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It's Powers Il ]; :

The world moves, 10. doe science. I'VE
have long been accustomed to read that
the want or Ozone In the atmosphere was
the cause OF the PLAGUE, of cholera, small
pox. diptheria, spotted fever, indeed all
those diseases which have Gtheir origin
breatnsc Haw to equalize the Disturbed
conditio vi, tine air we breathe to a healthy
tone, Or supply It's health giving functions
q problem which occupied the best miu,!.
Berlin, Dublin and Edinbure, as .wsn f ~
cur own schools for a generation er,more.
Professor VIM. "A. Paine, A. NJ, NJ. D., n
highly educated and cultivated physical
has labored assidiously for thirty six years
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P. K. A. Ball, Nov. sth. " "
Tinware in every shape at Shippers, sth
and Orange. .
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1t was first discovered BY sehoenbein tn
1889. In 1860, Andrews and Tait obtained
small quantities of it from Oxygen, ~
means of pressure. 1t Is asserted by Loew
and Odling that Ozone, contains three
atoms ofOxygen, white the lstte ,has two
atoms, and thatby compressing tito one
THIRD of Its volume Ozone Is formed.
ozone has also been produced by passing a
series of; sleclric sparks through Oxygen
,4ss; by applying Permanganate Of Potas-
So to rSuiphuric Acid; by. burning Phos-
phol us In Ether; or by forcing air through
SO ution Of Blood, Either. nPsrnahganats
of Potassa and Phosphorus. .s1sa35ai
.IIraILJd sTAaJGo W1N s'LAd'JT
aoR siT al 80 gaAALaO W4G
yy s'5rbsol ..,tsg yfa Y,u9', 81 yah-y!
Oxygen represents 18th OF the ,atmoe-
phere; Ozone, I lO0Oth part. One Thousand
Qaurts, or 4S cubic feet of air are consumed
BY person every twenty:four hours.
.sAlG9b Gl0 Z BAG sss8o
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I.A Ltgt-hasA4 Etf.t .lts tFsStf ~ lA.
AS q result he has discovered that I.s
eases originate In germs, or In palm woaU +,
parasltes., q Now ifany persons are disposed
70 be sceptical en- this point they can soou
ebe convinced, by the use of q powerful
microscope, that this is an absolute fact.
aahd not a mere assertion This being so
what could be more natural than tne Doc
tors theory, viz: -s'To cure the disease
you must destroy the parasites causing ~"
l)r. Paine, after years of study, has, been
able to take Ozone, the great heaith'givin
element Of the air, and reduce y "A a =
sJttaIrh, be destroying the germs causing
it. The same in, regard to that fearful
scourge, Diphtheria. and this 4diseaseis<i o
deadly. n slimply seeause 1 the e. parasites e.
proper treatment, to remain in the mem.
brane, when IL they were destroyed; nature
would in all cases do the rest. Their ue-
struction Ozone will positively accomplish.
1t produces better results ,inI consumption
than any other known remedy, and II
used before the total destruction OF tie
lungs Will produce Q cure The same OF
Caucer and other diseases. Ozone az Q dis
inGeetant has no equal Tor the boay or sick
j''o'ooi sra :, s4yr nf Gsm1ya Sa.HHg
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-U.La6TE4T 0NA MAX Ia
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"LAUGH AND GROW FAT"

