The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-11-12
SUNBTAMS,
Eve liked spare-rib.

There is wag in every household where
dog is kept.
The "most uakindest cut of alp is tie
penitentiary hair cut.
A French actress is named Mile. Plaster.
OF course she draws well.
The most costly watch is, after all,
nothing but a second hand article.
Misfortunes, like borrowed umbrellas, are
easily carried-if they belong to others.
Cartmen's slang-Hire a haul Uticd
Herald. Policemen's slang us ar
rest.
Sentimental young grammarians ara
very apt to parse Glove" as fine night
verb.
When the day breaks where do the
pieces go? Why, they go into morning Of
course.
II was just getting my hand in" said the
pickpocbet to the policeman who had az
rested him.
''Is your Limberper cheese fresh? ?" she
asked of aaTeuton, who at once replied:
| "You shust smell it !"
''He waived his adieux,' they remarked
OF a fellow who had skipped out over
night, leaving his creditors in the lurch.
A Milwaukee minister has put an alarm
| clock in his church to wake up the congre-
| cation as soon as the service is over.
No wonder ship is called "she" She
has shifts, stays and apron, hooks and eyes,
pins, caps and ribbons, and hoods.
There is a songstress named Sexton, q
tenor named Graves, and baritone named
Tombs. Cheerful trio that for comic
opera.
Beginning agnin-When man is maxi
ing love to "a widow he always feels as if
he had to begin where the other fellow left
! Off.
Mrs Fortune, of Halifax, has given birth
to twins-girls. OF course, "Miss Fortunes
never come singy. Cincinnati Breaktast
Table
Kisses are like grains of gold or silver
found upon the ground, of no value in
themselves, but precious as showing that a
mine is near.
An exchange heads an article "a Crap.
| pie for Life with Wildcat" We should
think life with wildcat would be the last
thing man would grapple for.-LoueA
| Courier.
A young man of twenty recently took as
a wife a Pennsylvania widow of fifty, the
sole proprietress of couple of paying
petroleum wells He loved not wisely but
| two wells.
1t has been proven beyond doubt that
female having a high instep is quick
tempered and inclined to pull street car
drivers hair if he stops one yard beyond
the crossing.
Upright Legisator-"What sirl You
take me for one who can be bribed? You
insult my sense of honor-but in case l
really were such u man, how much would
you give me?"
Clergyman-"And SO you are building a
mud village, are you; and that's the
church? But why haven't you made the
parson?" Boy--'We haven't dirt enough" ="
ParSon continues his ramble
A subscriber asks us, "What is good for
warts on horses?" We don't know. We
never had but one pair of horses-a wood
horse and clothes-horse-and they were
never troubled with warts.
A Mississippi judge was just saying
that no one but coward would carry
pistol when his own fell from his pocket
and was discharged, and the bullet hit a
lawyer in the leg.
The other day in New York several
gamblers quarreled about certain young
lady, and during the row one of them was
killed. The young lady we may as well
state was Miss Deal.
Narvaez was Spanish soldier and q de-
vout Catholic. AS lie was about to die the
) priest asked, "Do you forgive your enc
lnes?" The reply was a grim one, 81
haven't any shot them ALL"
, A Texan bride, after th" conclusion Of
the marriage ceremony, gracefully stepped
: forward and requested the Clergyman tc
give out the hymn:
, This is the way long have sought
And mourned because l found it not.
A son of Erin, in Omaha, described il
. this way:-''Sure, got licked all over il
about two minutes, but l made up my
: moind not to stay licked, an kept on til
. / got the best Nv him, an he yelled fol-
E bloody mercy, begorri?"
An impatient boy, while waiting for th'
grist at the mill, said to the miller, :"
= could eat the meal as fast as your mil
G erinds it?" How long could you do so ?
g asked the miller "Iill starved to death,
n retorted the boy.
+ Hostess Whispering to amateur)-''
= = want you to sing next" Amateur (whos
i voice is not quite what it used to be-,
i thought wasn't to sing till quite at th
/ end" Hostess ''Yes; but there are no
n ices enough, and want some of the peo
IS pie to 60"
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