Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-04
Our Small Change.

- IurFdulS are II peulug.
Now use your Paris Green.
New moon last Monday night.
The old women say it is a wet moon.
Another car load of choice Family
Flour just received at Geo. n. Woods.
Karl sloughkoome is koome
again.
, -Blue5erries will be quite numer-
Gus after all. in localities.
Earn your bread by the sweat of
yovr brow. and don't rob klose lime.
Wards cellar is a cool place, but
the scenery is not ravishlng.
Madam jerks is the woman Of
the 10Th century.
--Pop--Bang. F -ir-z-z-the 4th
you know.
Ifyou want a nine-monnth school.
pay your taxes.
-Gaynor has goue to Waukesha
to see old acquaintance.
- The river rose twelve inches Tues
day night and is still rising.
Miss Hannah Hannafin has been
engaged as one of the teachers of our
school.
One of the best Smith American
Organs for sale. Inquire Of H. B.
Philleo.
Don't brow beat the boys. They
make men of just such. They may
come back at you one of these days.
-Meehan Bros. have been obliged
to tie up their lumber in the eddy,
owing to the low stage Of water.
Geo. Wood, our new -four merchant,
will accept our thanks for choice
cracked wheat, George, that wheat is
just what it is cracked up to be.
The weather is decidedly damp.
i copious shower on Sunday afternoon
soaked the parched ground, and cooled
the atmosphere SO that it is endurable.
The good work goes on. The Tenn
pie of Honor boasts of four new pillars
symetrically proportional at its last
meeting. The ranks of Alcohol are
becoming decimated rapidly,
The ladies festival in Centralia,
last Thursday evening, under the aus
pieces of the ladies of the Methodist
Society, was well attended, and every
body had a good time We were not
able to get over, or we should have
been there. The proceeds netted forty
five dollars.
See what the druggist say about Dr.
Marshall's Lung Syrup. sit never
fails to cure the worst Cough or Cold
promptly and efectualIy." Price only
% cents per bottle. Sold by f. j.
Wood
Prof Balcomb's music class gave
a public rehearsal at Waupaca, last
week, with excellent success. Prof
Schubert, a fine cornet scloiSt, assist
ed The Post and Republican speak
in high terms of the execution of the
pupils.
When the Cole that is mt a min
lister gave us a 2lb. can of pumpkin
we only wished that somebody woulc
give US a kow in order to complete our
happiness. If there is one thing VIZ
love above another it is Cole pumpkin
pie Spatford and Kole sell EN-
& Some pumpkins for only 2Octs,
The editorial fraternity presented
President Ginty with an elegant $20C
gold watch, on the occasion of the re-
cent gathering The presentation
speech was made by Editor McCorC
at Madison, and was responded to by
Mr.. Ginty in few choice words. We
understand that Ginty has never en-
blished his fine physique with much
Ijewelry, and that this is the first watch
he ever owned.
Black John, we believe that is
his cognomen, known of all women
who cross the lane going from pole to
pole, with one or more sheets in the
wind, has gone to live in Wards cellar,
because, forsooth, he a0ould take in
the washing before it was fairly dry.
John, the coming woman has just
Suffer foot against any more of your
ingathering Amt you ashamed Of
yourself! Just think for moment
of what you have done. Why, John,
if you had only stolen railroad, or
gobbled assavings bank, or swallowed
an insurance company, or tried to
cobb the vote of state, or democrat
lied a grave yard, you might have
gone to congress, maybe, or been made
respectable some other way, but you