The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1878-10-11
NEW NOR -WEsTERs.
The only thing that "woe" makes
hn,,,rr ;r a lhnu horse

The only thing that "woe" makes
happy is a lazy horse.
Potter, the wheelbarrow lunatic, has
reached San Francisco
The Chinese of San Francisco have
| given 81, 200 to the yellow fever sufferers
fund.
| --Gustave Dore hopes soon to make
tour of observation in the United States and
! Mexico
If you do not want to be robbed of your
good name do not have it printed ON your
umbrella.
Who says there are no heroes Chas.
Brown, OF Chicago, married widow with
90 children.
They are going to straighten up the
leaning tower of Pisa. The Italians be-
lieve in the plumb-line more than romance.
Secretary Schurz says that all the state
ments relative to his aspirations to the
Missouri State Senatorship are absurdly un-
true.
Petitions to Matt Carpenter to become
State Senator continue to circulate in Wis
consin. The headings prove that Matt is
still good penman.
The Marysvllle Appeal utters an un-
contr overtible truth when it says that half
the poverty in San Francisco charged to
politics is attributable to stock gambling.
Secretary Eyarts has farm in YER
mont. He keeps seven men to work it t.
one to blast the rocks and the other six to
| haul 'em off on another mans land.
A toothbrush that sheds bristles will
do more to exaspera te man than anything
| else we know of, unless it be drinking soup
at table with one leg shorter than an
| other.
An artist once painted an angel with
six toes. "Who ever saw an angel with
six toes?" people inquired. "Who ever
saw one with less ?' was the counter qres-
tioR.
"A doctor went out hunting and on
coming home complained that he hadn't
killed anything. "That's because you
didn't attend to your legitimate business"
said his wife. ..-
| When young man has learned to con-
sumo cigarettes in an artistic manner by
ejectiug the smoke through his nostrils, life
is no longer barren ideality, but as real
as bar of soap.
With characteristic impudence Gen.
Butler alludes in his speeches to those
grand old men, the original Abolitionists
who sided for liberty. He omlts all men,
tion of the fact that he was among the most
bitter prosecutors Of those grand old men.
Hampton is the rising and Alexander
Stephens the sunset star in the south. The
old Georgia veteran will never again take
his seat in Congress, says the Wilmington
Star, but the Charleston NeDs and CeU-
rier announces that Hampton is once more
reSUur ss-st-~ .1~>sea+sss
time huzzas.
-Beecher usually has hay fever in the
Autumn so that he cannot return to his
congregation until October, being com
palled to remain in the White Mountain
air. This fall he is leeturing for $40, 600
in California, and his Christian Union says
he is not suffering from hay fever. Cali
fornia has a remarkable climate.
The illness of Alexander Stephens has
this time taken dangerous form. He has
Just had two hemorrhages from the lungs
the first attacks of the kind ever expe-
rienced by him-and his friends IN Georgia
and warm admirers all over the land fear
that the brave little body will soon sue
cumb.
Washington Star: There are number
of Republicans dissatisfied with Secretary
Gorham, of the Republican Cam paign Com
mittee. The cause of the dissatisfaction
grows out of his recent speech, in which
he takes such decided stand for green
backs, indorses Thurman's views and favors
the retirement of National Bank notes.
Poor Kearney! But brief fortnight
ago and he was was made bright and glo-
rious by display heads in big type leading
| column-long articles and now he is stuck
away in odd corners in three-line agate par
agraphs. He is getting right down to the
true inwardness of Republics are un-
grateful, and that is fact.-Philadelphia
Times.
Henry w. Lonefellow, the poet, has
| five children. Onslow. the eldest, is mar
ried and man Of business in Boston Err
nest is a rising young painter, studying
abroad Alice, the eldest Of the girls, is a
pleasing writer, unmarried Edith is a
golden-haired young lady Of 25, who mar
ried the third son Of Richard Ell. Dana, Jr.,
and Anna is decidedly literary in her incli-
nations.