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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
Printing and binding executed neat
quick and cheap at THE ARGUS OFFcE.
Beautiful Hair.

From j. A. TYNEs, A WELL Know,
CITIZEN OF WILSON, N, C,-My wife had
suffered for ten or twelve wears with a
kind of dry letter, which kept the scalp
covered with dandruff, and caused her
hair to fall out and get very thin and
t4rned grey, but after using London
Hair Color Restorer," the letter was
cured and the grey hair restored to its
natural color, the hair stopped falling
out and is growing beautifully. By
telllng OF the effect it had on the head
OF my Wlfe have induced number
to try it, and want you to send me
dozen bottles by express. I enclose
postoffice order for So to paw for it
London Hair Color Restorer is sold at
70 cents bottle by all leading drug
gisfs. DR.. Swayne & Son, Philadelphia.
sole Proprietors. Sold by John Beng
ston, Druggist, Rock Island.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
How an increase..o of the existing indebted.

allow an increase..of the existing indebted.
ness $3,000,000. In defence of this nro.
position the committee say that it has been
the custom OF assessors to value properly
at only about one-half its true value and
It they should double the existing valuation
duty. - '"'A' '"oAN
Inis scheme might not work as well as
the committee imagine. Doubling the
assessment would have the effect of doub-
ing the taxes, Every taxpayer whose
bill last year was 800 would then be called
on for 5000. and the $4,0O0,OOO aggregate
taxes collected in the city would be in
creased to $8.000.O00. Whether propertv
in Chicago or any other city in the Tinted
States can, afford such a doubling of it's
burdens at this time, is a pronosition
about which serious doubts NAV be enter
tanned. Our opinion is that property in
general in the United States is already
paying. every tarthing IN the shape of
taxes 1t can afford, and that the interests
OF property owners demand reduction
rather than an increase.
FIVE or SIX years ago there was supposed
to be great difference between assessed
values and true values of property, and we
were in the habit of fattering ourselves
that our possessions were worth twice as
much as they were assessed at. The CEN
sus report of 1870 contributed not a little
to tasten this fond delusion upon the public
mind by making enormous estimates of the
true wealth of the country. It gave the
aggregate taxable wealth as returned bv
the assessors at $l4, l78, 100000, but it
estimated that the true value was $50, OOO.-
0OO,OOO, or more than double the assessors
hgures The assessed value of Missouri
was $3.50, l29, 900; but the census report
placed the true value ct $l,2S4, 922, 600.
The assessed value of Illinois was $3.50
$4,000; but the census report placed the
true value at $2,I2l 100000 The assessed
value OF Kansas was 800, OOO,O but the
census reports made the true value $ISS, :
100000. The assessed value of Iowa was
1902, 900, 900; but the census report made
the true value $7I7,0O0,O0O. The estima.
ted true value OF property in Cook county,
Illinois, was 1915, 100000; in st, Louis
county, Mo-, SSH ,000,600; in Hamilton
county, Ohio, $34l. 100000; in Boston.
1886, O00,00 and in New York, $3,484..
100000. But in the light of the last four
years, these estimates are seen to be abb
surdly extravagant, We know that prop
erty, judged by what il yields, is not worth
twice as much as it is assessed at for tax
alton; the bulk of it is worth very little
more; and when the mortgages, which
much of it is carrying, are taken into ac-
count, it is not worth as much as it is
at. The value put upon prop
erty in 1870 was false one, because it was
estimated in paper money, which inflated
the price of all things. The true value is
that, measured in gold and silver, which
prevails now.-&. Louis Rep.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04

