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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-18
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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-18

Two men jostle each other on the
street, exchange words and take to pum-
melting each other Justify. Gentle
men, gentlemen" cries third, rushing
between them, "why do you pound
each other thus? Have you no wives at
home9"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-18

"IT's all very we'll to talk about how
the thermometer stands in the shade"
a gentleman with boiled
colored face who dropped in the other
"What / want to know is
how stands in the sun. That's the way
[ have to take it"-Boston Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-18

SWIMMING is useful so far as it trains
a boy to keep his mouth shut.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-18

1t is said that Simon Cameron re-
CARDS Don's marriage as joke. Seven
dollars and quarter that Don doesn't
not by this time.-KeOkak Constitution.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-18

Punch: Robinson latter long whist
bout at the club cts awfully late,
Brown. What will you say to your
wife?" Brown lin a whisper:) "Oh, l
shan't say much, you know-fGood
morning, DEAR or something of, that
sort. She'll say the rest!''
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-18

PUT two slices of cucumber into a
photograph and hear whether or not
it yells for a doctor.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-07-18

Dome UP MEMS LINEN.-SOme time
ago my husband used to complain that
his linen collars did not set nicely in
front There was always a fullness
which, in the case of standing collars,
was particularly trying to a man who
felt good deal of pride in the dressing
of his neck, and it spoiled the effect of
his cravat, and often left gap for the
display of either the collar-band of the
shirt or a half inch of bare skin.
While talking to practical shirt-maker
one day, he mentioned his annoyance,
and inquired If there was any means of
relieving it. Yes" answered the man,
" the fault lies with your laundress.
While doing up your collars she
stretches them the wrong way. Damp
linen is very pliabie, and good pull
will alter a fourteen-inch collar in the
twinkling of an eye. She ought to
stretch them crosswise aid not length
wise. Then, in Strengthening out your
shirt-bosoms she makes another mis-
take of the same sort. They, also
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1878-03-29
Ben Butler Terms tho Speech
Of Howe q Weak Elabora-
ton Of Stale Facts.
The Massachusetts Congressional Con.
tested uase Kinds In Ousting Fields
aud Seating Dean Prospects OF
the Pacific Railroad Sink.
Iag Fund Hills.
The Haste With Which the Iolni Resolu.
ton Allowing whisky to Remain 10
Bond Three Years Was Passed
Is Characterized ~ Indecent

