Mexico weekly ledger., 1878-01-24

THE HOROSCOPE;
OR, A PEEP INTO THE FUTuRE.
BIT ''JosH BILLINGS
The yung gentleman born in Janu'
sry will remain a bachelor until his
16 wear and will hav kurly hair. He
will finally settle down still, and mar
ry for life. He will liv tew be over &C
wears ov age, and die worth about
$3.50, clear ov awl debt.
The yung lady born in January
W know how tew pla on the pian-
ner. and nit worsted. She will be Il
blondy, and be near sited, and will
fall in luv with CRATE difficulty. She
will finally get welded ew the man
she marrys, and her whole life will
be easy. If she marrys the seckond
time. her husband will be a dentist or
an alderman.
The man born in February will be
good looking, but tew much prone to
toe in. He will have 2 wives, and a
small hand, excepS when he plays
poker. His first wife will be krOss-
eyed. but his seckond one will be
kross all over. He will have 4 chill
dren, WHIP will all pass through the
meazles, with great credit to them
sells and no disgrace to the meazles.
The yung female born during Feb
ruary will show CRATE judgment in
sorting her lovers, and will finally
marry a real estate agent. She will
have q phew failings; but who cares!
she wouldn't be interesting if she
d;dn,1r WIDOW
and at stated intervals will be inclln-
ed to gush a little.
The man born in March will be In
kIined to blow. He will be q domes-
tic man, and will kno how tew rok
the kradle and pare p~otatoze. He
will marry the only daughter Of a
viddo. and will be a good judge OF
motbers-in-law. He will die about
the usual time in life, and leave a
house and lot, with a email mortgage
on it.
The woman who appears in March
will he an old maid till she is 20 years
old. and then will suddenly put a
stop to this kind ov buzziness, by in
yesting in a yung man. She Will be
a good housekeeper, and kno how
tew make a plum puddin with the
plums left out. She will hang on to
her buty till she is about 40.
The man born in April will have a
liquid temperament, but not necessa-
rilp inklined t1w Ticker. His CRATE
aim will be tew get married; and he
will git hiz bird by marrying a butt
full and also good-looking wife. They
will liv happy as two lambs, and leave
one son, whom they intended should
he president of the United States.
The lady born in April will have
blew eyes, and a full set of teeth.
Her heart will be az tender az a por-
ter-house steak. She will keep a lap
dorg, who will have weak eyes, and
whose christian name will be Fanny.
She will die and leave q bed quilt,
which will go down to posterity, with
upwards of hundred blocks in it.
The gentleman who invests his life
in MAY will be very quick tempered,
especially when a hornet lights on
him in anger. He will hay the mumps
very light, and will spend most of his
life intending few marry, but will die
at last with a half dozen old maids on
his hands. The wash wimmin will
remember him Is the man who never
wore paper collars.
The lady born in May will fust be
a bud, and afterV ards a blossom.
Her heart will be az full ov twitter rs
a kanary bird on n perch. She will
hav twilight hair. She will hav
menny lovers. She will be-
bel fond ov silk clothes, but her great
joy will be in a bonnet.
The male individual born during
June will be one OF z children, but
not the only one He will have 3
brothers, and one sister, who will
marry a hard-shelI Baptist preacher.
He will study law, and enter the pro-
feshun with gilt edge prospeks, but
his fust klient being a counterfiter,
whom he succeeds in getting clear,
and receiving so dollars in counterft
money for his sery ices, disgusts him
with the Dizziness.
The female who appears on the
platform in June will alwus hav cause
tew wonder. Her father will he o
skool teacher, and he will bring her
up. At 20 years she will marry, and
will be well educated in the dutys ov
a wife, for she will understand Da-
1-l
balls arithmetic, and parseing. She