Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1878-09-04

Hansr.
on SEEING A NULE Fyor
THROUGH THE RO1F nrr q NJ

THR0UGH THE ROoF OF NJ
Omule f .
WHAT strong and complete machines.
What sudden and precipita,e ers,n
Aan'n Judgment and his vision must hs
a rugged sd sch 'nes from thy dream.
Trained thy great Qgadriceps e,,r.o.
10 bust 2 keg OF nails, kick dlp.,,g,r
Lin man. mule. nc Q,
Say. mule,
Thou WAS not always thus insolu,ls
Insensate to kindly touch ~ W.,
Not always have thy accents. lond "a
Mans fearful heart with dreadful ,.ole.e
Has your harsh rule ''''or sti':e !
A. Always imPeiled him. with emotion, fee.
10 ny the ioundling OF the later feet,
Say, gentle mule
Speak, mule:
Why didst thou, with intense VITALITY
LIT through the shingles roof of yonao
A man; an earth-born child of inlmortsi,,-' hss
' He was as1 no f tmee with incautiors re,s
him. No. '' shoad X
He was scholar, an A. NJ. a Phi. n an
Whoa, mule !. D-Vl
Huntington Horf.
Motto for the married-Never ii
pair.
Always awake-The track made \
a boat.
A button is small event which !,
ways coming off.
Why is love like canal.boat, d
cause it is an internal transport
Of bureau it may be said: ais :,
last drawer that breaks the mans bacs
Shorthand is easily acquired by +
ing to play upon the knives Of h.
cutter.
Prof. Agassiz was the only man "
could tell a dead fly from hucklebsr
in the dark.
What's the difference between
cumber and camper out? MI
The agony Of both is in tents.
All the nice boys have their b,
closely lawn moved. 1t stabs the ai
to death and bothers the mosquitoe.
A man who is long headed and kee
his ears open is supposed to be unus
ally wise. Similar qualities and adya
tages in mule are not remarkable
At a game Of telling the oh
day at Sandringham, the Princess
Wales was told by the oracle that h
fate would be to marry a widower wi
twelve children.
Two lawyers, while bathing at Sam
Cruz the other day, were chased OF
Of the water by shark. This is Ii
most fragrant case OF want of prOte
slOnal courtesy on recond.
Naturalists have been telling Berd
that angle orms do no not suffer Wild
put on fishhook. The worms appe.
to have been made hollow and stufa
with mud especially for hooking pul
poses.
/ wonder where the clouds are going.
sighed Flora, pensively, as she pointd
with a delicate finger to the heav
masses floating in the sky. ~ thin
they are going to thunder said hd
brother.
"What would you do if you shOul
see the Indians coming right down o
you now" asks on Oregon papd
Haven't given the question niue
thought, but it strikes us we would al
"excuse my back"
An English boy was beating dog
key numerically, when the minister
that parish, coming up, censured hi
for his cruelty. The boy resentfully
torted: "I'm sure you medina care
name of your congregation.
If you take one of the new silver IA
dollars, pour a little muliatic acld
the figure of the eagle, and set 1t out
the sun for twenty minutes. when
come to look at it twill be gone Al
the man who took it will be gone ar'
An Irish gentleman found pa'
bug walking over him the other 9
ming, and when his wife came iorVaia
kill the ugly haste with a broOmsIf
he exclaimed: "Whist, We ould 1901.
the haste alone; he thinks I'm M
ply" u.
Lightning came very near ka .n
tree agent in this state one uai
week. 1t hit him three Tunes, anu
had got another whack at MN WV
have fetched him, sure. bu. D:
time the agent suspected what W"
matter, and got away. ,ho,
We heard of q case the olie'
where young man applied 70 h hs
ployer for short leave OF aG s1.
The employer, having his own VIEW VIE
his business, suggested for a rea, s;nn
the young man delay his vacation eais5
ing away to to get married the he ~, "a;
appointed, and I wa'a to be there .i rs
comes off," He was there on 'l'''
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