The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-04-11
CIRCULAR NOTES.

can make a woman indifferent 10 her personal
appearance.
I.9can Won spell donkey with one Lottery"
,.kad a silly Young man of q bright girl;
''Yes," she answered-'h
A New York waiter the other day, on being
~reprimanded for his lnattentivenesst replied,
sfhey also serve who only stand and wait"
-'lsn't there an avfully strong smell Of
n;cs in the AIR p asked smith OF Jones. YES"
replied Jones; that's because the wind istrom
the
A paper publishedin Florida says: "a new
and eommodious dog-house vas recently nm
ishei in this city for the ACCOMMODATING" %
one If our leading CITIZENS"
-Tluff denounces the blue glass treatment
as a humbug. He tried drinking whiskey Out
Of it all one day, and has had a head ike
that OF a boiled owl ever since.
IL Won have 4 good sister, love and cherish
her witL all your heart If you have none. why
then love and cherish the good sister OF some
other man with all your heart.
Observe n young father trying to appease
bawling baby, and you'll witness ingenuity
enough in ten minutes to make you think that
nan ought 10 be on inventor.
y nArrowly escaped being cut on with a shil-
lin" said a SOLEMN young man. How did
you escape Il, sir2' asked a bystAnder. NJ
FATHER had no shilling, was the solemn reply.
-"Astonishing cure for consumption !" as
the old clearinghouse keeper said when she
sprinlled her pumpkin pies with cayenne pep
per before putting them before her boarders
School inspector Ito urchin)-"Now John
ny, how many can you countf JOHNNY
s'One, two, three, four, Ave, SIX, seven, eight,
nine. ton InspeCtor-"Goud, Johnny, go on"
Johnny after a moments thought -'Jaek,
king, queen, ace
1t is evident that the habit Of Idle young
men going 20 ''thoir uncle to raise funds had
begun 70 excite remark even in ancient times.
Solomon u~ft-quutel advice, Go to the ant,
,hou sluggard," would at least seem TO
strengthen this suppos!tion.
THAT bed ia not long enough for me-"
said a very tall, ggun cid gentleman, upon
being usheroi into his bedroom by an Irish
waiter vi one Of our hotels. Faith, an you'll
end It is pretty long, sir, when you get into
t." wss tho. reply; for then theren DO two
teot more added 70 it
Tim afraid I'm sitting on your crinolinc,
ola'am."
"Oh, neycr mind, siri tie ONO consequence;
you can't hurt it
"No, ma'aui, its not that; hut the confound-
81 thing hurts me
An auiiatle citizen Of Burlington called
20 sec another who was dangerously i'll. At
;ractoi hy a fCrtiyo pair OF boots in the room
Of the invalid, the visitor triel them ON, then
turning TO the eek man with much sympathy,
be remarked, '~-supposiug the worst should
happen, Al take uIose hnots."
-TGo orator CraEsas, having vcpt the loss
II a-mugena, O hsA which he himself had fed,
VAS tauuIel Witt tbs Weakness by Domitus,
when pleading against him IA the Roman SEN
ate. III is sue he replied, that l shed
ursrs for my tsh; but that is more than you
did AZ tho dgLtli 81 either Of your two wives"
A friend u Admiral Paine, b was adj
iictvl ~ tho NunGi y.co OF betting, once sent
the Admiral 1 note which ran as follow -
"Dsar YIUge:-I have wagcred ESQ that you
we're bred TO the seas
10 this the gallant Admiral CURLY replied:
"Wrongl The seas are bread to me-" .
We rise to ask if anybody in this city knows
.ho name OF The young man who called on his
Adored last evening, and, getting short Of
som thing 10 say, quietly remarked How
sad it isl Frost has cone, and it will kill
everything green
IherouPun the young lady extended her
hand and said, in sympathetic tones Good
byel"
Tho following is an illustration of the de-
yelopment Of EnSli7L spelling IN the Punejab.
II IL a verbatim copy of a letter reciyed by
a schoolmastrr IN The north from a houso-
holder in his locality: Cur, ass, you are q man
Of nolegs and wish to inter my sun in your
sE.M" lie obacurit= and seeming ofenstye-
ness OF this address disappear on translation.
What was intended TO be written was-'Sir, as
you are u man of knowledge, l wish to enter
my son at your school,"
Pigeon English is all the rage with Boston
girls, and when an escort leaves one ofthem at
her papa's front stops he is startled to hear
something like this:-"Hoop-la-Melican man
he heap much nice-fetchee me home all light
topside up on slipPely walk-buy gum dlops-
oomee you allie same gin sometime-you
bANeyi en- Jonu anu bne disappears within
the storm doors, leaving the perpfexed young
mGn slowly muttering, "Well-rl-be-heap
-much-bloWed-alle-sRme-ifl know what
that charming creature is driving at"
Yesterday evening, as a couple of ladies
we're passing along Fifth Avenue, they were
approached by a dandetied fellow, who bland!y
Gccosted them, saying
Its a pleasant evening, ladies'
The ladies' did not reply, and the gentle
man, (f) nothing daunted, kept pace with
them, and again yentur,d 10 say
at : u pleasant evening, ladies, to take =
walk"
d you really think 80 ?" asked one Of the
fair damsels, with Z merry twinkle in her eyes.
why, of course l dol" said the fellow,
laughing his sweetest.
well, then, suppose you take onel'
The skeleton or cat walked into Ryan's
store, at HohokUs. Ryan, seeing her, bawled
out: Mickey didn't l tell y u month ago to
fade that cat a pound OF mate II day unal yo
had her fGtf"
"You did; and I'm Just Ia ling her a pound
HAS that cat ate a pound THIS morulngG"
Eyes, sir"
"shure, l think it's lie yero tell us. Bring
me that scalcs. Now brigE me that rAt."
The cat turned the gga.gs at Exactly on,
pound.
There! didn't I tell We She had eaten C.
pound Of mate this murulu' Z"
All right, my boy; there's yer pound
mate; but where uIa ulyels the eat - g.