The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1878-10-16
THE SADDLE WRONG.
It'arlmro SoutlIerher.1

Irarboro SoutlIerher.
MIR. Nj there's snInething wrong about
this saddle. swerily ilsptd a lovely lady
firm, Virginia. IN 4 youig swain Of Rocky
Mount Ind assisted her 10 inUunt for
hurseba"k ride.
No, madam. I guessed mot. i"n present
the angelic appearances ofa fairy IN a daisy
cup. Your pose is charming. could
gase on the erra,huring picture until I
was Intoxicated with delight
.But., she sai,i blushing, 'there's some.
thing wrong alH,ut the saddle.
'Ma,iain, 1 do aver, no nyiDph IN
tearly sea shell ever
4 ssy. Henry. why don't you change
the saddle? You're got tile hind part
before, slnk. an acquaintance Of file Iar.
ties then passing. The acquaintance was
q drummer
Song of the cheese: Will you love me
when ! mould?
The Affections of the year--Gail ilamil-
ton. Denis Kearney. and the yellow. fever.
-Syracuse Standard.
A joker challenged n sick mans vote at
city elertion on the ground that he was an
i'll legal voter.
whrn man goes out If the poultry BIT.
siness he tears the tattered hensign dawn.
-B~tun Post. Yes. he may pullet down.
--Graphic. .....t
The Indians are really more capable If
civilization than we were di.po.ed to he.
lieve. They have taken ." robbing trains.
The irst thing you know some Of them will
start u savings bank on the Bston plan.
Hawkeye.
The Sarat"gian tells of Unitarian cler.
gyman al the recent conference wlIo saw the
placard. leave your dog outside and tri.
ed to purchase dar IN order to comply with
the regulations. We suspect that Clergy.
man OF atrociouS levity.
The Ohio Methodist. have declared
agairst the use Of tobacrO. Ohio Is getting
to be altogether "a" go"d. When the devil
thoroughly deserts man il shows that he
isn't wur,h tempting. .-Nycum Advertiser.
when you heal politicel speaker tlank
G"d that he wa.n' burn with silver spoon
In his mouth you can bet sour bottom dol.
lar that the reflection hnrts him more than
il does the audience, sm,'Olh as he talks ID.
Free Press.
nean stanley is described as q rather in-
significant hooking persUn. with slightly
built and So"pihg figure. neatly cut gray
hair and whNkers u the old English stJle.
face expressivcly full OF pleasant intelli.
gence aud dignity. anl vuice MT power.
ful but distinct. Ills disc"urse in Boston
was read from manu-cript IN didaetic hut
earnest way. aud without any gestures.
The name 'Cockade t'ity' was given TO
Petersburg by President Msd,sm at the
iime Of the war with England in 1912. bJ
rrasoh " tho gallantry Of the COMPANY Of
rifcmen who ", nj out To canada under tha
c"mmand VI the heroic McR's. The word
'Cocksde' hes reference 10 the badges ~
which special mc,it and courage was desig.
pated.-pe,rrsburs lndea-Appesl.
One man liLe. Jour pspst. he takes ,",
py. psys for IL. AMI gsts hs Irls"d. 10 10
the same; he is nat always grumbl,ug 10
you or oihers. but has a friendly word. If
an sccidem happens m tha, seeth.n he in.
fnrms the editor. That Is newspaper pa.
tronsgs.
A Fulton IN. Y ! man laid his Eager On
the table in front Of buzz san 90 feel the
n,nmentum Of air. The ssw vas guias 20
fast that the teeth were MT 3" be seen.
Ills finger ~. taken Of. While he vas
looking ss 10 the foreman came mp With ths
question. 'IIow did y"u do ~ Way. I
put my 6nger down -. answered he. Plac.
ing tie other furehnger. a. he thought. we'll
away from the teeth. TO his horror. the
saw :ouk that Que. ton, clean oH st the se.
cond juint.
The DanvilIe News says: The ben %
to :hs Richuaud & DsbvIllc Railn,sd irUm
tho recruit arrangement By which B. obt'in.
ed euutrol over the Charlotte. Columhis Il
Aueusta Railroad seems. ls spp"ns
The fright over the wluIs line 20 X" :.
tnond nos o. - great tiHt ths cVmpsny, ~
order 20 meet the demzad Cor Transports.
tion. is running sir freight ,rsips daily
Rockingham Spirit: We learn ,h., on
Friday marning of last week four small
colured children we're burned 10 death on
the plantation Of Mr.. v. n Ingram. sh""t
eleven miles from this place As is t,V
cowmn with the cciored people. tbr old
ones had al gons "a anil lei. ihe hu'.
children in The house. 10 return and h"d
.l,eit huuse cansunled aud the chsrFed -.
mains Of their little ONES % cnurss !, II
not known huw the house tnos 6te.
"I acknowlesisg the curn.' 20 ihe nSn
SAID wien I've pulled on tight 6'ra.