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The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

IT is pretty generally admitted now,
says tho San Francisco Post. that the
work OF the Constitutional Convention
will he cloves labor lost" Tho neess
sity for q new constitution IL not o.
great as to justify = departure from
what wo do understand 10 enter into
new aud uniried fields Of experiment
upon propositions that receive but q
meagre majority even In the convention
The new constitution will be rejected b.
the people.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08
Harmed.

Last Wednesday evening, as the train
was nearing town, little girl took her
place ia scat next TO the stove. where
she soon fell asleep. A sudden lurch Of
tho car threw her faceforward on the
bcater, severely burning her abou, the
facc aud neck. She was kindly cared
for and all assistance rendered 10 ense
the pain Of the little sufferer. We were
unable TO ascertain her name. - Lsad,r
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

DRrrnRts, before We sing tho uei,
verse Of 'Sohn Browns body lies all
mouldy in the grave" let us take look
into the grave and see that tits ,hcfc.
In these days of Ohio medical colleges
r cemetery isn't no safer than savings
bank. aud II may he that rnli,icI a."
oldia who hay" been SDiging ~" ~ 4
quoted above. have been chau,iug Il
rythmio lie for the past fiftoon years.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08
o. n. HASKELL
Daniel F. Beally's
PARLoR ORGANS.

TheHs remarkable instruments possess sapac
iHes Tor musical effects and eTp. essions never
brf re alta mel. adapted for Amateur aud Pro-
fessiOnAl, AMI an nrnAment IN any parinr. EH-
Gel tn quality OF Tone, horougli
Workmanship, Elegant Designs ard
bIuaiioh stops. Ivery instrument iuliy var.
rantcd foe siI years a. strictly hrsi.claaa Ia
every respect, aud a. . guarantee they arc
shipped on from hyo 10 hfteon days teal tnAl.
money refunded and freight rhsrges paid both
ways by Ho ~ they are falsr-pTsSsnt5d ~ Ia
any way prove unSatiAfactory. No such offer
has ever been mado. tewars Of limitations.
Agents wanted. but where . have none, large
dircotinis made to Introduce IN new localities
sond Tor illustrated A DvkRrISER, containing
long lisis OF testimonials from we'll. known rer.
sons. some Of whom you. msy thow, CLASSIFIED
by States. with PoAt.ofices anneSed, that all
may Inquire direct of them. Address, DANIEL
sE'iri. Washington. New Jersey.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

JOSH BrLLINos in'his "Farmss Aimi.
max" for the New Year thoroughly OBJ.
serves: Tho world all prsze the phi.
losophcrs, but toss their pennies into
the caps Of the monkeys" 1sthis Wis.
dom the result Of experieuce7 II so, as
which,
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

"BrooLRs can't be ehoosers, " snys An
old aduge. wo take notice that beg.
gar 90, into tho hall tho other day. aud
chose trom the hal. rack forthwith three
hats. Que umbrella. and our best seal.
skiu over coat. This knocks the saw.
dust out OF that aiage.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

A rnrmorAS In New Jersey, heavily
loaded with town lots. for which he hal
paid only In part, hastily prescribed a
box Of pills for patient and allowed
his mind to wander back to bis real
estate. The patient asked how the pills
were TO be taker. The doctor replied;
" oncthird down, the balance In ak
and twelve months. With intereat."
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

Tux weather prophets In various parts
OF tho county. who predicted polar
waves and drifting snow storms oil
through November, have yet time to
commit suicide before tho people begin
TO make fun OF thom.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

Ir is said wilhclmy Addles In his
elecp. Well, things are growing worse
and worse. but we feel pretty sure tha.
nan can't play the "thnmbons" when
he is dead, ANYHOW.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

Cor FAwxEs' DAT was very tamely OBJ
served in England this year. Last
year Tho Sultan Of Turkey and the
"Heinperor OF Rooshia" were tho most
prominent figures paraded for the de-
nsion OF the Juvenile crowds; this year
they were suporceded by the Ameer Of
Csbooi. Lewss is the place mos. re-
novnsd for iis celebrations.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08
No5l..

