The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1878-11-27
An AcrOuchcd TOwn-A Pregnant
e'Ounty-t DrizAiing DOctOr.
TCoNrISUED FROM LAST WEEK. I

As l didn't get in enough in the 9th
er piece to respond to the caption, |
now spread out again; and what are
we to say of the Mayor? He WAS min
ny enough, after DIR. Bell had routed
and secuted DIR. Blackburn in their
yellow fever encounter, to go and build
yellow fever hospital and put old
Brown there, and then sent the yellow
fever fellers that had been attacked
with "autumnal fever" to be treated
for "malarial fever" and, after they
were cured by Brown Of yellow fever,
was presumptuous enough to receive
Browns repor. without consulting with
DIR. Bell.
| wish Dean Swift we're here to run
a few couplets through the ruunet Of
that Mayor.
| am told that Pajuka seems to en-
joy her exhaustion, consequent on the
accOuchment DR.. Blackburn gave her
the other day, with as meek an air as a
young mother when she .has just pre-
scented her liege with four-pound per-
sonal pronOm. That town has beat
any thing ever done in any town of her
weight since the race of Tenbroeck Me-
Carhy, or Co.'S Bull hooked Jasn
VS. boss. She must be soggy town,
or her heels must have "ilew UP"
when she shouldered that Blackburn
ovation.
elbow sweetly hushed the hour comes on,
When battles case aud storms are gone"
II it wasn't for them dambons U
mean those railroad promises TO pay)
that same town might now crow as loud
and long as three-foot Shanghie for
DIR. Blackburn actually formed a pro-
cession, and walked down her longest
lane, and then he strided back again.
But the most rash and reckless GUS i.
Allen county. Report mas it, thar she
opened herself the other day and re.
ceived DR.. Blackburn clean to her GEN.
tire; and they do say that when the DR..
got into her, her hide was as tight as
tambourine. l will here take the
privilege of warning said county if she
ever does attempt TO digest as big a
body as the doctor again, she will
"bust!" Don't she remember that one
Teller had sung out GLORIOUS Luke
Blackburn-all hail the next Govern
or of Kentucky"
ooh, Mammoth cave, oh, mighty wonder;
General Jackson, he'll and thunder
I'll bet, as the doctor went into her,
he. pulled the whole outside in after
him. That must have been time of
great friction, and, doubtless, all it
lacked OF complete dramatic success
was Squire Duncan's gun to deliver a
stump speech, and his soap kettle to
chip up tie duddle dunn
BuG how does it come that the
Cour-Jour never cin be prevailed up.
on to mention DIR. Blackburn. You
You will remember that paper was so
reticent while the doctor was down
South graphing with Yaller Jack, like
Eneas fighting the Harpies, that not a
telegram ever even strayed through it
of the whereabouts or whenabouts or
whatabouts of the doctor. Now, when
We come to consider that, as an egotist,
the doctor is as dead failure as Mr..
Benton in his Thirty Years in the SEN
ate, and as retiring as the Federal
army at Bull Run, and fully as mod
est as Watt Tyler or Jack Cade, we
must form, at least, the severest m en-
tai criticisms Of any paper which dill
gently pretermits the careering prom
inades of the very bowsprit of the age
while it teens with the diurnal doing,
of such ordinary fellers and felleresse.
as Car EIlack and the Widder India
Those fellprs in Louisville don't seen
to realiseithat the doctor is an inelfabil
ity, and so luminous that he neve
casts n shadow. He is trinity; he i
the cube of sum total; he is
Now, if you stand there disputing tina
the doctor is all that any body ever ha
been; or is about to be every thing tina
all other men have always failed TO be
you are liar! Why, the doctor is a
extensive as the plan of salvation. Lii
up yourselves. ye everlasting doors
and let the King of Glory in"
Obstreperously yours.
BAALAM Sass.