Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-03-22
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name for the baby. cincinnati hit
qainr.
Why Il II balky horse like the capita
of Turkey Because he ii constant in
no pull, Il'orceacy Prss.
The George Washington sociablc, Of
men WHO could not tell lies, was allan
doncd. The only guests who came
were Two insurance agents Rome Scli-
HUi.
re was aged n and was III the wood
shed with his father The words nc
uttered were substantially; Darn
the Returning Board"
Thousands Of dcIudcd and suffering
housekccpcrI ~ America will hc pleased
to learn that the inventor Of the bed
lounge was torn to pieces in a shlmglc
mill AT Buy City. B"rijngton HomhcW.
Sitting Ball has written 10 President
Hayes saying that hc Will come III and
surrender himself if the government
will agree 70 try him by y C'alcsblrg
jury. Hmhcm.
When ngirl gets nadnnd rises from
10 fellows knee, say5an exchange, 'hnt
that's what they call Il relapse
II Is when i man IL carrying.a pound
Of honey ou one arm and u bug Of eggs
ON the other. and leading i bulldog by
Il string, and attempts 10 brush II ny or
his ear, that he feels no man can be-
expert in MI things,
Boys, don't leave tbc farm. Nj.
boys; Just take the farm right along
with you when yon 20 anywhere. You
will find il handy if you fail to get II
situation III the city, US you probably
will Cincinnati Sa'0nAW Ngh
A Dnnbury man wants to knowif in
case Gambia should bc annexed 60 the
United States, Washington would be
Cnnnda's stcplalhcr. W. arc afraid
Stanley Matthews would have 10 he
consulted about that huibWR NfWs.
"A distressed mother writes To u news
paper for advice, which she gets thusy:
"Thc only way 10 cure your son OF stay
ing ont late o'nights T. To break hls
legs.
4 sweet, buc-cvcd Nevada bride, clad
ia gos4amrr tlIlc, remarked, as the
clcrgynlanjoiued her hand with that Of
her lover "l'll he gol dampd if don't
believe that plnstcr's striking through
tho back Of my drcss.
a sis ycal-old who was found putting
himself outside various good things ut
rapid lutc inst after complaining Of IN
ward gripping, explained 70 his woEdc-
,ng parent lhat lie didn't mean to
leave any room for chat stomach.ache =
LfdrprS BdedU says, :" Use black vol
vet with your pearl colorcd silk !
Wen do it. Wen have to borrow the
black velvet and gct trusted for the
pcnrl colorcd silk, and we won't know
how in thunder TO Use them when we
rct them, Int well Keep up the style II
we have to bankrupt onr creditors.
RuRdio ErPr@S.
lii Connecticut distrrtschu \ Few
days since little hey SIX years odd WAS
reproved hy the teacher. lie WAS told
foreman aliersehool when the teacher
trying 70 impress upon hiS mind the
sinrulness of nollolling thetruth, asked
Sunday school whore bad boys went
who told falschoods. Choking with
aohs, he said; :" Yes, marin, il is il
place where there il Il fire, but | have
forgotten the name Of the town
A sud ease Of dcstitution IS reported
III the Fourth Ward \ young NAM
one of the brightest pupils IN tho Bur
liugton High School WAS very anxious
to 90 te college. He had packed hi>
trunk, bought his books. and WAS III
ready to start for New England, when
his father, with tears IN his eyes, con
Tossed No MAS too poor IA huythe Young
student n revolver, and lac bad ~ stay
home, and give up hls bright dreams q
learning. The distracted family IN,
hcarthrokcn with grief aud disappoiut
mrnt darlington HdHkm
The Key. Dr. McCush &c Princeton
College tells story 1T il negro wh,
prayed earnestly that hc aud hls color
~ brethren might he preserved from
their "upsettIng sius, llrnddcr,
said one If his friends M tive clos,
ui the meeting, you amt got d. hams
~ aat III word lt's hcsVttin', moi ,lp
sottin Bruador, replied tlie other
il dat's 50 lis So. But ! WAS prayn
ID l.nrd to sahe III from thesin III 'toNi
cation, and et dat amt I'LL up>etin ,il
dunno What am Princeton Rtaer
I'm POOR pasha family 4 tho chic
sufferer IN the war poor Suleima
gone NOW tied IN i sick md browne
like cat.