The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1878-11-27
CLIPPINGS.
He that hath plenty Of turkey
And gtveth his neighbor none,
He shant have any ofmy turkey
When his turkeU Is gone.

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We have seen rope tight, but taut not
to be so.-Boston Post.
Remenyl gets his audiences ION a string
New Haven Register.
Clara Louise kellogg wears poke-bon.
net.-New Haven Register.
"a dark inheritance"-An Ethiopian's
complexion.-Rome Sentinel.
Patrons OF husbandry-Every girl that has
a chance.-New Haven Register.
The best bench show yet-Judge Gresham
refusing to be dictated to by Hayes.-Boston
Post
The approach of Christmas is noticeable
in the increased attendance at the Sunday
schools.
Richard Granite, of Biddeford, Me-, COM
plains that he is all the time being called
hard names.
TheologIan, of the New Orleans Picsyune:
"The prodigal mule now saith, 4 will arise
and go TO my fodder"
finely turned limb-a wooden leg
Rome Sentinel. A well rounded arm-a re-
volver.-New York Mail
"a Life Terminated by a Bakers Wagon
that had Laughed at the Shocks of Time" is
headline from the New York World.
The turkey is stuffing himself with all the
goods things now. Next Thursday other
folks will stuff him.-New Haven Register
Boston (Y) Transcript: Horrors on Hor.
aces head accumulated exclaimed Horaces
mother, as she laid down the fine comb in
despair.
Pennsylvania paper boasts that the state
raises one fifth of all the rye produced in the
country. In its liquid form. and as high as
the mouth.-Boston Transcript
Give the average American girl her choice,
between going to heaven and marrying into
the nobility, and see how few charms heaven
has for her.-Keokuk Constitution.
Joaquin Miller, the alleged poet, will lee.
ture on What is poetry?' He has the
requisite ignorance of the subject to make
an interesting lecture.-Detroit Free Press
"rd thank the Lord" says Talmage, ''if
weighed $50 pounds" Well, why doesn't
he get employment in a coal yard? He
could weigh a ton there.-Norristown Her
aid
II the average school girl ever has a
chance to witness a tornado she will clap
her hands and exclaim, "Isn't il gorgeous?
Isn't it too comic for nything?'-Free
Press.
Corporal Tanner who resigned a 81 200
clerkship In the ordnance department at
Washington, is now tsx collector of the city
of Brooklyn, and receives $4,000 year for
his services.
It's almost time for the Emperor VIII
liam's turn again. He hasn't been at the
bat for several months In the meantime
Alfonso and Humbert have iouled out
Boston Post.
San Francisco News Letter: The natives
OF Lord Howe's Island in the South Pacific
petitioned for four schoolmasters and some
iron pots. The gentle aborigines evidently
contemplate giving party.
Lord Salisbury wants the money for his
mackerel. If he would only take his pay in
bullheads, Mr.. Everts might turn over to
him the three commissioners who made the
unjust reward.-Chicsgo Tribune.
There is poem in the November Atlantic
that starts off by saying: There came three
queens from heaven" Never DO you be
lIeve IT; we'll bet you thousand dollars one
of them was dealt TO him and he pulled the
other two out Of his boot.-HawkeYe.
There are two occasions in mans life
when he feeis as though 1t wasn't of any
particular consequence whether he lived
another minute or not One is when he has
a bilious attack, and the other when he gets
left by his train.-Bridgeport Standard.