Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-10-10
Odds and Ends.

London has $3.50 miles OF gas rnsiIaa '4aA
upwar,is.s. st.o0J lamps ~
Z, Why are types Ike alleged crse l.lsasss
Because it is not r,oTcri TO ocksseEs up
witi:ont proof.
This man who is waiting for something
TO turn up generally finds it VIXEN lie steps
onto Il barrel-hoop.
The scholars in TIE public schoals Of
London are all hereafter to be ;:s. tlcted
how 10 restore the apparently drowned.
The Chicago Journal says that ''hy put
ting your trade dollars into the yellow fe-
yer con ribution box. You gain 100 cents of
crecit at :n outlay Of 90 cents"
A farmer with dictionary put a stop to
tramps making short clit across field
of lis by posting tie notice: 6 Beware.
scolorcndriunis and Tolypodirms Planted
Here ~
Ar exchange gays :aat the man who mr.
dered out bis advertisement last sumner
ON the prctext of economy is going ~ eai'-
rv oft lis iGea of YtreDchmcnt by taking
down his sign and using ii for fuel, thereby
saving his wood-p;ie.
Goldsmith Maid. now II years old, looks
like seyen-yea--oltl. showing age only by
TIC appearance OF white spots. There il
10 percertible sl:r;nkage in form or mus
cle. and her elegar;y formed limbs ar:
free from .nv trace Of hard usage.
! Between tie ages OF 40 .Eg.t, &c. II s..ssr.
who has properly regulated himself. may
! l. Of
matured strength of constitution ren;.cr
him almost innrcy;tus TO IN attack of dis
ease. and experience has given souadness
to his judgment.
The rarac:ty. tie shameless rapacity of
some people. is disgusting. Here is Il man
n Helena. Montana. worth S230.o00. who
recently t..el and LEFT every dollar Of his
wealtl. to his Wife aa,i children. And sey-
on lawyers in the town, tOo--Easterm E--
change.
A child was called rs witness in
Charleston court. Tie opposing lawyer
asked her it she knew w'lcrc liars went to
when they died. and objected to her testi-
muny because she answered NO" ''Well,
that question has not been settled by any
body satisfactorily said the Judge.
Many good people with ;nquiring minis
have probably gone down to their graves
without ever finding out what made cir
Gus lemonade red. The mystery is solved;
it is raspberry syrup that does it. Circus
lemonade is composed of a pail Of water.
half Il pint OF "sfln." folr slices Of LEM
on for advertising tioaters, and chunk Of
glass for ice.
Brains will tell in the matter of salary az
well as in everything else. 1t is reported
that tie Western Union Telegraph Com
pany has iEat;e contract with MIR. Thos.
4. Ellison, by which the latter will convey
to the company all his telegnphic inven-
tons in consideration of receiving 5000 u
year for 81 years.
Sixteen ear loatls of Montana cattle have
been received in this city, ccnirg through
fror, Bismarck by rail. This is the first
shipment made 10 this city. The writer
saw the herd of Geo. from which these
came, at BisGlarcl, last week, and will have
more to say of them in what he intends
writing about very interesting trip over
the Northern Pacific railway. .''-RdiLacay
Rcsie,o.
Those who 60 not advertise are like the
boy described as follows: A man sent his
son to the city with bag of corn to SELL
but at night he returned, and lis father
asked him what luck he had. "Well, dad"
said he, sony one man asked me what
had in ing bag, and told him it was none
of his darned business" And they 81.
around their empty stores and play check
ers. and stand at tie windows and see els
toners go to other places. and wonder why
people don't ask them what they have sot
in the bag.