The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1878-11-15
NEW NOR WEsTERs.

nation.
Current News-Table of tides in ths
almanac.
), -Shakespeare's Hamlet" has beer
= translated into Hindostanee.
T. Excellence encourages one about life
!, generally. 1t shows the spiritual wealth
a of the world
g All the stove foundries in Pittsburg
g are now in full blast, in anticipation of a
e heavy fall busine's.
i Some one ought to invent sewing
machine to collect rents, mend manners
: and repair family breeches.
If Kearney succeeds in making the
Chinese go, perhaps he will turn his atten-
tion to the Keely Motor.
When widow and widower, both
,, with children, get married nowadays, they
call it pooling their issues.
Edward Balm, the extensive wagon
manufacturer of Kenosha, Wis, will turn
out 5000 wagons this year.
J "A resident of Cook county, Texas, has
a set of furniture made from the tree which
his father was hanged on ten years ago.
San Francisco buyers are paying $40
per ton for grapes delivered at the Healds-
burg depot. Eight dollars was the price
last year.
Don Carlos is as poor as they make
en- He keeps his own hens, chop: his
own cut -arounds and makes his wife dress
the babies.
"A reigning belle of St. Louis is to
marry the Mayor Of Honolulu in January.
From this started the story that she was to
marry Tilden.
If you want man for your friend new
er get the ill-will of his wife. Public cpin-
ion is made up of the average prejudice of
womanhood.
You may talk of the lean and hungry
Cassius, but did you ever take side view
of the man who has run a store ten years
without advertising?
| AN Arkansas constable's pistol being
stolen, he advertised that if the thief would
return it he would give him the contents,
and no questions asked.
milwaukee has discovered that her
brewers are using corn and rice inste i of
malt and hops, and now we shall have the
query "Is there any tonic in tonics ?''
An old hat that once belonged to Ma
poleon /. was recently sold for $50, which |
is good price, certainly, when we con-
slider that both the Nap. aud crown are
gone.
The telegraph will be built up the west
side of the Yellowstone and branch at or
near Sherman, the main line passing on the
same side of the river, the branch to Fort
Custer.
If you desire little cheerfulness and
content, take Lincoln's ADVICE and don't
fafs fasfenRf aafs to 81 fEEsessh fiEEses. nnssihiH
A client remarked to his solicitors,
aYou are writing my bill on very rough
naper. sir" "Neyer mind" WAS the re-
ply of the latter, " it has TO be filed before
it comes into court"
Already the ranchmen are cutting down
the telegraph poles on the Deadwood-
Keogh line. 1t is penitentiary offense,
and the off nd srs will find the military
willing to cont them out.
A Virginia woman offers to sell her
husband and apply the proceeds to the
liuuidati ion of the State debt. " can rec
ommend him to purchasers" she adds,
"as man possessing all the qualities a
woman capable of controlling him could
desire.
Out of the 33 employed on the Mem
phis Appeal, only two escaped tue fever,
and out of IA employed on the AodtGnchc,
only two escaped twelve bave died, "a are
sick or convalescing, and 8 have left
Each paper was at one time reduced to one
editor and single compositor.
He was something of a cyuic, and when
he visited the glave of his rich, but hem
pecked FRIEND, few weeks after the burial
and found there heroic-sized female fig
ure in marble. he cried out "Poor, poor
fellow las though it wa, not enough in
life, here he is held down by woman in
| DEATH"
| AT an auction art sale the other day,
marine view was knocked down at hand
some figure, when bluff sailor, who hap
nened to wander in, exclaimed earnestly,
"My stars, if there amt there vessel
/ drifting on the rocks with strong wind
blowing off shore % The artist took his
work home to re-arrango the wind.
You need not be afraid of giving too
ranch. An old darkey said "if aoy OBJ
Won know ob church wat died ob liberal
itv. ies' tell me whar st is, an will take
pilgrimage to it, and by de light OBJ de pale
moon will crawl upon it's moss-coyered
roof an write upon de topn,osr shingle,
BLESSED am de dead who die in de Lawd.'
A clever Tuscarolal was tried at Ell
ko. New, for cattle stealing. The jury
acquitted him without leaving the box, and
9 unon his return home friend inquired as
to the result of the trial. No cause for
action said the party, !" merely killed
the or in self defense and ate him for
, spite, and, of course, was acquitted by the
J intelligent jury"
] The Memphis appeal says: The sex
7 tom of St. Patrick's church reports a case
, where man was shrouded and eneoffined,
but who, when the lid was about to be
shut down, opened bis eyes and asked those
who were performing the last offices foi
him, s.What in the hell are you doing 2
little trepidated, if not consternated,
: they lifted him from his close confinement
and put him TO bed. Treatment was be-
: gun again, and, strange to say, he is now
: conyalescent. He was literally rescued
S oon'@'ose