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The Osceola times., 1878-03-30
Us~fui aud sagueast>~.

To CuRE LICE ON PLANTs.-Tske
SCOT from the ohimney-pIace a table.
spoonful around the roots OF your plants
also wash your plants in soapsuds,
To MAKE BUTTER yellow IN WIN.
TER.-Just before the termination oil
churning, put in the yolks OF eggs, and
the butter will be as yellow as gold.
IN applying lime to the bsrn-ysrd or
stable manure it should he air'slacked.
Caustic lime has tendency TO draw
out the ammonia, and should never be
applied on the dung pile Prairie
Farmer.
A VERY fair oak stain may be produced
by equal parts of potash and pearlash,
say two ounces OF each to about quart
water. Keep 1t corked up in bottle,
ana it is always ready for Use | IL strikes
too d, ep color, add more water
RUsr IN TIN.-To prevent rusting of
tin, rub fresh lard over every part o. the
dish and them put il in hot oven and
heat il thoroughly. Thus treated, and
tinware may be used in water constantly
and remain bright and free from the rust
indefinitely.
LADIES are now making rugs that
closely resemble the popular but expen-
sive Turkish variety. They select yard
and half OF some rich dark pattern OF
Brussels carpet and ravel it out, then
with two coarse steel needles they knit
up these ravelled threads.
CURE FOR CHILBLAISs.-Those who
are afflicted with chilblains can he cured
OF them by holding the afflicted parts to
live Goals a. long m they can stand it /;
about the same manner A. one would
toast bread, Protect the unaffected parts
of the foot with cloth OF any kind. A
few applications will effect a permanent
cure.
SrocK.--Humanity demands that the
best OF attention he given to live stock.
To keep every animal we'll fed. clean and
comfortable Is profitable and kindly
act. Cows should not be allowed to
stand or lie in fifth. Any animal kept
in such a condition Is a Disgrace to any
man and q uirect injury to his pocket
book.
SoMI cpe wants t. know how TO make
good apple dumplings. Try this recipe
To one quart Of 6our sdd two teaspoons
Of baking powder, q pinch OF sslt, one
tablespoon lard; make same - usual
Instsad Of boiling, place them In
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30

The hand that rocks the cradle"
paiats Jugs. When we began this we
were going to say something real mean
and sarcastic about the concentration of
all the womanly intellect and ambition
ia the United States upon the labor of
painting vague atrocities on Jugs and
things, when we happened to remember
how many women's brothers and hus-
bands we had seen wasting their brain
tissues and devoting long patient months
to the coloring of a meerschaum pipe no
bigger than a cork, and We hastily
dropped into the lame and harmless con-
clusiOn noted above.
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30

The American export trade il assum-
ing larger proportions with each sue
ceeding month, and is destined to set our
financial matters all right in spite of the
Congressional wranglers Among the
piano exports to Europe and the South
American states the popular firm OF Geo.
Stack & CO., of New York, figures large
ly, because their instruments have gained
the reputation OF standing the most Sc
we're climate better than those of their
competitors.
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30
Kidney Complaints.

CiSusNArI, Ohio, March ~, ls77.
II. Il. sT,ytNs.
Dear sir-I have used your NEGETINE for some
time, and can truthfuy ray 1t has been great
benefit to aud to those suffering from diseases Of
the Kidneys oheerfuily recommendit
Respectfully, %. n. SMITH.
Attested to by X. u. Ashheld. Druggist cor.
Eighth and Central Avenues
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30

Mothers Mothers y Mothers Il! Don't fail 70
procure Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for all
diseases incident to the period OF teething in
children. II relieves the child from pain, cures
wind colic,regulstes the bowels, and, by giving
relief and health to the child gives rest to the
mother. II is an old and weil.tried remedy.
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30
a Hpliablp Article.

