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,e,,-s q tho Eye Ear TGroat, Lungs and
b. ~. rsar ~ Cat8rTh. Tho intamCd and dis.
t'.' ,fr.H. ug the mucous membrane is the
g.. III these troubles: and until the system
g'' E r-rrgrt properly under The Influence Of
p r,r,rAL CURE, perfect freedom from them
'r be- reasonably expected.
C....' rr. -rrrs wears since SANFODD'S EADT-
'.r-.r MAS placed before the public, hu' In
g.. f',-, time .t has fouud us way from NainG 20
i.,-.is arl r. everywhere acknowledged by
I ,y,aTS NO Pr tg 0i' Of "S Estorr5
T' '.r.rn.rG.t The fact viii be deemed Of
80. -'rI--qrrD when 70 IS coCp'yl with the state.
- ia; within five years over go different
80. rs f1- Catarrh have been placed on sale, and
-. rg|rr one or two exceptions, their names
l.-,.l BE- recalled ty the hCSt.iDf0rmed druggist,
,,al-..,.srs may succeed ia forcing a few sales,
.-fass me remedy possess urdOuhtei specific
-r-s. --ogerres 10 IS absolutely certain 10 fall
~, r-sr...i OgsCur.;y.
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A slX.uINUTES FIGHT,
Two Society Hcn of New York Have
AN EnCOuntCr Win Gloves.

New ! Oh X 4l4ht7i ltNsIa 'hg
Particulars of glove fight which took
place on Tuesday evening last, IN Uni
versltv place, between Two prominent
society men, leaked out yesterday in the
refuEborhood of Wsll street, ahording
topic tor considerable gossip among the
friends aud a2qusiUtanccs OF the con-
.cslan,s. Thesr were Mr.. Herman Oe,-
uca. ottae North German L.oyds steam
ship company, No. 2 Bowling Green,
end Mr.. CHARLES 4. Robbins, OF the firm
McKosson, Robbins Il Co., wholesale
druggists, No. 81 Fulton street. The
preiminsries OF the fight were arranged
iovcrsl DAYS prior TO the evening on
which the contest was held VIII tEe
view OF avoiding publicity, escd Of the
principals at first named private les
idenceg as the place OF meeting, but their
location becoming known to persons
whose attendance was not desired,
Cha. les O.ingdon's rooms, in UnIver-
SHY place, near Thirteenth street, were
chosen. The place Of meeting WAS KEEP.
secret, OILY 3 few personal friends OF the
prlscipals beng invited to witness the
contest. Both men are reported as
having been trained by professions!
puglII-cs, who, however, were not per
nrrted TO see how far their pupils had
benefited by their lrstru,tuns. III"
mstch took place IT ?. NJ on Tuesday,
q-i lasted sx minutes. Mi O5rCh WAS
declared the winner Both ueG were
badly punished, Mr.. Robbins receiving
,.,., ~ tho mouth and nose viii his
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Symptoms OF a Diseased use; liver 81, q,
: c-aeoi '"eE IDS increases on N pres Re s
sure sometimes inc pam Is II. '',C iT q:
s.-t' Inc .-,.-''' 10 I"4C'y "',I ~ i.0
On the lg.t SIDE; sometimes the pam
is faltu-gg~ t.ns LCuldcr-J.GGc, and
{. a---.-.r,. g,.r~Fs IN tLe ton of
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IMMACULATE CONCEPTION.

A very large congregation was present
mt this church yesterday. Though Father
~rhleichar was suffering from severe
cold. he preached IN both English and
German. lie chose for his text,
Chen took they up stones and cast
g. Him, bu, Jesus hid Himself and went
out OF the temple, going through the
mids, Of them snd then passed by
After thoroughly explaining the causes
which led our Lord to hide Himself,
namely. on account OF the
unius. prosecutions OF the Jews,
the reverend Father said: The
Jews attributed 10 our Lord the wicked
mass %! the SamarILans and the wicked
ness of tue Devil In tho same parallel
ss the Jews picked up stones to hit Jesus,
so do we offend Him by our sins, and lie
j., compelled to hide His benign face
rom US. lie then took up the subject o.
mortal slC and It's consequences, which
are enmIty with God, loss
of trace, and remOrse ci
conscience. o. the first point, enmi,y
with God. he said: II God Is our enemy
We need not eXpec. any iavors from HIM
either in body or soul. In consequence
10. THIS emulty it will be very hard to
return to Him, as by SIN our mind gets
dgrkcned. our will gets more inclined for
evil and our imagination IS filled with
things which are constantly averse TO
Goa. Second, the loss Of grace.
In this state our works
are no account for eternity.
Ia Z. ny
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GEO. r. TAYLOR & co.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF OHIO

