Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-05-04
OFFICIAL PAPER or LYON COUNTY.
ALL SORTS Of ITEMS.


Hard to beat The spring carpet.
Cremation Il the burn from which
no traveller returps."
There isn'ta vegetable that can
ketch up with the tomato.
England is Of the opinion that the
Russian bear is l'ugly beast.
Poor old Beecher! He is hanging
once more upon the ragged edgei
Assignee-Is the chap who has
the deal and gives himself four
aces.
Hydrophobia may be pr vented
by climbing fense till the dog
passes.
IL WAS a bald headed clergyman
who took for his text, "ihe hairs at
our heads are AL numbered.
Thirty seven men have been
hanged IN New York in four years.
New York is the Hempire state.
1t is not, necessarily true that a
woman IL q thief because she hooks
her SISTERS dress behind her back.
Ent.and has good standing
army .Ahd the stiiler it stands"
saws the t'zar, 1.-The better 1t will be
f,r it,"
"Wny did Joseph's brethren cast
him into the pitt" "Because they
d,hnr want him in the family
Circle
The chinese commander of the
~ h,..
tour inrheS long. hat bea the
Old scratch
They AYE very particuiar-thev
wou'dn't a'ioN = mai wagon To stop
opp.,site The Aouan's hotei in New
York. r. r. s'
Everybody likes hot steak, but
when L comes up 'vered with Gin
ders YIN can justly complain Of il
~ coa ed meat.
woman -uffr4ge has h,l its an
nuai defeat n the Ms-~achuse,f.
Legislature. The vote was about
evenly DIVIDED
a Detfoi woman was the aher
dav rel ing about darniug three
holes out at a possible four in her
husbands socks.
Mr. Moth has made his appear
ance in his drsb Spring overcoat
He canphor The season, and is much
sought after by the ladies'.
The phonoeraph is like the small
brother of a young lady. II wilt re
peat everything said in its presence
without regard Ia bushes.
The war; boundaries OF Constanti-
nople will have to he drawn ina little
in order to get the capital inside the
limits Of the new map Of Turkey.
Old Deacon Dobson a. ways boasted
that he was "prepared for the worst
and his neighbors thought he got 1t
when he married his second wife.
All over the country doctors are
organizing medical associations for
mutual protection. Sick people
should do the same thing while they
have strength left.
Go''d name for woodcutter--
Hugh.
Kansas is settling up. Go thou
and do likewise.
The best perfumery is not always
scent from Cologne.
The British lion wants to insert its
clause In the peace treaty.
The farmers say that it takes
mighty good soil to raise a mort.
gage.
New London isn't much ON states
men, but she produces a very gond
article of clans,
The rage for the antique has
ceased. Even an old note of hand
has lost its value.
The impression that tramps have
been lega,ized as a circulating me-
dium has no foundation in fact. d,
The CJurier Journal IN ,kes the bald
assertion that it Is steam from the
brain that makes men bald headed.
II anybody proposes to feel blue,
let it be remembered that there are
about three hundred shades Of that
color. llt el.p9lEYs ualIt .t3
Montgomery Blair has no show for
aCabinet position. He will be laid
on the table, or under it,with his reso-
lutIons.
The Chinese have notion thtt
!"" saul "fa poet passes into grTss-
hopper, because 1t sings till it
starves. iaN, - - e
II money could be borrowed as
easily AS trouble, how round should
sreu IN front some men would soon