The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1878-10-02
FOR THE LADIES.

The favorite flower for wedding bonnets-
marrygold.
Scandal will soon be swinging round the
sewing circle.
A Boston girl spoke of Lord Beaconsseld's s
new honor as the ''order OF the elastic"
The latest style in hair is lunatic fringe.
1t is very popular for moonlight partings.
Many beautiful laGies when walking out
are angry if they are gazed at, and indignant
If they are not
A man has recently invented an apparatus
for arresting and extinguishing sparks. Are
the girls going TO stand that?
Auntie: 'Cecil, don't be so rudel You
should not kiss gentiemenr" Cecil: "Why
not, auutie? You dop'-Judy.
"Llzzie"-Yes it certainly is the correct
thing Tor young lady to cat a swell, provid-
ed always she is positive he is a swell before
she cuts HIM.
1t is discovered by the Cincinnati Break
fast Table that omen never sleep in church
so 1t is safe to assume that the clergyman is
invariably young and unmarried.
Crushing refinement: Lady: And how
long have you been out of placel Lady help
Indignant at ''out of piace'): L have been
NAL apropos only few weeks, madam.
Gail Hamilton can't sharpen lead pencil
any better than any of the rest OF her sex.
She turns them over Ia bunches of twenty
to machInist to put new points on them.
six days of the week he's invisible, and
on the seventh he's incomprehensible, ~ was
the account which a dissatisfied old lady
gave Of her pastor and his ministrations.
Minnesota girls who are out plowing and
drop down for a rest and nap wake up and
find their long golden hair gone-cut off by
some designing villain sent out by an east
ern hair store.
Mrs. Partington, in illustration of the pro-
verb, "A soft answer turneth away wrath," f"
says that cit is better to speak paregorically
OF a person than to be all the time finging
epitaphs at him."
A Boston man advertises, "Wanted-girls
to crochet" Any girl who submits TO that
is likely to be w0rsted. It's crewel thing,
but then we've heard of chap darnin' his
girl because of the crothets in her head.
Young Swellington (spliloquizing, ss he
sees two young ladies in fashionable walking
dresses): Baw Jove, the seals have escaped
from the aquarium and are taking q stroll.
Devilish graceful creatures, baw Jove!
Gail Hamilton is nominated for president
VI Nhooni Coilchcs LUIS - III
tended to harmonize the two parties which
are respectively insisting that nobody but a
man and nobody but woman should be
head OF that institution.
A gentleman on walking out on Sunday
evening met young girl whose parents lived
near his house. Where are you going Jen-
nie?' said he. Looking for son-in-law tor
my mother, sir" was the smart reply. Jen-
ME, in fact, was going courting.
When young ladies go out blackberrying
they should be careful where they stand. A
young lady living not far from Mohawk went
the other day, and II so happened that she
stopped directly over a humble bees nest.
Distance 10 the house, half mile; time, two
AMI one-half seconds.-Mohawk Indepen-
dent.
II know where there is another arm just
as pretty as this one, said young Oil citi-
zen 10 his sweetheart as he pinched her fair
arm yesterday evening. The storm that
quickly gathered upon the lady's brow as
quickly passed away when the young man
punched the other arm and SAID, 1T Is this
one, dear."-0il City Derrick.