Smyrna times., 1878-03-27
Memoranda.


IL is the rich who want most things.
Foul atnospheres induce consumption
The hen has settled down to Spring busi
brellas. sun U'i'
There were l9l labor strikes in ENGLAND
in 1877. ''V' ~ '''' '"'i' u
Forty trades are concerned in tho bn;Id
ing of ship. '''''
Inc Hebrews in the United States mum.
Der about 100000. ''N' - ~,
Cattle are dying in immense quantities
from famine in Brazil.
GrasSsehoPpers are already hopping out Of
Their eJ5gs in Missouri.
The penny lunch house in WASHINGTON
has l,500 boarders day. '0'
lie who can at all times sacrifice pleasuro
10 DUTY approaches sublimity.
P"eh thinks Judge Lynch gets up most
OF the surprise parties out West.
The young idea at Princeton is evidently
iearlng how to shoot.-PhiIn Times.
The death of the Pope caused ovor .
Paris. '' Soiu Il"
At court people sing that they NAV
drink IN village people drink that they
may sing.
Human things must be known to be
loved but divine things must be loved to
be known. ~
The new German iron-clad gunboats have
Scorpion, Gnat.
Parasols will be made of Matalesse silk
innged with double row Of looped eros
grain ribbon.
God might as well have slaves as sons. if
the essence of worship consisted in mere
outward obedience.
A firm advertses None but the neatest
and most obliging hangmen employed"
Ihey mean paper hangers.
\ riding school for children. with GO
ponies OF different races, has been opened |
IN the Jardin d'Acclimatizaton. Paris
Men are frequently like tea-tbe real
strength and goodness are not properlv
drawn out until they have been in hot
water
Like begets like" Does it? Guess
not. The result of boys first attempt at
smoking does not resemble tobacco in the
least.
An Englishman, on looking at the bird
when ornaments the new dollar, said he
couldn't tell whether it was "a heaple
lowl or an awk."
Bayard Taylor says the secret of his enor.
nous power Of work is an unfailing anne.
Ite.-Ihe secret Of his is the incentive of
'urs.- Worcester Press.
After Mrs. Myra Clark Gaines dies. she
Will lay claim to quarter-section right in
he most arlstocratic part of the city of
New Jerusalem.-Chicq9o Journal.
One of the saddest things about human ,
ature is that man may guide others in i
he path ot life, without walking in it him. 8
ell that he may be pilot and yet cast I
way. !
A woman will face frowning world and ..
ling to the man she loves through the
lost bitter adversely, but she wouldn't
ear hat three weeks behind the STYLE to $
I'VE the government. c
1t was on the train and the lights burned
lmly. Said he, "Do 90 ub me?" Said O
le, Is, | ubs oo.' Said ulgar fellow h
a the seat behind them, "What are yer Il
vim us, taffy ?"-Boston Post. y
Dispatches from fifty-seven points in p
'uthern Ohio, Indiana and Northern Ken. =:
Icky indicate that the prospect for large II
op OF wheat are exceedingly good. The u
reage sown last Fall was larger than ever 81
nown. u
You have nothing but what God has lent "
u and If he sees fit to call in what he is
Is lent you only for time, you ought to e,
grateful that he lent it to you so long, st
ther than grieve that he has demanded W
S own. nj
" That gun you sold me burst the first eA
ne fired it off," said an irate sportsman m
Mr.. Shoot. "That's very strange" u:
id the latter, sit never did so before WI
u must have been putting powder in it," 81, sc
PhiIa. Progress W
The telephone is coming rapidly into VII
lctlcal use and is losing its novelty. ne
ople think no more now of conversing ar,
tn persons squares or miles away than
~ do of getting dispatch from a distant
int by telegraph On,
We take the gifts from our heavenly is
ther with a smiling face but when He OF
s best for our good to send us something IS
do not like, our countenance falls, and Bu
N if we do not speak, our sullen dis pu
ltent is apparent to all. me
wo
he Philadelphia Star thinks the eagle DO,
the new silver dollar exhibits too much DIRE
,arness." We should think any de. five
tly patriotic eagle would feel very sore, abe
eed, to find himself paraded on "dol- be
P" worth only ninety cents. of {
he Baltimore Bulletin is happy over the oe,, oe,,
ught that the Legislature of Maryland ,vh;
expire by limitation on the lst of &c
ii. What general rejoicing there would 1vor prU
; be if Congress had expired in the 1S
70 manner about the l4th of February
Peace hath her victories no less renown- e.,;
than war;" You are particularly i'm. i,
sed with the truth and poetic beauty of oshs
saying when the bill for those slippers, SoIn
,h your mother-in.law gave you for fr,;,
stmas present, is handed to you for the
nent. traa,
ENTs.-ln the renewals of leases and
rentals Of properties in New York city PC