The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-04-23
BET YER LIFE.
Tina, Here ID What Will Make You
Happy,
And Who Cares II Gold il only
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Cap, this j. loud column.
Loud! You bet. You can hear il 5000
miles.
That's the diameter Of the globe.
But this aint the GioSv-its the BAzoo.
In the general economy Of nature and
everlasting cu.sedness and fu~edness, Eu-
ropesees ct ,ocommit political suicide once
again. In order to advance the interests Of
numbering these fellows oil, We shall sit
..ill and cry hallelujah! whenever q big
battle has been fought. For il is imma-
terial to us Who gets whipped, because Ne
grow the corn and wheat, make few pis-
tolls and mustets and they pay for 'em
So hurrah!
Let EN- fight.
What does the American Eagle care
whether the Russian Bear hugs the British
Lion, or the Lion claws his hearts delight
out Of the Bear?
There are too many men in this world
for comfort and hot weather. anyhow.
The first event Of any interest that We
recommember Of this week, IL q couple
getting married. This is always . big
event in . family is. Ii Is
the beginning. a. II were Of new world.
But its the same old thing.
Man-when he's about el-thinksi il is not
good to be alone. So he goes into partner
ship with some female angel. In years AZ
ter sari he sometimes is led by natural
causes to reflect, and think, whether. after
all, it is not better for man to have little
solitude.
But about this couple last week.
They got married.
Here are the reporters notes taken al
the end Of one week after the interesting
event:
4 b!ushing couple-lately we'd
Had sought their western home, tits said
Where the young husband with his dear;
E>say'd 10 act the pioneer.
lie hired to help himself no aid,
And she employed no kitchen-maid-
Thus in careful. prudent wav,
Preparing for "a rainy day"
The bride With health and beauty bless'd
! Was petted, idoiized, caressed;
The honey -moon 81 sweetly sped,
1t hardly could he sung or said.
But things grew mixa on table. shelf,
The house seem'd net to keep" itself-
No place for this or that, was found
Things were promiscuously pitchd around
A is old bachelors halls, where Cain,
Chaos, the dirty dishes reign;
Where hose, unmended. misery breed,
And bosom button burst, secesie;
Where elbows, like a ragged rhyme.
Forlurnly miss the ''stitcE in t,me;"
Where beds are made with many hill,
lConvuls'd n by n threshing mill;
Where cobwebs, dust aud lumber, lie,
De;estable a. printers Pi;
Where specks, and flies aud bugs abound,
And creeping things invade the ground!
Well-when the fond, bewilder'd man,
With whom our story Just began,
Awoke TO see how things appear'd,
Or how his home WAS engineer'd-
Till every cleanly dud was gone.
When the fam'd garment Hood had sung,
The very last-was on him hung
He thought TO gentle hint desire.
To he supplied with fresh attire;
So bright and early out he creePs,
One morn, while yet his darling sleeps;
Builds high the fire; proceeds, anon,
F,Ird xiit6 ; soft s sssf (ks y Is. on.
This done, just then, accusing him,
His angel, with her nightcap raisd,
And looking earnest and amaxd,
Exclsim'd, (as something we're amiss)-
"Why. husband! husband how is this?
DO tell me precious tell me why
This strange performance meets my eye?
"Don'i he alarmed" says he. dear Rose,
But must somehow have some clO'es!
You see, by Jove there il lack!
The last clean thing is on my back!
''Oh! then with ecstacy said she.
"Wash, love, while At il, ONE FOR Me-"