The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-02-12

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"A s.. Louis doctor advetiaes. Another
tape worm from eediaiia r Call the roll,
quick. Lei zee who's fell overheard.
-They'ss nakiag heap Of fus in 81.
Lonis about inspecting Texss cattle. Bet.
ter inspect The droven-heap more gray
backs.
We know how old Lord Hicks got all
hin money. Gle Who sivesh to the poor
lendeth 10 the Lord" Asd the old kun
never paid il hack.
Put whisky dovnr shrieks The ezeit.
ed Temperance orator. Thank you. That's
Wat we're getting our work in on. Put
dow" icur. Eve. shix e. seven slresdy.
Hur.up. bar keep! Eosser vhiskemtrsse
Alice Oates cried like baby when
she found that aomehndy hadn't put Q new
husband in her ssockinG.
Look again. Alice. He's around in there
ssmevhers. Shake yer skesrts.
The man Who posaeses . Henry ride.
that he has no particular uae fos. can find
. purchaser .. this os6ce.-M~al,R Ds.s-
e1uf.
The man Who posseasss 6me-elam ticket
to Caliiosnis can hear Of . purchaser BY
calling On the fellow Who said be Wa going
to covhide Dave Day.
The party Who Loaf plain gold ring
with tie endeasing inscription IL pet" on
the inside vill certainly had il in the pn.-
.e-sion Of M. Charles Loag.-AGslan
Dsmoesul
rhst's our name. Hand over that ring.
right %.
The new style Of spring hat Tor women
don't have sny back or front. u will be .
Zip Of passehoard trimmed With ell the
6owers and lace her husband can afsrl,
and fastened tn her ear By hinges. - that
she can Gap Il rack NJ forward to meet any
variations in the style.
This vlll Be death to the JeAepon City
girls. Their eam are Tapped over each
. her and rivesed together on the top Of the
head TO keep them out Of the way.
We have heard II tvo or three young
1sdies Who take the Rssser in 70 sleep With
ihem.-Heosani Hill Rerier.
What! Remember thst il has two IL in
its head, besides what it commences With.
"A correspondent Of the Boonville i'd.
rerfiar thinks that pure, sweet woman il
iOo good for any man that walks the earth.
s.. joe Gasetfe.
And its -. too. Bot she il inst At home
when she falls in the arms Of fellow Who
rides on dead head pan. Hos hear yovr
uncle.
Mr.. John Crutch6eld IL such IN I'D.
mirer Of the Sedslia BAsoo, that he Roea
down In that crnas-rosd village every Saiur.
day night. and sleeps in the Office. 70 - u
exs the 6rst copy On Sunday Morning
WurensSxrg Nsxs.
'Croas-road villsse~ II warrensburx
vss lifted up bodily and dropped right in
the middle Of Sedalia, people would walk
right BY il, thinking il vss only nail key.
dropped from . transfer wagon. A for
the SUNDAY MORNING BAzoo, people come
clear from New Zealand after il, and one
old subscriber Who died Last month. sticks
his hand up through the srsnnd and Wig.
glen hia 6nsem Cor il every Sunday Morn
ing. Fact!
"A Gail Hamiltoa collar j. out-Ex.
Yes, there II great deal a Gail Hsmil.
tim choler out. II appeam 70 BE- q curt Of
standing choler, too.-No ristesa Hsah
Wrong. It's turn over.
"A boiled shist can Be purchased for
seventy Gee centa, and Q calico drra can
be got up Cor . dollar ihess hard times.
All such things ore loo.
Yes, that lass - tho lov.
Capt e. C. Bennett, editor 81 the Han
nibai C. srier, called On the BAzoo today
Scd,i;a Basoo.
Nov. aee here, Mugiord, what have ne
ever dune N you that you should fasten .
military title upon ua-eapeci.lly such m
one - Captain" We protest
'Kainst such On indieniiy, and will mt
'isnd il. The suhject Of the shove notice
,ever held IN 6ice in his life. ssvs that 81
'lh eoslnsal in home guard company,
md should he ever banker after military
title, nothing short Of ''GrWesap' would Gilt
he measure Of his ambition.
M. thank you! We don't want In Be- . |
csptsin. until . lev Of The M.ion. ColGnels |
md Generals. are kind enough 10 die Cd, |
md fr,m pseaens indications re are rather |
Inclined 10 think they are becoming more
'lentiful every dsy.-Hassi6J Courier.
Shake! By the mother IL Moaea! out
{ the 1900 callers on the BAzoo. you're
he 6rst man Who ever acknowledged TO
cling . private. Not even . Lieutenant
IN ever showed his fsce to n, and even
hat internal long cared Dave Day tried to
make N believe Il vas. be instead Of Sher.
nan that marched to the aea, when the Only
light Of salt water he ever got was when he
,"le me's pork out Of the brine. We don
e hov II il possible for Bennett To Be %
aodest and live 20 cIoae to AIeck Phippa
Lamonts Items.
pecial Correspondence Sedaim Hasoo.
LANoSTk Feb. 9th, 1873.
-John Ciingan, of Ohio. il here On .
isit to his parents and relations and many
riends and old aequainseocra
-Georss H. Hardy i repairing and e..
in& up his store hooae. On the southeast .