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Salt River herald., 1878-10-12
WEEKLY BULLETIN

Contains all the Sin Francisco. State and Cnast News ut th= week. while i:s extensive currcsrsoudrtlce ;ti voiuminuus iispatrhes keep it- leaders advised of ali important events of the wur'1- gL- MERCHANT. the MINER. t!s MECHANIC. and tie FARMER otBnot af- irri to hc without if its Financial articles Min iu.. s;ars and Market rrpnrts are aecur.lfr- and i.s A agricultural Department is made au i1npor- ant feature. Single subscription, 8 ger year six rus.tls : ..1. Cuts cf fen more, Go one ad ,]r,-s,. S ili l,, furnished at sa ss per Py pei :-..,r aud o=c crly ifee ~ tee l.-i'y getting ul | |. Eluk.
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SurinsOnS.

IT tic District Court Second Jn,li cial District in the County oe Maricopa, Territory of Ari- zoua
 SAMUEL LOCKE.
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&T--1TDES.

In tl'e District Court, Second Judicial Dfstrirl in iA9 County ut Naricopa, Territory of ArIzcna j. E. HITCHCOCK l.
 Dioi,.in
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SEASONED LUMBER

i5SS Particular attention given to orders for CLEAR LUMBER, and bills will be iiled with dsratch. N. D. CAMPBELL. Manager.
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Against

D. HOAG and GEORGE R. KIM BALL, partners doing business nader 1 the finn nam and siyic of the ABiZO- i
 NA MINING AND SIMPLIFYING | WORKS COMPANY.
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LEGAL.
EE-nHlnnH.

T. District Court Second Judicial District, in ths County or Maricepa, Territory oi Ari- zona.
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Summons.

In ;iIc District Court, Soeona Judicial District iA the County of NaTisoul Territory of Arizona MARTIN N. BRkNAN
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LEGAL.
SEIE9Iona.

In District Court. Second Judicial Dfs.rici. in ihe County of Maricopa, Territory ol Arizona.
 MIGUEL l.. PERALTA
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Globe City has now but one paper mail in five weeks. This month they are to have three q week.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
The PennilesS Man.

Blessed is the man who is pcnniless,
for he is never stricken-for a dollar.
The deadhead annnoyeth him not, neither
is he pursued by the book agent. He is
not grasped by the lightning-rod seller.
The lunch fiend turneth away FROM him.
The trinket vender passeth him by. He
is not asked to invest in church Lotteries.
He hath no friends to "treat;" he is poor
and hath no enimies. When he riseth in
the morning his stomach is not rebellious
from overfeeding, neither does he clipk
and say, "How shall I get rid of these
dimes2" When he eateth he is not vexed
by a multitude Of dishes. His lands will
never take unto them wings, neither will
the fire devour his water lots.
He is not perplexed about taxes, neither
eareth he for the rise in lumber. He
hath no ties for money, therefore, ca,eth
not to demonetize; nevertheless q dime
will he not refuse, nor turn away from
five-center. Yea, gerkin will he relish,
and storm the outworks of steelclad
biscuit. He loveth none but himself: he
is selfish; yea, fond of fish, clans and
chowder, oysters raw and HOLSTERS in
vinegar will he not despisv. He maketh
his lair in harroom; he squatteth on 4
key while it is day, and sleepcth in a
barrel at night. Where scent Of whisky
is, there he il found; he snuffeth the
lunch with frenzy, and crieth ha! ha!
1t the chink of glasses. He iyeth like a
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
Lost Her Head.

A Boston letter says: Every one knows
that among all the rest of our schools for
women, there are ample means now for a
woman who seeks to become a physician
to make herself familiar with all the
principles of practice and all the secrets
of medicine and surgery. A young
student who has pursued her studies up
to certain point in another city came to
Boston last winter and proceeded to visit
a certain dissecting room to which she
had been invited. Mounting the stairs,
she at last comes to the landing, from
which opens the apartment where the
wonders OF the human frame are, materi-
ally all found out. Waiting to catch her
breath. perhaps TO catch her courage, she
ovt rhears the following from the physi.
clan in attendance upon the class: "There
are not enough heads to 60 round. Some
Of you must choose something else.' The
listener turned pale and leaned against
the wall. She thought che wouldn't pay
her visit that day. She thought size
would 60 home and perhaps study little
further and approach: the oissecting room
a little more gradually As she turned to
carry this resolution into effect, sic met
the janitor of the building, whv was esi.
IDENTIFY, familiar with visitors and students
in this stage and state of mind, for he
said, encouragingly, III you'll wait q
minute, miss, you'll be all right. Most
of 'em feels this way at the first start"
But "miss" didn't wait that day.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
The Kiss Of Peace.

