Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-11-07
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+. Never stroke mllstache when it is dowr
, Thsrc is no disgrace in being poor. IL,
! thing is t. keep it quiet and not let you
neighbors know anything about it.
A Young girl in France was hugsetl +
death by her lover. TO avoid such arden
demonstrations girls must marry tilei
lovers.
Willie we are averse to participating II
all public ceremonies. we have decided t,
attend our funeral in body-whcn tn,
proper time comes.
Ii the SutrO tunnel were stood on end Il
would always be winter at the top OF it
and when it run down in the ground i,
would be nearly h-ll ut the bottom.
There is only one thing that is more
wearing and annoying and depressing to a
man than having to wait tor a train, and
that is, when the train hasn't waited for
him.
''Iherc vas only leedle difference be-
tween u.s. said burly Te,lton who had
just horsewhipped another. II vos OK
cited und he vas cowhi,led-dot's ALL"
A drunken man in New York when he
came to his senses the other right. found
! that some women had beq,,eathed him a
baby to take care of. He'll never get drunk
any more.
Upright Lcg:slator-"What, sir! You
take me for one that can be bribed? You
insult my sense Of honor-but in case
were such man, how much would YOU
give me?''
Said railroad engineer to an Irishman
whose COW had been killed: But she did
not get out Of the way when rang the
bell" Faith, tliin,' said Pat, '.yc didn't
slhop when she rang her bell. naythcr."
Find ont your child's speciality" is the
urgent advice of Il phrenologist. We have
tried this and find it is not SO easy. Some
times rock candy seems to be the flyorite,
and ti:en again there is 4 marked tendency
to taffy.-Stamford (Conn.) Adroeate.
An Indifferent actor was playing Othello
ut the Dunedid Theatre. When he came to
the passage. 20. that men should put an
enemy in their mouths TO steal away their
biains." stcntorian voice roarc,l from the
gallery, ''All right, old fellow, drink away,
you're safe.''
1t is not good for man to be alone TN
der any circumstances. but wi en- he falls |
into ten-foot cellar on his way home at |
two O'Clock in the morning, lie feels that
the companionship of even Il stcp-ladder
would add wonderfully to the comfort OF
the occasion.
Don't you lore her stilly' asked the
iIIdue- of -a-lnan whn wap:en 4 a-liyorre
is size will never be still. The j,'dge, WHO
,yho is married man himself, takes the
case under adyisement.
A man. good broad-hearted. strong
liml,ed Christian man may stand it, when
he can't run fast enough to get out OF the
way. to have a nine-year old ram help him.
at short intervals. al the way across ten
acre field. and over sevcn-ra!l fence, AMI
not get SO very mad about it, but it does
Just make his soul rise within him when
the shameless goat, laughing derisively
through the fence. shouts after him in
mocking tones, .'Buttin', buttin', who's
sot tile buttinY''
"Thls country" remarked traveller In
northern Iowa, "settles up very rapidly"
..Y-,-a-s.'' replies the native. nervously
watching the movements of constable
do,ging along the other side OF the field;
..sct;les up darn sight faster than the
people do And, before the traveller
could ask him to explain. he was making a
mile minute across the trackless prairie.
with the constable Il bal second.
lis your horse perfectly gentle, Mr.. Dab
ster?' Perfectly gentle, sir; the only
fault he has got. il that be q f'nlt. is play
f,l habit OF extending his hinder hoofs
now and then.'' by extending his h, nsler
hoofs. you don't mean kicking, hopey
.Some people call ii kicking, Mr.. Green;
bat it's only slight reaction of the mus
clrs-a display rather than Il vice"