Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-06-04
GLOBELETS.

Father Curci is to be made cardinal Tbi,
| Is probably to enable him to curse a little
harder.
MIR. Vest a candidate in Missouri declares
himself opposed to universal suffrage Some
body will pull him down.
Mrs. Hayes went trout fishing the other dav
and climbed the fence as natural as any other
woman when the bait looked her way.
correspondent Of the New York SIN pro
| pounds the conundrum as to Kew: Is bs
crazy or only fool" He isn't crazy.
There were sixty-one failures in CHICAGO
during May. covering total of 81, $3.50, s25 of
| liabilities Chicago is bound to.be ahead.
David Stevens and wife, of Deerfeld Nh.
have just celebrated their golden wedding, and
have lived in the same house through the fifty
years.
An English naturalist says that it is a vulgar
error to suppose that skin taken from live
animal is more glossy than that taken from a
dead one.
! An Italian colonization society is to be
formed for the purpose of founding COLONY
IN shoa, in the southern part of Abyssinia It's
a shoa thing.
Anna Dlckinsons Chicago real estate has
! neen sold under the hammer. She borrowed
some money on 1t to pay the expenses of her
stage venture, and was not able to repay it.
We are Informed by Max Strakosch that
Clara Louise Kellogg will never marry until
she finds young man who loves her alone-not
her money. We axe ready to open negotiations.
| Clara.
| Tc fho~a
| thought that the Woman's hotel would be 3
success: If so, it would appear that he has
hidden his diminished head and is now in
| visible.
New Orleans paper maliciously remarks
that Mrs. Myra Clark Gaines as,retained the
angel Gabriel as counsel in the better land. so
that she may contest the title to the spot upon
which the throne rests
In these semorazing times how long will it
be before photograph is detected in uttering
forged notes.-Cincinnui Sotu,4lGy Iyj0hf.
About the time we hear tree bark or a hound
of butter weighed on fish scales
1t is hoped that the new industry developcd
by the socialists of Germany-going cunning
for emperors and prime ministers under der
Llnden:-will occupy all their time, SO as to
prevent them emigrating to America
A salmon was caught in Scotland with eighty
yards OF tapeworm, three-sixtecnths of an inch
IN breadth, IN the pyloric portion of tho gut.
says an exchange. There is a statute in the
Scottish code severely Furnishing small liars
The Grants went to see Titan's Venus in
Rome. Mrs. Grant surrendered uncond;tio,o,
ly. but the general seated himself on q camn
. | chair in If no
he would fight it out on that line if it took all
summer.
The Chicago Bar association propose giving
a reception to Justice Harlan when he reaches
that city, to hold court for the first time. r.
will not be in order to toast the ''rsiting
statesmen" who went South during the cleo
toral troubles.
A London correspondent sends across the
wafer the intelligence that an American widow
has refused tAs heart and hand of Mr. Arthur
kothschlld the prospective wealthie6t private
citizen in the world. We knew she would prove
faithful to her VOWS.
Mr.. Illden has taken house at Washington
where he will entertain lavishly next winter
1t may be we'll to warn Uncle Sammy to beware
OF widows and treasury girls. Simon Cameron
'iAet o"oS Shilslldii furnish nDrrlDle
piles for him to contemplate
Chicago is tckled, and laughs all over so
that, mctaphorically speaking, her mouth il
dlstended from ear to The price of lager
beer has been reduced to IS barrel to saloon
keepers, and consumers may hereafter expect
to get two glasses for five cents
Here is very excellent provision Of the new
ONO school law: No pupil in said Tpub!icI
school shall be required, against the wishes Of
its parents or guardians, to pursue any study
other than photography, reading, writing.
arithmetic geography, and English gam
mar
Another New York womaN--this time a ven.
cradle dame Of 7O-has caught a burglar. In
view OF the great number of burglars whom,
women catch nowadays and policemen do not
says the Chicago Iifbnne, it would seem as if
new sphere Of employment for women had
been opened.
novel way of smuggling cigars has been
discovered in New York. Off Sandy Hool, they
are thrown overheard in rubber sacks. to be
picked up IN small boats and taken to New
York. Fourteen tho usand Havanas thrown
overheard in this way, were seized in New
York the other day.
female relation Of General Jefarso,
thompson has in her possession a broom said
to be the identical broom with which GEORGE
Washlngton's mother used to bcabor the bacl,
OF the father of country" when he re-
fused to obey her bchests. previous to when hs
became distinguished.
II Is curious coincidence that the Demo-
cratic nominee for secretary of state in Penn
sylVanla IS Africa, while the Republican can
dldate is Dunkel. There is a suspicion Of
darkness In both .names.-Chirnq1 Times. II
certainly does look if there was a. Niger in
| the fence somewhere.
a he" days since one white and one Mexican
| hoodlum, near French Camp, CAL, Iassoed q
| ohlhaman ana with their horses dragged him
mar q mile. They had tried to levy toll upon
Che Chinaman, which he refused to nav, Holm
was alive at last accounts but was exnected IN
die from his injuries.
The New York Hera1d is struggling editori-
any Win the question what is bologna sau
age! LIZ 1t will send one Of its raw recruits
lioih castle Garden to interview healthy
Outchman on the subject, the aforesaid recruits
nasal appendage will resemble one as nearly az
anything else in this world of tears
pair OF martins, in Lancaster. Pa. i'm
prisoned an owl that had taken possession of
their nest. built in small box by pIasterino
the entire front with mud. A gentleman Wit
Messing the performance opened the box = fer,
Gays atterwtrd and found the owl dead. The
man who tells the story is the superintendent
or Sunday school.
May is good month for Demonstrations &c
rulers. May 4, l847, La Rive triad In hi