Fishwives and Other market women
have long enjoyed = reputation for tru-
culence of speech and manner, not only
in England, but in most parts of the
world. A Russian Colonel, who has late
~ been appointed Chief Police Master of
one OF the most popular towns of the Bal
tic Provinces, has hit upon a novel but
truly Oriental plan for the civilization Of
these charitable danes. He knew that
preaching a moral hom,ly would be of no
use whatever where the hearers were two
women who were crlrsing one another at
the rate of 12O words . minute, who we've
only prevented from tearing one another's
faces by the strong arm Of the police
"You must be locked up in one and the
same cell until you have kissed each 9TH
err This was invariably the sentence
of the new Magistrate in every case Of
female brawl which was brought before
him.
He knew very we'll that although kiss
Ing one another is "a habit. with male
Russians, it is not much in use with the
women OF Muscovy, least Of ell with
dshwives. The excited ladies were hur
ried of, rallied for a time louder than
ever, protested that they would die soon
er than give this humiliating sign of re-
Cancellation, and then, after few hours
confinement, called the: gaoler, and in
formed him that they had "kissed."
AS the c6nciliatory act was effected in
the dark, tor the sake IF procuring liberty,
ana without the presences Of witnesses,
the fishwives were informed that they
must repeat the kiss publicly in the
open market-place. A small
line was the taken from each, and thew
marched out into the mercantile areopa.
gus, and were then compelled, in the
midst OF their sisters in trade, to kiss
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
Little lmpatisnce.

It take 90 many hours to make dayl
It takes so many days to make year!
My seventh birthday seems SO far away,
And yet my eighth, they say, Is nowhere
Tho robins nest out in the cherry-tree
Held four young blrds.-naked, and weak
month ago!-so fast they grew, you see,
There's not a robin In the nest at all!
They flew, full grown!-and Pm no bigger now
Than when the nest was built that one can
sec.
How robins grow so fast, and girls SO slow,
Is very strange indeed, it seems to me.
I wonder how 'twould seem to be seventeen,
And wear long dresses like my Cousin Sue.
She has a watch.-the prettiest ever seen,
And winds it all herself AS should do.
s'pose shall be married too, some day,
As mamma was. I've seen her veil and
dress;
They're in the bureau draw, laid away,
She's saving them for me to wear, guess
wonder who I'll have! Not Cousin Joe!
Nor teasing Clare! Maybe my Uncle Tim !!
My papa the incest man Iknow;
But mammals very sure she can't spare him!
Joy Allison.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
A City i'll Two states.

A correspondent writes from Bristol to
the Philadelphia Press: This is perhaps
the only city in the world that has two
mayors and two city governments, police,
ETC., and Is taxed in TWO states. The line
between Tennessee and Virginia is the
centre of Main street, and it gives rise
to many funny scenes; as, for example,
the runaway couple need no coach and
four, but, arm in arm, step across Main
street and are welded. The fugitive
commits a crime in Virginia, goes to the
payment on the other side of the street,
and talks defiantly to the officer on the
opposite side, who has warrant for his
arrest. A misstep or too bold DISPOSE
ton will sometimes, however, bring him
to grief. Several instances have occurred
of fugitive being hustled across the
line by party prepared, while in the act
OF holding such conversation, and they
tell of a man who detiantly perched him
self on a pile of store boxes within six
feet OF the line, jeering at the officers on
the other side, but, unfortunately for
him, law abiding citizens tilted the boxes
and when he reached the ground he was
in another state.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
Not 4 Case Of Suicide.

