The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-05-30
EVERYDAY SPICERIEs.

You can't make horse drink. It Is
different with men.--Break5ast Table.
"GoINa to Paris" Non, non, mon
sieur, Jenai pas le spondulex.- Rochester
Chronicle.
A Anss-TAKE- Getting married..
Ddnielsoncille Sentinel Not if you marry
a widow.-Gowandd Enterprise.
The inventor of the coal oil stove was
bachelor, but close observer. ~ Break
fast Table.
LET us not condemn all the bank
presidents. Let US remember that there
are two or three who really haven't
been found out.-Bufdlo Ermcss.
CHE was generous to fault .n-Er-
change. That is Just what is the matter
with some of us. We treat our faults
too kindly.-M y Commercial Aducr-
tiser.
THERE is a discount on the most
perfect happiness" A rather pretty
little conceit written by brother para
grapher one week after marriage.-M
Y Neacs.
A BOY with patch on his knee can't
be hired to go on an errand to the next
house, ut he will follow band wagon
;sn,t M drassod ~ n ~ hroaJoio+h - e. d. psss a.s'
'0H ~ :. $50 - ~. o.vau,,es - y'''.
DE boldI Be boidi and everywhere be bold;
Be not too bold" Yet better the excess
Better III Ike % Hector M in the III eid % to die. i'
Than like the perfumed Paris turn and ~: u
"THE moon is always just the
sams ,.J n5 saru iaas 3 Iao a 's1s,. =,
lgse u ~ Will Il:e ciicIs, sne iespe.lueu.
ae 0'on 1a.ss., sae u1ns anu poue ~ si'As'' ioi
- TT. ! '0S 1ps' sat !, :.
az Sau oiu ilasaan WY ssoou la Ia an Iii
1a 1niiu Iaso ma.ons : sanc u ps'e sa..i pa.i
y;eh yJs.shuay sty,~s maI y ;Tn,w nd asS fth lI ~
"IiIn fowl sI' I wav mt, nt9 % Renorra % TN thouaht D
- q aao ,o.', : n,n1a mda ~ ;ac;snat; Gozstts
~ "11 80 '0' : -, -.
a.i I1AEhCiSE your pa.losco .9l awnl'9 l,9
ahu you WV - H. ~ plavs, os sa,u sno haJ U,J
rpac.nt1n o ~ oS sh;rasa a ~ "a yas va
io0eIsy n"1 p Pus -. .a.;ast Sa;ns 20
Dus > uun aa .ha naso @ an Pas.g - A.d o.,
Zee, 1i, wac 'no iep'y.-o oo"'"''s V'''' DA'-
'oo~i aNvvrD mo,rv for wo.,th y sov.
ts- =. ~ .,. &c ,,t1 -. ...,s..,Ls. ,.y 49, =
sonsompoa I"u ~. lo.ne.p1. y ~ suSs ~
r. borse 10. With =; ms osa sd-roof and 3 s;ivsr.
Mated aoor-beIi as one who HASN'T anv
tb;no bnt an auburn head and an am;a-
hla d;snos;t;on
D. so,ao uoro va;l of ta.r
nu11 sauSuea Se,d -. III em :, ssaas No,
G CIape. q ueau m i"nJo nu .o,o0' luy t
Olose quaIoe.lnc launuly. pus-
" joIdss,s aoI.d ma ou. .sar ns 9 ~ x
shoes shoes Mines his business Senator
Iones Of Neyada-Roston B,slletin
IT, ,r,;ss;on oe a. ,vord q ,gh;,a u
81 ~ a.. oII fa11nu; =. ny 49, tt.~ad I h,
i,,n mum 80 e4S A. ,ums son tho u Earror
onu Ui, =, a.tordar .nt o UeaJa = ny - . ha
0auo ySsteaua, ma - 81 va. ta - 70 oS T
somemma' s ataao ea%asdn' yn o'ssoI fsw Jars aoa
saw some posaIII n .Im S1y1 49,
ulgglng poS'Tiioi0' "Aso'"'ese' Ae"'o
cruz.
THE Graphac says the razor was never
invented, that II Always existed, ana Is
known TO be over Ten tnousane years
OLD: Ihat releases 9omeDody ilo@ an
awIui TesponsiDinty.-C,ancs"nd DTeqS-
fast 1dote. Adam ana Eve were tne
! n easfs-1IJzs,.s'- -fIzase1s'-=z>'aa=s -fassss
oain.L---n'AyAao'e',...,- oainL-n'Ay .-- Aao'e'
a NEW JERSEY eaitoe was Iec9nlly 9
sent 10 tne penltentlary Ior nDei. iney
usually nne an eai1ol one o. cenl L;,;ae. LOT ana.
ohehse, pu. II siiis 1aSo .le Ploparn.Sy
Is tnat, oming W iacA u aus p s.aen
ana scatci,y y. Jop molA, .ne poI .ua,
low coulun ;s. lai:e sne money, th, dna ana
glau W oo v%.sc Wl. on IA.nI "a aip.'''' ~
PrisonnielI'--C prise Cou' 'o' -ooa'"us'
UNDER the head OF Purglng Fly
mouth Church, the New YORK papers
tell how the church authorities are pre-
pairing to eject over four hundred de-
iinquent members: There VIII ne some
diversity OF opinion as 70 wnetner sne
expelled members WIN not pe Puineo
by the process ratner more tnan tne
church.-fhasddetpnad 1asee.en,
a fRENcHMAS s1ooa oesiag !. canal :,
poat lately, mneI .ne :aI CaIlnsls wei
naking 1,aip1 .oII;o S.asV fr"ad I . aLont ai /;
les. ne was s1ln = iieno D. aDous :,
alcelwaro, an9 s'1 ne sAiu ~ fa., ~. = :
noise ne Pe M my ear iuii up sos - :
moocn OF Il, zat y take .mo VI &c W
several Gays 70 ge1 $500 u sas,e u ous u NJ
ears py gar n".'e',a's /. n'''.
IHE large numoer ol peoPlS, , VINO p~l :
I'M sne snun1DSx .nas III, once &c, osiVSesu ;eS 49,, !
inomas I Jenerson WIN leain WIN sriio'
that ihemas never carried q snun- Doa
IDetrom rree @ rress. nut ;is.o sacn one ~ :
tnese snun-poAes u sne iuen.lca. al ~ I
tnat Jenerson woulo nave owaea nau sa.,i =
: carriea snun-o9x, anu Inls aac' s,io9. 81
0one Gown tne oisappoih.lnenMs III VI va
present owne1s.I.so,Tas.E'Gn .,, = aeIa.a.
oooN tne Diae Olra WIN pe 'M,s0er,n ths !
upon Ine Dueulng tiee sooa sn1 esa1:a, s..ia
poy WIN pe ioolins WIN :no AS'.ts ~
6umpie pee, soon tne g1wslip anu "
aalsy miu Ine Clover WIN ;n aPPear .,,S;u sIu
tne moonlisn. Selenauet a. WI. o;a~n :: ma'. an
on ms ear, anI sui .ne a.as ma.uen o,.r a, -
neI lover wiz pe ta.SS IupD,nS Samo moDes = ha -