Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1878-04-05
ALL SORTS,

Debtors are usually free from remit
tent fever.
IF your foot is pretty, show ito
q life insurance agent.
Modesty is priceless jewel, but if
like the paint in woman's cheek it is
only put on, it loses its value.
A Tennessee paper has poem entitled
Smile Whenever You Can" Tennes-r
see editors always do.
A wicked man killed himself in the
lowest level of Nevada mine, and an
account says: Thus his alleged soul
was saved over half mile transporter
| ton"
Woman" says a western female on
the lecture platform, wants bread, not
the ballot" However. if she we're real
y compelled to choose between the two,
she would probably take new bonnet.
Even the most refined and polished Of
men seldom conceal any Of the sacrifices
they make or what it costs to make them.
This is reserved for women, and is one
of the many proofs of their superiority
in all matters Of affection and delicacy.
Life is stream which continually
flows down and never returns. We die
daily, for each day takes away some por-
ton of our life the days which are past
are gone forever; the present moment
only is our own.
A little boy asked his mother TO talk
to him. and say something funny How
can !" she asked, don't you see l am
busy baking those pics p "Well, you
might say, Charlie, won't you have a
pier That would be funny for you"
Among the many surmiscs as to what
will become Of the last man, it is queer
that no one has yet discovered that he is
destined to be talked to death by the
last woman. Now the question arises
what becomes Of the last woman? An
swer; died because she had nobody to
talk to.
rs there hell ?" is the question that
is now agita;ing the country and being
freely discussed from the pulpit. Some
of those who have come TO the conclu-
sion that there is no such place, will pro-
badly soon enough find by practical ex-
periencc that they are laboriDg under
deIusion. What we want to know is, il
there is no hell, where do delinquent
subscribers who keep printers in excru-
ciating torment during life 60 after
death II there is no punishment for
such hereafter, life will have lost all its
charms for the rural editor.
II is a calamity when able bodied men
are willing TO be idle, aud live on tho
bounty Of others. 1t is unfair to those
who have TO support them, and il is a
great damage to themselves. 1t belittles
man TO live on the bounty Of his
friends. 1t destroys ones self-rcspcct,
and when one ceases TO respect himself,
he can hardly expect others to respect
him. 1t has bceu said that four-6iths Of
mankind are supported by the other fifth
and il is probable that one-haf ofthe de-
pendent four-ifths are as competent,
physically, to earn their own living as
those who sustain them.
A Belfast, Maine, housewife. who in-
cautiously made use Of rotten line 10
dry her weeks washing. during the
furious wind. realized sad Disaster
An the nameless and indescribable gar
meuts tuggcd furiously at the line. The
shirts seemed TO belong to giants, and
the drawers were filled with prefer
natural plumpness. until the line broke,
aud the whole laundry wealth Of the
household took fight upward aud onward.
A farmer residing 10 the southwestern
part Of the city saw their approach, led
by pair Of gray drawers. and ran for
bis gun. shouting, "Wild geese l'-
Further particulars are awaited with ia
terest.