Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1878-07-13

On'lI p''ce gots oui. and till love comes In In
IHE man who says that onlv foil,
marry reflects severely on his own tatbe the
- ana mother II he every had any.
TAKE pains to keep trashy bo.ks ava,
from your children send them to scbooI
: nights. Nooi' Y
id AN editor sfiers a reward Of five dol
70 lars for the best treatise on aJow ~, ~
make an outdoor life attractive To the m
II mosquito" '' " 'ne
The Elmira Advertiser saws that MANY
women are never pretty until old enough
e 70 wear white hair. An original bnt
d pretty dangerous observation,
THERE il no man who feels 80 cboon a
Il ne VINO goes about asking what would ba
s go9d inscription for tombstone and
b has his own name suggested. anu
"CAN love die?' inquiries Mary T.
Neay in recently published poem 4. T.
can not, though it gets dreadfulIv adj
: Journed occasionally = Buffalo Express
ABOUT the first bit of Scripture q how
, gets Knocked into him is when he il hare.
looted and steps on a bee, Then he
realizes that there is time to dance y
WHAT is the name OF yourcst, sir ,,
CURED a visitor. His name was vii.
liam, said the host "until he had fits
ana aiI!i,s since then we have called him Fitl
William" nm l w
In buying collars take main. If ro,,
nave the money, to get those made en-.
tlreIy Of linen. If you are rich the
proper thing to do is to have them on
your shirt. ''' 0i
THERE hasn't been a western town
upaet by tornado, or rent in twain bu
a cyclone for a whole dav. Go weoi
young man, 90 west, and blow up with
the country.--LOi City Derrick.
1T is a hopeful sign when a woman
refuses to give more than one suit of her
husbands clothes for plaster paris
church with pink windows II mates q
man face hard times with a more conr.
ageOus heart.
A YOUNG lady who is doing the AIp,
oFOi'' progress 10 ber guardian 81
trled yesterday to climb the Matterborn
didn reach near the top. It's absurdlv
hiigh-everything is in this country
please send me s."
ORDINARY working girls in Brpsver,
get only eight to ten cents per dsy. The
low wages are attributed to the competi.
ticn OF the converts Of which there are
tlIl,rty,hve in the city. The nuns under.
sell all competitors.
IT was pitiful to hear veteran Of tho
late eccentricity, after decorating his LETT
leg Yesterday and drinking to the health
OF his right, exclaiming "Rah for the
giue and bray ~ He wanted to cement
things Nycum Advertiser
AN unassumiug little book hss lust
been Issued with the title Of aTbe
Thoughts of Animals Put Into Words"
It's unasspming because it doesn't at.
tempt to put into words the THOUGHTS of
a t"o'quart dog while trying to paw offs
ten-quart muzzle.
WHIST proverb--" For want of leading
a trump the trick was lost, and far want
OF the trick the game was lost, and for
want OF the game the rubber was lost
and for want Of the rubber the temper
The friend Wa i2E want of tho -
y DyY ~. r,sl, J. H., uVas-, amin 9,j
i now? Why, dis side o my house;
iarfur de sun must ha got roun' it, en-
t couldn't 10 dat standin still Where.
ur, &c sun moves, sab"
HE rushed urol hay VITA a rush
NJ kissed her With kiss
He pushed her forward wiih push
lie thought he'd miss the miss.
He told her oi the love be loved,
He hlushei bushinE bush;
But stranger on the ceGe was seen
And the yourg man tsned a hush
- NOnistOwu Herald,
II a gentleman on the stage Is COOL
looking as well as single" says Mans, er
Stetson OF Roston, the public taRe
much more interest in MIN and so with
4 LADY. | know Of an instance in this
2ity, not lonI ago, when lady receiving
>15 per week had her salary reduced to
$50 by a manager because she got NAT
-ied, simply, as he said, because the
public would not take SO much intenst
n her.
The other Sunday i.year old asked
.er mother for 4 present to carry to her
eacher. Her mamma thought she re.
erred to the missionary penny, and pro-
,ided her accordingly But this did not
iatisfy the little lady. She said, "No,
he children all had presents. The
escher called all their names, and they
al said present > and when she called
ny name I hadn't any present, and ]
couldn't say any thing; 50 to-day ! must
,srry one"
THERE is clock at WOrsley, Lord
Ellesmere's seat in England, which, at
me O'Clock, always strikes thirteen. The
'eason is that one day the great English
ANAL maker of the last century, the
Duke OF Bridgewater, to whom the
,state belonged, found a number Of
mechanics in his employ idliDg abeut
liter one, when they ought to have
.eturned to their work IDquiring the
meaning of this, he wss told that they
lad not heard the clock strike, it being
much more easy to miss hearing the
Jingle stroke than half dozen or SO, The
lext day the clock struck thirteen, and
las done so ever since.
A LITTLE fellow who has seen scarce
lalf a dozen summers, and at whose
home hens have been kept for but few
weeks, visited a neighbOr' day or two
ince 10 get company in his play, where
le was informed that his ot-tlme play
nate was suffering from chicken-pox.
The lady OF tue house, in tones of Curl
,sity not little tinctured with solici.
,ude, asked the little fellow if they had
lad the chicken-pox over at his house,
md was much amused at the reply, with
III gravity: "No; we haven't had our
'ens long enough yeti Providence
Journal.
ROMANCE about Stanley, probablya
ie He loved beautiful and wealthy
Jewish maiden, after whom he called his
exploring boat the Lady Alice" and
when he got back to Hauzibsr he found
hat she had gone and got married. The
shock is said to have unsettled his mlDd'
She wasn't his first love, for when IN
Crete he had fallen in love with beauti-
iul. Greek maiden Of fifteen, and would
have married her, only, on the wedding
day, her big brothers came round ana
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