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Man anv1css gland notice the death a. Havsr
ford wea, Psnbrokosnrs, August ID. OF Rev Charles
.ncnry Barham, aged seventy years. He was on the
ethers side grandson Of the eighth Earl OF Tbanet
born In $685. graduated At Christ Church, oxfordj sat
In Parliament tor Appicby 1882, took orders In The
Church Of EneIand was rector OF Earning, Kent apd
kirtby-r Northumberland; was magsua.o ~.
the counttes OF Pembroke and wssimoreiand and
= Hereditary sheriff Of Westnoreland. through his
sdescons from the Ch1ords- ears Of Cumboriand.
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PRESIDENTIAL, CLEMENCY.

ALpAsr, Sept,A 1873.
Robert Kennedy, sentenced at Utica Tor brsskifg
into the Post once Lsnsingpurg the PeBtent,sry
here Tor Two years mophs In March, 1871, has
been pxrdonsd by spe President on acsount u his
being, III aud nos iksIy W recover.
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norEnr JOHN nAasHAW.

The European mall announces the death at London
August Ia OF Robert John Basshaw. ESQ OF Gioaces-
ter square, London, and Dover Court Essex, Provin.
caaa Gruna Masssr oil Pree Masons lie was born at
Dover Court ~ 1904, was many years a merchant At
Calcutta, sat 10 Parliament for Harwich 10 lsSI-'59
was-s magistrate nnd Deputy Lieutsnant ior ksssx
aud. n sShesin OF that county IN 1873
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OUR ENGLISH GUESTS.

ADMIRAL IfoLEfIRJ.D AND HIS oFTIcERa I'm
rkRTAINED LIZ Mr. BoUAL PHELPS.
tpx TELEGRAPH TO THE HERALD
Nr~roRr, X. l., Sept 4, 1878.
Wee Admiral lngleiiebd Captain darcy Irvine
snd Commander l. a. Besumoni, Of Her MsJsssyes
ship Beliorophoo. Sir Edward Thornscn and NJ.
Ou.rey were entertainsd this evening by Mr.. Royal
fneIps, o. New York. who gave dinner party In
the Aom.raps ball. Tomorrow. board or me belle
fophon VIII be well atSnded by tho dte OF the place.
rnE STATS INSTITUTIONAL
bicst Surgeon Henry HarrsD has ben detailed By
Admiral lngielsid, upon Invitation OF the state
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co1.osrL A. .. GILLESPIE.

Colonel A.. }. Gillespie. prssidsnt Of the Mobile
Cotton Exc,sage, died AZ Aberdeen, Misa, ysstsr
day evening, A. eaght O'Clock.
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THE WEATHER YESTERDAY

THE WEATHER YESTERDAY.
The following record will show the changes In The
senpsra,urs for the past twsuty-iour hours IN CON-
par,son with the corresponding date OF last year. a.
Indicated by the thsrnsmetsr u, Hudnuts pharmacy,
uvu.n IN building NO. 2is Broadway
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FRIEDRICH xuuLAp.

