The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-06-06
EVERYDAY sPICERIES.


EVERYDAY SPICERIES-
: The Norristown Herald insists that
no man likes to hold a girl baby in his
arms until she islseventeen yeafs'old. :
THE swans down which ladies sigh
for is plucked from wild geese. Detroit
Free Press. 1t isn't eider.- Chicago
Times. ,sses saya: t,,sssi,tsssq
IT has Just been discovered that the
quality of humor is not strained. This
will account for its too frequent coarse
ness. Il Reading Times. I
THE man who dreant he dwelt in
marble halls woke up tolfind that the
clothes had been pulled of from him by
his wife.-D Danbuvy NeDs.
He sot him down upon the steps-
that had been newly painted--and when
he riz to travel home that gal Of his
she fainted.- = 0bservoat Eschdnges aeie
To the American boy there is an aw
full, majestic difference in the weight
between the butt end of q, fshEpole
and hoe handle.-Syracuse Sundqy
Times,
A SEXTON stone dropped from the top
of the State Capitol in Lansing, Mich,
one day this week, and didn't make
bit of noise or disturbance--until it
struck. Chicago Journal. r.iys "
NOT % salt;sh II He 70. -smarLs w;tb rrest I,
nnct;on n 1Tbere,s q land that is isirer
than tb;s.n ou;tes-as- If he were roinp
there himself Bufdlo ExDrsss9 x3
Tur bitterness of e novartv i hao;nn;,o
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about aiS t to II buv var another ~ dep--Brsak1ast T Ca I
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The oxiet blossoms = bshssth en- the srssy; 9
The sqpoSeT 1hs s soaTs II the m s,al.sr. Y. Ny
Oh, never be CHEEKY, org Or gloomy, Or dry
The mutton-chop shrieks In the polly wogs eye.
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| r. =, GLizAsErH ALLEN' IN y poem, ASKS, .,
Il, Un, Mn!ow WY l.o1syeI weep
Ellzapetn Is nste mistaken as: % me
| !acu II lsnt tne willow tnat weePs' )
IL Is tne poy VINO dances qndet tne iimOer
Itz4 -. stts A~-sist- -. tA- .-',
PARsoN NAsBY, It ls sald, lett tpe
New YORK Egen'ng Maa Decause ne
couian get ms saiary: ne snoAiom 1vol IN I
nave Deen 80 mignty PaIticuial Inc
Proprietols OF me paper .couaun1 ees
tneifs' e. eit4ner'-..Pugd'Do :. -n'tp.ess wcE
CHARLOTTE CUsHMAN LETT her fortune
to her nephew; Some young men IN
such case might have proved migrate
ful and soon, -forgoften their penetac-
tress. be. however, nas ierected an
eleyen,doliar monumens 70 ner memory. memory
-Lo''aom lofst.) Adoertaser.
WHEN little Thomas stoops 70 toy
WIN berries, Jam ana 1etiy CAKE, NO ART
can soothe the cnastenea; poyTrno nos.
trums ease ms stomach-sche. And II
the grlping pains dely tne meoiG,nes ,,
Prescrlped to-fofi, i,Sn1s Pafents Will 90
well to try the imPid, liquid castor
oh.Eot- LOUIS journal, hf'ct1 ,,..s.s at.s;e
r" WHAT river is Venice on nT'-Jdnet.
Venison is not river, miss; it's q con-
fection, and one which, having once
sampled, will haunch you with per-
| petual desire for more: - Yonkers Gazette.
janet, dear, do not believe the young
buck; he is making game OF your ques-
tion.-Boston Commercial Bulletin.
The ablest minds claim that there is
no such thing as absolute originality
possible. Nothing, they argue, has ever
been produced that did not resemble
something in the earth Or visible
heavens: The new spring hat is the
nearest approach an exception yet dis
covered. RreGkfGSt Table.