The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-07-04
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Phonograph ia feminine gender - because It
talks back.-BOsiOn Post
Umbrellas with scent bottles in the handles
have appeared.
Cincinnati vanity keeps 38 photograph galleries
in full blast
Dry bread and toast are prescribed by Miss Cor.
son for fat persons who want to be lean.
An unusual number OF golden weddings are &C.
curing throughout New England.
Mathematics. Freshman at board. Professor
MI E., what have you got2" e. (innocently(-
i've got stuckI"-Yaie Record s,.
or the 1872 men composing the senior class at
Yale this year, Is do not use tobacco
stanley's book says, "The boat keel kissed the
beach" The great explorer must have travelled
in smack.
"Ahl' sighed a.hungry tramp, al wish was A
hoss blamed II ] don't He's nearly always got a
bit in his mouth, while haven't had bit in
mine for two days"-NOrristOpn Herald.
A Roman paper has cartoon representing Bis
mark sitting In a chair rocking cradle with ei-
ther hand, with sQualling babies In them, one
representing England and the other Russia.
New York poodles are bnatched from the arms
OF their mistresses by the dog-Catchers, aud then
the feminine heart has to gnaw on itself until the
nasty little beasts can be ransomed.
She hove an sot ah Sot an hove,
An high her rudder flung;
An every time she hove and sOt,
wusser leak she sprung,
81, Louis Globe Democrat.
Actingup to his principles "Why,
man you've swallowed half cork in that whls
kyp' Extra hand "Au right, sor; I'm contint.
I've larned to take Everything in the spirit in
which 1t Is offered" ,"-Rlnny Folks
College professor Ito junior, who has been ta-
king advantage Of his absent mindedness) -
young man, l find on looking over the records
that this makes the fifth time in two years that
you have betn granted leave of absence to attend
| your grandmother's funeral" "-Hdrper's Bazar.
notable relic of the late war Is still to be seen
In the outskirts Of Weldon N. c., In the shape Of
an old ragged cylinder of sheet iron. This was
once the smoke stack Of the ironclad Con 'ederate
ram Albemarl, and the holes In 1t were made by
the shot Of the Union blockade squadron at Ply.
mouth.
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her eye or ear but philosopher has said the
way to mans heart is down his throat" He
might have added that you can also touch that
physical north pole by laying on externally a
plentiful supply Of butter-NetO York Commercial
Advertiser.
The marriage ceremony might well have an
added clause after the promise to love and honor,
in the words "or keep quiet about it," The New
York suicide, Adam, leaves letter behind him
stating of his wife For to live longer tied to daily
life with woman who has sunk so low as she is,
is impossible for even so good natured man as l
am. Philadelphia Ledger,
The other day the President and his Cabinet sat
down to little private lunch, and the servant in
attendance, glancing from the President to the
half dozen Cabinet officers, remarked
AN it minds me ov the ould electhoral times,
entirely"
what does?' asked the Secretary of the Navy.
This bit ov dinner an the company, replied
the servltor.
And Why?" asked the Secretary of State.
Because, thin" replied the faithful servitor,
there's seven to ate."-E1chdRge.