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The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
wILDiNg row. Def sept. 20. 1878

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a brutal murder in the French army
was visited with slight punishment in
Grenoble. The trumpeter Of the Ninety
SIKH Regiment Of Infantry was much fati-
gued on march. He fell, behind to-
rest, together with q few others. AdJu'
.ant Eugene Franconvilie seeing the
,rumpetsr on the ground, asked If he was
drunk. aaNo, els trisd,' was the reply.
The Adjutant violently kicked the pros
trate MAI, whoarose, saying, lyon have
the right, to punish me, out not to touch
me-" "You coward; you scum Of the
earth, ! have the right 70 make, yonp
march," replied the Adptapt.yo"AVsry
veil, pun,sb me ,ifyou like, but do not
toucl me, or you will be worse for it,,
"You dare TO- threaten me, you beast2' and
tie Adjutant furiously seized the trumpe-
ter by the collar, twisted him round, kick
ed him violently, and slung him to The
ground. The assailad man arose and
drew his sword, but still, with'the weapon
hanging down, and made no menapcinl y
gesture. The officer withdrew few step
drew . sword, and ran him through th'
body, killing him instantly. il y.,WVI Witr : fasse r
testified 70 the murdered mans Ipsssivit
in the affair, TO bis previopsgood oonduo
and to his general amiability Of character
The Government Commissioner urgedths
the officer had forgotten his duty and hi
dignity, and that the: ::trumpeter,' stt''
receiving blows from his superior, had Y
right, according to usage in the Frennc n
army, TO return them. The eou rt-maris
however, decided that the prisoner hi
killed unintentionally, and condemu'
b'm TO only six, months Of imprisonmer
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25

The Best Quality ofnMEDlClNEe
Z, e7sf9s5 ...4a InG nAT WILLIAMS y
THE Mosr RELIABLE PRoRPRRIETtARY
- MEDICINES, a .f...r5g1'
~ s7a "s2-a 7'hh At Ninth and Market.
Choice PERFUMERY, COLOGNES, &c
-0.y-ss9 al.l jif33s-1 AT WILLIAMS ''
A. fine assortment of HAIR, TOOTH and
r. NAIL BRUSHES, 4as, , /,
At Ninth and Market. ,,,
A choice Imported Key W st Pride Of Key
,f gc3 West or Grauley Cigar,
ta -., ia AT WILLIAMS 3
Choice FLAVORING EXTRACTS, Strong
- and Pure. .ys ay.t 2
!, at Ninth and Mavket.l5
y .y n esp. .a.f rs.9ag AT WILLIAMS :
Fine AMERICAN AND IMPoRTED. SOAPS
= -',.. a. s.gs.l At Ninth and Market.
tsGet the Best" WILLIAMS SAPONA-
Il. zorDy yGEOUS DENTIFR1CES o,,a
H. Af.aF7-, aa..'s . 5gl AT WILLIAMS B..
Choice Goods, Accuracy in dispensing, ant
.r-. -q Reasonable Prices. -.
rWILLIAMS,t PRESCRIPTION o STORE
may3 If 10 Corner Ninth and Market.
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Tf can make money faster at work iol u
than at anything else, capital not re.
,quiredi we Xin start you; =.
Vhome made BY the Industrious men.
women, boys end girls wanted Der day k
work for, us; Nov is the time. Men ~
optfit and TERMS ffee. Address TRUE 4 90
Augusta, Maine,
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LOTTERIES.

s2l Prizes, amounting TO spanish) S75O,CO0
= .l. H.. i'I-4.&---1 t'lN. ay ~ B.. y
Information furnished FREE. Orders
filled. Prizes cashed., Spanish Bank bills
and Governmentspu purchased. ''' ''2l
| '.,rN. N.. 10 a. ~
TAYLOR & CO.. Bankers
IL Wall at. New York.
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NOTICE 70 suBsoRIBERs.-Those Of our
subscribers who are indebted tothe MORN
rsa HERALD, Will oblige by an early re-
mltLuuCcs - - ,-.-.-.rT f.-f-rtTF
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REGISTERS NOTICES.
ID EG1sTER's ORDER. .. g..
REGISTERS OFFICE.
NEW CASTLE COUNTY, Sept, Il, lS7

