Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-04-26
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ltlair rs Y SORT VI keely motor RaHdia
\ Express,
Our colored friends have hardly got
their full rights yet; meanwhile they
/ lay low and keep dark,
The New Orleans 7np6S has the lol.
flowing sensible and pithy sermon for
louisiana Rain less hcll and more
1 sugar.
When Nirgiun gentleman asks
another q drink, I've hlandly SAYS" Shall
We give the public debt 4 lift" And
/ they litt
\ person being asked why hc had
given his daughter IL marriage q i man
With whom he was at enmity, answer
ct, did II out ~ pure revenge"
y butter convention was held in In
dluuapolis last summon, hut il soon
melted away. The local papers re-
marked that Tho members MI spread
themselves.
There are only 500 shades Of blue.
We sometimes feel as though there
were twice rs many TauerS Fdls
Reporter,
living about i politician ncpcr hurts
Tie man lied about; II il having the
truth told that Kills him, AfW OriuHS
tUMpC.
soon the maiden nud hur lower
WIZ rub uusrS o'er the gate
And for Il cs tile ludgrt sktmlSh
IN the hath unan his plate,
Il il said Of the Chicago banks that
thirteen out of eighteen are opposed to
silver Silver is too bulky % run away
With
NJ ono ran better appreciate the act
that the world is tull Of hollow mockcr-
les than tho man whoprpnros lecture
with the title GLOW 20 Get Rich, and
then cam not make enough hy il to my
his hotel bills
The English language il inadequate
to express tho forlorn feelings III the
boy who thinks he hns stolen dime
novel, and finds il 70 be u cookbook.
One Of the most trying positions III
life is to stand outsidea circus and hear
the applause going ON under the tent.
Few there nrc Who can endure IL
A Florida negro mistoek ii nlnlo for IL
ghost and poltcd il with II sliek, The
verdict recited that ho came e. his death
hy using too short d stick IN probing
the nnknowahlc for evidence Of il future
existence Worcester Press,
4 Mississippi Judge was iast saying
that no ono but u coward would curry
II nistol, when his own fell from his
pocket and was discharged, and tho hui
Ut Iii i lawyer IL the Icy D,hoa Tree
Press
The HduleW fearH thut keeley Il I'M
kind e. his family. AT least the other
dny, one Of the neigabors found Mrs.
kooley weeping, and on asking what
appeared 10 be the trouble with her,
She said That kooly smote her
Before Boston goes entirely crazy
over that female barber, sho ought to
pnuso Il little between beams and rum-
nate upon the trouble Samson got into
by letting Il woman cut his hair. Gin-
ciaaah BredhGtSt IatL,
4 Gop took IL scat in il railroad chr
beside Il young lady, but on pcrcciying
shc had d dog he moved or with IN mir
of trcpidation. Don't be afraid, she
said, with u reassurng tone; Jip Won't
bite youhe doesn't like veal.
4 beauty who went 70 be photographed
AT il seaside resort, after taking her sent
III the chair Of torture wns thus ad-
dressed hy the insinuating operator
Now, Miss, you look at me as If was
your young man, and you'd met me
unexpected, "
a lady hearing one of her negro sor.
wants express u wish 10 learn how to
read, offered t. teach him. Slow pro-
gress, however, was made, owing to
his stupidity and inatenlion. Re
proaehing him one day with the fact
that hc was ln1y and would not study,
he said We'll, Mssuu, | tell yo' dc
trufe; MI care 10 know how to read is
do Bible, dc newspaper and dc alma
mac; 80 you see amt 50 ticlar bout
stndyin' aa &c wanted % read ebery-
thin. ."-dadreus' Basdar
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