The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-03-28

And there sos we'd pledge, though death q '0r1ov
The love Of each should De divine
Tss1 doeesd were Iosne s ma ~, soR
My tate cried out. { may not b.
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HENS come into the world by the
hatchway.-NsD York Gyuphic.
FEBRuARY, March - Camden Post. So
that April May.-Ot Cssy L'eTTscx.
NEVER coufde secret to your rel
atives; blood will tell. Boston Tyduelley.
THE Cincinnati Breakfast Stable is
not one-horse concerns-OI City Der
rick. ass
A RECOGNIZED course Of study at
Observation-Disclosures York COM
nsercial. sse sss zxsa sssE
eHopE,p says an exchange, g Is life
long Lie" Go way, you're bilious
| Nor York Commercial. sssf
WHEN does q man become af.. burn
| ingo poet9 When he's q versifer.-
Neu York Commercial. +: .rs II
THEbald-headed darkey wasnotelected
a member of literary club. because he
was C black bald. ~ HacEeasdcE Republi-
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bump of beneyolence.--.N7o Orleans
p;can,ne, = 3 = Z s. 9
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lfactnyer- ofs eve-c]asses. ! ajfboi5cb his
name Is remarka6Iy significant.-Nec
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GERS in the Russian Army signs his name
with his mark. BE must be asoidier OF
the cross. Neac fors. f1erdta
A SwEDE has invented Q machine
that will knit stockings in one piece"
But almost any person would prefer
stockings in two pieces Worcester Press.
IT is inst as honorable to found q
business successfully on credit, as it is to
hold up the top end of q ladder by
resting it against rainbow. WbitetaH
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WY have fbe funny men Of America
been 50 dull this winterf Answer First
They haven't Answer second-Be-
| cause it's been a nopun winter. Phila-
deiphia Bulletin. -
WE do not think that Solomon, in all
his glory, ever feltso supremely happy
as the man who has lust found fifty
cent scrip in the pocket of an old cast
away vest Turner'S. Falls Reporter.
THE Br;dgenort Standard has an ar
t;cle on C How to Prevent Hard Times p
| We are afraid IL il q little too late to
nrevent ,em. II ought to have been at
tend to several days ago. - DanburyN Nescs.
.yvpy., w.ns,res
,.nbvr from a1, the ,outbrara
Through the open window blows,
With It's prophecies Of jsssamiDe, M
But 4 @ voice s from It I'll Is ssii Calling
" Don't leave Of your winter ciothss'
Through the soitnsss Y ss q the = "a tEopics
And the the bius6ifds S and Il the as psnsies
Their appointed time forget;
Comes @ waning tar ml.n asnnss s1e se2
| =, = - --iSeD York San.
aIs there danger of the supply Of fuel
becoming exhausted ~ asks q scientific
l writer. If he lives in close neighbor-
hood, and don't keep his coal house
4 locked we should think there H.-B Brook
IN. n.,,,oesyrnnt
| 0atte HefnocTut. d.
/ "A GREAT many newspaper men lie
j awake. night after night, mentally de-
i batlng whether tney Will leave tneii
4 property to some charitable institution
Z. srr,and r. the naxf cav for sornethiuo
ol spcnu ~ sAio uS-Ae Nex ~. ~ :
4 with little lemon squeezed ln.--ct. L0uss
Journal.
A MAN actually undertakes 70 TELL us
IN c.,-;bner,s MontfIy a How Matches are
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4 WHEN you catcn an r.nggl,snman s3, sway
from nome WHOM an nIDse..a, over, over
coat, anu a nalu,sasonea las asa Jo4.s :. aaa =
shaving fa;ge v,s Uo,, a bsvs va vonr ave IN man man