Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-03-20
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A favorite stock in London War
bnsh.
Go among great folks for great
sinnersaAT2 1111 IrA Y81Vi
Lecture. Field that no man has
vet taken-Knte Field. q"
II is good to be deaf when the
slanderer begins TO talk.
There is n place in Michigan called 1
The girl of the lives there. ....r...
One old hat from America makes
New Zealander a whole suit.
"Just one little drink" has made
all the drunkards ia the world.
Love drifts into hate more easily
than indifference into apimpsity.
He is M trnn friend who has moth
ing but compliments and praise for
you.
Many people find their only h,t,pi.
ness in forcing themselves to be un-
happy.
Kentucky has upward of twenty
five thousand Good Tcloplars. Water
prosperous order.
A facetious fashion writer says that
the leg Of an fS-bu,tm kid glove
comes up over the vaccimtion place.
North Carolina sends peanuts to
Italy, where they are fed o,yYung la
dies albuA IN make th+ir aebut as
opera singers. The oil of peanuts
greases the higher notes. ,,,44ff
A reward Of $500 has been offere,,
at Harrisburg for the recovery Of
missing pemify of tha Legislature.
And every old maid in Pennsylvania
hnw looks under her bed before re-
firing. at- z1tlf
A woman will face a frrwning
world and clog to "a, drunken brute
she lives through the most bitter ad-
versity, hut she wnnldn't wear lat
three weeks behind the style to save
the government. .. t
No good lawyer ever goes to law
himself. 80 =. ..... ... ..l...
Not an amusing inside .dent-Hav
ing a jaw tooth pulled
Oberve the In fetter ate prejudice
Of criminals to handouts. ri.
Sergeant Bates Is carrying bricks In
Chicago. That's sort Of hod. ..i
Sharp and intelligent rascals are
more respected by the world than
virtuOus fools. -,I4a
Half Of the ,pleanres Of riches
corsist in seeing others suffer the
pangs ~ poverty. .s''f"
"Earring sister, go In pease," said
the jeweler 10 the purchaser OF the
diamond pendants.
"Do drop letters ever get hurtf"
asked an exchange. Well, they are
found dead som times!
The romance Of the road-the evi.
dent belief of the highwayman that
every traveller has money.
A trenchman drove sixteen miles
to have his baby christened, and
when he got home had forgotten its
name. fne@ rut1-
The difference between a model
w4tnsp Apds Woman npodel ID, one
is bare possibility aud the other a
naked fact, rIr.f,,tu -t..,
A contemporary asks: "What is
Christianity" Poor fellow! We
suppose he can't afford to keep a
dictionary.
There Is no sadder moment in
poor mans iifa than when ne rakes
together the last few grains OF q so
cent bag Of smoking tobacco.
Next to committing matrimony,
committing perjury In swearing to a
savings bank return is the most
likely to withdraw a prominent cit.-
zen from general circulation.
There is man In New Jersey who
even while asleep manages to watch
. table by his belside--or rat her, We
should say, keeps his eye on it.
N. b. It's . glass eye.q hye
elbow long are you going to STAY
heref" "Why, my little dearf"
"Cause I'm hungry and mamma
says we shall have dinner "a soop
as that dreadful nuisance goes away.
The model husband has be n found
IN Albany. He don't permit his
vile tn do more than half the work.
She puts up the canned fruit In sum
mer' ahd be puts il down in, winter.
A gentleman coming into the room
.. the. late DR.. Barton told him that
MR.. Vowel was dead. .N"What?" said
ne, "vowel dead. let us, be thankful
was floithef N MIR i,,iIhsiG ~