The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-06-13


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tori PresbmaD--Yo Yes sir. Professor
Which Freedman Greater, eiF.
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abd ouly come out 10 the mite time
Josh Billings
Ten millions q hair, pins are man.
uisctnfe1 Ia this county annually. aud
yet they are not sufficient 10 prevent q
hair from getting in the butter now and
then.
"a Yankee doctor has coutriyed 10
extract from sausages powerful tonic,
which be says contains the whole
strength Of the bark. He calls il Sui
plate 81 Canine.
There is nothing more notifying
to Aman who is anxious TO be publish
"a a. a hero than 10 seize drowning
woman by the hair and then have the
hair come 90.
.-Snodgrass knows a merchant who
IL 20 fully convinced Of the necessity
~ doing business on the cash principle
that be will not trust bis own feelings
Aunt Kate. little Alice has swal-
lowed button. Well, child. what
good will that do 10 her, Not any
good, auntie. unless she swallows a
button hole
"A man Ia Illinois committed suicide
by drowning, lately in six inches Of
water. He couldn't have done il alone
but his wife with that self-sacriicing
devotion and holpfulness so character
istic Of the sex, sat on bis head
A boy complained 10 bis father
that bis brother had hurt his head by
throwing a Bible at him. The father
replied Well, you are the only mem
Der Of my family on whom the Bible
has made the least impression.
A painful affair recently happened
Ia Dcadwood, Dakota, if the local pa
per Is 20 be believed. That lively
sheet mentions that Christopher Heff-
man. saloon keeper in bar.room
row, was shot twice in the abdomen,
and once in the barber shop adjacent,
When little Thomas stoops to toy
with berries, jam and jelly cake, DO art
can soothe the chastened boy--no nos.
tfums ease bis stomach ache And If
The gripping pains defy tue medicines
prescribed to foil, his parents will DO
veil to try the limpid, liquid castor oil.
Charles Lever limited at the com
ing invention Of the phonograph when
be said Of one Of his characters in the
Polar regions that bis words were
frozen as they fell from his lips, until at
last be was up TO bis knees in bis own
eIoquenee.
II Yankee tar vas once 10 York,
Ing be was somewhat deiormed by
having large bunch on his back An
Ebglishman that cav him thought he
would have Joke with the Yankee,
ard said What ia the deuce is that
hump % your back Bunker Hill,
promptly replied the Yankee.
A little more animation, my dear,
whispered fashionable mother to a
daughter, who was walking lapguidly
through a quadrille. Let me manage
my own business. mamma. said the lat
ter, shall not dance my ringlets out
q cerl for married man. OF course
not my love, bot was not aware who
your partner was. replied the mother
The Duchess Of Marlborough gave
feast annually 70 her relatives, some
q whom expected lcgacics from her
Sbe once remarked What glorious
sight Il i to sec such number Of
branches aoutishing from one root
Alas said one Of her nephews. the
brAnehes would flourish far better II
the FOOT were Under ground.