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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

UNIoN.-Unite your good flour with
D. B. DeLand & Co.'S Best Chemical Sal
eratus if you want extra bread, biscuit
and pastry of all kinds. United they
rise, divided they fall.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

THE oldest house in Boston has been
demolished. 1t stood at the corner of
Moon and Sun-Court streets, north
square, and was built POI years ago.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

A WESTERN editor remarks: "Com-
munism doesn't take" He has not
seer the whole thing. Genuine COM
munism takes everything that does not
belong to it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

Sarah Elizabeth Catharine Jane
Brilliant, of Rosnoke county, Virginia,
aged fourteen has taken another name.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15
new RICH BLOOD

Parsons Purgative Pills mako New Rich
Blood, and will completely change the blood fu
the entire system in three months Any person
who will take pill each night from l TO T. weeks
may be restored to sound health. if such thing he
possible. Sent by mail for S letter stamps. l. =
JOHNSON IL co, Bangor, Me
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

THE ATLANTIC cable laid in 1865 has
been successfully picked up by the
steamer Seine, sent out to look for it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15
LIVING LILIPUTS.

Interesting Interview With ".General
Tom Thumb lie Talks Freely Con-
corning imeelf. His Wife and Poor
8 Minnie WARREN
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15
I Ru1HS.
TRUTHS.
Hop Bitters are the Purest and
Best Filters ever made,


They are compounded from Hops, Buchu,
Mandrake and DandeiiOn,-the Oldest best
ano most valuable medicines in the world and
contain all the best and most curative properties
of all other Bitters, being the greatest Blood
Purifier, Liver Regulator, and Life and Health
Restoring Agent on earth. No disease or i'll
health can possibly long exist where these Bit
tiers are used SO varied and perfect are their op-
erations.
They give new life and vigor to the aged and
lnnrm. 10 all whose employments cause irreg-
ularity Of the bowels or urinary organs. or who
require an Appetizer, Tonic and mild Stimulant,
these Bitters are invaluable, being highly cura-
tive, tonic and stimulating, without int0xicat-
ing.
| No matter what your feelings symptoms are
what the disease ailment is, use Hop Bitters.
Don't wait until you are sick, but if you only
feel bad miserable, the Bitters at once. 1t
may save your life Hundreds have been saved
by so doing. s5-S500-gs will be paid for
case they will not cure or help.
Do not suffer yourself or let your friends suf-
fer, but and urge them to use Hop oitters
Remember, Hop Btters is no vile, drueged
drunken nostrun, but the Purest and Best. Nedi-
cine ever made; the 8 Inyalid's Friend and
Hope" and no person family should be with
out them. Try the Bitters to-day.
TRY HOP COUGH CURE AND PAIN RBIIEP
For sale by all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

Inspeaking of a baby ladies often en-
claim: cob isn't it too sweet for any
thing?" This is all mistake. No bah
is too sweet for paregoric.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

''He's man after my own heart, ="
exclaimed an impulsive young lady,
some time since "Pshaw !" exclaimed
her practical old father, He's q man
after the money your Uncle Jacob left
Won 2N
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

A boy at school, on being asked to
describe kitten, said, A kitten is re-
markable for rushing like mad ut moth
ing whatever, and stopping before it
gets there. '-Judu.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

'The cat in Gloves" said Franklin,
catches no mice" Indeed no; not
she. When the cat is able to wear
gloves she can afford to buy her mice,
ready dressed and cooked. Bully for
the cat in gloves.-BwlingtOn Hoaukege.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1878-08-15

Why pay 500 for a phonograph,
when 81 so judiciously invested in ice
cream, the coming summer, and two
bushels of turnips in the fall for mar
riage certificate, will give you q life
lease on talking machine that never
requires any tin foil on the cylinder
escapement? Young man, these are
times for the practice of economy, and
you should reflect Chicago Post.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
Little Darne,'s story.