| county, West Virginia:
Geo. II. TingIc, Shcrlfl of Ohio county, ns
committee Of the estate OF william Nil
Ter, luuauc, and william Miror, r., COM
piaiuonis.
VS..
George r. Miller, ct al, defendants,
IN CHANCFKY.
BY virtue OF a decree entered by said
court Ia the above entitled cause, on the
"a day Of February, 1873, the undersigned,
sheriff Of ohio county, and as such COM
mittce Of the estate Of william Miller. ~,
will, on
MONDAY, STH DAY or APRIL,
IS5s, proceed 30 sell ~ public auction nj
the front door Of the Court House, IN the
city OF Whcelinv, the following described
real estate, ip-Wl'.
Tho nous. and lot on the norihcatr
corner OF Twcnty-thluI and ron streets.
being the north hHlf uf the piece ~ parcel
lautZ. and conveyed - said william
Miller, ST., bv Jesse IantZ by deed bearing
date the Ilth day ui January, 1870, ana at
record in deed book -- OF ohio county,
West Virginia, IN" south half Of said laHd
having been previously sold by said VIII
liam Miller.
1yREs OF HALE-Onn-thlrd cash and IA"
residue In two equal insiallmCnt, pay
able I'm ON" and two years rom date a.
sale, the purchaser ~ give bond with per-
sJnHl EOCUrity for tho unpaid purchase
money, and the title 10 the property Ia be-
retained until the said purchase money
shall have been paid.
sheriff 81 Ohio county, as Committee OF
estate Of WIN. Niiler, Iunatic. mEl
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arliera wgc
WANTED.

We will pay':the highest:market price
tor all Of the following articles, or we Will
sell them for you on i've 81 per cent COM
mission: Butter, Checse, Eggs, Poultry
Lard, Tauow, Feathers, Potatoes, Apples,
Grain, Flour, Feed, Fur, Hides, Wool
Peanuts, Broom corn. Dried Fruit, hay,
Hops, &c, &C. Liberal cash advances
made on large consignments OF staple
articles. Farmers, shippers ana dealers
IN general merchandise should write for
Reference, Price Current and stencil, &c
When writing US state whether you wish
to ship on consignment or sell II you
wish TO sell name the article, amount OF
each, and your rsry l0,reH price Tor same,
delivered F. o. Z. free on board cars) al
your nearest shipping point. Also, II pos
sio.e send sample by mail: II too bnlky by
freight. Address,
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Ale and Porter,

TAM NOW PREPARED TO FURNISH
| nv Burton Ale in barrels, half barrels
ana kegs, Tor family use.
Also Porter in barrels and halt barrels.
l deliver free TO any part OF the city.
K. KRESS,
Eagle Brewery, adjoining b. & o. h. K.
DepOt. mrlib
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THE DISTINGUISHED PART PLAYED By
HIM

in the Texan war of independence
against Mexico, in 1886 i: conspicuous
MISTER Of history. HIS election by lit
tie revolutionary iunts to the post OF
C0mmauder-ln-C Chief, in tue face o, the
invading Mex can srmy under Santa
Anna. seemed 20 turn the scale of SUI
cess in favor Of the hsrd-pressad Texans,
On the plains OF San JscInto, AprIi 81
1886. Gen Houston won the iudepend-
cuce OF Texas and cast of the Mexican
woke. II was the grand event ofthe ai-
yen;urous lie. De lived to see the
Young empire he loved so well wage war
with the Federal Union OF Sls,es. But
he plead with the people OF Texas TO
avoid that step and not rsrse their hsnts
against Government under which he
h.d SO long I;vet sud fought. The Cen
eral fore'old the result itt1e South made
war aEgi-st the Federal Power. but bis
voice was uahecdsi Unit. two years
after bis remains were placed under
Texas sod his words come trua-too ter
rl1.v true; when the Confectionery fell
win - crssh, carrying Win 1t billions ,i
p-ol e.-y sDt S million o. lives. Had
the Texans sHd the people Of the South
taken Gen Huus.on's advice, what use
less expenditure of blood and treasure,
what ruin would have been 6verted.
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.BEESON'S CAPCIHE P BIB!}!I

was invented to overcome the greatohjcc-
ton ever found 10 the old style Of porous
pIasters, that OF s.OH action In bringing
relief BedsOn's CapciHe Porous Plaster
relieves pain at once and res quickly.
Il !mparts "A sensation OF gentle and
stimulating warmth, and brings rest and
com fort 20 the sufferer.
Each genuine BensOu'8 Capclnc Plaster
has The word CapcIue cur through the
plaster. Take no other. mT-,b
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FOUND.

