The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1878-02-28

an exchange. Well, they are found dead
romciimeal
Paris cats q thousand horses every
mouth. This i what 70 would cali sal.
Looping consumption.
A Philadelphia brewer has reai. rid3.
v'ei painted on tho tailboard of bis beer
wagon The driver says 4 means $3.50
a keE
Tho differences between q boy aud
barn 4 that shingles are applied 90 tho
roof Of the barn.
H. you want a storm. just mention 10
+ your wife In an of hand way. that sun.
day Il a day Of rcat" Tor her.
Before accepting Mr Beecher's theory
wo would iike 90 hear from some Of the
1 politicians who have gone e~fore.
why Is the money you are IN The habit
+ Of giving 20 the poor like little newly born
babel Because iia precious little.
The following may BE- seen on q tomb.
stone in a town near Dublin.
iiese o. ~ i.aly . Isaa Maaaa.
Krupp. che cannon maker. says Der
/ Tordt has been eoot 20 me lie makes
lots Of war 70 help my poor family along
A cotemporary asks what i chria.
tianity Poor fellow We suppose 10
can { Afford 20 keep = dictionary.
Kentucky has a young thing one Mrs.
EvcrHule who j. ninety four years old.
She haa lived Evcrsolo long and may
live Evers0io longer.
ID l. said that large share Of reputed
japanese articles are manufactured in
this country Thus i japan ruined hy
American cheap labqz
Up to tho present time there has been
n great deal 81 doubt A. 10 whether this
winter was next spring or only this fall
Tho Chicago papers are dlacusaing the
question. Did Socrates % 30 bell ri
Probably not " Eternal Justice took
into account what be be went through
With XantipPc.
a young gentleman Of brooklyn has
made himself cfos8eycd Tor life by watch.
ing the tip ol his nose. threatened with
an eruption of sore boila lie evidently
believed that a watched spot never bolla.
A pot Of lard exploded ~ Kinfatou the
other day. and a lean woman Immediately
got fat. She got u All over her. from
head to foot. and looked a. IL shc bad
just made a trip 20 Grease.
saintc Beure says. "In every man there
Is q poet who dies young The cdithr'h
waste basket indicates that the man
doosn know the poet ~ dead aud keeps
on with his nonsense.
Garibaldfs request % King Humbert
that he viii follow IN hi fathers foot.
steps is diaaereoahiy dubious when wc
reflect that lts only laat week that the
father 10 question died.
In choosing a wife. says The Phrono.
logical journal. "bo governed by her
chin. Have no personal experience.
bat we have always understood that that
il the true way they are always governed
scven. .eighiha Of the married women In
this country don't care a hniFpin whether
they ever get % vote or not What they
want % keep peace IN the family, ia a
spittoon that can't be upset
man was convicted IN Southern Ger.
many of numbering one Of the family aud
attempting 10 poison four others. The
judge naturally thought that such a
heinous crime should bo punished with
more than usual severity. and 30 sen.
fenced The murderer % death aud fifteen
years imprisonment
Spikes thinks The acme Of civilization
ia reached when your wife has prevailed
on you 10 hold the teethInR. aqualliur
baby. while che hira herself OF % tho
ncxtdonf neishb3r'a . discuss thn ques.
tion 81 thc amount OF psw rent paid bY
the smiths. just over the way.
Collar buttons Gre cents a pair" howl.
"a a vcnder on Grand street saturday
night "if that 80 y asked a meek look.
ing chap stopping In front 81 him. Pact
Mister. said thu man. rollins up pair.
Il think,N said the meek one. With some
hesitation. I'D take pair u had fFe
cents and-aud a shirt"
truck. a trailing rope Smith and
boY. were all at thr corner of Fourth a..
this morning together Tho bny uncon.
soiousiy trod on the rope. ~ Smith was
about 90 step over IT, thn rope hnmedi.
ataly atFaightencd Qua 90 di1 smith. and
as hc struggled 10 bis feet the cad sweet
strains of : hand organ came faintv 30
bis ear. playing "Hurrah. boys ct him
lp again
During the recent civil war there we're
two volunteers lying beneath lheir hlan.
Srts. looking up a. the stars in a Nir.
gina sky. says Jack What made you
20 into The army. Tom q well. rc.
piled Tom. Il had no wife aud loved
war What made you join the army.
Jack n well. BE- replied n bad a
wife and lived peacs. 20 ! went % war"
A Scottish Rnister was riding on
l1raehack ono stNrmy day. enveioped in
d loose cloak Of large proportions. aud
having a broad scarlet neck BY the
strong action ol the wind tho cloak was
tossing about ia al difecliuus. when an
English raufieman rode up ua a rpirted
CHARGER The eentirmaus horse shiri
and almost threw tbr rider That cloak
81 yaurs would frfrhten the devil II said
the EuKliahmau "Ma replied the
minister. "thata iust my beeEiurss.
DE- Cornelius Fox writes In the Eng.
.iah Sanitary Record There can be no
question iu che mind Of any one who has
iakgn au interest in Han.tary subjects.
bus that scarlet fever poison "a disaem.
mated by letters. faF proofs ~ this hrtl.
Dent have been repeatedly afforded Tho
ul tAis disease ln village post
0lIiee has presented it6elf 10 my notice
ou tNo oeeas.1ns. aud ia both cases tho
disease has spread
Two sh8emaisera onpasnd.t1 each other
in business uue of thrm put up fiashY
si1ub1ari intimatiuE che superior quail
ity ni his warr1. The other. hy way of
showing bis cautempt tor bic nriFhbofn
uraottus procedure. added 90 the usual
Mons c8nacia rect"
The hrst resolved a. proceed a step lur.