#
NEW CASTLE COUNTY, Sept, II, 1873.
= Upon the application of Rev. Patrick
Rilsy, admins ator of Mary "A. 2McCul-
lough late OF Wilmington Hundred. In
said County, deceased, II ~ ordered aud di,
rected By the sRegister that the Admtnis.
tIator aforesaid, give notice of granting oil
Letters of adm nistlatioa upon the Estate
of the decea sed, with tho date of grantintl
thereof. by causing advertisements to be
posted within forty days from The da'e OF
such Letters, in six OF the most publ1c
places of the County of New Castle, requir-
Ipg all persons having demands seainst
the estate, to present the same or abb le by
ah A CT of Asstmb y in such case maze and
provided And also cause the same to be
inserted within the same period in the
MORNING. HERALD, newspaper published
In Wilmington, and tn be continued there
Id three weeks. 70 o d. f.1 ..T o..
leJLS R0Giver under the ehand and Seal
i ofOffi eof the hesistera foresaid,
LIS at New Castle, in New Castle
~ year above written.
| su -. el. , .'.' s. g. BIGGS, Register.
NoTIcE-All per. ons having claims
against The Estate OF the deceased mus
pfesent the same duly attested to the lAd-
mi Illustrator on or before september II, 1879
or abide the Act of Assembly in sucE
case made and provided.
| f1h'A@0' r'"' PATRI''K Riley,
f.. ..yi- 'L.Is .,.i Administrator,
| Address, Wilmington. Del. sep2O
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
Tape Worm Removed, Alive

Head and all complete. in two hours,
No fee till head passes, seat, pin an9
stomach warns removed by Dr, kunKei
2h !orth Ninth street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Send for circular. For removing seat, PIN
or stomach worms caIl ON your druggist
and ask for bottle Of Kunkels Worm
syrup, price 81. 1t never tails. Comman
sense teach es II tape worm be remove d, all
othel worms can 10 readily removed a.
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
rhe Morning Herald

IN pupl,sned every morning, (sunday e;, ex-
cepted) and delivered in Inc ,ci.y u r n six
cents % per week payable tn CARRIERS. Mall Mall
snbsci iptions. postage fee, three dollars
per annum' rs, tG -II - Ji i-lan-.d BIZ
GEO. OByRSE; q Co., Publ hers. IS "a.
s7sw mo 500 Shipley street, u
ir 2,. I.g,asg ,roW ilmingtoy Del.
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aagA FOR CORONER, va
JACOB BUrTZ.

FOB STATE SENATORS. sEN'AA1Ty'R aaar
]. WilkinseC Cooch, Of Pencader, ~. .
Charles I'll. McWhorter, OF Ksd L'on'
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E. IF. Kunkel' Bitter Wine
of iron. s,.........

e. IF. RunkeP Bltter WINE
4 OF lrOM. ,,a.,.lt
e. F, KunkePs celebrated Bitter Wine o.
Iron " Ill etfsctusslly cure liver complaint.
jaundice, dyspepsia, chronic or nervous
debility, chronic diarrnoea, disease OF the
kidneys and all diseases arising nom
disordere4 liver, stomach or intestines,
such as constipation, d f.tulence, Inward
piles. fuliness OF blood to the head, actd1ty
Of the stomach, nausea. heartburn, disgust
for food fullness or weight in the stomach,
sore quotations, sinking or tuttering 81
the pit Of the stomach, swimming OF the
head. hurried or difficult breathing, hutter-
ings at the heart, choking or sutocating
sensation when III a lying posture, dimness
OF ylssion, dots or webs before the slght,
dull pain In the head, deficiency OF pres
piratiSn, ryellowness OF the skin and eyes,
pain in the side. back, head, chest, llmps
etc, sudden fushes of heat, burning In the
flesh, constant imaginings Of evil and great
derression of spiriLs. Price III per bottle,
Beware of counterfeits, Do not let your
druggist palm of. some other preparation
of iron he may say 10 a good, but ASK fo1
Kunkel,s Bitter Wine OF Iron. Take no
other, Kunkel's Bitter Wine Of Iron Is not
sold in bulk-only IN 81 bottles. E. y, Kun
kel, Proprietor, NO. $50 North Ninth Stree,
Philadelphia. Pa. sold by alldruggists. u
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25

rh4,. have doubtless Been some excuses
M osl.ts years in .connsction with public
& education, and il requires Discrimination
now dealing with them. ~
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1878-08-25

