The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1878-12-03
THE CITY.

Shut the door!
Old Biffins has new gate. Adolf
plus hung on the old one and wore it out,
while at the same time SHE hung on the
honey of his eloquent lips, which are also al
most worn out.
--Guessl
We give it up.
Who's afraidl
Don't forget your ribbon.
Joe Abe's left-foot corn troubles him,
The rght.foot corn has been "laid by" as
the farmers say. Joke!
Hanging on the gate is pcrnicious
epidemic on Blank street. Smile.
Mayor Winter wears the same ck-tie
he wore while the bilious perncious was
raging. Brave man!
Cairo healthy, you bet.
Sol Silver, the dollar of his dad. Wit.
The horse race. Whereforei
DO tell
Sunday last-gloomy.
Dan. Hartman, prince of toy dealers.
Free puff.
james Smiths in FAINT is cutting teeth.
NJ ,n,;o,,, .os,,lt 10 antio,patnJ
"A woman was seen yesterday on the
levee She looked depressed.
We heard it mentioned on the street
yesterday, that Mr. Justus Cunningham
went to Mound City, and returned to Cairo
again; and 1t was also said he was in dan
ger of doing the same thing almost every
day during the present season. The mat
ter will be brought to the attention of the
county board.
A man with blood.shot eyes and dis,
heveled hair passed along Washington
avenue yesterday. We did not learn his
name.
AS they hung upon the gate, 'he said:
"Wilt thou!" and she wilted Very new.
An old hen went to nest in woodshed
on Eighth street, sometime ago. She sat
on six eggs. Yesterday she Matched out of
one of the eggs twin ROSTERS and out of
each of the other five eggs, hen and duck.
She was surprised at her Matching ability
and has been cucking about it ever since.
Fact
He is coming back to me; he is sail
ing on me ea-baby mine, baby mine"
Phamilar song.
How we apples swim. Original.
Jack Alden prcsides in our job room.
and does it well. He has younger printers
with him, and Is therefore the presiding
elder Smile.
The BULLETIN is entitled TO the sup.
port of al our citizens, but it don't get the
support of some. Pity It's It's true.
Bill Hcadsl We can print them.
Our new little Hoe press. 1t is a
beauty. 1t enables us to do all kinds Of
JOB printing in the best style of the art and
at the lowest prices.
Tie your shoes.
Amt she just TOO SWEET
Miss Walker arrived on foot yesterday,
and INDUCED in her hash at the Planters.
The Sun says a soap factory would pay
in Cairo. No doubt. The editor Of the
Sun lives in Cairo. Funny!
A man of about forty years of age was
Observed on the corner Of Commercial ave
nue. and Eighth street early yesterday
morning. lie had under his arm blue
cotton umbrella. He escaped, but our Wig
liant officers believe he will yet be cap
tured,
Hold the fort, or fort the hold.
Mud.
Christmas coming Mince pies. Wipe
off your chin. Laugh.
Say But no matter.
A boy in the lower part Of the city
yesterday threw a stone and broke pane of
glass in the upper part, His parents feel the
disgrace keenly, and out of respect for their
feelings we suppress his name. But we
admonish him 20 stop-tomend his ways
before it is too late. If he goes on as he
has begun, he will not fail to become u
hero and be medacd.
-Jaeckel's portrait, on the outside of his
saloon, drank it's beer yesterday and
smacked it's lips with satisfaction. 1t wears
rcd fights Int will have nothing 10 do with