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RUSSIAN PREPARATIONS.

THE CITY OF PARA NOT PURCHas BIZ NUS
covITE AGENTS ACTIVE PREPARATIONS IN
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. sprAs AT WORK.
[Dy TELEGRAPH TO THE HERALD
PHILADELPHIA, May 70, 1873
The stories that have beeu tclcgraphed from here
that tho Russian agents have been negotiating for the
purchase Of the City Of Para, tho new steamer Tor
John Koach's Brazilian line may DO authoritatvely
contradcted. Your correspondent has tho assurance
OF Mr.. Roach, VINO passed through here this
evening, that the City OF Para IL not TO
DO sold The Para to-day LETT Chester for New York,
where she will DO completed time to sail for Brazil
on Juy6 II is not likely thut any Of Mr.. Rosch's
ships will DO secured by the Russians. Tho Cramps
IRE the only sblpbuildcrs III tins nexhborhood who
will be nkey do this work Tor that government.
RUSSIANS PUSHING rue WORK.
Two OF the Russian officers who came to this city
on Thursday night have takon quarters Ia tho Ken
sington district OF this city, near Cramps shpyard,
whero California and the Columbia Iie. Work on
vessels Is being pushed rapidly, and gangs
OF men engaged night and day. nrm IN Bridge.
port Coma, has received the contract Tor manuac-
turing cartridges Tor the Russians but Il not true
city
ENGLISH AT WORK.
The English government representatives are much
exercised because OF tho presence Of tho Russian
officers and The activity that prevails at Cramps
shipyard Spics IN the employment OF the Consul
have sought obtain admission to The shipy ard AND
tho Russians urc followed In all their movements
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STARVING MINERS.
[BY TELEGRAPH r, rHE HERALD

IBY TELEGRAPH To- THE HERALD.
ST. LOUIS. NO., May IS, 1873.
A special despatch from Dclleve, ILL.,, this alter
noon states that the condition OF the striking miners
is do,orabs LOO beng on tho verge Of starvaiion
md nothing IN prospect TO obtain sustenauc, Tor
themselves and famiiics. Not q mine IN the country
around RAIDS Station Bellevue and Dutcn Hollow has
been worked for month, The coal operators
Gently met In East 81. Louis and decided to pay
tho miners two and hall cents per busheL
their demand, and next morning, Thursday, about
1--WE hundred miners went to work in the pits, but
ng tue operators did not intend 10 pay them
the STIPULATED two aud half cents they VII hdrew
from the mines In body, and have since refused TO
work uncss Tue proprctors OF tho coal mines acccde
to their dcinands
BEGGING BREAD.
In Dutch Hollow andsn Rabs station the miners
are in = condition than ~ any other places
There hundreds OF men. women and children daily
walk begging tor bread. In some instances
they have turned IN the wot, damp weather,
women. chiidrcn and old men ankle, tho doors
OF the huts bong shut III their faces by tho
strong hands OF the owners. A committee were In
East ST. LOUIS tins morning soliciting subscriptions
OF money and iooi for tho relief of tho suffering
miners. ft
DANCER IN DELAY SETTLEMENT
Though The situation continues quot many oil the
miners desperate and growing more daily, and
the opinion strongly prevails that II no compromise
between the aud operators is Effected nj an
early day thorc will DO serious trouble
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CHINA AND JAPAN.

THE BRADFORD CASE IN NEW LIGHT-THE
MAcGowAN LETTER NOR STOLEN DnITIsH
AND RUSSIAN CRUISERS
SAN FaAxcIsco. May rs. 1878.
Advicss by the steamer China, from Hong Kong,
state that the Bedford case has takcn fresh de-
parturc. DR.. MacGowan the wrtor Of letter which,
toward tho close OF last year, o. b. Bradford, late
Woo Consul General at Shanghai, was punished for
stealing. now avows In public letior that It was not
stolen NJ all.
TORNADO
A tornado lately swept across Canton River doing
great damage on either bank and on the artificial
island OF Shamcen, which IL occupied a. = British
settlement.
BRITISH RUSSIAN CRUISERS.
Tho British and Russian naval squadrons have been
amply coaied and provisioncd anu all Of the Russian
and OF the English ships atcly left the harbor.
wiIhin short time Of each other They were ut kooc
u few days since, but have left that port. Tho Rus
san fleet represented IN Yokshama by the 1agship
Doyan which has jusI returned from cruise. Bust
very dull, OWING to LOAF Of war between
England Russia.
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EX-JUDGE BISHOP HELD.
[sY rfLEcEAPH TO THE HERALD.1

