The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-07-25
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Wheat is on the decline.
The cheated term" is over.
Oh, for. a few December days.
Sour kraut material looks well.
Muzzle your CANNES, Mr.. Mayor.
Farmers don't find much loafng
time.
Fine brown muslin SIC. atthe Man,
moth.
West Alexandriais the neatest town
in the county.
Harvest is about over, but summer
isn't ended.
Thermometers rise as early as any
body else.
Now for a camp-meeting-as we
can't have a circus.
The walnut and hickory nut crop
win be large this season.
The tobacco crop in this county
looks promising.
New wheat is coming in lively. 1t
10 number ne.
If you see a dog frothing at the
mouth shoot him.
126c. dress goods marked down to
6L/c at the Mammoth.
We have no holiday now until
Thanksgiving.
This is a good year for jams. All
kinds of berries are plentiful.
The past three weeks have been the
@summer of our discomfort"
No circus yet, but plenty of bare
back performers along Sevenmile.
Dixon township gossips have an
over supply of business just now.
There is little fun in editing a news
paper with the thermometer at So.
Thermometers, like politicians,
have been a little too ambitious lately.
Take advantage of the closing out sale
at the Mammoth Cheap Store.
An Iowa woman has invented a
spankaphone. She likes it, but the
boys don't.
We know the Board Of Health
might improve the flavor of certain
localities in Eaton.
You can't believe all you hear these
days; even some Democrats are get
ting to fibbing.
A fruit inspector might find some
thing to do in Eaton. Too much de-
cayed fruit sold.
Physicians assert that ice water is
Injurious. The same thing is said
about beer and whisky.
OF fora lodge in some vast ice
house, some boundless contiguity of
sherry cobblers.
1t has been hotter than hello, mis-
ter, don't you want the DEMoGRAT for
the campaign.
Heavy rains destroyed thousands of
dollars worth of grain in Auglaize
county last week.
There is no eturu out" in Eaton at
tracts SO much attention as George
Chambers "ph@ton."
Don't neglect to have your glasses
smoked Tor the eclipse of the sun,
which takes place next Monday.
You can get the DEMOCRAT from
now until after the October election
for so cents.
While others complain of the dull
ness of business, the rush at the MANI
moth Cheap Store continues.
There's a land that is hotter than
this, and some people can see it afar,
This iswarm enough for US, however
The extremely hot weather has
caused considerable sickness through
out the country, and doctors are OIL
the 60.
Oft in the Silly night, ereslumber'
chains had bound us, fond memory
brings the feline yell of other day
around us.
What is more pestilent producing
than hog wallows? Why don't oul
city dads have the sand to stop thei
running at large.
Speaking of dancing, q clergyman
says that "people usually do NOR
evil withtheir tongues than with thei
toes.n And it is true.
Alex. Barr, of Jefferson township
last week threshed four acres of whea
averaging 4OL bushels to the acre
Who can top that?
A Barron street society gentlemen
is authority for the statement that
lady's wardrobe should correspond
in color throughout.
OIL the flies, the flies, the bother
some flies, they crawl round your nos
and into your eyes, you may masl
n TO death but it never dies.
The "polar wave" advertised sever
al days ahead, struck Eaton some tim
during Sunday night and on Monda,
linen apparel was laid over.
Very few men a be taken at thei
own value. Most people are like a
uncertain promissory note, if taken
all must be at a large discount.
Many of our people throughout til
county are making preparations t
exhibit stock and farm products
our fair. That is "korrect."
1t is whispered that the manage