The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1878-05-05
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Providence has n baked potato club.
Rochester observation-disclosures arc made, not
born"
Congressman Martin l. Townsend, the radical wit,
10 al homo IN Troy.
II costs the people $50 an hour TO light up night
session OF the Senate.
Tho Richmond Dispatch thinks II wrong TO arouse
tho country against cities
Simon Cameron now takes care OF his clothes and
wears n butt0nhole banquet.
The Boston Transcript plainly that temperance
societies IRE not temperate in language.
Tho Charleston Journal Of Commerce says that cot
ton planting is ruin and that planting waste.
Bishop Medley, OF Fredericton, n. b., will leave for
England next week TO attend tho Council or Anglican
Prciates
Exchungc:-"At full dress reception in Paris they
called man Adam because his WHO'S dress so closely
rcscmbed Ewes"
senator Eaton, OF Connecticut, has begun TO wcar
white st4vcppc hat. There must be some political
significance IN this.
Danbury .Ners:-.Thoro Is man In Virginia jail,
two girls in village he must be music teacher
Southern journals have faith in Mr.. rildcu. They
rcpuuixto him. The only men who receive cnthus.-
asc and pootica praise In Southern journals Mr..
Davis and Mr.. Hayes.
.The Rock Of Gibraltar is limestone capped with
shalc"--NEw York HgRALD. ''You mean, perhaps,
that tho blarncystone Is a shamrock, capped with
shale- allah n-Hank Watterson.
(which party is tho strongest tho greenback tho
puilback Y"- Whitehall Tunes "Oh, the pullback has
the followers and the largest number OF papers
TO support II. "-Norristo,cn Herald.
Bunalo ExpreS:-"Tho next confession will show
bevvnd shadow OF Q doubt that John Coch was
elected President aud counted because Of the
thinncas NJ his hal ana statcsmanshD.
Mr.. Em.rson's lecture in Boston The other night
was an argument TOR In angua2c. sSuper-
latives," he said, faro diminutivcs and weaken. Tho
positive Is the sinsw 9i speech; the superative tho
| lat"
| Robinson, OF Hackonsack docs rot think that his
daughters poau should stay late In tho evening
Tho other morning she was praising the beau for bis
| strength OF character "Yes," said Robinson. che
| has great staying powers"
| Alexander IL stephens recently had q marrow
escape from drowning In q thouShtess mood, while
considering his chances Tor tho Presidency, stepped
into dowdrop the other morning and rescued by
Sunset Cox plunged In ut tho risk Of his fo and
| saved his fellow statesman.
r. T. Barnum says: al tell you as a Snowman you
| can't make animals drink whtskey. They know bet.
| ter.n The Norristown Herald says the Snowman Is
mistaken. wo once heard call out Of second
story window object that had nearly nn hour
bccu try ing IN unlock tho front door, Drunk
| again. you old hog arc your
| The In whose house Lincoln dcd wishes sell
the place TO The government. After Lincoln died he
sent the government largo bill, charging even for
+! the soap with which the physicians washed their
hands. Hc also charged Tor admission 10 the house,
| and so made money. This man Is the who had
his soul balanced the point OF a cambria needle
| London Worid-s'Josei israels painted some time
/ ago a picture Of young Dutch peasant woman sit.
TIM by yctcmpy cradle and sewing the little gar.
| msnts oil Its future occupant The woinan's quot
aud touching face Is ugly, hcr dress homoy MOD.
est and the picture s soiemny, nay austcrciy, pure
the artist caed 'Expectation' Is II in dciercncc
10 public constituencies that It Is now being exhibited
at Goupis Gallery with the title, destructive OF ita
| best meaning, Of Thc Busy HOUSEWIFE"
Mr. Has es had an administration council the other
| evening. The subject tor elaboration was who,hor
considering the statutes OF the Untcd states would
be better Tor tho secretary OF State 10 cccide pumpy
AGAINST the preparation OF vessels for prvatcefne
10 write an evasiyo lottcr 10 molfy the Russian
| nation, which so friendly toward US during TIC
ry,l war. Mr. Hayes At last turned TO his wife and
sa,d :--"scnd tie Gear ono OF my photographs md
| ssn II IN big letters Lucy H. Hayes"
| London TraM:--s.At a recent sAo OF Turner's
works an amusing anecdoto was current A well
kuowu artist was at his easel, with his hoy In but
l toua' IN uttcnuhuCc, Wucu toI mOmcHt thc uItisi
/ ceased painting, placing upon a chair his palette,
| upon which paicncs OF variety Of colors werc
dotted IN admired disorder The page thong htcssIy
sat- down upon tho palette. Tho painters ragc al
arst knew no bounds; but suddenly no exclaimed,
..sta1d s,il boy, don't move; you have got magnin
| cont Turner on your brccchos!"
| Nevada 1imes--.rbe editor and proprietor oil the
Cold mn Ne,cs is tho ALI Dotcn who In tho
| ner and pur.r days of the Republic mincd at the
4 mouth OF Studious Horse Gulcb, on Dry Crock, IN
| Amaior county, and played second accordion the
select stag dance given by Pap Vaughn at his grocery
In Fort John In the winter OF 1883 Olympia, the In
dian maiden OF sixty odd sunni =, who distributed
tho beverage upon festive Wcas'ons, took her
broken heart to tho happy hunting grounds three
moons after All loft tho camp to assume the position
OF loca.n-cbicf on tho Fiddlctown Buye Of Frccdom
| With the exception OF having his leg broken low
/ dozen times MS health since you knew him has been
excellent Hc ~ remarkably we'll preserved, and nc
stranger would estimate his age at moro than silky
| years lie retains his mellow voice. anu sings Lee
zana Quri, and other pathetic ballads swoetIy
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