The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-11-07
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joint affair rheumatism.
Lost at sea-The sight of land.
Green apples strike below the belt.
Modern Roam-The life of a tramp.
Table Of interest-The dinner table.
For prosperity-Look in the dictionary.
seaside invocation-"Let us sprsy."
A fresh patch on the seat Of boys trowsora II
something new under the son.
Teacher; What kind of a verb is love9" Young
lady pupil "a lne.night verb.'
Many man who goes on the stage in Idaha
comes off corpse the first night.
David Davis thinks of taking the stump In hi
nois-if he can fad stumps large enough.
It's reported that Simon Cameron has made
things solid with the widow oliver.
Pharmacy is the art of pouring from one bottle
to another without spiling.
There are seven members in the Cabinet with
schuIz, and six without.
John A. Logan calls himself selEmade man.
John was always doing poor jobs.
Chicago and St, Louis persist in quarreling as 10,
which has had the most yellow fever cases.
The Governor of the Passamaquoddy Iudlans
in Maine has gone to the happy hunting ground.
woman in Nebraska suffocated her baby by
rolling over it in bed. What is home without
mother.
Key talks of going to Alaska. Good Hope,
he'll have an ice time.
Gov, Dingley of Maine has gone to Europe, and
Gov Connor Of Maine has gone to grass .
Brick Pomeroy calls Kearney "a loacer and O
brute and he ought to know.
Brown, the mind.reader, is pursuing mental IN
vestsations in Pennsylvania. So is James q.
Blaine
Please tally just once more for the Jones fam.
lily. Nevada Jones raket In one million dollars
by the late rise in California stocks.
Silver lynx is the coming fur. They will proVa
the missing lynx in many Womans wardrobe.
British Columbia imposes a poll tax Of go on .
Chinaman. P. S-There are not many Cinnamon
in British Columbia.
Short costumes take only eighteen yards OF me-
dum width stuff for full dreSs.-Albang Arous.
That's stuff on the ladies.
Irepudlate the dabolical story that am en-.
gagged to Webb Hayes. Hannah Boggs may DO
for all knoW.-SuSdR B. anthony.
Christopher Mann, of Independence, No., is IOS
years old, and has a son aged years. Christie
pher is considerable Of a Mann.
"Tll see you later" is not new slang phrase by
any means. That was what the whale said 10 Jo-
nah when they parted in mid ocean.
Bob Toombs says that Georgia will elect old
Alex Stephens to Congress as long as he lives and
after his death will elect his administrator.
Autumn is reluctant to depart. She cllngs Rks
young girl who is positive that the clock has not
yetstruck 10, and who does not care If 1t has.
Mary had little corn upon her little toe, and
everywhere that Mary went the corn was sure 10
CO.
lady, joking about her nose, said /: II had
nothing to do in shaping it. 1t was a birthday
present"
commercial advertisement for "a man "a
travel" was answered by a tramp. He said he
was used to the business.
Said old Deacon Holden II don't like q man
who is intimate on short acquaintance because
he is almost sure to be short on intimate acquaint
ance."
A man never realizes to what extent he is do.
pendent on others until at the barber shop he haI
waited patiently for and hour an a half for his
turn.
A lady who in defiance of the English law, had
married the brother Of her deceased husband,
was in the habit of alluding 10 her first spouse a.
"her poor brother-in.law"