The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-10-10
October-1O. 1878.
The tug Of war long leaves a trace o.


| light of your troubles.
| -Picnics may now be packed away in
sawdust- Chicago Journal
"A kind of timber for which there is
no further call--Summer board.
did you ever see carte blanche or a
wag on wheels?-L Boston Transcript.
Has any one yet observed, this season,
that leaves fall before fall leaves? H
Don't put off till tomorrow the man
you can do to day KeoAcuE Constellation.
The masses are like children; they
would sooner have their way than a good
time.
Russia finds nearly all her dreams Of
obsolute power in Eastern Europe Disrae-
lized
Every body seems to think himself a
moral half-bushel to measure the worlds
fraiIties.
= So close is the sympathy between
night and day. that after the one fails the
other breaks. os
Billiards was originally playedon the
ground. Nowadays it is run into the
ground.
The Beautiful Snow" is production
of Z. L. Axes, Why discuss the matter
further?
Some lawyers might become great il
they would be content with one admittance
to the bar, @
A short horse is soon curried, but a
mule, short or long, will kick you into the
next township FHEE
Tie readiness of tie public to favor a
good-looking female over honely one is
perfectly natural.
This is the season when the pumpkin
grows in demand for interior decorations.
ii Yoakers Gosette.
About 600D9o copies of the Script
ures have been given away from the Bi-
ble-stand in the Paris Exposition. These
copies were in twenty-five languages. II
is the purpose to distribute about 100000
more
The receipts and disbursements of
the Illinois for September last were; Re-
ceipts, 96,023.47; disbursements, $l.23-
| 8,569.Os.
The Baltimore Saturday Gazette SAYS
that homely women must be treated just as
well in all respects as handsome ones
That's SO, and we move that the editor gc
righs home and put his theory in prac.
tice.
/ Dearest" he murmured, ,ecstatically.
as the folded her in his arms for the frst
time, 'fetme sample the nectar of your
lips" Take a whole schooner OF
it." she family whispered; tits all or
tap.
Ohio girls discovered that whey would
remove move freckles, and it was all very
nice until they further ascertained that it
would also bring out pimples and ring
worms. Even sour milk won't make an
giles of women.
4 The girls OF our days are very badly
educated : said one of the members of
! committee on education to the bishop O
Gloucester. however, there is one con.
solution the boys never End it out"
"A Courtship Scane- George
: Angelinal i'd | of ny being Star OF m,
souls existcnce Oh! ahl I?
AugeIina-Oh, dearest4 | All -
How nice ~ just one morel -
(Old man enters suddenly + + -
9 -!-Er.
Mary Anderson chews gum. -Bufal
: E.rpress Perhaps this saves the scenery
5 Chicago Times. By gum! guess your
I, right.-Boston Post. If you chews I
: think so-LoaOell Times. Well. Mary'a
spruce sort o girl, jokes or no jokes.
-Jennet: ''Hech, Betty, an her
8 comes your granny jest cannily for youl
+; Betty; ''Oh, ay. she always takes nuckl
!; on Saturday night, just to last her owe
the Sawbath. for she's far too religious
). body TO drink sperrit O. the Laird's day.
Victoria Woodruff threatens to com
,, back to this country and run for presider
= on the fat meuey ticket She'll do fl
! the fat people She's about the mo-
a thoroughly and hopelessIy irredeemab
thing they could make a candidase'of. :
Burlington Ha,obye.
Hundreds of People have been permit
] nentIy cured of the Piles by usirg PoND
! EXTRACT. Halfa teaspoonful should
v taken three times day, and the par
= bathed freely. A compress wet with
n and kept in place by a bandage, wi
prove beneficial. In extreme cases, Ia
an ounce or more may be injected nigI
" and morning, when the Pies are interns
O. Beware of limitations, Ask for POND
3, EXTRACT, aud take no other.