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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1878-01-25
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The most imposing and interesting judi
aial document to all christians that has ever
been recorded, is the original death warrant
of Jesus Christ The document is in these
words
Sentence rendered by Pontius PLATE act
ing Governor of Lower Galilee, stating that
Jesus of Nazareth shall suffer death on the
cross.
In the year seventeen OF the Emperor
Tiberius Cesar, aud the Goth day of March,
in the city of Holy Jerusalem, Anna and
Caspia being priests sacrifscators of the
people of God-Pontus PLATE Governor of
Lower Galilee, sitting in the Presidential
chair OF the PrRtory, condemns Jesus of
Nazareth to die on the cross between two
thieves-the great and notorious voice of
the people saying:
|. Jesus is a seducer.
.. He is a seditious
3. He is the enemy of the law.
/. He calls himself, falsely, the Son of
God.
8. He calls himself, falsely, the King of
Israel.
6. He entered into the temple, followed
by multitude, bearing palm branches in
their hands.
Order the first centurian Quillus Cornell
ius, to lead him to the place of execution.
Forbid any person, whomsoever, rich or
poor, to Interfere with the death of Jesus
! Christ.
The witnesses signing the condemnation
of Jesus are:
l. Daniel Robani, Pharisee.
,. JOana Robani.
3. Raphael Robani.
4. Capen, a citizen.
Jesus shall go out of the city of Jerusa-
lem through the gate of Struenes.
The above sentence is engraved on copper;
on one side are engraved the words "A sim
liar plate is sent to each tribe. The origi-
nal is in the Hebrew language. 1t was
found in an antique vase of white marble,
while excavating in the ancient city of
Aquilla, in the Kingdom of Naples, in the
year 1910, and was discovered by the COM
missioners of art of the French armies. The
French translation was made by the COM
missioners of art.
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VEGETINE
For Bilious, RemtttGnt and Inter-
mittGlt Fever.

or what is more commonly termed Fever md Ague,
win pain In the oins and through the back, and in
desCrbabe chilly sensation down the spine an irre-
ssOle disposition TO yawn. pain In the eyes, which
Is Increased by moving them, blue tinge In the
SKIN, ana great llsteSsness and debility, Negetne Is
a SAFE and positive remedy. II Is compounded ex-
clusively from the juices OF carefully selected barks
ana herbs ana 50 strongly concentrated that II Is
one OF the greatest cleansers OF The blood that
can be put together. Vegetine does not stop with
breaking chlls and fever, but 1t extends Its wonder
ful influence into every part OF the human system
ana entirely eradicates every taint OF disease. Veg
etne does not act as powerful Cathartic, or debi
tate the bowels and cause the patient to dread other
serious complaints which must inevitably follow ;
nut 1t strikes at the root OF disease by purifying the
blood, restores the liver and kidneys to healthy ac-
bon regulates the bowels, and assists Nature In per-
forming all the duties that dcyolve upon her
I thousands OF invallds are suffering to-day from
the effects OF powerful purgatve nostrums, frightfu
quantities OF qunine. and poison doses Of arsenic
neither OF which ever have or ever could reach the
true cause Of their complaint.
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VEGETINE.
Police Testimony.

BOSTON, Nov. IS, 1875.
II, r. STEVENS, ESQ.,:
Dear Sir-Duringfthe past five years u have had
ample opportunity to Judge OF the merits OF Vege-
tine. Ny wife has used It for complaints attending
lady OF delicate health, with more beneficial results
than any thing else which she ever tried. have
given II to my children under almost every circum-
ed benefit. have taken It myself with such great
benefit that cannot lind words TO express my un-
qualified appreciation OF It's goodness.
While performing my duties police officer in
this city 1t has been my lot TO fall In with great
deal Of sickness. unhesitatingy recommend Vege-
tine. and never knew OF case whore It did not
prove all that was claimed for It. Particularly in
cases Of debilitated or impoverished state OF the
blood, Its effects are really wonderful and, for all
conplaintsarsing from an Impure state OF the blood,
1t appears TO work like a charm and do not believe
there are any circumstances under which Vegetine
can be used with INJURIOUS results; and will always
AFFORD me pleasure TO give any further information
as to what know about Npgettne,
WILLIAM u. HILL Police. station 4.
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HOME SONG.
II. w. LoSGFELLow.

