The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-02-19

-Xu. Anoero0! " rensoWg JOvyn01.
DknoeTaf.
Dunno whether be Ct two or three; but
that vss . bad old bite he goa at the mouth
Of the Mississippi.
DO the people Of warrenshnre want
rsilrosd communication With Chicago
Journal Dsmoeraf.
Better % tn hell in the good old way, il
The roads are bad.
Will the SedaIia Democrat tell o. who
il fasors for supreme Warens6srg
Journal Demoeraf.
We don't know how our neighbor feels
about il. but the Almighty suits u>, 20
Ear.
Ia Sherman mad?-Kansas City Tmea
Dunno bot IL Mn. Fitch has been trim
ming her toe nails with his razor, or some
body hss used hi. boot brush for stove
slackins, We expect the old knes is red hot.
Mrs. Swi~helm cannot underatsnd vhy
coats d., not button behind. Now We can
tell Mn. Swis-helm that no man wants to
turn around 10 do his bust0ninx.
Mi~ Swisshelm can button her coat be-
hind or befront; she can tie Il si,h shoe
string. or fssten il with shingle nail; she
can put hor.e buckle on il, or catch j,
with q snap. Darn her old coat! But che
must let the mems clothing alone. Well
button our coats or 60 in our shirt sleeves,
you old peak nose meddler.
Little girl (who likes to drive hor.es
and play BALL ~ wish God would amssh
me all to pieces and make me . boy"
Huh. child! Wait till you are grown
England expects every man to do hi
duty"
We're ready. Fetch along your val
news. Admiral Hornby has bombarded
Fsseerenhund~Uedscroh and captured Gen
Swar,sdgh,rsk-oH! Pshav! tb~ms easy.
"A poem, 1.-THE burning IL the Southern
Hotel. BY the gifted Annie D,bvn, will sp
pear next week. Hwreasbsrg Josrsai- Dem
ocraf.
whs-vhst did the gifted Annie bun
the hotel fort
The late King Of Italy caught cold By
standing ut IN open window At night.
A the spring il nearly here. ve nere'!
" mention this for the benefit al "her" vh'
may Be waiting for chin" to come.
"A resident Of La Angeles, Cal, j
now gathering ripe tomstOes from the sUI
Of twenty foot Ladder. The vine. which
il twenty i've feet high. has been trained ol
The sunny side Of the houss and show
bloaoms and fruit in every stage Q
growth.
We have frequently referred to the dan
ger which attends the gathering OF tOma
toes from such dizzy heights. The avfu
fate Of thousands Who brsak their back
gathering tomatoes in this country, shoul
be warning. The right way to pick "a
mstoes il tn % up in b~lloon, and il u bel
ter to let the fruit that grows over thre
miles high to fall Of its own accord than Z
ssrsnele to death in the rsri6ed air for
few tcmatoes.
There srs "Ninety and Nine" IN III
fold, and Beecher has oil the outside brow
ing to himself.
-There's letter at the BAzoo Office "a
one John Grub. Has some bird Of pre-
desoured this early worm?
| Sheriff Davis found il his painful do
10 take to J~6erann City THE week, alOn
With the other Pogues sentenced at on
special term Of circuit court to variou
yesn in the State Pri~'n, . man Ut on
time known ~ the editor Of popula
Drmocrs,ic paper in this couniy.-Brss
ssek Nexs.
Hush-sh-sh! Lay low. He u engage
IN the work Of Reform.
Capt. Ankers had charge Of the ill.fate
Metropolia. We don't suppose he '.nkel
after another trip in rotten vsssel.-Brxa
ssek Nexs.
Mebbe noe-webbe not. Bot he'll Ankle
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