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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1878-07-26

We canot be too grateful for the discovery
Of any remedy which will alleviate the suf-
ferings of humanity, not only in the pangs of
pain which the patient alone suffers, but in
the distress which it entails upon others.
Most every sufferer from his own personal
experience is aware that the ordinarymethods
oftreating Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica
and kindred diseases by internal medicine,
is of no avail, and so fast is this impression
gaining hold upon intelligent patients that
they demand more potent remedy. The
discovery of LAwsoN's CURATIVE was
priceless boon to thousands who have been
cured, and the thousands who are now being
relieved of their terrible agonies bear willing
testimony to its virtues.
Here we have CURATIVE agent whicn
though applied externally exerts a powerful
and benehcent influence on the whole nerve
system--a remedy Of indisputable efficacy
seldom failing to afford prompt relief in
cases of acute or chronic pains in the nerves
or muscles.
For every kind of rheumatism, for
Neuralgia in every Form, for nervous or
Sick Headache, for Nervousness, for
Lame Back or Side, for ErysipeIas, for
Diphtheria and Sore Throat, for Chill
hIains, for Sprains Bruises, Cuts, Wounds,
for Burns and ScaIds, for Toothache In
fact for all Pains, Infammations and
Swellings no remedy is known which pos
sesses the remarkable healing and soothing
qualities, which is so universal in its charac-
ter and scope or SO simple and safe in its
application. For these reasons LAwsoNs
CURATIVE should have a place in every
family. It viii there prove its value in in
Vulnerable cases to prevent lingering diseases
and should be kept at hand ready for instant
use.
Sold by all Druggists.
PRICE, One Dollar per Bottle.
8 Bottles for $500.
Prepared by
Lawson Chemical Co., Cleveland, Ohio.
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
Haw TO Make Good Vinegar.

P.fre cider vinegar is tlis' best vlneg ]
mlde; that manufactured fi''m wiuc ls
excellent, bnt mich too expensive fni
gru~Falust. T1 make tirSt-rhtrartlrh
from glider isa very simple matter, :"
much s0 that many pnnipl"glSts filili
the entiiefsfHditet of anpl"'-oiriari
into vinegar. is tlt ltnSt tiOlbleSnin
and often the most pynfital,ls, llsr thai
can be made Of it. It's only necesslr,
to let the aei,l fermentation take place
In the right temperature, With the l'nnH
open and litt II "Bother' added from
a barrel already made and in Use.
Iron -i,Onnb whisky cask, which can b'-
purchased at sniuil cost second hand,
wrlrpieferred for this purpose, as those
witt,wOalen hoops ARE liable to prove
troufaea,,ne from hreakaye of hoors
and leaking of the c;isk in consequence.
When vinegar is ~ lt. made directly
from the apples the process is +" grind
the fruit tt,arsely. entting II M just suf-
ficent to gain the juice, aud LET the pom
ace remain in Il VAT for several days be-
fore pressing Length enough to undergo
fermentation, then press out as usual
and leave the juice in open vat or. other
vessel two or three days, after which
draw off in barrels or casks and let re-
main with the bung out and Il g;1uzt or
netting over the 0rlnce 10 Keep the HltS
out ntftil ready for corking. Cider
should stand nearly or quite one year be-
fore having the bung replaced or being
bottled up. ''.<- 81. .-.,-t. x '.< ''--.
FoGs making small quantities of vine
gar there is no bettir place than the
farm-lRssse garret or loft of any out
house. Ia manufacturing large quanti-
ties the barrels may be stored in snetl or
outhouse warmed l,y the rays of the sun.
All package, whether large or small,
snonld be left with the burg out until
fully made, that the. air may come in
contact with the cider. The addition
of little mother" assist mntters. and
farmers not zunfrequently, wien desir-
Gus nf turning tllc cider to vinegar
quickly, add u small quantity of wafer
say in the proportion of two to three
gallons To une barrel of cider. -sz.EGy
When tile casks are stored for the
winter in epfiarsf fthepreferepee ~ given
to out-hursass sinal Shetl they Ssh0ls be
rolled out in the spring and placed un-
der a. shed with the open blIngs exposed
to the suns rays, hut the casks shaded.
When the vinegar is to he niule from
the cider already produced, he sure that
it is pure and praceeti :nc,rlios to di-
rection already giveh.-lS, Y@World.
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
~ = --11-1-
She Loved Hi am After All.
Virginia City Chronicle

