The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-11-14
SENSE AND NONSENSE.

SENSE AND NONSENSE.
The man 0fsbuainess stOod with oapinu eyes
| And viewed his ruin. He didn't advertise.
| LATE MUSrC-Overdue notes. -Ke0kal
Constitution.
SAFErY-vALvEs- Bivalves for tn,
next eight months.
1.-THE times that tried mems soles'
| Pedestrian contcsts.-Pttck.
A FRIEND of education-the free
knowledge-i st.-Boston Transcript.
LITTLE labor with large profits has
ruined many man.-lOsOa State Re0is.
ter.
It's wicked world. Even the Gull
Stream has gone astray.-Hartford
FOst.
GRATITUDE is the music of the
heart, when its chords are swept by
Kindness.
SURPRISE is one of the principal ele-
McMss of wit. This is why il always
make man laugh when he sits down
on u pin.-HawE-E Eye.
| MAN should always keep in good
humOr, but if he cannot manifest any
energy in any other way, he better get
mad cccasionally.-Iosoa State Register.
| LIVES of great men all remind US we
may make our lives sublime, and. de-
parting, leave behind us barely a pair
of odd stockings for our expectant
heirs. Cincinnati Breakfast 7abk.
! The time has now arrived when the
lonely tramp smokes his pipe In the
.hay-mOw, and the calculating f,rmer
a. certains the next morning tn: It the
il.S trance will about half cove n the
loss.
THE average revenue of Bos mia in
times o. peace has been about $4,000.
600, of " hich about $500, 100 W hnt b,
Constantin ople and the rest was All
sorbed in A.'e Administration Of the
Province.-M Y. Post.
THE long sen les of fearful ca tastro-
Plies in English 1,uines has arous ed the
Miners National Union, which is de-
manding radical change in tlAe law,
which seems to afford no guara ntee of
safety to working miners.
THE Comtesse de BassaEville,, editor
of the Alaanach dw Savoir Nvbe, tells
ladies how to avoid 'crowSb -feet''
around the eyes. The recipe is simple
to close the eyes for at least zen min
utes every five or six hours, and thus
rest the muscles of the face.
A CLERK in the Liver pool. branch bi
the Bank of England recently alb.
seconded with package, t1f bank notes
amounting to $4,000. This is probs
bly, the foundation of the story about the
murder and robbery in the Bank IF
England which was pub lished here a
short time ago.
SwINDLERs have no he ofts. Just as
men have been found in this country
mean enough to rob the yellow-fever
sufferers, SO in England. number OF
rascals have been makir g money by
begging for subscriptions for the re-
lief of the women and c hildren made
widows and orphans by the Princess
Alice disaster.
AT recent marriage in suburban
town the bridegroom, when asked the
important question if he would take the
lady for better or for worse, replied, in
hesitating manner, "'Rell, l think
will" Upon being tola that he must
be more positive in his declaration, he
answered.: "Well, 7 DON'T care if do. ~
BOSTON Courier.
snow THEM" crowded old Mr.. Bos-
byshell. when he was about ready to
start down town. "what fool moved
that hat2'' A little search in silence;
then, 'eWhat idiot touched that hat,
I'd like to know" Silence and search.
"Some empty-hgaded ninny has got
my hat asgain.'' Sees it sticking on top
of his CAME, where he leaned it up in the
corner Dead silence. Burlington
Ha,ok-Eye.
A LITTLE girl in Hartford, Conn.,,
was sent to "a store the other day to buy
some lace. The clerk. after putting up
tbs package said: "Wen, there is one
An& a half yards of lace at ten cents q
yard How much does it come to?''
10 which the miss pertly replied:
"Wel, I'm not going to tell; have TO
study arithmetic all the rest of the
week, and I M not going to bother my
head with it Saturdays"
No, DON'r learn trade, young man.
You might, soil your hands, wilt your
shirt-collaR and spoil your complex
ion sweating. Go hang your chin over
q counter; learn to talk twaddle to the
ladies; pant your hair in the middle;
make an as s of yourself generally, and
work for W ages that wouldn't support
q Chinese laundryman on rice-fed rats,
ard leave big enough balance to pay
his washerwoman-just because it's a
little more genteel in the eyes of PEG
pie whose pride prevents them from
pounding rock or hewing wood, and
whose poverty pinches worse than one
of those patent cross-legged clothes
pins. if the truth were only told.-El-
mira IN. ~ Gazette.
AS AN example of the difficulty with
which the ministerial mustache has
had to struggle for tolerance, an anec-
dote is related of the worthy and es-
teemed rector of an Episcopal Church
in this city, now deceased, who wore a
mustache with comfort and respect
among his parishioners; but having &C.
casion to attend a Convention Of the
Church he found himself the solitary
delegate with such an ornament, and,
unable to endure the singularity, he
shaved it off before making his appear
ance on the second day. But on that
day he found another brother with
mustache, and approaching him with
great solemnity, he expressed his re-
greet at his late coming, and declared
that had there been but another to
keep him in countenance he would not
have sacrificed the ornament and safe
guard of his lip. This was about fit
teen years ago.-Ifovide'sce n. H.
Journal.
COunteracting An1sthetics.
The immense services rendered by
chloroform, ether, etc., in the allevia-
ton of pain have been somewhat depre-
ciated by the danger to life incurred in
their use, and the numerous fatal cases
recorded as the result of their admins
tratiOn. MANY efforts have been made