The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-08-20
FOR THE OTHER SEX.

There are those who cant s..e any fun in y
church picnic. hut it isn't the hoy in charge OF the
nee cream tub
Now the ardent lover stayeth with hi. girl all
night and tells her mother that they want t.,
watch for meteOrs.
The prince OF Wales has named his new yach
"Natika," after An American lady, irrespective Of
the feelings OF Mrs. Wales.
Show . man who never forgot TO mail q
letter for his sweetheart, and We will show you
man who always forgot to mail one for his wife.
The late Thomas Goosle Of Boston thought
his wife's spirit WAS pursuing him and jumped
out Of a seco"d-story window just ~ if s had been
she in the flesh.
There is something solemn in the tones Of
great bell striking midnight, especially if you
q mile from home and know that your wife IL SIT
ting behind the ball door waiting for you
A doctor went out for days hunting, ami
on coming home, complained that he hadn't
killed ANY thing THAT'S because you didn't at
tend To your legitima-~ business" said his wife.
other day were chased out III the water BY shark.
This ~ the most fragrant ease Of want Of profess
sional courtesy on recOri.-ISan Francesca Post.
The Canadians wonder at the condensation
Sa ss should sSs. the s.e %sc
Iaw.
A man is not really consistently fitted tor
woman Why it is that when Oh on business he
can never get to the depot to return until the train
has gone.
An Illinois woman has to Of the
good young man for husband. she thought his
experience with the mails would give him an adj
vantage In the SELECTION.
- should just like to zee somebody try to
abdnet me-: said Mrs. smith 81 the breakfast
table the other morning. HIN so should ], my
,iesr-so should J." SAID Mr.. smith, With exceed
ing earne.tness.
1T j. popular belief tina the first time man
-I,..<N snf,l. ~k~.x.
ln,y h. hrst saw the condition VI ms hair after
SUING rom q cutting and indiscr imnate summer
seissOrng at the hands Of his mother.
Never under any circumstances marry for
money. Be very careful, though. to find out
beforehand that the girl has plenty Of it to have
induced you to marry her for money you had
been that SORT Of a fellow.
Alta funeral in ireland the clergyman had
not peen informed of the sex Of the deceased He
accordingly leaned over 10 the SEXTON and said:
shall say brother OF sister here departed
Its neither sir whispered the man, ''shure he
vas only An acquaintance
1t isn't paying the girl. board that seares
half the Young men out Of the matrimonial
market it's s.npay the dread Of housekeeping in
" = handsome hired girl to support, without any
'dequate return for the investment.
-P0eer GOelet Of New York worth ten mil
ions IN clean cash. And yet what does il profit
ieeP his shirts in order aud remind him daily thar
le Is booming right along on the dOwngrade to
destruction, ~ the wise man has truly said!
An editor il pretty certain to lose patron
N p his foreman Inadvertently puts q marriage
lOtycs under the head Of "An0ther Swindle Come
o Light" The groom, instead Of pting the
aundeP as . new sample OF American hunor. gets
wftsliy mad. aud wants to murder somebody.
Mr.. Hill9ilder went home the other night
onsidenAbly intoxicated and anlete1 with d0ub3s.
isi0u. He sat for eeme time With his sleepy
Aze riveted on Mrs. H'llgil1er and then 4uieiIv
embarked: "WelI (hic). hope tholler You two
nls don't look enough alike Z" b (hc) twins.'
He thought he had marrsea . spsriru>lle
0ang creature. with aesthetic Tastes. The hrss
unsiny morning she ate three platefnls OF hake,a
cans and two sections 81 brown bead He save
was the most enthusiasts aesthetic taste ne
yer met v,eh am be $40 the hOas in the circus
II.
"a positive bsnees 10 yoasg cAihlren
nd infants" y the popular verdict for Dr.
,ull's Baby Syrup. Sud everywhere q, 2s