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students.
What is the difference between q
successful lover and his rival? The
one kisses his miss, and the other
misses his kiss.
Instead OF. answering a fool &C
cording to his folly it would be as
well to quarantine his mouth and let
conversation rest.
To whine and fret, and worry, and
make others feel miserable 10 the
great aim of life with a few who had
better never been born.
Salusatory Of a new paper in De
Ruyter. "Here we are" valedic-
tory of the same paper three months
hence. ssHere we were."
A cabinet-maker, deriding a lawyer
who was indebted to him, said the
only case he ever had was Q DOCK
case, and that he neglected TO pay
him for.
Waiter; Beg pardon, sir, bat ]
think you've made q mistake. Thii
I'd q halfpennyi Old gent (grsndly);
Oh, dear, no; not at ALL ! nevel
give lessi
aShow me the fashion plates o
any age," said Talmage, sand vii
ten yon the type Of morals or i'm
morals Of that age or that year Al
right, brother Talmage, we sugges'
the age Of Adam and Eve. w
hsyen't the plates handy, but doubt
leas you recollect them.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06

He had stayed till the clock-hands
hung together at eleven, and that valu-.
able recorder Of time was menacing a
strike. She had yawned ill her mouth
feltlarge enough for a horse collar, and
yet the young man evinced}no symptoms
of speedy debarture. ..tIve beenworking
on motto to-day she finally said, as
she held her eyes open with her fingers
sdont you want to see ,it?'' He said he
did. she brought out the article and pass
ed it to him for inspection. He held ii
up to the light. and read the cheerful SEN
tence. There's no places:.likex home
The young, man guessed he'd be going.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06

Tie possession of riches will bring YOU no
enjoyment unless you have good health; there
t 70 II you are troubled with an, Disease. of
Inc Heart, no matter how slight, it is well to
LOOK TO its immediate cure. Your physician
may n say, u willsgive you relief" but notice
t u ne does not say he will cure; but in DIR.
lirayes' HEART REGULATOR We have a
timonials we have received. Among the many
iormstof Heart Disease are Palpitation, En-.
iargement, Spasms of the Heart Stoppage so1
the action OF the Heart. Trembling all over
and about the Heart, Ossifcation or Bony
formation Of the Heart, Rheumatism, Gener.
a Debility and sinkingof the Spirits Send
your name to - r: INGALLS,, Concord, N. FL.
for pamphlet containing a list Of tcstimo
ni&ls Of cures, &c. : ..Fe,..,s -, ,o -,
Dr. Graves HEART REGULATOR is fol
sale g, by druggists, price so cents and 81 pc,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06

upon physicians and remedies that have
naugnt put repeated failures to which they
can refer. And although DR.. Pierce's Favor.
Jug Prescription is sold under positive guar.
santee TO cure those weaknesses peculiar to
women, and Notwithstanding that thousands
o. women bear testimony to its efficacy, and
the truth Of oil statements made concerning
y, many yet submit to the use OF caustic and
t gag knife Again. DIR: Pierce's Pleasant Purg-
awe Pellsts. no larger than mustard seeds
VIII positively cure constipation, where It Sis
dependent upon dyspepsia or torpid liver; vel
some still for relief upon the s.blue pip,
Or huge doses Of drastic cathartic medicine.
~ the face OF such facts can we wonder at
theblindness of theipoor Italians? q
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06
PITHS.

{
Hellebore will kill reaches. E''e'' ~ y
Kitchen floors, when oiled, will not show
grease. e. zss,@ AAa9& ,'yE0s3 ,.o.,
The sick room should be the lightest
and brightest in the house. s..% =
Never Rse fine comb. Fl
( qMay-weed blossoms put into alcohol
make superior liniment.
Apply lemou juice to CONS. ..'.-.s.. j.
i A delicious syrup is made by melting
one pound Of maple sugar with two
pounds of white sugar. -.
Raisins are rendered quite digestib|e if
boiled or steamed before usiEg them in
cakes or pies. S =. ar,.~..,
To sweeten the breath, pour a few drops
of tincturc of mJrrh into wine glass of
water and gargle the mouth thoroughly
with it. NV. '.. ',.
Never eat too much-never go hungry.
: Carpets having small figures are fashion
able. r. ~ -
Pure orrisroot powder is a harmless and
agreeable tosth-powier. e. : .,,.....,.
An Idea for mothers: Basic piece of
needlework on the bottom of children $
cloaks; this takes the place Of a white
dress in the street, and is far more easv
to do up.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06
VEeEr1NE IS SOLD BY ALL DRuGG1srs.
Caution 70 the pubic.