Stay, stay at home, my heart, and rest;
Home keeping hearts are happiest,
For those that wander they know not where
Are full OF trouble and full of care;
To stay at home is best.
Weary and homesck and distressed,
They wander East, they wander West,
Ana are baflled and beaten and blown about
By the winds OF the wilderness OF doubt;
To stay at home is best
Then stay at home, my heart and rest
The bird is safest in Its nest
Ger all that fiutter their wings and fly
hawk is lowering in the sky;
To stay at home is best.
February atlantic.
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The Seaside Library.

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M. Gartiaux, French statistician, has
published some curious statistics on the dan.
gers Of travelling by land. He says tha. in
the old diligence days man had one chance
of being killed in 100000 trips, and one
chance of being injured in 10000. On the
railway, between 1885 and 1855, there was one
chance of being killed in 100000 Journey,
ana one chance of being injured in 100000.
From 1900 to 1873, one chance of being kill.
ed In making 100000 journeys, and one
chance of being injured in 6OO,OOO. Now
one to one million. Consequently, person
travelling 10 hours day, at the rate of A.
miles an hour, would in the frst period
have had chance OF escaping destruction
during S2l years; in the second period dur
ing lOl4 years, and between 1872 and 1878
during 74S9 years.--Nes0 York Tnes.
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WashingtOn's Only Sister.

Mrs. Betty Lewis, Washington's only sis
ter, is described in Scribner for February.
as woman of many virtues, and well be.
loved OF her famous brother. In the future
however, she is the more likely TO be cele-
brated for her spelling than anything else.
We quote the following letter from the
Scri6aer article:
July 9th, 1896.
MY DEAR BROTHER | receiv'd your let
ter of 10Th and 10Th OF June, the day after
l wrote to you | was attack with the apue
and fever which has lasted ever since, | Ex-
pected your coming threw Baltemore that
you would ascertain Mr.. Parkes fortune
thoe | believe he would not tell anything
ials on the OccatiOn, Harriots Brother
Wrote her letter from Baltemore and like
wise one to Mr., Parks congratulatening
them on there Intended Union which he
sayes he makes no doubt will be very hap.
py one, Lawrence was here at the time that
Mr.. Parks has spoke to Harriet on the sub
ject and | beg'd of him to make all the in
quire he could but never hard from him un-
til the letter | have meution'd here and
concluded from that he had Inquired and
was well Pleas'd, when Mr.. Parks ask'd nv
consent told him had nothing to say to
1t that you ware the Person to be applid to,
| have never concern'd myself with it |
think Harriet is Old Enough now to make
choice for her self, and if they are not hap
py believe it will be her one falt, he bars
The Best caracter of any young Person that
| know.
now my Dear Brother have to thank
you for your good intention of sending me
mule if you had any to spear, but had no
write to Expect you to Disfrnish your
self
am mutch obliged to you for your inyi-
tasion to Mount Vernon but it is utterly out
OF my Power to get up, believe / wrote to
you last fall that had but two old Horses
and in Tenn ,cord lyt outl from that my
stable was broken open and the best of them
carri'd of and from that day to this have
not hard word of him that was the forth
chariot Hors that lost in Fredericks Won
the Place, Harriet is Better and is gone to
the forth of July in Town but | think she
looks badly.
My love to you and my Sister Washing.
ton concludes me your
Afiectionate sister
BETTY LEWIS.
I. ST. fear you will hardly make ou
this as | have violent Headake and bor
rid caugh believe Harriet is distressed t,
know how she is to be Provided with thing
for Welding Dress"
This was probably the aged sisters las
letter to her brother for she entered int
rest early in March, 1897. Her portrai,
taken in her youth, represents her as tai
handsome woman, with brown hair an
eyes-her head held proudly erect and he
full lips firmly, almost hsughtily compress
ed as II she had just issued some positiy
command to her army of tall sons.
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NEGETINE

