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The New Orleans daily Democrat., 1878-08-25

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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28
Peculiar People.

Old bachelors who never smoke.
People who will suffer from chronic indi-
gestion, constipation, and torpid liver, or "bil-
ioasness," when DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery and Pleasant Purgative Pellets are
known to be reliable and speedy remedies for
these diseases.
Old maids who do not love cats.
People who have catarrh, annoying and
disgusting every one around them, when DR..
tent remedy for this disease.
Women who do not love babies.
Women who will suffer from all those pain
fri diseases to which the sex is heir, when Dr.
Pierce's FavOrite Prescription is admitted by
every lady who uses it to be an efficient REM
edy for these ma]adics.
People who believe their progenitors were
apes.
People who will read about "Hclen's b.
bies," and "That Husband of Nine" and "That
Wife of Mine." end THAT Mother-in-law of
Nine and "That Son-in-aw of Nine" and
yet fail to read about thenselvcs in "The PEG.
pies Common Senss Medical Adviser"
Christians quarreling with each other on
their way to Heaven.
People who will seek health at fashionable
watering places, smotheriug at Saratoga, Long
Branch, or sacrificing themselves to 'Graham
when the magnificent Invalids' Hotel, at
Buffalo, offers all the elegant comforts of the
finest hotels, combined with the best sanitary
advantages, Russian, Turkish, and plunge
baths, gymnasium. etc,-and is situated in
and near some of the finest natural scenery in
the Empire State.
The most peculir OF all arc the people who
read these paragraphs and fail to profit by
them.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

= e . p 8
Penelope in 4 voice Of deep compassion
and she took Dora's unresisting hand in
hers. why would you not tell met Don't
you know, Dora, !" and smile played on
her lips, "that we ought to love each other
very dearlya We are both going to mar
~ . Walter Cary, and be the closest sort
of cousins. !" " ~ ~ - sx "
"Are there two Walter Carys?' ejacu-
lated Dora. ~ = - =
"What!" cried Penelope, her counte-
nance slowly crimsoning as the situation
bust upon her; ibid you imagine At
She never completed the sentence, but
snatching up the poor, tired little orphan
to her bosom, strained her there, and
kissed her fearful, smiling face with kisses
which were fully returned.
But Dora never revealed the whole of
her terrible mistake.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

knowledge is power" and We publish this
to inform you that if you wish a sure and Ger
tain remedy for Heart Disease, Nervousness,
Sleepless Nights and General Debility, caused
by an over exertion Of the system, attended
with sluggish action Of the Heart, we convey
to you the knowledge and you can exert the
HEART REGULATOR, a grand preparation
to accomplish the above results. Send to F.
E. INGALLS,, Concord, N. H., for circular of
testimonials, and read the good it has done
others. Among the many forms Of Heart
Disease are Palpitation, Enlargement, Spasms
Of the Heart. Stoppage of the Action of the
Heart, trembling all over and about the Heart,
Heart, Ossiication or Bony Formation of the
Heart, Rheumatism, General Debility and
Sinking of the Spirits.
DR.. Graves HEART REGULATOR is for
sale by Druggists at so cents and 81 per bot
tic.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28
4 Mars Regret.


my child-iovemy loyes Of long ago,
How great . lie when you and ] were
young! 81:
The world was boundless for We did not know;
L. And life . poem for we had not sung.
Now q the world grown small, and We there
on <sH r
Fill with WIS toll and woe each flying day;
Elves from ,th6 wood, dreams from my heart
are gone, - -
And heaven ID bare, for God is far away.
o my child.love, cannot you come again,
And ! look on you with grave innocent
eyes?
Your God has many angels; would fain g,
Woo for one hour one angel from the skies
Omy chjld.love, come back, come back to me
And laughing lead me from the care and
din;
Lay on my heart those small hands tenderlv
And lovingly to let the whole world in.
-Black1poOdy Mnqazine,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

Tho Greatest Discovery OF tho Axe IL DR.
Tobias celebrated Venetian Ltnienti 20 years befor<
tho paplic and warranted to Dtarrhea Dysentery
Collie and spams taken internally and Group Chronic
Rheumatism, snre Throats Cuts. Bruises, Old sores
and Pains In the Limbs Back, and Chest, externally
II has ever fAiled No family will ever be without
after giving 1t fair trial. Price, 10 cents DE-
TOBIAS VENETIAN HORSE LINIMENT, In Pint
Bottles st One Dollar il warranted superior to IN,
other. or NOPAY, for the OF Collie, Cuts Bruises
Old Sores. eo. Sold BY all Druggists. Dspot1OPa
placo, New York.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28
Chicken SOUp.
Row to Mako rar1alns Front

