Milford chronicle., 1878-10-04

my > vulgar epltlteLS i!ilu DlaSpnCIhOuS aNlec-
tives?
Mr.. Train. "A gentleman new. sWears or uses
vulgar language or makes backguard of him.
sell? 81 never get ont OF the way for. knave''
Randolph "LalwaYs dO''and the eccen.
Iric Congressman passed in another door! The
only point make in Keagney is he has Out-bldcI-
guarded The press? Calling names was not born
with hoOdlum Oratory. johnson called his fish.
woman "parallelogram"! Falstaif almost oc-
casioaed a riot by caliag his landlady an "Ottcr''
while bluff King Hall called Luther an ark full
Of beasts, and his dear wife a Flanders Mare!
Did not Milton call Salmasius an ass Dante
his tormentors Hog? Burk call Junus a wild boar?
and Blaine call Ben Butt r cross between a Fox
and Hog? But all these men pale before Kear-
neys classics on the press.
R-pOrter-Do you see any good coming out
of this bOOdlum ranting against the governing
classes?
Mr.Tran.-There is good in every thing. No
body would know Of his existence. outside oil the
sand lot hut for the press. What were Hutler,
Calvin, Wesley, Ann Lee, Bingham,o or the foun-
derS Of all sects crccds And dogma but Kearney
fanatics in their respective spheres? Did 1t not
take a John WOolman to drive slavery QUO OF
Quak rdOm? That was a dong time before Lin
cOln used the emancipation, ,gOose-qui was
0'ConnCll hut fanatic on CATHOLIC liberty Cob
den on the,cOn laws! or Garrison on fugitive slA-
very? Kesrney is as correct in'what he considers
his mission, as any of these old time fanatics.
What were Evans, Noyes Brisbane, Simon,
Owen. but cOmmunistic fanatics lUaded down
with hOod'um enthusiasm for their socialiStc Re-
forms. ThcBdnker Hill, Lexington, and Concord
| fanatics only eliminated at Yorktown! Martyrs
alone are brave! Conservatism is a born coward.
Property covers like mougrcI cur before. Kear-
ney IS hOodlum brigade! No great ref0mer eau
save his life unless he risks death.
E1E FANATCAL EVOLUTION.
RspOrter-Will you please explain wherein
you measure the psychologist evolution through
K'a:1Scs''s fanatcism.
Mr.. Train.-.-KearneY was sailor youth of q
when he sat night after night in the gallery of
the san Francisco Opera House in 60, 10, ard 70
when was cXpllding the corrupt mining, bank,
railway, and political rings that exploded Raston
and the Bank of California. He drank it all in
and those cheers drove him in time to tile sand
lots, and made him the fanatical champion Of
what Hewitt has the impudencc to Call "the lower
classes. Fanatics coyet Maryriom, as Kearncy
does jailS. He is dying to have some Nugcnt d Co
knock the cOmnuniStic chip of his hocdum
shoulder. Kcamey is only a lightning flash of
pSychoiSc electricity! All these vile words lie
uses in public are only the private proverbs OF
polite conservatism.
Sotiety would make humanity a machine
hut for agitators like Kcarncy. Thcrc is deadly
malaria lurking beneath every stagraat poo
Where there is no life you will fad chronic
graveyard! Never before did uncoated, unwa,h,d d
wOrkingman use his rcd hot poker Sd merclcssly
up an down the backs of the Nations Pres! 1t
has cured the public journals of calling names.
+ "Thc circumciscd tadpoies that prey upou the
vifals osllabor" was >KeameJ's parting shot.
STUPID Law
Reportcr-w what WAS it you remarked about
the stupidity of the postal card system?
Mr.Train That while it is a splendid solution
in economy, giving you stamp, writins-p Iper,
envelope, every thing without the tr,.ub;e Of
using, folding, Or sticking either, for a penny.
1t is full of n"ongruitics. Yon print "A thous.
and words OH postal for a penny, but p4s;e one
word OF print thereon, it costs you six, or never
goes at all! A:ain, you can take the printed |
postal, paste printed matter all over bo.h sides,
put it in an unscalcd envelope and mail it to Or
cgon for penny and dCld a couple of ounces |
more Of printed matter tritoM tlgrd stamp!
It is now % years s'nrc " ,itcd on lord D rby
then Prinl; Minister as special Of the New YO;k |
Helutd, TO push my Ocean Penny Postal GVOlu-
ton! Letters were then q cents, and You can
send postal card with an extra Icnny almost
all over Europe So you see the world does
move!
Mr.. TRAIN REscUES ORvGLLE GRANT.
Rep rter-I saw by the Star that you gave
Orvilc Grant a helping hand.
Mr.. Trail-YeS, wrote him friendly note,
telling him to remember that this was the happy
land OF liberty.
Mr.. TRAIN TO ORvLLE.
MADISON SQUARE, P. r. 49,.
f Citizen, O:ville Grant, ln>AIc Asylum, Morris.
to%n, N. J.-YOu are no more insane han j .CB.
on Bonner or Poo! K"arney UI Bnlcr and
Chinrc, or Ti'dcn on the ''GObble" FIdscO Not
hall so much as CUrbn, WHO arrests yru, was in
the Back Friday s2j COO to''S 81 g ii PraWi or
Ulysses backing the Blhcyck .JOv,c. Med maid
Ear0Pc as an eX-SOvereigI while saying he is
almost pcnni!esS! Had you kept q close mouth
Oa the Third Term clblcgraIn from the Sclig. I
mani n.DreXel-English Ring would not have 30 Jer.
emptorily said, "Ptt 0rcae il tie asylum!
us. s."
What q bu'lesque OH liberty! seized ia broad
lGylig6 for no crime! Kidnapped before a hun-
he'd people arrested 1rMtOU 1rdI7'dut! locked
h q .teioll'S cell 1riltom q commitment pa0el' !
Reporters refused dditHiaRce by the jaicr! BIZ ,,
narck's infamous sOciaiS'c law cart heat that I
Eveu Cars, SultanS and ShahS dare not exercise Z
uch power! Charles RGade'S horrible story i
md Chambers Mad World show what daily L
'asses! This DovtOr.kitlnNpping infamy must
&c stopped. Robert Lincoln, you know, incarcer. |
tied his dear mother till She came down with : :
lie stamps, and you know how put the Ham. q
nOnd CiymeT-P experts (''unsuund
mind though harmless !'') to flight! Stop meat c
IcohOl, tobacco, and clIeckmate your enemies u
y GET. p
THE TOBACCO DELIRIUM TREMESs. d
Reporter - Where in your travels over the g
Eorld did you find tue greatest COR ='mcrS Of /,
ObaccO? v 81
Mr.. Train-Germany leads off with four pounds i
head bismarck having himself smoked loo, 900 T.
glrs), America uses 1852, and Austria 325. :
rance and Hungary less than two pounds. The
Overnment tax is more than dollar eacl in
ngland, France, Austria and America! All e.
eople use some stimulant! Java, Japan and e
ie Maays use Beetle root, as our school girls do VI