Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1878-05-04
THE EDITORIAL TAILINGS-MILL.
Mayday at the Maison. 1873.
CELYBRATING THE DAY.


May-dav festivities already. They held their
picnic in the ''Salle Operations, across the
jall from my ward. The first participant was
= nile de joie, tho lobe of whose ear had been
rudcly split by the sudden snatch of brutal
hand at one of her earrings. dextrOus
handling of the surgeons knife made heala
bic wound, and the blessing of ChlOroform,
meanwhile, relieved the patient from all pain.
The othor observer of the festive anatomies of
the Day is certain judicial parsonage who,
nv too assiduous attention to his reed-stem
clay-ppc, had brought on what is known to
"a" surgical profession as smokers cancer
If the tongue. In this instance the patient
hravely withstood the acute pain without re-
e0rt to an aneSthetic; and he came out trium-
phantly, in i brief time, having had the dis
,as2d meuhec duly dissected and scared with
the actoal cautery. ct will be observed by
the careful readers of the MoRNISG APPEAL
that am rapidly developing into a somewhat
clFusjv, commentator upon the science and
appliances, progress and natural history OF
Modern Surgery. feel it to be quite posi-
Ole that may be prepared, ere long, to am
putate an aching tooth or reduce compound
fracture of the biceps fe1or cruris. The pro
fcssiou will understand that any playful mix
ture or misapDlicatiou OF terms is deliberately
pcrpetratcd in the direction of non committal
technology This mention of a disease to
which pipe smokers are liable is herewith pre-
,entcd for what it is worth. Possibly it may
exercise temporary depression i'll the kill
kinick market and cause corresponding in
activity in the current sales of meerschaums
ann briarwoods Ii is TO be stated, however,
that the old fashioned clay pipe is doomed by
The authorities to be more promotive Of this
kind of cancer than any other. So, let the
''dhudoen" be relocated to the blowers OF
soap. bubbles, and no longer be admitted into
hat good society where the fumes Of the frl
grant weed are cherished, withal.
TIE AUrOCRATICAL KEARNEY.
Doubtless my readers have observed an al
most studous exclusion of the Kearncy- move
ment from these untxciting Manifestations.
The fact is. ] havo preferred, in an evasiye
and semi philosophical sort, to regard kcar-
ucv and his confcderates through the lesser
ond of the microscopes IN other words. |
have fallen into the fallacious Complacency or
mock SELF as,ualcc Of the day and minited,
which is to say, bclttled THAT hra"ny agita-
tor And afcc, all don't h.Iicve that am
prepared to look upon this noisy eX drayman
~ 4 parsonage Of very gigantic proportions. |
Eut there is no doubt Of tho possession ot a !
II. ain degree Of rude strength 10y this aIda |
cious imitator of Wat Tyler; nor is it TO be |
doubted that certain powers that be would !
rather have thl bold Denis on their side than
them Indeed, to he plain spoken, think
have detected III certain quarters q disposition
10 t'attcr this autocrat Of the Sand lots and
oropitiate his rather startling audacity. Also
I note disposition to curry favor with kear-
ney by belaboring Knight, McCabe, Rooney
and tho rest Of the disconnected. The popu-
lar notion seems to be that Denis IS entitled
to the position of dictator, while the lesser
lights, his rivals, are regarded as mere para
sites upon the body commuHistic. Like all
great HcI, WI. Mccartney HIS pTCu q mlSHly
spawning of ahject adnirors Even the
doughty Col. Barnes, he of the exhaustive al
I,habetical pretixes, confessed, in court that I
he thought Denis a man of rare magnetic I
But then the Colonel absolyed ,
himself Of all suspicion of sycophancy by $
,toutly averring his innocence of any political
* -to-grind. AS to Pixley, he seems 70 be
subdued under the crushing inhu- Z
nee of Kearncys stormy phillpics From :
-isitors at the Maison | have heard an occa- '
onal hint that the so-called wOrkingmen l
we're losing their force; that the foul fiend of
iissention had got among them; that their
strength had exhausted itself, etc. [ would a
lot, if it were my SAY" lay any such fatter-
ng JUNCTION to my soul Indeed suspect
hat Kearneyism is stronger than ever
But what's the odds? Hear your Shep- |
nerds muse:
DENIS THE DAELIN. 7
Had the gift Of barney Y
would blaucy Denis Kesrncv: :
Wouldn't you
And I'd hush up Misther Roooney
who's no better than that luny q
Jim McCue. {
And as to Nisthcr knight. h
Who keeps stirring upa fight f
Wild his blub.
wonf haul him to the St,o-