There vAs . aav discovered n tAe
Indictment against ,. o. Duncan bsisss
his case came mp for trial in Ban Hran-
cisco. The Aav oonsisted Of lAs lstasss
."Jr." being plsoed after Duncaa's
name instead Of TITO stand feS
Trustee. But A. there ars several In
dictments against him his trial Win 20
ON another Indictment.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

Tn. Southern Pacific railroad il now
working 1000 men. It will reach 1iis
City, Arizona. neIt weck. and otablish
asiation. The irscki Is now aid ave
miles from Yuma.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

Coz. DosAHuE presented steam
yacht to Lieutenant Governor johnson.
of CAL. whose official propriety would
not allow him to accept it. It is an
chored at Ban Quentin.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

.. A osnELn,rAn At MA.;ison, Wfseonsia.
voted s'dus bill ilstold Of tieksl. ne
election judges declined 20 Iet Aim vcle.
again. but found the doonmsnt vhsu
making the count and returned II 70
him. isg,, f
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

Nothing of Importance took place q
the Cabinet meeting November 2sth. "a
member said there was unlninity on
the Presidents message. >sifI os!
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

~ Will prcnch from da. portion Of
dc Scripture Ills evening"" said color
e dominic, ,"whor d. 'pos,lc raui pints
his 'Pisilo at do Phesians."
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08
MEXICAN
Mustang Iiniment
sas Fur NAN AND BEAST. r

Thiaiinimsnt voEy naturally oriEinAtedin IN AHsst
-, whore Nature provides In her laboratory sod
Rrprising antidotes for tho maladios OF her chm
iren. Its fame has been spreading for D years
Intil now Il oncircles the habitabio giobe
Tho Mexican NustAng Linimcnt is matches
,smedy for all external ailments OF man and bsass
10 stock owners and farmers II IL Invaluable
A single bottle often saves human life o. n
Rores the usefulness Of an excellent hoss. on
sow. or sheep. @
Il cures footrot, hoofAii hollow horA, grah
pcrew.worm, shouiderrot, mango. the bite an
Ttinks OF poisonous reptiles and insects and svSr
chdrawbaek to stock hroeding and bush LIFE.
Il cures every external trouble OF horssa, suc
n lnrncness. scratches, swinny, sprains, foundss
wind gall. ring bone, etc, etc.
Tho Mexican Mustang I1niment 70 the quickss
cure In the world for accidents occurring In th
family. in the absence OF . phyrician. such
burns scajds, sprains. cuts, ETC.. and for Theumi
tisn, and stiffness eneendered by exposure, Pa
tieuiAriy valuable TO Miners l
II Is the cheapest rcmedy IN tho world, for
pcnetratcs the muscle TO the bone, and slnSi
application Is generally suhheient to cure.
Mexican Mustang I1niment js put MP IN thrs
size OF bottles the larger ones being proportiss
~ nnrh IL cssaDssG Bold srerywhssS
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08
OLD, 4. i.
ane
TRIED,
AND nia
TRUE.

People are getting acquaInted-And thoss W.
70 not ought TO be-with the wondsrful nsrits .
hat great American Remedy. the
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08
BEA1Trs
PIANO AND pARLOR ORGAN
INSTRUCTOR.

