The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-11-02

" thc myStoiy VI Sdlut Eugene, VI
Ivan Stunn, who standeth upon the
platform of Bran Hui, whose, first
name is Chawles.
And it came to pass that Bran HUI
did therein advocate Phree Tarhuff, the
Possy Komitashus and likewise the
election Of ga man In whom there is
no Gwyle.n
The same latter Individual being
Saint Eugene, of Ivan Stunn, who dwtlls
In the land of U. Inty.
Nv. e h.
And likewise did Bran HUI in that
platform" oppose the election of
Ophis Huntres, which the same is
really Saint Eugene, of Ivan Stunn.
".
And It came to pass that the Kon-
yenshun which was gathered together
ut Rah Luns, in Kar Bum. compre-
hended not the language of the ''plat-
form" presented by Bran Hui, whose
front name Is Chawles.
vi. s
And were sorely grieyed that he
should thus write In miracles; but
finally concluded to adopt the same and
preserve Harmo Nee in their councils.
. VII.
And there was variance between the
delegates from U. Inty and the wise
men from Shien, of Larimeh; the for
mer preferring for delegate Saint Eu-
gene, of Ivan Stunn, while the latter
much desired Will Yum, whose last
name is Steehl.
I'll.
And it came to pass that the Kon-
venshun did communicate by means Of
wire to Win Yum r., q resident of
Larimeh and a dweller in the city of
Shien. lmploring him to become a can
didate.
And viii Yum respondent in brief,
saying as did See More, of M York.,
on n occasion, "Gentlemen your
candidate l cannot be-"
And each delegate turned to his
neighbor delegate upon hearing this
news. But nc man spake; for their hearts
were troubled and they were sorely
perplexed. And for a time silence fell
upon them. aa
But after a long time II. Ocker, OF
Karr Bum, did nominate Saint Eu-
gene, Of Ivan Stunn, whose nomination
was made "unanimous'' on the advice
of Bran HUI, the Scribe, who hailetf
from All Banie.
And 10. and behold Saint Eugene, O
Ivan Stunn, did accept the nomination
and proceeded to make two pilgrimage.
to Chen, which is in Ilarimeh.
XIII.
And it came to pass that he did OF
both occasions make great p~retense o
love for the people of Chen and Lari
meh, saying: "Surely I I'm your onl,
friend"
XIV.
And the people did laugh him tc
scorn.
Whereupon Saint Eugene, did des
pair, and said: MY case is desperate
and something must be done.
XVI.
will therefore proceed to use Asoh
kald Edditah whom 1 bought with
reportership for the legislature n yea
ago."
XVII,
And when the Asohkald Edditah wa,
approached on the subject he said
"Yea, verify: my Grehn Rivah journa
shall do your bidding. The Couri-Al
and myself are henceforth yours; dea
with me gently for 1 shall be h~encefortf
an outcast from the ranks of the RiI
Uplican party" e
And he did turn his coat and adyo-
cate the election Of Saint Eugene in q
manner which wrought more harm
than good to his candidate-because Of
his inability to conduct a journal.
XIX.
And, finally it will come to pass that
the people will rise up on the fifth day
Of the eleventh month and crush out
the sage of Ivan Stunn, who sc name
is Eugene.
SX.
From every quarter will they go forth
to rebuke the trickster; yea even from
Fort Larimeh, Uppah Hos Kirk and
Chug Watah to the southern boundary
Of Vie DINING. gp aa
So mote it be. Selah!
Fresh shell oysters at Dyer's. oc3O-tf
Though Shaking Like al Aspen Leaf
With the chIlls and fever. the victim or ma.
laria may still recover by using the celebrat.
ed specific. Hostetter's- Stomach Riftera