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The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
QUE NEXT MAYOR.

I sior is demanded to make Mr.. All
i's success absolutely certain. It ID
iise that the mayor OF the chief city 81
pglaware should be 10 political agreement
aM{sf the majority Of its people. 1t Is fur.
tbrT important that be should be 4 man d
hjeh and pure character. This, no mar
d6dk', the candidate Of the Democracy to
bs The every day life and business char
acies ~ John P. Almond Is the best guar
ssltep that be viii gil the Office wisely and
discsecly, and govern the city justly. He
deserves 800 majority It Is written that
~ Nall receive 500.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
FOUNDRY ACCIDENT.

George Pyle, employed at Pickles Fouu>
dry, over Eleventh street bridge, was badly
burned about the legs, on Wednesday after
noon, by the upsetting of ladle of molten
iron. sd
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REIMBURSED. sg

jim. Downing, who had his watch stolen
on Monday last, went to Norristown on
Tuesday, where the guilty party resided,
and called on his parents, who gave him
500 In payment for his watch, with the
understanding should the watch be re-
covered the money would be refunded,
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
THE DANUINa QUESTION.

Chancellor Salisbury, In reference to the
dancing question at Rehoboth, has declared
that dancing, card playing, &C., is . viola
tion of the rules Dfthe association. As the
ofienses complained of ere not violations of
the State law, the chancellor has mot yet
rendered his decision.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
4Ax N0sK On rAE szSxS.

Wslaade Inquiries last evening of Mr.
1lSK who d hnishing The bssin, % "a
VIZ uef Who ars employed doing ne work
He a thst hs had swo PhilsdsIphians st
lwoskcs tho bsain, md ~ more: nd these
wsre }ssH who had he'd years Of experiences
NJ tlelt lins n work, and could not BE- had
ntlis city. Hs has directed ! list to be
~ Of evsry man at work there, with
thei pames and residence, which viii Be
'eiyek to the public, 80 o to stop tho talk
SAAc strangers being employed to the ex-
iclysbn Of resident citizens. Itishigh time
thstItbis election canard should Be put
Il ~. s 8aAf{ 81 fng lai
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
SIXTH WARD,

A meeting Of the Democratic voters OF
this ward win be held this evening at 8
O'Clock. A full attendance Is desired. I'm
portance business to be transacted.
VIM. A., ,BLEYBR, President.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
TRAINS ARRIVE A WILMINGTON.

From Philadelphia--I24 43. 91Oe, 8.3l, o.4 q
nj 1905, IL. n, I2.n7, S66, 4.5l, 500 8 Is.
7.25, 8,lSt lI.-2 Ills p 10. On Sundays.
u 43, ,06. 10 l0A m 7.S5, 1922 II. is p m.
From New York; 06 a8.3i, q M; 1914, ~ "a
5oa 81 A la2!. p n On Sunday LOS M;
From Bsltimore- e-9.O4, $40, 9.4I o m IAN,
lass, $50. 36 p m. On Sundays, 2.Oi.
$40 a m; 80 p m -
From Washington--204. $40 q M; 1877,
lass. 5 3a 9.S6 p m.0n Sundays. 2.0l,
III s 40a m 9,56 p m. n,
From Port beposit-S01 q M. No Sunday
From New Castle-7.E5, $50 m.: 1918 M ;
40, $40 p M. NO SUNDAY trains.
From Delaware Railroads.&c. q. M; 420,
ILLS p n No Sunday trains.
Frem Wilmington and Northern Railroad.
sos, II. 80 q M, .S5 p M. No Sunday train
From Delaware Western Railroad-7.5S q
m;3LOp m. No sunday trains. All
TRAINS FOR WARRINGTON LEAVE rHILA-
til4@ DELPHrA.
From Broad street and Washington ave-
nue-7 30, 800 1880, IL 45 a m $50, e.a0,
400, SIS, 800, 6,45, 9.f5. II 80 , I'd. On Euu-
DAYS. $40, m 6 90, o 45. IL 30 p m.
From ThirtysSecOnd and Market Streets
725. IL 85 q m /; I2.lO, 4 60, 8 25, p m; ;12 GO,
midnight. On sundays 925 p m; 10 %
midnight.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
SHERIFF SALES,
lHERIFF's SALE.

