The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-09-24
FLEA BITES.

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-R.rus vens around that half mile
track % lest that he Ma gnawinE his
drivers coat tails To 81 him out Of his
road.
Are grapes healthy :" asks IN exchange.
Trey never complain around Seslalia
although everybody has to salt On them
ill they're ripe.
1t gave % great pleasrrr day OF two
since to read long srsicle entitled, The
Time to Study" In our opinion, the
time to sindy il, when your partner hes
got hoih both bovers and ace.
Ewes Last w"ri~ oa leaving ParaAiae
were II don't care. Adam "-Ckicago 1smes.
No such thing. Just heioss they vent
out the front doo-. Eve said: "!Adam,
hos du~- nv back hair look ~
"A TAT old woman dropped hall dollar
through crack 10 Pearl river bridge, on
Ohi" street. yesterday, and nearly beat q
by to death before che found out be wsa
tea, big Ia 81 through the crack after il.
"A lev ye.r. ago some fellow said ''sss
Peter left the gates sjar. ard little angel
clipped" Well. after that, ,h".e old gate.
~-se left sjas pretty ofien. and finally they
sent s~inxety swing ell the time. until old
II. Pete got mad aud prUpI<'' EN- up .ids
open. Still they come NV he ihreaien'
Tn tear Down the whole front fence.
Now. Just atop that nonsense about
the hiesoslyPhic inscriptions "a ancient
bsicks. The other day vs took . brick
that grandmother ussd to keep her iee'
warm. To learned Professor. He exam
ined il elcsely for three days, and then
gave ~ $50 for il, saying il wsa an exact
copy u psuelama,i"n from Ra~eaea ii.
When ve told him Oh Il all thoss anc;en,
character vese scratched b. The t"e 1sil-
Of our ancient grandmother, he tried to fire
IN electric battery at us,but the bottle in OUT
packet vas . non conductor. Talk about
science
There are one hundred cssea Of fever,
Of @slignans typ. in Bradford, Mexican
county. Pa.
We don't know much abous those caaes,
bat there's Gaze of malignant type" in
this oaice. somevherr-ja.s the nslixnans-
81 oldkind Of typ. Yoa ought TO ~ how
siek they get when they zee it in proof.
--Oh. .hy should the spirit Of mortal
Be psood."
Dunno, unleas his hors< von fust money.
-Unes.y Lien the he.5 that sells . good
many Of then.
And uneasy lies the head that's full Of
'eo.
--Dr. Marv Walker has the advantage
a mnss Dea il one sespect-shs Can mead
her 0wn bssechss.
Yea, she can mead 'eo, snd aev buttons
On, and all thst but oose men have gut IN
sdvaasaee il bsseches over d.. Mary, IN
ssoshss respecs.
-SooeboAy sell o. where Newark i,
quiet. lissen:
"Dearess." he murmused ecsestically, -
~ folded her iu his ssms (os the 6rse time,
''les ne sample the nectar Of your lip."
take whole schoooes of H." she fatally
vhispesed; tits ill on tsP."-Nsxek
CHI.
Yum, yum, ae-ae-sl s-sl-um. yum. Tell
. where Newark =!
-vaasar College sirla have . secret %
ciesy called "vaaaasians," and any mem
her vho foeeess her dignity and slides
down the stair rsiliag il fined shirty-oae
Res.
Well lss her rsosabss her dignity and
'easd on IT, os-sssss mind, vs'll raise il
oae mot higher.
Kesrney wants 70 know who own
his V0sld ?"
Hush Oh! Come arousd 70 the County
Rseoedesas 0G6ce t0-oosrov mosning. bot
ioat give ~ sway. for 10 il vas known
'ooebody vooid 81 Il sire asd ruin ~
-.How much 90 TIL. butter. did you
~ !! 'Sevensees cent?, SIR" "Whsrs on
,srth have shs 0shss too soae? lean only
nell fifteen.
The osher too had poolsd their is.ues to
selp out the fifteen.
They eas sss vips for too esats in
;ypsus.
Bring Oh the wise! Do9-gose il, veil
rink ous Of pitch pine. white oak, OF
sea cottonwood. Nothing seack up 'bous
"A eat eats srsesially and Pun her
hankaI
Yes. bus vhss doss the poos cus Of ..
Dosss DOT sseos 70 % - II 10 out to hsvs
~ ~ il shs bu&;sss, beisg - hov b.
Ding al he ssssiaG up.
-.Will hssh issezie ~ p asks he Yoak- |
- 0asuss.
Il Gill osee Q osa feel id sight
Dsaass than IL - hsd hsss deusk.
win Ssaalis plsass asad up - osatos
10 doat say .Fraa Msias 70 Orss,a end
20 he lake. - shs eslG. Wsrsas6srs |
laDseyul
Win WasssasesFs plesss sssd down
~ esssos vhess lsse ass soall saossh |
, seasd % shs ssags II Soish's Hall |
'icAest hi ssss ss.siss - de bscks
I ~ 6rss roo 81 ssaasf
-'6sppos ah"sld Work aysslf up 10
- isssssogssios Pniss p Sid bsas & biz
sssshsase Il skoaA ssspoed vish q q.
|soasisat' - ~ psoops ssply.
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