The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-03-08
RDrroRsA PARAGRAPHS.

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She has lost her Turkey.
Politics breaking out in lively pos
tules. Bat,we've been vaccinated.
The Vatican at Rome contains l / 900
rooms and could accomodate &c, 900 peo.
pie, Mg
The Georgia constitutional eonvsn-
tion has given the Legislature power to
regulate rates and passenger fares on
railroads
It cost Pennsylvania s70o, 600 to put
down the railroad riots; and now she
is waiting for another Centennial
to get even. aae
Mrs. Denison, the anthoress, has
made enough money out of "That hus-
band of Nine to purchase a residence
in Washington.
An Albany man who swere Off New
years is now heard TO remark with fell
ing; aWe ave only one (hic) life to
live ere anyway"
Linn is the second county in the State
in wealth. Her taxable property is
S4,620,S ,S03; that of Marion is 81, 1885,
400 Multnomah has sloy0l9,955.
Two members Of the French Legis-
lature fought duel with swords last
Friday. One of them ran his antagO-
mist through with his frog sticker.
The Louisiana authorities ingged all
of the returning board save Eliza
Pinkston. She will go in along with
Hayes, Bill Chandler and Sherman af-
ter while
A new Radical daily is talked Of
here. 1t seems TO us that the Radical
party Of Linn is sufficiently buried now
without driving this additional nail in
its coffin.
4 new boot for gentleman has a steel
clad toe. The increasing army of book
and tree agents has had something to
do with the ntorduction.ofth this fishion.
no doubt.
Gev. Chase won the farmers votes
in Ohio by eating bread and milk, and
now Linn county candidate is beeom-
ing as thin as wafer by trying the
same dodge
An Albany sport last week had his
ten, nine aud pedro caught in game
Of Don saneho, and now says he is
believer in hell Of anything else to pun
ish such fraud.
The grandson of an English baronet
drives a public hack in Buffalo, and can
charge as exobitantly as if the pursuit
had been followed by his family for un-
told generations.
Its proposed to lay pipes up and down
the bayou near Frsnklin, La, through
which syrup can be pumped any dis
tanee from any sugar house 10 the huge
factory on the Teche.
The story comes from Washington
that DR. Mary Walker has fallen in
love with Brigham Youngs son, John
c. We always believed retribution
would overtake John.
4 California exchange bloyiates like
fury because it has been favored with
a rain storm We can't blame it; we
would do the same thing If we were
favored bya dry spell.
There viii be only II divorce suits
in our Linn County Circuit Court this
term. There would have been an even
dozsn but ere contemplated marriage
flashed in the pan last fall.
orvil Grant, the somewhat notorious
brother of Ulysses, is in San Francisco
vending patent smut machine. How
ever lots Of other Radical leaders are
running "smut machines"
Let US think. Wasn't there live
party in this country some
where at one timel But it has been
80 long ago that the thing has about es-
,aped the memory of man.
The Pope was worth only s3l, ,OOo,-
100 when he died, but then he didn't
lave IAuch OF chance yon know. He |
lad never been chairman of a railroad
ommittee in the l. 5. Senate.
We are open for biz, for putting can
lidates till after the Jui.e election-no
onger After that We shall expect the
in consideration of our able
,odied assistance, to take US to raise.
A Radical editor falls to sassing MS
nd calls us San unregenerated Phil
stine." Well, that's all right, Billy,
nut we do protest against being slain
With the jaw-bone of an ass; 50 stop
our yawp.
Rhode Island objects to the silver
ollar because it takes up so much
oom.- Worcester Press.
Then we s'pose little Rhosly would
mother if blanketed under hundred
ollar greenhaek
A7day or two since lad some eight
ears Of age said to his mother Moth
:, which are we, Catholics or Episco-
alsF I'VE amt any of them, said
ounger brother. chinninr in m,re,ra