The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1878-05-08
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blue ribboncd one, as it is the blue rib
bons that will keep You dy.-Vicksburg
Herald.
II is singular how early in life a child
begins resembling the richest and best
looking rcativcs-St, Louis Post
No man is to blame for having been born
in Ohio. Such mistOrtures are usually the re-
suits of circumstances over which man
has no control.-Ohio State Journal.
The New York Herald speaks Of him as
j. Medicine Wells, which is good enough.
Like the Irishman's cmctic, J. Medicine
can't be kept down. Philadelphia Press
We see pacardcd around the streets large
pictures labeled, Our Boarding House
Combination" We know what II Is and II
begins and ends with an H. Oil City Der
rick.
In his sleep the other night Hayes was
heard to murmur that he would give Il
thousand dollars Il foot for rods that would
protect such men ~ Judge Mclin from the
lightning Of "quckcned conscience. -
Ohio State journal.
Circu.cs are u little backward this sea
son. Only five Of them are the biggest
show on Garth Each Of the other siX j.
simply the most complete aggregation on
the road Buffalo Express.
The prcsuming need Of the hour is So
ciey--one that will act promptly and Of
fcicntiy, for the relief Of registers in bank
ruptcy now 10 he thrown suddenly upon the
cold charities Of the woild;-Cinclnna,i
Gazette.
The quccnapparcLt Of the Sandwich
Islands has Boston man for her hub
Boston Globe II she is good spokcs.
woman she will probably have other tcl-
lows around.-Graphic.
L Some one married, Of course, remarks
upon the strangencss Of the fact, that, while
woman talks TO il iniui,iyely, very few
men have the slightest idea how 10 hold
baby. Quite true; and it is even more eN.
traordinary when you come 10 think about
il, that even fewer men ever wan; % learn.
Puck
4 correspondent wants 10 know; Can
Christian 20 to the circus" Why, ycs, he
can 20 10 the circus easily enough; hut II
will cost him quarter, when hc get, there
70 get in. You see Christian is Away,
too proud 10 carry water for the elephant
and that is where the sinner has the adj
vantage over him in the matter Of free pas.
s-s-Oshkosh Christian Advocate.
j poker player in Omah,, il is reported,
lied about the cards. and said hd hoped to
be struck dead if hc didn't tell the truth,
and the mex; momen, il was found that hc
really had persisted, We doubt the story,
There are good many poker players who
still live and il il poor rule that works
ony in one instance Scientific American,
"Morlccai," said Dcronda, since mira.
Gle was intended in that matter Of Jonah
and the whale, would it not have appeared
moro wonderful had Jonah swallowed the
whale Z" Morcdccai threw himself back
in hi. chair and there was a moments slI'
once. Turning q glance of compassion on
Dr,onda, he suddenly exclaimed: know
cs, thou not, .on Of l,rarcl may not eat a
fish having no scale, I" Dcronda, pcrcriy'
inr his error hung down lii head.
An old soldier, relating his experience at
Temperance meeting in Iowa, said that AT
one time hc got pos, >>ion of two kcg, Of
whisky took them 10 camp, put faucet
in one of them and passed the whisky
around among the boys until they all rot
pretty full. About the time the kcI was
empty. he said, fora momcn, his conscience
told him he was doing wrong. He picked
IN an IN and Knocked the head of the
other kcr in and hero he WAS interrupted
hy the dcacons starting the ciy Of Amen
"thank God~ Glory lie To God" After
thc house became quiet hc continues 81
ka,s,k .d in the head OF the kcs. gave the
BOYS a tin cup, and told them to help
themselves" II was Il case OF premature
enthusiasm, and the wicked scoi'crs in the
audience had their turn to shout-Mcridi'
I'm Mercury.
Now, them" said our jim, as he struck
y match on the seat of his pan,c and pro
cccdcd 10 light the fire, "hcrc's Il biblical
one. Why did Joscph> brethren cast him
into the pitt" "What Joseph was this
asked the sporting reporter "lou ought
10 lie ashamed Of yourself not to Know
said the religious writer, "but here go
Bccn,,se he was minor "Iou amt warm
worth cent" said Jim. II know said
the city editor "bccausc they wanted To d,
with linn what the legislative commi,,c,
wanted to do with McCurty him in t
hole" "Wrong,' said James, Give i
mp" remarked the head of the blue'g'as'