Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-08-10

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GeurgI., tiiy year. e Ase, VII never in
hI> IIi. drank glass Of whisky. smoked
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wretch has lived utterly in vain. The
man Who has never sat 10y beautiful
wohsn, with . pipe ia his N outh, glass
of whisky in one hand, and the whale
bones Of her palpits,ing stays in the
other, and, with u lip unused TO the
Coo! breath OF reason, told his love-" has
no more idea of Paradise than deaf and
dumb orang- ou,ang has Of metaphysics.
Even without the pipe and whisky there
is, strictly speaking, nothing disagreed
bic abou: il.
"There is no habit" said the preacher
last Sunday evening, "that is more dis
gushing than that Of profane swearing"
inexorable conscript officer from the ST.
lent Land lays his pallid hand upon you
and bids you come to join the innumer-
able caravan forever marching to muffled
drums through the Vale Of Shadows, how
much do you suppose you will he will
ing At that moment TO give in the cur
rent coin Of the realm to be able truth.
fully to say that Jou had never sworn an
oath in your lifea You needn't name the
sum. TO pay the interest on it at one
per cent for fifteen minutes woulI bank.
rupt the Rotbschilds.
Mr.. L. II SMITH, of Strathroy, On
tario, has dog named Paris, which he
values at 100000. He is an English
setter-thst is, the dog is an English set
ter-and to q man who has been properly
raised, q hundred thousand dollars are
almost no price at all for him-indeed,
were it not for certain pecuniary circum-
stances, not necessary to mention here,
Mr.. Smith could just as easily value him
ut two hundred thousand dollars as at
half the sum. Just think Of dog that
10 actually worth a plantation of 1000
acres of bluegrass land at $50 an acre,
stocked with 500 head Of horses at 500
head! And yet they tell Us that man
10 the noblest work Of the Creator!
Soxe photographic philosopher Of the
press tells US that elf you put two per-
sons in the same bed. room, one of whom
has the toothschs and the other is in
love, you will find that the one with the
toothache will go to sleep first" This is
especially true if the love happens to be
of that heart wrenching kind they call
"unrequited love-" for, as the poet says,
or probably would have said if the
thought had occurred to him at mo-
,acnt when he had nothing better to say:
In affection scorned or slighted
Finds the heart its darkest goal,
For true love when uurequited
Is the toothache Of the soul.
And that souls consuming anguish
Anguish death alone may quell-
Us the sublimated essence
or u century Of - we'll,
Too we'll, csnst thou that dash explain
If thou hast ever loved in vain.
THE amount of pleasure young nan
can scare up with the help OF an income
Of upward of half million q year must
be immense, and yet it is said that James
Gordon Bennett, with just such an in
come, is about to turn his back upon all
the pleasures within his reach and run
the imminent risk Of having that classic
nose Of his frozen in foolhardy attempt
to reach the North Pole pole he is
likely to find not worth the reaching
when reached. But no is not going TO
find the North Pole. Men, whose ex-
perience in arctic navigation was but
very little inferior % his own, have, more
than once, tried TO find, il any If them
succeeded in the attempt. they did not
think the incident worth mentioning on
their return. Give us m income of half
. nilliop-in addition, If coars~, to the
ose we already h.ve-ahd ne xoaldnt
- through tine ice - far ss S?i;xl~rgen
- B&fhas Bay 90 fnd North foles
rocagh ~ hosp all the shisky barrels
that krntScky Consumes in t.esiy years.
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