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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02

Who wants to kiss a girl if he knows
she's got to let him, and he knows he's
got to go it, and every body's looking on
to see fair play? No, sir, that takes all
the life out of it. The way to do is tc
catch her of hand and tear the gathers
out of her dress, and pull the ribbons to
pieces, and knock her back hair down,
and hear her say, "O!'' all to yourself,
and then go away to a quiet place and
think il over
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02

IMPORTANr TACN.-Farmers.F Fam
lilies and Others purchase Remedy equal to DR..
TOBIAS VENETIAN IMMINENT for the cure Of
Cholera Diarrhooea, Dysentary. Group Collie. and Sea
see oath accompanying each botte and externaly for
Chronic Eheu%atism Headache nGothaGhe Sore
Biteso d Sres Pains in the limbs back and Chest he
vESErI N L1NEMEET was introduced il 1874 and
stating that if it wrs ten dollars bottle they would
not be without it; Thousands Of certificates can be
properties Sold by the Druggists at 40 css Depot ~
Murray Street, New York. -.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02

From 8. N. Pettengill, of Salisbury, Mass. -
sold more boxes Of GRAcE's SALvE during the
last four months than of any other like prep
aration in my store; in fact it is the only Salve
for which there is any sale. This bespeaks
the confidence of the public in its virtues and
is in my opinion a valuable recommendation
OF its healing properties.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02

CLOCK WORK IS NOT more regular than the
liver, the stomach, and the bowels when they
are put in order with DIR. Morris VEGETABLE
LIVER PILLS a supremely effective and safe
Alternative, cathartic and blood depurent Which
promotes thorough bilious secretion, a regu-
lar habit of body, sound digestion and nerv-
GUS tranquility. It is the best possible sub
stitute for that terrible drug, mercury. For
sale by all Druggists.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02
FELLOWS HYPOPHOSPHITES

Is adapted TO- diseases which are produced by loss of
viz:
Consumption. Bronchitis, Asthma Whooping Cough
Aphnia, ough Nervo sness, Men al Der ression Neu
raiga, E, ileptic Fits ST. Vitus Dance, Nervous De
b ity, Chronic Darn oea. leucorrhoea Fever and
Aeue, Marasmus Dy pepsi Diphthe tetic Preservation
Diseases produced By overt the Min grief
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02

. For upwards Of thirty years MRS. WINS
LOWS SHOOTING SYRUP has been used
for children with never falling success. It
corrects acidity OF the stomach, relieves wind
collie, regulates the bowls, cures dysentcry
and diarrhea whether arising from teething
or other causes. An old and well tried rem
edY IS cts hnttla
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02
Fatrba..k, scales.

Numerous foreign governments, as Russia.
Cuba, Siam, Japan, &C., have adopted the
Fairbanks standard Scales for Government
use, and in the last four years only, our own
government. in the post Office, war and treas
ury departments, have bought over II 900.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02
Old are does not prevent you from being
cured of your Heart Disease. Mr.. Thompson

cured of your Heart Disease. Mr.. Thompson
says: #
~ have had Palpitation of the Heart for
ten years. Two years ago had paralytc
stroke; since then have been troubled very
much worse. found no relief until had
used DR.. Graves HEART REGULA OR.
have used it for four mouths; the palpitation
has entirely left me. I was so bad at times
that could not breathe freely, and used to
have faint, sinking feeling; was SO bad that
/ could not sleep, and had to get up and
walk around in order to get breath. feel
entirely well of all my heart troubles, and
would advise all afflicted with Heart Disease
to use it. am seventy years of age, and
live in Bakersville. JAMES THOMPSON, Man
chester, N. H.,
Send your name to F. E. ENeALLLs, Con.
cord, n. H., for = circular containing testi.
monials of cures, &C.
Dr. Graves HEART REGULATOR is fol
sale by druggrusts at so cents and 81 per
bottle.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02
q Awards to America at Paris.

The cable announces m ost of the prizes won
at Paris. The Howe Scale Co. must feel sat.
listed with their share. They take the gold
class IS, the, only award TO any scale manu-
facturer), and the bronze medal in class "a (the
highest in that class).
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02
Cottaee gingerbread.

