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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-11-06
ADVICE TO CORRESPONDENTS.

Editors Of the majority Of local
papers will undoubtedly appreciate
the following advice given by the
Ioua Normal Monthly
All our correspondents will oblige
us by observing strictly the follow
ing general rules:
l. Write with the blunt end of a
broom.handle, and draw your sleeve
over the page before it is dry.
2. Commence all propositions and
conjunctions with capitals, and if
that doesn't seem to set off the page
with sufficient flourish, bring the ar
ticles to the rescue.
q. Whenever you use a word that
any one else has ever used, don't
forget to put in quotation marks, es-
pecially if it is proper name.
4. When information is desired
on any subject, be sure that the ans
wer may easily be found in any COM
mon school text. book.
5. In writing business letters,
be careful to give us a full descrip-
ton Of yourself, especially if you
happen to have any such pleasant
themes as a large family of fathers
and mothers who are dependent on
your labors for their music lessons.
All physical defects, such as sore
eyes, cancers, &c., are of special in.
terest to us.
6. Be very careful to make as
many paragraphs as you have SEN
fences. It looks stingy to commence
a new sentence at the middle of a
line; and don't forget to underline at
least one.fourth of the words; moth
ing sets off a page more than this.
{. Each thought should be ex.
pressed at least three times, or it may
escape notice.
8. Grammatical constructions, or
biography, historical and geographic
cal accuracy, are of no especial i'm
portance- like to see indepen-
dence, and have especial admiration
for those of our correspondents who
hold tradition in contempt.
8. The paler your ink the better,
especially when used by the pailful.
Use almost any sort Of pen, but
we think rail pen the most salts
factory for every day use.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-11-06
ANUNDENLA.BLE TRUTH.

You deserve to suffer, and if you lead
a miserable, unsatisfactory life in this
beautiful world, it is entirely your own
fault and there is only one excuse for
you, our unreasonable prejudice and
skepticism, which has killed thousands.
Personal knowledge and common sense
reasoning will soon show you that
Green's August Flower will cure you of
Liver Complaint, or Dyspepsia, with
all its miserable effects, such as sick
headache, palpitation Of the heart, sour
stomach, habitual costiveness, dizzi-
ness of the head, nervous prostration,
low spirits, &c. It's sale now reach
every town on the Western Continent
and not Druggist but will tell you of
it's wonderful cures. You can buy a
Sample Bottle for 10 cents. Three
doses will relieve you. For sale by
Jos. Bobleter.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-11-06
Productive Simplicity.

TINE DEVOTED BY ONIONS. - In
these days of railroads and tele-
graphs, Of clocks and friction match.
es, it is hard for us to realize the
condition of those that lived before
the days Of our modern inventions.
A few years ago, an aged man, now
deceased, said that in his early days
he was teaching school in town in
Massachusetts, when, on a certain
day, he was in doubt as to the time
Of the day, his hour. glass being de-
fective. Time wore heavily, and he
longed to dismiss school, but feared
to excite the surprise Of parents by
sending their children home too ear
y In this dilemma, the thought
occurred to him that he would send
a boy with an empty dinner basket
to the house Of q spinster near BY,
whose hour glass had a better rep
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-11-06

wine, and out-of-door air, much
more. In quantities Of purely men.
tai character, the equal of American
woman cannot, perhaps. be foundin
the world, but with all her know
ledge and intellectual activity, she
lacks that which make the Greeks
what they have been and the French
what they are, rganic cultivation.
Lntivined in these words are taste
and art. A ripper civilization, though
not a poorer, shall invest her. har-s
mony Of character not now possess.
ed; and with twill come Alas! that
decadence in morals which always
marches on the heels Of the Beauti-
full in every age and in every cline.
It is sad that such heavy tribute
should be exacted as the price Of an
added enjoyment, but art is inexor-
able. Even in women given to vice,
pagan cultivation redeems it Of its
most revolving features. Those who
haunt the Boulevard Of a night in
pursuit Of their ignoble calling are
generally polite, orderly, and we'll
dressed, In striking contrast to the
anglo saxons Of the same class as
seen in Regent Street in London or
in Broadway New York. In the
rooms Of Bulliers, the grisetts may
be wicked, but they are not coarse.
In the meretricious twirling and leg
lifting Of Mabille, virtue may be
thrust out, but there is a devotion
to art in the bacchantes themselves
and their magnificent surrounding
The French pagan subjects every.
thing to the rules Of art. Ifmorali.
ty does not appear in harmony with
them, it is suppressed. If virtue
robes herself in uncouth garments.
she is not tolerated. Vice in the
guise Of an angel is preferred to good.
ness which violates the rroprieties
Of art. ALPHA.
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utation for accuracy than his. had,
with instructions to bring back the
time Of day in the empty basket. He
s oonreturned, bringing eleven and
a half onions as the result Of his
mission. The teacher was satisfied,
adjusted his hours glass, and in half
an hour dismissed school. National
.Jo,tf7ael of Education.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-11-06

