The Centre reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, 1878-06-06
Coming 10 blOvs-Tho fruit trees.

Coming 10 blowa-The fruit tree@'
A thorn In the buah is worth q doHen
In the hand.
when do ones teeth usurp The funo-
tons Of his tonguei When they are
ohattering.
"Frporience ia dear teacher "-old
maxim. Not half ND dear ~ pretty
/ school mmrTn.
When IA q mad bull as Questionable
mn an absent husband? When 10 is
getting ON towards one.
The Minneapolis Gre has raised The
question, ''will dust exploded" We
have known Il 10 blow mp.
Ten par cent. OF the husbands income
in what IA I'm legally decided in England
he shah pay Tor hin wiie'a dresses.
Jenny, what makes you Hnch bad
Rirl9" "Well, mamma. God sent you
| iuat the best children he could find, and
! II they don't suit you, i can't help IT,.
brilliant and impulEye people,
says an exchange, have black eyes.
Impulsive people are only TOO apt 10 get
black eYem.
ItiHa pleasant thing TO Gee roses and
lilies glowing upon young iadya
cheek, but a bad sign 10 see mans
face break out ia blossoms.
A Wit, on being Asked what are the
most common monosyllables in the
language answered: 81 don't know; but
the most common money symbols are
n. o. u. H
"WhAt are Ruaain's termai" asked o
visitor, referring 10 the San Stefano
treaty. Two dollars o year, In Rd-
vance, " replied the abstracted editor
HatOkege.
"There are people who live. behind
the hill, Is an old German proyero,
which means that there are other folks
in the world beside yourself, although
Won may not zee them.
While little girl was playing in O.
graveyard MI New Lexington, Ohio, tho
other day. she suddenly ran against o
gravestone. which fell over upon her
inhicting fatal injuries.
At Union Mills. N. b., as = six-year-
oid child Vas running across the hooE
viii a pair Of scissors IN It's hand il
tripped aud fell, and driving the points
OF the scissors into Iis heart, died m
stAntly.
Lnurs with q nDvel(-" Oh, IL this
tale were only true, and were the he
rome ~ Kate" What with all her
prosecutions, her miseryY' Laura-
q All but then, dear, remember Ghe
does get 3 husband after all +
Taere is dog at Swift Fails. MINI,
Il Eas~nEN~r aFTNaWntaaaN
with fish. He has been known 10 take
out mn many Ma thirty pickerel In day.
When be eGpies n hah he will make
dive aud be sure 10 bring il out.
A b. Robson has probably the larg-
est poultry yards IN New York. he
keeps 6. 900 ducks, 4, 600 turkeys and
/ 20O hens. They consume sixty bush
els OF corn, two barrels Of potatoes and
other food daily. His fowl house cost
81, 900.
He was fully six feet tall, vet he
up and exclaimed: Talk
ing Of short men, look At mel" and no
one could tell what he meant until he
turned both pockets wrong side out and
easped, who Is there IN the crowd
thAtn lend me q quarter
The Fmperor Ot Austria, on bis visit
10 Venice IN 1875, conferred decoration
upon a colonel OF the italian army In
command "a the fortress OF MAntGn.
The latter, In accordance with the rules
OF the service, was compelled 10 accept
il; but few weeks ago, having resigned
his commission, be az once returned the
decoration 20 the Austrian Government,
saving that be did not wish t. hold any
honors from Emperor Francis Joseph,
who in 1852 had caused bis brother 10
be shot and bad condemned himself TO
the same death.
The spirit OF self-sacrisce il one OF the
great beauties Of holiness. Husband
Welding 10 wife, wife TO husband;
brother 10 brother; sister 10 sister;
friend 10 friend: in great things, but in
small, especially. FIrst and foremost,
see that the spirit is with you at home;
then carry it abroad into the world. It
il u spirit that viii Eweetcn happiness
and brighten troubles; and when the
soul in ready 90 wing it's eight TO its
eternal home, il VIII have the unspeak-
able consolation of knowing that il has
not lived 30 itself; that il has left the
world happier and better in some de-
gree than il found 10; that il has been
faithful 10 its earthly mission.