Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-08-20
Nasty Solves a Problem.
UNLIMITED ISSUE AND INTERNAL Improvement
LEAGUE.
CoNFEpERIT y ROADS,
witch Is IN the state of Kentucky
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LEAGUE.
CONFIDENT Y ROADS,
witch Is in the state of Kentucky
Jooly 30, 1873
! Yesterday wuz perplexed | he'd bin srgooin
with my yoosusl ability in favor NV an unlimited
ishoo NV greeobscks with a view Nv making money
easier, and giyin every man wich wanted IL all he
wantd, when Issaker Gavitt staggered me by ask
40 wat good that wuz goin To do him
" Goo promised US 3" sed Issaker, money in
plenty when we got the silver bill passed, but
never got hold NV a dollar NV il unless earned it,
and that Good do before silver wuz made lege
tender. There's money enuf now for them ez IS
so degraded az to work II, hut that amt wat tnan-
scoring il for. Wat | want is money that don I
work for-money furnisht by a paternsl govern
ment, AS it were; money that comes NV itself you
see. Don't talk TO me until 700 kin come in that
shape"
laid awake whole mite pouderin this suhJck.
| saw to wunst the force of Issakers objeckshun,
and felt that suthin must be done TO solve this
problem.
At precisely 3 o'clock in the morning hit il. II
come 10 me ike reviashun, and | went to sleep
satisfied that he'd solved the problem OF finance.
This is my idee. Money was plenty doorln the
late onpleassntness, becoz the government wuz a
boryin NV eyrybody. 1t Was pentyer in the Con-
# deiacy than 1t in the Fedrel States bee Z
toe COntederacy wuz the biggest horrN er. The
Northern farmer which he'd boss that aiore the
war, OWN to ITS BEN bind and spavlnd, wuZ with
A.,
hecoz the goverme ut ned to hsv it, and he'd nothn
but is greenhsx to pay fur it IN. Hence the honest
tanner dlvydid with the honest contractor, and
ther was $500 put ahoat, which wnz x Cd thing
for the oseIies and the photographers. The wife
NV that farmer never Stopped nil she he'd a cake
NV French toilet sope and silk dress, and her
photograh, aud the farmer hissef put on broad.
cloth and fine linen, and bot trOttin sulky. Them
wuz prosperous days.
We can't, NV course, hev anuther war TO git our
neky sl,nn INF .L.l.a ha Int Eap hay
will do jest we'll We KIN hey InterLel impruv-
mence We kin complete all the ksnas and rsle-
roads tibet ever wuz kommenst, aud we kin kom-
mense jest az many AS We chuze. fur instance,
the Cross Roads wants
The slack waerin NV Niger Run to make il
avsletble for side Wheel steamers al all sessuns NV
the yeer
The compee shun NV the Secessonville Rale
RODE to lower toe fIate on likker from Louisville.
The compleeshun Nv the pike to Boregard to cut
of the trade NV Libertyville
The establishment Nv an arsenal at the Corners,
and also a nashuel military academy.
The imejt bdin NV branch connecting the
Corners with the Suthern Pacific road.
The establishment here NV "a ns>hnel obserys-
tnry, to observe echpzes and discover pants and
sch, without wlch Their cant be prosperity.
The bIldin NV plank road over DAvs's hills,
with a swing bridge over Niger Run.
These improvements, ali demanded BY the gen.
ers good. viii cost not less than three millions NV
dollars, all NV wich wood be divided among the
honest perdo0sers Nv the Corbe.s, and the honest
contractors, NV wch should be
Thus the money would git into circulation, and
thus 1t wood 60 a long way toward restoring pros
perity. Ez evry other loo siy in the country wood
want All ekal amount, there Good be at least a
thousand million put ahoat to begin with, wich
Good be added to from time to time, as we needed
1t.
"But it wood all hev 10 be paid agiu p objected
Bsscom, which hevin suthin is aluz ohjrclln to
tnanshe skeems for betterln the times
Never" sed |, never. This money sint never
10 be redeemed. 1t will 90 and forever.
When n bill gifts old, 700 kin 90 aud exchange ii
for a new one, and that for another new one. The
people will be obleeged to take il, for it will be
lege tender, and it cant he'll maxim money plenty
~ich Is wat We want Pay. never! IF We
ale agoin to pay we mite be benefited for time,
| but II wood De but Temporary. We want perns-
nent tnansha releef, suthln that will last. un-
limited isshoo Nv money and ibral system NV in
ternal improvements 10 glt 1t into cirklashun Is
vat we want now.
Issaker wuz satisfied, tomorror mite we meet to
| organiz the "Onlmlted lsshoo and Internal lm-
proovmeDt League Nv the Cross Roads
Our rsllylng cry viii be, "Cspass'ty for spendin
money must be ekal to our capasslty for prodoosin
| It, and both must be Unlimited" We shell hev
good times al the Corners ez soon ez the Nationals
carry a Congress, and kin get to work. hey dc
yeloped tue skeem for EN-.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty, Financier.