Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1878-04-19

solons By virtue Nv eIskshun. and even
IL large number ~ The peple did want
loksI cpshun put before the. peple, they
I'D no .riIes. that nnS renfesenlaiises
#or bound % fespeks. i6r ID not TIE
bepIe eIekl them In Be their masters 2
Hsx fhe people coy rte q ekspeks any
nnessereA passea IL WIN ~ those erufs1
- pad sFRee i hpst asshasedly
VIVA, about M ses I. My nefyuI
ses that ne claimed tn hsv Is uv The la
dies with him. He scenes awfulIy wor-
RED about il (my nefyn | mene) for he
- q crate ladies' maE. Hal ha ses
ne. We havn:t hurd from n sinse Bill
Bragedon fird bis big gun. | CESS they
will awI Ieve him pow. Tell me awl
about il, ses I. Well. ses be, We kept
np q fac awl abe ssms with ouFsgunss.
Opshun, Citizen and C.. and did crate
dele Nv damage, The ssppjng was con-
ducled BY EaIum, The crate pclitishun-.
lie told awl The laboFing men that u
WIS depriying them uv tber rites, aud he
told lesser politishBns that they must
let il alone IS II wus Ieefis dangerous.
always accompanying bis remarks with
q few knoine mods and ieefis paftisg.
Wen, what did Ball Brsgedon dot SEES
I. Well, ses be, we think he did splen-
did, but be j. dissatisfied. We wudn't
let him hav the ammunishun he wanted
Why not, ses II We cndn't spare il,
ses he. Besides, those loksl opshun-
lists are very careful R,en. We mustn't
shule eny afnnunishun q them that they
can use. He wanted borg. d0rg and
iaksss, but - agents ~ King Alko-
horl we cudnt spare awI uv them. The
borg and jakass ~ to servisabie. We
must take care Nv ourselves. We hav
80 much ekspenses. Furst, you kno,
the King pays q tribute TO the devil.
We hav ia max that up and also sup
port ourselves and pay the King an ex-
Ira. facks. AwI- nv koEse Gums cut nv
our customers, but We wudnt get i IT
we allowd them tu waste "a much. We
let him hav O pictur, nv the borg and
iakass and sent him an old yaller dorg,
q lineal descendant Nv tie wun that tript
old Noah as he was cumming out Nv the
ark and brort the old man down on the
ground and bis curse on The yaller dorg
and all bis descendants. Wadishun ses
that the crags around Mount Ararst re-
sounded with bis HI 81. Be That rs il
may, his descendants understand the
same notes. We labeled this dorg poor
mans rites in defu-ense 10 the wishes
NV Ealum. We awlso sent an old bluded
horse. He wus tu proud to work snd
We cud therefore
make his nobility plea for pity"
Very guide ammunishun ses Z, was that
awli Obi no. ses he, II was gerry
long Qun. We stuff her fulluv korse;
we put in plenty ofdirt; tisour best shot.
Then he went tu torking about hell.
Bill is very orthocks on that subject.
We can't convince him--esen Beech
er's eloquence don't hav any efekt.
He ses, abolish hell and where, oh !!
where, viii Igor / hav served King
Alkohorl faithfully in this wurid and Nv
korye hav relide on him tu use his in
fluence ia get me an offs down there,
so that 4 kan torment the lazy niggurs
that drop in. .o' -
Then he showed few drinking men.
Wv korse he made them lux nice. Then
q fu minse- pie, hypocritikal temperance
men and { hristIans who steal their
whiskey. We raLed up awl these we
cnd find, as these, together with those
who have got alkohorl down wnnce or
twice, moderate drInkers) and those
whom alkohofl have entirely overcum
(drunkards) ar that class that can't be
used agenst rs agen.
Well, ses he, we hav torked long
enuff, Jet us take drink and enjoy
game. He put out his bottle, and ]
found il a very gud artikle, compown-
ded he sed nv strychnine, opium, stra-
monium and sdm uther things with fur
rim names. His pine-top was out he
sed. We sumo got up game NV sent
borg. While enjoying our game. Ihap-
pened to spy Mr.. Snodgrass. Why.
ses I, I thort you was for lokal opshun I:
Well, ses he, wus at furst, hut you see
] am liking up for sertin offs and Ea-
lum, the CRATE polytishun, advized me
TO Lee Il alone, as 10 didn't take among a
sertin class. Our delegates, he sed, at
Annapolis wer about ia take hold Nv il.
but I cortioned them agenst il, for !
kno that alkohorl is our gratest ally.
We can stele votes So esily with bis
help. I am now inclined TO believe that
Ealum is rite. I am determined tn hav
my offs If MUMMY and whiskey can get
il, SO I thort wud tax his advise and
kepe qniet. You did rite, ses 1.
4 We enjoyed ourselves until quite late,
and when We parted awl seemed elated
al the ideer that we eud enjoy our be-
lived sport two more years.
eEe -F - Your friend, 1#