The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-12-21

asks but continuance of CO4ence and
patronage from its many rel IS, while
it wishes them one and a MERRY,
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
CHRISTMAS STUHNG.
Cold
Egg-nogg.
SkyRockets.
Fire Crackers.
Beautiful weather. E
Wright Fat Oysters.
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Whisky and eggs are lloin order.
Our printers are fond ofweet things.
The key that we are iced of-The
turkey. +
The Victoria dress is the 90 with
the elite of our city. f
The sweet voice of the lsical 'skeeter
is no longer heard in the Ill.
UdSanta Claus makesOung America
feel happy. Long stoclis will suffer.
In We olden times therwas q line of
buildings in this city liDn as "Batch-
elors Row."
Az pasturing is scsrceI our city, evil
dences Of the "cistern i0" will appear
IN our Christmas milk ne.
It is limited by someou old batch
elors that our fashionablbelles are grow
Ing old. Hang your stdug girls.
In 1888 there were 1Oproperty owners
in town, and q total mluation of the
property (real estate)t year was $41S,-
100. rs
The orphans of this tfice will not eat
turkey unless it is stded with oysters.
They are of tho higlDned order, you
know.
Early to bed, eaito rise, makes a
man healthy, weakly and wise; but
early to ryes aud taa to bed, makes a
man 3 nose turn carhral red.
The belle in this dy that can't kick a
litter and catch it iaher hand OH Cross
ing a muddy stree is not considered a
good foot ball plays by our bellies.
Mary had a lah lamb
With which@ used to tussle.
She yanked tkvool off its back
And cramlaait in her hustle.
Midnight Seems Under the Coal Oil
Light-A fellow blding to the lamp
post trying to tum himself wrong side
out, from an overdose Of bug juice.
The turkey gobAer, the king bird of
epicureans, parsdes tue yard now with
dropping head, thiuging no doubt, of the
manner in which be is going to be stuffed.
They buried him darby, At dead Of night,
And without anypomp or pageant;
AZ they shoveled him in, they said: "All right,
He was only sewing machine agent
The construction of a railroad from
this city to the Sabine river, in order to
establish the prosperity Of the town on a
nfm basis, was theoretically agitated in
1883; and has bean as theoretically agi-
tated ever since nth the same success.
Natchitochss 10 the Indian language
was spelled Naoatoshe, and means in Eng
lish. pae-pas, fruit found in abundance
in our Southern States, having some re-.
semblance to the banana and having an
acid milky juice witha sweet, rich f,aror.
Col. Mulberry sellent raw turniu din.
ner has been eclipsed by an indiv;ina,
in this city who seryesnp turnip "sa,ad"
tohis friends n > NEAL is pronou ncsd
excellent. Not wishing o have orr in
aides kicking up a Pumps with us, Wa
will not take any in ours.
Santa Claus has requesta our devil to
...te 10 the old maids that they wished
- Gao their future husbant they should
hang one stocking tand not teol near the
are.place, and be viii pressn*hem with
the physsg Of their future prst-half.
ofoourss this will make the dNand for
stockings Crater and prices higAr, and
srtr. clern will be put on duty meet
=. rssb. bachelors and widoweI are
reuustd % do likewise, instead . the
docking, hey should hang boot md
IN ~ilk furnished with 4 TartaAYr
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