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BULLS COUGH SYRUP

BULLS COUGH SYRUP
A fresh supply just received and for sale
JAMES BELT,
Cor. Sixth and Market Sis.
H. Fl. H.. Horse Liniment.
A fresh stock received. and for sale by
Y. JAMES BELT,
Cor. Sixth and Market Sts.
Majors Centennial Cement,
For mending broken China, Marble or
z. JAMES BELT,
Cor. sixth and Market Sts.
Wire Hair Brushes,
Very superior to bristle brushes they
impart cooling and refreshing sensation
z. JAMES BELT,
Cor. sixth and Marke Sts.
Leibig's Extract OF Meat,
In xlb., klb., klb. and ID. jars, is sold
wholesale and retail, by. 49,
Cor. Sixth and Market streets.
Palmer's Dandelion Coffee,
is not only less injurious than real cof-
fee. but Is considered by those. who have
used II to have positive remedial effects.
A fresh supply Just received. Sold whole
JAMES BELT,
Cor. Sixth and Market streets.
Hubball's Prepared Wheat.
This popular article OF children's food,
may be had fresh, Of
Cor. Sixth and Market streets.
Chlorate of Potassium.
One barrel just received, and sold whole
sale and retail. by
Cor. Sixth and Market streets.
Nursing Bottles and Fittings,
In great variety. For sale by
z. JAMES BELT,
Wholesale and Retail Druggist,
Corner Sixth and Market streets.
The Best Qualities of MEDICINES
AT WILLIAMS
THE MOST RELIABLE PROPRIETARY
MEDICINES,
At Ninth and Market.
Choice ePERFUMERY, COLOGNES, &c.
AT WILLIAMS
A fine assortment of HAIR, TOOTH, and
NAIL BRUSHES,
At Ninth and Market.
A choice Imported Key West, Pride of Key
West or Greuley Cigar,
AT WILLIAMS
Choice FLAvoRING ACTS.
Strong and Pure,
At Ninth and Market,
AT WILLIAMS
Fine AMERICAN d IMPORTED SOAPS
At Ninth and Market.
I. Get the best" WILLIAMS HAPONA-
CEOUS DENTIFRICE,
AT WILLIAMS
Choice Goods, Accuracy IN dispensing aad
Reasonable Prices.
WILLIAMS PRESCRIPTION STORE,
apl2-tf Corner Ninth and Market
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vnaMLE.-At prices thai will
Topurchase.
,psellings.
Bullding Lots.
WV hortgages wanted.
AIN j. Il. HEALD,
s,.la hlaie and Mortgage Ex-
-.ake. oct12-s6wtf
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sgALt.-A highly improved farm
M.acres,in White Clay Creek hum
a. enclosed in Usage Hedge. d.
mo t'e fields. Large apple Or
Haiull bearing. Public school ad-
sle iarm. Buildings-Large Man
,eaols Tenant House, Barn, Granary
y olher buildings necessary on a
~. arm. miles from station OH
ab 4. X. Centrally located. 8
'dOm wilmington. Apply TO
JN0. W. WHITMAN.
"a ts'ale ag't, 2 W. Fourth street
k--Na.l-w Wilmington, Del.
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A LII PERSONS who wish to Rent, buy
n or sell Farms, may save trouble and
expense by entering their names at
WHITEMAN'S FARM AGENCY,
No, West Fourth5t.
seJ 81 :..1tw-&wti 4HF
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FUK SALE.

!ALE.-A superb set of Scott's
iaSs 100 volumes, Y vellum, gilt
s'Hefl plates, Edinburgh edition,
% Noore's works, fine plates, full
lEl binding, a choice set, 10 vols,
l@ Adine edition, British poets, 81
fLt copy Muspratt's Chemistry,
Elne plates and many other fine
aie works. Must apply before the
[N W. II. NEWTON,
Ltti 81. Georges, Del
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fTMLE.
z nSs SpIe h.,p Property, with IS acres OF
HSidirnsi dwelling house and other
|iBy IN S,, Price $500. A bargain.
ldN' " EVANS PENNINGTON,
Eighth and Merket Sts.
Ne Gasn,as,,,oseyeral Gs,a,,o Sd story roons in
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TO ADVERTISERS,
Geo. p. KOWel & Co.'S
SELECT LIST OF
LOCAL NEW S p A Z Il II s.