BY TELEGRAPH TO THE HERALD.
BALTIMORE May rs, 1878
A preliminary hearing In tho case OF ex-Juigc
George W. Bishop had bciors Police Justice
Johns to-day and tho accused was hold IN $4,000
BAH BY advice OF counsel an examination was
waived, and the case sent directly TO the Grand
Jury. Judge Bishop was clltd u.on by your
correspondent, but declined TO make any statement
The auth ories are Investigating several other cases
OF estates winch adjusted when Bishop WIS
Judge OF the orphans Court, and " is believed when
the case cumos trial some startling Developments
viii be made. In one instance u IL alleged that
legacy OF 900 traced to Bishop VINO With Holn
suod Tor that amount and retained the proceeds Tho
names of tho persons entitled to the money were
found written on the certificate and tho Endorsements
arc supposed TO DO forged. Many prominent poiiti.
clans called Bisbop to-day anu there 10 consdcsa.
bic syn pathy manifested tor him.
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MIDNIGHT WEATHER REPORT.
WAR DEPARTMENT,
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF SIGNAL OFFICER,
WASHINGTON, May 2G-l A. n.

WAR DEPARTMENT,
OFTlc. THE CHIEF SIGNAL OFFICER,
WASHINGTON, May 20-l A. n.
Indicdti0na
For tho Middle States and New England falling,
possibly followed BY rising barometer, incrsasng an
warmer southerly Winds vcering 70 slightly cooler
westerly, partly cloudy and CLOUDY weather with rain
areas accompanying thunderslorms
For tho South Atlantic and East Gulf Statcs, fall
ing, followed by rising barometer, southwest 10
northwest winds, nearly stationary temperature,
clear partly cloudy weather, and 10 the iormcr
casional raina
For tho West Gull Statee, falling, possibly followed
by rising barometer, southwest TO southeast winds,
nearly stationary temperature. clear partly cloudy
weather. aud in tho western portions. rain areas.
with WINDS temporarily shifting 10 cooler northctiy
IN tho northern portion
For Tennessee, the Ohio Valley and lake region.
generally higher prcssurcs and lower temperatures
fresh and brisk wost to north Winds clear and partly
cioody weather and occasional rams
For tho Upper Mississippi and Lower Missouri val-
leys rising and stationary, followed by falling bAro-
c,cr northwest to northeast winds cooler, ccar ana
partly cloudy weather and possibly occasional rains
with winds shifting TO castcrly In the latter.
Tho Missouri River aud Mississippi from ST. Louis
TO Memphis continue rising.
Clutonary signals continue at Eastport. Portland,
Thatchcr's Island, Boston aud Wooa's Hole
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THE TORNADO.

ADDITIONAL DETAILS or IT'S RAvAoEs-
GREArRR LOSS OF LIFE THAN WAS Al FIRST
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. FoRCE AND VIOLENCE
OF THE wIND-onEAr DESTRUCTION or
PROPERTY. a
MADISON, Wia. May 26, 1875.
Further reports from The district visited by the
tornado Indicate that the loss OF nfe aud property Is
far greater than was az nrst reported. Additional
particulars learned from farmers ana others who
camc 10 this place for supplies.
THE COURSE srogM.
Tho town o! Perry seems to have been the nrst
place In this county touched by the storm. Thence
u swept across tho lower part Of the county, entering
Jefferson county, Port Atkinson. II vcercd
around TO north aud then to the east, Primrose
Perry ana Montrosc in this county suffering severe
damage.
LOSS or LIyE AND PROPERTY.
Reports indicate that thirty vos lost aud bo-
tween nifty and a hundred Injured this county
aionc. The track Of the storm 10 everywhere marked
by desolAtion aud ruin. Its width 10 from quarter
TO half mile. II lifted IN several places only to
como down III vthcrs with renewed Jury aud force.
xLEcrxtc ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
II was accompanied ny thunder and lightning Of the
most terrifying nature he belt OF country traversed
Is low and wcta favorable dition Tor the develop
mcnt OF atmospheric electricity
FoiMgR VISITATION
storm Of ike intensity passed over nearly tho
same belt OF country about twenty live years ago.
THE WORST YET TO Dix LKAkNkp.
News from the Interior Is veiy SLOW In reaching
here, but nom already received Is evident
that the worst yet to DO icarncd The loss OF life
and properly cannot be estimated but Will undoub-
cdy reach hundreds or III ousunds Of dollars TO prop
crty, whc the loss OF lie II Is feared will largely cx.
coed tho present estimate.
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VISITING MILITARY.
oLpIERLY 0RKETlNos MA WEE

