The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1878-05-07


There is no peace for the bald headed
Just as tides are going Out flies are COM
ing In is3 aFs11sHa uses llstl
Reproaohes, unsupported by evidence,
affect only the character ofhim who ut
ters them.
Incidence is astream which q ,ws slow
~ on. but vet undermines the foundation
efeyeryyirtue.
Again is America triumphant, Jerusa-
slem's streets are lighted with American
kerosene. te
The largest bell on this continent is
that OF the Church Of Notre Dame, in
Montreal.
sstsTae Rev olympia Brown has accept
ed the pastorale of Uaiversalist Chu on
atRscine, Wisconsin.
) Women are generally pretty smart:
hutthey cannot hold candle to can OF
Kerosene with safety.
60 Hearing that a Penps lvaaian man
had got Office, the Philadelphia Bulletin
shIieks: "Has Ohio gin out7'
1t is thing that no one but the gro
GERS can understand, how new maple
!. sugar and three year old ay specks always
appear together. 2
@as The man who can make two aces ap
! pear where only one appeared before
: feels that he ditin' tdraw for nothing, even
ifhe didn'. quite Gil. s-'s 5iial
Boys are beginning to cast their shoes
And ina few weeks a crop Of bandaged
toes willcry out against Secretary Schurz
and his enforcement of the "stHmpsge"
laws.
"Economyis the road to wealth. Bot
as it is 29S. 900 miles long, and up hin all
the way ,itdoosn't hold out much encour.
agement TO man.who isn't able TO tiavel
by rail. s!ss95ssessi
Oae Of Brigham youRe's daughters
has fnst married former hostIer Of hel
!, fathers stables, who already has one wife
She is homely, bat brings her .sgroom'
&20o0o. & "a ss5a
Good.naturcd doctor: Stay, those
eyes can be cured. Iwill undertake the
operation and restore the sight Beggar
And deprive me OF my livelihood?
: pretty idea! Do you want to ruin me7
"What," asked Professor Miller Of The
smart bad boy in the history class, .swha'
did the Pilgrim fathers A 81 do after Ian
ding at Ply m ouih' Reuk2" 2. Licked ,
hackman," replidthe smaItbad boy, who
went to Niagla with his parents, last va
cation. ePe
WHAT Is A coMNUNrsr?
What is Communist? One who hath yearn
- For equal divisions of unequal earnings
- 1dAr, or burglar. or both, he is willing
10 fork out his penny and p5cket your shilling
IA --OI Com-L,so Rhyme amended
M. Hayes says "he is. willing to ht
judged by the irure" No doubt of 1t
Every man who gets himself into scrapt
is naturally anxious to postpone his tri
al as long as possible. Stand up and b.
sworn, Mr.. Hayes
A Lady said that this was the flnes
compliment which she had ever received
She was on Horseback and as she rod
past an Irishman, who YVES standing b.
the roadside. she heard him, say !: .
wislftI was in prison for the stating O,
j ye."
~ 1t has been sscertaineds that Dr. Mar,
Walk, rs antipatby to cigars arises fron
the fact that about two months ago sh
locked herself up ip her room teJlearn t
smoke ,snd thougbt she would die thous
and times before she could crawl from ih
bed over to the bell cord.
Per psylvania is not noted for the exec
icrce of its laws: but it deserves cred
for placing one wiss act on the statut
book r, Gently. Saloon and dance hous
keepers are prohibited from employ in
girls as walters. Neither heys or gin
should be allowed to serve in the capao
~ of bar-tenders
OldI ca hcrby has the utmc st ccni
dence in his Dutsher, but says his faith n
ceived q severe wrench the other da
when be saw the hesher cutting We
s.eaks # a quarter that measured fy
ttet acl oss the big end, and had bora
it like the tooth ola mastopen,