The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-11-05

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A couple Of weeks ago The weather -
extremely hot. Well. hot don't express Il
The sun's r.ys .iid"t come down-ihey 90
down the 6nt hot day and just engage,
ro"nss for the ~es~,n.
E:ery day the u .rcury vent higher.
Every day things in nature's old cool
stove kept improving.
Day BY day fat men became fever, until
you couldn't find one Of 'em. Lean met
were in their glory, aud drew inspiraiios
through straw.
Lorjy, how hot il vss, and what chanc>
to save souls! II sous energetic bible.
hanger had siruek Out With an umbrella
over his head and lump 81 ice under his
arn,, he'd saved more souls in one Of tho-s
hot days than Moody and Sankey would Ia
year. Because everything was 80 susErs.
tive cf . wicked mans latter end, that q
fellow would embrace religion or anything
else that looked shady, in . minute.
But the ministers were like the rest oil
Of ~. Il was too hot for 'ein. And the
Lords harvest got dead ripe without .
ministerial Buckeye reaper in the field.
To-day the wicked man says in his heart,
there il M he'll. Last month, il he had
made that assertion, every plate Of butter
in the land would have shown its mute tes-
timony To the contrary. m,rrored on the
surface Of its oleasinous ses, in which .
few die. we're learning to swim.
However, a change came over the spirit
cf it's dream. Things began to cool OF .
day VI two .ince. The fellow that laid bis
linen clothes out the night before Was .
little .sionished when he woke up.
Fellows Who had porchssed keg Of beer
and . pounds Of ice. and hired horse and
buggy for . ride to Flat creek, -sv the face
Of the earth sss covered With frost and
vanity. and they stayed at home.
HousekeePer overh.uled all their winter
Ioods-
To-day you can see 'em laying in their
winter stock Of coal.
Everybody il putting up pickle, and
so"dering shy the apple crop is short
The icr man, once 10 popular, and whose
'i.iis were - welcome, nov 6nds every door
hut against him. He IL nov met at the
'front.' door wilh sarcastic remarks o. to the
,roprieiy Of comirg in and warming h,m.elf.
Ind the servant g,rl looks At the lump Of
&c suspended in his hooks. and asks him il
{ frose that hard last night.
To-day the old women are organizing
ewing societies for the relief Of the poor
he coming winter. and the young ones are
wondering when the first social hop will be
.iven si the G,rriscn.
I, j. hard TO realize il. but ,hi. il world
Il change. Notwithstanding the scarcity Of
he new silver pieces. But the Lord tenn
,en the wind to the shorn lamb, and over
oats are cheap.
Nov let every one ix up for the coming
winter.
LIS going to be hard one.
Put ashes on your pavement. no people
gon't break their legs on the ice.
Bring in the summer house. You can
,ut il up in the garnet and use il for .
clothes horse.
Chop down your mosquito bars and split
EN- up into kindling wood.
Pick up your morning slories and lay 'em
way for your cows.
Bank up your house all round With .
iran new mortgage 10 keep out the blasts Of
hill winter.
Remember the poor. They will be
tightly Rrst.6ed II you just call them to
nind--or to dinner.
Put up your stoves.
Wiring out the glad notes Of new flannel
Likewise draven.
Knit up the rsvelled sleeve Of care and
.ood woollen cocks.
You will find all these sugeestions ses-
enable. II you don't, come To us and Ne
sill refund your money at the box odI>e.