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Milwaukee Produce Market.

GRA1N-wheat opened frm and hc higher, and
closed dull; No. hard 3l.1O; No. I, l.Ol; No. 2,
91xc; September 9lHc; October 925sc; November
S27sc; No 8, 7Sc: No. I, 64Ac; rejected 67Ac. Corn
and lower; No. 2, 194O20c. Rye nominal; No. l,
46c. Barley unsettled and lower; No. p $l.020l.os;
October l.Ol.
PROVISIONS Firm and quiet. Mess pork Ss.75
cash and September. Lard prime steam $6.s7h.
Chicago Produce Market.
GRAIN-Wheat active and firm; No. ! red winter
sss 9S2s 3esobss; No Chicago sahs
Chicago TIC bid; rejected Sc. Corn dull and a
shade lower: s6k@36h cash; 37k@S7Hc October;
Tas @S7h November; rejected SAC. Oats dull, weak
and dlower; 19x@l9Ac cash; 20xc October; 21Ac
November; rejected l7hc. Rye steady; in good de-
mand. Barley steady; 31.o6 cash; 1.0d9l 90 Octo-
ber.
PRov1s1oNs-Pork strong ). So 72h@s.75 cash
and October; S.82Al8.8s November. Lard steady;
6.72h cash and October; 6.75 November. Bulk
meats active; 4.7506.OO.
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E Il NV
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Chicago aud Northwestern Railway
Embraces under one management the Great
trunk Railway Lines OF the WEST and NORTH
WEST, and, with its numerous Branches and con-
neetons, forms the shortest and quickest r%Mte ia
cotisin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa.
Nebraska, California and the Western Terrific
ries. Its
OMAHA AND CALIFORNIA LINE
s the shortest and best route between Chicago
and all points in Northern Illinois, Iowa, DakO-
ta, Nebraska, Wyoming, Colorado, Oregon, Chi
na, Japan and Australia. Its
CHICAG" ST. PAUL AND MISNEAPOL1S LINE
Is the lort line between Chicago and all points
ison, st. Paul, Minneapolis, Duluth. and all
points i'll the Great Northwest Its
LA CROSSE, wlNONA AND ST. PETER LINE
Is the best route between Chicago nd La Crosse,
Winona, Rochester, Owatonna, Mankato, St.
Peter, New Ulln, and Ill points iii Southern and
Central Minnesota. Its
GREEN BAY AND MARQUETTE LINE
Is the only line between Chicago and GAINESVILLE.
WatertOWn, Fond du Lac, Oshkosh, Appleton.
Green Bay. Escansba, Negaunee, Marquette,
Houghton, Hancock and the Lake Superior
Country. Its
FREEPORr AND DUBUQUE LINE
Is the only route between Chicago and Elgin,
Rockford, Freeport, and all points via Freeport.
Its
CHICAGO AND MILWAUKEE LINE
Is the old Lake Shore Route, and is the only one
passing between Chicago and Evanston, Lake
Forest, Highland Park, Waukeegan, Racine, Ke.
nOsha and Milwaukee.
PULLMAN PALACE DRAWING ROOM CARS
are run OH all through trains of this road.
This Is the ONLY LINE running these cars be-
tween Chicago and st. Panl and Minneap polls.
Chicago and Milwaukee, Chicago and Wiiiona
OF Chicago and Green Bay.
Close connections are made at Chicago with the
Lake Shore and Michigan Southern, Michigan
Central, Baltimore and Ohio, PittSburg Fort
Wayne and Chicago, Kankakec Line and Pan
Handle Routes, for all points EAST and SOUTH.
EAST, and with the Chicago and Alton and ILL
nois Central for all points SOUTH.
Cluse connections are also made with the Un-
ION Pacific Railroad at Omaha for all far West
points.
Close connections are made at junction points
with trains OF al cross roads.
lickets over this route are sold by all Coupon
Remember, you ask for your Tickets via Of the
Chicago 4 North Western Railway, and take
none other.
New York Office, No. 4l5 Broadway: Boston
Office, No State Street :Omaha Office, 2l5 Farm
ham Street; San Francisco Office, l2l Montgnnl.
cry Street Chicago Offices, G2 Clark Street. under
Sherman House; Is Canal, corner Madison
Street: Kinzie Street Depot. corner w. kinZie
and Canal Streets; Wells Street Depot, corner
Wells aud kinZie Streets.
For rates or information not attanable from
y3"ru r home 1s, ti:kSt , agents. apply to ,,,,,,,,
GeE'l Pass. Ag't, Chicago. Gen. Mang'r
Jan l. lS1S.-ly.
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When You We're Seventeen.