St. Nicholas.
Under great pecsn.,ree, on the lawn
before the "big house." Sam. and Pun
BILE sat down 10 consider and consult, or,
as they expressed il, 10 study up what
US gwine TO DO"
aShlll l tell story?' asked Pumble.
"Does you know good oneH inquired
Sam. :.
HDis slory's gwins to be q new ONE
said Pumble, "bekase I'll make 1t up as
/ go long" i
& Tell ahead" said Sam.
aWunst upon time" began Pumble.
"What timer interrupted Sam.
ashut up! Wunst upon a time dey
wuz man, an dis hear man lighted up
he pipe an started out on de big road;
an be went walkin' along; right street
along; an walkin' along, an walkin'
along, an walkin' along, an aalkin along,
an walkin' along, an walkin' an walkin'
along"
@"Dat man wuz gwine all de way, wuzn't
he?" interjected the listner. -.
aHe hadn't got no way hardly vi" said
Pumble,H but he KEEP walkin' along, an
walkin' along, an walkin' along, an
walkin' along, an walkin' along. an
walkin' along, an' walkin' along, an
walkin' along
astop dat walkin' now" said Sam, "and
tell whut he done when he got froo walk
iHe come to de place he vuz aswine
~ y aid ppmhla
'tDid he, sho' enough" exclaimed Sam.
u wuz kinder skeered be wudn't nebber
git dar at all. Whit ded be do nex?'
"De mex ting he DONE" said Pamble,
impressively, "wnz 10 turn right round
an 20 back whar he come from. An
data alllp
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
Twain,s Experience ut q Theatre.

Once when bashfuI cub, took 1
plain, unsentimentai country girl 10 {
comedy one night. l had known her
day; she seemed divine. ] wore my new
boots. At the end Of the 6rst half hour
she said:
aWhy do you fight your feet sol" Be-.
/ said: "Did I% i5s,
Then l put my attention there and
kept still. At the end Of another hall
hour she said:
aWhy do you say "Yes, oh yesln and
aha, oh certainly very truep TO every
thing say, when half the time those are
entirely irrelevant answered."
blushed and explained that / had
been little absent minded. AT the end
Of another half hour she said {:
"Please why do you grin so steadily al
vacancy, and yet look so sadG"
l explained that | always did That
when / was rejecting. An hour passed
and then she turned and contemplated me
with her earnest eyes, and said:
"Why do yon cry all the timer
explained that very funny comedies
always made me cry. Al last human na.
ture surrendered, and | secretly slipped
my boots of. This was 4 mistake. l was
not able TO get them on any more. i was
rainy night; there were no omnibuses
going our way, and as / walked home,
burning up with shame with the girl on
one arm and my boots under the other, ]
was an object worthy Of compassion, es-
pecially in those moments Of martyrdom
when / had 10 pass through the glare that
fell upon the pavement from street lamps.
Finally this child Of the forest said:
"Where are your boots?" and, being
taken unprepared, / put finishing touch
to the follies Of the evening with the stu
pid remark:
"The higher classes do not wear them
to the theatre"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
ACAnPalGN ISLANDER.

When DR.. R. V. Pierce was candidate
for State Senator, his political opponents
published q pretended analysis OF his pop
tllar medicines, hoping thereby to preiu.
dice the people against him. Ills election
by an overwhelming majority severely re.
buked his traductrs. who sought to I'm.
peach his business integrity. No notice
would have been taken Of these campaign
lies were II not that some OF his enemies
land every successful business man has his
full quota Of envious riyals) are republish.
ing these bogus analyses Numerous and
most absurd formulas have been published,
purporting to come from high authority;
and II Is significant fact that no two have
been at all alike conclusively proving the
dishonesty OF their authors. saw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
The Pottery Project from a
WeIlsburg Standpoint.

Wel1uaIg huAa+
The pottery project, according TO the
newspaper understanding, is "of" at
Steubenyille, In consequences Of Rigby, Of
Esst Liverpool, Withdrawing bis counte.
nance from the enterprise. The Wheel.
ing IsrELLlaEScER, right there, takes
he matter up and talks disparaginRly Of
both Rigby and Eut Liverpool. Il Of
course puts 10 some big talk for Wheel
log a. good place for pottery and ali Q
some remarks 10 the end that making pot
mot pottering around) Is good bu.ines'
All that II saysis true enough 10 both re.
CARDS, but when you come to talking about
The proper location Of such an establish
ment, II we do say il ourselves, Wells
burg is the place for that odd pottery
Very seriously speaking, We have every
advantage here for such 4 business that
Wheeling has. and 4 good many that
neither East Liverpool or steubenyill'
ever had, and very probably when the
matter comes TO 3 locus, II L ever does
what these advantages are will occur z
the practical men who alone can make II
A success.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04

