Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1878-10-24
No. 40
HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

| HUMOR OF THE HOUR
Fall suits are cut on the buy us.-Graphic.
Spellbound- d-b-o-u-n-d-Keokuk Constitu-
tiOn.
A waterfalls rainy autumn n-Constitu-
| ton.
| Getting left-The summer resorts Chicago
Journal.
An unaristocratic lineage-Penny-a-' '1ine"-
age.-Fun.
A cold in the head is apt to lead to blows
st. Louis Spirit.
Picnlcs may now be packed away in saw
dust.-Chicago Journal.
Remember Lots wife, and avoid letting
anything turn your head.
"Whence these steers?' ask the New
York people.-Boston Post.
In decent society whoa! Ema' is banned
music.-Boston Traveller.
II don't see why stove pipes must be taken
down (blank, blank, blank"
Don't put off till tomorrow the man you
can do to-day.-Constitution
It's wicked world. Even the Gulf Stream
has gone astray.-Hartford Post.
Lost at G: The schoolboy who gets stuck
after A and B.-Chicago Journal
When you cut, give me good deal-said
the hungry euchre player.-N. Y. Mail.
Chicago claims to be the ante-room of
heaven. She has seven-up there.-Boston
Post.
This is the season when the pumpkin grows
in demand for interior decorations. .-Yonkers
Gazette.
The Bosnians are on the Save, and so is
about everybody else these times.-New
Haven Register
No other girls nose itches so much as that
OF the one who wears a diamond ring
Yonkers Gazette.
About the cheapest thing of the day is
sheet music. You can buy it for song
Hartford Journal.
About 367 newspapers will remark that the
Afghanistan trouble is Ameer trouble.-Phil-
adelphis Bulletin.
Ginger is not considered very sleepy CON-
pound, but we have all heard of ginger's nap.
Bradford Breeze
We are the most paradox creatures: We
use blotting paper to keep from blotting pa
per.-Boston Globe.
The label upon bottle of chill remedy,
requesting the patient to shake well before
using, is really tantilidng.
Said the young mans ear to the young man,
Quoting Brutus): ''Must give way and
room to your rash collar?"
The most powerful man in the country lives
in Washington. He carries q horse-car on
his cheek-Boston Courier.
Who first wore stocking? Hose-a-Balti-
more Every Saturday. Noah, wrong again,
Eve Adam.-Whitehall Times.
Talk of Chinese ways that are dark there
are over one hundred miles of tunnel in Great
Britain.-Turners Falls Reporter.
Joint-debate: The one held between the
heads of the house on whether this piece of
stove-pipe will fit that-Chicago Journal.
''Would you like to be lynched ?" asked an
exasperated Missouri farmer of horse-thief
mo, III be hanged if l do," was the reply.
The ulster was about three lengths ahead
yesterday, the duster coming along bad
second and badly blown.-Burlingt gton Hawk
eye
An Oil Citizen is preparing wash for the
scalp, which he says will produce luxuriant
head of hair on bald eagles.-Oil City Der
rick.
There is Hell street in Paris. 1t is paved
in the usual way.-Keokuk Constitution.
With good intentions New Haven Reg
ister.
Being the first bachelor and the first bene-
7iof hnv o<o md A do n1nir tn
IN peace and first in war ?-Fon- -du-Lac Re.
porter.
''Ours was none of your front gate COM
non matches, said she 'tno. no +; it was
'egular, high-tone parlor match !"-Chicago
Journal.
We learn from the Detroit Free Press that
he young lady who is going to fall out of
cutter this winter will not wear lightblue
tockings. What is this mystery?
A Washington lady who sent one of her
husbands coats to the yellow fever sufferers,
)inned q note to the collar requesting if it
idn't fit it should be sent Washing
on Post.
"No dictionary has been made for man
hat can describe the anguish of the soul
Without hope" Or of the boy with gray
rowsers and black broadcloth patch-N.
/. Register.
The cooks in Boston have struck fryer
7ages.-Graphic Their interests were pro-
ably at steak.-Boston Post. That is well
nderstewed. d.-Commercia Bulletin. The
usiness, in fact, being oyer-d0ne and good
tuations rare. re.-Boston Advertiser.
The grandest, purest manhood that ever
lessed this old world, was evolved from suf-
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