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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1878-11-06
DR.. |. j. CZAPKAYS
vATE M EDICAL sTlTUTE.
l0Z MontoomarN street.

PRIVATE M d CAL NSIgTUIE,
1877 Montgomery street,
San Francisco Opposite the Occidental Hotel.
ESTABLISHED IN 1854.
For the Permanent Cure Of all Special and
Chronic Diseased as lso all Female
Complaints and Dfseas of the
Nervous System.
YUNHE IMMENSE DESI RUCTION OF HU
Il life annually from secret and chronic diseases
caused this old and reliable institution to be
in Philadelphia PENN in 1885, and afterwards IN San
Francisco Ca in 1854 private dspensary IN order &c
afford the afflicted the best medical and surgical treatmen
for the above and all other affections and complaints
Consultations at the institute or by letter, FREEI
To the Afflicted
DR. L. ]. Czapkay would most respectfully inform the
public of the Pacific that at the earnest solicitation
his friends and hundreds Of those unfortu
natey afflicted with disease he has reopened his MEDICAL
AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE and resumed the practice
profession The doctor would remind all those who
in need of medical aid that since relnquishing his
very extensive and successful practice in San Francisco he
has visited the principal cities in Europe inspecting dill
gently the most renowned hospitals and gathering the
perence of the most learned in the profession the benent
from which he offers to all in need Of his services Rheu
matte Affections chronic catarrh diseases of the stomach
and Kidneys liver complaints etc, successfully treated
Those who suffering from the and
of youth weakness physical and mental debility
assured Of permanent Charges moderate All
communications strictly confidential Medicines sent by
express Address L. J. CZAPkAf, NJ. d., EkEn
sT527 Montgomery st. between Bush and Suffer SITS &
au25-1y San Francisco.
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The above sale is hereby postponed until THURSDAY
the 3lst day of MAY A D. 1877, hour and place
and by request of plaintiffs and defendants.
S. T. SWIFT, Sheriff.
Carson City, May 10Th 1877.
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The above Sale is hereby postponed until SATURDAY
THE NINETEENTH DAY OF MAY, A. d. 1877, at SAINT
hour and place. by request of Plaintiffs and Defendants
s. T. SWIFT, Sheriff.
Carson City, April 80, 1877 Ry1
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Infallible Insect and Vermin
DESTROY YER,

RS THE ONLY PERFECT AND SUCCESS :.
full exerminator in this country to make clean work OF
Bed Bugs Fleas Greybacks, Flies, Ants, Cockroaches
Moths Mosquitoes, Lieo Canary Birds, Plants Fowls
and Animals in fact complete extemlnator OF all insect
life without exception This article has become house
hold necessity offer the to consumers rich or
peor such price to enable all to use 1t penuy SO
as to guarantee every purchaser complete success
Only Poison to Insect Life.
Kerrs Erasve Soap for taking Grease Spots Tar Paint
Pitch and all kinds of Stains out OF Slken WOole Linen
or Cotton Goods Kerrs Sure Cure for Asthma. kerr's
Sure Cure for Toothache kers ShampoOn for beautly
ing Hair kerrs Yeast Powderbest in the market
try it. Every article to do as recommended, money
funded.
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ABvERsTISING MEDIUM.

Because of its greatly enlarged circulation
Also it will be, as heretofore, a carefully
conducted
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
ign Telegraphic sum mary.

! war speculations in Europe still
hd upon the course Of the Russian
Turkish negotiations. The full scope
Z Russian demands is as yet un-
billy knownin England or Austria
/ feeling in Russia is growing more
|d One journal demands the occu-
b of the Dardanelles by Russia, and
per declares immediate war with
Rnd preferable to concessions.-It Is
that $1,000 British troops are ready
rt from Bombay at short notice.
Ehwick ordnance works at New
e-on-Tyne have had their recent
for one hundred torpedoes increas-
eight neutrality-suspicious. are
Fedlng against Russia and Seryia.
Pnlect being, it is said, to occupy
Fade if a conflict with Austria shonld
pne inevitable.-Special Vienna and
u dispatches say that the peace con.
PEE project has practically failed, and
NE situation is extremely CRITICAL
I ferclval & Co., London bankers,
Ialled' Their liabilities are esti.
y nj L6j0,000. The failure IL Mt.
Ira to heavy losses, by bad debts
A''nur Gordon, Governor of Fiji
Creh ordered to Samoa, it is stated
'''srgHence OF refusal of the Sa.
authorities for British protection.
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
'IRST EDITION.
Local Time Table.

