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THE GREAT CREATIVE INDUSTRY.
ITS Attractions, Capabilities, Wanta, Ad-
vantaBoe and Disabilitles.
NUliB8R v.

Having but partially indicated sys-
tom OF rotation It may not be improper
70 advert to the subject again. NOT with
the hope to meet all variety of cases, OF
TO set forth an absolute formula, but 10
say where tho rotation suggested may be
imprac.;cable, because Of expense OF
character OF sell or disagreement al
views, that email grain and peas with
green manuring may be substituted.
ANY rotation that will retain, restore
andsremunerate, for the great desidera-
tum is retention and fertilization.
On every farm, large or small, por-
ton Of land should be put down to what
e called Ee..s:=ss. EE..=.:!ss.s grass, selected ao-
cording to adaptahi!ity. Glover, orchard
and blue grass constitute most excellent
combination. and in countries the most
advanced IN agriculture, these, when well
set, enhance sea..a value OF land perhaps o
hundred per cent. .rso clpYsr - usually
5:swsssii a;;s:ss Sy ssse, beginning Of tine
third year; the orchard and blue grans
continue to grow and spread until the
The THAI S,na e,rr;.h;ns, I, | ,,hos ,.a - sn;rsn.,r @
need, sTinter pasture, and tho whole be-
ing very Profitable either for hay or pas
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III 81 -.
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CAN WE RAISE OUR OWN Correct
A circular from the Department of Agri-
culture says that the conditions of lati-
tude, climate, and soil of part of the
United States lead TO the conclusion that
the coffee plant or tree can be cultivated
to some exte:.t in this country with sue
cessful results. The total importation of
coffee into the United States in 1876
amounted to 339, ,739, ,246 pounds, and cost
$50, ,788,997. 1t has been established by
the best authorities on the subject that
great warmth of climate is not absolutely
essential u the growth of tie coffee
plant, but climate characterized by
neither extreme heat nor cold, but pos
sessing fair amount of humidity. The
climate and soil of Florida, Lower Cali
fornia, and a part of Texas, there is
every reason to believe, would answer
these conditions. In California the ex-
pertinent has been tried Of planting the
berry of coffee obtained from Costa Rica.
anu the result reported as satisfactory.
The fruit Of the coffee Tree resembles,
when ripe, the common cherry. Each
berry contains two seeds, which are the
coffee of commerce. Their fat sides lie
opposed to each other in the center of
the pulp, and are separated by q thin
layer of this and by a tough membrane,
wh;ch olosely envelopes them. When
dried this pulp or cieiiy becomts sort
of pod, which is removed by means Of o
mill and winnowing machine. They are
picked from the tree by hand, or, eli al
lowed to remain until ready to fail, are
shaken off upon clotha placed on the
ground to receive them. The shrub is
planted in warm situations, generally on
the slopes of hills, and in soil which does
MT retain the rains which fall on it.
1t is usual to plant about 800 trees to
the acre.. and the yield of g good season,
and Of this number of trees in full bear
ing, is about 1000 pounds of coffee.
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= All babies are d;ninutive Csesars,
since they come they see. they conquer,
somtin,es by their gentle stiffness but
6ftener by continued uproarious crying
induced by Collie, Teething, Flatulence,
etc. DR.. BULBS Baby Syrup by it's gentle
yet specific influence quiets the little
ones without ever producing the least
Injurious effect. Price Is cts bottle.
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a woman in Fairfield, Maine. has a
f5-Svys' ". s'F'suISli IsaIr GIgnI Ieet ana one
inch long, and has refused $1,000 for it.
Her friends claim that sho has the long
est hair in the world, but the returns are
net all In yet
~ Wartermelons are looming up In
the near future as the great American
prOdnct Experiment. In CaliiDrnia show
that sugar can be extracted from the
melons at q cost of two cenis less thaa
from sugar cane. Besides this, oil Is
iInadeof the eeed and aleohoi from the
rEnd. ss
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= Ths town of Griffin is the rendez-
vous. CT the Texas buffalo hunters. Men
who mako it 9 business do not pursue
the animal as 10 sporssuen. They use
tho needse-gnn with telescofic sight, and
tho firing is done by one or two men
only, who usually kill a drove cf forty or
City buffalo on one or two acres OF
ground. AS coon as one Is killed the
whole herd. smelling the blood, on.lecs
around the dead body, snuffing and paw
.. ..5t Eh9 Eh9 hunters continue 10 ahooi
them until the last one bites the dust.
As long as tha men remain concealed
and tho buffalo do not got their scent the
game is not frightened for IL pays no at.
tentioh.tp the report OF the weapon.
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"THE TREE is HN0Vli By lTs fRUI1.'

