The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-11-26
SANDWICHES.
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ing:
Ii Is veil to feel thankful. We alvsys
feel shankful-born that way. Always
glad il ANT no wore. Some people never
return thanks. That sin's right. Always
return thing - soon - your are through
with il. We're through With il.
Providence 10 vcrv good to Us. taking
into consideration what lot Of ornary
cu.ses We are; but one OF the best and
greatest blessings which he has vouchsafed
to us is the turkey. which gets dead ripe on
Thanksgiving. People who are too proud
To carry home peck Of potatoes, will saun-
ter along half day ON the road With =
turkey. Our old landlsdy hung out .
turkey onCe over the door three days before
Thanksgiving. She said wIll game wss
always best when it was kept iwo OF
three days.
That wss = queer game.
Some fellow dropped on it.
One morning the stake was gone.
Somebody had {. full hand, you see, and
raked in the pot.
II the Lord saw hOv mad that old woman
wss that Thanksgiving morning, her goose
10 cooked. il her turkey wasn't.
Talking about things good to eat, fel-
Low arises from the table aud rinss:
Ny Aspjack Ills Of thee
Thou that agreest with me
Of the sing.
Thou that with pork art fried,
Then buitered on one eide,
With syrup thick applied
Thou luscious thing,
Oh! sasory morsel mine!
What taste il like to thine,
We'll buttered one?
love To watch thee Try.
To zee the cook toss thee m high
And stick With fork to try
II thou art done.
A prayer 10 close kin to Thanksgiving,
veil tell our girls how one ii their sez
come il over her fellow when he married
her, and advise 'em all to do likewise:
She married rather Wild young gentle
man Of the town, aud when they retired td
the nighi he quietly looked on while sh'
kneli down. said her prayers and go. in bed
when he, too. attempted to take hls Piacs
be-ide her; but she stopped him uilh hel
hand and asked him the question, "1Ass
you said your prsyers~ He vas forced Il
snver in the negative. and own up that he
told him he could never sleep with her un
Gil he commenced praying. whereuPon ihs
gentleman went To his marros bones IL
double Quick. The hest Of II il that chi
make. him keep il up. This what Ne cal
! . good girl.
Well. il . fellow ever will pray. that
about the time he would put in all-6res
ticks.
| We never like to strike = fellow wheI
he's down, buI the way they're showing II Il
those Greenbick rooster. u Q Sin to man
Hear this fellow:
1 Go dig hin. /. grave with paper pick,
Gu get him paper slab;
Go hurry the 6AiiSi down BY the creek
Where tine babblinS waters bah.
Go over the grave all over nic.
With fat paper sosi,
Then stamp an the slab the hold device !:
Heres where We shot our wad."
fihere is anything in this world Nor
than another, il j. when fellox comes on
ahead. This hpYan feeling which tickle
the hide of everybody. is beautifully pos
trayed in the following lines, which xe hop
will reach you in god health and enjoyi",
the same blessing:
A tramp vas pulled Of the trucks OF
} passenger car the other dsy. and ate
smilirely submitting tn the accnstome'
kick, turned TO the conductor and said
-Old man. you can belt away At me vii
that mules head that you carry on tire en-
/. O. yer leg iill you kick me 90 full O hole
thst nv hide won't hold sage brush, bu
you can't knock the glory out o me. o
keep me from shnutin' over the though
that I'm jiss three hundred and 6ftee
miles shesd Of this id grindin' monopoly
I frose to this train at Reno. whooP"