The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-07-14
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Apnt-up iob-Hoizting your umbrella.
Labor in vein-working a silver mine.
One frog Is sufficient to make a spring.
Even . barrel hoop win turn when troJ
upon
Every lady in a car Is hand sum Wher
she Is passing fare |
People with colds in their heads belong
10 Q generation Of wipers.
The best place for tipsy Italian opera,
ringers-on the Rye-alto-
An important suit-the first jacket and
trousers-Ner York Neios.
The best and cheapest way TO go a fishing
is to hire n hauL-Yeio York Mai.
Midnight soliloquy by the man who sup
ped ON dried apples-Twelve o'clock, and ali
swell.
A transaction that scots everybody
Taking down the parlor stove for the
season.
Mn Fortune OF Halifax has given birth
TO twins-Girls. OF course Miss Fortunes
never come singiy.
Awful scandal in Washington Promi-
nent Observation-Disclosures widow chops and
tomato sauce-Mumi
An Ohio man has a threc-eyed baby. The
eye-dear! Another Ohio man with an
extra-oriice l-Grayhic-
Some author tells us that much is said
about the tongue. True, the thing Is in
e~verybody's mouth.
1t Is q New York truckman who nlyer-
tises to move furniture 70 that il will
show to the best advantage"
Two twin brothers are said to be so
much alike that they frequently borrow
money Of each other without knowing it.
A Japanese in Europe writes home that
Il Is really no thing to see a
European husband and wife walking arm.
in-arm IN puoiiol
: Free chops,' is a sign hung out by n
Chicago restaurant, and when the custom
ers apply they are shown TO n wood pile
and handed an axe.
oao Deacon Dooson always boosted tnnt
ne -,s p,epaIeu ior tne WORT, and ma
srsols .no.en. ne soe IL "nen ne mar
~ secona "iie' II "a
va baptized, and both bride and groom adj
mitsed 70 tne church, ut their own request,
Phe'ious Y ene marriage '
Mrs. Fremont's daughter, it is said, has
the most beautiful hand in America. Call
nel' Sonegcuy, Just so we can see what she
In China a man may divorce his wife on
aslight prctext and sell her into slavery. In
this country he merely turns her loose and
VI nei <
A man in Maine applied for five gallons
OF rum for mechanical purposean For
what mechanical purpose pr "For rnis-
ing . barn." was the reply.
Somebody tried to excuse n liar To DR.
johnson, saying: ..You must not believe
more than half what he avs uAye - 10.
piled The doctor but sSS;ch h,,t re-
~-
girls name Y-iCincinnati ENQUIRER. n
We had q little girl and hadn't any hut hor,
We would cali her that.-RicAmond Inde
pendent.
Peach brandy enters into the mucilage
Won lee tho nert drnrfsn maa s m:.
70 whiskey. He NAV have inst ,n.iIcd !.
letter. "
80.
P sirs" asked the newsboy.
vamin . Z bers,s q We 4. -
the ;urv lux
Your dog-what does he mi here ?"
whose big Newfoundland dog was upset,
shs .ns-es sy' "u--ih, was
~
A WISCONSIN editor illustrated the pre-
snilinR extrnvruance OF peonlo now,d,v,
by calling attention 70 he costlv baSv
carriages in use, while when he was 4 baby.
they hauled him by the hair Of his head
Exercise your patience for a while and
you viii get practice said the old pbysi.
sian to the young doctor who had recently
put out his shingle." Yes, but / doni
have my patients TO exercise" was the reply,
~ says ne can get along with Q
or . bowling dog better than with the old
LADY nom the country who tries TO pass hor
husband in as under twelve years Of
!. age."D
Th;. !. a..
.f ner.on.i a,trec.;an. yoang ninls.ei
". r;i.na 1s goes privately to
pair Of worked slippers and q half.bushel
OF pen-wipers for q plug Int and n pair of
oootA-
Mrs M,Inc.;.. uuh. ~.
ne ye,terday that Won ponala, you .old
the Temperance n,edgs " soiss 70 yign
~ IN ! ven. 70 the temperance hall. and
snd OIL the year"
"Ho~ had i, .
.aid a Scottisb i.;rd - ~. sassy, John,
ma tai sone 'nean,s ,ha, T,ws.a', 70 go
emo. md y gsnsismansS Ma ma, s sis "
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thourhts To myself aye Keep my
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