The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-11-17
HUMOROUS.

The air apparent-Thiok fog.
Woman's writes-Postscripts.
A taking person-The policeman.
Aprickly pair-Needles and pins.
New version-vox Pop, you Lie.
A smashing business-Hail stones.
A popular field ofioer-A kernel Of
wheat.
Tramps have not refused to take trade
dollars.
It is o wise man who knows his own
umbrella.
Little darkies In Florida are called
alligator blackberries.
A light garment for warm weather.
The close Of the day.
Now then, all together Who ever saw
q knee growr Helpl Helpl
Why is the nose In the middle Of the
face because it's the centre (scenter.)
only one he can shut up without giving
~offense.
"This Is quite O ram in essence" said
the man as he fell with his arm in q jar Of
vanilla.
to yourself-Get somebody else to do the
blowing.
When an irate parent applies the hickory
to his offspring, we suppose he is polling
his issue"
You think you may know the ropes com.
pletely, but q pretty girl oan get you on o
string any day.
Send the Indians . ton or two Of penny
untootered minds.
Some people are like green Holsters
they never know when to let go when you
shake hands with them.
A mule will behave himself eleven year
and six months Just to get one off-hand
shot at q middle shirt stud.
When you see q man going out with an
umbrella in his hand, you may bet your
little pile it's going to be q clear day.
1t is the experience Of circus proprieton
hat one stock Of clowns jokes will outlasi
seven sets of canvas covering.
Why is m a%uctioneer who sells a woman
o bottle of cordial a base cowardp Becauss
he knocks her down an elixir.
81 presume you no longer wish to re-
main in cog" said the man out Of the
machinery to the man In the machinery.
When Paul said, "all is vanity" he wa,
looking straight ut q young man wearing
straw hat with a blue band around it.
A woman cant put on any side saddl,
airs when she goes in swimming. She hal
either got to kick Nj like q man or gel
drowned.
Bow down your head, ye naughty clam
ye oyster say your prayer, the month tina
hath an r has come you're on the bill Of
fare.
Somebody has discovered that, wheneve
the grain is cut and hauled in, the tram
makes his appearance on the stubble ant
demands work or bread.
A beautiful example Of fierce Of habit
is to see q disciple Of Murphy all his glas
ut the hydrant and dreamily blow the froA
of the innocent water before drinking.
II you are stung by a bss uAa hartshom;
{ bitten by q snake. sc. drunk. So ply
icinns say. o, hang g bee Bingl Give us
{, snnke bite Cincinnati Brslkfast Table.
A mar will sit on Q picket fence all the
fternoon to sec a baseball match, but
nut him in a church pew for t~hree-qunrters
4 an hour md he viii vobble all over
he seat.
In the makeup OF tio modern small
10Y tueIe Is ultoBCtpet too mucu Wuistic
or the amount Of boy. 1t is most too
much like using q two-quart funnel in n
hree-ounce vial
The New York Herald says: "Sma!l
pieces of sponge, soaked in croasote, will
teep away black ants" To keep AWAY
White aunts, the safest course is to have
10 spare bedroom.
The gang Of burglars who work for seven
itraight hour to hammer n safe to pieces
10 secure fourteen cents, know how a coun.
Try minister feels next day after q donation
risit.-Detroit Free Press.
Probably the mild Legged goat is the only
animal ever invented that can eat twenty
!our hours q day, and then get up an hour
before day and devour q flour barrel and
Ieven old fruit-cans for a lunch.
"Sweets to the sweet" said o young
nan on passing the syrup to a young lady
1t one Of our hotel tables. And beets to
he beet" remarked the lady, showing
:he dish of that vegetable toward the
soung man.
Nothing will sooner make q mans eyes
ihoot fire, his brain whirl, and his heart
1op up against his palate, than to lose his
balance on his available leg while trying
70 stow the other away in his dual
karmenture.
How TO STUMP IT.-An orator who was
n great demand in political campaigns,
being asked by an admirer the secret Of his
success, replied: when l lave facts, i
i've 'em facts; but when 1 haven't, 1 yell
ind saw the mir"
"whoa, E~m"-bangl went the officers
revolver, and the guttersnipe rolled over
IN the dust and clawed the ground in his
mortal agony. Next day the officer was
elevated to the rank of sergeant. Gentle
.eader, this happened in Utopia.
"When a young female" says the Auto
.rat of the Breakfast Table, walks with
\ male not arm in arm but his arm against
the back of hers, you are generally safe in
asking her what wages she gets, and who
the Teller was you saw her with"
Some recently discovered inscriptions on
burned bricks bring to light the astounding
revelation that king Ahasuerus hanged Ha-
man because he invented the ACCORDION
and put the price down to $l.75 so that
every young man might have one.
Ease Attainable by the Rheumatic.
Yes. although they may dispair OF relief, Il
is attainable by rheumatic sufferers, for there
Is q remedy which carries of, by means o
Increased activity OF the kidneys-importan'