Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1878-12-28
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Turn oy. ? new leaf
Turn over several leaves.
What tail Our cats got
Xvii TO tt,m who eyil think
Ill ave you turned your ieai.
Give me back my Ieaekblossom.
Go early to the theatre to-aighi.
--I'l meet you at The pier. she said.
There Is 4 sciew loose somewhere.
-Thr b.auiii al snow has come again.
dyke, give me a chsw yer ierbaoka?
Open bright pagc Tor your future life.
some pecpl. will hang to the old leaf.
Tome peoples eyeb.lIs will look big for balls
here.
The beautiful snow fingered losg II snow
more.
-1ber- az. 10 students in Kansas Asrieultu-
raj College.
Put IN the screws IL you want TO make new
len: stick.
The spearcville News has no, only bad rollers
but bad spells.
Wichita i,ro have grand street parade on
New Years day.
Ever, body viii not turn over a new leaf on
New Years day.
"A fellow a.s to screw his courage TO break
of bad habits.
-Tne restaurants have put oysters down. SO
have The people
-i,enrs are high 30 is the fellow who is 60
ing 10 swear of.
BIKE ssys sLe Is the peachblossom OF his
eye. l. ura MT.
Money is tight. How about the young man
who II going 10 swear of.
II. II. Phillips is IN Denison, Texas, employ
ed on the NJ. h. A 4. road.
The sleigh with the ungiing Of the COW bell
Is Dodge City novelty.
-Eyrrywh,re thf cry is ''thc recent snow is
grand hing Tor the wrai-"
Don't put any old screws in = new lea { If you
want Your resolution L. stick.
-Ars"sy IS The name OF the newspaper at
Niokerson. IL sounds gousey.
This Is thcseasGn for broken pletj.cs lli.Lt-
ed resolves and shattered leaves
-Bykr, Judas and Snorkcy will YOU be at the
theatre tonight. What dyer so-yg
DIR NJ O'Brien, Posi- surgeon al Fort Hays,
has been traHsi, rred 10 Camp supply.
Many poor frliow will screw up 10 the
highest thread 10 make new lcaI stick
John Newton returned sunday from sew
cral week visit East. lie ia lGok ng jolly.
Would YOU a. lief not take "a min before Won
turn Yonr l,af, he a,ked And they smiled.
The young man OF doubtful mind VIII pu;
his pledges 10 soak week alter New Years.
The mill train sunday was ten hours behind
time. IL struck a snow bank at Usage City.
In kinsiey they have a committee oi three 10
inspect fines. They Il al good many smutty
huics.
III. c. Lowell informs us that TIC range south
IS almost clear Of snow AMI that liastaTagr Is
good.
The boys have fun chasing lack rabbits in
tue streets They are run inIo town by Jack
Frost
There is debris of unreleemed pled.e
Weak resolves and soiled leaves following New
Year, carnival.
IN. m 'ive that prompts some neople-thc
sinister motive. Al e motive that is brhind-t!ie
locomotive.
Tit Young mln who can screw his courage
the isshesi wont set tight soon, though the screws
may loosen some.
-Seaaior Plumb has introduced the bin mo-
'idlns Tor the disposition Of the Larned Militia
~ Reservation.
The auricnlar appendigcs OF the editor of
the hinsiey Leader are said TO be large. But lac
never gets OF Ga his ear.
-. =. Cnrrcn, of the Caronoscope Printing
House. was IA the city this week among his old
friends. a. jolly ever.
He VIII plant firm resolve New Years eve
bui LON ai,i Jerry aud T. Sogg will strikc him
am;dshins before morning.
sheriff Heirfck Of Reno county, and an old
friend OF JuGce Marshall. was in the CITY Thur
day ana gave a call.
some people are always misoonstruing. and
throw up their hands IN holy horror Mt The nm
covering they have made
Harry dryden len for Chillicothe. No. on
SUNDAY night. We believe he goes To get mar
red lie will wed Miss oGri. French lady.
The newspapers that d. not issue soli,lav
Nt.k ART etif Win US ~ l. an Ola fnsy style,
and shows want of enterprise. u must be !
great rciei 10 subscribers.
&c A. Kellogg. an attorney at law Of evala
Iowa. gave ms a sail this week, lie il looking
for a permanent location and Is iayorably i'm
pressed with Dodge City.
Sheep Chips is a new fuel used in Paw
nee county. IL Is dry aud hand aud lie said 10 be
superior TO bnfalo chips" An settlers ought
To chip" IN ami raise some
Bensjah Martin. 20 years ard .mon,h old.
died NJ ihe bone OF Mr.. McCreary. his son-in-
law. in Ford county. last FRIDAY He was pcr-
hans the Oldest man in western Kansas
Morris Collar aal his es;imable wife tender
cd IA an invitation To their sumpiuous Christmas
dinner but press of office daty prevented us
'reia part kin= OF the delicious yians.s 4 plate