Containing the elements Of music, With easy
nd progressive exercises 10 perfect the player
which IL added over SIXTY waltxes, Polkas,
Marches, Ghlops, Operatic Melodies, Dances,
ETC.. by Daniel y. beatty. Wa hingion, New
introduced, and should be in the hands of avery
piano aud organ PLAYER. Sent postpaid 10 any
part OF che Shltcd Sta.es or Cs-.3s for only 50
cents. the price having bern reduced % in'so
BEATTY, wsshinsteu. New Jerssy.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08
Our Only Authorizes Agent,

a. W. CRANE, No. 3?s Montgomery sts.
Ian FrAnctsco. Cal. sole Aaont for the ELEo
tsDEr HpEsT. IL Autkor.E-d To contract for IN
sorting advertisements for us at lowest rate,
q coin. Orders left SItb Mr.. Crane will receive
prompt attention
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

liberal discount from the sSovo rates 10 reg
u.s- quarterly sdvrstEsEs.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08
DAILY ElKO IRDEPsRDsNf

ISSUED AVERY DAY, SUNDAY Ex-
/ oepted.
.. g. SEARS. Editor and PsSii.hsS.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

JOB PRINTING
sNsr sTILr OF TuE ART
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1878-12-08

AGS.Itisfns RsSss - o. .. Csin
sIusre no Lines sonpsriei Typ or Space
Equal, nrnt insertion 50 cJ
Z Ieh Additional Insertion ion................. I o.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

VIZ regret to be compelled to announce
that Mr. Edison. after fishing four days
in the Shohola Creek. Pennsylvania. has
discovered that some hated rival has IN
vented machine that keeps all the fish
in that vicinity from biting. Mr.. Edi-
son has retired to q mountain cabin.
and is now engaged inventing device
that will keep the other mans machine
from operating.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02
I'm Mrs.. Jsnis OF New Orleans. +.

SoPHnoSiA. DEAR" he began. as he
led his new wife out through the gar.
den. twenty-five years ago. when i
was young chap. mother gave me a
quincs.set d which she discovered in the
crop Of 4 pigeon. and l planted ii here
by the wall. This great ounce tree Is
the result. buried mother near Il at
last. you see. and now every year the
pigeons come and make their nests In II
In preference to any other spot"
Sophrouia broke into long. soft. gurg-
ling laugh. What amusos you. dear.
estp" he asked. Hahahaha hohoho
Hehehehehe r. she answered him. 81
was haha thinking what a hehehehe
strange quince-seed-ence -
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

HiouIr oKSTErL-Sir Charles: by
the by. Mrs.. do Tompkyns. do you
know your neighbors. the Ponsonby lie
Talbotsl" Mrs. Peter de Tompkyns
"A-no strange TO say. for they are a
kind OF connection OF ours" Sir
Charles Indeed 4: How sor" Mrs.
Peter do Tompkyns: I'VE have the
same monogram, you know"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

"HAvE you O card. sir ?" asked the
Doorkesper Of the House. The man
looked little surprised. and answered
"Cnd. No; I don't carry pack. ="
"whers are you from ? " inquired the
Doorksepsr. "Nothe Carliney." was
the reply. "what do you do down in
North Carolina when you 80 a-visiting
Don't you send in card to the man you
want 10 see ?" The tar-heel" laugh
cd outright. "Lor' q massy he ex-
claimed. "w'y we ride up to fellar's
fsncs and hollsr to him to tie his dog.
aud then we light and 60 in"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

Many WALKER asserts that the Venus
de Msdici never wore corsets-BoSfoa
Posi-. OF course not. She didn't wear
anything-hsr wardrobe was tore So
Philadelphia Bail,tia.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

"wHAr Is the nature Of the land on
the plantationf" asked Mr. Rogers Of q
colorsd witness in the Gratis case yes
terday. Witness. solemnly. GOOD
natured land"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

Tur cat that ran across the stage a,
Cincinnati. as Miss Carey was about to
sing at the festival. must have been a
Theodore Thomas cat sent there from
New York to disturb the piece sung.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

When q tardy wsddine-party enter a
church. IL Is not altogether inappropri-
ate for the organist to strike mp, Come,
va discon-so-la.e."
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

A rAcErioUs old gentleman, who
thought his two sous consumed too
much time in shooting and hunting
styled them Nimrod and Rsmrcd.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