Many persons suppose this list to be
composed of CHEAP, low-priced news
pers. The fact is quite otherwise. The
Catalogue states exactly what the papers
are. When the name of paper is print
ed in FULL FACE TYPE 1t is In every
Instance the BEST paper In the place.
When printed in CAPITALS 1t is the
ONLY paper in the place. When printed
in Roman letters 1t is neither the best nor
the only paper, but is usually very good
one, notwithstanding. The list gives the
population of every town and the circnla-
oPERATIVE ,PT R. nSi LIST. IT IS NOT A
CHEAP LIST. At the foot of the Cata-
ioeue for each State the Jimportont towns
witch are not covered by the list are emu
merated. 1T Is AN HoNESTLIST. The
rates charged for advertising are barely
one-fi the publishers schedule. The
price for one inch four weeks In the entire
list is 1886. The regular rates of the pa
pers for the same space and time are
S3 1876 IS. The list includes $40 newspa-
pers. OF which i63 are issued DAILY and
sO7 WEEKLY. They are located In 32b
different cities and towns, OF which 22 are
State Capitals. 1928 places OF over 5000
population, ana 444 County Seats. LISTS
SENT ON APPLIoATIoN. Address GEO
+. HOWELL & COS NEWSPAPER AD-
VERTISING BUREA U, 10 Spruce st.
Printing House Sq.), N. Y. ocz9-4w.
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EDUCdIIUNAL.
APLEwoOD INSTITUTE,

M APLEwOOD INSTITUTE,
C0NCORDVILLE, PA.
Boys $50 per quarter; Girls S45. Stu
dents prepared for business, Yale or Har.
ward College. irirst-class Professors.
JOSEPH SHORTLIDGE, A, M,
JylS-w5m Principal.
M ESLEYAN FEMALE COLLEGE,,
w WILMINGToN, DELAWARE.
Atthe opening of the Fall term, Mon
day, Sept. 0, 1873, there will be o N E W
President. NEW furniture, NEW repairs
throughout the building, NEW pianos,
the modern conveniences NEWLY intro
duced TO add to the comfort of the young
ladies both In the public and private
rooms, ana all this at the OLD Prices.
For catalogues address the president,
REV. j. M. WILLIAM MS, A. NJ.
jyl-tf
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alyKERS AND htSOh6fts.
a, House Building. Entrance on o.
Street.
|~u,u, American, Red Star, Inman
|S,.I Lines TO Great Britain and
tNli Of Europe
FOR SALE.
|s,r VII Pass Railway Co. Stock.
Il VII Coal Gas Co. Stock.
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1 Duy ana sell stocks
Bonds and Gold in N
( York, Phila Baltimore
and local markets.
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Newspaper Advertising bureau
10 prnce g.. Y. Y.
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.t.- .s tafRf
}r.r.tA ..
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1878-11-30

Why go all the way to Austin FIR
lumber, when you can get at least as
good an article, at quite as low rates,
and by going not much over half the
distance, viz: at the lumber yard of
W. H. Harris & Co., Kingsbury, on
the G. Ii. a. S. A. Railway. They
are experienced dealers, are we'll sup
plied with all the best varieties of
lumber, Texas and Louisiana, both
rough and dressed. Kingsbury is now
the nearest railroad point for all this
region. and there is now good road
to that place. Then try kingsbury
for lumber.
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REMovAL.-We bought some time
since OF Ed. j. l.. Green, the Raven
property, for some time occupied by
Mr.. Duulap. II is much better adap-
ted to our business than the place We
at present occupy, and We thought it
would be- quite us well to apply the
money we should otherwise have to
pay out for rent, toward the purchase
OF property Of our own. .
In consequuce of this removal, it is
possible we may not DO able to issue a
paper next, week; but We do not con
template any omission, but expect to
greet our readers as usual. D. ..
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New Books! Cheap Reading!

