Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-11-07
Odds and Ends.

\ great MANY of us are Ike Eslst..a :.
. soldiers, afraid Of nothing except danger.
Gov Bishop. of Ohio. started business
: $4,000 in debt. He finished business over
Slco,ooO in debt.
, This is the lest season of the ynar TO
paint houses. as the paint will last Longer
than if applied in the spring or summer.
A Texas paper advertises rlow which
has furnace for tic heating OF the 'rc,..
1t is claimed that il vii. plo;y the stick est
land
1t is very serious question whether IL
you were to follow TIE old aGase and give
the devil his due, the donation VIC aid not
include yourself.
Is there Il scientific man in the counti'u
who can tell. after sock gets hole in !.
what becomes of the material that once
took the place of tie aperature?
AT jamaica. VI, a town witt, IN almos:
exclusively American population. there
are ll2 families that never attend cnugsA,
and ii that have no Bible.
OF course barking dog doesn't bite;
ncit'.cr does biting deg bark. The
trouble is. nobody knows when the barL-
ing dog is going to quit barking AT, Sc 70
biting.
Learn well your calling. practice it tor
ouglily. that it may be made prctitahl,. ,
you. Stick to your business. Donot he
begliled away from your farm. / ...
t're in other pursuits might lose your
all.
A man went to Greeley, who happened;
TO be ont Of temper at the time. and sa,t.
Il can't find any work" 70 which Por-
ace replied, with more truth than pol;:t-
ness, You lie; the world is flll of it.''
Parton got into trouble in Massachr-
sets because he married his stepdaughtrr.
A Mississipp;an, wiser than lie, finding
that the statute of his State would not per-
nit him to espOuse the widow OF his son,
tor whom he had conceived fonlness.
came to Illinois. where there was no such
legal impe'ilmeat, and was duly joined.
In his lecture Oh Burns. lnoerso!l saws:
'''rhat Burns was q d.i.n!..rl deny. he
drank ID more than TIE average clergy
IhtIH VI HOti KIM " Ills G.L.
Show me man who drinks all his 10
without .se.tin. i..il. and have no ,,ss IL:
IT'D. He is no good. .i..- Eur,e -
.a,lse lie has said tie sweetest .h,n".
bout home. an every poe: who ien,' =
Al Ike 'one more sacrel is 4 benet;c;o,
! Hike hc poets who write about home ~.
mother AMI c.,:.,;.en arti tn. cottage
II there is anything for w:.ich the pr
fishers -! newspapers should he anc.;...
-,,l Amy - .e .G,..,-.A of t.e
in this wo,l. 1t is sad enough tnat
f..u;,y sao;.!i be .r3.en up under ,''.r''ii~
stances that leave n s':in upon t!!e :rs-
band or !.c wife. .:"t Wien those ci:" ~
stances to the nIin;itest detail are RACED 30
vvtter ard printed in IT," columns
newspaper. trn, humanity sickens -,
turns away.
A venerable d:rin-, who had been a..
inc out the night before, went into :: D. E.
ber's shop one morning 10 he shaved. -.
saw that the barber had been gettin2 .::oi'
drink than was good tor him. for it 90
his hand shake very much. and n"tui
indignant. he began to give ~" 4 i;''
moral advice by saying: Bad hi;
drink" "Ies," said the barber, lit Inihe'
tie skin remarkably tender"
A friend of mine. native phys ial
was called il a FEW days ago by ILrH.
md found him dying OF dyspepsia. ar:sin:.
from torpor of mind and body. He ~
,issd him to ride IL do.i't like riding
said the ;.,tient, Then, spend i."'
hours every mornin; l.. yOar harcin
said tne physician. IL hate my harain,
was the answer. Then" said the p.,ysi
clan. '.cc mt your money few hours.
IL don't clre about money" said tue lH
tient. Then said the physician. ''';in,
Yourself. for how can lie he end,,raaie
a man who does not c,re for lis horse -
lis wife or his money!
A physician Of Springfield. Massac.'a-
setts. has for tIo years entered into an a.
r.nre:nent with some fifty .tien:s H.
which be IS pail small yearly fee for -.
ing advice and for suggesting preventive &c
of disease. If one OF these patients M-
comes i'll the doctor visits linn at hl
rates. They has. Il better way than -:n
in China. They pay the physician tt:
tain s,im per Gem or per annun While has
/ patients are well. but as soon as '!iev aic
tax, sick his pay stops. Tals it Is al
ways to his advantage 70 keep tAeE1 IN
good health or TO promote their sp' g