The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-08-11
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The best style of ties for business
men-Advertise.
This is IN Off year in the White
Mountains. No Beecher.
The less dinner a man has eaten the
more he chews on his toothpick.
The Potter committee is not in favor
of the resumption Of proceedings.
Two young Cinnamon in San Fran
cisco are preparing for the Episcopa'
ministry.
If you want to draw a man out. tax,
a sketch of him while he is walking OF
driving.
The man who writes Kearney's
speeches is a close student of Ingersoll's
o~ratorical metaphor.
The Marquis of Lorne will take up
the reins of government and reign in
Canada next November.
Yung man, don't be afrade to blow
your own horn, but don't do il in front
Of the proceshun; go behind and do it.
A Cincinnati divine honestly ex.
plains: ~ don't believe in horse racing
but then / do so hate to have any one
pass me on the road"
Carlyle, in speaking OF the premier,
lately said: "Either he has bewitched
the queen, or the queen has bewitched
him, or they have bewitched each
other.v
According to the New Orleans Times
Great men need no monuments" We
shall countermand u order at once
and content ourselves with the smooth
side of a slab.
Two lawyers, while bathing at Santa
Cruz the other day. were chased out of
the water by a shark. This is the most
fragrant Ease of want of professional
courtesy on record.
An Ohio woman has given birth to
five children at N time. The Presi.
dent has sent so many Ohioans abroad
to fill offices that something had to be
done to repopulate the State.
There is a nan living at Varnell Sta.
ton, Ca, who churns the butter, rock.
the baby and keeps the flies from the
dining room table by water power. This
is later than the monograph.
Rev. Miss Oliver says that ''every
time n young man spends five cents for
a glass of beer he takes seven bricks
from the pile of a snug little home.
But he has the bricks all the same-in
his hat.
Boys, always be attentive to the girls.
If you haven't any girl to be attentive
to, be attentive to some other fellows
girl-provided he amt around and you
haven't any scruples about playing Sec
ond fiddle.
The Norristown, Pa, Herald thinks
that If the Shah had remained a week
Mt Niagra with those thirty-six caskets
of gold several years ago, he would have
been obliged to borrow S10from a news
paper man to get home.
Some of the female bathers at Long
Branch have taken to wearing masks
Of iron net or of oil silk on wire frame,
which conceals their features from the
impertinent stare of male loungcrs who
watch their exit from the water.
The London Lancet says a blow on
the ear has often ruptured the drum,
and warns parents against boxing chill
dren's ears. You a get more music
out of a child by applying the slipper a
couple of feet below the "drum."
A st. Louis paper mentions that a
lady In that city has gone to Colorado
FOR the balance of the SUMMER Tie
summer, we are privately informed, lost
It's balance in st. Louis during the re-
cent heated term, causing the mercury
to slip up, as it were, to high figures.
Don't tell u man you sweat. 1t is
vulgar. Inform him that you are being
deprived of the saline and oleaginous
fluids of your material substance
through the excretories of your pellucid
cuticle, with a sensible condensation Of
moisture upon the superficial exterior
Itisn't paying the girls board thal
~scares half the young men out of tn
matrimonial market; it's simply thu
dread of housekeeping in the futur Q
with an additional burden in the shap,
Of a handsome hired girl to support
without any adequate return for the in
vestment.
An American boy named Spruill'
Braden, from indianapolis, Ind, latel,
won the highest prize and honors of al
English naval college, the training hav