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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25

Sebe unb es lit aus nit ibnen. Die 2eis
9en tpo1len mir bann iiber ben Nbbana ins
Wteer Derfen uno bonit bat Die 0eidi6te
Elm @nbe. SD min iebt allies N6tbige in
Den 0agen pafen. Wir iperOen bettte ben
9anSen Sag gu unierH 9orbereitungen
brau6en."
Gr ging in bie 8nrratbstammer, nobm1
aus oerielben einige WilopretfeulerL perz
iGtebene 8o9el, Die er firaIi6 gei6ofien
bate, cine S60pienfeuIe, mebrers S1tnz
felt, N1o trug Ales bas in Die &G6e.
Sn ben 8dlbern uno SelDern nm BEN
idtparSen Setien berrm nimmelte IS port
gStlD, bon tpilben S1afen unb Sdtpeinelt
uno Die S{ntpobner bes etnlamen baules
fonnten bober i'm lteberffuiie lsben.
iUprtlekung iOIstl.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
mn=8obn

9ieie beliebten 8obnen laIien ii9 re6t
tpobl obne Stangen sieben, inoem man 6ie
8fansen, ipenn lie Die S66e geipD6nli6er
Bobnen errei6t boben, INNER BON
gfeuem abfneift. Qtbgeieben bon Ser Gr=
ipalniB beS gei6affets unb Stedens bon
Stangen un6 Der nit benz SeBen berlelben
berrrebrten 9lrbeit, tpirb bur9 bies Ser
fabren Der Gortbeil e~rstelt, bob Die 8obnen
friiber gut 9teife gelon9elt, pGbrenb su
gleider 3eit Der Grtrag elm gr6Berer letn lou.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
ION 3ipOlfja6rigem 8ads=
tDum uerSen Onrd u&aOwaD'S Ge=
i%nlDent" neheift.

Or. &aSwap! Sd lit ar GieritodseI6piiren int
Gierltof nno in ben Gingemciber. Ale NerSte erttdrz
ten, mir f6nne ni6t geboljen weroer. SD wenoete ollie
Wtittel an, bic mir empiobleu %purber, aber teineS bra6te
mir Setlung. SD lab Sbr e9leiOIuent" rnO Oadte, i'd
f6nnte es bantit einuaI p%eriudet; i'd ieste tetn @erz
trquert in baiIelbe, benn i'd bate ibon Sw0lf Sabre lang
%oeIitter. Sd nabnt ie9S Staiben pon SEM n9ieioluent,"
sStneS 6adtet %aOwap'ider Fiaen nnO Smet 6laiden Don
Sbrem ,9{eabp 0telier"; unb jest iebe nno iiibfe ib feline
Spur r,ebr pom benz gei6wiir uno iD iit6le mid ipob>
Ter, o(idlt6er unb aniserdumter as i'd mid lett sw6tf
Sobrren iemols beian6. Gas drgite@ci6Diir itefte in Der
iinten Seite Der Gingepetoe, oberbolb Der Sbamleiite.
%6 ihretbe Sbten eieien Srtef, nm oiloerert 2eto=uoen Su
niieen. Sief 5nueu b~enielben per6ifettli6en, penn lie
ss piinfden.
Sounab g. Gnapp.
n1 nn
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
Sit. os.oerer@ rtef post scat arapf.

Or. 9taSpap. gscrtber @eyr! SD neBre mir Die
s5reibeit, Sbnrm ~rotbntal5 sn i6rctben. Ntetn .3uitanb
hat lid bIr5 ben @ebraud Scorer WieotSin beocuteHb gez
Beiiert. Orei Der GeIdwire iinO sduSli@ peri9punoen
rrb Oos pierte lit iat pouitanOi9 9ebcilt. Sic Ssaiietz
iuft lit fort; meiue @eiurlo cit beiiert lid nod ~beitdnots
iI,6 meiu Gerpidt nimu1t raid ab. ~9S6brenO oes Som@
m,crs iroqten mid uicte 4;erionen iiber bic uluberbare
~SeiIfrait,y me(de Sbrc Wtebi5in ani rneine @ranfDeit aus
ibte, cine Don Obio, cine anoere Don Garnoa, bret Don
Sodiot lln6 cine auiebnlj6e 3obl bon Dieligem Ort.
@6tuna5uou Srau =. &ropi.
gsir itr6 init Irau Gropf gut befannt. Sic lit cine
fdGkensipertbe Game, pan wcblt6dtt9et Geiinnun9eu
bsiesIt. Sic hat ben &erfouf pieler SlGiden S9reS oJfe>
fnipertt" bur5 Die 9~lpotbetcr Don linn Nrbor oil Berios
men. weld5e nit inneren GeidIuiiren bebnitet iino, perz
m,itte(t. gSir baben pou %nebreren lpInoer6aren Gnren
bur6 bas y9tciplpent" geBort.
N6tuugsuol @berbo6 g SO.
SLIM arbor, Wtid., IS. Nr9uft 1875.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
aliereu= unO glatenbeGdmerOeu,