When You We're Seventeen.
When the hay was mowp,
In the years long ago,
And while the Western sky was rich
With sunsets rosy glow,
Then hand In hand close-linked We pass,
The dewey ricks between,
And l Was one. and-tWenty,
And you were seventeen.
Your voice was low and sweet,
Your wavy hair was brown;
Your cheek was like the wild red rose
That shOwered its petals down.
Your eyes were like the blue speed well,
With dewy moi>ture's sheen.
When was one e-and-twenty,
And you were seventeen.
TIE spring was in our hearts,
And all it's hopes were ours;
And we were children in the fields,
Among the opening flowers,
Aye; life was like summer day
Amid the woodland green,
For was 0ne-and-twenty,
And you were seventeen.
The years ave came and g>ne,
With sunshine and with shade,
And silvered is the silken hair
That DER your shoulders strayed
In many a soft and wayward tress-
The fairest ever seen
When | was one-and-twenty,
And you were seventeen.
Though gentle changing time
Has touched you in his fight;
Your voice has still the old sweet tone,
Your eye the old love-light.
Aud years can never change
The heart you gave, ween,
When l was one-and-twenty,
And YOU were seventeen.
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Buchan'S
Carbolic Balm Ointment

is THE BEST eALvE IN THE WORLD.
No other Salve or Ointment makes such quick
aays pain and stops bleeding Instantly. 1t
soOt:.es Il burn or scald In minute. 1t heals
cut and draws out tho poison OF . wound Or
sting like magic.
WONDERFUL QUALITY Y.-Buchan's Carboli"
Balm Ointment contains no grease, and washes
off without soap. It's value Tor use where fire.
For Salt Rheum, Sore Thro.., Ulcers, Burns
Scaids, Cuts, Wounds, Piles. evEe Eyes, Poison
Gus Stings and Bites. Barriers Itch, Chapped
Hlnds, ScrOfulOus Sores, and any and every 9TH
er purpose for which Salve or Ointment can be
used. Buchan's Carb0lic Balm Ointment Is the
only preparation that can always be relied upon.
It Is beautiful Jelly colored article sold IN glass
bottles. See to It that your druggist gives you
Buchan's as above described. Circulars sent
free on application to the manufacturers.
TOkREf, TEMPLETON & CO., New York.
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HOMES IN THE VEST: ", |, r;
~

~ = E.-V-H'. - = : E.-fE 7. I
Persons looking westward for homes
n procure full information concerning
i GARDEN Sror of Iowa apd Mime
"a, by subscribing for the Worthing-
" ADVANCE, published at Worthington
'i"nesota. Sand 81 for one year; g.,
d" six months, and so cents for three
H. Il -. 49,, Il
'onths, to 6 ADVANCE, .Worthington q
IA ,ioc cct,,r,,,,t, ,,;. =
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Hard to Tell,

The sounds of blows and shrieks at
tracted crowd before house on Mullet
Street. the other day, and directly po-
liceman came sauntering along. He
seemed trltle anxious, but yet made no
movement, and one of the crowd ex-
claimed:
"Whv in the name of Heaven dom
you stop that2''
"1s it a fght9" queried the officer.
''Of course it is!''
"Are you sure2''
''Sure5 Why even fool can tell that
some one is being pounded to death!''
"Perhaps So" mused the officer; but
you can't tell-can't tell. jumped in
once in just such case as this, and
found that it was young lady taking
music lessns, instead Of a row. Keep
still, you boys, and let me see i'll can
hear crochery bang against the walls.
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IMPORTANT.

