The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1878-04-19
WHAT THE WITS SAY.

a cigar Nghter-Ihe Pox from which y(
took one.-Nsao York Commercial,
Bob Ingorsolps personal appearance
neat, but not God-dy.-Chtcago Tribune.
schurz's fayorite song: "Woodmal
spare that tree. = Ciacinnati Comnsereta
Exchanges will continue to wear :wra]
pers with paste ornaments.-gtice, Obse
, GER. -.-.-...'.. -.s..,-, -. IS
A dull razor and returned California
are always well strapped. d.-Neso York He
aid. .l
We would like to ask Mr., Beeehee if b
thinks there is no Pittsburgh 9-0a CT.
Derrick. .-.. &.
Here and there, for wipe off your chi
is heard, plug up your phonograph.-Rscl
ester Chronicle. 49, =. !.
Some men are born great, some has
greatness thrust upon them, and some ar
natives Of Ohio. .-Courier Journal.
"Phew-a-phoo, phieu-a-phieugh, fhoo-a
feW-felu-," that Is the way few, Of 20,
begin to whistle the Marseiilaise Hymn
N. 7. Herald. .-.- .--
Mr.. Durney has worked in the Detroi
Free Press Office for twenty-five years
Durney-tion long sit" for one man.
Fayette, Ohio. Record. .-..ge..-. q
We saw young man with oheads OF
his shoulders the other day, but didn't con
slider it much of a curiosity. One belonged
to his girl.-Berkshire Courier. ..t
News comes from Paris that last Springs
bOnaets are to be made over for The present
season. We regret this exceedingly; but
the fashions must be observed.-Bafalo
Press.
A Delaware church purchased 81 cuspa-
dors.-Er. As Shakespeare says: "'Tis
true, tits spitty. Spitty tits, tits true" Ex-
psctorations in that church. -PAiIadelphio
Bulletin. . s......
Edward-YOu are mistaken, the silver
dollar you send us with the request that we
exchange it for good one at the bank, is
not gnawed and defaced by rats. That is
the new gn.-Bursington Havkeye.
The Chicago Journal is afraid that Mrs.
Gaines will lay claim to the choicest parts
of the New Jerusalem when she dies.
Still that could by no possibility interfere
with the Journal mans future homestead.
A stranger who was about to p urchase .
building Tot IN Danbtiry, wanted the the deed
made out SO as to protect him against any
future action by Mrs. Gaines, of Louisiana.
-Da1burg Nesos.
It costs just six cents to paste printed
slip On a postal card and send it through
the mails. The sender contributes one
cent and the receiver the other five, figures
the Rochester Democrat. ~-''-.
o. o. Howard addressed Sunday-school
at East Orange. N. ]. last Sunday and will
lecture on the Nez Perces Indians at Boston
shortly. Yet what does Howard know
about that tribe? He never saw any of them.
Free Press. Fl s s..rs ..+..
They are going to have an artificial
Niagara Falls at the Paris Exhibition but
unless an American is charged fifteen dol
Jars for looking at it, and has his pocket
picked by hackman, he will fail to recog-
nize lt.-NorristoUn Herald. It'd
Some school girls in Pennsylvania were
by rattlesnakes and frightened
them away by Haunting theirred petticoat.
Dear, dear why didn't Eve think of that ?
Buffalo Espress Perhans she did poor
yirl-and found it impracticable.- - Worces-
ter Press.
TWENTY IMPoL1TE THINGs.-1. Loud
and bo;sterous laughing.
2. Reading when others are talking.
8. Talking when others are talking.
4. Cutting finger nails in company.
5. Joking others in company.
s, Gazing rudely at strangers.
z. Leaving stranger without seat
8. Making yourself hero of your own
story.
9. Reading aloud in company without
being asked.
10. Splitting about the house, smoking
Or chewing.
II. Leaving church before worship is
closed.
10. Whispering or laughing in the house
Of God. E.
Is. A want of reverence and respect for
seniors.
IA. Correcting older persons than your
self. especially parents.
Is. Receiving present without an ex-
preston of gratitude.
16. Not listening to what one is saying in
IL. Commencing to eat as soon as you get
20 the table.
IS. Answering questions that have been
put to others.
10. Commencing talking before others
nave finished speaking.
90. Laughing at the mistakes Of others.