To avoid imposition, purchasers of w am Watch
es will observe that every genuine Watch, whether
gold or silver, bears trade mark both case
and movements. 4. .i-g..y.,, ! 49,
cestihcstes accompany thena Silver stamped
Am Watch Co., Waltham, Mass, Coin Silver !" OF
according to quality and accompanied by guaran
tee cerdcate, signed II. e.. Robbins, Treasurer. The
name 'WALTHAM is plainly engraved upon all move.
mepts, irrespective Of other distingushinx niafks
This caution rendered BY of the
faCt cases frequently separated from our
movements and upon less movements of other
MAKERS a. vice versa TINS affecting injuriously the
t. which is Intended 3only to cover our complete
Watches wholly made BY u.s.. IL Every buyer should
mako . close Inspection rs indicated. -. ~
35sssE }t4e II al 7 Il s!AMERIOAN WATCH co. ~
3t4 49, By r. E. ROBBINS, Treas.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06

s The Greatest Iii cOvel.y OF the Age is DR..
obias celebrated Venetian Lniment! 30years before
the public and ware nted Diarrhea Dysentery
sotic and Spasms, taken internally and Group
Rheumatism Sore Threats, uts. Bruises, Old Sores,
and Pains in the Limbs. Back and Chest, externally
u has ever failed. No family will ever be wit bout
after once giving it fair trial. Price, 40 cents. DR.
TOBIAS ENETIAN HORSE LINIMENT, in Pint
Bottles at One Dollar is warranted superior to any
other, NO PAY, for the OF Colic Cuts Bruises
CD sores, etc. Sold by al Druggists Depot 10 Park
/ lace Vorb
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06

We have sold Hatch's Universal Cough
Syrup for about four years, and it has steadily
gained inpopularity from its first introduction
we keep all the cough remedies considered
standard" in this section. The sale Of the
Universal has became greater than any, per-
hsips greater, than all the others combined
WAdonet hesitate to recommend it,
NICHOLAS e &LYTLE, Westbury, ,Cayuga
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LOST TREASURES.

II some kind power, when your youth is end
And lite's hrst sfresshnaess lost in iapguid.
Should stay awhile the doom by Fate intend
And grant-,us generously one precious
I saying st.. with thwa'tinss bitterness and
Your toiisome days thus far have been OPP
Choose now some blessing. fearing no denial,
To light and charm and beautify the rest,
What should we ask? the price ofyour ambi
Fame, power wealth. and gifts Of priceless
All, no-our souls would utter the petition;
"Gve us-oh, only give us back ourlost?'
IT., No v'.je9sa bliss pleasure and splen-
No as% ES a' uSassa%sS Of q; Gs ss
Only our own-the treasures we have lost!
" '''2 For, wesried out with strife LAND glare, and
Grown wiser with our years. aud clearer
No more beguiled by Dreams nor charmed by
bss We d S%a4as new and prize the known the
All, what crowd Of joys would gather round
-' i 49, Could we but have vanished back again!
The heart qnspoiled, the strength and hope
~ The bounteous life, the Ignorance of pain
The innocence, the ready faith in others,
+ The sweet, spontaneous earnestness and
q The trust Of friends, the tender eyes of moth
ers,
And all the rich inheritance Of youth
The plans for noble lives that earth there
after
Might be more pure; the touch Of loves
ar r And saving hand; the sound Of childish laugh
- - ~ Z ter, 3 - = = 4 - = ; -.. -
The peace of home: the joy Of comrade-
% r-7-t ship -: -t..-...-t r,r7,saE
We had them ALL and now that they had left
We count them carefully, and sec their
worth, 49,
And feel that time and fortune have bereft us
Of all the best and dearest things earth.
All, yes! when on our hearts the years are
= And ali our dowerplats are touched with
frost,
g., We ask no more some new, untasted bless
But only sigh, ooh, give us back our lostn'
~ ri ~ -Eza6eth Ak1rS, IN Batdari,ls MonhIy.
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Chicago Produce Market.

