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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

Nervousness is rarely disease In Itself In.
herent, but Is the lineal offspring Of dyspep.
sia, in i majority OF the cases. The nervous
disturbance is at first triiing,but ultimately its
parent so undermines the general health as
10 produce consequences very threatening To
that great nervous centre, the brain. Hos
letters Stomach Bilteis is the most powerful
medicinal opponent Of the rayages OF indiges-
ton, and protects the nervous system from
them. The tremors, the unataral anxiety,
the headaches, the sleeplessness and loss Of
appetite which characterizes digestive irregu.
lsrlty aud weakness, aud which are almost
invariably accompanied BY an uncertain con-
dition OF the bowels and inactivity Of the liver,
are all eradicated by this matchless correct
i've, and when the nervousness does not pro-
coed from the cause designated 1t affords
most grateful relief.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

Read this:
II have been very muo1 troubled with Heart Disease
for tn last eight years and not being abe
do any laborious work for two have been con
stanty troubled With severe pain about heart pass
ing no day without xperencing pain ID Il. u. Moore
of concord. and other phystci called difficulty
rheumatism of tas lie 1t. Have beea greatly ttouhed
70 get ny breath at fmee, and mad severe linking
spell, Accomp >Dying difficulty OF breathing, that
have been 10 great anger Of lmmeditte Death. Have
used but tSo titles of ths HEART KEGUL FOR, and
though not conside ing myss cured say thar co
days work without difficulty and think eventu-
ally shall become almost entirely well. have in.
due d Others TO try the HEART REGULATOh, and
would grateI ully recommend TO ali.
JEREMIAH SMITH Concord, N. H."
Dr. Graves HEART REGULATOR Is for
sale by druggists a; so cents and 81 per bot.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

A lady reached tue passenger depot IN
DAYTON, O., the ether day, just as the train
she intended to take was leaving, aud as
she stood almost crying with vexation on
the platform, q gentleman arrived at the
depot On fun run, with his carpet bag
in his hand, his coat on his arm, and his
face streaming with psrspiratioa. As he
hooked on the train n0w fast moving
away. he sat down on his carpet bag,
wiped nis lace. and deliberately and en-
phatically said: Hang that trainp' The
lady heard him, and. smiling upon him
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

The season has arrived when everybody who
owns horses, cattle, sheep, hogs, and fowl
should begin TO feed out Sheriddn's Condition
Powders. They all need to be traced up for
winter. Get Sheridan's. The large packs are
worthless.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

CAREFULLY AVOID THE USE Of raspng ca
tharlics. They weaken the bowels and leave
them worse off than before. Use instead,
that Statutory, nominating aperient and anti
bilious medicine Dr.. Morris VEGETABLE
LIVER Pills which will not only achieve the
desired object, Ielaxation OF the bowels, with
out causing pain or weakening them, but pro
mote dig stion and assimilation and depurae
the blood The pills are sold by all druggists
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

gentleman afflicted with the chronic rheu-
matism says: mo description Of my ease can
convey the vast amount OF benefit have re-
ceiyed from the use OF JohRson's Atodyns Lfai-
nleat believe il Is the best article in the
world for rheumatism.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

Hon. c. r. Parsons, mayor OF Rochester,
was radically cured OF Brigbt's Disease by
Craig's Kidney Cure. Depot % University
PIN T.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21
A Reliable L,r, .nsurane. Policy.

We take pleasure In commanding to our
readers q Thoroughly safe and reliable life In
suranee agency, whose funds or ass Is are
inexhaustiblc. II is stock company opera
ting uuder The joint title Heath. Life poll
cles are issued In the form of DIR. PieTce's
Golden Medical Discovery and Pleasant Pur-
gative Pellets (which, if taken as directed,
insure the system against diseased upon pay.
ment OF a very small fee. All the principal
druggists are constituted agents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

For upwards OF thirty years Mrs. WINS.
for children with never-failing success. II
corrects acidity Of the stomach, relieves wind
collie, regulates the bowls, cures dysentery
and darrhma, whether arising from teething
or other causes. An old and weli-tried rem.
edy. 25 cts a hottie.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