There was picnic in Eby's Grove,
near Dayton, Ohio, one day recently.
Some of the young men wandered down
the river. In secluded nook they dis
covered pile Of female clothing, they
looked into the river for signs of life Or
death but saw nothing. A newspaper
reporter of the party took down all the
surroundings, rummaged among the
clothes, and found there were several sets
or suits of them, little and big. In one
of the pockets a love letter was found,
written by Hal to Julia. The clothing
was tenderly bundled up and taken to
the picnic camp, stuffed und # buggy
seat, and the party started home feeling
very sad. 1t did not occur to them at
once that it was little strange a young
woman and two or three little girls
should commit suicide all at once. 1t
was perhaps Julia and her little sisters
who had thus plunged into eternity. 1t
was very sad case all agreed disap-
pointed love perhaps-and on the theory
of suicide the love letter would be a
good thing for the account. The clothes
were taken to the police office. The re-
porter was satisfied that he had a good
thing. The account was read evidently,
for early in the morning an angry father
came raging into the police quarters de-
handing the clothes. His daughter had
taken walk on the river bank with two
or three little neighbor girls, and the
place being secluded and the temperature
warm, and the water inviting, they con-
cluded to take bath. Soon they heard
voices in the woods, and hid themselves
in the bushes. They huddled together
as quiet as mice until the intruding
young men had come and gone-gone
with their clothes. The only thing they
could do was to remain quietly where
they we're until after dark and then steal
to their homes in the kindly shadows of
night.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
Exciting Scene in q Church,

Yesterday morning scene occurred in
one OF our uptown churches which was
out of the usual order of exercises. anu
which for time caused no little excite
ment. The congregation had gathered,
and the opening services had been held
as usual. and as the pastor arose and an
nounced his text, well-dressed, fine.
looking MAN: a stranger to the cengrega-
ton, quietly walked up the middle aisle,
and, ascending the pulpit, notified the
astonished divine that he felt called upon
to do the preaching on the occasion. The
action was done so quietly that nono of
the congregation, although the proceed
lngs was so unusual saw fit to interfere.
and it was not until after the services
that they were made aware of the CONVEX
satlon between the pastor and the stranq-
er. The former calmly requested the
stranger to be seated until he had deliv-
cred his message, when they would dis
cuss the matter, when the latter quietly
did so, and during the sermon never
moved from his position. As the minis
ter proceeded to deliver an eloquent SER
mon on the power Of sin over mankind,
".N eAAS winnings u du awakened con-
science, the stranger became visibly
affected, and throug hout his emotion
was literal illustration of the words of
the minister. After the close of the ser.
vices the stranger, with tears in his eyes,
begged the minister's pardon for his
strange proceedings, and stated that he
had been up all the previous night with q
man who was sick, and as no came to
church he was seized with an irresistible
impulse to do as he did. He had been a
drinking man, but for three months had
not touched a drop Of anything strong.
He earnestly begged permission to make
an apology to the congregation for his
strange behavior and said it was the most
humiliating thing he had ever done. The
occurrence created quite an excitement
Of quiet nature, especially among the
female portion of the congregation, and
the pastor was compiimented on his
nerve in preaching with his usual force
with an apparently insane man seated be-
hind him.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08

Fishes are found in very curious places,
where they are in no DANCE, from bows
with rod and line. They live in great
numbers in lakes in the Mammoth
Cave, in Kentucky; and, as no light ever
reaches them, they are without eyes. In
other caves, however, in similar dark
ness, they have very good eyes, though
have no occasion to use them. In Dor.
ing for artesian wells in the great Desert
of Sahara, the engineers struck stream
flowing hundreds of feet under ground,
and the stream was full of fishes, as per-
fectly formed every way as fish in COM
mon rivers or lakes.
But the most extraordinary place t.,
find fishes is in volcano. Fire and wa
ter don't mix very readily; but somehow
fishes get into volcanic crater, and cone
out of it very rapidly, without swim
ming or leaping. Two hundred or more
years ago the volcano 1mbavura, a peak
of the Andes, burst out with a violent
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
Hew Not Bore.

