The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-05-21
SUNB ANS.

An enterprising man has swallowed PAIR
of spectacle-doubtless in the w&y OF an
'eye-opener."
A thieving boy, who the other day, was
apprehended for stealing pigeon, said he
took it for lark.
'ZekiaI, don't tell anybody you beau'd
me home" "Sary, don't you mind; am
as much ashamed of it as you are"
barefooted little boy stepped on bee,
and soon after said to his mother: MA, |
didn't know that bees had splinters in their
tails!"
can Illinois school teacher was bounced
because he could not tell the difference
between a jug and a jar. The idiot had
always carried his around in u bottle. -
Free Press.
A Harrisburg paper answering cor
respondent on question of etiquette, says:
when gentleman and lady are upon the
street, the lady should walk inside of the
gentleman"
A little Florida boy tanned an alligator to
come to the shore and take food out of
his hand; and one morning the alligator
tor took the food and the little FLORIDA
boy, too.
Some sharp fellow has put about one
thousand counterfeit Mexican dollars in
circulation at Atlanta, and people hardly
dare drop anything in the church contrlbu-
ton boxes.
Some one says the cord of wood is not
honest, and asks that wood be sold by the
ton or hundred. Smith, who knows the
value af rolling pin, says it ought to be
sold by the pound.
A good character ish pretty much der
same to a man ash gOot umbrella. Ven
larg CLOUDS dhreaten over his head, all he
ish got to do vas to hold him up, und der
storm basses over, he is none der worse.
An Irish servant girl recently boasted
| to lad" that at her old place she always
rose at four, made the fire, put on the ket-
| tie, prepared breakfast and made all the
beds before any one was up i'll the house.
A modest young woman at the West
claoLed bose nntil che ascartnined hat
tho clocks had no hands u ouo,e,cioI /
| p,,jot;n
Kindness goes a great ways. A Kansas
taller found tnis ont the other dav when
he kindly allowed a prisoner to walk out
and take the uir. Kindness made run Of
thirteen miles before they caught lllm.
Nheh the lh'ehl8ent compostor heads
column description OF hiSh-toned we'd
setting type and JON the Paragruphers'
Association. Anto liO (1eG.) Express.
At Grand Rapids, Mich, during the
preaching of sermon, tive-year-old boy
walked up TO the pulpit, and asked for a
glass Of water, for which, when the minis
YOU, si,1
A doctors wife tried the persuasive
effect of tears ''Wte," SAID he, "teare
are useless. l have analysed them.
They contain little phosphate of
lime, some chloride OF AodIum, and
A couple of fellows who were pretty
thoroughly soaked with bad whlskey, goi
Into the gutter. After tioundering about
for few minutes, one of them said, Jim,
let's go to another house - this hote
leaks"
A printer meddline with the verdict Of
tba word s.ano1ayv y noki~o II rald tbns
s.Deca,sAd cu,na tG his d.oth hv ovoasr;,.
drinl,ino nrnInc;mo amonla~y IN +ha ,1' ,,;,,'',
of the INV - 49, '-- ''--N'' -
Prisoner" said one of the magistrates
at petty session held a few doys sine.
cEar"ed @ with aiJinS and , ahoti;So a' at @'' {
mrze tiobt," Pleas sir taxa ln1 Gos
pal oatH T didn't hat a fartbimn, I,!on my % IL ,
wns tha rnnIy ~
A poor old woman who had worked anl
toiled for nearly threescore years, said, i
she didn't think she'd have rest in tb,
neck and hmm into tba ~ rivnr " and uI" 40 Nt, :,
the bottom and stnv there vs. iono 20 sl, b,
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