The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-07-14


IN its own case.
boy Is wonderful institution. He manages to
have good times by simply enjoying h,s own exuoer-
ance OF animal spirits. He begins lie by sitting down
in tbe dirt, aud laughing never iuli grown man
laughed while he makes the mud PIE which Is the de-
spair OF his nurse aud mother Heis adeshtful bun
die of contradictions and eau more and harder
questions in nve minutes than tho proiounde-t PM
losophcr can answer in lifetime He performs
surgical operation the head OF his SISTERS doll 10
how the eyes roll aud hnds II easier TO take
the iam clock TO pieces than 10 put II 'ose'heT
again. Ito cuts open tho drum TO what Is inside
and does many daring things that you wonder
thousand times II lie VIII ever grew TO manhood, iuiiy
expecting every time he goes out tina. he VIII be
brought back With broken he al or maimcd ios NE
In some horrible way. But he ives through u ALL ara
is tho boilcr for his rough aud-lamoe experience
Goa bless INN If he rs
Only u boy, with his fearful tread,
VINO cannot be driven, but must DO led;
Who troubles The nolgnbors dogs ana cats,
And tears more clothes and spo'is more nats,
Loscs more tops and kites and bats
rhan would STOCK storo
For q year or more.
Domestic JOYS are great mystery, but some pco-
p.o's peculiar appreciation OF them greater mys
terry stL! GENT. man just returned from Yurrur,"
a. John Gough says tho word is prunouocci. vowed
that he would travel moro and then wiped tear
IRON his lott handed check. "Just think OF my Ill
luck" he said. AT one Of the crow led stations lost
both my gold headed aud my wife. " He was silent
Tor a grief stricken moments aud then added, In
fearful tones Sand 1t was bran new cane, too"
II Darwin would change his tactics and insist that
all men were brutcs because some men are
brutos now and that the generalization IL lair one,
We should be ncnsd TO accept his theory ut once IL
10 simply ABSURD to Place SO much emphasis on tho
hypothesis that the human race once had tails, which
curtaiied BY slow degrees. until at last the
pee uarity VI no tail was entaed, so tnat nowadays
truly say OF nhh ''ihcreby hangs tai.."
We say SIMPLY absurd TO sucK u this dry orange
when better facts argu TO be had for tho
asking. II would not bo great strain on the scientific
Imagination that, good society thero
are human CATS, who an,ctionatsiy NEW aud purr ut
tho feet Of rcn man IND lift tho volvet from their
claws when they deal Win a poor man: ana human
snakes, who crawl through the grass anu leave tho
slime Of SANDER 10 mark their tracks; and human
poodles and bulldogs aud ours and mules, ana also
clearly marked representatives OF the cross
oi the last named ancclonaIe animal with tho saga
cous horse That the latter ut least exist is TOO plain
tor denial.
rhe Rev Plato johnson has been suffering from
an acute attack OF bronchitis, brought on by over
work. HIS large and hourshing congregation at
once voted him u OF ten days, ana took up
generous subscr ption 10 pay h expenses withal or
course ne came 10 sew York-xhnh Is only another
way Of saying that he is clear headed mAL--vis,td
our churches and public INSTITUTIONS. an d then took
his honcward Way leaving has bronchitis behind MN
for so...c else 10 enjoy. His people thronged
about HIM his return, and VIC have procured a
brief report sermon, which he described his
experiences he saul
BeiuUbed, dc Bible am pury ole book, cordin to
all accounts but on dc oe ~ ,ani be 6eat much ny DO
priutin' prcss ~ to-day aiat got much edcashuu,
but I've got Jess snoranco nun 10 Oces Is rossie
back 10 dc hearts AMI housrs oo dc coored people oo
south .r.iLy. pve Den spenain' my vacation 'monY
de Iurriuers oh New YORK. Dat eighteen dohsrs an'
tor,y cents Wal WAC raised Ny script'on put mo
