The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-06-25
They Discuss The situation.

fPtnons Ananiis and slpphin. Place: Con
sulate In warm climate. Time: This morn
Ing Just after the FIRE Was stirred up
6spphia: o. how our trade has h1uhAhed, An
Since he dsaktls brousht us hsre 10 fry u
We LED according TO our btst ability;
We didn't know exactly hos 70 doit
Like those who have been educated to II,
And
eapphira: Yet We only tried to keep fraction.
uf money from that real estate Transaction
This modern lar "a an inititution-
The fruit Of centuries Of evolution,
AnanIls: For TIL, hialpg bulInsss pSccadilIo
You've lain ard smothSred on that suiPhu
while I, ! thousand Year,, or rueh matter
Have sat and smoked upon this red-hot plat
slpphlra: it rn.kes me mad to zee how mortal
nOuTlhh
Their biggest iraad,, and how the liar
The isSysIs are our lIneal suseeaors-
The praetleers a. we'll a the professor.
Auania,: linen the dys-story Vanderbilt detee'
slpphlI Ys:I They are candidate, for these cor
receives
We come In contact with
AnanIaE Weem, aud san Peters
Were 10 historians very reckless creeterr
1len there were Henntpln and Victoi
Arbsess. aandebIlle, and Marco Polo,
tount Cagliostro, Cortez, and Munchausep
And those old fellow,-l might name thou
Leil-haDdsd fame has picked many bad
But .. saphi. the thing that rlle' and mad
sappblrGNl.. Au-and that's whars made me-
dlIconl ented-
The spectacle that B.OOklyn has presented,
Aniniss: That Vosburgh caso, too.
A pbhIra: Yes, IT'S mean o. plE1n;
The Jury did know who 70 az the lies OIL
AnaniaE They're stupid. As they never read thu
NerS.iiy b.eoud, them in 1t, vapur.
AninlaE See the dead-Sean that testify for
ssppbIra: They IhOuld set where It's hot As this,
AhiniAs; Or hotter!
AnirIsE But Andtrson's the dufeli
It's he that makes our reputation slfer,
Sapphire He .wtRrs he He'd, and then lives on I'M
In,te.d q dropping right down dead as w'
did. -
Anania.: You won't catch him committing hart
sapphIra: He'd natter stump the West for Harry
Apan,as, Not Harry ssph, It's Sammy
sapph "a: thout lit twas Uncle alden that wal
ShAmmy. =
AnanIa,: Hir shims avail him no,-Ala,, poo,
sapphira: ra.. me that fan, there, quite omuef
AnsnIu,: We'll, here's the fnn-and much good
may It do you,
With that coniouuded pillow fastened to you
sspphIrl: Never you mind; return We to our NUT
An,nIls: That lar, Ander'Oa-why, darn hi
He swssrs be told the truth when he wa
swearing
Helled lie iin when formerly, declaring
BE told the ruth when laying be was lying
Amt that mlx.up all our arts defyiugf
DJn't that knock the seeks right Cd from
our endeayorf
Nov, did you ever ses such lie.I
1a Rsl': Why, by the aide Of Andersen. nara
Our words were innocent prevarieAtIoni =.
Sapphire: You bet Compared with such VII
Our hoaI a6,ai the land was mere hyper
an.uI.,: J Just 20. You're vhOopins up the truth
we'Ts sot 10 hide our head, behind cur
That Andsr.on must Be, II I'm unbiased,
The most accomplished, complicated lest
That honofs q frlend's name enough
nyoit
Sapphire, A shame 10 us this raiutf can out-lie "a
Have you-l-bluih about you: Ananiasf
Luciier lenteriny BY trap-doorl: outl Out o
thiJI
Go rrst by cooling wAteui -
To long ye have monopolized these quar-
ttIs.
A quilts superior being soou will meet you
fell1v who can giye you Aix and beat you
Ye arc deihroned, dlSerowged knoekec
all TO flinders.
Loi your successor falling through the GIN
He wars the champion belt, and bears Z
banner
Iu,cfibed in red ~. A-Louisisnner."
oh, hush stop whlmpering-take your tap
Mo.sy ~ f Move out Get out Of herei sie
''ao IVA. O Ia Nev Yat GrepAt.