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WEEKLY BAZOO.
SEDALIA
TUESDAY. DECEMBER 81, 1878.
JUST AS GOOD ALRIGHT.

Two crazy men are in the habit Of
paying periodical visits to the White
House at Washington. One Of them
comes in from tho country near
Bladensburg. the old duelling ground.
only few miles from city. He labors
under the hallucination that he has
been regularly elected President. says
he has come to take his seat, and
apologies for not having come sooner.
The other halls from Pennsylvania.
He is more peremptory in bis demands.
and iutimates that be has already for
borne too much. and cannot wait
longer for his Office.
Now, it IL curious fact that either
Of these lunatics has just rs much,
real lawful right in the White House
a. Mr.. Hayes.
Not only has Mr.. Hayes never been
elected President, but he has never
put into the Office BY the forms always
hitherto observed.
As between him and the two out.
side lunatics. his advantage is reduced
down to the single point Of possession.
In constitutions Law, they have just
as much right - he-that is, mono at
Ill
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loyr-Sd&wl
A GOOD PLAN.

ANYBODY can learn tn make money rapidly
operating in Stocks. by the two Cnerlng Rules
for Strce>s," m M-S>r-. Lss r-nrr 4 Co.'S nov
circular. The combustion n~'hod, which this
hrm has made succ~ssfu!. enai,e- people with
lzrx.. or small means To- reap all the b.n~nt- %!
largest capital AMI b~s. ski!i. ThorssE,is of or
d.r-. in VARIOUS sums. are pooled info on. ya>t
amount and co-op~rat~d a. y mighty whole. tiu-
securing 10 ~sch shareholder all th" advantages oi
the. largest operator. lnmcns. prof. iivi.i-
81 nohthlv. ANY amount from - TO SJ.'-s'. or
more, can he used saec---tuily- y. Y Rnrti>;
Wsekiy. September 26:h. lsss. says ''ky the com
hnation system S. w"uli make So. or per
cent; SJp pays S:0. or seven per cent. sl%
makes si.ms'. or 10 per cent. on the so..k. during
the month. according 10 the market" Frank
t.~slie'- illustrated ew-PaI"r. Jun. 18th: The
combination method "f operating stock - the
most successful ever adopted New York indie
,t-nd.nr sept Eth: ''Ih., combination system -
founded upon correct business principles, and no
person need 10 without income vh,ie u Kept
working by Meesrs. Lawrence & Go. Brocklyn
Journal, April 2ath: ''Our editor made . net
profit of SOL % from som of Mss.rs. Law
renee 4 Cos combinations" New circular trnaI'ed
ir-e) explains everything. Stock. and bonds
wanted Government bonds supplied. Lawrence
Co.. Bankers. s; Exchange Place, y. Y. II 2sw6;
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TRr'SrHE'SSA

Whereas. James E. Closer and John r. HAHN,
by their c.rtniu deed ~ trust ate.i DECEMBER LIST.
ISIS. and ori~d IN the Recorders office oi
Pettiscounty. Missouri. in trust deed book No. ~
On pages 81: tn $50. convsye.s To the undersigned
trustee, the foowing i~-crihrd real estate, STU
sfed Pctfis county, Missouri, to-wit: The
north hall. ut tho southwest quarter. AMI SIX
acres os3 81 the north side Of the sou half Of the
south quarter. and the southeast quarter, OF
the south we~t quarter of section eighteen (lS,- IN
sow nship f"rty-tour t&4) and range twenty-one (2D
Ahch Sand conveyance was made In trus, 10 secure
the payment % a certainly rom>sory note thersn
si-scrifsd. and. wh-resk def.uit has been made
the pay rn.nt az saisktbs te. nox, therefore, at
the request of the u gal holder of said note, notice
.. hereby given. thar under and bs virtue 1T tho
provisi at said deed 1T trust, the undersigned
trustee. will Offer said rial estate tor sale at pub
the auction. tn the highest bidder tor cash in hand
st the court house door, in Se,iia, Petti- county
Missouri. ou
SATURDAY. TIE ,irn DAY of JANUARY. 1872
between the hours Of o'clock in the forenoon and
o'clock IN the afternoon Of THAT day, 20 paw said
note, and the costs and expenses OF executing
this trust. ". l.. FELIX
L. I0w5t Trustee.
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A Fast Boy.

