The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-02-26
The yolk and white will all run out
And make Q dreadful mes.


That hens have power TO lay;
To morrOw eGGs may added be
That we're quite fresh to-day.
Oh LET the touch b. very light
That takes them from the key!
There h no hand whore cunning skill
Can mend broken egg.
Az, touch i, ui,h tender touch,
For, till the egg il billed
Who knows but that, unwillinxly
1t may be smashed and spilled?
The winter breeze that 'gainsi it blows
Ought to be stilled and hushed;
For eRxs, like youthful purity,
Are awful when they're squashed.
Well old fellow mud splasher, we're get.
ting kinder dry, aud think rs how this Is
Sunday, We ought 70 sing Psalm on some
thing. How are you on religion! Well
sling you . fes notes-leg,l tenders. Yes,
you bet your life they're tender. All ready!
well-do, re, messing!
The men Who lived before the food
Were made To feel the rod;
They missed the ark, but, like lark,
We're washed straight up To God.
"But Noah, he, because You see,
Much grace to him vas given,
Had yet to toll. and ill the soil,
And work his way to Heaven.
Likewise the filthy Canaanites
To Joshuas sword vas given,
The sun stood still, that he might kill,
And pack them of to lleayvn.
God saw the people we're too bad
To own that fruitful land;
He therefore took the rascaIs up
To dwell At His right hand.
"rhe wicked Jews who did refuse
The Lords commands to do,
Were hurried straight to Heavens gate
BY Titus and his crew.
"There Judas, too, another Jew,
Whom some supposed accurst;
But with cord he beat his Lord,
And got to Heaven first"
allows that for high?
1 tell you, honey, that Atlanta fellows
"Old 81" aint no SLOUGH IL Niger. Just
tASsCu " us
"Well. Pb bin notissin dat de white
foxes, sense de wah, don't hab haf' u much
time for ter work in az day used ter"
"And why!"
"Kase fore de yah de white foxes neb-
Der riz tell de rooster crowed. Nov. wild
60 menny loose niggers in de land, ROSTERS
Is pow'ful skase, an when er white man
rss onder de fusion dat day don't break
tell somethin' holler, he's lierbul ter loose
de ten clock trane ebery day in de
yeahw
And the old man seized the pitcher and
and went for fresh water.
Reader, have you u sister CT . female
relation? And if you have. does she wear
her hair banged? Perhaps you don't know
what changing" the hair means. Here's
another fellow who didn't.
spray how il your daughter, friend Scrog-
gins?
hear that she had quite fall
While dancing the German last evening,
At Montague's reTchsrche ball.
I'm sorry Mis- Laura was injured,
And hope that no serious harm
Will ensue from the fall assure you
Wife and were quite filed with alarm.
"Those dresses with trails are nuisance;
They didn't wear them in our day.
No wonder that accidents happen
With such things to get in ones way.
''When We used to dance my dear Scoegins,
There was no such 'pulibacks' as these
TO mar our delight in the mazy,'
And trip us, pcrchance, on our knees.
"You could balance and 60 down the center,
And dance the Virginia reel,
Without walking half up panier.
With the hustle caught on to your heel.
Mrs Grundy called over this morning,
And said with . smark and . grimace,
That Laura, last night ut the party,
Was horribly banged round the face.
$50 thought I'd come over and ask you
II che was improving to-day;
And il We could be of assistance
In any conceivable way"
Mrs. Grundy BOUNDS, Mr.. Jen-
kins,
Just tell Mrs. g. to be hanged!
There's nothing the matter with Laura:
Twas her hair, not her face, that was
banged"
And now. gay and festive tumble bugs,
sell "pull dewn the blinds, love-" and 60
md look for our1nule that was burned up
n Robbins stable. live can only find one
If his shoes, we'll be happy, for we'll tack
{ on the seat Of our brooches for rood luck,
md sharpen the corks 20 that We can get
cool holt when sliding down hill. Bye
,ye. See that the ERE is all out, and lock
he back door.