Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-10-06
Humors OF the Day.

A lemon is an insignificant thing, but
we like its ade in keeping cool.
The New Orleans Picayune informs us
that there are more ladies than Gentle
men in Salt Lake City,
Fashionable mother: maria, I'm al
most discouraged. How many times
have told you not to say later, but per-
tater?"
Painful Question by the Sultan SIS
this Turkey, or it it merely portions of
England, Russia, Austria, and other
countries2"
A man in Detroit has recently invented
an apparatus Tor arresting and extinguish-
ing sparks. Are the girls going to stand
that?
A discounted soldier, who found that
he had shot an Indian already defunct.
was overheard to mulmur, 81 didn't
know it was Lo dead"
The only difference between an e.e-
plant with broken ivory and town in
Alabama is, one has a loose tusk, sir, and
the other Tuscaloosa.
The fat girl of Iowa, who weighed 900
pounds, is dead. It used to be her re-
grettul boast that she never sat on mans
knee in ali her born days.
"What business is your father insn
sSure! and I do nc He's an
agitator, or a dictator, or
a speculator-a tatur of me kind, anny
way
'Ah," said the fly, as it crawled around
the bottle, Il have passed through the
Matching age, the creeping age, the fly
ing age, and now I'm in the mucilage,
and" there it stuck.
They were having family set-to, and
she asked him if there was ANYTHING in
the past that he would like to recall, and
he heartlessly answered, eyes, the day
you first refused me-"
"What time is it?" asked customer Of
a restaurant clerk, as he settled for his
breakfast. "It's quarter after ate," re-
pied the clerk, as he raked in the cash
and the twenty-five cent check.
There isn't much difference between an
Id Roman soldier and cannibal who
Just dined On nice young female
'ssionarv, Tor the former was gladia-
I'D the latter is glad-be-ate-h too
sigh for one glance of your rye"
aroled an impecunious fellow as he
~endered into leading saloon few
lays ago. He got but glance" his
sange of vision being suddenly transfer
rcd to the outer air.
A lecturer. addressing mechanics in
stitute, contented that cart could not i'm
Na4 ~,
set the whole assembly in roar by ex-
claiming, chow would you look without
your wig?"
1t is we'll to loook at both sides of a
fan. On q cheated" Sunday in Phila-
delphia recently the minister was fan
ming himself vigorously. He did not
see, but the congre cation did, that the
reverse of his fan bore the inscription,
"Buy Boggle's Bitters'
Did the prophet Isaiah ever eat at a
railroad station? 1t certainly looks so,
for how could he have described it so
literally if he had not: s'And he shall
snatch on the right hand, and be hungry;
and he shall eat on the left hand, and
shall not be satisfied"
The young man had given his views
about everything to everybody for an I'M
endurable half hour, when the old man
said, with nice courtesy: II beg your
pardon, sir, but if you begin teaching
everybody at eighteen, when do you in
tend to begin learning anything?'
ssSweets to the sweet" said a young
man on passing the syrup to young
lady seated at one Of our hotel tables.
Sand beets to the BEATS remarked the
lady, showing a dish Of that vegetable
toward the young man. For some reason
the observation cast settled gloom over
a countenance that just before was radiant
with smiles.
"My son, would you like to steal one
Of those melons," Eyes, sir" was the
prompt reply. s'You would, eh? am
sorry to hear that. If you should steal
one of those melons, my boy, do you
know what the result might be-" The
la 4 scratched his head, surveyed the pile
AGAIN, and answered, II 'spect the
plaguey thing would be green all the way
throughp'
"Now, then, madame, please look
steadily at this place on the WALL" said
a photographer to an old lady, when he
he had put her in position and the plate
in the camera. The old lady looked
hard at the spot indicated, then got up
and walked across the floor and infinitely
inspected it, and then, turning to the
photographer, gently remarked, 81 don't
see anything there