The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-10-31

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Nbag gtatn ranks highest Is your
market Miaacsoia man ssaei ap
Ionaa. Corn. replied the Hawksyt
Nothing ranks above a kerael
4 London philosopher says there
IL something iaeapressibly SAD about
sbr music q church organ while tie
collection i tgiug made
some wretch had the au3acity to
femafk ihai tho ladies deck their hats
With Covers n memory Of The men
wbo have been Killed ~ milliucrs
bills
Ioye ~ blind, aud that's the rea-
"a Why i can get along with one
small hand lamp. turned down as low
~ Il will 20. A. well as under blazing
chandelier Of fily burners.
Ask WHOM 60 after water at a
base bali match, and fifty urcbins will
poke their heads over the fence while
ia gang Of men at work on the street
ask tie question. the silence il aa thick
az tW1taneth ~ N0tu NaAtts
Mamma who has been screaming
Al tie top d her voice for over ten
minutes 70 johnny, who had just
crawled down from the hsy.loit You
naughty. naughty boy Why didn't
you ausWcr me beiorey Johnny livery
ibnocoptly II didn't lear you till yon
called FREQ or four times.
"a young man hired as clerk was
told ty his employer that all the clerks
slept at the house. aud that il was
closed ponetualiy at ten every night.
Oh ! don't apoIoe lie, said the youth.
don't care what time it closes. il it's
only opened early enough 10 the morn
ihg
--Every once IN while we bear VI d
California woman killing bear This
il all night Bat we challenge the
world 10 ransack the pages Of history
aud show US where woman has ever
got away with mouse.
That's avery stupid brute Of yours,
John. said a Scottish minister to bis
pari-bioner, the peat dealer, who drove
bis Merchandise from door 10 door 10 q
small cart drawn by a donkey ! never
zee Soa bat the creature is braying.
All, sir, said the peat dealer, ye ken
the hearts warm when friends meet.
You see. dear, he explained the
mau WAS climbing the ladder with a
hodiu II mortar on his shoulder Just
81 passed under il he slipped and
tie whole contents ~ the bod came
dosnou my head How ridiculous you
musi ha,e looked she replied. On the
contrary my dear | was Sublime.
4 contemporary referred IN his
local columns 70 bracelet lost by an
cstjmable young lady Of our city aud
rcqosAted thu finder 10 leave il At her
resjeuep Tie compositor sct il up
trceeAc ia,t aud thc proof.Ieadcr lei,
ID = "a ,hat lhp young lady says
rbe wsehi 80 td,etii.e 10 thai paper
aeaa i -Ae Aete u io.e SO 900 uh
Il iewelry
f0ery M ti think va, li.-
lag Va ,nei came home last night
ahlst tAe niece 81, of some rrtrcueh.
mval Is ia expenditures, war ! not
NeI really, l,c i,rgot.cn, Joan Sue
answered nouehalanus, turn 81 the
ptuunefapa anl sce lie Turned il oil,
and ali IT sad was. Wbazzer. WAGER
msuer hic mszzer, whazzcr mazzer.
party 81 Boston ladies', spending
the summer il little town not fat
from the White mountains, attended a
church 'ai Wishing 10 appear prop
els interested. one Of thc visitors ask
cd manager shat the proceeds weTe
70 BE- devoted to Well. was the hest
lating cpiy We aiu't just certain
whether we'd buy an ice cream freezer
or heArse.
maB met Burlington boy wax.
ine toRatd town on the Agency road
eating an apple How many apples
have yon astod the mau The boy
replied. One bali as macy apples as I
have eaten. added 70 twice as many as
| am going 10 cat. less Eve that big
get boy took away fsom me. divided by
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