The Morning herald., 1878-05-07
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r-.rv dove has . cote, and every dog
nts'
c-,st ara the uses Of advertissments.-
Thm!iag Leader.
r. hole thing in putshell-the worm.
-E@kuk Constitution
oood place for chiropodist-among
bs Cornish men. - cS"''sre'% Aa's'-
m
r,. side door of . barroom is like q
mat at many peoples prayer books-open
ely Oh Sunday.
rts BOSTON Advertiser is shocked be-
ans. ladies who are averse to growing old
" always adopting new wrinkles.
y,mes Spence, of Pennsylvania, has
,,rsd his stepmothsr, in order to be-
,ns father to his brothers.
Tho Burlington Hawkeys regrets that the
aeptists of this country are so much ad-
Std to the little game of draw.
uvsstern accidental child was run
,vu BY q wagon three years old, and
ms.yed, with pantalots on, which never
rOke sfterward. '"-Boston Post.
aAn sure, it's aisy enough to build
himsy," said O'Rourke, Eye how'd one
brick up an just slip another one on
udait."
commercial advertisement for "a man
ptnvel," was answered by a tramp. He
aid be was used to the business. London
Adrtss.
Prudence often prevents q man from
pug too far, but seldom keeps fashion,
,be girl from going to father when she
wants new rig.-M Y. News.
Six hundred and forty-one hymn books
we're presented to the Queen of Spain at
her Wedding. Where's your country dona-
lion party nowl-N. Y. Commercial
They have man in Philadelphia who
talks BARRIERS to death. If we have ever
aa anything against the City of Brotherly
Love we're awful sorry for it and take it
,ubsck. -Breakfast Table.
Hartford (Conn. hotel clerk has had
bis hearing considerably affected by the
lightning striking the wire of a telephone
(which he was listening. Perhaps his
noher.in-luw was at the other end Of the
Iaa
Wisconsin man promised his daughter
sdOTry of $500 to marry a certain man.
bhe accepted, got her hands on the cash,
and within an hour after the ceremony
was over she was in Illinois looking up an
Old lover.
"Well, I swan Billy" said an old farmer
bm understood nephew who was visiting
him, when you take of that ere plug hat
md spit two or three times there amt
much left of you, is th'%-Gncinnati
Breakfast Table.
When they get telephones in the hotels,
twill refresh the weary traveller who is
Hat up to the fourth floor, to sit down
quietly and impart to the clerk down in the
Office his private opinion of that func-
A0nrys conduct.
You can teach boy that II he plays the
Nfes and four domino on three, leaving
A' six exposed to the other end, it counts
0n, in about five minutes; but it will take
lm all day at school to learn that four
units and SIX units make ten units.-Ronls
Satad.
Anna, dear, if I should attempt to spell
Cupid why could not get beyond the first
gAble 7" Anna gave it up, whereupon
William said, because when l come to
'E Of course cannot 90 further" Anna
sd she thought that was the incest con-
'Adruln she had ever heard.
The Oregon Corset has q picture Of
grizzly bear on it. We think we tumble
Detroit Free Press. Tumble! Shouldn't
Wonder. But wouldn't ''coat of arms
more appropriate I? 'Tn hug signo
'lces; hug, hugo, hug'er." Shoot the
oJ' AVWoW VOUNNts
Avery tall, thin Highlander said that he
had cold in his head, originating in
vet feet" She looked st him slowly from
mead to foot and back again, as if measuring
@s distance the cold had to travel, and
Isn calculated, Gracious me you must
nave got your feet wet some time last
Year,"
Twas very careless to leave the parrot
~ The parlor on Sunday evening, but she
M never thought anything about it until
monday morning, when he reused the
WI Snole house by making smaoking noise,
sqa IN crying, Darling Susie! darling Susie !!
as ns Kept it up all day, too, and the
VIII folks are much interested in the
case.
~. traveller interrogating backwoodsman
.eSeiVed .'N, brief but pertinent answers, thus:
Whose house is this ?" "NIoggs'," "Of
'@ "Dat built ?" Logs" "Any neighbors !"
.rm frogs" "What is the soil ?" "Bogs."