Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-08-22
Mans Better-Hulf.


Ms. Tillon has been offered one hun.
dred dollars night to lecture.
Miss Battey, a member of Tie staff of the
New York Sun, ID said to receive salary
Of S2,'Hea a year.
young lady friend of ours. named
Mary, has no objection to having her name
spelt with two rs.
"A Troy young lady has just recovered
usually ask about the quality OF the whisky
taken before the cloves.
Speaking of bathing" says Mrs. Part
ington, ''some can bathe with perfect in
purity in water us cold as Greenland's icy
mountains and India's coral strands; but.
for my part, prefer to have the water a
little ;orpid.'
1t is an Old and true saying that man
should not marry unless he can support a
wife. and, from some examples that we
have seen, we are beginning to doubt
seriously whether a woman can prudently
marry if she can't support husband.
Wishing to pay his friend Il compliment,
L gentleman remarked: Il hear you Lave
very Industrious Wife, YES" replied
his friend, with a melancholy smile, She
is never idle-she's always finding somc-
thing for me to do
Snodgrass says there is marked differ
ence between birds and women. AS an
Illustration of this. he cites the fact that Il
bit of oflooking-glass on Il fruit tree will
frighten away every bird that approaches
it, while tie same article would attract
more fair ones than Il load of cherries.
Bret Harte says that he does not know
What folly he was saved by hearing pretty
Girl, Mil6m lie had met in the streets sey-
eral times. say to another girl: We'll, l
told him if he didn't like it he might lump
it, and lie just walked OFT On his left car,
you bet"
4 couple Of young men were out fishing
the other day, and Oh returning were going
past Il farm house, and felt hungry: They
yelled to the farmers daughters: Girls
have YOU any buttermilk?" The reply was
gently waited back to their cars: Yes
but we keep it for our own calves The
boys calculated they had business away
and went.
The day is not far distant, murmurs tho
Elk Post, when the housewife will glance
into the wood-shcd, and. finding that th'
husband has gone off without splitting th'
daily allowance of fuel will take down TIN
monograph, howl INTO it a volume o
epithets that will register $50 pounds pres
and then call out 10 her Doy: ''IItft, o0fH
90 down town and grind that out to you
law old father; and see that you turn th
crank lively, too.
A woman put herself in the hands OF
Boston dentist to have her teeth reorgan
lied. lie found them in very bad pligil
and asked her why she had allowed theI
to become so decayed without coming t
him o. some other dentist. She replle
that she had not had time. But" he il
sisted, lit would not have taken long, an
YOU could have come in almost any time.
: She saw that he was bent on an explain;
; ton. and she fired this at him like canno
ball: '.Well. guess it,you had had bab
I every year for the last ten years, yo
would think it was about enough to ten
l to-" He acknowledged he would.
{ A celebrated actress, carrying a brool
: in her hands, was Singing, for the fir
time in an English theatre, the song calle
BUY Broom" When she came to II
= words, ITO brush away insects that som
" times annoy you, you will find them qui
. handy to use night and day" she wake
II to the edge of the stage, on which we
+ seated several boys, who had taken L
ii positions to the annoyance of the actres
4 and also to the audience, and she vigorou
4 ly and ruthlessly swept the intruders III
the pit. The laughter and applause tn
II greeted the lady were tremendous, and
II was some time before she could go on wi
IL the remainder of the song. She fair
u brought down the house.