The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-11-21

So So let itgo by; sfl3. " .s44 rtii
- The dust Of its mart.
fn And smile to think OF Its fumult
Willis we sit apart.
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'sia 5ai EVERYDAY SPICERIESs
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A TIGHT ft--delirium tremens.
4 "A GRAND shell race-the oyster.
The lap of luxury--a eat eating
cream.
a MAN Of low extraction cheap
dentist. y sd
To get cheap dancing lessons, let the
hired girl drop a fat-iron on your
bunion.--W Wheeling Lcadxaa ss.sl-i
In fair weather, when umbrellas can
be borrowed, every man should think to
lay up one for q rainy day.. Buffalo
Eapress. ss,fiiIyar
THE best thing to go hunting with is
a club. 1t doesn't fA youraIees full of
shot, or kill any COWS grazing in the
next field. - Chicago journal.
EVERY man is made better by the
possession of d good picturel if it is only
a landscape on, the back of "a, .hundred-
dollar note,-Ne.r Orleans Picdyune.
B SouiRE--e Now, sboysg what's the
gender of egg2" Sharp Lad {whose
mother keeps chickens -" Please, sir,
you can't tell till its Matched. "-45Fun.
sE ONE reason why more people did not
go into the Ark is, that Noah neglected
to advertise in the papers. Thefe is a
great moral lesson contained in this
fact. Ne,c York MdH. ~ ~
z SOME men we know Of are different
from Elijah in thisss Instead of going
to heaven in chariot of, fire, they would
rather 90 up in d cheroot of smoke
Keokuk Constitution. " HfFisfg3
The Yonkers Gazette says there's such
luxury ..as honest leisure There is
when fellow is sitting upon a;t0lerably
comfortable oasis waiting for the next
camel train.--N 2. C9glmcrcial.
ADVICE to INDECENT young men-If
you haven't got an ulster, carry COCO
heavy cane It may, not possess much
caloric, but it has an Appearance of
warmness Bradford .B1eeseaizai1
BEING unable to make their Wedding
cake 20 af9Sno y $1,000 Iou[ Iees aDove
iss Peass;a ta.hnd W. anu ls kssa ssac pem, .Ia,,
started for Europe, and sent copies to
their friends.lN s 1gl iIsl7Ll OH
A RESIDENT of Grand Rapids, Micn.,
us iIs Ssssu. IsN1 Il syiVov n ~ 10y .eb1s &c
ne lSSs !. an VIZ I Ma1 seea ,Js u su !,
y when Won sneak Of losing over Loo ner
cent cent ~ G;;,,c;,,aot; rasn,,e5c;ni Hls-1' r.
.,1,,s,r th;,l,of, The ,r.,osd fss,;nes 90
Farmer Form 1 who fn5s E too Late that he had
snrasb s 4 dawn = on ~ osf cc-nart ldf tho
ss1d m t .Lnt ~ IsIe II Nj 1.ln,.;ss 49,,
.ielu Snao was ,. na ~ Po sIl AZ sn:
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Why are those fags hylngr asked
q countryman OF q cute CITY snap, polnt-
ing 20 .ae aisana ssll ''s aTIy s1Sy happsu
aau aa,,sas [ tIsn, - "a d. .e so ~ ranl;sd tha
"tso M.olansnal - pou,.Ii;aa, 1 ~ pA'N Wy = = =
4's-'le'''''4f" @"sT ;t..'ffP'Ss'.o5 .Tas.s
IHE young Duke Of Norfolk wnl soon
be in receipt of an income OF 81 ,50p, 600
from his Sheffield possessions III he
keeps off the race.course and refrains
from staftlsg iy'PaPer ne ought 10
p1.t - ,'r'.
5a SHOW me tne fasnlon Plates OF any
age, SAID Ialmage, ana VIII tell you
the type OF morals or lmmofais OF that
age or year, All right, brother TAI,
mage, we suggest the age OF Adam and
/ Eve. We haven't the plates handy
but doubtless you recollect Them
Boston Post -.
i A SAD case. A policeman. who hat
offered his hand to lady and been re
fused, arrested her and took, her to tn,
station-house. I" WHAT is the lcharg,
against this woman?" asked the Lieu
/. tenant. "Resisting an offer, sir," wa
the reply. She was discharged and 81
was the officer.-C Cincinnati Sdturda,
Night. 2i sit'ssi etleas
A so1,1RRE15 saw a man late lin fal
without an oyercnat Said he to Mrs
,liSouirrel. aGoing to he a mild winte
this wear, Nancy; men 90 without over
| coats" Moral.-It. is as easy for th
squirrel to tell what the weather will b
by what the man wears. as forlthe maj
by what the squirrel wears-- Bosto
TTnnscriint
sss,a ri III -,
/ WE ", = nave ''s always agreeu wiSn uo',
slaitn upon tne suplecS VI Uiu pooAs, VI
i9ienas, anu o!u, WINE, sfe. Iespec. 2
Ola cnMI,.cheLissf- -aa an oia coa., anu ios 40.
np,le aran n ~ e Jafanso 0f nnr com, ~ ~, =,
M i ~ Is ~ b 80 i;t.fa SO - IN VI