Take one cup of butter snd lard melted to.
gNher, and one cup of New Orleans molasses;
sti. into this one cup each of sugar and cold
water, two large teaspoonfuls ginger, two
Is gs beaten, and four cups of -four, having in
t. three large tcaspoonfuls DooLEY's YEAST
POWDER. Bake in moderately hot oven.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02

Nearly all diseases that afflict humanity or
iginate in the stomach, liver or bowels, and
might be prevented If people would use lit
tie common sense; but they will not. They
rather take Parsons P,srgatiue Pills, because
one is q dose. AI
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02
another Fat Man ,seduccd.

H.A KUFUs, dealer in dry-goodss, Wood
hull, ILL.,, writes BoTAN1c NJ D1o1NE Co, Buff
falo, N. Y, June 29d, 1878: "Gentlenaen =
Please find incloSed $500, for which send me,
bv express, Anti Fat. Ihaye taken one bot
tie and lost five and one-quarter pounds"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02

Rheumatism is the most painful and most
troublesome disease that affiicts humanity. It
comes when we least expect it and when we
have no time to be interviewed by it. The
only reliable remedy that we ever found is
JOhnson's Anodaul 7ai1,aen,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-10-02

To cleanse and whiten the teeth, to sweeter
the breath, use Browns Camphorated Sapona
ceous Dentifrice. Twentv-iv cents a bottle
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

DoN'T SCOLD. For the sake of your
children, don't DO it. 1t is great mis-.
fortune TO have children reared in the
presence and under the influence of a
scold The effect of the everlasting
complaining and fault finding of such
persons is to make the young who hear
it unamiablc, malicious, ca!lous hearted :;
and they often learn to take pleasure in
doing the very things for which they
receive such tongue lasLing. AS they
are always getting the blame o: wrong
doing, whether they DO it or not, they
think they might as we'll DO wrong as
right. They lose all ambition TO strive
for the favorable opinion Of the fault
finder, since they sec they always strive
in vain.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

a TALE OF Two DoGs.-Captain J
w. Johnson. Sheriff Of Greenbrier coun.
ty, relates touching incident illustra-
tive Of canine affection. The Captain
had on his farm in Greenbrier county q
couple Of dogs-an old dog and young
one. One day the old dog was missin g
and faithful search failed to disclose
the whereabouts of the beast. The young
dog was still about the premises, but as
often as fed was observed. instead of de-
vouring his food to carry it off. Final
ly the animal was followed to an old
stone quarry some distance from the
house, into which the old dog had fallen
and, being unable to eXtricate himself
remained a prisoner. The younger ami.
NAL had in the meanwhile been furnish
ing his ancient friend with his own food
and taking his chances for picking up a
stray bite here and there on the farm.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

LITTLE CoNJURERs.-''I am fond Of
children" said the late DR.. Binney i.
Il think them THE poetry Of the world.
the fresh flowers Of our hearths and
homcs-little conjurers, with their natu.
raj magic" evoking by their spells
wba. delights and enriches all ranks
and equ Allies the different classes Of
society. Often, as they bring with them
anxieties and cares. and live to occasion
sorrow and grief, we should get on very
badly without them. Only think, IL there
was never anything any where to be seen
but great grown-up men & women How
we should long for the sight OF little
child Every infant comes into the
world like delegated prophet, the har-
bingcr and herald of good tidings, whose
office it is Ito turn the fathers to the
children" and to draw 1.-The disobedient
TO the wisdom of the just" A child
! softens and puriies the heart, warming
! and melting it by its gentle presence !;
it cnriches the soil by new feelings, and
awakeus within what is favorable I'd
virtue. 1t is a beam of life, fountain
Of love and teacher whose lessons few
could resist. Infants recall! us from
much that engerders & encourages sell
fishness, freezes the affections, tottS he rs
the manners, indurates the heart they
brighten the home, deepen love, invig-
crate oxer:ion, infuse courage, and WV
ify and sustain the charities Of life.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12
The Great storm in Allegheny

