The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-05-09

.THEpgrsfsteHcyWfth which the school
Boy y@ill 60 fishing and catch h0thing, is
equaled only By thes uhsueostufp1hforts
4 / printing Z @ I ofScs, Sf g e R5He S1 1 Ssatnsl! ) =
bioTHskE are tw9htyseverf dollars and
fifty cents in money and ssyenshuhdred
and two dollars and fifty cents in prop
erty to each person in the United States.
| Got your share 70 Chicago Journal.
IRIS an evidence of great wisdom on
the part of medical colleges to graduate
their new doctors in the spring time, 80
they may be on Hand for the ravages of
the first cucumberzs Syrdcase 72i6ses.
THE heayiesSsnorer we have heard of
is the man cup town wh0se9Wife woke
him up, during q tempest, saying she
did wish be would stop snoring, for she
wanted to hear the thunder UHknoscn
Erchange. ~ goo Sc ssfF
WHEN you hear a country church
choir singing, There will be no more
sorrow there" you conclude that either
the aforesaid choir will not be there, or
they will not be permitted to sing
Oh City Deriek. as sas;Fy stij asl
"A New YoRKcourt decides tbst hotel
and boarding house keepers capq seize
the baggage Of delinquent guests, but
cannot touch their pianos. This will
force quests to pack their clothes in the
piano. And thus piay it onstlS land-
lord ;-rD Dapbury Nears., es,isSns3
The mother-in-law has been attacked
in the New Jersey courts, where a man
has had the courage to suebhefFfor a
thirteen -hundsed- asllar board bill. 1t
was contracted during) one ofithe short
visits to see how. Maria was getting
'along.9Neiu York Telegram.
SoME one has discovered chat there is
actually a law in force which pbfmits
money TO be carried as baggage, Since
this is the case we may travel Consider
ably this year. 1t wss the supposed alb
sence Of such a law that kept us at home
50 much = N6fristoicR Herald. a
Z. No. George; the iarticle- nows going
the newspaper rounds entitled Tweed
as d Fireman. does not refer to his pres
ent occupation; though hisearly Ehowl-
ledge of the duties of Q fireman may
prove of some advantage to him in his
present home. -Norristoaon Herald.
A BUFF Cochin hen belonging to s.
d. Sherwood attends to family of sew
enteen three-weeks-old chickens and lays
Eaneggla day. As eggs are only seven
sSa,r sSa rnisSf { % a. if sbe had nIoref sncour.
s,.o,.aSt 80 ! ,Ers5s-;.l lts,r,,s Frle prr.s
Asonnon' 'e'''' -1,s' 80
A BARBER was calleo ~ 70 slAys Inc
race OIL q soesaIan recensly! anu :ne
L ug passion tss hltern n ~. - es;1 =,
w iii ~ . ~ wA ~. anJt osfro1d
sei o.,; ot.;.,d .d uf s fans; Z I ho,dh M "a s =;
anu au;.o. uasslc T...a.s En-. Ss.s Pssa.t.s. =
'is n en'l'ef = ~ : = r'''
"A WISE man Is never less aione tnan
when ne is alone fo'aeers Gdzs.tS we
have experienced sne same teeilne our
selves, and -intenasa 1oepeak soout IL
Worcester Fress. Mnicn I snoRs tnas
those wise People doh ! nays : ,mo4oPcly
o. tnls amusement ''is ai'el a., II Sf.Vu'o
61PreSs.
iHEoDoRE ilhIoS mas ho, o,'eAce iol
beng dlscontenlea 1sYoano any noIe'
Inc iast oDstacle 70 ais peiiecs nappi-
ness mas Deen removed @ Dy .ne con.esSl1n 1a
81 -. - 1fl.--L' e Al :.
wouidnt De uc1ieo over snlng OF snls
KIND, but iheooore is dlnefenss--'1oses
Exporter a az tlot.sy !, Nd Lii, j
IHE story comes from Deaowoou, IN
the onlted osates, tnat menleeI VI .
certain cnurcn congiegsI,9H ~ ~ 1--WE.
knlieo ey lea.oas Isatn ~ ~ Jfs M,
IounDs.lsio ia, s,toa 20 - 'o n.stor ;thou, I s
poA, anu sne eAoiseu pSs'oi, .r d..nan n'Go' e.,
ieaving nis puipls, snoS sno GGa; J;r;. ssr ~.
ciea'ing uls.uIDano M M uuiiAs ui'i'e '0,'
sice,-t3ngVn VICE 3 Mso asm'es' NJ vi u,;i,;on
1ohs moohE, oohh, New eok, ,onn SA = ,, 1nua.
at ths mnt sirset @ the othsrasv ~ Ias rsssnted m
n tha 'ng nf3;c@rs - who i1 ran tbe th;ef down and
rasto,ad aS | tba MIR nlunSar with twenty dol.
% iers We % bdnsMr Moore Was thouoht,
fnj I enough to ct recent from the Off
cers Rnt IL ;s likelv he want He i,
Of foo inn nnls;ye : nature 'to tb;nl of e
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