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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01
SUPREME CoURr or THE HAWaIIAN

y Islands, oahu. g. Aprn Term, A d. ISIS
KEzuEai K MhslLAag, MAiinA ". Hbele. Libel for
divOa.e-
that dscres Of diEorr= from the bond of magEinony be
enisrs 10 fAEor q The sid kEanUaf for the cause Of
the Wifrl c=rD anal At1liefE Of the sad Malna
be maze asoIate affsr the expiration % from
me date Of tbs dsc-ee, compliance with The
taersof unless seent shall appear the con-
And Eae L5elAnt q ordered 70 publish Attested
copy Of thts order in H4EAi4n Kuokoa
nesEApefs for socressye fh- rss publication
10 Be siihia HOuth NON The date OF order
al persoos Interested within months. show
cause Why saAt decree stnald made 4hsolUts.
By the Co1rl JSO. Z BARNARD Clerk.
D4sst trLS sth day Of April A-D. ISIS.
Houoll-a- ozhs, hsEehy certify that the foregoing
Is A7 iEni COPY % the original decree divorce
h= II ne once Of Ihs cOart Of Tie Ha-
UzlLzl IstAndS
As ziusz ny haad this 10Th day of April. d.
ISIS mo Z BAESAED.
So Clerk q the supreme Court
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01

- IsiaHsis. O4EH- 50, April Tern, A D. ls7..
La = 4osilAEs. k41zn4 1a=llze- lisei for d.
EUrrs.
In TIE Above entitled s f5r divorce. Il i ordered
that Gzcrse divorce from the q 1latrtziony
tzrsd 1.gc- Of fsr the eAus= q the
c=ssrlcc Alt aialtsrE u sad k4ianz
El11e a1so1Es kftsF tie sxpiEEsyG 0fsx fror
the ass u EAs decree EP0a c2pIzcs EiE1 the terms
rhzrslf- zuzss s-l.elt s11i pear
~ And the hnslAas 3 ordered puallsa Asr=sssd
enpE q this order Ia the HaEa-n Gazette and EaoSl
lsEspEPsrz FIR Erxr pobllczfiol
within fral1 II order: IA.
Al perssu= interested nay, Efrkin six alolE1s, sn0T
ea1ss NJ said 1scrss sEoui1 1oE b. EAcz 1o=Gi-s-
81 l1s C11rIr A ECSA, Dep1ty CiErk-
Date1 rnis sth cay q APll, A. D ls1s-
Esa1GlHl1. 0S1h1 hereby esEEifY thar f1reo-
ing f4lGhf1I cnpg q sb= 0riiazl decree q
1tEurcs de IL ocss TIE SGprss CSGrE Of
he Ea1tshEn Isan1s1
- EiEEsss zy had tn-z I2Sh 6AE oE Aprl. A D.
lisa A EfsSA
Ssaggs psuasT Clerk az szursu.s Ca,.rS
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01

So Ez-=-1sy Alssaa- ai.aL4asa. ~ President q lie
E-l.a Eplls- c4- s--.z s1l sgaf s--rr,s aas a-crs
SID lHz1 IS, -,is o1r cuuz,. MIas.Slr szssas
1a-sz s -la-zcsr q, cgnsui ant cguls=iuasr N ne
EgFu1r f Flrs- zl,i gs -s'y1rs cI- s=sie-s. sza
a. -sia-=z-1-s q Cur lsg-uLa-a-, pa lga eoalt-
s-zzUz l.s gssoa- sHgesrsv alt ls -ss-Hsrs aad
zs ~ ssa AT a1ea.a elil -rscr % ~ Is sf-iia
suca Cuazzl as,i cuzzsrr-sssGEsr-
1gas a. Esiazi sarv. gl n lg.slu as .srl iay "
AEEl. a. . lFA kAEAxAUA T.
- KENG
EzSEz a r1zf-z. N-risrsr n Fgr-igu ssAr 81
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01
supreme Ceurl--In Probate.


