The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-09-11

moons we have heap no catch UNI
grass, no catch 'um sage brush, heap
eat him cedar ~trees,n aud then requests
the editor to spread the warning by
''heap paper talk-n
"Your son John,n wrote a lady
teacher in the Cheyenne public school
to an honest though illiterate m%atron,
lis recalcitrant, and unless he changes,
he will be suspended "'oh, my sakes
alive! my darlin' boy-run to the doc
tor quick, John, while you kin. Them's
orful things you has," And she forth
with made a tea of bitter herbs for John
to take upon his return.
The demoralized nomenclature of the
Eastern troubles is enough to disgust
any ordinary student in Contemporaries
Gus history. Difficulties present them
selves at every step. How d~isagreeable
it is to be confronted with the name of
Karogeorgevich, who is supposed to
Tirnova affairs and seat himself in the
Sofia of state. Then Phillipovich ought
to Mostar enough troops to quell the
insurgents, but it looks as If he were
on a Doboj. Then Szapary started out
to Sack them, but has only been able to
furnish a gloomy account SO far.
They are Nicsic by a good deal, but
they seem to be Bosnian affairs. But
then n common respect for the reader
im-Pera-tively requires that we de-
Porte ourselves in this manner nolonger
as it may Widin the breach between us:
Philadelphia Chronicle: The most in
nocent little pill becomes in human af-
ter being swallowed.
When a tooth begins to feel as if
there was a chicken scratching at its
root, it's time to pullet out.-TEx.
Our devil describes Bob Ingersoll as
the man who refuses a second heat for
the human race.-[Stillwater Lumber
man.
A North Carolina editor declares that
the man who will read a newspaper
three or four years without paying for
it, will pasture n goat on the grave Of
his grandfather.
The gang of burglars who work for
seven straight hours to hammer a safe
to pieces to secure fourteen cents know
something how a country minister feels
next day nfter a donation -Detroit
Free Press.
Conkling's letter reminds us of the
new convert who arose in a prayer
meeting, and, with tears of repentance
streaming down his face, spoke of him
self as "a id unworthy Christian
-IBoston Post.
A little girl in Georgetown, ID. c.,
after leaning out some time over the
window-ledge, drew back and ex-
claimed, with her hand on her stomach:
"Oh, that hurt right on the place where
God forgot to put any bones!"-IEx.
"Do you know" remarked u rather
fast youth, the other day, to a stutter-
ing friend to whom he was slightly in
debted, THAT l intend to marry and
settle DOWN." II do-don't know any
thing about it," was the reply, "b-b-but
think you had b-b-better stay single
and settle up."-lBaltimore Every Sat
urday.
The lady was leaning on the arm of
an elegant and wealthy young man and
leading her little daughter by the hand,
when suddenly the child cried: sob,
ma, ma, look therel See that gentle
man that's passing. Don't you know
him2" "N-no, my child" "Why,
mamma, lie was pa last year. From
the French.
on City Derrick: 81 know where
there is another arm Just as pretty as
this one,n said o young Oil citizen to
his sweetheart, as he pinched her fair
arm yesterday evening. The storm
that quickly gathered upon the lady's
brow, as quickly passed away, wher
the young man pinched her other arm
and said: ut is this one, DEAR"
Mr.. Bronson, who is a little supersti.
tious, picked up a horse shoe in the
street the other day, carried 1t home
and nailed IL over the front door, heels
down. Twenty minutes later a tall
hook aoent tried n anter the door and
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