AI the eiDil0wing described tract of land
" tarsu. situ uatd In the hundred and coun-
" Of New Cas- Ie, In the State or Delaware,
boundsd as follows to wit. Beginning, at
Stone. cOTnfr Of land late Of the heirs OF
Andrew Miller, deceased thence by the
said land late Of the seid heirs south s de-
gr1t ea$t 49, 4 10 pefches' to stone, and
South 74deRrels west60 pArches to . stone,
thence by land OF ~. Cavender south 10 IA
degrees east 69-l-10 perches to q stone,
thence BY land OF James ResO and the
netr1 OF Benz. Heso, deceased. north rs de-
greeH east 7b 10 pexches TO stone, and
south 3sls4 regrees east 26 perches 10 q
stone on the southe,ly side OF Frenchtown
Rosd, thence D org the % ne north 75 de-
grees east ~ pefCnes to q stone, thence
north 3fdegrees east perche3 10 y stone
On lhe kiortherlyf side Of said road sthenCe
Dv The AZORES I'd Allotment n0fth IS degrees
west 7l6-'0 parcfes.toa stOne, abuthsO LII
degrees west 8 10 percbes 70 Q corner tree.
lorth 80 liz degrees wtst u 5-l0 perc.les to
astone, uorth ~ degrx xesseaAt 10 perches 70
a Rtoue, and MOI TIL ~ 81 quarter degrees
west l5f 2.10 percheE 70 atone, thence by
lands of Francis l. COOch 60nth 81 tI2 de-
,gr. es west 56psrches to1 the eginDing, con
t,tDing one hundred and twepty acres. be
the same more Or less, with y frame house
ssISa ssS ssasR & s \ ESss ns ssSs
his \ lie. aud Ben AMI u Ijowf} Av and Jose.
phlne Dowusy and q. y. Kist, and Z. Rust
'N''''i 7 ! 2 -" Y q ISAAC is q eRUBB. sher,n, s
Sherif,s Ohice. New Iastle. August lst
ni1i stA ..s .sSs.sa =, n
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16

From the way some Of these girls look In
their walking dresses, pulled back and tied
tight around below the knees, two peanuts
twice Q day and . grasshopper on toast
twice q month would make 'em fat. Their
waists look like the thin part Of an hour
glass with very little sand In II.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAs.

On Sunday evening next several members
of the Uniform Corps of the X. of P, will
60 to Indianapolis to attend the annual
meeting Of the Supreme Lodge on Monday.
The party will be absent week.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
LOCAL TIME 7.aSLE
COFrsctsd Nay Sth, I 81 O..
Al NV "A vi s ffki III gtssS3
X ikTkifNs LnA VI svIr, ,MrNaToN 81.

For Bffiadelphia 2.o0, 5.44, 6.4h. 6.55, slO,
1870 Al nj " 81, J2.AO, 2,30, a. 40,
H 500. 7.20, 0.46 Y IN. On Sundays, 200,
t6:4s, s. 10 p. M; Ou 8.48 p, m,
i5 46p ID. On SUNDAYS. 4 %. ID 4 m. '
For Baltim IRE end Nv ash hingto Il 81. /. .16.
NJ 80. "a mi; ~ 81 -, 300, " U26. \ u r]9;;
On Sundays I2.6l lis, r ID 0.c6 b In. $
For M Port Deposit ~ r "A. ~ Sunday
For New Castle 70. 3 20 4 ii; Eos. $50 !
nj. No 6updry tratnllg I,
FUf 1elaMaft IRA lroad 10 80 d m: Les, 6.30
u m. No sunday trains. n
For Whining ton a Northern Railroad g.2s
q In. $40. g. 10 p IN. M Sunday trains
| pm. No Sunday trai2s.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
PERSONALS.

