The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-05-21
That girl had better let the chap alone.


-Provi,lent minister: Il wiSh to state
ii,a, have procured an alarm clock that
will wake up the congregation a. soon n
the service j. over ."-.N,~ Ja'~y Santud.
III he had any sense he would rouse them
up when the contribution box came around.
for that Is the one important moment, and
then let them sleep on and loose their din
hers ii they xere-iools enough.
Tramp. tramp. tramp.
The boys VT. marching;
Cheer up comrades We will come,
For We know you've got the rum,
Aud we're coming To the drum,
For To kill and quarter On a bum.
~. Louis to the Chicago Communist,
who have the most cash.
We all loved Johnny Leach.
But he glide,l from our reach,
And yanked himself across the shining river.
Perhaps he's better Otf,
For he had an awfu! cough,
And species q: Congestion nj the liver.
-ObtmUy, Philadelphia Ledyr.
NO wonder ship is called "she." Sh.
ha> shifts, stays. an APRON, hooks AMI eyes,
pins, caps and ribbons, hoo,ls, poppets, and
u h,I,bind.- Whitehall Times.
Besides companion-vay outside
Mary had un leetle Sleeps
Nit heas ~ white wife snow,
Cnd every blaze where Mary went
bot sheep he could easy bet tini dollar he
To stay NIT heim-
A Stow-awav, concealed in an empty
Hour barrel, who landed at New York the
first oi the month, claimed that he came
over in the Nav four HhitehaH Times.
He might have said it was the Tippe-
canoe.
The good people al Springfield will
hang out their strings next week and
entertain the Missouri editors in masniii-
cent siyle.-FcTmjnytoa Times.
Does the heartl.ss villain mean to say
that they are To he strung up by the neck,
ii they come there? Horrors. And this
il in civilized Missouri.
The Cleveland papers have already got
out war maps ri the Sherman-CaDeron
wedding. - IVasAmg'ou Post.
And also illustrated cuts of the first skir-
mish.
Lit,le drops 81 water,
Small though they may he
Make the miikman's fortune
Swell tr,.mrn,fpu>iv
A tramp hy the name Of Charles Null
rev. from Detroit, Michigan, was purloin-
ing a ride on freight train, intending to
go to Ses!alia- In passing from one
car To the other he was thrown from the
top oi box ear, and fractured the thigh
bone three inches below the Joint. lie was
attended nv Drs. Lotspeich and Murray
and is doing as well as could be expected
ypusnai D,aoeTa.
There, now, didn't We always tell you
that kind Providence watched over and
protected the citizens OF Sedalis from the
visitation OF tramps. The I'D. man had
better look out or he will be visited the
same way when he starts for this burg.
Tell IL in Sedalia and let all the world
know it: Warrensburg is to have bran
new calaboo-e. on the lot north Of the vest
end OF the public square.-Joafnai- Demo-
crm.
Yes, and the I'D. man will be the first
one to occupy it.
Eight armed guards accompany all ex-
press trains on the International aud Great
Northern rsilruad. They are armed with
six.sbootsrs and double shot guns. The ex-
pense Is borne exclusively by the railroad
company.-Ds aisoa Meas.
Yer but does the company really pay
for the collins and the ether expenses.
Catherine f.. B-echer, sister Of Henry
Ward Beecher, die,l ut Elmirs, New York,
on ths 18th inst, aged U.-Erchanye.
II isa great wander to u that the poor
woman did not leave before.
Mrs. Don Cameron: Next to being
an Ohio man the incest thing in the world
is tn he an Ohio girl.-Erehangv.
Its nicer To BE- next to the Ohio girl.