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, 1878-07-05

A LADY IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS RECENTLY
N effected some wonderful sures In the restoration
oil Paraytcs and also in Nervous Diseases. She has
been induced to offer her services 20 the public. Ap.
ply TO 22 1 18th St., bet. Howari and Folsom, s. n.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

gether and tell what they call stories
or yarns, so vulgar sometimes, as
to render very amount of shame
sufficient to Danish or forbid them
from the atmosphere of home
Most men would hardly be willing
to let their own boys hear their vul-
gar yarns, and drink of their lech-
erour poison, but they will pour
the fostering virus into the eager
ears of other peoples boys, who
happen to be standing around, and
then wonder how those "boys
know so much," and why they Of
ten grow up to lives of immortality.
Men who tell yarns themselves, or
tolerate those who do, can not
reasonably find fault with the i'm
moral precocity of their boy!-
Boys drink in those yarns with
an avidity that is absolutely sur
prising to one whose boyhood was
many years ago, and they cannot
rest till they have repeated them to
every boy they know. If men
will tell yarns that they would be
ashamed to have their sisters hear,
they ought to be generous enough
to spare the boys.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

WIN. Dooley, an amateur detec-
tive in search of two cattle thiev es
found them at church at White
Sulphur, KY, whereupon, pistol in
hand, he informed preacher and
congregation that they were all un-
der arrest. While every body look
ed astonished, he picked out his
men, marched them out OF the
building at the muzzle of his wea-
pom, and, turning on the step, shout
ed to the minister that he could go
on with the benediction.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01
Mr.. McClusky's Tramp.

He was tramp of the first wa
ter-muddy water. He was long,
lean and gaunt, and bore resem-
blance to a half dressed pair of an
mated tongs. He passed though
a town not hundred miles from
Podunk, and he was hungrier than
q pancake tuner in Summer. AS
he passed along the country road
he espied fat, good natured look
ing gentleman standing in front of
residence. The residence was a
cozy-looking one, and he thought
it would be good place to hoist
in n meal.
He asked for work, and the good
natured gentleman, Mr.. McClusky
by name, pointed to a pile of wood
and asked him how long it would
take to cut it, and how much he
would charge per day.
He was a man of few words, and
he answered: -
"Three days and two dollars"
He was engaged. He wrought
and ate. For three days he wrought
and ate, and when that time ex-
pired the wood-pile hadn't got a
single pound thinner, and neither
had the tramp. He could eat more
than a buzz saw with sixty teeth.
He made the table at every meal
look as If the cook had gone out
before meal time. He stayed three
weeks, and then walked up to the
captains Office to settle. When
Mr.. McClusky presented him with
bill of $3.50 for board, gave him
the balance in pennies, and then
set the dog on him, that gentleman
of leisure took a solemn oath that
he would never do aught in the
way of work again If he never wore
pair of patent leather boots or a
white vest.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

a friendly manner, and not as
though the wearer of a red coat
were "food for powder" and moth
ing more, was naturally much graf
flied when a guardsman said gen.
tally and without the least Mau-
Uaise hoate, false modesty) 81 like
you, my Lord-there's nothing of
the gentleman about you"
The students of a flourishipg
school in Tennessee had a public
debate among themselves the other
evening on the conundrum as to
whether ancient or modern times
have produced the greatest men.
We declined, from sense of deli
cacy, to go down and take part in
the intellectual tournament, having
been produced by one of those
times ourselves.-Col. Hatcher in
Courier Journal.
Sir Wilfrid Lawson, in the course
of speech on the Permissive bill,
at Dudley, made the following re-
marks: "If the Duke of Edin-
burgh were to shoot his father-in-
law now, he would be handed down
to posterity in iniquity; but if war
was declared and the Duke shot
the Gear, he would receive a vote
of thanks, proposed by Lord Bea-
consfield, Qaughter) seconded by
Lord Grandville, (more laughter)
and supported by the Archbishop
of Canterbury" loud laughter.)
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

A Utah youth actually walked
one hundred and fifty miles to at
tend the circus. Two days before
he could not drive the cows home
because he had a sprained ankle, a
stone bruise and q bunion.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01
ADVERTISING RATES.

