The Worthington advance., 1878-10-24

been bought and are controlled by the
money power.
The Worthington journal no longer
graces our table, its junior editor refus-
ing to longer exchange with us, which Of
course makes us feel awful bad; almost
us bad us when we received II letter
from him last week threatening to come
down and clean us out, and setting
day to do it. But the office boy had
mumps, baby had the collie, and too
much bad weather made I. postpon-
ment necessary. We feel safe III say
ing, however, that he Will make us the
intended visit about four days before
Gabriel toots his tin horn. Bus if he
will come down next week we will bor-
row II wheelbarrow and show him over
the future great city-of the Northwest
and hire 4 tlTec-leggcd dog and take
him out to the lake on hunt for mud
hens.-St. James Journal.
The Wulthington Journal once re-
fused to exchange with the ADVANCE.
Those were the good old days when dirt,
and ignorance, and pretension, came
to the front in the churches, in the
politics, and the society of the place.
Oh, how the ADVANCE suffered from
losing that sheet as an exchange.
Two hundred new subscribers III six
weeks helped us to bear the terrible,
terrible, dreadful, awful, withdrawal
of the Journal from our table. 1t was
filled f'om week to week with abuse of
the ADVANCE, and when the editors
wanted to see the ADVANCE they used
to so around to the hotels and steal it
from the tables and then go back and
pull their hair, and tear around, and
declare that the ADVANCE wasn't fit
for any lady to read.
The most pleasant and prompt Cough
remedy is DIR. Marsla]l'S Lung Syrup.
Children cry forit. Call on your drugg-
list and try IL bottle of it; price only 25
cents. Sole by u. S. Law Il Son.
On the 4th Of March next beth hous-
es Of Congress will lie Democratic. On
the 4tll Of March. two years later, a
Democratic President will he inaug ger
ated, and the entire government will
he in the hands of the Democracy.-St.
Paul Globe.
That would be stepping out of the
frying pan into the fire. The people
are tired Of both the old parties and want
a new one. That new one will lie the
National party, which, if triumphant,
will end the political fueds at the South,
heal over the wounds of the war, and
give the working men Of the North the
relief they demand.
II. d. Winters, Esq Of Wortling-
ton, Minnesota, came up to interview
our school board last Thursday, and
succeeded in purchasing the warrants
issued for school house PURPOSES
Flandrcau Enterprise.
We are always pleased to recommend
good articles. DR.. Mars!lall's Lung
Syrup never fails to cure Il Cough or
Cold in a short time. Try it. Only -
cents Il bottle. Sold by ID. $. Law &
Son.
The Worthington Journal is the worst
beat we have seen. ''lt weighs about
lbs pounds, measures 214 inches in cir
cumfrence" Of blncomb. The Jour-
nal is the only beat Of Carroll's beet
that we know of-and especially in the
eight counties.-Windom Reporter.
G. Anderson Esq, of Excelsiortown-
ship, is plying his vocation as contract
or and builder 1T Spencer these days,
Knowing him to he a good workman,
we are pleased to learn that he is meet
ing with success and giving good salts
faction. lie has quite large force in
his employ and several important Jobs
OH hand.-Spirit Lake Beacon.
Messrs. Ames and Runyon, of Wor-
thington, passed through town the
| other day with q large flock of sheep
purchased cast of us. That's the true
way to flank grasshopper raids; keep
sheep and cattle.-Jat kson Republic.
Thirty minister's have lately left the
orthodox Congregational Church and
joined other denominations. Thirteen
were received by the Episcopalians,
twelve by the Unitarians, one each by
the Reformed (Dutch) and Universal
ist, while two remain independent, and
one is cfassed as ''Radical.''
! The Work on the Railroad progresses
and in about three weeks at farthest
the iron horse will sniff and snort right
here in our midst.-Jackson Republic.
! Pitted,Clerries at Bennett & Grissel1