The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-08-27

toe of a boot. But the man who laughs
isn't the one in front of it.
Ex-Governor Ames, Of Mississippi,
Buffers s~on-in-law, is bound up in the
cheese business in New York.
There is a station on the Colorado
Central road named Nj Wot, but the
cars don't stop there. WiNot?
1t is seldom that a mans chief popu-
larity depends upon his defeat. Gen.
Shields is in that happy element.
This thing of so many ballet girls
falling into legacies is calculated to un-
seat the morals of our young girls.
Pool your liabilities and presentlyour
petition by Saturday. Honest men
will not be made to order after that
time.
The Philadelphia Press thinks that
Dennis Kearney will succeed in killing
one bloated bondholder, namely, Ben
Butler. a1rai5 4.teg
Kearney's advice to the workingmen
is: SPOOL your issues" The working
mems advice to Kearney: 'Pool down
your vest"
Vice President Wheeler is at his
home in New York, laying plans for
the Presidency, tits said. Let Malone
in his sorrow.
AS we didn't send word to Memphis
or Grenada for the mayor to draw on
us for 800, our name isn't telegraphed
over the land.
Stanley, the tenor, has fallen heir to
slO ,000.-[Pittsburg Gazette.
We wouldn't object to tenor twelve
thousand ourself.
The Salt Lake Herald is apprehensive
of the contact between Beecher and the
polygamists. Never fear; he'll Beeclier
polygamist any day.
Chicago hotels are filed with refu-
gees from the yellow fever infected
cities. Chicago is proof against any
thing short of Gabriel's horn.
We are told that the sun revolves
only once in ever so many thousand
years, but we won't believe it unless
Susan B. endorses the statement.
The Marquis of Lorne has gone to
Kissengen.-[Chicago Journal.
And Louise will prowl through those
curly locks If he keeps on kissin' Jen.
AS the Nevada Senator hasn't hat
much of a Sharon the Congressional
business of the country, he will nov
make his most important moye-resign.
When a man wakes up of a morning
in bed with his boots on, there is little
doubt in his mind that when he retired
his notions of evening prayers were
somewhat confused. ta
The people always get the worst of q
worlds fair. Every piano manufact-
urer gets first prize, of course. He pub
fishes this fact. As there are about
t~hirty-nine first prizes, then a livel,
newspaper war ensues, and the pres!
profits while the people weep.
Said an orator at the woman's right.
congress at Paris: 1--WE were borr
naked, and yet society makes us cover
ourselves with clothes, to carr which
we have to work and labor. Such an
omalies as these will rapidly disappear
when our rights are conceded Speed
the day.
Some prejudiced observer says that
young women utter those little scream
not from fear, but to attract attention.
IN. Y. Graphic.
Grant was in Denmark three week.
and not a single paper informed it:
readers that ''there is something rotter
in Denmark" Is our civilization ;
failure or our newspapers losing thei
Observation-Disclosures.
A Sioux City man blew down til,
chimney of his kerosene lamp ever.
night for five years and never had al
accident. The explosion which burne'
the shirt off his back and the hair OF
his head occurred ON the occasion o
the first blow on the sixth year.
Hawkeye.