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The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1878-10-31
EXPERIMENTAL DIRECTORY
UNITY arirrs.

uNITeD STATES. go.
rreSdent- Rutherford B Hayes, Ohio.
Vice Pre,ident--w William A. wheeicr. Nd
York.
Secretary of stao-wimara N. Eter,o,
New, York.
Secretary efihe Treasury ,osn Sherman,
Ohio.
Ttt'e,ary OF wor-ucorsc W. Mcctsry,
Iowa
Secretary Of the Navy--Richsrd W,
/ Thompsen, indiana.
N'erncy "encrai--Charlcs Devens, Mas.
sachnsei,s.
Postmastcr Gencral-David NJ. Key, Tens
Secretary or the Interior Cart scharA
''' sfArR.
Governor John r. Ilhrtrapf,.
| Lieutenant dovcrnor-Jobn Luia.
Secretary Of the Common wealth-t. h,
! OcfGg 5eo. Of the Commonwealth --Thoe,
MoCamfnt.
Private Sec. to the Governor Chester n.
farr. Ir.
! Chief Clrrk-C r. Whrjlen.
Attorney ucucral-Gcorgc lear.
pcpn,y Attorney Gcneral-Lyman y,
Gilbert.
Nuiitor Grncral-wm 7. Sohcll.
state Tcarsuror- Amos 9. Noycs.
secretary Of Internal Affairs William
NCgrllarG
Snrcrinic adeni or Soliicf4' Crphnn and
Common Schopla--J. 7. wlckcrshanh
AiJn,nh, Gencral--Jamcs W. Latta.
Commissioner Of Insurance j. NJ. Foster,
state bihrntiau-C. l. Ehrrnfcli.
Commissioners of Public Char,ics-d,
~ lts 80 ~ IL
crnl Agent aud Soc, pillor Luther,
Reading
Fishery Commissioners -BenIsmln L. ite.
wit. Howard j. Rceder, aud James
Duffy,
JUDICIARY.
'r'i'd States Supreme Court
Chief Justicc--Morrisou II. Waite, OF
Ohio.
Associate Justices Clifford. Of Maine,
swaync, Of Ohio. Miller. Of Iowa,
Field, OF California, Sirong, OF fenrs
ry'var!a, Bradley, Of New Jersey,
Hunt, of New York.
Recorder Todd Otto. OF Indiana.
Supreme CoGrt Of Pennsylvania.
Chief Jucticc Daniel Aguew.
Associate Justices George Sharswood,
Ulysses Mercur, isaac q. Gordon,
Edward NJ. Paxson. Warren J. Woods
ward, John Truukey.
Twentieth Ju,iicih District.
President Judgc--Joscph c. Buchcr.
Associate Judges Hiram O'Neil, Samuel
II. Schuck.
COUNTY.
Shcfih--D. Escnhart.
Prothonot otary--Jcremish Grouse.
Register and Recorder James NJ. Van
zlnlt.
rrcnsurcr-- Henry fcnfcf.
District Attorney. II. Arnold.
Doroncr--.A VI, Smith.
Commissioners--Joel Row, John Romig,
Moses Krebhs.
George Is Denfer.
Auditors. Daniel Dcifcnbach. Ner d.
MiddltswGrth, W. A. Glass.
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a Short iniermlss'iln.

The other day a commotion was
observed in farmers wagon on the
street, and n citizen advanced to dis
cover that the farmer and his wife
were having n regular old fashioned
domestic fight in this bottom of the
wagon while the horses wcro eating
grass over the curb stones
"here what's to ply7" shouted
tho citizen, rs he climbed upon the
wheel.
"Fighinl' gasped tho woman,
whose head was half buried in the
straw.
The farmer male no rcrly, His
head was under the seat, ono leg
over tho wagon>boS, and ho was
chwing mir like man whose Lungs
wanted more mir.
II should think you'd wait till You
got outside tho city to engage in
such disgraccful conduct" continued
the citizen.
IL know we orter.. replied the
woman, as she sat up, bat when
| found six plungs Of tobacco, n
new dime novel and pack of keerds
in his hind pocket, aud remember
how waited six months for n kali
il,cr dress, | riz right up and tackled
him on the spot. wouldn't wait a
minute then mister, but now, il
gou'll chenk mp that nigh boss, I'll
drive along aud renew the combat
beyond tho tollgate y
The citizen complied, and az she
was seated across her husbands
knees. sho shook tho lines and
shouted: Get ap J.
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An Obiusa Man.

