The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-04-02
ALL SORTS.
What is society, after all, but 4 mixture Of
mister les and miss. eriest

lfyou go on an excursion and the seats arr
AL taken, stand up as long as you can and
Then cry out, Man overheard :" Every NO.
nan will rush for the rail.
4 young IMAM sent sixty cents to = firm il
a-ichlgan who advertised a recipe To prevent
hst creams. He rec. ived q slip of paper "
which was written. Don't go TO sleep"
Auoii Neutrality-suspicious. Encourage OF til.
Turks by saying that u man with more thar
one wife ought to be willing to face death ~
any time.
FIVE thousand broom-haudies u day NJ.
Md III Shiocton. Wis. aud the msrricdma..
sf'o2foner never stays out ii night lone-.
than rine o'clock.
4 Vermont hotel keeper has white Washer
a big ,lif in sight OF his house. TINT it ma,
resemble II nov bank. and caisr lVn
pfop'e 10 ask Questions.
\ reporter for u Wisconsin paper writes
- hose Nh" personally know orr esteemed
fei!'s citizen, Col.--,w VIII regret to h.a,
that he was bru,allyassulted last evening bus
not killed"
AnOnondags CountyMa has had is terts
pulled, To help him to stop chewing tol,acc,
b Ii ON the principle in vogue among tn.
Chinese, where they cut of n boys head &c
cure him OF swearing.
A lady who has a great reputation As a Mrs.
haiai rop returned Ia town. the other dny
from tho continent, aud found her husband
away in thu country. "~Ireally am the most
abaudoued woman in London" she observed.
Jones, il burglars should yet into your
house, what would you do: 2" ''I'd d. what
ever they required of me. I've never had my
own way III That house yet. and it's too late
TO begin now-yes, alas. too late :"
An aged colored individual stepped into a
store and asked how the thermometer stood.
Zone hundred and forty-nine degrees below
zero = replied one CT the clerks. lis dat q
fax :" exclaimed the old man; den I've lost
two dollars. I just made n bet it war n hun
bred and fifty"
The following epigrain was written on a
Air. Wildwood, who was much given to exag-
geration-
You double each story you tell,
You double each sight that you see;
Your name's . double u e double /.
Double u double o d."
Cry of Rioters-''Meet and drink. is what
We want"
The old man who always responds OF the
wrong time is on nj az the Sterling camp
ground this year as usual. Thursday evening
q clergyman, referring ~tosinners in hisprsyer,
1880 @AAn uAPAGbbAOu : we see Il9ul Hu6DHn-
ded over hell 'Glory to Cod" rang out
the response with all the enthusiasm of an
old-time Methodist. -Fitch6EIry Sentinel.
sis there an opening here for An ~intellec.
tual writer !" said a very red-faced youth,
with the cork of q bottle sticking out of his
breast-pocket. The editor, with much dig.
nifty, took the young mar s intellect in, and
said, An opening yes, sir o kind ard
considerable carpenter, foreseeing your visit,
left on opening for you. Turn the knob to
the right
ibid it occur to you" said he, timidly
leaning around the doorpost, THAT a steam
engine and o traine clam are not Who'll v un.
ikef" Mingled with the racket produced by
an office chair violently hurled after his van.
ishing form, came certain confused sounds
which resembled-"Because you see, they
are both controlled bivalves."
An old farmer, travelling on n railroad, hap
oened to look out of ~thewindow just as they
we're passing a river, when his hat WAS blown
over the bridge and carried away by the
is II not very singular, said he to
! gentleman who was seated beside him,
that my hat took that direction 2" Not at
III |" replied the latter sits natural that q
beaver should take to water"
The editor Of q rural newspaper wandered
o this city, the other day, and dropped into
church while the Sundayschool was in ses-
hon. He fell asleep, andwoke to find a child's
paper on his lnp. With the true journalistic
he picked it up, and he had read
q column and q half of assorted Bible
texts, when theo officiating minister lighted on
him, and, laying q patronizing hand on his
inquired how he liked II. First
!" was the reply, ''and I'm glad to see you
credit. But where did you strike Your ex.
list 7"
A West end jeweller the other day en-.
deavored to tempta gentleman to buya piece
Of old-fashioned silver, and declared that il
had been discovered in a particular field near
. certain town. .'Will you certify that in
writingf" asked the gentleman. Certainly.
sir, " replied the tradesman. DO SO, aud I
will take the fiagon." The tradesman wrote
out and handed to him the required certih.
cate, w~hereupon customer pocketed certif-
cate Rnd aagon together, saying, Thank
you. lam lord of that manor. 1 III glad to
receive my dues"
He invited her TO lunch, aud she, being ii
BEAUTIFUL young lady, went. She read the
bill of fare behind her sweet little fan, and
whisperedin zephyry accents ''Woodcock
on toast" At this announcement it flushed
upon his mind that his assets were but 10
cents. Something must be done. ''Corneiia.
do you knowwhat n woodcock Isl" he asked.
mo, Mr.. Spinks," she answered. well
then, my dear, said he, 'it is as big as u
hafibut." 40, goodness gracious ~ exclaim.
eli the charming Cornelia. ''theu bring me
lone portland beans" Spinks winkcd *
cstantly at the waiter, and the waiter winked
knowingly at him."
Mr. ~seanyan, in his book THE Sultan ard
His People, tells the following anecdote ola
Turkish physician, whose prescriptions and
OF treatment will interest Enelisl.
practitioners. A person exceedingly III of
fever called in one of those medil.l
gentlemen, who, although he considered thu
case quite hopeless, prescribed for his patient.
ard took his leave. The next day in passing
10y. he inquired of h servant at the door if his
master was not dead. Dead! No he is
much better" whereupon the doctor pro
ceeied upstairs TO obtain a solution of the
81, sicle. Why" said the convulesceut, ~
wa consumedwith thirst, and l { drank Il pail.
tni 0t the Juice of picked cabbage II Won.
4 to!!'quoth the doctor. And out came his
lab.ets, on which the physician made this in
5 'ripiion-"Cured oftyphus fever, Meh, med
A ;ha, an upholstersr, by drinking n pai!ful
OF picked cabbage juice" Soon afte, the
doctor was called TO another patient, a yagh-
likgee, or dealer III embroidt red handker-
Chi q, suffering from the SAINT malady. He
forthwith prescribed II ''pailful of picked
cabbage Juice On calling the next day to
congratulate his patient on his recovery, he
was astonished on being told that the man
was dead. The Oriental Esculapius, in his
bewildsrment at these phenomena, came to
The safe conclusion, and duly noted it in his
msnoranda, that, although In typhus fever
picked cabbage Juice is an efficient remedy,
it is not however to be used unless the patient