The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1878-07-26
r.nnnc,ni s.mnatics.

The following interview between cra-
~ politician and a newspaper reporter,
on the conditiOn of this country. is not
intended 10 be irreverent, but as an actuai
fact ilIustrative Of the wild tendencies of
The dny. IS running some people mad
Hereis coe Of their coiloquies about GET
ting paragraph in paper:
ia !, an advertisement we chin in
'.Transieni advertisements must be paid
for in ADVANCE, Invariably"
"It san advertisement from the Prince
Of Pescs. From Heaven. where there il
no marrying nor giving in marriage -
(.Thank God for thati' we innocently
murr,r-l swhere the streets are OF
jasper aud the blessed rest. It. is my
pronnzciamentoi And he places i; be-
fore "a Here il is. and we deem il Of
sufficient interest TO our people to give il
Washington. D c. Capitol of the u. S.
A. Jnlv 18th. 1873. I Gent. Samuel Cor
nell Commander in chief OF the U. 5 Ar
my do hereby declare martial Law
thronsb until all national affairs are
pronarlv settled and in accordance with
The Win and wishes Of rational aud Chris
tan usople when all deserving poor men
] VIII be eWpiofFA Nlh paul. stH-i any per
san or persons opposing nay plan of saw
( i,.g the World from being destroyed viii
( bearre.ted aud lried for treason an less
ilev are lunatics If 81 pat them in the
nd house. Thousands OF people have
requested this Of me therefore DO il.
feurs with respect Samuel Cornell
/ PRINCE OF PEAcE. &c. Sc.
Great Gawdl Gou didu mean it r.
efies he otti-s 10 aghast- Is this really
sue p"
Even so" solemnly responds the lit
t'e nan with the large market basket.
Ecu so--aud thai is not all"
Nor all? n'hat then remains. sud
1W4W goiak 20 20 ahoatli
Il VIII tell YOU he says, rubbing
paee OF tobacco over patch in diapi
aalei pair Of trousers aud gnnwing off a
cssls Il will expi>in. have not only
pls.ished this pronunciameuto, bui have
aeilshed il eifeciually. It's result Will
b hat not one single member Of Con
gess will dare 10 return 20 Washington
lhaye also written TO Major Morgan
eset OF police, instructing him TO keep
hls men on the alert. Any man, woman
o. en'td ia Washington, daring TO utter u
"9rd or keep a thonght against my pro.
iect snail be Immediately arrested aud run
A. There must be no diliy-dallying
aoout IT. The times need immediate bu-
slae>s ain no sicueh
rms IS wonderful. Ve start fo.mor
" Wonderful It IS worse than won
derial. 1t is immense.
hat are your plans for the further
anee OF the welfare OF the human spe-
simple and superb. Merely simple
anu more than superb. propose TO build
SIX horse-rnilroad tracks aud one ship
canal across this continent The ship
eanHI IS TO start from Harlem. The horse
railways from Boston. Philadelphia. New
York, Baltimore, Washington and Rich
mond They are to he forty feet wide.
Eiih fruit trees in the center au1 bells
on each tree--though don I care IL hoilers
instead OF bells with men to beat on
hem, as the boiler makers are ont Of
work To finish this it will give The PEG
PIE Of the country work for a thousand
years, and you see we won starve.
Ito" about when you strike the Rocky
Mountains Wiil you luunel2
sad expression came over his face.
Il hadn thought of them he said
''aad [ had set nav heart on
having regular level road like PennSvl-
sania avenue, but reckon I viii have to
t"4Aet Ter the neg uE-theu after
wards we can zig right up and cut clean
throagh'
- VINO viii superintend the work 2"
oh, Viii superiuiend il all, answer
Cd the Prince Of Peace.
You must travel a ereat deal 10 10 it,
Are yen fond OF trevehng?"
Am | fond Of travelling I should
think 50. / can travel -
Then travei-dear friend farewell -"
lie took The hiatt and left. .-You viii
pnhIish my pronuucIameuto p Ne have
done 50.