Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-08
Facts and Fancies.

emile Miss, once seized with chill.
was feeling most Internal H.,
When came an Md, for to know
Ii n. I. S :ryice he could do
Co." cried the maid (for scared was She
DO you Ind, Ten, TO murder Me:n
la" said the doctor, q Kan. save
You from most untimely grave,
If you let me Conn, your case,
And hang this liver pad in place"
Am Ia, fool? the patient cried
u carnot Del, the brute replied,
But no one can be long time ILL.,,
VINO Tex. patent blue Mass, pill
ark" shrieked the girl, "rll hearno Mo-,
Your nostrums are n J.-no go.
Sd Louis journal.
Last falls tile, is not this falls style.
Did you ever see an Indian Pawnees
over-coat?
Many son OF Erin VINO comes to I'll.
country has bod roat; to travel.
'Youh never eau tell By the looks of
mules ears 'oy lar he can kick
The regular spring chicken at this
! season OF the year should roosG as high
IS it can spring.
BY the Use OF the microphone you can
hear the rope walk, the butter fly or the
gum drop.
Hungry Traveller: First Of ali, have
you sole? Irish Lsndlady: 4 sow, is
it! Now do I look like haste.
Putting bent pin IN chair is very
amusing practical joke. 1t never tails to
excite a man s risc-ability.
4 correspondent asks: ''What did Will
liam Telll" So far as we remember he
said: sob, shoot the apple anyway!'
What is the difference between sue
cessful lover and bis rival? The one kiss
es his miss, and the other misses his kiss.
"Look cut for the paint!n shouted l.
| BOY in the gallery OF Chicaro theatre,
when the hero Of the play kissed the
heroine.
presume you won't charge anything
for just remembering me-" said a one
| legged sailor to a wooden leg manufac-
| turer.
The niser followeth not strictly the
scripturaL injunction: Forget and for
give" He is always forgetting but new
er forgiving.
"The deuce take that tray" said diner
OF a hotel, when the waiter split its con
tents over his broadcIoth "Sir. the
deuce can't take the tray, replied the
waiter.
IN Irish shoemaker lately advised
customer, when be complained of his
new boots being tight, not to put them
on until he had worn them for a dav or
two.
Said friend to bookseller: "rhe
book trade is affected, | suppose, by the
general depression. What kind of books
feel it most9' "Pocket-book5,n was the
laconic reply.
Timerous passenger Gin au Irish rail
way carriage: That wheel sounded
cracked TO me, porter. Porter testing
the wheeD: 1t is, sorr. But fax, OF think
she'll get as far as Dublin!
The New York HaW can't see why it
should be assign of Ill breeding for man
to walk with his hsnds in his trowsers'
pockets. It's not so 1t is simply sign
that he is not a candidate for Office.
prisoner, do you wish to say nythius
in your dsfensa?' Nothing, your Hon
Or, except thls-lemme off lig6s; this is
the eighth tlne I've been up before you.
We're old coparaeners, a it were.
A moman at hotel table in Spring
field, Mass, refused potato that a wait
ress brought to her because ii was not
mealy. The waitres took it away, and
returned with one of monstrous size The
guest regarded that as an enormitY, and
boxed the MATTRESSES ears. The WAITRESS
reallated by scratching. Then the two
Women fought like cats until parted by
fnron