, 1878-01-18
Wit and Humor.

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"woRK but don't worry the old saw
SAYS; but some people don't work, 20 they
taNe il cut IN worrying.
A SUITABLE SITE FOR GEorNTRAs
NEEpLE-- hrrSdueeile street, London,
opp, site the Royal Exchange.
AMAS fooled into buying n pinchheck
watch called it Faith, because il was
without works, aud thN efure dead.
any Lord, said the foreman of n Welsh
iury, when givir iu the verdict" I'VE tind
the man who stole the mare not guilty
MKT 70 drink, there Is nothing that
will bring man down in the world
quicker than banana pcal.-Ner York
Mall.
A PERSON who had been listening to
very duh address remarked that every
thing went off well-especialy the audi.
encc.
THOSE young ladies at fairs who sell
6ye.cent pin cushions for three dollars
ought to be arrested for robbing the
males.
"WouLp you like to be lynchedl"
asked an exasperated Missouri farmer OF
horse thief. mo, Ill be hanged II 1
do, was the reply.
A BELLIES OPINION CONCERNING
N,us-1Dear me, is it possibleY-two
moons9 What nice place to meet one
by two moonslight alone"
AN old bachelor says he's been so
often deceived by the chicken of the
restaurant and boarding. house, that he
calls it "the moe king bird"
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knocked at every mans door once, an old
Irisbman said: "When she knocked at
nina Imust have been out"
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ooaE lnuiapS use scaiPing Knives o'
tortoise-sne'l' Prooao'y "h sccount Ui 'he
olu Aoe Ia Nnicn ;.s sne 'oLsosse n "a' a'ieeeu
~ 49,.
"foREooEs was ; .ne w1ra put OUT M a.
a"rluen Speilln9 exercise oy one ., our
city teacheIs recently ana one little
boy handed ID, TO- 30, go, go.
FIRST friend (poor); "Will YOU do me
great f,vor9" Second ditto (rich) ."With
pleasure but tirst you have 1t IN your own
power to render me great service
VIII your f. f-"Wlth pleasure
What can do Tor your -. t'--"Don I
ask me Tor any money"
COUNTRY f,llow went one NIGHT 10
ace his sweetheart, and for long time
could think of nothing IN ssv A. last
snow beginning to fall heavily, he told
her that his fathers sheep would be lost.
"Wcll," said she, kindly taking him by
the hand, "I'll take one of them"
Az ;,,o,;d r.o,ohr., Ohu ,;.od .
49, 80" a.a,',n.. So, Wnou "toh,o
nor.;onIor,y doairn} ,ba hos,Ioy ,o COO
that The horse bad nothina 70 ant for
disner "Becanse " bo remarked
Monsieur le dOcteur he say mus tax
ze gentle exercise on re empty stomach"
Tur fo0b;o, io,rro,s.or "Go,,boro ,ro
s,;Il ;r stnle for hsts s,d honnots ;,
Rode roo We e,ont m n hotsl hod the
o,ber n;oht that must have h.d ,birtv or
Cnrtv f,athors scattered aronnd nm n cor-
load ,f .lats Rut this ia carrv;no festh.
or decoration m tho axtreme of fashion
nil NV life2n said Nm old toner 70 an ac.
ouaintance "Y.s. | do" "Well there's
where yon',e mistaken. At one period
d;dn,t touch 81 dron for two vears--in
fctI frank nothing but mill, niIndeed
Wit two vears wes tbo,w UMv Grst
two"
n nv. ps,. a.. v,,. s.o..,.
e,no,; 0hD ,,nndau n",, u,' ",o" ~" sa;G % STber, %
are fine novels of yours, Sir Walter
they are Just invaluable to me-" II am
glad to hear it, Tom" "Yes, sir; for
when l have been out all dav hard al
work, and come home very tired, and
take up one Of your novels I'm asleep
directly"
Eli. 10. ..u,;.
~ an huS,'u s'' -, L;a ~" s."uS LIZ. " nn ="
ns hnay nHoLn'nS u. ';,o Sa.t, ~, ""In Lon Wv,
of potatoes. "What is thisl" said the