Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1878, 1878-08-21

Marked changes nickel with o hole in it.
Bigamy is now termed Utahlizing the fenal
sex. #F5 rs
The old anti,rent feud seems TO have broker
ont afrcsh.
MAJ. not tuning fork be appropriately call
The dearest spot on earth to a fly is a nice
em0oth bald head. 81 La1 ~
An Episcopal church society has been organ
lied at Deadwood. Il
Capital punishment-makingt the bad boys 81
with the good girls. laaI
Ono OF Potter's witnesses has gone crazy since
giving his testimony ,s
Hoedel, the attempted assassin Of Empcro
william. has been behcadcd.
Boston Corbett, who killed Wilkes Booth, hal
oettled on claim in Nevada
Ripe tomatoes will remove ink and other STAIN
from white clothes. Don't forget IT,
The boys in the Hills have found time between
etampedes to organize base ball club.
The wandering band Of twenty-five Nez Percet
have been caught and twenty OF them killed.
Every dog must have his day, but, an inscruta
bic law Of nature gives the right to the thoma.
cat .7l E.! q!
Out Of the hundred and twelve nominations 70,
congress that have been made only ST arc renom
anations.
tits announced that Mrs. Du Pree will walk al
the state fair Why don't she nde-can't she af
foed It! -agt ss-
I00 OutCncF VINO sells OK tuIl bOupb huu
calves head for dinner undoubtedly makes both
ends meet. .- -..... -
The Philadelphia Bulletin suggests that gradu.
ates Of female colleges be given the title OF spin
ster Of arts 1s.. re gErw
Tho su bject Of relief for yellow fever sufferers
in the south has been brought before the cabinet
at Washington.
2 Boston has had an elopement in high life which
has stirred up the said citizens Of that decorous
commonwealth.
VI. bDro ouIt tha ,Oof Ooted
and drivers are to be at st. Paul and Minneapolis
during their fairs.
Ifyour foot is asleep don't be alarmed, rather
rejoice for the poet tells US that thc sole is not
dead that slumbers.
The orthodox convention at Clear Lake, Iowa,
are busying themselves whacking away at Dar-
win and Bob 1ngcrsoll.
Austin. Nevada, has been visited with water.
spout. The town wss damaged to the amount OF
hundred thousand dollars. ..-.,.
Minnesota is going to demonstrate at her state
fair that she can make not only her own sugar
but for all the great Northwest.
Yellow fever is on the rapid increase in the
lower Mississippi valley Several cases are In
Quarantine as far north Us Cairo.
young girl was recently whipped at Hamp-
ton Va. for stealing pair OF shoes and stock.
ings from one Of her neighbors.
Hold the Fort ia Mrs. Hayes favorite selec-
New Port. last Friday night, the band played it
AT her request.
Judge Page. Of Minnesota has been requested
to resign by fifteen hundred votes in his district.
HIS impeachment experience didn'tsc to learn
him anything.
The fast train between New York and Philadel-
phia has made single miles in 48 seconds and 1t
is nothing unusual to run mile after mile in from
10 to GO seconds.
Two lawyers while bathing the other day at st..
Cruix were chased out Of the water by q shark.
This is one OF the most fragrant breaches Of pro-
fessional courtesy on record.
Cincinnati Saturday Night: We have just been
thinking how language came into the world. 1t
was during Adam and Ewes first quarrel, when
one word brought on another
See here wife, said an impatient father, you
indulge that boy Altogether too much. he is per
our boy Of having an ass for a father.
The Graphic makes this cowardly remark:
"When Emerson recklcssly wrote that every ma
tural action ia graceful had he ever seen an
angry woman throw u stone at acow!"
Tho insane asylum of Minnesota is getting an
'overhauing at the hands of the senate committee
of investigation. 1t appears that the officers and
trustees have oil been little hightoned.
M pvs Weeks bes 5ssea to
his house, in Washington, by sickness. Is better
and at his desk in the executive mansion again.
