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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27
THE JEWS IN VIENNA.

There is probably no city in all
Europe, or indeed in Asia or Ameri.
ca, which contains SO many and gu
influential Jews as Vienna. They
are said to number not far from 20O,-
900, and they hold many of the most
promipent.and important places in
the community. In commerce they
are very powerful. the trade of the
capital being largely in their hands.
Many of the leading firms are Jew
ish, and the banking business is al
most entirely controlled by Jews,
The press is for the most part written,
managed and directed by Jews;
many Of the musicians Vienna is
nothing if not mmsical) are Jews,
the restaurants and inns are kept by
Jews; the richest men are Jews, and
the protest women are Jewesses.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27
MEXICAN DOLLARS.

The Mexican dollars are coined at
eight or ten different minis in Mexi-
CO, and have been coined FIR the
Mexicah Government. in Europe,
when the demand from China outrsn
tho supply. The earlier dollars were
901 10 904 fine; after 1884 they rose
to eos and oO6 fine. Since tneh they
have been coined az low as 0a5 to
sos fine. Carelessness in the mint
Is believed to be the cause of these
variations, which have made the
weight Of the dollar range from. 408
70 AT grains, Most of the pieces
weigh, when new, 41o.5 70 III
yain';;
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

-TaE Bodie Standard says that
some one in the Office of the Gold
Hill News, who has spite against
Senator Jones' has written a poem
professediy in his honor. !. 5
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

H. ScHUssLER, the first Chief
Engineer of the Sutro Tunnel Com
pany, but at present Chief Engineer
Of the Spring Valley Water Com
pany, returned to San Francisco last
Monday from trip to the Sandwich
islands. So saws the Stock Report.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27
rThe. King u Dead; Long Live thu
King"

"Hail to the chief" is the way the
Reno Journal heads an article about
Senator Jones. There is nothing So
successful as success. When Jonas
6eeley beats Jones, if he does. and
comes back from Washington, the
Journal will shailn all the same for
Seelcy.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

of accounting for this new outbreak:
Times are dull, fearfulIy dull, awful
ly dull, fearfuIly dull!and as many Of
our citizens will in the near future be
compelled to take Walkers line,"
they are preparing for the occasion.
NUMsKULL.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

TEE Eureka Sentinel says that
there Is an eight-year-old saddle
colofed Shoshonc. maid in Eureka
who, John Henry King and other
old timers say. ia-half .IDgun" and
half "Ingipseryr' .
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27
Tuscarora Times.

The TuscaFora Times Review
has entered upon its second volume.
The editor !. says 1--WE are we'll
satisfied with ourselves, our pros
poets and our patrons" The latter
certainly ought to be, or they are
very difficult to please.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

When lite was slower and surer
there were fewer suicides.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

-FRED HART, De editor Of the
Reese River Reveille, writes to his
paper ss follows, under date of the
Fad instant:
Daggett, Batterman and Tyrrell are
the Republican candidates mentioned
for Governor. So far as can Judge,
Daggett's chances are the best, but it
is very evident that the Storey county
primaries for delegates to the State
convention are going to be a much
mixed business. Cornor cuts no fig
ure over here at all, except with a
few schemers who are trying to use
him as a push, or sort Of force put,
to give them q show to squeeze some
body. Cannon for Governor is a
very thin proposition at the best.
He has yet to gain voting residence
in Nevada, his home being 10 Cali
fornis, aud he having never yetcas a
vote in this State,
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

Committee Of Arrangements for Virginia:
CHAS MUELLER, GUS THEDE, Y. BoE6LE.
Committee Of Arrangements or G rson:
JACOB rUBRINLR. GEO. W. KITzAlEyER.
jyiktd
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27
SCORE ONE FOR THE .TIMEs. !,

