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FOREIGN PORTS.

Asr'swM 10Y ssiIsd steamer ,ail AIsa & B Hughes
qahar. cardiT; 10Th. Louisiana oliver, carain. ,
frsnk for radang % 70 load for New York -,
B.uA DC, a;-In port bark Else Eschrcht Ger, Friess
,ha,.srsa-Bars Msrsasr sr, Herd 70 load a rsrnam
os or Rio a Ms.sy ss & & for
New Yert rsasalioa Castle tsr Hay: Lady ra@cisssn
S,sssssa Fs;$s;SAs Ss;I: ],
Boston Naiad 'Br,. smith for San rrancsca ~
cnaaiorrsTows PEI Sov sl~clsarsd, sehr Nellie Swift
Dnrinrrnr BAY Nov Is-Arrived bark Revere, Mcintyre
DssrnAEA, Nov 6-Arrved, brig Lahains, Crowley New
Calrr, Oct a4-In port ship B Cheney ssarkey from
.s & Nsy a@rS or r pS ro% B
Rser Birkenhead, having repaired; schr q Baird br
sailed snh steamer Poynesan (Br,. Brown from Bat
Ssy alArrvsa s,g DGsgS r.paap rcei1
soais Martinique; nd brig d rorrey, Bray, Mobile
New York River Queen Davis New Orleans; Sarah
sna E ox I DO nni s srs onwsa
fsrl Nov s7-on bark chevulicr lBr rrew Quebec for
rSsS.xarco Oct as-n port brig. Lord Raglan gn
do; Da-hawny lir,, small for New York SHORTHAND
sands date % Doans @ for Jasksonsilis 70 the sd
15. BsHs s.s @ sw ssm sna
John III BALI Charotteown for do; 27th Harvest Home,
Georgetown for do tand all sailed 27th.
Lans S.is for Nsw y. YORK NM DR. Barsho for io"dcn
Cleared Oct 10 Merioneshre Dr. Stunock from
China. Acl. New York. .
SoURABAYA 1OIn port ship Hoogley Frost, for New
sr jaco Nov arrived steamer Norman N,ckerson,
New York via Nassau.
suxnrasinr PEI Nov Is-Arrived schr Lizzie Emma
(Brl, Thompson, New York. .
Cleared 2Ist, schrs Cassie Mac, o. Leary New YORK;
Champion Or, Granville, do; ed Kathleen Cr Brown,
New York.
TaISinAn cub.,, Nov IcIn port, brig Sullivan Perry,
for Boston. TO sail 18th
WELLINGTON, NJ, Sept 17-Sailcd, ship Abeona Br,
Grossart, Portland, d.
WINDSOR Ms Nov 28-Cleared, schr ]. Crossley Dex-
ter, New York.
YOKOHAMA Nov 1l-Sailed previously. steamer Gcnart
(r), for New York. bark Ferris Thompson, Potter
San Francisco.
In Nov H. ships zonave Means and Rcsne Nickcls
City of Boston, Crosby, and Hase, Evans. do; bArks
Cremona, Cove, for New York Ceylo kelcy FOR Naga-
saki
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YACHTS. STEAMBOATS,. sc.

