Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-08-08
Wit and HzlnzOr.

pared to meet an Oat.
When a man loses S5, he must advertis
if he wants to get a scent oft.
Is it any reason why teacher shoul
never lose his temper because he keep
cool?
Sentimental young grammali,,ns an
very apt to parse ''love" as a ''fiLe-nigh
verb"
i What is the difference between a bar
figure and an ancient song? One is nudity
and the other an old ditty.
The difference between goose and som,
men is, that the goose never gets into ho
water until it's dead.
An exchange, essaying to compliment +:
'Live Stock Journal" observes that it l.
edited by man whose head is chuck full
of live stock.
'1've lost my Appetite said a gigantic
fellow. II trust" said friend, ''that nc
poor man has found it, for it would ruin
him.
Bees neither hum not buzz, 1t has been
discovered that the noise made by them is
a lament. They feel sorry that they can't
sting Il dozen boys at once.
How l4-S the female
Who has a man 2 love;
4 love is truly heav'n on earth,
As love is above.
st. Louis Journal.
We heard of drunken man recently
who came in c'ntact with a bafber:pble,
and thinking it was mis- wife, abused her
for buying striped stockings.
A Dutchman was about to make a jour-
ney to his f:ltherland. and, wishing to say
''good-bye' to friend. extended his hand
and said: '.Vcll, off l don't come back.
hullO."
''The boy stood on the burning i:c.:k''
but he only succeeded in saving the j; OK
of clubs, the nine of hearts and four of
spades. The other Give believe there
are 20 cards in deck, but VIC may be
wrong-wcre irretrivably ruined.
A laundering compositor, in setting up
the toast Nv Woman-without her, man
would be savage" got the punctuation
in the wrong place, which made it read
'Woman-without her man, would be a
savage
"Dck," said an impatient girl to her dill
atory beau. ''you have beeit paying your
distresses to me long eiiough. 1t is time
you made known your contentious, So as
not tU krop in nwnensa any longer"
He ''disposed'' on the spot.-Commercia
Adtertisc,:,
The jokers who Included piece of stain
ed brick among the geological specimens
which they placed upon tile desk Of the
professor, as objects worthy of his ex-
planatory remarks, received the following
reward: Taking up one of the specimens,
lie said: "This is one of baryta from the
Cheshire mines. This" holding up an
other, sic a piece of feldspar from the Port
land quarfits. And tllis," coming to the
brick, ''is piece of impudence from some
member OF the class"
1t does man good to have right hearty
laugh; neither is it inconsistent With the
serious business of life. The rtian who
never laughs is fit for stratagens and
spoils. Well, nothing more provokes
good laugh than the peculiar wit of the
Hibern'an. We have enjoyed this, more
over, to our hearts content, and now pass
it over to you: Two twin-brothers looked
so much alike that it was difficult to tell
them apart. Pat owed one Of them
grudge, but he couldn't tell which. One
day he met what he thought was the Of
fender, and got ready to swing his wrath
full shillalah. TO make sure that he was
right. however, he asked: 'Is this you, or
is it your brother?" The young man took
in the situation and answered: ''Oh, I'm
only my brother, Pat" Pat loosened his
grip of his stick and walked away, saying:
s.Be me faith, it's mighty lucky for We that
you're not yourself, that's all."-N. Y.
Herald.