The Virginia Board Of Aldermen
did wise thing, the other evening,
in refuGng to allow salary to the
President of the Board Of Health.
That officials legitimate duties are
not onerous and the advertising that
he gets in the newspapers in congec-
tion with his Office is more than am
pie compensation for their jealous
discharge. The hunting up and abate-
ment of nuisances 10 duty that
properly devolves upon the police
and the Street Inspector and these
well paid officials should be made to
attend to il.
Of the FIVE members of the Board,
Mayor Belknsp and Alderman Orn-
dorff alone voted il favor of unneces-
ssrily increasing the expenses of the
city government. We are not sur
prised at Alderman Orndorft's course,
because that gentleman ia exceeding
ly liberia. With his private purse and
believes in treating literally all. with
whom he comes in contact. He
should not forget, however, that the
city funds are not his own. That
the Mayor should have sided with
him 10 somewhat astonishing when it
10 remembered that he was reelected
mainly because he was credited with
the inteBtion OF materially decress-
Ing the expenses Of the city govern
ment; and his course In this direction
since bis reelection has certainly
supplied ground for belief that the
confidence Of the citizens of Virginia
had NOT been misplaced. The action
of the Board will be approved by
the taxpayers.
Virginia City Is getting poor, the
tax levy recently fixed is unusually
high, the prospect ahead is not alto
gether hatteripg, and the wisdom of
creating more salaried Offices when
they can be dispensed with, is, to say
the least, questionable.
BY the way, the six papers of Sto-
rey county advocated the giving of
the salary, while the TINES alone op-
posed it. This does not speak well
for the influence of the press of the
adjoining county, and if the present
- any criterion for the future, the
TIMEs will undoubtedly be the most
influential paper on the Comstock.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

GbO ~ EuH. ........,.... .... - w
(For round trip. including admission to Park
enolOren.... .....'. snhss rrsce
Adnli Atom 10 Park. kitsy Cents
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

Cornish Draw-lift):

One 14A inches in diameter, very strong and
equal to new.
One 10 inches in diameter, in capital order.
Two Winebores. good as new: one ~ and one
10 inches in diameter pump.
Quite q number OF rs and elbows. suitable
for pump connections, from Is inches IN
diameter down.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27
Pillow Blocks:

One Pillow Block, quarter brasses and DAD
bit, 7x16.
Three Pillow Blocks, babbit, 7x12.
Three PIllos Bio, ks. quarter brssses. 6xl2.
Four Pillow Blocks, babbit. with sole Plates.
4x6
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27
l.no.Weided Tubing.

Suitable Tor steam, compressed air or pump
cylGnin, ttcOGd handl.
4 inches In diameter, 8 inches IN diameter.
equal Ia nsw.
6 inches Ia diameter inches In diameter
II he es in diaipeter. ~ ius hes IN iaiu,tgr
Wruushi-iron psVr. nv I'd, - cond-l and |;
sol4o equal 10 new nd some having been
used considerably
800 feet IL inches In diameter. Hanged.
4s0 feet Is inches In diameter, Il nged.
s65 feet 4 inches III diameter Hanged.
800 feet 10 inches In lam ter. hsDgsd.
500 feet in,bes in diam, ter. fsu.ei.
100 feet 8 inches in diameter. Hanged.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-07-27

Mine PIumger Pumps.

Two II inches in diameter by 8 foot stroke.
equal TO new.
Five 10 inches in diameter by 6.foot stroke,
fair condition.
-Four n ches in diameter by 6-foot stroke.
One S.iS, b in diameter by s-foot stroke, new.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12
\ PEEP AT THE EDIPB.OMATIS.

The proceedings at the European
congress were intended to be strictly
private, but an American reporter
who hung with his toes from the caves
of the place where it is going on, and
gaZed into the apartment through the
open upper half of window, gives
the following account of the scene ::
The upper part of the room was filled
with smoke. Bismarck was shouting
"Zwie lager, Handspring along do
peers, kweekw "Hi'll take hale, hif
you please" said Salisbury, and Bea.
consfield nodded, holding up two fin
gers. Andrassy took lager with Bis.
marck, and Gortschakof was blowing
something hot in tumbler in which
he kept spoon slowly revolving.
Beaconsfield felt in his pocket for
some change, when Bismarck, with a
lordly wave of the hand, gave the
waiter a dollar bill, and was saying
something about it being his treat
when the reporters toes gave way and
he hurriedly left. - Detroit Free
Press.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12
GRAINS OF GOLD.

