The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-04-21
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Call them Plymouth phews.
Most rich uncles are pursilsnimous
Over In Brooklyn consciences have struck.
London Clubs navo their oussde lamps lighted by
electricity.
Old adage renewed The man who lives In crystal
palace should not blast rocks.
Tho prettiest girl In Pass this year is American
girl She 10 pretty as lithograph.
Mme L,tvinow, ssan lady, mas been made Doc
tor OF Philosophy by sne University Of Berne.
You can tell by tho way lady brushes oil her hus-
bands coat collar whether sho loves him not
Blaine is getting ready to 90 for Dan Voorhees, anc
vocrhee feels II hts tomb being desecrated.
Paris has agency whore babies TO be disposed OF
can DO registered and where their photographs may BIO
seen.
The Court Circular says thas Goodwin Smith is q
failure who occupies his simo In snecrng at better
people than himself
DAnbury News:-"Nasby spends his summers in
Toledo whore hobuys tho Bidde In Tho fall he sells
IL and returns TO New York"
q We understand that II Colonel Fred Conkling, who
Is bravo and generous. meets Senator Gordon no
Is going 70 lick him IN tho Eastlako style.
Buffalo Biz Gays that there will DO . military expe.
dition against tho Sioux tAs summer and no expects
10 return TO ne Plains and got u scalp or two.
Senator John Morrissey arrived at Saratoga by last
ovcning's train from Troy. Ho considerably
ial,sued from the journey. bus was In aood spirits
Tho Row. Mr. Darkcy Jasper, OF Richmond, con.
tnucs to insist Tint tho world has gone round.
Tho Rev. Mr. Darkoy jasper has evidently never been
tight
There is IN Eaclishmsn on the Now Haven Rail.
road who prenxes 30 many his to his vowels tha.
when he talks seems as II no we're tryiag 10 pro-
pouuce a ladder
Tho truth In the Beechcr case lies at tbs bot
tom OF arartcsian well deep tina, tho man who is
10 invent tho machine that will bore has grand.
father as yet unborn.
When from Eng,ish n-oi-war landing parties are
sent ashore a rife pistol il lett board to be
used In case attack. wo suggest this to M Thomp
son, Secretary OF the Canal
Senators ordon, OF Georgia; Lamar, OF Mississippi
and Garland OF Arkansas. with Governor Colquit Of
Georgia, will receive a dinner from the Commercial
Club. Of Boston, on Tho 9th INST.
London Fua.--' Sarah Ann--s0h, amt my brother
clever boy, Eliza JancY He's on'y been 20 school two
months an hos go. the caieohism' Eliza Jane
.wors thati Why, my brothers. only bin tdetchool
two weeks an hos got tho measissi'"
Mr. Charles urvis Is huntsnan OF tho warwickshiro
hounaa Tho gentlemen who rode with him gavc him
adinner, presided over by Tho Earl OF camperdown,
aud presented him with purse Of nearly si2oJ tho
purse having been knit by Lady wiloushby do broke.
rho cneckcrboard which Abraham Lincoln ooco
ayed his early days Is nov owned by a In
Petersburg, In Illinois. II isn't especially hand
some checkcrboard. II looks ike the ncckscarfs
worn by young Englsbmen who arrive IN this
country
Johu Smith Is becoming so myriad that bill Is 70
DO introduced Tor legal sanitary aud othor reasons
iA,o Congress for proper classification OF him. Let
IL be- we hGmbIy suggest, In tho middle letters like
ligalurc, as u were Tor may bel When .'Smth"
claims John" Tor his son, let him send 10. say,
Wiikcs' Spirit ST. Nicholas ana claim certain
middle sign for Instance, John H2 smith, John
Xxx smith, or John ~ Il Smith, or John q:
smith.
Tunes growing duh with the gentlemen who at
Washington write speeches for Congressman. Their
labor is easy, because when they assume
certain style for member thoy arc compelled 70 re-
member ana reassume It's spirit subsequent occa-
SONS. rhey are frequently compelled 10 give man
iavore poet, of whom, Of COURSE no knows nothing;
aud on hurried order 10 write another speech they
refer TO their diaries and sce congressman Smith,
Of Muscalongc wishes TO nave doue Ia tho style OF
Charles sumner, with i've poctical quotations; gave
him Shelley ABOUT birdsi found iault and wanted
stars cavy on Statistics; rather hard as TO price,
wants plenty reference TO the rccmen OF his dis
trict Also Iittio Wit for Interruptions Has agrccd
with Jones' Of Cacoballico county, 10 interrupt him
al right place.