The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-01-24

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sityl n yev Hi~Gys bad You'd been
10 heaven long ago
AmsEieA now Supplies Europe
9Th bsel. sosr. apples. potAtes. batter
and cheese. Who ssys she may not
cisln tbe proud tale Of the Fo3Jerlshd9
Brigham Yopug grave i watched
cou,tAH,ly ny MormoBs. living lor she
pauose in icn,s near the spo, Their
We've teatiog tonight 90 the old
scamp grosad.
Al whs, age we're you married
ssted she inqaisitivsly. Bot the other
lady was equal To the emergency, aud
quietly responded, Al the pArsou age.
a Moatsns justice Of the peace
d,.osnt splurge Any ~ben he marries
couple he says AIise 6rab bsuds
Hnebed si1 dollars. Aud that Is al
there is to Il.
"A Nsbraaka Judge decided 70 give
horse thief one more chance 10 reform
IA the fellow left The neighborhood TO
begia = newer and better life be took
along the judges horse 10 help him.
"A mother, seeing her little four
yeArs.old nearly asleep in her chair,
asked II she bad not better 90 TO bed.
Oh no, mamma | only shut my eyes
10 keep the dust out
-Krupp makes no cannon cheaper
than $500 each. When appealed TO TO
come down. be says II dat folks Will
fights der must pay der yiddler, and ]
am der vlddler.
-Ii's proof Of the singular operation
Of the human mind. says mental phil.
osopher, that when two men acciden.
tally exchange bats, the one who gets
the worst tile is always sure TO dis
cover the mistake frat.
Bts Of copper muzz.es and leather
collars were found ID Milwaukee
mince pie the other day. and the
Hawkeye says the discovery cast
profound gloom over the entire commu.
nifty.
Some ,ne who wrote to Horace
Greeley inquiring II guano was good
70 put on potatoes. He SAID il might
do for those whose taste had become
yitiAtod, with tobacco and rum, but be
preferred gravy and butter.
An EBgish musical journal says
that iifleen per cent Of the inmates Of
lunsiic asylums are musicians and
singers. bat 1t ncglects to state how
many Of the remaining eighty five per
cent. were driven mad by the practis.
Of the former.
"A wave struck fishing boat and
overheard went two fellows. fishing
When rescued they explained We
didn't oapsize we only went down to
see Why the darn fish wouldn't bite.
There ID place in California
where oysters grow on trees. and the
woods are made musical by the CHATTER
Of the shells as they are shut together
to keep the sun out. This California
story Il repeated from memory. aud We
may have slightly enlarged upon il,
The manufacture Of paper from
wood has reached the altitude Of per-
lection IN Canada. he superintendent
oi mill up there says tree is cut
down aud showed Into one cnd Of mill
aud Eve minutes later there is a neigh.
bur a. The other end to borrow the pa.
pet
He'd been drisiag the dasher Wig.
orously or 40 hour. and yet the butter
woulay come, He soflly laid downshe
article, aud vas creeping quietly out Of
doors. when a wa,chful mother swoop-
ed down on him and harnessed him
anew to his tack. remaining very point.
eddy. that one good churu deserves al.
other
Il boy once asked his father who il
was that lived next door 10 him, aud
when be heard the name inquired II be
was not a fool. No, my little friend,
he is not fool. butA very sensible mao
But why did you ask the question
because. replied the boy, mother said
the other day that you were next door
10 fool -a aud | wanted 10 know who
lisrd neat door 10 you
There IL 20 worse occupation tot
a. earnest physicisn than 20 Iisiea 10
tkc eumplainis Of people who pretend
to bc III DR., ---. who was called Is
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