Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-11-21
Nuns Be;fe/-Huf.

Mtln's Be:fer-Huf.
a Sonnet Your neighbours pretty
daughter.
A S'n Francisco girl at spelling school
sat down on ''asn..loOns." Whose?
What woman would be the most likely
to give husbani Il blowing up il lie irritat-
'si her? Dinah might.
Mrs. Peck. OF Chicago. has gone off
with a Ian;lsoner man. leaving her hns-
band with Il b,is!,il OF trouble in the shape
ot four little Pecks.
Ills name Was Wrath. and when he ask
Ell his girl to marry him. she gave lin, a
soft answer, and tile soft answer turned
away wrath.
There is !. general regret that Iiltlen is
not to be married. A lively hope had been
l:'isetl of seeii Nephew Pe.ton bouncet!
with Il broOmstlck.
Snodg'ass says that two young ladies'
kissing each other are like an emblem of
Christianity. because they are doing unto
each other as they would men should do
unto them.
She handed him piece of smilax to ad-
mirc. and after Il fond gaze he handed it
back. saying, "Your smile lacks nothing
in the line of beauty" She tried to look
sad and wondered what it all meant.
I'LL take another yard of that binding.
if you please" said a woman to counter
Jumper. BEG PARDON" said The clerk,
Il understood you five yards '.That's
right" replied the customer. but another
yard will make it more binding.''
The art Of printing will never be COM
plete till Professor Edison. or some one
Use. invents means OF conveying to read
ers' ears the sIirill whistle that escapes Il
Young husbands lips when he first learns
that his wife has twins.
Necessity has no Law.-Parson (stcrnly):
''IiOw could you come to churci, to tt.
married to u man in sllcl, q state as that -
Bride (werping): 1T was not my fault. sir
I never can get him to come when he's
sOber."-Punch.
a willow. whose artistic p. exceptions had
caused his house to be elegantly furnished.
married his brother. When her visitors.
after her second marriage. cOnlpli,nente,l
her upon the beauty OF her house furnish
ing. she answered. "Oh. yes. my dear
brothcr-in-law had such exquisite tastc!!"
At no moment Of difficulty does Il hus-
band. knowing his utter hel,,lcssnrss. draw
so closely TO his wife's side for comfort
and assistance rs when he wants button
sewetl on his shirt collar.
The Chicago Times says: '.Inere mas
never been an authenticated case Of yell
low fever being transmitted through, the
MALL That's just like man. since The
days OF Adam all atllictiOns have been
charged directly to woman.
1.-The moon Is always Just the same" he
sail lang'li'lly. land yet always find some
new beauty in it," "It's just SO with the
B"ze,nan I.yceum," she responded. He
took the hint. and bought tickets for two.
Advertisement :-''If the gentleman who
K eeps the shoe store with red head will
return the umbrella Of Il young lady with
whaltbOne ribs and an iron handle to the
slate-roofetl grocer's shop. he will hear Of
something to his advantage. as the same is
tie gift Of a deceased mother now no more
with the name engraved upon it,
''Shall | help you to alight?" asked city
exquisite of a muscular country girl who
was about to yet out of a wagon that had
just come up to the porch of rural tav-
ern. She jumped from the wagon. and in
'lignantlv exclaimed: "What do you mean?
You tl!.nk ! smoke. do your
A Du:,asie girl so enamorctl couple
Of Chicago travelling MEN that duel re-
suited between the latter. An Island on
the Mississippi was selected tor the battle
ground. seconds were selected. and war
commenced. The seconds. however. only
loaded the r~vOlvers with blank cartridges.
and piece Of the pistol watl,liny strikin.
one af tile principals IN the forehead. he
dropped senseless. while the successful
shootist left town in Il closed hack under
the impression that he was murderer.
Oneiof our exchanges. says the Chicago
Tribune. says swearing is a common habit
amoEg Minnesota young ladies'. and orig
mated frOm the annoyance caused by
:"l:'sshoppcrs crawling up their stockings
while they were playins croquet. The
Ponser-Press. however. places tie matter
in the following improved light: '.rhe
fact is that the grasshoppers ate holes in
he girls stockings. which. of course. made
them mad, and when Sarah proposed to
u sieet-iron AMI tar rs u remedy. Mary
said. Oh. darn it, and from this simple
Incident grew tie Whole scantlalO,is report
about the pr family OF the young Ladies' in
Minnesota