Sho WAS a stylish young lady
about lS years old, and to accommo,
date friend she took tho baby out
for an airing, She was wheeling it
up and down the walk, when an old
ish man. very deaf, came along aud
inquired for certain person sup-
posed to live on that street. She
nearly yelled her hoad off trying to
answer him, and he looked around.
caught sight of her baby, and said :
Nice child, that, SUPPOSE you
feel proud of him =
ut isn't mine |" she almost yelled
at him.
"Boy, oh 2 Well, he looks just
like you"
at isn't mine she yelled again,
but tho old man NODDED his head
and continued
Twins, ell Where's tho other
one
Despairing OF making him under
stand by word Of mouth, she pointed
to the baby and herself, and then
shook her head.
"Yes-Yes, SEQ tother twin in
the house. Their father is fond Of
them, OF course"
She turned tho cab and hurried
the other way, but he followed her
and asked
"Do they kick around very much
at nights :"
ii toll you 'taint mine = she
shouted, looking red in the face.
II think your wrong there, be
answered. Children brought up on
the bottle are apt to pine aud die.
She started ON : rnn fur the gate,
but before she bad opened it he
came up and asked
"HAsa 10 spank 'sm ones 10 Z
while, ! suppose
She made about 20 gestures n
half minnts, snd be helpad ~ psb
thro the gate snd saiti q J,
'Uur children wore I'll u ~
ri ssnd my wife down ~ ~ II
some advice. You seo- Nh ~
! But she picked q =
:; =: ~
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One nisht | was proceeding
homeward at late hour, when
heard stcalthy footstcp behind me
| turned q ,ickly, aud just in time tc
catch my assailant by tho ar,i. A
keen stilet too was in his handi and
my prompt action had saved my liio
Snatchiug out my revolver, I level.
ell it at his head, aud ordered him &c
move on, at the came time keepin;!
4 firm hold upon his collar
The muzzle OF my weapon was 0
convincing argument, anl he dill not
dire disobey marched h III
straight to sthe house OF my friend
DR. Glover. IA marched my pris
oner into the doctors presence, /
for the first time, caught II glimps,
of the face beneath tho slouch hat
! stertel back in astonishmsut. r.
was no less aperson than my strange
enemy nm ing the police oili"inls ]
know then that he was able to throw
some light upon the mystery
"Seo here, | said. ASSUMING ms
6ercest tone, ''yoi arc f,rly Drnor,
OF now. Confess what You know
concerning ths murder of Count
Ardot,i, aud you shall go free. 9th
crwise | shall give You into custody
for your attempt upon my life y
The man,frightoned by my mannor,
toll all he knew. Hi' insane daugh
ter h..i been m,ie 81 by the c,uat's
former attentions ilayin, bctray
ed her. he had cast her off, aud she
hal broo lei over her wrongs until
sho has become dangerously insane.
After the oJuuts marriage she
s'Moro revenge, aud bsc.ne y, vio
lsnt that she reqnlro1 constant
Watching. On tho dty Of the counts
murder she hal succeeded in eluding
the vigilance Of hoe friends.
Her father was the first to miss
her, and fearing her purpose, la
gone straight to the counts Gu
trance. lic had arrived just in time
to see his crazy daughtor esctpin,:
by u back entrance, eui shrewdiy
guessed that tho deed hal been per-
petrated.
His wis for revenge upon the now
countess for usurpIns his ltuyhtors
rishtful place, aud his fear tnlt the
crazy girl might have 10 pay the
penalty of her net with her life, hii
led to his silence.
Strange to say, the sight Of her
murdered liver had brought back
tho girl wandering SENSES, ana sue
was legally liable for the act,
The doctor listeuc n open.
nunthcd aston = imrnt, wlllr | drew
up the statement ia legal forIu, aud
e ,npclleu tho nan to sign II then
we accompanied him home, and had
tne truth cIrrob,ra'cl from the un-
vi ling lips Of the daughter.
The conntess sas quickly libcrat
ed, and pub ic opinion swung round
IN her favor. rhc real muricress
was never prosecuted, opinion seem
lng to be that it was al act OF jne.
tice.
such is the story, as told mo by a
lawyer friend on his recent return
from abroal IIiJ Wits vas the fJr-
ler Countess Arlotti, anl she was;
indeed, II most beautiful woman.
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Four.Footcd Mail Carriers

