The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1878-12-25
CONNUBIALIEIEs.

CONNUBEALIEIES.
WheG Mrs S I'd ne gave birth TO triplets
the other day. tie Old mau remarked that
she wa, Il regular BABY mine"
Msrrisd a. Philacei phia-John Foy, an al
mond eyei lauudrym4n, and a German girl
six feet high, named FredericA Miller.
Delays are dangerous in everything ex.
cest marriage; the longer you delay thst
the better you are off.-Eimira Gazette.
On account of the decided manner of his
spouse, Smyths says his children are gov
eraed by ma.shell-law.-BOston Transcript
Wives should al ways SIT up FOR their hus
hands Instead or getting their servants to do
so. 1t makes tTO hours difference IN their
arrival.
f. Is reported that James Gordon Bennett
Is engaged to The Princess Bea rice, aud that
Queen Victoria looks upon the match with
ntuCn favor.
Three sisters living in Dyer county,
Tenn haze given bir5h TO sixty children
Three other sisters al Somerset, KY, have
each broUghs forth twins thrice
HIS bride appeared at she altar IN travel
iugsait ~ check, d camers hair. and before
he kreS he was checkmated ia his hrst
move III the game or matTlmony
Whst makes you stagger so when yon
come home from your stag parties, dearE
What makes you coo so softly when you
come home from your dove parties, pigeonf
-Cincinna Commercial.
The king Of Denmark, in announcing the
engagement of his daughter Thyra 10 the
duke of Cumberland, says that the union IS
The result of love on both sides, and has no
political significance.
''My dear" said gentleman to his wife,
'.our new club is going TO have all the home
comforts" INDEED sneered the wife;
"aad when. pray. IS our home TO have all
the nc cJm!oris?
, New York man stole his wite's wooden
Lea, ~ paHn-d il for mpaey TO buy whisky.
y e 81 wants divorce, but II must Do con
f--,.-E tNar her excuse for desiring separ-
at.D. 5 very isme one.
vhe far seeing housewife is now deep in
cUgitaiion a. to whether dressing down ~
smoking cap for her husband at Chrisima as :
mos: HkPly t. produce a se2lskin or SILK
dress in returD.-PittstOn Press.
les all very WE'LL" said henpecked hus-
band. wnen tod to look afterthe children
ids al very we'll 20 ell rue to mind the
Youngsters; oIJ it would suit me better II
the youngsters would mind me"
4 clergyman IN Washington county, Ken
lucky, Rats he marriage service vita suct
power that a susceptible reporter says the
sacred tie seemed 70 be craven with pen oil
iron grai n and laid in ainty rock"
The frs Is minutes following marriage
suEsgeu-ut may bs turned from eos'aut
bliss u ., ter < Il by the gIrl remarkiDg tina
she CIV jei r Be ziiian pebble from dia
uond - ring with her eyes shut-Ffe'
Press.
Deeply impressed With the pernicioul
chr cter Of TIE custom OF child marriage
and yllh m evils mat have folloEed In Ii
train" 25 native students of Calcutta bsN
pledged themselves not TO marry ill the
are 2l
MANY mau who is yesrning in his limos
soul for bucs wheat cakes of morning. bs
fcnnd the simple Stateme0t, my deer,
pr.cpd some zeal skin sacques on my va
home to-day" to act ike a charm.-AI
drews' DsZaIr.
A ins;ice Of the peace In Connecticut ma
rico a couple the other day, aud the grooi
asked bin his terms after the knot was ti-'
well. salu the justice, the code allows n
81" Then" the groom said, heres s.
that vii make you 81 I"
"S;h" said Mrs. Spicer, plants are yer
n biopabl- fer hall ornaments now, and
aish y.u would get me one for ours, al
whs n Spic-r r. piled that he would have
ha. tree al Ell home for her she further r
msrked tpat she wished ne would keep
stupid kes for bis club dinners, and n
bring tn, m home % COZ taminate the min
OF ths children. But then wives are rare
prdteful.-Boston Bulletin.
Oh eli the sad scenes IN TINS sad world th
must have been the saddest in which ID
stricken Mormon in New York played Z
G. atrsI pr when he found that two oil
wife had forsaken blm, and only three
htr let's To have been made two-thir
IA ,ysr =, one stroke was too much, 81
bs rent bic r,iment a. sat him down
raven in sacseilth, b head covered vi
a hes. ana refused 10 be comforted.-Bost
Transcript.
Be,aus- Miss Mary Staples, of Norwi'
Con p-rsisted ia marrying In his pove
h,r Iuyrr EiSari r Chase, her father,
lac JANIS 5 aples. one OF the richest i"f
srs y, tf.s. = a. r, fused 10 see them, Z
when he died Jeff a will providing that WI
Sc lived win her husband she should
bsrit paue of his property. She got a
yorce, got tn property, married her bus a
again, aud is now living with him In c.
tentment and comfort
separatior Of married folks are becom
much more numerous yearly IN France.
1850 the applications for this practicai
vorca were O8O; in 1860 they bad risen
g13: ,n 1855 % 395; In 1870 to 2,ool;
1916 N 325l Only IA per cent. OF the sp
c,tions came from the husbands, and IN
ner can't of the cases the parties were en-