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arose at six o'clock this morning, and
see what found in taking walk on the high
way" said the fond father, displaying a silv-
er dollar " is not that proof of the advis-
ability of early rising ? " " No." replied the
son. And why not?" asked the father
"Because the fellow who lost it," boldly re-
piled the son, "got up too early for his own
good"
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1t was wish of Bryant, they say, that he
might die in June. We never thought SER
iously enough on the subject to insist upon
any particular time, but so far as we have any
preference, to be definite about it, we have
always thought we would like to die on the
30th of February
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briggs Catarrh Eradicator viii CataTrh, 1t
ID arises from disorganzed condition of the stomach
Initiated secretion of the glandular system and impur
ty of the blood. 1t is constitutional well as local
diseased The symptoms partial or complete OBJ
structon of the nasal cavity heavy loaded disagreea
BILE feeling In the head oggng up of the throat in the
night with thick obnoxious matter, having when ex-
PEELED scabby appearance occasionally streaked With
blood Briggs Catarrh Eradieator is sent by mail
press receipt price. quarts
for use. Warranted cheapest and most eiectna Adj
dress Dr. j. Briggs and Co.. Newark VI. Sold by g. NJ.
Shamalia, Moore's Drug Store, Lambertve, N. j.
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Spilkins bought Goldfish the other day,
and remarked to his grocer "S'pose I'll
have to pay for this on deliverye" "Why
SOP" inquired the dealer. Because it is
G. o. ID. fish,
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A man in Maine applied for five gallons of
rum for mechanical purposes. "For what
mechanical purpose ?" "For raising barn.
was the reply.
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A Rochester man hung sign in front of
his place of business, which reads " Twenty
live loafers wanted to stand here.o They
don't stand there
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Our thoughts make us. They are the Sc
eret, silent builders, that, with airy, mystic
fingers, build up the temple walls of character
within us.
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THE ELECTRIC QUARTERLY contains vua
nvad those who suffer from Nervous Exhus
the laws of hogne and physical culture
perfect bodily health and be fully reganed by
of
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brilliant and impulsive people," says an
exchange, :" have black eyes," Impulsiye
people are only to apt to get black eyes.
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VICK'S
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Vck's Illustrated Monthly Magazine.--32 pages, fine
Illustrations, and Colored Plate in every number
Price ST. year; Five copies for $500.
Address, JAMES WICK, Rochester, N. Y
jan 10th, 1875
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There is wag in every household where
dog is kept.
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Rheumatism,
Neuralgia,
Dyspepsia,
Constipation,
Sciatica,
Lumbago,
Aches and Pains,
General Debility,
Head Troubles,
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He that grasps at too much holds nothing
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FOR sALEl

A 7-ROOM HOUSE. stone in Mechanics street New
IN Hope, Bucks countyrPa. Price, $500, with stable
Inquire OF Squire johnson, New Hope or CHARLES
OLDHAM, Cardington, Delaware County, ia.
Nov 9Th. 1877. II
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A hard thing to beat--a man that weighs
more than you do.
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Nervous Debility, Spermatorrhoea.
Liver Complaint Epilepsy,
Kidney Disease, Paralysis,
Female Complaints Spinal Diseases,
Skin Diseases, Catarrh,
Nervousness Deafness,
Trembling, Nervous Complaints,
Indigestion, General Ill Health,
Diseases of the Chest, Decline, &C.,
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
soLLooUY oF RIcHARp LEE.

Give me another horse blanket!
Bind up my wounds with Jones' linimeIt,
The boss remedy for cuts, bruises, burns
Scalds, ringbone, SPAWN or quarter-eract
In man or beast, fifty cents bottle,
Three bottles for a dollar; for sale by
All respectable dealers none genuine uness
Bearing the signature of-but soft. did put
dream
o, coward conscience, how dost thou afiet
me
The lights burn blue. 1t is now dead midnight,
And | am no nearer home than was
Last Saturday night at this timei
What do fear2 Myself There's none else by;
No; one fear who in her bed doth lie
| am II villain am a son of gunsmithi
III he; am not. not by jugful
Not if the court knows herself: not by
Majority as large as Samuel j. Tilden's!
Fool of thyself speak well, for none else VIII.
aly conscience hath a thousand seYenl
tongues;
And if should take notion to have it
quickened
Every tongue would tell several tale
And every tale would condemn me fora
villain;
Then | would get six months at hard labor
Unless could fix things with the court.
Burlington Hn,ckeye.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
What the Communists Want.
Topeka Blade.


