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Timber for Butter Tabs.

Professor Arnold said. at the last
meeting of the American Dairymen'S
Association:
There l. 10 timber like white oak for
butter. II has very little sap. impartS
no unpleasant flavor, and in the third
place the grain is tighter than any
other wood. These three reasons make
it one of the least objectionable for
packing purposes. If the tub IS proper
" prepared YOU NAV Use ash or almost
any timber. First soak them in cold
brine; then in boiling hot brine. YOu
Will thus soak out all the flavor of the
wood. ] have heated butter iirkins
with steam, inserting a rubber hose
through a hole in one end Of the lirkin.
and connecting it with the boiler. The
hot steam being turned in. the wnUd
viii swell and the steam will push its
way through the joints and pores. Isv
letting II stand fifteen minutes the sap
Will br taken out. But that don't du
everything. You want To I'll the pore,
80 full of salt that the air cannot penr-
trdte through and act on the butter
next 10 the wood. But hy saakiug
them in boiling brine they become ei-
fectually saturated and imperyiOuS To-
air. y gentleman of INV acquaintance
packed some IN tubs thus prepared in
1873, and kept il till $50. when il was
good and sweet. and that al the edge Of
the tiTkIn was as sweet - u was any
where.
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The Use of Ammonia.

\ writer, a cOtempOrary, who evil
IDENTIFY speaks from experience, ell
Enthusiastically rehearseS the beneficial
uses Of ammonia, many of which are
new to us, and possibly also 10 our
readers, In the season of infuPnZas.
and the prOStrating headaches which
result theTefrOm, the inhaling of am
mOnla Is a specific remedy, and for
heartburn and dyspepsia it is specially
recommended. Aromatic spirits of
ammonia are prepared for the latter
complaints, and ten drops in a wine
glass Of water Is a dose for an adult.
For household and cleaning purposes
its beneficial uses are innumerable, and
its cheapness brings it within common
reach. To wash dishes easy, put am
mOnia in the dish-water. \ teaspoon
full in quart of warm snapsuds will
instantly remove fiy speckS. smoke and
dirt from windows and paint, and
greatly lessons the hOusekeeper's
labOrS, since il ObYiateS scrubbing.
For washing silver and mirrors the
above is also an excellent preparation.
dressing and Frightening both in a
manner most gratifying to lovers of
neatneSS. For removing grease spots
from any fabric a few drops Of am
mOnia should be poured upon the stain.
which requires to be quickly covered
with blOtung paper and to be pressed
with warm flatirOn. To rare laces
and old muslins it imparts a newness
and freshness if few teaspOOnfuls he
added to the suds in which they are
washed To clean a hair-bruSh and
comb, put ammonia in a bowl of water;
wash, rinse, and lay in the sun To dry.
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-. 2. NOBLE ?. VI. ADAMS
NOBLE 4 ADAMS.
A ATTORNEYSAT ATLAW. Singers Block. If
N An. o. nsi-'.5-iy-
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UTIINU , VI III ~
Genl supt.
NJ NJ GREENE. President
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Holocaust is q solid old word and
We wouldn't say anything against ID
for the world. bUt 1t does seem tIat il
stares q fellow in the face all the time
nowadays. Webster and Worcester
and the others Of them tell us plainly
that the word comes from the Greek
OiDS 'whOlel and kOHStHy fLumtI. meau-
ing AL burnt up or something like
that. Now. whenever any drowning
accident, railroad disaster. homicide
case or big rain storm Is heard Of III
the New York Herdh office that
holocaust" Is stuffed into the headline.
with the bldckest VI black letters u
make il stand ont. The other dav.
when six or seven hundred persons
We're drowned in the Thames. out
came the HsrdiTy holocaust. Here Is
a Minnesota paper describing the vel
low lever business as q holocaust.
and here Texas paper speaking Of an
Indian raid as -Jle holocaust Of the
plains They viii get 80 after a while
that they must throw around -holo-
caust7 every time a cow las a calf
PhiLa. Times.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31
GIRLS OF TO-DAY.
Their Ideals nf Marriage Harsh
Criticism III Young Women.

