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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
SCHOOL BOARD PROCEEDINGS.
April Is. 1878.

April 15 1878.
At a meeting of the Board of Education,
of Perrysburg School Dist No |, held at
their room in school building, there we're
present Lucas, Champney, Hollenbeclf
Miller and Holiger, (j) absent Williams
QD. The President of the Board being
absent. Mr. Miller was elected President
pro tenn The Secretary read the minutes
of the previous meeting and, there being
no objection the minutes stand approved
On motion the Board adjourned whereup-
on JAS H. Pierce and Richard Day, the
new members elect, appeared and took the
oath of office as the law directs.
The Board then proceeded to vote for
President, Mr.. Lucas receiving three votes
and Mr. Miller three. After several inef
Miller moved that Richard Day be elected
Clerk of the Board to serve for the ensuing
year. Motion was seconded by Mr.. Pierce
and received two votes in the affirmative
and three in the negaive motion lost
On motion of Mr.. Lncas, seconded by
Mr. Champney, Mr. H0llenbeck was nom
mated for Clerk of Board for the ensuing
year. Lucas, Holliger and Champney vot-
L v,
motion was declared lost Several ineifect
ual attempts were made to dj)urn and
late in the night Holliger, Lucas and
Champney withdrew from the meeting,
whercupon, on motion, a recess was taken
until Tuesday evening the 10th inst, at
halfpast o clock p NJ.
Meeting after recess was called to order
by Mr.. Miller, who nominated Richard Day
to act as Clerk of the Board for the ensuing
year, which motion received second when
the yeas and nays were demanded:
9eas-Miller, Pierce and Holliger; Noes
Lucas and Champney; Day not voting
Richard Day having received a majority
of the votes cast, was declared duly elected
Clerk of Board for the ensuing year Mr..
Miller was placed in nomination for Presi-
dent of the Board Pierce, Holliger I4u-
cas-, Champney and Day voting yea, Miller
not voting, Mr.. Miller was declared duly
elected President of Board for the ensuing
year.
On motion Mr.. Hol!igcr was placed in
nomination for Treasurer, with Miller
Pierce, Lu2as, Champney and Day voting
ave, holliger not voting, whereupon j,
Holliger was declared duly elected Treas
urer.
On motion the bond of the Treasurer was
fixed at twelve thousand dollars and of the
Clerk at five hundred dollars
There being no further business before
the Board, they on motion, adjourned tC
meet on the next Friday the 18th inst, al
halfpast o clock p. NJ.
RICHARD DAY, Clerk.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Mrs. ELLEN DALEY, OF Grand Rapids,
Mich, is the guest OF Mrs. E. d. LOCK.
Mr.. G. H. CALDWELL, OF Montgomery
twp, has removed to and taken chRrge Of
the KELLER farm, on the river road, one
mile above this place.
Last Saturday Mr.. A. WILLIAMS, Of this
place, started to Clayton, Mich and on
Sunday attended the funeral of his father
in-law, Mr.. WIN. DoDeE. Mrs. W. was
detained at home by sickness.
We are informed that Mr.. CHAs. WEBB
and lady, of Toledo, we'll known to many
Of our citizens, are anticipating the pleas
ure of "doing" Europe this Summer.
They expect to take their departure on
the steamship City Of Berlin, leaving New
York City on May 4th.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
You Have No Excuse.

Gave you any excuse for suffering with
Dyspepsia or Liver Complaints? Is there any
reason why you should 90 on from day to day
complaining with Sour SlSnAch, Sick Head
ache, HAbitual Costiveness PAlpitation of the
Heart, Heart burn, Water.brash, Gnawing and
Burning P aims at the pit Of the stomach, Yellow
Skin, Coated Tongue, and disag reeable taste
in the mouth coming up 0f food after eating
law spirits. &c? No! tits positively your own
fault il YOU d.. G. to your Druggists, CHAMP
NEY & SHAW, aud get "A bottle nf GREEN'S AU-
GUST FLOWER for IS cents. Your cure is GER
tain. but il ysu doubt this get sample hottie
for 10 cents and try it. Two doses will relieve
vnu
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
Pay Up or Settle.

The dcccasc Of Mr. p. CRANKER now rem
ders it absolutely necessary that the settle
ment Of ali claims for aud against the
above firm shuull he male, and we take
thismeans OF informing parties interested.
that it is desired that speedy, amicnble set
tlememt be made by them, clse recourse
to legal process OF settlement will be had.
JoHN CRANKER, Executors.
A. G.. WILLIAMS,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
CCUoOT, EXAMINERS' NOTICE.