The Chinese commander oi the Ls-
gion Of Honor has finger nails four
inchss In length. This beats the old
scratch.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

MrN are frequently like tea-,hs real
strength and goodness are not properly
drawn out until they have been in hot
water.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02
REV. LII. WIaeIN SAYS:

best remedy We have found In . lifetime OF sancr.
log, 10 sANfoEp's RAblctL CunE. II Y not
comes With each botIis Asmaii glass tube for use
In Iahalation. It elears tho head and throu 90
thoroughly that, taken each morning or rising.
there are no pleasant and no dhsxrvc-
able hacking during the entire day, but an uhprc-
ccdsnte OF voice and rvspl rdory organs.
-AF J. H. sIgg.E. "a i,Orvkcsisr tksssJ ANaooa.
Each package contains W sa,forts Improved
InhaiiA ao.i mn ~ nv III n soIrss,s ~ M
Retail nm.g ~ aud DEALER thrvughout tho nitcd
Siair. AID tanaslAS WEEKS q lptfEi;, General
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02
cpfATIy AFFLICTED.

N,..-.. , o. EssrortA 4 90. p,wrer; Gs.,,.m..,
- ,as. plsainls y r.con,ns,n,d.,i,n,fs sASrv,,ps
afiilcted with ulis d,ssase. saA Ereatiy amietet
win 4 COR long tine, and cured u with two bot.
lwasA again taken with Cstsrrh quite severely, and
imnrdlaisiy . nj ior smother bottle, which 1xrd
nae Ill right giying M rellet irom w trt dos,.
claimed for ". ana more too. wishing you success
aha sa'FOduSt'oa. am 's'S 'rai{ I%Sa,sl ~ ,slrru
p~nvrr, Oct. l. ISL OF Smith 4 Doll
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02


MRS. JENKs OF NEW ORLEANS.
fro rHs ruxr or eArrAN JxSNs
I'm Mrs. JenAs OF New Orleans.
cut queer eapersin my teens.
And do bet care about the l1sans
To cut swell In the Lobby.
How 10 write.
I,.ses ola s,aissmsn how TO write
For I'm the Pet In the Lobby
eaosrs.
I'm NrA Jsnls of New Orleans,
I'm very fond q lively scenes.
NJ style ~ .ald to be a9neens
And sa the queen Of the Lobby
Ilssrned my work while WAS young.
Rstar ming Boards thought but mn,
When !. Visitors" came ! did not fun.
For I wss strorg 10 the Lobby.
whsn In the town. weber he cried,
weber he cried.
Weber he cried.
when In the town. Weber he cried.
.Aini shs cut ous for the Lobby"
spoksa-Ysu ses thsy wanted . written rusr'
antss but they fOrsot that
I'm Mrs. Jenis Of New Orleans, etc.
An Investigation then must come
Sometimes told sometimes was mum
A Pottsrs lisld % seemed to some.
But not 10 me q the Lobby;
Though ben II me did viehediy slaihi,
Did horribly sauint.
Did horribly sluint.
Though ben nj me did o. eer and squint,
smiled as do IN. the Lobby.
spolsn-rhsy expected to srssh me with
eross questions. bat they forgot that
I'm Mrs. Jenis Of New Orleans, etc.
when got through the fun was tame.
They ell we're slsi when adloafnmsnt came.
The wirss aud pzpe sspresi my hme.
Far. far beyond the Lobby.
Coinmltteernen NAY meet again,
Msy meet Again.
Nay meet again,
Commiiteemsn may meet again.
Bst the, Won't want me for the Lobby.
spohsa-For know all the " tricks and mar
ners" Of these old jOkers. because
I'm Mrs.. Jsnis Of New Orleans. etc.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

Il IL any reason why teacher should
never lose his temper because he keeps
'coolf
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

A YOUNG LADY rebukingly asks US
(which Is worse to lace tight or to Get
tight ?" We give IL up We never laced.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

A wEsr Hull man calls his horse
"Time because when he is united -
he waits for no man."
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

"wHr did Joseph's brethren cast
him into the pit ," Because they did
not want him In the family circle.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02
TRIED EVERYTHING.