Before Mr.. Jes,h>s NsCslIy. a. CAAnhsrs,
Apra 20, Guardianship Sf the KrssSr. miners.
FstsieH VI 5, T. Dele Gaardian Of said miesrs. fer
hrsas II sale Il real estate sigaats in
ksksi street, Hseelele, ree Csart examined the
rsSsrn ana AscSsst sales asaiss then IN rrepsr
ter@ SaG 31ly svoFe ~. axis the seeSssAry order
eszasualzk The sale Azs xsshsvtkaS the 6sSEdisR
execute the HeeSssasy deeds e0aseyins ali the right
tale. ana interest x said miners - the purchaser
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01

1uls aas-urs ,-gu sl4a. ne zIH AR Fernandez
WI SgEzragr Ar La Island q llzi All Is 1a-
Fsaa.sniHs " Z. MoEzIgEA.
Llaa-aA. Azri n. as-z. sgsi GaEg g-aar N Hlui.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01

? aas 7isasst "a lLssessy IA Kag y 4ssrinE zasr
zzz-zarass y Z. NlsilaHaA and S4lzazi Epi Nsnis=.
1llazi Ealars. sarr rs. 1s-x Ez
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01
WEnNESpAr. -. lsfs.

IL this iSs-e we conreses the publication
ss Al exceedingly vell-wyitse1 eomraesleasicn
frora tAs pea OF Nr :. n IasssaA ao~ II AIS
.-,.lis. II ~hsch the reader viii sn3 irso-tas-
-,a-sou froz he CcloaSes which vii he ho.A
i.sesessiag ard entertaining We regvst shst
war. q space prevented the sppsazanee q The
whsle s-tscle a- tbs issue We will give he
ecnclusscr oStAs arsicie IN car rezt. We tr'1s:
sa4s M Iugrza VII f4vcr es With H'4ry s,ore
ccu--uzicasiccs daring his sejoarR II he
Cclc-ies. whs;A ve VIII esteem favOar cor
fsrrs6 rpcu the readers cs ne Gazette. which
vs kuov VII be appreciated BY she2 IS they
~iu be by rs-
IKE EAwAIrAN LSclSLNrvEE--This body
VII have the responsibility og pasisns exaHaI-
sa.5cn cf slI existing ahcses srisisg either
f-c1r the i.s5eezsse Iesal provision fer these
abuses c- the tcsal 4bserce e legal remedies
fix szssizs evils detrimental 70 Tie growth of
tie Ki1g5ozl and he wellbei1g 0f tie people.
These ard ki-Erss5 Subjects viii s1srcss tie
sr.srzicr cf the 6cvs-upers s1& the Lesisl4-
r1re, and <SoGli be carefully banded Il IS
aes n IL passing of IssAl sH.cEzser-s, b-s in
tasi- adaptation so the wants and wishes Of
sas people. shas .hs laws passed by he Legs
lA.ure are ssscsiYe fsz Tie gVed government of
she na-igr- Therefore NC law should be hcr-
rieilv PASSED. bar shcGli be well weighed
and thcroC sh5y examined before being sub
usi..sd sg Hs A4iesty fo- bis Roysl sanction ;
zsG TINS the wisess eognseis vii be brought
e Tear upon each measure and the desired
cb5ecs attained. namely, Patience Of izvessiga-
tlcn ard uzzzarisy cf thought IN legisl4sing foz
lie ua-icn-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01
SuPREME oouRr OF THE HawAIIAN

