Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-02-17
Nisce3laneo,ts Paragraphs.


politician who escaped from a burn
ing hotel, cls.i only in an undershirt and
pair Of socks. said it was the nearest he
had ever come to taking q nude depar-
are.
Some seured bachelor SAYS: Heaven
IN its mereifui providence gave 20 beard to
woman, because he we'll knew they could
not hold their tongues long enough 10 be
| shaved
An astute Freshman reasons as follows:
| 1hlnSs equal 10 the same things are
| equal to each other. Ar idiot is a human
oelng. a man is a human being: ergo.
man is an idiot.
The Fulton street barber did not visit
! the cat show. He saws: Il don't like
cats 1or the same reason l don't like GER
tain kinds of stoves-on account of their
dam purrs.'
Surely you must be tired, auntv. I
| can't think how it is you are able 70 work
! SO long ''Lawks bless You. nv dear,
when onst sits down to it like, I'm lust
too lazy to leave off
A Scotch schoolmaster having repeat
edly and at last angrily demanded of the
pupils ''Who signed Magma Charta!" a
little girl tremblingly replied, Please.
If it was ma me-
A would-be-suici5c v,o1e these faro
/ well words 10 his wife. .Dear Nor1-
| when nv l5oov i draooed ,nr 81 40
river they can identify it by the linen
patch you put in the seat of my black
cloth troWsers'
As an illustration of the 6eplorable ten
dency Of this age TO tie use Of "slanr :,
We quote the following from the terbdtfp3l
report OF an Omaha Judges charge:
| Plaintiff seems 70 have got the bulge On
the defendant; jury, please take notice.
When Lengtetiow was presented to Mr.
Longworth OF Cincinnati, the latter re-
marked There is no great difference
IN our names YES, replied Mr.. Long
i lello", . pnt foTh makes the man, the
"aht ol II Tue Iei'1tf
i'os'oh hHt}gi": Nclenfls's say that
lile aye OF non Is approaching Its close,
'lii'' 'ilao steel Wlii eventually take its
piase. ne scleh'lnc gentlemen are .
niue SLOW we nave been III the midst OF.
me age o. steal Tor some time.
l.oo9 -htst'ee" @e i"@HtchfSHey--.' Give
YOU all ol' par CT my boots for your
bnt r., ,r,l;7 tl'. 81
:. " $50 49, ~ "'il ne, 1ts,opeHeL
,,os foa+ M - dI','', 80 t"o hS gar
Norie.n s 90 Ja,I1I '".a'."1 "'3
,,o,.,, = !.'''5i heau
caaina M q my S'He ''us1 oi
rnha ocoor .; ~ ~, "a ; only ward
soa, ha, nv Pi1'u1g' We nave
ehonis ~ -oi ,sall' anu WIS. bFuoks
tnoun' 'f. .,' 10 uIiIlcul'E IN procuring
49, " ''''' N'es'' 'p''oh'
toaL.. ~ o..e 'ieleailel 4hSlnua'e mat
40 ,a. 3D. ,is1ll'',ea pio.'Gcc 10 sooa. Al
hairad $3.50 Joun1s ln4.l'".e la1f
+ha w t LIS " 'eaclleI OF
~ laa s,'''.,'i '9.e' g "ei'i'i'siie't
.lle uase iiis sI1l ny lie folio"lng
onatls.i 'Ii1 iioN 40 You iiahe d hal'ese
'ioss. iiea'l Oh i'er '"ii,
beware Oh Pleasahtiles IN addressing
strangers 'l fonch 1ells an anecdoie OF a
young man at dance introduced TO a
partner whose name he dld not catch. ana
~ o'l ''n5 - 'He
p ,a;3s, - 10 - 9 ''ut "liiell was
S'clS ~ ~ ~ el y u WI NiloMh laiily
~ ~ 49,. an 49, Que VI lil5 iit'ei, was
IT, -. 0''s7 az Aeiseii
DoiI,:5 d 'i'ss iho5so
we {, are an greater o'iPes 10 our weak
ness 1lan 70 !he sklil OF others; and the
euccesses saiheu over Us ny Inc oeslSn-
ing are usually holhing more than
5he prey taken 1rcm 'hese very snares We
nave lalu ourselves. one man tails by
ms n, ambition, another by his pcrtldy, q
thlro ny ms aVarlce, ana fourth by his
lus 4.s " :'a, a. Z ''ese ort 80 many nets,
"a'olo',' ihueeo, W '''c io"iei, oa' "o-
, ven ny MS v'celm'
A Bangor man who had PAID particular
!, attention to teaching his children polite
ness had surprising experience f the
results few days ago An Oh friend
had dropped IN to dinner, whom the chill
; dren mad never seen Pork steak was
served tor dinner, OF which one OF them
was very lono, ana as 'he friend was help-
. es' 70 Soooly s''ce me niue fellow
spoke: ~ $ a very hard case to st here
anu see the largest piece Of lean go INTO
. stranger plate.
''You don neber hear OF nobody fal-
, ing on me, Goes you:2 Not as | re-
e ,n ~, on. IN course you aon t.
2 why: cause mas Deen right down me
!, on business pEnclples eper since the
, crash ol o.. Now, -hlsSef Nh1ec; LOOK
: me IN Oc eve WfIlc | tell DAT