Smyrna times., 1878-04-10
ChoWder,

r. ' : ''oFoSiS a Kind of Con-sister-y?
Of vo,y, Ome e brick in wall is worth a dozen :
Of sinmer mat IS more unhappy than the happies
a HckIhg her calf g 90" 10
the United States. i0''''''' ''eSSes II
boto1 "a dry summer and "big season - fo,
"o'eI keepers, are predicted. io'
a sign of Indigestion" Como - :.
''si' De back IN five minutes" YIN
tod Fashionable abl Christianity is deveIo,;n,.
''o many Apostles to the Genteels. pug
nostm nat Is more natural than that tho
pastry cook should marry his sweet i''I tar, S"0
DahclnS masters seldom have
out are always taking stems 70 r"y ra;ya money
Miss Liberty's face on the new do,,.r ;;
~, VIZ" 'h0 regular " lunatic fringe"
t;oan Inc " klssograph," for long ranoe oson,,
| tiOns " the latest lnyen-
lhe topper may be termed nc o
willin'." again. and be
-, a youngster in a carriage was sl,od ;e1
| shall 1l't,a; be'a lie said "No, but I'm afraid
cbnrrnh r,Gef thinks some of the fashionable
Jra,rI r"afH singing is done upon the bGh
ofa"l'lc principle. p''' VIC nigh
A standing joke: Gettinc
seat to lady in car, and fbdn p 10 b o.Ier your
give 1t to her husband. having her
It would be good tbinc 70 %.
Tna; 1T%aHIhg match between GEORGE Fraap up
ram and phonograph. ~ g rFanc's
MI; Mr. Joaquin Miller, it is run,oro1
s0,mg abroad, vita the intention Of T nnras -
returning to this country. '0' u never
viz u" d the 9th of May transit of Mercnr, 7
he occss;o, "mt scientists look forward TO !
,oo @nafies a Short was arrested in Boston 1... /,
;Pen ;6er, Ior stealing. His plea that bn S raS
'''' AZ Tue Time didn't avail him. "''' /
- Sald "a Mr. Mrs Partington, "Wbat i al tn; II
aeS Joout rheumatizing silver, and fhis 'i.S
''"" 'or The plumbago of our fathers !" 20
d iutI' th;5 B5raddon' the novelist, has eondnc =
,onI,Ios 0"G Herolnes through a sea Of s.
lony. ''' serenity OF matri
hh;l"ays h;n pay as you 60" said an old man St
,,n,, as nephew. " But, uncle, sunnosa So ! pi
'nt nE" T., anything to pay with ?" iETj" ITben to
Ia sun mas some very odd habits. co. "a "a
'eH ,e II goes earliest to bed if gat5 ior m ~
,ss oa,i; ana when it goes latest to bed # oots W
an yes" said a cabinet mol,on :. Th
ockery dealer, to whom he ,%"e' ,%"s 20 tai
i settees.'' SCH 'ei'sets, and | g.,
,'4 th olu lady when she heard the minis,or IS
,,noI ohere would be nave in the 49,
49,, observed that she knew we'll who 49, ~,
,ba;.,, Sus
ynaIltable mar lady: "Poor man if i rono pos
siGIs ,,iG 10 procure work, what sitna;ia, qua
u.u SUIT you best?' Tramp: " T",iioai ,I;oH the
hpanlon, num-" i''O'eS bee
Ion, Glenni w. ScofeId. tho n..., pas
'olhtsd Register of the Treosnr,, iiG"!y' IN
years old and nativa So 'GCry' Is sixty mar
nty, New York. - u Oii"utauqua wat
r. IA w
ms ms 1ti tsGoeTt Browning calls his new of g
I"@i ,.9 Ia Ia Halsaz," and "The Two Poets beer
novon o,au E1cn IS IN metre which he for
"oeu before. start
)me men bear nm urlo that
,rs beer up. Tba conn, nl'sIoftune- thrO
ity, while the latter n", overcome adj and
rs the difference '0 o'ecome by It, than
;r,,; and
~ pPniS the Gud: Mr. Budd asked bar sail |
81 VIII thou be mine?" Rose answorod' I most
~ sorry 1t cannot be-a Rose conno,' to th
'rned into Budd" '0 cannot Tb
urgeon agrees with Moody os = a. coun
lage or believers and unbeIievora ne 'n non
nately refuses To nnito "''"'ileVers' and half
oi 10 one who is not SosH Scsses e.
9 St' Louis Journal says B. Graft Rrou, six ii
oeco,he temperance lecturer Ua estim
=; : ~ nave begun previous to the Gin. sonal
u convention Of 1872. nearly
aklng them with one anotberr so;d vaIno
eV. .: sydney Smith, q believe INV c"n Castle
1on 10 De most exemplary obssrvars Sussex
: ireilelous ordinances; for the No. we'll n,
I'll the lasts, and the rich all the faasts the va
aduction of tho ,oL. bad C
upon bv the ,vo,s V0oo o''.s TAX mas been county
), The s,,,aoa.;1 "iiu means COM debt {
= ne suggestion to fill the eigbt bondo(
Hoie ~ ~ WIN make in the treasury bv connt,,
Y popular ''A Is not likely to estimat
farmin
So Delaware fellows ra,aot a., $200,OG
taI ear winch they tell every year about the iar
.al destruction OF the peach % cron value {
Xpect people to believe IL, RI |52; I'll
won't; they have found ont that product
ing the peach crop don't hurt If gram
HeraH ''V IL wheat,
corn, |
sr4RY SoHURz.---The New Hovep and buc
journal says that as for Mr.. Schnrz Sush
ems to have been selected ne tba She is g
at upon which to wreak all the wealth a
ice OF the anti.Hayes leaders. the much to
" OF the Interior, whatever his nost selves to
y OF may not have been, has nm such ass
laoly hlied his present office oblv future.
slactorily to the public, and il will will
more than sneers at his Hear the =
politlcal course to make the peonIe ,,,5I Mohet
NIIow they
living STATE.-The State of Tsxas In each sal
,tains population estimated ~ And the
: IL receives an annual increase haltdime
grafton alone of from 25OOO0 n aS.l neeplng
eople. There are produced ~ az VI the pet