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Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15

VALUABLE DIsCovERY.-Dr. C. W. Benson, 4
Practical Physician, at log N. Eutaw St., Baltimore
Md, (who has paid much attention to nervous dis.
eases,) has discovered that extract of celery and
chamomie combined, in certain proportion inya-
rably cures headache either bilious. dyspeptc ner
vous or sick headache, neuralgia and nervousness
This is a triumph in medical chemistry and sufferers
all over the country are ordering by mail He pre-
pares it in pills at SO cents per box The Doctor
is largely known and highly respected in Baltimore.
-Episcopa Methodist. ~ Sold by all Druggist and
country STORES. MARLEY
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15

VIRGINIA AGRICULTURAL AND
MECHANICAL COLLEGE
The next half session begins the oath of February.
Expenses vary from 4l5 month for furnished rooms
and table board to 81. 90 in mesSeS with room rent
rec. For appointments on catalogue, apply to
C.L.C. MINOR, President,
1aAl8-3m Rtaeksburg, Va.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15

TOM BURKE HAS PURE NEW JERSEY CIDER on
draught This beverage is recommended by CORES
pondent of the Rural New Yorker" as cure for
arrangement OF the liver and debility. The cores.
pondent cites number of cases Of chronic diarrhaa
that have been cured by the use of cider 1t will tie
found fresh at Tom Burkes.
marl-1t
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15

To the editor Of the Alexandria Gazette
l regret being placed under the necessi-
ty, of replying to the uncalled for attack
made upon me in the Conference yester
day. As soon as am able will make a
reply that think will set the question of
my sanity forever at rest. The matters
alleged against me were investigated by
the proper authorities and was notified
by Mr.. Porter, P. E., that they were not
sustained. Now. after year and half
has past, to attack me, as reported in the
papers, is an outrage on all the decencies
and proprieties of life. What brotherIy
love?
CuARTES KJNn
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15

4 WOMAN HUNG BY DISGUISED MEN ON
SUSPICION OF BURNING A BARN-NO
INQUEST AND NO ARI;ESTS-THE EVIL
DENCE ON WHICH SHE WAS HUNG.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15

Wanamaker, 1855 w. Baltimore St. oneofthe lar
gest Baltimore Clothing Houses has suits for and
boys of all sizes and qualities Prices to suit the
times. marS-tf
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15

MAGISTRATES in the eIRuooA 'iooo " WV
murder should hold II Ne inquest NO ~
quest was held. and the b 'dy hung OH Ihe
tree until Thursday even ing soune say
Friday evening, when it, Sas eu' uo"n
and buried.
These are the facts as they al'e gwen US,
in the county where it occurred, W "'ao VI
the most unmanly, inhuman, and afSs,taoe-
fin; outrages ever perpetrated III We a7'AN'
of VIRGINIA. The victim was W. haaH=-
moor black. ignorant, and without II 'e''uS'
tha offence was one which endangert no
human life. and the punishment OF whle''
70 sionle imprisonment; the evlden ce
AGAINST the accused was that OF person
himself guilty of the crime and castlhg
around for a scapegoat. and was noI u
sufficient weight to have convicted ANY
man. white or black, in the State' 1hele
had heer no series of incendlaly acts In
the vicinity to give even the shadow OF
excuse for uncomfortable excitement ny
mob of sufferers by the crimes ana yeC
gsnp of white men coolly overpoWerea anu
put TO death helpless, Ignorant oiach
woman. The apathy so far shown Will
ron ard to the crime is not, we are sure
.,.re. by the better class OF the citizens OF
,,;o+ D. xkiug nam and they will. we trusG'
soo r. II III 1t ouch disgrace on the county
do.s not o, unpublished. Fortunately IpaeS
have iudge in that county, Judge o'FeF'
20, who is firm aua fearless in the dis
charge , of his duty, an. who will see thai
all legal measures are used 10 ~pf' elu. TX
grand jury meets Monday after ne e @ s,,s;
the matter will be presented tof ehes'
action.
REAuNIsCENCE.
The last ease of lynch law that occufrea
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15
VIRGINIA AGRICULTURAL AND.