Thonpsoa Denies Having Denouncea
the Administration IN aSporriu.
cal, Iytng ANA Irining," but ~ IL
the Neat ruling 90 49,
Noon Associated Press Repor.l
WASHINGTON, March ~ Senate
Mr. Wallace, OF Pennsylvania, 10y 70.
quest, introduced "a bill declaratory of
the meaning Of the amendment 10 the
bankrupt act, approved June -, 1874.
Referred TO the committee on judi
cinry,
House -Dean Va. Field came up m
unfinished business, but the demo.
cratic seats heibg somewhat empty,
MI Springer moved to adjourn, aud
called the ayes and nays, Should the
report OF the majority be defeated, the
seat viii be declared vacant. The case
attracts great attention,
The committees are idle.
The committee OF ways and means,
cons dering internal revenue, adopted
sixteen GEMS on tobacco.
Mr., Eaton, 10y request, introduced n
bill TO allow registry 10 foreign built
vessels Referred 10 the committee on
commerce.
A number OF bills granting pensions
were passed, among them one grant.
ing Il pension OF tihy dollars n month
to General James Shields, OF Missouri.
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Yesterday morning a little six.year
old daughter Of Mr.. William Ray, who
resides on Pearl street, fell in the fire,
badly burning both her hands and
right arm. The child was sitting In
chair in front Of an open Fireplace, In
which was burning big fire, and Oh
arising from her chair her foot caught
on the round, throwing her forward
into heap Of burning Goals. The
agony Of the little sufferer whs terri
BILE, and when her hands were being
dressed the flesh dropped of in places.
Her right arm was badly burned nearly
up to the elbow. Though the burns
are very painful, they are not serious,
and late yesterday evening she was
up going round.
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q. w. Byom, sherman, 10 at the Le
Grand.
b. Bradley, Chicago, is n guest ut
the LeGrand.
Louis Mas and lady, .of Fort Worth,
are nj the LeGranj.
i. IL. Manning, OF Boston, " stop.
ping at the Windsor.
q. w. Floyd, OF the NJ. and Il. rail-
road, IL registered at tho Windsor.
Ben Helbronnor, OF Galveston, In
In tho city, and quartered at the Wind
sor.
Mr.. George 4. Sidney, Katie Put
ham's efficient man Of business, lett
for Sherman last night.
We were glad to nee Captain Alex.
HARDWOOD, our county clerk, who has
been sick In bed, out yesterday,
Mr.. j. j. Johnston, agent OF the
Great Western Dispatch line, has re-
turned to the city from Now York.
judges. \. Newton, OF Tyler, regis.
ter In bankruptcy, IL In the city, and
will remain during the week, presid-
ing In certain special cnses in bank.
ruptcy,
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hhfhsA - hAuN W. hhAtunuHfH tNu
seaieh Lpiseopa,e Appointed bs che
Pope,
Noon Associated rreas hsport,
LoNpoN, March GA Times dis.
patch from H. Petersburg says the
dead lock continues. II IL stated that
Russia ID quite ready a. make oonsid.
cradle modification II II eau be shown
that the powers will enter congress
with dealfe for arriving At n durable
settlement aud not simply 10 undo
what has been done. II IN believed,
however that England ID animated by
very different spirit,
Sir George Gilbert Scott, architect,
In dead,
The Times leading editorial says the
hope that congroaa viii meet has now
almost vanished, The disagreement
between our government aud that OF
Russia seems insupora0la.
The Tires Vienna correspondent
seems hopeful aud intlmates that Aus
tria II endeavorlng 10 arrange CON.
promise, These aangulne Views, how.
ever, conflict with the general tenor ~
news.
The Daily News states that repre-
sentatlyes OF the admiralty were Ia
Liverpool yesterday, inspecting the
steamers Of several Atlantic oompans
lea with n view TO their employ
In transporting troops In case OF emer-
genGy.
The Times states that the Assistance,
mn irOn'ecTew troop ship 2,O3S tons, IL
the only transport In service specially
llttod 10 carry cavalry, During the last
few days an order has been received ut
Portsmouth that all troop ships, in-
Guiding tlve Indian troopers, must
have their hatchways enlarged and
other alterations made 40 as 10 allow
horses aud ambulance aud baggage
wagons being lowered below, Besides
carrying u complete battalion, each
troop ship will be required 10 carry
twelve wagons and sixty horses.
A dispatch from IT. Petersburg, re-
aeived at Paris, says there In an ex.
cited party there who oppose all con-
Cesslon TO Austria which might impair
the treaty OF San Stefano, which IL
considered sufficiently humlliating for
Russia already.
A Vienna dispatch at Paris says the
pro- Russian party are urging the gov
eminent to accept Bosnia, Herze-
govina and the territory In the Aegean
sea.
The Daily Telegraph has Vienna
dispatch saying that sudden and un-
accountable change In the govern.
ment's attitude is reported. II IL said
that Count Andrassy has only been
feigning concurrence with the court
party, and that he IL now preparing TO
oppose Russia openly, with the entire
Hungarian party at his back.
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HERE AND THERE,

