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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16
suRPalslan nuRE.,

Cestle'aer, About twelve yes-s SGD. whns travel
ling with Father heups Od Folks Concert Troupe Is
etenor singer took severe cold and laid up
EcNerk. ". j. this cold brought on attack OF
Sstssrh. which battiod Sh every known remedy for
FOUR weeks without avail. and wis n7ay obliged TO
give Up most desirable posi;ion and return home,
unable 20 slnS note For three years sitcryards
bad let my nasal ocgs and throGt scEsiye that the
slightcst cold would BRINK on frsh attack leaving
me Frustrated. In this way continued TO suffer- The
last attack, the serrrcrt ever had terrible snf
iered TIC noet excrucat!ng pain In mr. head.
noArsc es 20 De Gcarccly able TO speak. and ccrRed
Incessarily thouSet Mas going Toto quick con-
dered me aa easy victim. When In this distressing
ccndltior, commenced the OF sA-ronDs RADICAL
CvRE ron CGrARnH very reluctantly confess. bad
ied oil The advert5cd remedies without benefit Tho
nrSt dose or this wonderful medicine gave tho
greatest relief e IS hardly possible for head
acheS cyes ache, VINO ecarcoly nrtcuiGte distinctly
on account CT the choking ORGANIZATIONS In his throat
70 realize how much reilefi obtained from the nrst
k,chuou OF SAEponp's RADICAL CURE Under It's an
nusnce. both internal and external rapidly recovered
aud by en- occasional tho remedy 'eince, have
been entirely Gee from catnrrh. for the arst time IN
Respectfully yonrs,
NkLTEA.. Mass, Jan. 8, 1878.
ISL purchased The RADICAL CCEE OF GgO. IL.
EooEfsS, Druggist, Ruiaford Dcilding.
Each package contains Dr sanfords Improved Iahs,
Ing TUBE. with iult directions for In eli cazcs
Price. Sio. For galc hy an v holesao ad et,i Drug
gists throughout tho Uniiod S,atce ard Cauodss
MEEkS g POTTER, General Agents cud Tho!cca!e
Druggists, Boston, Nas8-
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

tU y noblemAn, who is7in the habit
OF speaking to soldiers N an afTablc
manner, was much amused latal =
when n Guarlsman said TO him in q
hearty and genial way, Il like you, my
lord, there's nothing of the gentleman
about you
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

Kansas lands :!

w rEEGJ COUNTY. EANSAS about o.
Cually divided ty fhe Eara7 Poetic inIiwar
Which rfa sr..ur Pr spm ~ jU TO- p lI Jt.
ac-e on tssy terms 81 payment Tlcc lands
are 81 he very best quality, sud are located m
tho Drf rlu'gs wheat ani -tocs groe ~ dis
tSict' % 'hc Vriici States. Alternate sttiora
OF Goyornutrf i0pi con De- taken as bone
s;cads oy actual setuog. NDGtcfsof our GRIN
reside at -KEENET, arl win shove 'ar1f 80
I'D times. panpL.- 20 s.vis sstI IA Iofni,.l,u
% 'o,I. climate. wa'tt gppiG riirfU ~- ''
20 go , Y; Fl '.14 co.
ZOO Dearborn ST.. ct'r7to.
Or Wa keeula, Trc-o Co., Kcrsas.
LyrpErIOP TurlH ,asecs vsIfas ,-l
I... -c' 'fIr N.
.'.+F "0 'f'"il.e AEoE
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

HAVfNG had an experience % ilir,4 -.,..
4 A MS Workman ia repairing Ws;shs
Clocks and Jewelry, can assure TIE nabg, ~,
this community that ieei fully competent \
do all work entrusted TO my care IN a w,.s
manlike and satisfactory manner. e,n =
found during business hours AT mr. shcp h n.
room near nr. J. V. So.der's residence, abo,,
the Post Office Building.
as expect 10 locate permauf ntly In Rom.
ney, aud can do good work my charges val
be moderate, in accordance with what l. r.oU;,.
cd 10 be done, aud will cndeayor 10 the u,nos,
10 please those who favor me With thair pairoa.
age. Old Gold and Silver taken Ia eSchar "a
for work, or made into new pins rlnaa. cha;r
&c, 10 order. will call 81 the resilsres \,
persons in town having Clocks to repar. and r.f
their movements, and return them in good Or
der. All work warranted
Masonic Il Odd follows Badges
Made 20 order. S6-Orders from a distance
promptly attended 20.
CHARLES c. LEWIS.
Romney, Feb. Is, I5T7..-ly.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

ssg"Mariar," remarked ono of the
horney handed sons or toll to his wife
pears to mo IL takes sight o. calico to
nleSe yoa-a dress these hard times. Can't
yer economize with one Of them pull
backs tho city girls woar?" 1t was then
that Marian fred the brea board at him.
and remarked that she wasn't going to
stop the circulation of blood in her legs
for no bald beaded old penny pincher
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

