The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-18
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An Iowa epitaph spells Jesus -gesus."
No wonder that the State can turn out war
platforms. journal.
A Connecticut clergyman, in speaking Of
dancing, says people usually do more harm
with their tongues than with their toes.
They say it is wise child who knows
its own father, yet every soda man can
pick out his own pOp.-ke0kuk Constitu-
ton.
The experiment of Moses in the bulrush.
es was an attempt to throw little Israel
lite on the darkness of Egypt.-PicayaRe.
A little Irish boy fell down and bit his
tongue. He arose from the ground crying
and sobbing. and said to his brother: oh.
Staphen! think will / ever spake again.
There are -, sec words in the English
language, and one Of Mollie McCarthy's
hackers used EN- all in fifteen minutes, in
Louisville. including several repetitiOns OF
word that rhymes with ham.
rumOr has gained circulation that q
band Of Communists and Socialists in New
York have bound themselves to assassi-
nate all the great men in this country. We
leave for Canada in the morning, to re-
main until this danger is Over.-Hdnkeye.
c.n..a, R.t.r s.,x,;,o With tho T,,-,,s
has enough back pay coming to him to
load a mule and a half, while the glory he
has won can be carried in hat box
Free Press.
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We will not print it until the weather mod
crates.-Herdtd and Presbyter.
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~ ne, a,,'ost ~, tha ornass;vo No ~
ne, ' ' ai,;,,,,,i Doctor anS tha ,Snnt;on
- -. h;nt ho,,o raStoroJ har In a
,naaSnraII. Jegrea ~ health
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ounS ah;I,,h.,.,S and aiu,o,.s nasSo,,
.io'n'S sn'. 80. .,.a., o.,,sn.;rto5 ,ha othar
ipl iouuS, n ~. e. roco.sIs % Tho
Iay ~. ,s no.1;p;on aao,ora -sor Tho defect
Svnsr "'
vi SEA-
.mono tho lows af the time of their Jour
nev tn the Promised Land?" asked the su-
ne,;ntepdent last Sunday. NO. sir" re-
plied the smart hal bow on the back seat,
they were all to the mamma born" School
closed with Observation-Disclosures.
One OF the LONDON pouie'a,u weexnes
Langtry: She is very handsome; but she
always reminds me OF Jersey COW, with
I. To- L
she had only a black nose the resemblance
would be complete"
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a Caioha pIp' "d ~. M ". t,';,,
.ioh % l,llu ou. WY an an ian e III" ~ =
n.a. .N. D.. P J =. ,rosaronna 90 tha
WV ~ $500. -. ,,,.,,,,o,, 800. ,oot % th.
ward. The cows here don't do it. The
careful hen removes the flowers for fear Of
such accidents.
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III onc y: VI. - han1.. ,"r roa;.;~a
wa, was W 1917. - W., .S'..noaJ -
.he 'en . .o mn -. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
'nS -; 1I;., -,,IIf no.. .Wom
asseu MN n aa,, n W.. can.n hm; ,"v maiden
SUI, I sroS"a Tho pch,oi smiled
inquirer Ian ucoIuc thAt o... n.se
looked up AL uie pioSIaP,'icli ule.lo D: ;
and cyciopeaias, ont ma no nen.'on Oh
tiie name Dhc. 1900 -. I'nn
thinks the person you nhen,loi was pon-
tician SOME years slee' pur, vi syn %,
TINS Is mere eonJec.e' D u' !'u
cohie acfoss Tic ""lio
IT., ,o,.o,,, .,J fashionable Mr.. Arjadna
c,.,.i,.;.', "a n,,iioJ down ber Hind ami
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