The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-10-15
FINE CUT.
Take Small chevs, for 1t swe'l..

| ], is 10, highly proper for q che,nis,
IN call his only daughter Ann Eliza.
- live that when the summon
.c..me-yOu wont tear the constable
VIII" serves it on you.
F; Women loves flowers anil birds.
They are, however. not ~ partial To-
swallows as men.
Thousands OF boys would 20 dirty
all summer IL il we're not wicke,, AMI
dangerous tn hattie in the river.
There ho place like hons" -
unless It's some nic. youn. girls l,,me.
when the "la folks are ut class meet
ing. and the n,,ch-h'x Is empty.
what straits are the most peri
lous." asked the Sun'lav school super.
intendent. and little boy spoke up
promptly. "whi>kev >,raigh:.'
F! some of the Chinese embss-v wear
outside garment. ri white silk. 81
CLOSELY resembling night shirts ~ to
make an oli mail d.dg. around the
first corner.
: To man with u he,.i ior figures
the letter y Represents an unknown
quantity require,i. II Is the same way
with NNN "n . whi-k-v- barrel, only
Mor- a.
RvIe Rabe once laid IN tine Irish
parliament: Mr. Speaker. I would
give the half III the curs,itation--n nav
the whole of lit" preserve the re-
n,ain.i-r.
! \ Frenchman has brought out u
device fur stopping trains in a'' instant.
but the Passengers won't stop for
i"rty or fifty second. after the train
Hoes.
IL WIS great stride in civilization
when cities laid ouf parks tar the
benefit "f sweltering citizens. AMI then
covered them with signs = keep of
the gra-..
An exchange prints Kennedy tor
Hnrd Times" Il Is simply Z" go to
work and save your money. IL is a
marvel that this was nc, thought Of
several wears ago.
! The late Samuel B,,s. Of Texas,
never would p..ach On u pal. He said.
'.if man knows ANYTHING, .e, him die
Nth it in him." What . mind was
there far n harl%r.
There j. more uDa,iuiterated ioy
over the capture ii one solitary
mosquito nn the inside 1T the netting
than in circUnven'iny the million
and nin,y-n nine "h the outside.
: tie said he rather guessed he knew
hrw 20 sail heat. hut the gentle
zephyrs that ki--e,l the ~avele,s over
, his watery grave m"urniully whisper
''He lutis-l not wisely
! Christopher Columbus didn't dis
cover Am-rica any >.p',er ;han all his
sailors dill. ard IL mean tn single one
man out IT hs.nie,ick crowd ani call
towns and streets after him.
"Ah." said The iy. ~ i, crawle,i
around the bd,le. Il have passed
through the ha'chin: age. The creep
ing age, the living aye. and nnw ] am
in the ninciia.e. and there il
stuck.
| You NAV envy VIM. II. Wander.
bilt his vast wealth. bat even he finds
il difficult sometimes 'o make both
end meei---wh-n he tries to bite open
a knot in hi. shoe lace. tor instance.
! "One thing the average man can't
help noticing. and that is. while the
yellow fever Is striking right and left
in the Southern cities. not one candi
date for Office has vet been struck"
| When young man has learned to
consume cigarettes in m artistic man.
ner by ejecting the smoke through his
nOstrils, life is no longer a barren
ideality. but a real as a bar Of soap.
"What time is il!" asked q customer
ola restaurant clerk. rs he settled fur
his hreakfast. ATS 4 quarter after
ale. replied the clerk. as he raked i'm
the cash and twenty five cent check.
1t j. a fact demonstrated beyond
dispute that the person who is entirely
alone when slipping down On the side
walk is more hurt than when >urrouad-
ed BY scores If un!eeling people.
1t requires great moral strength and
tenaci;y If purpose TO enable man 20
sleep ill seven in the morning whe,
an industrious flv ha> decided that he
hal better get up at half-r,st four.
There isn't much difference between
an old Roman s.,l.lier and cannibal
who has just dined on nice Young
female missionary for the frrmer WAS
u gladiator, and The latter is glad-he-
ate her, t~.
The gang Of burglars who worked
for seven straight hours to hammer a
safe in pieces IN secure fourteen cents.
knows something how a country min
ister feels next day after donation.
An Iowa editor thus acknowledges
a present Of grapes: I'VE have re-
ceived basket Of grapes from our
friend w., fDr which he will accept !
our compliments. some Of which are
nearly two inches in diameter"
Truth is tough. It will not break. !
like bubble. ut u touch. nay. YOU (
may kick it about like f',otblll all /
possesses; then, consequently. It, in
effect. the loan Was one Z" and for the !
benefit Of the Directors, and not to f"r
the benefit 1t the hank. with the
knowledge Of the leading hank. such
q loan il not authorized ar counte-
nanced by any power granted to ma
ti0nal hanks"