Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-08-15
Mans Better-HOzf.

'There that explains where my clothes
lines went to!'' exclaimed an Iowa wo
man, a, she found her husband hanging il
the stable.''
A fop took a seat in a railroad car be
hind young lady, but, on perceiving sh
had dog, he moved of with an air o
trepi,lation. ''Don't be alarmed,'' she sal,
In areassuring tone: Zip won't bite you
he doesn't like veal"
In some countries broken down from
gate produced in court is all the evidence
girl needs to insure favorable verdict in
breach of promise case.
An Indiana girl says she finds nothing
so good for the complexion as rubbing
her face on a young mans vest. Tn,
young man must be inside it, though.
Edison's very, very, very latest invention
is the tassimeter, to measure pressure
Every young lady should wear one abou,
her waist as evidence in suit for breach
of promise.
The cuckoo doesn't steal nests from 9th
er birds. After two hundred years of mis-.
apprehension. naturalists have placed the
bird where it belongs. 1t has no nest al
all. but wanders around like an American
girl in search Of Il titled husband.-Dctroit
Free Press.
A schoolgirl in Ann Arbor, Michigan,
took for the theme of her essay, My
Lovers" which she read on commence
ment day. much to the astopishment Of the
assembly. She not only gave the flames
of her admirers, but described minutely
their varied manner Of courtship. exciting
great laughter in the audience, in which
the young men undergoing dissection did
not participate.
a young and pretty girl stepped into a
shop where spruce young man, who had
long been enamored but dared not speak.
stood behind the counter selling drapery.
In order to remain asslong as possible she
cheapened everything. and at last she said:
IL believe you think I'm cheating you."
"Oh. no." said the youngster. Ito Inc you
are always fair.' ''Well," whispered the
lady, blushing as she laid an emphasis On
the word, IL would not stay so long bar
gaining if you were not so DEAR Tab
leau.
When Mr.. Billony went home yesterday
ard saw handsome hoquet reposing on
one of the parlor chairs. he mentally OBJ
served that it was shame to let such
beautiful flowers lie there to Nither; so he
took them up tenderly. procured basin
III, .rrt t''ozs''f'. U-...,f,1 4,o
piercing shrek and fai~+~-, oS e.a., ...'o
But it was too late. Mrs. Billonys new
sprinr flower bonnet was utterly ruined.
In my newspaper reading in one week l
find $500, 900 given by women to churches
and colleges, Willie the same papers herald
the erussest insults to those Of our sex
asking for in equal recognition OF their
RIGHTS in these institutions. How can we
cultivate the virtue of scli-rcspect in wo-
men? All over the country you find Wo-
men straining every nerve to build up
churches, and the clergy in turn stralnlng
every nerve to keep women in subsection.
Now, 10 my mind, the building up OF true
womanhood is more important work in
eyery community than church, priest, or
parsonage. Facts like these are surely
sufficient and sufficiently plain to caase
even apathy to start from her ignoble re-
pose, and kindle into searching inquiry
in the minds OF intelligent wo'nen.-Ne~
Northwest.