New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-06-19
Miscellaneous Items.

Miscellaneous Items.
Bob Ingersoll says: "Women has the
right to do as she pleases." Well, wheth-
er she has or not, that's exactly what she
does ii she's married
''What is wisdom?' asked teach
er Of class. Of small girls. A bright
eyed little creature arose and answered:
Information Of the BRAIN"
The latest style of kids Is the twenty
seven button gloves, which a1e Joined
back Of the ears and serve to keep the
hair from tickling the neck.
Oil of eucalyptus is said to be an ex-
cellent local an@sthetic. A drop placed
on cotton or wool and inserted in the
cavity will relieve the toothache.
"Beg pardon for stepping on your
train. :" said a fop at ball; then added,
you ought to have had COW catcher on
it." And would have caught calf"
said the lady.
"A Scottish clergyman quoted text of
Scripture in his prayer, and added, for
the instruction of his audience: tFor that
0 Lord, is the correct translation of the
passage"
Octave Feuillet says: providence has
so ordained it that only two women have
true interest in the happiness of a man
his own n other, and the mother of his
children. Besides those two legitimate
kinds of love, there is nothing between
the two creatures except vain excitement,
painful and idle delusion.''
A little boy in a Sioux City Sunday
school put a poser to his teacher The
lady was telling her class how God pun
ished the Egyptians by causing the FIRST
in each household to be slain. The little
boy listened attentively, and at the. proper
interval mildly inquired:
"Whad would God have done if
there had been twins2"
Gail Haailton's latest epitome Of Mas
sachusets:: That lovely, beloved, bu
exasperating old State, so itch and pros
porous and powerful that can shed her
reformersI like water from ducks, back,
and sail along steadfast and stately under
q shower.bath of selfconceit and wrong
medicines that would sink forty tathoms
deep weaker commonwealth"
One Of the most remarkable things I'm
human nature, however, is this wiling
ness OF woman to sacrifice girls life for
the chance of saving the morals of a
scapegrace man. If pious mother
can only marry her son Beelzebub
to some good, religious girl,''; the
chance of his reformation is greatly
increased. The girl is neither here nor
there, when one considers the necessity
for saving dear Beelzebub - Eaasasdi Mg-
glestO71.
A few days ago petition was filed in
Texas court, in which the plaintiff was
an old Mexican woman. The Court, as
usual, wanted security for cost.
Said heslawyer, = She is not required
to give cost-bond. She is a pauper and
will make an affidavit to that effect.''
6 Why. she used to own real osta5e.' >
observed the clerk.
know she has got nothing now,''
reterted the lawyer.
g Have you collected your fee, in
advance?n
6 You; bet did,
6 It's all right, then; l am satisfied she
Is a paupsr NOW" sight the clerk.
The spirit of self-sacriice is one. of the
great beauties of holiness. Husband
Eyielaing to wife. wife TO husband !;
brother to brother; sister to, sister;
!. friend to- friend in great things, but in
small, especially. FIRST and formost
:. see that the spirit is with you at home;
then carry it abroad lrto the world. It
lis spirit that will sweeten. happiness
& and brighten troubles; and when the
soul Is ready to wing its fight to its
eternal home, it will have the nnspeak-
, able consolation of Knowing that it has
not lived to itself; that it has left the
world happier and, better in some de-
i gree than it found st; that it has been
aithful to its cart bly, mission.
q Woman can make man better, but sh
J has no special power over brutes; hence
: she must first destroy whatever b1utaliaes
) Ter companion, or she can have over him
J, little influence, for good. Intoxicating
8. liquors are, in all countries, her deadlies1
8 foe, destroying her home and loved ones
5 and the susceptibilities Of the race Of i'm
Z proyement. The present activity of womer
8 in the temperance reform is. without
j, exception, the most hopeful! sign Of tn.
times. But wish they appreciated more
0 than is yet apperent the necessity Of pre-
serving TIE fruits Of their la6ors. For, SAY
j, what you viii, temperance reforms hay,
{ been spasmodic. Reformed men arous,
5 q community and, for awhile, it is !,
t cauldron Of repentance and reform. Sofal
8 so good. But, during that time the liquo
8 seller retires to his den and shuts the doc
It only waiting till the excitement sub
d sides, and be can come forth again