"Tuts'a Pills are worth their wsightin IN gold
Rev. !. 2. SIMPSON,, Louisville, Ky.
"Tutt'a Pills arg SPECIAL blessing of the .nine-
ssen,h ,heentury.'-REy:E, e, q: oSooop, New yerk.
"I have used TUFTS Pills for torpor OF the liver.
They are superior to any medicine fer hillary d.a-
orders ever made"
!. p. CARR, Atlernsy ct Las, Aususss, az.
"I have used TUFTS Pills five years in my family.
They unequaled for costivcness and biliosnexs"
2. n. WILCOX Georgetown, Texns.
"a nave used TUFTS Medicine with great benefit"
W. w. haAlsn, Editor Mohile Register.
othsrs''-SAvRE 6 CO., csFioFsyo, Ga.
'.Tutt'e Pills have only % be tried 10 establish
thsi. merits. They work like megic.n
w. %. BANGOR, ba SunInor Ss.- Boaton
of biods disorders rs Tutt's Pills."
SOC. eRuhMEl, Riohmond, virSiaia.
AND a THo0sAhD aaoRE.
Sold Ov 6gsi90tsss. 0S crs,ss O boz. O6ieo
36 Ast,1F6v Street, .cfeso York.
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A New Life iD the Lana D

FEHHE EKE :hiknn in ..s=--.,-. -. 80 Z, I
"A the inqst remarkable events ainoa aS ~. =
wsr. II point ca IssiTilbsrs talents o,,1 ~
dnguished ability, nothing could have AZ
ceeded 1T. AT every stage OF its prccaci-
ings II was manifest that new Life 10 In flse
The celebrated rr. KErHrraH waa tl,.,a
and advocated Southern Medicines ~:
Southern people. His Family Maiissross.
are household remedies. fs4A'i'ss
HEINITsH'S QUEENS DELIGHT. ~.
sife5 the blood. p''-
HEIETTSH'S BLOOD AND LTvrp
PILLS-For Liver Complaint. a;cie
Headache, Dull Feelines, T.oas Of
HEINITSH'S ROSE CORDIAL-Po.
Bowel Complaint.
sTANLEY'S COUGH syRup
Coughs. Colds, Asthma, Cssafrh.
MOTHER DARLING's INFANT con
OiALGFor all complaints incident
to Teething, Sour, Stomach, Crying.
TIT: QUEENS DELIGHT L. the proat
est pharmaceutical product ever
discovered for all disorders and dis
eases which have theiy origin In fla
blood. Health may now Be 70. q, .s;,,s M
ed. Life prolonged. Beauty re-.
stored iS
QU r. EMS DELIGHT-For Scrofnla
Swelling of the Glands, Goitre.
QUEENS DELIGHT-Foi Nervous De.
bility.
QUEENS DELIGHT-Fop Indigestion
Liver Complaint.
QUEENS DELIGIiT--For Consunnt;va
Patients as en- !nTiSoTatins cordial.
QUEENS DELiGHT-Foy Ganeral proa-
tration.
QUEENS DELIGHT-Eor all Cutaneour
Diseases, R!otches, Boiis, Pimples.
&C.. &c.
FOR SALE By DRUGGISTS.
PREPA.. D BY
E. II. HEINITsH & SON,
Columbia, 8. G.
Aug Is, 4S77 s ".
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BARNARD's
PH0T0GRAPH GALLERY,
2s3 K1rG sr.. caApvrs4ou -, al

EG7HIS is one OF the largest and finest Gal
Il leEies in the South. New and costly
Instruments have been obtained; also, fine
Photographic Furniture and Scenic back
grounds. The work turned out of this Gal
lery cannot be surpassed, either in finish or
in fsithfulness of copy. Mr.. Barnard his
had thirty -four years experience in The art,
and Is now prepared to do all styles of work.
He attends personally to al sittings, and 10
determined mons shall 90 away dissatfSied.
Prices hdue been reduced % per cent.
A largo assortment of Frames and Fit
dngs for Photographs on hand.
SEP. Sep. &c 20, !S7 S59 i0 = = 49,. =, ON
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Greenville and Columbia Railroad
CHANGE OF sCH,EnuIE.

Passenger Trains run daily, Sunday sxssp,sd.
connecting with Fast Day Trains on South Caro-.
Ina Railroad, up and down. On and after
iie7iav. November II, 1877. the following ili
be the scheduIe,
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South Carolina Railroad.

