Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-05

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old, is lecturing in Michigan.
"A Kansas paper reports that the
wheat fields are "just glorious
Commissioners to Paris multiply
apace. The woods are full of 'em.
1t is proposed to exact a license
from amateur printers in Baltimore.
"A Nevada man advertises the loss
of round-headed blacksmith ham
mer.
Edison has invented a swallow-tail |
coat that can also be used as boot
jack.
The British lion wants to insert its
claws in the peace treaty. Stamford |
AdUOcdte.
"A Danbury man calls the adoption
of the Silver bill the great Northwest |
passage.
The Army Pay bill is strongly OPP
posed by military men. 1t cuts down
their pay.
An attempt to make insanity q
ground for divorce has failed in Wis
consin.
Miss Quinn, of Iowa, is betrothed
to Mr.. May; she's "to be Quinn of
the May"
Good calicoes at four cents Il yard!
Forty-four cents will dress woman in
prints-ly style.
"A Salt Lake Mormon has just mar
ried . woman of sixty and her daugh-
ter of eighteen.
Miss Liberty face on the new dol
lar is adorned with the regular I" lunatic
fringe"
Whatever be the case in other
branches of trade, the oculists still 60
in for eye prices.
The Indians are drawing rations
from the Government, and will soon be
in trim for the summer campaign.
"A Mrs. McGowan and six out of
nine of her children have recently died
of diphtheria at Stonington, Conn.
Ben. Pitman says the entire cost of
cremating his wife, including railroad
fares. was but seventy-five dollars.
New London isn't much on states
men, but she produces very good ar
ticle of clams.-Ncw London Telegram.
Perhaps the statement is superfu-
GUS that Edison, the inventive electri-
clan, is n native of Ohio Cincinnati
Commercial.
The Courier-J0urndL hints that the
sting of bees will cure rheumatism.
Hanging man will also cure the Group.
Free Press.
-'eThou art so near and yet so far"
as the burglar said when he admired
the. valuable watch in the jeweler' s
window.
L. Georgia lady has obtained hon
orable mention in the papers of her
State by being the happy possessor of
eighteen cats.
To those about to marry-the pro-
posed Tariff bill contains clause read
ing: Matches of all kind, 80 percen-
tam ad galOrem."
The Brooklyn Ui,iOH-Argus says the
baby born to the "Swcet Singer OF
Michigan is to called Oliver Twist. be-
cause he cries for Moore.
In 1910 there were 500, 900 sheep
in Connecticut; there are now 1000.
1t really looks as though the sheep bust
ness had gone to the dogs.-Neu
HaUen Register.
The name of Lord has superseded
that of Hicks on the door-plate of q
fashionable house on West Fourteenth
street, New York. She took the old
man home with her.
DIR. Pond, of Rutland, VT, has in
vented delicate machine, which, ap
piled to the wrist, records in lines tn,
movements of the pulse. The instru
ment is called the "Sphymograph. "
t Spikes says the only difference be
/ tween an old-time savings bank AM
, one of the present day is that the form
, er had ingots while the latter has out
| gots-and gone Graphic.
The Minnesota Legislature is TAX
e ing steps TO alleviate distress caused b
e the grasshopper pest, which embrace
s ulan for furnishing seed to those VIII
y lost their all An aggregate of 1853, ,2s
+ bushels is needed.
The young man who has actuan
g kept diary over two years, right alonS
l. lives in this place. On Jan. /, 1876, h
. locked it up in his trunk, and has kel
II it there ever since. He says there is n
y trouble in keeping a diary if you onl
u go the right way about it,
Some school girls in Pennsylvani
N were attacked by rattlesnakes an
"a frightened them away by tlauntin
= their red petticoats. Dear, dear! WI
didn't Eve think of thatp-BubdiO b.
= press. Perhaps she did, poor girl, an
r found it impracticable. - WOrcest
If Press.
ne In the spring the husband yearneth
- For his other suit of clothes,
AZ And he searcheth through the garret,
y And he swears and bumps his nose.
a In the spring the young wife's fancy
~ Turneth back i'm wild despair,
Il She remembers that she traded
~ His old clothes for china ware.
o. This conundrum is now in circul
ton: "What is the difference betwe
g a potato and lemonpn When t
nj questioned party says - don't know
~ the other says: Then | don't wa
n@ YOU to buy any lemons for me- a
hse then comes the cha! ha! har'
to The Quebec Mercury begins
N article in this vigorous way; The Ia
"a guage of the Toronto Louder, in
m M base and wild perfidy TO the Ang
ior Saxon race in Lower Canada,
W. never been surpassed by anythi
created by human mind since the d,
W of Benedict Arnold" If Arnold COZ
mo- read that he would wish he had me-
To- been born.
P' A brave Beloit (Wis.) woman p
ith vented an escape of prisoners from
my iail the other day, after they had oy
cry powered and gagged her husba
To Sheriff Colley. Selling n revolver,
an, faced the men who were working
her peratelV at door, and, threatening