luitig iiber Seine @5hnQberbiip{sln, er {oIft
Sie lieber o0ngifu bsr 96d9if1 porIiuQen.
Den 5hneiDer hutteu tie geh0ltfn. Ia
Iange ois m6gliGf; baften |ib 6eoaifsi al
oem BON Tim in syiibe! nafaeti}fbien Wei1l:
nun mar er fort, 81 be5prdd9en ne in Sofs
mitbiiraerIit,er Iheilnahme, lnie es fir 3<lr
Wtann melt pernanftigsr mare er tldte fiir
feline 6aiuilie, Die III eaiiie am Sungfr~
tube mage, eif1 Stud Alnolieild] faufen>
oIs oas @eIo in 4Blrtbahauje Deriuren.
6don mar es elf llhr, aber inlmer nod
mar 10 piel YubitfiIrl periomineIi, baB es
mir 9eipaet ifbien. 0ie Gfubs slt DerIaiieu.
Gin muthiges 9lnfraIIe1l, elifiiihner @fhfiit
pDr bic Sbiir bpa) Iallge. unb dis ia
fnon i'm Bette Iaq. illtuler nod fiihlte 10
es beiB un0 falt iiDer naeinen Hiiden lau~
fen, als OBJ, tDie man ingt, Der SOB iiber's
@rdb Inritte. Vim ndhlteH Sage qina Id,
freili6b mieber in's Birtbstaus. iDeil MIR
erftens oas 9lbenDelIen IliiD sfpeitglls bic
beitere @eielinaft ggDarTnii3 mar. Absr
le otter ih lab url0 b0rfe, fpie nan NIT oen
SSort9eganaenen mnb 0sn MbtDelenbsil unls
tprans, iDie Die idarfsn 2diter5ungen IL.
0es quite Saar an tbmell fUearlilrien, 0aB
tie refine 5Geinte lDHfDgn Deitp iuenioer
fDnnte i1 mid gum Had)lauiegebeH snt~
ihlieBen. WenngIeid itb Mid an benz
9Betttampfe I'M BerIdliefn lnO G6rabs
ihneioen weber betbeiligte nod oenlslbeft
Ginbalt su tbun ueriutbie, 10 biiseis isb
onrh neine AbiDeienheit cod iDenigIfsns
uleine 9erion uno bersn Rsputation. Set
ioldem gSaht0ienlte tranf it9 ieIbpper~
| itdnbltcb eilten Ghoppen nm ben anOeru,
mar nebitbei frDblld nit ben Gr0hIiben
nno lab uno b6rte GiEetl lnt ben MnDsrn
| ideiOen un0 ausldnteH, Mno blieb un0
blieb. bis idb Der QeBte MGR TN gDiribs-
baule, oft ipdt nah Neitternad1f. Mu1
Dem @irtbe uub Der EelInerin tr0nte Id
nod nidlt, belt oober aus, Bis Gins itn0
oas Anoere in sinem gBiHfeI eingenift
mar. gtun crit lprang ih Ieibten @eraens
ouF un6 Hob pernliIielIf ben .3ebenjpiben
sum Sempel binaus. Limb ailE iolhe
g8sile, nieine Iiebeu 5reunoe, babe id
Mrs on9ep6bnt, bis Ip6t in Der Nadt ins
Birtbsbauie 5u iibens
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1878-08-25
2Sie oer Serr g6riltOf ein Bed
6ru0er 1T tuor0en.

