The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1878-01-03


Aud down below the dGyis dead.
And things look crumbIlng nil to ruin,
So bnck, so dismal; were II rot
For here rome billing, there some CtOin2
What would there bo to live for what!
--Wcoire MgtU.
The little village of Antwerp, n. Y,
contains sixty.two widows. No book
agent or sewing machine man, they say,
ever goes into the place without coming
out either dead or married
LIKE true woman, the Goddess of
Liberty on the big half dollars is looking
behind. 1t is a pity that the mint does
not give us the outlines OF the odious
female who has just passed her.
The cold world little realizes the sense
of desolation that shuts down on a mau
who thinks he has been handed too much
change by his grocer when he lodges
around the corner and finds it right to
cent.
"PArA," asked little six-year old
daughter OF an uptown physician,
wasn't Job doctor" " | never heard
that he wa. Why" Because mamma
said the other day she didn't think you
had any OF the patients OF job"
A DETROIT Newfoundland dog jumped
in the river and saved girls lie by car
rying her ashore by the hair of the mead.
But he didn't turn around and want her
to marry him for it, as q great many
American dogs would haze done.
A FANCY OF Worth's is that OF finishing
the back OF basQues with loops made Ivy
turning up the end of each form sepa>
rately. These loops are very effective,
are easily made, and take the place OF
more expensive trimmings; some basqueB
have but two loops, others have four.
A COUNTRY fellow went one night to
rec his sweetheart, and for long time
could think of nothing to say. At last,
snow beginning to tall heavily, he told
her that his fathers sheep would be lost.
We'll" said she, kindly taking him by
the hand " l'Il take care OF one Of then.'
"CRAzY Horse" an exchange says,
"waS the pOs#ss0r of thirty-tour sea ps,
not counting his own, and the Indians
considered him quite rich man." Aud
the cI m OF the thing is, this bloatcd
scalp.holder was the architect OF his own
fortune Every lock OF hair he possessed
WAS oi L,s own raising.
10y N''y f''''o"' nv
maj Nc" navy passenger W Wv 'Gi''I"o
Vo' "'e'l' II l'1"''o S'o"v rc"' W
courage on your part Oh, yes
maam," replied the conductor, AZ he
gently but firmly charged her ten cents
u~t" ,"n," ~, I.'s L ~ ra,o J"anr,o ;to M
farcU And os he u,sscd on she blushsd
and wondered if he meant that piece of
abundance for q commitment H,,rEvs y
wv " >
III il'''''''" ltpe'a ' "ie ''"A'hs i" s''"O
i"H, HpouV" " 'i'a'' 1T N"'P"i'''o WV
eem.y @ ''N,u w noISr Sr,i H',' ,",i tIan 't"
"olo's 'l' sV''co; no ';ui,' toi' T, ;
WV 'H'n'' ,' 'e"''' a, '''c r''", ~ s is,'Gy
u"""s" ',, -, ivS"s W p'tN "p "I'1, w. ~
H." ;', ""v" ,o". -, o:I' ""I :, to ,;r,
',,,, se. u"ue' "'n '"'' ""n ," ,iIr,
, m"' ~ VIII m S.' .iSe you 'osee % ~" ,",'y ,,y
1"u L L"" i','e I @ vIo i"'nc @ 'a'"' o''' '"'
Ir i. rcl,t,d or ,hc "r,Ir Aimee thot
travelling townd tho setting nuu in a
u"'V'i"S ''""'" VIZ "'V'"S '"'' !"
sleeping car she WAS awakened by the
embrace OF pet bear, who had escaped
from his master and found his way into
the berth OF the ialr songStresS, and that,
bong uncertain OF her nocturnal yl'ltor'
situation. she observed with sume spir,t
" hal heir the Shentlemen of the west
Is rough, but, monsieur, you might at
least take OIL your ulstare "