The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1878-07-23
Massey.

he Becomes q Communist, but
Circumstances Impei . Change
OF Heart-The Disastrous Re-
suit. 90
i CoxTKpR1r < RoAps !
(Which Il in the State Of RentuckyD 7
Jooly Is, 1873. }
Despite our recent disastrous tIilyoor
to become conmoonish We Determined
to Try it again. E. there amt nothing In
our haads, e1 Blscom and Pollock hsy
everything that Il Nv yalyoo, in this
vicinity, we eoodsnt Seo where We shood
losO anything anyhow, BY in,iStin onto q
fair divide With 4 view nv tskin . moo
start. Alter all, communism Is the prop
er poshun. Wat diffrsnes does It make
to me that Pollock work, and don'tl
Pollock likes to work and don't. Am
/ to blame for not liking to work. l
am e. nacher made me, and I must live.
There be Is eI be Il, and be can't git any.
thing more than livin' out wit. There
fore II 10 bis dooty to accommodate snuf
for hissslf and me, and il be refooses to
do it, It sE my dooty, eIa citizen, TO COM
pei him.
Issaker M'Peltsr, the Deekin and my.
self thought the matter all over and de-
termined 70 stand no more nonsense from
them fellows, but to take with the strong
hand all that which they bed 90 long de-
frauded rs nv. We determined 10 rise
In our mite, and Wrest from them despoil-
eu the property they bed eontriyed TO
filch from "a. And every man Nv "a
rolled over and got up, and called 4 labor
meeting
WI. maxim the speech Nv the mite.
Il wuI gorgeous effort. vuE in the
middle nv Il. I HuE shown that all pro-
perry wuI robbery, and that IN troo re-
public one man shoodeut hey any more
than another man. / WIZ demonstratin
the absurdity Nv permittin one man 70
hey hoardid up that wich he coodent
yoese, when others, made in the same i'm.
age, WuI 4 hupgerin and thirstin. !
Euz demonstrating the necessity nv
ekai division Nv all property, real and
personal, with laws perhibitin aeeoomoo-
lAshen BY heyin dIvishen every Fourth
nv Jooly, when boy entered the meetin-
house, with telegram for me. II wur
breef, and to the pint:
SAINTS REsr, Moo Jersey, Jooly 10.
Petroleum V. Nasty, cOnfsdrit x Roads,
KY:
Yoor aunt Mehitable died Yesterday,
and made 700 her heir. The estate Is
with suthin over $4,000. Write how
700 want 1t.
SMITH & sLocuM, Attorneys.
Iseed lite. Towunst my feelings ex-
perieneed 4 revision. l he'd sudden
change nv hart. I felt = horror At the
leyelin doctrines nv commoonism. The
idea Nv divideu up property become 70
me toWunst the most repulsiye thing in
the world. $4,000 Is 81 900 yeer-and
four thousand q yeer means comfort and
elegance for me. Wat good wood 1t do
10 divide Il up, and besides found 4
doubt ez to whether man wuz ever en-.
titled TO anything more than he really
amasses BY honest industry, or possibly
iuherits. ! can't see that Ii IL wrong TO
live by the honest SWEET nv an aunts eye
brow. Atall events, ! declined 70 60 on
with my speech, and Joe Bigler insisted
that ! shood. IrefooEed and declined to
give any reason for it, and denounced EN-
all as set Nv agrarian Jewelers.. de-
nounst Commoonism e. robbery, and in
sisted that every man he'd AZ indeteesible
rite TO wat Wuz his'n, and that nothin
Good indoose me 10 Join my forchoons TO
a principle so utterly repugnant tol the
idee Nv civiliElshun.
Then Joe Bigler aud Pollock, iollered
BY the enraged citizens, pounced upon
me, and Joseph tore from my grasp the
telegram and red it 10 the populis. 1t
WuI enuff. A party nv EN- Wantid to
tear me lin from lin, for vat they Wuz
pleased 10 call my base desershun nv a
great cor, but The counsils Nv the older
and wiser prevailed.
"Let him up" sed the good Deekin
PogrAm. "Let him up; he her money,
and CommoOnism shel Be- enforced all The
same. WILL BoKRER Nv Hnf, wieh will
be the same ez tho he made diyy all to
wunst."
And go / wuE released, and went my
way, feeling considerably elatid. No more
work for me. Hepceforth my days wui
TO be pleasure and my nites delites. With
$4,000 I Good snap my fingers at the
world and live ez l choose.
Blscom had lent me the money to per-
coed to Wunst TO Saints Rest 10 secoor
my patermony, and I he'd borrered
pare nv boots nv the Deekin, and an ex-
ira shirt nv Issaker. All wuI in radinis
and the mule was at Bascom's door, when
the dred intelligence reached me that
Their wuIn't nothing in II. It bed all bin
put up by Bigler and Pollock to zee ef !
wood change on the very platform. They
he'd writ the dispatch and sent Il, and
hired the mail boy to hand 1t 70 me. B.s.
com pouneed onto me for the money be
had TENT me, and InAker and the Deekin
wanted their property. ! WIZ stript on
the spot and left helpless.
There isn't any humanity in man. !
shsl be Commoonist yit, and bloody
one. Il is gsttin TO Be question nv
Twin.
wur crooel in them fellows TO de.
ceiye me 20, tho after all I hev no reason
10 eomplane. Bsscom to consulate = man
Nv so much capitle kept me full all mite.
PATRoLEuM V. Massey, P. N,
Conservative al nreaent