Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-12-26
Our Boys and Girls.

Cur Boys ana fTt5iS.
Bays under sixteen years If age are not
permitted to smoke In certain cities in
Germany.
Every needle should have an eye in it,
was the reason given by boy for spelling
It R-e-i-d-l-e.
Tho,,eansls of boys would go dirty all
Summer If il wee not wicked and dam
gerous TO hatl,e in the river.
A boy in Milwaukee swallowed thirty
cents. the other day. ard his parents are
anxiously looking tor him to resume.
A boy ont ut the elbows was asked the
cause. and replied, Il laughed in my
sleeves till burst them"
s.Nhere can get good, cheap. plain
board ?''asketl the traveller. And the boy
SAT him to the p!aning-mill.
Tommy. my son. what is lohsitudey''
"a clothes-line. papa ''Prore it, my
son." s.Because it stretches from pole to
pole"
a clergyman was telling story of rat'l
or inaredible dimensions while his little
girl made the inquiry: '.Father. is that re-
ally true. or is it only preaching?"
-Mamma., asked precocious yohng-
ster at atea-table the 9ther evening. after a
long and yearning gaze 4. a plate Of dough
nuts, lido you tnink can stand another of
thoae fricl holess' g
HI WIS reading in the paper the other
cvefinc Of Dodd. brown & Co.'s future.
When Little five-year-Vid went to bed that
night. said che. ,slamssfa. who shall pray
TO now, l,odl has faiIufY''
sDo you think your fatI,er is going to
move out s0ony' inquired the owner Of a
rented :iossse ofSiihe son of bis tenant.
..Isctkon ao.' was the reply. ..Ws've be-
gum using The winder frames for firewood."
NiiIiMH-vm running into the honse
sir otl,er dry. and asked eagerly. Where
does charity begin - al llome.' was re-
plisl. .,in the words Of tile proverb.' Mot
by \ good thssi. !" rejoined the boy; 1T be-
gins II sen (C).'
Corduroy rs becoming very popular as
material fof chiltlren's clothing. end ms it is
about the only fib.ic that will bear sliding
down Hill and improve by the operation.
there seems to be sort of eternal fitness
abOmtsits ~ vse' - vss
SaidS mos.ler to her little son, s.'rhere!
your toes are out of your stockings again.
SEEMS TO me, they wear ont in hurry"
Giving d co,ii,ail leer. he said. do you
know why stockings wear ont first ut the
toes? p NO" because toes wiggle and
heels DON'T Ma51
A i,lI-bearslesi grandfather recently had
lis b<ssssI shaved Of. showing cIfan face
for lie first time fora number of years.
At sthe i,dinner table his tniee-year-old
granddaughter noticed It. gazed long it'll
wondering eye. and finally cjaculated.
..Grslpsli;,fiier. whose head yo,rgot Un r
Father said boy who had got kick
'esi in Inc fare l,y a mule that he WAS Hn--
noyipx. -sinll ever he Ms good-lcoking
as / wasy no. my son" answered TIE
parent, Il don't think you'll he as hand
some n you were, but yoa'll know . good
denl l,snue'
Tie hoy vino has crrpt forty rods on his
han.is anil knees. over rocks and szIts and
through fllistles. to discover thai '-them
,Drlonsss were pickesl and taken In ut sun
down. cannot Be blasssesl II I've suddenly
joaes Z large eraOt filth 10 human nature.
A boy nsk~t his father tho other slay
whwf was philosopher. "A philosopher.
mr. aons Why philosar' er lie y man who
reasons, ''.-Is thar 40. sahl thu iOy. deisct-
ctlIy. II thought 1t was inmn that dli.in't
Jet tl.j1sp asotlser him. Tlse father silently
patted his cons head.
An injnlicions sister said to 4 three
yeay-olsl: ..Jcl,nny. " sou are had you
exnnoy 90 70 heaven. Don't you want 10
~ 10 heaven y. "a. y y Why. y0si don't
want II 60 TO the bad place. do yA.y'
mo. Z ..Wilat do yoM want n n want to|
live. That's what
A cos,ntry snhecriher wants ndviA on
tie hcst way 10 raise his boys. Il depends
altogether on how high he wnnts TO saise
thssn. A number ~ boot might snire them
4 moderate srnsl-on. Keep hejelly ontl,e
top shelf Is also 4 good idea.
a bright linIe storeham, W.. boy. who
had nnenxn1sxva II combat with smother
boy. axS fe,sroSel BY his aunt, who told
him he tSxht aways 10 wait untll the,
other pitched pi,on him. = swell" ex-
clai,ned tie little Nero. sshat II wait for
~ nf1.cr fnv ~ ShrYfn TIN sfrnEl there