Mexico weekly ledger., 1878-01-24
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will hav but one son, and he will be
edukated at an early age.

will hav but one son, and he will be
edukated at an early, age.
The man mortal who comes tew the
scratch in July will be a great lover
of poiitikal life, and after many
stormy trips will settle in his native
village a konstable, elekted by 10 ma
Ijority. He will liv tew be ripe with.
old age, and his posterity will wonder
how he managed tew spend a whole
life in politiks, and keep ont ov state
prison. +.
The girl born in July will flash like
a streak oy yellow sunshine. She
will be sought after like the balm o.
menny flowers. She will hav poetry
for breakfast, and spend the rest ov
the day on zephyrs and chocolate
karamels.
The gentleman born in August will
hav one eye tew the main chance, and
the other eye on the collatterals. He
will be sharper than good cider vine
gar, and will go at n t~ransackshun
like a Scotch terrier at a rat hole.
He will live tew be old. His wife
will die young-tired oit trying tew
keep I'D with him.
The feminine creashuns oy August
will be great admirers oV the sterner
sex. They will fall in love easy, but
will make az phew blunders az emmy
other wimmin. If 1 hadn't got one
ov the best wives that the world haz
yetsproduced, / should be inclined
tew ask (humbly) for one ov the
Augustus.
The man born in September will
he az phull ov wit as a bottle ov GIN
ger-pop. He kant hardly wait tsw
hav the cork pulled out, and when
the cork is pulled out it will take 9
3 quart bowl few hold q half pint Of
the phizz. lie will make jokes. He
will hav Il house phull of children,
who will be the best jokes he perpe-
!, trates.
The lady born in September will
} be mistress of the situashun. She
t will hav menny admirers, but will
lead them q dusty chase. After 9
while she will marry, and bekum az
serious as o white mice in a wire trap.
. Her husband will be az proud Of her
as a third ~lutenant ov his fust spaul.
~lettes.
The male man ushered into exis.
tence in October will be of an enquir'
ing mind. The fust thing he will en-.
quire for will be some good cider,
He will study divinity at fust, but
will quit that and bekom akonduktoI
on a boss rale-road !; this pays better
and has more perquisites. He will
marry the woman Of his choice, which
is good, provided the choice is al
right. His hair will turn grey before
he dies, but after he dyes he will HAY
black hair the rest of his days.
The woman born in October viii
be short Of statue, and acquainted
with grief. She will want a CRATE
menny things in this world that ain,
handy tew be got. She will marry
just about the right time, and under
take to live with her mother-in-law,
which is a difikult kontrakt tew fill.
The gentleman born IN November
WIFI q hard worker, but phond oi
old wine. He will forget tew pay
some ov hlz debts, but will have q
blue eye, and be a good singer. He
will marry between ID and 40, and
be IN excellent judge of hash on
toast. He will liv a CRATE length,
and reach death by a cirkuitous route.
She who Gums to us in November
will be az welkum al a d%andylion in
the buzzum of winter. She will be q
butiful dautor, a warm-hearted sis
ter, o tender mother, and O handsum
wife-(Kind Heaven! send US az
menny of this sort as convenient
The man born in December will
have a sanguine temperament. Hs
thinks he is i'll love with every woman
he meets, and won't git married till
late in life. Whe he dus git welded,
he is a-going tew we'd a woman who
haz been playing the same game he
haz-falling in love with every man
she meets. They are both of them
going to git cheated the wust way.
The girl born in December, tho
late in the season, il a-going tew
ketch up before she gifts through.
She wont remain single, and IL ago
ing tew be a leetle diffikult to manage
double. She will see Naples, but IL
too smart tew die right off on that ac-
count. She win admire menny men,
but will love hut one, and that is her
husband. II her husband is smart
enuff to know this, they will travel
through life like 2 pigeons.
SHE WAS A LAW-ABIDING WO-
MAN.