Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-02-23
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

Easter Sunday will be April 2l.
Many of eur boys are good-i'r
,fhing.
Kelly's motor was an invention to
get money.
New Orleans claims population
Of 100000.
A love letter is specimen writ Of
attachment.
Dried apples are eaten not wisely,
but too swell
When once camel gets his back
up il stays up.
England fed COG, ,392 out door pau
pers last year.
A tuo-foot rule-"Boots and shoes
for cash only"
What is the world to man if his
vile is widowl
Speech is silver and silence com
mands premium.
Indi n expects TO have Mint to
pay for its silver voice.
"Man wants but little here below"
and he generally gets it
1t is never too late to marry if
your children don't object.
In the line of cartoons u bad wood
cut is the unkindest cut Of all.
Late statistics shows the Yankee
is the tallest of civilized men.
Young men should pattern after
pianps-b. square, upright, grand.
"The little man with much face, "
is what they call Stanley in Africa.
Silver and gilded goose quilts are
in demand for ornHmenting the hair.
In the way of business n hangman
iS quick to execute anything in his
lile.
A lawyer. after drawing convey
ance, said he had "worked like a
horsc.'
On earth th 're is nothing great but
man; 10 man there is nothing great
but mind.
A man cannot he wholly wrong.
The clock that does not go ut all is
right twice day.
A man shows his character by what
he laughs NJ, aud his culture 10y the
way he does it,
Everything is to be beaded this
spring. The women will soon be all
buttons and beads.
M. Tnlmnge says lazy tramps are
an outrage On the Lprd's poor who
ought to he helped.
A man recently knor'ked down an
elephant, lion, and rhinoceros.
He was AN auctionecr.
Eogland to Russia-"Thus far
shalt thou o., and no farther. unless
you really insist upan it,"
Why do honest ducks dip their
heads under wateri To liquidate
tntir little bilis, Of course.
Bob Ingersoll his been saying that
Chicago is narrow and priest-rlddrn.
If that is 50 the priests are riding
very fast.
Human jaws are sold in Bulgaria
ms much as So each, though some
of the dealers are holding their Jaws
t'ra lie.
O'Lea y has been showing feats of
strength in Chicago. The feet of
OLeary's COW nearly destroyed the
city once.
According to Earl Granville the
educated classes in American society
pronounce the English language het-
fer than the same people in England.
Fredrick Coon, of Schuyler Falls,
N. Y, has recently celebrated the
one hundred and first anniversary of
his birthday. He is the oldest Coon
IN the State.
The worthy father presents his son,
as reward of f'merit for his progress at
school, with u handsome gun, and "a
lowed him tu make one of u hunting
party. The Ingenious youth espies
a hare, fires at it, out, horror of hor-
rors! his father,who had stopped to
pick up bird, rises at tue very
moment right in the line of fire, and
Is peppered. The boy casts down
his fowling piece and bursts into an
agony OF tears. They console him
by representing that the author of
ms being fortunately wore buckskin
Dreeches and escaped absolutely I'M
harmed. at is lot that" sobs the
heart-broken child; ''if be had not
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