The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1878-03-01
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Form OF government neede JUST
now-reform. il 9.an. a 1n5 a.f 70
An agricultural exchange asks
how to keep wells. They keep
Wells in New Orleans something
after The old s~tyle--by walllng him
in firmly. . r..f
1t is kurious documentary on the
cultivated konnoisseurs in kwaint
krockery that they kant kompres
herd the conservative consequences
Of spelling keramics with a e.
Boston Advertiser. ta
Maj. Burke was once a stone
cutter. He seems to have resumed
his old trade long enough TO COW
struct atnonument for the late w.
h. Chandler Concord Patriot.
There are American newspapers
that actually steal the paragraph
that accuses them OF stealing. 1t is
enough to make a pc~nilenliary
blush.-.EGlobe Democrat r..
An Alabama negro magician, who
claimed to be lead-prool invited
several fellow Africans to shoot at
him the other day. The obsequies
were very plain and unDrctcn,ious.
- Montgomery Advertiser.
Saint Beuve says: "In every man
there is a poet who dies Young
The editors w~aste>hasket indicates
the man doesn't know the poet is
dead, and keeps on with his non.
scnsc.- Philadelphia Ledger.
According to the st. Louis Post,
the wise man saith in his heart -
will HE INT 10 the upper end If the
street car and sit me down to read
the evening paper" but the (ooF.h
man ariselh from his seat near the
door and protfereth it to the comely
damSel,- Courier Journal.
~ripkins refused 10 get his wife
a new hat, and soon after his little
girl CAM in an said !: Mamma,
won't you buy ne a monkey to play
when you 90 down town 2"
No darling-wait til you IRE
ard then marry one, as |
did," replied the rief-stricken
wife, with her tears bursting forth
afresh Pack, s.,a,...lI .a. -rr
We never realized how awkward,
how necdlcssly stupid, how eXce8a-
and dcploraby faulty natute
is 80 strongly as when we reflect
on the painful fact that she has
never yet been able to create a man
that will fit a custom made shit
LHawkeye.
1t is when a boy finds himself,
without any solicitation on his part,
assigned to a position between the
and the teachers knee, that
he feels the imperative necessity, or
At least the dc3irabllity, of ordering
the immediate mobilization Of all
rorces.- Times.
Why should the Oil City Derrick
persis, in unpleasant references 10
tho Hon. b. +. Buffers spoons ?
Does it not know that the general
sold those spoons years. ago and
gave The money to the poor? Again,
$ It not aware that the spoons weie
not taken by the Hon, b. f. Butler,
out ty another man ? Chicago
Inter- Ocean.
An Iowa justice Of the pc &c sem
a man to he hanged. The
court reversed the decision,
and the justice gave the prisoner
a licking, resigned his Office and
started for Chicago TO become a
real estate agent. - Burlington
When Henry NJ. Stanley reached
the African coast; after his eXplora,
lions in The interior, he weighed
only one hundred and. nineteen
Some of the enormous
he told, coming from such
A small man, must have looked like
4 three~inch stream pouring out OF
4 halt-inch nozzle.-[N. Y. Herald.
The Turco Russian has had its
Dad effect. but is now heneiting
he world. Although the awful
war names did %inJure the telegraph
md cable lines, it is consoling to
know that not a single war CORE
'pondcnt will long escape slow and
.errible death from the same sUutce.
Gre ce must Ieel very much like
he Burlington nan who got up n
night to kick his hired girls young
nan out of tie kitchen because he
bought lie was STAYING rather late.
md on reaching the base OF operas
ions, found himself confronted by
our burglars, and quaGtum suff OF
:hloraiorm. He almost wished he
made up his mind to inter,
re.-[Buffalo Express.
a Boston girl tell while dancing
n New Years night and broke her
rm .-[Exchange. Her brother
hould have taken he, partner out
nd sch0lti,che head off.-[Harris.
urge Telegraph. We have red ow
better way than that, but less fatal.
lit him on tile lead a few times
nth a poker. -[Norria'own Herald.
his would doubtless have the effect
f putting q ouadrillelate:al head