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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

EDT"It is standing rule in my
church," said one New York clergyman
to another, "for the sexton to wake up
any man that he sees asleep" II
think" replied the other, "that it would
be better for the sexton, whenever a
man goes to sleep under your preaching
to wake you upl"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

EgA young lady in Williamsburg has
been sued for breach of promise. The
discarded lover says he "noticed cold
ness in her in January" What else
could he expect in January? If he had
only waited till the recent heat wave
got around, she might have thawed out
considerable.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

Ca Mike was asked if he believed in
second love.
&C Faith, an do !" said he. eff you
have pound of sugar, isn't it swatep
And, when that is gone, don't you want
another; and ISM that swate, too ?''
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

sg The culprit was brought before the
magistrate and asked his name. 1t was
given as Kachenschlager. Did you
shoot the dog in self defence?" "No;
I shot him in the lex, und he jumped
ofer de fence"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

g%A Kentucky editor bought his ink
by the jug full, because he could get it
cheaper, he said, but his wife went to
fill the inkstand one morning, and
found it was not ink by jug full.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

g1T"My DEAR" asked Mrs. Phance, of
her husband as he came home from
church, "what was the sweetest thing
you saw in bonnets ?" "The ladies'
faces" was the gallant reply.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

ggr We had a short-cake for tea,"
said little fellow to companion, to
whom he was talking through the fence.
" So had we," he answered, "very-so "
short that it didn't go round"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

sy A Mississippi Judge was just say
ing that no one but coward would car
ry pistol, when his own fell from his
pocket, was discharged, and the bullet
hit lawyer in the leg.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

Br"We want all the TRUTH said the
judge to an Irishman. "Indade, ye shall
have it all, and more" was the reply.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

EYJohn writes to ask ''if old Boreas
ever had any wives ?" Certainly,
didn't you ever read about the ''Merry
Wives of Wind-sir?"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

EDrThe proprietor of a bone mill ad-
vertised that those sending their own
bones to be ground will be attended to
punctually.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

@"That prisoner has very smooth
countenance," said the judge to the
sheriff. Yes" responded the sheriff,
she was ironed just before he was
brought in."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

@ A Michigan widow recently hid
her cow away under the hay to save it
from the tax collector. This may be
called ga genuine case of cow-hiding by
a female"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

Ia A French author says: when
lost my wife, every family in the town
offered me another; but when lost my
horse no one offered to make him good.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

ESTATE NOTICE. - Notice is hereby giY-
IL en- that Letters of Administration on the
estate OF George ID. Yost, late OF Spring town
ship, Perry county, Pa, deceased, have been
All persons indebted to said estate are request
ed to make Immediate payment and those having
claims Will present them duly authenticated Tor
settlement to
FRANK ID. YoST, Administrator.
w; H. SPoNsLER, Attorney Tor Admir-.
April 2S, 1878
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

What ties two persons but only
touches oney A wedding ring.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-08-20

DRINTING of every description neatly ex-
j. ecuted at the Bloomfield Times ONCE at
reasonable rates.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Paactical Wisdom

An ancient adage says I'm time of
peace prepare for war" Is it not equally
wise to prepare for sickness in time OF
health? When anticipating a journey.
guide books and maps are studiously
examined, and all possible information OF
the route and country obtained. Yet many
in the Journey of life" and throughout
the entire trip remain almost strangers to
themselves. in profound ignorance of their
abilities, and have no knowledge of the
physiological laws that govern mind and
matter. To such, life is like boy hand
ling an engine, he may have ascertained
how start and stop it, but he knows not
how to keep it in running order. The
Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser,
an illustrated work of over 900 pages. is
designed by its author, as popular hand
book of anatomy, physiology, hygiene,
medicine and the most common diseases
to which all are liable, and with which
many are afflicted. The work is replete
with sound. practical suggestions. Price,
$3.50. Address the author, X. V. Pierce,
nj. D. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

