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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1878-01-08
'79. THE 1s
Wheeling Register
1873
FOR 1878


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ments of the people Of the State upon all queS-
lions of important concern to them, and is
earnest in its advocacy of all measures intended
for The development OF the resources of the State
and the elevation of her citizens.
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= 1879
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FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF JEFFER.
son AT CHARLESTOWN.

JANUARY 1, 1878.
rTNHE President and Directors of this Bank
i have declared q Dividend of 3 per cent. for
tue past six months. clear of all taxes-State.
County and Municipal. Payable to Stock
bolders Oh and after the 10th
SAM'L HOWELL.
January s, 1878. Cashier.
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NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that will proceed on
Saturday. the I'd day of February. 1878. to cx-
ecute tue provisions of the above Decree, at my
Office Cl.arlestown. between the hours of 0, A.
NJ, and 6, Z. NJ.
ST. GEO T. BROOKE,
January s. 187S-4t. Commissioner.
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NOTICE.

DERSONS having Claims against the United
States under the Act of July 4th, 1874. for
supplies furnished the Army. are requested to
meet in the Grand jury Room on MONDAY,
january 21st,) the first day of the County Court
The object Of the meeting is, to peritIon Con-
gress to establish tribunal to consider this par
ticular class of Claims.
J. NJ. MASON.
Jan. s. 1878 Free Press and Register copy.l
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NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that shall proceed to
execute the provisions of the above Decree at
my store in Chariestown, on Wednesday, jan
uary Soth, 1878, between the hours of 0, A. NJ.
and sunset of the same day.
GEO. W. T. KEARSLEY.
January 8, 1s7S-4t. Commissioner.
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WANTED
. 0OO LBS. Nice Fa. Dressed TURKEYS,
o.oOO CHICKENS and DUCKS,
G00 DOZ. EGGS-the highest Cash price
GEO. W. TAYLOR's.
Jan. 8. ISIS. Near the Market.
I IGHT & MITCHELL have their Accounts
IL ready for settlement, and expect prompt at
tention. All accounts not settled by the lat OF
February, (either by Note or Cash,) WILDE placed
in the hands of an officer.
January g, 1878.
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EDUCATIONAL.
West Va. University,
ST.. MoRGANToWN. 1878

rV,HIs Institution of Learning, under the Pres
Idency of Rev. J. r. Thompson, A. NJ,
is entering upon rev era of prosperity
During the Spring Term just closed. the atten-
dance of students was increased over 65 per
cent. 1t has a large aud scholarly Faculty a
beautiful, healtlful and moral location ample
Scientific and Philosophical Apparatus: Lii
brary constantly growing: a curriculum of the
most thorough character; standard of shoar-
ship surpassed by American Institution of
learning.
THE EXPENSES ARE LESS than at any other
place known to afford equal advantages The
Fall term begins Sept. 5Ih the Winter term
january 81, and Spring term March 27th For
fuil information, catalogues, &c, address the
President GEO. G. STURGISS,
July "a. lS77-tAp1 Secretary of Regents
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.wINDSoR.
cOFFEE-POH

WE are the sole agents in this County for the
w sale OF the Windsor Coffee Pot-of which
We have several size, at corresponding price,
For economy, dura blity, simplicity and conve-
nience, and for capacity to extract nutritive pro-
pertes, it is with out a rival The price of Cof-
fee Pot can DO saved in a few weeks by the use of
the wv indsor"-to cay nothing of tn. luxury of
having uniformly excellent. richly favored (it
your coffee il sood) beverage. 1t promises to
distil tho Coffee ectly-IeavinR q. nothing nu-
tritous 10 the grounds, and the Coffee 10 poured
from the Coffee Pot clear.
Jan g. 1873. DUKE & G 4LLAHER.
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; IN CHAECERY
{ Ertract from Decree.

