Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-03-01
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Is y lal who has u stcp-iather neccs.
sarily step LADDER
Tho paddcat words our Young men sa,
Are thrsr "lswore on on New Wears aaS +"
\ little girl suffering from the mumps
declares that She feels M though Il
headache had slipped down into her
neck
\ Connecticut man told his wife hp
was bound to have y purgntory ON the
top of his new house. Observatory was
Whit he meant
The sermon moved u dozen m.ns
Their hrlnN tcars flowed thick and M~t,
fhrN bowed their hCade nnd Cinscd thcir ewes,
Indl the money box had pntsrd.
The putlcd-up egotist who says wo.
man cnnnot do anything SO well as
man, has never seen her pack trunk
Nee York Graphic.
When sofia now takes his double.
harrclrd shotgun and steps ont "a hnp
nChristinn, he doesn't trnmblc more than
twenty miles from Constantinoplc.
: How is the weather." asked Sccro-
tnry Sherman. Tho clouds hnyo n
silver lining GroM plutm Hang
out the storm signals. =" Cincinnati Com,
m,4t7ui
II some men were measured by the
size Of their hearts and souls, pun
patch would mako them suit of
clothes, insllRRRino !a.llR}R y" ~
Now does the foolish mnn devour the
cold mince PIE before going 10 bed, and
before another sun appears is surprised
Ia have seen green turkeys, clothed in
yellow hlouscs, hitched to II red omni
bus
The mother had cut her little dnugh-
ter'S hair TO make bangs. Surveying
her own work, sho snid, Bessie. ycstcr-
dny YOU looked ~ if you had no sense
! To-day you look ~ if your mother had
none
A poem sent ii begins, Tho SNOW
cnmc down The information, il
seems 10 us, il quite superIluous,
Now, If the snow had gone NJ, that
would havc been ii very different
thing. Ba6aio Express.
"O, the mud, the terrible mud, GOV
ering the crossings with mn angry Hood !;
on the pavement, over the street, soil.
ing bmgans and danty feet OBJ, how "
fellow rUnrs for blood when his polished
up boots slide into the mud"
Two lrlshmen were proceeding III
company to II jail-yard 10 witness M
execution, when one said 10 another :;
- say, fat, where wud ycz bo II the
hnngmnn had his dues" Bcgorrn,' :
said PAt. 5" I'll jest BE walItin' down this
sthrert alone"
a student IN Pitlis after passing three
years in the IAtin quarter, wrote TO his
father ~ follows hnvo made up
my mind To set 10 work, dear inther
therefore, should like To know wheth.
cr it wus law or medicine TINT came
to Paris to stndy2'
Simmish lady tourist Farmer, could
you let ns have sixpence worth Of now
milk? Farmer (doubtingly) -Saxpcnce
worth, did you say2 Slimmish lady
, tourist Yes. farmcr-h'll gi'o 80 4
penny worth u think it's ~ mucklo NJ
yen hauld.- Jny
4 According 70 the st. Louis Poa the
j wisc man saith in hir heart, will lie
me 10 the upper end Of the street cal
J and sit me down ~ read the evening
pnper,' bat the foolish mas nriscth from
1 his seat near the door and proiicreth i
i 10 the comrly dainsel. =. Gouri"r-Jmrtnl
An elegantly dressed lady got into /
/ Madison avenue car the other day, ant
i although the weather was cool, sh,
could not wcnr her gloves on acconn
: OF her mnny diamond rings. A bulk!
!. horre having twice stopped the car, tn
lady went To the door, and looking II
4 the team for few moments, remarked
d to the driver, THAT ere oif hoss ain
4 n.cd to be drliy on that ere side. ~ Y
Mill
! Somehow Or other, there ii something
Il in the extrcsrion in the eve Of ven
i crable Willhtm CONT, ~ lie Turks aroun'
II livery stable waiting flr MI incnution
j customer To come IN and order Il rip
h that makes you think Of the Rn-sial
+, army III Cpnstanlnoplc eontemp pli1tiil
i the movement. Of the British ileot--
!. Bu,iingto. Huukem.
Il 4 SINGLE orange tree in the Azores j
i one year produced 10000 oranges IN