Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-06-09
miscellaneous 7te77a6.

Information OF the BRAIN
The latest style of kids Is the twenty
seven button gloves, which ale jolnet
back of the ears and serve to keep tn
hair from tickling the neck.
Oil of eucalyptus is said to be an ex
cellent local anasthetic. A drop place.
on cotton or wool and inserted IN lht
cavity will relieve the toothache.
"Beg pardon for stepping on you
train.' said a fop at a ball; then addeo
"you ought to have had a cow-catcher OF OF
it," land 1 would have caught calt'
said the lady.
A Scottish clergyman quoted text o.
Scripture in his prayer, and added. fol
the instruction of his audience: "For that
O Lord, is the correct translation OF tho
passage"
Octave Feui!let says: providence has
so ordained it that only two women have
true interest in the happiness of man
his own n other, and the mother OF his
children. Besides those two Legitimate
kinds of love, there is nothing between
the two creatures except VAIN excltement
painful and idle delusion."
When Eugene Hale married Mis-:
Chandler, Papa Zach. Chandler gave
him 100000 for wedding present; arc
at the advent of every grandchild, a check
for $4,000 is forthcoming, to be PLACED
to the credit OF the child as nucleus OF
it's future fortune. Babies are never un
welcome in that household.
A young and somewhat dull tyro al
the bar pleading before him commenced
my lord, my unfortunate client"--ther
stopped, hemmed, hawed, hesitaled
Again he began: my lord, my unfortu
nate client"--another stop, more hemmine
and confusion. pray go on, sir" sale
the Chief Baron. So far the Court is
with you"
1t may be all right for border to tal
in love with his landlady, and she, if un
married or widow, violates no law II
returning his passion, but it is totally op
posed to all sentiments and proper appe
tite to send him lock of her hair through
the medium of the butter or the hash
served up for breakfast. philadelphia
Post.
A little boy in Sioux City Sunday
school put poser to his teacher. The
lady was telling her class how God pun
ished the Egyptians by causing the frs
in each household TO be slain. The little
boy listened attentively, and at the prope
interval mildly inquired:
What would God have done i
there had been twins2"
Gail Hamilton's latest epitome of Mas
sachusetts: "That lovely, beloved, bu
exasperating old State, SO rich and pros
porous and powerful that can shed he
reformers ike water from ducks back
and sail along steadfast and stately under
shower-bath of selfconceit and wrong
headedness that would sink forty tathoms
deep u weaker commonwealth"
One of the most remarkable things in
human nature, however, is this willing
ness OF woman to sacrifice a girls life fol
the chance of saving the morals of {
scapegracc man. II pious mothe,
can only marry her son Beelzebul
to some "good, religious girl" the
chance Of his reformation is greatly
increased. The girl is neither here mol
there, when one considers the necessity
for saving dear Observation-Disclosures Fig.
gleeton. .,
A few days ago petition was filed in
q Texas court, III which the plaintiff was
an old Mexican woman. The Court, as
usual, wanted security for cost.
Said the lawyer, .'She is not required
to give cost-bond She is pauper, anG
will make an affidavit to that etfect.''
Why, she used to own real estate.
observed the clerk.
81 know she has got nothing now,
retsrted the lawyer.
Have you collected your fee in
advance2"
You bet did"
It's all right, then; am satisfied she
is pauper now," sight the clerk.
A horrible case of wholesale POISONING
recently occurred in Russell County, Va
Mrs. Martha Micalitor keeps dairy estab
ishment al Elk Garden and had been mucl
annoyed by thieves stealing butter. Tt
stop it, she put strychnine in all the roll:
of q certain frkin, placed it in a con.
venient place and the thieves took it
Instead Of thieves eating the butter, as
Mrs. .Micalitor believed they would, they
sold it and it went broadcast through
the county. Mr.. jackson, a prominent
planter, purchased some Of it and il
was at once placed on the SUPPER table
and was partaken of by all present, -four
of whom-Andrew, Joseph and james
Jackson, brothers, and Miss Alice Gate
wood-died in few hours Three other:
were taken dangerously ill, but were
alive at latest accounts.
"WOman can make man better, but she
has no special power over brutes; hence
she must first destroy whatever brutalizes
her companion, or she can have over hin
little influence for good. Intoxicating
liquors are, in all countries, her deadlies
foe. destroying her home anu loved ones
and the susceptibilities of the race of i'm
provement. The present activity of wome1
in the temperance reform is, withou
exception, the most hopeful! sign OF tn.
times: But J. wish they appreciated more
than is yet apperent the necessity Of pre-
se1osng the fruits Of their labors. For, say
what you will, temperance reforms hav.
been spasmodic. Reformed men arouse
community and, for awhile, it is {
cauldron of repentance and reform. So far
so good. But, during that time the liquo
seller retires to his den and shuts the doc
only waiting till the excitement suh