Mexico weekly ledger., 1878-04-04

a4r5IgTHE GINS

- 3tA1b<tiburss o. sA.Frs 10. .--l,
That is a purcper. and you are not
requested to ,sayiit.Yesn out loud,
but are expedited tew throw yure eyes
) down on to1tiie eartf as tho gu was
looking fof - pin, and re- few the
y with a 4 a iiin
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We viii prSume (,ew avoid arg1-
lnent) that lou are Gu The lookout
Cor SOMETHING in tie line, Let me
give W sum small chunks ov advice
how to spot your future husband:
/. The man who is ;ellous oY every
ht1c attehshuE which you set from
some other fellow, yu viii find after
you agc,Iiarr:etS to him ne luves HIM
self 0 than he duz yu, and what
yulmistook for Substitute, yu will
discover has changed TO indifference.
- Jellosy isn't q heart diseze, it is a
liver kompiaiqt. .-
,. 4 IGustash is not Indispensable
it is only a little more hair, and is
much lie moss and other excressen-.
~ccs--oiten doz the best on sile that
went raise anything else. Don't
-taget" thu. those things which
you admire in n fellow before marri-
;ge. yhr"wiil probably dislike in a
husband after, and a mustash will ge5,
to be q hong time .
). Ii husbands could be took on
trial as Irish cooks are; two-tltirds
.ov them would probable bic returned
but there don't seem to be emmy law
for this. Therefore, girls, yu will
see that after yu git a man YOU have
got tew keep him, even il you loz
him. Consequently, If yu have got
emmy kotd vittles in the hous, try him
Be. on them onc in ii while during scour-
ing season, and, if lie swalIers them
'Ntll ullu SCZ Ut Nih al W III III
lie il q man who, when blue Monday
Gums, will wash well. .. ..-
4. Don't marry Il phellar who - al
WIZ tellin how his mother doz thirgs,
1t il two hard to weana young one.
5. Ii q young man a beat you
playin Oil IL pianper, and kant hear a
fish horn playing on the street with
out turning a sumrnerset on account
of the musick that is III him, l say to
yu leave him he might answer to tend
the babe and if yu set him hoeing out
the garden, you will find that you have
got to do it yourself. A man whoze
whole heft lies in musick (and not
too hefty at that), amt no better than
q seedlitz powder; but if be luys to
listen while you sing sum gentle bal
lad, yu will find him mellow and not
soft. But don't marry ennybody for
just n virtew emmy quicker than you
won't Cop a man for jist one fault.
G.. 1t il one of the most tutfest
things for a female to be IN old maid
successfully. A great many has trieu
it, and made q bad job of it, and had
hard time. Everybody seems to
look upon old maids jist as they do
upon dried herbs III the garret-han-
DIV for sickness-and therefore girls,
il amt q mistake that yu shud be
willing to swop yourself oph with
some true. hearted phellow, for a hus-
band. The swop IL a good one; but
don't swop for any mar who is re-
spectacle jist because his father L..
You had better be All old maid for
four thousand years and then JOIN the
Shakers, than tew buy repentance at
this price. No woman ever made
this trade who didn't get either q
phool, a mean cuss, or 4 clown for c
husband.
Z. In digging down into this sub
ject. l find the digging goes harder
the further / git. 1t is much easier
tew inform yu who not TO take, FOR
the reason there IL more of them.
Idon't think you will foller my adj
vice, if l give it; and, therefore, |
will keep it, for 1 look upon advice
as l do upon caste. ile-a mean dose
to give and a mean dose TO take. But
/ must say one thing, or spile. If
YOU can find a bright eyed, well bal
lusted boy, who looks upon poverty
NJ sassy rs a child looks upon wealth
who had rather sit down upon the
curbstone in front Of the 9Th avenue
hotel, and eat ham sandwich than
to 90 inside and run in debt for his
dinner and tooth pick-and who Is q
man with that sort of pluck who mis-
takes a defeat for a victory, mi adj
vice IS to take him body and soul
snare him at onst, for he is a stray
trout, a breed very skarse in our
: waters.
Take him, I say, and bid on to
him as hornets bid on q tree.
A NEW USE FOR SUNBEAMS
A little six-year-old Whitehall boy
was watching the sunbeaIns as they
shot through a window and danced
dlagonally across the room