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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

The INDIAN WAY.-"The price of wife
among the Sioux Indians is twenty ponies. And
when the young brave has won the girl and got
her fathers bonsent at ruling rates. and the only
he sits down and occupies nearly a whole night
thinking whether he had better steal the ponies
from his own father the girls He generally
steals them from his prospective father in law %
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

THERE ought to be a convention of wood
chucks. The trouble at present is that one
mans woodchuck predicts a cold winter, and
digs deep, and another mans woodchuck pre-
dicts warm winter, and digs shallow. This
frivolity is disgrace to the woodchuck. Being
an unsociai creature, aud not influenced by SYM
pathy, he ought to hit the bulls eye with his
little prediction every time.-Ne9 York Graphic.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

He LEFT NO SIGN.-"Can You give me some
grub fit to eatf" asked a confident tramp of
robust female washing on the porch of a lonely
house. "Yes," said she, reaching back for a re-
volver, 'sx barrels full" He left without PEN
Cling any information on the gate-post st
LOais Tines Journal
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

quite . success in this country as a scientific
manipulation of the violin; but the American
people will never be divorced from the delight
full farewell concerts of the celebrated Scandi-
navian virtuoso, Olej Bullj.-Bdltimore Gasefte
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

Washington legation who shivered all night on
the outside of the Counterpart, because he
hadn't discovered that the clothes might be
turned down, is, dubtless, creature of the cor
respondents-Ckicagc Tmes
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

GIRLS diary was found in her desk after her
death, in Chapman, Pa, and much trouble is
likely to come of it. She kept in it an account
of her daily life, including the smallest incl
dents. Such entries as, g. came home from
church with me, and kissed me at the gate, !"
good deal" are common. 1t would not matter
If all the names given were those of bachelors,
for she was pretty girl, and it was no disgrace
for them to kiss and hug her if they got the
chance; but such is not the case. Several of
the men are husbands.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

'CHRlsTNAs COMING The far-seeing house
wife is now deep in cogitation as to whether
dressing gown or smoking cap for her husband
at Christmas is most likely to produce . seal
akin or Q silk dress in return.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

CHEAP CoD.-Professor Baird, of the Smith
sonian Institute, says his experiment of hatch
ing Goldfish at Gloucester will be a success. The
Professor should be encouraged, as it will be
cheaper to hatch the fish than purchase of Eug-
land ut present prices.-Ailraxkee SenfiHel.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

DoN'r refuse your wife little extra spending
money just now if she should ask it; you will
get it all back again in slippers and dressing
gowns next characterization Post.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19
new RlCH blood!

Parsens' PurKative Pills make New Rich Blood
and will completely change the beod in the entire
in three months Any person who will take pill each
night from to twelve weeks be restored to sound
health, If such thing be possible Sent by mail for 9
letter stamps. ]. .. JOHNSON & CO., Bangor, Ne.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

DOCTOR AND PAIIENT.-"Save me, doctor, and
I'll give you q thousand dollars"
The doctor gave him q remedy that eased him,
and he called out:
keep at it, doctor, and I'll give you check
for $500"
In half an hour more he was able to sit up,
and he calmly remarked:
doctor, feel like giving you a fifty dollar
BILL"
When the doctor was ready to 60, the sick
man was up and dressed he followed the doc
tor to the door, and said:
"Say, doctor, send in your bill, the first Of the
month";
When six months had been gathered to Times
bosom, the doctor sent in q bill amounting to
five dollars. He was pressed to cut it down to
ment, and the patient put in stay of execution.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

"A PIMPLE,n says the Wheeling Leader, sis the
coupon Of uckwhest cake"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19
Jhe fnu Of the Thiua.
THE GIRLS


