The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-08-30
EBULLITIoNs.
lone Made and Borrowed.

Something we neve take.
1t is nip and tuck between a topper
and a young lady as to who looks in a
glass ~oftenest.
We now have II on the authority OF
jeremiah S. Black that Samual J. Til
den is a great man. For this relief
much thanks"
An elderly Cheyenne lady, reading
somewhere that every forty-irst person
gets hurt sooner or later on the rail-
road refused to board the Union Paci-
fc train west yesterday, when the CON
ductor remarked that he had forty pas
sengers.
Mr.. Vest, of Missouri, refuses to be
pulled down.
The modern Cain is more destructive
than The original, and in a greater hur-
ri about 1t.
The original tramp hadn't II red nose,
as alcohol is just $50 years old.
Why not put the tramps to work on
the Washington monument?-[Ex.
And make it n tower of Babel?
The spectacle of an unfortunate going
to a newspaper Office to advertise for a
lost pocket-book, usually renews the
slight faith one has in the hereafter. -
1t was a Ferguson street woman WHO
boiled a watermelon to make soup. r
The latest style OF st. Louis sun is
one that cremates a person Immediately
upon striking him down. 1.-THE chrome
belonging to this joke will be mailed
next week..
Syracuse Times: An inquisitiye
Yankee, looking at u candy maker, who
was employed with a lady, said.
"Wife?" mo: assister."
A mosquito is one OF those unreason-
able creatures that will strain at u net
and swallow II quilt.-LW Wheeling Lead
or. afTreZ 'z9fNF- +
The good man slammeth the gate and
bangeth the front door and maketh a
noise, for his heart is without guile and
he feareth not the %grevious words of
his wife; but the naughty man shutteth
the gate softly and stealeth up stairs In
his stocking feet, and stumbleth over
the rocking chair, and the last condi-
tion of that man is worse than The first.
list. Louis Journal 9SfdW
Detroit Free Press: When an Ar
KANSAS man wa harged In court with
stealing tw~enty-eight horses, he replied:
Judge, this is the first kind word adj
dressed to me since ! was a child,
What straitsare the most perilous?''
asked the Sunday school superintend-
ent, and a little boy spoke up promptly,
whisky straits!" And the boy was
right-ICincinnati Saturday Night.
Miss Bottomte} was engaged to be
married to James Knox in Texas last
week, and the next day Mr.. Knox
eloped with another girl, which Knox
the Bottom(e) out of the wedding.-
Denver Democrat.
From the Breakfast Tablet
How to get ahead-Steal into n cab
bage patch.
The man who loved the watch dogs
honest bark was not a tramp.
Dennis Kearney is In favor Of a COM
nunity of brains. lie gains by a divis-
ion, II nobody else does.
1t is debatable whether the yellow
fever and the big tornadoes were sent
to scourgc Bob Ingersoll or the Potter
committee. So far, only the innocent
have suffered.
A Chicago man who died of starva-
ton was the owner Of a ten dollar boot
jack; but mar cannot live ON boot-jacks
alone. efFQ fFR
You often hear of the spirit of Dem
ocracy, but no reference is made to any
other political beverage. Why is thisp
Do the other parties wink and take the
chances?
A housewife gives information that
ground cayenne pepper will kill bed,
bugs, If applied with l~iberality. She
don't mean, though, that it must be
jammed down their Threats with a
white-wash brush. &
No man with q cold in his head can
be an angel. This is official.
A religious exchange remarks that
human nature has a powerful yearning
for the good and pure. 1t has, it has;
and likewise about the same sized han
kering for green fruit.
Scratch no More--Itching Piles,"
symptoms Of which are moisture. like