Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-05-23
Wit and HllD2O7..
A sweet rascal-I'he sugar beet.

"A SNScl IdSCHl- L ilt sugar Dect.
Do light-hearted people have cork souls
A watcr-eve Way-The entrance to ban
room.
josh Billings says men usually put bro
ken hearts to soak in whisky.
A lost tart-The only one left in tn
pantry before Il school boy,
you happen to get u f,iickened con
science. try and keep it to yourself.
spian may be a teeto!aler, and yet par
take of the spirit of the times.
1fhorses cileWcd tobacco. there woul,
be more horse spittles than thr,e are Al
present.
Joaquin Miller is writing a play. with :
cannibal fora hero. 1t is hoped that HI
will fully enter into his subject.
| Little things should rot be despised
The little toe is the smallest on the foot
but it always has the largest corn.
A country mayor has determined to Kill
hall the dogs in tie city, and tan theil
hides with the bark or the other half.
A DutcEman repeated the adage. Birds
ofa feather flock together" thusly-" "Birds
NIT one feIler goes nit themselves
Ifyou can't get the dollar of your dad
dies, take your uncle'> or y0lii' siand-
fathers. Don't miss good thing On ac-
count OF remote relationship.
What is the difference between tramp
and grocer who weighs his vegetables ?
One beats his way and the other weighs
his bccts.
A Florida negro mistook mule for a
ghost. and poked it with stick. Theyer-
dict reritcd that lie calne to his death Nv
using too short stick in probing tie
unhnowable for evidence of Il future exist
ence.
Theonorc rilton says: ''Forty years
from how people will wonder that there
ever q. yuld have been discussion on the
existence ola hell" Yes. the people who
are now forty years old will wonder, I'M
doubtedly.
Young man, remember when going to
see your sweetheart. whose father NAV
look with distavor upon your attentions.
that trade dollar. worn IN the hip pocket
OF your pants, is very useful in case OF ;.n
Winnie Ream If chisclins the government
out OF Seo.00o untlcr tic St,i>s. of n stature
of dear old Farragut He is represented
as saying, We've met the enemy and he
At least lie has a very Vinni=
yarish expression;
Its all very well to talk about economy.
bit the difficulty is to get ANYTHING to
The little baby who pur, his |
.ocs in his mouth is almost tie only per-
son who in these bard times manages to
make bu'h ends ,eet.-Ncoc Tork Herald, |
There was Il period of over one thousand
'ears in The history of HIS world when
lDors had no kryholrs. and a citizen could
'e seen feeling all over the door without
'Ncitiny the least suspicion against his So
'ial stan1ing.-Detroit Free Press.
The deacon of Washington church.
While counting over the collection money.
ound an Old and faded piece of paper,
which proved to he his own nearly ont
awcd note for thirty dollars. which the
'older. unable to collect. had turned into
he treasury OF the Lord.
A tom cat is more independent animal
Ian man. When man comes home at
or O'Clock in the morning, he slips in
s quietly as possible. bat tom cat don't
eem to care. The later the hour. and the
carer the house it approaches, the louder
will yell.
my dear" she remarked through the
slephone that riii to her husbands office.
yol, ought to be spanked for not chang
y your shirt this morning." But as her
usbana was out at that moment, the
Dung book keeper who received the mes :
,gc didn't feel like keeping up the dia- !.
'gue.
The Rev. Mr.. -. after several years of ,
aiIied life, was at last blessed upon 8
lturtlay by the addition of a fine boy to ,
IS family circle, which had hitherto con- !.
sted Of only himself and wife. Upon the ,
me day, the church at which he olficiated. !
'ceived timely and very much needed 1
)natiOn. over both of which events the
verend gentleman was very much elated, i
he communicated them to members of
s congregation on his way to church on :,
mday. 1t cfanced that in his prayer he +
luded to the financial event by returning u
anks '.fOr the arrival of a little sllccor,'i =
I'd was consequently much scandalized 5
hen couple of students in his congrega- :,
1n asked him, after service. whether he :,
ferred to the money or the baby. a
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