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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01
TRADE NOTES FROM FOREIGN
MAkKETS.
From RIo-Trade Depressed-A
Good Coffee Crop Freishts

From RIo-TraIe Depressed-A
Good Coffee Crop Fretghts
Low,
New York BulleiIn.
Schooner "Village Belle" reached this
port yesterday from Rio de Janeiro t26
dsys). Captain Brandon says The unfa'
yorable state Of political affairs in Eu-
rope, which has had such depressing
influence on trade in general, has alao
been felt at that port. Add to this the
drought, which spread desolation and
famine throughout the northern prov.
inces, and is still raging; the present cot:
fec crop is q large one and the bean oil
excellent quality. 1t Is confidently as-
serted that tho crop Of 1880 will come
in earlier than the present; however, it Is
much too early yet TO form an opinion oil
1t; but, according to all accounts, pros
poets are very favorable. The arrivals Of
cargo.seeking vessels have been heavy,
and freights In consequence have ruled
very low.
FROM PERASMBUco.s
The bark "verena," Captain Hobgood,
at this port, left Pernambuco on January
10Th. Freights there are very low, owing.
to the continued arrivals Of freight.
seeking vessels. Sugar warehouses are
said TO be well supplied. and stocks are
accumulating. On the whole, the crop
Is not backward of last years In regard
10 quantity, but very much SO as to quail.
lily. Latest accounts from the northern
provinces concerning the famine bear In.
formation that hundreds and thousands
Of the inhabitants are still in imminent
danger.
PROM PORTO cABELLo AMERICAN DRY
GOODS In VENEZUELA.
Per bark "scud," Capt. Lindsay, at
this mort from Porto Cabello (Feb. 81, We
learn that American manufactures Of all
descriptions are steadily growing in Ia.
vor with the people there, owingin great
measure TO their superior workmanship
and lower coat, compared with those Of
European origin. OF all American man.
utactures, the introduction Of prints is
the most difficult. The size and quality
as gotten up by the American mills is
purely American, and is not adapted to
the South American markets, which re-
quire large variety Of patterns in one
package, and OF abort pieces, whereas the
American manufacturers seem to persist
10 sending three to Eve patterns In four
to ak colorings in case OF 90 pieces,
each containing from As to 90 yards: As
soon as thia obstacle will be removed, the
American fabrics, by dint Of their snpee.
riority 10 quality aud style and their
comparatively low price, will not be long
10 driving all European composition out
Of these mark ets.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.

nHE countenance is pale and
leaden-colored, with occasional
aQshcs, or a circumscribed spot on
one or both cheeks; the eyes become
dull thcpupilsdiIutc; an azuresemi-
circle runs along the lower eye-lid;
the noseisirritated, swells, andsome-
times bleeds; a swelling Of the upper
lip; occasional headache, with hum
ming or throbbing Of the ears; an
unusual secretion Of saliva; Shiny or
funed tongue; breath very foul, par
ticularly in the morning; appetite
variable, sometimesvoracious, witha
gnawing sensation Of the stomach, at
Others, entirely gone; fleeing pains
in the stomach; occasional nausea
and vomiting; violent pains through
out the abdomen; bowels irregular,
at times costive; stools Shiny; not
unfrequently tinged with blood;
belly swollen and hard; urine tur-
bid ; respiration occasionally diff
cult, and accompanied by hiccough;
coughsometimesdrya convulsive;
uneasy and disturbed sleep, with
grinding of the teeth; temper varia-
BE, but generally irritable, &c.
Whenever the above symptoms
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01
lbaGnteILgeuetn:
TERMS of SUBSCRIPTIONS
DAILY.

nail IN alrantc, postage prepaid.
BY "'"' "a 90 Three mon,hs.....S2 %
%, ,s d., .,... 10 One mOnlh'.." 70
Is carriers In Cit and Suburbs ats cents
I.i,''s " V'" per week
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01
The IIcathen Chinee.

