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pres. Lne0Elegant leg mist steamers WATER BRETT or
aGek e:
Line at p m connecting with trains North and West Fare
than by anl other lines. A. p BLACK supt
BRIDGEPORT, and all points on Housatonio
and NsugatnGk Railroads Fare, 81 steamer Bridgeport
and Bridgeport at ii D. IN. '
BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD.-
Leave NewYork from foot OF Desbrosses and cortland
$40 for Washington Columbus Cincinnati Indapap.
south Pullman cars from Baltimore to Newark, o. isnd
I4o M Ior Washington and the West and the South via
waslnstOn making close connections for Pisbarg cn sn
nma al lfsSs to psusa an 81 - Louis TeGe
burg Washington Augusta and savannah s'
man s BaS STh aa4 aad Ms rS
oaTc st. Ioas con@Sas sbmTg ne sH%,S
soathwe,t through Pullman cars from Baltimore cincn.
Florida, New. Orleans andthe soutr - 'S
Gr3%axy onles 55t Of IS cOTta1Gs Sd
ASK ToH TICKETS ,YIX Nutritious AND OHIO
CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW Jersey.
Commencing Sow 4S I' leave al S'sty a. do%,
Cn" amaona wErsagTrccn tlri hao9 Eesidere Manch
tion win d. 1: andw. 4. 4. ~ juno
Magch Chunk, Iamalna Hazeton, Wkesbarre, scranton
1915 and i:3o p m-For somcrvine Pennington
~ p For tiemng'oR Eas9n MagSh hunk Tasaaa
Readnc pottsyle Iarrisb1rgh, &c
Mahc ChaHr Connects at junction With D. T. and W r. r.
$50 p dalyfor Easton, Allentown and iiaufsburgh.
Tor trains to local points timetable, at stations.
SUNDAY TRAINS-Leave 9.30 q. m. ~ for
Book aud intermediate points, and at $50
EasOn Reading and IIaTrisburgh.
NEW-YORK and LONG BRANCH DIVISION.
~ Trains leave for Perth Amboy. Red Bank Long Branch,
Ocean GlUye. &C.. at S.lJ ll;i5i a. IN, J. BID D. ~
MattawRn station 10 ANA tIOmkEfPORT,
and at Squan to and from POINT PLEASANT
FREEHOLD and NEW-loRk RAILWAY
connections. Leave foot Of LbeI 81, Tor Freehold at
$40. ll:tJ H., 1, 5:I5 pm.
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NEW-YORK AND HAVANA DIRECT MAIL

Those lr-i elias. steamship. ssl regularly at p m from
rirI SO. -. NoTth IIVcf. ~ follows
Steamship SANTIAGO ~ CUBA fuNi-DAh. June -
steamship .- y" ,.'l-7H'i I"i'
nu,urp1,r,i 70, freight It--irc Apply
WILLIAM f.. CINbL - 60, 80 Rowing green.
NCEIII.l.I. - IL 81 Is CO. A.cIt> ~ Havana
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"0' Wei i"jii~ pE hEnAN. AGENT 50 80 nroaavav.

HANHT IUf AmcIlcHn THrhcI nInIihy DUO
4 tnr PLY MOI II! I,liUt r,i. and HA ~ ks
go NlLlt y lI........ IH. is
Iunr o. Pu'INi iEA"IA. June 20
rate q un cage 10 ympuin London thcrhou HAHhnrT
ana all points s iiH. scotland and Wales I-i tAhn
gold. second lhn. gold. rc'tHsc 'utf'irN = 10
kGNIAEII d. co, {. u. AltllAHb" " HIA-,
General Agents. 'cr'ia Iar-"if'i N-'Lir.
& Uf0ld New York 81 broadway. %rn. ) ok.
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NO PHILADELPHIA,
PENNsYLvANIA RAILROAD.

THE OLD ESTABLISHED ROUTE AND SHORT LINE
between
NEW.YOEK AND PHILADELPHIA
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pvIE GREAT PROVIDENCE LINE.

