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Daily Los Angeles herald., 1878-12-14

the Ameer M 6eta InterhAi DAsoen.
siOns.
LONDON, Dec. 13-A special to
the Advertiser from Bombay says
that an Afghan official has arrived
in General Browns camp from
Jellabad and has invited the
British to advance to Cabul and es-
tablish new government, In con-
sequence of a general rising against
the Ameer.
The Nnii-MaI ers.
LONDON, Dec. l3.-The nail
masters of Staffordshire have re-
solve. - resist the demand of their
men, even II u genei... strike should
be the result.
Arc che AZ. f.h-as whippSs:
LONDON, Dec. Is "A correspond
ent of th. Ne,0s, In u dispatch dat.
ed RawaI Pepdee, says that he hai
some reason to believe that the
Ameer has sent a relative and higt
dignilary to Major Cavagnasi NJ
Dakka, beseeching the British tt
grant peace and asking for condi
tions. The correspondent does moi
assert this positively. A dispatc eli
from Qnettah says: Informatia
has been received confirming thu
report that the garrison of Can,iahl
has been Reinforced by Afghal
troops from Herat and q larg
force Of Turcoman cavalry. Th
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-10-11
Bishop Simpson.

The sermon of this distinguished di
vine. ct the Grand Opera House. Sun.
day, was an event worthy Of note. The
Bishop Is man universally respected
not for bis ability and eloquence alone
SO much as his simple devotion and un.
affected piety. He 10 thoroughly Amer.
lcan, and that, too. in the best sense.
The great audience that greeted him
was bound by no ssctarian feelings. and
its personnel swellsd wide over lines Of
the Bishops church. It was, in effect,
tribute to Christian character, WORTH.
y exhibited by works, not ecclesiastical
only, but extending in every direction
into the domain of practical action and
pubic Affairs. The sermon was worthy
OF the austere, earnest, but simply. elo-
queLt pulpit orator, whose vigorous ap-
peals Tor Christian patriotism in be.
half Of liberty and union will not be
forgotten BY those who were faithful
The discourse of Sunday was IN expo,i-
tion OF the conquests of Christianity,
especially in their civilizing sspects.
The progress of the faith and its peace.
ful conquests. were presented in strik-
ing form. One or two points were of
special interest. The Bishop drew .
sharp contrast between Confucius and
Christ IS teachers. and showed that the
ceremonial moralities of the former had
failed to elevate the race which had
been under their influence They still,
appearing among US, we're regarded as
the substretum. Intellectually thew
were acute. but not progressive, while
morally they we're governed and re-
strained BY merely selAsh and utilitari-
an considerations and motives. Bishop
Simpson is evidently not in alliance
with his Methodist brother. Gibson,
nor does he agree with the other cele.
brity who has lately been in our midss.
Mr.. Beeoher's Limitations were indirect
ly but strikingly indicated by the Bish-
ops. thoughts on the labor agitation.
The ccarse hog and hoof materialism of
the Plymouth preacher found no sup
port from the leading ecclesiastic of the
Methodist church. Quite the contrary.
On the whole we do not remember q
religious address moro fully catholic in
the best sense, or which breashed more
fully of the spirit of Christian charity
and fellowship than that delivered in
the city by Bishop Simpson. It was
fully appreciated by the large audi
ence, which both listened and applaud
cd. No portion of it stirred the listen
ers more than that which 30 strongly
coptrssted in spirit than the utterances
of Henry Ward Beecher ON the position
of labor.-S. r. Post.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-10-11
What Becomes Of Wealth.

A boot and shoe dealer has hanging
in his store pair Of shoes worth seven
dollars. They constitute part Of his
wealth. and q portion of the wealth of
the world. A man buys them and be.
gins to wear them; by friction against
the pavement littlat ,nHaf'iAles .ef-.she
cd from the sole. Every particle that
is thus removed takes out . portion Of
the value Of the boots. and when the
boots are entirely worn out the seven
dollars of wealth which they formed IS
consumed. The wheat, corn. etc,
which was raised by our farmers last
Summer 10 being eat up. No particle
of matter 10 destroyed by this process.
but the value which was in the grain is
destroyed.
AZ, while men are wearing out their
clothing and eating up food. they are
generally busily employed producing
wealth of some kind. the wealth Of the
world 10 not usually diminished By con-
sumption. but it is changed. This ap'
plies, however, only to personal prop
perty; town lots and farms eensseily
retain their vslus. but pereonal proper
ty is subject to perpetual destruction
and renewal. A the seversl PARTICLES
which constitute . river are forevei
rolling away to the ocean. while the''
places are bsing Supplied from the
syringe and fountains. 20 the movable
wealth of the world 10 constantly being
consumed to crafty human wants and
constantly being renewed by tho rest
less activity of human industry.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-10-11

