Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-09-27
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pacIake Of the spirit OF the times.
! 4 Troy man has lost \ canal-boat
and local paper suggests that some
Syracuse girl took i Tor slipper,
The Boston P,a says il costs rs much
to bury man dcrently III New Nork
rs il does 70 live for sly months IL tine
style iii London,
According "a the Buffalo txprtSS,
/ larger beer doesn't intoNicate. II i
7 the quantity that some mon carry that
weighs them down.
Tommy. my SON, what is longit-
tudes' "A elothcs-lnc, papa.
Prove it, my SON. Because il
stretches from pole TO pole,
Cyrus Card was married the other
day, and on his wedding notices were
\ tho words, mo cards. But then he
doesn't know what might happen.
Some sqjourncr 1T one Of the Alum
Springs, III West Virginia publishes III
u local paper, AN ode 20 the springs,
OF course It's alumodo. ionkcS Gd;tte,
Wen give il handsome wedding pres
ent ~ the man who'll marry the Young
lady who thumpS all day on the piano
III oar boarding house. Nee York Els
press.
II You arc Shng Ivy \ bee, use harts-
!, horn il bitten hy snakc, vet drunk,
80 physicians say o. hang II bee
sting give uSa snake bite tiaciamdfi
BrCaiy,la Tdbh.
"Bcdad,' said i patriotic lrishman
yesterday, but its ripc watermelon
that should be the cmblem Of Ireland.
II always hns the green above the red.
Phiiadeiphia Chronicle,
A Girl who had bceen very obscrSant
Of her parents mode Of exhibiting
their charity, being asked what gencr-
osity was, answered. It's giving TO
the poor all the Old stud YOU don't
want yourself,
\ peddlcr, ovcrtaking another Of the
fraternity OH the road, exclaimed:
!" llallool What do You carry Pat
ent medicines" wNs the reply. Good!
=. You 80 ahead. | carry gravcstoncs,
was the rcjolndcr.
Will the boy who threw that pep
ncr Oh the stove please como up here
and get n present ol II nice book "A
said II Sunday yschooi superintendent IN
Iowa; hut tho hoy never moved. lie
was far-soeng boy.
a snddlcr was talking about new
style Of surciugle which he had got up
when one of the company pointed To n
misery old bachelor that was passing,
,, and said, eThcre's the meancst sir
single in this village
. \ jcwelcr being sent 10 prison said
| to the turnkey II you'll let me out,
: I'll sell your watch for you to good nd
| vantage No, no, responded the
! turnkey; "instead Of letting you sell
J my watch, Ill watch your cell,
!, A reflective writer has been asking
:; readers to cast their eyes hack about
7 ten years. Very few men have tim,
5 for such nonsense, Mrs. Lot cast hen
eyes back about three minutes, ant
! that littlc net obliged Lot to get frcsl
] wife. Nom Othan Pioammc.
+ Feathers will be universally worn Iii,
!, winter. Fashion Itm. Guess not eN
I claims the Norriston Hqahi man w,
y shall not wear feathers not solitary
! feather flour friends choose "a max,
I themselves ridiculous they can do so
! but no feathers for us.
: : With pleading eyes She looked II
! from the piano, and sang, "Call M,
y your darling again" But he refused
as there were witnesses around nm
! there is no telling when man will i,
: introduced into brcach.of-promis
J, suit III these days.
! Daniel Fender concluded letter
asking his precious Angelina 10 be his
! as follows: say yes, my preciou
i Angelnc, and will forever be you
i faithful ,. Fender Daniel though
/. that was II happy lit, and so did Iii
q precious Angelina. 7
A gentleman took the following tcle
gram 10 telegraph Office IN
nouncc, with grief, the death Of Uncl
James. Come quickly to read will.
;, believe We are the heirs, John Black.
q The clerk, having counted the words
!, said, There arc two words too many
y Sir. "All right; cut out with grief.
!" An Irshman aecostcd gentleman
on the street, late mt night, with re
! quest lor the umc. Inc gentleman
! suspccting that Pat wished 10 spatcl
) his watch, gave him 4 stinging rap o.
. the nose, with the remark, It has jus
J struck one" Bc jabers,o retorte,
r Pat I'm glad didn't ax ycz an hou
: ago.
d A lewiston pauper, living III the city
I alms-house says an exchange recently
s offered W the following prayer: 20 Lord
bless the boss of this house, be with hin
y daily, and with all his'n but especially
!. O Lord! We ask Thee % make diilcrcn
!. arrangements il that cook-room'
One Of the best cures we know of foI