The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-05-07

Broiled little chicken.
Are nj their best.
There is no rose without a thorn. and
every cloud has a silver lining. So they
lined May with rsnck Beer.
Mister, just give us \ yard Of that lining
no. never mind cutting it, we'll take the
whole bol.-keg, We mean.
G-nile post Office pu'!ers, there's another
thing IN May-iis FISH, There is more fun in
walking l6 m,le.. and bringing home
l7,OOo,O0o ticks and one ornarv little dried
up cat. than there il playing euchre 70. the
beer with both bowers in your sleeve.
Bu, tell Won, Josephu-, there has been
some mighty big mrn that's gone af-hing.
There wss 81. Peter, lac was a fisherman.
Pears to u We see him now, sitting out ON
stump with his cork Just a-b,hbin up
and down with the livelie-i kind Of a bite
and just a- he pulls her up with jerk,
he finds every blasted lit of the bait gone
and cussed turtle sitting on top Of the
water waiting for him 10 put fresh worm
on hi. hook,
Mad. Well, dunno whether Peter
cus-e'l or not. but tel: Won his lips work.
ed monstrou> wicked.
The other day Mayor Clark and Al. Con.
nors went ont To the Lamine, and, sir. We
tell You they struck it big. They pulled
out, and pulled out, aud pulled out, till
their arms yire out. Then they rugged NJ
\ windls-s aud pulled out some more, until
there was 8 ton Of fish, lacking . pounds
lying on the bank. and every mother son Of
lhose fsh was hoIicring for a drink Of
water
Now that's fact.
Think we'd tell lie on Sunday about .
few fish
We're raised too we'll
About G,h time, tell you. stranger, ii
you've got any boys. Won better tie their
legs and hsndcuff EN- the minn,t they've
said their prayers before going to bel, for
every time they say snow lay me down To
sleep" they are thinking about climbing
out oi the window and sliding Cd to the
creek at 8 o'clock in the morning before
you're up.
Boys, you mnsnt disoicy your parents.
The fish may bite, pretty we'll, but il you
stay to home, they won't bite you. You
hear your uncle.
Here's what happened to three bad
boys:
Three fishers went cautiously ont the I.ck-,ioor.
In the morning CLEAN. while their mother. |
Each thought Of his school ro.,m deserted once |
more;
A;,d the piou. hoys j--r-.i them a, ,ioxnward
Bnr boys wiIi fish
r; Il a- si:$: E: :: i s::s
Md th. pond u full Is; sudi;ccn.
Three mothers rose up in their ri,h'cou. wrath
A >"vn a. they ioGnl that their Of prias> xerc
"a IA sought for her slipper All followed the path
Where the dear Ones had vanished nj early
But boys will hook
And mothers stern: i
AMI IN Smiles they wen, forth
Bgt IN fssr> they return.
Though the pond Is full of gudg-on.
rhr-e urchm- Law slrp.riess dowa in their sseis.
And they sighed when their mothers hal i.ft
ihcn. alone:
'cr their rods hal ien h.olen across their head.
md their fishes hccn eaten all bu; the hone.
Hut boys will .sh.
And mothers must "lick'-
md the fellow that stands !; the hest IL trick
nj y apt {" Get most Of the grdseou.
Oh. we've been there, and know how
/ Is.
One more about 6sh. and we'll let % on
hat subject and talk about something good q
D eat:
He vac tolerable hungry. and made up -.
is mind that for once in his life he'd have
II the catfish he conid eat. So he hired
n ole wench thar vas about the place TO
y ~ many f-h ~ he could stow away. !.
sreein' to give her . cents for the Job.
the ole aunty tnck the contract, an for :.
While, fried on quite cheerfal, the niger /.
Tin skilletful after skilleiful. He list
raved the 6.h through his mouth, tskin'
'e thick meat ID n thar bscks, and throw.
them under the table.
AT last the ole wench begun to weaken
! the cnntracs-sLe was getting tired Of N
uch iryin'. Opeaing her eyes ~ she sav
q last Of painful disappear. she said l
Fore de Lord, hov loag You gvius for to 6
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