The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1878-09-06
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A as~ssssAS WIN ~Ns psrsrnt~<l ~ish
an h.4s. sIses having hsd ~ clilAf~s "
slas uahrs ssa rsme intn the iAmily. -
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A rs,xxn ~rst~s thaa ~ th~ mueqniepe~
arv ~ sAiek so sl~~p macA Aovn vhesv
ne a. They arr no thin sc sleep a sll
HERE. ~ Ia anybody else that they eaa
grs ~
An odd maia II Hohaken a4ka,
Who ever aA~ 4 man hind \" The
Philadelphia RmifsfIn Nsks. "Who ever
ssw lamb chopy" The lso~son 0sobt
asks, who ever saw hair dye"
Tn.ss isn't much difference betwrcn
an oll nnman soldier and cAnnilsal
Who hAa inss lined ~ nicr young T.
male missionary, for the former WA
gladiator, and llie latter In glAI-hc. ate.
her, tco.
II stem for ouc glance ot yonr rye,
warhlcd m imrrcnniunA fellow - ~
wandered into 4 leading saloon ! lev
DAYS ago. lIc got but glance hiH
range of vision being suddenly esans-
ferrcd 10 the outer Air.
A yorsa NJ. u. who graduated from .
Philadelphia medical college last spTing
claims % have discovered Au infallible
cnrc for yellow fever. He eaya painting
the patient rcd will keep the yellow IN
the fever from showing.
MRs. Hxxrxcx--" How stupid that
you can't rccollcct when Mrs. Maj.
Hhouter cAlledl' Mr.. Henpcck ="
know II was the day you hit mo with the
camp stool" Mrs, Henpcck- -" Then II
was on Friday Mr.. Hcnpcck oh.
NO; that was Che day you threw the ten
pot ut me"
"MiNx's eau 10 vic," responded ! pa-
tiept waiter, ~ hc stepped up readily y
the lar with the three who were invited
10 Join newcomer. "Ycs, and you've
owed Y here now these six weeks" said
the barkeeper, "and oughtto be branded
% man that don't pay" And 10 was
~ branded.
"Wx have plenty Of frcsh salt cir here
--evcn our lady boAssleu wear Aol'tasses
IN their cara" ssid an enthusiastic sea-
side landlord. Don't say ~, aaad the
prcss guest; "have Jon salt !neum 70
the honse?' "Ycs, sir," faid the land
lord, quickly; "ahumorous correspond
ent has II just now
A ruLi. nEARpEp young grandsaehcr
recently hNd his hirsute arpendaSc
shaved Oh, showing clean face Tor the
,irat time for 4 number of years. A. tho
,linner.tablc hin 3.ycAr.old grAnddAugh-
ter noticed II. gf.sesl long with wonder
inR eye, and finally calculated. "drand-
father, whose head you got ont
"Swsnrs 70 the sweet" said = young
man on passing the sirnp u \ young lady
seated III one oF our hotel tAbles. "And
bects 10 the beat" remarked the lady,
showing dish Of TINT vegetable toward
tho younR man. For some reason tho
observation cast Il settled gloom o'cr
countcnance that just before Wan radiant
with amilen.
Hxng IL The peroration Of Nh able
counscl's remarks: II hope, gentle.
men ol the Try. that you will mot Fegarl
the case for tho prosecution - having
l,ccn made ont. But II, 70 suppose ~
impossibility, you should condemn my
clio, l, Let me besecch you 70 have what
mercy ron may have upon this unhappy
man who has never yet strayed from tho
natl, of rectitnlc, anil only asks your ~.
siatAucc 10 enable him 10 return to u.
VOW porn the merry harvester
whi.tle the Io,y saM.
Tho while tbs gentle hnMble,.s~
ships up his Is pAhtaionns
Nonr After The Asnica
~sf1lttfaff LnmberasaH.
NEVER lose yourself In church. II you
have anything weighing On yonr MIND:
a man In nciehbonng city, Who haA
lust ..aid tho milliner. . fearful bill Tor
his better.hAli's new and clAborately
decorated head l-gcar, dropped into . dose
Ia his paw, and, when tho minister gAve
out 70 BE- sung thnt hymn of Monsgom-
cYy's commencing:
What Ii thc thtn8 II Kssaeess pfse
The whole creation Fuund?
the drowsy man. forgetting whGrc he was
and suppoaiug the question va pro.
pounded 10 him personally. clecerified
The congregation ~ very AMttbly eJacM.
lating. my wifc's new bonnet l'--thi-
o0O0 Commercial Adrcrfissr.
| Qullcln On . Cure Tor ConAuMptl0n.
A correspondent write. ~ follows
ahout the no~cr of wcll-known plant
I have discovered remedy for con.
sumption. II hAa cured number 81
cascs after they had commenced olct>l.
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