The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1878-03-21
ALL SORTS.

The mud dies hard.
A short paragraph-this one. faA' ~
Did Aniline ever cochineal?
Fire-alms-the gift Of load Of wood.
Mint's meat-Gold and Silver. 81,
Sweet are the uses of advertisements.
The hole thing in nutsheil-the worm.
The value of the Bland dollar lies in its
face.
Can paste diamond be fraud Of the
first water? ...,......
The Washington Post prints finance for
fiancee. Wonder if it's an error?
1t seems to Turkey like the day after
Thanksgiving, r @
The prints of good fellows-s'All Sorts"
column. n - ID
The g.obe turns. 1t has turned Dano-
cratic in Boston.
The only proper way to cat ice cream is
spoon fashion. ..sss.r = 7,.g-f.-.se
Canadian war-cry--sTo arms! There is
going to be peace" fl.1.E aA bau9i viz
Agood place for chiropodst- among the
Cornish men. F "t} 70 ra3
South America Away furnishes this oun-
try with its choicest brands of yellow fever.
Now you may begin to hear the crow
squawk and see the little crocus. s,.. t.,.
1t is becoming fashionable to spray the
hair with cologne. Let us spray. rs ri Sd.
Jonah was the first victim CT highwaymen
he was whale-laid en- the shore.
A Bridgeport man arrested for striking his
wife Mary, admitted that Mary had little
lam. M A
Mules are only $35 each in Alabama. Get
one it is not good for man to be alone.
Gentlemen's vests are made this season
with handles onto pull them down, you
know, lls.s.r
One good mimic, who feels well, can
break up an entire community provided
with telephones. ao lsa1r
The Burlington Hawkeye regrets that the
dentists of this country are so much addict
ed to the game of draw. s-a M 5l Il
A Tennessee paper has poem entitled
s'Smile Whenever You Cam" Tennessee
editors always do.
The Arkansas Hot Springs were burned.
asx hoa Of t1,ovr hot
water too hot.
"Felt Slippers sign on fremont Row,
makes bad little boys tremble as they pass
they've felt EN- so often.
A Treasury clerk fell off ladder and
broke his leg the other day. These are dan
gerous times for officials in high places.
A farmer out toward tine Ridge, who
bought kicking COW three weeks ago, all
ready talks OF withdrawing from the church.
A resentful man said of tailor, whom lie
didn't like, that there was never fit in his
shop unless customer fell in one.
| Inasmuch as all the editors in the State
have joined the Murphy movement, we
don't see any need OF press convention
| this year.
| If England does 60 to war with Russia.
and a lot of the his getsnarled up with those
Russian name good heavens! what vol
cano for the poor night editors. it
When Prof. Peters discovered the one
hundred and sixty-seventh asteroid, he
named it ''Urda,'' believing that any Urda
name would smell sweet. a-aa|
| You can teach boy that if he plays the
three and four domino on a three, leaving
the six exposed to the other end, it counts
ten, in about five minutes; but it will take
him all day at school to learn that four units
and six units make ten units.
Gilbert C. Walker has been making first
class fool of himself by violently attacking
the administration which he styles the
''chid Of fraud and maturity Of imbecility.
A little daughter of Mr.. Thomas FAINT,