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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-11-12

O. A little girl was visiting the eoun-
try, and for the first time witnessed the
operation of milking. Watching the
proceeding intently for while, she in
spected the COW minutely, and then
launched out the poser. "Where did
they put it in 7"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-11-12

ESHere's the way New Hampshire
exchange tells it: Ex-Governor Miller
of Minnesota is delivering lecture in
that State which is entitled "All Men
Are Liars" His tickets read, ''All Men
Are Liars-admit one."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-11-12

So A fashionable young lady accident
ally dropped one of her false eyebrows
in the opera-box the other night, and
greatly frightened her beau, ,whO,on see
ing it, thought it was his mustache.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-11-12
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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-11-12

tB-A little girl asked minister, ''Do
you think my father will go to heaven 2"
"Why, yes, my child. Why do you
ask?" "Well, because, if he don't have
his own way there he won't stay long"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-11-12

HEIn the lobby of ali Irish Inn the fol-
lowing inscription is printed on the wall
in conspicuous letters: 'Noperson will
get credit for whiskey in this house but
those who pay the money down."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-11-12

8S-A Virginia woman refuses to mar
ry bald-headed man, though he is
millionaire. She.explained, WED have
family fight some time, and he has no
hair to catch hold of. >
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28
From the EarIiesl Ages .

SCROFULA has been the bane, and as II
were, the curse OF mankind, Moses, in the
18th chapter of Leyiticua, lays down very
explicit rules on this disease. SO terrible
and loathsome had IL been considered then
that q person known to be infected with 1t
would not be allowed Il mix with society
The Jews regarded 1t tas divine infliction
and believed there was no cure for IT.. !, 1t
was then the sins ofa youth or d1viatiOn
from the paths Of virtue were punished as
long as life lasted. Happily In our day,
the sience Of medicine has been developed
the great storehouse of Maj ure furnishes a
remedy the disease is stripped of its ter
ror by the use of oftheSAMAkITAN'SR ROOT
AND HERB JUICES, and the Victim OF
Screfula, Ulcers, Sores, 'Pimples, Blotches,
litter, etc., can he restored to sound health
in a few weeks. That there are thousands
now whose conditions are as bad as those
Of the dark ages we are well aware. Many
now fail to find q cure as well as they did
then, To all such the Samaritan's Root
and Herb Juices will prove q happy boon,
eradicating all impurities from u blood,
and making the complexion bright and
healthy: A few bottles will remove PIN.
Piles or blotches, thereby doing away with
cosmetics ana powders, ROOT AN D HERB
JUICES $1.25 per bottle: Sent by express
- DESMOND & co:
9I5 Raceafraat PHILADELPHIA p
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28

Has completed the remodeling m n,e Hh
superior ice Cream to Parties, FeStlVa a .,
Pic-nics, &c ), at the lowest prices; !iaylbbs LAY "
furnished his saloon in excellent slyH is' ne
would be pleased to s. . all OF his oiG Gus
tends many thanks ior past fayors ano
hopes by strict attention to business 70
meet with continuance of the same
june.l-lm
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28
H. f. Kunkeps ustral y Il. f.
Kunkel's Shampoo for
the Hair.

The best and cheapestHair Dressing and
Hair Cleaner in the world. They remove
dandruff. alley irritation, soothe and cool cool
the heated scalp, prevent, the hair from
falling of, and promote the growth hnar IN .
tify the hair, and renderit soft and glossy.
They impart brilliancy and SILKY ap-
hair dressing, they are unriya'led; eradi- eraId1i
cate dandruff and prevent badness. The
Shampoo cleans the hair, removes greece,
scra M erapatlof sPpa teue geteS Ransels Re
Shamno0 and Lu ,tral restore hair to nat
ural and glossy color, restore faded, dry,
harsh and wiry hair, Price per bottle VI; !;
Ask your druggist for them or send to =: +
Kunkel, Proprietor, No. 259 North Nlntn'
treet philadelphia
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28

