The Centre reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, 1878-03-21

what IN the difference between N
hungry man and . gluttonf One longs
90 eat, tho other eats too long,.
"I can't undertake., wife. 10 gratify oil
your whims; il would be - mneh ns my
! life Ia worth" "Oh, sir, that's nothing.
Twas ever thna from shlldhccd'a aour
We've soen onr fondest hopes oeoAy-
Toe Are went cot the batters sour
We cant have buekwheEt cakes to-day
"It In feared that the extreme cold
has -" You know the rest Same
old wall about peach buds..-Defroh
Free Press.
A man died in Austin, New, from the
effects OF swallowing n ANAL particle OF
egg aheIl. which lodged I'm nn intestine
and lacerAted H.
sava Gensrhl Lo sDac,
We ahMIl tloEeF have luck
I To gut rid 0f the nAti0nni pueheF nad debt-
tn we gFOW our oWn tea
And coffee. and the
iRon-Aatringeat JapaEi1se peraimmon-you bet.
! with all his treAchery and mean
tricks. there's one thing the Indian
ought % have q little credit for. He
never steals mn umbrella. Cincinnati
BFfNNlN@s Ae|eNs
Every mMn who makes any preten-
| nionh 10 sight must have seen snow
sauaIl some time in bis life, but sho"
as the individual who ever heard one
squAIl. on CEty Derrick.
1FE ASD DEATH
fl., t,.per,a knees A. naked, new-born child
WeeJnng th0u sat'ss. while aii around the"
"a I've thss, sinking in thy long last sleep,
I Thou then nayest <niIe while al around thee
woep.
A pot al lard exploled al Kingston
the Other day, aud lean woman imme-
dintely gos fat She got ID all over,
from head to foot. and looked m u she
had Just taken trip TO Grease.-AoT-
rfst0ucn Herald.
The publisher Of q weekly newspaper
/ in Illinois, prints IN each number =
chapter of the Bible, and upon being
ridiculed for IL by i'm contemporaries re-
marks editorialIy: " We publish moth
ng bat what Is news 10 Our readers.
A Young lady in Newtown1county, Ga-,
! Is possessed 10y a strange monomania-
She fAncies herself baby, and has not
spoken A word IN three years, although
I her powers of conversation used 90 be
OF an order higher than the average.
MuauLETT.
The hird that scars on highest wing
Builda on the ground her loNiF pest
And she that Och must aweetiy slng.
Sings in the shade when all things rsst
In lAFk and nightinEaie we Hee
What honor hath humllty.
Among the Indian defendants in o
land Huit Iately brought i'm San Francis
90. were Ellen Green, Mary Black, Jack
l Whit Lucy Red, Flora Pink, simon
Tight. Bartholomew Loose, One Cheats,
Two Cheats. Square PHI, Round Pill.
Sour Pill, Soft Pill, Hand PHI, Tough
PHI and Slow Pill
Influenza Affords q familiar example
Of an epidemic disease, whole CON-
nunity beng oGten attacked in the
counse OF a few hours. From this IL may
be inferred that the occurrence Of this
disease IN connected with soEnepaTticular
condition al the atmosphere, but what
that condition Is. is not yet known 10
science.
A distinguished politician, while
conyersing with = Iadythe other evening,
became pidued by her attention 20 q
beautiful dog that was resting It's bead
oonhdinrlv N her lap and impatiently
asked. /" How is il that lady Of your
intelligence can be so fond Of a dog
Because he never talks politics, was
the prompt reply.
Recent excavations Al Big Boone
county. Kv., have broHRht to light an
immense number OF animal remains.
Among them are immense teeth, tnsks,
laws with teeth in them, RIBS, spinal
columns-in fact there are bones for
nearly every part of the mastodon, be-
sides many that are not like any ever
before found in that place.
Inquiry into the wicked ways Of Phila-
delphia's nock-Auction men revealed
that they hired two or three women 20
attend the sales. carefully inspect artl-
cles that we're % be suld, start the bid
ding nj the articles cost price, and run
II ND among themselves until am out
slider put In q bid. X was then
promptly knocked down-to the out
slider.
A posf-ofioe clerk in Russia was
foundto be constantly in trouble with
the stampa. The accounts would come
wrong. Sometimes there was not enough
money In return for stamps sold, and on
other occasions there was too much.
This made dishonesty on his part less
ilikeiy. but IL was incomprehensible how
he could make the accounts so en-
tangled. At length il was discovered he
was color blind, and could not dist1n-
guish red from green stamps
The sea mouse i'm one Of the prettiest
creatures that lives under water. lt
sparkles iiks diamond and Is radiant
With NIL the eolors of the rainbow, al
Though il lives in mud at the bottom oil
the ocean. IL should not be called
mouse. for il is larger than big rat. IL
! Il covered with scales that move up and
down as il breathes, and glitter like gold
shining through q f1eecy down, from
which fine, silky bristles wave, that
constantly change from one brilliant tint
10 another. ..
An William drew bis Susy near,
He whispered 10 his bride
Though queer II sounds, love, my dear,
To live by Sasy's sid. --ErcadRge
When years have passed aud Sue his head
Has clulched. As wives Oft do,
Poor win viii wish that he had wed
some other sort OF Sioux.
Dom Pedro, while returning 10 Brazil
in the autumn, wrote on the steamer n
. letter 10 an American friend, which let
, ter contained this passage: 2" In q few
days will see nv native land, which
God has so wonderfully endowed, and l
|, hope that that which have learned dur
: ing NV absence from her will enable me-
! to be useful TO her One thing / can
: truly say is, thai return with earnest
longings, and with a passion stronger
/. than ever for progress.
e Professor Rudolph in a lengthy paper
Q ON the sun says A molten or white
: hot mass, S55, 900 miles in diameter,
; eoualing in bulk 1, ,260. 900 worlds like
4 our own, having q surrounding ocean Of
q gas on fire SO, 900 miles. volcanic forces
n that hurl into the solar atmosphere lum-
a inous matter to the height of 16O, ,OOO
; miles drawing 10 itself all the worlds
a belonging to our family OF planets, and
holding them all in their proper places
attracting with such superior forces the
millions Of solid and stray masses that
- are wandering IN the fathomlesss abyss
= that they rush helplessly toward him
= and fall into his fiery embrace.
lt We always thought that some people
: a-rt.o.. Ill owar IN animated aafa favar0affou