Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-03-22
GLOBELETS.
Senator Ingalls, studies Chaucer.

This is Lent, and you shouldn't like fish un-
less you are thirsty.
Mr.. Blake NJ. P. for Leominster says: ~
url this at the ed of the Hearl"
The Iowa Legislature has repealed its 80
called granger railroad central law.
Old Mr.. Vanderbilt's money and meanness
appear to have been left to the same son.
Recent events furnish convincing proof that
| the modern college teaches the young idea how
| to shoot.
Rayard Taylor has gone into active training
| for his diplomatic duties. He is now averaging
| a public dinner day
Pennsylvania college, Gettysburg, Pa, has
| received bequest of $4,000 from the estate
| of Miss Aldine Sager.
The faculty of the Indiana Medical college
have reiterated the purpose of the college to
exclude women from the classes.
| Louisville C.-Jou,mol - Business before
pleasure, as the man said who kissed his wife
before going to see his sweetheart
Mrs. Lucy Hooper has commenced series of
| amateur theatricals in Paris for the benefit of
| impecunious Americans in that city.
Hayes. it is said. enjoys even to uproarious
laughter, all the satirical things said about his
administration. He must be the broad grin
necessarily.
They are going to have artificial Niagara
Falls at the Paris exposition. They must also
have few Niagara hackmen to make it all ike
the real thing.
William Lloyd Garrison will on the 18th of
October next, celebrate the anniversary of his
apprenticeship to the art preventative by set
ting up some type.
One of the honorary commissioners to the
Paris exposition is only II years old and of
course his father is a prominent politician"
Great is Hayes and civil service reform.
lecturer on hell is travelling with piano.
rama, which sets forth in vivid coors his
views of the actual condition of the Internal
regions. Red and yellow paint are literally
laid on.
The chief of the bureau of statistics has pre-
:, pared statement showing the exports of ami
0 NAL products from the United States during
the month of February, 1878, the aggregate
e value amounting to S13, 655.2S.
e Brother Newman's Washington congregation
have figured it out that Gen. Grant will return
. | to this country just in time to lift the mort
! | gage on their church. Or perhaps it was
S Brother Newman who did the figuring.
Kalamazoo college, in Michigan. will proba-
: bly, lose $4,000 because Mrs. Denlike, who
9 willed it that much, forgot that she must re-
u main single woman in order to make the will
operative. The bereaved husband gets the
n money.
Mr.. Seth Henkle, of Hardin county, Ohio
has been arrested and bound over to court to
: answer charge of usurpation of office Dir.
\ r. B. Hayes, of Fremont, should profit by the
= warning honest men see in the sad experiences
of Mr.. Henkle.
~ And now it is General Garfield who is smirch-
IN ed, in the taking of S., 1000 fee for his argu-
e. ment in favor of the De Golyer pavement a
g. history of which is furnished by the Washing
=, ton Pest. Those Ohio Republicans understand
~ the business of feathering their own nests.
or The price of kiss in Virginia appears to be
g, dependent upon the demand for vegetables A
wife IN Harrison county recently, being in want
It, of cabbages for dinner went into neghbor's
~ garden and traded three kisses for three heads
s. of cabbage, and her brute of husband is now
suing for divorce.
:. Mr. Fletcher Harper, at the instigation of his
~ wife. has purchased the Sea Shore cottage at
g Atlanticville, N. j., which will be used here
& after as home for sick and infrm people at
va tached to the publishing house of the Harper
Bros. Mrs. Harper will have entire super
IN vision of the establishment.
IN Scr'itney's Monthly publishes "A number of
d, letters written by Boston young lady who was
- schoolmate of the present Queen of Spain in
'o Partisan convent. The Princess Mercedes
was nice little girl in short dresses, and had a
"a prediction for playing prisoners base but she
al was far from diligent in her studies
~ Elihu Washburne has commenced LAYING his
s pins to succeed Oglesby in the United States
Senate in the Republicans have the selec
ton, by already publicly declining Such
IL declarations, if properly handled usually catch
, II enough gudgeons to enable the shrewd wire
:, puller to knock down the persmmons.
n Whitthorne, Democrat. of Tennessee in dis
}. cussing deficiency appropriation bill before
the national House the other day, explained
Mt the true inwardness'' of their necessity when
of he said they were the result of wrongful Of
1t. money by Republican oficeholders. A Demo-
RS cratic administration would change this.
av The Russian debt has been increased s475,-
00O,00O in 1877. This includes all forms of
obligations. bonds, paper money and railway
- obligations. The nominal amount given above,
.a1 s475, 100000, is calculated in Russian paper
"a money. The net addition on specie basis has
IL been 1876. 600, 900. Another campaign woul d
n increase the debt $500 1000, 600 more
Some of the strong minded of New York have
p united in reformation of the Ladies' National
ed League for the protection Of the Indians.
a Among the novel projects in view with the
ne women of this organization, is visit by COM
w mlttee to the Indians of the far West. Then
Il there Is to be conference with the national
authorities branch leagues, and worse than all
an invasion of the lecture field by some of the
members
:, Mr.. Powell Tucker of New York is described
- as the monumental donkey of the age. He in
''' tested Egypt and carried with him pot of
're black paint and big brush, with which he
u.s. daubed in giant letters on all the obelisks and
IN temples. and pyramids. and things, Powell
nd Tucker, New York, 1870. If the Khedive can
ed catch him, Mr.. Powell Tucker is likely to be
p impaled and stuck up to dry on the summit of
A. the Pyramid of Ghizeh.
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Here is the opening of speech made BY the
Hon. Mr.. Barran in the British House of Conn
- mons This remark, sir, was made-ah!-I
in was about to say, last session. that sir, this
,er was said which the urbin in abitants, that is
ed to say, sir, the in abitants what depends on
n where they lives to be admitted to the 'igher
to form of Cover ment, feel sir, is what ought
be not to-to depend on amount of fallacv,