At a recent meeting of the Metho-
dist ministers of Chicago three of the
communist leaders in that city were
to express their views. One
of them did so. He discla;med any
Intention by the communists to make
war npon individual life or property.
But what they did propose, he said,
was to have an equal division of all
the real estates on the globe, to have
wages regulated by law and ail labor
competition abolished to do away
with all labor saving machinerr, and
compel II return to work by hand,
with the further requirement. that The
hours of labor shall be decreased and
the rate of compensation made great
er. He thought, this man of modest
views, that the churches ought to
join hands with the workingmen in
compelling capitalists to yield to
these demands.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
The Jew as a Citizen and as a
Politician.
Baton Rouge Advocate.

Baton Rouge Advocate.
The above caption formed the sub
ject of ii splendid lecture that was
delivered last Saturday night, at the
Jewish Synagogue, by Hon. Charles
Wessolowsky of Georgia. After dis
coursing upon the utility and expense
of government in its several branches.
he proceeded to the bottom facts and
figures to show what kind of u citi-
zen anil what kind of a politician the
Jew is. BY the census and the re-
ports culled from the statistical rec
ords OF the natiaIl, the States aud
municipalities, lie demonstrates that
while the Jews pay II larger pro rata
revenue into the public Golfers, thev
require less of the benefits that flow
through the various channels of the
government than any other class of
people. He pointed'to his own State,
Georgia. as an example. There the
Jews number but Il small per centage
of tile entire population about
ten thousand out of one million in
habitants. The average wealth of all
other citizens is about $3.50; that of
the Jews averages about $1,000.
While the State is well provided in
the way of charitable institutions for
the poor and unfortunate, the Jew
never avails himself of lis bounty.
Mr.. Wessolowskv does not refer to
this fac. in spirit of complaint, but
to show, as lie says, that the Jew has
AN instructive dislike to share the
public charity himself or to permit
the widow, the orphan or the decrepit
of his race to do so. Consequently,
while the jew is liberal contributor
to the government, he is unquestion-
ably a cheap citizen. The same
applies to all other States
in the Union with equal force. In the
matter of the criminal record the lee
turer showed that in twenty two
States there were but fourteen jew
ish criminals, where, if the ratio of
crime was the same among the Jews
as among other people, the number
w0nld have been several hundreds.
From the jew as citizen he
passed oh to the seeoHd branch of the
suhiect, which alluded to the jew as
" politician" Out of four hundred
thousand Jews IN the United States
he knew of but five who held posi-
tions of any particular note. Why
was this Not because the jew was
excluded from the benefits of his citi-
zensllip in that respect, for this great
Democratic country excluded no eiti-
zen of capacity aud integrity. But
the cause was, the Jew could do bet
ter outside of political preferment
They are essentially a commercial
people, and while they always eKer-
else their right of citizenship at the
hallot- box, very few of them care to
seek political preferment.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
AN IpYL DE MAcARoN1.

Over the fields comes fragrance sweet,
And the joy of summer would be complete
Could | catch the sound of her coming feet
Old Song
Could ] feel her charming presence near,
Could |. watching and waiting, see or hear,
The soothing flap Of her sunny ear.
st. LOais Journal.
Could see where morning zephyr blows,
The pearly tints of the dawn disclose
The bloom on the end of her red, red nose.
-Hawkeye.
When across the cross-lot lane she HES,
Could cross across-a glad surprise
And watch the cross of her 'criss-cross eyes.
-Er. Lo'gottcn.) J
Along the stubble. against the storm,
She lnoseys, whistling through the farm,
Her hustle slung over her freckled arm.
-NeW York Graphic.
The flowers bloom brighter where she stands,
And I'd ask for neither gold nor lands,
Could softly press her warty hands.
-No1ristowm Herald.
And when the sun goes down gold red,
And her sweet smile splits off half her head
The barkeeper asks me what | said
-Feac York Herald
In the wood-shed' s gloom, when night sets in
! steal on her softly; and where's the sin
1t kiss the mole on her ehop-chsel chin
Anonymous.
While delve in the naples bough to beg
Or steal from a bird speckIed egg,
hear the tump-tump of her wooden leg.
-Philadeipia Times.
As skipping the tra-la-la-loo she treads
On clover leaves and mullen beds,
We catch glimpse of her cardinal reds.
sts'sf,tysUE Cf.ftsr.
And I'd ask no more in this world beneath
Than she bend her head to my bridal wreath
As | kiss the lips Ger her snaggely teeth
~. Y. Republic.
Danish all Thoughts of pain or death,
And revel III eestacy-over the left
As sniff snuff of her rancid breath.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08

