The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-05-02


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pleie8 ihe cremation q The vile cards
"A editor narrowly escaped hav-
iag lie poekc, picked 81 $4,000 il a
crowd Ia Philadelphia last week The
thief got 20 With Lis wallet, bat ubiJr-
tuaAlely il op'y contained 10 cents
sd receipt igr making paste that
will keep Six months without souuug.
ih not love your peighbor as
yourself Her husband might not like
Il
Kentucky raises more hemp, needs
more u il. aBd uses less u It, accord.
ing 10 population. than any other State
ia the Union
They arc very particular tbey
wouldn't allow iaail.wagon to stop
opposite ,bo womcn's hotel 10 New
York
Ilo--by Joye, you know upon
nay word il l were TO see ghost. you
know, / would be ehatteripg IDIOT for
The rest Of my life She Haven't you
seen ghosty
Alderman Jabob, Of Detroit, as
sons that 10 had rather have one street
lamp than two policemen Lamp.
posts are better to lean against than
policemen.
The early strawberry at dollar a
quart, puts on afistocratic airs and
looks with scorn aud contempt upon
hungry humanity. by July be will
gct down from bis lofty eminence and
hide himself between the strata Of a
Iiheen-ceut saleratus eh0rtoake, and
aowl for customer.
: 1t il 10 DO hoped that Congress
will soon sec the propriety OF adjourn.
iug, 10 the end that the telegraphic
instruments needed for the transmis-
sion Of base ball news may not be oc-
eupied by Washington matters.
when one Of Architect Mullets
buildings falls down he goes to the
ruins, examines the chaos OF masonry
very critically, and says they might
have known that ono coat Of white
wash wasn't strong enough 70 hold 50
heavy wall as that why in thunder
didn't the idiots know enough to put
on more white wash
According to The spring fashion
plates, there Is such striking slmllari-
ty between the apparel Of ladies aud
gentlemen, that married man will
want TO sew red patch on some OF
bis clothes 10 avoid the blunder Of get
ting on the wrong garments when he
gcis up first Ia the morning III mar
lied man ever does get up FIRST,
One Of the highest compliments
Edwin Booth ever received was paid
him by an old negro woman, family
servant, who went - see apeflormance
81 Hlchcllcu during Booths visit 10
Savannah Giving her impressions OF
The play to her mistress next day, she
expressed the greatest concern for the
health Of The actor Poor old man,
said she, be can't last long dat
eougbil carry bin TO his grave shuah.
When Abraham Lincoln was o
poor lawyer, he found himself one cold
day 81 village some distance from
Springfield and with no means Of con.
Yeyaucc. Seeing gentleman driving
along tie Springfield road in a carriage
be ran up 70 bin and politely said /;
Sir. will you have The goodness TO take
NY oyercoat TO town for me With
pleasure, answered the gentleman.
But Loa viii you get !; again! Oh,
very easily, said Mr. Lincoln, as 10.
bud t. remain 10 il. Jump 10, said
the gentleman, laughing. And the "a
turc President had a pleasant ride
A Gve-yean-old could not quite
understand why the stars did not shine
one Night when The raiu was pouring
down ia torrents She stood at the
window poadeupg on the subject With
40 much gravity As Calico when he
looked al the swinging lamp 10 the ca
lhtdfal al Pisa, and with equal success
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