The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-10-17
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college israriatly Fets him
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she nsw Ffench Exposition we're beiog
made VI malscbite. exclaimed NJ
goodness though, Malachiie wAs
aue u ,be prophetic
Ga being askrd Why he went ialo
bankruptcy. be rephsd Well, nay u
auilltes seto large, nay liabilities 10
nefoss. and NY probabilities unprom
isiag aud - J just thought I'd do as
my acigbbofs %. you know
Aud AaABias stood forth This Is
said 60 have been 20 that some modern
liars could stand 6fst, second aud third.
Az Isle il piece Of land surround
ed By water, 30 says the geography.
Bot how about The aisle Of q church,
Il pity the poor mizerabei man
who SEE tbare IL no hereafter ! had
rather be mule, paralized IN both bind
legs, than 70 be him
So devoted are our business men,
that when committee Of them is TO
look into bankrupts affairs, almost
the fsi move is to have apprAise meet
Ing.
--Luv IL one ov them kind OF di.
sesses that yu kant git, nor git rid oy,
with euny certainty, emmy more than
va kan the rnmsiiz.
Victoria Woodhnll threatens TO
come back to this country and run for
president on the fiat money ticket.
She'll DO for the Fat people. She's
about the most thoroughly and hope
lessly i1redeemable thug tley could
make candidate Of
"A little five year old boy at Hart.
ford was asked by lady a few days
since ior kiss. He immediately com.
piled, bot The lady. noticing that the
little fellow drew bis hand across bis
lips, remarked, ALI. hut you are rub
bipg il of. No amt, was the quick
reioinder I'm rubbing it in
Gentlemen Of the jury, said a
Western lawyer, would you set rat
trap TO catch bear, or make fools OF
yourselves by trying TO spear buffalo
with knitting needleg know you
would not Then how can you be
guilty Of the absurdily OF conyicting
my client Of oaH-slaughter for taking
the life OF iegman The prisoner
WIS acquitted
III you DO not want TO be robbed Of
your good name, do not have il print
ed on your umbrella.
said he Matilda, you are my
dearest duck Said she Augustus,
you are trying 10 stuff me. She was
too sage for him.
Taking bin down Young lady 70
junior; Alan should not be alone
Junior Correct. Young lady There
fore be should buy a dog
Don't talk Too much about what
you afr going e Do. but do il. Al
mesquite luses many good meal iust
10y po, putting oti his song Of triumph
for twa minutes,
"A visitor at an art gallery being
asked whether be preferred pictures to
slasaay. said be preferred the latter
as you KIN 20 All round the statoos.
bui you cant zee only one side Of the
picture
"A Boston young man married
against the wishes Of bis parents, aud
10 telling a friend how to break the
news gently to them, said Tell them
frst ina, I'm dead. aud then carefully
work up the climax
man may snecr at womaa all
be will because she cannot sharpen a
lead pencil, bat she has the smile on
him when be stands holding an unoc-
cupied sleeve button ia his hand, and
wondering whether Il viii burt less 10
pull the needle out u his thumb the
same way Il went 10, or push il on
through
Fulton. n Y.manlaid his finger
on the table IN front Of a buzz sAw TO
ieel The momentum Of air. The saw
vas going 80 fast that the teeth could
not DC seen, His finger vas takea %.