Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1878-12-04
ruNNYoRAPHs.

FUNNYaRAPHs.
TIcE is 4 great storm scenter.-Nssg
Orleans Picayxne.
I A COUNTRY tavern il made = hotel be-
cause it has been counted inn.
/ A FREE lunch at Little Rock costs ten
cents.-New Orleans Picdyune.
The domestic goat is the bill sticker's
friend.-Nec Orleans Picoyune.
i EVEN a blacksmith's bellows some.
times comes to blowa-Bost0n Post.
/ A GROWING evil-that clothing won't
grow with the grower.-BostoM 1raas-
cript
/ The favorite dish with impecunious
swells is woodcock on trust Pittsbxrgh
Telegraph.
A COUNTRY editor in Illinois writes:
eve are having hog cholera. ."-Nesc
Orleans Picdysns.
A PERspICUoUs Vermont legislator
said in speech: My wife, who il
married woman!"
A WEALTHY German has purchased 4
/ uldulCl ClUCA lOA V1ceVVOs O0IOly bAOA0
is money.--Cin. Commercial.
/ WHEN a man is looking for writing
fluid, he may be said to Be holding m
inkquest.--S. Albons Adpertiscr.
Ir you turn an American state" up
side down you will find the etats of the
French republic. Phiiadelphin Bslletir,
"OH, isn't that dainty dish to set
before king" of the Cannibal Islands!
boiled Indian pudding.-Cia. CONNER
ciai.
MORO for dyer's establishment:
/ Morituri solumtaus, we who are about
to dye salute you." ."--ADany Evening
! journal.
| AN Englishman named Putton has
written a book on music. 1t will be
called " Putton Airs" probably.-Pitt
burg Telegraph.
THE swollen broeklet murmurs louder;
All sonsless hit the feathery troop;
The clan, departed from the choder,
Leaves hut psor potato soup.
I TALK about angry sea, and mad waves
and all that. Hnmph! you'd be angry,
too, were you crossed as often a. the
ocean is-Reynoids Herald.
The Germans call wedding h0ch-
zeit. In this country it takes sixty-three
gals, but in the fatherland only one gal
to make q hochzeit.-B Boston 7yas.cvipt.
SNoDaRAss says that two young ladies
kissing each other is like an emblem of
Christianity, because they are doing unto
each other as they would men should do
unto them.
In New Mexico the colon Of the
grains of corn are numerous-blue, yel-
low, white, and even black. Blue pre-.
dominates and Is most esteemed by the
natives for making tortilla, or c0rn.cake.
GIVE the average American girl her
choice between going to heaven and
marrying into the nobility, and see how
few charms heaven has for her.-keokxk
C0nstitwtion.
"PD thank the Lord" says Talmage,
!" If / weighed $50 pounds." Well, Why
doesn't he get employment in coal
yardf He could weigh . ton there
NorristotOn Herald.
~ am inclined to believe" said fop
to . lady who had refused to sing,
!" You are fishing for c0mplimentA"
+" Oh! no." replied she, never fah IN
% shallow stream"
THERE are ten shades of rcd this sea-
son in women's toggery and 847 shades
Of blue about the husbAnd and father
who foots the dry goods and millinsry
Bills CdtskiN Recorder.
"PD Offer the this sand OF mime" u
what the grocer sang to the customer
who wanted sugar. He was advised 10
keep his sand in his crop, hut not to deal
it out.-Ksokuk Consultation. Z,
PROBABLY tho best way 10 get stop
to this grave robbery bnsiness would Be,
in every case where grave u rined, to
fill the vacancy promptly with = medical
student Burlingtos HasCkeye.
"WHAT are stump-speakersf" was
asked of the smart boy at the head Of the
class. "Men who earn their living By
the sweat Of their tongue" was the
prompt reply.-PAI. Ckvosio1e Herald
"MY dear" said Mira HnOdgrass, shud-
dering, chow do these awful na1n go
coed In entering dead peoples vaults3"
With skeleton keys, presume" IN
feelingly replied Mr.. 6.-Nycsm Ads@~
tisev.
X, poor literary man, has Just made
Z success. He he's married rich old
lady. I" Capitall" said : friend, !" when
you can't get promotion By merit, you
can get e through seniority. ."-P~is
Fng0.
DID you ever see an Italian Pawnees
overc0atf - CIacinnaH 6aEsrfav MjgA.
Yes, and saw him Sioux for it, recovery.
-Dstroit Free Press And he had 70
ret Cheyenne Of evidence 70 do it.-
G.,plnk AerM1A