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The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12

THE voice of reform is heard through the
land, and speaks of the "good time coming. -
So, too, the spirit of reform is working in the
nurseries of the land to Danish those danger
GUS Opium and Morphia preparations, and es-
tsblish useful and harmless remedies Of which
DIR. Bulls Baby Syrup is acknowledged as the
very best for ell the disorders Of babyhood
and early childhood. Price, p cents bottle.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12
Principal Office, $40 Main St., LOUISVILLE, X
VEGET TINE

Acts as an ALTERNATIVE; that is it increases all the nat
uTa secret0ns Of the bOdy-such for instance as the
mucous secretion the gastric juice the Emphatic Juice,
ecfayors their exhaatiOn from the skim sOftens those
portions of the human tissue which have become nara
and ca Housed by disease the absorption Of all
morbid gr0wths reduces abnormal thickenng In MEM
braneS OF tissues and above all, cLednses the blood
drives out all impurities and poisonous faint and slow
is but surely produces balance and proportion
Of all its elements II works always in conjunction with
Nature and when the processes of Nature are opposed
and retarded it eSpOuseS her Calse with more ylgOr
and seeks % do what she is unable U accomplish IL
corruption las found entrance in the blood, as In Scrof
ula Cancer ETySipeas, other skin and CONSTITUTIONAL
diseases VEGETINE acts counter force, delays lis
development and finally drives it ont through the prop
er channels Of elimination. III, as in rheumatic ana
nCIralgic troubles there is OF dbrn In the
IecurPnt it quickly reduces this and puts all the ee-
ments in pTOpUTtOnate harmony. For this reason mas
VEGETfNE gained the reputation OF being the most
successful Blood UriGer of the age.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12
CraZed bV Grief,

GRENADA, Miss, September 5.-MrS.
Marshall, widow of the Western Union
operator, is alive and well, physically,
but almost demented. She lost her
father, mother, uncle, aunt, husband
and three children. Her conversation
is wild and disconnected.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12

ORANGE CAKE.-Two cups of sugar, two
cups of flour, half cup of water, the yelks of
five eggs, the whites CT three eggs, the juice
and rind of two oranges, two teaspoonfuls
DoOLEY's YEAST POWDER and a little salt.
Bake as jelly-cake, and put together with
icing made of the whites of three eggs, the
juice and rind of one orange and sugar to
make the icing stiff
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12
vEGETINE
Will Cure Rheumatism

URBANA, OHIO. Feb. 10, 1871
Mr. II. r. STEVENS. Boston, Mass:
Dedr SRI feel greatly indebted to your excellent
medicine Vegptne for what IL has done for me- have
been subjected 10 RHEUMATISM all my NE was AZ
lacked with il three years and suffered terrible
rains in my chest back and limbs for six eight months
t which time commenced using Negetne on ire advice
Of friend who had been entirely cured by IT, had scarce
Iy used half bottle until the pain had left me- and my
general health began TO improve rapidly under the nfiu
ence Of this great blood purifier. had also suffered
Creadfully from NASAL CATARRH for seven or eight
years After taking the first bottle of Vegene noticed
change the better The constant pain and heaynesS
that Rad over my eyes for disappeared and the
discharge Of from the head ceased My appetite
got better and strength seemed 70 come with every dose
If medicine Too much be said In its favor and
always take pleasure in recommending u 70 my friends
who may be suffering from any disease Of the blood for
feel satisfied If they try il they sure Of cure
am, very respectfully, yours,
J. H. RHODES
Manager western Union Telegraph once, Urbana, o.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12

MIR. Dixie, proprietor of the London
Weekly Dispatch, publishes an edition of
that paper in the Exhibition building at
Paris. His brother, Sir Charles, OWES
the AthenRunl.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12
VEGET Inc
Alternative.
SAFE AND SURE.

