The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-11-21
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AZ asriesl,sral paper tells How =
nross = liog bui what's the zee Of
5tessiag a beg IL wonld rain its
tiasbss tslots il bad them ontwo bours
There i osly enc tti5g that IL
more wtsfas as3 snsoying and De-
pfessisR - maa ,hsn having e wait
~ train, : hen The train hasn't wsn
ed for him
Nermout j. about to exclude tramps
from her borders. Any gentleman that
does net wear plug bA. and carry
rosewood care siii Re Imprisoned for
sE montbs
What is ne difference. asked The
Teacher 10 arithmetic. between one
yatd 40 two yards A fence said
r mmy Bsalss Then Tommy sat on
,hc a'er fourteen times.
W read II The Herald To Jet,
~ ary bedroom or gentleman TWEEN.
ly-two fee, loug b fourteen side. II
ought 70 Re airy TO accommodate
gentleman Of such latitude aud longi.
iude
We we're shown very beautifully
decorated piece o. pottery the other
day Ii was deep red on the outside,
aud The inside was decorated with two
quarts q beans and bali pound Of
pork
IL it was not for the years couched
upon bis head. wrote the obituary
writer and then be got right up and
hoaled when the type.setter rendered
II. II II we're not for his ears be could
have stood upon bis head
Toe religious papets Of England
are discussing The monotonous ques-
ton. onght clergymen TO wear nous
tachcsl We think, as cold weather
comes on. they should, and 90 days Of
extreme severity they might acd pair
81 trousers aud thick vest
A political speaker accused a rival
II unlathomable meanness, aud then,
rising TO the occasion, said warn
him not 90 persist in his disgraceful
coefso. " be will Gad that two Of US
eau play at that game
"A Young lady Of Clinton. la. in
answer 10 an advertisement, How TO
make au impression, sent on her TWEEN
ty.lVe cents, aud received after four
days ui killing suspense. the recipe
ST down 10 pan Of dough.
be other day an Irshman was
passing the graveyard, where be saw
tyu men. friends OF couutryman who
had Just died. They were seeking for
burial lot Who's dead he asked. |
John Leary, was the reply. When did
he die Yesterday Well. bedsd. be
had loine day for it.
country deacon went, on a. fee
ticket. 60 circus entertainment. His
pastor demonstrated with him on The |
wiekedness Of so doing. But he made
answer. Why, you see, pastor, bad
desdhesJ ticket, aud thought it my
bOuuden duty % 20 aud keep some /.
body ont Of that seat wha might have
been harmed by the circus The pas
tor accepted the dcacous explanations
as about half satisfactory.
Bob. sai1 a GnswoId street tenant
yesterday 10 newsboy whose bare
feet were painfully conspicuous. ii
yoail only commence now TO sleep
with your feet oct the window you
don know hardened they'll get before
winter sels 10. Didn't you Try that
same speument on your countenance
some limc iuuoccntly inquired the
lad as be looked OF.
A sccplic who was badgerlng
simple minded old man about miracle
aud Balaam's Ass, finally said How
l. i possible Tor al Ass TO talk like
man Well, replied the honest old
believer. with meaning emphasis. |
doa't zee wby Il ain AZ easy for al ass
70 talk ike msa as il is Tor man to
talk Ike aa ass.
A COED s.ory ia told OF leading
clefgyman Of Albany. who is devoted
cqaessuAa A new horse was brought
10 him ltum the stable the other day,
aud tbs gamin who brought il up. call.
IS cut Whoa. Emma. as be dismount.
Cd The good man. not welt 40 ia the
siaas u TIE day. inquired innocenlly il
kmna gas The animals name. aud was
Answered Ia the Affirmative by the mis-
eAievous yoUngster. As the preacher
ra8r ihruakh the park that day, the by.