The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-09-19
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EVERYDAY sPICERIEs.
NEVER let boy baby walk too soon.
He might turn out tramp.-Nesc York
Commercial Adoertiser.
TIE road to prosperity is always q
heavy upgrade to the man with q soiled
shirt front. Breakfdst Table,
The New York Herald says Theodore
Thomas's departure from New York isa
catastrophe. Yes, Thomas-cat- -astrophe.
-Losceu Courier.
WE would remind Mr.. Kearney that
whatever may be his wickedness, the
Chinee has never been known to start q
newspaper.-Jersey City journal.
A WOMAN in England married Mr..
John Num-. And thus it, was fulfilled
that while other women had husbands
she had Nunn.--Syraesise Standard.
The boy who doesn't skulk up stairs
now and then and pack up his clothes to
run away to sea, will make an awful
good man when he grows ups--Detroit
Free Press.
/" WHAT grain ranks highest in your
market? ?n Minnesota man asked an
Iowan. Corn" replied the Hawkeye;
nothing ranks above kernel. ."-Btw-
kngton Haaokeye.
Is there scientific man in the country
who can tell, after sock gets hole in
it, what becomes Of the material that
once took the place of the aperture p
Wheeling Sunday Leader.
The man who comes in with q bran
new one . and stops YOU from your work
to tell Joke that you heard forty years
ago, is still among the boss nuisances.-
Breakfast Table.
The Funnygraphers: They are the
abstract and brief chronicles of the time;
after your death you we're better have a
bad epitaph than their i'll report while
Won liye.,S-Neu York Neaos.
OF course a barking dog doesn't bite:
neither does a biting dog bark. The
trouble is, nobody knows when the bark
ing dog is going to quit barking and go
to biting.-B Boston Transcript.
AM.N newer feels 30, hannv AZ when
some one tells him that he would be &C.
lected from the common herd in an in
slant. He even forgets that he could be
selected by his red nose.-.Dctron Free
Prss
In !. loft for futpr;tv N nroduee two
n,to .sei ha re snfs; c;ant Gbr;st;sn grace
.oa orsn ~ Aaa d;sars,,t ns5;ces ~, the SECOND
a. a. 1922 - hr;id;nr and then not 1 ws;t for
- i, otbor 10 aweey, the stairs 81 F,,lfoa
I'm T;,aes o'n'i :" '
ah,,nt AZ ,,ororr.nbs bv !
That pcoA a1gue oge .uo pa'as aaPn.:ms'aJ
LuKens, OF tne new iork 4setos, wiz WI fpe ees
out ABOUT octopeI ~; ne wan.eu ~ =
Keep II oyer untn AP,l en1 aISe' 1ras na.:, VIZ
paragrapners wouiuli : ies MN u --A>ee'0's
Free fress.
a LONG HILL man went 70 Goney IS
iana t9e otner uay wi.n wv 5soeIesui sIesuI4
waterbury gllls, anu ever lypvuy InoHsh. ,;si,.
ne was Ine agens iol :. Ill Ileos..s ,n lasAs
manuIactory Tasel,ns WIN 'ain l' ''o'.
oradgepoTe 'eed'1.ie''a'
EXPERIENCE Is dear teacner, is III
By gracious, somehow the experiences
hen always knows tnat tne Ioraging IN
the next yard Is alwsys the oess, ano
sne never Paio cene ;ol .ene "a pe'ienoe
eltner.-AeoSaS VonSsss4s'o". ,.,
A REMARKABLEEalmost mercantile
accident happened In this town yesteI-
day morning. a woman a5tempteo 70
kindle ire with coal OIL auo-suc-
ceeded. The can didn't explode, ana no
injury was done.-Norrsstoscn Herald.
/ FEATHERS will be universally worn
this winter.-Fdshson Item. Guess MOI.
We shall not wear feathersInot soil
tary feather. Ii our friends choose 70