The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1878-08-06

tnte the rae-picker for the miner, the paper
nil for the assayer's Office, and the PRINT
inc me- nress for the mint Their new money
mist be put in circulation by being palo as
wages TO all poor men and, women Wuo
work on public Jobs. The currency thus sup
nIied must. in their view, become the revltl
fvinp Ife-blood OF TRANSMISSION -thaG ~ "
MOI I'm drowning industry by the JOCKS ana
restore 10 health our languid comnelGe'
There is TO be no more OF compulsory luie-
noss. no more hard times. no more scarcltf
OF money. Paper money is TO DecoIhe tns
solace of all existing woes anu panuoea ~
all private and public maladles. 0-Neoo Vt
leans Picaysne.
inst before the public schools in New
r1oyen closed for the vacation lady teacher
in one OF the departments gave out the "ora
g foh,, for her class to spell. After 1t was
snnlJed. rs was her custom, she asked the
meaning OF it, No one knew. The teacher
then told the class she had one. ana was the
only person In the room that did. After
little while a hand went hesEaeingy up.
Teacher: "Well, what is lt!I flease'
ma'am, it's a beau."- Danbury Ne~S.
ssHas General Tom Ewing deserted the
Democratic party and gone over to tue Ma
tinnals? Handbills are posted through
Cha1lta1loua county, n. Y, announcing him
"a the principal speaker at a National
Greenback Convention to be held at Chau-
founua Lake next week. This is matter
that needs explanation. Will General Ew-
| ING rise at once ?''-CleUetdnd Herald.
Commence is one of the New York Posts
interdicted words. You should say "be.
uin.v It is understood the editor OF the
! POST is getting out patent for begin
ment,v and will sell county rights on libc-
raj terms. Agents can readily make $50
Cav and expenses Albany Evening Jour-
nal.
The other day, as two newly-arrlved
Micks were walking up kearney street,
| pavement trap-door opened, and Chinese
store-porter emerged. Be gorro!" said
one of the Paddles, elf the haythen:
haven't got tunnel clane thro' from
Chince, bad luck to thin !"-San francisco
| Ne,rs- Letter.
| Occasionally" as the old western min
lister said, they do turn UP. Hon. John
Enos Neff said he would not accept the
Democratic nomination for Congress in the
First district Of Indiana, because he is ar
honest-money man and couldn't dodge the
fat idiocy on the stump. He Is now Secre
tary OF State.
"Thank Heaven" said tormented pas
senrer, "there are no newsboys in heaven
"No,'' replied. the newsboy, "but wha
comfort do you find in that?" The mar
didn't say, and everybody else looked
pleased Burlington Ha,oteye.
Mrs. Lucy Hooper says that when she
saw eN-Emprcss Eugene she hau me
head loaded with false yellow hair" Per
| haps Eugene didn't know 1t was ioaded:'
| Nogristo,on Herald.
More brains run TO waste in trying tt
get the under-holds on logical explanation
for the defeat of favorite baseball cus
than it took to plan the Pyramids Gin
cinaah BREAKFAST Table.
The New York Evening Post says it il
announced that General Butler has con
sented to address meeting OF the Nationa
Labor Party in Union Square on the eve
ming of the 10th instant.
The Princess OF Wales is taking lessons
on the either. The Prince finds he ha:
a lodge-meeting to attend nearly every
evening.-Atbany Evening Journal.
There liz no good substitute fur wisdum
but silence il the best that baz been discov
cred yet.-Josh Billings.
Jersey lightning strikes in the same place
as often as candidate asks the boys What
they will take.-Picay4ne.
The Greeks kept no cats, and wore nc
boots; hence they had no use for boot
Jacks.
An old negro cook says: Sass is power
full good in everything but children. DeJ
need some oder kind of dressin'."
Mowers poetry-"The Song OF the
Scythe."