Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1878, 1878-06-14
Notes and News.
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DeMoincs. Iowa, has colored lawyer sF.3
Congress has agreed to adjourn on the 18th inst
New York City has 1895 retail liquor saloon
A lawful" occasion--the recent dental con
gross. ~ r4,s
Wudc Hampton lie not in favor Of Pottcr's inves-
tigation.
The repeal of the bankrupt law goes into effect
Sept. 1st.
The senate has refused to restore the frankng
privilege. u
The gardeners to pottcr's committee lettuce
Oranges arc selling in Talchassc, Fla, at S1.50
per hundred
When does hen become rooster: When the
sun goes down. -e- -s
4 silver mine has bccn discovered in Maine said
The Missouri is rapidly chawing away ut the
lcvce at Sioux City. +5t
Eighteen families in New York City worth
together S2lO,UO.OOO
The brewers convention of the u. 8 met In Bal
tMOre the last week. ~ II .E. rf5F Fsf II E Es q
Green apples are very unfair fruit, they strike
q fellow below the belt.
The larger part of the city of London is the
property of about a dozen owners. s
Tildcns is the unseen hand that's m owing the
puppets in the Potter investigation.
grammar student wants to know II the past
tense of stavc factory is stove factory. ~
Ifa man should run from a COW would 1t be
proof position that he was coward!
Over II 900 applications for pensions for Scr
vices in the war Of 1872 have been filed.
TO keep @ Ir!s lips from fnn chaIpiniionons Ir in. OF
Southern Minnesota is organizing to receive
horsc-thcvcs with appropriate elevation -,
The latest atrocity Of the punsters is turning
Mr. Isaac Rcam. OF Buffalo. into ice cream.
The national Republican committee have COM
mcnccd publishing aMcckly campaign sheet. .
told her I'd never smoke another cigar, and
won't pipeis plenty good enough for me.
AWyomins woman won ten dollars by. eating
twenty pigs feet. This indeed a pigs feat.
The woman who makeh good pudding in ST.
lcnce is better than she who naketh u tart-reply.
1t is better to learn to conquer yolr own will
than to strive to obtain the mastery Of that ofoth.
crs.
Hon. Hugh Campbell has been subpmned to ap-
pear bcfoic the Potter committcce in Washing
ton. -
An attempt is being made in London to intro
ducc horsc-iesh into the markets rs common
The new granite monument in Chicago erected
TO the memory Of Douglas will be nincty-ivc feet
The hysenic garments Introduced b. = strong
minded woman being adopted by women Of
fashion.
The President has granted two hundred and for
ty.ivc pardOns durin. the first year of his admin
istratiOn. l-r'.-.r
The bill for the reduction Of the army passed
the housc but the senate will put its great big
''fIt' on 1t.
Last week colored man, for the first time in
the history of New York, took u scat in jury box
In that CITY, .'' .at ..
There are at present in Paris alone three cx-
queens of Spain-lsabcllu, Christina and the wife
OF Don Carlos.
All the powers concerned have accepted Ger
mnny'r invitation to the peace congress ut Berlin
On the 18th inst.
The hymn sung at Mr-. Stewards Woman's Ho-
tel: Il want inan- want mani want
Inan-siOn In the Skies"
\ sixteen year old girl stole horse from Quin-
cy. H.. and rode it to kcokuk, Iowa, with moth
ing but u blanket for II saddle.
Scisntihc men assert that the angle worm
doesn't suffer any OIL the hook he simply sqlirms
because he feels sortcr uneasy.
There is something stirring abou martial mu-
sic. OF course. and there's most always somc-
thing stirring about pot OF mush
Can love die: enquiries Mary L. Ncaly in re-
Gently published poem. No II cannot although II
is certainly subject to long adjourhmcnts.
mean business snid burglar who entered
Mr. PaitcrsOn's house at Sterling. Ill. SO do
said Nj. +. and shot him through the head.
4 woman in Houston. Texas, tried to commit
suicide by knocking hole in window and saw
ing her throat across the ragged edges Of the
gi"-s
A man too good to be criticised recently sucOa
newspaper for libel for S7iOl and recovered it all
but scvcnty-four hundred dollars and costs OF the
suit.