-
> The meetings nl the Board ul SGhIi Ex-
am ners far Wuud County, Ohin, will be held
as ihllpws:
May Oh. at Bowling Green.
My 23i, at Bowling Green.
RULFs.
The following rules will no strictly enforced
Allexaninaiinns will commence promptly
at 9uclnck A. NJ, and close At3P N.
Applicants must furnish themselves with
pens an pencils, paper only being furnished
by tho Beard.
In ~ case will more than two six months
certiRcsles be granted to the same applicant.
Applicants win be required To furnish cerIiii-
Gates uf good moral character.
There VIII be no examination of applicants
except at Regular meetings of the BOhrd.
No certificates will hereafter be antednled to
cover time taught preyiuusto To examination.
Certificates will not be- issnrd tn applicants
whose grade * less than 20 per cent.
BY order of the Beard.
R,M DoSSELlY' Board
JAS. o. TROUP, OF
/. d, HELLBR, Examiners
JANIS o. TROCP, Clerk.
Bowling Green, January II, 1878.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Last evening" three tramps Gene colored
and two white) called at the residence Of Mr..
CHAs. CHAPrEL, aHd finding him not at home
they ordered his vile to prepare supper and
give them the best in the house. Fearing vio-
lencs she com lied with their command and
from here they went to the residence of Mr..
LAFLEuR, and finding him absent also, ordered
his wife to prepare them a meal threatenlng
10 kill her II she did not give them some pie
and cake. Their actions soon get noised about
town aud it was we'll, for them, they were also
found absent when called for.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

The Storm Considerable amount of dam
age was done or the Prairie, Monday, by the
wi d storm that passed over that section.
The storm on Wednesday afternoon WAS
sudden and fora short time very severe. 1t is
difficult tn form any estimate of the damage in
the Valley, or ns vet the extent of territory
covered. BRANDS new three story brick bmld-
ing was blown down in Tuledn, besides houses
were unro"fed in several quarters. The fences
aud Ia stack sthruugh the country We're gen.
erall DESTROYED. and maRr fruit trees blown
down and damaged. The Steamer R1Ly had
Just reached the upper bridge, at Toledo, when
struck bv the storm, and was suddenly swuus
around with such whence as to do con
considerable damage to a spils driver but es-
capped damage herself The Nereds' Barge,
anchntcd some distance from the Perrysburg
dock, was turned bottom up.dragged her anchor
some distance, when haruicAlly rescued from
watery grave, during the violence of the storm,
bv LocK FLEMING, GKEIss and MILLER. The
RippIe Il fine four Dared pleasure boat, was al
most nmpeley destroyed by being lashed up
against the dock. The sail boat belonging Ia
Bow ERs Bios. dragged anchor l0r some distance
and required considerable exsrtion To save il
from = wreck. A considerable patch was tn
ken cut Of the roof OF the free bridge bv
the hurricane.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26


Thanks.--Mr. WILL. A. POWELL, who
safely arrived in San Antonio, Texas, a
few days since, and took refuge in The
Herald Office, where he so distributes his
forces by throwing columns into lines
and lines into columns as to shoot young
and old ideas in the Lone Star State, will
accept our Bs7s~ for two valuable acquisi-
tions to our cabinet OF mineral specimens.
The specimens are of adobe, the material
of which the Indians made their build
ings ia that vicinity In early times, one
being taken from the walls OF the old
"Second Mission" building, which is over
two hundred years Old and the other from
the walls of old Fort Alamo. The latter
is particularly valuable as memento Of
the Texan revolution in lS9e, coming, as
it does, from old Fort Alamo, whore a gar
risou Of 100 men, ineluding DAvY CRocK-
EFT, led by Colonel TRAvIs, WIS surround
ed by several thousand Mexicans, and after
an heroic resistance were m massacred to the
last man. This occurred March 6, 1886,
and this exhibition OF reckless bravery and
the massacre caused il to be called the
ThermopytG Of Teas, and Z" Remember the
Alamol" aiterward became the battle-ery
OF The Texan troops
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
A Pleasant Duty.