They incur a tremendous risk whC
solourn or emigrate to reside in district.
where malarial disease is prevalent, with.
out medicinal means of terrifying their
systems against the periodic seourge. The
danger to bilious subjects. and to those
who lack bodily stamina, is particularly
serious. A preventive and curative agent
OF known anti-malarial efficacy should be
frequently used and constantly kept at
nand by such persons; and on none can
they rely with such certainty of protection
and aid as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
This grand specific roots out every yestige
OF the malarial poison from the system and
endoWs 1t with an amount of vital activity
and repelling power that nulli6es the in
tiuence of miasma. It also prevents and
remedies disorders of the stomach, bowels
and liver, which are particularly prevalent
IN malarious regions. and is an incomnara.
BILE general invigorant.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04

o. Fancy Cards, Snowflake Damash, etc., no Q
v alike, with name,10 Nassau Card Co., Mas
sau N Y
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
True vaiues

Inc ILLINOIS constitution forbids or,,
county J,1 OF city In that state to contract ,
oeot greater than 5 per cent, of its ta~obIa
valuation va The bonded debt of C SHaOie
SlS'O0O,0o0' was great deal more tba y
tnis when the new constitution was adonted
id cannot be increased even by tenn norarv
i R to relieve the city's pressing needs
T d;G a committee of citizens to whom The
nenr ruty was referred propose what an
r pes,;S very short and simple method n
the taS oyer it. They propose to increase
0oo 1 TL valuation. 1t ia now $50 OGO .
;nS, ahey advise that the asscssors h.
worIJ Jo " 20 raise it to 1920 00C 600 Th;s
"O0iu authorize debt Of sIS.oo0 GOO a n,S
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
wEsTHRR UNION RAILROAD.

WESTAkE uNIUN EAILKUAU.
FOR RACINE MILWAUKEE
LEAVE ARRIVE
Day Express and Mail ...-..9:05 AN 800 AN
Night Express. .10:15 Pm $40 Pm
The night express leaving Rock Island every
Sunday night at 1015 connects with the train arr.
wing In Chicago early Monday morning. No lay
over checks given on through tickets from Rock
this tram.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
10 Those who Want Endowment!

1ou can do no better If you want to make monex
ana easily than to send s. for the recIne
atio tne hercules Cement the best prepar
atioh ever discovered for cementinp wood class
ttDoer or leather. The substance of The aSticis
!oln5 VIII yield before the cement will break For
paIGning gcVes boots or joining the ends of leatb
should ~ nave it. and all wood-workcrs who use ene
Is 9oI anected by water temperature, is easily
ana a cheaply prepared, and will make a permanentt
dull lnstrnctions on receipt of price or we will
sen M IoWnshlp Rights for So Address plainly
"a W. bAhIoN, Bristol, Addison Co, VT. 95f1m,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
ROCK ISLAND : pToRrA RAILWAY.

ROCK ISLAND b PEORIA RAILWAY.
SHORTEST ROUTE TO THE EAST AND SOUTH.
,, LEAVE ARRIVE.
Thro'h Fit 6 30s.m m. Galva Ac. $50 a. m.
Mail d Ex. 1'50p. m. Mail lex. 1915 m.
Galya &C. $50 p: m. Thro'h F'ht 4:45 D. m
the $50 m train makes close connection at
Galva with G & Q for points west; arriving at
Galesburg at 800 m; at Burlington T:16 D m: at
keokuk 9:25 p m; and at Quincy 9:40 m; also
making close connection at Peoria with I & "
and p & w roads for all points east and south.
RocR ISLAND b MERCER CO., z. 3.
leave Rock Island at 900 q. m and $50 D. m. Ar
irving at Cable at II 10 a. m, and 500 p. m.
leave Gable at $50 q. m, and 1245 D. m. Arriving
al ROCK Island at $40 q. M, and 500 p. m.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04

