Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-05-18
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.


England insists that Russia must
.desist.
What is home without moth
there?
The equinenoctial line just behind
a mule.
Every dove has cote, and every
dog pants.
A humilating admission-A dead
head ticket.
The Georgia negro now says, "Get
thee to hennery.
Never fool with newspaper man
He may be loaded.
There is no Plymouth church in
Detroit, yet she has done nobly.
When August Belmont calls the
roll of his millions, twelve respond.
Queen Victoria presents mothers
of triplets with 80, and no questions
asked.
One swallow doesn't make sum-
mer, but one robin makes spring.
Watch him.
A duel was very pleasantly ended
in Prague, recently by the killing
of both parties.
Our miners should not be lying on
their ores at present. The season of
activity is here
The regular monthly revolution in
Mexico is reported this time from
the vicinity of the Rio Grande.
Beecher says he is going for TIL
ton. The old gentleman is 'going
for" the whole, family, it appears.
The Democrats of Ohio say that
they have the State all to themselves;
the Republicans having been ap-
pointed to office.
An Ohio man ate fifty raw eggs in
fifty minutes. Ohio may yet produce
a man Of sufficient capacity to make
a good President.
A good many Circassian girls who
travelled with last years circuses,
are, this year, doing kitchen work
for three dollars week.
Out in Dakota, the other day,
stage load of passengers were com
PEELED To hold their hands above
their heads while a gang OF highway
men robbed them. One of the vic
Tins, who remarked: "This is a high
handed piece of business. was al
lowed TO keep his watch as a reward
for his humor.
Hereditary point-There is often
an ass in lions kin.
The worst fish story ever told is
the one now before Congress.
A triple somersault is pronounced
we'll done because it is so rare.
Exchanges will continue to wear
wrappers with paste ornaments.
How to make barrel of -four 90
a great way-Send it to the starving
Chinese.
81 will be your little volume of
shakes pier" as the locomotive whis-
tied t" the bridge.
II horses chewed tobacco there
would be more horse-spittles than
there are at present.
England may be "mistress of the
Cs,"but she has never yet been able
to fairly master the HIS.
Now plant sparrows. Plant them
thick and deep, if you would have a
rich crop Of sparrow grass.
Hard up as the people of most Eu-
ropean capitals arc at present. it's al
ways easy to find v in VIENNA.
They say that Cincinnati is not a
musical metropolis, because you can't |
make whistle from the terminus
of a swine.
"Phew-a-phoo, phieu-aphieugh,
,fhoo-afew-felu-," that is the way a |
few of you begin to whistle the Mar
seillaise Hymn.
Wawkeen Miller is going to Paris,
and the Government of the United |
States is making arrangements for
holding this side of the world down |
when the Corsair steps ashore at Ca
lais.
1t is suggested that after the phon-
ograph ought to come the thinko-
ograph-which would be a good |
thing in a newspaper office when
ideas are scarce. Edison has not
yet done his best.
The naked truth. One of our
country exchanges, in speaking Of
the fashions, says: "Strip all the
men and women of our village of
their fine cloths, and what change
would be APPARENT" We should
say SO! {