The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1878-05-30
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TONER whose big newfoundland was
upssitiag things generally. Muzzliu.
wAs the auswtr
A town okor, who says be knows
how il i bimstif says marriage IL like
a. electric machine Il makes you
dance. BOT you cant let 80.
"A cynical fellow in town growls
out that man isnever SO cmphAlically
embraced ~ tie spirit Of economy as
when the church contribution box
etares him 10 the face
"A little miss In town, who was
spending a few days with farmer
uncle, Waited the barnyard, aud while
looking a, the well fed cows, remarked.
Why, just see all the cows are chew
ing gun, aren't they
a Russian general was Informed
that England could bring eighty thou
sand troops from India to Sight her
battles just about enough for first
class cemetery, rep lied the Russian,
a Nevada man whose wife asked
bin to take her 70 the circus boldly
answered. I've lost four wives al.
ready, aud you're the 9Th. aud aiore
them circus fellows get here I'm going
to chain you up.
"A man WAS recently Knocked
down aud nearly killed ii Massachu-
setls, all for the sum OF one dollar
The timeis slowly but surely approach
ing when even an editor won't be safe.
The editor Of Western paper is
reported 10 have discovered Bible on
his desk the other day He at once
wrote an elaborate review Of il, and
was very much disappointed when the
foreman brought his copy back and
told him il was not new book
The place 10 take time is by the
forelock, we are told ia an old adage,
and we have observed that the same
should be remembered when taking
bold Of humble bees.
Man wastes bis mornings in an
tielpating his afternoons, and wastes
bis afternoons in regrctting his morn
ings.
"A good character ish pretty much
der same TO a man ash goot umbrella.
Ven larg CLOUDS threaten over bis head
ali ho ish got to do vas to hold him up,
aud der storm BASES over, he is none
der verse.
We heard Of Sunday school
scholar who being told how God pun
isbed the Egyptians BY causing The FIRST
born Of each household 10 be killed,
fejoined with, What would God have
done II there had been twins?
p. I. Batuum never felt bad over
any Of bis failures except one. He 81.
Tered ise dollars to get bis woodcut
into Websler's dictionary, and the pub
Il hers scorncd him, though they were
putting III wolves and buzzards for
nothing
Rev Mr. c. Il Stirling, re-
marked 20 one Of bis hearers that be
was abou, to BE- married ior the third
time The reverend gentleman added +:
They ssy. John. you're getting money
with her you did On the last two oc.
casioas youll get quite rich by The
wives. Dear sir quietly responded
John, what vi bringin them IN. and
petua' them out, there's nae maeklc
made o them
Whcn 4 fayorite domestic drama
was brought 90, terrible pause occur
red. On The night of iis production.
after the second act Tie orchestra had
exhausted lie rcperlory, aud still the
cartain remained down Presently a
harsh grating sound was painfully aud.
iiic ifcm behiud the sound q saw
struggling through wood. What is