The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-04-16

Twas the 0evIs own time / had
intirely lasht week sellin' out wildly
and It's sorry ! am at the iist Michesl
Muldidern. me head detective, made
Of himself. OuId Thompson that
owns property galore ken to me
burnw and he seq. sez he:
There's an ould termagant of q
wildly rinted me house ON Foorih
avenoo." seq he. land the divil clint
Of rint she'll pay at all. " sez he.
us she an Irish wildly ?" seal.
"Phy 7" sez he.
"Bekase." sez I. "yez may as well
try to hate the ould boy" seq I. "as
an Irish wildly"
"Troth. l donno PLAT countryman
she IS seq he. ''but per,1ition seized
me soul. seq he, cav ! don't bundle
her out" sez he.
"Ah! ha!" SCI l.
"Yis," SCI he. BE id but I'll
never let u WILDLY bete me" sea he.
land I've got out writ Of quo war.
ranto forninst her, sez he.
"Faix! :" sez I. bud its yersilf that
is the long headed man" sez /.
II suppose vez want me to stint a
detective tn appraise the furniture"
seq ]. "anl sell it out according to
Pur,ioa's digest" SCI !.
e: do" seq he. '.bud man, it'll take
a divil Of q smart detective tn kape
that ould woman from get'in' away
wid the property" sez he, land don't
yez forgit IT,"
"Niver fear" SCI I. '.she don't get
the worth Of q foive clint nickle out oi
the house after git possession. SCI l..
! And wild that Oun Thompson Mint
away. and l had q proivate conference
xid Chief nv. Detective Mudideroo, for
Wa onai<y in me moind wild regards
to the law on that subject.
"M,cheal." seq ]. 'Phst rules Of pro.
cedure Chats legal tarm) are laid
down he Purdon, SEE I.
ITO the divil wid Purlon." SCI he ;
Its mesilf that has it down fine, seq
he.
"Have yez" sezI ].
'.Thoue for you" SCI he; 1.-The
malus opemndi Is rs folloys," SCI he (;
I'VE 90 down to the hoose," seq he.
''and we take an invintory Of the
ifficts." SCI he. and We apprsise thin.
sez he.
do not know that?" seq I, for l
wudn't let Muld'deroo get the bulge
ON me in regards to legal knowledge.
do yez moind.
Then" SCI he. 1--WE give the wildly
tin days. sez he.
"Troth. its yersilf that's the ignora-
mus" seq |. DO yez not know that
this Is y detective burow, and co0rt
of summary justice, seq !.
81 don't nane," seq he, ''that YOU
give her tin davs To the workhouse. or
the likes Of that" sez he, .'but /
name that the law allows her tin DAYS
to come down wild the rint.r scz he
'.Troth. | thought vez knew better.
seq l.
"And Nv >he doesn't duff up widin'
tin days. sez he, "ws'll sell her out
and deduc: our percentage" sez he.
"An right" SCI I. ats meself that
saSsdtS f qSS,sr ts; VIZ nifs' to SEED zee 1!
yez wor po-tcd. Well away down
now" sez I. land take the stock Of the
furniture" SCI l.
Well. pbin We got down to the
hose, the wildly sez. seq she:
CAV yez putt yer fut inside Of nv
doore." SEE she, be i ID bud I'll scs,ld
yez. sez she.
Michael" sez I. bad cess to this
ould woman, bud she names mischief"
sez /.
'Yez must take woman like yez
wud take mule" SCI he. "Yez wull
have to be kind and gentle wild her, I"
seq he. "Stand to wan side" seq he,
land it's mesilf that Ill give her
taffy." SEE he.
Well. surs, av yez behave me.
Muldideroo stepped TO the front. and
he blarneyad around that ould woman
land more betoken he's married man
and has four childer). till she was tux
intirely wild him.
''Troth. seq she to Michael, Tits the
winnin' ways yez have wild We" SEE
she, land it's PLACED I am" seq she.
Ito meet a gintleman from the country
down" sez she.
Thin MuldiderOo t0uld her widout
the first taste Of a blush, be heavens
he's the terrible liar, that he was q
single man and was lukin' about for
wife. and this modified the wildly
irtirely. and she axed us in, and We
TUX an invintory widout being molisted
or made afraid. aud the wildly cried. |
50 she did,.
WAS the rint too weighty fer veg. |
darlin ?" seq Muldideroo, wild lovin
glance.
"Troth, it wac" sez she, wild fresh
burst Of tears.
"Worra !" SCI Muldideroo, "this is a
here case" sez he. "for . lone wildly,
seq he. and sid that the thief If the
wurruld insarted his arrum about her
waist. and thin he seq:
"Gillhooley." seq he, must the
law take its coorse ?" seq he.
Devil hair wull / swerve from
the strict letther Of the law" scz I.
'Troth line as bullheaded u regards
o that" seq l ''as Controller
Thin" SCI MuLlideroo. xid an
'r,insible sigh. 1T becomes my milin- s
holy july" seq he, "to guard these I
pods for tin days, seq he. il
I'll thry to make yez comfortable" !
e. the wildly, wild . wee whimper. &
Well, surs. for the next nine days
here war not the last taste Of trouble, !
'hativer. Az Muldideroo's wife had !
nown he Was guardin' q house occu- b
led be lone wildly. the divil would b
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