Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1878-05-29
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Humorous.
Our pilgrim fathels-The doctors.
How to get along in the world-Walk.
TO make a monkey wrench, feed him
on the first green apples. scaJit
The bell-punch noteth even the fall of
a swallow.-Ch Chicago Times.
You can't plant cats too early, nor is
it possible to get too many i'll hill.
To the clergy in America Satan does
not intend to take any vacation this
summer.
"Life is made up ov sunshine and
shaddo," says Josh Billings-"about five
shaddos to one sunshine"
Bean poles should be planted ut once.
They are naturally hardy and can with
stand all the frosts likely to come
buffalo Express.
When you can't count more than one
bald head in the parquet on a spectacu-
lar night you may conclude, that the
times are indeed hard. a.
A Sunday-school boy Of Maysville,
KY, was asked by the superintendent
| il his father was Christian. Eyes,
sir. "he replied, but he is not working
at it much"
Mrs. Fortune, of Halifax. has given
birth to twins-girls. OF course. Miss
Fortunes never come singly. Ci,,ci's-
natl Breakfast Table.
When freedom from her mountain
height unfurled her STANDARD to the air,
she little thought that naughty men
would advertise hop bitters there
Worcester Press. @tf t9 q III
20 for youth" exclaimed the old man
bitterly, as he threw aside the morning
paper, that I might live long enough
to find out whether it's to be war or
peace. p Cincinnali Breakfast Table.
Some people swallow the Graphic &C
count of the photograph. The fools ore
not all dead yet.--CdnhuBa Herald.
That's SO just as sure as you live.-N.
Y. Graphic. asat q arf'eT 'T'8 ,
Notwithstanding on his arm with
her head almost touching his shoulder,
she said: Mr.. B.. l know what makes
you catch cold SO easily" "What is it,
I-?" Because so much of your
body is on the ground!" Mr.. B. has Or
dered new shOes.-AnMera Student
The question il asked in All the Year
Round, "Shall ladies 60 dressed or un.
dressed before the queen" We shall
not answer it; but 1t, Is at least desirable
that ladies should not take cold.-Bufa-
10 Eapress. f CT-Z s,
A printer was discovered in this Office
Yesterday wearing pair of suspenders
and q pair of mated socks. This outrage
upon the craft was promptly avenged by
the execution of the audacious offender.
81. Louis Journal.
Mark Twain told newspaper report
er that he was going abroad in order to
find quiet place to write, where he
would not be disturbed once day. 1t
is singular it never occurred to him to
remain at home and secure desk in a
store that doesn't Observation-Disclosures
Herald.
1 The care with which man parts his
coat tail before sitting down, depends
much on the manner in which his pants
have been patched. If there is q red
square sewed on blue background with
white thread, he don't give a cent if his
coat tails do get wrinkled.-Ksokuk Con
aitution. ft5fl"t
The late Rev. DR.. H. of New York
had large body and short lower limbs
He said that when in the cars one day
a lady had around her SO many children
that she did not know what to do with
them. He asked her to let one of the
little girls sit with him. as she had hel
hands full. The child, after a shor
stay, returned to her mother, who asket
her why she did not sit longer in thu
gentleman's lap. "Ma," she replied
he hain't got any Harper Jo
June.