EEtract from Dccree)
ssVXT HEREUPON it is adjudged, ordered and
w decreed that this cause be recommitted
TO st. George I. Brooke. Commissioners of this
Court, with directions to enquire and report at
the next term: LIST. What liens are due any other
creditors who may come forward and prove
their debts. I'd. What real estate SAID defen-
daut Foley owns which is liable to tie pay
mcnt of Lls debris With the value and annual
rental valne of The same. Sd. What liens exist
against the whole any portion OF the same,
with tneir order of pI iority and of applicability
az tn particular parts the whole. 4th Any
other mat ter he may deem pertinent any OF
the parties NAV require. But before exccut ia g
this decree SAID Commissioner shall give notice
as authorized by Chapter 129. Section f. and said
notice sa Il stale That the Bill is creditors Bill.
"a Ccpy-Teste.
Clerk of the Circuit Court"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1878-01-08

Fon SALE, at Bargain-for Cash or
Trads-Two New Sewing Machines. For
particulars apply at the Shirt Office.
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ANOTHER FRESH LOT OF
Coal and Salt.

T HAVE just received $50 SACKS OF FINE
i AND GROUND ALUM SALT, aud so TONS
OF NUT AND EGG COAL, at s5 IS per Ton.
JAMES MCGRAW.
Jan. 8. ls7S-3t. Haruer's Ferry, w. Va.
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STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.
STRAYED OR STOLEN.

OIL IN i ED Uh O1VLENs
A WHITE AND RED HEIFER-been gone a
N few weeks-handsome ard in good OF der
Iair reward and expenses paid
CHARLES AGLIoNBY.
December IS. 1s77-st.
a NEW Coffee Pot-that is merirorious above
N any other in use, for sale only by Us. Call
aud see il. IL 10 one OF the best Christmas gifts
YOU could give. DUKE 4 GALLAHER.
VA have everything useful and desirable in the
w line of Tinvare. Stoves. Cutlery and we arc
selling them for Christmas gifts Nothing would
be more acceptable to the tidy house wife than a
SIMPLY of frat clss. bran new Tinware.
Dec IS 1871. DUKE &GALLAHER.
VVTHEATEN GRITZ aud Hominy. for sale by
w GEO. w. T. KEARSLEY.
NTINCE MEAT and Honey. for sale by
wi GEO. W. T. KEARSLEY.
December Is, 1877.
A NEW lot of Chewing 40 Smoking Tobaccos,
n segars-of all gnades from for to Is cents
each, at c. z. BELLER'S.
August II, 1877.
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We have received the Baltimore San AL
manac for lS79-a neat, compact, publica>
ton, embracing fund of most valuable in
formation. All subscribers to the Sun, the
most valuable paper on our list of exchanges,
receive the A manac free.
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NEW ADvERFIsEMENTs.
1873. THE SUN. 1873.
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND.
National, Independent, Conservative. Tie
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rT1HE BALTIMoRE DAILY SUN for 1878 will con-
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or that shall invade in any way the privacy of
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given i'll The Sun with the fafuhfulness and ac-
curacy that have made it acceptable, not only
in MARYLAND and a113lnlng ali ~; put sST0qGn
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The Financial columns Of TH1 sUS will be
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In all other matters al,o THE suS represents
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(IOUSTACIIE Produced in two weeks; Lux
vi urious whiskers in month A grand
success. Those who want 4 nico W hisk eT or Nous
tache preparation. No cheap ma re Up i,
but genuine article The preparation $50 very
expensive in its character, thAt-we cannot sell Il
less TbAn 90 per package 10 will be ma lied
free on receipt of the price. by addressisa HUNT
& CO. Hair Dressers, Main Street, BroekvilIs,
Ont.
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THE VIRGINIAN

is published at LYrchburg. Va.
DAILY $500 per annum; TRI WEEKLY $500
and WEEKLY 21.50.
DS- These issues contain the latest informa-
tinn On all subjects. aud kilograms up to md
gcther with the Congressional and Legislative
news, regular special correspondence from
Washington. the Stock, Tobacco, Grain. and
which are corrected with regularity aud care.
Special Inducements to Clubs
Advertisements inserted ut moderate rates.
Patronage solicited. Address
c.. BUTTON, Editor and Proprietor,
Jan. 5. 1875 Lyucnburg. Va.
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1903. THE 1878.
Lynchburg Virginian
IN ITS SEVENTEEN YEAR.

