Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-03-08
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did Mrs ronioy vet the medicine !
ordered yesterday" z" Thomas; IL
h'lccvc -, sir; | see MI The blinds down
this morning, "-jai0
The ncNt Governor Of Illinois will
pardon Mnde, and, finally, he viii he-
come Y fenitcntiary Commissioner. n
Sheriff, Congressman, er something.
". loujS Ten,
The indianapolis Jomaol has topped
again, and says the salvation vi the
country depends on tho President sign.
| ing the silver bill Nsomcbody hold
the joWalai down with shh, South
Bend Yib,nc.
An editor says he heard recently how
Y man cured ncighhor newspaper.
borrower, |; Is told thus. Mr.. Jones,
father wants to borrow your paper; he
only wants 10 read il" well, go
back and ask Your father to lend me-
his supper; | only want to cat IT, The
next evening the boy did not como.
Tho unavoidable question: (which
is which, and which isntH" hns already
hron aGlMted i'll Alphonso's household.
The young man was heard to inquire
the other morning, in tones of tho
deepest agitation "Seo here, You so.
called Majesty who's doing tins king.
ing, anyhow YOU or lg'--M CVy Der,
rick
| \ creditor III Maysvillc, Ky, sought
to get M attachment ON the ground
that his debtor had said: I'm geiag 10
sell out aud 10 to hell, thus lustlyng
H. a h.1t.,f fit,tt .,,t,,,.I..l ~
State. The justice decided that The
remark was no indication thut tho
debtor meant to 80 out of Kentucky,
CMeiancti Times,
Daring the recent civil war there
were two volunteers lying beneath their
blankets. looking upa the sturs Inn
Virginia sky, says Jack; What madc
Nou 80 into the army, romT' WELL
replied Tom, :" had no wife nnd loved
war What mnde you Join the army,
Jack n "Wcll,' ho replied, !" had Il
wife and loved peace.
When Martin Van Buren, was told ot
the marriage Of hs son, Smith Van
l}uren, hc said; thought ho had
given that girl up. Well, he's ruined.
size il very rich. Now hu'll give up
his profession of tho law. where he had
great ability, and become really rich
mnn~-thc lensC usefuluf human things.
| Poor Smith" =
Cnicago boasts of n woman that has
hair seven feet long, Now, We aro not
il netting man, but we arc ready 10
wager everything we own, right down TO
our suspcndcr buckles, that this is the
woman who makes our butter. Dan.
bury NtlCs. We have shorter article
for a less price, il tho Dnnbury Nems
disllkes to change his regular diet
Inter- Occdn.
Well, Tsc been notissin dat do
white iolkcs since dc wnh don't hab
haf cs much time to work in ~ day
used ter" !" And why2' "Kaso fore
dc wah DC white folkes nebber riz I'LL
tho roosters crowed. Now, wild 40
many loose niggers in de land, roosters
y pow'ful skasc, mn when or white
man ress under de fusion dat day don't
break till somefin' hollers, he's licrbul
ter loose de 10 clock trane cbcry day
in the yeah '--lildnm Constitution.
Russian women 80 out o! doors with
Their children, but seldom with their
husbands. and u man is not expected
to take notice of another mans wife
by bow'ng TO her if she passes him on
tAo streets. One of tho sights which
surprise u Russian of the midland
cities most when he goes to st. Peters.
burg, Moscow or Odessa, IL to notice
the promiseuous How Of both sexes
IN the streets and in places Of amuso-
mcnt.
An uptown man and his wife agreed
recently to learn u verse of Scripture
every evening and repeat il to oach
other for mutual improvement. The
first night, however, her quotation
happened 70 be: Am not thy rul-
err and his was 70 tie effect thai cd
be hanged if she was; and the results
Of the plan 80 far haT been that he has
taken 70 drink, and exhibits Willingness
20 sleep in the woodshed nights. .--EJ-
.hatge.
TIE latest Washington social scnsa.
.lon II the engagement Of Senator Don
'uplnran ~ M taa Suits. I,..,.&n., ~