THE GIRLS.
PARODY on '.raR ssow"
Oh. the girls. the beautiful girls.
with the liquid eyes and the golden curie
Sailing along through the crowded street.
Turning the heads Of the youths they meet
oglins.
Beautiful girls they can do nothing wrong
The blush Il the rose on each soft dainty cheek,
II which lovely dipplss play hids-snd -gO-sesk,
Pure as an angel tickle as love
Oh, the girls the beautiful girls.
Her litter along at delicate height,
Just shifting the beauties forbidden to sight
Laughing.
With smile on the lip and coy glance Of the eye;
And the little dogs bark. and with Joyous bound,
The town Is alive and each heart in q whirl
To welcome the coming Of each lovely girl
How lovely they look as they teeter along
Railing each other with kisses and song;
Bright for 2 moment then los. to the eye.
Ruggiing
Dashing they Co.
Disreearding the breeze that plays havoc below.
70 be tsampled In The mud 81 the crowds rushing by
To be trampled and tracked by dozens Of feet.
TIN II blends with filth in the horrible street
Once tripped up on q litter and fell,
Just passed gaily dressed belle
FEN and my beaver rolled out in the street.
Fell to BE- scofed at and jeered at, and beat;
tursing
Dresding to rise.
Above and around me the brosdest eIpsnse
OF hoops that Ger tilted In giddy round dancei
Wildly ct last darted without
And dashed down the street. the boys raised shout
Nothing too big 20 exceed my belief
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

BENTON Barracks Mo-, April 90 1866.
Doctor John BuH-DeGr Sir - Knowing the efficacy Of
your Sarsaparla and the healing and beneficial quail
ties 1t Possesses send you the following Of
my case:
was wounded about two ago, taken prison
er, and confined for sixteen months. Being moved
often, my wounds have not healed yet have not sat
up moment since wounded. / shot through
the hips. Ny general health Is impaired and need
something to assist nature. have more faith in your
Sarsaparila than anything else. wish that which 10
genuine Please express me half dozen bottles, and
oblige, CAPT. G. P. JOHNSON,
ST. Louis, Mo.
P.S.-The following written April 30 1sc6. by Mrs
johnson, mother Of Capt johnson:
Dr. John BuA-Dear Sir: My husband was sklful
surgeon and physician in Central New York where he
died leaving the above C. T. johnson my care. At
thirteen years of age. he had chronic darrhea and
serofula for which gave him your Sars.parilla. 1t
cured kiS have for ten years many
in New York. Ohio and Iowa for scrofula fever
and general deby. Perfect has attended il.
The Effected serofa and Sores
toere alnost miraculous very anxious for my to
again have recourse to your Sarsapara He IL fearful
of getting spurious article, hesce his writing for
it, His wounds terrible but believe he will
Respectfully.
JENNIE JOHNSON
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19

The proprietor Of this celebrated medicine. justly
claims for it superiority all remedies offered
to the public, for the SAFE CERTAIN. SPEEDY. and
PERMANENT cure Of Ague and Fever or Chills and
Fever whether short long standing He refers to
the entire Western and Southern country to bear him
testimony the truth of the assertion that in
VIII will ii fail to the directions strictly
followed and carried out In great many single
dose has been sufficient for and whole families
have been cured by single bottle with perfect resto
ration general health 1t ia however prudent and in
every certain to II its use continued In
smaller doses for q week two after the disease has
been checked especially in difficult and long stand
ing Usually this medicine will not require any
aid to keep the bowels in good order Should the patient
however require cathartic medicine, single dose Of
BULLS VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS will be sufi-
Gent.
The genuine SMITHS TONIC SYRUP must have DIR.
JOHN BILLS private stamp each bottle. DIR. JOHN
BULL only has the right manufacture and sell the
original JOHN ]. SMITHS TONIC SYRUP, Of Louis
vile, Ky. Examine well the label each bottle II my
private stamp is not each bottle do not purchase
you will be deceived.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-12-19
BULLS
SARSAPARILLA.

Read the olo,cing extract Of letter from Mrs. Rirers,
and popular Ministers II the Methodist Episeopal Church.
and scho at the time IF ting stationed at Broadcay
Church, Losisriue, Ky
Doctor JoAs Buil-Dedr Sir Many thanks to yon for
the medicine You hive SO kindly given have been
great sufferer for years. and had the advice of various
PHYSICIANS Some pronounced my spine, some my nngs,
and my heart to be the of my disease. have
been burnt, 5listered and cupped till bad becone dis
heai tened Several very eminent physicians who
ined my spine informed that threatened with
seton would relieve me- had perfect horror Of that
and was hesatng about having one inserted when
kindly sent your Sarsaparla, which Immediately
begun take three times day. suffered terribly with
most pain in the right side Of head especial
ON rSn be BIND in s
ers minutes, and would have to hold to something to
pyevent falling.
is entirely relieved suffer but seldom with my spine,
and then not acutely Ny appetite is good indeed
any meal during the day.
You kindly sent four bottles again last night and
eSe Please accept my heartfelt thanks and best wishes
NJ. B. c. RIVERS.
Ny Journal aboands with similar letters all which
guarantee to be genuine and written by the persons
whose name they bear,
Do not suffer yourself to be imposed on. Don't be
drawn away after and doubtful experimental Don't
risk your health by letting novces experiment upon you
with their trash.
My sarsaparilla has stood the of twenty-five years.
it is still the Sarsapaa of the day. and of the age
erng all others in popularity and in curative
qualities.
Avoid all those who trying palm of on you other
extracts of Sarsaparills called Remember 1t is Dr.
John Bulls Sarsaparilla Of Louisville KY that is the
old and reliable remedy for impurities Of the blood and
scrofulous affections. Always bear that in mind
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-11-04
How Watches are Made.

