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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

A meeting of the Bar Association
was held last Thursday afternoon to
take action on the death of Col. T. S.
Lowell. A committee was appointed
to draft suitable resolutions for pre-
sentation to the Circuit Court at the
forthcoming June term at Racine. The
meeting then adjourned to meet in
Racine at the call of the chairman, at
which place and time the resolutions
will be presented and the usual memo
rial services be had.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

A horse belonging to Byersdorfer &
Loss created panic on Main street,
Tuesday morning. After performing
a few circus feats and entirely demol-
ishing the wagon to which he was at
tached he suffered himself to be cap
tured.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

Ample provision has been made for
the proper observance of Decoration
Day.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23
THE HENCHREAN.

BY JOHN GREENLEAF WHITTIER.
My lady walks her morning round,
My lady's page her feet greyhound,
My lady's hair the fond winds stir,
And all the birds make songs for her.
Her thruShes sing in Rathbl1rn bowers,
And Rathburn side is gay with flowers
But ne'er like hers, in flower or bird,
Was beauty seen or music heard.
The distance of the stars is hers;
The least of all her wOrShipers,
The dust beneath her dainty heel,
She knows not that see or feel.
O proud and calm !-she cannot know
Where'er she goes with her go;
O cold as fair !-she cannot guess
I kneel to share her hounds caress !
Gay knights beside her hunt and hawk,
I rob their ears of her sweet talk;
Her suitOrs come from east and west,
/ steal her smiles from every guest.
Unheard of her, in loving words,
L greet her with the song of birds;
reach her with her green armed bowers,
I kiss her with the lips of flowers.
The hound and are on her trail,
The wind and uplift her veil;
AS if the calm, cold moon she were,
And the tide, I follow her.
AS unrebuked as they, share
The license of the sun and air,
And in a common homage hide
My worship from her scOrn and pride.
Nor look nor sign betrayeth me;
/ serve her in my low degree,
3 Content in humble ways to prove
He serveth well who serves for love.
And still to her my service brings
The reverence due to holy things;
Her maiden pride, her naughty name,
My dumb devotion shall not shame.
Mass.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

CARDINAL MCCLUsKY arrived at
New York on the morning of the 21st
instant on his return from Europe.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

The side walks in many portions OF
The city are in very bad condition.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

Messrs. J. V. Quarles and Baker &
Waryelle will visit GAINESVILLE next
week.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

A card bearing the following an
nouncement has been received by sew
eral of our citizens:
Mr.. & Mrs. f. f. PRENTICE,
Home at the Grant House, Thursday,
May 23d.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

Citizens living on streets in which
no gas mains have been laid complain
of the gas monopoly. Bounce the
lamps!
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

The usual amount of summer visit
DIS will favor us with their presence
this year, numerous persons having al
ready contracted for summer board.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23

PRoF. JOSEPH HENRY, Secretary and
Director Of Smithsonian Institute,
died at Washington, D. c., May 18th,
1878 in the s1st year Of his age.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-05-23
81 e q.

CARR-In Chicago, on the goth inst, Mrs. Olive
Carr, age SO years.
The New York herald., 1878-11-09
SALES AT AUCTION.

