Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-07-13
GLOBELETS.

These truly solstitial days. The sun
shines for all-and blisters as it shines
1t now comes within the scope of civil ser
vice reform to take care of the Jenks-es.
Justice Swayne, of Ohio, of the United
States supreme court is summering, at New
port.
Every cat has fur coat, and every dog pants
The perpetrator of that has been sent up for
thirty days
If Mrs. jerks had not been born woman,
says an lrreverent newspaper she would have
been Ohio man.
ssAThe Potter committee witnesses who SO mer
cilessly drew the long bow, are now styled
insatiate archers''
John Sherman during this heated term has
been visiting the city of Gotham, formerly
known as New Amsterdam.
There are only fifteen Republican candidates
In Wisconsin for United States Senator. hu.
there are counties to hear from
The city authorities of New York have ap
pointed fifty physicians to attend the sick in
the overlooking tenement houses in that city
The violence and boldness of tramps is in
| creasng 1t is suspected that they have been
| reinforced by large number of college gradu
ates.
| Thurlow Weed says the rancorous spiris
manifested against silver is now being CON
verified into bitter hostility against green
backs"
! The college graduate whose ESSAY on th.
| Utility of the IDEAL was much admired. viii
| likely be driving horse car before long nj $50
a month.
Inph bnr,1 e ,,t,i,
seat in the United States Senate, as the succes-
sor of Judge Christiancy-but it is doubtless
all in his eye.
Gen Grant is spending this melting, heated
term in the staid old-fogy city of Copenhagen.
where he is said to be loquacious as is c us
tomary with him.
The English dead-beat in New York who calls
himself Lord Ogilvy, is said to have victim
zed three Chicago gentlemen to the amount Of
about 81 900 each.
The Springfield, Mass, Republican, says 1T
is a mark of genius to perspire freely" What
an army of geniuses. then, adorn this faintine,
palpitating land.
1t is not assuring to know that Petroleum.
Nasty is content not to insist upon Tidcn in
1880" That settles The case for Samuel ]. He
may as well dry up.
Ohio furnishes the most of the great men
and great sc nsatons of the day Nearly all
the bodies found in the Ann Arbor picking
watts We're from Ohio.
1t is expected that the total &c lpse of the
sun, July 18th, will so cool the atmosphere that
at evening "sun-fower" fire will have to he
brought into acquisition.
A. Nc nf n
of the Potter committee, one of the ablest Dem
ocrats in the House. has announced himself IA
candidate for re-nomination in the third
district.
Yale rowing club was badly defeated and
, parents anxious to secure careful and thor
ough education for their sons will see the i'm
portance of sending them elsewhere than to
Yale.
Senator Gordon has bought 1850 acres of
land IN Worth county Georgia, which he will
; stock with sheep. He proposes to demonstrate
the proftableness of woot-growing in the
South.
Edison's last instrument measures the heat
, of the stars. The instrument is affected by the
: heat of the approaching shooting star, and by
its use fellow can kiss his girl good many
times before the star comes in sight
Senator Howe. of Wisconsin, by shooting off
{ his mouth at Hayes, harmed by dam
| aging back-action, that his chance for a return
9 to the Senate is not only not conspicuous but
Y is positively obliterated. 1t is very sad
Cincinnati Conuaeyrial: Dr. j. G. Holland
has erected Windmill at Bonnie Castle his
summer residence the Thousand Islands
! with a tower sevcnty-tive feet high Mr. Hel
f land evidently intends to grind out an epic
:, dukedom is the highest peerage rank in
England. and it is considered that the prime
minister Lord Beaconsfeld, is booked for that
honor, on account of his brilliant and success
full display of diplomacy in the European con-
. gross.
Beecher will be absent from Brooklyn from
It July Is to Oct. l, his vacation, and Plymouth
: church will be closed during that time The
n Plymouth people do not feel able to pay go
a week to supply pastor during Mr.. Beecher's
d absence q
: When it suggested TO Gen. Grant on the
. eve Of his leaving Washington that he would
!, probably be the Republican candidate for
!, President in 1880, he significantly replied,
II Stranger things have happened" His first
j. nomination stranger, perhaps.
u The poet laureate, Of the Boston Post, gets
= off the following. 1t will do, and seems to
=, have the real poetic affiatus with the thermom-
. eter at 100 in shady places:
r Little bits of lemon.
.r Little chunks of ice.
% Little water and sugar,
d Make man feel nice
/ Thurlow Weed says the question now to be
L asked and answered is, whether Gen. Butler
:, will be permitted in the struggle which APP
- proaches, to become the representative Of
- classes which, in the progress Of the canvass
= will be found constituting aority, first, Of
10 the States separately. and then Of the United
3 States.' The conundrum is respectfully sub
is mtted to Mrs. jerks.
,, A learned Eastern exchange says that 'it has
q been discovered by Minnesota farmers that two
=, acres of sun-howers will supply family with
~ fuel through long winter 1t may be added
- that an Eastern farmer, when he used his
n thumb as 'itoggle'' to mend his ox-chain dis
10 covered his mistake at the first pull of bis
Each discovery, the Eastern and the Western,
s. is equally valuable. Neither has been patented
< a POLITICALLY inc lined college student com
IS menced distich thus:
> 1.-The sun with its vertical heat,
- Illumines the depth of the ca
~ and walked out into the classic grove to gain
-. ms piration. His chum coming in completed
~ the verse. thus:
ri And the fishes beginning to sweat,