The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-02-28
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
Court next Monday.

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Pen up your stock now.
Nc more ice this winter.
Notice how March comes in.
Plush scarfs are all the rage now.
This winter had no back bone to
break.
Mumps are plenty around. Do you
want anya
Commissioners report will appear
next week.
The Eaton Brass Band will organ
lie again.
Blue birds were singing last Sun
day morning.
Buds are swelling and SO are the
spring candidates.
The Murphys have scooped in the
west road.
Very few little hatchets were ex-
hibited on last Friday.
Changers turn up their noses at our
streets when they come to town.
The streets of Eaton. never needed
dragging as bad as they do now.
The only kind of trade we want for
the DEMocRAr now, is Trade dollars
Our young men now recognize
their girls by the color Of their hoods
JAS. a. GILMORE is turning out
Murphys more than Il way. ltisa
boy.
We would like to see all the aspir.
ants for an Office get one but it CAM
Se did.
JOE G. HUFFMAN, Esq, made a fly.
ing visit to the home of his parents
last week.
The newspapers and the pulpits are
fuller of hell than we ever before
knew them 10 be.
The Murphy movement goes on un-
/. abated. From fifteen TO thirtyjoin al
every meeting.
Asthc spring election approached
the Murphys mcreaseth. OF such is
the kingdom of Eaton.
Does the law against carrying dead
" weapons apply to doctors who car.
ry pills in their pockets?
No candidates will offer TO moisten
your dry and parched throat this
spring. 1t is all Murphy.
Did you ever take notice that un.
married women never ask to vote
None of them are cid enough.
The first glimpse offspring we have
are the printed fabrics inthe show
window of a dry goods house.
Getaway jackets and short skirt.
will be worn by young ladies in the
spring. They are said TO be nobby.
Candidates are beginning TO feel
the necessity of becoming Murphysl
Some of them are keen on the scent
DIX HENDRIcKs, jeweller in Eaton,
made an assignment on Friday last
Liabilities about $2,40o; assets about
$1,000.
"Hitchrooster," the Germantown
school Superintendent. has skipped
the burg, and Harkrider of the Press
is sad.
There have been some very rich dc
veiopments in the case of "Hitchroost'
er," the Germantown school Super
intendent.
When q man wants to call q puppy
he whistles, but a girl just walks along
with her handkerchief floating across
her shoulders.
If the s~assafras man, the horserad-
ish vender, the blue birds and the
smiling candidates don't bring spring
we'll give it up.
According to the almanacs wintel
is over, but according to observation
and experience there hasn't been any
winter this year.
Young man, if You are in i'll healtl
and desire exercise, go down in thu
cellar and agitate a wood saw diago
nally for about an hour q day.
The best physicians assure us tina
Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup is a reliable
and never failing remedy. All Drug
gists keep it. 25 cents a bottle.
The annual Church meeting of TIL
members of the Baptist Church vii
he held next Sunday morning atl01
o'clock. A full attendance is desira
BILE.
A New Hampshire man sends four
teen of his children to n school, AM
when they combine against the teach
err he knows he a safely bet on til
result.
Almost every day some n is ap
pointed a receiver of a savings bank
though such a thing is scarcely wort
receiving after the manager has LEI
for Canada.
W. &. BARNHART has rented tn
room now occupied by g.. D. Hen
bricks jewelry store, and will fill j
with a first class stock of stationer,
in a few weeks.
What is the difference between
man who eats opium until he has n
sense, or the one who drinks whisk.
until he is in the same condition
We are open for conviction.
Maine is the place for a woman t
faint with safety. On a railroad trail
n lady tainted, and thirteen liquo
TASKS were promptly placed at he