10 BOSTON. via Prov idcnce, direct.
\ II LI. NtGliN RlNt oNIn - MILLS OF RAIL
Tie iiyOlltc Palace steamers
NASSACIll SETS, Captain Ray Allen,
RHODE ISLAND, CAPTAIN IcN>' Mott.
Leave ddy t~undays rNccpcO from i'. - NOrth RIVER
lont of NIAivu at - H. IN. Passengers aNr IN b1-On at
a ln 80 lntcimodilic landings between New YORK aho
Prov iicH,S
THE OLD RELIABLE SrONl\GTON LINE,
Iol, BpSION AND ALL POINTS EAST,
AT 4 H. III from Pier 81. North KN'r Tot Ul JaNsL
Ntticrnums and tickets FOR EITHER LINE secured a.
Ne ,Gs Broadway. NJ all offices e" W,~cpts Express
COMPANY sold at all hotel ticket Offices fAs
scL and M VIA either line taken Al lowest ate .
u. = BABCOCk, Pitsldent
l. W FuKINs General asseIger Agent
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Fourteen Through Trains way daily tlree perots III
Philadelphia, two III Nt".l "fh
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ON WEDNESDAY, JUNE ~
At Iu.2D 4 VI
IT IT II
L. 4: /. BARNARD. 1T
For Young LaGies-City.

hABNEY UNIVERSITY SCHOOL, - Ii
~ .9ihst. Preparation fOI college.
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FALL RIVER LINE
FOR
BOSIO\
rIITcU VALLEY RAILROAD.


IL Sew Jersey southern Railroad. Commencing Nav -.
-. viii leave Ncw-lorh Pier =. North llLtr
ot E'"TstA y connecting al sandy HOOK with trans for
Lon Branch $50 H. M |. 1 AMI p.
icd Bank and loms River ESQ a ~, and ?. q.
BaIu'git aud fuck trtOn / 2.
\Irlaud. Brlugctuu ard Atlantic CITY !. IN.
Paliauclu.la and Irub.Itou ana /. III.
SUNDAY iul Long Branch $50 ~.
Leave Long Branch 7.j5 ll:ji, 3 20 81 dlys.
' WM :. SNEDiS,
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NEW.YnRK CIrY. No. 6 and : East 53d.st.
For Both Sexes-Citv.
For Boys and Young Men-Coun'

- ~ FTcuch spanish and German thoroughly taught
RAPID ianccd 4" tho
call OF address PROF L~>O u Last ouih Il
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,. a. DAILY Pacific Express for the West, sleeping
coaches through 10 Rochester Buffalo Nara tals tlnc'
n ANA CAogO without change also h0ie dnlng cars 70
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pACIFIC MAIL STEAMSHIP COMPANN'S

- l. LINE.
-
10 GLASGOW. LIVERPOOL. DUBLIN. BELFAST
Ion Dos DERRY. and The PARIS iAptb~l HON. From
Tlrr ~ North River. foot of canal ST. ~ lnin"S:
STAFF; OF VIi;GI IhuTtiiy May 80
an! I.IDIGI Thur, ,inv Junc
STATE OF iNDlANA ---- liifrdhy' Jun" -
Iir- cabin according 10 a'Coninrldtion- return
tickets a fouccd Rates Srcon1 CABIN, ~" Sieriago AT
lowest rates ... .,.,,.,.- go,
No. II Broadway, Sew York.
STEERAGE ckH' al 80. A. l'r"ld"ay. ann at The Com
.1..I l.ll n LIIn IlA-l.
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E'RlE RAILWAY.
u AENA NGEMENTo OF TRAIN- tnkIng efect Ma

. - m-Circmlaii and Chicago Day Express. Drawing.
room coaches 10 EIii5!O anl suspension Progr.
q D. tDa;jFaSt 81 Louis Express. arriving at Bura
l5 a No. connecting with fast trans - TIE West ana -Onh
west PHlds best dra"iDSToom sleeping coaches 10 Bui-
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1878-11-14
GROWING OLD.

