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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-05-09

Do NOT stupcfy your baby with Opium or
Morphia mixtures, but use DR.. Bulls Baby
Syrup, which is always safe aud reliable and
never disaDpOints. &c.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-05-09

Mothers mOtherss mOtherss
Don't fail to procure Mrs. WNsLow's SooTH-
ING SYRUP for all diseases Of teething in chill
dren. It relieves the child from pain, cures wind
collie, regulates the bowels and, by giving relief
and health to tho child. gives rest to the mother
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-05-09

BxLLKvUE, ~
On. ii. r. STEVENS:
Dear SiI must state that your vegetine deserves to
Be called valuable blood purifier renevatcr and invg
length Of time with SYNla Sore on tho leg She took
several bottles Of vegetine Tho results were srpris
T. i. TRICK.
vexetime L. Sold by All Dra4xlsts.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-05-09

SaMMOns' Liver Regulator has been ln use
for half century and there Is not single instance
where 1t has failed to effect cure when taken
In tme according to the directions 1t is without doubt
the greatest Liver Medicine In the world; is Der
fectly harmless being carefully compounded from rare
roots and herbs, containing mercury or any injurious
mineral substance 1t takes the place If qunine and
calome and has superseded these medicines in places
where they have heretofore been extensively used. Pro
cure bottle at once from your druggist do not delay
give 1t fair trial. and you will be than satisfied
with the result obtained
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-05-09

m r Wholesale and retail Send f0e price.
III list Goods sent G. O. d., anywhoCA
Sole Agent for the "MUL1lFORA."
Wigs made to order and warranted.
f. BunRNnlA4,
y y 2a WpsP NAsasoa D., C11os1A
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-05-09
READER. ARE you AFFLICTED

and wish to recover the same degree Of
health, strength, and energy as experienced
in former years? Do any OF the following
symptoms or class of symptoms meet your
diseased condition. Are you suffering from
ill-health in any Of its many and multifart-
Gus FORMS consequent upon q lingering. nerv.
Gus, chronic or functional disease? Do you
feel nervous, debilitated, fretfal, timid. and
lack the power of will and action !? Are you
subject to loss OF memory, have spells OF faint
ing, fullness of blood in the head, feel listless,
mOping, unfit for business or pleasure, and
subject to fits Of melancholy? Are your kid
neys stomach, or blood, in a disOrdereti con-
ditiOn? Do you suffer from rheumatism,
neuralgia or aches and pains? Have you
been indiscreet in early years and find your
self harassed with a multitude of gloomy
symptoms: are you tfmid, nervous, and
fOrgetfu!, and your mind continually dwell.
ing on the subject? Have you lost confidence
in yourself and energy for business pnrsuits7
Are you subject to any of the follow ing SNmE-
toms: Restless nights, broken sleep. night
mare dreams, palpitation OF the heart, BASH
fulness confusion Of ideas, aversion to society,
dizziness in the head dimneSs of sight pim-
pies and blotches on the face and back, and
other Respondent symptoms? Thousands of
young men, the middle-aged, and even the
old, suffer from nervous and physical debil-
ity. Thousands of females, too, are broken
down in health and spirits from disorders
peculiar 10 their sex, and who, from false
inodesty or neglect prOlOng their sufierings.
Why, then, further neglect II subject so pro-
ductive of health and happiness when there
il at hand a means Of restoration?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-05-09

"Well, now, postal-cards don't seem
to give much Information after ALL"
considered Mrs. Bender, when she hap
pened to learn the solution of her rid
die. elbow was to know that Jack
was only girl, and Laura was just 60
ing to town to have her picture takenp
1t beats all how misleading they are.
All I've got to say is, they might as
well never have been invented.
But it was owing to postal card
that Mr.. Devens married a gray-haired
bride, and that Laura Vaughn welded
crippled lover. -Harper's Bazaar.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1878-05-09