SUPREME COURT OF THE HAWAIIAN
- Lsiza-s. Oahu. a. AFrl Term, 4 D l.7s-
slr Dfy9rrs
IA ne a6zs sa ,s.es ss fsr divorce II l. TO- orer.,
r11z scrEs &C 1Isurcs frur boa- q z-risoay
sassrs zsFsr Of the sad Isvzt1 ~ fer tEe ezsse q
ne d=ssfEsa a SzkASGaAf Tsas.s zs5-
serse apoa cs pEan-s the terms tA<rscl m
IsSA sr1esnE shall appear the cSnlrz<T Ard
srzzr the RzEzzaz Gazezts as1 EEoksA nsEsDapsrs
fr Ess<s t.s azss p1ocz-isa
aEEa frs1 tie t4ts q Us CIDER t1At al per-
sss asers.sss zs1Fsisaa AZ uSoztAs SAL e11se say
sAae -@s-se slsc-- 1H,s y 1-.,:s ASso.s.s-
Dase,i Islh sa7 q 4pra. A B. is7z
EanoIzIa OaEzs I Aerssy ezrrEfF sA4E n Ssrzo-
sfssrse ne ssee sf tAe zsprea4 CsIrt es
as witness ay h4za as :. day a 1Rra, a D.
na. can Z ssTs-es cosrt
rs CHAMBERS CIRCUIT JUDGE, seeoah
III Is-Aza- Diasricr- Ezszlsla Esi4n1s-
Hzz1, 6ezz1ss1-
On rzL.z1z All alIa< psd-sa q A. sPeeeer 1rd
D cr1Snl1ssErz- az<Es sxI- D. H4Fekass = aDSlas
e A-aa-1sz'r 60 ree esr4-s % M. ceoSes, l-s II
Aaz1yIo -=csEss1 L = 1r-erzd f1z< 721zr1zZ. Sf<y
ses AsAzE a Sas r@ A1 passs f1r hsig me SD Pe<i
Con n. AIRY se.@rzszs E=z= bs ss-s1 rkers-: azd
A. perz.cz Interested nerznF l1tEsd aErr1a-
ABz- FoESAsDEE, Ci-Eait Js1gz,
I'D Ia1ac1Al lasSrsc-r H X
- CHAHKEKs CIKCITf yCDGE, second
a Is1haa4 pssencs- E1sza4aa Is4s1s
Il z zA<sss g Ez es.@ts q z. EIr1 D<vz1ehee zss
&C Paxss. HsssxAI aeezas@6-
ese1Les zaz1g gaas 4 zs-4a g LAk4laz, Mzz1, z-
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Ne Cur Es1se + Lae1izz - Eezxz ez1
herzsg zez4e6 aszez6
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EAszssz. AV1I - IssA tfTg @a y
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01
Beflrs NJ. Jestics Jadl.
NhW ADVERTISEMENTS.

kAMEHAMEHA DAY.
hapiOlani Park!
PROGRAMAE---JUNE IIth, 1878.
Music. ------Elzsshlassha EsYuln-. Eaus
CES
kAMEHAMEHA PLATE
rrasEns Eaca % Harness. Fsse - Al horssa Me
hsass- asss n s. Entrance s9s-
KINGS PURSE
opsH 70 al horses. Two Ells lsh- To carry IIs rs
"a rance SD Seeant aaese saves s1lSss Winners II
prsyiuGs FACES Il carry Is Iss- extra ssignl
FOOT RACE
OreR Al Diszzaea 30 PARTS.
TRoTTING RACE
Fox al hnr<ss hrst ia rns Etugtru1 Me heats best
CEu IN three EEEranrz slA Ssn1sr 4 "a. Jewellers,
EI present winner >Ivsr cup, valuz,. AZ sds
ASSOCIATION PURSE.
ogeE u n aEsss unses res years sf lgs- Me- snsa-
sscuna horse sIEzs sIlSzs. E1Eralcs sIL
FOOT HURDLE RACE
open 4 al Pedestrians .ld yr-z- Faar aarilzs.
tl'lr 1=zs Asn- IFs u =nsz--
TRoTTIsG RACE
For tuunIs Esazs u Eag1u- 3Is hzata hest rEs !,
s1rzs- EaE-zacs sI5. Owner. q 1riEs-
MULE RACE
Nile lisa Ca1-h Ezignt Enrr4aca So
LADIES' PURSE
Nile iash; Caarh weight wz1zrz of vrsTiuEs RACES =
carry IL Ins. Entrances S.
BOYS PURSE
Frss T. Al Fouiss unfair IL. haa.is high
PUBLIC PURSE
Ezacz raGs sEsspszIxzs. One nzis Gash ozsn % al
hGrlea EaE aazs run IN PcsysGz gf eay
-nas have aes E1u prize n any PGhle Eaes- FCaE
HURDLE RACE
Fvu ziis tazn7 caa-h Wsizh- EnE-1zcs tIg.
~ Al zsi=rs = Ivpsar n IeessT ss-sa1az. "a
Ta Eziss al the saT nsrrtr1 FrarazE PARK .aa Fra-
cisEn vii saggru ne Il'fgss csrizinGs eases of
dIsvE1z-
Eu--zless be Ea..s Iad a1sz tussrz-asoa cay be
Hat al Gilbert Waller Clerk af tas C1gr7s-
r. s1rsrrFeLa LIis Il open a. ne Oiss Il ssrrz
FilaEcs Can1iEzss-E- : Pan. EsnrT lll--kkziAne
T1hn T. PazFs Gilbert Sasr- z Agas&. Aaa1 azrse-L
fss JAMES MAkzz FresasssE
Du.LENGHAN Il CO.,
MFoETES AVID 1EALEzs IN HAE1zARE
E!srT. Dry saad4. PHiasE Iad 0sI Iz4 Gsusrzs Msr-
siAaass, Va a. kiag ssr.-s, EaaaiaIa- ls5s ~
e. o. HALL & son.
mozTEzs AND DEALE1s IN ELRDEARK
Dr7 s1aia- Palaz4 CiIa AT t5-as-al Nsrraaaai.-.
fsi-Iy CsrasrE Elrt tad Eizz ssE-
a .. CLEG GHORN az Co..
sz1LEl
General nderohanddse
carusr S1ssa Iad xlAAzuaa4 zz-s-sI
5sz III SEEaaH &C. Iad Ssrasr Fsrsas Hss.t =
L agz1E- A Hzaz
FRIEL & BTsH-
ez0CERIEs AND PRoTIsIoE DEALZs
Family G-aezrs AID EssG ssars.
So III % Esss sss.ss. Esssla1a-
J.H- WICKE.
& A9LN i TT III a * Ell,
AIakez STREET.
One 1sar ssls~ Esesi srzzs@
IE-ais.s afsH 1-.zsgsaa. aaie "a rsvaiEsd Z 2.
Onions and Potatoes.
FoE SALE BT zr..m
Pilot Bread.
DEE " I'll HKEEk
t.--s 2. uy-z s-r ---% y znr.v
Hay, Hay.
100 BALEs CALIFORNIA HAY. TX W.
AOO Z MITE 1fsss1@-a. s.lallsZ. . a. y
- = = = SzIEcE z CO.
Pratt's and Devoe's Kerosene Oil.
EF0E SALE ET
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Crackers, In cases
Notice.

