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E. F. Kunkers Bitter Wine of Iron.

L. +. Kunkel's celebrated Bitter Wine
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81 bottles. L. f. Kunllel, Proprietor, No.
$50 North Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Sold by all druggists.
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Head and all complete, in two hours.
No fee till head passes Scat, Pin and
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Send for circular, For removing Seat,
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28

"Why, [ know where there are three
or four You said corkscrew !"
Did I?" he grasped, sitting down on
the corner of the table we'll, now, be-
lieve I did.
Sand you went and abused me like a
slave because I wouldn't say gimlet
was a corkscrew!" she sobbed falling on
the lounge.
Nancy" he said tenderly lifting her
up.
80. Richard /" she chokingly answer.
ed.
"Nancy, I'll go right out doors and
kill myself"
"No. you needn't love you still,
only-only-you know a gimlet is not a
corkscrew r'
'It ain't-it amt, Nancy forgimme,
and lets be happy y
And that household is SO quietly hap.
py that canary bird would sing its
head off if hung up in the hall.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28


SIMPLE METHOD FOR TANNING LAMB
SKIN WITH THE Wool oN.-Make a
strong soap-suds, using hot water; when
it is cold, wash the SKIN in it, carefully
squeezing it between the hands to get
the dirt out of the wool; then wash the
soap out with clean cold water; next,
dissolve alum and salt, of each half
pound, in little hot water, which put
into a tub of cold water sufficient to
cover the skin, and let it soak in it over
night or twelve hours; now hang the
skin over pole to drain; when well
drained, spread or stretch carefully on
board to dry. 1t need not be tackled
if drawn out several times with the
hand while drying. When yet little
damp, sprinkle pulverized saltpetre and
alum Gan ounce each mixed together) on
the flesh side. rubbing it in we'll. 1t is
now to hang in the shade for two OF
three days, the flesh side in until per-
fectly dry. When entirely dry, scrape
the flesh side with a blunt knife to re-
move any scraps of flesh. Trim off all
projecting points, and rub the flesh side
with pumace or rotten stone, and with
the hands. Prepared in this way, it is
white and beautiful, suitable for door
mat, and also nice for the feet in 9
sleigh or wagon in cold weather.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28

long tears, only because of this fa-
ther and son were set foot to foot with
the fiery breath of anger that would
never cool again between them; and
husband and his young wife, each
straining at the heated leash, which in
the beginning had been the golden bond
age of God blessed love, sat mourn
fully by the grave where all their love
and all their JOY lay buried, and all
because of this. I have seen faith.
transformed to mean doubt, joy give
place to grim despair, and charity take
on itself the features of black malevol-
ence, because of the small words Of scan
dal, and the magic mutterings of gossip.
Great crimes work wrongs and deeper
tragedies of human life spring from the
larger passions; but woefuI and most
mournful are the uncatalogued tragedies
that issue from gossip and detraction
most nnournful the shipWreck often made
of noble natures and lovely lives by the
bitter winds and dead salt waters of
SANDER. So easy to say, yet so hard
to disprove-throwing on the innocent
all the burden and the strain of demon
strating their innocence, and Furnishing
them as guilty if unable to pluck out
the stings they cannot see, and to silence
words they never hear-gossip and SIAN
der are the deadliest and cruelest weap-
ons man has ever forged for his brothers
heart.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28

THE HABITS OF A MAN OF BUSINESS.
His conduct should be regulated by a
sacred regard for the principles Of JUS
tice.
He is strict in keeping his engage
ments.
He does nothing hastily or carelessly.
He employs nobody to do that which
he can readily do for himself
He does not unwisely reveal his de-
signs or his business.
He is clear and explicit in his bar
gains.
He leaves nothing to memory which
would be more safely committed tc
writing.
He preserves all important letters re
ceived, filing them with precision anc
care.
He keeps copies also of the essentia
portions of his own correspondence.
He keeps memorandum-book in hi
pocket for current matters.
He will not become security with
out prudent consideration of the circum
stances.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28

An elderly. prim, spectacled spinster
recently took passenger train at Ches-
ter station, on the Grand River Valley
Railroad. The car was nearly filled.
The first sitting she glanced at was
more than half occupied by a young man
who had expectorated tobacco juice with
in his territory until the bottom Of the
car was puddle. The spinster lectur-
ed him severely on the evils of habit SO
injurious and filthy, and hoped there
after he would abandon it. The young
man made no reply. Two seats in front
was seat partly occupied by young
man who was gazing from the window
The spinster, resting his bundles upon
the seat arm, peered down upon the fiool
to detect possible traces of the weed
after which, in strident tones, she said
81 say, young man, do you use tobacco z
mo-" was the quiet reply; "but
can get you chew in minute. II yo'
want one" ."-Harper's Magazine to
February.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28

