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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-02-23
A Hint for Ugly Girls.

This unfortunate class receives fl alter.
ing attention from Mrs. Haweis, who set.
herself with kindly forethought to show
what amends may be made for the neg.
Iect Of nature. In her cart Of Beauty
she warns plain girls of the "small ALSO
lutte need men have Of wives" that they
(the girls) must ut all risks make them
selves visible" SD as not to be lost in
the crowded picture of society. "No
woman need be ugly if she knows her
points," and can it, therefore, be wrong to
wish that "the study of points were made
more an acknowledged art than it is by
those to whom God has given eyes and
an intelligent brain7" In order to give
girls some good advice, they are divided
into GLASSES, and separately appealed to-
The shy girl is counselled, ut whatever
cost, to come out Of her shell, to read the
papers, and talk about giant gooseberries
rather than to be mute. The stupid girl
1.-THE most hopeless OF invisibles, wa bore
in and out of her family CIRCLE" is to ex.
anime herself steadily, coolly, and in Sc.
cret; perhaps she may discover some lat.
ent talent that can be cultivated. "Il
she cannot understand q problem or q
Joke, or draw an inference, or learn Ian.
guages, or play chess, or catch a tune,
It is possible there may be other branches
of science or art in which she cas-
draw attention. "Perhaps she can act
or cook, or paint, or manage garden,
or comfort the sad, or teach chill
dren." The author might have add.
ed that the ugly girls with such a dis.
covery Of talent aud occupation, might
find themselves independent of marriage
and in condition to lead happy, useful
lives, until the men of their choice should
come and persuade them into double
bliss.-Home Journal
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-02-23
A Plucky Captain.

The great plains OF the West are oc.
casionally visited during winter with a
-'n,rther." Exposure to its full force is
death to man or beast. The icy wind
cuts like q knife. No clothing or fur
coat prevents it from penetrating to the
body and extracting every particle of
vital heat. Animals, even the thickly.
covered buffalo, fly before a "norther,'
aud seek the protection of wooded ra-
vine. Many hunters and plainsmen,
caught by these storms where there is no
shelter of thicket or ravine, IRE frozen
to death every winter.
Once company Of the ed Cavalry
was caught il "northcr." Nothing but
the pluck of the. captain saved the men
from freezing to death. There WAS no
friendly ravioe or thicket in which to
camp. Their salvation was To keep NOV
ing. For thirty miles they marched in
the teeth Of terrific gale and binding
snow-stam. Each man. in turn, vas
made Ia lead his horse and open the way
Through the snow. Some of the men
threw themselves into the snow. and de
elared ;h-y would die rather than take
asotb-r step. ORDERS, entEeaties ami
threSs svsiled bot lie On the s1ow and
dse they .o1id. until the czis;Ain. tsela
eoslng thea sIsA TIE f4f Il his sxbse.
se&; tAc.1 i@is m4Aszg an eszsrf Ia nzrrh-
Tee pa3cky asko-r hre1-sG every EAE
SALE izfs ~ fe~r
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remarkable me~gre sspeet- The Tartar
proposes 20 drss lots foe IL. bat the Rss-
sian moves - a. amesdmeat that u SHALL
p~ksug to whichever may have the most
satisfactory dream
The Tartar accordingly lies down to
invent dream, aud after time calls out
"Ah, my friend! I've had
u famous dream: thought l wss taken
up into Paradise, and placed at the very
feet Of the Prophet" Just So" quoth
the Russian, coolly; II saw you 60 up,
and made sure you'd never be so foolish
As to come back sgain when you were
once there; so ! just ate the fowl myself."
Magazine.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-02-23
A Keen Rejoinder.