4 III PERSONS are HEzEBT CAUTIONED
n z5s = crsar1s5 t.e ASS - Aza-zz1c EEi41z<,
ltl.l1 = las, ese1 y So FsssJ fE1-
q Crs~E LA1es5 ~ <sts1S F-aE4.x eztsls
zS1 E1zsz- &sF sz1ar a-1a1e-r rssT -
rsssss@ss4 Esr AT esS q ErassGaaL
CATHERINE wAEEEE.
KzzAzo, cazz. 4s<2 = Is7s 90 Las
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01
SUPREaE CoURr OF rHE HAWAIIAN

GUPRENE COURT oP THE HAWAIIAN
= iss4Adz, n Rr0sats- IsAH4 u OAhG. Hawaiian Is
lads
10 lh matter q the ssszts of Wna- r. Wright decezs-
Sd 0E11E ADSatiGz tis for probate OF VII Aad direct
i1g PcA.teztsoa q notco Of the
eoeu-zslt pErpor-ng - b the last VIII and Tssna-
meal 13 N- Z vi night deceased, having the lOsh
Dag 4 Arr. A d. ls7s. presented % sad Probate
CczzI ara Itiri0a f0r The pro4ts thereof the
4L41ee g asEssrs ts-z1eatzry Iobn n Wright
inE ben He'd " sd John y. Wnznfs II s HEREBY
rTs stzE THURSDAY. tie lad dzy o. Nay A. d ls7s Al
10 siesc< % s-d day. TIE COsrt Room Of saf
Coa<r. ~ Honclnlr, Iszu6 % OzhG. azEe
hsTsE Appointed the I1e fOs proving s1d li I'd
sid application neu ard where any pers1n interest.
- may -pSAr 2ad coatsss -ss SD granting
q sttsrs Il = frt@r ordersd nsuee
tszrsof = giEs1 b. prhc4.Lou Tor Successive
Eeexs IN the HaIzian tazeEe EssEspaper prhtsd
I1oi-sed u Hnr0lllzs and further ordered fhzt
e4-4-c1s ~ iss1sd aAse-ihins Ei
2ne 70 ne heirs a lie rsstztsr Ia xoica I4nd Kauai
% 4Ppezr and en1ksst tes probate of sd will a. tte
the APsiutsc- and t14l tts sd John r. Wright
ihor n1sa1niis pOrAEy adnzlnlstrapcr q
thE est41e q he szd deSezs<d-
Dzts1 Hoool1ls, d l. pFl 10. IsTa
CHAS g HARRIS,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01

