The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-06-18
40 Wit N HUMoR,

A lord Of the aiales-A p-ew-opensr.
Terrible fellows Con nappins-Hatsers.
Silver veddine-Mar.ying ssrsy bear
Sugar redding-Marzying . candid ma,
Tin weddins-The one that pans o.
well.
stick. LEE
A Swell Of the ocean-An admiral
Judy eaHat
Fox's mnrtyrs-Ducks. chickens, turkey
and geese.
A real estate mans motto-"N Not word,
but doeds." miRi1 igrNau p @
In these days no Indy appears perfoctl
unrufaed po9 Viaagl ii.5a
15Vhy 10 life like a conundrum p-Becaus
many give it up n, s,dR3
When is q clock on tn, stairs dangerous
When il runs down.
Tho young man who was filed with emo
ton. hid no room for his dinner. r
When is soup likely to run out of
saucepan when there's . icek in 1t.
The question is, did the horsoman thu
secured the plain put soap in the sanda
What species of love is that which /
never reciprocateda-A neuralgia affection
Young women should set good examples
for the young mon are always following
them. il16 H=Hs sCasi
Its snid that there is a cat in Charles.
town that plays the piano. She is evidently
ono of the mews-es.
Why may a tipsy man foil into the river
with impunity P-Decause he won't drown
as long as his head swims.
my son." said an old man, beware Of
prcjudices; they arc like rnts, and mems
minds are like traps; p~rejudices creep in
easily, but it is doubtful If they ever get
OUT afI lsd5 tlE f,
Was not her death quite sudden p' said
Q condoling friend to a bereaved widower.
well yes, rather-for hcr.Y, q 80 ro.in13
The class of persons who are said to be
the s,Deetea" on their patrons are supposed
to be the confectioners.
1.-The sacred heavens around him shine"
wrote tho poet- Tho compositor put it /.
"The scared hyenns around him whine"
why should we celebrate washington's
birthday moro than mine ?" asked . teacher
in Boston Because he never told q ler
shouted q little boy. bIfs -
It is rumored that n Now York baker has
invented a new kind Of yeast, which makes
bread SO light. that one Of his pound loaves
does not weigh over twelve ounces
An editor ~ q dor,r,u..,
Chicago says, "a mar needs grace 10 edit a
religious paper at any time, but ospeciailv
when he has the rheumatism"
"rm cettino To he too mnch :.
exclaimed a Mormon a. - ..e
formed that FIVE children had inst haan
born in "the old house at hme.n
The captain Of a privataa, \ h.a,...
in an engagement. wrote - n. ownar. a..
he had received but little dsmsca h.r;n~
only one of his hamds wounded in tho ro,s
A young LADY, wb;,o o,,, u.,x;n. 49,,
for the first time her mothar,s ;n,s,.;oa =.
marry again. and abs ma. oh,;asd ~ =
down and cry about Il. She oouls mot o. :
step- father gu
A stump snealer \, Au.~.. .-
With the ~modern nhvv;eaI d.can.-aaI
exclaimed a. We uns 4.
care Of our onnd-mofb.r. 0r....t.uss~
ost ans ,,or. 9TsdTTT 80" - vi
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the latter ramblad wuah - -.
ment Of the inrs ~oh" ax.i.;m.s
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any 'o'"eay' Out We taken
How .ro non n -.
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b;,hlnun..s
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".nas my, : m attendance, feel
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WHAT ALLIED Madam" said o
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tymnanum have fo,,sn On the osroh,,'n~.
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