None of the books ct etiquette that we
have yet read give prescriptions which
will cure the tendency which most of US
have to bore other people. The reason
is that none of Us suspects he is CT can
be bore under any possible combine
ton Of circumstances. The supposition
is 80 wild and absurd a. to be discounte.
nanced at once. And yet SO often are we
bored by other people that it would only
be reasonable tor US to conclude that We
too might sometimes place ourselves in
the same unenvlable light. To know
when to come and when to 20, when to
be silent and when to speak, what to say
and how to say it, to be properly aware
how to express those thousand little tones
and acts which endear one, it is difficult
to explain precisely how, is either nat
ural gift or an art obtainable after long
years of training. Yet he who is not
master Of these things will run the risk
some time or other Of being considered a
nuisance. We all ought to learn how not
to bore. We owe it to our neighbors as we'll
as to ourselves. 1t lie knowledge we exact
from them. If they do not betray it we
feel personally aggrieved and are apt to
consider them, for time, our enemies.
One certain way Of not boring is never
to give people to much Of our company
This is a rule difficult to observe. There
are times when we are too ready to believe
that our friends want US more than they
really do. We take their protcstations
literally, and when they say they could
live with us for ever and day, We posi-
lively give them the day. This is a great
mistake. Probably six hours of the day
would have been quite sufficient. But We
are unwilling to believe that our fascina-
tons are so weak as not to stand q longer
trial, and yielding to that weak prejudice
in our own favor we become unmitigable
bores. 1t would be we'll it We could hold
the hand-glass up to our failings in this
respect and see ourselves as we really are.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
A Summer Shower.

What spur and impulse the summer
shower isl How its coming quiskens and
hurries up the slow, jogging country life !!
The traveller along the dusty road arouses
from his reverie at the warning rumble
behind the hills; the children hasten from
the field or from school; the farmer steps
lively and thinks fast. In the bayfield,
at the first signal-gun Of the elements,
what a comotion! How the horse rake
rattlcs, how the pitchforks fly, how the
white sleeves play and twinkle in the sun
or against the dark back grounds Of the
coming storm! One man does the work Of
two or three. It is race with the ele-
ments, and the hay-makers do not like to
be beaten. The rain that is life to the
grass when growing is poison to it after
it becomes cured hay, and it must be got
undet shelter, or put up into snug cocks,
if possible, before the storm overtakes it.
John Burroughs; Sert1ner for Julv.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
Clear the way

For the escape from the system of lis waste
and debris, which, If retained, would vitiate
the bodily fuids and overthrow health. That
important channel OF exit, the bowels, may be
kept permanently free from distractions by
using the non-griping, gently acting and
agreeable cathartic, Hostetters's Stomach Bit
tiers, which not only liberates impurities, bnt
invixorates the lining of the intestinal canal
when weakened by constipation or the unwise
use Of violent pursatives: II; The stomach, liver
and aroused to healthful action by this bene-
fcent tonic and corrective, and every organ,
fiber, muscle and nerve experiences share
of ite invigorating influence. Unobjectionable
icnai sfim~lent and o~n~ i}s e'cac %e1 t.
botanic sources exclusively, it is the remedy
best adapted to household use on account OF
its safety, wide scope and speedy action.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
Treatment OF Cows.

