The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-12-05

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stesatls resaAlas be fas take, even
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-Gcaersl wAsbington. We are told.
eofs = set II false teeth which eosi bin
500. snd hey we're poor oses a that
Mfs PAninglon ssys thsi ne 90.
ly way 20 prevent steAmboa, erpio-
.iohs Is 10 make engineers tile the
water % shore,
TIE haad,orgAh man 10 iroHt Of
cor oaiee yesterday very appropriately
gase ~ spring, spring, gentle spring
Delightful weather This Is ladian
summer
Presence Of mind Is great thing
A man whose wife was attacked BY a
mad dog promptly crawlod under the
steps q a c0opcrs shop, and did not
get hart
IL is an setual tact, demonstrated
beyond a doubt. that The sound Of a
fiddle IN house will drive rats away
You see the rats don't own any proper.
~ aud can get away as well as not.
"A Western editor says that water
has tasted strong Of sinners ever since
the deuge, and that's the why be takes
whiskey 10 his'n.
A bald beaded man with a black
eye called here yesterday, took off his
hat aud pointing TO bis eye and bald
bead said, Betsy and I--hair out.
Il Boston man stole bis wile's
wooden leg aud pawned il for money TO
buy whiskey Now she wants di.
yofce, but il must be confessed that
Der excuse for desiring separation is
avery lame one.
"A Poughkeepsie parent lately in.
duced cfoupy youngster to make
quite a hearty meal OF buckwheat cakes
aud maple syrup. but the latter proved
10 be a nice syrup OF squills, The boy
said be thought something allied the
molasses the very minute is father
told him 10 eat all he wanted TO
Old Parson Blank might preach a
pretty good sermon on Sunday. but lie
was most impossible everyday man.
he would cit on the end Of limb, when
pruning his apple trees. and saw il of
inside. aud thus tumble TO the ground
Scene Teacher with reading
class. Boy treadingl, And as she
sailed down the river Teacher: Why
are ships called she 10y tpreoo-
tiuurly alive to the responsibilities Of
hts sex Because they need men 10
manage them.
"A litam Bostouisu has married a
lady whose weight verges closely upon
200 pounds. My dear. says he to her,
shall help you over the fence No;
says she to him. help the fence
Say, Johnsing, why does you re-
mind me Of mad dog ! said one col
ofed bfotAer t. another, who was re.
clubbing under buffalo robo, Cab il
ap. was the answer. Kase you's got
hide.raugh ober.Yer yah yah
40 exchange priuts lnnrleen rules
fof spelling a child and the quickest
aud masl certain rule Is omitted II
Suu want II sppll Child, give the
NsnHt-trs dpJ l-kuow.it.was lua,'rd
pt-tai q pl.y with. II goes right TO
a. sp4i and ~ pp.'punemebt % ae-
petai - lue weather
In pathetic scene IN A Woman
Of the People Is Baldwms fheaue.
San Francisco, 20, sooIen head Of a
baby ,ha, The .pAized mother was
hsldns tail 81 anj tolled ho.sriussiy
~ lie iguih bas he aoiiess e9,htt
picked q up aud pat 1t vn the body
again
Molher wants yUa 10 let her take
your p5lunAse pattern. aud Ice 30 kind
a. 10 GIL tais cup With yeast. and is
your clock right, and what lime is il,
aud little meal ia this pan. md won I
you write down your recipe for rye
iauidus sai please not let your tur.
keys foost on our ieace any more,
cause lad says he'll shoot EN-.
gentleman ia New Orleans was
agrceAbly surprised 10 find a plump
turkey served up for HE dinner. and
iaquihd IT his servant how il was 90.
.aipei Why, sir. replied Sambo. dat
tafkey has been rooslin' on our fence
uce sights. So dis mofnih' seize
him So de reut Oh de icnce