The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-12-18

be for sale. --Ne,o Orleans Ptcayune.
The nearest some men ever come to q
buck-saw is when their teeth are on edge.
The holiday season approaches, when
ayOung man must show his gift enter
prise.
tits quite appropriate that new books on
Pottery should be illustrated with plates.
The fat man who wants to become an
ti.fat should study the architecture of q
lean-to.
The man who pays in advance cannot
0. Pic.
A bouquet is good centre-piece for
the dinner table.-Boston Commercial Bel
1stin. --
Whisky Is about the only enemy man
has succeeded in really loving an6ury
Neys.
Layman--A man who halts between
two oppinions is lame on both sides of
the question.
With many of our contemporaries, last
years jokes are this shea:s jokes.-Neac
York Ne,os.
The fellow whe got intoxicated with
delight has been turned out Of the tenn
perance society.
Those cordial Michigan lumbermen
are again slspping buzz saws on the back.
IN. 7. Graphic.
Economy is wealth. Even the stove
pipe is coming out with last winters
soot.-Boston Transcript.
A writer may draw on his imagination
for good story but the draft is not al
ways honored.-N. O.Pie.
"Here ies''-any graveyard will furn-
ish you abundant opportunities to see
how the tombstones do it.
A Western paper explains. It didn't
mean to say that "Mayor Shocks was
tight" but that he was right.
There wouldn't have been any milk in
the cocoanut if some of our dairymen
had the construction of it.
The only finished thing in connection
with the Washington monument is the
"fund. "--Chicago Journal.
The Press club of Boston have been
enjoying big dinner. II was stuffed
club when the rePast was over.
The title of "A. b. is very cheap in
Detroit. It has practica, significance
ti1ere, meaning. "A Bu1nmer-n a.
Resurrection day will have to take
back seat unless this body-snatchlng
business is stopped.-N. Y.Star.
Which is the oldest, the man who
asks question or the man who answers?
The man who asks, because he is the
querist.
The New York burglars and grave
robbers only need a newspaper organ to
secure them firm footing and fair share
of business.
What is the difference between q GER
tain Emperor and a drunken man2 Ones
Titus an emperor, the other tight as
brick.
"What do you want to shoot quail on
the ground for2" bowls sporting journ-
al. On the ground that we can't hit am
anywhere else.
A verdant old lady in New Jersey
thinks the ice crop will be good this
year, because there hasn't been much
frost to injure it.
The borrowing fend, who is always
little short of change, is an enemy to
whom no quarter should be shown
Neso Orleans P;eayune.
"Gentlemen, there's no use talking"
remarked the man to crowd on corner,
and then he talked away for half an hour
without apause.
Some little time ago Sunset Cox told
the world "Why we Laugh" It is now
time for him to finish his job and inform
the public why we weep.
The upstart that rose to point of or
der after sittingdown upon the aggressive
end of pin was assured by the chair
that the point was we'll taken.
A thief who fell into fit of abstraction
and got lost in thong hit, after wandering
q while in his own mind, found himself at
last in the arms of policeman.
A hard-money enthusiast says he never
met woman in his life that seemed to
know anything about coins. He never
Numismatics.-Yorhers Gazette.
"Wouldn't you call this the calf of g.
.ee2' asked Bob, pointing to one of his
,ether limbs. NO." replied Pat, 81
should say it was the leg of calf.
A child's faith--While mother was
brooding over her poverty, her lite son
said, mamma, think God hears when
we scrape the bottom of the barrelp'
The following classical poser is sub.
mltted for college boating clubs: Did
Leander swim the Hellespont, dr did
Hero1-Ne,o York. Commercial advertiser
If there was anything practical in
splrltuallism Stewart could give the DO.
hcemen rap and some information con.
corning the disposition Of his bones.-
N. 0. Pic.
A grave rebuke-Individual fresh from
his club: MY good sir (hic), can YOU tel
me where this " (hic) way leads to?n Sc
date party: ITO the chu-ch-yard. "-Fun
When young man comes to beIiev.
that glass of liquor is daily necessit,
he must soon quit drinking and attend +
business, or quit business and attend /,
drinking.
The very last curiosity spoken Of !,
the papers is wheel that came Of a dog
tail when it was Vaughn. The man VIII