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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1878-01-22

EHMC ana RcvOlvers. illustrated Price
MOl1 List FREQ. Greet Testorn Gun U'0yks
Plttsburg, Pa. '''""'
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NEW ADVERTISER iNri

RI \ TTV PIANO, ORGAS best. cw"Look
DE y startl:ngl Srrl Organs. I2!
Slops,S55 Pianos only S'aD, cost $3.50 Circulars
1rec. DANIEL Il. BEATTY, Washington, n. j.
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Ok STYLES OF CARDS, iOc., or % New Year
Nassau, New York ." 'o''
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~ EaA En Nn III hMMOIII out 1T to cvrryboiy
Ex1 Mg Hn IL, Stcm-w1ndcr Watch free with
Ea w he, guaranteed M CRUNEGI II :
CO., PhiladciphIa,pa., Or Milwaukee,, Wisconsin
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FALL AND WINTER GOODS,

Including Millinery AMI Fancy Goods in
ali the latest styles ana novelties of the
season, such as are generally found in II
iirst-clss Millinery establishment. Fan
cy and staple Dry Goods, Il beautiful
stock of newest styles Of Dress Goods
Sutton and
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TRIMMINGS.

Aiull assortment Of brown and blca"hcd
Mnslins, poplins, Caicocs, Ginghans,
Gents Goods, Notions, Corscts, Gloves.
Hosiery, Hnstlcs, Skirts. Shawls, Cloaks, &c.
Mems and Boys Hats. Boots and Shoes
for Gents and Boys, Shoes and Caters
for Ladies', Misses and Children.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
Why tho Rev. Or, Nudge Stopped
His Paper,

Some years ago when the wIller
was a reporter upon an Eastern paper
II deyolyed on him 10 write for The
same edition an account OF the preseh'
tauon OF gold headed cane 10 the
Rev, DR., Nudge, the clergyman OF
tho place, and description Of q new
hog'kIlllng machine that had just
been put In operation at tho factory
Now, what made the Rev DIR, Nudge
mad was The ineonslderate bucca
nser who made up the form got the
two locals mixed In u irghtill man-
mel, aud when We went 10 press, some
thing like this was the appalling TO-
suit
"Some Of the Rev, Mudges friends
called on him yesterday and after u
brief consultation the unsuspeetins
hog was seized By the hind legs and
slid along the beam until he reached
the hot water tank. Ills friends ex'
planned the Object Of their visit aud
presented Mm with u handsome gold
headed butcher who grabbed lin by
the tail, aud swung HIM around, aud
in less than y minute the carcass was
IN the water Thercupon he came
forward anG said there were tines
when the feeling oyerpowered one
aud for that reason he would not do
more than attempt TO thank those
around him for the manner IN when
30 huge an animal Was cut IN irag
ments was astonishing, The do0lof
concluded his remarks, the machine
seized him, aud, in less than IL takes
to write it, the hog was cut Into rag
ments aud worked into delicious saus
age. The occas on will be remember
ed by the doctors friends as one OF
tie most delightful Of their lives The
best pieces can be obtained for iii'ser
cents per pound, and we are sure thos'
who sat under his ministry will rejoice
to hear that he hos been SO handsome
ly treated"
Mad Well, about nine O'Clock
that morning the office had been aban
doned by every man but the adverlls
ing clerk, and he ascenced to the roo
and robed himsel, in boiler iron, sc
that he could see the clergyman tear
lug around down in the street with
his congregation, all wearing the pan
oply of war, and carrying butcher
knives and things. The next day We
apologized, but the doctor s'oppee
his Subscription. Indianapolis Times
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20

The best way to indncc sleep ID to
shut your eyes and think ofnothing An
old man told his munster that he did
this one sunday morning while he was
preaching, and it worked admirably
The minister asked him why he did
not think of the slrmon, and the old
man replied naivcly that that was just
wha, he was thinking about, aud that
il was so near to nothing that the diff
ference could not be perceived, aud so
he dropped of into 4 quiet and refresh.
ING slumber.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
a.tonisIinw Success,

1t Is the duty of every person who
has used Boschee's German Syrup to
let its wonderful qualities be known
to their friends in cu,ing Consump.
ton, severe Coughs, Group, Asthma,
Pneumonia, and in fact all throat and
and lung diseases. No person can
use it without immediate relief. Three
doses will relieve any case, and we
consider it the duty of ali Druggists
to recommend it to the poor dying
consumptive, at least to try one bot
tie. as 10000 dozen bottles were sold
last year, and no one case where it
failed was reported. Such a medi.
cine as the German Syrup cannot be
too widely known. Ask your Drug
gist about it. Sample Bottles to try
sold at 10 cents. Regular size IS
cents. For Sale by o. G. Kimball,
Druggist, Woodstock, Vt.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20

