Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1878-01-09
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| TELEG SUMMARY.
An old dotard of the name of Lord-a sort
of Lord Crawley in the hands of Becky
Sharp - having long courted the Widow
| Hicks, so well known in London and Paris as
the most audacious, most charming and most
accomplished of American women-a sort of
Lady Gay Spanker with Burdett Coutts
moral bank account attachment-was finally
married to her. Now his family, fearful lest
his many dollars 60 glimnering into the smart
widows hands and thus be lost to them for
ever, are trying to have the marriage dissolv-
| ed, Judge Fullerton the notorious scandal
handling lawyer, is for the side of the plain
| tiffs. The Madame, on an exceeding high
horse and bank account IN London of half
a million dollars, deties the Lordlings and
snaps her fingers at their designs. The Morn
| ING APPEAL (without rebate) is for the Ma
dame.
General Banning's new Military Bill con-
tains most preposterous provision. 1t is in
effect that all enlisted men shall be educated
in order that they be fit for promotion. Now
let our ships of war be manned with the grad
yates of Bowdoin, Amherst, Harvard, Yale,
Princeton, the University of irgnia and other
institutions of learning; let our ship carpen-
tiers be held to be in the strict line of promo
ton to the Cabinet and the Diplomatic ser
vice. and let the post Offices of the country,
filed by NJ D's., L. L. D's., B. As, and d,
Ds., be prepared to prescribe for Us, to dish
up the law, to lead Us into the ways of learn
ing and preach to us the facts, fancies and
forecastings concerning hell and damnation,
and interpret to us the gospel of future refris
Grafton is well as of regeneration AMI the be
attitudes Planning has dp3lheless been sitting
under the droppi2~s of George William Cur
It's 5 Staten Island Utopian sanctuary
By new appointment (of clerh) Speaker
Randall would seem more than willing to
make it known that he is going to cooperate
with Col Tom Scott III his railway enter
prises,
The House Committee on MINIS will rec
ommend, in the event Of the passage of the
Bland Bill, that new MINIS be built Ill st.
Louis, Quincy and Cincinnati; also that the
old MINIS il New Orleans, North Carolina and
Georgia be reconstructed and set at work.
Nitro glycerine in the shape of gum drops
and chocolate caranels is now the pet theory
of the scientists who are seeking cause for
the explosion at the Barclay street candy
works. They are getting round to the old
question, ''Will putty explode ;"
When Mercury makes his transit across the
disc of the sun on the 9th Of May next, the
best point from which to see him is any prom
ontory of the Sierra. It will be Pacific
coast show this pop.
Hamburg Butler, the newly admitted Sen
ator from South Carolina, says he disapproves
of the repeal of the resumption act Doubt
less he would ike to see the Confederate debt |
in gold
Boston owes over S43, OO0, GOO; New York
more than SLY 100000
The Supreme Court of the United States
has Just gwen a final decision against Nc
Garrahan This will probably end the bust
ness-much to the satisfaction of William
Nicely Thompson and his associates
Spain and Hayti have arranged their diff
,ulties satisfactorily, 1t was all along OF the
hanging of an arson breeding greaser.
Mr. D. O. Mills and his family are on their
.eturn to the Pacific They passed Omaha
on Monday.
Lord Beaconsteld seems to be pretty much
done in his glory on the Eastern question.
There is likely to be proclamation for a new
parliamentary election soon.
FABLES, by G. Washington 141sop. Taken
anywhere, anywhere out OF the world.
With illustrations by F S. Church New