The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1878-06-28
PRx AND PAsrE-Por.

The eagle will scream at Eugene
next Thursday. Col. c. W. Fitch will
twist its tail.
The Galveston Spectator is Demo
cratic paper edited by a negro who used
to be slave.
The Odd Fellows excursion to Rose
burg last week was the most enjoyable
affair of the kind everin Oregon. Those
festive seThree Linkers" know how TO
scoop up the fun when they go on
clark"
The many friends of W. B. Carter,
State Printer elect, viii regtet to learn
that he is now quite i'll at Yaquins Bay,
Benton county.
The outlook is little gloomy for r.
B. Hayes, but he still manages to Pot
ter around
Ben Butler wants to be Governor Of,
Massachusetts, usual.
In short, remarks the Springfield Re
publican, the Oregon election is a bad
send-oIf for the Republicans. Its moral
is fortunately very plain. 1t teaches
that loudsounding manifsstoes about
the dangers of Democratic revolution
aud sMsxicanizatien" viii not frighten
the country into re-electing HipPlt-
Mitehells
The S,tl thus celebrates one result ct
the Oregon election:
Ciooa-br, Mitchell. Farewell Nipple:
such TIE tidal wave drst ripples
And Il sweeps from u the Senate
Oae who never should be in Il.
Hipple- Mitchell Mitchell -Hipple-
VIII no more extract his upplo
Freely from the public nipias
Hon. J. K. Weatherf0rl, Of this city,
CRATES a. Harrisburg. Good selection
The Indianapolis journal. Radical
saws: Tue trouble with Senator Mat
thews was he "thought he knew it all.
He entered politics with the determins-
ton to run the Government on new
and improved plan, aud he has failed.
just at present he is in the position OF
the man who has lost his good looks
and has acquired his wisdom at the
sArae time by fvoling with the hindleg'
Of mule.
Senator Grover will be home by the
Fourth.
No new third party can have any
hope of success 80 long as the Repubii
can party exists, is the opSion of the
Memphis appeal. With its cx'in ;tion
the Nationals or seine new party vii
be organized to oppose the Democracy
The people see that there never will b'
quiet in this country, prosperity to it
business, nor advancement to its pro
gress, till the Republican party is mad
70 see that this Government sis Gov
ernment Of the people, by the people
and for the people"
Goldman with too much -muchness
is what the Methodists now call Bro
Hines.
The Boston Pos. says 'the bacl
towns in Oregon Panned out so vel
that the Democrats elect ID Thayer Gov
ernor." Well, that's what we put en-
there for.
There are l76 majority of citizens il
Lake coanty who want some Of thu
swamp land that Beck" gobbled. Gov
Thayer bows his thanks to that lI6 10
"swamping' Beekman.
That gallant little Lake swamPe
Beekman.
Rain was never needed so badly. w
could do without Fourth of July bet
ter than without shower from tn
horn of Jupiter Pluvius.
Salem is to have the boss Fourth.
Tom Merry is to turn out Demc
cratic paper at the Dalles. Tom is til
most brilliant writer on the Northwes
, coast, and Denncrat-O my.
Henry Ward Beecher andthe Widow
Van Cott are both billed for Oregon
My Cutt! don't that Beecher
Wonder if the Democratic intimida
ton of 1000 majority in Eastern Ore
gon has caused the Government to &c
up this Indian revoltl
Since Hayes is quartering his ohi
friends on us as Indian Agents wOuldn'
it be little cheaper to establish tn
Agencies in Ohiof Our Pacific eoas
people all rise up and second the mo
ton,
If Modelling RECEIVERS, Emperor Will
liam should set him free, with new
pistol and plenty of ammunition. That
the way the United States treats it
hostile Indians.
If Chief Egan Is captured he viii
claim to be citizen of Ohio and Haye
will give him an appointment.