Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-07-04
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i Made Of a,tl wcrl,-shoes.
Queen Victoria i,;is 1T gned Il years.
Women are pretty smart: but they can
not hold Il candle 10 Il can of l. LcrOaene with
safety.
There is Il lady in Georgia who gave
birth Il few days ago to three children. and
IN teSS,iElan eleven months raua birth tn
4 Detroit women is reduced to her Is.
dress, because silk is so high that she can't
afford it, and calico is so cheap she won't
wcari..
Snod-rass says that young ladies OF Is
are like arrows. Thsy can't get along
without bcaa, and are all in q4icer TIL
they get one.
The fact came out in q TRIAL in san Fran
cisco tie otIcr day that 4 oman had cor
ricd $4,000 in grecnbacks N her bustle Tor
nearly SIX months.
Mrs. Mary Ellen Chase informs the world
through the New York .rus, that there are
three times a> many women i'll Heaven as
men. and vice versa in he'll.
There is an Old lady in New York who
owns two shekeS. one Of which dates from
tie reign of King Solomon, ana the other
Il thousand years later, from tie time of
Moses.
After all. man is generous being"
says the HomGa's Tord. \ year AGO Il
Massachusetts man married lady who
brought him $4,000 He died a few DAYS
ago, and on his death-bcd wiled it every
cent back TO her, on the simple condition
that she should never marry again.
She never told her love. but she ropcd
him in for a ton of ice-crcam. all the same.
and us much candy rs two sugar reii,.crics
could turn out in Il year, and now II says
if any worm in tie tt,,. is going to prey
on her da.nask check. Il wculd be adyisa-
bic to let tie contract out to 4 sea serpent:
and then bet on the check.
In ruI..l district OF oI ..a,!iro :. young
once went cut cuurt.ug Oh a
Saturday night. In vain lie Iaekca his
brain for some interesting topic; lie could
call up no subject at Ill suitable tor Tie oc
casion-n0t one sentence could he uiteT.
and for two long hours lie sat on in sicn,
despair. The girl herself WAS equally 81
lent: she no doubt remembered tie teac!,-
ings of tie old Scotch song. "1Ien maun be
the first to speak" anl she sat p&tieAtly
regarding .ln with dcmurc surprise. Vt
last John suddenly exclaimed, Jenny,
there's II feather on yer npron!" Il wi,lna
haze wondered il t5ef< hal ben .'r..," 20
piled Jenny, for I've been sitting aside a
:. ,'.a q nj hit
Gov Randall, of Wisconsin. who died
several years ago. left his wife VII. tom
so, 900 to $4,000. and this mainly in an
Homestead in Western New
\ ork. BY the advice of 4 supposed friend
she sold her property and put Tie proceeds
in q herd Of cattle in southwest Nebraska.
and subsequently, learning that things were
going wrong. she went out 10 Nebraska, |
assumed $4,000 OF liabii.i.es. bought out
and toh the management of the whole
into her own hands, and succeeded
SO well that her herd is now clearing her
$1,000 Il year. and constantly increasing in
SIZE. Size is her own superintendent, and
personally looks after everything. both on
the farm and at the cattle ranch. Iii the /
three years she has managed her herd she
has never been riolcsted. inslllted or inter !
Tered with III any manner by anybody. /
Here is Il notable case. NOT only OF female
capacity. but Of persistent pluck, in one
who had hitherto held the highest social
position.