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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

OLD HICks was an awful snOrer. He
could be heard farther than a black
smiths forge; but his wife became so
accustomed to it, that it soOthed her to
repose. They were a very domestic
couple-never slept apart for many
years. At length the old man was re-
quired to attend court some distance.
The first night after, his wife never
slept wink; she missed the snoring.
The next night passed away in the same
manner without sleep. She was getting
in very bad way, and prOpably would
have died, had it not been for the in
ger uity of servant girl. She took the
coffee mill into her mistress's chamber,
and ground her to sleep at once.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

A Swedish gun has been invented
which is claimed TO be much superior TO
the Gatling gun. 1t is worked after the
manner of pianO-forte playing, moves
to and fro in a section of a circle, and
sweeps all the ground that it covers in
most marvellous manner. 1t is some
thing like sweeping lawn with water
from the jet of garden-hose, moved
right and left by the operator. The
Russian officers has this wonderful
Swedish invention ready for use in
their fleet. 1t can be carried up into
the maintop for firing on the enemy's
deck and inside fortifications. In close
quarters it would sweep the enemy's
deck of combatants.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

Il galraaic pile, of which carbon is the
active electrode, has been invented by
The substances used to
used to act on the carbon are melted
nitrate of potassium or SODIUM. The
passive electrode is either platinum or
iron. The element gives high electro
motive force-tetween two and three
times that OF Danieli. OF coure there
is large quantity of gases given off,
but this the inventor intends to utilize.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

The present methods employed to
render glass opaque are like TO fall into
disuse when the new process, recently
invented by NJ. AubriOt, becomes better
known; for muslin glass, as it is termed
can be produced in variety of colors
and in a number of pleasing designs,
which will compare favorably with the
dull mOnotony of the present ground
glass, and even with The etched or en-
Tossed glass. A sheet of the material to
be covered is floated with a vitrifiable
pigment dissolved I'm gum water, and
when dry the stencil pattern is laid on,
and the exposed parts are cleaned with
a stiff brush. The sheet of glass is then
placed in a furnace, and the remaining
color is burnt In. When simple Opaque
glass is desired, a plate is covered with
gum water and dried 1t is then placed
in frame, and piece of tulle, muslin,
or other suitable substance is stretched
over it in close proximity to the
gunmed surface. The frame Is then
placed in box containing aquantity of
the powdered pigment, which is forced
against the muslin by an air blast, and,
passing through the interstices, adheres
TO the gummed glass. In this way the
patterns of the lace or muslin are re-
produced, and the powder being first
caused to adhere firmly by placil z the
plate in a steam chamber for few
moments, is burnt in, as before de-
scrited in special furnace. By means
of stencil plates of different designs,
and muslin and lace Of different pat
terms, together with pigments of various
hues, some very beautiful screens have
been produced, which for many pur-
poses will be preferred to the plain
Opaque glass st present manufactured.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
The Great Spring Medicine

is Hooflsnds German Bitters. 1t tones the
stomach aud assists Digestion 1t sreuses the
Liver to healthy action, and regulates the
bowels. 1t purifies the Blood. and gives vigor
and strength to the whole system. dispelllng
all Dyspeptic symptoms with its loss of appe-
tite. Sick Headache, languor and depression.
1t lnfuses new life and ener " INTO the whole
being. All suffering from derinsed digestion
at this time should take Hollands German
Bitters- They are sold by all Druggists.
Johnston, Holloway Il Co.. COZ Arch street.
PHILADELPHIA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

EXTREMELY IGNoRANT.-''Put some
perfumery on my mOustache," said
young man TO the barber, who was put
ting on the finishing touches, in popu-
lar Austin barber. shop, recently.
"Must be going to make CALL said
the polite tonsOrial artist.
eyes, going to drop around to see
some folks" was the reply.
"Going to see one OF your many lady
friends, of course" insinuated the
knight of the razor.
Then the young man rose out of that
barber-chair, and said:
''See here, my friend; do you suppose
put perfumery on my mOustache be-
cause Pm going to see man, or boy,
or an Old woman, or baby in arms
Do men gather grapes OF thorns, or figs
off thistles?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

The Marine aquarium presents attrac-
tions the fresh water cannot afford
but tie fresh water affords attractions
sufficient to Interest the novice. The
care of the latter is less. In case of
accident it can be sooner renewed or
replaced. 1t is easier to begin with and
is more easily kept in order. The fresh
water should precede the marine
aquarium. The brooks, creeks and
ponds will afford the furnishing,
whether Of animal or vegetable life,
and the study of the life beneath the
waters, if one may obtain their own
specimens, will add new interest to it
all. The aquarium to the young will
afford lessons that cannot be gained
from books; lessons upon Natures i'm
mutable laws. Artificial laws may often
be evaded with impunity, but natural
laws never. The penalty inevitably
follows, and that penalty is oftenest
death. The study of the aquarium will
favor the development OF thought and
inquiry, andthe observations will be-
come almost personal experience.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
Kidney and Bladder
Complaints,