THATTHE PLACE TO GET THE BES
/ Bargains IN Tea Is a. -.-.-.
EAYTHr TEA HOUSE,
mrs Cor. Market d Fourteenth SIS.
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PRETENDED TO BE GOING

to Murray County, 10 be absent some
time, and informed Mrs. Houston that
he would be absent several days. The
Governor made detective out of his
servant boy, who watched Mrs. Houston
and her paramour. and informed his mas
ter NJ the exact moment when he might
bv ocular demonstration, assure himself
Of his wi.e's guilt The Governor board
ed the stage for Columbia, but soon got
out and returned to his home. Stepping
softly in, the @ werner passed to Il bed
room, and there beheId Mrs Houston IN
the arms OF her former sweetheart, a. d
on the same couch. The Cove Ior with
that greatness OF soul that subsequently
distinguished him, when sPar,ng the lite
of Santa Anna, The Mexican tyran;, at
the battle OF San JacInlo, turned away
without saying II word feeling that the
lovely and incomparab.y beautiful wo-
man he had so lately led to the altar as
lost TO him forevcrl 1t was terrible
momeu,l He'll and despair seemed to
clash together. Houston went out IN
silence and
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

nEELED AND USPEELED. YUU CAN
not Imagine how good they are until
J-,,u inv treTu. X. J. SMIIH.
Cor. Market & Fourteenth Sts.
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MARTIN KLEINHANS,

1Osy MAIN STREET, FIRST CLASS
IVDC Upholstere- llaie with Aende4,
Booth & CO..
All kinds OF Upholstering done in the
Latest style and Best Material put on at
much lower charge than any house IN
town. satisfaction guaranteed. farior
suits, Mattresses, Lambrequins, Loose
Covers; Carpets fitted and laid. Please
give me a call. re
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HAPPY tIdings for nervous sufferers,
and those who have been dosed, drugged
and Quscked. Pulvermscher's Electro
Belts efectually cure premature deoiIiiY
snd decay. Book and Journal with IN
formation worth thousands, mailed Tree
Address Pulvermachor Gslvanlc Com
pany, Cincinnati, Ohio
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AN HISTORICAL QUESTION SOLVED.

AN HISTORICAL QC EsIlON SOLN Ed
The friends of Gen. Houston IN Texas
and elsewhere have ever maintained q
profound silence on the causes that led
to the separation OF Houston and his
frs. wife. Jarman's story about the
matter is rs follows: Alter Houston
rose to BE- Governor Of Tennessee, he was
induced to marry Ms: Lucy Dicker5oD,
great beauty, and at that time the belle
OF Nashville. Miss DiCkerson had, how.
ever. previously been engaged 10 hand
some young man, Mr.. Robert Nickerson,
during whose absence in Virginia her
father and mother prevailed on her TO
marry Gov. Houston. Miss Dickerson's
father was one of the westhiest men OF
Tennessee, and all things won't well till
the return Of Mrs. uOuston'S former lover
when she evidently became unhappy.
Sho managed that frequent interviews
with the young man might occur.
Finally Houslon's body servant, faithful
TO his master, informed the Governor
that something wrong was going on be-
tween his wife and Mr.. NicKcrson. The
husband fearing to act without the fact,
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SpAIp1NG's Glue, save snd mend
pieces.
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b-lcb G,sN l27 Main street. Wheeling.
s,ou. Il '',1's, BIerelous Building, Wash
-- ''' mrgg
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BOUSFON, TEE HEEO,