4 LONZO r. SMITH. IsLIP. LONG ISLAND
~ Builder Of yachts Comet Mantle. Onward, Windward,
Sagistta and others: SI"pp yacht Tor sale.
4 STEAMSHIPS, STEAMBOATS,. STEAM YACHTS
n .Lnunchcs Tugboas Freight Propellers Ferr,boats
&c for sale by =. G. SCfIMIDTS son CO., South
William IT.
1lUATs, OARS AND BOAT TRIMMINGS; SPOON
l)Onrs Anchors. Blocks, Ac j. TSMlTlI 100 south st.
LSoR sAT.E-cABIN AND OPEN YACHTS. ALL SIZES
H. aud cheap also steam Yachts 80 feet: cheap
for cash at FRANK BATES, 31th st., Sonth Brooklyn
NIANNINGS' AGENCY FOR TIE PURCHASE SALE
wi charter and uf Yachts 53 Beaver stOver 100
sail Yachts of all sizes ccntreboard keel - Steam
Yachts aud Launches in the exclusive hands Of the
Agency for sale
CTEAM YACHT IURIINE FOR SALE-IN FULL
Scommssion; and engineer board. having iust
arrived from southern trips In perfect order Can be
foot ~ Morgan street Jersey City For price &C.
apply III lst st., Jersey city.
THE CABIN PLEASURE BOAT y. q. MATTHEW'S
can be hired Tor cunning fishing parties rcason-
able Lines and halt hoard. Address A. OAR
ROCH. ia i4th Sc, south BROOKLYN.
vl-ANTED--, CABiS SIoop 25 TO 10 FEET LONG
w Address, stating price and where she be soen
SLOOP Herald office.
vl-ANTED--A 10 To ~ FOOT CABIN YACHT. AD.
w dress with lowest price particulars and best terms
box IA Herald office.
vNANrED TO Pt-RrHASE-A TrG BOAT Ii OR ~
w 20 r paid for by instsmcnts with good
ity. Address TtG BOAT. Herald office
II Snn -sfaOor w. r. BREWSTER. IN GOOD con.
sDOOV.dition, woud make good lighter
=. u. WISE, ~ East n3d 81.
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ANTWERP. Nov 2s-saiIed. bark wilhelm Gynther tsw)
Bsrsror nov -sailcd. steamer Arrason (Brl, symons
New York tsee below.
B,rcE,oS, Nov od-Arrivcd. ship Joaquin Sierra tsp
ysern Charleston; bark Marinin : utaD, Benat New
York.
BoRprAux Nov 2s-saled, bark Hawthorn CBrl Whitney
United States
cnrnsouRe Nov 25-Arrived bark Hurra CNor). Meidah
New York.
DpsLs, Nov 2e--Arrived bark Emma tBr,, Hamlyn, Bal
timore
York.
Goorr. Nov 3o-Arrived bark Nellie Ger. underborg
Charleston.
GLOUCESTER Nov 3o-Arrived. bark Credito dtaD simo
netti New York
sailed sotb, ship Lindsay tNOr, Bull. United States.
Hsvnt Nov 81. 2 2PM-ssiled, steamer Ameriquo Fr De
iort. New York
ItvFnPooI Nov 20--Arrived bark Windsor tSor). Aas
Fernandina Both Matthew Curtis (Brl Young
Philadelphia. Canopus tBr Horsfali Boston, brig jamie
(T,r), Jones Wilmington. Nc.
Sailed 10th steamers Imbros Br, Cooper Boston. 27ih
McGreror tBr) Newell do 18th ship Lake Superior tBr,
stewart New York bark Gordon tBr, Brown Baltimore
LoSpoS Nov 3DArrycd. bark Robcr, Jones' tBr), Row.
lands Beaufort Sc; schr yarmouth tBr Ncrherscn New
Bedford
States.
Lizard Nov 2a-on bark Monsrk tNor). Ludvigsen from
New York for Hamburg
Isnoy nov 25-Arrved, brig Pachcco (ror Gonxslves,
Philadelphia.
w,nsrrrr,s. Nov 2s-Arrived ship Irerlof Hertossen
(Sorl Olsen New York barks Arcturus CBrl, Bent do
Joshua Loring Cook do dast before reported without
date. Gaetano cicconardi dtaD. cicconardi do.
pLywo,rn, Nov gD-Sslcd steamer Mas tGcp, Van der
Ioeven from Rotterdam. New York.
QuErssrowS Nov 81 3AM--Arriyed steamer Russia (Br),
Cook New York for Liverpool tand proceeded.
10 Nae tt-S t,nrk Hg urai xaff 10
(from Manila via Iloilo New York.
wFsr iI.nrLrrooL, Nov 3-sailed, steamer Avcr tBr,
Alton, Boston
YoxomAms. Nov 29-Arrved. ship Horsa (Br wadIcy,
New York before reported without daic
I.ospoy, Nov 3DSeamcr Arragon tirl Symons in cav-
ing Bristol to-day for New York coidcd In the and
sus aimed some damage 20 buiwark.
Bark Smaragd tNor Andersen. from New York for
odessa which grounded in the Dardences has foated aud
arrived al Odcsss to-day
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WHALEMEN.

