The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1878-02-21
WHOLE NO. 1000.


Can a young soprano be said 10 have
high-ioned convcyance when she travels
on her voice1
Patchouly is the word 10 use when you
want TO tell HibcrnAan that he provari-
Gates. Then run.
An exchanges says Commodore Wander.
bilt was a Free Mason. Bot Cornelius.
Jr.. swears he was a very odd fellow.
Miss weaiherhogr. of Quebec. has got
/ rid Of her name. resulting Ia a change Of
weather aud fall Of pork.
Say. Gov'ner. Bill says the ancicnls
I never kneE what II waa 20 be bitten by
| insects ] told him I'd bet there we're
Aoabites in the olden time. AmoriteT
Tho old Russian nuptiai benediction
/ Was: There wolf. take the lamb" But
Why call the women wolvcaT
The fashionable style Of saokeloih for
Lent will have three rows Of Fored ruch.
ing down the 'front.' bias trail. aud the
sashes will be worn pompadour.
Il is said that a new style Of jewelry In
Paris u called Indian ringn They are
not new in this country.
A religious weekly lately published an
article on How 10 take . missionary
collection" Show us the collection, and
VIC will End some way 10 take H.
A Western paper tells us that Chris.
tian Bark has been sued Tor breach Of
promise BY Miss Mary 0oobcl. Ho has
been Bark'ng up the wrong tree, aud has
been Gocbeled At last
Talmagc last sunday announced bis
belief IN a real old fashioned red.hot
place Of future punishment. and a. bis
hearers gazed AZ his antics they All de.
voutly hoped he was right
While growing al her husband last
summer. a woman IN Chicago was struck
BY lightning aud instantly killed. Ladies
should paste this paragraph IN their
hats
Stupid young man IN lively young
lady's parlor-"Hare a bad headache
leels as u there was lump of lead In "a
Young lady-"why. thought that's the
way your head always feel"
A tramp dropped In and msekly In.
quircd The way 90 the town OF Thunder
lie said that whenever he Aaked for
work he was told 10 go 20 Thunder"
and be supposed they wanted hands
there.
The laws Of gravitation are more difIi.
cult 10 resist 10 winter than In summer.
We are prepared TO sustain this assertion,
as we had practical illustration Of the
fact this morning on our way 10 our
Office. on ice.
A new piece Of music. entitled. 4 hear
the Angels calling" has made IT, appear.
ance IN Roston. A wicked parngfaphor
says. "All right, lct 'em take the pot A
pair 81 deuccs is the best we've sot"
The sheriff In 81 Louis d humorous
party. One Of the papers attacked him
Tor the poor quality Of jurors be selects.
aud he Immediately summoned the cdi
tors OF the paper 70 serve as jurors
Oranges are very cheap In this market
now, bat when you step on the peel of
one and sit down suddenly on the cold
and unaympathetic eide walk. you wish
ia your soul they couldn't be bought for
less than twenty seven dollars apiece
Emerson says that "all mankind lovoa
lover But Emerson doesn't live In a
down town boarding house. where the
landiady.s daughter aud her young man
monopolife the parlor every evening In
the week except Saturday.
Is there a bell 2 the papers keep AJAX.
ing We don't think there i at least
we don't remember of having received q
proposition from there 20 do ESQ worth
Of advertising and take the pay in soap.
- u can't BE- that there i any such
place.
Ny son. would you suppose the Lords
Prayer could BE- engraved in a space no
larger than the area Of q nickel cent?
We'll. yes. father. II a cent Il AZ Big la
evely ybody's eye as ID i Ia yours. / lhink
there would be no difficulty In putting ID
on about four timcs"
An eloquent preacher was diacouraing
Ia tent His discourse was 90 extreme.
ly pathetic that the audience, with the
exception Of q single person. was moved
20 tears. Tho stolid individual. on being
asked how he could listen 20 the die.
course unmoved. made answer. oh. I
dinna belong 10 this parish.
II is said that II electrical wires are
wrapped Ground a common tin can. a
sounds through many miles Of wire We
cannot vouch Tor the truth Of this. bat
We know that II q common tin can i
wrapped around dog's tail with a piece
Of rope the sounds emitted. " not ma.
sical. can be heard through az many
streets as the can cnascs the dog.
A correspondent Of North Carolina
paper writing oi q new railroad. says that
ia June next the mountain region Of
that State will be In communication with
the rect Of the world hy railroad lnr tho
hr-t time in the last s 600 years. unfor.
iunntely he ueFlrcts o. Say anything
about the railroad that ran there 1900
years aro. or Why Il was abandoned.
which would have been interesting la.
formation.
A young woman In Toledo. receiving
ten lctter- 10 ~ many hours from = lover
" hose addresses she had rejected. sat
down with fury in her eye 20 write an
answer which should siirctually put an
rud Co his love making nut the rrrand
hoy who brought the note said Ia some
III you please. mum. don't
write anything that will scare him. 90 be
won't send any more notss. cause I'm
maxim i've cents every trip in this bad
weather
Learn from your earliest days 10 inuro
} our principles against the pefils of ridi.
culei you can no more exercise your rra.
.on u you live In constant dread Of
laughter. than you can enjoy your lfc if
YOU are IN constant terror 81 death. ~
YOU think it right 30 d.Trr from tie
t.mes. and % make n point 81 morals. do
be-, however rustic. however antIquaicd.
however pedantio Il may appear do it
not for iusoleucr but seriously and
a man who wore q aoul oi his
0wn in bic b1.om. aud dii not wait till
re- Wa breathrd into Lim o. thc breath