Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-01-20
Miscellaneous Paragraphs.

II some men were measured By the
SIZE OF their hearts and souls. a gun-patch
would make them suit of clothes. in
Guiding an Ulster overcoat.- Derrick.
"What's the difference. asked the teach
er IN arithmetic, "between one ward and
two yards!' "a fence!" said Tommy
Beales. Then Tommy sat on the ruler
fourteen times
we were shown very beautifully-dec
Grated piece OF pottery, Yesterday. it was
deep red on the outside, and the inside
was decorated with two quarts of beans
and half pound of pork.
The orientals are very trusting to each
other- Are you not afraid to 90 away
from your shop without locking it," a
traveller l,ei asked an Egyptian up the river.
"oh, no, answered the man coolly, there
Is not Christian within three miles,
Never hug girl in tight-ftting cor
sets, IS the warning of the Elmira Glzetts.
les, TO be sure, but then you know-er
-er-how is fellow to know, YOU know,
,lust-er-well, how do you find how they
NJ before you begin hugging, anyhow
Ha,ek-Eye. % 9
passenger-train on IN Irish railway.
lew days since, ran an intoxicated fellow
on the track. He was so insensibIe to the
magnitude OF his misfortune as to remark
10 the guard, as he looked at his own lac
Grated limbs, "Arrah, now, this is 100 bad !;
| didn't mean to stop the train
II don't know what you mean by being
an lrlshman," said a gentleman VINO was
about hiring boy, "but you were born in
ireland" Och, your honor, if that's all y
SAID the boy, small blame to that; sup
pose your cat was to have kittens in the
oven, would they be loaves of brcadl"
Mama, where do the COWS get the
mike asked Willie, looking UP from the
foaming pan of milk which he had been
lntently regarding. "Where do YOU Get
your tears.' was the answer. After a
thoughtful silence, he again broke out.
Mama, 90 the. COWS have to be spanked"
A Harvard student was called to ac-
count TOR having publicly stycd the pro-
lessor OF Hebrew ga frst-cass MULE
lie admitted having made the remark,
but SAID he intended it as a compliment
Explain yourself, said the professor.
why, tirst-class mule is necessarily :.
good He-bray-ist' y
Spureeon says lie has often thought,
when hearing certain preachers of a high
order speaking to the young, that they
must have understood the Lord to say
Feed my cameleopards, instead of"Feed
my lambs, y for nothing but giraffes could
reach any spiritual food froa the lofty
rack on which they place it.
He was so drunk that he could MOI
walk--could scarcely move and only par
TALLY artculate. A friend of his came
up and upbraided him. IF I were in
your place, said the friend, I'D go out
in the woods and hang myself ST (hic}
you were 1hic) in my place, how (hic) the
deuce 1hic) would you get to (hic) The
woods" was the squelching inquiry
The following recipe for doing up shirts
will be found of use to many housewives:
Take two ounces of gum arabic powder;
put it into a pitcher and pour OH it put
or SO of water; and then, having covered
it up, let it stand all night. In themorn
lug pour itcarefully from the dregs into
clean bottle, and cork it anb keep it for
nse. A tablespoonful of gum water stir
red into pint of starch, made in the llsu-
al manner. will give to the lawns, either
white or printed, a look of newness, when
nothing else can restore them, after they
have be nwashed.