The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-04-13
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-" N-'iAA ~ a WIG NDNGIGu Nlll
sInw :-Liyisib,e green.
4 ro1d many men are in the best o
ht-4'A VIM illuE aie ont of spirit.
Sony Co"s Il COW become q landed estate
J.. HlHs her INTO E field.
ling knuwl, dge.-Persoi al acquaint
si' n'I - s~siyauic battery.
Sc, ~. 81 made men very often, but self
uH'"- .Ees = good deal often.r.
-H o'.,."s g farmer act with great rude
'"r' ta"ards his coln?-When he pulls it.
,--.
''n should shipwreckei sailors not bs
ii h" In =? When they're in the jolly boat
sl % 6 sick man a contra fiction p
N-t- lie Is an impatient patient.
A ally home dress ought to last u Ions
willie she never wears it out.
What IS that which never asks any oucs.
t'"''. hGJ requires many answers? The street.
-NAon a fiddler poisons himself with lauda.
M, AeiIay be sand to have had too much
vi 49, hGE' rial.
A. Irish sailor once visited a city, where
he su! they "copper-bottomed the tops OF
t4..f aflsys with sheet lead"
- Lying is said hv tie doctors to be good
O. D. 10. health, but many u poor wretch
La. A., 90 to lilo death by it.
gsuIlo Of sailors were recently arrested
u" 'a'th for throwing buckets Of tar over
each User. II was 4 pitch-bsttle.
why is it, husband, tlat whenever we
sUnt Tor q pound Of tea or coffee TO the grocer,
II LIS cn ounce shorti ''Oh, it's Just q
't'Jl he has
.Et sort of a table do they keep at you,
Ice ri as house r said Jim to ms chum Dick.
&c" ..i sort Of = table, Jim? Why, unpala
t...r.'
here r" YOU going q ASKED a Itt'e 10y
co. r- nJT Who ND slipped and fallen down on
{ q raveasgnt-'Ioing 10 get up !" was
las r..Ii reply.
y ley fellow begged aims, saying he could
az nd ~tIi us mechanic; 81 am obliged to.
va iur IT
During an examination, a medical student
b ~ l-Eea, When does modification ensue ?"
N igd. VIZ en- you pop tho question, and
Wherefore is a darkey, with "no hair on
III. top orlis h,al," like a candidate for a club
VINO mas been rejected by its members 2
Eet'use he's a black bald individual
say John, when did you get that hor-
i1i- iontiGg hat r. "'Rlease, yer honor,'' said
. "a IT an old one of yours that missis
b''g NC yesterday, when you went to town."
-''Sir, do you mean to say that 1 speak
rs .y z said II person TO o French gentleman.
~. rare, l say not dat; but, lare, l say you
wax ruunl about the truth very much"
One Of Sir Royle Roche's invitations to an
L eh noblemen was rather equiyocal 81 hope,
nay ord, If ever You come within a mile Of my
house, loIli stay there all night"
Ga hearing a clergyman remark " the
world Was full of clnnEe," Mrs. ~Partingtop
sad she could hardly bring her mind to be-
lisTe it, so little found its way into her pocket.
. Some one seeing two or three eminent law.
yer5 gathered together on the site of the New
Law Courts said that they had met to view
the ground where they must shortly lie.
-"Spe.l cat" said a little girl Of five years
~ age the other day, to q smaller one OF
three. i can't, - wa the reply. "Well, them
tiuDTl tho NtntifTtl tnizfragu gif y1t ,npft
=. ell eat spell kitten"
IF there is anybody under the canister o!
heaven that / have in utter excrescence,'
SAYS Mrs. Partington, sit is the slanderer,
going about like a boy constructor, circulating
lis calomel upon honest folks"
A pert young barrister once boosted to q
number Of the bar that he had received !
twelty ~GuiHeas for speaking in n certain law.
suit; the other replied, ~ received double |
that sum for keering silent in that very caso.'
The people OF a place in Jersey took a
lief out the other night to tar and feather
i'm, but couldn't find their tar bucket. They
lied in their enterprise just as a vocalist
ills in si~nging-because they could-'t get the
itch.
