The New York herald., 1878-01-13
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Sir Alexander T. Gait, of Montreal is at tho GIlsey
House.
Senator Stanley Matthews, OF Ohio, is at the Brec.
WORT House.
The new English cavalry sword will have solid
instead OF q basket hit.
,sH. A. I.m-Twced did not 60 10 college; he was
educated ut Do.the-boys-ha
Bourbereen Is tho Hindoos' god of riches. He Is
also the Kontucky god OF rchos
The ladies' club London bo called the Russell
Why didn't they call it the Busssllf
W. +. Chandler, the Andy Garvey OF lator rcpubli.
canism, believes all that he confcsses
A medical journalist says that lunaties never cry.
Brother Shearman has that satisfaction, anyway.
pretty Paris girl every day ecas hack horses with
sugar and cake Like sensible horses, they love her
Much praise Is beng bestowed by European soldiers
upon the singular and Ingenious character OF tho
Plevna redoubts.
At tho central auction mart in Paris there great
Of articles Of luxury. showing that Parish.
ans are .swceding out"
The fashion England is to organize parties which
will make excurslons'to battle fields in the East as
soon as hoslilites cease.
The Springfield Republican wishes TO know who will
care for Chandler now Sure enough; lots have some
light IRON this Chandler.
The Sandusky Register speaks OF Zach Chandler as
ia horse of another color" You mean that he Is
'stbe hair Of the dog that bit him.
Tho Pope says that he was never much of an as.
tronomer until lac became old and he iaughingy as.
serted the other day tha: his rheumatism makes him
see even at noon.
The Mobile Register says that Apranam Lincoln was
q bloody buroon Well, but semmes, Of Alabama,
was q. Ahl we forgot; IL Is not csncil,atory to
speak i'll of Southern man.
A Scotch schoolmas,er having repeatedly and at
last angrly demanded OF tho pupils "Who signed
Magma Charta?" little girl tremblipgiy replied,
s'Pieasc, sir, 1t was na me-"
At Paris theatres professional laughcrs are en-
ploycd. Not long ago, the programme OF a theatre
being anged, Of these professional aughcrs mado
an uproar a very serious place.
Tho journals announce that this season more than
the ordinary number Of brides Is being given away
We protest against this phrase. Tho give away In
many marriages IS on the mans part.
Whenever crown prince visits another country
and spends his time looking at tho actresses IL Is
gravcy announced that his journey is made Tor tho
purpose OF studying agriculture and science.
! An Irish soldiers hat fell overpoard and ne ro-
ported tho fact 10 the captain. Tho latter replied
that he could not stop the vessel but that he would
make II nick in the rail at the place where It fell
Mr. Gladstone says that Homer had no distinct con-
ccpon OF light green. IL was because OF this fact
that his motner-inaw used 10 boil up all her old
green wells and put them before him for spinach.
Cincinnati Enquirer:-"It Is said that the long but
honest and unsophisticated, legs OF Unclo jimmy
Williams used by The Indianapolis Ring as pair
OF ongs to pull the early Convention chestnut OF
the crc."
German military critics say that Germany could
easily invade England with 800 600 troops without
serious opposition from the English feet II is a
facf of boo
caused great Joy In Berlin.
"Dau."-Wc cannot decide between the merits OF
Levy and Arbuckle us cornet players Arbucxlc has
been calico the "cassicaI. Certainly Levy in-
| spires more popular enthusiasm Both, however,
have taken lessons from GABRIEL
The Shah is wise ruler, who Is doing more for Per
sin than many European rulers are dong for their
countries. He Is building roads, gnting his Streets
reforming the law and commercial codes. ana estab
lshing SO good postal service that girl may get
| eltcr from her lover every morning.