The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-09-17

tore 6sld. II addition 70 shis. ~ have
elevated The sssadasd Of vomashood until
the ADesicsa woman i universally &C.
tsovledged - ,eeapyisg the highest po-
sisios - achieved By any Of her 81.
And ss,ll they are not hsppy!
According tn her ovn sduision, the
seattle Phebs sdmih that Adam and Eve
both lived in four story brown front Of
happy idlensss. innocence and prosperity ;
shat not satis6ed With all this. Quss like
'so). shs took the Devil into her cou6deace
and got poor Adam into terrible scrspe,
the conssqueoees Of which wee thst he has
hsen Obliged To work for his living land
Evs's) ever since. And nos, after Adam,
has dug the roofs out Of his own garden
pssch, ard got thing in tolersble good
running order, Eve Gomez running out Of
her house With piece Of sheet music in
Der hssd, and has the cheek to .sk him
"vhss he has done towards the .meliora-
tiou Of henr Well, here's more that be
hiss doue:
IL be hss Invented steam wagon for
himself. he hes invented sewing machine
for Eve.
A Washing machine for Eve, 70 that in
ssesd Of being obliged to ssand up to her
knees in the fuphrates and pound her
clothes With club. she can throw her 6g
leaves into box, visgls handle four os
Eve times. and Ia. the thing IL done.
A patent churn for Eve, that does the
work Of two hours in Eve minutes.
Ten thousand kinds Of stoves for Eve,
each one knocks the old Ere place higher
than Gilderoy's kite.
In fact, whss has the kindneas and in
vensive genius Of man leit undooe that can
consauee 70 the comfort and happiness Of
woman?
But Just list<n to this fair communist:
II 10 your province In teach mankind that you
! are not pensioner ON his bounty. hut when the
cred into barns. end the butter. are ready for
| the market. let u b cheerfully impressed ON hrs
forgrtf,l BRAIN. that you having been co-partner
,h. aecr:. are n.r also jS,ns proprietor in the
equal share in the profits Of TIN, cooperative
farming.
Men are easily led they ar. tie most su.cep-
tible Of human rae to nattery and soft soapiny.
each VI them having that vulnerable weakness,
| and every Woman should know where IN the
Achilles heel u doth lie. and aim for the sucep-
tihle point with steady arrow
Then u . sense ~ Justice. . recognition Of the
right appreciation Of her just dues tender
wife. sweet mother: patient toiier. enters not
within hrs 6'nty soul then. On, woman. . coun-
eel you, to shut on the supply Of steam. and ex-
ploae the ho'l.r of his nations.
Adam became the selfish animal that he 10 by
vision Of the fruit Of kno~ ledge. csn--d him To
iea~6i.
II the principle OF homeopathy he true, .Si,ni-
Eve Is tn Withhold the gastronomic supply until
,, Adams empty digestive organs bnny him to a
returning sense OF Justice. NV word for it, ladies'.
10 is the most eiected measure for ei,tch,ns the
entire camp OF athletes-the surest method for
c spr,uls,ng the whole garrison Of wsrriors.
rc,"Tx ~ sa,sr. sr Su1is, , me- sure ,a sOsr
cannon and s~rer, have failed tn conquer, q
persistent hedging to all avenues Vi food will
bring down tbs most vaun'ed armies. capture the
most pugnae'ous nghter. Stcksburg fell, he
sieGpd ri food. and the recens eoB;est ended
bv cutting od supplies and Eve may capture tine
entire army 81 man. selfish propen>it,es by
outside the kitchen walls
II that amt treason, and the rznkest kind
IL treason, ve don't know What il. F,rst
she advises the women TO try DECEIT and
aoft soap, like Eve, aud il that DON'T sue
ceed. to try starvation; but Miss Cousins
fossvts that the latter il game that two
can play At.
She then naively says:
II Eve did the mischief IN disinsereased love for
Adam. she must apply the remedy, by refusal to
he caterer tn mans selhshness till he shall say,
Half the apple 10 thine, love-"
II that ain't cool inpudesce, what u is !?
The Devil tempted Eve-she isll-sot
Adam into the same muss and did the
mischief in diainseressed love for Adam :"
Thsfs too thin. Mis- Couzins!
The lecturer then states:
Man. is seldom SAFE
when asay from the good wiSe's apron strings
Mes 5 capacity for falling into temptation is
marvellous, CONSIDERING their repa.ed and repeat
slaughter Of their principles IN the great msrts Of
trsde /; they not only exchange their grain for
gold: hut barter on times, their accumulated toll.
or their good name. their vrtue, and their sacred
houors. To the music OF some painted siren. OF
with faith in . moot palpable sham, the sacred
industry Of wife and hus6and. is shoru IL all ts
blessed p0ssibiities, while the sancsties Of home
are wreckedin one fell temptation
Man 10 innocent, trusting, con6dine.
MiS Cousins bsins woman hesself, ID
nit thss women are deceitful, and advises
each woman to tie her husband to her
apron string, for fear that some other
woman will deceive him! A much - to
say il makes piasuey little difference to the
poor devil-he's bound to Be deceived any.
hov
Would il not Be better for Mias Cousins
to drop "Co-O Operative Farming" Try
and reform her own sex fcs mans protec.
sion, and wash the paint Of sin from the
face Of "the siren :"
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