The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-12-26

lJuSI puOlloiiCus Odll ouu lOOh u
them before you purchase elsewhere
No trouble to show our goods.
When told that fat people are un.
healthy don't believe a word of il
two to one the fellow that tells it ha
some of that internal Anti-Fat stuf
for sale. Ask Pussy Beatty if it ain
SO.
Uncle Billy Pence, an old Prebl,
county farmer, but who now lives a
Roam, Ind. informs us that he solo
his hogs at 50 per hundred at thar
place. He got "honest money" fol
them, though.
You lean, lank, lantern-jawed
dried-up, woe-begone, hungry-look.
ing bunch of bones, go into Cap. Viii.
sons Restaurant and get one of hi:
square meals, and when you come out
your friends won't know you.
A medical professor says of tobac.
CO: at is killing more people than
whisky. Particularly the smoking Of
cigarettes is baneful. The arteries
become excited and ruptured by it,
and they often snap in the BRAIN"
Now the country parson dreameth
80 tlo loaofsan -yhan fho aho,;to1Io
nine-tenths of the congregation will
devour a bountiful supper at the ex-
pense of the other one-tenth, and lit
ter the parsonage from bottom to top.
Baltimore, MIDI have used DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup personally and
in my family for two or three years,
and am prepared to say that there is
nothing to compare to it as a remedy
for Coughs, Colds, etc. James Cor
RE, Dentist.
If every subscriber indebted to us
would send one-half the amount. we
would have about $500 in solid cash,
sufficient to pay all u Indebtedness
and have some over. 1t is but little
to each one, while the sum total to us
would be great. Friends, come in
and help us.
Candies, toys, vaces, gift books, no
tons, glassware, toy books, notices,
bibles. queenswa,c, albums, cutelry,
lamps, oranges, rewards, gilt paper,
music, games, autographs, lemons,
nuts, and thousands of other things at
the lowest cash rates at the Cash place
of w. A. Edison.
Our holiday feast has been savored
by the remembrance of our friend
Henry Monosmith, of Genesseo, H.,
who shipped to us Z dozen of Nal
lard and Teale ducks and a pair of
pheasants, a portion of which were
served for a supper at the Restaurant
of-W. w. Jefferson. Here is our Bg,
Henry.
If Mr.. D. F. Morgan, Principal of
the Gettysburg Schools, will send US
his reports at the same time he does
the other papers, we will cheerfully
insert then1 and correctly too, but we
don't want them after they are pub
lished elsewhere and are secondhand.
Besides we couldn't supply him with
the extra copies requested. Recol-
lect this, Mr.. M.
The cold and bleak winds of WIN
ter are now here, and aid societies
are being formed in almost every city
of any proportion in the land. There
is many a poor soul who must in con-
sequence of q long and cold winter,
suffer from the effects of the piercing
elements. 1t is only a matter of char
ity and christianity that those who
are better provided in this worlds
goods, should contribute to assist in
aiding the worthy poor, and we are
glad to note the organization of aid
societies throughout the land.
A regular thoroughbred Kansas
grasshopper they say viii eat up a
pump handle. That's nothing a mort
gage will eat up the entire pump, and
then go across the street and eat up
the piano, step out in the yard eat up
the orchard, trees and all, and wind
up finally by eating up the house in
spite of lightning rods. A grasshop-
per when it comes to eating on a
wager, is not a circumstance to an
able-bodied mortgage when it takes
a notion to crafty its appetite.
The friends of our High Schools.
who were present at the anti-vacation
exercises on Friday last, enjoyed q
very pleasant hour. 1t is only to be
regretted that more of those who
ought to be interested in the schools
were not present. Miss Iurd, who
has so ably and satisfactorily filled
the vacancy caused by the resignation
of Miss Alderman, as Principal Of the
High School, was unfortunately disa'
bled from taking part in the exercis'
es by severe cold and sore throat
Superintendent Brown acted as mas
ter of ceremonies. The programme
consisted of songs and essays, as fol.
lows:
L. Song and chorus, by the school
led by Miss Lizzie Larsh at the organ
2. Essay--"Retrospection," by Miss
Reynolds.
3. Song-"Gathering Home" Miss
es Larsh, Whitridge, Reynolds, and
Denver Brown.
4. Essay-(title forgotten) Mis-:
Lola Berry.
5. Solo-Miss Edith Whitrilge.