Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-10-18
Notions.

NOltOnS.
Parents, school your issues -Roch-
ester Chronicle.
The Brookyillo Democrat argues that
the best business isl standing advertise
mcnt,
Economy is wealth. Even the stove
pipe is coming out with its last winters
SCOT, Boston Transcript
This motto is respectfully dedicated
10y Echcihcrger to the kookuk hoat
club; Mind your rowin business
Hood, i'll describing tho meeting of
man and u lion, said; "rho man ram
oil with all his might, and tho lion with
all his mano."
A wasps nest contains $4,000 cells,
and you had not better 20 behind the
returns and try and mako II recount
Boston Globe.
DO you know whit tho man got who
"took carp lie got aboard. Nor
liSi0'ea He,uid
We shall learn i'll about the progress
of the Afghan war by the Cabui dis
patches. Boston Iiusitr.
Is that dog Of yours cross broed?"
asked gentleman recently of II
countryman. "No, sir" was his reply;
his mother was u gentle, aiicctionate
cretur.
Some wretch has the audacity to re-
mark that the ladies deck their hats
with flowers in memory of men who
have been killed by millinors bills
HnDord Times
"Who'll be the last man ON earth p
is the sudt n Inquiry hy n Boston
paper. Well, il no ono else will accept
if our country cals-if-~but you prob
ably see the drift. Detroit Fiee Press
When man and his wifo are out
walking, and see love OF u bonnet"
in show window, they are both Of ono
mind, She wants TO 60 buy it, aud he
wants TO so by it, too.--Norristoun Her
aM
With Edson's new machine you can
see man u hundred miles away, but
you cannot SEQ with il the man owing
you n little bill who lodges around tho
corner when he notices you coming
Turner'S Fails reporter
Sergeant; "lIow's this, JonesY What
do you mean by coming on duty un-
shaved? p Jones: " Pm a-growin' Of
my beard, SIR Sergeant: "Then you
must get up earlier and do il, or-or----
anyhow, you must not grow il while on
dootyW
The corn looms up from tho fields In shocks,
! And the young man gooh for warmer socks,
! And the pigeons skim through the mir In nOcka,
And hoaraoncss hints when crow the cocks,
And the merchant palteth" his summer socks,
, And tho white hat gottoth host ofknorks,
And tho small boy sayeth his Xmas rocks,
But whats gone wrong with tho equiuox
IN Yonhery Gazette.
The sweet singer Of Michigan has laid
! in four reams Of paper, and is now en-
r gagged in writing Biblical poem. She
has scratched all tho hair Off the top
Other head hunting for II word To
rhymo with Nobuchadnezzar. Walt
Whitman would make creation"
, rhyme with it, and so straight ahead
Noristoue Hemh.
There are three things that no man
can keep-a point on pencil, n pointed
joke and MI appointment with the
dentist. There are three things which
all men borrow-postage stamps, ciga-
rettes, and car.tickets. There are threo
: things no woman can do--cross before
horse, hurry for horse-car, and un-
dorstand the difference between ten
: minutes and half an hour.--Hdnard
, Lainpo0n.
Extracts from the New York Tribune
criticism. He has dazzled us by his
brilliant and perfect technique. he has
, excited us by his fiery spirit; he has
awed MS by mn indescrbable serene
sense Of force; and he has seized upon
our sympathics; and SO he has won, by
! this series Of victories over the intellect
and affections, most absolute mastery
; Of bis audience +. S." He played
on fiddle. ~ No7ia0uu Herald.
Try not TO pass" the old man said;
Sd the urchin made II next" instcad.---
Nao Hdrn Register And the old man
chuckled ard nudged his pard, for he
held both bowers and the Joker card
bridgeport Standard And the fourth
man muttered, ave can't afford to
have 80 much talking across the board.
! New York Graphic. Then smile DER
the urchin's face did steal, as he threw
down six cards and exclaimed. mis-
deaW- NorT. Herald. No smile, next
minute, that urchin smole, for hand
ful Of spot cards tho dealer dole
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