Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-10-10
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"A ucttt SET lie coroner Jury.
A prickly pair-A couple of needles.
! When dog is muzzlel, his bark is or
the tide.
/ 1t is said that an Indian often makes an
arrow escape.
Much of The charity that begins at home
is too feeble 10 get out Of doors.
Bxfa5o Exprsss: air. Hayes time at S.
Pan! was not as good rs that of Goldsmith
Maid. %
Every Hours The first note Of the song
is dough-.
The only religious feature noticeable in
Kearney's lecture is when he says, ''Wc
will now take up a collection"
Rasper. being told he looked seety and
asked what business he was in, replied !:
'.The hartlvear business; look at my
wardrobe
In California they make alcohol ont of
beets. Here we make beats out Of alec
hol.
Insanity is no cause for divorce in Wis
consin. They think person must be cra-
zy in the first place TO marry.
Wien IN artist climbs over a fence TO
get nearer view Of handsome bulldog,
he must take the chances Of sketching tie
dog, or the dogs ketching him.
A Pennsylvania barber has this sign in
his window: Neither English, French.
Spanish. German, nor the United States
spoken here.
St. Louis has store over which there is
this sign: 'Schlobcnhryser, MaXestc,n-
beck and Eientendoef!er.' This reminds
us of the days of old long sign.
There is man in Pitts urgh who is so
thin that a window-sI;ss company ;Eeie
have hired him to cut glass with his elbow
joint. - Wheeling Leader. That's ''too
thin.'
Hannah Eocgs, tie girl whom Webb
Hayes is to marry, is tie daughter of
man who owns saw-mill Say, shut
that door! Were you raised in a saw
mill ?"-Keokuk Constitution.
A Missouri mans dreams were of son.
and his wife presented lam with trirlets.
all girls. This seems to be an era Of wild
speculation and oyer-producticn.
You may envy William II. Vanderbilt
his vast wealth. but even he finds it dif.-
cult sometimes to make both ends mec'-
when lie tries to bite open knot in his
sho, ,ao., ROi IIISusiIICe.-IEc9r. -
A Detroit Philosopher thinks that tie
only way to secure an honest horse race in
this country is to turn the horse loose on
the track, mob the pool sellers. EGG the
Judges, and throw the drivers over tie
fence.
One Of Boston's popular preachers has
led the boys in q race to Il fire. This IS a
new departure in TIE ministry. Hereto
tore the preachers task has been 10 lead
the boys in q race from a tire.-Noryis!ou
Herald.
Shy Boy--I flirt with Miss May!
couldn't do it; have not known her long
cnony.,-I don't know her well enough
l.. Shy girl-Yo'' wicked boy. you have
known her to be '.well enough all your
life; ard nj sure You know sizes LONG
enough" for anything!
johnny" said sporting Third Ward
father, Johnny. what have you got in
yonr tist!' 1.-Two pears" said Johnny.
Good hand" said tile absent minded par
ent; ''t;;ke the pot'-then he blushed. and
pointing 10 brass kettle, he added, ''to
your mother"
Pat was crawiin. up to hare VIA an
old shotgun, minus lock, and when
asked by bis companion what was the USE
OF trying to get within shooting distance
of the hare when he could not fire his
gun. replied ''Whist, We spalplcen! the
rabbit don't know can't shoot him -
No,risto,cn Herald: Every now and
then some chap writes to a newspaper for
Il receipt to prevent the hair from coming
out. If men would go home from the
lodge before midnight. with their legs So
Der, their hair wouldn't come out so rap
idly. We always go home early, and we
have more hair now than the day We were
born.