Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1878, 1878-06-07
Notes and News.

Slay-ride-a cavalry charge.
Sign of Il knockutist-a black eye.
Beautiful lie of the sea-wha!c oil.
Queen Victoria has rcigncd II years.
Brush OF your mouth is the latest.
Bishop Whippe held service in st. Paul last
Sunday.
There are Gaa patients in the Minnesota Insane
Hospital. ~ r&t II y
The first advertiser cnt appeared in ncwspu-
per in 165a.
The positive is the snew Of speech ;thc supcrla-
tive the fat.
The pcacc congress OF Europe convcnes June
1l!h ut Berlin. s.--- rs--- a-=-.-.-.r4---=s
The new ~. per cent U. S. bonds sell at 2k per
cent premium. :
The British lion is bound to insert its clause in
the peace treaty.
California is anticipating hu &C wheat crop
the present season. -t.-7 .tsE ~ t.F-a
The dcpO: and Hotel at La Mars, Iowa, burnt
down Saturday last.
The bill for the reduction has passed the lower
house OF congress.
India rubber tires for wheels are becoming quite
common in England. i1 Eit EtaEg-#-E
Waiting to be whipped Is the most unintere ST.
ing period of boyhood
Detroit wife says that her husband fred her
out doors With his foot.
The steamboat tonnage of the United States
amounts to S9.159 COS tons.
The song orthc Limbergcr cheese man "IIold
your nose for am co ming
Some of the unwary got picked up on recent
corner in wheat in Chicago.
The village of Spart,ng. ILL.,. was half destroyed
by fire ON the night of June LIST.
The French Derby race on June I'd was won by
lnsulaIrc. Thirteen horses ran.
Very few girls can spank pepper box properly
and still they want to got married. I -
Wyatt Rncker, u wealthy citizen of lc,
Ohio, sucidcd by shooting himself
Why should Il spider be n good base ball play
cr: Because he's good fly catcher. f.t.'ts :. e
Shoud Bcnnct perish in the Arctic regions.
would il be called " polccatastrophe
bishop McCoskery is SIX feet and a half high
and weighs over three hundred pounds.
Chicago has been quietly preparing for the pos
sib!c contingency of Il com munlstic NIB.
Tom Thumb is going to the Paris exhibition
where he expects to be Thumb pumpkins
Mrs. \: T. Stewards hotel for women didn't
par and is to be thrown open to the public.
The Chinese language in spoken by 35O,O0O,0OO
people, ours Is spoken by about S5,CGo,UU
Some men marry for beauty and never discover
their mistake. When ignorance is bliss. etc.
\ resident of Paris has sued the city for OBJ
structing his vicw OF heaven by telegraph wires
John Sochleur, noted despnrado and once r
member OF tn. Lowcry gang. has been Gagged in
NC.
W. II. Thomas. of Al.pna. low n. while hunting
n; Spirit lake, accidentally blew out his own
brains.
The l.nvycst gums in the American navy weigh
pounds. T
Bill Bass gang of train robbers are on Big
Ca.ido crcc!; surrounded by the shorthand posse
well armed.
There il Cannon in Utah loaded with seven
wives 1t is strange if they don't fire him off oc-
casioua'iy.
Henry Ward Beacher starts for California June
15:h oa lc:tU:i2s tour. Mrs. Bccchcr accom-
plncs him.
The acraphonc can call Il boy louder than any
mother but can't do for him what the mother can
il he don't come.
Soon the mai!cn and her lover will rub noses
Ocr the gate and for flies the boarde skirnsh in
the hash upon his plate.
The Indian. Tambngo. who IN irlered Alex
Rode. is sentenced TO Da hung at Boise City, Ida
To, ON the 18th of June.
An lii. grayc-digscr who buried man named
Bu,,on stnt his bill to the widow as follows: To
making one Button-hoic, $3.50.
In tjii postage stamp over the eyebrow is
considered il!l 1lres-; ujJi must be comp citing
for = prize VITA tn. G irlel Of Eden.
The Rev. Geo. Easbry, who has been on trial at
Jersey City for the last two weeks for poisoning
his wife. has been acquitted by the jury.
The Bnnoc lnainn, an are t" give our
gathering on the historical Camus praires.
The next thin. 70. Z iison to dl is to invent
strawberry box that will hold quart. 1t seems
Il simple thing bIt mas c'cryet been accomplish
cd.