The Widow Van Colt rccchtly alluded
to hob Ingersoll ~ "poor barking dog
aud 80 wicked blasphemcr'" Thcreupon
Bob wrote her the following letters "MrS
Van Cott Ny dear Madame were you
constrained by the love of Christ to call q
man who has never injured you "a poor,
barking dog'S Did you make this remark
On Christian, or rs q lady 7 Did you
say these words to illustrate In some faint
degree the refining Influence upon women
of the religion you preach What would
you think of me II should retoil, using
your language 2 have the honor to re-
main, yours truly,
ar, g.. lngcsoll,"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
New Cure for DiSease-..Read this,
il may Save Your life.

Disease should try the new and wonderfully
successful treatment of the ALBION MEDICAL
INSTITUTION of Saratoga Springs. N. Y. No
fees are charged until a cure is effected; and
any person who is unable to visit the Institu-
ton can procure prescription for trial, free
of charge, by forwarding statement of the
case. All manner of Long standing Diseases
are cured, no matter if other Physicians have
failed such as Liver and Kidney Complaints,
Dyspepsia, Spinal Weakness, and Female Dis
eases Of the worst form. Scrofulous Eruptions,
&C.; Nervous Debility, Vital Weakness or
Depresson-a weak exhausted and gloomy
feeling, no energy or courage-the result Of
mental overwork. excuses or indiscretons, dci
Address with stamp for reply,
DR.. o. GAGE d CO.,
ALBION MEDICAL INSTITUTION,
Saratoga Springs, N. Y.
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TArrsviLLE, y
MI ARCHIBALD
Sou1u woopsTocK, Oct. II, 1873,

MOUTH W Dpbbip'hi 'Nb ~ '''"'
Mn, +, 4. ARCHIBALD
Dear Sir.-You viii undoubtedly he
surprised at receiving q mlssivc from me,
but wish to let you know how well we
are pleased with the work you did for u.s.
1 Intended to have called on you before
leaving for Massachusetts,, last August,
but was unable TO do so.
About the last Of August mother and
myself walked up 10 the yard, that she
might see the stone before we left. She
was very much pleased with II. In style
of execution, design and quality OF mar
bic, II Is rs good rs any $40 stone ! ever
saw, which think Is saying a good deal,
but not too much. want TO thank you for
the handsome manner In which you fnl-
filled your contract, and the eSacincss
with which you followed my directions,
which you rccollcct were quite minute
Yours, &C., FRANCIS II, DREW.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
Employment for Women.

The subject OF the employment OF
women is as vital to the rich as to the
poor Mr.. Emersou's remark with
regard to the regulation of the body
holds equally for the soul-he who Is
rich, and would be well, let him live
as il he were poor. We talk OF the
lazy poor because they are burden
TO the community are not the lazy
rich, after all, the rottenness at the
core ? Every woman, from the
Queen on the throne to the little Pip
pa who passes every day to the fila.
,ure, has her work to do, and is re.
spousiblc for the due performance OF
it. All service ranks the same with
God. All are servants equally in His
sight"
What picture would the life OF the
average woman of Fifth Avenue or
Beacon Street present to us if we
should lay it down without exaggera-
ton on paper! Her school.days over,
it is her habit TO walk into the break
fast-room at nine o'clock, just from
her bed, her front hair twisted over
pins or bits of silk. She lounges,
reading the newspaper, chatting with
others as purposeless as herself, warm.
ing her feet or gazing out of the VIM
dow, until eleven then she retires TO
arrange her toilet for the evening, or,
perhaps to examine clean clothes from
the wash, or perform some other
household duty-duties not to be
omitted, but which the economical
woman Zone who has learned the val
lie of time) would have completed be-
fore the day began then she dresses
for afternoon calls, and, list IN hand
descends to the lunch table. Here
nearly another hour fades away before
she begins her afternoon round, fit
ting from house to house, cheertully
chatting OF the ,Maughraun, Nilsson
Kellogg of every thing, in short, which
concerns the shows of life, but careful
as one walking over pitfalls to avoit
every subject OF vital interest either
to herself or others. Then, the visits
ordlive ended, she hurrles. home in sea
son to dress tor dinner, and 60 some
where afterward, as if to exhaust tt
the last drop her own vital strength
and the hours of the day. This littl'
record is not overdrawn. Will
certain notifications, this is the sub
stance of the life of wives and daugh
tets of well.to.do merchants in GU
cities. These days are varied by Ger
tain mornings given 10 music ant
others to painting. But how small
the average Of those who achieve an!
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
Haron Munchausen Outdone.