On anil after April lst, the Train hcretofor
known rs the st. James ion,
ON THE
St. Paul and Sioux City r. r.
Will be run through between
st. Paul Il Worthington.
This will enable Emigrants and Land Seekers
to 20 THROUGH By DAYLIGHT
Passengers from points east Of MankatO, on
the Winona and ST. Peter railroad. leaving Wi.
nnl;, at mi might. may take the above train ut
ternOon.
J. W. BISHOP, J. F. LINCOLN. j. G. BoYpEN.
Gen. Manag'r. Supt. Gen. Tkt ACT.
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Milwaukee Produce Market.

GRAIN-Wh opened steady and Nc higher, and
closed strong No. hard SILL; No. 1.Ol: No. q,
92kc; September 92Ac; October 92Hc; November
93ac; No. 3, 75c; No. 4, &c; rejected Gle Corn
easie fair demand; No. 2, 35sc. Oats higher; good
demand; No. 2, 1910. Rye firm; No. !, ACC. Bar
lev firmer and in fair demand; No. cash $1.04h;
October 1.1Sts.
PROVIsIONs-weak and quiet. Mess pork $s.25
cash or se tember. Lard, prime stea,n. $3.50.
Chicago PrO4luce Market.
GRAIN-What active; No. red winter e9Ac cash:
9OHc October; No. Chicago 87alc cash; 8s1@8sale
October; $3.50 November: No. Chicago 76<177c;
rejected 59G6lc. Corn dull and shade lower: 35h
@35A generally unchanged; some sales higher;
i9;1c cash; 2Oh October; 2lc November; rejected
TIC. Rye steady; 45Hc. Barley good dema:.d; 1.O6h
cash; 1H8 October.
PROFESSIONALISM heavy; $s.25 October; 8.1b@
$40 October; 8.2508.3O Novemb Lard in fair de-
mand 65O cash 6.506652A October; 6.52hG16.55
November; bulk 652A 96.55 November. Bulk meats
dull; 4.76Q15.75@6 90.
New York Produce Market.
0RAIN-Wheat, spring dull receipts 642 600 BUSH
els; No. spring 9sG96c; No. 2 do l.O201. o.; un-
graded winter red 95cll$1 .O8; No. do LOB; No.
do l.O6A0o1.O7h; No. do l.o7h; ungraded amber
1,OOll.O8; No. z amber 1.05A; amber Michigan
1.G13 ungraded white l.02@1.15; No. do 1.02; No.
do 1.11A. Rye firm; No. = western 60hc. Barley
quiet and firm. Malt firm. Corn quiet: receipts &c.
Goo bushels; ungraded 42l50c: steamer 49Na50c.
Oats heavv; receipts 1913 900 bushels: No. g. &c:
No. white 27,4c; No. 2, 2911c; No. white 294o;
No. l, 31clx; No. white 1@32c; white do 30138o.
PROVISIONS-Pork $9.06@925. Beef steady.
Cut meats firm; western long clear niddlss $6OOQo
Gas. Lard, prime steam, &6.92x.
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RALR loads.
St. Paul & Sioux City
AND
Sioux City & Saint Paul R. r.

These Companies now offer in Northwestern
Iowa and Southwestern Minnesota 90O, ,0O0 acres
OF the Finest Land in the Slate. At low prices,
On long Credit, With easy payments, At low
!. These lands are very productive, Easy OF Cul
tivation, Convenient to markets, and to Villages,
Churches and Schools
Alternate sections mostly occupied by actual
residents: climate pleasant and healthy
For circular giving full information, or for
prices OF prticuar lands, apply by letter or per-
pany, at st. Paul, Minnesota.
J. W. BISHOP. General Manager.
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enough; but It was less easy to discern
how sea sickness could be cured by box
ing the patients ears -Sala, in BelQravia.
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PHYSICIANS.
r CRAFT, M. D.,

r CRAFT, M. D.,
PHYSICIAN e SURGEON.
Special attention given to Surgery and tho
treatment of Female Diseases having lad ten
years experience.
Also Surgeon Of the Sioux City 4 st. Paul aud
WOrthinytOn & Sioux Falls Railroads.
Supplied with full cases OF Surgical and ObStet
rical Instruments, and fracture appliances.
OFFICE-At residence, corner Of Fourth Ave-
nue. and Eleventh Street,
WORTHINGTON, llINN.
f3 44-ly.
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GEO. 0. MOORE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Graduate OF Ann Arlor, Michigan. Residence
on 10th street below the public hall. Ohice at
the Colony Drug Store, opposite the WOrthing
ton Hotel, WorthinytOn, Aiinn.
VIII atteut; promptly to ull Coils, .'ny or
,,iVht. [27ly.
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Medical and Surgical Institute.
KILBOURN CITY, WIS,