AUSTI6M, SALE OF MAgSSIpICEST HonsEnoLb
r6 6ossfiH, sH s9ib, fn9sAs THis SA1SHpAn ) aokS{Se,
IySVEIsSEa yE s4Ss ct AEo#s Il osSsSak ssa nHss As TE
NO. 40 WEST 2sD ST.. NEAR 9Th Ay
sl
s9a
saa
SETS LAT Gs
ATH1s tSaturdayl MORNING. commencing 10 o'clock,
the entire Isl %ssT T h n fe1s story house
SATIN FAELSs s. sSsE%oSS 5 sS rIAsoEosgE,
cf BosY "a hSp pSa
Ss''
ParIor Suits inaid ramss covered in expensive
siass aisd Figure. ET
mounted and inaid sets Of Bedsteads
plce Suits and hareloth Lounges, Pictures En-
kisTsry Dining kSg%rarhsA Sets in tapestry and
Tables bookstsnds; two Extension Tables one pillar,
S and Ppns
Two handsome Hat Stands Stair Carpets and other good
and well h'asfhSfd HIBEhT KKEaER
ss 4a snd or
railroad any other line to ial West l4th st.
n
slfH sHls HSgsEH2aR 5saHpsS4s 'HSSsHgsa SSSgiss
AT PRIVATE RESIDENCE,
NO. n fSarb Y MAEShT ETH 1R an2s srH AVS
EdiSS5NEHiSo SyNISzE Ei1SoSSh SIaSS
PARLOR AND DRAWING ROOM SUITS, In crimson,
and gold satin and coteaine Turkish and Spanish
Lounges Easy Chairs, marqucry gilt Centre and Console
Sty
Of Bedroom nlaid and gilt Bedsteads Dressing Cases
Bureaus Chionnier Washstands gle and double Bed
Toilet Sets rep. plush and haircoth Suits.
DINING FuKNITuRE.-Extsnsion Tables, Sideboard,
Chairs in leather; Sverware Cutlery, Turkish Snit
Take Sixth avenue University place cars or broadway
B-Goods packed boxed and shipped city country.
J. LEvERICH TARGEE. Auctionecr.
A THIS DAY AT IL O'CLOCK BALANCE OF
IL. TURKISH, PERSIAN AND JAPANESE RUGS
and Carpets Potcrs Embroiderfcs Chinese
Keramics, Bronxcs, DC, will be sold at auction at
MATHEWS, AIT ROOMS, IS CEDAR ST
A ART-ExTRAORDINARY-NOw ON EXHIBITION
SUPERB SCULPTURES in CARRARA MARBLE,
CLASSIC VASES (copes of the antiQue),
ELEGANT PEDESTALS In WEIRD ANTIQUE and BAO-
DIGLO marble The entire collection to be percmporiy
DAY, WEDNE EsDAY and THURSDAY, November IL, Is
and A. ut O'Clock each evening.
The Statuary will be sold on WEDNESDAY EVENING,
18th inst Catalogues at exhibition rooms ut auction
Office 55 Cedar DANIEL A. MATHEWS, Auctioneer
admirable cast Of the face Of POPE Plus H. taken
Immediately after death by the sculptor Alessandro NAL
Hcri presence of Dr. Ceccarc chief medical attendant
the Vatican, also exhibition Copies subscribers
The New York herald., 1878-11-09

NfORGAN'S LOUISIANA AND TEXAS RAILROAD
Ivl aud steamship Company.-The steamer AIiIERS
will sail from pier 80 North River WEDNESDAY,
November H. or sooner II full, for Galveston direct
taking freight for Houston and TO all points on Gal
and Texas Central Railroad aud
Corpus Christi aud Brownsville Insurance be effected
direct with the Atlantic Mutual Insurance Company under
open policy OF the line with that copany at lowest rates
Adavits required shippers certifying goods
have not been In an infected port.
For freight and other Information apply to
BoGERT MORGAN, Agents,
-nS-- --l-~ ~ 4. ll..a-
The New York herald., 1878-11-09

