The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-01-29
For Sufficient for the Day is the
Evil Thereof.

so We don't care ii ii l. Sunday we re going
TO sing tell vou brother sugar-grabher-
we used To ne hei,r on the sing. IIow's
this:
oh, wunsi | lgvd anUtheI gal,
Hur name IL was Mur-rier,
hut Sarah deer. mi iuy foru
Is forty times more hier
We told you 50. oh. we're sweet singer
in Israel or New York either, We are. hut
perhaps you don't Ike the song Well, lis
no trouble to show scod--how's this
Another sixty DAYS on so,
And where the snow bird lranks
\ dozen sons al Italy
Will kerosene their crank.
And stirring up the innards
Of that hurdy-gurdy thing.
In. ult the air oi heaven
In tie lie Of Gentle SrriE.
Referring 10 spring, puts Us IN mind that
the DAYS are growing longer. Yes sir. III a
lew DAYS more, when Kelley goes to ring
that q O'Clock bell, tine sun will just strike
him square in the nose witt: lis last expir-
ing RAYS. Heat, YOU know, expands and
cold contracts though the coolest contract
We ever undertook was TO shovel snow oti
a sloping sidewalk. Ii was awful cold
and the moment shovel would strike II,
II would instantly freeze 10 death and
stand right up stiff We bought more
shoyels-no Use, in two minutes they We're
all standing right up straight on tina; side
walk froze To death. Bought out five
hardware stores, and worked on the side
walk a week, and when We left it to pu,
in the balance of the winter i'm the poor
house, there were SEQ -hovel~ on that side
walk.
working 70; liz was AZ awful .wearer, but II
was so cold YOU couldn't hear him-ircze
the cuss words right up. We knew he was
swearing, because his lips were working "uI
big cap G'- and US., bat they Tell 10 ia,
ground in icicles.
Well. the first warm day all those oath'
kets. Great heavens. The shingles turned
over and curled up on the roofs, and i"i
three weeks. every TIME the sun would
shine, those oath- kept thawing ont, anti
everybody moved away from the neiehbot-
hood.
oh, he Va, All awful sweater, that mai
was But about expansion and contraction
John Henry was with Julia the otheI
evening, when she observed
John, dear, what is all this talk abou
contracting and expanding the currency
and which do Won believe >"
SWELL, NV sweet, !" said John pulling ul
his collar, that depends upon circum-
stances Ia some cases ] should advocate
contraction of currency and in Others eX-
pansion OF it. II is according TO the cir
cumstances *, the condition al
things"
But what l. th. diii.reno. between th,
two, and how do circumstances affect them
that's what I want 10 know, John ~
''Oh, that's easily explained said John
in a tone of grea: cheerfulness. For III
stance, when We are alone we both 81; on
one chair, don't we
'Ies"
That's contraction When We hear youl
ma or pa coming We get on tw" chairs. d'
We not9''
Il should certainly say That We did.
We'll, nv love, that Is expansion
John" said she, burrowing under his ear
''we are contracting now, amt we?'
You bet" said John, with intense cheer
fulness
That's the kind al = dictionary join
Henry WAS.
But If he was a little fellow, and Iuli:
was big fellow, he would he in the sap
fix Jones was. For Jones was
A thin little fellow had such fat wife
Fat wife. lat wiie-iod bless her
She looked like drum and he looked like
fife,
And il took all his money to dress her
tod bless her
To dress her
God bless heI
To dress her.
To wrap up her hody and warn. up her toes
Fat toes. fat toes-tiod keep her
For bonnets and bows and silken clothes,
To eat her. and drink her and sleep her
God keep her
To drink her
And keep her
And sleep her
She grew like target. he grew like a>worc
A sword-a sword-(iod spare her.
She took all the bed and she took all Tia
board,
Aud il took whole sofa 10 bear her.
God spare her.
To hear her.
tod spare her,
To bear her
She spread like turtle. he -hrank like
pike,
A pike-a p,ke-tiod save him
And nobody ever beheid the like,
For they had to wear glasses 10 shave hin
G0d save him.
To shave him
tiod save him
To shave him
She iattened away till she bursted one ds,
Exploded-bIew up-God take her.
Aud all the people that saw il say
She covered over one acre.
you thke heI
An acre,
God take her
An acre
Yes. two acres-a whole block.
Talking about acres, always puts IL
mind OF mule-they seem to he endurir
silent teothache all the time. Just nov
the creates; curiosity in the world can b
seen in Reeds lane in Texas, where Their
are seventeen dead mules mired down i
the mud. No man ever saw dead mul
before. We have asked brave veteran
who have been all through the war, ii the
ever snw dead mule, and their answer ha
invariably been that they never did. The
have seen the deadly cannon ball that rive
the massive oak-that ploIghed ghastl
gaps through living ranks-strike mul