The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1878-05-11
THE RETOKT URTEOUS.

Mr.. Kearney, leader of the San
francisco worlingmen's agitation,
headed deputation fortnight ago
to the Roman Catholic Archbishop,
when, according to the San Fran.
cisco NeacS Letter, that prelate thus
replied with placid urbanity to an
excited harangue: "AIr. Kearney,
L understand that you wish me to
mind my own business. Very good;
perhaps you know what my business
is better than I do. But, Mr.
kearnoy, there is only one gentle
man who is at present authorized to
show mo how to mind my business,
and that is the Pope of Rome.
Perhaps, Mr.. Kcarney, if you will
write to him, he will transfer that
power to you. And now let mo tell
you a little story, Mr.. Kcarney. I
have lived here great many years,
and 1 know the temper of the poo
pie of California pretty well and a
long time ago, before you had come
to America, [ went to bed one night
leaving everything going on n the
city as as usual. We'll, Mr.. Kearney,
after IL comfortable nights rest,
rose and looked out Of the window,
and there in the street was q poor
fellow hanging by his neck, quite
dead, suspended from a hmp-post
He was a poor fellow who did not
know how to mind his own business,
Mr.. Kearney, and that was all. You
mind your business well, Mr.. Kear~
ney, and l will mine. Good morn-
ing" Exit dcputation.
DR.du1ITIC MONSTROSITIEs.
& remarkable troupe is now
travelling through Scotland. The
Kilmalnocb STANDARD gives this
description Of it's members and the
performances given: Miss Chris
tine Mile, the Two headed Night.
inyale, who is not inapt]y termed
the "eighth wonder of the world"
gave two receptions yesterday in the
Corn Exchange Hall. She has two
heads, four arms and four legs,
which converge in one body, pre-
senting most extraordinary ap.
pearaIce. However. there is noth-
ing at all repulsive in the spectacle :;
indeed, the on locker is very favora~
impressed by the Intelligence,
vivacity and grace Of her perfor
mances. She walks on either two
OF four feet at will dances with
ease and sings duets in very
beautiful and effective style, one
voice taking tho treble and the
other the contralto. Great attcn
ton has been bestowed upon her
education, and she speaks with
flucncy several languagcs-a fact
which the audience have an oppor :
tunity Of verifying, as she moves
freely among the auditors and
enters into conversation with any
one who may wish to test her intel
ligence and requirements Chris
tine Mlillio is accompanied by three
marvelously diminutivo people.
styled the Duchess of Liliput,
Baron Littleinger and Count Rose
bud-who contribute greatly to the
interest Of the entertainment The
Baron and the Count are brothers.
and native of Bologna in Italy, their
real names being AIargri. The
former is thirty one years of age and
thirty five inches high, and the latter
is twenty-nino years of age and
thirty-fve inches high. Tho ''Duch-
ess," who was born in England, is
somewhat less in stature than
eithor. Tho tiny lady sings well,
and is graceful dancer, while the
brothers Nfargris acting and dane
ing in little pantomime are very
clever and amusing, and their fenc-
ing in mock duel, arising from IN
affair of honor, is q really capital
display of expert swordsmanship.
The performances OF the two
headed Nightingale and three Lili-
putians give entire satisfaction
to the visitors to tho hall, as is
manifested by the frequent up
planse.
Many Physicians are prescribing
! DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup because they
know it is a good remedy fol
children and is warranted not tt
contain either Opium, Morphia
ParegOric or Iaudnnnm. the ha >,