The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1878-06-21
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increases their signs wonderfully.
The strongest and rankest Of womon's
rights meetings would speedily succumb
ander the squeak Of q healthy rat.
Jeanette" said he. dreamily contam-
plating her coil, chow beautiful-how very
beautiful ia your hair. Where did you
get it p"
A Rochester boy put his foot on acatw while
he shot her with a revolver. The cat did
not stop to see how badly the boy was
wounded.
Now is tho time to my in your snnsagcs
Weli-edncatcd links that. Get up and bark
Tor o cracker. arc now selling for eighteen
ceDe per pound.-Whitshau T.mes.
The new fast mail train has beer dubbed
The " Widow" by some Of the postal ser.
vice ~attachcs-becae &c it fotches the mails
mich quicker than any other train
If you have nm enemy. don't cur3e him
If you can't get at tho top Of his hea 1
with a pan OF hot Goals, ask him to put hia
autograph in your album. Tnat will melt
hiIl.
TIC boys first really great Lesson in act
ing usually takes Place upon mooting his
mother in search OF the pantry key, which
lies securely at the bottom Of his trousers
pocket.
A hard-money advocate who works for
n living slys ne wants his cc.cry from the
~mint-being tircl Of greens. which is a
sage longing, and n that thyme only can
a pelse.
Sixty-six La Crosse mon have banded to-
gc,her and taken m oath not 10 treat a
man or TO lot q man buy their drinks. They
will. however. continue to beg tobacco
Detroit Free Press.
A Fulton man fool, had beconso hos oot
a boil us big as a COZ ,e-cup on the back Of
his neck but he should derive a deaI of
consolation from the fact That it isn't on
he end OF his nose.
A maiden ladv of .Jobnstovr for d;san.
pointed love. has let her toe nails grow
seven years long. II she had not been dis
appointed her finger nails would have been
1ne mos. eohspicaous.
Upon the death OF n Danbury woman
neighbor observed; "She won't be buried
there a week before she'll be calling or the
other tenants Tor their flowers"
The Florida Union remarks, The glory
Tan pr ~, IRON sh tne iegeno OF wnnam
sr.;,1. 49, 'ao psM ~ apPie rom y on
sbot ~ I'M. 80. SSuy ms L.s.nra
ave 1pp'e A" = lulu" nof'Ai
Inc Dosponian Is not naturally . nery
oelng, out he very justly flares up whom he
formed by the operator that In order q
secure a good Ikeness he must first vash
his face,
To- $500. ,- o,-
nov 10 sa;d 80 IN Ems, Unio Socaesy may
and tLa g. M INPuDns
tbe d;-scon, 9t,ra - ~ aaaJ NJ YHeUs -
feas at the defeat ~ tbe dog-1av
vile ~-JovrnaI
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nss,or Loasn~ wy Wi 70 see = sonooi
,ovoiras ..og ING n,gnway VIZ
fonndation atonss - sS.nsn Ssnt IA
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proteceed an the powell mus Oh 'ne
-,
giri IN oerks county, Iennsyivania
Only WE'VE years olo, rlses al Iouf IN.
muxs tnnrteen COWS. ana PrePares DreaAtss1
Tor the family. her parents are Propooly
eeaa ano some geIerous parsons are neeP-
ing nes ou' u cnra'y' D'"'
e'as'
"And canst thou always love thus. AL
fredr' she murmered' even wnen g
has crept upon me and ieft n,s traces
herer There was a pause on ms part
twas only momentary. when ne TO
Piled, Il q tone OF deep remonstrance. can
. duck swim /"
Jamea Westcott. Of GalcsviIle. has ,,cn
declared insane bv the Judge before whom
he was tried for bioamy. The honest far-
mer ~ Galosv;IIe. who has occurred 81.
Vitus's dance from the long habit Of dodg-
ing fat-irons, cannot conceive of a sane
man marrying two women.
Tow marvellouslv careful n man ia witt.
a nev Garment. When ha comes in he h,
at graat nains To hang IL on a hook entirol,
Nv itself. and woe to anv ono who hanv,
another article over II. At the end of ,
vaok tbe aame garment ia boin1 picked
mn from the floor or chairs forty times .
,day. his wife a v
~
Pa said d htue nve-yenr-oia seee"'
damp" .sThey refer to a bank that |,
formed to prevent water from flowing, m,
NV p AFTER a long silence.) "Then. M
when onr eoaehman. James. tipped In.
carr;ogo over Yesterday. was YOU afraid h.
vas go;no TO cry. when Won said. "Da.nr
YOUR ewes James?" y
~.
II rs SUNDAY mornin9' 'hc in,ea uc'tt
arc ringing, una nc slan"s : u. VIII n ..
tne stairs anu ye.s up 70 neii yo"
ever gcs .nI 49, L.
ne el hnn,.n -. - 81 W., 49,
ysrv we'll I'm rca5y. but II I'd ever snn.
noscd that We was going in so carly. AMI
mo In INV new blnck silk' I'd never pu. II
Ard sim stood before tho LOOKING
gIoss and NV wnv 10 h,r gri.f.
-. $500,
AmHA" .a''
seeay cnap lunapei mo .ho M nssi uns
1901 OF MIRO s.ioe'. ou Mas pa'ea Wv !"
tnree or ionr MINUS 80 ~ ="