The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-02-12

oh il may Be one, or it may Be two,
A. NJ, or it may be three;
But HE thee to bed ut the usual hour,
And do not wait for me"
''Oh. wrap yoorself np, ny husband, Oh
said,
Sand don't forget the latch key"
"But Why a'e you tricked out, my dear =
he said,
I'm unwonten braverie?'
"Oh, l thought my husband perhaps would
stay
At home to night With me;
Bot 20; for thou art IN A. +. A. NJ.
o. the 1872"
(Bet $40 note she Wa waiting for hin
to 70, 10 she could slip over to Mn. Smith
sheet and pillow-caee sociable.)
It has often been . mystery to us Why
women marry, anyhow. But marry they
vill, and If the men didn't run after them
they would run after the men. Life il full
of opposItes. In our youth, We run after 9
woman; in the more sensible portion of on
exis,ence. We run away from her. "Twenty
yean ago be said to her, Twill you love me
then a. now" Now he says. "Poll, II you
don't have dinner ready in two minutes I'll
bang your snoot."
Yes, time works wonders. Blu: there's
Just ~ much marrying and given TO marry.
ing 70 there was 100 yesrs ago.
WHISTLE. daughter. WHISTLE and I'll give you cow.
emit whistle, mother. and l won't whistle nOw.
Whistle. daughter, whistle. and you shall; have .
never whistle. mother, but I'll whistle If CAN.
While on, or rather in. matrimony. hers
some very good advice. We publish it for
the benefit Of portion Of mankind that has
Just arrived At that sge when . slight fuzz
skins the upper lip, and whose front hair ie
long enough to be pasted down to the right
eyebrow BY the barber.
asked of Echo. 'toiher day
(Whoae words are few and FUNNY.
What of . novice she could Say
Of her courtship. love and matrimony
Quotb Echo, plainly-"Matter o'-mooey"
Who should marry p should it be
A daahing damsel, gay and pert,
A pattern Of inconstancy;
Or selfish, mercenary 6irt?
Quoth Echo, sharply-"Nary dirtw
What II, weary of the strife
That long has lurel the dear deceiver,
She promised to amend her life,
And sin no more. can believe her?
Quoth Echo, very promptly-"Leave herr
But II aome maiden With heart
On me should venture to best0w it,
PRAY should act the wiser part,
To take the treasure, or forgo il?
Echo answered, with decision-"Go 1t =.
But what If seemingly afraid
To bind her fate in Hvmen's letter,
She VOWS she means to die maid,
In answer to nv loving letter?
Quoth Echo, rather coldly-"Let her J"
What II, in spite of her disdain,
find my heart eniwined about
With Cupid's dear delicious chain
So closely that We can't get out?
Quoth Echo, laughingly-'Get outw
But If some maid with beauty blest,
A pure and fair a. heaven can make her,
Will share my labor and my rest
Till envious Death shall Overtake her?
Quoth Echo, soto roce-"rake her !"
Education is good thing to have. And
it always grieves our heart when We see
boy ait down and trump his partners ace.
The parent of that youth wall have to an
sver for his neglect. An Irishman found a
government blanket recently. and, rolling
il up, put it under his arm, and walked OF,
saying: "Yis, that's molne-U for Patrick
and for McCArsy. But this larnin's
foine thing. as my fayther would say, for il
I hadn't any education wouldn't have
been afther findin' r,e blanket" So you zee
what education did for Pat. Here's what
il did for the darkey:
"Pete. did you know dar vas gwine to be
Q 'cIipse oh de sun next week ?"
"Yes,"said Pete, Il heard &c folks talkin'
bout it,"
"Petc, hear dat awful things ia gvine to
happen when it comes. Dey say dat de
world u gwine to come to an end"
Curling his lip in acorn, and fixing his
big white eyes on him, Pete answered. with
go way niggah. Don't you
know dat school opens in Stpsensbrf How
den, can de world come 70 IN end in
Axgax~