The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1878-03-13

Candidates are numerous.

Candidates are numerous.
Artificial Ewes inserted by DR.. Funden-
berg.
The announcement column Is on the IN
crease.
Yick's Garden Seeds for sale at Speers'
Drug Store.
BUY YOU Flour at the Flour Depot OF
Cook & Beerits.
Get the best-vick's Garden Seeds, al
G. W. Speers'.
Sweet" farmers say the sugar crop will
not be very large this year
Ideas of spring bonnets are already
fluttering in the female mind
Buy your Grass Seeds and Fish al tue
Flour Depot Of Cook X Beerts
Great REDUCTION In prioes OF Boots
Shoes, and Caters, at Sol. Ihls
When your girl tells you she wants
less chm c%hurning, shut up
The bov of to-day will remember this
mild winter Wien he is q grandfather.
A o~ne-legged peanut vender has eioped
with a frst-clsss young lady OF Laneis
ter.
NOWADAYS. thick -soled shoes are fash
ionable for ladies, but how many oil them
wear Them
AT Sol. Uhl's you a buy Boots ana
Shoes at a reduction of 10 TO 10 per cent
for cash only.
Fnjseopal services will be held in the
Good Templars' hall Friday evening,
March Is. at : O'Clock.
Another unsightly frame shaniy has
gone M on Union street; this time II Is
Tucker who is the proprietor.
The usual annual warning is given to
fathers who have pretty daughters. Spring
is here; put double hinges on the gate.
DR.. Sadler. Oculist and Aurist. No.
256 Penn Avenue. Pittsburgh, Pa Eye,
Ear. Throat snd Catarrh Specialies.
The announcements and an address
from 4 number of the candidates for nom-
inaiion for Assembly viii appear next
week.
4 dispatch from ST. Louis says The
emigrants who len Somerset OF Tuesday
arrived here on time, all well and in good
spirits.
Reaching after the unatiainable A
mar feeling up under the back OF his vest
Tor the end of a parted suspender.-BHr-
HEgtoR Harkege.
ia Tuesday lAst Mr.. John Spangler
shipped a fine lot of cattle from this place
10 the Eastern market. One OF the steers
weighed 2,170 pounds.
DIR. Fundenberg has made diseases OF
The Eve. Ear. Nose and Throat q special
study for a number of years, and has
been unusually successful 10 their treat
ment.
A san Jose lady broke the nose OF a ser
yapt-rirL. and had 10 pay $500 for it. Con-
sjdering that the girl was kissing the
lady's defenseless husband at the time, il
was more than the miserable nose was
worth-BgBdl0 Express.
In the Chester County Courts the other
day, the Directors OF the Poor OF the Coun-
~ goi 8 verdict ior the full amount OF a
bet between two gentlemen on the last
eleciion-the law giving such bets TO the
support Of the poor.
DIR. W. F. Fundenburg. Oculist and
Aurist IRON Cumberland, Md, will be in
Somerset on Monday, April l.. and will
remain several weeks Tor The exclusive
treatment OF all diseases Of the Eve. Ear,
Nose. and Throat All consultations
free.
We have il on reliable authority that q
young lady in this vicinity. deceived by
q newspaper advertisement, invested in q
hove powder. which she administered to an
Indifferent LOthario. in 6 glass Of cider.
one evening when he called. Imagine
her discontinue when the powder proved
TO be an acii7e csihartic.-Neacs.
ONE MORE REDUCTION Of about 20 per
cent. on carpets al Morgan's factory. AN
all wool chain, son cotton filing. and zood
colors for : cents per yard. Send in
soar measures and we will hi your rooms
Your own rags put In II desired. Do not
buy city carpets when you can get better
goods at home Tor the same price.
Elkion, Nd, rejoiceih in one well-io-do
citizen. He has 50 much money that the
other day be sent his shirt away tc be
washed with one hundred and fifty dollars
In an inside pocket. The washer woman
put i through the first suds and discover
ed the nesa Of greenbacks shugly hid away,
and much 10 her credit retul ned them to
their owner.
An exchange saws when a hen lays
en eEe she cackles. II is hen nature.
When a map gels IN q stock Of gods. ii is
human Tor him 10 CROW over Il. When q
hen cackles people know that she has lain
IN some fresh stock. and feels proud Of il.
When the merchant opens his new styles.
and blows his trumpet in the newspapers.
people know that he has something on
Land that IS worth advertising.