The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-08-08
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stepped ca A. ofaaEe peel
Eopsmebi ia CAlIfsnia = called
ihs Pacific slope
-Hesey bees are winged merchants
they cell their kensy
Always rssiiag things down 70
Gee pai1t tie beedle maker
"A Irishmas 10 Lonaoa kept his
mouth opsnto caseb the Eagllsb accent
A toachiniag inci1ent--A pbysi.
elan feoliag patients pvlsc
The osly people who really enjoy
Bad health are the doeiou
a lobster never comes ashore with.
90, great risk d getting into bot
water.
Gen Spinuers autograph : said
L. resemble Chinese prescription f9r
tie cbills
Luncheon is base ipgralitade 10
breakfast. and prsmediiaied insult %
dlnber
Mrs. Partiagton Gays that her
minister preached about the parody of
ihe probable son
Tue only bousewotk that some
girls 10 i wbeu they begin to dost
abound after beau.
liea Bn,lers Autograph is as
stampy as bis body, Is wayering as bis
legs, aud as crooked as his eyes
The FIRST bank note mentioned in
the Bibleg Ans. When the dove
brought the greea baci 10 the ark
II your foot 10 asleep, do not be
alarmed the poet tells Us that the soul
ia not dead that slumbers.
II find your recommendations very
good. Bridget Yes. maam, and now
III sce yours, aam, II you PLACE
II granger observed lady kick
up her skirts yesterday and exclaimed.
Lor'. I've cow that can DO that
Snodgtass says that a certain nj
SET would take the beam out Of bis own
eye, il he could sell the timber
An internal revenue collector re
ceuily met man who was so dirty
,ha, be put him down on the tax list as
real estate
The height Of politeness is passing
round upon the opposite side Of a lady
while walking with her, 10 order not to
step upon her shadow
A drinking man was asked how be
liked The water out West Outing bis
Welt there Really. said he. | never
thought tolry il.
Doctor. don't you think write too
much lor my nervous system F.! No. |
dun't, bat think you write too much
Coz your reputation
Last winter an old lady remarked,
Indignantly II the bills before Con-
gress are not counterfeit, why should
there DC such a dhicalty in passing
themf
"A young lady remarked during
storm, she was afraid Of lightning.
And we'll you may be- sighed her de-
spairiag lover your heart il made Of
steel
"A sunday school boy was asked |
by the superintendent, the other day il
his father was Christian. Yes, sir, he
replied. bat he does not work at III
much
Speaking Of dancing, a clergyman
bite tie nail on The head with The re.
mark that people usually DO more evil
with their tongues than with their
tocs
1t will be great comfort when the
whoic u tbis country il a hundred
yeafs old. these dribblihg Centenni.
az, aiet The big shower IN 1915. Just
keep thing. dau,p. without doing the
cuuntfy any particular good
One Of tbe things exhibited at the
Paris Exposition is clock with pis-
tol 10 il. which il appears il fred by
the mechanism Of the time.piece every
hour The intention Of this ingenious
toy Is doubtless TO kin time
We know Of nothing more agra
waiting 20 the conscientious postmaster
bound 20 80 bis whole laty. than the
passing through the mails Of parcel
Of postal cards written 10 German or
some other language which be knows
not a word 81
A German lieutenant, during the
late war. gained admitiance 10 Pfesi-
deng Lincoln. aud, BY reason Of his
winning department aud Intelligent ap
pesfauce, was promised a lieutenant
commission ia cavalry regiment He
was 20 epFaplured With his success.
thai ho deemed Il duiy TO inform the
President thai he belonged 70 onc Of
The oiiest noblc houses I'd Germany.
Oh hevef miBd that said IAncoln,