Gz@"What is n junction, nurse" asl,-
cd sevcn-year-old fairy the other day
Of an elderly lady who stood at her side
on railway platform. ~ junction.
my dear" answered tho nurse, with the
air Of very superior person, indeed.
why, It's q place Thcre two roads sep
aratcs"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

sa- Theodore Hook didn't always
make the jokes. Here is one that he
heard: He was in q stagc-coach with
two inside passengers, q pretty delicate
young lady, and plain-eaccd maid
While the mistress was at dinner Hook
remarked to tho maid in q tone of great
sympathy: Your young lady seems
very dnwell." Eyes, sir; she suffers
sadly" Consumption, should fear"
NO, sir; | am sorry to say it is the
heart Dear me! Aueurism?" ooh.
no, sir! II is only lieutenant in the
navy"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

&F The Congrg2dtiona2ist has n story
OLA member of fashionable congrega.
ton in New York who called at music
store and inquired, Have you tho notes
OF \ piece called the Song of solomon
saying, "Our pastor referred TO it yes-,
terday morning az TN exquisite gem, and
my wife would like to learn to play il =
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

EETwo CID Texas rangers. who had
just helped bury a neighbor. were talk.
ing about religion, and one asked the
other how pious Inc thought it was pos
siblc for a man to get in this world, if
he was in real earnest. wall" said
the other, rellcctively, 81 think il Inc can
get SOS he kin swop steers or trade hor-
ses without lyin" that he'd better pull
out for tue better shore afore he takes
relapse
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

AS they passed q gentleman whose
optics were terribly on the bias, little
Dot murmarcd: Ma he's got one eye
that don't CO.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

fFttf'Ff ---
sBrThe late Artcmus Ward used to
tell the following story: While in .Bos-
Ton, I'roturncd III the horse car 10 my
loigi ngs. Il pooty gal in spoctacIes
sot near me, and was telling her young
man how he reminded Der Of q Young
man she used to know in WulthsIn.
Poorly soon tbe young mau got OUT,
and smiling ia seductive manner. !
said to the girl in spectaclas, Don't
remind you Of some one you used to
know? Yes she said, You DO remind
me Of one man, but he was sent to the
penitentiary for stealing a barrel of
mackerel: he died there, so I couclaIe
you amt him.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16
W.T. AND xIUsroR.
rrA clcrcyman OF BATH crea,etl e

10 "A clergyman OF Dath created con-
sternaticn ut n funeral by praying earn
estly in behalf OF 'fhe bereayed husband
and Tho one to come who shall Gil the
place made vacant by the death OF our
deceased sister,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

IIowdy, howdy, ho1dy DO?
How IS your wife aud nov are you?
All! it fits my ast rs no other can,
The horny hand Of the gorkingman.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

~ Pc snid o little boy. i've years
OLD. Il saw Hon and lamb lyisg side
b side ID the meadow iA,s morning"
Tut cut, James. Don't tell such fto-
rice said thc father II tell vouI did
persisted BIC child Imt 70 was dan.
de.liou.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

GzVA party Of cierqymen were dining
with brother in noighboring city.
* rs the evening wore on IL was noticed
that the generous giycr Of the feast was
considerably overcome by bis own wine.
The attention Of a witty brother having
been called 20 The fact, he ilrevercuuy
remarked chat it might be spoken of as
tho elevation Of The host"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-08-16

Ia AZ popular store, famous for the
prompt and polite attention orthe clerks.
woman Of perhaps thirty years was
looking st some goods when n young
man stepped towards her and said, "fs
any one waiting upon you?" why
what q question I've been married
this ten years"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1878-11-21
Refusing His Inheritance.

