The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-01-01
FLEA BITES.

maal
THAT Meter business was all net profit
"A man in Louisiana married five times
in eleven months. and snapped his last wife
for shotgun.
Did it 60 of?
Three Presidents lie buried in Ten
nesaee-J ackson, Polk and Johnson.-Ihs'
patch.
And one il buried in the White House
His name is Hayes.
Stanley has arrived at Alden. Arabia
on board the steamship Pachumbs, froa
Zanzibar.
Good. But he could get into A den with
out going to Arabia.
An Iowa Evangelical preacher, named
A. Wagner, has been arrested, charged with
endeavOring to kill his wife.-Er.
It's getting quite common TO kill wives
and that preacher only wanted to be PRO
gressive."
Amt you glad it won't come again fol
. whole year.-E.
What! lnaI OaOy al si.~ L.-.o -isl
green blinds, on Sixth street.
The following are the "opinions OF thu
English press" upon the subject Of the tex
which tells us that Jacob kissed Rachel
and lifted up his voice and wept:
II Rachael was q pretty girl and KEEP
her face clean We don't see what jacob
had to cry about.-Daily Telegraph.
How do You know but that she shapes
his face for him.-Ladies Treasury.
Weeping is often produced by excessive
happiness; it might have been SD il
Jacobs case.-Hadriok's Science Gossip.
The cause of Jacobs weeping was tn
refusal OF Rachel to allow him u kiss he
again.-Noacontormis.
Jacob cried because Rachel threatened
to tell her mamma. -Sund y Gazette.
He wept because there was only ON
Rachel to kiss Gle kenreu News.
He wept for inv because it tasted 81
good.-Jcsih CMoni ie.
We reckon he cried because she had beef
eating onions. British Standard.
Our opinion Is that he fouad after al
sit was not what it was cracked up 4
be."-Neu Hatand Eramincr.
A mistake; his mouth, not his eyes, wa
tered.-Ladies' Chronicle.
He thought il wss . Fast color, but yep
when the paint came Of.-Fine Ar ga
sctte.
He remembered he vas her uncle, aDG
recollected what . prayer book says.-
Church Journal.
He was . fool and did not know wha
was good for him.-Eagtishman's Advert
sH.
He knew there was time to weep; \
had come, and he dared not put il of
Aekodia Ners.
He thought she might have big brother
Sporting Chroniee.
He tried to impose on her feelings, FOL
he wanted her to lend him five shill,ngs.-
Bapeia Guide.
Our friends across the water evidently
send the above explanations to America, t.
obtain the true answer to the text.
He wept because he feared "promiscuou,
kissing" BY church officials would be
called naughty" in future lime. and nj,
privileges would be denied to Beeclier.-
Northern Star.
We know Why he cried; it was becanss
one of her hair pits stuck in his eye
Cdmmeycial Advertiser.
She pulled his beard.-Salem Republi
Gun.
He asked kissi
Feelings of doubt and depression caused
his voice 70 fall =
He kissed
Thensraised his voice a. cats in cater
waul,
-CaEar.y Gazette.
He vept because he could but know,
She "feIt, dear father, about 80 so;"
And knowing kissing wss = vice,
That's only naughty cause its nice.
The BA1oo writes notes on mud.-H1ri
soauilIe Courier.
Yes, notes Of hand. This mud runs fol
30 days. Considerable Of draft-to pull
through il.
The Sedalia 7smes lays claims to Busti
tudinous. They are welcome tn that sable
Wild cat, but the truth Of history must b
preserved, She 10 of JeffemOr City
growth here she received her name. herr
she became m eye-sore to the community,
and The plague of Cohagen's Official bours
of duty. Bot she never graduated in purs
cuasedness until after lengthy sojourn in
Sedalia.-Jef City Th;6sse.
OF Ill The sins that are multitudinous.
The blacklist yet 10 Nis Bustitudinons.
Columbia has had IN srlatncratic we'd.
ding. Two OF three are talked Of in JET.
fesson City. Sedalia shall not mvuopolise
Thu buainem.-N. Louis Journal.
No. just nan-opolise all this sweetness,
fh0n1A