Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-09-08
FEMININiTIES.

Not womans sphere Base ball.
Wedding belles-thcse who have
wedding ring.
A delicate but not uncommon parcel
A Young lady wrapped up in herself.
Some New York bellies pass their leis-
ure knitting socks for gentlemen friends.
The next governess of Canada looks
older than her husband, the future gov
ernor.
The young ladies at Vassar are not al
lowed to have pets within the college
other than the regular professors.
81 like to make sponge-cake," she
said, innocently; e it makes my hands so
clean. "-B0ston Transcript.
A hsping doctor sacrificed the life of a
very thin patient by telling her that a
certain kind OF food would make her
st h-thick''
She was plump and beautiful, and he
was wildly fond Of her; she mated him.
but, woman like, she strovc to catch him.
He was a flea
Whenever young ladies learn SO 70
stick pin IN their apron-string that it
won't scratch a fellows wrist, there will
be more marriages.
The Boston servant girl carries roll
of music in her hand as she goes out to
walk, and thousands Of people take her
to be an opera singer.
The girls Of Tuscola, Ill, place blue
ribbon and a mitten on the table when
their lovers come to visit them, and saw,
CHOOSE"
The Toronto Globe hopes that the adj
vent of the queens daughter will not
cause extravaganza in equipage or dress
among the Canadians.
The woman who can dress better than
her neighbors will always be willing to
defend them from aspersions and
forgive what they may say about her.
A woman may not be able to sharpen a
pencil or throw stones at a hen, but she
can pack more articles into Trunk than
a man can in a one horse wagon.
There's no place like home,''- unless
its some nice young girls home, when
the old folks are at class meeting and the
match box is empty.-Elmira Gazette.
"Dear me- said an old lady who was
unable to keep up with her work. II
shall be GLAD when get into eternity, so
as to have plenty of time for everything"
Suppose should work myself up to
the Interrogation point?" said beau to
his sweetheart. Il should respond with
an exclamation was the prom pit reply.
An old lady from the south SAID she
never could imagine where al the Smiths
came from until she saw in New Eng
land town large sign: s.Smitn Manu-
featuring Company"
A young lady in Sacramento became a
raving maniac through taking arsenic to
beautify har complexion. 1t is surmised
that she was something Of lunatic be-
fore she began to use it.
A widow once said to her daughter:
"When you are my age it will be time
enough to dream of a husband" ayes.
mamma" replied the thoughtless beauty,
for second time"
It was on the train, and the lights
burned dimly, Sad he: "Do 90 ub me?"
said she: "Es, ubs CO." Said vulgar
fellow on a seat behind them: "What
are ye giving us, taffey2''
Two lawyers while bathing at St. Croix
the other day were chased out Of the
water by shark. This is the most fla
grant case of want of professional courtesy
on record.-San Francisco Post.
Susan B. Anthony has declared her will
llngness to accept any part in the country
which will accept her and the three or
four other old maids with glmlet cur!s are
holding their ears back.
Miss Mary Ellen Chase surely cid NOT
mean it when she said that there will be
three women to one man in heaven, be-
cause two Of the three women wouldn't
accept heaven on those terms.
A Springfield woman, who was recent
ly made widow, told her husband in his
last sickness of her scheme for his sue
cessor, and he gave his approval. The
next wedding is to take place before the
snow flies.
"Can the ghost of a chance be proper
ly called a spiritual opportunity2' asks a
correspondent. A spiritual opportunity
might occur when the bsrkeeper goes
down cellar for some more ice, and leaves
decanter on the counter.
A mature Phryne was making herself
c, nspicuous at the opera by talking loud
ly to the two young men who accompanied
her. "What a bad example that woman
is giving her sons" said in stage whisper
spectator in an adjoining box. No
further disturbance from that source.
Two ladies created sensation at the
Eton and Horrow cricket match at Lon
don fortnight ago by walking about in
white satin costumes, covered with white
lace, the short petticoats revealing in
teDsely black 81 k stocking.
The post Office department has ruled
that husband has no control over the