The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-02-07


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That's tree especially 8, the ktses
aad elbows.
A hepeial minister says that be
has ~ doubt that the time will cone
ahen the members q the choir will
bsha,e joe, - vel ~ other folks
One ga lady said the other day
lhat didh', know anything to be.
ihanlia fof. lot she did feel kidd 81
good 90 thick that b old bombarinc
dr,ss cosid be dted up Tor the wiaser
saason
b. aas very particular. and
ahsH lbe dealer told her that 81 his
ire AS gathered winter before last,
che would rol give bin her order. She
sid be- couldn't palm On bis state ice
60 her
IL choosing 8 wife. says the
chronological Journal. be governed by
hcr chin Many men are governed by
thcif writes chin after marriage, and
they're generally the men who think |
there is another and happier world.
a lady that would please herself
% marrying was warned that her IN.
tended. although good sort Of man
was very Singular. Well, replied tho
lady, Il be Is very much unlike other
nee, he IL much more likely To be a
good husband.
be sweet singer Of Michigan was
smart enough for the Chicago inter.
viewer You were the oldest Of the
family, we're you not be said. No, Of
course not. replied the poetess. Ny
father aud mother were both older than
!
How would you like 10 he 10 my
shoes +, groaned equity invalid to a
tramp who bad called TO complain of
the bard times. The tramp evidently
thought he'd like il pretty well, for be
was arrested with them on half an
hour afterwards.
Hood used 10 tell story Of hyp.
ochoudriac who drove furiously after
the doctor, who was whipping his own
horse al the way for about three miles.
The hypochoudriac finally came along
side and exclaimed Hang j.. doctor,
pull up Pull up instantly | am
dying think you are, cried the
doctor, never saw any one going so
fast,
Men should not be proud or speak
snecringly Of the weaker sex The
best aud strongest aud most honored !
have some day lain across a woman's
knee and while she piled good stroog
arm, made The echoes ring Sith Yah
yah yAhoch ow.ow.yah.ow.
Charlie had been taught by his
father that God made all things. He
began 10 inquire in detail in regard to
various objects. Coming out one day
where bis father was at work he set
his baro foot upon thistle. Obi Pa.
pa. what isthaty That is thistle, 4
Charlie Thistle Did God make il +?
Yes. Charlie, God made the thistle :
Well, be Whitfield it pretty sharp, !
diis't bey
yguug man just engaged on all
ranch, ia Truckce, Cal, was sent
e ddtc yoke II cattle, aud at noon, '
when hs wantej to feed them, was OBJ
: rsra trying to unscrew their horns.
~ or''ey . get the yoke of the ami
mal, lie must he near relative Of
The ghl WIN tried Ia pump milk out OIL
= coy, rs using It's tail as pump a
handle.
lit keeps a man tolerably busy
nov a-days reeonciling The reports that
arc waited over the festive telegraph
wires A day OF Two ago il was stat.
ti tha, suow was six feet on level 10
northern Montana. and now comes ,
startling report that Sitting Bui and
hs gailus chiefs are aepreda,ing those
pats and setting fire 70 The prsiries. I
lie aaltzed out q the front door g
ty a washboard aud two bars u
q soap and a. be straighteued himself
aud walked sfniy down the street. he
remarked; A mao must draw a Iiae :
tomewherc " be cant he boss Of the /
house aud Ill be hanged il III pump
more than oue tub Of water Tor 20 ,
y ashiug, aud there amt woman can
make noe 30 i, unless she locks me 10 {