The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-06-20
EVERYDAY sPICERIEs.

tNot striving to conquer us aiwayD,
The world would be better by far.
EVERYDAY SPICERIES.
"IN the bright lexicon. :. and 20 forth,
there is no such thing as Woman's
Hotel.--Breakfast Table.
THE hymn sung at the Woman's
Hotel: ~ want a mani want 3 man
l want a mansion in the skies. ."-Nes0
York Graphic.
THERE was man in our town who
didn't advertise; that's why go lively
from his store the sherifPs flag now
flies Whitehall Times.
THIS is the way. the Oil City Derrick
puts it: At Rome do as Romans do;
that is to say, get a hand-organ and
sore-eyed monkey and sail for America.
GEO. w. PETERKIN has been elected
Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of
West Virginia. If any one can I'LL such
an office with dignity Peterkin. Free
| Press
| - WHAT, = asks the Phifadelphia Irss.,
becomes of all the promising child
ren?" We know what becomes of their
promising fathers; they go to protest.
Burlington Haackeye.
THE fact that George Washington's
wife never asked where he had been
when he come home late at night goesa
great ways towards accounting for his
extreme truthfulness. Fulton Times.
THE -foot-two young man who went
out ia Sundays rain in his new white
flannel suit is now advertising for a
three-foot-and-a-half circus dwarf who
wants to buy secondhand clothing.
Puck.
BAYARD TAYLOR says that e Humor
and coarseness are not akin" In this
particular, humor and coarseness differ
| from the small boy who has just eaten
pocket full of green apples Bredkfast
| Table.
AN editor offers five dollars for the
best treatise on Chow to make an out
door life attractive to the mosquito. p
Exchange. A bald-headed picnic might
suit him about as well as anything
Ne,o York Conamercidt.
WE want to know if our invitation to
the Peace Congress entities us to more
than five hundred pounds of baggage.
We never like to start on long journey.
without taking an extra pair OF shoes
along.-,St. Louis journal.
The aB'sn are all big men in Mas
sachusetts. They have had Butler,
Banks. Boutwell,, Burlingame, Bullock,
Bird, Bowles, ano. DeaIe. 1'snyo.I py.I
Times. Then there are ofown Dieau
and BAKED beans.-Danoesy nx.. nssys. -
A kUssIAh agent Was N qanpu:L "a. -: ~
buy up lot oi steamships, pus ln'Is
to complete satisfactory nsg4slas,V1:ns' 70
took Two snirts from z S closnsS Il.s:sr l.:ao -
longing 70 Pa.sy naSa n.,h..'., , 'St M.,..
anu iesulne IA - ts..s, -. ,,.n Nv t.ss hsr.ft
" Of 81 locomotise os, We peg, I, = n
II Amongst the saplings go TO hnd
"A, An srtiiciai 9s ,s;,i ,es esRa.c.u.a--bec,usa
With logic It agrees
. To COUNT spoa, ps,is an . slegy 10.
"ne'e n.y.. - '''''' : Yonkers Gasetss
corrYu1YAIJy some philosopher |,
' advertising How to marry on five hun
: dred dollars a year, Will some othcl
$ philosopher equally benevolent and in
, renious. advertise q How to get the fiv,
= hundred dollars year r?''-Boston Porcu
J n;,e
pnoruvp J.sppp ia not q Jewel Of CON
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s sisency; DILL JILL to;rs 1870 a1v @ a1. racorJ y =,
n,m r4na .iu p of tbe sun after # had halted
: fnr or Ioshna5s IS convenience he hastily eay,
! nnt @ oJ tha closing hvmn-New H9ve,
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i. ,'. y1" ,:la th.+ ohurob hest which toI
s - W .n and I doas not ;ntarfere wifi
v eraees :in anu wv W. r.a.n,bis 0s ths it'll Il,
e our PleJuuloes - r;s;t hsr 9rsndn, ore
, glri wno q Manee " ,o+s of o;nds--srar
: because sne naue iou " s.4k iasIp
I ana always kep. 'I9m Mu IN s0 ~ :
s sneif. -1seo i0S ..',u u,u1.
g A NEleHBoK NV vans 70 knoM - e ),
could De smalleI q, M.,, Inan sn1 vnaa nns :. -
e thistle SEED ei, we supPoso = ~ ~
e really wanted 70 draW snings - s nno J
e focus, you mlghs eau = conssnSn .s;aas .sa;.. :
le the men VINO nase. uia"u vaP..@l pcs ="
le In kentucky :..-.aoe loteefle:.a.0eSSye. eSse.ad
.e A TRAvELlsa Mannsssr 1a1s o, Is front ont :
y rougm .i,ie iooAs T Ia.t a,srdev .nd az
d an Eiko saloon last sunny, .anS T 4
lie proacnlng lim, asneu as.naIIr iI ~ !,
le you know wneie men gD u,uhs hs;nm Sa,,ss -.
s. hang ABOUT SaioJns aS% r q Var III ;sti;n; i
ID on tne Ior9 Ts uay Co. rrrh hara II
IT DO, pard; Iney spar iol giID ns.0 aors =,
ii me nasn sacsofnee &c Jun str;Is % ont ont for % Tn
h an tneii SUM- 81 - dr;fs III t' o1er to Enret,
If Garois I o. y, thst I nroaramme nard-b;
n u Il ~ rostas % mvseifn The minist<
n ~; ;nn.J AZ IN on aoon;z;n0 smile and sadI
ty Pnneq S VI on 81 Efo Nsr ! Post
m passed. on.-AssNo 49, 49, r. tha a,
er % u-.;i1ar1 . one Of tha w;ngs Of Il