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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19
Solving n Murder My.tsry.

SALEM, Nj. Jan. ls.-About eighteen months
ago Mrs. Diiks, housekeeper Tor Johh Lloyd farmer
living at Pennsvillc this place ~as murdered and
hor bciy rss terribly niutl,tee The murder remained
a IN, story until lew days ago lhcn erfAn iats ~sTe
disclosed leading to the arrest o cOolso man N We
employ Of Mr. Lloyd. the inurierer lhe evidence ~
Y ~ s. was 70 ob,sio messy 70 MA DilSS pysssasa
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19
The Billiard rournament.

NEW ORLEANS. Jan. lS.-In the billiard tour
nam.ni 10 night, ninth game, sexton made on and sns
son 34s The largest runs Sexton 49, 1874 and no,
sosson. o. 81, aud o. AysIage-sexton 30 the largest
on record) slosson IsH The last game OF the touIlA
nsnt wil bs plAyed tomorrow by Sexton and DAILY.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19

The rccoverv oi Mrs Margaret Dark in ths
',lnners street hosiita who iiroia ire escape
te trd .torv 90 = li,ur -te,t iss fica, morning.
- rerailet Ir, 1i,e ffit u.tnu. in hundred
.'N"r tr'rt si'n a, lh' report lat Nr- i'rs had
lee .f'Hn >''' inUnr'' Hs- that regarding her
own nal tier IN shan. u..uItit.f The "htfv thu
uni', hioft - .,i .hc Lad uu.rr, He'd vIt her hus-
uand. ana aiterwAri iinprt ron thr urc escape.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19

PUlBLo, ,pl Jan. IA rich discovery was
naa- the ith inst al t Gaula mines short lis
t.a," a.; this cr,. Nj Mlun. ap old prospecor.
'-' a. lode oi w,h assay. si2pri in sold aud 81.
lr' u -lis lNrrc ~ lteucnt IN camp,
at .,rl uoiy - rusins 10 the OF the new dIs
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19
Death Of "a French Deputy.

PANS, Jan. is.-M. AlcNandro-R Reu6 Dethou.
Republican memh,r ot the ChHmbr oi Deputies is deHd'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19

Detective James Otonnor ~ Jersey City was
nIud lNlstrrIusi. ,.rtis in HDpknSS lrroum IA II
,naa4e lit" Nc>'etdly. and Justice Davis sentenced
han tn ten dlrs W 10, ~, Prison lie u t. be dismissed.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19
Alfonso. Marriage Not, he Postponed.

M,sHINGToN. Ian. Isl; ls- boon officially
'sinfd taHt fhrir " ~ Doc pD.tpunfm,nf U th.
n- h"ftt i'-uf'i or H., niurra.e oi ,ue ki.s
oi >rAin--ialn'lF, t.n ..
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19

Fifteen fish vendrrs who wcrc blowing tin
horns early Nosterd mornills Luc ~ tacl hg
Justice k.nrrti
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19
co.r ~, r4s oovrfruoS or ft. csrroL. fsotUplsG
i,NiNG orr oRoyNps. A'

Total -. tt'~'i-n
Mr. E,ole-inr introduced in the Senate n hill
- authorize the Canal Commissioners or the
Commissioner Of Public Works. to practically
test, on the Erie Canal. Bakers singlc-rall sys-
tenn IL steam towagr In consideration Tor tho
expenditure 10y IN" State for this test onc-auar-
ter of the annual profits Of the operation of tho
system is to h. paid to the State. and the original
expenditure. with interest. returned to the
treasury.
Mr. Robinson from tho Judiciary Committee.
reported favorably the resolution proposing an
amendment To section D. article d, of the consti-
tuition.
Mr. THAN introduced resolution In the
House that the Committee on Cities report with
in thirty days. by bill or Otherwise. meas
ure tc compel tho New York Elevated RAJ
road Company and the Gilbert Elevated Rail
road Company To complete their roads, and to
run their trains thereon. The resolution was
tabled.
Mr.. Douglass introduced hin 20 abolish tho
Board of Excise and Great" a bureau OF excise
III the Mayors offlcr. Brooklyn.
H. the Assembly communication war re-
ceiyed from the Auditor in reply ip the rc@olu-
tiOn nf tn" House asking the probable cost Il
maintaining the Eric. thum.lHin. aud Oswego
canals in the event OF the abandonment - tolls
on those canals. He SAYS that It would amount
tO Sjjl. .T6s.l 6 per year or about one seventh OF
IA mill tax on each dollar Of estimated value for
1881.
Both the senate and the Assembly adjourned
until Monday evening.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19

POLICE Commissioner Henry Bischoff Of Ho-
dren.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19

Imported English grain waterproof lace shoes.
BToadway.-Adp.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1878-01-19
w-n,her Onice Prediction
JOTTINGS .iHOUr TOWN.