EXCHANGE OF soLprERLY GREETINGS DE1 wEgN
oLoRorA AND SOUTH CAROLINA.
(BY TELEGRAPH TO THE HERALD.
CHARLESTON, s. O.. May 10, 1878.
The visit Of Governor Colqunt and the Cato City
Guards, Of Georgia, and Governor Hampton TO this
Guy to-day, has boon the occasion Of grand
military parade OF tue Fourth Brigade OF
sou,h Carolina Volunteer troops including all
tho citizen soliisry oil Charleston. Tho brigade
line was reviewed by the two Governors, attended BY
their respsctivs staff officers; md tho entire city
turned out " do them honor The Gate City Guards
have come here on a visit OF week, and viii DO EN-
canned IN tho city park. Governor Colquitt will
leave Tor Savannah on Monday, where he will review
the coored military Of the state on the 27.n inst
Governor mpton returned TO Columbia Tonight.
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nAvAcEs AT wAuKnsHa, WIS.

MILWAUKEE,, May 25, 1878
Much damage was done by tho tornado Thursday
night at Wauksshs, many houses unroofed, large
shade trees broken, sidewalks and fences wero
Destroyed, chimncys blown down, SC The sammor
house, spring house and windmill at tho Glen
Springs wcro completely wrecked Bethesda
Springs suffered to some extent. Ono summer house.
eight ton troes aud quarter OF q milo OF icncc
NJ tho Silurian Springs, nod the summer houses In
course oil constr uclion were completely destroyed to-
Gcther with tho wing containing the bathinR rooms
while the main building was moved ntecn loot from
Its p0sitl0n. IVY
SWEEPING EVERYTHING BEFORE
The root " lhs Town Hall was torn oil. aud the
raitcvs hurled down through Tho building with such
force to demosh everything 10 their course, being
driven into tho ground in IN upright position A. tho
Fountain House, many OF tho trees planted several
years ago wer0 cpr0otsd, togatbcr with nearly all
hosc planod this spring. Tho total loss Is estimated
~ from $40, 900 TO $50, O00
ruK VILLAGE PHILLIPS NOT DAMAGED.
Tho report that tho village OF Phillips greatly
damaged by tho tornado IL ialsc. The s.orm dad not
extend SO faF north
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SIGNED BY THE GOVERNOR.

ALBANY, ~ ". May rs, 1878.
The Governor signed tho following bills today
10 provide Tor n hail OF military record and tho
maintenance thereof
To classify tho Board OF Trustees OF the Clinton
Liberal Institute aud 10 provide Tor the election OF
said trustees.
Lmi.ing tho time and expense of completing the
Adfro lack survey.
Governor Robinson has signed al bills passed at
tbs l.e session OF the Legislature ho st has large
number OF bills hand, but no hns thirty days after
tho close OF the scsss TO act on all bills all bills not
signed within thirty days tail OF becoming a law
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CONGREGATIONS.
DESTRUCTIVE FIRE IN ST. AUGUSTINE.
my TELEGRAPH TO TIE HEaAID.I

JACKSONVILLE, Fla, May 20 1878.
St. Augustine was visited this morning by tho most
destructive lire which ever occurred III that city. II
broke out about two O'Clock in small BAKERY Ia the
rear OF Abbo,ts boarding house, noar tho
United States barracks, and was caused ny
the explosion OF .kcroscne lamp. there Is
little wind prevailed, 80 closely together arc tho
houses situated that the flames spread very rapidly
some OF tho GnoAt In tho city. Among
the number were Mrs. AbLotl's and Mrs.
G,Lbcs' boarding houses butt Of eoqulna; tho uni-
l.smbiag. city TAX collector. and SHOWS bakery.
There was only about ~, SEQ Insurance IN all. No
cst,mate of loss Is yet furnished Thc nrc swept
entire square. II was with difficulty mat tho bar.
raj a err sAg
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.

