The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-01-24
EVERY DAY sPICERIEs.


SINCE Moukhtar Pasha's defeat at
Deve-Boyun "the Sweet Boyun-Boy"
is not popular throughout Turkey.
A Brunswick (Me.) cat has obtained
mention by going into the store of
druggist and trying to open drawer and
steal catnip.
Mr.. SMITH, is your customer Brown
man to be trusted ?"-" know Of ne
one more SC. He is to be trusted forever;
he never pays"
A YANKEE editor wishes to know
whether the law recently enacted against
the carrying of deadly weapons applies
to doctors who carry pills in their
pockets.
"I LIVE in Julius eyes," said an af-
fected dandy in Colman's hearing.
don't wonder at it." replied George,
since / observed she had sty in them
when ! saw her last"
"SEE, mammaln exclaimed little
waited rudder, strutted around the
table; "sce, Kitty's eat so much she
can't shut her tail down."
IT has been discovered that the best
way to prevent apples from rottening is
to put them in warm, dry cellar, and
let a family of0ffteen children have
free access to them every day.
THE authorship of " Beautiful Shows +.
may be in doubt, but that man certainly
did not write it who has just slipped up
on an ice spot treacherously covered by
the feathery flakes, and dropped into an
ash box.
GRACE GREENWOOD was standing in
Washington horse-car, when sudden
start of the car threw her over into
gentleman's lap, when she said, T" I beg
pardon, sir; but you see l am lap
lander" .ss...,s,s.ss,.
A BosToN teacher, who in a fit of
vexation called her pupils set of young
adders, on being reproved for her Ian
guage explained by saying that she was
speaking to those just commencing
arithmetic. 4.
ZONE of the Kentucky Minstrels is
sitting fo' his carte in character.) Oper-
ator: Now, sir, look pleasant-smilc q
little" (Ministrel slniles.) "Oh? that
will never do. It's too wide for the
instrument"
AsoIENTIsT says that the tenth genera
| tion of single fly numbers aquntllllon
insects. But there is not bald-headed
man who ever passed warm day in
church that will not say the amount is
far too small. gT
Iris common proverb, and, indeed, it
| is the creed of the homeopathist, that
like cures like. But there is one thing
to which neither homeopathist nor allo-
pathist has pronounced an opinion, and
that is what cures dislike.
RoDRIao spaniard, and Tomlinson,
an eminent English athlete, are matcnea
to wrestle at Rio Janeiro, the Spanlard
stalking 100000 reis, and the Engiisn-
man 300,000. IL SOUNDS more imposing
to say 6GO, ,00O rels, yet the sum Is ratner
less than $500.
THREE gentlemen being in coffee
house, one called for dram, because ne
was hot. Bring me another, says his
companion, because I am cold" The
third, who sat by and heard them, very
quietly called out, = Here, boy, pring
me glass, because ike IL.
A PLEASING instance of filial affection
was shown at Ashburnham, Mass, the
other day where middle-aged man went
lhuo grocery s.o,e anu caiieu ,oi oonhT
of the poorest tobacco, remarklng,
do NOT use tobacco. Int want this for NV
Wv ny 20 ,,
mOtner, VINO loves 10 SMOKE
AroId boobolor Voc oo,, rt;po q widow
an oiu paenoio, ,'V /. a,I.Is e ~. .s 49,
and both had sought tne alu OF arl 10
rive to their fading hair a darker shade
STSes,. -.;,,,. +o he an aAao+;onota
lhats going :" po an anex ~, x.iolAe9 !.