The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-02-21
CORRESPONDENCE.
NOAH.S DELUGE-BABY;

WHAT BECAME OF THE waTERSi
A AGeoIoEics-Rciisieso-PhiiosoPhie"' Cor
ception.
Yes! 20 it il, % it was. II was jarring Of the
globe, produced by God Almighty kicking the mag
netic pole to side. Yes, it jar; see 1t
ndw, by the consequence
Sueh jar Of the globe naturally would disturb the
equilibrium of most anything. Why should people
thereby not be thrown down TO the ground Certain
Iy. they were. Why were not the members of Noahs
family also thrown down, Noah alone was initiated
into Goss designs Could it not be possible that one
| OF Noaii's daugh.ers-in-law had at that moment q
sucking in her arms That baby, while falling out
| of IFS mothers arms, surely humping its head
against something hard The baby suffered a con
cusson of the brain, then. We are snre of it. We
conclude such, from the present consequences.
What is the physical consequence of the conclusion
of two hard. inelastic bodies Why, the molar mo-
ton is transferred into molecular motion and heat.
Now. the stone upon which the baby's head struck
inelaste. hut the babys head ITSELF most likely,
| was senelastic. We know the brain Of babies is
very soft and watery it has some mysterious con-
necton with n deuge. and the bones of the skull
moyeabe the not united and ossified. So
cannot expect Inflammation of the brain Of that
baby having taken place at that time. II survived,
and evidently had progeny reaching down to the
present day. We it by the consequences. But
| instead of abrupt Inflammation. of the brain, a
chronic morbid vibration ensendered, and strictly
| according To Gods law of hereditary transmission,
this morbid vibration in the brain Of the babys pro-
geny yet perceptibe. We in the consequences.
Hereditary transmission r. would some unbelieying
fool exelam, hereditary transmission kept up during
5000 years." Now, my friend vibration is motion. and
light is vibration There stars the sky the light
of which requires many years to reach eyes. If
n single ray of light vibrate long why not a
molecular vibration, in consequence Of babys head
conclusion, by way of hereditary transmission
through the generations of 5000 years The matter
is plain and clear ms Missouri River water. At
least the consequences prove it. But in the long
of time the skullbOnes may become harder, and the
sutures ossiied fossilied 1t may he, that by fur
ther accidental influences, this vibration handed
down by hereditary transmission, becomes increased
The crbid molecular notion thus increased becomes
arrested at the periphery of the BRAIN and is thrown
upon itself, intensified 1t produces, then. heat and
this heat transforms the water of the brain into vapor
Vapor seeks larger space. Partly the morbdly in
creased motion of the brain does transmit itself along
the sides Of the perfectly ossifed skull, and like
the rays Of light which, convergng through convex
lens to focus, produce nfammatory heat, will con-
verge again. at given point, and produce fracture of
the skull through which the above mentioned vapors
do escape, and while these vapors do yet enlarge be-
yond remedy. This is all physically possible, and
even proven by lamentable evidences
But here the chain of crcumstantial evidences does
not yet end Why did God produce this delugc by
kicking the magnetic pole to the side This question
bears upon the moral side. He wanted to destroy
corrupt mankind. This mankind was certainly COM
posed of SHINING bOndholders, and Noal, of
them. We infer this because Noah was agreeable in
| the sight of God, and because God wanted to make
arrangements in regard to real estate, and did
so, too
He naturally favored the in opposition bond
holders. Noah, not bondholder, no doubt had often
reflected upon the corruption of bonded debts. He
knew, by inspiration, that thousands of years
afterwards it would be said that rather camel would
pass through the eye of needle than that rich
should enter the Kingdom of Heaven: and also did
Noah have some notion of difference between East
and West.
Now thought is molecular motion, brain vibration
Why should, by hereditary transmission, this bond
vibration in the brain of Noah not have existed al
ready in prolific germs in the brain of the baby ,
Surely it has existed the consequences do teach
thus. These embryonic bond-thought vibrations
twaves,) in the brain of the baby, mingled with the
vibrations of the conclusion, brought about by the
arrng of the earth subsequent the kicking of the
magnetic pole sideward by God Almighty, and thus,
for they all in the direction, and had the
same length were harmonious, they maintained them
selves to the present day. and participated in the
catastrophe of the cracking Of the skull and the
esape of the vapors.
God again wants to destroy the corrupt, the bond
holders and has therefore selected his second Noah,
a descendant of the old one, by that baby, whose
father, by all evidences was the one who could not
much fun in the drunkenness of the old The
present evidences of pious would appeal to
hereditary transmission cxplication. This pious
expresses itself in the orcible reduction of ones
self from the size of camel through variaus inter
mediate stages, finally TO that of infsorial just to
make of the eye Of the needle. The second Noah
and all his kindred will be saved-as nusoral how
God will send another deluge, not exactly
of water, but one of paper. The new Noah has al
ready notions of the West and the East like his pro
genitor.
God Tor Poppi Dell will not kick, this time,
at the magnetic pole at the North but at another
magnetic pole at the East whereby the vapors of the
West will rush to the East: and when the deed is
complished, when all corrupt bondhOlders drown
ed. and the second Noah and all his kindred saved
because of their nfsora character not being affected
by deluge, he may in spite of his present disbelief,
see Reconsideration of his progeny, according to
Huxley and Tyndall, tevolution,) and of his de-
seendants the prospective New Zealander of Macauay
resting during his ambulation toward London, his
weary back upon some piles of green srati6cations
nclosing human fossils, (bondholders from the time
of the second deluge perhaps, when in consequence
of hereditary transmission of brain vibration the
thought to him: where did the value of all
this paper go to p may be satisfied with the answer
"To he Derag-
BYAFOoL
The Hell Questi0a.
Beecher, Swing, Farrar, and other prominent di-
vines of this Country, England and Scotland having
publicly event back ON the orthodox hell and hay