Between two OF tho remote towns
OF Michigan tho mails are carried
by means of dog teams. The sledge
is simply thin, flexible board, 81,
or seven feet long, aud foot or
more in width, turnea mp at ono end
to enable II 10 rise over obstackles
in tho path. Along the edge, or ei-
thor side. is a low rail, to which the
load is securely bound with cords,
The burden carried usually consists
OF the bags, u fow blankets, rarely a
tent, provisions for q few days, a
small axe, and few other articles
essential TO the primitive modes of
loconotion The driver never rides
as his weight is too much for the
strength OF the animals and frail
sledge. Tho dogs ore not noble
looking animals, by any means. Tho
truth is they are maugy ours, which
are "driveu" by being called on by
ths driver in advance, stimulated 10
some degree Of speed by . famishing
| process aud various ingenious kinds
" torture and occasionally hslped
! |elcpg BY bopnlsive Aid from behind,
lTb6ir Woekly advent ettf
| \ hill the source of
IN se4
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THE POST.
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Prflisked every Thursday Evening
JEREMIAE GROUSE. Prop,k

Terms 6f Srbscnptfon,
TWO D0LLAIts PR, ANNUM. Pay
able within six naonths, or $25OifuDt
raid within the ycsv. No paper dis
continued until All nrrchragss are
paid unless ri the option Of tho pub
Usher.
Subscriptions oatside OF the county
PAYABLE IN ADVANCE.
fsyPersons iifting aud using papers
Addressed % 9th ers become subscrifers
and urc hatio fcfthe price ofthc papct.
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.EVl Keller,
Manufacturer OF and dealer Ia
L u r n [ Il y Il E.,

sclinsgroyc and vicinity, that he manufao.
lures to order and keeps constantly on hand
CHAIRS OF hLb KINDS, AND
Furniture Of every Description
At the very lowest price. IIo respectfully
invites an examination cf
VEDsTEApS. BUREAUS. TABLES, SOFA
LOUNGES, STANDS, CHAIRS, 40.
s.r"A special invitation Is extended -
WY married TO ks TO call and see my stock
ore purchasing elsewhere.
LEVI Keller
Selinsgrovc. April G,S70-if
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Advertistny Rates.
One column one year, 5000
One-half. column, one year, 5000
Onc-fo,irtf column, one year, lJ.M
Ono square 10 lincs)1 insertion rs
Every additional insertion. 81
Professional and Business carls Of
not more than , lines, ner year, 500
Auditor, Executor. Administrator
and Assignee Notices, $50
Editorial notices per line, Is
all advertisements for shorter pc
riod than one year are payable ut the
time they are ordered, and il not paid
the person ordering them will 90 held
responsible for tho money.
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
PEABODY HOTEL /

The large and elegant Hotel has been re-
Gently fitted IN the most exquisite style by
the the celebrated Professor Paine. Inc
Professor exercises personal supervision
over every article OF Iood winch coll es
into the steward 8 department before ii IL
siven out to the COOKS, MILK ana other al.
ticles Of dtet are regu AIRY inspected: hence
Notwithstanding the large number of guehts
not q single 9 tse of dist ase has occurred,
and the invalid recovers with remarkabls
facility. The Professor has thus converted
tirst-class Hotel into sanctuary o.
health instead OF a pest-house OF disease
AZ is frequently the case with Hotels. he
has The most experienced Managers, at
tentive Walters and scieL ttf1c cooks, VINO
cater to tue comfort, health and happiness
of the guests, instead vi The passions anu
morbtu sppetttes. The charges are In keep,
ing with Ie times, being w per day t|i
room and three meals Rooms withCu,
board, from ~ cents 10 81. Weekly, beard,
from St TO Sl4. Board without rooms, S. ID
per week. se' tn tickets lor 81.
open day and 1ghL- he cars runniAa
.iast tae doort Dn tey assengers TO or rUM
anysot ths der rr-.0e -" =" . NJ the ait,
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HOW TO CATCH A TURTLE.