A curious row occurred on the trail
which brought up he txcur>iunistS from
the Iurners' plcnie "n Sunday last. Ju>l
as the train WAS leaving tii, grounds !;
tatly-attliesl and interesting little G 4.
man lady boarded one of the fiat cars
and hrgalhtoWetp bitterly. the sym
pithltSpt the passengers were aroused
by her grief, ;in,l WHEN asked what was
the nlatNr SHE replied:
"On! mine husband leaves me fuI
some of dose VAT vlmn,ii.s. Nnt do you
tink dot IIan-did He dakrs hr,e trink,
NIT dose viin,,GiIiS, uiid he litll,s 't-m on
de drain.' Ven says 'V"t tor, Tom
yon'do dot he knmk> me down.
Here. the Passengers became very
much aroused. and several offered to ~
and trash the husband if she wouI'
point him out.
"Oll! dot amt ALL" she continued
sobbiHg. g. &c.,
"What - exclaimed hall II dozen men
spring,ng. llp. " "Wuat else? Tell Il:
what else
oh! de worse ding married voomal
ever hah to eIake. (i'"su"'D He >lng>
Bull down Dot Pint" Oh my heart
will prak sire. (Bnn, hoo, ho"-o-o!! :,
Bull Down Dot Print Shu>t diuk ol
dot, t,4nd ! bis luvin' vile! | could 20
undSdiuwnt myself after hearin' him
sing dot pad song"
Here the passengers found it impossi-
BILE to restrain heir laughter, and ut this
point the husband got ON the car, and
seeing his wife in tears began to abuse
her. Three of the passengers rose W
and said they would break every bon.
in his body il he didn't dry up. H.
found things quite warm, and W hen i
suggestion WAS made to pitch him of
the carhe quieted down at once. Petty
soon, however, he insulted one OF the
men wllOtOnk his wife's part, and he
was'knocked down. In an instant all
hands " ere in the fiacaS and those Wfo
had Threatened to throw the husband
off the train sprang and attempted t.
do it there and then. AS they were
about to pitch him over the railing his
injured wife sprang in, embracing hln,
told the crowd to stand back. " He's
my huspant-de pest man vat even
lifted. Now, you git pack, everybody
DOn'd You lay IL vinger on aim!
This ludicrous sceue set the belllge-
rents to laughing. and some one re-
marked that the woman WAS Il fool foi
taking her husbands part after being
hit. At this several men who had been
taking the husbands part remarked
tilat tnty Nlu not KNOW lie iiau Deel
beating his wife. and felt sorry that
they had sided with him, and in order
to show their change of heart were
this@pOint those Who had threatened to
throw him eft in the first instance took
his part and swore that 10 one should
touch. him, s.ss.y. s.., ...z
All this while the wife WAS kissing
aud embracing her pugnacinns lord and
sobhing' N, his neck. AS the train
nrnrt,l Gull Hill he vowed that he .won''
c ,mn,it suicide, and suddenly made 81
rlShtnj jump down between the plat
forms Of two caIs. bur was stopped by
TIE crowd. At Gold Hill, when the
traits was Stopped. he spfang over th'
railing and ran "tf in 'lle darkness, fol
lowed l,y his wife, crying our. %, Tom
vor tiie l0fe of heaven. hold ON
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
ON Growing Fat or Lean.
M. D. in New York SUM-