CnA Hfasr0a! Nov O. 1877.
On aud srter SuSday, liih, PS+aeaEsr Tfatss
will run as follows;
Fea AUGUSTA.
iSund6y morning excepted
Ianva a ea :. M
Arrive at Auguats.. , m and els q m
ron c0LuMnIA.
Sunday morning excepteiI
Leave Charleston nt........ .is9o N and gee m
arrive a. Colnna IN and at5 m
FOR ugARIEsiox,
0Junday morning cxespted,) Z.
Leave Augusta 4, ii and aSo p N
Arrive at Charlost ss2 /, f,i and 500 m
Leave ColnmEiA Ia At, y m and 7l5 m
Arrive At Char.rss m and sa N
Above Schedule makes cioae connection . &c.
iumhia With, GreeEviile aud Golnhbia Eailruaa
sn5 Chsrletta read, and Al Augusta with Macon
rs. bOIOBfnHs, Superintendent,
s u Pir'Si1ss, Geseras Ticket aBcnt,
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Notice Co Fiduciaries.

"a LII Administrators, Executors, Guar
1.dG dams, and otheF Fiduoinries who by
Law are required TO make their returns to
the Judge Of Probate. are hereby notified TO
do so during the month of January, or the
fcoalties of the law viii be enforced.
". w. HUMPHREYS,
80 Judge Of Probate,
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AUGUSTA HOTEL,
Corner Broad ana Washington streetes
sAHyS5E4HrA ga

Ii as heen thoroughly Renovated, Re
IA. modelcd, and Newly Furnished.
It i5 located In the centre of business.
Telegraph Office In the Hotel Building.
Express EOflce in the salne block. Post
Office only ono block off. All other public
conyenienccs close at hand.
during the night, and guests will be receiy-
cd, or called at any hour.
RaAaa aR RAana 90 an s.aa nau
/. w. ii. MOORE, Proprietor.
NOY I. 1877 a. 49, l 3ni
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CAROLINA
COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE

fUVHE SECOND. TERM of the Scholastic
Il Year of 1878. will open MONDAY,
JANUARY 14th, 1878, with full and off,
cicnt corps of Professors.
Charges, per Term Of Thirteen Weeks.
Reading, Writing, Spelling, Elemen-
tary Arithmetic Ito COMPOUND
numbers,) Mental Arithmetic, and
Primary Geography, in advance...$ 4 90
On time... ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. @ 90
The above Studies, with Higher Arith-
metic, Composition, Higher Geog-
raphy, English Grammar, U. s.
History and Dictation, in advance. 8 90
On time..".... .~....................-.... 10 90
Scientific, Higher English and Math-
cmatical and Classical Studies, in
advance................. u 90
On ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ii 90
Music. per term. m............:............. Is 33a
Use of Piano, per term, for instruc-
tion....... .............,............ 100
Contingent Fee. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 35
Graduation Fee. .........................- 90
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Charges commence from date of erierance
of pupil. No deduction made for loss. OF
time, unless in cases of serious illness.
Board in the Institute, exclusive of wash
ing and lights, $1,000 per month, ifepaid
promptly ut the close of each MONTH A
board themselves.
SPECIAL NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
that the School Tax hereafter will be two
mills, and in order to secure the full bene-
fit of it, it viii be necessary to start your
children at the opening of school, and not
allow them to be absent single day. fc,
every days attendance of your child at
school largely reimburses you for the above
tax expenditure. The funds derived from
this tax are usually expended during the
first months of the year hence the neces-
sity for full attendance during those
months.
For further information, apply to
w. u. LIGON,
President.
~
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PersOsal.


