The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-11-14
EVERYDAY sPIGERIES.


A MAN mas ms nanos iun wneh ne -
hve miles on s1ore anu nosnlEg pus
water W ca'on no'u -. '1s'. 80 =
ALWAYS be civil to your hired man.
he may nave fortune comlng - nin
from l1 n reiatlyes 6'il IN .no o'u soaAs'
~. I. Com. Adoefttsef.
FIRST preparatory student (angnly)
q If you attempt to pull my ears you'll
have your hands full" Second prep.
Cooking at his ears)- Well, yes; 1
rather think shall."-eo'tegc roper.
ABouT the clearest case OF absent
mindedness on record, is that of the
young man of Elmira who went to
Shoot SQUIRRELS on Thursday and forgot
to take his gum Elnsra Advertiser.
WuEN man is hanging by his toes
fron, tho corn;ce of 4 high building, and
,ua annaots I1 rnon,antar;lv to drop. nothing so
copnleteIy m reassures and SO thoroughly
satisfies him as the sudden discovery
ma. c ne Is saieis AZ n0'Ae - D
oe'stt7aet.
nal, "would you think OF cheese tnat
q man had to take q knife IN his 0anu 10
the cellar to look at itf'' We should
think that the cheese might be mitey
strong Int that your grammar is pars-
ing weak.-PhI. Bulletin.
,,.gw who will write at morn. noon.
| I'D n;rbt sucb stnff as is dubbed
MNsah;nm e. anu deserves to he bled
s;tohfarl instead of = lancet
WIN pso ~, Iamwh;ny9- Nc,o. YorE
NOV M why S;n az ,Ua 10 tb;nt how Won
mo,1d mo~I; looL I suited ON the tines Of a
n;tchfork k-Roms Seuti;sel.
mC.Y WON bolona n a brass hand
- Ghr;st;o,, e I gs asLs an exchange
aUo Wo 10 o ;,ansd;r,ont o, in in the he way. Bnt
we see No IN p.ohar 1G &c brasa hand and
L 4 an no - = - - nract;c;nr on his cornet or
,hona - on " a. home r ;s an utter inn
., - 81. a-.,,.,,f f,;r;no naxt door
posslDlilty ior the iiian LYING iiIAo SIsSS ~.
4 to be q NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. lzcTutu.
i w,rv ,,orn n. Golden sunbeam on the dewy
flower throws,
And oei.ed bees serehe'y ny Ao0u' ''o'- -O'' =
And all the sky is draped with Clouds with bosoms
Psle as Grus the symphonies Of happy little
birds,
Interminge;d with % the Wild unear.nis seieeen u
'''' mn ''s'' --Breakfaa Table.
1rr,,s of ;n+erest-counons. A hard
case4Tbe turtles shell. Close Of the
season-Fall oyercoats. A naughty
sffair-A cipher dispatch. A taking.
man-Tbe horse-car conductor. Fall
nor nen;ncNA dozen raw on the half shell.
Pot;anf wa;ters-Physicians without
nrsct;ce Ready made-The Young lady
waiting for an offer. A frst-class at
traction-The handsomest senior at
Harvard College. Boston Bulletin.
Orr worthy friend Biggs, of the Mill
town Record. who personally sets up the
entire inside of his paper, makes a
special point to apologize for the con-
slant omissions and atrocious commits
sions of "the stupid compositor. ."-Ae,c
YorE Neaos.
aoua lovely Liza
Couldn't wait,
90 The sne,s GeIdsn sSIs e Gate. sW.ns oA
~ ;n,o,;nt;on ON s4 oOt, monument
nnt - @ et Iona Mountain5San Francisco
Pos post -
h4 Loot uooL ~ nortv in
a Touonto 6 no,,ng man was Frightening
soma of the voung ladies' by his daring
e os~,,,l,,ar ,,,ho,, tbe
{ exhibition VI iovvisI., ,l, ~ s,sS
2 | weapon was accidentally discharged, tne
' bullet entering the young man sue,
a | Initiating a serious wound. We have
said a great many harsh things about
49, -, @ x,,ax, ,hoso ravoiuars con-
tnese young men mnoeo ,osvi,oAo '''- w.
b tain more than their heads, Dut we fc-
b tract everything now. AT last re-
q yolvar has been found that knows which
= 'oAfSi At.s - n, -. -. n,,rL..s -.
s man 10 snoot.--D"rst"9to's 1fe'sse@s5e'
r The chances are very much In favor
e of a woman's recovering damages in a
VI Wonoh wv e. = 5
d ogs;nst ei1u - mans doing SO. and this
:, thongh ON the face of it the mans case
}, NAV he q much better one than the
v rn,non,s The ;urv usuallv reason tba
y by being discarded the woman has suf
o fered in mind and prospects, and beuce
l. is entitled to compensation, which il
# sometimes calculated at q very high
r figure. The man, ON the other hand, i,
regarded as being able to shift for him
self and his sufferings are usually
Thought to be amply compensated By
his increased liberty.-Nev York Graphic
st porn or TUE STATES.
$ n.,.,. M,.s ono. ..,z.a With chin.
h Mas feeling most internal Ill,
a, When came in Mo. for to know
'r II n. I. service ne c0uia ao
d "oh," cried the maid for scared M was Is, sheh
? .. ~ you ..,a aat, -. . doctor % aIKsn. s.vs