IMPORTANT NOTICE.-Fnrmers.F Fam
flies aud Others can purchase Remedy equal TO DIR.
TOBIAS VENETIAN LINIMRNT for the cure Of
Cholera Diarrhoosa Dysentsry Group, Collie and Sea
Nee oath accompanying aoh bottie) and externally 70
Chronic Rheumatism. Headache, loothsche, Sore
Throat Outs Burns Sveilings, Bruises Mosquito
Bitss 3 res Pains In the limbs back and Chest he
VRNETI N LINEMEET wac ate odueed In 1874. and
no one who has used II but confin to do many
Eating that n Il dollars bottle trey would
not be without It, Thousands OF certificates can be
scan Al the Depot speaking its wonderful curative
nropertlss Sold ~ the Draggiss ct 40 cas-. Depot q
Murray Street, New York.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

To cleanse and whiten the teeth, 10 sweeten
the BREATH use Browns Camphorated Sapona-
cesus Dentifrice. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

Three oozcu Boxes ia Eross), will be
sem TO PEDDLERS. STOREKEEPEkss
DRUGGISTS, tcxprcssc2c paidb on recs,vs
OF ef.00-nbout cicvf1 cents box.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

II costs but one cent I'd send q postal card
to the Mason & Hamlin Organ Co, Boston,
New York, or Chicago who will return, po,-
tage paid, their catalogues and circulars, with
much information about organs. No one
should buy an organ without seeing these.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

An Extended P0pulariiy.-Each year finds
@BRows's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs' In new 10.
calities in various parts Of the world. For re-
lieying Coughs, Colds and Throat Diseases,
the Troches have been proved reliable. IS cts
a box,
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A VAIN WISH.

with all lAdgs sweetness, said Thank
YOu sir
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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-11-21

Familiarity with the writings OF the great
poets Is a necessity to any one who wishes TO
appear well in company. For l0c. we will send
book Of L60 selections from the beautiful mel
odies of Moore, the grand poems of Byron, and
the unequaled songs of Burns. ana 90 popular
songs Desmond 81 Co.. 9l5 Race ST., Phila.
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Chew Jackson's Best Sweet Navy To aceo
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he had SO far recovered from T5phoid lever as -
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saa like 20 my eaee for adv 6. sdieine strength
Dat Of patisnss.I prescribed y.ur CPelloSs2 Hsf@
phosphlies with spo.sss SCARCELY 70 be ertdi'eF.
since then doubs II an ~ D. hss prescribed Il more
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Such sas the stats eut made By Grit rate physcisa
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We will pay Agen q sal ~ ~ $40 psf mon b, and
sIpepeeH, ar allow large sslon 10 sell our new
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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

BAPTIST CHURCH.
Rev. j. P. Tustin, (supply)
Sunday ServiceS-1O% Il. IN. and on p. m.
sunday SCHOOL, q. m.
prayer Meeting-Every Wednesday evening at OK
seatsfree The public are invited to attend.
st. MATTHEW'S LUTHERAN CHURCH.
Mlnlster-Rev. o. D. $. Marclay
sunday Serviccs--10H a. IN. and ~ pm.
prayer Meeling-Every Wednesday evening at ~
Seats free. Nopews rented. All are welcome.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Minlster-Rev. stuart MITCHELL
Sunday Services-l0h q. III. and 6& p. m.
sunday School-9 a. m.
Prayer Meeting Wednesday evening at G>4
seats free. No pews rented. Strangers welcome
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Presiding Elder-Rev. w. Evans.
Mlnlster-Rev. NJ. l.. Smyser.
sunday Servces-10H and 81 p. m.
SUNDAY School, p. m.
Bible Class-Everv Monday evening at 6K O'Clock
Young Mems PRAYER Meetng-Every Tuesday
General Prayer Meeting-Every Thursday evening
O'Clock.
Corner of Third and Iron streets.
nesidence-Centrai Hotel
sunday Services-l0h a. m. and p. m.
Sunday Schools a. m.
Prayer Meeting--Satirday, p. m.
All are invited There Is always room.
ST. PAUL's CHURCH.
Rector-Rev l.. Zahner.
sunday Services-l0H q. m, ~ p. m.
sunday School, a. m.
First Sunday In the month, Holy Communion.
Services preparatory to Communion on FRIDAY
evening before the st Sunday in each month.
Pews rented; but everybody welcome.
EVANGELICAL CHURCH.
Presiding Elder-Rev. A. l.. Reeser.
Mnister-Rev. j. A. Irvine.
Sunday Services p. m, In the Iron street Church
PRAYER Meeting-Every Sabbath at Pm.
All are invited. All are welcome.
THE CHURCH OF CHRIST
Meets In 'the little Brick Church on the hill,"-
known as the Welsh Baptist Church-on ROCK street
east OF Iron.
Regular meeting for worship, every Lords day af-
ternoon at 81 o'clock
Seats free and the public are cordially invited 10
attend.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05
Bird Lore.

