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The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1878-01-12
CHANCERY NOTICE.

State Of Illinois, County of Alexander
Circuit court OF Alexander county January
Tenn, 1875.
UrDa.neJ Lonhienne VS. Mary f. Lophienne.
Bill for i'ivOrce-ln Chancery.
Affidavit OF the non-rt siience vi Mary f Lon
hlenne, the defendant above named, having
been nied in the Office ( the clerk OF .aId
court VI Alexander county, notice 10 hereby
wen TO the said III president defendant
that the complainant filed his bill Of com
plant in said court on the chancery side thereof
On the 10Th hay Oi October, D. 1871, anu thai II
summons hercupOn issued out of s,i cOurl
against said d PENDANTS, re;urnabie ON he
first Monday in the month OF JANUARY, A. Il.
1875, ~ is by law required. Now. tnreiJre,
unles. GU, The said Mary T.. Lonhlenne. shh !
pc sonSiy be and appear before the said circuit
court 81 Alexander county on rhe nrut day OF
the next term thereof 10 be holden the court
house in the city of Cairo, in salu county on III,
fret Monday In the month OF JANUARY, \. A..
ISIS, aud plead, answer or demuI 10 shld bill OF
Omplnint, the same and the ma ,ers nj tning
Their in set forth, will be taken rs confessed, and
deer e,tntere,i against You according 10 the
prayer Of said bill.
JOHN A. REEVE, llerk
W c. MuLKEY Complainant's Solicitor,
Cairo, Ills. Oct 10Th y. ID ls77 CIV
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WASHINE

A new and wonderful invocation for
washing. Washes like magic; better thar
soap tor washing anything; washes in one
third of the time washes IN hard OF soft,
hot or cold water; the only preparation
sver inverted that will proven woolens
from shrinking; worth 'our times It's price
tar him, runnlap. ul.na
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BAD BREATH

Nothing Is so Unpleasant, nothing 80 common
as bad ul ath and 10 yearly every case u cDlhes
irOm the Stomach AMI can De 80 easily eoffeol-
II you wiz t.Ag simmons Liver Regulator,
DO not urgiect 30 cure u Ielii,uy Tor LIS IT,
mi i've dl ord 4 Will ais Improve 'oui
aup lite, con plexOu and q neral Heath.
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Daniel F. Beatty's
PIANOS an ORGANS.
REATTvrIANos Grand sou.NE

BEATTY r NC H saa Gr fS'aHs
aud BrATtY'S ELEBR ,rEn COLLEEN
TONGUE PARLOR OR AN are the sweet Il
toned and mos perfect instruments ever before
man iactured in this or any other country The
The world Is challenged 20 equal them Best
discounts and terms ever beiOr given. Rock
Bottom panic prices now ready to John. us
agents aud The truie IN general IN airr :
These celebrated instruments (rlner fhno or
Orgau) boxed and shipped anywhere, on five to
fit, on days les trial Monty funded and
freight charges paid both way i in amy way
tfucioI!. Fully w,rraned for six years
strictly hrst-class. Extraordinary lib 'rul
Iscounts given to Churches, &C. u0ls Lodge
HALL. Ministers, Teach rs, etc, in order to
have them ia roiuced Il once where have no
agents. Thousands now IN use. New Illus
tratel ADVERrlZER tcatalogu- edit my, with
list of testimonials. row rea y, sent free. rs
tabli- he'd In lshD. Address,
DANIEL +. BEATTY,
decl-diy Was ington, n. j
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Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher

recommends It 20 all hou-r kee pers, says:
"rhty will rejoice both Tor economy's 'eke
AID the saftey OF tLeir clothing, and that 1t
can no more injure clothing or hands than
common warm water"
SEABUWY IL JOHNSON,
q Platt Street, New York.
EI Barclay Bros. will supply trade in
Cairo
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SICK HEADACHE

This distres sing sllllction occurs most iTe-
queutly he pistul lance Oi the sIOiH@ch,
ar,sins from imprrieCtly dtEeovd contents,
cAuBer a seytre pain ia IN heal, accompanies
with dlsagreeafd" uau-ea, aud tAis continue
Sh,t /, l,9u,l MY known Us sick lle.idAcuc For
uTyfuut rtil.f
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VOL. 9.

