Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-03-30

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great tot man. II be had any poble
manhood in him, . husband v"sld ge,
up and bsild Gre himselfy- (Applanse
With heels and hands. Caste started
from Adam. II any one bad ssked me.
Did you take that apple OF that trsei'
l would have said, 4 did, and ~hat are
you going to do about itf" Laughter.
"Don't take that crying baby out"
urged Mr.. Train, interrupting himself.
live Psychological him, that's ALL"
Then Mr.. Train selected long note
signed:
"A broken.h hearted Maiden" asking
Mr.. Trains advice in her trouble. Her
accepted lover was poor in purse and her
parents would not let her marry him
"A broker. hearted maiden n said Mr..
Train, sco.nfully. "Tisot the heart
it's the stomach. The reason girls use
the term heart is because it 10 easy to get
. rhyme for it-and % hard to get one
for stomach. Dyspepsia 10 called .
broken heart. Here's . couple to be
and Mr.. Train persOnifed the
priest, saying, "Are you willing to take
this brown. stone front, this miserable
fraud called man, this tobacco favored,
carcass for your beloved
husbandi" Then, with = shipper, Mr..
Train responded "Yss" for the bride.
Turning to the supposed bridegroom he
said, 6ercely: "And will you take this
bunch Of millinery, these false teeth,
this false hair, this miserable specimen
Of affectation, for your beloved wifea"
The bridegroom said ayes" through the
speaker. and then Mr.. Train blurred out
'Whst man has put together, let the
next best man run away within Hyster-
zeal laughter.] "Who ever is satisfied
With this talk 20 fur, say aye" Approx
al was unanimous.
"But aren't you getting enough Of
thisi" said Mr.. Train, suddenly. Some
next Wednesday and III tell you all the
men tell each other" Laughter Voices
-"Tell Us now" "Yss, we'll stay till
evening, Mr.. TRAMP I'VE like to hear
you talk I"
IF you keep the secrets I tell you"
he rejoined, "you'll hear more next
time. "-Ness York Sun.