The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1878-01-18
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"Can marine animals 'talk?" Cel
tainly: sea skin. --[Boston Post.
There's a man in Chicago who's
feet ere 20 big that no has 10 put h
stockings on over his head.-[Ch
cago Times.
Prof. Darwin's son has marie
an American girl. The weddin
was a quiet one, owning to til
recent death of Pongo .-[GrophiG
Let the whirling of time spi
until it creates q hot box. and !
cannot bring the hair trunk int
fashion gain.-[Atchison Patrio:.
Alice Oates cried like a BABY
when she found that somebodyhadn'
put a new husband in her stockings
-[Clncinnati Commercial.
Dunning has failed in New York,
Many wish il would fail here, too.
That style Of things has never been
popular.--[N. %, Times.
The Chicago Tribune wants to
know "How abGnt hell as a summer
resort?' Can't the Tribune have a
little patience? Experience is the
best teacher.-[N. @. Times.
A Turcophile is one who feels for
Turkey. There are any number of
colored Turcophiles Ia San An
tonic, and they feel around for chick
ems too.--[San Antonio Express.
If the the short man ever feels
overcome with an intense desire TO be
tall, it is when he finds himself on
the outside of a crowd at q dog
ght.-[Herald ana Presbyter.
A mar in San Francisco commits
ted suicide by hanging himself with
piece of a rope to a lamp,post.
This sort Of hanging is less Disgrace
ful bntmore fatal than getting drunk
and hanging about a lamp>post.--
San Francisco Mail.
Enamored writing master TO a
Young lady pupiD-"I can tcsch
you nothing; you hard is already a
'ery desirable one, and your is are
he most beautiful | have even SEEN
-[Courier Journal.
A chemist out West claims to have
discovered a preparation which will
make leather bullet, proof. We
'uess it must oc an OK hide Of iron.
Y. Commercial Advertiser.
We hear, remarks an exchange,
t second crops of everything this
~, on account of the warm weather,
I'D now second CROP Of old summer
have appeared on a good
'any persons in this place.
2 eokuk Constitution.
We are not surprised to hear of
Dlicemen getting fat when we
,nsider the amount of popcorn,
i'd peanuts, and roasted chestnuts,
i'd apples, and oranges, and Cal
ornia grapes taken as toll at the
rect s.-[C Courier Journal. !
Condensed whiskey is one Of the {
test inventions for the benefit of !
e human race. 1t will permit a
How to remain beside his sweet 4
art all night at the theatre, with
t once going out to see a man
Ierald and Presbyter.
This is too dreadful to b. true.
lble advices assure US that every
Il. solitary, lingering one of st n
3 newly discovered fifteen mil.
rs of Africans expects forty acres
d a mule.-FN. Y. Herald.
Stephens is not with
his uses. The other day the
1rant at his clearinghouse got
pped up. and Mr.. stephens IN
'ssed and crawled down the pipe
! brought up a pebble nearly as
as his ~ody.-[Washington
1t.
The manufacture of paper from -
cd has reached the altitude of
lection 10 Canada. The super Oh
endent of a mill up here says a
, is cut down aud showed into
end of The mill and five min
, later there is a neighbor at Tn
other end TO borrow the paper. Sci
Globe. I'm
lis wife caught him with his "a,
5 around the hired girls neck. Z
his courage eve in this trying irss
entity never forsook him. Il oF'
ecled some n of stealing the sry