TIE CHEAPEST f. AND BEor FAMILY MED
IClNElN THE WORLD.
For DYSPEPSIA CoNsflPAlioN ,Jandi,e
illous attack, SICK HEAuALlt' SYhGh
re slon / spirits, sOLh sIoMA,h' he-i
Blu u, ETC. etc nj, IA ,yar-
This uuri7alied Southern keiheuy 49,
ranted not Ia contain WtlHe VI ne''"t''
or any il furious suD6tabce, but Us
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NOTICE.

II 10 ordered that u special term Of the Alex
ander Circuit Court be commenced and held at
the court house In tn city Of CAIRO IN Monday
the 3lst day Of DE eml,er. ID. 1877 Said term
N he devote exclusively to The hearing Of Chan
Gerry causes ami the transaction Of business on
the Chancery docket JOHN \. REEVE,
Circuit Clerk.
CAIRO, LIS. Nov. %, 1877
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Investigators II natural science have demon
strated beyond controversy, that Throughout, the
animal ngdom the survival OF the hltest" Is the
only law that vouchsafes thrift and perpptuty.
Does not the same principle govern the Commercial
prosperity Of uani An IN erior cannot supercede
superior article By easOn Of upenor merit, r
Pieme's standard Medicines have ouuivaied all
others Their safe ia the United States alone ex-
ceedN one million dollars per an um, while the
amount exported foots up to -everal hundred thou
sand more No bushes, Oull grow TO such gig n
&c proportions and rest upon any other basis than
that II merit.
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TO CONSERVATIVES.

Consumption, that scourge ct humanity, IL
the great dread o. the human family, In all civil
led Countries
feel onudent that am In possession Of the
only sure, infiliihle remetly-now known to
he profession tor TIE speedy positive cure OF
hut treat disease, and lie InwelComr coscom
itants, viz! Catarrh, Asthma, bronchitis, Ner
vous debility. etc.. etc. am old fogy. be-
liUve In medicine. Twenty eight years expe-
riebee n busy practitioner IN the beat con-
sumption hospitals In the oil and new world,
has taught me the value OF proper meIiUu ton
both local and constitutional In the cur OF '"s
great enemy vi our race have found II. At
! am depressing started -ui to say t. thor.
suffering with c0nsumpt ~ or any oi tn above
mala,iies, that by address IL me giving symps
toms, they shall he PUT In possession iOthis
great boon, without charge, and shall have the
benefit Of my experience In thousands of case
successfully trea!el' tu!l particulars. di'ec.
instructions for successful treatment 1T your
own home, will In received BY you BY rSturn
mall free Of charge. by addrcsAng "
DR. JOHN s. BURNETT,
vsllv ie7 PATERSON Atrsat Louisviji
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LEGAL NOTICE

Is hereby given to Joshua q. Hall ss admins
traitor de bonls non OF tn e. tate OF III SEA lark
deceased, aud EtwIp BraiRar, of the pendenc,
In the ircuit Court Of Alexander count, Hi
nois. of bill in cha Gerry TO iOreclose u mort
>hiDman, Louisa N shipman Jos IN W
Drexel and Charles Edward Tracy, rs Receiv
ers of the Cairo and Vncen es railroad. and the
Cairo and Vine .nn's railroad company IRE de-
iendnnts, and Charles H,lten, MS Receiver OF
Of he Mutu Life Insurance Compan," Of
Chicago, is complainant and that the summon
in saii cause !, returnablp on the first day o the
the January term, \. u. 1873, OF said Court TO
be holden At the Court House, in the city OF
Cairo, In said county. on the first NJ inlay Of
said month. Dated Nov. 9th, 1877.
JOHN A REV Clerk OF said Court
SAMUEL =. WHISTLER, Solicito of omplaint
d5w
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SCHOOL TEACHERS. II, Irr i ssa s:;
your salary by devoting very email portion Of
your leisure time to my interest 10 not ex.
pect You to canvass for my celebnltcd Beaity's
Pianos s., ana Organs gn"s yop ser NJ to but ths
profitable. Full particulars Ore. Address
DANIEL r. BEATTY, Washington, n. J.
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Dr.PierCa's faVOrite Presentation,

