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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-05-14
ST. PAUL, TUESDAY. MAY IA, 1878.
NOV TOR ALL THE FACTS.

No ono capable of putting two and two
together has ever had any "moral' doubt
that Hayes obtained the Office of President
by the grosscst frauds in history, and that
Hayes himself was fully aware of those
frauds and willing party to them. The
investigation of the frauds has been en-
trusted is to obtain all the legal evidence,
and present it to the country in such shape
az will forever brand every member of the
great conspiracy with the seal of Fraud. If
the committee stands squarely up to its
work, there is no manner of question that
not only Hayes, but Noyes, Sherman, Kas-
son, Stanley Matthews and othere of about
equal prominence will be exposed as the
primo movers and chief engineers of the
enormous crime.
It is fact upon which the Democratic
party is to be congratulated that only two
Democratic Congressman were found so re-
creant to their plain obligation as to attempt
to hide the truth of history by voting against
the resolution empowering the committee to
investigate. These two were Mills, of Texas,
and Buckner, of Missouri, and we sincerely
trust that their constituents will on the first
opportunity read them lesson that will last
them for life.
The line is now fairly drawn. The Repub-
icans with the exception of three members,
Butler, Fort and Mitchell, have declared
themselves in favor of covering up and con-
doning fraud. The party through its repre-
sentatives has placed itself on record as re-
cognizing and approving fraud. The Dem
ocrats are prepared to meet their opponents
which side will win.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-05-14
Stage Line from Fort Pierre to the Black
Hills.

stage L1He IfCin FOft Pierre to the BACK
Hills.
YASKToS, D. T., May 1s.-Luke Voorhees,,
superintendent of three stage lines leading to
Deadwood, has just returned from Pierre,
where he has completed arrangements for a
stage line from there to Deadwood, to connect
with steamers from this city. Mail service has
been ordered on this route, and regular coaches
will begin running on the 18th, carrying pas
sengers and mail. Arrangements are nearly
completed for mail service on the semi-weekly
packet line running between Yankton and
Pierre.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-05-14

The Ohio Senate yesterday, by party vote,
adopted resolution resembling the resolution
to adjourn at o'clock P. H., and adopted res
luton to adjourn Wednesday at 6 o clock A. NJ.
Among the kilograms received by Emperor
William congratulating him on his escape from
the assassin, vas one signed ''Ihe President of
the French Republic McMnhon,'' which has
made an especially favorable impression.
The frost at Lacrosse Sunday night was
heavy enough to destroy all kinds of plants
and young vegetables. Corn and small grain
crops are set back some. No further damage.
No frost is reported along the Southern Mime
sofa railway. ~
The penitentiary committee of tho Ohio
Legislature. yesterday submitted q report stat
ing that the treatment of convicts at the Ohio
penitentiary under the late administration,
was similar to that pursued under former adj
ministrations. They say that at least suspi-
cion attached to the conduct Of certain female
guards. A minority of the committee submit
ted report stating that the treatment of the
convicts was as humane as consistent with dis
cipine, and that the other charges were sense
tional and unjust.
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All mail subscriptions payable invariably in advance.
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THE SUNDAY GLOBE.

TIE GLOBE will be furnished every day In the
veok to city subscribers at S. cents per month $40
per year.
py mail the SUNDAY GLOBE Will be one dollar per
rear In addition to the rate given above for mail
subscribers.
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ALL AROUND THE GLOBE.

Hon. Murat Halsted, editor of the Ciucinnat,
Commercial, returned from Europe yesterday.
Heavy frosts are reported Sunday night in
parts of New York and Pennsylvania, doing
considerable damage to crops.
A resolution in the House of the Ohio lcgis-
lature yesterday, endorsing President Hayes
Southern policy was postponed until next Janu-
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SALTWATER NEWS.