some young man upon fremont street,
who turned about and disappeared with
her inside the Studio Building. Mr..
Devens did not hunt up his chum that
day. Through Mrs. Bender's applica-
ton to her neighbors' affairs it came to
his ears whenever Miss Laura received
bouquet by express, and he once dis
covered q bunch of violets blooming in
wine-gtass in her window, which he
well knew never bl0Omed in a Chester
greenhouse.
One evening he was congratulated on
his engagement to Miss Bender.
am engaged to no One," he said,
with q sudden giddiness about the head,
as it the ground shook under him.
"Noe Well, folks do say you ought
or be, If you ain't," returned the disap-
pointed gossip.
Indeeda Folks seem to under
stand my duty better than their own. -
He walked homeward, half benumbed,
revolving the subjec: drearily. Had he
indeed gone beyond his depth una
waresP he asked himself. Was Miss
Prue mistaken, like the rest, with re.
gard to his feelings? Had he misled
her, in his blind selfishness? Ought he
to marry, without love. because folks
talkedp As he drew near the Vaughns'
in the failing light, he perceived two
figures family outlined: woman had
just closed the garden gate and stood
within; man departed, yet fingered
with tine others hand shut in his own
the tall hedge had hidden Mr.. Devens
in minute more he would be in sight
He wished neither to listen nor to en-.
counter his rival, nor to surprise them
love-making. He took step backward,
still behind the hedge.
Tomorrow, them" said the mas
culine voice, with tender information,
"Ishall be the proudest, happiest-''
Devens found himself actually bending
all his faculties to hear, but the end 81
the sentence escaped him. II should
be glad to invite q handful of friends
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01

| ear, for the din of the advancing train
drowned ordinary tones, and enforced
my acyice by act, as well as precept; but
to my horror, / felt mysscompanion's body
limp and dropping; the terror of the
moment had utterly bereft him of al
| presence of mind.
"'Lie DOWN. l reared, slie close to the
wall. 1t is your only chance and wheth
er my words reached Els ears or not am
unable to say, bur he fell to the ground
and by the time had pushed his limbs
into position OF comparative safety, and
retained them there with my own feet
the train was within fifty yards of us.
| Then, gentlemen, in the brief instant
that elapsed before the engine came
abreast of us, suffered the concentrated
agony mentioned before, for my mind,
performing its functions with lightning
speed, flashed into NY brain the horrible
thought that some of the cars were load
ed with brushwood, the ends of which
would assuredly protrude beyond the
sides Of the vehicles. 10 follow my COM
panion's example and lie down was nov
impossible. Not only was time deficient,
bat | was compelled to restrain Xavier,
who, In his terror, would either have
arisen Or extended limb within reach OF
the murderous wheels
10 crnsh myself as fat as piece Of
paper was the only alternative left me,
and this, gentlemen, put into immedi-
ate execution, devoutly thanking Provi-
dence that am one Of the lean kind.
"As stood there mentally praying to
God for deiverance. l felt the hot fur
mace blast Of the engine as it tore past.
Then to my right ear and cheek-my
head was turned sideways, and my eyes
closed-came rapid succession Of smart
singing blows, caused by the twigs of
the projecting brush wood
These bore with the with the stoi-
cisrn OF an Indian, until finally the fiery
monster and It's train of cars were lost in
the darkness, and knew that God had
granted Us our life.
clad single lo.; or stick of any size
come IN contact with my body, l must
have been nurled under the wheels.
What my fate would then have been was
impressively shown by Xavier's fowl
ing piece, which we afterward recovered
with stock broken and barrel flattened.
"On regainiug the entrance to the tun-
mel, to which | was compelled to support
my companion, found my face bathed
III blood, each separate twig having cut
the flesh like the sweep Of Il sharp razor.
u think, gentlemen the ducks had a
holiday after that little affair. Charles
II. Eden, IN Youths Companion.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01
Facts and Faneies.

Marvellous brae's are bonnie
When early notes fall due,
And twas there the Bank of Glasgow.
Gave me it's promise true
Gave me Its promise true
Which meier forget will be
II only / had my money hack.
/ would lay me down and dee.
The cucumber does its best fighting at
ter it is down.
The Western wits call bigamy Utahlz-
ing the female sex.
The bonds which are most apt to bs
irredeemable are vaga-bonds.
In killing mosquitoes at night ths
sportsman has to take aim with his ear.
Some ladies when walking out are in
dignant if they are gazed at and angry if
they are not.
One thousand dollars in gold weighs
four pounds. That is why so many news
paper men are round shouldered.
Young Sgezl-"I should like to have
my moustache dyed" Polite Barbes-
Certainly; did you bring it with your"
The girls like the new song, Put your
armor on, my boys" It sounds so much
like, "Putyour arm around me, boys."
Anegro teamster in Nashville declares
that he must give up driving mules CT
Withdraw from church, the two positions
being Incompatible.
A Minnesota farmer who has Ave
grown-up daughters has sued the county.
He claims that his residence has been
used as court house for the past two
years.
An honest Hibernian, in g company
who blamed the clergy for taking tenth
of the peoples property, exclaimed. "Aye,
they would take a twentieth if they
could"
a woman hearing great deal about
preserving autumn leaves" put up some,
but afterwards told a neighbor they were
not fit to eat, and she might as well have
thrown her sugar away.
Josh Billings murders the English Ian
guage and drives in Central Park in an
elegant turnout. Richard Grant White
tries to purify the use of his mother
tongue, and has to depend ON the street
cars.
A gentleman in New Orleans was
agreeably surprised to find q plump tup-
key served up for his dinner, and In
CURED of his servant how it was obtained.
= Why, sir,' replied sambo, "dat tu1-
key has been roosting on our fence tree
nights, so dis morning I seized him for
de rent of de fence"
"Doctor, you must really prescribe
something fol me-" "My dear lady, you
need no modicine-only little rest, and
then you'll be as well as ever" but,
doctor, surely l ought to be given some
medicine of some sort Or other. You've
only felt my pulse; examine my tongue"
He does so. Precisely, madam: your
tongue needs rest, too.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01
-Four Giimpses,