between the leaves and the plants look
poorly: The fuchsia is no exception to
TINS rule. Were it left 10 grow without
any topping. in rich soils it would in .
single season attain an unhealthy
height and have flowers only on the
ends Of the branches. For the full
development of the capabilities of Q va
nety. the fuchsis should be trained in
pyramidal form and full Of branches.
though it OF course looks we'll aud does
veil grown in the more usual way on q
NAT trellis. Il also thrives we'll -
bush. All weakly shoots should be cut
away, close branches should not be al
lowed to cross each other nor get con.
fused BY the number allowed to run.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-10-11

THr OCEAN FLooR.-Here 10 an end
Of all romance about hidden ocean
depths. We can speculate no longer
about peris in chambers OF pear! or
mermaids, or hsapsd tseasuses and dead
men's bones whitsning in coral caves.
The whole ocean door 10 now mapped
ont for W.. The report OF IN sxpedi-
tion sent out from London in her Maj.
e,ty's ship Challsnger he's recently been
published. Nearly four ysars were
eiven to the examination Of the currents
and floors Of the four great oceans OF
the world. The Atlantic, We are told.
Il drained would bs vast plain. with
! mountain ridge in the middle running
reralIeI With our coast Another range
crosaes il from newfoundland to Ire
land. on top Of which lies submarine
cable. The ocsan 10 thus divided into
three areat basins, no longer ''unfa-
thomed depths" The tops OF these
sea mountains are two miles below .
sailins ship and the basins. aocording
= Reclus. iifteen miles, which IS deep
enoush for drowning II not for mystery
The mountains are whitened tor thou
sanils Of miles by tiny, creamy she'll
The depths are red in color. heaped
with volcanic masses. Throogh tn'
hlsck. motionless water Of those sbysse'
move gigantic abnormal creatures
which never rise to the upps' c0'sn'
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1878-10-11

rHR FucusIA. The iuchsis, says
correspondent Of the New YORK Nora.
Z : nIant Of easy culturs. though .
rrest nany persons do net know It.
n crovth l. fapid, and young spring
cnttine will, with oArs, make : issge
,,lsnt g. autnmn. The secret g grow.
- ~ fnchaia 10. never let !: stop
org .,s.w;os until you have it Of the desired
sise. Fuchsias may % cuIsis.seu ".s
81 doors, but IN many sessions q ooun'
try the changes Of weather ere ere ss.,.a. sco :,
ysre aud il consequence the oloom.
lax much of The gsaos end del'ney o'
e;rt;rC which ere The great sttfacslona
cfshis plent. Few plants bar erevane
go. ~ q eivavs makes ; greater distance
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
From Oregon.

MeSsrs. R. W. Tompkins and j. W.
DAWSON arrived here by Saturdays
stage from Portland, where they had
been in attendance at the Grand
Lodge Of Odd Fellows. The former
gentleman made us call yester-
day. lie reports the fruit crops better
ID VFasOn this year than ever before.
de saw many old Idahoans in differ
cut parts of the State, among whom
we're Mrs. W. D Vautine and Miss Su.
'an Cossgrove. They own a large
aaount Of real estate in Portland, and
aLs dong well. Mr.. Dave Wagner is
wells, Fargo & Co.'S agent at Salem,
'nu Is content 10 make that his future
no'Ae- Both Salem and Portland have
grown wonderfully during the last
few years.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
East Extension Of the Gambrinus.

Messrs. 7. Ii. Clark aud X. p.
Plowman nave washed the surface off
Of large portion of this claim. From
the boxes they cleaned up fifteen
ounces of gold, besides finding several
good veins of quartz, one of which is
very good. They have commenced to
take out rock and develop the ledge.
1t has always been the opinion of
quartz men that q good ledge exists
in that section, and the above named
gentlemen think they have it.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
The Northern Light Nine.

A force of six men are ut work in
the Northern Light mine taking out
ore. They are Stopping from the fifty
foot level and the rpck prospects well.
By the end of the week the proprie-
tor expects to have eighty or one hun
dred tons Of ore in the dump house,
and to commence hauling ore at the
latter end of this or the first Of next
week.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
AFFIDAVIT.

