The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-06-13
WANDA ING WORSSEN
Who Was to Have been Crowned Queen
Of Sweden. An Ornament OF her Sex,
she was vilely Murdered by Order King
Christiern Of Denmark.
Miscellaneous items.

Bob IDgersoll says: "Women has the
right to do as she pleases" Well, wheth-
er she has or not, that's exactly what she
dees-ii she's married.
"What ia wisdom9" asked teach
er Of 4 class Of small girls. A bright
eyed little creature arose and answered:
Information OF the BRAIN
The latest style of kids Is the twenty
seven button gloves, which ale joined
back of the ears and serve to keep the
hair from tickling the neck.
Oil Of eucalyptus is said to he an ex-
cellent local anesthetic. A drop placed
on cotton or wool and inserted in The
cavity will relieve the toothache.
"Beg pardon for stepping on your
train" said fop at bali; then added,
" you ought to have had COW catcher on
it, "And l would have caught calf"
said the lady.
4 Scottish clergyman quoted text OF
Scripture in bis prayer, and added for
the instruction Of his audience: 'For that,
0 Lord, 10 the correct translation Of the
passage"
Octave Feui!let says "Providence has
30 ordained it that only two women have
. true interest in the happiness Of a man
bis ewn n other, and the mother of his
children. Besides those two Legitimate
kinds of love, there is nothing between
the two creatures except vain excitement,
painful and idle delusion.'
When Eugene Hale married Miss
f1ha ~I1nu
him $500, 900 for wedding present; and
At the advent Of every grandchild, check
for $4,000 is forthcoming, to he placed
70 the credit of the child a. nucleus Of
it, future fortune. Babies are never uu-
welcome in that household.
A young and somewhat dull tyro at
the bar pleading before him commenced:
MY lord, my unfortunate CLIENT then
stopped, hemmed, hswed, hesitated.
Again he began: MY lord, my unfertu-
nate client"--snother stop, more helmming
and confusion. 'Pray 70 on, sir'' said
the Chief BaroE. So far the Court is
With YOU"
1t may he all right for border to tall
in love with his landlady, aud she, il un-
married or q widow, violates n" law in
returning his passion, but it is totally OPP
posed to all sentiments aud proper appe-
tite to send him lock of her hair through
the medium of the butter or the hash
served up for breakfast. - philadelphia
Post.
A little boy in Sioux City Sunday
school put poser to his teacher. The
lady was telling her class how God pun
ished the Egyptians by causing the first
in each household TO be slain. The little
boy listened attentively, and at the proper
interval mildly inquired:
"What would God have done il
there tad been twinsY"
Gail Hamiltons latest epitome Of Mas
sachusetts: THAT lovely, beloved, bu
exasps1ating old State, so rich and pros
porous and powerful that can shed her
reformeEs like water from ducks back,
and sail along stcadfast and stately under
= shower-bath Of selfconceit and wrong
headedness that would sink forty tathoms
deep weaker commonwealth"
One of the most remarkable things in
human nature, however, il this wiling.
meas OF woman to sacrifice girls life for
the chance Of saving the morals Of a
scapegrace man. II = pious mother
can only marry her son Beelzebub
to some good, religious girl,". the
chance of hin reformation 10 greatly
increased. The girl 10 neither here nor
there, when one considers the necessity
for saving dear Bee'zebub. .Ed,eard e.