Mr.. II. r. STEVENS:
In 1872 your YEGETINE recommended to me,
and yielding to the persuasiOns Of FRIEND consented
10 Try IT, At the time was suffering from general de-
bility and prOstratOn Superinduced by over
work and irregular habits. Its wonderful strengthening
ard curative properties seemed to affect my debtated
system from the first dose and under its persistent
rapidly recovered gaining more than usual health and
COED feeling Since then have not heSitated to give
VEGETINE my most unqualified Endorsement. as being
safe sure and powerful agent in promoting health and
restoring the wasted system to new life and energy
VEGETINE is the only medicine use and as long as
live never expect to find better.
Yours truly, W. II. CLARK,
12O Monterey Street. Allegheny Pa.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12

PARTICULARS regarding Electric Belts free.
Address Pulvermacher Galvanic Co, Cincin.. o.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12
Died at His Post.

VICKsBURG, Sept. 5.-This is the
darkest day we have had yet. DR..
Whitehead is dead. He was a Ketuck-
ian, and Kentucky may well be proud
of her son, and mingle her tears with
ours; for she has none left that are no.
bier than he. He was the very type of
perfect man, strong as a lion, gentle
as woman, handsome as god. Among
his professional brethren, he was the &C
knowledged head, yet none were more
modest than he. Nature had placed the
stamp of nobility upon his brow, and he
who ran might read it. When the fever
broke out, he might well have gone as
others did. His practice was confined
to a class of people who have the means
to go North every summer, and who
had gone this time; but he stood by his
people in the hour of their need, and he
died in the cause of humanity. His
name will add luster to the diadem of
glory already made brilliant by the
names of Booth, Barber, Bursley and
Doll. Vicksburg will long remember
him, and Kentucky will be untrue to her
self if high on the roll of her distin-
guished sons she fails to engrave the
name of Z. F. Whitehead.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12
YELLOW FEVER NEWS.
The Situation Ar ,yemph,s

MEMPHIS, Tenn, September 6.-The
midnight of our long night of gloom
seems not to have been reached even
yet. The hands of Christian charity
alone have made q rift in the clouds.
and words of cheer from the outside
world encourage US to fight on. 1t is a
hard battle, though, when friends and
loved ones are falling on every side, and
being buried with painful haste in hole
IN the ground. The new cases CLEANED
by the inquiry of Medical Director
Mitchell are fully 500, and the deaths
are 100 and over. Typhoid form is
showing itself, and the fever is beeom-
ing little more comfortable. The dis
ease among the negroes is giving little
or no trouble, as the scarcity of the
word "colored" in the death list shows,
despite their great Majority in popula-
tlon. WaLs and huager are their trou-
bles. The Citizens Relief Committee
Is doing all it can for them. Three hun
dred and Twenty-Five families were fed,
or 9,ozO rations were distributed yester-
Gay. The issues to date foot up $4,000.
Inc negroes are perfectly orderly
ana quiet, and their lead
ing men are among our
best workers. One of their color has
charge of a new colored infrmary, into
which the Linden Street School has been
turned. In the part of the city known
as Fort Pickering the fever is raging
with terrible fury, and reaching out, it
has seized on the beautiful suburbs with
a terrible strength. Miss Lizzie Temple
and Miss Emma Reeder, two young Ia
dies of intelligence and refinement, who
came here from Cincinnati to nurse the
sick, were this morning placed on duty
by Mr.. Ed Worsham, of the Masonic
Relief Board, and are nursing in the
family of DR.. Kembro, having three sick
persons under their charge.
The printers and telegraph operators
have private hospitals, under good and
experienced nurses. The typos have
suffered badly, and the three city papers
have not more than eight on their COM
bined forces. Arrangements have been
made to bury the pauper dead more
speedily, and special policemen have
been detailed to search out the dead and
have them promptly inferred. A large
force is employed in digging trenches to
facilitate sepulture in the Potter's Field.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1878-09-12

FLEG ANT New STYLE Chrome Cards with name
Il = Ice nos. Maid GEO. / REED 4 Co. Nassau. N. Y
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03
CONSUMPTION
POSITIVELY CURED I

