The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-01-24
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Take the DEMOCRAT.
Beware of "dead BEATS"
Spring candidates soon.S
Better dig some garden.
Has any one q real ugly baby?
Good people don't "swear off,"
Keep that turned over leaf clean.
Beecher has dehelletized the Bible.
The mud upon our streets is still
rising.
Gloves below cost at JOS. Woer-
ner's.
Where is that chain-gang, Mr.. Com
missioners? 3
Dances are not very fashionable
this winter. 81
Chincilla overcoats 81, worth 81, at
Jos. Woerner's.
Pork $3.50 per hundred. Good Re
publican timesi
The County Infirmary is now heat
ed by steam.
Mems gloves 25c a pair, worth Soc,
at JOS. Woerner's.
st. Valentine and Ground Hog day
are the next.
Short dresses are coming into fash
ion again.
Fur top kid gloves Soc, worth $I.25,
at Jos. Woerner's.
Don't You wish you hadn't bought
an o~vercoat?
Did you tap your sugar trees?
Bring IS u sample.
Buck skin gloves 70 to 9oc, worth
$I.25, at Jos. Wocrner's.
The Ground Hog comes next. Get
ready for him.
The taxpayers of the County de-
mand a chain gang.
Mems caps SOC, worth Toe, -atJos.
Wocrner's.
We have had spring lingering in
the lap of winter.
Eaton can boast of five fine aud
comfortable churches.
Overcoat $500, worth $500, at Jos.
Woerner's.
The Corporation paid about $1,000
for a mud street,
Give us a chain gang TO work ont
, fines ON.
Paper collars 1875 box, at Jos.
Wocrner's.
Tenant farmers are looking around
for changes of localities.
There is an "oyerprodnction" of
loafers in Eaton this year.
Mems hats 40c, worth 500, at Jos.
Woerner's.
Our city dads should apply for a
patentee on street graveling.
The clergy are getting badly torn
mp" OF Ia e-hell question.
Good cashmere pants SIZE, $500
and $500, at Jos. Woerner's.
Eaton was chuck full of people last
Saturday, but little business done.
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Everybody should try aud make
those most miserable happy.
Mems sheep skin wool lined nit
tens SOC, at Jos. Woerncr's.
Where does @That Boy of Mine"
spend his evenings? Who knows?
Friday and Saturday last were good
sugar making days. Some trees were
tapped.
Buck skin gloves aud mittens 65c,
worth $1.O0, at Jos. Woerner's.
Miss Mary Bloom, of West Alex
andria schools, has resigned to get
married.
The "Fort" is.still being held by a
few of the faithful in Eaton. 1t looks
'shaky, though.
Best chincilla overcoats $500, worth
$1,000 to $500, at Jos. Woerner's.
Il lady's modern dress is composed
of ten yards Of cloth and thirteen
yards of buttons.
This winter has knocked the cold
est inhabitant" into a cooked hat as a
weather prophet.
Buck skin fronts and chincilla back
gloves Toe, worth $1.25, at Jos. Woer-
ner's.
The Eaton Lyccum should get Bob
Ingersoll to deliver a lecture in Ea-
ton. Wen go a half!
Bob Ingersoll firmly believes to this
day that the pillars pulled down by
Samson were catterpillafx
mouS WOVi ofersulTIS ~, W anu
Soc, worth 75c to $1.25, at Jos. Woer-
ner's.
Either the cold season. so slow in
beginning, will extend into spring, or
the cold will be unusually severe.
The ministers will not ride any
more oil half fare, according to regu-
lations lately adopted by railroads.
GOOD everyday coats $1.75, $3.50
and $500, worth $500 to $500, at Jos.
WoerAer's.
Brigham's widows are marrying
again, and, unlike most women, they
sigh to exclaim, "We are no longer
Young"
Who knows anything about the
fruit prospect for this year in this
part of the country? Don't all speak