The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-06-30
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Rabies arc dosm atic
II is said that Webb Hayes Will soon marry an ohio
lady.
Inter. Ocean-"rhe mosquito like charity, begins TO
hum"
the Land.
20. Hn-what dogrco OF Fahrenheit will make
gum bollY
Rough Hewitt as no will, wattcrsons nose is still
out OF jnnt.
Inc Potter had better stop turning his wheel rho
luck has hanged
Senators Beck and Kellogg called at tho White
House on Thursday.
voltairc: ar God did not exist it would be ncces.
Try TO invent HIM"
Mr. Reubsn f. Fenton, OF jamestown, y. Y, Is at
the Fifth Avenue Hotel
There Is no humble Doc but can be distinguished
when you SIT down on him.
Attorney Gsuera Dcvens was 10 the city last even
ing, his way 10 Washington.
The colorcd cook says:-s.Dese hycr vendors, dey
duz rasp berry much dis cuiio's ears"
Give me a whiskcy, please" .What kind,
straight or --.n son. let Il be a ryc.n
stanley Matthews has retained TO his homo and
will remain there until Congress rcasscmbles.
IL seems cowardly Tor BIZ man to try "brushn
with little creature that happens to get III his hair
Gulx,l believed that treason IS germ Of develop
men. which Is cot and canuet be here below"
Mrs. Jenss experience III lcctur,ng behind tho
curtains ought to qualify nor tor doing 80 before
them.
When man ends a woman curt in ropartce he be.
evcs her curtin lectures II no doesn't he's very i'm
prudent.
O.d JcmIna says that Dame Europa has no business
TO be proud. Most every county amshouso has It's
poor parlors.
Tn. Washington correspondent Of the Charleston
Nsics aud Courier says that Mrs. Hayes wears short
dresses all tue time. even to church.
The Loudon World contains Iong articles complain.
ing OF s.vusarliy's new ycnecr and tho gradual cy
JUNCTION OF 1.-THE .stic and classical nudc.'
.You don't think much OF tho conduct OF Mrs
jerks In louisiana qusr'cd a republican OF dem.
ocrat. .Nay-vcryi" was the scntcntious reply.
Mrjor A. II. N ckcrson, tho new Assistant AsJutant
General VI the Army, has returned 10 Omaha Con-
ordinations to him from all parts of country
Tue Mayor Of a Western Town placed mn editor IN
DOR arrest for publishing false statement OF Com.
munis,c REVOLUTION. Tho offensive copcs OF his
paper were arbitrarily suppressed
Speaker Randall Samuel J. rildcn, Senator Wallace
John Kelly, Governor Mcclellan aud Congressman
Kmmcl have been invited TO dino win The Demo.
cratic Association in Philadelphia to morrow.
on alEs, "Who ever a picpIant seed ~
Many time, IN the cellar VI a country house n ,ye
We ,,n sccrc the seed or a nasty co ns umptou
10 &c 80 pautcd-in youthful aud favonous stomachs
The Boston Giobe's editor ought TO be ashamed OF
tins Hub "bub." lilo prctends that tho sea serpent
has bscu SPOKEN short distance IRON the wharycs
OF tho CITY, Will. tho wheel oil tue universe rcvoves
80 las, as 1t does now, he should stay at home and
wat Tor mider sunshine.
London Vord:--''Said a friend TO tho Primo Minis.
ter last week - Yoa viii return IRON tho Congress 10
be created duke and 10 marry the Queen Lord
iIcaconsn Id smiled an replied AS to snc dukcdoin
perhaps; as the vile, There several reasons
against II. among them the prejudice oi two J. B.'s
w no arc they y asked tho friend. John Boil Is one.
And the othsiS' This time the prom,er smiled With.
out replying"
An onlecr who was with Crook IN the baltic oil the
Roscbud June IL 1876 writes ton the anniversary Of
that day. ioliows I snail always believe that all
subsequent troubles with the sioux-thc Custer mas
sacre aud ali-can be traced TO oao oil Two pivotal
points Leaving our pack trains Goose Creek and
making IL impo oc inadvsaplo follow up such
little iracas that Of the Rosebud or our failure TO
seek tho enemy again Immediately alter rotura
Goose Creek, tho 10Th. In either event wc would
have met Clusters army. Tho two commands would
have united. The whole Sioux Nation was there
and keen for night There would have been great
battle and troubles with tho sioux would have boon
| forever enied"