The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1878-09-26
WtT AND HuM0R+
Summer idyls-TrampS.

Summer idylS-TrampS.
Real estate conveyances- Dirt
carts.
Every tramp is in favor of the ante
hour law.
To make mango-Read him your
last poem.
Honesty, unfortunately, is not the
best politician.
Never let boy baby walk to soon.
He may turn out a tramp.
Mr.. Pullman says that if he can
"with the Angel stand" he will pro-
coed to sheriff-him.
High back combs are very fashion.
able, but the sweetest thing is combs
in the honeycomb.
English army officers growl at their
comfortable barracks, when they
stayed for months in Ashantee.
When fellow bequeathes his body
to a medical college for dissection,
that's what you may consistently call
"a dead give away"
| 1t is said that mosquitoes are bred
upon the waters. In that case they
will return again before many days.
An English scientists has discover
ed that lying produces huskiness of
the thr oat. This, perhaps, explains
the pitcher and glass on the orators
little table.
There is gill of whisky in every
twenty-one ears Of corn. Therefore
a hotel guest who displays too much
appetite for corn may incur the sus-
picion that he has read up on ex-
tracts.
A little girl asked minister, do
20 u think my father will 90 to heav-
you asks "Weli, because il he
don't have his own way there he won't
stay long
"Y es," said an Irish gentleman at
sam & Branch. "that lady is very disa-
the cable at table. If lived in the
Lono house with her, she wonld be
gree My one in it, can tell you."
The owner of a pair Of bright eyes
says that the prettiest compliment
she ever received came from a child
Of four years. The little fellow, after
looking intently at her eyes mo-
ment, inquired naively, '.Are your
eyes new Cnes
"Are grapes healthy Z" asks an ex.
change. AS fruit, opinions differ.
George Washington, Christopher Co.
llnmbus, Noah, Napoleon the first, and
Mary, Queen of SCOTS, ate grapes,
land they are all dead now. Draw
lyour own conclusions.
An Ohio young lady committed sui
eide one Sunday because her father
would not consent to her marriage
with his hired man. Now an Indiana
girl would have simply left note say
ling, deer father, we hey flew, for
Igiv your Tilda."
Il know where there is another
arm just as pretty as this one,' said q
young oil citizen to his sweetheart,
as he pinched her fair arm. The
storm that quickly gathered upon the
lady's brow as quickly passed away
when the young man pinched her 9th.
er arm and said, 1T is this one.
dear
The story is told Of Henry Ward
Beecher that on one occasion when
taking supper at an inn in New Jer-
sey. after tasting the coffee he called
the colored waiter and asked il he
could give him his services that even.
. ling. '.Hes, sah,'' said the waiter,
Driskly. 1.-THE matter is one Of i'm.
Iportance,' said Mr.. Beecher solemn.
, Ily. perhaps had better speak to
! the landlady myself about it," .sOh,
no, sah,' said the sable attendant,
fearful Of losing the humping fee
that the preachers earnestness fore.
Swallowed. 81 can give you, sab, all
! the time you need" well, then, >
said Mr.. Beecher, with added solem.
} Unity. Il want you to sit up tonight
with this coffee. It is 50 weak Il Il
lgoing TO die before morning" There
. WAS moment Of pathetic silence and
1.-The waiter withdrew.