class ho,e an AK lur dc birdie chamber but took my
meals T,g'iar At ue. apple stand an Dorrcred DC
front stops oh rich man Fi.' avcnu iur dc
ni.e D.,'s de vantage w havln' de bronch,is IN
dc l went 10 tic ulx mcetiu
house OF Brudasr Han in dc norma, an, in
us ebcnin' sos do OBJ Gurus tAbernAcl,
longs to Brudutr Hpporth, an Ia dc lutur shall
'-cr,bs wat sec. Fur dis present. CASTOR want 10
say Gut went u dc Free 'Hnlon people. |
Now 10 Free nslonisis AN sex dat Amt boddsred
much 'oout de- Gospl hey Eliminates mos. sboory- |
ing outer hbes, 'cept jest Wat dsy wants 10 do
Dey believes III de sosp 90 dom wat dcy has n mud
10, AN try'n 10 dodge dc coasekcnccs. couian't
dat 10 do giat Oh IT, boy knows ebberytng, an DO |
Bible can't teach lem no,hin Dcy hab learned
Lot mo 'iustrate:-Dcy t0ie us dat dcy had touh'
dat Moses was jest putin up job OF couaxurA-
n,aus ~ six days, au II rccy took morn forty
tous AN intium years Dere argument on dis PUT |
10 jus in out aen thought dut praps Moses kn0wed
u sumtnu' aitcr all, a1' 80 kep' stili Que Oh
sss dat stone Brudder Plato :" taKn out s,oue ifu
his wcstcoto pocket. Iput On my specs, M dsu
say "Brudder, see dat stone, iur shore" wei,
how long would II take you 10 nuke DAT stone ei you
had Eothin' 10 make u wa ana no tools
haLdyy" mcdi.a,ed iur about two m, me-,
ules aud avn scd uothn'. "a tousan' ycarsy'
seq he. "horc,n seq !. "A HUNDRED toasan', Two
hunaerd tousan'. ,.u hundsrd 'ousanf" says be-
.'FuI dat, Drudder,' says l. 'au' m,ey tough job
at dst." "Denn he. turuin on mo wid his blaz:n
cye, ",aik oout do whole world benz maze IN SIX
days, it's al NONSENSE" Al de lust 1 Was little
nu.trat,a But wen was sttin' front Steps, an'
gcttn ready iur dc Lie, SEE 10 myself plato John
SON. ,s you Lody AZ answered quick, mo, riAio
Jounsou, you isn't God, iur shore ''Den." SEE
''lat Den' de praps dc Lori could have maze DIS
yers world IN SIX days CT you couldn't" So |
Jcss LAID my ole mead on lie Bible and went
TO sleep like u pickaniuny Was dc matter via DO
Free ,.lonisls Is. dai dey aont '"'nk s uerx.s
orle mucn. No hb0 M man has right 20 KNOW
mucu dey knows, COS dat mount oh iarnin
makcs 'em loei dat vat dey cant do nooody can't
woke do middle Oh de nite an under de light Oh
moon | lookeI oLer my Ole B.Ulc to ma out now
mucn zen OF by desc Free 'nyiouists. DO whole
on Genesis IRON dc creation ob world down 10 de
last verse, am clean gone. An iurs can dncovr
dc rest oh dc Bible .ed IA DO same way. Won
dey gets iroo dere's notnin lett but dc kivcrs
Bruddcrn my advice ~ to gt 'ng:on, most any KIM
'ccp. dat Kin dats 50 very irco DAT IL amt no gon
all.
HELP THE CHURCH ENDANGERED.
Tho Church OF tho immaculate Conception, Port
Jervis, y. Y, was built in 1907 Ny Tic Rev. James
Milan, now pastor OF ST. Petci's Church, PoushKccp-
sie Previous TO this the people Of the place had
beautiful tempo with very little debt. Everything
was IN prosperous condition until few days before
the festival OF Christmas, 1868, when they had the
misfortune oil seeing their church consumed by fire.
The times good, money was abundant ana the
pastor determined to erect u large aud com nodious
church. cspibc OF accommodating for all future time
an sver.ip,rcssug Catholic population lie contracts
made, the edince erected, tunes suddenly changed,
cuple thrown out oil empuyment, consc-
auently unable To assist generously AZ Formerly.
iucy found their debt gradually increasing until IL
rrucucd the Gus sum OF nearly S9y, UUu. such,
m tuct was tue debt wncn the Rev. n. j. Flynn,
turmSrIy VI ST stephens 81. ADdie w's anu ST. FER
esas parishes OF New York, assumed charge vi this
uarlsb. IN November, 1871. The church Is the only
one within twenty miics and tue pal ocLial dis
rIct comprises area OF thirty three miles 10 length