Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-04-13
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

The Car is no Czardine.
An old maid is q primrose.
What is home without . chromoi
To keep yourself warm-keep the
fire coaled.
Isn't Kate Clsxton getting married
Two Orphan2
Maybe Pope Leo XIII. wrote
Beautiful Snow."
Puris has eight hundred newspa-
pers, but only one Paws.
Emmanuel left 81 100000 ia debts
and n"body CONTESTS his wilt.
Why is an egg nni"nc like nm egg
overdone9 Because both are hardly
done.
K"ntnrky editor says a tax If
81 on each pistol in the State would
beat the beIl-punch.
1t WAS on the train, md the lights
burned dimly. s id he, "Dun oo ub
me2" Sid she, "Es, | ubs oo!"
"Didnt she return your lovew
YVES, she dih; she said she didn't
want il that's what's XII lin me-"
The Chinese have "A notion that
the soul Of poet passes into grass
hopper, bccause il sings tll II starves.
Now they ought To hang Mollie
Mcguire herself. She is the woman
shst is u the tsftom If all this trou-
Die.
Many wears ago Congress gave the
widow of President Tyler the frank
ing privilege, and she uses it to this
day.
Ben Butler calls the frozen seas
"'the graveyard of fools" and he'll
never vote for another Arctic expeG-
ten. .....
The Detroit Telegraph observes
that the war opened with spirit, hut
is closing with mild sort of porte
whine.
When you walk. pray once; when
you 60 to sea- twice; when you 90 to-
be married, three times-says a. Rus
sian proverb.
A Nv York paper has discovered
that DR.. Mary Walker was born in
Middlrsex county, and says that ac-
counts tor it. ,.r
IF there is anything in this world
TINT will make mule laugh his tail
of, II Is to see man with u glass eye
trying to wink it ut n pretty girl.
If you want to take the gimp out
Of a stuck up man, mistake him for
the street-car conductor, and offer
him your fare as he comes al"ng.
n, wife knows her own value.
II Ia only when a railroad company
comcs t0 be sued that husband be-
gins to learn what treasure he has
lost.
lunch notices that bald heaAod
men comb their heads with towels. |
What il it that Is 40 dear, vet every
one has, or has hadf A mother, 70 |
be sure.
Tho boy choked to death BY q
hunk OF gum may be said to have
suckgun,ed " the grim messenger. |
"a good resolution is like . good
umbrella" Because you generally |
put It up when you sre dry.
"Eiesching after the unattainable. :" |
A paaa Fselipg Ap ~Nder the back of |
.his vest for the end Of . parted sus-
peDder.
"Pro,piscunus kissing Is said to |
spread all sorts OF diseases, but the |
only one definitely discovered Is the |
lip.rosy. ai. t's
The sentimental gentleman who |
described himself the other day rs |
being lost in thought. has. since then,
been discovered sitting In an omni.
bus. 'l1
What is the difference between the |
labOrs Of farmer and u seamstressf
One gathers what he sows, the other |
sews what she gathers.
A paper, describing the effects Of
= storm, tebrerved that 1t sshsttered |
mountains, toro up oaks, dismantled |
churches, laid whole villages waste,
and overturned = hay stack.
This old "provarb says: "When
Poverty enters by the door, Love
HES out at the window" But nova
hays, Glove fiiss IN ut the window,
while Poverty IL shown the door"
A ~, Lonis man will bet $500 that
p" human being has soul. He
!magines that a persons soul should
pc A. visible as a red nose, aud he Z
Pas always resided in st. Louis. I,