The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-08-01
NUBS.
They now call Bismarck "BlzzY.n

They now call Bismarck "Blzzy."
"Perfectly Mag" is the Boston girls syn
onym for awiully sweet.
His Excellency Bishop Conroy is serious
ly i'll at ST. Johns, Newfoundland.
The coolest man in Paris is an American,
in white duck and ventllator hat.
The character of La Frocldrd, in the
Two Orphans, is often played by man in
France.
FRANCHISE Coppee the charming French
poet, has just issued new volume Of verse
called "Elegies."
Justice Miller is now able TO exercise
out Of doors during portion Of the day.
He both walks and rides.
Miss Stevens, the American beauty so
well known in London society, is to be
married to Captain Arthur Paget.
Mark Twain continues to study the
language at Heidelberg. With a big
German word in his mouth he is the pict-
ure of broad innocence.
The widow Oliver, whose ambition it
was to be Mrs Simon Cameron, has recent
ly lost her position in the Patent Office TO
which she was appointed about month
ago,
Oswegos old woman has reached the
age of 1902 without having made bed.
quilt with 10000 pieces in it. Can
woman who has thus neglected her plain
duty squeeze into heaven?
Byron" said one of the friends of the
famous dramatist "do you think London
ought TO illuminate when Lord BeaCons'
field returns ?" 81 think not" returned the
wit "le Jeto ne rdm pas lG ctaudeLle."
Edison said to Chicago reporter who
asked him if he had ever been in the West
ern metropolis before: "Yes; was here
thirteen years ago. | had linen duster,
81 50 and a railroad pass. Twas not inter
viewed then"
Mrs. jerks has reappeared in New
Orleans with an announcement that she
has still in reserve large fund Of iniorma.
ton which she did not draw upon at all
during her two weeks sparring with the
Potter Committee.
A rich Peruvian recently threw upon the
stage of the FOiCs Dramatiques in Paris
ring worth more than thousand francs,
which he presented TO the actor that had
pleased him most of all. The actor offered
to return ii TO him but he would not &C
cept it.
The German socialists have expressly
disowned any connection with the 1.-TWO
| fools who attacked an old man of eighty.
two" The main feature of the manifesto
of their Central Committee is a claim TO
represent the small shopkecpers, the pleas
ants and and the wOrkingmen Of the Faith
erland-a tolerably large constituency
OF Sir John Darlington, the next Lord
Mayor of Dublin, who filled the Office in
1865, local journal says pleasantly that
his hospitality did not inspire the peas
ure either of memory or of hone" A Lon
don gossip declares he was knightcd
because he lent his yacht to the Duke CT
Abercorn's family for the season, and then
ostentatiously bctted friend el00 that he
would not be knightcd The Duke heard
the story and deliCately allowed him to lose
the bet.
Mrs Hooper says of the Empress Eugc.
ME: "a head loaded with false, yellow
hair, Il face covered with paint and powder,
a mincing gait, and the airs and graces OF
IN antiquated Coquette-such to-day is she
who was once the worlds wonder for her
loveiness and grace, bewigged Mrs. Skew.
ton succeeding to the dazzling vision that
swerved the calculating policy of Napoleon
III. and won his callous heart and that
still smiles upon us from the canvas OF
Winterhalter.'
Mr.. Henry II. Faxon, who has betrayed
for long time past most Of the expenses
of the Probationary party Of Massachu-
| colts hnS formally Withdrawn from all as.