The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1878-03-28

II l. time Charley Ross was found
again. The regular interval appears 10
have elapsed.
There l. dsmented colored man In
Georgia who insists on spending every
dollar he earns in expensive clothing The
wardrobe him crazy, he says.
A man never knows whether a joke Of
bic u good until be shows IL 10 some one
else. Then he knows u ia bad.
when Adam ate the apple. did ho or
did he not Evc-aid tho rsaponsi o..
The press is greater than the Pope.
says Protestant paper Yes. The pa.
Peraey is ahead Of the papaey.
osman Pasha has seven wives. His
establishments was the original Of Haw.
thorne's story, the House with Seven
Gabblos"
A Boston writer. In alluding 10 the
musical taste Of the Hub. says our ears
have been cultivated until they over.
shadow our other organs"
IfJane swisshcim wants to see a man
pick up something without hitchinF up
his trowsers 70 relieve the bAgging In The
knee, let her keep an eye on tho man
chasing his hat on a windy day.
A scientific correspondent of this paper
explains that tho centre lamp on the
street cars has been introduced AZ a 20.
lief 10 tho horses Il makes the car
lighter.
gentleman coming into the room Of
the late DR.. Barton told him that Mr..
Vowel was dead What said he
Vowel dead7 Let us be thankful IL was
neither U nor I.
Beg pardon for stepping on your
train. said fop at ball then added.
you ought 10 have a cow.catcher on 10"
And | would have caught cali, said
the young lady.
A Western man recently visiting Yer
mont. was shown some beechnuts. Of
which he procured a quantity for a friend
IN his native State. On receiving the
same. bis friend returned thanks. and
declared that Vermont must BE- tall one
on buckwheat"
A bold. bad man has asked us 10 say
that George Francis Trains h bit Of diet
will bring him TO the peanut tentiary.
But have resisted the temptation We
regard the jest a too lu-goobcr.ious,
Selah.
Boys, don't leave tho farm" No boys
just take the farm right along with you
when you 60 anywhere. You will find u
handy you fail TO got a situation Ia the
city, aa you probably viii.
During the recent funeral excitement
the Italian Capital was extensively pla-
carded with posters Of various kinds. but
IL took some time 20 do it Rome, you
know. wasn't billed In q day.
The tallest man in the country u John
Farwell Of Houston. Texas who measures
seven. feet. six inches Ia his bare feet
lie must be the identical "Farwcll a
long Farwell' mentioned by our old
irienG Sake.
The expenses Of Stanleys African ox.
ploration il In round numbers $4,000
lie discovered fifteen million heathcns-
which l. about ak for eve cents. or a very
reasonable figure for heathons.
Will Carlton u locturing on The
Golden Horse Ia the language Of tho
Sweet Singer Of Michigan. Leave OF the
style" Most people will be satisfied TO
have the gcntlem..- lesturo on foot. like
otter foiEa
The Countess Joannea Moore. tho
SEcct Singer of liicai Ls. sAatily aung
of tho following the other day you
feel little pale. think Of Joner and the
whale, and the frightened phacc Of Joner
when be thought himself a Foncr
when a man l. sailing In tho teeth Of
q gale under full spread Of umbrella,
nothing illa him with such tender aor.
row a. 10 look out from under cover ard
find a respected neighbor hanging BY the
mouth from the fore peak Of the um.
blella.
A Bridgeport man writes to tho C8ar
a. follows: Go on, Alex. and make
peace with the Turks II you want 20.
am 90 busy trying 20 make a connection
between my winter clothes sud gentle
spring that IL isn't likely shall be able
70 attend 10 the matter Tor at least six
weeks
Ma. mayn't got married 2 why.
my child. what put that into your headf'
Because ali the other girls are getting
and ] want TO The girls tell
me IL Il awful nice" Married. indeed
Never lot me hear such foolish question
again-that is, until the proper time
comes for you 10 do a. well. ma. " 4
can't have a husband. mayn't l have a
piece Of bread and butter
what difference Il makes in tho ap.
pearancc OF things when you como 20
survey them from n scientific stand.
point Mr. Tyndall says when a man
murder IL l. because be hasn't
enough In his brains II
that's the case every man who has blood.
thirsty feelings should carry matches in
his ears.
Silver dollars. any number Of grains.
will be- received at this Office in payment
for putting patent medicines. but for the
sake Of our constitution don't ask us 10
trade ID out. some Of these patent med.
cine mon must look upon All editors aa
nvalids. or their newspapers as com.
5ined journals and apothocary shops.
We don't know Ruth Natalie Crom.
we'll. but we judge she j. a very clever
nice girl 10 have for an acquaintance.
She POLITICALLY sighs. kiss me. love kiss
me ever. Till dream no dream no dream
but this. Till the world on golden lover.
All its minutes stceped In bliss Turns
upon a rosy kiss" We don't believe IL
IAN be done. Ruth The young man
would become exhausted before the
world had half turned
IL -. -. -. III ~. A.
wrong than die. provided no one caught
him AZ H. lie had travelled through
ior the tunnel. and a. the train shot into
IT, he seized with a nervous clrtch his
pocket flask and sheltered a prize drink
before noticing that an the lamps were
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