Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1878-01-18

1D1NN AhEs ~ uas1 A<ts 1910
UsxR NErYU-DEER SCR s-As you
don't take no nuxepspefs and do1t read
nuihin, and tAeerfour don't get no nuze,
/ wilI rite 70 you and let you heer IL.
Its gIorius Tor The Farmer and first rate.
mite almost qeofe TIE Esnguidge ofthe
poLpoit-whai ye caIIem'
Eow ID ths Winser Of thtss piurhing ssmes.
Made gIoFins Sammer BY fherise in prCjnces
And Aft she storms that lowered ore our class.
In the depe buzzam cf the oshnn bsuExid.
Yes, Nefyu, the nuze is firstrate. scr
i'm nuzepaper the uther day that CON-
mum frostid terLacker was wursh is
dollars. Just think Of it Is dollars
for Just commun frostidl and reckun
that Il man had sum frosted good. il
would fetch 5 dollars more. This is the
golden age for Farmers. ] reckun IL
that Teller who wrote about sesSee ee years
ago. oa The Ages, had to write now, be
would reverse the mashcen and rite the
irun, the silver and the goldin age m
std Of what he did then.
reckulIeck when Che Terbacker
agents was so proud and overbeersn that
they wouldn't allow por farmer to pay
the frate on his own terbacker- l herd
the uthEr day that they had given up
sum Of theer oveTbeeEin ways and say
that farmers can pay the frate on theer
own terbacker-they don't keer- Nefyu,
lust mark the eiIyvashun ofour class by
edyuxashufl and The use Of guanna
a farmer IN .his naborhud had three
hogs beds in Baltimore, and he wanted
sum things. He rote TO has agent TO
sell the terhacker and send the things
to him. He received this answer:
One hogs he'd is kommun frostid, and
will bring $500 The uther tn is. good
quality and win fetch fine price, but
nobody. wants il. The man IS so eggs
liberated by the nuze that be says he is
going TO buy so tuns of chinchy guanna
and so tuns of you'recur furtylieser.
There was sum Mr.. Hannybill, who
rote two peeees in the BEEKUH, last
Spring, about terbacker and guanna. !
ihort then thai he didn't know nuthin,
and now | know it. He sed the kounty
was gettin porer year after year. Hum
bug, nonsensel For the last ten years
theer has bin an ayeridge of about 50
farms bort and added on to the kounty,
and if the next ten are as prospectus. it
will make al aggregait Of 1000 farms
added to the kounty. SInt Maris is
destind 10 be the empier kounty of the
State. She was the FIRST to proclaim
reIidgeus tollerrashun, and now, If she
will lokate the farms that she buys ju-
dishusly she can damn up the Pertomac
and the Chessypeke, and make the Fed
derel government send theer war botes
round through the Sewis kanal, and
Judge Karmikel travle by land to get
out Of Merryland, or else, make him
change the Constitushun, and pay for
the niggers that the Yanky Convention
stole from the farmers in 1864.
Eefyu, you didn't never refuse to
take my advice, becaws did nj. never
give any bat good advice. Iwould advise
you to buy 100 tuns of furtillieser. i
would put my hole farm down in ter
hacker. You can rent pasture for your
stock. You can buy corn in Shecargo
and pork m Sinsinnatty. The South
has found how much better il is to buy
than TO raise, and theerfour we may
profit by theer experients. Farmers
opinyuns about plantin and prices is
like pepePs opinyuns about the mune
and rain. Sum think if she hangs with
the horn down, it is sign of dry weth-
er; the uther part of the wether think
ers think it is sine Of wet wether.
Sum farmers think that if produce is
low, you ort to plant more, and the rest
think if produce is high you ort to plant
more. As terbacker is now high. rec
kon the low-price party will come over
to the high-price party. Nefyu, plant
your hole wuds down in terbacker. The
afoursed eggsillerated farmer seq that
he has a half bushel of seed and he
wants to make out 5ushel. Supply
always guyerns the price. I'm kredi-
bly, informed that there ISN'T no terbac-
ker in nun of the. warehouses. I'm
keepin mum about it, becaws / want to
strike the furst market. I've three
crops on hand and sum of it is as good
frostid as any in the kounty. 1t was
frostid before / cut il, and the mite after
cut il, it got frostid sgin. aud then
when | put il in the hoose, it freezed.
It's a real phancy artikle of the kind. and
ort to bring 2.5 dollars a hundred. You
don't need no credit, but you will be abel
10 get guanna on your own time this
year. When furst coRmensed iarmin,
/ had to pay the cash down, or !
didn't get it. That was the iron age.
Times improved and could get it on 6
munths by sumbody in BALTIMORE,
worth from 1 to 5 hundred thousand
dollars, ritin his name on the paper.
This was the silver age for Farmers.
Then the Furtylieser men sprung up,
and you could gel il without money and
without anybody to rite on the note.
This was the Golden Age. IL they go
abuv this, they must sell on II munths
after kunveneyent. This viii the kori-
moor age. The longer the time. the more
they viii sell. What il they lose one
halfl The farmers viii be growing
rich, and they richer. Instid Of 90
farms addid on to the kounty yearly.
there'Il by 100, and sune there wont be
herrin get up to Chickamuxen. HOPin
that you may hear from me agin sumo,
remain very respectfully
Your obedient unkle,
Bill BRAcEDox, Esquire.