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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30
vnE wILD wATEnmrleS.

"Look yer, boy" said Uncle Renul
yesterday, stopping near the railroad
crossing on Whitehall street, and gazing
ferociously at = small colored youth vhu
does Lewis Clark'a outside business
s.Iseok yer, boy Isl lay yes OF nns4el
you come dingin' 30 water1nilliou rimes
under my foot-you watch Of / don't.
You kin play 20 pranks on desc eie
w'ite folks, but wen you come a cuttin
up 20 caperS round me yo'll Ian right
in dc middle ob spell er sickness nov
20 mine what / tell you. An / E;n'.
gwine fer TO put up wild none o 20 aaaa.
ness, nudder--let lone hiDgin' water.
million rimes whAE kin get mkt up wild
um. done had 'nuf watermilliona yis.
terday and do day beEo'."
"How was that, Uncle RsEnusi' ssked
= gentleman standing by.
'.Hit was soFter like dis, b-as. Last
ChewsdAy Mars John no fetched home
two or desc yer FIurridy wstermillionn
an him an Miss Sally sot down fOr 70
eatum. Mars John an Miss Sally ain't
got nothin' data too good fer me, an Dc
fust news know'd, Miss Sally wuz =
hollsrin' for Remua. ! done smeit de
watermillisn In de a'ar, an amt got
no better sense dan fer TO 90 won hears
do w'ite folks . holletin-I larnt dat
wen / wuzent 20 high. Leastwaya
galloped up to de back po'ch. an dar sot
do watermillioas dez as natchul a. ef
dey'd or bin raised in de old spivey
place in Putmon county. Den Miss
Sally she cut me of er slishe-wunner
desc ungodly slishes, big e. 20 hat, an
l sot down on de steps an wrop myAo'f
roan' de whole blessed chunk, 'copin' do
rime." Uncle Remus paused and laid
his hand upon his stomach ~ II feeling
for something.
"Welf, old man, what thenf'
"Dats wat I'm = gettin' at boss, " said
Uncle Remus. smiling = feeble smile.
Il sauntersd roan' 'boat eF half an hour
an den began fer 10 feel sortar squeem-
inh, sorser like done bin ard swoIlored
about four pounds Of Ee ruff end 0l {
aeantlin'. Look ter me dAt I was
gwinter bo sick, an den Biz looked Ike
l wuzxent Bimeby little pain allowed
is head an sorter m'andered roun' like
be wuz lookIn' fer . good place Ter ter
ketch holt, an den great big pain jump
up an take arter de little ono an chase
i'm round and round, an he mast er
kotch 'um, kase bimeby do big pain reich
down an' grab dis yer LEI leg-so-au'
haul i'm up. an den he reich down an
grab de udder one an pull him up, al
den de war began sho nua. 70 mighty
nigh 70 hours deY kept up dat racket,
an des "a soos as er little pain ud jump
up de big un sd light onto Il an gobbls
it up, an den de big un nd 20 sailin'
Toun' huntiu' fer mo. Soma folks ia
mighty cu'ous dough. Mex mornin, /
hear Miss Sally = laughin' an singin'
an whistIin' des like dey want no
waternillions raised in Flurridy. But
Mars Lewis better pen disyer nigger boy
up wen I'm in de towR-I kin tell 20
dat.-AEkanG Constifueion.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30
EeTTsSc CONSUMPTION err % sEw
ENGLAND.

Everybody will be glad to learn that
the editor Of 'Seyi55ley has CDR"
generally prcGxed to his narne--usin-
tains that consumption can be driven
from New Ensland u Hires geherz-
tions Ha admits thai enr elliEsats S
~ the Kind f alware iaI -
the disease, aas llisst tbs hereditary Is
liuences are pesu allg q lissale, hut lss
esntends llIiat TIA sI...ii,s~eaases hlse
been the bsd habits of the peozle.
They have often worked too bard, and
they have generally taken irsnEcsens
and unsuitable food. Bueixwheatcal e
and molaEses as the chief diet on cold
New England morning ara, says tbs
editor, not much better than sawdust,
and then. at the two following meals.
salt pork and potatoes and .sthe ever
lasting pie, with It's sngary centre and
its leathery crust tg The reference, ev-
identity, is Il, ancient days, rather than
to the present, except, IS the weather
man says, sin local areas. At ali
events, what is needed are good bread
and butter or milk, abundant fruit,
beef aud mutton, nutritious piiddings,s .
with thick eiOfhing. good housing and
sufficient ventilation. This is sound
doctrine, and IL the larger part of New
England the people have ALREADY be
come so intelligent IS to make good
application Of Il. DIR. Hollsald adds:
I'VE have seen consumption cured
again and again by the simple process
of building up the forces Of vitality
trough passive exercise IN the open
air, aud supply of AN abunslance Of
nutritious food and We have no doubt
it can be prevented in most instances
by the same mssns.~ Whether lie is
oversanguine IN hia theory or alut, It Is
one which everybody who wishes t. can
try, and it is unquestionably better
than all drugging and over-dosing.-
Boston .JossrnaI.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