Arrived Fayal Oct y. bark Com Morris winslow. NIB
with bbls oil board. capt Wnsow shore
intending wait for the Mississippi Miscellany Sailed
~ barks Lydia Cory. NB 10 Ospray, Lewis
do do
At 81 Mcbaes. Oct n. bark A Tucker having taken
bbIs oil leaving Bermuda. Had landed is0 bbs
~ oil 10 he shipped by bark Veronica.
the Hudson Bay Aur ~ schr Abbe Bradford Fisher
Nh having taken whales which made 240 bbls VIII oil
4ds bone Reports. date, Lrigs Isabella Garvin
having boat: A Ross, Sinclair, do 70 sp
In Cumberland Inlet date scbr Franklin, Church,
Nh having the only whale taken by the feet.
Bark John Winthrop, Shiyerick. Of Nh, had been on
and on Taicahuana date landed the third officer
Geo y Purdy. of New Bedford. who had since died.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

A SPICY LETTER FROM GENERAL JrBAL A.
EARLY.
The follow ing of letter published in the
EARLY, ELECTED by statements attacking the in
tegrty Of the drawings Of TIE LOUISIANA LOTTERY
COMPANY, witch under the sole and exclusive man.
agemcnt Of General q. T. BEAuREGARD, of Louisiana,
and General JuBAL A. EARLY, OF Virginia.
The nexl grand extraordinary drawings will take place
on TUESDAY, December 10, 1915. aud TUESDAY, june
10 1919 when will he distributed for the bencht
the educ atonai aud charitable institutions OF Louisiana
the holders ~ IU tickets $40 each halves ~
81 ffhs 81 tentis 81 The regular grand drawing
will take place monthly. the second TUESDAY of eaeh
other month when fiu4p will be distributed among me
holders ~ nvp tickets at ~ each halyes I'D NJ ,min
nation will be given application 10 VI. 4, pAtnr,uniNN
Post office boS ,a New Orleans. La, or 70 H. ]. PLtM
No. 3tn Broadway. New YORK..
~ received last proposition from inc
of Louisiana State fottcry. through General BEAlE
GARD. IN conjunction with the latter IN supefin
tending drawings of their chief single number schemes
and after hesitation went to New Orleans TO ex
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mond. &c ships Zppora Nor, Liverpool: Willie Reed do;
Continental san Francisco; barks Alma tNor Queens
tosn Falmouth Erinna ,Br), London; Kings County
tB, do: Omega dtal Ieghorn; Thomas Rio Jsneiro:
Atlantic, Barbados. brig Aphonse m Cienfnegos: schrs
Nellie Nevis and Antigua; Geo Msrts Now Orleans;
Nash, Brunswick, Ga.
Also sailed barks Mary Campbell tBr1 for Almera;
Eyviya Nor Bordeaux; brig II Williams, Havana.
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SAILED.

Steamers England fBr. far Liverpool: CITY ~ RerIn
Bt ~, Ethigpia Brl, Gaseaw; Dunnu GER, Bremen
cpfuNHl lBr. Bristol. Afaen He Nszairc. Acapulco
Aspuwai City " New 1erk. llayaus Niagara do; state
1T ToNas, Galveston via key West, knckerbocker New
Orleans Lone Star do Tyhes Fernnndna; City Of Macon
savannah Charleston Charleston; Regulator Wilmington
NC; Z knight, Georgetovn, DC. Old Dominion. Rich
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WEATHER REPORT.

ITorYurAp Nov 3o-wipd ~. light; barometer 2a.a@
IrvsRpool, Nov p-Wind ssE light foggy
LIZARD, Nov 3o-wind \, moderate fine.
PLYMOUTH Nov 3)-Calm; thick; barometer 1905.
ScILLY Nov 3O-Wind n. fresh.
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WESTERN UNION TIME BALL.

