Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1878-06-01
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
Published every Wednesday and Saturday
morning by
FRANK KENYON.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

ALL SOkTS OF lTEMSs
Green grow the Russians, oh!
One frog is sufficient to make
spring.
Fish peddlers all belong to bawl
clubs.
The Colossus of Rhodes-The Gen.
trail Pacific.
No bank should be without a
"chest protector"
A wasp is coward, one of your
fire in the rear fellows.
"How's the back of your head?"
is the latest impertinence.
Tho Hackensack paper wants to
call it the shortberry strawcake.
1t looks as though war is going to
be inevitable for several years yet.
Jennie June says that putty color
is very fashionable. It's very putty.
Ingersoll confesses that one thing
is created to be eternally lost
umbrella.
Sunday is observed in New York
as day of arrest.
"Hennery the WILL" as the tramp
said just before daybreak.
Cincinnati has an immense ear for
music, and her mouth for beer speaks
for itself.
If any one is anxious TO know how
to make dollar, he is advised to
visit the Mint.
Thank goodness there is one place
where prosperity is still to be found
in the dictionary.
Colonel Bob Ingcrsoll objects to
the new dollar because ii recognizes
the existence of God.
Notice to tramps-A man has
been found guilty III "obtaining work
under false prctences.
An old bachelor is a man who,
through selfish motives, has refraincd
from making some woman wretched.
The'"Father of his Country" hasn't
a monument as yet, but there is a
burglar alarm connected with his |
tomb.
When four women are walking
abreast on the pavement they will |
break ranks for nothing except n
man with paint pot.
Girls, never marry q man who
drinks. 1t annoys him terribly to
have female smelling his breath
every time he enters the house.
Within the last twenty-four hours
several hundred Fenians have been
smuggled into Canada in packages
labeled "Csnned Fruit"
An observing young gentleman of
almost three years said, during a
pause in the conversation: MRS.
Jones, let your teeth down again"
A hopeful minister says that he
has no doubt that the time will come
when the members Of church choir
will behave just as we'll IS other
folks.
A Chicago paper advises che man
who wishes to leave a n .me IN nos
terisy to go to St. Lo ala. His name
will then appear century after cen.
tury in the dire ,c.ory.
3, lem Zen mir .ons Of hairpins are manu-
,1o,u,eu .nd in this country annually,
nre. Jet they are not sufficient to
cent a hair from getting into the
utter now and then.
Instead of sitting up nights and
wearing the down on her cheek off
on some fellows vest, an Indiana
girl has during the last year made
5000 by cultivating broom corn
That the South still has deadly
designs against the North is shown
by the fact that seven carloads Of
cucumbers where shipped from jack
sonville, Florida. last Wednesday.
~ am all for peace" says John
Bull, $50 trot the Sepoys over here
double quick" I'm full of peace"
says the Gear, "but just be lively
with those privateers and torpedo
boats"
The late Mark Hopkins having
left no will, his immense property
must 20 to his wife and his adopted
son. 1T is believed that this one
thing will set the legal profession
back full rs years.
Table talk-"I'd stay an old maid
till got black in the face, before
I'd marry a man who chews tobacco. !"
And she took wad of gum out Of
her mouth and stuck it on the under
side of the seat of her chair, for safe