The term, however, Is bnt feeble expression
OF my high appreciation of its value, based upon
nv own personal observation. As Il Close OBJ
server, have, while witnessing its positive re-
suits IN the few special diseases incident 10 The
separate organism OF wOmau, singled il out as
the climax or browning gem of my
medical career. On lis merits, as u p0si-
tive, sie and e0ectual remedy for this class
OF diseases, anil one that will, at all times and
under all circumstances, act kindly and In har-
monr with The laws which govern The female
system, am willing 10 stake my reputation rs
physician. Nay, even more, 50 confident am
that II VII not disappOlnt the most sangune
expectation , Of single Invalid lady who use, il
for any Of the ailments for which recommend it,
that offer and sell !; under A POSITIVE
GUARANTEE. II a beneficial effect is not
experienced by the time twO-thirds Of the con-
tents of the bottle are used, will, on return Of
the bottle, two-thr,ls OF the medicine having
been taken according to directions, ami the case
being one for which recommend IT, promptly
refund the money paid Tor 1t. Had not the
most perfect confidence in its virtue, collld not
olIer Il a. do under the conditions; buI hay
Ing witnessed It's truly miraculous cures In thou
sands Of cases, ] feel warranted and
perfectly safe In risking both my
reputation ana my money on It's
merits.
The following are among those diseases In
which nv faVOrite Prescription has
worked cnre., as il bv magic, and with GER
tnntv never before attained bv any medicine:
EACto-Ne
Monthly Periods, Suppression- when from I'm.
natural causes, Irregularities, Weak Back, Pro-
lapsns, or falling Of The Uterus, ARteverslon and
Retroversion Bearing Down Sensations, Inter-
nal Heat, Nervous Depression, Debility, Des-
pnndency, Threatened Miscarriage, Chronic
Congestion, Inflammation and liberation OF the
Uterus. Impoencv, Barrenness, or Sterihtv, Fe-
male Weakness, and very MANY other chronic
diseases incident 10 woman not mentioned here.
H. al affections Of this nature. nv FayOnle
Prescription works cures the marvel OF
the world. This medicine 10 no. eNtol a. u
cure.ali, but 1t admirably iulalls n single.
ness OF purpose, being mos, perfect
spcriic IN al chrome diseases Of the sexual svs.
TEN Of woman. II will mol disapp0lnt, nor will
II do harm, IT. any state or condition.
Those who desire further information on
these subjects can obtain it in THE PEOPLES
COMMON SENSE MEDICAL ADVISER, a book
of over yOO pages, sent, postpaid, ON rece pt
Of $3.50. II treats mmuey OF those diseases
peculiar to Females, and gives much valuable
advice In regard " tie management OF those
affections.
rAVORITE PRESCRIPTION SOLD
BX ALL DRUGGiSTS.
R.V, PIERCE, N, D., PropI,
BUFFALO, ". "
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p. p. p. ?.
DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant
Purgative
Pellets.
Purely Vegetable. No Care IL Qulreu
while Using them.

The Little Giant Cat artic or MULTUM IN
PAkNO PHISl,. scarcely larger than mustard
seeds, and are sugar-cuated he, rem we The
essty OF TAX ng the GREAT crude drastic, sickeu
lug piI S heretofore SO much in use
AS remedy for Headache Jiz, iuess, Rush Of
Blood to the IL al, lightres, about the Chest, Bad
asIe IN the Mouth EruclationS rom the stomach
Bilious tacks, Juund,e Pam the kdneys,
iiighly- olo Ell Urine, and Itetnal tever Dr
Pierce Pleasant turgative Pedets are unsurpassed
Furthermore, won d say tn / Ihet action !, uni
Versal not a gland Gaping the 7Sitiye impress
Age does not impair the prope lies hese re cts
ID y are sug r-coated aud mel ,sed IL as bottles
their virtues the ehy being preserved Lnimpair, "a
oT any eugth OF time 50 thit they a IS fresh
and reliable This is not the Case with IN Sc ills
which ar put up ia cheap wooden or pasteboard
boxes, ! he uaily U Of Two Pellets has cured the
most obstinate cases of ScrofJa letter salt rheum
Eryslpe'as, Bots. Bot,heS pimples sore EYES
ami Er ptions ihry re, however recomme ded
% be taken in come ton with the q llden Aiedica
Discovery in order to secure the best results.
DR.. PicrCo'S
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SJCN PAINTERS wsne =, y ,s s.e 1Iv; :ss
Stutes and Provinces 70 anAwer this advertise
washington, n, J..
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Benson,s Cal cine Plaster
VI Man,

By nm immense practice, extending through
period " years, having within that time tre,lei
many thousand cases II tho e di eases peculiar
TO woman / have been enabled u perfect a
most 20 ent anil agreeable medicine That meets
tie indications pre- ented by that elias. OF dis
ca e. with positive certainty and eXactness.
To designate this natural specific compound,
lllIa uumpl II
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The Difference.