II is a pleasure TO commend an srIicle OF
thoroughly reliable character, and we do not
hesitate to do 20 in speaking OF DooLKYs
YEAST POWDER which an experience OF over
ten years convinces us is the best and most
reliable baking powde in the nsrket
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30
The greatest D,.covery Of the Age

is DR.. Tobias celebrated Venetian Liniment
80 years before the public, and warranted TO cure
Diarrhea, Dysentery, Collie, a1d spasms, ,afen IN
ternally; and Group, Chronic Rheumatism, Sore
Throa,s, Cuts Bruises, Old Sores shd Pains In the
Limbs, Back and Chest, externally. u has never
Jailed No family will ever be Wit thoui II after once
giving II fair trial Price, 40 cts. Ds. TOBIAS
VENETIAN HORSE LINIMENT. In Pint Bottles,
at One Dollar, Is warranted superior TO any ether
or NO PAY, for the cure OF Collie, Cuts, Bruises
Old Sores, etc. Sold by ali Druggists. Depot--lO
Park Place New York
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30
ReIlnhle Rlnck liaaaA

The dry goods house OF B. F. Devices, 725
ChsstnutSt Phils. .,is sreceivingordersfort their
celebrated brand Of Black Cashmere, "Drsp
D'Ete Cschmire" These goods, recently in.
troduced," are very popular, and the best i'm
ported. Prices soc. to 81. Samples sent free.
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30

INTERMITTENT fsver o, tever and sgue
is a common and sometimes fatal complaint
oa bottom lsnds, and we strongly advise to
thoss living in such localities HoNK sfon.
AcH BrrKHa- Prepared BY the Home bitters
CO., St. Louis, No,
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30

MORE than three-quarters Of century
has elapsed since Johnsons Anodyne Lini.
meut was invented, and il is to-day the most
widely known as well a. the most valuable
Internal and external remedy in the world.
No family should be without il . day.
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30
Kidney Complaints,

Diseases Of the kidn.ys, Bladder, etc, are always
unpleasant. and At times they become the most dis
tressng and daugeroui diseases that can snect the
human system. Most diseases Of the Kidneys arise
from impurities Of the blood, causing humors which
settle on these parts. NEGETINE eNcels any
known remedy In the whole world for cleansing and
purifying the blood, thereby causing a healthy
action to all the organs Of the body.
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30

1T is said by reliable persons that
Sheridan's Cavalry Condition Powders fed
sparinvly to laying mems will increase the
quantity Of eggs two-fcld. Tryit. II won't
,ssos, p,uch
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30
Kidney Complaints.

CIScIssATI, who, March u, 1871.
mr.. ". Il. STEVENS
Dear sir-I have been a great sufferer from Kidney
Comp plant, and fter the use Of few bottles OF
yEGETINE hnd myself entirely cured, gained
sixteen pounds in flesh while taking the yEGE
TINE. will cheerfully recommend 1t.
Yours truly, W. AkCHER,
No. 331 West sixth Street.
The Osceola times., 1878-03-30

S.ssblissed ~ yssrs Away egres. Aivsys
ready. Aivsys hsadv. Hes never yet .iIsd, rA1ry
r,sitso~s Asss sasssS \. Tue whole world approves
the siortccs old nustsns-ths Best sad UAsspsst
finimsnt u slsesaos. u osats . bottls. ne
Nussans Linsnsss earss when nothing slss Will
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09

The masses of the people in the
Republican ard the Democrat party
are honest and patriotic. They desire
to do right. If they are permitted
to act coolly and without prejudice
they will do right. To these peo>
pie we shall go regardless of the
sneers of the Ttmes--regardless of
the mean charge of hypocrisy" as
brought against US by that paper.
and ask them in the coming election
TO have their senses about them, 10
exercise cool, de liberate judgement.
to act for themselves and their couR-
try, and to vote for the very best
men, whose names are. before them
for judges, regardless of their party
affinities. -
That sort of talk may strike the
Times as Hypocrisy" but the aver
age honest man will say it is pretty
good sense. and he will be apt TO
act accordingly. 1t is sad thing
that people should be born cross
eyed, but we can't help it. Being
honest ourself, we can talk plainly
to honest men and they will believe
what we say. We don't want any
partisan Judges IN this country, and
We shalI not call unon anv nOIitioaI
party to rally and elect any such.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
Recommended by the Press.

