Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-01-04
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luV duNSC WIS NhllSCu 10 commit Harry
Carry, Boston PoH.
AZ last accounts the new WASHINGTON
daily still lived. There is something
very SmSnlarahout this Rochester Dem.
N4ut
What is that which takes two 70 make.
Is eagerly sought after and is vet moth
ing after all a kiss.
ArtemuS Ward said of the Mormon
ties; +" 'thcir religion is singular, hut
their wives arc plural"
See here, isn't il rather curious that
Whom Mr.. Noah was in the preserving
business liz pat up nothing but PAIRS
Somc vile old tmduccr SAYS that tu
the period ola month before marriage,
and n month after death, men regard
their wives rs angels,
\ boarding house mistress, ike tho
rest ot us, has her weak and strong
points the weak point being her coffee
and her strong point the butter
Y Mrs, Jane Groy SwiSshcm over
catches the Rochester democrat eut alone
the coroner will sing oriey, because his
children will have bread, HdmkrW.
The Cherokee nation has debt of
SIS 600 and has SlG6 66 in the treasury.
and Vet some folks assert that il is inn.
possible to eiNililc the Indians. ll'osxs-
~ Press
Johnny Barnes, of Nevada, was re-
hearsing his part in drama called
Ham and Eggs when gun went oil
and caused him to act for tho benefit Of
an undertaken pttroa tmr Press.
\ modcrn William Tell Here,
gradpa, let's play William Tcn, IN 30
Mr., Tell, and you may play You're my
son, and stand over thcre hy ihe mirror
while ! shoot this apple oil your head
NidokiS,
The Brandon (Miss) RcpnbHem says.
In the good old days that are past and
gone, when our farmers lived like
princes, thor quecnly wives always sent
usa few links Of their savory sausage
nj hog killing time
II was the morning before Christmas.
She; John, you have no idea how
hurt my thumb stoning tho raisins for
the fruit cake" lie; And You have
no idea how | hurt my fingers stoning
that informal cow ont of the back Yard
oil Gig Derrick.
Just wake up these cold mornings and
whisper in our car Hot, double
breasted triplc-galvnnilcd, moringuo-
.gorcd, eXtra-humphackcd, folo-dc-so
pancakes, with olcomnrgcrnc and n O.
gravy Oh2 VIZ won't wait to dross-
thank yen! Pach
The people IN y town IN Iowa
wanted Il Touring mill, and finally they
got IL; and they are now very anxious to
have n bank established so Tint they
cnn borrow money to buy Hour.
A lady correspondent says that
girls should cease 20 bo kissed by their
gentlemen friends when they pat on
long dresses We never kissed any
body III our life, but we'd just like to
know what difference the length of the
dress makes.
Dishonesty often defeats its own pur-
poses. This occurs very forcibly to
man when he sncnks down the alley to
get drink, and meets his pastor Just
coming out Of the back.door, wiping his
mouth with the bnck Of his hand
llc lies across the teachers knee, hls broadcast
end on top
And the teacher buckles down to work Ikea
toeanCk III the Dom
When the voice Of The atlllGtcd arises shrily-
Stnpl
II Ipn't FAIR haven't my winter lroascrs on"
Ynck.
Tho Hdmkcy0 has the details about
Minister Wclsh's arrival in England
The Queen" il says, " met him ut the
train and carried his grip-sack 70 tho
hack for him, and they rode up to the
Tower together She told him to leave
his articles on tho porch and come in"
Tommy came home from school, and
handed to his father the teachers re-
port on his progress during the month
This Is very unsatisfactory, Tom;
you've II very small number OF good
marks. I'm not Mt nll pleased with H."
" ] told the teacher you wouldn't be,
but he wouldn't alter IT,"
Colonel lngersol's book Of sermons
doesn't have much influence on the re-
ligous sentiments Of the rurnl commu.
nifty. Its when u hog weighing 700
pounds turns IN and dies with the
cholera, just while its owner is refusing
the biggest kind Of IN offer for it, that
looscns the farmers grasp on His oldcn
faith in Providence Hamhew.
We have call bell in our private of
fee. II il used % call one Of our boys
with. At least that is the popular le-
gcnd connected with the article When
We want one Of the boys, we ring the
bell, and then go out IN the back Office
and hunt him up and tell him Of the
fact. II always pleases him 10 learn
that we have been ringing RochIald
Iourtcr.