Bishop Donnerman Was comparatively
young han. 1t was in him to be proud
and Overbearing, and he was not long in
developing those qualities; and within
two or three years after his entrance upon
the bishopric he had become sAhaughty
and self-sutficient in his intercourse with
his n,inistering brethren that they
Stunned him when they could. 1t wa,
known that only worldly wealth and in
tiuence had given him the position, SC
that men of clear heads and devoted
hearts passed him by with but little heed
At length worthy brother found an op.
portunity to give the youthful bishop a
cut, and he did not suffer it to pass un-
improved. An association Of the clergy.
men of the diocese had assembled in one
of the principal towns for both religious
and secular purposes, and, as usual, the
bishop presided. The meeting was to
continue three days; secular and other
business to be done in the morning after
prayers, and religious services afternoons
and evenings.
On the second day the Rev. Mr.. Sta..
bird arrived from one of the distsnt towns
He was an old man, blunt and honest, and
thoroughly known and respected through.
out that whole region as an earnest, de.
voted and consistent Christian teacher
In the evening, after ter, the clergymen
were assembled in commodious parlor,
engaged in conversation upon various
subjects, when Mr.. Starbird, jast arrived,
and seeking information, began to ques.
ton the man nearest to him; and that
man Glanced to be Bishop Donnerman
1t might be supposed that the youthful
prelate would, at least, treat the old min.
lister with respect; but he hardly did it.
His answers we're crisp. and almost re-
polling. At length Mr.. Starbird asked
"Ah, by the way-who preached last
EVENING""
81 preached myself" answered the
Bishop. with unnecessary dignity.
"Howa" returned the old gentleman,
elevatng his shaggy bIows. "Prsaehed
yoursefF"
"Yes, sir"
swell. Bishop. you had one advantage
over Saint Paul, at all events; you
preached upon theme which must have
been perfectly familiar to you. Paul
preached, not himself, but Christ Jesus the
Lord"
1t is needless to say that oil present
acre startled. The effect upoa the Bishop
wss marked lie oould rot bat s~e The
hap point, - ~eii - feel IL: and IL re
vtaied - him. tor. the f-eiing. of the
t~sthr-n r~ner.Ily. FrDm thxs time b
sxs a t.~sfez m s@-~~w hanhae. H11
m.~e saialng ~ - sr~- ~-~w&ss Il ne
Dss@s R4~sz.-C SAY r. Ledger
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-02-23
Uncle MOses's Lesson.

Uncle Moses is the chief executive
of a suburban colored Sunday school
Last Sunday, raising his black face
with its snowy fringe, he peered OveI
his ante. bellum "stock" and collar at the
little nigs, who we're buzzing like bees
in hive just under his nose.
"Ordshl chillen, ordah!. Don't yer
heah me, chillen2 Leetle Jim Lump
kins, dere, hesh dat talking like q con.
sterile on lection day."
When Jimmie ceased his conversation
the chief executive resumed:
II calls de detenshun OBJ de school ter
de way youse been carryin' on dis Dressed
day. Wot yer bin adoin'i Yer knows
An de way yer tongues 10 bin csrrus-
catin is scaa'lous."
The black fingers pushed the tall col
lar back and pulled the black chin for
"Now, I puts it ter you, an do you
all lissen, an you, too, Lie Mullins, l
ak yer dis question-How menny eyes
you chillens got9"
Chorus--"TwO."
"How menny MOVIES yer got9"
Unanimously
swat does dat mean2 It means yer
mus see twice es much Is yer tells.
Now how menny yeres yer gota"
Chorus-.:Two."
An how menny mouvesa"
''One." ,.. ..... .-.
dat means yer mus heah twice es
much es yer talks. Now, member dis
lesson, an you, Heury Giles, contribute
de papers 'rouu' fore we jines in prar."
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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-02-23

Cyrus II. MCCORMICK has won suit
against the Pennsylvania Railroad, which
will be Of considerable interest 70 trav-
elers. The ground was, in brief, that
after Mr.. Mccormick baggage hsd been
placed ON the train at Philsdelphia and
his demand for its return had been re-
fused, oa the ground that its removal
would pEesent the starting Of the train a
the proper time, the baggage sas carried
a. Ch,caso. s,orxa. and destroyed By ire
Mr.. Nca.srmick r-cov-ss iss v~l1e, ~i'h
Interxss--ta All nssEr tAzn $islo"s-ces
cart Asazl4-s EhAx stse r~~4. a3sz2< sA&s~
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msnd 20 s~En the river and rrc0an1ifre
the opposite bAnk. GcserAl Scobxief kin-
self piaagra isto the water, 81 the bead
Of . small party Of ten men. and success
fatty accomplished the required work.
General Guurko 10 . much Older man
than General Scobelef, having bsen born
In 1928. In 1916 be wss appointed .
cornet in the hussar regiment Of the
guard. Passing through the staff school,
he was in 1859 promoted tn the rank of
and served in that grade through
out the Crimean war in the Diebitsch
regiment. In 1867, he was appointed
Of the Emperor's squadron,
and also to post in the Emperor's suite.
In 1861, he became colonel and com
regiment of hussars during the
Polish campaign of 1868. Promoted to
the rank of major-general in 1857, he
commanded the regiment of mounted
grenadiers Of the Guard from that date
until 1878, when he succeeded to the
command Of the first brigade Of the Sec
ond division of cavalry OF the Guard. In
1875. he became lieutenant general,
and October last was placed in command
af force of $4,000 infantry, 5000 cav
olry, and twenty four guns, all belonging
to the Imperial Guard. -..4..
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wealth sad loag lite am still looking
for - gent. my d~Ar. ms len I 81 very dark,
nor 50 very light; nor he isn I 80 very
tall which wish TO tell you the truth
and not deceive you--nor SO very short.
but q good provider, and one as can
make home happy" And now and then
| am troubled with vague regrets that
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jones' Chill.