Refer to W. Devries & Co., j. A. Hamrlck s. Co.,
Shipe, Cloud 4 Co.. SamA Bevant & Co.
mar8-u
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1878-03-15

Dyspeptics get the Vest Pocket Cure from N
Wayt Brother and be we'll
feb152t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11
1aiIp 3lrnnrbrt somnal.
SOIL FOR POT PLANTS.

have found the following to be the
best soil for plants in pots: One-halt fine,
fibrous soil from under sods in an old pas
ture, one-iourth well-rojted barn-vartl
manure, or leai-mold, and for the remain
ing fourth | add clean, sharp sand. and
common garden mold, varying the pro-
portion OF sand TO suit the liking of the
plant | intend it for. For Geraniums |
have nearly one-quarter of the soil sand.
For Fuchsias | have also a liberal allow
ance. and use fibrous earth in place of the
garden mold For Roses. luse more gar
den mold. and less of the pasture soil
For all OF the others, the mixture ! have
spoken of does very we'll. Geraniums. the
Towering kinds, Helotropes, Lantanas
and Begonias, will do well in six-inch
pots, and they can be changed to eight
inch ones il they seem pot-bound. as they
get age. A thrifty Gala should have an
eight or ten-inch pot; Fuchsias an inch
smaller, while Eupatoriums, Plumbago,
Roses, and Coleus will not need larger
than seven-inch ones. In potling pants.
always put in bits OF broken crockerV or
brick in the bottom OF the pot, then ill
with soil, rapping the pot well to settle the
earth together firmly. After putting in
your plant and seeing that the earth is
well-shaken down about the roots. give it
a thorough watering, and keep it from
the sun tor few days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11
Notice of Assignee OF his Appointment.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
FOR The lsIRlCT OF MAINE.
In the matter OF
James Savage. , In Bankruptcy.
Bankrupt
DISTRICT F MAINE, SIS.
AT Aasu ia, the !0th day OF May, A. ID. 1878.
1ht Undersigned hereby gives notice OF his APP
ointment as Assignee OF James savage of Au.
gusta 10 the County of Kennebec and State OF
Maine, within said District, who has been adj.
Judged BANKRUPT upon his own petition, indi-
vldually and as member oil the firms u Savage,
Berry Co., ard McCabe Il Co., by the
Dlstrlct Court of sald District.
HILTON W. TRUE, Assignee.
tlh iunpi = lx9Q
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11

