Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-07-31
GLUBELETs.

biectr1c light Is coming In substitute
for gas in the streets
Miss Nelson, the actress, like many Of her
admirers. has heart disease.
Captain Bogardus says he is open to shoot
any man in the world. He will please avoid
shooting this way.
Detroit takes opera from Di Murska and
company without orchestra or chorus, and is
very glad to get it.
Sir Cape Fitzgerald, burglar as well as baro-
net. has been arrested in London for stealing
$4,000 worth of jewelry.
Salt Lake City, which has always claimed
an lmm unity from prostitutes and paupers,
now has an abundance of both.
Between General Grant and the agitation for
three cent beer. the sea-serpent has not had q
ghost of chance this summer.
Western lunatic wears the silver cotfu-
plates of his three wives as decorations and
declares he belongs to the Legion of Honor.
Secretary Thompson finds that his naval In.
specting duties will force him to examine the
condition OF the fleet in the White mountains.
Terre Haute Spiritualists claim to have an
far succeeded in materializing the spirit of
Christ as to be able to take photograph of it.
There are an unusual number of runaway
matches just now. The girls are hurryine up
before the beginning of the cantaloupe season.
Beaconsfeld will use his garter as neck-tie.
SO folks can see it. He says he can hitch hi,
stockings up with shoestring just rs well as
ever.
Texas couple have eleped in stvle. on
horseback, with six groomsmen and six brides
| Slo ole .&oxl a
tains.
| Edwin Booth feels the effect of overwork
| and has made engagements for next season in
| three cities only-Philadelphia, New York and
| Chicago.
| The clergy in Quebec are celebrating high
| masses for the Punishment of the potato BUG.
They don't offer masses for his bugship's soul.
( however.
Graphic: The difference between ladies and
ducks--if there is any differences that ladies
are often dressed to kill while ducks are killed
to dress.
Mrs. May Oliver says that the only COM
promise she will make with ex-senator Cam.
eron is to become his lawful wife, according to
agreement
Mr. Thos. Mort, who spent 5500,000 trying
to solve the problem of sending frozen meat to
England, has died in Australia, De Mort-nis
ril nisi bonum.
A grammatical joke He dove twelve feet
below the surface.-Ne,p York World 1t ia
really wonderful that he survove it-Coa.-
n,ercia1 1d,ertiser.
The richest club in New York If not in the
United States, is the Union League, which is
said to have surplus of $500, 600 invested in
government bonds.
1t seems that fellow will hereafter have to
| go to his everlasting rest with torpedo for
pillow. 1t is an Ohio invention intended to
catch MIR. Bodysnatcher.
The Pope is no worse, but his physician has
e been obliged to leave Rome on account of his
health. 1t is likely that Leo may be able to
kill off four or five doctors yet
The cent has never become acclimated in
Louisville, but leading retail dealers are fol-
lowing the example of st. Louis and other
cities in helping to introduce it.
Schuyler Colfax says that polygamy must re-
ceive check. Any one having u check will
please forward without delay. And be sure to
. have it payable to IS. C. or bearer"
Charles II. Nye, son of the late Senator Nye.
. of Nevada, and who, like his father, was for
e time addicted to inebriety, is doing good
: work for the cause of temperance in Baltimore.
Miss Sue Harry Claggett, daughter of the
Z. late editor of the Keokuk Ga.) Constitution
e succeeds her father in the edtorship of that
paper. She thinks she has the constitution to
! stand newspaper work.
e Witness Anderson has at last arisen from the
into ,yb, nh no.
= daily paper of North America to a position
o upon the youngest and about the sauciest one
i. the Washington Post.
y Another attempt to break down the law of
q primogeniture in England has been made 1t
l. resulted, however. in a failure, as the bill,
t. though supported by Sir William Harcourt,
IS was defeated by thirty-six votes.
W Francis Murphy is making Round Lake his
r headquarters for the summer. His seven little
&c Murphies domiciled with him in a pretty
q little cottage, which is partly concealed by a
re large version of the Stars and Stripes.
- MIR. Barnum tells Cleveland Herald re-
,e porter that he pays his best rider 800 week
a. the leading equestrienne 5000; pad rider from
500 to 1925: acrobats and gymnasts from $50
y to 800 per week; clowns $3.50 to S175.
The Venetian bi hops want to canonize Pin,
lie TX. As the church does not permit any morta
p to be canonized until he has been dead fifty
I'd years, it would appear as if the bishops afore
We said were going it blind-venetian blind.
AZ The London Times prints number of ex.
n tracts from native papers in India the general
re tone of which goes to show that the Orienta
st subjects of her majesty greatly affected anc
u, pleased by the employment of Indian troops in
IN Europe.
e. MacMahon is said not to be over-felicitous il
II his remarks Passing through hospital il
= Paris, he was told that patient had menin
re gifts. "a very bad disease" said MacMahon
ID ut either kills you or leaves You demented.
t. have had it myself
~ Canadian paper says that as the telephone
l. makes it possible for sounds to be canned tn
ne same as beef, Holsters, fruit ETC., missionar,
&c sermons might be bottled and sent to the Soutl
+ Sea Islands ready for the table, instead of th
in missionaries themselves.
81 Bass, the Texan outlaw, who was given 6
e. fatal wound on Saturday, fought like a Who'll
s regiment. He killed three men with his six
eel shooter, and. though himself riddIed by tn
IL balls OF the rangers, rode seven miles to hid
= ing place. AT last accounts Bass was ailiue.
he gentleman has offered to give FL 900, i,
~ sums or 3l0o each. to ten London parishes i
er AID OF planting plane trees. These beautifr
ed trees, which form natural arbor. grow t
10 perfection IN London, and seem rather t
OF thrive than otherwise in murky atmosph.r,
m Washington is the most beautifully laid on
n city In the world, !" remarked an ex-contracto