The,deaih 10 announced by mall OF ysedrioh Kahlau.
prominent violoaeco virtuoso OF Copenhagen, and
rsIaiveyuf we'll known oftne tatno name.
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A.TA'-<''-As' ~" ~ 2,
D''N' choisR1 Mosegs.
o0"AD BY RADwAy's sRkADy RELIEF
khko IA riss ssunALalA.
SORE THROAT. DIFFICULT BREAr iiSAA'
BY KH isbSysi IS READY IT, Di9o RELIEF
BOWEL COMPLAINTS.
Shas:: ss s.' hss1 or ss
Inflammation ne weakness or iassitude will follow
''' ACHES AND PAINS
S .a: sDas .. sa
psins around the liver pIeurisy swelling Of
s.axsy: Ss.as Esii.i vii .a.s asd..:. ease:
cure. Price so osats. sold by druggists.
DR. RAILWAYS REGULATING Pills.
S:sssy sA :s sxny e. for the cure 81 Al
nervous diseases hssdaehs eoustip..isH. inarostion
Sy:pSp'. 81 SSu. .ys. ~ q me
esr s's. ryss 20 seats
A-sELZER BRUNNEN NATURAL SPARKLING
MINERAL Wafer A.. STEPHAN co, - New ST.. sole
importers.
A.-RUprURE. DR.. HARsH's TREATMENT IS
Renee. Only office, ysssy oppot,e St P.us Church
+ MRS wINsLow's sooTuING SYRUP for children
ssSas ss CENTS collie and
BEST WORN MEDICINE KNOWN BROWNS
yEsnivUcE conrrs Or VI onn Lozns0Es. - cents box
FOR CONSUMPTION. WEAK LUNGS, COUGHS.
Bronchitis Asthma. General Debility Loss Of Apostle
Poverty of the Blood uss
wINCAEsTgks HIrOPIIOsPHITE or
LINE AND SODA.
An Acknowledged specific remedy. proved BY twenty
f%s. *issHa si:s.';. coy co, s ss
Sold by druggistA No. 10 John 81, New York.
FALL STYLES FINE SILK HATS, So 20, WORTH
s.; Cs3 DKnBYs 81 eo) IS New Church a. up stairs
INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY, BROWNS
HOusRnoLD PANAcKA will relieve pain la the stomach
bowels side collie. Atsm and .5c
SMAx DIslNFECrS AND PERFUMES THE FOUL.
est breath Price 10 cests. For sale everywhere.
THE THIRD AND FOURTH FLOORS OF THE
HERALD BUILDING IT, LET. SUITABLE POk Law,
BANKING INSURANCE OR ANY Light business
PURrOaEs. APPLY IN THE COUNTING ROOM OF
THE HERALD.
THE hgRALD OVERS FOB SALE
TWO SINGLE BULLOCK PRRPEcrIyG PRESSES
capable Of printing I4VOo copios per hour
of paper ether SIX seven or eight columns
ALSO ALL THE STEREOTYPE MACHINERY BE-
LONGING THERETO.
PRICE $1,000. -
Address j. @. BENNETT
New York Hersid.
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WHY HAS sozoDONr

become the stable dentirse OF America Simply because
il i'm IT, week without percsiv
ing hygienic effect upon the teesh the gums the
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TEE REV. DR.. r. A. PYF8.
The Raw Dr. r. A. Fyis, principal Vt the Canadian
LAorary Inisitats At Woodstock, Ont. died in that
|, to~aa yesterday.
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NEW PUBLICATION.
UkSnY onGviLLks Nhw HOOK =.

TJENHY uktvILLk's NEW BOOK
Ill SONIA SON1ti sONIAl
SONIA A Russian story SONIA By uspry ursvihr.
Translated b. Mary Neal Sherwood frco 80 cents 10
pgpsr cover, 81 In cloth. Jn uniform style. With
'.Ihso,v "k.ibleen," 'sa,siis ExpiAien." &c.
sAvELfS ExrfArION. A hiuks AN story. By usary
Grevilis. Transssyd from the French ~ Mary Neal
shsrwccd Phco 81 eens. In paper. OF 81 In cloth
CABKfELLE; or. THE HOUSE or MAUKkZE. ny
Henry Urcyns. author Of sonia "saves Expiaton."
Ac Price 90 cents in paper cover, vr " In cioth.
Above books are tor sale by al Boob sellers and News
AFeo<s or copies will be seat 10 ~ all
postpstj. on RENTING price ~ the publishers.
n. fEfEKsJN BHUrHERs
$40 Chestnut e., fhiisielphfa. "a
COMA AND SAyBLl'S ExPItfIONi
- From sss Hsaeh Of HENRY GKEvILLk
CyAyEIrs txPiATupNl AND SONIA
> From the french ef "HESRy 0RKviLLK."
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.LoRILISE.
ITLoRILIXE-FoR THE TEETH AND BREATH.


