The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-11-23
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

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islature.
s,Iook out for the paintm shouted boy III INC
gallery of Chicago theatre, when the nero VI
the play kissed the heroine.
Johnny was whipped at school Tor p'c'' "
mischief done by another boy Verdict HIS
placed switch
Most Young men are on the outlooh 'ol Hoo'
onenngs, and vet they don't like for the ola MA"
TO show them the door.
"The ablest lawyer the greatest poet, ana the
meanest man in the state, is the way vermont
paper speaks of one of its citizens
Milwaukee editor has been held for contempt
If coprt Int wants the charge changed TO DIS
gusted with the Internal old hyena oil Il Judge
The Alta California calls Emperor William the
leading anti.socialist Bill Of the age
When usefulness is considered, the man VINO
smol,es cigarettes dwindles into insigniiicance
~, ,,osido If the individual who smokes hams
# NAV have been somewhat deficient IN guam
tity hut there was disputing the quality OF Tue
Buaalo girls trousseau who got married III
$50 pair of stockings.
Rem. Butler. since the Massachusetts election
e said 70 be hiding from the body snatchcrs.
The religious newspapers of England are as
cnssmp the momentous question, "OuSht cIcr'
gvmen TO wear moustaches" y contemporary
thinks that as cold weather is coming on, they
shonId and ON DAYS of extreme severity they
might add pair of trousers and thick vest
An editor, describing church in Minnesota,
binnS i'm we
don't 20 IN for style The latest person has the
softest seat and takes it out with him ut thccioSe
Of the services"
Chicago allows an interval Of only one day
CASUALLY election day. between summer ana WIN
ter pork packing; and Miles kehoe says he mas
il cleaner business to pack pork than to pack a
caucus.
An Iowa editor thus acknowledges present Oh
cranes: "We have received basket oil grapes
from our friend W., for which he will accept our
compliments some Of which are nearly TWO IN
chcs in diameter"
4 lady correspondent Of the christian Ad'ocat',
writing from some of the watering places alter a
dance saws. "The ow-neck dress is an abom-
nation into which the press ought to look" lrot
out your denominations.
"Theres net a weed in the garden but has a
mission" remarks Spurgcon. That's prooaDly
the reason why the average boy is so sentimental
about laying hold of garden weeds boston nfoot'
The Ackcy Gowa) Enterprise commentaries
the death Of Mr. r. i, Hurley in verse, as FOL
lows:
His name was Reuben Hurley,
That lamb of God that died,
His hour of life struck IL nearly,
When he left his mothers side
Young man, improve your opportunities ana
get ahead of Washington. If you can't get
ahead of the Father Of his Country in any other
way. 20 buy a three cent postage stamp.-Wh't-
hail Times.
The hottest man of the time lives In New Or.
leans lie went into Il tobacconists store, bought
two cigars and said courtcously to the proprietor,
''If you do not object to the smell OF tobacco,
will smoke one of these cigars here
2loycrs sat beneath the shade
And un2 the other saycd:
"IIow "A that you bc9
Have smiled upon that suit OF NINE;
If 5a heart, it palps you
Thy voice is nut melody,
IT'S to be thy loved |, =
Say, 0y nymph, wilt marry me.'
Then lisped She "Why, l3ly"
St Louis JouHdl.
The first fifteen minutes following a marriage
engagement may be turned from ccstatlc bliss TO
bitter gal by the girl remarking that she can tell
a Brazilian pebble from diamond in ring with
her eyes ahut-Fre Press.
She hath flew to join the angels
And likewise the chcrubm;
Some have died of @rysipelas
But twas Worms that allied him."
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