sal, Asaias, Waited states nss.hsIa
ioF illegal ssisaEa si LeHs-A aiFi
Charged with ,hs nusaas ~ mer
Lana,ie slater Failures riFsa,
BosrON, March MA meeting Of
the creditors of Harvey a Keith, boot
aud shoe dealers, " Louisville, Ken,
lucky, has been held, Total liabilitie,
ssdO, 6Si, OF which S2iO, OOd are debts In
favor OF eastern parties, Total value
OF assets, sl7a,b65, An oiler Of tho firm
TO pay MY oenls on the dollar was re-
Jecled, aud u committee appointed for
further investigation,
Nnw ORLEANS, March ~, Ryan a
Leary, Of Caloasiou parish, have
brought suit against ox.Marahal Pltkin
aud Jack Wharton, United states
marshal, for i've thousand dollars
damages, growing out " illegal seizure
Of eighteen hundred logo, taken from
private lands, which had been purs
chased by plaintiffs
BosIoN, Masa,, March 2s.- "A detec-
tive arrested IN Sloneham yesterday,
MisS Phoebe Atkinson, aged eighteen,
v no, II In alleged, murdered Miss An.
ME Jones, her lunaiIc sister, aged sew
cnty'six, on Monday last, NJ Andover,
Massachusetts, aud then He'd from the
town,
GRnEN BAY, Wis, March ga fire
totally destroyed the plaaing MILL and
drying house OF the ooonto Lumber
company. Loss eight TO ten thousand
dollars partially insured.
WILMINGTON, Del, March ~. The
house and barn OF John Henry, Lcnope
Chester county, Pennsylvania,
with twenty-five head OF stock burned.
Loss $4,000, II was supposed to be-
lncendiary.
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Might Assoclutea Press neport.l

The London correspondent OF tn,
Manchester Guardian says: "The i'm
proved symptoms OF the eastern ques
ton, noticed yesterday, have rapid,
passed away. The congress Ia now re-
garded rs virtually abandoned "
The Times st. Petersburg CORE,
spondent sends the following rs the
view and mode OF reasoning current
there: The British cabinet, In demand
ing formal assurance from Russia,
which none OF the other powers sup
port, must have one OF two aims
either to inflict formal humiliation on
Russia, or TO get out of the necessity OF
attending the congress. II the former
is the case, Russia cannot make any
concessions. In the latter case the
congress will not be held, and Russia
will endeavor to come to an arrange.
meDt with Germany and Austria.
Thus England condemns herself to
isolation, makes the triple alliance a
political necessity, and perhaps rem.
ders inevitable that radical solution OF
the eastern question which she wishes
to prevent.
s p. m.-Lord Derby, secretary OF
state for the foreign department, an
nounced his resignation In the house
Of lords.
There is four inches OF snow In the
midland counties, and II 10 still falling.
The weather throughout the kingdom
Is unseasonably cold. Farming OPP.
erations are impeded, and considerable
damage is likely to result In conse.
quence Of the forward state Of vegeta-
ton, after two months OF very mild
weather.
In the house OF commons, Sir Stat
ford Northcote, chancellor, 10 reply to
the leader OF the liberals, said Russia
adheres Ito her previous declaration,
and explains that the point OF leaving
full liberty and action to the powers
leaves every power at liberty to raise
such questions as 1t thinks fit to discuss,
and reserves to Russia the liberty to
accept or not such discussion.
Lord Derby states his resignation
was not on account OF the demand for
the admission of the whole treaty to
congress.
Lord Besconsfield explained that
Lord Derby resigned on account OF the
calling out OF the reserve.
A Rome dispatch says: A consistory
was held at the vatican to-day. The
pope delivered an allocution aud then
nominated the Scotch episcopate as
follows: The Right Rev. John Grain,
d. d., metropolitan archbishop Of st.
Andrews, at Edinburg; the Most Rev.
Charles Eyre Rich, bishop Of Glasgow;
the Rev. Mcdonald, bishop OF Aber-
deem; Rev. McLochland, bishop Of
Galloway, and Rev. Mcdonald, bishop
Of Argyle. His holiness then appoint
ed Father Chatardo, rector Of the
American college at Rome, to be bish.
OPP Of Vincennes, and Father Kean,
bishop Of Richmond. He then made
professions OF faith according to estab-
lished usage, and took the oath to the
apostolic constitution. Finally, he
conferred the hat on Cardinal Nc.
Closky, who, after the coDsistory, had
n private audience with the pope,
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Death from, snake Rite.