Schoebein named the substance which he
discovered Ozone. from the Greek word
"Ozein," signifying to smell. He supposed
that it was Oxygen in an active and highly
electro-negative state. My observations sd 90
stances (such as Chlorate of Potassa, etcs,)
that yield large quantities Of Oxygen give
but little Ozone, while others pfo9uclng
producing little or no oxygen yield large
Quantities Of Ozone. The ost highly ozon-
lied organic bodies are Cedar Mood, Pine;
salts, Alum, Surphur, chloride Of Soda,
etc, may BE- mentioned sa as agents yielding
Iifactured from all ozonized bodies by
chemical affinity, the evolution of organic
matter, and the rapid disintegration OF all
ozonized substances, either by means OF
heat, electricity or other forms Of force.
ozone is the antiseptic principle q every
substance possessing the power to preserve
animal and vegetable structures from de-
The preserystiy,e ana Rpring oggaas asa5i oi
Lime, Alcohol, ETC., are due to the presence
of Ozone. r -~ g.f'~7 -'.r fG
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28
MEDICAL. - HAkg

Lns. FITIFRs -vEsNTABlE KHEU.
- MATIC REMEDY lis the perscrip.
CLANS, and is guaranteed to cure UeeS rheuma. he
tism, neuralgia, sciatica, pain, Backache,
&C.. Or money refunded, by invigorating
the nerves. purifying the blood, and yneu-
tralixing poisonbls deposits inthe system,
BY merit 1t has become d standard medi-
1T In time. Remember that DIR, Fitler is
the only physician in America devoting
40 years to this one line of practice. Cure
warranted, Advice gratis. As South FourE
street. /. - I atLE- .lILl aL N --r.AnI
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28

Oxygen represents 18th Of the atmos,
phere Ozone, l l00Oih part. One thousand
qaurts, or 48 cubic feet Of air are consumed
by person every twenty-four hours.
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28
e. #. Kunkel' Bitter Wine

T., F, Kunkel's celebrated Bitter Wine OF
Iron will efectually cure liver complaint,
jaundice, dyspepsia, chronic or nervous
debility, chronic diarrhoea, disease Of the
xldneys and all diseases arising from a
disOrdere1 liver, stomach or intestines,
such as constipation, fstulence, inward
piles, fullness OF blood to the head, acidity
of the stomach, nausea, heartburn, disgust
for food fullness or weight in the stomach,
sore quotations sinking or futtering at
the pit of the stomach, swimming Of the
lngs at the heart, choking or sufocating
sensation when In q lying posture, dimness
of vision, dots or webs before the sight,
dull pain in the head, deficiency of nres-
piratl0n, yellowness of the skin and eyes,
pain in the side back, head, chest, limbs,
etc, sudden fnshes of heat, burning In the
lesh, constant imaginlngs of evil and great
depression Of spirits. Price 81 per bottle,
Beware of couoterfeits. Do net let your
druggist palm off some other preparation
ofirOn he may say Is good, but ask for
Kunkels Bitter Wine OF Iron. Take no
other. Kunkel's Bitter Wine Of IRON is not
kel. Proprietor, No. 259 North Ninth Street
Philadelphia. Pa. Sold by all druggists.
Tape Worm Removed Alive
Head and all complete, in two hours
No fee till head passes, Seat, pin ana
stomach warns removed by DR., KunKel
M ,Jorth Ninth street, Philadelphia, Pa
Send for circular. For orremOv1ng seat, r1n
or stomach worms call On your druggist
and ask for bottle of Kunkeps Worm
syrup, price 81. 1t never fails Comman
sense teachesif tape worm De removed, all
other worms can Ie readily removed.
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28

= 1IIEJUVOEND " NJOe
9l5 Raceafreat PHILADELPHIA !
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28

.-..E ~ e..-E---- &. -.-al =
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28

business you can engage In,
RtSl IS to 500 per day made by any p
WORK er Of either sex right It tne'p1Whb oTtb AZ
lalltiesf; n fmnroye your spare time for the
hTsin IgJ. ess. ass Address sT1NsoN d 60, Portiano
Maine
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28

