Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-05-02
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The wickedest city-Sinsinnati;

. hC NiShSNNSt CitS itS-toiiiSIllnat:
1fmoney is tight, avoid tit ought
know better.
VIII complications in the (y)ea.t atle
the rising of the sim?
A barber IS always ready to scrape :
acquaintance. ans. often cuts him TOO.
It Why is balky horse like the cap;tal
+ lurAey: Bee Use he is constant in n
:. pub.
c Wien you soc llmc cat. you should a
, ways address it as "OlttEmppuss.''
= Jonah was Tie first victim of highway
, , men. lie ~.s Hl"le-lai( on the shore.
a Don't 70 TO law. If you feel that VIZ,
! go st Oh :, brainbie bus. or crawl throne
! a sewer.
: A communication to his paper begins
, IL bad no itca," etc. The rest of tie com
munication proves it.
: When man sees his wife shedding :
: cataract OF tears, il wei -Ni.i.ara-yates Lin
: beyond endurance.
"oleomarsarine" is the name they give
to goat up among the slanties, because
ii is suc', a bad butter.
The s,in HIS some vcy odd habits. fo1
Wien it goes earliest to bee it crpts uD latest
ana When it goes latest to bed it gets an
earliest.
Greenland has no cats. How full of wis
dom are The ways of Providence, Imagine
eats in country where the nights are six
months long.
A lazy boy, near Stanwix, has conquered
the hind!inS wood question. He Just backs
his fathers best mule against the wood
pile, and throws the milking stool at at.
A man who is bald is able to show much
more polish than any one else, even in the
si'npit act OF removing his hat on meeting
a lady.
Wendell Phillips says that ''God does
not let brainsand wealth remain together"
We understand now Why we have always
been poor.
The Bible says: "Of all things, wisdom
is profitable TO man" That's so. A man
never calls his wife a bald-headed old wol-
IN but once.
a New Jersey Dutchman refused TO take
a dollar bill the other day, for fear it had
been altered from Il tcn. We shouldn't
have thought of that. Smart men, those
Jersey men.
I'!e :i.;n;-cou, leIS orsprine are already
loatinT by us on the gentle breeze of
March. and tiie!r course is marked by up
Sprnglng buds and blossoms. and the
mingled corpses OF young an injudicious
poets.
''ler @o'n spend every cent what l bring
rer home for striped stockins', an tler
in nH:i!in' to eat in ter house, is what a I
lri'nhen man WAS telling a barber's pole 7
When policeman arrested him the other
lay.
lfyon pass through the hen-roost with
.arcful eye. just now, you VIII notice sad
less creeping over the coi,ntcnance Of the
I'D hens. 1t is not simply the knowledge
hat they must die. but the thought that
hey must be sold for spring chickens after
hey're laid out.
In certain depot is placard announc-
ng, NO smoking" pasted over IN oil
amp. Two Irislimcn appear, one smok-
'g. pat" says the other. ''ye'r trans
ressin' the rh.,,cs of the establishment, We
re- SLOWS that?" SAYS the smoker.
Don't you see there NO smokiny:'"
Yes; but can't ye see, ye spalpecn, the
emark is addressed to the lampr'
The other night an old West Ililler got
p and went TO certain closet to feel for
artain bottle. but in the darkness he got :
old Of flask containing kerosene Oil, and
Iter taking a healthy old Sulp of the same. +;
,ent to bed. He didn't rest very well, and {
oat a great deal, and finally said, they +
Dnldn't make the same whisky now that i
ley did forty years ago.-Bmlington
tUkeyc. II
An old darkey who was asked if in his
speriencn prayer was ever answered, re- |
led: well. sar, some pra'rs is anslld !
l some isn't-'pens on what you axes Il
+. Jest artcr dc wah. y hen is wus mighty I
lrd scratchn' foh de cuIlud breddren, | I
sarved dat wenebber pra'd lie Lo'd to I
n one oh MarSy Peyton' fat turkeys foh :
. old man, dar was no notice took oh Ce II
but when pra' dat he would
n de ole man for de turkey, de matter
as tended TO bcto' sun up mex mornin', :.
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