LNLoRILINR--F0R TUE TEETH AND BREATH
"bow Bells.n April IL 1877. has the following :-'Ths
Teeth The be suty OF the teeth ever
been rapturous themes which snd uovests all
have delihtad 10 dwa but the beauty Of the
would be lost without tho teeth wh~reI good Of the
latter with ut the sparkle OF tho
features Attractive ~ both cosnnsss necessary
assidueusness In their often defeats ssd
which Is aimed Many tooth la which acids
minerals arc Incorporated may when this teeth Tor
time but frequent OF them would onlv hasten
their destruction indeed tooth should always
used with eHation Preservatives in lQuid TORN.
pr.fe able TO other, aud these have vegetable
basis nothing be better Among these latter,
will be found ecacious than the exquisite toilet
quiste called Fragrant Fivrine. IL By
the most emineni and declared perfectly free
from all corrosive or Irritating ingredients lew drops
tooth brush produce delightful which clssuses
the teeth fran Ali impurities the ah. hardsus
the Aud arrests Ga. OF decsy his. must
be admitted IL the great aim 10 BE- arrived At aud In s
respect she foriiins has already become great aud
served favorite"
From tho Young Ladies' Journal" AN agreeable
dentifrics Ia slways luxury As of the most
able be reckonod fens IL cleanscs the teeth aud
impss pleasant oder to the breath. IL LAS been
b. eminent professors Of mistry aud they
qu.nty asked TO rsconne dsutiirice readeca
therefore Cannot do better than advise them
fra xrs1t foriiine."
Another greAs authority saws The For.lins IL
table deuf.e vi the purett quality: 10 perfectly
less ia it's nebcnsntng but not njuring IL mDarts 10
tho teeth pesry snd most beautiful whtencss gives
delightful fragrance swoetness to the breSth and
discovery having the same purpose In view hss hitherto
approached II la interest Or success"
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wINcHEsTEk's HfrOPIosPHIrE or
.rt LINE AND SODA

FOR CONSUMPTION. WEAK LUNGS, COUGHS.
Bronchitis Asthma General Debility Loss Of Apostle
Poverty of the Blood
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OBITUARY.

AvsraRo tempcrht arc ycsteFuV "a
Average TEN srature Tor orrcsponding date last
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EUROPE.

a VISIT TO LoSDoN.-MEssRs JAY RESPECT.
,s ,sssfs tho The 9ni Of y i'sa .s. ."a
riey Ut elegant silk Costumes Partisan Nantes artistic
ssss::S PA. 'rs :'is s..:
,s% an Ss
Of Ss. jy tho nos. noted sh%.n. q the
sisss S::.ss.s:S :s:s.:: .:.:ss:
n cs ss a aaa.y :rse sa ~, a
Sss. % sls
70 sts ~ aSs %.
~i'l . honestly aud i s2xlk a's siL T:e"
Special Agent, for Boans.s siaes siss at1 ats. an.
2ts. Isl and 23J Regent 81. london EnglAnd
A sHLEY's HOTEL. uESRiErrA 81. CovnSr
AGard.u. London -csnt.ali, sta.,ed; large comfort
Ss n .us s
billiard rooms hot 'nd sgd s.,A arcuELI r,o0,o,.,
A 0ENCIEs WANTED FOR srOUKHUI.N AND GO
Athenburg old ssnoshod first class agent iu stock
ss =. but
the goods snd h.fdwars tsdss to represent
IT, e. r'.y SIS ss. .. i:s:s o
Advertising Agents. Hsmours. Genn.ny
RSsE .4. t;.s s.. . aa. "a n. a..
situation o. Lendon y newly s'..b!,shsd 10 tho Con-
@s .s.rp s.. seH' ''d ".'.
IoLUEN HAIR -RoBAWK's AuREoLfSB RIO.
color so ass sanrsd !. perfectly h.r@Iss BE- Saa
T. sSs Tsa sSsai sas.sa ''' 'S'''
r IEBIG cUAPANy's ExrRAyr or MAT FINEST
- and cnsapsH msat nsvoriag stock Tor made
dishes aud sauces
I IEDIG c0MrANY's EXTRACT OF MAT .fs 4
IL success and boon tor which nations should feel
grslsful Soc Medical rress. Lancst, British
Medical Journal. &c.
r IEpl1 yoMpAsYs EXTRACT OF MAI -CAU.
IL tion.-ssnaiss only With lac smile Of Bafoa Lie
bigs signature. In blue lax across label Con.
sumption la Esgisnd Increased tonfold In Tea
ycars"
I IEBIG COMPANY'5 EXTRACT or NEAT-rO BR
- had Of all storeksepers, grocers and chemists solo
agents for tho Unitrd stztes lwbolssale only, q.
DAVID CO.. ~ Natk lane. London. Englsni.
ONG's HOTEL, BOND ST. LONDON
ablished upward OF eeatury This well kaovn aud
atoeratie house 10 situated Ia ths esaire Of Tue mess
fashionable part Of the West End CeIsbrstco tor 10
cuisine and cellar OF The choicest vines
NINE. rAsSAUD's LONDoN.-fArgoNlzED ny
wi the arlstecpy American yisitors The" rro1p
Of to days sshitns frssdsai Grant. War drosp. Graud
Duke Kiehoas facha, A saprtb reproduction OF
Plus TX Iyng In state at 81 Peters; every Ctownsd
n. adj and elebrty the Terrible Chamber Of norros
splsrdid orchsstfs. Open from ten TIL ton.
NJ ARLINGTON norEL lrEMrEeANch), Liver.
w pool be lot isas This masnhcent hotet best
position Ia tho 100 beds splendid entertainn9
rooa. Eor psrtieulars addrpsa r. ~ CHIsWkLl. ash.
ington iietsi Liverpool. knTlsrd
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A.-RUPrURE. DR.. AARSH's TREATMENT IS
the only eMsc,uAl 10 years practical
rence. Only encs Vesey IT. opposte St Psurs Church
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DlrHTnERIA.
RoWEL COMpLAINrs.