:
The following Choice and Entertaining Books
have appeared In the cheap, clearly printed "IHn
LAKEsIDE LIBRARY" series: .,f f'ri.,;..
No. 22l. 222. Game Birds Of the o. S.. book for
Sportsmei, by Thomas Alexander Price zoe
The Lakeside Cook hook. No.2, anew oompila'
ton Of Choice Recipes. Price ....". loo
No 22A.225. The Dilemma, . tale Of tho India
Rebellion. Price ..... '........ ...'.'z0c
No. 200. Cripps, the Carrier, BY X. d. Blackmo.e.
Price ....,....:....' ':.';.' IVY
No. s37. The Haunted Hotel, by wilkie Collins.
His last new book. Price,. .....s... l0c
No 233. For Lack OF Gold by Charles Gibbon.
a very spirited and deeply interesting book
Price ...... -. .......'..'... .toc
NJ. 100. Tho Fur Country. by Jules Ve'ne;, rs
No. Gl.S4. Daniel Deronda, by George Elliott;
complete The master piece OF this geeatest Of
mode-n WRITER'S Price zVc
No. 233 Last Of the Haddona, by Mrs. Newman
One of the brightest new books. Price. loo
Sold by all N.wsdralcrs, or sent postpaid BY the
publishers, f..r.. .,..
DoSNELLY, CAUSE.-THE & LLOYD,
Nov, lf.3w .t.. Chicago.
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WHATEVER name or designation is CIV
en- to cause o. Fever and Agne. or other
intermittent disease, it is always malaria.
Eliminate that from the system. anu a
sure care is the immediate result The
safest. surest. most effe :tual and, at tue
same time, perIec ly harmless prepare
ton tor producing this happy effect, is
CLIFFsRDis FEBRIFUGE, IL represents, in
their utmost purity and free from all
irritating properties. tie remedial princl-
pies of the E.st India CInchoDa bark. as
grown on the NeIlgheuy hills. IL is the
most powerful antiiUte t. malaria known,
and YET as harmless as water.
j. RIcHsEDsos, Pro1r.
For sale b. all druggists. st. Louis.
Nor. 23-av.
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BRIGGS Emporium is again filed
to OVERLOOKING. We took a look
through it the other day, and found
the departments of Clothing, Boots
and Shoes, Ladies Dress Goods. Hats,
and Caps. Blankets, Groceries, Dried
Fruit, Bacon, St. Louis Flour, Queens
ware, Hardware, and in short every
thing generally, SO we'll represented
that all tastes and means can be suited.
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ur' names, Jr., is clerklng NJ tue
Cheap Store Of l.. j. Daley.
We regret to learn that Mrs. Il. Il
kone has been seriously ill.
We regret to learn OF the continued
i'll health OF ID. Z. Mitchell. .u...
Mr. Remer, the new druggist, has
rented the house Of Mrs. Durham.
John s. Miller, of jackson, Tenn.
is here on visit to his son.iu law. DR.
Pehdleton.
Mr.. Glover. Of Kentucky, brother
of the banker of this place, is here
with his family ona visit. ...
Rev. Mr.. Kennedy is preparing te
build a 81 900 residence Just above Dr.
Pendleton's, who. VIC hear, donated
the ground.
Nordyke, the mill.wright, left fol
Missouri the first of the week. having
been absent from home some six
months in experimenting the work al
Maj. Nance's. 70 u.. l
Miss Lily MoMeans has returned
from residence Of some months Out
west. She reports the recent mar
riage of Miss Bittick, formerly Of this
place, now Of Benton City.
Our young friend John Owens is
learning the business Of druggist
with Mr.. Gramm. By his correct and
manly department John has won the
respect of all who know him, and il he
perseveres in we'll doing, an honorable
future is before him. t't
Iu connection with our last visit to
Maj. Nance's we had the pleasure of
making the acquaintance of Mr.. Luu-
day, the miller, from the North, an! u
superior one as we are told, and OF
Mr. S,aneart, who was engaged in the
construction Of the mill, and is still in
the employ Of tho Major We found
both courteous and intelligent gentle
men.
Having found nearly every other un-
expected sort Of person In these ends
of the earth, we lately struck" on a
very good artist, in the person Of MIR.
Jenkins, who resides somewhere in
the upper part of this comfy He
has made some beautiful sketches, in
colors, from photographs of scenery
on the San Marcos. with one of which
he was so kind as to present US. An.
other, view Of the Austin ford, may
be seen at the drug store Of Reynolds
& Daniel. We believe he has copies
of these sketches for sale They
ought to sell we'll, both for home use,
and to send to persons abroad.
A slip of the pen in our account OF
the ride home from New Brauntels last
week made us state that Fritz brought
up against fsnce;' it was the other
driver. The Messrs. Franklin were
the other members Of the party. We
mention this fact that the response
bilities of that memorable and peril,
Gus ride may be duly divided. We re
greet to have to add that we distinctly
heard these young gentlemen partici-
pating in profaue melody, the refrain
of which was:
"Littls Brown jug, how love theei'
But what it meant we could scarcely
conjecture-we could not see the pint,
probably because the night was SO
dark.
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We are prepared to c ub the FREE
Press to new or renewing subscribers
with the following publications at the
rates specified below, if ordered ut
the same time with our paper. In the
firstcolumn we give the regular price of
each publication singly, IN the second
the price of the same and the FREE
PRESS together:
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PEcANs, Currants, Cltron, Fancy
Candies, Oranges, Apples, Wooden
and Willow-ware, and Fresh Groce-,
RES generally, just received and Tor
sale cheap for cash, at
D. Il. COCREHAM L. Co.
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QUERY: "Why will men smoke
common tobacco, when they can buy
Mnrburg Bros. Seal Of North Caro-
lima ut the same priceY' Feb ely
DR.. c. W. BENsoN's CkLERY AND CAxo.
EILs PiLIs are prepared exprcssi ~ TO cure
Sick Headache, Nervous Headache. Dys-
D ptic ileadac 10, Neuralgia, Nervousness
and Sleeplessacss, and will cure any case.
Price so cts box, 30 pills. postage tree.
Sold by all druggists. Office, No. LOG, n.
Eutaw street, BALTIMORE, Md. ,e
April 27-!y
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Hol FOR CHRIsTMAs.-Fritz Lanee
is in receipt of his holiday stock
including Christmas candies, canty
toys, candle holders for Christmas
time and various other things suited
to the holiday trade. Call and see!
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IT seemed to us whtn at New
Brauntels, from che surface tndlca-
tons, that little lager Is still occas
tonally imblbed oyer that way.
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WooB WANTED Some Of our sub
scribers who have especially requested
the privilege of paying their suSscrip-
tio-s in wood, will please bring italone
without delay. We can see no advan-
tage in waiting I'LL the roads become
bad.
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Postage is prepaid on all the above,
and premiums sent in some cases, For
particulars inquire at this office.
We will also order any OF the above
singly. OF any other paper or periodical
at publishers prices, free of charge.
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crEASISG PHoSOGaAPH.-The OPP
1'aOo OF this wonderful new iuven-
y o. Edison, will he illustrated in a
,,''aie On the science Of Acoustics. at
pas Hall. this evening. The
-oErsph vail give Loogiey's spt ecb
''n tee r.Iloxs'
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thursday was Thanksgiving. We
'Nsot all about it, but believe the
,'aools were suspended aud services
lsa At at least one of the churches.
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SUBSCRIBE NOW for your home pa
per- pay in advance, read and be wise
and happy, blessing also your wives and
children. i. I.- W
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For kkena.

