The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-11-26
SUNBEAMs.
Woman's writes-P Postscript.

Another new * )night Tomorrow even-
ing. ..r .-r-- ..r-
Farmers Clubs-Broken pitchfork han.
dies. ..
Purple and fine lnen-Grapes and nap
| kins. .. :
Take away women and what would fol-
lpw? The men.
Don't give it whey" is a parallel ex-
| preston TO ''cheese it."
| A paper weight is sometimes the heaviest
thing about pile of manuscript .
Ewes last words on leaving Paradise
were, II don't care, Adam. - Chicago
| Nes0s.
A st. Louis clerk Is named Gassbill. Un-
happy man Probably everybody disputes
him.
1fa lady runs against you in the street,
apologize. She expects it. 1t is the GUS
tom of the country.
There are more poor houses constructed
lIOlu Iuo DTlChS III ultu uuJs Luhu ALOm
! any other material.
Mr.. Dutch, of New York, mentioned his
| jammed his fingers last week.
A Miss Steers, of Virginia, eloped re-
Gently. She exhibited great anxiety to be
yoked to a niate-New Orleans Pieay,tne.
II don't like that cat, its got splinters in
| its feet" was the excuse of a four year
old for throwing the kitten away.
| A Columbus man says he started thirty
years ago to make 81, 400,0 He has
got the fourteen, but the ciphers bother
linn.
Tailors sit cross legged just to be obsti-
nate. Amy of them could do twice us much
work with his feet hanging off box.
!roit Free Press.
According to the Buffalo Express, "lager
| beer doesn't intoxicate. 1t is the quantity
That some men carry that weighs them
down.
Bleeding at the nose can be stopped by
telling man that his parents were born
in the poorhouse. His nose will stop and
yours will begin.
Love may be blind, as they say, but we
notice that in all the records of the ages
it has never kissed the girls mother py
mistake when it reached after the girl.
First lady-"Why do they call those
balls foul ~ Second lady-"Don't know,
unless because the pesky things are con
.inually flying over the fence"
The scientific journals are greatly exer-
cised over color blindness, but we'd like to
see just one man in this country who'd
mistake five dollar gold piece for a
nickel.
An honest Hibernian, in company, who
blamed the clergy for taking a tenth pari
of the peoples property, exclaimed,
"Ay, they would take d twentieth If they
could u
do you know O good way OF curing
hams2' asked man of his neighbor.
"Oh, yes," WAS the reply; "but tue trou
bic With me is, l have no way OF pro
curing them"
A girl says that when she dies she de
sires to have tobacco planted over he
, grave, that the weed nourished by he
j.. Dust may be chewed by her bereave
Y lovers. There is poetry in the idea.
y The same backacEe which makes DO
howl when he's digging potatoes, wreathe
, his face in smiles when he slips off tn
= =. back way to the picnic. Boys are curiou
!, insects.
y ''Bedad," said patriotic Irishman ye
;, terday, but it's ripe watermelon thu
= should be the emblem of Ireland. 1t a
= ways has the green above the d."-Phth
dolphin Chronicle.
1t Truth is mighty and must prevail, but
" man can give ruth an awful tussle whe
2 he goes home It two clock in the NOR
a ing, and his wife resolves herself into a
st investigating committee.
q A woman dreamed that her husbal
n would come home as drunk US u bileu oN
is and woke up at two o'clock i'll the NOR
'c Ing W uAu ~ elhCs ~ pAS'0A' OAS"AAAA
IS 20 to bed without supper.
le The patient boy. He went to neig
boris house for u cup of sour milk.
e. haven't anything but sweet milk" said
l. woman, pettishly. "ln wait till
70 sours, said the obliSing youth sinkll
i, iuto chair.
is A boy on West Hill started to school t
te opening day of the term, and before
ls was five blocks away from home he lam
III a dog, lost his geography, scared hors
'u broke his slate and had three fgh
~ Times are looking p.--Haapkeye.
es "Why does lightning SO rarely stri
Ia 10. twice in the same place ?" Profess
at ortman asked the new boy in the class
be- natural philosophy. Huh" said the IL
I'M boy, sit never needs to-" And it is lit
e. singular that nobody had thought of tt
ID. reason before.
'If should marry Eliza Jane" said
prospective son in law. II should frar
:. iy confess one thing in advance-I am
7li rather hasty temper, and apt to get m
vs. without cause" "Oh, that'l be all righ
us blandly replied the dear old lady; II sh
te- 20 and live with you, and III see that y