Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-11-29
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/ Whisky is about the only enemy man
has succeeded in really loving, Dan.
/ burp NeuS.
7 Tho bicycle is unknown around the
north pole. Up there they ride on leo
j cycles. -BoStea bS.
+ 10 what base use do we como ut
LAST rs the shinglc said 70 the uptttrn-
Cd boy,-N, I, NcWS.
Low rooSts and dark nights greatly
tempt the ungodly to cat honcd TURKEY.
" Q, PNyunth
/ William NJ, warts mouth viii hold
four yards Of the English language with
out crowding Boston Post.
! Nosos red ike autumn leaves,
RadtoS erlped with cold,
The phthisicky man hesns to whcese
| Aud leads oui the ulster old,
A guard has been placed over the
grave Of Methusaloh, People will APP
prove Of this, irrespective OF party.
Boston PoS.
Al n place Of amusement in New
York lady is fired out Of II cannon
every day because, We suppose, she
doesn't pay her ront, Buffalo Express,
4 lot 81 bootblackS sitting on curb.
Stone may not be india.ruhhcr boys,
though they arc gutter perehor. tEA-
cinnaG Saturday Night.
The borrowing fond. who il always
little short OF change, is m enemy to
whom no quarter should he shown
Nee OrIaHS Pio0yuG,
The winter Is herci hn, hnl he, he,
And white ia the tang led heather.
And soon viii the podagugueS snow haled be.
Which Is ne bald assertion e,thot.
--loHksgS Gdsstt,,
"What do you want to shoot quail on
the ground forg howls n sporting jour
nal On the ground that we can't Init
EN- anywhere else, 0Rooa Republican,.
II takes six weeks of singing, dancing,
fghting,swearing, and rejoicing to crown
an African king, hut the place is " good
ono, and pays big wages. Detroit fiSe
Press.
Az high rs $50 having been paid il
Cornwall for votes. il was difficult 10 get
mon e. pick apples, Franchise il the
highest privilege Of FREQ people,
DmbWy NeuS,
a woman was offered $1,000 il she
would remain silent for two hours.
az Illc Nlll vi hltttll luiliuNtN WNhUNls
! Isn't the time nearly up?' q She
lost - Exchange tbi
From now till Christmas tho women
Of the world will mike desperate
effort TO prove that NIL men who .rsay
they can't keep u secret are liars.
Fond ia Lac Reporter.
lust NJ soon ms young fellow over
in Europe settles down and thinks he is
iirst-class king, some knavo comes
along and tries TO pay the duco with
HIM, Ncm Haven Register. Erll
The small boy who bado goodbye 10
Sunday school just after the picnic is
now making desperate effort to 10.
gain his standing in time for the com
ing Cnristmas-tree- - Hen Haven Register.
what Is thla rumpns halihut,
That ynXcs Auolln's tOdt #t
Does ENGLAND really Sucker need,
or In II allR CODY ~
sole long ms hortlpgJahnnio Hull
furbcntH Ia earn nr rail,
Eel Mud daco set oi folks ns tA
Whore not inclined 10 whale
st L0ais Times J0nrHnH
Mary Ind little lamb, HI
It's orbS wcrn dreamy blue,
And everywhere that Mary went 4tt
That lamb would poot too. f
II huttpd nj her hustle vince
and stood her on her car ttEf
When shC arose ahe put u head
On that there lnnnly denr
Z" Eve are ii mutt onhond," she cried
'Tn serve your boticm so
But wCthur he r0ply returned
our sequel does not show.
So LdHis JouyHdH
There are over forty thousand words
in the English language, but mono Of
them can adequately express tho feel.
ings Of the compositor who il surround
cd by MI audience Of six, all Of whom
deem il incumbent upon them 70 pick
up tho types, throw them back into the
wrong boxes and to remark that the
conpo Facts like hen picking corn"
Then all laugh, and the eompositor
wishes he was Ms gifted in speech Us
Dennis kearncy. KmmJmk STIR.