The Lumpkin (Ga.) Independent, says:
A few days ago a negro man was fishing
in the Pataula Creek, Georgia, when he
hung huge turtle In the mouth with a
snail perch hook. He managed to raise
tbe turtles head partly out of the water,
and neld bim in that position with his
mouth open until several gallons of water
run down his throat The turtle then
dropped its head over 10 one side, and the
negro, thinking be had drowned it, jumped
into The creek. He caught the turtle by
the tail, put 1t between his teeth and held
on to it while he cut slit in two of its
feet for hand holds. He then started for
The bank, but found it = severe struggle, as
the turtle would hold to roots and branches
of trees in the creek. The negro finally
got the turtle ON its back and pushed it out
Of the water. The turtle weighed seventy
seven pounds and had head that mea-
sured seven and half inches across the
top.
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
LICENSE APPLICATIONS.

NOTICE, I William F. Griffith. do
~ hereby give notlce that Is hall apply to
Judges of the Court OF General Sessions OF
the Peace and jail delivery OF tae State of
Delaware, In and for the county of New
Der, next A. d. 1875 being the lst day of the
next November Term OF the sa' d Court for
q license to sell intoxicating liquors in
quantities not less than one half gallon,
al my store on VAIN street in the Town Of
ewark, In the United School istrict Nc
3s a I'd IL, in White Clay Ur"ek Hundred
New Castle County Delaware, and the 1ol-
owing respectable citizens recommend
the said application, to wlts
am es H. Ray, @. Henry,
g orge w. Lindsey 8. r. Choato,.
Benz Caulk, Nathan Sanders,
James Jefferis, Amos Brown,
Roger 90, bit, Calvin 8. Norrell
J. W. Pennington, Edward McPike
WlLLIAMF. GRIFFITH.
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TO THOSE WANTING CLOTHES.

Quinn and Adam both learned Inc same
trade; but Quinn could beat Adam at tai
loring, and give him odds every time. If
any one doubts this, call upon him. "
mean WIN. II, QUINN,
The MERCHANT TAILOR;
No. 1.22 Market street.
You will there find choice and well
selected stock of all kinds OF
FALL AND WINTER GOODS,
Which by the artistic employees of Quinn
the Tailor, will be fashioned into garments
sure to improve the appearance, and pro-
mote the comfort of the wearer.
Prices to suit the enforced economy OF
he times, is the the rule with
VIM. Fl. QUINN,
MERCHANT TAILOR.
No La Nsrkst strsst.
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
From the Earliest Ages

SCRoFULA has osen the Dane, ana as 1t
were the curse of mankind, Moses, in the
18th chapter of Leviticus, lays down 4ery
explicit rules on this ulsease. 80 terrible
and loathsOme had IL been considered then
that O person known to be infected with 1t
would not be allowed X mix with society
The Jews regarded 1t as q divine infection
and believed there was no cure for 1t. It
was then the sins Of youth or diviation
from the paths of virtue were punished as
long as life lasted Happily In our day,
the Silence OF medicine has been developed
the great s:orehouse of Nal ure furnishes q
remedy. the disease Is stripped Of Its ter
ror by the use ofthe SAMAt t.ITAN'S ROOT
AND HERB JUICES, and the victim OF
Scrofnla, Ulcers, Sores, Pimples, Blotches,
litter, etc., can be restored to sound health
In few weeks. That there are thousands
now whose conditions are as bad as those
.; the dark les we are well aware. Many
low all to find cure n We'll as they did
hen, TO all such the Samaritan's Root
and Herb Juices will prove q happy boon
eradicating all impurities from Tie blood,
and making the complexion bright and
healthy: A few bottles vii remove pin-
pies or blotches, thereby doing away with
cosmetics and powpers, ROOT ANDHERB
JUICES $1.9b per bottle: Sent by express
to any address,: '. .
DESMOND 4 90.
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08

NOTICE:-I JOHN Lordon, do hereby
NgHs notice that I shall apply to the
Judgslaof tpe Court of General Sessions
the Peace and Jail Delivery ofthe state OF
Delaware, in and for the county, Of New
Castle, on Mo 0day, ths 18Th cay of Novem
ler, being the Isl day the t.ove nber
term, A. u. 1878, for license to keep AN
inn or Tavern In the city of Whining ton,
ia the eecond Ward, at Heald street ard
New Castle Venue Comfy and state afure
said with the privilege TO sci. intoxica ting
liquors in less quantities than one ,naa auaI1t gn1
lowing respectable citizens recommend the
the said application to wit:
VIM. Windish, Joth Pyle, ,.
William Bareford, Robert HI. Taylor,
owen Palmer, FrA Menger,
Nm, Mccormack, Charles h, I. GROSS
RnT ri Row, I'd. Jonu Hammond,
Dali. Callahan, Dennis Buckley,
hos. McCor" ask, Robert Pyle, .
Sam'l Hartman, Harry Y. Rollers,
A. A. Esburn William Whlte.
.Iohn 4. Phillips, Pat,k McMeHamtn,
Nicholas Qualey, Charles y, Chane,
Frank VOCAL, Joseph Stocker,
nop5 St ~ JoHN DoRDoN
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
4 DOG SAVES a woMAN's LIFE.

