Daily globe., 1878-08-11

All GCTtS vi IdTaSraplS.
green age-Foliage.
The warm season-Pepper
The best thing out-Out OF debt.
A false scent-A counterfeit penny.
A springfield maker-The gardener.
No bank should be without a chest-prs-
tector
When man loses his balance, where does
it go:
The motto of lovers is, "E plural buss, yum |
yum"
The man who made point-The proof |
reader.
The rabbit is timid, but no cook can make
it quail.
A grocer both sells his goods and gives
them weigh.
Show may be purchased but happiness is a |
homemade article.
Angle-worms, for fishing, should be dug the
day before and left in the grass.
These are the times that try mems soles.
Sole let us be careful OF our shoes.
Two things 90 Off in hurry-An arrow dis
missed from BOW, and a bow dismissed By
BELLE
William Cullen Bryant was, a precooious
youth, and at ten years of age translated Latin
poems.
A long man trying to whisper to- 4 short
girl resembles the letter s walking with a
period.
Don't put of until tomorrow that which
you can do today, unless you are going into
the poetry line.
A collector of coins is anxious, to get a
dime from the moon after she has changed
her last quarter
"Love is an eternal transports" exclaimed
an enthusiastic poet. $50 is canal boat
said a practical old forwarding merchant
A correspondent wants to know whether
considering the great utility of the ocean,
| poets are not wrong in calling it waste of
| water"
| Every one should lay up something Cor
| rainy day. Ii we can't do anything else
majority OF us can at least lay up a little rheu-
! matism.
An unsuccessful lover was asked by what
means he lost his divinity "Alasln cried he
"L fiattered her until she got too proud to
| speak to me-
Speaking of dancing, clergyman hits the
nail Oh the head with the remark that "peo-
| pie usually do more evil with their tongues
than with their toes"
One kind word spoken to q tramp may
cheer his whole future life. Remember this
when you see him walking off with Fifty feet
! Of your garden hose
! An unsophisticated New England CONNER
cial traveller, on reading the sign, General
Merchandise" on store, walked in and asked
| if he could see the General.
| Chicago clergyman startled his flock q
few Sunday evenings ago by telling them "hell
| is not half as fnll Of mean men and women as
| men and women are full of hell"
| There is fortune in store for the genius
| who can invent way Of carrying home
mackerel so it will resemble parcel contain
| ing twenty-six yards OF silk for his dear wife
John, 'said a cockney solicitor to his son,
ii see you'll never do for an attorney, you
have no henergy.'' "Skuse me, father said
John, what | want is some Of your chckan-
ary'
"Oh, yes" she SAID, ''Im very fond of little
boys" and as she TIPPED on string stretch
ed acoss the pavement, she added; 81 feel as
though could eat a couple of 'em this min
ute, raw"
My DEAR asked Mrs. J. of her husband,
on coming home from church the other dav,
what was the sweetest thing you saw in
ladies bonnetss "The ladies' faces,'' was the
/ bland reply.
Elizabeth Allen, in a poem, asks: "Oh will
low, why forever weep?n Elizabeth is lit
tie mistaken as to the facts. 1t isn't the willow
that weeps, it is the boy who dances under
the Timber end of it.
man needs to keep a winter undershirt,
fan, shot Scotch" linen coat, ulster, mint ju-
lep, seal-skin cap, mosquito net and umbrella
at both ends of the line to accommodate the
whimsies of the thermometer
A coxcomb, talking of the transmigration
of souls, said: I'm the time of Moses, have
no doubt / the golden calf.'' VERY
likely" replied lady, "and time has robbed
you ofnothing but the gilding.''
Two ancient looking grasshoppers resting
gracefully against fence and anxiously wait
ing the growth Of the little spears of grain, is
, the latest pictorial Illustration of that path
etc song, s'In the wheat bye aud Bye
"John, did you take the note to Mr.. Jonesg'
Eyes; but don't think he can read it," "Why
| so, John % Because he is blind, sir. While
was in the room, he axed me twice where my
. hat was; and twas on my head all che time. ,
The owner of a pair of bright eyes says
that the prettiest compliment she eyer re
ceived came from child of four years. Th,
little fellow, after looking intently at her eyes
4 a moment. inquired naively, Are Your eyel
, new Ones:o
A steamer plying in California keeps
, trained sheep on board, which goes out OF
the gang plank when flock is to be loaded
I TO show that the approach is safe, and to ac
b as a pilot for the herd, which readily follow!
4 it on to the boat.
# A little girl was reproved for playing on
o doors with the boys, and informed that, bein.
seven ysars old, she was TOO big for tha
she replied, why, the bigger we grow tn
: better we like 'em.''
| The dried kernel of the cocoanut, called il
y the South Sea Islands scopra,' is being tllrn
) ed to new account. Hitherto it has onl,
been used for making oil, but it has beel
e discovered that after having served that pur
2 pose 1t is valuable cattle food.
d A tom cat is a more independent anima
V than man. When man comes home at 9 o
q o'clock in the morning he slips in as quietl
: as possible, but tom cat don't seem to care
The later the hour, and the nearer the hous
T it approaches, the louder it yells.
"Ma, has yonr tongue got iegs:" "Go
: what. child?' 'Got legs, map "Certanl
: not; but why DO you ask that question:" 81
nothing; only heard pa say that your tongu
: was running from morning till night The
Q pa had to take another running"
Mother Ito sixteen-year-old daughter)-ssS
g you enjoyed your walk, Kate. Dit
e you GO all the distance alone?' Daughter
|. 70, yes, mamma, quite alone" Objectionabl
= Younger Brother-"Then how is it, Kit. tina
: you took out an umbrella and brought hom
n walking -stick:''
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