Connecticut western news., 1878-08-08
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 Every man seeks his own fortune, but the hand organ business Is bes6 fortunes- WhlGehall Times. Aud yet It Ia st little but crauKy.-New Jersey Press. But many a man has taken turn at I6-Eienburgh Herald,
 PERsoNAL-Dr. Listop, the distinguished surgeon to tue Albany Eye aud Ear Infirm- ary, and Albany General l. tirniary for all chrome diseases. Will be in Canaan, at the Warner House, Aug. 1g aud in Great Bar rlnRton. at Berkshire House. Aug. IA. Sick persons under hls treatment arc treated as patlents of large city luiii mary, Wh1le re- malnlpR hone wltD tbeif families. WrlG- ten histories of tneIr cases are Kept. ana they may report weekly by mail. They lave the benefits 10 be derived from more cOinple6s c0llecElon ot raIe instruments. re- c~ntIy discovered Iemedles aud choIce med 1clneS than any other physician ID the world can give them- Sucu advantages almost insure a cuIe. lie never failS to cure sora eyes, dIsedsed ears. female com plalntS, catarrh 0f cnroulc disease It ne can be prevailed upoa Go treit tue case. Eve ry sufferer should see hun and secure his services If poss lole. aud tell your sick friend to see ahlm. He may beicon ul6ed free of charge: for treatmenG reasonable charge IS made.
 The summer eVeryd day suit of Madagas- car gentleman only cuses 15 cents, and 12 of those are laid out TOT cane.
 Angie worms do not suffer, 8 naturalist thinks, wuen put on fish hook. The con tOrGIuns and twists are made by the hook. Oleer case of opslcal llluSlon, you see.
 Dr. Llston Tlll be in Canaan. at Warner House, C uaan. Aug. I9.
 An Indiana girl say she finds nothing so good tor the complexion as rubbing her face on young mans vest. The young man must be inside It, though.
 Dr. Listen, who with inhalation and his new medicines IS so successful h curing eOnsumOtlop, bronchitis, asthma, eatarrh. deafness, paralysis. rheumatism. heart, llv- or, stomac0, tumors, scrOtula, and all dlS- eases of the head, eye, throat and Skln.
 If the Wyoming massacre wash n6 b pleas ant occsslon, why do they celebrate 1t with rejoicing.
 New cures for deafness. Sac Dr. Lston, who will be at Waroer House Aug. 19.
 Rome has no Sunday law. One can call it Saturday. and saw wood. or admit that It IS Sunday. aud go fishing. ~
 Dr. Lls5on cures deafness, noises in the ears. or discharges from them, with success unapprOachable. Hts remedies are lat di s. eoverIes 0y himself. Let every deat per- son come at once.
 Ii your horse loses the race, declare that he has been drugged. It won restore your lost money. but iE will build up sweet boud of sympathy.
 R ,adei. II vour eyes are weak or diseased Consult Dr. LISton, and tell all your frieuds LO.
 Asthma of every form cured by Dr. Lis ton.
 Catarrh always cured by Dr. Liston,
 Otfeusiva Breath from Catarrh cured.
 Bronch,u NIgat Sweats, Coughs, Pains h Lungs many Cases oi Consnmptlou cur ed by Ol. Liston.
 Red el2ea eye lids, scaly or gumn ed. or sore eyeS i.i eYers form Cared.
 Cross eyes straigh tei ed.
 Wild Hairs or Granuiated Eyes cured PaILsln tue eyes spots or Specks or flashes cured. Come at once before your eyes are 0esiruye,s. faf
 olas,es savs the note of Niagara IS in the neigiionruood Of B fat. That may but tue ,iackalen are D--sharp-
 The euttor oi the Boston Traveller refus- es to ueiieva that there Is music in a tin bora. Does be expect this world to re suuud constantly with the sweet strains of ap Z, IS f.arOs3
 Female DIseases. pain in the back, weak ie.,a. haus, ous discharges. cCc., are often Ca uslnx disgust and dlvurco. Dr. L stOn aiwl,s cures them hy ms ueW method of Ileili tpoht without the use of tine Sp culum.
 it Is saiid that blue eyes nave the most nsal i.etlsln and black eyes the most phlios- oplly. We've seeu ;s pound of black and blue eyes winch didn't sug gest any thing in particular but raw beef.
 Weak eyes. biurfIng or rcd edged and wateiy, hlIuTe tae slght aud dishgure the owuel- Dr. Lis-oD always cures such dls- eases.
 Censure is Il tax man pays to the public for ucIng enilnent
 he first duty of man who fuuuds 8 town Is to name one of the princlpal streets after Washins ton aud the other after him. self.
 DI. ListoD cures all chronic diseases of the gtneratlye org gans so IreQnenty brought ol. Dy the Errors of Youth, Venerai excess es. or Mutual Abuses producing Depression IndOlence, Absent MIndedness, Ceward1ce, DiZzlDess. Domestic unhappIdess, Impo- Ieace. Epilepsy. PalsY Insanity. ErupEions. BiotcLes, Ulcers, Noxious Discharges, Ca- Death and Disgrace to sufferers and thelr progeny cured.
 Now IS the season when the wicked bus- band can cut snort domestic argument by strIklnQ at a mosquito ana hitting the nose of his wife.