The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1878-07-25
FACTS AND FKNorRS.


i The Ree-K sepern' Associnrsor
] Come where 'the.o clover is kissed by the sun.
/ COME where the h0ney-bees tiroysiiy mr.
/ Come where the bunible-bee fiappy, MD '4ts2.
/ Brings up the boys with a sting-a-iinp-tinc 's'
| Precious old bunlble-bee, bird of NV yoptb
/ Sharper thy tail than the arrows of truth 40
How oft when tine scnool-bey steps into vou
| realm, SoW
You knock him stone blind with touch .; y0n,
4 helm. SoW
How oft when the pinknickine children Of yosr
/ Sit down at the grass-covered door of yont dan
| You will Kick man across o iten-acre lot '4''
4 BY the lit OF your loot when it's heated re,1 h4
| Far worse than the candidates bnzzne 10 ma
j Was the petuiant buzz OF a boy ihating bee.
| Appalling to men and to gods was the sight
Whena bare-footed boy gota bnmple-bee bite.
/ --lBnriington Hawkeva
An Irish agricultural journal af}ve,.
tises q new washing-machine under ~,
heading, Every man his own wash
woman" and In it's culinary dapartmen4
says that "potatoes should always be
boiled in cold water" "
"THERE is no truth i'm men = said
lady in company; "they are like mn,
steal Instruments, which sound VARIETY
of tones" "1n other words, madame
said wit who CHANGED to he present
"you believe all men are Tyres"
ALADY said that this was the finest
compliment which she had ever received
She was on horseback, and as she rode
past an Irishman who was standinr nv
the roadside she heard him say, 81 wish
j was in prison for the stating ov ye."
a CIGAR contains acetic acid. form;c
butyric, valerie and proprionic acidia
5aasl
ammonia, sulphuretted hydrogen, pyr
dine, yiridine, pico lime and rnbidene
10 say nothing about eeabbagine and
burdockic acid. That's why you cant
get good one for less than five cents,
THREE little boys ON q recent Sabbath
were stopped on q street in this city by
an elderly gentleman, who perceived
that they had bats and O ball with them
asked one of the number this question
;" Boys, can you tell mewhere all naughty
beys go who play ball upon Sunday"
'"'Over back of Johnsen's danl" the
youngster replied.
Two French ladies were looking at the
pictures in the Paris salon. Z" So hear"
said one, ga celebrated painter has I'm
ished picture for you" Z" Yes" he
has graciously consented to paint the
portrait of my husband for my drawing
ROOM" >" IndeedW said the first speaker
' Well, for a room like that think /
should have chosen gayer subject"
81 SHOULDN'T think there would be
such q word as fbreaktast'" remarked
a young linguist to his mother, the other
morning. why not, dearF" asked
she. Because, ma" replied the boy
sit amt natural; things never break
fast, they break loose" There was sad
bewilderment OF expression in the face
of that mother, as she gazed speechlessly
upon her precious son.
We read, with feelings of horror, that
"ladies who do not know how to bake
bread are learning how to make terra,
Gotta ornaments" This is shocking, hut
it may also be recorded that gentlemen
who do not know how to smoke q ham
are Leaning to smoke cigars and mser-
schaums, all over the country, and have
been doing so ever since it was settled.
Whittier are we drifting?
JAPAN seems to be q country where
men never lose their temper, where
women and children are always treated
with gentieness, where common labofers
bow and beg pardon of each other if
they happen to jostle accidentally, where
popular sports do not inflict suffering
upon The lower animate, where a paper
screen Is q sufficient protection against
all intrusion. even that of burglars, and
where cleanliness takes such high rank
among social virtues as to be carried
almost to q ludiesous texcess.-.+ Fort
nightly Review.
Mr., IABoUoHERE vouches for an an.
scdote current at The recent sale of
IuEnef'sWorksin London. Awell known
artist was at his easel with his boy in
attendance, whenfor moment
'he artist ceased painting, placing upon
} Chair his palette, upon which patches
II o variety of colors were dotted in
admired disorder. The page thought,
essly sat down upon the palette. The
1alnter's rage knew no bounds, but
uddenly he exclaimed, P"sStand still,
BOY, don't move; you have got magni-
leten Turner on your ibreeches."
a LATE LEANED and eloquent bishop
vas very anxious to convert q Parse
Who was making some stay in London,
md, meeting him on an occasion
avorabie for private conversation, ihe
'pened an attack upon his peculiar
enets. 81 can not think" said he,
how any man of intelligence and gedu,
alton, whose mind has been enlarged
y travel and association with men eOf
Inherent opinions, can worship a created
9lect such as the sun" '"Oh, my lord
'ishop," returned the Parsee, who had
OF been fortunate in .tha Naafhar since