Will be opened for Patients January l. 1878.
Send for Circular.
H. HIESrAND, NJ. d. WAI. RUSSELL, NJ. D.
Adiian, Minn. Kilbourn City, Wis
620-ly]
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Edwin French, an old and wellknown
citizen of Ohio, died 1t the residence Of his son
In Willoughby. thirteen miles east Of Clevc"
land. The funeral services were held next day
and the remains inferred in Willoughby GENE
tery. On the 9th inst, it was discovered that
the grave had been robbed. Detectives were
once set At work, and the body was fonnd In
= trunk underneath the door In the
Homeopathic Medical college Cleveland. The
grave had been robbed between and 2
O'Clock At night, and tho body taken to the
city In carriage and thrown into the trunk.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08

TO-DAY is the anniversary OF the
battle Of New Orleans. in which Gen.
eral Jackson gained so signal a victory
over the English. II used to be the
custom for Democrats to eslebrats this
day. aud sveu now Democratic eonvsn-
tions are wont to congratulate the
country on the brilliant success Of
Jackson at New Orleans. But II is
gradually dawning upon the mind Of
the average voter that Jackson RAJ really
what Republicans are to-day. and the
result Is. that he Is falling in favor.
For that reason w imagine there will be
no general celebration throughout the
country to-day.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08
NEVADA ITEMS.

The Nevada Meat Shipping Associa-
ton are making regular daily shipments
Of refrigerated beef. At least d car
load is sent daily, sometimes two. the
average for the week being ten car loads.
Hank Monk iniormstbe Carson appeal
that Emerald Bay has been frozen solid
from the surface to the bottom. and that
hundreds OF tons Of trout are imprison'
ed In the ice.
Rover has not yet been made NC
quaintsd with the decision OF ths
Supreme Court against him. and Is still
hopeful. according to the winnsmuccs
Silver State.
The extra session OF the Legislature
which was convened in 1867. and which
consumed the full allotted time by Law
GO days). only cost the State Sls'So4.
The Grand Prize Company shipped
west on Sunday sixteen bars Of bullion.
valued at S29.2 ZIG sc.
The citizens Of Phoebe employ most
Of their time now in coasting.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08
ruEN IN.

Justice IL becoming memorable. DIR.
Lambert, late President Of the late
American Popular Life Insurance Com
pany Of New York. is to so to the State
Prison. Ths new trial which be sought
for has been refused him. There was a
time when the public notion was that a
culprit. respectable" in the social
sense Of the word. or respectfully con-
nsctsd. had nine chances out Of ten in
his favor OF escaping punishment.
whether be had stolen money or COM
mitted forgery or INDUCED himself in
the luxury Of un~justihabls homicide.
This notion the public has now sui.
ncient reason for revising. The Presi-
dent Of u d~sfaalting life insuranc Q CON-
pany. especially II 1t was a popular one
and had out n good many risks. is nat
urally regarded by the poliey.holdsrs us
a proper person for severe punishment.
There is more. perhaps. Of the same
feeling toward the officers Of a misman-
aged or criminally managed savings
bank. It Is hard that u man should lose
his money because he vas prudent and
rsligiously followed the maIims Of Poor
Richard. II is hard. when his love for
family induced him to deny himself.
that he might make provision for
wife aud children when he. the bread
winner. should be gone, to find that he
has been fooled by sharp swindlsrs who
have bassly traded On his affections. lie
thinks how ingeniously he was in
weighed; how the agent, with the tongue
Of the old serpent, talked to him; how
he perused the tables and studied the
figures in the pretty printed almanac,
until his head achei; how he encoun.
tered the beautifully Autographed hand
bills Of the company on steamboats, n
in railway depots; how he was reminded
that tho man who does not provide for
his family is worse than q brute; and
how he was assured that the plan Of the
American Popular. for instance. could
not be surpassed for securing a maxi
mum Of money at q minimum OF cost.
II you ask one who has been thus de-
luded whether DIR. Lambert should be
shut up to hard labor for q term Of
years, he will be likely to exclaim.
"Tsrm Of years. indeed! lock him up
for lifev' and any attempt to persuade
"ths insured" Of the uneharitablsness
Of this decision would be made in vain.
Byron said. s~neeringly Of his u
trymen, that they would bear anything
except n fraudulent invasion Of the
breechss.pocket; but Why should they
DO blamed for that. since upon the in
volatility Of the bresehss-pocket de-
Ponds comfort, independence. the hon
orabls fulilment Of obligations. domss-
tic and commercial. and sometimes life
itselfp Who can tell how much an1i'
ETY., what innumerabls mischisfs, sx-
tending. perhaps, through several gen.
srations. DIR. Lambert. with his non.
insurance company. or those other OPP
orators with their sham savings banks.
are answerable forf Society is getting
FESTIVE at these multiplied instances OF
theft under the names and the forms
Of fair dealing.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08
CALIFORNIA ITEMS.