| FROM the D~nver News
AprOpns IF an incident that recent
" happened in the streets Of this city
a we'll known railruad man tells the
following romantic story. which. IL the
accounts are to be relied ON. occurred
about the same time:
A few nights since. when the
Kansas Pacific train was making
lightning time across the plains in the
direciion Of Denver. the em,eIan,
car WAS occupied by . solitary woman
md three little tow headed children.
10 occasionally passing through the
Conductor had observed that his
passenger was apparently very uneasy.
aud frequently inquired how long it
would he before they reached their
destination but he gave the matter
little attention. naturally surprising il
~as merely the ouigrowih Of female
impaiience. What was his surprise
then, when on going hack into the car
u few hours afterward to have his ears
assailed by the loud shrieks Of a new
born infant, and to see the mother
evidently equal to the situation and
giving to this addition to her family
that attention which the circumstances
inquired.
'Why, great heavens exclaimed
the conductor, whats the matter
here"
''N"thing at all-the matters all
over" replied the woman. a ~intry
smile playing around her pale lips.
"You don't mean to tell me thst
child has just been born"
"Well. no. not exactly. Its some
thing like an hour old" and the
happy mother dexterously invested it
10 q bit Of ragged colico. which she
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Josh BILLINGS Philosophy.

Josh Billlng's Philosophy.
From his Almanac for 1879.
/ hav no objekshun to Q man part.
ing his hair in the middle, but shall
aIwuss insist upon biz finishing up tn.
job bi wearing q ehort gown and petit
kOat.
l respect q corps. but q ded and
alive man l despite for the epace nv
one minnit. and then pity him for
another minnit. and then forgit him
orevermOre-amen.
Det IL a bondage into which q man
sells himself and pays7 per cent. for
the privilege.
Thare IL sutch . thing az too much
energy. have seen those who were
like . young hound 10 the chase, 81,
away ahead ov the fox.
The fust thing that presents itself to
Conscience Il the truth: Ne lie upon
refekshun.
There are great many roads that
lead to heaven, but after w git thare,
Oolv one gateway to enter.
The best ov us praze those things
the most that We are jelous ov the
least.
live could only profit BY our own
experiences, or the experiences Ov
others, it would b almost impossible
for the lightning to strike us: but
rather than do this, We prefer to knox
out what fu branes Ne hav got against
somebody's stun wall. and then howl
about the weakness ov reason or the
malice ov Fortune.
To hav no vanity, to hav no ieal.
ousy. are the leading traits ov per-
fekshun /; this shows how easy it is to
be perfect.
The man who haz got nothing but
biz pedigree to brag about il AZ bad
OF AZ . long-tailed mouse-thare il
crate danger that hiz pedigree will
often git slept on.
There Il nothing that We hav got 20
much ov n originality.
1t IL very EASY to define nobility
the person who haz the most honesty
and the lest vanity IL the nobelman.
Exercizs that haz no fun nor profit
in it Il about a hard to take AZ q dose
ov castor oil.
It Il the little bits ov things tina:
fret and worry us We kan dodge an
elephant. but We kant . fly.
It amt % much the amount q man
knows, q the ability to use what he |
dos kpo Ut the right time and place,
that makes him . power.
! suppose the same man would live
- Be eighty yean old on brown bread. |
roots. and green erbs. who would
reach . :vsnty eight on plum puddin" ,
and milk punch. Which ov the ways
do you consider the whichsst? 4
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The men engaged in the outrage
and murder of the men in Nebraska.
for tho crime Of horse stealing. should
be hunted down and speedily brought
to Justice. Whether the men were
guilty or not makes no difference
Law-abiding citizens cannot sit idly
by and permit a mob to administer
Justice in the heathenieh manner.
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quired cum was made up. Bertha "a.
overjoyed.
but if your spend all Jour money
today" remarked the young man,
con what will you live Tomorrow
Il don't know. hut / trust in God.
I shall work the whole nigh,
through"
When they came to the tavern. the
young man went in first to prepare
old Mr.. Schmidt fur the part be wish.
ed him {" act 4; then he fetched
Bertha. 1t is impossible to describe
the jny he felt when he saw the young
girl throw herself in her fathers arms.
aud press him to her heart.
She paid the bill. and iriumphantly
led him home. Trait accompanied
them. and said he had q few more
kreutzers in his pocket. she had better
gu and get them something to eat. /.
vas lste before Trait went home that
night. but the leap from the Main
Brucke Was no more thought Of. tie
came to the house every evening in
order. as he said. to share with them
HE acsntv earnings.
Alb ut fortnight after, rs he was
e"ing away one evening. he said {"
Bertha: "Wiil you become NV
wife? am only a pDnr clerk, but /
am honest and UPRIGHT"
Bertha blu.hed and cast her ewes
on the ground.
A few DAYS after. the vourg couple.
simply but respectfully a,iired. and
accompanied BY Herr Schmidt. went
tn church. where they were married in
q quiet wav. When they came out.
man and wife. an elegant carriage was
standing at the door. AMI f.ptman
in rich livery let down the step.
"Coma." said the happy husband {"
his bewildered wife. who looked n
him with amazement.
Before she could utter q word. the
three were seated in the carriage.
driving away at a quick pace. The
carriage stopped b~fhre a splendid
house in the best part Of Frankfort
They were received hy a number oi
domestics. w;io conducted them Ia
apartments decorated in the most
costly style.
''1'his is your mistress" said T
To the servants; land her commands
vou have h. nceforth 10 obey. Nv
darling wife" said he then. turning {"
Bertha. Il am Karl T. ore If the
wealtbiest men of this CITY,"
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General Fremont is likely to come
prominently before the people again.
His administration is 20 popular in
in Arizona that he will probably 60 to
the United States senate when that
territory IL made Q state.
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The Indiana Supreme Court has
decided, 10 the suit of church against
Q member, that subscriptions made
on Sunday cannot be collected by
Law.
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An Illinois jury recently struck for
their nay, refusing to render q verdict
until the Judge promised to see that
they got their due.
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The proceeds of breach of promise
suit are 10 be appropriated for repairs
on q church at Bowling Green, Ky.
The girl sues for no other purpose.
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FRED. n NICHOLS,
PIANO TUNER,

