Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1878, 1878-05-10
Notes and News. q -,
Search the cutters for lost pearls.
4 big blaze at Kcokuk, Iowa, Nay 9Th:
Deailwood is 4,s3 feet above sea level.

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Wheat is looking splendid in Minnesota.
Hell has no fury like w-ws-warm mustard
plaster.
A church ball was given At City Hall Wsdn:s-
day alght. ., --s-st~rf- rrfs
Nineteen lives lost in the terrible explosion 1t
Minneapolis.
Chambers e; Davis, the a'ssyer Of Deadwoos.
They say U'Leary Is distAncing Grant In his
European trip. T* v. .As+
Good ADVICE to Louisiana planters-raise less
hell and A'OrC sugar.
81 Louis and Chicago arc greatly excited over .
supposed communist volcano.
Bishop McCoskrey, says he never retreats while
guh IL nring. Bully for him. zs-
The Great Paris Exposition 10 in fall blast but
IL Ect the equal OF our Centennial.
The RaoOn men are In open rebellion against
the M"nctt bell punch in Virginia. ...-.-, ...'
\ new vcrsion--An honest msn 10 tho most
lonesome work OF the Great Creator.
i'.. i"iesI invention il a swallow tailed coat
which caii also be used AS q bOOtjHck.
II seems that rome men can never open their
imou,hs without putting their foot In 1t.
A recent food nj Hot springs, Ark. washed
away buildings and played rmssh gcnei ally.
Our national debt was reduced over three mil.
lion dollars i'll April good months work.
1t Is alleged that Rusria Lus fitted out several
ves-cls and conferred Letters Of fmsryue upon them.
The stage line from Cheyenne sends their pas
~engcrs from Central City to Deadw0Od On horse.
back.
Infidelity with strict integrity is better for .
community than modern savings bank Christian
ity. seiah.
The ronorous voice Of a mule Is not his most
musical purt; his hind limbs are chuck full Of
-'rhoo hy" music.
ln ten years we predict that the upper Missouri
valley will be successful rival Of Minnesota In
the raising Of wheat.
lf,he labor spent to keep people out Of hell
were spent In getting hell out OF the people, old
lucifcr would be out Of job.
Now is the time to plant monkey wrenehes II
you expect full crop. For few for early use
give monkey green cucumbers.
DR.. Carver. the California rilcist, 10 q marvel
lie shoots uickels thrown in the air with \ Win
chester ride aud seldom misses.
The difference between a model woman and
woman model IL, that one Is u bare possibility
~hiu the other is e naked fact.
Some newspaper correspondents get so In the
habit Of lying that they would rather lie 1T sixty
days than tell the truth for cash.
James Haas. Of Chicogu, has Il con;ra to fur
nisl the British government with 4O.OOO horses.
He has already shipped l4O car loads.
\ unturalizcd Spaniard has sued the Spanish
minister for $l0O,00 for services In dogging the
footsteps Of Don Carlos when In the country.
Judging from the number Of dead animals ly-
ing on the knols about Bismarck We should
think the sausage business was sadly neglected.
Wouldn't it be we'll for our married ladies to
form II come home husband club: Have 1t abOut
four feet long with somc broom brush Oh the end
OF 1t.
To keep warm on cold day women double the
cape und men double the ''horn,' and dOub-
ling the two together makes inland navigation u
success.
president in IU8U. Don't spoil the best supreme
fudge have in hopes Of making him into poor
president.
The difference between typo who sets type
tL.,,.t I, II. hAAn k,1
player is, one muses. his cuffs and the other curs-
e. his muifs.
$. H. Smith, of Strathroy, Canada. has dog
valued At SlOO.OOO. But that'a nothing; there IL
n Bitch over in Spain that has yearly income Of
more that.
When mau is on the rising tide men vie with
EACH other in saying good things Of him: II the
tide turns they will use the same ingenuity to in
Neut lies about him.
Crdur Falls, Iowa. is to have au oat meal mill.
Cedar Rapids, few miles below on the Cedar
river. has had one In successful operation several
years, the first of the kind in the West.
The Bismarck correspondent of the Yankton
Herald seems to like our improved Tribune. We
recommend 1t to him for q regular diet TO sOothc
hi. nerves aud quiet his vivid imaginatione.