Mica Elastic Cord, cent yard.
y I'm Loaf Fans : Ct. each.
BLACK Lace Wells, .jct Corner ~ ice -
Black Lace sea T., 30 - aud 100
La lie White Lace fles rom . Ct up.
Good I1litv san Umhi elias Tor - 'ts.
Lot o. ID ark kid Gi1vrs Only 10 cts.
Good spool totton, 10 cts. a Il zen.
Geo. A. Clarks M1chiue Ihieid, cts.
Mems Tim Under hirts, p cts. e-ch.
Mem Paper Collars Ntrt lna,ilyl for lot box.
Pairs IIdiC-' Colon ttOse for p us.
Ladirs' Linen Han ikerehiels Tor p cts.
Good rowcl>, sec. each.
aides SITS 81 Collar and CUFFS, p cts.
Me Double Ruch,ng, 10 cts. u Va d.
Good knitting Cotton, cts a ball.
Il dozen agate shirt bu tons Tor 5 cts.
ladie,' Nickle Platel Back Comb, - cts.
Mems linen Bo'oms, II, 2'ani 81 each.
Perry DAVIS PanElllcr, 20 cts. a bottle.
tastorla "a sub tltute Tor Castor On) q cts.
Green's August Flo yer tor dyspcp a) cheap.
Ladies' cold PLACED Gun and barb Plus very
cheap.
Chlldr.u's Hose fIom 10 cts 10 Is a pair
Ladies - hte Hose (nnished leeD Tor - cts.
8 eordered Cotton Handkerchief Tor - cts
Chiidren's Bb-, (pretty One-) for IS cts.
Moequito Netting, 10 cts II yard.
Mrs. WinslOws soothing syrup, ~ cts.
Linen Table Covers Tor ~ cts,
Ladies silk iiandkerehieis, 20, 81 and 80 cts.
MEAS Linen Covered Paper C,llars. 10 cts. a box.
Mems SUI iendern for II cts. PAIR.
Rubber Fine Combs 5 cts. each
Good Tooth Brushes for 10 cts.
fiitv Picture Albums from 70 cts. to 81 90 each.
Ladies' Work Boxes. 10 CTS. each.
Schenck's Ayers Wings WrIghrs Pills, 2Ccts.
Ayers Hair Vlgor IS c.s.
Halls Hair Remover rs cts.
Knowles Hair HestOrer 10 cts.
hennedy's Medical Discovery only fl.l5
Schenck's Sea Weed ronic sll5.
Vegetlne Blood Purifier IS CTS.
Hoits German Cologne % cts.
Alcock's Porous Plaster 20 cts.
Ayers Sarsaparla b5 cts.
Peruvian syrup % Cts.
Sanforus Jamaica Ginger 40 cts
Saniords Catarrn Cure, cheap,
Runh's Sarsararllla ami Iron, cheap.
HOstctler'n stomach Buffers. CHEAP.
Addmr OD's Botanic Cough Bilsan % cts
Atwoou's Jauhdlce BltteTs 20 cts.
JohnsOn's Anoiy ne Lluimenl bets,
HAgans Magnolia Balm only soc
Beat BroH II Ddck OvcrHlls J0r a pair,
Ladies' Fine Handkercheis Tor zoe.
Papers ol food Pins Tor luc.
New lot 10 Bone Lorsels for soc.
Extra % Bone Embroidered Corsets for al 90.
Very Pretty Vases iUr soc anu 81 pair
All Linen Towels for sc each.
Children's Round Combs ), 10, l5c each
All Linen Fable Covers tor 5Uc
New Lot Ladies Ruches Tor loo a Dozen
pairs Ladies Striped Hose Tor 25c
Ladies' White Hose &c a pair.
Nice Linen Ddmaek Towels 25c each
GOOD alets 10, % and 5Oc each.
All Linen B1soms IL, 20, 80, -, BIC each
GOOD Note Paper ana Toe IA CURE
food ieriumery for los u Bottle.
Marty all kinds oil Pills for lOc a Box
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11
District Court OF the United States, for
the District of Maine.
IN RANkKUPTCY

In the matter VI the Gould Engine
Comp ny, against whom
Petition was filed in said ; Banktupts.
court. on the twenty fourth day
OF April, a. ID. 1875.
hlSlklCI or MAINE, SS.-A warrant 10 Bank
IL ruptry has been issued, by said Court,
against the Estate. of said Cooperation, OF the
Cny OF Gardiner, OF the County OF Kennebe and
State of Maine, in said district; they having
he, II d.ly adiudged Bankrupts. upon petition
OF their editors; and The pay ncnt OF any derts,
and The delivery OF any properly belonging to said
BankIupts To them or 10 heir use, and The tran
OF any property by them are lcrbiddea by law. A
me, ting OF The Creditors OF said Bankrupts, to
prove their debt, and to choose one or more As.
signtes OF Their Estate, viii be held at Court of
BanhruI icy 10 be holden at Augusta, IN sald DIS
srict Oh the thrteeLth day oi June, a. ID. 1877,
at 10 O'Clock A. NJ. at the Court House, before
John W. May, Esq" one oi the Registers IN bank.
ruptcy OF said District.
b. b. MURRAY,
U. 5: Marshal, as Messenger, Tor said Distinct.
may ls.t&WZw
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Bankrupt STICK!
EXTRA BARGAINS NOW :.

