The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-01-10
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ButEI brokeiin and saws I, .H QQin9
your pardon, Mr.! LoBgfellow, if you'll be
SO kind ~ tothold your iyawp for about
nv n m !. 9i ana let me GET TINS gruD
ready, yoq!l do me proud ": Well SIR,
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. wolHeo epI.st aont oenE II i. was 9et-
lux lux A'no 9eworked up. l turns 10 mf:
a aolInes, anu says !,"hook mere my .1et
49,, 49, - !" iu5n1ue tn's S,ienty snu IL
tne cculV SHOWS nefsel4,y oaii take WHISKY
stlMgnt, OF yoall 60 .ory:" mems .ne
"'.s ealu " : nlm: uHv~' WHY
want 10 sass sucn famous nttefy people,
! but you see they kind of forced me:
There amt nothing unreasonable bout
me; i don't mind a passed. OF guests a.
trcao1n Io9 my tail; three Or four times,
out when It comes to standing or it. it's
olnerent, and Il the court knows herself
yoAll take whisky straight or you'll 90
dry.' :Weli, between drinks they'd swell
around the cabin and strike attitudes and
EsPoos:' Gays Mr. hongiello": ~
"a 10 ho
+ says:Mr Emerson: = ..;<;
~Here once the embattled farmer stooa
And fired the shot heard round the world"
| Saws I, 20. BLACKBOARD the premises Al
much a. Won want to-it don't cost a
cent Well, they went on drinking, and
pretty soon they got out greasy old deck
and went to playing cut throat euchre at
ten cents corner-on trust. begun to
aotlce some pretty suspicious Things. Mr.
Emerson dealt, looked at his hand, shook
his head, and says: &c.,,
Il am the doubter and the doubt"-
ana calmly punched the hands and went
10 summing tor q new lay out Says he:
They reckon i'll who leaves me out;
Ihey know not wen the subtle ways
u1 P"'s' a"u ue"' "se''" :,
1ianS he ulunt 90 aheau ana 40 II,
TOO IN, ne was a cool one! Well, IN
ABOUT minute tnngs were prettyL t'ght,
s pus al OF a. a SUDDEN l. see 1y Mr: Emer
Son eye ana. nc ,u4geu ne nao en-. ne
l ns -! alieauy c"r'!le'' Two TICKS ana eacn
u o. tre ole. otaeis one: 80 now ne KIND OF
Illus ilttle IN ms cha'r ana says
tire OF globes and aces
1oo 'o"S '"e game ID pla!eo! ~;
~ "a uo~n ne 1e.cheo q llgnt power !;
a mr: hons'e''o" smiles as sweet asple and
says: .,.
Thanks, thanks to thee, my worthy friend,
For Tue lesson tnou mast taught!
and dog my cats if he didn't down
with another right bower! Well, sir, up
jumps Holmes, war-hooping as usual,
and says:
"God help them If the tempest swings
The pine against the palm!" cd.
and wish may 20 to grass if he
didn't swoop down with another right
bower! Emerson clasps his hand on his
bowie, Lonpfcllow clasps his on his re-
volver, and I went under bunk. There
was going to be trouble: but that mons
trous Holmes rose I'D, webbing his
double chins, and saws he: "Order. gen.
tlemen; the first man that draws iii Law
down on him and smother himr, All
quiet on the Potomac. YOU bet!
Thew were nretfvi ho1,,- come-vo,,-so
| NOW ond: +ho,, ho~on4o I,o.
NV " :. T, t"oy us"n ~ "'o~' i1ine'Son
wss R.rhara,Fr;tch;e ~ 1onafa maoe.
" It don,t hca;n 9th NM P;olow Po,,1,s ), :;
Saws Holmes: INV Thanatonsis laws
over :em hoth !" Thcy n;ohtv pear an n.y.
ed in a fipht. Then they Wished thev
had some more comnanvYar3 NJ ~
arson no;ntad at ma an3 eors. ' '
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a "outu .lAe s,'n:e lnu u11; ~ tlley maoe me
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