Very few persons have sense enough
to despise the praise of fool.
Physic, for the most part, is but q
substitute for exercise or intemper.
ance.
Patience-A virtue which some peo.
pie think every one wants but them
selves.
How few faults there are seen by
us, which we haye not ourselves COM
mitted.
To speak hsrshly to person of sem
sibility, is like striking a harp;scord
with your fist.
In the assurance of strength there is
strength. The strongest are weak
without confidence.
One doubt solved by yourself will
open your mind more than the solu.
ton of many by another.
If one knew what is said of him in
his absence he would become very
modest man indeed.
The mind that busies itself much
with the future has need to be an un.
commonly cheerful one.
Appointments once made become
debts. haye no right to throw away
your time il do my own.
= Men look at the faults of other with
q telescope-at their own with the
same instrument reversed.
The man who mounts q high horse
is invariably the one who gets the
least pity when he falls.
Show naughty man that you do
not look up at him, and he will not
then look down upon you.
He that thinks himself the hsppiest
really is so; but he that thinks him.
self the wIsest, is fool.
Harsh words are like hailstones in
summer, which If melted, would fer
tllize what they batter down.
One act of benefcence, one act OF
real usefulness, is worth all the alb.
stract sentiment in the world,
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12
SHE KNEW HER BUSINESS.

The Detroit Free Press says When
Collins went home to dinner Monday
he found the house tenantless, the
cookstove cold, and there was lone.
some look about that part of the Mon.
day washing still left in the tubs in
the summer kitchen. Hurrying
through to the backyard he saw his
wife braced against the fence, holding
to the end of a broken clothes.line to
keep the newly washed garments
from the ground.
"You've got here at last have you p
exclaimed the wife as she caught sight
of him.
"Yes, I'm here-what's the matter r
he repeated.
Here I've been holding this brok
en- line for over an hour-Over a full
hour, sir!" she snapped. 81 was de-
termined to die right here before I'D
let these clothes DOWN."
"But why didn't you call some
one?" he innocently inquired,
1'There's that new family next door
the woman would have come over in
one minute"
"Woman next door, you big idiot
you! Hasn't she been pceking around
and peeking around for two weeks te
see my wash, and dye think I'd give
her q chance to come over here anG
see for herself whether the sleeves O
my nightgown were pieced down will
unbleached cotton! You don't know
anything, sir, and you make tracks fol
q piece of rope, sir!"
swell, swami growled Collin
As he "tracked."
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12
WHAT VOICES INDICATE.

There are light. quick surface voices
that involuntarily seem to utter the
saying: Il won't do to tie to- The
mans words may assure you of his
strength Of purpose and eliability, yet
his tone controdicts his speech.
Then there are low, deep strong
voices where the words seem ground
out as if the man owed humanity a
grudge, and meant to pay it some day.
The mans opponent may tremble and
his friends may trust his strength of
purpose and ability to act.
There is the coarse, bofsterous dicta-
torial tone, invariably adopted by vul.
gar people, who have not sufficient
cultivation to understand their signifi-
canoe.
There is the incredulOus tone, that
Is full of covert sneer, or a secret,
':you can't dupe me, SIR intonat1on.
Then there is a whining. beseeching
voice that says 'sycophant' as plainly
as If it uttered the word. 1t cajoles
ahu Hatters you It's words say, l love
you; l admire you you are everything
that you should be-
Then there is the tender, musical.
compassionate voice that sometimes
goes with sharp features and some.
times with blunt features, but always
with genuine benevolence.
If you are full of afIectation and pre-.
tense your voice proclaims it.
II you are full of honest strength
and purpose your voice proclaims it.
If you are cold and calm and firm
and persistent, Or tickle and foolish
and deceptive, your voice will be
equally truth-telling.
You cannot change your voice from
3 natural TO an unnatural tone without
It's being known that you are so doing.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

STRIPPED stockings cover a. multi
tude of shins.
A THORN in the bush is worth doz-
eu II tho hard.
The cucumber does its o.. CHUNG
after it is down.
A MAN who owes more than he can
pay is naturally more-ose.
ONE Goldfish yields 100000 eggs.
This is what keeps up the aristocracy.
PEOPLE returning from the French
capital have "pizen" look-sort of a
Paris grin.
THE Wallingford tornado is sup
posed to have been one of Kearneys
speeches which went off by accident.
SOME of the Chinese embassy wear
outside garments of white silk so
closely resembling night-shirts as to
make an old maid dodge around the
first corner.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12
JOSH BILLINGS, COUGM.DROl's.