u Highest market price paid for
two and three-year-old steers. Inquire
of M. II. Gamble at Burns Station or
Henry DRESSER. New Ulm.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1878-11-06
JOS. BOBLETER, New Ulm MINI.
p A Z E N = S

9otainsd Tor lnvetors, in the United States, Can
pal ONCE located in Washington, directly opposite
nneed states Patent oice We able to attend to
la a. Patent business with greater promptness and
Who are at distance from Washington, and who
have therefore. to employ associate attorneys,
we make preliminary examinations and furnish
OPINIONS as to paentability tree of charge and all
who are interested in in ntions and Patents
are invited to send for copy of our 'uide for OBJ
aiming Patents." which is sent free to any address,
ana contains complete instructions how to obtain
Patents, and other valuable matter. We refer to
the German. American National Bank, Washington.
y. T.; the Royal Swedish Norwegian, and Danish
legations, at Washington, Hon. Joseph Casey late
Chief Justice u s. Court Of Claims; to the Officials
OF the U. s. Patent Office, and to Senator's and
Members Of Congress from every State :.
Address: LOUIS BAGGER Il Co. solici-
0rs OF Patents and Attorneys at Law. LIE Dro;t
Building. WASHINGTON, d. C.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1878-04-11
To the Unfortunate.
New Remedies! New Remedies
DIR. GIBBONS DISPENSARy

DIR. GIBBONS DISPENSARY,
A MO. 1923 kEARNY STREET, COR
cisco, Cal. Private entrance on Com
EfE4 mercial ST. Established in 1854, for
d11zs1 tho treatment of Sexual and Seminal
Diseases sucfl as Gonorrh9a, elect, Structure
syphilis in all its forms, Seminal w leak ness
impotency, etc. etc. Skin diseases of years
standing. and liberated Legs, etc., successful
DIX. GIBB0N has the pleacure of announ.
cling that he has returned from visiting the
principal hospitals of Europe. and has re-
sumed practice.
The Doctor has spared neither time no,
me ney in seeking out new remedies, and has
returned with increased facilities for the alle-
Walton of human suffering.
Seminal Weakness.
Seminal emission is the consequ uence of self
abuse. This solitary vice, or depraved sexua,
indulgence, is practiced by the youth of both
sexes TO an almost unlimited extent, produc-
ing with unerrlng certainty the following
train of morbid symptoms, unless com bated
by scientific medical measures, viz: Sallow
countonance, dark spots under tho eyes, pain
in the head, ringing in the ears, noise like the
rustling of leaves or rafting of chariots, un-
easiness about the loins. weakness of the
limbs confused vision, blunted intellect. loss
of confidence. ditfidence in approaching stran-
gers, dislike TO form new acquaintances. a
disposition to shun society, loss of memory,
hectic Aushes, furred tongue, fntid breath,
coughs, consumption, night sweats, monoma-
MIA, and frequently insanity. If relief be not
obtained, you should apply Immediately, ell
ther in person or by letter, and have cure
effected by his new and scientific mode Of
treating this disease. which never fails Of
effscting a quick and radical cure.
Cured at Home.
Persons at a distance may be CURED AT
HOME, by addressing letter to DIR. GLIB
BON, stating case, symptoms, length of time
| the disease has continued, and have medicine
promptly forwarded, free from damage and
curiosity, to any part of the country, with
full and plain directions for use,
BY inclosing Ten Dollars coin in a regis.
| tered letter through the Postoffice. or
| through Wells, Fargo x Co. package OF
medicine will be forwarded to any part of the
Union.
Persons writing to the Doctor will please
state the name OF the paper they see this ad-
vertisement in.
All communications strictly confidential.
| Address DIR. j. +. GIBBON,
Box 1857, San Francisco, California.
nal "
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1878-04-11

