The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1878-02-28
EN- All kinds Of seeds, fresh ant
hest quality, ut Emlrcy. Bro. Il Co.'s.

my <AiA " ~ oNS'''y ttNctt NV
hest quality, nj E'nlrey, Bro. 4 Co.'S.
Show us a woman who has no %curiosi-
ty and we will show you II curious tll:ng
keep your eye on those fellows who
manifest 50 much interest about the wei
lare Of the 'dear people"
We learn that acertain young mai IN
our town Is going t. get married soon
Look out for his obituary in about two
weeks.
We understand that some Of our
young men contemplate giving q Goldfish
party soon. And We rise to ask What In
the deuce is Il goldfish party?
If you want to hear Il fellow express
his views On the subject of eternal punish
mcnt. just he close ABOUT when he maslies
his finger with a hammer.
Eg- For substantial aud cheap goods
so to Emmei, Bro. d Co.
We received two Valentines on the
l4tli, and h I'VE this to say in regard to n
~ them: Ii the person vino sent 1t has
never stolen sheep, it rs probably the fault
OF the sheep.
Love l. intoxication."-(EI. Then, by
lingo. there is Il young man in our town
who never draws Il sober breath. his oath
in the Good Templar's Lodge to the con-
trary notwithstanding.
There is much complaint about the
roads in the country. Road 0verSccrs
should look to their business. or some in
documents might follow their negligence ,
Owing to so much rain this year very
little blowing has been done by our tarm-
ers, anu the good folks of Wine hester are
unusually backward II garden operations.
ES- For fresh and fashionable goods
go I" Embrcy. Bro d Co.
Talking about getting "sturk," re-
minds us that We had experience enough
We ever do find out the fellow who put Il
pin IN our chair. we'll shake him up lively
-.iadsls mined if we don't.
The windows in the Courthouse cupo-
Ia were decorated, last Friday after
Don with sOme of the handsomeSt
pictures we have seen for many Il day.
Mrssrs. G. G.. Phillips and Henry Finch
had them in charge, and right happy
they seemed to be,
Look here! we love to see Young folks
have fun, 1--WE have Il slight recollection
Of being quite young onrself Oncc,) but
think thai this business OF pinning old
almanacs to > fellows coat tail is liable to
be carried to extremes. Boys yet to he
men too soOn these days, anyway. Some
Of them IKE it convenient, always, to be
AT the pOStOtiice at miil-time. and the way
they "cut up" sometimes, is not calculated
to make people form Il favorable opinion
Of them. In u young days boys were
taught to keep away from the delivery un-
I'll old people were waited upon; but now
the boys just carry the delivery box by
storm.
We have been frequently questioned
as to who old 2~00-poundr, was that the
chit-chat column has given such nOtOricty
To-. us lie n n,yth 7" said one. Nv no +
he, anyhow? ?" says another. alas he
done you an injury ~ queries a third
rise to explain. Oh 2O0-poundcr is not a
old rascal has threatened to lay violent
hands on us, however, but we have out
generated him so far. We frequently
shy around the corner to avoid coming in
contact with him, bccausc-we don't be-
|Iete in being mutilated.) But, to return
to the subject: OLE 2W-poundcr. instead
Of being u myth, is Ms solid aspecimcn OF
the genus homo A. ever wore breeclies
we don't mean that he wears br-crhcs all
the tiine-his wife wears EN- when he's 1T
hOme.) He WAS born when quite young,
and Is now any where between thirty and
forty five years Of aye, and would he old
er to-day il he had been born earlier, but
that is not his fault. We hope this eX-
PLANTATION is .atisiartory-at least we are
satisfied with it,.