Urinary snd womb Diseases. Gravel, Diabetes,
Dropy, Stoppage OF Water, lncuntinence Of
Uri1e, Brfgh S Disease, Alhuminuria and IN all
cases where there are bTick-duSt deuOslts, or The
water Is thick, cloudy. mixed with substances
IKE the white or an egg, or threads like white
SILK or there Is morbid. dark. bilious ppear-
ance and white bOne-dusJ deposit and when
there Is a pricking, burning sensation wen
passing water and pain In the small OF the back
and long the loins- sold by druggists PRICE
ONE DOLLAR
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
A TRAMP walked into St. Louis Ban

A TRAMP walked into st. Louis Bank
the other day and, stepping up to the
counter, said, "May l ask you a ques-
ton, sir ?' "Yes, but be quick about
it, said the clerk. 81 want TO know if
all the greenbacks have been retired
from circulation" said the tramp, with
a very anxious air. ''Oh. no." replied
the clerk; ''there are about 450, ,000, 900
OF them yet" ''Thanks, thanks" said
the man, with visible emotion. "You
take a load OF my mind. 1t is so long
since have seen one that | was afraid
they had all be( n retired" And then
he slowly retired himself.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
rheumatism Quickly Cured.

"Durapp's Rheumatic Remedy" the great
Internal Medicine, will positively cure any case
of rheumatism on the face OF the earth. Price
81 bottle, Six bottles S5. Sold by all Drug
gists. Send for circular to Helpenstlne
Bentley, Druggists, Washington. ID. Z.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
HUMOROUS.

AN INDIGNANT HoosIER.--On New
Years Day, 1873, in the -th Judicial
Circuit of Indiana, five persons who
had been convicted of violations of the
criminal code of Indiana were brought
into court to be sentenced. Among the
number was tall, lank Hoosier, who
had been convicted of stealing hogs.
When he was asked by the Court If he
had any reason to give why sentence of
the law should not be pronounced upon
him, he said.
ayes, your honor, [ have a wife and
several small children that depend upon
me for support"
To which the Court replied: "This
is Christian country, and your family
will be taken care Of"
"You mean, ;" said the criminal, "that
they will be taken to the poor-house? ?"
The Court replied, "Yes."
The criminal. after drawing himself
up to his full height, and with look
of defiance, said, in full, round tone
of voice:
"Your honor, have got rich relatives
who will take care of my family, and
see that they don't go to the poOr-hOuse ;
and if they had known the fix was in,
they would have been here with money
enough to buy up the Uhole court"
1t is needless to add tnat he got his
sentence.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
A Magical Result.

teenth Police District station House. Phiia-
delphia, after long suffering the tortures of
rheumatism IN his legs and sncles, says that
the effect of DR.. HERNDoS S GIPsEY's GIFT was
magical, relieving him entirely, an restoring
the use of his legs IN a single dsy. Sold by
all druggists in Philadelphia and elsewhere.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
Reliable Dry Goods House.

Any one needing dry goods Of any kind will
consult their own interest by sending to B. T.
Devices, 725 Chestnut street, Philadelphia. for
samples of their goods. as they have but one
price to ALL and that price is always below the
market Samples free on application.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

Glycerine may be burned In any lamp
so long as the flame is kept on level
with the liquid. On account of its Wis
cidity it will not ascend an elevated
wick. The flame produced is cOlorless,
and affords pure, clear light.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

YORKSHIRE MUFFINs.-Take one table
spoonful of lard and two quarts of flour,
add salt to your liking; make the dough
stiff enough for spoon to stand in.
Stir in one teacupful of yeast; let it
rise over night, and in the morning
bake in muffin rings, and serve for
breakfast while hot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

DR.. Pond, of Rutland, VT, has in
vented delicate machine, which,
applied to the wrist, records in lines the
movements of the pulse. The instru-
ment is called the "Sphymograph."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

For BREAD omelet, put into a stew
pan teacupful of bread crumbs, one
teacupful of cream, one tablespoonful
of butter with salt, pepper aud nutmeg {;
when the bread has absorbed the cream,
work in two beaten eggs; beat them a
little with the mixture; fry in an
omelet-pan, and roll up.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

