The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1878-01-25
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tho man "Ho o"OiC Ou - CRl III
ming to observe, with great feeling
"We've got but one life to live, any
way."-[N. Y. Witness.
"When your will is ready, your
feet ale light unless you happen
to be a Louisville girl.-[Courier.
Journal.
Victor Emanuel has got ahead OF
the pope, and will be established
before the latter gets therc.--[Bos-
ton Post.
The fragrant Smalls is missed
from his seat in the house
He is an ornament, aud he should
be preserved TO us.-[W Washington
Republican.
Don't give your girl a watch.
Because the old folks will make her
wear it, and inquire with great care
~lulnesS what time you went home
Sunday night.-[Rochester Demo
crat.
The Bible says: "Of all things.
wisdom is profitable to man."
That's so. A man never calls his
wife a bald headed woman but once.
.-[Oil City Derrick.
A Montana justice of the peace
doesn't splurge any when he marries
a couple. He says: Arise! Grab
hands! Hitched !! Six dollars" And
that is all there is TO it, Montana
Herald.
An old proverh says that "the
anvil lasts longer than the hammer"
This is probably the only consola~
ton the undermost man in a fight
has.-[Pensacola Herald.
1t would be sad if the polar wave
of %paciication from New Hampshire
should cool the fever of Ben. But.
ler'S brow and chill the ;ncandes.
cent heart of Conkling.-[Lowell
Courier.
The Indians have added a new
codicil to their demand for ulster
o%vercoats. They say they will have
helmet hats, or take the warpath as
soon as tue grass grows.-[Keokuk
Constitution.
The reason that Bnrdette could
not find his brother photographers
in New York was because he called
about the hour that the New York
collector is on the war"path.-[N.
7. Herald.
Foot muffs are the latest fashion,
lble wrinkle. The contractor who
s making one for "a Burlington
has commenced operations in
he Philadelphia exposition build
ng.-[Burlington Hawkeye.
A Utica somnambulist was res
emily found ~parading the streets in
night.shirt and a heavy rain
torn. Some persons think this is
mother sign Of the revival of the
Id whig party [Courier Journal
Every day each one of the Chs
ago papers accuses all the other
Jhicago papers of utter incapacity
d. discussing the financial question;
nd every day the intelligent reader
sels that there are good grounds
n such a charge. [Chicago Times.
1t is said that when MacMahon
gned the document announcing
is surrender, he closed his eyes so
lat he might Tot see the letters.
ut Mac was not peculiar in this.
Ie see manuscript every day that
as apparently written when its {
lthors were fast aslcep-[Cincin-
ati Enquirer.
A Western man announces that
. has invented an article, which, .
r its elastic qualities, is pro |
1unced superior to the conscience {
the St. Louis dIrectory-Gan.
vondcrs will never cease. Get it |
ltentcd quick, for "the other end
the bridge is hard to beat on a
ose things.-[St. Louis Post. {
"Fernsprecher" is what the te'e> +
zone is named when it reaches 1
ermfany. This is very appropriate, c
it signifies ''far speaker This a
minds us that the Indian name is g
'aal-leaf-own," meaning man, Il
lo- talks-on-a-string," The ignorant z
dian having no knowledge of
re.pulling,. and consequently no d
ord for wire.-[Baltimore Gazette. b
An Eastern Shylock is so strongly II
,dded to monometallic theories p
at when his prospective so~n'in,law D
id that when his (the E. So u
lighter had a silvery voice, he W
,ked the young man down the e.
mt steps, and chased him around IT
} block. He declines to fix a day IL
the young man TO resume pay "
mt of his addresses to the discon- ..
ate girl.-[Hartford Courant.
What an awful leveler Time is u
neral Buffers son is serving in pc
p same regiment as tie colored Ia
let, Mr.. Flipper. The ebony u
cts the pearl, ana the dusky "a
altern diaes at the same table w
h the fair haired. spoon>fed child Ii
Beast Butler. Possibly this item M
: make The general regret having IL
e shaken his fist at the reporters :"