TOB PRINTING OF ALL KINDS, EX.
y ecutad with disoatch st tha SENTINEL
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1878-05-30

reluctant to surrender to her natural
mother, and negotiations are now pend
ing to what shall he the result, viz:
whether the child shall remain and be
taught to know no mother other than the
adopted one, and to be weaned from its
natural mother for all time to come, who
can hear only from it through others,
without being permitted to have any in
tercourse as parent or other blood rela-
ton. The poor mother is in quandary
and at loss to know her duty and how
to decide the destiny of her offspring.
She says the strangers have treated her
with marked kindness in bestowing pres
ents and offering to aid her in various
ways, provided she will consent to aban-
don her child ard surrender it to their
keeping on the stipulated conditions re-
ferred to, which places poor humanity
in an awkward dilemma-between abject
poverty on the one hand for herself and
child in an uncharitable world for all
time to come, and affluence and refine
ment on the other hand for her offspring,
which she is to virtually disown for its
well.being, and remain in her poverty,
solitary and alone. How shall she de-
eide ?-Aug,sta Chronicle and Constit"-
hondliSt.
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NORTH CAROLINA AND GEORGIA.
Perhaps the soldiers of no two States of
the Confederacy were on more cordial
terms with, or had a higher regard for
each other during the war than those
from North Carolina and Georgia. They
trusted each other confdentially, and
ioked each other in camp incessantly.
An amusing incident was told US the
other day of a conflict between the two
at Malvern Hill. A colonel of North
Carolina regiment, with a part of his
command, was making his way from
that battle field about half past 10 o'clock
at night, when he was suddenly halted
by SQUAD of men drawn up across the
path, about half mile from the field of
battle. "What troops are those?" called
out the challenger. "a part of the
26th North Carolina" replied its COM
mander, Colonel (now Governor) Vance.
"Now my friend, began the officer of the
squad, taking it for granted the North
Carolinians had fed the fight, you've
got as much to fight for as l have /; can't
you rally your men here and make one
more stand {" Look here my friend" said
Vance stifIening up in the starlight,
"before 1 argue that with you, answer me
one question diden't you come out of
that fight first Amt l behind you ?"
a loud laugh revealed party on horse
back near by, OH approaching which the
future Governor of North Carolina found
the future Governor of Georgia, Gen. A.
H. Colquitt.-Raleigh Observer.
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Up.country Enterprise.

Several citizens of Walhalla formed q
company short while ago to establish a
cotton factory. They have just got the
machinery and begun operations on q
small scale. The Keo,Uee (Walhalla) Cou-
rier thus speaks of it:
The Westminster Mills have two spin
ming frames with 264 spindles, one-fourth
of which are not yet running for the want
of some necessary equipments. They
expect to start them soon. They are
now turning out from % to "a punches
of yarn per day and expect, when the
other spindles are started, to exceed 80
punches per day. They employ eight
operatives, seven females and one male,
which will be ample to run all the ma
chinery. They started with only one
experienced hand, but all the operatives
are now well up to their business. They
have as intelligent and neat set of EN-
ployees as we have ever seen, all appear.
ing to be healthy and in good spirits.
The company have built several neat
tenement houses and cotton house and
everything looks thrifty and business like.
lQG COSU VI LuO SOItOu haOHiuCiy
proper is about $2,500, the building be-
ing matter of fancy. The company
has on hand about $4,000 pounds of seed
cotton, enough to run them until the
new crop. They will spin annually one
hundred and fifty to two hundred thou
sand pounds. To this time they have
spun about IL bales of yarn which they
retail at 80 cents bunch cash.
There is obliged to be money in this
business for the stockholders and also
for the country. 1t is within the reach
of three or four citizens in every neigh
borhood, and we would like to see the
business extended. Col. F. E. Harrison
started the first one near Andersonville
and the Westminster Company has now
put second in operation. The machin-
cry is simple. This company was assis-
ted in putting up their machinery by
w. L. Perry, of Andersonville, and by
man named Hicks. 1t will hereafter be
easier to start other mills, as the ice has
been broken and it is easy to get men to
direct the starting of it. This company
deserves credit and encouragement for
their enterprise, and we hope their ex-
ample and success will stimulate others
to invest in the same line of business
until all our seed cotton can be sold and
spun in the county.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1878-05-30
The Antecedents of Disease.