1t is a source of much pleasure and
qualification to notice articles as the
following which appeared in a recent
number Of the Patriot and Herald, pub
lishedas Marion, Yai
SEVEN SPRING Iron AND ALUM
Mass" This celebrated preparation is
daily adding to its, already justly won
celebrity. From all sections of the
country, we receive the most favorable
accounts of It's great efficacy. It has
been used with the most satisfactory
results by a greatnumber of oureitizens,
for various diseases, such as Soar Throat,
Erysipelas. Dyspepsia and variety of
chronic affections. Nearly every one
who has tried 1t, speak of it as wonder
full specific. AS for my own experience,
/ can truly say, that have never found
such a speedy and effective remedy for
disordered stomach and Sick Headache.
If properly used 1t will certainly relieve
these unpleasant complaints in an as
tonishingly brief space of time. With
our personal knowledge of its medical
virtues, and knowing the source from
whence it is obtained, as we'll as a per-
sonal acquaintance with the manufac-
lures, we can confidently recommend
its use to any who may be afflicted as a
safe and reliable family medicine,
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
Clothing for All.

Mr. Jos. T. McTeer, the popular cloth
Ter of Knoxville, is now thoroughly pre-
pared for the fall trade, having an ex-
Just suited to the East Tennessee trade,
as he has no superior in the business, be-
ing thoroughly posted in regard TO the
wants of the people in East Tennessee
in the clothing line. Country mer-
chants should visit this establishment
whenever they are in that city, and we
feel confident that they can get bargains.
In the merchant tailoring department
the best of workmen are employed and
the finest of piece goods are being used
and perfect fits are guaranteed. Give
him a call.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09

On meeting friend the first inquiry
is always regarding his health. Why?
Because health is of the first considera
ton; yet many viii sit in a cold, damp
theater regardless of week lungs and
hacking cough. Discard some of the
ephemeral pleasures of the day, such as
theater- going, cigar smoking, &C., and
invest your small change in something
that will be a lasting benefit. For in
stance, Coussens' Compound Honey of
Tar costs only 90 cents, and will cure
your Couch, Cold, and all diserses of
the Throat and Lungs Try it. For
sale by w. P. Carriger, Morristown,
Tenn.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
Sept. 5, 1877

The following note was picked up on
the street yesterday, can be had by call
ing at this office:
DEAR JOSH Please come home. We
need you very much, as several sad ac-
cidents have befallen us. John sprained
his ankle badly, and Sarah's frosted feet
are troubling her. My corns are in
crossing in number and severity, and the
knots on our mules back. are growing
larger. Uncle Dick is laid up with the
Rheumatism, SO do come home, and
bring bottle of Coussenis lightning
Liniment, which is successfully used by
all of our neighhors. for each of the
above Affections. You can bny it al
any drug store for so cents bottle
MARY.
For sale by W. P. Carriger, Morris
town, Tenn
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
Astonishing Success.

1t is the duty of every person who has
used BosCHEE's GERMAN SYURP to let
its wonderful qualities be known to
their friends in curing Consumption,
severe Coughs, Asthma, Pneumonia, and
in fact all throat and lung diseases. No
person can use it without immediate re-
lief. Three doses will relieve any case,
and we consider it the duty of all Drug
gists to recommend it to the poor dying
cOnsumptive, at least to try one bottle,
as 40, 900 dozen bottles were sold last
year, and no ore case where it failed was
reported. Such medicine as the GER
MAN SYRUP cannot be too widely known.
Ask your Druggist about it. Sample
Bottles to try sold at 10 cents. Regular
size rs cents. For sale by w. p. Car
riger.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
The Lamar House.

The undersigned having released the
above popular Hotel, -begs leave to in
form his friends and patrons, and es-
pecially the travelling public, that he is
now prepared to accommodate his guests
in the best and most approved style.
The House will be fully renovated and
the table will always be supplied with
all the delicacies of the season. In fact
it will be his endeavOr to make the La
mar House second to no Hotel in the
South. Polite walters and the best at
tendance will be secured the guests.
Passengers will be conveyed to and
from the depots free of charge.
JOHN SCHERF,
Proprietor.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
INSOLVENT AND NON-RESI-
DENT NOTICE.