Ii is always pleasure To recommend good
artic le, especially one that 40 admirably sus-
tains II recs IN ia endationR MS does DR.. Kin q
New Discovery far Consumption, Coughs aud
Colds, being perfectly re liable in ovory respect.
A severe cough or a neglected cnld yields
readily to its wonderful power. By u the
wOrst cases Of Asthma and Br"nchitis are
cured in the shortest time possible. ConSunp'
ton and cough.wern patients will remember
this renrd is guaranteed to give Immediate
relief. DR. Kings New Discovery is lensnnt
to the taste a nd perfectly Armless As you
alue vour existence you can not afford TO be
without il. Give il trial Trial bottles free.
For sale by TAYLOR x MILLER.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Music 0lass.--we are pleased TO learn
that still further efforts are being put forth for
The advancement Of musical education In Per-
rysburg. Dr.. CoHDIr, whnse success as an
Instructor is well known here, has consented
to teach class free Of charge, except fee Of
25 cts. from each to secure the necessary US
10. The class will meet at the NJ. q. Chu rch
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Bitten by n Snake. - One day last
week, Mr.. HENRY WAoaoNER was trim
ming his raspberry bushes and otherwise
improving his garden and orchard. While
thus engaged among the raspberries, a large
blacksnake suddenly projected it's head and
bit his right hand The would is not &C.
rious, although il is reported he suffered
considerably with it at first.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
Slnnghtcr nr Shecn.-sntnrday niphl

Slaughter OF Shecp.-saturday night
last dogs got among flock of thirty.three
sheep belonging to Messrs. NJ. & J, HAYES,
and out of this flock only three sound ones
we're left. The sheep had been put up in a
pen in the evening where the dogs first
found them. After killing seven in the pen
the door was knocked down and the bal
ance Of the flock scattered over the fields
where twenty-thrce we're found next morn
ing so badly lacerated that but few or
probably none can be saved. Is the tax
on dogs sufficiently high?
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

There is no medicine that will relieve
as many pains Ms Carriers Compound Ex-
tract OF Smartweed, sure relief for dip
theria, coughs, cold, cholera, collie, diar-
rhea, rheumatism, asthma, phthisic, Group
fever and ague, and hns no equal as Il lin
iment for man or heast. For sale by
CHAMPNEY & SHAW, Perrysburg, and
druggists generally. 52z
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
KoIIglOus NotIce.-Arraneementsha have

been made with Rev. Mr.. Pollock, pas
tor of the South Toledo Presbyterian
Church for stated services at the Walnut
Street (Baptist) Church, Perrysburg, SER
vices to begin next Sabbath, April 2Sth,
as follows: Preaching every Sunday at
3 O'Clock p. NJ; prayer meeting Tuesday
evenings at ~ o'clock P. NJ. All are most
cordially invited to attend.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Until further notice will buy Whit
or Burr Oak Piles 25, so and 35 feet long
Piles must not he less than IA inches at
the butt, t2 inches in centre and inches
at top end. To he delivered on the dock
at Pcrrysburg, for which l will pay cash.
OF GEORGE B1ETscH.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

tic medicine that can be employed cleans
ing the stomach and bowels, and even the
blood. In small doses Of one pill day,
they stimulate the digestive organs and
promote vigorous health.
AYERS PILLS have, been known for
more than quarter Of century, and have
obtained worldwide reputation for their
virtues. They correct diseased action in
the several assimilative organs of the
body, and are so composed that obstruc-
tions within their range can rarely with
stand or evade them. Not only do they
cure the everyday complaints of every
body, but also formidable and dangerous
diseases that have bafiled the best Of
human skill. While they produce power
ful effects, they are, at the same time, the
safest and best physic for children. BY
their aperient action they grippe much less
than the common purgatives, and never
give pain when the bowels are not inflamed,
They reach the vital fountains of the blood,
and strengthen the system by freeing iii
from the elements of weakness.
Adapted to all ages and conditions in
all climates, containing neither calomel
nor any deloterious drug, these Pills may
be taken with safety by anybody. Their
sugarcoaiing preserves them ever fresh,
and makes them pleasant to take; while
being purely vegetable, no harm can arise
from their use in any quantity.
PREPARED BT
DR., ]. c. AVER & co., Lowell, Mass,
IN
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
MEXICAN
Mustang Liniment,
FOR MAN AND BEAST.

