The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1878-11-08
A STORY wIsXs s. 3.

does. Or course we ares )llinr s.fo admit
that this whole business h& bee Saauleas.
ant for him, but it has bsss3S li,nI ISSs<,nt fn,
US, too, and it would be no inorx tbxn {lhris.
tian-lke in Mr.. Tunke,S<to cn3ss he
house again and give us IanS l Splaip
are willing to beg his pardB !, snli d hS S,iIxht
to apologize to US for taRipg The. wa2s slse
has !. AS for young S,1ts ks. .cas. Il ~
up his nose at our SusarfS xhe III S6e
Every one knows that ;sk& q 81 lls2
zher.L aud Mould, -ksI saS1
,s sssa s,sssaass ass ~
s5syx an r {j5gaE n!
rs Z boagbt thaf paffok Of d man from Cal.
aifornia. I DO not k16 81 Here he got 4.
but the parrot had b1sh carefully trained
so that you asked B Vhsss did Won
come from p, IL wopld. replx Yaba
Dam Z" just like q nsenb bcr;of e36Iress -
Indeed, from: having HID etc, !, kiTen him
fer hakiug his aassSa{ BroiS6kj fIe .parrot
had reached that stan IA E s yailina
6 ubas Dam at all |fS s6f 3! ] ~ xaSi
ssecinble fused toj Ii sfor III Sl Sd| II 1IiirsS
after dinner, half ayIe& ists Il |Scs ~ him
IL seemed just like a pSitidat !. 4 lSets1p
A few days after Thought the pa,fot, Su.
san Jane Cshe is Maria ntss,younger sis.
ter came IN looking very much pleased,
and said that Mr. Scisssss the dry goods
|psans wns going 10 cal e: scn;ng. I
esid should DE Rjeased 70 sse hin; az
; zfS NJ
Tot sung 6dS 5 q 1bH' 9an. = S 8. 81,
e Scissors cans abouf dark, and ii asked
him into the library to have q cigar. but She
refused, and ths parrot remarked ~ uba
Dam again, and mSde both the, women
laugh; As Saiese1 6lld moi. 20 into The
library, isn't downs{ d tle p6rlorS asS enter.
tanned him the best way I could ;6ntil 9
O'clock when xhe went, ,otf yery huf frieSlIy.
and slammed the font door so " IL 6tIy.
that y y was rather g relief 70 ne tEe,
noise fopsed the tpnrtpt ssf6eisnsl tll at
he could murrniirs ubas Dan Susan
Jane did not speak to- ws; for aosae rsason ),
for seyoyal days One qftetnooui she re,
turned from awalk 81 chxsrf1L as eysr mud;
Mr. Scissors was coming again, hdugha.
MFx Seissoye mEst End ne mote kH Hlsft tianS
ttlat as Sciss6fs did nos s seem e be much
Of conversationalist, perhaps We had bet.
ter have little whist or cribbage to enter
tain him.
"You old fool" said my wife.
"Yuba DAM" said the parrot.
Then my wife explained that Scissors did
not care anything at all about me; ;sHbas he
was coming to see Susan Janc
"Why," said I, she amt courting Susan
Jane, is he? 2" and then Susan Jane looked
as blushing and happy as an angel, and the
parrot yelled "Oh, Ho, Ha-a.a a; Yuba
Dam"
So did not go into the parlor that even.
ing, and as Maria was busy darning stock,
inss, and eeald NOT ,its.s rs..l eysra. noars
later Maria workmanship ~
81. Joshua jenkins, Els raif Is sr.seaS
forks" she said: ] asEssess ss,ss ssSSsm g iuha.
that Me&%5rI sss SCISSORS go home iTsuch storm.
IT.. ,rs,ht to stay all night
ltS --La '.er thai it appeared to &1e he had
staged all night, but she hushed me up,
au' l-startcd for the parlor She grabbed
me BY the coat skirt, just as was about to
open the parlor door, saying, "Well if you
amt the biggest idiot!'
Then she knocked chairs together, and
hit her hand against the door knob once or
twice: made variety of noises, aud then
told me [ could go in. All her trouble was
needless, for when went ID Susan sat on
one side of the parlor and Scissors on the
opposite side, aud they were talking about
war in Mexico Scissors Thankfully ac
cepted my invitation, and showed him to
room, but he did not have a great deal
of time to sleep before breakfast was
ready. -
l brought the parrot out of the parlor.
because thought it would be amusing to
hear him talk while we were eating, and
that ill.omened bird squintcd at Mr. Scis.
sors few moments and then went off:
"Ah-aaa" just rs fast as he could jab-
bcr Scissors, Scissors, Sc.r.r.r, iYuba
Dam. Oh, you quit You're mussing my
hair al! up. Yuba Dam, Scissors, Scr.r
Oh, III scream"
You never saw any one blush so red as
Susan Jane did, and Mr. Scissors was so
embarrassed that he put sugar on his beef
steak, and dipped mustard in his Coffee
Maria kicked my shins under the table un-
til sho abraded the cuticle in several places,
and finally ha told m, a 20 toI. al. l. \