The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-06-25
SUNBEAMS.
Cuspadore-A spitz.

sweet are the uses OF adVertlselnentS.-
Wheeling Leader.
The hole thing in nutshell-the worm.
-keOkuk Constitution.
A good place for a opodist-among
the Cornish men. - Commercial AdVer-
tiSer.
The side door of a barroom is like a
great many peoples prayer books-open
only on Sunday.
The Boston Advertiser is shocked be-
cause ladies who are averse to growing old
are always adopting new wrinkles.
The Burlington Hawkeye regrets that the
dentists of this country are SO much ad-
dicted to the little game Of draw.
"Western ACCIDENTAL child was run
over by wagon three years old, and
cross-eyed, with pantaets on, which never
spoke afterward, '"-BoSton Post.
"An' sure, it's aisy enough to build a
chimley," said O'Rourke 'ye how'd one
brick up an just slip another one on
under it.
A commercial advertisement for "a man
to travel, was answered by tramp. lie
said he was used to the business. -L0nd0n
AdUe1ttSer.
Prudence often prevents a man from
going too far, but seldom keeps a fashion,
able girl from going to father when she
wants new rig.-N. Y. News.
Six hundred and forty one hymn books
were presented to the Queen of Spain at
her wedding. Where's your country dona-
ton party now ?-N. Y. CoDlmerciot.
They have man in Philadelphia who
talks BARRIERS to death. If we have ever
sad anything against the City of Brotherly
Love were awful sorry for it and take it
all back. - Breaktast IuJIe.
A Hartford (Conn. hotel clerk has had
his hearing considerably affected by the
lightning striking the wire of telephone
at which he was listenIngs Perhaps his
motAer-in-lnw Was at the other end Of the
line.
A Wisconsin man promised his daughter
doWry of 5000 to marry certain man.
She accepted, got her hands on the cash,
and within an hour after the ceremony
WAS over she was il Illinois looking up an
old lover.
"Well, I swan Billy" said an old farmer
to an understood nephew VINO was visiting
him, when you take Off that ere plug nat
and spit two or three times there amt
much left of you, is tAr'-Cmcjauati
BreuIJast Ia6Ie.
When they get telephones in the hotels,
it will refresh the weary traveller who is
sent up to the fourth floor, to sit down
quietly and inIpart to the clerk down i'll the
olIice his private opinion of that func-
tiouary's conduct.
You can teach boy that if he plays the
three and four domino on a three, leaving
the six exposed TO the other end, it counts
ten, in about five minutes; but it will take
him all day at school to learn that four
units and SIX units make ten units.-R0me
Sentinel.
''Anna, dear, if should attempt to spell
Cupid why could l not get beyond the first
syllable ?" Anna gave it up, whereupon
William said, because when 1 come to
C u, of course | cannot go further Anna
sad She thought that was the incest con-
uuurum she had ever heard.
The Oregon Corset has picture of a
grizzly bear on it, We think we tumble
Detroit Free Press Tumble Shouldn't
l,'t CF ,,I
be more appropriate ? In hug signo
vinces; hug, hugo, hug'er.' Shoot the
grizzly. y.-LoWelL Journal.
A very tall, thin Highlander said that he
chad a cold in his head, originating il
wet feet" She looked at him slowly from
head to foot and back again, as if measuring
the distance the cold had to travel, anC
then calculated, ''Gracious me- you mus
have got your feet wet some time las
year"
1t was very careless to leave the parrot
in the parlor on Sunday evening, but she
never thought anything about 1t unit
Monday morning, when he reused the
wnoie house by making smoking noise
and crying, 'Darling Susie! darling Susie
He kept it up all day, too, and the
Old folks are much interested in thu
case.
A traveller interrogating backwoodsmar
received brief but pertinent answers, thus
"Whose house is this p "Moggs',' 80
what built p "LoSS.' "Auy nelghbors ?
Frogs" "What is the soil?' 'Bogs.
"rhe climate? 2" "Fogs." "What do yol
live on?" Hogs" How DO you catcl
tAemr" Dogs"
A wild Texan boarded the train at For
! Worth for Dallas. 1t was his first ride OF
the cars, and as the conductor reached il
his hip pocket for his punch the sharp ey'
of the Texan caught glimpse of it
polished handle, and quick as thought h
levelled navy six on tue conductor saying
Put 'er up, or I'll blow dayllgh
through you. No man can get the drop ol
me-"
In one of the English colonies a con
petltve examination was lately held for tn
purpose of appointing fit persons to som
of the Government Offices. One of tn
candidates inadvertently spelled the wor
Venice with two n'S-thus, Vennice. Tn
examiner, clever man, but not always
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