The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-01-22
FLEA BITES.

A journalist got married the other day
in Nebraska aud hi> paper al.uies to him
thus: MIR. ponneiiy Ms licked up ia the .
same form with Mis-, Yates lat evening"
Ii that Is 81, We will be-; ,he whole thing
was "squtbhlci."
A san Francisco young man stabbed
his mother .becJIi>e breakfast wasn't
ready
Hereafter mothers will see the pOin, |
The best thing mothers can i. with such
impulsive childfen i To r.-ok their break
la; the nigh, before.
Italy ha, Lost King H',s.1-1 !>ir..
Tell her &" look uI,,iei -hc other ieIlcr'S
chair-NrshaH I,,aI.,Ia'-
DIR in hi sleeve.
An exchange says railroad csE iaci"-
~ IL talked 81 ia h In~a> City. We would
like To- know what isn't TALKED Oi in ihai
place. .J.-,,,s He0aH
Christ AMI Him criIc.iirSl. Never heard
ni Him down ihere.--iio...0. P.i,'s.
But lie wasn't cIaeiiiri Jo.n ii,,-T-.
! =
sex in being forced l., ~sy that ,-,l;tc society
has again bc-un To- lean over planes H.
dresses with no waist g. speak III Ii,J.. tie
9Th RIB. J., U..sJ'i.
Z Maybe M:S. Clenss.r, hasn't 1t any lii:i,
rib.
! a ncx way ia,;enir. on iiLis~' hat
I i io bore the TOP Il their ear. put IN gold
/ loops and have the hat >.rin;> rieI in them.
NJ. Lcais Pss.
! Blu, the bet way ) {" "a; two holes ia
the rim, aud button t,c bonnet over her
ears.
Some time ~. there ~ ! ieI:,ai,, Her
iuU.r wh" went ahna; <crkinr whom ,:.e
NIGH; convince that cl,in- potatoes ,.rp-
i8ced Thirst Tor ,icuh.iic ,!I!as<e. Nov
COMES an English scientist who declare.
that 4 vegetable diet J. = r.inEri abe h-l..
20 the care Ci Irnnkcnne~s. Ihcrc l. lIway-
plea-Ing ,Iririy ~ ininrmslinn ~ h. !Ia.i
; IN this progressive woTii--.N. -f,s E'.sit.
/ Jcss so-je~ -. And We have known c''
cumberS To- care drunkari. Killed him
viii, the collie ia hall asa hour; iU; lie Ecve:
drank drop ailerwari.
When hrs = .Do-, ihc mot icaihe on
2 it?-Byssrlir .i,is..''>s.
( What j. the shortest month ia the wear
Ask Us something ea,v.-.hg. City TSi'ys.'.
Thc' icn't cover the soc-c, r,nRie
Mars may dc seen in ii.c western sky
| Tor the next two months.
I =. L. =. -. .
night.
John Birnbann has collected . lamb
with an extra pal. III leg growing out oi
It's head IN shape io turn a h1ni spring.
+ lie has likewi-e collected another lamb
with three Jaws and a head like bull dog
Now let John get tie lamb Tia; Mary
hal, and then hunt up Mary AMI see ii sie
will own 1t. After that, he ctn go al
any dern fool thin, he's mind too.
: -"N"rtIl. sriecr not ut the devil
I SuGn thy little lie j. DER;
And eternal, grim dImnl;ion,
l. no idle tale of yO-e."
Let Beecher rave and others rant.
The coUrse OF ali Is evil;
When they get through, they'll fni;hey can:
Help going 10 the D-l!
Nothing uHneryes the average small
bos 20 much A. 10 be obliged to steal cook
ies ont of a crock. To- his strained scI:s..
the airing II the cover sounds like the
crack Of doom.
Hut it UnnerTes him more when jus: ~
he srcc,ed- ia siufin: his pockets 10 turn
around and see hi- mother gazing at i.im
with az upliitcd switch. Yea, it hsrrows
him more.
Il sweet-voiced woman hes No Hd:aE-
iage over 4 Shrill-v"icei one in blowing The
dinner horn or in driving pig, out oi tie
front garden.
! Nes, bat when they want new bonnet
they all sweeiIy sing the same strain. AMI
if they don, ge;ii, they all sing in tl.e same
strain, too.
While growing NJ her husband last
summer New York wom,n was struck by
lightning and instantly killed. Ii YOU
wish your wife io see this paragraph, cat it
out and pa>ie IL on the looking glass.
Yes, and then run. or she will Gu, some
thing ont and paste il right where ycEW I've
sure to see it-on your nose'
-Ables, the Carthage murder, has been
reSpiisd by the governor.
The Clinton IdrDor, saws goldfish i a
sure preventive Of iiphih.ria-
The editor oi The Aironu', has i.cen ap-
pointed postmaster at Clinton.
Lord Daiierin, Governor-General ci
Canada, has left Ottawa tor Washington on
visit OF private nature.
The fashion in Paris for young men TO
send bonbon boxes to their lady friends has
subsidized in these dear times.
The number Of visitors 10 ile late Jap
anese National Exhibition during the hun
dred days j; remained open was i5i,I6S z
An Ottsws, Ont., dispatch says Gov
ernor-General Differing is to leave Cor
New York immediately on visit Of pri-
vate nature.
Don Carlos, in a cheerful state al mind,
locking remarkably well, and calling him
self Duke of Madrid, has arrived in Lon
don.
DIR. Talmage. the Brooklyn sensation
alist divine, has started upon series al
lectures to demonstrate that there is u hell.
Clifford's Febrifuge.
! In the cure OF fever and ague this remedy
displays extraordinary powers. Properly
uSad No case an r.-<,sf IL aud o,lar .I,....o.