SORE THROAT. DIFFICULT BREArIliNG,
relieved In v lev minutes
BY RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
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LNLOKIlIN NJ
EL0ETLISE-FoG TnE TEETH AND BNEATn
WHAT PRESERVES YOUR PEARLy TEETH

GNLORILINE-fOK TIKI rEETH AND BREATH.
E,LORlLINE-FoK THE TEETH AND BakATua
WHAT PRESERVES YOUR PEARLY TEETH
What preserves your pesrly teeth
From all that eau alloy
And what Ia now. In lieu o dread.
a source VI perfect joyy
Whyi uallup famous Dentfrice.
Which all have surely seen;
For world wide H. Inc great reDute
Of "fKAiRANr FLOKILiNE."
Preservstive OF teeth it Ia,
In every point VI view:
II they white rs dasSiing snow.
Ii keeps their ueauteuus hue:
II they are prone " darksome tints.
Which often may be seen.
There's no thin. thai improves them like
The FRAGRANT fLoRILINE."
One trial will conclusive be
OF what IL eau produce;
Ana thus Its wonderful cd cts
It's faino increases day by day
Quite plainly ~ rs seen.
a r.. s sss; X; ~ rLo OK
Most pleasure Is 1t IN its use,
And safe 10 every ono;
From childhood 10 the gre tost age
Great favor IL has won.
How we'll does u project the teeth.
Aud keep them white and cloan;
And al, WHO value natures gifts
should this ''FlORlLINE"
LTL)RtLISE
INLOEILINk-roR The TEETA AND BREATH.
FLoaILTSk.
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An Acknowledged specific remedy. proved BY twenty
yeAt1 experienced Try IL.
Phcs Or And 81 per bottle Prepared only by
WINCHESTER CO., Chemists,
Sold Inv druerixtA No. 30 John Az Nav York.
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DIR. RAILWAYS REGULATING Pills,

perfectly tasteless elegantly coAtsd for the of ali
disorders Of the ach, liver. bowels kidusys blsde
diseases, headache. constipation. Indigestion
biiiousnesa, bilious fever OF
bowels, plies and all arrangements oil the isssrnai
Warranted 50 Object positive Price 70
box. DIR. RAILWAY 4 CO. 81 Warren st.
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DYSENTEkY. -DlAkRHEA, ,@ y. ...
CHOLERA MORBuS, ,..
- ..v,.v.mvn FEvEk ASD AGUE.
BY RADwAy's eRKADy RELIEF
e" NEURALGIA,
~ DlrHTuERIA
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K AN OLD AND WELL TRIED REMEDY
~ MRS. wINsLOw'S SOOTHING SYRUP for children
teethinG dysentey aud dArrhGA wind colic and
eeulste bowels IS CkNTS A BOTTLE.
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| A-SELZER BRUNNEN NATURAL SPARKLING
I MINERAL Wafer A. STEPHAN co, - New ST.. solo
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ELORILINE-fOK TIKI rEErH AND BREATH.
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LNL.ORILfN NE.
E'LoIiLtsE.