Loye.lsttess, however pleasant they
may be to the party who receives them
and the party who writes them, are
rather absurd reading to all others. The
Newell divorce case, in New York, has
brought out an immense number writ
ten BY gushing lady to an exceedingly
impossible gentleman, Of which the
following are perhaps the mildest speei-
mems. The letters are from Mrs. Newell
to Mr.. Boardman, who, ii is unnecessary
to state, is not her husband;
/ envy the one who bathes your feet
every night. That would make me so
happy. I,
the blissf1l hours Of the past, and how l
sigh for one more such.
Oh, dearest come 10 Parisl. Must ! be
refused the only thing that can give me
happinessH
Now, darling, am going to ask a
favor Of you ! never ask Of others. l
have need Of some money, and can ask
Of but you. Now, dearest, won't you
send me 500 or 600 iranes7
Dearest, / have not been we'll, and !
feel that my time for this world 10 not
very long. / don't want to live. / wish
for none Of Mrs aid or sympathy.
Ny last thoughts at night and first in
the morning are Of you.
III could only see you, would try 10
kiss away each tear. Mr.-has re-
turned TO America; but remained In
hopes Of seeing you here, my dearest
friend. Please. darling, write TO me
coon.
III could only lay my weary head
upon your shoulder and die, l should
be content.
Il would be singular II did not desire
TO see you, and equally singular II l did
not love you. And do love you. II
Is now nearly five years since | have
seen you, but separation only augmenb
my affection for you.
Mrs. Newell had II very bad.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04

To REMOVE GREASE sPors WITH Book.
WHRAr.-sptead two pieces Of coarse
brown paper over the. grease spot, with
a large pinch Of buckWheAt between them
Then place 4 warm fatiron over the
paper, and let II remain until II cools.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
IT can Be CURED,

TTean be cured. There no doubt about Il, The
cLL CuKE FoH CGTAlEI ID but slight evidence OF
what may follow persistent use Of this remedy.
The hard, inernBted matter that has lodged In the
nasal passages 10 removed with few applications
the liberation and Inflammation Hubdued and
healed the entire membtanoul Innings or the head
ton % that Of powerful purifying agent, destroy
Ing In ~ eolne through tho eyltem the dod
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04

] AT slOan's Station, on the G. & P. rail.
road, business are reported "brisk, msr.
chants smiling and weather warm"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
MEDICAL.
.A;TiAliRi;iii.RiiR +
IS n GuRARLE2

-nIHosE who have suffered nom tho yAri9ps and
tafrh. and have tried may phyllciRnl and rene.
dIeS without relief or cure, the 70 thh
question With Considerable An1lety. And ven they
VERBALLY prevalent and % destructive 10 heAlth a.
CatAFF6. bronchitis, Asthma, Coughs, and serious
and frequently fatal affections OF me lnngs
CafAFTh. Other sympathetic AFFECTIONS. eneh e.
deafness, Impaired GyeslRht, and loss ot seas9 o.
6ell may ne relerfedt d minor but neVeftheleil
FERROUS results OF neglected Catarrh. bld enough
ia themselves, but As nothing compared WIZ tie
dangerous Affections Of the throat and lungs ukey
N fnltnW
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
a C0MPLICATED CASE,'

Geutlemen,-MyeaSe Is briefly as foIlows; IhEye
h Pc ssSsg Se Sss wi
through one nostrI. had dropplnRs In the throat,
avery bad cough, asthma 90 bad o. 10 be OBLIGED 70
down and sleep, and O constant dali palm In my
head. Ny head was &c times so full Of catarrhal
matter - 70 lnJure my sense OF hearing and epmps
and my throat before could sleep. Every one OF
these distressing symptoms has eisappeAred under
RIpicGL CuRR. Ny hearing Is fully restored.
have no ASthmAtie symptoms, no cough. no drop
pings In the throat no headache, and In eyefy way
efects OF tho CURE on my appetite, on my Kidneys,
and, In fAct, every part OF my system. What has
been done 10 my sAIe y Wholly me eneet 81 me
FrFoH1uEo. Oct. u Q. u. LAWRENCk.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
DR.. c. MeLANE's
LIVER PILLS.