THE KURTZ ART GALLERY,
Esd ST., EAST OF BROADWAY.
TUESDAY. WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY,
commencing each day ssaPM
An unsurpassed collection Of
Japanese and Chinese high class
Objects Of Art, Ancient and Modern,
recent nportations Of Messrs A. A. vantine 4 Co,
On free exhibition daily 4HoTas t5sT kiEs HG q
A TUNIs JOHNSON, .AuCTIoNEER
"A. Old stand, 81 Nassau st.
THIS DAY, AT ioA O'CLOCK.
LARGE SALE Su5 Of STsfTRiSruRE rwo
r,i s %y skK6
lot Of sheet and bound Mos, lot o o ns Engs
atelle Fable, Kitchen Utensils, &c.
A.RiSiITkf TUFTS lsyS ( THOMAS Agssionesr.
Da :ss d as1 At hand d
including soms very ParIor suits, Bedsssads.
1o ID FsTs' g. ssfEs sS &C.
~0F;s s.wnsa 'sSG
and others Absolute sale. No reserve
A GEORGE W, KELLER, AUCTIoNEER.
AE h p dSy sEsc 4 II oit Hs q Il ssTi S2sSa
Dinner, Tea and Toilet sets French Clocks, &c.
VI THIS SATURDAY. AFTERNOON
clinton n y m.il I.fiGsa sai..loa%.. ..saS
Chairs Library Table, sidcSosrd 4c in massive and eisS
carvings the finest probably brought 70 this
country. -
By the late E. Deaasld Smith, Esq Catalogues res
A -A-BARKRR 4 CO., AUCTIoNEERs,
BARKER viii fps ~ s'Ss sSssr great sale . tn. Old
$50 . s. ns y q gay n % Ss our
Mt IL O'Clock. Sec sporting column.
A a. W. KEErERs ATcTIoSEER
The next sale Of valuable Patent Rights to-day
A ,.scnwAD AUGTIoNEER, a77 BowERy. SELLS
Ware &C, q arst glass hotel about 80 elegantly FUR
and Dining saoon particulars in time
pY JOHN 4. DUNN, AuCTIoNEER-sALE THIS
Ddsy oh o'clock % ,ss, Jonss e. 70 new walnut Bed
Piano Dressing Gases. Chairs Tables Hair Matresses
a saa @ large
EoREcLosuRE sALE:-THE PARRY HOUSE, HIGH:
On a"S r.. ias '' @
nare be bought - the same time morsase slaocl,
ssss,s ss%sSss %IIISS nicSs 'FH@ Pear st.
New York. or WlLLET PARRY, on the premises
Lies ID st. Fancy Goods Dry 0oods Clothing Hats Caps
Boots and shoes, in lots
rs. wEINDERGER, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
private 1888 East 5is. balance Of Personal
o' DER Of ANTHONY KEILSEk. Esa hsscasof' - = :
JsIDORE sWARzKOPF. AUCTIONEER, SELLS, TWO
Ioclock 25T East 4th ST. Furniture Feather Beds also
Dry Goods Clothing. Hats, Fancy Goods,
r DAVIDSON, AUcTIoNEER. SELLS II O'CLOCK,
and Dry Goods Store shirts Drawers Stocking. Cardigan
ps s S IN Gcsn o. wsSon GGc
reserve. Dealers invited.
r r. TRAvER. AUCrToNEER, WILL SELL THIS
81 day O'Clock A. NJ, ut No 20 7th st. entire
" Lager Beer Saloons also lot House Furniture
Stoves &c by order LOUIS sciLAMP Marshal
-
N .sclis this day at IL o'clock 3iS East 39th Stock
Fixtures Of bakery barrels Of Flour Counters Fix
lures Showcase, Troughs Tools, DC. In lots.
DAWNBROkEiS SALE.--R FIELD. AUCTTONEER.
l52 Canal st. will sell on Monday November II, At n
Gold Jewelry 0od Chains Opera Glasses Guns Pistols,
&e BY order H. Brickwedc 40O 9th av by order r. Nell
The New York herald., 1878-11-09
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
( LBANY BoAT-PEOPLE'S LINE
FIRST CLASS, 81.
EXCURSION. 81 So
STATE ROOMS, 81 AND 81.
II

