The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1878-01-11
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FROM Inc DtHte Known Us Mhlno
But they're solid once wore--BIaino and
Conkling. -Rochester Democrat.
The carpenter is a plane DEALER
IGraphic.
No, sir; you will find the picks
o'ninnies in congress- Congress
slonal Globe.
A beatitude for tho holidays
Blessed are they that have plenty,
for more shall be given them .--[St.
Nicholas.
A Pompton man attempted to
whip o hive of bees on Monday, but
the bees waxed him.-[Suburnan
News.
The dullest man ia America lives
in Northwestern Ohio. He was in
Office two years before he learned
how to teal.-[Globe- Democrat.
"Men go by epochs in drinking
whiskey," thinks the New York
Herald. Does anybody remember
any remarkable absence Of epoch
lately ?-[W orstjester Press.
IL some men we're measured by
the size of their hearts and souls, q
gun patch would make them a suit
of clothes, including an ulster over,
cnat.-[Keokuk Constitution.
Edwin Booth once said that the
best way TO get rid of a good friend
was to lend him S.. That was
when times we're easy. You can
ALLEVIATE him now for 50c.-[HawII>
eye.
statistics show that The number
of IDIOTS is increasing, and yet
some newspapers continue to make
war on quack doctors. What is a
quack doctor for but to kill off the
fools ?-[IIerald of Health.
The Oshkosh Christian Advocate
man is a sick old Photographer. He
steals all Of his funny things
[Vicksburg Commercial. Been app
propriating some Of your prescrip-
tions, has he, DR.. MulIigan?-.
IN. 0. Times.
A Chicago printer makes a luxu>
rious living by selling, for three
cents each, red placards bearing the
following words: The - bank
is temporarily closed. 1t is hoped
the assets will equal the liabilities"
fist. Louis Times.
Visitors to the great crater at
Petersburg have TO pay two bits to
go Into it. Time brings changes.
A few years ago there was a day
when thousands Of men would have
given forty acres oi land and q mule
to get out of it.--LInde4 Appeal.
Good counsel rejected returns TO
enrich the giver's BOSOM Gold
smith. W. call the attention of tie
Louisiana returning board to this
statement Of divers. The question
is, why should rejected returns
have that effect I'm. Y. Times.
We respect fat men. They repre-
sent the good humor of the country.
Fat men never get up strikes or
panics or international disturbances.
They are men Of peace, and a little
piece OF them goes a great way,
Keep up, fat men. Laugh and be
The country needs you.-
[Vicksourg Commercial.
Mrs. President: "Ruthy, dear,
you think i'll would just put
small nip of corn into this %seltzor
it would he good for you today p
Mr.. President, with his feet in o
bash-tub: "Y-a-s, ! think, though,
my dear, that the other fellows took
big nip in theirs. You might
break up the tea-party until this
reconciliation is over. "--[Washins-
ton Republican.
Many a man will sit on the river
bank and wat patiently two hours
for a nibble, and think it fun, who
will scoId his wife, pinch his chiI>
dren and introduce a young volcano
into his household il lie has to wall
Eve minutes for his breakfast. In
spite Of this fact, Mr.. Beecher says
BIO doesn't believe in eternal punish,
nent.-[N. Y. Independent.
Sad accident in ST. Louis: While
, young lady OF the city was at
work on mi of the slippers intended
Is q Christmas present for ner
ldorer, the scaffolding broke. pre-
,ipitating her violently to the
GROUND, and the slipper went down,
crushing two of her little sisters,
who Glanced 10 be PLAYING under it,
% deatb.-[St. Louis Times.
The st. Louis Journal reports an
increased tendency towards suicide
IN the part Of telegraph editors,
wing TO the prospect of a war with
'lexico-a country which rejoices
n such names as chihuahua, Guam
juata. Coahuila, T~amaulipas, San
Tean Bauiista, Agnascalientes, Quer.
taro, Oaxaca, Guadalaj4ra and
IN. o. Times.
A little boy OF Des Moihes, Iowa, +:
Tho writes TO his "lren Jimmy" that !
is going TO run away from school
nd be an editor, thus closes his
,ttor. 1Tel vnr sisfnr Katav I don't