1t is the solemn thought connected
with middle life, that life's last
business is begun in earnest; and it is
then, midway between the cradle and
the grave, that u man begins to
marvel that the days of youth go by
so half enjoyed, 1t is the pensve
autumn feeling. it is the sensation of
half sadness that we experience when
the longest day of the year is past,
and every day that follows is shorter.
and the llghl lainter, and the feebler
shadows tell that Nature is Fastening
with gigantic footsteps TO her winter
grave. SO does man look down upon
youth. When the first gray hairs
become visible, when the unwelcome
truth fastcns itself upon the mind
that Il man is no longer going up hill,
but down. and that the sun is always
Wrestling. he looks back on things
behind. When we were children. we
thought as children. But now there
lies before us manhood, with the
earnest work. and then old age. and
then the grave, and then home.
There is a second youth fol man, bet
ter and holier than his first. il he will
look on, and not look back.
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TIE HUMAN RACE.

A statistician in England, in study
ing.,a generation of IL million of people
from birth to death. finds that one
6ourth of them die before they reach
five years; less than One-twenty-
eighth between five and ten years; in
the next five years the mortality is
lower tn an at any period; in the next
five years an increase, especially
among women--the influence of dan
gerous occupations begins to be seen
in the death rate. Eight times as
many men as women die violent
deaths. This is perceptible for
twenty years. Consumption is prey
aient and accounts for one-half of the
deaths from twenty to forty five.
From thirty-fve to forty-fve the
effects of the wear and tear of the
system are seen. At forty-iive the
million is lessened to A2l, ll5-death
rate increasing rapidly. About one
sixth of the million is left at seventy
five, at eighty-fiye only 1866 are
left. and at one hundred, two hundred
and two are left. At fifty-three, men
and women surviving are aNOut equal
in number, and from fifty-five and
onward the women exceed the men.
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A LEAF FROM HIS TORY.

Thurlow Weed, the veteran journa-
list. recently wrote letter OF warning
20 the Republican party, in which he
said:
Can our leading journals and poll
ticians have forgotten the political
issue of 1887, SO and 1910! There us
now, there was wild, sensele IS war;
fare against paper money. President
Van Buren,, sustained by Colonel
Benton, Silas Wright. the Washing.
ton Globe, Richmond Enquirer,
Albany Argus and New Hampshire
Patriot, demanded a gold currency.
Colonel Benton made speeches III the
United States Senate declaring that
-'.yellow boys, shining through the
interstices of silken purse" must
become the exclusive currency of our
country.
= This warfare upon
paper money precipitated Il financial
crisis. Committees from New York
and other cities visited Washington,
seeking relief from measures which
occasioned widespread suffering
among AL the industrial classes. In
response to those appeals the Washing
ton organs of the administration
denied that there was any pressure
which honest men, shoull regret"
President Van Buren, was credited
with saying that s'those who traded
on borrowed money ought to fail"
The Hon. Samuel Beardsley, of
Oneida in a Congressional speech, ex-
claimed: ''Perish commerce, perish
credit, perish all, rather than take
one backward step"
The Wings accepted the issue and
carried the country by storm, electing
Harrison President. He died, Taylor
vetoed the bank act, and the money
dealers soon gained the ascendency,
and have kept it. excepting for short
periods, ever since. Weed thinks the
Republican party is now on the eve of
DISSOLUTION, and that the rock on which
the party is deliberately wrecking
itself is hard money.
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WHAT BIRDS ACCOM-

The swallows, swift and hawk are
the guardians of the atmosphere.
They check the increase of insects
that otherwise would overload it.
Woodpeckers. creepers and chicka-
dees are the guardians of the trunks
of trees. Warblers and fycatchers
protect the foliage. Black birds
crows, thrushes and larks protect the
surface of the soil. Snipe and wood.
cocks protect the soil under the sur
face. Each tribe has its respective
duties to perform in the economy of
nature, and it is an undoubted fact
that if the birds were all swept off
the face of the earth man could not
live bpon it. vegetation would die;
insects would become so numerous
that no living being could withstand
their attacks. The wholesale des-
truction occasioned by grasshoppers
whiah have devastated the west. is to
\ great extent, perhaps, caused by
the thinning out of the birds. such as
grouse. prairie hens. ETC., which feed
upon them. The great and inestima-
BILE service done to the farmer.
gardner and Tourist by the birds is
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NAMES.

