The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1878-09-26
Wit and Humor.
The dog catchers have formed base
'all club. They call it the k-nine.

Austria is taking her share of Turkey
with ball and powder instead of with
cranberry sauce
The erasshoppers have eaten up all
OF Bismarcks cabbages-I}ismarck, of
Colorado, of course.
When mosquito iailS TO MAKE IN
impression on hlShIS PollS"e" o''''-
mead 1t slides OH on the ear
Two young Cinnamon IN san iran
CISCO are Prcp'nmS loF i',e Hl'''Gol'''I
ministry |.'f' I''l Will "' 'i'' '''S GU
as cu1-faJeS'
y young lady IN Wisconsin refused
an oIset % I,,'' '', ' aI il - s,,,,or.
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Inc P"pIiG cay 10 an ''l W W" W
DIV. ,,.;iI +l,at f,r.ofr tine cor,o
b. J,It,' "iiJ'' R,,1isE. "
=, -,
men Is defeated c;'holu"!e me 'llG
ealth W men ne ltelS DIS Il iic ii"''
S S,(.l,o i,,'''S S1n,d@', T,,ps
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6irlS viii DE girls says tne 1'eI" .I9
E"$'e' ~ no. th"' nlle,'h me- u, - ' lp1
Slrls WISHES "re consu'' 1 'ioS Il III
w 1''''' i''' y" ~ >''
When an editor declines funny AZ
ticle he does very funny thing P"ch.
Just so; but often the funny thing Is
to find the fun III the funny article.
| have lived Just long enough now to
find out how very little kno, and no
man who refuses to be governed by hiz
faith IL ever going to be very VIE.
"Wataw, will 90 condescend to re-
quest the hand organ grindaw to re-
move? | wish to eat my dinaw, you
know, and the sound is very beastly."
Nicbigan woman hid her COW
under the hay to keep her out of sight
of the tax collector, and a newspaper
calls it a case of cow-hiding by female.
"Can Won see me. dearest ?" said
CHICAGO man 70 his DYING wife. "Tell
me. can You see me 2" NO" she faint
" whispered, "but [ can smell your
BREATH
The old lady who was told bv the
nhotooranher fo look ot that snot on
Inc vii " oftar walking over to i she
sail she conI1n,t soc II witbont hoy
..snecs
,..e.,
"a al 10 euitoi w. ne 49, ~ 4
Hl'icIe9 On oo'i'i .H " llCm WHY ioue'
linn the freedom Of tbe civ nrison for
five veors
H. f,o, 4,o oorntr ona no
nie ~"o a. Uin CIV 'no .1 oo Gnn. 'd'" Az
80 w ~ ~ aIdI ~, ho
ne ;a ioo NJ d" o"e o ,1i, ,eap o ' ;ro
The eclinso stonnod . cor,o Of 1oso
ball at T-tira \ Y Tbn+ sort of +b;no
must not occnr aooin onI tba baovani .
bodies MIGHT no wali nn1orstonI i -
opce.-N.T Oloous P,c0,1y,e'., - ~
po;s1.,. ,,,,,;aan .2,.,,...,-....
- H.; ,'i'-oS P.''.10H 80 was coi1 'l"InliS
ara iI Ia ST. Fan an, I'iu liint Sno S c0u!1
rang oot o'tLe honse " si;j 5e .t, ,ylio -
/ fines for once sb,.'II coma in ;;
60, -, =,
an; Su'u tne ny as 1t craWle4
"-oun't 'Io 1ot'lc, nave passed
;nao''en ~ ti-e iiHsotiin6 "6e' 'he creep
ny - ne ny inS a6e' anu no" am
III tIie III "cIiage tnere IL STUCK
OF the Bay of Naples :" asked an enthu-
siastic yachtman. Yesterday. Yes g
was the answer, lat least in one respect.
They are both full of water. "-Bos,o,,
Transcript.
II brroIors tbiayos or1 ,;o1,roola.s
continue n multioIy nc rariJI,, a oV +ho,'
bovo J1rinc, tbn ,aIt fou. 49, :; Is ,r 'a
ne Iohg before they Il be able to enter
tue political flelI and elect one of their