The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-04-16
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Mosquitoes arc breaking into blossom
Il Is better to have loved acd have busted up some
where during tho correspondence than never TO have
loved n all.
The democrats OF Ohio say that they have tho State
all 10 themselves; the republicans having boon APP
pointed 10 Office.
Ianch:-"Passenger lin hurry)-'Is this train
puncsual.' Porter-'Yessir. generally quarter Of
an hour late 10 . minutc.'"
San Francisco ladies have been sezod with mania
for Chinese and Japanese wares. They always 'beat
down" twenty. avo per cont
Many OF the. horses that are being bought by tho
British government very young and arc breaking
down rapidly under exercise.
A tramp walked into 81. LOUIS the other day and
Chicago immediately rose on Its hind legs and whm-
pered. 'Now, they've got ono majority"
You have while fishing tho cork 60 down just
q little at q time, $500, without catching any fish.
Well that Is great deal the way with Sunset Cox.
A meeting OF soldiers and ci'izens at Lockport, N.
Y, last evening passed. resolution recommending
that bill the relief Of General Shields DO passed
by Congress- .s ,~-s Ns4.sa IN MT
A decision Of tho Canadian Supreme Court yostsr-
day In the Jacqucs-Carsier contested election
confirmed tho title Of Hon Mr.. Laaamme, Minister OF
Justice, 10 hts seat.
the men In Congress who have the tariff IN charge
should not got TOO much mixod What the American
people TO know whether they shall put sugar
into thor coffee coeo into their sugar, whether
they shaii start party and drink nothing but
PLAIN GIN.
Judy:-"Bsssie (of inquiring MINDFUL, num-
my dear, I can't remember any artist called liscrs
Nummy--whaps the use Of taking you girls abroad
l am sure stood good ten minutes bcori that
p,c.er IN tho vasicun. 'Baochus and Ariacne Drawn
by rigers'"
other evening. He married the eldest OF sevon girls
Said she, "Brown, my boy, I'm not gong to ruin my
reputation by Quarrslling with you Wait TIL all the
girls arc married. AZ prSssss, As . mosher-in-law,
I'm only amateur"
Perhaps msanest thing, speaking artisticaly,
the way thoy run sho gum department. ~ vassar Col
lego Cum tor reasons bost known 10 the faculty, Ia
cls of o catalogue; and tine girls have TO chew II
all ovcr the twenty houra In tho history class,
for sssance just the girls oil get the gum sot
the molars, aocg comes tho question, "what year
was AmcrcA discovcrcds" And tnon comes the dts.
tress,ng answer from tho whole class, "AJum, wha-
ium. oiah. cob, wah.n This 10 gum for ls02.
The orivilIe tCaL) Mercury tells OF Butte county
schoolmarm. who harnesses her own horse drives 70
school ovsry morning homo at night says she
dance dvinely, Is pretty and smart, and challenge,
tho Quincy editor TO find equal, 10 which the Ma
fional comos back follows Oar schoolmarm
stands ave eet ton in her stgaiters, and b protier
than an arabian colt she IL smarter than body.
aud always makes the School Supcsinscndens's arm
tired cutting notchos on his stick 10 tally the pon q
she makes examination day. She can ride bare.
back tho cussodest mustang that ioaisd AMI
can dance anything from the dance Of death down to
square double-shunlc on cedar punchcon. She can
sing palm ike ten-octavs angel or beat any
sport in the state at sevcu-up She can ride sno~.
-
through tho winning posts while Sacramento Valley
woman would DO getting ready TO fall down. Now, Il
you really want 70 gamble on schoomarms wait TILL
sho snow gets OIL and bring along your stock. Wei
sond you homo so icaruily broke that youi have TO
spar your whiskey Tor sir months to como.