.. &,Willi', Of Kentucky, made an in.
NN'alS report to the House on the
, sL's question. 1t asserts that the
. .'1Sf Of Chinese in the Pacific States is
\, NJ ~ :, than 10000; that In the cities
WI, SSalae'e will occupy a room that
~ VIZ not accommodate five working.
y. y t . their families. The report dc.
y @elt inmOtAlities as loathsome In
i,t si..''eue, rendering them most unde.
n, vi. Members Of society. Wherever
y ,S Sa's, property dcpreciates 10 value,
n,i S'l' habits are 80 tiIthy as to render
Precautions futile. A resolu.
4. M, appended that the President Of
s,, sa'lsd States be requested to open
NV, ,,Sp0ndence Immediately with The
m 1%Ssnt! Of China and Great Britain
E,,,,@,is.T view Of securing a change or
MI. 'soI Of all stipulations in existing
r,S.a Which permit unlimited immi.
OF Chinese to the United States.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01

l. u widow widow Of President Tyler assisted
assd. s!a 10 receiving her guests at a
d. ''' IN the White House last satpr.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01

s,.,g IN ai,dna, potiGse prepaid.
Dy 81 50 sII mOnIhs:....:"sl %
NJ, Jsif .''''-.''' ..,.,............SI 70 each.
10 sG@ y, 20 eAch'
j si's u iEruty ~ ~
j. az. II tEsHrj .nve"..- '.''''''''''''' Y" e'eu'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01
rRANsPoRrATIoR.
DTrrsBuRdH, CINCINNATI q 81. LOUIE
R "A 4. %AY5P WAX. pryIslos-PAN
@GM
New LIuo Between Pittsburgh and
wheeling.

Time Table, .aiius eject on Monday, Fshury
ash, 1873, Il n follow; .
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01

NLEyELAND 4 PITTSBURGH RAILROAD,
" 00EDRNSRD zLhR CARD.
On and after May 10th, 1877, Trains viii run
daily Except sunday a follows, yis; =.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01

Nos. s and 10 make close connection at columbui
for all point, South and Southwest; nj Chicago for
all points West md Northwest.
EAlt-bound trains make conn ections at Baltimore
for Philadelphia, New York and Boston. At Waah-
ington City Tor all points South.
West-bGund tralns make direct connections Tor
al principal points West and Northwest.
Pullman Palace carr on all night trains.
No, 10 on Saturday night has no connection for
Chicago or sanduSky.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01
DRUGGISTS.
Ami KINDS OF CAKES,

Biscuit, Batter Cakes, Mufaus, Corn Bread, Pud.
dipgs, de, made quick and elegant with LOGAN,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-03-01
1I,LOODY DUEL.

O.,,0utrc Between dc witt CIin.
,on and john SWartwout Near
New York.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21
BUDGET OF FUN.
What Is Done with HuttermiIk

A young lady from the city boarding forthe
summer at farm house on the borders Of
Delaware county, visited the dairy attached,
and watched the country maid IN her toll with
marked attention.
"Your task is II aborious one.' she remark,
ed to the maid.
Somewhat, ma'am," was the reply,
Mature is indeed wonderful IN her work
ings," continued the lady. "Observc the green
grass in the fields, and in II short time 1t is
converted into milk, and from milk to butter"
"les, ma'am."
Honey is strange anomaly, also. Observe
the little bee wandering from flower to flower,
extracting the sweetness thcrelom and depos-
ting it in the globuar form in the comb
Eyes, ma'am."
rs there sufficient nutriment in 1t to be of
any practical usc?"
Yes, ma'am."
"If am not exhaustinS your patience, may
ask you what use is made of the buttermilk ~
I'VE feed some of it to the hogs, and whats
left we feed to the boardcrs."
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21
BLANCHARD & BLANCHARD,