A "A Mixed Cards, with name, 10 cts Agents
~ outfit 10c L. JONES d Co., Nassau, N. 7.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
DANIELS
improved Foot Protector

p reasons why all should use the Foot Protector,
prevents Cbils and Fever: prevents ninfhoria
R Ro. Rheumatism; prevents Sweating of the
REL Cramps in the Feet prevents Corns
nunlonS, Cnllolains, Damp Feet, Cold Feet pre-.
D99lds, prevents fatigue, and renders Walking a
pressure: saves more Hosiery than ten times The
cost Of the Foot Protector Saves stains fr Sro
stockings, thereby saving labor in wasbing hi"Aii
NY are are economical, luxurious and comfortable
ror Ladies and Children they are particularly rec
ing from Damp Feet 'i' Ahess lesuit-
metnulaetured only by A. M. DANIELS, Sole Pro-
sample pairs sent by natl, postage maid N ON,
part OF the United States on recent Of 95 cent
Gent or Ladies' size O s' SIG
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04

cong North-11 :I5 a. m; 1o:3s D. m
Going south-7:3o a. m; s:ss p. m.
Palace Sleeping cars, owned and operated nv !,
ilhe, accompany all night trains
| CONNECTIONS ARE as FOLLOWS.
At Burlington with Toledo, Peoria q warsaw I2,,
lot Feofla, Indianapolis Lafayette and Cincinnat;
WIN Cnleago, Burlington & Quincy r. r.. for Chi
| cago, heokuk. Quincy and St Louis West to Ottnn
wa ana all points in Kansas and Nebraska ana ,,tt
BB,arllngton d Southwestern R'y, for Farminrfon
oioomhela and all points in Missouri and Kansas
AT columbus Junction, with CHICAGO q SoIth
western Railroad foriWashfngton andII eayepyro-th
At Nichols. Muscatine Division r a r q n n
for Muscatine. 40 ~ -" m
At West Liberty, with Chicago. Rock Isl.ns a
Davenport s' Desnoihes, ano
At Cedar Rapids, with Milwaukee, D;v;s;a,, =, n
II q for Independence West Union postvi,il
aho Mcdregor; with Chicago O. Northyes paSI
way, Tor Omaha Council Bluffs and Cbicsoo 60
WIN Dupuqne q Southwestern Rty for Dnb5ono
Al aterloo and Cedar Falls wis TIIinois -, .
n 1al hairoad for Independence. Dubuane No,
Dodge and Sioux City o1a"0' 1oi
AT smell Rock with Stage for Waverlv
At nora junction, with Milwaukee, O. CT par
naiiWay, Tor Mason City and Charles Cifv ~1
AZ FIymouth with Milwaukee q 81 PAM E2.s1,a,,
TOT all points in Minnesota Nv "u' halfway
AZ ot Paul, for all points on Northern pe.;a,
sYatyi the great Lake Superior region snS aiI
p"lns North and Northwest s-' @A0 al
~ E. Il. WINSIOW 6sensl Na,..
u d IVES, Gen'l Pass. & Ticket Agent.
sNor1or f,u.,. Cedar Rapids, Iowa
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
mourning a Tremendous Risk,

Elixir of Honey cures Asthma and Con.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
COMPOUND OXYGEN.
c ON ! OXYGEN

IN @ - sWaE ~ ConaH AM cure or
ala. Ia. bronchitis, Catarrh. DYsnens
IL nfDos Disorders bya dtr, process Of Of
6epinninWy DISCOVERY which marks the
n = " ~ g gseeo era in The HedIip0 Art VAC
e NfO DRUG but Natures own iii bfe.givino
ease for anoteT not cure by substituting one dis
BE- ES;dMn,AeeIRKABLE CURES are "A oon.t,nt,,
~ attrGcttng The aciesf attention
JupGE 49, ENDORSED by the Hon.
BTArp NELL1E F, Il y. Arthur, Hon MoNTcnaTrpIS,.
HENPyS TW1,Goy FOREMAN of W Va Cen FITz
new Trea MtAhaFN. and others who have used the
hai StMIcn ARMlMESTERED. By simple IN.
patient at has ooe b, ~ zone at our Office or by the
exSSeMsl = TREATMENT, This is sent h.,
monfIss, compact Package. Price forstTx.uS
faH 1nd NTH tslholissg cDDaro1,,s 80
EpE IL sfpac ~ directions els 90. "'"s ana
ren Treatise 200 PIP on Cornpound ~
cures sent fres. 'esuHmonials to most remarkable
sIARKEY q PALEN, 1112 Girard 81. Phil.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04

