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The New York herald., 1878-03-10
BROOKLYN PROPERTY FOR SALE
AND 20 RENT.

BROOKLYN PROPERTY FOR SALE
AND 10 RENT.
a GnrAT BAnGAIs.-PAnIl GitING UT nOLSE-
Aaeeyng account OF leaving tho city three stoiy
House heavy stone trimuings, plate glass
'front.' brhutuly hescoed and painted, handsomely lar
nsed tru luut. burglar alarm olokaAt gas hNtures all
complete order; possession nmeuitsy opposite ID.
Tanages brooklyn iaDernaclu furniture will be soid
market price; terms n.y. Apply TO JOHN r, JAMES,
1e3 Montague st., brooklyn
IlY JAMES G. EADIE, AUCrIONEER AT THE
DEastern District Exchange Saesrooms. 40 Broadway.
Brooklyn, L. ID.
On saturday March 49, 1878 ut ~ o'clock NOON,
able three story orick Factory Property situated IN Hope
IT,. between 6th aud 7th ground l1OA!hxiO. Oud'
g 4DxS rs feet ceilings: brick Office aud engine h, use
u horse eine. ooioi shaf:in ppos &C.; blocks
from brand aud Houston ferros, sale positive.
fiity per cent cat remain on mortgnge.
DAk1AINS.-FOR SALE, ELEGANT NEW TWO
JJstOry brown stone Houses Carroll ST. 9TH
improvements: handsome three story. os2 Car
roll 81. Address BUILDER, box 1883 Herald office.
IlROOkLYN $500 WILL Buy TWO STORY BASE
Jtment brick House all improvements; twevc minutes
Jerry. Apply DAVID AUBREY 4i1k North fortlsDd av
IIrk sALE-TiiREE OF Inh CHEAPEST new,
lrst ciass trwn stone Houses IN the city c Brooklyn;
Su 80 the ni"st substnntHi nauner aud o the best
teria have a ImprOs complete. Inquire prem.
ises, Dean between franElir and Bedford avs inc
most healthy location In the city. JOHN MAulLLIGAN.
Builder.
The New York herald., 1878-03-10
NEW YORK HERALD SUNDAY MARCH TO- SHEET
PROPERTY OUT OF THE CITY FOR
SALE OR TO RENT.

c1S PER MOSTll-COTT ,GE, SEVEN ROOMS.
sYlOcemcnted cellar four acres 40 minutes from New
York. OWNi:K ol6 81
eSn PER MONTn.-kNTIsE THREE STORY
'pJUBuiidns with large store Engle~opd. \. j., II
miles New lork the pncpa business street
large store double Windows elegant noors
newly painted throughout: splendid for AN
t-rprisin. storekeeper; let enough make Is
almost noth'n.. Inquire of GOktiAN A JAtkSUN.
Ney York
The New York herald., 1878-03-10

LrOR SALE-ON 5OTH ST., BETWEEN I'D AND 3D.
three story and basement high stoop stone
cusc alt the good neighborhood; will be
svd cheap; also Lot 2Jx13p, Sst ST. near Sd
with two stor, frame Dwelling; cheap. Apply to q.
NAEIL ith
The New York herald., 1878-03-10

nor sALk--THkEE STORY AND BASEMENT
II House No. l6i East 62d St. size l6x35x 1905 III
best location Apply to owner ). MEfRI I, 16l Eas
BID ST.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-01-17
Giving Advice

Advice is first-class thing when the
person giving it knows what BE- or she is
talking about. But there are volumes ofad-
vice and counsel which are utterly useless.
because it is simply the result OF an un-
comfortable desire to say sOmething-what
makes no difference. Advice, to be worth
anything. needs 10 he matured in the mind
before it is uttered. 1t is altogether
better, however, rs a rule, to attend to
your business and let other peoples
alone, unless you are invited to inter-
fere. Public men are especially the
victim OF the advice given. All men and
women in the world think themselves cali
ed upon to give a man who happens to re
in public life a sort of advice. seeming en-
tirely to lose sight of the very important
fact that any man who has mind enough to
attract any considerable share of public at
tention, probably has enough to manage
his own affairs. Get your own affairs into
good shape and keep them in it. and do
not waste so much Of life in looking after
other people
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-01-17