Ny dwelling and irrigated garden on
The Austin road. For terms, etc, ap'
ply to the proprietor of the Travis
House.
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FOR years we have not seen so
much building and other improve
nente In our town as at present.
Du'lress, too, promises to be brisk
this winter.
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The nor,her on Monday prevented
the show from exhibiting, and not
few halves" and quarters were
thus providentially saved to our peo'
pie. ,.
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PARTIES wishing apple trees eau
procure them at ten cents each, OF II.
r. Cofield, of this place. ~
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WISHING to go out of the dry goods
part of our business, we will sell
Goods at very reduced figures. Gail
and see. D. Il. CoCREnAM ~ Co.
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Just received at
FRITZ LANGE'S.

OWlNG to u MISTAKE III printing our
Inside pages, We fear u few OF our
subscribers will have to content them
selves with a hali-slzed paper this
week.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1878-11-30

Mr.. julius kEMER, the new Drug
gist, has arrived from Austin with his
wife, and has partially fitted up his
new business house, between Hof-
heinzs Hotel and Robbins Jewelry
store, and will be fully ready for bust
ness 10 few days. his rooms are
being fitted in style of elegance here
toforc pretty much unknown in this
place. aud make very handsome APP
pearancc. We understand he will do
principally prescription business.
Having had four years experience with
Nette. of San Antonio, in filling the
prescriptions Of such physicians as DIR.
Herr, he trusts he will DO able to give
satisfaction in this as in other depart
ments OF his business.
We welcome Mr.. Remer and family
to our town, aud trust he will find q
residence among US both pleasant and
profitable.
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THE severest northcr Of the season
set in on Monday morning last, aud
continued two or three days. yet it WIS
only cold enough to freeze ice. perhaps
fourth Of an inch in thickness. '
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VIZ did not notice on our late trip
to New Braunfels any great amount OF
improvement 10 that ancient town.
They have. however, u new Jail in
progress, tho plan of which, US ex-
planned to US by Mr.. Pfeuffer, the
County Judge. will place it tar in ad-
vance Of most Texas jails.
Statzdnrfs Hall, large and fine
public hall, also attracted our atten-
ton. Here are held home theatricals.
musical entertainments, festivals, and
social gatherings Of all sorts. We
very much need such u Hall in San
Marcos, and we believe it would pay.
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New ARRlvALs.-Frcsh additions
OF Groceries, Staple and Fancy Dry
Goods, Notions, Hats, Hardware, ETC.,
,t WM. GIEsEN's.
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WE are ready for any amount of
Job Printing. Eriug it along.
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HoNAE NEWS

