The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1878-04-26
MAIL GRAIN.

Edison, the photograph man, has
AIKEN out one hundred and iifty.seven
mentions, He is about ready to kill.
II the sex Of the photograph has rot
Teen determined, we suggest that it be
allied she, for it always has the
last word"
StLouis Globe Democrat republican;
Grant, on a platform restricted to de,
lanciaton of the southern claims will
weep the country in $780,
Rev. John Jasper sticks to it that
the sun moves" We believe him.
ehave seen it move o corner loafer
yer to the shady side of the street
'hen no other power could 80 have
moved him.
disastrous fire in New York last
week destroyed thirty thousand white
mhbrushes and three thousand splint
uooms, and it is feared that this loss
vII affect the western sales of New
York landscape paintings.
twas reported last week that Mont4
pmey Blair was threatened with
paralysis of the jaw. The bright CLEAN
dpublic anticipation was darkened by
goOm however, when it appeared that
twas only his upper teeth that had
allen down.
Ataprayer meeting in Flint, Michio
gan, short time ago the choir sang
OuT times and one hundred and thirtyN
I've persons spoke in the space of TWEEN.
Ntwo minutes. If this statement is
true, and it probably is, the room must
have sounded like a runaway phono-
aaph,
The Toledo weekly Blade must be a
reform paper. 1t savagely denounces
biscuit" as the national gastric clog;
The huge spore-germ of self>propagat-
ing and self-perpetuating dyspepsia;
AisOaked and jaundiced with soda or
haratuS; more indigestible than the
Adden tortillas of Mexican greasers.
!aen it goes on and gives six recipes
9f making them,
Ono Chicago newspaper says of an
llAer; But such is not the opinion of
'le gigantic genius who presides over
lie slOpNbucket of journalism on Fifth
venue which is dignifed by the name
a newspaper. The greed of that
NoFoutlc sheet makes it crazy in its
P'urlency, and causes it to make stu
gendouS ass of itself even in the only
lepartment where it usually exoels."
Rev. Mr.. Talmage says; II have seen
men Who at the marriage altar, thought
aey We're annexing something more
lnaOle than Cuba, who found out
lleFWard that they got only an album
uoaey,S Magazine and q medicine
le'' Their disappointment must
aave been keen and heavy, but we don't
oppose any OF them committed sui~
Ie-unless they found they had also
'anexed volume of Talmage's ser-
Inns wicked and untruthful story has
@lato the London papers! "On the
went visit of General and Mrs. Grant
" uIeece the distinguished visitors
''ls Introduced to the king and queen.
.lu Mrs. Grant to friend, on her res
S G.a rom the palace: Why was told
r ia; me queen understood English so
, ,s. made use to her majesty of the
, ,%u skedaddled," and she seemed
quite stumped.'"
lb au Egyptian mummy, at Columbus,
W., ,aO, ssald to be the remains of a
,u vuan who died when she was two
, IauIed and eighty-four years old. The
oJar a.lon concerning her age is said
nj, ~I1,e been deOiphered from her tomb,
i Si1 proves two things: First, that the
s'' records OF the duration of human
grv are rue; second, that the age Of an
''e' her death.
n rv s as can be ascertained from the
S"st papers, Mr.. Stanley general>
sn' naval battle before break
al, IAN \, thirty rapids, and cut three
M a, through the forest before noon,
M ta' eh fought land battle during
ssn I'a' OF the day in order to give his
Nj arest. ltcould be wished that he
An, Ientloned how many central Afri
p,ob. Is Killed in his various battles.
s5,c; ,ly the number was beyond the
s5J Oh the largest slate, and SC
h,s ! uOt De calculated We may feel
5laa.vWeVer that he tbinned out the
aivs at Ii and that not more than two
Ind y, Aing' and half to the square
ll,c, "nl oe found by the next central
h,ins Oaore Tilton, who has been lee
i,,ivs, % small Iowa towns since th'
st.,V;.Ol the scandal, has refused to b.
tVNeQ ON thu M allan h,iffnr 40,