The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-05-16

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When ,wo girls meet they Hiss
Wien two young tBea meet they don't
Tat saqss vho wants kissipg lbs
maai
Mat the miikmAn said when lhey
found ; asb 10 The tactical aaid Good
hsAseos. lhe bTindis cow las been II
s.lmHaiag agAia.
IA exchange says that motion oi
she Jaw will care nose bleed. We give
fair notice 70 al book agents that mo-
iion Of lbe avs will not protect them 10
this Office
IA yosng EGn from Connecticut
who went West year or so ago. has
iast been hanged IN Nevada &c horse
thief. How true is the old adage that
yoa have 70 90 away from home TO get
the Hpose
The discovery has been made that
the world does not rovolve with the
same motion that il did a thousand
years ago but il still swings round
fact enough % satisfy the man with a
heavy note coming due.
a afuRksa policeman 10 Toledo.
Ohio, Cred at dog. and narrowly
missed shooting an editor, 10 bis Office
ca the other side OF the street. The
editor wrole that policeman up.
Says the Hswkeye Alexander
ii Stephens borrowed revolver aud
sbot at tailor in Washington one day
lasl week, The statesman was arrest.
-. bot il appearing that the tailor had
picked bin up and attempted to thread
needle with him, be was promptly
discharged.
Mr Pigilder went home the other
night considerably Intoxicated and af.
dicted with double vision. he sat for
como tine with his sleepy guzc riyeted
Oh Mrs Piigilder, and then quietly re.
marked Well (hic). l hope 4 boiler II
ym two gals don't look enuG alike,
thael 70 BE- twins " 000i
"A Lowell man. who Lost bis good
character some time ago, was severely
hauled over by some OF his former
friends. 1 know II. boys, / know my
characters gore lost entirely. And.
he added. rather pointedIy, it's too con.
founded bad, for il was the only Que in
the place worth saving.
"A lady with a fatal squirt cane
once TO a fashionable artist for por-
trait, He looked at her and she look
cd at him, and both were embarrassed
lie epoke drst. Would your ladyship
permit me, he said. to take the portrait
IN proGlel There is certain shyness
about one Of your ladysbip's eyes
which is as difficult Ia art as il is lasci.
nating in nature.
What's de time o day, ole oman
said colored conntryman TO Aunt
Milly The other day, trying TO poke fun
at the brass chain that held her front
door key around that young lady's
neck Look at do clok, child OATS
built for poor folks.
Deacon Brown lately took occa.
aion to administer reproof to old Joe
iut sweating. Joe listened attentively
TO bis words. seemed to appreciate the
oHhor,aliou, aud, when he bad conclud.
ed. replica rs follews The fact Is,
deacon, that may swear great deal
aud you may pray good deal bot
neither Of us mean anything by 1t.
u Mis- Blinking at home asked
Air Saunders Of the Irish girl who ans
wered the ring at the door.
Yes, blaye she is. sir
Il she engagedf
An It's engaged you say Faith,
an | cant tell ye. sir but she kissed
Dir Vincent last evening as II she had
not secn the like nv him. an it's cu-
gagged blave they are. sir.
--sow, Il you get real mad, take
Nhip o. bean pole, and 60 to the ST.
ting fueio arpet which is snre 10 ban \
80 Inc 10 the back yard about these
dsys Imagine the carpet TO be Jones,
who refused 10 lend you bis wheeibar-
Fos. aud maui il 10 your hearts con.
tent. No objection will be inierposed,
hut on The other hand, your wife. who
stands In the Kitchen with a black
.tfesk on her nose, will gently ask you
To 20 up stairs TO help cord the spare
beds.ead BY The time you get that
done you win be prepared to 20 up
town snd--stAy.