The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1878-08-17

ern farmer wich he'll a boss that afore
the war, OWN to its bein blind and
spawned, wuz wuth $50, found that
hoss Wuth $500 doOrin the war becoz
the Government he'd to hev it, and
he'd nothin but its greenbax to pay
fur it in. Hence the honest farmer
divvyed with the honest contractor.
and there wuz $500 put ahoat, which
Wuz good thing for the grocers and
the photographers. The wife Nv that
farmer never stopped till she he'd
cake Nv French toilet sope and a silk
dress and her photograph, and the
farmer himself put on broadcloth
and fine linen, and bot trottin sui
ky. Them wuz prosperous days.
We can't, NV course, hev another
war to put our new issue into serke-
lashen, but we kin hev wat will do
jist as well. We kin hev internal i'm
provemence. We kin complete all
the kanals and railroads that ever
Wuz cOmmenst, and we kin kom-
mense iist ez many more ez we
choose. For instanse, the Cross
Roads wants
The slack waterin uv Niger Run
to make it ayaleable for sfde-wheel
steamers at all seasons NV the yeer.
The compleshun NV the Secession
vile raleroad, to lower the frate on
Iikker from L0oisyille.
The compleeshun NV the pike to
Boregard, to cut off the trade NV
Libertyville.
The establishment NV all arsenal at
the Corners, and also a nashnel mill
itary academy.
The emejit bildin Nv branch con-
nectin the Corners with the Southern
Pacific road.
The establishment here Nv a ma
tional obServatory,to observe eclipses
and diskiyer planets and sich, with
out Wich there can't be prosperity,
The bjldin uy a plank-road over
Davis Hills, with a swing bridge
over Niger Run.
These Improvements, all demand
ed by the general good, will cost not
less than three million Nv dollars,
ali Nv wich wood be DIVIDED among
the honest perdoosers NV the Cor
ners and the honest contractors, NV
wich l shood be one.
Thus the money wood get into cir
cuiation. and thus it wood go long
way toward restorin prosperity. Ez
every other locality wood want an
ekal amount, there Good at least
thousand million put afoat to begin
with, Wich Good be added to from
time to time ez we needed it.
''But it wood all hev to be paid
agin," objected Bascom, with heyin
suthin is alluz objectin to finanshel
skeemS for betterin the times.
"Never," sed l, "never." This
money amt never to be redeemed.
1t will go on and on forever. When
a bill gifts old you kin go and ex-
change it for Il moo one, and that for
another moo one. The people will be
Obleeged to take it, for it will be legle
tender, and it can't help maxim mon
ey plenty, wich Is wat we want now.
Pay! never! Ef we are agoin to
pay we mite be benefited for time
but it wood be but temporary. We
want permanent finansheel releef;
suthin that will last. A Unlimited
is5hoo Nv money and libral system
NV internal improvements to git it
into serkelashen is wat we want
now.
lssaker wuz satisfied, and to NOR
row mite we mete to organize the
"Onlimited Ishoo and Internal I'm
provement League NV the Cross
Roads"
Our ralIyin cry will be, "Our ca
passity ior spendin money must be
ekal to our capassity for prodoosin
it, and both must be onlimited."
We shel hev good times at the Cor
nerS ez soon ez the Nationals carry a
Congress, and kin get to work. / hev
developed the skeem for EN-.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
Finanseer.