The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-04-11
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

F a.a.rr|n
Silver taken at par in this Office.
Did you go to see the Blondes?
April showers are in order now.
Candidates are not so familiar now.
Hens continue to "shell" the town.
Mr.. John Risinger is now a lawyer.
Sunday was a pleasant day to hang
yourself.
Teachers Association in Eaton,
April 10th.
Glenn and Jack Gilmore are still in
the Rockies.
The fancy poultry fever is spread
ing in Eaton.
Country school terms are drawing
to q close.
Talk rail road until we get another
road out of Eaton.
You don't see candidates shaking
hands any more.
The Moffett bell punch is needed in
Eaton. Let us have it.
Last Saturday twenty-three teach
ers applied for certificates.
Never heard before of SO much petty
stealing as is nov going on.
1t is time to plant cholera pill seeds
-cucumbers we mean.
Bald heads wore coverings at the
Blonde exhibitions.
Book beer will be the next isdizzy
blonde" to turn heads in Eaton.
When the snakes and loafers come
out, you al bet on spring.
Christman and Shaefer have been
transplanted TO Columbus soil.
W. g. Barnllart keeps the best s.
cent lead pencil in Eaton. Try one.
We understand that v. W. Lake has
rented the old soap factory for a lam
dry.
The "Blondes' declared that Eaton
could take the medal for young rab-.
Bile.
From the way some men talk, we
judge they have heard something
drop.
To be in style our ladies will have
TO carry small walking sticks this
summer.
The four daughters ola man named
Pints are known as a half gallon of
'lasses.
Gentlemen's vests are made this
season with handles onto pull them
down, you know.
The pretty girls in Utah used to
marry Young, but they won't do so
any more.
We published allthe township tick
cts elected we could obtain Or that
were sent to us.
The parade of the Dizzy Blondes
brought every bald head in Eaton to
the front.
M. f. Stephens has opened a gro
Gerry and provision store in his new
Dom on Barron street.
Judge MEEKER was in Eaton again
last week. Business is business now
with the Judge.
"The sweet buy and buy is never
heard in stores where the merchants
donet advertise.
If any body wants a full blooded
bull pup, they can purchase n at
Hills grocery.
The farmers are rolling up their
sleeves for their animal encounter
with the soil.
A hypocrite is a man who tries to
be pious and can't, with a preponder-
ance of can't.
Canon Farrar says that shell is a
temper, not a place" which is heavy
discharge from that canon.
Now is the winter of our discomfort
made glorious summer by the nose
ing around of the Assessor.
Astonished Englishman - "Hof
course there's a hel. Wat would the
halphabet be without a HELP"
Some of our young men complain
ed of dizzy heads last Friday evening.
1t was caused by dizzy Blondes"
The waists of handsome silk dress
es are usually lined with thin silk and
bound with a-gentleman's arm.
When a candidate is defeated he
should accept the situation, conceal
his chagrin and sit down like q little
man.
We wonder if some of the self ap-
pointed guardians of the people don't
begin to think they are working for
small pay.
Wealth doesn't always come with
temperance. In spite of the Murphy
movement, money is as. steadily tight
as ever and we are hard up.
From all accounts of the exhibition
of the Dizzy Blondes On Saturday
night, they were the best behaved.
Shame on our young men.
If you really think you can't wait
any longer for strawberries you can
send to Cincinnati and get them at
one dollars a quart.
Anderson s. Co.'s monster MENACE
RE is exhibiting in Ohio already.
Don't spend all your stamps on
BLONDES" Wait for the circus.
We notice that our old friend Hen
ny Monosmith, has been elected As
SCISSOR of Geneseo city, Ill, by a "large
z~U DuIIu fo. Han