The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1878-12-03

Indian maidens ou the Nor hern Me-
braska reservation have begun to carry
parasols.
There is only one thing stronger than
a women's will aud that IN woman's
won't.
When war begins, helPs gates are
open; and ID is the same when Cbn-
gress resssembles.
Trnsi not horses heels nor dogs
tooth neither n man who says he will
pay you on Saturday.
Read carefully the label on the bot
tie of chill remedy, requesting you TO
shake well before using.
The man who says yes To everything
you say Is the hardest kind of a man 10
borrow ten dollars of
Don't despise your poor relations.
They may get rich some time and then
it will be 80 hard to explain things.
The meeting of man and lion is
majestic. The man runs of with all
his might, the lion with all his name.
Olive Logan saws that man existed
over GOO 900 years ago. and she would
sot say so il she hadn't seen him her
self.
The world looks different 10 man
when he has about three inches of rum
in him, and he looks different TO the
world.
Girls, don't keep basiness man wait
ing when he asks the all important
question. He may have another EN-
gagement.
A famous Irishman writes tO n friend
''At this moment l am writing with
sword in one hand aud pistol in The
other"
There is nothing "a thr S'r. rrI
resents 10 quickly aud 50 / p'y tsf'
find you a~fully busy shrn h." > s'.i-
fectl, a. leisure.
The wind exp-uied ,.r.1 .'
ic Il speech hv -.W ri' .t-V ft.
ish the IN itive % .V-r
or, ing for who. ,.u.
J anette.-Ma. are you goin- 49,
me another piece Of pie? Ms
do Won want b know To-? }
Because If yor All "a
this piec- slowly
Not Yst. Is the -...e I'D
Ljlla y. CusEmap. o; L
Well, there i only Que tany o
Lila, WE are getting somewh 90 ..-
ia years, aud we cant wait mucn i'rg.
er.
Touching and beautiful super.
prevail among Indian tribes. AL
Of them is that the scalp Of th va ,..
man makes better show on - II
wan wall than an oil psiutint
An old maid has cat auj ..4....
The car dies first She n u II
ed, aud places him M the c.I- / che
canary, saying: II have put tue desr
creature where he always desired to
b."
The little daughter ~ Il leading ply
sician IN IA country town presented the
following rs her frst school essay.
There was little girl, aud she WAS
very sick; they sent for papa, and sue
died very quick.
piece Of pasteboard with v rise on
il, given "a reward of merit ia Sab
bath school, has not half the charm for
the boy as tie same size of pasteboard
with the simple talismanic words, ''ad-
init one.
When the Sunday-school superin-
teudent tells Us that some of Us are liza
ole % be taken away during the week.
there is not a dry eye till tue sexton is
seen dragging out a fellow pupil for
putting cAyenue pepper on the stove.
marriage vow for lady readers,
when occasion requires: II will con-
Time TO love nv husband so long as he
is lovable, honor him so long 8 he re-
mains honorable, aud obey him so long
as his commands are just and reasona-
BILE"
There are no circumstances under
which honesty aud integrity of pur-
pose will not stand a man IN good stead;
but how will il help the mau who iods
himself suddenly forced to associate
With "A bulldog in an orchard With a
high fence around it.