Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1878-07-25
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"SUN STROKES.

Call for the North Pole-ice and arrest
this heat Phil. Bull.
Busy people feel the heat the least
this weather.-l Phila. Star.
"Beastly warm" is the London
swell phrase for this weather.
The papers are full of remedies for
frosted feet and all those sort of things.
How to acquire shorthand-FOOl
around buzz-saw.-[Graphic.
Peter Cooper's air cushion is marked
"1SS0''.
Bedbugs are getting up In the world
they have been heard from on Mt.
Washington.
Local" wishes TO know whether a
black berry can be green when it's red.
IN. Y. Herald.
Who ever saw beer made of birds
hops?-- N. Y. Mail. And who ever
saw it made for milk's-sops?
When Gray said, "Awake, Eolian
Tyre, awake" he was probably calling
Mrs. jerks to breakfast.-[D [D-Derrick
Iced tea is BOston's favorite summer
.guZzie. Courier Jour. And you can't
tell it, by the color, from LouisVille's
guzzle all the year round.
A French physician actually made,
in 1880, the following report: "There
exists In Paris great number of fam
lilies who have died of the cholera"
We've got new bat for the para.
grapher who can prove that green ap-
Piles hurt boy half as much as the
boy hurts the green apples.-C Free
Press. That's green.
Whenever young ladies learn 80 to
stick pin In their apron strings that
iL won't scratch fellows wrist, there
will be more marriages Turner's
Falls-ifier.
Kate Southern, the Georgia mur-
dress, has been put tU work in a con-
Wet camp as cook, and now she wish
es she had been hung-and so do the
convicts.-[ Buffalo Express.
1t was about this time of year when
the little boy expressed the wish that
he WIS built like hen coop, out of
laths, so that the breeze could blow
right through him.
A man never fully realizes to what
extent he is dependant on others until,
at the barber shop, he.h waited patti
emily for an hour and a half for his
turn Rome Sentinel.
A Baltimore fury attacked a sister
of the demi-monde on Saturday with a
pair of scissors, inflicting one hundred
and twenty seven wounds. What
won't some women do to cut out each
other.
Don't trundle your baby boy in a
carriage with his face toward you.
.-Nycum Adv. Thank youi So kindI
But we never do. In fact, we don't
use 'em atall. Baby boys, we mean
Phil. Bull.
Alex. Stephens made fourth of July
speech, snd never once referred to
Molly. y.Stark.- II Free Press. Don't seem
to be any excuse for Molly being stark
after Alex. had been ADDRESSING every
body.
OSWego's old woman has reached
the age of 102 without having made a
bedquilt with 10, 900 pieces in it. Can
a woman who has so neglected. her
plain duty squeeze into heaven?
-[Detroit Free Press.
"WHAT we want Is work, and pay
for doing it," said the tramp. "What
kind of work." asked q bystander.
unloading sehoners," replied the in
cipient communist l''beer schOoners,"
-[Courier Journal.
WILLIAM ROBERTS, of Philadelphia,
the oldest railroad conductor in the
United. States has travelled 7,0OO,O 900
miles. At least so says the Philadel-
Record" in long interview it pub
fishes with him.
MisJ Kate Claxton will revive the
best days of the Lyceum-[ Nicum.
Adv. Then she probably means to
bring out the Gath-AndersOn- Weber,
jerks troupe. They represent the
best days (and knights) of the Lie
See-'em.
After all, it dosen't pay to be 8
reigning beauty. A. London weekly
thinks that Mrs. Lanfitry resembles
d Jersey cOw.-[Nycum Adv. Well,
what if it does? II you know a pret-
tier animal than a thoroughbred
Alderney COW trot her out. Why,
Ahasuerus called his queen Vdchetis.