The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1878-09-19
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Not womau's ~sphere-base ball.
A great moral show--the hypocrite.
A bed Of down-lowerinR q mattress.
IT'S meat for the butcher to stand
AID deal liver. E8
When you dispute with q TOOL, he is
very certain 10 be similarly employed.
What 10 the difference between n man
and a tired dog? One wears u coat.
the other pants.
II iss said that the vice president goes
right ahead AID never smiles. He must
be . stern>W Wheeler.
Mr.. Post. Of Ohio, who 10 nearly
one hundred years old, is missing. He
is probably held for postage some
where.
The Norristown Herald insists that
no man likes to hold a girl baby in his
arms until she 10 seventeen years ola.
barefoot Syracuse girl kicked a
hnrolAr out OF the house aud an OBJ
ssry,no mule went behind the house
aud wept.
7 sot down i, thought profound.
This MANN wise 1 drew: it's nisier for
Won to love o gal than to make a gal love
You.
II the strolling,, itempHrapce orators
Aeep on snumerating the crimes OF
which they are guilty. We shall yet find
out who killed.old msn Nathan.
A man in Maine applied tor Ave gal
Ions Of rnm..for mechanical purposes;
For what mechanical purpoSes?'
"For raising . barn." was the reply.
p A little urchin:in a school being ask.
,d. What il Rhode Island celebrated
torp" replied, at Is the only one of the
Now England States which is the small
est"
In sbont.two weeks from now III you
hear your neighbor slam . pillow
seain.t his bedroom wall you may be
sire that the mosquito got away.
"Paper. SIR" asked the newsboy.
+No. / never read" answered the man.
.'Hi boys, come hear" called ont the
samin; there's. q man AS practlcin' for
~the,jury."
II il said nine.Chicago lawyers and
nine ipsurauce men are matched 10
pasy . game Of baseball. They will
HIve no need ,of wire screens to. protect
their cheeks.
Before man deliberately MAKES up
bis mind TO be q rascal he, should ex.-
anime himself closely to ascertain
if he amt better constitu'ed for p
fool.
The picnic season 10 upon us, when
tire younasman, by decorating his hat
with q wreath of oak leaves he will
neck to attract public attention from
the custard pie or the seat OF his pam
falcons.
He was making a cal and they were
talking of literature. The Pilgrims
Progress" she remarked, "alwsys
seems to me painful. OF course you
have read Bunyau?" He said he thad
one on each foot. and. they troubled
him q good deal.
Spring poetry: Her cheeks was very
ruddy. and the streets was awful mud
DIV. and she loudly shrleked "Oh.
thunder" as her feet flew ont from mn
der. It was really very shocking. for
abe showed her striped stocking.
A man may face death with compos-
ure. and adversely with smiles, but the
chances are that he will hop and swear
when he discovers that a twenty cent
9silver piece has been palmed of on him
tor . quarter.
els there an opening here for an in
tellectuN writerf" asked a seedy. red
nosed individual of m editor. Yes
nv friend" replied the man OF quils,
"a considerate carpenter, foreseeinl
your visit, left an opening for you; TURF
the knob to the right"
The simple, iron cast fact stares the
public in the face that when the mos
quito has made up his mind to spend
the evening with y family he meani
to put up with abuse aud expect nc
praises.
When q man goes home at three a
m, scratches q square rod OF plaster.
ing from the wall in trying to strike g
pail throws it down in disgust and asks
blessings on all the matchmaker, and
goes to bed in the dark. with his boots
on the pillow, is it conclusive evidence
that he has been to o temperance met
ing?