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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-01-17
Gen. Grant Interviews YesuEinS.

Grant (to Vesuvius)-Do you object
to smoking? Vesuyius-Oh, not at all.
Smoke away. / like it. Tn an incor-
rigible smoker myself. Puff Grant
Smoking ever make you sick? Vesuvius
Yes. / throw up q good deal, and am
troubled with chronic eruptions. Grant
Ever make you nervous? Vesuvius
Makes me little shaky sometimes.
Grant Folks complain about you smok-
ing any2 Vesuvius- Yes, but it makes
no difference to me. / can't live with
out smoking. I smoke away just as
long as [ please. Grant--So do I.
Think il is bad habit? Vesuvius-
No. I'm as old as the hills, and I've
smoked ever since I can reeollect. Grant
So have 7; only ny folks complain be-
cause my tobacco scents the rooms. We
suvius -Egad scent all Naples some
times and the surrounding country.
Grant a match about you? Vesu-
vius No matches, General; plenty of
sulphur, though. I'm in the gunpowder
line, General, Like yourself. Grant
Yes Why, fought it out on that
humph I've heard that before. Good
morning. Graphic.
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How Ireland is to be Set Free.

O'Donovan Rosa, whose "skirmish-
ing fund" now amounts to $44 ,373, hints
darkly, in the irish World, at the man.
ner in which he Will expend it against
England. He quotes a description of a
body of Russian cavalry who, Gin q belt
round their waist, carry few pounds of
gun-cotton or dynamite, and, with this
highly-destructive explosive, they may
work incalculable harm" lie adds that
gun-cotton and dynamite are not very
dear, and leaves the reader to infer that
the fund, thus expended, would destroy
a great part Of England. He adds: CA
small charge of gun-cotton, placed sim
ply upon a rail and fired with fuse.
sufices to blow several feet of the iron
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Happy influence OF Great Specific.

For the preservation or recovery Of health
and strength, the diet should be wholesome
and nutritious. When it happens that the
alimentary processes are disturbed by inn
proper or half-masticated food, the best REM
edy for the evil results of abusing the digestive
organs is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters most
pepsia, and for the bilious and evacuative
Irregularities which result from it. The liver
and bowels, in common with the stomach, ex-
perience its beneicent influences. The refuse
of the system is carried off through its natural
outlet, healthy flow and secretion of the bile
is promoted, and q powerful impetus is given
to assimilation in consequence Of its use. 1t
healthfully stimulates the bladder and kidneys
when they are inactive, and by its tonic and
regulating action fortides the system against
malaria
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-01-17
Remarkable Success.

The success of the leading literary paper of
the West, THE CHICAGO LEDGER, is truly re-
markable. Since its introduction to the read
ing public six years ago, The LEDGER has
steadily advanced in favor, and is now &C.
knowedged second TO no paper Of the kind in
the country. It's circulation is national, and
has been obtained through the efforts of it's
publishers to produce a paper Of high moral
character, and at the same time sell it at price
consistent with the present hard times. That
they have succeeded, and well, too, the thou
sands of readers of The LEDGER scattered from
Maine to Texas and from Oregon to Florida
will bear testimony. THE CHICAGO LEDGER is q
large forty-eight column weekly paper, which
contains stories both complete and continued,
in each number, written by the best authors
Of the day, and a great variety Of information
interesting to every one. The subscription price
Of The LEDGER is only $3.50 per year, postage
paid, and 1t IS equal in every particular to other
papers of the same character which sell for So
year. Three copies of this valuable paper
will be sent to any one VINO sends 10 cents and
their address to The LEDGER, Chicago, ILL.,
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Tor sale by all Druggists.

The Greatest Discovery of the Age is DR..
Tobias celebrated Venetian Lniment 80 years before
the public, and warranted to Diarrhea Dysentery
Collie and Spass, taken internally; and Group Chronic
Rheumatism, Sore Throats Cuts Bruises, Old Sores,
and Pains in the Limbs, Back and Chest externally
1t has failed. No family will ever be without
after giving it fair trial Price, 40 cents. DR.
TOBIAS VENETIAN HORSE IMMINENT, in Pint
Bottles, at One Dollar, is warranted superior to any
other NO PAY. for the Of Collie, Cuts Bruises
Old Sores, etc. Sold by all Druggists Depot-E0 Park
Place, New York.
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Honor In His Own Land.

