The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-05-25
VARIETIES.

"A green aSe-f olage.
Morning rappers-Milkmen
Steal works-Savings banks.
The rag-picker's story The cellar.
1.-The peoples line'-The clothes
line.
-Cultivating hops-Learning to
dance.
The lion of the season-The dan
delion.
"A light employment-The lamp
lighters.
Stewards She-bang -Ph,ladelDtia
BuLyetin.
New York swells carry poodles in
their bosoms.
In 1864 Morrissey was partner in
sixteen faro banks.
-LumbeT dealers are always having
the largest board-bills.
When man loses his balance,
where does it go to?
Marble urns are now turned and
polished by machinery.
-Marriageable ughters-Daugh-
tiers who never get married.
No bird is actually on the wing
The wings are on the bird.
I. M. Tooshort is the impecunious
name of Western citizen.
Isn't it time to express some SYM
pathy with the creditor class?
What sort of implement does a man
use when he cudgels his brains?
"A revenue stamp on every cigar
would bring back the piping times.
If a ship misses her STAYS, how do
you find in what direction her course
sets?
An exchange alludes to the new
Mrs. Cameron as having "high-bred
chin"
Widow Oliver to Don Cameron
6 shall yet be your mothcr-in-law, my
child"
"A double-acting monograph, es-
pecially for BARRIERS, would pay i'm
mensely.
when the swallows homeward
n.y." then the homeward fly is swal-
lowed.
Down with the Chinaman, whole
sale, retail and pig-tail, is the Cali
fornia cry.
Boston has exiled fruit. newspaper.
and merchandise stands from the pub
lie streets.
Two North East md ladies have
been fined five dollars for whispering
in church.
"A letter carrier is not necessarily a
fighting man because he wears coat
of mail.
-" Piety, POM music and bonnets'
is the way an Eastern paper describes
Easter.
The New York Times explodes the
fallacy of Darwin that young ladies
never snore.
According to the Dallas Herald
1000 murderers are running around
loose in Texas.
The Worcester Press is dead, in
spite of its breezy Photographer. Epi-
taph-$100,0
The colored citizens of Georgia are
credited with the possession of property
worth 5,4S0,S44.
1t seems hard to discover a great
man who has not at some time worked
AL d PllhllHS Olllce.
The French papers announced the
death, in his prison at New York, of
civilians lived"
The Supreme Court of Minnesota
has decided that Utah divorce is of
no effect in that State.
"A couple at Higganum, Conn. who
have been separated twice by law, were
recently married third time.
The man who never does any harm
might crawl into cave and stay there
ten years without being missed.
When Orpheus tickled the rocks
with his music he transformed them
into grin stones.-OU city Derrick.
james Fisk, Sr., is now a lightning
rod agent, and bets are even that,
like his son, he will die violent death.
Did you ever know red haired
man who had a very clear notion of
where scarlet began and auburn ter
minated?
Edison deserves the thanks of the
nation for compelling Congressman to
listen to some of their own speeches.
Hartford Courant.
"A Columbus man says he started
in thirty years ago to make 81 400, 900.
He has got the fourteen but the ciphers
bother him.
Mrs. Fortune, of Halifax, has given
birth to twins-girls. OF course, miss
Fortunes never come singly. "-Breab-
fast Table.
Miss Lovely says that males are of
no account from the time ladies stop
kissing them as infants till they kiss
them again as lovers.
Little drops of water
Small though they NAV be.
Make the millIman's fortune
Swell tremendously.
Oh city Call
One good result of the Silver bill
one doesn't have to skirmish all over
the country for something to cut the
baby's teeth OH WOrcerter Press.
The Philadelphia Chronicle Herald
perpetrates the following ghastly re-
mark: " New York is illuminated with
gas, but Brooklyn prefers scandal
light"
Thu w ban1harro,v fool hos ctortoJ