The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-12-10
SUNBEAMS.
Good lambs never gambol.

gaze -LOp TO IuCIllldIt COuEtonl ls
What sort of dough will make q back
cake "A tornadough.
The language of the suspender is sup |
posed to he: brace up J"
How shonld wife speak to grumbling
husband? "My dear, love you still"
William Penn also remarked that it was
just as easy to love rich girl as poor
one.
They must have had livery stables in
olden times for Elijah went up in chariot
of ire.
Brass is more priced in Africa than gold.
A Chicago drummer would bring $3.50 by
dead weight.
William Tell once asked a pretty Swiss
maiden for kiss. She replied, eyes,
kiss but never Tell"
Young Swell-'I should like to have
my mustache dyed" Polite Barber-"Cer-
tainly; did you bringit with you?"
"After passing somewhat agitated
night the barometer rose this mornin." etc.
-Paris Paper.
The young man who has any prudence
about him will write his love letters in
cypher and forget the key.-Detoat Free
Press.
A grocer advertises in the following
terse manner: "Hams and cigars, smoked
and unsmoked. p Chicago Commercial Ad-
ve,tiser.
We never knew but one man who had
absolute faith in humanity, and he adver-
tised for II lost umbrella in this paper last
week. Camden Post
Adam and Eve only began to live appley
when they got into trouble. le.-Hdwkeye.
They lived cherryly as a pair long before
the apple was mentioned.
"What straits are the most perilous ?"
asked the Sunday school superintendent:
and little boy spoke up promptly,
"'Whisky straights !" and the little boy
right.
A school master thus describes money
lender: "He serves you in the present
tense; he lends in the conditional mood,
keeps you in the subjective, and ruins you
il the future"
An exchange, in moment of rapture,
wants to know 'the difference between a
claret punch and pretty girls lips"
The difference is that the latter don't go
through a straw.
The gang of burglars who worked for
seven straight hours to hammer safe to
pieces to secure fourteen cents, know
something how country minister feels
next day after q donation.
A young man in Orange county, Va, is
said to have visited his sweetheart forty
| times is five weeks, and the old man begins
to wonder where the fellow got his living
| before he met his daughter.
Guests ut hotels in New Jersey are not
| permitted to mash mosquitoes on the walls,
bnt must get em down on the floor and
choke 'em to death and ring for the porter
to draw off the corpse.
When rosy looking girl says the De
troit Free Press, backs up to stranger at 1
country dance and asks him to whack tha
mosquito that is gnawing her between thu
shoulders, it is no time to read up OF
Chesterfield.
An exchange publishes the startling in
formation that there are no reserye
seats in Heaven. Most people woul
e Danish all uneasiness on that accoun
= if they could only make sure of obtain
ing standing room.-Cincinnati Breakta'
: Table.
"Don't you sing, Mr.. Stubbs ?" "We
!. -ah, no-I don't" "But all your peopl
!, do" "Well, you see, I've got not voic
n n like the rest of them. 1t isn't my fault.
4 wasn't consulted. If I'd had voice in th
matter-eh-" (getting mixed)-"Id hav
: had one. Judy.
e The Yonkers Gazette has the following
It -"In the second book of the Bible we rea
that 'Shimrach ran violently forward, fe
IS upon his face and threw dust upon h
n head" Just here the report breaks G
e short. and we are left in painful doubt
J. to whether the ancient Shimrach reache
4 second base or not"
A clergyman who had just performed
q wedding ceremony and was filing out
v blank descriptive of the parties, asked tt
husband what his business was. II am
70 wine merchant and a shoemaker, was Il
- reply. "Yes," chimed in the bride, 9
- you can just set him down as sherry co
~ bler.-E1.
lg A little -year-old was sitting with |
d. mother few days ago, playing at b
Or feet, when suddenly he looked up in
at her face and saids "Mother, do y
az know what. L want to be when grow up
so She shook her head. 'Well when gre
III up 1 want to be one of those men W
cure corns and have their pictures in t
W. paper.
ei- "Ophelia" writes to ask If sacred histo
" mentions card d-playing. Certainly, !
dear, girl. Moses ''led'' for the childr
y of Israel; and, when the latter got to j
m er dan, they ''passed." Solomon "ordel
ke up" the Temple, Balaam held jacl
On and the seven priests before Jerico to
al the city by playing their seven trumps
Ii They were talking about the weight
he different individuals in certain faml
er and the daughters young man, who
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