~AACAoA oOWPs
The chicken should be nice and fat.
Cut into pieces at the joints as for frying
boil in four or five quarts of water for two
hours if young, and for four hours if old
skim carefully when just ready to boil
season when half done; it will be neces-
sary to add more water, as there should
be at least four quarts of soup when it
is done.
The dumplings are made as follows
Beat the yolks and whites of two eggs
separately, as for cake; add four heapiDg
tablespoonfuls of flour. rub the flour
and one teacupful of sweet milk-part
cream. Rub the -four smooth in the
milk, add the yelks, and then the whites,
stirring carefully after they are added.
Drop spoonfuls into the boiling soup;
cover closely, and after boiling about two
minutes set on top Of the stove; serve at
once.
Ire Iowa State Register publishes the
following bits ofagricultural wisdom
Plan, method and distinct aim are nee
essary to success on farm.
The season for work will soon be at
hand. Harness should be overlooked,
oiled and repaired.
The female canker-worm ascends apple
trees early in the spring-frequently in
warm March, to lay her eggs. Look out
for her.
God has honered in all the history of
the world the husbandman above all 9th
er classes. He has almost invariably Sc
lected his Kings and Prophets, from the
fields and farms.
He who loves his domestic animals, and
gives them that attention which enables
them to laugh at the stcrm-king in his
rage, will never want for good living in
this world,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

If woman wants to faint in compare
tive safety Maine is the place to do it. A
woman tainted in car on a Maine rail-
way, and thirteen liquor TASKS were
promptly placed ut her disposal. In
this connection it may be incidentally
mentioned that there were just thirteen
m en- in the car .'-D1n5ur News.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

The third French Zouaves have Just
sent an address of coincidence to King
Humbert. 1t is accompanied by the ap-
pointment Of his Majesty to rank of cor
poral in the regiment. This distinction,
Of which King Victor Emmanuel was
very proud, was conferred on his late
Majesty by the same regiment on the bat
field of Palestro. Relative to this Incl
dent, an officer of the corps relates that
every evening at the roll-call Corporal
Victor Emmanul was named like the
rest, when the oldest soldief, advancing 10
the middle Of the room, replied, "Abscnt
on leavev
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

It is said by reliable persons that Sheridan's
Cavalry Condition Powders fed sparingly to
laying: hens will increase the quantity Of eggs
tWo-fold. Try it.. It won't cost much.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

Mothers! Mothers!! HUthers!!! Don't
fail to procure Mr. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for all diseases incident to the period OF teeth
ing In children. It relieves the child from
pain, cures wind collie, regulates the bowels,
and, by giving relief and health to the child,
gives rest to the mother It is IN old and
Well-tried remedy,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28
SANDAL.W00D

Possesses = much greater power Ia restoring t.
healthy state the mucous membrane Of the urethra
sckness certain aud speedy in it, action It IL fast
supsrsssdlng svey other remedy. Sixty capsuss
10 SIX or eight days No other medicine can do this.
Owing to its great success, many substitutes have
been advertised, snch Paskas, Mixtures, Pills. Bal
etc., all Of which have been abandoned.
Uuntlas Dick 4 Co.'s Soft Capsules containing
Oil Of Sandal-soood, sold at all drug stores. Asa
for circular, or send for one to IS and 81 Wcost1
Street, Nc,c York.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

=, More than three.quarters of q century has
elapsed since Johnson's Anodyne Linfment
was invented, and It is today the most widely
known - we'll as the most valuable internal
and external remedy In the world. No family
should be without it q, day. |z,.. :,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

to become dsorderp from the intellectual efforts Of the
liver to discharge the excess Of bile is not
assisted In her efforts, bi ious attacks
tratinG feve necesssarily follow great
ing and even DEATH A little timely precaution w.
favorito household remedy,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

