Daily globe., 1878-03-30
GLOBELETS.
The Gear likes brandy and water.

The Czar likes brandy and water.
Gerald Massey, the poet was born in a mud
hut.
minute.
England has at last got her finger on the tris-
ger, but perhaps the gun is not loaded
Get your pants pockets double soled. The
capacity of the New Orleans mint is 81 ,O0O. 900
per month.
Now they ought to hang Mollie Mcguire her
self. She's the woman who is at the bottom of
| all the trouble.
Bessie Turner has gone on the stage. She
ought to be great Lady Macbeth, in the
sleep-walking scene.
MIR. Ross is going to lecture. Now if sIr.
Ross had been kidnapped-but no; perhaps this
is an unkind thought.
Fame suddenly nipped into the bud A lit
| tie Florida boy tanned an alligator; and then
| the alligator tanned the boy
Mrs. President is travelling about Ohio in the
| private car of General Manager Chapman
Rutherford ought to call her home.
The benighted Africans who dwell along the
borders of Lake Ngami are to enjoy the benefits
i >-1A>N oANSSAAASoS AAAASo1oidIS
| Old Hannibal Hamlin dislikes the
friskiness of Jim Blaine, and thinks that SEN
atorial dignity, of the Hamlin sort, should be
invoked to learn him manners.
The lady citizens of Milton, Iowa, recently
| tarred and feathered wayward girl, and they
have notified young that he must either
| sign the pledge or leave the county.
In Japan man may procure divorce from
his wife on the ground that she talks too much,
and the amount of domestic bliss that there is
| in that country surpasses the widest flights of
! imagination.
! Speaker Samuel j. Randall goes to Presby-
terian church in Washington. His wife and
daughters are members. His father was for
many years an elder in prominent church In
Philadelphia
At Washington, Pa, the Episcopal minister
borrowed Baptist kaptistery. and immersed
three new converts. Baptism by immersion is
specially provided for by the rubrics of the
| Episcopal church.
Thad Stevens once said that the reason whv
| the managers Of the impeachment trial drew
| up thirteen articles was ''to hold John Sher
man. for if there had not been an odd number
| he would have straddled
| The subscription list published by the Paris
OnirerS for what it calls ''the gift of the ioy-
| GUS accession of his holiness Leo KILL" al
ready amounts to nearly $4,000 francs. Tho
| gift is to take the form of tiara
Pope Plus TX. had theory of his own about
| the creeds and religious art Of differnt coun
| tries. People in raw and gloomy climates"
he said, live in fear of the devil. but inhabi-
of God
If anything would justify cruelty such as
practiced by the brute Belts, of the insane asy-
lum at ST. Peter, it would be pun of the fol-
lowing order, credited to the Detroit Ie!eqyaph:
THE war opened with spirit, but is closing
with mild sort of porte whine"
| knowing ones assert that if Secretary Schurz
had appointed Tim Howe's man pension agent,
the Senator recent speech against him would
not have been delivered. Strange as it may ap-
pear, in Wisconsin, where Tim is best known,
this reflection is given credence to-
The Chicago Times is moved to remark: THE
President seems to think that Howe hasn't hurt
the chances of Ohio's favorite son for re-elec-
ton. He hasn't. The man doesn't live that
could harm Hayes chances for reelection. Or
help them. The chance doesn't exist.
The Frankfort, KY, Yeona1a says: In an
autograph letter in our possession, written by
John Randolph, of Roanoke, in 1927, he as
cribes to Wesley the following: Those who
love you for your political services love you
less than your dinner, and those who hate you
| hate you worse than the devil"
William Marshall, boy sixteen years old,
| picka6 n old shell fba Ant b.k
field last week, and took it to his home The
next morning he fired the end of stick and
thrust it into the shell. There was a prompt
| explosion, and he has one hand and one eye less
| than before he began his investigation.
A. G. Botkin, the newly appointed United
Ststes marshal for Montana, left Chicago for
Helena Wednesday evening last to assume the
duties of his office and absorb its emolumeats.
Many of Mr.. Botkin's friends think a good
newspaper man will be spoiled by the appoint
ment for only mediocre office-holder at the
| best.
! The Chicago Inter Ocean finds comfort in the
fact that '.if Mrs. OLeary's cow kicked tho
bucket that broke the lamp that made the blaze
that burned the city, the legs of Mr.. OLeary
have done the walking that beat the British and
won their money"-and Chicago likes the legs
of O'Leary better than the legs of the OLeary
COW. So life has its com pensations, even in
| legs.
| The Chicago Times mourns one without
hope, and all for Muley. 1t says: "Muley
Hassan is dead. 1t seems but yesterday that
we sat down to small bottle with him, and
| remarked that he was in the very glow of
| health. Death, oh death! how swift and mys-
terious are thy comings; how ruthlessly dost
| thou rob of those to whom our hearts cling
| closest"
1t always pays to be polite. AS the steam
boat Magenta was descending the Hudson river
last week, being crowded with passengers, an
old gentleman was unable to find a seat A
young man noticing this gave the old gentle
man his chair and went forward Two minutes
afterward the boiler blew up and the old gen
tleman was killed, while the man who had
given up his seat escaped unhurt.
DR.. Cuyler said he preferred the golden words
of love to any solid silver testimonial his
people might give him. Yet he very gracefully
accepted the handsome donation of 1000 of
the 92-cent dollars, and jocosely remarked
that he would take back all he had said against
the silver bill. Golden words ofl ove'' are ex-
ceedingly nice, yet even the new dollars will 90
further than they in the purchase of beefsteak.
| telegram of the 9th from Andover, Mass.
says: Mrs. Phebe Atkinson, the 7S-year-old
pauper who. it is alleged, murdered Miss Annie
jones' her lunatic sister, 76 years old, and then
made her escape, was arrested to-day by State
Detectives Carleton and Philbrook 1t seems
| ha ind ,l,o