The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-06-23

How can aman with no wings b said 70 b.
winged. IN an AFFAIR OF honarf r Because In
going out 70 fight . duel, he makes . goose Of
himself
Said the little pet OF the household on her
Dirthday, ITS q lovely doll, dear grandpa and
Erandma But-but-rd been hoping 1t would
An ePigram has been epigrammaticaily do
fined Is fbilows.-
An epigram's . bee-a little thing
with Just . buzz, some honey, and . sting.
Victor Hugo wrote to . sfraternal ban
quet" Of working men that he could not be
present, but sent them "a shake Of his hand
from the bottom Of his heart"
The little darlingl he didn't strike Mrs.
Smiths baby on purpose. DID hef y was .
mere accident, wasn't 1t, dear Z" YES, ma;
and IL he don't behave himself, III do II again.
"A servant girl hearing tho lady Of the
house ask her husband TO Bring sDombsy and
Son" with him when he came home 70 dinner,
laid two extra plates for The supposed vidtorp.
81 say, Portsmore." said . gentlsmsntoa
get to give my love to him." Hour baby haint
han i'm; 'e's han 'cr," responded the father.
81 i've in Julia's syes,n said an Affected
dandy In George Coiemans hearing ~ don't
wonder at II" replied George, 'since I observ-
ed abe had . sye In them when ! saw her
lasti"
-"What Q sour temper that laboring man has
who work. for you said one neighbor g an
temper il sour, tho rest Of tho iaboring man IL
sweet"
IaDo, you think raw oysters are healthy p
asked . lady Of her physician.
30 far as I know, they are. never knc
piled.
"A man who had been arrested for stealth
o lot Of beans was brought before the mag
trate. "What's this man been doing r. ask,
the justice. "Been stealing. your honor,
answered tho clerk.
An exchange Gays the only jokes womc
like to read are those which reflect ridicule :
men," Eyes," adds another exchange, 80
taking up paper q woman invariably turns I
the marriage column
An American paper records the abductio.
That's in accordance with the old story il
Mother Goose" where the dish ran away with
tho spooB.
"A matronly lady asked one younger IL
years why she did not require Of her cola
panion to teach her the French language. Il,
which interrogation she replied that one toagu,
was enough for any lady.
Ilne PsPers Ieiate an anecdote o. : peauti'
Ii young tAay, VINO mao become piinny navnI
<ecovereo ner sight aitei marriage. IL IL nc
tning ior peopie's eyes 70 DC opened
aiter matrimony.
is that z friend OF yours" said a gentle
tha .tvast s.T.n't tsii I'M ners ss}nrds y y.
tnrned tha individual addressed !. Tvsinst lon,
him ! soversiens
eA
An old lady In Baltimore, aged IS years
named Betsy Quaie, recently set fire to he
clothing while lighting her pipe, and wal
severely burned. This IL the oldest Quale oil
toast OF which we have any record.
boy! 7" said an ill-tempered old fellow to
noisy lad, ''what are you hollcrin' for when
am going byf"
'Humph (" returned the boy. "What arc you
going to do when am hollerin' 2"
moor old woman WIN Ind uo,l.a mn
,oiIsd for nearly tbrsoseore vesrs ssi5 n III,
J;dn,t thipL she,d nave rrst IN lie newt wo,Ir
sha'd tie 4 m,ii.stoperound her neck' and INN,
MO the river and 60 To- Tho bottom and stat
tl..ro "a LONG a a aha lvad