The Centre reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, 1878-04-04

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A common wice--Advinm.
The Agu uf 1geterB-puui mMu
Areen grocer--0 One who trusts.
Two watches ara woEn NY thu uhinaHe
Com hHnd. runisry. Id0l hands
ChEnamuu. m
The sultan hm@ gone mmd, mmd treated
him oourtierB tn MOST inwnlamn uamMnar'
There ar@ a, ,ODO barber ahppa I'M New
York and 7, 500 BARRIERS.
There are some 1000 geld nnd silver
mines In actual working condition in
MEXICO,
sevonty-Avo dogs afflicted wiAh hydro
phohia have been killed in one oounfy
I'm Georgia.
| A little boy viii never willingly re-
linquiah any OF hia cahea emnapt hsS
apmnk'achesl M
The mildest way to express ~ iA to dn
scribe o tipsy man na The victim of mta-
placed benEine-
I A 1O0-pounA bear cas- hug new pork
barrel 10 epIinteFa. wiaiali takes press
are of |, 900 pounds.
A Buffalc sparrow recently carried CIV
a whole lamp-wiek In hiB bemkp and The
Ind 10 beak4wick about IL.
Many poor families keep W goat. IL
they are denied the luxury nf BREAD
they always have their butter.
One Of the aAddest incidentb oi Che
recent German royal marriage was thh
Prince OF Meckianburg 6chwarin.
I'm Prussia males ave not permitted No
marry under twenty-five year@ of &ges
nor women under twenty-five years.
A curt Chinese aphorinm suggests that
one DAYS work wma worth three to him
who does everything nj the proper time.
"what In wis3omf" asked teacher
al A class on small Riria. A briFht-eyed
little creature arose and answered ''In-
formation of the brain.
The French artillery having discarded
bronze ordnance for steel hreeeh-l0ad-
ezra. FnRland IL the Last country left
which clingB 10 the bronze n1uxEle-i0ad.
erH.
James Freeman Clarke has taken the
trouble 10 write book ab0ut " How 10
Find the Stars. Don't wait t0 read it--
step on an orange peeL--hrcaifast
Tube.
Nilsson askH siH hundred dollars N
might To hing i'm Paris during the expnsi-
ton. and the manager of the Grand
OperA House In mot eager to sign tho
contract. L af ~
The seesHleAs orange on Brazil il the
bast Inn the w1rAd. Et cannot - shipped
or account of the thinDees nf ita skin,
and win mot grow anyNhera in the
United states.
The position "a The Emeiiah women
engaged IN hubHHM tU teach. aayga q writer
in Che Pail Mail Gasefte, iH one of com
fort and dignity. They ARE handsomely
paid and eourteonely tFeated-
- Nal did you know corn could
walk 7" "Goi my b0y--I never heard
such q thing" = You didn't Well,
corn stalks" a'Surse, give Johnny
some ipecac. and put him 10 bed. "
During A cold no one should be no
foolish v hits health by sitting by a stove
without it, WhftehaR T8gAea. That's
NO. Let him he dating, and make -
for this coal hin.--A. " O0EEsaerctaL
Brown had been i'm love with young
lady, and asked permission 10 call her
by tine expressive nmme of some animal,
which wRa granted on condition that ehe
should have the same privilege. On
leaving, Brown said, q Good night, deaKl'
/" Good night, bore, said she.
PATRONS DEEP.
Fafhams deep rnny drift the snow.
Ii aas hal, and IL may blowt
TIL INV wsnd0wE groan and shake.
Moan foF that 7 Fe'ex wif mAke.
For, whSle i'm my hremst bear
Mr. daxhnG'a image. azTang IN there.
--Fr0M Hst GepaaM Qf HctHe.
The death OF Cardinal Br0saais-Saint
Mare and the elevation OF Cardinal
Pecci To the ponfffcal throne reduce che
numbers of the Sacred College To sixty
two. According 10 the Roman proverh,
cardinals always die III threee. and
during the last tw@ years, 1t least. the
truth of the saying haA been attnsted I'm
a remarkable manner.
A citizen OF Elkton, Nd, recently had
a dog that behaved in "a very peculiar
manner. He supposed that the animal
was getting hyarophoBiA and shot IL
but A post-morteEn examination revealed
q snake Cen or twelve inches I'm length
coiled around the animals liver. and
would, NO doubt, I'm short time have
caused the Mnimai's death.
wv. MAckey I'm reported 60 have lost
thirty pounds from his weiEhtin e1plor-
nr the hoe drifts of his mines. He came
up tp the surface out Of the Ophir mine
the other day exhausted. dirty, painting,
with sunken ewes and reddeneA face.
"IIook nd me, he said to hiE friends
do I look hike BONANZA king
More bonanza slave, whE the res
ponSe.