I. W Jones, being duly sworn, on
oath deposes and says: That he il
the editor of the IDAHo WoRIn, pub.
lished at Idaho City, Idaho Territory
That he pronounces the charge con.
tanned in the last issue Of the Idaho
statesman, published OF Boise City,
Idaho Territory, to the eject that Mr.
9. ;. Kingsley, of this place, exercises
control over said IDAHO World. false.
and that Mr.. Kingsley has not, in any
manner at any time while he &c. w.
Jones) has been editor of said IDAHo
WORLD attempted to control its policy:
and, furthermore. that Mr.. Kingsle !
has no interests in its financial sue
cess more than any other good citi-
zen has in his home paper.
Z. w. JONES.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this, the Sd day of June, A. d.
1878. I. S. HART,
Probate Judge.
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Z. w. JONES.
From Banner.

Messrs. Abbott and Brown arrived
from Banner last Saturday evening in
company with Mr.. Crafts. They are
quite favorably impressed with that
district There is but few localities
that present SO promising future as
the Banner precinct. A large number
of good letlges have already been dis
covered in that region, and now that
the ore can be treated successfully at
home, it is safe to say that Mr.. Crafts
fine 2O-stamp mill will find but little
time TO rest hereafter.
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Local News

We we're treated to a thunder
storm last Friday.
We cordially invite men of the low,
er country who complain of having
too many spread-eagle dollars to pass
them up this way.
THERE will be revival in prospect
inc for quartz as soon as the snow
disappears from the high mountains.
VEGETABLES are beginning to arrive
from the valleys.
MILToN KELLY arrived here from
the Weiser last Friday and shouldered
his auger and started home on Satur-
day.
HoS. G. W. HUM brought up ia
head Of hogs, few days ago, from
the Lower Payette valley, which he
disposed of at Placerville and this
place.
AR ASD Mas. FARNHAN, of the Up
per Payette, paid a visit to friends
here during the latter part of last
week.
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Returned Hnna.

Mr.. Joseph Hunter returned from
Iowa City, Iowa, last Sunday, after
spending two months there visiting
relatives. He says spring opened ear
ly in that State, but that crops have
been put back some by the cold wealth
er in May. 1t had been sixteen
years since Mr.. Hunter had visited his
old home, and he says the county has
undergone wonderful change since
then.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
The Question Of 1890.

1t is two years yet before the next
Presidential canvass will fairly be.
gin, but already there is some discus.
sion as to the question of 1880. Some
persons affect to believe that it will be
the election of 1875. Other persons
look back still further and insist that
it will BIO the war of 1861. These
political antiquarians are wide of the
mark. The question Of 1880 will be
between communism and common
sense-that il if the Democrats con-
tinuc, AZ they have begun, to advo-
cate the former, and if the Republic
ans acquire little Of the latter.-[ lex
A LARGE stone bank building il be-
ing erected at Ogden, Utah.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
immigration.

'''eraI wagon loads of immigrants
nave passed through here within the
P''' few days on their way to the Pa
'S country One Of the men in.
luSu US that the largest emigration
.. aao" a. Tor years is now moving from
NJ western States towards the sun.
- Laramie plains are alive with
A ana wagons. These people. in
o ors''n o. new homes, began to spread
, sa' AZ 'ne Missouri river, from Mon
j.. 40 7" texas; the great wave break.
90, u 'ne shores Of the Pacific. Or
h gu and Washington will catch the
, lux Of it, but Idaho may expect her
'DaFe- -LIdahoan. -
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Large Boilers.

From Mr.. VIM. Coughanour, Super
intendent of the Gold Hill mill, we
learn that two boilers for the hosting
works are on their way from the rail-
road. They are the largest ever
brought to the Territory, the two
weighing $4,000 pounds, with the fix
lures.
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Narr1ed:

IRETON- WARNER-Atthe Mitchell
q Marsh ranch, Lower Payette, by the
key. J. Mexican, May 30, 1878, Mr.. John
lreton and Miss Josephine p. Warner, all
of Boise county.
The WORLD was remembered by the
happy bride and groom with chunk of
delicious cake. It is our hope that not
ripple will mar their happiness through
life.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
Children Rantisad.

The first children baptised by Rev.
j. NJ. Buorgler since his arrival in this
Territory were the son of Michael
Corcoran and daughter Of John Ellis,
Of Granite Creek. The former was
baptised last Wednesday and the lat
ter on Sunday.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
INDIAN DEPRECIATION.
Murder Of Drivers and Destruction
of Freight.