He was dry-hadnt been 80 dry since
the strike, but there Was no saloon near
by, and he had passed the last drug store.
He knew Mrs. Jones had little old Hem
messy about the house that she put in
puddings and pies, and be sat down ON
the doorsteps and wondered how he could
save it from being wasted in such fxings,
a. economy was his motto. A scheme
finally dswned upon him, and he opened
the door and felt his way back to tho
ice cooler, got up in chair and dshed
ont q piece of ice, buttoned up his coat
and turned up his collar. Then he stags
gered up stairs, ice in hand, and met Mr.
Jones.
"Whst's the matter, Jones.-been drill
ing9" mo" said Jones, with sigh and
SILVER. "Caucus2" "No, no caucus"
"Another striker "No-chill," said
Jones, ss he sank into chair and slipped
the ice into his coat pocket. Feel THAI
hand" "Oh, myw and she shuddered.
Then she got . blanket and put over him
and said she would make him some hot
tea. As she started for the kitchea Jones
called her back, and with sigh, suggest
cd if there was little alcShol about ~
house il would be better. There wAs nos
= bit, but she had little brady for
cooking purposes. jones gsse shake,
and saidif would answer il she hsd In
tie hNs water and sugar 10 make IL palst-
xh.e They were o. hssd 10 too uinusss.
ksa uhise she pollsa 81 hrs b-ors ssA
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After-Dinner Speeches.

It is not every orator who can make
a successful after-dinner speech. 1t de.
mands more wit than eloquence, and an
adaptation to those who, being full OF
turtle and turbot, would rather be
pleased than instructed. To listen to
one who knows how to do it is pleasant,
but to hear wearisome man stammer
out dislocsted sentences is painful.
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ner was asked to respond to toast COM
plimentary to the army. He was hero
in the field, but 60 panic-stricken was
he when standing on his legs at din.
ner. table, that he said,-
"May it please your Royal highness, l
rise-the army-the British army
whose valorous-hem, hem,-I say the
army
Here friend pulled the gallant SOL
der by the coat-tails and whispered,
"rhank the gentlemen and sit down."
The general obeyed.
Another distinguished officer, ON SINH
lar occasion, knowing that he had been
chosen to return thanks for the army, in.
stead Of dining, made pencil notes. He
may have outlined q good speech, but
what he salu was
MY lords and complementary lords
and gentlemen,-unexpecte called"
here he looked at his notes,-"I
say unexpectedly called upon here
the notes dropped under the table,
England is an nd,-and-and'-
here he paused for some time-.and
long may che remain So"
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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1878-05-30
LEG Al
Resolution.

REsoLv&D, That the town OF River Falls
take the benefit Of chapter So OF General Laws
OF the Stats OF Wisconsin for the year 1869,
entitled Az act authorizing towns containing
villages nss incorporated, to provide lookup
or place OF confinement for the safe keeping
and detention of drunken and other disOrd-
erly perseas on the streets ofany such village
not Incorporated.
REsoLFE0, That no person shall be upon the
streets OF fhe village If River Falls, In said
town, in ytate Of intoxioation, or in a state
bordering apon intoxication, and that any
person beng upon said streets in a state OF
ntoxicati9a or in state bordering upon in
toxicatiol shall be deemed guilty OF disord-
eriy conduct within the provisions Of chapter
So of the EA@s OF Wisconsin passed IN 1869.
REsoLvysa, That no person shall use loud,
boisteroHs, indecent br prolane language up
on the streets OF the village Of River Falls,
and in anQ public place, or in any building
used and 3requcnted l'y the public in said
village say person using such language in
such place. or places shall be deemed guilty
Of disordegiy conduct within the provisions
OF said chaa5ter IS aforesaid.
No per.a5n shall tiFeT or knock any balls
or other missiles, or fire guns or pistols with
IN the linAss OF the public streets of said viii
lage.
Any person offending against these ordi-
nances may be prosecuted as provided in
said chag.er SO aforesaid and it is hereby
made the duty OF any constable within said
town to assest any person offending against
the PROVISIONS Of this ordinance, and bring
him before any Justice Of the peace OF said
town to he examined ~ provided by law.
River E4lls, April I'd, 1878. 4a-3ln