The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-08-11

acceptable 10 God
Al last the mystery solved. The secret Of sue
cess OF the Brooxiyn Faseruacie is out. DR.. Fowler
preached there a few weeks while DR.. Talmage was
sway, and with true journ alIsc instinct he has dis
covered the secret IL Is not Tamage. but Lorwn;
the Doctor. but the MAJOR; not the preacher,
but she business man, who has made the
Tabernacle the great success that It is. From
bis seat in the centre Of the church Major Corwin
commands by speaking tubes pastor, organist sexton
ana all; he prcsdes over the trustees ana superin-
tends sunday school, ana so intent Is he on max
Ing the Tabernacle success that he tell just what
Sundays the year arc Likely to be dssipang TO the
congregation Wouldn't il be we'll Tor some Of our
hall empty city churches to hire or duplicate Major
Corwin tor few Sabbaths TO MI up their empty
peSs!
This Is how the Congregational,st looks at "the
church OF tbs future" projected BY M Murray, OF
Boston,
Cad to nave il settled al last. Nov we know where
nra p.n, m p,sssn,ns sric,ly
orthodox, Of the old scnool-whh variations rhe
best music sieciaiy -Four HUNDRED wen 10 DO gen
England TO he'll run" H. No deacons. Deer shoot
ing gallery attached. Trou. brook 10 TIC grounds
Everybody Welcome No questions asked. A year
and a half to think Of IT, Come one; come all
We imagine that the invitation will be repeated
pretty often before very huge crowd responds.
The following conjugaton Of the verb al dun" as
recited by Southern negroes is given by Rev. Z. Z.
Hale OF Boston, in "Aunt Huldah's scholars Pres
enI dun II, you dun IT, no dun 1t; we or US uns dun
It, you uns dun it. they dun It. imperfect
dun dun 1t, you dun dun It, he Own dun it; we or US
dun dun il, you dun dun It, they dur dun
IL. Periect-I gone dun dun it, you gone dun dun IT,
no gone dun dun II; gone dun
dun IT, you uns gone dun dun il, they uns
gone dun aun 1t. Pupersect--I dun gone dun
II, you dun gone dun H. he dun gone dun H. We or Us
uns dun gone dun It, you uns dun gone II, they
dun gone dun IT. First Future-l gwine dun It,
You gwina dun il, he gwine dun It, or US uns
gwine dun it, you uns awne dun It, they uns gwine
dun It Second FIture-l dun gwins dun II, you dun
gwine dun it. he gwine dun II, We uns dun
gwne dur It, you uns dun gwine dun II, they uns dun
gwine dun it.
A tramp at Bennington, Vt, asked for work the
other day, and was told there nothing else to
give him 20 unless he gathered potato bugs at ten
conts quart. Every VOL, pil try" said be- The
first day he picked thirty quarts and the next day
twenty live quarts, amounting 10 SIS SO. Then his
employer put HIM to dong somsthiug else
We have heard OF churches being closed for repairs
and cleaning closed because the Sheriff had posses
Of them because the worshipper had forsaken
them; but heard OF a church closed by bees
until read OF one NJ Chsntry, England, where
OF honey suckers took possession Of tho build
ing and drove the Sabbath worsbippsrs out A little
nrs Of the neither world, however, sent them, ike
Judas, TO their own place.
A shrewd Yankee farmer In Maine has discovered
that count hvs and more lie pes
tered with them in his leId and laid plans 10
shoot Them but they invariably got the best OF him
by counting heads UNTIL by experiment, be look i've
persons into shed, and sending Thorn all out again,
the crows landed In his neld whom hs psppersd them
with grape shot.
Wa had Il aha Rav odnck
Murray projected his 5000, 900 church for Boston.
But mistaken. Tue church of the future 10
be Congregations but Presby terrain Nor is
TO be founded In Boston In America at all but In
old Ireland Ghs classc soil Of Dubp-as least that
rs the latest programme The Ms,hodis,s, Episcopa-
lians and Congr sgsiienalists Independents ssps
caly said TO be strongly tonding toward Prssby
tcrisnsm. We had idea that In the Church OF the
future be Episcopalians and be ready 70
nght and die II nesd bs for apostolic succession But
alas Tor human hopesi Though We have again and
again rsvoIted from Cslvinism snail have at last
70 swallow the bitter Pill without gin Of Bap
sist water 70 wash down or TO rsmevo tho taste
from lips Can u be that this Is what hsvs
lived for longf
While Kearney Is stumping East and West In oppo-
sutton slmond-sysd Celsstials Bsaco nsaed and
the Berlin Congress threaten overwheim with =
Wholesale visitation OF Turkish Israellss who pur-
pose taking up their residence among 10 now that
they granted liberty OF liic action. Is
not the right OF one 70 GENE here just good the
othsrY VINO gave Patrick any stronger claim to pro-
lection here than belongs under Constitution and
Laws to Hang Wong or Solomon Mosess Let them all
come; the more the There is room ana
worg enough for ALL The Nation thinks Kearney IL
lowest type Of dsmaeogus yet appeared in
history.
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To THE EDITOR TIE HRkALD:-
In last sundays issue Of the BkRALD you gave q
paragraph stating that Tablet was urging tho call
ing oil Catholic Congress In order TO accurate
from Rome. 1t 10 we'll knowa fact that OF all
the Glass journals tho United States the So called
Catholic prsss 10 the least entsrprsing There
single Catholic Journal that gives employ msnt q
regular reporter; they are consequently aspendent
reports Of all events Interesting to Catholics,
not oaiy Occurring hore but 10 many cssos
credit. As these reports clipped inserted
without any revision iturgicai MISTAKE made by =
reporter another faith embodied article viii
be copied the New York Catholic papers, COPIED
them into the country Catholic papers, anu so
70 the rounds Before protected Catholic EDITORS
Congress undertakes run Catholic cable news sup.
pose they try 10 give crisp, readable accounts cf
events occurring AZ home, employ good Roman cor
homies psru phrussd old books elaborate pus
Of members Of tho clergy for dong what is merely
their duty. CATHOLIC.
AN OLD CHURCH REBUILT.
A RELIC OF THE OLD BRooME Strict
CHURCH The GIRT OF DIR. HALLS CHURCH
TO ANOTHER.
The Central Presbyterian Church In Seventh ave.
and West Fifty seventh street will DO completed
aud ready Tor occupation by the end oil the present
month. In lie new form the building will readily
call forth recognition of the old It has replaced,
which was situated IN Fifth avenue and Nineteenth
street. The materials OF tho old church and chapel
we're presented TO the Central Presbyterian Church
the condition that structure should be re-
moved At the expense OF that society ana the