Among the antecedents of disease are inertness
in the circulation of the blood an unnaturaly att
tenunted condition of the physique, indicating
that the life current Is deficient in nutritive
properties, wan, haggard look, inability to digest
the food loss Of appetite sleep and strength, and
sensation of unnatural languor. All these may be
regarded among the indicia of approaching dis
ease, which will eventually attack the system and
ovcrwhelm 1t, If is not built up and fortified in
advance. Invigorate, then, without loss Of time,
making choice of the greatest vitalizng agent ex-
tant, Hostetters Stomach Bittcrs, an elixir which
has given health and vigor to myrIads Of the sick
and debilitated, which is avouched by physicians
and analysts to be pure as well as effective, which
is immensely popular in this country, and extern
sively used abroad, and which has been for years
past one of the leading medicinal staples OF
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Not a Marrying Girl.

They were seated together, side by
side, on the sofa, in the most approved
lover fashion-his arm encircled her
taper waist, etc.
'"Lizzie," he said, "you must have
read my heart ere this; you must know
how dearly 1 love you"
eyes, Fred; you have certainly been
very attentive" said Lizzie.
'But, Lizzie, darling, do you love me?
Will you be my wife ?"
"Your wife, Fred Of all things, no |!
No, indeed, nor any one else's."
"Lizzie, what do you mean? 2"
"Just what say, Fred. I've two mar
red sisters" g.,
"Certainly and Mrs. Hopkins and
Mrs. Skinner have very good husbands
l believe"
$50 people say but I wouldn't like
to stand in either Mays or Neli's shoes /;
that's ALL"
"Lizzie, you astonish me-"
"Look here, Fred I've had over TWEEN.
five rides this winter, thanks to you and
my other gentleman friends"
Fred WINGED little here, whether at
the remembrance of that unpaid livery
bill, or the idea of Lizzie's riding with
her gentleman friends l cannot posi-
lively answer.
CHOW many do you think my sisters
have had? Not the sign of a one,
either of them. Such pretty girls as
May and Nellie were, too, and so much
attention they used to have"
"Now, Lizzie"
81 am fond of going to the theater
occasionally as well as lecture or con.
cert sometimes, and 1 shouldn't like it ii
proposed attending any such entertain
ment to be invariably told that times
were hard aud my husband coulden't
afford it, and then to have him sneak Oh
alone"
"Lizzie, Lizzie"
"And then if once in dogs age he
did coudesccnd to 60 with me anywhere
in the evening, ! shoulden't like to be
left to pick my way along the slippery
places, at the risk of breaking my neck
he walking along unconsciously by my
side. I'm of a dependent, clinging
nature, and 1 need the protection OF a
strong arm."
"Lizzie, this is all nonsense"
"I'm the youngest in the family, and
perhaps I've been spoiled. Al all events
I know it would break my heart to have
nv husband vent all the i'll temper which
he conceals from the world on my de-
| fence,ess head"
"But, Lizzie, ] promise you that =
"Oh, yes, Fred; know what you
are going to say-thaS you will be
different; but Mary and Nell have told
me time and again that no better hus'
bands than theirs ever lived; no, Fred
as a lover, you are just perfect, and
shall! hate awfully to give you up. Still
| if you are bent on marrying, there are
plenty of girls who have not married
sisters, or who are not wise enough te
profit by their example, if they have
And don't fret about me, for I've no douo
| I can find some one to fill your place
But before Lizzie had concluded
| Fred made for the door, nuttering some
thing "unmentionable to ears polite"
"T'here n exclaimed Lizzie, as the
door closed with bang. 81 knew ht
was no better than the rest. That's the
way John and Aleck swear and slam
doors, when things don't 80 just right
| He'd make perfect bear Of a husband
but I'm sorry he came to the point sc
soon, for he was just splendid beau"
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frugality of her people is only matched
by their industry. The whole world
teens with her productiveness. French
fabrics are found in almost endless pro-
fusion and variety in all the markets of
the globe. 1t is this constantly growing
fertility of production, Joined with the
causes previously enumerated, which has
enabled the French people to bear with
such marvellous ease burden which it
was almost universally predicted would
crush and overwhelm them.
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Greenville and Columbia Railroad
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.

