Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-05-23
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"Outside' pockets are concealed b
trimmings:
Brigham Young's widow is gradual
marrying,
Young slfi. before You elope, be su,
your mother knows your route.
Eve never looked through Adams ovel
coat pocket for letters from other women
They are very particular-tlley wouldn
allow mail wagon to stop opposite tn
women's hotel in New York.
! 1t must have been Western schoc
where the mistress told one of her hi" Girl
to "dcclne love-" The big girl simper
in"ly replied, decline love. Miss Jones
Not me; I'd as soon think of decIinin,
marria@c.'
\ young lady said pretty good thin.
the other evening. Ste has many admir-
ers among the limbs of the law, and. OF
being asked hcw she escaped hcalt-whole
said she supposed it was owing to the fac
that ''in Il multitude of counsellors there i.
safety
20 matter how thoroughly you clcal
the house, the wife of the next man VIII,
moves in will declare that it is not fit fo,
hogs t" 1--we in. and will slop suds arounC
over everything. trying to make it tit fol
hogs live in.
sEo you Ike to go to ch.rch?" said =
lady to Mrs. Partington. Law me. II do. =
replied Mrs. p. ''Noihing does me 80 mich
good as to get up early on Sunday morn
ING, and 90 TO church and hear populous
minister dispense with the gospel
One noble thing about the Stewart Hotel
for Women. just opened in New York. is.
that it recognizes in its pan that women
ought to receive better pay for their work
than they do-so as to be able to board
there.
''l'm ashamed of the acc in which we
live.' said Lowell maiden of tl,il'ty-eight.
" on may be as!iaii;ed dl yours. bit I'm
not of mine,' replied Il nineteen year oil
companion. And it wasn't much of Il nose
that turned up, either.
You are little dunce.' pl,yfillly re-
marked Il Young man to his sweetheart the
other day. '.And you the block" was the
compliment reply. AS she seated herself up
on his knee and burrowel her head under
his left ear. Sn.h is loves young dream.
\ Georgia husband recently sued out a
writ OF ha6sas corpus to recover his wife
from the possession of his f,ther-in-aw.
but the upright Judge dismissed the suit
on the ground that the parent was entitled
to the services of his daughter until she
was twenty-one.
Maine husbands ccn,e trick on talka-
tive wives. 4 man tells his wife that he is
going to Ausanguuatansogow
fishing. He then requests all his friends
10 call at his house and inquire his where
,bouts. When he returns. the poor wo-
nan is exhausted and doesn't speak again
or month
The Last snake Story is to the effect that
party of school girls in Pennsylvania
we're attacked by rattlesnakcs. and that the
girls. to scare the snakes. exposed their
ed skirts. upon which the reptiles ran
way. Now let every devoted wife whose
husband is attacked by snakes, shake her
ed skirts ut them.
Some one has discovered that short
'onng ladies' generally get married Quicker |
han tall ones. and the former make the !
'est wives. This will be source of great
Onsolation to the four-ftet young ladies !
ho have been looking gloomy and sad
ecause their new bonnet non't show
bove the pew back at church.
Mr. Dicks is one of the admire young
atlantis of Wooster, Iowa. Two girls
laimed his escort from a social gathering.
Ie politely offered an arm to each. but that
didn't please the rivals. who
uarrclcd in the street. Mr.. Dicks decln-
4 to interfere in the controversy. lie
Iood aside. and told them to settle the
nestion between themselves. They did
, by 4 long and severe fight. in which
ar and clothes were torn. faces scratched
nd fingers bitten. At length one was VAN
nished, and Mr.. Dicks save hls arm to the
ctor.
\ small teariing youngster Oil, at Fort
Jayne. in Indiana. had the misfortune to
lex a kefnal Of corn into its windpipe the
ther day. The doctor was sent for in
iste, ami announced that it would be
ecessary to perform the operation Of
to save the child's life. The
oosier mother, familiar with practice of
jmestic surgery of Il different sort and
Ut pleased with the idea OF having the
lids windpipe c,it open. seized the suf-
rer by one leg. and holding him up. head
administered sundry resound-
g spanks. There was a sound not un-
>e the name of Il pop-gun, anl the kernel
corn was elected with great force. The
hid was at once relieved and recovered of
,urse.
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