The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1878-02-28
SUCH NONSENSE.

on anote.
Georgia's favolite college has 22i
students. Its name is Emory. Tha'
is where students get polished.
If your dinner bell has lost it,
clapper, you can still have your nap
kin ring.
Clothes are a luxury. In Ujiji 8
postage stamp over the eye brow is
considered full-dress.
The newspaper man writes foI
his victuals, while the telegraph op
orator telegraphs tor his.
Method of heating a street car
Garry a woman half a block fur.
ther than she wants to 60"
DO drop letters ever get, hurtS'
asked an exchange. Well, they are
found dead sometimes!-T Cohoes
Courier.
What will the harvest beer Get
him up the leg of your pantaloons
and you'll mighty soon find out
Derrick.
The difference between a boy and
barn is that shingles are applied
to the roof of the barn.-Ronse Sent
Says an exchange: A bad cough
maks all men equal. Yes, that's so
There is no aristocracy when we
come to the coughin.
81 will never purchase lottery
tickets" says Josh Billings, "sc
long as l can hire a man to rob me
at reasonable wages"
He was aged fourteen and was In
the woodshed with his father. The
words he uttered were substantially
"Darn the returning board"
When a young man is observed
coming out of beer saloon with 8
little froth hanging to his mustache
don't be afraid-he has not got the
hydrophobia.
Notwithstanding the fact that the
good die young, you occasionally
run across the track of a gray
headed old saint of the editorial
persuasion.
The man who has written any.
thing for the editor and didn't
"scratch it of in a hurry" will
please call at this office and -heal
something to his advantage.
A friend of the President said this
week, "The only trouble about
Rutherford is that he thinks he con
ferred great favor on the manager
when he was born"
The saddest duty woman ever
has to do is that of examining hel
husbands pockets, bat from the
way she performs the duty one
would suppose she gloried in it.
The times are so hard in some
parts of the West that the clergy.
men announce that they Will marry
folks in clubs of ten or twenty al
much reduced rates.
It may not be quite fashionable
to believe in common honesty, but
it is a good piece OF furniture, after
all, aad will last a man his lifetime
In choosing a wife," says the
chronological Journal, "be governed
by her chin" The worst of that is
that after having chosen a wife one
is apt to keep OF being governed in
the same way.
II told her I'd never smoke an.
other cigar" he said softly, sand
won't. a pipes plenty good enough
for me, and he gracefully drew q
match over the largest part of his
shoe.
There are many people who fee
with all their soul for the poor mis-
guided heather, but who never fee
for him with a dollar bill. A peck
etbook is a good barometer and
generally indicates the condition Of
things with perfect accuracy.
1t is true baby is not a very
large thing-"only a baby" says
the poet; yet this inconsequentia
package of tender humanity will
with scarcely an apparent effort
drown the heavy breathings Of &
nightly engine, outbellow the raging
ocean, Danish sleep from two decks
of a steamboat, and chain the at
tention of a thousand sleepy pas
sengers for seven consecutive hours
Thomas and Jane sat on a hote
balcony for three long hours, and
giving themselves away as becom
ing out-of-towners. AS they sat
there Thomas took one of James
hands. She allowed that TO go OF
without a word Of protest, and the
faxen haired youth finally seized
the other one, and thus they sat and
sighed while the hours slipped
away. Finally she said:
Tommy, dearest, / want to ASK
you something"
ASK me a hundred--a thousand
Ia million thingsr' be exclaimed
in reply.
well, Tommy, I've got an awful
cold in my head" she continued
and If l drew one Of my hands away
and wiped my nose, would you
think / was mad? I've either got
70 do that, Tommy, or let my nose
wipe itself. Just one wipe, Tommy
and then you may have il back"
Tommy released her hand, though
be hated 10. and her nose was softly
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