AS result he has scovered that dis
parasites. Now ifany persons are disposed
to be sceptical on this point they can soon
be convinced, by the use of q powerful
microscope. that this is an absolute fact,
and. not q mere assertion. This being 80
what could be more natural than the Doc.
you must destroy the parasites causing it9"
DR.. Paine, after years Of study, has been
able to take Ozone, the great health-giving
element of the air, and reduce 1t to q
liquid form. 1t Is an absolute cure for
Catarrh, be destroying the germs causing
scourge, Diphtheria. and this disease is SO
deadly, simply because the parasites
causing 1t al Q allowed, from the want OF
proper treatment, to remain in the mem
would in all cases do the rest. Their de-
struction Ozone will positively accomplish.
1t produces better results in consumption
than any other known remedy, and If
used before the total destruction OF the
lungs will produce cure. The same Of
infeetant has no equal for the body or sick
room. .--.,,
It was first discovered by schoenbeln in
1889. In 1880. Andrews and TAFT obtained
small quantities Of it from Oxygen, by
means Of pressure. 1t is asserted by Leew
and Odling that Ozone contains three
atoms ofOxygen, while the latte 1has two
atoms, and that by compressing 1t to one
third of its volume Ozone is formed.
0zene has also been produced by passing .
series of electric sparks through Oxygen
Gas by applying Permanganate Of Potas1
sa to Sulphurtc Acid; by burning Phos-
phorus in Ether; or by forcing air through
q solution of Blood, Ether. Permanganate
of Potassa and Phosphorus.
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28
- 0INVALIDs' HOTEL.

The very large number Of invalid people who daily
visit Buslo om every quarter 9f Tie h Rlited States
and and Ss ess ID
and associated i with hm rendered
rnrovide place on grand and commodious scale
%r their Entertainment and comfort r,,r---. va
y 'eAiDYANT1GEs OFFERED.-The Invalids' Hotel
we 6@dng snS
X Sns Oh fthe most hesiui and desirable portions q
Ere, Niagara River, and the surrounding country,
being situated IN the midst Of an extensive system
Of beautiful parks ane Hote1 Is ~ mrnshed WIN
p and rom he different floors; 10 provided with ali
Kinds Of approved baths, and has also connected with
,srG nropss anu O0"s
CHRONiC DISEASES Of all forms, whether requir-
% H. 81 our
DisEAsEs OF OFWOMEN.-Especially are the facili-
.ies Of this infrmary OF superior order as regards
ali those chronic diseases peculiar to females: The
Employment, in moderation, Of tonic, chemical,
nSssss Shs. % Ss Ss.h rsmsas s IA
mean means to which We resort such cases Dry friction
70 the surface general shampooing swedish move
@nli e he ercuaton Of the blood IN the SYSTEM
relieve congested parts, improve digestion, and
senghen s ali eases to these apca
be No experimenting Is resoTted 70 ~ tne
n The peena9on aGs o e de
to st Tie condition Of the patient the thorough ven
tilaton Of the sleeping apartment, the cheering m
duence OF music, social Intercourse innocent games
for amusement and all those agencies which tend TO
arouse the mind of the patient from dssRo1adency,
and thus promote recovery, are not negected.
NERVOUS sDIsEAHEs-Paralysis, Epilepsy tFitsh
Chorea (st Vituss Dancel and other nervous @ ahec-
Ons receive the attention Of an % IN s nd sRe Be
most happy results secured.
LUNG GDIsEAsEs.-This division of the practice in
tbe Inyalids Hotel 10 very ably managed by gen
tleman Of mature Judgment and skill Bronchial,
Throat and Lung Diseases are very argety 1reasea aa
highly gratifying to both physician and patients.
EYE AND EAR-Special attention Is given 70 & the
delicate operations on the eye and ear aistln.
10 Conduct this branch Of the practice.
Invads arriving IN the city and desiring to con-
sccessihle by Carriage omnibus, street cars MIL
IER's Omnibus Agents on all incoming trains, can
be relied upon to iens, deliver anu oaekase
rH"Address r. Y. PMR@, J., Worlds Dispen-
sfT and invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. X.
The Morning herald., 1878-06-28
It's Powers.

The world moves. 70 does science We
have long been accustomed to read that
the want OF Ozone In the Atmosphere was
the cause of the plae ney of tchplera, small
tSoe aisesses Wphss pos6a hsye ths e
from q vitiated condition Of the air We
breathe. How to equalizeb tho ddisthfb6d
condition of the air we breathe toa healthy
tone, or supply IT'S health giying functianS,
q problem which occupied the best minds
Berlin, Dublin and Edinburg, as We'll as
our own schools for generation or more.
Professor VIM. A. Paine, A. M, NJ. D., q
highly educated and cultivated hysician,
has labored assidiously for thirty six years
to this cause of disease and its remedy.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-12-14
A Substitute for Flax and Hemp.