Sorna unb Standardization. Stein, Sarnu6r,
@aiieriu6t, llrtnitoduns, rnreselmdBi9er llrinabaana,
bic 8riebt'i6e &rortbelt lto ale Sdle, no baS Gaiier
pber nit Subitonseu, dbnltdb benz @tmeiS ober ipeiBet
Stlberfoben, untermiidt lit ODER no baiielbe cine trauts
bate, bnutle, gaui9e 6drbung annintmt, peiBe tnodent
ftur,barttqe @ieberi6ldge obiept pber no beim 9SaIerz
IaIen lid en ~itetbenber brennenoer S6mers ooer Stebet
i'm Nndet ln6 in ben 2an0en iiiblbar ma9t.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
Railways Ready Relief

9etudbrt infnrtigc 2i,to erut0 bel
GstsMtottt9 Der Iicrcr,
GntSitMotm9 scr 9InIe,
1tntcrlctbs Gnt5iitSt tt0,
&mngcn Grtsit tto tItt9,
Itbcttbe I'D tp erS cit, GcrsfIppfcn,
Srnnp, 9tpbtberitiS, @mtterb idlpcrocn,
Gatarrb, Snfachsa, SopfiGttcrSct,
Sabni6rtcr5ett ranbcnt SsatS,
NcmraI9ie, GbeurnatSmus,
WcdiclsTicber, INTO TruitbeuIct.
Ite Nnwen6un9 be5 Ready Reliefon ser idmer'
5enben Stelle ptrO iofort yinbertns uernrio6en.
Greibi9 bis le9Stg Sropien III einem bolben @laie
gSalier be;len in menigen NuqenbIider @rdmpic, 0iars
rboe, perborbcnen Ata9et, SerSbreruer, &opii6mer;eu,
Gpi.euterie, &oltf, &ld9ungcu unb aae trnercn S6merA
sen.
Steiieube ioIlten ME obne cine SGaide por Rad
ways Ready Relief leir. 0t(tde Grop.t1 III
gSailer c%euommlen, pcrbiiten Die bduii9 i6ltmmCli Tnl3eI
rtnes @e6iels I'M SrintIuaiIer. @G lit ais Net;mtiIel
trou;6iil9em graHntweir ODER 0itters porSuSicDeu.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
Gin fnfMffner &rtef.

WNn NtDDC, WttU.r %. TUTtl 100.
Or %obnau. @ertber Serr! SD babe Sbr UJteio(z
pentS, SIRE v0tesulatins qils" rn6 aud SIR n9teaSp
Hndoeihmire i'm llnter(eib, wsl6e sic berp0rrasenbitem
aerste ihr un9eil6ar %erttdrtet. benuPt.
Gle stideu anuten an etnem Baum. @tetn @eut6t
betrug 275 4iunb, ais t3 Sbre MtttefSt 9ebranden anz
Nber bic Yeidiuire iinb nod ui6t uQe peridpunoen. Sd
babe "a Stai6en pom ihrem r0teiolpentD, 8 pou Sbrem
nJteliet" urtO "a Sdo6teln Don S9ren giQen senonz
men. Sd. erbiett bic NieOi5in pom u. Grenuia. Sttte.
irnben Sic mir Sbr Sud- False and True"
&C., R---
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
PILLS!