i thoeouehly vsssed in his bn.ine.s. guar
snsees ell HE work "a 6.st class in every
particular. He hes hsd yesrs Of expsri
enes in the employ Of the lsreess plan" and
osass fsetosiea il the country. Orders
left With Cochssas b Trnxsl, OF sent
through The posas0cs to boz go. Sedalis,
Ne. viii ssesiss psoops astsasios. d&w1l
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Loft IN Gods Hands.


and effort stop exhausted and in
despair. love becomes clarified and
hopes on. Of all the praying souls
If the human race. there are n
crowned few whose patient waiting on
God touches the sublime If prophetic
trust. To that number belongs the
devoted mother.
One such mother. living in B's:on.
had son who early broke away from
the restraints IF home and began a
career of dissipation. With thu
single exception the woman was
blessed in her children. Her whole
heart, however, went out after the
prodigal.
For years she PRAYED for him.
nursed him tenderly when he Was
sick and disabled by his exercises. and
believed that her love would win him
at last, but he remained incorrigible
All the sud hours. the wakeful
nights. she spent in weeping and
wrestling in secret for that migrate sun
she never told; hut. when her hear,
vas nigh to breaking. change came.
Then followed a sense ot the infinite
greatness anil loving kindness Of Him
with whom all things are pu.sible shat
flied her with a strange peace. Sn-
cuuld not reform her erring child. but
G"d Gould.
Oae iay another ann. a clergyman
from the West, came home tn visi,
her. and. after a irving scene in thu
house with his intoxicated brother. he
said to her. ..M"ther. how do you,
how can you. endure this ?"
Il have endured il great while. l"
she said, calmly. 1.-The trouble Law
on NV heart ill found that it was
worrying me to death. Then ] said.
ooh, Lord. NV Lord. | cannot bear
it any longer! Take care of nv SIN.
reform him. bless him. save him ="
aud I rested the case there. / do no,
worry any more. have left him in
the hands of God."
The next day this elder son. finding
his dis>ipat-d hrunher at sober
moment. said to him. John. your
p,rsilinn is critical one now -f.ariuily
%. There'il soon be u change for
better ar worse"
Whats the matter? Anything
new!"
Mother has left you in God.
hands. she saws. She doesn't pray Tor
you any more"
The Young man went away uneasy
and thoughtful. Fur the first time
he felt himself alone with the Al
and his conscience was
stirred. Il cannot contend with God,
he .sid. Il will drink no more"
He reformed. became a lawyer. and
went tn live in the city IF St. Louis
There. At a complimentary baSqnet,
he offended his new friends by refus-
ing champagne. He told them the
,tory Of his mother. all the history Of
his former degrsds,i"n ard rescue.
md then said. Shall drink - and
with one voice they all cried. "Nov
An eloquent preacher narrated the
lb've in q recent sermon on the
words. Fret not shyself." The calm. !
surrendering trust Of that
,rayine mother was one Of his
illustrations.
Did the lesson in that beautiful
ever rass severer proof?
= Youths Com paaion.
-H..~ ~saA>la aAA Aaa~.s !
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There will BE- . great rush to Jeffer
son City for place hunters when the
legislature meets.
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Centaur Liniments.


