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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02
Miss Edith Helps Things Along.

My sister'n be down In q minute. and saws
you're to wait, if you please
And says might stay till she came, if I'd
promise her never to tease.
Nor speak ill you spoke to me first. But
that's nonsense, for how would YOU know
What she told me to say, If ldidn'ts Don't you
really and truely think so?
And then your feet strange here alone! And
you wouldn't know just where to sit:
For that chair isn't strong ON its legs, and ue
never use 1t a Bit
We keep it to match with the sofa. But Jack
says it would be like you
To flop Yourself right down upon it and knock
out the very last screw.
"s'pose you try won't tell. You're afraid
to! Oh! you're afraid they would think it
was 13can!
Well, then, there's the album-that's pretty,
For sister says sometimes daut it; but she
only says that when she's cross.
There's her picture. You know it, It's like
her; but she amt as good looking, of
course!
"This is me. It's the best Of 'em all. Now
tell me, you'd never had Thought
That once was little as that? It's the only
one that could be bought
For that was the message to Pa from the
photograph man where sat
That he wouldn't print off any more till he
first got his money for that
"What? Maybe you're tired Of waiting.
Why, often she's longer than this.
There's all her back hair to do up and all OF
her front curls to friz.
But it's nice to be sitting here talking like
grown people, just you and me.
Do YOU think you'll be coming here Otter? U
do! But don't come like Tom Lee.
atom Lees Her last beau. Why, my good.
ness! He used to be here day and night
TIL folks thought that he'd be her husband
and Jack says that gave him a fright
You won't run away, then, as he did? fol-
you're not o rich man, they say.
Pa says you are poor as church mouse
Now, are you? And how poor are they?
Amt You glad that you met me? Well, !
am; for / know now you hair isn't red.
But what there is left of it's mousy, and moi
what that naughty Jack said.
But there! mustg go. SISTERS coming. Blu,
wish could wait, just to see
If she ran up to you and she kissed you in the
way that she nsed to kiss Lee"
Bret Harte, in The Independent.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

Suddenly they heard light foot falls in
the tote-road, and with two or three
beautiful bounds = young doe alighted
within the circle illuminated by the lam
tern, approached it in wide.eyed wonder
and almost touched it with her nose. A
young spike-horn buck followed her and
both stared at the light, their nostrils
dilated and quivering, and every limb
trembling with mingled excitement and
fear. There was an exclamation that could
not be suppressed, vain effort to shoot,
and the deer were gone like flash into
the darkness. twas curious to hear both
gentlemen, on returning to camp, protest.
ing that to shoot deer under such circum.
stances would have been wholly unsports-
manlike.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

when I meet ladies who know that dress-
ing is an art, take very great satis.ac.
ton in them as patrons.
1t isn't every woman who knows how to
wear dress. When have done my best
l try to make my client do her best by
seeing her walk and sit down. To walk
with style is rare enough; but when it
GENES to being able to sit down in dress
properly-well, there is not many equal
to that can tell you. Then, women think
they ought to have number of dresses,
and would rarher be seen every day in a
new toilet however hideous, than wear
one dress however becoming. There
never was greater mistake. If your
frame is appropriate, stick to it. Don't
be getting out Of it, and trying expert
ments. have just made a dress for
Madame Nillson, in which she appears
better than ever saw her before, and I
have begged her to wear that dress con-
stantly in Russia, if she wants to produce
a most charming effect. As she is sensi-
bic, l think she will take my advice,
which, you perceive is against my interests
but, gracious me, money is not my only
object. Art is intended to beautify nature,
not TO deforn it,
You'd appreciate how fine an artist
Worth is Ivy going to his villa at Saresne
1t it one of the marvels of Partisan sub
urbs. l never saw such harmony of en-
semdle, every bit fitting into every
other bit as though it were mosaic,
Worth has been his own architect, gar
dener, designer, upholstcrer. There not
a carpet nor a curtain that lie did not in
vent. Stuffs and chairs have been made
for him, and for him only. The hangings
IN his library are works Of art in the way
of embroidery. The rare old china,
which is Worth's particular frenzy, and
with which many Of The walls arc inlaid,
would drive Mr.. Gladstone mad with de-
light. The eye is pcrpctually gratilicl,
and when you step into the garden, the
view OF Paris, the Bots de Boulogne, and
the country for miles around, is a dream
of beauty.
This villa lies directly beneath Mont
Valcrin, the finest sight in the neighbour
hood of Paris. Then there arc ruins in
the garden, made out of stones, pillars
and bought by Worth after the Com
mune had done its worst. Seated on a
lovely torrance made out of the imperial
wreck. listening to an Eolian harp, gaz-
ing at the city f splendor at my feet,
and breathing air STEPPED in glorious
sunshine. passed one OF the m.st
charming afternoons Of nay life. Worth,
in quaint, flowing gown and skull cap,
that made him look tremendously like
Hogarth, entertained the Duchesse tic
-- and GU, selves with stories Of the
Commune, and when We left we were
firmly convinced that one of the clevtrcst
men Erglar d has produced in this cen
fury is Worth, the dressmaker.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02
A General Surprise.

