Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1878-03-15

| TX Governor Coburn OF Maine owns half a million
| acres,
None have
| Sometimes think how easily, il 1 bad only hal
hii pile, could satisfy and silence the importu
mites of the various neighborhood butchers
and bakers and candlestick makers
Makes me cry.
But he will have TO leave his order or woodt Il
overcoat, just the same as the
rest OF US, at the
undertaker's,
But there isn't much consolation in that because
don't suppose could get to be one OF the heirs
assigns, executors or administrators
II Id Try.
The Krom P'ra Rahchawang- bowan, ON the
9th inst, visited the temples Chanasong-
k'rahm Rahcha- natdah, Tapatidah, Mahah-
nup ahrahm. On the 7th inst, II. NJ. tho
Second King visited the temples Sanyka-
krachai, Intarahrahm, Chant arahrahm, Her
anyaruchee. To-day II. NJ will visit the
temples Sawanahrahm, Srisudahrahm, Bow
aramongkdl, Pakanee- naht. Tomorrow II
NJ. will visit the temples Sanywate- -witsayah-
rahm, Sahm-p'ayah. T'awarahchak' 'om-c -chaun.
Som Clieng. = Bangkok Adrotisr.
One by one all the comforts of this life are
taken away from the toiling millions. 1t
used to be great consolation for us 10 think
in our poverty that none of our rich neigh
bors could ever get to heaven. Now. alas, We
are assured there is no place else for them to
60 to. Oh, woeful times Oh. wretched,
harsh and inconsiderate world Oh, dog
gone it all Burlington HurLeye.
A Fifeshire man took his child to the min
lister to be baptized, who asked MIN. Are
you prepared for so solemn and important an
occasion!' prepared :" he echoed. with
some indignation al hae tirlot o ban
nook baking two hams, an gallon O. the
best Highland whiskey. and wad like To ken
what better preparations ye expecS irae n
man IN my condition o life
The surgical feat of replacing lost teeth,
scalps and other portions OF the human or
ganism must pale before recent achieve
ment IN Indiana A rising young lawyer
out hunting, was SO unfortunate AS to lose
part of his skull and some brains by the
cidental discharge of his gun A plate of
mica Was set into his skull but somehow he
didn't feel reconciled TO the loss of his brain,
and SO the doctors killed u horse and II piece
OF It's brain was dropped into the youths
eranlnl aperture. The patient was kept quiet
while the process of assimilation went on, IL
silver plate was substituted for the mica, and
he went forth again to take up his profession.
But several marked changes have occurred
lie can do better thinking ana seems to have
more "horse sense, while he has lately taken
earnestly to the study of French. This latter
fact is explained by the doctors on the
grounds that the SLAIN horse was OF Norman
breed.
Fable xcv. from the Nav York u orld The
Villager and the Snake Vilager one
frosty day found under Hedge a Snake al
most dead with cold Moved with compass
sion and having heard that Snake Oh was
good for the Rheumatic, he took It home and
t.la a t.l,. t.l,, L.
gan to wake and crawl. Meanwhile. the Vii
lager having gone ont to keep an Enguge-
ment with Man round the Corner, the Vii
layers Son (who had not drawn sober
Breath for Week) entered. ard, beholdmg
the Serpent unfolding its plain, unvarnished
Tail with the cry, "Ive got EN- again r. He'd
to the Office of the nearest Justice of the
Peace, swore off, and became nn Apostle of
Temperance at 500 "A week The beneiicent
Snake next bit the Villagers Mother-in law
so severely that Death soon ended her suffer
ings and his then silently stole away, lcay-
ing the Villager deeply and douhly IN It's
Debt Moral Nirtuous Action is not nl-
ways its only Reward. A Snake in the Grass
il Worth two in the Boot.
II would seem that every man woman
and child in the United States had heard of
the Charlie Ross case, hut Mr.. Christian Ross
into sections where the utmost Ignorance was
manifested as to his abduction, or that such
Il being us Charlie Ross ever existed. In the
Jersey Pines. within for;y miles OF the city
Of Philadelphia. he had met nEd conversed
with parties who were in utter ignorance of
the widely extended excitement that prevail
cd some had never heard the name before.
Describing ball, st. Louis paper says
Looking down on the Kaleidoscope panora-
ma, the coup dUR which presented itself to
the oil of the Post reporter was lndescnba-
bly, distmgue, and marked 10y that certain r. ne
sdis qoi which hns stamped the cotcrle us
the creme de 1t crome of the hdd tu" This
has not been orcelled since n New Hampshire
reporter wrote The supper was cci,d
The Cincinnati SdhUddy NijM relates that
Il tramp walked INTO Thrdst bank YES
terday, and, stepping upto the counter, said,
May ask you question, sir ?" Yes but
quick about IT. replied the clerk II
want to know if all the greenbacks have been
retired from the circulation - said the tramp,
with very anxious air. "Oh, no, replied