Yauey-Ho,Gses and Crops Destroyed
DiMae, 10 a picaic pdrty-Tea per-
sons killed.
PITTSBURGH. PA, July 4.-The storm
which swept over this city and vicinity
this afternoon proves to have been the
most destructive one in loss or life and
property that has occurred here for
several years. In the City sever dl houses
were struck by Lightning and the food of
water did great damage, but no lives
we're lost. In the rural districts the great
est losses occurred. Houses and bridges
were washed away, and the crops were
greatly damaged. At Sandy Creek vii.
lage, twelve miles above this city. the
water rose TO depth Of four feet. and
carried everything before it. The house
of Abner Couner, containing himself
wife and child. Ira Long and man
named Boyd. and q stranger VINO had
stopped during the storm, was carried
away and all were drowned. The heav.
lest damage done was up the Allegheny
valley, where the storm was very severe
the rain being accompanied by high
wind and very large hail. Hail fell as
large as chestnuts, and many large trees
were uprooted:
Tie line Of the Allegheny Valley
, railroad was washed away in several
places and houses on low lands inunda-
ted. Several heavy washes occurred on
the West Pennsylvania railroad, and it
is reported that several persons were
drowned. The wind Upset many houses
and laid waste the fields of grain. Tue
most serious accident occurred at n
German Lutheran picnic at Ross Grove,
on the West Pennsylvania road. few
miles up the Allegheny, where large
tree fell on patty who had fed 10 it
for shelter. instantly killing ten and
seriously in)uring fifteen. some of whom,
II is feared. will die. The dead and in.
jured are all from the borough OF
Sbarpsburg.
Lightning struck the Vesta Oil Works
OF Lockhart. Frew & Co, at Negley's
Run, and they were entirely destroyed
A stable at East Liberty was struck by
lightning and three horses burned.
| LATER.-Of the fifteen injured at the
Ross Grove picnic four or five will
probably die. Mrs. Reed Miller and
daughter and the daugter Of the Luthe .
ran preacher were among the killed
The loss by the burning Of the Vesta
oil works will probably reach 500 900
Eighty thousand barrels of oil were
| DESTROYED.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

EF A young girl was struck blind in
Cleveland on Sunday night week. She
went to bed with eyes strong and in ex-
cellent health, During the night she
felt "a sort OF pricking" for second or
two about her eyes, and then q snap, as
if something had broken. These sensa-
tons were accompanied by no pain, and
after they had passed away there was
no uncomfortable feeling about the eyes.
In the morning she was stonc-blind.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

TIE FAMINE IN BRAziL.--From Bra.
iii comes the news that in three impor-
tant provinces the springs, brooks and
rivers have been dried up for many
months that crops do not grow, and
that people are perishing by many thou
sands. In the city of Aracaty, from the
10th Of February TO the 18th no less
than 664 persons died of hunger, and at
least 10000 people have persisted in the
province OF Cara alone since the begin
ming Of the calamity.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

Blunt But TRUE.-There is said TO
be n young man in the Missouri penitcn-
tary whose parents, NJ heir death, left
him fortune Of $4,000. There is
where has parents made fatal mistake
IF they had taken the precaution TO in.
vest that sum in small dog, and shot
him, and then had simply left the yontl
ajaCk-plane or a wood saw, with prin.
ted instructions how to use il. the chan
cos arc that, instead Of being in the pen
i;onLiary. he would to-day have been
gradually but surely working his way
up TO handsome competency and an
honorable old age Bot ever since the
days Of Adam and Eve. parents have
made IL point 20 toll and struggle all
their lives in order TO realize sufficient
sum Of money 70 purchase, when they
arc dead and gone. their sons each fret
class through ticket TO the devil, and it
is not much to be wondered at that 50
many OF their sons, reared in vice
and idlcness, rs too many OF them Of
Con are, Lave no higher ambition than
20 invest their Inheritance in just that
sort 81 transportation.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

E During n severe thunder storm on
Thursday OF last week picnic party
took refuge under tree ut Ross Grove,
near Pittsburgh, Pa. when the tree was
blown down. and ten Of the party were
killed and fifteen injured, several fatally.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12
Oh s. r. Upton.
PHI MUSICIAN AND SURGEON,
ROMNEY, w. VA.