We Gull the following from an article
in Scribner, entitled "Deer Hunting on
the Au Sable" The next evening one of
the dogs, footsore and worn out, remained
In the woods. His master and one other
sailed out into the inky darkness to look
tor him at points near which they deemed
it probable he would have lain down.
Thew took a lantern, without which it
would have been impossible to walk, and
after fruitless search, extending to dis
lance of three miles or so, turned back.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

Does your Heart ever seem to stop beating
and feel an almost deathlikc sensation. Do
you ever have sudden pans in the region Of
your Heart, or does your Heart ever palpltatc :
that is, does it double its pulsation? If you
have any OF these symptoms we should pro-
nounce it Enthusiastically Heart Disease. Donot
neglect it, it is but forcrunncr Of worse that
will follow. Among the many forms of
Heart Disease arc Palpitation, Enlargement,
Spasms of the Heart, Stoppagc of the Action
OF the Heart, Trembling all over and about
the Heart, Ossitication Bony Formation of the
Heart, Rheumatism, General Debility and
Sinking OF the Spirits. TO cure this danger
Gus disease We offer you DIR. Graves HEART
REGULATOR, a preparation Endorsed by
thousands who have tried and testify to its
cures. Send your name to F.. L. INGALLS,,
Concord, N. H., for a circular containing n
list OF testimonials Of cures &c.
For sale by druggists at 50 cents and 81 per
bottle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02
On the Landing.
AN IpYL OF THE BALusTERs.

Bobby, etat 81. Johnny, otat ~
."Do you know why they've put us in that back
room,
. Up In the attic, close against the sky.
And made believe our nursery's CLOAK room!
Do you know wny"
Johnny.
me more don't, nor why that sammy's
mother,
What ma thinks horrid, cause he bunged my
Eats an ice cream, down there, like any other
No more don't I"'
"Do you know why nurse says it isn't manners
For you and me to ask folks twice for pie,
And no one hits thatman with two bananas?
Do you know why"
Johnny.
mo more don't, nor why that girl whose
ssdfess Is
OF Of her shoulders, don't catch cold and die,
When you and me gets Group when ace un-
No more dont1
"Perllaps she amt as good rs you and is,
And God don't want her up there in the sky,
Perhaps that's why"
johnny.
''Do you know why that man that's got a
cropped head,
Rubbed it just now as il he felt a fly?
Could 1t be, Bobby, something that drop-ded?
And is that why"'
Bobby.
"Good boys behaves, and so they don't get
scalded
Nor drop hot milk on folks as they pass BY"
Johnny [piously].
marbles would bounce on Mr.. Jones' bald
head
But sha.n't try"
Bobby.
"Do NO ys1 A"o" why Aunt Jane is always '""''.
At you and me because we tells lie.
And she d"n't slap that man that called her
darling?
Do you know why:'
"Nor more don't, nor why that man with
mamma
Just kissed her hand"
Bobby
"She hurt it-and that's why.
He made it we'll, the very way that mamma
Does do to l."
Johnny.
L feel 50 sleepy. \ = Was that papa kissed
us?
What made him sigh, and look up to the sky ?"
Bobby
We wern't down stairs, and he and God had
missed US,
And that was why!'
Bret Xurte, in v. y. Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

A fascinating young widow, having
married an elderly man, annoyed him bv
frequent reference to her " first husband
wheEeat the old gentleman finally remon
stratcd. 81 dare say replied the fond
creature, putting her pretty lips, "t''at
you'll be glad to have me remember YOU
when YOU'RE dead and gone, ard I'm
married again.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

