The New York herald., 1878-03-10
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.


PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Figures OF speech sometimes tell obs
These cough lozengcs are simply atroches.
Mr. Grant Thornburn has arrived from Europe
The Chicago Times says that Tom Mast Is not Jim
Mast.
Mr.. Boutwell, thinks that Grant viii be the next
President.
Many democrats IN Congress like General Jackson'a
'Judicious tarin"
Tho VINE seller ought 20 be good swordsman. Ho
loves quarle and tierce
stoncwalI jackson was fond OF lemons. and he
dan't have the eout either.
Senator Herman, of New York. wants everybody to
let the financial question alone.
Dan Voorhees, insists on putting moro quicksilver
into Thermometers SO as to make cold weather hot.
Ex-senator Edward N. Madden is lying dangerously
III with pneumonia al his residence in Midde,own,
~.
We arc informed by tho Now Orleans Picayune that
the learned pig makes his calculations BY square
root
Senator Morgan, OF Alabama, thinks that the labor
will have but little power cripple either
party
Mr. B. f. Guild, OF tue Boston Commercial Bulletin.
will spend the summer In Europe, manly at tho Ex
position.
President hayes yesterday appointed Mr.. Frank
MiIlward, OF Kcntucky, honorary commissioner ia
the Paris Exposition.
Turner's Falls Reporter:-s'Mesnness som etimcs
makes saint. Some men are good only because it
costs money to be wicked"
Ex-Governor Jewell is not considered dangerously
ILL., He has suffered severely, however, during the
past week from trouble In the kidneys
HIS Eminencc, Cardinal McClosKey, completesths
the anniversary OF his consccration as bishop.
Parsians cat pate made Of blackbirds which visit
Corsica every winter 10 feed the mountain myrtle
aud aroutrs Four hundred thousand are killed Tor
pdtes
Detroit Free Press :-s'Sothern doesn't allow himself
TO be put out at anything. One day when kicked on
the street by mistake for another man he kicked tho
next ahead aud didn't even stop whstling.
Mr. @. p. Huntington, the STATESMAN" OF tho Gen.
traI Pacific road Is in Washington. He is tall broad
shouiderod with large head pleasant face and an
iron gray beard. He carries large cane with an
ivory handle.
Andreivs' Bazaar:-s'A New Yorker ate q Welsh
rareb and drank glasses Of lager before going TO
bed He dreamt that he saw Bob Ingersoll In his
night Shirt with pitohfork, chasing the devil
Illinois prairie"
The editor of the Boston Globe really believes In the
theory that the earths size is increased by meteor
dust tho ratio OF q ton day SO 1t Is meteor dust,
Is IT, which makes the earth bulge up toward you as
you walk homo Of IN evening toward morninsf
A girl named MeWilliams bas recently died In Iowa
She measured toet around the waist. The cause
of her cath that she knew that the only who
could get his around her waist Rev. Tamagc,
and that his arm was mortgaged for two years 10
rattle with tho planets
Postmaster General Key and lady visited the Navsl
Academy nj Annapoiis veaterday were guests
Of Rsal Admiral Rogers Superintendent OF the Naval
Academy. Mr.. Key received a salute of seventeen
guns from the United States ship Santee lying at the
Naval Academy wharf
A man In Australia whose wife had 81. vitus dance
put her board English vessel for London, with
Instructions that friends awaiting her. The cap
tain found that she had friends, and that her hus
band keeping tho children, had thus got rid Of her
She taken to hospital In London
Two Scotchmeu met after twenty-five years, and
both wore religious of them prayed a. folIows:-
so Lord, we thank Thee that Thy servant
again exactly he twenty-five years ago; that
his natural force abated and his natural eye
dim; thank Theo, Lord, that no does not need
specks"
The Tambookio tribe Of Kafars determined to take
u colonial city, appropriate tho goods kill tho men
and steal the women. In conference between the
Tambookos and their wives It was decided that only
the dark.eycd prisoners should become wivcs, while
the blue eyed ones wero to become domestics. But
tho Tamboogies were whipped.
Josh Billings -The Roslin IL the old eoosc's young
child. They yeller all over, soft ball
OF worsed Their foot IL wovo hole and they kan
swim az easy M drop Of kaster oil on tho water I
have seen a Roosa that they ssd ninety y.thres
years old last June, and didn't look hour older
than one that only seventeen"
| Tho Boston Transcript has article critcising
people retaining the passions Of the war not
calmly supporting the peaceful Mr. Hayes. 1t says
s'rhero was moro philosophy in the NEW YORK
HERALDs jot,ing the other day, I'VE believe that this
whole country is put-up Job on Mr.. Hayes thau
there Is In tho quoruous complainings against the
President because he has not stopped The passage Of
| the SILVER BILL"
A special car that left Washington Friday night
containing General Sherman, his daughter Ella Sem
ator Don Cameron, Miss Lizzie Sherman, his aGanced
bride, ana Miss Parsons, OF Cleveland, arrived In
Cleveland at past seven O'Clock last evening
The distinguished visitors wero mot Al Euclid Avenue
Depot by a number Of frionds and were escorted TO
the residences Of Mr.. H. s. Sherman and Mr.. Colgate
Hoyt the Senator making his headquarters at the
Kenrard House. The General and Senator will
main in Cleveland until Monday, whom they Will
return TO Washington, the ladies remaining In Clevs.
land.
THE OUINTUPLE SHEET.