Business Cards. one year, ono dollar for every
line
lOcal Notices ten cents per line each insertion,
and all notices continued for three months OF
longer, discount Of Is per cent.
Advertisements unaccompanied by written OF
verbal directions will be published three month
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out be-
fore expiration OF time, will be charged full rates.
No paper discontinued until all nrrearages are
paid except at the option Of the publisher
Transient advertisements must be paid in ad-
vance.
81 Terms. CASH, payable quarterly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01
EDUCATIONAL.

In an aquarium, at the Central
school building, are two very Gu
rious and interesting living speci-
mems. They are commonly called
the "fsh lizard" but sometimes
"hell-bender," though this last is
applicable to one particular species
of large salamander only, which
can live on land as well as in water.
These fellows are no lizards, for
lizards have scales like snake.
They are true salamanders and
when called by their right names,
are addressed nenobrdnchus later
alis, or simply meno6ranchus for
short. They are about ten inches
long and three or four in circum-
ferance with fat head and large
gills.
The fact that it stands on the di-
vide between air breathing animals
and water breathing animals, in
clining to the latter, makes it a
wonderfully interesting creature,
The memobranchus lays its eggs
which hatch out little polliwogs or
tadpoles, just the same as the toad
or frog and common salamander
They breath water by means ol
gills, and develop legs after time
the same as the others, but when
they see their cousins hop about
the pool with tails on, they have tc
stay behind. They have rudiment'
ary lungs and try to breathe, and
succeed little, but not enough tc
sustain life more than few hours
They must stay in water and be
like a fish all their lives, and ea'
.he same kind of food as the fish
eat. There are large numbers o.
them in Thunder Bay River, from
which these were taken, and may
be caught by means of a hook ant
line as perch are taken. They ma,
be easily kept alivein an aquarium
and will feast abubdantly or fast
very long time.
The belief that tley are poison
Gus is very general Indians, it il
said, fear them as they fear a rat
} tlesnake. They are in no sens
poisonous, and cannot be made Il
bite the finger, or even admit 1t in
to their mouth. They are quite
as harmless as q frog and are in
deed a very clean 'nd interesting
pet.
One great cause 'f modern de
, seneracy and hindrmce to moral
ity may be found the very com
- ...,pr men of etOr,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

"If there Is no hell" asks an
American paragrapher Of the peri
cd. show could an Englishmsn
spell 'London'i"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

The other day a teacher asked
an unregenerate pupil what the
gender of certain noun was. The
pupil quickly replied: 81 think it
is neuter, sir. At any rate it Is
neu-ter-me."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

A noble Lord, one Of the canons
at wipsor, who is good nsturedly
addicted to speaking TO soldiers 10
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

The question which now agitates
the American mind is whether the
Arab steed, which the Sultan pre-
sented to General Grant, is dap
pie gray or Turkish bey.-New
York Mail.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

The little daughter Of one OF
Presult's friends was studying sa-
cred history. Examine her, said
the father. "you will see how much
she knows" Presult began: "Well
nv dear, will you tell me the story
of Adamf" The child looked at
him with great, astonished eyes
"Adamf Oh! / have not got to
him yet"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

The Cincinnati Saturday Night
thinks that the paucity of jokes in
England is explained by the fact
it takes twenty shillings to make a
pun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

Trees have their time to leave
Graphic.
They never leave without a
bough.-Courier Journal.
And you can't call them tramps
for they always have a trunk
Fremont Times.
There's always a bark to their
bough.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

One great cause 'f modern de-
seneracy and hindrmce to moral
ity may be found in the very com
mon practioe among men of story
telling.
Knots Of full grown men get to-
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

