Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-06-01

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Mrs. Smith replled that lit vas q
shameful outrage that the papers
were allowed to publish such dis
gusting things. and asked her hus-
band (which paper had the fullest
account of the matter" That excel
lent man said that he believed the
Gazette contained more about it than
any other paper, and that after tea
he would send one of the boys and
get copy of it. His wife thanked
him, and was in the act of remarking
that he was always thoughtful and
considerate, when the Oldest boy ex-
claimed, " Pa, you've got long red
hair on your coat-collar!'
A prompt investigation made by
Mrs. Smith confirmed the boys ac-
cusation. There was al unmistaka-
bly, female hair on the collar of Mr..
Smiths coat, and it was obtrusively
red. Mr.. Smith said that was very
extraordinary thing, Mrs. Smith also
remarked very extraordinary, in
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expressed deep disgust at red hair,
and o profound contempt for the
/" nasty creature" who wore it.
- About the same hour MIR. BROWN
was also seated at his tea-table, and
was endeavoring to excuse himself
to Mrs. B. for having forgotten to
bring home paper. The lady, af-
ter having expressed the utmost in
dignation at the revival of the Bee
cher scandal, had asked for the
paper in order to see who was dead
and married, and was of course in
dignant because her husband had
not brought it home. In the heart
of the discussion she noticed a long
red hair on Mr.. Browns coat-collar,
and holding it up before him, she
demanded an explanation. In vain
did Mr.. Brown allege that he had
no idea how the hair became at
tached to his collar. His wife re-
Piled that what he said was simply
ridiculous. "Red hair don't blow
around like thistledown, and at your
time of life, Mr.. Brown you ought
to be ashamed of yourself. The
less you say the better; but I can
tell you that you can't deceive me.
I'm not o member of Plymouth
Church, and you can't make me be-
lieve that black is white"
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Smith were perfectly innocent. OF
course, they were annoyed by the re-
marks of their respective wives. but
like sensible men, they avoided any
unnecessary discussion Of the pain
full topic. The next day they each
brought home all the Chicago pa
pers that contained any reference Ia
the Beecher matter, and - the pa-
pers were received BY Mrs. Brown
and Nrs. Smith with many protssta-
tons Of the diagust which they felt
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