The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1878-11-08

VIZ IN AsMas hAe tvsaFwe4a wffttswal
tsrrmaA# N v ~ rr~s*
- iraii n sl,vtsHr sl.shnns.ss n,st ~
ssstrsess isssl~stfse
Mr. IA sht wttulltAs ,rn nfthan,A
sssshssis AZ tsas's metas
4 sa@vtffa u hlr 4 ship h#wat
iss Lest iyssil i IN ~ larlh
tntsfss mstarw differ stsstn all ,sisss
Ia h.ss following shtst amtass
A l,,Tnntt isaAst sasis ~ know uhs,
u THE Frairas knT~si III shs lHaf
M.anras !. an'lts clubs sleaia
walk In The straight ani affas path
Nrsrn strain a l~,itts la writing N
,nn IL ,nn viii hass ~ .laten ss'if
I~neil araih
Nsa~u man asked hs friend NJ play
billiards. Thanks. ~ I'm never lucky
~ saraes ~ shill
tpnSSs Wa whipped M srhanl IN
piece III mischief DONE lss another h,,,
Verdict. u misplaced switch
M nNr ne.,i prt discouraged ii h.
1 only rrmrmirra that II. Will always ~
worth t1s. anyway IL medical students
i'rxcm Hungry Traveller "firss ol
all, hn,e yon salrr" Irish lan,llal, n
-oNl. il IL Now. 10 | l,~k like harie I"
VIZ read In Nh exchange ~ Il drunken
lahorer who cruelty leat his aped father
Such a lalrrrr IL not worthy ~ his
sirr.
Snonr sleeves arr In order, hnt wi,
cnnnsi make the girl with mole on her
arm n.lmit that she thinks the ssylr II a
gusl ono.
Tnr coast u Florida las Mosquito
inlet, Int the intcrior ~ Florida ha- y
mosquito lMr for every l~sl~tsa.. AMI
tho villains Still pursue them.
WorLp Won refer to the religion uf u
printers @de,il ~ imp riets? This
II not conun,irum. an.l hunk will mt
bc given for the first answer
Smr was stubborn woman, and when
~l,r died lcr husband planted Il willow
over her grave, ~ TINT even IN dcnth
-l,c might have willow I her own.
In these days the hy ~ less agile, Int
more persistent. W. ,lo not consider
the change an Improvement from ih.
bald headed point " view. Nr~ Hdren
Register.
W.BB HAYES Fremont pirl lives two
miles ont of town. and many q sunday
night has W.hi,foptel IL out there to
Mr lir little dnrk fineiuunH SntHr.
Ian Night.
Tmr grand and awful difference h.
tween Il trrr aud l,nrr II hnrrnl,. III"
tie tree leaves Ia spring. anil the hnr,,
why. he never leaves. Syracuse Sun.
dav Time~,
TmF man who can hum hymn while
joining sfove*pipc IN good enough ~ wink
right into fnll membership of any
church, without probation. a GtHftH.
matt breakfast Tnbfr.
Tuis IL the season oi tile ,ear when
tine night MIR II very dangerous. hut ile
girls face death III front gates with tl,n
mme hcroism which llns always beer,
one of the ehicfrst alornn.ntr af thu
sex.
MoNT Di.ASr has u cold In its lend,
but Etna fires mp II son ever hint that
there ~ mn eruption NJ its mouth.
This Ii u mountainous statement. Int il
comes from I'll. steep and rugged patl,
of truth.
THf English lanR.inaa cnnnot le enn'
sidered perfect until boil II spelled
III nnch manner TINT the n,nn who hi~
one won't he nstoniaI,cd an.l staggered
when hr sces il in print Hnr,inptaH
HaWhEUe
lHEHF nre some scenes almost l,p
pure and sacred ~ bn viewed by The
ihunnhtlrsr world. tine III them II d
2tM.lound woman Will, d mole on her
chin talking baby" 10 n i.ounce IN.
nnry bird In brass cage. RorhlaHd
courier.
A Drr.MAAS wns seated III sllnr
store trying his hest ~ get his mniniry-
like frct intn number nine slipper
hni,l hr IL thu clerk Any. Mr.. Clefk,
dis warm se,lslcr isl, shrinking mp ler
slippers like der tuyfel. Dond i?
Efmird Gaxettc.
A MAGAZINE contains n sonnet "On
Returning Consciousness. There II
ilo foot note, nn.l the reader /. left IN
the dark IN 10 whether thu poet Nn~
stepped on by u pile driver. or kicked
over tho fence by the family m,lls.
OH city Derrick.
Az eccentric individual hangs pili i
gorgeous siRlboard. informing pcsle-tri.
ans TINT lie treats the feet ~ II feet
cared 10 H. treated. Now il H. Men. ~
Offer 10 treat hnrsl-up men who like ~
get "cornel," hr would he something
like 4 ,hilnntl,ropi~t.
.