Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1878-11-13

On thy cheek k W1U - Wiueo4.
And summer 4 thy Asast.
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Or1s1n, y, d, ~ snc snoians Aie ous siayme.
"'o Os'0.s
JorEs says he han't got mother-in-
law, but he has fatheI-in jail, and II
amcunts 70 the sAme thing.
No one need ct discouraged II 10
only remembers that he will always II
worm 20, anyWay--eO A'eolcai saoenss'
THANKSGIVING approacA1h and II
W. turkey win - e16s comlDence talRs
ing anti-fat. -PkM CarsNtc1k Htsuk
Mss PARrrrorOr aavs IL Oalv vsv
TO prevent steamboat explosions i %
make engineess bile The watsr On slhors.
A rArAarn Il not knovn - -
companv ia keeua-Nt,e Orlsn.s R;on-
s,s1G
Anon9 the most renarksb3o .inven-
tions represented at IL recent pnneT ~
hibition st Berlin were papef ted.
MTwn q, . es.mt - = a. 49, 49,
aid ~ : vcnr~ rcnrle en4sssl ~
stnra and aGked fnr I hnffle n rssl.vne 30
Nor. Herald.
THERE wouldn't have been nv nilk
in the cocoanut If some of Cur daiSymsn
had had the construction Of -Cnci,-
sati Gatwddy Night.
Tus C;nc;nn.ti 0afsrdas Nsok -
discovered that IN ex-detective h about
to issue volume OF his-ketches." !" Prob
ably they will BE- bound In lt.--GsNpA6a
IT isdificult to understand ~ psai.
gree Of boarding-house hash. 0rGpAie..
Oh, no, II im't! Ips desired b the
lAndlady and damned ~ the boardefA
The Philadelphia Bst9eei1 wishes %
know whether We ever had 9 Pik6s Peak
No, but we'verhesrd the report ct : Con
stock lode.-N r. Herald.
mTur stvcnca.t nronens;tv n : von,
ans nature" says I careful student 81
the rex, IL 70 want TO know what =
going on, and the next thing y - bos
the job"
Ter price Of wheat i % low n Eux.
land that an agricultural papsr advisss
farmers to feed il (wetted and allowed 70
ferment) to stock.
MONTAGUE appears to have been an
actor with considerable genius and
twenty-nine pairs of pantaloonA
"WILL You settle that old acoount
of yours this morningf" said ! colonist.
!" No, sir; you are mistaken in the man;
| am not one of the old settierA
WHERE are the ooysr 49, tne
Christian Unson. Gone home with tho
girlA Or say, il It the Sabbath after
noon? They arc out to the bser garden
-Hcwkeye.
FIRsr Preparatory Student (ansrily):
If you attempt to pull my ear. youtl
have your hands full" Second DrsR
Cooking at the ean): "Well. -; 1
rather think shall.
A DANBURY man who lectured re-
Gently in an adjoining town, said that
many persons failed to get into the hall.
1t subsequently transpired that they
made no attempt to.-Laasossy Nes0e.
~ NEVER knew OF . fnshi0nable
woman who didn't think more Of 9 fool
than of an upright, sensible man" says
Talmage. Now we know why the dear
creatures run after him so.-PAilG. Bsl-
letis.
TIE Dsnbury Neys is full Of new
ideas. Witness this: "A ball Of hair
weighing nearly . pound was taken from
the stomach Of . calf in Bridgeport.
What . butter COW she would have
beenr'
auvrxRrrc and succen 10 hand II
hand. and vet somehow the man who
sits down on 8 red hot steam coil IN Z
public hall never seems to remember or
care about this great truth. Bswaisgtoa
Hawkeve.
ru.-. -h,.. l..,. h..l ,rsv.rt.
him 81 from M spiitting @ . : stick a q wood Or