The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-10-04

WhSha b1u bis n1mS10 even Tongue
Aud Vbers bis pniss y o1dly n1g-
W~IihoJnhdeBes be takes the stAod
ABdlesIh At last. he'sin e0nHnAnd.
LoSkinR around on thoss bslOE
he dc his nasal hGrH . blow
AbdtsU have more pm6deneT
In blbvtng their 1Vn horns THAI hs-
Thea, swelling With ponPndty,
He tcrias 10 aIy 'iast besE 81 me-
some Seconds tins he stlFea around,
AmId : Silence most profound.
Thea, AIO9Iy, be begiRs his spesth
In tOees 70 IGs they hardly reach
The nuom's Tar limltS-be1t : pause
Elsaes. and Ger his SJosh be dFaNA
HIS 'kerChIsL, ~ II te6Tsdl start
Cnhydden ifSn hts usgTlietaI han-
Dgt fun that sOuFue no Ieau can Sow
BecAase It's dhed up LONG lgo;-
Then Tislng " his utmost hight
IN Iip-IOs i0EAspddsn aIEhL
RsoinnenrinE hisIfIti0n,
In . l1oder ihDnat1On,
Win rinEfnF voice and forward rush
NJ totrS forth rlatitRdea Of kush!
AkSt and did ''ImPrOmplu' talk
priVsFul glibly UlLhuuf h1IE-
HAvinSG doosh tla,s o. hnore,
RshraTs.d II 10 himself het1Te.
on cOHrss, he has Il all b. heart,
And b quite Pvhert In the lart.
lie stamp his lot be rlls bis EYES,
He shake his abgers a the skis
Ne GCrrly irOUns and tWists bis EAce
lnL0 1 horrible Ehmace.
he squats, be p4SealS, he nsrs and 1ht',
uhtIi At last, he bunts bis PantSI
Ard il i PLATA " all 0 eSCh
That ne has made "a tearing speeCh"-
That he's the right sort d arp
To takn their laHReT In his grip
Though, not like HeRFy, u SaESfre,
He shITs his 'WhIIe plume 10 the Fp1r.
Thls icing done Md L0ud SPPlsuSe,
He slowly IIUm the stand Tilhdf1Hs
The hst at Of the tAEre Is o'rr,.
The curtain Alls-all sex the door,
for the b~aF-EOORls make 4 dash,
BslievtuR never that it rEsh
To dhaE bad EhlAky, u It's IRE
And Furnished by the nOnaInee.'
81, consequently, not 4 few
Make Il = pIut not t1 eet "blUe,"
And s1me get 'blGrk and bue' by nlEht
When full Of liquOr AID u hght,
While OlherS quite done htOEu are seen
And vthaFs, yet lntensely "green."
i'The nomiSte'' now AhsllsOu cash.
His WhIpPsr-sHlPPsrs WELD the tash,
His slanI.E changer they PrO-Or1te'
His eIIiOo they illuminate,
HIS snail ny Hunkies dit around.
His bUmptioas hackers buEE P~rOI0und;
Hn Mrkspilers, with tended knee,
CTVueh round him 10 SetVitttyi
Chnsing like eufS b hungry wait
E0I EIAHa HuukA EgW bANll
His b1sE1rS, bIuIhers, hnllles Gcast
Their andIlate shall rule ibs rUaStI
The air Is vual vita the cry.
..Suek 10 the nominee " die!
Ne RiliteF shat the man may he
OtherSiSe-he't "ihe n~aInlner,"
And that's enough b yul from view
Deiects and fIults Of darkest hue.
A siU1e la placl pool Ea throw,
II m1kz 4 cOmmItiOn al below,
stin 20 the mud, and BoHiOuS thinSs
Upon the rgfisI surfGre b imp;
81 thus our stream VI quiet life
i muddiel by this party sIrtsi
While, hid In the e0uIIsiOu mhle,
The pI0tters e0nsumHnate their trade.
And thus the PeOplea are betrayed
Ry thure Eh0 keep dark IN the ShAde,
FuE. With no hbSFty Of ehOIc',
We must, IL AeeinS. give our voice
To EhOnsIeTeT's "LOmInet,"
Though made 70 By Some girkefy
IN darkness done. behind or hacks,
NJ th0se we'll sktlbSl tO cover tracks.
Ala! this In a And that's Tree
In all thing else but liberty
To VVte ones will! II We bat dare
To do Il, We must then PUePare
For The dread hUrTOo u GaTtare
With tAIty pIgmIes and their imTs-
Their parasites, their Prtas aud plmTs,
WhGsr inter p0p-guns changed 10 kill
Provided thsy can haTe th1iT WILL
Are ready ~ "AnhIhil1ts'
Every voter In the stIte
Who dares presume to think that he
Should e'er act Independently,
when called upon 10 e1errtsr
The priT'leEe II his oTn franchise.
A dread alternative, you see!
Hut one 10 dare tOT liberty.
Therefore, frUm this time forth, my VOle
Shall ~ 10 him who'll best prUn6te
The publIc goOi, e'en though hEba
No PACKED eOnVentIoa's ''noninee!'.
AMI, mark my words! the day's At hand
when the true patriots VI the .
viii, With united voice, proclaim
That they Intsnd 10 do The slme!
For they ate SICK u cunt hOuse eliques,
OF X rod nngs add CAUCUS ADeAkS,
Whose conSt1Dg Object seems 10 be
To rule the p OPle-Nel6Shly!
They nov se through the game that's played
BY ihose "prUiessi0nAls" whose uAde
Is ''EnTking Wires" secretly
To I~0r.ttaII the majority
By selling pegJ' and "G4Ing late,"
Which their Convention n~OmihAiSs.
81, surely, there must Sn1n he Ken
4 mashihH up u their "mSehibe!"
Fur the people, 10 their power,
Are ealmly Taiuug IoT the hour
When they intend With les ,m new
To Eyerp sway The Tenal crew
Who have lsdrpal their s'TsrPtgn right,
The right " ruIeSHstRiHed By uIiHhI!
Then parties will be puIIdrd
And patriots te atiShed-
Then riEhifuI 'soreteIgnS' will "hOlI sway
So mote II be! GOd speed The day!