Nsw YoRx. Nov 3o-Noon.
ond slow
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MALARIA.
All sickness the present time tinged
with malaria 1t is everywhere both the hills and in
the valleys the North south There seems to
be state of Of the blood and fluids and dis
position form fungi All these symptoms are
speedily cured by BRANDRETHs PILLS.
Even Of these innocent vegetable pills will be Of great
service From four viii generally be enectual for
time malaria may again system the
same means will cure without weakening the vital pow.
ers II not timely checked fungi in the bowels
and blood and may prove fatal. BRANDRETH's PILLS
are nfable antdoe also to all animal parasites
Sufferers any disease should haste to take
these pills They good invariably relieve and often cure
at once.
1t conceded by all classes of medical men that
BRANDRETHs PILLS are the best cleansing medicine.
taking hold only of what is needed be the
bowels and blood when sick. And such safe 70
moya usually
4' rArK Roy Sax New y ,sysSssr,,
Hon. p. BRASpRErn
Ny DEAR DocroR-rn April, 1874 how yous
given pills cured of gastric vertigo dizziness
accompanied at time. with violent vomiting that tor.
mented me for years for which many eminent
medical men treated me in vain They thought even
after ! got we my relief would be temporary but the
health renewing influence of a persistent course Of
BRANDRETHs PILLS has been such that my cure has
been perfect permanent great public could only
inslligcnty realize the nature aud curative power of
BRANDRErus FILLS, it there would be no
need Of physicians.
Gratefully yours.
DANIEL GOODWIN
Losc LAKE HAMILTON corsTr; Tr;SNlsY,l
b. BRASpRrrH. W. D. =
DEAR sR--Fonr years ago helpless as babs%
and very sick the Of pills my life has been
renewed Ny disease was rheumatic gout For two years
and eight mon tbs unable walk my husband carry.
ing me about like child could easily do IT, be-
came skin bone suffered rightfully.
tried several medicines without doing good. so
dropped them all and took BRANDRETHs PILLS regu.
ay every day every other day for months.
I also applied ALLCocKs POROUS PLAsTERs 70 my
joints where The pain To great de-
light got entirely we'll. and walk half mile
or aud do all my homework. Think BRANDRETHS
PILLS the best medicine had in our house,
Yours truly,
RACHEL HoUGH.
HOW TO CURE RHEUMATISM.
No 10, FulroS ST.. BRooKLYS, Jan. q, 1873
b. BRaSpRrrp, w. D.
pr.n s,a--Rcadng IN on Of your almanacs the effect
Of your pills persons afflicted with rheumasm am
,a,be, sr,r,sed that YOU advise many six pills
dose Nv experience with them curaves for that dis.
ease il that one pill pcr night quite sufficient, and then
only for very few nights testify their wonder.
working capabilities; for until commenced using them
/ was n real martyr 10 rheumatism, frequently being
comoc,lcd 10 keep my bed for q month at a time I
sneak of two years ago M trouble worth mentioning
since l am, respectfully,
W. CLINTON
PRINCIPAL OFFICE
No 2o4 CANAL ST,
BRANDRETH HOUSE
NEW YORK.
DILEs PERMANENTLY ERApIcA ATEb WITHOUT IN
terruptIon ~ business knife gnture caustic no
charge until cured testimonials from physicians and pa
Dr. sTUDpARD, I4I West 2ist st., New York
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SPOKEN.
OUR CABLE SHIPPING NEWS.

Bark Temple Bar fBr1. Vaughan, from Liverpool for
Tybee Nov II, lat ~ 81, Ion 63 -.
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BELOW.
CLEARED.

Bark Belgium fBr, Greeao from Halifax Oct 81, in bal
lzu TOD whitney 4 90.
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SHIPPING NEWS
OCEAN STEAMERS.

sA1ES or DErNRTURE rRoN INV YORK poR rHE MONTH
or DECEMBER.
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PRINCIPAL OFFICE,

