The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-07-21

watch dog let al night and taken in in the DAY
time
Lsvstsr says, He who praises what he means to
purchase and tells the faults Of what he means 70
sell may sss up partnership with honesty +" Yes,
he may indeed, bat the best thing after all is 10 call
his creditors together aud settle at the best rates De
10 good live this cold world. He would cay
to his customer. "rhat sugar has three ounces OF
nns sand to the pound; that milk has bsss evolved
from combination OF oxygen and hydrogen, CON-
monty known as water. and bit OF chalk from The
ellis Of Dover and everything IN my store has been
touched by thc delicate fingers Of The man whs can
make one pound into two. and both ponnds snail
taste ana smell Aiike." He would perhaps be inno-
cent but he would certainly be peor We should all
respect him for his upright ness. but sign TO THINK
that the poorhouss the only home 10 DO rsekonsd
on with any assurance.
The woman suffrage movement a. At present or.
ganizsd acts society tornado on desert-I e,
IL nlis the with dust There are old ladies enough
in our politics now 10 make hesitate about in-
crsaslng the number. We rather cling 70 the view Of
the matter which IL contained in these lines
should women SIT in Parliament,
thing unprecedented. rwet7
great part Of The nation then
Would be miss represented
How 10, In imagination at least, TO die tor
love He was only eighteen, and many and many
morning, before the severe tasks OF the day. he had
stood before the looking glass; feeling mis- upper lip
with tender and anxious care, In the hope that
single stray hair might DO found the harbnger OF the
manly must,chs. she was SIXTEEN the girl OF the
auburn hair color which she found 1t very hard to
match. Their two souls beat one, but tho oruoi
parents grim gray, forbade the banns and all be-
cause iorsoo,h the young couple had only So week
10 begin Housekeeping with Could they not live on
iocusts and wild honeys Must nlthy iucre stand in
the rosy path OF love, and hsrdhearted fathers talk
about iacts, about rent, and porridge, and brown
broad and such piless subjects, when all the lovers
asksd Tor mooushipef Well, II they couldn't
live together they could al least do together
bottle OF laudanum Was procured; they kissed, en-
braced, then swallowed the dose. Result Of this ro-
mantle story :-Ony one funeral, alas! he got WE'LL
unwiliingly; but still ne got well; and now the mus
tache has grown and SO has his salary, ana possibly
mis- brains have swollen tle and, In sweet iorgetiu
Of the past he sits under the full moon. with his
arm around another girls waist. Such Is lie!
II IS psrisc,y easy 10 say that you viii do Tomorrow
what you know ought 10 be done to-day We are all
good natured enough to intend to do what right
but The difcuity in TO ROLL up ourselves and 90 to
work. The refrain Of the darky's song Is apropos:-
Watch dat SUM- see how she run,
lf you don't mind she'll catch you Wild your works
undone!
The delights Of boyhood can never be repeated in
always DO boy. but the rest OF the world is pro-
ioundiy grateful. We thought Of all this the other
day while watching OF the innocent pranks Of q
guiciess youth. Seeing the sidewalk q very Ill
favored bat hat that had seen better days, we felt
an irresistible inclination to kick it. II 4 curious
fact that stawart manhood, clerical aud lay alike.
always kicks a stray hat On that irrsvsrsibls tend
snoy OF human nature the hopes Of boyhood are
toupaed The muscles Of our right editorial
leg were already contracting when our good
angel whispered, 'Remember your own boyhood,"
aud so We passed by on the other side But We were
morally certain thar some would walk along that
Jericho road Who had forgotten bis boyhood or had
no angel TO jog his memory. So we stood on the
other side OF the street medtatns the AngloRus-
sian tangls, but keeping eye on that hat CON-
monty denomiuated s'bupRed." A mild looking man
approached with slow aAd steady tread, and whom
within the proper distance his automatic nervo was
set In motion, and he gave II what TO football would
have been a sitter" Alas! there Was q brick In
that hat and hurry ana scurry Of boy hood round
tho corner. The stranger limped for half block,
uttering words Of . condemnatory character.
BEACONsFIELD AS A MISSIONARY.
WHAT THE RELIGIOUS PRESS AND PEOPLE Ex-
PEcr yRoM THE BsRLN TREATY OPENING
or ASIA MINOR TO THE dosPEL-THE
WORLDS INDEBTEDNESS TO THE JEW.
The religious press 10 filed with the praises OF Lord
Beaconsned and his tactics ut the Berlin Congress-
The eulogize him not because OF the political
power and glory that has come or may come 10 him
sell aud Great Britain by his shrewd diplomacy, but
rather because OF the opening up of Asia Minor ana
Persia and the districts thence toward India to
| Christian missionaries Tho Christidn Adrocate says
that win Cyprus Malta and Gibraltar the OF
r edi Sen Ia III
British lake; that India Will be reached IRON the
American churches in less than twenty days; that
there will spring up chain of mission stations IRON
the heart OF Ango-Saxon Church to the heart oil
| heathsndom, and missionaries who have been work
ing forty years in the neghborhood OF old Baby.
lon and Uneven can be reinforced by large number
OF new toner's Tor The building up Of Messiah's King
| com in mans frat home This thrustng Of the
sword OF peace into the dead religions Of heshcndon,
tho Advocate suggests will produce such scenes as
often occurred during the nrss evangelization OF
| Northern Europs-nameiy, whole communities be-
| coming Christian ut once Something like this has
| already occurred In OF the famine districts Of
India T,nnevaly, whore . series Of villages, compris
ing Is, 900 people, nave thrown on heathen,sm and
/ asked Tor Christian teachers. The outcome OF the
Berlin Congress, the advocate insists 10 clearly
religious and scclesas, ical than potios though no
| religion was meant.
The Esamsnsr AVID Chronicle takes substantially the
AdvocaL's Of the Mediterranean beng British
lake but thinks that Gibraltar and Malta OF small
| account compared with Cyprus. the possession OF
which opens The way Tor England to the Euphraies
| ana India, aud 10 therefore oi much greater valus
than the long coveted prize Of Egypt ASIDE from all
other aspects OF the II Is pleasant u think OF
Cyprus being once more IN CHRISTIAN hands Bible
students think OF IL us the nome o. barnnbas ana
Manson, aud ,ho sosns Of Paurs nrs' mlss,osary
iriuippns. In Enghsh hands II may DC expected 10
| gain rapidly in population and In productivensss
And the influence OF s,rong Protestant power, so
TO ASA Minor and syria, Will uBquestionably be
Of great advantage TO the Christian communities OF
I those countries
'Tis A JEW.