w. B. DRAKE, Chemist.
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05

One of those shrcwd sharp and sarcastic
lawyers, of that class who take dcmonia-
cal joy and mspcakablc pride in twisting
a witness into IL labyrinth of difficulties,
had occasion, some time ago, to cross-cx-
anime a gentleman of some little prom
incnce. The sharp lawyer managed, at-
ter much Skiltul manTuvring, to so con-
fuse the witness that the only answer he
coul uld obtain to his questions was: ~
don't rccollcCt.
When the lawyer had had this answer
returned to him Il score or so of times. his
patience gave out. "Tcl me, Mr.. j :" he
exclaimed, with biting sarcasm, edo you
ever remember anything?"
IL can, was Tie response.
Can you carry your memory back for
twenty years and tell me Il single instance
that happened them
"IcS, | think can, returned the wit
ness, who had rcgaincd some composurc.
"Ah! " exclaimed the lawyer, glccfully
rubbing his hands in orthodox legal fash
ion. Now, that is consoling. Come
now, sir, what Is that instance which you
rcmembed so wcll?'
"Well, sir, | remember that twenty
years ago, when You were admitted to the
bar your father came to me to borrow
thirty dollars to buy You suit that you
might make prcsentablc appearance at
commencement, and have u distinct rec
ollcction that your father never paid the
thirty dollars back to me-
Confusion changes hands at this point
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
Viennese Life.

A correspondent of the Court Journal de-
scribing Viennesc life, writes that at 10 or
II o'clock supper is announced, and sup
per it is in good earnest. People do little
else in Vienna except to cat and drink old
wine and beer. The ladies in general
dress very richly, wearing soft silk and
exquisite laces at dinner parties. Jewels,
too are never lacking, and are always
worn with good taste. The young ladies
from fifteen to twenty have the most per-
feet forms imaginable. Their waists are
round and slender, the shoulders slope
with Venus-like accuracy, but the bust is
the crowning beauty, 1t is the form and
development of a woman with the face of
a young girl. Usually they wear white
and fleecy folds of soft tulle adorning eveJy
corsage. The arms are always barr rom
the elbow, and sometimes entirely SO from
the shoulders. At present all The ladles
wear black shoes like those known bv
name Of Oxford ties
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
From the Boston journal.

FROM inc Boston JOurnal.
The slipping of horses on the asphaltc
pavements, in London, has given rise to
some discussion as to the proper form for
shoes, whereupon writer in the Times
comes forward with the recommendation
that no horse shoes at all be used! He
says he has constantly dispensed with them
since 1852 adding: 81 have owned over
two hundred animals at one time, dedi-
Gated to all manner of purposes, draught,
saddle and pack and not one of them
shod. Some one will say that they work.
ed over grass or sand They did not, but
over the toughest roads imaginable, In
places excessively hard, and in others as
disagreeably soft and heavy" He gives
his experience in Brazil, where pack horses,
without being shod, travel journeys of over
800 miles. Unshod horses are also used in
Brazilian cities, without slipping on the
pavement. OF course, says the writer, if
an owner were to pull off his horse's shoes,
and at once ride him long distance, he
would find his horse tender on all his feet;
but were he to use him gently for fort
night, and gradually let him feel his feet,
keeping the edges Of his feet slightly round
ed off with a rasp to prevent the raveling
up of the edges of hoof, for the first time
since colthood brought naked to the ground,
he would be agreeably surprised. 0cca-
siOnally pairing will always be needed, but
the frog should never be cut. The writer
thus anticipates an objection which will
occur to many readers; 'Some one will
be likely to say that draught horses have
to dig their toes into the ground to start a
load" Of course they have when they are
shod. But the unshod horse starts with
the fiat of his foot, which affords him a
much larger and more holding surface,
because it is tougher and rougher than
bright Shoe.
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
THE VERSATILE INVENTOR.


