The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1878-01-10

some inFlorious but non- mute.
lfr Casg d 3 candidate for lhe Georgia
Legislature. iio has a good head and
viii 'whoop 'em up.
Chicago sells a sel OF false teeth. var.
fnntei % bite on an car a. ono nip, Cor
only ss.
George Francis Tfain la endeayorins 10
30 without eating Tho pres will unani.
mousiy urge him 20 pcrtevere.
Ann Eliza Young l. going through
Massachusetts, with her Horrors Of
Mormonifm. ono of whom fho l. which.
London Punch rsia on this rather an.
tiquated Joke Differences between Grant
and bis hori (at Paris)-silsnco and
Noycs.
They have q paFaFrapher In Sc Louis
who throws OF great many brilliant
aparks-irom the wheels % The scissors
grinder.
Moral force q never loal. observed
cotempcraFy. The same can b. faid nf q
broken.bladed pocket knife.
A New Orleans editor who aaH lady
ttfHfAHAfW f@A hAAN WNNN hNANAAN MhAA ~ - ANN
found himself crowded out % make
room ior more interesting matter
An Engliihman. recently arrived 10
Boston. has distinguished himself bY bic.
ing q mans thumb OF We auppoto he
must have been from Gnavihumberiand
Tho old maxim. "Be chaste and You'll
be happy. j. contradictsd point blank by
a Black Hilra man. who was recently
chased ten miles By party of red skins.
Commodore Vanderbilt We learn from
the Detroit Free Press. once thought of
giving 100 journalists $4,000 apiece.
One sweetiy solemn thouThi-he didn'i
do e.
One revolver has made all matches on
IN the case Of two engaged couples In the
sunny south. Killing woman because
she won't marry you j. perfectly ridicu.
lon.
The Baltimore News aays that Il fc.
quires considerable stratagcm 10 hnd a
diamond. Yes. but did you ever try 90
dig woodchuck out OF a side bin
An energetic itinerani ioomsd up be.
fore us the other day With a patent oon.
trivanco for holding coin. When be die.
covered that hc bad wandered into a
printing Office. the way be begged par.
don and Sid down stairs vas a caution 20
pcddlera.
People who label theirleilcra "In great
haste are dying OF ono by one They
are dropping % with heart disease. A
week after they mail their important let.
tcra they see them advertised a. being
held Tor postage. and the result Il fatal
Thus another great tribe will soon be.
come extinct.
Tho experienced editor can always tell
at sight tAo man who comes ia with hia
arst attempt nt original poetry. Hc
walks on tipioc. and looks a. though ho
had just passed n counterfeit bal or
liFuuslcd baby.
We ohcr our whole residuary estate.
after leaving between three fnd four
millions 90 the Society for the Prevention
Of Cruelty % the Kings English. % any
school or college that viii turn oui a class
capable Of punctuatlng an ordinary letter
OF other communication.
The old proverb about sending Goals 70
Newcastle has iost ils significance With.
ia a fuw yeau ihey have been sending
coal from Wales and from Belgium also
% Newcastle
A gentleman at a dinner party was
seated next a young miss. he asked
her IL be waa foBd of cthnolory She
aaid she was. bat she was not very we'll.
aud the doctor had told her not 10 eat
anything for dessert except oranges.
Andrew Jackson vas accused Of bal
spelling bot John Randolph defended
him by declaring that "a man must b.
fool who could not spcll words more ways
than one A boy when rehuigcd Tor
spelling needle n 90 die naid that every
good needle should have an eye Ia it
Sew it should responded tho teacher
The communists ideal of property i
well expressed in an old song sung byn
drunken cohblcr. who wishes al the
money IN the world divided equally
among the rich and poor "Whai would
you do with your share. Tom Gays his
wife. spend ID, says be What would
you do then, Tom q share ID an over
again. old woman, share it an over
again.
NAM may MNNtA "a W0NM OF NMNNfWAMNA
ton he remarked. as be toddicd down
90 thc front gate. aud commenced opera
t.ons on che hinges with afcnttsrr aud
bottle of oil. "but the critical period l.
approaching when ysuns man has 10 be
handled very delicatcly. aud juat tho
least little bit Of q sct back may throw
things The smallest creak might be
disastrous. and this gates got 90 stand
Zoe two girls more beside lmoscnc"
ID might pas 90 ship artificial lmla 10
Turkey star Yes. thata so. 80
Thanksgiving dinner where there arc
four or eve children and only one two.
legged turkey. tho bird lack y ilmbs is
made painfully apparent when each
youuaster yriia Tor "drum ttick Arti-
fetal limbs mi sht solve the n-ulty.
a man lot q BAG OF potatoes cn his
wagon as be- came into the city yesterday
morning ard as be- did NOS become awarc
of his los t.li hehad reached tho market.
De irit that DO vas gal'rH 90 70 back in
search Hc ielt thc loss very kccH'y tll
suddenly realizing that there was n bright
eide GO BE- Then Dis face rut on o. smile.
1nd be cbuckicl. Como t1 thiui 90 IL.
ives ono VI those iEobuslcl baEi uhich
diIu have hul Is hsaaUl and q half in.
and the finder wlll goa autudtrd out Of a