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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

Headache yields quickly to Lodilles
Headache Specific. 1t is harmless as pure
water but cures headache in from 5 to 20
minutes. Costs SO cents.
Durang's Rheumatic Remedy cures
rheumatism permanently. Sold by all
druggists in Rock Island and elsewhere.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

In THE FIRST RANK. The just reputa-
ton of DR.. Prices American Perfumes
place them in the 6rst'rank of the very best
handkerchief extracts that have ever been
made. Their odor is truly rich. fresh and
towery They delight all who are fond
OF sweet scent. DIR. Price has spent time
and study in perfecting these perfumes
and we are glad that his efforts have been
crowned with success.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
BILIOUS DIFFICULTIES.

DR.. PIRRCE's INDIAN RESTORATIVE BIT
TIERS.
DR.. G. W. Skinner, member of thu
American Association for the Advance
ment of Science, writing from Little Falls
N. Y, said Il freely use it IN preference,
to any of the ordinary articles, such as Oil
SIENNA, Salts. etc., for the most delicate an
fants, the robust, and those cnteebIed b
age. 1t is a Specific for all Bilious Dis
orders, Agues, Cohcs, Headaches, Cos
SUeneSS etc
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

Why do SO many parents think children
troublesome? because they CRY, and wbu
do children cry? because they suffer n
Bulls Baby Syrup relievs all main tba 10.
Babyhood is subject to, and only costs I o.
cents per bottle. ''' 40
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

NOBODY PRETENDs to gainsay the
efficacy of Glenn's Sulphur Soap. the
standard external remedy for local diseases
and injuries of the skin, and promoter of
complexional beauty. Question the ladies
in regard to this latter quality. Sold by all
Druggists.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye. Black or
Brown. soc,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
ROSSMAN'S CURE.

ITCHING PILES is generally preceded by
a moisture like perspiration producing a
very disagreeable and distressing itching,
particularly at night, after getting warm
in bed. No humbug-as a trial will prove.
For sale by all respectable druggists.
RossMAN & MCKINsTRY, Hudson, NY,
Proprietors.
Sent by mail for so cents.
For sale by all Druggists in Rock Island
Fuller u Fuller. and VanSchaack,
Stevenson & Reed, Chicago, wholesale
agents.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

Churchman'S baking powder is the
cheapest and best in the market. Is not
affected by the atmosphere. Retains its
leayening power for hours after mixing.
Guaranteed strictly pure. Every grocer
sells it: take no other. 12-l5d6m
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
Your Taxes are Due.

Charles E. Hawley, collector of Rock
Island township, has opened an Office in
the First National Bank. The state,
county aud city taxes for 1877 are now
due, and he asks all to come and pay.
h-dff
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
WEAKNESSES
PECULIAR TO
e {: MA. {: s .

Favorite Prescription is a Powerful Restorative
Tonic to the entire system. 1t is nervine CT un-
surpassed efficacy, and while quiets nervous irri
taton 1t strengthens the enfeebled nervous system
thereby restoring it to healthy yigor. The follow
tne diseases are among those in which the Favorie
Prescription has worked magic cures, viz: Leucor-
rhGa, or "Whites," Excessive Flowing, Painful
Menstruaton, Unnatural Suppressions, Weak Back,
PrOiapsus, or falling Of the Uterus. Anteversion.
RetrOversiOn, Bearing down, Sensation, Chronic
Congestion, Inflammation and liberation of the
Uterus, Internal Heat, Nervous Depre sion, Debil-
ny, Dependency, and very many other chronic
diseases peculiar to women, but not mentioned
here's
The following Ladies' are q few Of the many
thousands who can testify TO the efficacy Of DR..
Pierce's Fayorte Prescription, from experience
and observation:
Mrs Cornelia Allison, Peosta, Iowa Mrs 1hos j
Methvin, llatcher's Station, Ga; Mrs A Seymour
Rome, N Y; Mrs Francis Huswick, Versailles. Ohio
Mrs Leroy Putnam, North Wharton, Pa; Mrs Mary
A Hunolt Edna, Mo; Mrs Mary a Frisbie, Leh-
man, Pa; Mrs ID l. GIL, Chillcothe, Ohio Mrs II
Malone, West Springfield, Pa; Mrs X Hiatt, Nm
poria, Kan; Miss Louise Pratt, Dodgeville Mass
Mrs l. a Dashield, Norfolk, Va; Mrs G Allison,
Proctor, Iowa; Mrs N Vernon ST. Thomas, Ont
MIS- , Z Moran,2i3 North Howard street, Bal tmore
Mo; Mrs Lucy Calman, GAINESVILLE, Ohio; Mrs
McNaught, Jefferson, Iowa; Mrs l. G Stemrod
Friendship, Miss Ellen Cndy, Westheld N
Mrs Anthony Amann, Verona " Y: Mrs Is N Rocks
Grand Rapids, Mich; Mrs II Webb Wateroown
Y. Thousands of references can be given at the
Worlds Dspensary.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
The weatner--To-Day,