TRAINS LEAVE wILMINeg9,cN' q m
Philadelphia: 10y, 100, o:% az ' AZ
\ a-. 1000 q. M; l25I, Iz.fV' ~ 80 ~
A. g. Is. p. m. On sundays; z.o'' ~ u
b; S@'S 'SStt: ~. IA s6S, 5i4, m, 70 81, ~ 20,
&c" M. On sundays: 200 a m.
70 IP,,n nn are re- and Washington: l214, 10,
@a m; IL 81, IL 50, 50s. p IN. sundays
part p,, Deposit. b 45s p m; no Sunday
|NGw n. Castle: 1: s, 9 20, 9 80 a m; 80, 9 80 p
4 no sunday train.
|belaware II. r.: 8 0S, ~ m; oso p mi
Ia sunday train. n. on
a. 40. 800 p m; no sunday traln. ,o
|Jelaware Western X. ~; lo ~ nio oo
/ m; on sundays; 10 80 a m.
fRAINs ARRIVE AT WILmiNGToN. "a
N Philadelphia IL o6, ", Wa III n. ~
a; i2A, 70 81, $50, 4ol, "a. 90 20
81, II 10 pm on Sunuays' IL oo'
a oj m; I 30, 96l, IL 10 IN. ,o.o
4 New York II 90, ~ a m; ~ "a, ~ 90
|i, s5lpm; ON Sundays; IL % a IN
5lpm. ,o7 10 aa
s., . 80 III oh ouii""J'
Washington: 2 1s a m 12N, 1888,
ISs gl6 y IN; on Sundays: 2 lSa m; 4t
\ Port Deposit; sOOam; no Sunday
fRlus.
I6. q 40, I O5 p m; no Sunday trains.
delaware 4. r.. $50 a IN; 20, . 40 p
no Sunday trains.
Wilmington & Northern X. r.; g. 0s,
30 a m. 10 p m; no sunday trains.
Delaware Western X. r.: 7 % m
hO m, on SUNDAYS: 600p IN.
rs FOR WILMINGTON LEAVE PHIL
ADELPHIA.
Broad street and Washington ave
be : 30, 500, 10 80, As a m; 2 80. 80.
b, SIS, 6l5, 8 i5, II 30 pm; on Sun
vs.; $50 a m; 8 o., o 10, II 80, p m.
Thlrty second and Market streets:
b, II Sam, II Is, 8 50, = 80, IL IS p m;
SUNDAYS: . 80. IL As y m.
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Stray WAITS.

ping. " NJ 10 in-
td OF Education meets in sp.cial
Pn this evening. peo val
Gallagher, at No. s. L. Fifth strset
v,s teeth without pain.
IpaSS SIs's say that Kings Good Sami-
PuSh syrup is bound to sell.
rye, at 5l9 Poplar street sells The
VANITY Of oysters in the city.
NofalSuasion Reform Association,
.r uelr regular meeting this evening,
|eS ~ iofJob work left at the GAzBTT \
no'' done with neatnrss and dis.
oa u desire iI to sell apy article adver-
Eomor 4" ,ie GAZETTE and you will find
HIsrTy boat Camden left the Har.
binloillngswo. til Co.'S. this mornine
|. Ie regular weekly entertainment
'SSeI S Gynasium tomorrow ev.n.
/ lg il searles Bios, will appear in then tha,,
4 ong. u"s' McSorley & Turner. sone
t%Se ~ nss.' artists also appear IN thsii %
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New Castle Letter.
NEW CASTLE. March l.

NEW CABTLE, MuTCII l.
Sheriff Grubb sold yesterday at Mid
dletown the farm of VIM. Lore, of st.
Georges Hundred, as follows: Tract
No. 1e25l acres, to Chales B. Lore, Esq,
for the sum of $1,000; tract No. 2-76
acres, for the sum of $500.
At the same time and place the build
ing and one acre of land, the property Of
the Delmarvia Manufacturing Co., for
$500, to r. A. Cochran.
That new gum hose came down on the
the boat, yesterday evening, and didn't
the boys examine it? We suppose it
will be tried in day or SO.
The new steam freight line is not re-
ceiving that support which 1t should.
Sam'l H. Black, the agent, is native Of
this city and should be patronized in
preference to stranger.
Kite flying is the particular hobby Of
the boys at this time.
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
A Large Gathering.