Orange Blossoms are only worn on the day
of the wedding and must be, removed before
the dress is worn again; the myrtle and iessa,
mine IN may be retained, mixed with any flower,
white white OF otherwise, that may be preferred, as
long as may be convenient. Both gloves and
mittens are worn, according to TASTE, sf,t.,s
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06
SAHDAL.WOOD

Possesses much greater power Ia restoring t.
healthy state tho mucous membrane Of the urethr.
than either Cubebs or Copaiba 1t nevsr produces
Sickness certain and speedy in its action 1t is
superseeding every other remedy. Sixty capsules ure
in six or eight days. No other medicine can do this
Owing to its great success, many substitutes have
been advertised such as Pastes Mixtures, Pills, Bal
sans, etc., all Of which have been abandoned. .,'
Dundas Dick & Co.'s Soft Capsules containing
OIL Of Sanda!-'uood, sold at all drug stores Ask
for circular, send r one to IS and 81 Wooster
Street, Ne,o York. :. Fri. w.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06

HIGHLY, IMPoRrANT-It is claimed THAI
Johnson's Anodyne Linimentis almost infal.
liable In the cure of Diphtheria, Pneumonia,
influenza, Bronchitis, Congestion of the lungs,
and hard, dry Coughs This may all be true
we know it will certainly'prevent Qiphtheria.
and that it will cure the; Group instantly, ~;
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06
-. 81 Il "a e. ~ as sss.,I q t4yE sffEs5f
Milwaukee Produce Market.t

GRA1N-wheat opened firm and closed quiet :: No,
! hard $1.10; No. $1.09h No. q $l.06; January
S $l;oSA February $:o51S March $1.o5ss No.
234c. Rye neglected and nominal; No. 4, f5OHc,
Barley easier; No.2, 58a5Shc; February 57aa q
PROFESSIONALISM and easier; mess pork S1O.65
Lard, prime steam $7.25; kettle S7.87l4.sIfs rt3t
Chicago Produce Market. StssE}fsi
[GRA1N-Wheat, unsettled but generally higher,
active and firm; No. 2 Chicago gilt edge S1.05H
$l.05ss March; No. 3 Chicago SOC; rejected $500
s s Corn, easier but steady and in fair demand
a42c May: rejected 30c. Oats, in slight demand but
holders firm; cash; February 2la2l1sc; reject
ed 2Oc Rye, steady and firm. at Soc. Barley, mar.
ket easier at &c., ,i53:3 II sf tfs go
81. iPROVISIONS-Pork, active and lower; S1O.62H
cash; $1o62ha10:65 February; $1O.S0d1O.s2H
March $1o.97ls III 90 April. Lard, in fair demand
S7.35a7.3724 March; $745a7.4711 April. Bulk meats
market easier, at 3Ac, $50, SIC.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06

q good supply additionally may be had
by interchanges among neighbors, or by
joint subscriptions of several neighbors to
the higher priced monthlies and reviews.
For magazine which comes once month
four families at least can have the read
ing before next months issue is due. In
very many cases, one or two copies of such
. magazine will supply the people tof a
neighborhood or town. This is not q
suggestion to induce people to take few
er periodicals; but to introduce some of
the best literature Of the day where it
would otherwise rarely be seen. Once
introduced, the habit and love. of reading
will grow, and very soon largely increase
the subscriptions list Of all worthy period
icals.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1878-02-06

g OLD TIL iNGS ARE DONE AWAY. :.
Formerly thh lancet calomel bsters and starvation
Zone sHay with this. Being vegetable they require no
81 Murray Street. New York
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You'll u r.. SCRATCH

poor mans long as you i've if You don't for
sake the old monopolists Five on Wagon Scales $50
each: On trial freight prepaid, by JONES OF BING-
HAMTON, Binghanlton, N Y. A,~ 10y - =
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q - E,a3 CHEW, .,&t4 80 15 rs
i bis. The Celebrated -
..,.. i !"Matchless I.&tI -
w : % ~' Wood Tag Plug ~. s.... i.
&ie&H I ,sToBACco. 49, <''>'.' - 81
The PIONEER TOBACCO COMPANY, IL
g.. New York, Boston and Chicago. =,

IS We will wager a years: subscription, that
smell rs cent package Of Sheridan's Conditio
Powders contains more pure ingredients, and
costs more money than a bushel of any kind
put up in large packages, Why :? Because
the large packages are WORTHLESS trash.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-01-16
THANKS.

