The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1878-11-07
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H-s. Van Colts price Tor evangelism in
Omaha was $50 day.
Some indianapolis people are getting
up 4 cremation society.
It is noticed that picnic lemonade Is
built without lemon aid
Every body has seen . house with
wings, and also a house fly.
In France there Is q sucietv Tor the ne
veltion Of the abuse Of tobacco.
The grain area Of the South * said 10 he
larger than ct any time since 1865.
In China they spend $4,000. 900
year IN woTshiping their ancestors.
Gen. Grant viii return to the United
States next spring By The way OF India.
Texas has more miles of railroad being
constructed than all the rest Of the Union,
Sig. Ferreyre, the man flute" blows
dulcet airs out Of his thumbs, N New
York.
The only medical college for negroes
IS il Nashville. 1t has an ample endow
ment.
Rome has three hundred and sixty-fve
churcAes-a church for every day in the
year.
A voice from Paris hints that dresses
-h--~iA -~-i~----~- 10 ~Ii-s-~-- i--* hs-t
fante.
Elopement, marriage TWINS and divorce
have happened to an Indiana girl within
year.
For a daylight wedding, the bride
groom still arrays himself in lavender
pants.
A baby. according to the French, /
an angel, whose wings decrease Is its leg
lengthen.
An epson salts mine has been discov-
I cred about twelve miles from Chattanoo-
ga, Tenn.
Look out for more war in Mexico. Two
! piano factories have just been put in OPP
Grafton there.
If your foot IS asleep, 90 not be
( alarmed; the poet tells Us that the sole is
/ hot dead that slumbers.
| The Nihilists in Russia show their con-
| tempt for religion by smoking cigarettes
| in cathedrals and churches.
PoIygamous marriages continue to be
/ frequent in Utah, 10 having been SOL
emnized in one day lately
1t is said that the artists of Paris and
| Rome are not as well paid, as class, as
| good house painters in this county.
! The American who thinks he knows
/ French has only 10 reach Paris TO find
out chat he doesn't even speak good Eng
| lish.
Said hc-'Matilda, you ale my dearest
duck Said shc-.sAugustus. YOU are
trying to stuff me" She was 100 sage for
! him.
In New Hampshire the hack farms
are passing into the hands of men from
the cities, who propose to engage IN a8ri-
| culture.
Troy hoz police justice who is dan
| gerous when drunk. lie threw six beer
| glasses and amustard cup at his barroom
companions.
There are beautiful warm soda springs
/ in Colorado, and people who 90 bathing
] in them at once eXclaim: oh but this i
soda-Hcious."
Il Will never do to let women vote
| They would die before election dav. try
] inc to find out the color OF the other par
/ Tvs new ballots.
You might as well try TO sQuelch an
/ Irislman,s love OF country as undertake
to convince young mother that her bah
isn't forward Tor lis age"
! In some countries q brOEen-down front
| gate produced in court is al. the evidence
! girl needs to insure favorable verdict
in a breach Of promise case.
Peach brandy enters into the muci}agr
! composition on postage-stamps 50 when
! YOU see the next drunken man, jon't lay
i to whisky. He may have just mailed
letter.
The Graphic makes this cowardly re
! mark: "Whcn Emerson recklessiy wrote
Every natural action Is graceful, had he
| ever seen al angry woman throw q stone
at cow"
| An old maid up town, being asked why
ne had never married. replied that she
| al revcf vet seen the man for whom she
as Wiling to get up three meals day
Or forty years.
It is suggested that the names o.
| drunken Congressman should he pull"
| ishod. 1t would save space and answer
| the purpose equally well to publish til,
uames Of the sober ones.
| An invalid was ordered by physician
| TO take three ounces of brandy a day, and,
! Nnowing that sixteen drachms make an
| unce, has patiently been taking forty
! light drinks day ever since.
| Probably the oldest married couple in
| he country are Mr.. and Mrs. Robinson, Of
| Mountain City, Texas. who have lived to
| ;erher eighty-two years. They are TO-
and 102 years old respectively.
| Fifty-one metals are known to exist,
| thirty OF which have been discovered
| within the present century. -Four hun
| ,ired years ago but seven were known.
Tie streets of Paris are kept 50 clean
nd tidy that the people who are run over
| nd killed do not look SO mussed up us s
| Jew Yorker who slips on an orange peel
Mrs Holhrook is an active partner in
the New Orleans Picayune Company.
She not only assists IL the business man
agement Of the paper, but also writes for
It editorials, sketches and poetry.
Since the passage Of tue law making =
penal offence to steal rides on the differ
ant railroads Of Pennsylvania, scores ~
| persons have been arrested and sentenced
from ten to twenty days imprisonment.
"Why are the men of genius so ofte
aChelors." asked Miss Kate Sanborn. a
.cuius is merely another name for excel
mt cornmon-Sense, any answer is apt Il
! make the married man look bad 10y con
| .rast.
Did you ever dabble in stocks!" ask
! 1 lawyer of witness who was known
| ave fed from his native land 10 this asy
UNI of the free. Wei, yes, | got L.
DOT in en- once. IN The old country w
he reply.
\ drum MAJOR VINO executed tEo double
I quick movement N lie rear during one &
! the engagements Of the late war, afterwar.
parted the charge Of coVar1ice with til
/ remark, I'd rather be q coward ali ny