1t will be apparent to any one, who
will examine SOLID GOLD WATCH that
aside from the necessary thickness for
engraving and polishing, the large proper
ton of thesprecleus metal used Is needed
only to stiffen and hold the engraved
portions in place, and supply the necessary
solidity and strength. The surplus gold i
actually needless, so far as UTILITY and
beauty are concerned. In ia MES BOSS =
PATENT STIFFENED GOLD WATC II
CASES, this WASTE of precious metsl is
overcome, and the SAME SoLIDITY AND
STRENGTH produced at from one-tf .ird to
one-half of the usual Gust of solII cases.
This process is of the most simple nature.
as follows:-A plate of composition metal.
specially adapted TO the purpose. has two
plates of SOLID GOLD soldered one on each
side, The three are then passed between
polished steel rollers, and the result is a
strip OF heavily plated con- position, from
which the cases, backs. centres, bezels.
&C., are cut and shaped 10y suitable dies
and formers. The gold4n these cases is
sufficiently thick TO admit of all kinds of
chasing. engraving and epameiing: and
engraved cases have beer. carried until
worn perfectly smooth ~ time and use
without removing the gold. These cases
are for sale by all jevselers, and are guar
anteed by SPECIAL CERTIFICATE to
WEAR FOR 20 YEARS. IF your jew
eler does not keep them, send to HAGsToz
u THORPE, Ledger Building, Philadel-
phla, tor lllu strated catalogue.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-11-04
Ghe 9ailg Ar,sns,
Hampton and His Republican Assail-
----- ants
tSt. Louis Republican J

ants.
Est. Louis Republican
1t has not, probably, escaped the notice
OF our readers that in a large majority Of
the attacks which the republican press is
just now making upon the Southern do.
mocracy, Wade Hampton is selected as
the special object of abuse. Indeed. The
rest oil the Southern leaders are spared
almost entirely, in order, as it would
seem, to concentrate the hottest and heay-
lest ire upon him. This rather remark
able partially is easy to explain. Hamp-
ton Is not only one of the ablest and
purest public men in the South, but be is
governor of the Southern state which re-
pubiicans hate the worst, and in which
Southern republicanism achieved its most
characteristic results. South Carolina
from 1866 to 1876 furnished the finest
illustration OF republican principles and
practioes that can be found, and the future
historian OF that dismal and dirty period
will utilize it accordingly. The release of
that state from the yoke of oppression is
due mainly to Hampton; and to him also
is mainly due the official exposure of re-
publican crimes there, and the punish
ment OF such republican criminals MS did
not evade justice by fight. But Hampton
has committed still more untorgivable
offence. He has given South Carolina an
honest, economical, and 10 every respect
admirable government. He has known no
distinction OF persons on account OF color
or politics. He has fulfilled all the pledges
made on this account to the extent of his
ability, and IN no single instance has he
failed to maintain law and order by all
the means at his command. South Caro-
lima under his rule, as compared with
that of Chamberlain, is as paradise to
pandemoniuD. 1t is this striking contrast
between the two administrations. which.
more than anything else, provokes the vim
dictive animosity of Hampton's republican
enemies. IF he had been as bad governor
as was his predecessor, these enemies
would have pardoned him; but they never
can aud never will pardon him for being
an infinitely better one,
Gov. Hampton may therefore regard
the republican abuse heaped upon him as
the highest possible compliment. Had
the party which stood by Chamberlain un-
til he was fairly kicked out of doors be-
slowed any kind words upon his successor,
then, indeed, that successors honor and
honesty would have been clouded by sus-
picioD, The best evidence of Ham pton's
integrity aud conscientious discharge of
duty is the hatred manifested for him by
Chamberlain champions on all occasions.
de has made noble record fof himself,
not only as the deliverer of his state from
republican tyranny, but as the restorer
OF much of her former prosperity, and as
the pioneer in that mission OF reconciliation
which is gradually harmoniziug the two
races aud bringing them together in unit
ed work for the common interest of all,
And that record will survice when the
SANDER and falsehood of bis foes have
persisted utterly.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-11-04