Pozzoni's preparations ara standard
wherever introduced and in this vicinity
have ready sale with all the leading drug
gists aud fancy dry goods dealers. The
celebrated Pozzoni Complexion Powder"
is very popular with ladies and pronoun-
ced a valuable, delicately perfumed, aud
harmless cosmetic. Unlike most prepare
tons of this class it is free from injurious
ingredients and imparts a natural healthy
glow to the face, without the vulgar ex-
treme. An excellent hair dressing is found
in Chemical Balm" which prevents hair
from falling out, and accelerates its growth
1t is an excellent scalp invigorant and
thoroughly removes dandruff, These su-
perior articles can be obtained of any drug.
gist and will be found in all cases just as
represented. A trial will convince the
most skeptical of their merits
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
The Victim

of youthful indulgence. successes, &c;
he who is now suffering for past vices,
as indicated by weakness. losses. be.
posits, sediments, irritation, dyspepsia.
nervousness, dependency, melancholy
tendency to mania He who is in pre-
mature decline. will get immediate and
permanent relief and cure by using
wells Health Remover :" Il is espec~
tally designed for just these cases and
for those who are older. and are lacking
in animal vitality and vigor. 1t enables
the system to recuperate rapidly and
supply the drain thereon, Don't fail to
try it. Sold by druggists at $1.0O, or
sent by express on receipt of price.
Advice free. See circular with bot
ties. Adde'S E. S. Wells, % Barclay
st New York
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

. IMPORTANT TO PERSONS VISITING New
YoRK.-Onc of the best kept aud most
Hotels for Merchants and others
to stop at when in New York is the Grand
Union Hotel, nearly opposite the Grand
Central Depot, kept on the European plan
you therefore only pay for what you get.
Everything is first class, and prices mod
crate, adapted to the stringency of the
times. You save the expense of carriage
hire, and by leaving your baggage check
on the counter of the Hotel, your baggage
will be delivered in your rooms, fifteen
minutes after the arrival Of the cars, free
Of expense. We advise you to give the
Grand Union a trial.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
NOTES HERE AND THERE.

The Rodman Rifles have a special
meeting this evening.
j. S. Gilmore has recovered his watch
through Lawyer Foster of Davenport.
"A. F. Gutter says yesterday was the
anniversary of the battle Of Bunker Hill
1t has not yefbeen determined which
Of the two members Of the third party in
Coe Township will be the delegate to the
communistic convention.
See dissolution notice of Ohlweiler &
Raab. Jacob Ohlweiler continues the
business at the old stand aud will be
happy to see his friends at all times.
The nationals are trying to get up a
club in Milan. Twelve subscribers to the
commuuistic organ" discontinued that
paper last week. hence the effort to get no
a club. 1t is up hill work forcing commun-
istic doctrine upon the people Of Milan.
The sAurora daily Neaos tells how
Rev Robt. Collyer, Of Chicago, paid %
cents to hear himself talk. He came to
that place to deliver a lecture and the
door-keeper, being unacquainted with him,
demanded the adnittance fee which the
Rev. gentleman produced and passed in
without en!ightening the guard.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
SeriouS Accident.

This Tuesday morning a man named
Thos. Z. Mills was seriously wounded by
the premature discharge of gun. He had
been out hunting, and when near the Milan
bridge the butt of the piece struck rock,
throwing the barrel against the body and,
it is supposed, swapping the cap causing it
to discharge The wounded man was
carried in buggy to Sears mill, by Geo.
Dickson, of Milan, and a physician sent
for. His wounds are not considered fatal
He was a resident OF Rodman's addition,
Rock Island. DR.. S. c. Plummer dressed
his wounds,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Nutritious Cookery.

Nothing is so we'll calculated to promote
good health and good humor, as light, easily
digested, uutrititus cooking. with that
unrivalled article, DooLEY's YEAST Pow
DER, in the kitchen, elegant, white, light
and wholesome bread, rolls, biscuits cake
of every kind, and cornbread, WATKINS,
mullins, buckwheat-cakes. ect., are always
possible in every household.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

Throw off that Respondent spirit, crush
that feeling of despair, be cheerful, happy
and well. Take Simmons Liver Reeula-
tor 1t Is DO humbug, its virtues can be
proven by hundreds right here at home.
Examine the certificates 1t has cured
the worst cases of dropsy, dyspepsia, and
prevents chills. fever. &c,
Il have been a dyspeptic for years:
began to use the Simmons Liver Regulator
two years ago; it has acted like a charm
in my case. Rev. j. q. HOLMES, Clayton.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

