The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-07-16
MIR. TRAINS EVOLUTION
FROM OATMEAL TO
HARD TACK.
Back in Madison Square Quart
err of Dollar Turkish
Bath Coming.

N-w y"rL >,ln.
Our reporier met Jim on the Cen
trail road. Health splendid. but n
warming for Ma.iis"n Square. As he
had 10 branch III at the next station.
he had time Ia book only these points.
Mr.. Train-Thank YOU. Yes ! saw
the article. Few have the generosity
To- praise. The sun has always done
me Justice: hut please do not mention
me any more, except Ia saw that
sometimes | get very tired Of seeing
NV name in print. and then again !
like il. \ great struggle - going on
within myself between psychology
and demnnology. The first draws me
Ia my little friends in Madison Square.
The last pulls me on the stage. But
| have conquered. 1 Am coming home.
There are my 200 children in INV
peanut picnic family that | can call
hy name, none If which have died in
three wears when within nv :nraalic
force. "rcuit mcSmcrism, r-ych'l":ic
affinity. ar whatever word explains
thi. mystery oi nv universal love al
mature.
Re;nrlcr-What success have ynu
hal in y.ur fur weeks lecture cam
pairn. Mr.. Train.
Mr.. Trim Better than MINISTRIES.
cuuc.ris. "r dramatic tr"um,. They
all fiji, dent. Thav .ln no, r1v
their bills. | ho. Each .inwn fur
n,sl,e> enough for printer. hall. porter.
manager. railro,..l. and h"t.i. hut n"ih-
in. left t,,r charity, A. th">e dvna
ton obligations arising from the
! Nurlhu:l -Be,4.I,er sia>e'
! (thrna.h Wilson anal L,mbs p-vcl,,l"
gle affinity al Getting into Jail fer
huvrahin- over INV evolution, have
KEGS nav n.-.. "u the .,rin.l>i"na until
paii..nc,. hi; l"-. it, virture. ! hereby
1--WE u.'i,-, that ] will Mt he ur,-
as-.i. ii,.r.l. Ih,. wlni. natinn >isrv,.>
| Ma: the. lectures are mol u SiIcrr>-.
| am nn, star like Br,ch.r AMI IT.
rer>nIi. ! ava played "ut. | an n"'
n popular IL ! ,h"nghi | was. The
auli,nc,S are rot immense. The
ho,t.rs are. n"i crowded. The Iiarnum
system II cxa..cra,ing box office "a
turns j. epidemic and permitted
fraud, Thrr- i nst m.r.y cn'u-il
evarym hcr,. for exrenSes. hut nothing
I-l' for peanuts ar cheap >nit al
rl"ih..-.
E-,.,r.tr-irc Ill those letters. MIR.
Train. invitations {" lecture:
VI. Train Yes: but they are l,aii,
sid. Ali these halls think me (:
greet star. \ drawing card. III.
b...nzi i..s"s at that pile "f over
psychological mauagrrS # lvIur.
bali: NJ: | accept none "f them
Tier j. absolutely u" m"ucy living
r,nui ior.". The bn,rnm i ont 1T tn,
burk"i. N.ihinr can cir-.kmi'- The
i"-.c -! events. The national m.-i
wiil -iin.i Niagara
l;!,h. Avon. G..n--,.". LcR"v. Dun
dee. :;E"s-kr'ri. Geneva. tananiai..us
il,i"n. are ~m.!; --liIimnS If the ,r.v.
vari The "s;r-,.sd '"ri,... SCOUTS TN,
ind:vi.iaiI :'"ririr-. f.v-rvwh-.. III.
quarter : bigger than II cart wheel
the .rrtninck larger than u li"r-.
blank'.'.
Vet cr',i'- are cnorinoGS- lsni!-r :
shilling. eggs. >ixprmrc; Strawberries
live cents. and people Tux al hn,
..-f o q.
clothes mould ia the shops. AMI eyer,
house ha- several empty b",l>. :.
many irami'S sleep outside I" y.i p".'
"ig.
! Reporter Then you give up tn
lecture ii-id a:ain. throw up the 'ii..ia
tor-hip. an.i anchor once more IN Mad
ism Square!
Mr.. Tr,in-Nes: Central Park
Garden Sunday at 8 =. W.. Julv e.
ends the dictatorship campaign an
-irl, ~ Il. The i,lca is absurd. lie
m:- ap,:nsiz" far entertaining ia,
,hua.!,;. hu. rJuii not help it. S,m,
un'l.ve!"pei force Is speaking through
nv evolution. M more .IIciator>.,i,
talk i;,r IN. here. We're anvhlv els.
Ia tail, IL ! La. ni coIIr... would ii,inl
him a knav.. i"ni. ar !una,ic. IL l.
all Gre-k To- me-, ~ please afr-l
markin,. this down. don't say no,h,ns
mare iicut m. IN the Sat-. while az
.cepting NV earnest obligations for :.
MANY kind words. Yes: Won wiI
>cr me l.ack on Inv bench in Ma.li-,l
Square mex, SUNDAY T!,e children
ingS. kittens. robbins. sI,arr"ws. flow
.r>. fountains. the sun. air, water
earth. the ncw-mown hav. and Oh,
sweet grass un,lrr the cutier-ihc re-
>pec;!ul bows "f the ALWAYS attentive
park la.or-rs. the always kind worl,
"f the polite Park p"l;c---alt"geiher
make Madison Square to me the evolu
iionary hub of the psychologist uni
verse
Eep,r,er--IIave you changed you,
frugal diet We,
| Mr.. Train-No: but commence ON
Sunday a new departure. Nothing
hut Beechcr's chat for Workingmen.
Hard tack and waier are now nv evO,
luton. Five cents lav; and IA the
!Sua made my Phcnix home twodol-
Iar-a-week hiding place known every.
where. j: l. no more than fair. il you
mention this conversation. Ia find the
another place within u block If Madi-
son Square. on the top h"or. where
nobody knows nv retreat; hut ! can
no, now afford over one dotlar. That
will bring my expenses down Ia seven.
iy-five dollars a year--and one lecture
ought Ia give me 364 days to loaf.
The tramp lie IS Eien:. garden,
THE COMING TURKISH BATH FOR A
| QUARTER.
RePorter-anything new ON Turk.
ish baths and cheap restaurants, Mr..
1 Ts:..S