The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-10-31

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the hairs on his head do, 1t shows which mart Of
him does the most work.
Edison didn't discover anything yesterday, and
bis neighboB at Menlo Park shake their heads
and say he isn't the man he once was
There was a reunion OF the Soldiers ASgoeis.-
tlon OF Holmes county at MIllersburgh on Fhdsy.
lhere were large number in attendance
A very fat man sent an order to the ofioe fer
TWO seats In the coach for himself. The clerk en-
gagged him one seat outside and the other In 4,
side.
chicago clergyman has patented new Lords
Prayer for cold rooms 1t Is seven words long.
chicago is the place which was twice burnt M by
hre' II is working for third term.
The impecunious lover, waking Up in the au
tumn night, now joyOusly says "Lite is real. life
IS earnest, lisa little too early for oysters and
little too late for cream"
There are in New York aud Brooklyn 500
young white women married to negroes. Proba-
oly they don't take stock In anything unlesa iPq
In black and white.
When statistics show that pig can live thIr-
teen days without food or drink farmers ara
foolish to feed them so Often Detroit Fyse Preor
Yes sir It's pig blunder.
"Tramps, leave vigIlanceI small.po!atO dar.
Keys gilt" is posted in red letters about the hieh
places OF Mount Vernon, the Indiana town WhSrs
Judge Lynch reigned so terribly last week,
Chicago has girl that barks like dog, and
Racine Wis, has ditto that news like oat. II
we hadn't sworn off lying when we were Eou
years old Norrstown should have a girl that
neighs like horse.-NorristowH Herald.
Dean Stanley was surprised yesterday, at ths
station by lean person with a tuft of red chin
Whiskers putting his head In at the car window
and shouting, "Hello, stanleyl HoorsWl Hov's
Afriky T'-GraphiC.
At the Minnesota Fair there was bull on Hxbg.
bition that the President particularly admiral
and when he looked at the tag round the buIvS
neck he found 1t was a namesake The b1U'-
name was "0ld Fraud"
About that Demogreenic Cratback State Ticket
now which is the dog and which ia the tai
Ana will the tail wag the dog or will the dog was
lhe TAIL or will they wag each otherY chrome
lor the first correct sOlution.-H HdaCkeye.
One Of the greatest needs of this country ia a
vest pocket deep enough to take in the whole
length of the extra cigar, so man can looL b,-
,eIlow square In the face and say, mo, I'm sorry.
on' Inis Is the last, aud have already had Il IN
my mouth"
San Francisco paper says that the conyIets 4,
the State prison have contributed mora to tho 70
lief ofthe yellow fever sufferers than the gtats
oncerf at sacramento; the neWsboys more than
the railway officials, and the theatres more than
the churches.
sINGULAR-A man on ArbOr Hill last evening
aimed gun at his little son, beautiful creature
with golden hair to his waist and playfully
threatened to shoot him. The gun turned out to
DO unloaded 1t will be placed in the State
Library as the only weapon Of the kind known 70
American gunnery,
Lord Duterin may be q temperance man. sAyH
the New York Commercial but he always catrieg
glass in his eye. Which Is proof that he is q
temperate man, sir. The glass Of the intemper-
ate is always carried In the stomach -Bu6dlO R1-
press That's why they take a little wine for
because there's pane In the stOmaoh.-GrgD Ne
A queer sort Of a craze is striking Pittsburgh
The German Liquor Association there have
brought suit against twenty-five horse car drivers
because they work on Sunday. The dealers are
about to go further and sue the door.keepers ana
ticketSelers at the Apostle Murphy meeting In
Lafayette Hall on Sunday nights. What's sauce
for the goose is sauce for the gander they argue.
| In the Jewish Times we find the following. 'se.
riously, we believe that Nine Modjeska is Jew
ess. Miss Rose Eytinge certainly is. Edwin
Booth Ia Of TeWigh ana 90 10 7 o,to. NJ
| lack, ss he himself admits No one doubts that
Rachel was JeWess, nor that Bogumil Davidson
was of Jewish birth Mile Schneider, the favoritS
Interpreter of her corellgionist Ofenbach, is Of
course Jewess and Levinsky, the leading actor
OF the Vienna Burgh Theatre, is, as his name In
dicates, also one of the chosen people,"
A drunken, staggering country girl wss seen on
our streets yesterday.
~ She was tall, she was spare,
And she parted her hair
Like the rest of her sex in the middle
She was young, she was bold,
And the truth must be told
She was drunk-tChV she drank is a riddle.
This young lady is warned
That If e'er she's found oorned
In the streets of our city again,
We-we-we'll not punish her with any poetry.
but just have her fined S. and costs and lmpCls.
oned FIVE days on bread and water
The lighting Of East Liverpool, Ohio, with ma
tural gas from wells has been often briefly men,
toned, The fact is, that the plan has been for
many years in successful operation. The gas
comes continuously and in large quantity from
several deep wells, and is available not only for
light but for heat. For lighttt requires no pro.
paration, but burns readily with great illuminat
ing power. The flames in the street lamps srenot
put outin the daytime because that would cost
something, and the gas does not Pipes carry the
gas into CRATES and stoves, where II is used for
heating and cooking, The FIRST gas well was open
cd twenty wears apO and ita annnlv IA nof vaA n,