The Morning herald., 1878-12-25
PEN AND SCISSORS.

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Cape May is to. hayea steam fire engine.
Sitting Bulls recipe for dandruff- first
getyour scalp ~ @E'A a@A tA4gt,gyHN
Scarlet fever has closed all the schools In
Harrison, Ohio, ...'-., - n. Z m ! ~
The Bangor. Me-, Almshouse has IN in-
mate 106 years old. = '+' " t'12 r. - 20
Ohio's new capitol is already badly bronsed
with tobacco juice. &'A.a "a @s$@Ata&
In Michigan, this 10 to be an unusually
jelly winter, socially. a..s
The German cavalry officers, as A. rule,
admire American horses. ~
Yankton, D. T., will vote on the question
of steam fire engine Christmas eve. g c'
Nr. Hayes is described as the backbone
| less wonder of the nineteenth century.
A Georgia minister rode 140 miles, mar
ried couple and received 50 so for the job.
Colorado is about to import into the
mountainous districts the yak or Thibet OK.
The Dublin death rate has for six months
averaged 81 in 1000 against about % in
Lonoon.s.@.,.-s.. ..,-.s.. ..,rs..
Father McCarty, of Monson, Mass, has
patented a aicandfesttck to be used IN nfunsral
Services.
|H'A Michigan savant contends that the
earth stands still and the sun goes buzzing
round 1t.
A Texan cattle king presented his dalgh-
ter on her wedding day with $4,000 head
OF cattle. '+' '41
Mayor, wilkins, Of Columbus, Ca, has
declined to accept an increase Of pay voted
him by the Aldermen. wa -" = -
A Missouri man dreamed that money was
hidden in certain place In the sountry.
He dug and found 1000. 4 lHO a,GII. !.
A handsome pair of Christmas slippers
Tvopretty girls sliding on the Ice Oh the
25th OF December Norristown Herald.
The Indiana Supreme Court has decided,
In the suit of church agair st q member,
that subscriptions made on Sunday cannot
be collected by law. sa, + I latl
Camden, n. j., has appropriated six
thousand dollars for the benefit of the suf-
fering and destitute. During the last year
$13 900 wer4 expended. ad. g..
Ten $loO bills we're recently found quilted
into the fold of dress belonging to the late
Mrs. Robert Dixop,. OF Norton, Mass, just
as It was about to be Immersed In wash
tub. = ~. 14le 24L 81
The Children's Aid,society, OF New York,
has provided homes among the farmers OF
Southern Virginia for more than two hun
dred boys between the ages Of twelve and
eighteen years. hsJ.Its II, sr. ~ .''. =.
If you are looking for q house to rent snss
visa to know what kind of children live in
a neighborhood, get pair Of noisy street
musicians to play there. This plan never
fails of success, and tits not patented. ~,
A physicians little daughter, called upon
for toast, gave 81 The health of papa and
nam ma and all the world. But she sud-
denly corrected the sentiment. "Not all
the world, for then papa would have, NO
PATIENTS" d sac D. Ia.sN.... +. t....E1.
1T cannot be regarded as any sign of youth.
jul intemperarce, but 1t certainly is a fact
that many young men and women, who
take now "water-iee," were very much
given to indulgence In liquor-tcs when they
were boys and girls. ,at5 ~. IN ~ - y ~, /,
Lady Sophia Macnamarra, who accom-
papies Princess Louise, is an Irish girl
from Kerry, . sister Of Lord Listowel, who
was long lord In waiting on the Queen.
She herself was maid of honor, and as
such formed friendship with the Princess.
She is the wife of . plain English squire OF
A young couple eloped from Rocky Eun,
near Keokuk, 9 few days since, and sent the
marriage certificate back to the old folks
with note, saying that henceforth' 1t would
be peace or war between the families, just
as the old folks chose--they didn't care
much which. The old folks concluded a
treaty of peace. -,
frankie Chapman, daughter of Meth
odist clergyman in Jackson, Ohio, went to
public ball In Cincinnati, where she had
been living, and drank so much wine with
friend, Miss Agans, that she became
intoxicated. They went home together.
auarrelled, fought, and Miss Chapman
killed her antagonist by striking her on the
head with pitcher.
In the present state Of the law In Eng
land, when persons who have contracted q
contagious disease, such - smallpox, or
fever, enter hospital and receive medical