The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1878-07-11
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When is literary work like smoke -?
When it comes In Volumes. 100
An attached couple that are always
separated-A pair of shears. -a----
Sixty wolves have been killed in Wa
SEGA county, MINI, this season.
! Novor o,;ya ,wav to desnair for dos
ro;r will never Give wav to von.s =.
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Inc mys.eriesa ao.s ol sre om5 honuoe. ,uopre. Ahe
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Pashi-bazouk as, MEANS nsno neaueu'
alo ene nanie was gwen 'leih iii ior ieoh- t'
less rle'ing. 80 .,
An unsuccessful lover was asked by
what means he lost his divinity: "Aias!
cried he, 81 fiattered her until she got
700 proua 10 SPEAK " me. .E .-fa f,tl
The following .excruciatlng conundrum
is calculated to throw pail OF glow, over
the most hliarlous gatherlng:-What 1s
the difference between "seil and
riddle? Because one Is the hoax (oaks)
and the other conundrum (acorn under
'em.) .. .......,s 4...... ............
Tea was first introduced into Europe
in 1860 by the Dutch East Indla
Company, and tnen only as a curiosity,
showing the nature OF the herb so uni
versally used by the Chinese in the pre-
paration of their so~much loved bever-
age. .....
Last year Missouri editor offered his
paper one year for the largest watermel-
on. The offer has not been repeated
this season: Instead OF doubling up
his subscription, list by the grand
scheme, the melons did nothing Dut
double up the editor.
Cherry rum refuse thrown into the
yard by Bangor woman was eaten by
turkeys that apparently died from the
effects. After being plucked they were
thrown into heap on the grass. On the
next morning they were found walking
around the yard in undress. .. "
Are you trying TO raise q mustacne,
my son 2" kindly inquired a heavily
whiskered father. the other morning.
ohsornino tba yonno man ecranino his
go Wy. s,l.oo S - a. ba;r oS1,rrht
lace III uhe place WhoIe VIC nan ouSho
to grow. Yes, Sir, replleu tne poy,
"since you failed, it's about all l can
.raise " ,.-5r
"A ferslan ueaier III curiosiCies Has
been condemned to two months lmprls-
onment by the Liverpool bench of magis-
trates for an assault 11pon his wife Ma
ILL Th;s foIIoyrer of tb q ,,ronbat t;ed
,,o"i ti,o LonJa n'9 of i Wotiido haiind ber ond
then. having tied her feet, struck her
twelve heavy blows on the soles with a
niece of horn. l.. IN.
"not onn o ho1,s on uyos ston
ali; oUU "nJ oo .1T.oea oro zoo srooIt T
Tano,,t T1t,9 wy, no,, on1 No 1aroor ." UNo s;r
tha aTSr 1arao 9~a ouas S ars oil sold Customer
stortad u o off Tne en arc cot W as s far 10 tbe door
-, tho lei, oa1iod oftar lin. a. T,ooL
hana sttu Str.nnan taLo ona 90 these snoiI
heils for uenr oow % and vou won't have
baif tho tronhle in f;ndinS ba,. for when
"a, beor ber helI Won viii aIways know
Sba non,t ha for offn The customer
boucht the hell ~ ~. 'O'> =,
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miss Green is regular blue;
MI Ml'S g scarlet LOOKS Psie as e NY, w.
And Miss Wiseman thinks all the mon silly;
Miss Wright she is constantly wrong,
Miss .Tickell, alas is not funny, ... .
MISS singer nee @ wayGiea M;ns nS SUpg, M r,orov.