Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-05-22
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
Published every Wednesday and Saturday
morning, by
FRANK KENYON.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.


The early bud catches the frost.
The worlds favorite SON Edison.
Beautiful lie of the Sea."-Whale
oil.
Russia won't find John Bull doz-
ing.
There are 20 active gold mines in
Georgia.
You can't marry q miss ii you
marry a widow.
What key is it that won't unlock
q door? A donkey.
Maine had one divorce to every IL
marriages during 1877.
"Our Mexican relations" are prin-
cipally Rio drsnde cussins.
Afternoon dancing is now the cor
rect thing in London fashionable So
ciety.
A picture frame just completed
by Jerseymsn contains 1852 differ
ent sorts of wood.
The reason young ladies like naval
officers is because they belong to the
marry time service.
Is this the day for the cable
to declare "War Inevitable?" or is
it the "Peace Assured" day!
eyes" said man as he bent his
elbow to raisa the twentieth glass OF
beer, ait Is over work that kills."
What's q miller? A man who runs
q mill. Correct. Now, what's q
tiller? The scamp who taps till.
To date fifteen Molly Maguires
have been executed in Pennsylvania,
the murders for which they we're
hanged being six.
A scientist in Europe has invented
microscope that magnifies $4,000
times. He is evidently bound to dis
cover an honest man.
One Of the greatest pedestrian feats
on record was accomplished in this
city yesterday. An old topper passed
q saloon without walking in.
The letter was to his mother.
Dear Ma: Send me a clean pair of
socks and something to eat; also q
clean handkerchief and something
to eat.
The death Of the Pope, 1t is said,
caused over million pairs of black
gloves to be sold in Paris. Prov
ing that His Holiness was mourned
on all hands. .-y
Morning rappers- Milkmen. ~
A fat ofiice-The snap boilers.
A candid man-The confectioner.
The tied of life-The married
ones. ..,sr -...s..t.
The head waiter-The last man In
a crowded barber shop.
"First in war, first in peace"
Which7 Who7 When2
Don't argue with fool, or the lis
toners will say there Is pair of you.
It's supreme folly for soldiers to
expect full rations from quarter
master.
A bad marriage is like an electric |
machine--it makes you dance, but
you can't let go.
Washington Territory estimates her
votes as ten thousand and her bears
at 6fteen thousand. 04l Vug4kal
No pattern Of men are so much |
given to pillage as the members of
the mediosl fraternity. THM
She-"What age do you think l |
amY' He, gallantly--sI don't know;
but you don't look it."
b"rIhe only difference between your
self and your meek tie seems to be
that one ID and the other Is knot. q y
The price Of good healthy ele.
phant would buy several Congress
men. And still men stick to the |
show business. .
Mrs, Peck, Of Chicago, has !rg0ns
ofwithia q Landowner msn.t' leaving |
her husband in bushel of trouble |
in tho shape of four little Pecks.'
The Chicago Post is to be conduc- |
ted by Mrs. Willard and Miss Willard |
a. editor and publisher respectively,
and may be expected to make quite
hustle.
% Woman's extravaganza in dress 10
not always thing to be blowed and
scholded and preached against. 1t |
is said to be slowly but surely break
ing up Mormonism.
A young lady was undecided
whether to accept the actresses Of
James or John. James gave her a
sealskin sacQue, and she immedi-