Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-07-10
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Washington claims 100 600 inhabitants.
Gladstone has been welcoming joaquin Mil
Ter.
New Orleans has bonded debt of als,s77.-
100.
Blue Ribbon Murphy summers at Round
Lake.
Sturgeon calls Bob 1ngersoll "a green water
melon"
There are 200 permanent guests at Long
Branch.
King Alfonso of Spain is widower and not
yet twenty-one.
Mary L. Booth edits Harper's Bazaar and
gets $4,000 year for it
Noyes sayes he is satisfied Hayes carried
Florida by IAN immense majority
Bismarck can talk like Turk if he chooses,
but 1t is Turk that does not choose to hear
him.
The President Marshal MacMahon, of France,
gets $4,000 salary, and 100000 more for
pocket money.
Silver weddings are breaking out among the
crowned heads of Europe They may vet bring
back bi-metalism.
The New York Herald notices that JEFF Davis
never charitably offers bit of excuse for the
part the North took in tho late war.
Mrs. jerks is Scotch-Irish man. That's
why she's SO smart Little but nice-a terror
to letter writer's and woodworking politicians.
The Buffalo Express remarks: SIS in Amster-
- and incontinently breaks down. having
| holy horror of any profane word or thought
1t is limited that Jesse Grant, who is making
the tour of Europe in distinguished society.
will soon put forth a book entitled my Awful
Dad"
| Glasgow, where Agnes jerks was born, is
noted for its religion. whisky and smoke:
Agnes Is noted for her falsehoods md thereby
| lies tale.
| If Thurman should be elected President, the
other half OF Ohio may take the Offices occupied
| by the present half, remarks the N Y. Herald
Very likely. Turn-about ID fair play.
Tramps are burning and in other ways de-
stroying reaping and threshing machines in
the rural districts. The deserved and perhaps
I only remedy is. shoot them on the spot
Stanley Matthews letters like Beechers.
stand forth to plague the writer. If he had
been as smart as Secretary Sherman he would
have hired Mrs jerks to write them, or, at
least, to dictate them.
James Fisk, of Brattleboro, Vermont, 'Jim's"
father, briefly alluded to the murder of his
son 'by drunken assassin, who escaped the
gallows through drunken jury" in temper
ance address at Concord.
An art critic says: "The price of pictures
not SO. He paid two dollars for chrome six
years ago, and friend told him yesterday that
he wouldn't give him twenty cents for it.
The engagement of the Duke of Genoa with
a daughter of the Duke de Montpensler is brok-
en- The old gentleman only offered a dowry
OF $4,000, and the young duke said that
wouldn't keep him in ginger beer and cigars.
The complaint is made by the Republican
papers that the Louisiana witnesses before the
Potter committee are not trustworthy. Bless
their souls! we knew very we'll what kind of
persons they were soon as the Repub Leans
themselves had used them.
The Pittsburgh Gazette thinks that the nomi-
nation and election of Gen. Grant to the Presi
dency in 1880 is as certain as any future can be
positively certain, and that old troublesome
but true adage many slip between the CUP
and the lips" is always buzzing about.
Capt. Holland, the convicted ballot box STUFF.
fer and repeater in Cincinnati in 1876, who was
pardoned out by President Hayes, being now
repudiated by the Democrats, offers himself to
the Republicans. but they shy of him
Those who like the treason seem to despise the
traitor.
The following are the names of towns in
Texas: Hog Eye" HELL "Lick-Skillet,' -
''Rake-Pocket'' and "5teal-Easy" They are
all delightfully."- situated. The first named
would be good place for brother Jim Ander-
son, and the last mentioned would probably
prove attractive to Secor Robson
Old Judge West, the Republican communis
tic candidate for Governor of Ohio last year
has been lately interviewed and he expresses
the opinion that 'repose from financial agita
ton" is what the country needs. It is the
opinion of wicked journalist that the half
added brain of West needs rest-repose from
agitation.
Gov. Packard, since his examination before
the Potter subcommittee in New Orleans, ha.
reached Washington, and he unresefvedly and
everywhere declares that he received more votes
for Governor of Louisiana than Hayes received
for President in the same State, aud that his
title to the Governorship is better than that OF
Hayes to the Presidency.
AS worker in the great and good cause OF
civil service reform inaugurated by this ad.
ministration, there is no one who is making o
better figure, for figure 1, than Brother Or
vii Grant. Itmight be thought from his pre-
sum tuous prattle that the perpetuity of the
government, and, in fact, of Democratic free
dom, lay somewhere between Orvil and Ulysses
The statement of William G.. Morris would
indicate that Booths assassination of President
Lincoln deliberately premeditated, and
carefully matured, and that he had many
chosen and willing accomplices, a few of
whom justly punished while others
escaped detection, the late singular statement