The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1878-07-04
NUBS.

Mrs. jerks parts her halr at the side like
a man.
Ex.Congressman Vance has been sent to
a lunatic asylum.
r. b. Hayes is candidate for the Office
of sheriff in Mcclellan county, Texas.
New York has new dance.house Of
doubtful repute. 1t is called Buckingham
palace" and cost $SOOOO
Although quite blind, Prof Fawcett,
member Of the British parliament, rides to
hounds, friend keeping near his side to
direct him, skates, rows and is an enthusi.
astic fisherman.
Kaiser Wilhelm escaped death from the
missiles Of Nobiling, but he is now being
bombalded with addresses Of congratula'
ton, and may thank his stars if he is not
talked to death.
London papers say that the murder OF
Lord Leitrim was COnCOCtcd in America,
and Berlin journals affirm that the assas
sinaton Of the Emperor was determined
upon in New York.
Ex.Marshal Pitkin is blonde with his
hair combed flat over the center OF his
head, and with huge fans Of hair standing
out on each side Of his head He wears
very high shirtcollar and affects an elocu-
tiOnary style.
Judge Hilton is confirmed in his belief
that woman will not live apart from men
by the experience of English railways on
which the carriages set apart ior ladies
were SO little used that they have been dis
continued.
Beaconsileld is said 10 have conceived
the idea of having the duke Of Edinburg,
whose wife is daughter Of the Gar, made
king of new Bulgaria. But the Cars pa.
ternal love can scarcely be 50 intense as to
overlook the obvious objections to this
little place.
The national debt of Russia was in.
creased about 1i0,0O0,0O0 roublcs between
the 18th of March and the 2ith of May,
Over 100000 roubles were added TO the
paper circulation and l00000,000 roubles
of eXChequer bonds were issued.
Ten thousand Catholic Irishmen are cy.
pected to arrive in Montreal on July If
from cities in New York State. Their
coming is ostensibly to attend monster
picnic to be given by the Irish Catholic
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man procession on the 18TH.
That was very wicked letter Of the late
Prosper Merimcc in which he rccitcs that
during the days Of December 1892, Victor
Hugo went Taving about trying TO get
himself arrested, but that Cummissalre dc
police told the future author of the Ills
toire dun Crime" that he was only arrest.
ing serious folk,
Victor Emmanuel once was presented
with an address of welcome by loyal
mayor of small Alpine town. With his
characteristic desire to put people at their
ease, he offered the mayor Il cigar The
municipal leader seized ii with rapture,
and exclaimed, "Sire, this day shall never
be forgotten in this parish. ! will smoke
this cigar all my life
According TO the New York Post the
travel to Europe is SO great that "anumber
of persons are compelled to take stcerage
passage, for the simple reason that they
cannot be accommodated in the saloons,
and the society between decks Of an out
going steamer is very different indeed
from that generally found III that part OF
the yessel.n The lists Of passengers pub.
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statement.
Father Mecker describes in the Greeley
Tribune the manner in which he saw
squaw mount horse "The chicltain got
down ON his hands and knees, she stepped
on his back, when he rose gradually and
the thing was done in a way not read Of in
many books, but one worthy Of being i'm
itated by fine gentlemen in refined soCi-
ety." The good fathers recommendation
will be hardly sufficient 70 bring about the
introduction Of the sQuaw method OF
squaw mounting in refined society.
Here comes Jane Swisshclm talking
about the labor question, and saying that
one might as well say that buckets ure the
source of water as that labor is the source
of wealth Perhaps Jane never looked
down well while awful thirsty, and
wished that the rope hadn't broken and let
the bucket drop fifty feet to the bottom Of
that we'll And perhaps Jane would he
able to get gold or silver from mines, or
raise wheat or corn, or produce something
else simply by sitting down and wishing