The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-10-08
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and auburn terlninated2"
A Paris paper tells us that the Poles like
the American dancing parties called hops.
Hop-poles, of course.
The Chicago Journal believes that gun,
powder eau me made from -four. Flour
goes off fast enough now.
Tho Norristown Herald insists that no
man likes to hold girl baby in Lis
arms until she is seventeen years old.
Woman consumes thirty-six buttons on
q single pair of kid gloves, whereas man
buttons Lis suspenders with q single
nail.
$50 leather's up, is It'll said the Gus
toner TO his shoemaker. ''No, SIR" re-
Piled the Crispin, sole leather is down,
where it belongs.
| A Chicago paper advises the man who
wishes to leave name to posterity to go to
| st. Louis. His name will then appear CEN
tury after century in the Directory.
Remarkably careful is that ooal-dealer
who stands on the scale himself to see that
there is 40 foohng with the weight of q
load.
Texas man shot his opponent in
duel and is now writing a poem about
it. 1t looks if the wrong man had been
shot.
Ayoung man in San Francisco put out
one OF his eyes while taking off a shirt,
spiral stud did the mischief. Moral;
| never wear shirt.
In st. Louis they talk of making the
street Car companies take out licenses. They
take good deal of license in most cities
| already.
"Jennie what makes you such bad
| girl 7" "Well, mamma, God sent you just
the best children He could find, and if they
don't suit you can't help it,"
Little Ned asked his father the other
evening who made the noon? Good"
answered the father. Eyes" said Ned, Il
can see the marks of his dirty fingers"
musical critic says of an expert lady
pianiste that her touch has weight of
twelve pounds; but u mischevous little sou
of hers says it weighs 240 when she's good
and mad.
A Michigan farmer writes to the faculty
OF Yale; What are your terms for u year?
AND does 1t cost anything extra if my son
wants tG Learn to read and write as Well as
row boAt!"
Since the introduction of female post
masters girl goes up to the window and
says:-"ls there IA letter for Miss Margaret
Jonnson :" "Yes," says the female
postmaster, "here is one from John II, !
JONES'"
A little Brookline gtl being reproved
the other day by her elder sister for using
u slang expression, sharply retorted,
"Wrll, if you went into society more,
you would hear slang. ."-BroohltAe CAiOal-
Gle.
\ In Northampton they are laughing at
q well known young man because he re-
Gently said when bautered about his aztec
ton for lady whose heart is anothers,
Cant 1 admire her as q work of rt?'-
Boston Globe.
Moliere was asked the reason why, inI
certain countries, the king may assume the
crown at fourteen years of age, and cannot
marry before eighteen. "lt ls," answered
Moliure, because it is more difficult 10
rule u wife than u kingdom.
A newly arrived Chinaman has only
twenty five letters Of the English alphabet
to learn; he is well acquainted with t.
Cincinnati Saturday Might He is also apt
to be familiar with Sea, and sure to have
Cue il his head. Philadelphia BuAe-
tin.
A cigar contains acetic acid, formic,
butyric, valerie and proprionlc acid, prus-
sic acid, creosole, caruolic acid, ammonia,
sulphureted hydrogen, pyrldlne, vlrldine,
pCollne, and rubldtne, to say nothing about
cabbage and burdociiic acid. Inats why
you can't get good one for eSs'tha five
cents.
Young housekeeper-'I am afraid those
fish l bought of you yesterday were not
fresh. My husband said they were not
nice at all" Brighton .Sermun--"W
nltrm, that be your fault; it bean't mine.
I've offered em yer every day this week,
and you might u 'ad 'em o Monday if you'd
lolkGd" d"-LOadon Punch.
The old man, in a playful mood, threw
down the spade his vile mad put III his
naud with which to dig up geranlum bed,
with the remark, preposIerously unlnteill-
giDle TO her as he supposed, II turn down
Il spade; you make IT, She said, Look
here, Barnnbas, you take tina! up like
man, or Pll make the trump lfext IN color,
and go it alone for the rest OF the sea-
son."
ALondon lady who had spent the best
part of week IN search of cook, endur-
lug the usual sharp cross-examinluons,
snubbngs and fault findings, at last found
a kitchen lady who condescended to accept
| the position because the lady's residence
stood upon terrace. Said Mistress Cook:
II have refused six hexcell at situations
| because street and 'phtceS sounds SO
'orrid vulgar for ones haddre4,. But ter
| rnc.' atop of my letters viii look quite