Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-01-25
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How to find a girl out-Call when
she isn't in.
The Chinese propose to tax all new
born babies.
Damaging MISUNDERSTANDING a
looking-glass.
-Osman Pasha has seven wives in
Constantinople.
AS a rule female printers are net so
fast as the men.
An Ohio paper accuses a rival of
mendaciating
-"Old Puritan stock'--A share in
the Cape Cod Railway.
Song of the oleomargarine men
"In the suet buy and buy"
What the country most needs is
more durable covers on its Bibles.
The tonish thing on the female
head is a spray of lily of the valley.
Joseph p. Wall kicked his wife to
death in New York few days ago.
Cider drawn through lead faucet
poisoned a farmer in Amherst, N. II.
The late Mrs. Hicks was one of the
most engaging women in the coun-
try.
Instead of manifesting gratitude
for his pardon, Joyce has gone to writ
ing poetry.
The reason why whales frequent
the North Pole is because they supply
the northern lights with oil.
A Washington woman has applied
to be appointed n Constable, despairing
of taking a man in any other way.
Good resolutions are like horses.
The first cost is an item of less impor-
tance than the keeping. g.-Rome Sentinel
Said Mr.. Whittier: 1t was a Won
derful thing to see ones self in print
for the first time. | shall never feel so
well again"
An ordinance has been introduced
in the City Council of Galveston, Tex,
compelling women to work out their
fines on the streets.
In booksellers catalogue lately
appeared the following article: ME
moirs of Charles the First-with head
capitally executed
--New-Year's callers, in many places
this year, were offered cups of coffee
by servants, after being seated-a new
graft from Oriental manners.
1t is said that large share of re-
puted Japanese articles are manu-
featured in this country. Thus is Japan
ruined by American cheap labor.
"A true interviewer is man who
puts his own views in the mouth of the
interviewed and trusts to God and good
luck to escape death. h.-DOnn Pidtt.
WAL, fS,,r ,0,ot,1l;o N
man may feel pretty certain of worldly
success. They are: gold in his pocket,
silver in his tongue, brass in his face,
and iron in his heart.
When you meet schoolgirl with
far-away look in her eyes, and nerv-
ously-moving lips, she is not thinking
of her beau, but wrestling with CO.
nundrum in mental arithmetic.
1t was bit of satire that was per-
petrated on Mrs. Lockwood, the Wash
ington woman lawyer, the other day.
Somebody anonymously sent her gold
thimble as holiday present.
Right is right, though only one
man IN a thousand pursues it; and
wrong will be forever wrong, though il
be the allowed practice of the Other
nine hundred and ninety-nine.
An old salt sitting on a wharf the
other day very soberly remarked: g.
began the world with nothing, and
have held my own ever since" A
terse and suggestive biography.
A Tennessee paper says that that
State now has three well-defined politi
cal parties, Republicans, Democrats
and Repudiationists, and that most Of
the last named are in the Legislature.
They have novel way of collect.
ing rents in ST. Joseph, Mo. If the
tenant refuses to sugar up at the first
of the month, the landlord takes q
friend along and sits down and boards il
out.
Trim the Lamp-wick Gently, Sis
ter" is the title of a sweet little song
that promises to become quite as popu-
lar as the soothing melody, "Put More
Butter on the Goldfish" For sale by all
news-dealers.-St. Louis Journal.
Moral suasion is good enough in its
way, but half pint of catnip tea will
do more toward inducing the collie to
let go its grip on young baby's interi-
or department than all the moral sua-
sion in America. Louis Journal.
In the prospectus of personally
conducted tour we read: "Time al
lowed to bathe in the Dead Sea if re-
quired, and then go forward to Jordan,
taking lunch and rest on the margin OF
the sacred stream" Time allowed for
bathing!
An exchange contains the marriage
notice of George II. Goode and Miss
Sarah h. Wright. Another Gooode
man goes Wright.-NorriStOt Herald.
And the singular paradox is presented
of q woman who is no longer Wright
becoming Goode. -BreaktaSt Table.
Mrs. Helen P. jenkins says the
Bible never granted men the ballot.
No, and it doesn't command them to
wear helmet hats, either, but they will
do it. 1t is an awful rebellious, wicked,
presumptuous old world, Helen
HalO6-Eye.
"A four-years-old boy of John r..
Drum, of Titusville, Pa, was shot and
killed a few days since by little six
years-old named Russ. The latter was
amusing himself with an unloaded"
pistol, when it suddenly went off, the
ball passing through the brain of the
victim.
Young Lady (who has selected
some nice moire-antique for a dress)-
You will please charge that moire-a,1-
tique to pa.h Affable Clerk" Excuse
me, miss, but my employer says your pa
cannot have any more-on-ticb until he
settles his last years bill" EGit
young lady in high dudgeon.-S. John
Torch.
One thousand shingles, says a
newspaper paragraph, will cover 100
square feet of surface. One shingle, by
the way, will cover six square inches OF
bad boy, and, if properly applied, will
be productive of as much benefit and
more noise than the 1000 shingles on
100 square feet of surface. Figures
won't lie. NOrriStOUR Herald.
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