The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-02-12
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Greece has struck isles.

Greece has struck isles.
Many pickle makes Il pucker
Do not put too much sand in your silver
VIII there be any Chicago Times in heaven?
Bristow ought to have been alive in Diogencs' day.
Let's reconcile Harry Genet and make him a foreign
minister.
England-You might as well kill to scare
him to death.
For the Globe Democrat no. to steal would be shear
imposslblty
Professor Peters has discovered another planet ont
o.! possible ten millions.
Truth lies Mt tho bottom Of wcll, but mllkmen
never nnd any In the bucket
Alter all, most OF US sin through ignorancc-at
leagt that is what they say of Ben Butter.
The weather Is so warm out West that Chicago
gris have begun to take the straw mating of their
England wouldn't mind Knocking chip Off Rus
sias shoulder, but she docsn want TO strike whole
woodpile.
The Boston Post says that Queen Elizabeth used to
cat with her fingers Perhaps, poor thing, she hadn't
any teeth.
Matt Carpenter says ho never had wild guzze to
charm him with its old redeyc, but-boy, where is
that Dictionary OF Quotations?
II is claimed that crimes which affect the person
occur more frequently rural districts, ard those
that affect property in large cities
In street car yesterday an Englisbman was saying
tina. England could waltz Bismarck. But, now,
really, can England dance the GermanY
II all tho dirt that mas accumulated tho nickels
OF our currency was scrubbed Off there would DO a
pe big enough to make monument Tor Henry Clay
Dean.
Turner's Falls Repoyter:-''A fashion item says that
white Turkish towelling used for morning Wrappers
1t would bc good thing II the same material was
otener made closely htting with soap and water
trimmings"
"Rey on it," said an experienced English judge
"the worst men, as men, who come before me, tho
most cruel. the most base, tho most hopeless OF i'm
provement, are the professional swndIers, the men
who mako such good defences and look neat and
clean. They are worse than professional gamblers
who are more cruel than almost any other menu
Lord DuTcrip, Governor General of Canada, with
Countess DufIern, Lieutenant Colonel Hon. +. Lit
Teton (the Governors secretary and Hon. Mrs. Lit
Teton, Captain Hamilton, aidede-camp; Capai q
Ward, aide-de-camp; Captain Harvey. aide-dccamp;
Major and Mrs Hamilton, Miss Hamilton Captain
Price Blackwood ana W. Hayes Of President
Hayes left Ottawa yesterday for Montreal, where they
to be the guests OF the citizens Tor one week.
A Boston girl iell while dancing New Years
night and broke her arm.-Ezctange. Her brother
should have taken her partner out and schotish head
OH-AuTTtSouTy leteydPH We nave Tcuu oW UetteF
way than that but less fatal. Hit him on the head
few times with a polka.-NorristOpn Herald. This
would doubtless have the effect OF putting quadrille
lateral head the poor fellow.-OH City Derrick.
Waltz the matter with you iclowsY such puns are
enough to mako the strongest In Virginia rcel.-
Fulton Times Just wait minuet and wel put q
polonaise you. You can't tarantelle that Juba
earn.
MIR. Belmonts reply to Governor Hendricks, says
the Commercial ADVERTISER us looked upon
ing the strong points tho most clear and compact
form against the silver movement In Congress that
has yet been made. They are the arguments OF
experienced inancler and practical business man
an carry conviction with them. Mr. Belmont holds
a vigorous pen and should not permit It to remain
idle. TIE democratic party stands much In need OF
of his ability in the councils OF the nation.
Should the state be visited with calamity next fall
of democratic majority in the Legislature, the party
would itself by elccting August Belmont United
States Senator. He is q consistent, unwavering old
line Bourbon democrat. His spinal column is per.
pendicuar and adamantinc on ell party questions.
He fights squarey and bravely inside his party. He
bolts his ticket, but submits like little man.
and GOES IL blind for tho party.n