A Bowery tailor advertises:-
"Gentlemen furnishing their own
cloth will be trimmed and made to
order at the shortest possible no.
tice."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

Mr.. Giles-"Mark my words,
Styles, this ere congris won't come
to nothing; wot with them furrin-
ers one an another, we shall ave a
real war, and then won't we ave a
income taxr Styles-"Nob-but a
doubt, Master Giles, but what wor-
ri,s me more is that we won't ave
no income."-Fun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

a g o0E day sure made by
STU go Agents selling our Chro-
mos Crnyons. and Reward Motto, scripture
Text, Transparent Picture and Chrome oaras'
100 ampes worth ~, sent post baid iUI ~ MS
illustrated Catalogue free. j. H. boff s,n.p
SONS. Boston. Established 1880. S'oyi
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

WIT AND HUMOR.

WIT AND HUMOR.
An optical delusion--a glass eye.
Blunt men sometimes say cutting
things.
The price of sugar is up. Now
look for great syruprise.
War is inevitable. Marriages
still continue.-Philadelphia Chron-
icle.
MISREPRESENTATION on the
elevated railroad.-Boston Bulle-
tin.
To make monkey wrench, feed
him the first green apples.-Syra-
cuse Times.
One good turn deserves another,
but shirt collar is only capable of
two.-Wheeling Leader.
The Warte is the name of a new
paper at Chicago. Varies in a
name anyhow.-London Ad, ertiser.
"Oleogmargarine" is the name
they give to goat up among the
shanties, because it is a bad butter.
IN. Y. Mail.
Justice may be blind, but it al
ways seems sharp sighted enough
when poor man is to be punish
ed.-N. Y. News.
Archery for the ladies will be
the rage during season, and the
beaux are in a culver about it.
N. Y. Commercial.
Now let England show her hand.
N. Y. Mail.
What England is really expected
to do is to show her fist.-Courier
Journal.
Scene in a railway carriage
Fond wife-"Let me see your pa
per a moment, dear" Husband
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-05-01

Scene in a railway carriage
Fond wife-"Let me see your pa
per a moment, dear" Husband
"Yes, as soon as we get to the tun-
mel /"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18

Cy ssloaned'' a horse, saddle and
bride to a fellow last week Monday,
the chap remarking upon starting off,
s'this is the last you will see Of this
outfit = and up to this time he has GER
taiEly been as good as his word, al
though due and diligent enquiry has
been made for the aforesaid horse,
saddle, etc. Cy says that if he will re-
turn the saddle and bride they will be
thankfully received, and no very
searching enquiries made after the
horse:
NARROW ESCAPE One day this
week. as Mr.. Martin Hose, of Leaven.
worth, was on his way to town his hors.
es became frightened at the top buggy
of Pr. Welcome, who was going in an
opposite direction, and started off on
break.neck gail. Mr.. Hose was thrown
over the front Of the wagon upon the
tongue and his legs became So entangled
in the evener that he was unable to
extricate himself. The team ran a.
bout a half mile with Mr.. Hose in this
very uncomfortable position and ex.
pecting instant death, but fortunately
they were brought to a stop by run
ming headlong into fence, when Mr..
Hose was enabled to free himself with
out injury, except a few minor bruises.
Mr.. Hose says he wishes Doc. would
sell his top buggy, OF hunt patients on
some other road.
There is a man who lives over in one
corner of this county and whose name
might have been Brown. if his fathers
had-well this man has got wife and
a pleasant home, with all surrounding
comforts, and ten other little Browns !.
But now ,alas, his life is a miserable and
dreary waste, for, regardless of his feel
ings, Mrs. B. the other day presented
him with another pair Of little Browns,
and now he says that the burdens of
this life are almost too great to be
borne. Upon being convinced that
there was no deception in the matter
Brown squared himself, and remarked
thusly to Mrs. B. ssMadame, long have
l endured this sort of martyrdom in
silence. I have been patient under af.
Elections Of this kind until patience has
ceased to be a virtue. and now, my
word for it, if this sort of thing is 90.
ing to continue, an eternal separation
must occur Mrs. B. promised, meekly
promised, better things for the future,
and the cloud has partially lifted from
BIS classic brow.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18
SALE.-Default has been made In
lMI the conditions Of a certain Mortgage bearing