Or. Bells Fit Cure, will cure every case
of Fits and Epilepsy, no matter of how
long standing. Try it, it is guaranteed to
cure. Price 50. Specific Medicine Com.
pany, 9O4 Washington avenue, St Louis.
Mo.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04
Railroad Time Table.
CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND . pAoITgcsa. =

GOING EAST TRAINS LEAVE
at 200 q. m. ;4:s0 p, m: and s:ss D. N. Trains
arrive from west as above
GOING WEST TRAINS LEAVE
At $40 .. m; 1910 q. m, and $500 o. N. Train
arrive from the east az above
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-04-04

GONG SOUTH TRAINS LEAVE
AtS .o0 q. m. and . AS p. m. daily,
ARRIVE FROM sT LOUIS
AT III: q. m. daily, and $40 pm.
STERLING TRAINS LEAVE
At 4:30 p. m.
ARRIVE FROM STERLING
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
Henrietta Temple.
A LOVE STORY.
BY The RIGHT HON. BENJAMIN 03SRAEu,
Carl of BeaCOnSfeid.l
"Ouoth Sancho Read il cut, 10y all means; fo-
nightly delight in hearing of love stories "

The WEEKLY WISCONSIN for Wednes-
day, November 9th, will contain the
first chapters Of this greatest Of Love
Stories, written by RIGHT HONORABLE
BENJAMIN DIsRAELI, Earl Of Beacons-
field, one of the greatest statesmen and
diplomats of this or any other age. But
in no field has his great gifts and COM
handing genius won more distinction
than in the literature Of the English
language. In this charming Love Story
of HENRIETTA TEMPLE, the great
Premier has shown himself master of
the finer sentiments of the human heart.
This story viii occupy about 100 col
umns Of the WEEKLY WISCONSIN, and
will be continued from week to week for
thirteen weeks,-commencing, as@ We
have said, November q. The back
numbers will be furnished all new sub
scribers desiring them, on notification
at the time of making subscription.
EGE Sample copies sent to any ad,
dress, free.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
Economy

The reduced incomes Of the past few
gears have mad wonderful effect in level
ing the false pride displayed In keeping
up appearances, so prevalent during the
speculative era Just past. In the struggle
for the necessities Of life the mask OF
deception has fallen from the faces of the
votaTies Of fashion, display and extraya-
gance. Men no longer boast of profuSe
expenditure; the enforced economies Of
the times have made the arts of saving and
planning quite respectable. A dollar is
made 10 purchase more Of the necessities
Of life thaa ever before. People even
astonish themselves by the amount of
comfort and support secured through g
very moderate income, where iudiciously
and economically applied. Five years Of
depression in business have taught the
great American public salutary lesson
in the economics Of living, and have ad.
ministcred a mcrited rebuke to the reck.
less and improyidont habits that were
rapidly engrafting themselves on the mass
< .. our people.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
Making Artificial Fuel,