The New York Times says: At one
of the public halls are now on exhibi-
tion couple of the tallest human beings
in the civilized world. At another pub
lie hall, not far from the first mentioned
one, are two remarkable little human
beings, who are believed to be the small
est couple ever exhibited in any coun-
try. Martin Van Buren, Bates, who
was born IN Kentuckey. is 80 years of
age, weighs nearly 800 pounds. and is
feet l inch in height. His wife was
born in Nova Scotia, is 28 years of age.
weighs Alb pounds, and is s feet 2
inches in height. When but 6 years
old she was as tall as her mother, who
was feet high. Her father was only
5 feet inches in height. This loving
couple may be said to represent "linked
sweetness, long drawn out" Gen. Mite
is turned 13 years of age, weighs but
pound, and is only % inches in height.
His hands are smaller than those of any
known baby. Miss Minnie Obom, who
stands beside him on the platform, is in
her thirteenth year, and is but 20 inches
in height. Either of these infinitesimal
members of the human race is supposed
by most persons who have seen them to
be the smallest human beings living.
| This however, is not true, if we may be-
lieve the Toxic, japan, Times of Octo-
ber 20, which says that dwarf, said to
be 81 years old and only foot inches
high, named Sato Yukichi, is about to
be exhibited in that city. This is a
depth of diminutiveness truely wonder
full. W
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28
TEMPERANCE TRAMPS.

The Syracuse Standard says: "Bish-
op Coke, well known in this vicinity,
and of the western diocese of New York
speaks as follows of professional temper
ance tramps:
1T is not reason that irresponsible
men should come into our villages, ad-
vertise their plans, and then demand
that the clergy should suspend services
of the Lords day, or some other solemn
festival-even the solemnitles of holy
week and Good Friday-and send the
people to listen to their harangues,
often vulgar and full of false morality
But above all, we can never subject our
selves for an instant to their despotic
laws as to measures, or their narrow
views of the whole subject of moral OBJ
legations, and their frequent denials of
mans infrmity and the need of Divine
grace. Nor can we submit to see many
4thfr thf 1qf7 ferns ned Of i4iaHit
nence. Nor can we send our children
to listen to the reformed drunkard, as if
his return to decency-often, alas SO
momentary-were sufficient quali6ca-
tion for a public teacher of propriety
and virtue. Too often this class of pub
lie speakers "glory in their shame" " and
magnify their abstinence by detail of
their former degradation. Such are not
the men and measures we can counte-
nance but so much the more in our
way, let US teach temperance as the
duty of all and abstinence as the duty
of all who cannot be temperate. and in
general the duty of youth /; the privilege
and the glory of those who need neither
stimulant nor tonic-who possess both
in that joyous health of their young life
to which all artificial excitements are as
poison and blight.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28
THE PALMER'S VISION.
BY j. @. HOLLAND.

Noon DER Judeai All the air was beating
With the hot pulses of the days great heart;
The birds were silent; and the rin, retreatng
shrank in its covert, and complained apart,
When a lone pilgrim, with his scrip and burden,
Dropped by the way-side weary and distressed,
His sinking heart grown faithless of its guerdon-
The city of his recompense and rest.
No vision yet Of Galilee and Tabori
No glimpse of distant Zion thronged and crowuedl
Behind him stretch his long and useless labor
Before him lay the parched and stony ground.
He leaned against shrine of Mary, casting
Its balm of shadow on his aching head,
And worn with toll, and faint with cruel fasting,
He sighed: 20 GodI o God, that were deadl
THE friends love are lost or left behind me:
In penury and loneliness roam;
These endless paths of penance choke and blind me
Oh come and take thy wasted pilgrim homer
Then With the form of Mary bending DER him,
Her hands in changeess benediction stayed,
The palmer slept, while a swift dream upbore him,
To the fair paradise for which he PRAYED
He stood alone wrapped in divnist wonder;
He saw the pearly gates and jasper walls
Informed with light and heard the far-off thunder
or chariot wheels and mighty waterfalls
@ p0m @ ar t aad a near ar in o Fhyt4a% h ahd 6ms
And through the gates he saw the ransomed nations
Marching and waving their triumphant palms.
And white within the thronging Empyrean,
golden palm-branch in his kingly hand,
He saw his Lord, the gracious Galilean,
Amid the worship Of his myriads stand
20 JesusI Lord of gloryI Bid me enterl
1 worship theI kiss thy holy roodr
The pilgrim cried, when from the burning center
A broad-winged angel sought him where he stood.
"why art thou here ?" in accents deep and tender
0utspoke the messenger "Dost thou not know
That none may win the city's rest and splendor,
Who do not cut their palms in Jericho?
"Go back to earth, thou palmer empty-handedI
Go back to hunger and the toilsome wayl
Complete the task that duty hath commanded,
And win the palm thou hast not brought to-dayI'
And then the sleeper woke, and gazed around him.
Then sprnging to his feet with life renewed,
He spurned the thless weakness that had bound hir
And, faring on, his pilgrimage pursued.
The way was hard, and he grew halt and weary,
But one long day, among the evening hours.
He saw beyond landscape gray and dreary
The sunset fame on Salem's sacred towers
| o, fainting soul that readest well this story,
Longing through pain for deaths benignant balm,
Think not to win heaven of rest and glory
If thsu shalt reach its gates without thy palmi
! -iScribner for February
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28
HUMAN NATURE.
A TRUE INCIDENT.