From letter received by Mr.. John
Aennaly last evening from his part
ner, Mr.. I, K. Caffin, Boise. City, we
learn that the Indians have captured
their freight two miles beyond Snake
river, on the road to Kelton. They
murdered the drivers and took the
teams, with over 10000 pounds of
freight, to the river and dumped every
thing into it. The stage driver brought
the news that large quantity of am
munltlon was on the wagons, which
the Indians procured. Mr.. Coffin took
his departure, on Sunday night, for
the scene of the depreciation.
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-
Fine Wnrk

piisca. " :. 'ne most neatly executed
miniature pocto, ~ l nave ever seen IS .
Einnel. II. An1e' made oy D. ..
tie h.. It's Il inches in length,
and H. Ss'' blade ! Of an inch long,
teentbs Two W. smaller ones seven-six-
aad pearl. NJ 'r Ti : made OF gold
Ibis m;n : there is on the coast, as
c. and @'ure piece Of work shows.
'u nee 1t at bis shon
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Spefial Yotifes.
A CARD.

To all who are suffering from the errors
and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, |
will send & recipe that will cure You
FREE OF CHARGE. This great remed,
was discovered by missionary Soutl
America. Send self-addressed enyelopl
TO the REV JOSEPH T. INMAN, Station d.
Bible House, New York City.
sep.25, '77-ly.
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Crops in Kentucky.

A private letter from Mr.. w. 5.
Walker, who spent several months
here about two years ago, but now re-
siding at Liberty, Kentucky, says the
wheat and fruit crops there are better
than for several years past.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04

can make money faster at work for us than
at anything else Capital not required: we
A viii start you $l2 per day at home made
- by the industrious. Men, women, boys and
girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now 10
the time Costly outfit and terms free. Address
TRUE Co., Augusta. Maine. [JuneG'7s-ly
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70 and See for YourseIf.

tdeir a., . Smith have just received at
cit, b.;u aug and variety store in this
every !. Tooth and clothes brushes Of
pipes al A'uu' the best meerschaum
PoldsrsI YER, brought to Idaho, cigar
Bar apd wa y amber mouth pieces, CT.
a'etta cases, combs, &c.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04
Work Il thu Golden Gate Nine.

II. L. Zipf has the old tunnel in the
Golden Gate mine cleaned out and is
pushing work ahead. The ledge looks
better than ever before.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04

/ The United States Mining Law and Land
Oihte Instructions Hereunder Each section 81
the law IL Immediately followed by the Land Office
instructions relating thereto. This If a CONVEX
lent arrangement. as II avoids turning severEl
pages when the instructions are consulted in con-
nection with the law.
2. "A Digest of all Decisions under the Mining
Laws now In force II Is brought down e. the dat.
nf publication, and containing the latest decisions
takes the place of all prior publications.
s. New and Improved Forms for making tho
various proof, from the location Of q claim, miners
lien. notice 10 delinquent co.owners &C., down Ia
issuance OF patent.
4 A Complete list OF Patented Mining Claims
arranged by State, Territory. County aud District
This list Il worth to mining men many times the
price OF the book
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,1oNEY ORDER BUSINESS.

woxDERFUL cures have been, and are
~ Effected by PILES Certain Cure for
gTFalnnSsorrhoids or PILES. For sale at the
1r Store in this city.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1878-06-04

NJ Coal Oil at retail at Coffin &
kennaly's.
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pnstnGce Tours.

