The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1878-05-02
BRIC-I-BRAO.
Brigham Young's widow is being
gradually married off.

Brigham Young's widow is being
gradually married off.
Carl Rosa has steadily lost S2,,
500 week by his London opera
season SO far.
M. Coggia, of Marseilles, dis
covered another planet u few nights
since.
Gen. Joe e. Johnston dresses
neatly, has short gray beard and is
slight and erect,
The Courier~Joa1apeoz insults a
necessary class of men by calling
Ben Butler q hangman.
Rev. Jasper, of Richmond, de.
clines to lecture, but he still asserts
that "the sun do move"
One good turn deserves another,
but shirt collar is only capable Of
two Wheeling Leader.
Elihu Burritt thinks the prayer
"Now I lay me down to sleep" is
older than the English language.
Now that Beecher's usefulness is
DER, how would Simon Cameron do
for pastor of Plymouth church?
Captain Eads thinks $1,717,000
will make the St. Johns River,
Florida, all right if expended in
jetties.
The Washington Capital thinks
that George Washington would not
have earned his salt as an insurance
agent.
The Washington Capital thinks
that if General Sherman is not a
fraud he should begin O. libel suit
against his face.
A baby, thirteen months old, and
weighing one hundred and three
pounds, is on exhibition at st. Louis.
He is called Samson.
The Royal baby of Brazil was
christened Luiz Maria PHILIPPE de
Alcantara Gastao Miguel Raphael
Gonzaga--and didn't cry.
The Maharajah of Jheend, has
lately had carl iage of solid silver
built for him. The Akhoond Of
Swat preferred golden chariot.
Jennie June says fashionable
bonnet can be had for dollar and
q half. And so it can. It is the
from six to twenty dollars worth
of trimming that strikes the pocket
book in o sore spot.-Worristoaon
Herald
Upon taking broad survey of
the country, the old-line Wings
adopted the following platform and
adjourned: "Resolved, That we
know we are dead and are glad Of
it,"
"Whats your occupation, Bob 2"
asked O. visitor at the Capital of a
bright boy whom he met in the
corridor. The boy happened to be
a page in the House. II am running
for Congress, sir," he replied.
An editors wife mover goes
through her husbands other trous-
ers pockets to strike q package of
love letters. Editors are not like
tho wicked, unfaithful men of the
world-editors rarely have the
other trousers CutskW Recorder.
The other day, up in Minnesota, a
circus joke died at the advanced
age of one hundred years. This,
we believe, is rather old even for
circus joke, very few of which, even
in this country, have attained
greater age than ninety~six years.
Burlington Hoaokeye.
The Linderman dollar would
look we'll enough, Spikes says, if the
that designed it had
put q little more stufingSaroun
the eagles wishbone and had tied
up the chin of the factory girl who
is looking out the window on the
other side. Graphic, w t
A young gentleman saved his life
by an act of politeness. The steam
boat Magenta being crowded with
q young man gave his
chair to IN old gentleman and then
went forward. In less than three
the boiler blew up, and the
old gentleman was killed.
t"Be G. good boy and don't break
your mothers heart, for then you
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