The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-01-31

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legs replied, Ny legs reach The ground
shat Here can yoHrs 30
A friend ia need is a friend
t9 ,esal ta zee while the pocket book
wc4rs ifs present enaeiated appear
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$50 yOuf daughter has married a
rieh husband Well, slowly replied
the hthor, believe she has married q
rich man. bot understand be is a very
poor husband
Boiling bair 10 a solution OF tea
will darkeu il, says an exchange but
some folks don't Ike 10 have their tea
dArkcued IN that way
To win at poker-~eithor hold four
aces Or don't poke a good deal dc.
peuds on good playing, aud good play.
ing depends on a good deal
1t ia now believed that the fixed
STARS were placed 20 far away in order
that The patent medicine man couldn't
get there to paint on the rocks
Pleasure Is manifested in different
ways, but we believe nobody ever
heard a man sing when he had drop.
ped scuttle Of ashes on the back
stairs.
Johnny lost his knife After
searching 10 one pocket aud another
until he bad been through all, without
success, be exclaimed: Oh, dearl /
wish had another pocket it might
be 10 that.
Shoes from human hide are said TO
be tight, though porous. and water
proof The skins OF tramps. book
agents aud lightning.rod peddlers, are
the best.
A farmer was asked why be did
not take the newspaper Because,
said he, my father. when be died, left
NC good many newspapers, aud l
have not read them through yet.
a train on Florida railroad the
other day passed man on horseback,
aud there was great hurrahing among
the passengers until they discovered
that the animal was tied to the fence.
4 western publisher lately gave
notice that he intended to spend fifty
dollars for new head for his paper
The next day one Of bis subscribers
dlopped him the following uote Don't
% il better keep the money and buy
new head tor the editor
Ia'Ie5rni. the prime minister Of
Napoleon was disliked by Madame
de StatI Ia so happened that alley
rand was hne aud madame cross.eyed
Nicotine gac day. madame says; Mon.
sur buw is that poor legy Talley-
rad 4a.ckty replies. Crooked a. goa
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Farmer alter an1iously inspect
ns -unugrr-) What lie they gentle
men Going. MASTER Visitor Sketch
iag Your house lhey are artists. and
nsylp lley will paint It. Farmer:
WrU, J an sure they be quite vel
come Il wants il, aud withdrawing,
Too. mortal bad
country fellow went one night
10 zee his sweetheart. and Tor a long
tmc could think of nothing 10 say. Al
last. snow beginning to fan heavily, he
told her TIA, bis fathers sheep would
Be last Well said she, kindly, taking
him 81 ibe hand, lll take care Of one
NJ them
Ia.y were at dinnef party, aad
De em4rkci that be supposed she was
toad 81 cthBoiogy She said she was,
bai she was not very well. and the
Doctor b4l told her net to cat afy
ibiag iof dessert except oranges
Estry barber Ia Denmark must
ptss St. examination 10 surgery This
good law aad might he adopted
with advantage 10 this county When