The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-12-12

drug stores, 70 Cente
DIR. Bruce arrived home from tn,
South last week well shaken up
He'll visit until spring before he tack
els the malaria Of that country again
A Christmas present from one cen.
up, stthe Eaton Cheap Store.
me balance of trade is slightly
against the farmer who comes to Ea.
ton with a load of corn and returns
home loaded down with cold rye"
The First National Bank of Eaton
will not pay interest on deposits any
flonger. These are the "good Repub,
lican times" now you know.
Ladies' vests at the Eaton Cheap
Store.
Hon. G. M. Anderson, of Green
vile, attended Court on Wednesday
of last week and made a speech on
the bastardy case in which the jury
disagreed.
If the old saying that The three first
days of December rule the winter,
the prospect is that it will bean ex-
ceedingly disagreeable one. And it
looks like it.
Ladies'bows and ties at the Eaton
Cheap Store
1t is not many years since diptheria
was a wholly unknown disease, but
to-day it is a scourge tothe North al
most as fearful as.the yellow fever to
the South.
The world is full of the wrecks of
generous hearted, highly gifted young
men, who, in the very flower of their
age, are soured and blighted by in
temperance, and dead to every noble
ambition.
Lace handkerchiefs, cheap, at the Ea-
ton Cheap Store.
An Illinois chap shot girl because
she wouldn't marry him, and if she
had married him he would probably
have beaten her first and shot her af-
terward. Girls, your only safety in
this country is to be born boys.
Toy bucks and saws at the Eaton
CheahsstQre
tits when a. dry goods clerk of
nineiy-seIep pounds weightattempts
to help from a wagon a fasmer'sawife.
of 203 pounds weight, that the report
er seats himself contentedly on the
curb-stone and waits for the %catastro-
phe.
Holiday presents, useful and cheap,
at the Eaton Cheap Store.
We have seen a good many cheeky
men il. our time, but the fellow who
owes a tlree-weeks' board-bill, and
asks his landlady to put blankets on
his bed these cold nights-well, he
a good chance of being elected
TO Congress.
Wool scarls at the Eaton Cheap
Store.
Can a man smile, and smile, and
smile and still be sober ?-Eaton De-
MoCRAT. If we + to judge by the
blossom on your Cronin we should
no.-Arcanum VISITOR. And by
lie length of yourears we shonld say
yes.
Toys! Toys! at tie Eaton Cheap
Store, next to ost-ofite.
Farmers who have not yet gathered
up their farming implements and put
them under shelter, should do so al
once. Thousands of dollars are lost
10 farmers every year, by negligentiy
their implements and tools lay
out in the weather all winter
Santa Claus headquarters at the Ea-
ton Cheap Store.
Our city dads and Township Trus-
tees haye under consideration the
tramp nuisance, and there is a pros
pect of an arrangement being made
will make all these fellows earn
their lodging and breakfast, by break
ing stone for our streets. Sensible.
You eau buy holiday presents for old
and young at the Eaton Cheap Store.
Said a farmer upon our streets the
other day:-'It will require every
of corn | have to spare to pay
my taxes, and then l shall be COM
to throw in a few hogs" Yet
he votes the Republican ticket all the
same and shouts "moaey is plenty!"
Silk handkerchiefs 10, 20 and % cts,
at the Eaton Cheap Store.
The Grand Jury of Miami county
were in session seven days at the
present term of Court, and returned
lis Indictments, most of them for vi
olation of the liquor law. Our Grand
Jury was in session the same number
of days, but found only 81 indict-
ments.
Tool chest, useful and cheap, buy
one for your boy, at the Eaton Cheap
Store.
A mere twaddling, gossippiug
newspaper, one that will dicker to all
the little neighborhood correspond
and social visits of every little
idiotic frizzled-headed Miss or sap
headed Mr.. around the village, seems
to be about the highest ambition of
the average country editor now. And
they seer to be happy! Shades of
Ben. Franklin and Horace Greeley
Ladies' yarn knit hose, plain and
striped, 40 and 80 cents, at the Eaton
CheaD Store.