The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-03-07
SUNBEAMS.

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The husbond-"My love, what suit do
you prefer seeing ME put on?" The wife
your travelling suit my dear"
Never take bull bi the horns, Young
man, but take him bi the tale, then yoI
kan let go when you want to.-Jos6 BIZ
Ltags
Many POOR woman thinks she can do
nothing without husband and when she
gets one finds she Can do nothing with
him.
"Augustus," said Amelia, chow do oys-
tiers get any air to br, the when their shells
are closed tight 7" "Bi-yalves," murmured
Gus
I Isot me down in thought profound, this
maxim wise / drew:-It's easier for you to
love gal than maik gal love you--Josh
Billings.
A counterfeit S. note was reported cir
culating around in the town of Attleboro
the other day, and, as q consequence, bust
ness places were generally closad.-Boston
Globe.
IT'S there o hell?" asks Canon Farrar.
Well, Canon, just you get home from the
lodge about A. NJ. without latch key
and see for yourself. .-New York Comn.er-
cidi. .....
A young lady in party, imagining she
was treated with too much Indifference,
felt 80 piqued as to remark, "she would
not be made CIPHER of by anybody" II
often sigh for you," replied waggish gal
liant.
modern William Tell: "Here, grand
pa, let's play William Tell. I'll be
Mr.. Tell, and you may play you're
my son, and stand over there by the mir
ror while shoot this apple off your
head"
A foolishyoune fellow, boasting in COM
one present how he made his way. "By
my Wits" replied the other. "Indeed !"
says he; "tEen you must have Travelled
very cheaply."
Colonel" said Spicer, as a long-winded
individual with large ears finally left the
| olloe VI oHo i'eihH p'eIo 1AlSuiduce Ooih pduy,
"that man is donkey" ooh, no." said
the genial colonel, mot q donkey; only an
ear relation"
! At recent Sunday-school concert the
sunerintendent was talking about idols
when to ascertain whether the children
were understanding what he was sayip g,
he asked, "Children, what is an idol p
"Beine lazy" was the loud snd Quick re-.
snonse of one of the members of the iuve.
nile class.
A short line engineer informs a cores
pondent of the Madisonville (Kv.) Time,
that young man, with his head out OF
mother GOOD -bv and tho trs;T, nn1led ONT s[
fast that ba l,;ssad an old nearo woman
ut tbe NEXT station
At a dinner of a proyinc;al law society
once, the president called upon the senior
solicitor present to give as a toast thu Der.
son whom he considered the best friond Of
slv old fox. "rn rive Won the man who
makes his own will"
"W;u Won alwavs trust mn da,rast >,
he asked looking down into her. GREAT hlnt
ewes with msneakable affection She
was a. salesvoman in nm nm town shir
store and she told him business was bus;
ness. and he'd have to nav cash every
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A vicksburg negro fell from the deck O.
| q steamboat the other day, WAS sucked un
der coal barge, came up in time to catct
his breath before he slid under raft mill
long, and finally scrambled ashore down a
Warrentown, about seven miles below
with tho rep,a,b ttNo roo trrin, va ko;,