In tho ToocI, rolIor ,ho., =, h.,;.e..
.ho -; 'e,'o' 'n"'
| in that month ,ho, foa tha .L'. n,,:as
In North Germonv swah;a oad rnraI
surorsti,ior nroraii5 ,hat;r,,'o
bon from, ro,o,,..o., III I.,,
tho old ravon ill -. '
tho nost which ho Ell c. ~,
TLis .r,yor s,ona, :. ,,ar,, .nI''ah,s c. :.
conc.r. graat Good f,rtuna -, IL. ,,,,,n. a.s
has likeyi.e the ,owor nf rand,.;an h., ~
vi, bic when v,rn nm th.. arm rna rtona !.
found in the nos, Of ths msn,;e a.w wa,, %
veus ,ud a. !, ,,.,.- ,l,o No.. ;.,.;.;LIo :.
mu.t n. .,,,.,h, ,.,,h "a
! p .oar,tia ,cl eI..n l,'. .,,,%nd ia sa,,al
wb,t d;g,,n. Tho ,'..,a,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05
A Powerful Voice.

Just before thunder storm recently a
Whitehall man stepped into the telegraph
office at this place, and requested the priv
ilege of talking through the telephone with
his wife, who was visiting friends at Troy.
Mr. John w. Eddy, the gentlemanly assist
ant manager, granted the request, and the
Whitehaller began operations. He couldn',
be prevailed upon to believe that it really
was his wife who was talking to him and SC
many miles away. He finally asked her tc
say or do something known to themselye,
only, that he might be convinced that it wa,
her. Just then rambling streak of light
ming came in on the wires, keeling the hus
band over on his head, when he jumped t,
his feet and exclaimed That's the oil,
woman sartin'-only she's erode l.e.et-t til
more powerful since she left hum. - Er
change.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

The universal agitation Of the temperance
question now going OH in this country and
England recalls an absurd story of one of
those sly y,sanctimonious hypocrites who, while
they pretend to abstain from the use of stimu-
lants, are really quite steady drinkers. This
dialogue gives the three reasons why the
topper declined to partake:
Take something to drink ?" said friend
''No thank you"
"No Why not ?"
''In the first place, because I am secretary
to the temperance society that meets to-day
and | must be consistent In the second
place, this is the anniversary of my fathers
death, and out of respect to him have
promised never to drink on this day. And
in the third place, have just taken some-
thing"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05
Bryant's Wish Fulfilled.

A curious coincidence is noticeable in the
fnlfilment of the poets wish to di 9 in June
as expressed in the verse of which the fol-
lowing is the opening stanza
I gazed upon the glorious sky,
And the green mountain round,
And thought that when l came to lie
At rest within the ground,
Twere pleasant that in fowery June,
When brooks send up a cheerful tune,
And groves cheerful sound,
The sections hand my grave to make,
The rich, green mountain turfshould break >
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

A woman does more hard work in putting
up a clothes line than a man would in
putting up a telegraph line four miles long,
and when we come to consider that she has
to toll without profanity, a new lustre gath
eis about the name of woman, that three
hours lecture at eleven p. m. can never eff
face, and wreathe her brow with-with-
Here followed beautiful page of mingled
pathos and blossoms of rhetoric, but it was
lost by the compositor, and will never come
to light until the sack of the rag picker
yields up its spoil Cincinnati Breakfast
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The Seaside Library.

