The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1878-10-26
BRIC-L.BRIC.

When is q lawyer strongest g
When he is fee-blest.
How to dispol mental gloom
Make light of your troubles.
Nothing has SO many ties bind
ing it to earth as railroad.
There are sixty known Varieties of
oysters throughout the world
A prophet is not without honor
save in the October election
No wonder printer can't save
any money; he has to "set EN- up
30 often.
Nine. Janauscheck is playing n
successful engagement at the
Walnut Street Theatre, Philadel~
phia
An exchange says how sweet it is
to be remembered. Yes, but on the
first of the month it is usually over
done.
A boy said, "AIy father has a
brother, but he is not my uncle.
How can you explain tho CONTRA
diction?" The boy lied.
The second meal makes the elut-
ton, the second i'll word makes the
quarrel, and the seconds load the
pistols with blank cartridges.-
Derrick.
Nothing makes a man so mad as
to get about five blocks away from
the dentists and make the alarming
discovery that ho has had the wrong
tooth pulled.
William Shakespeare is running
for constable in a Michigan village.
Yet this is tho man who said
"Fling away ambition; by that sin
fell the angels"
Glow long are you going to stay
here? "Why, my little dear?"
"Cause I'm hungry and mamma
says we shall havo dinner as soon
as that dreadful nuisance goes
away"
Smith and Jones were examining
gun that was not loaded. OF
course it went of. Smith was filed
with remorse and Jones with bird
shot number two Broohiyn Union.
A colored preacher in Norwich
while ago gave out tho following
announcement: "Brothers and sis
tcrs, next Sunday, the Lord willing,
there will DO baptizing in this
place, tho candidates being four
adults and three adulteresses.
AS Frank, who had been taught
to believe that he had been made of
dust, stood watching the dust as
the wind was whirling it in eddies,
no exclaimed: "Ma, I think the dust
looks as if there was going to be
another little boy made"
There has been a remarkable case
OF constancy in England. A man
who separated from his vito thirty.
five years ago has just returned
and offered to kiss and make up. A
few days prior to tho offer the wife
had inherited large estate.
The 1naerican christian Rey;cao
includes III it's lists Of stations on
the road to ruin, ''a social party, q
croquet party, picnic, and n
dance. We havo heard man
called superannuated idiot for q
good deal less than this.-Ec-
change.
The New Iealanders are about to
spend a considerable sum of money
in acclimatizing tho humble-beo, 80
as to assist the agriculturists in
cultiyating clover. Common bees
are not strong enough to force their
way into the potals of the clover
flower and thus fortilizo the plants
as they fly from one to the other.
For this purpose, therefore, the
humble-beo is needed, but so far
the nests sent out havo been de.
stroyod. Attempts to acclimatize
the common Doe in some hot eli,
mates have so far proved useless,
After short period they quit the
hives, and cannot be enticed back.
In New Mexico the following
method of catching ants is both
popular and eflicacious. A few large
champagne bottles are buriod IN
the ground near the entrance to tho
nest, till their tops are flush with
the ground. Every ant, going from
or coming to tho colony, will OF