Miss Anne Mcdowell, who so successfully
conducts the Woman's Department of the
Sunday Republic, Is in town, with her neice,
visiting some friends. a.,..t
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16

The reason why all good fisherman carry
fask 10 that when they drop their lines
they always invite the fsh to take some
thing .--Phila. Chron.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16

AN ORDINANCE AUTHORIZING THE
"A rPAVING OF 1Ha BEDS UF GER
TAIN STREET.
BE A. ordained by the Oily Cour ci' of VIII
mingt,ng aE &, 2I5 Te
-h-OttonI. That the bed OF Ninth street
from the westerly side of Nashinejou
street tothe caste rly 81 10 OF Monroe street
6e an the same 10 hereby auth r.sed and
di0eCtsa tC be pavsd.f @3fE Wi t4l s30N
Pas ed Ut .,;ity Hal.: August l. 1878 6tr.
N. Y. L.yH ~ 3 ElN, President. y y
WI. H. FOULK. Clerk.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16

The Cheyenne Indian says to his wife.
Hoe, Emma" A good many Eastern men
say to their wives, "Woe, Emma"
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
HIGH WATER.

THE WEATHER.: Ts-day VI pvossssss
70 N Wayns ard partly cloudy N Jasr,
probably sOsth occastonaI ssdas. Il.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
THE HERALD.
wiImingssn. Ds1. 4usvlse is 1875.

WiImfngsSn, De1s, Au8ust IL Is7S.
MINIATURE ALMAEAC-rHIs DAY
sun risss,........ BISI sun ssts. Z. ~.
NOON tises - a. -.
.slts III HIGH WATER.
Delaware Brsskw water. !. .....,. u n . i'm.
~ 20 p. N. X A.
New Castle .....,. - .. nj
3OS n. "a. .s
wtlsai5gion 2.Is n. u
1I35 p m. s NJ 'i " IL
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16

M0TICE.--The partnership heretofore
lN existing between John J. Dougherty
and j, hn LOwther, in the hotel business
atthe Lafayette Hotel. il this day Dissolved
JOHN j. DoUGHERTY.
JOHN LyWTHER.
n. p. The business Will hereafter be con-
tinued by Mr.. Dougherty, who will collect
AL mo ey due the nrn. and settle sny
billa. N +ty 5w riF :, Y
The continuance OF the patronage Of the
public ~ reape- italy solic1ie !, as no effort
whatever Will bespared to have every thing
tight. jy3J
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
CANDIDATES FOR MAYOR.
LOST,

.i. OST.-On 7 Tut sdsy, August 9th, dark
s.HI ,Sdar AZ shawl between Wilmington and Chris
and cor lana Villsge. The finder will be rewarded
\ sewsIS Wgsssa HERALD OFFICE,
Iminctnn' II at tbt residence Of Joseph Sharpe In
Nav ssatie iana yillage. II n & y FE
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
WANTS.

WANTED-A JoURNEYMAN Barber,
w and young man having experience
in the trade. Apply at the San Francisco
Hair Dressing saloon, Corner 5th and Mar
Ret streets. t.a.t
BARNEr RosENBLATr.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
NOTICES.
MILMIsGros

nIVORCEs, In any state, without pub.
~ Iicitys send stSmp for the law, g. n
GINS. Chicago. 8
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|. |, 1assasy 4! .'..11s|t STATEMENT.
nlvIDEND.

DlvIDEND. a5go ,I En- I 4
m OFFICE or THE WILMINeT0N al M
faffthan Coal Gas COMPANY, s4
Wilmington, August LIST, 1878. ll,
The Directors of the Wilmington Coal
Gas Company. have this day declared q
dividend of three dollars per share for the
past six months, payable on demand
WIN. r. TAYLOR, Treasurer. "
ang2-10t 800 shipley street,
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16
.G7.E.aJrTIC HOTEL, I
OCEAN CRY. MD.
Largest and Most Com
r,odiulls Hotel. II

Directly.on tie Surf. Magn 6cent vley Of
fae Ocean from every bed room window.
terrapln. and seaside oysters Terms. $3.50
per day y. II, n AZ
Two 'ira,ns daily from Wilmington d.
rectly through.
send fur Descriptive Circular #5g 4
JOAN TRACY,
~ jyis-,m Proprietor.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16