All Sufferers from this uisease that are anxious
~ he cured should try DR. KISSNERS CELs-
hHATED CONSUWPTIvE POWDERS. These
'."iors are tho only preparation known that
Wi cure CoysuvproS and all diseases OF the
iH.'hT hNp LrSgs- indeed, 40 strong is OUT
.aI'1 10 them. and also 20 convince you that
'I,y are no humbug, we will forward 70 every
...H'r. hy mail pos, paid. free 7ri7i Bor
don want your money until you are
FffO'g satisfied of their curative powers. II
f..' 'I'a De- worth saving, don't delay in Civ
.a'sc Powders trial, a5 they will surely
.'.r r...
f'te. l,' large box. g. 90, sent 20 any part
Too Ir0isi States or Canada by mail on re-
o. 1873 %. Tr.e. Address.
ASH & ROBBINS,
aGu Fulton Street, BrOok'yn, y. 7.
~ ID L.-l liz
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

Total EcLIrsE OF THE SUN On the
goth, of July will occur an astronomical
event of the greatest interest-a total
eclipse OF the sun-which will be visi-
BILE generally throughout the United
States. The eclipse will be visible from
to o'clock in the afternoon. The
path Of totality in this eclipse runs dag
onally across the entire Of the Unit ed
States from Montana TO Texas; and is
between 100 and $50 miles wide.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

RESUMPTtoN.-It 10 stated ON the
very best authority that Secretary Sher.
man has decided to and will announce
the resumption OF specie payments by
the United States government on or be-
fore the lsJ of December next. The
law requires that resn mption shall take
place January l next. This action Of
the secretary, if taken. will be to inter-
cert congressional legislation on the
subject, which might be of such . char
acter rs to repeal entirely the resump-
ton law. or postpone for some time it's
being put into force. 1t is further inti-
mated that the secretary may announce
resumption at as early date as Angus
l next Wash. Star.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

Many have yielded TO go . mile
with satan who never intended TO 60
with him twain; but, when once on the
way with him have been invoiglcd fur.
Their and further until they know not
how to leave him Thus Inc leads poor
creatures down into the depths Of sin,
10y winding stairs so that they sec not
the bottom and onJ Of that TO which
they are going.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

IVA beautiful young heiress in Mos.
COW has married q beggar eighty six
years old. II has queer look at first;
but nothing could be more natural. Tile
young girl-she is only twenty-two-
could not enter into possession Of her
fortune until she was married and the
young men whom her guardian intro
duccd to her were cmpty-headed creat-
urcs, TO whom she was unwilling to
bind herself for life so she resolved TO
marry an old beggat and get the money
without sacrificing her independence
The old man was one of her pensioners,
and readily consented to marry her and
then keep out Of her way, retiring on q
comfortable allowance. All the beg
gars in town feasted and made merry
on The wedding night.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

ea| In Brookfield, Mass, barn took
fire from matches igniting in the pocket
of coat that was left hanging on peg
where friction was caused by the coat
swinging with the breeze.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

tVFcw better replies are upon record
than that OF the young polemic,ao whom
a bishop once said III you viii! tell
me where God is, will give you an
orange" III you will tell me where
lie is not. I will give YOU two" was the
child's answer.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

made man OF me. insisted on my
wife being a worker. and it's poor rule
that won't work both ways
Three days after the little village
church-but pshaw the intelligent rea.
der can guess the rest.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12
~ Nothing is easier than fault fin

Fl Nothing is easier than fault find.
ing No talent no seif.respect, no
brains, no character are required 10 sc t
MP in tho gruDbling business. But those
who arc moved by a genuine desire 10
DO good have little time TO murmur or
complain.
CT'Flics toll not. neither DO they
spin, yet they have the first taste OF all
the best gravics In the land,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12
SOUTH 8raaeh ahtelliseneer.
ROMNEY. FRIDAY, July IL, 1873.

