The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-03-21
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
wouldn't fish bite?
Who will be Mayor
Court has adjourned.


Court has adjourned.
New onions are in market.
Look up your garden tools.
When do dog-woods bark?
How green the grass looks2
Spring goods at the Mammoth.
Who will be the School Board2
Plain goods are still fashionable.
Trim your trees-and bonnets toe.
Give us a "fair count" in the Coun-
Gil.
Ice cream next summer will be cost
ly.
Plant your hens for spring chick
ens.
John Lander has a peach tree in
bloom.
Don't elect wooden men to our
Council.
Won't somebody enforce the hog
ordinance?
wouldn't L. C. Abbott, Esq, make
a good Mayor?
Don't borrow this papsr-get one
of your own.
Sunday was a rough day for st.
Patrick to be out.
MIKE is the best Marshal Eaton
ever had. Don't forget that.
Lieut.. A. Haines, jr., is now sta
toned at Fort Lapuai, Idaho.
Our schools are costing us less mo-
ney this year than ever before.
The "balmy breath" of nearly every
one you meet smells of new onions.
Ugh!
Gloves are still worn very long.
-Ex. How long? one, two or three
years?
If we get a good Council, probably
something can be did for the improve
ment of our streets.
Next week the schools will have a
vacation. The new term will open
Monday, April 1st.
Petitioning for a Convention
Whewl That is a fine stroke OF polit-
ical wisdoml
Thieves are getting numerous. See
that your windows and doors are Sc
curely fastened before retiring.
4 A physician says that kissing
spreads all sorts of diseases. That
settles kissing as q passtime.
There is an agitated movement in
real estate whenever a team goes
along Main street in Eaton.
Another "primary election might
help to materialize that straight Re-
publican ticket.
rr.
Isaac Monosmith moves around
and "sets it up oftener than ever we
knew him to do before. It's a boy,
and that's why.
The average man in this county
would like TO see an exhibit of the in
come and expenses ofthe Agricultur-
al Board for the past years.
NH Subscribers finding an \ mark
ed on their paper, will please
"a call and settle. 1t means you
owe for more than n year.
Some of the blue ribbon boys of
Eaton, got very tired marching in the
procession on st. Patrick's day. Boys,
you shouldn't be so indiscreet.
An irreverent advocate of intemp-
erance says that the sc%riptural invita-
ton. "Ho, every M that thirsteth,"
ment "Come and take a drink"
Oscar Heym, teacher of the girls
Bible class in a Methodist Sunday
school in Providence, deserted his
wife to elope with one of his pupils.
Don't take it for granted that be-
cause he carries the contribution box
he is liberal. He often pays the Lord
in that way, and keeps the currency.
The Hprimary election" politicians
are now circulating a petition, asking
people to sign it for a Convention
That is about as thin as the primary.
The citizens of Eaton should vote
all her industrious" politicians an of
fee, SO their whole time could be de-
voted to "primary elections" and cir
culating petitions for Conventional
Here is a title of a book taken from
the catalogue of the fair at Leipsic
aGoring, uber die Porabrommetasul.
phenylpropiousauere und die Meta.
Observation-Disclosures
There will be FOUR members of the
School Board to elect. This occur:
from the resignation of Winfield Free
man and Judge Harris, who say they
can not serve. Get good men.
We knew that our turn to be VIC
timized would cone. Counterfeit five
cent pieces have at last invaded the
security that hedged about the ave.
rage newspaper man.
The gardening tools are being bro
from their hiding places by the ole
men and placed in the hands of theil
boys, who drop them as soon as the,
are ont of sight and slip off to spin
their tops.
Mr.. J. il. Potter has opened a Car
pet Weaving establishment at No 146
east Somers street. Persons wanting
anything in this line will find Mr.. 2
a square man to deal with and a good
mechanic.
An exchange announces the Hines