All slnsrsrs from this dissase that are anxious
Cobsunp<ivs Powders. Thess iowderp ars The
only preparation known that will curo Con.
sumption, and all diseases VI the throat and
lungs- indeed, ~ strong II our isitL In them.
and aiso " convince yvu thst they Ars no hum.
bux, ws will fOfvsrd 70 sven sunsruf. By mail.
post paid, free Trial Boz.
We don't want yeur money until you are per.
fectiy ssllsned u their cuiatiys powers. II
your life 10 worth taving. dont della, In giving
ihess Powden . trial, ~ th~y will surely cure
you.
frics. for large boz, $500. ant 10 any part Of
the United btaies VI Canada. By mall. On reosipt
Of price. Address,
ArH 4 ROBBINS,
go FULTON suret, bfooklyn. MI.
feS 1b.lV
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

An amateur minstrel asks: ia Sena.
tor Bones. Of California. an end mant'
He comes from the other end OF the
Union. but he is not an lend man" In
. minstrel troupe. At least we
judge not. because he does not wear u
diamond ring ~ big a. horse chestnut.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

A SILVER wedding party was given
in Washington by a prominent official
ut which the gifts were exhibited. The
gifts were divided into two classes, and
card attached TO one class conveyed
this information: "rhoso arc ars all
solid silver"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

TnE salaries Of some OF our railway
presidents are as follows; Colonel I. A.
Scott. Pennsylvania. S2l .0Oo; Mr. Isaac
Hinkly. Philadelphia. Wilmington and
Baltimore, S2i. 200; Mr.. 4. B. Gowen.
Philadelphia aud Reading. $50. 900. and
Hugh J. Jewett. Erie, Si0.OOO
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

AYrN,Lk tramp Was arrested recently
at Manchester. VI. aud IN one OF her
pockets were found threc-quart bottle
q pint dipper. three Spoons. a knife. a
beer bottle, o razor. packages OF tea.
coffee, salt aud sugar. u lot OF bread
soap, wire and articles of wardrobe
nearly half q bushel in oil.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

ADASBuRr man recently went to see
q friend in an insane retreat. He stood
q moment before lne looking man he
had seen in the institution, and inquir.
ed his name. julius Caesar. sir" said
the lunatic. "why, you were Alsxan-
der when was here before. were you
notl" "0h. why. yes. but that was by
my first wife. said tho crazy man. not
AZ al lissonce ftsl
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

MAxx TWAIN told q newspaper re-
dorter that no was going abroad IN order
to find quiet place to write. where he
would not be disturbed once day. IL
is singular that II never occurred to him
TO remain at home and secure desk in
4 store that doesn't advertise.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

VIZ sometimes hear OF public men
taking care Of their friends, but Sitting
Bull knoweih how to take hair oi his
sncnien.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

HALy a Pit,sburg mans ear has been
bitten OF. II must have been very pain
full to see tho poor fellow walking side
ways.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

Paul BKxNosD il called the father OF
railroads in Texas. His family ties
must DO numerous. %. Pioayate.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

IL further confirmation OF recent war
news we hear that the English Govern
nsnt has ssnt over for our John Coeh-
rane.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

THERE is something inexpressibly sad
about the music Of a church organ
while the collection il being taken up.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

WHEELER ". P.) II at home and
wishes the newspaper men would let him
alone. Bosioa Post.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03
NJ ALrsAp Silly.


