The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-07-02
SUNBEAMS.
Mint's meat-Gold and Silver,

is drunk, 10 De sure.
A Wyoming man won $40 in a wager by
eating twenty pigs feet. This was pigs
feat, indeed.
One good mimic, who feels we'll can
break up an entire community provided
with telephones.-N. Y. Telegram.
A Tennessee paper has poem entitled
"Smile Whenever You Can" Tennessee
editors always do.-BOStoa Globe.
Gentlomen's vests are made this season
with handles Onto pull them down, you
know Worcester Press.
A farmer out toward the Ridge, who
bought a kicking COW three weeks ago, al
ready talks of withdrawing from the church.
Rome Sentinel.
Many times, when Washington was sup
posed to be swearing, he was merely allud-
Express.
It is curious that the habits of one peo-
pie are gradually taken up by another
EGchange Ii they were not what would
become of our cast-of clothes?
You soc now how walking mp and down
a restaurant quickly with dishes on your
arms improves the physique. A little, thin,
one-eyed waiter has in London won walk
ing match.
A man that doesn't know anything will
tell it the first time he gets a Chance
Erchunge. Now we suppose you are salts
fed, since chance has favored you-N 7.
NeVs.
When Ebenezer Ward, of Oshkosh, re-
fused to have the ceremony performed his
girl promptly knocked him down-in other
words, she razed her Ebenezer.- Chicago
| Tribune.
"Whats your occupation, Bub ?" asked
visitor at the Capitol of bright boy
whom he met in the corridor. The boy
happened to be a page in the House.
Tam rnnning for Congress, Sin" ne re-
piled.
Mcguire, of Newark, is cool philoso-
pher One morning at eight, he found
fault with the fish cakes, and his wife broke
the dish over his head. Turning to his
| uduSuLeF le Sdlu, lOuI L1OtAC1 SSlC-
| brating our china wedding"
'The girls of our day are very badly
educated, said one of the members of
committee on education to the Bishop OF
| Gloucester. "That cannot be denied" F."
retorted his lordship. However, there is
one consolation, the boys will never find it
out"
A six-year-o]d, who was found putting
himself outside of various good things at a
rapid rate, Just after complaining of inward
gripping, explained to his wondering parent
that he didn't mean to leave any room
for that stomach ache. - N0rWich Butls-
tin.
A student while at college could not
pronounce his RS One day he told his
| professor that the students on the campus
were having WOW. "a what?" asked the
professor "a wiot," said the student.
"a what?' said the professor. "Oh, a
wumpus," he exclaimed, US he sta4ked
away.
A young gentleman of this city was once
teacher of IL Sabbath school class, i'll which
was a bright colored boy. The lesson
was about the beams, ETC., in the eye.
Teacher-'I read here about the mote (ad-
dressing the black boy. DO you know
what a mote isl" John (chucklng)-
'Clar don't, les it's nigSer. ."-RocAeote,
Chronicle.
A sympathetic but irquisitive young
man, who was visiting country prison,
gently asked girl prisoner the cause of
!, her being in such place. "Oh, ," said she,
J with a contemptuous toss of her head. u
stole water mill, and got of safe, but, like
fool, l went back after the stream that
turned it, and was arrested" The sympa.
, thetic young man left Immediately.
What difference it makes in the appear.
ance of things when you come to survey
them from a scientific stand point. MI,
Tyndall says when man commits murder
it is because he hasn't phosphorus enough
in his brain If that's the case, every man
who has blood thirsty feelings should carry
: matches in his ears. .-C -CiAcAnaH Bre0dyuS
Iabte.
They were contributing toward fund
for the extinguishment Of the church debt
the other evening at u meeting of West
: Newark congre CATION IN contribute
500, said one brother. "'Pll go thirty
I better, and make it $780," said another
, brother And then the first contributor
: in the excitement of the moment, said
"Tll cali you; what have you got.
/ Awoman took her little one in her arms
e to hear famous preacher. The loud voic,
!. from the platform awoke the child anC
+ made it cry, and its mother got up and Wal
; leaving the hall when the minister stopped
+ her by saying, "My good woman, don't g
n away; the baby doesn't disturb me-" Il
: isn't for that sir leave, she replied, witt
0 perfect unconsoiousness of sarcasm; iii
; you disturb the baby"
o Now that the Supreme Court has dc
i cided that railway company is r~sponsibl
p if lady lacss herself 30 tightly that sh
e can't move her arms, it follows-of corse
=, does that the women will all be redressin
n themselves under tne new stay law. Con
i ductors should be instructed to inspec