NOTICE.--CHARL KYLE, WHOLE
IN SALE and retail manufacturer OF pure
Ice Bream OF all hav0rB. Excursions splc-
MICS. festivals, DO, furnished at the lowest
rates. All orders by mall promptly attend
90 70; Cream can Do had at al tlnaes o.
stalls 81, 66 and SO. city Market house or
rrsidence, c0raer 9th and Orange street,
JsS.ff OHARLEs KYLE.
The Morning herald., 1878-08-16

lD,--A JKTAETED. - A GOOu DELAWARE
young n9 Farm, in trade for Philadelphia City
q Apply Jperty, clear Address.
ing salCr p. M. O'OONNELL,
iTdAt REAL ESTATE AGENT,
q BAP NO lzio soutn TniS SSveniesnsn 81
- N. B.-Hundreds OF handsome houses for
sale and to rent, in Philadelphia, City.
ty25 I'm 8e
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10
JOice Heath

Barnum says that the best investme nt
he has ever made was the $1,000 which
he gave (1S35) to the Philadelphia exh1b-
itors Of Joice Heath, tie pretended negro
nurse OF George Washington. He had
then lost most of his property, and boz
rowing the amount from his friends, he
made d journey to Philadelphia to inves
tigate the prospect of turning The old
colored woman to pecuniary account
Satisfied that there was money in her, he
purchased her cash down; advertising
her so cunningly that he created great
curiosity to see her, and soon took in ST.
500 a week. After the city had been
gratlted by the sight OF JoIce, he travel
ed through the country with her, IN con
nection with company of mountebanks,
and made good deal of money. This
was Barnum's first venture as Snowman.
and determined his career. He cleared
directly it is alleged $4,000 out of Joice
Heath, and indirectly an immense for.
tune. He had not had her much more
than year when she very ungratefully
died, and an autopsy proved her to have
peen but seventy-five to eighty years old i,
instead of 161, as had been claimed.
Barnum said he had bought her for the
latter age, and had done his best to make
the public believe her so old. IT was her
fault If she had fallen short of what was
expected of her by some eighty years.
She might have been 1871. no doubt if
she had wanted to be, and her failure to
attain that degree of veneraoleness evinc-
ed on her part disposition to disappoint
too credulous and confding COM
munitY.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10
"A Dust bath For Hens.

For the inside of the house good dust
bath is made by constructing a common
open frame BOX, say eight or ten inches
deep and four by six feet long. Fill this
with clean, fine loan or pulveriZed clay,
if loan cannot be obtained, and when
the mass is dry all through, throw into
it couple of pounds each of carbolic
powder and sulphur. Mix the whole to-
gether thoroughly and leave it for the
fowls to roll in at their leisure This is
for the interior of the fowl house. when
your stock is in great part confined. This
provision serves two good pusposes, to
witt affords a means of exercise to the
birds, for they very frequently resort to
1t to dust their feathers in this dry earth,
and the admixture of sulphur ana car
bolic powder with the gravel will aid
very materially towards freeing their
DO lies from vcrmin, meanwhile. For a
dust bath outside Of the house it is very
good plan to turn up lightly with spade
corner OF the hen yard or run, and rake
this spot, so that it will dry up in sunny
weather, where you will find the hers
and cocks will vastly enjoy themselves in
daily roll.
A pound Or two of the powder above
mentioned may also Oe scattered through
and over the surface of this spot to good
advantage, but only in dry weather
This will prove beneficial to adult fowls
In high degree always during the warm
season.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10
The Eat Nam. Convention.

We can see some pleasure, if no reason, in
the converting of a baby show, but we con-
fess we could never see the slightest cause,
reasonable or otherwise, for fat mans con-
vention, unless it be the fact that misery
loves company. For fifty or hundred men,
whose several weights rang from two hun
bred to three hundred pounds, to hold con-
vention simply because of SO much surplus
avoirdupois, is absurd to say the least. 1t be-
comes doubly so when we reflect that obes-
ity is a disease. What would we think of as
many persons emaciated by consumption
holding a convention to compare their rela-
tive weights. There is but one ground upon
which we would advocate another fat mans
convention, and that Is that they will meet
to discuss the merits of Allans Anti-Fat, the
only known remedy for obesity. 1t is safe
and reliable. Sold by druggists.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10