Serr gbriItof mar nath Der Somuter.
friine elm Mnoerer, ols Dor ber5elben. gr
botte iih erbolt, @ott 1ei 9ant, aber er
batte cine 8ewo6n6eit mitgebraht, Die
ieine Srou fir elm 2aiter, feline areunbe
fir eine Sugeno bielten. ,@ib nur 3eit,
ith tueroe mir lie ihon pieoer abeeuSbne,l, /"
iagte er Su isiner SSrau; Die neue 2ebenss
nelie Ifldgt mir reft gut an" Iaate er sli
Ieinen isreunoen. Sie 8attin DenDete alI'
i6re Wlittel OIL, ben Serrn @emabl oes
abenos ju redter Stunbe na1 SauIe su
loden--ein lederes Na9tm66l9en, Elm fei.
mes 8ias gBein, elm gut ournm6rmtes
3immsr uno ale nidbt Su unterI 9Gbenoen
Vor3lise zines tuobleingeriateten Shlaf-
gemahes.
llnb es mar bod pergebens - Serr
@briitof blisb bel ben Wirtbs9ausbrioeru
liBen; er, Der ionit Der grlte aetpeien, oet
alifltano uno mad 9aule ging, martete nun
als Der 2ebte, bis Der seellner hDFlicb NAB.
men mubts, oaB Die Sperrftunoe gsl9Iasen
babe.
9as fiel isin,n MtitsenoFen i.l6it ouI
unb he fragten ibn einmal, NORM bic 70
nOrtheil6afte Ienherung oenn eigentlit
ibren @runo haben ni1ae, oh es bic untsr=
baltuns iei ooer Der gDein, ooer bas Rou.
den, mas ibn 10 iebr feiiele.
.gs lit BLOB bic 8epobnbeit," antuors
tete Serr Gbriltof aufrihtis, .uuo in ge.
itebe es eerne, ipie ich lie mir angeeianei
babe. Gellner. nod eine tleine Jlai9e
NuBoorTer!@
.Ober. .4belsberg, no i9. pis ibr wibt,
aus Observation-Disclosures ben CONNER
sueebraGt babe, III Elm eroBes 9orf, in
irel1sm nod bic olte, lanoesibli1e 8e.
n.iithlihteit herrlnt. Nm Mbenoe fomnten
bic 9iresr, an Conn. iino Seiertaoen aud
bic Biirgerinnen i'm gDirtbsbaus auiams
men; sbtnio finbsn itdb Ia, Mirt6sbauie
bic SOmmerfriidler Elm, uno Die @ejell.
ihaft psrtrd8t It'd mitinmnen in bribers
liher Seiterfeit. Wstine Iie6e Srau, oas
wiBt ibr, mar In ains BEL ibrer franten
Wluiter ouf 8eiud; 10 lieb ii1 iilr mid
oas Wirtbsbaus niht umgehen. lino in
bate ts-Danf meiner 5clbFbilfe-an1
taum su bereusu. Gdbon am erlten TaQ
waroe Id nit ben Observation-Disclosures
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1878-08-25
Dos GdalidDe Dolksblatt

iOitet per sscn (obns SOnHtasSblntt 1920 per Sabr
$500 boS babe Sabr anb $3.50 Sas gieHeIubr. Dlit
esnntassbIatt sti2O per Sabr $500 Sas baIbs Sabr
nnS $3.50 bus gisrtsIiaBr
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1878-08-25

Bon elmer cDquetten 4merf-
fonerin idgte geleaentii9 elmer ihter
ungliidli9en 8emnf0erer:
.Sie gleid1t in ibrer Ttei6eitsIiebe BEN
ben Der. Staaten; - iiur DaB ne 6fteg Den
Prdlioenten me9isIt!@
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1878-08-25
MaunigfaItises.

Sie 9eiaset beaegnete emit. ols he
nit ibrem Arit ipaSiereH ging, eineH 2ei-
6ensug. 8on3 ernltboft blieb fie ite1en
uno frua ben 4r5t: sB0ttDr, III 0as pois
Sbnen 2"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1878-08-25

Gin Ietbenf9aftIt&er au.
tern Giier bat einit ben dppetitreisen.
ben Iusipru9 sethan:
geim Glen Don 4Aitertt mus man INNER
slelnSettlg nit ortien bel1dftigt ieiil
Die etne mus man I'M Wt;tn0, cine sspeite In
Der 9aHo uno cine brittle I'm Auge baben!~ +
Sn Der Heip Norfer AiiforiE6en ge.
IeIidaft belt fiirslif Or. be YepFter einen
8ortro9, in nelneni e. DurGb O0fumente,
Die oieleitt nlan4en unieren 2eiern Itb0n
befannte ShntIadbe nnhfpies, o1B bic Dol.
ldn6er bic WanhattonsSn auT Der iebt
Die Stapt Seem Dnof ftebt, ben Snoianern
fir S24 in Silber abfauften.
Ttmas iiber 9 dnupftiiher.
SieIer urIpriinsIi1 niir bem gfuben uno
Dem Be6iirfnis seipibmete @egenltano liz
nod uno nod Su eit,em fDiibaren Soi-
lsttenrtifel setporoen. 9is sur Yeit Morie
antDinette's mar Der Gurus bierin nod
nid't Iehr 9eIfieaen; Der Nreis ibrer
5hnupftiber ftnoet ii6 NIT "a Qipres bos
5tiif perseihnet. Inter Dem srften Rat
ierrei9 mar Der SsoriIhritt hierin idhon bes
merfbarer. Wta0ame gnmpan sradblf.
boB Rappleon einit bic sseinheit unb bic
Stiderei eines Sdnupftu6es Der Eaiigrtn
iinterfufte ulo babel fragte. iuie piel ein
Iol1es 59nupftu1 tote 2 - .Adtaia
6ranten. = 4ntsig Jronten I" luiebers
bolte Der 9oiier erlfaurt. v9iun, na iolls
ten Sie ieoen Mbenb Gins nehmen, nas
iuiiroe Htebr betraaetl, ais Sbre aailae n
y16oelaeloer y Seilte rintult feline eieQQnfe
Dame in 8aris sin Gmnupftud] IN bic
Sano, oas n;d1t Htinbeitens 200 sFronc8 to-
itete. Sic @fbn1n{fiif5ier ner 1rrfnigtv;tt
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1878-08-25

