The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-12-10
AT THE COOLER.
A Midnight Motley Mob Of Mean
derinG Aen-How the Cooler vas
Inhabited Last Night.

About midnight last night . BAzoo re
porter slid to the cooler to zee what Of TIN
hour. The night Vas not dark but TIKI
ram and sleet vas coming dOwr
making pedestrianism anything but pleas
ant. The reporter found in cell No. 9. sever
elsepes stretched out crosewise Of the cell
all enjoying their nsra.
who are these!" asked the reporter Of
an officer present.
Omcer-Oh. they Are not bloaied bond
holders. they are impecunioue tramps Who
sought 4 nights lodging from the pel,ing
sscrn.
Refor,er-Where are they from,
O-Ncr that. q haId one to answer
Ibsy are from everywhere bu, SedaIia an
;oerii be iron ere ,o-mo.ru~.
E-Did they come and sek for lodging
O.-Ye ir. We Amt round hunting
- t,snfs to come and enjoy our boards
they come unlimited and generally
say un;il they Are ssked to leave.
R-Will they attend church to morrow
O.-Church. nothing. You might a. veil
talk SpanMh TO guinea Niger as to talk
church or 1igion 70 that brace of fellows
They have no christianity but to get all
they can to eat and place to sleep at the
expense Of decent people.
In the next cell vas John Craig, too
drunk to say "How are you"
John commenced to celebrate Christmas
yesterday morning. In the evening he waa
overcome With Christmas and Al. Connors
tolled the poor fellow to his old quarten
Rye will grow good on yonder side-hill
when John and all his faults will be Gov
cred with the mantle of charity and fresh
earth. Another man, drunk, occupied the
rane cell. He vas too drunk to articulate.
Nobody knew who be VA. The Recorder
will learn full particulars 10 morrow morn.
ing in his august tribunal Of justice.
In this same cell Is young man nineteen
years old, arrested At the instigation of his
fsther. He was put in, charged With IN
mercifully beating his brother. He plead
like whitehead With the reporter not to
publish his name and-its left out.
George Goodwin. Who drives baggage
wagon wss the sole occupant Of the next
cell. George had dispute With james
OKane, who keeps the gin mill known
rs the New Erie. James and George 20.
into 6ght in OKane's saloon, and the
result was. George was arrested, charged
With striking With intent to kill. O'Kane
isstill alive and viii probably live some
time to come. The wounds on O'Kane's
head were dressed BY DR.. Boyer and will
get veil.
Two tramps entered and stood near the
hot stove.
O6cer-Want to sleep here, I reckon.
Tramp-Yes.
Representatives, you from!
Tramp-From Nashville, Rush county,
Indiana.
R-Where are You going?
T-God only knows. Got ere on q
freight train from the east and expect to
leave in the same way.
The two hard cnsses were shown 10 q bed
in the cell With Goodwin. Their names
on the hotel register. resd W. H. Brown
and WIN. werberton. They had better
rush out of this country-pcQE place for
trampe.
And after thanking all concerned. the
reporter asd his pencil slid out to prey on
something not quite % stale % the tramp
Dom Pedro of Brazil wants q
chaplain for his household. and has
fele6faphed to New York for an
! American. Wouldn't this be . good
chance for Murray to 70 over and
teach Pedro religion and horse ut the
same time! 1o117
Mr.. Kettle, Q store broker, has been
a oprehended for forgiving q check for
S525 on Mr.. Labouchere Of the Lon
dap 1rs.A. It Was stated that Mr..
Aaboecbere never uses printed checks.
Aat li4ays writes checks on note
paeesraM the ibreey was q very
exont ioihii0n Of his ordinary
checks.
The once greatly praised tempered
Elas has now fallen into disiavor.
II liability explode is fatal to the
fature magnitude Of the industry OF
which il IL the basis. The utility of
~ arsicles made Of It = not greater
thlns fhat Of the fwell-known TOYS
tefhed Prince Ruperts drop, from
which they only differ in form.