1ngerson says that : farmer, who rises:
before the sun ought to have the aRue.
Jacob strawn, Z practical man, says that
getting up early industry and regular
habits, are the best medicine prescribed
for health. .s.s q:
When the farmer, though humble on
ri. eighty:acre farm, reads Of 60 many
failures, bankruptcies and defalcations,
how suPremely happy he should :be when.
he can look any man squarely in the face
and say II owe you nothing." ss@t.=..
BE kind to the COW, and at eventide she
will come voluntarily and offer you big
reward for your care of her; your horse
will 90 all that it is possible for him to
do for you; and your sheep will give YOU
good clothing and good meat.
The value of COED barns must be more
apparent than ever to farmers, and. we
hope this open and destructive winter
will cause hundreds and thousands of
good barns to be erected the coming
summer to protect stock and farm crops.
Resish Notes. ~: -.
Persons troubled with neuralgia
will be glad to learn a cure.
Two drops of laudanum in one-half tea
spoonful of warm water. and dropped in
to the ears, will give immediate relief.
Dyspepsia is cured by muscular exercise,
voluntary or involuntary, and in no other
way can it be cured, because nothing can
create or collect the gastric juice except
exercise; it is product of the human
machine. Nature only can make it.
For Group, take a knife or crater, and
CRATE or shave in email particles about
teaspoonful of alum; mix with it about
twice its quantity Of sugar, to make it
palatable, and administer it as quick as
possible. Almost instantaneous relief
will be afforded.
An eminent physician Of Chicago says
ne cures nlnety-nine oct of every hun
dred cases of scarlet fever by giving the
patient warm lemonade with gum arabic
dissolved in it. A cloth wrung out in
hot water and laid upon the stomach
should be removed as rapidly as it be-
comes cool.
Oyster Patties. Put the oysters in a
saucepan with enough Of the liquor to
cover them; let them come to boil
skim we'll; add two tablespoonfuls of
butter to one quart of oysters; season with
pepper and little salt; two or three
spoonfuls Of cream will add to the rich
ness; have ready small tins lined with
puff paste, put three or four oysters in
each, according tc the size of the patty
cover with paste and bake in quick
oven 20 minutes; when done wash over
the top with beaten egg and set in oven
for two minutes to glaze. Open patties
are more troublesome to make, but also
very delicious; the paste must be cut in
to round cakes, less than half an inch
thick; rings cut the size of the cakes and
placed around the edge, so as to leave a
cavity for the oystsrs After filling, add
small, round cover the size of the cavi-
ty or tridc smaller. The oysters are
boiled in half milk and liquor, Gust
enough to cover them then stir in one
tablespoonful of butter, one tablespoon
full of cornstarch wet with little milk, lit
tie salt, boil until it thickens, then fill the
paste shells; bake nice brown in a
quick oven; glaze with beaten egg.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

There's Ne use Talking.
About the adulterated, cheap baking powders
in comparison with DooLEY's YEAST POWDER.
The latter Is strictly pure. wholesome, and is
put up full WEIGHT Satisfactory results In
using are guaranteed every time, ~ Il,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28
NERV0.vITAllZER!

A wonderful Instrument. Pat. Marcn T. 1858. Per:
wi hing quiet. pasaives ate for OF mind and
body will 6nd this just the thing needed. This instru
ment will produce a quiet. soothing influence. snd
restores the lost vitality gives life and segth to the
weak and nervous, when all other means fs ltbuilds
fluids Pain is cured, health restored. 1t will roducc
the mediumistic state and develop cairyoyancy used
for that purpose. Sent everywhere for u o. Agenta
wanted. DE-. W. A. CANDLE. BRISTOL. CONN.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28
School Music Books!

High School Choir. E1 . 6 e. aa G.1prs
A standard. useful. and f4vorite Book.
School Song Book. C. hvts sos.n, t." per
Fine Book for Girls Normal and High Schools.
Choice Tri0S. ". s. T1t an:s, 500 per
Three part songs for femae colleges. seminaries &c
Grammar School Choir. X * g. Se1 r ddzsn
Excellent collection for High or Grammar schoola
American School Music Readers.
In Books each IS CENTS 50 cents and 80 cents Care
fully prepared for Graded Schools.
The following favotts general collections Of &C.
esoN& ECa9 1i1;; E. P P1Rk1Ss. *
2US1C EAC8 Err. ...........:C g. EVEREST. 80
QUE FAVOB1TB... II. +. DANKs. go
AU9IC CHARTS. By nr. LOWELL, MASON.
j Large charts, containing 12O Blackboard eesors
plainly visible to s saving much trouble aeily ret up
and used and furnishing complete course Of practice
Sent by exp rees. In two roll or sets: Each $50
OLIVER DITSON & CO., Boston.
G. II. Ditsen q Co, =: j. 4. Ditson 4 Co.,
~ Broadway, NewYork:. "a Chestnut st. Phil.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-03-28

says Boston Physician, has equal as blood puri
ner: Hearing of it's many wonderful cures after mi
ot d remedies had failed visited the Laberator,
Ano convinced myself of its genuine merit Il IA nre
pared from barks, root. and herbs each of which d
ngnly enectve, and they are compounded In such +
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29
A Disgusted Father.


