Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1878-07-03
MUCH IN LITTLE.
Joaquin Miller calls Central park
"the tranquil tramp's retreat

a girl so hard as to spoil her orimps
At the close OF our FIRST Centennial
there were 25,SO0,0O0 hogs in the coun-
try. Wonder they didn't think TO get
up picnic themselves.
: Senator David Davis is troubled
about bis cancer. He can't find it.
There are great many other people
troubled in similar way,
, "Lecture on 'Fools'-Admit One,'
J was the inscription on card of adms-
sion to a discourse by Philadelphia
clergyman the other evening.
New York Sun. Tho Oregon
woods will furnish that "boundless con-
: tiguity of shade" which man OF HIP
: ple.M .Mitchell's peculiar record ought to
feel grateful for.
r Observation-Disclosures are extra
ordinary names for gentlemen belong.
ing to the First Families of Florida.
Wonder If Dennis and McLinn have
been naturalized,
Explanation by the Kansas City
Times "The reason why Chief Joseph
will not wait to converse with Howard
is that the chief does not want to be-
come bank president"
That naughty Haokeye "a scien-
tific authority states that "a single fe-
male house-hy will produce in one sea-
son 2O,0S0,32O eggs Great guns
What must the married ones do r.
Talmage remarks that "a man is in
earnest when his stripped and naked
soul wades out into the boundless,
shorelss, bottomless ocean of eternity"
Add "without his gum shoes" and we
assent
Our wandering Elk President Ulysses
was weighed when he visited the Paris
Exhibition the other day and was
found wanting by II pounds, that rep
resenting the wear and tear of his
European junket.
DR.. Mary Walker thinks the scheme
oil making gentlemens trousers so vo.
luminous in the neither limbs this year
is TO force her into abandoning them
but she says sbeintends to hang on them
as long as she don't have to slp'em on
over her head.
A Georgia man, who was under ex-
animation recently TO demonstrate his
fitness for serving upon o jury in q
murder case, was told by the Judge to
look upon the prisoner He did SO,
and said, YES, judge, / think he's gull.
tyr He was excused from serving.
Some persons of intellectual habits
look upon eating and drinking as a
necessary nuisance. 1t has been said
of John Lord Hervey, that he "break.
tasted on an emetic, dined on biscuit,
and RECALLED himself once week with
an apple" But his meagre dietary
did not make him an amiable or
virtuous person.
The woman who has no sense OF
beauty, and who lives only for herself;
the woman who has no sense OF love,
and who cannot compass its divine
sacrifice, its exquisite selfabnegation
and she who has no sense of modesty
not one of these is woman pure woman
ly-the woman by whom men are en-
nvIlvi aud thu "VIid hePt Pais.
The race of mankind would not per.
ish, did they cease TO aid each other.
From the time that the mother binds
the child's head, till the moment that
some kind assistant wipes the DEATH
damp from the brow of the dying, we
cannot exist without mutual help. All,
therefore, that need aid, have right
to ask it of their fellow.mortals no
one who holds the power of granting
can refuse it without guilt
What o thing il is to be cheerful,
and to have cheerful people about one
Life, except during the pressure of its
most terrible calamities, always has a
bright side, and those who look at that
side are far the wiscst. Yet there arc
excellent people who 60 about bowed
down under weight of forebodngs,
who feel sure the worst thing possible
will happen-who indeed make it man
ifest that in their opinion it has hap
pened already.
There is no soil for the roots of n
true man which is better than the soil
which trouble makes = when it is
trouble for that which other folk think
TO he trouble is not necessarily trouble