Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1878-09-26
PrOVerbial Philosophy.

n great uduy meu exc out WlaC Cley
really have with what they pretended to
have.
A man who is poor and generous has
fewer friends than the man who is rich
and stingy.
~ So live that when thy summons comes
you won't fear the constable who serves
it on you.
A doctor enjoys bad health without
ever having tried it, though he has the
patience to do so.
Why is a woodpecker like trampf
Answer. Because he bores for his grub
,-Bostoza Globe.
There il lots ov pholks in this world
whose only importance konsists in their
being exklusive.-BAlings.
: 1t is the silent watches of the night
that render alarm clocks necessary-Cin-
oinnati Saturday Night.
Any man pays too much for his whistle
when he has to wet it fifteen or twenty
times day.-Saturday Night.
We are never more deceived than when
We mistake gravity for greatness, solem.
nifty for science, or pomposity for erudi,
ton.
There is sort of constructive consola.
ton in thinking that a great many PEG
pie will freeze to death next winter
NO. Picayune.
An audience cannot be too thankful
when it hears letter read from states
man instead of listening to an expected
speech. . -.
Alexander the Great used to say tina,
he was moro indebted to Aristotle fol
giving him knowledge than he was to
his father for life.
See how the little busy bee improves
each shining minute ;how gayly lights he
on your nose and sticks his singer in it
Fulton Times.
90 Envy is frequently the foundation OF
false reports. There is jealousy which
renders the success of others q provoca-
tim Of melevolence. -. e.
The man who continually does wrong
under the impression that no one will
find it out is simply rubbing his nose
against his own grindstone.
Early to bed and early to rise makes
man healthy, wealthy and wise; but early
to ryes and tardy to bed makes man
nose turn cardinal red. a..
The heart of many burned out mer.
chant has been hurt by thoughtless insar.
ance companies inquiring into tie cause
of a fire.-N. D. Picayune.
There wouldbeless willingness to 20 to
war if the shot of the enemy were distri
buted like prize money-the largest par
to the higher ranks.
how sturdilY English was the declara
ton of Goblet: II speak not only that
can be understood, but SO that CAMEO
be misunderstood"
Cider may be q goodtemperapce drink
but l kan manage to git so drunk on il
that kant tell one ov the 10 command
ments from a bye-law or base bal
klub.- Billsngs. ~-!.r .~,'~a: -
All the tavorite old iutidels ald hum
bugs are just now busy mapping out thei,
lecture route for next winter, while thu
good man is wondering where his fuel il
to come from. :. 49, ,.s~ -.:.t..t s.sr9
There is no need of almanacs in this
country. One can tell the approach o
spring and fall by. the number of mer
who shake hands with him and pick on
the fat Offices they banker to FILL ~.
If the man who kills himself on &C
count of disappointed love could only re-
turn to earth and loaf around until til,
nearest daily went to press, he'd see wher,
he didn't miss making . fool of himself
Young man, perhaps yu had better b
q munky than q philoso2 ber; if yu pla!
the n,unky we'll, mankind will look upor
themselves az superior to yu, and toss y,
hats and quarters. but if yu play III
philosopher they will 1konsider y,
superior to them, and shun yu ackordinly
Billings. ->.+:r':''ss - r.
How funny! If you see a mercl,an
studying up the sailing days of foreig,
steamers, you form high opinion OF hi
business; but if q cashier does it 70,
draw your deposit from his bank ia
stanter-Lo,ce1 Courier. ! + .z
ii No man can 60 down into the dungoo
| of his experience, and hold the torch Q
truth to all the dark chambers aud hid
den cavities, and not come up with
! shudder and chill as he thinks of til
time when he undertook to talk polite
with the deaf old father OF his first sweet
L suhSlo Tho II