.rmAr. clear. or partly cioudv weather. light
,rlN wiu.s ard stNu1nAry a. iilh..s barometer
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
GREAT INDUCEMENTS l
FOR THE NEXT SIXTY DA

FOR THE NEXT SIXTY DAYS May be found at of the Oldest and Best Galleries in the State. Four card Photographs for 0O: do $1.25; 12 do $200 TwJ Cabinets for S1 50 do 8 00 Large size for framing, $125, duplicates same soc Tintypes all sizes and prlces. The above guaranteed tc be as good as can be had in the County. Copying and enlarging speciality Frames. Passapartouts, Cases, Mats, stereoscopic Views with Instruments on hand
 J. L. JUDD.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
TINE WONDERFUL EGYPTIAN BLOOD -PURIFiEiii.
 NHEEEAR

This lrscos,,paru6Ie DEPURATIYE is q To1Cerf,sE ALTERAT1YE, TONIC, DT- URETIG, DIAPHORETIC, aud IPER4- ENT: combining riFtUes tc!sich reHd"'. tt incGIHa6te aud sleeer-fntting, mad Ly its continued Wse sgiH thoroughly r.adi- cGte att diseases of the 6iOod. It's fagTc- dients are Of q purely hGrDsIess e.rfrGc- lion, the products gathered From remote hgyEIt.iGn Prori,,cess Gnd ,chere thers i' teIn, it neUcT fails iR ejeefinD fhHt disenSo through tue 1mediWnr or the Skin, Or Cc- polling it through the 2t0ny and rarious chanmeIs Of the body, thereby aIicIrinO, and, indeed, TOrcinO GH the OrgdHs iS'to their proper nOrn.6t aud JHncttonGt con- comriItce qnU patient tIsiIig it. or i3s un- doubted reliability and scOndcrTif! cUr, - tice properties, tt 6etn1, most unqWc't'ot- and the JreGtest discOUeTy or the f,rosent age, isI the treatment or eresy disease seat of the lesion or disorder, sWcI. as ECROFULA aud the thoILSaId' aud ors causes tIs0t lead to this terrible 0dficSiOn, Of Ichich 0I ciriltEed cOIsIKIts1litieS are cOOniSant, for BibIicaL Truth has ussert- cd thNt the " Sins Of the Iath0Ts sh0U Sisit eveH tsrt9 % ~ ths mtrd S t GHd IoTrsh gsn5 ENFEEBLED CONSTITUTIONS tt ts . P0,ceTJML Tet"UesGtO1, causing fhe ,rrecI'
 FoT: CUTANEO US DISEASES, URIN- 66STTTsSESs D1sVHSShs ITTR IND KfDNHY y COMPLAINTS, GENERAL AND NERT- GLANDULAR ENLARG EMENTS, RFI- THELIOMATOU CANCER, HCURVY, 4 FFECTIONS OF THE BONES. INDO- LENT ULCERS, FEMALE COM PLANTS fund to the 0entLer seq it Is c boon IOng sought for by senSttive, suscep- tibIe, and deticGte females, as tt tGkeS direct action 4pOe MeiT 0itHneSats) AND ALL FORMS OF CHRONIC DISEASE IN WHICH THE BLOOD IS THE SEAT OF THE TROUBLE, tt fS tnV0IssGbI0. 4 perseverGnOe trith this remedy sV'H prOvO n pOsitiUe aud Dernt0nent cssrs Ior CELLS aud PETERS and 0u MALA- RIAL POISONS.
 ThOUsG1ads Of Testimonials attest thO tr1sth Of these clGims.
 Price, One DOItGr, SN large bOttGep Or Rioe bottles. &R.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
BRONCHITIS AND LUNG AFFECTIONS.
 TRACHEON.

