Litchfield enquirer., 1878-11-07
CLIPPINGS.
Late music-over-due notes.

Late music-over-due notes r Sensible advice-be kind to everybody that has vote.
 ! Suitable apartment for castle in the air A brown study.
 Moody weighs 94O. Think of that, ye poor, lean sinners.g { F .zGTFTTys1T \
 Feathers are used this year to trim every thing except hotel pillows.
 The man who has persistently closed the door all summer now leaves it wide open.
 If the husband of Ida Lewis falls in the wa ter in the vicinity of his wife he will probably drown.
 The man who votes couldn't be treated more tenderly if he were yellow fever sufferer | "Now," said Talmadge yesterday, in giving out hymn, ''Sing like heaven" ;" And they giggled and sang. , InE !
 James F.. Simmons, author of ''War in Heaven" has written a new book called 'sPeace on Earth"
 Hungry Traveler-'First of all, have you sole T Irish Landlady-'A sowl, is it! Now, do 1 look like haste? ,t't4
 No one need get discouraged if he only re- members that he will always be worth $25 anyway-to medical students
 There is no truth in the report that Edison has Invented soap that will do it's own wash ing and hang out the clothes.
 Boston man has stolen $96, 900 worth of water from the Mystic water company. He had the best milk route in the city.
 
 When usefulness is considered, the man who smokes cigarettes dwindles into insignifcance by the side of the individual who smokes hams
 ''The greatest good to the greatest number" should be the politics of every one. Some per sons interpret this to mean No. 1. ~v r The1irst thing some women will do when they get to heaven will be to look and see if their wings are cut bias, while the wings of other angels are gered. "F Fl
 The Rev. Robert Collier, itfs reported. is to marry an English lady, Asettlel down to- the charge of an English church, and by strict life endeavor to atone for living in Chicago.
 The name of New York chiropodist is William S-s Callim, --andu the, frstrthing he Knows soma paragraphic fiend will call him William the Corn -cprer.. W
 
 Mir. James Gordon Bennett, being confident that it is impossible to discover theNorth pole, has leased the polo grounds at Newport for space ofthree yearsD no guIIt99 TAssbuiihhg8or many years fSs used byaH. E. Comes for cutting grVye- stones is now occu- gied asa restaurant, which still preserves it
 clergyman who was recently called up to hold services in the State Prison at Sing Sing, prefaced his remarks to the prisoners by say ng n.SssA saas Rewas a "gla9to see so large num- basf Brother, Talmud, was this side the ferry last night again." said peak -nosed New York spinster one day this week, land haint A doubt but that he's rakin' together more malaria for sermons"
 A painters apprentice fell off scaffold with pot ef paint ipI each hand. He was taken up lnsensible. but as soon as he was restored to conscleusness he murmered Iywent down
 A Hartford man pleads for divorce on the ground that his wife kicked him ont of he'd AS cold weather is drawing nearthe other mar. Il red men in Hartford are watching the result wltn the 'keenest anxiety.taao4d g4iW
 Necessity has no law. Parson (sternlvl- "How could you come to church to be mar. ried to arman in such state as thatf''l gBridn } fweeping} }-s1t wasn't my fault, sir. I never can get him to come when he is sober" l s.DocioE ssaid a wealthy patiicanG caGE Edbis nbv. sician, "I want you to be thorough and strike at the root af the. disease" vstWen, wilfs'Ar said the floytcg eas he lifted This cane anaS brought it1loWn hard enonaht tobfeaE ihtd pieces bottle and glass that stood upon the sideboard. It was his last professional visit to that house.
 There is much heartbufning among the En- glish artists, whose employers have carried off valuable prizes at Paris while they themselves have liat even been mentioned. In one casesa particular piece or work carried of the grand prize and the exhibitor will be presented with the ecrossi of the Legion of Honor, while the poor artist gets neither reward nor decoration. hhf' 7i <f''+a FINELY TOPIC.
 What is it that's shouted. howled and sung
 By every class. and every toiiaue, ' T By old and middle-aged aal young2 r. z: 4 QJu0 < g G. andfsthers Cioekk f \ What is that hear all day,
 [ That's whhfled from Dsn to Beershe-ba
 That every pianos male pl . to play =. -. .sx 9aga t,ss e ls hss4 s1assasW - Siock.sh -d At night. what rouses Inc feon bea 2. ssi.s.
 At work, what starss'my aching head ''fa+
 At hom,s what's hummed by wife and maid i~>
 What weights for no one. works apace 'a NJ ss9 \ t. Ccnfronts an, hands with braxen face, " l3 l
 And springs as them from every place 'ps s971 q f hst ftAE Asss 0ss At 4 Grandfather Clcok.