Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1878-04-10

The silver question is about ora

The silver question is about ore.
Who has lost the eight cents,
| Massachusetts wants the Moffet, J.,
| punch. '' 0el-
A county paper in Indania heod. :
OF marriages Limited Partnersh;;n,a - :
| An optlcan in Montreal left s;r w.
when he died. Specs so.-B oaon" pss
Iowa has restored capital punishmo..
Westward the star ofhemp-ire tat asi y
way.-Commercial advertiser. '' 10
Vests are to be worn bv the ,.s
says Harper's Bazar. Pull down yan,
vests, girls. ''u
We learn from private sources a.
Professor Darwin is DESTROYS Of Aa'
monkeytizing man. Horrible tail "
Short dresses, three inches from y
ground, are the latest. Women ~, sas
big feet still prefer long skirts, howe Tsu
A girl of metal: One with s;lvo.
voice, golden hair, brass in the face sn1
tin in the pocket being led to the alta, s
An editor out West, speaking ~ .
blind sawyer, says, 6 Although he CON-
not see he can saw"
They who marry for haits of nina
and heart will seldom fail of perenns J
springs of domestic enjoyment. '
A Roman candle can be used to sho,,
a dog out from under barn. but Ss
barn should be located near an eupins.
house.-Detrou Free Press.
1t is asserted of Philadelphian tb,,
he died :" worn out by too severe meu,,l
effort in the study of how to live with.
out work"
There is a merchant in Burlington
who does not take trade dollars H.
doesn't advertise, and nobody eve,
offers him any.
The papers say that Miss Cary, the
prima-donna, is going to Florida forhe,
health How the duce did her health
get down there?
Somebody remarks that young ladies
look on boy as n nuisance until he il
past sixteen, when he generally doubls
up in value each year, until, like !
meerschaum pipe, he is priceless.
A wife will hardly ever notice wheths,
her husband has had his hair cut Or not
but let him go home with a strange
hairpin in his overcoat and she'll see It
before he reaches the gate.
II guess you'd build railroad in
heaven better N you could play on
golden harp" said Vanderbllts chi
voyant physician to him. And ID.
Commodore felt very much hurt at The
expression of such an unreasonabl.
opinion.
Gentlemen of the jury" said
lawyer, lat the moment the police
men says he saw us in front of the hO@ |
which was burglariously entered lIl
prove that we were locked up drunk ia
the station-house."
"What is your occupation, buby
said a visitor at the capitol, of a brgh
boy whom he met in the corridor. 1h
boy happened to be page in the house
lam running for congress, M be
replied.
A German fellow-citizen, recently
imported, attended a concert the other
evening and heard the well-knowss
"She is Pooling Thee" etc. He I'M
mediately had a placard posted up IN
his "blace Of pisness," No fool here
l will no vOmans drust. "--RaAan
Democrat.
When you have seen woman tyst
ing up her back hair, and holding
twenty-three hair-pins in her moua
while she tells a neighbor on the oths
side of the street how to make straw }
berry shOrt-cake so the man can't W
strawberry. the secret of Demosthene
successful training with the pebbles y
no longer mystery.
When wife demonstrated with ha
husband for staying out late atnight', d
retorted: You got me in the way OH
Before we We're married you used
throw your arms about my neck
three o'clock. and say, Don't 90, daH
ing; it is early yet" but now if | nap
pen to stay out till two it is tern'f
affair.""
Young man, if she smilse on you
more sweetly than usual-ifshe fluan
out to meet you at the gate with ~.
cordality-if she remarks that ee.o
o'clock isn't bit late"-if she lnvl y
you to call again. with contdenl1;
earnestness-if she says "good-nl4g'ni.
with gentle pressure of her dear ns .,
hand--ifshe does all these things,y ou1
man, be not deceived. The straW"a1
and ice cream season is at hand.