The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1878-08-03
SAVING STEPHENS LIFE.
THE Seer EFT or ITIS WONDEREU,L
FITILIYY.
Prof. Huoben Detailing tho Virtues OF
His Great Panacea--New Stomacts
and New Lungs to Order. What Could
be Done for Conger.
[ From, tie Washington Post. !

$50 you thought that Mr. Steph-
ems stomach was what was the mat
ter with him g said Prof. w. w.
Hubbell, the progenitor of the
"goloid" dollar, to o. Post reporter
yesterday.
81 believe that was what was inti-
mated" modostly responded the
reportorial spinster "Why, what
do you know about it 2"
81 know his stomach is all right.
[ fixed it up myself" answered the
Professor
"How ;" inquired tho now inter-
ested Post.
"By my great modical pauacca of
vivopathy.'
'How did you apply it, with q
brush Or with a towel 2"
Nonsense ! Yivoplthy is a
liquid. il contains the active prin.
ciple of all the clements Of life in
the human system"
!. 'Ciot EN- all in, ch ?"
"Ycs, sir all Of thom. A man
WHO takes vivop1thy properly will
live till he wears out"
GLOW long ago did you commence
rchabilitating the distinguished
Georgian, Professor ?"
"About Il year ago he was a
ENTHUSIASTICALLY a shadow-until
he commenced taking this" said
tae prof =ssor, pulling out a flask,
filed with dark looking liquid that
tasted and smelled suspiciously liko
sarsapariiia "thcn he came right
up, and now SEQ what a campaign
he Is making"
"What WAS the matter with
Alex ;"
"Well, his stomach WAS pretty bad,
pretty l-a-a tt, .nsw,re the Pro-
;ssor, with his eyes closed rehec
t.ve;y, "nut he had chronic brouchi>
It's, too, and his entire system had
been reduced. His digestion was
SO weak"
Chat the photograph Of q rico
bird threw him into commissions"
Interrupted the Post, with view of
helping the Professor out strong.
"Iou are trying to mako fun"
plaintively remarked tho rejuvena-
ter Of Mr.. Stephens. as he rejected
the protfered aid, ''but / tell you
there is nothing liko vivopathy"
Except, perhaps, the goloid dol.
lar, said the Post.
''Except nothing" stoutly re-
piled the Professor.
GLOW came you to pluck out of
the heart Of nature these wonderful
mysteries p qucried the reporter.
"Well, you sec" said Ito Profess
sor, coming UP to the work again
smilngly, T was poison ed at tho
National Hotel in 1869, and found I
Lad to dio unless l got hold of some
thing that would expel tho poison
SO [ went to work with q will and
tho result was vivopathy."
And that cured you p
eyes, Sir. 1t makes blood, causes
the food to digest and drives out of
the system every particle of poi
son"
"Docs it call around ut tho first
of the month and setLls your board
bill 2" asked tho Post, while BAL
ancing his pencil on the southern
extremity Of his left eyebrow.
The Professor took no note Of the
ques.ion, but swept right along in
his enumeration of the virtues Of
his great panacea. "Eiyht years
ago l improved as I had bronchitis
and incipient consumption, and had
to got around that. SO l added
few moro ingredients and cured
myself in sholt order"
$50 it will cure consumption, will
it?" 80
"Sprely, if there is enough of the
lungs left to docarbonize the blood
and oxydize it. In any event it will
greatly prolong tho life"
."Would you have aay objection to
sending me over barrel, SO that
can try it 2" said the Post
! "a barrel Why, man, two bot
Ties are enough for anybody
"Yes, but [ want to get real
healthy. We have some hard work
to do this fall. We want to turn
out Hayes, tattoo John Sherman in