Bachelors arc alwus a Dragging Ov
their own freedom !-freedom to darn
their own stockings and poultiss their
own shins! had rather be widow
er once in = years, reglar, than to be
grunting, old, hair-dyed bachelor only
for 80 days.
Ambishun to shine in everything iz
a sure way tew put mans Randall all
out.
Sucking whipt sillybub thru rhy
straw il good deal like trieing to
live on buty.
Sum people won't believe emmy
thing they kant prove; the things
kant prove are the very things j be-
leave the most.
Good examples amung the rulers.
are the best laws tha kan enakt.
One ov the saddest sights of all 10
me, IL an old man, poor and deserted,
whom once knew living in ease and
luxury.
He who spends hiz younger days
in disapashun IL mortgaging himself
tew disseaze and poverty, two mex.
| orable creditors, who are certain tew
foreclOse at last, and take possession
ov the premises.
The world owes all its energies and
refinement tew luxurys--digging roots
for breakfast and going naked for
clothes is the virtcwous innocence of
| a lazy savage.
Prudes are coquets, gone to seed.
A dandy in love il in jest about cz
bad q fix as stick oY molassis handy
that haZ half melted.
Thar liz no good substitute for wis
dom, but silence iz the best that haz
been discovered yet.
Tharc liz lots Ov folks in this world
who, rather than not find any fault at
all, would not hesitate tew say to an
angel worm that hiZ tail wuz alto.
gether too long for the rest oy hiz
boldly,
A man who il good company fol-
himself iz alwus good company fol
others.
Cunning iz very apt tew outwit it.
self. The man who turned the boat
over and got under it to keep out oy
the rain waZ one ov this kind.
never knew but one infidel in mi
life, and he had no more courage thar
half drowned kitten jest pulled Out
ov a swill barrel, and waz az afraid
tew die az the devil would be if he
waz allowed tew visit the earth, for s
short seazon, to recruit himself.
have seen men who had worn ou,
their vices and suppozed, ov course
that they wuz lying on their virtues.
What man il the most afraide ov
he sez he don't beleave in; this may
ackount for some mems unbeleaf in
hell.
The man who dies the richest liz the
one who leaves the least here and takes
the most with him,
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12
THE SENSE OF TIME.

The more we live, more brief appear
Our life's succeeding STAGES;
day to childhood seems year,
And years like passing ages.
The gladsome current oi orr youth.
Ere passion yet disorders,
Steals like lingering river smooth
Along its grassy borders.
But as the care-worn cheek grows wan,
And sorrows shafts fly thicker.
Ye stars that measure life to man.
Why seem your courses quicker?
When Joys have lost their bloom and breath
And life itself grows vapid,
Why, a. we near the falls of death,
Feel we its tide more rapid2
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

A MAN never puts forth so extraor-
dinary an effort to make both ends
meet az when the Sunday morning fly
is present. 1t is this fly that has the
shrillest voice, the quickest step, the
hottest foot, and the longest teeth. lie
is cayenne pepper on legs. lie is a
typhoon With spurs.-[ Danbury News.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

An Irish glazier was putting pane
of glass into a window, when a groom
who was standing by, began joking
him, telling him to mind and put in
plenty of putty. The Irishman bore
the banter for some time, but at last
silenced his tOrmentOr with, "ArrAb,
now, be off wild ye, or I'll put a pain
In your head without any putty"
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12
TRAINS WESTWARD.

Trans NO. 3 ana IL on main line run dairy.
Palace Sleeping Coaches on trains No, |. ,,
and ~ between Cincinnati and New ork daily
Hotel Coach on trains No. and IL. between
Chicago and New York daily, via Mansfield.
Train No. 3 connects ut Mansfield with Pitts
burg, Fort Wayne II Chicago Railroad for Chi
cag0. Milwaukee, Omaha ansl All point. IN The
Northwest; ut Mcadville, Union and Cory lur
Oil Regions and ut jamestown for Buffalo and
Niagara Falls.
Close connections ut Cincinnati with trains
for the South and West
No" stop-ovcr'' allowed upon local tickets
Local passengers must purchase tickets to their
first stopping place, and may then rcpurchase
from that point to destination.
w. Ii. SIfSTTUC,
General Passenger and Ticket y gent,
CIHCINNATI ..
l.. ID. COOPER
General Superintendent.
375 CLEvELAED. O.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