moss and ivy; and, should you chance to
and the evening wind signs mournfully
in the grass, your fancy will not fail to
drink in the perfect illusion that one of
the stateliest structures of antiquity has
slowly crumbled where now its frag-
ments remain.
Quaint is descriptive epithet that has
been much abused; but it may, with alb
solute propriety, be applied to Windsor.
The devious little streets there visible,
and the carved ind timber. crossed build
ings, often of great age, are uncommon
ly rich in the expressiveness of magma
tive character. The emotions and the
fancy, equally with the sense of necessity
and instinct of use, have exercised intlu-
ence and uttered their spirits in the
shape and adornment of the town. While
it constantly feeds the eye-with that
pleasing irregularity of lines and forms
which is so delicious and refreshing-it
quite as constantly nurtures the sense of
romance which ought to play so large a
part in all our lives, redeeming us from
the tyranny OF the common place and in
tensfying all the high feelings and noble
aspirations that are possible to human ma
ture. England contains many places like
Windsor, some that blend, in even richer
amplitude, the elements of quaintness
loveliness, and magnifcence. The mean
ing of them all, as it seemed to me, is the
same: that romance, beauty, and gentle
ness are not effete, but forever vital: that
their forces are within our own souls, and
ready and eager to find their way into
all our thoughts and actions and circum-
stances, and to brighten for every one of
US the face of every day; that they
ought neither to be regulated to the dis
tant and the past nor kept for our books
and day dreams alone-but, in calmer
and higher mood than is usual in this age
of universal mediocrity, critical skepti-
cism, and miscellaneous tumult, should be
permitted to flow out into oIr architecture
adornments and costumes, to hallow and
preserve our antiquities, to soften our
manners, to give us tranquility, patience,
and tolerance, to make our country low
able for our own hearts. and so to enable
us to bequeath it, sure Of love and rever-
ence, to succeeding ages
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10
HOUSE AND FARM.


tits far better not to iron lace at all, but
1t may sometimes be necessary to pass a
cootSiron over the back with paper be-
tween. Raised point must be laid face
downwards, on several folds of flannel,
and the ivory punch or lob; ter's claw in.
serted behind the raised portions; but
this requires great care, and is better left
alone, for in old unwashed lace these
portions are not so prominent.
To produce something of the same eff
feet in ironing embroidery, ordinary
lace, crochet, guipure art, antimacass-
airs. etc., have several folds of flannel be.
meath, press tho point of the iron well
Into the raised portion, and iron on the
wrong side.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10
A Model Confession.

Several years ago, in Western town, a
young lawyer, a member of large
church, got drunk. The brethren said he
must confess. He demurred. He knew
the members to be good people, but
that they had their little faults, such as
driving sharp bargains, screwing the la
borers down to low wages, loaning money
at illegal rates, misrepresenting articles
they had for sale, etc. But they were
good people, and pressed the lawyer to
come before the church meeting and own
up his sin of taking glass too much; for
they were temperance people, and alb
horred intemperance.
The sinner finally went to the confess
sion, found a large gathering of brethren
and sisters, whose bowed heads rose and
whose eyes glistened with pure delight
as the lawyer began his confession.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10
A Health Destroying vapor

Is generated by the action of the SUMS rays
upon damp decaying vegetation, stagnant
pools, and marshy, low lying tracts. The
true nature of this miasma is by no means
clearly understood, but there are two facts in
relation to it that are. The first Is, that the
periodical fevers which it breeds are of the
most virulent type; the second is, that these
maladies are rarely cured, although they may
be ameliorated, by the ordinary remedies
employed to overcome them. The true anti
dote to the effects of mlasma is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters This medicine is one of the
most popular remedies OF an age of successful
proprietary specifics, and is in immense de-
mand wherever on this continent fever and
ague exists. A wineglassful three times a
day il the best possible preparative for en-
countering malarious atmosphere, regulat-
ing the liver, and invigorating the stomach.
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10
Wedding Out U Improbable Cows.