Edison IN Nevada Telegraph Once.
From the Virginia City (Nev.) Chronicle.
Thomas Edison, the great inventor, is
still in the city. Last night he spent most
of his time in the office of the Western
Union Telegraph Company, looking over
the inner works of the establishment.
Graphy had him in charge, and when he
was ushcrcd in and introduced there was
Il commotion among the operators. who
crowded around to greet the king of cleo
triclans and the inventor of so MANY in
strumcnts used by them daily.
Edison at once began to look over the
arrangements of the office and test the
workings Of the instruments. every now
and then correcting some triilng error or
calling the attention of those about him
to the fact that this or that change might
be made to advantage.
There was no air of superiority ObScrv-
able in Edison. From the moment of his
arrival he was with the operators as one
Of themselves, chatting pleasantly, crack
ing Jokes and moving about as if he had
worked in the office for years He was the
worst dressed man in the room by all
odds. An old black hat, cheap shirt
with the Stud-hOlcs in the bosom unOccl-
pied, twO-bit nccktie several months
old, coarse pants and vest and mousse
colored linen duster, completed his attire.
Onc of the office boys asked him to put
his name in IN autograph album. He
wrote. Il line that looked like print, and
fixed his name at the bottom. Everybody
admired thcmarvclous pcnmanship, which
was cmphaticaIly Il new style. The let
terS were awkwardly made, taken singly,
but when grouped in line all looked cX-
actly alike, as if engraved on copper
plate.
You couldn't take thirty words min
ute and print like that, said one.
u can take forty was the reply.
Have You any objections to doing it,
Not the slightest"
The fastest operator present took one
end Of the wire, and Edison, sitting at
the receiver, picked up Il sheet of paper
and said, Let the message come. The
clicks began to pour in aS thick and fast
as rain pattcrs on the roof, and Edison be-
gan to write. He sat three minutes and
took one hundred and thirty words with
apparent ease, doing better than he had
promised. The dispatch was written in
the taultlcsS hand that glHccd the auto
graph album. The paper was filed away
among the cherished curioSiticS.
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
Always Comes up smiling.
From the Austin New, Reve'llc.

rium eho Au'Nm i'VN', huNu
We noticed in an Eastern paper recent
ly paragraph stating that Maine clcr-
gyman had developed Il new industry
that of fly-catching, he having by his un-
aided efforts captured 1901 flies in four
days. That is a large number of flies, but
if we felt disposed to engage in that in
dustry we could catch twice the number
in the space of half an hour in our little
six by eight sanctum. But there is only
one fly that we have particular grudge
against, and he has tortured the top of
our head every summer for the past FIVE
years. We have mashed him, cut his
throat, shot out his brains, put him under
a microscope, drowned him, and poured
kerosene on him and set him on fire, but
he always comes up smiling and goes
right fer the same spot every time.
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
Making Gold.
From Tinslc, s Magazine.

fIOHl lHlslcl , MhEHlnc.
Charles Mantelman, Suabian by birth,
simply bored holes in Jumps of coal, filed
these holes with gold closed them up
with black wax, and threw these Jumps
into the crucible when the masses were in
full fusion. He was detected, however,
and cruelty beheaded and quartcred at
Regcnsburg about 1870. Another worthy,
one George Honauer, met with similar
sad fate few years AFTER at Stuttgart,
where he was hanged. This ingenious
gentleman always travelled with large
chest, with double bottom to it, concoai-
ing his own son, sharp lad of abcat ten,
who used to come out from his hiding
place at night and put the gold into the
crucible, in which the mass was in fusion
over the laboratory fire llonauer pre-
tended that it was mlispousible to leave
the mass a few hours to itself, and the la
boratory was, therefore always carefully
locked up for the night The poor boy on
one occasion caught cold IN the head
and his ,rrepressible snec2es led to Ie
detection Of the trick. Another, q SSiss
adept, used to stir the fused mas with
sticks OF wood DEITY lored at one end and
filed with gold, which readily dropped
into the mas. A servant of his always
managed to put few of these so prepared
sti9 upon lhe bundle Of wood which his
z .er used to stir the mixture with. This
,tlcli was also detected IN the end and yis-
ited with condign punishment,
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
Paris in the Morning.

