The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-08-29
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III may De tnaJ Lne grehlehI GeWhIu Vi curly pleH
is early death.
Account him thy real friend who desires thy
good, rather than thy good will.
We pass our lives in regrettiDg the past, COM
planning of the present. and indulging false hopes
of the future.
1t is characteristic of youth and life, that we
first learn to see through the tactics when the
campaign is over.
Only Providence could create day and night
but the commonest idler can turn day into night
and night into day.
A poor spirit spoorer than poor purse very
few pounds year would ease a man Of the scan
dal Of avarice,
"Mother," exclaimed little poet of four sum-
mers, "lsten to the wind making music for the
leaves to dance by"
As tree that is heavily laden with fruit breaks
its own boughs, so men, by their own greatness
destroy themselves.
Many beautiful ladies, when walking out, seem
very angry if they are gazed at, and sadly disap
pointed If they are not
There is spot on the brain not larger than the
head of pin, which, If touched, is sudden death
as instant as lightning,
If 1t is important for you to know whether a
man will cheat you If he can, sound him as to his
willingness to help you cheat somebody else
Death is the only subject upon which every.
body speaks and writes without possibility Of
having experienced what he undertakes to dis.
cuss.
Monarchs sit in their palaces, and command
the sea and land all men pay tribute to mon
archs but women make monarchs pay tribute to
them.
There are situations that are unwholesome to
the most robust constitutions, and there are pro.
fessions and pursuits that are dangerous even to
honest men.
There Is nothing formidable about death ex'
cent the consequences of 1t, and these we our
selves can regulate and control The shortest life
is long enough If 1t leads to a better; and the
longest is too short If it does not.
The man who gets money by an easy hook or
crook, and has a capacity for nothing else, ex'
perlences lonely and melancholy moments of ex
istence, and has recourse to trumpery consola-
tions He makes money fast, but The cannot get
happiness out Oft.
1.-TWO heads are better than one"-in pork
barrel.
To Pr-that is, General Grant-"stay East, old
man, stay East"
II is very distressing to summer congregation
to see the minister, in the most eloquent and i'm
passioned passage Of his sermon, gesture with one
hand and fight flies with the other
"What Is the national air of this country ~
asked foreigner in Washington "That is the
national lair" replied native, pointing to the
Capitol but the animals are all out in the jungle
just now, chasing votes"
A Kentucky audience was dreadfully shocked
last Sunday night, just as local temperance
leader was about to begin his address, he leaned
too closely over the candle and his breath caught
fire. He afterward explained, however, that he
had been using camphor for the toothache. The
amendment was accepted and the talk went on,
While Adam and Eve were yet in Eden, when
our fair young grandmother knew their wasn't
another living soul in all the wide wide world,
but herself and her snoring husband, we don't
suppose she ever went to sleep without first look
ing under the couch of moss and leaves "for a
man." and rousing Adam from his first sweet nap
to ask him if he was sure he had locked the front
door?
The Praeger Observation-Disclosures Wocheublatt
says the sting of the bee Is a remedy for rhruma
tism. But the readers of the Ha,Okeye who may
have the rheumatism should remember that a
paper with such name as that is liable to say
most anything, A healthy bee, when he gives his
mind tight to it, can cure the worst case of rheu
matism that ever called for crutches for about
five minutes. But we doubt very much if the
cure will be permanent HatOkeye.
One day last week Peroia firm, Golfer & Proc
tor, sent us a circular descriptive and illustrative
of the PEORIA" a famous wood heater they man.
ufacture. The thermometer was ranging at III
degrees and trying to get higher The iron statue
Of Mercury on Greenbaum, Shredder & Compauy's
was sun.struck. You could light match on the
upper side of the RATS down at the leVee The
rails in the Chicago, Burlington & Quincy yards
were blisteriDg. You could sit down and warm
your feet at a block of ice. Cellar-hoors were
warping up like arches. You had to let your Ice
cream cool before you could eat 1t. 1t was even
too hot to play base ball And these people send
us picture of a heating stove. We see, they
wanted to kill us and get our money.-HalOkeye