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Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
NOT TO BE WONDERED AT.
from the Washington Post.l

y hentuckiau who attended the
woman suffrage meeting At the cap
itUi on Saturday, on entering the
Marble room, found Mrs. Tnliotsou
standing on table delivering an ad-
dress. Struck by her odd attire and
wishing TO know who she was, he
turned TO u new sboy standing by and
ask, the name of the speaker. The
newshoy, who seemed absorbed in
Mrs. Tillotson's address, lacouicalIy
replied. Dunno; DR.. Mary Wal
ker's daddy. | b'lleve.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
NOT ENTIRELY DESTITUTE.

tBsinbrIdgc. .Gs., Democrat
lie had been gone from the parental
home six mnuths-left home III the
first bloom of summer. with smile
upon his brow and pickaxe Ill hand.
Tho Black Hills his destination, glory
and gCal. 4 summer spent amid the
auritarous rocks - Industry. persc-
verance aud rare i;"owied.:c of
chemistry and minrraIogy his useful
toclS, i'll addition to the plckaNc.
Results are such that be is enabled TO
return sooner than his most san.niue
expectation had allow ed him TO dream
of doing. Almost hnmc, he pause
outside the town untIl high,-fall and
sends to his tinS,"Xpectant parent
the following suggestive mess'Se ::
Bring me Il large blanket and pair
OF old pauts-rve got hst.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
THE REWARD OF THE JOURNALIST.
[From the New Yo,k Evening Post

From the New iOik Evening Post
1t has been said that the actor must
harvest his reputation i'm the gl,re of
the iuotlight.. H.. need expect moth
ing from pos.rri'y. II will know
nothing of him except through i'm
paIpable and uhtru-.wOrlby tra;ti-
ticu. II is even truer Of the jour
ua!isi-:t is truer o: him than of any
other nan whose lfe business
touches so closely the business of aud
lives OF tine public, sHd OF ali thu it-
iIvihuais WHO m K" up lie puhitc-
that he must reap ihe reward OF hi
work while he l. duiag il. He con-
tributes. perhaps. more constantly
than any ot:er work tie enter
taium-nt sni instruction of the pub
lie; but he never sees the public ;
the public never sees him they are
never brought eye to eye and uudcr
the influence OF sympathetic enihusi-
asm of that rcli,iou. But To the
hearty aud eirnest worker in jour
naIism, TO III. born Journalist, his
work is his JOY aud reward.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
A MUSIC LOVING SPIDER.
rfrom the Georgetown Col. Miner. ]


At the Catholic church. on d Sum
day morning before the services, All
unss>uminS little spider can be sren
curIed up i'll his gauzy bower-prob-
ably wrapped up in his morning
prayer. Let the lady organlst but
touch the keys and with eager feet
he will creep couple of feet down
tue wall u; and there his artistic soul
will revei i'll the musical sounds pro-
duced by choir and Instruments.
When the service is over, with the
dying echoes lingering i'll his predA-
tory soul. be retire>. it is hoped, with
regenerate heart. the fact that the
lady orgauist had a faithful aud cher
ishtd auditor of this kind, three con-
secutive Years, who would crawl on
t. the piano, shows that this Is no
isolated Gaze. And whatever NAV
be the opinion of the uufeeling world,
To tie choir Of that church he is ell
Ecared by months of association and
musical Appreciation.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
THE FACT MUST COME OUT.

From the Iowa S;atc RcgiStcr.l
Day after day the. Xp"s.li"n of the
details of the conspiracy III c"n>e-
qucure of which RIL er'"rd B. Hayes
sits as president ot the Cuiica It 'es
goes on, rs il l. sur TO so ON, until
all the damuin2 facts ONE out.
The lesson OF The wi"l.. h.stnry Of
the COZ spiracy, aud its results, is thai
the only fe y, acetml. and pr".p T.
Gus ne hOi for tie p "rlr OF this
rOuntry pursue Is thar marked "ui
h> the constitution. The cUu-plr ~
was based on fraud, th'.ft, atd IRE :
sou; II VS. btcnrd up by hiu>'.r all I
tray; hut the pr"ot IL NOW bsf are the
country that Lad the representatives
Of the people gone straight forward
and done their duly, the phantom
of civil war, " hen approached, would
have vanished like the drt aiu of u
sick child
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
HENRY NJ. STANLEY.

The great African. explorer. was
born IN Wales, 1910. His true name
i, john Row lands. lie came to New
Or,c ms rs a cabin boy. was adopted
by Il merchant of that city, 10y the
name If Stsnicv, enlisted in the Con-
te..cral. army, was taken prisoner,
escaped, returned to Wales, came
back ~ the United States. and enlist
el. i'll the federal navy.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
TRU,sTEE,S SALE.

NTHEREAc. william ID. DIckcy and Jane \.
w Dickey, his vile, bs their certain decd of
trust, dated the 18th day ct September 1878 and
recorded In the recorders Office Of Lafayette
county, tate OF Missouri. in deed book No. 10,
at pag. IS. conveyed to tie undersigned. trustee.
The fnl0ains described real estate, situated III
tho county oi Lafayette. sistr ot Missouri: The
west half OF the northwest quarter ni secii0n
twcn'y-sIN ta6), rang" twenty -;uur t2f) town
ship fifty t5uj to secure the payment o certain
pru;.i.-s, i.Dte or bond therein mentioned and
described; and. whefei-. SAID note 10 nov due,
Hni remains unpaid; now, therefore, al the re
quest Of The legal halder and owner Of saii mole.
AN! under anu pursuance vi said deed oil trust,
!, the Undersigned trustee, viii, on
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY laTH. 1873.
between the hour Of nine O'Clock in the iorr
noon snh iivr O'Clock ia 'h- afternoon OF said
day, In !Iunt of thu court house door in the city
oi Lexington. III said county and hIate. proceed
Ia sell said real e-thte, public Yendur, lOr
cash for The payment ofsiid Note or bond, with
interest due tnrrrun, together with the costs aud
expenses ui tuis trus j,nl2
NJ GRLET Trn-
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
TEE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.

Virginia. New, Enterprise
They have been engaged for long
time, aud one evening not loug siuc,.
they were reading ihr paper together.
"Lrok, love-" he exclaimed "uni,
$20 for o suit "f clothe-." "Is il H
wedding suit 2" she asked looking
nsireiy at tier lover. "Oh. no." n"
an-wered, tits business suit. y
well, | mean business, she replied.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
CHARITY Is LIKE RIPPLES ON QUIET
WATERS.

A little chap, about nine years old,
stepped up to jeff Wagner. while that
gentleman was standing in front of his
restaurant yesterday. and said timidly,
Please give me 4 piece OF bread and
meat; I'm So hungry
''Certainly, said Wagner, in q SYM
pathizing tone, and he hurried into the
kitchen and brought \ tirst-class lunch
to the boy.
The boy looked up at him gratefully
took the lunch. went and sat down on "A
doorstep and went to eating rs ii at the
point OF starvation.
Very soon another hungry boy came
along and asked him tor some of his
lunch. .'I'll give you some said the
boy innocently, Cos that gentleman in
there divided with me-
The charity had been well bestowed
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

PUBLIC SALE OF LAND.

VA7HEREAS, Andrew L. 4. Fulton and Mar
w garci Fulton, his wife, by their certain
mortxag. deed. dated the 4th usy of June, ls5I .
and recorded IN the Office of the recorder Of
deeds 0I Lafayette county, state OF Missouri, IN
book =. No /, pag. 46i, din convey to ,n-
Martin slaughter, grantee IN SAID mortgage deed
aor, said, C-rtsin real estate. lying and being i'll
the county Of Lafayette, in The State ni Missouri.
described MS follows. to-wIt: The west hall OF
the southeast quarter of sectlon six t6, in town
ship fOrty-nin ti9), rang" twenty seven ca,
containing eighty acres, more or less, which
mortgage made to secure the pay
ment OF certain note therein described, which
noie v rs on the 5th day Ui June, 1859. assigned
and delivered tor value received, to " lillian &.
Hall, Il. ceased. which has become due and re-
ma,ns unp8ld; now. therefore, notice Is hereby
gwen that We, the undersigned, Martin Slaugh-
ter grantee In said mortgage, ami Jabrz Il.
shoiweli. administrator OF the estate OF " ll'iam
l.. Hall dec dwili In accordance with the terms
and provisions of ssid mortgage, and at the re-
quest OF tbr legal holder OI SAID note, proceei to
sell the real eetatr herriu described, IT public
v.pdue, to the highest bidder. tor cash. in front
OF be court house dnor, in the city Of L"NlnE-
ton in the county of Lafay ete, and state OF Ais-
souri,, on
SATURDAY THE 10TH DAY OF MARCH, 1873,
between the hours of nine O'Clock IN the fore
noon ami Six O'Clock in the afternoon OF that
day. to satisfy the debt secured by said mort
MARTIN SLAUGHTER.
Morgagee,
janI2th And j. Z. SHu1 WILL.
Administrator of the estate of Nm Z. Hall. dec.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
TRU>TEE,S SALE.

NyHEREAS W:ly Is Farmer. uy his Ger
w tain deed of trust. dated the 30 h day Of
August, 1871, mi recorded, IN The tecurer's
Office OF Lhiuye't" county. sta'" Of Missouri. IN
dee hook numb + IL, at in-c l3. conveyed 10
the Undersigned 'rust,e. ih- ."i""i '!eacr bed
real 'riafr, situate III the County of La
tlN"tt-. nn't state Of Missouri, to-wit: Ia"
suu'i"e-t quarter OF the .o.it:ra-t qi,rt-r ui
lection No. lhiriJ J-sIN tjhj, al l." n-h'p No
t"rt eiSht aoj, oi rag tw"nIy-c Shi t2Sj q.
which sad conr. vance Wa iu.he III ,rusi Il"
secure the payment al n certain pT";Tra-rIN t'Ir
III s,ii 'i' ell OF irI>t described; Hn.i. " iiFr' a.
SAID note IL now du. 4nd ,e!nalns uujaIu; new
therefore. a The Ieque-t Ui ihr .r- ri E"i'rr and
owner oi -aii rot-. and IN tursuaIC. nI the
cOI.dI Iri. of -aii deed uf Trust, !. the uLd.T-
sign"u uu-rtr, VIII,
TUESDAY. FEHKCARY l2TH, 1875.
b"fw' Ell the hours often u'clock III. unh hve
o'cocA p. III DI that day, IL al PUBIC e due.
To ie bighrst bidder, tor cash. IN ir.'Et "I tii-
c"urr hou-' door, in the county % LaiaS,t'c
ami -tatr OF VI s,Uur, the above d-sr rib.d lie Il
reta,e. or much lb.r-ot as may be
NJ crSsHry To pay The amount due on su d nUe-,
aud ;h- cost AMI -hpcn-rs OF ilII TUT
jaul2 GREEN ID SATTEkElELD, trustee.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
ADMIlIsTnATOR,s NUTIf

T EiTERS of admin nistrsiion on the est ,te of
II william 1'--. n.reas"d, we're granted to the
und rs 2r''.i on the 3lst day OF D"c-mher, 1857,
by The froba:" court 0f Lal,y cite county. Mis-
sour
All persons having claims agninst said estate
are "equireCi 10 exhibit them for allowance the
administrator within one wear alter the date Of
this notice, nr shry may be precluded IRON any
benefit of sucn estate. And if such claim b..
not exhibited within two wears they will lie for
Lerer barre,t. ROBERT II. GRAHM
JRE5wi Administrator
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
TEIISTEE,S SALE

JJTHEREAS. Samuel W. Scntt and Mary +.
w scott; HIS w'ir. by th.ir certain iced III
corded III the recnri"r's "iice tor I.a'nyrIr-
ruuniy. and sta.e 81 Missouri, IN deed book No.
-. Al page $50, Conveyed L. the undersigned,
trustee, th. following desrrib, q town l"rs
situaSr, lNIng aud hriD& in the county q. Lainy-
-re. and state al Missouri tO-wr,: h" s"ui Il
:,aii and fra ton over une-hai OF The folio VII
d-scrIhsd "trip Oi Ian IN the civ oil Lexington,
Mo. situated b. twc' II block number thirty -iE"
(33), in the trst addition to the city of LeyIngt
auu Oliver Andersou's addition 10 the city Q.
Lexington at u point sixteen l6) feet north Il
the northwest corner of sali block thlrty- five
iS5), running thence north on live Win te'tAr
street ifty-nine t59I feet o uu alley, thence east
line with SAID alley one hundred and hiiy
tl50I feet, thence south hfty -seven t5I) ieet 10
An alley. thence west on = line with said alley
one hundred and Gfty i;oo) i-et to the beginning:
the part OF SAID land being u part vi the south
side of said strip Of lands and bounded as fol-
lows, to-wit: Beginning on the southwest
corner of said described strip of land and run
ming thence north on line with Cedar street
thirty 1907 feet II certain post in the
center OF said strip ofland. thence east one hum
Of land between the sliey bounding Anisrson'-
addition 10 the city OF Lexington and the alley
bounding the first addition TO Lexington, run
nirg thence souihwe esterly eight tS) feet six (6)
inches to the alley. thence west on Il line with
SAID alley one hundret! and fifty Q50) feet 10 the
beginning; the ground hereby conveyed fronting
one hun,ired aud nifty ,l50) feet. and being about
twenty eight t2S) feet six l6) inches wiie at the
east end; which said conveyance was Inade IN
trust to secure the payment of certain proms-
sorry mote therein mentioned and described and
whereas, said note Is now due and remains
Hnpald; Now, therefore, at the request of the
legal holder and owner OF said note. and under
and in pursuance Of said deed OF trust, !, the
undersignrd, trustee, will on
TUESDAY, FEBRU AIRY 26rH, 1878,
BET geen the hours Of len O'Clock In the forenoon
and four O'Clock IN the afternoon of that day, IL
front of the courthouse door, IN the city Of LrN-
ingtna. Lafayette county, Missouri, expose 10
sale al public vendue, to the highest bidder for
cash IN hand the above described real cstat., for
the payment OF said note and interest. and the
cost and expenses OF this trust.
THOMAS e. BLEDSOE,
ilpI6fi Trustee.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
FINAL, SETTI.t.0IENT-

NOTGCE Is hereby given to all creditors and
of Horn K co firm composed OF Jesse d .
Horn, now deceased, aud .l.,m"s II Earne-,
that the undersigned, administrator and
snrviring partner ot said partner h'p estate.
VIII apply :" make final settlement
oi -ald partnership rsint" tat tie February term,
lsis. "t th- Probate" urt ui l. rftyett- county.
Missouri. 10 y" begun and IA. Il al the cou T.
hollis ihr C';v al I.-Ni' Stun, on the s, cond
MONDAY rf February i>1s
JAMES II BARNES.
i...i1-:t. Admir-. and am VIZ IN. LEI In
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
ssiNs>TstaTDR>, NOTICE,

I EiTtI;> of "rimini-trat on the estate Of
L. Ri.h I'D Y Vaughan, die e,.ed W r., granted
I" The nnier-igu' 4 nn th- - b lav oi Decrtnb r.
lsI;. bv ihc Probate court uf Lafnyetie county
AI--"uri.
Al persons having claims agains, said estate
are required To- exhibit them Tor allowance, 10
r." ;t'ini i-tratpr- within yrar Il; fer the date
of 'hi- notice, or they may he rrecludesi from
any hencnt oi such r>'a'e; and ,f such claims he
not rNbihi' ed IS itbin iwn ih.v will Jt for
ever barred. JENNIE VAUGHAN
CEDRGE VI VAUGHAN
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
foE.l iti.~ i:EfG,!E :..f- =.
nR r. VT 8, a ~ Y, s.
Celebrated American
WORM SIP ECiFiC
OR
VERMIFUGE.
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.

luG oiNS VI "SifEsS.
THE Ecountenanccis palcaud lcadcn-
coloted, with occasional tiu,hcs. or
:. circumscribed spot on one OF both
checks the eyes become dull the pu
Diis diatr AN aZ;nc scmicircle runs
s,long the lower eveiid the nose IS IL
ri,atcd. swclls. and sometimes bleeds :;
= aswelling ot'tfc upperlip occasional
headache, with hunming or tllrob-
bing of the ears an unusual secretion
of saliva; Shiny or furred tongue; :;
breath very foul particularly III the
morning, appetite variable. some
times voracious, with q gnaw!l. s;n-
salion otthe stomach, at o:heis. entire
" gone tleeting pains in the stomach !;
occasional nausea and vomiting vio-
lent pains throughout the abdomen;
bowels irregular, at times costivc !;
stools Shiny not untrequcntly tingci
with blood; belly swollen and hard /;
urine turbld respiration occasionally
difficult, and accompanied by hlc-
cough cough sometimes dry and coh-
vulsivc; uneasy ard disturbed sleep,
with grinding Of the teeth temper
variable. but generally irritable, sc.
Whenever the above symptoms
are found to exist.
DIR. c. MCLANE'S VERMIFUGE
will certainly effect a cure.
1T DOES NOT CONTAIN MERCURY
in anv form ; it is an innocent prepare
ton. not capable Of aoiHg Tire eIiicht-
rst iujmyto tie most tcnat1' iilfant.
The genuine DR.. NJ: LANE : YER
MtrUGE bears the signatures of G.
VI! LANE and FLEMING Bros. on the
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

r EIirRS decentralization with will annexed
IL on the srate IL Joseph l.. YouuS-, deceased,
were granted IN the undersigned on the 18th day
OF Jan ua y, ISIS. by the Probate court OF La
fayrtte county, Missouri.
All per.o having ciatms taRalnst saio rstate
are required to exhibit them to me for allowance
within one year alter the dae OF this notice, or
they May b. precluded from any benefit OF such
estate and if such claims be not exhibited u with
in TWO years they will be forever barred.
JOSEPH l.. YOCSGS, JR.,
jap26-3t Administrator win Will annexed.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
TO CONSERVATIVES.

CONSUMPTION, that scou,ge "I humanity,
~ is the great dread of the human family, in
all civilized countries
feel confident that am in possession of the
only sure, iDfallible Rrmedy-now known to the
professionalism the positive an'r speedy cure Of
that dread disease, and its unwelcome concuniit-
ants. viz: tatarrh, Asthma Bronchitis, Nervous
Debility. &c, &c. Twenty eight ears experi-
ence. us busy pracitiore rer IN the best Consump-
ton Hospitals of the Old nud New World. has
taught me the value of this Medicine in the cure
OF all Throat and Lung Complaints.
Those suffering with consumption or any OF
symptoms, they shull be put in possession Of
this great boon, without charge, and shall have
the 6enedt of my experience In Thousands Of
cases sue, ehsiuliy cIt.d. Full directions for
preparation and use. and AL necessary advice
and instructions Tor SUCCESS iul treatment ut ynnr
own home, will be received by you BY return
mail, free Of charge, by addressing
DIR. JOHN 9. BURNETT,
I67 Jefferson st.eef,
aprl+iy LoUDVusLk,sK,f I.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
FINAL SETTLEMENT.

NOTICE Is hereby given 10 all creditors and
~ others interested In the estate OF W iliiam K.
Beatty. deceased, that he ersiSnnd, admin
tstrtor OF sad estate, Viii apply ;u naSe tinal
settlement OF said esiate at TIE L, oruary trIm,
ISIS, Of the Probate court nf Lafayette county,
Missouri, I" b. hrgun and held at ihD courih"u-c
in the city Of Lex nrioR, GA The second Monday
in February, ls.s. CORNELIUS Y. FORD.
lanI2-5W Administrator.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

Fraud has been br' ught 10 light i'll
the bald d-headed club OI Nevada. The
constitution of trat organization de.
clarea that the man with The baldcsi
head shalt be president, aud it has
been proved thut member had his
badness enlarged by shaving 30 ss to
obtain the presidency.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
DIR. c.. MCLANE'S
PILLS.

These Pills are not recommended
asarcmedy for all the ills that flesh
s heir to-. but in affections of The
tivcr, and in all Bilious Complaints.
dyspepsia, and Sick Headache. or
diseases OF that character, they stand
without arrival
AGUE AND FEW Err
No better c;ltiiartic can be u,.d prc-
2arllory To. or al, CT taking & l,uiirc.
a. - simp!ep"rgttive tiny are na-
c4uHied.
BEWARE OF I-1IEiT.uss.
The genuine are never ug..rcuatcd.
Each box mas Il red wax seal ou The
id. nth the impression Dr. Vi:
LASEs LIVER plr1<.
Zach wrlpps" b";,"+ Tie signatures
Of c. =" LAaf a.; f. wryl Bros
Sold i: III r.. ..:,u.u druggists
Sad country 5 ny. 'n2Iygs generally
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
FINaE SCTTT-cuEHT

NOZZLE is hereby given tu all creditors and
~ nihrrs interested IN the estate OF George
A lex, 'ic'easea that the Undersigned admin
-ctl!' ment ui sail estate al the February term,
Ie'a, of the Probate court OF Lafay ette county,
Missouri, in be begun and held al the cour house
IN M rIty nt Lexington, on the second Monday
IN February, 1873. A. G.. EUKNHAM.
a 4
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
LECTURE
TO YOUNG MEN.

IUST published. in Sealed HNA
- cnTel"pe. Price. six cents. A N/
Lecture on the Mature Treatment
and Radical cure OF Semlna Weakn, 81, or Sper-
maiorrhpa, induced by SeifAbuSe Inv" v"luniary
Emissions. ImpOtency, Nervous d.. lity, and
lmpe,imcnts tt Marriage generally, Consunp-
ti"n, Epilepsy and Fits; Mental MI hysical In
capacity, &c-Bv rOBERTJ CULVtRn ELL,
NJ D.. author of the Green Book - &c. 1he
wotid-rcnownrd author, in this admi able Lee
ture clearly nr 'veI roin his uwn experience that
the awful Consequences OF self Abn-e may lie rf-
iec'ua removed without s,ed c Inc, and without
dangerous surgical operations, bpugies, ins,ru-
ments, rings or cprdiai,; Pointing out MOLE of
cure ~ ,nce O. rtain ana ehtctual, hy which
cry sufferer. no matter what MS condition may
be. may cure himself cheaply, privately and rad
caiiy. Tins Lecture Will prove boon to thou
sands and thousands. sent, under seal, in \
plain envelope, to any address. on receipt If six
cent, 0rLmu pnst.g. stamp Address the Pub
Al Ann st New York; z. . Box, 1855. ocl3yl
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
LANDSFOR RENT

THE undersigned has two farms for -
I"nt, near Lexington and within the ..sI
bounds of Il city school district. Those III
Siip wish to rent, can apply fo myself DkG
or Judge ! 4. :. Tut for information In
tan5,;.s NJ W TATE
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
EDUCATIONAL AND RELIGIOUS.

&. S.r,lrman o! thts city, intimately connected
W.. - educational and -elisions Affairs, kinhly
o-,tst> is IN increasing he interest and useinl-
n,s- ,f The Int,Iligsncer by editing this depart
np.rf ED
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

"Are there any fools in this town."
asked a stranger of a newsboy. "l
ion't know" replied the boy; why,
are Won lonesome %
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
FARM FOR SALE.

I WISH TO sell the ''CURTIS FARM
i three and half mies IRON Higgins s'
vile, and the same distance from Aull- III
vile, Containing l12s acres. There are -1HsA
I.5 acres enclosed and in cuitivaton; good
two story house; good orchard Oi choice fruit;
good water: excellent timber. near the house.
Terms. LOW FOR CASH. Address. call on
me at Higg 'n,viiIe. ii. j. HIGGINS.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
FARM FOR SALE.

A TWENTY ACRE FARM FOR s250 .
n Three miles fom Dover. The i'm EsE..1
pruvement1 cost the money; II acres in EHmu
cultivation: good water and range; two -Na..A
room hogs. and lair fencing; plenty OF timber;
-ood tobacco land, with coal under II, out OF
" h;ch the money can he made. IL is dirt cheap.
will trade Tor stock or goods notes. Apply at
oncr to a. Z. AS BURY,
ilnl5-3H Dover Mo
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

A lazy low, lying down on the
grass said, "Oh, how 1 do wish tha,
his was called work, aud we'll paid
fur!'
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

Since this thing started there have
been seventy-three different kinds of
hell discovered, with several thcu-
Logical sernluari"s yet to hear from.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02
ADMINIsTRATRIx' NOTICE.

r ETTkRS of administration oil the estate OF
i Mary q; Allen, deceased, We're RTani",! to
the undersigned on the ed da. Of January.
1875, by the Probate court of Lafayette county.
Missouri.
ALI persons having claims against said estate
are required to exnIbit them Tor allowance to the
sdmini.trarrix within one year after the date ot
this notice, OF they may be precluded from hn@
benefit of such estate. And If such claims be
NOT exhibited within TWO years they will lie for.
ever barred. ELIZABETH e. ALLEN,
i,naf-s, Admins,ratrix.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

Pleasure is manifested in different
ways, but we believe nobody ever
heard q man sing when he had drop
ped scutile OF a-hcs on the back
st,irs.-fBridgepnrt 1t Standard. Or
bod OF coal on his tendercst corn.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

,"How's your husband this evening,
Mrs. Quagg ~ NO Improvement,
doctor, one way or the Otler.'
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

Glow Intoxicating the moonlight
is to night" remarked lady the
other evening. Yes" replied her
companion THAT is because the moon
- full"
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

A conjugal broll /, not as palaiabie
as saddle rock stew, but there is
generally more of it.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

In the Commune of Rivola d'Adda,
in Italy, u woman has given birth to
quintuplets, al living. y year ago
he bore four children at birth.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1878-02-02

oh. I've loved BEFORE" said a
Detroit woman to her fourth hus-
Dand. rs ehe took a handful of hair
from his head because he objected to
hang out the weeks washing.