This lnimcnt very naturally originated In Amerf-
ca, where Nature provides in her laboratory such
surprising antidotCs for the maladies OF her chill
dron Its fame has been spreading for Is years,
until now 1t cncircics tho habitable globe.
The Mexican Mustang Llnimont IS n mHtehess
remedy for Gll cxtornGl ailments Of man and beast.
To stock owners ard farmers 1t is Invaluable.
single bottle often saves n human lfo or rc
stores the usefulness OF On excellent horse. OK,
COW, or sheep.
It cures footrot, hoofall, hollow horn, grab.
screw-worm, shouldcr-rot, mango, tho bites and
Etings OF poisonous r0ptilca and insects, andcvcry
such drawback to stock breeding and bush life.
1t cures every externnl trouble of horses, such
ms lnmoncss, scratches, swinny, sprains, founder,
windgall, r!nG-bonc, etc., etc.
The Mexican Mustang Linlmcnt s. the quickest
cure in tho world for accidents occurring In the
family, In tho absence OF physician, such aa
burns scalds. sprains, cuts, etc., and for rheuma'
tism, and stiffness engendcrcd by exposure. Tar
ticulRrly valuable to Miners.
It is the cheapest remedy in the world, for Il
penetrates the muscle to tho bone, and " single
application is generally sunlcient to cure.
Mexican Mustang Liniment is put up In three
sizes OF bottles, the larger ones being roPortion-
Ately much the cheapest. Sold everywhere,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

shot In the Ear.--Thrss tramps were
driven out OF Pelrysburg oi Monday evening
By Marshal BLVE. One Of them, young man
about I years Of age. was found on the freight
passing south in the morning. While taking
wood near RoRchtou, he got into an altercAlion
with Conductor EVANS, drew revolver and
hred, the ball passing through Mr., EVASs ear.
He was chased near a mile before the train
hands and the Conductor captured him, when
ne was pretty roughly handled for short time.
He was taken to rontuRany, had preliminary
trial and went 10 board With Sheriff hENRY.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Settle Up. = Having di+p1'ed Of my
stock uf goods anil clpsc up my store, |
desire all knowing the;n selves indebted to
me to call Mt once AMI $ title mp. The store
rooms in which have been doing business
are for rent or sale. GILBERT BEACH.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Board OF Health. - The PerrySburg
Hoard of Health met last evening aud organ-
tIed fer the Summer campaign. Mr.. f. HoL'
LKEBEcK was reelected CLERK. The di striets
remain unchanged. You might just as we'll
lOok after your cellars and outhsusss nav, for
"There'll be a ohiel amang you taking notes,
Aud faith he'll prent 'eIn,"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

European IIOtel.-When in Toledo,
don't fail to call at VAN BUREN's Europe
an Hotel; Is Monroe Street, for a square
meal 1t only costs II Quarter OF d 'Ilar
Try it and see for yourself 45tf.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
Americnn Sowlng Machlna.-IInvil

accepted the Agency for the New American
Improved Sewing Machine, will keep ON
hand, at the Exchange Hotel, sample OF
The different priced Machines from $25 mp
10 S75. Will mlso keep on hand n full line
OF Swing Machine Attachments. Call
and see the machine.
4Sf J. S. NORTON.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Ourt,-The MAV term of Common laas
will convene at Bowling Green on Wednesday y
next, May LIST. The docket represents 2s6
cases, very large, but no very important ones,
Judge Pun ARs will preside on the three frs:
days ofthe term, at which time his term of
service expires, aud Judge DoDGE viii be
inductsd MO Office
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Wanted.--A boy between II and IS
wears of age, to study medicine. Enquire
Of Dr'J. FRANCIS STRAIN, at his office,
Reference required. 42tf.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Loan Association MeetinE.-T The an
nuai meeting of the Psrrysburg Savings and
Loan Association will be held at the off ce of
tue Prrsidedt. Hou. ASHER Cook. oH Saturday
evening May 4, 1878. A fuli attendance will
bee pscted,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Fingers Crushed. d.-IsAAc CAsEBEER,
an employee OF the Grgn9er office, had
three fingers badly crushed Wednesday
while engaged in feeding the Gordon .Job
Press. The pressure was sufficiently severe
10 break one Of the calms OF the press.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Red Oak StaYes.-0ae hun lred thous-
and or more Red Oak Slaves wanted, for
which We will ply CASH on delivery.
a. G.. WILLIAMS & Bro.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Persons visiting Toledo should not
fail to sce the New Double Store of NEu-
HAUsEL Bros, 2l7 & 2l0 Summit. They
have opened nm immense stock OF Dry
Goods and are selling really cheap.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Rrturned.-Mr HARVEY VAN SCoY &c
returned from his prospective tour in
Kansas, last Monday morning. He has
purchased 100 acres of land of the Kansas
Pacific Railroad Company, located twenty
five miles northeast Of Russell, in Osborn
county. His brother, Mr.. ISAAC B. VAN
SCoYoc, who resides near Dcshlcr, has
alsn bought 100 acres of the same Com
pany, but situated nearer the town of Rus
sell county seat of Russell county. They
calculate to till the land one year before
removing their families out on tho western
pra,ries.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
SPECIAL LOCALS.

