The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1878-05-29
Rates Of Advertls
Items of Interest.
A steak-holder-The gridiron.
A r;obtino o book-The Dictionary.

A steak -holder-The gridiron.
A righting book-The Dictionary.
Overdrawn-Exaggerated accounts.
Net cash-The fisherman's proceeds.
Sharp misunderstanding a subject.
Fish expressed if not implied-O.
o. D.
Hairy somethings-Tresses and mat
tresses.
Molasses candy would taste just as
sweet by any other name.
There are over 1850 convicts in the
Sing Sing IN. " prison.
A female gate-keeper has been re-
moved for deadheading her sweetheart.
She never tolled her love.
Now digs the boy the garden plot
With energy intense,
Until he bags tribe of worms,
And then he skips the fence.
A barking dog never bites, but the
same measure of confidence isn't to be
placed in buzzing bee, even if he does
go to war backwards.
There is this disparity between 43, $50
squarefeet of window glass and trouble
some molar: One is an acre OF panes;
the other, pains of an acher.
A man who is uncertain about using
the term bicycle speaks of them as
"those things, you know, that they ride
on and look into second-story windows
with"
The German emperor keeps diary
of everything he shoots. In 1919 his
gun was discharged by accident, and he
had to enter up, "Foreinger right
hand"
"Slowtown p shouted the brakeman,
as the train slowed up to the station.
Give years for refreshments y yelled
a passenger, who said his son had grown
up since the train started.
"What did the prisoner first strike
you for ?" casually asked the judge OF
the complainant with bandage over
his eye. He first struck me for a FIVE
dollar bill, your honor, was the feeling
reply.
"Sales by candle" was the method of
sale during the seventeenth century. A
wax candle, about an inch in length, was
set on the edge of knife, and he that
bid most before the candle was out, was
the buyer.
It is estimated that the use of the
Moffet bell-punch in New York City, by
a simple tax of two and one-half cents
on alcoholic drinks, and one-half cent
on cider, ale and beer, would yield the
treasury $12, 900, 900 per annum.
1t is estimated that there is invested
in the dairy industry in this country, a
total capital of 81, 400, 900, 900. Of that
amount $3.50, 900, 900 is in COWS, $780,
000, 900 in land needed for their support,
and $109, 9,000,0 900 in teams, dairy imple-
ments, etc.
A poor woman in Denmark, the wife
of laborer, past fifty, observing few
months ago three children who had
fallen through the ice on lake, rushed
into the water, and at the imminent
peril of her own life rescued the
children. The King decided that this
act of bravery should not pass unreward-
ed. The woman was sent up to town,
from the country; a room was prepared
for her in the royal palace, where she
stayed couple of days to see the sights
of Copenhagen, and she received from
the hands of the King, in the presence
of the royal family, the medal and ribe
bon for civil acts of bravery, being thd
first woman in Denmark who has receives
this honor. The King secured place.
for heI and her family in the Royal
Theater, where she was the observed Of
all observers. OF any more substantial
compensation for her act of bravery there
is no record.