Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1878-02-03
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The Chinese New Year OPENS auspiciously.
We saw it open the supervening cutlce of a
Chinamans hand yesterday i'll front OF Mr..
Wing Sangs Intelligence Office 1t was in
the shape of bomb. Sometimes a bum is
explosive, but more generally it is passive,
sticky, inert and harmless Wrapped i'll
bamboo and held by a careless fellow filled
with China brandy, a Monaghan bum gets to
be almost as bad as Kearncy, only we ven
ture to express the opinion that Koarnoy is
hummer than a Chinee. positive bomb,
comparative hummer, superative bum proof.
Anybody can see the point of this J
The Cinnamon feel the hard times is
severely as a winter and more Caucasian-like
person. In fact, Chinaman don't enjoy
starving on short allowance of rice and dom
inoes more than an lrishnan enjoys the potato
rot and It's attendantfam The honest truth
is that Chinaman don't enjoy being a
corpse any better than anybody else. Ger
tainly he makes very unattractive, moist,
yellow looking dennition dead body.
But to return: The hard times have alb
breyiatod the Chinese means of enjoyment
They go through for all they have saved,
in the New Years season, just as we OF the
more enlightened race used to go through
agn quarter section of gingerbread, lead
cannon, bunch of fire crackers, and a drink
of new and loosening cider on Independence
Day. But then they are heathens and we
amt. How much happier and better are we
than they!
At the Joss house the red arterial blood of
many fire cracker lies strewn upon the
plain. Across the street, where the fire was,
all smutty lies the trodden snow, and dark as
winter is the flow of Iser rolling rapidly
User is the Sweeney's creek as it debouches
upon our suburb.)
Many chunk of roasted swine We saw
there many domino many lewd woman
with her hair done up in the Arabian gum
many a sinking paper cigar and many a
tough old chunk of a cream O Tartar looking
Chinaman.
At Doctor All KEGS house (the Doctor
himself being gone to China to purchase some
dragon tail snuff, toads blood pills and other
cure alls), there still burneth the quenchless |
lamp of hospitality, Mrs. All Kee (No. y, |
invited US to partake of some gin, which we
did very sparingly and we were treated to a
cigar. 1--WE never look a gift boss in the t
mouth, besides, we don't smokey Exceed
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Pagans and on the Doctors table were some
fresh Los Angeles oranges on the stem, also
some immense lemons Some dwarf oranges
On the twig were very beautiful. In all
directions the legendary lore and sententious
problems of the Asiatics are visible, as are
also the proofs positive of the Chinamans
of the gold heaters art and the
paper makers secret.
4 Down frem the Lake are Captain
Pray, Mr. Rigby, Mr.. McComber and Mr.
George Comstock.
Mr. Willis is preparing to ship a
ot of goods to Bodie,
Considering what it used to be,
lint Fox's perapatetic hurdy house cir
,ulating library?' We pause for a reply
The Winters are iubilant.
Pay day
Pay day.
Pay day, pay days rolling round
Pay day
Pay day!
OH how like the sound
Nearly everybody has something.
Generally it is cold in his head. We know
young woman who is constantly singing
Barsor'S id the cold, cold, groud
Not to be outdone by John Fox, John
Jhinaman is moving house, on wheels, to
as burnt district! What shall we do to avert
his down sweeping horde of invaders Let's
reeze EN- out