William Henry Tscscot oi South Caroinp, Is at tho
BrcvoorL William T.. Cnandlor, OF New Hambshifc,
ana John . Priest, OF st Louis, are at The Firm
Avenue. Cougressm solomon BuDdy, OF oxiori,
n. T.. Is at tho S,urtcvant. Captain Hamilton Perry,
no steamship Brtann.c is At the Everett. Rcsi-
nud Brousham. Of England, "a at the Brunswick.
Isaac H. Eaton, OF Kansas. II at tro Astor. William
McMichac OF Pniiadc, ha, 10 at tho 81. Jamo u. A.
Smith ami George Stephc., 81 Montreal, are at the
Windsor. George W. schuyler, Of Albany, Is at tho
florman.
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IMPERIAL BATHS,
ApULLiNAR1S
@-~
NATURAL
MINERAL WATER.
HIGHLY EffERvEsoESE.

Approved by tbs Academic do Medicine Of France, and
sale In France authorized BY special order OF tho
French government u
Recommsndedey the hgne medical Authorities In Now
York as:--
a great roiief for scasick ncsA"
"A delightful beverage"
.Fat sue riur 10 vichy. seIiser os any o.her.r
s'Most grateful and refreshing"
"Abscluicly pure aud wholesome: superior to MI fov
daily usy es from all the objections urged sgsnst Croton
ana artih.isly serated wstcts"
"Impre grated ony With it, Own gas"
'Jsefui and very agreeable"
'ileAlthfu and we'll suited Tor dysDcpia aud eases OF
acute disca e."
aiIdy ausac,d. asrccs well with dyspeptics and whero
there IL q EQUITY diathesix"
"Ry far the agreeable. alone mixed with wine
useful in e~tashs Of 81 mach or bladder and 10 govt"
Not only aIuxury. but 4 necessity"
10 De had vi ali Wine Merchants Gteeer Druggists and
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MURDER BY A BOY.

CiscIxSArI, ohio, My 25 1878.
A special despatch says that William Day, chors-
boy In tho family OF Mr. Hamilton, at Tsyiorsvilie,
H., on Thursday murdered Mrs. Hamilton By cutting
her head open with ar axo, whic she was lying
upon a suta unconscious In steep. The act, the boy
states. committed IN revenge for correction she
had administered the usy previous
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The KILLED AT ONE POINT.

DUBUQUE, Iowa, May 25, 1873
The Herald publishes the following additional
particulars concerning tho tornado at Mineral Point
Wa
IAN eyewitness says the killed. SO far Us he could
learn, John Coleman, Mrs. Leonard, Dan
Zimmcr's daughter, OF highland; two children Of
Mr.. Bcarisicy, Mr. and Mrs. Bohan, William Ooley.
Of Waidwck, and Mr.. Craven, OF The sanrc place.
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FIRE IN CANADA.

OTTAWA. Dat, May 20, 1878.
A block Of thirteen wooden tonononts, at the
corner Of Bridge ana Centre Streets Hull was burned
today. Loss, So 900.
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BUSINESS raorEnrY Consumed.

TOLEDO Ohio, Nay 20. 1915.
At Ottawa, Ohio, this mornirg, nrc ccsuoycd
Sboups drug store, Reeds grocery. Schcnck's sa-
loon willen's cigar munufactory studor's meat mar
kct aud dwelling, Fipp's saloon and rcsidence,
Burns saloon anu barber shop Two tee houses, sta
bIcs aud the Dayton Michigan passenger depot.
The loss 10 estimated al $4,000; largely insured.
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#.4tr CoacxA, l. L., May rs, 1873
The l. ing Island straw Works, in this village,
burned last night throwing seventy hands gu, Of
cmpioymeai. The loss on the building is xl1, 600,
partially insured. The stock snd hxures we're Owned
by Thomas Mcguire; loss, $780, insured IA tho
London anu Liverpool
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DEPOT HOTEL BURNED.

