The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-05-09

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a fich3 agologizing Tor another,
remarked. he is very reserved 10 his
manners Nery, vas the reply, ~
maeh ~ thAt they arc rarely seen.
"a Texas man got mad because
waiter haaded him a napkin the other
day Ne ssia be reekoned be know q
wAen % zee ban'kerehier without
hAsin DO hints thrown DOT.
Ma ga you know corn could
wAlk Ne, ny boy never heard Of
such lbiag You didn't! Well, corn
STALKS Nuue. give Johnny some
medicine, and pot him 10 bed
"a subscriber wrote to a journal to
make some inquiries about the next
woild's fair, wheIcupOa the wicked ed
itor replied that be was under the i'm
precision ,hAi The next world wouldn't
have any fair
Tho Life Guards are the tallest
soldiers Ia the world, boosted an Eng
Iishman. Whow retorted Paddy, you
never raw the South Tipperary Artil
iery Militia they're 30 high that
when they look to the ground il makes
them dizzy
auodgrass don't ike 10 have bis
stockiags darned A hole. says be,
may BE- the accident Of day. aud will
pass upon the best gentleman, but a
darn Is promeditated poverty.
Is Satan married asks the Chica.
20 Times. No, he is a slinsy, immoral
old bachelor, aud writes lying para
graphs about mothers in.law, 10 order
10 scare young men away from matri.
mony.
Why don't you give us little
Latin and Greek occasionally I asked
country deacon Of the new minister,
Why, do you understand those Ian
gnAges Mo- but we pay for the best
aud we ought TO baye II.
"A saloon keeper in Western
town. while bewailipg TO friend the
bad state Of business, looked towards
new spire creeping heavenward, and
with wave Of his hand said 1hem's
the things that's ruiuin' the country
"A young and somewhat dull tyro
at the bar pleading before him COM
mcuced My lord my unfortunate eli.
chi then stopped. hemmed, hawed.
hesitaled. Again he began: Aiy lord,
my unfortunate client another stop,
mere hemming aud confusion Pray
20 90, sir, said the Chief Baron, So
far the Court Is with you,
A travelling tree peddler sold some
extraordinary kind Of gooseberries to a
farmer Next year when the peddler
came round the farmer informed him
that his gooseberry bushes bore cur
rants. That ia all right, says the ped.
dler, that Kind always produces cur.
rants the lrst year.
The burlington Hawkeye man
stys We are told that the poet finds
tongues Ia trees wagon tongues
books ia The running brooks volumes
Of water, sermons in stones (lay ser.
mons. o. when the minister talks 10 a
kind Of sandstoae), aud good 10 every
thing. We gIyo it up.)
Brown tried to quarrel with his
molher-in.law the other evening He
married the eldcs. Of seven girls Said
she, brown. 10Y boy. I'm not going to
ruin my reputation by 1uaucling with
you, Wait iill all the girls are mar
red. AZ present, as a mother.in-law,
lm oaly aa amateur.
William l. Dayton. while At col.
lege could not pronounce his RS. One
day be tod bis professor that the stu.
deuts oa llo campus were having a
wow what asked the professor
A wet, sali Dayton. A what said
tae professor q. wumpas, eSclaim-
81 Daytou as he stalked away.
A man more than ball seas over
vas observed, one day. supporting tic
parapei q The North Bridge, Edin.
burgh, shaking his head aud repeating
10 himself sadly, Il must be done it
must tc done An old lady passing