The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-01-18

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A rel-hot conandrum: rs therc= a
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Pendleton, ohio's new Senator. is SO
year cid.
A Salem hunter killel an s.feet eagle
last week.
The 5. E. Palace Hotel is a atupend-
ois failure.
Salem has broken out all over with
tram IS and "ourgulars.
The S. +. Easp is improving both in
Illustrations and contents.
Northern Idaho wants to be hitohed
to Washington Territory.
Georgia has 9e,4l5 dogs, and yet
sau age is Is cents a pound
The 0,eyOnians' colmns are fiji
with articles on "Hell" and kindf.i
subjects.
Portland is to have Young Mems
Democratic Club. Good Let Albany
10 it too.
Salem labor reform meetings are fz-
zles-according to the Mercury and
Salesman.
Mr. A. Bush. Salem banker, has
inst completed the handson,ezt residence
in the State.
The famous trotting mare, Flora
Temple, died at Philadelphia last
month, aged 80 years
Lucky Queen Mining Co. pay their
new Superintendent $500 per month.
This is rather eostive
Washington Territory wants to shed
her swaddling clothes and be dressed in
the attire of Statehood.
Duuellin, New Jersey, has a paper
called the Daily Roet. We lavn't had
one ''frowed' this way yet.
The week of prayer is over in Ore
yon, but we havn.t heard the result Of
the cleanup" of converts.
Fonr Of Brig, Yeung's widows have
married again. Having married Young
and got used to it they cant live single.
Mart Taylor, the Snowman, is editor
o' Che new Mitchell organ at Pendle
ton. Mart. we didn't think that OF
youl
Portland has chinaman named All
Dun The hoodlums got after hin
Aal there was All Dam sore-headed
,e'estial.
c. n. Waite IS mentioned again as
he Ra lical candidate f1r State Printer
Veil he is about as good matorial rs
they have.
Ai!is5n Is to be unanimously re-elecs-
| 10 tie U S ssna from Iowa. The
Democrats have concluded not to try
. beat him!
The Portland Poli,e C,mm' s,i3ners
have removed all their German police
n N, and as a consequence the whole
rentonic population of the metropolis
is "bucking."
Salicius Garfield, the silvertaaguel
,rator Of Washington Territory fame,
IS now running a gambling hell in
Washington City.
\ lady at Fairfield, Maine, possessed
Of luxuriant growth of natural hair,
eight feet and one inch long, has re-
fused an offer of $4,000 for it.
A nice little private banquet-such a
one as = person would like to give his
select friends. can be had at Delnlon-
ico's, in New York, for $4,000.
A back pension was recently obtained
for a lady in Louisville, through P. H.
Fitzgerali's Claim Agency at Indian
apolis. Ind, amounting to s2,533.
1t is estimated that oregon's popula-
tion has increased at least $4,000 in
the past two years. The question
among the politicians is-what ticket
win they voter
a large shed in Somerville, Mass,
has been stocked with wood, saws, and
sawbucks, and tramps are at liberty to
earn their meals there, or to go hungry.
Beecher has raised q thundcrin' row
about his head by leterodox views on
eternal punishment, hut nevertheless
refuses to admit there IS hell. He
has, however, got back as far as Purga-
tory.
John Hickson, of Cincinnati, sui
sided for fear he would live to be eighty
years old. But our fast young men,
xho are galloping to their graves by all
near cuts, needn't kill themselves for
'he same reason. There is no necessity
for it.
Chief Joseph made speech at Leav-
snworth, Kansas, the other day, the
burden of which was that "the Nez
2erces are the white mans friends. "
Wonder what the poor murdered SCI
slers would say to this hypocritical az
Iertion if they could speak
A Portland feller, who swore OF
New Years, got drunk last Saturday
snd licked his wife, He gave as an
excuse for it all that since swearing Of
he had found out that there wasn't any