/ caught one glimpse OF child
With sunny golden hair
At game Of romps with her kitten-and
Meier saw such merry pair,
The sun bearaed in through the lattice
And danced on the cottage WALL
As ii to show his approval
OF child, and kitten, and all
0ae glitnpse OF a youthful maiden
Beneath the old aktree,
Pighted her trOth to lover,
Ever true to be.
And knew that youthful maiden
saw with her lover that day,
Was she / first saw as little child
Long ago, with her kitten at play.
0ne glimpse Of q bright young wife,
Peeping ont from the window pane,
Watching and waiting there
For her husband home again,
And kne" that bright young wife
Looking SO happy and gay,
Was she first saw as a little child
Long ago, with her kitten at play
0ne glimpse Of a still white form
With her babe upon her breast
Both in that darkcned chamber,
FOR ever and ever rs rest.
Alb mel for too well ! knew
That Life had passed away
From her fir5ts az little child
Long ago, with her kitten NJ play
--Chanlber's Journal.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01

Neil Cow, the fiddler, was thoroughly
Scotch in one thing-he loved his whis-
ky, and seldom went travelling either
short distances or long without frequent
'.revivers.' One morning he had an ap
pointment with noble patron at Dun
keld, bu tat the stated hour had not arrived
at the castle. The duke waited till ne
grew tired of waiting indeed, till he
was obliged to drive off to keep another
appointment. On the road he met the
fiddler staggering. "Ah, Neil.'' said the
patron, Its long road to Dunkeld this
morningr' ssAh, ma laird" said the fd
dler, "its no the length, but the Dreadful
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01
With a Present.

The index to book is small
Compared with what the book contains;
The Head, though but little ball.
Incloses ardent, thoughtful brains
And drops OF rain are little things
That point to oceans in the sky;
And brldegrooms deal IN little rings
AS symbols Of the strongest tie.
And little blades Of grass, though small,
All point to life within the earth
That life, that in this great round ball
Gives Spring its sweetest, freshest birth.
Awoman's eye is but bead
set clear and fair meath snowy brow,
And yet it shows the fairest creed
Before which men on earth may bow.
And words are little weakling notes
ihat vanish like passing sigh,
And yet they tell our sweetest thoughts,
And have told thoughts that will not die.
So this send is but a mark
OF grateful thoughts and warm esteem
IS but little wav'rlng spark
Dropped down from friendships CLOWN
beam!
Chambers Journal.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01
Women to French Eyes.