The Greatest Discovery OF tine Age ,lsTf
Tobias celebrated Venetian Linmenti SOyears befo
the public and warranted to Disrrhea Dysensry
Col and spasms taken internally; and Gro. Chronic
Rheumatism Sore Throats. Cuts. Bruises, Old Sores
and PaiEes in the Limbs Back, AID Chest externally
1t has never allied. No family will ever he without It
after once giving 1t fair trial. Price 40 cents Dr.
TOBIAS VENETIAN HORSE LINIMENT, in Pint
Bottles. 1T One Dollar is warranted superior to any
othe or NO PAY, for the Of Collie, Cuts Bruises.
Old Sores etc. Sold BY Al Druggists. Depot-1O Park
Place New York.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02
CHEW
The Celebrated
Matchless"
Wood Tag Plug
ToRACCo
les PIONEER TOBACCO C,,MpANY.
New York. Boston and Chicago.
- A SQlnare MEAL

y "A square MPAl.'
We are sure our readers will thank us for
calling their attention to the very handsome
advertisement of the Excelsior Manufacture.
ing Co., Of st. Louis, as it would be useless for
us to try to say anything in favor Of their Grand
Charter Oak Cooking Stove. The very word
suggests the thought of a well cooked meal
followed by easy digestion, vigorous health,
and desire to have and to do plenty of real
1e0rk, to say nothing OF the comfort of happy,
contented household.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

Johnson's Anody1e Liniment is richly
worth ten dollars bottle in certain cases
For instance, in case Of diphtheria, crope and
asthma. when the sufferer is almost dead or
want of breath, and something is required to
act instantly. It costs only tbirty-five cents.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

VAR DEcLARED.-Veterinary surgeons all
over the country are tiercely dcnouncing the
parties who put up extra large packages Of
worthless trash and sell it for Condition Pow.
ders, They say that Sheridan's Cavalry Con
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

Mothers! Mothers!! Mut' ers!!' Don't
fail to procure Mrs; Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for all diseases incident to the period Of hetll.
ing in children. 1t relieves the child from
pain, cures wind collie, regulates the bowls
and, by giving relief and health to the child
gives rest to the mother. It is an old and
Well.trled remedy
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02
n A y a Q109 a0'0 V1Q301A

Is lost when the body is wasted by Dyspepsia. Sick
Headache or Liver Complaint. For this pitt Ible con-
dition TURKS Pills specific. The vigor and elias
ITCHY of youth and buoyancy Of spirits will follow their
use. % cents. l8 Murray Street NY
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

A Lowell man who lost his good char
acter some time ago was severely Iiuulc,l
over by some of lis former friends. ii
know it, boys. I know my c!,arac'c, s
gone, lost entirely. Anal he ada. d
rather pointediy, lis tea cort,,;',:.'yd
bad, for it was the Only ,nc III the pa. c
worth saving. '-lo;r,N Jor2ur!.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02
II You Have Never

II You Have Never
Used DooLEY's YEAST PowDEs, get package
the next time you buy baking powder, and
test it. After few trials, We are confident
you will give it the preference over all others.
It is absolutely pure; every package is strict
~ full weight, and it never fails in making
rolls. bread, biscuits, cake corn-brcad. watcs,
mullins, and all similar articles, deliciously
light, good, and wholesome.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02

Old gold, Jacques red, Bulge. mas+ic,
and lobin's eye blue are She "o'ors N ,st
sought for at the n.cmcnt.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02
"A Farmers Son or Daughter" See Adv't.

dition Powders are the only kind now known
that are worth carrying home.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-05-02
Seeds at Bottom Prices,

Every variety of Garden, Field AID Flower
Sc, tt* ecnstau'!y on hand Try Gu! FRESH and PURE
seed Satisfaction guaranteed Catalogues free on
Application. Adnr So all communications to
LOMBARD & CO. ia Ia Sale St Chicago
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30
The District Court,

