The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-11-14


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spell.
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Wbca = mans upper story is with.
cot teraais lis mouth all announce
tbe fact
Watd .aiI 81 the Mormoas
Their feisios 10 siogulaT. bat their
wtser ato plural
Evansville, Ind. burglars bave ~
more iAea Il the eternal fitness Of
lbjugs than 10 RIB az editors house
Albert Smith once wrote bic ia
i,ials 10 hotel register, A wag wrote
jest underneath Two-thirds Of the
truth.
There il time for al their things.
1t j. time 10 leave when young lady
asks you blAndly how the walking is.
Detroit is To have a ball. in which
none bu, blondes are 10 participate
We suppose they will trip it on the
light fantastic toic
"A clergyman Ia Iowa, a few days
since, warned bis congregation against
trying TO hide their souls behind fse
cent piece
What an effect climate has on nat. /
ufal development In California they
make alcohol out OF beets. Here we
make beats out OF Alcohol.
"A Frenchman Boosting OF the in
vcnlion Of bis own countrymen, said
they invented the lace rufiies. Alb, ali,
said John Bull. aud we added shirts to
them.
A correspondent Of a Lewiston
louraal says paid short but very
pleasant visit TO neighbors COW yes.
terday Wonder il he stopped TO tea
and took cream.
The growth Of the English Ian
guage will never cease. A Western /
paper heads an article upon the murder
OF son by his father. ilicide. How
would soDnycide answerl
Respect for woman. says French
writer, requires us never 10 doubt
word she utters seli.respect. says
Snodgrass, requires us never TO believe |
word she saws.
Did you think Of me while you
were gone tenderly asked an up town
woman a her husband who bad just
got back from Florida. He said he did |
once. II was when he saw 40 alliga- |
tors jaw.
"A professor was eIpostulating I
with student for his idleness, when
the latter said les of no use ! was
cut out for loaier Well. declared /
tue professor, surveying the student
critically. who ever cut YOU out under
stood bis business
IL il not time that you paid me
that IS 7 said the farmer to his neigh. !
Dor Faint due. was the reply. But,
said he iarner. sou promised To- pay
whea yeu ct back from New York. \
Well, hain been wac the reply.
Swarizmeyer TO his wife Now
sec here. mine loi. better as you had |
Yaweup lea leetlr op von dot candy I
eatiu phher dyr lirst thing you dal I |
know. &c hal some toothache 10 his
teeth, uni bal been skwallia around
ail night nil der cholera mofbus IN his I
iAv ioptitf
"A Bostnu mau rerks divorce from /
his vile because she woa't move offer. /
81 ihsa 'asce year He just dotes on I
putliua duvn carpets and putting up
stoves. and ea,iug his supper on the
head Il a -four barrel.
80 be other day. as two newly ar.
rived Mlcks we're wAltiBg up KeAFney
street. pavement trap door opened 1
and Chinese store porter emerged. |
Begoffa said oae Of the paddles. II
the hay h"ns haven't got tunnel clane
thra' trem Chince. bad luck 20 thin
L. the Lile u Wilberiorce is The
follo~iag rs.ry 10 bic diary; Went 10 I
hear Nr Foster felt much devotion,
sad ~ondefeA al man ~bo fell asleep
during the psalms During the SER