lttO!pieyS at Lar
NORrC; y q J., "a If..-On the 18th day of May
vi A. ID. 1873 Elias Richardson executed and delivered To
Octavus r. Hamburg his mortgage deed of that date there
by conveying said Hanbury lots ten and twelve in block
eigtyonc in States Addition 10 Ottawa NOW cy) also
lot number four in tavar Addition 10 OutOts in the
city of OTTAWA tract of land east of the Dayton road
the southwest fractional quarter of section one township
hythrcc north, range three east of the third principal
meridian fronting sixty feet the Dayton road and
running to Fox rVcr;all III La Sale county, Illinois
That said mortgage duly recorded in the Recorders of
ce of said ii sale county on said 18th day OF May 1919, III
volume -. page iSi thereof
That said mortgage was executed ana delivered 10 Sc
the of three prOSSory notes OF even date
herewith executed by the said Elias Richardson each note
being for the of i've hundred dollars and payable 10 the
order of said Hamburg in two and three years after the
dates thereof respectively with Interest AT ten per cent per
annum. payable semtannualy.
That said Hahury by Endorsement on the back of each of
said notes duly assigned and delivered the together
with said mortgage Sas W Cheevcr President of the
Illinois River Bridge Company and that said Silas W
Chcevcr such assignee il now the legal holder OF sad
notes and mortgage. ~
That on the 2th day March u. 1871 said Illinois River
Bridg, hy r. G. Alien, its treasurer released 10
said Richardson said outot number four in Cavary Add
ton 10 Out.lOs of the city OF Ottawa, DC.
That AL OF said notes now over due ana DEFAULT mas
been made in the payment thereof That there due
thereon cpa and interest twelve hundred anG NIFTY
nine dollars and six cents.
Now therefore by virtue of the power in said
contained shall the 2d day of October A. u. 1873. at
Of the La Sale County Court House sell public auction
the lots and parcels Of land above described to wit lots ten
and twelve In blobk cigtyunc in States Addition 10 Oa
city,, and all the right, title Interest. homestead
rights equity of redemption of the said Elias Richardson
therein, TO the highest and best bidder, for cash
5. W. ClEEVER.
President Illinois River Bridge Company
Ottawa. H., August 81, l-ls.-iW
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21
CHUBBUCK & DOMINY,
STATf; OF ILLINOIS, la SALLl

STArF; OF ILLINOIS, la SALE Co IS
- IN ne Circuit Court, October term, A. d. 1873.
Sarah T.. Mann u.s. William r. Mann.-iR ChdHCsrV
Affidavit of the non residence of William II. Manu. the
above named defendant. having been filed III the clerks
office of the Circuit Court of sand county notice is therefore
hereby given the said resident defendants that the
complainant filed her bill of complaint in said court, the
chanccry side thereof the 18th day of August 1873
and that ereupOn summons issued out OF said court,
wherein said suit Is pending, rcurnabc the second
Monday in the month of October next is by law required
Now, unless you the said NONRESIDENT defendant above
named, shall personally he and appear before said Circuit
Court the first day Of the next term thereof he holden
AT Ottawa, in and for the said county the second Monday
October next, and plead, demur Ia the said
COmpainnnts bill of complaint the and the mhtters
and things therein charged and stated will be taken
fessed and decree entered against You according To the
prayer Of said bill ROSWELL W. HOLMES, Clerk.
Ottawa. Illinois August 18th. 1878
CUUBBUCK IL DOMINY. Compt's Sol. aug3l-iw
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21
JOHN B. RICE,

IITOTWFV az LUW.
MN \ l. SFHI"HI .F.N1 emf NOTICE..-Es.
TATE OF JONI BELL DECEAsED-Noticc Is hereby
given all persons Interested In said estate, that the under
signed, AninstrariX of the Estate of said John Bell.
deceased will appear before the County Court e the county
of La Sale and state of Illinois NJ the County Court House
in Ottawa, in said county Monday, the 2lst day Of
October 1875 for the purpose of rendering an cunt
her proceedings in the administration of said estate for
the inal settlement.
Dated AT Ottawa this 9Th day Of September lsls.
MELISSA j. HAWKS.
ATTEST: y. W. SToCKsLHGER. Administrator
Clerk County Court La sale Co.. H. scpti-iw
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

Mamma (who has been screaming AT the top
of her voice for over ten minutes To Johnny,
who has just crawled down from the hay-lotU
You naughty, naughty boy, Why didn't
YOU answer me betOrc?' Johnny very limo
Gently: a didn't hear you TIL you called
free or four tines
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

Bishop Wilson of Calcutta was travelling TO
his diocese, when a breeze sprung up, then IA
squall and at last matters got so bad that the
skipper came below with a grave countenancc.
My lord,' sand he "in very few minutes
yOr will be IN heaven Dear, dear Cjacu-
lated the bishop, chow ,'eiy horrible"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

