The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1878-02-08
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old saint OF the editorial persuasion
$ -[Chicago Times.
According to Seneca, a great for
!, tune is a great slavery. If that il
so there is more freedom in this coun
| try than there was five years ago.
-[Courier Journal,
Sam Bard may have killed q good
many newspapers, but lei US CRATE
fully remember that he has never
tried TO be all that his name implies.
-[Pensacola Herald.
There has been so much rain in
Southern Iowa this winter that the
conductors of the B, and NJ. freight
trains take rank with rear admiraIs.
-keokuk Constitution.
Patterson says, | can lie here (h's
bed) and draw my $13 a dag. Yes
and in The senate, he can lie there
ard draw exactly the same amount.
i Washington Republican.
In spite of the numerouse expedi
tons that have been set on foot
during the past century We don't
Noahs much about arklic explora-
tons as the ancients did.-LHeralds
and Plesbyter.
Beecher never attended a horse
race Breakfast Table. Well, what
Of it? Would you kill this excellent
man with overwork? Do you in
sist on his doing everything
Christian Union.
With four metallic qualifications q
nan may feel pretty certain of
worldly success. They are gold in
his pocket, silver in his tongue, brass
in his face. and iron in his heart.
Courier Journal.
New York Sun: What can the
banks do? 1t would seem that, as q
general thing, the banks up your
way can do their creditors and de-
positors with more facility than
ANYTHING else. II Chicago Tribune.
The stranger in Poughkeepsie
he hears the sound of the
trip hammer, whereas the sound is
only the familiar thud produced by
he Vassar college cooks. in turning
over buckwheat cakeS.-- ter
Democrat.
When Mrs. Hayes has her recep-
ions she wears black silk and a
pretty constant smile, and she be,
' ltchingly murmurs your name as
you were an angel or d second
ousin come 10 stay all winter.
= Washington Republican.
The Globe Democrat man has
'lunged into the theological con-
rover,y, and says he doesn't believe
Il the-thc-e2-the-by George,
oys, what is the pumbCr of the
Commandments that says, Thou shalt
OF s;eal?-[Oshkosh Christian Adj
ocate.
Conkling is knocking at the door
I the paragrf phic association. He
ron0unces Evarts Eve arts, thus
the wicked mother of the /
ace and the secretary Of state a
at the same tim". No doubt,
=, he drops the A when he speaks
f Adam l1ayes.-LN. Y. Ob.erser.
Boqnct5 lave their personalities. A
Ii A. Cinth welded to Chrissy
I'M the mum, might be happy
he would never say B'gone. you'll
Ter few shy as would be enough 10 Al
axe him mind his as, particularly a a
be were a sensitive plant.-TN. Y. SC
commercial Advertiser. NJ
The following message recently
'ssed through Chicago Office: | g
Mt YOU, one year ago tO,hight.
81. Ilyou have moi had it long Iii
please keep 1t a little lon
er. 10 this delicate hint this an> by
yer was retained: Had forgotten II
and hoped YOU had. Let her run rc
Chicago Inter> 10
cean. re
We don't know, NOBODY knows, Ri
nat BostoGi:Dism is, But it seems
us down this way as though. it wi
q fellow in a fog, who be. sp
we he has a call to halo. and who
inks 1t is no matter what he hol. pc
IS, so be il he makes noise enough ah,
disturb sensible people, and who ter
Hers not because he wants to get an
t OF the fog, but to sho " that he cia
there.-LBoston Pest. wi
You doan' nebber hear O fnobody pig
ling on me, does you? Not as | all
member on. In course you doan. In
by? Cause | has bin right down ,
C IN business principles ebber vat
ce the crash of 81. Now, Mister fou
bite. look me in de eye while | ant an
you dat de proper way is to keep RAJ
ar eyes rolling around de business b boo
rizon. Ii YOU owes d firm and dat l
n is shaky, doan pay de debt, bit S %sl
ittill dey tail. Ii a firm is shekv afte
owes you. sit on de doah step S S.re
you get de money. Now GO 0
g wild your whitevash.--[At \, ~
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