r.;nc week days, until further notice,
D p9lnat6otlice will be kept open from seven
!, c y. lr from halfpast twelve to one,
d sl fPoni four until six P NJ
MONEY ORDER BUSINESS.
~ Money Order Office will not be
LIZ IA i ali on Sundays; and no Money
ope 1nr business will be transacted on Sat
Vllv. ., after four o'clock 7. MI.
uFa90 s. G. SILSBY,
Idaho City, Dec. B. 1915. Postmaster,
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The book contains nearly 200 pages, Az
by inches, and is designed to be a pocket
companion for every wide-awake man in
the mining camps and financial centres OF
the West.
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STEWARDS hotel for women has
proven . failure, and is to be convert.
ed into Q general hostler for the pub
lie.
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40 uOPdllute, on sunday night, 1Ol
the scene of the depreciation.
HONOR CLASS OF THE PUBLIC SCHOOL.
The following is the honor class fol
the month of May as determined by
examination in the 1st and Cd divis
Ions, taught by P. D. Rothwell:
lsr ARITHMETIC.
Ella Bright, Emma Bright, John
McGuinness.
20 ARITHMETIC.
Nettie Moulton, Annie SuhIsen,
Hattie Foster.
0RTHoEPY.
Maria Craig, Isaac Lauer, l.. +.
Miller.
lsr GRAMMAR
John McGuinness, Ella Bright, En-
ma Bright.
% GRAMMAR.
Anna Suhlsen, Nellie Davis, Hattie
Foster.
MENsURATIoS.
John McGUinness, Isaac Lauer. j.
7. Barry.
PHYSIOLOGY.
Isaac Lauer, Ella Bright, John Nc
Guinness.
COMPOSITION.
John 2. Barry, Isaac Lauer, L. F.
Miller.
BOOK KEEPING.
John p. Barry, L. T. Miller, Isaac
Lauer.
U. 5. HISTORY.
Edward Strauss, Nellie Davis, Lucy
Ainslie.
WRITING.
W. 5. Galbreaith L. F. Miller, J.
P Barry.
SPELLING.
S. 4. McClintock, John McGuinness.
Ella Bright.
The following is the honor class for
he month of May as determined by
examination in tho 81 and 4th divis-
ons, taught by Miss Ella HaIp:n:
U. 5. HISTORY.
Clara Garrecht, Mary Mantz, Emma
Jones.
WRITING.
Mary Wallace, Clara Garrecht, Del
q Ainslie.
COMPOSITION.
Amelia Jones, Clara Garrecht, Clara
Vest
lsT ARITHMETIC.
Clara Garrecht, Milton Lauer, Rob-
TT Crafert, Emma Jones.
2D ARITHMETIC.
Louis Suhlsen, Della Ainslie, Lena
,uhlsen. Il
lsT DICrATI0N.
Amelia Jones, Clara Garrecht, Pc
or Zapp.
% DrCTArIoN.
Rosa Foster, George Tregaskis,
sobert Younger.
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GRAND RlCES!
49,
$4,000 IN PURSES.
| IhG Boise County Jockey Club
will hold lis annual meeting on the
STAR RANCH TRACK.
Races to begin on the
GOTH DAY OF AUGUST
and 10
CONTINUE SIX DAYS
thereafter, in the following orde:
First Day:
For two year olds, distance one mile;
purse, 800.
Second Day:
For three-year Odds, distance one mile;
purse, $3.50.
Third Day:
For the following named horses: Grey
Eagle, Nip, Grey John, Mingo, haywood,
Bay Tom and Lizard. Distance one mile
purse, $500.
Fourth Day:
FREE FOR ALL:
Distance, one mile; purse $500. First
horse, $3.50; second horse, $50.
Fifth Day:
Free for ALL Best two in three. mile
heats; purse, 5000.
Sixth Day:
Free for all untried and unframed sad.
die horses now owned in Boise and Ada
counties. Purse, 500 Distance, one
half mile.
FOOT RACE.
Open to actual residents of Boise coun-
ty. Distance, 70 yards; purse, $50
All races to be run to rule. Three to
enter and two to start The entrance fee
In all races will be 10 per cent. of the
purse. SAMUEL STEWART,
President Of Jocky Club.
Secretary.
BAkLE q FENNER, |
Lcsaces Of course.
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HONOR CLASS OF THE PUBLIC SCHOOL.

The following is the honor class for
the month of May as determined by
examination in the lst and Cd divis-
Ions, taught by P. D. Rothwell:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1878-05-16
CuRlsrers srucasEs knocks at the sanctum

CHRIsTefs SrUoHSER knocks at the sanctum
door and comes ia.
"Say, Misher Editor, wants to put Won
leetle advertisements in your baper."
The editor jumps for his pencil, sits down
by the table and says, $50 ahead"
"Jacob Bemser he live down in Plnchem, he
come home init himself all drunk like WOOL
las Saturday night"
"Well what next?"
Makes fuss nit his wife. Docks her by
the hair und trag her rount und rount Offer der
floor"
"Go on"
Told her NIT big swear ike tevil he would
kill her nit the butcher knife"
"And did he kill herr"
"She went to neigh5ors ind stay all night"
ooh That is better Well?"
Next morning Jakob he went und dock
his wife home all right again"
"Well ?"
"Dat is all vat you scharge for desc adves.
tisements ~
How many times do you want it in the pa
pers'
"Gnly one time. tink il makes him not
viz his wife any more"
"Oh, well, 1t is news item and we make
no charge"
"yell, den give you so cents for some ba~
pers 20 send all around und it makes warn
ing to drunk mems that they keep a little still
ind behave demselves.r
So Christoph said "Good day" and left the
editor in pleasing reflections over the power
of the press and an increase of one dozen cop
les of this weeks circulation of the HERALD.