The following business has been
transacted in the District Court aud re-
corded since our last report
Territory of Washington vs. Alex
Cummings and - Adams. Indict.
ed for maintaining a public nuisance.
Territory of Washington VS. Richard
Trager, a'ias Whistling Dick, keeping
a public nuisance.
j W George VS. S P Andrews & Co
Default and judgment III the sum Of
$960.75.
United States VS. j p Smith, indicted
for selling liquor to Indians. Bail fixed
at $500.
United States VS. Herman Neistrath,
indicted for selling liquor to Indians.
Bail fixed at $500.
United States vs. Michael Herman.
smuggling. Fined $50 and costs. which
were paid.
Christian Clymer vs. Port Blakely
Mill Company. Verdict for plaintiff.
In the case of the United States vs.
Livingston, for counterfeiting, the de-
PENDANT was found guilty of the last
count.
Territory of Washington vs. Joseph
Gray. Indicted for fornication; was
found guilty, and recommended to the
mercy of the Court.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30

OPIUM SMUGGLERs.-Ino our item in
regard to Frank Burns, third assistant
engineer of the Dakota. who was ar
rested few days ago for smuggling,
we stated that he had his examination
before Justice Snyder. Now this was
wrong. lie was taken before Captain
W. III. Andrews, United States Com
missioner, who examined and bound
him over in the sum of $500 to appear
bsfore the District Court. Burns paid
the five hundred dollars and left on the
Dakota. The ten cans of opium were
left IN the hands of Commissioner An
drews. Michael Herman. arrested a
few weeks ago for the same oifense. was
indicted by the Grand Jury, plead
guilty, was fined fifty dollars. paid his
hne and costs amounting to seventy
Tour dollars, and took his departure on
the Dakota Thursday morning
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30
PREMIUM LIsT.-The committee o

PREMIUM LIsT.-The committee of
the King County Industrial Association
have finished their work on the pre-
MUM list. and that document will soon
be printed and posted in various con-
spicuous places throughout the Soand
country. The exercises will be held in
Yesler's Hall, and continue four days.
Thomas Burke, Esq, has been chosen
to deliver the opening address. the first
evening. At ten o'clock on the second
day, there will be q contest between
girls under sixteen years old. as to the
best bread baker. This contest will
take place in the Hall, and the success
full competitor will receive special
premium of two sacks of flour from
Mr.. Meydenbauer, besides u premium
awarded 10y the society. During the
afternoon of the second day the various
premiums will he awarded by the
society through the committees. In the
evening there will be II grand trial of
skill IN performing on the piano and
organ, by the ladies of Seattle. and they
Will compete according to their ages
No doubt q big feature of the fair will
be grand baby show, which will DE
heid Friday afternoon, and during the
same evening there will be a grand in
strumental aud vocal concert. On Sat
urday evening at 10 A. NJ, the annual
election of officers will take place, and
IN the evening comic song concert.
win instrumental accompaniment. will
close the exercises of the season.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30
rrriday, August 80. 1878.

,ss.rLT ExTRAoRDIN ARY.--An al
tin, took place in thi. city. last
..snipg, the facts of which " nearly
:. cau learn, were about as follows:
..ms that while paying little bill
..dvertising, in the Tribune, Mr.. W.
i9' Whit stated to Mr.. Thomas Prosch,
d "nnbl;she-, that he would never
ihe hs q candidate for public Office,
sgs that if the Tribune should ever
sna .asr him again he would put q head
ss. me editor. This was on Thursday
on ". The same evening the
s a.;1,"< contained the following item;
,-,xes- Col. White informed Us to-day
GL4p !a..nt intend ever again to be a candi-
ths' a ~ nnhlie Office. Now II the Colonel Will
date .or hv his assertion, VIC think he will be
on! s.sns the community real service. to say
ra.sino OF the money and enor.s ne VIII save In
that would otherwise Dc Vail uAuei
After the publication of the above,
M White called at the Tribune office,
King for prosch who had gone to his
Sou,s stating that he intended to "put
nous "a an him" and at about seven
o'clock Mr.. LeDaiii's0' 10y
Sheriff called at the residence of Mr..
Proscb and told him that ne was
u.nted At court. Mr. Prosch at once
s,.rted IN answer the summons, but be-
fore he had proceeded more than sixty
foe, from his gate. he met Mr.. White,
who suddenly emerged from behind a
wood pile with a copy of the Tribune
in his hand, and demanded OF him who
wrote the paragraph above quoted.
prosch informed him that he had writ
ten it. whereupon White stated that he
would thrash him, as he had said he
would if he was again slandered, and
proceeded to carry out his threat. Mr..
Prosch could not see it in that light,
and Immediately assumed the defen-
sive. Prosch got in pretty solid lick
on bis combatant's forehead, and short
ly after dealt him another telling blow
in the mouth. making the ''claret"
flow pretty freely. The bellicose
gentleman then clinched, but Prosch
proved the most skillful wreatler, or
from some other cause managed to fall
Oh Tue tUp VI Ills duthHOList, Wicu
choking and pulling hair were in order,
and was carried on for some time with
great dexterity. The two men finally
arose. Mr.. White was anxious to try
it again. and no doubt the affair would
have turned out more serious had not
the man who had called Mr.. Prosch
put OF his house stepped between
hem and refused to permit them to
again come together. On examination
t was found that Prosch had lost a
PAPER collar and a button or two dur
ng the melee, but showed no evidence
otherwise of injury. Mr.. White. how
,ver. did not fare so well. as he was
more or less bruised and marked about
he head ard face, and the blood and
lust together made him present a
-sther ludicrous appearance. The
news travelled like wild.fr and was
he chief topic of conversation in all
parts of the town last evening. and
Ifforded good deal of merriment.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30