We tave lately o. ened a part + IA BANKRUPT
STOCK OF FauCy &, 0iS All new, clean goods a.
in eood order, and We can vner or hort time
(as long as they lat =. m. EAili X IAINS.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11
''nGaN
new Rich DLQQDI

Pa ia. t'Ur-ttNV - il m tkr " kt.u II Jud,
and vii mp etcly Oh tngr the b ODD ia the entire
- stem n three months. Any person vine W Ill
take pill each nilht rom t. IL weeks may be
restored 10 sound ne h, II such thing l. pos
BILE. sent bv maIl ior : letter stamps. / : JOuN-
son n Co Bangor, Me. VS. iW
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11
Kennebec SAVINGS Bank

This Bank IL not required to make
returns to Assessors.
Deposits made on or before the l0th dap of any
Month 0itl Be lated back TO the fret day Of tks
came month
On FIrst Monday IN May and November of each
year dividend will De made on all deposits sand.
ing al those dates. winch nave been dspesit one
fun month.
Money deposited in Savings Banks IL not 20 be
taxed 10 deposItore hereafter.
Dividends soon as declared are All led to the
principal, thus compromising the interest every SIX
months.
Loans made TO depositors On depositing their
Bank HOOK as security.
OHcs In Frssmans Bank Building.
Is. Is. GLAZIEk. Treasurer.
W. v. HALLETT, President.
Augusta Jan. 70, 1915. jan2ytkWu
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11
DRUNKEN STUFF.

How many children and women are slowly and
surely lying, or rather being killed, by excessive
en- stuff called medicine, that one knows what
it is made Of, who easily be cured and saved
by Hop Bitters, made OF Hops, Buchu. Mandrake,
DsDdelion, &C., which is so pure simpless and
harmless that the most Fl all woman, weakest nva-
lid OF smallest child can trust 10 them. VIII you
be saved by them See other column.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11
Executors safe.

Di virtue of license IRON the Hon II. K RAk.
ID er, JNdge of Probate, within and for the
County OF kennebec, viii be sold at public auc n,
at the once OF Bean q Beau, in headhed, in said
County, on Saturday The fifteenth Jay OF June
IsI5, al ten O'Clock N the forenoon eight sbates of
the capital 1t ok ofthe Granite Nation a Bauk, n
gusta and twelve shares, OF the capital stock of the
Northern National Bank, HallOwelL
Il. ). CASE, Executors of
EMERY o. BEAN, Betsey A. brown.
May 2sth, 1878. aw24.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1878-06-11
CHEAP
KANSAS LANDS

We own and control the Railway lands of TIRE
GO COUNTY, ANSAS, about equally divided by
the Kansas Pacific Railway, which we are selling
at an average oil 1878 per acre easy terms of
payment. Alter nate sections oil Government lands
can be taken as honesteads bv actual settlers
These lands lie in the GREAT LIMESTONE
BELT Of Central kantas, the best winter wheat
producing district of the United States, yielding
from 10 To b Bushels per Acre.
The average yearly rainfall In this county is
nearly b faehes per Rnnum, one third great
er than IN the much Xtoed ARKANSAS VALLEY,
which has yearly rainfall OF less IN IN 20 inches
per annum in the same longitude.
stoek-hssstng and Woodworking are very
Hemunerstive. The wlntei Z are short and mild.
STOCK Will live all the year on grass Living
streams a0d Springs are numerous. Pure wafer
Is found in wells from 20 To 20 ct deep The
Healfhtest Climate ia the werld! No fever
and ague tbete. No muddy or lmpa able roads
Plenty of fine building some, lime and sand. These
lands are being rapidly settled by the class of
Northern and Eastern people, and will so apprrci.
ate In value by the improvements w being mat.
as 10 make their purchase az present prices one OF
the very best Investments that eau be made, aside
from the pronts 10 be derived from their cultiva
ton. Members of our firm reside in WA.KErNtY
and will how lands at any time. A pamphlet,
giving full information 10 regar't to soil, climate
water supply &C, will be sent Tree ON request.
Address
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27
Our Pitt.
New York Sun. LILO e