These Pills are not recommended
as a remedy for "all the ills that
flesh is heir to-" but in affections of
the Liver, and in all Bilious Com.
plants, Dyspepsia and Sick Head
ache, or diseases of that character,
they stand without a rival.
AGUE AND FEVER.
No better cathartic can be used
preparatory TO, or after taking Qui-
nine.
As a simple purgative they are
unequaled.
BEWARE OF INVITATIONS.
The genuine are never sugar
coated.
Each box has a red wax seal on
the lid, with the impression DR..
McLAHE's LIVER Pills.
Each wrapper bears thesignatures
ofC. McLANE and FLEMING Bros.
Sold by all respectable druggists
md country storekeepers generally.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.

SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.
THE countenance is pale and
leaden-colored, with occasional
Pushes, or a circumscribed spot on
one or both cheeks; the eyes become
dull; thepupilsdilate; an azuresemi-
circle runs along the lower eye.lid;
thenose is irritated, swells, and some-
times bleeds; a dwelling Of the upper
lip; occasional headache, with hum
ming or throbbing Of the ears; an
unusual secretion Of saliva; Shiny or
furred tongue; breath very foul, par
ticularly in the morning; appetite
variable, sometimes voracious, witha
gnawing sensation of the stomach, at
others, entirely gone; fleeting pains
in the stomach; occasional nausea
and vomiting; violentpains through
out the abdomen; bowels irregular,
at times costive; stools Shiny; not
unfrequently tinged with blood;
belly swollen and hard; urine tur-
bid; respiration occasionally diff.
cult, and accompanied by hiccough;
coughsometimesdrya convulsive;
uneasy and disturbed sleep, with
grinding Of the teeth; temper varia.
BE, but generally irritable, &c.
Whenever the above symptoms
are found to exist,
DR.. C. MoLANE'S VERMIFUGE
Will certainly effect a cure.
IT DOES NOT CONTAIN MERCURY
in any form; it is an innocent prepa.
ration, not eapa5kefdoingtdts slight
est iyu,y ID, tie most tender infant.
The genuine DR.. MeLANE's YER,
MruGE bears the signatures of c.
MoLANE and FLEMING Bros. on the
wrapper.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04

Zach package contains Dr.. sanfordS Improved
cases. Price, g. For sale by all Wholesale and 70:
tall druggists and dealerl throughout the United
States and Canada. WEEKS PpLIER General
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04

pRooMs-SO0 DOZEN FANCY, VA.
u Mous hses iust received and ict nls6y
n. RE1LLY, 100 md lni Main 81
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04
Endorsed by a Prominent Druggist.

mQofSeQ " . fIon1lneuk druggists
Thereby certify mt M. Lawrence purchaSed
the RADICAL CuEI Of me, and rom time 20 time
made mo familiar with bis case. lbsleTS bis state
ment 70 be true 10 eTery particular; :, nrpn,,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-05-04

he careful TO call for coLLrSI' voLrAIc PLASTER
leat you get some worthless imitation. Sold BY all
United statsS Snd casadsa. and Sy WEEKS &
POTTER, Projectors. Boston, MaGs.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1878-11-19