II i UEluritIhir that the ilpa of
marriage has pi late wears greatly
changed. SdyS ;hr New York Home
JCH5HGi. dn,i the change has been pro-
dUcrd in part hy what she ~ecS. and in
part Toy what she rr;ldS We entertain
no doubt that the female uDvriist> who
have followed IN Inc wake gt the late
IeOrgr Laurence have materially mOii-
led the Ideal of a suitable lover ~ en-
tertalned 10y many of their sex. ~Dui-
da. Miss BrOughtoU. Miss Annie.
Thomas and others who have arrUIS-
TONED them to fernciuuS l0yers-but
We viii not waste our time in repeat
ing description ui the physical ppcll-
llaritieS of the AdDniS of tine period.
according to the standard ut the female
three-yulUmc novel. Everybody knows
the sort of lover. half Ajax. half Paris.
of their muuOtunuus pages. Grown
up people nJy smile M such dbSUriIi-
ties, but the girls are very impression
able. ami when once they have adopted
such an ideal II l. not Easy tO eXpel il
from their minds. The person hardly
exists III real lie, the nearest approach
tu II being any or every WHpTincipled
man who IS prepared tu make fierce
love To any fool he meets. Obviously
this ls not condition of things favor
able 10 marriage; FOR while il makes
girls more prompt. indeed. more eager
10 ilIrJ. Il lndispoSes them 10 appreciate
attentions of more delicate but more
practical kind ~ much for the
change produced in the ideals of wo-
men by what they read. The IranSfOr-
nation is completed by what they see.
While silly novels tell them that a low
er, to be worth ANYTHING. must rail
against heaven and bite the grass with
his teeth, the whole arrangements of
society keep daily telling them that
husband Is no good at all unless he has
a great deal of money. During the
last twenty wears the practice of lux
uriOus self-indulgence has Crept on
apace. We are assured that trade is
bad, and that everybody is poor. We
can only reply, ~CirrmSpicer Splen-
dor and spending are still the order of
the day, and households vie with each
other IN tine race of OStentatiOn. Peo-
pie whose home Is in the country must
have house in town. People who
live in town must he able to take
house in the country, or Il house at q
seaside, whenever they feel inclined to
have Il change. Extravaganza, not
economy, is the standard of domestic
happiness d present III fashion. Ii Is
not a girls ideal, when she marrieS,
that she should stay at home: but, on
the contrary, that she should leave it
peTpetually. In a word, if Won get at
the heart of Il great many girls, yOu
discover that their ideal Of life is that
II should be one continual -sprer."
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GEORGE & sEEEY,
A TTORNEY At LAW. Tim, Ohio Oflce
n corner Main and Perry SiFeriS-
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Figures West Of Bellaire inclusive are Co
lumbus time; figures East Of Wheeling in
elusive, Baltimore time.
ZanssviIle Accommodation leaves Zanesyille
daily except sunday az u A. NJ. and arrives
n Columbus al . Is A. NJ. stopping at all
stations.
Express trains run daily. other trains daily
except sunday.
TUOs. p. BARRY.
Western Pass'r Agt. Cincinnati.
J.. " COLE. Gent Ticket A'gt Baltimore,
&. II. HUDSON, Supt Trans. Ohio Division,
Chicago.
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MY CHILDREN.
ii MRS. a. ?. ooscEoyF.

Two royal GIT, 10 me sTc given,
Two fairest flowers froln highest hrAgrl.
Two Jewels bright. without alloy,
Two treasures rarr--Iny girl and boy.
One pair Of Flue eyes, one Of black
To paint their beauties words lack;
They beam forth naHght but sweetest JOY
On I'll around, my girl and boy.
/ think upon their faces fair
That angel traces Iinger there,
And almost fear that earth may clOy
And heaven yet claim my gin and boy
Not for the place Of any queen,
OF royal robes and gracious mien.
Nor fame Of Helen Of old Troy,
Would ] exchange my girl and bog.
When years shall leave their whitening trace
And print their fuTrOws on my face,
Who VIII all tenderest arts employ
To smooth my way? Ny girl and boy.
Then changed my locks to gray from gold
Iife's evening shadows Will enfOid,
And fate each hope Of youth destroy,
Yet spare me these-my giF! and boy.
And when no more the fretfed scroll
OF time shall bind my waiting snEl,
Still incomplete cen heavenly joy
Until greet my girl and boy.
Chicago Inter DcoaH.
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An INFURIATED FATHERS FIGHT.
Resisting the autopsy Upon his Daugh-
ter'> Body.