rTNHE V1RGINIAS is recognized as q leading ex-
Il ponent OF Conservative sentiment in Vir-
giDia. and now entering upon the SEVENTEEN
year of its existence. its aim the future, as it
always has been III the past. viii be to al vocate
measures calculated to develop the resources
and increase the prosperity of the Common
Ia,
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January 8,
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

In tie Circuit Court IF J:6erson County,
Vest Virginia, In Term, November 2lst,
1871:
JAMES ROPER'S EXT, Plain-)
tif,
Against PIN CHAECERY.
MICHAEL FOLEY and others,
Defendants.
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INEFFECTIVE: Or how to see hehi ind yourself
~ More fun in IL Than thing IN Christendo m.
Write with a twenty FIVE cont piece, aud MARE
burgh.N
cInisr o.. IS1I-lx
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M EN- Il WOMEN in every department Off o
1f1 man industry, furnished with practical 70
ceipts, Processes. and reliable isiornation upon
any desired subject IL you are puzzled any
subject, or vsnt receipt for anything, eneIsss
ONE DOLLAR in registered letter 10 A. ID.
HUME, NJ A. r. r. C. s.. Brockyiiie, Ontario.
when Jonr wants will be complied with. aad the
most reliable infoI nation forwarded you.
Move mbsr II, iS17-IT.
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ATTRACTIVE GOODS.

NTEssRS. LIGHT MITCHELL respectfully
w invite their friends and The public genei
call and ace their
Choice Fancy Goods,
.Son'ething for EUeyyLOdy.
We have Writing Dcsks, both wslnut and Paper
Portfolios. Photograph and Autograph Albums.
building Blocks, Juvenile Books, Chatter boz Sc.
rics. ToIet Sets, Violet Glasses. PArIor Lamps
OIL Painting, Steel EngrGyibgs ChrOmos. ke.
FINE CUTLERY for the million. Call and
examine before purchnsng elsewhere
Respectfully. LIGHT L MITCHELL.
JnnuhfY 8, 1918.
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DILES.-A cestaiB and eGectnsI cure Trial
L box only 5jc. Address DIR. PIERcY, ogdeza-
burgb. n. Y
November n, ls77-ly
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PEN, INK AND SCISSORS.

-T The fne estate of the Rardolphs, in
Fauquier county, Va, known as eastern
View" and containing !. 325 acres, was sold
recently for SIS an acre to one of the heirs
Before the war this estate was valued at Sou
600.
Dewitt Ettiuger, convicted at Harrison. !.
burg, Va, Wednesday, of the marder OF
Thos Chidlow, engineer on the Valley ID. II /,
by throwing the train from the track, was
sentenced to eighteen years to the penl-
Tertiary.
DEArH OF s. q. KEaasLEY.-Is is our
painful duty to chronicle the death of this
estimable man, which sad event took place at
his residence, on last Friday night. he pos
seseed many admirable traits of character,
especially that of q christian. For many
years he has been . member of the Presby-
terrain church. He has for the past eight
years been engaged in the insurance BUSH
ness, which position he filled with great sat-
isfaction to the companies he represented,
and also those who had business transactions
with him. No man has died in our midst
more universally esteemed than was s. @.
Kearsley. The funeral services were held at
the Presbyterian church Sunday afternoon,
and his remains inferred in the city cemetery
with Masonic honors, of which order he was
q beloved and honored member.
Fredericksburg Va. Star, Jan. 2.
Mr.. Kearsley was formerly of this place,
brother of Maj. G. W. T. Kearsley, and
known and highly esteemed here.
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The Russians have occupied Sophia, meet
ing but slight opposition. General Gourko
has repulsed an attack, killing 1000 Turks
and losing 200 of his own command. The
Russian troops under General Radetzky have
crossed the Balkans by the Shipka Pass
Russian troop, are crossing the Danube at
Galatz, Indicating operations against the
auadrilateral.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1878-01-08