The Russian Bear and British Lion are confront
aware of the strength Of his enemy and waiting
for some mistake by which they may profit
Why women like ivy! The more you
ruined the they cling to you. Our devil says
II ought 10 Dc TcFcrseu He tUC uOFC tUcy ClluH 10
you the more you are ruined. Put him out,
Rev DR.. Stephen II. Tying, Sr. preached his
sermon last Sabbath to the congregation
Of st. George, Protestant Episcopal church, New
York, of which he had been rector many years.
In the famished districts in China shops where
human steaks are dealt out are in demand, espec-
ALLY tho veal % Of the ,y young China This Il. The tie
man.
The old maxim, ''be cha.te and yourl be hap
py." is contrndcted by Black Hills man who
was chased ten miles by party Of redskins and
failed to discover any emotion Of happiness ON
the way.
Russia eeeme to be preparing to give British
n scooping. Ii war should be declared,
then johnny B. will know how it il himself, and !
may remember her Alabama contribution to JET
DavsdUm.
The jardinicrc has lately been introduced into |
The queen = drawing room. says Pari. letter. 1t !
- silver basket, glasslined 30 1t holds water I
and Ia Tor carrying bouquets aud worn In front. |
ecwhilikers
The balance of trade with foreign countries in |
Av0r Oi tue uitcd States for the year 1877 was |
ski.OO,0UO. i few years like this would place |
lr where there would be no occasion for commu.
mist agitation.
There is II report in the Hills that one of the
'unard Line Of steamers stranded near Crook !
:ity in the recent gale, and some people believe
I aud wonder why they didn't take the water |
route TO the gold region.
The preachers will, Of course say that the vic.
inns vi the Minneapolis Holocaust were detract-
as the love of their friends from their Hea. emily
'ntn:r 20 he lovingly removed III I'm. Resolutions
re IN order; whci els, &C.
Rumors of portion Of Sitting Bulls band sur
rn,irring. are rife. but shall be 10th to believe
si" they will surrender just as the grass is begin:
hing to start and the most favorable season Of
he year for their operations IL just commencing.
Now people can get gold thny don't want it. U.
!. currency is more convenient and gives better
sii-facI cIion although it is no safer or better now
han when the money sharks forced 1t from ten to
ltccn per cent below gold. We are now just be-
ginning to appreciate q national currency.
The Bear Butte cave is described Us one Of the
'ondcr. of the Bnck Hills country, to which
re attracted on account Of it. beauty. Beautiful
,nis. line crystuliZutions and the ever pretty
are everywhere In profusion.
couple were recently married at Geth.emaine
oockcr. Neither the bride or groom made any
cspon.c during the service, still he good doctor
ronuunccd them man and wife. They were both
raf and dumb. What happy family that will 10.
They say in washington, and think It is re-
roach to their wives, that the best brOi1ed steak
II the city can be had ut a gambling house, Bless
ou' that is no repr0nch to the women; Ihey
'and- 80 drunk that they can't tell The difference
between broiled steak and fried shoe sole.
Dnnbnry News: John P. Moore, New York
millionaire who was robbed Of go 600 in bonds on
.ho ran the thief down with so. We hope Mr.
Moore was thoughtful enough to get y receipt
rom IN the Officers But It i. likely he wasn't He
\ OF too impnlsivc nature to think oft"
The Minneapolis mills are to be Immediately
enuilt 1t was fearful price to pay Tor sdycr-
ising, but 1t has brought into prominent notice
he fact thnt the stronghold of the milling inter-
SITS In this country hns, within few years, jour
,cycd from Western New York to the Falls Of st.
\nthony where. in 1850, their flour for home con-
sumption came from the East.
The strife between the managers of the State
'air at st. Paul and the Minneapolis Fair will
nd"ubtetlly make them both a success. Senator
slain is one of the attractions at Minneapolis and
apt Bagardus the champion wing shot of tho
'orld will hold forth at St. Paul. Now ''Thcr-
intauguc go for DR. Carver who do the same
With rife that Bogardus docs with q shotgun.
kcnkuk Gate City: "A prominent Ft. Madison
,wycr was examining witness In q hog case
ric' before II Justice Of the peace. not far from
hat city, and he insisted very strongly that the
'itncas should tell the court what breed the hog
7 question belonged to. The witness answered
hat he thought 1t "A cross between the board Of
1pervisors and Fort Madison lawyer and after
hat saying was intcrrOgated no more"
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