NO 2M CANAL ST,
BRANDRETH HOUSE,
NEW YORK.
DfLEs PERMANENTLY ERapTcATEb WITHOUT IN
terrupon ~ business knife lignture or causc; no
charge until cured testimonials from hyscians and pa
Dr. sToDDARD, I41 west 2ist st., New York.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

anime self into aud peenniary cond
p % Of the Was - don, the wh
strict integrity there being no reason suspect them Of
os h" y assa and & eaae rsanee
that the company had substantial capital Is is basis,
nsn os II Ss% orean snsa
na n @ n % m, ns sompa mma Far
intending the drawing Of M principal schemethat Is ne
Se e"pi,a p@iss ss slS should ns sioo"a '"' p
IL was fully understood between General BEAU kE-
GARD aud IN, self side the managers the
other that i ~ any time we should be satisfied TINT ms
way would withdraw, with the privilege Of masins
agents which We may have discovered On their side tho
~ ss :" furnish M Us @
sary insure Integrity drawings entire salts
sssI%T % ,%e ssS q xA;S passsss %sr;
s"s' placed II ss' he xhss %e% s, which
fair The asnal mode Of cheating single lumber losris
IN eae thousand from the highest to The lowest say rS
M and 70 & says ,hess 80, ont Of pss pses
may be made, the ticket holder has no earthly chance f"
"hesi snos' 'sp''''H"S sA'' "'s never s''' ''
this would have learned il from the mana
gs n for q them ogk ok sspss' nsrs to s
drawn The fact tia, drawing q aottey had taken
IN ons drew
ana ad been s MAJ y na % IN hs
i,nessssary ha. al the numbers pst in. hs
numbers, st he left sufficient quantity
have seS Trick aied on Ss after the Which
f sI no
a they certainly had ma no to pepersts
the ss
to bags US oosss ws n .ns j. o s
s1S 10 aa Il % in the me snd 10
ing all Of whom were Of our own selection We took snch
IL
sSd and PLACED in nl the wheel from Which
officer who has counted tho packages Of money sealed them
there There was possibility Of any mistake on our
part deception the part OF others. could
mnutia Of the precautions took. The drawing
win tns sane ana
the result By with the drawn nun numbers and the
General BEAUREGARD myself therefore we're not
Of drawing when we did not know the truth Of what
stated crime scarcey less reprehensble than direct
srR 0 Y FRI nc & y sosa y pas as ass
annually gay into n the -, state which a
New s
operating charter which con
cannot interered prosecution its business
until its charter expires By its Limitation. IT
public morality for Genera BEAuREGARD and ysef to
entire fairness and integrity.
he lottery Iasins.s constitute. gambling do mos.
bling g SO people those
propensity for taking chances deeply grained nta
some members Of the church and occasionally minister
VIII buy lottery tickets and when they them in
fraudulent gift enterprse and bogus lotteries when they
For further the reader should call
"p0" Post office box ssa, 81 & New DHSs or!eaa:' La
Of the numerous agents at all prominent points
The New York herald., 1878-12-01

IL FOR SPECIAL DISPATCHES
FROM WASHINGTON
IN THE EVENING TELEGRAM
TOMORROW
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any Of the agents at all prominent points
(NHRONIC DISEASES,--MANY PHYSICIANS AND
citizens whose diseases had resisted surgical
operations and treatment restored by DR. HEATH
pcrmanepy 30 years references At home, l16 East 18th
ST.. New York, forenoons and evenings.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-06-15
The Year Without u Summer.

