The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-12-19
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ka-sa w&a nos.
tey wAe Wsst ahef ebesiasts
81 thp les alt tnaks tie sahtAib, his
nski leg aas be spsprn9efs
re aesp apples iron Tg1Giag. pus
tbem lie coil place where there i .
large ismlly a children
Prot Tier hss sued 81 almAaAc
po6Ishcf iof stealing gate qsautiiy
8; BE- wealhsr sbich be bad saved 10
Coz aest yeaF
AT The signers II the Declaration
81 Independence signed their names
with qaill peas except cue he signed
his wi,henpo0a.
a bali u bAir welghiog nearly >
pouad was taken from tbe stomach q =
calf in Bridgeport Wbai butter Gov
she would have been
Tee mule may be tue most stub
born oi animals. bu; be certainly eas-
90, he the most ignorant. TOT does be
uos manifest plenty Of btsyin's.
The fepatalios that a man giIs
from bis aasesiers often wants ~
ma,et sl,srug 70 it him AZ thsfe { ID
clothes wood. Il u truly thus.
He Wa twilted Of bis balducss
AID fetof,ed sharply Well, there are
tEo thiugs you never saw 10 this world
a fed-heAdea uigger or bald-headed
tool.
Al Irishman 10 this vicinity, when
telling friend that be had just signed
the pledge. said 10 conclusion Yis,
Nike. I'm uiyer goin TO drink another
drop daria' me life time. II i live
A courlIy negro recently sent a re-
ply 10 an invitation, ID which be re.
GREETED that circumstances repugnant
TO The acquiescence would prevent bic
acceptance Of the invite,
We have been often told that there
vas future Ia store for Us, but we
have never found the store where IL
was kept 1t must be Que Of those es.
Establishments that do not advertise.
"A soldier excused himself for the
stealing Of liquor ration, by saying,
You see. both fations were IN one bot
tie; mine ia the bottom, aud 40 | had
10 drink 90 his 10 get at mine.
The relationship OF man aud wo-
man ia rainy weuther is discovered.
II they are lovers the woman will have
al the umbrella aud the man won't
care bow wet he gets But Il they are
married il is just the opposite
Can dogs dnd their way home
from long distancess asks an exchange.
It's according 10 the dog. II il is one
you want 20 get rii Of. be can find his
way back home from California. II it's
good Que. he's apt to get lost il be
goes around The corner
Little Freddie was talking to his
grandma. who was something OF q
sceptic. Grandma. do you belong TO
the Presbyterian church J No, To
the Baptisly No. To any church !
No Well. grandma. don't you think
T.. about time 10 get Ia somewhere +!
A rural editor has lost faith ia the
luck Of horse shoes He nailed one
over he door recently, and that morn
ing there came by mail three duus aud
seven stops. aud man called with a
revolver 10 ask, Who wrote that ar
ticis
"A Boston woman dislooated her
shoulder the other day while attempt
lag to liit pail cl water 10 throw in
her husqand's lace " ben will women
learn 10 call out the hre department
wbru anything ~ this kind is to be
dme
,lia "a extract lrom geull &
iu,e lc,tcr whcu thr Lopdou Christian
sasaa ,uuehcs t,r Dearest love.
have swsao@ri The postage stamp
which VS. on your letter because
kaee ,at your nps b.l touched Il.
DO you maze an, reduction 70
ministers saic young lady "a hicn
moud H. q salesmaa Aiwats are
you miai,ters wtir on. no; | am
not married ssid TIE lads, blushing
Daughter, then No The lradesman
looked puzzled am engaged 10 a
theological stadenl, raid She The re.
ducliou was made.
Arrah. Teddy and wasn't your
uame Teddy o'Bryne before you left
aald ireland Sure il was, my das-
lint Bas. my Jewel, why do you add
aud cali IL Teddy 0'Bryhes how I
Why, yea spaipcen. haven't ] been
married since came to this place
You ate ~ ignorant Of gFammatics tia,
sou don't know when one thing is add
I'd to another IL becomes plural
Alirf-diHRet orator --lts Ia the
soaietlul insight inler uman nature
that Dickens gets the pull over Thaek.
rs h0l % t'o.het haud, its ia the
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