The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1878-01-17
SMALL CHANGE.

to put up with.
mare IL no man who needs so
much watching az the one who il all
the time watching some one else
Blessed is the man who give his
wife ten cents, without asking her
what she is going to do with il.
A mosquito cannot fly like an
eagle, but he can bully all the Chris
tan graces out of man.
A good many theatrical ventures
nowadays begin with billboard
and end with board bin.
Jones says that when he started
for the dentists, the other day. he
took a tooth-hurty gait.
Women are not born politicians,
and they can pack trunk better
than they could a convention.
We don't believe in miracles; but
the other day a deaf mute was given
hearing by police magistrate.
A household in Boston advertises
rooms TO let to gentlemen furnished
with gas.
1t is singular how early in life a
child gains the reputation of resem-
bling the richest and best looking
relations.
They had typographical hop at
La Crosse, the other night. A drum
ken printer hoped out of four
story window.
An exemplary but impecunious
church goer in Houston, Tex, re-
Gently put his revolver in the plate
for the missionaries.
An Iowa justice refused to fine a
man for kissing girl against her
consent. He thought she ought to
have consented
1t takes all the enjoyment cut OF
game of croquet to hear it called
"an amusement within the reach OF
the feeblest intellect"
The man who smoked ilye-cent
cigars and put ten cents in the con.
tribution box, died long ago. long
ago.
Four hundred and seventy
persons settled in Tennessee under
the auspices of the immigration Blu
reau during December.
To adopt that familiar proverb TO
suit these times il should read,
"Truth is more Of a stranger than
fiction"
A chap who opoaed a sample
room over theatre, appropriately
painted over his door the word
Dramatic"
During an examination a medical
student being asked, "When does
modification ensuCT he replied,
"When you pop the question, and
are answered, NO."
Wherefore is a darkey, with mo
hair on the top OF his head" like a
candidate for "A club who has been
rejected by its members2 Because
he's black bald individual.
"See here, wife, you indulge that
boy too much. lie IL a perfect mule
80, husband, ,please don { accuse our
boy OF having an ass for n father"
The old man was silent
"Gobang" is the name of new
English parlor game for children.
In this country it is played upon
the piano, and has been in vogue
ever since we can remember.
Some one seeing two or three emil
nent lawyers gathered together on
the site Of the New Law Courts,
said they had met 10 view the
ground where they must shortly lie.
Wendell Phillips says "the next
time the Yankees go through the
South they will not leave a blade OF
grass standing" He might have
added, "nor a single chicken on tho
roostpole."
An old journalist says condensa
tion is the great virtue Of the edito-
rial pen, difruseness the one thing
to be always avoided. The art Of
saying much in a little space is the
true editorial accomplishment.
The Nashville American declares
that the Legislature just adjourned
has made the name Of Tennessee a
by.word and a reproach In every
commercial circle, in the marts and
markets of the world"
The hard times don't make ras-
Gals; they only bring them TO the
surface. Just as prairie fire does
not make wolves and rattlesnakes,
but only drives them 70 the open
ground.
Honor and justice, reason and
equity go great way in procuring
prosperity 10 those who use them;
and In case Of failure,they secure the
best retreat and the most honorable
consolation.
One Of Sir Boyle Roche's invita-
tions TO an Irish nobleman Was
rather equiyocal: IL hope, my lord,
IL ever you come within a mile OF
my house, you'll stay there all
night"
----s-s-s------
There are eleven million dogs In
Warren county and one hundred
sheep.-[vicksburg Herald That
speaks volumes for the people Of