The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-10-24
QArietY.

putup job-preserVes.
The Brooklyn Democrat argues that the best bad
ness stand Is a standing advertisement.
A profane upstart-The man who sits down OnG
bent pin-BrtakJaa Table.
The favorite string instrument Of a BOstonihR-
String Enthusiastically Might
The Chinese built suspension bridges q th0H
sand years before the discovery of America
When Solomon said "the crooked cannot bs
made straight the estimsble cashier had net
shown what he could do.
Mr.. Kearney was successful drayman. Now
that he acts as his own mule, he. fails to draw
Buffalo Espress.
The only safe way to bet on boat races, or any
otner races, is to take the money and buy farm
Buffalo Express.
Hood, in describing the meeting Of mGA ana
lion, said "The man ran off with all his might
and the lion with all his mane.'
American hams that don't fad market arc
1 sent to Europe and bring high price as West
failure hams.-New Orleans Picayune.
Readers must not cOnfound the Mr.. Potter, IA
alleged director OIL the failed Glasgow Bank,
with our own Mr.. Potter, he Of the Pottering Gem
mittee Each, however, is frequently contOund'
ed" separately y,-BOston Transcript.
A snake was recently caught in Welsh church
by charming" him from his retreat by the musiG
Of a harmonium. snake is prob bly, the only
living creature that can be charmed" by q hGr.
monium. And no doubt the reptile preferred 10
come out and die than to listen any longer to itR
strains.-N -NOrristOlOa Herdld
A well known local combination Of black sheen
black leg, and blackguard was recently repOrtea
TO the governing committee Of his club for cheat
lug at cards. He was very much astonished At W
frivolous a charge. "Great heaVens" he BE-
claimed Indignantly, "whst do you suppOss
Joined your Internal old club fOrH'-SaH HSROfSCO
NelVs- Letter.
II body meet body,
In an Ohio grave;
Need body warn body
Its bacon for to saver
If all the bodies in body
Would boldly move out West
And locate here In Michigan,
Then they would find rest.
Detroit Free Au1.
"Ah, great heavens" sighed rising young 60
MUS, throwing down Ais pen and leaning back
YEARLY, you don't know how much pleaSGntar
and easier 1t Is to read these little poems Of minO
than 1t is to write them" Sympathetic bat Gwk-
ward friend Cad, how you must suffer thoa."-
HGtrkeye.
Out in Iowa the young ladies aid the yellow fe-
yer sufferers by selling kisses at 10 cents ApaSos
We Opine that there has been enough Wa9tod
around here To have brought In revenue OF
SS3, ,3Sl23, or in that immediate neighborhOod.
The worst oft is, the waste oontInues.-G GN0taA0N
Breakfast Table.
A brainless young noodle stopped q gruH Ola
merchant on the street yesterday, and said, Il
have thought" Have your said the mcr-
cant, "rll so right of and hunt up reporter ana
tell him about the accident Aud as the old man
started off the young fellow was so amazed thEt
he couldn't think Of what he had thouSh
Con
Kearney is probably the worst case Of young
Lochinvar that ever came out Of the West thrS
all the wide border his creed was the worSt, an
and save his loud yawp-yawp, he weapon had
: none he rode all nnarmd and he rode all alone
, because no man with any decenCy about him
, would ride In the same car so dirty his shirt and
so loudly he snore, was there ever snlde likd
= this young Lochinvar7-OA CITY Derrick
If signs don't fail the coming winter will bo the
coolest experienced In this latitude since thi
country was discovered BY man named MT
Columbus The squirrels are laying In their win
ter coal, the beavers are putting heaters In The
basement of their lodges, the bees have killed OF
all the droues and lined their hives with sheet
iron, the muskrats are flying south, wild duckl
are committing suicide the goose'bone iS biaoi
sixteen inches deep, Western editors are soliciting
wood in exchange for subscriptions, poor families
are buying an extra dog, 'and we have had new
collar put on cur oVercost --NorTfs,ot0n RerG6.