Wound
THE CkNTAUR COMPANY, %, Dey 81,
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lifes one angel. Alas!I found her
one day Kidding adieu with tears and
kisses b youth whom che loved :
she had accepted me for my wealth
only. Ny Peaee Of mind vanished.
/ sought diversion in travel. Every.
where found the same hollUwness.
the same treachery, the same misery.
In short. I became Disguised with life.
and resolved {" put an end this night
to the pitiable farce"
"Unfortunate young man. said the
other. with tears of sympathy, Il
pity you. l confeo I have been more
fortunate than you. possessed . ~iis
and daughter, who come forth pure
and immaculate from the hand Of the
Creator. The one has returned to
Him in the whiteness Of her soul, and
70 will the other"
"Give me your address. old man.
and permit me to visit your daughter
to morrow. Also give me your word
If honor that you will not inform her
or insinuate in any manner that an
. richman." The old man held out bis
hand.
Il give you my w"rd. lam anx.
ious - convince you that | have
spoken the truth. Ny name is
Wilhelm Schmidt. and here is nv
address; :" giving him at the same
time = bit If paper which he drew
from his packet.
"And my name is Karl TAFT. I
am the son of Anton Trait. Take
these bank-notes. but only on con-
dition that you do not leave this house
until I fetch you from it. Waiter. .
bedroom for this gentleman. You
require rest. Herr schmidt. G.od
night. To morrow you will see me
again."
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Gums, pistols and amuni.
ton Of all kinds at W.R.Thom.
% 4 Co. If
-Scorcher !-Thomas has It,
los II ain st.
W. r. Thomas & Co. cell
tho Brilliant, ths finest heat
NJ stove made. #

-71ossands cf xorkingmen eoscede tia
Nsser Heud esa Cdrend1 !cSdeeo Is more
economical to Boy dn he eAe,pes smoking
beoass il burns eoo'. Hte emf Plug. Iaas sries -
ios, AZ COMMON goods, and - far superior IN
gUaisfy. 10 22~6t.
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Tho largest stock, lowest
prices, and best goods ct W. r.
Thomas 4 Co. #
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Don't b talked into buy.
ing anything buta Superior
cook stove. 4
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Wu0t vOU Ca1l u1SVtItUU0 u S060l
nonsense. and can be cured. To-mor
row I will make my will. you shall b
the heir ofall my possessions. and to
morrow night I will take the lear
from the Main Brucke alone. But
before l leave this world, l must set
your Bertha. for l am anxious to look
upon one who is worthy the name Of
a human being"
'Sir, what can have made you 10
unhappy at this early age," aid the
old man. moved with compassion.
Il am the only son of one Of the
richest bankers of Frankfort. Nv
father died Eve years ago. and left me
the heir to an immense fortune.
From that moment, every one that
has come 10 contact With me has en-.
deavored to deceive and defraud me.
/ was child 10 innocence. trusting
and con6ding. Ny education had not
been neglected, and I pnssessed nv
mothers loving heart. Ny friends, or
rather the villains whom I opened
nv heart, betrayed me, and then
Taught At my simplicity; in time l
gathered experience. and my heart
was filed With distrust. I was Be-.
trothed to rich heires. possessed Of
all fashionable accomplishments: I
adored her with enthusiasm her love,
l thought. would repay ne for every
disappointment. But I soon nv that
she wished to make me her slavo, and
yoke all other men besides to her
triumphal chariot. broke OF the
and selected . poor bot q
charming Rirl-s sweet innoeeut
being, - I thought who would b NJ
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1878-05-16

