The Morning herald., 1878-07-20
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Close quarters The laundry. y
n;a Won ever know arsd- haired man who
n 4 very clear notion whore scarlet began
a auburn terminated?"
4 Paris paper a tells a that the Poles like
/ American dancing parties called hops
|op!poles, of course. '.sl .4ot.aihIilR "a Il
[rhe Chicago journal believes that gun.
Iwder can me made from -four. Flour
|es of fast enough now. q eeslt S.l,ogm1 |
|TSe Norristownn Herald insists that no
N likes to holdgva girl baby Ia his
os until she is seventeen years old.
Woman consumes thirty-six buttons on
single pair Of kid gloves, whereas man
Sttons his suspenders with q single 4
III. Il ~ asA c Ii. e. WA"
$50 leathers up, isrit! said the Gus
mer TO his shoemaker. ''No, SIR" re-
led the Crispin, ''sole leather is down,
here it belongs.". q gF5t}@ 4
a Chicago paper advises the man who 1
|Ebes to leave a name to posterity to go to 4
4 Louis. His name will then appear GEN.
Ey after century in the Directory.
Remarkably careful is that coal-dealer
al N stands on the scale himself to see that
IRE is no fooling with the weight OF
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Texas man shot his opponent in q
el and is now writing poem about
1t looks if the wrong man had been
\ Young man in San Francisco put out
Of his eyes while taking off a shirt,
spiral stud did the mischief. Moral;
Ter wear shirt. '-t l. .....,..,..s..
n St. Louis they talk Of making the
let car companies take out licenses. They
good deal of license in most cities
eady.
Jennie what makes you such q bad
/" "Welf, mamma, God sent you Just
best children He could find, and If they
1T suit you Ican't help IT," i. M
little Ned asked his father the other
ming who made the, moon? \ "God,"
|wered the fathero eyes" said Ned, Il
see the marks of his dirty hngers!
musical critic says ofA an expert lady
niste that her touch has n weight Of
live pounds; but o mischievous little son
y bers says it weighs 24o whom she's good
ia mad. ,-@r
Michigan farmer writes to the faculty
Yale. "What are your. terms for ayear!
Ia does it cost anything ex ira il my son
Sdpts to learn to read and write as Men as
"a a boat2" III Et ttRAG5 III
ince the introduction of female post
q Bters girl goes up to the window and
r BIS there q letter for Miss Margaret
ID lnson p "Yes," says the female
NJ tmaster, "here is one from John M.
N les." na.r .r
little Brookline girl being reproved
|A other day by her elder sister for using
slang expression" sharply retorted,
ell, if you went into society more,
~ would hear slang."-Brooklins Chroni-
q Northampton they are laughing at
xell known young man because he re-
c1tly said when bantered about his afec-
"a for lady whose heart .is another's,
kn't I admire her as q work of artT'-
Non Globe.
oliere was asked the reason why, in
q tain countries, the king may assume the
1F Fn at fourteen years of age, and cannot
ny before eighteen. ''It ISL answered
d |iere, "because it is more difficult 70
81 wife than kingdom. gB W "
newly y-arrived Chinaman has only
" pity. five letters of the English alphabet
a BARN; he is well acquainted with t.
innati Saturday Night. He is also apt
"a p familiar with Sea, and sure to have
1ue in his ad.-Philadelphia gBaAe
SiBdi COuIdlub dCctlC hClu, AolLio
Frlc, valerie and proprionic acid, prus'
eeid, creosole, carbolic acid, ammonia
hureted hydrogen, pyridine, viridine
line, and rubidine, to say nothing abou
page and burdockic acid. That's why
cant get a good one for less than tiv'
pung housekeeper-"I am afraid thos'
bought of you yesterday were no
}. My husband said they were no
at all" Brighton tisherman-"Well
p, that be your fault; 1t beant mine
offered 'em yer every day this week
you might a 'ad EN- O Monday II you''
ked!"--London Punch.
pe old man, in playful mood, thre,
the spade his wife had put in hi
with5which to dig up a geranium bed
the remark, preposterously unintelli
to her as he supposed, II turn dow
Ade; you make It." She said, ""Loo
Barnabas, you take that up like
I'll Ynobn the f,,s,v, ,,avf IL, np1o,