The San Francisco Coil OF Saturday
says: +. VI. PiSley. editor Of the
Aryonaut. Is confined to his room from
the effects Of a fall from his horse last
Monday, at the corner OF California and
Larkin streets. There are two accounts
OF the accident. One is. that the horse
was frightened by u stone thrown by q
workman. and fell; the other. that the
workman seized the rsiss. when the
horse stepped on the edge OF the side.
walk. Mr.. Pilley and the workman had
q controversy a. to the right to ride over
q street where work is in progress.
Alameda county Eau claim the honor
Of employing the first white man for 81
per day. At the meeting Of the Board
Of Supervisors Saturday. the gardener
was discharged and another employed at
the above salary. Economy is the cry.
although thousands OF dollars have just
been paid out for q fence that Is Of no
earthly use.
The Yreka Journal says The cold
weather lately has impeded mining
upcfuttous W Hktset sAtchs ~ iteNNthB
up the water In s~luic-s. aud preventing
the usual supply in creeks and Rulchss.
The BLstia figures ont that the New
City Hall in San Francisco with the
grounds will cost. when completed. some
-, $50 900. or nearly $4,000. 900 in eX.
cess Of what the State Capitol cost.
Kearney. wellOek and O'Donnell. the
San Francisco Communists. have been
indicted by the Grand Jury for riot. and
we're arrested on Saturday. They were
all released en- bail.
Bsnicia Is in want OF a plentiful sup
ply Of water. At the Arsenal the arte-
sian we'll has been sunk to the depth Of
about 900 feet, and has been given up
a. = bad job.
California Is getting the much wished
Tor rain. The weather reports OF yester-
day show that plentiful showers have
visited every part OF the State.
A telephone sir miles in length is in
operation between Little York and
Liberty Hill. Il is said to work to per-
lection.
Oranges raised at Ophir are offered
for sale In the Auburn markets. Los
Angeles will have to look out for its
laurels.
The San Francisco BARRIERS have or.
ganized against the ten cent shaving
movement.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08

AIApY recently received a dress from
worth. She could not get in 1t. She
tslegraphed the autocrat to that effect.
He answered: "Perhaps you attempt
ed to put il ON over other clothing. This
cannot DO permitted. / will send by
steamer buckskin tights. which Ia the
only garment worn with dresses made
according TO the dictates Of fashion"
Alas this Is what We have coms to.
Tights and a piece OF muslin bsstsd In
the train Of q dress. Cleveland Leader.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08
EsrrcIAL ATTENTION r II

