Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-02-22
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n cultivated ear MI ear OF corn
Irregular Turkey -gohhlcr Russia
0Ac ~ oae ia, roses fall, one hN one
the stars 50 out 10 take drink he
tween the nets.
Almost anybody can send i hoy on
M GRAND, hut only the wealthy have
leisure to spare t. wait for him Is get
Il, Rome Stmtino,
Washington City has an eating shouSr
whore \ mcal can hc had for i penny.
This i why David Davis is Su informally
fat. OR CRy Derrick.
What's the matter with YOUR cyr.
Tommy "Oh, it's only boon pninp
through MI operation at the hands ~
an knoekulist, that's all.
Since this thing started there have
been seventy three kinds of hell dis
covered, with several Theological Semi
narics yet to hear from.
A Minnesota father, who has five
Srown-up daughters, has sued the Goun
~. tie claims that his residence hns
been used ny n court house the past two
wears.
The eordwood III the other mans
yard y jnst about ripe enough 10
GATHER, The dark of tho moon il con
sldcred the best time 10 harvest il.
BnrinRon idRktW
a wise man, who evidently speaks
from experience, says nobody can tcll
how many disputes for tho front side
Of the bed have been settled by mos.
ia ha.l lut "A "a 4 ~
room
Josh Billings is described ny il tall,
angular, stoopshoudercd man, with
iHlr 'M long as u eats tail, heavy
drcadMlly hnlging brow, shaggy eyc.
hroWs. long noac and grUslcd wins
kcrs. :
And now the Boston girls eal for Il
division Of tho pond IN the Public Gar
den, 50 the boys can't come ON then
side. What on earth do the Boston girls
think boys were made for, any way
Noneih Bpithn.
The little daughter Of il leading ply
sician III il certain country town prr.
4ented the following as her first school
essay: There was u little girl, and
she was very aick. They sent for my
papa, and she died very quick.
Headings from " Nebraska paper: A
Fnir-halred Fraud Who Leaves Hor
Husband 20 Pincp and Probably Perish.
IN n Lonely Nook Near the Pacific
Where Incipicnt Waves Echo tie
Ind Refrain Whore, q, Where IL
Shc2
+" Is TINT i brewery r asked fellow
passenger on one of tho up-riycr steam
ars ~ she approached the House Of
No" wittily responded
ludgo Riddlc, who was q bystander, "ii
n \ t,ctifying establishment"
II may DO TINT all the diphthGrin,
SCARLET fever, typhoid md meningitis
'omes from sewcr-gns, bus chicken
thieves who stumble over old straw
beds, nsh barrels, bodstcnds, old clothes,
md heaps OF potato-parings in back
Yards have their own theory
Brigham Young il being hauled over
HE Goals metaphorically The Nor
mon church wants two md half mil
ions refunded from hia estate. I,nt
we're not his services we'll worth fifty
thousand u year2 Tho Receiver Of the
Erie railroad pockets nearly TINT sum,
ind Brigham was Prophet, Seer, Reye-
ator, and Prince, besides having seven
cen families to feed md preside over
u grand Patriarch. .- Chr. I,tgtaer
a story il told Of deacon IN Ten.
lesscc, who was in the habit Of riding
! huckinE mne-that IL, u mule that
nh make . cnmels back of ila straight
me, and, by y spasmodic moyomcn,
i ~ four legs md hump, discharge it4
ider like il eannon-ball Tho other
lay they came to the edge Of the worst
ntd-holc IN the State, and tho mule
ave unmiHtakablc indications Of buck
hg. The good deacon knew TINT he
ms about 70 be thrown, and his mind
hurried about for u prayer Ills table
race came easiest: Lord, for what
u are about TO receive make ln humb
thankful, " and the mule had buckei