The new Touring mill started up yester-
day.
Water is falling two inches a day in Lake
St. Croix.
The Aunt Betsey passed through to-day,
on her way to St. Paul, this being her last
trip till the water rises.
The Maggie Reaney came in yesterday
with IL 500 bushels of wheat from Prescott
and 600 barrels of flour from Hastings.
Joseph Youngbeaur was charged, on COM
plant of Miss Altevin, of the larceny of a
ring. On being arraigned before Judge Nor
CORD, Saturday evening. Youngbeaur plead
guilty and was fined $40 and costs.
Arrivals at the Sawyer house yesterday:
]. Thompson, Minneapolis; S. K. Crowell,
New York; E. L. Shackford, St. Paul; James
Sevill, st. PaulJ. C. Whitaker, St. Paul
G. W. Woodward,i Langdon; H. J. Palmer,
St. Paul
The following to E. w. Durant, from the
drive is encouraging:
SNAKE RIVER, May 7.-E. w. DURANr
We expect to get in the Snake river dam
with clean rear in two days. Our drive is
now below the falls, on Snake. Everything
clean, railroad logs and everything that We
| could find; there is no doubt that we car
| get them into the St. Croix now. 1t has
run very dry this spring, but we managed te
save water enough to get along. Hay creek
is cleaner now than it has been since saw
it. Mallory and Bates & McCluer, and we arc
all together. but Chesley Brook is not ou
yet. We are all going to help them to gel
out when we get to the mouth of the Brook
and that will be the last drive on Snake this
year, except some that are in the upper dam
| and there is not water enough to try to gel
them now. We are going to hang to our
drive until they go in, if there is ghost Of
show. We stand as good show now a.
any body, as our logs are all most short ant
old, and they drive very easy, and we car
catch a head on the dam, SO as to drive every
| other day. Yours, VIM. SAUNTRY.
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BISMARCK TO DEADWOOD.

Graphic Description Of the Trip Immetli-.
ately Following tho Great Storm by the
"Globo" CORRESPONDENCE Porsonals Of st.
He Might Have Written About but Re-
g Trained from Doinx-Business Prospects,
Deadwood Attractions, Etc.
DEADwooD, D. T., May 5th.-It was my
misfortune to "strike'' the run from Bis
marck to Deadwood, Immediately after one
of the heaviest storms that ever deluged the
land, consequently the $50 miles ride over
alkali lands; the fording of swollen streams
underlying of others; the scanty larders Of
ranches; the delays, monotony and many
vexations of the four days trip were such as
to render our coach load of ten persons in
Guiding two ladies and two children anything
but amiable when 1t finally alighted at the
Eldorado of the great Northwest. Ordi-
narily the road is an excellent one, and the
trip positive pleasure, therefore our ex-
perience becomes no criterion by which to
form an estimate of the famous "Custer
route.'' The stock, both live and rolling,
is the best that money could buy; convent
emily located ranches for the refreshment of
man and beast abound; courteous messen-
gers vigilant out-riders and careful drivers
accompany each coach, while the climate and
scenery arc of a character to charm the
traveller whether he be to the manor born,
or an arthodo1 "tenderfoot" direct from
| ''the States.''
The great storm interrupted travel and
Vo1 Of yo1y fhor nv,
five persons, 80 that when our coach, the
second out, started, twelve human beings
we're slowed within it like tabled behring's in
Der were Of tender age and babyish pro
gained by counting them as two of the pre-
scribed cargo, was more than neutralized by
the corpulency of our front seat passengers,
Williams, &c. K.''-which final letters being
interrupted signify high and grand "kick-
ers,'' respectively. The Major is brick,
being the butt of all fun and competent to
give neat rejoinder. The colonel, per con
ira, clicked in dead earnest, as one or two
this day (metaphorically) elevates o pedal
extremely whenever reminded of the tedious
| trip. "Mack''-the funny drummer fol-
Beaupre, Allen & Keogh-G rimshaw. who
as ranchero, feeds his frugal bovines, on
an elegant range just without the hills, and
Mr.. Webster who, with silvery locks and
we'll filed pocket book, was en- route to the
Hills for speculative purposes, held down the
middle seat, and took turns dry nursing
BARNS to the infinite comfort of thei1
| ma umao Ohio cat in tho raar coat IF oil
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1878-07-27
Not an Enormously Rich Country.

