The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-05-16
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Handcraft-GlOve making
Dumbfounded-Du bells.
Apeer without an equal-shakspeare
Terminal faCiliues-The uuderakers' team.
Asandard work-History of the American Flag.
The blacksmiths ont West want an advance of
wages. VIII they strike while the irons hot2'
A retired photograph artist announces lecture
'revealiog the secrets Of the art" Just what we
should expect from an ex.poser.
A sufferer desires to know If savings banks are
so called because they save you from losing your
savings yourself by losing them for you,
Gessler thought his movements against Swiss
liberty would be mere bag a.tell, but to tell the
truth, he had an arrow escape himself
The familiar proverb, that figures won't lieo
was invented before the present Bankrupt law
went into operation.
Fools and their back hair are soon parted.
Can marine animals talk?' Certainly, sea-
skin.
A deaf man must go away from home to hear
the news
How to make a CatGsh--Leave her alone in
room with an aquarium.
The Philadelphia Bulletin asks If Baptists are
more liable to dip iberia than other people.
"Life is m de up Of sunshine and shadows
about five shadows to one sunshine.
lisa wise child that knows its own father, and
a wise cask of vinegar that knows its own mother
Some one will soon bring out volume and put
stop to these silly book titles. 1t will be entitled
The Fool or the Man who Buys Me-"
If the short man ever feels overcome with an
intense desire to be tall it is when he finds him.
self on the outside of a crowd at a dog fight
Lady to door-keeper of the French Assembly
Here is franc for you, Just see that he session
Is entertaining. will give ten sous more if they
come to blows"
mason in Philadelphia undertook to prose.
cute Mr.. Herbert FOss forfaling into and spelling
bed of mortar prepared for building purposes.
This musthave been the Foss fate of lime.
1--WE got a dog at home that can walk five miles
on his hind legs" "Oh, come now draw it mild"
Yes he can Did you ever see dog that could
notH Of course he uses his forelegs as we'll"
Somehow or other, the face of boy who has
just concluded treaty with his first cigar, and is
looking about for secluded, quiet place to hold
congress- always puts one in mind ofthe bird on
the new 81 yer dollar Burlington HawEeye.
Papa" asked little six.year old daughter of
an uptown physician wasn't Job doctorY 81
never heard that he was, Wby?' Because
mamma said, the other day, that she didn't think
you had any of the patient of Job"
docs your sister Annie eyer say anything about
me- sisSy?' asked an anxious lover of little
girl. "Yes" was the reply. "she said if you had
rockers on your shoes they'd make nice cradle
for my doll"
Bob lngersoll asked preacher whether the
talted calf was male or female. Female Of
course replied the preacher, for am now talk
ing to the male" which was considered all excel.
lent sell on the wicked Bob
The late Mark Hopkins, of California left Great
Darlington, Massachusetts, fifteen years ago in
coarse clothes and rough boots, and little money
given to him by his uncle. Last year his wife
visited Great Darlington in a special palace car
with retnue of servants.
girl in Kentucky struck her croquet pardner
on the head with a mallet; brain fever set in ana
the young man nearly died. The girl was kept
under arrest until his recovery, and, when he got
well, she married him, and now he's sorry he
didn't die.
She asked the clerk if he was positive-thor,
oughly convinced the eggs we're fresh. ooh, yes "
said the young philosopher, 81 know they are
why the farmer said that none of his heus were
more than year old" She bought basketball
on the spOt.-SyrdCuSe Times.
The eccentric genius who delights in statistics
says every man eats on an average eight bushels
of wheat in the course Of a year. We could point
out men VINO consume atleast twenty I've bushels
OF corn in the same time, but they don't take the
trOubletO chew it t-CiacinRdti Breakfast TaJle.
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