The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-04-23
FLEA BITES.

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They preach to-day on The Young
Mans Question" We know all about the
question. What We want Ia know IL,
|" What did the young girl say"
We see patent medicine advertisement
headed, Enjoy Life" II that old sum
mer econ will give us acheck for :, QUO, ve
will show him a rooster who can get more
tout Of six weeks, than all his
medicine will give in 10000 years.
1t is very well to talk about sudden alb
stinence, and tell about that old woman
~ho drank gin for eighty years, and sudden
" stopped without experiencing any evil
effects. She had her derned old hide 80
full that she won't feel dry II she lives 10
he hundred. Just furnish us the gin for
50 years, and we'll chaw it right of when
our time is up, and run ON jolly remem-
brances the balance of our life.
-Ex-Quecn Isabella will sell her $780,
90 worth Of diamonds at auction next July
in Psris.
II we only had that 30 cents We loaned
out, the other day-but what's the use?
SINCE Elizabe,h's last letter, at least ten
million American women have parted their
lip~t to say, "Oh, the hussy "-JaFenDn Ctiy
Tribune.
Jus, 30. And Won bet your life they said
it too-and il was the word with the bark
ON it,"
Mr.. Bavard Taylor's bust has been
modelled by Mr.. Marshall Swayne, and will
remain at Kenne, Square.
Bayard Taylor's last bust was modelled
on a beer keg. and after he got away viii
about 2oo glasses, people said il vas the
finest piece Of siatuary that was ever held
up between two men.
An editor narrowly escaped having hi
packets picked Of $1,000 in a crowd il
Philadelphia. last week. The thief got of
with his wallet. but fortunately It contain.
ell only sixteen cents and = receipt Ia max,
paste that would keep six months without
souring. Norrisoca Herald
Hold on. Stop right there. Where di,
lac get those sixteen cents? Or had he EN-
bezzled the capital ii his Office aud was b,
on his way to Canada?
The cnlored people baptized in Pos
hak .-a.sa-.f.v -,sf
NerS.
Why not use black walnut?
Mrs. Anna Bowles Bowler, who in he
childhood used TO sit on DIR. San. Johnson
knee, has jus, died in England at the age o
nincty-seven.
And We will just remark right here 70
the benefit of the girls. that there's lots o
fellows in this town who have got just a
good knees as Sam Johnson ever dared 4
have
North Adams has cat that nurses
chicken.
Dead loads of Sedalia cats do the sam
thing. Just kisses the chicken all over an,
puts it awav inside tn keen IT warm.
Mine hundred logs passed Boonvill
one day this week. Milo Blair stood oil
the bank of the river and made them
speech. thinking them a colored regimen
from the Plains.
Government land costs 81 % m acr
and whisky s. a gallon. And yet there n
many who prefer whisky to land.
OF course. Six drinks of whisky Away
makes man rich; when he gets gallo'
in him, he owns a0O-foot right Of va,
around the entire globe. The next day h,
gets over 100 achers out OF that sane ol,
gallon.
Olive Logan says that you can tell n
American in Paris by his boots.
And an Americaness by her garters
Olive. Sure sign. Never fails.
The first New England woman that
learned Greek has just died at sixiy-four.
Is sixty-iour in Greece? We've locke,
every war map over in vain.
The woman from Illinois who has beer
waiting here three days for the arrival o.
her skye ,r-old boy, gave up the Search
Kansos City Mail.
Missouri women don't wait for year oil,
boys. They catch 'em when they're RICH
young