The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-12-21
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The paragrapher that was hanged sale
to the crowd around the gallows, "Ihl'
life is but hemp>tie show"
There wouldn't have been any milk il
the cocoanut if some of our dairymeu hat
had the original construction Of it.
Ids a beautiful light " says the visiting beau
As he snuffs the dust -breezes altar;
Then he gives to his nose an additional blow,
While be twangs his light, tunefu catarrh,
Exchange.
Some wretch has the audacity to re-
mark that the ladies deck their hats
with flowers in memory Of the men who
have been killed by mlIliners' bills.
A woman was offered 81 900 if she
would remain silent for two hours. Al
: the end Of fifteen minutes she asked
isn't the.time nearly ,upP' She lost
Elk.
Nothing aggravates a young man
more than to have his sweetheart's little
brother take his unfinished cigar from
it's hidden nook aud surreptitiously scoot
with it.
An advertisement 10 daily at our
elbow says there is "a piano for sale les
longing to lady about to depart fol
Europe with modern legs" Modern
All, padded :
1t is now generally urged in extcnua'
ton of ADanias' offence that he was
raised with, no other playmates but a
couple of gas meters. - Burlington
Hawkeye.,. $50 ~....- FIG. -...-
She saw a morning mosquito on the
cream>white paper of the bed ,room, and
crushed him then and there. But she
didn't know he was lpaled - Stamford
"A dvecate. ; 40. 49,. - =.
A Kentucky editor says neiyhbor
Of his SO lazy that when he works in the
garden be moves about so slowly that
the shade Of his broad, brimmed hat kills
the plants, ,~, ~
"How even that lawn looks, nv
DEAR" said Mrs. Mic to her husband, as
they we're taking suburban stroll
"Even!" he exclaimed, "I'm disposed
to think it's Sod"
'aa-t'There is not a weed in the garden
but has a mission" remarks Spurgeon.
That's probably the reason why the
average boy is so sentimental about lay
ing hold Of garden weeds. Boston Globe
Why is it that people boot dog and
shoot henf- Boston Transcript. And
foot bill f-philadelphia Bulletin. You
might have added: And cap climax
and head a movement f-Norristown
Herald.
. 9. One Of the handsomest broDzes on ex-
sghibition at the Chicago Loan exhibition
is ulysses bending bis bow" Wouldn't
"Ulysses bending his bow" have more
modern and significant twang to it,
Hawkeye.
"Why," asks beautiful young lady
."why is it that nature never intended
hair to grow on a woman's face 2" Why,
you dear, silly goose, it's because nature
wanted to give the manufacturer of
rouge, cosmetics and lilly white chance
- raT - 1s%g ~ - ; r, III
II Necessity gkpdks \ no. law PEARSON
livery steruly): "How could you come to
church to be married to man in such a
state as that" Bride (weeping): at
was not my fault, sir. 1uever can get
him to come when he is SOBER"
Hov,sha.atif,,1 and atfsct;no 10 Tho
siebt: md vhat volumes does i sneak Of
mans love iSr Woman. to see A husband
s ;n~ :. J, WIS s'ns otsae year 'ess>
.aI. q ~ by up i[s'
51lnhS z cS 4 ~ ! Ina 4 s,.la. "''"
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94eH,etts zens, said a, North Caro-
] e. IA ~ ]. there. Y age three topics
tnatnow sgltaks the ssAte- green backs,
taxes snd 'he ptaitsn,isty Ishsll pass
amsn.s are well known, and come to the
sl 'ons IL time r I,asare.~...sr.
the festive wasermelon' viii be- far. far
away, and in. sad Of having the cramps
saity Youth win be gracefully Gliding
eicy surface Of some duck poud'
Sing loads Of lies into the
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