Two little children five years old,
Marie the gentle, Charlie the bold:
Sweet and bright and quantity wise,
Angels both, in their mothers eyes.
But you, if you follow my verse, shall see
That they were as human as human can be,
And had not yet learned the maturer art
OF hiding the "self" Of the finite heart.
One day they found in their romp and play
Two little rabbits soft and gray
Soft and gray, and just of a size.
As like each other as your two eyes.
All day long the children made love
So the dear little pets-their treasure-trove;
They kissed and Rugged them until the night
Brought to the cronies glad respite
Too much fondling doesn't agree
With the rabbit nature as we shall see,
For ere the light of another day
Had chased the shadows of night away,
One little pet had gone to the shades,
Or, let us hope, to perennial glades
Brighter and softer than any below
heaven where good little rabbits CO.
The living and dead lay side by side,
And still alike as before one died;
And 1t chanced that the children came sngly to view
The pets they had dreamed of all night through.
First came Charlie, and, with sad surprise,
Beheld the dead with streaming eyes,
Howe'er, consolingly, he said.
Poor little Marie-her rabbits deadr'
Later came Marie and stood aghast
She kissed and caressed it, but at last
Found voice to say, while her young heart bled,
'1'm so sorry for Charlie-lis rabbits deadr'
-Harper's Magazine for february
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28

The navy committee propose to create
an entirely new navy. We are afraid
the new navy will be very much like the
boys new trouses, ''made out of dads
old ones"
dad wants quarter pound of pow
der, pound er shot, and er box er caps
done up in brown paper. Mans going
ter have surprise party tonight. and
the minister's coming" is what an urchin
surprised dealer with few days ago.
Mistress of herself was the spouse of
the old gentleman who contrived to tum-
BILE off the ferry boat into the Mississippi,
and was encouraged to struggle for dear
life by his better-half shouting: There,
Samuel, didn't / tell you so? Now then
work your legs, flap your arms, hold
your breath, and repeat the Lords
Prayer, for it's mighty onsartin. Samuel
whether you land in Vicksburgh ol
eternity p
At the burning of a provision store
the crowd helped themselves freely. On,
man grasped huge cheese as his shar
of the salvage; rising up with it b.
found himself face to face with police
man, and with admirable presence o
mind put the plunder in the officer
arms, saying: "You had better tax
care of that, policeman, or some one will
be walking off with it."
1t is not given to every one to pla
the philosopher, and accept fortune
buffets and favors with equal placidity
Horatios are scarce. But there al
plenty of people capable of behavin
like Spartans where the trouble does NJ
touch their individuality. "How can
get out of this ?" asked an Englishma
up to his armpits in Scotch bog. of
passer-by. 81 dinna think ye can g
oot of it." was the response of tt
Highlander as he went on his way.
Can such things be? A young lac
d of the in gorgeous R A went out 2
She s 0, but soon arose from the tabl
: saying: / co wish for here. Socie
}. is going into d X, or I am Dove
: Most of the dishes are III 7, and | CT
= c they R not 2 B filed. Is there N
7 DIS n G among you? 7, R U here
y all? Will N E tell me B go?
{ would rather be hung in F G, a
i have an L E G written on my nntime
J. death by an occasional poet, th
: quietly 3 submit 2 such treatment.
% . will 90 4th like L x & R and weep
!, new worlds 2 conquer.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28

EVILS OF GossIP.-We have known a
country society which withered away all
to nothing under the dry rot of gossip.
Friendships once as firm as granite, dis
solved to jelly, and then ran away to
water, only because of this; love that
promised future as enduring as heaven
and as stable as truth, evaporated into
a morning mist that turned to days
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A wave struck a fishing boat and
overheard went two fellows, fishing.
when rescued they explained: 1--WE
didn't capsize; we only went down to
see why the darn fish wouldn't bite"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1878-01-28


QUEEN VIcToRIA's FAMILY INFLU-
ENoE.- Victoria always is good deal
spoken about. 1t is said that she, and
none other, untangled the ravelled skein
between the Prince and Princes of
Wales, who are now so much together
and apparently so well content with
each other that the lady must have re-
linquished Gf she ever entertained) the
intention of going to Copenhagen for an
indefinite period. The Queen regulates
and disciplines her children, just as if
they were still boys and girls. Here is
recent instance: Prince Leopold, who
is over twenty-four years old, has been
spending the autumn in Scotland. His
slightest movement and purposes are
telegraphed to Balmoral by one of his
suite. On Sunday week, being in a
country town in Elginshere, which he
had not visited previously, he accepted
the polite offer of a gentleman of the
locality to sit in his pew. in the Episco.
pal church Just as he was about en-
tering the sacred edifce. telegram
from his royal mother was put into his
hand, positively ordering him preferen-
TALLY to attend divine worship in the
Presbyterian church, and the poor young
man had to obey orders, by making
lame apology to the gentleman who's
courtesy he was forced to abandon
Correspondence otfthe Philadelphia Press