4 LBANY BoAT-PEOPLE'S LINE.
STAFF rffsSSssHIS's bSS$ s s1sSs s4Sb s. 9
Leaves pior II North River foot Canal st. daily Sundays
sxssgisd sonaeeins AS;.ny xi,i train:
and rosn
s ss ana
A -CITIzENs LINE TROY BOATS; FARE, 81; Ex.
"a .esrsion " So ssassrooms al Warned by steam q
st. daily except saturday Sure connections fU'
asp D9AE at FSs FSE s5Sf rksE ksB
NEW PALACE STEAMER SARATOGA, FROM PIEH
f S1kI E6UTk A EPG6 HH k ST.
poAT FOR CATsKILL sTUYvEsANT AND INTER
Dmediae landings will leave pier - Harrison st. North
River, daily. sundays excepted. At n NJ
and @vhs
North River daily. sundays excepted, At 4aO NJ fall
Leave Brooklyn, via Annex" boat. At Pm
LroR NoRwAIK AND DANBURY DAILY.
80 saMs! M pier 10 81 East saisS River H. and E
3P connecting with Danbury and New Haven railroads.
SRS's EXcSasIoX SSsS's z TIcKErs, so CENTS
l3E BOSTON 4 AMP q ALL / T,N PoINTs y 'srGA East 4
AAssAcausETTs and kmobE IsLASb from pier IS
fSes Ut an say sssp s"n9ss
from pier % \. R. foo. Warren -, - 4P. NJ.
METRoroLITEAfHE ELEVATED RAILWAY
3pEs srSss,.s, rESM ..,a; m % Z
connects with cars for South ferry
CORTLANDT ST.-Nearest point for Jersey City and
oiisgErs .sr Pos. ONCE. City n.
CHAMBERS sT.-Noarcst point for Pavonis and Eric
hfFlRixaSy FRASykI1N kifI.1TN ST.
GRAND STNearest point for Desbrosses street ferry
Jersey City and Peoples Line for Albany and
with for Desbrosses and East Grand srss
eEsEEcKER srcounoc.. with car. for cas-. and w..
9Th point for ch,is,spGs, tl street as
Lyceum theatres Academy Of Music yrvng Tammany
halls connecting with fr East Twenythrd and Thir
tyfourth street ferries.
theatres Grand Opera House. Gilmores Garden and Ma
Temple and Twenty third street ferry Jersey City,
i3D sTNeaest point to standard Broadway and Fifth
connecting with ears tor Weekhawken ferry.
AID ST.-Connects with New York Transfer Companys
cabs for Grand Central Depot
5sTIi sT.-Neares. point for Central Park.
Connecting with cars Of Belt Line Railroad
FOR UPTOWN TRAINS take east side stations
FOR DOWNTOWN TRAINS take west side stations.
FARE, 10 CENTS
except between the hours OF 30 10 730 A. NJ and to
+. NJ, when tho fare is 5 cents
wM. r. GARRISON, President
NJ. VAN BRocKLiS, Superintendent
NEW LINE TO BOSTON, VIA ALLYNs POINT,
Steamer. CITY OF NEW YoRk and CRY OF BOSTON
30 r. M. daily, Sundays included FARE. ONE DOL
LAR day IN the week Positively tickets good only
Point Good supper for 80 cents Tickets for sale u
pNoRwIcH LINE for BOSTON. WORCESTER. PORT
LAND aud all points North and East via New London
and Norwich steamers CITY OF LAWRENCE and fall
MOUTH, from pier 40 North River a 4:U daily Sun.
day excepted Tickets and satcroos be obtained ~
the Office of the company No. All Broadway, o1
Canal Freight taken for all points ~ lowest Fos
further information apply At pier ~ North River
Rocky Mountain husbandman. [volume] (Diamond City, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1878-03-07

By.fines rcc'dfrom pro-
butte iudge..-............
Toam't anportioned to
the several school dis
: tricts. viz:
Rocky Mountain husbandman. [volume] (Diamond City, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1878-03-07
yNI'AL REPORT
OF TIE
pFcEIPTS AND EXPENDITURES
OF MEAGHEK COUNTY,. NJ. T.
Office Of the County Clerk,

Office Of the County Clerk, !
Diamond City, NJ. T., Feb. %, 1878.
~, the Board Of County Commissioners OF
M,aqAsr County, Montana Territory:
GryTLEMEN-In pursuance of law, |
herewith present my annual report OF The
ra,eints and expenditures of tile county tor
,rar ending February Is, 1873.
mis- report is II full and complete state
menr Of the debt due from the county. i'll
.l1,iup the accrued interest Oh all outstanu-
inc bonds and warrants to date, and a de-
t,fed account Of the receipts and expendi-
tlrre, OF the preceding year, showing from
whom received, and to what persons and on
what account money has been paid.
Respectfully submitted
L. E. COLLINS, County Clerk.
The following is a detailed statement of
accounts allowed on the several funds. dur.
inc the year:
COUNTY FUND.
March Z. 1877, II Collins. services
as Go. Clerk. tor quarter 1901 IS
March I, 1877. u A Hampton, for
salary as Pro. Judge for or 81 Sc
March 7, 1917, p j Winston services
as grand juror 5 40
March :, 1877, A II Beattie for ser.
as Cl'k dist. crt Oct. '1G term 90 90
June 4, 1877, TT Fleming for SER
vices as sheriff 2O3 co
June 4, 1877, L L. Collins, services
as Co. Clerk for quarter 15S 55
June i, 1877, {. A Hampton for SER
vices as Pro. Judge tor or los 90
June /, ", j Higgins for ser AS cd i,r q m
Rocky Mountain husbandman. [volume] (Diamond City, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1878-03-07

By spell del tax for '73
col i'll year.
BY del tax for "a col
in
BY spell del tax tor IA
col IN year...............
By del tax for rs col
IN year.
BY spell del tax for rs
col in year.
BY del tax for '7G col
In year,.
By spell del tax for '16.
col in year............-..
BY deltax for " COZ,
Ill
BY spell del tax tor III
col in year...............
Rocky Mountain husbandman. [volume] (Diamond City, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1878-03-07

