The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-11-12
FINE CUT.
Take Small Chsvs. for II Svells.

FINE CUT.
Take Small Chevs, for Il Hvells.
The power behind the thrown-tht
balky horse.
Don't like that cat any more,
said four:year old; tits got splinter
in its feet"
Some people maintain that q high
hat doesn't become all men, but il
seems to Us that . "stove- pipe" ought
to SCOT everybody.
1t is noticed that man is just q.
med if you point en- empty gun at him
n he is when the gun is loaded.
Therefore put in load.
1t was probably q case Of sour grape.
with the Chicago man who declared
he wouldn't kiss . st. Louis girl, be.
cause all the MO-lasses have sOhrgums.
"Speil love-" said . young man to
his girl one night. You" she
timidly essayed. The courtship had
been a prOtracted one, but they are
married now"
No less than three young maidens
were murdered last week by men they
refused to marry. When will the
women Of this country learn to say
eyes" when man proposes?
"You have not seen much service in
the field, I believe. Colonel" remarked
a Chicago woman to Fred Grant.
mo" replied Fred, ''but whenever /
put on . pair Of pas spurs. l feel just
Is if had"
dearest" he murmured, ecstati-
cally. As he folded her in his arms for
the first time, 'let me sample the
nectar your lips" "Take q whole
schooner Of it," she family whispered.
Its all on tap"
How beautiful and affecting is the
sight, and what volumes does it speak
Of mans love for woman. to see a
husband and wife at this time Of the
year tossing copper to see who shall
get up first this winter and kindle the
fires.
The Post Office Department has
ruled that q husband has no control
over the correspondence Of hrs wife.
but this decision will not prevent
man from carrying his wife's letter in
his inside pocket three weeks before
mailing it.
Johnny" said a sporting Third
ward father. johnny what nave you
got in your 6.t" 1.-Two pears" said
JohLny. Good hand" said the
absent Minded parent. "take
the pot" then he blushed. and point
ing to brass kettle, he added, "to
your mother
This is the season when two young
ladies call to see a friend. They kiss.
Have you seen my new bonnet? It's
too lovely" They embrace. Try it
on. Charming" Then they leave.
As they do. one mutters to the other,
"What a fool! Horrid ugly thing like
that in such q bonnet"
His mother was mending his primer,
which showed sad evidence OF wear
and tear. He looked on for awhile
in a brown study. and then said:
MA, why are YOU like one of them
prize opera singers? "I'm sure l
don't know my child. Why ?" BE
cause you are q Primer-darner.
A Mississippi boatman with immense
feet, stopping at public house on the
levee, asked the porter for a boojack
10 pull of his bOots. The colored
gentleman after examining the stran.
gers feet, br"ke out as follows: mo
Jack here big huff for dem feet.
Jackass couldn't pull 'em OF without
de leg. Better 60 back
about tree miles to de forks in de rode
IN pull EN- of dar."
A Nevada bachelor. being rallied by
'ome ladies ON bis single state, and
lsked how it was that he never mar
red. said: 81 don't know exactly
now It is, but ] have always felt an
indisposition to marriage. and l can't
zee how il should be. either. l surely
lon't inherit it. My father and
mother were both married" And he
lid not see the bull he had perpetrated
ill the others burst out laughing.
When the triangle had called the |
Meeting to order, Brother Gardner |
rose with his usual sickness. and
aid: "Gem'len, If it wasn't for de
wheels ON a wagin de wagin wouldn't
move. When de wheels am On. den |
vhat?" "Grease :" solemnly exclaim-
d old man TOOts. "K-rect :" wits.
'ered the president, softly rubbing
lis hands together. I'VE hez de
Fagin an de wheels. We will now