The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-07-25

And all about the warehouse steps
Crassine and spiinterine ll through the doors:
To smash the patent stovesl
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EVERYDAY SPICERIES.
WHY is the village of Canandaigua
like red hair? Because it is.a little be-
yond Auburn Rome Sentinel.
pp,pNn ce ours IN Worcester
Co,,,,tr 10 s;~1v v,ore old and has ;,st,
OounSy - ses' sT--s, ~ II - =: .s-l
cut new SET OF teetn. he Is c0mp-
maker.-LoatsU Courier.
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F0r she is lived Cd IN H1 house where help wasn't hired
It's likely enough, but IN wager schooner
That II she'd had help, she'd have % diea , Al me
s0ope M.a..e Me.;ss, ;, hnoas
HEAT II q M1ue 9n y. Mosvp I :.amr;s 1sa:s
a newspaper alncle. lilosoP = Pn.S9y y
may pe sci put pdac1lcsalay s = = p.osooa aoso
I'VE OF tne piolounues' i'uo'snse
os.ce nePoo''ct'''. ,e. 4, q Z. q.
A HARTFORD entomoiogiss says snese =
are at least q IT. snousand ss,, kinos ol pugs -
tnaI Guy. inls VII gnve Sn1 sn tt..a auuA
OF Ine numper oi Doaiuii'e nou'0' s1-0' q
-Dano'ery Slse'0s.
fEssIMIsM. - scqulreIW ei,, Mrs Hlo-
6ies, not mucn 70 complain OF tnls u yeauI'
| never saw the fafm iook1 8. o.weh.'
Things grow as IN q not eeoa alne
oad Wea'ner ss5 wesAs' SUI. as'''.
COLONEL iNGERsoLL wept wnen ne
heard Lotta sing me ,s owees .csa9 ny.an1e 9s
| py may pe, Dut ne wouiu Swea. az =
ne coulo near tne yS younSS nlan Unsa1ss.s ~. sno
way play IL oii ah accoiueoi.'
hsx sy 'a6u acf e o Ill mundane spear
That thou shouldst use us such
At this hist time n the s1 yssr pot IN N awhile
And not Sd. psrboii a man right through his tilef
- : Trenton Gdasffe
TIE men who read the Declaration Of
Independence at Fourth 4f July cceele-
brations are generally bachelors. Mar
ried men are apt to look upon independ-
ence as . fraud. Cincinnati Sdtqwday
Night.
THE Cleveland Plain Dealer Is du-
thority for this: Firstfadv-" Why do
thew call those balls foulT' Second
| LADY, Don't know, unless because the
pesky things are continually flying over
! the fence.n
a Ia =, W ., wSns ss = ". a. W. Whppt L;nd
ueing II, o., saiI .1o siaup, mp. IT, H.
OF work askeu = i;aJ pys.snIoi ;;n;e.,t
oaoing scaooaSts iopIou Laos Sno ~ ,1L. ~;
caqo journal.
A COUNTRY woman who attended
psrnnr,,s . ms .hoyv IN ~ this c;tv boasted that
sha I had Cd m;IIed s;xtean co rs and walked
a;nht T 20. m,;Ias - the he ' c;tv hafore a WAGON
sterted In in tbs nrocess;on, = She wanted
TO . seo ~ tba show I z R;nohnmnton RepubIii-
oor ~ - '''o '-.S'' 2 ~ z
m,.:a-..,. :, soros
iaE ia.es. n's ssns'hel.a asony II = 'e'
Is a 'enuu. wa paau "a, ~ @ ,,.h,,r
j when R1 the q grass rsie grows rows over meiS
We can't saw positively who, but if the
cemetery fence is in the usual repair it
| will probably be the cow Hasukeyes
i PoErIc license is about as flexible as
repentance in time Of danger, but it
does seem as though it was taking q
mean advantage to make EphesiaHs
a rhyme with lower regions, As an ambi-
tious Contributor persists in doing.
/ Rrsnkfasf Tdble. 2 e s ~ s
Il aaNy organ wb;cb Is disabled from
performing ;ts Functions is paralvzed,
Tbis NAV he produced by oyertaxine
itn So saws a ouack medical advertise.
ment. If the writer means. hand
ORGANS. we must differ with him. No
2 amount Of oyertaxing on earth would
raralyze one.--N Norsoih BuE5etin. sas,
pnon,sson sw,vr ooes r;obt On d;s.
: ooras;nr n r'c Comets q anpsrently @ nnm;ndfnl
tha fsct thst III asrth ,,. ;s anrroachino
- insa e @~S VA ~ al tha - snn n and that
- c;SSe pat - III I;ohIe IL occnr d
Srn oernio ,ao,,ant II his nerves hold don't ont he
msv az ~ maIe some yery wonderful ais
n nnzar;as T Il n;cht sor twn = Rock.sfe,
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