The orehari blooms In rrd and white.
The meadow slovs with b'sssons fAir'
The river rupa 3 sfrvam of light
Bstvesn its banks OF oeanty rare,
The homestead seens Of heaven part
A little heaven here below.
Where ouiy one 10 ssd 81 hsart-
me iiuie girl that bves you 90.
For nov ion roam those fAr-on lands
Tbe distant wos,ds bsycnd the 80;
O'.r snow erowncd Alps. b. shisins sands.
Amid the drsams OF Italy.
Through vaiis,s Of the 0fecian state.
wh.ss heroes reigned 20 Ing ago;
While here for you sadly wait
Ths httis siri that iIvss yoa 90.
Yosr isttsrs tell ef sunsets sweet
Bsyond The jordan. shrunhen streams:
OF bari~d ei,ies. where ,hs feet
Of Tune seem caught ll aneknt dreams.
How. d-inei In halls VI art
Lave reixns the queen where'et you 80,
And brinxs stiii NJ arer 90 jour heart
Ths little girl that lovss ysu ~.
I know roo think Of me Of times.
And M fVr ret. aud love and home:
NJ prsysru. hks Old remsmlered rhymes.
Must follow yoa whsr'er yoa rozIn-
Al Dearest, como what may to you-
Come grief or blis-. eome Iy OF 200.
There's one vLos- esery thought 10 true
Thai little giri thai lovss yoa 80
". y. GrspAie.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

ll Can mshs monsy fact 81 vorh for n. tan
y at anything else. Capital no, rtqu rvi se
viii start yoa. si1 per day ai home made ~
the ipdnstrioua. Nm. Notnen. boys asd gifis
wanted svsryuhsre 10 york for us. Nsw 10 the
tius. Costly oufnt and terms Tree. Address
mia ems Tkun d CO.. Augusta. Maine.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03
SANFoRD'$
RADICAL CURE
For CATARRA

For CATARRH
.
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hos,aissd Z vsscs, ,eo.1sss.d - seelsa. W. ~
unnt for nss IN an osr.n.ns - seleass = ne -.
paSAEcA yCt all snnfn efo nnemole eonpoenos
a woody obfet ~ tAnc<nHsA oosnfatso eoisksoeA
A....~H>s~ H.SsAas Asna
QHMSmQnp0 WNIIuV EUMk
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sots h.n pe.1f s,S n - - sorrss{isS.
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hssIs ne skin moist .na tss1 s,n ~ ss.sssA ~
konon ma - tvrnu - HLs.-s seo~<sSss n
shsces lns0 sns osoNe u - ssSu ccssinis for
human Ingenuity " dsvno mors fAAsoesA 49,
nent -
BCBPRxHIN0 CUhks
c~-u~u~.-Anout twelve ysars ses, vAils
sr~ss,,,s~ ritn csIhes KIpS 6id Foiks coaosrS
Ss sss...,.,..-.~ n es..,k = asvsra eoid an6
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

Zach pseksrs contains Dr. ssnfords Improved
easss. Price, sim. fof sale ~ III Wholesale aad
kstAii Drssyis,. ihrougheut ths United States and
aud Wholesale Druggists. Boston. MAsa.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-03

wAlruAN. MAss. Jan. & is7d
FN- purvhs-%.sl tho liADIoAL Cunn OF ukO.
II. ROCkls. Drugglst. isuulfofl building.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1878-04-11
TIG h4EiGN C0NPLETE.