a very curious chapter might be
many noted localities and the names
which they lear, a contrast SO glar
ing in many cases as to suggest Il
prophetic irony on the part OF those
who named them. Salem (peace) af-
forwards heightened into Jerusalem,
harmoniZes i'll with the associations
OF a spot which has witnessed the
multiplied horrors of the three blood
lest sieges in history. The Louvre.
now one of the greatest monuments
of civilization in it's highest form,
literally signifies place of wolves"
with which its sight once abounded.
The muddiest of Asatic rivers is
styled "clear stream (Syr Daria),
and Russ:a's Oldest city is still New
Town" (Novgorod), in memory of
it's rank as the capital of Ruric's
newly founded state in SO. Sebasto-
pol, an abreviation of the Greek word
sebastes pals august city, looks
anything but August at present, with
its crumbling detenses. half destroy
ed docks, and long lines of rootless
houses. Billingsgate, now Il bywoId
for the lowest vulgarity, originally
took it's name from Prince Belin; and
the capital of Russian Turkistan,
which stands in the midst Of clayey
plain. and contains not single stone
which has not been brought from Il
distance, bears the unaccountable
title of 'Stone Village (Tashkend).
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THING TO BE PROUD OF.

GLOW does it taste, l wonder Z
said Jamie, as he saw Patrick Flynn
take glass of steaming punch from
the bar of Il restaurant.
"Did you never taste strong drink
James!' said Il handsome old man
standing by.
Never" said Jamie. 81 wonder
if it's good"
Il cannot tell how it tastes said
MI. Landers. II am sixty years old
AMI never tasted it in my life, and |
am proud to say it. l see what it
does. 1t has cheated Flynn out of
his snug little home; it has clothed
his poor wife and children in rags.
and made him cross and quarrelsome.
1t is liquid fire and theft and poison.
l don't want to know how it tastes. y
Neither do L. said jamie. Thank
you. Mr.. Landers, for what you have
said. When l am man of sixty
years old. l too, will have to say, II
never tasted strong drink i'll my
life
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WOMAN'S RIGHTS.

Many women make great complains.
because they are not permitted TO
hold office ana vote. They declare
that men have conspired 70 deprive
them Of their natural and civil rights.
They insist that they ought 10 b.
permitted 10 vote in order TO correct
this. Yet all the complaint Is with
out foundation in fact. Woman has
really more rights and privileges be-
fore the law than men. 4 man of
property IS responsible for whatever
debts i vain. foolish. sN.ravagant wife
many choose u contract; yet TO wife
is responsible for any of her huSban :
debts. even though he be pennile S.
aud she worth millions. While he
cannot sell his real estate without he.
voluntary written consent. she nav
dispose of hers without even notify
ing him. While she NAV turn him
out of her house without warning or
proyocation, he cannot eject her on
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1878-11-14
INSULTING The LORD.

Jim Blaine says 1.-THE Lord COCO
years ago made gold and silver the
money of the world"
Why then did the Republican party
have the audacity to demonetiZe one
half the Lords money! And why did
the Lord so soon melt up his coin and
hide it away in the bosom Of earth I!
Did he suspend specie payment, and
secrete his hard money as bankers do!
But if Blaine's theory is true; it
is then fact. The Lord when he
created this world put man in it to
cultivate and improve it. and one OF
the grandest Improvements he ever
made, upon it is the invention of
greenbacks. -Icaca Nationalist.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1878-11-14
A BIRD STORY.

