Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-06-12
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The fishery questi n-Had II bite
yeti
C.ol but not always collected: An
ice bill.
Pitched battl.: A fight between
two tars.
Ac.,rn in the woods is worth ten
On the feet.
Sitting Bull and his young bulls
are again showing fight.
When acnrDs are short out Wet
the hogs are put at half-mast.
Rhe ,Inatism is always jaiat
sff,ir, and yet there is only one party
to il.
Americans are great deal like
potato bugs. They will go tn P ,rs
green.
A shoe dealer advertises "thc
Titon sh re-" 1t must he full of
"l,nttom facts"
G ,lden Era: Tie grand MAY noise
Of Mr.. Bngb was success finan-
ciaIly and anti musicaIly.
The woman who msketh n good
pudding in silence is better thaa
she who makeih tart reply.
However cro"ked john Chinaman
may bc in his dealings, whatever he
writes is straight up aud down.
A friskv Briion hit his ~ifr's nosa
nff, and the patient woman trsti
fid in court tn It she lit II of her
self.
A frmnle p,ysi"inn and clairv"yant
advertis,s to 'mrnd ladies' hearts
after ,hry have undergone IL severe
affiicri"u
Brring himself and Mr.. Blaine.
Of Name, B ID Ingersod thinks there
isn't much in tins universe, from tHe
Creator duwr.
TINS sre 81 h ,rd At present that
boarding house keepers fad 1t imprs-
sible I, allow more than one tiy to "A
plate If soup.
A man named Twognod has just
been married, nud now all his old
married friends puzz'e him with
"T" bad, Tw"g"'dT
An impecunious paracrapher has
hrnk.n out IN French: "Gning tn
PARISH "Non, n"n, monsieur. Je
mai pas IL spondulix."
He sot him down upon the steps
that had been newly painted-and
when he riz t. travel home--that
gal of his she tainted.
Sidney Smith once rebuked a
swearing visitor by saying, Let US
assume that everything and every
body are damned and proceed with
our subj ct"
The Chicago Times is getting to
he a good Democratic paper again.
II suggests that JEFF Davis he re-
tired With the full rank and pay of
q confederate President.
A broker has on his off e dor
the following: "If you owe me
and cannot find me, employ some
one VIII" wants To- owe, rs he can
find me IN thirty minutes"
A woman says It is no worse to
encircle ladys waist with your arm
in a ballroom than to hug your
friends sister on the back stairs.
No worsei Why, it is not as good!
Francis Crrow's treatment of a
Pittsburg girl WIS outrageous. He
married her in April and hanged
himself in May, leaving his six chill
dren by former wife On her hands.
The editor Of a religious paper
which had one months precarious
existence in Chicago says that is a
good city for religious paper, pre-
xsding Satan has three pages and the
other page is mixed.
TIE farmer who sent his son to the
city to becnme clerk now writes
and asks the merchant if there is
"any thing in the boya" "Yes," re-
piled the merchant, 'just after he
has been to a saloon"
On being asked why he went into
bankruptcy, he replied: "Well. my
liabilities we're large. my inabilities
numerous, and my probabilities un-
promising; and SO thought I'D do
a. my neighbors do"
Sarah AMMO, amt my brother
a clever boy, Eliza janet He's only
been to scllool two months, an he's
got the catechism." Eliza Jane
"Wot's that! Why, my brothers
only bin to school two weeks, an
hsb got the messlesl' "