The Morning herald., 1878-12-05
PEN AND SCISSORS

moral.
Ia John Bvxu's body nonldering IN
the graEss
R.nas Of fuir trim nEDy OF the import
ed a4GDes-
Grant is jsalOus bsrAhss nobody viii
bsol ii him.
Finger jsweiry is enhanced by wearing
bu1 one glove
The song OF the toP-Hun agaD-l bos
I'm TRANSCRIPTS.
The New York cusking clubs eonsisi of
five ur SIX ladies
Ouun csting is increasing in Maine ;
and Dol alone there.
SAFETY ralFe-Biralves for the ns1i
eighI month"; Puck
An exchange, describing al orator, says
4fhis sres roll In fa1-"
Fur,lInsd circalar cla&ks OF ssian are
among the novelties
BanDs1s corT:n0e 10 bs worn on hair
piu back oi lhs head
Velvet and silk Are DO longer combined
| in 1ns COSTUME. tx.
Two rooslers in Dubuque whipped o
bulldog the oaber day.
Secad kangaroo tongue is kn SrTicie o
expur1 from Australia
A Muscatine, Ia, girl welded rejected
sutor, sFer1 his suicide.
n
Westsoro, Mass, straw goods makers
depend on trisklwiDtar.
The .akes along Illinois riTer arv ccat-
ed white with wild ducks
az button kids come in all The dars
street eolors. Phils- Stsr.
The making Of reversible heels Is new
business at New Britain, G.
Tbe japanese Government still tarTare'
| rrisunsrs 10 eIt1rf confession
II criminals are 10 be believed, none @.
them ever had 81 honest canVictiOS-
Nor16 CArOllEa boasts OF kir1en with
two bodies two tails, eight ieg. and one
bead.
Ipdisns never kiss each ether, and, hsv.
| ing ss 70 3 few Ind ans, We can't blame
| them
An iphunsn colored woman peSr Wind
sor, y. C., burned her newborn babe Il
| ashss
NoEnthe tine when The sturdy wood,
ct orEer wlA be Judged by lis 81 H&cken'
sack Republican.
To get cheap dancing lessors, lei The
hired girl drop Aai iron. On y Dur bGnion.
Wheeling Leader
Economy il wealth. Even the stove.
pipe is coming out with his last winter
sool- Boston Transcript
Come here and I'll lick The whole Of
you, ss tie Iiule hey said 10 the glasses
Of sugar candy in the shop.
| %, doctcr, you shock me-" murmured
Al invalid Young lady, when be lickied
her iesi Win gslvAnic ba1Isry.
Some rre1 don't like ca bbage some
.ke Il oSled some ike II snokes, with
a tobacco wrapper. Tastes difer.
A Paris reporter, describing dael, SAWS
The witnesses placed The two sdTerarie:
si 81 equal distance from each olber."
Laa week at Galloway, Ky, Lanus
Kemp aged ninety-si1, and Mary Bridget,
aged SIXTEEN, we're made mEn and wife.
| Man wants bus liuie here below, and Il
he find. s boiled cockroach in his coffee
Sbe IglIe he wants is certainly asi Juishins
| [Phil&- ChroD.
Ii takes si1 weeks of singing, dancing.
| fight ng, swearing and rejoicing 10 crown
al African king, but the place is good
one and psFs big wages Da,roit Free
Press.
That beautiful, touching song. See thai
nv grave is KEPT green, Las been trans
posed bT a small boy with cold in hi.
hesa 10 See thai NY nass is kept clean. =
| Phiis. ChroD.
The oAce Of librarian in England pro
ves to be decidedly profitable. Mr.. ]
Winter Jones, lste librarian Of the Rr,rist
Museum, is to receive retiring allowapo.
Of e 900 year.
Three students have been expelled from;
the Advenlis's' College al BAille Creek
Mich. The charge Is thai they were prc
fessioosl burglars in disguise. They AT,
under lock and key and an investigator
is going on.
A New York nan stole his wifs's won3
en- leg and paSned j; tor money to bu,
whisky. Nov she Wants q divorce, bi
ii nlsi 5e confessed thai ber sscuse tor de-
sltlng separation is yery lame one
| Norrsi own Herald.
| An exchauFe out WeH is blowing shoU
8 man who CAT heal the SICK by the Law,
ing on Of hands Thats nothing III,
have men right ii home who cap raise n,
deso, although they haven't VET conple1.
"a ihe medical course. Kick o ,Koc,;
kons
i An Ohio n&n, being informed by 4,
oentis1 thai one Of his ta.th was .fFecsei
viii ''padplar Qualification Of The puln
ws1i home and hutg himself, having frs1
VrIUen ie11er to LIS wife, stating thst b,
hso 10 ossirs 10 live, lesl be should civ,