The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-06-18
MAN
Which 10 Why We Can Always Tell
BIN by Their Grin.

I'm HAvx WAn.~ n,s.
wen
Feiio"-""ce n"n'ef' now DID 20" Pa"
""s II inc P''"A'y' YESTERDAY
Did your 'e''"" -e'''Ze"s 'h'nk ;" u'"c"
oI you inst tney cohciuueu you had oetter
s,av At home?
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Vas they AFRAID YOU would sAcrlhce your
CUISINES 'hsefe>".
DIR work yourseif To death with official
duties?
IeI"aP~ "ey o'" ~" '""' w" ""''"' k"'
s.o.., .,o,,vb "a, carvv ssthiuvsr I'm n barr,,l
IL the sidewalk was paved and bOarded IN
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VII" "A-'N's r"ce e"c" S'"e'
But repu!lics are unyrateful We never
run Tor anything but once.
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we S"s H.
IL was the train.
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Started out alter u ItlSt IA ~ lett the
L. Ill g a.. J..wL..J ,f
"PVt """ e~oS"' """ w '"S VI
the last car Coul,in't get a chance To
climb up an the blasted Thing, ana uare
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""t 'e' x'' :" VIC J''>' ""' =" Wv '" "~'
.lrcd r.voIutio,.S a minute in ID those !eYs Of
ours, anu our teet struck the ssrouhu Soo"t
s. ..,...,, L,,,,l,.J v,,.Is The train WA
once e'e's "'''"'e" "''. A"'
behind ti,n., anil VI. were behini the train
The engineer Seenlri to Know IT,
W. ann. of,
VIC "S'V ~"'S w W.
H., Lot hpv nut AMI Then ptlr ftpt tiItU'
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strike the ground Out ABOUT once III hai'
II
INV.
Still We held On-this time xitii both
hands.
p.. , H.. L., H., mn, so,,.. more
AS ~ " "
AID tue "'esraPh P"'eS '""~e'' "Ne '"'
teeth IN line tooth comb.
Then our ieet never struck The gr"""' III
all. hut our body sto"d out IN a straight
horizonial behind tha; living tram, IKE The
reach pole "t lumber wagon with the
h"rSes running away dow" 'te''P NIL.
Got IN ~" time, though AMI never '""
ior anything since
But, my christian s"rete'd, III tell y""
WI" !" "" =" se' 'e>e' '"" J'H' :"
fore that convention TOMORROW and DEFY
EN-. Talk tn EN- Ike 'ita'ine did !" 'he
iic'ors--y""'re one al the iick-ders- lax
:" EN- 'h'~ way '"N your '''''""' u" '"'
armhoieS oil y"ir vr-'. throw "a' your
chest, an: say, IKE hird:'t
nr. S r,.'. j., v,.,.. tn. ,i..,,, u,v.r....
I.et ,i,a' P'"''ia'n On my r'-i.l ,'g-rr''
" Wa hro,,sht mp ot,rk-nnrir.
,.' n..nT n.''' I.r r, lar r.' lam. ,'"
To taxi ''li With I,...
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T" api~''nt ,r'.,"'"it,," f'Ftttsrh.
Iii -t,II IL, -.-"rn To- h5i NY sense .. wrong,
va" ", M M, NV ~ vs.. ',,'.', ~, is,S
woui,i prls,p~ li:,r I" 'sy u on :' ~ tin ''' H'r
Ii,ni-h.,i. indeed: / 'hsnk you fer it.
a' . ., o. is % ~ nj, 1iIT sl,i. .""r.
Rn' nss nay -~"r't- N, own aud !
I;irmrt :, cn,le,.t my clry rax..~ for ,hi- y',r.
f',', ",. s",' ,5,', S.,. nI,br',i h,-
have within INV i,r,rt'- hor rcII- shut mp.
To- Irsv" va, ~ y"tr l'l, :. ~; .,,',.> HI,
M. ~. nj. .n.l ,,,,I ,,..,;',... =, ,n,,r e,r,
Your ,n-rrl'- rnr".lu;-,rrry; i.ut II h.
par, ." ,"'e'h . hair Of cnt'In'i VII
nIS h ,, .a, t,,,I., ,,,',,' rat Lii.
IN. streets ot rh- hIr. au.I Don ,ou forge, u
k,ni,'s., from Ro'ar. What. 's,n'>,' .',t at ife'
Your or.a.n sri"isr. an ..r"ry Street r"rnrr:
lr.rm., "n cellar door. .us, ,r', linz ,h"n
IT, our uiyss for our winter rls'a a I'll,
L.; hun 'hou In. heal. AMI IN b,ss IL
i'm costs ne icrtv dollars 4:
M,-. in the e.,r;hi'r.krmr,'ll'1: 'ark
Va,, anil ,nr r,nnr1,,';. h,,r ,ir ~, blood
Shall rnen-i its ri,mrt E..k. slaves,
have return ticket m my vest pocket
All, revenge Is sweet.
| Well. honor il the subject of INV story
,;'.f No, =. -. I've =, h. s..h ,h;uo
e' "'' ST.
IL Is smut up III u de1"e" OH pruning "'"ce
six days in week, AMI grind out copy
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