Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-06-29
GLuBELETS,

OLOBELEIS,
Bryant never used tobacco or got drunk.
And yet some people call him great and tall
ented man!
If Hayes wants to be indorsed,'' saws the
funny Burlington Ha,nieye, 'let him indorss
the Republican party
Ihe Baltimore Nears has fallen into the hab
Its OF the St. Louis Globe Democrat, is the way
the Boston Post charges literary piracy.
The Cincinnati brewers have determined to
pat stop to cheap beer, and will not sell to
saloonatics who retail it at less than five ce,ts
a 81 sss.
William 81. Vanderbilt is estimated by money
as probably the richest man in the world, and
is the acknowledged railway king" of this
country.
Jenks's wife is blonde. Gray ewes and
pretty little feet and hands. Anderson is
blonde too. So also are Stanley Matthews. and
Pitkin, and Colfax.
Kellogg says Butler is a sort of
terry and when he begins letting off his CHARGES
people dodge in all directions, not KNOWING
where the shot will strike.
Now that Mrs. Tilton is e1communicated
from Beecher's church. she and Moultou and
Hilton ought to start new stock company,
says an lrreyerent exchange
The Illinois Central road has Refrigeration
Car which carries butter every Monday to the
New Orleans market. Its return freight is
made up of vegetables and fruits.
George Downs fitted up house for an
Albany widow before he was sure she wouid
marry him, and now, as she refuses, he sues
her to recover possession of the property.
Mrs. jerks is of Scotch-Irish descent, and
was born in the north of Ireland That Is the
kind of French lady she is, and accounts for
her delightful and fascinating French {,
brogue.
The New York World says that Stanley Mat
thews has set the people to recalling Lord
Macauley's estimate of Warren Hastings:
His principles were somewhat lax; his head
was somewhat SOFT
olive Logan patronizes the Royal Cafe in
London, although she says "a serious drawback
to the comfort of dining is the fact that EAST
fellows dine there with painted women"
Olive wasn't SO particular few years ago.
Joseph F. Smith, the Mormon apostle, who
preached the funeral sermon of Porter Rock
well, the DANTE chief, said the deceased had
but one fault, he would drink Rockwell was
reputed to have committed one hundred muir
ders.
A pot containing over $4,000, in gold, waa
unearthed by farmer named Sawyer of Scott
county, ILL.,, while blowing on his farm few
days ago. The gold pieces We're eagles and half
eagles, black with age, and of the coinage of
1905.
Mrs. Fry, of Oswego, has been smoking to-
bacco altogether too much of late. She Ia
nearly one hundred and eight years of age, but
still her physician thinks she is not old enough
to care for herself properly, and has cut down
her daily allowance.
The philosopher of the New York Times has
calculated that ''fies in the boarding houses
of the city of New York alone would, if gath
cred together, form pyramid with base of
one thousand square feet and height of six
hundred and fifty feet
In the late session of Congress. Senator sar-
gent OF California, never missed roll-cal in
the Senate, Senator Sharon, of Nevada, never
answered to one. The couundrum is What did
the Senate or the country lose or gain by tho
action or non-action of The two men, =
N. D. Aliens residence, Lacrosse, was en-
tered by burglars few nights since. They
were frightened away by Aliens shouting that
lumber had gone up two dollars thousand
They could not stand such an unexpected and
sudden an advance. They fed discouraged
hopeless.
The Marquis of Lorne's grandfathers and
,I,,,n} bor,
father and mother the same. and he had three
uncles dukes and three aunts duchesses, and
his sister is married to dukes eldest son: So
though not royal, he may be said to be ''well
Connected
The doctors of Ann Arbor are getting into
pickle" as well as their Subjects" They
defy the Cincinnati detectives who are after
the body snatchers aud connive their con-
cealment. Their guilty knowledge of the
crime OF body-snatching will recoil upon them.
1t seems likely that DR.. Herdman and other
medical professors will soon be taken to Gin
cinnati on the requisition of the Governor Of
Ohio
The loss sustained by both armies at Shiloh
exceeded q, 900 men. The dead were buried on
the hard fought, CORY field, but SO slightly COW
cred that the rains have long since washed the
remains OF brave men bare, presenting CHASTITY,
slckenlng scene. Is it not disgrace to our
government to withhold decent burial from the
bleaching bones of the gallant dead? Was
there not single member of Congress who
could be induced to cali attention to this cruel
this barb arous neglect?
Mr.. All Suee and Miss All May were united
IN l,a EE<,I1, l><, Jo
Of kissing the BRIDE was recommended to be
observed. breach of that cons pcuous eti-
quette in American manners caused All suee to
enter an indignant protest, "You no kissee
herr' The youthful bride seized her new lord
by the sleeve and leading him hastily to the
door, turned up her pretty nose, and pluckily
exclaimed to the abashed crowd Hi you; you
too nauchee dam fooleer'
jerks, the husband of the now notorious
Mrs. Jcnks evidently belongs to the gallant
tribe of "Capt. jerks, of the army" and like
his prototype daily sings:
I'm Mr.. jerks of national fame,
From East Fcliciana I came,
The great outraged I am the same,
And I've come to tell my story.
Federal Marshal once was T.
They say that can cheat and lie,
But l can prove an alibi,
If they'll listen to my story
The Acklen-Rosser sensation at Washington
is a vexatious mystery, but the allegations are
averred to be greatly exaggerated-Acklen ac-
knowledges to have compromised the lady, and,
to make due amends is said to be willing to
marry her. 1t is said the compromised lady