The law of Michigan, commonly known
rs 1.-The police regulation bill," gives to the
parents and relatives of persons who are
damaged by liquor drinking. claim on
liie liquor seller. A similar law exists in
Vermont and seems to be enforced in that
model State. A woman IN ReadsborO has
recovered verdict of $4,000 in the com
mon pleas court, for permanent injuries in
tlicted on her by the overturning of a wag-
on which her drunken husband was driv-
ing. This is the second trial of the case,
as the first verdict of 81, 800 damages
against the liquor seller was set aside on
technical grounds by the supreme court.
The defendants denied their responsibility
on the ground that one drink would not
get man drunk enough to overturn d
wagon, and that they sold the husband
only one drink. In the case of Dunks VS..
Friend appealed from Lenawee circuit and
decided by our supreme court at the last
June term (see Michigan Lawyer for June,
1867, the rule was laid down that ''neglect
of business by drunken man, loss of his
property, and deficient support of his wife,
in consequence of liquor drinking, are
competent to go to the jury in evidence
against the liquor seller;" and the court
Through Judge Marston) declared also
that lit would be e mockery of justice to
deny wife damages for the mental
anguish, disgrace, loss of society and COM
panionship, which she suffered through
intoxicating drink sold to her husband"
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-01-17
Josh Billings New Proverbs.

''This life is like game of cards. W.
must play the hands dealt to us. and the
| credit is not SO much in winning as in play
ing poor hand well.''
"Whcn l hear man Dragging about
what he did last year and what he's going
to do next year, can tell pretty near What
he's doing now.''
Don't desp!se your poor relations
They might get rich some time, and then
it would be SO hard to explain the thing
'The reputation man gets for his an
cestOrs wants about rs much altering 10 iii
him as their clothes would.'
There is no woman stationed on the
face of the earth who tries 20 hard to do
right. and fails oftener, than the average
nother-in-law."
.'An enthusiast is an individual who be-
lieves about four times as much as he can
prove, and can prove four times as much
as anybody else will believe"
Failing in love is like falling down
stairs; its hard work to find out just how
the thing was ,:one.'
"A man who has been waiting for the
last fifteen years for something to turn up.
is still in the same business"
"A poodle is wOlnan's pet, and have
seen some would like to swap livings
with.' a@&
mice can live anywhere comfortably
but in church; they fat very slowly in a
church. This proves that they can't live
on religion any more than minister can.'
1.-The worst tyrant in the world is wo-
man who is superior to her husband, and
let's everybody know it,
Love is like the measles; You can't hav,
it but once, and the later in life we have it.
the tougher it goes with u.s.
''Great thinkers are not apt to lie great
whistlers. When man can't think of any
thing, he begins to whistle"
The man you can have to work on the
farm for nothing and board himself, just
about earns his wages"
/, '.Neatness, in my opinion, is one of the
virtues. l have always considered it twin
sister to chastity, but none work SO hard as
the victim, of ecstatic neatness. / have
seen neat person who would not let a
weary fly rest long enough on the best
wall paper to take breath, and who would
chase a single cockroach up and down
stairs until his legs were worn off,"
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-01-17

Men succeed in their profession quite as
much by complaisance and kindlness oi
manner rs by talent. Demosthenes. il
giving his well known advice to an oratoT
that tIoquencc consisted in three things.
the fist action the second action, ano
the third ..ac,ion''-is supposed to have n
tended manner ouly. y telling preacher
IN his opening remarks gains the good
will of his hearers. and makes them Tee!
that he has something to say and THAI he
can say it--by his manner. The success
ftll medical man. on entering Il sick-room
inspires into his patients belief in himself.
and that hope which Is SO mvorahle TO
longevity--by his manner. Considering
that jurymen are scarcely personiiications
of pure reason unmiNed with passion or
prejudice. u balTster canGo: afford to neg
lect manner if he would bring twelve men
one after another to his way of thinking.
Again, has the business man any stock Ii!
trade that pays him better than good att
lress: And ;,s regards the survival OK
the titfest" in tournaments for kdya
hand. is it not IA natural selection" when
the oil motto Manners makyth man" de
cides the contest: AT least Wilkes. tho
best-manncretl hut ugliest man OF his day.
thought so. II am he said, .'the ugi.e,5
man in the kingtlon,; hst if YOU give 'de Il
quarter Of an hours start 4 gain the love
OF any woman hetare the Dam lsoaAsst.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-01-17
% Mum SOciableS. "

