The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-01-31
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& There have been 252 Popes.
He'll is not altogether abandoned. 1t
has its friends,
Horrible to relate-the President won't
change his Schurz Chicago Times.
Ex.Doorkeeper Fitzhugh, "biger man
than old Grant" is keeping boarding
house in Washington.
Among the items in a plumbers bill
are to searching gas leakage, fifty cents;
to having found it, one dollar.
Ex-Governor Beriah McGofin has
been appointed one of the Kentucky
Commissioners to the Paris Exposition,
"How does the new COW answer" ask
ed one man of another who had lately
purchased a COW. 81 really can't say"
he replied, "for I've never asked her any
questions"
An Iowa minister is reported to have
prayed on recent Sunday for the Presi.
dent, "that he might have more wisdom
than his predecessors, and more than he
has himself as yet displayed"
II asked the President" says Jim
Blaine, ito appoint William E. Chandler
to foreign mission" The President
didn't appoint him and that accounts
for good deal of the milk in the cocoa.
nut.
Susan: "I say, Mrs. Mccarthy, this
'ere's bad cabbage Mrs. NJ: "Shure
now, and it is, honeyP Then pick anoth-
er. Bless ye, young cabbsgeis is like sweet.
hearts; you must try half dozen fore ye
get good wanP
"Nine sir" observed social scourge,
II can speak nine languages distinctly
but my father, when alive, could speak
no less than fifteen" "AhW remarked
Douglas Jerrold, II knew man who
could speak tive.and twenty, and he nev.
er said anything worth hearing in anyone
of theln."
A lover of good coffee entered grocery
and holding up handful of ground coffee
from big can, he inquired, "Are there
any beans in this Coffeep" mo, sir y
promptly replied the grocer. "How dc
you know ?" asked the man. because !
was out of beans and had to put peas in u
was the answer.
A Western Justice ordered witness to
come up and be sworn" He was in.
formed that the person was deaf and
dumb. II don't care" said the Judge
passionately, whether he is or not. Here
is the Constitution of the United States
before me. 1t guarantees to every man
the right of speech; and 80 long as have
the honor of seat on the bench it shall
not be violated or invaded. What the
Constitution guarantees to man l am
bound he shall have it."
Mrs. Lidia Wingo was arrested in Taze.
well county last week for illicit distiline
and violating the revenue whisky laws
She was in bed when arrested, and posi-.
lively refused to get up, nor did she until
the officer got her clothes and put them
on her-puttiDg on her stockings and SO
until she was ready to travel. Being
regularly in the whisky business she says
that she has to have some every day and
if this Government was worth a cent il
would furnish it to her while in JAIL
Abingdon Va.) Standard.
The Shah of Persia is going to taavel in
Europe again-this time incognitO. He
declares that his resolve has been promp
ted by desire still further 70 promote
the welfare of his kingdom by the intro
duCtion into it gilmore European customs
He was lately heard to say that of all the
royal and imperial personages whose &C.
quaintance he made during his former
tour, no one more surprised him than
the Prince of Wales, because, as he put
it, "he seemed like one of the people and
dressed the same"
The girl who had a painter lover with
a yellow ochre" has the sympathies of a
friend who writes:
When he with yell awoke that girl
The painter thought he had her.
But she though mad whom she lay down,
Undoubtedly Rose madder.
Boston Advertiser
The painters girl was dusky brown,
Her name was pretty Ella
She ran away and left the town
So he lost his umber.El a.
-HdckeHSack Republican,.