Connecticut western news., 1878-07-25

 afflicted tosympathize with him and pass ,,oo resolutions for publication; but in France nom he buys cheap rope and hangs himself, n,ini and that's the end of it., a,,f nrns,u Youov . That veracious sheet, the sNe,Ds Let7nnsa ter, says that there is g girl in Santa Lrs e Barbara with such a big mouth that the, ,an,. other day when, she, smiled at a fellow ',o, on the street kind hearted little boy ssv exclaimed with s great earnestness: d,.w "Look out, miss, your lids coming off!ySdial. 'ia-- "A lady at sea, full of delicate appre-cuil hensions ina gale of wind, cried out, iad among other pretty exclamations, z We5gloa shall go to the bottom 1; mercy nus ;dl 0. how my head swims r, {" "Madame, ,,sYf never fear" said one of the sailors; sad "you can never go to the bottom while; sdi your head swims." 5 .as25E a6i oyai J89 ol I,,z-A new clerk in drugstore was dis-'avs1 charged the other day because he didn't luyc know how to look wise, roll his eyes,di U, and say " seventy-fve cents without ilsd turning red in the face, as he handed odg out d little powder that had costthefcon-l ior cern two cents and fraction. Emotiony oaI and business don't jingle. 20 sfd n3f' y4ws MT Hepworth Dixon once attended od masked ball without mask or doni9 bHs ino. The lady of the house, a little sHa piqued at this slight, approached him Y a'- and said: "And pray, sir, what character 'of | do you assume ?" CT appear as gen. s" tleman," said Dixon. s'Ah !. capital St disguise !" and Hepworth withdrew for 2z'' repairs. '.l ".t.'.' t't'i ,' '1F 'e3' '"''''l
 According to Bohemian popular " superstition, it is unlucky for a lover to '''. visit his sweetheart except on Thursdays
 and Sundays The saving in candles is simply incalculable, and the young wo- ~ men of the country being thus enabled I to get five nights sleep every week, pre- serve their singular beauty for a great
 many years. . .,..... .... ...,., ,-..,..,., s,., He. got up this morning, feeling ,r- heavy at heart, without knowing the .,,T,, cause. He went to the back door, and there saw his garden, the pride of his ,..,. waking hours and the subject of his a dreams, looking like an editors office, ,,s He sat down on the doorstep and said .,r "Of all the sad words of tongue or penn, rs the saddest are these, I keep a hen i'-,s,f I
 1swvaers Falls Reporter. ..,,,,. y,t,a ,h ao'- It is not always successful opera, ga, tion to teach two-years-old child it's x. | prayers, however intelligent it may be.uJs The other day young mother was show als, ing off the early piety of her offspring ,ls to some callers, the result being much aae ly as follows t' Gorbesspapa, Gorbessrlro mamma, Gorbessbaby, avyergotanycan- ss- dy?1 That infant thought religion was sil!i sweet, anyhow ,aaa sn3 ai G5S0 .gYuigs l -On the Fourth natlve American go was upbraiding naturalizedl lGerman.ilo S for celebrating the day so enthusiastic ,yc cally. The German replied: l" You, siryAI
 are an American from necessitys Ham aof one from choice. And beside, sir, when noo you came into the country, you hadh'taissl stitch of clothing to your back, while I9iak was comfortably clad" The American
 has been thinking about it ever since.