The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-07-11
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lsag tod heg father BAD got tbe non
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8 shsy ever die 81 itg
"A beArtigb,ea uan declined .
agtt duel ualess his opgoacu, ssogld
be heated six feet farther iom bin than
BIS pps.tioa from Bic opponent
4 Yaakoo was ASKED ifbe crossed
ibe Alps monaiains Wal. now 500
call ny AtisBti9a 20 the fact, ] gaess ]
atl pass over some nsin ground
sbodgra,s says be wishes this BOT
vesihor e0ull Gene along neat Wiater
d aUuld save - much trouble 10 tie
way u fas and ovcrcoa,s, 700 know.
a Chicago paper referring % a
psw minister said Ills prayer was the
mos, eloquent that was ever addressed
loA Chicago audience.
iieg pardon for stepping on your
train, said Top At a ball then added,
you ought 70 have cos-cateher on il.
Aud would hayc caught a calf said
the young lady
Sec here wife, you indulge that boy
toe much He is perfect mule. Oh,
husband please dou' { accuse our boy Of
having as ass for father The old
man was silent
The japanese remove dandruf by
shaving AID sand papering the head.
4 more certain means would be 10 cut
% The head, but we suppose they
nescr thought oi that
a plaoard ia the window u a pat
cot medicine man 10 Paris roads as fol.
lows The publick are grqae,led not
% mistake this shop iol lia q another
quack just opposite.
Wilson the celrt ra,d vocalist,
was upset one day IN a. carthage A
Scotch paper relating She accident,
said. We are happy u 10y that he
was able 10 appear the following even.
ing 10 three pieces
Mr Muscleiohn, hearing that a
ncighbor was reporting that be was
man 81 violent temper, excited said .
lie ought 10 know better than to spread
such a sIaudcr, for knocked him down
only yesterday for merely limiting it in
ny presence
"A Nyack man was discovered IN
the cellar Of grocery store looking
into barrel Of beef When asked
what be was doing there he gently and
timidly replied, ] wish ! could get
colncd Ike that
4 Yankee humorist was giving an
account Of his experience as hotel
keeper Did yon clear anything by il?
asked listener. | cleared six rail
fence getting away from the sheriff,
was the answer
Don't you find that il hurts your
awu 70 let your children play on itl
asked a friend Of suburban the other
day, Yes. answered the gentleman ad
dressed. but ii doesn't hurt the chill
dren
The sisters Smith, o. Glastonbury,
whose COW Nas sold because they re-
fused Is pay 4 tax unles. they were
permitted 70 vote, have got pat Of
thpir original translation u The New
Testament printed Here is a verse Of
il Friend how camesl thou hither
uot having garment Of the nuptial
least; Aud be was muzzed
A horculean Yankee, from the
lumber district q Maine, on paying bis
tl - London restaurant. was in
formed TIA, the amount paid dint in.
cludu tic waiter Wal, lie roMcd, what
Il it don'tl diAnt eat any waiter
dil 2 Aud he gIarcd at tho atten-
dan,s 40 icrcciously that they precip.
i,alely leis him 70 60 his way ia peace.
Why, Bridget. said her mistress,
who wished 10 rally her, fertile amuse
meat 81 Der company, upon the fan
taslic otramouting Of a huge pie, why,
budget. dia son 40 this Yon are
qaitc aa artist How did you do !,
lndade, il was meseli that did Il, re-
pi1td Bridget And isn't il pafty.
mam Old il with your false teeth,
Hnm,
May rs love. 10 yon remember
the text ibis morning No. pa,
never can remember the text have