The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-02-19
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Now worship the silver CALI
Senator Jones Is sitting Bulllonaire.
Senator Sargent this morning looks very Sous
Greece ought to get out of the frying pan into tho
FIRE.
The Norristown Herald says P. means Pious Indi-
viduaL
Madrid has just had Its nrst horse race says the
Court Journal
Somebody says that the Kheaivo wants to get hold
OF the Washington monument.
Tho Courier-Journal thinks that Bob Ingersolls
voice is not ioud as his watch chain.
The Philadelphia Bulletin remarks that Benedict
Arnold also wanted to sell West Point
English medical students may now buy sets OF
bones from the Russo-Turkish battle fields.
In Paris a Chinaman who has been divorced from
his French wife will give Chinese concerts.
When q mans vile lis IN cataract Of tears for
nothing the Yonkers Gazette sayst we'll Nagaravates
q man.
Rome Sentinel:-sFebruary % will be observed In
honor of the grand old original paragrapher, who
could not tell q lie."
Carolina man, deceived by the weather. planted
potatoes, aud now he is singing. "Murphy's in the
cold, cold ground"
This viii nevor do Tho Boston Globe says:-.'The
p. l. man OF tho Chicago Times wonders If the next
Pope will DO an Ohio man"
Tho tramp OF tho oden limo In Europe always pre-
tended that he had been captive in Turkey. The
modern tramp In America wants to get money enough
TO 60 to Port Jervis.
There is new term for the man who imperils other
mems lives In mines He Ia now called the "miuing
shark" From which we inicr that II will frequently
DO said that death laaves q mining shark
large fish caught dsherman's net ON the coast Of
France and swan away with the boat When killed
he was found to be large that hts House OF Repre-
sentativos contained Two funny Ash and an entire
donkey.
II Is said that Levy, tho cornetist asked whether
according to tho law OF coors 1t would be right for
him to wear a scarlet neckte whilo he Is playing.
Levy, do not, below your own trumpet Now, pun
my word
A French critic says that Russians, Poles, Serbs
and Bulgars satisfied unless they assum-
ing osentatous attitudes toward the public; and
Engishman writes that the Russians especially in
eternal pose
Fm:-"Bill-I say, Mary, run and ask julie TO como
and play with ua' Mary-'You know, Bill, mother
says you amt to call HIM Jule-his names Julius.
Bill-well, wha, docs she call me Bill for, thenf
snan't call him Julius until she calls me Bilious u
Whenever the Graphic is hard up Tor paragraph !,
says:-" !" twill DO soon BY the artistic eye that
those iitsle bottles are all cork-snd down, which
shows that they are empty. There are also three.
The sign means either corkscrew q pretzol,
forget which.
Tho agricultural journals are growing very ndig
nant and disgustsd about the new Commissioner o.
Agriculture, General lie Duo He seems TO have beer
appointed solely because he doesnt know any thini
| about agriculture The tea-kcttle policy does no
| please the farmers, Mr.. Hayes.
The finest orator and by all odds the speaker Of thu
best English in the Virginia Senate 10 Hon. william
| N. Stevcna Tho white democrats acknowledge hi
superiority. Senator Stevens Is thirty years old, Is
full booded negro, born q slave and has put him
| self through college.
The last snake story to tho effect that party o
school girls in Pcnnsv vana wero attacked by rattle
snakes, ind that the girls, 10 scare the snakes ex
posed their red skirts upoa which tho reptiles raj
away Now lot every devoted vile whose husband 1
attacked by snakes shake her rod skirt at them.