The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1878-02-02
NUMBER l6.
PASSING SMILES.

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"YoU know what you ate for dinner"
remarks the Graphic, but do you know
what 1S7Sw
HAcKENsAcK Republican,: Why is q
wagon tongue like a Vaughn tonguef
Because it never gets tired.
WORCESTER Press: An exchange
! takes half column TO tell "What we
drink" whereas some folks have simply
to wink at the barkeeper. 81,
CATsKILL Recorder: Man loves his
wife with the fervoro of elear-draft blast
| furnace, yet he will not smile when she
trumps over him at euchre. 81 'f'ls.
SHORT dresses are slowly but surely
gaining ground. --Nesc York Tribune,
We thought it was the long dress only
that accumulated real estate.-Cin-
cinadti Gazette. 81 Ns4ll sid M &
DD we hit on the size of your slip
pers p Cincinnati Beaktdst Table. mol
you measured our feet by the weight Of
our brain, and the slippers are two sizes
too large.--Spartansburg Inder. g1a s
YOUNGSTOWN Herald: A new song Is
called always Keep a Smile for
Mother" Some young men will drink
every drop that is in the bottle without
giving thought to their parents. 5l
WORCESTER Press. Ifyou're going to
keep a diary, keep il. Don't leave it in
your other pants pocket where your wife
will get hold Of it for day or so and
appear to you, claiming to be a mind
reader.
New York Commercial Advertiser:
The title of new piece of popular music
is "The Maiden's Requests" but,
strangely enough, it doesn't contain
word about a sealskin cloak, or solitaire
diamond. ssl af..H IS ne sasle Is
ROME Sentinel, Changes come with
the seasons. The man who last year lay
in bed while his wife built the fire, will
this year let his wife build the fire while
he lies in bed. Thus is married devotion
rewarded. +. ssafff. taf.a fefy1sE .s8.ts.
DEXTER SMITHS: A health journal
says: "The clothes of different families
should for sanitary reasons, be washed
apart" Our laundryman goes still
farther. He washes our shirts and but
tons apart. : ~
New York Commercial Adyertiscr::
England appropriately proposes to
Knight one or two of her astronomers.
We think that any of them discovering
q new world should at least have new
Earldom created for him, sH
PuIIADEIpuIA BuItetin: Rev. Joseph
Cook thinks Thanatopsis" is the
earliest American poem that will be re-
membered five hundred years hence.
Joe has evidently overlooked that little
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Inihg Vi OURS, peau'iioi ono".
WurrruA1J. Times. A report reached
us Yesterday that ten persons in East
Whitehall had been poisoned by eating
bitter acorns. The report turns ont to
be hoax, which reminds us, that
"rreat hoax from little acorns grow"
RoMr Sentinel. Ills when n dryroods
c,erk of n;netv-seven hounds weir6t At
tennis IN helm from a wagon farmers
w;fr Of two hundred and three pounds
weight, that the reporter seats himself
contentedly on the curbstone, and waits
for the catastrophe.
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