The hero ofthe day in ct. Louis 10 aSpot,
ae4 pound bull terrier, which saved a
wretched woman from drowning Monday
night. The woman jumped into the river,
attempting suicide; the dog leaped in after
seized the woman by her dress, and, though
carried under water, kept bis hold tenact-
ously, and brought the forlorn creature to
shore, where officers took her. In charge.
>saFs' y AZ a St.--- -z-- 4p..,----- Fsrr gs~
Gail Hamilton's hair is pale yellow
this Fall. ~ IN &.& GE
The Best Quality Of MEDICINES
AT VILLA Es'
The Most RELIABLE PROPRIETARY
MEDICINES, .IE.f.
At Ninth and Market.
Choice PERFUMERY, COLOGNES .,&c
AT WILLIAMS
A fine assortment of HAIR, TOOTH and
NAIL BRUSHES, uv
At Ninth and Market.
A choice Imported KeylWest Pride of Key
] West or Grauley Cigar,
Hrf"ETF (~rTrq'a AT WILLIAMS
Choice FLAVORING EXTRACTS, Strong
and Pure, a. .
...sr. at Ninth and Market.
AT WILLIAMS.
Fine AMERICAN AND IMPORTED SOAPS,
At Ninth and Market.
"Get the Best" WILLIAMS SAPONA-
CEOUS DENTIFRICE,
.. ..I AT WILLIAMS
Choice Goods, Accuracy in dispensipg, and
Reasonable Prices
z WILLIAMS PRESCRIPTION STORE,
r. = =. Corner Ninth aud Market.
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
AMONG OUR NEiGHBORs.

The plumDago mine at Chester Springs
Yields ore containing 33b percentage Of
pure metal.
Edward D. Bingham, son of Rev. W
r. Bingham, pastor of the Avondale Press
byterian Church, has been admitted 10
the practice of law in Chester County,
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
FAT PEOPLES mIsFORTUNEs.

Some oft savage tribes enter their
dwellings through hole in the Ioof and
when O person becomes SO fat that he can
not get in, he is regarded as an outlaw.
Had this system been adopted in the
United states, the 'out-laws" could not
nave made more active demand for AL
Ian,e Anti Fat than now exists. Hundr eds
who had lived in constant fear Of sudden
deG h have, jy ils use, been reduced 10 8
q miortabe living weight. The anti Fat
10 Hurely ,Yegetable and pealSseV hasn-
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
- ~ w. B. DRAKE, Chemist.
uLAUGH AND GROW FAT.n

This anc'ent Bit CT advice il well enough
Tor spare " p ople, bu how sbout those
that are already ionf -? VIII Il is 10 become
of them9 sit stll' AID III tell you. After
many experir eut~ q tending through
months OF fpetiS.., ivestigation and toll
the celebrated a. aI,iical chemist, ]. G.
Allan, has ps1tec and given to the world
Anti-Fat. Thus tar in several hundred
cases this great remedy has never failed to
reduce corpuient persor from three to
six pounds per week. 1t Is perfectly harm
less and positively efficient. Sold by drug
gists. 1' 49, + 4 E.H /
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
POSTMASTER.
TO CONSUME

The advertiser retired physican having
|providentia ly discovered. while Medical
Mi sionefy in southern Asia, a very sim
|ple vegeta BILE remedy Tor the epsedy and
'pernsneu cure fer CoI sumpioD. Asthma
|br ,uch h., Cstarrh, and all throat and
lung affections, also a positive and ,radlcaI
|EpeI fl 4; for Nervous Complaints feels 1t hts
duty to make IL known 10 his suffering fel
Bows. Actuated by this m tive, he will
|chserf.lliy kend (Ir.e of charge to all who
desire 1t, the receipt for preparing, and
BUT directions for -Aucc. s. fully usinT thi >
prov denliH1ty discovered remedy. Those
who wisn tn avail them elves of the bsne.
|fi It's OF this discovery W thouf costs. can do
80 By return mail, by addressing, with
|stamp.Ij -,3 G.7. ~
Df. CHARLES P, MARSHALL.
No. 80 Niagara street,
..-''''A t-.' '-- = "-s,t e BTTFFyIO NJ Y.
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
PEN AND SCISSORS.

