The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-03-05

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-Sedalia has hanging next Friday, ve
hear, hut the BAzOO will be published right
along - usual, We suppose 81. Louis Jour-
nal.
You bet. And when your turn comes,
veil Be there.
Chicago Tmes: Speaking Of Mr..
Beecher. Mr.. Moulton would have been .
better man in his place.
No such . thing. Beecher vas the right
man, bot he Vas in the wrong place.
If you want to see rivers Of mud 20 to
ST. Loun.-Rra Mercury.
To zee regular old ocean Of the article
30 to Sedalia.-Jef City Tribune.
But II you want to zee Dead Sea Of il,
and the whole Of Tennessee on top Of it,
with the Missouri river thrown in as bor-
der trimming, go-oh, 60 to Jefferson
City.
First 1t Was . "baby show" then
Congress Of beauty" and now an "old
maids show" Is talked Of. The world pro-
crosses; our turn will come next.-Jtf City
Tfi6une.
No; there's no show for you.
We feel funny to-day, and grind 'em
out BY the bushel. Here 1t goes for
another.-Mo6uiy Monitor.
Hold on !-hold on! Who's doing the
paying for all those drinks?
-"You must cultivate decision Of char
acter. and learn to say No." said father
to his son. Soon aftreward, when the
father said to his son, "Chop wood" the
boy said. "No.' with an emphasis that
showed he remembered that lesson.
But the old mans decision Was already
cultivated, and people who passed BY the
woodshed thought the old -iashioned way Of
threshing wheat had returned. But it
wasn't wheaton,, no; 1t wasn't that.
-"Ain't I wicked ?! cries "Lottie," ~
she shakes her little hoOi in the moonlight
in the glade.
Yes, Lottie's naughty. but Lordy she's
NIGEL Yum, yum, yum.
Weedsport, New York, is paying up its
church debts by "kissing bees." One kiss
Tor 10 cents, or three for . quarter, is the
ruling quotations. Humph! We don't see
what fun there can be in kissing bee.
No. but the bee has dead loads Of fun,
and bu,zes around among the flowers ex-
tracing the sweets.
Oh, don't you hear him sing,
And II you don't take care
You'll surely get sting!
An Iowa schoolmistress has been dis
charged because, for the amusement Of the
children during recess, she stood on her
head. One Of the trustees CHANGED to see
the feat. 81. Louis Journal.
"Chsnced to see the feat" Whose feet
Well nov IL that's all he "chanced to zee"
We don't see Why the Aforesaid trustee
should he cutting up about il 20 terribly.
That's no great sight.-Wurens6Wg
Journal Dsm0eruf.
No great sight! Well, no, its not ex.
actly great, but its q monstrous impressive
piece Of scenery.
We suggest to Bogie, that he label his
hits at the Monitor, flea bites" and then
We will know when and where to scratch.-
Io6riy Monitor.
No you don't. Let that Bosgy or Buggy
bite with his own teeth or If he amt got
any. let him gum il, and you scratch where
you're mind to. Our Aeas have got all
they can pull this muddy weather, but you
bet they ain't bug eaters.
The City Of Brussels arrived the other
day bringing 100000 in gold.
Aha! It has come. has il! Wonder
what those fellows Who have been sticking
up their nose At % will think nosci They
didn't know about that rich uncle Of ours.
Civility always Pays-appearances are
often deceitful-never judge . man BY his
coat-honor thy fa-now lay me down
100000! Jes-thunder0m!
Dom Pedro, Il is said, wrote the na-
tional hymn Of Portugal.
There 1t goes again. Whenever Walt
Whitman or ourselves write any poetry,
rome piratical thief comes along and
claims it - Portuguese, or Chinese, or
knees. Dom old Dom Pedro
Get your overshoes at L. Brandts.-
Mo6eyiy Demoerut.
Not As long - the supply just outside
The church door holds out, We won't.
Prayer i the pitcher that feiches water
rom the brook vherewith to water the
herhs.
Yea, verify; bat joy cometh in the jug,
md the less water the more joy.
r.a We are the "yarb.."
The New Pension Bill.
The bill to pension soldiers Of the Mex
can and Indian wan proposes to give
light dollars . month to all survivor Of
heae wan m their unmarried widows. The
ill il opposed mainly BY the Republicans,
'ecause the larger proportion Of the Mex
can var veterans are in the South. II Ia
'aguely estimated that there are seventy |
I've thousand persons Who would be pen-
ionen under it, and that il would cost the !
reasu1y seven million dollars annually. |