works In the human system in perfect harmony with
natures laws, and while It is pleasant to the TASTE
genial to the stomach and mild in It's influence on
the bowels 1t is absolute In its action on disease and
Is not vile, nauseOus bitters purging invalids into
false hone that they are being cured. Vegetne Is
purely Vegetable Medicine compounded upon scien-
tlnc principles. II is ndOrsed by the best physicians
where lis virtues have been tested, is recommended
only where medicine Is needed, and Is not mixture
OF cheap whisky sold under the cloak Of bltters.
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Madison Township.
Robert Fruit John W Girton
5 5 Runyan Daniel Bechtel
Daniel Mencal Alexander Carr
Jacob Kramer Thomas Ginges
Mahlen II Roads George Runyan
Francis Ewes Adam Coderman
YIN Wintersteen William Graham
Geo II Whitedight NIB Welliver
John Straupt Samuel Brugler
David Ross Isaac IVhpple
. z Rnnyan Urish Weliver
James Mills Richard f Stout
Cyrus Demott James Kndlen
ii Clay Mills Joel Moser
David A Vatson Silas Welliver
Vm Mastellar Samuel S Lowry
Edward Stout John Stetler
Henry Dildine Michael Haup
Jacob Girton Nicholas Barber
Charles johnson Slas W Barber
Wesley Demott IVm Fairman
Henry Wagner Felix Ritter
Parvin Swisher John Fruit
Nelson Welliver Geo II Weliver
Orange To,Onship.
Wesley w Sutlif Jacob Seiefried
VIM NJ keeler Emanuel johnson
5 NJ ID Montgomery b + Patterson
William Fisher William Inrold
Aaron Patterson
Sugarloaf ToCnship.
Peter Mastellar Josiah r Fritz
Alex Hess James Swart
Gearhart Nuss James Pennington
Franklin Nagle Samuel Hess
VIM Cole Robert Montoomerv
Shadrach Hess Al Fritz
fhilip Hess James Peterman
Cornelius Shultz Jefferson Fritz
Emanuel Dilis Newton Harrington
Joseph E Harp George Hess
Michael Bishline Hiram Fritz
Benjamin F PsttersonJ ohm Cole
John Gates Rodman Betterly
Ezra Stephens Edward Roberts
Uriah Colder
Scott To,cnship.
Oscar L Ent Daniel Mordin
Daniel Il Ent Hiram S Mari
VIM Fausey George Zeigler
Iheo Howell WIN f Shannon
Daniel l. Everhart John Turner
w IL Shuman Henry Oman
Samuel Hagenbuch VIM Master a
George Hickman Jacob Clossen
Harvey Creveing Lewis Hess
Sylvester Fox Theo Mcdowell
George Carr JYm p CreveIino
+ p Kelly Harvey Jones
Geo w McEwen Vm Albeit
James X McMichel Jacob Uartzel
Charles Schug Franklin Slayman
VIM G Girton Robert S Ent
Ebenezer Case Valentine Kressler
James Carr Joseph Crawford
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such is the bydropbobia scare in London
that the police are capturing dogs at the
rate of 200 day.
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HISTORY OF COLUMBIA COUNTY.
MILITARY RECORD.
The Drafted Militia of Columbia County.

The following is list of the drafted Mill.
tia of each township in Columbia Co.
The townships of Catawissa, Pine and
Borough of Berwick, having furnished their
quota by volunteering, were exempt from
draft.
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Every male citizen of Atlanta Ga, is
taxed 80 for the maintenance of the
streets.
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POetical.
THE SCHOLARS SWEETHEART.
BY EDGAR FAwcETT.

