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The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13
THE WAR In THE EAST.
RUSSIA HAS NO INTENTION Too,GGRA-
vATE THE SITUATION.
Nut Since the Great Powers Have sent
Their Fleets to COnstantinOple, She
VIII Adopt n similar q curse.

NUT since the Great Powers Have sent
Their Fleets to COnstantinople, She
VIII Adopt n similar course.
ST; PETERSBURG, Feb, 12.--Count schonvalor
ms the great Powers have determine to send
their fleets to, ,Constantinople, Russia Is obliged
to adopt similar methods. but has no intention
of aggravatng the stu 4tion.
rThe British Fleet to Assemble mt Gibfal-
LONDON. Feb. 12-1n consequence of the re-
fusal of the Turkish government to permit the
British Mediterranean fleet to pass through the
Dardanelles, the channel fleet has been ordered
70 assemble at Gibraltar Immediately for orders.
sensation Over the Porte's Refusal to
Permit the Passage of the Dardanellcs.
LONDON, Feb 12.-The news of the refusal by
sthe Porte of u frman for tho passage of the
iStraits by the fleet has caused great sensation
Though the excitement is less than 1t was last
week.
Englands Fleet Must 60 to COnstanti-
nOple.
LONDON, Feb. 12.-The Times says there Is no
hat the fleet must go TO Constantinople for the
rotection of England's legitimate interests.
7 The Lines of Demn rca ton Concern Russia
ana Turkey Only.
LONDON, Feb. 12-Rnssia's reply to the Brit
is Minister at st. Petersburg is publish ed
he re- In which she says thai the military line of
de- narcatlon is question which exclusively
col lcernS Russia and Turkey.
n, The War Fever In England.
TX ,NDoN Feb. 12-The situation of afairs In
the last causes the greatest excitement in this
city and Throughout England. The government
j. o ay called upon e take action
ous meetings are called for this evening and to-
morrow. z
Derby's Resignation Called For.
LONDON. Feb; 12,--some of days papers
eall fo1 Lord Derby's resignation. His hesia-
taion. they say. has been fatal mistake.
The British Fieet-An the Powers Agree
to the Conference.
LONDON. Feb. I2.-In the House of Lords to-
day Lord Derby stated that he hoped to an
nounce by Thursday that the British ieet had
He further stated that all the powers had
agreed to he propSised bin s2ngrenee m the only
ing.
The Russians to Enter Canstantin0ple
Tosday.
LONDON Feb. IA dispatch from Const9nti-
OF the Russian Amy will enter Constantinople
TO- day tK edne sdavl
The English kIecI Again Ordered to
C0nstantin0ple.
LONDON. Feb. 1s.-The order for tie English
feet to proceed TO Constantinople has bsen
peated.
The Porte and the British Fleet.
LONDON. Feb. l3.vA dispatch from CONSTANT
nople says Turkey will protest If the English
fleet passes the nard nalles.
N'S~N A
CANADA.
Discussing Sitting BuIl in the Dominion
@, Parliament. % a
OT-owA, Ont, Feb, l2.ID the DEBATE ol tLe
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13
The Next steamer for Brazil.

PHILADELPHIA. Feb. 12--The steamship City
Of Richmond, now loading with railway sup
plies Tor Brazil. will not b. ready to sail uutil
Thursday morning. A b u IS per cent of the
survivors of the M tropofis have sfgnified their
intention TO go. but all Of tba nntnbrr have rot
a CONTINUED d ON Last Page.
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Derby.s Resignation Called For.

LONDON Feb. 12-Some of to days ps gers
eal fo1 Lord Derby's resignation. His hesia-
\ tation. they say. has been a fatal mistake.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13
The Russians to Enter Canstantinople
TOSday.

LONDON. Feb ls.-A dispatch from CONSTANT
nople says 1t isoasserted that twelve battalions
OF the Russian . Tmy will enter CoRstantinople
to-day fK edne sdarl
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7 The Lines of Demn rca ti0n Concern Russia
and Turkey OnIy