HAHATIAH
- lA4111, C1sa- ~. April Terra. A-D. 1878.
Anes Z, G-1<11 "a Ez1zzkA - 1oslles- LR.sl ssr
II asEs sars1 lsei ssr divorce s = s,w arasrsa
t4t 1eefse e 1gorcs frsl the bnd q 1atr1zosr BE-
essrs1 - EsTsT q fse Hzid for ne ezase n tae
e@rS1 11 111lIsrJ q the ssd KA1lsk4 % - male
A1ts 1stsf TIE expsrso q AZ tbs ffsra lie eAfe
6 trs cecrss zPoa eer&aes gifh tsrras fEsrsof
11aRr a1e1t cSose slzi aSpezr fhs co1frzry. AID
Hs ez1t = ordered . prsi1 attests1 err Il fhls
es14f I. tSs H2H1n 6zzstis ena kso<o4 Ess - nrx
TX AZ s-ee-tTs See<ss f1s 1x1t pusztion 70 - srh
"a s1s afh fro the d4ts q tis ORDER fzs al Ssraas
1tsfetss1 rsaT N1tla ar no14a siDH e1nss py -
esEree t1sc46 80 bs s4zds 4ssDlate.
III ~ C1zfL JEO. T. BARNARD. Csssx
D1tef tlis tls GAY q ADrii. z-D fs5s
Hessl--- o4As - hssssT esrliiy fhzt tEs fsrszo-
1sesss s> q Ge u IA ces o. ne E1ssszas cosft u
lie H4pzlIs IE111cE
A. w.tse.s ~ had thss sth d1y a Ap~sl. A. d.
lT@ JAO. T. BAE8kHD -
col . cissk sgpEszss cDsri.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1878-05-01

SUFREaE cotRT OF THE HAWAmAN

SUPREME COURT OF THE HAWAIIAN
~ la-4nG4, Ozkz- a. Aprl TeFla. A. D. Is7s-
Han 4. ADssz1t, Kz1lzn2kz1zhI - nbsIlse IIksl
fsr D5sofrs-
In ne aooss sned Esel for divorce. Il ls order.
I'd t1zE decree of tlIsree from the toad cf nnAtr0ay
y enS-sd q aver cf tse I'D Eai <. f5E
tas Adnitsy AID 1ttr ceskro1 for yefI Of
TIE Sad Ez4iEak11zAi BE- made ntslus Agter the
eIparzto1 q AK zontns from the date d is decree
ufo ee- E1ac< u11 ne terms tlersof ssneIt
c7ss Sal sppe1r % re conuAry And tne lbefznt
o<1esst = Fos--1 attsEted copy Of this
IzSzzz Gzzs-te AID K1oka nsSspapers for Ak saers
si7e Ees<H ne arst p1besoo bs witkn o.s nlontI
ffez fse 6@ts q t.s orsr. al peSous ntsrsstsd
within ak 1.oains ssoE cz1as Why sid decree
41s1G1 act hs nzz6s zeSsl1ie
81 ne Cart $50. z BAKSAED, cIerk.
Lzts1 uzB st1 GAY cfADfi1 A. D. Is7z rNn
H11el1.a OzE7. hefeSy eerlily ia. ne f,rsko.
l1Z = trs AID fAtEfsI cDJ ef ne original dsfsss or
dssses Gis sLss of ne sG1rsnzs Coast of
t-s Hxgzzs IsLz11s
As Sl:asss zy had TIA ssh 6sy of Aprsl, A. d.
lS% JSo Z BABsAEO,
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E1suEn1 If g1ng u 1rzrEi Eai 1aTia,
Ailn / aar lan "a ne mum af e1a aassa Use a.
l-11 am L1d rIl ia swelling EF1 gr tarse -na
nrrf
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chisf Iuslce supreme C0urL
Atest- A. RoAA, Deputy Clerk. ass q
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sUPREME CorKr or THE HaWAIIAN


