The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-08-22

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yosf owa bora. bat dou't Do i 10 frost
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How much happier We should b,
,Hmmef evenings i Moab bad stepped
% .he male tumble beg before be Iett
ibs arb.
A poor beDpeoked husband aid
he wife took bor hair Oh 40 easily. that
perhaps she di5at know hov il hurt
him 10 have bis hsir pulled ont.
No matter hos bard Il Is 10 dnd a
rocking chsir during the day. man is
cure 10 fai oscr one wben be is Ii
search ol the match box after dark
The Chinese think dancing use
Ices fatigue When Com Arson gave
ball a. Caution. ChinAman. observ-
ing the dancing. said Why don't you
let yoar servants 30 this for you!
Two lawyers. while bathing at
Santa Cruz the other day, were chased
out Of the water by shark. This is
The most fragrant case OF want Of pro.
fessional courtesy on record.
The Brooklyn Union.Argus is very
apt at seeing the difference between
The weather and baby, One never
rains but Il pours; the other never
pains bot Il roars.
What would you say II you should
zee The Indians coming right down up
on you now ! asks an Oregon paper.
Haven't given the question much
thought, but il strikes us we would say
excuse my back.
Il hay herd CRATE deal sed about
broisn hartes, and thafe may be 70 ov
them, bat mi experience haz been that
next 10 the gizzard the heart il the
tufest piece oy meat in the whole krit-
ter Josh Billings.
II should just like to see some one
try to abduct me. said Mrs Smith at
the breakfast table the other morning.
HIN 80 should |. my dear-so should
/, said Mr. Smith, with exceeding ear
nestness
A little boy was passing along the
street with feeble step and face full
Of misery. The good lady stopped and
Gindly inquired v bat allied him. Don't
cal any more cherries, said be.
Now Is the time when the prudent
hourekeeper nearly kills herself pre-
serving fruit She cans what she can,
and what she cant can she preserves,
aud what she can't preserve she dries,
and what she can't dry she pickles.
How New Hampshire newspaper
heard IL tx Gov fnor Miller OF Mimi
esota is delivering lecture in that
Sta,r which II entitled All Men are
Liafs. His tickets read All Men are
Liars.-Admit one
Little four year old Mary com
planned to mamma thai her button
shoes were hurting, Why. Matte
you've put them on the wrong feet.
Puzzled and ready TO cry. she made
answer What'll do. mamma They's
al the feet I've got.
Listen. say. As caracole
through Parliament street GU the noble
long raFed Es.Ietn. bat hitherto de-
spirsd pa.diup'd HEIR them cty hail
al bail 10 The" Moses Sccaudns.
ihtiee il4r ia a ia, ia,inian race.
Grand Nizief = Independent lura,,,
and jake Of Jerusalem
ri should think glasses would be
gO'si ior MAJOR Bfunek eyes said ane
iiirad 60 another ,iasres are iust
wha' as ruiuinx ih'm. VAS The rrply
Tia, qertf. said ,bv tririd Ma 1t
all, war the rtlauder. because, yur
zee. h. pnlt uses The kind OF glasses
which are never faiscd above the nose
= " ben The cholrr. was raging IN
the south of kurupc. native ia Hon.
gary heard that in certain village il
attacked men only Hoping to escape
The disesse 30 disguised himself as
female. aid sent to live 10 the favored
village s0en after bis Aniyal, he was
attacked With the disorder, aud ia his
Agauy exclaimed Alas. alas, who
could have betrayed my sex
a Brooklyn clergyman. who il
very fond Of dogs. bought couple 81
pops u rare breed. ard lcil them with
a dog iancier 10 train On returning
heme oee day. be found bis wife. abct.