The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1878-09-28
VARIETY.

A celebrated writer says No woman can
be lady who can wound or mOrtify another.
No matter how beautiful how refined or how
cultivated she may be, she is, in reality, coarse,
and the innate vulgarity of her nature manlfests
itself here. Uniformly kind, courteous and
polite treatment of all persons is one mark OF a
true woman.
Young man, don't feel worried because the
world does not appreciate your talents. Be sure
that YOU have the talents, and then, sooner
later, some one will find it out. A golden
guinea was once buried in an ash heap, and 1t
mourncd its forlOrn condition. 1t said, des-
pOndngly '' shall never come TO anything
Nobody knows L am here, and l shall never
occupy the position L Deserve By and by,
however q poor old woman drove her iron poker
down into the heap, looking only for bits OF coal,
and saw the coin. She took it into her hand,
trembling at her good fortune. Even she knew
its worth. She spent it, and ere long it took its
place by the side of other golden coins of COM
merce and at last passed even through royal
hands Nobody asked where 1T came from, and
even If they had been told that for months it
was buried in an old ash heap, they would not
have cared. The fact that it was genuine gold
was enough. Get ready for something great,
and the something great will sooner or later find
you out, for in the long run:
We reap Whist SOW. OH wonderful truth
t ~ shines ont at last as the hand on the WALL"
For the its debit and credit for all.
The SALARIES OF Circus Men, How are the
salaries of the performers in the equestrian
profession, Mr.. Barnum ~
ss Well, pay my best rider 500 day,
Sunday included; that is, $700 week. The
leading lady equestrienne gets S300--they gen.
orally receive about $50 to $500 from other
concerns. Pad-riders get about-well. say from
500 to 1925 per week. r
How are the acrobats and gymnasts, and
that class of performers, paid ?''
From $50 to 500 per week, according to
ability and the danger of their performance.
There are great many of them to be had,
always plenty the market but L always
have the best.
"Do clowns receive-?'
Clowns always command good salaries,
and n really frst-class clown is worth from
SI5O to Sl75 per week, and some, such as Ted
Almonte-poor Ted who died recently, was
earning more in the season.
On advertising he was quite
.sAh," said the great Snowman, with half
q sigh, - advertising is a heavy drain, but then
If [ didn't advertise L wouldn't make anything.
Nv pictorial printing this year has already cost
me S43 900, but my newspaper bills in a season
amount to great deal more. My expenses on
nv trip three years ago amounted to $3.50, 900,
and in that year in six months the profits was
100000.
A Hampton, Georgia, merchant reports an
egg hatched out on his counter by the hot
weather
The master of Trinity, Cambridge, lately re-
marked ut a Fellows meeting, at which some
over confident opinions advanced - Gen
tIemen, are none of US infallble, not even
the youngest of US.
DR.. Milne, the excellent missionary to China
said that to acquire the Chinese language 50 is
work for men with bodies of brass, lungs of
steel. and heads of oak hands of spring steel,
eyes of eagles, hearts OF apostles, memories of
anyeIs and lives of Methuselahs.
A Young man made his appearance at Dead
wood last week in pair of white pants He
was promptly escorted to the cars, put on board
of them, and an injunction placed upon him
never to revisit the place. 50 We can stand a
billed shirt, you know, but when it comes
to wearin billed drawers, we Just make them
git up and git
ATRocIoUs.-'' Did it ever occur 10 you,"
Id he. timidIy, leaning around the doorpost,
~ that steam engine and trained oyster are
yot wholly unlikel" Mingled with the racket
,-odueed by an Office chair violently hurled
after his vanishing form, came certain confused
aonnds which resembled-'' Because, you see,
ebey are both controlled bivalves.'
4 baseball player was never elected to Con-
zress. This fact should be q strong inducement
for our youth to organize baseball clubs
Norrist0lcH Herald.
q Fine nalnsook, embroidered, makes lovely
1i,,Ie slips for children says fashion writer
Orange peel on a sidewalk continues to be good
enough for men.
.s We all know" said cockney school COM
mitteeman to teacher he was examining
Or her position, - that A B and is vowels
INIT what we wants to know is w they is so.''
Square umbrellas reported as the latest
thing In Paris. That's nothing. We have
been using square umbrellas Ing time; at
least they are never round--when wanted
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