Mrs. Jane Vogt. wife nf Frederick
N0St. OF l:;;I Cedar street. WAS found
dead IN her bed Yesterday morning.
She had occupied the bed with her son.
~ years uid. and her husband. some
dscolOratiOns which Were found on
tne Of her arms led Detective Fuchs.
who was detailed To investigate the
,ase, To suspect foui play. According
y, he arrested the husband. nOtwith-
Sanding his protestati0nS OF inno-
eence and his assertions that his wife
lad died from excessive drinking. Ed
ward Dempsey, NOgt's father-in-iaW,
hearing Of his daughters death. and of
ule action of the police, became very
Indignant, and swOrr that no autopsy
should he held. He is a powerful
nan. He armed himself with a heavy
hickory ax-handle. ard stationed HIM
self beside the bed on which Law the
corpse. Coroner Eliinger and Deputy
Coroner GOldSchmiedt went tn the
house to make the autopsy. but We're
refused admittancc by Dempsey. In
reply To the COrOneT's explanation that
The examination was necessary in or
der TO eNOnerate the husband. Dempsey
asserted that his daughter had died
naturally, and that il was an outrage
he would not allow to have his child'S
body butchered without reason. COrO-
ner Ellinger and DIR. GOldschmiedt at
tempted TO make their way into the
lOOm, hut the savage way in which
Dempsey swung his club caused them
T. drop their papers and flee to the
TweRty-seyenth Precinct Station
house, pursued by the angry father.
Dempsey soon gave up the chase and
returned to tine house. Coroner
EllingeT issued an order for the re-
mOVal OF the body To the statiOn-hOuse.
where he decided to perform the
autopsy. The order was given to De
tectiye Fuchs. Dempsey chased him
away from the house. Fuchs then Sc
cured the assistance of ROundsman
Cahill, but Dempsey forced them To IT,
tire. They soon returned with three
other officers. Dempsey, CRYING and
stood bv the side of the
body, and defied them to take it away.
He fought desperately, and when the
body had been placed in the under
takers wagon, and he was released, lie
seized his aX-handle and rushed after
The wagon, uttering imprecatiOns upon
those who had committed what he felt
to be an outrage. His cries caused the
gathering of large crowd in front of
the statiOn-house.
The autopsy at the statiOn-hOuse
showed that Mrs. VOgt had died of
cerebral apOpleXy, caused by excessive
During all this time
Dempsey was kept outside. He raved
and cried like a madlnan. He would
assault the walls of the building, and
then fell back in despair, crying out
oh, my child, my child; they're cut
ting her up" Then ne would appeal
to the crowd to help him break in and
recover the body. VOgt was dis
and the body was sent back 10 |
NOgtS rooms. Dempsey, acting like a |
man, followed the wagon |
York Times.
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Al. RUEss

NOTAEY PUBLIC and General Collection
~ Agency. VIII aftrnd 70 any business In
structed to him proIuptly. Ofiice at Bloom
Vile Ohio -
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31

Children tell US as much truth rs the
catechism. \ grave school inspector,
with face which resembled the lenth-
ened line of misery, was trying to i'm
press some infant minds with awful
facts. Sternly looking into their hap
py faces he asked, with a voice from
the tombs." children. do you know
who loves all mem" The silence was
oppressive for a minute; but the CO.
nundrum must be answered, and one
little bit of humanity in the far-Off
corner timidly lifted her head. ~Ah,"
glumly observed the tragic inspector.
well, child, You will tell the whole
school who loves all men?" She rose.
stroked the wrinkles out of her pretty
white apron, and answered with a
shrill voice, -All women, sir"
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31

