Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-09-21

turliugtsa naWk-~yei~0s.
There are no tramp in Ninpe.ota.
- rnch vosk in the state IL frightens
them away.
Flint river man drives . single
axr- 10 a wagon, harpc~sel lake .
t.r=z. II must he . sort Of an equine
o.
Ipe season Is - far advanced tins
wear ihAs Thanksgiving aay ~ill prola-
ilY cSne Ia about the middle u Sep
fenber.
CalaGel Ingersoll has gone 10 Europe.
thoroughly di>ga~sed with politics.
No.kine Is left him NOV. bat the con-
-olstIons of r~hgioB-
There Is gold in the Bear fzv noun
;a;us. 30 there is in the United States
treasury. And its Just % easy 10 ers
from the one place q from the other.
B.yard Taylor has been sersouslyisl.
He l. ritter nou-bat chat 10 the use
OF txIiflnga mas because he has Q good
appefises Brissie MP Mr.. Taylor. and
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Il a town Is during the month Of Aa-
gusi. xbsn the marshal can lust 70
round and coant the men sitsing on
the empty boxes in front Of the stores
Ky the des line Of vA.ae in western
mortgages, Christine Nilsson 10 said to
have lost nearly $4,000. Hin she'll
Lave TO sing nearly half an hour some
Of these evenings. TO make that mp.
\ New York farmer has invented
;eIt shoe for horses. II he could in
vent some method Of encasing the hind
iect Of the bay mule in feather beds, he
HEould confer q greater boon on bu-
,.laniiy.
/, il very noticeable that the man
who hasn't been inside Of a church
since he was a boy. is the one who
howls the loudest because an over
worked preacher goes away for two
weeks vacation in August.
Watermelons appeared in M!nneapo-
lis and got 80 cheap they associated
with common people, about two weeks
before they were visible in Burlington,
100 miles south. We suppose up at
the north pole fall apples are ripe
about now.
A good circus clown gets from 800
to $50 week, and tho best bareback
rider gets 500 q week. This is enough
to empty the theological seminaries,
whose graduates expect to work for
souls and as much of $500 year as
they can collect.
A Sioux City man blew down the
chimney of his kerosene lamp every
night for five years and never had an
accident, The explosion which burned
the shirt off his back and the hair off
his head occurred on the occasion of
the first blow in the sixth. year.
A Canada policeman was recently
awakened by burglar. ant sent by the
daring robber to the house he had Just
robbed, he stating to the slumberous
officer that he had just seen a man climb
into one of the windows. Let us see
what state is Canada in?
A poor man Of Burlington has been
compelled to turn professional beggar,
Aand he goes from house to house end
solicits the assistance Of the generous
and benevolent, on the ground that he
Las wife and two daughters, and
nothing to support Thorn but a salary
Of 81, 500 a year.
Woman is naturally gifted with
quicker wit, better judgment, greater
self.possession than man, but there are
very, very few women who can appear
ut case and look pleasant when unex.
pected callers suddenly surprise her
with set of teeth in each hand and
none in her mouth. And it is pretty
difficult for the callers to look uncon.
cerned under such circumstances, too.
"You admire my new suit?" asks
Mrs. Kobobulus OF her husband.
Ever 80 much," he replies. 1T is
charming, the very perfection of good
taste" "And I'll bet you an en-
broidered smoking jacket" she says.
"that you cant tell which piece of
goods is the dress and which is the
trimming" Which was an unkind
thing to say, for he couldn't.
1t is bad enough for the young man
pie, but his agony is only made perfect
when he backs up under the sapplinS
where he hung his coat, to find that the
calves have chewed up both tails anu
one sleeve thereof. That is what makes
him, in the bitterness of spirit, re-
nounce the boundless charms that
nature to her votaries yields, and go
home in sad and solitary state, an ir-
religious, citified, CONTEMPLATING un.
believer.
Young woman, if you are going to
lake Minnetonka this summer, you will
want to provide yourself with hat,
and this is the fashion thereof. Take
the big, coarse straw hat your brother
threw away last summer. Sit on it,
sleep in it, let freight train run over
it, pack it in the bottom Of the trunk.
Then when you take it ont, it will be
the correct shape. There is one charm
ing thing about the Minnetonka hat.
use improves il. The oftencr il falls
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