Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-11-30

The b04Doe 0Woo htS gIoeo oookoooo
| 10 the fakt, that h don't nsddls With
emmy body elssis bisznsss, nor allow
emmy body TO meddle With hiz.
II W undertake to hire Q man to be
honest, IN will have 70 raiss his wages
every morning and watch him dred-
phull cluss besides.
II IN the surprises ov life that add
most 10 orr pleasure, one man IL sur
priced With . Legacy from . rich uncle.
another that the old sI,ekletl hon haz
Just cum Of from her nest with ~
chickens.
Yung man studdy politsness. even Il
IN aak man for tooth-pik after he
haz got done using IL, don't fail 10
thank him for it politely.
II il bal enu6 to be . fust-rate mon.
key, bus to be third rate one IL more
disastrous than to bs an IN ideot.
A sassy man il either howard or q
phool-take your choice. gentlemen.
There amt no such thing AZ inven-
ton, all things that We have are dis
koverys.
Lasting friendships kan only exist
between equals, superiority insists upon
respekt, and inferiority IL too apt only
to excite pity.
There Amt nothing that man will
thrive 30 we'll on AZ abuse that amt
merited.
Whenever yu KUN akrost . man who
distrusts everybody. yu hav found one
that it il cafe for every boldly to dis.
trust.
The best edukashun that yu kan give
| boy il to be polite, and ailwuss tell
the truth; add to this well-p0lished
shoes, and yu hav got perfek little
gentlemen.
If yu are in search ov mans tru
karakter, examine him ct home bi the
fireside: here he il the hero ov the oc-
kashun, and il angelik or devlish in
spite ov himself.
In courtship, hav allwuss advised
the oblique rather than the vertikal
process; If yure mistress diskovers too
much anxiety in yu, she IL sure to dis
kover less in herself.
The suckcessphun writer's are not
thoze who Qeter to the simpathys ov the
publik, but thoze who challenge their
judgements and invite their criticisms.
Virtew IL the only standard to meg
zure men or things by; it il possible
for men or things to be very great. and
very devlish at the same time.
It il thoze who kreep that oftenest
win the race.
The men who kant bear to lie left
alone are thoze who hav no thoughts ov
their own, or are a1fade to trust them
sells with the thoughts they do hear.
Hero is the CRATE difference between q
fool and VIE mantle fool IL known
most bi others, the wize man hi him
self.
Inever tri to settle other peoples
quavrels; have seen people tri to do
this, and git badly whipt hi both
partys. eifi
The world all praze the philosophers,
hut.toss tt*ir pennys into the caps ov
the monkeys.
If waz going into the hermit bizz-
ness, would 60 into tho heart ov q
CRATE City rather than into the heart ov
a mounsain--a CRATE City IL CRATE
solitude.
Thare il only one kind ov person who
IL fit to liv in solitude, and il liz the one
who il capable ov adjoining emmy posi-
shun in sosiety.
Thare il lots ov people in this world
who arc lik guide board at the forks
ov the road-they kan point out the
right way for others to persew, but they
don't follow it themselfs.
Thoze who hav real merit are allwus
the last oLes to see it in themselfs, and
the first ones to see it in others.
Caushun il good thing for man to
hav, but when he haz got 80 mutch ov
it that he il afraid to tutch Q cast-iron
lion for fear it will bite, Ignorance il
what's tho matter ov him.
If thare il ever o perfektly happy
man found in this world. it will be the
one who haz got but little, and don't
want ennything more.
Man IL dissatisfied kritter. and that
il just THAT he waz put here on earth
for-the man who liz satisfied with
everything just as he finds it, il no bet
ter off than number 2 makrel.
The reazon viii thare il so little gen.
uine friendships in this world il be
kauze thare so fu people who deserveit.
Mankind are very proud ov their
judgments, but they are az often con-
WINGED against what they call their
judgments az emmy other way.
Take all the phools out ov this world
and taare wouldn't be emmy fun nor
profit living in it.
Ny yung disciple, don't fail to take
advantage ov yufe good LUX, for good
LUX seldum Gums to man late in life.
When deakon falls, thare il joy il
hell and grief in heaven for one hour.
It il allwuz safe to follow the relig-
ions belief that our mothers taught AZ
-thare never wuz mother yet who
taught her child to be an infidel.
Employment il the CRATE boon ov
life; . man with nothing to do il not
half 50 interesting q sight AZ ripening
turnip.
A helthy intidel IL very brave man
forsooth, but give him sharp turr ov
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