The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-05-23
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

This week is warm.
Bring in your wool.
Tax time is at hand.
Fourth of July next.
Another wet Sunday.
Camden will Decorate.
The doctors are lively.
Say little and do much.
Scandal mongers busy.
Odd Fellows Excursion.
The Assessors are done.
AL. Hubbard is a Squire.
Next week,it will be hot.
Eggs are too ripe for use.
Divorce suits multiplying.
Judge GILMORE is ut home.
No building going on now.
The Eaton Banks are sound.
Laborers and mechanics idle.
Boys, you can &c swimming.
Shoot the untaxed dogs now.
No Decoration day in Eaton.
Next Thursday is decoration day.
Some one predicted a dry summer
Business is at a stand still in Eaton.
Xxx 49, GE
Tell the truth and shame the devil.
Nothing new in religion to report
DR.. F, NJ. Michael is Q taxidermist.
Our sDeyil'' don't want to marry
yet:
Butter only 10 cents a pound in Ea-
tom T5 gfala4 /
Farmers want some dry weather
now.
The Odd Fellows supper Thursday
evening.
Editor absent when paper went to
press.
Hen Hill has gone TO the Poor
House.
Fast driving on the streets is pro-
hibited.
The Ministers of Eaton are all de-
voted christians.
The sDevil" is to pay.and we are
out of stamps.
Old potatoes are selling at 20 cents
a bushel in Eaton.
Dog fight last Saturday that almost
ended in a knock down.
Religious baths-bcing put under
water by a minister.
Joe Woerner is the most profuse
advertiser ever in Eaton. s
BY way of change let our citizens
talk railroad.
Eaton's "Joc Mast" rides a calico
horse for his health.
Back pay wanted AZ the DEMocRAT
Office to pay taxes.
The feet of the average barcfooted
boy are lender yet.
The boys arc counting the day
when school will wind up.
Boys, don't abuse one anothcr-yor
arc too big for such business.
Ifs man has a short neck he ought
MOTTO wear a standing collar.
1t is proclaimed rust is %injuring tll'
wheat some in this county.
Cat concerts every evening ant
night around us. Shoot 'em.
If this weather continues ice vii
be a drug. Last weeks item.
The Murphy organization of Eatoi
has the best choir in the State.
Good company and good converse
ton are the very sinews of virtue.
Mr.. Henry Hcckman has ourthank
for q half sack of excellent potatoes.
Ifyou are sick or afflicted, take VI
your bed and go to "Cedar Springs.
The insurance A gents of Eaton ar
whacking at inc another. Go in, boys
We will give a full report of til
Murnhy celebration in our next is
sue.
Mr.. John Crumbaker has not ye
entirely recovered from his attack 0
apopiexy. faUF 81
The fly is destroying the wheat il
this county. That is what all th'
farmers report.
If you find aay mistakes in tn
DEMocRAr this week, go to the "Dev
iln about them.
Trousers this spring are worn rath
er loose, aud cashmere checks seen
to be the correct thing.
Green currants and gooseberrie
have made thei- appearance for Gull
nary purposes.
aRusty" Huffman is enansored of
Western Virginia belle and fhe cal
get her they will '"congeal.'
Thirty-ive persons were Immersed
near New Hope last Sunday. An
not a very good day either.
Women are showing good sense il
wearing dresses in the streets whic
do not require to be held up.
Strawberries, rich, ripe and crisE
adorn our market at the modest sur
of 25 cents per quart.
Buggy riding with your sweetheal
in the morning, is a sure sign 20
will "hitch." Amt it, joe IiffJ
Mutton-chop whiskers are goin
out Of fashion, Either shave entire
ly or let your whole beard grow.