1t is not often that the first birthday is
made as memorable as that of the GLOBE
Coming into existence yesterday morning
and receiving before shutdown Of the same
day the city printing by the overwhelming
vote of nine to two is an endorsement which
it is at once pride and pleasure to record
To say that the GLOBE is grateful for this
act of esteem and confidence is but feeble
expression Of its true feelings. It was q
mark of approval which will never be for
gotten, and it will be the aim Of the GLOBE
to deserve the support and encouragement o.
the friends who have made its birthday sc
satisfactory that whatever the future ma,
bring, this memento cannot be eclipsed.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-01-16
ST. PAUL. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1e, 1878
To Citu Subscribers.

The short time which has elapsed since the
issue Of THE GLOBE finally determined on
has prevented thorough canvas Of the city.
Comparatively few, either in st. Paul or Min
neapolis have been called upon to subscribe,
and those desiring THE GLOBE will confer a
favor by handing in their names without wait
ing for the canvassers to reach them.
The immense labor of mapping out the city
into routes for carriers is being performed with
great care and rapidity, but it will be impos-
sible to prevent some delays and errors occur
ring. Subscribers who do not receive theil
papers promptly will confer favor by report
ing the delinquency at the counting room, No
II Wabashaw street. st. Paul. or at the Mime
apolis Office, east end Of City Hall.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-01-16

EDMUEDs, of Vermont in his resolution
offered in the Senate as substitute for
Matthews resolution, declaring the right of
the United States to pay interest and princi-
pal of of its bonded debt, as agreed when
the debt was created, in silver or gold, bases
his declaration that the government should
pay gold only to the holders of it's bonds, on
the assertion that the silver dollar is worth
only ninety-two cents in gold. He overlooks
the fact that coined silver is worth more
than the uncoined metal. The debased sub
| sidiary coins are worth ninety-six cents, and
that the use of silver to make twenty mill
ions or more of dollars would undoubtedly
increase the market valus of the metal.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-01-16
PRISONS .1yD CONFLICTS

| The President of the United States, in his
special message TO Congress, recommended
Board of Commissioners, and an appropri-
alton to meet their expenses, to attend the
international Prison Convention TO assemble
i'll June or July next, at Stockholm, in the
interests of prison reforms all over the earth.
The Legislature of this State should lose no
time in directing our Senators and Repre-
sentatives to vote for and to use their infu-
ence to have the Commissioners appointed
and the appropriation made.
The subject is of the greatest importance,
challenging the kindliest sympathies of hu-
manity and the most earnest efforts of civil
cation. For hundreds of years very little
progress, if any, has been made. The Bas-
tiles and Chateau D'Ifs of the past, where
the vaults were sepulchres and the sea the
cemetery, have not been improved upon in
the penitentiaries and jails of the present
day. In the United States these institutions
are in the hands of politicians, and their
management held as reward for polit-
ical service, altogether wrong and
NlASeafoOAOuS' AAo SyStS1H y WOi6S. VOL
taire once said, that the worst use to which
society can put man is to hang him. 1t is
not intended here to argue the methods of
punishment. Crime must be punished.
Punishment, however, does not require the
eternal ostracism and damnation of the un-
fortunate victim of vice OF of society. Hang
the murderer-far better hang him at once
than torture him to death by inches But
the law provides different terms of imprison-
ment, according to the offence, although it is
not uncommon for two convicts to meet in
the State prison, sentenced by two
different judges, for precisely the
same offense under similar circumstances, the
one for double the number of years as the
other.
It scarcely matters whether the term is to
expire or not. The present system is wrong.
It begins by degrading the convict his head
is shaved, he is clothed in stripes. What is
the use of all this? It is no punishment, it
is an effort to crush out of the convict every
manly feeling, to brand him for time and
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-01-16
Gen. B. +. Butler says Hayes should haze
dedicated,
from his Speech at Boston