The following shows the temperature
at THE ARGUS OFFICE to-day as in
dicated bv thermometer:
IA NJ. 22s above zero ~ I'm $50 above zero
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

The Colonnade Hotel. Philadelphia, is q
model establishment. 1t is superb in both
style and appointment and its table and
service cannot be excelled.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

The celebrated Peoria show cases;
cheaper than any other in the market.
Quality guaranteed, Workmanship un'
surpassed. Rob't 6. Luke, manufacturer
Peoria, Ills, Field Bros, agents, Rock
Island, Ills. 5-10dly
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

QUERY: why will men smoke COM
mon tobacco, when they can buy Marburg
Bros. Seal of North Carolina at the
same price?" l-leodly
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

BY reason Of its Alternative properties cures Dis
eases of the Blood and Skin, as Scrofula or King
EVIL; Tumors; Ulcers, Old Sores; Blotches /;
Pimples and Eruptions. BY virtue of its Pectoral
properties, 1t cures Bronchial, Throat and Lung
ATections Incpent Consumption; Lingering
Coughs; and Chronic Laryngitis. Its Cholagogue
properties render it an unequaled remedy for Bill
iOusness; Torpid Liver, Liver Comnla :" and
it's Tonic properties make 1t equally efcacious in
curing Indigestion, Loss of Appetite, and Dyspep-
sia.
Where the skin is sallow and covered with
blotches and pimples, or where there al scrofn-
Ions sweings and affections, few bottles of Gold
en- Medical Discovery will effect an entire cure. II
You feel dull drowsy, debitated, have sallow col
or of skin, or yellowish-brown spots on face or
body, frequent headache dizziness, bad taste in
mouth, internal heat chills alternated with hot
lushes low spirits and gloomy forebodings, irreg-
uar appetite, and tongue coated, you are suffering
from TORPID LIVER, or BILIOUsNEss." In many
cases of Liver COMPLAINT only part Of these
symptoms aiS experienced. AS q remedy for all
such cases, DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
has no equal 1t effects perfect cures, leaving the
liver strengthened and healthy.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
The CompOund Oxygen Treatment

FOR THE CURE OF ALL CHRONIC DISEASES.
This is the Snrest, Safest and Cheapest Curative
agent known. 1t cures by REvITALIZINs the whole
body, and hence is effective in great variety of
diseases. Among the many names TO which we are
permitted TO refer we give the following:-HoD. =.
Field, Judge of u. S. Supreme Court, and his &C.
complished wife, Mrs. Hallit Kilburn; Judge Sam
uel Smith, New York; Hon. Montgomery Blair; Ex-
Arthur; Gen. Fitz Henry Warren, and many more
of scarcely less note.
Our Brochure Of 200 pages, which contains tt e
clearest statement of principles, the brilliant
record of cures, and all the information necessary
TO an intelligent opinion and intelligent action,
will be mailed free.
STARKEY & PALEN.
Office, lila Girard Street, Philadelphia
G. II. STARKEY, A M, M D.
G.E. PALEN, Pr. B., M D.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
Piles--Itching Piles

Posttively cured-also Blind and Bleeding
Piles, Fistula, Salt Rheum, and all dis
eases of the Skin, by the use of
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
p. P. P. P.
DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant.
Purgative
Pellets
purely Vegetable. No care re-
uuired xuhila usin.r Aba,u

The Little Giant Cathartic or MrrLrrM IN
PAByO PHYsIC, scarcely larger than mustard seeds,
and are sugar-coated. They remove the necessity
OF taxing the great, crude gastric, sckening pills,
heretofore 80 much in use.
A. remedy for Headache, Dizziness, Rush Of
Blood 10 the Head, Tightnees about the Chest Bad
Taste in mouth, Eructations from the stomach.
BiliOds Attacks Jaundice, Paiu in the kidneys,
Highlycolored Urine, and Internal Fever DIR. Pier
ces Pleasant Purgative Pellets are unsurpassed.
Furthermore, would say that their action is uni
vcrsal not gland escaping their sanatve i'm.
press. Age does not impair the properties Of these
Pellets. They are sugar coated and lnclosed ii
glass bolt es their virtues being thereby preserved
unimpared for any length of me, so that they are
always fresh and reliable. This Is not the cast
with those pills which are put up in cheap wOodeI
boxes. The daily use of two Pellets has cured tn,
most obstinate cases Of ScrOfula, letter Saltrheum
Erysipelas, Boils, BlOtches, Pimples, Sore Eyes
and Eruptions. They are however, recommended
TO he taken in connection with the Golden Medica
Discovery, In order to secure the best results.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