Almost from the very day that
IIAyas WAS seated on the preSiGCH.
tial chair by The strained, arbitrary
and illogical decision OF the E0jovi-
Gus Electoral Commission, there
have been unpleasant fricuoua he-
tween him aid lis PARTY leaders.
Tie piatfm IA en- which lie MAS noG-
mated tnot electcdl made Very Car
promises to the psop.e, hut these
were intended by the party mana.
gers 10 h2 understood il 4 PickWick.
ian sense only. They had no idea
OF fplhlliuE the pledges thus solemn
ly made. Long IL power. they had
practically come 10 the conclusion
that the country Was Their sole ,IrGn-
CriY ard the public oficcS, iust!tui-
ca for the good Of the PEOPLE. ibeir
exclusive gCcGS and cEattels. and to
be given out, b2rter5d and disposed
of by them 1t pleasure. The prom.
jScS Of 4 reform Were the SAecICst
sham, de;Usion and cheat.
Mr.. Hayes seemingly took 4 more
honest view Of the matter. At first
his course indicated a disposition 10
90 right, 10 administer tie Govern
Iuent in the interests of and for the
good Of the people. lie appointed
mixed cabinet, made up OF the differ
ent political elements of the country
and, after much hesitation, with.
drew bayogct rule from the South,
and permitted LEGAL sclf.gover0meat
20 have Its legitimate coarse. I'm
making appointments lie acts stub
lsnrnlt- rpNfl.4vlAnFlpns "a -,
tn" least controlled by the Gicta-
tionS Of Radical Senators or Con-
Sressnlen. It IS true that his ap-
pointmenis are often G.Scrt3;tahic
and sometimes downright disgrace
fu', vet they are hjS appointments
and not those of his PARTY leaders.
Here Is Just where the fnn comes in.
The Blaines and Conklincs and
CaCierOGS want the Administration
TO manage the government III the
exclusive interests OF RadicGliSm.
They want the Offices parce,ei cut
where they will do the most Good
10 themSt Ives anu the party. In
short they want GraDtiSm in its
most detcstabic form, lcStorel. anil
that is just what their Hmiaule de
3NtNF L ~ SibtiAN StAlNa 4iAS = %ft-S-tA - o.
= cabinet Will rot 10. Hence the
breach, small at first, has become
wider and de0pcr Until it Is now ui
soon will be hnal and irrrparable.
The latest adviceS from Washing
ton indicate that the Radical leaders
have agreed To ignore HIS FTaull-
lency entirely. They propose 10
carry on the campaign iii Pennsylva-
MIA and other states without. the aid
Of au Administration which they
created at such fearful sacrifice uf
honesty and truth. 1t will avail
them nothing. The Democratic
party l: IL the majority, not oaty
in Pennsylvania hut in tie United
States, and a signal victory viii !.
shsS achieve next fail, ii they bat /
i2amn worthy canli3atts. ;trd take I
:! bold, aggressive stand Oh the PC |
lie icdl issue OF tie day.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1878-04-11
a t...c:v DOC Of scnenk,s Mlnl.al

a ti.,;c!y dose oi Gch"nk's Ijnl:ahs
Pills :, ygr. = yreTen. N attack of bi.iGG5-
ness, when a snort neglect Of thu warning
symptoms may develop I serious case Of ieT-
er, either bilious, intermittent or typhoid.
Scaenk's Mandrake Fills rsinoTe all clu-
ses OF b.iiogsuasS, promptly start the socgc-
lions OF tie liver. and give 4 healthy tone 20
the entire system. Il IS no ordinary discoyc-
~ IA medical science 10 have found harm
less cur" 1or this stubborn complaint, which
Gccomplishcs all the results heretofore pro-
duccd by free use ol CliDmgi, 4 min"r.'
justly dreaded by mankind, and Acknowledge
cG To be destructive in tic extreme 10 the
human system. That The properties cf Ger
tain vegetables comprise I'll the virtues of
caiomCl without lis injurious qualities, is now
an admitted fact, rendered indiSpUtablc by
scientific tests. Those who use the Mandrake
Pills will bc fully satisfied that the best med
icines are those provided by nature in the
common herbs and roots Of the fields.
These Pills open the bowels and correct
all bilious arrangements without salvation
or any of tI" injurious effects az Calomcl oT
other pOiSOltS. The secretion Of bile IS TeSl-
lated as viii br seen 10y the altered color Of
the stools. the disappearance Of the sallOw
complexion and the cleansing Of the tongue.
AInUlc directions tOC use accompany each
box OF bills. Prepared only by j. II. SchCu"k
&: SON at their PRINCIPAL oitic", cor sixth
and Arch Streets, Philadelphia. Price - cents
: For sale by I'll druggists and dealers.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1878-04-11
THE COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT.

