The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1878-04-04

you, and dar you you'll bo and dar
you'll stay, wild plenty oh newspa-
pers wild brillyant artil1les in EN-,
til bimoby do sin dat's q stcwin' and
Il fryin and u hissin' and bilin' and
a bubblin in you will bust out in .
blaze dat will reich dc skies, and de
smoke Oh yo' torment will be dat big
and dat black dat all do tar-kills in
North Keliny wont be no mon
loosify match 'longsidc oh it,"
"Dar stop right dar, Uncle
Isham, and lelnmo ak you dis one
qucstun !: ''Ef dar is all dat smoke
down dar, whar dc chimbly TO car it
off, and whar it gwine go to arftor it
bin done car 'd--answer mo dat
"You-you-you's pooty sort oh
a--ob a-pestlc-tail pignoramcrs to
AK nc questions like dat Har dar
you come argyiinc and sputyfine
wild ole, sicllly man like me !
Whar dc chimblys O hell ? Whar
yo' sense, whar go manners Is
80 mind done + yo' reson, is yo'
sense run off an,- forgot yo' branos?
Chimblys, hunh smoke, hunh !
You specs you got me, does you?
Don yo know, you onrcjcnrit, our
dashus sap-hcAd, dat in bad weather
de smoke fallseto tho ground, and
whar you gwinc fin Bladder and mo-
thrcattnin' weather dan down beloY
Yaas, dats it dc smoke oh tormint
falls down into dc garpin' moufs OBJ
newspaper-readin, sputifyin' fools
and dey swallow it, dat's whar it
So"
"Now min what T tell you, for
dis ar dc las time. Git rcligin',
jinc the church, read yo' Bible,
pray constant, at yo' work and all de
Tune quit readin', give yo' scrops
and ole clos to dc po' ; be 'spccful
to n ole man like me, and den maybe
you'll be save. Ef you don't, Of you
reads papers and low yo' po' no
count min to 'sputify bout tho
suckumstanco OBJ dc case, you gone.
Hell will be yo' potion, sho, and no
show hell, neither, for ebcry man
takes dc fire and dc birthstone in his
own brc, and deth kindlcs it dreck-
! ~ do breath dat would blow out dc
match nv damnation nr' goned.
You'll be bu'nt up, certin. And de
like Of you won't be put in dc parlor
fire place, ncither--tlat's reserve for
gcnt'men sinners-but you'll bo
pitched down and socl1ed into de ar
de AZ dc hotties stove of hcll's
basement, and dar shall be wocpin'
and wailin' and gnashin' OBJ teeth
agin the rusty scuttles Of perdishun,
and agin the NANCY ash carts oh
ebcrlastin' mis'ry, and agin de
broken boot-jacks oh nevcr~dyin'
darkness, forebcr and forcbcr mo-.
And tlar shell be no mournin' papers
dar y G.. w. BAGBY.
Two REronTs There
is a story that Lord Melb ourne was
once pressed by an inquisitive lady,
whom he had taken down to dinner,
to give her his exact opinion on the
doctrine of the Trinity. He an.
swcred that his views on this most
important question were those held
by every sensible man. "But what,'
asked his cross. examiner, "are those
views 2" "That, madam ho re-
piled, is what no sensible man ever
discloscs." Prof. levitt once made
n rejoindcr not unlike this. A. depu-
tation, headed by tho Oxford Vice.
Chancellor, waited upon: him to
point out that, as q Regius profess
sor, he was bound to be member
Of tho Church Of England, and asked
him if he had any objection to sign
tho forty-nino articles. A refusal
had been anticipated, and the lead,
ers Of the deputation having per-
suaded themselves that they were
discharging q public duty, talked
and talked very long time. When
they got through the Regius profess
sor of Crock looked up with sweet
smile. "Have you, he mildly asked
the spokesman of tho deputation,
"such thing about you as q copy
Of the articles and pen 2" The
deputation disappeared.
The natural pearl banks of Ceylon
are threatened with rivals by the
establishment of artificial beds,
whero the brcoding and rearing Of
pearl bearing oysters may be car.
ried on like any ordinary occupation.
Such, ut least, is the prospect opon-
od up by the experiments of Lieut..