Y Tribune; Lord Beaconseld has pgqbc- bic
torician inebriatcd with the exhuberance Of his
own verbosity and egotistica imagination.''
A duel recently took place in Rutherford coun.
ty, N. c., between Rev. DR.. Wade Hill and his
'''n"n STe. "''''0 A'S '''"An' ''D 40" 'n' ''S'
One Dye, judge OF probate in California, has
confessed being acccssary to the murder OF one
A: NJ. Tullis. wealthy stock grower, that in ad-
ministerins upon his estate he might administer
1t into his own pocket.
It is rumorcd in Washington that programme
for breaking MP the solid south and dividing
means through which this is to be done is the
nomination of Grant and Key.
Here is a translation from the Latin that is
worth remembering; .opportnnity has hair in
foreock you may hold her. but If suffered. to cs-
cape not Jupiter himself can catch her again.
Don't tell man you sweat. 1t is vulgar. In,
form him that You are being deprived Of the sa-
stance through the excrctores OF your pcllucd
cuticle. with q scnsiblc condensation of moisture
upon the superficial exterior.
Ben Butler has jumped the party. Matt Carpen-
ter severely criticiscs Hayes. and Conkling says
he pities but dOea not hate him. Thousands of
Republicans, good men and true, however, who
were not satisfied under Grants administration
When Abealom at Ephraim
His tresscs got bctangled,
And from the branches Of tree
Ingloriouely danglcd,
With thoughts that crowded on his mind
This sentiment was mingled:
.'Oh! would that this roof of mine
Had thought me to have shingled.''
-Yonkers Gazette.
An Austin (Tcxas) bachelor being twitted by
aomc ladies with his single state, and asked how
it was that he had never married, said: Il don't
know exactly how 1t is, but have always felt an
,ndisposition to marriage: and can't see why. it
my father and mother we're both married."
Kearncy to the Heather Chinec: by the heav-
ems above and the stars that are in it; by the
moon that Pale empress s. Of the night; by The sun
Chinese must Co." Heathen cbinee to Kearney: n; e:
-'You no Mclean man; dustee you selfee!'
The Tennessee Democracy are out in series Of
general encyclopedia nm unabridged political
dictionary and an anonymous work on Pathology.
milton. has been trai5ed on n to the RcpubIicsn
party and red hot wire is held in close proxim:
fy to its touch off hole 1t is expected the rccoil
Demo Dem ocracy era Of that state into power on dowery very
beds OF case. - - - ~ y
Columbus, (Ga., )Enquirer-Snn: A man plow-
ing in Forsyth county field received sunstroke.
His ncighbors say suddenly the man and the ami
NAL attached to the plow were enveloped in a
dense cloud Of smoke: which was soon transform
horse upon the appearance af the smoke dashed
away at brcakncck speed, leaving his master en-
circled with fire, standing statue like and immo-
vablc on the spot where he go wickedly and fool
fshy invited the wrath Of his Maker Several ef
forts were made to remove the unfortunate man
from his terrible position, but human agency, 1t
seems, was powcrcss to render assistance In
dividuals, in their attempt to aid him. laid hands
upon him, but SO intense was the heat that they
were forced to retreat. The party emerged from
tho flames, and is still living. The Dahlonega
paper has heard the report from dozen persons.
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Black Hills Nescs.
An assay was made yesterday Of ore from the
Yellcw Jacket lode, by j. Rosenthal s. Co., for E.
Il. Collins which verifes the predictions that
some Of the richest silver mines in America are
in the Black Hills. The certificate Of nssay shows
that 1t runs $3,Sl39S to the ton.
The owners of the Yellow Jacket have worked
under many disadvantages and received discour-
agements from all hands. and we heartily con-
gratulatc them upon the result OF their labors,
which Is doubtless beyond their most sanguine
cxpectations.-DeadU00d Enterprise.
Mr. E. r. Collins recently discovered a lead in
Bear Butte district which prospects very rich al