The Knoxville Tribune of the LIST says:
Miss Bette Brinkley, daughter of R. C.
Brinkley, Of Memphis, is visiting the
family of Colonel C. M. McGhee.
W, E. Penn, the distinguished lay re.
v%ivalist, commences a series OF meetings
in the First Baptist church tomorrow at
II o'clock, holding three services daily
at IL, 4 and 8 o'clock.
William A. Voegeli left last night for
New York, whence he sails for Europe,
where he will spend several years. We
regret to see Mr., Voegeli leave Memphis,
but trust HE interests will soon recall
him here.
Judge John d. Adams will doubtless
have a large and intelligent house at the
theater to-morrw night to hear his lee
ture on Hell. All who are interested
in this subject should go. Reserved
seats can be had without extra charge
to morrow at Hollenberg's. Judge
Adams is an able and fluent speaker, a
profound thinker and a clear reasoner.
a Washington correspondent Of the
Somerville Falcon writes as follows of
distinguished Tennesseeans: General
Humes and Colonel Heiskell, of Mem.
phis, and Ed Baxter, Of Nashville, are
here in attendance on the Supreme
Court, Much interest is manifested By
Tennesseeans here in the approaching
Judicial convention, and the many friends
Of Judge John L T. Sneed, of your
county, are very desirous 10 have him
retained on TIE bench and complimented
with a reelection to the place be has
filled so ably"
Mr.. George G. Dent is announced as
a candidate for attorney general Of the
Bartlett Circuit Court of Shelby county.
Mr.. Dent is a native of this city and is
highly esteemed by all who know him.
He is well educated, we'll versed 10 law
for one Of his age, has practiced law
here several years, stands well with our
Oldest and best lawyers, and is in every
way qualified for the position to which
he aspires. He is worthy Of the honor
and would do his duty faithfully and
thoroughly. We hope bis claims will be
considered and understood.
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THE BOf ORGAvfST.


fnterprstins Intricate CamPosi.
lions When 0RIy Twelve Years OF
Age.
New York SUM-.
A dispatch from Aiken, s. c., says
that Willis c. Shelton is dying there OF
consumption. He is known here and in
Europe as the boy organist." he had a
mastery over the Instrument from the time
that his little figures were able to slretui
the octave and his feet strong enough to
use the pedals. He was born aud has
always lived in New Haven. II was
while attending a little select school that
be discovered his ability. Dreamy and
~listless as a lad of twelve years of age,
never entering into any boyish games,
when he sat in front of an organ he was
a master. he took up the most intricate
Of Bach's fugues and played them with
ease. Musicians we're amazed when they
heard him. A little, slender boy hardly
larger than some of the organ pipes, as
he-sat on the ~orgsnist's seat it seemed
physically impossible for him to manipu-
late the instrument.
Shsltsn's father devoted his entire
time to the boys genius, He took him
to eminent masters in New York and
Boston, but they had nothing to teach
him. His control Of the pedals, which
his little lsgs could hardly reach unless
the seat was lowered, was wonderful, and
is said by many musicians to be, all in
sill, a wonderful example Of musical pre-.
cocity. Little Skeletons fame spread,
and TO accommodate the many PROBES.
sionAl musicians and others who had
heard Of him, and desired to hear him,
bis father caused a large building to be
erected as sn audience room in York
New Haven. A fine organ was
in it, and here the little fellow
gave organ recitals, His programmes
contained the most difficult organ music.
10 Saratoga, where be spent eyeral ssum-
mers; in Boston, in New York, and in
some Of the European cities, be played
to the smszement Of every one who saw
and heard him. Little Shelton's father
all pecuniary offers for his ex.
hi0ition. As be grew elder, taller, aud
more manly, Of course his attraction as
q Boy organist passed away, bat he was
one Of the recognized masters OF the in
strument in America. For the last two
years be has failed in health. he is
three years Of age.
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Satanic Tor Santants, as the reader
prefers) the famous Kiowa chief, ia
making chsirsi in the Texas penitentiary
but is very leniently treated, being
allowed to desist aud fall asleep when.
ever he chooses. Though he is stalwart
and has not a gray hair in his head, be
Claims that be is eiShty-six years old.
and when a reporter asked him the some
what superAuous question whether he
liked prison life as we'll as hunting
buffalo and surprising emigiant trains be
heaved an artesian sigh.
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what a TosteriDw Fab.ic

is a system depleted Of vitality and irregular
in its functions. II is only judiciouS and
prompt medication which can save 1t from a
speedy and total collapse. The tonic and
reguleting properties Of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters particularly adapt that benign medi-
cine to revive physical yiEor and reform those
bodily Irregularities which are a barrier to it's
permanent restoration, B~iliousness and con,
stipation arc total y overcome by 1t, and the
digestive activity and thorough assimilation
which Il promotes have the effect Of increas
ing the Yivifying and nourishing qualities OF
detergent Of tho vital current. since they COM
municate a healthy stimulus 10 tho bladder
and kidneys, which are the most important
channels for the escape Of its impurities.
Pure, agreeable. and Of botanic origin, thor
ton, the reasons for the transcendent p0pu-
larity Of this medicine are both cOsent and
appreoiable.
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English Manufacturers Lock-
Out-The Spirit Becoming
More U~ncomprOmising.
The Paris ExpOsitiOn-Five Hun
dred Thousand People in
Attendance.
Tbs Mysterious Movements OF the
Steamer Cambria Explained.