AND OasiIl Nst General eranf - efpsfs n
neeeipi IN pnlig

Il Is high time TO cnd tllis foolish
talk about restoring Grant 10 the ar1sy
with an unheaFd-of-rftn and enormous
,,ay for tie purpose of buying hinl off
from politics. The last suggestion Of
his sort Is credited 10 Ben Butler, who
announces that lie would vote to make
5rant fieid-inarsi1ai CT thu United
safes with pay amounting TO 925, 900 =
year. AZ Butler Is already announced
- a possible candidate for Prpaii.nt IN
1880 on the National Gresr.Iack Labor
ticket, his anxiety II get rid Of one
Who may be looked on 81 i rival Il
easily cei1iaehr-sidsd If IL SHOULD
turn out in 1850 that Grant IS the chos-
en- Representative of the American peo-
pie, veil and good But We havs no
fear Of such 8 result, aud We dsnounce
the scheme to buy hila of as contemps-
lille eowmdice. Hs has been rewardsl
~ no other citizen ever was He re-
ceived $500, ,000 in Inons.y while sefv-
ing as President, and l,sscketings which
aggregates At least 800. .9O0 inorr. He
also received at least 100000 in Iay
anu htlUNafGE3 WINE Nc Btty III tlo
army. He drew, therefore, diractIy
from the public purse, in sixteen saszs
time, 100000. He also received
$3.50. 600 in presents, including cash
gift of $I5O, 600 which be laid for in
the distribution of Offices. The recig-
ent Of S750, 600 has M reason to com
plain that his seryies have not been
pecuniarly recompenscd. He has also
supped full Of henors. Two grades in
the army higher than was previously
known 70 our syste1n were created for
his special benefit, and twice he was
called to the foremost ofiice in the gift Of
the people. Tbe1act that Le Is still
hungry for preferTnent, and comes With
itching palms to claim further rewards,
simply demonstrates that his appetite
grows By what Il feeds on. But let
him appear again in the field as can
didate for President, and he may Be
taught lesson which shall last him to
the end of his selfish life. At any rate,
let it be understood, once for ali, that
he IS not 20 be bought of.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

Bachelors arc alwns q brageia oy
their freedom freedom to darn their
own stockings, and poultiss their own
shins / had rather be q wid0wer once
in 2 years, reglar, thsn tew Be q Rrunt-
ing, old, hairdyed bachelor only for 90
days
Ambishun tew shine in everything
i sure way tew put q mans handle
all out.
Sucking whipt sillybab, thru a rhy
straw, IL good deal like trising % hv
IN buty.
Sum people won't beleavo onny thing
they kant prove; the thing. / kant
prove, are the very things bsleave the
most.
Good examples aEasang tie rulers. are
..bo lest laws they kan enakk.
He Who spends hix younrer daxa Is
diAsipsahrn Is morteAging himself q
dssaeaza and poverty, two inexorable
creditors, who ara certain tew foluclose
Al last, and take possossioa ov the
pr nsisss.
Ine world owes all It's energy and
refinement tew luxurys-diggine roots
for brskfas: and going naked for clothes,
Is the yirtewons innocence Of q lazy
savage.
Prudea are eosusts gone to seed.
A dandy ia L,ye il Ia Just about Al
bad 3 fix ~ = stick ov noIasses candy
that has half melted.
Thare il no good snhstituta for wis
dun, but silence il the hest that Ia.
been discovered yet.
Thare IL lots of folks In this world
who rather than not fnd eany fault al
all, wouldn't hesitate tew say ten an
angle-worm that hiz sail wax altoeethsr
too long for the rest Of hix boldly.
A man who il good company fou
himself L klwna good colnpaAy for
others.
Canning Is very apt tew outwit L.
SELF The man who turned the boat
over and got under it Tow keep out ov
the rain was one ov this kind.
never knew but one inEidel In nj
life, and be had no more courage thar
hafrdrowned kitten jest pulled ont ov
swill barrel, and waz az afraid tew die
AZ tho devil would 10 il he war allow.
cd tew visit the earth for short sea
son 70 recruit himself.
l haE seca men who had worn out
their vices, and suppozed, ov course,
that they waz living on their virteps,
What man il the most ufrads oy
he sez ho don't beleave in; this may 40.
kount for sum mems unbeleaf in hell.
The man who dies the richest i. the
one who leaves the least here, and take,
the most with him.--JosA Bil.ing's Far
nl..g.,s.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30
tf.ostoa yonrnai Lsttsr. Rsp.l
AALAM 9. TnnRMAN,
Pssssaal DeserIpsion ef she Great Bsns
eFntie Leader.