Al IIdII7 TIII WlIIIFl 7IIIIIIaIT , TlI"IITII
COSSErTIOSs.
Al Fremont trains 0n J. :. & u r. K. pas,
E..si . > A. NJ. 9 o. A. NJ, n % A. NJ. " =.
NJ. 10 % I. NJ
At Burr00n. Pennsylvania Co.. trains pas
East . = 4 M-. 10 " A. NJ. J5 +. a. West
10 o. A. NJ - 7. "
Ets; y A NJ - T. 81 6 % r. ~ f: West
. 90 A. NJ 10 - A. N. p; Z % r. NJ Trains on
e. & r. Il, r.. pass south 8 A NJ. n = A
NJ. 02 +. 4. +: North. q A. NJ. 81 +. u
s. T.. NJ
Al Lima. trains on ID. & NJ Il. r., pass South.
Il > A. NJ A; % - A. NJ % p. NJ. North, ; ~
a n: % p. ~. r. r.. W. s G. r. K, Trains
MS East. { ~ A. NJ. . A. NJ 10 2. NJ.
West. b. = 4. NJ. . A. NJ. 10 % A. " ; %
PM
W. H. ANDREWS. Gen1. Ticket Ag'L
III BCRGOOS, Gent. superintendent.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31

Among other curiOsities on eXhibi-
ton at the American Department Of
the Paris Exposition was a spring
chicken from an American boarding
house. The chicken was taken TO the
guillOtine one morning, but when the
heavy knife fell on its neck the fowl
gave frightened Sqawk. and after one
or two tremendous pulls jerked its
head away from under the knife and
made its way back to the coop in the
Exposition. The knife was sent TO the
the foundry for repaiTs.-BHrlingtOn
Ha10keye
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Or. W. MARTIN,
HOTELS.
nFFIN HOUSE

q KINZER, Proprietor, Market Street, Tif-
W. I'm, Ohio. The house has been thor
Oughly Overhauled, has good stabljng, and is
prepared 10 furnish the travelling public with
all necessaFies I'm good style.
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EPlGRAM

Said thief to a vii, there's no knowing ones
friends,
Until they've been tried and found steady"
VERY true" said the Wit, but all yours, pre-
sume,
Have been tried and found guilty already?''
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31

Through coaches between Detroit and Co
Iumbu- GA both express trains.
Connections rl..f- lu the Union Dcud1 at Co
Iututu~ for Newark. Ldu-syilIe, tirci@sllle,
t'brITie1fha Portsmouth Lancaster, Athens.
Vtrir-rst sfuI ParkeT,burg ~ Marion Tor
r.Ti.fr. Ju a .g g.. IS. T. K. ~ Upper sandusky
iDr Euc,r ms Lima. 70. Wayne aud Chicago 20
5,--rs- Fiudi.g. Tifln and Sandu>ky; n FOs-
rori-i win r. & o. AID l. p. & T. Railroads for
Fremont. Deshler and Defiance % TaiedO
MIN h. s & " s.. r. & 7. VI. and Canada
southern Railroads for Detroit. Jackson. -an-
.Ius. Grand Rapids. East saginaw ana Al
D. .nts iu Michigan
ParIor and sleeping Car on all through
train, from G1lumIus to New York, fluladel-
rTi1 and Baltimore without change.
". A. MILLS.
ORLAND SMITH. Gent Ticket Agt.
Geul Supt.
NN GREENE. President
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BOYA-FIDE CIRCULATION. 252O.

TERMS.-OHc year in advance. 500: SIX
months. slOO: Three months. ~ cents.
ADYERTISING.-The TRIBUNE a. an adver-
Using medium has no superior. II has a
Large circulation. and Is read by thrifty. en-
ergeric clasa Of people. Advert sement, in
serted as low as IN amy firsi-clasS paper.
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DOCTOR WAueAMAN-

OCULIST AND AURIST has Just returned
~ from visit 10 the Hospitals Of London,
Paris and New York.
Long. Short and Weak Sight Corrected by
The aid OF French Trial GLASSES.
OFFICE HOURs-9 A. NJ. TO 3 p Nj
q Madison strsst Tim, Ohio.
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TRAINS GoING EAST.