If any class of farmers need cline upon
line to induce them to sec the road to
success, it is the dairymen. They keep
COWS for the supposed profit they bring,
and they live in bIissfu1 ignorance that
they are doing this labor for amusement
and they seldom make an inquiry into
the actual performance of individual
cows. They make no effort to separate
the good from the Improbable. To a
large class of dairymen cow is q COW.
and 1hev do not like to make an invidious
discrimination; so they go on. year after
year, keeping cows that do not pay for
the food they eat. We have often en-
deavored to arouse dairymen to the me-
cessity CT testing the performance of indi-
vidual cows, for it is serious loss to
keep five or ten COWS, or perhaps one-nalf
of the herd, that do not return compensa-
ton for their food. We have known sew
eral herds that paid so poor return, that
the owners became discouraged, and con-
Guided that dairying must be carried on
without reasonable profit: but by testing
the individual yield and quality of these
herds, it was found, in one case, that the
loss was made on three cows out of eight,
the five paying reasonable profit, while
the three poor ones sunk this; in another
case, eight cows sank the profit of twenty.
There is seldom a herd of cows that
does not contain some that pay good
profit, and few herds, comparatively, of
that number, that do not contain one or
more that are kept at loss. The selec-
tion of cows should be considered one of
the finest practical principles of dairying.
The cow is the machine to work out the
dairyman's profit; and ifhe is quito care
less in the selection of this machine he
cannot expect success.
Now, tits very easy ~ every dairy
~4aan TO test the yield, in pounds, of each
cow, by weighing the milk Ct each sepa-
rately one day in week. or even one
day in two weeks. All these weighings
added together, and divided by the
number of weighings, will give, prac
tically. the average daily yield of the
COW, and this multiplied by the number
of days SHE has given milk will give her
yield per season. The quality may be
tested by setting portion of the milk
of each COW after mingling, so as to get
an average quality, in glass tumbler
These glass tumbIers, all being of one
height. will hold the same depth of milk.
When the cream rises, the glass will show
It's depth and color. This will enable
the dairyman to see just what quality OF
milk each COW gives, and, having got
the quantity in the weighing, he is now
prepared to determine the cows, he wants
to sell. Let every dairyman begin this test
this year, and weed out all his poor cows
Stevens County tribune. (Morris, Minn.) 1877-1880, 1878-10-10
Dean Swift ana the Boo tmaker.

A friend having told Dean Swift that
an excellent Dublin bootmaker, Bamerick,
was very deslrous of the honor of his
custom, the dean ordered pair Of boo s
OF him, and asked when they would be
ready. Bamerick named the day, and his
new customer told him, that he didn't
want to hurry him, but that he must not
fail to send then on the day named. Ba-
merck assured him this should be done
The day arrived, but no boots. Swift
went to the shop and received ample
apologies from Bamerick. with the assur-
ance that it was one of his men who was
to blame. ''Well,' the dean reioined, 81
was to have been at Sir A. Acheson's. in
the north, to-day, but this has prevented
me. They will be done on Monday, you
say; bring them up in the afternoon your
self, and I'll pay the bill" Bamerick
duly arrived with the boots, and found
the dean very afa5le. '"By the way, Mr.,
Bamerick," he presently said, 81 don't
think you've ever seen my garden; come
along" After the dean had walked the
boot maker round bit, he excused him
self and returned to the house, locking
the door behind him. Bamerick waited
and waited, the sun went down and the
evening closed in dark and chill: The
garden was surrounded by high wall,
and there was no way of getting out At
length the dean rose from his writing-ta-
BILE, took pistol and drew out the bullets
and then called up his butler. Robert u
he said, II am sure there is some fellow,
probably thief, in the garden. Call the
other men and come with me-" With
that the dean went to the garden gate and
opened il stealthily. Poor Bamerick
rushed forward, There's the villain,
seize him p said the dean, firing off the
powder. The unhappy Bamerick shrek
ed out, "For Gods sake, don't shoot! it's
only me, Bamerick." ''Mr. B4menck,
exclaimed Swift in tones of the utmost
establishment, "what is the meaning OF
this?" why, sir you've left me here
since five o'clock. You must have forgot
ten all about me-" "Ah. dear me, to be
sure" said the dean, lust as you die
about the boots" Then he told the but
tier to give Bamerick some hot wine anG
see him safe home. Who hasn't me-
with Bamerick9 How many trades,ner
are not dailv disappointing their custom
ers, as he did, Unfortunately, however
there are no Swif,s to give these recalci
trants wholesome lessons in punctuality