LONDON Feb. 12-Rnssias reply to the Brit.
is b Minister at st. Petersburg is publish &C
he re. In which she says that the military line o
de. uarcation is q question which exclusively
col lcerns Russia and Turkey.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13

their description OF the repaat one Of the col
ored men said he would not have known it from
beef. At all events it proved wonderful slim
uant, as it revived the exhausted men, and ral-
lied them to o systematic management Of the
vessel.
Combinations.
WASHINGTON, Feb. 12-The Senate in execu-
tive session, to-day confirmed the following
G. w. vern9n s 7 Surveyor Of Customs for the
- Mrs Mary b. Leighton to be be Postmistress at
p, tmaster at Mobile.
The Senate remained in executive session two
hours. and almost the whole Of that time was
taken up by debates upon the nomination of
Mickersham. The present incumbent of the
snGsD S DoTf The 9ae aer s on e sfnaqr eo
iiirmation to the fullest of his ability charg,
ing r against him iack Of character. and
from the South. On the, other hand. Wickers
sham was defended and his appointment com
nn If aby Of Cor
On g final vote there were but four Or five votes
against WickeTsham; probably those Of Spen-
Ger. Conover, Patterson. Dorsey and Kellogg.
New Y0rks show of Young Ladies.
| New, YoRH. Feb, 12-The Tribune says of all
the exhibitions which ailmores Garden has Of
congress OF beauty and culture which convened
yesterday .'1 was pronounced by those who at,
tendeu IL 10 De bD9 extremity OF Vugartty and
| folly. The limit Of possibilities in shows II the
baby and cat variety was rea he'd before Benja-
min w. Hitchcock conceived the idea of q CON
gress Of one thousand beautiful and talented
ladies. This attracted last evening four or five
! thousand men to Gilmore's Garden. which they
converted into pandemonium of ridieule and
| rude sport
When the congress was called to order at
o'clock In the afternoon. Mr.. Hitchcock had
already expressed his disgust at the prospect of
failure observable on every hand. Theimmense
array of beautiful end talented ladies, TO use
his own language, had failed to appear and
they were waiting he thought to see. what en-
couragement the newspapers would give the
enterprise: There were, however, between
forty and fifty young women and girls in very
plain attire ranged on the platform and in the
boxes. or fortified by tables used for the sale of
sheet music and valentines.
If any one Of them secretly entertained any
claim to beauty, or even of pretiness. 1t was q
misplaced vanity. On an average they were
several degrees beneath the poorer class of shop
girls. dozen, perhaps. appeared to be too
good for their surroundings. and probably we're
in need Of the ptiable salary and the possible
price which the show offered them. but the ma
jority were simply light headed girls. who
giggled but scarcely blushed under the scrutiny
of the leeIing men. A few matrons were in the
ranks. 80 plain in features and SO ssdate that
they were not annoyed. Several of the young
women were evidently OF immoral character.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13

Decorated chaanbe. sets. complete in lde.
tail, latest styles. at 70. Oflner Il Co.'S. l7I Canal
street O
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The British FIeet-All the Powers Agree
TO the Conference.

LONDON. Feb. I2-In the House of Lords to-
day. Lord Derby stated that he hoped to an
nounce by Thursday that the British feet had
reached Constantinople.
He further stated that all the powers had
agreed TO the proposed conference. the only
poin. Of difference being as to the place Of meet
ing.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13
Easures in ,he Grain Trad

LONDON, Feb. PA number of grain firms
are reported TO have failed at Belfast. Ireland
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13
Englands Fleet Must Go to CONSTANT,
monte.

LONDON, Feb. 12.-The Times says there is no
+, use in attempting to further disguise tho fact
[ hat the fleet must go TO Constantinople for the
| ,rotection of Engands legitimate interests.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13
The Porte and the nrlt,sh Elect.

LONDON Feb l3~A dispatch from CONSTANT
nople says Turkey will protest Ii the English
fleet passes the nard nelles.
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sensation over the POrte's Refusal to
Permit the Passage Of the DardanelIcs.

/ LONDON, Feb. 12-The news Of the refusal by
the Porte of frman for the passage Of the
lStraits by the fleet has caused Il great sensation
Though the excitement is less than 1t was last
wnaL
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ored men said he would not have known it from
mutton, while the cook thc ,ught. 1t resembled
beef. AT ali events 1t proved wonderful slim
uant, as it revived the exhausted men, and ral-
lied them to systematic management Of the
vessel.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13
The English kIecI AGAIN Ordered to
G,DnSfauftnnnIp

LONDON Feb. 13.-The order for tfGs, English
feet to proceed 10 Constantinople has been re-
peated.
The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1878-02-13
CAN ID A.

Discussing Sitting Bull in the Dominion
@ Parliament. @
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LONDON. Feb. FIN consequences of the re-
fusa of the Turkish government to permit the
British Mediterranean fleet to pass through the
Dardanelles, the channel feet has been ordered
10 assemble at Gibraltar Immediately for orders.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07
EVENT and COMMENT.

