Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1878-07-10


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Thsn Don't stay late to night"
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!" PAPER mill "A journalistic war;
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WHEN acorns are short out west ~
hogs are put At hAlfsfnAst. q 81 's'
A YOUNG man IRON ! neighborinx
q town broke OF an enGiGement because
his girl named pct calf after him.
Rome Ssnsinek.
4 How doth tho Anderson Improve
Each 'noment ~ Il Aies,
BY tellins lies and lies end lies, Z
And lies sad lies and lies. ss..ss
u TEE Arab Il always polite. Evan
when he cuts q throat he says, "SoEry.
my friend, that ysuf neck ian't . tsiho
longer. Free Press. NJ
j II is a, very singular fact that all tie
shoes manufactured in the United
States, when they are shipped from tia
manufactures are box.stOwed. - Hasck-
eye. g,ss. Nh N ,s.y 1. 81,
Down in Maine there Il man whos
attends church merely to hear the 6nos \
singing. He has an ssar fos ths SlEains
chants, you knowi--H Hbcksaapk Rpsb-s
licon. ~ aeE3 ~ .4 81 -
MR. JAarra, youf hard. fhe san
does novel We agree with yot. 81 Il al.a'
ways strikes us square in the eZe9 which
eyst side Of the or ve may Az ta.-
| Rodklomd Courier. Aatsf
4 AND now they say tLaf ii was Long
| Island mosquitoes that threw the Coney
Island train or The track. Rlstom Posl.
Very likely. They AN spt 10 disturb
the sleeperA
| BALrIxons Essy Satwd1 shrislu:. /
"Give US whisky or gite ps dseth, = 4
Why not try sonne Of oar R1cAsetUr 4
whisky and combine the two3 Rcokssts
Exprcss. 81
aWHAr,s ssks the fhilsdeipAia Pyss,
"becomes Of all the pSDnii1neehildse
We know what becomes of their prom
ising fathers; they 30 70 protsst. Bs> n
lington Huscksye n
To the would-be but can't Be sleepef,
the robins sweet, melancholy greeting
song to the rosy god Of morn a painfully s
0AOl1BVA<H8
greased axle.-Bss6os 1tuseir.
THERE are said to ,be only three
hundred thousand dfunkArdS In tho
United States. ThiG doean't loakf vt1y d
well for the Democratic party at the
next election. Hdacksye.
ARoUT the frst Blt Of GcTiptnfe : boy
getsknocked into him is whsn; he i bers- !
footed and steps on 3 hec. Then be re-
Allies that there il time ia dance. "-
sKDkak Consolidation. sfis
PRoFrssoR--" Can you multiply To- /
gether concrete. numbepE Tho cIam
are uncertain. Professor What Win /
be the product Of ave apples smnltiplicd
BY FIVE potatoes" Freshman (triumph-
sntly -" Hash. /" ' 1s ia ss
ApvIcR TO young wfitezss lf yoa
wenld h clear and forcihle, don't nss J.
foreign words. Be natural. a man
never stops 10 hunt up = fo1sisn word
when be i stung BY : hornet OI Gfy
Derrick.
II A con- Of steam pipes around each 4
hill Of sweet corn will prevent tie sd 4
kernels from fresxing Mp and huzsting,
and will also attract the shiyeEing pO- 3
tatO bugs away from the wines Res
Hdven ReyistN. isl ~ Is ltsEss ossJ
Is satan married. ais tho OhioaGo
7spses No, be i stingy, ims101a1 Old
bachelor, and writes lyins r1gmpas u
about motherEinslAys iproEder ito acAre
young men sway from Ii1txinA0ny
pIet0nss .j0s61sGk Il
Al sHoar TINA ago ~ adssrtised !
Fourth OF July oration for ~, togother y
with the orator, and woevo Aad - -