A writer IN Ncp Dominion Monthly
for March, writing up Newfoundland
history, past aud present, (by the way
an excellent paper) gives the follow
Ing, BY an sold setlleri'
'When the face Of nature was clothed
with snow In December QIOD two men, or
the name Of Lacy aud ConnoFs, went Into
the woods 10 cut wood, II froze 30 strong
That clcles were formed by the water that
dropped from the eyes aud nose Lacy
was bending his head down near 10 the
stick which Connors was cutting unhapl'
~ the axe missed tho stick, struck the ffoz'
on snow, aud rcbouEded, fatally hitting
Lacy's neck, aud seyering his head from
his body, hut Counors Immediately laid
hold Of the docapitatcd head, placed II on
the body again, which frozc, aud united
the body and head, aud for the present
saved Laey's life, After this Lacy ana
Connors carried their wood to stJohn's'
Unfortunately Lacy went into u warm
room where there was n good fire, aud
while hc was relating the narrow escape
he had from death IN the morning, he
stopped over the fire to take some fish out
of u kettle which was boiling, In per-
forming this Office, his head fell of from
the body(thc warmth having hd'eed his
neck), and fell into the pot and his trunk
tumbcd backwards on the floor, aud both
persisted at the same moment, So much
for the death of Master Lacy Gus told by
his brother),"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20

The other evening he came home
with the air of a man bent on bust
ness, and, after throwing of his hat
and coat, deliberately produced u brace
Of pistols, and clapped them down on
the table HIS wife gave little shrek,
and started toward the door, but he
spoke to her gently, saying =
"Don't be alarmed, my dear. The gas
mans coming to inspect the meters to-
morrow morning, and | thought I'd be
prepared"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
A Word to Clergymen.

FRIEND, stop that cough Do not neglect
a Common Cold even for II day. II may END
in Consumption and death, REV., n. H.
Downs ELiyE has cured thousands, both
old and young; and it will cure you, if taken
freely an in season. This ELIXIR has been
before the American people FohTi-siN
YEARS, and has never failed to give rcliei to
all who have used it. 1t has won its way by
ACTUAL SERVICE, until il has become house
hold friend IN thousands of our best iami!ics.
Regular physicians use and recommends H. IT,
Clergymen and public speakers are its best
patrons. Railroad Employees, much exposed
TO colds, coughs, ETC., should always use It,
Farmers, Lawyers, Merchants and everybody,
old and Young. speak highly in its praise.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20

ARE FARMERS WoRsE OFF THAN
BEFORE THE WAR; am getting, Oh
an average, one.quarter more Tor my
farm produce than before the war |;
and, hay being the most important ar
ticle that ! sell, the advance on prices
Of farm produce is really more than
this. On the other hand, taking all
things into consideration, the same
quantity of goods bought ot the store
costs no more now than before the
war. So that, il farmers live as eco
nomically as before the war, their net
profits would be twenty five per cent.
more than they were twenty years
ago. know that most OF III have
fallen into some habits Of eXtrava.
gance fostercd by war, and q depreci.
ated currency but, notwithstanding
this, | am satisfied that those farmers
who ale properly managing their
farms in much better condition than
we were a quarter OF q century ago
OF course it is unfair to compare prices
and conditions with those that existed
during the flush times OF the war,
brought about by the withdrawal Of q
million Of men from productive pur-
suits, and the numerous purchases OF
government on borrowed money.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
Lebanon. n. II. March 81, 1874

Mn. ARCHIBALD Dear ,Sir--MrS.
Seayer writes that she inspected the
stones and is very much pleased with
them that she thinks them very hand
some and perfectly done. Please accept
my thanks for fulfilling my order with
such neatness and dispatch as judge you
have from Mrs. Sewers report Mrs.
Col. r. o. Seavcr.)
Yours Respectfully,
Miss BELLE CUTTING.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
A Remedy that Never Fails.

