The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-03-12

TWO BOYS.
Who Have Run Away to Become
Pirates.
They are gone.
They went lie other night
Walker - about fifteen or %; Gus i
about fifteen or little more %.
They have gone to learn to Be Piratea
ultimately bat fnt they will 90 70 Texal
aud learn 70 b train robben. After they
stop one or tvo trains, and hold their pie
tols to the express messenger head while
they take out several millioA dollars from
Tie safe. hey vail enter the ladies' cal
where al the terrified passenger will BE-
Here they will find poor Newspaper re.
porter Who has no money and who Is trav.
cling On a d. b. pas. Then they will
say:
"Look here. my poor man, Se only rob
the nch, and always help the poor"
Whereupon they will give him $500 900
and diamond eroa.
When Tie beautiful rich planters dsugh-
Ter So their hideous masks, abe will faint,
bat one Of them will assurs her in loud
voics:
MADAM, We do not var With women.
Be not alarmed. We only rob express
eonpanies-srindins monopoliea."
Then che vii; fall in love With one OF
both of them. and thus is laid the founda-
ton for thrilling tale Of love and murder
for the future, when they are Pirates. But
We will not anticipate.
Walker. whose name nov 10 "The Red
Handed Rover Of the Realm" vss few
days ago IN apprentice in the BA1oo job
Office.
Gus, whose name d now "The White
HAIRED Hero Of the WoodsI" Va IN ap-
prentice in the bindery Of the same estab-
lishment.
We know them both we'll, although IN.
doubtedly they would not deign to notice
% nov, since they have entered into their
new career.
For the last six months they have
been studying for their future glorious
life and laying plans. By dint Of
strenuous exertions and close economy
they managed to procure new dime novel
every night, which they read aloud BY
turns until il vas finished. Then they
would sit up couple Of houn to lay their
plans in the greatest secrecy, and deepest
mystery. They invented . code Of signals
and . secret cipher.
Sometime, during working hours, GU
would 80 70 the speaking tube AID shout
down 70 Walker in the job room:
"What no! walkeriui! What nevs hast
thou in Thy gloomy cavern"
To which Walker would reply:
"Hsi il it thou, Lord Gustavus? Our
bold baad below ID impatient and ehaiss
1t enforced idleneM. What seest thou from
thy turres tower?"
And Gus would look out Of the third
story window over ngenfrits' block and BE-
yond. where the pellucid vaters Of Flat
Creek elistened beneath the bare svaying
boughs.
Things could not last long in this state.
and finally one night they held an all night
secret session. They induced two Other
boys to Join them, and began skirmishing
for funds. The Red Rover Of the Realm
succeeded in collecting twenty-five cents in
n,ckels. but the White Haired Hero Of the
Woods va more fortunate, for be had The
immense amount Of one dollar carefully
seved up in his shirt.
The next day their duties were neglected,
owing 70 the great number Of called meet
Ing hey were obliged to hold With closed
doors down in the coal shed. At last thu
eventiul night came, and the four bandit
assembled and arranged the dssails Of i'm
mediate fight They were pretty certain
the detectives were On their track, and they
must 70 at once. Which they did.
At midnight four dark forms might hav,
been seen silently stealing toward IN empty
box car on the n. X. tt.
They were the bandits.
Later the car va made up into trair
and they started for Texas.
They will be kicked OF at Scott, the,
will be thrown out At Parsons, they will b,
unceremoniously dumped out somewhere il
the Indian Territory, probably forty mile
from the nearest house but then train rob
ben and Pirates, you know, have TO endur
all kinds Of hardships. Three days vitkou
anything to eat, hovever, has . very weak
ening eject even on Pirate, and II tn
walking d good, We expect 70 zee them cit
ting On the back doorstep some morning I
May next.
u p. a.-Word has been received ths
they arrived 1t Neodesha, Kas They .,
! looking for . cave in the banks Of u
Neosho, and they think they can steal PR
vision e.eosh until they can rob Eve OF Il
express saies.
; As spirituous liquon will injurs ns'
? % opium OF norphis will harnfully abe
| the baby. Dr.. Bulls Bsby Syrup i d
I remedy for the baby. It i free fros
? opium. Price, Is cents.
|. DIED
On Sunday, March SD, at ! o'clock pm
E 1t The residencs Of her so0-in-lav, r. .
. Gentry, Of cancer, Nm. Sarah Ann Haghe
4 wife Of Resoe Hughea
u Mn. Hashsa, ne Sarah Ann Burch, VI