Last evening, about one hundred mem>
bers Of the Scott NJ. K. Church, visited
their pastor Rev. G. N. Pegg, al his resi-
dence No. 8l1 Lombard street. The
evening was spent in social enjoyment,
and before the guests departed for their
homes. they left several tokens of their
regards, among the articles being wrap
pers for Mr. and Mrs. Pegg. The visit
was complete surprise to the family.
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01

A DISTURBANCE Br iALB STUDHNTs.-
The Count Joannes gave one OF his re-
markAb BILE dramatic performances at New
Haven, Conn, Wednesday evening, dur
ing which he was hooted andpelted with
grains Of corn by a large number oil ale
students, who were present. After the
narformance the udents assaulted the
theatre with brick bats and other missiles.
THIS brought the police into action, when
a skirmiah between them and the stu
dents ensued, in which several policemen
were wounded and nine stu dents arres-
ted The count sent $50 contribution
in AID Of the wounded policemen.
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ne silver Bill Vetoed.

N v",iES"GhIoN, ~" Ton Feb. 28.-At 1.35 n. m
4 BiII M T. resident returned the Bland
tto. W 'ne House accompanied by
I nv W. ,hn message was laid before the
'ue wa,. speaker and read by the
ktons NJ was brief and stated the main
|larion 70 of pc ;, that the bill authorized
ali0u. ''ofeo oDllgations of
|he Hone o reading a vote was taken.
|Ly laS Muse rS passed the bill over the
IajleGJp ,i,1 yeas to 70 nays. The result
N'ou with applause. ie'i'
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01

fine cloth pants, from ". Il. Holmes. A
silver pitcher, goblet and salver from the
school. 'O.l - -7' : :.
The class taught by Mr.. Solomon Her
sey, instead of making him a present :.
gave an extra missionary donation OF
over eight dollars. This was done at his
own request.
The anniversary ended with the Dox-
Olopy
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
PUBLIC SALE
OF
Groceries & Grocers Fixtures

WILL be sold at the auction room Of L..
w W. Stldham Son, No. Ill e. 4th
street, on (to-morrow0
SATURDAY MORNING, MARCH 2Np.
1878, at9X O'Clock,
A superior coffee mill, counter aud plat
form scales, show cases, tea caddies, cann-
ed fruits, crockery ware, teas, fish. molas-
ses, tin ware, &C., and many other articles
kept in a first-olass grocery store. Sale
positive. l.. w. STIDHAM q SON,
mch1-1t. Auctioueers.
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
T'a.N WI New Telephone.

|mericsn l. WestDrook agent for
bed in nIsa speaking telephone is now
q and Marssso MIs oi l, James L. Besg, At
connaoliat atnet streets, Tor the pur-
|ek kyrGdc'ing yards i with his ofiice a.
Ia rSas 1asas on Vandsver Ayenus
uns TO .hp up Shipley to Tenth. 4,
q Vsna W 1ae bridge and out Ma, Ma,k ~ y
Ted in yards. yno The work viii 81
or three days. "a :.
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
Indications for To-Day.

\ he Middle and Eastern States ris-
bb,d high barometer, brisk and high
|ery umds, decidedly colder, partly
reatlier and poSsiblyoccdsional light
or IN northern portions sno,o, Joiloao-
Lgrmer bu easterln winds.
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
,Da e Simmons Setback.

seloo,;. rh Evening Post. IT
Emmonag Evnsg !, some ai, one besides Collec,
preSi%n... ps 70 NIL the Boston Collector
| oue ,Iehs who Hayes has done only what
bve Va, ~" VINO lI has faith in his desire to
o. 'ae Ael public service expected him
ID oniniy hy person conversant with
ho brin" b,oil, IN Massachusetts knew
kre ng renrs Mr. Simmons forward as a
|ere pleSen.atlve enuSaIas of such principles
Bention inunclated nc ,e by the Worcester
Cle ''on In 1877 would excite onlv
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01

ESOR 81 ALE.-Cheap Dweuings and Lots
in all sections Of the city.
j. I. HEALD,
Real Estate and Mortgage Exchange.
mchl, ,4,8,11,l5.
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
NEW ADVERT lSE MENT5.