HENRY & JoMNsoN's ARNIcA AND OIL LIN
lMENT is an external remedy for man or
beast, for curing Wounds. Sprans, strains,
Sores, Cuts, Bruises, Burns and Ulcers OF
every kind. including Skin Diseases general,
ly; and while its application is harmless and
never painful. its effects arc most wonderful:
As u FAMILY IMMINENT it meets tho wants OF
every household. Warranted to satisfy all
who use it,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
NORTHERN RAILROAD

NORTHERN nAILhDAD
1871, SUMMER ARRANGEMENT, lNl
IA aud after Jgly 0, 1877, Passenger Train
" viii rug ~ flllCss i....,,,,
UPWARD TRAINS,
Day E4nress Train Leaves Concord ~ 900
AM and Accommodation Train a. 1910
A,n'lur White iiiyer junction, connection
ilh train Tor Well iiiyer, st. JolHsbnry,
watou, Newport, Willoughoy anl Magog
liakes, Slanstead, Quebec, bath, LlttletOn,
Ll.anCaster aud tho White aud franeOn
Mountains, AlsO, withtraIns for Mont
pelcr, Mansfield Mountain, burlington, 81,
AlbaLs, Houses Point, Montreal, Ogdens
burgh, and the West,
AoooHMopATIoS TRAIS leaves Concord ~
$50 =, NJ for White River JuncIlon& Bristol
EygSISG ESrnHss IHAIS leaves Concord
at Hij y, ", for White River Junction, eou
Meeting with trains Tor Montpelier, lurling
ton, ~, Adams, Houses Point, Montreal,
Oglonshurgh, aud the West, aud with Wood,
stock Il, IL, Tor Quechee. Woodstock, etc,
cor on arrival oil trains from iiostR, Woor'
eesler, Portsmouth, Portland, sc.
DOWNWARD TRAINS
tMORSISC EXFRras TRAISleayes White
River Junction for Concord at Loo A. o. on
arrival Of trains from Ogden'burgh aud Mon
treal, This train il run TO boston on Sunday,
ACCOMMODATIONS TRAIN leaves White H..
Junction for Concord ut 600 4, n,
tBRIsToL TRAIN leaves BRISTOL for Concord
at 100 \, NJ, aud Franklin At O,05 \, II,
rMAIL TRAIN leaves White River junction
for Concord Ut ~ w., or on arrival OF
trains over the Vermont Genital, faSsump,lc,
aud White Mountains Railroads.
DAY EXPRESS TRAN leaves White RIVER
junction at 40 y, NJ, or on Arrival OF trains
from Montreal aud Ogdcnsburgh, Brattlo'
b0ro, kccne, Bellows Falls, Windsor, &C.,
connecting at Concord with train for Man
chester, Nashua, Lowell aad boston,
tTheso trains connect ut Concord with
trains Tor Manchester, Lawrence, Ports
mouth, Portland. Nashua, Worcester, New
York, Low ell, and Boston.
GEO. Il. TODD, Sups,
Concord. y. liz July o. 1877.
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ITO Con S11mDtiveS.

The advertiser, having been permanently
cured of that dread disease, Consumption, by
a simple remedy, is anxious to make known
to his fellow sufferers the means OF cure
To all who desire it, he will send copy of
prescription used, Gree of charged, with the
directions for preparing and using the same,
which they will find a SURE CURE for Con-
SUMPTION Asthma, Bronchitis, &c. -,
Parties wishing the prescription will please
address, Rev. Il. A. WILSON,
l74lm6] 1874 Penn St.. Williamsburgh ~. Y
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
Don't Worry About Yourself,


10 retain " recover health, persons
should be relieved from anxiety con
eernlng disease The miad has power
over tho body-ior a person TO THINK
he las q disease will often produce
that disease, This We sec effected when
the mind Is intensely concentrated ap
on lhedisease ofapolher, Wehaye seen
q person sea-slck ~ anticipation Of q
voyage, before reaching the yesSel'-
We have know people 10 die Of cancer
in tho stomach. or auy other mortal
disease, 4 blind'lplded man slightly
prIeked ia tho arm, las tainted aad
died rom believing no vas bleeding 10
death, Therefore, PERSONS, to
remain well, should DO cheerful and
happy aud sick persons should have
their MUD diverted rs much as posi-
bic, Its by their faith that they de
As q man lhlakelh, 20 Ia he, II he
will, not TO lie, 10 eau often live IN
spite Of disease aud, ii he has little or
no attachment 10 life, he will slip
away ~ easily rs u child will tall asleep,
Men live by their minds rs well rs
BY their bodies, Their bodies
have no lie Of themselves they ARE
only reoeplaoles ot IIle-tc 'eme0ts
for their minds, aud tho will has
much to do In continuing tn physical
occupancy ~ giving II up
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p m lie S e!

l will mail (Free) the recipe for preparing
u simple VEGETARRE BALM that will remove
TAN, FRECKLES, PIMPLES, and BLoTcH-
rs, leaving the skin soft, clear and beautiful !;
also instructions for producing luxuriant
growth of hair OF bald head or smooth face.
Address Ben. Vandelf 4 Co.. Box 5l2l Mop
Wooster ST., n. y
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20