AN IMPROVEMENT IN BREAD MAKING.
Persons who are so unfortunate as to
be poorly provided with those agents of
mastication, good teeth, will be glad to
know that there is a method of baking
bread which obvIates the necessity of a
hard crust. The crust commonly at
tached TO the loaf is not only trouble
some to such persons, but is often the
cause of much waste. The way TO be
rid of it is as follows: When the loaves
are nodded and before they are set down
to ''rise," take a small quantity of clean
lard. warm it, and rub it lightly over
the loaves. The result will be crust
beautifully soft and tender throughout.
This is not guesS-work.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

EGGS A LA CREAME.-Six eggs boiled
hard and chopped fine, and stale bread.
Put in dish alternate layers of chopped
egg and grated bread. When the dish
is full pour on one pint boiling milk
seasoned with salt, pepper and one
tablespoonful butter. Bake a light
brOMn.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
BLACKBERRY WISE.-r,, every galloI

BLACKBERRY WINE.-rC every gallon
fruit add one gallon boiling water.
Mash the berries and leave in an open
vessel for twenty four hours. Strain,
and add two pounds of sugar (brown)
to every gallon of juice. Pour into u
demijohn and leave uncorked for two or
three days, after which close it and
leave until October, when it will be fit
IN drink
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

RAILROADS are built on three gauges
Broad guage, narrow gauge, anu mort
gage.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

"NOw, SIR, are you willing to take
this lady TO be your welded wife?"
Bridegroom-"What do you mean by
willing? You've nothing TO do with
willing I've said I'll take-and by
thunder I'll taker'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

"WHY, my dear, what is the matter !?
What can you mean? You look so de-
pressed. 1t cannot be-and yet-oh,
relieve this killing suspense! Alexan-
der, have you failed!" said his wife,
with clasped hands. mo, my dear :;
my credit is yet unimpaired, and busi-
ness is looking up" .:.You can't mean
to say, dear, that your old pain in the
head has come back?" NO" ''YOu
haven't had to pay the note for your
brother Joseph?' "No." "Have you
now tell me, Alexander Bidlack, have
you had another attack of vertigo?"
"NO." ''Has your cashier broke his
Murphy pledge?" "No." Snow L
knOw-I expected it, knew it all the
time-I felt sure it would be so. Mr..
Debonair has asked for Seraphina"
mo, nothing of the kind" ''Then tell
me, without waiting another minute,
what has happened; 1 can bear il? Let
me know the worst" "Well, that
button told you about has got tired of
hanging on by one thread, and here
it is"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

MOTHERS should be very careful to see
that their daughters are well wrapped
up while sitting out on the piazza to
gaze upon the "Aurora Borealis." A
coat sleeve is good as far as it goes, and
it generally goes as far as it can.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

VEGETABLE SALMAGUNDI-Take an
equal quantity of carrots and turnips,
cut them the size of almonds; IL small
white onions, and put all in sauce
brown gently; add a little gravy and
some mushrooms, French peas, haricots,
tops OF caulifiower, salt and pepper,
and a teaspooniul of sugar; let them all
boil gently, and, just before serving,
thicken the sauce with a little -four
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

INDIANS are not at all contagious.
They are very difficult to catch.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
"VEGETINE," I"

SAYS q Boston Physician, has no equal as
blood purifier. Hearing OF Its many wonderiu
cures after all other remedies had failed. Wis
tied the Laboratory and convinced myself OF It's
genuine merit. IL IS prepared from barks. rOots
and herbs each OF which Is highly effective, ana
they are compounded In such manner As u
nrndnce astonishing reSulfS.n
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

LIQUID GLUE.-A bottle two thirds
full of the best common glue, and filled
up with common whisky; cork up, and
set by for three or four days.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
=CQupllld QIHgal Treatment
FOR THE Z

FOR THE CURE OF ALL CHRONIC DISEASES
lndorsed by ;. Arthur. editor OF Home Magl
zine, Hon VIM ID. Kelly, NJ. @. and many others of
our ell-known and best citizens. send for our
Brochure. l4o pp. mailed free. SraRxEY & PALES,
lll2 Girard St, Phila., Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
Mo,ne,. Mo,ner~, Mothers.

