The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1878-07-06
ODD NOTES.

AS a trick mule Mrs. jerks would nave
been phenomenal success.
Miss Thursby is the most successful de
butante of the season in London.
Dir. Murphy will have charge Of the Ma
tional Temperance Campmeeting to be held
at Round Lake, August &.
Wishing to say something nice, Mrs
Mary Ellen Chase says she doubts not that
there will be three women to one man in
| heaven.
Beer and music will not mix in Bosom
where all attempts to establish such gardens
as are fashionable in most other cities have
failed
England has 900 local societies in con-
nection with the Red Cross OF Geneva.
They enabled Lady Stronghold to establish
six hospitals.
Edison's very, very, very latest invention
is the tasimeter, to measure pressure Ev-
cry young lady should wear one about her
waist, as evidence in suit for breach OF
promisc-LN. Y. Star
Among the Zulus, nation of the Catfres,
according to etiquette, the mother-in-law,
cannot face the son-in-law, but must hide,
or pretend to hide, when she sees him. In
this country the custom is reversed. 1t is
the son-in-law who does the lodging.
1t was mean thing to 90 and publish
the amount Of Bryant's wealth. The idea
of his leaving 100000 has infused a new
vigor into the amatuer poets, and our waste
basket is full to overlowing.-L Boston
Traveller.
Wishing to pay his friend a compliment,
gentleman remarked, Il hear you have a
very industrious wife" "Yes," replied his
friend with melancholy smile, "she's never
idle-shes always finding something for
me to do"
Col. James H. Blood, ex-husband of
Victoria Woodruff has so descended from
his high estate as to be obliged to keep a
cheap restaurant on Coney Island beach.
We may learn from this perhaps that
Blood will not tell Baltimore Gazette.
Abby Sage Richardson seems to be max
ing a success of life at last. She gave
courses of lectures on English literature in
a quiet way last year. and grew in favor
wherever she was heard. Next year she
| will have a wider field. She has a new
lecture, with the title Very Hard Times"
A target which, by means of electricity,
shows instantaneous upon another target
set up at the firing station the exact spot
where bullet strikes, and thus does away
with the necessity of employing marker
to signal the result of each shot, has been
recently perfected, after years of labor, by
Swiss locksmith.- Pail Mall Gazette.
If your minister has bad cough, or APP
pears to be suffering from chronic lasstude
during service, or any other symptoms Of
breaking down, he can be cured by six
months leave of absence and the prompt
application of letter of credit for $1,000
Christian Index.
The New York communists recently pa
radcd with banner saying Bead or Lead"
If that's all they want they can step into
some North River restaurant and get one.
These fellows don't want anything contain
| ing yeast, as that is inclined to work.
Lowell Courier.
The Shah Of Persia sat with MacMahon
at the races at i.ongchamps the other day,
dressed in sober cashmere dressing gown,
slightly embroidered with gold, black
| hat, turn-down collar and simple silk
nccktc The Shah, who probably has i'm
proved in French, spoke frequently with
much animation to the Marshal, the Duchess
of Magenta and Queen Isabella.
Ruskin says; $40 watch corn grow and
| DloOln SCI, W uIaN IlNTu DItdlH bNcT inc
ploughsharc and spade, to read, to think,
to love, to hope, to pray; these are the
things to make man happy" The old man
has done all this except drawing hard breath
over spade, That portion Of the pro-
grammc he leaves for the happiness of
hired men; but he is heavy on watching the
corn grow New York Star
An Austin bachelor, being twittcd by
some Indies and asked how il was he never
married, said; ~ don't know exactly how
ii is, but have always felt an indispositon
to marriage and cant see why it should be,
either, surely don't inherit it, for my
father and mother were both married.
lie actually didn't see the bull he had made
| till his hearers burst out laughing at him.
- Austin Rovlle.
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Dp, plERcEs Golden Medical Discovery
will cure u cough in one.half the time nee
cssary to cure it with any other medicine
and il dots it, not by drying 1t up, but b!
removing the cause, subdung the irrita
ton, and healing the effected parts Sol,
by druggists
/ LErTlE COlEMAN'S LAUNDRY.