The ordinary Porous Plaster, on account
d its peculiar mechanical action, il esteem
81 an article Of I'm, rit; but Benson's Cag cine
{ Hou- Plaster Is considered IN article OF
extraordinary merit. 1t las the same
mechanical action and, In add Il n. pos
ses es medicinal qualities OF remarkaal"
nature, which causes IL 10 act at once,
reiieye pam imme diately, and cure where
other p rous Pla-tsrs will not even relieve
For rheumatism, Lame an Weak ok. Spna
Disease, Crick in the Back Kidney Diseass.
Sprains and Bruises, severe Pains and Stitches
Weakness Of the Back c.
The manufacturer Of
Benson's CAP cine Plaster
Received the ighest Med, at the Centennial
lii now the STANDARD remedy. Its as
.onlshing pain relieving and streng theniDg
lual lies attracted the attention the Cen
tennial jurors and thousands OF pDysician.
who Vi lted the Centennial, who pron"unc
ed It the best RENE y ever invent. for ~
rOve ailments. Sold Ply IL Druggists
Price. % cents.
Esy" Barclay Bros. Will supply the trade
In Calrl.
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TAKE SIMMONS llV6P
REGULATOR, OR MEU-
lC NE,

Contains four medical elements, never
found Ia the same happy prop rii0n 10 nhy
oIhrr pr parailOn, VIZ gentle Calhar'l I"
powrriul tonic, Il unexceptlrhahl" alt"ra i've
and certain Corrective Of all impurllie. u
he body Sueh-isnal success, h attended IL
nut al II lie now Regarded as the
kFFECIUAL SPECIFIC
As ltemedy IN
MNLARloU> FEVER. BrhE com
PLAINS, DYsPtP IA, MENTAL Dtrn :.
ICN HkSILt rSNEs~, JAUNDiCk NAl-
So SICK HEAD NCHb. CO. IL CONS liz =
ALTON and 81 iOUSNE-s
iCHAs 40 EQUAL
Armed with this ANTiDOTE, all changes OF
climate and water and food uay he faced with
out fear. A kenI dy 10 hALAklOi
FEVERS, 80 VII Z rMPLAINIo, hESI
Lks.NEsS, JAU\DlGE, \ ,L>tA,
,AUFACiUEED ONLY BY
j. II Il LIEN,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Price 500. Sold by all Druggi-t7.
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PECULIAR TO
FEMALES

Favorite Prescription IL Powerful Restorative
Tonic To th' 'ntre system Its an-ryin. Of un-
surpassed efficacy, and il. gu ct nervous
irritation II strengthens the emf ,bl, d nervous
system, th'r by restoring t TO heal hfu vigor
Inc following seHses are among those in " hch
The FavOrile frescripti n has work magic
cares, viz Leucurrh9i. or Whites" Excess
rive H. wing Painful Mensiruatiun Unnatural
suppress ions, Weak b eek, Prolspsus, or ia ling
OF The Uterus. AnteversI u, Eetrovei sion Pew
| down Sensatio Chronic Co ge,tion. In
d ,uiln alton and Ulcerati0t OF the Uterus Inter-
nal Heat, Nervous Depression, Debility Des-
pondsnc, and very niany other chronic diseases
peculiar {, women, but not mentioned here.
The following Ladies' are a few ni the many
thousands who can TESTIFY TO the eilic cy DR..
Pi rce's Favorite Prescription from experience
and observation:
Mrs Cnrnelia Wilson, Peosts, Iowa, Mrs Thos
Methvin ia crer'. Station, q MIST \ Sew
m, ur, Rome n Y; Mrs Francis iiu,wick Yer.
sailes ONO; Mts Leroy Putnam, North VIII T.
ton, PA ms Mary a iIunol,, Epina NJ Mr.,
Mary A Frishe, china Pa: Mrs d X Gill.
thilicofhe, ohio; Mrs Harriet E Nal ne ~ est
s. rinsfed. Pa, Mis- X HI g. Emp ria X n;
Mis-. Louise r+tt l,ndsevilie, Mass; Mrs l.
l'ashied. Norfolk Va; Mrs Allison Proctor
Iowa Mrs j Vernon It, Tn mas, Ont; Mrs
) y MOAN, th3 \orth toward street, B,ltimore,
Md Mrs Lucy Callnnn Bar esvile, Ohio. Mrs
Sane Nc aughi J,ff rson Iowa; Mr., l. u
steu rod, trenl hip, Y Miss Ellen CAdy.
W,s'hel T. Y; Mrs Anthony Ammb, Verona
Ny Mrs b \ ooss, Guni Il pids, Mich; Mrs
rrences can he given at the W0rl rs Dispensarv
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NO. 3O2
DR.. PIERCES'
STANDARD
REMEDIES,
NATURAL SELECTION.

