The Morning herald., 1878-12-17
FACTS AND FANCIEs.

L OAonOh AbhSAAoh 10 ASpAiouhOiOs
Vesuvius is getting her back up.
Anna Louise Cary is thirty four.
Lorne's nickname is Sandy Campbell.
Peiwar the pass, the Afghan said. .[-Chic
Times.
In England brides are led to the hymen-
cal halter.
"Kiss and Be Friends" Is the name of q
new novel.
Easton, Md, will get herself another
| hand engine.
A Mormon church is to be started at
| Streator, Ill. i+.
Two feet of hose is consl Tered enough for
dancing pumps.
Masculine jewelry rarely changes in any
important respect.
| Most OF the holiday plays will be pathetic
| rather than humorous
A Chicago paper wants school children
| taught "deport tment."
Oshkosh, Wis, thinks OF building work
house to utilize tramps.
Some of the cardinal stockings 70 dressy
men are quite elaborate.
Knife handles are no made of ornament
ed china instead OF ivory.
The town of Emerson, Ia, pays two cents
bounty for each rat scalp.
Burgandy-wine and tea rose are dress
tints that combine richly.
Steubenville, O., mscreants ruined flty
shade trees the other night.
In Flint, Mich, they put plaeards en-
houses having scarlet fever. -
About twenty-five Iowa papers have sue,
cumbed within two months.
1.-TWO carloads of silk-worms creeped IN
10 Omaha last Wednesday.
Amesbury, Mass, saw the Isle of Shoals
10 mira ge the other evening.
An alleged death from impure vaccine
matter is reported in Buffalo.
English dress makers blend coarse wool>
len fabrics with ribbed velvet.
Santa Claus is thinner, and unable TO
carry as big load as last year.
White enameled cuff buttons are stylish
for bridegrooms. = Fashion Ex.
A carload OF blue grass seed from Ken>
lucky, is en- route to Germany.
Prairie fires skipping past Omsha's out
skirts fill her with charred smells.
A dime stuck on postal card has reach
ed New York from Elbalton, Ga.
Some cultured Bostonians think 1t isn't
aesthetic to swallow oysters whole.
Vermontvile Mich, Is getting bored for
an expected well Of mineral water
Plattsburg, Mo, is jocund with sleigh
bells for the first time In two years.
There is in the Ohio lunatic asylum q
young lady who is heiress to $700,000.
The long, light heavy cloaks now worn
make hoops impossible.-[ Philad'a Star.
A Cotton, Cal, housewife found an alo
legged pants button In chickens crop.
A Biugbampton, N. T., grave islguarded
by watchmsn living in tent close by.
Kearney wrathfully exclatm: Eileen
Alanna, but the New York banks must goP
Mock orange trimmings, flung in the
street killed lot of Greenvi1le, Ala,
cows
When Queen Victoria goes shopping she
ties up her money In her hanIkerchief.-
Boston Post.
The days have come when the one thing
harder than getting into bed at night is the
getting out In the morning. - Yonkers Ga
zette.
A Yenkers boy says; "There is two
kinds of chickens-roosters and settlers; ard
settlers don't lay when they set.-l Yonkers
Gazette.
It'sa great shock to mans nervous sys-
tenn to have suspender button fly off just
while he is making profound bow to a
lady on the street.
Josh Billings says he has no objeckshun
to man parting hiz hair in the middle,
but shall alwuz insist on his finishing the
up job job by wearing short gown and
pettikost.
The operation of extracting a Duluth
woman's tooth consists in planting one end
of the crowhar well down under the roots
and droppin; fifty pound weight on the
other end. ,-- ..,s ..-y-..
"We can offer you o, few dates" wrote
two song and dance men to a manager.
HThanks," was The reply, "but here can
buy them for ten cents quart Lou.
Cour- journal.
HOW TO CHOOSE A GOOD COW.