The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-10-01

the I'D e. How should he!
Eus thss COMMITTEE didn't believe Mr.
Meiges. They knew that human nsiurr is
weak aud prone To evii-min'r'er az mud
carrier-ihsi love ar lust is spellesi ju.t the
came in all language. A"d they believed
that he wrote the note, and that Ice wroie Il
because hc wanted Mary Ia meet him II
the sty:e or some other place, ss ten O'cia.k.
The result IL the affair Gas that Meixss
lott his Job, and cloud IL .,bl"quy rested
upon his name ~ he re~Glsed la
rLAY FOR EYES,
and he IL nov sbout 70 commence . snit Tor
Islander against the memhem of Ilssel Hill
church vho were prominent in ou-iimg him.
lie claims that he hsd eHsi charAcies-a
make il highly valuable. The value al
this character by Troy weight IL Just ex.
actIv $1,000. With one hundred cenia "a
the dollar. lie claims that be has Lost this
character, and il will take that sum To
make il good. For il q man ha. no char
acter, he must have money but ii he hes
neither character nor money, he - nj Tor
nothing else in Code world hut 10 run tor
Congress and endure the slings and
arrows Of outrageous fortune, which IL hard
indeed. wide Criep's csnva~. He claims
that he n innocent Of any intended wrong;
that the whole affair vas
IHsrIGArED BY HIS ENEMIES
10 break down his influence snd shorten
his long sermons.
II il stated that Brother Meiggs has en-
gagged able attorneys and ie about Ia bring
suit in the Circnii court al Johnson county.
lie il determined u rattle mp tnc~e descons
like split peas in dry bladder, aud smite
them hip and thigh.
The deacona have gut the tell-tale note
affixed to the peak Of their banners and
| wave il in defiance.
Mics Cornwall, calm and serene. views
the aprroSchimg atOrm undismayei.
Smlth'0 Fortune.
There Vas lat woman ON exhibition
here the other day. and che told fortunes
The Marshal wss among Others Who went
to visit this monstrous obrrity, and "beinR
| a. hov he Was the Marshal" -lse would tell
him what fate had in siose for him. Here
il il:
THE PLANET OF FORTUNE.
This planet announces that YOU we're
| manv times crossed in the past ; do not ioee
YOUR courage, you will aucceed in many
things that You may wish fortune will tx
more favorable To you in the future than II
has been in the past. You have many
lhines that csnse you trouble, but do mot
de..nu.l: that will be all right soon. There
are many things 10 happen which will bring
/ YOU great advantage. You will get great
profit sn,i fortune, aud you shall receive
what yon have lost. YoI wi!! be very
lnckv in lose; you might he BETRAYED by a
person whom you will think most si"csrr.
hut you w,ll surmount all, and reach the
age Of SIS yesrs.
We sl,ould take the advantage ut fortune
when presented 10 IL. and not let her 60.
Therefore play At the lottery.
4. 10. g..
No, don't lose your courage, VIZ. Smith,
things are going to be more favorable IN
the future" You will always he able TO
wear billed shirt, and pick up . runaway
convict and reward Of $50 twice day.
do not de-pond." No, don't ret down
hearted. We heard Antes !. going I" raise
the salaries, and make He'll fired Jack
black your boots every morning
"You will he lucky in love-" Think Of
that: S'pose you begin right nov. Nd -
to not lose any time.
"You viii eurmount al, and reach the
age Of IS yesrs." Lord. what fun you've
got ahead of you. Why in thunder didn't
The slap on two more, and make il even 80!
She saya You mu-t take advantage oil
fortune, and not let her Co." No, hold an
to her, Smith, il you have to handcuH her
and lock her up in Jim Craig's cell.
He Wants Fish.
MoCxr PLEASANT, MILLER Co. No, !
Sept. 18th, 1873. )
Dear Razoo:
Could you sdvi>e me the mode Of pro.
ceedure 10 procure the necessary 6sh spawn
for the Usage river The Scarcity of meat
constrains me to thi. resort.
| Your. truly.
A. McDoSALD.
Mr.. Mcdonald, you've struck the right
man.
And sc take our pen in hand 70 tell you
right orr.
We are sorry to hear that you are out Of
meat, for il j. good thing to have in the
family; but II you cant have meat, you
may have 6sh.
1t is lucky You sent your Po.tal card to
u, sir. We have been IN the f-h busIness
for iorty yesr. and never missed bite.
You forgot, dear sir, 10 state the kind Of
fish you wanted. After ''i"ng considers.
ton" We have come 10 the conclusion that
the most meat II onto the whale. Get .
whale, sir-get whale. They'll improve
the scenery.
The right mode of procedure to get
whales is to buy ship and 81 up INTO the
Arctic ocean end harpoon 'e~. YOU could
return to New York and drive EN- over
land to the O.age.
Bat perhaps you would prefer mackeral.
They come in kits. They are very whole.
some, sud yon can use the bone~ for tooth.
picks. The mackersl IL smaller than
whale. hut they've heap more intelligent.
Then there's the cod6sh. They are very
fine 6.h, too, Mr. McDonald. They come
in boxea. One Goldfish ball will produce
more thirst and satisfaction in . family
than anything We know Of, nnles il is
high fever.
Then, again. there's the shark. think
sharks would do veil in the O.sse. They
are n very healthy 6sh. and nobody ever
heard Of shark having the rheumatis yet.
The bert way to catch sharks Il to 81 to
Jefferson City when the Legislature meets.
The tadpoie D. also . kind Of 6sh. Mr..
McDonsld. bus they don't seem to do veil
in this country. The lat crop Wa "rooind
intirely."
To tell the truth. Mr.. McIDonald. the