Are not adveIti1ed as "cure -als =" hut are speci-
les in The diseases Tor which they are recon-
nrndrd
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By reason OF its Alternative properties cures diseases
vi tho Bloc and SAin rUtuid, or hing's kvil (:
lumos Ulcers, or Old Sores iilotche- implies ,
and Enptions. hy virtue OF It's pectural proper
ties, It cures Bronchi i, Throat AID La z Afie =
tiOns, lncipent on umption Lingering Coughs;
ami hrORiC Larry IitS, It's Jhulil e properties
render Ian un' qualed remedy tor b iOusness; Tor.
pd LAYER, or Liver Z mpaln; - and lis Tonic
properties make IT equally eiteacou- in curing lnd-
gIsuon, Loss Oi ppeIlte and Dypepsla
Where the skin is "a low and red with blot
n and pinplsS or whert there are sc oIulUuS at
tections and swe Iings few bIlt Of Golden Med
lcai Discovery wiz cite enIe cure II YOU feel
dull, drowsy debi itatrd have sallow color OF skin
or yellow sh brow spots n face or Oody fTequ nj
headache or di22.n'ss bad tsse in mouth Internal
heat or chA allernatrd with hot nushes, low spirits
and gloomy iorebO1lngN irregular ap tite and
tong!e coated, You ere suffering from Torpid Liver
OF Bilious ts,.' In man Casts of Liver ON
paint,' only part Of III Sc sympt ms ar, exper-
fenced Us remedy {. all su h tses Or. Pi.rce's
Golden Med cal ID scovery has equal as Il eff. cts
perfect cures, LEAVING the liver strengthened and
h..
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COMMISSIONERS SALE.

In pursuance ola judgment Of McCraeken Gem
mon Pleas Court rendered at its september Term
1877, in the action OF j. II Terrell's Administra-
tor plIintf againstJ, Ii. Terrell's heirs, etc. de-
PENDANTS, | will on
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-01-19

WEBsTER's PRESIDENTS MEssAGE.-
Webster, as Secretary of State under
Harrison, had worrisome time about the
Presidents Inaugural Message. He
wrote one out himself, aud .en1eavored
to make Harrison accept it, but that
worthy was oDdurate; he had prepared
his own and was determined to read it.
Webster told his friend Harvey that
he was annoyed because the Message
was, according to his judgment aud
taste, 50 inappropriate. 1t entered
largely into Roman history, and had n
great deal to say about the States of an
tiquity and the Roman proconsuls and
various matters OF that kind. Indeed,
the word "proconsul" was repeated in it
a great many times. When he found,
says Mr.. Harvey, that the President WAS
bent upon using his own inaugural, Mr..
Webster said that his desire was to modi-
fy it, for as it then stood, he said, it had
no more to do with the affairs Of the
American government and people than q
chapter in the Koran. General Harrison
rather reluctantly consented 10 let him
takeit Mr.. Webster spent portion of
the next day in modifying the Message.
Mrs. SeatOn remarked to him, when he
came home rather late that day, that he
looked fatigued and worried. Said she,
II really hope nothing has happened"
"You would think something had hap
pened," he replied, "if you knew what
l have done. have killed seventeen
Roman proconsuls - dead ~ smeits,
every one Of them"
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Wit and HumOr.

HOUSEHOLDER advertises rooms to lot
to gentlemen furnished with gas.
GREAT domestic contest after the
honeymoon-Which shall be the speaker
Of the new house.
THEY have a noted horse in Georgia
named Melon, whose gait was said to be
asort Of cante(r)lope.
"WHAT is patiencef" asked q teacher
OF a class of children. "Wait wee, aud
dinna weary" answered . little Scotch
girl.
"TnEREs ono thing" said a seedy-
looking man, Tin which I'm always sure
toget full measure, and that's . peck of
roubles!"
sHorKEErRR Of great experience
kNyS that however tslkative clerks may
DC during the day, they are always ready
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