Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-11-14
Mt u1ltt HunlOr.
Who ever hear,! 4 bed tick?

Who ever heard bed tick?
Deception one cannot see throuxh-A
glass eye.
Young men anl green corn always
''pop'' better when they get over bea4:
green.
Lives of great men all remind ns thst tie
average Captain never feels insul,ed by be-
ing called Colonel.
Some beetles have as many as twenty
| five thousand eyes. The boss never gets
a chance to catch them loafing.
Cooking parties are all the rage in
Paris" says a fashion exchange. Typo
graphical error. evidently. Means cook
ing praties."
Cyrus Card was married the other Gay,
and on his wedding notices We're Ike words
mo cards. But then lie doesn't lnow
what might happen.
IL have great ear, wonderful ear
said conceited musician, in tie course OF
conversation. $50 has a jackass," replied
bystander.
There is a fortune awaiting the man who
invents boomerang bootack which you
can throw at Il cat and have it sail back to
the window if it misses the mark.
Hood. in describing the meeting of
man and lion. said: The man IAN of
with all his might, and the lion with all his
mane.''
Some people maintain that high ha!
doesn't become all men, but it seems to
lis that Il ''stove pipe ought to SCOT every
body.
Now is the time that the vile hies to the
sesshore, and the husband remains at home
to look after the hired girl and things.
The grand and awful difference between
Il tree and a bore is-hurrah w!-.ne
tree leaves in tile spring, and the bore.
why, lie never leaves.
A Frencilman. hoasting Of the invention
OF his own countrynlen. said they invented
the lace r,iil,.s. "Aii. al" said Jcl.u Bali.
land we added shirts to them"
''Mariah! Mariah! please let NE in"
said = man to his wife. who was looking
out of the window watching him trying to
open the door with too.i,rick. "ls!
tread on my key, and it's all aat:enel
out"
A Miss Steers. of Virginia. eloped re
Gently. She exhibited great anxiety to iie
yokel to mate. The funny men will now
heifcr chance to ASK COW she likes it as tar
lis she's got.
An agricultural paper tells How to
lad theIn On tnU iiursi ;.
In China parents do not call their girls
by given names, but By numbers. !. 2. ).
and so on. In that country Young n'sn
doesn't always look Out for No. !" Wit.
out she's rood-looking.
A poem commences. Under the vii.
lows he's lying" He mast be a tramp.
They lie under all sorts Of trees. Cn- "as
discovered lying hinder IN axlc-tree the
other morSing. The owner Of the wagon
made him wi,eel-wri.ht around ana i,,a'e.
Unhappy Victim.-''iou humbuS! |
thought you told me you could extract
teeth without any pain Bland Oper-
ator.-..So did. my dear sir; and can
assure you l did not suffer in the slight
cst.''
| A colored preacher in Norwich a short
time ago gave out the following announce
ment: ..Drothers and sisters. next s,:il-
day, the Lord willing, there will bs baptiz
ing at this place. the candidates being tou'
adults and three addresses"
There are people in this world to whom
the prosperity of others is wormwood ant
gall. They cannot see man 90 into bank
ruptcy and fix up to live comfortable tht
balance OF his days. but they must harrow
up his feelings by telling him about wha
he owes them and trying to prevent ili
discharge.
Candidates are plenty about Reno. "Job
son. my boy cried Hinderspur. shaking
his friend warmly by the hsasl, Mrs. II
tells me that you will soon lie father
"Ye-es." replied Jobson. absen'iy. sub
ject, nf course. to the decision Of the Rene
delegation to the Republican county con
vention."
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