standard novels within the reach Of every one
Books usually sold from 8 toss given unchanged
100. The Kings own, BY Capt, Marryat 100
l5l. Hand and Glove, by Amelia b. Edwards loc
l5s, Treasure Troye, by Samuel Lover 9oc
i59, The The phantom % ship, by Captain harryst lSS S
SG The Sofk Mofd wS Ss T. lynn Lnton
lG2. Shirley; Charlotte Bronte . 20 20
Ss tr%6R Mmsy BY Captain adsGya1 S
iG5. 4 Modern Minister (Soi. - Cheyey Novel loC
lGe, me ast Aldini BY george sand 49,. ioS iSs
lGs. Con Gregan, by Charles Lever ~
lG9. st. Patrlck's Eve, by Charles Lever loc
H. H. esase 70 ny cSysn S Miss BIaaaon
172. Chevalier de Maison Rouge, by Dumas loc
i7s. Japhet In Search Of Father by Captain .o,
IA. Kate oDonoghue by Charles Lever 9oc
I s R4ihs Resns 81 sSgy S ss aat
III. George Canterbury's WIN, by Mrs. Henry .o,
l7s. Rare Good Luck, by r. Z. Francillion ioc
$50. Armaade, by Wilkie Collins s0c
. isa. juets Guardian by Mrs. Cameron ioc
1888. kenilworth, by sir Walter scott sec
is. Goodbye sweetheart by Rhoda Brougton ioc
ls6, David CoppeIneld, by Charles Dickens SS &
1sT. Nanon, by Alexander Dumas l0c
lss. The swiss Family Robinson loc
1s9. Henry Dunbar, by Miss Braddon l0e
@ is0. Me-, Memoirs Of physieis3 by Alex Dumas s sos
49, iSs. Heart Of Midlothian, Sir @tsr sosss -
1874. No Intentions, by Florence hsryAu lof
1876. Isabel OF Bavaria, by Alexander Dumas loe
1896. Nicholas Nckleby, by Charles Dickens eec
1877. Nancy. by Rhoda broughton v 1of
l9s. settlers in Canada. by CAPTAIN Aarryst 10y
1893. Cloisters and the Hearth by Chas hesde sot
200. The Monk, by Matthew q. Lewis. n. P.
Monk Lewis[. let
For sale by all Booksellers and Newsdeslsrs, o.
sent postage 81 51e1R5 q prfs sSp
p. o. Box 666I 81, IS and rs, vsndewater st. N. z.
aug 8. IT -6m
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

Nearly every man in the crowd has had
something to say derogatory to the eagle on
the new dollar. We don't mean to say any
thing harsh sgainst the legal-tender bird un-
I'll we've seen him. If our readers want to
hear something real funny on the subject, let
them send us specimen. Ii we don't make
them roar we'll shut up shop. 7a
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05
BIoomsburg Official Directory

President OF Town Councll-G. A. Herring.
Cerk-Paul Il. Writ.
chief OF Poice-.Jas. G. Sterner.
President OF Gas COmpany-S Knorr.
Secrgtary--C. W. Miller.
BloomsDurg Banking Conpany-.Iohn A. Funs on
President, II. H. drotz, Cashier, John Peacock, Tel
Ter.
First National Bank-Charles r. Paxton, President
y. =. Tustln, Cashier.
Columbia County Mutual Saving Fund and Loar
Associaiion-E. H. Little, President, Z. W. Miller
Secretary.
Bloomsburg Building and Saving Fund Association
WIN. Peacock, President j. b. IiObson, secretary
Bloomsbury Mutual Saving Fund Associai ion--J
Brewer, President, G. q. Barkley, Secretary.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

A pretty and stylish young lady called in
store the other evening and requested to
see some lavender kids. She was shown a
variety of shades but unable to choose from
so many different shades of color she asked,
(Which of these pair are the lavenderest p,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

An lrishman being badly hurt in a rall.
road accident, on being asked why he did
not sue the company for damages, replied
'Sue them for damages? Bedad, Pye damag-
es enough I'll sue them for repairs"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

The whole number of lives lost by the
clumsy handling of the German ironclads in
the English channel has been ascertained to
be $50. Only six officers went down with
the vessel.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05
THE COLUMBIAN.
JOB PRINTING
Columbia County Official Directory