The cultivation of the nettle as a
fibrous plant, which may take the place
of hemp and flax, has for the last few
years attracted much attention in Ger
many. A pamphlet recently published
in Leipzig, by Nine. Won Roesler Lade,
and an article from a leading German
newspaper, both bearing testimony to
the value of the nettle as a substitute
for hemp, have been received at the
Department of State from our Consul
at Barmen. The question is one of
such Importance to our agriculturists,
in its possible bearing on the cultiva-
ton and manufacture of hemp, that the
subject has been referred to the Agri-
cultural Department for such investi-
CATION and publicity as that depart
ment may consider necessary. The
pamphlet is the result of Nine Won
Eoesler Ladies experience in the cult
walton of the nettle, and the result has
been beyond her highest expectation,
and the question occurs how a plant
possessing such variety of merits
should have been for ages regarded as
the most noxious of weeds.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-12-14

of Parliament, be laid down before both
houses of Parliament"
Thus follows the necessity for suita-
BILE legislation to secure proper treat
ment of cattle in their transit to the
seaboard, and of suitable veterinary in
spection before they are allowed to be
shipped. This inspection will be a
safeguard alike to the cattle dealer, to
the underwater, and to great interest,
which the criminal neglect of few
persons may PROSTATE. At Liverpool
the cattle all pass under the inspection
of a veterinary surgeon, armed with alb
solute authority, so that if diseased cat
tie survive the voyage they may be re-
iected as not understandable. boston
ADVERTISER
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-12-14
The Beef-EXpOrtIng Business.

With the approach of winter the ex-
port of live cattle to England is falling
off. The Cunard line has suspended
the business for the present, while the
Warren line will probably do much
less during the winter. The Canadians
are still shipping from Portland. The
Brazilian of the Warren line sailed on
Saturday with 252 steers and 1000
sheep. The steamer has been fit
ted with thirty-four additional ven
tilators the fixtures for securing
the cattle have been changed so
that each steer now has three feet in
width by eight feet of depth, instead of
only two feet six inches by eight feet,
as in previous voyages. The sheep are
in pens of 100 square feet each, twenty
to the pen. There is an iron guard
around the hatchways, about seven feet
high. This is left open at the top lex
cept in stormy weather), and of course
Gonduces to better ventilation. Each
steer is secured by stanchions, covered
with sheep-skin with the wool on, to
prevent chatting. Jumps of rock-salt
are placed in the feeding troughs, and
periodically the steers are fed and wa
tered. A veterinary surgeon goes out
in the ship. Thus the effort is made to
make the voyage safe and comfortable.
1t is undeniable, however, that the
storms of winter render the business
more precariods, and the rate of insur-
ance has gone up accordingly. Few
of our offices are willing to take these
risks. There will be cattle shipments
probably to limited extent, all through
the winter, and orders for choice steers
to arrive out just before Christmas,
have already been given.
There will be large shipments Eof
fresh beef in refrigerators, and the
market will be held, so that when
spring opens the business of shipping
cattle will be pressed with vigor. The
export business in both forms is regard
ed as legitimate, and is largely on the in
crease, but both have their risks. If live
cattle are shipped, but few companies
are willing to write against the hazards,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-12-14

