Salt River herald., 1878-07-27
PENS AND SCISSORS.

-NCNCI put hch NlhC llltO Oiu tramps.
 As twig is bent the boy is in clined.
 Advice to statesmen-Do right don't write.
 The wise doctors reads it thus: Physician, heel thyself.,'
 A marked change-a silver quar- ter with hole in it.
 The collegian's version-All's well that commences well.
 The grape crop in Sonoma coun- ty promises to be large.
 A rider has been killed on the Long Branch races.
 Senator Booth is expected at Sac ramento by August lst.
 Young Fremont is to be his latl.- CTS Secretary in Arizona.
 To the average Atheniln the dearest spot on earth is The Greece spot.
 How to make a match safc- Soak the Lead of the m.t:h i'll wa- ter.
 The army worm has appeared in the vicinity of Woodland, Iolo county.
 King Humbert and young Men otti Garibaldi are the best of friends.
 The aggregate appropriations made by the Last Congress is Sl57,- 3O3,933.
 General Fremont's salary as Gov ernor of Arizona will be s2, ,5OO per year.
 Many fatal cases of sun stroke are occurring in the East, also a few in California.
 A man named Charles Whittier. q cousin of the poet, died lately at Downieville, California.
 In New York, July 9th, Dr. Car yer broke 90 out of 100 glass balls thrown in the air.
 The new Mormon temple in Salt Lake. now being built of granite, will cost S5, 5,OOO,OOO.
 The army worm is said to be de- stroying the Dungeness, Washing ton Territory, potatoes.
 Twenty Nez Perce Indians have been organized at Fort Lapwai as scouts for Howard.
 Major DOwnie, after whom Down. ieville, California, Was named, is visiting Virginia City.
 The waters of Tulare lake, Cali fornia, are higher this year than du- ring the past l5 years.
 A new chiccory factory has been recently built on Braudt's ranch on the San Joaquin river.
 Augustus HarstO was killed by q caving of earth in q mine at Black fcot, Montana, recently.
 The pickpocket's motto is like a name made immortal by Dickens, because it's Pick quick
 The butcher who sells ox-tails for soup, and calves heads for Gilner, undoubtedly makes both ends meat.
 Over at the Exposition they arc laying up something for Il rainy day mot an umbrella, but d Paris-haUl.
 A Connecticut woman was ap- pointed constable, the other day, and the first thing she said Was "Now I shall catch a man."
 A man should always know, who is at the other end of the wire be- fore he lets himself out ovel d tele- phone.
 The most despotic government cannot so abridge free speech as to prevent men from saying tits q nice day.
 Another fan tan" house is tC be built in Chinatown, at Reno The license for the game is $4OC per quarter. X farmer named James Francis near Victoria, B. C., while felling q tree, was struck by q branch anC , killed.
 The Nihilists in Russia show their contempt for religion by smok ing ciglrattes ill cathedrals an( churches. William Cullen Bryant left prop erty valued at half q million anC had an annual income of about SlO , 900.
 By order of the Secretary of Wa the United States army is to be re cruited up to its full force-25, ,OOO ! Texas claims to have 3,OO0,O0t inhabitants, and to be the third il | population and the first ill size il the States in the Union.
 John O'Shea, Coroner of Lak ! oo,,,,4,- f,,. tla mast o;crbf ,.o,r. ,v,