The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-07-02

IN q Dreacn-of-profni SUIT tney were
only blank paper. 49,
The end crowns the work Lnurn twft..
novel; : "0h, IL this tale were only true.
and ] were the heroine Kate j. What
with her prosecutions, her misery n Lau
ra "Ah, but then, dear, remainder she
does get a husband after ALL"
A ~Frenchman just back from n trip to
Havre "You viii never catch me travel.
ling by an excursion tfain again. Why,
sir, at the station at Hasre-i lost my canc
and my wife" Then. With bis utterancr
choked with tears-.A new cane, too"
A Catholic priest Of springfield, Mass.
threatens 70 publicly rsprimand two mar
ried women who have made persistent at
tempts to fiirt with him. We do not won
der at his being, incensed. Nonfirtabac,
is one Of The cardinal Virtues.
The most popular ring is the-the circus.
-Boston Commercial Huzktin. Nay / say
not thuslys Marry come up! There IL
the wedding ring.-M Y. Commercial
Adusrtser. That Is said to be the suffer
ring Of some who have worn Radiation
Commercial Bulletin.
IN nsvss st.rvs my dear" he said
As through the garden walk the two =.
We're rtroning side by side.
III T The hftie fsrmers gin ioossd ~. n
ta4 aBeosuse, ! aaothi ne. n ySuT S.-s
A little hoe maid bred"
The future Of the phonograph Is thus
explained by Funny Folks: Ardent lover:
:. You ask for some proof Of my affection,
my devotion What proof can offer you?
Stayl / ave it, l nm ready to breathe
my VOWS into the Young Lady's Best Com
panion, or Breach of Promise Self Regis
tering- Evidence honograph There"
Commodore Vanderbilt once visited a
spiritual medium, who commenced bust
ness by saying Your first wife wishes to
communicate with you" perhaps So"
said the Commodore abruptly, but that
is not what I came here for. She can
watt ~
Let q young gentleman and young lady
try the following scientific experiment A
galvanic battery In set in motion, and
while he takes one handle in one of his
hands she takes the other in one of hers.
Then let them softly kiss each other.
This brings out all the fireworks there
are in two moving souls.
He was saying: "As the pearly column
OF smoke 10 q winters atmosphere rises nm
broken heavenward, 50 my heart rises to
thee. Al the sunfIower follows the cruel
sun which gives it life, SO my heart follows
thine. As the blue brook runs its u~nhindered
course to the sen, 80 my soul, in slavery,
goes to thee" Said she, Henry. now
that we're engaged, will your n~ail-blade
cut corns ~
A newly married man went home the
other evening and found his wife asleep on
the lounge. He knelt beside her, and de-
voured her with his loving eyes. John"
she murmured in her sleep. "Yes, my
pet; what Is it?" he whispered, thrilled
TO his hearts depths by the calling Of his
name. John she again murmured,
:" spare-rib is only nine cents a pound.'
The thrill passed I'll
Jones was always complaining of his
wife's memory. "She never can remem.
Der anything" said poor Jones; sits aw-
full !" My wife was just. us bad" said
Brown, till l found n capital recipe"
what is it asked Jones'. eagerly.
why" snid Brown, whenever there's
anything particular l want the missus to
remember / write it down on n slip of
paper and gum it on the looking-eiass.
Seer" Jones is now n contented man.