The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-03-15
REN AND elsI es4.

winter
Striped stocking are getting higher
-in the market
Brigham Young's widows are begin
ming to marry 9gain.
jackson county has ls9 boys and 2l0
girls going to school.
Politicians who cry for honest money
should honestly get it.
Astoria is having spring flowers and
the first run of salmon.
Osnian Pasha has wires-all1
for home consumption.
The overland trains were still snow
bound on the plains yesterday
Spring is opening and conventions
bursting forth al over the State.
En- nas blood Is cooling down. She
don't propose to rush in. See itq
joaquin Miller makes "a 600 3 year,
and everybody makes faces at him.
The new silver dollar was issued at
the Philaaelphia mint Wednesday,.
California has had enough rain to IN
sure good crops and weaken whisky.
A Yamhill jury gave a man sI4 for
what be considered $4,000 charao-
ter.
G. G. Beekinan Of jackson, is talked
Of as the Radical gubernatorial pascal
lamb.
The Salem Statesn,an is now run by
0dell a Good Now fer Good jokes by
the newspapers
Mr.. NJ. H. Wallace has found man
who knows how to raise pOrk-out Of
his smoke-house.
Nineteen thousand sheep fren one
county in Texas alone are being grazed
on the North Platte.
And now We viii soon get presents
Of spring flowers and strawberries.
Islphl Yum, Yum
The silver bill is out Of politics, hence
we shall devote most of our time tc
remontizing gresntacks.
The angel Gabriel's trumpet viii find
Colfax still lecturing on the aLife and
Character of A. Lincoln"
Mrs. Isabella Beeche- wants to make
a raid on the Southern legislatures IN
behalf of woman suffrage.
Portland is agftating the formation
Of female baseball club LIST 'en
take brooln-stieks for hard bats
The n Y Post speaks Of "a eonyen-
ton of crows. Wasn't it caw-eusl-
Er No; it was q erow-cus.
An Albany man told his wife he was
bound TO have sspurgatoryn on top oi
his house Observatory we guess.
Dress suits are now let out by .
New York establishments Coat, $3.50
/ per night vest. 81, and pants, 81.
w J. Snedgrass, of La Grande, has
got some initials BE is NJ. W. G. NJ
I. o. o. F., besides what ails him.
A quarter will buy l-button kids IN
the East. But one buttin' kid wouldn't
be worth much to the undersigned.
The First Hebrew Association Of AL
hany and Bayley Chapter No. 8, R. A.
M. have recently been Incorporated.
Joseph Cooks wife writes all his let-
ters. But it would be interesting to
know if she reads all his letters too.
A Portland saloon keeper, disgusted
with himself, last Saturday thrust a
pistol down his throat and now sleeps
at Lone Fir.
Danbury Ns.es: A Washington wo-
man has applied to be appointed coasta-
bic, despairing of ever catching a man
in any other way.
A religious revival is bowling along
at Corvallis, and the Independents
over there think it is in opposition to
their movement.
A letter to the Cologne Gasstts from
fera states that suile1aan Pasha was
contemplating conspiracy for the over
throw of the Sultan.
Horace Greely lost over 100000
by loaning money to irresponsible per
sons. It is no wonder that he wanted
young men to 60 West.
Blaine says 'sgive me FIVE silver dol
lars and l shall be happy" We know
lots of fellows who can get happy on
half a dollar any time
Tom. Mumper, formerly of Boliver,
No., where art thou4 Tom. Reynolds,
Of Salem, Oregon, wants to interview
you either by letter or by hand.
A man who is down on an opposi-
tion candidate has turned to orthodoxy
and says, "take away all the other in
gradients FROM religion but give us hell. /"
The death Of Hon. Gideon Wells, Of
Connecticut, reduces the survivors of
Lincolns first Cabinet to two persons
Simon Cameron and Montgomery Blair
Gen. Joseph 3. johnson is candidate
for Congress in the Richmond district,
Virginia. He has no opposition. He
is one Of the greatest generals Of the
age.