MENDOZA. III, Oct. 26.-The fol.
lowing communication has been sent
to the Mendoza Bulletin by Mr.. N.
+. MOulton, u gentleman on whose
veracity no shadow of doubt exists.
1t would be unnecessary to associate
doubt, or to vouch for such authority;
but such an incident is unprecedented
in this section of the country, us far
as the memory of the oldest settlers
extend. The locality in which it
occurred is Clarion, six miles west
of here. The following is Mr.. Moul.
tons account: Ion Friday Il very
large eagle, measuring seven feet
three inches from tip to tip, came
down on the farm of John Bil!horn,
Esq, and seized one of his dogs. His
little girl ran out to rescue her pet,
whereupon the eagle released the dog
and attacked the girl. who ran scream
ing from the monster (as we'll she
mighty for the house. Her mother.
hearing her daughters frantic cries,
ran out, and. seizing pitchfork,
gave the eagle battle, and finally.
with IL we'll directed blow on his
head. brought him to the ground. and.
quickly placing corn basket over
him. well weighed with rock. secured
him alive. Mr.. Billhorn kindly pre-
sented him to me, and | have him
now in my grain house chained by
leg. He is truly formidable looking
bird. His royal nibs consumed for
his broadcast this morning four robins
one bluebird. ane one chicken,-juS
taking the bird under one foot and
stripping Off all its feathers rs clean
rs a cook would do for the table. and
then consuming 1T, bones and all. -
New York Tunes.
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In 1S47 many firms in London, who
had thousands of pounds of silver
went to protest because they could
not raise penny's worth of gold upon
it; because it was not money mot legal
tender. In 1864 firms holding thou
sands Of dollars worth of gold in
Calcutta, India. failed because they
could not raise any silver upon it; the
gold was not money, was not legal
tender. Surely the bullionists have
made a sad display Of themselves Of
late; but it is an old saying that if
you ''give fool plenty Of rope he
will hang himself. Cor. Irish
World.
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The -Anti-AGonopolist

any ground short of proved inidelity.
She is allowed to marry and make a
valid will two years earlier than men.
She may retain all her property at
marriage in her own right. If she be
Il poor girl, and is married by rich
man, she may compel him to allow
her one-third of his best property,
and by Withholding her voluntary sig
nature, prevent him from getting
anything like its true value for the
remainder. She may secure and hold
property in her own right, but her
husband. however poor. must main
tain her. If she is indicted. he must
pay all the costs; yet she need pay
none Of his. In any contest with her
husband public and private sympathy
are nearly always with her.
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only becoming known by sad ex-
perience. Spare the birds and save
the fruit; the little corn and fruit
taken by them is more than compen.
stated by the quantities of noxious
insects they destroy The long per-
secuted crow has been found by
actual experience, to do more good by
the vast quantities of grubs and in
sects he devours than the harm he
does in the grains Of corn he pulls up.
He is. after all, rather friend tina
an enemy to the farmer.
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future of Ohio. And yet they cannot
be too narrowly interpreted since in
the Congressional Districts carried by
them the Republicans had majorities
amounting TO 80, 1888, while those of the
Democrats in the Democratic districts
amounted to only 1876, leaving the
Democrats in minority of ll.O58.
This minority is three times as great
as that shown on the State ticket.
But on any showing it would be un-
safe to count Ohio as surely trust
worthy for sound money.
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OHIO EOS SCETMONeY.

New York Times.
The official returns from the Ohio
election are interesting. They show
that the total vote east this year was
So. oS2 or nearly Ices less than in the
seyerely-coateSted campaign between
Hayes aad Allen in 1873. and 54.oaa
more than last year. The vote was
divided rs follows: Republican. 274.-
10: Democrat. 21O.e66: National.
IS. SO; rohihitioAist. 5.61i. The
latter is IN minority on the entire
,...ks ni L laA hnt 1,,lifinsr TIE Damn.
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ss8" All applications for charters should
be made to the chairman, l.. 3. Sturgeon
Toledo, Ohio.
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NATIONAL PARTY.
National Executive Committee

