The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-09-24

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But il 10 death 70 The fever. this cane
cool veathes, and 10 ooso wall - Be
frightened si the reports from Tie terrible
monster. So nov We can enjoy ourselves.
Of money re always have paeatv.
wv Which bring: every g r'sa Is S;s on' 'se'
And paw the piano forte.
We meet on the corner af m dnight.
With cornet. Cute and guitar,
And after we've sounded cur tonic,
| We 70 whore our sseetneeses are.
| After the iever's over,
Attending the LADIES' II done.
We stars OF The very drst water.
Commence with our frOlic and fun.
Talking about sweetness puts - In mind Of
pulling John Chinsmsn out Of IN empty
sugar hoghesd once By his pig tail. Well.
cir. il that blasted esE-eyed rice eater hsda't
turned that hogshesd into boarding house.
hopermsydieinamirute! He he'd ill his
furniture slowed away shsrs besides several
little paper gods. A Chinee can start in life
With 6 yards Of blue cotton and s pounds Of
rice, and in year be can retire With s..
100000 A lady ont in California wanted
to hire one once.
"wh., l. your pane. Joh"~ con-
menced the lady.
"OhI my nance All Sin Foo"
"Rat cant remember all that lingo my
man. I'll call you Jimmy"
"Velly vel'ee. Nov chs chee nsmee /
callee you 7" asked Al Sin, looking up in
sweet simplicity.
"well. my name 10 Mn. Ven Auks" !;
call me that"
~Oh! me can no 'nember Missse vsnne
Auken. Too big pieoes namee. lcsil yoo
Tomny-Mieee Tommy"
Well. veil. every dog has hia day. 20 what
do you think about the circus! Frieods. It
10 going TO be the biggsat thing that ever
frose it, toes on ice. everybody aud bic
her-in-law l. coming. and there will Be
more people to every square Ssdalis inch
than the mott sanguine peanut seller can
Imagine. The handsoness ladies. The beau.
tifulest girls, The biggest ellunfsss'. The
sweetest little ponies ths-she-
Oh. nv!
And the Band, too. Every fellow Of EN-
il chuck full of music. Born thss way
can't help il. And even when they walk
about tosn the muaic just slops out Of their
esn and pocketa. ill notes, and strains. and
bars lie around loose sli over The streets.
So save your dimes, boys. and 20 70 the
circus. We ahail b there in sddisioa 70
the other distractions.
Talking about dinea. amt il astonishing
what sondem they scco~Plsh! No nat
TER Who or what you are. II yosr father vss
Modoc and your maternal ancestor 9Th.
woman, If you have IN sbundance Of di0ea.
gilded shoddy will bow the bead in fsasesaal
welcome; no matter what aee your physical
or moral defects, The dimes cover eli de6ci-
enciea.
! Oh. nv darling she has ieft me,
And her little form has aed.
She has gone up 10 the usoensnins
With her homesy cousin Ed:
am weeping, sad and lonely.
For she promised many tiines
Shed hr LOVING w'le 70 me.
| II I only had the dimes.
Oh. hos wish was rich.
| I'd have such lively tunes.
l. I'D rustcafe ae Denver,
III only had tie diues-
This reminds % Of our poeses book
Alss! - ve gaze upon il vell.wosa -Sst
attenuated proportions ve ass reoioded q
days gone bv. Like IN anaconda, with Il
has always been least or fsmine-sov
goreed With pIethoric fullsssa, and anon its
lank sides chung closely together. without .
note between them. And so9veaeiEs, too,
memenioes offrieadships broken and forgot.
Oh, it il . wonderful pocketbook. bat aee h
beginning 70 tell. and ere long old friend,
you and ! must part.
lis sad 10 part, for you and
Have pasard through many scenes together,
We've seen the ups and downs Of life,
Its storms and pleasant weather.
We've seen that many pass o. b.
Because our garb r. worn and seedy,
Fork. ting ell the favom pet
When We were 6urh and they were needy.
But ~e will speak Of other thing,
Our past il dead With all its glory,
And 10 to all, you and ],
A stale, uniaieresang ssory.
In looking over the many scraps
From out thy folds and secret plscsA
What sad memeatoss do I End
Of many long departed fscea.
Here 10 . note Tor money loaned
To aid friend 10 biz diseresses,
And hese-God blen hers . lock
OF little Dsisys eoldea ssssses.
And here, al nicely packed away,
A faded ribbon tied around 10,
The Goldea TOY she gave 20 -.
Till nov never hsvs aaboaad it.
Here and there are ancient cola,
A biz Of psoss. plsadiag soaase,
With Dssys ed uatioely death,
The ''lines" kisd friend srose upoa Il.
And last, mt le.s. . pencil sketch,
The Likeness OF . dear. deed brother,
And With it-sees shrooeh hitter lean-i
The silver trsaaes Of ~ 0osAss.
Assia I'm place viihia thy sojds
The sscssd toteas a s6ecaioa,
And treasure then - sheo0 Il thoaehe
In all ~ hosn q sessosPscsiea.
Hanged Il ~ siat ssssisg % devs-
hearted ~ esat look oals b ~ fsea
Dem Tie poekssbook!
We never couA - Vhv uoeey shoslA
Be called he soos Of al evil. We tsev e
= The root Of ell evil - b vitAess H. ~