DR.. RedReld in letter to the Cincinnati
Commercial says: 1t is a mistake TO suppose,
as many Congressman do, that this is a
great country, enormously wealthy and can
stand most anything. 1t is great in territor-
ial extent, but it is not wealthy. Squeeze
the wind out Of it, and there is less real
wealth remaining than we have supposed.
The ridiculous census figures Of 1870 are
time and again paraded in Congress as an
evidence of our inexhaustble wealth."
and that we can stand large appropriations
and expensive government. As matter OF
fact, these figures represent half wealth and
half wind. They were taken at the height
of the initiation period, when we were sail
ing to glory in balloons so far above sub
stantial basis that our financial neck ia
about to break before we get back. These
windy fgures-beg pardon Of the figures,
mean they were based on wind-make 1t
appear that the national wealth doubled be-
tween 1860 and ls7OI Now as u matter Of
fact, the natural gain was consumed in the
furnace Of war, and in the nature of things
the increase during this decade could have
been but small. The fact that it was small
we now know, or are fast learning, and will
have still more lessons on the subject beat
into our heads before the census of 1850.
By that time the wind in the initiation bal
loon may be so far squeezed out that the
figures will show what the wealth Of the
country really is. Mark my prediction; 1t
will be found not greatly above what it was
in 1860.
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Oilinu tie Hinges,

The old man was oiling the hinges Of the
stove door, and carelessly singing one of
Beethoven's best, when middle-aged wo-
man entered the station and began:
Mr.. joy, are yoa a good manT
Well, tolerable-tolerable he replied. Il
never dropped bad nickel into the street
car box, and don't go fishing on Sunday
Mr.. Joy, am canvassing for money to
buy Bibles, and 50 forth, for the African
heathen,' she continued, as she exhibited a
poss-boek.
Are, eh Does he seem to want n Bible 2
He does. He sits on the sands of his
native shore and looks longingly this way
Does, eh2 Sitting right there this morn
ing, supposcY
lie is How much will you subscribe,
Mr.. Joy ?"
Madam, I've got to lift mortgage be-
fore noon to-day, and
You will certainly give something,' she
interrupted.
And I've got to meet fire and life insur-
auce, pew rents, taxes, and
Put down what your noble heart dictates,
she said, as she handed him the book.
lie reflected for a moment and then ask
ed:
will Eve dollars convert heathen-a
great big, two-fsted heather, with a stiff
knee 2"
IL think so.'
lie figured with pencil on the bottom OF
the chair, and said
Five dollars into two hundred pounds Of
heather is forty pounds for a dollar. That
is, less sec um ten pounds for twenty-five
cents, and none to carry. Divide the divi-
dend by the divisor, cut off the cube root,
carry nothing, and, madam, you take this
quarter and convert ten pounds of heather
for me. That's all can spare-no use talk
ing-ten pounds-here comes his Honor.
She went away puzzled and amazed, at
his figures, and Bijah looked after him and
mused:
l ought to have taken mortgage on my
share Of that heather, but Pm just that care
less in business affairs
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1878-07-27
TOttY's Husband Fails.

Are the babies learning the ways of this
wicked world before their time. An ex-
change gives as "a fact the following Incl
dent, when bright little four year old was
Initiating her elders by playing making
cllls;'
Totty1Now, mamma, you DO Mitheth
Dones, and III DO Mitheth Smith an tum
to make you q tall!
Mamma-'Very we'll Mrs. Smith, Pm
glad to see you. How do you do, and how
are the childrenT
Tim twite well, tank YOU but the
children has all dot the hooping-tof.'
MIN sorry to hear it. How many
children have you, Mrs, Smith?
T.-'oh, has ten, and dey is gate tyal
to me wifi my housekeepin.'
M.-'They must be, indeed. But how
does your husband, Mr.. Smith, dor
T.-'He's very well, tank you, but he's
had bad bithness, and he hath failed
Min sorry to hear that your husband
has iailsdj but you haven't lost everything
Mrs. Smith, for s0e you make calls in
your own carriage
T-'Oh, yesl teep my tarriage. We has
paid one cent on a dollar, and doze right
on
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1878-07-27

