The Russellville Democrat., 1878-08-08
ALL SORTS.
Let the ice cream. Rochcste Democrat.

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 Misery does not always love com pany, if the company happens to be mosquitoes New York Herald.
 This is the summer of our discon- tent New York Herald. ;
 The weather IS even warmer than last winter. Graphic. ','s'
 Tramps are the result of freedom gone to seed.-[ Graphic. q
 They also sweat who only stand n wilt.- Rochester Chronicle. In Rhode Island they call the pret, ty girls Narragansett Pieries.
 s""Iv'e just, dropped in 7 yas the fly said to the coffee.-[ CourierpJournal.
 Never encore an unripe watermel- on. n.-IWheeling Sunday Leader.
 A dogs bark may be worse than his bite, but we prefer the bark. Y Pluck. si ai4iIiisssl'A ssbass'i i7 Call for the North Pole-ice and arrest this heat Philadelphia Bull letin.mooga sd Hrs s1sxa9-zei .yi 2 VI Motto for hot nights Learn to lay bare and wait.-[ London Adver-' User. ,slHy haam !
 Recipe for whipping ! lIndians;i first catch your Indlans.-lPhiiadel-' phia Times. ,4aa. o8s. sf.,+tsa3 '. The brutal white man of Philadel- phia Bullutin wants to slow the poor Indian.
 The Courier. Journal says it is. so hot m Louisville that the hens lay their eggs cooked. a '" 9'''"9.'
 ! What wicked set the newspaper men must be-they have so little rest.---[ Rochester Chronicle. biuoda Ice is companionable.i If left to itself on the sidewalk it will go away.-[New Orleans Picavune.gd
 How to get rid of hies-Hire a base ball player to take them in.- ECincinnati Saturday Night. sos9 q i An ice. pitcher ought to be about the coolest man of the season. IN. Y. Commercial Advertiser. 4 aoans
 The Buffalo Express murmurs be- tween sips of iced lager that the clerk of the weather has won the heat.
 Cyprus is abou. as large as Con necticur. If anything, Connecticut is nutmeg grater.-[ Courier Jour nal. ss9' isoo iiiw q 9suaa9a
 Russia finds nearly all dreams of absolute power in Eastern Europe alized.-[Cincinati saa Commer- ciai.ar ciai. od5 molf gal os uaisd 49vo0 ?
 When q chap throws a basin N of water down the back of your neck, water yer column?-[ Yonkers Ga zcttc. Dad ,. e- - ~"
 "To Greece we, give, our shining blades" now that butter is only six. teen cents pound.- Berkshire Courier. 1aG8a slt i1at5h
 An oil citizen, formerly 2 sea cap tain, shook off a book agent by yell ling, Man over-boredp-lOil City Derrick. ban exoa 10 ylimG1 q aaI 2
 Every married man thinks he has secured the woman with an iron jaw. Now why is this9-Buffalo Express.
 When tooth begins to feel as if there was chicken scratching at its root, it's time to. bullet out.-l Ton kers Gazette. "..-
 The boss of the hay, scales is not apt to prove a good friend to you, he is so liable to give you a weigh I keokuk Constitution. iaay5B9ge4 ! b Bostonians are not in favor of any thing outre or unusual They don't t like, anything much out of common. Fl Graphic c.-,,ht;5o sia ,oi!.saas How to preserve tho purity of the ballot box, Lock the box up in a fireproof safe and throw away the kcy.-[Norristown Herald. DIE '1
 Says the New York Telegram :: The steamship Oder has arrived with cargo of wild animals and birds from Africa. a Hence the name. bogaem le bsgufG sad q
 Steal an umbrella to-day if you can. 1t may be your last chance. Never put off till to morrow what you can do to-day.-[N. Y. Express.
 The man who climbs three pairs of stars this weather ito see the editor" ought to be treated with some consideration. Boston Globe. '. A friend at watering place writes us "Come down" It is . popular expression, we believe, at all the watering places. Buffalo Express. iv There are three or four hotels at Old Orchard Beach managed by wo; man. Boston Post. Sort of wo- manageries,- Philadelphia Bulle- tin.
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 It is positively stated by the .Sa- lem Mass. Gazette that Dr. Loring lin i Al, ., iro J s,t <<,c