Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-01-11
llun,Or.

The New Work brewers are hopping
mad at the enforcement Of the excise
laws.
The cable tells us that five hundred
cotton operatives recently struck in
England. This must be case of cot.
ton batting,
See, Mamma :" eNcaimcda HttlOonc,
as puSs with archmg and elevated rud
der, stmttlng around the table "scr,
klttN's eat So much she can't shut hcy
tail down,
Professor" In ono evening counted
tWcntS.SeScu mctcors sitting ON my vi
azza Class CNprCSSrS great astonish
ment at the Sociahlc character of hcav
eulv bodice
Mariah Marah please slcl me
IN said man "a his Wife. who was
looking ont ol the window Watching him
trying g open tho door with tooth.
plck lsh tread On my key, and itsh
all tlattencd out,
The coolest storm wave of the season
was experienced 10y Young man from
Syracuse who escorted an East Rome
gf homo Sunday night, and was dc
tccted hy her father Just us he MAS put
ting his mustAChc whcrv il would do her
the most good Rome Scntiael.
Whenn girl gets mad and rises from
n follows knee, says mn exchange, " hut
thinks better o( it and goes back again.
that's Mha, they call relapse" And
here we have been working for dear life
TO keep oil relapse under the impress
Son that Il was some way related e.
cholera morhlls, Rome S,ntacl.
Ono Of the most versatile ladies
that ever graccd the Dcadwood stage,
has packed her kit, lii out from the
land of the howlmg wilderness" and is
en- route for Chicago, where she will
"chaM scenery and 'whnop il up ON
old Tcrpsehore, so states n personal
N the Black Hills Champion, which Ia
ments her Departure
Roll on, silver moon, Marhlrd 4
youth beneath the window Of his loved
one, when the queen Of his thought,
softly raised the sash aud murmurcd
You had better roll ON something bet
ter tlmn umcty-tWo cent moon, vii
liam, II Sau expect to yet up To IN ho
IS hard money, he is, The window Aid
down, and the donoralzcd SILVER Bill
slid oli, coming cNcclutions III the Bland
atmosphere com, BHiictta
4 Digger" from California, cuogiS
ing the climate says There : noun
tain there = the Sawyer Nuvadny they
call it with valley ON each side of it
the one hot, and tothcr cold We'll
Git on the top Of that mountain with
douhle.harrelcd gun, and You can, with
ont moyin' kill cithcrsummor or winter
game, Jest as YOU will What have
you ever tried it2' Tried il often
and should have done pretty well but
FOR one thing" Wei, what wns Tint q
Il wanted dog that monid stand both
climates. The last dog had ftose eli hio
tdi while 'pinlm on the summer side
He didn't get entirely ont Of the winter
side. You see,
lis the dulcct voice Of fair Colorado
girl speaking 10 her noble brother, who
has been ont all night Nixy Rocks,
that stills too thin you see ! nm up to
snuIl'; You bet I'm on 10 the boys now
and you might as we'll cheese your
racket about staying up with sick
friend. ! heard about your drinking
three straights and whisky sour At
Bill Ryes saloon and then went down
70 Old Boubon's place md give him
the finger for II blue blazer and hot
rum punch. When you we're playing
fiftecn.baII pool with Ike Smith, didn't
you get stuck for six straight games
and the drinks and stand him of
| for the whole business2 oh but
you're u stavcr, and the first thing you
know you Will have bad ease Of the
jims, and then everybody about town
viii fay you were 4 pretty good fellow
but too much of Il Kid TO run with thor
oughhrcd5.