Having paid some attention to the
subject of increasing aud diminishing
the amount nf Htl,l,OSe tissue in the
,IllnAu frame, perhaps | may he permit
| .t,l to say Il word on the matter. 1t Is
quite true that certain kinds Ut diet are
htDre fat forming than Others, but 1t
Toes not therefore follow tllut IL person
diving on this kind of tIiet-Say, for i'll
aaiCr, buck wheat cakes aud Barha~
dues suyar-wil become fat. In many
.'hs,.S which have come under my own
| 0t,>e, vatlon all attempts to increase he
,muunt of fat hy means of II special
lIet (rarhonaceOn>) have ended III the
person becoming bilious aud suffering
!r"n Il corgested liver and constipation.
Jl the other hand have known persons
fatttm on bread and water. The late
Mr.. Swain, OF Philadelphia, for many
, ears of his life ate nothing but bread
md m"I;.ssts, and yet he WAS short.
healthy looking man. Mr.. MtChi, the
'ninent English agriculturist, acco ding
10 Ills own statement, can increase his
weight materially 10y merely taking al
tXtr.l lump or two of sugar in his tea.
Another gentleman becanle fat and
rud.ly checked by adding Il pint of ale
20 his midday repaSt. But these are ex-
| reptional cases. As Il general rule, 1t IL
person in good health, obtaining seven
or eight hours sleep per night, and not
uver-wOrked, does not get fat Ou a
mixed diet, he won't get fat a all, and
neither buckwheat cakes and Barlmdoes
sugar cod liver oil, nor any other fat
producer will fatten him. Sound sleep
is one one of the best fat producers that
know of, and then it has the advant-
age of increasing the general health and
strength at the same time. Bewale OF
altering your diet tor the mere purpose
of putting ON more flesh. Result may
follow that you dream not of.
1t is easier to reduce flesh than to in
crease it, as IL general rule. But there
may be danger even here. Many Of
those obese gentlemen who followed the
RAnting system. and tried to live on
lean meat, Il very little bread and il glass
or two of sherry per day, found them
selves with seriously disOltlered kidneys,
he result of Il highly nitrogenous diet.
They might have obtained that loose
ness for whicl. they reduced the total
quantity of food consumed, and eaten
less bread, potatoes, aud starchy food.
and more turnipS, cabuages, beetS, cu
cumbtrS, melons and other watery arti-
rles of diet, and taken more exercise
and less sleep. AS II rule, fat people
are large eaters. They will tell you
they are not. Don't believe them. Flesh
and fat are not formed ont of nothing.
\ stout youth of my acquaintance told
me that he ate "a mere uothing,' and
only slept four hours per diem. | found
that he really ate as much ut one meal
as could eat at three, took little or no
exercise, and slept nine ar ten hours out
Of the twenty four. "Lungh and grew
fat " is III, old saying; hut [ have not
found fat people, ais Il rule. mirihfui,
hut, on the contrary, rather grave. |
mean the very fat. not the merely
plump. have, too, met with fat people.
who were exceedingly nervous, though
It is generally supposed that nervous
people must necessarily be lean.
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
What is " Tuckimg :"
Reno (Nev.) Gazette.)

A bothered looking citizen came into
the Gazette office yesterday afternoon
and respectfully asked to he let look ut
| the dictionary. He rat down and rather
anxiously tllumbed Webster awhile.
/ "What word are you looking fOr?''
asked IL reporter, seeing that the stran-
ger had failed ro strike the trail.
WELL" said the man, in burst of
confidence, lyon see I've only been mar
ried u short time, and my wife's gone up
to 'rrlickte Ou u visit, and she's written
| to me to look in the bottom of her trunk
for IL lot of 'tucking,' and send it to her.
Now, what | want TO know, what in
blazrs is .tucking9 1t amt in the die
tiOnary."
"Tucking9" said the reporter, briskly,
"why, tucking il the stuff the girls make
by poking sort of short turned fish
hook through a hole and catching the
thread and drawing it back again"
Then tflr editor spoke ecuutemptu0usly,
and said that ii man who was so ignoraut
Is that ought to hole his tongue. What
reporter had described WAS crOcheting.
Every -hnty v Ongl,t to knew what tucking
sa&, The ladies in making it usA Il lit
with thread wound np inside Df it.
rucking could l,e purchased he believed,
For ten or fifteen cents a yard, and Why
girls should waste n whole
'l,y in making what they rould get for
short bit was more than h- could under-
stand. IN answer to n question from
the ahmiring reporter. the editor said
'Ie had been told that iuckins WAS used
in trimming the unle,garm-nts of the
fair sex. hut wi,v things shoii.i l,e or
namrntrd which q fellDw would get
licked for trying to lock at--ar perhaps
shot-was beyond his eomprtlension.
The married stranger said the editor
WIS mistaken; that the article he mem
finaad was uat tucking-it was t:stiny.
This he knew for IL fact.
The editor observed that when n man
ranle to the Gazette Office for informa,
tion the editor, when he gave it, didn't
like I" he told he lied. II the stranger
wanted to avoid trouble he had better
get ont and GO to the devil. As the !
editor had grown red in the face and
his eyes were blazing. the married stran-
ger cougled feebly and slunk down
stairs. asj
In the meantime, what is "tuckingsn
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
The Woman Who Was Afraid
OF Being Kissed.

