The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-03-12

entitled 10 ooo OF 70 SWo pseees o. PSF!
That = lie question:.
Wheshse is i sobass in the mind 70 sui-
ies he slinC and asrovs Of Outrageous
fortune, or 70 plasssr . nisger's ises vish
euseasd and waits up and pay eleven dol
lass for Il?
Aye thsEs's Tie rub.
He sas his bsekes down. he while.
Beyoad where dssgsn lark;
Adasksy kick'd il With smile,
While Kolboha ~ Ut work.
He thea earagd did eass his eye,
Upon hs srub-lose-hops,
And hur'a piece Of eus..:d pie
Full At The srinning neke.
And this u VIA, The Squire did say
List - simple scholas-
That for this oct must Kolbohn pay
Just se-leving" aollars.
60 this i what he's cone to pes:
That black than white 10 bigger.
And you vail rue The day. alas!
You strike saSy aisses.
But veil do il. just he cane.
Friends and Roaans, this u quesf
world " live in, and IL . man has got .
risht 10 strike for his altan, 10 maintain
he's got . right to 6sht for his dinner.
And desn man Who won't.
'Them1" The EAzoO's sentiments.
Well, here Ne are up 70 ears in mud.
again. Did you ever! No. I'll Be dog.
goned il I did. When you've got 70 put
snow shoes on mules feet and carry .
steam derrick 70 hoist him out With, you
bet lie bad. The nearest granger can get
70 town nov, il to climb up on top Of his
martin box With . telescope. Talking about
GrangeTs. here's dream one Of them had !:
"A Granger dreamed that he died he
went straight 70 the spir,t-vosid; be
Knocked at ths gate Of the New jerusalem
and il va opened unto him. The books
were opened be vas asked, Did you ever
belong to any secret society? To which he
replied, Il did-to the Grangess. Then,
cir, you cannot b admitted; Depart He
then went to the bottomlezs pit, where the
sane questions were asked him By the
Devil, and be again vas told to depart
After be hsd gone little way Cd be Va
sccoeted BY the homely ruler Of the pit,
vhea The following propositions were made:
Stranger said Nick, i will not admit you
here they don't want you in heaven but
will sell you two hundred barrels Of brim-
stone for cash, ten per cent ID, With no
sgents OF middienen, and you can set up
little hell Of your own"
That's what ne call bushes. We have
always heard that the Devil drives sharp
bargain, bat IL he's in the market buying up
souls there times, you BET he's badly fooled
when be comes 70 examine the goods. You
hear our racket.
How are you o. love, stranger? Did you
ever have il bod? Here's . valeniine writ
Ten By . girl. IU tune starts OF On high
c sounded By her hairpia. You ohservs he
feet Of the vene are pigeoa.toed. Listen
10 her plant:
Ny heart W. kold, the work Of man
no noar the fame Of luv kud tan
what ever b had to ne too -
IN kold dndane turned sVa
bot then as lat thss kun . tine
and faasy due too make thls nine
when down Tie Eeceases Of mi hart
thes cum power that made ne Start.
that power W. other none than luv
sent b tie angels from shove,
and in ifa lite hanOV RFu0
and Kold disdane forever due
il doe ava 10 relms unkpous
and Low zeal 10 more alone
mi sperrit sores up tn the Ski
weap no more fur be 10 n
no moar lie ct around and ii
fur man to WOO with hi dark
and beitsf still the Sun viii Shine
iur inc urs own 6ece
Take . boy, 6oe instance. Yea take o.
couple Of them. Il i . good thing Tor IL |
boy that the Almighty has implanted in
The human heart IN instinct Of tolesasioa
Tor the varnints. And yet some tioo
when . man looks 1t his front picket ienes.
b can not help bat think that old Heed
~ not such . bod man. aitss al. Boys |
md raas, though, are isarfully destructive |
TO illustrass Tie boy, veil throw ths |
chunk in. It's specanea brick md viii |
apply to Ill boys:
Sunday aisesnooo . policeman, valkiag |
Along Columbia street, Detroit caught
light Of . boy about twelve ysan Old
Lying % Ply up kitchen widow. A
Ihe lad betrayed 10 alarm Whsa aeeosesd,
he officer mildly demanded IL b lived
here, and Why - - psyiag up tie sash.
II live here, bat In locked out," replied
he boy. This - shout The hundredth
lime TIN game has been played o. -, and
lhiO h tho last hair that beoaks The ea0els
baek."
"WhereS your mother?
'0oas over 70 ny cunts. I s'pose. I've
use got home from Sunday School"
"And vhy should che lock the dooer
that's tie bloody mystery r anerily q.
'leinsd The boy. 'Thssss . big frosted
axe in Tie hou:s, Of coune, but 4 wouldn't
ouch iti Why just hate Tie sight Of
aim cake With frosling o. it r.
"Yeu simply desire u st in 70 warn
'eur teeer suggested The officer. |
"That's al, and I'm going in II it taks
b roof o." II
IL o6eee walked q, asd IN lev MIN ;.
IT, paassd up IL alley behind he hooss
o help catch . looss honA Seated On he
sscs vas he boy Who - working Ct Tie
'isdov. He W. now working as frosasd
ale.
sAh-hal Didn't you tell ~ you didn't
h eakaf - eFied the oGcof.