r. X. MYERS.
Gent Passenger and Ticket Agent.
p, TT. W. & c. r. Il.
On and after May y. 1893. trains viii leave
stations as follows
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31

When men. hy age fail In their sigh
and hearing. they htd better console
themselves with the thought that they
had seen and heard enough.
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BF HTTTuE Nd

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SUR
H GEOS, Thin. Ohio. ONCE hours from 8
10 10 A NJ, and from 20 { z. Nj. Saturdays
from 10 A. M. 10 ; ?. NJ ONCE ever HISS
IsOOk Store. April II.
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MEDICAL
Il q MARTIk-
WI. SLOWER,

AND SURGEON. once over
Kendall's Jeweiry Store, Market Street.
keSidenee at Mrs DRrle's, Madison Street.
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g. q hf.fEEA- u e. MI f-aa-
o.B.SH {. KEPPEL
A TTORNEYS AT LAW. Office in Grlm-
"A mrll's Block. opposite the C0urt H0u~e,
Tim. o.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31

Aristippus said he liked no pleasure
but that which concerned 4 mans 'rur
happiness.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31
JUST PUBLISHED,

A ca-elIlly r1vized Treatise on arrh. with u,
eceurnie description ofsymp;oHls an.Isvuirathctic
Qlseases J9g-ther v tn rlutc directions for ELECT
Ing Ei;A S,SFoKO's RADICAL CUrE a speedy ami
pcIul2nSL cure. Also Ohscrvatil rs "A diet and the
general h-,tti, of vast i19 lBlics to an afflicted
win cltar 70. :, IS wrapped ah,.ut each bottle of
the EtDlcSL tC-E, o. Wil. De mailed free on re-
ce.Pt OF stamp.
i-lc1 pacrage Of SANFoEB's EtnTCAL CuRE con-
L2iu5 IT. SaniDT,is Improved Uhaling Tube with
n! directions Tor use all cIses Price 81 Sold
oy al wholesale and rrtAil drrsgists through
OUT Tue llltJi States and Canada. WEEKS &
POTTER. General A.selis aud wholesale DrtlF-
glsLs, Boston, Mass.
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T.. T. y E.R.R.
On and after November &c. 1873. trains will
leave stations daily As follows, sundays rS
cepted
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J. p. RISHAMAg. HI. HERsHl
nRs. KinNAHAH A HERsHIsER

OFFICE OVER NELIGH'S CLOTHING
NJStOre, Washington Street, are ready 20 at
tend 10 all calls day and night. Special atten-
fiOn paid 20 the treatment % the diseases Of
females and children. Office hours from 10 10
A. M and ? 60 4 p. 81. DR. Kinnaman's resi-
dence, Greenfield Street, near Heidelberg Col
lrge: DIR. Hershiser's, first door west Of Wing
ling's store, West Madison Street
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1878-10-31

TNCLBCTIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
H Thankful for patronage during the past
seven years, and viii continue to serve the
public In ali branches Of the Medical Profess
sion. Residence and Office, No. 20 Perry Street,
Two doors west OF Washington.
Aug. Il, '76tf.
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wILLIAM .. CRAWFORD, MD.

OF ALLENTOWN. PA. OFFICE Oyel
" Kirchner q BoFnuth's Grocery Store
special attention given 10 female diseases
Speaks English and German. Night calls an
sHered at fhe ONCE.
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DENTISTS.
DR nv H6YFoRp

DR. p. ]. klNNAMAH,
nENTIST, TIFFIN. OHIO OFFICE oyel
~ N0lheer & Kirchner's Clothing Store.
Dec. ,, 1874
Or. J. w. HApFORD.
CURGICAL AND MECHANICAL DENTIST
- Once on Washington Street, over Huss
Book store, lst door leading to Frees Photo
graph Gallery. Tiffin, Ohio.
Or. J. ". hhRTIN,
nENTIST. once over Commercial Bank,
~ Iinin, Ohio. AL operations first -elass,
and work warranted. Laughing Gas used for
the painless extraction OF teeth. Work done al
as low price as can be had elsewhere, for
hrst-class work.
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Zansssilis Accommodates leaves Columbus
daily except sunday ~ y p. NJ, and arrives
at GAINESVILLE M : 10 z. ". stopping at al STA
lions.
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DEALS IN
Government and Local Bonds and Sc
curities.
GOLD AND SILVER COIN,
Foreign and Domestic Exchange.
From and after this date this bank Will issue
Certificates Of Deposit bearing interest as per
agreement Discounts paper Of every descrip-
lion and does general banking business.
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MI BREWER,

