The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-06-13
EVERYDAY SPICERIEs.

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aTwo beads ara bettar than ors J,
said the thief, as be clawled out Of the
cabbage patcR.-DerricE.
ONE - our yonLsrs hor.ar,a, !. ~ ali.
his latest nnrcbase Rer,lstor l s. hscsnse ..s
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:. 5ARsoN = AsPEk Is IlgnE Inc sun
ao move. " mas Iove9 US 70 puy
pa1en. nla amninE Eu anu ooupie-acion ian.
ID1eaetas' aose
l uhnI = eome LIN .nleAPless.piy sau
agoIs Ine music " c.ulcn organ
WINS ~ .lie co1,ecs,on ~ peihg saAeu up
HacSensocS 1e0slosscds. .sss.sss-s.s
NEW YoRKERs 60 long distance 70
nnd man 70 De nonored. nney are
aeo9s ~ pusup g monnmens IN nlellioiy
Oh Oefvan.es...-f e'easa''e
HAVE the tunes improved anyl. Inc
spectacle Is still presented OF men gong
i from one me- saloGn % n Sno.ner d1 io9King anA-
iousiy aoi "ol o1s
A sADDLE-HoksEii IN tne naDit q DIeak- sac
ing ms nltcn-straP ana running gy away
snoulo pc caneo Ilmon' 9scause esSsas ,l al..on
tieo Waits 1or no man.-oss 1''y TT '0.'
The inventor OF the Phonograpn Is
married, and speculation needn't get
lost trying 70 nna eus wnelS ne ProosI
got the nrsei nint oI ing e&lzan 81 49, g5cf
quantles ol-nls Hacal ~ e''el'ses''''u
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II Is low snae sHo 2 ~ non
LADY wanders tnlougn ene galue1 snu
tnroWs nsr uenIaCe cyoS on sno uuues 1ss
tose Tna "a rsTos,del;nr s this ,srn
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bEcAosE "a llssspraS mo%an n.ts pouE nt ns s
cream PIE .ol tialJ 1el nasDanJ inS.oa1 :tI u
mutton PIE, ne atOacke9 nel Mn 6
natcnes.IE.. le Was uceei Il,nyu ni yu,.1 ~
a na!e p.jr Gnop - eo'no QUO ''''ss'-
f".eu -. De.ses'. :. a.a
SINGING = recoPmelued as cure
1or sea slcKaess.-Dagaso .1aP.sss. .E.; d;e e
good Dailad ior marine seoMacnHc uil-
flcultles would De give tnee an, can
no more, though poor tne onerlng De.
N. T. ConaHaercaos
/" If you want to sleep wel, !ay your
feet TO the Soutn, says meolcal Jour
nal. II you have pig 1eet we suppose
you have right 10 lay IL 70 sometning,
but hasn't the poor coutn 1ad enough
laid to ltF-Csncan''des odtstTday Nsgat.
TRICKETT, the famous English sculler,
has lost two OF the fingers Of his lett
hand while handnng cas4 OF Deer, ana
his career as- q -scniler 1lll pe Dill = sheR-
to. which should De warning 10 every
sculier to Stuck to- hlB scnii----'>' 'rdo'ise
Courier. sl. .o,a
I'll tell you how it was, said Mr.
Barelmeyer, dolefqliy When 4 went
into partnership with that teller Skin-
nem had the money, and ne 1au tne
-. .,,,l had tha arner;ance 81
mohoy 0nu n"u VINO % s,s.s A's..s>''
| breakfast Table. u ~ pe, ~
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"A MAN Who WAS AnoCAou 1", ,s.o s.o
other daY by an omnibus, was asked IL
he Nos burt and renlied nNo.u aWell.
| no was nui y, onu io
thought you must be, SAID his 1rieno,
| dustinp him carefully. I" for YOU acted
40 aoIn because @ Twas stape.struck. Com
naerc;aI Bulletin. : i.fs
WupN tb;s bannv-oo-luckv old world
80 100 mn 1100 vears oid ahont twice a
aIo,yvo,vvu raS o w!,i chron;cle the
sorTows %1Tn vs Of Yupa appother father and mother
who locked their children in the house,
and then went visiting. returning to find
AZ AZ hos,sa IN aches = 4 nd. nv the way.
the children also.-Hnpkeve.
WHY Won and a man who claws over
ou of tba naners IN The desk. looks
throuah The raw.rs searches every
nocief in his clothes. and explores the
reo;ons above his ears in search of his
Lad nsnc;l and finally f;nds II between
h;s +aetb don't lend him moneyZbe Is
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Consultation.
JUST thinkl-supposs, when once view
The heaven pye toiled to win,
A c lot Of a,,.rs unsavea nasa;u,' nnasTs roc'
An, acts to home, same as il they
Had sd lesd ., their a !. s,tie if sa clear; s9
awe're glad io see you hsrer.
4 As Il to say, = While W. you nave pen
Il We waited ,sit til iii il M rained, @ am then
Got tickets for the arkr'
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AN old lady from the country, upon
seeing placard in store-window an
nouncing one price for ALL was
hiSh0 SAAoe& HoAA1oS>~ ss~ASA. tsAAS " -
and discovered that instead OF being
able to buy all In the window for one
dollar and half, she must pay ons
price Tor one article. And now yot
cannot dlsaDuse ner mlnd OF the laes
that some storekeepers VIII ne.
To lend man "a quarter politely
requires considerable coolness and self
control. To be slow and ceremoniou
about it implies distrust; to slap dowI
J the coin with bang" indicates irrita
tion, while to search all your pockets il
succession conveys the impression tha
you will be left penniless by the transac
ton. A smiling, quiet promptness mark
World.
A srAUNToN man writing home from
York Penn. saws: aThe customs o
. the neonle differ greatly from those O
, the neonle at 6ome.nearly all th,
r,olo1 IA and vounc- amoke ord chew