The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-06-27

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A Buion writer. IN allsaiag 10 The
maslcAl taste q The Hob ssys. Oar
care have been cultivated all they cvef-
SHADOW Ger other organs
70 about two weeks from now il
you bear your neigbbor slam piIlow
against bic bedroom wall you may be
sate that the rnosquito got Away.
4 tract distributor said to youug
lady. whose bair VAS dose up 10 carl
papers sce you have used my
tracts. DO. you have pot them on the
~rug side Of your bead
A toy With a patch on bis kuee
eas's be hired 10 90 on an errand to
ueIt house. bot be will follow band
wagon 81! over town and never realize
that be isa't dressed 10 broadclo,h
II you want to sleep well, lay
yoar feet q the South. says a medical
Journal II you have big fee. we sup.
pose you have right tolay Il 10 some
thing bot hasn't the poor South had
enough laid To IL
Tho major. rocking Nelly gu his
knee for Aunt Mary's sake suppose
ibis Is what you like. NeIlyg Yes. it's
very nice, But rode on real don
key yeslerday-l mean one with four
legs, you know.
The News says a Russian agent
was IN Dabbury to buy up lot Of
steamships but failing to complete sat,
isiaclory negotiations. be took two
shirts from clothes line belonging TO
party named Motiarity, and returned
20 Russia
A man may elule lisal recable
creditor for long Viii sometimes.
bat there's one thing 10 hi porertain
vale Of tears BIO cant dai When q
snccze has business wiii Gal.w ii
always finds him at home
Yes, mamma, took three Jumps
Of sugar out Of the cupboard, says the
little girl contritely. That was very
naughty indeed, but, as you have con.
fessed 1t. | shalt forgive you. Go and
sin no more. Then give me the other
lump, only took two.
"A New York clolhcr has excited
public curiosity by having large
apple painted on his sign. When
asked for an explanation, he quietly
inquired: II ii hadn't been for an
apple, where would tho ready made
clothing stores be to-day
ia there anything that will make
grain come up quick asked the gen.
tleman farmer Of The old hnsbandman.
Wen, no, don't know Of nothin' that
will do il, was the genial old fellows
reply, unless it's crows. Then The
gentleman farmer wanted TO know
where be could get some.
There ia story that man went
into Newport liquor store, and called
for two quarts of rum, protesting that
il was for the purpose Of soaking some
roots. After the delivery of The liquor
the dealer inquired. What roots The
roots Of my tongue. said the man. but
it was too late
"A fellow bought huge banana OF
The train boy on railroad The other
day First be tore of the rind and
tossed il out Of the window, aud. after
tearing the fruit into pieces, carefully
inspected the fragments. and then
tossed them alter The rind. with a look
= supreme disgust. muttering That
seitl,s It that's the last prize package
that | ever buy,
II Adam could for ten minutes
come 10 life would be recognize the cid
place, tue same old lemons. oranges.
igs, elephants, makes, dandelions, pie
plant, peanuts, sassafras and persim.
nous that he used 20 name up aud
chalk down. Al would he gone. lie
would recognize nAught. But II be
happened 10 wander into the negro
minstrels be would hear The same old
Joke.
In Paris Jokes on the Exhibition are
ia order A widowed mother Of penn.
rious habits. with an ouly son, is re.
ported to have called on a physician 10
reference TO her boys health She
described his symptoms. among which
Was want Of appetite. The doctor said
It was only the lassitude Of spring.
Let me treat bin, and / will give him
stomach to devour al before him.
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