The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-02-14
ALL SORTS.

Whom q mans iirer gets hopcl, Is .H
;ler he must expect to become Il II o.
Why are heavy showers like heavy irl
'.urs?-Becnuse thoy usuallyb egin with lt.a
rops.
Artemus Ward said of the Mor1non:to,
Their religion is singular, but their "
IRE plural"
If somebody would write n book on "Gur
Hired Girl, " the whole family would be rep
resented in literature.
An English woman, when a tract was
handed to her. replied ''Thank you, / nui
already saved"
Quaint Rowland Hill said Of some of tn
speakers Of his day that they hnd a river o.
words with only q spoonful of thought,
A man out in Western Iowa has lust h 90.
sentenced to the peniteutinry for niuufy-niu,
years. He thinks il is the longest .eutenri
On record since Mr.. Evnrts lost his breath.
Browns lnudlady said she did not lmoN
how to nuke both ends meet. well, " asked
Brown, why don't You make one end vega-
tables Z"
I'll Sweet By.nnd- By'-Wben the sugar
is passed two or three times to the boarders
on the opposite side Of the table before y,n
eau get it,"
"Alndamo, your fare" said II Chestnut
street car conduGt,r, yesterday. Well, /
don't cnreif | am, was the reply &! ihe lHdy
from tbs country, ''you needn't say so before
all these people"
When you feel onyious OF thc millionaire
rolling past you in his cn7ringe, console your.
tolf with the solemn. soothing thought that
the rich mau has not the slightest show Of
getting to Heaven.
Spice from the Boston C0mMtrc al But
htiH.-Wo hear n great denl from Washing
ton about the'Roll of the House" Tho roll
of the Purker House is the most popular one
here. The householder nowmukuth the first
fall foruy ut his furnace mud coal bins, and
returnoth 10 the drawing room with smudgc
onhisnose md his hnir full of cobwebs.-1hc
report That Cleopatra's needle was TO be
brought to Boston probably uro,e from the
fact that the city government voted to have n
great sewer.-A Broadway hunk closed in
New York, and the cashier fed! THIS time,
though, 1t was n faro bank, and the cashier
ingloriously fed through t @ back window.
Tho hills aro looking BEAUTIFUL. TIL rich
hines of red, golden aud green make IA Lovely
combination Of tints thst heightened by com
ing in contnctwith the deep, heavenly blue oil
an autumnal sky. All nature lool:4 as smii-
ing aud happy as q bride on the day of her
nuptials. September lns indocd been n glo-
rious month, the absence of Jack Frost cnus-
inSthe fol!ageio await tho touch Of tho bright
orb of the d Y, whose magic brush has no
equal on Gods footstool. How beautiful it is
to stand and gaze upon the enchanting scene.
1t fills one with sublime emotion, aud makes
him imagine himself au angel until . cold
blast from the north suddenly wakes him
from his dny-drcam, only 10 realize with all
its disagreeablo forcethat hiswife unfeelingly
traded of his l~astwinter's ulster fora pair Of
plaster of-Paris images.
An Irish lady called On a photographer to
hava Il cabinet portrait taken. When thu
artist removed the late, he told her she need
not sit any longer, On coming ont from the
dark room he found her still b~olt-upright IN
the chair, with that look of petrifcd despair
ON her fac5 peculiarto thephotogrlphic poe.
'Yo needn't sit there any longer" said the
frightened urtist. WHATS that .'she hoarse-
ly whispered, without changing n muscle.
Il say you needn't sit there uuw-I have fin
ished," he explained. Amt / to pay We
three nud,siNpence :" She Intercepted in the
same gurgllng tone, will her oye strained on
the mark. Yes" "Wcll, thin, do We name
to say I'm to g.yo We three.and-sixpence for
only five miu.ts III the cheer? Degorra, I'll
have n full ten rninits fur the money, an
that's little enough in all conscience r. AMI
she had it.