The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-12-12

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po0f sermon
a married lady remarks that she
does Dot soe how old bachelors remem-
ter past date. having no children 10
approximate chronology BY.
Il man al Harrisburg. Pa. invited
bis trisods. teceatly. 10 hs grand an
aasl hAwl he hsd been married eleven
years add has eleseh children,
When yoang boy gets 80 hes
ashamed 70 sit on bis mothers lap. look
oat Tor something He's probably 10
husisess Tor bimself--hoId'ng some-
body else
The editor Of an Illinois paper says
tbA, he does not depend upon Journal
lem Tor bic daily bread. bat raises hens.
We wopder whose hens be raises.
II man has invented chair which
can be adjusted 10 5000 diferen. posi-
tons, II 10 designed for boy TO ii,
10 when having his hair cut
"A young lady about TO marry
farmer. said Mother Eve married
gardener. She forgot TO add that
owing 10 The match the gardener lost
bis situation.
One Of the saddekt aud most yexa-
tioas trials that comes 10 girl when
she marries,is that she has TO discharge
her mother aud depend upon hired
girl.
"A wag. The other day, asked his
friend. How many knAve- DO you sup
pose live 10 this street besides YOURSELF
Besides myself replied The other DO
you mean 10 insult me Well. then.
said the FIRST how many do you reckon
including yoarseli
The quickest method of develop.
lag human life il TO plant photo
graphef's camera 10 front OF lonesome
deserted coantry hotel. aud long,
long before The artist can get focus,
the porch. balcony. doors, windows
side lruces aud dormer windows OF
that hpStslrie will be alive with smiling
unconscious humanity
"A wag. who thought TO have a
Joke al the expense OF an Irish pfovi
sion dcalss said Tan you supply the
With yard u pork Pat. said the
dealer u biz assistant. give the gen
,lemau three pigs feet.
Strange All Paris knows a poor
woman whu sells key rings At the cor
ner OF the boulevard aud the Rue de la
PaiK. aud who has two very evident
wooden legs And yet yesterday she
bought .oot-wHmer.
The Emperor OF Austria, who is
the only European swelI.hoad ot promi-
nenre who hasn't been shot al OF stab
bed Al tais year by crazy mat, now
wears a sheet iron shirt aud chain
armor ovcrcoat aud rides about ia a
cast iron oil tank on wheels.
The mAu who has Just donned his
winter tlanuels may be known by a
generally preoccupied look and .he
anxious celebrity with which he backs
up against lamppOst or the sharp
edges u building when lie thinks 40
one is looking At bin
Northern Vermont has lomale
daucer who wears an eleven boot. she
is called Qoeen VI the ioot-lights. aud
when she dances the superstitious
coantry folk Tor miles around say .
There Hcndtick Hudson has got bis
old bowling alley going again.
The manufacture Of paper hon
wool has reached the attitude Of per.
iectios 10 Canada. The superintesdcnt
Of mill up there says A tree 10 cut
down aud showed IN one end OF the
mill. and 6ss minutes later there is a
neighbor 70 borrow the newspaper
At a meeting VI red ribbon club
over IA Warren county. H.. the other
dsy, one o. ue old Trustworthy mem.
l,es expressed his profound contempt
tH sew member who TALKED loudly
about bis reformation. and who, the old
Trustworthy sooEnlulIy declared. had
never beea any ihing worse than KIND
Of cider drankAFd anyhow Great APP
pIausc and cries u Go 90.
When the psodigal eos was real
hungry be elimbed iato q pig pea and
made good square meal Of cid hasks.
To-day II ttsanp asks for food aud you
give him alec haekwheAl cake aud
l4sses. be will tara round aud cali VOC
stack Up, blcsted Cd silver top aud
sueA names. More hnmilits Sc shat
this geaeta,Iou ueed.
Handle Il carefully. Msrier. said
An economical citir-a as bic wife vas
aiming bic old shirt into the rAg.bag
That .iiisl 'vpresehts capital Il may
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Il Boilers cheap gag saoney. when slse