Yesterday morning Mrs. Frank My.
matt, who lived about n mile from the
city, on the Cedar Hill road, died from
the effects of u snake bite she had re-
ceived the day before, while out gath.
ering green's. She was bitten on the
index finger Of her right hand, by a
moccasin snake, one OF the most pols
onous OF reptiles. DR.. Childers was
summoned, and administered whisky
and other antidotes, which had little
or no effect. The wounded hand and
arm began swelling, when Drs. Nor.
ton and Locke were called In, but the
poison had 30 permeated the system
that their united Efforts. to save the
unfortunate woman proved futile. Be-
fore her death she suffered intense pain
from the swelling OF her arm and body.
After her death the body turned to q
blush color. The body was buried
yesterday evening.
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Three Men Injured by u Falling Car.

Three Men Injured by u Falling Gar.
Yesterday morning, about three
o'clock, while q lot of railroad hands
were raising construction car on the
Central road, this side of Sherman, 1t
turned over, striking Conductor Fund
erburg on the right shoulder, dislocst-
ing the collar bone, knocking 1t ups
wards. One Of the hands had his right
hip dlslocated by the fall, and another
his ankle badly crushed. Conductor
Funderburg was brought to this city,
where he was attended by DIR. Leake,
the other two men receiving medical
attention up the road. Conductor
Funderburg received several bruises In
the fall, but nothing serious however.
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STATE WIRELINGS.
Grsyson County Bar In Favor OF u New
Federal Characterization at Rich
mOnd-- Grimes. Casualties, Etc.

Grsys0n County Bar In Favor OF % New
Federal District smallpox at Rich
mond-Crimes. Casualties, Etc.
The following is synopsis OF the
specials In the Galveston News of
Thursday:
SAN ANTONIO, March 27.--Patsey
Hagarty was dangerously stabbed In
the back by John Chapman, at Pleas.
anton.
Mrs. Charles Bennett was accident
ally shot and killed at Kerrville.
A son OF DR.. Medina, fell from q
window OF the Catholic college and
broke his thigh.
Lieutenant Bulls is out ON scout
with fifty days ratlons.
RICHMOND, March 27.-This morning
well developed case OF smallpox
made its appearance at the residence of
Mr.. Henry Ahlers.
HEARNE, March 27.--Politics are
rife. Both Hubbard and Throckmor-
ton have many admirers. Major John
b. Jones has many friends hire, and
Is first choice lor lieutenant governor.
AUSTIN, March N.-The Central
train rail- over and killed an old Ger
nan citizen OF Fayette coun y.
A shoemaker named Smith entered
his shop and was shot through the leg
by pistol he had set for burglars.
Judge Welborne, of Manor, In this
county, yesterday held a coroner's in.
quest upon the bodies of two men
found hanged In his precinct. Both
were hanged with the same rope, back
TO back, one to each end, and the hands
of each tied behind him with a stout
cotton plowline.
SHERMAN, March 27.--The Grayson
county bar held a meeting, Hon. Judge
Bledsoe presiding. A resolution, Ia
voriug the establishment of a new fed
eral district in the state, was .unani-
mously adopted; also requesting our
congressman to urge Its speedy pas
| sage.
The Daily Register IL ont IN an arti.
ole strongly favoring Judge Silas Hare
for congress from this district.
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For the gulf states: Colder, clear
or partly cloudy weather. northerly
winds, rising barometer. Signals con.
tlnue ON the Atlantic coast, from
Savannah to Smithville, from New
Haven to Eastport, and cautionary Off
shore signals are ordered from Cape
Lookout to New York.
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FOREIGN NEWS.

The congress Regarded .. Assaaoaed
Lord Derby Ha. hesiHuea-f eur
inehss OF snew Ia kaEiana's-rhe
sea'eh Lpiseopa,e Appointed bs ,hs
I'Ule,
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A Asv,Iati1lh Our Syt'n,E Doing Business
GOLDSMITH, R0SENTHAL & co.
DOLLAR STORE.
ia and ZIG Elm Street.
IA and ZIG Elm Street.

