The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-10-24

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a grad she'll faoe TIE oyster
snssaiag busisess Hal stosos
The nw ma,eaai us3erssae
aess
A moisss aps,as Tie mss ub0
sis d9wa os beet pta
Watches are lac uaable Tey
tttef Gene siBKis bsheci
A Western wpmAn has last lwp
haslssss y lighiaipg She eaghs 3
marry = obder,er
Mosquitoes 40 bsgianiuE % ay
so4fb Isey 20, good maay bills
bodied vhieh lasy wefe unAtAe - CO...
irrt
llyou undertake % hlfo man %
o. hess, % will have to f4ize bis
wsges every morning and watch bin
dfrdpbsH class lrsides
Auy father ~ao would So ou, and
pes tar % tep = bis front gate after
dark mnsl bo Ice, 20 I'll seuse o. bu
man.iy and ordinary IespeetAbiii,y
Cincinnati Divine honestly et-
PLAINS don't believe ia horse racing.
hut thea d. 80 bate 10 have anyone
pss- me ~ tbc read
lba msu ubo has his woodpilc
hsh8y ias w.1tef and his cellar well
6IlsJ. lskes supreme delight 10 pre-
dieung 50 early winter and bard one.
Lose may be blind. as they say,
bet We pttice that 10 all the records Of
ihe ages, Il has never kissed the glr's
mother by mistake when 4, reached
alter the girl
kafly 70 bed. early to rise, makes
man healthy, wealthy aud wise bot
early 10 ryes aud tardy TO bed. makes
man nose turn cardinal red
The Troy Wing publishes an arti-
Gle upon How We Are Warmed The
editorial MAD will occasionally glide
back to tie innocent days Of youth,
when but we leave The Wing 10 de-
sCibe it
Did you ever catch your clothes
lyio'y Whitehall Times. No, but
we've heard 'em rip and tear like any
thing, And there's no doubt they
sometime. wear awlully.
III you take one Of the new silver
hall dollars, pour little muristic acid
on the figure oftbe eagle aud set 10 the
sun for twenty minutes. when you come
70 look at il il will be gone. And the
tramp Who took il will be gone also.
He lives Ia the country, aud be
wanted to get married, but his remark
WIS applicable even unto the youth Of
the city Il can almost support myself
now, aud il must be mighty poor
sort o. woman who can't do the rest
Il there father and mother who wish
10 take another boardeT
AN honest ignoramus, who has es-
capped great peril by an act Of hero
lem, Wis much complimented for bis
bravery. One lady said | wish |
could have seen your feat. Whereupon
he blushed and stammered, and finally,
pointing 10 bis pedal extremities, said,
Well, tberc they he mum.
Paris wit II i should marry Eliza
Jane, said the prospective son.inlaw, ]
should frankly confess one thing 10 adj
vance | am Of rather hasty temper
aud app TO get mad without cause. Oh,
tbatll be alt right, bIaudly replied the
dear old lady shall 20 and live with
you. aud I'll see that you always have
a cause.
A fellow at a cattle-show, where
be made himself conspicuous by bis
buster erred out. Call these prize cat
tie Why they aiu't nothing to what
our felix's raised. Ny father raised the
biggest call OF any man around our
parts 80 doubt OF it. said bystand-
o., aud tbc nuisisst
Az lushman WHO was standing on
Lludsu bridge said to youth. Faith,
and think know yecs what's yer
ntmef Jones, said the hoy Jones,
Jones. said Tie lii-hmau, aud | knew
several ouil maids by that name 10
Dublin; was aiIhef Of them yer
mother
Robinson went up 10 biz room the
other afternoon, aud noticed that there
was only one match remaining Ia the
boz Now il ,bat shouldn't burn To-
night xhea ! come ia. soliloqaized be,
wat ~ would be III 80 be tried
h vcr II 1, sas good one Il was.
4 ucw clctk 10 Harlem drug
store was discharged the other day be.
cans~ be- didpt kno-v how 10 look wise
raii hls eyes a,d cay seventy five
cents without turning red in the face,
a. bs handed out little powder that
haA cost tie coaccfn ah8at two cents
ASH a fraction kne,,on and business
doat jingle