The following correspondence recent
ly took place between a Southern father
and gentleman of the faculty of Yale
College. South Carolina.--''Prof.--:
Dear Sir-My son informs me that he
is obliged to sit next negro day after
day which is highly disagreeable to him
and offensive to me. VIII you please
provide some different arrangement?
Yours etc." To which he received the
following reply.--"Yale College, New
Haven. Esq: Dear sir, Your favor
is at hand. 1t is true that the students
are arranged alphabetically for the
present term, and colored student has
his place next your son. But, at the
commencement of the next term, the
arrangement will be in the order of
scholarship, in which case the colored
youth will be so near the head of the
class, and your son, l regret to say, so
near the other extremity, that there will
be no further embarrassment on that
score Yours, etc." The speedy
result was note from disgusted
father, calling home disgusted son.
american Miscellany
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

Ryr A colored brother whose eyes were
watery, and who had evidently been
imbibing experience whisky, was tell
ing his young friend George that he
ought to gine, too. Said George, 81
would, but de temtation to do wrong is
too strong for me-" "Whar's yer tenn
tation !" exclaimed brother Peter. 81
was dat way myself once. Right in dis
town had chance to steal a BAR of
boots-mighty fine ones, too. Nobody
was dar to see me, and reached out my
hand and de debbil said take 'em, Den
a good spirit whispered for me to let dem
boots alone" "An' you didn't take
'em ?" "No, sah-not much. took
par o. cheap shoes off de shelf, an
left dem boots alonel"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29
How TO- Tell Bad News.

Visitors from the country, at the door
of a Southside residence, to German,
next door:
"Jane not at home, did you say p''
German-'Nein, Chances nod at
home"
Visitor-"Where is she p,
German-"She's gone the cemetery
down.
Visitor-"When will she be back ?'
German-"Oh, she Won't come back
already any more; she's gone to stay;
she's det."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

Ga An honest ignoramus who had
escaped great peril by an act of heroism
was much complimented for his bra
very. One lady said, 81 wish L could
have seen your feat" Whereupon he
blushed and stammered, and finally,
pointing to his pedal extremites, said,
"Well, there they be, num-
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29
American and Foreign Patents.

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sloner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to Interference Gases be-
fore the Patent office, Extensions before Con-
gress, infringement Suits in different States, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents. send Stamp to Gilmore q Co., for pamph-
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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

gg The defendant, having been prov
ed guilty of the offense of calling the
complainant opprobrious names, as
"thief," 'robber," &C., is duly fined.
He pays his fine and asks the Judge:
"Your Honor, there is, L understand,
thief: does the law forbid man to call
thief an honest man 2"
"Of course not" replies the magis-
trate.
"Then, sir" says the defendant, turn
ing to his prosecutor, with a triumphant
air, "you are the most honest man 1
have ever met"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

VB- "Whiskey is your greatest enc
N.Y." said minister to Deacon Jones.
"But,' said Jones, "don't the Bible say,
Mr. Preacher, that we are to love our
enemies ?" ooh yes, Deacon, Jones, but
1T don't say that we shall swallow
them.'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

EST Wishing to pay his friend conn
pliment, gentleman said 81 hear that
you have very industrious wife,"
"Yes," replied the friend, with a mel
ancholy smile, "she's never idle; she's
always finding something for me to do. D."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

EsF An old Irish soldier who prided
himself upon his bravery, said that he
had fought in the battle of "Bull Run.
When asked If he had retreated and
made good his escape as others did on
that famous occasion, he replied: "Be
jabers, those that didn't run are there
yit."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29
WIDE AWAKE.
The Illustrated Magazine
FOR
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1t is conceded on all sides that Messrs. ID
Lothrop y Co. have splenddy accomplished what
they set their hearts upon few yeaas ago, viz =
to make magazine absolutely pure in its moral
influence, unrlvalled in literary merit beautiful
artistically, and thed to furnish it so low price
that the people could afford to take it.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

EgAn Indiana girl says that size finds
nothing SO good for the complexion as
rubbing her face on young mans vest.
The young man must be inside of 1t,
though.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

ENSTATE ENOTICE-Notice is hereby given
IL that letters testamentary on the estate
Sarah Burd, late of Buffalo township, Perry
Co., Pa, decd, have been granted to the under
signed, residing in the same township.
All persons indebted to said estate are request
ed to make immediate payment and those having
claims will present them duly authenticated for
settlement to
SAMUEL BAIR, Executor
June 8, 1851 LEWIS POTTER, Attorney.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1878-10-29

az "Do not marry widower," said
an old lady, "a ready-made family is
like plate of cold potatoes" "Oh, I'll
soon warm them over" replied the
damsel and she did.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1878-08-15

under the direction of the officers of
the road at that place, at the scene of
the accident, with surgeons and sup
plies needed.