The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-06-13
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A coed two-foot rule-keep your feet dry.
Paris bellies attend the Exposition in briei
skirts ending at the ankle,
Wigs, in the language of flowers, are lie.locks
Mrs. Tilton might be elected daughter to Beech,
ers regiment Chicago Times
The worst tyrant in the world is the woman who
is superior to her husband and lets everybody
know it.
Mrs Jones'" said an observing young gentle
man Of five years, during lull in the Conversa
ton, please let your teeth down again.
The thin pious man, who IS continually groan.
ing over the wickedness Of the world is more
troubled with dyspepsia than blessed with relig.
ion,
O'd Deacon Dobson always boosted that he was
prepared for the worst and his neighborS
thought he got it when he married his second
wife.
a dentst's sgn-Drawing, music and dancing
"TIorc is your writ of a,qchmcnt" said town
clerk as he handed a lover marriage license,
An Irsbmon who stood near the third base
watching game of base ball was sent to grass by
| a foul which struck him under the fifth rib. "a
fowl, w62 Mt? Begorra thought 1t was mule '
The sultans ravorite wife IS a Circas,ian pin.
cess by the name of Annie, who exercises great
influence over him, and has had not little to do
with the course of the Government during the re.
cent difficulties.
1t is now that the sentimental young lady wan
ders through the garden and throws her delicate
eyes on the budding roses, ard wanders if last
years hat will stand remodtling for this summer.
Puck.
Vermont gill fell out of rocking chair ard
received injuries that killed her in two hours.
Moral-Young gils should not sit in rocking
chair, unless there is a strong man In 1t to hold
them in.-Hawkeye,
An English writer says: white hair is so be.
coming to the face that many wCmen are never
pretty TIL they are old-the long reign of hair
powder hiCh lasted through a century is an i'm
mortal tribute to the beauty Of old age.
When a wealthy person dies in Paris the front
door Of the house is draped with black velvet,
with silver fringe and moulding. The curtain is
looped up pat the sides and inside the doorway is
an altar, with cuoax aud candles burning and
ornamentd with rare flowers. 1t has very sol.
emu and imposing effect
No one can fancy the feelings Of a newspaper
man wien he hears delinquent tsubscriberwhom
be has but tTeuty-iour hours before yainly i'm.
plored to settle that little bill" yell ont on Sun.
day. put me down 0 for the good of, the cause"
when they are "rasing the church debt.'-Hud.
son RiUcr Chronicle
"How did you come to know herr asked
mn bar Of bnr ri Ckn bnr hiIHfnU
good by to a poorly dressed child at the church
door. "Why, you see, mamma, she came into our
Sunday school alone, and made place for her
on my seat and smiled and she smiled, and then
VIC was acquainted"
A subscriber asks, How to scald goose.'
There are several methods. Perhaps the best way
would be to wait until some evening when the
goose comes around to serensde your daughter,
and, while he is in the midst Of Sweet by and
by" pour kettle Of boiling water on his head
from the second story window.-NOrriStOtUR Her
aid.
Habit" is haEd to overcome. If you take off
the first letter it does not change "a Bit" If you
take off another you still have "bit' left If you
take off still another, the whole of "it still re-
mains. If you take off another it is not II" to
tally used up. All of which goes to show that if
you wish to be rid of "a hsbir you must throw It
off altogether.
1t is easy enough, Suppose you have mailed
letter in your coat pocket and carried it there
three weeks. Sit down and write You will OBJ.
serve by the date of the within, my dear mother
n-law that Eliza forgot to hand it to me until to-
day. It has been banged around in the bureau |
irawer and is very sOiled in consequence. l |
must talk to Eliza. She is getting more careless |
and forgetful every day."
The gentleman who attracted attention in church |
asst week by crying out, Holy Noses" had no
Intention of disturbing the congregation He
lad been tackirg down carpets the day before,
md Just as he sat down in his pew he suddenly
emembered that he had half paper Of tacks In
n his coat. skirt pocket We make this explana.
ion in justice to his family, who are highly re-
SlUsrtOH Lumbermdn.
Jim Younger, Of the notorious Younger broth
rs, so long the terror of the frontier, is slowly
lying in the peniteDtiary of Minnesota. The
ause Of his probable death Is the wound in his
Douth, which destroyed his upper left jaw and
eary all of the antrum. The bullet lis still inn
edded in his mouth, and pieces of bones are con-
tantly working out lie is a man, however, of
reat physical endurance. and may contend with
cath for some time.
"Have you enjoyed our strawberry festival,
oys ?" "Ohl yes, siGl' "Then," asked the
aacher, seeking to append moral, II you had
Tipped into my garden and picked those straw
errles without my leave would they have tasted
s good as now" Every small boy in that stained
nd sticky class shrleked mo, sirI" why not2"
Cause" said little Thomas with the cheerful
less Of conscious virtue, chen we shouldn't have