When Shakespeare built that conundrum: Tell
where is fancy brcd:' he little dreamed that
it would be found at JOHN fcycn's Bismarck Ba-
kerry.
If you hate man aud are afraid to shoot him
and he won't let you lick him, elect him presi-
dent. lie may be elected and then won't he get
Three children recently arrived at Bloomcr.
Chippcway county. Wisconsin, having travelled
alone from Texas. The eldest child being under
Sycars old
4 devoted husband says that the phonograph is
simply II machine that talks back and lie has
had ono of tha, kind in his house ever since he
was married.
Happy Cal Wagner, the somewhat famous dark
cy m: ttrcl, s,ruc< 1t big Chat is-bud lucky ut
Montreal recently and lit out leaving his company
in the lurch
Gath snys Il would interview Apollo If I
could hold him by the tnr long enough With
Gath ciinsng, to his hair wouldn't Apollo have
sweet pair OF Tyres |
Stanley, the explorer, has made an ass OF him
scfn London and our Stnncy-Mathcws has
made mule of himself by rcttlsinsto 80 before
POttcrs committee.
A suntlay-scnool hoy in Maysville, KY, was
asked by tie superintendent if his father was
Christian. Yes SIR. ho replied, but he is not |
working at 1t much. ---
health of MassachuG-ctts, by DR.. \. H. johnson,
2;SD deaths nave occurred from scarlet fever III
that state i'll the last ~ years.
Oh! crazy Europe. why dost thou yearn for a |
congress in thy lovely bowers. Alack! II thou
wilt promise not to send 1t back with heartfelt |
pleasure We will lend thee ours.
Madame Pappcnhcim spread her sails and |
scoolcd out for Europe to avoid her creditors: She |
owed large sums to nearly every member OF her |
troupe. Good bye. but don't come back. fN'-...
said nays Eo% e':! So o'1 my s" W we 20
and mention my name to the keeper and he'll
take you around and show you everything
/, is rumored that Ben Butler is after President
Hayes through the McVcigh commission, claim
in. corrupt use OF government funds IN settling
the NicholsPackard deadlock in Louisiana.
Scnor B;lacte, the noted slave dealer Of Cuba,
has just died, worth Sl5,00oO); the result of
slave piracy. He is reported to have landed over
lUO.0N slaves on the shores Of Cuba during his
life.
Thc carly tram the river rosd discovered the
bodies of two boys on the track a few miles north
Nivn fNsy nrfNll nj Jv vfrin fn un IN
st. Paul on the night freight and it proved their
last ride. "ie '~
A lady who has just returned from visit to
Washington. says Of Senator Conklins that he
looks like man wEO felt that if there were no
looking glasses i'll the kingdom Of heaven he
would not wish to go there.
Confessions seem to do Mrs. Titons soul so
much good and she is 20 terribly wicked, we cx-
peet to hear that she has confessed to all the cleo
tion frauds in LOuisi und numerous adulter-
les with the Democratic party. -
The Central City Telegraph Herald of the 4th
inst says that Prinslc i Co.'S. mill on a SIX and
one half days Palmetto American ore
cleaned up seventeen and one half pounds of gold.
The mill mas only ten stamps.
The little girl was quite right who listened to a
minister who roarcd like nightingale in pray
ing. aud then said: .Mothcr, don't You think that
iftnht man lived little n:arcr to God he wouldn't
have to talk so loud:''-Nev York Herald.
a Kansas school ma am has Introduced new
feature in her school. When one of the girls
misses word, the boy WAC spells it gets pcrlns
sion t" KISS ner As rssn t the grs are
ing.
The Minnesota State University commenced
its fifth annual commencement exercises the
9th inst. TIE graduating class numbered sixteen
who acquitted themselves with credit. President
Folwcil and all concerned deserve congratula-
tions. - 80 81 ~
The Republican State convention of Indiana,
endorsed President Hayes and declared that the
cry OF fraud was simply rllse to draw the atten-
tion OF the country away from their organized sys
TEN of intimidation inauguratcd throughout the
South by the Democratic party.
q James L. Anderson, the witness most relied
I.an.l To- pntfn ul11iff To