Printing and binding executed naor
quick and cheap at The ARGUS OEEoE. &c"
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

DIR. Sabine's Indian Vegetable Cough
Syrup" is the infalible remedy for coughs,
colds, hoarseness, and all diseases of the
bronchial organs. Try a bottle. For
sale by druggists generally. Oddly.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

..r. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS,

Easna B BRg e Wssr BG al ssSs
opp9 pe LETT for the ARGUS, aud where all Moline
can Do rs "a transacted by o. j. Beardsee Bust
Dess notices should be handed in by noen to en-,
snre notification the same day.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28

1t will pay to keep your Harness in good
coalition. Use Frank Miller's Prepared
Harness. Oil
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
MEDICAL.
DR.. PIERCE'S
STANDARD
REMEDIES
the diseases for which they are recommend
NATURAL SELECTION.

Investigators OF natural science have demonstra,
ted beyond controversy, that throughout the animal
kingdom the survival OF the ttestn lie the only law
that vouchsafee thrift and perpetuity Does not the
same principle govern the commercial prosperity
OF man? An inferior cannot supersede q superior
article. BY reason OF superior merit, Dr. P1erce's
Standard Medicines have outfivaled all Others
Their sale in the United states alone exceeds one
million dollars per annum, while the amount expor-
ted foots up to several hundred thousand more
No business could grow to such gigantic proper
tions and rest upon any other basis than that OF
merit.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
The Churches.

The glorious weather of yesterday seemed
to have an inspiring effect especially
among church goers all the places of wor-
ship being we'll filed both morning and eve
ming.
At the Congregational the services
were very impressive and the remarks of
Rev. E. &. Barnard closely followed
Rev. Linheld at the Baptist church dis.
coursed to an appreciative congregation 10
the morning. The Sunday school services
at this church are always interesting and
yesterday were acknowledgements
Them. +. church was presided over morning
and evening by Rev. Miltou Haney, Evang-
elist and uncle of the present pastor. Mr..
Haney' remarks were good 10 the main,
but, like greatmaDy preachers, he detract-
ed from the effect Of good sermon by pro-
longing it until his congregation became
weary. He made some very good points,
however and receivedrespectful attention to
the end. One thing that wearys the congre-
cation at this church is the inadequate
ventilation. The atmosphere last night
could not have been less than IS degrees,
and the result was that many were abso-
lutely tired out when the sermon ended.
At the close of the usual evening services.
revival meeting began ano. was continued
until $50 O'Clock
The revival meetings this week will be
10 the Congregational Church and, judging
from the interest that appears to be awak-
ened, there will be full attendance. Apro-
pos, it may be well to state for the benefit
of the "hoodIums' that all who do not con-
duet themselves properly will be rigidly
published Marshal Fish is determined that
order shall be maintained and has the CO.
operation of oil the pastors and the public
generally.
RG~Fred Nelson, head salesman for the
cash house, went to Chicago Saturday and
a, +. Fisk. proprietor, leaves for that place
to night, to buy goods to sort up his pres
ent immense stock of dry goods. The
heavy sales of the winter have depleted
some lines Of goods still seasonable, rem
derlng the purchase of some new lines of
goods Necessary, in order to accommodate
the demands of the large mum Der who trade
at Fisk cash house.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-01-28
Dissolution Notice,

The firm of A. P. Fisk & Co, consisting
of A. P. Fisk and E, NJ. Petty. is this day
dissolved by mutual consent, A. z. Fisk
agreeing to pay all claims against the firm
having the books and all other property
belonging to said firm. T. NJ. PETTY,
A. P. FISK.
Moline, Ills, Jan. %, 1873. 2Sd3t
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1878-12-13
Ue Worries Cod.