. I g s.ss s'S..a S..a & sSYerbs' sbSss' & eabrsxr I
CURE FOR CArAi.i;ii. aht 70 has given perfect
,.,l.taetioni Lave H,eJ ,s, w ss,.,
thcrefors taks pleasure In recommending its nee
to all sffietcd with CaiarIh OF any Kind. and oner
ysryiruiy. ". 8. DECKER
INsn..r lrt
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

DnAwxo the conelusion-The las.
ouart OF molasses out of a barrel.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02
ATTENTION, MEXICAN vErfRAHs.

WOO WILL PARADE on THE COMING
FouRrH OF JULY. V ssisorais the day.
N 80 "a 8. =. scANIKIn, osnnandsr.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02
CONSUMPTION
POSITIVELY CURED I

An sufferers from this disease that are anxious
10 he cured should try Dr. Kissnsf's cslsbsAied
Consumpslvs Powders. Thsss Powders an The
only preparation known thai will cure Con.
sumption, and all aisesses OF The throat md
iupss-indeei, 30 strong 10 our fAith In thsm.
AMI also 10 convince you thai they Az no hum
bas. we will forvard 70 svsry sufferer. by mall.
post paid, Q fres Trial Boz.
We don't want your money until you ars psr.
feetiy 1atisned of their curative powers. II
your life 10 worth saving. DOM delay In giving
these Powders . trial, ~ they Will surely cure
Pr,ee. for isrs. boz. $500. ssnt TO any part Of
the United States or Canada. By mail. on receipt
OF price. Address. .o,,,v.
$50 Talton ,treet, brooklyn. MI.
f.S rH.Iv
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

Through Passenger Train for San Francisco
leaves Virginia dahy at p. .. and Gold Hill q
6i5P .. On MONDAYS. wEDNKsDAYs and
FRIDAYS connects with Lightning kxprsss
cisco via Vallejo at ii.i0 A. y. on following day.
On TuksDAYs. rHuRsDAYs. sArpRDAYs
and SUNDAYS connects only with Overland
Pss-ens-r leaving Reno at u % A. ~. arriving
sf.EsrfNo can leaves Carson for san fnn.
clseo via Vallejo on Mondays. Wednesdays and
Fridays. at I.S p n. Returning. leaves San
Francesca for CArson viz vailsio on Tuesdays,
Thar-days and saiurdays, MR..
X. Nurs. Genl Ticket Agent. ooSo6
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

In q man "means business he
should have business means.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

BEST s:;'.:. = l:y lss =: is:; =. 3
sitSsr ssx, risht in tSslr oWn loesiisi:s. Par.
uealArss snd nnplss worth . o. Lmprow
yess :psss sass g ~ 49,; ,s;s.i.S 49, \.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02
GOLD HILL. NEVADA. TUESDAY EVENING. JULY 1873
BANKERS AND sroCKBRoKERS.
THE NEVADA BANK

