The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-10-12
ODD NOTES.

ODD NOTES.
France doesn't need any Rhine, be-
cause she has her Rhone.
Valentine Baker Pasha now COM
mau,ls eighty battalions in the Tur'
kish army.
Cardinal Antonelli's library, con-
tanning 10000 volumes, will be sold
next winter
When man goes ont of the ponl-
try business, he tears the tattered
hen-sign down. Boston Post.
1t is reported that the recent State
Fai, at Ceder Rapids came out about
$5,O0U behind the receipts of last
year.
Among the relics that Bob lnger-
soil brought home from Shetland vas
half a bottle Of hair oil that Bobby
Burns left behind.
Robson is passionate)y fond of
singing hymns. His fav"rito is; III
love to steal awhile, away from every
slumbering cara"
1t is all the way up hill to success,
but it wouldn't be 80 plagncy hard
climbing up if there were not so ma
ny coming down all the time.
Webb Hayes Fremont girl lives
two miles out Of town, and many q
Sunday night has Webb footed it out
there to see the little duck Gin.
Saturday Night.
A willy lager beer saloon keeper in
New York has the following seduc-
tive sign at his door: "ln the sweet
by.and-by you can not get schooner
for five cents"
"Dere was only leedle difference
between u.s." said burly T'uton
who had just horse-wI tipped another.
IL vas nxhided ind he vas cowhided--
dots alp Puck.
maono,ja tree den of
Mrs. Mercy, of Glo~ . 27O
perfect blossoms in July, anu it is
now bearing second crop as perfect
as the first. Boston Post
Vassar College has two Japanese
girls, and the Philadelphia Chronicle
says it ia an affecting sight to SEQ the
. American girls teaching them how to
slide down the balustrade.
, How was 1t done 9-Victor Hugo
wrote to = .'fiate,na banquet" OF
workingmen that he could not 10
present, but sent them "a shake of
, his hsod frum the bottom OF his
heart ,... :::!.
When a particularly chubby Esqni,
maux baby climes the golden stair,
the afflicted parents dry him ny for
lamp oil. Thus, even near the dreary
pole, are human misfortunes made
b light of.
Sitting Bull did not resolve to come
= back to this country until he read OF
y the Worcester Convention. Then he
< sent for a telegraph boy, exclaiming,
q "Massachnsrtts is good enough for
!. me. Wboop"
= She: 3D." yon suppose that have
f Eve or six hands, that l can d" every
4 thing at once, sayf" lie: ~ realize
r that you have not, my dear, and re-
q alize that you have i've or ak
. tongues" Tablean-p> rotechnics,
a gymnastics and Mysteries.
" We have been often told that there
9 was a future in store for US, but We
a have never found tho store where it
q was kept. 1t must be one Of chose
. establishments that do not advertise.
y II Keokuk Constitution. &c..
,r Senator Jones, Of Nevada, was
10 worth $5,0OO,OO0 when he went to
Washington, but free expenditure and
- "shrinkage" had almost made hin, a
8 poor man, when the "Sierra Nevada"
; silver mining stock bounced ~ from
, 5 tn 200. He is again said 10 % =
"a millionaire.
3 "Captaiu, please give me a light
, said a private in camp. "Certalnly
; my good man; but if We were tn the
regular army such a liberty wonld
! not b. allowable" IL that 80 =
) said the private; "but if we were il
! the regular army, yoa wouldn't III
captain, perhaps" /,
y Three Newport benedicts agrees
that the one becoming father III til
2? shortest time from date of marriage
4 should receive q hat from tho Other
two. The result 10 the worst tic d
~ record-every one Of the wives giviu|
% birth to babe ton months aud tiv
davs from date of wedding.