Connecticut western news., 1878-02-07
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 WIT AND WISDOM.


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 No other girls nose itehesi so much as that of the one who wears a diamondt ring. ge@mE1 oAI Il ,sLo9E9Vo GG Iapw
 -The difference between boy and a barn is that shingles are applied to the roof on the barn. e9,'o1 $g3f' 's,l gon am
 =+Does it seem the correct thing forSRi glee club to sing under a window .asas serenade, "Darling, you are growing oldl" mU-f ealo t,fI cg sA.arB ,liiIog 2,-Krupp, the cannon-maker,a says: !" Der Lordt has been goot to me. He makes lots of war to help my poor yaImilly along bGa .g.nIa Gr ga, so3 gIttn ana gai "A philosophical observer remarkss that babies which are found are generally the children of women who have been lost. VI -. .'.,. r---Younge man, learn to- whit 1; If you undertake to set hen, before lslieo is ready you will lose, your tlmeiand con- fuse the hen besides. ii 2"yd '1i 2aiAnK
 ---Nothing does So So fool man as ex-, ex, treme passion. This doth make them, fools which otherwise are not, and show them to, be fools that are not lc auoilo9a
 "A correspondent writes, asking foro n "remedy for an apple-tree wofin.@ How can we, prescribe until we know what is the matter with the worm ? I,.,. ,,s.,a ..-'t Tell your mistress that I've torn the cnrtain," said a lodgerot to a female domestic. is ",Very well, ; sir; mistress will put it down in theibill as extra arent.s
 The real wants of nature are the measure of employments, as the foot is the measure of the shoe. We can call only the want of what is necessary poy-i, ertyo CT. aTsai na.--.a..s. .-a @a iL ,gEie
 ,-" The bright lexicon of youth; :" in which "there is no such word ae fail ''l does not seem to be very popular dic- tionary in the mercantile community just now yias.L AIlla,rI n3tW bail. paG
 "A generous nation is grateful ayenu for the preservation of it's rightsy and willingly extends the respect due to the ! office of good prince into m affection for his person. ., .,a.',,'-.,.., ' ., .s.,'5, When friends come to see yon unin- vited, dos your best to entertain them, but make no apology or comment; Ut } sounds to your guest like reproach for taking you unawaresJ ol1 '.'i . oyGa 9iais
 Love teaches cunning even to inno-si ceneel :, and, when lie gets, sseessioi hiss, hliss, first work is toI dig deep within a heart and there lie hid, and, like q tnisers ns nnls the dark, to feast alone: at! 1o ruI 9Ya Il.!-
 The triumphs of truth are the. most glorious, chiefly because they are theJ most bloodless of all victories 4 derlvings the1r highest lustre from the number Of the saved, not of the slain, ,sll ggi aiifyaf
 Says the Cincinnati BreaAtuSt 7aote,- Greek is the language for poetry, French | for love and Italian for hand organ melt pdy, but man with shirt-collar that don't fit is the same helpless being in all, Among the. "places of interest { mentioned in a hand book of New York; we find no banking houses. 1Andayet, they are the principal places f"silris.. Il :. terest "Y-some of them as high as F per, cent. olg9s.l H2i55 ,.lr.. g..I ia eguio
 Sleep, thou repose of all things;i sleep, thou. gentlest of the ldeities thou peace of the mind, from which care flies; who dost soothc tho hearts of men wearied with tho tolls of the day and refittest' them for labor. y@ ..,.. i A tramp called at Quilp's grocery saying, "Id like you to help me little" Why-2don't you help your;elf2' ~re-g turned Qnilp. "Thank ycu, \ will,@s said the tramp, as he took a bottle of pickles and two loaves of bread and dls- appeared. .l-......tu, raE5tsI. ..s.,u
 When man turns short corner in big hurry and makes the, discovery somewhat abruptly that another unfer- tunate is trying to do the same. thing in the opposite direction, he always blurts out something about, a qualified fool l-77fi ' and he don't mean the other man.. ;.g.et | A red-haired lady, who was ambis tious of literary distinction, found but q poor sale for her book. A gentlemana in speaking of her disappointment, said : '' Her hair is red. if her book is not.Ii An auditor, ip attempting to relate the joke elsewhere, said '" She has red hair,.5 if her book hasn't" -"-a.G .-VHa laEa
 -" Is your master at home?" inquired gentleman of the servant of the house at which he was calling. ss No, sir, '' re- piled the man, " When'w1ll he be back f''i asked the visitor. |" Can't say, sir" said the man; l" when he sends me down to say he's out, I can never be sure" z z < ,SS l,3
 An old washerwoman once would hang her clothes to dry on the rsihinqgs of church after repeated prohibitions from the church. -wardens, she at last came out with the following burst of eloquenee Tor bless ye, osir,l % ye wouldh't go and take the bread out of my mouth, would. ye ? csSidess sir, nishn- liness comes next to godliness, parson