The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-06-05
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required, such as .s The king he has come
Often, in consequence, n sentence or an ex-
preston is rendered sufficiently Iudicrous,
rs the sequel will show. Agentlsman sayi
he has had the pleasure Of listening TO 9
clever man, the Rev. Mr.. -, let his local.
ity be a secret, and recently he began his
discourse thus MY friends, you will find
the subject Of discourse this afternoon in
tie first Epistlc General of the Apostle Pc
ter. caapter 9TH and verse Sth, in the words,
The Devil he goeth about like n roaring
lion, seeking whom no may devour.' Now,
my friends. with your leave, we will divide
the subject of our text to-day into four
hoit.a. Firstly. We shall endeavor to as
certain Who the Devil he wasi' Second
". We shall inquire into his geographical
position, namely, Where the Devil b
was 2 and Where the Devil he was 90.
ingf' Thirdly, And this is OF Q personal
character = Who the Devil he was seek.
;ng?' And fourthly and lastly. We shall
endeavor to solve a question which has nev-
ar boon solved yet What the Devil he
was roaring aboutg'"
SENTENCED TO MATRIMoNy.-An Eng
lish justice sentenced n couple TO matrimd9r
under circumstances which seem Legally
just, although legally curious. 4 youn6
man and a young woman werc cdntestfhR
Va - RA&tS ~ aSke1 -. 49,
claiming under an old lease, the othez
unde an old will. ut inst strikes ma, =
said the Justice, Z" that there Is . plaasant
md easy way to terminate the Old hwsui&.
The plaintiff appears to be n Respectable
young man, and this is q very nice young
woman. Laughter.) They can both get
married and live happily on the fam, n
they go on with aw proceedings n VIM b
all FILTERED away between che hwyer4,
ehA -L-lA
to wish the marriage not TO come ofsn
The lady blushed, and the young man
stammered they liked each other ( little
bit" SO a verdict was entered for The naht
tf on condition of his promise to nnrfF e4
defendant within two months, o shy ok
execution being put to the verdiet 81 edS
marriage ceremony should be eonrk1keds
"Do you believe in predestiuattWfhn
quired q Mississippi steamboat cap<afdtdtH
clergyman who happened to be Huv1In6
with him. sT<
"Of course I do" was tho repIy. 1880
will be Pm
"Oertainly l"
"Wen, I'm glad Of It"
"whyP"
"Beoauss I'm going to pass ~ Eat
ahead in Just fifteen oonseouffgb uz41d11lf
there Il any virtue In pine b1nt6s13nd
valves. 30 don't be a2armed} Hf44a
an."
Upon this the divine began 70 l13tsb
his hat, and looked as Il IS
back OBJ, whinh the captain obSeztE6yH
marked:
II thought that you believed IN rs.se-
do, but I prefer bstnga little psef.
or the earn when It takes raSnA.s
-
had suffered barbarous beatipes fruxn6 hua
band, went 10 q noted wise mn odU5ev1nts
to inauise how he miahf che o. il6S2-
oxysms Of violence. Tho sooShssyes h6axdhSs
complaint and after pronolnanaai663d
wor@ and Using various gesuouH16oi-N4b
be A1sd o vhl With . mysterious mtxfz1k&
drad her. xhnnaxar han hxshAnhussf11A
0r q. - . NpRIzkdLQ "a Hl1tE1d
b ~ n5eykt os NJ NN4 -
esl!aEss efeH33H,
6ha63Sl0y6Skd b CONS! wht69 w. 4Ssp
~. papbdV y ulu1 chAgHngnenA ne
lbe b te being = ~ etpepfed,
N w. maa apx3qns!4 beg-
IL AgppSyQ4 " me nQWo-
Wdxeanf "la1q a. 4oue4yer;
"Nev(poehina p me poe9e DQe - .wn
M6< ~ ~. W11h your hushax3q 2 ma
.6o3d 56ur tongue, Ands mykoe ror II,
s. u f16t " aAngef dpon you.
90 -
1omh1n u99 rto
49, 6hy Socknakes in tho Palis Rqy1a.
6f66hitn. preteuding to b q geuddemnn
6eon - counfky, Of . vevy simple Hps In
doed Iouieu, With strong provtnctnaeopent;
SPn1, Sf,ran you tell mewhst are thoseiittfe
rduxd bjRHh1nes hung up IN your shop-vir-
d0xfs Qulhnmabers ''fhcyare called watcher,
~ 0pAQos1 ono and shows T. homFn
...s. y, r1orSnats, toto ina;csta IA.
-. -. - $500. w. I, Al .oat. IN time :
Insho. rsesss G,ockmsker.NsI win show
aor = Tntsrs into byiof INIT lucid o-xplanntion.
yhsr concindino s.You must wind M ths
-aarh syerv fNmtv.four bours.". Romien;
.sEvery tyeuty-four hours! Morning or eve.
ntngf" C~lockmakor: Morning" Romisni
why morn ng Cockmaker. oano!y
because, Monsieur Romien, In the evcnins
you are generally hpsy! EXT hon,ien.
It Is 70 be hoped, for his W sake, that TIT
wicked Bulletin man VINO perpeuaiec Ia
following has Gerry short hair. ..fhe crop Q
Tides Is unusually large this year; Ih'
article. and can now cover the back OF a Two
-dollar-and-a-haif chairwith "onaeriun M,
Ct SUI, satiu, laSe ana Frnsr;ana, y go,
niteen pr n,an aS. iaS;ne in "a stoch :,
camp stools. SO as to have a charce to SIT dow
this winter"
A girl who never had a 'fener" got up quit.
. sensation at the seaside last week by burn
ing q cigar IN ner room %, ;n ossa st te e ssS c So r.
i9es eoss' ~ 'oonna -xaaaonino from cics,
l.. Az ,a,a ord th.