LONDON, May IA telegram from
Blackburn says the lockout oontempla-
ted by the masters will embrace the main
artery, seventy miles long, from Ulver.
ston to Colne, with branches far and
wide. The strike is mostly ended at
Church and Accrington, but elsewhere
the spirit is becoming more unoompro-
missing. The masters declare that they
have gained to the extent of ten per
cent. by clearing off their surplus stocks
Of better prices than could have been
obtained it the mills had been working.
From two to three thousand weavers met
at Darweu, on Wednesday, and reafirm.
ed that they would only accept reduced
wages If coupled with reduced time, and
they would not even communicate with
the masters at present. A slight dis
turbance occurred at Burnley last night.
The operatives of one mill who accepted
the reduction were hooted and pelted.
PARIS. May mo accident is report
ed yesterday, although it ia estimated
that five hundred thousand persons Wis.
tied the Champ de Mars and T~rocadero.
l. is computed that three hundred thou
sand foreigners are now ia the city.
A memorial TO the queen is being ex
Lensively signed in Sheffield expressing
confidence in the ministry, and willing.
ness to make every necessary sacrifice
for the conduct of the war, until the
cause Of peace aud order in Europe is
secured from lsWless and reckless op.
preston.
CoNsTAETTYoPLE, May 2-Arms and
ammunition, destined for Mussulman 10.
surgeuts in Roumelia, have been discov-
cred leaving Adrianople concealed in
collins.
C%RoNsTADT. May PIT is stated that
steamers lying at Revel have been pur-
chased by the Russian government for
the purpose of being converted into
cruisers. Three vessels which left Revel
a week ago are the property Of the Rus,
sian admiralty and have gone to Amer
lea to receive their ornaments, which
will be provided by Auerican firms, aud
to receive on board the seameu who de-.
parted q short time ago.
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FACTS AND FANCIEs.

You cant plant cats too early, nor is
it possible to get too many in a hill.
They say Senator Don Cameron is
learning to dance the Sherman -Boston
Post.
A Michigan Judge decides that a law
prohibiting BARRIERS from pursuing their
calling on Sunday is shear nonsense.
Mr.. Moth has made bis appearance iu
his drab spring overeoat. BE csmphor
the season, and is much sought after by
the ladies'.
A niece Of Hamilton Fish, whose nom
de theater is Gertrude Stanley, made her
debut in Mr. Studley's play at the Fifth
Avenue on the 22i.
The class will rise" remarked the
precise lady teacher ia the grammar de.
partnent, the class will rise and remain
rising.
Indiana calls him Colonel Thompson
on extraordinary occasions, and Dick
when they want him to take a drink.
New York Herald.
Mrs. Martha t. Hopkins, Of Heurico
county, Va, has bsen married six times
in nineteen years. Several Of her hus.
bands fell during the war.
Kentucky raises more hemp, needs
more Of it, and uses less Of it, according
to population, than any other Safe 10
the Union. i Journal.
1t is Montgomery Blair's sticktoative
ness that makes the papers call him
Dummy" Spalding's glue is nothing
to hin .-lCleveIsnd Herald.
The circus gets ripe in spring, and the
organ grinders are in fell bloom. Tn,
organ-grinder comes from Italy, but they
grow like a native in this country.
No, thank you, we don't need a cor.
respondent at Paris this year. We pay
a young man in the Office SIS a week t,
write European letters .-[Chicago Tri
bune.
"DOn'tyou end that it hurts your lawl
TO let your children play on III" asked q
friend Of a suburban the other day
Yes" answered the gentleman ad
dressed, but it doesn't hurt the chill
drsn."
We" said Colonel Iugersoll, psttiuI
his hand upon his breast during his lee
ture in Baltimore last night, are lh
fellows who are going to be angels.
But, then, there are two very dlfferen
kinds Of angels. Il PhilSdelphia Bulletin
Just back from a trip to Havre: "Yot
will catch me travelling by an excursiol
train again. Why, cir, at the station a
havre lost my cane and my wife.
Then, with bis u~tterance choked by tear
A new cane, too
The EickOphoue is the latest, and will
no doubt, be adopted in all newspape
Offices. Editors, without moving, can
by It's means, bounce borss aud beopl
who want free advertising down lou
flights of stairs and across the street
+, What does transatlantic near
mauma2' Across the Atlantic, child
Hold your tongue, and ask no more quel
tons" Then doe, transparent msa
a cross mammal (HSs to forfeit h,
slate aud stand in the corner )-[Fun.