The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1878-08-02

Boston GIsbe.
We have had whole week Of sundays.
Boston Commercial Bulletin. .--
The Norristown Herald has proposed to
add to the name Of the Pelican State and
calls 1t the State of Lousi-Ananias.
A Detroit poet Snourns because there is
NO word to rhyme with jerks. A new
song has been strangled in the, bud.-Nss0
Orleans Pieayune.
The Philadelphia Permanent Exposition
has paid stockholders nothing, while soap
factories make ten per cent. dividends.
Detroit Free Press.
Let's hear from the man who hoes ten
acres of corn per day. -Dstroit Free Press.
We usually draw hose over ten achers of
corns per day.-Graphie.
Wanted Delinquent subse. ibers to set
de up. P.S.-In answerin0 this adver-
tisement please state in what paper yon
saw it int Cincinnati SGtg Tr5nB Wight
FE Little bits Of lemon,
Little chunks Office,
Little water and sugar,
Make man feel nice.
@ Ua Earla.5 e 7 Boston Post.
The public differ rs to whether Mrs.
jerks has q beautiful nose, but all are
agreed as to the symmetry Of the orifce
from which her impudence procseds.-Ds-
troit FFss Press.
A German farmer disputed his tax bill.
He said "a pays the State tsx, the county
tax, and the school tax; but by tam
paws NO. total tax rs got no total, and
never had any" & ass fr. 1855
One little town in Denmark ships TO
London 2,0oO, 900 eggs in a ysar.--Ns0
York HsrGld. Hope they are all sound,
but you know something is rotten in Dem
mark. k.-Bosson TrdDelsr. ri . a
No, no, Lucien; don't write poetry
start q bank, steal horse, educate mule,
travel with a side.show,go 60 Westjoin base
ball club, whip your wife or do 0somsthing
else ennobIing. Poetry, my boy, leads to
an early grave, and the jury aiSays return
verdict ofjustiaablel lhemicide --.Ade.
The envious editor af the Rsssslss de-
scribes an Eureka cocktail aas follows:
"Coal-burner's Delight" with a squirt OF
electricity for bitter, and nitric acid for
sour, sweetened with arsenic erystallized
from the fumes Of the smelling furnaces
That's an Eureka cocktail.
The golden wheat Is falling in graceful
swaths before the swinging cradles OF the
farmers. The quail in the stnbble whistles
his CHEEKY note. The farmer himself oc-
casionally walks YEARLY to the blackberry
bush near the fence and takes a long pull
at the jng and that's swaths the matter.
N. 7. Herald.
Medesty blooms, blossoms and
fades by the. wsyside. unnoted, unrecog-
nized and unknown, while brass, Haunting
its brazen ensign to breeze with a flourish
of trumpets, marches forth conqnering and
to conquer, on fields where trne greatness
has been vanquishsd and discounted.
Than gold, than scrip, than wisdom. thar
reason. greater than all things else--is
brass Charlestosen Is. ca Journal q
Commerce. Thank you for .y"ar photo
graph.-N +. Herald. .... +..
If a person Eere- suddenly asked wha'
Observation-Disclosures !" apelIed, tbs
chances are that in the furry Of the mo
meDt he would say be didn't know; yet
Prof. Knowlton. Of San Francisco, says il
spells "ipotato.''' He spells the word &C
cording to the following rule: sch stands
for p, as yon' II find from the laat letters II
hiccough. Ongh stands for 9. as in dough
Phth stands for t, IS in phthisis. Eigh
stands for q, as in neighbor. TIE stands
for t. as in cozatte, and can stands for Q, al
in beau" --.. -..-.. .......... b..
Blackburn. England, the scene Of the
late riots, coatains the largest cotton mills
IN the country. The "Throstle Nest" ii
owned by Mr.. Turner, M. p. The Phys
ic," colossal concern, is so called from its
founder having been 9 physician. osfnsei otnei
mills are the "Cat Hole, the " Butter
Tub the "smut, = the Twelve Apos
ties" the :. Glory y and the :" Hallelnjah.' ,
The /" Twelve Apostles >, refers to q weay
ing shed, OF which the original promoters
eighteen years ago, were total abstainsrs
The owner OF The " Lather Box y was once
barber, who shaved for one halfpesny
each, but now owns seven large mills,
chiefly spinning mills, and is the fortunate
possessor OF the extensive estates that for
merly belonged 70 Lord DeTabley, in the
valley Of she Rihble. The - Sand Hole .
is the next mill to the. +" Lasher Box, and
owes its origin to the excavation Of ai
much red sand as realized the money to
build the mill. - -..-.-,---...-, -,-