Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-09-28

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Essy ma kas be . fsss kla. eeatie-
aaa 10 ksG tho tina IL tak0 20 0ske .
third rsse tosfer ov hiase,f
There sre bot very 70 people sho essr
veas out. bat there 10 easy 9nantify %
them Who rust end rot oas-
Yuag mas - down cd ksep gill, ~
oil has plesfy ov ehasoes yet % make .
pAool Of ysrsslf bsiose - de
Ressoa vss gives TO nan for hia guide,
bat be reaches the most ov hiz koskls-
shsns bi gaPeiag and svalIeriag.
IL il not uskcmooa 10 NEST phoiks
vho hss more feligioa, asd even Moral
ity, than they hsv ooomoa sesse.
Mules ore like sum men, after yu hav
studdid them cluss foe yesrs, the best w
kan do il to git a average on them
Psogreshun in the order ov kreashua,
oil things leave the krab) weer made TO
advance forward rather than backward.
Precepts are the experiences Of others.
and are the cheapest and best kind Of
edukashun that hax ever been discovered
yet.
Politeness il a. cheap - kola water.
and he who givs hix brother man drink
ov either twill in no wize loose his re-
ward"
Thare alwuss hsz been, and thare al
wuss will be phools enuf in this world to
support emmy cunningly executed hum
bugg.
How kan you expekt to 6nd two people
in this world who are alike, when ~
kant even find one who il alike haf the
time.
Gamblers and infdels may be very
brave, but they haven't faith enuff in
their profeshuns to teach it to thier
children.
hav allwuss thought it was better for
. man to invest hiz religion in hiz big.
ness rather than his bizzness in his re-
ligion.
hav finally got 90 that the things that
kan prVve tho least, beleave TIE most;
hav been beat oftener bi mi reazon than
hav bi mi faith.
The easyest way to find out WHARF oil
the write wous and honest are, is to 60 in
to . graveyard, and read the epitafis on
the tune stuns;
When I see . married woman with her
hair banged, I am deeply impressed with
that saying ov the divine Sokrates-"the
phools amt all ded yet"
hsv seen pholks who I thought had
too mulch propriety it would be relief
to see them Icy down on the floor, and
roll over, once in while.
Notoriety IL q cheap suckcess, 1t il
like full blown bladder, liable to bust
at emmy minnitt, and hardly possible to
initiate the seckond time.
The 8 hardest things to learn yung
one are to 90 to bed in good seazon, keep
biz noze in good order, and shut door
after him when he goze out.
The man who aaktually knows thing,
and kan tell it in the fuest possible
words, il tho hardest kind ov q man to
beat in kross examinashun.
am no prophet, nor the son ov one,
but I bet this-the man who matches
himself agin the devil at emmy kind ov
game IL going to git beat.
1t il sad refieckshun to me, and haz
kost me sum brine, that in this life,
WHARF hav been the most deceived hav
had the most kon6dence invested.
Guessing and Icing are fust cuzzins.
The man who gifts into the habit ov guess
ing at most things, will soon git in the
habit ov Icing about menny things.
nav uuHily cum 10 tne AOuuiuSnAon
that if I kant prove thing without bet
ting dollars on it, the thing hsz got
dredphull weak spot in it sumwhare.
The smartest aud most lively thing
about man il hiz Conscience. He may
outrage hiz reazon, or even stultify biz
faith, but he kant git the drop on biz
Conscience.
Pashunce and laxyness are sumtimes
COMPOUNDED, and the mistake Is not I'M
natural, for I often hotiss that those who
hav good deal oS either hav fair sup
ply ov the Other.
What little I hav lernt in this life I
hav lsrAt hi keeping both eyes sjsr, and
ears wide awake, and alwuss talking with
every man I met on the subjekt be wax
the vainest ov.
am all hurrah for temprance, but 20
slo on abstinence. Mankind kan b in
duced to Civ up . porshun ov their patral
rights, but when yu ask for the whole
they are sure 10 rebel.
What sett ov vain prophets Ne arei
We don't hesitate 10 tell what kind Nv .
day next Wednesday il Q goiag 30 be.