The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-06-02


thu you search long enough you iii hnd the thorn
The end Of suct habit is well put following
! lines:-
He npcs he has sorrows moro deep than mis- tears,
H. grumblss y think he hts grumb ed or years;
| be arumbies y thlnk he has grumoied away
| HIS nome ana ais fortune, his hle's little day
| But alasl 'tistoo late IL l, no use to say
| Tint his eyes ire too dim his hair gray
He knows no = wretched AS wretched can be
There IS no on more wretchedly wrc,ched than he.
OBITUARY poary Is generally remarkable or IT'S poor
quality. but sometimes for inviting statement Of
facis As an illustration Of the latter clause
quaint lines may DO regarded quite successful
iere lies my WIFE,
| A fact that must toll
| foi her rep0se
/ Ana for niue as welI
wh,lc otter lines to be entirely appropri-
ate to prove TIN correctness Of the former clause
| The Wedding aay appointed was,
| An wedding clothes proyiueG;
/ But ae that day did Come, alas!
| Assckened and he--uie did.
There was a sood deal of human IN tho little
| girl who rainy day. when there was positively
nothing to do, te,rod 10 her chamber and said her
/ prayers dozentimc over because she expected 10
| 90 out OF town he next week might not have time
| 10 say them at III.
The great difficulty with many Physicians is that
they apt to tnow too much. The celebrated vos-
burRh triat has, however, shown to admrng world
| in the person OF Dr. Cornell, only very humble
man, but also ole that have every reason o
| be 50. When IN the witness stand he was so alb.
sorbed in the one fact tina, the Lord guiding
to COW Ct Vosburgh OF poisoning his wife hat no
forgot all his msdcal lore and hardly knew wheihera
mau's situated his join, entirely
nned the eercoelluin He fsnriully 'umbe,"
the renowned Urish Hsep has that no didn't want
| to 90 at all whit he doing all the time. He was
evidently white winged cheruo with an N. d. at
tached his Toe counsel for tie defence felt
| no drd M
hum IN organization with which the Doctor
qGaiuted. Experts tested him thoroughly. but they
found no subjsct which he had any knowledge
whatever. 1t he continues his practice the under.
takers OF New YORK will leave the city body and
settle in New Jersey for few months ut the end OF
which time last inhabitanl Of that flourish
ing town viii visit the graves OF his fellow cilizens
and tDen 60 West
1t very seldom that we reckon the consequences
Of our actions. All We do Is TO point pistol at
some one, Just Tor iun then goes or kills
MIN by accident We only wri,e the wrong pamc on
q check note, anu It doesn such awful
thing 20 do, but the nrst thing know officer
comes and takes Us right out OF the bosom OF our
family, aud thoaghtless mon call us q thief. We
didn't intend hing particularly wronr end tr the
would only give time enough instead oil snap
ping up qa,okiy we coSsa explain just how It oe
CURED. The world II full oil mistaksa rue boys
same
lne:-
the stupid old donkey, he would not 60,
On dsari oh drarl oh deart
No tor loise snail could be half so slow,
Oh dearl on deari OH dear
So lust on ms back-we were only In fun.
We set of q crackcr-just only onel
And we had no idea ~ would make him run.
oh dcarl oh dcarl oh deari
Science manage. TO get us Into terrible muddIe.
Darwin tells that We have been gradually and with
great difficulty evolved from that greatest boon OF
mankind known as tho babosn. Mr.. Hack Informs
US that this baboon the result OF Spontaneous gen.
GRAFTON, or fermentation, or something OF that sort
And when we ask whence came the originsl seeds or
spores which fermented and produced Darwin Thorn
son they to the earth tail Of
some comet, hidden IN the heart OF an acrolits,
ike frog In granite and shat thus the machinery Of
lie got It's FIRST start II Is perfectly easy to
believe all tins, because It il so rcasona able;
and besides that, u Is the result Of tho exact
sciences. We had just made up
creed lin the beginning there was an animalcuie,
and alter that Huxley ana TyedaIi," AMI had Just
got our lips shape 10 poon poohl ut Jonah and
Moses, when another man Of research comos along,
and alter holding several interviews with favorits
ouraug outsng declares positively that ~ tina, quad
rumane ever ION tho route TO make a man OF
himself he somehow got switched OF tho track long
aGo" Now, then. what aos We feel hike tho
bobes In the wood when night comes on. One scen-
list says, .May DO we did," and another answers,
"May be we didn't" Well, there's nothing ike being
scientific II you wan: to be perfectly sure Of things
Bad English may sometimes DO good truth. Pat
rick q representative man whom answer 10 tho
priests question. "Dorian. how often do you 20 10
cnapelf" no answered, sYour riv'rincc, 20 just
often a. | can AVOID"
Tue Rev. PIa'o Johnson 10 OF . practical turn OF
mind. He preached last Sunday to very large
sfosh Int An aurh mia thai h. ha
compclIsd to seek another field Of use.ulness He
said =: 'Brudderp. ws'sc bad berry 'ireshin time Ia
dis chu'ch IL sook ike de good Lord hero fur
shore hut can't say for sartin' I'LL wat
OF IL ALL You'ss been shoutin loud rur for de Lord
10 hcah Of He'd been on on y vacation, an yousc
been tumblin, roun' dis chu'ch floor like you was
wrastin wid do dcobiL But jest you listen vile
talk TO ds centre oil de mark iur minnit. Oar anu;
mono OBJ you con wartcd unless you're couwar,ed iur
dc whole week well ~ fur sunday mite. sunday
nite lgion's well nun, fur ~ goes; but
u don't 90 fur sas alton unless 10
laps over on Monday mornn' kin tell
bout dc strength Of dis 'vval dc contribution
plate back. Lots OBJ men has 'igion cherry whers
else 'sspt POCKET. DIS yer chu'cn ami
wastcd III is conwhrtcd TO Glib about tour doll
week fur dc spread oh de Gospel Noddcr ting Z
wants 10 bring 10 yer potiss, IN my perigrinatioos
hab 'bssrvcd dat vie dars lots OBJ hen yer
neiehborhood. doris mttcy fcw cI,cg'ns onto ZEN.
Now Of BY dis time mex year dars more cnIcK'ns dan
dar now an o. dose chickns don't have TO roost
high a. dcy do now, I gha 'cluds dat dis present
'v,vsi big success. But ef hear do NOISES
aor niisiai dat hserd lass mite, Jess tho
cbicx'n was IN uubbie, I shall cIude dat dc 'vival
didn't 60 fur nun" There were omiIious shakcs Of
The head at the end Of the service and some OF the
aescons suggested that ode wife foks' made great
difference between preaching and practice, and that
In this respect tho white folks religion was good
enough Tor the coored man.
RErURMED fDTITCHl