A man was once walking along one
rna,l, ,thd .t WO.i.Ln along ..nntntr. Inr
rulu, unaliy united, ANT man ant wo-
.IalI, rracllug Tie Junction at the s;tIiit
tiluc, walked Un from there lOEetntr.
Inc nidil was carrying ii large IRON kct-
tic Oh Ills back; III one iiand he held hy
tite legs Il live chicken, III the other t
cane, ana he Was leading IL goat. just
as t!iey We're coming To IL deep, dark ra-
yiuc the WOln;lti said to- the man, Il am
atraiu tp go tlrnugi that ravlne with
sUu; IL Is Il lonely place, and you might
.,vtrpOWtr me aud KISS ne 10y force"
If you We're afraid of that said the
man, ''SOu shouldn't nave waiksA with
n,e 1T u!l NOW eau possibly overpower
you aud KISS you by force when | have
tni> great .ron kettle Oh my back, cane
In one hand aud II 1--we chicken in the
other, aud am leading this goat7 |
mlght ;ls we'll be tied hand and foot"
Yes" replied the woman, "but it you
should stick your cane into the ground
and tie the gaat to it, and turn, the kettle
Dutton side up, am! pat t,e chicken into
1t, then you might wickeslly kiss me, ip
spite of my resistance" Success to thy
ingenuity, 0 woman Z" said the rejoicing
man to iilWself; IL should never have
thought of sucii expedieut."
And when they came to the ravine he
stuck his cane in the ground aud tied
the goat to il, gave the chicken to the
woman, saying, Hold it while l cut
some grass for the goat" aud then, low
ering the kettle from his shoulders, i'm
prisOned the CHICKEN underi it, and wick
euly kissed the woman, rs she was afraid
he would.
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
n 4ssN SsaS S1F4&s S9afst
A Murderer Murdered Because
me Revealed his Murders.

Wilmington. Del.,s November 21.--On
Thursday morning IL colOre.l man drag
ged himself to IL house near Vandyke's
StrtiOn, on the @ teen Anne and Kent
Railroad, near the Delaware R,iirmti
He stated that his name was Jones, and
that some time ago two daughters nf II
white woman named DMlsrh had illeyi
innate children. The children were
killed and Jones hired to bury them an
der the threat that he wauid be killed
if he ever revealed the crime. 4 few
days ago he toll the crime 10 ii cutnrs.,i
woman, and on Tues lay two men, pam
ed Vincent and Newcuni, cnnsins of the
girls. caught him and lacked him ND an
the DndSon farm. promising not to harm
him ii he ,w0Hla leave the State. This
heagreed TO do and nn Tuesday might
the two men, accompanied hy Mrs. Dod-
sou, started witt, the neg,r. in !, carriagt
for Delaware. About midnight, in the.
wmals near Vanikye's Station, this side.
of the Beaawafe line, the .iiIen took Jones
and prepared to kill him.
He begged hard for life and promised
never, TO return, but the w,nnan told the
men fn kill him and he done will, it,
They fred, hnth bullets taking effect i'm
the negi1,'s head, AMI then dragged him
q short distance in the Weeds an;l left
him for dead. He revived, however,
sufficiently to reach farm -house, where
q magistrate was sent for and his de-
clarati0n taken. He eau not live. ...
The two MEN have been arrested, and
the woman will l,p arrested tu-tlay. aa
Wilmington, DEL. Nov. 21.-The full
nameaof the parties referred t0 in a
previous, adispatell In connectiOn witt,
the murder OF tile negro James. are
William Nrwcnm, Philip Vincent and
Mrs. JOHN F. Dndson, The men are not
coNsins of the girls, az reported, hut are
believed to be their seducers, All the
parties have hitherto moved in high
socialcircles.
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
6NEE Es OtlOS

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Floral B'!sinrss Cards, Sunday School cards
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Also the finest and ss,iipt complete assortment
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St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
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ASH & ROBBINS
dee 22-ly $50 Fulton St. Brooklyn, n Y
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
1Ne Confederate !S0sd6eg'S
RETURN, OR THE LOST CAUSE.

