Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-05-08
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.


Curious--To $40 q rope walk.
Rest shoe for summer-''Shoo
fyi"
No use IN fling when you can't
play \ tune.
Which Is tho hest OF treesf A
straight hr. why9 Because It's fir-
strate. 81 eSe
A Dutchman repeated the adage,
.;.ir,is mid one feather goes mid
demsel ves."
II r iis0ns health don't give way
he will keep on till he makes u whis-
tie out Of pigs tail.
And now Michigan steps up with
an ambitious clergyman. Mr.. Beech.
er, IT'S your next play.
The old proverb says that "besu,y
ia skin Deep" but J"nesy says 1t
only reaches through the cosmetic.
No man who doesn't take his ra-
itiOns regularly (when he can get
them) can be called q rational
being.
The Rev. e. p. Roe IL writing a
new story entitled IA Face t,niy."
The hero must be life insurance
agent.
1t has been observed by the men
who browse on the dry fodder of
statistics that the English could spar
row few more Of their birds.
Rnsinx Vokes Is said to have the
most hewitching laugh, Lotta the
cuiest kick, and Kate ClaxtOn the
finest "sh;ver" in the profession.
A person being asked why he had
given his daughter in marriage to q
m IN with whom he was at epinity,
answered: IL did il out of pure re.
venge."
There Is q man only twenty. five
years OF age who has already mar
ried frurteen women. Tie isa Clergy.
man, and marie | them to their
husbands.
The condition OF affairs East are
alb ut the same. England Is deter.
mined, so il Russia, 81 Is Turkey.
They are all determined on some.
thing. but what that something is no
feiiah can ii ii out.
The vexed question Of how DR..
Mary Walkers breeches are fash
ionsi is settled. Her taiiur conf ient-
ialiy informed u frie Il that they are
not bui,t after the pattern OF men =
pantainon as has been asserted,
but w"rk something IN the style of
the end gate Of All express wagon.
The tune Of the smoker-Spi'-Iune.
Those who g "beering" at night
go ",iling" the next morning.
Is b ID Burcette the author of that
little my commencing, "Hawkeye,
hear MI angel siaga'
"P.trick, do you think the Turk
viii he -drivensSout Of Eur"pcf'
ayes, hy the Powersw r
What is the diff between
hill aud pili2 One is hart to get
up, aud the other is hard to get
down. fs \
The Graphic HIS Information that
Edison has invented n swallow tailed
coat that Can also be used AS boot
jack. -..'' .....
The man who sighs for a lodge
in some vast wilderness must he care.
full and MT use government timber
IN building it.'"u HNoH71
The kingdom 81 heaven has = door
81 low that NIL must stoop 10 get
int" It. Yes and lots Of people are
left on the stoOD,
Down in kentucky they want to
know how Governor Henry Waiter
snp would sound, There Is too N uch
water ip it to suit Kentucky
1t has been intimated that the
Count Joannes receives more cab
bages In one night, for acting, than
healthy farmer can raise in whole
"Sir," said DR.. johnson, "it's a
shame to speak i'll Of a man behind |
his back; out l think ths gentleman
who has just left the room ,s--an
attorney"
Base bawl is frequently played by |
the baby at midnight. And the moth
or sometimes cnvers the first base
with her slipper, while baoy catches
it on the flv.
O'Leary's victory almost compen
safes for the Chicago fire, which was
caused by the kick Of his mothers
cow, which brhke the lantern which I
4hred the straw which lay in the barn
which the peeler sa which wasn't /