The herald and mail. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1873-188?, 1878-06-07
FACTS AND FANcIEs.

co.. When is a young lady "V'ry III Z
whalc:' When she's Ioutin@.
When is a dog like human hc-
- ing? When he il between man and
a boy.
"A topper may hr termed one who
can "smile and smile again, aud hc "a
> willin'."
"A little boys first pair Of trousers
always fit if the pockets are deep
enough.
Seifdcnial is grand virtue; we
always delight 10 soc il in other per-
sons.
= Why are jokes like nuts? Be
cause the drier they are the better tLcy
; crack.
IA bald-headod man always BIAS
standing grudge against dOuble-
decked, blue-bclIied 1y.
What this country needs most
just at present is somebody that can
tell the truth two days in succession.
"A new dancing figure quite frc~
quenly INDUCED in 10y some of our
young blOods-halance 10 your tailors.
Rochester DCmOcrut: rolling
"mill" gathers much moss. 80 doSr
"gin mill, " - especially Saturday
nights-book it.
... Tommy, what does b-e-n-c-h
spell?' Don't know, ma'mn."
"What, you little nunlskulE What
are you sitting?' Tommy, looking
sheepish: Don't like TO tell"
AT a recent freman's celebration
in New Bedford the following neat
toast was proposed: "Thc Fircmeu-
the army that draws water instead of
blood-thanks instead of tears"
"A man reading newspaper day
or two since, asked a friend: "Nhats
the meaning OF the Bohemian Dict,
about which we hear 80 much Ui latc.p
Free lunches" " was the reply.
90. DIR. Mary Walker is almost at the
end of life's journey. Mary wasn't II
very bad little girl after all but II has
always bothered us 10 find out what
| the lamb followed her To school one
day for.
..."To rest is to die" says writer
| in Fuscr'S .Ndgu-jHC. Daniel Web
ster, it will bc remembered, made "a
somewhat similar remark when he
exclaimed, "Givc me liberty or give
us a rest"
see. and if we sec ANYTHING worth Sec
Ing, we'll see that the prhlic secs il al
50. DO you see what we are driving
tiff you do, you see more than VIC
see ourselves.
coIutrv uort. after Iookiur
about over life, has come To- the fol-
lowing rhymimg conclusion: "Oh,
wouldn't live forever, ! wouldn't il
cou,Ii nut ! hre'in IIct ABOUT IT, I"i L
couluh II "o'ilu'
They are .roiur to have, ar ariiIi-
ciaI Niagara Falls at the Paris Fxpo-
sition: hut unless an American is
charged fifteen dollars for looking ut
if. and has his pocket clicked hy 4
hackman. he will fail TO recognise it,
,.r.un ,.,,,..., t,.,I- ,...n
build an addition To thcir ears or cisc
buy smaller plug hats. several Of
them present the appearance of AN an
imated Old-fashiOned lluid lamp, with
n tin eXtiuguishcr ciapped un the top
of their craniums.
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Trunk Factory 'Oi,' sad the
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1t Will suit you exactly
firm Of uaiu,cr,. ou Madam
etrnnt buIIptiurd their rruny.I 81. G,l-
Io,vs on.o sion-Lourd ,,rr,.trd Ii,.n q,
,,nido-hn,rI ,Inou tbc tuius nr tb.i,.
iii JcetobIisbnionf. tsNIoprp q. 80.
House and Sign Painters. removed tn
III DesnIniues street CynitnI 1O.O-
0G0.3n.
90. 1--WE have got to practice the
most rigid economy at such - timr 90.
this remarked a m.m tine grinr dav
to crowd on the sidewalk. 81 hay"
stOpppd all the Ua,rrs rr which
FORMERLY subscribed, ami don't buv
candy, toys and sucll trumpcry for lie
children; times are hard. Come in,
bows, and take a drink
&c. ."Habit is hard to overcome. II
you take Oft the first letter il does not
other Won still have "iit,' IcG. If YOU
take of still another thr whole of "itp
remains. Ifyou take OF another il is
not "tu totally used up. All of which
goes to show that if you wish to h.
rid of "habit" YOU must throw il oil
altogether.
IA lady, who once IN girldhood sat
on DIR. Johnson's knee, has died IN
England, aged nlnety-sevch years. II
the mere fact OF sitting on gentle
mans Knee Is cohduclve /? Iemaie
10 prolong their lives, we know Of
lots OF young men who are willing To
assist in the hygienic work by devot-
ing their knees 10 that purpose two Or
three nights week.