The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-06-01
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Canon Farrar says that shell is tenn
per, not aplase,H If he has that kind OF
fifl fy;ddss"t he apply for a ''.
Thtje j gay Philadelphia who has
driven a hearse for forty-fve years,
his favorite paper Is, Of course, the daily
Ledger.
The earth, Essays Prof. Loomis," weighs
$3.50, OOO,O 900 pol ds. No wonder STAR
ley Matthews strained his back trying to
carry Ohio.
Alice Oats is few husbands al cad of
Kate Claxton vet. But the latter is
Younger and ambitious. Buffalo Express.
The man who lives in Ohio seems to
be always in terrible danger of having
greatness thrust upon him.-Ohio State
Journal.
We know that Col. Ingersoll dosen't
believe that there is any such place. but
what does he say when. in skirmshing
round his bedroom looking for a match.
he falls over the rocking chair: answer
US that.-Buhalo Bulletin.
A chap who was collared in a Newark
ballroom the other evening. wa|tZed
down two flights ofstairs. and then kick
ed into the street, was heard to remark,
as he scraped the mud ont of his hair,
that he would have cleaned out the whole
ballroom, bnt he didn't like to brighten
the ladies.-Newark Courier.
The Frodericktown Jetfersonian saws
Samuel Tilden "has lizard Juice in his
| veins instead of blood" Hear that ? Say.
Look here! Mr.. Ti1dcn! Governor Sam
Here's a man-! Lizard juice ! Oh.
good heavens! Will anything ever stir
this man up New York World.
Tramps out this way live on the
choicest meats. Everyone of them gets
warm tongue at most every house.
FREQ Press.
At the close of the sitting of the 1|li'
nois house ct Representative, the clerk
read the following: 81 am requested tl
announce that Rev. DR.. Mcfarland vii
deliver lecture this evening in the hal
on Education of Idiots.' Members of thu
Legislature are invited to attend.
"Boston has Society for the Eleva
ton of the Stage" How did the old stag
break down, anyhow? And why not dra!
it around to the carriage-maker's shol
and have it elevated and otherwise
repaired by persons who understand tn
business N. B.-A Webster's Diction
arv williaot be givelifor the first correc
answer s. ~ (, { III
Children'stheatricals should have par
entail supervision. AT some fcountr
house, the other day. where the chlldre'
. had SON afternoon theatricals, the seen
went thus Enter king t-crusader, afte
ten years absence at war. "See, dear,
he says to his wife-''see the honors an
decorations I have attained" "Ter'c
, we come, my lord,' answered his tin
: spouse. 'Look ~ holding up curtain
t showing Ter ten dolls, the smallest
the cradle look; I, too, have not bee
0 IDLE! London World. :.
= The Hindoo He'll is twenty-ore storlf
deep with cellar and sub basement, an
thee are bay windows on all its name!
( " len man tells another to 90 there, he
apt to be knocked down and climbed a
over before he has half completed h
y insult, and an announcement of lectu!
= by Col. Iugersol in scrupulous pap'
: turns half way down the next colum
4, with dashes.-Christian Union.
e Parson L-extended the box to Bill
y and he slowly 81 ook his head. "Com
% William, give something" said the pa
j. son. "Can't do it," said Bill. "Why not
IS Is not the cause good one?' asked b
d yes. good enough; but, l am not able
= give anything" answered Bill. "poo
IT pooh know better; you nust give a
d a better reason than that" "Well,
Q, owe too mrci money; l must be just b
F. fore am generous, you know" 'Br
y William, you owe heaven larger de
J. than. you owe any one else" "tha
( trne, parson, but heaven amt pushi1
Ee me like the rest ofmy creditors" T
e. argument was conclusive. -Atchison P
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