The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1878-05-23
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= A man can profess more religion in
| fifty minutes than he can practice nv
working hard for iifey years. -
E A pupil being asked to name the
bcnes in the head answered: s,I haye
them all in my head, but cannot give
them." =
- There is o good reason why q little
man should never marry a bouncing
widow. He might be called 1the Wild
owls mite"
- Sarah Ann-Oh, amt my brother q a
clever boy, Eliza Jane2 He's only been
10 school two months, and he's got the
catechism Eliza Jane--Wot's that I
Why, my brother hasonly been to school
two weeks, and he'sgot the. measles &
-."Use great prudence and circum-
sspection in choosing thy wife, said Lord
burleigh to bis son "for from thence
vii! spring oil thy future good OF, evil /;
and 1t Is an action Of life like unto a
esratagem of war, wherein man can err
but once"
NO denagogue should BE iioniua-
ted for, any Office. We vent no time.
servers, no man who viii hesitate to do
his duty If elected, iot fear he will
not be reelected. High motives, manly
action, self-sacrifce, and elevated aims,
were never so much in S.emand as now.5
:. Lawyer How GO you identity this
handkerchief? Witness BY its general
appearance and the fact thNt have 9TH
ers like 1t. Counsel That's NO proof,
for. ! heve got one just like it in my
pocket. Witneas-I don't doubt that, MS
I have had moro than one Of the ss1ne5
sort stolen. f1 4
- A bevy of children were telling
what they got at school. The eldest got
reading, spelling, and definitions. aAnd
what did you get, little one2 7" asked the
father, to q r0sy.cheeked little fellow,
who was at che time was slyly driving q
ten-penDy rail into the deor-paneI.
me? gets readin', spellin', and
= - When Napoleon III mado a tri-
umphal entry into Bordeaux soon after
the coup d'ctat, It was arranged tlias
from on arch of flowers under which he
WIS to pass, an imperial crown enouid
sang, surmounted "He we'll deserves it.n
bSt the wind blew away the crown, and,
when the usurper passed under the arch,
TO the great JOY of the Republicans,
only O rope with 9 moose at the end of It
dahgled there, with: "Ie we'll deserves
1t" standing out in bold relief above it.
Rs A good-looking Irishman. stoppinp
ut o hotel to warm himself, Inquired Of
tho landlord, "Whst was the news ?,'
The landlord, disposed TO run upon him,
replied, They say the; daviI IL dad al
"An' sufe,"; says PAT, "thatis news in
dede.. Shortly after he vent to the bs.,
laid down some coppers, and resumed his
seat. The landlord, always ready for d
customer, asled him what hewonld take.
Nothing at all" said Pat. "Why.s
then, did you put this mcney here q,
IAN cure, sir, it's the custom in me own
country, when chap looses his daddy
to give him q few coppers to help pay for
the wake" iss}1si,5f
y Two men, fresh from Cincinnati.
visited New York, and one, we'll ac-.
queinted with the city, invited his friend
to Delmonico's, where o dinner for two
and tct.le er seiae ..ssorrtaseee.l ..ss orrta.seee.sl.. The
place and fare were praised until TIE blk
Of Gil was presented. Til they consid-S
cred an eAtortion. They paid, however,
and while walking down Broadway the
excited German commenced r. swear at
the supposed ext1rtion. His friend then
raid, hDo not ahwear, Yawcob. II ia
wicked to ahwear. Gaa Has E.;;:.:shsa Ia
man Delmonico. I have mine pocket
full NIT spoons."- Philadelphia Herald. s7s4
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