4 sIiOht sO-e0ILed cold SCiII ofstIHsOe lead to q serious cough, SChich, sIsse0red for Or badly tre0ted, stMst h0Ue bWt one 9esesLt-it must eVeTfISnte ih e settled e0ss Of BRONCHITIS, OT tch0t iS tcOrsr, thS deadly CONSUMPTION. To 0U sWrert1g z from hGr0ssi4ag cough and eSPecforGtIO", , GermsumeTt relief. It OWOnseNts rGpcesO rnti0M, 0nsS eMGbses the pGtts mt to eePO1 thGt terribly septic deposit, sCh ieh, q EJt 4UithOMt jtGGiciOuS treHtDseHf, S5sSsSt com 91stsnicate its poison 10 the VesfcssIGr Ss.o- stance Of the lang, degemer0fiS'g aud de- Str0uinO tHdt most eSSeHft0t OT oTO0Hss and tsLtins0tes only iSt Gn carIy ond Uh- tim.eEy de0th. TRACHEON has HO eIt'dt, n1tlsch less superior, dHd its "se tciIt nOt onEv Se1aoee fhe deposit, thereby aHOriinG 0reGt TeItef, but heals fhe 9SseHtbT0Ia0 aud ieaUes fhe f1atient iM pOsseSsiOss or heGIthO lang tisSIse.
 PriOe,- Fifsy Cents per bottle, Or stS keEkLes. $2. 50,
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
DYSPEPSIA. GASTRON.

GASTRON $ e safe, speedy, sad pool ffVe care for th0t most depressing or aSL. Nse1ats, and brtef cOSsrse of trcatns esss SVtIg restore the dtOestiOe OrOGnS to tlbetr priS- tine strength, and promote the ho0Iehw action Of the StO1btGch 0nd iNtcSttSaeS. The nervous irrit0OiIitv Of literary assd aU persons pWrsWinQ q sedentGrH HTsS tS speedily renaoUed by this 000Fst. Inc stomach iS restored to he1Ifh aud th0 kSH- ssOte Of the system SViu once more rc1pOnd f9t fhe DerfOrnGGnce or lObOr.
 Price, One Dollar, tsS large bOStISs Or @Sp bottles, SS.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
TERMS FOR 1878 QnoludingGpostage)
strictly in Adyanc
CIIIRS.

discount of twenty per cent. will be allowed to
 clubs of four more persons. Thus four copies of Blackwood CT of one Review will be sent to one ad-
 dress for $2S0 four copies of the four Reviews and Backwood for $4s, and so on. To clubs of ten or more. in addition to the above
 discount copy gratis will be allowed to the geter- | up of the club.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
Cheshire Nursery

. STABLISHED 1884. Apple Trees 2 and years E old, strong and vigorous, $24 % per hundred; cents each. Pear, standard 3years, frstass 60 cts and years. extra strong [nbrous rooted cents to $l 0O. Crescent Seeding Strawberry, S2OO yer en. Norway Spruce the best for Screens aa.d wind. breaks at low prices, by the dozen or hundred Other fruit trees, vines and ornamentals in great variety Trees and plants delivered in Waterbury free~of charge. Send for catalogue.
 N.s. PLATT,
 aa-sm z@{6o 2 Cheshire conn.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
SHEPAUG RAILROAD.
Commencing Dec. 3d, 1877,

Commencing Dec. Sd, 1877,
 UPWARD.
 lO.OU A. M. Mixed Train from Danbury, connecting at Bethel with train leaving South Nor walk at 9-30 a. m., arrival of 8.05 a. m. Express train from New York; at Hawey- vile with tram leaving Bridgeport at 10 10 a. m., on arrival of. 933 8. m. Express train from New Haven.~ Arrives at Litch- field at 2.15 p.
 SATURDAYS special train will leave Bethel at 730, D m., arrival of 6.2 p. m. train from South Norwalk, connecting with Train leaving New York at 4.40 p. m. Will also connect at Bethel with train leaving Dan bury at 615 p. m. aud at Hawleyville with Housatonic train leaving Bridgeport at 6 O0p. m. connecting from New Haven at 528 D. m. Also with train leaving Pitts field at 200 p. m. Arrives at Litchfeld at 1000 p. m.
 DOWNWARD. 800 P. M Mixed Train from Litchfeld for Danbury arriving at 705 D. Saturdays runs to Bethel only) Will connect at Haweyvile for Bridgeport, New York, and New Ha- Bridgeport at 8. 30 p. m.: New York 10 0.29 p.m., New Haven 11.52 p. m. Will con meet at Bethel for South NorWalk, arriving at 9,20 p.
 4.30 P. M. Sunday Milk Train from Litchfield for Danbury, arriving at 753 p. m. Will Con. meet at HawIeyville with Housatonic train for Bridgeport and New Haven; at Bethe for South Norwalk and New York.
 c. H. PLATT, Superintendent. Fec. Sd, 1877.. 9.tf
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
PREMIUMS.