NEORTGAGE SALE.-Default has been made In
NIL the conditions of certain mortgage bearing
the fifth day Of September, A. ID. 1871,
executed and delivered by Christian Henry Walther
mortgagOr, to Theodore Efone, MORTGAGE, which
mortgage was duly recorded in the Office of Regis
ter of Deeds in and for the county of Brown and
State of Minnesota on the seventh day of Septem :
Der, AID. 1871, at O'Clock p. M, in Book ssE" Of
Mortgages, on pages 517 and 518. The debt secur-
twelve per cent. per annum ftbm date until paid
The amount claimed to be;due and unpaid at the
date of this notice upon said mortgage, is the sum
of five hundred and dollars sind thirty two cents
($5Ol32), and no action 0reproceeding at law or
otherwise has been instituted, to recover the
amount Of said mortgage debt or any part thereof:
Now therefore, notice is hereby given that by vir-
tue of the power of sale in said mortgage contained
and pursuant to the in'such case made and
provided, said mortgage will be foreclosed and the
premises described in and covered by said mort
quarter of Section thirty (3O) in Township one
hundred and nine C09) North, of Range thirty (3O)
West, containing seventy mine and ~ 47100)
acres according to Government Survey, situated in
tile county of Brown. State of Minnesota; with the
hereditaments and appurtenances, will besoM mt
public vendue to the highest bidder for cash. by the
Sheriff OF said County, at the front door Of the Office
of sa7d. Sheriff, in the City of New Ulm,, in said
County and State aforesaid, on Thursday the thir-
for'the purpose of paying the money due upon said
mortgage, together with the costs and expenses of
sale and TIE sum of fifty dollars solicitors at
torneys fees stipulated in said mortgage to be paid
In case of foreclosure thereof.
Dated New Ulm, Mimi, Dec. 10th, 1878,
THEODORE CRONE, Mortgage.
J. NEWHART, Attorney for Mortgage.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18
Personal.

Alex. Harkiln, of West Newton,
dropped in on Us last Saturday and
made. us happy by renewing seven sub
scriptions to the Review.
j. J Ray Esq, of Burns Station,
was in the city last Wednesday and
made the Review Office call. Mr..
Ray is one of the Warmest friends that
the Review has and we are always glad
to to see him.
I'd. I. Russell, one. of the enterpris-
ing merchants of Sleepy Eye, looked
over our city last Friday. Mr.. Russell
informed us that he had just opened
upin Masonic Hall building with a
large stock OF general merch andise.
Rev. o. p. Chathplin, Of Sleepy
Eye, preached in the Aiethodist church
last Sunday evening. Owing to a mis-
und erstanding the audience was not as
large as it would otherwise have been.
Mr.; Champlin will ,preach again at the
same. place one week from next Sunday
evening.
49, ~
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18

The long dreamt of and talked of
change in rail road matters on the Wi.
mona & st. Peter railroad has at last
been made. "a new time card, MAX
ing Sleepy Eye the western terminus
of the middle division, went intoief-
feet last Sunday. But little change in
the general running of trains. as far as
New Ulm is concerned, with the.:ex!
.ception that all trains now run through
to Sleepy Eye, has been made, as will
be seen by glancing over the traveller
guide published at the head Of our local
columns. Trains for Gary run in con.
nection with the night passenger, as
heretofore. (See travellers guide in
Sleepy Eye department.) Trains over
the MiEn. Valley road now run ingcon-
nection with the day passenger, and
leave Sleepy Eye at $50 p. m. and ar
rive at Redwood Falls at 10 p. m. Go
ing south the train leaves Redwood at
1856 a. m. and arrives in Sleepy Eye
at S, a. m. The moving of the di-
vision. from New Ulm to Sleepy Eye is
a severe blow to our hotels, as also to
our mercantile and other interests. To
Sleepy Eye, the change, under the
present time card, is an important one,
and has brought them about thirty
families who have heretofore made
New Ulm their home.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18
NOTICE 70 CREDITORS,