We have the pleasure announcing the fOOWlng paFcusrs
Isl We shall hereafter business upon SMALLER
RATE PROFIT ALL goods liza our line imam A'S e'e
been attempted by any house In the city.
eus webave In view of the marked down every
Of5c $50, AT s"c 10" ra'e ~
dey.,o In price will be question whether
by the piece dOZeD
4h. shall every article in the Rouse sO AZ
TIVE IN PRICE that require "scien'ihc Aefs
who command large salary 10 sell our soc"s
5th WE shall do strictly CASH business as our goo"s W."
be tao near money value sell credit ana we nave II"
10 loan, neither OOOkAeepefs ""f '"o'
such accounts.
9th We shall and ACCOMMODATING 10 ' 81 @
D.rons m heretofore 10 reasonable extent but expeci w
PRICES and GOODS form the most AIIhAoA''"H
TUE ES of cur business
9TH W expect by this system
10 double our Business the First Year.
TO Greatly Reduce o Expenses and Risks
To use Goods II Larger Quantities ana
10 Buy Them Cheaper on that account
To our stock Oftener
no have goods out of style
To make all the cash discounts possible
To do live and popular trade, and hnay
r,o .,o Leading Ladies', Gents, and Chldrens
FURNISHING and MILLINERY HOUoh
NoRTT1IRN TEXAS
To the Wholesale Trade
We will offer special Inducements
GOLDSMITH, ROSENIdAL o' W.
TIA and TIC m
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He WOULD TELL.--She had invited him to
stop to supper and he was trying to appear
easy and unconcerned, while she was on her
prettiest behavior A -
q Have you used the sugar, John?" enquir-
ed the mother, in winning manner.
"John don't want no sugar." CALCULATED
the young heir, abruptly.
"Why not?" inquired the father, curious
ly, while John, in his surprise, swallowed a
bit of toasted crust, and nearly cut his
throat open. U.s. VA
" Cos he don't" explained the heir, in an
artful manner. 81 heard him tell Mary las
night"
"You keep STILL" interrupted Mary, in q
hysterical manner, while the young man
canght his breath In dismay.
81 heard him say" persisted the heir. with
fearful eagerness, "that she was so sweet he
shouldn't use any sugar any more--an then
he kissed her, an said I'd tell am"
The. young heir was lifted out of the room
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moody silence. a
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A man hits the right grade of conduct
when he can show firmness without rudeness
He who is pulled up with the first gale of
prosperity will bend beneath the first blast of
adyersity. A4
1t is better to SOW good heart with kind
ness than field with corn, for the hearts
harvest is perpetual
If you have been tempted into evil, fly
from it; 1t is not falling into the water, but
lying in it that browns.
Endeavor thyself to do so well that others
may rather envy thee thy knowledge than
laugh at thy ignorance.
An honest reputation is within the reach OF
all men they obtain it by social virtues and
by doing their duty, This kind of reputation
it is true, is neither brilliant nor startling,
'but it is often the most useful for happiness.
The willow that bends, to the tempest Of.
ten escapes better than the oak which resists
it, and SO in great calamities it sometimes
happens that light and frivolous spirits recov-
or their elasticity and presence of mind soon.
or than those of loftier character.
Every morning we enter upon new day
carrying still an unknown future in its bosom
Thoughts may be born to-day whish may
never be extipguished. Hopes may be excit
ed to-day which may never expire. Acts may
be performed to-day, the consequence Of
which may not be realized till eternity.
Love never tires the more we love ths
more we have of solid satisfaction. Every
new soul we come in contact with and Learn
to esteem fills us with new light and hfe.-
Those who love others are themselves full o
sunshine, and the day marches triumphant,
on with them from rosy morn to dewy ev'
and silent night w