The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-06-25

From the San Juan of Colorado.
A Spicy Letter on Iajins and
Burroe.
OueAY, Col, June 10Th.

OUIAY. Col. June 10Th.
Esfur.5 Boo:
A. | promised. in'iay> gone hy &"
seni y"u "a mes> of rambling. .lpt- from
the san Juan country. I will proceed
in ms peculiar brilliant style pleas.
emphasize the brilliant to proceed.
Firstly. and in the first place. ! shall
not attempt To follow the rules OF cor
respoui-nce a> iaiI down by Richard:
Grant White or George Alfred Town
send. but adhere strictly Ia the Color
ado text. 'Evervthing a. she runS.
The iir>: object rha; co,l,c> within tie
scope al mt observation is
INL,NS.
None Of Your ham and egg crushing
Bazooite~. but wild. untutored ea;-,-
man-in-a-minute Injuns-have he'll
several jnint confabs with the Noble
savage, all Of which was mutually int
teresiing and wonderfully ediiying. As
neither Of Us understood what the 9th
er WAS trying TO get through him. Mr..
Lo, according to statistics. is one IL
our oldest inhabitants. Statistics l.
correct on this point. As | found in the
Possession of ''G;unny-Sack Bill. 4.
prominent war chief. copy 81 the
:: Columbia .Stit.smnn, Of date March 26.
Ii. &. 1872. The edition referred Ia
was very Interesting from the fact HAT
il contained In addition {" yimdi.-iive
attacl: ON David for the capture OF
Uria:l'. puli-back. IN ASSURANCE IL the
! people oi JuIea that the peach rron
was all right. But 10 re>o"m. ~ /
said before. Notwithstanding the e.!u-
cation oi the rel nan was early mcylec-
! ted. he Is in many respects very Gun
ming and can sneak up AMI relieve :;
man of all necessary trouble IN
u 70 II
for himself. and he will never hav.
any knowledge Of hunger afterwards.
Anybody toniIshly tooiing around an
Indian Is N no more expense for chnrc.:
stews, p"ll-.ax, aImagoosalum and >;c;,
like, he loses al! TASTE for tie iaw,'v
thin.umbobs Of this ea,,h. They
seem t. think that the divine ,,ur.-,>;.
of Il pale-f;ice is Ia h. >c.iprh and
whenever Il tir,'-cla~~ opportunity "a
prri,rm the surgical operation presents
itself. y"u can n>i bet your hi sh ,;ean
wave that the patient .,e- up tic
golden clothes pole with the summit
of his latin refrigerator above timber
line.
The female iniun-vuigarlv called
squaw-O-h-h. lawiy, lawiy, Y'-ver
see one--.iii YOU. gentle Reader, ever
behold within Yourself. or otherwise, a
>n ennt gal inun? II y"r didn't. just
/ shut YOUR eyes AMI | will proceed io
pain; YOU one from the basement of in
nocenee TO the cupnia of dead gonene>.
Fancy little kid. the roses of her
cheeks deepeneI hy a darker .;n.e. i'm
parted by the blood which in her fore
fathers veins ripene.l under the burn
ing RAYS of Colorado sun. See her
chasing the ''chipmunk" by day ana
smiling at eve in the hapnv dream al:
chiliiiood-;he pet Of the brave. aad
pride of the buck. Year. hy, speed
: ing ON their course and hearing on heir
WINS good To some, evil to Others.
The child has grown.
A PLUMP AND LOVELY MAIDEN
aprearc'h to the eye. Though an In
dian, yet she is beautiful a. the first
early glancings of the m,rniDg sun,-
coy, shy. aud fair to look upon. Anon
she Is a sweetheart, see her dandling
upon her knee the idol of her heart.
observe the reciprocating .'ku>~,- how
gracefully he ciaweih her neck, hear
ken To the OSCILLATIONS as they vihra;e
meath the hv-stained canopy of tie
wigwam. keep m-u-m.-
they've clinched. Oh, stad,.> of the
departed Pocahpn,as, look down in
pity and compassion upon his conli.l-
ing sister and send her down gross of
XXX corset STAYS tina; shemay he Ell
abled to pursue without pecuniary loss
this soul-inSpirins racket. OH. >hai-
Ow Of the defunct Tecumseh eradi-
cate the cnbwebs from thy gastric tube
and acquaint this
Un;uior.d brave, Who dreams ai,I, .l,licuu~ de-
hight
81 a h":n. Of hi- own.uh,ci M INNER e.,n 'ligh,.
Wb"r. ia. Poses 81 Eden, from f..ris exempt
And an Nv. whom 40 sonIrsis.na pippiu ,.an
tempt.
wliere the wheels q: iecun,iity ii:. -l.-k work
shall move.
And i4,i.is- ~ regiments i.rin:, "o.iit~ ofi.v-
Yes, Tecumseh, tell him hes ON the
right tail We will now have re.
lapse o! ten minutes on the Indian
subject. during which time will grind
out a few facts concerning the
BUHROs.
The burro. better known a> the '.San
Juan canary" is a very peculiar bird.
He has, in addition to four legs. and
two elongated auricular-, tail. His
tail rises on the western slope Of the
spinal terminus. flows south and stops.
The capillary substance on the outer
cu.icie resembleth in point of hue
Frciericktown biscuit, skcercely dun.
His eyes. which are very little brighter
than Cephi's editorials, tend greatly to
draw out his expression, which is a
cross between Russian war map and
a chunk Of CASTLE soap. The burro
has an appetite like circular saw. but |
like the true COloradian that he is, ac-
commodities himself to surrounding
circumstances. His favorite diet is
mountain grass, but if it isn't conven-
lent he will manage to worry through |
the winter months On
A GREASY GCNNYsACK.