The Osceola times., 1878-07-20

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Ys, me thsa sssnsa =. .psss NssishA
| ,rhessh nov each spct loeks dresf
Yet, tho thy snils - ~ 70 s1gAt,
To msa'rY thea ast dear,
10 msm'rv thsa art dear.
MIGRArIKa birds 20 Ia . direct line
from north 10 south, and sever taks
their course from sast 70 wet o. wsst 70
east.
The pssson who bet On McCasthy says
II is we'll known scientific fact that {
man is ahortef at night than - \ In ~
morning.
The hsight Of polltsuess 4 pasulng
round upon the opposite ddo OF lafy.
while walking With 'hss, h order not %
step upon her shadow.
WoRK b necessary b succea. Evsn
II it should b your good fortune 70 hsvs
1t rain pottsgs, yca wsuld have 70 held
out Jour dish or - sogty.
SOME psrsoo sre alWays spsaking
words sf encsungemsnt. 1hs bprinG.
field Republican Gays "it h . nsrk o(
genius to perspire freely" ia
1HsY met tkat is, - vs.t y ~ sssrs
1nS Az I. 80 ...,a ain ~ % ~ t..y.sss.. ~
Abe F.ssssiy nid sIs vosI1 eli sssis.
tn: poor man o.t weat vAoss viii
dealt him triplets the ottss day, loohsd
at them glooaily apd sxelainsa: "Thrss
Of . KIDD and nothing IN u pot; Just
my luck" f.,
Paorzsson-"C Gan you nuitlply 70.
eether ConcTeto uumbofD r. Tho olasu
are uncertain. Professor" What vill
Be- the prodnst Of I've apples uIultiplisd
BY six potatoes Z" Fresknan (tsiunph-
antly) y" Hash."
THE just-publhhsd report Of q, Isish
benevolent society nys: Notuish-
standing the large amount paid IL
medicine and medical attoDdance,, VIZ
few deaths occurred during the year,
II SEE that your psop,s do not heep
Sunday" remarked an Amasisan aheon1
TO . lady resldent n rasis, yeooat)y.
"Ah, no, nonsieur." !" replied ~ Payisi:n
With . charming accent to. her Esgliak,
we doss not keep 'un-ws hts an %
loose"
vIsIToR to Sunday school, addrsajag
the children: what q ~ Ostoouib6
object Of Sunday school inslxuctioa q"
No answer. Visltor: What = the o.
tensible object Of Sunday scAoel ins(sue-
tioni" Small boy (in . fesbls vUiss),
Yss, sir."
II sHouLpx'r think there wouh b
such word ~ 'brsakfht" rsmaske1 .
young linguist TO bis neither The otkss
morning. "why NOT, dear T" asked ~.
Because, ma" replied The boy, ''it
ain't natural. Things never bseak fsst--
they break loose" 1 A n
R0BERT BOYLE believed that ~
sound Of Q drum made Of wolf's skin
would break another made Of sAeepshIn,
and that . harp strung with iox-sut
strings, would make heus ~ away. His
philosophical writings and even thess Of
Lord Bacon abound In superstitioas of
this kind. ffat ~
THERE 10 no ridiculous nousense about
the honest Dead woodiaus. The most
vigorous waltzer at . dance thero last
week excused himself ct halfpast II ~
caus, he had stage coach 70 rob q IL.
What q rsbuke thi. Z 70 our gidty,
procrss mating, selfindu'gsnt v0tafiss
Of pleasure. That man Is bound 70 sis.
even II the whsle community have TO
pull on the rope.
THERE 10 On either side Of the equa-
tor sone Of perpetual nies. Farther
north Ia the sone Of migrutoFy Aies,
while still farther north h the happy 70
gion whso hiss are unknown. Il b In
contemplating the distribution Of dies
that We perceive Why the Esquimahx
cling TO t6eis frusen home. Superficial
'rsous have often asked Why don't the
Esquima1 leave the Arctic regions and
come south 10 comfortable ciinatsf
TINE wrrEs sotlLoovr.
Time vss vhss mach ~ lsvsd -:
whsa vs wslhst est q eicss 4 az, = inhais
The vsrnsl hrecss. and - sens tce.crsnn
Vel q s..ssss Sss. -. : Sses ~ vs.lsa
With csrslul haDds ~ dlpv ~ nanep sean1 ~,
Isst: = 3 ~. tle eys.i.s - sAs.n .sr
AshoSss M @ = iss1 is'i ccii IL eli
| Swing sver The anrden-xa1e tili Midnight
% %yissS.. sssssiss s. ss ~ e ~; ~ sslt .eqs
Yea thse hissye lsskse kisAly aH
Ne wiped ny trarful syss vbsn vs leafssd
Tssi sisass 90. bls:s tSs sv:siass. ~.
Whea viotsy ela.n hsviing rosn4
o.. 4 ~ svsss, sss aaily ~ pszionsA.
| On ths seis, sssf ths chssiful fps y ~
And p snutsi lou Oty psssiek.
A NAN whose every look peuvsd bow
hungry and psnnile1 - Ras. ha1lsd BE-
iorc an eating stand at ~ OsqEfal usr.
ket 70 lot hiI uouth water ior . vhile.
The woman called out: "Cone. b
| jogging along You won't got my rod
here unIess you have the cash. Ny
dear woaan," hs eoa6dsatiaIly began,
al au not hungry; jpst lsfs w.
bssakisstsablA sitss ~ heertiss pal