Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-03-06

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The C ,ngn-ri g hero--Henry NJ.
Stanley.
Senator Gordon WAS once a news
paper man, but he fell.
Mnajeska Is happy. Fashionable
garments are being named after her
When does footman answer when
no question is asked2 When he an
swrrs ti,e hell.
Miss Lemon is the belle Of an lows
town. All the young men want t.
be lemon squeezers.
"I'd put my hand on my con-
science, ii / c"uli find it," said a
NJ mtreh Alderman.
Wins is n lawyer like restless man
in bed2 b cause he first lies one
side and then on the other.
An editor says he never dotted an
but once in his life; that was in a
fight with contemporary.
A voung lady said Of II thin man
"Thin! I sI,.uld say So. Why, he's
so thin TINT he dodges rain drops"
"There!" gaspcd John Bull, wipine
his heated brow, "thank 'eavrn that
hold hobelisk hi. landed hat last =
M Congressman from Illinois has
ev,r been $" full, iut what there's
one from Iudiana Who's Ben. Fuller.
II has been proposed tn tax c"rsets.
bn, it WINS Obj jcted Ia on the ground
th It it ~auId dinHnish c"nsampti"n.
The discussion about hell caused
Z e remark rhnt "ihe lrss man knows
tie more lie knows about the here
after" at.a.-....,.. - rtt.
Biars,adt, tn, artist. Once proposed
to Dr.. NJ ~ Walker. III" proposed
that she get out Of lis studio, and
she agreed.
II il gid of tn. Chicago banks thai
thirteen ont cf eighteen are against
silver. Silver is too bulky t" run
away with.
when man speaks of ~ very pre'.
II y,rl in. says -i- j. n dnrk. Bnt 81
w,men always s'vs 81 u pretty CIR,
"Sue's no chicken"
A man whnsc wif. is low spirited
MAS asked t aear a blue rillr n.
M" said hr, Il have one blue riI'
op my hands n''w."
1t is an n.crupulons men like G"''.
Hull who impose on "r scientist
with missing links and baked giants
of the c C'l"rad" kind.
Important shipping news: In port,
merchaniman Silver Bill, J mes, mas.
ter. laden With Inlii'r, bound I"
Prosp-ri'y.-IS. F. Post.
sot me down in Thought pro-
mnd-th,s maxim wi>r | drew: | :
easier for you 4" love gal than make
gal love YOU 3 llings. -
Mexico is lazy country, bnt the
hope ii capturing II drove "f Texas
cattle will fiji Mexican With the en-
terprise of II fruit tree peddler.
1t is believed that Brigham Young
st i" $50 I0.OOD from me church. II
won't cost aver $3,2oO,O00 n find
our, and the lawyers have gone tu
work.
II is proposed to change the mar
riage service az that it will read,
"Who dare take This womanW And
the hrideyr om shall answer, 81
dare" t.t4 Itatt "t.t d.
An oyster was recently found in n
tank of church fair soup. A post
murtem revealed the fact thnt he died
from grief superinduced by lack Of
company. n Eri
A clthier having excited curiosity
by having nm apple painted on his
80" said: "lf 1t hadnt been for nm
aipk, Yhgt you'd ~" rr""y-m"oe
Clothing dealers do toiiayW
A new fashion writer says hspring
bonnets will be worn on tho port
ear" and there IS mt one poor tear
to be shed over the losses suffered by
the starboard organ II hearing.
Edwin Booth once said that the
best way to get rid Of good friand
was to lend him five dollars. That
was when times were good. You can
ALLEVIATE him new for fifty cents.
There is so much prejudice against
a Chinsman III San Francisco that
john cannot have a far trial there.
He should get change Of, ycnue
back to the Celestial distl ict.-[N. o,
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