CouH5rSio oefdinodIos rno NIT fiSerr guinitt iberz
= rcinioen, reeeln, lduterr uno itdrten. nJtaDuup's
SSSiSHs.1 iir be Seilnng aIler Sei6peroer I'M Wiager, Der
$%eber. hen Gineelueioen, ben yfieret, Der 9arn6Iaie, tic
So es;Iuuo pom sopii1merSen, n~cru6ien Slitdnoer,
SrrITopimna llnperOouli6teit, 8pspepiia G0ueniieber,
1irtsrIpibSert;urouuq Goloaoer mo alien St6runoeu in
SHr c5inoemeiSen. SIR cine iidere @cihins bur3 Orn
ttasrom4, her NiQen wiro garontirt. 0teiu uegetabiGiid,
Srtboiten feline Queditlbermtl9un9, teile Niet0Ie uuO
feine id,Gpliten Oro9uett.
rSz2 NEot beadte Die nadItebenber Gpmptome, wcIds
ga hsi @tDrulgeI in ben acknowledgement eelteuo
SSsrStnniuuo, GoIoaberr. @Irtanbruno mad ben Soz
- SSonctidure, llebetteit, Spbbrennet. NppetitloIiaz
w S}nv1eniduere, Grbrebuugen, n~rre9elmGTige Selpes
asn ~ =" IN per Maseugrube, SdpiuOel. beidleuni9tes
gm n y S;%neres Ntbmen, 9eit6rter 9eySi6tag, erittftnesz
StnIiSe (Seiiible in 2ie9er, SdIpodung Der S~ebtrdit,
Syysher' bumpie SdmerSen I'M 6opt, Mton9eI on ~2tusbiinz
~ cSeibperoen Ser Ausen NIB Der Daut. S6mer,en
i :. Ssr Seitc, Der 9ruit uno oen 1tbri9en @lieOerm rnu
rTstIid Wnwouoluueeu non 9iee.
Sin;qs 0oism pom r~otaomaq's Sins" werbcn bos s5ra
.,r;nitsy1 NON all ben berannteu Storunqen beircieu.
Srs;s Is Gent3 bic S6odtsl. Su N~potbeten al ba6en.
9elet "False and True.
@ditt cine grieimarte mad Stobpap s. Co., gso.3 81
gorrenltrabe, GeIu 9Ort, uno Sbr UerOet AWstunit Ct.
IoIten, rpel6e Gu6 2anienoe wert3 tih
2lun1 SlaWhp IsHOOu"w0
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
Tieber 1t1tO faGtes SIicber,

Siebcr ,t,,o faltcs Tyiebcr sebeitt flr 50 Gent:
Su Der 9anSet gSelt 9iebt es fem oeilmittel, lnetde'
28e9i eIz Sie6er nno ale anbern6ieber, ais "a iinb: Nias
larto, Svpbus, Gdorlad, getbts 6ieber, goitriidc5 Ste'
ber II. i. 10. Omit Sule pom 0aohpaW's Einem 10
raid beitt, wie Railways Ready Relief.
50. Gcut5 bic TilniSig Sloide.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25

bat Sic wunberbariten SeiGunset b%elpirft; 10 raid lit bic
&Sirtung bteies ~pabrbait puncer6aren peilmittelS, bag
ber Natient
AM @ctuidt iidltIid1 sitnint,mt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
0einnoheit!
G61mbeit!
DIR. RAILWAYS
SarsaDarilkian ESeSOIVent

GeinIi6es nnb reines @(ut 3unabute on 5feii6 una
Stut-0teiue 0aut uro 9tetubeit oc5 &eiutS lir ALE.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
4 n}ft9


3immer nub. Soar6 per Sag 81 .5O-$2.0Q. per BObe
uou $500 an.
go. $50 6 1872 St NaUootpb ST., Chicago.
Sobn art baIer. @tsentbImer.
16ap1Sm6
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
Der ad1tb. 0burlow WeeO
%oucrfelnt
81. NaStuaD'S R. B. R. GciIMaitteG,
itad) Hcbridbrigem Gebrand.
Cen Oorf, 4. San. 1871,

Dort, d. San. 1877,
@ertber &err!
Noboem i'd S9rc Nrineimittef mcbrcre Sabre 9e5raumt
pave, aHtan5S lln9ldubi9, 06er uGbbcm i'd S1ye 9Sirt=
loitteit erprobt, nit uolem 2;crtrouelI, 9laubc i'd MIR
etne Ftltbt su criiIaeit, lpeuu i'd ben NuGcu, wcl5eIr iJ
itfto DIE Mtctnt9eii aus benz Gebraud oerielbet oeSo3en
Dooe1, bdrtbGr dnertenne. Die Eilcn hHhcn ieoe5mul
pie 9elunnldte %9Strtung, GoS Ready Relief mG6t
lettten Aouen aue 6brc, uito' bic GGlbe wcnoct mir an,
10 OFT itd cine @ce9rnbeit basu bittet uuo INNER mil
benz geuitni6teu GriolG.
Adttu9spoa Sgr
l6eI) SbmrIoip SceS.
Or. Ra0pab.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
0raetcrDerg Grdnters
Yillen