Says Oomley in his recently-issued work,
The History of New York State, " The day has
passed when the benefactors of humanity were
allowed to live in ignominious poverty
sacrifices, their labors, unrecompensed. 10.
day, the benefactors of the people-the men
who devote their lives and energies to the in
terests of humanity-these are the men whom
the world delights to honor, and whom it re-
wards with princely fortunes. AS an earnest
worker for the welfare of his fellow-nen, DR..
r. V. Pierce has won their warmest sympathy
and esteem. While seeking to be their servant
only, he has become prince among them.
Yet the immense fortune lavished upon him by
q generous people he boards not, but invests In
the erection and establishment Of institutions
directly contributive to the public good, the
people thus realizing, in their liberal patron
age, q new meaning Of that beautiful Oriental
custom of casting bread upon the waters,
Noted in both public and private life for his
answering integrity and ali those sterling
virtues that ennoble manhood, DR.. Pierce ranks
high among those few men, whose names the
Empire State is justly proud to inscribe upon
her roll of honor. Ambitious, yet moved by
an ambition strictly amenable to the most dis
eliminating and well-balanced Judgment, his
future career promises to be one of unparal-
leled activity and usefulness, ably supplement-
ing the work he has already accomplished, by
q life at once noble in effort. enviable in It's
grand results" While DR.. Pierce's genius and
energy have won for him so enviabIe a posi-
ton On the records OF nation, having been
elected Senator by an overwhelming majority,
his Justly celebrated Household Remedies have
gained for him yet more desirable place in
the hearts of grateful people. His Golden
Medical Discovery and Fayorite Prescription
have brought health and happiness to ten
Thousand households.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-01-17

HEART Disease, by it's insidious work
ings, has brought many pc sons to an untimely
grave. The valves and various parts of the
Heart are very tender and easily disarranged,
which in time will become settled Heart Dis
ease, for the relief and cure of which we offer
you DIR. Graves HEART REGULATOR, a
preparation long and favorably known in New
Hampshire, where the Doctor practiced as a
regular physician. It is not cureall. but is q
medicine which goes straight to its work
The HEART REGULATOR will assist the
action of the Heart. and its continued use will
afford permanent cure. Send for pam
phlet, containing full description of it's mer-
its. to FRANK E. INGALLS,, Concord, N. H. For
sale at 80 cents and 81 per bottle
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Get the Genuine

The genuine DooLEY's YEAST POWDER is sold
only in cans Always refuse it if offered loose
or in bulk. It is the practice of many grocers
and dealers to keep cheap Baking or Yeast
Powder loose, and sell it for any brand that IS
called for. We, therefore, caution purchasers
to see that they get it only in cans, under the
Label and Trade Mark of the Manufacturers,
DooLEY & BROTHER, New York.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-01-17

THh constantly-increasing sale Of BUR-
best judges that it is equal, if not superior, to
any, domestic or foreign. It also received the
highest award at the Centennial Exposition.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-01-17

"AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION, Ere. !"
-Sheridan's Cavalry Condition Powders will
positively prevent all ordinary diseases common
TO horses, cattle, sheep, hogs AMI fowls, be-
sides constantly improving them in appearance
and in value
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THE
GOOD old
STANDBY
MEXICAN MUSTANG IMMINENT. =.
FOR MAN AND BEAST.

ESTABLISHED 35 YEARS Always cures. Always
ready. Always handy. Has never yet failed. Thirty
millions hare tested IL. The whole world approves
the glorious old Mustang-the Best and Cheapest
LiniInent in existence. % cents bottle. The
Mustang Liniment cures when nothing else win.
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CAUTION. I've caution our readers to
beware of diphtheria, pneumonia, influenza.
bronchitis, congestion Of the lungs, coughs, and
colds at this season of the year. Get bottle
ready for instant use. It may save your life.
It has saved thousands.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-01-17

PATENTEEs and inventors should read adver-
tiEement of Edison Bros. in mother column.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1878-01-17
EREE! EREE! EREE A. AZ - - oS 3
| hlCHERS Of VOCAL MUSIC,

q esiring the Best Book extaut, should try
FAVORITE Gems o es@Psd for fq fRs 8so
SONGS t bs0f and f. .1 r. spd F. b. 3 0nr
szzunauau4 NJ Mcintosh the eminent
t3T 9na teaeher TTlSe Sp 09zep S2ap4e ~
r. W.. CARROLL & CO.. PublsheEs. Cinclnnsti, az
LYON ERALY Chicn0n
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TO CONSERVATIVES

