Litchfield enquirer., 1878-07-04
CLIPPINGS.

''That's my impression" as the seal said to the sealing wax.
 The Emperor William is nearly well enough to be shot again.
 The higher education of women.-Learning how to walk in French boots with six inch heels.
 Te every line of indorsement of Hayes in the platform of the Ohio Republicans there were sixteen mental reservations.
 The Turks have sent aChristiant to congress. America is watching the result of the experi- ment with considerable interest "
 The greatest of all public benefactors will be the man who invents a species of fever and ague, that can hitch itself to a dirty car pet. ....
 Stanley Matthews Mistake" is heading in the Hartford Post. We think we know the misfortune alluded to-it was his birth wasn't it?
 That man is not friend to his race who builds a house in which one back door must be used by the women of separate families Ben Butler is at the tail of the investigation committee, but it must not be forgotten that the intelligence enterprise and ability of a hornet are in his tail.
 q thought you told me that Johns fever was gone off" said a gentleman. 'I did so," :" said his companion, ''but forgot to mention that he went off along with it.'' : F5N Y
 A long suffering collector, who had been kicked down five different flights of stairs. went back to the house and gloOmily reported that collections were very brisk, but thin. :"
 The dean of Chichester England, says to the Darwinians, 'sYe men of science, leave me my ancestors in Paradise, and do not grudge you yours in the Geological gardens"
 "Paper, sir" asked the newsboy. s.No, I never read" was the blunt answer aH, boys, ,come here, 'called out the gamin; there's man as is practicin' for the jury!" a
 Times have been so hard during the past l year that some of the most successful prima donnas have not been able toget married more than two or three times since Christmas. An old Highland clergyman, who had re- ceived several calls to parishes, asked his ser want where he should go. The servant said, | ''Go where there is most sin sir.n The preach CT considered that was good advice, and went | where there was most money. | Evidently Dr.. Pardee should not be per- mitted to escape. A doctor who is under the suspicion of consulting his wife ought to be taken care of. The welfare of the profession | in Connecticut is jeopardized.
 Yesterday an Illinois tramp who beat his way across on the ferry, admitted to a woman who gave him piece of cold meat and po- | tato, that he was Russian officer, purchasing vessels for the Russian privateer service | It takes drug clerk of broad judgment and l liberal views, and calm statesman-like con- | trol of his features, to know how to give a citizen the right kind of syrup in bis soda wa ter when the citizens wife says she will take | the same as her husband.
 Anything new or fresh this morning 2' a ! reporter asked in railroad office fs'Yes, ,'' re- piled the lone occupant of the apartment ''What is it ?" queried the reporter, whipping out his note book. Said the railroad man. edging toward the door, ''that paint you are leaning against. Such are the loads news paper man must bear. Old Dr. Hunter used to say, when he could net discover the cause of a mans sickness, ssWe'll try this and we'll try that. We'll shoot into the tree, and if anything falls, well and good" 'sAye,' replied a wag, q fear this is too commonly the case, and in your shooting into the tree the first thing that gem erally falls is the patient"