The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1878-01-05

counterfeit bill is now abroad IN tho
land. When he comes along leave
your footprints on him.
Slippers for Christmas presents
to minister's are worked in navy
yellow beads, with an :.!tra -marino
rcd instep, on sky green cloth
slippers three sizes too small.
Under the laws of Pennsylvania, q
seanstress can take dress not
paid for, off The back of her dubtor.
This is one reason why dress
makers bills arc promptly paid in
that State.
America now supplies Europe
with beef, flour, apples, potatoes.
butter, cheese Who says she may
not claim the proud title Of "tho
Foddcr-lanu g. COn4ncrriuL Id
uertiscr.
A Cincinnati dyer said he could
dye Mrs. Pattcrson's purple dress a
plum color, but he dyed it green
and had to pay eighteen dollars
and costs Of trial for being SO far
out of plum.
a Swiss professor says that trees
with springs Under them are tho
most liable to be struck by liz ht~
ming. Pull up your trees and re-
move the springs, or else get ready
to dodge.
! Canvas suspcndcrs now seem to
be worn by most all ladies. There's
no give to them, and that's the
reason you occasionally hear Il
button fly off When y lady grabs for
her skirt
a mass Of native gold Weighing
twenty four rounds is worth only
about $4,000. The hero Of the
dino novel is made to picl, up a
nugget as big as his fist and declare
his fortune mado.
1t WIS at the Pittsburgh pfcaby-
terry that Il learned divine was first
informed that gentlemen put their
arms around ladies' when dancing
with them. He hadn't lived in the
backwoods, either.
4 Baltimore paper has discovered
that tie smallest mothers alwavs
have the lEin0somoHt babies 1T the
exhibitions. If they hadn't they
could tntk fast enough to make the
Judges believe they had
Washington county New York,
has lost its tall man. Hc WAS
nearly seven feet high, voted the
straight Democratic ticket, and
always raised his hat to q lady when
she raised her bonnet to him.
Dom PSatt speaks of the Ycr~
mont Senator as ''thc captious and
qucrclouS Senator E,lmlnds, who
failed of admission to tho Eprcopa|
church, because he move. :}Gn
amendments to thirty nino arti.
clcs'
Judge Jcre. Black not only chows
plug tobacco, but he is in tho habi,
of splitting all around him and
caring not whom he hits. When
he is out calling and wants to ha
"renl nice,' he takes his hat alono
and spits in that.
Bill sohute vas a member Of tho
Twcnty~siXth. While the bows
crowded around tho old flag at the
recent reunion, bill with IN ire
press!b!c hnmor, called out: "Roys,
[ am no speaker, buo there's Il
olnn cd sight more = vou here than
ever l s,iw il q 4.1,t." This
brought down tho aJ,sn.--frt,tA
iM (hyD Rcoic'c.
1t is now an acknowledged fact that
CeSsuMrTloN CAN DE CURED 1t has
been cured IL q very great numbcl
of cases (somc Of them apparently
desperate onos) by Schonck's Pul~
monte Syrup alone, and in others
by tho same medicine in connections
with Schcncks Sea Weed Tonic and
Mandrake Pills, one or both accord
ing to the requirements Of the case.
The old supposition that 'ECon~
sumption is incvTnblc,' for many
years deferred Physicians from at
tempting to find remedy for that
disease, and patients afflicted with
it rcconcilcl themselves to death
without an effort being nadc to save
them from doom which was con
s:lercd inevitable.
DR.. Schonck himself was supposed
at one time to be at the very gate of
| death, his physiciaus bavinr mo