The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-08-07
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WIcH Is IN THE STATE w KEsTucKY,
lr o. JOoly 90, 1878. }
Yesterday l WIZ perplexed. l hey ben
argooin with my yoosual ability in favor
Nv an unlimited issue Nv greenbscks with
view Of maxim money easier, and giyin
every man witch wantid It all ho wantid,
when Issaker Gavitt staggered me, askin
wat good that wuz goin 10 do himH
"Yoo promised US" said Issaker, "mon.
ey in plenty when we got the silver bill
passed, but never got hold Nv a dollar
Nv It unless I earned 1t, and that l Good
do before silver wuz made legal tender.
There's money enuff now for them ez Is SO
degraded ez 10 work for II. but that amt
wat finanseerin is for. Wat l want is
money that I don't rmk for-money fur
nisht by 4 paternal government, as 1t
we're, money that comes Nv itself, you see.
Don't talk to me ontil 700 kin come in
in that shape" l1..
/ laid awake whole mite ponderin this
subiick. saw to,wunst the force Nv
Issaker' a objeckshun. and Ifelt that suth.
in must be done TO solve this problem.
Al precisely three in the morning bit
Il. Il come TO me as revelashen, and
went to sleep, satisfied that he'd solved
the problem Nv finance.
This ia my idee. Money was plenty
doorin the late onpleasantness becoz the
Government wuz u borryin Nv everybody.
II WIZ plentyer In the Confedracy than 1t
wuz in the Fedral States becoz the Con-
iedracy wpz the biggest borryer. The
Northern farmer witch he'd hoss that
afore the war, OWN to its being blind and
spawned, wuz with $780, found that boss
with $500 doorin the war becoz the Gov.
eminent he'd 10 hev it, and he'd nothin but
its greenbax to pay fur it 10. Hence the
honest farmer divvyed with the honest
contractor, and Their wuz $500 put aaoat,
witch wuz good lhipg for the groseries
and the Photographers. The wife Nv that
farmer never siopped till she he'd cake
Nv French toilet sope and silk dress and
her photograff, and the farmer. hisseli put
on broadcIo,h. and fine linen, and bot
trottin suiky. Them wuE prosperous
dsys. g,E-l.- ...- ia as -.
We can't NV course, hev another war TO
ri, our new ishoo into serkelashen, but
we kin hev wat will do jlst eE well: We
kin hev internel improvements. We kin
complete all the kanals and railroads
that ever wuI commenst, and we kin com
mense list ez many more ez we choose.
For instance, the Cross Roads wants:
The slack-watrin Nv Niger Run TO
make II ayaleable for side-wheel steam
ers at all seasons nv the year.
The compleeshen Nv the secessionville
raleroad, 10 lower the trate on likker from
Louisville.
The compleeshen Nv the pike to Bore.
gard, to cut of the trade Nv Libertyville.
The establishment Nv IN arsenal at the
Corners, and also a nashnel military aca'
DENY. y .....--
The imejit bildin Nv a branch connec;
tin the Corners with the Southern Pacific
road. :.
The establishment here Nv Nashnel
observatory, TO observe eclipseH and dis
kiyer planets and SIGH, without wich Their
can't be prosperity.
The biidin Nv aplank road over Davis
Hill, with a swing bridge over Niger
run.
These improvements, all demanded by
the generel good, will cost not lesS than
three millions nv dollars, all Nv wich
wood be divided among the honest per.
doosers Nv the Corners and the honest
contractors Nv wich thood be one.
Thus the money wood git into circula-
tion. and thus 1t wood go a long way to-
ward restoring prosperity. FL every
other locality In the country wood want
an ekal amount, there Good beat least a
thousand million put aaoat 10 begin with,
witch Good be added to from time TO time,
Ell We needed 1t. -.
"But il wood all hey to be paid agin I"
obiectid Bascom, witch levin suthin 10
aliux objectin 10 finashel skeems for bet.
term the times.
aNsver," red !, never. This money
amt never to be redeemed. Il will 70 on
aud on forever. When bill gits old,
700 kin 90 and exchange 1t for q new
one, and that for another new one. The
people will be obleeged TO take 1t for 1t
will be legal tender, and Il can't help
maxim money plenty, wich 10 wat we
want, now. Payl neyerl FL We are a
goin 10 pay We mite be benefited for q
time, but Il wood be but tsmprAry. We
want permanent fnan,hel releef, suthin
that will last. A gnlimitit isshoo Nv
money and librAl systsm Nv internal
improvements TO git 1t into cirkelashen
Ia vat We want now. ...-4 b.
hsaker wu1 satisfied, aud TO morrow
mite We meet TO organize the "0nlimited
Ishoo and Internal Improvement Iesgue
nv the Cross. Roads.
Our rallying cry will be, "our oapas.
city for spendin money must be ekal 70
our capAssity for perdoosin II, and both
must be onlimited.n We Ehell hey good
times at the Corners eI soon sE the Ma
tionala carry a Congress, and kin git TO
work. I hey developed the skeem Tor
en-. PELRoLEuM V. Nasty,
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