The advertiser, having been permanently cured of
that dread disease Consumption by simple remedy is
anxious to make known to his fellow-suerers the means
of 70 all who desire it, he will copy of the
prescription used free of eharge with the directions
Tor preparing and using the sumo which they will find
SURE CURE for CONSUMPTION, ASTHMA, BRoNCHII1s,
&c.
Parties wishing the prescription will please address
REV. EDWARD a. WILSON,
1874 Penn Street, Williamsburgh, n. z.
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PURELY VEGETABLE,

containing those Southern Roots and Herbs which all
wise Providence has placed in countries where Liver Dis
eases most prevail 1t 9cU all Diseases caused bg
Derangement OF the Liver and Bowels.
THE SYMPTOMS of Liver Complaint are bitter or
bad taste in the mouth Pann the Back Sides JOINTS
often mistaken for Rheumatism Soar Stomach; Loss of
Appetite Bowels alternately costi7e and lax Headache
Memory with painful sensation of having failed
to do something which ought to have been zone Debility
Loto Spirits. thick yellow appearance of the Skin and
Eyes, dry Cough, often mistaken for Consumption.
Sometimes many Of these symptoms attend the dis
at Others very few but the LIVER, the largest
i'll the body is generally the seat OF the disease and
If not Regulated in me great suffering. wretchedness
and DEATH win ensue.
can recommend IS efdcacious remedy for disease
of the Liver Heartburn and Dyspepsia Simmons Liver
Regulator-LEwIs G. WUNDER, ,625 MASTER STREET
ASSISTANT POSTMASTER, PHILADELPHIA.
We have tested its virtues personally, and know that
COR Dyspepsia Biousness and Throbbing Headache it
is the best medicine the world We have tried
forty other remedies before Simmons Liver Regulator
but none OF them gave moro than temporary relief
but the Regulator not only relieved but cured ed
TELEGRAPH AND MESSENGER, Macon, Ga.
MANUFACTURED ONLY BY
d. n. ZEEL9M g. CO.,
v-11TVr
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MRGELE"S SAAIEI@a
KEEPS Patent Partly-1nade Dress Shirts, best quail
ty only plain seams to finish, 6 for 81.
KEEPS Custom Shirts to leasure, best quality for
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RED FLANNEL UNDEREYtAft.
Undershirts and Drawers best quality, 81 80 each.
White Flannel Uudervests, best quality, S1.50 each
Canton Flannel Vests Drawers, heavy 75c. each.
Twilled Silk Umbrellas paragon frames, 60 each.
Best Bingham. patent protected ribs ST. each.
Circulars and Samples mailed free application:
Shirts only delivered free KEEP MANUFACTURING
COMPANY d and nRT Mercer Street. New York.
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SANDAL MOOD.

positive remedy for all diseases of the Kidneys
Bladder and Urinary Organs: also, good In
DrOpsical Complaints. Itneyer producessickness.
ascertain and speedy in It's action fast supersedug
all other remedies Sixty capsules cure in six OF egs
days. No other medicine can do this
Beware OfImitations, for, owing to it's greas sac-
cess, many have been offered; most dangerous
causing piles. &c.
DUNDAS DICK & CO.'S Genuine SQts oas~
sues containing oil of Sandal Wood sold at Gil Drug
Stores. Askor circular, send for SIS and 81
Wooster street, Ee0 York.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1878-08-31
BLANCHARD & BLANCHARD,


