The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-06-09

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was the reply: .and now l hopo you will pay that
| lille bill ysu owe me-" "No," he answered, ''re-
/ hgon is religion ana business business" II that
mans business should have smallpox ms religion
wouldn't catch It
Some one says and truly that there Is great deal
| OF religion in the world which may not be insptiy
styled ..ightuing bug religion" IL is bright wniie
| II lasts. but cold, and soon out
II isa quaint old proverb, and applicable at all
times that IA great many pairs OF shoes are worn Out
! before man does all ne says"
| How sadly true IL 10 that you never forgive the
man TO whom you nave done an injury. !. Is aoso-
lu,ey necessary find guilt him in order TO ind
] an excuse for yourself
To try 10 care the heartache OF another Is apt TO
| cure your headache. II may be paradoxicai ous
Il is nevertheless true that tho best givers arc the
| largest receivers
| The mind OF childhood takes hold OF problems IN
! very queer way sometimes, and its outlook on the
/ world is very curious aud interesting. After Tho
! three-day rain Of a week or two since promising
| Tour yearoid who had been deprived OF her accus-
toned romps on the Sidewalk grew Impatient and
/ SAID -"Moher think the LORD ust have got teie-
gram and left the weather to take care oil ITSELF
wish he I'd back, for Pm getting awful tired OF
| this sort OF thing"
People 20 To church from all sorts Of motives, but
are seldom wi ling 10 confess what they are. rhat
the naural desire TO see aud be seen occupies pFom
| uent position in the mind OF The ordinary North
| American churchgoer may oe fact but one to De
whispered only under the Few have the ndiceM
OF the good woman who told her minister that she
didn't miss his beautiful sermons nall much Que
might su oppose, because servant SAL al The win
| dow every Sunday morning and told her just who
were going TO church, and whether they nad any
| tb .ng new on or Iot
Its a curious nabit Of human nature 10 look at
man through the transparent medium Of collar bill.
l. rich rude II is regarded as quaint ana
au1habe eccentrcity but II poor man does or says
IN. same III ing he Is boor. and are Disguised be-
youd measure. We are ready to fnd any excuse Tor
an act that money Dennd II, and equally ready
10 and fault with any that backed W poverty.
This gold colored pigment which envious eyes secree
is not the peculiarly OF GLASS; but the characteristic
| OF ALL From the sexton VINO shoves bundle OF hu-
rags into the back pew auu shows silk and vevet
TO the seat, to the clergyman who smoothss the
rough edges OF lite for wealth, all men don tner hats
TO pocKeibook. This pleasant hecon for The
| few but TO the rest OF us II comes little hard.
/ Language Is very clumsy vehicle Of thought, and
| the mistakes which innocently made are some
| times aughabie enough ale struck you with i'm
! puuity did lie 2" asked lawyer OF his client, who
| was seeking divorce. She looked at him with the
mild, large eye Of lamb and replied, mo. sir; he
bit me wild his inst /" newspaper which is not often
caught mapping, said conceIn ming man who mad been
| passing through an unpeasantness, that he was
twice In region OF the lungs and once in the
| barber snop.'
The kindergarten method oil developing the youth
ful mind Is sometimes attended with disastrous re-
suits II Is very ENCOURAGING to child TO be shown
beautiful object, doll. top. or picture, taught
TO spell then presented with It. IL this Kind Of
instruction could be pursued after life, and men
| could have corner lots and receipts IN Jul
| Tor sundries, the whole world would % turned
| into spclbound spelling bee. However, VIC must
pass all that BY with sigh Of regret that things are
thuswse ana turn 10 our iliustra.
ton Of object teaching minister was telling his
| sunday school all about Samson and hts exploits.
..Wnh what remarkable weapon did Samson Stay hts
| enemiss?" he asked. No knew. In order 70
Coz oh the school little he tapped his jaw and said,
| s.cniidren, what is ihisf' II was enough. Torpid
memories were quickencd ana the victory
dear little boy, VINO. he keeps the promise OF his
/ childhood, Will some day be candidate for oi1ce,
cried out, al know-I know, SIR" Elated at the
of hts plan the minister turned 10 him and said,
| sWel, my little man. stand up and tell the whole
school what 1871 He with great dignity AND re-
| phed, 'It's the jawbone Of an ass, ~
TINS Is doggere. but the sentiment and the words
bosh good. According TO our observation Iio Is
| pretty nearly what you make II, and eyes are apt
grumblc or Joy exists IN the mind behind them II
is fretiul everything frsss him, but II one Is
| happy in disposition things go moro smoothly
There may be burning deserts
l Through which feet must 20,
But there are green cases
/ where pleasant palm trees grow.
And II we may not follow
| The paths our hearts would plan.
Let us make all around US
1 AS happy as We eau
II Is said TO DO a physiological peculiarly that
brilliant and impulsivc people have black eyes We
may add amendment TO this by ing that they
very apt to get them # nature bestowed
| them. A brilliant and impulsivc man can scarcely
exercise his characteristics for any length OF time
without attaining this consummation. The cool blood
or the blonde complexion avoids those remarks which
act on the automatic nerves OF the right or the
| listener while the impulsve creature says what he
| pieases and sustains results
Darwin's apo is received into the human family
as an honored ancestor, but under protest. and as
stern necessity. When he knocks the door for ad
/ mission he is received with warmer welcome than
that which advent OF poor gen.
orally. Dr. Burgon has been lecturing in OXFORD, ana
expresses perfect Willingness allow scientific men
To ind their forcfathers In tho geological gardens II
/ tnoy will permit him find his In the old-iashi oned
paradise. Until the matter Is moro dodn tey settled
1 Il would DO better to lot every climD his own
genealogical tree. Charity demands that II a
found his father his rights In the family estate shall
1 not be disputed
| How easy il is give good recommendation 10 .
servant OF whom you to get rid. Il is done,
suppose, on general principle that the man who
/ mas been dishonest with may BIO converted before
he gets a situation, aud Il would not DO right
prejudice his interests. A. any rate there Is hardly
man Of place who can't prove by written
ments that former employers discharged him with
bleeding heart, and tine only wonder Is that they
| could part with who, according to their own
words, grow weary In well doing One would na,ur.
ally thux that most unemployed servants have been
sen; OF vacation 10 recover the energy
which they have lost by overanxious work tho
poyer's behalf A negro. discharged tor dishonesty,
read tho cnecriu testimonial Of PTS master and then