The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-12-03

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Hence these Tean," the boy said -
he examined the whip the old man had
got through with.
An exchange says, III. Martin viii
iisms' reason il restored" No matter. IL
v,ll never be noticed.
About once week that railroad tOwn
Of Aschison jumps up and squeak.: "Anosh-
er feeder !" Why in HI dent you wait till
the table is full!
Eternal vigilance may be the price Of
liberty, but il sakes scientific eye,o watch
angles 20 q to stab the only hot buckv wheat
cake in the pile.
-"whats to HINDER asks the Louis.
Vile Journal. Well veil tell you. The
old ms" has got big bull dog and locked
her up in the third story. And that.
what's to hinder.
This is the time Of the year when the
rural editor saver up his exchanges end
then, rushing with his teeth cha,tering to
the door, sings out to the delinquent sub
scriber till his voice revasberates mid the
Guild blue hills: why the d dom, you
bring inthat wood ~
She sat down in the house on Filth
street. yesterday, and had just began to paw
ivory and sing. 1.-THE Old Home Amt what
it Used to Be-" when her stepmother rushed
in and yanked her of the piano stool in
two motions, and in two minutes more that
girl was twisting vet bed quill, in two d.
rections.
1T makes IN smile wi.h disdain when
We see fellow sit down and write . two
column article on "what is Needed" when
We have got our fore6nses stuck through
the hole in our pocket where the last nickel
went
A correspondent writes from BoouviIle
As follows:
SiR:-What would BE- nice present to
give young lady flor Christmas? Please
let me knOw through the Mail Bag" and
oblidge, A. DARLIx6.
! About 500 tons would be an ice present /;
or may be che would prefer the crown
diamonds. Perhaps pair Of woolen socks
might he appreciated. How ia she on the
jewshsrp? Ii you are any count you might
presen, yourself, but perhaps the present
might be returned. But honestly, young
fellow, you had hsuer buy diction.
AIRY and learn to spell ''oblise" without . Il,
which stands for id it,
Christians don't, and they get shaggy and
rough and full Of bngr.- Bteeher.
Then, Beecher. you're the shsggisss and
busgie+s old Christian that ever bsnged the
cover Of bible.
\ We undentand that Mn. Winde, .
lady who resides in the country, has aamed
her bright-eyed baby boy Essene Fed
Winde. The POO. little fellow has been
terribly afflicted With the collie ever SINCE
Erg,x.
Yes, and il you don't pull that name oG
from him that brisht-syed baby boy will
have something worse than cole. He'll
have wrRRrxs, Madam, he'll have wuR-
Runs!
~ know ] sm a perfect bear in my
Manner" said . young farmer tn lis
sweetheart. mo, indeed. you're mol, John
you have never Rugged me once; you are
more sheep than bear"
And then be stood up on his hind leg
and. wrapping both arps around her three
times, and tying 'em Is hard kno. between
her shoulders, he Rugged her until he'
bones cracked. II vas hear and forbear
until il ceased to be virtue, and then they
borcfour-forebore, ve mean.
We ne an article entitled "The His
tory Of the Correct" II must be fall oil
prominent uprislnes.
The artfulness Of women u increasing.
They even have design. on postery.-SatT-
day Night
Why Saturday night more than any
other?
Gen. Reid hss got some young samlets
for Missouri. Church music vail soon Be
plenty. Give ~ . regular old he David.
Who can tell the value of . smile
EseAanss.
Well. up here they range from ten to 6f.
teen cents, for an ordinary square drink.
| "A hesitaiinG or srun yielding 70 the
wishss Of the other always CRATES upon .
loving heart.
And the next time We want to borrow ten
dollars you'll all rsmember this sublime
truth.
THE lord lovesh the cheerful siver."-
EseAaaSs.
We accord. Our tastes in this respect
are very similar.
About 100000 people die assuslly in
this country.
The dev thunder, 70 mean. How do
they manage 70 come to life again?
The cloth il ruminsnt animal having
four SION ache.
The tramp - another ruminant animal.
The one Who struck our house Yesterday
morning hsd six stomachs and good sissd
pantry.
Yale college boys study Shakespeare
By the light Of Mary Anderson.
Turn her up, then. She won't smoke.
The Boston Tmaaip he's the hand
soonest young lady il Massachusetts on it,
editorial ssa6.
wouldn't " like to Be the staff =!
Look ous for the girl Who thsovs her
whole soul into pair Of slippess ios the
psrsou.-N O. re.
We'd like to - pair Of slippen Jei-
fessos City girl could throw her sole into.
They have q take . railroad susssl Tor .