The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-08-01

And when the vase is olden, some score years or
more, ~ 4
The same scenes win have been acted by your dar-
hngs Ger and DER. ffaf5il
God shield your loved ones ever through LIES WOOD
And have you in His keeping, my earnest prayer,
dear Nell.
EVERYDAY SPICERIES
CAN you call clerk in an oil store
serveile fellow7-&. John Torch.
RUSSIA finds nearly all her dreams of
absolute power in Eastern Europe Dis
realized. II Cincinnati Commercial.
The most remarkable exhibition Of
cur-age on record is that of an Oriskany
dog thirty-eight years old.--Utica o.
sefver. zs
IT has been discovered that the man
who took look at the |" lay of the land, "
inspected basket of eggs.-F Fulton
Times.
MANY men find plenty of time to do
a mean act, who are unable to spare q
moment to perform an act of charity.
Whitehall Times.
A GREAT big ripe. tomato, if we'll
aimed, will do more to make an orator
forget his subject than all the, cheers q
mad crowd can utter Free Press.
This Louisiana business causes the
hot weather. Lucifer has opened his
doors so wide to let in the liars, that
an extra amount Of hot air has escaped.
- Whitehall Times.
Picnic sandwiches are all right on q
picnic, but when they are brought home
from the grove, and trotted out on the
following six days, then, indeed, patience
ceases to be virtue.-M Y. Erpress.
SQUARE umbrellas are reported as the
latest thing in Paris. That's nothing.
We have been using square umbrellas
a long time, at least they are never
round-when wanted. Rome Sentinel
THE college youth who graduated last
week with the expectation of starting
out in the world and being states
man, next month will be in vain look
ing for a job to run q soda fountain
in second-class drug store. -Rocktand
Courier.
SOME whisky in the bottom of barrel
recently exploded at Steubenville, o.,
and killed small boy. The lesson Of
this occurrence is that it is not wise to
leave any whisky in the bottom of the
barrel.-Mew Hapen Register.
IT's well to have the mercury s
little bit aspiring;
It's well to have an atmosphere ~ ss<si
That generates perspiring;
It's well to sample now and then d
A rather warmer cline;
But now-wellnow 1t seems to Ms sl
It's swelter all the time.
-Yonkers Gaseye.
THERE may be beauty in rose; there
may be rapture in listening to music
floating over silent waters; there may
be loveliness all around, but man sell
dom pays much attention to them while
he is breaking in pair of tight boots.
Puck. "a
The expansive quality of heat finds
startling illustration in the Third-street
sidewalk. 1t is a quarter of a mile
farther up Zion Hill on hot day. than
when the weather is cool, and almost
any resident on the hill will swear to it.
-Stillacater Lumbernan. ,,
The things which people are willing
to give us are the things we do not
want. When Lincoln was sick with the
smallpox he said to his attendants,
" Send up the ofice-seekers. At Last I
have got something for each, one of
them. ."-New York Herald.
TIE argumentum ad-" Sam, you are
not honest. Why do you put all the
good peaches on top Of the measure and
the little ones belowY' Same reason,
sab, dat makes de front of your house
all marble and de back gate chiefly slop
bar'l, sah."-Boston Transcript. 5
ACCORDING to that wicked sheet, the
Me,rs Letter, there is a girl in Santa
Barbara with such a big mouth that the
other DAY, when she smiled at fellow
on the street, kind-hearted little boy
exclaimed with great earnestness, Look
out, miss, your lids coming ofp'
WHEN st. Louis woman trims her
corns she is not allowed to throw the
parings into the streets, as the garbage
man insists that it is no part of his busi-
ness to remove grindstones, and it would
require extra wagons, which he can not
afford during the hot months. - Chicago
Inter Ocean. ei
FOREIGN countries are not the only
ones where the crown prince is indigen-
GUS. The busy fly that escapes from
explorations among the molasses and
jam that we spread for his captivity, and
lights on the unsuspecting bald head,
maketh the crown-prints In abundance
l. Yonkers Gazette.
ONE of those Sunday-school teachers
who are ALWAYS desirous of drawing oui
the ideas of children, asked her class
what they supposed Daniel said when
he was placed in the lions den. One o1
her scholars, who has a practical turI
of mind, answered, "Good-bye! Pm 9
gonerw w-NoraOich Bulletin.
| WHEN Socrates got too old and feebl,
to stone his neigbor's chickens out O
the back garden, his inyincible genius
pointed out the way to crafty grudgt
without bodily exhaustion. 1t is his
torical fact that he learned to play OF
several musical instruments at extrem'
old age.-Breaktast Table.
A BOOK farmer was discovered sitting
under tree in one corner of his grain
field few mornings since reading, in |
very loud tone, pamphlet report Q
the Beecher-T Tilton trial. He explaine'
that the weather was very hot, and b
was trying a new plan to "shock hi
wheat -Norrist0sOn Williams.
SABBATH MORN IN THE COUNTRY.
, | How stili the morning Of the hallowed dayt
Mute is the voice of rural lab1r, hushed
1 The ploughboy whistle and the milkmajd' song
{ And the wish is general that they might Sta
!. hushed.