The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-05-23

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soop begin 10 operate Spare The ~
hst hl to ageai
sn Albany mAas vile Teceb,ll
Nefe h.m fom his ahsfsooh zap AS 10,
she dii wish be would atop snoring
10 abe waited 10 bear The then3er
hu Malaprop. dafjag the hara
weather. wac beard % ebqaire whether
The cold vas 10 any way supposed u
BE- occauosed by positive Or negative
eceeuuicity
"A Gemaa farmer dlsputed bic TAI
bll. he sai3 pays The state ur.
tse coga'y tar. add the school Tar +;
bot, BY tam I pays no total iAx. IL
got 20 so,Ai. and never bad aay
! wonder il It's soa sickness thai
mates sailors always heaying up 40.
cAors exclaimed Aubi Htpzbah. a.
she looked thoughtiuily Up from the
paper.
II am 5 miserable bachelor named
somerset cannot marry for hos
could hope 70 prevail on any young
lady. possessed o. the slightest delIca-
cy. 70 tutn Somerset
The prayer o. the Norman might
suit ibc spirit q our own time. II was,
Kind Heaven. ] do not ask for wealth
only to be placed within arms length
Of some man who has il
England. sir England rules the
seas Britannia rules the waves, ponp.
oSsly remarked an Engliahmau TO an
American That's nothing, was the
reply, every Yankee has notion Of bis
own.
Sonny, DO you know where little
boys 30 who play bali on Sunday I
asked an old lady Of little boy. Yes IN
was bis reply, down tho road about
half a mile near the fair grounds,
where nobody cant see en-.
What did the Puritans come 10 this
country for7 asked a Massachusetts
teacher Of class in American history!
To worship in their own way and make
other people do the same, was the re-
ply.
circumstances alter CAGES. Many 1
man who was designed by nature to
sing tenor in church choir is obliged
70 perambuate the earth, aud confne
himself 10 siGple melody like Umbrel-
Ia a-a-a-s and parasols to men.n.n-n-d
Don Piatt alleges that he was in
The army and drew a salary for num-
Der Of years, but he shamelessly con.
leases that he didn't kill anybody. We
would like 10 know how he justifes
himself for thus obtaining money under
false prctences
a tutor Of a college lecturing a
young man on bis irregular conduct,
added with great palhos: The report
Of your vices will bring your fathers
gray hairs With sorrow to the grave. |
beg your pardon, sir, replied the pupil;
iny father wears wig.
p. T. Barnum says; tell YOU as
q Snowman. you can't make animals
drink whiskey. They know better.
The Nouistown Herald says the show.
man Is mistaken We once hoard
woman call out Of second story win.
dow to az object that had for nearly an ,
hour been trying in vain 10 unlock The
iroat door, Drunk again, you old hog,
are your
How those last long lingering
notes dwell 10 our memory, says The ,
musical eiitic Of a Sunday paper. So /
they do 10 ours; aud our memory is
refreshed every time we look over the
old pocket book, and think how many /
times We renewed 'em, and we wish we /
had done With Time 10 our youth, for i
then we took no note Of time, aud we're
happy.
What We need 10 this country, I
says The Philadelphia Times. is a kind q
u weather that won't ruin The peach 6
crop--a KIDD that. with al our infinite
variety. we do not seem 10 have. Very I
soon after Christmas the peach crop b
begins 10 DO ruined, and il continues 10 {
he ruined With monotonous persistence {
until The last peach has been landed 10 !
the market /; is useless to talk about b
repeating the resumption act while the 6
peach crop is being ruined every Few u
minutes b
be late Artemus Ward used to
tell the following story While in
hosion, ! returned IN lbe horse car 10
iay lodgings. 4 pooty gall In specta. J,
eles 81 aear me, and was telling her
Yong man how he reminded her OF ?
young man she used TO know 10 Wal.
than Poorly soon the young man got !
cut. and kuiliuy In a sedortivc tn.,,,.a. -