The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1878-05-18
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PARAGRAPEIC.

| beginning uBulu. W ucu u man lS
making love to widow he always feels as
| if he had to begin Where the other fellow
left Off
When a parent finds his boy reading
dime novels and "boys' papers" it is not a
| bad idea to search his pockets for pistol.
Usually he will find one.
The Department of State, at Washing
| ton, has information that a steamship line
between China and Peru will shortly be es-
tablshed, under the auspices of an Ameri
can firm doing business in China.
1t is only few years since New zea4
land was associated in our minds with the
idea of cannibal savages, while now We find
that there are no less than 924 miles Of gov
ernment railroads in operation.
AT Nelson Furnace, Kentucky, several
days ago, girl eleven years old was at
! tackled by game cock, which struck one of
its spuis through the side of her head and
into the brain, inhicting fatal wound.
An exchange wants to know "What
constitutes pauper?" Ask the man who
owns a $500 farm mortgaged for 81 900.
Yes and he will smile and chuckle and
answer, "The man who owns the mortgages"
From $4,000 to 10000 Holsters are
canned daily in the Vinalhaven (Me.) lob
ster factory. About / 100000 Holsters were
used in this factory last year, giving en-
ployment to 20 girls and about the same
number of men.
"A tutor of college, lecturing young
man on the irregularity of his conduct,
added, with great pathos, "The report of
your vices will bring your fathers gray
hairs with sorrow to the grave" al beg
your pardon, sir" replied the pupil, "my
father wears wig"
If you want to make starving man
believe that you have any true religion send
him large loaf of bread before you send
tract. The latter is never good substitute
for the former. If before eating he refuses
your religion it is your fault, but if he refuses
it after good meal it is his fault.
The announcement is made from Wash.
ington that, in the course of business at the
treasury Friday, counterfeit 800 note on
the Second National Bank of Wilkesbarre,
Pa, was discovered. The counterfeit is de-
scrbed as well executed, and calculated to
easily deceive an ordinary expert.
1t appears from the report made to the
International Sunday-schOol Conventisn at
Atlanta, Georgia, that there are 76,5S0 Sun
day schools in the United States, with
6,423, ,2S5 scholars. New York stands at the
head of the list of States, with ,399
scholars; Pennsylvania is next, with 1872
OPS, and Ohio is third, with 62l 1902.
The conductors of freight trains on the
California roads are bothered with tramps,
and are very severe when they catch them
stealing rides. A fellow who wis violently
kicked out of car in Elko coolly said
cold man, you can belt away at me with
that mules head that you carry on the end
O. your leg till you kick me so full o. holes
fl,ot 10 hold h,,t
can't knock the glory out o. me or prevent
me from shoutin' over the thought that I'm
'jist Sl5 miles miles ahead O. this blarsted
monopoly"
They are dealing with tramps in Massa-
chusetts on the basis of Paul's command to
the Thessalonians, "that if any man would
not work, neither should he cat" In ac-
cordance with the State law the citizens of
Williamstown entertain their stray guests
overnight at the lookup, and in the morn
ing make them pay for their lodging and
breakfast by working for the Village I'm
provement Society. The expense to the
town is thus reduced to minimum, and
tht society gets such work as lawn-raking,
road-iillng and ditch-digging done for a
mere song. 1t would be well for other viii
lagos to make their stray visitors useful in
the same line of things.
proportion of the American people are to-day
dying from the effects of Dyspepsia or dis
ordered liver. The result of these diseases
upon the masses of intelligent and valuable
people is most alarming making life actual
ly burden instead of a pleasant existence
of enjoyment and usefulness MS it ought to be.
There is no good reason for this, if you will
only throw aside prejudice and skeptcsmj
take the advice of Druggists and your friends,
and try one bottle Of Green's August Flower.
Your speedy relief is certain. Millions of
bottles OF this medicine have been given
away to try its virtues, with satisfactory re-
suits in every case. You can buy q sample
bottle for 10 cents to try. Three doses will
relieve the worst case. Positively sold by
all druggists ON the Western Continent, and
A. j. Durling in Lehighton.
Through Countless Little Openings in
the skin, invisible except through a micro
scope the perspiration, in a state of health,
aNudes, hour by hour, night and day. The
.otal obstruction of these minute outlets
would produce death and when they be-
come partially 6lockaded, the skin grows
dry, yellow and finally diseased and the
general health isinjuriously affected. Glenn's
sulphur Soa2, by opening the pores, re-
moves eruptiOns and unhealthy granulations
N the skin, and imparts to it healthful
'learness, humidity and smoothness, banish-
ng from the face Of beauty complexional
1lemishes, whether attributable TO smpuri-
les, in the capillary circulation, or to undue
Exposure 10 the sun and wind. For obstin-
tie seorbutc complaints, like the itch, salt
'heum, and erysipelas, it isl sovereign REM
'dy, being quite as effective as Sulphur
Baths, for such maladies, as well as rheuma-
ism and gout. II is wondrously healing
md soothing in its action, reuniting the GU
icle where broken by external Injuries, re-
ieving Tie swelling and inflammation at
endant upon sprains, soalds and brusesand
airing the most obstinate sores and ulcers.
the medical profession sanction its use, and,
rom all classes Of society, voluntary eyi-
,ence in its favor is continually ernanating.
adde's Of fashion prefer it to any similar
cccssory of the toilet and the bath, siuce it
promotes not only health, but personal at
ractiveness. AS a disiuiectant of disease
clothing it has no peer. After
hey have been washed with Glenn's Sui
ihur Soap, garments and linen from the sick
Dom may be handledwith perfect impunity.
,old by Druggists, Price 2jc. per cake.
Box q cakes) Sc. sent by mail, prepaid, ON
eceipt Of price. c. N. Crittenton, Prop'r,
iixth Avenue, New York. Hills Hair and
Yhisker Dye, Black or Brown. soc. ls-4