The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1878-09-12
EVERYDAY SPlCERIES.

WHEN a baseball player comes home
/ for the ,eaen his fingers look as if he
had been talking the deaf and dumb
alphabet.--N y Herald.
SALERATUs SMITH, nominated for
Governor of Michigan, is a self-raised
man.-PhHadNphia Star. Soda-termined
a man should be elected for leaven years,
" Y, Nc,cs.
THE cucumber does its best fighting
after it is down. Fdt C0ntrbutor. When
does it become down? We always
heard it was hard thing to 60 to bed
on.-Eratic Enrique,
RAILROADS carry three million pas
sengers safely where they kill one, hut
the trouble Is to know when the Chree
million have been counted up and the
killing is to begin.--Free Press,
WHEN the proprietor goes out and
tells the clerk he is going down on
Change, the clerk doesn't tell him that
he is going down on change, too, but he
nevertheless .- Cincinnati Post.
Look out? Don't give it away, but
the new style of stoves this coming win
ter will bear the following in large
raised letters all around the top; This
is not spittoon - IVhecIing Leoder.
YOU often hear of the spirit of Democ-
rocy hnt No reference is made to anv
otber nolitical beverage. WHY is this?
DO the other parties wink and take the
chances?- BycaEtdst Table.
How do those neoplc at the seaside re.
.,rt, ,yho do NOT batbe in the ocean
n,onocn IN keen clean? A familiar sign
in ones hotel room reads, " No washing
allowed in the rooms. Philadelphia
RvH,tjo.
,,no,,,,o. hoo. .ox;oo+og %, That
=, l,Uro i"s'' ,'%ilh JJ TTnnsands in tho
we I"rit'', a,o ";r, ;ndrstr;oTsIv trv;ng to
,o,.i, ;mst nnu, IrDortoni onestions
li,o tbis reorira onv number of experi-
,aont, , Vr,royl can
,.1.., aoo,,,, . a. hand ond
= ilr. ',a, N'1y "iJa o'"U r,,,i+ - saer on
sme 0 we@,in ';in - r5o so'f rniI NOON sbods her
eNJy 'IHy ii,.L ,,non tho m eartb and annie
..o',o" .roaD anJ ',s" cots % oro GETTING severely
siuLbod % poa,e Sent;u5
n,r A.. :, e,,o ,,;r,,+,s will toke
'NH ny III iNo 'ilm"',' n,.'',,,,,otio,s -
5weH, !.ss,en e"r' f naon " We have M
I''i'a''.'"'Ji n"v :" tjo Ministry but
,i':'io W s,,. ,,.L;ot oo,, bo Lortnd nm nv
sIa, si,,' 40 " r. Et,E,'E T,o,t;t,,t;on
~ iA'''I' .., ra, IL, ,oo,.
ih N.,'" ,I, "'I fa.rr Loo+ on q Lot
Ia u."'n5 w ,.I,n r.;il r,I; his d;nnar in
Hftiy Hfi,, s," "n, oOo"nd, "m vii natioptlv snend
sf.!o,, s,5 r,'n n,;mntos IN srnl;ng sherry cob.
IIov'H Iioy .brnmob atrow-Pyct
'I' U - .an1oxa tho ol1 sou,
,r. JoSEfh C"oN ien'e'9 'i'o Wv" - w
Tauce - loE G%Se, 'a"Gt I;' .'on snJIu sJ"rnonto %
IoLiows Eose so tho uul,,'n n.arino a femaIn ars
wien au''.. ~ a. w. ,ho nontg of tbe mas,
aurf" f"''o 5,,1. !" % os tho some srecie. IL
C,.a,,G;, 90
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ARCHERY ~ III .ne@'m,u ',,o,, '"T,n ,rho ono ,no
pace Oh cro9ueI ouns nv" .Ln Lno ,nttor n"
been gwen 10 lhuu,gence III V"o la..ol
alleged game Shoulu lhuu'ge III a.cnely
very'sparlnngly at nrst; IL may prlne oh
mental exhaustion ni1 anu DRAIN le'e''
~" =, iiU''" 1''y''''' :. ,.-, t. L
IhlNllhH was "'S'"'o''" ~ 1u
drpd and thlrty-tOur years ago, DuJ NO.
bodv hos vet discovered how TO run a
wv! nv ,,;t ,,,arrboJr Von Lore
~ A. ~ W. horo
. Tdztttt. pn, yes, Iueit mas W. ""'o
them calling at our OthCe every day,
-, ~, Ia tbo atreet or toll us how to
Stop US III the 7''ee'' Vi ''I, Us Us d.
do it in the Observation-Disclosures Dut-
L.Jfn
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AN lrishman accOsted gentleman on
, the street, late Mt night, with request
/, Cor tho tipn The ppntlpmqn suspeCtiDg
| i' - ,L III; Oh
, tnat rat Wlsneu W suatcH Ms ""''i''
gave him n singing rap on the nose,
{ with the remark. 1T has Just struck
| one" BE labbers," retorted rat,
. " Pm glad | didn't ak yeI an hour ago.
\ boston Globe.
. ONE thousand members of semi narles
i and colleges are walters in the White
Mountain hotels. Under their intelli-
i. cent management the artless tripe be-
Comes the Z prepared stomach of rumi-
not;nc animals" and the guileless hash
". insaa ;,seIf in tbe mazes of "concreted
J, ,U9p, n"rt;ries of the disordered elements of
paanoie, poa,ns5oy 81 D1nbvrv Ns,rs,
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