The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-08-09

n Day Slll niith.s bso
died of scratch from a horses hoof.
So close is the sympathy between
night and day that after n falls the
other breaks.
The party which inscribes ''three-cent
beer" on its banners is the one that
will win this fall. 2
There IL no good substitute for wis
dunn, but silence IL the best that baz
been discovered yet.
Father-Why don't you say grace,
Charley? charley-Why, Zoos L don't
like the looks o. them taters.
Don't have anything to do with the
early watermelon unless it can show
certificates of good character.
When the Shah Of Persia laughs why
is it a sign that he's angry? Because
he does it to show his S~hah-grin.
The man who made an impression on
the heart of a constitutional coquette
has become n skillful stone-cutter.
All the nice little boys have their
hair nicely lawn moved. 1t stabs the
flies to death and botbers the mosqui-
toes.
Sending a counterfeit detector to an
editor is perhaps rs good an illustration
of eighteen-carat politeness as can be
found.
The world is full of devices to gain
an advantage over the unwary; therear
men who would even 'sbeat' a poor old
carpet.
The Burlington Hawkeye feels GER
tain that Eve never went to sleep with
out looking under the couch of moss
and leaves for n man.
In Virginia City on the Fourth they
took a vote on the prettiest girl, and
now all the candidates but one insist
on going behind the returns.
A cobbler's shop cannot be said to be
thoroughly established until it has,
among its beginnings, a broken-nosed
water pitcher, and n three-legged stool
: N''i'o
A boy at school, on being asked to
describe a kitten, said: "a kitten is re-
markable for rushing like mad at moth
ing whatever, and stopping before it
gets there
"nei ieiiow stahds up U speak ana
'"e e"'.ie au''ichce commences 10 gig
se' d horlipie suspicion FORCES itself
'po" ms hi''u 'hae all Is not wen WIN
MS neither garment. VI
"Ah," said the fly, as it crawled
a,o'iiu .he pot.ie' ave passed.
'"iousn .He ha'c"ihg age the creeping
&C. '"e nyi"e age INC now l am IN
'"e "uc'iase ahu-' .here IL STUCK
Some whisky in the bottom of a bar
rel recently exploded at S%teubenville.
Ohio, and killed a small boy. The les
son of this occurrence is that it. il not
"i'o oie"'e any WHISKY III Ihe bottom
Vi '"e D"iiei'
"The cat in gloves" said Mr.. Frank
lin, Catches no mice.n Indeed no:
not she. When the cat is able to wear
gloves she can afford to buy her mice,
ready dressed and cooked. Bully for
the cat in gloves.
A morbid maiden's, the pine. That of
a seaside saunterer, the beech. A de-
faulting debtors, the will-owe. The
p%rofane man has a preference for the
low-cuss, and almost everybody bankers
after the poplar.
T, ,ho Arm,o, ,., =, ,...,
of the rnlos reon;re ,ho nr,sanar liz
ON , r,.nk ,na - ..,,,' ~
on f,r tha erst -. 80
gave , sh,rtar santanoo 81 -.
wiso u,o,,a
marking that he considered it nothing
more nor less than torture.
A hs,,o 30 Now v..,.
con, emnt Gov ,h,so 81
sort 10 arsenic For tha
banc,no tho;r ,o.son,, -. CO.
savs she has ,oonn,n,,shaa 49,
loot w;,,o,t ovnor;ona;n. A.,
ds,etsrious effects hr observation-disclosures
of sngar with co,oara w,,ar ~ oa,;n~
them
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