dedicated.
From his Speech at Boston.
believe that it was the first duty of Mr..
Hayes to find out whether he was honestly
and truly elected President of the United
States, and, finding that to he SO, to sustain
every man elected on the same ticket in his
place by every man and every dollar at his
command. Applause. I have no respect
for man who will dishonor his mothers
marriage certificate. insist that it was Mr..
Hayes duty to the Republican party, which
elected him, to sustain the men who sustain
ed him. If he believed that there was any
wrong or fraud in his election, he should
abandon his election and wash our hands of
the whole matter.
We believe that Mr.. Hayes was not wrong
firm in that belief during all that long count
and that anxious period from November to
March. In my Judgment it was his duty to
stand by us, and say to these men who were
voted for on the same ticket with himself,
and the ballots for whom were counted by
the same Returning Boards which declared
his election, and who received more votes
than he himself in many cases, that the
power of the United States should support
their right everywhere, if he had no suspi-
cion regarding the foundation on which he
was declared to be elected, in Louisiana for
instance. And don't let any one say that
do not believe Mr.. Hayes fairly elected, for
l have not looked into the subject carefully
enough to form Judgment on it. think
his course in Louisiana was very unjust. If
he was himself elected, Pacard was elected
by the same vote.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-01-16
A,. Encottanina Siam.
From the st. Louis Republican. ]

From the st. Louis Republican.
1t is most encouraging sign of the times
when highly respectable rogues find them
selves in the grip of the law, particularly when
these rogues have earned their punishment by
deliberate betrayal of public confidence. We
presume the two cx-Presidents will feel
very much Inundated when forced to as
sociate equal terms with the "sneak-
thieves and pickpockets, and burglars at Sing
Sing or Auburn. Yet the humiliation if there
is any, ought to be on the other side The
meanest sneak-thief, pickpocket, or burglar
confines his operations to the living while Case
and Lambert have plundered both the living
and the dead.
Ii there is one obligation more sacred than
any other, it is that incurred by men who un-
dertake the management of life insurance COM
panies; and if there is one crime which, more
than any other, deserves speedy and severe
chastisement it is the wilful violation of this
obligation.
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Daily Globe Advertising Rates.

Fourth Page 5 cents per line every insertion. y
Third Page cents per line for the first week. All
subsequent insertions cents per line.
Display Advertising (on Fourth Page only double
above rates. All Advertising is computed Nom
pareil, 10 lines TO ali inch.
Reading Matter Notices, First and Second Pages
25 cents per line.
Reading Matter Notices, Third and Fourth Pages
90 cents per line.
Especial Locals Second Page, IS cents per line
The GLOBE offers yearly space, but proposes tc
charge by the line for the space occupied, and the
charge for the last day will DO tho sane as for tht
first, no matter now many insertions IRE made
Rates arc fixed exceedingly low, and no charge Is
made for changes it is preferable to have new
matter every day if possible.
Minneapolis Office, east end of City Hall block
second floor.
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Sudden.

"A wedding as abrupt. II not as fantastic, as
Mr.. Wemmlcks took place on New Years
night, at Marlboro on the Hudson. During
the afternoon a well-lnoWn resident of the
village called on the Rev. Dr. OLSON and in
vlted him to dinner at 6 o'clock. Bring a
marriage certificate with you,'' said the host
i've may have Wedding there tonight"
The doctor is discreet man, and did as he
was told. st his friends house he met a
large company, and after dinner was an
nounced took his dinner at the we'll appoint
eel table. The host undertook TO carve the
turkey. but made such bungling work of his
duties that one of the guests was constrained
t" remark to him: 'sYou should get mar
ried then your wife would teach you the
proper way to do these things The host
tlld not deny the soft impeachment, but told
what manner of woman he should like for
wife, ending by saying: "Now before
we proceed further, .spose we take vote as
to who | shall marry The company en-
tered into the canvass with great hilarity
and after the vote was taken it was declared
that the host was in duty bound to marry his
housekeeper, young and well-educated lady
who had presided over the establishment fol
more than a year. The young lady had
stepped into the kitchen to give some fina
directions to the cook, and when she re-
turned she was informed of the views of the
company. She was completely taken aback
but after the ladies' had coaxed her to give
her consent, she placed herself in the hands
of her friends. "Halloo! let's get married
now.'' exclaimed the host, with the imper-
turble Wemmick's self-possession. The
dinner was suspended it had scarce
ly begun the bride took off her white
apron: the bridegroom dropped his napkin
the two were made one the marriage certifi-
date was signed, and the company kissed the
bride and then sat down to dinner with a
first-rate appetite. The next day spinstel
in the neighborhood, hearing what had hap
pened. raised her hands toward heaven and
exclaimed, in a spirit of true devoutness
Lord how sudden there's no tellin' whose
tuok4ll come next -