Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1878-06-13
Miscellaneous Items.

BOD lngefSOll says: "WOmen mas tue
right to do as she pleases." Well, wheth-
er she has or not, that's exactly what she
dees-it she's married.
"What is wisdom2" asked q teach
er of class of small girls. A bright
eyed little creature arose and answered
Information Of the BRAIN"
The latest style of kids is the twenty
seven. button gloves, which ale Joined
back of the ears and serve to keep the
hair from tickling the neck.
Oil of eucalyptus is said to be an ex-
cellent local anRsthetic. A drop placed
cavity will relieve the toothache.
"Beg pardon for stepping on your
train" said flop at ball; then added,
I" you ought to have had a cow-catcher on
it." z"And would have caught q calf, y
said the lady.
A Scottish clergyman quoted text of
Scripture in his prayer, and added for
the instruction of bis audience: "For that,
o Lord, is the correct translation of the
passage" ...-.
Octave Feuillet says: "Providence has
so ordained it that only two women have
true interest in the happiness of man
his ewn n other, and the mother of his
children. Besides those two legitimate
kinds of love, there is nothing between
the two creatures except vain excitement,
painful and idle delusion."
When Eugene Hale married Miss
Chandler, Papa Zach. Chandler gave
him 100000 for a wedding present; and
at the advent of every grandchild, check
for 100000 is forthcoming, to be placed
to the credit of the child as nucleus of
its future fortune. Babies are never un-
welcome in that household.
A young and somewhat dull tyro at
the bar pleading before him commenced
my lord, my unfortunate client"--then
stopped, hemmed, hawed, hesitated.
Again he began: my lord, my unfertu-
nate client" stop, more hemming
and confusion. "Pray ,go on, sir" said
the Chief Baron. So far tho Court is
With you" $3.50 e
It may be all right for border to fall
in love with his landlady, and She, if un-
married or widow, violates no law in
returning his passion, but it is totally op-
posed to all sentiments and proper appe-
lite to send him lock of her hair through
the medium of the butter or the hash
served up for breakfast. - philadelphia
Post. 3s@F & @zs5 = z - #& AZ
A little boy in a Sioux City Sunday
school put poser TO his teacher. The
lady was telling her class how God pun
ished the Egyptians by causing the first
in each household 10 be slain. The little
boy listened attentively, and at the proper
interval mildly inquired: +.
";What 4 would God have done if
there lad been twinss' ,5 ..asss.,ts l..
Gail Hamilton's latest epitome of Mas
sachusetts: That lovely, beloved. bu
exasperating old State, 80 ,ich and pros
porous and powerful that can shed her
reformers like water from 8 ducks back,
and sail along steadfast and stately under
q shower bath Of selfconceit and wrong
Medicines that would sink forty tath0ms
deep sWcaker commonwealth.
One of the most remarkable things in
human nature. however, Is this Wiling.
ness Of woman to sacri6ca : girls life for
the chance Of saving the morals Of sa
scapegraco man. II . pious mother
can only marry her son Beelzebub
to some :. good, religious cir, the
chance of his rsformstion il greatly.
increased. The girl Is neither hare nor
there, when one considers the necessity
for saving dear ebub. Edscnrd ~
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