New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-07-31
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A stakeholder gridiron.
A righting book-The dictionary.
Acknowledgements accounts.
Net cash-The fsherman's proceeds.
Sharp practice-Dissecting subject
Fish expressed # not implied G. O.
D.
What beats a good wife? A bad hus-
band.
How t, get long well--Have it dug
deep.
Hairy -Tresses and mat
tresses.
Molasses candy would taste just as
sweet by any other name.
There are over 1850 convicts in the
Sing Sing IN. W prison.
The man who invented the first moni-
tor has now invented torpedo to blow
her up. Few men are so consistent.
The arrival of a hand-organ man is the
last pleasing sensation in the Black
Hills He reminds the boys of home
and old times.
1t seems hard, says the Cincinnati
Breakfast Table, to discover a great man
who has not at some time worked in a
printing Office.
Now digs the boy the garden plot
With energy intense,
Until he bags a tribe of worms,
And then he skips the fence.
A man who is uncertain about using
the term bicycle speaks of them as
'those things, you know, that they ride
and look into second-story windows
with"
The German emperor keeps diary Of
everything he shoots. In 1919 his gun
was discharged by accident, and ne had
to enter up, "Foretinger right hand"
.'.Slowtown! shouted the brakeman,
as the train slowed up to the station.
give years for refresbments!' yelled
passenger who said his son had grown
up since the train started.
ssWhat did the prisoner first strike you
for?" casually asked the judge of the
complainant with bandage over his
eye. "He first struck me for five dol
lar bill, your honor" was the feeling re-
ply.
''Sales by candle" was the method of
sale during the seventeenth century. A
wax candle, about an inch in length, was
set on the edge of knife, and he that
hid most before the candle was out, was
the buver.
When you put your pen-holder behind
your ear be sure that you have the pen
to the front. Ideas OF great profunditY
are sometimes banished hopelessly from
the mind by failing to observe this rule.
Robinson's show elephant got so riled
at having to cross a North Carolina river
in ferry boat lately that he picked ur
a colored boy, who aided to drive him on
the boat, and squeezed him to death with
his trunk.
1t is estimated that the use of the
Mofet bell-punch in New York City, by
a simple tax of two and one-half cents or
alcoholic drinks, and one-half cent or
cider, ale and beer, would yield the treas
$12,000,000 per annum.
It's all very we'll to talk about economy
but the difficulty is to get anything t.
economize. The little baby who puts
his toes in his mouth is almost the only
person who in these hard times manages
to make both ends meet.
The Samoan Islands are the great CO
coanut- producing islands of the globe
The inhabited ones are nine in mum Der
and have population of $4,000. On.
German firm, dealing in the staples O
those islands. does business of $4,000,
600 a year. Paao- Pago is the harbo
which the United States have lately
bought.
A poor woman in Denmark, the wifi
of a laborer, past fifty, observing a few
month ago three children who had fa!lel
through the ice on lake, rushed iuto tn,
water, and at the imminent peril OF he
own life rescued the children. TIT
King decided that this act of brave.y
should not pass unreWarded. ,rhe woman
was sent up to town from the country:
room was prepared for her in the roya
palace, where she stayed couple O
days to see the sights of Copenhagen
and she received from the hands of the
King, in the presence Of the royal fam
lily, the medal and ribbon for civil acts
of bravery, being the first woman il
Denmark who has received this honor
The King secured place for her and
her family in the Royal Theater, where
she was the observed of all observers
OF any more substantial compensation
for her act of bravery there is no record
A short time after the ship lilo qultteo
Callao, Peru, the captain discovered two