Johnny" said sporting Third ward faith
er johnny, what have you got in your fist"
Two pears" said Johnny. Good hand,'
said the absentmindcd parent, take the pot"
then he blushed, and, pointing to a brass ket-
tic he added, "to your mother"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21
rINAI. SETTI ,ENIENr NOTICt,.-E

EINAI SET'rII I'm EMF NO'rICE,.--Es-
TATE OF ALEXANDER HARRIS, DECEAsED.-Noticc
is hereby given to all persons interested IN said estate that
the undersigned ENeCutrX of the last will and testament
OF said Alexander Harris, deceased will appear before
the County Court OF the county Of LA Sale and state of Hi
nos the County Court House in Ottawa In said county,
on Monday the 2st day of October 1873 for the purpose
of rendering account of her proceedings in the admins
tratiOn of said estate for the final settlement
Dated AT Ottawa, this 26th day of August 1873
MARGARET A. HARRIS,
ATTEST T. W. SroCKsLEGRR. EXccutriX.
Clerk County Court, La Sale Co, Ill. aug3l-iW
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

\ prisoner was arraigned to plead to an in
dctment for burglary. He SAID he wasn't
ready to plead, and didn't care to plead either
way, adding: I'll tell you, Judge, just how
the matter hangs; it | don't get bail to-mor.
row morning I'm going to plead guilty, and
If do | amt. See"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

ALVEY urchln accosted the proprietor of one
of our stores the other day with, Mister, please
gimme stick Of liquorice your clerk goes
with nv sister,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

"What is the defendants character for
truth and veracity?" asked a Maine lawyer of
witness wall, now, squire, she alters used
me fust-rate, I'll be bowed if she didn't. AS
for voracity, squire, why bless you, that air
gal eat whole" Here the judge asks the
witness if he understands the qucstion.-Bos-
tn Transctjpt.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

Travecr-"lIi guard: Have you seen a
man waiting about with one eye Of the name
Of Walker" Guard (musingly)-"N-no, sir;
dunno as 'av. What was the name of the
other eyc, cir?"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

\ Irishman upon his arrival in the United
States, noticing the great number of military
tities exclaimed, What devil of IA battle has
been fought near here, where all the privates
were kilt
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

4 child was called as a witness in "a Charles
ton court The opposing lawyer asked her if
she knew where liars went when they died.
and objected 10 her testimony when she an
swered no. We'll, that question has not been
settled by anybody satisfactorily" said the
.Tulpp
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

CELERY SALT-If YOU mix "a celery root,
which has been dried and grated, with one
fourth its quantity of salt, it makes nice sea
soIing and keeps long time
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

They were talking about the weight of differ
ent individuals in a certain family in Newark
the other evening, and the daughters young
man spoke up before he thought, and said Il
tell you that Jenny isn't so very light, either,
although she looks So And then he looked
suddenly conscious and blushed, and Jenny
became absorbed in studying chrome on the
wall
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

A native OF Paddyland asked nelghbor If
he had ever seen red blackberry. "Shure,
an have" said Pat. "All blaCkberrics are
red when they are Crane"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21
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The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

People have different notions of time. A
landlord, who is his own rentcollector, recent
" called on an old tenant, who with pale,
trembling lips taltered, Pm very sorry, but
times are so hard and--andI am not quite
ready. Ifyou could only giveme little time"
Well well you have always been a good pay
err" said the landlord. "a little tiu,e--eh?
Certainly. am going up stairs and-I will
look in as | come down."
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-09-21

w EDDJ~G AND INN1TA'TIpS
w PAPkI. suEneloDess at Osnsu y 1spensu',.
The new Northwest. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1871-1887, 1878-05-31
Golden Apothegms.

