The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-07-23
HERE'S LUCK!
And Nay Your Shadow Never
Grow Less,
Al You Peruse the Religious Col
umn.

Fellow fryer- in this mundane bake
oven.
How do you like it =. far .. you've
got?
Shall We put any more VOID in .he
stove?
How did you manage TO crawl through
last week, ANYHOW,
Wasn't IL . scnrcher.
| Over two Thousand beef-t~.k. died In
one hour. and were buried without an
inquest. Yes, yon l%i, they were pu,
under the ground q,:ick.
Everybody knew wha, wa- the matter
With them. They were 'prus,rated by the
| heat"
! In 81. Loui. the ihermc meters had to h.
tied down with ropes, AMI one broke It's
bonds and stood on lis head on the top oi
the court house dome and reached for the
sur.
Ies, Mercury went wy upward. .hen
sat down "n Il cloud and wsgyed his fee,
around his head so hc could fan himself
with the wings hiiched "a hi. heels
You bat i, MAS hot. Why you couldn',
stand an the ground and reach up aud
hold your hand ON thrre-sior. TN r"of
minute. M. sir, not a minute. Il Was ="
hot and high.
ingmsn" two weeks ago. took of their
hats 10 Scaafer every time he passed by.
They said he ws- a nice man; hut ice
men up stuck their n,--s, aud weighed
out fr"z-n .i-~,i."p i"r ten cents n drop.
Aud that's hos they made sun Will. he
hav sI,nre.
oh, Won m,v say, 'givc IL n rest" and
all that; but we're dom. this preaching.
and Il y"u don't like Ia. way Ne talk,
You'll find contribution box nailed on
the fr''nt iD'r. and y.'u can PAT your
nickIc in il "a you pa-- "n:.
! tell y"u it WAS hot, ani pe"pi. power
ful ,hi.siv. People should h.. CAREFUL
about their drink IN lot weather. Take
il by degrees and watch the thermometers
Wh-n .oa get mp &" as stop RICH, there
That's what 4 thermometer ~ for-snd the
man who wants more than IS drinks j. \
hog.
Talking aloni drinks:
lie held the old siirI bv the neck before
DIG ,r.iing u forever. hat he Wasn't mcurn-
ing t"r the garment. lie only said ,ll-lv {:
IL wish ] had :he morev f"r all the drinks
that have gone through that ol! neck
band
Stranger. Its n long time since y"u aud
sung a -ong together. Tire LIST -ong
sang MSS .n invitation io johnny To- fill n;.
the bcxl, hut he said The boxl and TIN.
slate were both ',ruk.. A. we g,x-,i nprn
the remains. we gently mnrInu.r.I. ''~I,rn
sh.li We three m--, q. ~ and departed
The reason Ne haven't .c-n here b inre.
Though. WIS that We have bs-n To Washing
ton to examine Mrs. jerks. We found
Mrs. j.. like ner native State. most all
b,ynn.
But To oar song L.. late one. Got
; in Tie house nj o'ciuck ihIs morning.
/ through the back window. The big bald
headed man sill nos murder the b,SS
drum:
s'al,r,..i "a; .n hickory tree.
Hist up Your s:;is I.in-!s.a.
Shouting cut ti,sG us.ry i-s-..
SINNERS -, l;sss:
You sres-- your xuncs You dip on high.
Hoist mp y"ti- alta Niu,iDw.
S"'' turn e --';i'-T~s-i ~ ti.e ky.
>ianer- -' i"ng-
,.J"-I.h. yoa'Il expire.
hi~- nI- 80 any aching brow.
>'nn-r- - on..
Si-,.-r Ruth >b.. Wen, T., church.
H"i>r np yoiir sitIr Mia..u.
Tie" >s'n:'iuI.-- >lsr Ma bound 10 -.arrh.
-inl,.-T- g, l..it.
>n.- found i,,n i,--Is,-i IN q. lions den.
Hoist ne y"sIr arIt- N-,n.i"v.
s:sr todd 10 To- her ',r"si,sr ti.:a.
>iI'i''-T- - i"s.-
N..lHcu;nucyeT MAS t.r /: al the Jews.
1, HOIST Ip y"ur at'i.. ..Insiow.
~ IL stood 'l"s.n 'o"i h,- obi gum shoes.
Sinners =" i"us.
No roa' ,sI.. t,',,i--- u. water com. in.
Horst up ys.ur ATS. x.n'iou
"" kept hIin>.lf .iry ~ .irnsins .,n:
sinners 20 bong
II there IS anything We like Ia enccnr.
age. il il youth. We never Vet saw t~o
bays tying \ tin can tn \ dogs tail but
what we felt thrill o:-Pity fur tn dog.
All the u.nocence Of youth! Y"li:, is
IL that cu~s Of 4 bcoiblsck didn't give me
this lead quarter, I don't want . cent 7 +.
A. We were saving. ~e like 10 encourage
yonih. Here j. one, seven years old, who !
ought To be encouraged:
'Dea uncle george please get me \ new
founiland deg. / want a puppy hope |
Won are we'll like am. GO Io school nov |
and have .ece--. j am b.d II ior the dog. |
send him a >o'n ~ yon can. send INV /
love io won for christ cake amen.
send boy DIG.
ROBERT :. H."
He got the "boy" dog.
Hers little curiosity going the round.
that is good. When ve say i, is good, that
is sufficient far you:
"IIahit" Is hard To overcome. II v.u
take of the first letter !, d.~- not change
"a bit" IL you take "a an.iier ven sill
have a ''bit" left. II Won take Of still!
another. the whole e "it" r-msi,.. II
You take of still ano,her il is Dot 80
totally used up. All III which gye- &.
show that If you wish q" he raj IL
habit. You must throw u OF altogether.
That's the wsy Ne stopped chewing
tobacco on, on the plains, two hundred
miles from store.
This here meeting will clc-e with "The
4 ,ckbitrr." Heaven knows, We would
like to wind mp with q back scratchsr;
bni how can fellow get around behind
himself? 50 stick to the clothes brush ar
rub yonr hack against the corner Of the
ioor j,mh, which is one OF the most
things we ever struck in !.
life. BIT hear the port:
There's som. one living in this :o~n
INayt. yon knox d r. name. .
And msyf--. should yrIt. u down.
Y"ur own u..sli pr,vs the >sfnel. "a
Who. when YOU -sy. He cool" vii cry, -
..Ini.si. Won Pink that's true. :,