Passenger Trains run daily, Sunday e1Lerted,
connecting with Fast Day Trains on South Care
:ina Railroad, up and down. On and after
Wednesday, November H. 1877, the following will
be the schedule:
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1878-05-30

- Raise no supplies, but plant all cot
ton, is the best way to starye.
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A Real Romance-Truth Stranger than
FictiOn-A Mothers Dilemma.

There lives in the city of Augusta a
poor, respectable woman, who has a
drunken husband and, an only child,
less than FIVE years of age, which she
had not seen since the child was barely
three years old, the worthless husband
having deserted his wife, carrying off the
child to parts unknown, and was last
heard of in Memphis, Tenn, where it is
supposed he got into gambling scrape
and deserted the child, leaving it with
his washerwoman, who cared for it with
out knowing what had become OF Its
parent. Nothing more was heard from
the little girl, whose name is minnie" I"
until the distressed mother learned her
child was in New Orleans, but for want
of means could learn nothing more def
mite as to her whereabouts, until few
days ago the poor woman was informed
that child resembling hers with black,
glossy hair, dark, sparkling eyes, fair as
lily, and a perfect beauty, answering to
the name of minnie" was seen in Aiken,
S. c., where she Immediately repaired,
after some difficulty in procuring suffi-
cient funds to defray her expenses, with
little hope of a successful mission. But
to her amazement she found her child
handsomely attired, in the possession of
Mr.. and Mrs. -, q lady and gentleman
OF fortune from New York, who have no
family, and had adopted the little stranger
in Memphis, while there on visit, with
the intention of making it heir to mil
lion. or UPWARDS. The child Immediately
recognized its natural mother, and the
recognition was mutual; hence the adop-
ted mother entered into full explana-
ton and gave the whole story, which is
about as follows:
On visiting Memphis she remarked to
her washerwoman that she had long de-
sired to adopt some handsome child,
when minnie" was at once suggested
and brought to light. with the story as
to how she got possession, owing to the
sudden exit of the unfaithful father, &C.,
without any knowledge as to what had
become Of either father or mother. Suf-
flee il TO say, Mrs. - was highly de-
lighted with the appearance of the inter-
esting deserted child, and took immedi-
ately possession, when the happy pair,
with their adopted daughter, put out for
New Orleans and thence to their home
in New York city. Last fall they re-.
turned to Aiken, where they had pur-
chased an elegant winter home, and are
there now with their adopted daughter,
Minimize whom they are willing but
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To Changers and all Others.

r HEREBY give notice that will Shoe
L. Horses and Mules for One
Dollar Cash. Money is scarce, and the
Horses and Mules must be shod; so / offer
to do it cheauly. can tack OH Shoes for
less sum, but il is well known that do the
best Shoeing, and therefore solicit the pat
ronagc of the public at the above rates.
D. WHITE,
Old Horse Shoer.
Nav 1878 - 8
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New Advertisements.

NO Advertising Agent can insert an adver-
tsement in our list Of twenty six STANDARD
WEEKLIES at ten dollars line without losing
money. Those advertisers who want To obtain the
best possible circulation without expendng more
than from $50 to 500 should address GEO. p.
ROWELL & CO., 10 Spruce St., New York.
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ORGANS.
PIANOS.

PIANO BEArTrpuL Concert 0RGAN
$1,000, oxly Si25. Superb Grand Square Pianos,
cost $l,lOO, only s2jj. Elegant Upright Pianos
cost $500, only Sl55. New Style Upright Pianos
Sll250. Organs SI5. Organs II stops, s7250
Church Organs, 16 stops, cost $500, only S1l5
Elegant S375 Mirror Top Organs only Slaj. Trc-
mcndous sacrifice to close out present stock. New
Steam Factory soon TO be erected. Newspaper
with much information about cost Of Pianos and
Organs sent free. Please address DANIEL +.
BEATTY, Washington, \. ].
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Ay yer's
Hair V9!go'',
For restoring Gray Hair to
its natural Vitality and Color.

A dressing
which is at
once agree
able, healthy,
and efectual
for presmv-
ing the hair.
lFdded Wgray
Ihair is soon
restoreH In its