EOR RENT.-0ne I room ed house, No.
L. 105 West street; a nice house at rea-
sonable rent. Also, house No. 72l East 9th
street. Apply 10 o. McCUSKER. 2i6 W,
SECOND street. mchl-tf
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
r G. 6IBBON 9.
NeWs-DeaIer.
NO. 2Os. MARKET STREET.

NO. 2O5. MARKET STREET.
All the popular newspapers for sale and
served regularly daily and weekly to sub
scribers. Also all the new publications,
with general assortment OF religious
books, among which will be always kept
the CATHOLIC bibles, prayer books Nc .6t&
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
EoR CORONER,
+ A. L. McLANE,
or WiluinRtou

or Wilmington Hundred.
subject to the decision Of the Democratic
Party. OF New CATTLE County ,in1as.
jan1-w1m&
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01

Of the most interesting character and
a number OF beautiful bouquets attest
ed the admiration and appreciation of
the audience.
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01
SECOND EDITION
Sunday School Anniversary.
MOST DELIGHTFUL ENTERTAINMENT
AT UNION MI r. .CHIrRCH

MOST DELIGHTFUL ENTERTAINMENT
HN AT UNION NJ. II. CHURCH.
Union M. E. Church, at Fifth and
Washington streets, was crowded TO its
utmost capacity, last night, on the occa-
sion of the anniversary of the Sunday
Schools connected with the church. The
church was handsomely decorated with
evergreens and flags, presenting an artis-
nc sight, and bearing ample evidence of
the skill and taste of Edwin Goodwin,
the chief decorator. The infant school
occupied platform erected over the
pulpit and the choir recess, while the
adult scholars occupied seats in the body
of the church.
The services opened with the hymn,
"Iefore Jehovah's awful Throne" by the
school, and prayer by Rev. l.. Marks,
pastor of Hanover Church. A pleasant
address of welcome was then delivered
by Master Richerd Mann, son of the
pastor. which was loudly applauded.
ZIG other general exercises comprised
singing by the scholars, and interesting
addresses by Revs. Lafayette Marks, j.
IL. Mowbray and Geo. X. Bristor. The
chief features of the singing were solo,
"Little Drops of Water" by Miss
Bertha Brown, and duett by Katie and
Maggie King, which were excellently
rendered.
me report OF tne secretary MT. frank X
MITCHELL showed that there had been no
deaths in the morning school during the
past year, but that there had been nine
in the afternoon school, an increase of
six over the previous year,
The following was the attendance at
the morning school: Lowest number 56,
highest 1863, average 116. In the year
previous, the lowest was A, highest 1888;
average SS; average increase 49, For the
afternoon school, the lowest attendance
was IA, highest $50, average All. For
the year previous the lowest attendance
was 105, highest 554, average 1888; average
increase 80. The daily average attendance
of both schools was 541.
The report of the financial Secretary,
Mr.. Alexander Whitcraft, showed that
the morning school had contributed
S64 10, of which the class named Charles
Cook gave 50 II and was declared the
banner class for the morning school.
The afternoon school contributed
S463 So of which the class taught by Mrs.
Kate Whitcraft contributed Sal As and
was declared the banner class for the af-
ternoon school. The next highest class
contributed S24 80, and j. McNelly's
class gave S21 "a. Mrs. Mann's bible
class contributed $40 81, but was not con-
sidered in competition for the banner.
This tiattering exhibit was highly COM
plimented by Mr.. Mann in a few well
chosen remarks.
The Treasurer's report was as follows
Received for Missionary Purposes:
From morning school, 20 1a
afternoon 2O1 q
Special collection, 50 70
Private contribution, 5(
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.
Received for Missionary Purposes:
From morning school, 20 10
afternoon So 201 %
Special collection, 50 20
Private contribution, 90
Total, $3.50 81