Paterson, N. J., reports a peculiar
case. In August last James Parker, of
that city, died, leaving will bequeath-
ing his property to his only son, who
was then somewhere in the West, and
from whom he had become estranged
At the outbreak of the rebellion Mr.
Parker, who had been Democrat, be-
came d hearty admirer Of President Lin.
coin. His son, who was in the army at
the time of the controversy between the
President and Gen. Mcclellan, was as
warm a partisan of Mcclellan. After
the latter's nomination for the Presiden-
cy, the son announced to his father his
determination to vote for Mcclellan.
The old gentleman wrote back that if he
did he would be disinherited. The son
replied that if the old gentleman voted
for Lincoln, he would have nothing
more to do with him. The senior Park
er voted for Lincoln, and the son heard
of it. At the close of the war, instead
of coming home, he went to the West,
and had no further communication with
his parent. When James died, howev-
er, be devised all his property to his
son. The son has accumulated consid-
cradle property; and since his father: S
death has refused to come East to claim
his inheritance. .....
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1878-11-21
The Largest Plant i'm the World,

We are accustomed to regard the
great trees of California as the most gi-
gantic specimens of vegetable growths
known to man, but such is not the case.
There is submarine plant growing in
the North Pacific Ocean which, accord
ing to Professor Reinsch, dwarfs all 9TH
ers in its vast proportions. The Ma
crocystis pyrsfera, one of the 1Ielanos-
pena9, has been known to grow to such
an extent as to cover vast areas of the
ocean bed. One specimen by measure
ment was found to cover three square
miles, and the stem from which the
growth proceeded was eight feet in d.
ameter. It is almost impossible to con-
ceive OF such plant, or how system
of nourishment can be maintained
through such extended channels in the
living organism. Nature performs
strange freaks, and certainly none can
be stranger than the fact that of this 81
gantic species there are some specimens
so small as to be microscopic, or only
to be seen by the aid of powerful OBJ
jectiVes.-Journal Of Chemistry.
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takes longer TO- cook, and i =.
nicely seryeh, Eat With cream q ~ s;.s Y
PICCALILLI.-Take 8 unart. -.
gar, and pound Of mustard y ~, NE
a little bruised, and let Il bo; 1.s 3 !
stand to get cold take 1 pound 81 yea
and slice it into a large Dot with sllea
Of garlic, broken into cloves I. ! III, pound d
turmeric, and a little saffron: ! str ui.s Z 9
vinegar and boil it again;.thenu 3, n - 7. !.
boiling, on the spices, cover /; ts rs Y
and, when cold, put into It anv Z ss s'0as q
bles you wish to pickle. Ths 49, sss's
bles must first be well washed, then ss N
bed with salt, and dried with ! Ky. ,usI
and in the sun for a day or two b s,.sa
putting them into the vinegar. '''0a
ROAST VEAL.-Haye ready d,e..,
OF bread crumbs, chopped thyme ma, saS
parsley, a little nutmeg, penner ~ ~
salt, rubbed together with sons ,.. ~
butter or, beef suet. Moisten i 49,, ~
milk and bind with a beaten eco NM
out the bone from the meat, ana 81 q y
securely into a round with skev wa
then pass a stout Irvine several NJ NJ
about the fillet, or "a band Of muslin. n
the cavity from -whiehnthe bone ~ 4
taken with this stufiing; and also - -
some between the folds OF meat, nml|ss
missions with a knife to receim II
haste it well while doing with pr,r !
When done, dredge with flour and ~,
the gravy around it. u -
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1878-11-21
A Story Spoilt by Figures.

At social gathering of lawyers
(says the Philadelphia 7smes), one
member of the bar related Falstaffian
story about himself and three other men
fishing in the Sinnemahong River, and
catching 1854 trout in eight days.
"Whew!" went up chorus OF whis-
ties all around. e4 ~r.t.sxs I'LL.
ats true, and l can prove it !'' fairly
shouted the narrator of the story. ~
guess / was there.'' '~2
Just here, with the evidence-in-chief
at an end, drawing lead-pencil from
his pocket, and Selling sheet of legal
cap, one of District-Attorney Hagar's
assistants began the cross-examination
He opened with, $ Now, you say you
caught 1,764 trout in eight days. There
were four of you. How many hours did
you fish each dayp'' ;tt< Hse
"About three hours. -
After q brief mathematical scalcula-
ton, the result was announced. ssThen,
sir, you must have caught fifty-fiVe
apiece each day, eighteen apiece each
hour, and each of you one every three
minutes Is that the case?n. ~,,-asg .5..f
ssIf you figure it out that way, ii
must be so. We caught them all, ]
know" replied the now somewhat puz-
zled witness. ase @s....
"Now, sir, what was the average
weight of those fsh?''
Three quarters of a pound.'
Again did the pencil fly over the pa
per. .....-
"That foots up 1928 pounds of fish, >
came from the cool-headed examiner, as
he leaned back in his chair, with a look
of incredulity spread over his counte-
nance, which was shared by the rest OF
the gathering.
There was pause for a moment, and
then some one asked the witness, who
stood up defantly, "What did you do
with them?'' t.a#. --'1 -s-s..
"Why, we ate them, of course"
This answer dazed the audience. ii
was too much. Not word was uttered
for full five minutes. Finally, with a
Strong effort and a gasp after breath, as
if the reply was hard to swallow, the
examiner managed to calculate, g ! GU
four men ca; that number of fish in four
days?" The blank looks of astonish.
lutut dill dIUuuu tlu dUUub ullI yC1llSEU
the witness to. hedge bit, and he:quali.
fed the statement with, Swell, wei gave
Congressman Harry White 400 of then
to stock the .Kiskiminetas WITH iat
Still again did the pencil come into
use, with this result" Listen to this
gentlemen. Giving Harry White 400
there were still 1864 left. Now thi:
party of four must have got away witt
them at the rate of 170a a day, or at the
rate of AZ a day for each man, OF IA al
each meal, leaving out fractions. Al
three-fourths of pound apiece, these
fishermen devour 81 pounds of fish
every day. q Gan this witness be be
lievedp' 5.-s.. v-.5 Isi.,5,.. 4
The witness would not wait for the
verdict He saw what it would be, and
excitedly shouting, 81 can prove it,
he darted from the office just in time te
hear the youthful lawyers parting shot
"If l was you, Isaiah Brown, I'd never
make a jury try to believe that fist
| story
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1878-11-21

