The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1878-03-22
WHAT THE WITS SAY.

: The best time to gather doughnuts i
when the lard leaf falls.- Worcester Press
The New Orleans Picaywne say that Ber
Pitman gave his wife shorthand burial
II you have got any things in Constauti
, nople you had better send for them Dan
, bury News. s-7 .s -s...a =g,E ssag
The Sultan has great big earbuucle
coming on his nose. Maybe it's just ar
excreseents. -Haaokeys. ,:sssria h ra.gs
! The New Orleans Pscayuns truthfuly
remarks that whereas a lighthouse befriende
: a sailor it wrecks an actor. !
The prediction that. the new Pope would
not he an Ohio man would seem to have
been verifed.-Worcsstsr Press.
taiiA All that is required to button tight
1 fitting collartis confidence and long finger
nails. --Haekensack Republican,. i @ ~
=" I do not ask thee for thy hand, - as the
child said when gazing earthward DER it's
parents knee.-&. Lo@ss Journal.
Cats can't live at greater elevation than
5000 feet above the level of the. sea, but
they thrive splendidly ON ridge. pole
Worcester Press. s s,5 z.-e1-y. E. z...
a new "unit Of horse -power,n proposed
by an English engineer, is 1000 cubic
inches cylinder capacity. We hope that no
one will propose the number of riyets in
the smoke-stack as basis.-Eng. and
Miasag Journal. d eaar e
On one side ofthe trade dollar is young
lady in night-gown, sitting on bale of
cotton, and holding an olive branch in her
extended hand. Who can resist this silent
appeal for peace? Why war on the trade
dollar p Chicago Times.
a2 1t is noticeable fact that the food of
atheism which is now sweeping over the |
country, followed directly after the intro
PRODUCTION Of the chrome into the tea bu-
siness. Begin at the root of the great evil,
Observation-Disclosures Howkeys |
Somehow or other, there is something in
the expression in the eye of venerable
William goat, as he turks around livery
stable waiting for an incautioGs customer
TO come in and order q rig, that makes
you think of the Russian army at Constan-
tlnople contemplating the movement of
the British heet.-Hawkeye. F....t
l6 is ashame, perhaps, to repeat the scan
dai, but an eastern journal says shrewd
patent medicine man has been chasing
Alex. Stephens around for three months,
trying to draw bead on him with pock-
ct camera. He wants him for a preface to
bis advertisement, to illustrate "before I
taking" =. .-.. II
If England goes to war;" said an elo- .
luent man in a Becker street barber shop
'o-day, our grain exports will be quadru.
oled-quadrupled, sir; golden stream of :
wealth will food our Golfers, and Here 9
10 glanced into an opposite mirror, and /,
recognized the features of man to whom =
10 had been owing 90 25 for eighteen :
nonths. - Utica Observer. u-,.~ :
An electrician Of this city has invented. o
n Improvement on the telephone, which. p
10 calls the "kissograph.,,' 1t works on a 2
'rinciple of magnetic attraction, and by it's b
neans an absent husband can kiss his own Ii
Vife disarranges the instrument and creates Il
counter current which sets tile steam "
1histles to blowing and the fire bells to c
inging. This diabolical contrivance is not '
kelly to prove popular in Austin, but there Il
fortune for the inventor in Brooklyn. L
Reese Rioer ReUeiIle. 81
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A WoMAN's SIGHT RESTORED FOR TEN D
Abbott, who resides with
q few miles of Pitts Point IN this coun- h
Y saws the -Elizahath (KentnckYl Neps N