The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-03-21

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Two Kegs q ggpp5wacr were
tonna concealed 10 the basement % mi
AtkAasas court house recently. lecdiug
10 susp.fion q aesire 10 remove The
c0an,y seat
sEyery day u two tbr telegraph
announces that somebody has discov
cted uew Astefiod Which indicates
carelesspess !. Dot spHnkliag ashes on
the sidewalk.
i say Jim. ssid one friend 10 an
otter On meeting bin, hear DOR friend
A. has been specalating heavily hss
he made anything Yes. said jim 81
has made AZ assignment
-csn aBy enc tell Why Iourhllhs 81
the young women prefer braiuless
Top under plug bat. with tight pauts
and short tailed coat, to a man with
some brains
Episode 10 political convention
al TitusVille, Pa. The ohairman-lhe
chair viii not dispute the point with
Mr. Carter Mr. Carter--lhe chair
had better not unless be takes his coat
OF. The chair did not.
Almost every idea is already pa.
tented but the man who shall invent
= booljaok that viii kill two cats at
one throw, will end clear field, aud
may realize from it his everlasting for.
tame.
III boy is sent TO clear the snow
from a sidewalk, be gets crick in the
back but he can put in ten hours
work building snow font, and growl
because the days are not longer.
"A lad reciting some poetry 10 his
mother, gave, among other things. the
Burial OF Sir John Moore. What do you
like best in the piece asked the moth.
er Few aud short were the prayers
they said, was the boy 's reply.
Good clothes make more differ.
ence with the worlds opinion than a
good many people are willing to admit.
How do you suppose Senator Conk
ling would look climbing the heights
Of fame with patch on bis pantaloonsi
People are unnecessarily troubled
about the ice crop A man on Friday
saw bit Of ice on the tagging and at
ooce sat down on ii so bard as to settle
IL into the stone nearly an inch. lo
says be wanted to make sure Of know
ing where to end il next summer.
The Louisville Courier-Journal al.
leges that Air. EdwArd Vest, an old
soldier Of the Revelation, died in Ro-
wan County, Ky, a few days ago, al
the age Of 96 years. He must have
been young soldier, and certainly
never got beyond the Infantry in the
Revolution On the whole, the Couri
er.Journal had better pull down tina
Vest.
"A clipper little miss Of three sum
mers was standing before mirror. 10
speeding aud Admiring new dress tb,
other day. when she turned TO be
mother aud exclaimed, mamma j wan
dragger There is DO doubt bu
~hat that young lady will keep VI
with the fashions.
"a little girl. whose papa was re
Gently under the influence OF Moody
aud sankey. wanted a second tart fol
supper, and was refused il Papa, sht
laid abruptly, why DO you sing Feel
me I'LL ! want no morcI She got toe
tart.
Snipkins refused TO get his wife
new bat. and soon after his little cir
came In and said Mamma, won't y0t
buy me a monkey TO play with whef
you 20 down town. No. my darling
wait till you are older and then mar
~ one. as did. replied the grief
stricken vile, with the tears bursting
forth affceh,
The other evening a sprighuy III
tie girl abou, seven years old entered
store on Woodward ayenoe, aud ate
considerable hesitation, whisperiDgly
inquired q a clerk, Do you keep nurs
ing bottles hefcg We do, he answer
ed. aud exhibiting two OF three differ
eni styles, be asked which che prefer
red, As sbe was looking them over i,
remarked. It's Cor your little brother
suppose les cir, il is, she still,
answered. you didnt think il was 81
my son. did you' Her indignant lool
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