The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-21
SCI APPS.

Tramps are the result of freedom gone
o.seed.
Paper money first used N 1910, and re-
vived in 1888.
Lord Beaconsfields private physician is
homeopathic.
4 cat will jump at conclusion when
playing with its own tail.
a lady with a lame foot reminds Us of q
slaughter-house-sh' ambles.
The only housework that some girls do
is when they begin 10 dust around after a
beau.
In England the cultivation of the cour-
tesies and amenities Of publice life is .
religion.
Every indication Of the future tends 20
show great expansion Of our foreign
commerce.
Dom Pedro has given $4,000 from his
private purse to aid Brazilian music stu
dents in Europe.
The quickest way to destroy weeds is
to marry widow. 1t is an agreeable
species Of husbandry.
The best fruit America ever sent to Ire
lsnd-the potato. The worst ireland ever
sent America-the orange.
a young man after being kicked from
his loves house, by her father, said his
departure was tender Il the extreme.
An internal revenue collector recently
met a man who was so dirty that he put
him down on the tax list as real estate.
a lisping doctor sacrificed the life of a
very thin patient by telling her that a
certain food would make her 9Th thick"
Efforts are being made for the estab-
llshment of line Of steamers between
Cuba and the ports Of the Republic Of
Honduras.
France claims part of the fishery award
on the ground that she has an interest in
the fisheries, secured in the treaty Of 1863,
and never given up.
augustus said Amelia, chow do oys-
ters get any air to breathe when their
shells are closed Gght.n "Bi-valyes,"
murmured Gus.
The Southern Pacific Railroad is shaded
from continuous line Of cottonwood
trees planted for telegraph poles They
all sprouted and live.
Explorer Stanley IS said to have accept
ed proposition, made by the King OF
Belgium, to defray the expenses Of an
other trip across Africa.
DR.. Lemoyne, of Pennsylvania, who
owns the fiery furnace in which people
are cremated, has given 100000 to col
cred school in Tennessee.
To get figs from thistles: Reduce one
ton of thistles to seventy pounds of pot
ash. Then sell your potash for cash
Then take the cash and buy figs.
a witness was 50 exhausted that lie
called for glass Of water. The judge
said TO the examining lawyer, Let him
go; you have pumped him dry
The skull of Captain Jack, the Modoc
chief who was hanged Tor the murder of
Gen. Candy, adorns the library Of the
Jewett Scientific Society Of Lockport.
As the night air is SO unwholesome, do
not sit on the front stoop without putting
something around your girl. We always
go armed for an emergency of that kind
"Well," remarked city philosopher
during the progress OF a scOrching sun
spot "when | can't ret ce3fang other way
l 90 home and have a breeze with my
wife"
The boy at Sunday-school, when asked
who made the beautiful surrounding hills,
replied that he did not know, as his pa
rents had only moved into town the day
before.
"Maude" Yes; it is true that people
are frequently squeezed" on the board of
trade, but we beliere they do not admit
lemalemembers. Iourapplication would
be useless.
Beg pardon for stepping on your
train,n said fop at bali; then added,
"You ought to have COW catcher on it.
"And 1 would have caught calf said
the young lady.
At the depot the other day, young
man put his head out Of the car window
to kiss his girl goodbye, when the train
pulled out so rapidly that he kissed al
old African female at the next station.
Rev. Mr. Milburn, the "Blind Preach
err has returned to New York after So
journ Of two years and ahaIf in the United
Kingdom. where he travelled about 10000
miles, and preached and lectWed every
where.
The British Museum is not exactly ma
tional property. 1t IS vested in trustees,
some OF whom represent the Sloane, Cot
ton, Harley, Townlty, Elgin, and Knight
families, members OF which were beIc-
factors.
, q romantic youn- woman of London
: obtained IA much-c0Yeted seat at dinner
the other day next 10 the poet Tennys0n
But the only WORDS which he spoke Il
. her We're: II like my mutton cut il
wedges"
4 1t is recorded thai an humble tomb to.
4 ward the sunset bears as part Of its memo
q rial legend these words: He was the frs.
e man that Horace Greeley ever told 10 cit
: West. Likewise he was hanged Tor steal.
d ing muel."
q Anna Dickinson isn't an invalid any
: longer, though the paragraphists insist
: that she is one She has finished her
n comedy and her tragedy, and is now deep
t IN the melo-drama: but she doesn't tell
9 when the curtain VIII rise next
The bishop OF Manchester says some Of
= the English clergy are so poor that they
do not taste meat more than once or twice
a week, and are glad to get the cast-ofi
clothing of their Pensioners. Why not
Try their hand at something else?
American live cattle are arriving in
/ London in great numbers. One thousand
reached there on one day, and the London
Graphic says that some of them were so
mountainous that tney might be made fit
subjects of decent itinerant shows
The argumentum al SAN, you are