II DEEM IT MY DUTY TO TELL THE
WORLD what "Dr. Ssodgne's Cognpound
Syrup of Wild Cherry. has done for me.
| had violent cough, night sweats,
sore throat great weakness, with severe
attacks of hemorrhage; gave up all
hope of recovery. | am now cured, a
sound and hearty man. Edward Fl.
Hanson, engineer atSWeeny's pottery,
1884 Ridge avenue, Philadelphia. Over
twenty-five years have elapsed, and
still remain healthy man. In order
that all may test the great virtues of
Dr.. SWayne's COMPOUND Syrup Of
Wild Cherry we have issued trial bot
ties at rs cents. No family should be
without this valuable medicine, as
oftentimes single Is cent bottle will
cure ecent cough or cold, and thus
prevent much suffering and risk. 1t
also cures asthma, bronchitis. liver
complaint, and enriches and purifes
the blood, giving tone and strength to
the entire system. Trial bottles %
cents; large size, 81. Sold at wholesale
and retail by John Bengston, Rock Is
land
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-11-04
Renefactors.

When board of eminent physicians aud
chemist announced the discovery that by
combining some well known valuable rem
edles, the most wonderful medicine was
produced, which would cure such wide
range of diseases that most ell other rem-
edies could be dispenses with, many were
sceptlcal; but proof OF its merits by actual
trial has dispelled all doubt, and to-day
the discovers of that great medicine. Hop
BEtters, are henored and blessed by all as
benefactors.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-11-04
CURE YOURSELF!


DR. Bohannans Vegetable Curative" is warranted IN rer
manenty cure all forms of Spermatt0rrhsn or senI1aI
Weakness General eblitg, lmpotency etc and restores
aLoat Power and brings back the @Youthtn VIror Of
those who have destroyed Il by evil
tees from two 70 weeks time This remedy which
has been used by DIR Bohannan in his private practice for
thirty years. known to fail in curing even
the WORST CASES. 1t gives vitality imparts energy
with wonderful effect to those mdde-aged men who feel
weakness beyond their years. Its invgoatg properties
are iet q once Young men suffering from the conse-
en- use THIS medicine with the assurance of a speedy and
khhAhEhT The patient gains strength and
uey OF spirits at once as u Gets directly the affect
50 a soothing and healing tonic and the re-
xd seminal vesices and rritaed ducts mparting pover
anu tone and restoring them their natural state the same
~ ~ se Danetul habit had been INDUCED in The
ngeden's are simple productions of natuebarks roots
herps etc., ana are specific for the above diseases
All pesons must before contemplating marriage reflect
at SOUND mind and body the necessary reuui
sues 70 promote eonnubial happiness. Indeed without
tese, the journey through life becomes weary porma1e
me mind becomes Swallowed with despair and led VIII
the melancholy reflection that the hanpT a. III
comes hlighted with our own, 1890 ~
Us frce, FIVE Dollars, sent with full directions ctc 10
any address For sale only at DR. c. A. Bohan7ans office
no ozi North Fifth street. between Washington avenue and
GIeen street st. Louis, Mo. Established in lsS7
uG DIT b. rreatlss Special niseases. which Vives
cer ueneaflon OF the nature of
cure etc. of SYPHILIS SEMINAL MEAKNRSS ETC senf
FREE 10 any address upon receipt of ono stamD
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1878-11-04

ln our new line as Merchant Tailors we
are now prepared to show tho Dobbiest
style of Fall suitings ever shown in Rock
Island. We guarantee all fits and at
prices that cannot be equalled.
aug6 MITCHELL & PARSONS.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1878-05-18

