The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-04-18
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The .npfessi9n that traups have
bern legslssi - circulating nodiafn
hss s. fpssdsiien 10 fact
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tea ouly 90 iba,, says Pst. she'd t.s
poaf e,la. sure
sEchauge waaia 70 knaw who're
The Gre goes shea i goes oct Il goes
oct 70 stnoke. II course
Meanacts sometimes makes a saint
SeDe msa are good oaly because il
costs m0ssy - he wicked
a Yermont man gave b. heus by
mistake ssmo upslaeksd lane the ether
Day, abd they 81 died housraca,ion
ses IL at osce. you know
some pAfehis raise children % TIE
same plan they would a tree. evidently
,hiakinK that the more they're spFoai-
"a the better they'll grow,
"A nan died al Louisville the other
day Who protested 70 have killed Bob
~ Batns vile II be had kissed or
~ife be would have died Iong ago.
40 eItrayagABt editof:-Ths edi-
Tor q tbs Rochester express advertise
for q ooaehman. EKtrAFagAnt man !
bell be wanting carriage and horses
neat.
by general consent the republi.
cans 10 Congress seem to have aban
doned The Administration 10 It's fate
except when they want friend up
pointed 10 Office.
An enthusiastic Indiana editor
wrote The battle is now opened, bot
alas the intelligent compositor speIt
battle with an 0, aud his readers cay
they have suspected il all along
"A very neat definition Of the word
suspicion was that given by jealous
husbands A suspicion is feeling that
impols you to try aud find out some
thing you don't wish to know
Mrs. Partington moved TO a house
on railroad, aud she likes il very
much. 1t is 30 pleasant aud sociable,
she says, when Ike is Of, to see the
cars forty times day pass pro and con
before her windows
"A Detroit firm advertised sure
cure for bad dreams on receipt Of sixty
cents, aud a youthful Micbigander,
who enclosed the desired sum, was
surprised st the simplicity Of the in.
struciions, Don't go to sleep!
When the recording angel OBJ
serves a minister Of the gospel holding
a nail between bis fingers while he
misses il with hammer, the trust.wor.
thy scribe drops into brown study
aud pretends not to hear anything
"A curious man may seek recrea.
ton in toying with the hind hoois Of
the abrupt mule, but only the most
reckless will follow within couple Of
rods Of the agile young woman who
kicks Der train into the air and catches
IL on the hy.
A Boston paper says, A butterfly
was caught at the South End yester-
dsy. 1t may be safe enough to catch
a butterfly at the South end. but when
you 60 TO grab wasp you want to
catch il at the northeAsterly end, shift.
lag westerly towards the head.
Ben Wade one time, when travel.
log west through one OF the Alkili re.
gions, got OF the train, aud seeing a
man At The depot asked him what kind
Of country il was. Very Good all
we want il water aud good society.
Humph. said Wade, that's all they
want 10 hell
they had been engaged Tor a long
time. aud Que evening, not long ago,
they were reading the paper together,
Look, hove. be exclaimed, only $40 ior
a sui, u clothes. IL il wedding fuity
she asked. looking naively at her lover.
Ob. no. BE answered its a business
suit Well, I mean business, she re-
marked.
IL clergyman preaching sermon
90 death Concluded with the following
observation But even death. my
brethren. % well deserved by mankind
ior their aihs. The wisdom VI Prosi.
dence has, Ia is paternsl kindness, put
at The cad oi our existence; for only
think what lie would be worth II death
were a, ihe beginning.
Hos is Tits Professor j. Il,
Newteny charges dollar admissia q
70 a lecture ia which be says be don |
lnow Whete men came from Col ll
1ersoll. ou the other hand changes
seventy Eve cents admission to a Ice
tare il which BIC tells as be deut kuoE
where we are gong To- WIN some ga
want ave The kindness 20 Tell as where