West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1878-03-30

SVAy csiled nim joseph Dartsr, ex-
cspt few psrlits fsllsrs what call
81 BIN Mister Dartsr. But you see
some psopls couldn't stood good
times oo nors'n they could iSiurs
Wild hornets nest In their trowssr
lsg In nay maxim tins. They hssrd
all about them wicked Dimosssts
whst kept niggsrs TO raise cotton,
rice, corn Psns and good t.rbacksr.
50 you see sons people was dread
iul Pious and said az how them mig.
gers must be sot free, tsrba oksr or
no tsrbscksr. Psrsums you hssrd
bow these good people ut, blsad and
died, jist to set the niggsrs free any.
how. Well ist as soon az Joseph
Dsrtsr the sane bsin a Dimoerst.
Married Nancy. these good people
what fell rem grace, and jinsd the
publicaas, all jist turned up their
ploas noses for spite AMI called 10.
seph Dartsr, Joe Dartsr, OLD Joe
Barter and all sieh names. You
see now jist how it tIs yourself, 80
we'll tell you who Nancy was before
she married Joe, reckon you knowsd
her, she was Heartsmashsr. Ey-
cry body in all the country hserd or
read OF the Heartsnasher family
They were ell dreadful fond OF ter.
hacker, specially Nsncy. When joe
aud Nancy was courtin Joe was al
ways mighty kssriul to take her a
nice plug Of good tsrbacksr, and
she loved joe to distraction. Sh.
says she usver cant forRit them
days. Now that's the perticklers
aud Before dissmissin this subject
| would jist like TO AZ Mister cad"
II ne went please send Nancy plug
OF rail good terbacksr. 1t would
please her mszsnly. You've all
hesrd Of our distrsssin misfortune
this winter and OF Jos's Affections
You heerd as how Mister "Once A
Week was jist goin to send Nancy
a plug Of fret rate store tsrbacker
right OF, but be tuck mighty good
care TO foreit all about 1T.
Since the school casters Instsrtoot
was in Auroarry, there's been dread.
inI sxeitin times in the land. Our
little Constable what wanted 10
show that widow Mines what shot
at him jist how to lesvy on bed,
had dreadful fuss with our Squire.
Jlst about some money and SIGH
things. As they belong to me.up
they didn't fight any but Nancy
heerd that one Of EN- cuss ed and'said
some powerful nasty words. The
Constable wants to 60 10 law, but
the Squire don't, and 30 they dent
sleep together any more no how.
Its mighty distressin when our
Squire and Constable cant divide
the spilss Of office without fussin
and cussin.
Nancy has bssrd some shocksn
moose OF late. She hesrd all about
Hampton" goin down on Salt
Lick tother week. and as how he
lost his shirt. Nancy jist thinks
that somsthin dreadful happen,d
down there any how, She hsint
heerd yit il the widder Nine shot
At him or not. She thinks if he
jumped clear cut Of his shirt that he
was dreadful skesred anyhow. It's
mighty strange how be lost his lin
en- and stranger still how it list got
hid under,,a log. Nancy thinks that
Salt Lick is jist the most noted
place in all Amer:ky.
Nancy has no eibacksr and we
cant write any more this time. NAV
be some day we'll write again.
Nancy jines me in love to the Ed
ltor OF the Argus and mis- family.
Wishin you long life, pertstsrs, ter
hacker and all other biessins. we are
trooly yours now and forever.
JOE DARTER
AND
NANCY DARTER.