The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1878-12-26
STANDARD PARAGRAPHS.

The man who was "cold and distant
became nearer and warmer, When the
Deputy Sheriff got after him
One can now get the kind Of money to
pack away in an old stocking. Yes, yes,
We've got the old stocking ready, but
Rev. Mr.. Wray died in the calaboose,
in New York, last week. No Wray OF
light made glad his dying hours.
South Carolina furnishes the only in
stance of man being knocked into the
United States Senate by mule
Senator-elect Houston, of Alabama is
known as "the bald eagle" 1t does not
follow, however, that he is bird OF pray.
"Where's the beauty" said Brown, sin
telling man that gold and greenbacks
are equal, when he's got neither y
Every Democratic tradesman can now
get ready to put up his shutters on the
first of January, for John Sherman's to
resume, that's settled.
Every county in South Carolina should
now indct Jim Blaine for libel and let
Gov. (?) Hampton send requisition al
ter him.
The movement t9 make Charles Foster
Governor of Ohio, is booming with
some of the newspapers. 1t would be
pity for the people, at their State Con-
vention, to spoil Ill.
1t is said that esident Hayes favors
John Sherman as his successor. But we
are afraid Rutherord went in by most
too close a shave tc be able to name his
successor.
1t is now claimd that the rebels got
their tissue ballos in Chicago. We
thought they werean outgrowth of Chi
cago or that other lot place.
The zeal with which Democratic Leg
islator votes to cut down an appropria-
ton, is only equal1 by his readiness, at
the next session, vote for deficiency
bill
Now that the Gather prophets have
pretty much gotte through with their
ADMINISTRATIONS aout cold er,
they will turn tbir attention to the
grounding.
How provokingl Or a woman to spend
week embroideng a pair of fancy
slippers for Chrimas gift for her hus
band only to find, n Christmas morn
ing, that they al about two sizes too
small.
sort of fatality GEMS to follow the
Diplomatic appointments made by Presi-
dent Hayes Mini.r Taylor dead, Min
lister Welsh sick-,at pity the Presi-
dent didn't give i'm Anderson his
appoin ntment
A Philadelphia an is going to sail
clear over the Nor Pole, in balloon,
on voyage of dDvery. He has not |
vet decided whethh he will go round by |
way of the moon, merely light over in /
Asia.
The South Caroh bull-dozers are to
be trie before Ch,Justice Waite. AS |
Waite thinks thenever was any intimi-
dation in the Southe country will wait
long time to seey of these traitors
punished.
man out Vested a newspaper for
ten thousand dos damages The |
editor wanted him make it fifty thou
sand, as it would better ADVERTISE
ment for his paperad would amount
to the same thing he long run.
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wanted to testify bre the Potter Com
mittee, as to 'skulggery" on the part
of Gen. Noyes anothers, during the
Presidential count Florida. The COM
mittee, however, mt back on him.
They haven't yet covered from Jim
Anderson.
When you see in Ohio paper AN
other Old Citizen C. you may know
that it is an obitunotice-the man is
dead. When you the same thing in
Kentucky paper, don't mean death.
1t means that the ] citizen" has just
borrowed horse ALT out.
Judge: Prison what have you to
say why sentence eath should not be
passed upon you. fourder p
Prisoner "Ov yeese, Judch, vas
bornt in Sout Carli' Great sensation
in the court room cries of CLEAR
himl" "Clear him / He amt RESPONSE
bler']
The Superinten Public Schools
of Cincinnati, part,ted in shooting
match, the other dat which captive
pigeons were throtnto the air, and
fired at If the Prad caught one of
his Juvenile pupils ing wasps to the
floor, Oh, wouldn' tre have been
lecture on cruelty, tlh
How strangely ttorlds pleasures
and pains are distribu The Princess
Louise, on her tripCanada, was re-
ceiyed everywhere Vpublic demon
strations of joy. Hourney was a
grand triumphal marc a member of a
royal family. But flays after the
completion of that rney, another
member Of that royal ly was stricken
by death. Truly, View not what a
day may bring forth
Uncle Pete what aiavin's Bank r |
asked little Jim, lookup from the
newspaper