Is-s- A ROSA
ss1 az DzpzC ClsE< Sf Supreme C5GrT-
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Eur-11css De Ela.s azsF t11sr-as1sa r-1T be
raj al Gilbert Waller Clerk Gf Cu1rzs-
r. S1naGr1FCLa LAfs open 0is.s Il -1z Sscrz-
sIfT T. MlcfLrialE-
Eilalcs CGmmiEzza-F : Przzz. EsnrT lI1-f.Eri1ns-
Eohn f. PazF GHhsrE S1Lsr- Z 4 Ag1sE Auaa 9zrrs--
EB@ JAMES AAEzz erez5ssck
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sss .! I'Is - 80 = : -. -; &C,
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As witness my hand this sth day Of April. A. d
ls5a A. Rosa
81 e. Deputy Clerk suprons Court.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1878-09-13

Oh, how shall get it how shall getit?
nice little new-laid egg;
Ny grandmother told me to run to the barnyArd
To sec II Just one could beg.
Moolly-cow, moolly-cow, down in the meadow,
Have you any eggs, prAy7
The mooly-cow starts as II were crazy,
And solemnly stalks away.
Dogge, doggie perhaps you may have It,
That nice little egg for me,
But doggie just wags his tail and capers,
And never an egg has he.
Now, Dobbin, Dobbin I'm sure you must lave some
Hid away in your manger there;
But Dobbin lays back his ears and whinuies
with ''Come aud look if you dare.'
Piggywig, piggywig, grunting and screaming,
Are you crying, "Fresh eggs for sale ?"
NO. piggy, you're very cold and unfeeng,
With that impudent quirk in your tail.
You wise old gobtler, you look so knowing
I'm sure you md me egg
You stupid old thing! just to say gObble, gObbe,
And balAnee yourself on one leg
Oh, how shall / get it how shall getH?
That little white egg, small.
I've asked every animal here in the barnyard,
And they won't give me any at ALL
But after I'd hunted until was tired,
found not one egg, but ten
But you never would guess where they were all hid.
den
Right under the old speekled henl
Laura =. R,chdrj,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1878-09-13
HITS AND MISSES.

1t is always squaw-ly times in an Indian vii
lage.
Detroit water with little sweetening in it
is said to taste like Madagascar rum.
Nothing has so many ties binding it to earth
as IA railroad. l. Detroit Free Press.
An orator who was much in demand in po-
litical campaigns, being asked by an admirer
the secret of his success, replied; when
have facts, l give 'em facts but when |
haven't | yell and saw the air"
If the Courier-Journal is not mistaken, "a
failure on the part of parents to properly util-
ize the underground of the country has done
more to fit the present generation for the pen
itentiary than anything under heaven"
A member of a fashionable uptown con-
gregation in New York city called at a music
store and inquired "Iave you the notes of
a piece called the Song of Solomon 7" add
ing, "Our pastor referred to it yesterday
morning as an exquisite gem, and my wife
would like to learn to play it. - Tribune.
Some people do not understand how news
papers manage to print pictures of murderers
so soon after the murder takes place. AL
though it is a secret of the business, we must
be generous to our readers and say that all the
cuts of proprietors of patent medicines that
come into a newspaper Office are saved
Turner's Fails Reporter.
A little boy from New York went into the
country visiting, He had bowl of bread and
milk. He tasted it, and then hesitated a mo-
ment, when his mother asked him if he didn't
like it, to which he replied, smacking his lips,
eyes, ma. wish our milkman would keep
a COW "-Ne'o HdEep Register.
Shrewd Clerk with an eye to the percent,
age e)-"Take an accident insurance ticket
sir?' Passenger Enormously for p
Clerk -"Well, sir, nothing has gone wrong
'twixt this and London for the last fourteen
months; and, by the haverages the next
smash ON the hup line is hoverdue exactly sil
| weeks and three days." Old gent forks Out
/ with alacrity.
Walter Scott loved to tell a Story of Ger
tain baronet who made himself the host of q
number of minister's seven of whom were pu
into a capacious many-beded room, where the
butler had carefully provided for each Bible
and bottle of beer. my friend, said one OF
the divines, addressing this funetiOnary, 'you
must know that the youngest minister read
aloud portion of Scripture to the rest only
one Bible, therefore, is necessary. So take
away the other six, and in their place bring
six more bottles of ale"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1878-09-13