@'One tenth Of the negroes who left
Charleston, s. c.. for Liberia some
months since, died on the voyage. and
the balance find little encouragement
in Africa.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

a SHOCKING DEATH-At n picnic
near Now London, Conn, on the Fourth
Of July, Mrs. Maxwell took refuge
from storm under large tree, which
n moment later was struck ny lightning
and shattered to atoms, instantly kill
ing the unfortunate woman. Her cloth
ing and hair were entirely burned Off.
her arms and legs scorched TO q crisp,
and her face and body horribly disfg.
ure1 and mutilatod. The lightning
which killed her also dug her grave, for
when the ball OF fire exploded it made
p hole six feet long and two or three
deep NJ her feet, and into this excava.
ton her remains fell. a number Of
other persons near by were thrown
down, and two ladies were paralyzed in
their lower limbs and unable TO walk.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

GUThc man who won't take paper
because hc can borrow ono. has invent.
ed n machine with which he can cook
his dinner by Che smoke Of bis neigh,
b0r's chimney
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12
300 Profit on 500

'sa any day in PpH 0nd C1i1, Iuvest &C..
..l''f '' your means SO, $50 or 500 in
'"f.Eass, has brought n small foOtune
.H' .vr'u. Investor We advise when and
7etrs 5iyrtY. Book with full ihlor-
....'N '"fys' Address orders by mail aud
..II Co.
ia NTIcIE * CO.,
"'.t.rs O. Brokers, Il Wall, 81. y. Y.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

EYTexas claims TO have three mill.
ions Of inhabitants. and to be the third
nov in population and the first in size
among all the States in the Union.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12
TERMS OF ADVERTISING (:

The rates of advertising are, for a square ten
lines) or less, OsE DOLLAR AND Fury Cents for
three insertions--larger ones in the same propor-
ton Each continuance 374 cents.
Quarterly, half yearly, and yearly advertise
rlea - inserted at liberal reduction the above
rates.
Yearly advertisers disseminating during the
wear will be charged regular rates.
No advertisement 10 be considered by the month
or wear unless specified on the Manuscrptor pre-
viously agreed upon between the parties.
Resolutions OF associations. communications OF
limited interest, and notices or deaths exceeding
rES LIsSs will TO charged i've cents per line.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12
South Branch Intelligencer.
william Harper, Editor.
O6ice, Corner Nain and GraceI Lane SIS.
RoMNEY, WEST VIRGINIA..
T 4 Il NJ 9 .

TWO DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS per
aunum-or TWO DoI.LARSif paid in advance.
No paper will he discontinued, except at the
option of the Publisher until all arrearages have
been settled.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

EVIf the microphone will roaily en-
able one TO hear flies walk and talk. the
grass growing. the ant calling to her
young, the grasshoppcrs cackle over
newly laid eggs, II IL can DO these and
other wonderful things. will 10, oh will
It sound "the whispers Of console nce2''
Ff so, it will revolutionIze the manage.
ment Of our corporations.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

DAT MEAL.--Liebig has chemically
demonstrated that oatmeal IS almost as
nutritious az the very best English beef
and that il is richer than wheaton bread
in the elements that go TO form bone
and muscle. Professor Forbes, Of Ed
inburgh. during some twenty years,
measured the breadth and height. and
also tested the strength Of both the arms
and lOius, Of the students in the univer.
sity--a very numerous class, and of
various nationalities. dfawn TO Bdin-
burgh by the fame of his teaching. lie
found that in height, brcsCfth Of chest
snd shoulders, aud strength or arms and
loins, the Belgians were at tue bottom
Of the list little above them the
French very much higher, the English /,
and highest OF ALL the Scotch and
Scotch.lrish from Ulster, who, like the
natives Of Scotland, are fed in their ear.
ly years with at least one meal q day
Of good oatmeal l.orridge.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1878-07-12

TOMATO SoUP.-To one pint toma-
toes canned or four large raw ones cut
fine, add one quart boiling water and
let them boil. Then add one teaspoon
Of soda. when it will foam; Immediate
~ add one pint OF sweet milk. with salt.
pepper and plenty OF butter. When this
hollis add eight small crackers rolled
fne, aud serve. Equal to oyster soup.