"A man down in Lynn made so many pairs
I shoes in one day, that 1t took two days to
punt theml He was a smart one, but not
lual to one in New Hampshire, who built so
iany miles of stone wall in one day, that it
,ok him all night and the next day to get
me-.
AT the close of the sittings in the Illinois
.ouse Of Representatives, the clerk read the
II am requested to announce that
lat the Rev. Doctor Mcfarland will deliver a
,cture this evening in the hall on the Educa-
on of Idiots. Members of the Legislature
iyited to attend"
"A FrcnchmaD, soliciting relief, SAID very |
ravely to his fair hearcr, "Ma'mselle, / never
eg, but dat l have Won wife wild several
nall family, dat is growing very large, and
ossing to make their bread out of, but de
err SEPARATION on my Prov"
"A Yankee minister being threatened with
eprivation. said to some of his flock, that if
o we're "dsprived' it would cost a hundred
len their lives. On being asked What he
neant by such @ threat, he explained that if
uack doctor, and if So, he had no doubt h
be the death Of at least a hundred
'atients.
A beggRr, some time ago, applied for aims
t the door Of y partisan OF the mrndi iy soci-
ty. After in vain detailing his manifIld aor-
ows. the inexorahjo gentleman peremptorily
dismissed him. SO AWAY" sald he, go
ye cannot gie We naCthing" You might, at
replied the mondicant, with great dig
rity and archncss, have rcfIsed me gram
latically."
A Dutchman. the other day, reading an
ccount of a mcetingi in lnuIon. came to the
Tho meeting then dissolved He
1nld not define tie mem ne ur the latter.
o he referred to the dietion ry. an folt
at SIZED. Ina few I]niun.ns a friend came
n, when Mynh"ar sail. ''noy mus: lave very
lot weller de.e IN London. ] not an aeo"nt
A poor young nan once fnll in love With
n heirass. anil The p, sion being rttUrnod it
wanted The parents consent Co make
hcm lRrI7. A. lCn-th. meeting the f"ther,
,r .s'.oI fur thr dru"rt"r'- hand. 'iior
auch money can Won coma and p - ca not
,mmanl mnr!. ' WIS TIC reply. "Nhat aIa
orr expectations - swell, 10 tell tGC truth,
cxTert 10 ruu away with yoGr daughter, AMI
barry her if Won don't give Your consent.
An Irishman called on a lady and gentle
nan, in who's employ he WAS, for the purrosr
getting f8'ln les unl tCbVCc0. Il Lad =
irame last night. vnHT Huunr." said he to the
Gentleman. What j. it,, Pat :'-'Nhy, !
ireamcl that yer hpnoJ made me a present #
IuOund O. tuhGcry, nud her lGCytTr-
tcaven bless Lrr,-Eavc me SOM tay :ur tie
rooi."-"Ah. Pat. dr,nms 20 by co trariea,
'ou know, said t!lr guEtema".-'FaliiI, AMI
hey may that, said Fat $50 her inlysiip IL
o give me tObSccy Gnahis honor the tca!"
An ingenious counsel, who generally nan
.ged to win his case, was applied to by & nsE
who had stolen sons pork, tp defend him. Ac-
.,ordingly, in his usu:l incentive way, nc
ruined the p]r!UciDsi C'ilcs"n on Which the
relied, aud tie jury brought in a
fcrGict of not guilty. After the verdict wss
declared, as tho fellow wR- having the r,ur',
be whispered to his counsel thus a.
shall ] do with the pork, for l have got it VT
Eat it" replied the lnwyer, "i"r the jury saw
you did not steal it."
-"aisssa, you know dem big glass sha7es,
am aribu Inst hight :"-"W,ll2" sai! lis
-''Wcll, | Las pcelin' dc Gpplos, " On
johnson told me 10 bring one % dem ont.
and-'-"Well p said his master inpatient
Iy.-"Well, just IA l WIS .gw.ne TO do"
-sYou let it fall and broke it, you ,ar 'ess
~ ted the mnsfgr mo