The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-08-09
FEMININE

bNAN
it talks back.
A schoolmistress is said to be a strap
ping woman In the eyes Of her pupils.
Young ladies in Nice say their filtration!
may be naughty, but they're Nice.
Break the news gently. John Sherman
has been vindicated by another mans wife.
Lady ION a shopping excursion)-"Oi
dear, that blanket is much too good
want it for charitable purposes"
A young lady being recommended to ex
ercise for her health, said she would iumr
at an offer and run her own risk.
Mary Walker asserts that the Venus do
Medici never wore corsets. OF course not
She didn't wear anything, her wardrobe
was ~tore-so.
TO LADY WITH A PAIR OF GLOVES.
Fairest, to thee 1 send those gloves:
II yon love mo leave out the g,
Ana make a pair of loves.
Love is deaf as well as blind. IL it wasn't,
now could the tendrils of a woman's affec'
uon wind themselves about the man WHO
talks through his nose.
The man without a memory has zone to
the Paris Exhibition. So his washerwomaii
told US this morning. His account remain,
behind, hut 1t is used 10 being there.
An honest Fifcshire lass. seeing a comet
Tor the first time. called out to a neighbor
" Hech, sir, come and see n new star that
hnsna gotten tail cuttit aft yeti"
Totty (archly): " And so you've never
been in love before? Astonishing - Hor.
ace oh, no. 1t would have been aston
ishing if had, since l had never seen you
before"
Nine young ladies' accepted seats in a
crowded Madison avenue car YESTERDAY
without once saying . thank you, sir" What
a lack of poliieness, to say nothing of IN
gratitude
Marked by extremes, dear DoIly'- beauty bears
Lives op~postes-youth's blossom and gray hairs;
Meet signs for one in whom. combined, arc seen
VISIONS ripe fruit and roses Of nineteen.
1t is the confession of u widower, who
has been thrice married, that the first wife
cures a mans romance, the second teaches
him humility, and the third makes him q
philosopher.
They met: that is, she went to the store,
And made him tnrn his department DER
Til he vanished behind the goods, and then
She pleasantly said she would call agnin.
A lady in East Baltimore, who has a gar
den and raises many chickens, shoes her hens
to keep them from scratching. A piece Of
stout cloth sewed around their feet is all
sufficient. 1l|
Lady hope your little grandson took
all that beef-tea 1 sent, Mr.. Stubbles."
MIR. S--"Ne'er a drop would he take, mum,
and the milk and sugar as / put in, you
wouldn't credit"
The wicked stand in slippery places"
but for a perfect picture of reckless Unseen.
rity, you want to look at a frightened woman
trying to stand on a campstool to keep out
OF the way Of a mouse
NJ You're n false cruel wretch, not n year after
To try to degrade me, and put down heoarrfaoe "
H"ssdnd; "A lady, my dear was the answering
is known by her carnage, but not by her COACH
A bashful young man applied to his vii
lage paper for information on the import
ant subject, "How to win a woman's love"
The reply was, kiss the babies, caress the
cat, and pay strict attention to the old lady,"
There is a woman ffty-two years old in
Laurens County, Ga, who had never seen a
railroad till q week ago, md who has never
yet been twenty-seven miles from home.
She is supposed to be a relative Of Dom
Pedro.
Don't thank goodness, when you see half
a dozen urchins making it lively for your
~neighboring sisters, that they are not yours.
" " = huOW hOW MUCH luu IL Ii 10 De
welloping them with q slipper or dosing
them with paregoric.
The Common people are much attached
To tho cs;rmon law, still exert the privilege
of beating .,,cii wives; and women in the
lover ,ranlA Of life If she falls in love with
\ mar, is liable, after marriage, to be a
good deal struck by him.
wo,nas prostitutes herself at the foot of
the argnst and inajestic altar Of Love, in
utter humility and abandonment. Man,
afar OF, iookA upon her with awe and rever-
enec and lares rat approach her she, also,
outside herself, gaycs apon herself, and
docs nol comprehend herself.
A FemAie Herculus." q native of
France, is to b. sen In London. One of
her feats is to liz: up an anvil by the hair
of her head, and then have the same anvil
placed on her Lieast while three smiths
Gorge q horseahoe with their hammers, she
talking and singing au the while.
Shall l Il help You to u light ?" asked a
city exquisite Of u muscular country girl, who
WINS about to get out of n wagon that had
Just come up to the porch of u rural tavern.
She jumped FROM The wagon and indig.
nantly exclaimed What do you mean (
You don't thiuk ] ,r.oEc, do your"
If the wife be j, Ccbt before marriage,
The husband. in p:.hin2 love to the lady,
has been actually counting the c~ognovits
she may have enterea into, and if the wife
is under an Obligation .af which she might
DC legally attached, the husband finds him
self the victim Of upfo tcnate attachment.
A man in a church fai, who had n fifty
cent bowl of oyster stow, suddenly rose in
excitement md ,.ogun 10 pull off his coat
and vest. "Why 90 you do that ?" asked
the piors frau ltdy who took the fifty
cents. ''Why. great heavens Z" he cried,
"therc is i littl', oyster away down in there.
and I'm going to disc for it,"
The Detroit FREQ Press says that women
can puff their own hair without calling for
the aid of ncwspapors. Perhaps they can
but when they want TO puff the rear of
their dresses the. frequently call in the
aid of the press, ard make considerable
hustle abont it, too.-T orristoien Herald.
At Pathhcad n boy who had charge of a
very stubborn ard self wille6 donkey was
one day beating it numerically, because OF
its unwillingness to go, when tho minister
of tho parish coming up ccnsured him foI
his cruelty. The boy resented tho inter.
ference, but tho minister continued to re.
~n,onstrate, till the boy rudely exclaimed
I'm sur yon medina care It's name o
your congregation"
In Paris jokes on the Exhibition are i,
order. A widowed mother Of penurious
hnbits, with IN only son. is reported tc
have caleb on a physician in reference &c
her hoy's health. She described his symp.
toms. among which was want of appetite.
The doctor said it was only the lassitude q
spniag. Let Inc treat him, and l vii