All day he tolls with zeal severe
on something learnedly poemic.
From Harvard he returned last year.
With bounteous honors academic
His parents name him but IN praise,
His little sisters quite adore him.
And all the loving household lays
Allegiance Willingly before him.
What forms his labor week by week?
They could not understand-oh. neveri
'Tis something eminentiy Greek.
Tis something intricately clever.
But stin his task, unfinished yet,
He shapes with industry unnagglng,
And writes his treatise that shall set
The heads OF noted pundits wagging.
Is 1t OF Honers doubtful lines?
or yet some question, subtly finer,
OF whether certain famous wines
Were first obtained from Asia Mnor7
Is 1t of dialects impure?
Is It some.long-rourth rule Of grammar?
Is 1t old Sanscrit roots obscure
Is It that wearisome disamma?
But whether this or whether that
Through fragrant fields, when work is ended
While darkly wheels the zigZag bat,
And all the west is warmly splendid,
He steals to meet,in leaving wise,
With eager steps that do not tarry,
rosy girl, whose shining eyes
Grow tender as she calls him "IIarry."
What altered thoughts can she awake,
This pearl OF sweetheart, best and fairest
And what contrast does she make
To comments on the Second Aoristi'
SO strongly round him can she throw
Her dazzling spells OF sweet retention,
It's doubtful now II he could 60
Correctly through his First Declension,
For while near messy meadow bars,
With spirit thrilled by sacred pleasures,
He fingers till. the dawn OF stars,
He fingers by the girl he treasures,
This grave young scholar scarcely knows
II Hector was a lighting seaman,
II LOFTY Pindar wrote IN prose,
Or Athens lay in LacedBmon!
-Harper's Magazine for January.
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The attempts made by other cities to beat
Chicago in the matter of failures have been
unsuccessful.
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Each day is new life regard it, there.
fore, as an epitome of the whole.
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Quarrels would never last long if the fault
were on one side only.
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Men are like words when not properly
placed, they lose their value.
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Mrs Stewart will never marry again,
and yet she has no children to say she
usn't.
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Gives Health, strength and APP
petite.

My daughter has received great benefit from the
use Of Ncgetine. Her declining health was a source
of great anxiety to all of her friends. few bottles
OF the Negetine restored her health, strength and
appetite. n. IL. TILDEN,
Insurance and Real Estate Agent, No. 40
Sears Building, Boston, Mass.
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Harvest never comes to to such as sow
not.
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Unreasonable haste is the direct road to
error.
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The only way to make friend is to be
one
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Books usually sold from o. to IS given unchanged
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b. HARTMAN. ALBERT HARTMAN.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1878-11-28

yClubs forming for practice tuition 10 dancing will
find it TO their advantage to communicate with the Pro
lessor. Address: P. 0. Box 21S OCEAN
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A GENEROUS PARTNER.

The Rno Gazette tells the following touch
ing story:
"Have you seen my pardner' ?" asked an
excited man on Virginia street this forenoon,
of every other person he met. The man was
red with rage and the CLEAN of battle shot
from his eye Another man came along with
his hat on the back of his head and his hair
down on his forehead. His face was pale,
his eyes inhamed and his step unsteady. The
first darted at him, seized his arm, shook him
vindictively and bawled
$50 here ye are, eh ?"
"Ullo, Jim r' said the captured one waking
up and running his hand across his eyes
Don't Jim me, blust ye p roared out the
other " know what we've been at. Drink
in and gamblin' agin, I'll bet. l knowed you
would, torment We for the dernedest fool i'll
Nevaydey How much did you lose 2
"Cleaned out, slick, admitted the culprit,
hanging his head and splitting in confusion.
Cleaned out I" screamed Jim. "Cleaned
out Now, what in blazes am | agoing to do
this winter3 enlemen," he said, turning
to the crowd, 6 | was sick in Arizona, when
took up with this Teller for pardner. [
hadn't no money, and he stood by me and it
made me sort O grateful, for I'm one of the
soft hearted kind. Well, gentlemen, we
hoofed it together all the way to Reno, Twin
together like brothers. He got work here,
an couldn't git none, and he's been the
only thing between ME an starvation sence
we came here An now what does he go an
do with his FIRST months wagesl Drinks an
CANDLES EN-, by c.! What am [ going to
do this winter, We bloody villain p he cried =,
serving the wasteful wretch with both hands
this time.
Dern it, Jim, ole man" he whined, ready
to cry, don't be too rough ON Teller. I'm
no count low. an We had ought ter belt
the stutfin' outen me !; but don't you feel
skeary, kin rastle yer hash if hev to go
with nuthin under my own belt, We can bet
yer boots on that.
"Well, if you gimme yer word on that, y
said James, softening considerably, C dern
my hide if l stick by We. Gimme yer hand,
Bob. don't go back on no old pard. Shake;
wy, dammit, know how it is with whiskey
all keerds I've been one O the boys, my
self.
They shook hands, and Bob, overcome at
the generosity of Jim, shed grateful tears as
he led the way to saloon.