e. panif9e BrahIerei. Gin
9poHier, Der nid1t nit Roe0mnntaoen
fargte, lagte SO mage niht. nlida Ia
eInem Spiegtl anSlieben, tuenn TO beuuiIs
net bin: i'd iage mir lelber 6urbt Elm. :
Connecticut western news., 1878-12-18
CircumstantiaI Evidence.

In the year 1860 two men named Perry and their mother were hanged for the murder of man who was never mur- dered at all. MT. Harrison, Lady Campden's steward, having been col lecting his rents, suddenly disappeared. John Perry accused his mother. himself and his brother of having robbed MT. Harrison in the previous year, and of having again robbed him and murdered him on the night when he was missed The mother and Richard Perry denied all knowledge of the matter; but at length pleaded guilty to the first indict- ment under some pressure of policy. The other indictment was not then pro- ceeded with, on the ground that the body was not found. But John persist ed in his story, and at the next assize they were all tried for murder. John then retracted his confession and said he must have been mad. Nevertheless. they were all condemned. Some years after, Mir. Harrison appeared alive, and thus accounted for his mysterious absence: After receiving his rents he was set upon by gang of ruf1ans, car ried to the seaside, put on ship-board and sold as slave to the Turks. After his masters death he escaped, and with great difficulty working his way, first to Lisbon, and thence to Dover, he ar. rived in England, as the law-book coollv says, to the surprise of all the coun- try."
Connecticut western news., 1878-12-18
At School.

The other day met bit of a gir
 going to school with tears in her eyes and Sanders new speller in her hand, She could spell, but Sanders had told her, and her teacher had cautioned her, to commit to memory the fact that "Words are either primitive, derivative, simple or compound" The child didn't know whether the word "primitive D meant twin hitching- posts or 8 fire- alarm, and when asked her the mean ing of the word compound she looked from an apple-peddler's wagon to a lamp-post and back, as if the signifi- canoe of tfe word lowered between the two. I didn't explain or assist her, of course. Because Sanders put that sentence in his speller it follows that pupils must learn it, even though their teachers could not write it down and spell half the words correctly. That same little girl, hardly ten years of age, must learn from the same book that " "indorser is one that indorses," and that Gan appellor is one that makes appeal" and while she may learn the words by heart, she will know their meaning just about as much as her teacher knows why Lake Michigan is longer than 1t is broad.
Connecticut western news., 1878-12-18
Not a Good Teacher,

The author of the following Fable 5 in the Fra1akfurter Zeita1,sg has been sentenced for writing it to one months imprisonment, it "being offensive to Prince Bismarck :'' "There was once 2 schoolmaster who used 8 great many canes and was much given to putting his pupils in solitary confinement. Once the inspector called on him and found the school. in very bad state. Nv friend, said he, you have unlimited control over everything here, how is it that your school gets worse and worse every year?' 'Ah,' replied the tyrant, T have wicked, wild lot to rule. Give me another bundle of canes year and build me one or two more cells for the confinement of the refractory, or real ly cannot answer for the consequences. , Why exclaimed the inspector, you al- ready give ten times as many foggings as any of your colleagues. If fogging were the remedy. the vilest jailer would be the best mentor, and your school an example for the whole world. But the stick is the measure of your pedagogy, and what you ought to have taught YOU have still to learn. When the pupils are fit for nothing, that shows the teach CT is fit for nothing, so be good enough to march out. What we want is school master who has no need of canes and is satisfied with one cell.'"
Connecticut western news., 1878-12-18

