The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-10-15

4 Vsrdant Young Mans Hirst Ex.
perienco.

The experience Vi Charles Adams, yea.
'srj.y. Is that Of many Luccoiic youth.
sho c''.ne u this city tn assume charge oil
ssnsesf~-t Or insuyurate Fourth Of Jul,
celebration. including 6re works. Indeed
there sm painful s~m~nes. sbout the dir
"siers which attend them, which suggest
the idea that they are copy righ,ed.
Charles Adams IL y nth OF seventeen
md has spent his life and last summer up
IN farm, ~ HE hard, ronxh hand. will
sitne~s. Hi. rural lAbor. throughout the
heated term were cheered BY the brixh,
aniicipaii"ns 81 - high old time in the fall.
shen he would leave his p..tor.l surround
'"s' aud visit the city and it, gay life. f.,
which he had an irresistible longing. The
lime came at length, and he made preps-
rhi"ns f,r hi> trip.
Charles Ai.m- IL shoHt that age VIXEN,
nigh heeled b,,ots anil turn out standing
''ii'rs are absolutely essential l."
"i-. n"d cheap j.~e!ry add
charms To thst life that makes ~xis,ercr
hsPpine-s I~r.oni6~d. lie bought . new
-n't Of Store clothes, aud the pant. oi
e"ur-e had n pistol pocket. Certainly b
s'is,ol mn-t 'e bought tn Gil ,his pocket. OF
the suit would be ruine.l. II w,s bouxh,
nj d-p~i,-d j" the proP~r place. rrn-.
IL go weapon hut ,here wss MI harm in
70. IL Carried = ball about the sise of pc q.
and iuss about ~ dang rous. Bat il Was y
rial pistol. aud that MAJ enough.
Charles Adam. thns equipped. struck
>-si,lia yesterday morn, ny, aud was aston
'-i~d tn see h"w many people could b. con-
~-ntrs,ed t,y-th-r for M other purpose
tina" to have iu" and enj,y themselves. H.
purchased cigar and drink. and IA the
tunes of the Litter mingled with the smoke
IL the former. q sense If exhilaratiom
drilled his being, the like Of which he had
never before Experienced. lie had long
confidential chats with barkeepers. and in
tr"i"cesi himself I" many gentlemen vho
follow the occupation Of "chairholders."
tie displayed his money recklesaiy and
treated his new found friends literally.
Al last, when he wAs about ripe enough
tn pull, he Gas inveixle into house Of ii.
{ .me, where his condition and natural igno-
rance made him an e.sy prey. Here he
was scientifically relieved Of much Of his
wealth, and then probably uncerenoniously
hustled into the street.
lie sought relief in the flowing bowl and
again experienced the sensation Of being q
millionaire. From unl,m',ed opulence he
became warlike and combstive. He put
his hreecheS inside his boot tops, which 10
q sure indication Of lxsiness or bloOdthirsti.
ness.
He vas drunk and dressed up!
He wa the best little man in Seven
Stxtes!
He VA an unclaimed thunderbols and
spit sissss lightning!
"Ilooray! Ya-hoo!!
n..- ,La,,;.p,
Ran. ~s,, n. ,;.,o, -h;.A 90. s,,,.,.a
BY mn uoesrthiy gar whoop Of frenzied de-
light.
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minutes more ne wss landed IN the cooler
This morning when he .w0ke he thought
,hev had turned n . s,om.eh into . s,e,m-
g., - a, A.. - 5000
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the Exyp''"" ryr"""s' lie '<'' 10 o'"s'e'
p,Os that ne waa ready To hire out ~ 6s.t
nate 10 rag wax.,u. and he VIVA 70 d~rn<d
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''"' e > go "o'"
the devil had come .lorx then. b. voulo