The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1878-11-05

ANY passion cannot control.
You are the Idol Of my Sol
The maiden said, " Fic ask Pa.
How can you 20 on thus ? Oh, La
The major rose from Bonded knee,
And went her father for TO "sl.
The father thought no match was finer,
This "maiorn once had been :" q MINER"
They married soon, and after that :.
Dwell in ten rooms ali on " one hat"
So hsppy ends the little tale.
foi 'ne' NV IVor HUmana.
Our Youngest child seemed to have
vague. indefinite fear OF rogucs, and very
imperfect idea Of what rogue might De,
and was always asking questions on the
subject. One morning, while his nurse was
dressing him, heard him inquire: How
big is rogue, Betty i? Can he hear mile ~
Before she could reply, his brother' very.
little older, rose to explain: "Why, POD,
you've seen many rogue. a rogue Is tnes,
q man. Papa an Uncle Bob LOOKS eXaetly
like other rogues." sis papa an Tinker
Bob rogues ?" asked the Youngest with III,
nocent wonder. Ono chile, DAT oey am,
said Betty, as she filed his eyes with soap.
"Yp papa an yo' Uncle Borb IS les as
ornes, as ANYBODY, ZOOS rogucs is folks what
steals an gifts cetch !"-LippincotpS Maga-
zine.
An honest farmer from Auburn drove up
into Newmarket Square few Gays since
and was met by veteran jockey lying IN
wait to see whom he might devour. Coca
morning, Mr.. F." says the jockey; you've
cot nice-looking beast there" !" 1eS,
replied honest F., "be's full Of ginger! !"
" That's Just the kind of a horse want"
So they snapped. The next morning the
Jockey found his new beast had been
stuffed with ginger to subdue the vino.
Rosinante had the heaves so badly that
when she heaved a sigh the quadruped al
most took the shingles of the barn Leo
iSton Journal. .....
A girl in Hillsboro', N. c., poisoned
voune man because he refused to make love
to her. Young men run fearful risk In
refusing to make love to young women.
But, per contra, we read that in another
town a Young girl shot the top Of young
mans head OF because he persisted in
making love to her. Therefore young men
also sun fearful risk in making love to
Young woman. The safest plan would be
to start on an expedition to discover the
North Pole. There are no young women
observation-disclosures Herald.
Three years ago young man graduated
from the West Point Military Academy and
came West. His soul was filled with grand,
lofty aspirations, and he sought in the I'M
trodden fields of activity inthe mighty West
room for his soaring genius to plume Itself
for fight. He braced his Ieetas he prepared
to shake the globe To-day be is the travel
limo AGENT for 4 Cincinnati corset-factory.-
Hdackeye.
It has now been nearly three days since
anybody announced new infalilbie cure
for rheumatism and all bilious complaints
and malarial diseases. Come, rouse up,
some of you. Don't let this old world tum-
BILE into its grave for want OF new medl-
cine. Fly around and paste new label on
the old Observation-Disclosures Ha1f;eye.
A gentleman who has accumulated a con-
siderable fortune in the oil regions has
written to the g Proprietor of Mont Blanc"
to say that he intends making the CONT
mental tour this fall, and that unless an ele-
yator is at once erected in connection with
that mountain it need not expect to enjoy
his family custom.
"Professor" James Barbour attempted
to walk for fifty hours on the head OF a
barrel at Norwich recently, but after walk.
Ing day and night the head of the barrel
gave out, and bets were declared "otf.'
The Professor remarked, when the head
caYed in, I" &c nest pas batng."- Cincinnati
Commercial.
A very funny piece OF parliamentary
usage was developed in a recent Bridgeport
Democratic caucus. After the chairman
r u al ~ a
newspaper, some one moved that it be
berly carried by handsome majority.
"Please give me your definition OF eau
tious man. A bet is pending. john" A
cautious man, John, is one who will tell q
red-headed woman that her hair is brown.
II you win, send the cigars along Keolca,k
ConSt. .a
The Council Bluffs Nonpariel says:
Ben. Butler would make good Richard
Ill" This shows the recklessness of a
Radical organ. Ben. Butler has only one
L-Kic-o-euk-Kon. @a,.s =
A painters apprentice fell off scaffold
with pot OF paint 10 each hand. He was
taken up insensible, but as soon as he was
restored to consciousness he murmured
= NOnt WV II w I'LL AylA6 SotoAos any u~"s
a Danbary man who lectured recently
in an adjoining town said that many per-
soHs failed to get into tie hall 1t subse'
.auentay transpired that they made no at'
tempt TOD antury Nesns.
You wouldn't Kickapoo Indian. would
yous-.&tamf ford Advocate Nor CheyennJ
hricks at him p urlingtoa HG'ohceye. MOI
Arapahoe ut him, and then SIOUX hinS
rhis promises to be very cold winter
ard ali our yoang men are wearing thu
heayfest kind OF canes FAalddelnhid
Chroxlete. Hetald.
The wise nian placeth the stock OF his
gun TO his shoulder, before he freth, but the
fool looketf deMn the barrel to see the bal
start Ionae SaRtinet.
~ There is no anistaking what the sad sea
waves are saying HOwadays. Il is, Vel, il
T doont5see you again, Hello !''- Rochester
Democrat.
- Consistency may be jewel, as writers
assert, but cellHlcid seems to be taking the
place OF livery fast out this Detr0i!
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