One day, not long afterwards, he ap- reared before his wife in 6 velvet suit.
 She admired it until her eyes fell sud- denly upon the sleeve, from which g small piece had been torn out.
 Then she recalled the piece of velvet that had fallen from the mouth of her fathers horse.
 She burst into Q scream of horror.
 "John," she hissed out, "you are my fathers assassin !"
 Her husband turned livid. "What do you mean?" he asked.
 She gave the alarm and an hour later Fields was in the hands of the Sheriff.
 Then some of his old acquaintances recognized him. They had heard him swear, on his departure from Chat tanooga, that he would kill Richard Money one day.
 The ten-tale piece of velvet was found and 1t led eventually to the conviction of the prisoner.
 He was found guilty of murder in the first degree, and hanged at Chattanooga on the 18th of June, 1847.
Connecticut western news., 1878-12-18
New Year Dresses.

A New York paper makes the follow ing notes of some new dresses in that city prepared for New Year receptions A pretty wine colored dress of satin is shirred all over, excepting the back of the trained skirt, which is very slightly and gracefully draped. The pufing, which is straight, is divided lengthwise by bands of velvet matching in shade. and the costume is finished by collar and cuffs of antique lace.
 A very stylish dress of black satin has a draped front, and elbow sleeves of white satin striped with velvet, the latter trimmed with beautiful white lace. A little black satin cap, edged with pearls, and ornamented with bunch of violets, was made for this dress, and is almost in the form of small royal crown. It is 8 pretty fashion, and very much admired, revival, indeed, of one that hourished thirty or forty years ago-with this diff ference, that then the little Polish forms were the rage.
 A novelty which is very effective IS of soft, rich, mastic colored silk, made in the princess style, and opened in front over petticoat bordered with plating and tied across with ribbons. The sides of the front are thrown back faced with satin, and upon this satin are painted convolvui in different colors, and in the most natural style. The ends are tied at the back over the train, which is or namented with cascade of narrow daisy plaitings down It's entire length-the colors of the ribbons, which are satin. matching the colors of the painted flow CTS.
 Astylish and most effective black dress IS of very rich black faille, with prin- cess polonaise draped very low, with long loops and ends of crimson satin ribbon over demi-trained skirt hounced. At the neck and wrist is wide ruffle of fine real Valenciennes lace, thrown over as a falling collar and cuffs.
Connecticut western news., 1878-12-18
An Old, Old Friend.

Enter old friend, young in the face
 but old in the raiment. 'sYes, Harry old boy, it's me, just as sure as life, and I'm all here as usual and right up to time, make no mistake. I just heard, half an hour ago, that you were in town. and hurried right down to catch you. Yes, you came to the right place Mrs. Palmer still keeps the reliable old tav- ern. want to show you around little, as I know you are stranger in Chicago. I'm the same old careless, happy, oblig- ing, good-natured old fool I always was. By the way if you can just let me have ten dollars before we set out; I came away in such hurry when I heard you were here left my portmonnaie on the piano in my rooms. We'll go past the bank while we are out and (And by love, they did go past it, for fact right straight past it. Harry is pleased to see his old friend.)
Connecticut western news., 1878-12-18
Satisfying the Barber,

One time there was 8 barber. And one day feller he cum in the shop for to git shafed, and he handed the barber card, which was wrot on this way:
 "For my Hair-Ialler, clone, lard. bergmot. pomatum, oil, tonnick, re- storatif, piSchooly, gum, beeswhacks, kerriseen and tar.
 "For my Face-Cole cream, cam frice, powder, ham fat, sof sope, glissern, police, rooje nammel, giant sement, shoo blackn.
 "For my Wiskers-Sames for the hair, only more taller.
 "For my Muchtash-Do., starch, glew, morter, and sodder." Wen the barber he read it he was just dlited, and said to the feller: "You are the most sensible man which has ever set in the chair, yes indeed. never see man of sech good taste"
 And then the barber shafed the feller, and tole him all the news which he cude think, and never stopt tockin, the barber didn't, while he shafed, cos he was dlited. But just as he got dur shafn the fellow, and was getten reddy to put them things onto him, cordin te the menlmy randem, man wocked in and took the feller by the ear, and he sed to the barber, the man did: "Thit feller's got to go now. cos he is a escape if you want to finish him you must fetch them things over to the def and dunn ward of the lunatic asylum"