''Mum Sociablcs" are the invention o.
the same ingenious woman who first in.
troduccd the Church Fair" The aim is
to secure money lin some way' for the
support Of the pastor. or the embellis,i
ment OF the parsonage, or the building OF
fences around the church property, or tie
adornment of the cemetery, or the pur.
chase of the chandelier. or the replenish-
ment of the Sunday School library. or the
supplying of some one or other Of the
thousand wants peculiar to the country
parish. In these things the Mum SOci:.-
ble." like its predecessor, the '.Church
Fair" will prove Il powerful aid to the dill
igent ladies' of The flock. In coyncss and
cunning, it is destined to lead the list of all
the methods hitherto adopted by the fair
church devotes for securing money. and
will insinuate itself into each mans pocket
lit least once in his life-and take there
from his purse with benign and tender
simplicity Of intrigue almost equal to sub
Unity. 'Man's pocket we say, for that
is the objective point, if not, under the
pressure brought to bear, the objecting
one.
But what is the "Mum Sociable," and
wherein lies its popularity of modus ope,-
anai2 1t is well that you ask. man, that
you be enlightened. First, there is pen
atty. 1t is necessary to have Il penalty, in
order that there may be pay" The pen
atty is a fine Of Il quarter of a dollar
against each and every one who, during
the allotted hour of the Mum Sociable. -
utters so much as one word. You may
meet. and bow, and smirk, and smile, and
motion, and wag your ears-if gifted with
such an accomplishment-but speak, nay.
that you must not. That would be for
teit, and would bring the fair but relentless
treasurer Of the sociablc to your side to
collect the fine imposed.
''But Il man could keep STILL" says every
man, as he innocently ''goes in" All, sir.
here is where the germ of this ''confi-
dence'' game lies embedded! Brave mas
culinity goes nobly to the test. He takes
his seat beside the young lady whom e
most admires. He smiles and bows as he
sits, but his lips are locked with combin-
alton which is burglar-proof. And there
they sit-she the charming bait-he the
mullet-heaaed victim. He speaks not. but
is already caught! How? Why, she
speaks! How could she help its And he
has to pay! How could he help it, And
she-pOOr girl keeps forgetting herself.
and he-p0or man keeps paying her for
feits. until his available wealth is scattered,
and he r,lsl,es thence, as matter of SELL
preservation.
But the '.Mum SOciable's" treasury is
filed ere the proud man's desperation will
reveal Itself. and all the females Of the
house chap their hands for joy when the
last and most stubborn Of the males has
departed. and chime in chorus. '.Ain't it
splendid? - such ashc1ss !" - Chicago
Journal,
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lse Wanted u Doctor.

