Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-07-25

Mu71's Better-H Half.
Men get wealth, but women keep it.


Men set wealth, but women keep it.
10 keep girls lips from chapping
! onions. of course, will keep chaps from
> girls lips.
In Great Britain there are IL 600 won:
telegraph operaters, who earn from S.
$ll week:
/ John and Ida married; lived in Idall
forlorn-'cause John hung round the ia
: ern and let Idaho the corn.
A Utah paper says: "The pretty gir
Of this Territory used to marry Young, b,
they won't do SO any more"
1t is said of the late Catharine Beeche
by the Hartford Courant, that ''she was
whole social science association in perm:
nent session.
A man will complain of the weight of
baby who one short year ago supporte
the mother of the said eherub on his kne
for hours at a stretch. Sich is life.
"IIow nicely the corn pops" said
young man who was sitting with his sweet
heart before the fire. EYES," she respond
ed, demurely, ''its got over being green.
When man attempts to open bureau
drawer by pulling on the key, he generally
hauls the key out Of the key hole min,
times in succession, and the tenth time
drags the whole drawer out upon the floor
A woman never makes mistake of this
kind.
Mothers should he very careful to SEE
that their daughters are well wrapped ur
while sitting out on the piazza to see ''tht
satellites of Mars.'' A coat sleeve, OF
course, is good as far as it can 90. but al
best it can cover only about so much terr-
itory.
4 lady iii Madison. not exactly posted
On the word ''disfranchiscd," was told
that Mr.. Smith was distranchised, and she
wanted to know how long he had ''been
So" On being informed that he had been
so about four years, she said she didn't
see how that could be, for Mrs. Smith had
a child only two years old.
Nature has so ordained it that only two
women have true interest in the happi-
ness Of a man-his own mother and the
mother Of his children. Besides these two
legitimate kin:ls of love, there is nothing
betwcen the two creatures except vain cx-
painfil and idle delusions.
George Elliot's face is long and pale.
with sensitive mouth. Her eyes area
vivid, warm, blue gray, full of depth, now
keenly perceptive. now dreamily intro
speeAve, always full of sadness. Her hair
worn low, gives a womanly eject to a
finely intelligent forehead. Her general
is that of wearied sensitive
ness.
TIE wife Of Hartford clergyman
hought her pretty servant girl was be-
coming too intimate with the owner of the
enement where they lived, widower.
Who occupied rooms in the same building
md finally in 4 fit of Indignation, said
Pack up your things and leave my house,
The girl left, but returned in the afternoon.
nd entering said to her late mistress: 81
IN Mrs.; now pack up your things
nd leave my house." The servant girl
lad married the landlord, and the order
vas enforced.
Perhaps one reason why women bear af- |
iction--as believe they generally do
ettef than the men, is because they make
% attempt to fly from the cause of it, but
etake themselves patiently to the duties.
owever painful, which they are to per-
)rm. 1t is the old emblem of the reed and
he oak. They bend, and therefore are not
roken; and then comes peace of mind
'hich is the fruit of resignation.-
its.
A lady writer in the Washington Capitol
as not very high opinion of her sex, il
-e may judge of her feelings by the sub
,ined: ''Ond woman's hand is always
fled against another, if she thinks the
ther is getting along. If l was on trial l
'ould not be tried by jury OF women.
n if my bonnet was little more fash
'nal,le, or my face little more attractive,
len the twelve intelligent jurywomen
ould sit down on their sister woman in
antly, if not sooner"
A woman who had spent the greater
art of the day in going to auction sales
she would attend service at a
sbionable church in New York on her
ay hoiile. Wea.ied and worn out, she
ION became Ob.iviuus to her surroundings.
I'd was only awakened by the rustling OF
c congregation as they arose to receive
e benediction. seeing the minister's
md raised in the air, she waived her
at him and said, in firm.
ear voice, ''I'll take the green washstand
you'll throw in the bowl and pitcher"