The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-07-09
FLEA BITES.


-Amidsi all your happiness on the
Fourth, do not forget the Isor.- Lsr''sn~"'h
Pres
We didn't. T~.k II drinks I-iorr break
fast. Thought 81 tie l"or every slime.
Drank io their a:.~,i health al day. N-n-nsr
-eIee Bob, ,;.,ancv-rvni.rgit il, >n-v-r GO
Ter l-~' lsspil.
A Wisconsin dentist recently received
the f.'ii"wing frnm patient writing !"r a'i
wee: MY mouth j. tiirr inri,,S ,s'r"~s.
five ci.hihs inches ilir";sli the NV. Sam
huunoky an the e,l,-. Shape like h"rsss.-
shew. toe f"rrari. II y"I want m- q" IL.
morr I,,riiLi,r h,v- q" cam thar"
In Turkey sL- w"nll - made J-ni~
Prha--N }. t"aPLa.
VIII, leo. many ,aiis?
a pair 81 white ir.,rl,cs worn by Com
m"l"r- Perry in naval engagement sr-
preserved IN = glass c-sr. Who ~iii pre-
serve Mary Walker? o.. wasn't Mary
ever engaged
WHIST has the engagement; got la d. viii.
her brc,,.i,,~?
There is enc great advantage in Anna
Dicl ip~"ns situation, r-riatls tie i.f.,d
Ia" Eo.s. She ran writ her own PLAYS
ani arrange tie .a,iin: par; :" ih,i si''. cIn
show her slim waist la adS ants-c. sn.i ~
the sam- lime hide her i.ci.
That's so-ihai'S So. But her n.or,.iacl.
won: hide her front teeth.
Oae Indian sgnaw ramstl Sarah" has
furnished more valuahl. information aisnuj
the M ,vrm-n,> III e h",Iil.- reds lar i~"
We X. than Sixi.,.n generals coGili have r'.'
hold uf all = mni-r.
P-LaW. lny .umlh could .!u that Mr.
inks w"uld pump oD. Slit ~, EuIi dry il
two h"nrs.
II Stewart, Tia. c"w has died from cai-
ing rrrn with iuii grown b-,re,i-
ANIL VI, ". have seen girl, hang "n {" .,
like meat and head. I'm --hce. Y,S, get
lat ,,i IL.
A ni,-!,-st v"ung Lady nj the table de
the ;.ari Ihai ought Ia wear drswri-" \
y",ins gentleman "ii~ssiie replied: iii
iak. the psri ii,at ni,.l,t 4" wear the hustle"
90 it. hogs. S,m.iu.iy always got in
ahead I'll u.
"Lrli-- wear Isle thread gloves with rI,-n
clorks arni:..i the wrist" Ii.rks" around
the ari>, are all we'll enough, hut some par
eni- "n..hi &" keep a walcl, III their ,ia,Ish-
ten si-...
Whai's the Use al watching their 'also?7
If Mnliie Mccarthy should win Ill.
rsc. I" d,y at Louisville. there will ,", H.
e,oa ia n,,n-y left i'm Kentucky Ia start {.
peanut -ian,i.-Em..nF.
Y,-s, hut M"l!i- did no, win and tie ,~s
nut business goes on.
An O,in believer in Gen. PieaSoninn'S
blue glass ii."fy has had 4 blue .l,ss roam
made, in which l.- keeps hi, six daughter
three h"nr. every dav. lie j. n I.-,r msn.
hut he !anci-s thai the men al aud physical
Improvement al the girls will Increase ,LsiI
value ia the matrimonial market, and So
m,s.usaie him.-Nr~ iori San
II anyh"dy wants a vile who is afiiicie,
with the ''bln.-s" the old gentleman j. nm
douIaedIy right
-t;corgia EIi"t hrs \ m.le "n the h,-l
Of her n--k. aud Prof. Levi. admits ths, IL
he hal known it lac wouldn't hav. marri-,'
her. The sight al IL ss--,,is Io ,il;-t ss.,.,-
sensitive chord in his saul. For the I,>,
half d"z-n wears he has slept with his fac.
Ia the wall.-E5
IL Prof Lewis Sensitive chords we're
like either mems, lac w"ulLnt sl,.c,. with his
face q" the wall.
The X me !S-a,isd says: AN Ad,m.
girl returning fro,n = rehearsal. slipped al
the fr..ni d.,T ani pi"~-j down the step
through the SNOW backward anl wrecked n
l'stent hustle. IL to"k half an hour io con-
vincr her father That some ere ha.l moi ls~n
trying ." drive \ >n"w scr,Pcr mp ihe STEPS,
IL didn't take half an hour Ia convince
The girl that size had krn driving a snow
scralsr down the steps.
Mrs. Maria Worries. of H.bar,lsville. is !
negotiating = sale at her f,rm la parties in |
Pennsylvania. She will In missed II she !
'ucc-e,is. -. iH.aay EsLo.
Then she - mot like the majority of L.
lies, who are never Missed alter they do /
succeed.
-"Iove'- young dream" comes To an end I
Shen the lover gets mp o. make stove fire
With vet kindling word and rriirrs exc
,ansted to he'd dragging sitter him pair of
ees that feel like . couple Il nutmeg graf
.ns.-E.
The above we'll bet our hat, was written
y . crusty hard-shelled old bachelor, who !.
= NANCY old dog. and \ disgrace 10 L's
'wn heas.
A Liverpool man kicked his sgei
neither io death brcanse she didn't have his
upper ready when h- came homc.-EI.
Aged mothers should take warning, and
ever keep their i.ingry sons waiting for
upfrr L.