The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1878-03-30

Tom An'Ic'son's case, and have thorugh
~ examined all the cuss words in Web
strr's unabridged for the purpose Of ar
ranging them in such manner a, o-<-
press what We think would be about the
sentiments of til" Editor f this paper on
the subj ct. We have found many " or,ls
but can not tl>'rn them on to each other
so as to make them sound anything like
the language Of the Editor on a subject
OF this kind. We will merely state that
Anderson has got out of prison like Adam.
and as t" the question of how he done it,
he answer is damtno. Keno.
new and amusing story which is told
Of Col. Robert InyrrSoll runs as follows !:
"b ring his fri p t" tine Fast ,lurin. the
campaign, the Colonel on Sunday went
t" a fashionable church, With cllarac-
Irri>'ir Western independence lr ignored
the usher, and >rl.rlin. the finest pew he
could find. rnSr"mrl himself in the soft
est '"rnrr. soon the great man who
owned the pew came along with his fam
lily and sat down Bat such immdrurc
could not b" permitted to pass by unrc-
hnk"d. and the proprietor of the pew
wrote on the tlv-I.,t of a hymn book IL
pay S!.'''O a year rent for this pew, and
passed it (" the Colonel. Quick ~ Thought
the ready pencil came out, the book was
rrtrrtnd with nn additional line, and the
indignant owner read the common: -
".i,"' pew f,l that price, --EN.
\ full line "t all grade goods ut re
hnrrh prices at Mrrrnk 4 Bro.
TIL" Voting lady who sent us the lines
for publication. entitled, 'irntlr BrrrzrS
Softly Mnanin",' will excuse their non
appearance in print, when she learns
that they were received during the terri
hlr winl storm Of last Wednesday morn
| iny, and were with several other papers
| blown hy those gentle hrtrZrS entirely
hr\ nnh our control. We had succeeded
1T reading the first Verse and found the
rh.miny very good hrcrzrs, sqnrrzrs,
! 81. rlrs, &c.. bnt WE think the ideas were
Il little premature Softly moaning won I
dn for this month, We prefer something
like this:
O, give us Il rest from this clustering and
blowing,
just pull down your vest, aud give us a
show ing,
o give MS a breeze that will sound like Il
A sort of zrphyr-likc small sized cyclone.
Or something like the following from
the New York HtrdM.
March, the old hustler comes in with Il
buster, its winds and i:s dust they are
horril, better April with showers, or
May with it's flowers, even July hot and
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The to]lowinr telegram WAS handed us
for publication:
SHREVEPORT, MARCH Is, 1878,
To the Hon. Mayor and City Council of
the City of Natchtochrs:
Gentlemen
Your communication has been received
and in answer have to say that I am
sorry to hear that in your small city You
have as many as half dozen different re-
lirious denominations. all Of which adyo-
c,t. ,l,e mi.tol.n doctrine Of q He'll and
each of which, also teach different mode
of keppjnp ont of that place: thereby in.
d;cat;nc of conrse six different routes,
l.alinc from your city into it. Howev, r.,
It does INV heart good to know that there
are MANY. an YOU saw, q great many, es
pecjally Young men, in your city who
wonld feel greater secnritv and much
mora npoce Mt mind. could thew bnt feel
that nv IDEAS about the matter are cor.
root and to tI,.se 7 have Int to sav.
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