The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-10-03

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The Galveston News says, sadly
Every department 81 industry suffers
from the general depression Even the
II paso stage has not been robbed for
q whole week
Although Il has been four hundred
aud thirty.iour years since printing
was discovered, 90 printer has yet dis.
covered how 10 run newspaper 10
suit everybody.
Who was the doubling disciple I
asked the Sunday school teacher Pc
ter. promptly replied tue smart boy.
No. THOMAS, said the teacher. Then
wba, DO people always say Petered DOT
for, asked the smart bad boy.
"A scientist says angle worms DO
hot sailer when put on the hook. They
wriggie around out Of pure JOY, we
suppose, the same As mau does when
good-looking woman steps on his
c0fns
The following correspondence ex.
plains itseli Dear Mrs. jones please
le, me have a dozen tomatoes if you
can Sallie Smith. Dear Mis-. Smith
I'VE arc not going to can we pro.
pose 10 picEle
old Party Who has sent for the
landlord Landlord, can't get any.
thing 10 eat. Your pretty waiter girls
devote their time to the good looking
young fellows. Haven't you got
homely old waiter who has lost her
taste ior beauty
A clergyman in neighboliug
town teceplly aroused his sleepy audi
eaee by asserting ia the most positive
manner that Notwithstanding the hard
times. The wages Of sin have not been
col down one iota
"A wag 10 New York seeing man
drive tack into card. through the
letter { 10 the word Boston, exeitedly
exclaimed Why, what are you about
don you 4aS@ that laying tan On Tea
ia Bosf0u once raised a thudoring muss
there
Making the best Of ii is good rule
for everybody What is the matter !
asked lawyer Of his coaehman. The
horses are running away, sir. Can you
not pull them up am afraid not.
Then, said tie lawyer. after Judicial
delay, ran into something cheap
IAN American tourist was visiting
Naples. aud saw Nesuvius during an
erup.iun Have you anything like that
10 thr ues NorlI was the question OF
at fttiitu spectator NJ. replied jon.
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lhat sad put il out 10 i've minutes
be average toy II 30, afraid 81
~otk lie wiii labor hafd SIX hours "a
make peach STONE ring. toe value OF
which il not over leu cuuis a bushel ;
AMI wii carry tranks 10 hours day
Lt mustsoI Troupe lpr Al admissions
tickei wortb 20 cenis II the same
hos mother asks him 10 perform an
euauj occupying fifteen minutes time.
be- gtoWls and gfoWis. aud threatens 10
run away FROM home aud become u
pirate
- Nov this is the way d the world
The Miaueseta papers say President
Hayes wili attend the state lair. And
thea. under display head. they take
bali column 10 announce, with over.
flowing enthusiasm. that RArus. the
king y the tafl. will also be there.
WAY Il thgse elder days, 10 be Ro-
man MAS greater than king. but now
10 be kiag % the tort is greater than
10 be president. Well did Henry Clay
e1ciaim had rather be Rarus than
be- president lie said right. bui then
70 tie right i Aboal as Rarus anything
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