Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1878-03-07
Pastinle.
Ground rents-Earthquakes.

uH vi luteIeSI-A long note over
due.
A spanking team-A pair of young
mothers.
Grease the Griddle. Birdie, Oar.
ling" is new song.
Something entirely uncalled for
An advertised letter.
Little misfortunes vaccinate big
ones, Victor Hugo says.
I'm getting fat" as the thief said
when he was stealing lard.
Doctors never allow ducks on
their premises-they make such per-
sonal remarks.
There may be no hell, but good
old-fashioned one would supply a
want long felt.
Earring sister go in peace said
the jeweler to the purchaser of the
diamond pendants.
Straws show which way the wind
blows. You can get the same infor-
nation from pan of ashes.
alcohol will clean silver" Yes.
alcohol we'll stuck to will clean out all
the silver you have.
A converted jockey has shocked
the church by abiding 10 the receipts
at fair "as gaze money"
Papa" SAID little girl, "Give me
ride on your knee, won't you?" He
took the little gal-lop at once.
1t is said that when Jonah saw the
whale getting ready to swallow him
he looked down in the mouth"
A certain cockney once defined
love to be nothing more than San
insane desire to pay a woman's
board"
What, childrenl playing soldier
on Sunday?' "Yes, mamma; but we
are singing Onward Christian Sol
der"
1t seems like adding insult to in
jury when neighbor borrows your
cork screw and don't even ask you
over.
King David hated lamps and can
dies. Don't you remember how he
said: Il will set no wicked things
before me.
Young man learn to wait; il you
undertake TO set a hen before she is
ready you will lose your time and
confuse the hen also.
Wouldn't it be a funny sight to see
a picture Of George Washington, with
helmet bat in his hand, and his hair
parted in the middle?
An Augusta. Ca, chap who was
married by a magistrate, the other
day, wanted his better half to pay
the fee, as he had bought the license.
The name of New Hampshire
school teacher is May I. Cough. 1t
is much more common to hear
school teachers addressed as "May
Gwout"
Nine men out Of ten when you run
against them in the dark, will say
Hello! The other one will utter the
first syllable and leave you to COM
plete the word.
The following lines were sung at
colored camp meeting in Berks
county:
"a floating down de narrow stream!
o. sin is milk, religion cream,
Sing glory hallelujah."
"What is this feeling of uneasiness
this haunting something that rest
lessly pervades my breast?' tragic
ally inquiries a sentimental writer.
We know what it is; it's dyspepsia.
A little girl showing her cousin,
about four years old, star said:
THAT star you see up there Is bigger
than this world" mo, it isn't" said
he. "Yes, it is" "Then why doesn't
it keep the rain orr"
A California man tied one end of a
rope around his waist, and lassoed
cow with the other. He thought he
had the COW, but az the end OF the
first half mile he began to suspect the
cow had him.
Speaking of riddles, Mr.. Jones,
said Chicago landlord, "can you
tell the difference between a beef
stake and a shingle?" NO" "Then
I'll broil you shingle hereafter
ever morning, instead Of beef
stake"
A st. Louis widow has had three
husbands. She has on hand law
suit to break the will of the first,
another to recover the insurance
money on the life OF the second. and
a third to obtain alimony from the
last.
PA, has the world got q tail?"
asked an urchin of his father. "No,
child; how could ic have one when it
is round?" WELL" persisted the
heir, why do the papers say, so
wags the world il it hain't got tail
to wag about?"
With the last Issue of the Plymouth
REPUBLICAN Mr.. ID. II. Caldwell retires.
and tho manor nnccnc nn1nr fha. cont .,l 81