The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-02-21
EVERYDAY splcERIEs.

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masters seldom have any money, but
they're always taking steps to raise
some. 9S
Striking observation of the Rochester
Democrat: To the Chicago boss tailors:
Render unto Scissors the things that are
Scissors"
LOVE is an intoxication. = Ciacinndti
Commercial. Yes, but a few years of
matrimony will sober you up.-F Frdnk-
lin Patriot.
WHITEHALL Times Many poor
families keep goat. If they are denied
the luxury of bread, they always have
their butter.
PHILADELPHIA Post. In reference to-
the recent great fall of snow in Russia
it may be Of interest to know that the
Gar has not sent one of his best diplo-
mats to Shouyelof the steppes.
A FRENCH wit says that the gibbet is
a species of fattery to the human race.
Three or four persons are hung from
time to time, for the purpose of making
the rest believe that they are yirtuous.
THRICE is he armed who hath his aua.1Ns1 Nsss lsss 1
-Ssncinnas BREAKFAST Table.
But solid right in town, o. il he
who gets the others head in chanceree.
Burling.or Ha'0keys.
New YORK Commercial Advertiser
An Alabama negro magician, who
claimed to be lead proof invited several
feilow,Afrlcans to shoot at MN tne otne5
day. The obSequ1eS were very plain ana
unpretentious. -s.sf 4 40 ~ = ~. -
| NEW Iokk Otuf. "a remalu VI Iso
hundred dollars has been offered at Har-
r;ehrro for fba recoverv of missing
tieoIS I J S a,s.
ISlnooi I9 u Sno 1 nos.11 Iasi.ss
oiu maiu IL ehnsy wanna Nv" AooAo
under her bed before retiring.
BOSTON Gto6e: 1t is related OF Artemus
ward that ne useo 70 raueS al .ne
tlhe NC was mii.lne. o ~. oIas .ls
1eooe- DemocTd. paIagIapn,s. ieases sne
Laughter 70 nus SCISSORS, Wnica Keeps up
constant snick, snick, snickel'
DETROIT free f7ress: luratsn as
soldier naving ona Iur cap Is suPPose9 70
De comIortaDiy ciaa, No maS1el u ne @ naS
no coat nor vest. Heep sne .ea,s maln az
ana you warm tne MIoie pouy = sl1
turkish anu mi.mauAee 1'l'.' ,na. s;
WORCESTER Fress; A ietter was re-
ceiyed at Southbrldge, addressed 70 tne
ouPetinsI;S n;sIaue !. =. m;tbort I w.tar = sorIs v
a. s .mat at+ar s n-ss after mncb Jai;baret;on'
ae tSs sstor VS. = 80 t,,a . Rs,t;st IN Chn-ch
e'ns y s.o p',e' q u
THE POET WHO DIED OF bhAotlfol ss1' Sso"s Y.
as the editor IN :" asked long,haired a youth,
"I he is'G Is S must % see him Ia at once, forsooth,
i ForI wish to sell him an ode" ~
saSht up to sb sha ea,STs dsss a ne
And said to the editor, al have an ode S. ~
On the beautiful" but tt the BILE
i OF the editor rose, and ,a he sn smote the bard
All n ticIed aiS him ont in the ofee hack vard.
To die in the beautiful snow.
4 ~. ~ = sum-
4 DETROIT free ffess: =. parnum
never 1eit pao over any OF ms IaIiuIes
except one. ne oHSIeu nvs u9nais W ee.
MS Wooo-cu. IN Wepseel Dic.lunaiy Z,
ana the pupiisneis scoineu niI, snousn
they were putting In woives ana puzzards
for nothing.
The Worcester Press, referring to the
ssa1emen. = Ina. sne snaassd mauuI ~ erlteas oon ~
t iy.oi y.a. pPee.S -. go :. 49, = =
pialnIH IN Tent suis says I'VE 80
proacn 10 tne nePuphc tnat lle Miaom J.
OF an eX-Presloent haun . wnoie SUI u'e
to appear IN.
Fl HACKENsACK Republicdn: A man was
earnestly looking in the .bung hole OF
whiskey barrel, as If in search OF some
{ thing he could not lind. What are
|, you doingT asked q bystander. Why
i Pm seeking my reputation in the plact
/ 1 lost it, was the mournful reply.
PucE. You constantly hear senti
mental yorng ladies warbling at th,
| niano that there are no birds in las
) vTear,s nest. And it is strange that no
/ nract;cal.- eommon-sense business mar
: aver come to the front to remark thai
there amt any in next wears nest either
t Tgvnr NOV he an eternal fitness n al
th;nas h hn4 may yts =. ,,;obtv Tn | hard for an nm
shnngI.d % % mind I - male ont ont why . a. soar nj,
f fot man should hove 3 voice as nlaintiyt
t and @ T fnll ' Of woe as . camn-meetinr ex
l hortarMcsn M Breakfast Tabk. Perhapl
e ;t;s hecause soan deferred has made III,