/ COnaucrOr Of Santa Anna ana Fo"u
der of a Republican Account %
the Skeleton in iI1s EOusehOld-hi
wife False 10 Her vows and True
90 Her First Love.
Correspondence OF the GIobe-Democrat.
HoUsTov, TEXAS, March 26.-Asa
Jarmtr, aged seventy four - Texas Vc.
orsn, who participated in the battle o'
Nacogdoches, August 3, 1892, and Tesld-
ing IN Houston, has just completed q Ms
memoir of the Ito of Gen. Sam. Hous-
ton, the Texas patriot and General MI
Jarman kindly invited CORE pondchI
OF the Cube Democrat 10 peruse It ana
make sUch notes rs suited him.
GEN. SAM. HOUSTON,
ono of the remarkable men of modern
times, the founder of Il republic whose
domain equaled, if it did not exceed, the
realm of France, was born in Rockbridge
County, Va, In 1881 and died N Texas
IN 1863. Al thirteen, his father dying
he and his widowed mother removed to
Tennessee, then inhabited byl indiana
near which and in daily converse with
whom lived mother and son. The lat
ter 60: acquainted and soon became a
grga. favorIte with the CherOkees, with
whom he spent most of his time hunting
aad fishing. He became very proficient
with the bow and arrow, and the nrsI
time Mr.. Jarman saw the future General
and leader Of armies WAS at Nashville
whiLhe. ne came with his friends, the
Indians, to sell skins, furs and meats.
Some OF the citizens on the occasion re-
lorled to, put up 3 siXpence on a pole or
stick. aad amused themselves by having
the boy shoot it ct with his arrow.
THE WAR AGAINST THE CREEKS.
The boy lived with the indians until
the breaking out of the famous wsr
against the Creeks, in Georgia, when he
i5Ined volunteer company, rose TO the
rank OF Lieutenant, under Gen. Jack
son, and was the second TO scale the
enemy's works at the battle of Horse
shoe Bend, on the Tallspoosa River,
where the creeks were neatly eXtefmi-
mated. In the battle young Sam was
wounded by IN arrow in the thigh, Which,
with his own hand, he deliberately
pllled out. The savage missive brought
a piece of flesh along with it, and though
Gen. jackson ordered him to the rear, the
Young Lieutenant rushed with his men
to storm the enemy in another position,
where he received two shots in the shout.
der. Being sent to the hospital, his
mother, on horseback and on an old side
saddle, rode 200 miles from Tennessee TO
see and attend her son. He was subse-
quentIy appointed Agent OF the Che7o-
KEGS at Washington.
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COLLINS V0LTAIG PLASTER

scc bv s'l Wholesale and Retail Druggists
throughout the United states and Caualas, and by
WEEEs POTTER. PropriutOrs, Boston, Mass.
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. SYMPATHETIC DISEASES,

-,.-,,,soythls remedy must not besverlOOksd
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Conqueror Of Santa Anna and Fo"H'
der of a Republican Account vi
The SIX eIetOn in n1s EOusehold-hi
wife False 10 Her vows and TTue
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ance, the Catholic Church advises us TO
have refuge 10 this mesHs tbst dying 10
sin with Christ we may rise with him in
~ O-V forever,
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GEO II. TIEGLE,
sheriff u Ohio county, as Committee OF
estate Of WIN. Niilor, IunatiC. mT7i
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JanBh
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He Came Back.

Governor Duval, of Florida, was
the son of a poor Virginian, stern,
strong, taciturn man. The boy was
a huge youth of fifteen. At the cab
in fire, at bed time, according to the
custom of putting on back log, the
old man said, between the silent
whiffs of his pipe;
"Tab, go out and bring in that
gum back log, and put it on the fire."
Tab went out and surveyed the
log. He knew it was of no use ex-
planning that it was too heavy, nor
prudent for him to return without
baying it OF, his shoulder, His. lit
tie sister passing, was not surprised
that he requested her to bring out
the gun and powder horn, as a opos-
sum or coon might have passed, or
the brother might have seen bear
signs. She brought the gun and
Tab started. He found the way
through the woods into kentucky,
in 1871. After an absence of eigh-
teen years he was elected to Con-
gress. A man of immense size and
strength, he started for Washington,
going by the way of his old home,
to see the folks who had long since
giyon him up for dead. Entering
the little cabin door near bed time,
he saw the identical gum log. He
shouldered it, pulled the latch string
and with his load stood before the
old man, pipe in mouth, as quiet as
usual.
"Hcro is the gum log, father"
"Well, you've been long time
getting it, Put it on the fire and go
to bed," was the reply.
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CHURCH DIRECTORY.

FIRST PRrsBYrENIAN-Servi on the ID
and 9Th Sabbaths Of each month"; morning
aud evening. Rev. DR.. Lane, Pastor Sab
bath School every Sunday morning at . o.
clock. B. Gilmore, Superintendent
PoIST PLEASANT PRESBYTERIAN CurRcH,
w. E. Hill, Pastor. Preaching lst and
Sd Sabbaths, morning and night. Bible
Glass at the Parsonage on Wednesday ev-
ening. Sabbath School, Sunday morning
M. II. Hale, Superintendent.
Protestant EPISCOPAL CHURCr-- Rev. I.
Il. Lacy, Rector. Services as follows: Al
Christ Church, Point Pleasant, every Sun.
day morning at 10! o'clock, except the I'd
Sunday in each month, and every Sunday
evening, ut 81 o'clock, except the 3d Sun
day in each month. Sunday School at .
o'clock. T. Stribliny, Sup't, Vestry meet
Ing on the evening Of the 2d Monday in cv-
cry month. Services at Bruce's Chapel on
the "a sunday at l0l 4. NJ. Mason City
on the Sd Sunday at 8! p NJ. West Col
umbia the 3D. Sunday at 8! p NJ.
NJ. L. CHURcn-Seryices on the LIST and
Sd Sabbaths Of each month, at 10! a. NJ,
aud u r. NJ, during Summer. Prayer
meeting every Wednesday evening. +. a.
Trippett, Pastor. Sabbath schoolevery sun
day morning at 8 O'Clock. ID. 5. Snyder,
superintendent.
NJ. L. CHURCH, SorrH--Services on the
4th Sabbath Of each month. Rev. -
Robinson Pastor Sabbath School every
Sabbath morning at O'Clock. Robert >
Bickel, Superintendent
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Where He was Stabbed.

