Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1878-09-19

OF lana winch shouid be graz
the public schools in each toH
for the support Of such schools, ,5,-
ever to be inalienable ana free f-ou
taxation So as. .to. .-lAake.- Lie sehoo.s
seIf;supporting.
| 90. hYc favor the reduction of the
Standing army ten Thousand men.
t2l. We cordially invite ALI Fpatriotic
and free citizens OF tits State, stiwho
may subscribe to The foregoing reso-
lutions, to abandon alt'aold parties
setare to the people and the posteri-
ty the blessings to civil and religious
liberty iera all generations. eas.4
| RESOLVED, That we demand the
immediate tenGer to the bondholder
enough absolute paper money TO, pay
| the National debt, and, if the Bond
fin payment, then that Congress make
provision OF law to. loan said money
to the people at the rate of two per
cent. interest and thus afford the la
boring masses reli at ..,asE s-.s
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THE GIRLS. -
TIMELY -sbGGEsrIoSs FROM JOSH Bill.
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Dear girls, are you in search of
iasband?
That is a pumper, and you are not
requested to.say ''yesv out loud, but
expekted ftew throw yure eyes, down
onto the earth as tho you was looking
tor PIN, and reply to the interroga-
tory with kink of a dfaulin sigh.
Not tew press so tender theme
until it bekums thorn in the flesh,
we viii presume (to avoid .argument)
that you are on the lookout for some
thing in the male line. Let me give
some small chunks of.adviee how to
spot your future husband:
/ /. The man who is jellus of every
little attenshun which you git from
some other feller, yeu will find after
you are married to him he luvs HIM
self more than he does you, and what
you mistook toc solissitude you will
discover has changed to indifer-
ence.. -...-. -...--...
2. A mustach is not Indispensable:
it is Lnly a little more hair, and is
much like moss and other eXcress l.
cies-often does the best on the sile
that won't raise anything else. Don't
forget that those things that you adj
mirc in fellow Before marriage you
will probably condemn in n husband
after, and mustach will get to he n
very weak diet after a long time.
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trial, Us Dutch cooks are, two thirds
of them would probably be returned;
but there don't seem to be emmy law
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for this. Therefore, girls, yu will
sec that after yu get a man yu lose
on him. Consequently, if yu have
emmy kold vittles in the house, try
him on them once in 4 while during
courting season, and if he swallers
them we'll, and sez he will take some.
more he is a man who, when blue
Monday comes, will wash well.
4. Don tmarry fellow who is al
waz tellin how his'mother doz things.
1t is two had to wean a young one.
Il 5. If a man Can beat you playing
on pianer, and kant hear a fish
horn playing on the street without
turning a smmerset on account ov the
musick that IL in him, ! say tew yu
leave him; he might answer to tend
baby, and if yu set him to hoing out
the garden, yu will find that yu have
got to do it yourself. A. man whose
whole life lies in musick (and not too
hefty at that) amt no better than a
secd-litz power, but if he luys to list
en- while you sing some gentle ballad,
yu will find him mellow and not soft.
But don't marry cnnybody for one
virtew emmy quicker than yu would
flop man for jist one fault.
6. 1t is onc of the most tuifest
things for female 10 be an old maid
successfully. A great menny has
tried it and made a bad job of it, aud
had a hard time. Eyeryboy seems to
look upon old maids jist as they do
upon dried herbs in the garret--
handy for sickness-lnd therefore,
girls, it amt a mistake that yu shud
be willing to swoplives oph with. some
true-heated phellow- for a husband.
The swop is good one, but don't
swop for emmy man who il respectable
jist because his father lyon had
: better to be an old maid 1000 years
| and then join the Shakers than tew
buy repentance at this price. No
woman ever made this, trade who
didn't, get either phool, mean cuss
4 or a clown for a husband.
GEORGE WASHINGTON REvIs-
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