President Judge-Wllam Elwell.
Associate Judges--I. X. Krickbaum, +. l.. Shuman
ProthonOtary, Sc.-B. Frank Zarr.
Court Sten0grapher-S N. Walker.
Register & Observation-Disclosures II. Jacoby.
District Attorney-Robert X. Little.
Sheriff-John w. Hoffman.
survey yor-Samue Neyhard.
Treas,irer-Dr II. W. McReynolds.
C1mmissioners-John Herner, 5. W. McIIenry
Joseph Sands.
Commissioners Clerk William Krickbaum.
AudxDrs-M. V. B. Kline, j. b. Casey, f.. b. Brown
COr0ifr-Isaiah Yeager.
Jury Commissioners Robbins, Theodore W
Smith,
County Superlntendent-Willam II. snyder.
Bloom Poor Dlstrict-Drectors-R y. Ent Scot g.
VIM. Kramer, bloomsbury ana Thomas Reece
scott, Secretary.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

The Union Pacific railroad company have
purchased a sufficient number of guns to
arm all the employees on the overland pas
senger trains for protection against train
robbers.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

i hold it to be fact, says Pascal, that If
all persons knew what they said OF each
other, there would not be any friends in the
world .4
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

1t is queer, but did any one ever hear of
lady giving birthday party, who was
over sixteen?
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

Mrs, Fortune, of Halifax, has ri ven birth
TO twins girls, OF course. Miss Fortunes
never come singly"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

A bad marriage is like an electric machine
it makes you dance, but you can't let 20.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

Waiting to be whipped is the most unin-
teresting period in boyhood,-J Billings.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05
CANNOT BE
EXCEGLED.

CnARLEsTowS, Mass.
II. X. STEVENS.
Dear Sir-Thls IS to certify that have
used your "Blood Preparation" In my
family for several years. and think that.
for ScrOfula or Cankerous Humors or
Rheumatic Affections, II cannot be en-
celle d; and, as blood purifier or spring
medicine, 1t is the best thing have ever
used, and have used almost everything
u can cheerfully recommend it TO any
one In need of such q medicine.
Yours respectfully,
Mrs. A. A. DINSMORE. d
No. 10 Russell Street.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05
VIGo7ENE

" IL
IL AGREEABLE TO the taste, GRATEFUL
cATmAWTIc, ALTGRATIVE LIE Raj es'snS and pfu. ii
RETIC. Its action Is not attended with
gour nor debility experienced, but on the
contrary, refreshment and invigoration.
Its Immediate effect upon the digestive
organs, whether impaired by disease or
exhausted from any cause, is to increase
their powers of assimilation and nutri-
TO those effected with an engorged con-
dition OF the liver, as Biliousness, char
tongue, a pssty, bad taste in the mouth, "a
csPrieious appetite and sluggish action
the head and OF mental dulIness, VIGOK-
ENE proves most valuable.
Its effect upon the kidneys is no less
aaieRGgI, Rg cleared P,a up by bitans Il. urine l.
Inn. tory and Chronic RHEUMA-
TIsM VIII soon disappear by n persistent
For the cure OF Skin Diseases and Erup-
tions or all kinds, VIGORENE is most
VIGORENE is composed of the active
GroPsrties Of HERBS, ROOTS, GUMS and
great care being taken by us that they
are gathered at the right season OF the
ysnr, and that they possess their native
ThatXIGORENE ha. the powertoP PUR-
LIVER % and HESRs sTMflhTE SH!GSR4TE iSa bTErs% she
I'VE ORGANS, Is indisputably proven by
those who have given II a trial and have
been permanently cured.
We do not ask you 10 try a dozen bottles
to experience relief, for we GUARANTEE
you will feel better from the first few
doses.
YiGORENE Is astonishing the world
yn.ds Nth y. eTIss and 4. ali other
ANTS, Into the shade. Pat up In large
esetles, double strength. Requires small
doses, and IL pleasant to take.
Price, SI.OO per Bottle.
WALKER Z BADGER MFG. CO., Props.
M Aa~ y.xS ..A Ia. 4,
THE OBJECT OF EATING" new book every
one should read. sent nee upon receipt Of q one
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-07-05

, IT Is A
Valuable Remedy.
SOUTH BOSTON, Feb. 7, 1870.
) MR.. STEVENS:
Dear Sir-I have taken several bottles
OF your vegetine, and am convinced It is
, Ia valuable remedy for Dyspepsia, Kidney
complaint, and general debility OF the
system.
|, I can heartily recommend IL to all suf-
fering from the above complaints.
Yours respectfully,
Mrs. MUNROE PARKER,
SO Athens Street.