New subscribers (applying eary) for the year 1878 may have, without charge the numbers for the last quarter of 1877 of such periodicals they may sub scribe for.
 Or instead, new subscribers to any two, three, or four of the above neriodicals, may have of the -four Reviews" for 1877 subscribers to all five may hove two of the four Reviews" or set of Black woods Magazine for 1877,
 Neither premiums to subscribers nor discount to clubs can be allowed unless the money is remitted d rect to the publishers No premiums given to clubs To secure premiums it will be necessary to make earIv application the stock available for that pur pose is limited
 THE LEONARD SCOTT PUBLISHING co
 fl Barclay Street. New York.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
PROPkIEi'Ili.E M MEDiCIN ' '. <;
DIR. CHANDLER, F.R.S.A.,
Late Physician 10 st. Georges and st. BsrthOlo. news Hospitals, London. Curator e
 St. Elizabeth's, etc.

Afrer years Of the psost enborTc'IS rr- se0Tch ntd iupexti00fiOR, and 0Tfcr Hs practical application tm tyeGfRtcnf z" ih''H- enntis of 91ntiemfS, Geo. Ch0ndfPr, .G :. MD. 9lolc preseIliS to the -I'WerirH" Ps'1- lic tKe f0EfOIriHO remedies, his Sof~ diS- cOreS'y Gnd property, tie eHic6cg CT ,rhics' is atfeSted th the roIWnninO"s q1"nfif" oC suffering aud discouraged patients, sTh- hGVe mOf only Teceired reiieJ 0Md 6e1rTt from thetr continued ttse, b"f h6rc bCrIi SGdicGLIy cured or ttilNpseJifs and chs-oIs'r complaints, Gchtch hace bPeII "dj j1'fDcf hY tte most eslEisseIIt 1DIbysicians as koE,eicSS.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
PILES. HemOnhOids.
 PEEON.

Many causes tend tO produce thiS rOGM. fHI and distressing stGte. The blood tS qEse of dTa stic pasT0atiues tends to produce cOngestiOs Of the bOtceIs, torpid 0cttON Of the IiUeT, aud 9tSserOats other o0stsos arc the source of thts cOntpLGtSt, aud hitherto 4sothinO efectmGC has been 7Dresentod Co the public, achick qeO1CLd TuptdIy 0Heciute sy1n ptOItS and ultimately prove 0N eject iUe cure. I9e PILLOW ace huUe e remedy 4rIich not only acts. atnnOst tssstas.tIV, btit ariLL reaoUe the largest tIsTtorS 0T fhe p0rts (PtIes) by GbsOTpttOt, and 11'6nY tShe haUe TecciCcd Ssot ONIy beIaeJat, bst h0ce been radically cured, hdVe been Gssursd (prior to qGSiTGO this tTeGtneerGtJ bg eht- 9tent surgeons thGt the only reIteT they opesution, Gitd resnorin0 tt or thens IFot'S ed the k. fais re'nedy bGS 6eSs. nciisG scith deliOgtt, dnd Is 3lOtU prescribed bN 4rt0Hy pFdctiSIsg phySiciGnS, t0hO arc c0g- sIizant Of its merits, as tho Onty kWoS0sS sure cure fOr PILES.
 Price, Fifty Ce''ts'PeT pGekG0O, OT StS
 THE ABOVE REMEDIES LRW thorough iM the erGdic0fiOII or fhe dt0sr- esst aud UarioMs nsaIadies GiossoMsJsatra, 0SeI GTe tIse TesstIt or 316tt0Sst, seorehtN0, I0bOriOMs, Gnd scte"fiFc tnSssftgastOm1 eS,sSrGe'mg a.. sG pes.Ga 0J '''"''V Ve"rS' '''
 IF the specific directions are eoas sttecg ' ness to tHeir rriGt;re ssesifs, dad corroS- Or0te eVeTU GssertiOn. Wherc hhcre are saasay cOnf'ticGtions Of disease, asad ps... be pleased to OiVe aU iWTOrnaattOH, and tre0t by letter # HecessaTy.
 DeScriptice and EDPtaW"tory CircSS- L0r or the 0bOVe remedies Seht ca roreapa of ssGn.p; r the PkOPRT ETA IT MEDICINES are stOt Oh s0le at Vs,.s. EGrttcHEGs' dr"Ogist's, send OrSsors e
 DIR. CHANDLER,
 1479 groedvsg waw-York City.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine

B-These Reprints NOT SELECTIONS they give the oriei IN FULL, and at about ONE THIRD the price of the English Editions.
 The latest advances and discoveries in the arts and sciences the recent additions to knowledge in every department of literature, and all the publications they issue from the press, fully reported and discussed in the pages of these periodicals, in lan guage at once clear, forcibe and comprehensive. The articles commonly more condensed and full of matter than the average books of the period
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
CLIPPINGS.

s4 t F q
 March came in like a lion-a British lion.
 Every dove has cote and every dog pants.
 ''They all duet" is quite for-twolitious
 Strange that ice is not harvested with an ice sickle.
 ''This suspense will kill me-" Montana man said when he was being hung.
 Meanness sometimes makes saint. Some men are good only because it costs money to be wicked. s.T ~* +
 Men are frequently like tea the real strength and goodness are not properly drawn out until they have been in hot water.
 A Kansas school committee promptly reject. cd an applicant for a teachers position because he spelled bumble-bee with an ''h."
 Dr. Lindernan, of the mint says the new silver dollar is to be a coin of Glow relief. ' It's what they call base relief, isn't it.?
 The George Washington sociable. of men who could not tell lies, was abandoned. The only guests who came were two insurance agents.
 Emile Honitilion, Texas lawyer, is to be hanged for just shootfhg another lawyer. They will hang man for almost anything in Texas.
 The Senate having restored the franking privilege, 1t is now in order in the interests of economy, to cut down the salaries of the postal clerks.
 From the dark inuendoes of some of the pa- pers we are led to infer that Eaton and drink m go together in the Senate. Are we very wrong?
 The mud was so deep on Munson street yesterday that people in that section had to turn up their coat collars to keep them clean.-Dandury Neacs. #F
 Some school girls in Pennsylvania were at- tackled bI rattlesnakes and frightened them away by Haunting their red petticoats Dear, dear why didn't Eve think of that?
 A negro teamster in Nashville declares that ne must either give up driving mules or with draw from the church, the two positions being incompatible.
 ! Sunday was such balmy day that men were to be seen lying on the grass in the cemetery. They were probably in the employ of some ca tarrh doctor.
 Mot guilty but ought to be hanged" was the form in which a bigamist, inwhose favor a technical point had been successfully raisedB was acquitted by a jury in Chester, Pa.
 Jackson papers are boosting about two loco motives being put together in two hours and fifty minutes at that place. We once saw two engines put together near thisplacein less than five seconds.-Mississtppi Cearson.
 The report that Sunset Cox is to be made ed itor of a new comic weeklyin New York seems to dispose of the rumor that he has been en- gagged as principal clown in Barnum's circus
 A Syracuse clergyman wanted to compro- mise with parishioners whovolunteered to give him donation visit, by giving them orders on a restaurant for one hundred oyster stews.
 The worst we ever heard-What is the dif- ference betwen man struck with amazement and leopard's tail One is rooted to the spot, and the other is spotted to the root.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
Naugatuck Railroad.

Naugatuck Railroad. ~ ommencing June 18th, 1877, trains will leave 7.05 A. M.-Freight Train for Bridgeport. 7.30 A. M. Passenger trains for Bridgeport, ,and
 ing at Bridgeport with Express
 trains to New York; at Waterbury
 for Hartford. ssa4-ss- 4.50 .M.-Milk train ithpassenger carattached
 connecting at Bridgeport with ex-
 press train to New York, also with
 steamboat leaving Bridgeport at II
 p. Ill. (Saturdays excepted). On
 Sundays, milk train leaves Bridge
 port for Winsted at 700 a.. m., re-
 turning leave Litchfeld at
 s4.35 p. m.
 FOR TWISTED.
 1O50A. N. 12.19 4.5O 715 P. M. WATERTOWN G WATERBURY R. R. Trains leave Watertown at 7.35 A. M., and 1. .45 P. M., connecting with passenger trains to New York and Hartford.
 Leave Waterbur, al Il .36 a. m and 6.35 p. m., on arrival of trains from New York Stages to and from Litchfeld connect with all trains at Litchfeld station. . Thomas stage for Bethlehem and Morris leaves Watertown daily.
 Stages for Woodbury, Harwinton, Otis, Cole brook, and Goshen connect with 1910 a. m tram from Bridgeport.
 A Discount of cents made to Passengers par. chasing Tickets at the Office.
 GEO. ". B EACH Superintendent. Bridgeport. June 25th. 1877.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
1 Reliable Evidence,
GIVES HEALTH, STRENGTH. AND APPETITE.