It is an interesting sight to take seat
on the top of Il street car at an early hour
in the morning and witness the cleaning
process that everything is undergoing.
The housekecpers bring out all their rub
biSh and pile it up in the street, one pile
for every four orhyc houses. ltisno soon
er emptied than the rag-pickers, who
swarm the streets with their bags and
buckets and hand-carts, pOunce upon it
and gather up all the fragments of paper,
rags or metal to be found in the piles.
They are so numerous that there is a
scramble on every street, and they move
from pile to pile as if their lives depended
on their activity. They seem to take away
One-third of the rubbish. Servants are
everywhere to be seen with broom and
bucket in hand cleaning off the fronts.
The streets are being sprinkled with hose,
and an army of men and women with birch
brooms are sweeping the streets. On the
boulevards horse-brushing machines are
in motion, and the garbage carts are re-
moving the piles thrown out by the house
keepers. Water is turned on in all the
cutters, and women with brooms are en-
gagged washing them down. Men with
hose are watering all the roots of all the
trees on the bOulevards, and taking up the
grating so Us to loosen the earth around
them. itll, Or nearly all, this work is be-
ing done by the city authorities, and by
nine o'clock'oSc city is as clean as broom
and brush and water can make it.
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
Three-BarreIed Names,

Richard Grant White, the verbal purist
and hair-splitting grammarian, in his last
contribution to the Atlantic says:
"A certain new fashion in names-the
use of two christening names or prGno-
mcns-is very generally regarded in Eng
land as an Americanism. Many years ago
| heard Englishmen scoft at what they
called the 'three-barreled names of Amer
leans; and more recently, at Il country
house in Essex, gentleman-he was Il
Cambridge don, and although young
man of note, altogether person of whom
greater accuracy or more discretion might
have been expected-said to me, apropos
of some American who was named, How
is it You Americans always have those
triple names? 1t is quite IN American
thing. Yes, I've remarked that myself,
was my reply, there are those well-known
Englishmen, Washington Irving, and
George Bancroft, and Nathaniel Haw-
thorne, and his son Julian Hawthorne,
and Abraham Lincoln, and Jefferson
Davis; and then those Yankees, William
Ewart Gladstone, and William Make
peace Thackeray, and Samuel TAYLOR
Coleridge, and Walter Savage Landor,
and Percy Bysshe Shelley" and | might
have added Arthur Penrhyn Stanley, Mar
tin Farquhm Upper, and Charles Holden
Spurgeon, if | had happened to think of
them, and not nearly have exhausted the
list of notable triple-named Englishmen.
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05

F FN"H a'1
From the Courier. journal
l)illl,y.

From the Courler-Jonrnal
"Romola:' You perhaps do injustice
to the man who, while retaining his
love for his wife, confesses that he regret
ted his marriage He may have regret
ted it as much on his wife's account as on
his own. He may have been an honest
man, struggling hard to support his fam
lily. The man who has thick hide and
Il thick head never regrets his marriage.
He often loves other women as much as he
does his wife, and he never leaves off his
vices for the benefit of his family. Dying
between 40 and 45 years of age, he leaves
his family to the care of better men Or
perhaps the entire burden falls upon the
shoulders of the poor woman whom he
has never regretted" marrying. The
Rev. Collyer points to energetic men who
have married early and done well, but
anybody can point this asinine pulpiteer
to many worthy, hard-working, industrious
men who have married early and not done
well. The energetic" men are frequent
ly dishonest, as any observer knows
They are generally crowders, and often
when they get in, somebody is crowded
out. 1t is little satisfaction to man of
much heart to make his way by crushing
his fellows.
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
A 6j mite Work,


From tho Hylsa. ont, Herald.
A compar, has finally been organized
in this 81 for the purpose of building a
portae around the falls of the Missouri.
ltis composed of our leading merchants
= n who have been for years Unidentified
With the best enterprises and interests OF
the commercial metropolis of Montana,
The amount required $50, ,0OO--is already
subscribed, and the great work will sog.
be commenced and pushed 10 10 .s<1
completion. John Murphy senitf
ber Of the wholesale grocery
ment of Murphy & 10. hap besi
president, andHongv N .parrhef
Of the company x; /: ,naI
be elected al EAs,<s
take place prot
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05

