The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-10-22
FLEA BITES.


Paris t--l-< ar. ,uea..nr their pet,.e en-.
'r"inlties ~ >rrP"nt SKIN poot>.
Yes. they are bound TO pn, snei. foot in M
~; III. Eve
IL ,n'';-'> ~ '" hear PenJle speculate nron whs
: g"'n- I" ~. the next President. And yet 10
sometimes esfI>es a Jasn2 Of regret 20 par, sh
IN" ~'s>"r> AMI paste: INT then the office
hunters viii remind Us Of oh times and those
feii"ws who wan, ten dollar notice for Is cents.
We hat" ." n, IL. hut careful study hss con-
WINGED rs ,hs, Pyihia- wanted so escape from his
n,ther-n-.sw.
Nature, - nos making h-r full tce:.-Ex.
Wer1'c" that her limits are stark naked.
TN I"ws :.aehsr. residing four miles awxe
:fom her school house, ride. to her dnties every
mornin. on AZ
Viii. it don't make any difference whose Or il
gor,d IN ti,i> case.
\ new -'yi" If dressing the hair. recently
adopted. brush il hack from the forehead aud
i:s-trn II at the back in "oli or net.
The ap',shes have another way Of dressing the
hair. They brush lack from the sop". the hss.s
aEss take ,hs hide with i; They do not i.-sen ,s
the hack coil. h: ii. the whole business in
hard knot at their belt.
Prayer is very profitable; ~ night il is our
covering.
Then half the world - without be,i-clothe..
-Whra m In.!isaa PAPER mentions The ''Stalk.
ing Monster" cholera IL meant.
But when thu = ,, dropped it mean. woman
"ho wants money.
The opinion - that TIM Ashantce war will yet
l~co'sc Formidable siissir.
A shan'y serious old thing. We got in
one orca ar's 81, 'csaw-d mp" The rights OF
b-liig-f-nis ar- fully recognized, and yea are
'-nerc.i .Ser. .'.'"x wa tire hou-e, from q tea
kettle full ut hot water a fat irun.
I'll. >rythe makers. At their r-ceu, convention
in Springfield. Mass. decided to raise the price of
~eythe> So" ncr toze", next SEASON.
That's always th. way-put a tax on industry.
There are over i'ty men ON our street corners
now, b" can't work jus: hccan,e scs thes have
gone mp 80. just a. they got ready to buy scyths
and 90 Ia work. the darned things "nz," and they
can't reach 'ens.
There is "a si.ie In the acairs III mea that, taken
a: its tood. leads to fortune.
And there is another tide leads out to the
cemetery. Its q rope tied-around yonr neck.
And old lady sad abe had often seen '.mem
s;rnck with happy thought but could never zee
''Cone in. Oh woman. B,rxeep. get EN- up.'s
That's a happy thought We Thoughts oE. Hns-s-shli
here comes q Teller know. Let's see 10 -
come true.
Rev. Mr.. Beecher asks. "Is Christianity fAllen,''
Never mind. Henry Ward. you've got no stock
in IT,.
lives Of Yankee girls remind ~,
We can make our live. sublime.
Aud departing. leave behind ~
Footprints over i'm last Lyme.
FOOeprsNts that purchanee another,
should they them Ger hap to meet.
Will excla,n. Why WhO IN thunder
Could have bad such mo0ssrOus ieetr
BRIDGEPORT Standard.
And then ws should gently tell them.
That Boonvillegiri surely made EN-.
''lselts are w,ded.' says . fashion paper
The last one got measured four inches. Same
sise Of the brick.
Mr.. Rhodes. sboSman in Sheffield. Mass.,
sruck his finger into box Of rattlesnakes 10 stir
them up. and MAS bitten- He swallowed quart
OF whisky and two ounces Of morphine and re-
II Rhodes swallowed two ounce sof morphine,
he may have recovered, bat vel wager . nickel
that returnine consciousness found him on the
top step Of the golden stairWay.-Jeferson City
rroune.
And IL h. drank quart Of whisky well bet two
nckels he yoke up on the bottom one.
Georgian has married three times in the sane
PAIR vi socks.
No wonder they smell bod.
'"Boh" lngcrsn.l has not far in his recent
lecture four drawn more than houses third
full.
Well. do you suppose he wants EN- all billing
drunk.
Jefferson City's nre boys beat the worsd.-Jour-
nal.
Very likely. Very likely. Did the world trust
hem for much: