The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-04-11
The discussion 81 eternal punish
meat promises 10 las, forever

MtAN ENRNAs%Se ~ tAHN f@ANfAtr
a Bridgeport taAn arrested ior
striking bis wife. Mary. admitted that
May bad hiae lam
Mr. Ncitlo was recently married
20 a Miss Thorn That's what you
might call priekIy pair
The gifls call telegraph operators
electric sparks Bat they always re.
ceise them without being shocked.
There, gasps John Ball. wiping
bis heated brow, thank 'eaven that
hold hobelisk bis landed bat last
Miss keeter is the name Of the
sweet singer Of New Jersey The best
blood Of the Jerseys flow through her
veins.
--Au sure, its aisy enough 10 build
q chimley, said o'RouFke ye how'd
oBe brick up an Just slip another one
under IL.
"A girl baby with three arms has
been born IN Michigan, which looks as
Il holding hairpins in the mouth was
going out Of fashion.
Josh Billings | notiss one thing.
the man who rides on the kars every
day II satisfied with one seat, but the
man who rides once a year wants at
least four.
A negro teamster ia Nashville de-
clates that he must either give up
driving mules OF withdraw from the
church. the two positions peIng iucom-
patible.
What a sad commentary tits upon
our civilization 10 admit that the man
who gave soft soap TO the world is still
sleeping ia an unmarked grave.
When Mrs. A. T. Stuart wears
her s35. 900 solitaire diamond, her heart
must smite her as she thinks Of the
poor women who drag out miserable
existence with diamonds that only cost
10000
There is happy Bland. -Roches-
ter Democrat. Far. far away in
Washington. Yonkers Gazette. Where
saints ia congress in a horn. Cam
den Post Drunk every day-for q
fact. Burlington Hawkeye,
"A New Yorker ate Welsh rare
Bit and drank six glasses Of lager beer
before going to bed He dreamt that
he cav Bob Ingersoll in his night shirt
with a pilehfork. chasing the dovi
over al Illinois prairie.
There is also an absurd promi-
hence given the In God We trust,
which is a new thing in our coinage.
The words should be One hundred
cents = Cincinnati Commercial But
tbat would be more Of a-oi s-whop.
per than The other Hartford Courant.
--0Leary's victory almost compen.
safes for the Chicago FIRE, which was
caused by the kick OF bis mothers
COW. which broke the lantern which
fred the straw which lay la the barn
which the peeler saw which wasn't put
out by the strolBng lout and burned
the town that Cheek built.
While prisoner was being search
ed al a police station, be suddenly
blurled out: I'll never believe ia old
sayings agaia What's wrong with
old sayings asked the captain. Why,
there's one that says. Heaven helps
them that helps themselves helped
myself To pair Of breeches. and now
uherc am Where is heaven Where
Is the help 10 get out O. thiss
AT The conclusion Of festival last
summer. An excellent teacher. DESTROYS
Of administering iriiiing moral lessea,
iuqaifed Of tho boys If they bad enjoy.
"a The FcPaai With the ingenious
modessy Of youth they all responded,
Yrs. sir. Then, asked the excellent
teacher. II you had slipped iato my
garden aud picked those strawberries
without my leave. would they have
tasted as good as now Every boy IN
tha, stained aud sticky company
sbrieked. Nc. sifl Why mott Cause.
said little Thomas. with the cheerful.
cess Of conscious virtue. then We
shouldn't have had sugar and cream
wilh en-.
An old dafkcy who was asked II
IN biz experience prayer was ever ans.
wered. replied Wen. sab, some
prap i Ansud an some isa't-'Pends
on what you aAks Co. Jest artef Dc
wAh. u'es Il was mighty bard scratch.
ia TO- DC called hredden. | 'beAEved
dat webcbler | pway De Lo'd 10 sen
one O Marse Peyton's tat Turkeys g.
De ole man. dere vas DO notiee took 90
De pArtisios bas ives pway DAT He
would sen DE- Go man ~ De turkey. dc