My daughter has received great benefit from the use of VEGETINE, Her declining health was source of great anxiety to all her f. tends. A few bottles of vkaETINE restored her health, strength, and appetite
 N. Fl, TILDEN, Insurance and Real Estate Agent,
 No. 49 Sears Building, ~. .E.... Iit Boaton. Maae.
Litchfield enquirer., 1878-03-28
DIR. CAAMDLER

l479 Bpoedwrg waw-YorE City.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-10-17
Parssis or K.ewIedge.

The latest Montreal Herald supplies the fol-
lowing as "the latest" in reference to an expa-
triated Hibernian =
Pat.-Have We liver a letter for me, yer honor
Urbane Oficial.-What namei
Pat.-Why, my own name, Oy coorse; whose
elsei
Official, still urbane.-What is your namei
Pat.-Faix, an it was me fathers before me
an would be yet only he's dead.
Official, not quite so Unconstitutional You,
what do You call yourselfi
Pat, firmly.-Bedad, call myself gentle
man, it's pity there isn't couple of us.
Official with dignity.-stand back;
me letther.
Official, sternly.-How can give it to you, if
you won't tell me who you aref you stupid bog
trotter.
Pat, satirically.-Is that what yer ped for, ould
boy-abusing honest people that comes for their
rghtsi gil me my letther, or, be the whiskers of
Kate Karney's cat I'll cast my vote agin you
when get me papers.
Official, very nearly angry.-You laundering
blockhead, can't you tell me how your letter is
addressedf
Pat, contemptously.-Dressed how should it
be dressed, barrin q sheet o. paper like any 9th
er come, hand it up, avic.
Official, angry.-Deuce take you, won't you
tell me who you are
Pat, furiously-Well, I'm an Irishman bred
and born, seed, breed, and gineration; me ia Their
was cousin to one-eyed Larry Magra, the process
sarver, an my mother belonged to the Moneys
of Kilmanaizy. You're an ignorant ould disci-
pie, an you'll only creep out ov yer hole, I'll
welt you like q new shoe. Av you got any more
satisfaction out O. me, me names not Barney
O'Flynn.
Satisfied Oficial.-Oh! that's Your name, is
iti Shuffies letters, deals one to Barney, who
cuts.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-10-17
A Case Of Scare.

The Cleveland Herald tells the following good
story about one of those troublesome little imps
of brightness that scatter sunshine and music
through many household. 1t will do to local.
ize almost any where:
friend of ours has an "equal, undivided in
terest" in a charming piece of personal property,
abright-eyed, intelligent little girl of five sum.
mers' experience, who rejoices in the name of
"Alice." In the family is a servant girl whose
horror is rats, and who CHANGING on one Of the
long tailed animals in the cellar, makes a most
un-Chinese stampede, shouting "ratsp'
Alice sleeps in n crib, low that, placing
one foot on the inside of it, she can easily spring
in. few evenings since, her mother was at
tending her to bed, when she said: .'Mamma, do
you know how get to bed quick" "No," was
the reply. "Well," said Alice, in great glee, 81
step one foot over the crib, and then say ra IS,
and scare myself right imp If any ''ive year
olds" can beat that, trot "'em out"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-10-17

SEAsoNABLE.-If you haven't anything on
your mind, and Your ears are open to catch
sounds of morning life, you will see his wife fol-
low him down to the gate and hear her call af-
ter him:
"Don't forget to bring up half bushel of
peaches! And can't you get the plums, too
And there's the sugar-get ten pounds. Oh, yes,
want gallon of vinegar, and some brandy.
You may bring up two melons, and the cloves,
cinnamon and nutmeg. Hold on, Henry! Don't
forget the half-bushel of pears. must have 'em
to-day. And, while you are at the market, why
not bring up the Siberian crab-apples :"
He gets half block away, and she raises her
voice and calls:
"Oh, Henry don't forget to bring up three
dozen quart cans "a You come r'-Dstroit Free
Press.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1878-10-17

THIRTY-SIX 0'CLoCK.-ln the town of Med.
ford, Mass, famous for its vintage of the still,
there is an individual who sometimes publicly
exhibits its effects, and also, in close proximity
to each other, three town clocks, of sonorous
and emphatic sound when heard upon the mid
night air. Not long ago the individual was
strenuously meandering homeward, when the
voice of time sounded in his tympanum, and
went on with regular strokes until the three
clocks had followed each other in succession
Bracing himself up defantly, he calculated
"ThIrty-six O'Clock! Keep on. I've been out
later than that. -PrOrideRce Journal