Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-07-12

Ind the Prophet Isaiah ever eat 1T II
railroad stations 1t certainly looks So,
for how could he have described it So
literally If he had notg And he shall
snatch on the right hand and he hungry;
and hc shall eat on the len hand, and
they shall not be satisfied. - CoNgsyM.
tiond}iA.
Barber" How long ago did you
have Your hair cutS' Customer
" About three months ago Barber
p" Awful had cut. Who cut itS' Gus
TONER" Nou did" Silence of ten
minutes. Barber (having somewhat
recovered his nerves. 49," sec that Your
chin has been cut hv the last barber
that shaved you " Customer" Yes. !"
Barber" You ought to have built Il
head on him higgcrn n mule" Gus
toner did Barber continued "a
shave with great care 'nknoun ~
chdaa
When night serene snd amornus,
With It's loNcly maonbeams glsmorous,
over earth 10th Wtng
As general thing
The tomCats with rapture Clamornus,
Aud ~ that hour fragrant ChaSto and mutc
We hear the dire heud practising ON his lutte
Exchange,
joe Hooker, 1T tho reception Of the
army Of the Potomac, occupied hig
armchair, having u beautiful girl OF
seven ON his knee, whom he kissed
One of the company remarked to the
child You mustromcmher this. Ten
or fifteen years hence YOU will bo very
proud Of having hccn kissed by Fight
ing Joe Hooker Whercupon the
General wittily retortcd Il should not
mind il either. my dear il you were
ten or fifteen years older now"
'rs sweet WHEN tho rose drops to sleep,
Aud swift to its neat nieS the dove
When the llrSl star from heaven doth peep,
Aud hnSoms nrt thtohhing with love,
10 ST with Your fair onc, who bcnms
With the powerful sweetness uf yOrC,
And glide Into luNclcSt ot dreams,
As she ttchlos your nose with straw
= lRi Oats
At the Congress Bismarck Eli,
yot YOU say, GortshyY Ion don't dinll
rs der Palknns wash dc; natural poun-
dairy of rulcnria anyhow (calls his bull
dogl. Here, Schneider, sick cm
stNhoy Oh, you shnngo your mindt
bout dat, oh Dot sh nll righdt.
Here, Nawcopp, dook Schneider aus in
dor entry ant tie him loose. P'aps
We want HIM again pOoty soon,
The Rcv. penstock, Of the Limo Kiln
Club oilers the following preamble and
resolution: Wharas, de fo'th o July
ginemlly spoken of as de glurus fo'th--
nm about to hurl itself upon dis qmniv-
erous country; Rnd, Whnns, da fo'th
nm II day to be observed by nil true
patriots, an MI good men ann 'spccted
to turn ont an help enforce whoopn'
time; Darforc, resolved, dat dis club
turns out en- mnssy an marches wild do
patriots from de place O bognnin' to
de place o endin'. stoppin ut de usual
crossin's on de 0ny to take on some
lemonade Detroit Free Press
The jokcr4 who included II piece Of
stained brick among the geological
specimens which they placcd upon
the desk Of the professor ns objects
worthy Of his explanatory remarks, re-
ceived tho following reward: Taking up
one Of the specimens, he said: This is
IL specimen Of baryta from the Cheshire
mines. This" holding llp another, "i is
II piece Of fcldspar from tho Portland
qiarrcs. And this." coming to the
brick, dis u piece of impndcnce from
some member of the class.
There were five Of them, and they
had assembled in cigar store near
capitol hotel. The subject was in re-
gard TO horse racing. Said hack
driver who was present, :" Talk about
your fast time. Why, I've seen horse
trot mile III 100" lmpossiblel
SAID the cigar store proprietor. II
can't be donel The best time | ever
heard of was 2.14l." Sid the hack
man, "PlI bet you five dollars ! can
prove what say" Taken by the ci-
gar man, coin put up, and n referee
chosen. In drawing voice the hack
man explained TO the man of cigars,
"Don't you know, you idiot, that $l.9O
is two minutes and thirty seconds I"
Tuning to the stakeholder the tobacco
mist then said "Give him the money;
its worth five dollars to know what II
fool nm. w. Sacramento Bee
Factory Facts.