Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-12-12
Mans Be. 'ter-H0}f.

Mans Be iter-HaT.
The latest song is. Willy does sister k,cc
so tight wien mamma says she mush't!
Virgins F. Townsend has a new novel
in press. entitled. ~ Woman's Word, and
What Came of IT,
Women cannot live without certain COM
forts. such as canaries, men. cats, strong
tea and closets.
A miss is rs good as mile. but there il
many miss only waiting to be asked in
order to show that u miss is good for y
league. ~
4 great curiosity-The woman who cati
drive nail without hitting her ergef nin0
times out of possible ten. '7sf
There's one thing the latlies can't do in
the modern style Of dress. They can't
laugh in their sleeves-that's certain.
This is good. Now let the old gentle
man evermore abstain from his fulsoma
eulogies of the lost cause.' There can ba
no real differentiation"
A lady chemistry student. hearing sail1
or spoken Of as an ''old SALT" afferward
alluded to him Us "a venerable sodium
chloride"
A business woman says there would be
thousands more tramps than now il it wero
not for the noble seli-sacriticc OF the fair
sex in marrying and supporting them.
DAN Rice says ne can get along with .
cross wife. aut-tinding mOther-in-law.
or howling dog. better than with the old
lady from the country who tries to pass
her husband in as 'uisder twelve years OF
age"
Mr.. Tilden is lonely old mon. No gen.
tie creature will ever PRESS his unrivaled
cheek to her own and say in accents Of at
faction that he is her dear old popsy-w0p-
~. Let us go slow on Mr.. Tilden.-BmfaIo
Express.
A new American industry for women II
the manufacture of lace with the aid Of tho
sewing machine Macrane lace is fast
gaining favor and is taking prominent
pla7e among laces.
II go for all sharing the privileges Of
government who assist in bea ing its bur-
t!ens. not excluding women.
Lincoln.
A notice in Western paper, OF a steam
boat explosion. ends as follows: '''rhs
captain swan ashore. So did the chamber
maid; she was insured for $4,000, and
loaded with iron"
"A country damsel, describing her frs.
kiss. told her female friend that she never
knew how it happened, but the last thing
she remembered was sensation OF fight
| ing for her breath in hot-hOuse full OF
v;olets. with ventilation checked by blush
roses and tulips. ,,, m a,.9
s.Oh. yes, they have ribs enough She
replied ms she laid down corset. "but they
slan.t- -Eei like 4 mans arm, and You done
authority we have for the truth OF the
above is the Detroit Free Press.
Miss Cameron. the eldest daughter OF
Senator Don Cameron, young lady OF
twenty-one years, is described rs remark
able business manager. She personally AZ
tends to all the financial details Of a farm
which she owns, and has Gone SO for SOW
eral years.
Do our lady readers know that cofsets
were first invented by hard-hearte+a
butcher as a punishment for his wife? Ile
thought the article would partially deprive
her Of breath and prevent her tattiing.
Annie.-"Can you ten rae, ma. why the
perfume on the handkerchief of my dear
Augustus is like ME shooting an arrow ~
a targpt?' Ma.-"No. my dear. don't
see the similarity; why is it?' Annie
"Becauseit' aro, ma, scent from my beau.
Ma f;.ipts.
1t was under the stars, al the front gate: !:
May kiss you?" he murfnrred in her
ear. Her color came and went, her heart
beat faster than Rarus tro's; she fooked
down to blush, and she looked up to sigh
with smile on her lip and tear in her
eye. and then shyly replied: ''PropositioR
accepted if done only once"
..Do you make any reduction TO rnits'
istery'' said a young lady in Richmond The
.ther week to q salesman. "Always. Are
YOU a minister's wife p ''Oh, no. l am
not married. said the lady. bhshing.
: Daughter. then?, s.No" The trades
man looked puzzled. Il am engaged to II
theological STUDENT" said she. The reduo-
ton was made.
Dobbs pleasantly sat down at breakfast
the other morning. and his loving vito
said: Darling. does your head ache p
He replied with sufficient dignity. No: !:
why should you ask:' And she said back:
..Well. dear. YOU came in at o'elock this
morning. and as you couldn't bang your
hat on the rack, you pat the rack down on
: the floor. and said you'd hang every hat in
the house on it; and ] thought your head
might ache
An old lady Of our acquaintance has been
reading Darwin with startling results. She
studied his chapter on ''The Survival OF
the Fi,tcst." and then said she didn't know
how II might be in Englan,i. but in Anias-
ic.. she had always noticed that those who
had fits died young. However" shc
ad,led paihctically. perhaps MIR. Darwia
is afflicted that way hisnself, and, poor
nan. IT'S natural enough to koh up his
IA own end"
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