fittS felt iiber Oreibig Sabren befattt 1lltO
iperOcn uun allcr, inelde bielelben gcs
brandt baben, als iiderc <r fiir &opfs
id)ner5en, 2eberleiOeu, GcrbanHugsbc'
idlDer0eiL Gallets nnS ieOe atlOere Nrt
Tieber auerfaHitt.
Sitie Gilen Dirftn NIT grObter Wtifbe
i1to ftelleI bic 0elunObeit berer, iuelbe
at allgemeincr llitb nerpUier gdwad)e
leibe1, uieOer Der. 3m ~nerfanfea BET
alien MpDtbeferm.
Yrets rs Cents per &nf@
16beS1S no uio
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25
Meber Baltimore.

Sober ber bas ate 8aterlauo beIu6eu ODER 8erIudn6ts
uno Nrennbe pon europa toinnlen laTIen mill, IoHte bic
pra6tuoaer. nsGet, e%iiernen Sdrauben : BoltOampis
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1878-03-25

\ ' III ~ " y y ~ ~ ~ ~ ~T
ben Sumor ieiner bortreffliden &pmit oft
genug a II 3ufeu6ten per It anben."
0as betBt ben &omiter @al9 Iberras
i6en.
SIN etnem G6meine, tpeI6es In
Rpi9min (Bpien) bic @derbIr9erin,
@ittpe @., idlubten lieB, tpuroen 1ri@
6tnen gefunoen, bod leioer erlt, als fte=
ben SamtlienglteDer, bas @eitnoe nno nod
etnige alroere Yerlonen, Die '6aDon gen0iien
batten, 6aren ertruntten. 8ter Der Grs
franften finb bereits geitorben; fir atuet
anbere lit faltm 9offnung auf 9enelung
nor6anoen.
- Die DIRECTION Der S11nen &Inite in
9aris fat Dor &ursem einen GgDpttz
Oh Ell g up b rat 8 %ertporben, Der III lets
ner Dirt einSig baitebt un6 lelbft in ben
foltbariten Sammlungen ni6t letnesgleis
den bat. 9ieier Bapprus miBt nanlid
% SUB ut Der 2Gn9e uno II 3ou 1T Der
Breite ulto befinoet fid in etnent bor;ligli<
6en 3litanoe. ST lit troB ieines ,Nlters
bon fait 1000 Sobren boufommer ,erbals
ten. Nber aIs ct benz Muieum i'm Qouore
llberlietert tpuroe, mar er nod, ,tpie ale
YapDrulie, Sulamn1engeroHt, Inb eS lit
beionoereS 0eroienit 6es 6errn 9ineli,
Die Q~ltfroQung, tpel6e iebr Diel Wiibe ur6
@ebulb 9~etoitet bat, auf's iorefdltiQite Bee
tperfiteligt gu baben: Sn 6ol0e beiien
fonnte nun aud Die Gntaiffernng Der 9tee
roglDpben borgenontmen iperben. Malt
bat 9%efunben, Dab bieier 8appruS isit ulrz
gefdbr 1000 Sabrew Dor Der 9etpobnliHsn
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-03-24
e. D. FAR RELL'S

VNd0uhied credit and responsibility him al.
vantage in the market and enable him TO AFFORD 10 the
puhhr who paw rruds hN in-alm,ut- facilities which
every dealer cannot unrr He has sliding scale II
prices To- ncconnoitt" m rent class nor any rNre-
dents 10 make old goods look new III. reputation Tor
many YEAR IN one lucAy isA sufficient guarantee that
Ire ha, nos onlNcd his popularity nni u. command IT
caWta anuri. the best assurance that he yns- The
undcnahlc ability " compete successfully with ANY
N.H .a
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-03-24
& & &: &
Al CENTS.

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YOU HAVE OUR GUARANTEE, HOWEVER THAT
THE INSANITY WILL BE suORT-IIvED. AND
THAT You WILL FIND 1T EXCEEDINGLY
PROFITABIE WHILE 1T LASTS
TOMORROW tMONDAyJ AND THE BALANCE OF
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SALE OF OVER THREE THOUSAND DOZEN OF La
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PRETTY INFANTS DRESSES TRIMMED WITH
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TnOMPSON'S GENUINE GLOvE-FIrTING CORSETs
AND OTHER DESIRABLE STYLES CHOICE OF THE
ENTIRE LOT FOR
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03
A Fish i'm a Human Skull.