II, the Matter Of Estate Of Henry
Hannah Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
Judge Of the Probate Court of Brown
County, has fixed upon the first Mon
day of each and every month for the
next six months, and the Probate
Office in said county, as the times and
place when and where he will receive.
hear, and adjust all claims OF all per-
sons against said deceased, and that
six months have been limited as the
time for creditors to present their
claims against said estate.
Dated the 18th, day of Dec. 1873.
Louise Hamann,
Administrators.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18
Linden CorresPondence.
Editor Reviec:

Editor ReU1ezc::
It is an old saying that when the
Gods have determined to destroy man
they first make him crazy. 1t is now
evident that they have decided to de-
stroy the Linden correspondent of the
New Ulm REVIEW because they have
already made him crazy. The Gods
have really been hard On the unfortu-
nate man. In creating him they filled
him with a good Quantity Of animal
passions, but bestowed him very little
of brains and reason. Thus equipped
with a badly balanced mind and mean
heart, his whole life is runaway into
knayery and foolishness. But even
that is not all. They have even refus.
ed him ordinary Judgement and taste,
so as to prevent him from knowing
when he debases himself and says and
does things from which others turn
away in contempt and disgust. (Figaro)
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18

The new arrangement of running of
trains does not affect our mailmatters
as far as the east is concerned, but it
does materially affect us, westwardly.
The regular mail for Redwood, Beaver
Fallssand the west now closes at 100
p. m. instead Of s,3Oa. m. as hereto
fore, and arrives from the west at 500
a. m. instead Of 4.l0 p. m. But we
also perfected arrangements whereby
we can forward and receive pouch on
the night express, which will give us
two daily mails to Sleepy Eye and
thereby obviate the necessity of letters
for New Ulm laying there over night.
Mail for Redwood and Beaver Falls
will also be forwarded by stage at 500
a. m. ~
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18

A Minneapolis physician sends to the
Mankato Repieao the following, which
he styles the great English remedy for
diphthe ria and sore throat, and which
he says given without water or sugar
is sure to cure: -
''Diphtheria can be cured by gar.
gle of pure lemon juice, swallowing a
little so as to reach all the affected
parts. Use every half hour, one, two
and three hours as recovery progresses.
The patient must swallow little each
time.''
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-12-18
PROBATE NOTICE.
PROBATE COURT, /
prnHun Eni1nfv MINI

PROBATE COURT, I
Brown County, MINI.
In the Matter of the Estate of Marie FRANCHISE A.
Gubard Deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of LoisePalmy-
RI Glatyny, praying for therein set forth,
that Letters Of Administration be issued to August
Glatyny:
1t is ordered that Friday the 10th day of January
1879 at ten O'Clock in the forenoon be assigned for
the hearing Of said petition, and that the heirs at
law of the said deceased and all other persons inte-
rested in said Estate are required to appear at
session of the Probate Court then to be holden at
the Probate Office in said County, and show cause,
if any there be, why the prayer Of said petitioner
should not be granted.
And it is further ordered that the said petitioner
give notice to all persons interested in said Estate
Of the tendency of ssid petition and the hearing
thereof by causing copy Of this order to be pub
lished in the New Ulm Review, weekly newspa-
per printed and published at New UIm, in said
County of Brown for three successive weeks previ-
Gus to said day of hearing.
Dated at New Ulm, this 18th day of December,
A. D. 1878.
. A. WEsTPhAL, Judge Of Probate.
Brown County, MINI.