The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-09-05

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Whea ; to1th begins 70 fee a. Il
there va = cbicaea scratching Il iw
root hs tissc 10 pallet Get
gaats umtrel.As are % use ia
Ioudsu. They wil uQs te -stspdtag
round wben the borrower
lies yer gvl euuy mere q that
swcetened salse. mister was The deli.
cate ~ay IN ~hich = Preston agnchlia-
nst asked iofs fourth plate Of ehoco.
tate ice eresm
Ten drops make enc taste ten
tasles oae smile, ten smiles n druok
oue afuas si0 ~ siriy days.
fleass don't shoot the cows, 10
slgn "a a iAfmef = fence near Minneapo-
~. ibieuded ier city sportsmea who go
sat busting or prairie chickens
a tramp say, hat when bis kiud
Welt = house where the family are
away from home they always look IN
der the door mat Cor the key
When ibe nurse brought twins TO =
fond husband 10 Paris, recently. be
tbrcw up bic hands, shrugged bic
shoulders. aud exclaimed Everything
has doubled during The Exposition.
a little boy was asked the other
day If be knew where the wicked final
" 60 TO He answered They practice
hw here a spell and then 90 to the
legislature.
The following lines were sung at
a eolorcd camp meeting 10 Penusylya'
mia A floating down dc narrow
stream Oh sin is milk, religion
cream Sing glory halleuiah
Charles, said she TO her Sunday
school class. Mention some act Of vio-
lenee that was inflicted by the sea
about this timei Don't know Of any,
'ecpt Jonah was whale.laid on the
shore.
The worst thing about a musqnito
ia It's long %sohloquy as TO where and
when Il had better settle down and
bite.
An Irishman fell from a scaffold to
the ground. A fellow laborer called
out; Mickey. Mickey, are you dead !
Not dead. replied Mickey, but spache'
ess.
An old gentleman has just died 10
Illinois who held the Office Of postmas-
ter ia a small town for more than thirty
years. He said he thought he might
have worried through another summer
II there hadn't been SO many postal
cards 10 read.
The ar%gumentHm ad-Sam, you are
not honest. Why do you put all the
good peaches on the top Of the measure
aud the little ones belowi Same rea-
son. sab. dat makes de front Of your
house ali marble an de back gate chief
ly slop bar'l sab
Aunt Shall | give you a new doll
Maggie Maggie No. thanks. aunty.
should never love another doll like
this; 70, see. il has Gully got one eye,
the leg aud one arm. and nobody
would care for 1t IL | didn't. Proper
dolls can take care Of themselves, you
knaw.
~ h,shtni young man escorted an
equally bashiol young lady A they
approached the dwelling Of The dAmsel
che said entfeatiugly, Zekill, don't tell
anybody you beau'd me home. S4ry,
said he. emphatically. don't you mind,
am AZ much ashamed Of il as you are
trter, what are you doing 10 that
boy 7 said schoolmasicr. lie wanted
"a snow II yon take ten from seventeen
how niany wili remain So took ten
orhls apples - show him. aud nuw nc
~auls ! should give them back Well.
~hs don't you DO t. then! Coz. sir.
shru be would forget bow many is left
We Highlaudmen, Killed IN PRINT
tive order, dropped Inadvertently into
= tnalrslsai Episcopal ch ,pel on a
Sunday and seated themselves 10 a
conienahlr pew. Having never been
IN al Episcopal chapel before. their as
tsnlshmenl eanbut be described on a
hesuuiu symp1ony being struck up by
the etsAsi,t Atihat instant . gentle
'nsa csaar L. take possession u tbs
SCAT and e,nily late his hand on The
.hnaiJcf ul one VI them aud pointed { o
the duos. iiout tout cried the high
lander TAI eut Ilon4ld there he be .