Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-06-18


salmon fisheries Of the Pacific. this curse
upon tho human race may DO found In all
his ~hatefulness. Il there . creature In the
world for which = peaceful and gentle per-
son can have greater disliker Not one.
An OUTSIDE OPINION.
In proof Of this assertion We scissors
the following from the New York T'.'ss'
There are few things more devastating
than . goat-in-the- front-ysrd. IL lays
waste the fiower-bed and devours the ero-
Duct arches. balls and mallsts. II there
are any iron chairs or lounges on the
front piazza. the goat Ia certain 10 niobie
them. and seldom leaves Q Without
consuming q leg or two. What IA the BEST
remedy for . case Of goat-in-the-front-
yard Is still an open question. Any At
tempt To drive him out with clubs Is sure
To end d~isastrously. Either he tramples
down every vrstige OF Hover or shrub, or
he turns upon the driver and butts all in
tercst in life out Of him.
There was onco . globular pan-one
Who was 80 fat that his summit Was ~
| high above the level Of the see when he
was lying on his back ~ IL was when he
was standing on his feet. This man tried
to drive . goat out Of his front yard. and
WAS butted for several consecutive hours.
II is well known that when . goat has c
knocked q man down he stands over him.
but rcfrains from resuming the attack un-
Ill his victim is on his feet again.
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REMEDIES SUGGESTED.
A. for poisoning q goat. all naturalists
agree that II Is impossible. An animal
that can eat tin cans. hoop-skirts. board
ing.hoass beefsteaks and minee-pis 10 any
extent with complete impunity can not BE-
Affected by any Lees deadly substances.
~strychnine, arsenic. and even prussic acid
are to the goat nothing more than spices.
and have no other effect than that Of stim.
ulAting his appetite. OF course. Il 10 not
impossible to shoot . goat. but. unfortu.
nately. . gun makes . loud report. and At
tracts the attention Of the %neighbors. II
IL . curious provision oil nature that goats
are always owned by large and athletic
Irishmen. A slight, consnmptive Irish
man often owns dogs chiexens ana pigs,
but he never owns = goat. Now, W shoot
. goat Is 10 invite a visit from . vigorous
and belligerent lrishnAn, and u . mar Is
70 % oatcu' 'ne s".' wu' uoi' u,o.e ~
us'leaiiy anu win oe'ler 'As" ,nAn ~.
owner. sihes, theh' : soA' in ,no ,lon
yaiu can nci'ner 10 u''.en oa' -
onel, ana eau MOI 10 sno.w ''noas sam.
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dried-appie cure. lido 'ie'm VI s's''u.
the-iront.yard leaves u bushel OF dried
apples and = bucketful Of water where they
will attract The attention OF the animal.
The goat eats the dried apples drinks tne
water. and Immediately begins to swell.
lie sweils to enormous dimensions. anu
inally-so IL Is bankruptcies. with . ire
country in pieces too small 10 admit OF
Identification. OF course. the explosion
il heard by the neighbors. but the instan-
taneous disappearance OF the goat removes
all ground for suspicion. There 10 . man
in Oshkosh-Mr. z. l.. Babcock. formerly
the efficient and popular third assistant
clerk In the Lumbermens' and Cat-hshsrs'
National Bank who lately heard Of the
dri",I.applo remedy,and resolved to try il.
lie .ent 10 n Chicago provision store and
obtained a bushel Of dried apples Of
AMI ,l.eel them. ,ogother with the sup.
Elementary buckle, Of water, In his front
~p.rlor. so that be could enIoy the explo.
.ion without going out Of doors. Mr..
Babeock had been exceedingly troubled BY
goats, and was particularly proud Of his
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