Frank Miller's Harness Oil and Backing
is pronounced by the trade generally to be
the best manufactured. The grade of
these goods is always standard aud their
reputation unsurpassed anywhere. The
firm is one of the oldest in the country and
has the largest trade in its line in the
country. dwtf
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

PoRTERs COUGH BALsAM.-preachers
and public speakers who have derived
benefit from the use of this invaluable
remedy, would be instrumental in
alternating the sufferings of our COM
mon humanity by making known its
virtues as widely as lies in their power.
1t is for sale by all druggists at Is, so
and rs cents per bottle.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

Illustrated Marriage Guide, go pages, cloth
and gilt binding, 20 cents; same in paper
covers, % cts. Manhood, 10 cents; Woman
hood, 10 cents; Pamphlet, cents-securely
sealed. by mail. Send money or postage
stamps. DIR. WHITTIER, the great specialist,
CIT St. Charles street, st. Louis, Mo.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Criminal.

Robert Murdoch and Andrew Lahiff
were arrested last evening by Deputy
Marshal Blackburn for fighting 10 Chap
mans saloon. They were taken before
Justice Hayden and Murdoch was fued IS
and Lahiff discharged. Another charge
was made against Murdoch for carrying
concealed weapons for which he was fined
IS and costs.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Rock ISLAND, Ills, June IS, 1873


Editor Argus:
The Union of this date after publishing
an extract from the address delivered by
me last evening at the hall of the Reform
Club says: This extract will serve to
show that the temperance movement seems
to be drifting into the old channels, and
that the land marks which were set up Of
moderation and moral suasion are being lost
sight OF"
Now, it is an old saying that figures
are facts" and another that figures won {
lie" There is more of moral suasion in
the figures which | gave in reference to the
amount of Intoxicating beverages daily and
annually used in Rock Island than can be
contained in an eutire column Of any other
kind of argument Certainly when a per-
son keeps within the bounds of trnth, he is
within the bounds Of moderation the
UHtOH to the contrary Notwithstanding
1t the statistical information prepared by
me, showing up the enormous waste of
time and money in this city in the traffic
OF Intoxicating beverages, be exaggerated,
they can be easily controverted, aud |
would be pleased to have the Union, or
any friend of the whisky drinking element,
come out and do SO. The fact of the mat.
ter is, that 10 this statistical statement OF
the evils resulting from lntemperance, ]
have been entirely to modest in NY asser
tons, and could very safely and without
fear of successful contradiction, multiply
the figures by three,in giving the aggregate
cost of the amount which is worse thar
wasted 10 the whisky traffic annually in
Rock Island. But then, you know, tbs
Union must throw tub to the intemper.
ance whale. 1t may be policy but doub
lit, 81. s. WELLS.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

The HEAD is APT TO ACHE, when the
stomach is sour or acid. MILK OF Mag
NEsIA by removing the cause, necessarily
overcomes the effects. A course of this
wholesome and agreeable preparation
permanently cures indigestion. Sold by
all Druggists.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

The celebrated Peoria show cases
cheaper than any other in the market
Quality guaranteed. Workmanship un
surpassed. Rob't 6. Luke, manufacturer
Peoria, Ills, Field Bros, agents, Rocl
Island, Ills. 5-l0dly
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
ROSSMAN'S CURE.

