, 1878-06-01
Original and Otherwise.

SuuareIS drawn. ana lTpuDliciillS!l Hcsiii
the defense Of irand-
4 company in New York proposes To guar
antee the honesty Of employees holding posi-
tions OF trust. The party who is to a,riaran
tee the honesty Of the company Is now BEN:
hunted for.
When japanese wishes 10 spite his fo'
he kills himself. Ii this fact could onl y b'
brought to the attention of Mr. Hayes h'
might show his contempt for Mr.. 1llden by
emriating the example Of his Oriental pro
totype-
Bayard Taylor has been received in BerliI
with great cctd. \ poem written by hin
about the battle of Sedan, has been repro
duced by the German press, and has beei
the means Of making HIM very popular.
Maine is getting excited over a recently
confessed murder committed about 90 year
ago. By and by those Diriso people Will at
tempt to reopen the cam ami Abel unplcas
antness, to see ii the coroner did his duty.
Absolute starvation is rcpnrtetl among th,
faml,,s of the striking miners IN Missouri
Such wretchedness would seem To he a greater
evil than reduced wages, to everybody eN
cept possibly u labor exchange composed oI
dead beats.
And nnw comes the Paris correspondent
of the New York NrUH, who says that thc
degG m0nfc ,Iuring certain portions OF rh'
day hold a-.cful levee> IN the heart ot
the main buildin@" of the "&""~iti"n. II"
~ .ja- r.t'', |O"N
\ lady ut Clinton. Illinois. went to 4 bal
clothed III paper garments, from cutlcic ont.
Sin gallons of lemonade. accident;:'n- cii:--"c.t
om her, strikim:l5 demonstrated the rnstabll-
ity and inutihty Of paper clothing, The
lady retired in a bed spread.
The Presbyterian church has fired off 4
set Of resolutions AGAINST imtemperamce- In
its ouiniun to rent house, make 4 task 0I
construct machinery for the whisky traffic
IL tn participate III the CRIME. Tins Is worthy
Of Knox, but what viii k!s nineteenth cen
tury followers do abont 1t.
Tie Gar has passed his siXtieth birthday,
ali epoch at which Romanotis are generally
roaming of in the pale realm OF shades
Now that he has moved by the trying pc
riod, we hope he will brace up and resent
Enclanfs bullying. We would like 10 sci
the balance of our wheat.
And now We tind chip floating on tn,
journalistic stream to tins effect - Better
20 to bed supperless than get up III debt.
1t was evidently written by a man OF alder
manic proportions Just after hearty dinner
or hv sickly sentimentalist whose religious
creed was evolve! from his dyspepsia. Or
dinarv human nature with an empty stom
ach fails To see the letter. On the Ythe
hand, it dispoScs of the bowl Of bread ant
milk which have been put down on the ol'
score, and then grows sad To think that !
cannot enlarge the Indebtedness. There ar
very few of us who in our real inwardnes
think 1t better to starve than 10 have a httl
bill at the grocery.
SESaroHs AID members, always eXceptin
those from Oregon and this territory, wal
and manTnver several days in order to hav
their speeches begin Oh the first page Of tn
/ ConaneSSioaaI Rcco1rf. Senator Gordon, q
Georgia, waited four days before pnblishin
his last speech, which he read TO the benches
and then it appeared on the coveted tirs
page You see you may send copies OF tn
Record to your constituents, and if you
speech is Oh the first page they Will thlnl
that you are big statesman.