SIOUX Cry, Iowa, May 20, 1873.
The Depot Hotel at Lemars was burned THIS morr-
Ing The nrc supposed 10 have been occasioncd by
an xplosion Ut Kerosene lamp There were thirty
Ave persons ia tho house, all OF whom escaped
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THE CITY OF PARA.

CHESTER, Pa, May 20, 1873.
Tho new Iron steamship City OF Para. tor tho new
Brazilian hno. lcft tor New York Mt one O'Clock 10.
day. having on board humber Of prominent persons
from Now yvik Washington and other cities
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LARGE CATCH OF FISH.

tux TALE sHAPn 10 THE HERALD.1'
NEWPORT, H. l.. May rs. ISIS.
Up 10 this morning the fishing fleet had caught,
during Nay, 500 barrels OF porsies which Is tho
largest caten known IN these waters.
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THE WE .Tnrn YESTERDAY.


Tho following record will show tho changes in the
temperature Tor tho past twcntyiour hours, Ia c,m
parson With tho corresponding dale Of last year
Indicated by tho thermomct Hudnul's phar acy
hLnALp Huilding. No us BroadwaY:-
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New York.
Kvery genuine battle bears tho registered YELLOW
pictorial label Of tho
AroLLISAKIs COMPANY tLiNlrED). LONDON.
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ANIE.lslsS IEAlNhItN Az EMU BAlilS.
fLhcrgc, noMAs. TURKISH ASH suS nArns
oi Lexington ~. .. rncf 18th 81
Lades-Day and cvcn,n Z. aunda,s sAc pted
Every day aud all hizht Sundays aud llo
DAYS
Best Construction. hes. Sitnttion
Beet Dressing fcons. Bc.t Heating lioomf.
Host Sh mvooing Rooms. Best swimming BATH.
Best Water Privileges best q olins Rooms.
Best Eeniiial III ahcst Temperature.
Best Sham pooling. No rrutiiti5s
The attendants In all ths departments under this
direction " the prpriio OF the AID Tor
claacd Ia any bathing establishment In this any
other country
Asthmac Brcuchisl, Catarrhal. ryspepuc equity ti-v
Fever. insrnns. kidney al 'c,ions, Rheumatic and
and cheapy. more prcdy aud moro itstinsy bcno
ftci than by any other means IL
While the quality OF these Baths has steadily Improved
prices been increased. and tall to
stand that the best Baths like the ood.
cheaper than counterfeit limitations.
IMPERIAL BATHS.
No West gath st, just west OF broadway.
TURKISH. RonAS. kLkclsic. srLrnrR &C.
PurcN heat. through hrecay nues No iron pipca
Non-sDsorbinv Enamcisd Tile Floors
Best location. best attention.
Marble Shanpooing Rooms aud Scrip ulous ncAtnesa
Marble vspor and shower Rooms.
told or Tempered WAGER at wilt
cntiemen ladies who ge ntty and ro6ns.
ment sensible luxury invited nsclves
our defiance OF competition.
APuLLINARfS
NATURAL
MINERAL WATER
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Average temperature yesterday. ............. t0A
Average temperature Tor corresponding date last
1877. 1875
Weekly average. o. 81 Gill
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A-EsPENSCdEIDiS STYLES FOR STRAY

liars The stray. Msckinaw other sumuer
Hats approacEes the south
elsewhere are now nakns their pnrchass for the summer
To tr.sc and the punic generally EsPENSCiEfD would
that his ATTY les Of tJr gentlemen a
ready out. ESPENsChElD. Manufacturer lis Nassau ST.
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sassa Dealers ,hrousAoa. tho uaea s..s.s and
FREDERICK DE- sARY 1 co,


Nos. Il and a. Warren st..
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7ELEGRAPHIC NEWS
From All Parts OF the
World.
PROSPECTS OF PEACE.
The Treaty Of San Stelano an Accom-
mOdating Document.
IS Mr.. LAYARD IMPLICATED?
Further American Appointments at the
Paris Exhibition.
Tsx CABLE TO THE HxHALD.1