An aged resident Of Hartford remem-
bers that the winter Of 1929 30 surpassed
this in mildness; farmers plOwed every
month of the season, and no snow fell
until Feb. 2. The winter was followed,
however, by a cold, backward spring.
with snow. storm in May, which killed
the returning swallows.
As an offset to the above story, one of
the old residents of Derby tells Us the
year 1916 is what is known as the "year
without summer" Old New England
farmers refer to it Us eighteen hundred
and starved to death" January was
mild, as was also February, with the ex-
ception of few days. The greater part
of March was cold and bosterous. April
opened warm, but grew colder as it ad
vanced, ending with snow and ice, and
winter cold. In May ice formed half an
inch thick, buds and flowers were frozen,
and corn was killed. Frost, ice and snow
were common in June. Almost every
green thing was killed, and fruit was
nearly destroyed. Snow fell to the depth
of three inches in New York and Massa.
chusetts, and ten inches in Maine. July
was accompanied with frost and ice. On
the 5th ice was formed Of the thickness
of window glass in New York, New Eng
land, and parts of Pennsylvania, and corn
was nearly all destroyed in certain sec
tons. In August ice formed half an
inch thick. Corn was 80 frozen that u
great deal was cut down and dried for
fodder. Very little ripened in the New
England and Middle States. Farmers
were obliged to pay 81 and S. bushel
for corn of 1916 for seed for the next
springs planting. The first two weeks
OF September were mild; the balance Of
the month was cold, with frost, and ice
formed quarter of an inch thick. Oc-
tober was more than usually cold, with
frost and ice. November was cold and
clustering, with snow enough for good
sleighing. December was quite mild and
comfortablc.-Uarper's Weekly.
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THE YOUNG HEIR.-She bad invite
him to stop to supper and he was trying
to appear easy and unconcerned, while
she was on her prcttiest behavior.
"Have you used the sugar, John9" in
quired the mother, in a winning man
ner.
"John don't want no sugar." CALCULATED
the young heir, abruptly.
"Why not1' inquired the father, curl
ously, while John, in his surprise, swal-
lowed bit of toasted crust, and nearly
cut his throat open.
Zoos he DON'T" explained the heir, in
an artful manner. ~ heard him tell Mary
last night"
"You keep STILL interrupted Mary, in
an hysterical manner, while the young
man caught his breath in dismay.
II heard him say" persisted the heir,
with dreadful eagerness, "that she was SO
sweet he shouldn't never use no more
sugar any MORGAN then he kissed her,
an said I'd tell an
The young heir was lifted out of the
room by his ear, and the supper was fin
ishcd in moody silence.
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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-06-15

THE Bishop Of Manchester, who was
one of the British Commission that came
over here twelve years ago to examine
our schools, has lately been giving it as
his opinion that the American elementary
schools attempt TO teach too much. Ev-
cry movable and teao liable thing under
the sun was crowded into the curriculum,
he said, and when he expressed doubts
whether Enclii could be mastered IN Elk
mcaths. and whether the same period
was sufficis Mt 10 di-pose q ether sEiJects,
IL xas admitted that il va too ebert =
time The resali wAs that there vas o.
Ia ins.rpcfisn. Hnd - an instrument
4 nacafAl discipline. tAsi tAsTaSo u
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fSriazus. te2-b-n- x@s a g7e4; ec.s-sz'a aE'ss
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Burlington Hawkeytems.

EDISON, the photograph man, has taken
out one hundred and ffty-seven inven-
tons. He is about ready to kill.
MEDICAL men have never been able to
properly explain the singular fondness q
hound pup always evinces for omelette in
the shell.
A WEST HILL boy wandered into
Jefferson street drug store yesterday and
wanted to buy ten cents worth of fly
paper ito make kites Of"
COLONEL VALENTINE BAKER PASTA
has been received with distinguished
honor by all the London clubs. He must
have kicked another woman.
THE fight over the division of Brigham
Young's estate has begun. Well take .
little hand in, if you please. We once
we're Young. About ffty.two years ago.
Rev. JOHN JASPER sticks to it that
"the sun moves" We believe him. We
have seen it move corner loafer over to
the shady side of the street, when NO
other power could SO have moved him.
II Congress would only remonetize
brass, now, every true born American
would 60 right ahead with his own mint,
and specie payment would be resumed
within fifteen minutes after the passage
of the bill.
A BosTON clergymen is lecturipg on
''The Trials of Wealth." We have been
compelled, by another engagement, to
decline pressing invitation from the
lecturer, to accompany Him as the "hor-
rible example"
TIE onion is the earliest harbinger Of
spring. 1t seems to us that during the
month of March you can smell onions
when you kiss the wooden Indian in
front Of cigar store, and possibly you
may smell whisky.
A CORRESPONDENT sends US three
column article discussing the question
.who was Gains wife2" We cannot
burden our columns with such unprofita-
BILE nonsense. Everybody knows it was
Mrs. Cain, and there is an end of it.
IT was reported last week that Mont
gomery Blair was threatened with paral-
ysis OF the jaw. The bright CLEAN Of
public anticipation was daIkencd BY
gloom, however, when it appeared that
il WAS only his upper teeth that had
fallen down.
Nix. SAMUEL BAEoS, Of New York,
wsl;Hsi fourteen hours without pausing
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