Received for School Purposes:
From morning school, s 81 10
:. afternoon " 203 %
8 1ssG..Ien, hsyy GSnr'' Il nsss Z
Y. NJ. moonlight, 81 q
exhibition, 16 az
Christmas entertainment, IL 25
Total, S413 40
After several hymns and an address by
Rev. l.. Marks, Rev. j. Ii. Mann per-
formed the solemn duty of presenting
memorial offerings for the deceased
scholars of the past year, as follows:
Matte j. Mccullough, died March 26,
aged 10, wreath of immortelles.
Mary Moore, died Sep. 10th, aged 10,
wax harp in glass case:
Enoch Croker, died Oct. 9th, aged Is,
a wax boquet in glass case.
Joseph 4. Taggart, Secretary of the
school, died Nov. 18th, aged 80, wax
cross on dark back ground in walnut
frame
John NJ. Wilkinson. died Dec 18th,
aged IA. Wreath in heavy walnut
frame.
William vinsinger, died Dec. 21st, aged
q. A cross with wax ivy leaves in
glass case.
Clara Rumford, died Jan. 18th, aged
B years. Wreath of immortelles.
Lizzy Brackin, died Jan. 1st, aged %.
Wax cross on dark back ground in heavy
frame.
Mollie Bennett, died Feb. 7th, aged 1S.
A cross with wax ivy leaves, in a glass
case.
The most interesting exercises were
the presentations, which were numer-
Gus and in some instances quite valuable.
A list Is appended, all the presentations
being made by scholars to their teachers,
except where stated otherwise.
Mrs. Moss, a basket oftiowers from her
class.
A box of handkerchiefs TO C. II. Sent
man.
A book to Sarah A. Pearson.
Lizzb Dickerson, wax flowers In
glass case.
Miss Maggie Wells, box of handker-
chiefs.
Miss Maggie Chairs, a flexible backed
Bible.i
Mrs. Mary L. Pierce, a vase of wax
flowers
A beautiful floral device to Owen P.
Bennei.
A book to John Lang.
A silver cake basket to Mrs. Kate
Whitdaft.
A silver card receiver to Miss Sallie
Findleg, organist, from the school.
A silver ice pitcher to M. L. Poole,
Superintendent of morning school, from
the scholars.
Mrs. lizzie Mann, silver cake basket.
Isaiah IL. Thomas, beautiful bouquet.
A bot to Mrs. D. p. Benner.
j, NJ McNelly, basket of artificial
flowers
Mary III azlet. bouquet.
w. X, Grant, a motto, "Simply to the
Cross l cling" handsomely worked.
To Jennie Showalter, box containing
silver spoons.
the photographs of her scholars, with
her ownin the centre.
To W.D. Pickles, silver cake bas-
ket.
To Norman d. Yeatman, bouquet,
also one to Thos. +. Morland.
To Chas. Seminar motto, "God is
Love-"
LydiaPoinsett, bouquet.
Lizzie Guthrie, bouquet with silver
holder.
A boxto Miss LIZZIE Hallowell.
A basket of flowers to MIS- Isaac |
Laura Mccormick, a bouquet with
81 yer holder. s
Edwin Goodwin, a small box, from the |
school. containing five trade dollars.
To Rev j. b. Mamma fine oil paint |
ing, aIillies from Mrs. Showalter's class,
fancy carved card basket from the In
FAINT school, q box, containing q pair OF
The daily gazette., 1878-03-01

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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05
man..

Pg A gentleman wishing to purchase
fine indigo-dyed coat, called upon
Hebrew Z" in whom there is no guile"
The purchaser was very particular to
impress upon the mind of the seller
that he wanted an indigo, not log
wood-dyed cloth, the smell of the latter
being offensive to him. The coat was
selected and tried on, when our Hebrew
friend commenced his encomiums.
Now you must look at dat. It was
feet you like paper on the vail. Dat is
yust vat you vant!" "Yes," said the
customer, " but this is not Il want. This
is logwood-dyed coat don't like the
SMELL" My fren," says our dealer,
"dat is yust vat you want. 1t ish not
that coat dat shmells dat way, no, sir,
dat ish mel
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05

"a A gentleman was accosted by
poor loafer, who asked for charity. 81
will remember you the next time" re-
piled the gentleman. "Please your
honor" said the loafer, don't credit /
deal ON the cash principle"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05