The senior Democratic senator hes
returned from visit - New York in
an excellent humor. and It Is intimated
that the magnates Of the Manhattan
club asked and received pardon for the
completely in permitting Sammy Til
den 70 buy the st. Louis nomination.
Had Thurman been nominated his
chances for election would have been
good. Thurman is q Virginian BY
birth, and well preserved man Of six.
ty-fiye, with q massive head we'll set on
a square, sound body-the seat Of health
rather than Of courtly grace. A vet
eran lawyer, ho states his side with
great fairness, never drawing concIu-
sions that facts do not warrant, but il
any one contradicts him he draws his
red bandanna, blows a trumpet blast
from his good sized nose, and charges
like q dragon on his adversary, with
severe incentives, copious criticisms
and bitter denunciations. Edmunds ID
the only senator on the Republican side
who can stand mp against him and give
AtaA - EUoA - no bc4kuns WGlk AS-
member once, when Conkling and
others were annoying Charles Summer
that Thurman came to the rescue, and
scattered the badgers, rs man drives
away a pack Of yelping ours BY firing
the barrels Of his revolver in their
midst. Personally Mr.. Thurman ID
the most transformations looking man
in the senate. He evidently dislikes
the undertaker-like suit Of black broad.
cloth, and generally wears light gray
clothes Of loose and comfortable &c.
He utterly detests the usual methods
by which politicians acquire regulations,
and is independent enough to carry q
snuff box. as Henry Clay and other
statesmen did. His daily life here is
more like an honest, well-to-do farmer
than senator, and he thoroughly en-
joys the comforts Of home life. Ono oi
his daughters Is thu wife of Gov. Nc
Cormick, Commissioner General ut ths
Paris Exposition.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

Some time ago there was q dancing
party given in q certain neighborhood
in Texas, and most Of the ladies present
bad little babies, whose noisy perveraity
required too much attention to permit
the mothers to enjoy the dance. A
number Of gallant young men volan-
teered to mind the young ones while
the parents indulged in an old Virgin
ia breakdown. No sooner had the VIZ
men left ths babies in charge Of the
mischievous devils than they stripped
ths babies, changed their clothes, giving
the apparel Of one to another. The
dance over, it was time to go home, and
the mothers hurriedIy took each q baby
in the dress Of her own and started,
some to their homes ten or fifteen miles
of, and were far on their way before
daylight. But the day following there
was q tremendous -ow in the settle
ment; mothers discovered that single
night had changed the sex of their ba
bies, observation disclosed physical
phenomena, and then commenced some
Of the tallest female pedestlianisnl; liv-
ing miles apart, it required two or three
days TO unmix the babies, and as many
months to restore the women to their
natural sweet disposition. To this day
it IS unsafe for any Dc the baby mixers
to venture into the neighborheod. -
Waco Tsras) Regists;
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

