The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1878-04-11
WHOLE NO. 1907.


when !. dog most like human be.
inFY when be is between q man aud
boy.
The Chinese adieu is "chin-ohin." and
80 l. n good share OF the American ado.
A Wyoming man won slO In wager
by eating tweuty pigs feet This vas
pigs feat. Indeed.
Mics Kseter j. the name ~ The sweet
singer Of N~w Jersey ,Ihe h~st blood Of
the Jerseys hoWs throuTh her veins.
A man Who lives on the edge of de.
cliyiiy has named be goat Olcumat Esrins
--h.cause its Kind oi batter strong
enough to knock person over
Why have tho funny men of Amerea
been 90 dull this wintrr7 Answer Fret;
They haven't Answrf second BE
cause its been an opun winisrT'
An enthusiasts Indiana editor wrote
THE battle is now oprnsd.' Bot aias
the Intelligent compusitar srelt battle"
with an "a" aud he r~adrrs cay they
have susPected Il al along
II was miikmsn Who found The body
Of - man under a bridge in Alla any. But
perhaps that fact is not sirnihcni In.
deed, the water may have been irozcn
over
The telegram SAYS there il an Irish
canary bird in New London two hundred
years old. Really nov canary bird live
ua long ~ that4
Most any ono would rather BE- shot with
a ride than be talked 20 death by
smooth bore. ~ you can't sce tho per.
iumc nf that mild witticiam. why jest
muskct
Pa. have Mr Jones. eyes got frctT-
why. my buy q "Hscaus- heard main.
uia -av O. Ms Daoliiti~ that at - party
th" other evening. NJ juu's eye ioi.
lowed her III uyvf the room
ln the convict choir at Auhurn State
pfi.ou The tenor Hnd hsfiiut. mufd-frrs
ln many choir nuts,i- 81 pfisnn the
priucipsl p-fi"rmrr- aFc ai,o mufd~f~rs
-pi thv music
Contributors wiii take notice that We
have already more spFinE tss..ifY thsn We
need What "" want ). linim.nt that
:. dead CERTAINTY ou rh"umniism.
Theodore T,lion says "i.rty y~sr. from
nov people will aondcr thst there rvrr
should have beeu a discussion on The x.
i.teuos oi bell Yr.. th~ people who
are nos iorty years Old viii wonirr. ON.
doubiedly.
Now that tho telephone makes Il poe.
sibls Tor sounds to De- canned the same
as beef milk. HOLSTERS fruit. etc mission.
AIRY sermons can b. bottled and scot 20
the South Sea lsiands ready for The table
instead Of The missionary himself
From the fact that geology has proved
the existence and located the pusition Of
ancient lhkes that uFe nos ab-olutTiy
dry. % would seem that there has actually
been . time in tho remote past when
water was generally used as beverage.
Mcguire. n Newark. l. = cool philoso.
phsr On Mondsy. at eight be iound
tault With the h-h cakrs. and hia wife
brake the di.h over his head Turning
To hi- daughter he said. Your mother 10
our china wedding"
She said. "oh. yes. an very fond ~
little boy. aud ~ = snow btii struck ~
the back of her neck shr ssid.d. 4 feel
- though could rat a couple lhis min.
ute. boiled
Jackson papers are hnastinr abnut two
locomotive b-inE put together IN two
hours aud hIy minut-s % that place
We once Esw twn engines put tns-th 2
near this place in Ices than i've seconds.
"Compnri.ons are odnrous Exactly.
exactly The man Who rsmp.r.
"a BIZ black and whits ctt with The ono
be found in the 6cld. has verified the
statement
You will Observe" snid the host as
be- showed a vi.itor through the huu g.
u ou will observe that w. have two BE- l. -
Yes fnid the guest. who was b ok.
keeper Il am Fi1d 10 see y0u live on
the double cutry plan.
The Dutch. if q pauper who i able 70.
FUSES 10 work. put him into deep ciatcrn
aui let tn a sls CO of water lt comes In
just 20 fast that by briskly plying pump
with which the cittrru is furnished ho
keeps himself from drowning
A man who bad lled a petition for
divorce was informed by his couu-el that
his vile bad hlrd "cross petition" -
lawyer. call g. a cruss pstitinn *.
claimed the husband "That. just liho
her She never did good natuf-d thing
iu hrr liic
Tn. notlest Roman ~ them ~ ctuFit
e SvrHcu-r cumm.fcisl tfav'.lrr trying %
make love o. ht. daughter. nn.i u,,w th
>yfacus-an D. circulating = p-titinn a-k.
lns Cuusr,s-. Co. msk,. it irluny g. w.ar
boot s-iEhins over thirty asc pounds.
live weight
Drnti.i. 90 oil lady about purchasing
-pm" al-r teeth "Fur mfHiiratiun. my
.l.tr madam. they cas- only Be- surpsssrd
hv uatur. hrrs,.. OIL laly % hws.
.iarturl don. care anything ah,ut tho
mssticaiIon o can only cbaw with 'em."
MTreh e. marching a--tut no matter
W, swufa % solemn nsth not Co print that
round -hould-rfd Old i1ks thi. y~nr uud
must nut c1n uot. sud will not violate
our drcFi compact iaf the populacc bowl
igr it as they may.
n d uau is 10 BE- bapiiEsd Il ought 10
De- done thnrnushiy fhs other day
convert was immrr.fd and when o. sent
home be- took vith him 90. minister's
f.o. krt b1ak !. hr hai tern held und~r
safer l1r hslf 80 hour this accident would
newer have occurred.
Coming back from trip 10 Hsyrs.
ptri.isu b-wsiiri hts misfortune 20 his
rs,iway companions One thing u crF-
fain--y"u wont catch me- in any more u
gh,.-s excursions. Z lo-t my utis aud my
cane Aud then b. added. between sotss
"a ucN cane tool'
N"uus man. remember when going 10
q o. suur swrs.th-sft whssr father may
iH"k with ai-'avuf up1n ynur ati~niinns.
tAat e fr,ii" dtliar wufn tn thr bop fH'rk
u u Annr n.nI. |. .--t n--ILlI In Gee ~