Our young friend and former townsman,
Mr.. James Gibson, will please accept thanks
for late Texas papers.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1878-01-08

Our Carrier returns thanks to the patrons
of the Spirit for the generous reception Civ
en- him on New Years Day.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1878-01-08

RHEUMATISM QUICKLY CURED.-"Du>
rang's Rheumatic Remedy" the great IN
TERNAL MEDICINE, will positively cure any
case of rheumatism on the face of the earth.
Price S bottle. six bottles, So. Sold by
all Wholesale aud Retail Druggists. Don't fail
to send for circular to Helphenstine Il Bently,
Druggists, Washington, d. G. o Is, 6n.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1878-01-08

An interesting letter from Washington
and several other matters are unavoidably
crowded out this week.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1878-01-08

THE WEEK OF pRAYER.-The following
topics have been adopted for the observance
of the Week of Prayer-Jan. 7-l3:
Monday, Baptist Church Remembrance
of Mercies, with prayer for divine blessing.
Tuesday, Methodist Church-P Prayer for
the church in all lands. that it may in
crease in truth, faith and holiness.
The appointments for further exercises of
the week will be made known every evening.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1878-01-08

The Best and Cheapest Nctrs, Literary and Com
mere iaI Ntirspaptr Published.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-08-10
The Louisiana Pacific Bonds.
IN. O. "imes,1

From what we can hear of the purport
Of the decision Of the Supreme Court in
the case Of the Louisiana Pacific Railway
bonds, it is simply that 1.-The lower court
did not err in refusing the maudamus
asked by tho company" The company,
it will lie remembered, prepared form
of bond which the Governor objected to
andl on that ground refused to sign
the State bonds to he delivered to the
Company. The latter thereupon applied
to Judge Rodgers for . mandamus to
compel the Governor to sign and issue
the bonds. The judge decided that the
form OF the bonds was matter within
the discretion of the Governor and re-
fused the mandamus. Tho Supreme
Court sustained this decision. It does
not appear that the merits of the case
were gone into further than to decide
that the courts can not control the dis
cretion of the Governor in such cases
This is probably sound law as tho sui,
was substantially against the State and
the Governor could not have been Coin
PEELED to answer at all-but it is IN no,
fortunate result for our railroad interests
causing a. It necessarily must . long md
embarrassing delay. Tho Company haf
its bonds engraved 10 tho form oontem
plated and q few of them sold. Thes.
will have to be recalled and new eugra
wings prepared. The Company can no
increase it's force or enlarge it's operations
until the bonds, or some Of them, arc on
graved and negotiated.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-08-10
News Dots.

The Potter sub. Commute left New
Orleans on Friday, Goth. The testi-
mouy taken, it is thought will bene-
1T our party greatly.
Sauvinet, colored ex-civil Sheriff of
New Orleans committed suicide on
23d by shooting himself with pistol.
New Orleans, July 25.-A street
rencounter occurred this morning be-
tween Major Hearsey, editor of the
Democrat aud N. +" =" Bigney, editor
IF the City Item, caused by an edito-
rial H. that paper Of yesterday. Hear
sey struck Bigney several times with
bis cane, when they clinched. Both
fell and their friends inte,ferred. 1t
appears Hearsey had challenged Big
ney, but the latter refused to fight.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-08-10