ITCHING PILES is generally preceded by
moisture like perspiration producing a
very disagreeable and distressing itching,
particularly at night. after getting warm
in bed. No humbug-as trial will prove.
For sale by all respectable druggists.
RossMAN & MCkINsrRY, Hudson, NY,
Proprietors.
Sent by mail for so cents.
For sale by all Druggists in Rock Island
Fuller 4 Fuller, and VanSchaack,
Stevenson 4 Reed, Chicago, wholesale
agents.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Churchman'S baking powder is the
cheapest and best in the market. Is not
affected by the atmosphere. Retains its
leavening power for hours after mixing
Guaranteed strictly pure. Every grocer
sells it: take no other. l2-l5d6m
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

Sufferers from Catarrh are recon-
mended TO use Jackson's Catarrh snuff
and Troche Powder, an invaluable
specific for Catarrh and the best voice
remedy in the country. Sold by all
druggists. See ad. in this paper. If
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

Please remember that Lodille's Head
ache Specific prevents as well as cures
headache. Price SO cents.
Durangs Rheumatic Remedy is taken
internally aud cures without fail. Sold by
all druggists in Rock Island and Moline.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Picnic.

The member of Charity Grove U. A. o.
d. will hold a picnic on Sylvan Island
Saturday afternoon Proceeds for the
benefit of the relief fund, Look out for a
good time. lS-d3t
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

My DEAR DOCTOR: A few weeks since
had conversation with my janitress as to
paralytic brother-in-law. lie was strick-
en- paralytically two years ago; the right
side entirely paralyzed including
the right arm and the right leg He
had not earned penny during the time;
at NY request he purchased and used q
bottle of your Iodide Of Ammonia; before
the bottle was one-half USED, be could raise
his arm and control his leg. HecontinueC
the application until he had used a second
bottle, and is now earning two dollars day
and keeps up his work WELL Use this Ger
tidcate as you please.
Very, truly. GEO. G. SICKLEs.
III Nassau ST., n. Y, March Attn 1876
DR.. VIM. NJ. GILES, Ash Sixth Ave.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Personal.

Iowa" Smith arrived in the city this
morning with two Logan colts, four old
and three year old, just about as fine
horses as have stepped oyer cur streets
lately, Those who fondly imagine their
horses can get away from anything are
cautioned against brushing up against
these colts. 1t is possible MIR Smith may
make Rock Island his residence. if he is
used half way right.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

3 The great celebrity of our TIN TAG ToBAC-
: co has caused many limitations thereof to be
: placed on the market, we therefore caution all
9 Chewers against purchasing such limitations.
g All dealers buying or selling other plug tobac-
. co bearing hard or metallic label, render them
: selves liable to the penalty of the Law, and all
2 persons violating our trade marks are punish
3 able by fine and imprisonment SEE ACT OF
:, CONGRESS, AUG. IA, 1876.
. The genuine LoRILLARD TIN TAG ToBAC-
z co can be distinguished by TIN TAG on each
: lump with the word LORILLARD stamped
g thereon.
Z over TOSS tons tobacco sold in 1877 and nearly
g 5000 persons employed in factories.
10 Taxes paid Govt In 1877 about 500 600, and
: during past IL years, over $4,000, goo.
= ers rates
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

When looking for presses be sure to send
for prices to J. Cook 4 Co., West Meriden,
Conn Every press warranted; prices
from $40 upwards. UDequalled for dura
bility aud cheapness.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Excursion Tram to Peori

Excursion Tram to Peoria. Regatta
A special train will leave Rock Island
for Peoria att A. NJ Thursday morning.
Returning leave Peoria at P. NJ.
One fare and fifth for the round trip.
Tickets good to return until next Satur-
day morning. Is DIT
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Dissolution Notice.

HE FIRM OF Fl. c. WIVILL g. co, DEAL
' ers In Dry Goods, lie this day dissolved by mu-
tusi consent, III. G. Wivill retiring. Mr.. Murray
VIII continue the business at the old stand, assu-
ming all liabilities of the old firm. The books of
n; = Wiyill q Co., are in the hands of II. G.
Mlvll! for collection, and he herewith announces
W all persons knowing themselves indebted, aIe
requested to cali and settle at once. The books
VIII be found at the old stand. Mr. Wiyil will re-
main with Mr.. hurry for some time.
Rock Island, June nth. 1878.
II C. WIVILL,
HUGH MURRAY.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

The following shows the temperature
at THE ARGUS OFFICE to-day as in
Dictated bv thermometer:
IA NJ 6Se above zero 12 500 above zero
"a N, no =" p. M So
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Lost Seven Pounds IN raree Weeks

