The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-06-04

would hiss her oh the stage becau-e she
hesd. and turn u sonersauit over Hour
barrel.
--Nr John liabbrr,on is the father Of
another ct 'Helrn's Habi.>."-Er.
IL is hoped his latest progeny will be
gifted with some little sense.
II party Of nine persons let kt-son,
Minn., LAT week, to vi-i, the Paris exposi-
toni.
They will probably stop over in Chicago
f,r a while AMI then come back AMI tell
about al the wonders they saw in France.
Nice !pb.rerS are very good eating
When fixed mp with snlah> and DIS,
!:r't tn say thi they're healthy IL cheating
/ Fer they're always afflicted with 6uiis
-Bos'oa 1dseriiser
The greatest pleasure in life, next to
at lending u Baptist strawberry and ice
cream festival. l. To- 20 To the BROOKLYN
navy yard, where You can see drunken
marine officer in iull uniform, galIoping
around the quarter deck, on gray stallion
ani shouting orders To the men in the rig
ging through tin trumpet.
Il broken ipSn actor went to the pawn
brokers To shove up pair of p etched pant
al"on1, AMI upon ap?ro,chin. the three
pals. struck an attitude AMI 1u,teI Ham,
let: "Oh my prophetic spul, mine uncle"
IN MEnoRiAM.
She swectiy sleeps
Wher,. the WILLOW weep---
Her spirits .,r,rrd away
4 thrre-w-rks' cough
Has carried her of
She was the queen al May.
.N~ Hren Reg'stsr.
When girl in Tu-cola, ILL.,. il expect
ing lover to call she places blue ribbon
and a mittpn an the table and saws,
'Choose"-!St. Louis Times
That would he deucrd cold comfort for a
man coming in ON damp, rainy night.
She might nj Iea-t Ie, him ,ok nc straw
that had been used IN Cincinnati gin pal
ace before the woInen's crusade began.
1t is expected that dresses in Paris will
soon be made Of elastic, a. nothing else il
found sufficiently clinging.-Er.
They might try injun rubber,
The convicts in the Jefferson City pen
iten,iary are in the habit Of CARRYING large
knives about their person, not for culinary
or mechanical purposes but in order to
Keep the keepers in proper subsection.
A very pretty Young lady from the
east, with rosy lips. told her young man
that abe did not like the western railroad,
because there were M tunnelS.-Er.
He ought to have loaned her Miss
Phelpss book, called " The Gates Ajar."
The culprit eyed the rope that swung
Above him, with q smile
And whispered, just before he hung,
"This Is the moose spring style" !
-Huuksys.
A Young man of twenty recently took
~ a wife . Pennsylvania widow Of fifty, and
sole prOprietress Of a couple Of paying
petroleum wells. He loved not wisely but
two wells.-Er.
He must have found in her 0 well-sprin2
Of joy.
What kind OF game do shooting stars
bag?-Er.
II they are shooting stars Of the theatrical
world. they generally bag every soft headed
wherever they go. There.
-ODynamite Rosa il in BROOKLYN /
sick Spinal disease is the /
trouble he never having recovered FULLY from
the shock received from his fall at Toronto.
while running from the Orangemen after /
his lecture--Erchaay.
Fennians. irishmen! Tlpperaryans Ma
lives OF Cork! Wanderers from Kiliar-
ney! Bog trotters from county Clare
Can you see Rossa, lying on his bed Of sick
hess, and he wanting medicine to cure bis
pine? Send on your n,ckels and half dol
ars, in the name Of the Irish Republic and
sossa will bless you.-Free Id III
-Green apples are preparing for an ex
ended scientific research. They will soon ,
X digging down deep into the bowels Of the ,
arth's inhxbitants.-E rch,agv
"Hark from the tomhs dolefuI sound.
,ine ear attend the cry.'-Dr. k,ae Watts.
"A very modest young lady on board of
acht tainted away for very shahe just 9
efcre the vessel put out to sea, becS lse the
raster exclaimed "Hoist the sheets"
Paris bellies attend the exposi ton in a
rief skirts ending at the ankIe.-E Jchaage
1t would not be any kind of an exhibit .
on unless the dear girls did something o
the kind
When . Cincinnati woman shoots at q
~ drunken husband and misses him the y
.wspapers say: Another bullet wasted"
: EyeAanye.
But they nevertheless have a bullet IN Of o,
emselves. .
Women are generally pretty smart
II they cant Eold q candle to q can Of q.
'rosene with safety.-Howard County Ad- ~
rtissr. vt
And II they do, it will make them smart
over. II is burning shame the way o. .,
ey get treated on such occasions. "a
p
"A new electric street lamp has been tried
III much success IN London. The lamp - in the Go
" semI-hc xsgona! reflector, and the front is tn
sered by 81 fiattened convex opal glass. that IN
intensity brilliant point Of the light emannt nm:
from the CARTONS ~ not visible, but instead a
wing white Infused light is very effectively
hated IN all directions, giving soft and very at
asanf illumination Of all objects in the roadway. ht
tri
n ten year old school-boy in Holvkc Mass an
ply refused IN do has writing lesson bpcause b.,