Don't fail to procure MRS wINsLOw'S
SOOTHING SYRUP for all diseases o. teeth
ing in children 1t relieves the child frcm
pain. cures wind collie, regulates the bowels,
and by giving relief and health to the child
gives rest to the mother.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

THE average age of the horse, when
allowed TO live without the risk of acci-
dents and disease which he incurs in
his usual work, is about twenty-five
years. Instances of greater longevity
are recorded on good authority and
there is reason to believe that occasion
ally he has reached thirty-five or even
forty years, but these are rare excep-
tions, and there are few which live be-
yond the twenty-eighth year while a
large proportion die before the twenty
fifth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

Why's gold like the prodigal son
Because its returning to par.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

PLEURIsY PAINS and ali Asthmatic and Bron-
chial AnectiC rs are soon relieved by that cer-
tain remedy or Coughs and Colds, DR.. Jayne
EXpectOrant
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

THE breaking up OF winter brings
heavy roads and severe work for teams.
When extra exertiOn is called for, it
should be done deliberately and with
caution. Chains and harness should be
strong; sudden jerks are dangerous to
the teams, harness and wagons. Above
all things a driver should be patient
and gentle. Willing animals should
never be fretted by the Obstinacy or
of ignorant hired men. just
now let the farmer keep sharp eye on
his horses.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

France has paid Germany all but
50, ,2s6, $50 of the 81, ,05l Oh ,sl4 war in
demnity.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

Perfectly tasteiess, elegantly coated for IA.
cure Of aIl disorders Of the stomach liver boz
els, kidneys, bladder, nervous diseases heat
ache, constipation, Indigestion, dyspepsia b1.
ousness. bn Gus fever, inlammarinE OF the how
els, piles, and all deran ements OF he interna
Viscera- W rranted TO effect 9 Festive cure
Price IS cents per box.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

SHADE IN PAsTUREs.-rheo only real
argument against shade trees in pas
lures is, that the animals collect there
and deposit manure where it is not
wanted. This may be avoided by erect
ing temporary shades that can be re-
moved from time to time TO different
parts of the field, and thus do double
duty, affording comfort to cattle and
manuring land. These temporary
shades may be placed on barren knobs
and the poorest spots in the pasture,
having the effect of inducing increased
fertility where most needed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
ACHES AND PAINS.

For heacache, whether sick or eryous; rnsu.
matiSm. lumoago, pains and weak ess IN m.
back. spine or kidneys; pains around the lysr
pleurisy, swell ings Of he Joints, pains IN M.
bowe s, he irtburn and pains OF ali kinds RAJ
W US Really relief VIII an ri mmedl te easa
permanent cure. Price 80 cents
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

To ALL who desire a speedy and safe cure
.or Indigestion and B.lousness, We recon-
mend Schenck's Mandrake Pills. Safe and
harmless IN their action thev po,sess all the
curative properties Of calomel. but leave hone
of It's hurtful effects.
For sal. hv a | drr,.,nisfs
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

DR. C. W. BENSON'S CELERY Il CHANO
WELL PILLS are prepared expressly to cure sick
Headache, Nervous Headache, Dyspeptic Headache;
Neuralgia, Nervousness and Sleeplessness and VIII
cure any case Price SC. postage free. sold by all
druggists. Office No. Loo n. Eataw St.. Baltimore
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24
NatureDemands Tonic

When the nerves are uDstrunS the head aches,
the appetite is poor or variable, the sleep dis
turbed, and general depreciation of vita
power is experienced. Such state Of things
cannot long exist without the development of
serious disease. The most active and genia
invlgorsnt known is HOstetter's Stomach BIT
ters. The absolute purity of its sp ritous ba
s.s and botanic ingredients gives 1t a perma-
nent claim to public confidence. and its sur
passing medic nal alue Is admitted by med
cal men of dist notion, by whom it is widely
used in private practice For fever and ague
both preventive and remedy-dyspeJ
sis, liver complaint, bilious remitient fever,
const patton, cholerac complaints, fatulence
and ali intestinal disorders it i thoroughly
reliable remedy. 1t i. the snti-febrile spec. tic
par excellence Of the malaral districts of this
aud other countries, where diseases born of
miasma prevail, and a general household
remedy it is al-o universally esteemed
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-04-24

AMMONIA IN The kITCHEN.-The pam
try shelves are getting griny, or finger
marks around the r-latches and
knobs are looking dark and unsightly.
For lack of time they are left day after
day, for it is hard work to scour all the
time and it wears OFF the paint, too, The
husband keeps his bottle of oil, or per-
haps large can holds it, for he never
stints in that. Now suppose his wife
has her bottle of spirits of ammonia to
use; she takes her basin of water and
clean cloth, just puts on few drops of
the fluid and wipes of all the dirt; it is
worth more than half days labor, and
does not hurt the paint either. She
could put few drops in her dishwater,
and see how easily the dishes could be
cleaned; few drops on sponge would
clean all the windows in the sitting
room, making them shine like crystal.
Ii would take the stains OFF the teaspoons
too, and a teaspoOnful in the mop-pail
would do more towards washing up the
kitchen floor than ten pounds of elbow
grease applied to the mop-handle. A
housewife has just rs much right to
make her work easy and expeditions as
her husband has. If she does not do it,
the fault is her own in great Measure.