In little, low, wedge. shaped hall on the
upper floor of No. 70 Barrow street, Joseph
P. English 'the converted clown told last
night the story of his life 1t was strange
interior. Upon the walls were hung scrip
tural texts and the most astonishing
chromos. Over the platform at the end of
the hall was the adomonition, Get acquain-
ted with Jesus and Immediately below the
request, Gentlemen will please not spit to-
bacco juice on the Aoor.' The audience was
composed of the people of the neighborhood,
who assembled regularly for temperance
meetings. The speaker is tall wiry man,
with iron gray hair, thin, sharp face, and
remarkably bright, black eyes. He gave
the "reminiscences in driblets, interspersng
much general exhortation. His quaint
manner, dry humor and dramatic way Of
talking made what is said interesting.
After sketch of his early life in Dublin,
he said: MY father was as strict about the
shows and theatres as about drinking. One
day went to see circus. The clown took
my fancy. l said then if ever grew up to
be q man l would become clown. No
hardship ever kept me from that purpose.
When came to this country joined my
first circus, 1t burst up in three days.
But that didn't discourage me. kept on
and finally became a clown. At last my
wife begged me to leave the show business.
was then playing at Chatham Four Cor
ners.
took her TO the circus to see me. When
we got home asked her how she liked it,
She said, Oh you looked so ridiculous My
ardor all oozed out of my fingers. Said /,
But didn't play well p She replied, 1
felt so ashamed when saw you in the ring
that would have given anything to be
home That decided me. was then play
ing with 'Sullivan's Hibernian Bards.'
said, when leave this show l will never
60 to another | went to Poughkeepsie and
opened gin mill and larger beer saloon,
where sang and told funny stories. My
wife thought it was restaurant, and moth
ing but eating and drinking in it. didn't
tell her what it was. thought liquor sell
ing was all right. mad good moral char
acter-the government declared had. If |
wanted to go to see the crowned heads Of
Europe, all l need is to show them my
liquor license.
One day customer who spent much
money at my bar came in half drunk
While he was standing there a little girl en-
tered with pail. She wanted quart Of
lager. When gave it to her she turned tc
the man, pulling his sleeve, and said, Pa
come home. Mother said she would get you
this beer if you would come home to drink
it, The drunken brute snarlcd out, Gel
home, or I'll break your back I had been
to Temperance meeting the night before
All in a moment it flashed upon me that
was making this father a sot. said, Il have
sold my last glass of rum or lager signed
the pledge and have kept it. Everything
has prospered with me since, and have
done my best for temperance.
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s1sA "A TELEPHONES

% Mixed Cards. Snowflake. Damask, &C., no
OO alike, with name, ~ cts. J. MINKLER q
CO. Nassau Ny.
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HUMOROUS.
int's meat-Gold and Silver.

-Mint's meat-Gold and Silver.
"A fat ofiice-The soap boilers.
Silver jewelry still continues in favor.
Unreasonable haste is the sure road to
error.
Truth squashed to earth will get up
againW
The early angler catches the worm and
a cold.
The color line-two inches above boys
collar.
Greatness always wears mantel of
meekness.
--Gauze bonnets are worn very much at
the seaside.
TO balance Probabilities-get a Fair
banks Scale.
Where there's will there's way-for
lawyers fees.
The new bunting for summer dresses
has lace stripes.
-Gentility without ability is worse than
plain beggary.
This is the weather that compels tina
collar to surrender.
With equestrians the power behind was
thrown is horse power.
Money doesn't make the man, but
twenty shillngs make the sovereign.
"A waste of money-To put ten dollar
hat on dimes worth of brains.
of blind wood sawyer-None ever saw
him see, but hundreds have seen him saw.
All other knowledge is hurtful to him
who has not honesty and good nature.
1t was on entering barber shop that
Rienzi said, Il come not here to talk
The more women look in their mirrors,
the less they look to their houses.
When a boatswain pipes all hand to
quarters he dosen't do things by halves.
"A question before the houso-"Can you
give poor fellow something to eat ?"
"A young mans sweetheart having
soured on him, he now calls her his sweet
tart.
kindness is slowed away in the heart
| like rose leaves in drawer, to sweeten
every object around them.
There's a slight difference between an
operation on it, heskull and a scullery one
is a terpan, and the other pantry.
1t is becoming more and more evident
exery day that an iron-clad war vessel would
make an excellent sinker for fishing line.
- Whats the matter with your eye, Tom
myY oh, its only been going through an
operation at the hands of knockulist, that's
ALL
Edmund Yates says that some one sent
him mourning card recently with this in
scription on it Epitaph for Beaconsield-
Give the devil jew
1t is now the season to make your bets
on the number of men who will be twisted
into carpet rags this harvest time on the
tumbling rods of thrashing machines,
- Clergymen, remarked an exchange,
'liko railway brakemen, do great deal OF
coupling Ay, yes; and then the coupled
ones do all the switching
A chap dreamed for twenty consecutive
nights that he was out carriage riding, and
he couldn't imagine any reason for the fact
until he discovered that his bed was a little
buggy.
A Nyack man was discovered in the
cellar Of grocery store looking into barrel
OF beef. When asked what he was doing
there he gently and timidly replied, 4 wish
l could get eorned like that
A very tall, thin Highlander, said that
he had a cold in his head, originating in
wet feet She looked at him slowly, from
head to foot and back again as if measuring
the distance the cold had to travel, and then
calculated, Gracious me you must have
got your feet wet some time last year,
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Drugs and Medicines.
Wonderful, but True
A. j. DURLING,
PROPRIETOR OF THE PEOPLES
Drug and Family Medicine
ANNOUNCEMENT.

