Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1878-09-19
TOWN AND COUNTY.
WHAT HAPPENS AROUND Us.
The lance season will soon be open.

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Some wild pigeons have already been
shot.
Patadoxical-.a woman being mail rob.
Der.
This country has big heart when APP
pealed to.
Coffin varnish" is the latest out for bad
whiskey.
Foreigners must be naturalzed before
October s.
We are new enjoying the flag end of
sum-, er.
You can shoot squirrels now-if you
don't miss them.
Fall fashions urc being considered by
the weaker SEX
Paint applied to buildings in the Autumn
is the most durable.
A delicate parccl-~A young woman
wrapped up in herself.
The streams, for want Of corious rains
are very low, at present
The man peddlins the cold winter story
has already been around.
The situation is unchanged in the South.
crn yellow fever districts.
Mosquitoes are rs long as fence rail, in
some pnr,s of this coanty
Now is the time to invest in real estate,
1t you have my spare cash.
Don't complain OF hard times; you'll
only help to make thcn harder.
Ripe tomatoes will remove hi, and 9th.
cr stains from white clothing.
TO owe is human 10 pay, divine. There
are few d.vincs in this section.
Many farmers are thrcshing their grain
and putting II n,o the market.
The farmers arr nnw hnsllr engaged pre-.
pairing their la.d for fall Strdns
Some of the prprrS say that trade is
looking up Flat ON the back, eli!
Young folks grow most when they are
in love II increases the CHS wonderfully
Old Probabilities predict lots of snow
and Slcighing during the coming winter
Our constable friend CALEB, pc,ldrorh.
paid Frederick lily a ~ ins visit on ruS
day last.
|, is reported that y Young lady of this
town eat l.; sauces If ice cream Monday
evening
A woman has 10 settle u man, coffee
with the white of IN rsg, hut she CA, seth
his hash with look.
Bring Your Sales to ,li. office We can
furnish Nnn with n neat attractive poster,
y, greatly REFUGE. rates
II you think ynH arc too tall. marry an
cI,rav"gani woman, and you will soon
find yourself short enough.
oh hoy those three fellows did ".it u'
and gi" wien the lacy of the house came
il upon them rs they were al".;H W take ="
free lunch on Monday morning,
Can an editor enter the kingdom OF
Heaven - Eimira Gazette Yes good
many editors arr like ltt'r children. and Of
slcu is the kingdom of Heaven -EN.
\ Chinanan recently showed his wife
how To light fire with American kcro
srnr, and her experience will br of c nsi,l
cradle advantage to her second husband.
II vou catch a burglar plOwing about
your premise, or making Il mid hight tom
oi Your residence, .loot him on the spot.
an! do not hc very particular about The
SPOT, either.
Mothers should take warning and stop
" dosing t"cir Babies with l,ulanum while
,'rhiny. DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup answers
the sam" purpose, and is perfectly harm
less % cents.
Turkeys are natives of America, and
were consequently unknown TO the an.
cents. They were first bron.h, to Eng.
land about the year 1922, and to France
about the year 1870.
Friend O>',nrnc. travelling agent for the
celebrated Carlisle. PA shoe firm, nnl us :,
tvin. visit on Monday last. lie looks
Will, and speaks in glown~ terms of til,
re sales he has made
The work Of repairing the L. B. church
mmcncc,l this week. and will be coinplc
tT about NOV. 12th. The congregation
will Worship in the stone school house I'm
ill the church is completed Preaching
n'xt Sunday morning at 10 o'clock. All
are invited.
RETrRNED-0ur millwrighis who haye
ben absent in Lynchhurg, Va. for tho
past three mo tbs returned on WctlncS .lAy
last bui instead of looking hale and hearty
look very thin in the face They speak IN
glowing terms Of that placH and the sur.
rounding country
lMrEovEMENT.-Thc United Brethren
church of this place is receiving the long
looked for attention of the members, and
various Improvements are being made In
stead of the ascending aisle it will I've made
perfectly level, and the pulpit moved to the
either end Of the church. Joseph Wcd,llc
has the contract.
Our tonSoriai artist. lucas. was RIM INTO
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