4M 1873 Elias Richardson executed and delivered 10
Octayius H. Hamburg his mortgage deed Of that date there
by conveying to said Hamburg lots ten and Twelve IN DOCK
rightyonc States Addition ottawa now cty) also
lot number four IN Cavarlys Addition 10 Outots In the
southwest fractional quarter OF section one township
tnythree north three east of the third principal
meridian fronting sixty feet on the Dayton road ana
running Fox rycr;all III La Sale county, Illinois
That said mortgage duly recorded in the Recorders Of
of said La Sale county said 18th day of May 1873 In
volume liz, page ISL thereof.
That said mortgage WAS so executed ana delivered 10 s'
the payment OF three prOmissOry notes of even date
Herewith executed by the said Elias Richardson each note
being for the of five hundred dollars ana payable TO the
thereof respectively with interest At ten per cent per
annum, pay able scmiannuay.
That said anbury by Endorsement on the back OF eac o
said notes duly assigned and delivered the same together
with said mortgage Sas W. Chcever President OF the
Illinois River Bridge Company; and that said sas W
Checver such assignee Is now the legal holder OF sal
notes and mortgage. 800,
That on the 9th day OF March A. 1871 said Illinois River
Bridge COMPANY by T. c. Allen. Its treasurer, released IL
said Richardson said out-lut number four in Cayarys Add
ton to Out-lots OF the city OF Ottawa, &c. ,.,
That all of said notes are now over due ana defut "~
been made in the payment thereof That there If now due
thereon principal and interest, twelve hundred anc my
nine dollars and fix cents.
Now therefore by virtue of the power IN said mortgage
contained shall the I'd day of October A. D. 1898 al
OF the La Sale County Court House. sell at public auction
and parcels OF land above described TO wit lots ten
and twelve in bObk eighty in States Addition to Otta
wa NOW city) aud all the right title interest homestead
rights and equity of redemption of the said Elias Richardson
therein. TO the highest and best bidder, for cash.
s. W. CIlEEVER
President Illinois River Bridge Company.
Ottawa Ill. August 81, lSIo.-iW
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lie Was Correct.

"Breke down, dld you:" queried Gratot
avenue wagon maker, Il few days ago, rs a
farmers team hitched to the front wheels OF a
wagon halted at the door.
smashed by the cars was the brief reply.
Train struck you, eh!"
well, kinder. | had on 4 load of fence
posts, and when | reached the crossing the
train was right at hand. put the whip on to
Sarah and gave Bill a yank on the lines,
and then figured on my chances. I'm q
whole four,hoss team on mental arithmetic, |
am, and wasn't minute calkelating that
that air locomotive would strike the of hind
wheel of my wagon. Bill reared up, Sarah
SHE'D, and the engine footed four hundred
times a minute, but had them figures right
down fine.
"Thc engine ran into your wagon did it,"
"Of course it dd-struck that hind wheel eX-
actlv as calkelated, landed me just rs cal
Related, landed them horses and fence posts
where | calselated, and now calkelate that
YOU want about $50 to repair the busts on this
vehiclew
He was right on that too. Nothing like
arithmetic.
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BUDGET OF FUN.


III Duhce,
whats your name?" teacher out in the
country asked new pupil.
pm Ounce, sir" replied the boy.
The teachers eyes dlated Il little and think
Ing he hadn't understood, said:
"What did you say"
"I'm Ounce, sir" repeated the boy, who
was rather bright looking lad.
you're Ounce, are you?" said the teacher,
smiling.
mo, sir" said the boy.
why, didn't you say sou
NO sir"
Eyes you did,
NO. SIR"
The the teacher was about TO appeal to the
school when a thought struck him, and turn
ing to the boy he asked:
What is your first name"
Isaac, sir"
"And your next"
May, sir"
The teacher was Guivcring with excitement
now, and he was trembling with eagerness AS
he asked:
"And the last.'
dunn, sir"
"Now say it again, the whole of it," shouted
the pedagogue.
II. May Dunn, sir"
Boys" yelled the teacher, always be care
full and be correct and particular in your pro
nunciation. Let this be a warning to YOU
Ke0huk CONSTITUTIONS
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a False Alarm,

A large congregation had gathered to hear a
stranger OF some notoriety. Soon after he had
introduced his subject, the cry OF fire! fire.
in the street very much disturbed the congre-
CATION, and many were about to retire, when
an elderly lay brother arose and said:
If the congregation will be composed, l
will step out and see if there is any fire near
and report"
The congregation became composed, and the
minister proceeded. Taking advantage Of the
occurrence he called attention to fire that
would consume the world.-a fire that would
burn forever in the lake that is bottOmlcss :
and had Just concluded sentence of terrible
import. and not without manifest impression
on his audience, when a voice from the other
end of the room rs if in flat denial fall he
had said, bawled out:
ITS false alarm
The effect was ludicrous in the extreme
The old man returned; but the inopportune
response spoiled the force of the eloquent APP
peal from the pulpit, and even the preacher
could scarce refrain from joining in the uni
versal smile that passed the congregation
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MAYO & XIDMER,

