The Red Cloud chief., 1878-07-25
HUMOROrs.

LIE rifE thih'fS bi "a" raw "''hi
gan. are nothing more or les than cIiN
Paw Paws
"On the shore dimly seen through
the missed of the deep" are the ii'h
which they clean and charge for. 80
steep.
She that plai,rth heavy dry good
bill, in her pplOuai,o bocomcth . pull
back 90 her husband
The following mas bee seen on a
tombstone 10. q town near Dublin
Here ie. ,lr boly o'John Mound
Lost a. .rn aud u,,r5 found
"Arc YOU the mate ofthi. ship said
A urwlS-arrivcd passenger to the cook
$50. sir. | am the man that cook.
/ ,hc mate said the Ilibcrnian.
The just published report of ~ Irish
benevolent society SAYS "NuiWiili'
standing the large amount paid Tor
medicine aud medical attendance, very
few deaths occurred during the year
Nice little girl: "Oh. do let me see
YOU drink2" Capt Grogson: why,
my dcar?" Nice little girl. because
ma say YOU drink like u fish,
belinda" said Clarissa, "why - "A
kiss like that sewing machine oi Yours
"OA, | don't know. Don't bother me. ny
"Ill tell YOU why. It's because II
seems so good" Clari,1a is going 10
be- married next week.
"Spcnking Of the different kinds of
taxes qucricd the teacher, 'what KIND
is it where whisky is taNed?' 81
know" said one boy, holding up his
hand. "Wcll what is i'2' "Sin tax,
shouted the young grammarian,
Professor Can you multiply To.
"r'lcr cpncrci" n%umbrr-?' The class
! are uncertain. Professor What vii
Doe the product of five apples multiplied
81 by siN po,atocs'' Freshman triumph
autly) Hash"
Did YOU ever dahblc in StOcks''
70 U-lcl % lawyer Of "A witness who wa
: known To- h.v He'd from hi, native Ian,
- and go ,hI, asylum OF the Tree. "WrIl
yes, | cot my foot in '"m once, in TIT
n old country was the reply.
+ Mother-"So you enjoyed your walk
Kate. Did YOU go all that distanc
% aloncP' Daughtcr-"Oh. yes. mamma
quite alone Bcastly brother The
q how j. it, Kit. You took out An uinbr"ll
and brought back n walking stick
IS What" asked Professor Miller ,
X the smart bad boy in the history class
h .'what did the Pilgrim Fathers first Il
after landing at Plymouth Rock?
Licked "a hackman,' replied the smar
bad boy. who went to Niagara with h
parents last vacation.
A clothcr has excited public curiosit
H. by having II large apple painted on h
Mt sign. When asked for an explanation
re he inquired: .'lfi hadn't been for Il
r; apple. where would the rcady-mac
y. clothing stores be to-day?'
lie Two Germans met in San Francis,
IN recently. After ailrctionatc grcctin!
IN the following dialogue cnsucd: ~,
he YOU said YOU hcf arrivcd?' 'icstc
ss day." ''You came dot Horn around:
rs NO" '.Oh! | PC; you come II
n Is,hmus acrossp'' ..No.' Den v,
N, lief not arrived" ''Oh, yes! | ha'
To arrived. come dot Mexico through
VI a Troy inventor will shortly take o
=, II patent for a cataphonc. BY means
~ wires stretched along backyard fcnc
w and housc-tops he conveys. with the a
w Of some simple machinery, all conca'
", mated catcrwauls into an alright la
-, rel. BY another simple %contrivan
y, the sound in the barrel can be cOi
Nv pressed, and can be used in q uantiti
" for fire and burglar alarms. The invc
~ tor predicts that he will give to I
~, boys something that will make Ron
~ howl. in place Of dangerous iire-crac
~ ers for Fourth of July celebrations. +
blasting rocks, he says, it is just I
!" thing.