William Pitt Kellogg, formerly Gofer!.
ernor of Louisiana, testified before the
Potter Committee Yesterday that, after
the Returning Board had thrown ont
enough parishes to count in Packard and
a Republican Legislature, it was found
that two of the Hayes electors were beat
en-, and it was necessary to throw out
some more parishes to give them an ap-i
parent majority. He defended the .pp-s
ceedings Of the Board in the Feliciana,
case, and evaded Gen., Buffers question
as to whether he did not believe that
Hayes appointed two Republican mem
bers of the Louisiana Supreme Court to
other positions solely to ,oblige Nicholas
and deprive Packard Of his legal redress.
There has been time, not a very distant
one, when Kellogg was q bittef AID.
Hayes man but means have been 70 ind
to change his sentiments. Hewh1 b.
further examined to-day, and some men,
bers of the committee should call bis at
tention to the testimony given verdi. by eX'
Supervisor Kelly Of New Orleans We'd
nesday. This Republican witness. sWears
that Kellogg in 1875 personally urged
him to make protest after lhe had told
Kellogg he could not do it truthfully !;
that Kellogg wrote ont o. protest. which
he finally signed; aud that some one at.
terward altered this protest, added to it,
and attached false afidsvits. 'Nijbe
hooves MIR. Kellogg to explain these &C.
currences, if he can! &{T
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27
A Story. of the Trail.
detroit Free Press. |


She was,a tall, stout individual, and
sprapg out of, the; wagon as lightly as a
spring chicken after "a grasshopper. He
was little, :witbered, sdried-up weasel,
and followed slowly, bringing basket
Of eggs with him. They entered one of
our stores, and she asked:a -
"What are ye givin' for eggsR"
Eight CENTS" was the reply of the
counterjumper., =, ~ ....
"Wel, here are three dozen," said the
fat party, "and I'll take it out in Calico
but want some yam to mend my
socks" put in the old man.
go barefOoted,' said she rather sharp.
ly. Then turning to the clerk, she
changed her tune, and remarked: "Yonng
man, please count out the eggs and give
me four yardsA Of calico to match this
aSBatZ y tie Oh Nan i VAS "a - Going to
continue when she raised her huge in.
dex finger and said: Henry Winter
Davis, Spriggins, them are eggs are
mine; the hens what laid 'em ere mine
the corn what fed 'em was mine and
Use going to have, astrail on this 'ert
dress as long'as Betsy Governs, if every
toe on your feet turn into gum biles
Now shut. And you youngster, yank of
four yards of that ERE calico or you viii
hear bambledbee a sbukziugr 49, ,DN
The old man shut, and the clerk yank
ed off the calico.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27
Legend of a Musket.

Mark Twain tells the following story,
related by fellow passenger, who, ban.
tered about bis stinidity, said BE- had
never i,een scared isince hes hal loaded
an old Queen Annes musket for ms
father once; whereupou he gave tho h'-
lowing:
You see, the old man was trying to
learn me to shoot blackbirds and beats
that tore up, tho young corn and such
things, SO that l could be OF some use
about the farm, because wasn't big
enough to do much. My gun was a
single barreled shotgun, and the olo
man carried an old Qneen Ann musket
that weighed a ton, made report like a
thunder clap, and kicked like mule:
The old man wanted ME to shoot the OLD
musket some tiwea but 1sWas afraid:
Que day, thou 81, = got her down and !
took her to toll tie Hired man, and asked
him to load her up, because it was out
IN the field. Hiram SAID:
"Do you see those marks on the stock
an \ and V, on each side OF the
queens CROWN Well, that means ten
balls and five sluggs that's her load"
"But how much powder"'
"Oh," he says, lit don't matter; put
in three or four handfuls.'
So loaded her up that way, and 1t
was an awful charge-1 had sense
enough to see that-and started ont. l
leveled her on good many blackblrds'
but every time ], went to pull the trigger
| shut my eyes and winked. ! was
afraid oflhsr iick Toward sundown l
fetehetl her up tothe house, and there
was thesold man Whiting on the porch
aBeeroat bunting haseaye r. '@aa
Eyes, sir" says !.
"What did you kill"
didn't kill anything, Sir-didn't
shoot her off, was afraid she'd kick
knew blamed well she would.'
"Gemme that gun" the old man said
as mad as SIM =
And he took aim at sappliug on the
| other side of the road, and | began tC
drop back out of danger, and the next
moment | heard the earthquake and
saw the Queen Anne whirling end owe.
end in the air and the old man spinning
around Oh one, heel, with one leg up and
both hands Oh hrs Jaw, and the bark
flying from that old sappling like there
was a hail storm. The old mans should
er was set back three inches, his jaw
turned black and blue, and no had to
lay up for week. u, Cholera or nothing
slse can scare me the way Il was scarce
| fhaf fine
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27
The Jerks.
Natchez Democrat