RaS' A stranger, wearing white hat
with very wide Grape nailed to it, was
yesterday looking through the City Hall,
and after he had inquired of policeman
the route to Elmwood Cemetery, the
officer in turn remarked:
You have been bereaved i suppose ~
Not as L knows on" replied the
man.
:" thought you had lost your wife,
and were widower."
"Ah! this hat deceived you," ex-
plained the man. "Well, 1 had the
band put on because 1 don't know
whether m widower or not The old
lady and have had six jaws and three
tussles in three days, don't eat at the
same table, each have key to the front
door, both cook what we eat, go and
come when we want to, and / suppose
I'm as much a widower as anything
else."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05

BJA quack says that he has invented
a remedy for ''the 2-thake, which will
allevi-S all pain 4th-with.r
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05
Incredible Liars.


The French papers in the Autumn OF
1921 mentioned that man named
Desardins was tried, on his own con-
fesslon, as an accompllce with Louvels
the assassin of the Duke de Berrle. But,
on his defense, Desjardins contended
that his confession ought not to be be-
lieved, because he was so notorious for
falsehood, that nobody In the world
would give credit to word he said. In
support of this, he produced host OF
witnesses, his friends and relatives, who
all swore that the excessive bad character
he had given of himself was true, and
he was declared " not guilty."
This case parallels a similar instance
some years before in Ireland. A man
was charged with highway robbery. In
the course of the trial the prisoner roared
out from the dock, that he was guilty;
but the jury pronounced him "not
guilty." The heastonished Judge exclaim-
ed " Good heavens, gentleman, did
you not hear the man himself declare
that he was guilty 2" The foreman
said" We did, my lord, and that was
the reason we acquitted him, for we
know the fellow to be such a notorious
liar, that he never spoke word of truth
in his life, therefore we could not believe
him on OATH"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05

tB-" Do you know" remarked
rather fast Newark youth the other day
to a suffering friend to whom he was
slightly indebted, "Do you know that
L intend to marry and settle down ?"
81 do-don't know anything about it,"
was the reply, bu-but think you had
better stay single and settle up.'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from the
IA errors and indscretlons OF youth, nervous
weakness early decay, loss OF manhood. &C.. |
win send recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary In South America Send self-ad-
dressed envelope TO the Rev JOSEPH 7. IEhAN,
Station d, Btble HoiSe, NeD York CITY. [l6b ly
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05

ca An enraged gentleman addressing
from his chamber window youth who
had been serenading his daughter half
an hour, said, "You are great bore,
and think you mean to keep on boring
until you get water" adding, " there it
is, emptying a pitcherfull upon his
head.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05
Seeing the Elephant.

A rowdy intending to be very witty
thus accosted lady in the street; ;
" Madam, can you inform me where /
can see the elephantP"
"No, but if 1 had a looking glass, 1
would show you very large monkey"
The rowdy sloped.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05
VALUABLE STORE STAND
At Private Sale.

THE subscriber offers at private sale about
erected a LARGE HOUSE. with KITCHEN,
WASH HOUSE and STABLE, and a WELL OF
good water near the door.
etA- There is large STORE ROOM In the
building In which a store has been kept for a
number OF years. The stand IS a very desirable
one.
There is also erected on the premises, another
HOUSE AND STABLE, which will be sold sen.
arately or with the Store Stand, TO suit purchas-
ers. These proper les are located In a good com
munity, with Schools aud Churches convenient
Aar Call on or address
s. l.. HOLLENBAUGH,
Aug. 2l, 77pdl lSandy Hill, Perry 90 !. Pa
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05
Conclusive.

" Mankind" said preacher, includes
woman; for man embraces woman"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05

VMPoRTANT NOTICE. - The subscriber
Il late OF the firm of Rhoades 4 Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens Of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he has opened WAGON
MAKER SHOP, and is prepared to make new
wagons aud repair old ones at short notice. and
at from TEN to TWENTY per cent. cheaper than
he old nrm
a5- Give me call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Blain, August 8. 1867.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-03-05

Ia A Chicago chap advertises for
" steady girls to help on pantaloons.
A fellow who can't help on his panta-
looms, ought to be ashamed to want
girl to do it.