In ohancery at Morristown.-George w Dyer,
Administrator of John s. Dyer, deceased, VS..
George w. Huntsman, Guardian and others.
Clerk and Masters Office, December Rules, 1877.
IT APPEARING TO THE MAS
d ter, from the Amended Bill fled in this case,
which is to- that the insolvency of the estate
OF John S. Dyer, deceased, has been suggested by
his said administrator required by law and that
said administrator files said Amended Bill to the
end that his said intestateg estate be administered
in this court, aud prays for publication, &c., in
of iAzolvent estates. 1t is therefore ordered
by the Master, that the nonresident defendant to
said Amended Bill, ]. G. W. Courtney, and all
other persons having claims against said estate,
appear and file the same with the Clerk and
Master of this court, duly authenticated, and have
themselves made parties to said Amended Bill on
or before
The Sth day Of Nay, 1873,
which, if not filed on or before that day, or before
an appropriation of the funds of said estate Is
made, shall be forever barred both in law ana
equity. 1t is further ordered by the Master, that
this notice be published for four consecutive
weeks in the Morristown GAZETTE. This Decem-
her 3d. 1877.
true copy Test:
dec5w4prsf Sc JOHN MURPHEY, G. s. NJ.
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We sO0aIld be glad If those kn0a0Sng them
selDes indebted to this office for subscription,
advertising or job work, Mould either call
and settle or forlcGrd as the amount through
the mail. We need the money! We dislike
to make these public calls, but necessity COM
pels, and zoe hope for a generous response
upon the part Of all eotO can possibly. II
not Convenient to remit the qobOIe amount,
send ao1sat y0u can, and stimulate our faith
IN gOaSr indi05d,taJ honesty as to the rest.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
PHOTOGRAPH
AND
FINE ART GALLERY
Over NIoCRARY 3 HARRIs0N,a

over AICChAkG HARRISONfS.
Being convinced that the people of this section of
country DESTROYS of obtaining GOOD PIC
TURES, and feeling assured that I viii receive a
liberal support, take pleasure in informing the
people generally that / am Prepared to make Pho
TOGRAPHS, GEMS, -AABROTYPES and ZERO
TYPES of Life-size Also, am prepared to make
Photographs and other pictures of Iife.size. COP
led from old ones. DAGUERREOTYPES or other
kind of Pictures and photographs made and color
ed in India Ink, Crayon or Water Colors. Picture
Cases and Frames always on hand. Now is the
tune to secure your LIKENESS-don't put it Off
the old folks won't get any younger, and may not
get much older. The young folks get no prettier
By age the sweethearts need no suggestion from
memo one knows but that this is their last on
portunity ever to SIT FOR A PICTURE again
Then don't pat it off. The quality is good, ana
one is expected to pay for his Picture unless it
rs GOOD Particular attention paid to COPYING
old Pictures. INSTRUCTIONS given in the Art. ana
apparatuses furnished at moderate charges /
wonld bS pleased to have all call and examine
whether wanting Pictures or not.
THOMAS I'D. BAYLESS.
May 16, TIFF.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
Special Notice.
Advice in Season.

Exposure begets cold. With the
cold comes a cough. A cough neglect
ed, is consumption, which means death.
Beware how you neglect the cough, as
your life may pay the forfeit, for at first
a simple remedy removes what medical
science is unable to cure when neglected
too long. Medical men think no medi-
cine has yet been discovered which will
cure cough as quickly as symphyx.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
rheumatism Quickly Curedo

'Durang's Rheumatic Remedy" the
great Internal Medicine, will positively
cure any case Of rheumatism on the face
of the earth. Price 81 bottle, six bot
ties, So. Sold by all Druggist. Send
for circular TO Helphenstine g. Bently,
Druggists, Washington, ID. G. Sold by
druggists in Morristewn and wholesale
in Nashville. 6m
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
ST. NICHOLAS FOR 1878,