LrLoRiLISE-pon THE TEETH AND BREATH
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L,rogILINE-ro THE TEETH AND BREATH.
THE TEETH AND BREATH


ELoaILISE-rog THE TEETH AND BREATH.
II toeth arr W hite aud beautiful.
II Keeps them so intact,
IL the vire dlscoiored In the lei asst
Ii brin ~ their wilderness hack:
And by liz use what good effects
Are daily 90 be seen, fsf
Grests "FkAGKANf PLORlLtSEw
Ono trials proof conclusive quite,
that by tss instant use
The very best effects arise
THAT science can produce.
II 10 the talk ct every one.
An all nbsorbiue theme:
While general becomes the
OF "fRAGRASf fLOnfLlSEw
IL makes the breath as sweet % flowers.
The teeth n peAriy white;
The gums 10 hafdens and 10 gives
sensations al delight.
All vile secfstAons II removes.
iio~ever long they've been.
Tho enamel, too. II will preserve,
The "fRA0RANr fLORILINEvr
Amid the harms witch Nature risss
The teeth precedence eisim.
Aud ~ preserve their pesriy hue.
The surest means We name.
All other pastes and powders fall
Wherever they have boon,
While quite successful In each case
IL "tNAGkANf tLoRfLfNEw
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LNLO

TLoRILiSE-fok THE TEETH AND BREATH.
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EL)KILISk.
ELOEILINE-FoR The rEErA AND BREATH.
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Yreauenly the steamboat DOM panIos contribuss
money toward regsitas 0rsvesend, or somo special
entertainment 81 Roshcrvilic Gardens, in order to
induce people " travel by their boats. Passengers
star, from Old Swan pier tho of Arthur street;
also from Ihs Custom House Iandiug, the
Of Londea Bridge, In Lower Thames street. from
Bsrmo ndssy, Greenwich Hospital and wooiwIch,and.
,ngs, on tho Kentish side Of the river. In warm
weather numbers OF people take tho "trip from London
10 Margsis as ~ considered healthier than travel
on the railroads, and has the additional
Advan tagss OF being cheaper and cleaner Tho Lon
don boats will sot bear comparison, however, with
tho slcaant Hudson River aud sound steamers thai
piy pstwesn Now York aud Albany, Newport, Fan
Rv er aud points. The saloons smaller, aud
present OF the gorgeous features and uccommo-
aut,ons OF the American vessels Still thcy we'll
hull steamers the Inhabitants iron the hcated
and overcrowded districts Of London--such as tho
tAnnerie~ OF Bsrmondssy, Whitschapel, Shorcditeh,
Spitainsds, Dsthnai Green, Ratcliu aud the smoky
confines OF tho city proper-patronizc them and
mako ,ne most VI "a whole DAY on the water" rho
Ordinary Londonsr talks moro oil fresh air ana
Christsnoom Hundreds nocx to the boats laden with
baskets tasks, and begin to "picn,c IN earnest
often psoro the muddy waters OF Barking creek are
leis behind.
The excursiohjst TO Gravesspd. like the New Yorker
Who goes TO Coney Island anu KockawAy, has TO en-
dure almost many odors as q writer pretended
20 have discovered In Cologne fer discharge from
the monster sewers at BARKING IN ioathsone IN the
extreme. The water ~ sometimes very rough Ia the
reschs - below WoVlwch. ana u ~ very common TO
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-04-25

