The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1878-02-22
For the True Northerner.

OE Tue lIue
You have requested to hear from all the
corners" of the county, certainly that VIII in
cude Loverdge's Corners, three and half
miles cast OF Paw Paw
Here is located an institution of learning
where hrs. Woodruff is teaching the young
idea how TO shoot"
Frank Taylor and y. A. Bangs people have
each been taking young lady boarders this win
ter, who seem well pleased with their respect
i've boarding places, II one can judge from ap-
pearances.
J. {. Rogers is endeavoring to supply this
town and those adjoining with healthy, profit
able reading, such as Barnes Centenary His
tory, Memoir of p. p. Bliss and so on, all OF
which are worthy the attention and patronage
OF the public.
John Loveridge has converted one Of the
large, pleasant chambers of his dwelling into
workshop, furnishing it with all the necessary
implements for broom making, where he and
Z. X. Hinckly can be daily found carefully
preparing the corn and neatly finishing off just
such brooms as will be the delight OF every
good house-keeper. Don't forget the old adage
"a new broom sweeps clean, and buy often.
While one of the imps from this Office was
housing around the other day, he came upon
the original OF the following letter which Is too
rich and racy to be lost to the great public who
read The TRUE NoRTHERNER
rlr Ben Heekart,
Prossycutn Eturny
l seen you at Kindul viii abot that spre that
them childrun had at old doc masons and ne
orto be tuck up fur that deprudashin becase
that STUFF he CAV to um got um drunk and I
don't keer dam for him. hes a cuss NV q de-
rectur NV scule deestrlck to git um all lite and
raZe hell with the scue moster as tina done that
da now If you think il will du emmy good to
pop that ole rape thru Ill go in on the cuss big
FUR he rides about with his stove pipe hat on
and hardly looks at us other offisurs but we are
gon to run deestric no as he amt fit to cara
CUTS to a bare I've bin asesur OF this deestric
good menny time with babbunes and munkees
for derecturs but he caps the cIymax now mr.
Heckurt ef we let this dog go on as hes DUN
our scule is gone to blazes aud our monny lost
and cmdrun immorased we've got som mon
ny yit IN the sesurs kere and go in for pain n
out tn stop him thow OF you will rite and LET
me no how to comens will put it in the suds
and then Lee viii go to pa pa and git you and
we will make egsampal NV him let me no
sune as am the moderator Of deestric no NV
pine grove and want to du nv dooty and then
my konshunce Will be cleer. L think il orto be
tended tu while its hot and we Will git good
weld on the Gus and take out some nv the
storch out of him es he cuts big dash on 9th
er foskes capitul
he had the impodens to oppose me at the scule
metin when L wos up fur moderator he told tn
or tire that dident have larnin enuf for the
ofus ges hel find out befoar / git thru with
him that am no tame bare as he calls me be-
caws / am fat / no that IL is discuragin tn hay
fus IN scule, but morse to let gilty person
go oleer now eff YOU will tell me as sumo az
you kun as / bant got nothin els to see tn till
that's thru Old Williams will go bale fur he
hates him tu becaws hes an ole mule cred, big
heded infydel and ort to be put out of offus--
you may dirsc to Pine Grove Scule destric no 4
to Beck Brady moderator
Ps 1 am gud old dimOcrat and so is Lee the
cesure but the pudin faced ball heded crib ov q
directur is niger lovin republican and no
you hate SIGH