The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-06-18
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Aknock.down argument is usually propounded
John Sherman, be sure you write, and then 60
ahead.
Stanley Matthews, bcwarei The sword OF -ocles
is hanging by the gals.
Chicago Journai.'sNine times out OF ten there is
nothing fair and square IN q lottery drawing"
Ex.Congrcssman John Hill, who ircubated tho
postal card would be willing to 60 to the House again.
Lieutenant Governor Lctiler gave u State dinner
last night at Quebec to the Governor General Lord
DuGerin.
young lady OF Englcwood, being asked whother
she homo ,pathist replied, 'No: tor love does
not cure love-"
The Confederate Army OF Tennessee at their meot-
ing will present Jefferson Davis with gold badge for
tho efforts he made 10 destroy tho Union.
Schuyler Colax in Colorado Is serene and majestic
and smiling That man viii some day Sit q monu-
long enough to smile the top Of grofs head Oh
Whoever saw dovii fist ?-Hsraid n. \. You can
see a poor devil nsh from the dock at Hartford any
fair day from sovcn A. NJ I'll SIX r. M.-Hdytord Post
There reasons Tor believing that Mr.. schurz
would get along with tho republican party II he would
taKo tho paresoric rst and aforward eat Tho green
apple.
Itwasa New Jersey boy who was cpherng In long
DIVISION and said that sum things BIO dono we'll
as otncrs That boy ought TO vo long enough count
in a who electoral commission.
You ought TO tho ignorant, chinlcss son OF q
Lu:k-bozrd bachwoods Jerseyman, who cannot write
his name, look down on a negro who has picked up
little In the classics. And IL IL not Georgia but Now
Jersey.
The Norristown Herald Is willing to pay a premium
for a pun on isingass Well, speak about some you
lady looking at herself in mirror; shc eyes In
glass. or speak OF young man looking at a sherry
cobblcr; he ice in glass. But lot US forbear.
Herbert Spencer should nnd that his theory OF cvo.
luton is having its practical fruits. Tor bore America
Is special Journal called american Correspondence aud
edited by Mr. Felix Aucaigne, which dovoos tscf to
international interests between America and France
Now York dry goods drummer, having an hours
leisure went into Paterson foundry the other morn.
ing, aud, going TOO close to tho machinery ascn-on
trip hammer hi him the check and bro9e itself all
10 peces lie Immediately lett tho town AVOID suit
tor damages
Kcckuk Conrifu ion.- ything or fresh this
morning?' . reporter asked In a railroad Office.
.Yss,' replied tho lonc occupant oil the apartment
.wnat IL its' queried the reporter, whipping out his
notebook. Said the railroad man, edging toward tho
do,r, .rhat paint you icaning against Such
are the loads a newspaper man must bear. -
London Worid;-'.Fiattery, nattcry, and always
naicry Is the truo motto for the heaven born states
man who hollis aud holds rightly that aseondency IN
tho sncal cmpyrean necessary condition Of politi
cal sway. There Is but way Tor acquiring power
| with individuals, whether they are mon or women
assail perslstcntly thor weak points, carry those
points VIGOROUSLY, and mbue them with the delu-
sion that their weak points are their strong onos."
| A Greek youth who vas engaged TO Crock maiden
OF eighteen has been drawn into the army. The lover
sends TO his letter saying that no may DO gone
long perhaps forever and that the bearer Of the letter
| Is good boy, worthy Of being her husband. Being
asked IL she likes this she says :-"wc you see
tho other away, and may never return. IcrIcd
for a week; then this camc; he Is here and
my trousseau Is roady. II wait much longer shall
soon be too old for In another two years shall be
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