ANNOUNCEMENT.
Owing to the general depre sicn in business,
the great reduction Ot wa"es for labor &C
deen, 1t my cuty at this ume to give the people
Of ehigh;on and vlcmiy THE EioN's SHARP OF
MY tROFlTs Read and rrn enter the follow.
lug Pnces OF a few OF the many articles sold ut
my Drug Storet
PATLNr MEDICTNES-al ~ Preparations
so cents such rs Viner ar DlttcTs. Hos tetttr's,
Drakos Pant hOn, Mi. HERS Herb, Geru an
Bltters and all others formerly g., now IS cts.
SIC. preparations 4Oc. ana 2jc .rcpPratons2)c,
col d, COUGH and LUNG REMEDIES "a
Jayne's EX XOec GRANT, Ha rs and Al ems Bal.
SAN. Ayers cherry pectoral, Milk cure Cod
Liver oil, God Liver on aud Lime Rnd Others
formerly Il now 81 cents.
HAIR PREPARATIONS - Hairs Hair Re-
newer, MOntoomery's. ayers Hair ViPor.
and Mrs Aliens, formerly u now S5 cts. All
5uU pIepar tious OF above character now acc.
LINIHENTS- - Laubach'S, Lows Magnetic,
DOunelly's Electric. Samson on, kquwHN'S
Rehef, Magic OIL, Ga gling on Wld1re Linz.
meut, anu all others formerly SOC. now ACC.
Aorse, Cattle nnd mi ken Powders formerly
&c. now :Oc.: Durlns's celebrated Condlt Oh
Powders improved 35c. per pound.
Keniu's Hamburg Drops, ACC per oottie' Breast
Tea, &c. DacEage; Pills OG ali Bln0S formerly
Csc. now .Oc. per 6ox.
PLASTERS-POrOus Arnica. Poor Mans and
al others formerly .bc now .oc.
WORM RENEDIES-Worm Syrups. Vermi.
fuges, Nolm Lozenees and ConfectioAs iOim'
cry 25C. now &c.
Roots, BarGs. Herbs, Medical Teas, &c, &c.
formerly from iVc. to 5c. per OF. nUw 20. to &c.
per o.
Castor Oh BDlsam de Malta, Essence Of Pep.
pc mint, Essence OI Lemon, Golden Tlncture,
Paregoiic, and Glpceriue formerly lOc to loc.
now &C to l0c pei bOtt.e
El erything Down Dawn ! Down !
Caustic Soda, for Making Soap. from cents
to 10 cents Dor pound.
Castor on, strictly pure, sec. per quart. BY the
gallon less.
LOOK KAGAIN.-WALL PAPER, Cold Git
pai Cr l0C; q azad Papers formerly nc. TO 3jc.
now 20c Wmte Blanks and TIuts formerly lsc.
to 25c. now l2c. to 15c, ur6 Brown Backs form
eIly l0c. to 12c. now 7c. to SC.
Physicians PRESCRIPTIONS and Family Recipes
compounded at GreUty heduCed Rates. Go OF
send to DU URLING'S
ttavng had AZ experience Of almost Twenty
Years III the Drug business more than Ten OF
win Ch have been In LehightOn, VIII IN rhe tn-
tule as have IN the pas. Guarantee to all the
very Best and Purest Drugs, Medicines, &C.. to
be found III the American Markets. 1 BUY
FOR DASH Dec lF-nOV3
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