We mentioned only in our issue a few
weeks ago the success Of the Reading
Railroad Company in converting the coal
waste or culm Of the mines into useful
and valuable fuel, says the Germantown
Telegraph. There are several processes
by which this conversion is made. We
give the following as they are stated in a
scientific journal:
The principal processes introduced of
late years are the Louiseau, the Newton,
and the Endres. The first is the inven-
ton of Mr.. E. T. Loiseau, and has
achieved remarkable success both in this
country and abroad. 1t is claimed to be
the first ever used to make artificial fuel
for domestic employment By mechanical
processes on commercial scale. The
anthracite dust after being dumped on a
covered platform, is received on q screen.
which after screening the coal delivers it
to an elevator which raises and discharges
it into bin. Meantime dry potter's clay
is suitably ground, and in a separate tank
a liquid mixture is made Of lime, rye flour
and water; % per cent Of coal dust and
taken from the bins, delivered under a
chain elevator, and there sprinkled through
a perforated pipe with the liquid compo-
sitiOn. The compound IS conducted be-
tween rollers, IN which are cavities which
mould it in egg-shaped form, thence pass
es to a drying oven, through which it
passes five times to and fro on a belt,
thence the Jumps are passed through
water-pToofng composition, and finally
they pass through drying oven, emery
ing perfectly dried and ready for the
market This fuel burns well, retains its
form, and leaves as a residuum the clay
and any other solid impurities besides the
ash.
Newton's fuel has not yet been pro-
duced on a manufacturing scale. 1t is
composed Of coal dust and coal tar, placed
in a retort, which distills out the volatile
products the residue of the coal tar, some
% per cent, remaining behind as bind
ing medium. Mr. Prime in his report
says that the product seemed too friable
to stand much handling without particles
of the coal wearing off from the Jumps,
but it burns freely, without sulphurous
fumes, and if left untouched retains its
form until crushed 1t is more friabe
than the LOiseau fuel but leaves less ash
The Endres process is worked by the
Anthracite Fuel Company Of Rondout, n.
!. 1t uses 100 parts anthracite culm to
10 parts ''fuel pitch" or bitumen of coal
tar. This pitch is previously prepared
by passage through crushing rollers, and
it is mechanically combined with the coal
in exact proportions. The mixture is then
heated, the pitch melting and it is after
wards moulded under heavy pressure into
bricks weighing about fifteen pounds each.
This fuel Mr.. Prime states TO be steam
ing coal of uniformly high average. Dur
ing 1876 it was applied to six railroads in
New York and Connecticut, eliciting ia
vorable reports from all. On the Hudson
River Railroad the economy in its favor
was estimated at about 10 per cent.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
rEc+i,e-s Sa1ao-,o Rea1:-n

That indulgence in fruits and vegeta-
blescauses deposits in the milk which
induce Collie or Cholera Infantum in their
nursing little ones. To counteraet these
injurious effects the mother should use
Parkers Ginger Tonic. 1t strengthens
and coTrects her nervous condition, and
its good effects are impaired through the
milk to the child, making it cheerful, free
from pain, and disposed to refreshing
sleep. Many ladies suffering from func-
tional disorders and Nervousness. will be
surprised At the comfort this strengthen
ing tonic affords, as by its use they find
relief from pain. aud functional REGULAR
ty restored. Buy q SI00 bottle from
your druggist Jones & SchaIern. or a
sample bottle at 10 cents, and test its
merits
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
An Ohio bank has been defeated !

An Ohio bank has been defeated in a
somewhat remarkable suit, brought to re-
cover damages for the non-delivery Of a
Geographic message. A person had ap-
piled to the bank to have draft cashed.
Being doubted as to his responsibility, the
officers wrote to correspondent in an
other place, making inquiries, and asking
response by telegraph. The letter also
stated that if no telegram were received
by given time the draft would be cash
ed. A message was delivered to The tele-
graph company to be sent in reply, but il
never reached the bank, which, therefore,
cashed the draft. The paper turned out
to be vaIueless, and the bank sued the
telegraph company for the amount paid
on it, claiming that the draft would have
bcen rejected if the telegram had been
duly received. The language of the mes
sage, however, was not such as to indicate
to the company the object for which it
was sent; and under t e circumstances the
Supreme Court Commission Of Ohio held
that the damages claimed by the bank
Chat Is, the amount paid for the draft
| did not naturally flow from a breach OF
| the contract to deliver the telegram, and
| could not be regarded as within the con-
temptation of the parties, and hence were
Rot recoverable.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
LIVER Is KING.