DRAMATIC CLOSE OF AN INTERVIEW
A gentleman from the North, stopping at
Jacksonville, recently wandered off on a
little forest stroll, and soon came upon
tumble down old cabin. at the door of
which was seated venerable white man,
with eyes blinking with age and his snowy
hair falling thickly about his shoulders.
He was watching little darkey, about
fifteen years old, gathering palmetto
roots. The gentleman from the North
engaged the ancient forester in CONVEX,
sation about the crops, ETC., and found
the old man intelligent and well informed
about his surroundings. ''But as to
wages, now" pursued the Northern visi-
tor, chow much do you have to pay hired
help down here? Take that little niger
gathering roots there, how much do you
pay him day?"
The old man hesitated second or two
and then slowly said, skeining his long
white hair through his fingers, ."Well,
to tell you the truth, stranger, I'm not
much on wages myself. The fact is that
little boy gathering roots out there is my
wife's son."
The Northern gentleman had no fur
ther questions to ask, more particularly,
perhaps, as "that little nigger's" mother,
strapping big colored woman, came out
Of the cabin about that time with big
pair of tongs in her hand, carrying a bIaz-
ing coal for the old mans pipe.-Cin.
Commercial.
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The first literary effort of Flavius
Josephus Cook has been made public by
his old teacher. 1t takes up the subject
of 1.-The Cow" and discusses it as fol-
lows:
''The COW is good animal She has
two horns, and two eyes, and gives milk
which is good to eat. She has four legs,
and eats grass and hay. Some cows are
red, and they have long tails
There is very little to be said by way
of criticism of the production, except that
it bears evidence of the writer's immatu-
rity. His information is correct, but his
way of putting it betrays the fact that it
was written before he had become erudite
and competent to address Boston audi
ence acceptably. Doubtless he meant to
say that the female Of the bovine genus
is benefcient mammal; that this rumi-
nant quadruped is possessed of corneous
protuberances, projecting from the occi-
put, that her vision is binocular, and that
she yields an edible and nutritious tactical
oxidation; that she is quadrdpedal and
herbivorous, assimilating her food in both
the succulent and exsiccated state; that
some of them automatically correspond
to the seventh color of the spectrum, and
that they are endowed with caudal ap-
pendages of exaggerated longitudinality.
VOrchester Press.
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WHY PRINTERS DIE YOUNG. A
writer fully accounts for the reason why
printers die young, and why they are
continually tramping from place to place
in search of peace and quietude He
says that working for forty editors and
scores of authors, every one of whom is
as sensitive as hornet, no wonder prin-
tiers die young, and only pachydermat-
Gus, mulish specimens get their share of
life. The writer wishes he could offer
himself as an awful example of the perils
which environ the man who NEEDLES
with cold-type. \ thoroughy-trained
printer should have stepmother, and
then stepfather, and then should have
been bound out to tanner, and then
married scolding wife, and lived in a
smoky house, and have had family of
babies afflicted with the collie. He
should have added to all this discipline
thorough knowledge of science, law,
theology, languages, history and biogra-
ply. If, in addition, he has a vicious
looking countenance, and an amiable
disposition, he may stand some chance
with these authors and editors; but
probabilities are, after all, that they will
worry him to death. This picture will
have very depressing effect upon am-
bilious boys who are anxious to learn
the ''art preseryatiye Of all arts The
picture, however, Is tolerably correct
one.
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WHY A WOMAN CAN'T THROW 4
stone

The practice OF whole life will not
enable woman to throw a stone with
grace and accuracy. 1t was one of the
first and most knotty physiological prob
lens which presented itself to our
youthful mind why our big sister. when
She tried to throw SNOWFALL at US,
almost invariably sent it careening over
the top of the house, while we. in turn,
could pop her in the ear almost every
time. 1t may be that we took mean
advantage of this discrimination of Ma
ture in our behalf against our sister; and
it may be that we improved the oppor-
tunity to rake her fore and aft whenever
she came within firing distance. But
that is neither here nor there. As the
time passed on and We increased our
stock of observation, we saw the other
fellows sisters labored under about the
same disadvantages that ours did in the
matter of throwing any kind of missile.
Why this marked and unmistakable diff
ference existed We never learned until,
at somewhat advanced period, We dove
into book of physiology, and learned
that the clavicle, or collar bone, in the
anatomy of female is some inches Ion
ger and set some degrees lower down
than in the masculine frame. This
long, crooked, awkward bone interfercs
with the full and free action of the
shoulder, and that's the reason why a
girl cannot throw stone. The design
Of this sort of thing is still unexplained
to our entire satisfaction. We have de-
veloped pet theory of our own, how
ever, that an a,l-wise and bene6cient
Providence, foreseeing that there would
be rolling-pins, and stovehooks, and pot
lids, and hot water in the world, set the
woman's clayicle down a hitch or two
for the safety of men. It's lucky for
all Of us that women cannot throw
stones. -EI.