The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-11-05

This il . great country.

to . country u to have too many savi0rs,
and there are Just about - out Of our 80
million people Who want to get an Office
and help save the country.
The O.her million are in Office, and are
handling the medicine themselves.
Well, thank the Lord, after next Tues
day they will have to blow their busles in
their own back yards, like "Beter Krause."
Ever hear Of him? Well, here's how j,
was in Sherman:
'Dwas midnight, und der fiddle STAN
Vas beeping droush der sky,
IND nOding couldt been heard about
Excepd der tOmea,'s cry.
Ven me und Peder krouss kreeped oud
Peside mine sweedhards door.
Do breed her do some mOosic fine,
For noding she lofed more.
Mi.lout no noises We besinned,
IND played "Der Hunters Maid"
Nit mine cornet und Peters 6ude,
Dot vos Won greadt serenaGe,
IND lien sinxed one sweed song, doc,
Il 'Dwas kiss Ne Ven I DIE"
sinyed dot song 40 sad dot dime
Dot Peter he vas CRY.
We played dill he vas tired oud,
IND den We dock some resd;
Bud 1t seemed strange M Won c0Omed Oud -,
Becourse We deed our besd.
Yust den some weller cross der vay
Nit loudt voice hOllered Oud:
"a leedle of dots poOty nice,
But cheese id, sourkFaud!
dot gal you played for wasn't dere-
She moved away last week.
Ven We heard dot We sos 20 'shamesl
Dot neider Won good speak,
Bud alder vile We got 10 mad
| We dare dot man to fight;
Cnd den = bolice grabbed IA in
IND locked Us up all hide.
Now, Of dot hide We never speak
II make us feel 20 pad
Do serenade Won emdy hosse
Vas enough u make ~ mad.
Und Of such dines j haf swexred Of,
Und 10 hat Peter Kranse.
We Otden blay our mOosic now,
Bud always by our house.
The FIRST greenhack man we ever saw was
tramp printer named Ros. II vas in
simmer when night overlook him near
Kansas City. He wore . white linen coat,
which he took of and carefully laid down
beside him on the ground. The first thing
that greeted his astonished gaze at daylight
vas an old COW munching away at that coat
She had swallowed most Of it, and was Just
folding the sleeves into her trunk when he
saw her. With . howl Of dismsy the
printer sprang for the coat which he caugh,
By the cuffs just ~ they were disappearing.
Then il ~as the COW and HIN for il. The
coat vas strong and Ross held his grip.
After they had waltzed around Tor about
half IN hour the old COW lost her hold,
opened vide her mouth, and the printer
fell backward over ten foot bank, covered
With victory and the all firedest looking
garment that ever came out Of . cows
stomach. II wss the only coat he he'd
though, and after drying it in the sun, he
put il on and marched into town covered
With the juice of whole acre Of blue grass
That was the first Greenbacker in Missouri
P.S-We can prove il BY the Gov.
Some little tinkey country editor rum.
pied up his hair and wrote this:
A Greenbscker told NJ last night that he
believed the Almighty woald help them to
elect Carter, County Counselor. Where
He helps, all things are possible. A lady
once patted . 6ve-yesr-Old bow on the
head and said: II should like to have such
little boy "a you are" He looked into
her face and replied: well, / guess you
can don't b'lieve God's lost the pattern
Of me-"
Yes, Bab, but the Lord has quit cutting
out such kinds Of dry goods, By the looks
Of the garments We zee now-a-dsys.
There is only one drawback to the nevs-
psper, and that il that one is at al times
compelled to tell the truth. The other
night We were hunting around for an item,
when Ne happened to remember that since
the telephone had been invented fellow
can talk over the wires. So We grabbed IN
oyster can. climbed telegraph pole,
slapped the old can down on top Of the
pole. and hollered to Billy Brockschmidt in
So. Louis:
"HelIo. Billy! What arc you doing
"vsll," he replied. "shoost nov, I'm
doing ncdine.; but I've made arrange
meo,s to 10 10 into p;snea.n
~Whst are you going into? ?"
AV~M r s~s~ k~-~~~-L.~ -
man."
"Do you put in much cspitslr
NO; doesa't put in no gabital."
"Don't want 10 risk it. chr
mo; but puts In de experience"
"And he puts in the capitalr
"Yes, dot il il. We goes into pisneas for
dree year !: be puts in the capital, puts ia
the experience. Al the end Of DE- dres year
will have capital. and he will have de
experience"
We slid down the pole satis6ed that
Billy vaa himself yet, again. some more.
This Bible Class will nov conclude With
the battle hymn Of man out Of luck:
The shades Of night we're falling fast,
A through solid village passed
A youth Who 6uttersd tvice or thrice
A banner With the strange device
"Mose Gseenbacks."
His brow vas sad his teeth were set.
A though purpose fingered yet
Within his bseast In cast aside
Some thrall that bound him - he cried
"Mose Grsenbacka."
In happy homes be saw the liRht