The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-05-07

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Strawberries in 81. Joe, Mo. one rent
Piece.-7cpeku Rsade.
Hos much for whole one. spot cash!
The oil Missouri il beginning to rage.
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Anybody round the house heen cutting
their toe nails With his razor?
There IL little trouble about the or
gani1stion Of the European Congress. The
Burlington Hdwkeys suggests that we sell
our.
Let 'em alone, they'll sell themselves.
Fort Leavenworth u again blooming
int" the Preitiest spot in Kansas.
That's sc-thats ~. The ace always
smiled big around there.
-Buffalo bones are worth $500 per ton
in Wichita.
How glad re are they've got down 80
low. Most anybody can afford to have .
ton Of buffalo bones around the house now,
and make home and the back yard At
sractive. Every prudent man will have Q
stack Of 'em handy To throw IT cats.
Mr.. Fremoni's daughter, it il said, has
the most beautiful hand IN America. Call
her. somebody, just 40 We can se what she
has.-Haxkeye.
Wha where's her other hand Never
mind, saPPs-e yos cal! her. Perhsp. you'll
rake in the pot.
Hannah RothcliI.i-, who has Just we'd
I-oni Ro-eberry, does not like her husbands
name and wants him to change it, In view
81 his new state We suggest Il spberrv ~ IN
change. How will that Dew
berry 50. Louis Times. Hannah! Dat
be gore-berry. What says the elder
berry.-LAnips Hsrnd lie ought to be
Ter huckleierry.-Topeka Blade.
Berry good. Mr. Roseberry is nov a
PokebeIry.
Home Scene-Hushand entering, and
himself languidly upon the sofa,
~ he wipes the Precipitation froa, his brow.
oh. dear, business is killing me. am 40
tired"
Wife jumping for = pillow, LAY down
there like good dear fellow, and take
| title rest"
Little four year old daughter. On. papa,
thought Won he awful tired after I saw 90
Carrying the new hires! girl all bout the
litchen."
IL was dead give away, wasn't il: But
all there little chores have to he done. and
there is nothing like making things pleas
ant for the new hired girl.
Maj. Washer will again accept our
thanks Tor fine pig, With pedigree attach
'ncnt, reaching hack through two genera
lions.
Lord, what y pig tail. Most fine pigs"
just tie lard knot in it,, throw il mp ON
their backs. aad start right through life
nth only about an inc:, aud 4 half hanging
nut for anybody t. grab hold a.
What has tec,ne of the Msy-party,
The May-r'le and the Nay-qnren VI our
Iathers?-.iteais's CA,m,iisa.
The party broke np in a row. the pole has
been turned into u billiard cue, and the
2u~en il nov n widow with FIVE children.
The following advertisement appears
IN the Springfield Eaia:
T ARE AHEm-trHY. (COloREp.J HEREBY
q cirsii-ny.- VIII Powell. tsl,lte} q, n Grsrcv-
Roman wre>tlr Powell stating terms ami date.
Nov, we want to know how this thing H.
rhe darkey cannot be Greek or q Roman,
'nd We don't believe Will Powell ever SAY
Greece ar Roc,e. Then hos car there be
my Grxco-R,man wr~stle il what We are
rrestling with.
A nee saloon was opened recently in
swsg" with a flourish Of trumFets ami
he drinking 81 beer."
How natural and lite-like! The "horr- /
81" We mean. To have seen al those jolly
ose. in the air must have made the room
- light ~ day.
THAT fair AS,lener said "Kum heah -
Ind Tennie put on a clean shirt, few !
loves in his pocket, and "kum."
A young lady ssy.: "If . cart has
inc felloes attached tn il, IT'S pity that
irl like me can't have one" /
Well spoke right up to the hub, never
re. Keep revolving sronnd the ruts and
,c,s in the road Of life and vonr turn will
ome.
They have got a Woman's Hotel in
'ev York. boz the guests all left because
,ch Mas not sllowesl tn lock the front door
nd hide the key every time she went out.
William Cullen Bryant said little while
% he had noticed tha, Be~cher w.sn't in
ted To speak on great occasions any more.
There never vss hut one great occasion
y Beecher to spesk, and then he wss in
tied. His speech consisted Of four word~-
didn't do it," II
There h . movement AMONG q number :
'KaLsss capitalists, mretly from Law
nee. to open hank in this city. The
owe il good one. and the grntlrnen are
pable.-Kassp City Times.
Ye-. you bet they're capable. II we
snted to open bank, we'd send to Kansas
: the men to do il. A jimmy, crowbar,
rk lantern and dark night - all that
snsas wants 10 open . bank. =
GIVE HIM LIFT.