humanity to q higher plane than it
has ever known before.
Passing ON to the extreme end of
the hall, we find ourselves before a
colossal bronze group, the work of
the bronze foundry of Paris. While
by no means exceptional in its
finish, in boldness of design it is un-
eqaaled. A mounted wOrrior, armed
pied en- cape, is just about going into
battle: his features are noble, stern
and grand. and at his horses head
two warriors stand watching the pro-
gress ofthe fight. Around the pedestal
are several isolated figures, the most
notable being those of the dying huz-
Ear and the skipping girl. The sol
tlier is a work of great merit, and the
girl has just leaped into the air and is
entirely sustained by the skipping
rope, the sweep of which barely
touches the ground. The design is
unique and the execution admirable.
During the week Paris bas been
treated to several lively sensations.
At noon on Saturday an erratic
Frenchman, by the name of Foy, took
off his clothes and leaped from the
top of the Arc de Triomphe ,le
l'Etoile, and strange to relate, be
lived for four hours. A magnificent
gold watch was found in his pocket
and forty francs in cash. What could
have induced Frenchman to COM
NIT suicide while he had forty francs
left, is mystery, and it is whispered
that the Chamber of Deputies may
possibly appoint committee to in
vestigate this interesting plleno-
menon. A startling aud dramatic
scene took place in the Criminal
Court on Saturday last, during the
trial of one Danval for poisoning his
wife. The testimony of the experts
was conflicting, and Danyal hoped to
get the benefit of the doubt and be
acquitted. The jury, however, brought
in u qualified verdict of guilt, which
condemns the accused to hard labor
for life. As the verdict fell from the
lips of the foreman, the silence was
almost painful. just at this instant
Danval started up; his eyes were
bloodsliot and his hair dishevelled,
and raising both his hands aloft he
cried in ringing tones that went to
all hearts: " Before God aud before
man | am innocent. have been bru-
tai and cruel, it is true, but before
God am innocent Of this.n The
scene created profound sensation.
On Saturday afternoon General
Grant, who has just returned to
Paris, visited the Exposition, aud at.
the invitation Of q number or exhilsI
tors pait0ek of al impromptu lunch.
The menu was made up from articles
OH exhibition, and was varied, good
and enjoyable. One supplied oysters;
another pickles; Others preserved
fruits and meats, canned turkey,
fricassed chicken, porter, champagne
and other temperance drinks. The
great tobacco house of j. FL. Allen &
Co., of Richmond Va, so ably rep
resented here by Mr.. Ginter, fur.
nished the General with post prandial
cigars. The affair was presided over
by E. L. Bell, Esq, Commissioner
from the State of New Jersey, and
gave unqualified enjoyment and sat
isfaction. Gen. Grant aud wife were
attended by Gen. Noyes, the Ameri-
can Minister, and his lady, the Hon.
r. C. Mccormick and lady, Col. Tor
bert, the Consul, aud several of the
dignitaries. Paris is full of Ameri-
cans and the cry is " still they Gomez
Yours truly, BROADBRIM.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08

Inadvertently we omitted to men
tion in our last Fridays issue the re-
ceipt of a polite invitation to attend
grand ball to be given by Phoenix
Fire Co., No. l and Ascension Hook
and Ladder No. of Donaldsonville,
on the 25th inst. The committee of
invitation, of which L. E. Bentley of
the CHIEF was chairman, have our
sincere thanks for the invitation, and
to our brother firemen of the Donald
sonville corps we express our regrets
at not being able to attend. At some
future time, though, we hope to be
able to be with them and enjoy the
cordial good fellowship and hospitali-
ties for which they are proverbial.
Baton Rouge Advocate.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
SQUARES. Il mo. 2 mos: smos. 6mos. year

first insertion; each subsequent insertion,
rs cents per square.
Official advertisements 81 per square FIRST
Insertion; each subsequent publication 50
cents per square.
Editorial notices, first insertion, 90 cents
per line; subsequently, 10 cents per line.
Brief communications upon subjects of
public interest solicited.
No attention paid to anonymous letters.
The editor is notresponsible ferthe views
of cfeorrespondents.
Address: CHIEF, Donaldsonville. La.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
Thus discourses Harry Of the Lin
ingstonian:

iagstoaian:
We acknowledge, with many ytllanks
for the remembrance, the receipt
of an invitation to the fireman's ball,
ut Donalds0nyiIle. Wrestling with
an ancient font of BREWER, witt, inter-
ludes of nonPariel, we find it inlnos-
sible to dodge from our fate sufficient
ly long to enjoy a night with Ascen-
sion's gallant fremen, yet we'll be
With you in spirit, sans sugar.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

TOSEPH HISS. saddler and Harness
q Maker, l59 Railroad Avenue Saddles
and harness of all styles and prices made to
order. All orders for repairing and paint
ing of Carriages and Bnggies promptly ex-
ecuted.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
CABINET MAKING---UPHoLsTERfNG.