& 1 . J II
Do you really, truly love me,
More than any girl YOU knowf
We'll, then hug me just little,
IF you must, before you 60.
Fold your arms around me tighter,
Have YOU never Rugged before?
Draw me nearer, press me dearer,
Can't you hug me any more?
"The meeting then dispersed after the
singing af the docksalogy," says a Ken
tucky paper.
Out of thirty.eight printers employed
upon the Memphis Appeal, only two es-
capped the yellow fever. 95
"Look out for the paintr' shouted a boy
in the gallery Of Chicago theatre, when
the hero Of the play kissed the heroine.
An OK race with riders. for premium
in gold, will be one ofthe greatest attrac-
tions at the fair at La Grange, Ga, this
week. - -f ..s
The wise man pla eth the stock of his
gun to his shoulder before he fre'h, hut
the fool Iooketh down the barrel TO see the
ball start.
In England the Dske of Suthei land is
the only one who can boast be has rail-
way, railway car and set of high class
fire engines.
A German jurist warns his counIrymep
that unless Socialism be quashed revo'r
ton 10 1889 will throw that Of 1889 tF
into the shade,
The Russian Government has offered
reward OF s6, 800 francs for the arrest of
beautiful young peasant girl, the chief ofs
band of2o0 brigands in district in South~
ern Russia.
Talmage reminds his youthful hearers
ofthe old lady who saying to her grand
daughte that she had seen the folly of sin,
received the reply, well, want to see the
folly of it too" ....... .
Frank Small, Florida statesman, who
signed his name with an X and was so con-
spicuous a witness at Tallahassee two years
ago. when he was 80 very anxious to ex pose
Democratic fraud4, is now in Jail for sIeal>
ing hides.
My ,ew boy is double back-aetion, per-
petull motion, automatic, and sll the latest
improvements in one grand combination,
aud he has lupgs IN comparison with which
The no se of tho elevated railroad IL as the
sishipg of the summer breeze on lazy
afternoon.
A West Hill man painted a ferocious
looking sign: "Look out for the dog
and put it up in the front yard to scare
away tramps. The next morning tramp,
with a bad smile, shoulders like load of
hay, a club with death smiling ont Of every
knot Of il, raped at The front door, de-
manded some hot biscuit, meat, potatoes
and cup of coffee. and asked, pleasantly,
"How is the dog?"
The latest method We have heard Of for
curing cases o. pure sleeplessness, when
unaccompanied by pain or disease, is the
following: Get out OF bed and take a
linen basdage-although handkerchief,
neatly folded lopgwise will do as we'll per-
haps better. Dip one-half the handker-
chief into water, pass the wet portion
around the wrist, over this lay the dry hall,
and tuck in the ends 80 as to make all se.
cure. lie down again. The wet bandage
will be found TO exercise most soothing
Influence on The pulse this will soon ex
lend all over tha pervous system, and calm
refreshing sleep will be the result.
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
nR. FIT RS VEIETALBE RHEU.
III MAIIC REMEDY LIS Itha narscrin

tion Of one OF Philadeipnia's Oldest phys1-
clans, and is guarantees 10 cure rh3uma.
tisni, neuralgia, scistica pain, Back acne,
&c. or money refunded, by invigoraAng
the nerves, pnrityin ins the blood, ana neu-
Srallxing poisonous deposiLs In the system,
cine, Suffering and money saved by useing
1t in time. Remember that DR., Fltler ia
the only pny nystoian in America devoting
10 years to this one line of practice. Cure
warranted, Advice gratis. 10 South FouYIt
street. ,r uU a. ..
The Morning herald., 1878-11-08
Anti-Fat Chemically Examined.

The analytical chemist, W. b DRAKE, of
Buffalo N. Y, recently analysed Allan's
Anti.Fat, and gave the following:
CERTIFICATE. ..,&
have subjected Allan Anti-Fat to
chemical analy sis, examined the process
of It's manufacture and can truly say that
the ingredients of which II is compos d are
entirely vegetable, and cannot but act
|faytrably, upon the system, and 1t u well
Ia inteded.
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