A live fish embedded In human
skull was taken from the bay near
the Indian dock one morning. The
iinny tenant must have had a lik-
ing for its strange quarters, as it
was too large to make its escape.
The fishermen had n dispute over
their treasure, one of them claim
ing that never before had such an
occurrence been heard of. This
was denied, but the production OF
a newspaper containing the follow
ing settled the difficulty: "ln 1851
two sons of John II. Witt, OF
Greenshurg, Pa, were in the habit
of setting might lines in the Ale
gtany river, in order to become
prossessers of the finny tribe. One
morning a very mysterious thing
was observed from the shore, being
attached to one of the lines out
some distance. On drawing in the
line a fish was fast on the hook
with his head protruding from the
orifice of human skull, its body
being in the skull and too large tC
allow its escape therefrom."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

It is related of certain minister
of Maine, who was noted Tor his
long sermons, with many divisions
that, one day, when he was advanc-
ing among the "teens," and had
thoroughly wearied his hearers, he
reached at length kind of rest
ing place in his discourse when
pausing to take breath, and look
inc about over his audience, be
asked the question: "And what
shall / say more'" A voice from
the congrega,ion-more suggestive
than revereut--earnestly respond
ed: "Say amen!
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03
Natural.

Those who are most graceful in
their movements are those who are
the most natural. Artificial habits,
affectation, and constraint, destroy
natures attempt at originality and
repose. When Sir Joshua Rey-
nolds desired to put upon canvas
attitudes most characterized 10y
grace, he selected children as bis
models. You will hardly see a
group of them at play that does
not exhibit more ease and graceful
ness of action than is to be founc
in the saloons of fashion.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03
Dangers of the Telephone.

Mr.. Basinghal (city merchant)-
"Most convenient ! / can converse
with Mrs. b. just as if l was in my
own drawing-room. I'll tell he'
YOU are here" (Speaks through
the telephone)-"Dawdles is here
Just come from Paris-lookins
so well-desires to be-" etc, etc
"Now you take it, and You'll heal
her voice distinctly" Dawdles-
"Weally I" Dawdles takes it.
The voice-"For goodness sake
dear, don't bring that insufferabl'
noodle home to dinner|
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

The population of England in
1901 was I0.0Oo,OOo. OF the Unit
cd States, 4.51O,O00. To-day the
nopnlation of England is held al
~. 900 900. and that of the United
States $4,000, 1000. A more strik'
ing example of comparative nation
al growth it would be hard to find
Our population has increased ten
fold. That OF Great Britain two
aud-seven-tenths In tbree-fourth:
of a century.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

Philadelphia dailies, last week.
"Cut that stuff of yoars down"
said the city editor as the new man
came in with a column where a
stick only was required. "Do
you desire a judicious elimination
Of the superhuous phraseology y
mildly returned the Harvard man.
mo! Boil it down. thundered
the city editor. The new man is
gone now-gone back to Boston.
He says there t"cultuah" enough
in Philadelphia. = Philadelphia
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

"Extravagance is the cause of
hard times" said capitalist, yes
terday: "We must be more econ
omical. Ten years ago | com
menced working in a mill in Gold
Hill, at a small salary, and in less
than a year / owned the mill and
had some money in the bank" "
"You are right" returned listen
er with great earnestness. at is
possible for a man to lay up $4,000
or $4,000 q month on salary OF
s5 a day, but he must be very
economical and have the handling
of the amalgam."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03
Murder Will Out.