II C. CRUDE, Cabinet Maker and Up
Lie holsterer, Railroad Avenue, near Mis-
sissippi street. Furniture repaired and var
nished, Moss. Hair and Spring Mattresses
Febottomed. Orders for country work re-
spoRded to promptly.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08

IENfRAL DRUG STORE. corner Rail-
" road Avenue and Iberville street, l..
blanchard, proprietor. Fresh Drugs and
Medicines
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08

MRS. J. FEyRIER, Milliner; all kinds Of
- Hats, Bonnets. Trimmings, Artificial
Flowers and Fancy Articles. corner Missis-
sippi and Lessard streets
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
BLACKssIITHs, Etc.

TTHRMANN g. WALTER. Blacksmith
u and Carriage shop, 164 Railroad Aven-
ne. Carriage, buggy and wagon making,
painting, trimming, decorating and repair
ing. Horseshoeing and all kinds of black
smith work in iirst-elass style. New bug
gies always ON hand.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
DRUGS AND MEDIcINEs.

ID RYBISKI, .Apothecary and Druggist,
he Mississippi street, between St Patrick
and st. Vincent streets, adjoining Gondran's
stere.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
SODA WATER aIANurAcToRY.

CODA WATER MANDATORY, H.
y Heiher, proprietor, No. ii Mississippi
street. Soda, Mineral. Seltzer and all kinds
of aesated waters manufactured, and sold
at lowest prices.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
MILLINERY.

M RS. N. BLUM, Miliiner, Mississippi
~ street, between Lessard and St. Pat
TICK. TICK Latest styles of Bonnets, Hats, French
derxear. -, os ~
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTING.

p j. GREEN, Hoase, Sign and 0rnamcn-
HE tai Painter, Railroad Avenue, near
Claiborne street. Paperhanging aud Caleb
mining in superior style.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
DONALDSONvILLE
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
DRY GOODS. GROCERIES. Etc.

DERNARD LEMANN, dealer in Western
ID Produce, fancy and staple Groceries,
Liquors, Hardware, Iron, Paints, Oils. Carts,
Plows, Saddlery. Stoves and Tinware, Fur
niture, Cfoekery, Wall Paper and House
Crescent P1aee.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08

Over the fields comes fragrance sweet,
And the joy of summer would be complete
Could catch the sound of her coming feet
Old Song
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
uNDERTAKER's ESTABLISHMENT.

ID ioFFINS of all sizes, styles and prices,
at q; w. Mltehell's Livery, Sale and
Feed Stable, Railroad Avenue, corner Iber-
vile street. Hearse for hire
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08

ToSEPH GoNBRAN. dealer in Clothing.
- Dry Goods, Notions. Hats, Groceries,
Wines, Liquors. Boots. Shoes. Hardware,
Paints, Oils, SaddlerY, croekerr, Farniture
and all kinds of House Furnishing Goods,
No. IA Mississippi street.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
BARBER SHOP.

T Ii FERNANDEZ. Barber Shop, Mis-
Lie sissippi Street, near corner Lcssart
Shaving, hlir-eutting, shampooing, etc, in
most a,tistic style.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1878-06-08
BOOT ND SHOE MAKING.

81 GOETTE, Boot and Shoemaker, Mis-
Ne sissippi street, opposite Maurin's store
All work in best style at bottom prices
Le Louisianais. [volume] (Convent, La.) 1865-1883, 1878-01-12

lique du passe. On he croft mas.
non plus, que la fortune dun paws
soft dams le grand nomble dies pro-
prietaires, mais bien dams l'enormi.
te OIL rampleur de quelques uns. Et
dependant c'est dams Ia division de
la propriete, dams le grand nombre
de proprietaires, dams une fortune
publique Gquilibree sur tous les
lneInbres lie Ia communicate politi-
que ct sociale, croyons-le, qu'um
peuple existe veritablement. Voyez
Ia France. Beaucoup de tres petits
etsquelques uns tres grands ne DON
nent point une sage moye,,ne de IL
berte, lie justice ct de bien-etrc. IL
y a panperisme, antagonisme ct de-
sordre dams un tel etat de chooses.
Celia, du reste, he peut point preva-
lolr longtemps, surtout quand IL
domaine contre lui la plaie de phy.
potheque, de la take, du courtier.
du salariat ct des mauvaises annees.
LIE morcellement est done, quill
choque OIL non, inevitable ct neces.
saire en- Louisiana.
Voyez:
L'anntc 1s77ssa..ete mauvaise pour
tout le monde, mails desastreuse
pour quiz
La propriete moyenne a rouls
toutes ses cannes ct rigoureusement
fait ses frais. Mails l'antre! Et nest.
il pas triste de penser que DIES mil
llers darpents de cannes ont etc
perdus, ct quill a fallu meme relon-
Ger d faire du sirop, non parceque Ia
chose etait impossible en- sol, mails
parceque la main d'euvre ct le prix
du conbustible ne le permettaient
point!
Dams le pays du bois!
Mais c'est aussi le pays du sala-
riat.