The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-10-29

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IcoSf ase LIT GO ALI scsAr~Hj
The hand lhsi rccks she cradle spsets
the world.
Give yous neishhos . helping hand,
bus keep the ,rumps you-elL
-Confuurd these walking coats. We
hsd one tbs, walked OF - tasi ve neser
could catch up With il.
| -Nnliie F.n.hsv has no, eat for -four.
teen yeans. Nov. boys, there's the Kind al
viie 70 have. Whenever she weaken. she
JUST takes in little hot air aud ss,ee ahead.
| We DEFY the blus-s iosked Iieh,nins
eslcuisiss Il the sge 10 cosSpuss the lissii.
iti-s "f Eli P<ssiu..
He has more. lie Is irrespon-it,e.
| The reporter vss scratching his head
for ." it~@ NJ m'dniEhI.
Did he catch i,?-ITeosaai Hia Rerie~.
Yes; il bad return ticket to Plsss.n,
Hill ~h;cs. read ''os account Of RSr;~v Of.
Gee"
-SiHtreu yesrs ago = s&,uih Carolina
bay was lhsaAisesi aud amt out To bvr cosu.
and shns ~.s the lat sren Of him uatsl the
0shes day. sien he came back from Cali
t0euis worth 5000
And noe every boy in Q eorn Geld !.
looking for ,hr..hing and has C,iifor.
mia guide book.
| -t'rasAh"pp+- Are 20 thick in Minnesota
tlsss sehoolms' ANS g. t0 sehool IN hos~v
back.
Yes. bot th.s didn't lie: long. These
siasrd KansarO.~ vert and r.: dnnb.
bslIA. ssd after tbs, they couid spi, ~.
their hasd- and JUMP over hor~ and
sesehes. They teach school IN pine tree
nl., nos. aud walk home in tight. On the
Telegraph sire.
The hsppie-i woman, lire the h.pp;.
! ess nation. have No hiriory.
Or Mysteries.
"A Cincinnati wife nesrly killed her
aell siih sirychnine tlep other dsy. and all
herau-r her husband -impiy s~s.xrke3 q.
her that he wishsd she vas ~ pretty ..
their ciaasieI maid.
Well, il sou.j have amounted 10 the
came thing. snyhsw. II he had said that
be wished the chamhrrnsid "a. ~ ksnd-
come % his site. the former sou:d hare
poisoned the shole ouif'.
A bee can draw ts~n.y ,iuss the
weight VI iis hody.
But the bark.sp-r can ju-, make the b-~
sick on the draw.
An old maid from Es.,on writes %
that lass year che made four 6skins Of
apple butter, all Il which she .:e M.
Well, old swset -ixtesn. you had better
try q" marry an apple orchsrd--!N. Jo<
GIsstse.
Her s6ecticns will have lota of ssos.
An exchange says that ian .v~ssss
oed-bue will take mp more room .. bid
than two old maids.'
Hold up: How did he end out!
The SiOnH warrior throws . blanket
over his Own head and the head of the
sQusw 10 whom he wishes u % Ike love.
Pulls the WOOL over her eye., roo zee.
The second volume Of Mr.. Reecher'.
Lille Of Chsisl'' IL in IN advanced stag.
Mr.. Beecher's life xint Of Chsi {, By q
long shos.
-Buekwheas ripena in the fall, - tbs,
buck wheas-e.kes nay - baked Of cold
tro.sy mornings.
No such . thing. They're b.ked Of bat.
ter N . red-hol siove.
-Wanted TO purchase, m impoaine
stone. apply ., The B'ods oaiee.-1ePssa
Bod.
Well, buy The Cardiff giant. That. the
most impo.'as ssoes we kasv Of.
Oar Gre compsay nee,ls ahnus $40 feet
Of good hoss.-Jettrses Try E1ss<
Losd, What feet those Je6.ssos City Eel.
lows have got: How are you ID for boess
"a earkline old sevspaper fovlw il
the epiihes applied By our Sscramenso edi-
70 another in . recent sfgumene.
Who would have thought that they had
heard Of ssaodnosier Leach oct there.