The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1878-06-07
ALL SORTS.

THO ldIStSI anu IUOSC IOTHiIUdUtt
size may be procured at Milwaukee.
Mrs. Sherman dresses the most
gorgeous of any of the cabinet la.
dies. But then her husband has
the United States treasury ut his
back.
There is something sad about a
harn, but whether it's the tone OF
collection taken up BY the player
is what puzzles the philosophical
mind.
When Freedom from her noun.
tain height unfurled her standard
to the air, she little thought that
naughty men would advertise hop
bitters that,
This country would like a photo.
1 graph OF postmastersgcucral Key
taken at the moment he is asked
to contribute to the republican
campaign fund.
Buck beer, cucumbers and
young onions make a nice. whole.
some lunch to go to bed on this
time Of the year, provided ones
conscience is clear and his will
made.
Artist-"You carried my picture
to the exposition and hapded it to
the managers p Porter. I" Yes,
your honor. Artist-sIt Pleased
them" Porter" Lord, how they
laughed.
The phonograph may bottle up
the voice and pass it down to fu.
ture ages; but the smile that twists
the face Of man as he seeks So
litude and gazes upon his name in
PRINT for the first time will always
have to be guessed at.
An Olive street girl who has
just perfected her musical educa.
tion in Bosom, sings most artist.
cally such gems as "Oh; Garry ne
Bach," "Lizten to the Mocking
Bird" "Verdi, l am Tired Nrw," ,"
and " Pm a Flotow, Pm Ahoat."
An exchange says that "BaSard
Taylor began life as. d piinte, .
This clears up mystery that has
puzzled us no little. Most people
begin life as babies, but nobody
can start that close. to events aud
work himself up to, the point OF
guzzling three hundred glasses OF
beer in the course of one evening
An Englishman has invented q
self.acting ship saloon; which ia
destined to put an end to sea.sick.
ness. This is all well enough in it's
way, but what suffering mankind
wants is new kind Of beer saloon
that won't send a follow home with
his legs trightfully tangled and
his hat bent out of shape.
"Have you put your arm round
her waist 7" asked the lawyer TO
defendant in an English breach,of-
promise case, mo-" said the de-
fendent; "but she has put her arm
round mine." Laughterl. The law
yer: "She rather prosecuted youY"
Defendent: "T'here WAS not much
persecution about it.n (Laugher).
The jury found a verdict tor tho dc.
fendant,
The fashion reporter who wrote
with reference to belle "her feet
were eucased in shoes that might
be taken for fairy-Uoots," tied his
wordrobe up in handkerchief and
left for parts unknown, when it ap-
peared next morning.: "Her feet
were enoased in shoes that might
be taken for ferry boats,'
Mrs. Carruthers' house was in.
tested by rats. Somebody told her
that it she would catch arat and
soak it in benzine, touch II match
to it and let it 60, and all the rats
would be driven from the house.
Mrs. OarTathers acted on the sug-
gestioni the rats disappeared, SO
did the house, and Mr.. Carruthers
was obliged to retain lawyer to
recover his fire insurance.
uWho's you s'portin' for mayorg'
asked cOlored citizen of Amt
Miily, last night. DE man wat
favors women's sufferings, disre-
gayding oh color, is Ry boss can.
derdate, and d0u't you say yo'r
pra'rs ober any Odder, chile" "res-
ponded the old lady, as she gently
brushed the impudent flies away
from her basket OF freshly baked
waters, with her new straw hat,
ribbons and all.
The st. Louis journal, speaking
of a mouse in the DRIVER of an
editors desk, says: ''And yet
mouse comes there-maybe grows
lives and breathes and
grows fat there, and as the night
advances and all nature is hushed,
that mouse will get up out of bed
and dress itself aud sing praises
and slam itself around like a brass
band, and play the very devil with
three editors and ten reporters.
And yet no one ever saw the
mousse" Of course not; there is
10 mouse. Jimjams
When Mr.. Billony went home
yesterday and saw Il handsome
reposing Oh one of the
,arlor chairs, he mentally observed
hat it was a shame 10 let such
flowers lie there to wither;
o he took them up tenderly, pro-
ured basin of wafer and placed
hem carefully thereih-and at the
anne instant his wife gave pier
inn shriaE and fnintnd donA