The four men who robbed the Union Pacific
train the other day have been cap;ured. Their
are JOAN Thomas. Vim. Henry u. Hill and
VI. y. Gibson.
Mrs. Thompson. of pringfcd Mo. cut her
daughters throat on the night of the Goth of May
and then cut her Oval Temporary insanity caused
by ili-hcI!th TIE cause.
At the recent visit OF the President and party to
Gcty-burg!l on decoration day, Ben Butler was
the drawia, card and attracted even more atten-
tinn than tnc president.
England. Russia Austria and Prussia would be
glad TO divide up Turkey but they are afraid after
,Ili thri trDu ltl. IN Chimes
would contest the title.
They are having strawberry festivals in Oregon.
Monroe Shicrc, the st. Paul architect whom it
feared was dead. has been heard from i'll the
mountains of Washington Territory.
The sweet singer Of Michigans latest produc- |
tion makes more noise in the world than Miiton's
'Parnlisc Lost, at times. So the nci ghbOrs say.
II weighs thirteen pounds and is put up with cal
Hope lungs
The town of ichmond Mo. was alfdcmolis1-
cd by a terrible cyclon: Sunday afternoon June
nbou. dozen persons killed and over 70 mortal |
ly wounded.
Dayard Taylor says he can Il! !"ays write best on |
an empty stomach None Of that for this ere quill
We can 90 the crown of a hat barrel head but |
we don't want to write on anybodys stomach
empty or full.
Two brothers named Andrews will leave Boston |
j u. lat in ..dnrv'' TO cross the Atlantic. Be- |
fore they get there they will probably wish they |
had fled TO the mountains OF Ilcpsidam fools where
they would ha>c been 1t home
Anita. La. had n grand holiday. 4 negro was
hanged lemonade with a stic. in it was sold.
there wa II hor1c race. n base ball match. prayer |
meeting in the evening followed by dance.
Everything pass>d OIL pleasantly
4 little boy asked his mother to talk to him and |
say something funny. ''liow can IT, she asked.
Don't you see am busy baking these pics:'
"Wcls you might say, Charlie. wont yOu have a
pie: that would be funny for you. -
1t is well enough to hang up u chrome of God
Bless our bone. but it will do 10 harm to help
on the matter bya little less ircting. A great
many people ask the Lord 10 do what they wont
lift their little fingers to do themselves.
There seems to be 4 suicidal mania pervading
the wnoic country: Prominent men in politics
Snd h-Hes M are destroying 1 themselves n cG ane
without seeing from one to ten deaths by suicide.
Mr.. Vim. Bitt. of iankton, Grand Master of
|. o. .. f.. of Dakota. captured little eve Lamm
the other day and forthwith proceeded to make it
Bl(ra,t. Cruel man. At last account there was
nothing of the Lamm LETT though strange to tell
the Blatt was still heard.
For many years vain attempts have been made
to dscovcr;!e fate of Sir John. Franklin and to
lad the North Pole. It's simply the hiShth OF
y for If me END Of G s,n; e,tth :, was was d found
win in 4 Ia w-sHi,.
4 special to the ST. Paul Globe from Milwaukee
says tina, from official Episcopal sources there it
lrarns that Eishop McCoskrrx has not only re-
church We don't crcdi, anything ofthe kind un-
til it is proved by further confirmation. 20.
igCar, Edward Modelling attempted to assassinate
emperor W lilain IN Berlin on sunday last. juno
ID n he was taking an afternoon drive. He
used double barrelscd shotgun and fired both
barrels filing the cmpcror's face and arms with
small shot, Tie wounds are painful but not dam
gcrous. The ASSASSIN was socialist
Major John c. Decht. .eriff of Ramsey Co.,
.Inu.. died last week in ST. Paul after Illness
Of few days. caused by over exerton at the burn
good soldier. n brave officer in mitaryand IN hon
:st and faithful one in civil life. \ patriotic citi-
zen. tried friend. true man, he lived useful
tc and died Hs he had lived faithful to every
rust. Hail. and farewell.
AS Il conccitcd young man was singing in COM
pany. old lady burst into tears. The singer.
srcstly battered by the old lady's emotion, took
when She thanked him cordially for his song, and
aid: Il had m ass thought Il great deal oi,that
lick; lately. and your voice was SO exactly like his
couldn't help thinking of the poor beast as you
'ans." She cappcd her handkerchcfto to her eyes
i"an. and the young man ''silcntly stole away
\ yonng physician was recently called to seca