The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-07-23

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- A. the new regulations un'icr
this Law had MT vet hern promul. ''e,i. ''rn.
Howard NAV escape under the plea ut *
norsnrc- kansus Fhy J.Hra.
Go 10. Learn yonr grandmother how I"
suck eggs. s;sn- Howard IL the Hs~s Es-
capcr, and ha- iev",ed MS whole lie To- that
business aIune. lie learned u frum the
nimbl- iirs.
-Arrangr men:s are being ns,,i- :"r the
production. al oGe al the iea'lin, New
York theatres .>r.y in Oc;ub~r, 81 n new
hve-sci >o.i-,v drama. entitled. L. from:
I~ur." aud written nv 4. X Webb. ci,y
editor III the ~. Louis J"arsai ans! jiiYsSt'h.
ard J.. +. Wiiking. iB.r"n Shirl-y' su,i,or
of 'C-,n-, tine Adopted Daughter. ~
Luis JoHrsai.
Sag, Webb. II Wi,z;g was the author 1t
Celm-, the Adopted Daughter. Why the
devil d,in', Le kerp her To hoHie? How
came sine To- be adopted? Did her mother
run off with Chic,go drummer AMI old
Witty cash. and he g. To- H.--ei.l> aud the
devil; ar did WITH want O.. he "riginsl and
have one ri hi- Ovn productions adopted,
somehow, This - not idle curiosity, hat
an imsii,hIe desire to isii,urn the my>t-ri'
on-. AdII,>- fer three weeks tencl.rse green
stamp this flee.
--.iI"w cheap beer came ab"nt IN Tin
c;nn.ii.- j. the title "f IN article i'm q news
paper that a ieiInw burr"wed ironi us be-
fore we could read the balance. And ~s
have wondered ever since hos cheap heel
on the cars cr boat, stage coach ar on horse
hack. Perhaps il got into Cincinnati ot
loot. THIS Is a subject >-dsl,s si'onld i"
qu.rc into. and IL j, is NECESSARY To hull q
plank read, do sd al onrr.
All lot we favored the coo. is trade. u
'tis isrbarori>.
-Gsn. Si,erm,n's son il going ,o he &
priest lie can begin TN the old man. u
lac can't save his soul, perhaps h- can get
the cad III IL.
THE th.rmnme,er stood st los in the
shade ior an hp,r saturday
That's no,hing. We -sw n I~o-horst
wagon stand nj M. In, in the shade all the
Afternoon. Tie Old mrn was in-..i., playing
ireszc .,.s.
Two street preachers got in 4 shady
pit ,.n t:,e east s;.i~ at Main -trr~t. ju-I
-.,,iih III the old Court h"u-.-. an Suni y
afternoon. gave an opening chorus frnm the
Moody and Ssnkey eoIisciion.-k.C Z. Tinss
How much !. left of that collection
They had big pile. Tell iho-e preacher
we will save '~n the trouble opening the
chorus, il they'll! let u Gu, the sack open
and make three grabs.
-Now when ."ur pate Is like boiled beef
From no"ndsy's rays -n fierceiy shed
Skirmi.h round for cabha .e leaf.
And put II on your-head.
Then IL M comfort doth appear
To thy mas. Of heated jelly,
Just get ] quart ii lager beer
Aud put il IN thv-belly.
How would this kind Of weather do for
a camp meeting?
Do? Well-ah-e rum, 1t would do, but
how can a man raise God with his breeche~
full cf ticks?
Furnished room for gentleman and w'fe
tn let. Inquire at this Office MI~riy Non
itor.
We might take the wife and let-the gen.
,leman hunt another boarding house. Stick
q comma IN there.
brushes we're used by the ancients for
writing instead of lens.
Gr,elcy vas = ancient.
The Romans hard, ned brass 50 n to
cut stone.
And then the bras. was ready to varnish
4 drummer or book agents cheek
On an average, hens lay IL dozen eggs
q year.
Oar hens lay their eggs in straw.
A clergyman and his wife. living near
Iowa, pillow potatoes with
'mall plow, taking turns holding and draw
ing IL.
The clergyman does mort OF the holding
secsusr, ne s,ys, man can turn round 40
much quicker than a woman.
-Coney island, once ~ diSreputable. il
'ow the resort for high and low from New
York and BROOKLYN.
High aud loo always count, but who's
|. 4 game,
The modern style If doing up a
s"man'- hair Is 50 complicated that il ~
li,hcnl; Ia tell which Is switch
Her small boy knows which j. switch
There il a nan in Burlington who
HANGS his shirt occasionally. aud when
'e doc. 20 il is alwavs rec"rsle,l ~ q real
-isie transaction. -Ksokuk Consultations.
There il man in S~1islia vino has never |
ct changed his shirt. When he does, you |
riIl hear Of immense Losses in swamp lan.ls. |
-Jsne Grey Ssisshelm has been sus-
ended from the Soro>is for having rsshly J
Iishsd she wss man. BIT she MAS rein
I,,e,i on the payment Of light fne. when
he explained ihst abe uttered the wish
Ihil- trying tn climb upon high -i"'l At
railroad lunch counter.-Tceio Rdde.
A BoonviIle girl measures the height Of .
ool With her eve, elevstes enc leg toward
he gas jets. -woops il through the air. aud !,
here she's on il. /;
The Stockton (Csl) IndsPendnf tells
|s.nt the bo-s gra--happer - follows: "The
''.si mon-irous grssshopp-r ne have ever
en- IL an exhibition ~ the Office of F. NJ.
I~<i. County Treasurer IL Is preserved
sic.,".l. and wss captured ss'De time
nc- near C"pp~ropnlis. il is nearly six
-he. long. aud il. bdy - an inch and u
Isr,~r i" depth. while its head Is ~ big ~ Z
man. thumb. The wing. when spread
f~...-n A.