The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-08-02
WIT AND HUEOR,

Trae as a dye indigo.
Headquarters The matters.
a sir.singie-The bachelor.
An GATED animai-The horse. u -
The painters overcoat Evarnisli.
Asel'fsh man-The fsh-peddler.i
Heightened Observation-Disclosures.
In the midst of debt we are in lifc-mosi
of us. U.ta ri ~
There's many sip 'twixt the cup and
the lip"
The ~forcrunners of a plague-A mos
quito's legs.
weak man-The one who can't raise u
q dollar. a- r
The scales of justice are for the weigh Of
the transgressor.
Sioux City is the lawyers paradise
Chicago Commercial Adrertiser.
(" In dew time" said the burglar, as he
wandered forth into the night. SON IS
Here it spoken Englisch a leetle," is
a sign in a hotel in Eyer, Bohemia.
Unlike some business men, musicians are
pretty certain to meet their notes.
A man is unhappy when he thinks he
is too bright to live and too young to die.
The smoking chimney now begins to put
on the most innocent look imaginable.
Meissonier never painted n woman. Prob
ably because women paint themselves,
In some of our restaurants the winters
don't wait half SO much as the customers.
Chicago is the Cologne Of America, in
spite Of the spirited rivalry of several sister
cities.
Happy is the man who can lie all day
under a shade tree looking for work.
ftodyune.
There have been so many executions
lately that sheriffs are getting the hang of
the thing.
The Bank Clerks association is not n
secret society. They have tellers. 81
Louis Spirit. 4afa
Tho srst horrs 30
est. II ever n man sIaens tha slaan ~
the inst n IL wben he,s ;,,st as,aar 1892 "
CT
do;na ~ r : ! I~ are una. wnateVer rs worm
counts for the rar;tS Of rars No.. '"
mr. ,h., :.
haars ~ mi repeass eseiy ~
nst an VIII Sncusan1s OF people
o. 80 -
20 ranlu 1apS Is. odn se "a issk enough
oaSpay uons NOW wnee9er iIe got
ieson -, no'-sfy me WIG cnickun
.-a Little bills on slate t
Make the average bank cashier
hehSpotnecAte-
The houston Telegram says there is q
ppape; aS .nr nslle, iexas, printed one
;na. '"'" A"o 'ne o'her In JOSH BILL
-s
Many 2 young poet might be able to
,ooI 1, !. ! . ad;.onse .nougnts II ne would
IT, IT, oi "as'epasAet eariy In
u gs
ked Is used for danger-signals on the
mo.s' anu awnys means stop. On
- nus" 4" o"sn' W give ene same
A vermont man dropped dead Just as he
s,;otaS o III 70 NICK q ioo,-Ian. ne hnd
rood haalth ' oAteH w an""Ss enloyeo
. N,rsA.l ,,u.a
a ie1as man killed me orpohent M
~ Waann Al nap II" u.;u mana.rc.a
that poem'
N III, :; ..u.a 80. CT.
~ lie. go sup 20 - au nn'
u - ans 49,, ~ III, no 1891. - eyss,
Pn.s, eaP' ANU "oou'' popPe'S AIN"
Ano..u., it, =, +. .h;r.r
~ 10 -. -. 1919
M ~. IaLao a. ~. - Ia s5nrnn
-. ye1 49,. w &c la Nv ones'
s;stentiv refuses or fails r. nav his boot mst.
o. should not he called a freehoot.r
To,,;sr;us Co,,y;s,. .Lo,1rnol
-"
one Kiho woIo Spoken 70 u Tramp may
this when you see him walking off with
your axe and fifty feet of garden hose.
Tn the brightest lexicon Of American
u,nth th.ra p no s,ch word 10 faI a
49, ,araiv hecomes emh,rrassed ond com
nror,;sss VIII HE creditors for tbirty cents
Brother Kimball has been instrumental
in lifting debts from 81 churches. This
places the societies on good footing for
borrowing more.4Nep Orleans Picayune.
T., +ho third nrec;nct no,;cema ~
rastad a man who tr;ed To ernlain that
he wos only g weary The noI;cemnn
eSn,o;ned that there ia arrest for tbe
1wearvn ~
and on coming home complained that he