therefrom and any person violating
provisions Of this section shall be guilt,
Of misdeamenor, and, on convictioa.
shall be fined for every such ofIense q
sum not less than 500 nor more thar
81 900. Provided, that nothing here
IN contained shall prevent any miner
OF agr4culturist from clearing bis land
in the ordinary working of his claim,
or preparing bis farm for tiiIags, o.
from taking the timber for the use ot
the United States; and the penalties
herein provided shall not take ef..rt
until 90 days after the passage Of this
act.
SIC. 8. That any person prosecuted
IN said States and Territory for vioIat-
ing section two thousand four hundred
aud sixty-one Of the Rsyised Statues
of ths United States, may 30 relieved
from further prosecution and liability
therefer upon payment, into The court
whersin such action Is pending, Of tie
sem Of 81 so tor all lands on which be
shalt have cut or caused 20 be cut tim.
Der, or removed or caused 70 be remoy-
Cd the same; Provided, that notking
contained IN this section shall bo con.
strued as granting 70 The person hereby
relieved ihe title of said lands Tor aaii
payment: but he shall have the right
to purchase tho aanne upon tho same
terms and conditions as other persons.
a. provided hernin before in this act:
And further provided, that ali moneys
collected under this act shall tse paid
into the Treasury Of the United States.
And section four thousand seven hun
dred and fifty one Of the Reyised Stat
utes Is hereby repealed. 70 far as Il re-
.lates to tho States and Territories here
in named.
SIC. 6. That al acts and parts Of
acts inconsistent with the provisions Of
this act are hereby repealed
Approved June Sd, 1878.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

Anglaia. renowned for its delicious aal.
mon. There Is one room q this estab
lishnent that can boast Of European
fame. What scenes both gay and se
rious have taken place in No. "a.
cOneratuiatory dinners to celebratrd
authors and artists, and solemn fssiif.
ities between diplomatists when the
fate Of Europe hung in the balance.
ARrnun.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30
Az ELsa.a... -.


The following IS from the CITED pen
Of the late Geo. w Prentice:
at cannot be that earth Is nan, ! .asll :
abiding place. It cannot he thst onr
life is bubble cast hy etsrnity Is a..a
. moment on its waves and then s1nl s
into nothingness. Else why y i TIA
tho glorious aspirations whici, lsaa lil,
angels from the temple Of our hearts as,s
forever wandering unsatistisdl Why II
It the stars that hold their festival
around the midnight throne are Sc
above the grasp Of our limited facul-
ties, forever mocking as with thsir
unapproaehable glory And, finally,
why is it that bright forms Of human
beauty are presented to our view and
taken fronn MS, leaving the thousand
streams Of our affections to fiow back IN
Alpine torrents upon our heartsa There
i realm where the rainbow never
fades; where the stars will be spread
out before us like the islands that slum-
Der in the ocean, and where the baasti-
ful beings which pass before us like
sh4dowa will stay in our presance far
ever.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30
4 coMaVN7srr s hE1EIpEn.
ueedet Wha Tried 20 Kfll che German
Emperor Expinles Ms Crime.


BERLIN, August 10th. Emil Hoedel,
who attempted the assassination Of Em.
peror William, May l4th, in the avenue
Unter den Linden, was beheaded this
morning, in the court yard Of the new
prison. The Imperial warrant decree,
ing that justice should take its course
was signed on tho eth Of the present.
month. Hoedels age was about 81.
On his trial he protested that he had not
intended to take the life Of the Emper.
or, but sought to sacrifice his own life
in public manner, in order to create
sympathy for the suffering people; but
numerous witnesses testified that Hoe:
del leveled bis weapon directly at the
Emperor. Hoedel, when informed that
his execution was fixed upon, became
deadly pale. He wished to plead for
pardon, but recovered his eomposure
when told that this was useless. He
then asked for wine and supper, and
drank 70 the Commune and leader OF
social Democracy: When tie sentence
was read "a tie ncs Gold be spat disdsin-
fully aud czied bravo" refused the
ministf atienaof Chaplain, declaring them
useless, a. i would take years to con,
vert him. Fifty persons. including ,ff-
oials, Judges, police and twelve citizens
attend "a tho execution, which Is gem
orally approved Official notice Of the
execul hab been posted throughout
the cit IS WefniRg. It required but
= sing blow OF tho an to deca api abe
Heed Tic remains wera immedi-
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

VINO would have Thought few
years ago that they would ever have
lived to sec Brick Pomeroy and Ben
Butler working together IN the sans
partyl One can almost see the hand
Of the All Wise Providence in the
placing Of two such contemplate trick
stera and broken down political hacks
in the same party.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30
sAnla Lnsrln.