FROM inc AtncnGuln'
No poet since Bums-nonc, perhaps,
since Shakespeare-has known and felt so
deeply as Mr.. Browning the pathos of
human life. Other poets can feel as deep
ly as he its mystery and its wonderful
ness. Other poets can feel as deeply as he
more deeply, perhaps-the fire of per-
sonal passion; at least, they can thrill us
more intensely than he with the cries of an
individual soul in its supreme ecstasy of
joy or pain. But none save the two we
have mentioned and Mr.. Tcnnyson IN
Tears, Idle Tears realizes as he does
the unutterablc pathos of the tangled web
as Il whole; none sees so clearly what Il
pathetic thing y is to live and die,
and io h' surrounded 10y ug ..
others who liH ,5u u'e-"to be- h... .
DnplMl Ir s.}r. 'n-U., u. .,.. f
morrow Hmn 81" to. nt u.n
Ilud'"u 'u.I lay Jr ,no "u
shine o. ram; '1 l4.
w. know 1000. wwther; ni.1 '
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I" anur, wc twIn,' .ru-
r. e.. ul..Hlr rs Wou u .p.-.r' A. n
f.. OF the swift hrianu,.tG .r
.'tmg--Hs the itn.u s.sn
.yiMy ; u. ..u.w along tt" oH-s If
" 4 hi 4, wr -b'inp drur',o us
i.. N. ' g. blood md
'. PIG. f'. neu thoy ''vr
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The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
vi inti"s, .t.a4l. 20 .. .u. .dpC
with the idea of a good pctitionahcad an
IA fat client to draw fees from

'.... '. lI'l'
Oi lnth..s, .,.4.H, ,#g. . go. ,upcr
with the idea of a good petition ahead and
II fat client to draw fees from.
Well said he, laying down the pipe
he held in his hand, Il life ON Pourpon
street, near st. Louis, und hear dot dere
is yellow fever on de same street, from
Customhousc to Cont. wants you, who
ish goot lawyer und man dot knows
cverydings about injections und manda-
mus md acccpsions und tings like dot, to
get me IL Something's before de coorts, an
injections, say, to prevent the Pourpon
shtrcct cars from running down de street.
Il tell Why ask dot; | amt scharcd,
no, mcin Gott in hcmmil! de yellow fever
don't schare II man like me, but I've shoost
got Il baby in der family md six oder chill
der, md if dey ketch der fever I'll be
crazy.
Dots Why want to know eff de coorts
can't shtop de cars from running down my
way. I'll pay elm hundred tollars cash.
At the last report the lawyer was still
scratching his head and cogitating on
some good point whereby he could earn
his 800 bill at the expense of the carcom-
pany.
The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-09-05
luetw.
BUMBLE-BEE RHYMES.

Come where the clover is kissed by the sun;
Come where the hOney-bees drOwsly hum;
Come where the bumble-bee, happy old thing,
Brings up the boys with stinga ipg'ting
Precious old humble. bee, bird of my youth,
sharper thy tail than the arrows of truth;
HOW Oft, when the school.boy steps into your
realm,
fou knock him stone.blind with touch of your
helm.
Low oft when the picnicing children Of men
Slt iowa At the door of your grass covered den,
lou VIII kick u big man cross ten acre lot
by the lift ofyour foot when it's heated red hot,
"a rar worse than the candidates buzzlng to me
was the pctulant buzz of a boy-hatng bee;
appalling to men and to gods was the sight
when barc'iootod boy got humble bee bite.
Bee of the humble, like mcmory's chimes,
Inc notes OF your bagpipc calls up the old
timcs;
And still boyish hearts, light as birds on the
wing,
VIII howl when yJu tingc its sting,alngtirg.
- HdWkeye.