The unwilling of the Andrew John
son monument has been postponed
until June Sd. Hon. Geo. w. Jones, Of
Fayetteville, will deliver the address.
In spite of the unpleasantuess about
Turkey. the Duke of CCnnaught. third
son of Queen Victoria, is to be- mar
ried next Wednesday. the 9th, to
Princess Louise, third daughter of
Prince Frederick Charles, of Rsssia.
The Bill to repeal the Bankrupt law
seems not likely TO pass the Senate as
easily as was suspected. Quite Il mum
ber of Senators are in favor of 50
amending as that while the present
one shall be repealed, a new aad less
Objectionable one will he passed at the
game time. Yet we think thp blll VIII
be repealed at the present session.
The Morristown G0zete reports the
drowning Of James Mcdaniel 10y the
cApsizing Of boat in the Hoiston.-
He was a citizen of Granger county,
and leaves wife and nine children.
Joseph H Mann. OF Leesburg, Va.
has iu-t been sentenced 10 the peni
tentiRTy for is years for killing John
Bresslain. Mann had just brought
home his bride, and the young men Of
the neigh borhoud. under BTesslBiT =
lead, gave him a catIthUmpisn sere-
made. Mann told them if they did
not leave and cease their hideous mu-
sic of tin pans, horns, kettles. &c. he
would shoot, They continued, and he
shot at the crowd in the dark, killing
Bresslsin, his own particular friend.
II wEB proven that Mann bad previ-
nusiy pided i'm similar seTeEades him
self, and, although he was OveTwhelm
ed with grief at the killing Of his
friend. he was convicted and sent away
from his new wife for Is years, unless
sooner Patdoned.
The Slate says the Mexican silver
dollar Il osiy used by the government
Of ths y s. "a bullion. and is valued
at iust s. ea8ts. Yet II c0ntaIus more
silver Lhs-H our new dollar. 1t is not
q legal ESnder. That is all.
RGssiG's var with Turkey has cost
her, all ted. S00, 600 900 RuUles, and
Ihs Vale@ OF about 60 cents.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07

WE neglected last week to al
lude to = cisrge made by Brother
Button, Of the Lynchburg VIRGIEe
IAN, that the Bristol News is pub
Ish.d ia Tennessee. This is a
very ilAmaterisl answer to cur ar
gument e5ainst tie Funding Bill
and it's defenders, and even if true
ia E mctter Bro, Button ought to
have been above noticing. But
the facts ere the Bristol EEws has
hecn published in Good5on, Va,
since 1872, aad the charge IS, there
fore, not true. During the afore-
said ak years there has been print
cd ct the head Of the News chat it
is published in Goodson, the Yir-
GINA portion Of the town" So
Bre. Button oaght not have said
otherwise. If this was one of the
main arguments used by him to
show that we are not sound in our
views on the State debt debt, of
course his case falls. BE would
not have had recourse to this allo~
cation if be had not felt the need
of it IN his dilemma. Ae the deli
cate morsel he needed "warn't
thsr," when he felt for it, his case
fails. $40 TRANSIT GLORIA MUNDI.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07

The Culpeper Tn1Bs, alluding
to an "unwsrrsntod, vulgar and
besstly attack" made upon it "by
a pusillanimoUs pnppy in a neigh
boring village" says it will take
no notice of him save to horsewhip
him or to nGil his cars to the Court
Honse door. Pretty red hot edi-
tor, is Mr.. Rcams.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07
Wap OF 1912 .

1 IL soldiers of 1872, who served II
y days, or vere in baftI-, and the wild
ows OF thosc deceased, Ere now, upon prop
er application and proof, ES5t5s Ed Te :
PLHSiaS O. - Pan N"Njs. All pension
err who we're dr'pued from tie Pension
List OF charge II diSiOyGTE are entitled
to be restored, and the widows OF those
dumped are entitled.
We are prepsrei 70 prosecute all pension
claims Of fhc character above msutioUed.
and viii attend promptly to all entrusted to
our care.
YORK & FULEERSON,
mar 10, '7S2m Brisiol, Tennessee
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07

Food greatly benefits when given
properly and at the right periods, but
to oyerfped the baby j. TO sicken ii
and induce a degree of sufferinf DIR.
Bulls Baby Syrup il the hest remedy
for the discomfort arising from over
feeding the baby. Price % GEMS.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07

Why should one suffer fer months
or even years with skin diseases, when
the use of safe snd simple means
would quickly effect a cure. DR..
Bulls Blood Mixture will rapidly
cure sII ekin diseases and prevent
their return.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07
Gov. TIlGen's Stolen OveYcCat.
New York He aid.