THE NEVADA BANK
OF SAN FRANCISCO.
sAs FRANCISCO. CALIFORNIA
Paid - Capital. ......Si O, 200, ,OOO-Gsld
Surplus u. 3. Bsuds).....2,SOo'O0o-
DIRECTORS,
LOUIS hoLANk.............. piesioent
J. 2 sLo0D;;;,w;;v;.;;'l W. 'lss isprIr rIis,aen'
'on' W. 1S JiSks d. faiR. y ~
Csshisr. IL. W. GLxsxY
Agent at Virginia. Hsvsda....; Gro. A. KISS
Assna q New Yort....... Q. 7. Csai,Inssos
toa wall strssp........ tcaAs. W. cuuneH
iSsURs oonmsseiAl and THvslers' Credits.
available In any part OF the world. Makes
dnvs szsS.nss Il eS,,Omsty u.;ncs..
This BANK has Special Facilities for
Dealing Ia Buiiisn.
RXoHANak on the principal cities through.
cut the United states. Europe. japan. China
and Nsu Zealand, and on honolulu tHswAiil
NIv YonE BAHkxHs-Ths Bank OF New York,
Ionpop BAsruls ! Messrs. smith. Payne d
amlths: the urion Bank OF Londoa. Jsau
BANK OF CALIFORNIA.
AoENoY,
GOLD HILL 81 NEVADA.
v. II. BLAUvRLT T........"........AaRNT
nEPosrrs Of COIN OR BULLION received.
Na.hsr oa opol account of 70 Issue as,.nS Gsh :,
The hoidsr) In Gold Hlll or San Francisco; to
naks collections, purchase Bullion at the most
favorable rates. or advance coin .hereon when
forwarded 70 the Parent Bank In San francisco; /;
soils Bills Of Exchange, and transacts General
Banking Business.
e. oHEoKs FOR SALE ON
LONDON, RAsK oP IRELAND publiu,,
PARIS, NEW YORK.
BAN FRANCISCO. SACRAMENTO.
BOSTON. PORTLAND.
w. ii. BLAUvRLT,
In n. @. sTANDISH. Cashier.
VIRGINIA SAVINGS BANK.
MO. a SOUTH O STREET.
5000. GOO
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

How TO find an official out-Go to his
Office during business hours.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

Boon sad shoes go together; so do
shoots and booze.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

Sas a1s%@
water.
A YOUNG LADY rebukingly asks us
(Which Is worse to lace tight or to get
tighti" We give II up We never laced.
"wHr did Joseph's brethren cast
him into the pit ," Because they did
not want him In the family circle.
A wKsr Hull man calls his horse
"Time" because when he is " united "
he waits for no man."
Il Il any reason why a teacher should
never lose his temper because he keeps
'cooli
DaAwfxo the conelusion-The last
quart OF molasses out Of a barrel.
Ir n man "means business he
should have business means.
How 10 find an official out-Go to his
Office during business hours.
CAx the close OF legal proceedings
possibly be called lawsuit
Boors aad shoss 10 together; so do
shoots and booze.
Kansas il settling up. Go thou AMI
do likewise.
BRANCH establishments-limbs OF the
Coon sAhx for q wood-cuttsr-Hugh.
TEE latest thing in hoss-Ths feet.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

CAx the close OF legal proceedings
possibly be called q lawsuit
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

K.ssAs is settling up. Go thou and
10 likewise.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

TEE latest thing in hoss-Ths feet.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1878-07-02

BRANCH establishmsnts--limbs Of the
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1878-02-05
Stubborn Fakts-By Josh Bill
iingS

Never borrow anything that you are
able to buy. Borrowing will demor-
alize man az fast 81 stealing.
\ man IL never Thoroughly played
out until he gifts so low down that no.
body a6uZes him.
No man kan be very cunning only
at the expense oy his honesty.
The man who don't care whether he
wins or not. when he fiips sents, or
when he fiips ennything else, is q
wesk poultiss.
Ignorance IL bliss" until you cum
10 look back upon it, and see what a
kussid rhool ii has made Ov you,
Whittles and drink are the great
trump ksrds mankind thinks more
ov their stuDmuks than they do ov
emmy part of their property.
Life is made ov sunshine and shad-
do-Rbout five shaddOs to one sun
shine.
The reason there are so many fail
ures in this word is bekause most ov
mankind are anxious to make 10
strikes with pony balls.
/ have figgered a good deal on to it,.
and hain't made up mi mind which a
woman is most powerful in, her will
or her wants.
Ignorance and cunning is always
found together; 80 is humility and
wisdom.
After man lives to be thirty-eight
years he can't form any nu habits
The best he can du is to steer his old
ones,