The Liver Is the Imperial organ OF the whole
human system, rs il controls the life. health
and happiness Of man. when it Is disturbed IN
his proper action. all kinds of ailments are the
natural result The digestion of food. the
movements OF the heart and blood. the action
Of the brain and nervous system, are all I'M
nediately connected with the workings Of the
Liver 1t has been successfully proved that
Green's August Flower Is unequalled in curing
eli persons afflicted with Dyspepsia or Liver
Complaint, and all the nmerous SYMPTOMS that
result from an unhealthy condition OF the Liver
and stomach Sample bottles to try. 10 cents.
Positively sold in ali towns ON the Western Con-
tinent. Three doses viii prove that il is just
what you want.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21

The case of the young man who hired a
horse III Paterson to drive four miles to
Little Falls, but drove ten or twelve miles
further to The great injury Of the animal,
has attracted considerable attention on
account Of the supposed novelty of the
decision that this was an unlawful con-
version of the horse to the hirer's own
use. This is said to be new doctrine in
the courts OF New Jersey, but it has been
distinctly asserted in at least one instance
by the Supreme Judicial Court Of Massa-
chusetts. In 1915 that tribunal decided
(Perham vs. Concg, III Mass Rep, 1922
that a person hiring a horse TO 90 to a
place agreed upon, but driving him be-
yond it, was guilty of conversion. and was
liable for any subsequent diminution in
the value OF the animal, even though it
proceeded from some infrmity OF the
horse himself. 1t would be well for peo-
PIE who hire horses to keep these deci,
sions in mind.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
Baked Ham.

Make a thick paste of -four and water
mot boiledl, and cover the entire ham
with it, bone and all; put in pan on a
spider, or two muffin rings, or anything
that will keep it an inch from the bot
tom, and bake in hot oven; if a small
ham, fifteen minutes for each pound; if
large twenty minutes; the oven should
be hot when put in. The paste forms a
hard crust round the ham, and the skin
comes of with it. Try this, and you will
never cook a ham in any other way.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
3flaroitomoc pilot.
Fate.

Thou in the sunlight,
and | in the shade;
But, ali! by the sunlight
The shadow is made.
Thine be the gIadness
And mine be the gloom,
For Love, though thy triumph
i only my doom.
IN silence and shadow,
Through veal and through III,
by fate is to love
And to follow thee stiH.
Unseen and unknown
VIII I cling 70 thy heart,
For letters have bound me
That death cannot part.'
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21

JGles Ierne'S famous story OF lol1
around the world in eighty days has ieen
not only realized, but improved upon by
an American whom the London Examiner
mentions, who has actually accomplished
tie feat IN seYentysix days.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21

The Pennsylvania Railroad Company
IS constantly experimenting in vital sta
tistics in order TO reduce the expenses of
the corporation in operating It's many
lines Of road 70 the lowest possible cost.
1t lately introduced the M0doc 1oeomo-
tiveS, possessing a greatly enlarged power
at reduced cost of running; and now
experiments are making by charging the
driving-wheels of locomotives, by which
the speed on the roads may be increased
without an increase of cost. In other
matters, involving great annual expend-
iture Of money, marked saving has been
effected. And it is mainly owing to the
introduction of this severe economy, in
connection with the prospects OF a more
prosperous era, that the stock of the road
is steadily Oh the advance.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21

Mabel Clare writes Us, says 1ne Bur-
ington Hawk-Eye, the following fatter-
ing inquiry: Are you the author Of that
tender little ballad, Darling Kiss My
Eyelids DOWN." We? We write such
stuff as that2 kiss our eyelids down =
Mabel, thou art beside myself; much
reading hath made thee mad. Darling,
kiss our eyelids down." Now, isn't that
a nice thing 10 accuse US Of saying? Are
we that devoid of intelligence! Mabel,
don't you trouble our eyelids when you
have fancy to perform any operation of
that delicate and teader nature. We have
large, comfortable roomy, flexible cash
Just below ournose that has bought county
rights for all business Of that nature that
comes within the limits Of our face. and
any eyelid found interfering or infringing
will be prosecuted 10 the extreme limit Of
the law. No, we didn't write it.