A man who does business on Church
street, was yesterday button holed at
the Post Office by an acquaintance,
who observed:
"They say that you have left the
Church and joined the one over on -
street.
eyes that's 50, was the answer.
didn't like the preaching, eh ?"
ooh, the preaching was good
enough, and the pew rent wasn't too
high, but they ave a queer set up there
Most any Of them will lend $40 if he's
pinched, but it isn't three days before
they'come spooking around and want it
back. l want to get somewhere where
the brethren are more absent minded I,
or where they won't walk a mile in a
heavy rain with an umbrella to remind
me that times up"
"And you like it ?"
81 think l shall. / borrowed Sl5
Of member nearly three weeks ago,
and he hasn't said anything about it
yet. "--DetoH Free Press.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20

Two Irishmen were proceeding 10
company to aJail-yard to witness an
execution, when one said to the other
81 say, Pat, where wud yez be if the
hangman had his dues?' "Begorra,"
said Pat, I'd jist be walkin' down
this sthreet alone"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20

COLD II s.: i:
MT ~ Great chance to make
gold you can get green
III backs. We need Il per.
son in every town to take
est, cheapest and best H.
Illustrated family publication in the world
ANY one can become successful agent. The
most elegant works of art given TO subscrib.
ers. The price is so low that almost every
body subscribes. One agent reports making
over $3.50 q week. a lady agent report tax,
ing over 400 subscribers in ten days All
who engage make money fast. You can de-
vote all your time to the business, or only
your spare time. You need not be away
from home over night. You can 10 it as well
as others. Full particulars, directions and
terms free. Elegant and expensive Outfit
free Ifyou want profitable work send us
your address at once. 1t costs nothing to
try the business. No one who engages fail
to make great pay. Address "The Peoples
Journal," Portland, Maine.
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Woodstock, January 80, 1878.

W , wv H0'O'
Mr.. +. =. ARCHIBALD: Dear &r-The
headstones that you placed at the grave
of my father and mother were perfectly
satisfactory to myself and to all concern
ed. The work was in every part done
with refined taste and good degree OF
artistic skill
Very respectfully yours,
HOSEA DOTON.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
PoNrRET, VI, Sept. 9, 1877.

MIR, NNCIIIBALDI
Sir Please allow me to express to
you hearty thanks for the work you have
lately done for me. Particularly for the
increased expense you were to In improv-
ing the design, The monument presents
a neat and workmanlikc appearance, aud
Is more than contracted for.
Truly yours,
MOSES PAINE.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
Have You Yellow Eyes I?

Bakers Mandrake Bitters will certainly
cure yon. IT. you have any Liver difficulty,
indigestion, constipation, pain in the right
side, try these bitters at once, and see how
much good you Gun receive for 25cts. lS39y
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
Bridacwatcr, w., Aug. 8, 1874.

Bridgewater, W., Aug. ., I614.
Mr.. +. p. ARCHIBALD Dear Sri
write to tell you, the lleadstonc you made
and set for our daughter, Is n perfect
gem, everything is fully equal to the
representation, and done with nealness
and dispatch. Yours truly,
A. j. WHITMAN.
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Dr;dyn,yoter July 06. 1871

BridgcWAter, July 70, 1910.
Mr.. ARCHIBALD: SW-We received a
note from you saying that you would like
to know If that stone was all right we
went up to see it yesterday and think 1t IS
all right and like it very much.
Ii. j. SoUTHGATE.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20
Errors of Youth.

A GENTLEMAN who suffered for years
from Nervous Debility, Premature Decay,
and all the effects of youthful indiscretion
will, for the sake of suffering humanity. send
free To all who need it. the recipe and direc-
ton Tor making the simple remedy by which
he was cured. Sufferers wishing to profit by
the advertisers experience can do SO by ad-
dressing in perfect confidence. l793m6]
JOHN b. OGDEN. AZ Cedar St., New York.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1878-03-20

An editor is mule whose biZiness-
is to investigate a muse paper. He
writes editorials, grinds out poetry,
inserts deths and weddings, sorts man
uscripts, keeps waste basket, blows.
up the "devll," steals matter, fites
other peoples battles, sells hlz paper
for a dollar and fifty cents year
takes white beans and apple sass for
pay, when he can get it, raises large
family, works 10 hours out of "a, noze
no Sunday, gifts damned by everybody,
and occasionally whipt bi sumbody,
lives poor, dies middel aged and often
broken-hearted, leaves no munney, is
rewarded for q life of toll bi a short but
free obituary puff in the newspapers.
Il Josh Billings.
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Men or Women

Wanting IN Good Business foi the
Winter will enclose "a Dime by mail
and full information will be sent by d. l..
GUERNSEY, Pub, Concord, n. H.