Connecticut western news., 1878-07-18
WIT AND WISDOM.

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 WIT AND WISDOM. '9' ,'.I, 4Pa ia
 There is no humble bee but can be distinguished when you sit down on
 him. ..4 .... =. ay.a. .s s. sg su5Gt
 Don't laugh too much ]. it's only the cog-wheel that can always afford to show it's teeth. -A t''.t .-A'.2t BOON eia '.'ssg
 IA bad marriage is like, an electric machine--it makes you dance, but you
 can't let go. , . r...l.z 9iiii 9ds
 The fishing is excellent in the Adj
 rondacks, and there are 250, 900 mosqui- toes to one fish. ....| ... .. srlt,.-ur!ggp
 -" Revolution, says an editor, with
 vehemence and a judicious use of type,
 Revolution leads to Arnica r, ,'o V5nss1
 ~--"I It is no credit to be right where 1t
 would be inexcusable to be wrong,'S has
 been life motto with Bismarck.W ..saa
 A man is taller in the morning than
 at night by half an inch or more, owing
 to the relaxation of the cartridges during
 the day. .og la2na eg.i q andi v, h.sa | As they passed a gentleman whose optics were terribly on the bias, little
 Dot murmured '" Ma, he's got one eye
 that don't go." i.al ,oH gnH yab odi ], 1a | Four things are previously empty-- "a head without brains,3. a wit without 1 Judgment, a heart without honestysia
 purse without money s% .s'sgS,l ,eal, 4,ds ads
 ---"I wish to be friend to the friend
 less, father to the fatherless, 3 widow
 to the widowless, said @ gushing young
 speaker at a recent meeting. atTaGl sag
 ---"'What is faith ?" asked a school,
 teacher of a boy scholar, He belonged l to a base ball nine, and replied, " Bet
 ting on a left-handed pitcher 2 od, ,TtiIny
 An exchange prints .' Remedy for Hard Times. " It is simply to go to work and save money. It is a marvel that this was not thought of several years ago.u oat. l In some countries a broken-downa front gate produced in court is all the evidence girl heads to ensure a favora-i9 ble verdict in breach of promise case
 Each of Brigham Young's heirs will E get $2l ,000 if they get anything. Ahnn- 10 dred and fifty children tear pretty big ii hole in the estate of the most proyident man. .,'- ' ,....,',' IqnnG, lo y4sHsas | A boy with patch on his knee can 't,, y, be hired to go on an errand to ths nextul house, but he will follow @ band all over, p. 9l town and never realize that. he isn't N r E"ET T H.sgtd
 When bridegroom finds all the clothes he owns in the world hung one, over the other on a hook behind then pantry door, he realizes for the first sg time that the honeymoon is over. b3aaof bc
 -"Oh yes," she said, < I'm very fondyo of little boys ;" and as she tripped on a9il string stretched across the pavement, she added, !" I feel as though I could eat, ~, acouple of 'en this minute, raw lo ss8s1ai 'ou- Chief Joseph declines the propo- Y :, sition to send twelve of his young braves, a to college. He fears that at college theyso will learn to fight and shoot at 1sophosT mores and thus become bloodthifsty. a9dai |rar--A beauty who went to be photoea graphed at 8 seaside resort, after taking" her seat in the chair of torture, was thus N addressed by the insinuating operator :, "Now, miss, you look at me as if was {, your young man, and you'd met me un-,d expected" osaa s.o }a 'aan sai e1i7l
 "A minister going to visit one of his oi sick parishioners, asked him how he restae ed during the night. "Oh, wondrously yior i'll, sir" he replied, s'for mine eyes have atA not come together these three ,nights, ~ 's,H ,, "What is the reason of that pp said the " other. "Alas, sir P said he, "because 'h my nose was betwixt them" I 70 r3iA'
 A young man on being asked by
 his sweetheart why the continued flow of so many rivers into the sea did not i'll 0 up the sea and make itrun over, replied, ui "Why, it's the sponges, my dear" 7 "What have the sponges to do with it she asked. To which he responded ,ub Why, the seq is full of sponges, wayne down at the bottom, and they suck up
 the water-don't you see ?".,i hgDsas sl QUO,
 An Irish bricklayer was one day brought to the Edinburgh Infrmary ', severly injured by fall from house. ], top. The medical man in attendance ii asked the sufferer at what time the ac- s' cident had occurred. ss Two o'clock, yer z honor" was the reply. On being asked ntl how he came to fix the hour so, aeeurate- 4 ly, he answered s' Because I saw ,ths'sl people at dinner through window as IT 2 was coming down" ,,,, s5 e.N, h,,,, ,i' sis9 2 -" arose at six o'clock this mornins,R I and see what I found in taking walk on 2 . the highway" said the fond father, dis i, playing silver dollar "is that not g <, proof of the advisabiity of early rising pl' "No," replied the son. "And why n not ?" asked the father, just as people J always do in fables and Sunday -echo6l7g stories. Because the fellow who lost 9 it." boldly replied the son, "got up too < early for his own good" avaa yqoT :, l t.af F.g 'aso57 odI ja- A laborer' named Mistlebrook d t 7