of sugar containing little citric acid
lmparts to the mixture a strong taste
of pineapple. Acetate of amylic ether
is made by distilling a mixture of one
part of amylic alcohol (this last being
what is known as fusil OILY, two of ace
tate of potassa and one of concentrated
sulphuric acid. An alcoholic solution
of this last-named ether forms the Jar
gonette Pear Essence! Fifteen parts of
acetate of amylic ether with half a part
of acetic ether dissolved in ten parts of
alcohol, form what is called Berg0naot
Pear Essence. When this is employed
to flavor sugar, accidulated with a little
citric acid, it imparts to all drinks and
pastries the flavor of a genuine Bergo-
mot pear. Acetate of amylic ether
mixed with bulgric ether forms, in al
cohol solution, the Banana Essence.
Valerianate of amylic ether is made by
mixing four parts of fusil oil with four
of sulphuric acid, washed with water
and weak solution of carbonate of
soda. An alcoholic solution of this
ether in the proportion of one part of
six or eight of alcohol, forms the flavor
ing liquid known as apple Essence.
1t will thus be seen that much of
what is bought and sold as Pure Fruit
Essences are chemical compounds en-
tirely; that they are only mixtures of
certain ETHEREAL compounds of organic
acids with the oxides of ethyl and amyl
series of others, and that they do not
contain the ghost of the fruits they are
named after. Genuine and perfectly
honest fruit extracts and essences are
both made and sold, and that in guam
titles, but it still remains true, that by
far the larger proportion of all "Ex-
tracts" Essences and " Fruit Flaw
orings," as they are now sold in the
markets, possess no more of the gen
uine fruits in them than there is of
Havana tobacco in a cabbage-lea
cigar, or than there is of French wine
in Ohio corn whisky. Such for the
most part are the fruit tlavors which
now obtain in commerce, and which
are sold and consumed in quantities
beyond all computation. They bear
no greater resemblance to the genuine
original than horse chestnuts do to
chestnut horses, or than the honest
pork sausages of New Jersey do to
sausages which are made of cats or
dogs and jackasses.
In my next paper | will give the
formula as practiced by chemical ma
nipulators for initiating the flavor and
taste of strawberry and the peach; and
will then proceed to give detailed in
structions as to how the pure essences
of the genuine fruits may be extracted
and preserved, so that every house
keeper and every family may be effect
ually guarded against all possibility of
imposture by chemical counterfeiters.
In the meantime, let the pious add to
the good old form of prayer which
duplicates for '.the kindly fruits OF
the earth, so that in due time we may
enjoy them"-a supplementary clause
as follows: "But from all fraudulent
limitations of these fruits, as from all
other deceits of the world, the flesh
and the devil, Good Lord deEiUer us -
james w. Parkinson, IN Philadelphia
Times
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-12-14
An Undesirable Room Mate.

SCOTT, the greatest of English novel
lists, made use of superstition in his
works, but he had not particle of it
in his nature. Basil Hall says that
Scott told him, on the last evening of
the year 1924, when they were talking
over this subject, that, having once
arrived at country inn, he was told
there was no bed for him.
"No place to lie down at alp" said
he. mo" said the people of the
house; none except room in which
there is a corpse lying"
"Well," said he, "did the person
die of any contagious disorder?"
go, no, not at ALL" said they.
"Well, them" continued he, "let
me have the other bed"
$780," said Sir Walter, 81 laid me
down, and never had a better nights
sleep in my life."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-12-14
Burke and O'COnnell.

1--WE will now hear what you have
to say said the Fifty-seventh Street
Court Magistrate yesterday to two an
cry, red-faced women named Burke and
OConnell, who had fought and bled for
their respective rights.
Burke-"I 1t was her, sir, that struck
me first. This eye, sir, she whacked
before
O'Connell-" don't believe her.
Wasn't | quiet until she called me
names that would offend dog?"
JUDGE would like to know the
truth of what either of you say. Now,
Mrs. Burke, what is O'connell's charac-
ter? Good or bad?"
"She's thief and liar.'
"And Mrs. O'Connell? Now don't
excite yourself, for it's your turn to
speak. What do you think of Mrs.
Burkep"
"She's a red-headed, bleared-eyed,
drunken, miserable"
Burke Let me at her. Oh, by the
Powers above! let me at herr'
OConnell, rolling up the sleeves of
her dress" Come on, then, you bold
blackguard, and I'll demolish YOU"
"No! Good women be quiet or I'll
lock you up. l have heard you each
in turn, and believe you both to speak
the simple truth about each other. Go
home. IN Y. Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-12-14

THE Sacred Way has been discovered
and traced through the old Roman
Forum up to the palace of the Caesars
on the Palatine. This discovery, only
made while the workmen were digging
last month, sets at rest a vexed ques-
ton among the psychologists, who
have so long occupied themselves with
the topography of the ancient Roman
landmarks and thoroughfares.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-12-14

A GEORGIAN poulterer has developed
a breed of wool-bearing chickens by
dint of careful feeding on the best
qualities of cotton-seed. 1t is not clear
why an admiXture of cotton and feath-
ers should produce wool, but the pa
pers must be right about it, of course.