The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-09-26

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smf nen rAaaoi ssasd prosperity
0thsfs pesef ga ebssoe u Wy
1T ihsrs he - ss4 70 tbs papa.
tie fslrstoa3 ilai agafes sent .tt
psteass wiib . large family. al
bays. cas- ieot o. tie soaay side Il lie
lAls . lhe ,ias 4 ,he year whcs
ne qaesissn uiih ibs bousswile is, cas-
u can I aaif
Birdie sfe melancholy 10 the mora.
hg becsass uislf liisle bile are ~
oFtf Sue.
Nsmes measure taeiF dresses b
ne aagtT. anj tas il the way men
meas8t their drinks
NAshipglon never hired bfls.
band 20 se'euA3e btu. aud ihais Why
- supPose. be never made speech
A would be ait asked barber
boy II bad ever shaved a monkey 80.
said she hoy boa i you viii take seAi
viii lFy
4 womAn j. bever thoroughly 10,
tnresicd 10 ucaspAper article anlil
she reaches the place where the bal
lance = tore or
The Deuot Free Press ieelingly
remaSks. Nothing has 80 many ties
binding il d The earth a. q railroad
We want al the truth. said tie
Judge 10 an Irshman. Indade. 80 shall
have i al. and more. was the reply.
Young swell should like 10 have
my maustaohe dyed Polite barber
Certainly did you bring II with you
An Ohio man says be started thirty
years ago 10 make sl4,000.000. He
has got the fourteen. bat tho eiphers
bother him
When placed under a microscope
the sting Of bee presents a polish Of
dazzling I~anty but when placed ia the
end 81 mau's nose It takes on the SEN.
blance n rat.tail tile dipped ia vitrol,
Careful housewife (lining shoe
from the soup turecn) La who'd a
thought baby's shoe would tara no ia
the poupg Bu knew il wasn't lost.
never lost anything
The following order was recently
left on the slate Of New Hapshire
doctor Doc, cum up to Their house
The Old man has got snsix IN hls buter
again, an raisiu kahn
Squire Smiths mouth is disIigured
by the loss Of one Of his trout teeth
His little daughter surprised him yes
terday by asking, Pop, why do you
part your teeth in the middley
~ good woman, seeing a youth
emerge irom tavern, said am s0r.
~ 70 see you come opf OF such place
To which the young man responded
Why, madam. would you have me stay
there all The timer
"A ,imid fellow went to his clergy
man in great fright. and told him he
had seen ghost In what shape did
il appear said the minister. 1t look.
cd like a great ass You have been
frightened. sir, by your own shadow,
said the clergyman.
What do you ask for this article
inquired a gentleman Of pretty shop
girl Three dollars and twenty-five
cents, sir, was the reply. Are not you
a little dear said be Well, she re.
piled, blushingly. the young men dc
tell me so.
"A fair one wrote to her lover, beg
ging him to send her some money She
added by way Vt postscript: am SC
ashamed OF the request ] made in thi.
letter thai ! sent after the posiman Il
get il back. but the servant could moi
ovcrttkc him.
An indianapolis barber who aban-
doned bis business and went into th,
ministry, was suddenly called upou on,
Sunday 10 bsptize three candidates
He got along ve-y well. bat after hap
tiziag the first he astonished bis con
gfegation by LASTLY shouting. Next
Somebody says that the woman
who runs iuio a ucighbor's because il
,hnnders. and screams at every fash
viii, when she goes home aud finds th,
lte low, hurry il up with kerosen,
turned On from a gallon can, as calmly
as doctor giving baby a spoonful o
narcotic syrup.
"A little boy from New York wen
into The country visiting lie had !
howl a bread and milk lie tasted il
aud then h-sitated moment. when biz
mother askoa him il he didn't like il, /,
which be replied. smacking his lips
Yes. ma. | Wa wishing our milkmai
would keep a cow
"A maa saw ghost while walking
aione lonely highway al midnight
Tie rhost stood exactly IL the middle
Il The ioad. aud The wayisrcr. deciding
to iuvcsligate. poked AZ il with bis nm