IN = few weeks the school direct
Ors OF Centre county vii! meet in
convention 10 make CHOICE Ola com
Il superintendent for The term o.
three years next ensuing. TIE
great Importance Of filing this posi-
ton with a proper person, is not
itlt. Eot appreciated Is il SHOULD he.
Whi:e almost eytryloty feels some
concern is 10 Wi0 should I'll oUl
several county Offices. WHO 5hGalJ
represent u3 IL ear Stats and nation.
al legislatures, little interest, com.
parauVcly, IS manifested as - who
IS to be the official head OF our Ciu-
catlGnal interest in the county. AS
u people we care too much for orr
mate rial, rs compared 10 our intel
lectu al and moral interests. It is
certa lniy the duty CT every good cit
lZen to do his part 10 secure good
and flt men forthe many Offices to be
filed 10y the elective voice Of the
people, yet the grand fact should
ever be kept prominently i'll view
that our well being and prosperity
IS people will be in exact proper
I ion 10 our intelligence and virtue.
How important. then, that the
training of our youth should be com
mitted into proper and competent
hands. What an incentive this
should be 10 Us. 10 manifest more
interest in school ana educational
matteTs-to come mp more nearly to
the full measure Of our duties IL 4
cause SO noble and glcat.
n this connection we are happy to
state that Prof. Henry Meyer, the
present efficient spperiuten dent. is a
candidate for reelection. If ever d
public servant deSerred reelection,
Ar. Meyer does. He has flied the
Office very acceptably and performed
its onerous duties faithfully. lie is
ripe and an accomplished scholar,
an experienced and very successful
educator, and christian gentleman
throughout.
We do not know whether any 9TH
or gentleman will compete with M.
Meyer fer the superintendency, but
feel warranted in SAYING that public
sentiment demands his reelection.
: ct it be unanimous.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1878-04-11

Tie Editor Of tie BGlio1c Re
m,jljron don't like the people Of
Pcms Valley The least bit , AHd leaves
no opportunity uuimprovrd to cx-
press hls contempt for them. His
last fling At the peuusvaney Dutch
IS that they ',Aa The mtSt gu,labla
people on the face of che earth" This
would imply that Nr. Tuten has
Travelled very extensively and stud
led the habits and characteristics ot
pcorl1 very closely, for how e'sr
could he come ~ the cnHclGsiON that
we "PtouGvUl!'Y putch' Wc tie
most qUii,,h,r taud &c course ~ i'm
riir@tien tic most IgrOrntl people
on the face IF the C<G ?
go our knowledge Mr., TUten has
been through this pant Of PcnGsval-
ley but once in his life, and Ii" spoke
oI 0Er section and people in glowing
terms OF praise. Let iim tHn over
has l.cs ot some five years 30 and
refresh his memory on the matter.
What PernSyallry has done S!n2o -
raise his ne we do not know, hut
strongly SUspGc that his uRtinithy
20 the Prnu3valley patch IS al po-
litical. We ass mo Mr. YutGn that
the contempt between him and the
people Of PeGuS valley IS nlt,9l, lut
would kindly advise lam - study
history and E.ugtaphy some before
he again calls rs IcU lcnHsT&N.y
pCtch.n
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1878-04-11

RICH J0KE.-Early on Monday
we were made the innocent victim
OF the DoOst laughable joke heard OF
iii q long time. j red-haired, red
beared, thin-yisaged chap from Yam
keeland Cooked for all the world like
brother Tuten) entered our modest
sanctum, with considerable sWagger
and much business air, and wanted
to sell Us a Potent, SoJ- RegJ0ttlg,
Self Cooking and Prlmipg Money
Drdcer Harm. We could only
laugh at an idea 50 supremely ridic-
ulous. An Alarming Machine at a
country editors money drawer! The
fellow stared at us and 10 doubt
thought We were a fool. We are
quite sure we thought as much of
him. Subdued our laughter finally,
just enough, TO diSabuse him By stat
ing that the coHSGrl would be about
as much use TO us as a Scueath wheel
TO a wagon. He left abruptly, bat
we must still laugh when We think
Of it.