NGN 1NlA ne hiu-
Patrick ]. Ryan, convicted of grand
laTcsDy. in having Rtolen Gov. Til
deus overcOat from his residence i'm
Grsmerly Park, WIS yesterday call TO
the hRT for sentence in the Court OF
General Srssionk. Judge Gildprsteeve
observed that the previous career Of
the accused would not warrant the
court in extending much cIempncy,
and sentenced him TO three years in
the State Prison.
Poor Pat goes up to Sing Sing
for three years for stealing Tilden'S
Overcoat, but the man who stole
the Presidency got a nomination
for o Territorial Judgship. The
American Eagle is ahumbugl
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07
TRUSSES.

The Jones' Ventilated Trusses and
Supporters are the Easiest. Safest and
Best i'm the world. Acknowledged to
be the best, and recommended 10y the
Physicians Of Bristol. Now on exhi-
bition and for sale by J. A DIcKEY
& Co., Druggists feb 5, 76-Sm.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07

Main Street, Bristol, Tenn.
I HAVE agaIn rr0pened the Thom-
1 ~ House. on Main Street, and am
prepared to furnish iirst-CiRss accom-
modation to the public. No money
and no pains will he spared l, make
the hotel all il was in its palniest
DAYS.
BoSrders will be received on good
terms.
BEING provided with good stables
ana prepared tn furnish stalls. food ana
attention To horses
Rail road passengers will find the
house located in easy distance Of the
Passenger Exchange. the tables well
furnished and lodging unsurpassed.
POTters regularly at the trains 10 re-
ceive baggage and conduct passengers
Jan g. '74-tf
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07
kilograms as they Come.
Daily Summary for the Week.
WEDNESDAY.

Er. GRthorn Hardy boasts that Eng
land can send 10000 men to the field
at once.
Excitement at Berlin is reported in
consequence OF the alleged invasion Of
the Baltic Sea by the English feet.
Reports say Autria contempIates In
vading the Northwest Turkish Prov
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07

inces. The situation in Europe is re"
garded as unfavorable to peace.
New York City failures yesterday
reached nearly one million dollars.
Secretary Evarts and lady were un-
able, on account of the illness of an
other son, to attend the funeral of the
one which died last week at Wind
sor, Vermont.
THURSDAY.
General Toddleben. Commande5-in-
Chief of the Russian armies in Tur-
key. thinks war is inevitable. The
scheme for simultaneous withdrawal
from Constantinople has failed.
The Paris Exposition opened yester-
day with great eclat President Nc
NIahon, Prince of Wales, ex-Kiug
Amuadeus. ex Queen Isabella, the
Crown Prince Of Denmark Prince OF
Orange. and other dignitsries were
present. The American department
is said to compare favorably with
others.
4 tow boat blew up opposite Mem
phis yesterday, and a number of lives,
the Captain included, were lost.
Columbia, Tenn, has had a $4,000
fire.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07
1QWE u. EURSQR,

Attorney at J ayY.
BRISTOL, TENN.
PRACTICES in the several Courts Of the
surrounding Counties. Prompt G,tentioB
given to the collection OF claims,
Office, Main Street, in DR.. Ensor's Drug
Store. Sep Is n If.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-05-07
JQHx O euIlgER Rs

a ttOrney st Law.
WILL practce in the County and Circui
Courts Of Washington, Scott, Snythe al
Russell. Also in the Court Of Appeals an
U. s. District Court.
Special attention paid to suits in Bank
ruptcy. Office Main Street, Abingdon, Va.
Seq 23-Iy
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ADVERTISING RATES
RAFK ROB ONE YzAR.
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

For Congress, Legislature, or County off,
es, each s5 90
Town and Township Offices 2.5O
The above rates viii be rigidly adhered TO
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? 3nOMAS
HOUSE.
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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1878-07-11

"Ho isn't my Mr.. Green" Rosalie
broke in, "nor ever was, and the married
couple won't rob you OF anything but
but IA bad, undutiful daughter. You
shall stay here, mother dear, and--and
Bo--Bob and l will 60 to the city and
take the furnished flat"
"Am to understand" said !, advance
ing to this dear blushing, weeping child,
and feeling singular warmth and cheer
creeping about my fainting heart" am
to believe that you and Bob are the
married couple in question:
Rosalie hung her sweet head, and my
wife cried out to me, with the coolest a..
surance, that she told me how it would
be all along, and that all further oppssi-
ton on my part would be useless.
You'd better go to the tram, Joe, y
che said; poor old Black has been gone
this ten minutes. And bring some gar
den seeds with you, and bring Bob to
supper. Well all live here together.
And please God my darling,' she said,
tlinging her arms about our little daugh-
ter, "well all be happy yet"-Ha'Ytr's
W4ehIU
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1878-07-11

