The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-04-14


the Holy Spirit.
Tho Rev. G. @. Tiffany viii onnciate and preach N
the Church or the Atonemsns at tho usual Eous 70
dsy. -
.Hope: Its Peace and once In Human Nature" Will
be considered this morning BY Rev. w. K AgsI
"rhe Work or Life and It's Motives" will be discussed
sh,s evening In the Church OF the Messiah.
ORA Rowland and Seymour Will minister 70 me
Church Of the Heavenly Rest this morning ana AFTER
noon Or. J. Cotton Smith Will preach on Thursday
evening.
rpore win be four services to-day IN st. Ignatius
Protestant Episcopal Church, at which Dr. Ever Will
ofacata Services also Thursday, Friday and Sat-
urday Midnight service and sermon on Saturday
CHAT BY THE WAY.
Ills great deal easier Ia these days to borrow
trouble than 70 borrow money.
In view Of the spread Of Christianity Il u suggested
that the whole heather world 10 Pagan out
Statistics prove that editors tho most moral men
In the commun,sy-they always do write
The bump OF benevolsncs 10 said 10 DO better pro.
tscssd BY thick covering Of bone tnan any other or
gan Pass the contribution box around and you will
ind that this statement II trus
The saiva OF the mad dog u perfectly innocuous,
ana Ne are ready provo this assertion by having
the experiment tried on any one except ourselves
il very fashionable, OF course, and very proper 20
keep Lent bat keep with sigh ~ thought OF the
parties aud other aooi times you might have II u
were only over 10 not quito 20 mcrltorous
Il Is said sMsn proposes and''-the lady accepts or
not a. she ehooses
the days OF spring cleaning. the saddsss OF tho
year, are close a. hand. I. 10 she time when
The hsusekeepsr givesh cheerful hop
And We hear the musical fipperty fop
o. the mostly, misty. maddeninE mop,
and whom the breakfast Is almost - uncertain - the
temper Of the whole family. II requires great deal
OF Christian grace 10 LOOK while this annual chaos
slowly resolves itself Into ordcr and say NO hard
words and think no hard thoughts.
Tho idea was . correct one, though the expression
Of Il vas little assrsy whom the good old lady sighed
and said that she did hope 70 live such vay ,has
n last she should rest In BeelzobuS's bosom.
II there 10 any way Of dodsing the moral Law human
depuayity VIII nud t out sEdward, don't you 60 ous
Of that Rste.n He was found thirty minutes alter
Tory roos Oh playing marbles. and winning another
boys last agate "Ddn't tell you not 70 90 ous OF
that gatef" said the irase parent ''Wei." was the
reply, II didn't 90 out OF the cato; climbed over she
fence" That kind Of logic circulating pretty freely
nowadays
We are not content with our lot. and sigh for
change. Fate never treated any ono AZ badly as he
treats ~. and everybody gets on bstssr than W do.
That 10 about the way matters stand with Us great
dsns OF some Of tho very people whom We envy we
should b. glad enough TO get back 70 our own l'ste
cares and think them nothing Wo arc like the IN
happy grasshopper the story. who thought he could
nnd better crop 70 feed on somewhere else than
here, %
Up he went ike . streak Of lightning;
Lii on shc moon like . thundsrbot;
Naughs ooula hc 1nd but man with lantern
Riding abo = on = pea green colt
Oil Asign hoi VIM aid come bersi oni
ntng, aud swing, and nop OF my wing.
And back 70 the earth IN 70. faks#
That 70 . very funny ghost story which 10 going the
round Of the paporl That u - merely fact Of the
Imagination rather than OF history does noe u
shs least iais traveller the slate" referring
mot 70 his decsass bat 70 tho hour OF the night while
cropping his way home saw In tho middle Of the high
way what ne took 70 BE- vsritable ghost. II stood
ss,n and vas dressed In white. ~ any conventonaiy
respectable appsriuon would DO. Bravo At heart no
ds,srminsd 70 solve the mystery. Advancing with
cautious tread he got close 10 the shsoted dead" and
struck n . right smart blow with his stick. What
happened Immediately aitor he aione can do
scribe With its proper pashos. He vas Iited
into the air and came down with . dis
agreeable tnud IN tho mud Of . ditch. Upon
proper invsstigation the ghost turned out to BE- .
white muis who was standing she night out In msdi-
taive mood when mis- reveris was broken In upon by
ths iusruaer. The victim declares that whatever hts
private opinions may DO no shall hereafter net -
Though ghosts we're reality and siear clear Of any
communication with them.
Women and nature look forward 70 Easter with
eqaai ansicpations The latter buds, but the former
blossom ct that season. Congregations begin thin
down In that momcnlous interim between the winter
and tho spring bonnet bus with the dawn Of castor
The tide Of religious feeling Is again on the food
ssDsar me, dear ms." the maiden thought,
As IN her now she sat,
III ns'er can be q saint bcusash
This horrid winter hat
.wbsn robsd IKE spring In gay attire,
I can ~ church appear,
Then shall better able be
To read my title ccar."
FLIRTING has reached the altitude or q nns ART Il
can DO carried In the street. where, In tho moment
Of passing each other. the eyes fash what 10
vould take The photograph hour TO repeal: In
tho church, where tho handkerchief serves tho
sgnsi nag while the sentimental gush OF two spoons
ID The voiubs interpreter II IL said Of lady who
was addicted 10 this universal corrcspondencs In
cipher that she lying In her conlu she would
coquetts with tho undertaken while the minister vas
reading the scrvica
his ability 20 quote Scripture, and no affords Fan
illustration of hs good old doctrine Of total depraviy.
which cannot possibly be dispensed with while tho
present Congress 10 in session. by always quoting
In tho wrong connection. When he wanted 10 elect
doorkeepor he cried "Now 10 the accepted time;
now 10 the DAY Of saivation." and the members must
have thought that he was quoting from some comic
paper for thoy broke into shouts laughter Spurred
on BY the applause he again cudgecd his brains and
said Bsssr be doorkcopcr in the house Of the Lord
than d~eil In tents OF the wicked" aud this tmo
tho geussmsn OF tho House concluded tina. he
citing FREQ translation OF Virgil and again laugh cd
loud enough 70 lifs the national debt. Its beautiful
spectacle whom the Representatives oil the people mako
fun OF the Bible, but they must be excused on the
ground that probably mono OF them know where the
Quotations come from.
The CongreoafioSaiia 10 beginning to advocate tho
one-scrmona-dsy project IL 10 certainly very dfh-
cult Tor any minister 70 preach two good sermons
day, quite impossible for some Of them preach
even ons Whether the nov movement, however, has