The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1878-05-29

AN Ohio youth has three eyes.

AN Ohio youth has three eyes,
THE Kaiser goes to Ems in June.
CHARLOTTE CUsHMAN used to love
children.
LADIES kid gloves have a heavy stitch
ing on the outside.
Don CAMEBoN's wife has "a mouth
more than ordinarily beautiful"
THE Ohio river is TO be ID near
Pittsburgh at cost of 81, 100000.
TIE New York Herald calls Bob In
gersoll 'the DEVILS own bon-bon.
Hon. G. j. FAULKNER is the most
courtly-mannered man in the State.
A CONFIDENT Darius Green will try
to ay across Niagara Falls next month.
HANDSOME velvet picture frames have
a vine of flowers embroidered upon them.
EDISON is married and has two chill
dron, nicknamed respectively "Dot" and
"Dash."
TEE Cinclnnatians love high art, wor
ship music, adore architecture, and are
excellent jadges of beer.
Miss CARY has engaged herself TO Mr..
Strako:ch for another year. Her salary
will be $4,000 per month.
SoTHERN Is at present the "Crushed
Trsgedian,' his play Of that name haV-
ing fallen fiat in England.
A WHISPER from abroad sftlrms that
the latest styles of gentlemen's shirts are
of black cambria, with small white spots.
The Princess Imperial of Brazil and
consort are en- route to Paris to attend
the exhibition. The Emperor will
not go.
COLONEL Bob" INGERsoLL doesn't be-
Tieve in much OF anything, except that
Grant will be the next President. In
1876 Robert pinned his faith to the
"plumed knight only to be dissP-
pointed.
A writer II HTpe,'S Magazine says lie
has known Lincoln to assemble his Cabi-
net, roost his feet on the table, tell
stories to the Secretaries for two hours
and then dismiss them, not u bit Of public
business being transacted.
A WAsHIvGToY woman frightened a
colorcd burglar the other evening BY
aiming her pocket-book ut hun, as ii 1t
were pistol The New York CONNER.
ciaI thinks it is wonder the pocket book
didn't 60 of. But perhaps it wasn't
loaded
Tue Springfield Republican suggests
to Mr.. Edison tina. what the world prln-
Cipally longs tor At present Is a mechsn-
ica! end therefore honest treasurer, for
use in towns, manufactures and savings
banks.-EJcAa &c.
Sometime of the kind might do its
country some service in the Treasury Of
the United States.
THERE is $50 500 Of back pay due
President Tlden, which leaves but about
$4,000 due the government on his IL
o,r,a t.y - ggg01a Times
WHEN Honest John Sherman sits
down 10 consult his conscience he feels q
good deal like u msn playing euchre with
d dummy.-Ne10 York Sun.
OUR impression" is that "pi''-ous
girl Is the right type to ".eater" Sane
tum"-onIous chap to the "itar.-White-
hall Times There's where you're right;
out how often it happens knight of the
quill with few "coins," prefers "dssh"-
ING belle of the "period" to stick to
rather than "chastened" girl.-ALJang
Argus.
The Vassar girls when they become
seniors charter q steamer and give trip
up or down the Hudson to those who are
about TO become graduates. Last year
this overwhelming bevy went to West
Point, but it knocked discipline for q
| fortnight and 30 endau gered the military
Interests Of the country that this season
| the excursion was ID Corn all-On-the-
Hudson, where the party were most hos
pitably entertained by the natives. That
is very pretty courtesy, but for fun 1t
does not compare with the amenities
practIced in boys colleges, where the
stronger class stand the weaker on their
heads and put them under the pump I'M
less they would come down with the beer
and cigars.-Boston Post.