The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-03-23
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CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

ment like his was the original of Hawthorne
story, the blouse with Seven Gabbles.
An exchange says, Don't scold the boys 10
being reckless BOYS will be boys" We De!
your pardon; they will be mcn.-Hd'@%ye
A farmer out toward Farm Ridge who bough
kicking COW three week ago, already talks o
Withdrawing from the church.
There were at popular restaurant in Boston
the other evening four diners, thirteen courses
six kinds of wine, and bill for $3.50. The Yves
does not grow all the hogs.-Chaicago journal,
The English language is inadequate to express
the forlorn feelings of the boy who thinks he hat
stolen a dime novel and finds it to be cook
book
The Kankakec Gazette has discovered that
there is a man in Illinois who actually doesn't
want to be clerk of the appellate court; but he Is
q candidate for state treasurer.
young lady in Wisconsin refused an offer OF
marriage recently on the ground that her father
was not able to support larger family
New York journalist has composed an "Edi-
tors Waltz" An EDITORS waltz is usually dane,
ed to the tune of more Copy" and the music is
generally furnished by the devil.
The Philadelphia Times maintains that justice
has not been done Mr.. Hayes's capacity. 1t real
must require sreu' uc"i Vi no'iS " "i'N' ~
complete failure as he has made in one year.
An enthusiastic Indiana editor wrote after the
convention, "thc battle is now opened" but alas,
the Intelligent Compositor spelled battle" with
an 80" and his readers said they suspected it all
along
The Springfield Gazette (rep.) thinks President
Hayes must have had prcmonition Of what his
administration would be when he announced pre-
yious Ia his clnction that he rould NOT me n can
dldate for reelection.
The Kendall County Reo,l notes An instance
Of effective nreocbipp.
The sermon moved a dozen men. their brinv
tears flowed thick and fast; they bowed their
had passed
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oreotod-orctoh o a,,ed hy q man who con on,
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1T, h,, ,,a,,a,,od I. t,o,, coma do,,o.
Lineage mas III" anu ''"sn.u' ''"S".'o"
,,oIr and ,,,rr,od NJ Uornoh n Corcor,r otl
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mat CITY. Inc papers lall 10 say whether nc
brought his hand organ with him.
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chicago ImS; BOD lhSersoll mas gone 'ol
Memphis to tell the people about hell. with
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We predict a grand future Tor that JUNIOR
m
inc lasJ snake STORY Is W 'hc cilcc' ''"I parry
Of school girls in Pennsylvania were attacked by
-,ttlesnnLrs and that the Girls IN scare thr
-, -, t. $780,, ,.,i.t a.
reptiles ran away. Now let every devoted wife
whose husband is attacked by snakes shake her
red skirt at them,
Nov that small scrin has all ronc ont If mar
kct how is a fellow going to send halfa dollar by
man TO the man who advertlses 10 make luxu
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iurord NorS.
Poor r,n,,,, ui,,., sbe r,irtod o,y,y ~ fla.
80
"ashIuo, anu heT nose "thI hcTsiop lhJo inc
soapsuds. Some said it was ovcrwOrk others,
however vhisnercd that her bean had necncd
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there. BRIDGET, Is Miss Alice bomcy,
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And handsomer than she
Could not be found for ten mile, round
ms glorious couhtTee'
Jane Sourteu was ny Jam Malone,
Ahu thcy were gong 10 "edi