The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-02-14
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

NvAII W~ErANlNhElNls
Valentines day.
Wheat only $l.o0.
Think of gardening.
Top time is about here.
Trim your grape vines.
sBeautiful snow still fingers.
Winter is on the home stretch.
Spring candidates are budding.
Come to this Office for sale bills.
It showed six times last Sunday.
Want any visiting cards printede
Plenty of rain and miserable roads
Sewing machine for sale. Yer,
cheap.
Teachers, Association next Satur
day.
1t is best 10 mind your own. bust
ness.
Will Neal is soon to be admitted tc
the bar.
No livery animal admires the beau
tiful snow.
Remember a Mayor is to be elected
in April.
The Commissioners are working on
a chain-gang.
aHelI" at the Churches is now out
of order.
The Bible has been dehelletized by
some of the preachers.
A chain-gang will macadamize our
mud street very cheap.
Who will be u next Mayor Thai
is o question now.
Will the North School building
stand the March winds?
Humming birds and gilt heels are
now worn on ladies' shoes.
sTbe old school house" was built
more than twenty-five years ago.
Are you going to hear the funny
Quaker next Friday evening?
The boys in the country + getting
1.-THE Murphy fever.
Charley Brookins has a first-rate D.
cent cigar. We "puffed" one.
The Murphy meetings still go on
in Eaton with wonderful success.
Bob mgersoh will be out this way
lecturing shortly. Let us get him.
HARVEY, son OFF. G. and Mary Lu-
ger, lied on Sunday last, Feb. 10th.
Cap. Wilson still keeps them bully
tub oysters, the best in the market.
The winter has been all right, but
how about the price of ice next sum-
mer?
People should be careful how they
eat sausage. Hydrophobia is dread
full disease.
We want all who owe subscription
on the DEMOCRAT TO call and pay. We
are about dcmonetized.
Now a days it takes a man with an
excellent nose for news to hunt up
local items of general interest.
A fashion writer says: stockings
and fan should match in evening
dress" The devil what next?
Paw your subscription to the DEM
ocRAT, and it makes ne difference
whether Bcecher is right or not.
Don't 60 10 law. If you feel that
way, go sit on a bramble bush, or
crawl through a sewer.
The nan who predicted there would
be no snow this winter car now re-
tire with the Ground Hog.
1t is said the north School House
shakes when a child walks across it.
How is this?
The material most frequently used
nowadays for a fulI-size bust is a
quart of whisky.
Though we are still in mid-winter,
hints are being made as to what the
spring styles will be.
Now The school boy learns of the
"daddy of his country" and lays out
his plans for spending the 22d.
The tramp, tramp, tramp, of the
school children a be heard on our
streets at morning, noon and evening.
A. E. HUBBARD has removed his
Insurance business into the First Ma
tional Bank, where he will 6e found
hereafter.
The cold mornings naturally create
a cord of sympathy between a frozen
up pump and the man whose week it
is to build the fire.
Acton & Deem have dissolved. Mr..
Acton retires from the business and
Mr.. Geo. Deem continues at the same
place.
Many people put up a fancy signin
their parlors asking God to bless
their homes, and then themselves do
all they can to curse il.
Deem g. Bro will have a car load OF
good horses here again about Thurs
day. If you want a good cheap horse
call on them.
Men arc not what they SEEM. Wo'
men seem more than they are. Dolls
are filled with sawdust, and clergy
men cannot agree about the future.
To do the handsome thing, just now:
just advise your neighbor to hand
some thing like $1.50 into this Office
and have the DEMOCRAT sent to him
twelve months,