One night last week a jolly old Gcrma
farmer rode to Chestnut Hill fror
Whitcmarsh after physician for his wife
who was very sick. He dismounted from
his horse in front of 4 saloon just as tn
boys inside had begun to make merry owe
the first keg of beer. lie approached ant
looked cautiously around tile screen. Th,
foaming glasses were held high above tn,
heads Of the revelcrs. as one of the mum
Der pronounced toast appropriate to til,
occasion.
The silent watcher licked his lips and
| wished his errand had been one not requi,.
in% so much dispatch. He was turning
| reluctantly away, when the crowd saw
him.
HALO" they shouted; there's Fritz
Bring him in.''
lie WAS laid lold upon and hauled up to
the bar. all the Willie protesting.
''Poys. vas in quick hurry. Ole VOC.
man sick like der tIyvel. l vos come init
der toctor. sooner as ligIitnin' -
"Ne ell. you can take some beer while
you're here, and kill two birds with one
stone.''
''la:.s. | kill Won chicken nit a coople
Ov stones. und der ole woman die mitout
der toctor, l don'd forgit myself ov it.
eh?''
''Ol. she won't die. You don't get beer
often. and you've got the old woman all
tie time. Fill 'em up again.
"Iaas. l got her all de time. but expos
ing she go ded. don'd git her any more
sometimes. Ids better to go nit der toe
tor. seldom right away"
But he didn't go. AS one glass after an
other was forced upon him by the reckless
crew, the object of his crrand was fioate,l
further and further from his vision. until
it was carried ont Of his mind altogether,
and his voice, untinged with anxiety. join
ed in the drinking songs, and arose above
all others.
Thus he was found by his son. late that
night. The boy glasped him by the sleeve
and said:
''Fader. come home"
Fritz turned. and ut the sight of his boy
a great fear arose i'm his mind, swept away
the fumes Of the beer. and brought him to
a sense of the situation. In an awe-strick-
en- tone he said:
"lawcub. how you vas come here; vas
Something's der matter?''
"iaw," replied the boy.
"Vcll, spoke up aboud it. Vas der ole
voOman-vas your mutldcr-is she tlade. |
car sthan dem best. Don'd keep your f;,-
der in expense. poy. Sphid id out. Vas
We a coople of orphanscs. Yawcub:'
''Nein," answered the boy 'you vas
A lccIle baby COON nit der
house,"
Fritz was overcome for 4 moment, but
finally stammcred out
"Vos dot so: | expose it vas not so
soon already. Vell-vell. de middle of
life. We don'd know watts to turn next up.
Man exposes and Cott supposes. Fill up
der glasses
The boy ventured to ask the old man
Why lie had not sent the doctor.
Wy. did sic VAN; toctor? Peter she
told me so. gof him pooty quick. Nav
are mind. | safe more as ten dollar toctor-
bill on dat baby. Dat vos goot Child.
FIJI M der giasses. Whooray. foT dat lid
die buck baby! We Won't go home til
Yesterday"
Fritz got home at last. and was in Chest
nut Hill again after couple of days after
some medicine. heboys couldn't get him
again. though he said 10 them:
"lon bate tends to my peesness now"
Bulletin.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-01-17
JI1sdO7,z.

, Religion is the best armor that
man can have, but it is the worst cloak.
| Every time the sheep bleats it loses
mouthful, and every time We complain W
miss blessing.
Glory is well enough for rich man
but it is Of very little consequence to
poor man with large family.
We learn to climb by keeping our eye
not on the hills that lie behind, but on tn
mountains that rise before us.
Josh Billings says: "Success don
konsist in never maxim. hlrnders, but il
never making the same blunder the secon,
time.''
Il wish nations would adopt a plan tt
settle their disputes without first cuttin!
one anotlcr's thrOats.
Perseverance is Roman virtue tba
wins each godlille act. and plucks success:
even from tie spear proof crest of rugce,
danger.
Out Of one hundred men YOU rur
against you will find ninety-nine worrying
themselves into low spirits about troubles
that will never come.
-"lnsults," says modern philosopher
.'are like counterfeit money. We canno,
hinder there being offered, but we are no,
compelled to take tI!em.''
There never did, and there never will,
exist anything permanently noble and ex-
cellent in character, which is stranger to
the exercise Of resolute self-tlenial.
No man can safely go abroad that does
not love TO stay at home; no man can safe
~ speak that does not willingly hold his
tongue: no man can'safely govern that
would not cheerfully become subject: no
man can safely command that has not tr,l-
~ learned to obey; no man can safely re-
Joice but he who has the testimony of a
good conscience.
Don't run away with the idea that YOU
were born a genius and by a single stroke
OF the pencil you will some time immor-
talize yourself. 1t is better to dig away
under the impression that you are a Ounce
than to loll on the sofa waiting tor an in
spiration. 1t was Turner, the grlat paint
er, who said, II have no secret but hard
work.
If you wish to succeed, do not lie
abcd when you ought to be ut breakfast :;
do not be da"dling over your coffee, or
yoar %ore; be spls @ OF Gl giShg g eSenfn$s hf =
and late hours to social pleasures but go
to bed early enough to get ample sleep, and
recruit all your energies for the solid labor
of the coming day.
Here is hint to young writers: ''The
underscoring OF emphatic words and in
tense epthets is left chiefly for school
girls and freshmen in their correspondence.
Those familiar with the usage of our best
writers will rarely find word put in
italics; those accustomed to listen to our
best speakers Will also find that intense
emphasis, which is to speech what under
scoring is to writing. is reserved for spe-
cial occasions. a plain, clear. compre-
hensive statement of fact. in a tone moder-
ate, dignitied and calm, carries more
weight than the same statement given in
an exciting. ranting style.-infnitely more
weight than the same statement loaded
down with intense epithet and trembling
with passion
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P0et1'Y.
Put 1t i'm the Bank.