The ealalne af she FFeAeh Capital rsew an,l
what, and where she alAerona GLASSES eai
-Resm the eransl realoarsints ~ she nou.
lsvaFas - she dlngg wine shaps ef shs
FaubourEs-The Malsen 9oeec knd sho
cafe Anvaala.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

# you want 10 draw man out, take.
4 sketch Of him while he IS walking q
driving.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

The kind Of dentats this coant1
wants i those that extract teeth with
ont pagin.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

Make a cure by mixing alum and the
white Of an egg over nrc until Il i
the consistency Of pomatum; spread
over the ringworn. One or two 40.
plieations should effect a cure.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30
nArEs osI ADgEn nrIsIl.o.

Business notices II dc TfAal fselun1ns
q cents per line.
For legal and transient advertise Heuta
4 % per SQUARE. for the first Iiisertifn. and
o eenla per square for each s1bse4a snl IN
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

GES. ToM THuMB and vito have
grown corpulent in the last few years,
and neither appear 50 diminutive as IN
their younger days. The General has
been wealthy but has lived extravhgant-
y and spent . fortune il Tatohine and
other sports, and possesses only ! mod.
crate competence He IS 70 years ..
age.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

TooruAcug pRops.

One ounce Of alcohol, two drachn,t
Of cayenne, one ounce Of kerosene oil
let II stand twenty-four hours aftel
mixing. II cures the worst case Of tooth
ache.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30

The Portland took from Knsp
608 900 feet IL Iumbse and e
IaIAs valued q an et 8e 900.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-08-30
swELLEp rEEr Axp AxKlks

Take plantain leaves (which can BE-
found IN almost any grass-l,l0t, and 10
our public PARKS; wilt them by put
ting separassly between the handsi
covar the swollen parts By wrappfilp
tho linb with rags Or q towel on going
70 bed " night, or keep them on dur.
ing the day II not obliged 70 BE- on the
feet. 4 euro will be aI.erdilY effected
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'poa they Re1 ok,1 ill
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1878-08-01

AN HISTORICAL FACT.-EVery agent who
has been steadily selling the Improved $50
Homestead Lock Stitch Sewing Machine for
three years, owns hfS,dwelling house, has n
good account in bank, is clear of debt, and
has money at interest. the natural eonse-
quenae Of securing good agency for supe-
rior goods at. the lowest prices. A good first
class Sewing Machine, most useful-reliable
at all times, easy to understand and control.
the same size and does the same work as any
machines that sell at Four TIMES the price
There is no machine at any pri' better, or
that will do finer or more wor: an certainly
none 80 low in price by many 0c.lars. The
HOMESTEAD is widely known and used in
thousands of families in t,a Eastern and
Middle States, and daily .s' ming popular
in the West. 1t will SAYS 3 cost several
times over iii one season, dong the work Of
the family, or will earn FOUR or FIVE dollars
day for any man or woma' r7ho seWs for q
living It is the strongest ? 3hlne made, Is
ready at all times to do - X, makes the
strongest and finest s33%Jh yet invented, and
is fully acknowledged :: ha Standard Family
Sewing Machine. r., ;, 1plete for do
mestic use, reduced a., : Ivered at your
door, no matter h. go. . III may reside
Business permanent ~ honorable, with
more certain and rapid sales, and larger
profits than any other. Extraordinary liberal
offers made to local or travelling agents where
We have none established; or, if there is no
agent near you, send your order direct to the
factory. Address John II. Kendall & Co.,
Al Broadway, New York.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1878-08-01
A Man Of a Thousand.

A Consumptive accidentally cured.
When death was hourly expected, all
remedies having failed. and DR.. II.
James was experimenting with the
many herbs of Calcutta. he accident.
ally made preparation of Cannabis
Indica, which cured his only child of
consumption. His child is now in this
country and enjoying the best of
health. DESTROYS of benefiting the
afflicted, the Doctor now gives this
Recipe free, on receipt Of two stamps
to pay expenses. There is not single
symptom of Consumption that it does
notat'once take hold OF and dissipate.
Night sweats, peevishncss, irritation
Of the nerves, failure of the memory,
difficult expectoration, sharp pains in
the lungs, sore throat, chilly sensa-
tions, nausea at tho stomach, innction
OF the bowels, and wasting away of
the muscles. Address Craddock & Co,
1882 and 1884 Race stree, Phiadel-
phia, Pa.g giving name of this paper.