"Gontlemon of the jury" said a
Tuscarora lawyer, "what kind of
swearing has been done in this case?
Here we have a physician, a man
who, from his high and noble call
ing should be regarded as one who
would scorn to stain his soul with
perjury or be guilty of giving utter
ance to an untruth." But what did
he testify, gentlemen? put the
question to him plainly, as you all
heard; Where was this man stab
bedP" And what was his reply2
Unblushingly, his features as cool
and placid as though cut from mar
BILE, he replied that the man was
stabbed about an inch and half to
the median line and about an inch
above the umbilicus, and yet we
have proved by three unimpeachable
witnesses that he was stabbed just
below the Young America hosting
works"
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What u Ia To Be A WIDOW.

think it must be a jolly thing to
a young widown l heard this re-
mark the other day in groupe Of
laughing girls, and remember to have
said such thing myself in girlish
times. Do you know, girls, what 1t
is to be widow 1t is to be ten
times more open to criticism than
any demoisello possibly could be.
1t is to have men gaze as you pass,
first at your black dress, and then at
your widows cap, until your sensi.
tive nerves quivor under the infic.
tion. 1t is to have an ill.natured
person say 81 wonder how long she
will wait before she marries againH"
Aud another answers, "Until she
gets good chance, suppose" It
is now and then to meet the glance
of real sympathy generally from the
poorest and most humble women you
meet, and feel your eyes fill at q to-
ken SO rare, that is SO unlocked for.
1t is to have your dear fashionable
friends console you afterthis fashion;
"oh, well, it is a dreadful loss. We
know you feel it, dear" And in the
next breath: "You will be sure to
marry again, and your widows cap
is very becoming to you" But it Is
more than this to be a widow. It is
to miss the strong arm you have
leaned upon, the true faith which
you know could never fail you,
though all the world might forsake
you; it is to miss the dear voice that
uttered your name with tenderness
that none other could give it. It is
to hear no more the well-known foot
step you flew to meet; to see no more
the face that to your adoring eyes
seemed as the face of the angel Of
God; to feel no more the twinirg
arms that folded you SO lovingly
the dear eyes, that, looking into your
own, said plainly, whatever it SEEM
ed to others, yours was the fairest
face earth held for him. 1t is to
fight with mighty sorrow as a man
fights with the waves that over
whelm him, and to holdit at arms
length for awhile, only to have, in
the hours of weakness, the stormroll
over you, while-poor storm-driyen
doxe-yoli seeno haven, IT'S this.
to be a widow.
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Lore ana lager

u. NJ. i. y L. a
( GEORGE 4 ti ttasi q bIewerS
hand who mixed th9 foeming beer;
Katrina steil,a plailI divine lived
on a stteet quite hear; He love dis
played forthis old maid, . romance
sweet began; but ah, alasl it came to
pass, she had cross old man. A
row arose and Georges clothes, which
.by the Stems were washed, were
thrown aside, and Georges pride
thereby severely quashed. The old
man bold still further told George
that he must leave; must quick de-
part, his daughters heart he should
not base deceive. The young man
left, of clothes bereft, and likewise
lady fair on yester e'en could have
been seen upon the kitchen stair.
Katrina's ma began to war, and
struck him with n stick; then swell
ed the din, her dad jumped in, the
fun flew fast and thick. But George
was strong, the stick was long, he
grabbed it in a thrice; the old mans
head was cut and bled, twas naugh-
ty, but twas nice. Policeman came
E. Ayres his name, Katrina's face
turned pale, and George dismayed,
Of flaw afraid, was waltzed away to
Jail. Judge Louderkack displayed
his knack of getting at the truth;
heard old man Stein with story fine,
and then discharged the youth. A
keg of beer, some actions queer, as
often Cupid sends, a lengthy kiss,
some load of bliss, and SO the story
ends.-San Francisco Post.