A given 70 al kinds Inc $ Of Miiitary Claims,
Back pay Bounty Pension. etc. Once in
National Exchange Bank Block, opposite the
Conn House, Tiffin, Ohio.
Jan. u.
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ATTORNEYS.
c. w. BAcHhAR

/. TTORNEY At LAW. Office over National
"A Exchange Bank. corner 0f Washington
and Market Streets, Tiffiu. q.
N0g u '-s-rf.
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COMMERCIAL BANK

Tiff1n, Ohio.
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NOTARY PUBLIC AND SUCCESSOR To 4.
~ n. Byers Fire Insurance Agency. The
solicits continuance Of the fayOrs extended
a. his predecessor.
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HArSs GOING WEST
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TRAINS G0ISc WEST.
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IN RiDGELY,

A TTORNEY AT LAW. Ohlca in MIIer's
n Block. Washington Street. opposite the
Cnurf House. Is-lV.
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1878-06-18
NUMBER 1891

and promise an abundant yield. The
cotton crop also is not only a large
one, 80 far as respects acreage, but it
is also unusually early and gives all
the promise OF large yield that eau
be afforded at this stage Of the growth
Of the plant. With the present. pros
poets of the maintenance Of peace in
Europe. we cannot reasonably antici-
pate high prices for our exports OF
breadstuffs; but what ws NAV lose ia
that respect we shall far more than
gain on the vastly larger home con-
sumption, cheap bread being always
conducive To general prosperity and
popular content.
The foregoing changes in conditions
OF the kind which most vitally affect
confidence and national prosperity
have all come into play quite recently:
aud, without desiring to exsggerats
their importance, we submit that they
warrant'the hope OF a very substantial
improvement in business during the
second half Of the year.
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A young man who had recently been
admitted TO the bar. and 20 partner
hip with his uncle, came into the of.
ice one day and proudly pronounced
hat he had settled an old matter that
ird been in legislation for a long time.
Settled it, exclaimed his uncle
settled that case2 Why, I've support
d our family on that for the last ten
yearsl"
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1878-06-18

The higher education OF women
Learing how TO walk in French boots
with six-inch heels.
A Young lady in Boston is so refined
that she invariably refers TO o Spite ~
"cuspadore dog"
Scientific agriculturalists speak Of
the "iruit belt" OF the South. IL II
green apples strike the small boy.
There is but one glass-eye manufsc-
tory in the United States. and yet 1t is
probably at the bottom Of the effort TO
revive archery.
A paper has hn article on sea ser
pents. Now its author wouldn't see
serpents IL he would drink q little less
whisky in his water.
The difference between a COW aud
milAman is that the former gives pure
milk. This may be chalked down as
fact. i Puck.
When the sheriff sei,es' the contents
Of sample room 10 iiqnidats q debt,
can he not he said to have the propric
Tor by the horns9 io Co. 1ivni
Itisa good thing for some people
that Appoilo doesen't iphebisthe earth
now days. He vas such . fellow for
striking a Tyre. -. -.
The thin, pions man, who r. contin-
uaIly groaning over the wickedness OF
the world, is more troubled With dys-
pepsia than blessed by religion
# airf- - FfIIa3fl edo I'D
A few years ago ii excited no suspic-
ions tn see n bank president go into q
railway ticket Office. But now-hov
sadly times have changed
4 .rr. la-I 3D. .l11tIail 4 i.
y go had / the wings of dove" sigh
cd the closely pursued thief. He dovs
down side street, but 'thsspry patrol
nan reached fo- his yc0st land tool
him IN. ff" tf es'nioaio
g,rs lliln .nHiHgs-l won 0In