WANTED, u load Of hay, or Of wheat
Or rye straw. Inquire ut this office.
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SINGLE copies Of the FREE Press,
with or without wrappers, for sale at
the office-pricc five cents.
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The Austin Statesman anticipates
the extension OF the International
road tv this place during 1879.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1878-11-30

A NEW stock Of Deere" Plows,
lust received Ut WIN. GIEsEN's.
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SUGAR, 8 lbs-Coffee, 3 lbs. to the
dollar, at briggs.
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AnEMTc WANTED FOR LITERATURE,
AUIN d AIT AND song.

Acknowledged the Richest, Rarest and Handsom'
esi Book, ever issued from the American Press,
combining Poetry, Histori :, Biographies, Esays,
Anecdotes Music and Enesasings, Maguifcently
illustrated, with over 400 Engrsvings. 4 beau
tiful Steel Engraving prese ted gratis to each
subscriber. This work should be In every Home
circle. AGENTS This book will have a rapid
aud continued Gale Extra induce nepis to com
peteLt Agents. Write at once for terms and ter
ritory. J. n. CHAMBERS Co.,
4w 81 Louis, MO.
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10 all persons interested the Estate Of
W. &. Carpenter, deceased.
F. j. Manluve. administrator oil said
estate, has fled in the lion. County court
of iIaS IS county his final acro1nt OF said
administrator, winch will be heard at a
tenn OF id court commencing on the lst
Monday in December, 1873. at the court
house t ereot in the town OF San Marcos,
in said County, wien and whee all per-
sons Interested may ap e,r and make OBJ
jections thcleto,.l II tiey see proper to do
80. '
Given under nv hand and the Seal oil
said court, Oct. %. 1873. r
II. ED. j. l.. GREEN,
Nov. 16-3w G. g. IL. Co.
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IN season, Meat Cutters and Stui'ers,
nj WIN. GIEsENs.
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GET you suit TOR the Holidays
made of New Braun.cls Cashmere
and buy the Goods at
VIM. GIESENs.
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Contest for ,be sneriG.Ity.

We learn that Capt. Kyle has served
''uee Of contest on Mr.. Wren, the
resent Incumbent
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SAN MARCOS, TEXAS.

/ SAN MARCOS, TEXAS. p 7
This old. established House has Just been thor.
oughly renovated and Iefurnshsd. II will be
conducted ina
.HI 'f NEW STYLE r'
New here, though not generally elsewhere) OF
serving each guest at table with the standard ar
ticles OF food, and what else he or she may re !.
quire, independently Of all others. The price OF
single meals will remain al heretof,re, twenty
five cents. .l ..nt....tt 49,. s.. ..tI.f. Is
One Of the principa, new features lisa
STABLE Inns III. sI.
on the premises. where shelter and iced Tor
horses, &c, may Always DO had, at as low rates as
can be obtained elsewhere.
Nov. SLY
Salt River herald., 1878-10-19
Humorous Points.

X bird in the hand gathers no moss.
 If a man is sent to jail for twenty days, his days are certainly numbered. A poker-player can raise beans on a table, but a farmer can't do it un- less he has a hand that is up to it.
 Some kind-hearted newspaper re- porters nowadays, when speaking of the hanging of a gentleman, call it q suspension from work -'---i
 If your boy takes q fancy for pull ing on the accordcon, the best thing to discourage him is to gently, but firmly, hit him on the head with q base ball bat.
 Vesuvius has another eruption, and it isn't the itch either. In fact the way that old volcano breaks out would make one believe that she had been jailed for horse stealing.
 Awake, oh Lyre," is an old song, but lots of people would get up in the morning by it just as soldier turns out at reveille. They would take it as a personal invitation.
 It is said that the horse Occidcnt could out-trot any horse on the turf, but for the fact that he always breaks when he finds he is getting ahead. He is like some men-he can't stand prosperity.
 Some one desires to know if you Treat a man to a glass of beer arc you~brewtally malttreating him :' The man who wrote that will soon come to his bier and the widow will have no one to supporter.