Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1878-02-14

W We ItCDHlulNu w tilt lduleS To ado
a double row of pristles to the end o
their skirts. ThY will sweep the street,
much cleaner TIL ID silk.
Our ancestoI the monkeys couldn't
have been so ilnorant after all, Mr..
Darwin. They vere all educated in the
higher brancheF- Y. Com. Ady
But did they knN how to harangue-a-
tangled audienc
The fact thE IA country editor re-
Gently visited jn Francisco and re-
,,,airod ,,a,eo,',f Sober during his STAY.
l''i,, - Il" of that city charac-
t teri :, 'l i ~ new and disgracefu
sellNes - - lalism.
having a friend hung
IN lrlshniitwrote to his friends,
- snls countryst that, after addressing
49, INNS 'iielh citizens, the scaffold
~, ''' -, ~ ~, 'i gave way, owing to
", i,i "lil 81 e le s'os broke his neck.
Wit - ful leveller Time is /!
conono In P,, ,ti' son is serving in the
Sa I,,a'" ro,.ia, 100 the colored cadet.
NJ EGSt -" ne ebony greets the
,saa,i n LII - Ky subaltern dimes at
r." anu t.it t' with the fair-haired.
s,,o o 49, ca I'LL III Beast Butler. Pos
sibly this item msharan he fsI az : eilo "a, al
ro59n,.ta r llSiI ~ IN Washington and
aII III .e-0 Sf1i'ol Ssss as a mud-throw-
H., elif fty-lackass power. y
Boston Journal
sfactory to know that
a. - Us. - V9ly pa force in the English
t .aio 9oNoio avs rds dress are being
gradually modifian VIZ not - u ei, =
and travellers, eHes;ral,losoats 90 - iuii
dress, can obtain ! l,,d;,.ro',S 80, VIC
IN ~ a,,a,. at Covent Garden by
s ,.oad" .. cue o Hi variation from the
i1..'om Io,n ,5lich prevails at that
in ti';,'n on NV t,sAsubject of dress.
had condnoted IA American lady and
her son to frsr--..ife "a. sslS SfSe 1srrSr. Z
youth of eighteeS was refused admit
lance on the sco;j of not being in even
nlng dress. Renphstrance was useless
and after conduEging the lady to her
box, started wiz my young friend in
cab in search bf dress-coat. We
proceeded to my brothers. lodgings.
about half a mile Of, and ransacking his
effects discovered the coveted article
but my brother being tall, stout man,
his coat fitted my slim youth great
deal too much. so that when he appeared
in the crush room once again, he, with
his cults turned up and tails trailing on
the ground, LOOKED a great deal more
like the : Artfus Dodger than | liked
neither did | like the tittering of the
other people in the room. But the
angel at the gate was forced to acknowl-
edged that thatSwas evening dress, .
and we passed intqthe grateful obscurity
OF the box, a figure of fun indeed.
CERAMICs.-Some women are 10th to
credit their husbands with good inten-
tons, or to give Them the credit due
their genius and enterprise. Such
lives on Adams avenue. She
was fairly crazy about Ceramics, but in
lhe midst of her p{ Htery deeorations she
was summoned tesENew England to see
| dying relative t& Her husband, good
oul, decided toA.xramic that house to
he most com - @fextent during her
ABSENCE, and ae Invested enough money
= Y fancy Transfer Pictures to have bought
3 Dc ",ii ~ eo He pasted old
aanad az ae'e aaas ~ Ehe newell-posts, bor
1870 ,o,s - Il; tof the stairs, had
hi extension tah fnbing up each leg of
on each nanel If Ie, pasted an alligator
tumbl;ng over eadyery door, had sailors
nitcher ran ! bssh other on the water
board Of the narl1der along the base
with red roses. belr, pasted the teapot
with lean docs rn,l ordered all the mirrors
and oummed thdning after fat rabbits,
horse on the back. head OF trottlng
panels in the bedaot every chan. The
giraties reaching tteads blossomed with
lows, and serpentbut for weeping will
legs of the piano 4 trained around the
at small mules Wind shot mad chances
air. Eth their heels in the
Some men woul
and waited to be id have stopped here
to gdatted on the back and
waited only LONG 4 ahead. This man
supply of picturednough to lay in new
He whacked doAand make some paste.
kettle two or Then giraffes on the tea
;ntant ~ ooing dee of whom seemed
: 2 10 the spout, fastened
an elepisthI " III handle OF the spider.
and made the ST. ye-boiler fairly howl
with its burden o. camels marching up
and down with t,sfir backs bumped up.
u xnols had been Orna-
,nented with the 1 9hIz of Queen Eliza
beth, and the faInily camphor bottle
u'i's Dsen made tpi e groundwork for a
tb ls'. sh.,,r ouli-1ghIN the husband threw
md his paste-pailaf khlVes' TWO spoons
md waited for hA over the alley fence
trrived the otheEs wlte's return. She
home in carriaofr day. He sent her
waited an hour Il from the depot, and
Ter. When he TILT so before following
thoroughly insped ought she had time to
Iome Several hit his work he went
he walk, and as lroys were playing on
)cking the frontnhe husband was I'M
hand sp1h door they saw
is collar and n le denly reach out, seize
is heels twinL-Is laul in on him, and as
lied with emat;n, "a in the air, voice
" I'll paste rhid's called Out i,
gu can't wink - iioceroses on you tiii
They are in a sod
ley are scraping 4 ape ~ eha In nouse -,
to eternity. FL ceramics p iron ear'h