USEFUL INvENTIoN.-An enterpris
ing firm i'll Walla Walla, who have 4
branch store in Dayton, 30 miles dis
tant. arc having the wire put up be-
tween the two places, and will connect
their two business houses by the use
of telephone at each end of the wire.
AS soon as these arrangements are com
pleted the partners, though 80 miles
apart, will be able to discuss both mat
tiers of business as we'll as pleasure, Mt
will
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30
Liver is King.

The Liver is the imperial organ of
the whole human system, as it controls
the life, health and happiness of man.
When it is disturbed III its proper
action. all kinds of ailments are the
natural result. The digestion of food,
the movements of the heart and blood,
the action of the brain and nervous
system, are all Immediately connected
with the workings of the Liver: 1t has
been successfully proven that Green's
August Flower is unequalled in curing
all persons afflicted with Dyspepsia or
Liver Complaint, and all the numerous
symptoms that result from unhealthy
conditions of the Liver and Stomach.
Sample bottles to try, 10 cents. Posi-
lively sold in all towns on the Western
Continent. Three doses will prove
that it is just what you want.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30

ACCIDENT. - Henry NJ Saunders,
formerly job printer in this city. met
with Il painful but not serious accident
in HOLSTER. California, last week. He
is employed in produce warehouse, and
while on top of large stack of bailed
hay. he lost his balance and fell to the
ground, distance of about twenty
feet Fortunately he struck the ground
feet first. and his injuries consist in a
badly bruised foot and the effect of a
very rough jolt. We would suggest
that the next time a printer gets on a
hay stack he had better stay on the
ground.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30

QUEER REvENGE.-Last Sunday
morning the Good Templars Hall, near
East Portland, way consumed by fire.
The building had just been finished
and there had not been any fire about
the premises for some time previous TO
the confiagration. As the only reason
able conclusion that could be reached
was that the building had been burned
by all incendiary. people commenced
to look for the perpetrator. A young
man, aged % years. named o. H.
Crabbe, was very strongly suspected,
and on Monday he was arrested, taken
TO Portland aud had an examination.
and was bound over in the sam of
1900 to appear. Failing to get bail
he was locked up. Crabbe had been a
member of the lodge, and WAS expelled
the Saturday evening previous to the
fire. He was very angry at being
turned out, and said he would make it
hot for the lodge. Evidence is said to
be very strong against him. The loss
to the Society amounts to 81 600.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30

WILL REMIT.-Adam Crossman, Of
Walla WaIla, was fined five hundred
dollars at the last term of the District
Court in that city. A great many con-
sidered it an injustice to compel Mr..
Crossman to pay SO heavy fine, and
consequently a large petition was re-
Gently sent to Gov. Ferry. setting forth
the facts, and asking if something
could not be done. The Governor
promptly telegraphed to Mr.. c.. stating
that he would remit the five hundred
dollar fine.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-08-30

BENEFIT. - Tuesday evening the
Ward dramatic troupe performed in
Portland for the benefit of the family
of the unfortunate lad. Louis Joseph,
who was accidently shot and killed.
few days ago. by the O'Shea robbers.
Quite little SUN was realized by the
performance for the needy people.
Among the actors and actresses. who
took part, we will mention Mr.. Ward.
Miss Carrie Clark and Mr.. Sutherland,
all familiar names to our theatre g0ers.