DuTiog az interview with Il reporter Toe he
Washington Republican, yesterday Mr. t'3"rta
said
"pfusdcut Hayes ia, nass. surrendered,
abandoned, or changed aJy poI!2G, bectu>c he
has never hal any to ohapga I'i2 tpuaIty 0g
parity of tEG StateaalI The Statas vas TCiC"
stated when he came irto ol:!2c. The same
| administrative functions ware to b.: performed
iu all Ct thcm uad=r tito rcilatiIItaicI coalition
CT t!liogs The results CT The waT had h"ap
bodied il the constitutions Il :ae S:Ht!iciti
Siae3 aod that ti ihn general government, IS
we'll as 10 their laws, aud r2c3#Sirneion ..as an
accomplished fact. The tfHoHs had !,>&o, or
vera v,r; s06a thereafter, Wjiil2"m iGttG 'ie
South, sud here Was nD Cc;a3ou Ter especial II
ton from those employed il another iAa
Constitution Of the general govc.ni:iunt as
and is yet biz ouly guide ald yai, will admit hat
being controlled BY that 'i0clHcrt c3r'd net ha
properly described ~ b1in9 cGGtr0i!rI ~ 4
purely ;GiiicaE policy Nor 77crI; hla casleav3r4
10 the nature Of an Experiment. ui!@:s IL IL 30
experiment to adhere ctGs.Iy to aous:jtc
liouaI requirements. It is true that lie trusted
the s0ulhern leaders, bciic7iog hat they wc!3
in eo!1eat 10 their pro!esaaas oi I dnteraalna
tion 10 preserve the integrity q American c;ti.
z:nssip III their respective States. Kut the
first election has passed, aud he dlsra9eGd that
his trust mas been betrayed; that is IT, say, tia;
these southern leaders have rot or have H.:
been able TO, keep their pledges. They ware:
the natural spd legal representative al tha
southern people here at tho Capital, and !iit:
proper parsons, officially God otherwise, with
WhOin he should have c0rsutcd r@GAl5lG;r
southern atfairJ. SO, you SIC, cT,l hla c,n3u!.
tations with them were aot IN tho na'Hrc 81 NJ
experiment.
In rcspors, 10 M assertion that the Pres
dcnt hal appointed democrats 10 lIftGc, he
said
did he ? We'll. 30 wish some one would
take TIE trouble @ make up q lit Of hia sor.th
crn democratic appointments, ar.l teen Inc
public would understand exact? iloH Snnch
truth there is in tEa! charge. I''Icre wGa Fi:&
simlnors, as you say. Now let tie teli y0u /
appointed enc democrat from, Georgia, iii!!@rj,
to be Minister to Brazil. That vas tie &al OF
it--ol such appointments, nran, 80 iar as j
waa concerned, IS l. Intended it sbGU!a be; and
then the President appointed FltG:lIGnf@ns to
be United States Marshal ia Go0rgia. Bat
lIil!ard aud FltZ :Imucns aIa like fslisIaH =
men in Buckran they have facI: exaggerated
into an unlimited rumber.
There is no uae denying the fact that tic
southern people have sItFsrcd grcatIy-;ho
southern whites. | mcan-from the sndlcn
endorsement Of their social system or fabric,
the sudden inteljcotion into their Voting az
gregate OF an element Of Ignorance, and the
constslcnt domination of unrduca!cd and IN
experienced power ia their political atFlirg. II
was perhaps mistake that this was h0nc by
the republican party Of tho North. Hnt all
this does not justify murder and WHOLESALE
disregard Of existing lew"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1878-11-19
NirytthiA EGBsa

1t is believed that tho noniiontilrr fire. &C
Thursday night was the work Of al cAntiary.
An Enslshms1 named William a. Parsons,
cashier OF the People, Coal Company OF Nor
folk. has abscanlcd, it Is alleged with funds Of
the concern.
NJ. Newman. who was Geucrai Joseph Il.
Johustoa's opponent in The recent congressional
election. is uakiog arrangements to contest tie
Generals right to seat Ia Congress.
Mrs. Jencie MoIIwaine nee Psgraln, viii Of
William McIlwaine, Of Petersburg, died Sun
day. She was the daughter OF Capt. Robert
q. Pegram, leading attorney Of Petersburg,
and row receiver Of The Petersburg railroad.
The Danville correspondent Of the I,iohn>ood
Dispatch says: "A family reunivn was reo2DtIv
held at the house Of Air. Willis GraveG, ia
Henry county, at which there were present. hjr.
Willis Gravely. who WAS in his seventy rutil
year. Captain George Gravejy, Ills brother, vino
was in his nincleth year; and Mr.. Lewis Grave
y. who YVES in his eighty second year. hlr.
Edmund Grav3ly, q twiu trothcr Of IaptalG
George Graycly, was invited to attend, bu; was
rot present After dinner the party hat; Z
shooting match with Manard r;f,s, The shot
delivered eff hand at target distant forty
steps, and Mr. Willis Grsvely twlc, cut he
edge Ct the target, which was :bcu, the s;Zo Of
:, tro1n dalau