The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-08-22
EVERYDAY spIcERIEs.

sIHwill, and die.
EVERYDAY sPICERIEs.
BEAR with all evil and expect good.
SIR in your place and none can make
you rise.
He that stumbles and falls not, mends
his pace.
WHEN friend asks, there is no to-
morrow.
LORD HoUGHroN has been i'll, but is
recovering.
LOUISIANA planters are raising Egyp-
tian cotton.
AMERICANS generally commit suicide
with a pistol.
THE President of France is seventy
one years old.
FASHION cards Of fall overcoats are
being printed.
THREE helping one another bear the
burden of six.
MEN speak of the Fair, as things went
| with them there. -
IGAvE the mouse hole and she has
become my heir.
THE Irish is the only nationality not
given to suicide.
PURITAN goston had thirteen excur-
sions last Sunday.
THERE are three hundred thousand
cattle in Montana.
/ SWITZERLAND has standing army
of twelve thousand men.
A WESTERN base ball club hasa player
named Buckwheat. He is said to make
an excellent batter.
PREFER sense to wit; never seek to be
diverting without being useful; let no
Jest intrude upon good manners.
WE pass our lives in regretting the
past, complaining of the present, and
indulging false hopes of the future.
THE grain crop in the central and
eastern portions of Russia has beer.
greatly injured by protracted drought
IT is said that the Sultan pledged his
Jewels for one hundred thousand rifles
/ which have been ordered from America.
BEWARE of the man that has no re-
gard for his own reputation; since it is
not probable he should have any for
yours.
A SYRACUSE young man has blown
i his brains out because his father would
not give him enough money to get
drink. s.ss
| IT is little troubles that wear the
heart out. It is easier to throw 8 bomb
shell mile than feather-even with
artillery.
! EVERY man thinks Caesars wife ought
to be above suspicion, but he is far less
particular as to what Cesar himself
ought to be.
| THE reputation of man is like his
shadow-gigantic when it precedes him,
and igpmy in its proportions when it
follows after him.
The compositor who made it read,
"In the midst of life we are in debt"
wasn't SO much out of the way
Breakfast Table.
i We should round every day of stirring
action with an evening of thought. We
are taught nothing by experience unless
| we muse upon it.
Il THE world makes no distinction be-
tween mans disinclination to pay bis
Just dues, and his inability to pay
, Stillacater Lumberman.
DID anybody ever see bull hide in
a leather store? Cincinnati Breakfast
Table. Yes, and an oxide in drug
store Xonkers Gazette.
MANY young men from Austrian
Tyrol are fleeing from Francis Joseph's
military service, and taking refuge in
Switzerland and Lombardy. ~
LET no man ever covet the good which
another man receives until he is quite
! certain he is willing to pay the price
, that man has paid for that good.
How opes the average epicure
HIS sub-olfactory cash.
And plenteously administers
III The tootbsome succotash.
-Yonkers Gdrette.
TURKEYS are natives of America, and
were consequently unknown to the an
clients. They were first brought to Eng
J land about 1928, and to France about
y 1870.
Q JEFFERSON said: a would rather
/ live in country with newspapers and
r without a government, than in acountry
!. with government but without news
papers"
e>l LET newspaper gixe4A man puff,
and he accepts it without a word; but
call him liar and he is around to speak
of it before daylight next morning
Oil City Call.
NEWSPAPER paragraphers are expected
g to get up fresh jokes every week, but a
circus clown can run the same old joke
q four million years and always find fools
3 to laugh at it, Wa,renb,ug Press.
e The Prince of Wales does not like
y familiarity, and was much annoyed
y when he got a letter asking after heI
y Royal Highness in the following terms
!. u "Dear old boy-how is your missus 7"
is In England the bicycle business is as
d suming large dimensions. There are on'
~ hundred and thirty makers, million
as pounds are invested in the business, anC
r. sixty thousand bicycles are in existenc
of in London and the provinces.
es A STEAMER plying between San Fran
ar cisco and Stockton keeps an eccentri
he and useful sheep on board. The sheel
us is trained to go out on gang-plank a
is a landing when a flock is to be loaded
ed to show that the approach is safe and t
is act as pilot.
eh In winter, rugs;
eS- In summer, bugs,
ra In sickness, drugs;
=, In adversely, shrugs.
ne -cincinnai b ecl5aa Table.
u ,ie For drinking, mugs;
lis For milking, dugS;
for In moving, lugs;
In loving, hugs
nto But what of it, Neio Pork Graphite
In shooting slugs;
In boating, tugs;