From the La Vie Parisienne.
When Time spares beauty he completes
it.
Women do not read; they listen with
the eye.
A woman would sooner rule o heart
than till it; not so man.
Friendship between women is only a
suspension of hostilities.
A woman need not recall her age, but
she should never forget it.
A woman listens to play with her
mind, and judges it with her senses.
It takes as much wit not to displease a
woman as it takes to please her.
A woman's friendship is, as rule, the
legency OF love or the aims of indiffer-
ence.
Heaven gave women tongues Ito ask
questions with, and eyes to give answers
with.
1t is surprising how near age brings a
woman to death, and how little it pre-
pares her for it.
The woman who confdes to one man
her partially for another seeks advice
less than an avOwal.
We are always anxious to know why
we are loved; they only care TO know how
much we love them.
In church, women think that they re-
ceive because they observe, and that they
are medita'ing when they arc only hold
ing their tongues.
1t is often more mcritoriou act fo- a
woman to allow something good to be
said of another woman tnan it would be
for her to say it herself.
The highest mark of esteem woman
can give to a man is to ask his friend
ship, and the most signal proof of her in
difference is to offer him hers.
Women attain perfection in but two
departments of literature AID
memoirs. They only write we'll when
they imagine they are talking.
Those women are to be pitied who pass
their lives between the world and the
| theater; poor souls who have only fiction
as relief from falsehood.
! She is to be pitied who thinks to fine
friend other than her husband if she BIZ
a wife, than her children if she he {
mother, than God if she be neither.
| As rule women care little for comedy
because it makes them enter into them
selves. Give them the drama which
draws them out Of themselves.
The jealousies of friendship are il thi
more exhausting than those of love ;
there are only phantoms to fight, and tn,
price Of peace is merely a chimera.
| Friendship is II picnic which all partie
contribute, and therefore is somethin.
that women cannot understand. Witt
them one party or the other must stant
treat.
Women who would hesitate about CRY
| ing before nus band or lover have n,
scruples about shedding tears before al
audience 1t is with their emotions a
with their shoulders they are only dis
| played in public.
| A woman's fall is something like tina
Of a child. Toe first intimation that tn
child has that it has tumbled down i
conveyed in the fact ofits being pickle,
up.
| Some conjugal facilities can be ex
planned on the hypothesis that many
woman is satisfied to be nothing in he
husbands heart so that she is everythin
in his life.
A woman who takes woman to he
friend introduces her into her life as the
do the bearer of flag of truce into til
enemy's camp unframed and blind
folded.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01
An Autumn Picture.
BY DORA REED GOODALB.

Sky deep, intense, and wondrous blue,
With clouds that sail the heavens through;
And mountain slopes SO broad and fur,
With here and there, amongst the green,
a maple or an ash-tree seen
In glowing color, bright and rare.
Green fields, where silyery ripples fade,
with cattle resting in the shade;
Far mountains, touched with purple haze,
That, like a veil OF mornlng mist,
By CLEANS Of golden sunlight kissed,
Seems but breath ofby-gone days.
And clover which has bloomed anew
Since shining scyIhes did cut it through,
And corn-fields with their harvest fair,
And golden-rod upon the hill,
And purple asters blooming still,
And sunlight melted into air.
-Scribner.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01

A minister in Scotland took to task
one of his hearers who was frequent
absentee, and the accused defended him
self on a plea of dislike to long ser
mons. ,'Deed, mon,'' said the reverend
monitor, a little nettled at the insinua-
ton, 'sif We dlnna mend, ye may land
yourself where yell IA be troubled wi,
many sermons, either long or short"
s'Weel, aiblins (perbaps) sae." reto1ted
John. "but it may be na for want o. minis
telg.o
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-12-01
The Comrades.
FROM THE GERMAN OF uuLAsD.

FROM THE GERMAN OF INLAND.
had mate in the regiment,
A better man ne'er stepped
The bugle blew to battle,
And mid the roar and rattle
One step, one heart, we kept.
Art thou. or am I, the billet
OF that bullet whistling here?
All! poor old mate, It's thee it's foundn'
he fell beside me on the sround,-
Twas part of myself lay there.
'Dost stretch thy hard towards me?
| must load and one more shot try.
Eve meier a hand for thee, old chum.
Peace be with thee in kingdom come
Goodbye, my mate, good-bye!'
Tie Sps,iato7.
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
pit GR1NAGEs TO ROME NEXT YEAR.

p1rGRIMAGEs TO ROME NEXT YEAH.
Pilgrimages viii be fashionable, 70 tne
wear 1s79. An American, an Engilsn' on
Irish. and. several Continental pilgrimsges
to Rome are being already organized lor
Feb, uary next, to congratulate Leo Leg Anli Z
on the first anniversary Of his elec''on y
abe PoptiRcate. The pilgrims Will NOT 20
to the v atican emptyThanded 9 .oa
The Irish have not waited for pilgrim
aoa 10 present their Peters, pence 70 tee
Holy Father. On st. Joachim g day hano-
some contribution had aheady oeen re.
lceiyed.. and Leo XIII 1, in private auaiencs
With the Cardinals, had sometning 70 e.
abolt the devotion and the Catholic enthu
,s,asrn Of Ills Irish subjects. They, ne point
led ou, living in ao!Protesf ant STATE, COZ con
tryad 40 hold their, owI--to obtain irseooa :
Lof religious worship, sc !; and ne como ho az.
see why Italians, living In nomlhaii;
Catholic g. ate, by using the means piace'
1t their disposal, could not do az musn 10
themselves. r., G. N e tTn 3 915N "'"
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
The authoritie, ofCuba have done