Notice the Star Remedies" DR.. Van Dykes
AMT lillou. Cure" IL preferred TO all other
dyrpeptic medicines. FIRST. Il does not sripe'
second. 4, does not nsusest.; third, It 10 pleas
ant to taste and smell
'Trout oil Ointment IL prepared from Lake
Tahoe Trout, and 10 the best Linit<ent In tie
world for Rheumatism. Neuralgia aLd Sprains.
Go TO your druggist. get . sample bottle OF
eseh. free Of charge. Trout OIL. " eents per
bottle. AntLBllious Cure. 81 10. aui3 ~
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08
y. SENSE or WEAKNESS

l. o,sn felt by persons who cannot locate any
particular di.esss. II they work. u BECOMES
labor; 10 they walk. they soon urv; mental
effort. bscoms . harden. and even JOYS arr
dimmcd by The shsdos OF this westn-ss wnleh
A. es.t over their lives. Recourse Ia had some
timer Ia .tImulants Of . dangerous enaractef.
The advice Il physicians To refrain from active
labor produces no happy rrsult.. Way The
sy-t.rn ID d-oilitated and ne de 10 ne pull ~
properly. Peruvian syrup will do this very
hing. Lin. the electric current. u ptrmeeiss
m. entire .ystem, and harmoniring with the
eorporral functions, 10 rzises up the enfeeblei
sni bring the color To The eheek again. and
hope 10 the ~ds-poudent. IL dies It's VITA
pr,mptIy and we'll sold by all druggists. ja1
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08
Or. |. J. ClAPkAY's
PRIVATE MEDICAL INSTITUTE

100 kesrsy street,, Van Franciscs,
UNSrhBLISHED IN 1884,, FOR THE
III p.rmsncnt cure OF Ill Special and Chronic
ilisessrr. 4. aisa oil Female Complaints an
Di.,s.e. OF the Nervous system.
Tho Immense destruction Of human life an
nuaiIy from secret and chronic diseases czn-e,i
this Old aud reliable Institution to be estai-
iisbed ur.t In philadelphia, Penn, In 1880. and
srerssrds in san Francisco, Cal. In 1854, ~ .
private dispensary. In orcer 10 aIord tho
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08

SENATOR PATTERSON still continues to
10 "sick." bat he is happily able to
talk. and declares that he will never.
never resign. or submit to the psrsecu.
ton Of his enemies. The gentleman to
whom he told this says that he Is the
Misunderstanding "sick man I" that he
ever a " 1t is just possible that he is
playing the anne game with his sick.
ness that he did with the Republican
party-shamming.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08

CH~ASpLKR's famous letter has been
issued in pamphlet form and 10 being
circulated throughout the country. II
is reported. also. that Conkling will
make 1t the pretext for investigating "
the President. The general impression
is that Chambers letter and Conkling's
investigation will result in making Mr..
Hayes more popular than ever.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08

A TALL Western girl named Short lsng
loved q certain big Mr.. Little. while
Little. little thinking Of Short. loved a
little lass named Long. To mako . long
story short. Little proposed 70 Long.
and Short longed to be even with Titles
shortcomings. SO short. meeting Long.
threatened to marry Little before long.
which caused Little, in q short time. to
marry Long. Qusryr Did tall Short love
big Little less because Little loved Longf
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08

A LITTLE boy Of Des Moines, Iowa,
who writes to his e frsn Jimmy" that he
is going to run away from school and be
an editor, thus closes his letter: "Tel
yers sister Katy l doant hav nothin moar
TO do with that Jinks gurl. an ! am troo
tn her. I wont git prowd and fsrgit her
II I do be an odytur. o you nsetheI
Jimmy. II yors foalks Is poor and
ornsry. Yores Truley, Johnny"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08

HKRk are some OF the diseases de-
clared by candidates for employment In
the England post Office to be prevalent
In their families: Father had sun
stroke. and l caught ii OF him." isis.
ter died Of compulsion." MY little
brother died OF some funny name"
"a great white cat drawed my sisters
breath. and she died OF IT," "a per.
pierity." "Burralgsr in the head"
:.Shortness OF breath" Indigestion
OF the lungs" Sister was consump-
ted, but now she is qqite we'll again"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-01-08

Ir the marriage service could only be
so modified and amended ~ to include
the lighting Of morning fires. among the
other obligations assumed by the bride.
there would not he so many cid bach
elors jabbing their fingers with darninG
needles and shivering around in the
cold.