LONDON. May 26, 1873.
The HERALD's special correspondent OF
st. Petersburg telegraphed last night as
follows:--.'Peace negotiations are regarded
here as in fair way of satisfactory con-
clusion. After each council of ministers
the telegraph is kept actively at work for
several hours
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LYscnBuaG. Va. May 10, 1878
General q. r. BEAUaEGARp:
DEAR FRiEsD-In respons. your Inquiry the TINA
shall In New assist you superintcnd
ing drawing Grand Drawing this Louisiana state
Lottery to take pacs Tuesday June H. would rsply
that shall leave hero arrive In your city ty the
.lst lust. which will gvs ample time tul The duties
required ofuS
Your friend, JURAL A. EARLY
The following Is tho scheme Of the Grand Drawing
which Gen Early about in the above letter
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-09-04
A LITTLE OF EvERYTHINGl

A LITTLE OF EvERYTHINGl
Paneful site--A dollhouse.
A celebrated kase-6meaEkase.
Isn't II rascally to pro:rogue Con-
gresss
A fine fellow-A Justice Of the
Peace.
Can kitchen-maid penetrate
aproni
A gross error-A mistake in total
weight.
A girl may adore bangs, bat not
door bapgs.
A tight squeeze-Emhrsce of a
drunken man.
When both ends meet, do they
stake drink"
Can q proof-reader read the "proof
Of the pudding2"
The oyster is the most stew-dious
Of the bivalve family.
Tuneful lyre-The music teacher
who broke his engagement.
In the language Of the seasons,
May is some, but June is summer.
A man with a mashed head may
be given the title of crown prints.
Can a man with riaed pocket be
said to carry concealed weaponss
Time is money; of course it is, or
bow could you "spend an EVENING""
Why is the world like a piano2
Because it is full Of sharps and
fats.
What sort of voice has wash
womanHWhy. a soap-rano, OF
course.
Any child can draw an oat, but it
takes . good writer to put his name
on one.
Minnesota has female brake
man. Many female is Disposed to
break man.
The South was defeated, it is true;
but they continued to raise cane
down there.
An ill-natured editor says the wo-
men all use paint, and he ''sets his
face against it,"
A Dutchman says: OUT your knife
pes ono plsde gone, den dot knife
bin blade oud."
Why will people pay SO much
rent when they can get good house
maid for 50 or a.
Why are types like alleged crimi- |
palse BecaUse It u not proper to !
lock them up without proof
1t may seem paradoxical, but it is,
nevertheless, true, that the no-mad
dog 10 most likely to 60 mad.
Undertakes are said to be a mer-
cenary class, always watching for an
opportunity to screw you down.
A California bruiser is named Bel
cher. "Belt yourself" his cronies /
say; 1--WE don't want any Of it."
The difference between chronolo-
gist and command is-one is date |
pan, and the other is mandate.
There's slight difference between
an operation on the skull and SOUL |
lery, One is trepan, and the 9TH |
sr a pantry.
A sailor discovered kicking his
boy through the street explained
that he was only toe-ing the young |
ster into port.
A San Francisco beauty has
head Of hair switch, when uncon-
1ned, trails upon the door" She
must be hair-helle.
At some Of the city hssheries the |
butter set down before the bosrders
il like defended fort; that il, rsth- |
81 too strong to be easily taken.
What Is the difference between
the Prince of Wsles and water in q
fountainl One il heir to the throne,
and the other Is thrown to the air.
The difference between the ordi-
parry seaman and the Captain who |
uses the ropes end freely is: The
former tars the ropes, and the latter |
ropes the tars.
vGive vs. back our infancy" says
the Breakfast Table man. We don't
know but that iuvenessence OF it
left.--Yonkers Gazette. Juyeniley
sort Of way Of paying compliments.
ghsnks
The Bloomington Eye has written
an editoria! on .Why Murder is on
tha Incysase,n which was extensively
copied, without credit. Now, an
editorial on *Why Thieving is on
the Increase" is under considera-
ton. a4tH3 h