\ magnificent picture. beautiful in desjrp
ana artistic Ia execution. 1t represents ~ Con
.htrrair soldier after the W;lr returning IN his
n"ir, Witch he finds ruined by shot and she'll
huhilS lonely and tlrsulate. In front of the
riu'ltu cottage, telling sad tale of the miserjrs
{" var, are i've graves with rude crosses on
one OF Whlrl some friendly hand has hung a
-Hr!i'nd. the graves are overnung by u weep
tlE willow, in the shadow ot which stands ,he
rt1'ir''ttt soldier with howcd head, as il think
tag nt the p;,~t To the right the calm river
amt rlslnE moon ind cate peace and rest, The
STARS seen through the trees represent the South.
rrn rnHS dlhped over tho graves, an embl, uy
OF the "n;r'leratr tag az well as n han bnger
"i hl1%htcF tstss 70 come. The flood of glorious
n'h'itl13sA. streaming through the trees and re-
h"rtlnG on the peaceful river adds to the sen
luHtnt and beauty of the scene and its s,r-
rnllndings. No description OF this gem OF art
VIII du 1t lusticeit must he seen. 1t il II pic
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should mud place II every southern home. It
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o'c col.y Will hc sent by mail in paste-h.lart
roller. 10 any address, posi- paid, on receipt Of
% cts; three copies for 80 cts or six for 81, IN
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until they are sold. No trouble to sell them
Send stamp for our Catalogue and terms.
Address,
Z. tREGAR & CO., Publishers,
""F. ~ l68 Market ST., Chattanooga, Tenn.
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
They had been engaged about tiftee,

They had been engaged about fifteen
minutes and she nestled her head IL
little closer under the shadow of his
monumental shirt collar, aud whispered: I:
"And now, what are you going to call
me, Algernon Z" Birdie =" he wIiiS-
prr,l rapturnlsly, while his ytice tren-
hIed With tender enlntioll, always and
ever, nothing hut Bir,lie!" Aud she
fairly cooed with delight. lie kept his
word although, with the growing pre-
ci>i"rI of middle age, he has hrcnn,'
s;,eci tic and does not deal in Swt, ping
< .nera!ities any more, ana =" it WAS
going in the back way to borrow an AK,
Il ca y of sugar and the ciSt, rn pn!...
heard him call heran old "sAyt. i,rn."-
burlington Hlwkcye.
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
Fats Epilepsy
FALLING SICKNESS

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AotirtS7, ASH 4 ROBBINS,
dee O. il $50 Fulton 81 It,,o;irn y v
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07

CHEESE TOAsT.-Takea slice Of good
rich old cheese, cut mp into small pieces,
mt it. ina tin ar iron steW-pan, and to
one cup of milk add three eggs; beat
eggs and milk together and poHr ON to
cheese; set 1t on the stove, and when it
begins to simmer, stir briskly until it
forms a. thick curflle; then pour the
toast and carry to table.
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
BOARD Of Health Parish OF st. B.ankry.
OPELOUsAS November 9Th, 1873.

Board met. called bv DR.. R. H. Littel Presi-
inent. Present: Drs. C0nke TAttill ami Camp
hell. DIR. Canpeli acting Secatapy. DR. Psv
President Beard OF Health Of the T,wn Of One.
lntsas present by request. 1t ia the opinion
Of the Board of Health that the quarantine
sIatl"n at CalanerO Bridge. and station on the
N"rthern boundary between St. Landry and ths
Frassh OF Ayoyellas be dispensed with - =.
Resolved that atquarap tine regulation at Church
VII ana Little Devil remain In force until the
OF the hoard is authorized to raise the nnaran.
Tine unless he has reason for not doing 40.
JAS. G. CAMPBELL, M. ID.
...E ---~-----.---------.-----S Secetary, pro tenn
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07
&%I@ is not eaSjIy earned in heSe times,

St. % q ~ is not tiSjIy earned in these times,
sD but II can tG made il three mont hs
hN any one OF ri'!s:r i,"A, Ill any part "f the
country Whn IL willing to work steadily at the
employ mcll that we lllri5I. S66 per week iii
your owl town. Nnu need not he away from
home over night. IOn can give ynllr Whole
time tn work. or only your spare moments. We
have agents who are making over 500 per day.
All who engage ut once cam make ninUty fast.
Af the present time money cHtnut he made 80
easily and RAPIDLY at amy other n'lSilpSS. 1t
costs nothing 10 'ry the business. Terms and
S. Outfit free. Address at once.
IL. HAlIETT /, CO.,
nov 10 Prrtiiind. Ndtn,
St. Landry democrat., 1878-12-07

A Cubb country school teacher saws
he never felt unequal to any demand in
he line of his professions, excepting on
one OCCASION, when a farmer brought
his bouncing tift+en-vt;,r old daughter
t" the school, and walking up to the mas
ter'S desk. said
"Flmt's my youngest gal, and if ever
you catc! her H-Sli;lin' down hill with
the boys, ljnSt wantyo to trounce her."