New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-05-15

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Good Words.
A ROMANTIC YOUNG LADY.
How She Asked, in Moment of Rage,
zmpOsibinty of u Young Mau-
The HAPPY Result.
Miss AureIla Sample is a milliners
young woman in fashionable establish
ment on Broadway. Long-continued con
tact with the aristocracy in the way OF
business (she is in the fitting depart
ment) has given her notions not alto
gether consistent with her condition in
life. She is, firmly impressed with the
idea that she is fitted by nature to shine
in sphere far removed from that which
she now occupies, and she has grudge
against fate for making her milliner,
instead OF an occupant OF gilded halls,
and the mistress Of servants and things
of that nature. So far es outward APP
pearances go, Miss Aurelia is right. She
is actually beautiful. She has a very
pretty face, an exceedingly pleasant fig
ure and a pretty little manner, which
many fine lady would give her back
teeth to possess. And then she has a
way of saying little smart things which
ale pleasant to hear, and altogether is a
prepossessing little body who would
make very good figure in almost any
position in life.
AS matter of course, Miss Aurelia had
lovers-almost every girl has lovers, no
matter what may be her style. One pos
sessed of ner attractions could not pos
sibly be without them. She had seven.
Mr.. John Thompson. the brother Of the
proprietress of the establishment in
which she was employed, was the one
man who most persistently followed her,
but she did not love him at all. He was
a small, insignificant man, with light no.
colored hair, veiy small, and uncertain in
the matter of legs, and altogether most
unsatisfactory parson. The only good
point about him was the part in the hair,
which was as exact and beautiful as any,
thing could be. The more Miss Aurelia
crowned upon Mr.. Thompson the more he
pursued her.. He loved her precisely in
the proportion that she did not love him,
thus making himself and the object of
his alteration thoroughly unhappy.
But she did love- The man she loved
in Stewards, who was precisely the man
for her fancy. He was tall, and had
black hair, which was parted in the
middle, and he had beautiful side whis.
kers and a broad, expansive forehead
and would have done admirably for 6
wax figure in the window of fashionable
hair dresser's establishment. Indeed, he
has been offered petition more thar
once, but has always renamed true t.
drygoods, which was his first love.
Unfortunately for Miss Aurelia, Mr.
Frehantle did not love hers Smile shs
ever SO sweetly he paid no attention t
it, and when her attention became NOR,
demonstrative he very CURLY Informed
her that it wouldn't do, that he was no
matrimonially inclined, and that he wa
man of too much principle to hirt will
a lady. He had made it the rule OF hi
life never to trihe with woman, for b,
did not want the guilt Of making them IN
happy on his mind. He never abstractet
goods or made love. He was correc
young man, and always would be.
Then Miss Aurelia's love turned t,
hate. "Hell hath no fury like a woman
scorned." Her reading was Of a charac
ter that inclined her thoughts to gore
She was in the habit of perusipg all sort
of ten cent literature, and had just fin
ished highly exciting romance, entitled
double Daggers; or, Deadwood Dick'
Damnably Deadly Defiance" in which
scorned woman had inclted one lover t
kill a man whom she loved in vain, ant
she saw no reason why what had beel
done In Dakota could not be as we'll don
in New York, She painted for revenge
And so she turned to Mr. Thompson
and asked him if he still desired to wei
her. He remarked that nothing on eartl
would please him more, that she was tn
bright particular star when he had al
ways worshiped and in whose beams h
existed, and that without her life was
burden to him which he should ere Ion,
shuttle off.
John" said she, 81 am yours!"
s'Bless youE he replied. s..
ssBut there are, conditions"
s.Name them. There is nothing [ VII
not do for your &
''Only one. Whale Sam Frehantle, i
Stewards kgf
Mr.. Thompson's inconsequential leg
doubled under him.
whale Sam Frehantle! Why. Aureli
he is six feet high and takes lessons i
boxing. But never mind. / shall posi-