EXTRACT FROM J. H. GEORGES ADDRESS.
With regard to the treatment of COWS,
l believe kindness and gentleness of the
first importance. A harsh word ought
not to be spoken, and blow never given.
Many an excellent COW has been ruined,
not only in her disposition and habits,
but in her milking qualities, by rough
treatment. A milking COW should be
carefully sheltered from the cold and
storms; should be watered, fed, and
MIXED at regular hours; should be we'll
bedded, and kept clean and comfortable
in warm, light and wel'-ventil<ted barns.
l know no greater waste than that per-
mitted by subjecting herd of mich
cows, day by day, to the cold, shivering
blasts and storms of winter, to rough
bed upoa the frozen manure in a cold
howell by night, accompanied by irregu-
lsrity Of watering, feeding and milking.
A COW, in order to secrete the largest
quantity and the best quality of milk
upon given feed, requires to be as quiet,
comfortable, and as free from the
excitment incident upon ill-usage, as
possible, and feel confident that in no
way can our farmers increase their profits
more easily than by increased care of
their mich COWS. While stock, other than
mich COWS, may better endure rough
treatment, still believe the farmer con.
suits true economy, who bestows upon all
his neat-stock the care I have suggested
tor his cows. Instead Of the young cat
tie going to the pasture in the spring
lighter than they came to the barn. in the
tall, he will by such treatment gain in
the extra growth during the winter,
double payment for the care bestowed.
never see herd of cattle shivering
beside q sheltered wood-pile without
thinking of the ludicrous inconsistency
OF protecting the wood from damage by
the weather and leaving the animals ex-
posed to its soorst effects.
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should be used) and stout silk twist, pass
n many stitches through tie edges Of the
wound Is will draw them and hold them
together. These stitches should not be
nade as in sewing cloth, but the thread
is to be passed through tho skin at points
directly opposite to each other. The two
ends of the thread should be tied into
secure knot after drawing the edges OF
the wound closely together. Ifthe edges
are ragged, some care must he exercised
to bring the corresponding parts into
their proper place. If swelling takes
place, apply cold water until it is re-
duced, and avoid all irritating or spirit
uous applications unless they become
necessary. Nature will generally per-
forn the cure if assisted to make a
proper start.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1878-08-08
Old Clothes.

1t is wonderful what an amount of
adaptability there is in old clothes, and
how readily they consent to be made
over, brushed up, washed, sponged, dyed,
or otherwise rejuyena:ed. till it would al
most require an expert to tell that they
were not new. A cunning hand can in
deed make very presentable garment
from two old ones; and who of lis that
has bestowed some ancient article upon
our washer or herb woman, nut is more
or less amazed to see to what good &C
count she turns it, how fairly it rewards
her pains, and what lesson drops from
the folds of this bit Of cast
off clothing2 If there are sermons in
stones, old clothes preach to us, some
times, as we'll. There is charm, perhaps,
in wearing them which those who make
haste to put on new ones fail to recognize;
there is always the certain pleasure of
saving the new ones: at least the surety
that no accident of the day can greatly
atf1ice us; that we are not obliged to
move in defence to attire; that we can
ramble in the woods without anxiety:
that neither sun nor rain can isturb our
tranquility; that careless or awkward
nelghbOr at table has no alarms for US.
In our old clothes we can romp with the
children, and little fingers where bread
and molasses yet finger have no terrors
for us.
If we need to transplant our flowers, to
weed the garden bed, to pick the pease
for dinner, how plainly precept and ex-
ample point to the old clothes! how
comfortable We are in them! It is the
old shoe that never pinches or squeaks,
the old gown that never interrupts diges
tion or peace Of mind, the old glove that
has shaped itself to the hand, the old
cloak that advertises our approach to our
neighboIs, and give them notice to change
the baby's apron and set the room to
rights, the old hat that is not afraid to he
caught in shower. They have adapted
themselves to our requirements; they suit
us, as nothing new was ever known to do.
III you have any enterprises before
you, try it in your old Clothes says the
sage of Walden Weods; yet such is the
common prejudice against them, that a
stranger thus apparellcd would fall IN
der some suspicion among US; being in
possession Of no other data from which
to infer her social and mental position,
we should naturally accept the antiquity
OF her clothes as certificate of inferiority.
at the same time, this fact in no way d.
minishes the ability of old clothes to con-
fer a happy-go lucky mood upon the
wearer, who is not obliged to mind his
p's and qs for fear of rufiiing his plum
age.-H0rper's Bazar.
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eruption, sending out not torrents Of lava,
but streams of mud. in which were my.
1iads Of fishes. Another mountain in the
same range, said BY Humboldt to be
nineteen thousand fee: high, had SINH.
lar eruption seven years later. The tor
rents Of mud we're full of dead fishes.
The fishes in both cases, were little black
creatures. such Is are found in the
streams at the foot Of the mountains. 1t
is evident there must be rivers under
ground, like the rivers under the Desert
Sahara, and these sometimes come in
contact with the volcanic fres, and the
poor fishes find themselves travelling
against their Will more rapidly than in
any Of their migrations.