Mrs Alice jerks. whose name has g.
ured so conspicuously in the. newspapers
Of the country for some time past is, OF
North of Ireland birth, but came to New
Orleans while quite child. Her fathers
name was Murdoch, and lie settled in the
parish Of East Feliciana on the road from
Baton Rouge to Bayou Sara, on Thomp-
sons Creek, and the place Of residence is
known as Murdock's. crossing. ID eD
the Federal forces were at6uhd ut
Hudson she grew intimate with parties
on both sides of the lines ana betame a
sncces> ful contraband trader. aSh8 mar
gta pit. jerks, little subordinate in
+ ueral army, and she has ever 1lhee
+. captain in her own houseplG 70 i
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27
Had Really Arrived.

Two Germans met in San, FRANCISCO re-
Gently. After all sakeetidafste' greeting
the following dialogue ensued
''Fen you said you helt arrived ?"
yesterday"
"You came dot horn around -
l~eS, iG,ses,,i You can. aot 1stl,mus
across" ytSBJ s55zS Z "
mo"
ooh! den you come dot land over p
"NO"
''Den you hef not arrived"
ooh, yes! | hef arrived. | come dot
Mexico through"
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

N. Y. Graphic: Nov" they said
to her, lyon can go in and see him {;
but remember that be is very sick
with heart disease, and don't say a
word that will trouble him." Then
she walked in, sat down on the edge
of chair and remarked, "Ah-ah -
N sad, amt it? Thought I'd just
run in, cauze they said there wuz u"
KNOWN how soon you might drop
OttW ,aar-rrr cs,-s ~ sz,..r
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

!kThe Chicago Timeiss guilty Of the fol-
lowing sarcasm It is not true that Mr.
Hayes has, emptied, all the penitentiaries
Of United States prisoners. An official
report says he only turned out 222 con.
victs during the first years service. Up
to date the number pardoned is 29o, but
there are several offenders yet in prison"
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

An art critic says, "the price of pic
lures improves with age" Mr.. FalsoIn
says this is not so. He paid two dollars
for chrome six years ago, md friend
told him yesterday that he wouldn't give,
him twenty-five cents for it.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

No An English = actress who cann owe,
here last year has gone home without
Whining fame. Size was not . harp.
The reason she didn't get. $50, 600
worth Of free advertising was he
cause She persistenly refused ~ t.
break limb, or have the lockjaw, d
poison. her pet dog, or become th+
victim of runaway, or marry a
man one week and apply for d.
vOrce the next.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

It is better to pre-empt acrack on the
safe side of the fence around a ball
ground than to occupy reserved seat in
the grand stand among the bloated aris-
tocrats aud try te-step- foul with your
nose. This is official.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27
Ja}aH[~-1s

Puck: The sixrfaot- two young man
who went out in Sundays rain in his
new white flannel suit, is now advertise.
ing for a threxf0Ot and.a.half circus
dwarf who wants to buy secondhand
clothnlqg YAa..x as.,
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

Another attempt has been made to as
sassinate the Emperor William. 1t is
fsrsaetter. tosbasai humble book agent
thanito wear crown. Everybody feels
like killing q book 'age1t, 'bht it can't be
DONE A book agent never dies.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

"Be active, be active, find something
to dot will pay we'll in the long run,
between yon and me- If yo1s,have' no
other business opportunity, why open a
ssoi9 AssfSS5fxAlE!s'!tA r.ss.irs' neither
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

An observer states that about three
fourths Of the jury trials in this country
include at least ono msnin the jury who
ought to have been born mule.
The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-07-27

"You may bsSn1g SOus may shatter the
vase, if you will" but the frightful kera-
mics pasted on by the women folks will
sick to it still.