Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-04-27
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

Fstherland-TheI Isle of man.
Lost at sea-The sight of land.
Midnight merhani"s--B Burglars.
A spring 9croak cuss--The bull
troy.
cOne street awning doesn't make n
summer.
A uonsp. p.papcr-The va,fant u
execute criminal.
sTh4, 81 yer Iiil il passed, and our
tailor bill is past--'ast due.
st L MS has published directory
that mpkcs Ch,cag - eyes hug ont.
Tn. parsons stud up t'r 'hr devi'
as th nyh he were n personal friend.
Ev-n in the hardest tim, clock.
employ their regular numpr Of
'hands
Blessed j. the min who is ppnni
'.s,, f,r he is never stricken for n
dOiiir
C,'mr,r"d 10 Silver City Dig
Derpptn,l motion m mhine is habit
unl idl+r.
True friendship gr'ws stronger
with age. The same remark applies
I" ,bui'rr.
Liz. is full of rninb ws Ia the
waman uhn can crowd her foot into
NJ 2 shoe.
Never strike man when he 10
dnwn--urIrss YOU cant lick him
.nnv other way.
Which ia the longest, a barbcr's
s@6ve minute.," or II lady's "ager
.Ansu er in our next.
An industrious Irishman wrote to
"A friend: my idle time is all occu-
pied with business cares"
When a man is driven to dcspera-
tion he generally holds the reins and
ioosens the brake himself.
Whv is the chin the most unlucky
part of the '@]y9 Because II is con
staatly getting int" scrapes.
A thieving boy. who the Other day,
was apprehrnded f"r stealing a pig
eon, said he took it for lark
Trees have their time 10 leave. =
Graphir. And they never le-ve with
cut II b ,ugh.-Courier- urnal.
II i. either gr''it grirf or u great
j'v 'h,t drives men into the lecture
field. But generally great jaw.
Oe hy one the - lid men of the
land lilo ,,,,,...r Tk., C.rI;F 80; r.,
WAS hr ken up - m,cad imiz, road
the Other day.
The d II f.reDce between sailor and
II theatrical manager is, that the for
mer likes Ia see light house aud the
! tier does net.
~ amt u t'kin' no trade dollars
now" re'nar<eh the tramp to ~ bp-
nev"lent old ladv. "Give us green
back, or nnthin'"
B,vard Taylor IS not subject to
sea.sickness and j. he wrr", II is not
to We sunp,s q that he would throw
mp hi Brrlin Mission.
A man being chased the other dsy
by policeman jumped IF the end
Of pier. He was rescued and prov, d
to he an old # end er.
INV speciality single and d,uble
entry ms the burglar said when he
passed into the mansion of Mr. NJ m
ey'ags for the second time.
A man who answered nm advertise.
ment, ''capvasers wanted" found mat |
he WIS wapted to canvas ms. This |
was in C'ntinnati, Of course.
Great Britain Is rccruj'ing IN
lCanadt. Canada is good place 10
get soldiers. 8, many of ours went
over there during the lnte war.
1t is easy enough to write ne Josh
Billings does, thus: Tha best way
tu rag u mule il so that when he
grozs up he will knot raz. ycw.
A tax IN prof'ne language wonld
raise more revenue than the M nffett
,dri"k register, and the more man
was taxed the more he would swear.
"Whnt is a goddess, pat" asked a
very talkative young lady ut Is a
person of the feminine gender that
holds her tongue" said the old man
A lazu boy has conquered the kind.
ling wood question. He backs his
Fathers best mule ag inst the wood
pie and throws the mixing stool at
a youth of an inquiring mind,
writes us I" ask whether the II ~.
john Bright il the inventor ot Brigh,s