Alabanaa-J. j Woodall.
Arkansas Charles Z Cunni,, cham. Little
Rock.
California Henry S. Fitch, San Francisco.
Colorado Joseph Wolf.
onnecticut-Aicxander Troup, New
Haven.
District Of Columbia J. .Durant,
c23, An street, Washington.
IllnoisAlexanderC Campbell, La Selle.
Indiana-O.J Smith, Terre IIaute.
1cwa-Daniel Campbell, Mt. Pleasant.
Kansa5--U. L Sargent, Kansas City
kentucky--B l.. d. Gutty, MorgantowA.
I.ouisIana->D fancy, New Orleans.
Maine Scion Chase, Chases Mills.
Maryland--Jesse Gilmore, 367 4. Pratt
street, Baltimore.
MASSACHUSETTS, Charles Mclean ,4ol Albany
street, Boston. -
Michigan Moses w. Field, Detroit.
Minnesota Ignatius Donne'ly, St. Panl.
Mississippi Henry Musgrove, Jackson.
decentralization A. Hill, st. Louis
Nebraska-Ailen Root.
New Hampshire George T.. Hodgdon
Portsmouth.
New Jersey-John G. Drew, Elizabeth.
New York -Ra phi Beaumont, Elmra
North Carolina VIM. N. Coleman, Con-
cord.
Ohio--D B. Sturgeon. Toledo.
Pennsylvania Z. Devices, Pottsville.
Rhode Island--J. G.. VALET, Providence,
Box 800
Tennessee Harry Raichman
Vermont J. r. Forest, Winooski.
West Virginia John a. Thomson, Sunni.
Point.
Wisconsin, Edward P. Allis, Milwaukee,
~ All applications for charters should
be made to the chairman, l.. 3. Sturgeon,
Toledo. Ohio
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-10-07
Isce,ety-SeventA District.
To the Editor of the Globe,

70 the Editor of the Globe.
MINNEAPOLIS, Oct. Dear Sir: You eyi-
IDENTIFY have been misinformed in regard to
the position which 1 took in the so-called
"fusion' of the Nationals and Democrats
1t is true that placed my name in the hands
OF the National committee, with this reserya
ton, however, that there should be two of
the nominees of the consolidated ticket Ma
tlonals, seeing that the Senatorial nominee
OF the Democrats had been endorsed by ou1
convention, and also that two of the leeisla-
tive nominees should reside in the country.
both of which conditions have been carefully
ignored. / did not seek the nomination
but had it rendered me by nv
friends, and after reading vou1
article headed Harmony" I was considera.
bly, astonished, but not caring ANYTHING
about my present candidacy, I concluded to
let the matter drop, but my friends meeting
me every day kept anxiously inquiring if
was party to what they have good reason
to call sale of the National party in this
legislative district. indite these lines that
they may know am not on sale, nor have
abandoned the principle that it is necessary
to elect men who will represent the various
classes of society to the end th,t good and
equitable laws may be enacted for the bene-
tit of ALL
It may be policy for few individual can
dldates to coaiesce, but we should bear in
mind that the National party claimed to
act on high moral principles; if this is SO.
we must gain foothold in the councils OF
the nation on account of our declared prin.
clples, and not by reason of any expediency
or back door policy, however dear it may be
to scheming candidates.
Respectfully yours,
9. B. G. DoHERr1.
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SUNRISE.
A Picture Which Disturbs the Alleged
Mind of "P. p" Man.

A Picture Which Disturbs the Alleged
Mind of a "P. p" Man.
The signal sergeant at this station is in
imminent peril. The p. p. men are exas-
perated at him, and are determined to obtain
his removal because OF his partially to the
GLOBE. For several days the GLOBE has
been publishing the hour of sunrise and sun
set. Being family journal, this informa-
ton, by request, has been duly and daily
stated for the benefit of the thousands of
housewives who wouldn't be without the
GLOBE. An indignant p. Z. called upon the
signal sergeant and wanted to know sswhy he
didn't give that to the p. p. as well as the
GLoBE.'
"What?' cried out the astonished and
startled child of the storm.
"Why,'' in most aggrieved tone, "you
give the sunrise away to the GLOBE every
day.
''The good God does that" observed the
sergeant. 'sWe, to be sure, foretell what He
purposes, and''--
"That's what I mean the GLOBE foretells.
too-sotto yoce-that and everything else.''
ooh, no. to the give-away, "the GLOBE
must obtain it's information from an alma
nae"
cob" And the scooped departed, con-
tent. not making any to do about sunset. as
all the alleged brain workers of that institu
ton 60 to bed at sun down.