The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-04-11

run newspapers, parties m every
thing else, that kind of civil service
reform gets a snub from the people.
Farmers, beware ofthe glib-tonguei
machine agent, who wants you to sigr
q contract. Ten cromos 10 one if you
sign that paper it costs you a law.
suit.
Chimney swallows have made theil
appearance. There is another kind
of swallow that remains with US al
the time and you see very early in the
morning.
Perhaps your neighbor is too proud
to tell you so, but still he does not
like to loan you his DEMOCRAT. Sub
scribe for it yourself and you will
never regret it.
What made Richmond, what made
Indianapolis, and what will make any
town flourish and prosper? Rail-
roads. Give us another rail road out
of Eaton.
There were more husbands out last
Friday night tending Lodge meet
ings, temperance meetings, political
~caucuses, &C., than we ever heard of
before.
"Bessie's six lovers" is the title of a
new book. Bessie was better off than
the average young lady of this day.
We know of several in this town who
if they have one consider themselves
in luck.
AMUsEMENTs.-Theatre goers and
all such as keep late hours are very
liable to contract a severe cough or
cold. A safe and reliable cure is DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup. The price is
only % cents.
All those who intend taking part in
the music at the Teachers Associa-
ton, April 10th. will find the pieces
on pages 81, l04, Ill and 49,. Also
to meet at the Court House at 911a a.
m. to rehearse.
The Murphy meeting on last Fri
day night, in the Court House, was
composed entirely of females, while
the Blonde exhibition in the Opera
House was made up Of the opposite
sex.
Every husband whose wife didn't
take him by the nape of the neck and
the hair of the head, and shake the
broom stick over him last Friday.
night, was out at the Blonde exhibit
ton.
IT'S a pity Eaton has so many young
men who attend public exhibitions to
exhibit themselves as blackguards.
1t is no credit to the place. Some of
them need brides with very evere
bits.
The 21st of nsxt monts will be the
biggest day Eaton ever seen. The
Murphys will hold a reunion on the
Fair Grounds, and it is confidently
asserted that 10000 persons will be
thereI That1l do.
One of our old citizens fell out of
=. HHH =.
the old shell of a bridge in the west
part of town a year or two ago and
others may follow. Why not tear the
old trap down and replace it with a
respectable structure, one both useful
and ornamental?
A fashionable church congregation
of Bryan, Ohio, was sued by a sinner
for influencing his wife to desert her
home. He claimed $500 as dam
ages, and got it. Churches should be
careful how they induce wives to give
up their husbands for the Lord.
The chrome business is looking up
again. AS an inducement for the un-
cody to enter upon a life ofreligious
observance, an Edgartown, Mass,
man offers a chrome to any person in
that place attending church service
every Sunday morning for the pext
six months.
Take long walk if you a these
mornings, a stretch osstwo or three
miles will do you gedd; The air is
balmy and bracing, the b3Sing by
the wayside, the grain is right and
attractive, and the life of The spring
morning will give you new life and
health.
The exhibitions given by the Day
ton Blondes in the Opera House, last
Friday and Saturday nights, were
simply variety shows, and not first
class either. The audiences were
composed entirely of the "~sterner''
sex, although there was nothing more
immoral OF immodest in their per-
formances than is exhibited in every
circus that comes along.
There r a lot of young skullions,
and some not so very young either,
who get into the gallery of the Opera
House at all exhibitions, and have an
idea that this attachment to the build
ing was intended as a kind of a bar
room for disgusting disturbances and
noises. 1t is about time the proper
authorities teach these bummers of
their mistake, by deliberately kicking
them out of the house some fine eve
ming.
The annual meeting of the Ohio
Teachers Association will be held at
Put-in-Bay, commencing June 2 and
continuing three days. The meeting
will be one of great interest, as quite
an array of talent is expected. Ad-
dresses will be delivered by Profess
ors Geo. W. Walker, of Lima, II. P.
Ufford, of Chillicothe, 7. G. Menden-