The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1878-12-26


nov Pieasant IL Is 10 see otner people
atiTeiv n,iserable Vii ro,cb iess ~
-
IA1hAci from a romance: WIN
one nanu ne nelu her oeautlIuI neao
ABOVE 1Ie Gnilling waves, anu Win 1ne
49, ~ ~
ACCORDING TO New YORK paper
" lager beer doesn't intoxicate. 1t is
the quantity that some men carry that
weighs them down."
Coal dealers prefer Newfoundland
dogs to any other breed. They weigh
more, and they sit quietly on the cart
while the load is on the scales
THE plain and wholesome things of life
are its greatest blessings. We are taught
to pray, not for luxuries or dainties, but
for daily bread.
JUST as the State is emerging from an
unparalIeled season of business depression
a New london man threatens to publish
a poem six hundred pages in length
Danburu Neacs.
The expression of a boys face at the
end of straw that lacks two inches of
reaching the cider in barrel, is sup
posed to be the model that the artist
selected in the delineation of Adam leav-
ing Paradise,
A LITTLE bow was shown the pictures
of the martyrs thrown to the lions. He
startled his friends by shouting: "Mai
o ma! Just look at that poor little lion
way behind there. He won't get any"
LAST winter Dr Saclett of Chester
Conn. made a. violin of two thousand
and fifty pieces of wood. We always
thought there should be two thousand
and fifty pieces in most OF the tiddles we
ever listened to.-Burlington Haa0keye.
THE New York Rero1d NAV have
meant somatb;na vben II said uNo
blame should atfacb to medical students
| Who nrovide themselves with bodies for
dissection. They will more than replace
| them when they begin to practice"
| A GERMAN telling the story of his
| comnoigns r;yas tbe foIIoving interest
;no ten. 7tIn tbis hattie we lost the
hro1o Con+o;n Sobu1+1 cannon boH
TO- "a AT r. haod HI 1os4s 1TorJs voro
sRurU GSn vi m,o On e tha snot where TP faiI
| NY ~ ~, r.
DAvID oHEPHEKD PROMISED 70 marry
senior. on condition that she would re-
Ieosa him from, q debt of s15O for hoard.
h,s+ | he 70 rafnsed after Getting a receinted
put ne leluseu, alIel getllhg d lp Lecel9'ee 81
u,n, rn,,;le anu BIG LAS S'ou LIN i0i 'ie''en u
pronise
PARIsIAN beggars have become so au.
dacious since the Exhibition that one OF
the fraternity the other day, on recelv, Nv
my my iIonl r peneseo ;14aI-o ' tLnasta,oa ' ~
naI nali 1tanI 10 uy nsA, ~ .h ~ a1;on e +ho
manu- Ille uonol otet W lhe Poiloe Il ''io
COLI WAS ho' ihhnleoia'eiy eh"hseu
A MAN in Lexington, Va, mailed
letter to fictitious name In Japan, with
a request that 1t be returned II not called
for, and started 1t by way OF the Atlantic;
nls opJec1 was W se9 nom IIns T. +. "ou 49,
oe IL going aIoune Sno Tollu 80
oacH Wy sne way 53r. VI 0"n : "''o''' - ''7'
ohe nuiuiou uAy'
ABNER HOLMES disappeared from
Milton, Mass, and MS Irlenes 1eareo
that ne hao peen inuruefeu Ior the
, money tnat ne was known 10 nave car
RED. Inc WOODS ana streams In t1e
, vicinity were searcIeu ioi n;s 10y
/ G. Suin ne ouJ ho en ia ,roriod for him dnriny
/ bic W;fa,s illness
LIS Wv . -lii- H.
7 =. a RADICAL, neaUeo oy coPious :sMoa Ma
: tlons, was meTrLly % H slngns lne Ia
!, | o., e-:o.l 70 W.,
: progIlum ASKS % ,,
e ought 70 say opProoriuM. IeNv Anem
!, lts oPproprl9m IN ,ne o3ok' guI plelei
e oPProgrIul. a,, ~ Du. "na1 ouea Up
: nnrassos NV tbouobt moro clearly
j j o-1oo 80.
"A GENTLEMAN III NeM OiloaAS "or
], | apreeably surprised to lind plump
: +DrJa., uorvod nv, for bis dinner and in.
1uiAoy 9oi toU uP Aot nAH
q Qulred OF MS ServanGnOW1IW IL was ODUalneu
v II Whv siro reDlied SambO. "dat
= L.4:~.,. -, -. fo,.o
y turkey has peen IousIdnS on Jul Aon'
|. tree nights. so dis morning l. SEIZE
him for de- rent oh de fence :"
:: W AVA N w
ls A CITIZEN from one of the South Ses
-. tL :; ,r5 volcano
+ lsIaHus, "nere Inolo 10 niuu
~ where the people navigate the streets IL
n boo+s orrived in RcckIand last week
n uuo'o' "iaA'S IL
Is ING yoIinI! liont at.1It .uS of Ior,o +hot
D. iehllnueu 1 I'm ~ s.,o' LH ~ - n AZ e.
,r ne mas aneIl1u J go W nd - 80 soa+ in dent%
,t ; Iime nI nau aoft e 6;s nat;ra ;s1e PocEIpn,
IN 1lnv Gour;er nc 'i' -ii' ''- ~ ''-O
lie 1,.,,.,
w 1T ia not true that Bertha Won f1llIerl