The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-09-03

as thick and fast as rain patters ON u
roof. and Ellison began to write. He
sat there three minutes and took 100
words with apparent ease. d"ing
better than he had promised. The
dispatch was written in the faultless
hand that graced the autograph
album. The paper was fled away
among the cherished curiosities.
The Bewitching Bathing Hour.
Philadelphia Times.
The bathing hour at Asbury park is
hardly a millennial OCCASION. the cos
tune Of the angels being clcsely imi,at-
ed; red stockings. blue stockings,
fawn c,l"red striped stockings. show
ing ut full length the maturing limb,
lie in profile. three quarter view "r
foreshortened, and anon some little
daughter Of Temperance hens her
breeches leg high up and discarls all
stockings, making the imprint Of her
ivory heel and i've toes in the sand,
and revealing the aristocracy Of her
long insteps delicately kno,,ed on the
ankles. like trim hickory sra.kcs
branching from the shafts of her
white oar blade faitening from the
the stalk. wherewith she SOULS on
Wesley lake. No fattening beverages,
late hours abed. or precocions obesity
still the silken purse in which that
maiden propeller plays freely. the
cnr,led muscles almost flashing as
they express their action transparency.
Her beau is lying on the sands in a
cricketer's suit. his sunhurnt arms
as q gipsys and bare tn the curls in
his arm pits. Her nuther is reading
a hymn bN'k. squattesi beside her papa.
who is keeping the flies of his bald
head with the fragments Of his paper
c~llar. Tie Young men looks only
intO her face. where the gentle soul
has its windows; for in th'sse DAYS
when disciples washed each others
feet, thew still souyht each Others
ewes. and 81 il 1--we nh,ve the earth.
The haby. her little sister. il digging
man holes in the sands aud throwing
what she exc,~ates over those veinsd
white feet. Mnlestv. like an Invisible
sentry. guard the gr'up, no worse
tn nature or tn man because the FASH
i'm of sl"uching miss ankles in shod-
Nv trousers has been pat by.
Youthful marriages happen oftenest
in r..)ipi,uls minded families. where
the fidelity Of the parents spread tn all
beneath them. pr'mo,ine tenderness.
There il no place in such a brile f"r
jealousy. that expensive domestic
par'qnet. to grow his green pl"mnge
and shout: '.You did you did you
snickeresi ut Smith he pinched your
ells,w T. The n,-di,afing wo,er saws:
IL can never be JEALOUS III St. Ca'ha-
rine. She's t,o conscientious f"r Airt-
ing 2 He. meantime, heing seriously
smitten. aud equal tn hearing a long
sermon ON a week day is in mn danger
oflrinking. billiards or fifteen hall
pool, those inventions If the pvOdiyal
am. He saws: "Without rum hills
and jealousy l can support . fnily.'
They marry yonng and continue to
wear the full red stockings On parade.
A Woman a. faster and Smeller
The Pail liau Gasette SAYS that tn o
marked superiority of women over
men Is on few points more remarkable
than in their superior powers Of smell.
ing and tasting, A woman will de-
tect the faintest odor Of tobacco when
q man. even though u non-smoker.
often fails tn discover any symptom Of
it. A with smell 60 with taste.
Women are marvellously acute and
f,stidious in the matter Of sauces and
all Aavoring ingredients. This faculty
has been recognized in a most pleasing
manner by the composition ~; the jury
who are to decide in Paris on the
merits of the mustar,ls Of various
nations. The mustard congress Is to
consist Of twelve gentlemen and an
equal number of ladies. This arrange
ment. IT Is stated, il owing to a sug-
gestion that the palates Of men are
Initiated by smoking; whereas women,
who do not, ~ rule. indulge in that
pernicious habit. are likely to he better
qualified to form correct opinion Of
the merits Of Condiments.
There wsre several cases OF sunatrokes
in 81. Joseph on the 10th inst, uons Of
vhich were fatal. howevsR. bui men in soms
.hOpa had IN slesiss from vusk on account