The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1878-10-26
FUNNYGRAPHS.
MINER idyls-Tramps.


Real estate conveyances-birt carts.
EVERY tramp is in favor of the ate
hour law.
To make a mango-Read him your
last poem.
THE forerunners of a plague-A mos
quito's.. legs.-Nea0 Hauen Register
HONESTY, unfortunately, is not the
best politician.
"JUsT as the elbows bent, the swigs
inclined. "-Bo8ton Posf,
ANTI-FAT for compositors. The presi-
dents message-Rome Sentinel
NEVER let boy baby walk too soon.
He may turn out tramp.-N Y. Com.
Ads.
Mr.. PULLMAN says that if he can
with the Angel stand he will pre-
coed to sherif-him.
HIGH back combs are very fashionable,
but the sweetest thingi is combs in the
honeycomb.
ENGLISH army officers grOwl at their
comfortable barracks, when they stayed
for months in Administration Post,
THE young mon vino has any prudence
about him will write his love letters in
cipher and forget the key.-D,trOit Free
Press.
WHEN a fellow bequeathes his body
to a medical college for dissection, that's
what you may consistently call "a dead
give away"
The Danbury man has a theory that
the man-eati1g sharks off Long Island
are New York hackmen thrown out of
business by the elevated road.
IT is said that mosquitoes are bred
upon the waters. In that case they will
return again before many days.-N. q:
Pscastne.
AN English scientist has discovered
that lying produces a huskiness of the
throat This, perhaps, explains the
pitcher and glass on the orators little
table.
THERE is a gill of whisky in every
twenty-one ears Of corn. Therefore q
hotel guest who displays too mitch appe-
tite for corn may incur the suspicion
that he has read up on extracts.
A LITTLE girl asked a minister, Do
you think my father will 90 10 heaven
"Why, yes, my child. Why do you
ask7' well, because if he don't have
his own way there he won't stay long"
"YEs," said an Irish. gentleman at
Long Branch, +" that lady is very disa-
gfeeable at table. If lived in the sarnk
house with her, she would be the only
one in it, can tellyou."
A WAC in New York seeing a man
drive tack into card, through the let
ter in the word Boston" excitedly
exclaimed. Why what are you bout;
don't you know that laying tar On zen ~
Boston once raised laundering muss
there?"
CARE grapes healthy" asks an ex-
change As a fruit, opinions differ.
George Washington, Christopher Colunt;
bus, Noah, Napoleon the First, and
Mary, Queen of SCOTS, ate grapes, and
! they are all dead now. Draw your own
conclusions.
AN Ohio young lady committed sui
eide one Sunday because her father
would not consent to her marriage with
his hired man. Now an Indiana girl
would have simply left note saying,
"Deer father, we hev flew, fOrgiv your
Tilda. IN T. Corr. Adt.
THE sides, the ends and the cover of
an old trunk may be from time to time
completely replaced in the course of con
tinued repairs, but the labels that 'Hark
the fact that it made trip to Europe in
1867 remains unchanged and decidedly
conspicuous.-Puck.
a KNOW Where there is another arm
just as pretty as this one" said young
| Oil Citizen to his sweetheart, as he
| pinched hear fair arm. The storm that
quickly gathered upon the lady's brow
as quickly passed away when the young
man pitched her other arm and said, IT
is this one, dear" -Ou City Derrick.
THE badness of trade: Shopkeeper
(to commercial traveler). Can't give
you an order; quite overstocked." Trav-
eleri Let me, at least, show you my
samples" Shopkeeper: "Spare your.
self the trouble; can't look at them"
| Traveller: "Then will you allow me to
look at them myself? 1t is three weeks
since | have even seen them.-F'Unny
Folks.
SOME one alleges to have discovered
that the reason Barbara Freitchie didn't
wave a flag at Fredericktown, was be-
cause there was no Barbara Freitchie to
wave it. Ten years hence some one will
declare that there was no southern re-
bellion, that JEFF. Davis was Hezekiah
Longbottom, and lived in Berks county
in cave during the alleged war.-Nor-
riSt0rn Herald.
A BERGEN county man pleasantly sat
down at breakfast, and his wife said,
Darling, does your head ache?" He
replied with sufficient dignity, " No;
why should you ask?" And she said
back, " Well, dear, you came in at three
o'clock this morning, and as you couldn' t
hang your hat on the rack, you put the
rack down on the floor, and said you'd
hang every hat in the house on it; and I
thought your head might ache. "-Nee0
York Herald
THE other day a visitor surprised
Richard Grant White saying to his
baby: "Oh-ny no-ny, mussy tick hick
his itty footsy wootsies out fun INDY re
banky wanky OF catch coly woly an
have re sRuff1es." Just then he caught
sight of the visitor, and said to the in
FAINT: Ono, no, you must not expose
your pedal extremities by extending
them beyond the protecting cover CT the
blanken, or you will lay your system
open to attacks of catarrhal affections"
And the astonished child shrieked as
| though someone had winged it with a
patent safety pin.-BurtingtOn Ha1Ukeye
THE story is told Of Henry Ward
Beecher that on one occasion when tax
ing supper at an inn in New Jersey,