Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-10-19

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ass~nd the rssssaA - Peoria. inoag.
An laiiAn poay kickei . white hoy
to death. At Yankton, last Friday. CAli
out the troSps. more in&isa stroll
ues.
IL 10 singular that yict,.ria Wood
hull hasat come farxarI - tell what
she knO.s Of this es.-r..Tt inve.tiga-
tiOn-
Retail whisky deal.-r. "a. the fishing
season has never b--a esq. and IL ii
ussct Tor e.iEioriai eX-a -.3as business
voula be- sagnzns
IL Is no~ gate g-a@ ally believed
that the Aiventares n Baron Nan-
ehzusen - notsiag bat . series of
''confes.ions" after all
The trzmps Of Iowa have adopted
Susan Anihonys mDtf1: We want
bread. land custArd pie aud meat and
81. lila
II want the dining room walls" the
North Hill man said a. r,r. kalsominer,
tinted blue; not q vrr' l--cided blue,
but Just the color Of niia. he suddenly
aided, rs the clamOr Of the milkman's
bell in the street gave hin an inspira-
ton.
Only six months ago, hen John Still
sen. Of South Hill, married Nora John
son, he called her Ibis darling Nora"
Aud now, when he gets Up in the night
to fasten spring cloth'- pin over her
vocal nose. he uses the ne tender ex-
preston. but leaves ont the darling.
Colonel Ingersol and his unbelieving
friends have told us about everything
they don't believe, now will some
bright atheist come out, this next lee.
ture season, ane tell us, just for nov
city, what they do believe? It would
be an innovation, but it would satisfy o
rsvenous public curiosity.
Professor David Swing does not be.
ieve in boys playing cards furtively in
the wood shed or hay loft. No, it is
not safe. There is no knowing when
the old man will come bullying in with
q raw hide that looks like q Russian
peace commissioner. A high and de-
serted attic with o locked door is the
only safe place.
The telegraph reports continued pro-
gress in the investigation of 1.-The un.
der valuation Of kid gloves" Heavens,
don't say anything about it. If 50 rs
for gloves that split down the back.
and explode at the ball Of the thumb
just as the servant announces your
name, is an "under valuation" let the
under valuation 60 on; don't let the
the thing get mp to par.
Jane Gray Swisshelm says "before
she would wear one of these eel skin
dresses -" and there she gets 30 mad
she can go no farther. No, Jane does
not wear these glove fitting dresses.
She wears dress that il cut the same
size all the way down, shoulders, waist
half above the tops of her COW hide
shoes. But she does look sweet in
it. does Jane.
"When," asked the Warrensburg,
Missouri, Press, "when is the time to
travel ?" When you hear her fathers
foot on the third step, young man, il
about as good time as any, to start and
you can prolong the tour to suit your
own convenience and the length of the
old mans cane. From the innocence
with which You ask the question, we
suppose you didn't travel until he was
clear into the psrlor. Served you
right.
1t has been ascertained that a book
agent can be won by kindness. One
day last week West Hill man tried it
on one Of them. He beat him with q
bludgeon and broke his arm, poured
kerosene over his clothes. and set fire
to it, shot him through the lungs and
finally locked him up in room with
maO uOS, Cuu uuo bScub, uceply uucCt'
ed, whispered through the key hole as
soon as the dog had got through with
him, he'd let him have copy of "Moo-
dy's Anecdotes" for sixty-five cents,
which was thirty per cent off.
"Who was it," asks "Student," "that
said "A man who will make pun will
pick pocket?" Well, all the conduc-
tors of very stupid newspapers say it,
from once TO thrice week, or even un-
to seven times q week, according to the
style of their papers. No body else
ever said it. Some OF them credit it to |
johnson, although they are afraid to
specify whether it was Ben or Samuel;
some OF them credit it to Dean Swift,
some of them to Charlie. Lamb, and
We saw one forlOrn paragraph hating
exchange last week that credited it to |
Tom Hood. Why do you ask? Has
some clever person made laughing |
stock Of you?
The reason Mr.. Baslinger wont speak |
to any Of the editors Of The Haek,sye |
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