The popular saying, murder
will out" has as many exceptions
as q rule in Greek grammar. Yet,
now and then, murder does out,
and that, too, in way which seems
as though the voice of God said,
"Come forth ~ Mr.. Froude, the his
torian, tells a singular, wild tale OF
two murders committed by one
man, the discovery of which illus
trates the working of those detec-
tive forces that are not under hu-
man control.
Some fifty years ago, an English
fleet anchored in bay on the coast
of Ireland. A sailor, who had by
some means obtained bag of SOW
ereicns. secured them in a belt
round his waist, and deserted from
his ship. lie made his way to a
farm house, where he was offered
shelter for the night.
The farmers name was O'Brien,
and to him the sailor showed the
gold which he had brought with
him. The sight of the sovereigns
tempted the host to murder.
The sailor fell asleep by the fire.
In the night, Kathleen, a servant
girl, who slept in the loft above,
saw a light glimmering through the
chinks in the floor Lookingdown,
she saw her master standing over
the sleeping sailor, and kill him.
The body was carried out and
buried. AS the mans presence al
the farm house was unknown to the
neighbors, no inquiry was made fo'
him.
The girl, frightened at the pos
session of the dreadful secret, die
not venture to speak of it. Blu
one day, in a quarrel she let fall {
word which told him that she knew
of the murder.
One morning she went out earl.
70 milk the cows. The path ran b,
the top of a waterfall thirty or for
ty feet high. He followed ber
watched his opportunity, and HunI
her over. The coroner's inques
returned the verdict Of death fror
an accidental fall.
O'Brien thought he was sal
} from detection. Quietly and grad
] ually he laid out the sailors none
in the purchase of sheep and cow
Seventeen years passed ava!
: and O'Brien was rich man, tn
= envy of the neighborhood' whe
suddenly the detective forces
a Providence were set to work.
g There had been witness to ii
: murder of Kathleen. A thief, II
v tent ON sheariug O'Brien's shee
!. that he might steal the wool, WI
y looking from a crag overhangin
n the fall. and saw the farther fir
the servant girl upon the rocks b
i. low. A consciousness OF his o"
~ guilt forced him to remain silent
!. But one day while working IN
!, copper mine, he fell down a sha'
!. He was badly hurt, and oelievir
himself to be dying, sent Tor
, priest. In the confession he to
: the priest all. The priest insist'
that the man should make a publ
declaration of what he bad seen.
% A magistrate took bis depositi'
W upon oath. A warrant was Issue
g. for o'Brieu, and after months
D. searching he was arrested. He W
tried, found guilty, ana Sl'er . IL
K confession was hanged. st
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Uncle Jason asked Spikes one
day, "wat dat enjuueer mean by
sayin' dat Use done most sprout
into a aniulf" "Don't ask me,
said Spikas, task him" 1t was
subsequently inferred that he had
done so, as he went around the
mill muttering: "Dat no sign OF
an aniul kase q mans ears look like
wings"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

The Hawkeye says it takes a
drug clerk of broad judgment and
liberal views, and a calm, states
man-like control of his features, to
know how to give a citizen the
right kind of syrup in his soda
water when the citizens wife says
she will take the same as her hus-
band.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

A little boy hearing some one
remark that nothing was quicker
than thought, said, al know some
thing that is quicker than thought,
What is Il. Jobunyl" asked his
pa. "whistliug," said Johnny
"wben I was in school yesterday
wbistled before thought, and
got licked for IL, too"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

Well, there was very rougn
young man, whom Sankey saw
staring at the close of the meeting
and kindly asked: "Young man .'
are you looking for salvation p
~No.s was the reply, al am look
ing for Sal jackson" "Let US sing
o bymp," said Saokey.
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

hear that Kaiser Wilhelm is in a
fair way to survive-not the as
sassin's bullet, but the flftieth an
niversary of his marriage. For a
man who has been married fifty
years, a paltry bullet or two has no
terrors.-St. Louis Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

Observe a young father trying to
sppease bawling baby, and you'il
witness enough ingenuity In ten
minutes to make you think that
man ought 70 be 90 inventor.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

An Oil Citizen, whose last sum-
mer's suit was ruined by a clothes
cleaner, says the fellow is one OF
the few OF the immortal names that
were not born to dye.--Oil City
Derrick.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

Mr.. Musclejohn, hearing that q
neiUbbor was reporting that he
was a man of violent temper, ex-
c;tedly said "tte ought to know
better than to spread such sland'
or. for I knocked him down only
Yesterday for merely limiting it in
INV presence"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

Cham depicts Parison welcom-
ing country relative with, "llow
good of you to come, for you are
lust in time to assist me in nursing
n friend from Rio Janeiro, who has
the yellow fever"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

Correspondents are informed that
nobody ever saw wheel write, a
steeple chase, water drunk, nor
heard cannon bawl, hen hawk,
a bed tick, or stove pipe.-Bos-
ton Globe.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

No one has been able to explain
WHY it is that q man feels he is
more likely to get up in time in
the morning by keeping his watch
or clock half an hour fast.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

Ingratitnde is strongest in q
coroner. You may do him every
kindness, and yet you can't tell
what moment he will sit on YOU
Oil City Derrick.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1878-07-03

An Irish baronet had so many
rabbits on his property that he
made candles of their fat. "And
to prove the fact" said he, "tbe
moment a terrier dog came into
the room the candles Immediately
began to run"
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