The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1878-11-29
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n issf association An nhl imasslA
club
ta,s wha u generally l~hinl hand
The eatllalaser
II has hern asked. when rain talls,
dues 4 ever ess nr again. Of rours. II
does, IN dew time.
TnF man who hal married An inruf.
rigihie shfsw declared io friend that.
lic had contracted dangerous srnll.
"Tskr away waman,s askc,l writer
"and what would foilnwg" We would
Give ~ something hard next time. H..
Wnar il The difference between Nh
auction anil a sea.siek man. tine il u
sale 81 effects, anil tho either the effects
IA sail
II Is useless for physicians 10 argue
against slinrt.slceved dresses. The rul,.
stitntion of shc United States SAYS:
"fh. right 10 bear arms shall not hc
intcffrrcd with"
A rtMin Bos,onian has married Il
young la.iv whose weight ,crucs closely
upon 2H pounds. My dear said ho
~ her, "~hall ! help yol, over III, fence"
No., sass she to him. "help the fence"
An nristocratie papa. on being ~.
lncstcd 10y u ricl, nnd vulgar young fcl-
low for permission to marry "one uf thu
girls. Gnve this rather crushing rcpl,
Certainly; which would you prefer.
the waitress or the cook2"
ALlrTLEh hoy, weeping most pitconsl,,
was interrupted hy some unusual occur.
renee. He hu~hc.l his cries for mo-
ment; the thought wus broken. Ma
snia he. rcsnminH Ills shuttle, what WAS
] crying about Just now?'
II IL the guilty nccomplicc on the Ro-
chester Express who says.
lniin"rsai stewart, ,i.aJ anil turned Ia clay,
TRAMP tstas carry IN Il haa away
- that ths aarth that krri Nus inrk IA aw.
shanld mar a Wall sni stain rptl.ers paw
A PHYSICIAN. finding Il L,,ly rcmling
Twelfth Night" raid; "Whrn Hhnks-
prnrc wrote about patience OH Il monu.
ment did hc mean doctors patient-f'
No she answered, you don't find
them I'll monuments. Init under thrh."
ii. iunlie,i in hazard III. railroad train
and sfi.d Farewell, insAnda Jane,
Wy precious, rN.rt lst,iudAtt
Ala la" sunil ls changed hia cry.
Alld ahils Tile t.ar H,a.4i ia his sse,
IL saltta 1Innfnnn.i iaaSa ritnlaFl.
PEDESTRIAN ttp rustic .How IN IL.
! wonder iun work hnr,l. lise plainly,
nnl srt stout; while !" llu.tir---aNn
,ise i tnlkill. sir: il hays / the breed. 4
tuadstouls n tua,lstool. nnd san can't
make mushroom nnt'n Ii. Nayerl"-
FnHnu Folks.
4 fuLi..nEAnprp grandfather recent.
IN hn.l his heard shaved or. showing ii
clran face for the first time fur mum.
hrr Of years. AT the dinner table his
3.senr.old granddaughter noticed Ii,
pnlea long With wondering eye. and final.
lysiacnlated, Grandfather, Nhose lead
yon got ony'
Az exchange prints fourteen rules for
spelling child md the quickest and
most certain rule III omitted. III yun
want - spoil child, give the youngster
u di.ln'tknoM.i IL Wns.loadcd pistol to
play with. II goes right IL The spot
and M postponemcnt on account u tho
Weather.
"Goop night, sweet nri, good night"
sang n lescl.headcd youth. m hc
slammed the front gntr anil pnccd oil'
down thu street. Then he took ont h-
handkerchief to rub tho rouge on thu
tip cn.l III his noss. and wondered how
mi,cl, pearl powder cost pound when
purchased In large quantities.
TmE ways Of the merchant tailor ,.lr
mysterious and l,aHt finding ont. H.
huildeth an overeoat for il narrow.
clcstcd yoith. and behold. rcnr view
u thu young mnn consinceS yon he II
Hercules IN disguise. Int upon closer
inspection Yen conclude it's nothing Int
cottun stuck III thu shoulders of his
cont. and yon could lick him II he was
twice IN hig. Eimi,n Gdxatte.