Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-04-03
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
published every Wednesday and SATURDAY
morning, by
FRANK KEN YON.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

Sir Stafford Nnrtbcote drawls.
Senator Ingalls, studies Chaucer.
R,ssini's widow is seriously ill in
Paris.
Mrs Jeff Davis is very popular in
Memphis.
Senators Morrill, aud Allison had
the first new dpllars.
500 you like tonguea" II always
did aud prefer it still"
Bob Ingersnll is little down, but
his cry is, up Pagan and at 'em.
A thorn in the bush is worth a
dozen in the hand.
A dumb man makes a good silent
partner in commercial house.
Daniel Drew drew S24 pension AS n
veteran of the Mexican war recently.
Speaking the truth shames the
devil bat il does seem at times as If
meu's talk gave no cause for Satan
to blush.
In the country there are no street
corners to stand on, aud loafers are
Obliged 10 lay under shndc trees for
living.
Since the Spanish declaration Of
petct. hu ,dreds of Cubtn patriots IN
the U ,ited States fad themsel YES
without any occupation.
Mr.. Mustard of Delaware, goes as
C,mmissi ,ner to Paris. There is a
seaspl for all things.
Tan-cent singers ia New York are
m king tpterably good wages by giv
ing dl ne concerts.
Toy steam engines are nov made
50 natur7d tina they blow up and in
jure children. 7 ey are likely to be-
come very popular.
Nix StrIknsch has the sympathy
of the great public. He is trying to
manage three opera prIma donnas,
all jealous of each other.
B,echer is going to California, and
says lac intends to stop at Salt Lake
City. The Mrs. YoungS may select
him as the successor of Brigham.
The fat gill of Iowa Is dead. She
measured seven feet around the
waist, and was never completely
hugged in her life.
A Boston writer, in alIuding to the
musical taste ot the Hub, says: "Oar
ears have been cultivated until they
overshadnw our other organs"
TIE Wisconsin Lrgi>l.'ura has re-
fused to make Insanity a cause for
divorce. Ii believe, if ever man
wants wife il is when he IS crazy,
or words To that effect.
A tax IN prnfanc language would
raise more revenue th,n the Moifrti
drink register, and the more man
was taxed the more he would swear.
The Duke of Teck has been insult
Ell u London. John Bull had better
Teck Gale Of some of his unruly cat
tie.
The boy who while m an errand
stopped I" play mir''les On the hay
scales, was tiually punished for lin
gering on the weigh.
The Bashi Bszpuks should be made
to understand that there are already
too few Christians in this worli and
those who are lett cannot be killed
off with impunity.
A lady at Marksville, Louisiana,
has buried two husbands, both vete-
rams of tile war of 1919, and the Bull
letin wants to know it she is entitled
to two pensionsi
B,rnum invited the entire Con-
necticut Legislature to visit his cir
Gus and menagerie wit0ut paying.
1t was sort of fraternal courtesy
extended to members of the same
profession.
There is a good reason why lit
tie m IN should never marry bounc-
ing widow. He might be called 1.-THE
widows mite.'
So far as known, up to this date,
no class Of seers ever made So many
false predictions as the financicrs of
the present day have made.
With four metallic qualifications a
man may feel pretty sure of worldly
success. They are gold in his pocket,
silver in his tpnyue, brass IN his face
and iron in his heart.
8 'meb'hy says that husbands are
To bl .me for the m ,st Of the miseries
OF married life. Very likely, But
the proposal 10 tbnlish husblnd, Il ,rs
not meet with much favor from the