Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-10-24
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, him.
e A kind of timber 60 which there is n
;. further call-summer board.
e Now that milk tree has been discoye,
Z ed the COW can be cream mated.
Talk about Chinese ways that are dark
Why, there are over one hundred miles Q
I tunnel in Great Britain.
Philadelphia belle is said to hay
been asked in marriage a hundred times
marrying the hundretlth man. The res
go around singing, Il am one of the Nine
ty-and-nine.'
Always be careful about mist: kiae ;
sleeping poodle for door-mat A New
Jersey man made the mistake the othe]
day, and hasn't got over it Yet.
Il sigh for one glance OF your rye.'
warbled an impecunious fellow as he wan.
dered into leading saloon few days ago
lie got but ''glance," his range OF vision
being suddenly transferred to the outer
air.
The Bank of Nevada has just carried
over S5.OOO.0O0 to the reserve fund.- If we
carried over that much to our reserve
fund we should have no money left to do
business with.
A Buffalo physician recommends cham
payne as preventive Of yellow fever. and
the BuflalOnians who used to sneak in the
back door of saloons now boldly walk in
the front entrance. Thus far not single
case Of yellow fever has occurred in Buf-
tilO.
Arthur (who has been listening with
breafhless interest to one of grandpapa's
Bible stories): ''And were you in the ark.
grandpa, along O. Noah and the rest of
'em?' Grandpapa Indignantly: mo.
sir. Certainly not!'' Arthur: Then
how was it you wasn't tdrowned?''-PuncA.
What to him was love or hope? What to
him was joy or care?
Tie stepped on plug of soap the girl had
LETT on the topmost stair.
And Ills feet flew out like wild. fierce
things,
And he struck each stair with sound like
drtim;
And the girl below, with the scrubb;ng
things,
Laughed like the fiend to see him come.
-ErcAange.
The business man who thinks that "a
few lines on the local side occasionally is
all the advertising he needs. is twin broth
er to the man who covered the back door
Of f'apIs p1or r,H hoHse With eolored poster am
ing to hold plate of cake. a saucer oi 'ce-
cream and cup Of coffee in his lap they
knit their brows and think there Is Il ms
fake somewhere. and that a young man
knees should have been made like oea-
yer's tail. flat as shingle, eight lnches
wide. and turned fiat side up.
"Forget thcc:' wrote young man 10
his girl-.forget thee! When the eai1h
forgets TO revolve; when the stars forge'
to shine: when the rain torgets TO fall :
when the flowers forget to bloom; 'nen.
and not till then, will | forget thee! "
Three months later he was going 10 see
another girl, with wart on her nose ana
$4,000.
The thrill Of rapture which passes thro'
A man when pretty girl puts her pretty
arms around his neck and kisses nm. IS
not precisely the same rs the feeling wi'ich
t.kcs possession of him when he rolls up
his sleeves to wash in the morning ana
ascert:,ns that there is no water IN TIC
pitcher.
A scrawny looking individual came into
the Office the other morning, to adVer''se
his wife who had left him. that people
should not trust her on Ills account. lie
asked the bookkeeper the price. and when
told said in some surprise: lis thatso:
Why. that's what paid to advertise my
first wife. l thought prices might nave
come edown.,'-Dstroit Free Press.
A district attorney, who was cross-ex-
amino a doctor on criminal trial, ex'
c,,;med. petulantly. "A doctor should nc
able to give his opinions without mis-
iakes,, s.He is as we'll able as lawyer,
retorted the doctor. "A doctors mistakes
are buried six feet under the ground saie
the LAWYER. .sAnd lawyers are some
times hung six feet above H. fespoi'oe'
the doctor.
Ata recent trial OF liquor case the VIII
ness on the stand was under examination
ne to what he hat seen in the defendant
lomicile. which he sa he had visited =
number of times" ibid you ever see an.
. sn;rits there. or anything you regarded q
sn;r;.s 80 asked the presiding justice
: ..why, yes-I don't know but l nave
vas the reply of the witness. "Do yo
know what kind of spirits?' "Yes.
..How do you knows Il kinder smel
\ IT,. well, now," said the judge, straight
. ening himself for the convincing answer
which he supposed would be given wi
Won please tell me what kind OF spirits
wasp ..Spirits O turpentine! 7!
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