Dec +, ~, A Hampton, for ser rs
probate judge, 6 months 1sl 10
Jan 9, rs, L L Collins for ser maxi
ing up tax book, etc. gig Ok
Jan 5, IS, II Beattie. for ser as
clerk of district court 319 60
Rocky Mountain husbandman. [volume] (Diamond City, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1878-03-07

Total amt allowed on road !.
l.tlu $l,277 90
A detailed statement Of the receipts and
disbursements of the several funds for the
llscal year ending February %, 1879.
CoUNY FUND. DIR. on
Rocky Mountain husbandman. [volume] (Diamond City, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1878-03-07

NCtASJ " SCl AS ~ COMA N3S I'M
Cohnof !" % 90
LOOK 45 90
l. Marks mdse 81 st'ry for co 3e so
u Annisser for ser in saw
ing wood. for County 81 90
jane D ~, I Cooney, tor ser as co
commissioner TX M
June 5, III, 6 w Cook for ser as 90
commissioned 10 5n
June 5, III, w Il Hasse for postaoe
stamps for county treasurer 3 90
june 5, III, Jonas Higgins. lumber
for repairing offices 2 2a
Jule ;, ~, e Collins, se~rvicesfor
district statistics 5.years 10 90
June .. ~, for writing bonds con-
tracts, ETC., and recording, 65 OO
June Q, ~, RN. sutherlln, for pub
llstlng last annual report o32 M.
June 5, II, r N Sutherlin, for print
ing assessors notices II on
June 5, III, c Meyer, ser as carpen-
ter, repairing . 10
June 5, II, III Fleming, for rent of 80
grand jury Room 500
june 5, .T,TJ Fleming blankets
Oct !, III, Van Beck & Co., books '0'
for use OF CO.. & expreSsage IT'S on
Oct |. ~ Van Beck q Go for bonds
and expEessage IL 90
Oct l., IT., w I Haase, postal cards.
Oct J.. ~. G P Rowell & Co.,. for
advertising sale of bonds. 90 %
Oct l. III. Boulder Ditch Co.. tor
rent OF safe for one year so 90
Dec 5, IT, j Wayne, for ser as asses
sor for 1877 s43 *
Dec 3, III, L Cooney, for ser as co
com. aa. "a
Dec 5, IT, c w Cook, for ser as co.
Dec 5, ~, G Barnes & Co.,, ton IL
cords of woodtor county "a 20
Dec 5, ~, r n Sutherlin. for adyer-.
Using 3G "a
Dec 5, AZ, L Marks, for mdse and
stationery for county $500
Dec 5, ", j Higgins, Tor lumber for
repairing h.31
5, '77,.IF Nc Clintock for work, "o
on county clerks office so 90
B., ~. W + Haase, for postage
stamps for county 10: co.
5, '77"G Annisser,. for saving
wood. o. IN
Dec 5, ~, + Berfsmar,, tor white ' ~ 'o
washing and daubing 6 90
Dec 5,.''77, w Geary, fors labor on.
gulch road -. 40 90
Ian 8,-7S, u Gooney, for scr as COS
com l5 20
s, rs, c w Cook, for ser as co
com 10 90
Ian s. rs, r ,NsSutherlin, for pub
fishing delinquent tax list 1876 90
Total facets, allowed. on.con--
t'ngentaand $$22,316 IS
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-09-14

THOUSAND IsLANDs.-That portion Of
the St. Lawrence between Kingston, at
the outlet of Lake Ontario, and Ogdens-
burg, New York, has been very aptly
termed the Lake of the Thousand Islands,
for it has more the character of lake
than river scenery. This section Of the
river, about fifty miles in length, con-
tains, it is said, more than two thousand
islands, two or three of the largest being
equal in size to Manhattan Island, or the
city of New York, with others of all sizes
down to some that look much like por-
poises or human heads thrust out OF the
water. Usually they are clad with verd.
ure, and the largest ones are covered
with heavy forests, Most of them have
rocky shores. and in many instances the
water is 80 deep that the largest steam
ers can land their passengers without any
wharves upon the projecting rocks. Some
of the American islands have been select
ed by wealthy men as sites for summer
cottages. Among them are often point
ed out the residences of Governor Alvord,
near Clayton; of Mr.. Pullman, of palace
car celebrity; Of Haydens, of Columbus,
Ohio, and Of DR.. j. G. Holland, near Al
exandria Bay. Alexandria Bay is one Of
the most beautiful spots in the region on
the American shore we'll known to the
tourists tor the Thousand Island House
and the Crossman House. Twelve miles
above Alexandra Bay is Clayton, the
terminus of the Utica and Black River
Railroad.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-09-14

