The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1878-11-14
FACTS AND FANCIES.

Late music-over-due notes.
Is the fellow who tends an oyster saloon
an oyster supe?
A practical joke Is poor fun, because
the laugh doesn't reach all the way
round.
Everybody admircs vari-colored autumn
leaves. but it is very different with very
colored noses.
Liberal. AT an eating room in Boston.
when one calls for steamed oyster. they
order a Providence steamer.
Girls who sling type are apt to remain
unmarried or double up with brainless
butterflies of the male species.
Men who have written paragraphs for
many years, find some Of their oldest ones
turning up every day as original.
Moody weighs 2i0. Think 81 that, 70
poor. lean sinners, Revive and grow FAT
while there is yet time.
The greatest good 10 the creates. mum
Der" should be the politics Of every one.
Some persons interpret this 10 mean No. /.
Annie Louise Cary has lent her Russian
tea-set 10 the Cleveland Loan exhibition.
Poor Annie Louise We didn't know she
was loan woman.
says Talmage- Oh. yes, you do, doctor
ry IL in his sleeve.
Probably there isn't a man that can tell
how hot II Is IN the sun, bat there are bot
few men tina, can 4 tell how Il was between
the son and a single.
Men may come and men may 90. tht
we want 10 see the man who will come
10 town in two-horse wagon and not 20
10 a crossing TO stop his team.
A patent ha. Just been issued for "scv-
ing machine device. Don seem possible
that any further devices were needed by
sewing machine agents.
A young.ter in Washington tried 10
make pincu.hion out u hIs throat. The
pin will le extracted by the angels. He
has gone to meet them
A bachelor paragrapher asks; What
| shall we do with our girlsf Marry one,
and shake the rest Of them. young man:
you II find II cheaper in the long run.
If the average schoolgirl eyer has .
chance 10 witness a tornado she viii
clap her hands and exclaim: Ism. Il
gorgeou.l Ism, If too comic for any
thingf
Jane. r. Simmons. author u War IN
Heaven, has written a nsw book called
Peace on Earth" Both Of his books ars
wanting IN statistical information.
The yellow fever 10 not Judgment
requiring prayer for removal. II IL
germ. needing castor oil. The fever ooB-
mission vii report in accordance with the
fafts
Commend ia 20 the woman who eb@er-
fuIly adA,ss hcr.~lf 10 the r.duoe-i eIfcpn-
stances Of her husband. and wbose asec-
ton h;s closer than French oofset 90 .
number siI glove.
The Rev. s. Bourne lectures IN HA<s.
ensaek this work-suhgees, WIFI ]
Didn't Mary" We .ssrest the gentle
man 10 b. shz. Bourne % whom no yossnv
lady return, IL shs can belp hsrseh
An exchange says that ritter rroenily
prodaoed in . brrseh u promise suit oon-
tanned the following ssn,esee: dearest
love- swallowed the postage stamp On
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