The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1878-01-10

The trami question-Iiow far is it to the
next village:
Hartford talks OF bachelor show. Yes.
give them show.
'.Sigars. tobacco and bullony sawsio is
one Of the worst signs of the times.
No matter what the weather, unmarried
clergymen are ure to lind this 4 slippery
time.
A clear case OF salts and battery The
row on the Mexican border. Sd
The right kind of IL ham sandwich is y lit
tie lean on the staff OF life.
good many OF us got nothing bus pair
of cold leet in orr stockings.
1t will be lively wrestle IN Texas-r:oh-
ably in the Greaser Roaming style.
The East Boston people are guilty Of try
ing to ride fee ferry to death.
Henry Cary stole gun in Utica, and the
Judge was obliged to commit Harry Cary
..srcmple Bar Torn down - said he; 80
the crusader women are at work IN Eng
Iand.'
New song bv lady-''I6e it ever SO htliu-
bic, there's no place like the neighbor's.'
When the Turk prays TO his deity to
knock down the Russian pins, he wants a
bowling Allah.
The side door of Il bar room, says t. CHI
Dr-f 10 10 nrx
err books-good cnly on Sunday.
Chief joseph has sold his war horse for $25
That shows what bear iii the market Gen
cral Miles is.
rne Husband-''My love, what suit do you
prefer seeing me put on - The Wife-''Your
travelling suit, my dear
Never take bull hi the horns, young
man, but take him bi the tale, then you kan
let 90 when yon want to. e
The Norman's prayer: kind Heaven, |
do not ask for wealth; only to be placed
within arms length of man vino has it.
Conductor to >ecdy looking passenger
.srickel, sir" :. l.. P.-''Aii frank y~n !;
yes. SLH Hidv tfh u. 81. FIX
A note in the Worcester Pi..S- iirt3 3 AT
tention to the similarity between smoked
beef ami dry dock. All il in short
spell.
Father l., >on Just from College, What
have you learned III Your college We
never learn any thing: they sever let you
ca,, ha ,au.uatnrc
DAY i,rfr.e yesterday Il nan in New York
died 50 suddenly that his body was almost
cold before the distracted ald grief icken
reiativc- found the will.
The Detroit Free Press Bosardus is busy
fala.,,iy number of persons who have the
oilot,> habit of writing Christmas Xmas"
Why do not Nr. and Mrs. Hayes celebrate
their -i.v,l wed.ii. in New York I: What
more air-,,iciou- !, lar- ilr.n he Inarier-"f-a
Gentry GLIB.
Many OF the colleges are discussing the
question OF u-i.,. caps aml gowns, and one
reckless rascal ventures 10 il sinuate that
both are worn at ras-ar--aF light.
lie HOitiiy ftiUt- al Nd~si lCCi il"-eC az
home in sit,,lyil chemistry. They are at
once Oh. fricrdIy terms with Molly Benium.
Polls Hebron. Sal .\n,moniae, Ma; Me-i'im
and Silly kale. agra
.sMariah, MariaI. please Set me in =
said a nan to H. wife. who was looking out
of lls- win,inw watching him trying TO open
the door with II rnothpick, ''lsi tread on my
key. ana it sh all tlattene1 ont.
It is to be hoped that the XII nic Month
~ will not be milk and wafer publication
hereafter. though it i rather Suggestive to
see The Galaxy. whiei, is Inc milky way. has
been mingled with the Atlantic.
.:Yes. my son. said fond parent to his
attentive sou, 1.-THE very hairs Of oar head
are ,,,HlfPpered." Huh Y exclaimed the
youth. gazing enaui.ingly upon the badness
of the aged parent s heag, that's nothing.