Oh o.ias are s.~fsl- nsy G. ensk.
80. ss.t raxs srx u cs.iidrsa, ssr. sirh
pe.vse, ssi geo~rslsy pisy TIE Pi.ss.
Old sscte,a~. ere a-es--s- Try ds 80
esen ksss tss Q" arise ssiss 40 sphr
ss.a.
Odd na&,d- .se azsi.hs~- II coz ssnss
asy tAzsg asse thai rs9zisrs psf,x~ee .Dd
kisde<ss of se~rt. . si1gie isay b. ssrs %
be the ea~ 10 d. il
Old bzchel<r. ere il.-nx;Rrei- They
se>sfc Ia he ~ dis.tlixsag o. pe~sibae-
Tses sasb ehI.dren, s<-ps-s tssses. ssi
hsfe y"aag mothers. AMI arc ais.ys 50
lsassiy enp4Syri N -eranx that s.ti.er p-o-
pie t.ke god care If ihrm tia, thy have
Hss . hnosn~ai o. gsse to ssy enc else-
Old m.i<is are nscc-lss&Ing. sDd -yS1s ?
for their years O.a b. hes=sr, rrserally
have Fes nss-es. Tls~smzfism IN fhear
kD-ss. bald hc.t-. AMI no9sks that turn
so.a At the eorrers-
Old "a .la- Can a4ke q ksme II epe 1T
tie ruasa. and eu-k B-liei..a- meals 30
ose OVER tho "a j., IN eaasiag little tin
kettle, be.sass main: al tbeir o~n
warsirsi~- Dsd L4cise,s,E- se~sl an Army
II t@iluss. waters. c S-ks. di-t2st relatives.
and ho,ei lAasll.lrsi-. o. kc<p them es-n
forfAhle When cd nxias are al tisey
tie M their Le.ds in p -ckr.- hsnkerehief.,
take homeopathic pellets aGt u too bc,
ties. alternately, and get veil Axain.
wbca ssd bachelors are ill they 90 % bed
AID send for fur DOCTOR have = oonsuitA-
ton; q mantlepi, c. tell Il black botties
all the Amiable married men ~ho s'elang
to the club Ia ii, up with them si night
besides hired nurse; telegraph To their
relations in Eur"pe; and do their best to
impress the world ~ith the idea that they
are dying.
When an old maid travels, she takes a
sandwich, u piece of pound-cake, and
lunches comfortably in the cars. When
an old bachelor travels, lac orders din
ner in courses at wayside restaurant,
and raves because he has not time to eat
it before the Fifteen minutes for refresh
ments" are over.
Old maids drink weak tea, and it cures
their headaches.
Old bachelors drink strong liquors,
which give them headaches.
Old maids are modest; they think their
youth is over and their beauty gone. 1t,
after while, s me autumnal love is
given to them, they take it as sort OF
miracle, and hope people will not laugh
at them for marrying SO late in life"
Old bachelors believe that all women
are in love with them, and that they
must carefully guard themselves from
traps laid to inveigle them into matrimo-
ny. They also fondly cherish the belief
that should they eventually become mar
ried men the world expects them to ex-
hibit great taste in women in their choice,
and that "the other fellows" will laugh if
their portion be not tender youth and
beauty; also that when they marry many
women will expire of jealousy.--Mary
Kyle Dallas in N. Y. Ledger.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-09-14

DIssAPPoINTED.-Att twilight the other
evening thirsty citizen entered new
restaurant ON Gratiot avenue and in
Quired for iced tea. He was handed a
glass of liquid which tasted like tea, but
was almost warm enough for the table.
II inquired for iced tea," he said, as
he put down the glass.
"Aud you've got it," was the reply.
"Do you call this tea cold3" indignant
~ exclaimed the citizen.
The man tasted, smscked his lips,
tasted again and said:
swell, it isn't very cold, but I can't af-
ford to ice my tea every fifteen minutes
can II l melted up at least ten pounds
Of ice and poured it into that jar at noon,
and don't see what aiis it. Stand back
and let me fan the tumbler with my hat y
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