Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-09-25
/ LITTLE Of EVERYTHING.

Ship bred-Sailors.
Never let baby walk too soon.
He might turn out tramp.
The man who gets up late in the
morning ought to make the best re-
porter, because he always gets the
latest snOoze.
The New York Herald says Theo-
dore ThoE ass departure from New
York is catastrophe. Yes, Thom-
as-cat-astrophe.
A woman in England married Mr..
John Mum. And thus it was full
filled that while other women had
husbands she had Mum.
We should remind Mr.. Kearney
that whatever may be his wicked
ness, the Chinese have never been
known to start newspaper.
The boy who doesn't skulk up
stairs now and then and pack up
his clothes to run away to sea, will
make an awful good man when he
grows up.
"What grain ranks highest in your
market2" A Minnesota man asked
an Iowsn. "Corn." replied the
Hawkeye; "nothing less than kernel" /"
Is there scientific man in the
country who can tell, after a sock
gets q hole in it, what becomes of
the material that once took the place
Of the aperturea
The Funnygraphers: "They are the
abstract and brief chronicles Of the
time; after your death you had bet
ter have bad epitaph than their i'll
report while you live."
OF course a barking dog doesn't
bite; neither does biting dog bark.
The trouble is, nobody knows when
the barking dog is going to quit
barking and go to biting.
A man never feels so happy as
when some one tells him that he
would be selected from the common
herd in an instant. He even for
gets that he could be selected by
his red nose.
1t is left for futurity to produce
two men who have sufficient Chris
tian grace to occupy different Offices
on the second floor of building, and
then not wait for each, other to sweep
the stairs.
That book about paragraphers, by
Lukens, Of the New York News, will
be out about October 90. He wanted
to keep 1t over till April the first,
but the photographers wouldn't LET
him.
A city man went out in the coun.
try the other day with two red-head.
ed girls, and everybody thought he
was the agent for an elastic light
mandatory travelling with sam
Piles.
Experience is dear teacher, is iii
BY gracious, somehow the expert
enced hen always knows that the
foraging in the next yard is alway:
the best, and she never paid cent
for the experience either.
A remarkable-almost incredible
accident happened in Virgins
yesterday morning. A woman at
tempted to kindle fire with Goa
oil and-succeeded. The can didn'
explode, and no injury was done.
Feathers will be universally worr
this winter Fashion Item.-Gues!
not. We shall not wear feathers
not solitary feather. If our friend,
choose to make themselves ridicu
lous, they can do SO; but no feather.
for us.
Nothing will create, even In ths
man of the most sluggish disposition
such q lively aud intense desire tG
set on foot thorough investigation
as 10 hear dog growl in the dark,
and not know just exactly in which
direction he heard it. lergn4
Words are little things but they
strike hard. We WELD them SO
easily that we are apt to forget their
hidden power. Fifty spoken, they
fall like the sunshine, the dew, and
.drizzling rain; but when unftly, like
the frost, the hail, and the tempest.
Some poet wants to know what is
sweeter than the close Of day, when
the sun sings its golden smiles on
the nodding violets, and the wood
land brooks lisp and patter over
opaline pebbles, and all is serene in
the tender after-glowg We think
we can tell the poet of some,
thing sweeter than that-Kidney
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