The entire amount of gold in the
world at present is estimated at nearly
seven billions tS7,OO0,Ooo, ,000) Of value
in United States coinage. A billion is
such a big number that the average mind
scarcely takes it in, a. thousand mill
ions is more readily eomprehended; con.
seeuently several thousand millions
means more, verbally and financially,
than seven billions. How much solid
gold would that maker Pure gold is
more than nineteen times as heavy as
water, and a cubic foot of water weighs
one thousand ounces avoirdupois. A
cubic foot of gold would weigh, there
fore, over nineteen thousand ounces
hvolrdupois, and each such ounce of
fine gold is worth, as we reckon, rather
more than SIS; so that cubic foot of
the precious metal would have Il value
Of about 1885,, 1888 dollars. A cubic yard
of god, being twenty-seven times as
mueh, would be worth over S9,O0O,OOQ
and seven hundred cubic yards would
contain considerably more than the
whole sum of gold on the globe. All Of
it might be contained in block some
seventeen feet high, twenty-eight fee.
wide, and fifty-six feet long.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1878-12-13
Whole Number 1910.
a cosmo0OFtu1 cEn

Hardy any city has a greater variety
Of population than New York. "A Co
Eham paper Of recent date says: Not onlv
are all the sections and States of The
Union represented here, but most of the
nations of the earth. Indeed, we num-
Der so many foreigners that strangers
wonder where the natives find place.
and often speak of the Metropolis as
anything but an American capital. It is
said that ours is the largest Irish centre
IN the world; that HIbernia is repre-
sented here by nearly 10000 people,
making this city more Celtic than Dub
lin. itself We can boast of over 200 900
Germans-some persons put the number
as high as 300,OO0-of about $4,000
French, 10000, TO 1900 Italians, 5000 to
10000 Spaniards and Cubans, some 5000
Portuguese, thousands Of English and
Scotch, great many Russians. Swedes.
Firms, South Americans, NorweQians.
Mexicans, Greeks, Poles, Japanese. Bo-
hemians, Chinese, East Indians, with a
sprinkling of Armenians, Siamese, Ha-
waians, Arabs, Copts, Malays, Thibetans.
Turks, Persians, and other races. The
number Of distinct languages and dia-
lects spoken here is reported to be more
than so, and among the ,creeds, indie
pendent Of Roman Catholic, Protestants,
and Judiac are the Greek, Mohamme-
dan, Buddhist, Brahminic, Parsee, and
even Fetichism. Every year adds to the
variety Of our population, which includes,
besides that of Manhattan Island, the
dWellers in the adjacent cities and towns
Of New Jersey, on Long Island and
Staten Island, and along the Hudson,
representing not far from 100000 souls,
directly or indirectly connected with the
affairs and interests of New York. and
who are all where they are because the
Metropolis is here. It would be very
interesting to know exactly how many
nations and races our population en-
braces, though the knowledge can
hardly be got, on account of the
Ignorance and suspicion of many for
eigners, and their consequent unwilling
ness to be set down in any Directory, or
enumerated in any census. Excepting
London, it is doubtful if any capital
exceeds this in the polyglot and poly
genetic character Of its people. New
York with its vicinity is less a city than
a country or region and he who cares
to look into its diversities peculiarities,
and customs may acquire an ACQUAINTANCE
with geography and history which he
could not acquire in years travel. Ger
tainly, all its influences ard varieties
should render its residents broad. toll
Grant, many-sided. IF they do not the
fault must be in the person, not the
place. ..T .7I
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1878-12-13
Ashamed 10 ran Nntha.

Such was . ':ttle boys reply to his
comrades who where trying to tempt him
to do wrong.
"But you need not tell her, no one
will know anything about it."
u would know all about it myself,
and I'd feel mighty mean if couldn't
tell mother"
Its pity you wasn't girl, The idea
Of a boy running and telling his mother
every little thingP
"You may laugh if you want to," said
the noble boy, "but I've made up my
mind, never, as long as live, to do any
thing would be ashamed to tell my
mother"
Noble resolve, and which will make
almost any life true and useful. Let it
be the rule of every boy and girl to do
uothing Of which they would beashamed
to tell theif mother.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1878-12-13
Kind I1oyiriss

Cousin Kate was a sweet, Wide-awake
beauty of about seventeen, and she took
it into her head to 90 down on Long
Island to see some relations of hers who
had the misfortune to live there. Among
those relations there chanced to be q
young swain who had seen Kate on a
previous occasion, and seeing, fell deeply
in love with her. He called at the
house on the evening of his arrival, and
she met him on the piazza where she
was enjoying the evening air in company
with two or three of her friends.
The poor fellow was 50 bashful that
he could not find his tongue for some
time. At length he stammered out:
"HoW's your motherP
"Quite well, thank you.'
Another silence on the part Of Josh,
during which Kate and her friends did
the best they could TO relieve the mo-
notony. After waiting about ffteen
minutes for him to commence TO make
himself agreeable, he again broke the
spell by
"How's your fatherT' which was an
swered much in the same manner as the
first one, and then followed another
silence like the other.
"How's your father and mOtherP
again put in the bashful lover.
"Quite well, both Of them" This was
followed by an exchange Of glances and
q suppressed smile. -
This lasted some ten minutes more,
during which, Josh was fidgeting in his
seat stroking his Sunday hat. But at
length another question came
'sHoW's your parents 2"
This produced en- explosion that made
the woods ring
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1878-12-13
Hnnntbaraf Suaatr

