Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-09-14

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ter mAn.
The san Francisco Cal tells u that
there !, q move m-ut on foot, he Sei by
politicians e infu~bc= and experience.
g. nuke Grant President. We might Le-
lieve this IL ~- didat know that every
politician IT influence and experience is
seeking Ia head = movement, TO make him
self Prr-ideat.
y In youth ~e are not to blame for being
Young; but unless we spend our youth as
We should We will one day lie much to
blame for being old; for wicked aud i'm
moral aye is excussblc in the man only
upon the ground that the doctor did not
to prove fatal to the boy.
1t seems that Mrs. DE Granville, "the
Woman with the Iron Jaw" didn't al
ways treat her husband quite ss kindly
as woman with an iron jaw should, and
the result is. the husband has secured Il
divorce. When he comes to marry again
he will probably choose woman with
weaker Jaw and less of it.
Even at three cents mug, it is said
the retailer of beer can make hundred
per cent, if he knows the tricks of draw
ing it. 1t all depends upon the proper
ton of foam to solid beer in the mug,
and the tapster who can not make keg
of beer yield hundred mugs does not
understand his business.-B0s. Ado.
Russia is about to lay the foundation
of university at TOmsk, in Siberia, the
buildings of which are to cost $3.50, 900.
We should think that about the only
thing student in that high latitude
would care to learn would lie the cheap.
est route to milder climate, and the art
of keeping warm until he. could get
there.
1t is estimated that all the gold in the
world amounts to nearly seven billions,
or seven thousand millions of dollars, and
that the whole of it would make solid
block of seventeen feet high, twenty
eight feet wide and fifty. six feet long
an almost omnipotent god whom all the
world would worship, as now, without
single hypocrite.
A well-to-do resident Of the village
Captain W, wished to employ Caleb
to saw some wood, three cords and
half in all, and promised to pay him fifty
cents day. Caleb owned no saw, but
as the captain had good one, it was
agreed that Caleb should hire it, and pay
for the use of it at the rate of nine pence
a cord. At early dawn the next morning
it was in July-Caleb was at work.
Those were the days of wide fire.places,
and each log needed to be sawed but
once. Before night he had finished, and
went into Captain VS. house to set
tie.
"Let's see," said the captain; "you
were to have fifty cents day, we'll call
it day, though it isn't shutdown yet.
That's fifty cents for you. And you were
to pay me nine pence a cord for the use
of the saw; there's forty-three and three
quarter cents due me. say, Caleb, you
don't seem to have much coming"
Caleb looked dubious. He scratched
his head thoughtfully, but presently a
light seemed to break in upon his mind.
elbow unf"rtnit," said he, "that you
did not have half cord more, for then
we could "a come out just even."-Har-
per's.