Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-03-13
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Inc silver men are all DIhuu.
The wickedest city--Sinsinnatt.
Patent orn-planters-Tiehf boats.
They have man in Philadelphia
who talks BARRIERS to death.
In drawing mileage Legislators sci.
dom draw It mild III lAI
A lighthouse hefriends sailor, but
j, wrecks an actor. 4r.ft z
When the House passes bill the
bill passes the House.
The original man never borrows,
because he is original. -s7
Mr.. Drinkwater appropriately rep
resents Maine at the Paris Exposi-
ton.
The New York Herald speaks of
Senator Jones as q Sitting Bullion
aire.
Winnie Ream. is looking tor piece
of marble big enough to bust Sena-
tor Davis.
"All nature smiles" The attention
Of the blue ribbon brigade is called
to this fact. 90 ''''''T' ''''" ''''='
"That Husband of Mine" has built
Mrs. Dennison q brick house IN
Washington.
Lolita made hay while the sun was
shining, and she is able to lend $7O,-
900 on good mortgage.
The man who married four girls
out Of the same family was very
sister matte in his proceedings.
The health If Spurgeon ia sup
posed to he in the Ssath Of France ;
at leas. he has,gpnc there for ita
Dnn't Strike a man when he 10
down, hut when your pillow is down,
You can strike that if ynu are sleepy.
Somebody SAYS that Longfellow il
the best read man in the country.
How about Spotted Tail and Red
Clouil ili ai>Tsft. % t9i-a q. ll
No good hotel-bi!l escape has vet
been invented. bv which man can
take his trunk from third story
window. -l4si .-4tI .f.
Husbands and fathers will be glad
10 learn that "the coming bonnet IS a
capote of shirred silk with tulle
Cap under it.r Z III 81 10
ANeupgT lady asking q grntla.nas
I" see II one Of her rings Will go on
his little finger, would be the strong
est kind Of hint. .ulla ~IftLTJt
Mackay, the Bonanza King, has an
income Of five dollars minute, and
yet he wears no diamond pin and
oDiv puts IN n clean shirt once q day.
- Breakfast Table.
swell, Iswan. Billy" said nm old
farmer to his nnd.rsizcd, tobacco
chewing nephew, "wben you take IF
TINT ERE plug hat and spit two or
three times there amt much left Of
you. is th' r. y -+ '@''
Another waiter has fallen heir to
heavy property pays to wait
Taianage calls the cylinder II a
printing press "the front wheel of
the Lords chariot" ....t
The phvscians say that promiscu-
Gus kissing spreads ,iisease. Heart
troubles especially, eh?
Never ask fat man what he
carries that bass drum under his
vest tor. 1t may make him mad. a d,
Look down into the mouth of
Mount Vesuvius and then saw there
In no lake OF Are and brinstone, II
yon can. 70 MN - iN'i''-t'V stl
"I,ove lightens labor.'' Tell you,
but man feels that when he has a
loving wife IN carry in the wood for
the upstairs stove. s., ' "
An English conundrnm has spread
70 America, and reads: "rhere are
those who would be my first to
Throw my second ut my whole" !"
And the answer is, "Gladstone."
elbow can Ileave the?" said Adam
to Eve. She made no reply, but
pointed tOs fig-trse iu the distance,
He gathered ati .afmfuiI and felt
greatly relieved. This was the first
re-leaf. "~t ansfi<aW 'htssF ~ vaH y
The longest sentence on record
was constructed by q Western Judge.
ne sentenced man tor life, and
aiterward slapped two more years
10 the sentence because the prisoner
called him "no gentleman"
I'm waiting meath the. window,
rove. upon the 'porch's seat; I'm
waiting here till you come down,
your own true love to greet. Don't
pc too long fixin' up --for i'll may
make bold, amt a goin' to wait
pere long, q sittin' In the cold.
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