For Slle.-A few choice building lots
on Front and Locust streets-very desira-
Bile. Inquire of +. II. MILLER.
Nov. %, 1877. SO
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Temperance.-JoHN B. 0sHoES, ESQ.,, of
Tolsdn, will address the audiencs at the Muir
Phy Headquarters tBAptiat Church) to morrow
evening. All are iuTiied,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Accident.--As Mrs SHIBNAH and Miss
ELLA SPrNK we're driving up the river
road from Toledo, last Thursday, and as
Toledo, the front axle broke, telling the oc-
cupants of the carriage to the ground.
Miss ELLA is suffering somewhat with a
spraned ankle and other bruises of less
consequence. This is the fourth time a
runaway and accident have occurred with
this one vehicle, and we believe within the
past wear. ----
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
MERCHANDISE.
Solar Oil Portraits
mas. WI. A. TuOHNrON

rs NOW rullyprepNred To make the SOLAR
l. OIL P0RrRAIrS-fram common photo +"
life size. Something new aud beautiful. She
IL also prepared To make CRAYUN5 Of all
sizes. Please call and examine specimens.
House aud Lot For sale.
She is also agent for and desires to sell. on
reasonable terms and time, the house and lot
No. 43j on Fifth streets, the property of r. A.
Nichnls, for which good warranty deed win
be given. AZ
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
MISCELLANEOUS.

Arc the most ee
fective and conge-
nial purgative ever
discovered. They
are mild, but cE
fectual in their
operation, moving
the bowels surely
and without pain,
Although gentle
in their operation,
they are still the
most thorough and
searching cafharl
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

The cheapest line of Dress Goods ever
opened in Toledo win be found at NEU-
HAUsEI. Bros, 2l7 q 2l9 Summst St. l
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26
MArTERs.
NEW ADvEnrIsEmENrs.

siuEle copies Of the JOURNAL eau be had
Of Mr. r. d. Ross, at the Postofic 90.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1878-04-26

Teachers certificates. - rtifcates
were granted the following named teachers
at the examination held in Pembervllle, on
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1878-06-15
A Long Confinement

We we're ahown, says the
North 0ttago lEev Zealand)
Tines, an iIlnssrious stranger in
the shape ofia large tree frog Of .
brilliant emerald green color with
white spots, which was found in
the interior OF lump Of coal at
Messrs. Galbraith + Cos yard
yesterday. The coal was part
Of . caago from Newcastle, and
the lumb in question, falling to
the ground, split. and discovered
the reptile which must have been
concealed within it for hundreds
Of years. The body is between
three aud four inches in length,
and the creature when ehown to
us was still alive, but apparently
very sluggish, as might be ex>
pected after such . Rip Van
Wrinkle sleep a. he must have
had.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1878-06-15
NOTES AND NRWs.

Organ grinders are ! very
kranky people,
The backbone Of spring Is
sprouting.
Popular sovereign pound
sterling.
Merrlmac has FIVE clergymen.
and none married,
Sitting Bull IS preparing to.
revictnlate.
Kansas is settling mp; go do
likewise,
An honest man is like an
yudone steay rare.
Lumber dealers always have
large board bills.
The blush Of q maiden is ma
.ture's warning.
a Texas editor asks for veg
etables ii lieu Of spring poetry.
Money is'the missing link. be-
tween editors and subscribers.
Not one man in Q thousand
smarries the girl he wants.
Fans bearing biblical quota
tions are novelties.
Every act of kindness to 1
shivering beggar is the practice
of religion.
HesWho must use his eyes to
hear | hears mnch that is lost
among the noisy rattle o
speech.
JYon can not always tell by
! the way 9 person dresses as te
sJWhether his pew is paid fol
4 not,
It does not fellow that q
hen-pecked husband is a roos
ter.
The watermelon is not ye
but the pungent radish occa
sionally scoops in the dyspep
tic victim.
People who attempt to GU
boarding honse bread with
fork should remember that tn
time thrown away can not be
regained.
Old Ben Wade is dead, bu
the spiritnalists won't let hin
rest and are making him writ
letters continually.
a Columbus man says b
started out to make 81 100000
He got the fourteen, but th'
ciphers bothered him.