ATHENS, May 1.-THE Turks have at
continues.
THE INSURGENTS HOLD THE PASSES.
VIENNA, May 17.-According to the VIE
ner TGgbtdtt, the passes reported taken by
the insurgents are Derbend, Balkan and Ira
joins gate. All attempts to dislodge them
have been unsuccessful.
The Turkish commissioners have thus far
failed TO accomplish their mission.
PROGRESS OF sCHoUvALoFF's MISSION.
ST. PETERSBURG, May lit is believed
that Count Schouvaloff has succeeded in con-
vincing the emperor that it is to Russia iu-
terest to concede to Europe most of the de-
mands formulated by England. The assem-
bling of the European congress appears, con-
sequently, assured, despite the difficulties
that have arisen at Constantinople concern
ing the surrender of the fortresses.
wARLIKE MOVEMENTS.
LONDON, May IA dispatch from Pera
says that although the advance of the Rus
SLAMS four kilometres nearer Constantinope is
declared to be devoid of significance, the
movement has nevertheless increased the I'M
easiness there. The Russians, instead of be-
ing clustered in villages, are now extended
before the city with their lines of tents In a
manner impressive to the popular mind.
News comes also of an advance of one hum
dred and fifty thousand troops from KalG-
krot to Rustchuk- Tchakmedje, and of
similar for ward movements from SIluria
to Kalllkroti, and ether corresponding adj
vances from the rear toward the front. All
these movements tend to mass the Russians
closer and closer to Constantinople, and con-
sequenty increase the anxiety within the city.
1t Is reported that the Russians are about to
deepen the channel from Tchekennedje lake
to the sea sufficiently to permit the passage
of launches ana other small vessels. Signif-
canoe is attached to belief current In we'll
Informed circles that the channel squadron
will leave Port Said for Besika bay immedi-
ately after the arrival of the Indian troops.
HOPES OF PEACE.
ST. PETERSBURG, May 1.-THE Russian
journals to-day generally express hopes of
peace. Even those hitherto warlike have
adopted more temperate tone.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1878-05-18
Ecuador Completely subjected TO
PriestIY Rule.

PANAMA, May 1.-THE constitutional
convention of Ecuador has adopted a new
constitution which is more illiberal than
that of Garcia Morena. Religious liberation
is denied, and the country is completely SUBJ
jected to priestly rule. Business in Gaute-
mala is very depressed. Several failures
have occurred, one, that Of the sugar REIN
ing company, for three hundred and fifty
thOusand dOllars
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1878-05-18
Hot Cakes Not a circumstance.

NEW YORK, May 1.-The syndicate has
decided to take the remaining fifteen million
dollars OF the fifty million dollars of the four
and one-half per cent bonds, covered by its
contract with the secretary OF the treasury.
The options for October, November and De-
cember are thus anticipated. A large part
of the fifteen million will be sold abroad. 1t
is asserted that the syndicate is discussing
the question Of entering into a contract with
Secretary Sherman for fifty million dollars OF
the four per cent bonds, with the option of
taking iity million dollars more
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1878-05-18
The Fail River MiIIs trouble.

FAIL RIVER, May 1.-THE creditors Of
the Union mills to-day decided to begin bank
ruptcy proceedings. outside of Hathaway s
paper, which amounts to FIVE hundred and
fifty-sIx thousand dollars. The corporation
has assets in excess of liabilities of four hun
bred and nlnety-six thousand dollars. A
committee was appointed to consider the
proposition of a continuance of business un-
der the control OF trustees or by a compro-
misa
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1878-05-18
The Cumberland Presbyterian As
sembIy to Meet In Memphis Next

NASHVILLE. May 1.-THE Cumber'an
Presbyterian church assembled to-day al
Lebanon, appointed standing committees,
and selected Memphis as the place for the
next meeting.
The wife Of John Groves, living near
Mitchelville, Tennessee, was ravished sew
eral times yesterday afternoon by two white
men, during the absence of her husband.
The country is greatly excited and crowds are
searching in all directions
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1878-05-18
OBSERVATIONS YESTERDAY.
WAR DEPT, SIGNAL SERVICE u. 2. ARMY.
FRIDAY. May Il. 1878, 10 OK .. m Z
Marine InteIIirencr.

New York, May II: Arived-Othello,
from Hull.
Baltimore, May Il: ArIved-Nova Sco-
tan, from Liverpool.
Queenstown, May Il: Arriyed-SteameIs
Abyssinia and Nevada, from New York.
London, May II: Arrived out-Steamers
Bavarian, from Boston, and Rotterdam, from
New York