The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1878-07-03
lady advocates; didn't think such influence
would do him any good.
SPICY CORRESPONDENCE.
WASHINGTON, July THE following is
the Anderson jerks correspondence;
ANDERSON TICKLED

WASiiiN6ToN, july l.-lnc lOllOWlng Is
the Anderson jerks correspondence;
ANDERSON TICKTED.
The NORTH AMERICAN,
PHILADELPHIA, March %, 1873.
Ny DEAR MRs JENKs II have been in
Washington for some days, hence have not
answered your most amusing letter Evil
IDENTITY your visit 70 Washington caused
you TO lose your temper ] don't know
when laughed so hearty Ms | did after
reading your letter. Bless your innocent
soul you shouldn't get mad, II don't do "A
particle of good and spells the complexion
Of the women, They do say that Sherman
fooled you badly; that you gave him the
letter on promise to pay, and that after get
ting it he told you to
WHISTLE FOR YOUR DlNGBATs,
Now can imagine mysterious woman
of Louisiana, chuck full of damning proofs
Of Conspiracics etc, who travelled hun
bred miles for the purpose of Strengthening
things generally whistling for dingbats,
Jewhillikins. don't wonder you got mad.
Sherman is sly old coon, who knows the
soft side of the gentlcrscx, and with visions
Of sinccurcs, etc, in the prospective ! am
not surprised at the old sinners success.
And so you are coming up fortified You
have no idea how my hopes survived when
] learned your decision. Come by all
means. Send
BARREL OF DYNAMITE
by express and fortify yourself with return
ticket You ought to hear NJ. $. tell how
.,nl 30, L,,l1IAya h;,,, AZ ~ 7
enclose you an article from a Chicago
paper, which you can hand down to your
poStcrity as an heirloom or use all the same
Very truly, yours
I.NEs E. Anderson.
NOTE TO THE SENATOR.
On the same sheet with the foregoing
ettcr is written the following:
| SENATOR i send you Mr.. As letter to
me and copy Of my reply thereto, which
! mailed yesterday. Please return TO me
and oblige A. d. JENXs,
Lock Box 1856, N. o.
AN EXPLANATION WANTED.
The following is also written on the same
sheet:
SENATOR MArTnkws:-May trouble
you to explain that clause in the fellow An
derson's letter in regard to me requesting o
pass from youl How did you chance to
mention itl Was it necessary you should
do so! Not that l care, but knowing
the fellow as you and | do, | must
say am somewhat sstonished. I
deemed whatever said to you regarding
my own private affairs would at least be
inviolate as it is not often mention them
to any one; but it don't matter. wish
you to write definite answer to ny first
letter to you, mailed the 18th. Be it pro
or cont | wish to know Please return
these inclosed letters to NE. always Keep
duplicate of aught | write to such rD-
tiles. They may be Of use hereafter to me
Yours, A. d. JENKs
MRS JENKs TO ANDERSON.
MARCH A.
Nix. ASpERsoS--You iiavo, of the sth
nj hsnt. Permit me TO advise you to
keep cool. Pray have no fears for me.
| know how d'sinterestcd they are. | am
not afraid, being armed and well pre-
pared. Really | was not aware even as
sumed to be a shining light to guide be
nighted beings like you, though think |
should do so. for YOU have not good sen, \.
You talk far too much in regard to the
custom house and the mighty ones who
make appointments there's They may all
go to his satanic majesty
n. b have an idea will exist with
out their aid. Certainly Capt Jerks never
requested anything from these lights OF the
world and demigods of fame, They ed
not DO much for you. The 4th OF March
came and went, vet it was not found prac-
trable 10 keep you in any manner Poor
child, Don't distress yourself about Others.
who cared not cent which way the wind
blew.
Ny compliments to your friend Nj Sy.
phe;. | thins have no message to send
IT present. I'll be north ere long, but will
have time TO hear from you, should ,you
make il convenient 10 " itc.
Adiru, A. D. JESHy
THE North AMERICAN,
Pau iDEIPH,L, Apriis 10th, 1873,
Mrs. JESHs;--iour lao two letters
may not have been funny. ~ YOU say, still
laughed heartily over them, and WAS not
mad. How strange. considcrin. You damn
ed Hayes, sherman X Co., and wished them
to the devil. naturally concluded you
wIss mad. AID 80 YOU would not take
hIthy lucrc from my friends, Well that's
good. Why. ! dis 'Httly understood YOU to
name $4,000 as tn elm needed to paw of
that mortgage, and after recovering it you
would return from New Orleans and for
ward docRments tina would carry con.ler-
uAtion 70 the adminislra' on What in
hAtimx name did You expect To gain
by lying in the manner you did, for voe
LIE HOsT DAMNABLY.
At the very time yen were tIl 'ng to scll
hat document another was there who had
1t in his possession and declares YOU never
saw it that be does not know yor, and
never he'"I OF You until YOU gained mo-
toricty by sttem ping to buldozc : VI, No
wonder the old coon !sot mad. He knew
all sbohout it, and knew that YOU
Knew NOTHING.
| nSs not awaye of the actual state Of
thlnAs until the day saw YOU last, and the
production Of the paper itself could not
CONVINCE ut that YOU hxd the hardihood
Ia come on such lool't Grand There is
a building jus, outside OF jackson to
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