The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-10-16

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In the opinion Of the Fulton Tires. a
patch on the.seat of aboy's trousers is
something new under The SON"
A Chicago clergyman has written out
new Lords Prayer" for the benefit of
good children who have to undress in
cold rooms. 1t is only seven words, long.
"Ah," said the fly, as it crawled around
the bottle, II have passed through the
Matching age, the creeping age, the Nv
ing age, and now I'm in the mucilage.
and" there it stuck.
'ANo dictionary has been made for man :
that can describe the anguish of the soul (
without hope" Or the boy with gray
trowsers' and black broadcloth patch
y-Nelo Haoen Register. IN > sy,tFy
A little girl wanted more buttereed
toast; but was told she'd had enough, and
that more would make her i'll. "4Well,p
SAID she, "give me anuzzer piece and send
for the DOCTOR 9'f'2} ''1t3 2iN.A'"~~
A Hackensack boy about four years old
said to his mother the other day: Oh!
mamma, looked up at the little star in
the sky and he winked. at me. Wasn't
he naughtyT" --Hackensack Republican,.
A. Hasty observation-disclosures We'd
better 60 in darling; it threatens TO rain
Harry: ooh, then it qoonti'f Mamma:
"Whys" Harry: Papa always thretens
to dip me, but he never does" Punch.
The bumble-bee doesen't wake .up now
until about 10 O. CLOCK in the forenoon.
but the small boy shouldn't think to tread
on him on that account. He's one o. the
sort OF insects who can do a heap of work
IN his sleep. - -
If a boy comes to his mother on Satur-
DAY and wants holes IN his pockets mend"
ed, 1t is best to keep him thoroughly in
hand next day, for, he wants to goScbesk
nut1ngg, and will not hesitate to run away
from sunday-school. = -Binghampton r.
publican. -
1t is lamentable fact that piece of
paste brard with verse on it, given as a
reward of merit in Sabbath school, has
not half the charm ;tor, the boy as the size,
piece of pasteboard with the simple tails!
manic words, "admit one. "--Bosto7a Globe.
+ A little girl asked an old. gentleman
who hated conundrums; "What is the
difference between apotato and lemon?'
Il don't know,p 3snarled the. old man.
"Don't know2' exclaimed the child "then
l don't want you to buy any lemons for
me.n
'Yes, mamma, 1 TOOK three Jumps of
sugar out of the cupboard" says the lit
tie girl, contrltely. "That was verv
naughty, indeed; but as you have con-
fessed it shall forgive you Go and sin
no more" Then give me the other lump
Il only took two.".,
Discerning child (who has heard some
remarks by papa: care you our nurseq"
Nurse: eyes. dear" Child :'"Well, then,
am one of those boys who. can only be
managed by kindness; go you had better
get some sponge cake and oranges for
| me at once" = -
A father induced croupy little boy. Ito
make healthy meal of buckwheat cakes
and molasses, but the latter proved to Sbe
syrup of squills. The boy said that he
thought something allied the molasses the
very minute his father told him to eat all
Nc -. -
Frank and Willie were discussino
which were the most economical, men OF
women; and Frank seemed to be getting
the best of the argument, when Willie
suddenly brought the argument to close
by saying: Zone thing I know; my faith
er can make piece Of butter 20 over
more'n twice as largea piece Of bread for
me as mother can"