Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1878, 1878-08-02

JOHN HEAD.
j. l.. JOLLEY. .-...... ...r.
ALEX HUGHES.
c. 4. LouEsBERRy,
B. F. CAMPBELL,
Z. B. CHAMBERS.
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Notes and News.
Lost st seattle sight Of land.
Chicago has been having young food.
Minister Noyes has gone back to France.
Something for ladies' ears only-ear-rings.
The Milwaukee wheat corner has weakened.
Judge Page, Of Minnesota, is again on the ram
page
Dennis Kearncy the agitator, has arrived in
Boston.
The hungry man will catch at strawberry
short cake
Beccher has new name for tramps; he calls
them parasites.
The yellow fever in southern cities is assuming
serious proportions.
Austria has taken peaccable possession Of her
slice Of that Turkey.
Mrs. Tilton has been offered one hundred dol
lars night to lecture.
The grain area of the South is said to be larger
than at any time siEce 1865.
Dakota's wheat crop for the present season is
estimated at 15.OOO,OOO bushels.
Baltimore lady recently in fit of jealousy
potted her spouse with hatchet.
At Owatonna a company of veterans has been
armed by the state authorities.
The Iowa State Agricultural College and farm
arc reported in successful operation.
The Washington monument is 10 he completed
The contemplated height being 800 feet.
A boot and shoe house in Red Wing manufac
lures rs 900 boots and shoes per aDnum."'
The Americans in Paris on the 4th deposited
wreaths Of flowers on the tomb OF Lafayette.
The sale Of four per cent government bonds for
July Will amount to twenty million dollars.
America Is the granary Of the world yet thous
ands Of her people are begging their bread.
Kind words are better than gold. and the voice
Of a friend has saved many man from ruin.
The work Of rebuilding in the burned district
OF Faribault is progressing as rapidly az possible.
BE happy If you can. but do not despsc those
who arc otherwise, for you know not their troub-
les.
The Oregon Indian news is very mcagro.
1t seems to lanSuish from lack Of sensation mate
rial.
Some people arc not worth the market value of
the Iron in their blood and the lime in their
bones.
Jules Verne. the biggest liar on earth VIXEN Eli
Perkins is dead is yachting on the coast of Por-
tugal.
The Pioneer Press acknowledges the receipt of
some excellent samples Of wheat from Northern
Dakota.
Why is 1t that ladies' who are always so averse
TO growing old are continually adapting new
wrinkles.
On the morning of the 4h ice was formed in
Gold HILL Scv., to the thickness OF pane ofwin-
dow glass.
Minnesota nnd Iowa are being visited with
series OF heavy hail and rain stoi ms. doing great
damage to crops.
Gen. Boynton. OF the Cincinnati Commercial.
crittciscs some of the reported interviews with
Gen. Grant in Europe.
many Hall. This carpet knight Of politics is at
last iu congenial company.
A torpedo has been invented for the purpose Of
protecting graves or rather their occupants from
the ravnges Of the resurrcctiOnist.
The Royal Library nt Paris contains Chinese
chart of the heavens made about GOO years b. G.,
In which 1850 stars are correctly represented.
Edison's latest invention measures pressure
Now VIC will be able to tell just how much pres
sure girl can stand before her ribs commence
to crack.
Reports from the Minnesota wheat crop are dis
couraging. In q few localities fair crop will be
harvested but the average of the state will be
very low.
Old win c ia whocsomcst; old pippins tooth
soonest; old wood burns brightest; old linens
wash whitest; old debts are surest, and old bache
lors-what?
colorcd man in Richmond recently proved
his fitness for freedom and equality by shooting
thedusky object Of his affections. He did it like
q white man.
The rivalry between the Minnesota State Fair
at st. Paul and the Minneapolis exposition will
ensure excellence in both and we predict an i'm
mcnse success.
Minnesot is TO have dog show in connection
with her State Fair Some of the most noted
''purps' in this country and some from 'Yarrup''
will be on hand
The St Paul Globe man don't seem to appre-
ciatc Henry Ward Bccchcr's liberal IDEAS Isn't
1t about time We gladly excused any preacher from
wearing corscts.
Profs. Gilbert and Hayden, neronauts have re-
Gently made match of balloons. The fellow who
gets up the highest and stays longest "catches
the persimmOns." --.
A Brooklyn girl who is an heiress to million
dollars has just eopcd with red headed freckle
R~n I~r 1ot,. hfof fNp,
ing when out Of Jail
"A new application of the old maxim, 1.-THE hair |
Of the dog will cure the bite Russia solicits
financial plaster from Rothchild to cure the thrust
given 1t by Beaconsfcld. aH
In San Francisco, the other night, when stage |
fell under the weight of 200 fingers, reporter
counted fourteen different styles of stockings be-
fore the dust settled in his eyes.
A Virginia woman refuses to marry a bald
headed man, though he is millionaire. She ex-
planned: "We'd have a family. fight sometime,
and he has no hair to catch hold Of"
brought suit for iiibci against Porter Warner, Of
the Black Hills Times, and VIM. r. Snyder, who |
wrote the article alleged to be libelous.
The marquis Of Lerne recently appointedgover-
Scotch Duke Of Argyle and the husband of Queen |
Victoria's sixth child, Princess Louise.
Bob Ingersoll says he is g!,ig g!o,iing to Minnesota
cal: ''Somc mistakes of Moses Religious.
A farmer in Louisiana fixed spring gun to kill
off troublesome bear and then pulled the wire |
to see ifthc thing would work. 1t did, and the |
widow is now figuring up the cost of the funeral. |
Gen. Grants friends are busily engaged in keep.
ing his name before the public on all occasions.
party 1t for president but woudnt it be- we'll to
idents - =" - :" '''
Good old DR.. Fowler Of the Christian Advocate,
dertake to establish n throne, it would be better
for man to 60 to sea In stone boat, with iron
oars and leaden sails. with the wrath OF God for a
breeze and hell for the nearest port
Two prominent citizens of Madison, Ind.
fought a duel last week with double barreled shot
guns at ten PAGES; exchanging two shots hurting
It leaked out next day that the seconds loaded
the guns very carefully with paper wads.
The Warm Spring Ind ans declined sns the other
been converted; but having been steadily urged,
they agreed to do as they had been requested pro-
vided a each one Of them shoald receive horse
ting civilized. They talk like white men.
A lover who had ''gone west" to "makea home"
for his "birdie," wrote to her: I've got the finest
quarter section oflaad Gso acres. ever put
you buy another quarter section, John, so we can
have lawn around your foot?" John made
home,'' but birdie never was the mistress oft.
Co., Mimi, she devil, is dead and his murdcrcas
ought to be. A bad woman can be mcaner than
a man dare be, and after revelng in deviltry upon
the strength of being woman until long after |
man would be dealt with, then when It finally |
cnlminates . plead the petticoat act We are re-
there are far too many of them.
A recent account from the east of young mar
ried lady travelling alone on the N. Y Central be-
Ing forctbly taken possession OF by two men on
the plea that she was insane and taken to house
Of prostitution drugged and disgraced is too hor-
rfble for contcmplatt on; It is terrible warning
to strangers. and to conductors to protect their
lady passengers. We hope the husband may be |
able to find the scoundres and blow their black |
souls out Of their worthless carcasses so effectu-
Aily that their dccaylng carrlon will resemble
Miniaturc lead mine.