The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1878-01-04

oston Post.
side door to b ballroom Is lik,
a many peoples prayer-bool
I'd only on Sundays (Churcl
&rnal. X, 4
Honor tells you not to hit q mar
len he's down, and discretion
warns you against hitting him whcI
ne isn't owh.-[[Rochester Demo
Graf.
Can any mortal man tell why /
woman will pick her way over on,
sloppy crossing on her toes, the mex
one on her heels ?-tBoston Jour,
nal.
1t mey not be all oil death to die
as the old-hymn puts it, but is the
only thing about il that gives the
undertaken any satisfaction -7[Chi.
cago Advance.
An Indian girl has made her
debut as an actressfn Toledo She
is OF Mohawk descent, and appears
before the loot|ights with her war,
hoops on.--IC Cincinnati Star.
Lover Qn FRENCH: aAngeIina, ie
t'adore." Concordgirl (who hadn't
studied pa~Ney-soo)a Shut it your
j.self; you-left II open."-[Puck.
lis the last rusty white hat left
blooming alone All its pearl hued
%companidns are shootedAnd gone
Rochester Democrat.
lhc lady whom Stanley was 10
marry has welded another. What
shall itproft 0 man ii he finds 15,.
s000,0 900 heathens and loses his best
girl?-Na Y. Herald.
If ever we feel ike descending
to slarg and exclaiming, "gfve the
old man a chaLce,'.it is when we see
a lot OF women wasting kisses on
each other.1Ns Y. Herald.1
Nice Little Girl: "Oh, do let me
see you drink!' Captain Grogson:
why, my dear?" Nice Little Girl:
Because ma says you drink like a
fish ~ Press.
Nothing will bring a man down
IN tie world quicker than a few
wainutS scattered on the stair steps
at night. Sc. We arc informed BY a
nan who was brought downL1'
"A. man with four bullet holes in his
lody was. found near Nashville the
,ther day. A poem entitled ''The
beautiful So" was discovered IN
us pocket, and no attempt was
made. to %apprelend the mur derer.- ,
! asbvile American.
Sing Money Musb, Mr.. Hewitt. ,
ar. Hewitt is TO he queen of &.
he maize. Mr.. Hewitt wants HON. !
~ in the democratic ranks. If, I,
ays Mr.. Hewitt, you have ears to ,
ar, let en- a Sign for Mr.. I
lewitt's restaurant at Paris: Folly
Y. Graphic.
IN a recent sermon Mr.. Talmage {
the devil to o collapsed
balloon He desires US to explain
hat the figure of speech occurred G
o him because a collapsed balloon I
) "a-sin- king" The point is well /
akcn,-N. Y. Independent. G
"What is q dollar?" asks the a
'raphic. It's just The same as graf. Z
.ude; something OF which we owe
lore than we have.-Hawkeye. Or =
Ike a clicked stocking On a muddy
we would like to see more 1
T it--the crossing, of course !
ines. Ii
Election euchre' is a new game s te
cards, played with the ordinary Is
pack, 10 which is added
Nv card marked "Aliunde Joe" at a,
he game is fifteen points up; with til
e chances Qfeigbt to seven against s u
) beng insthe pack after the deal. ca
Herald and Presbyter. :.
The next big thing III sporting b b
relies will be a swearing match, ra
be conducted according to the ri
)ndon prize ring, between Ben to
ade and and Zach Chandler. tic
me to be called when Hayes up. &c &c
ints another conciliated democi at ra
office. Chandler is the favorite of
the pools.-[W Washington Repub, at I.
an. cn'
Whenever you see in a story" a al,
rs a book-rcviewer in one of the in
erary papers, "such an expression tn, tn
Il VOW | will ortI vow Iwon't,' vic
. may know that a woman wrote a aal
Yes, the rule is infallible. tou
ID the TACT is quite as remarkable, RAJ
!, that when you find in a story un'
an expression as "damphi do,' fol
"damphi DON'T" you may know cas-
a woman didn't write it nor
okuk Constitution. sbi
\ red nosed reprobate, whose I%ss6'
would only have been bal
'chantablc by the pound, entered S SsI
corner.grocery and planting an Gag
,ty soda water bottle on the con con,
inter-, said: Gimme some alcohol Tay
loan siIvar with " HAu rich, >, TO {
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