lowed shall in no case exoced two hundred
daye, except except in Charleston County,
where tho number Of days shall not exceed
three hundred. In deciding tho number
of days for which each County School
Commissioner shall be allowed compensa-
tlon in each ard every year, and in making
the assessment on each school district. as
provided for in this Section, tho County
Auditor shall, as q member of the Board,
act in tho place of the County School
Commissioner; and it shall be tho duty of
said County Board of Examiners to certify
to tho County Treasurer tho amount as
sessed on each school district
Sec. 20. That it shall be tho duty of the
County Boards Of Examiners aud of the
Boards of Trustees, as hereinafter provided
for, to seq that in every school under there
care there shall be taught, as far as praoti-
cable, photography, reading; writing, arith-
mctic, geography, English grammar, history,
Of the United States, and of this State,
morals and good behavior.
SEQ. 80. That there shall bo in each
county Board of Examiners, composed
of the County School Commissioner (who
shall cr oGcio, be chairman and two other.
members who shall be appointed by tho
State Board of Examiners and shall hold
Office for the term of two years from the
time Of their appointment and until their
successors shall be qualified, unless sooner
removed by the State Board of Examiners;
but no person shall be appointed member
Of the Couoty Board of Examiners WHO is,
not competent to teach first grade
school. 1t shall bo the duty of the county
Board of Examiners to examine all candi-
dates for the profession Of teacher, and to
give to each person found qualified oortif.
cate setting forth the branches of learning
he or she may be capable Of teaching, such
examination to be renewed every year; and:
no teacher shall be employed in any Of tho:
free public schools without certificate
from the County Board of Examiners or the
State Board of Examiners
SEQ. 81. That the County Board Of
Examiners shall meet at least twioo year,
at Buoh places and at such times as tho
County School Commissioner shall appoint;
that the County School Commissioner shall
be Chairman and Clerk Of tho Board, and
shall keep fair record Of their proceedings,
and register Of the name, age, sex, color,
residence and date of certificate of each,
person to whom certificate is issued, md
in case certificate be oanoeled, shall make
proper entry Of tho same; and tho said
board shall have power to revoke any ccrtifi-'
cate granted by them, for immoral or un-,
professional conduct or evident unftness
for toaohing
[coNoLuDED MKT WEEK.
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An Act 10 Alter ana Amend tlAC
School LAW Of South ClrOliNu.

SECTION /. BE 1t enacted by tho Senate
and House of Representatives Of the State
Of South Carolina, now met and sitting in
General Assembly, and by the authority Of
tho same, That the State Superintendent Of
Education and four persons to bo appointed
by the Governor, by and with the advice
and consent Of the Senate, who shall hold
Office for fou, years and until their succes.
sors may be appointed, unless sooner re-
moval by tho Governor, shall constitute tho
State Board Of Examiners. Of this Board
the Stato Superintendent of Educatioi
shall bc CO o0icio Chairman. The clerk Of
the State Suporintepdent Of Education, as
hereinafter provided for, shall bo clerk Of
tho State Board of Examiners. IIo shall
be custodian of its records, papers and
effects, and Shall keep mihltea Of its pro-.
ceedings; and said records, papers and
minutes shall be kept in tho oiIioo of the
State Superintendent of Education and shall
bo open to inspection.
SEQ. 2. That tho said board shall meet
on the call Of its Chairman, or upon tho
request Of o majority Of its mombors, at
the Office of'tho, State Superintendent, Of
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hDHsIGANIS OEr HOPE.

Though there has been grief and sorrow,
Though there has been toll and pain,
Yet there is bright tomorrow
Happier days will como again.
And although our hopes are saddcn'd
by the visions Of the past,
Yet our hearts should still be gladdened
by tho hopes Of joys to last.
And cen though our life is painful
Sometimes full of grief and care
We must strive to meet in heaven;
We shall oil bo happy there.
Sometimes US I wander, dreaming,
Hope holds out cheerful light,
Banishing oil drcary sadness
Bidding all my fears take flight.
Then let us be up and doing,
Though there are troubles as wo go;
Let US fight until we conquer,
Doing what We find to do.
Whom wo reach that happy country,
When wo touch its shining shore,
Joining hands in peace forever,
Every trouble shall be DER.
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DR.. Tut has been en-.
gagged In the practice or
medicine thirty years, and
foralong tiinrwas demon.
strltor of anatomy in the
Medical College Of Gcnr-
gin, hence persons using
his Pills have the Cuar;,,,.
tee That they are prepared
OH scientific principles,
and arc free from all
qnackcry.
lie has succeeded In
combining IN them the
heretofore anta2onislic
qualities Of Il strengthen.
,nG,fnfgatipe, c"aa far-
I.yiEG Ionic.
Their first apparent CT
feet is to increase the aD-
petite by causing the food
To properly assimilatc.
Thus The system is nour.
ishcd, and by their tonic
action OH the digestive or
gams, regular and healthy
Cvacua,ions are produced.
The rapi,lity with which
j'cysonS take OF E'r$h,
while under the influence
Of these pills, ol itself in
lica.rs ll:cir adup,abiliiy
10 nouris!l the body, and
hence their ctitcacyincu cur
Ing nervous debility, mel
ancholy, dyspepsia, vast
ing Of the muscles, slug
Gi"hncss OF the liver,
chronic Constipation, ard
:rgth Ia the system. Sold
in:r:,y Street, New York.