KEEP YoUB HEAD UP.-Doleful and morose
people can be detected on the streets from
their manner of carrying the head 1t is in
clined forward and has disjointed, swing
ing motion The face is carried as if anxious
to git thar" in advance of the toes, looks
awfully mournful, and is generally wrinkled;
the nasal organ has mournful droop, and
appears as if the blood was not allowed to
run freely down the back of their necks.
which seemingly gives the nose such an cry
sipelatous coloring that it is mistaken for an
indication of anti-blue ribbon indulgences
Look up when on the street. If disposed to
do otherwise force the habit on yourself Of
carrying the head erect the eyes exalted, and
bent on things above the sidewalks and gut
ters. There is nothing cheering to be found
in studying pavements and cobble- stones
Glance at the tree-tops, at the sunshine.
Light on the eye always has tendency to
cheer the mind, because the brain connects
directly with the optic nerves, and pleasing
effect on them touches the thought and enli-
vens it accordingly. Besides. to carry ones
nose high is alleged by phrenologists to be an
evidence Of self-confidence and independence
of spirit "As happy rs q COW boy, " is fire.
quently quoted. These barefooted urchins
almost invariably go along with their heads
aloft, eyes bent on the horizon, and q notable
characteristic is their propensity for whist
ling The latter is another cheerful habit.
Whistle Justify whistle on all proper occa-
sions 1t is an exceptional case of man who
cannot whistle, however poor his musical ed
ucation may be. The habit expands the
lungs, gives the mind an agreeable sensation,
and keeps one from brooding over troubles.
A lady of considerable fame has paid whist
lers eulogy by asserting that she never fears
a man who whistles. because evil thoughts
find no room in the heart of the one who is
fond of such pleasing exercise.-TFQy Times.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1878-09-13

An Ex-Governor Of South Carolina of 80
de wa" times, with his wife and n l7-year-
Old son, were passengers, a few days ago, in
a railway train in Kansas When the con
duator asked for their tickets the ex-Govern-
or presented a pass issued to another person
and bought from ticket-scalper. The con-
ductor took up the pass, and demanded fare
He refused TO pay, and the conductor threat
ened to put him of. At this, Mrs. ex-Gov-
ernor opened a small hand-satchel, drew re-
volyer, and said she wanted it understood that
that family came from South Carolina, At
the next station the conductor telegTaphed for
instruction, and was told to put the family off
unless they paid fare. When he began TO ex-
ecute this order the l7-year-old South Caro-
linan seized the family revolver, and was
about TO have summary South Carolina ven
geance, when other passengers interfered, and
the gallant representatives of noble State
were carried out to the platform.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1878-09-13

SUNNYsIDE. Washington Irving residence
is frequently visited by that class which is
commonly termed pilgrims to the shrine of
genius" and most of these carry away with
them some memorial of the spot. The prop
erty still remains in possession of his neices,
who keep up the condition of the grounds,
the latter being in charge of one who has
been in this service for 80 years. The ''cot-
tage," like its builder, is entirely without pre-
tension. When the latter came from Europe,
after II years absence, he desired home
near the river, and this led to the purchase of
the Acker house and 1G acres of land. The
house gave place to picturesque cottage of
the English style, where the author passed
his last days, surrounded by an a6ectionate
and devoted circle. The place remains much
as he left it when removed by death 10 years
ago. His writing desk and pen remain in the
library, and his hat stands ON the hall table
as though waiting for use. Irving gradually
attracted men of wealth and taste, and led to
the present village of Iryington. The latter
now contains many stately mansions, but the
memory of genius gives a higher dignity TO
the cottage" than can ever be claimed by
the finest display of wealth and architecture.
Troy Times.