lttDTHtHS az Lun,
A DEMONSTRATION SALE or REAl
n ESTATE.-ly virtue of an order and decree OF The
County Court La Sale county Illinois, made Oh the petit
Administrators the Estate of Michael b. Ocson deceased
leave sell the real estate of said deceased at the No
yrmber term A. d. 1871 of said court shall on saturday
the 2Sh day September 1873 the hour of 10 O'Clock IN
the forenoon said day the late residence of said Mcat
b Ocson deceased Lot Two, hereinafter described IN
the township of Miller in said county, sell at public sale t
real described as follows to W.T. All mat portion u
lot thirteen, in section scycn in township ihrty-our norm
range FIVE east Of the third principal merdian when it'
south OF the public highway running across said lot contain
Ing fOrtysx acres less also all that portion OF LOT
the northwest said lot two described as follows Ia
witt Commencing at the northwest corner OF said lot wO
thence south along the west line of said LOT nineteen chains
and eighty nine links 10 the center line OF the pubic nigh
way incrsecng said west line, thence north f0ryve ana
Uneaf degrees east along said center line OF highway sew
chains and ninety links thence north twenty ana
Oncha degrees west chains and scvcntyyc links 10
the north line Of said ut two thence west along SAID north
line chains and Vc links 10 the place of beginning con
tanning sixteen NOR" or less Also lot neeD IN sec
ton twelve in township ryfOur north range four east OF
the third principal meridian: in La Sale county, Illinois
said lots Two thirteen AMI tern being plated and record
ed pages and 81 u Plat Book c. in tile Recorders office
Of said county, ,.....-
Said real estate will be sold for cash. IN hc paid by the par
chaser upon the confirmation OF tho sale by said Louhtr
Court and will be sold subject 10 the dover right ~ jnRS
b. OesOn widow OF said deceased; and said lot eS Hag
he sold in tracts 10 suit purchasers. MT
Dated Aug. $, is78 PETER BERGASIAN,
ISAAC CIASSNSN,
Administrators OF N,atC oil Michael
augl0-iw Il. OlcSOT> att+ased.
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NICHOLSON & SNOW.
NTAl'EOEILLI

NIA'IIc - tHILllNOlS Ia SALE Co.'S
- IN TIE circuit court. OctOber tenn 1915.
taharlnc Cassady Thomas Cassady and Eliza Ann Css'
ny f Michael Cassidy. John Cassidy and Margaret Ellen
Cassady.-IH ChdHceiV.
Affidavit of the non.residence of Michael Cnsady and
John Cassidy implicated with the above named defendant
Margaret Ellen Cassady having been filed III the clerk Of
nee Cf the Circuit Court of said county notice Is therefore
hereby given Ia the said nonresident defendants That the
complanant filed their bill Of complaint IN sid court on
the canCery side thereof the 10th day OF May lSS ana
that thercuou issued of said court wherein
said suit is pending returnabe on the second Moday
In the month of October next as Is by law required
Now unless you, the said NONRESIDENT defendants above
named shall personally be and appear before SAD Sthit
Court the first day Of the next term thereof 10 pc holden
OTTAWA in and for the said county, on the second mohda
In October next, and plead. answer or deur TO the li
cOmplanants bill of complaint the and the matters
things therein charged and stated will be taken rs con
fesed and decree entered against according 10 me
prayer of said bill ROSWELL W, HOLMES, CIcrk'
Ottawa Illinois. August ~. 1875.
RICuoIsoN a. SNOW Cornpts Solrs aug2I
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BROTHER Gardeners Opinion.

A citizen of New York sent in commune
cation asking Brother Gardner to express an
opinion Oh the subject: Does veal tn make
men happier?' The Secretary having read
II kin answer that queshun only so far ez
my feelings go, kase | doan' 60 roun' among
de rich AKIN der opinyuns. hez do ole cab
in all paid for, money in de savins bank, pur-
ty good fings in de house, an we allus hez
plenty to eat an Sunday suits hangin, from dc
pegs De odder night wal tinkin' of de sitooa-
shun, an l says to dc ole woman dat we orter
feel very happy an be very fankful. Yes, |
spose So she dun said, but we need some lace
curtains, new carpets, more dishes, bigger
house, some jewclry, q horse an keeridge two
gold watches an lawn party, an can't be
right down thankful TIL we get EN- spect
gem len dat do moar cash u man hez in his
pocket de happier he KIN be, if he wants to
lie perfectly wllin' to take fifty Thousand do''
lars an see how it feels. "-Dtrost f1ve Press.