The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-06-30
waro ana yet who win say ina, his method is not

waro ana yet who win say that his method Ia not
effective?
Disraeh may be perfectly willing TO engage IN war
with Russia. but the British subjects are showing
decided preferences 10 tho East Indian troops do
the lighting aud diving The London Spectator has
put the situation into rhyme
We DON'T wan, to nght; bat. by jingo, five do.
We won't 60 10 the front ourselves but we'll seno IN
mild Hindoo
Its dangerous 10 ask many questions. gentle
man complimented lady by telling her that she had
OF the best voices the world. SO far 20 good
She not quite satisfied, however, and, hoping Tor
stili further praise, said 10 him coyiy and mesky,
''Why do you say SO, sirs" That was Iaia intsrro
ga,Ion, for ne Immediately replied. BECAUSE
madame, II you hadn't IL would have been worn out
long ago."
Curiosity must be gratiAcd. though At times II 10
very expensive 10 do Is frequently ulsir1ates,
however, in good deal OF mation. The other
day gentleman, so says the Ptsburg Leader, lifted
up beehive just TO what tho interesting little
colony were doing In about two minutes he had all
the information he wanted. Every bee in the hive
seemed to have something TO say TO him. and he DO
clares that they tho most telling and pointed
remarks he over listened to- He Considers himself 80
we'll posted the subject that 1t Will DO quite un-
necessary for him to study another hive TO the end Of
his days.
story supplies the place OF tho strongest logic Two
politicians sumping state together each for
has own eleclion. One OF them a very mean mar
and tho other took advantage oil that fact and related
story which won him moro votes than the most
eloquent periods could have DONE ''Ay friends, he
said, ''our ancestors believed that at the moment
when man died child born and that the soul OF
The entered the body Of the child. Now, have
nothing TO say against my opponont except TO state
discovered that when he was born nobody died"
II is all very well to talk OF dying at six
teen, but later you put the bottle OF laudanum on
the SHELF thanking your that you had net tho
courage to swallow the and then adopt the good
old motto, '.If at 1rst you DON'T succeed, try, try
again.
Norah Perry has written poem in the interest of
these downhearted SWANS who are putting on their
first Iten, and we quote the closing s,anzas In the
hope that some forlorn youth TO whom life has as
sumed the coloring Of starless midnight, and who
stands by the rivers brink wondering how long it
takes 10 die and whether it will pay alter ALL may
conclude that 1t is wiser TO live and apply for situa
ton on the elevated railroad =:
II you will read, sir.
The verse with heed, sir,
You'll see II runs as clearly as II may,
That every man, sir,
should take mis- answer
With manly courage be IL yea or nay.
Then cease your sighs, sir;
No mans prize, Sir,
In any wonan's sight, just let me say,
Who's not too high, sir.
To sigh and die, sir,
For any womAn's love day after day.
Religion can be presented in such offensive way
and by really good people too. that mans obstnacy
Is aroused. Some know how to insinuats re-
hgion with much tact that before you know II you
have accepted the premises and admitted the concu
sions Others como at you with their fists doubled
up and make you feel more like knocking them down
being baptized. There Is rude fanatic, OF this
description in Boston, who 10 sending round
postal cards with tins inscription on tho back
Which will you DO,
Forsake your Sins and 60 10
HEAVEN,
Keep your Sins and 60 to
HELLf