Besides Miss Aeotts serial for Girls and the three
serials for Boys to follow each other in rapid sue
cession, will contain short serial story by the
author of 90 The Seh@nberg-Cotta Family" and
an article, " Around the v ord in Yacht, Boys y
has been promised by a brilliant ritter, now on
the actual tour of the world in his own yacht.
There will be contributions by Daughter of the
Americans by
GEORGE MACDONALD.
The ssHow'' Series of instructive papers tv
various authors, viii tell tsHow'' to bind yotr owl
books; ''How' they mine coal; ''How'' to enjoy
yourselves at home; s'HowH to be an agreeable
guest; Glow" to entertain company Glow" to be
carpenter; 'Hew" TO make an ice-boat; Chow"
to build house; ''How" India rubber is gathered.
tsHowr matches made; ssHowp money is made;
How" nackeFel arc caught; Chow they laid the
Atlantic cable; "How" they mine in California;
parlor magician, etc. There viii be also a series
of stories and sketches Of Foreign Life.
TRAVEL AND ADVENTURE.
such as sold Nicolai' "a Russian story), "a Day
among thesWelsh Castles" Easter In Germany y
ssThe Indians Of the Amazon, - 'sIIow Kitty was
Lost in a Turkish Bazaar (" ttA1aster MontezumaD IA
Mexican story, 'sHansa, the Lapp Maiden and
many others.
ssJack-in-ihe-Pulpit," @Young Contributors De-
Letter Box, " Riddle Box p and ssFor
Verv Iittia Folks - will be continued
The four bound volumes of st. Nicholas already
published are the most wonderful, beautiful and
attractive Christmas Present for Young People.
Each volume is complete in itself. Vols. and 2,
b3. 90 each; vols. and 4, 8. 90 each.
subscription Price, $500 Year, postage paid.
Single copies, Is cents each
~ Sold by all Booksellers & Neys-Dealers.
scR1BNER CO., 7Es Brcadwayt N.y.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
Something Firm.
From the Knoxville Chronicle.

In these times, when the Pattersons
and ConOVers, forsake and turn back on
the party which give them position, and
when the old earth itself trembles and
shakes, there is satisfaction in knowing
that there is one thing at least which is
still and always the same. The Great
Cough Remedy, Symphyx, goes on heal
ing and to heal, the same as ever.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
FOR SALE.
A small Farm

- y III q 4 4 = . 4 M
Lying one mile from MOrristown, on
the Cincinnati, Cumberland Gap and
Charleston railroad, containing 90 acres.
Has a good cottage house, good barn,
good small orchard, and running water
1t is desirable location and will be sold
very cheap. Apply at this office.
oct 10-tf
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
OYSTERS! OYSTERS! !

Fresh oysters, selected, per can. scots.
Fresh oysters, best, do -. 40 cts
Fresh oysters, in bulk, from 80 to so
cents per quart.
Orders by mail promptly filled.
Address, p. KERN,
nov 21-tf KNOXVILLE, TENN.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09

Our estimable fellow-countyman, Col.
John Pryde, and his family, have the
sincere sympathies Of their friends In
addition to the shocking death of his
dnughter-in-law and her infant, as else
where given, his son, John Pryde, was
brutality murdered at Town Creek, Ala,
on Christmas day. 1t is stated that John
Pryde killed man, in self-defense, the
day before, and the superstition Is that
the friends Of this man IN turn killed
Pryde.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09
IN THE GREAT CAUSE OF
Il U M A N NJ IS ER Y.
~ pa6Iiahed y q seaEad Eagelope. FIX
sTs Gents.

Sic Gents.
Lecture on the Nature, Treatment and Radi-
cal cure Of Seminal Weakness or Spernatorrhoea,
induced by self abuse, Involuntary emissions.
Impoteney, Nervous Debility aud IH1pedimenta
to marriage generally consumption, epilepsy and
fits; Mental and Physical Ineapaeify etc by Robert
J CuIverwe1 NJ D., author Of the ss6reen Book, .
etc.
The world renowned author, in this admira-
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eneetha the awful consequences of Self ABUSE
may be effectualy removed without medicine, and
without dangerous surgical opera tons, bougies IN
strunents, rings, or cordials; pointing out mode
of cure at once certain aud effeetual, By which
every sufferer, matter what his condition may
be, may himself cheapy, privately and radi-
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rg- This Lecture win prove boon to thou
sands and thousands.
Sent under SEAL in plain envelope, to any
address, on receipt Of six cents, or two postage
stamps. Address the publishers,
THE cULyERWELL MEDICAL CO.,
Il Ann st., New York P, 0. Box 1855.
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Jon PRINTING.

For Cards. Circulars, niT-Heads, Letter-Headas
Envelopes, Tags, Dodgers. Posters or Panphlet
Work, caIl At the GAzEryR once and examine spe
cinens ana pricus. we dnplicats Knoxville Or AIRY
other hills.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1878-01-09

ALEXANDER H STEPHENS uses s'Du
rang's Rheumatic Remedy for rheuma-
tism. It never fails. Ask him.
now '77-6m
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