Connecticut western news., 1878-08-15
ITEMS AND CLIPPINGS.

ITEMS AND CLIPPINGS.
 Every man seeks his own fortune, but the hand organ business IS best fortunes Whitehall Times. And yet It Is a lttle Dlt crankv.-New Jersey Press. But many a man has taken turn at It it-Edenburgh Herald.
 PERsoNAL-Dr Liston, the distinguished surgeon to the Albany Eye and Ear lnnrm- ary. aud Albany General hrHarV TOT all chrome diseases. will be lh Canaan. at the Warner House, Aug. 19, and in Great bar rlugton. at Berkshire House. Aug. l4 SICK persons under hlS treaLlnent are treated as patients Of a large city lGfiimary, While re- malnlng home With tlitlr families. Writ ten histories of tbeIr cases are kept. and they may report weekly bv mall. They have the bon,tits to be oerlyed rom more complete collection of rare instruments. re- c.'ntiy discover d iemedleS aud choice med- icIueS than any other physician in the world can gIVe them. Sucn advantages almost insure cure. lie never faIlS to cure sore eyes, dlseased ears. female com piaIntS, catsarrh or chronic disease lt he Can be prevailed upoh to tre tt tue case. Eve " sufferer. should see hlnn and secure hls se, wees If poss Ible, aud tell your SICK friend TO see ahIm. He may beicOn ulted free of charge; for treatment reasonable cnarge is made.
 The summer everyday suit of Madagas- car gentleman only costs 15 cents, and l2 ofthOse are laid out tor cane.
 Angie worms do not suffer. 8 naturalist thinks, wnen put on fish hook. The con torIIons aud twists are made by the hook. 0leer case of optical Iiluslon, you see. Dr. LlStOn will be ln Canaan. at Warner House, Csnaan. Aug. l9.
 An Indiana girl say s she finds nothing so good tor the complcxIOu as rubbing her lace on . young mans vest. The young man must be Inside It, though.
 Dr.. Llston, who with inhalation and his new medicines IS so successful Tn curing consumption, bronchitis, asthma, catarrh, deatneSs, paralysis, rheumatism. heart, llv- CT. stomach, JumorS, scrOtula, and all dlS- eases of the head, eye. throat and Skin. If the Wyoming massacre wasn't a pleas ant Occaslon, why do they celebrate It with rel2ieIng.
 who will be at Waraer House Aug. 19.
 Rome has no Sunday law. Que can call 1t Saturday. and saw wood. or admit that It IS Sunday. and go fishing.
 Df.Ll5ton cures deafness, noises in the cars. or discharges from them, with success unapprOacnabie. His remedies are late dls- e.,verIes Oy himself. Let every deat per- son come at once.
 Ii your horse loses the race, declare that he has been drugged. It wor' t restore your pond Ot sympathy.
 Raade., If vour eyes are weak or diseased cUDsulI Dr. Llston, and tell all your friends t,I.
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 Catarrh always cured by Dr. Liston,
 OfensiVa BI cath from CaGarrh cured.
 BronchitI Night Sweals, Coughs. Pains io Lungs, many cases of Consumption cur Cd by Or- Llston-
 Red eugea eye lids, scaly or gumn ed, or sore eyes lh every form cured.
 Cross eyes sIraign ed.
 Wild Harr5 or Granuiated Eyes cured Pains ll tne eyes, spots or specks or flashes f.t A nafnrR destroyed.
 Stanley says the note Of Niagara is in the D+Is no"iiiood of 5 flat. That may but tue ..ackneu are D-snarp.
 I.s. ouiIor of tie Boston Traveller refus- es tu Uc,leve that there Is muslc in tn Lofa. D,cS be eXpert this world to re- suuud cunstantiv with the sweet strains of aD2els' uaPOSS
 Feuaie Diseases, pain in the back, weak hess, haust ouS discharges, &c., are often Causing disgust aud divorce. Dr. l. stOn aiwaAs cures them hy hls new meGhOd of treatment without the use of the SD culum.
 IL Is sand that blue eyes have the most iii..l Dctlsin aud black 8, es the most phll0s- opuy, We've seen co.nponnd of black iAisu blue eyes which dIdn Sugg gest any, thing in particular but raw beet.
 Weak eyes. burning or rcd edged and wateIy, Iniuie t.e sight and disfigure tue ow'iei. Dr. Liston always cures such dlS- easss.
 Censure IS. a tax a man pays to the public for 0olte eminent.
 lhe first duty of a man who funds a towu ls Io name one of the prIncIpal streets after Washington and the other after hiui- self.
 Dr. Liston cures all chronic diseases of the g-neratlve organs so ireqnentiy brought oL uy the Errors of Youth, Veneral excess es, or Mutual Abuses producing Depression Indolence, Absent Mlndeduess. Cewardlce. Dizziness. Domestic unhappldess, 1mpo- Lence. EDllepsy. Palsv. Insanity. ErupGIons. tarrn, Structures. Burnines, ScaldIngs, Death aud Disgrace to sufferers and their progeny cured.
 Now IS tue season when the wicked hus- band Can cut snort domestic argument by strIkluR at mosquito and hitting the nose of his wife.