The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-07-04

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"A barber-ous procedure-Taking Time b,
the fore-lock. {
When is love q battle p-When it como
to an engagement.
A, good wife is q good thing. but a ba,
husband beats her.
When is a thief like a seamstresss-
When he cuts and runs.
Moral Axiom-Don't insult q poor man
His muscles may be well developed.
1t is all well enough to say. take thing,
as they come" but suppose they dom
come.
How does man differ from the brut,
ereationp He stands upright. but h,
doesn't act 30.
Query from the studios-when a mn,
marries a lady artist. ought he to become ,
model husband ? . wour =
The time is come when the women with
out looks with bitter envy upon the woman
within a sealskin jacket.
The person who composed .Oh, for a
Thousand Tonguesl r. passed most Of hi,
boyhood in molasses hogsheads on tn,
wharf. n-ft tait
A charming young lady who attendI
evening church service regularly is called
the vesper belle" by the distracted youth
of the parish.
In ST. Louis everybody is considerate, and
therefore q daily paper remarks :I"Two
gentlemen and lady left for the Peniten-
tiary last week" q
The latest French definition of a lover is
"A man with whom one woman deceives
another, with whom she deceives herself
and whom she deceives. siM
In the case of a man whodied from HAVING
had all his teeth knocked out with q hatchet
an Alabama jury rendered q verdict d
" Death from ACCIDENTAL causes" t.is4
Printed signs of " Heaven is our Home
may be hung in every room in the house
yet . q will speak up promptly and
emphatically when he can't find the boot
jack. jses i4iaT
1t is said that some people have what L
called "s~pontaneity." and some haven't; but
nobody ever sat down on a p~in-cushion ye'
without manifesting something surprisingl,
Like it. .rissi eIlaH gln5H AZ
You here again. sir p remarked tho
/" Scuze me. JUICE" replied the
1--WE been vazzinat'd four (hio)
five times. an juz I spoz'd. 3 too much. too
A Frenchman thinks the English Ian.
suaga is very tough. "Dere is look out"
he says. +" which is to put out your head
and see; and look out. which is to hanl IL
head and not for to see-just con.
II requires fifteen million brooms to sup.
the United States for one year. A
ronger handle would ave two-thirds Of
lis consumption. but we never knew . mar
ed man to recommend the change
Ners.
The most remarkable case Of absent
lindedness ON record is that Of q country
iitor. who. not satisfied with an entertain
lent, actually rent TO the door and do
landed his money back, before he recalled
imself.-Danbury Ne,ss.
A story is toldof a certain noble lord that.
fter a prolonged tour. he was asked alta
what he thought Of Athens.
to his servant. who was standing
ehind his chair. he calmly demanded.
John. what did 1 think Of Athens P"
Arm T1mp-An old m;ser. saving he
lever fell, so mean as he did Just after his
asst fit Of illness, was asked: why sof"
:" Because" said he, thinking I was
roing to die, L paid several bills, when II I'd
yaitedI might have kept the money nobody
how long," seisr4lI
pat had been ENGAGED To kill a turtle for
, ne;obhor and nrocecded immediately To
,,,t Of It's head. Pats attention was called
n The fact that the turtle rtill crawled
,hont tbouoh IL had been docapitated. and
he explained Sure the haste is entirely
lead. only he ia not vet conscious Of it."
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