Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-05-17

Tom, what i'll the world put matri.
mony into Your head :" "Well, the
fact is, Joe, was getting short OF
shirts.
4 man in Maine applied for five
| gallons Of rum for IN chanical pur-
poses. For what mechanical pur-
poses" For raisinga barn WAS the
reply,
\ man is never So emphatically cm-
bnccd Ivy the spirit Of economy rs
when the church contribution box
stares him III the face, tNhon Times.
Young man. that spring suit may
not hc last years, steamed and pressed,
It may be original with 1873; hut why
/ is there peach stain on the northeast
corner of the vcst?- Pack.
Little notes from creditors,
Little bills on slate,
Make the average bank cashier
RchypothrCHtc,
/ didn't know" said an old lady, rs
she laid down her newspaper THAT
thieves were 81 scarce they had to ad-
vertiso for EN-, and offer u reward for
their discovery. "
\ young lady correspondent (poctic)
desires to know il We have seen any
thing sweeter than A Chaplet Alone. :"
Certainly, we have seen Il chap lctn
girl kiss him which was ever SO much
swccter. 80 Commercial Bulletin.
At 20 II woman searches for the trail
ing arhutus, ~ - She is after horse
rudish. At SO she digs roots for her
blood. Such is gentle spring in the
various stages of the feminine life.
dad, have You ever been to the
museum p said n tcn.year-old, " No,
my son. Well, 50 and mention my
name to the keeper, and hc'll take you
round and show you every thing.
The young man whose fancy lightly
turned to thoughts Of love, about u
month ago, had better begin to buckle
down to business, and provide II sinking
fund against the advert of the ice-
cream season. Puck
Coming from the headquarters 1T
Chicago, rs it does, General Sheridan's
report of Fps Indians killed and 5a
wounded during the third quarter of
1877, sounds like ~ commercial report
ers paragraph on the hog product
Uticd Observer.
Who shall we trusLY is the ANXIOUS
inquiry over newspaper article. We
shall get to the front rather than hang
back and let some one tear our coat
trying to get us there Fulton Times.
1t makes u suffering man awful mad
70 be drawn into discussion about
the recommendations Of the dollar Of our
| fathers" and the necessity Of M in
troconvcrhblc bimctalEc currency
He may be just bursting with IDEAS,
but the flow of language i'll the title of
the bill is whit throws him.
When you here II country church
choir singing There will be no more
sorrow there you conclude nj once
that either the aforesaid choir will not
be there, or they will not be permitted
to sing. oil Gty Derrick.
The fashion reporter who wrote with
reference to belle; Her feet were
cncascd III shoes that might be taken
for fury boots,' tied his wardrobe up
ii handkerchief and left for parts
unknown when il appeared the next
morning Her feet were cncased III
shoes that might he taken for ferry
boats
In recent ease for assault, the dc.
fendant pleaded guilty {" think /
must be guilty. sand he, "beeause the
plaintiff and were the only ones in
the room; and the first thing knew
was that was standing NJ, and he was
doubled over tha table You'd better
call il guilty"
as il becoming 70 mc?' asked she,
rs she paradcd IN the costume Of one
hundred Years ago, before the man who
is not her lord and master, but Is her
husband Yes my dear said he,
mcckly. Don't you wish could
dress this way MI the timcY she asked.
No, my dear, he replied; but wish
YOU had lived when that was the style.
An editor narrowly escaped having
his pocket picked of $4,000 IN crowd
in Philadelphia last week. The thief
got off with his wallet, but fortunately
ii contained only sixteen cents and II
recipe for making paste that will keep
six months without souring. Aorria0un
HrdH
Kansas il big state, and no one de-
nies it, but the story that a Kansas man
had his hand crippled the other day by
being struck with hailstone is open to
doubt. Boston 1rapter. The 1tncter
could easily verify the fact If he will
come west. Itdon't play hail out IN
Kansas like il docs in Massachusetts;
il comes kcrchunk, and man wants
III least an inch board ever his head.
De big sunfoweT may rise above
DE modest later vine.
An. brag about ~ Sunday clothes.
An put on airs so fine:
But when de winter hOws around,
All de rnOW lies III the dOah.
IL Liz u nnnMer. oh MhAr am boz