The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-09-03

always" He wants to live one way
away from work.
Hamlet was a very hard case You
know he wanted to reform and asked
"that this too, too solid flesh would
melt.n
A numerous body of water-Lake
| Minne-ha-ha. The laugh comes in
while you are climbing out OF the
water.
"Tnat gentleman" said Swiggins,
pointing to carpenter Brown, sis a for
eign gentleman" "Why, no; how's
that9" well, he's a Pole" And
swiggins ordered something for two.
Eight young ladies of Celina, Ohio,
have become a brass band.-St. Louis
Journal.
What amus-ical transformation. But
they'd make an excellent wife for a
Mormon.
An actor looks at a bad house with
empty tiers in his eyes.-tSt. Louis
Journal.
Nothing strange about that. Now
il he looked at empty tiers with a bad
house in his eyes, or looked 1t bad tiers
with empty eyes in his house, or looked
at empty bad with eyes house in his
tiers, or-perhaps we had better begin
over.
Swiggins was standing on Ferguson
street talking to a lady of positive rep
utation. Directly a hand clutched his
ear, and without turning around Swig-
gins went along, tame as a hare, being
satisfied that his wife was Mt the other
end Of the clutch. Curiosity led him
finally to look around, and seeing that
n stalwart acquaintance was chief en-
gineer, he without further ado knocked
that stalwart half way across the street.
Some people pretend that women have
no power.
The exchange fiend-that indlspens-
able requisite to a successful newspaper
called in THE LEADER office as usual
yesterday. He gazed long and earnest
ly through the pile of papers, and re-
marked that he would spend the entire
afternoon, as he wasn't busy. Then he
picked up a half-sheet paper. In big
type at the head Of the editorial column
he read: Sowing to the prevalence of
yellow fever among the employees of the
Picay,me, we issue to-day but a half
sheet" That was enough. Clapping
one hand over his nostirls, and hinging
the paper aside, he broke from the sane
tum, stammering something about
"that COMPOUNDED nose bleed" He
hasn't been see neal the sanctum
since.
"Alcollol is made of beets in Califor-
MA" New York beats are made of
the same fluid. I'm. Y. Dispatch.
Armless men have been known to
write good hands with their feet
Chicago Journal. zaeHel
The woman-and all her sex do-wlio
siaiiSeo uiucl tuc btu III HIRHI DtlOIt
retiring, evidently has in mind the pro-
verb, look before you sleep. "-[Plil-
adclphia Bulletin. y 15fnffr1
GLOW do they make letter paper, Mr..
Harkins?" said his wife. "With sta
tionery engines" replied narkins.
Then the whole family was enveloped
in gloom.-[Keokuk Constitution.
Salisbury wears his garter on his left
breast. We suppose If he were given n
corset he would have it stretched so rs
to make an umbrella of it. On the
whole, men had better stick to their
legitimate costume .-[Buffalo Express.
The funniest somnambulist to date is
the IIerkimer County lover, who rose
from his bed one night recently and
walked a mile in undress, with a lamp
in his hand, to call upon his lady. She
and her mother were about retiring for
the night when they answered his knock.
In astonishment they conducted him to
a chamber, receiving his explanations
in the morning, and procuring more
suitable clothing for his return trip
IN. Y. Graphic.