The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-03-19

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Happy fellow, that Buell.. He keep"
Polking along.
One Of our exchanges says: I'VE wrote
the reminiscenee from general hearsay."
Yes. We know old G.n. Heasay, and he's
the biggest liar in seven States
The MARSHALL Democrat spreads Dave
Days photographs out, goes an> throws
open the window to ho:ler: "The DEMO-
eus has q large collection OF cuts for all
kinds Of job work. Horse and Jack bills
got up in good style. Come and see Us"
Bennett Of the New York Herald. Is
going TO start ship to end the North pole.
Its unnecessary. We found il. last night.
Il was under clothes line. Straddled the
the dern thing and froze all our nose till II
BLEED . gallon. It vas the North pole,
though, for the South one Was leaning
sgainss the fence.
Aha! The editor OF the Clinton Demo-
rus, Who engaged Susan B. Anthony to
lecture, not long ago, nov says
Sell your dried fruit 10 the City Hall
grocery before the worms get in il.
Henry Ward Beecher il to lecture in
Sedslia very soon. Can't our "lecture
bureau" secure him for Clinton ?-Ctissoa
Advocate.
All depends ON that bureaus drawers.
We mean-thsr is-if they've got money
enough. There.
Mrs. Swisshelm SAYS that Goldsmith
comedy "She stoops to Conquer" i im-
morale.
Well, suppose she climbs tree. Will
that suit her,
Out in Minnesots . Pike Township
girl boiled the clippings Of her Toe nails in
Coffee and gave il to young man to drink
! As . love potion, in the hope oil winning
his aflectione.-Er.
A Jeaerson City girl Jaw that item and
resolved to do likewise. She went out and
resting her foot on big hill, went to work
and cut of her toe nail. 1t Was the exact
size Of half horse collar, and the 6rst
dose killed her lover dead.
There Is happy land. -Roeke&er De~-
Far, far away-in washinston- Hoskes
Gaseue.
Where saints in congress stand-in horn.
-Cd.sdea Pct.
Drunk every day-for fact.-Haskeye.
Oh, how they sweetly sing
And their own praises ring-you bet.
One Of our girls saw the picture Of .
sheaf Of wheat in an illustrated paper, and
said she Vas going to have . corset cut by
that pattern il ehe had to send to Paria.-
Richmond Cosssraso.
We know Why. We know Why. Ksse
the head OF that sheaf was full Of "beards. !"
and-hurry, gal, get the corset! Needn't
send to Paris. We're here.
Dave Day, the lively local Of the Mar
shall Desoeruf, has severed his connection
with that paper, and will migrate to Colo
RADIO. Wherever he goes, he hes our warm
ct wishes for his welfare.-JeG CITY Tribune.
Yes, and he's got our hottest wishes. too.
You bet.
Those Who do not stand With the
Temperance people in this crisis are arrayed
With the devil. Take your choice.-kr-
change:
What difference does that make! There
10 no hell TO b afraid of.-!S;aT SaAhey.
Then how will delinquent Subscriber
receive . just reward in the future sister p
Ciatoa Advocate.
Dern the future sister. It's tho present
sister ve are all after. Come on. Satan,
and toe the marx, we're here.
"A real charming sight nov i to see .
young lady dressed in her summer robes
working in the garden.-Ooeoaa Sss.
Pshaw! Tain't . patch-on to June,
when they 30 in swimming.
Who will be our next Mayor.-Wr.
re1sbrg Journal Demooas.
Hush-sh-sh! Don't talk 20 loud. The
coming man 10 just putting On his rcd Aan-
mel drawers.
"A party in Jedenon CITY played "hunt
the slipper" one moonlish: night last week.
They looked around two hours before they
found out what they took for the valley
around them vas the clipper.
Pope Plus TX. had . theory Of his
ovn about III. creeds and religious arts Of
different countries. "Peopls in raw End
gloomy climstes, be said ''liss in fear Of
the devil, bat inhabieanta of NOSE favored
lands live in tie love OF God"
Juas what We said. PIP. People up in
New England are scared 70 death 1t Tie
devil, bat down in Csatral America they
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