River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-06-13
Miscellaneous Items.

Bolf Ingersoll says: women has the
right 10 do as she pleases.h Well, wheth-
er she has or not, that's exactly what she
d9es-.it she's married.
"What is wisdom" asked teach
er OF a class of small girls. A bright
eyed httle creature arose and answered ::
Information of the BRAIN"
The latest style of kids is the twenty
seven button gloves, which ale joined
back Of the ears and serve to keep the
hair ffom tickling the neck.
Oils of eucalyptus is said to be an ex-
cellcnt LEGAL anesthetic. A drop placed
on coSton or wool and inserted in the
cavity viii relieve the toothache.
"Beg pardon for stepping on your
tfain.s' said fop at ball; then added,
syou.ought to have had a cowcatcher on
ia 3 And l would have caught calf, y
said fine lady.
A Scottish Clergyman quoted text OF
Scripture in his prayer, and added for
the Instruction of his audience: "For that,
O Lord, is the correct translation of the
passage
OcSave Feuillet says: providence has
so ORGANIZED it that only two women have
q true interest in the happiness of a man
-hissswn n other, and the mother of his
children. Besides those two legitimate
kinds of love, there is nothing between
the two creatures except vain excitement,
painfsil and idle delusion."
Waen Eugene Hale married Miss
CHANDLER, Papa Zach. Chandler gave
H., SIM 0On c. N V,-oJ Jsu. ,racant. anJ
at the advent of every grandchild, check
| for $4,000 is forthcoming, to be placed
to ting credit of the child as nucleus of
its fiSture fortune. Babies are never I'M
| welcome in that household.
A soung and somewhat dull tyro at
the bar pleading before him commenced /:
"My :lord my unfortunate client then
stopIsed, hemmed, hawed, hesitated.
Agaia he began My lord, my unfortu-
nate CLIENT another stop, more hemming
and confusion. "Pray go on, sir" said
the Cslief Baron. So far the Court is
Sith syou."
1t may be all right for border to fall
in lose with his landlady, and she, If I'M
married or widow, violates NO law in
returning his passion, but it is totally OPP
lite 10 send him lock of her hair through
the medium of the butter or the hash
served up for breakfast.-P phia
Post.
A Eittle boy in Sioux City Sunday
school put poser to his teacher. The
lady ssas telling her class how God pun
ished the Egyptians by causing the first
in eaSh household 70 be slain. The little
boy listened attentively, and at the proper
Interval mildly inquired:
50 What would God have done if
there had been twinssn
GaSl Hamiltons latest epitome of Mas
sach9setts: 50 That lovely, beloved. bu
exasperating old State, so rich and pros
porous and powerful that can shed her
seformers ike water from ducks back,
and sail along stea6fast and stately under
showcr-bath of selfconceit and wrong
headadness that would sink forty tathoms
deep=a weaker commonwealth.
Ore of the most remarkable things In
human nature. however, Is this wiling
ness OF woman to sacrifice girls life for
the chance of saving the morals of a
scapegraee man. If a pious neither
can only marry her son Beelzebub
10 some good, religious girl the
chance of his reformation is greatly
increased. The girl is neither here nor
sAere, when one considers the necessity
Tor sayiag dear Baelzehub.--. Edeard II
glsiteH.