Evening before last, says the Virginia,
New, Enterprise, Justice Moses married a
high-toned Chinese coupIe-Ah Suee to
Miss All Moy. The ceremony being
concluded, some of those present
thought to joke Mr.. All Suee by telling
him of the American custom of kissing
the bride. fWelly good, said the hus-
band Of a minute, "s'pose you hkee kiss
her, you pitch in. My tell you, she one
welly good kissee." John then explained
t0the bride in Chinese the curious Amer
ian custom. She blushed a. little,
boxed askanee at the outside barbarians
present, and smiled in a moderate and
modest way. HYou no kssee herP p said
John, glancing from one to another. No
one responded, though the bride was
quite pretty. The young wife was not
pleased. Her nose went up, and her
diagonal eyebrows went down. She took
her lord by the sleeve, and aB she led
him toward the door, turned about and
remarked: "Hi yah, you all too muchee
dam foolee !" which showed her to be
woman of spirit.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1878-12-13
Hereditary Trdnsmissions.

In 1885 Captain D'Urban, of her
Majesty's ship Griffin, having captured
of the coast of Martiniaue, Il POrtF
guese Blayer ,ealledF the Bon Franciseo,
landedI il that colony the living ireight
Of 437 human beings, who about Two
months previously, had been forced from
their homes on the bank, o. he Congo,
tobe scld in Cuba. William Iaidlaw,
one of the liberated slaves, who is now
in q position of some trust on the Good
will sugar plantation in the island, gives
To- me the following interesting details
of hereditary Transmission in the Afri-
can, which believe will be interesting
to the readers of Nature: 81 am about
sixty or sixty-fve years of age, and was
born with six fingers on each hand.
Soon after my freedom ] married q
woman from our country We had
four children, two being boys and two
girls; they were born with six fingers
on each hand, and one of the girls had
six toes on each foot. My eldest son
Robert, who Is married and settled in
Demerara, is the father Of two boys, who
have six fingers on each hand. My sec
ond son, William, who is working with
me on the Goodwill estate, married, and
his wife had FIVE children they were
born having the same peculiarity but /
regret to say none are living" yester-
day sent for William Laidlaw, and sub
stantiated his fathers statements. l
measured the sixth hngers. The one.on
theright hand Is exactly one inch and a
quarter h length, nd has D perfectly
formed nail; the one on the 1e1 showed
traces Of having been partially appu-
iRted.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1878-12-13
words Of Wisdom.
Sel 10 Yirtue to n1rchase WeaItb

Sell not virtue to purchase wealth.
Strive to avoid hard words and per
sOnalties. f...-..
Under our great troubles often lie our
greatest treasures.
If thou faint in the day of adversely
thy strength is small.
Poverty treads upon the heels Of great
and unexpected riches.
True happiness costs little fit be dear
it IS not Of good quality. .-'..
He who knows not when to be silent
knows not when to speak. -s... g.
We lie to God in prayer if we do not
rely upon him after prayer.
lmpatienee of study is the mental
disease Of the present generation.
Mean souls, like mean pictures, are
often found in good looking frames"
There is, always room for man Of
force, and he makes room for many.
'Those who trample on the helpless
are disposed to cringe to the powerful"
Not to be susceptible Of kindness
shows either a hard heart or bad usage"
The sharpest torments are said to be
those caused by trouble which never
comes.
Mankind worship success, but think
too little of the means by which it is
attained.
The fool clamors that he is as wise as
the sage, and the sage shrinks from say
ing that it is not so.
the courage to speak your mind
when it is necessary to do so, and hold
your tongue when it is prudent that you
should do So"
I'VE cannot walk side by side with
people Of true nobility of character
without becoming ourselves elevated
and ennobled."
"One should meet death as resolutely
as a general would an inevitable con-
queror. This is the best way to obtain
easy conditions"
There are two kinds of things stwhich
q man should never get angTy-what he
cannot help and what he can. What Is
the use of patience if we cannot find it
when we want it?
Happy in their own eyes are the peo-
pie who can talk when they have moth
ing to talk about, smile when there is
nothing to smile at, and grow enthusi-
astic over nothing.