The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-07-04
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The most successful farmer is not the
one THAT gets money. bnt the one that
gets most good from every thing.
\ man who saw his barn and cattle
suddenly so up in the air, got upon the
next whirlwind and went after them.
The fences ia TIE United States are
estimated to be worth SSg0,000, 600.
millions for de fence is cur watch
word.
y commission has been appointed to
examine the bed of the Tiber, and it IS
expected that wonderful archaeological
treasures will be disclosed.
Recent statistics show that the NOR
tally among grocers is rs IS to 100
among the general population at equal
ages, and among dry goods dealers IS
Us To Zoe.
A wise person observes that TO argue
with a fool makes him your equal.
Another wise one remarks that the
sharpest tool in all the devils Kit is
bad companion.
The English amateur athletes are
much heavier than those Of the last
generation, a difference which is sup
posed to be caused by the increased
consumption OF meat.
a profound thinker once remarked
that life is composed of few things in
definitely diversified, and is like the
ringing of Il great many changes on a
small number of bells.
There are three persons in the parish
of y sumption, Louisiana, Who dmin
their lives have shot 5000 aiIigators, for
whose skins they have received. an ay-
erage Of - cents each.
The leading paper of Japan is the
Nichi Nichi Shinbun, which has an av-
erage daily circulation of 500 copies,
and pays dividends Of thirty-seyen per
cent annually on capital OF $4,000
The building Of the Bartholdi statue
for New York harbor is going on stead
lily in Paris. Nearly all the money re-
quired is in the tyeasWer'S hands, and
the figure will be completed long be
fore 1851.
The explorations Of the British steam
or Challenger have shown that the dis
tribution Of living animals has no depth
limit; curious and delicate creatures
were brought up from a depth Of 1000
fathoms.
At wedding recently, when the
clergyman asked the lady, wilt thou
have this man to be thy welded hus-
band:" she, with modesty which lent
her beauty an additional grace, replied,
"If you please
Il cannot imagine" said Alderman
c., why my Whishers should turn gray
SO much quicker than the hair on my
head" BECAUSE" says our friend
>nodgrasS, ''youhaye worked your jaws
so much harder than your brains"
Sarah Ann-"Oh, amt my brother a
clever boy, Eliza Jane? Hes only been
TO school two months am he's got the
catechism.n Eliza Jane-'Wot's that.
Why, my brothers only bin to school
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Those who expect the most are liable
TO the greatest dlSappolntments. y
man Oh numerous deSlteS IS Oh all De-
Iil3S Iiie hl"aI 0eFeHueiil. ne VINO coh-
tracts ana SiilipiiiieS Ills "ail'9 Wi Sc
es.re 'Ie greatest amount Oh happiness
DehIlSI 10 me oId Iady. abo"tF"fchas-
ing some i'i5e ieeth: II or maSucatloh.
my dear madam, they can only tie sur
passed by nature herself" OId Lady;
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"oouU tiIe ih''Sucatoll, II can Chly
clit" win EN-.
ut one OF the schools III Cornwall,
England, tie Inspector asked Tie chill
dren il they could quote any text OF
Scripture which forbade a man having
tW0 wives. One OF The children Sageiy
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