Connecticut western news., 1878-06-27
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ht iN. 'taVAA SpisV' 'Sy1's seIIS hAN ,ylIg v ' ' Even q barrel hoop will turn when atrod upon. '''-+ ,'D '1- -" nv 'sSsoo" '%o !. ii twenty 'ipsii grains $ make $ scrdpis; how many win make a doubtY "ag VAT, ,y..'
 It is a good rule never to forget the kindly deeds which others do to you and never to remember those you dO for them. ..,,g,... r..., ,.....,...!.,.,
 Why ought poultry-keeping to 1p bepa most profitable business ?-Because use to for every grain you give a,t9yl fowl aH # gtyeessla esl peck. t92l vol aiull eSs ni Naiy7ay o ---Ole Bull threatens this country, with another farewell tour of thirty ,eolncerts. His first farewell tour was sixty7twgo years ago. g to yiilljisaoq sdl snoii
 IA Columbus man says ehe started thirty years ago to make $1, 400, ,0OOsi He has got the fourteen, but the ciphefs bother him. t"ylg9 8 1.ll bus woa hus In ten minutes man can tellba church full of pedble of more good that is in him than be can demonstrate by deeds in sixty years. y4"9 sNs ''4 9's" It is curious scientific fact that the success of a steam propeller is largely due to the fact that there's screw loose somewhere. :, -''2.'' a.'v','
 The divorce market must De still easy in Indiana. A county paper iinn in ta that State heads the list of marriages Limited Partnerships. ,a,.n,. | fao-When does Q brass door-knob> put you in mind of eminent musical com posers and famous prima donna S+- When it has Verdi Grisi Handel.I 10 "A Minnesota father who has five grown-up daughters has sued the ccun- | ty. He claims that his residence Hhas been used as court house for the past | two years. "'" ''"l --The fact that George Washihgton's wife never asked him where he had beeh when he came home late at night goes'a great way toward accounting for ms e1- frame trnthfulness. sAi-el IsJR" b7lF9
 Y '-f 1'1'G---TT -Ti3f uA aa iiGi g2 10 ssaT. Eft-Now let Ps1schi print a picture Qf the 'sPeace Congress" representing ali the delegates smiling at each other, Win III one hand in each hip-pocket toying yith ylflI < the hair-rigger of peacef maker. a2ldw. lqg--Advioel to, young writers Iii you would be clear and forcible, -dppsti nsse. nsse foreign words. Be natural. ,a A smaMp maMp never stops to hunt up 2 foreign word when he is stupg by 2 hornet e7 smos .,syi,: |qe-Ths love of glory, the efear of shame, the design of making 8 fortpnsa the ae- sire of rendering life easy and agrseapie' and the humor of pulling down otlnsr people, are often the causes of that yyAl9r so celebrated among men -saag isrii q 60
 -Charles (playfully):, " How much really did that hat cost, Jennie2o ,iSan- nie scIf you really want to inspect sthe bills for my dry-goods, Charless therels | a way to, do it." And what .elsc could Charles do but propose on the epot21dI,
 'a--"l saw some fresh grizzly tracks out here little ways" l" said ,anl honest miner, as he bounced boisterousiy lnfo | camp. "Why didn't you go for him ?" shouted the whole camp in ai chorus. 60, what would want to do that torS l ssys he. "I hain't lost no grizzay,'siT
 -"Can you tell me" asked pompous school cornlnittee-man of modest little I girl, "why nature did not make aspar- I aous grow with each end disucculent"
 1" Because, if it had, it would have been impossible for man to hold 1t in yhls fingers, was the satisfactory reply.ylio
 There is Russian proverb which saws that misfortune is next door ito stupidity and it will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their ill luck are only reaping the con seouences of their own neglect, misman- agement, improvidence or want ot appll- cation. ur a-i go 5go L.A. ds5g s'dna
 Two French ladies were lookingat the pictures in the Paris Saaona yttaSo hear," ," said one, i"a celebrated painter
 has finished picture for you 'io 1Yes, he has graciously consented to,paint the portrait of my husband ormy drawing room" "Indeed l" said the first speak CT. "Well, for room like that I think I should have chosen e gsyer, subject" i Madame asked her husband ofos a
 new outfit. "My darling," he7 pephed,
 "t that would make the third sinatwo
 months, and times are so hard thata-"
 "You will kill me F exclaimed the lady,
 bursting into tears, !" and my funeral
 expenses will cost you more than a'tiew dress" "Ah, but should have oto
 bury you only once" !" was the ccmforting
 rejoinder. -.'''S ''a''- !" 2ai N.0' eao'9 | Cham, the celebrated PstisiAn carica- turist, has taken pity on the residents of
 that city who are inflicted with visits
 from country relatives during the Ex-
 position, One lady receives, her visitors at the door with the salutaton, n," How
 good, it is of you to come, for ySa are
 just in time to assist me in n1rsing friend from Rio, JanAiro. who has the
 yellow fever" A gentleman ip R pshteating
 relative into tho guest chamber
 suggests. .--'Be careful about touching
 that chest, for it is filled with dynamite. "