THE Rev. DIR. Bartol, who W W
nigh killed by thunderbolt, THINKS ~ Z
if the stroke proves fatal II muL ~ +
duce one of the most agree.O q
deaths. To be stunned, h0WeSeL, 49,
was, is very unpleasant. HIS I 49,
of consciousness was li1s'anla 4.s.Jd:
He was for an instant terribly OPP
an irresistible weight seemed ~ Z
through him, and he felt as ineus q
was in wonderland. His recovery I'll
attended bya nervous shock ana 81
ache for a week.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1878-11-21

AN average potato bug will eat an
inch square of potato leaves in so hours,
the rate of speed varying from 10 to 81
hours. One beetle will defoliate entire
ly one plant of potatoes during its life.
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1878-07-12
0SrIrS MttIS n, Anr;l Oh 1879

UNEALS MILLS, GA, April 70, 1913.
DIR. Il. S. BRADFIELp: SW-Aly wife was suf-
fering severely from n rising breast. The Balm
| got from you did all that medicine could do in
giving relief She was entirely cured in three
days, besides being relieved from pain in a few
hours after the first application.
Respectfully,
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ATHENS. GA December s

Prepared and for Sale by a. IRWIN & co.
May II % "
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REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF TIE
Merchants & Planters
~ n II L O N AL IL a ~ *
OF UNION

At Union, IN The state of South Car0lna at
tic close of business, TtccRty-Ninth Juae, 1878.
RESOURCES.
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.
1t is q fact well established by unqucstionabc
testimony that Halls Hair Rcnewer rencws,
clcanscs, brghtens, invigoratcs and restores to
its original color and lustre, faded gray or dis
colored hair, cheaply, quickly and surely. The
poorest people prefer to buy it and use it, rather
dhan to proclaim in manner more forciblc than
words can delineatc, through blanchcd locks
grizzly beard, that they aged and passing to
decay. A very short trial will convince the
most skeptical that it does eradicate the scalp
diseases which robs the hair of its color and life.
Fort Scott (hanl DALEY Monitor.
LIVER is KING.-The Liver is the imperial or
gan of the whole human system, as it controls
the life, health and happiness of man. When
it is disturbed in its proper action. all kinds of
ailments arc the natural result. The digestion
of food, the movements of the heart and blood,
the action Of the brain and nervous system, are
all Immediately connected with the workings of
the liver. Ii has been successfully proved that
Green's August Flower is uncqualcd in curing
all persons afflicted with Dyspepsia or Liver
Complaint, and all the numerous symptoms that
result from unhc lthy condition of the Liver
and Stomach. Sample bottles to try, 10 cents.
Positively sold in all towns the Western
Continent. Three doses will prove that it is
just what you want.
For sale by all druggists, and by GIBBES &
CO. 27-2w
A VERY Coon REASON. The reason why only
one sample bottle of MERRELLs IlEPATINE for
the Liver will be sold to the same person, for
ten cents, by our Druggists, GlBBES & CO., is
because Of the enormous expense of importing
the lIepatine into this country but there
are fifty doses i'll tho large size bottle, it seems
two cents per dose is cheap enough after all for
n medicine that cures dyspepsia and liver
plant All who have not had a sample bottle
arc entitled to one for ten cents at GlBBES s.
CO.'S Drug store. Three doses relieves any case
of dyspepsia, constipation, indigestion or liver
complaint, i'll the world. Regular size bottles,
fifty doses. Sl.0O
Bsi5" 10 Cents Sample Bottles Merrelrs lIcpa-
tine for the Liver, and Globe Flower Cough Sy-
rup for the throat and Lungs, at GlBBES &
co. IL
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Sherif's Sales.

