The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-03-08
WIT AND HUMoR.

IaCrur, bl Shakespeare,
What IS that which increases the more You
GLo hum III Why, a hole, Of course!
Whom a compile 60 abroad on their bridal
Jur, could you call II . inArrytnIe eNcursI0nf
-we arc toll Of grass in Colorado that is 90
hort you mnst latGgr II LG!orG YOU Gan NOV.
One OF tho city dent!sts i'put down in !lO
iircctOrN as 4 dealer III mnlassGs, pVssibly GO-
,Buso lie produces sorghum.
What is the 4 florence between 4 Christian
md a cannibaIf One enjoy h4n.se4L' SEt -Hs
Jthcr enjoys oIaeE people.
The n.mo Of the man in Chicago who feeds
ais geese On iren Filings, aud gathers stee!
Jeus nom thcir wings, is oiATp
ia it q sign Of harl tin.vs In the West? An
advertisement IL 4 Western payer wants % hoy
o open oysters hirspiI :uAIS Nd
The sacred Leas= as around him ahino,"
wrote the poet TIE rViEpostCr nut IT. The
scared hysuss AROUND LIZ wAnu."
A popuiG writer, speaking az the ocean
telegraph, wuldn's wheIEer tho nows uars-
nItivd through the sA!F water will By ireAh.
Sydney smith said "A bengal tiger with
bis tail IN the ar is q much lcss dangerous
IuImal than 40 hvAvst E1sn with good i.lcH'
IONS"
That portable sb'ye laves hLf the hs!,"
aud an irununUugvr. - GN, IGiu, ! y thu two
II them, and sasv 1t al, A~I TO ousHu.er.
Hell always forget wi.cts r you OF Jour
EsteT, Niss Laura u tL0 tIsnsIf
She.-"Oh, I'm ol..r IpaI pe, but only
three moiillL"
II hato masqueraass," esid . beautiful
young lady TO 4 gaIant clastr. go TGbaeI,
madam, :" no repned, "sl'eo you 90 81 @uih
Execution unInAsGed.'
Said IN Arkansas coronet'a !uv, "wc ind
Chat the deceased cAIue 10 his vC-IA II o.'
siarkin's boWle-AuiS having in-a'ar~3
touched q SS~l part"
. H. ro-,on,g,, 81, Ia ~,
one eye, demanded a.AnlssIou at half.prIee I'll
ths ground that shG could SEQ Gully half Us
much III other people.
An old maid suggests that when men brchs
;heir hearts, II il al the same as wuen a !eSsIor
breaks one Of his claws--anUlaer sprouts vary
soon, and grows IN Its place.
HES grown to be a polished g~entiomN.
anyhow 2" said al Old Lazy, gazing iUaG! rs
abe spoke, at the shining bale head Vi hur cot
lust TstnrD.d t'sr u long aD-rnee.
An Irish gentleman, hearing Of a friend
4GSiug a sIone cUEln luade Tor himself, ex-
claimed 10y me- sow!, an that's 4 good idee |
ume.I
An Iowa journal speaks Of q man having
been Iynengd ar GEG.-ug the barn and com
tents cf-hs son-in-aw." any Eal VINO wall
bum the coIIGAEz u his soa--n-4,w ought to
be JyncheI.
"A new paper, in Tn obituary notice Of q
Subscribers So, says; -. w4sa Il uncommon
sn4srt BOY. lie aaa 4 Little too much curiosity,
perhaps, or EG ! Lave pvv.vI ~ I.tasy
into LIS IalAGr's gun.
a man who jumped overheard recently to
saTe bus VIE Luln drowning, uGs explained
hs action satisfactorily 10 b.s E.eads. he said
she mad good dg4 =. leWs-ry on her person,
and gold was high.
There was some philosophy in the hem
Peeked husband, WIZ be.ng GsAeI why he hal
placed himself 50 completely under the gov
srnment OF hla wife, answered. 10 AVOID the
worse slavery OF beng unAer my own"
"A MinnesUta editor eays that q man came
INTO his othce TO advertise ior . lost dog, and
that such was the wonderful power OF sdyer-
uslng, the dog walked lnIO the ONCE wnIIe he
WasNT.ttnG out lie advertisement.
When e man grabs & lamp-post and wells
for somebody 10 hold the pavement down TIL he
gets home, ne is not 10 Ue considered drunk
any more, He has only been having \ pleasant
I'm with the blue glass theory.
Brown meeting Jones, his friend and
seeing him look very MISERABLE, said, Huno,
old man Why, you've . face Just fit for aiuue-
raj" $50 ! ought TO have, 3" replied Jones,
considering I've Just had an execution in my
house"
At the Eagle The.tre, on Monday evening.
AcaI got loose IN tie auditorium. ihIs occas.
Toned much confusion, and some amusement.
"Estee lie Grand DucfI inquired Duparc.
"Non,' snd AIMEE "c'est lie ShA."-Arcadian.
Jones has discovered the respective natures
OF Q distinction ind Q difference. He saws that
a little ditteIence' frequently makes many en-
emies, while "a little G~lstlncGon' attracts hosts
Of friends 10 the one on whom II is conferred,
Aunt Julia, said L blooming girl of sey-
cnteen, "whaI Is Necessary in urcer to write q
good loveletterf" swell, replied the aunt
"you must begin without knowing what YOU
mean TO say, and anlSh without knowing what
you have written"
-Teacher-"But why do you net come 10
the music lesson, Roberto
Pupil-"I would, ar. Uranium. hut ! have
no musical ear"
Teacher-"wel, You'll have to bring me your
family ply, ician's certificate to that efisct, OF
cannot excuse YOU"
The day after New Years Madame Blank
asked her husband for & new dreas.
BUS, my dear friend !' said he, "this is the
third in two months, and you know very well
times are so very hard that"
You VIII kill mel replied the disappointed
pensee VIII cost you more than & new dress"
.but would have TO bury you Gully once"
was me comforting r~eioinder.