Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-10-26

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.er.A for faoa dasia9 - Arss IN
uoaihs Of this ys.r.
The right kisd al Q kusbanA vill
.lxay- have his life tnsursa. IL give
n. ~ife's sscoed hush~nl . saAFs.
LAshis-ning has killed tso hasbssAs
If a Minnesota voman- Some vomen
r.e.ely give their husbands thunsier.
~om=ho-iy pitses sh- pupil Of the
eve t-rcaa-c II 10 always under the
l..h Possibly here u an ex -lAnation
q hloaislo; eyes.
TE-r- are not eaough holidays.
TAer, ssght % he one holiday more IN
.r--. state. Let 10 lie the day on
-. the Legislature sdiourns.
\ Nc< Nork wcsasn says: Were ID
-. ior the self-sscriseisg women Of
,hs and -ho marry and seaport %
uAuy men. the number Of tramp.
Soil! Le largely incrssssd.
N-s York Co.'S ~.vssl: Our Ameri-
GAL C1ngre.s sAioarrs the British
FnllAneui is Prorogaed" Yes. bat
vo1 alu-snt Suppose that Congress -
-; prorogued merely for the want of
r1rl~s-
4 Gentleman of siam With finger
.Ali- forty oentimetres long is . spec
A-l, not uncommon. As his wifs's
rauur; lie much less, one can veil
Imagine the domestic life Of the
>lamese.
SAWS an exchange: Judge William
Thomas, Of Jacksonville. ILL.,. ninety
two Years old. is nov on his wedding
I'd kNith his new wife, who is seventy
i've. Cupid ought to 10 kicked for
such freaks IS that.
Daring the recent heated term, the
consumption OF whiskev in the city Of
New York reached % .0OO, 900 gallons q
day. That is, the consumption Of
water reached that quantity, and we
presume thoy took it about half and
half
Says some newspaper philosopher
1T is that indomitable Il can that
sets man astride the world" But
that won't do. At any rate, everybody
knows that it was George Washington's
indomitable II can't, that set him
astride the world.
A Frenhwoman has been Mortified at
discovering the skull of her husbands
first wife, which he was keeping as O
relic of the loved ono gone before.
This is an awful warming to those
women who seem determined to let
no wilOwer alone,
An exchange says that "West Point
is small Eden, where one finds about
twenty Adams to ONT fair Eve" A
lucky state Of things. II there were as
many Ewes as Adamses, with ser pent
to each, West Point would be q dread
full place for snakes.
A gathering OF the Smiths is to be
held at Peapock, New Jersey, on tho
14th September. As there is ut least
one family of that name in almost
half the States Of the Union, the gath
ering will not necessarily DO conspicu-
ousior its smallness.
lis said that Sir Cowasiee Jehau-
geer, who died not long since in Bonn
bay, gave away 50, SOC, 900 in charity.
The people of Bombay ought to en-
balm his name in their memories for
all tlme-though really it doesn't seem
very we'll adapted to the process.
The livery stable bills OF the youth.
full New York millionsire who took the
benefit of the bankrupt law the other
day amounted to $1,000. When q
young man makes up his mind to drive
to the devil he seldom stops long
enough to calculate the cost of the
team.
Don't whip chilli" says a news
paper writer. Ana this in the face of
the fact that failure on the part of
parents to properly utilize the under
growth OF the country has done more
to tit tho present generation for the
penitentiary than anything else under
heaven.
1t is said that the workingmen of
England spend annually $55, 600, 900
for gin, whiskey, beer, and other in
MIGRATING cordials. At the first blush
this strikes you as an immense sum to
squander in that way, but when you
como to reflect that it is merely enough
to make some fifty-odd bloated bond
holders, it has tendency to sink to
the contemplate level of mere hand
full of pocket change.
An exchange says: The women Of
Cyprus, like all the Greek women,
chew great quantities of mastic, i'm.
ported by the island from Scio, and
deem it graceful to appear always bit
ing this gum, and it will soon be in
order for later Byron to remark:
laid Of Cyprus now we've come,
leave, oh, leave Of chewing gum
The remark" in Il n reads thus:
"Maido Of Cyprus. nov ws've come,
Leave, oh, leave OF chewing gum.
Or II chewing sooths Thy jaw,
Zoe mou sax-let her ehaw.
A Rochester paper tells, with an air
OF surprise. that the Sultan OF Turkey
never wears suit of clothes more than
once. But this 10 not strange. Al
Turk never undresses whom he goes TO
bed, but tumbles in With his boots and
all on, Just - We Christians do when
We como homo tagged out at three
o'clock in the moRning from a--from
1.-THE lodge" - the old saying 10, and
ne can. OF course V0nr n ouik Of clothaa