pI virtue OF Sundry Executions TO me directed,
ID | will sell, before Union Court House door,
Oh the first Monday in August next, within
the legal hours Of Shcrif's sales, the following
property, TO wit
One tract of land located in Goshen Hill
Township, Union County, containing five hun
drcd and fifty acres, more or less, bounded by
lands of Finchcr Norman, James Aughtry, Silas
Tygart, l.. +. Hunter aud others Levied on
and to be sold as the property Of Alfred r..
Aughtry, at the suits of w. d. Humphrics,
Administrator Of J. H. Dogan, deceased, against
w. w. Sims, a. II. Aughtry and Sias Tygart !;
William Ilollingsworth against a. r. Aughtry !;
A. r, Nughtry.
Il. MACBETH, S. U. C..
July 1lth 1873. % At
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ATHENS, GA, December 8, 1877.
4 few nights since, gave my one dose
of Worm Oil, and the next day he passed lG
larSeASsrns AT the same time gave one dose
to my little girl, four years old, and she passed
sc worms, from to Is inches long.
w. L. PHILLIPS.
For Sale by A. IRWIN & co.
May II. % 2t
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STATE OF SoUTn CARoLINA,
COUNTY OF UNION, SIS
!, l.. X. Wallace, Cashier of the above named
Bank, do solcmnly swear that the above state
mcnt is true to the best of my knowledge and
belief. l.. II. WALLACE, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn TO lciore me this 9lh
day Of July, 1873.
sr, ! EOBr. w. SlIAND,
Notary Public.
CoRRECT-Nlicst
a. II. FOSTER.
H. l.. GOSS. Directors.
VIM. MUNRO.
June - % II
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List Of LettorS

List Of Lettors
Remaining in the Post Office at Union, S. c.,
for the month ending June 3Oth 1878.
j. c. Amy Miss Minny Daniels
LeVil Badding, Legrcc Hampton,
John Boyd, J. W. Hunter,
Thomas BycrS, Alice A. Kirby.
VIM. Brandon, T.. NJ. kcatOn, 49,
Rev. u. I. Erown. John McColar
Mrs Navy &. Boggs, MIR. StockwclI
Miss Amy Bailey, Rev. Taylor,
j. H. Collins, :. Waddcll,
j. Dcntsy, Andrew Young,
Susana Young.
JAMES H. GOSS, y. NJ
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& n ~ - 4 ID y ~ L.
For the LEGISLATURE,

Mr. Enron Please announce the names If
GLENN u. PEANE and |. G. McKISSICK as
'hc wishes Of our township for the Legislature.
', ROGANSVIILE,
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KEEPS, SHIFTS

4 REundoubtedly the best and cheapest made.
"a They are not only manufactured of the
best material afAbest Wamsutta muslin, with
three-py all Linen bosoms-but they are guar
rantccd to fit. We sell both the complete and
partly-made, mt O for sc. A set of gold plated
buttons with each box Of the partly made.
RICE g. McLURE.
July 12 % IF
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-31
Writing for the Daily Press.

Did you ever stop to consider the
pressure under which q modern daily
newspaper Is producedf When you find
Q writer tipping over some simple rule
OF construction and getting himself In q
verbal tangle which Emerson would have
avoided. does 1t occur TO you that news
paper work IL . peculiar and distinctive
class OF labori The greater part Of eaeh
daily issue OF q newspaper Is composed.
arranged and given TO tho public
between sun and sun. There Ia no
leisure In the life Of . journalist.
There 10 no opportunity to revise.
remodel aud correct tho hasty workings
Of his brain and hand. Topics become
stale II not treated simultaneously
with the occurrence Of the events which
gave them birth. In the turning OF the
hand a writer for tbs press must bs
transformed into q politician. u s%atirist,
an eslayist or q critic. as the eIigencies
Of the moment demand. His pen must
DO fscils, his mind versatile. his percsp-
tons keen. his judgment good. A
glimpse OF the record Of daily events
must DO sufficient to furnish him food
for mental processes. the reductions
from which, without the details Of his
rsasonipgs, are to form the themes OF
his work. Whatever his conclusions
are, they must be given rapidly. freely.
boldly. Tosrs 10 NJ time 10 analyIs and
re-afrapR0.