The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-07-04
EyERY-DAz spICERIEs.


AN anglers book should have fly
leaves.-&. John Torch.
THE question is, which doubles up the
most persons, clergymen or cucunbersf
= WhitehaU Times.
THE Boston baked bean has its own
peculiar favor-a cross between Puri-
tanism and kerosene.-Free Press.
"Yes. that is what the Yankees mean,
When speak they Of the Boston bean,
AS Best of all that have ben-zine =,
Philadelphia Bulletin.
THERE is small attraction for ladies'
at the London theaters. Bonnets have
to be left in the cloak-room. dk5ast
Table.
BUTLER wants a paper with nothing
but advertisements in it-one that no
Congressman need be afraid of. Wash
iagtonl Post.
A VEIN search-that of the leech.-
Gowdnda Enterprise. A yane search
looking for the one that the wind car
ried off, HdckensacE Rspublican,
PREcEPTs are poor stuff tew bring up
young ones on. It IL like sending them
down cellar without emmy handle tew
larn them tew see in the dark. Josh.
Billings. S - ,ss
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lne A,hg " = ylazanAlz lzn.os - LYLE, anu
atcende9 80 many variety SHOWS u
lzygnnnnyz' tnas ne has Iofgol1en now
70 penave.-boston Fost;
TWO ladies were killed and three In
lured at Damson, Ca, the other day by
lightning. This comes, thinks the Lock
port Journal, OF being TOO internally at
tractive. Buffalo Express.
AN ingenious New Yorker has in
vented a door-mat which operates as q
burglar alarm.-Erchanoe. Who ever
heard of burglar stopping to wipe his
feet p Cincinnah Satssrddy Night.
WHY, asks housewife, does pork
shrink in the cooking % Woman,
avaunti We are too busy trying to find
out why it shrihks in the snoEe.house
to answer such q trivial question:
Reokuk Constitution.
THE artist who has been laHif9 up for
| the winter can now be seen along the.
railroads throwing fantasy and passion
into the poetic legends which speak the
marvellous virtues of corn and bunion
liniments.- Wild Oats.
Al MEMBER of a church in Vermont
desiring tt q man from the Lord . nraved
in this Wise. aSend ms NOT an old man
in his dotape. nor a Young man in his
goslinhood;. but a man with all the
modern improvements. .
FIRES arrived in Danburv AZ twenty
minutes % mast 10 Ave o'clocE Sunday morn
inc Nert To a cream inc the favor;te
resort Of a fiy is a bedroom, where the
clothes are not lonc ennnoh tn cover
both ends of the sleeper simultaneously.
Neps.
NoTrNe the fact that. the July Harper
| has no poetry. among it's contributions.
the Springfield Republ;can saws the ex-
ample deserves imitation, Unless the
magazines will raise their, poetic stand
ard to the.sheieht of the newspapers,
which they don't do now.
At festival Of lawvers and editors
q LAWYER gave q toast ]: aTbe Editor
he always obeys the calls Of the devil y
| An editor responded !. g The Editpr and
the Lawver-tbe devil Is satisfied with
the cony of the former Int reouires
the original of the latter
Tup Son;toxu Pscoyd warns visitors to
par;s moi ~ dr;nL fha wotar of ~ ot c;tv
as = If II ia snrodnct;ve of tynhailS fever
The warming, SO far as americans are
concerned, is quite unnece ssary. The
majority of them will return without
tne taste OF H. oteuo .Dedaer
FOND mother (who is looking over her