Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-11-17
WITICEsMs.

S'Iake away woman" asks a writer
"ard what would followl" We would.
Itmay be said'in all seriousness that
Jonah had more occasions and a better
place to hlubber than any other man who
ever lived.
"Baby Mines sire has arrived at home
and had to get up after paregoric eleven
times the first night. He is going back
across the sea.
We can tell you one thing: The source
from which comes the milk of human
kindness needs better fodder and more of
it.-Detroit Post and Tribune.
what makes the bays love Mary so
The children all did cry;
Why Mary loves the boys, you know,
mat Is the reason why.
It's amusing 10 see an abused street
dog fly around an adjacent corner with
his tail closely reeicd when a six foot
female sud denly stoops to pick up her
trail.
The man who was kicked out of an
editors sanctum received the impression
that the editor wore felt hose. At least
he said he felt toes.--HackeasacA Repu1-
licaas.
It is an interesting sight watching a
young lady IL Sunday school endeavor-
ing to instruct class of little girls, while
her own mind is conferred upon class of
big boys.
We lose confidence in the woman, be
she ever SO amiable, who celebrates the
anniversary of her wedding regularly, but
disregards the yearly recurrence Of her
birthday.
A Washington lady who sent one of her
husbands coats to the yellow fever suffer
ers, pinned note on the callar request
ing if it didn't fit it should be sent back.
= WasAinqton Post.
It's useless for physicians to urgue
against short sieeysd dresses. The Con
stitution Of the United States says: ..The
right to bear arms shall not be interfered
with. "-Bost0n Globe.
They situpon the stoop, its night
Her curls upon his bosom lie;
The moon is shining soft and bright,
The while she whispers coy and shy:
10, George, It's time to shoot that white
necktie.'
Go to the ant" was said to the slug
gard. but let an ant go to the sluggard
and crawl up his trousers leg and that
sluggari will cast aside his sloth so long
as the ant abide with him.
Berieved relatives, who send in LONG
and very fiattering piece of obituary ps-
etry, ask, 'sDo you think we could add
anything more2" Yes, you might add
q tive-dollar bill as guaranty of good
faith.-Rome (N. y Sentinel.
A political speaker, after the nomina-
tons had been made, exclaimed. 1.-The
battle is now opened? Let every man
do his duty." But the compositor made
it "the bottle is now opened' and then
the other side had their inings.
Young man,if yoa want to prohibit the
mosquitoes from troubling you, get fair
p7rtner. Get one 50 sweet that they IL do
all Sheir singing on her side of the bed.
You can snore and enjoy yourself while
she's knocking holes in the air with her
dear little fists.
1t has been remarked that women never
sleep in church, an inquiry is made as to
the reason of their wakefulness. If man
were compelled to make an inventory,
during the one hour Of church service, of
the dry goods displayed upon the ladies,
he would Immediately understand the
reason why women never sleep in church.
DR.. johnson had habit of eating very
fast, and using his fingers in place of a
fork. One day the cynic was dining with
a company, when a young would be wit
remarked, doctor, you remind me of
Nebuchadnezzar." Observation-Disclosures, y
replied the doctor, his mouth full OF
victuals, ''ah, yes. That's because I'm
eating with brutes.''
Visitor from the country at the door of
a Southside residence to German next
door: "Jane not at home, did you saygo
German-ssNein. Chances nod at home
Visitor-"Where is she2" German ashes
gone der cemetery down. ,sWhen will
she come back" German sob, she