The authoritie, of Cuba have done a
wise thing in deciding to help build up as
rapidly as possible the agricultural indus
,r'e, Of the provinces which suffered most
f om the recent insurrection. One means
TO that end has been taken by the decree
admitting free of duty machinery and inns
plements for agricultural purpc1es, 70 horses
COWS; mules and oxen, Whatever the Co
vernment may lose in, present revenue by
this action should be more than made dpI
in short time after the planters and far
mers get to work. American manufactures
of agricultural machinery and implements
should make 4 nole Of the opening Of this
market. There is no question as to the
superior quality of American machinery
and tosls, and with the advantages which
American manufacturers enjoy, Tof beini
near the market they should monopoliz,
the trade. 'NA-4 ,a""i
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25

An injunction has been asked for in ST.
Louis restraining the board ofdirectors of
the public schools from having any Ian
guage but, English taught in the schools
and also requiring the board to. abolish ali
branches Of study outside Of the common
English course IT .is said if the injunc-
ton is granted the expenses Of the schools
he reduced $25o, 900 per aanum.
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
E.SF. KunkePs ustral & Il. f
Kunkel's Shampoo for
D"."a' tile Hair,

Hair Cleaner in the world. they remove
dandruff. alley irritation, soothe and cool
the heated scalp, prevent. the hair from
falling off, and promote the growth in q
very short time, They preserve and beau.
They i'm part brilliancy and silxy ap.
peaTence TO braid and wiry hair, and as a
hair dressing, they are unriyalled eradi.
cate dand. uff and prevent badness. The
Shampoo cleans the hair, removes greece,
scruff,, itching, eruption, Cures headache si,e
Shampoo and Lu,tral restore hair to q nat
ural and glossy color, restore faded, dry,
harsh and wiry hair, Price per bottle 81.
Ask your druggist for them or send to +. +
Kunkel, Proprietor, No. $50 North Ninth;
xtreet philadelphia '' ~" '..'.
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
|a||!Sl||l|$;Z|l||3l

BY great and thorough Prcpers
ali :ors, nom the wors. scsofnla to csmmon
SI,ars, pnisons. and their effects, are eradicafed
and vigorous health and asond soEsa aeav
io.oh skin, in short all diseases caused by bad
blood are conquered by this poweriul PURIFYING auu
n rjgnr,t NO medicine. -'-a.4- ~
Egpecalis has it manifested Its potency in curing
ratter. Isose Rash, Boils, Carbunelca, Sore EycA
scrofuions sores ond swelngs White ns.S sweiins''
II yo, feel dun, drowsy, debilitated, have salow
coler of skin, or yeowish-brown spots on nfo 9s M
mouth heat ehs alternated with ho.
anneife and tongue coated. you are suffering mon,
Torpid Liver. "Biliousness" In many cases srS o
remedy OE al as sash o Sesss h
II effects perfect and radical cures. a-,,..,
In The cure Of Bronchitis, Severe Coughs, and ihe
enriv stages of Consumption 1t has astonished tnt
medica faculty and eminent physicians d pronSpnG,
the severest Coughs 1t strengthens the system
and puriHes the blood Sold BY az
II II. ". PIERCE, NJ. D., Propr, w orlds Dispensarl
and Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. \. 'Hf ''a % '
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
MEDICAL.

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ION 6 Of 81 OF ThiladeIpnia's oldest physi-
cians, and Is guaranteed to cure rheun1a'
tism. neuralgia, sciatica, pain, BacKacne
&c. or money refunded, by inyigoratlns
thelneryes pnrifying the 5looa. ,, ane 4emS ,.
Ry merit III. has bacopae a. standard -medl,
cine. SUFFERING and money saved by uselng
II if time. Remember, that DR., EitleII is
the only pnys ioian In Ainerica deyotlng
40 wears to this one line OF practics' !, Curt ClS
Warranted, " Advice gratis. As Sonth Fou'H
street. ....,... .,l.5,l
The Morning herald., 1878-09-25
A MEMPHIS MAGDALEN.

Annie Cook, who kept the noted dem'.
monde establishment, the Mansion House
bas discharged all her female inmates ana
d sk,ng- yellow fever patients 10 her ele-
m.rt,v furnished rooms. Being herself an
s4 ssSne4 IN the management OF the disease,
~ "a nersionally superiDtending the nurs-
inJ Of ali the patients. One, we learn has
Already conyalesced in that establishment