Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1878-12-05
sips ofFun.

Some prejudiccd observer cay
that young women utter those llt
tie screams not from fear, but Il
attract attention.
Brilliant and impulsive people
have black eyes. If they dom
get them to begin with they gel
them sooner or later.
Girls will be girls, says the
| Reading Eagle o, no; that's &
mistake. Ii the girls wishes are
consulted they'll all be- married
women some day.
Marriages by telegraph may
be romantic, but some day 4
widow may discover that they
are not worth shucks to hold
property by.
The affectionate husband al
ways takes of his boots in the hall
when he comes home late at night,
that the slumber Of innocence may
noe be disturbed.
So many murderers about to
tbe hanged "hope to meet US all
| in Heaven" that we have about
concluded to start for the other
place.-Neav Hares Register.
An Omaha deacon remarked
the other day: cit is singular
dispensation of Providence that
whenever our river is muddy, our
milk and beer are also muddy"
The English Shakers sing and
kick each other as they sing. u
yer here it is usually the people
who have no part in the singing
that feel most like doing the kick
ing.
Tbey have commenced to put
up butter in cans for expectation.
By this means we can work oil a
good deal of hair, which the for
eigners will buy, and be none the
wiser until they open the can.
"Satan died here" reads a
Pittsburg sign, but it was not
until an astute Allegheny
Dutehman inquired when he
died there that the people un-
derstood that they could get
satin dyed
A boy In Ohio has three eyes,
one where the left ear ought to
be. This is mean. The boys
of other States can't have but
two eyes. Ohio gets everything
under the present administra-
ton.
"There are bad men," says
Mr.. Talmage, "who sing like
angels on Sunday" Newspa-
per men never sing like angels,
and if Mr.. Talmage alluded to
lawyers why didn't he come out
| like man and say so.
Charles (playtully). "How
much really did that hat cost,
Jennie?" Jennie-"If you re-
ally want to inspect the bills for
my dry goods, Charles, there is
way to do it." And what
else could Charles do but pro-
pose on the spot.
Graveyard Poetry.
Mote Book Of a Boston Gravestone-Cu Cutter
/ Sacred to the memory of Sarah Ann Bly,
Oh mournful day
/ That stole away
Poor Mrs. Bly,;
Who chanced to die
Of sky
In her eye
Socket.
Jeremy Taylor was the philoso
pher who went off all by himself
and forged out the wise remark,
that "marriage is the nursery OF
heaven" We have seen some nur
series, following marriage, that die
not exactly fill the bill of our i'm
agination as to what heaven ough'
to be.
!, 1t is a profound problem in con
nection with boy hood that 1t re
quires about four hours to learn
verse Of Scripture by heart, ant
not more than four minutes t.
learn ten verses OF d comic SON.
} sung by the end man at the min
strels. It's a remarkable fact tha'
some things come easy while 9th
ers don't come at all.
A Dublin woman was arrested
/ for simply setting a bull dog upor
!. her husband, aged eighty years
while he was sick in bed, the ami
NAL iDjuring the man so badll
that he was not expected to live
1t seems that a woman can't hav
any fun at all over the down-trod
den country. There is no encour
agement to keep a cross dog II
Dublin.
A Western editors accoun
, of a TRANSMISSION OF blood into
rival: @An enormous jackas
, was procured from the eo1ntr.
} and taken. up into the editoris
E rooms. The surgeon opened it
femoral artery near the neck
and carefully inserted an oil
piece of gas pipe. This wa
E connected with Mr.. Brown
8 ingular vein, and about lou