The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1878-09-21

of n man, that M
n newspaper hgS,
man finds it out bf
I'm the Emerald, l.
panion)-Iow qtu'e'
might be a spot -tne
said, SILENCE Ieigns-
onJ 90 nav saw hat same; anu
yer honor !-Furu''T rO"'S'
Robinson, (after a loEg whist Whist DO
cIub)-ss It's awful late, Drown; !
YOU say to your wife ?' pio"n' N1n
20 or I sban,t saw much, you know
morning, DEAR sontleIIning 'n
She'll cay the rest. ."-Pti'''"'
The first regular train Oh Wnlcn
JJ,;5 -HJ - tba ,,estion 81 Whence cometh
put to him by high autt ~ S9icy, cy, rIEm 20
- :; :, - Co Keau ufney, it seems, is only
cIfn- =; tho ns.sof his llustrious pre-
decessor-the original sf
,rbo-o xvoso noraorai Dhist ON moral paper
=. s,ro-s . soIsnn oatb that he would make
Joke on the name of Bob fhge[soA or perish III
the attempt. He shut hTmseh up Saturday
evening and crawled FORTH trouuay mUrnihg'
pale emaciated, and with sG!elhn, aaron iooA
in his eyes, and the following item IN ms mana
They ought to spell his ma INC Do0 lnJure-
SOUL
There is nothing new unde the sum- re-
marked Solomon, the wise king now ABOUT
neuralgia ?'' asked Rehoboa1p, WalSing INTO
the palace with his jaw tied UP IN req nannel,
and the faint far-away odor Or VrI T1 hopertson
county arnica on his mustache' tne mouarcn
scowled and said he hoped the nguom OF lsrael
hadn't got down to running Paragrapher
association just yet.-BtrlIngtoi iiH'0Aeye'
gentleman just in from A iona says the
weather has been exceedingly Wa Ein III tnat part
of the world, and that the peopS GOWN tnere
wear very little clothing. He de rioes n SUIT
worn by young man in Prescott. - Ionsls'eG ~. I
of n gum-elastic garter tied around ne lelG ieg
1t would seem from this that tlE oIlghting
influences of civilization have not yN eA'enueu
to Arizona.
Miss Susan B. Anthony solemnly TerS that
she will never, never, never-so help VT Henry
Ward Beecher-pay taxes until she i, ano"eo
10 vote. She alleges that she has no CoPerty
save the black silk dress which Anna DIsSlnson
gave her on her birthday. Now let IS see
whether the minions OF the law will rutbtessly
tear that lustrous garment from her tender ana
shrinking form, and leave her a sublime protest
against oppression-in skeleton skirt. POOP
Ia!
very funny episode occurred in one of AIeck
Stephens recent speeches. He had just b;e1
diIatine on the beauties of old JeffersonFln
Democracy, when he paused moment, drew
little bottle of bourbon from his pocket, tooka
null at it, and returning the bottle to his pocke,
resumed the thread of his argument with the
remark s' Yes, fellow citizens, this is true Demo
cracy." Nobody rose to question the regulari,
of Mr.. Stephens Democracy.
If man is not saint at fifty he may We
turn his attention to some other pursuit. Hi
habits By that time have become petrifed, and il
is extremely difficult to form new ones; indeed,
as Josh Billings says, 80 the best thing he kan do
Is to stur his old ones In the following lines,
however, the day of grace is extended by ten
wears and one more chance is given;
At ten, child; at twenty, wild;
At thirty, tame. if ever:
At forty. wise: st fifty, rich;
At sixty, good,
The reason why Charles Spurgeon is so popular
Is that he reminds people constantly of the things
thew already know but have forgotten. He
seldom uses polysyllables, but talks to, not at,
his congregation in the simplest language. Hear
his ringing voice saying to assemblage of FIVE
thousand, IS make the bridge from the cradle to
manhood just long you can. Let your
child be a child, and not little ape of n man
tanning about the town. Hilalutin has no
nIace in that pulpit Spurgeon was never known
70 stand on his head or turn even single somer-
sauIt while preaching. People in America. espe-
rialIy some preachers, under the impression
that in order to draw crowds must go into
the general trapeze work of theology; but here
i the most popular minister in the world de-
pending for his popularity on saying TIE home
fiest things IN the most home-thrg va