The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1878-05-10
FemInInrtaes.

s'W henever marry says masnIine I'm,
II must really insist upon wedding a .mani,''
Should be equally nice about wedding ''wO-
manr'
High-bred women in Europe
never wear jewelry except when in
full dress.
Maine had 500 divorces last year
an increase of 100 since 1874, and
about one to every twelve mar
Iiages.
Love thy neighbor as myself, =
if she is pretty and don't wear her
shoes run over at the heel.-Albany
Express.
General W. S. Rosecrans' second
daughter has entered the Ursuline
convent, where her sister, who was
also a nun, recently died.
A poor woman in Danville, ILL.,,
while splitting kindling wood, kill.
ed her little three-yesr-old child by
an accidental blow of the axe.
In England the Queen only can
drive eight horses on state occasi-
sions. There is no objection, if you
wish, to seven horses and q mule.
A woman caught the high French
heels of her shoes in railroad
track in Meriden, MIMI, and was
held fast while train cut Off her
leg.
A Mormon has just married, at
one swoop, a mother and daughter.
Has the guilty wretch escaped q
mother-in-law 2-Brockport Demo-
crat.
The man who is always Dragging
that his wife is worth her weight
in gold always lets her get up in
the night for medicine for the child
ren.-New York Herald.
Miss Exillo Leobaphille has just
walked 100 miles at Madison, Wis
consin, In 25 hours and 50 minutes,
and the papers propose to put her
against Bertha Won Hillern.
Item "A woman passed another
on Lake street yesterday and didn't
look round to make any remarks
about her new spring hat-the wo-
man was blind.-Elmira Gazette.
"Don't you think" said a hus.
band, in a mild form of rebuke to
his wife, Chat women are possessed
by the devil ?" EYES," was the an.
swer, Gas soon as they are married.
"Madame," said certain one tc
Mrs. Brown, the other day, "voU
are talking simply rubbish" "Y es
SIR" replied the ever.crushing lady
"because 1 wish you to comprehend
me-"
The exact amount of Countess
Rosebery's formerly Miss Roths
. child's) estate is fifteen million dol
lars; her annual income is nearly
one million one hundred thousand
: dollars.
Gentlemen who attend fashion
= able sewing classes after materia
, and implements have been pu
away, should not be too inquisitiv
3 about what has been made durin!
the evening by fairy fingers III
tel Mail.
One night the master of the hous
overheard an exchange of kisses il
> the corridor; he struck q mate
. and discovered the cham bermai,
and the valet; she blushed, he'll
down her head, and said, "I though
it was you, sir, l had encountered.
Paris letter.
DR.. Mary Walker is reported b
the Burlington Hawkeye to year
for a hen with spurs four inche
Z long. The Doctor ought ID b
s. aware that such hen would not b
y protitable-it could never she
;, eggs without serious danger, and a
e for setting, that would be q mora
impossibility. No; whatever proc
ress there may be, hens must cor
tinue to be hens.-Bnffalo Express
i Phlirtation- HPhairest Phlora
billed an amorous youth, ''Phoreve
dismiss your pehars. and phly wit
IS one whose phervent phsncy Is phil
ed on you alone. Phriends-phsu
: lily pharther -phorget them
) Phew phellows are so phastidioU
% as your Pherdinsnd, so pheign nj
phOndness if you pheel it no
Is Phrorego phrolic, and answer phi
8 nally, PhlOrs." 800, Pherdinan,
!e 6ou phoOl," she cooed.