The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-09-12
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- ialuers ride ini5 town . End re
porter
0ld bachelors arc bad grammar
ahs. becsase when asked 70 cobjugAt,
they Invariably decline
For getting The servant girl u
sA1iy il the mofuing a well-derelopel
motquito Is worih a dozen AlAra
tiotks
TIE sseei Ginger u Michigan says
that, .itc By aal. sAe desires 10 die ia
luue sbieb. !, seems 70 us. il putting
a 20 Toe loag
Wbeasref oung ladies' learn % "a
siirk Pic III their apron strings tina,
il won't serairb fellows wrist. lhera
wili he more marriages
Even The Russian language has not
lhe power 10 describe the feeling d
tbe man with a mosquito bite between
bis shoulder blade.
Before September is over. many
enthusiastic young men will dnd out
that politics is trade which requires
apprenticeship
A contemporary informs Us that
TEXANS raise hemp. We can inform
oar contemporary that hemp frequent
ly raises TeTAns
The same backaebe which makes .
boy howl wheu he's digging potatoes
wfeathes bis face in smiles when be
slips Of the back way to picnic Boys
are curious insects.
An why is an lrishman loike a
ship' asked Mike Bedad it's be-
carse ach wan Of EN- is followed by
wake, was Pats ready reply.
Yes. said an Irish gentleman at
Long Branch, that lady is very dis.
agreeable At table. II | lived in the
same house with her she would bs the
only one in II can tell you.
Tell US not in moursiul numbers
that this life ia but dream when
girl that weighs one hundred gets ont
side quart Of cream
IL there is Que time more than an
other when professional man tells a
downright lie. IT ia when be tacks a
sign on bis door. win return ia q few
minutes.
The Belfast Journal says that
searsport man. in order that bis COW
may be better equipped for hy time.
has heightened her tail by attaching
thereto apiece Of frayed Manila rope.
She can whisk by from her nose every
time.
Sonny, remarked mother to her
young hopeful. ifboys we're half as pa
ient 10 their attention to their studies
as they are in learning how to skate
on rollers, they would be perfect
angels That's go. mamma said the
boy, bat then they wouldn't have near
10 much fun
An English boy was beating a
donkey numerically, when the minis.
ier OF that parish. coming up. censured
him for his cruelty The boy resented
the retoTt; I'm sure you medina care
it's name Of your congregation,
The London Lancet says a blow
on the ear has often ruptured the drum
aud warns parents against boxing chill.
dfeu's ears You csn get more music
out OF a child by apply iag the slipper a
couple 81 lect below the drum.
It aas an honest Kentucky editor,
~ha evidently believed an open couies-
sion good for the soul. aud he said
Seventeen years ago last Sunday the
first battle o. Boil Ran was fought
The writer Of this paragraph ran about
four miles on that day without stop.
ping
Excuse ne. miss. said polite old
gentleman to an otherwise well dressed
lady on Washington street, bot are you
aware that somebody has iammed your
bat quite badly It's all right, sir
ne a Ae-YAtk bat, and the fashion. re-
pited che With toss Of the head. as
she swep, away. leaving the (. look
lng after her with stare Of astonish.
melt
Jaigf 4. IA going the western
circuit. had grea, stone thrown at
him which as be happened 10 sioop at
the instant passed clear over bis head
Noa sce. be said to the friends who
congratulated him on his escape, you
ser, q hal been an upright Judge 4
had leen slain.
l'iA1e capn, how far ate we from
the iaad asked sea sick eu,igfant oi
The captain II sn ocean steamer. We'll,