The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-10-15
NOTES HERE AND THERE.
1t rained easy to-day.

1t rained easy to-day.
What do yer soy"-go aud register.
The best time on reeord-Lunch
time.
The democratic outlook grows brighter
each day.
-"Whooper up, Liza Jane" and go and
register.
The Rodman Rifles armory is likely to
be success.
You naughty, naughty man, go and
register.
The glass blowers to night and during
the week, at the store under Darts Hall.
wipe off your chin" and then i'm
mediately 20 and register.
"A French provincial play bill announ-
ces that "the roles of thieves will be played
by smeterus of the town.
--Colloquy betweenynew acquaintances:
II once sat on tee judges bench in Tex
as THAT sol Where was the judge"
ITO be or not TO be, that is the quesg
ton; whether it were better to"-register
to-day-or swear your vote in on election
day. Register.
You can get very good idea of ma
tural selection" 10 its practical workings,
by viewing celery glass after it has been
once around the table.
Seventeen hunters, "a dogs, kegs of
-medicated water: box of crackers, and
one herring, left Rock Island to-day for
the happy hunting grounds.
The man who can sing hymn while
jointing stovepipe is good enough to walk
right into full membership of any church
without pIobat ou.-HcrGld and Presby.
ter.
1t is useless for physicians to argue
against short-slneved dresses. The consti-
tuition of the United States says: The
right to bear arms shall not be interfered
with. y Boston Globe.
That's just the way my girl does,
every right" was the remark made by a
fellow at the Boston theatre when be wit
messed the fne bit of acting where Julia
implores Sir Thomas not to forsake her.
DO you want cheeks with roses2"
asks a medical advertisement. No, we
don't-no "cheek" with our roses, if you
please. We get check with too many
things nowadays. .-Norristoa0n Herald.
The Unaon is now published in pam
phlet form, two-thirds of the paper being
ccc1pied with speeches from Ingersoll and
Col. Carr. Truly the elegant" should
excla'm, ITO what base uses we do be-
come"
Pull down your vest, and then go and
register before o'clock to,Dight.
The latest trick of the disheartened
repubica and nationals is to announce
the withdrawal OF some of the democratic
| cand dates. Don't be hoodwinked-the
card dates on the democratic ticket are
'straighouts' and don't scare worth a
cent.
We lecrn that Mrs, Hyde. the accom-
plished wife of Judge Hyde, prominent
member of the Ereeport bar, and Miss
Kit.ie Roweil, one of Freeport's fairest
and most entertaining young ladies and
daughter of our old friend Rowell, who is
one OF the largest lumber dealers of Wis
consiu. are visit lg our city, the guests of
Mrs. Charles Buford. Hope they won't
ljudge our city by its appearance in the
present uufavorable weather
The Grand jury in the United States
district court at Richmond. Va, has re-
ported Indictments against beteween
80 and 100 ass gnees in bankruptcy,
who have feilel for the years 1874. 1875.
1876, 1877, and 1878, and for some one
year or more of these years, to make an,
nual reports. as required by section 19 oi
the Amsudatory act relating to proceed
ings in bankruptcy, approved June %,
1874.
A young man sends us long essay
on ''The True Aim of Journals" W.
haven't read the article, but suppose the
author, like almost every one else, prefers
the Smith aud Wesson, many size, No. IA
caliber to any other pistol. In this locality
especially, Is the aim of the Journalist o.
the greatest importance, and the mar
whose hand shakes, and who cent hit oil
outraged comnunity's third vest button
three times out of Eve, has no business
trying TO run paper in California. Sd1
Francisco NeaoS Letter.