The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-09-17

-Sedslia oueht to b IN important
military point. 1t has large Garrison.
The report that II RI Thomas Won
Field had been sick IL = mistske-he Vas
only choking.
An exchange asks "Who pays the Na-
tionsl debs?" Mosie.,y forbids 10 to an
seer, but il the writer will call round every
Saturday night after We e., our wages, he
Gao see for himself
We regret TO nee any brain power
thrown ava. An exchange takes solid
column Of science to describe "how il feels
70 Be struck by lightning" when YOU can
20 and pull /. mules tail and find out all
about il in Lalf a minute.
Agricultural papers are always harp
ing on the intelligence Of hees.
Yes. their in sting.ct il remarkable.
Proud man can fst,er the elephant and
chain the lion, but three thoroughbred
humble bees can run him ak miles.
!. Oh, yes. You can talk, and talk, aud
talk. about twins, and sriplet-, and that
women m st. Lou,r who had four babies
At one birth last GUNNER; BOT, christian
reader, one Pullman sleeper on the NJ. K.
4 T. has scoresi s. b,rths in one trip and
never broke wheel Nothing broke but
the sir brake
A leopardess gave birth to cub in .
circus 1T Davenport on Monday, and ate it
up in about Eve minutes.
And ns we look around tbs Office the good
sense Of that isopsr,l~s il more and more
APPARENT.
! A little girl in Georgetown, d. e.,
alter leaning out some time over the vim
dOwlesige, drew back and exclaimed, with
her hand On her stomach: ''t)l. that hurt
right O" the place where God forgot To put
| any bonSs
Hu.h.sisSy. Spare ribs will be ripe after
awhile, and you'll end all the bones in the
right place.
-T.lmsge insists tina, there are holidays
~ AAC"sSu ~ wei - WRcu
May he. May he. Bns how j. heaven
on the Fourth oi July? We have heard
the FIRE works we're in tine other place.
--"All Around the House; or How to
Make Home Happy" is the title Of . new
book just srnt TO press BY Mr.. Henry Ward
Beechef. ..
Stop it-stop IL right orr. Every mar
ried man IN town vill be "All Around the
the House" in leas than . week, and in
hard tn get . good look,ng chan,bermaid
nov. Stop that book. Where's Com
stock?
"A North Csrolina editor declares that
the man Who will read q newspspe: three
or four wears without paying for it. will
pasture goat on the grave vi his grand
father. --t ....
/ No sir. He would b. too c,,esed mesn
for that He would just tie that old goat
Up, and raise three cr"ps Of timothy Of the
old man in one season. You ace he makes
hay while the snn shines. In rainy
weather he tskes the old man out and
stands him on his head for . lightning
rod.
-CongIess annually sppsopsisies large
sums To improve navigation. And yet u
WA only last night we saw . man going
mp street flying signals of Distress and
shrieking on every bar With both fists. On,
yes:
The river was mp, the ehsnwel wss deep
4
Al Conner grabbed hin By the neck and
sect, st
| Down on D hi-O-
Juat in front Of the poet Office.
In the horse the mnecles Of the head
are in number about sixty, chiefly arranged
in pa,rs which correspond exactly with
each Other. 7-at4 r
In the mule Tie museles Of The heel nun
Der 1854 They eorrespoad WITH each other
regularly.
The growth Of the nails Of the left
hand requisss eigAey-tvo days mere than
those Of the rishI-& Jss Gassts& E,
Bat the tacks o. the sad Of . vouan's
fingers ignite By spontaaeous coohussioa
and produces inssansa.eous dssGsactioa By
their rapid irrupsios-shos, shoa. .l g..
The young man sho has any prudence
about him will write his love lstten in ci-
pher.
Don't care IL be vsites 'sn in 48-lins
plea vood type, he'll sighier il one Of theas
days, and 10 can 6eurs il lbs: OF. Hss
The aoushs and The gray ssss counts one
every time. ..-f ..t -..
A little fur yssr old, . native and
residens Of New Jersey, while watching the
lightning A,shes from bis nursesy window
. lev sveaings since, during saosm, turned
to biz nWsse and remarked Inst God vas
matches against the sky"
Boys right. Some matches are made in
heaven, hat the other places furnishes the
birthstone.
John Scull, editor Of the Soosrsse Ps,
Ness, ~ caught add dfovssd b. his own
6sh. He hsd shirty-ivo pounds Of 9Th tied
10 his waist, and having fallen into . deep
hole vs. unable 70 keep a6oat.
Just like fool editor. Any man Who
vould vasss 3 pounds Of 6sh ought 70 fall
in whole. Thss was what the hole 'wss
LOT. An editor has got no business near
sases, asyhow-leaded matter won't
Goat.
AT recent sals in London Of the
ibsary Of Tie late Rev. John Wood Warter,
oa-in-lav Of Robert S"uthey, number Of
ossssesipss Of The post sold for
Well, would yoa have poes's manu-
csips ssll Tor a alosnacf Ask George.
'esssl, youssell ..f5.
jog bsesking i synbolic temperance
ivsss,m in Ohse. The people nsss in
hureh. bsiegin9 juR, which srs smashed
'hils the owaess ore marching ssd singing.
losey and other thing for charity are
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