Maude.
barbara always gets her own way"
commented Lisette.
"Hush!" said Mrs. Wylde, authori.
tatively. Here comes your papa up the
laurel walk with Captain Severn"
Lissette peeped from behind the folds
of the futed Swiss curtains, Maude ran
to the Venetian blinds Of the bay window,
and Barbara climbed with sixteen-year-
old agility into chair to peep over her
''Oh, good yraclous!' cried she, drop
ping from her aerial perch with startling
suddenness.
"What is it?' said Maudc.
Its Squire Dal)as's hired man y
gasped Barbara''
''What?' said Lisette.
III don't mind about the first table. -
said barbara, turning pink and white,
ike York-and- Lancaster rose; I'd
]ather eat in the kitchen with Phillis'
And away she darted like scared young
doe. before any one could stop her.
go away!' said Barbara, indignant
ly.
She had cried until her eyelashes were
all glittering and her cheeks stained with
| tears, to say nothing of the crampled state
| Of her sash ribbon and white muslin
| dress, and now she sat crouched under the
shadow of the great Towering almond
| bush, as if she would fain retreat utterly
! out OF the word of sight and hearing.
Captain Severn stood immoveable be-
fore her, with folded arms and question
ing Spanish eyes.
II shall not go away" said he,' fun
til you have pardoned me-"
"How can / ever pardon you," flashed
out Barbara. "You have imposed upon
me, you have practiced on my credulity."
"You asked NE to help you gather
strawberries--and helped you
"Yon allowed me to suppose that you
were Squire Dallass hired man"
IL claimed no identity, one way or the
other" pleaded Captain Severn. II was
irving to find my way by shortcut
across the fields to your fathers house,
and sat down under the oak tree to rest.
And when you called me came, like a
true night of old. Now if you can con-
vict me of any serious offensc in all this,
l stand ready to abide the consequences"
"YOu never. nepeq will be able to for
give me,' sobbed Barbara, again retiring
| behind the end of her blue sash.
"Little Barbara" said Captain Severn,
falling on his knees, as fit were the most
natural and conventional thing in the
world to do. evil you forgive me?
And what could Barbara say but
"Yes?"
Capt in Severn insisted upon his straw
berry tart that evening, according to
agreement and they ate it together, he and
Barbara, like two school children, out on
tie lawn, while Maude yawned behind a
book, aud Lisette acidiy wondered what
on earth Captain Severn could find to
amuse him in the chatter Of q child like
Barbara
And when the red leaves If late Octo.
Der choked up the little stream beside
which they had gathered wild strawber-
ries, there was wedding at the Wylde
homestead, and the bride was not Ma1de
the intellectual, nor the lovely Lisette
but little Barbara.
"Dar's no accountin' for true love, ,
said old Phillis, as she stirred the we'd
ding cake.--Harper's Bazaar.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1878-07-11
Going After the Cows.

Jennie! Jennie! Jennie!
Where in the world can Jennie be?
She crossed the meadow an hour ago
What ails the girl that she fingers sou
The sun goes down in the crimson west,
The tired day prepares or rest.
And the lnyTard moments slowly pass,
But bring no news Of the truant lass.
"What ails the girl." The sober COWS,
Stopping along the lane to browse,
May look In vain from side to side,
And wait for the voice of their pretty
guide.
For far behind. by the pasture gate,
Jennie and Jamie forget it's late
Forget the COWS, and the milking hour,
And everything else save Loves sweet
power.
The icnythening shadows, UNDECIDED fall
The whp-poor will with his plaintive call
The gathering dews, and the darkcninS
sky
All warn in vain rs the minutes fly.
Twice and thrice docs mother 90
To the farm house door ere she hears the
low
Of the COWS as they trampcl up the lane
And the ring of the cow-bells clear and
plain.
But presently came the laggara feet
OF Jennie and Jamie. Oh! shyly sweet
Are the girls blue eyes as she stands
before
The mother who meets her at the door:
"Whcre did you 20, my child" "I?-oh,
Only after the COWS, you know"
Then whispered Jamie: "Whatever you do
Don't tell her that went after you"
Harper's Bozur