ply the wholesome and necessary
business demands of the entire coun :
try that all greenbacks 80 issued
shall be used 10 the purchase aud re
tirement of bonds of the United States
50 that the interest bearing debt of
the country may be lessened by
the extent Of greenbacks thus put 10
circulation. Legal tender notes, com
monty called greenbacks, should be
made legal tender III payment of all
debts, public and private, except such
obligations as are, in the terms Of
the original contract, expressly made
payable in coin.
i. That the right to coin money
aud regulate the value thereof can be
exercised under the constitution by
congress alone, and that the posses.
sion Of tho power imposes the duty
of its exercise to all gold and silver
bullion offered for coinage at mints of
the United States; and We regard
the limitations Al d restrictions i'm.
posed by congress upon the coinage
ct silver as impolitic and unjust, and
should at once be removed.
). That a return to specie payment
is impossible in the present financial
contry and We demand tho imme-
date and unconditional repeal Of the
act of congress of January l, 1875,
known as the resumption act, holding
the same to be unwise and ruinous to
the interests Of the people.
6. The policy inaugurated and
maintained by the Republican party
of contracting the active circulating
medium of the country constituting,
as all admit it does, the standard Of
value Of property and product Of the
country and regulating as we'll the
prices paid for all labor, stands pre-
eminent in the long list gifts oppres-
sive measures as the most stupid, in.
excusable, and oppressive Of them
all, being 10 favor Of all monopolies
and opposed to all laws, discrimina'
ting in favor of one class Of our peo-
pie at the expense of all, and to the
prejudice Of all others.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-08-10
NATCHlTOCHES, La, AUGUST 10, 1878.

surprising that he has authorized this
nonsense, or that it is especially
agreeable to him. He has always
shown himself to be an Office loyal to
the laws, and this presentation of him
as the imperial hope Of America is
exceedingly comical. There is, how.
ever, a sr'ions side to it, and We beg
these heady Republicans to 'emem-
her this: that the chief and vital CD.
lection to the Republican party in the
minds Of made most patriotic and in.
;elIigent citizens is the conviction that
it has come to regard itself US the
country aud the riShtful Government.
and to consider opposition to itself as
treason, if not a wrong offered to hu-
man nature, aud that consequently it
holds all means of perpetuating its
power to be permissible if not imper.
ative. This conviction is immense.
Iy strengthened by the ground taken
by Republicans for the nomination
Of Gen. Grant. That ground is that
he alone can save ~ from destruc-
ton. Every h"nest, honorable, and
patriotic American rejects with scorn
such an assumption. We have laugh
ed at Democrats who argue that Cen.
Grant has the ambition Of Louis Ma
poleon, and enjoys royal dinners he
cause he wishes to he king. But
here is Republican paper which
says of his nomination: 1--WE have
reached a point where a firm, steady
hand is needed to guide the nation
That is the tone of Louis Napoleon's
toadies. The duty of an American
President is to execute the laws, not
to guide the nation firmly. Those
who vociferously, and upon such
grounds, demand the nomination of
Gen. Grant, are doing their utmost to
extinsuish all hope OF Republican
success.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-08-10
Why Are 50 Many Things So?
burlington Hawkeye.l

burlington Hawkeye.|
Why it is right to steal from the
Government?
Why jim Anderson should get Oft
so much easier than Ananias ?
Why it is wrong to kill the man
who says he told you so'
Why the boys who made the
Fourth Of July odorous and hideous
with gunpowder from 1910 to 1856,
inclusive, are speechlUss with indig'
nation at the depraved aud vicious
tastes of the boys who want to en-
JOY the same kind of a celebration in
1882
Why people always discuss Euro
pean politics as though they under
stood themi
Why a man should always get mad
if you frankly aud for bis own good
toll him he is making an ass Of him.
seIf3
Why it is so hard to fud q man
when you want to borrow money OF
him?
Why it is 90 hard to borrow the
money after you have found hime
Why man always wishes he had
chosen some other prOfesslon7
Why man is always going to take
a vacation "next summer
Why a man thinks every year that
he won't be as big fool this year AZ
he was last?
And why he is, though, all the
same?
Why a man never tries to beat
down the price of railroad ticket3,
Why every body affects a profound
knowledge Of growing crops and
crop prospects'
Why men always lie about the size
of the 6sh they catch and the number
of ducks they shoot!
What a girl ever sees 10 great
selfish, dece,tful, hulklog animal Of .
man to marry him for, any howl
Why it takes five grown people tt
take one sleeping infant to tho circus
to "see the animals Z"
Why q man who doctors himself
with patent medicines, three butler
70, a dollar, always, 10 referring tt
his health, speaks of 'his physicians
a. though he were constantly attend
ed by = retinue Of fifty Or sixty doc
tors ?