AN old Irish soldier who prided
himself upon his bravery, said he had
fought in the battle of Bull Run.
When asked if he retreated and made
good his escape as others did on that
famous occasion, he replied: "Be jab.
bers, those that didn't run are there
vctf ~
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

A TRAMr few days ago begged a
piece of bread at the house of a promi-
nent citizen of Erie. When the pro-
prietor came to the door he recogniz.
ed former oil prince, whose business
capital recently was 100000.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

A LITTLE Cincinnati girl when ask
ed what God had made her for repli-
cd "To wear red fodder in my hat"
Many an older person of her sex has,
to all appearances, pretty much the
same conception of heavens designs.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

WHAT volume of domestic misery
these two little lines contain: "Six
million bottles of hair restorative were
sold in the United States last year,
But as long as the birds make nests we
suppose people will love aud take the
consequences.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

THINK of the meanness of a husband
who would hire man to steal a pock-
etbook and put it into his wife's mar
ket-basket, and then have her arrest
ed as a thief and sent to Jail. This is
what New York woman charges
her husband with.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

AN enterprising firm OF undertakers
undertook to profit by the recent dis
astor at Wallingford, Conn, among
their charges for expenses in burying
victims being one of $5l Tor eighteen
business wagons used as hearses, which
were provided and driven by citizens.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

WHAT are you about ?" angiiiy ex-
claimed country editor the other
day to his wife, who was touching up
her complexion before the mirror.
"Only getting up my patent outside,
DEAR" was the reply.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

OLD party (who has sent for the
landlord): Landlord, 1 can't get
anything to eat. Your pretty waiter
girls devote their time to the good
looking young fellows. Haven't you
got q homely old waiter who has lost
her taste for beauty?"
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

A MICHIGAN man by feeding tramp
accidentally found a long-lost brother
of his wife. This should be taken as
a terrible warning against something
or other, because he has had to keep
on feeding him eyer since.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

A FAT woman of Corinth, Miss,
drank ash-bark tea to make her lean,
and she skipped for the better land
just two hours ahead of lean woman
who was eating arabic to make
her fat.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

AN active volcano has put in an ap-
pearance in Humboldt county, Cali
fornia, and is throwing up stones and
fire. This is in harmony with the
periodical earthquake shocks expert
euced on the Pacific Coast.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

QUEEN Isabella's diadem now re-
poses on the head of Nine. Blanc, the
widow of the millionaire gambler of
Monaco, and no doubt considers itself
as worthily located as it was before.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

LITTLE boy at the opening of a pro =
posed spelling match: "Lets start
fair, grandmother. You take Nebu-
chanezzar and I'll take cat"
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

NEVER read when lying down; it is
too fatiguing for the accommodative
power. Many a case of weak sight
has been traced to the pernicious hab-
it of reading In bed after retiring for
the night.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

JAPAN has monetiZed silver. The
government has authorized the COIN
age of new silver dollar of the same
weight and consistency as our trade
dollar, with which it will be exchange.
a1le
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

a MICHIGAN woman hid her cow
under the hay to keep her out of sight
of the tax collector, and the ncwspa-
per calls it case of cowhiding bya
female.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

AT recent Sheriff7s sale in Leba-
non, Pa, cofiins went at one dollar
apiece. AT this rate, for few dollars
a man might have laid in enough cof-
fins to last him lifetime.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

elbow MUCH was this butter, did
You say?" Seventeen cents, SIR"
"Where on earth have the other two
gone? can only smell fifteen"
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12
GOING NoHTii-MAlN LINE.
GOING RIVER UIVlsIuN
GOING ,yEsr-RIyER DIVISION.

TUsCARAwAs BRANCH.
Leaves
Bayard. II 10 4 m. and 500 m.
New Philadelphia, 6.oO a. N. and l 10 IN
Arrives.
Bayard, $50 Il. N. and 4.IG p. m.
New Philadelphia, $50 and 7.20 y. m.
+. X. Nj EKS
General Passenger and Ticket agent.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1878-09-12

A NEVADA politician was elected on
the merits of one single speech. All
he said was: "Fellow countrymen,
follow me to yonder saloon!'