Smyrna times., 1878-08-21
PERsoNAL..-Goyernor Cochran and family

PERsoNAL.--GovernorC Cochran and family
are at Saratoga.
Senator Salisbury and Congressman Will.
llams have gone on trip through the New
England States, taking in Niagara Falls.
John Ii. Oakley, formerly of this town.
steamed for London in the California. on
Wednesday last. He expects to make a |
tour of the Continent.
Robert Lincoln, son of President Lincoln, |
is Congressional candidate in the First |
Illinois district,
Springer, of the Potter Committee, who |
is always sure of something that never
comes to pass, is sure now that evidence
enough has been raked up to impeach |
Hayes.
Benz. A. Hazel, of this town, has gone on
business trip, the extent of which is
Texas, if the yellow fever does not scare
him off.
In Philadelphia, there are $4,000 houses
to let.
Tramp outrages are being reported all
over the country.
This summer will be sadly remembered
for lightning fatalities.
Our commerce with France now foots up
$lOO,OOO,O00 per annum.
The heart that is awake to the flowers is
always first to be touched by the thorns.
who died recently, dissected 10000 corpses.
Luxuries are cheap. A Lancaster county
dentist only charges ten cents for pulling
teeth.
Kearney says that he picked up all he
knows. He must have lived were it was
poor picking.
Wilmington Labor men have dropped
the word ''socialistic" from their tickets
and banners.
The National Greenback Workingmens
candidate for Congress in the GAINESVILLE
District, Ohio, is worth $l00,000-and don't
work.
Girls who wait on the table at the Isle of
Shoals hotels arrange their hair and dress,
as far as their wages permit, exactly like
the ladies they serve
Female Communistic platform No mis-
uses, an equal division of bonnets and dres-
ses, unlimited followers, and half-interest
in the pianos of the nation.
Western tramps continue to destroy
reaping machines. "There is reaper
whose name is DEATH" whom the Western
farmers ought to introduce to these tramps.
The canning factory in South Jersey,
whose name is legion, are all in full blast,
working up the abundant supplies of to.
matoes, corn, fruit, etc. They are running
E full time and ullhanded.
1t is war upon capitalize needless
malignant, dishonest, foolish war upon
realized wealth-that may for the present
spoil all the splendid advantages of this
country, and continue the lesson of hard
; times.
S Dennis Butler, of Philadelphia, on last
S Thursday, swan four miles in one hour anC
, twenty minutes. Robert Wood of Brook
lyn, his competitor, was twelve minutes
5 behind.
St. Paul, Mimi, advices state that whea
threshing has generally begun in the North
= west, and the indications are of large
yield than was expected. A yield per acr
of l6 to 25 bushels is reported, but tn
$ quality is generally below No. l.
had severe attack of chills and fever
a l tried Quinine, Arsnic, and every remed,
e that could hear Of, Giles Pills and Lini
W ment made complete cure of me.
$. Mr.. BECKwITH, Dentist,
C % East Forty-frst Street.
g HIGH PRICE FOR TROTTER.-Edwin Fol
o rest, a trotting horse now developing eS
: traordlnary speed, was sold in Cincinnati
& last week for $4,000. Cincinnati horseme
G want to wager $4,000 that Edwin Forres
oi will beat the best time of Rarus and tina
he will trot in 2.l0.
g The South Carolina Republicans hav
" decided not to nominate State ticket, {
i ie a large portion of them are friendly to tn
~ reelection of Hampton. This would seel
~ to imply that he is not such bad man
his own State, even if he has been ostr
=, cised by the anti-Hayes men.
an And now, as Edison's latest contribution
'es we have the megaphone, whereby, witho
OF the application of any adventitious aid
'p- but with two parallel trumpets and spea
It's ing tube only, of the simplest constructio
'as ton, persons who are mile and a-half
lc- two miles apart may converse in the op'
ty- air with each other.
ial fight occurred On Monday week at
NO near a Democratic meeting in South Can
line, in which three men were killed al
seven wounded. They were all white M
.re fighting out family quarrel. One of the
no. had killed colored man few mont
csc before, but had never been arrested for
ke In this fight he was killed himself.
fe. General McKenzie's forces after crossi
&c. into Mexico, on Friday, surrounded Ne
nd town, but Auerola, whom the America
ler were after, escaped. All the Mexic
ere troops at Piedras Negras, numbering abe
me 100, have gone up the river. They ha
led been ordered to skirmish with the Anne
nd cans but to avoid general engagement.
They have thick.witted thieves in v
no. Transport, Pa. Last week one gang brc
Of into a newspaper Office in search of plume
\ a and another undertook to rob the Treasu
ay. of Greenback- Labor Club. 1t is "
ers, known that newspapers have no MOI
leir and no expectation of any. The Gre
rm hackers have no money, but they design
ade make it so plenty that thieves will st
it other property in preference.