penny saved, penny gainedn-
BE prudent and discerning;
NO matter what your wants NAV be,
Don't spend all you are earning.
Yes, lad! we know the will is strong,
Tempt ations come in plenty,
Let fifteen dollar. meet your needs
II you are earning twenty
Pay as you buy, don't run in debt
Great confer; is in knowing
liial you are free from suits and duns,
hat You are no man owing.
80 many things you like to have!
Next month your | ay increases.
Look out, my lad. What will you do
II then your income ceases?
Ee generous, but be always just
This life that we are living,
Would lose much pleasure, with the zest
We feel in joy Of giving.
How can you save, you'd like to know?
Tell, aud you'il gladly hear it
Your pockei is y dangerous place,
Your hand is always near il.
Put in The baHk all that YOU save.
And 'hen : Il viii have reason
10 thank Us, '7r aIr good advice,
When comes your cloudy season
You may have sunshine all your life,
We hore you'!l have no other!
Then, with your ,avings in the bank,
jus: iii some ia,en brother.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-01-17
P"ren OlOSy,

The public are being educated to bette,
knowledge OF Phrenology by the efforts
that are constantly being made by the pub
fishers of the chronological Journal tina,
staunch old monthly which has been pub
lished now in New York for forty years.
and during all is time has lost none Of its
yigor. and has attained much wider cir
culation than its technical name would in
dicate. The publishers announce now IL
great reduction in pricc-from three dol
lars to two dollars year-and in connec-
ton with this chronological Bust as pre-
MUM to each subscriber This Bust is ::
model symbOlical head. made nearly lite
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show the exact location OF all the Phreno-
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Hrcnoloqicat Journal on Practical Phre-
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Copies of the Journal can he seen at the
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"A great many people, not content with
their own, borrow trouble; and they keep
it SO long that, forgetting whence they at
t lined it, they go about trying to find
somebody silly enough to take it Oft theiz
hands.
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1t was little harl on the boy, for he
meant well, and had a sincere admiration
for the girl. They were sitting at the table
with company OF Others, and as he pass
ed her the sugar he murmured in an under
tone, Here it is. sweet, just like you
The compliment was little awkward. to
be sure. hut he meant il, and it seemed
mare than cruel when, in moment later,
she had occasion to pass the butter to him.
she drawled, 'Here it is, soft, just like
you.' .t..
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The man who owns $4,000 COW can
drink milk costing him eighty-four cents a
quart. That's all the advantage he has
over tho rest OF u,
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Watches & JeVelry.
LEA. r. MAESTCN

Manufactures ard Tev:irs Jewelry. VIII lay
down American Watt hes ~ toto ~ CCr cent.
erfhan they car e purchased of ast-
srn ADJ cr;ising films. II YOU Goubt
this, bring along yor,r rice lists
ard compare teims before
ending East.
WATCH WORK A sINCiALTY.
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