The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1878-06-27


wsule mot smile and 20 went MY wn
oPrile, thos stealest cor msss trsnssrea -
Thinzs which % grin we d x,sk Il e.. 49,
Lest lost nay rosebud lost nay iove aInsI
1nighs fHase fcund them hus far thea, 70 ma,
What il the difference hetween N.
and St. Paul ?" asked zone man OF anoths.
"St. Paul was all things to all men ana
you are nothing to anybody, p wss II.
repiy. That wasn't ahe right answer.
Talleyrand was lame, Madame j.
Stael was eross-eyed. There was ma lou
lost between them, and both diAliksd =
be reminded OF their infraaifiea. s'Mo.
sieur," said Madame, meeting her dem,
est fue one day, how is that poor leer
=" Crooked. as yon see, " was Talleyraa,
reply.
Says "Gath": Since the death II
Henry CLAY, the msst Idistingnishes
citizen of Kentueky has always been 4
h rse At present ii lis Ten Broeak. II
Kentnckian eonld breed horse shm
could win the English Dsrby, shey
would make the ewner governor aeaiu
all Corners.
MISUNDERSTANDING ON his asn
with her head almost touching his ahoul
der, she said: Mr. b., i know what
makes you catch cold no easily" Whs
is it,-9' Because 30 much OF yor
body is ON the groundi" Mr.. b. hm
returned, to the bosom Of 30, and has
ordered new shoes.
Mrs. horrissey says of her hsshand
Why, he newer lost his temper. In
the house ehild could twist him around
it's finger Gentlemen who were FOOL
iah enough 10 pound the late MIR. Msr-
rissey FISTS with taeir faces out Of ilasa
win regret that this important iniarms.
ton comes TOO late te do them any good
Il Burlington Hawkeye
Miss Katie Gaul, q Baltimore pianist,
gave q brilliant concert ON the Ssh Of
April in Vienna, which was largely
attended. She p aged the Ap'an~Asd
by Liszt, who was present. In response
to the applause which greeted this par
Torrance, fhe composer came forward
with Miss Ganl, who was his prsssgs IN
the prosecution oil her Studies.
"A couple of Young man wers ont
fishing the other day, andfpn returning
were going past farm ihonse, and fsk
hungry. They yelled to the faussrs
tiaughters: (" Girls have yon any bnt-
termilk 2" The reply was gentiy waited
back to their ears: Yes; but we kespit
for our own calves" The boys calculated
that they had business away-and they
went.
1t was the proprietor of an Amer
can iunch-coanter who said, II care mai
who makes the laws of the conntry y 4
may make it's sandwiches And be
finished hammering ont the botsom o.
one, welded the nppar ernst down - y
brazed the edges, tempered il, and aaid
lit in thesun, aud flied ont q blank burial
permit while he waised Tor ths nexf
customer.
There was O listle fellow who kneS
Mother Goose bstter than he knew M
Bible. One Sunday he was asked Nd hs
GLASS, 81 Who were thrown into fhe f'e'y
fnrnaeef" That was too much for iail
The question was passed; she ansWsi
came promptly, "6hadrach. AsshsS
and Abednege.." This was q mortlssa'
ton 30 the litfle fellow, and when me
next question came, @Who put fhen
in 2" lheanswered with q jump, LsssR
Johnny Grsena"
q. Why, andesd, should Nc ever wils
out necessity try 10 pack anr sympas'g
into anything 30 Rarrow and iimpef'esa
rs langnagef "A silent rssp0nsivenssA 7
adiffnsed and Eespectfnl tendernsss q
manner, is more gsatifying, as well g
safer. in nine ceses ont Of tom, than an5
attempt TO express sympathy 10 wo'as'
Butwortis willcsme, and must ~ sPoEen'
Only In case OF any deiicacy, the fe"as
tue simpler, and the leus personai ths5
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