The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-09-19
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says acblscse proveft The ID
qsisitise man hras,s hs bead into =
t<r-hiFe
-KessBey says tbat be picked % al
he knows lie must have lived where
i wss poor kiaE
4 sailor. resding oh : tombssous
Ittn live. sd I have beea kn0ps T.
De. BOT dI vas dead IA oub j..
LA Nevada a digger ladsan AT
waicli1gs Ary q base ball players.
Atlasi Be ssEed enc 81 ibeu How
mseh you g- one day ior Aisi
You nay iais abou, The lean aud
hoagry CAssius. bu, DID you ever take
eide view Il tie man who bas rus 5
stare faf tea years without adyenising'
Au ga bachelor said BE- oacc fell
10 love with = young lady, bot abaa
daacd 81 IDEAS n marrying be, when
he found tba, sho aud 81 her family
wsfe opposed Ole
Dear me. said a good old lady Who
U.s. unAble @ keep Up with her work
! shall be glad when ! get into eternity
10 ~ 20 have plenty n time ior every
thing
DO not marry q widowcr. said the
old lady 4 ready made family is ike
= plate u cold potatoes. oh. I'll soon
warm then over, replied the damsel
and sbe DID
When Aa artist climbs over a fence
b get 4 nearer view Of handsome
buIl-dog. be mus, take the chances Of
bis skelchiug the dog, or The dogs
ketchiug him.
There ID something solemn in the
tones Of a great bell striking midnight
especially II you are mile from home.
aud know that your wife is sitting be-
hind the ball door waiting for you.
lie said that he rather guessed be
knew how 10 sail a boat but the
gentle zephyrs that kiss the wayelets
DER his waury grave m%ournfully whis-
percd, ho luBed not wisely.
-Nrs %Partington. in Illustration q
the pfoyerb, a soft answer turneth
away wrath, says that it Is better TO
speak paregorically Off person thaH TO
be all The time ainging epitaphs at him.
4 homcly old kentuey widow dug
up $4,000 in gold the other day, and
now twenty one young men st on her
doorstep at sondown aud compare her
weather beaten physiognomy to the
beautiful face Of au angel
Thank heaven. said q tormented
passenger, there are no newsboys 10
heaven No, replied the newsboy, bat
what comfort do you find in thatl The
man didn't cay, and everybody else
looked pleased.
NY A. sledgo was postmaster at
Lawtenceyille. Va but is no longer.
lie says the reason is because he sent
a blunt refusal 10 the request for a
campaign contribution, on the ground
that he was a democrat.
ltis well to look at both sides Of a
fan On a heated Sunday in Philadel.
pbia recently the minister was tanning
himself vigorously He did not see,
but the congregation did. hat the re
verse ~ his Ian bore the inscription,
Buy Boggle's Bitters.
"A lady much addicted TO gadkng
was Suddenly taken i'll. She request
ed her husband % run for a physician
The obedient spouse said But where
shall end You when ! get back
aganF
"A clergyman, one hot Sunday oh
serving a deacon asleep ia church.
called out Bother Austin will please
open The window a little. Physicians
say it is unhealthy 60 sleep in a hoI
room
William sends a 'etter TO this Office
asking as TO explain what is a depress.
81 currency A depressed currency
William, aa awfully depressed one, i,
the buttons found 10 a church collec.
tiou basket.
What i. the national air Of thii
country asked i foreigner il Wash
ineton, That's the national lair, re
piled a native. pointing to the Capitol
but The animals are all out Ia til,
jingle iast now cbssing the voters.
4 staff commander was inspecting
al English yeomanry regiment on out
post duty What are you doing here
my man ~ asked a vcdettc Mackin
DANCED faie Of mysel. cir. How so
Why, | should be at hoam cafryin
hay tbs heart wa- not in that parade
One night Jones came home ycr,
lato. ahd foanl his wiie evidently pre-
r.raf a. 4,lnnsntta ~.a4la l.rfarn
Instead Of going 10 led, be took a sea
and, resting his elbows GA his knees
seemed absorbed IN grief. sighinI
heavily and utteting such exclamation
a.. thsor smith, poor fellow Mrs