0VSV ~eSeA AUUHAS IN AA4SS "oeAs.
Allan's Anti Fat is genuine medicine,
and will reduce corpulency from two or FIVE
pounds PEI week, Purely vegetable and
perfectly harmless, acting entirely on the
food in the stomach, preventing the
formation of fat. 1t is also a positive
remedy for dyspepsia and rheumatism.
BosToN, Mass, Feb. 18th. 1878.
BOTANIC MEDICINE TO, Buffalo, n. Y:
Gentlenaea--The lady alluded to lost
seven pounds in three weeks, by the use Of
Aliens Anti-Fat.
Yours truly, SMITH, DooLITTLE &
SMITH, Wholesale Druggists
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

The Minnesota and Josephine passed up
to day,
The Josephine will be down to morrow
morning.
The Dubuque is due down to morrow.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

QUERY: Why will men smoke COM
mon tobacco, when they can buy Marhurg
Bros. Seal of North Caroliaa' at the
same price7' l-leodly
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
MOLINE.
.pnrs uEADouArrEns.. nroLrrr.

RICHARDS & SoHRBECK's Drug and Book Store
opposite First National Bank, where all orders
can be left for the ARGUS, and where all Moline
business is transacted by o. j. Beardslee. Bust
ness notices should be handed in by no2n to en-
sure publication the same day.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Death Prom an Accidental Shot.

As spirituous liquors will iDjure men.
so opium or Morphia will harmtuI!y affect
the baby, DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup, is the
remedy for the baby 1t is free from
| Opium. Price 25 cents.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

How can l have clear aud brilliant
complexion? Simply by using DR.. Bulls
Blood Mixture and observing the rules Of
health,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

Legal Blanks, ofall kinds for sale al
THE ARGUS OFFICE,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Piles--Itching Piles

Positively cured-also Blind and Bleeding
Piles, Fistula, Salt Rheum, and all dis
eases of the Skin, by the use of
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
Railways Ready Relief
FEVER & AGUE

Fever and Ague cured for fifty cents There ia
not remedial agent in The world that will cure
lever and ague, and all other mslarious bilious,
scarlet, typhoid, yellow and other fevers aded by
haaway's fills)so quick as Roadway Ready Relief.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
or of II Years Gro1oth Cured by
Rnd1pau's Resident.
PRICE, 81 PER BOTTLE.
AN IMPORTANT LETTER.



DR.. RADwAY-Kind Sir: have been taking your
Resolyent, Regulating Pills, and also using the
Ready Relief about one year for ovarian tumors on
the abdomen which he mos seminent phi ysciaus OF
our Medical Collel pronounced incurable.
They were like kJOts on a tree. When | was cit
ting in a chair they hung almost to the floor, and
my weight was 2T5 pounds when commenced with
your remedies, aud now il is 210 pounds, but they
not all gone yet. have taken tweuty-fOur bot
ties OF ResOlvCut nine of Relief, and twenty flour
boxes OF Pills. get the medicine from G. Gren-
will. Please send me your book "False and True
MRS a. KRAPF
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18

Union copY.-dSt
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-06-18
KIdney and Bladder CoplpIaints,

Urinary and Womb Diseases, Gravel, Diabetes,
Dropsy Stoppage of Water, Incontinuance OF Urine,
Brights Disease, Albuminuria, aud in all cases
where there brck-dust deposits, the water Is
thick, cloudy, mixed with substances like the white
of egg, or threads like white silk, or there is
morbid, dark, bilious appearance, and white bone
dust deposits, and when there is prck!ng, burn
ing sensation when passing water, and Pain in the
Small Of the Back and along the Loins.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1878-04-05

Mother" said little Tommy Bales,
"there's hole in the new sugar bowl. "
"My gracious! what will pa say
He payed ten dollars for that bowl"
And then she began to investigate.
"why, Tommy, there isn't any hole
in it." remarked she, as she turned red,
white and blue.
How could yer git Their sugar in If
there wasn't" asked little Tommy.
Then he began to laugh, but before
he had got through the first stanza,
his attention was called to more seri-
Gus matters, and the potato masher
kept his little panties from coming of
Just thirteen times by the clock.