The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-04-02
FLEA BITES.

be happy il, . two foot board for the car
penter to make the solea. The records il
the Historical Society's Office show that h
did once wear q pair Of boots, but on going
to the junction of the Usage and Missouri
TO pull 'em off during June rise. he los
his grip and they Aoated down stream. Scien
ti6c men talk of the commissions of mature
near New Madrid. Don't believe it. II
Tennies boots. All those convulsions &C
CURED years sgo.
Chicago proposes to abolish its 300,
and sell or give away its wild animals.
Better put Ba in it, aud charge two-bit'
. week.
"A fine, large, young jack for sale Of
trade. Inquire at this Office Varreasbxrs
Democratic Press
We thought Cruise had gone to Mexico
but if he is for sale, We will simply remark
that Charley Everett is in Sedalia.
Wives Of great men remind us
We can make our wives sublime,
And departing leave behind 10
Widows worthy of our time.
-E1ckasge.
But another idea strikes Us:
That she . white-winged angel shall
BE. BY dying years before %,
So We may get another gal.
Carpenter made Beecher a present of &
box of his Rocky Mountain Salve.-K. C
Mail.
Sh-sh-k! Lay low. 1t was COW itch
You'll hear something break, suddenly
unless his suspenders are cast iron.
Officer Flehive ''nabbed" . vsgrani
this noon.-K. C. Mail.
Used to do that often, in the army. Blue
atment III kill um every pop.
"A young couple on the road home from
Beecher's lecture last night. lost their way
in the darkness and brought up in Q ditch
on Monroe street.-1cpeka Blade.
Oh, that's too thin.
He Was the nan who left behind him
the brief letter containing the following
words:
"Whiskey did this; take pity on my poor
little boy 1 cannot help it on account Of
my suffering"
Though ruined By whiskey, he was killed
BY water.
Another sad case of watering whisky.
Always take it straight.
"A Bridgeport man arrested for striking
his wife. Mary, admitted that Mary had .
little lam.
No, that Mary had . knocks.
AT recent Indiana wedding in q
crowded church. the bride had to remain
seated during the ceremony.
Every wom.n ought to file down her
corns before marriage. They are liable to
turn into spurs in time.
-Tramps are still plentiful, and box
can know them veil, metaphorically speak
ing, Of counse.-N Scot Monitor.
Tramps never speak metaphorically-l
they always ask for something to eat.
-Our new correspondent "Phebe," will
please bear with us.-MarskaH Progress.
Well, that Is cool. Phebe better keep
away from that man.
-Ru4is wants more quinine for the !
boys down 1t the front
Oh, no; you're mistaken. Boys down 1t
he front want something stronger than |
4uinine.
Mrs. Vancott. the evangelist, has clos. |
d her three-Weeks labor ut Buffalo,
Poor thing! How tired she must have
wore out, - il were. Did
lid the child live!
An Iowa clergyman u said 10 have
,iven SIS and "four formal, earnest pray.
~" for horse.
1t was least Of prey. But IL that fel-
ow had heard Of Richard, he would have
aised the minister 1t least smother hun.
red.
Dayton. Ohio has just naturalissd
Terra Leone African, who 10 studying Tor
he ministry.
Big waste Of time. He'd soon been
lme enough after preaching little.
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