non. Adam WOOlever, OF Allentown,
lectufed recently in Lebanon, Pennsyl-
vaniai on "Ihe Enfranchisement of
/ Women" Many of the sentences Of
the lecture are golden apothegms. In
stance the following:
A model nation must have Justice for
its foundation, aud liberty tor its ton
stone.
savages-not civilized men-look
upon clemency as cOwardice. The cause
of equal Suffrage is an uprising Of com
mon sense instructive Justice, and en-
lighteued conscience.
The Withholding of the ballot from
woman is the last relic Of barbarism.
Force and caste must be eliminated
from the government Of the future.
We must break the crust of prejud
by agitation.
The ballot is soft and light as a snor
fake, but swift and strong as lightnir
Impartial suffrage is the herb lOe-
SCI gat for % eure the 0o.icu's wounf
&c would brius with it purity and jus
tice.
Woman Suffrage is pure republican
democracy.
Lust Of power does not belong to re7-
souable and kindly men.
Woman pre-eminently possesses the
four cardinal virtues-prudence, fOrti-
tude, temperance, and justice.
The meaner a man is the more be de-
spises woman.
The woman movement is strong and
sure as a snow storm, though, like a
snow storm, you cannot see which way
it is drifting.
When a man attempts to bind his
brother with a chain, God binds the
man himself with the other end of the
chain.
He is next to the gods whom reason
impeis.
More flies can be caught with a drop
of honey than with barrel of vinegar
therefore keep sweet in this reform.
Opposition TO equal suffrage has no
better source than the law Of the
strongest.
The new Northwest. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1871-1887, 1878-05-31

Don't think when you have won a
wife that you have won "a slave.
Don't think that your wife has less
feeling than your sweetheart. Her re-
lationship to you simply is changed,
not her nature.
DON'T think that you can dispense
with an the little civilities Of life toward
her you marry. She appreciates these
things quite as much as other women.
Don't be gruff and rude at home.
Had You been that sort Of fellow be-
fore marriage, the probabilities are you
would toe sewing on your own buttons
stili.
Don't make your wife thiuk she IS
au iucumounce on you by giving
grudgiugiy. Whatshe needs give cheer
fully, as If 10 we're pleasure so 20 do.
She viii feel better, and SO will you.
DON'T meddle with affairs Of the house
under her charge. You have no more
right TO be poking your nose into the
kitchen than she has 20 walk into your
place of business and give directions 90
your employees.
Dom find fault with her extravaea ance
iu ribbons, etc, until you have shut
down 90 cigars, tobacco, whisky, etc.
DON'T leave your wife 40 home Go
..Na HNH lAAf HAA AANN HAfNN 'NN Aa.'aN
0my. while you bolt down no night 90
see The show or spend o dollar on bill
liaris
Don't bolt your supper and hurry oil
to spend your evenings iouuging around
away from your wife. Before marriage
yon cnuldu't spend evenings enough
with her
D1n'i prowi I'm the loafng resorts uu-
tii midnight, wasting your time in cui-
pabie id.euess, leaving your wife lonely
at home 10 brood over your neglect and
appointment.
Don't think the woman you PROM
ised 90 glove, cherish, and protect be-
comes your servant as her part Of The
contract.
Don't expect q wife 20 love and honor
you if you prove brute unworthy OF
love aud honor.
Don't caress your wife IN public and
suari aud growl no ber in private. This
proves ynu both a hypocrite and dog.
Don't wonder that your wife is not as
cheerful as she used TO be, when she Doe
bors from early morn till late 90 night
Co pluder TO the comfort and caprice oil
q selfish pig who las not soul enough O.
appreciate her.
Don't, if your wife has faults, be con.
stautly reminding her Of them, Will,
you have never word Of commenda
tiou for her virtues.
The new Northwest. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1871-1887, 1878-05-31

a lIrLISlIAN's BAD MATHEMATICS
When Thomas drove up 70 house on
Elizabeth street the other day TO deliver
the usual quart of mixture, the gentle
man of the house kindly inquired:
Thomas, how many quarts of milk
do you deliver pr
"Ninety-One, sir"
"Aud how many cows have you >"
"Nine, sirn
The gentleman made some remarks
about the early spring, close of the
Eastern war, and the state Of the roads,
and then asked:
'oay, Thomas, how much milk per
day do your cows average27
seven quarts, sir"
"Ah-um," said the gentleman, as he
moved Off
Thomas looked after him, scratched
his head and all at once grew pale as he
pulled out a short pencil aud began to
figure on the wagon cover.
Mine cows is nine, and I set seven
quarts down under the cows and multi
Ply that's 63 quarts Of milk. I told
him I sold 81 quarts per day. Sixty
three from 81 leaves 2S and none to
carry. Now where do 1 get the rest of
the milk? Rll be hanged if / haven't
given myself away to one of my best
customers by leaving a burned big cav
ity in these figures To be filed with
water 3'-DctrOH Free Press.