The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1878-03-08
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A stitch in the side is seem .ingl,
. needle IS.
+ L, zeroumer of Russia having
what We Kalaiat take.
Eay an editor he called a plane
tary body when eclipse an item ?
Stanley has reached Rome, anC
irdced he is TIE noble,t roamer o
them all.-[N. Y. Herald.
Pap, give me a rido on youI
knee, won't your He took the
little gaIlop at once,-LGraphic.
Which is the worst, a cockney
who drops his "h,' or a Beccher
VINO drops his "i?-LPbiladcIphia
Press.
The difference between a boy and
a Jaln i, that ,hiug'e1 arc applied
to he root Of le barn -Lkeokuk
Constitution.
Why arc the yonth Of Grant and
the present ad ADMINISTRATION similar ?
Because a ian yard smell turks
rot nd them bct9.
The musical conductor of the
Alice Oates opera trouPe is kersscn,
though it is not stated what about.
- Boston Globe.
Nothing knocks the ambition out
OF a youthful uncle half 50 effectually
as TO be trOunced out Of his sock,
by his seLior nephew.
1t was a darkoy who exclaimed
as he rose from his knees AT a camp
meeting: Here | raise my chou
k|nces-slr p Atlanla Constitution.
If the horses, carriage and driver
show off TO good advantage, II is no
matter whetter the occupants arR
bankrupt or not.-[Chicago luter
Ocean.
We all belong to the creditor
class. Breathes there a nan to
whom some man does not owe from
ten cents 10 ten dollars. - n. Y.
Herald.
The cordwood in the other mans
lot is just about ripe enough to
gather. The dark Of the moon is
considered the best time to haryest
it. ~[Hawkeye.
whats the matter with your eye,
Tommy q oh. it has been going
thougl az operation at the bands
of a knoo.. ulist, that's all."-[Phit
adelphia Telegram.
What is the di ference between
the summer moon and a well or>
dained goat? One shines on the
dew, and the otUer dimes on the
shoe RocklHnd Courier.
Farmers are very busy evcry>
where. In some places it is very
difficult for farmers to get enough
men to help them sit on the fence
and watch the train go by [Prai-
RE Farmer,
Wien a man starts in to secure d
United States senatorship in Ken
lucky, the first thing he does is to
buy a bar room or two and invite
the boys in. Most of them COME
Frankfort Yeoman.
Did you ever watch the noiseless
movements OF a pretty girls lips as
Ter dress is trOdden upon, and mars
vel. at the sell>command which en-
lbles her to do the situation Justice
n SO quiet n manner ?-[N. Y.
Observer.
Men agree that the most awful
dispense possible is Just before swal.
owing a drink of coffee one hum
ired degrees hotter than the present
.Opic Of clerical di.cussiOn, bat no
person las limited the value it has
'ecn to them in experience.
A clever dress reformer has
.prcad the doctrine that girls must =
ease to be kissed by their gentle.
nen friend when they PIT on long |
I~rcsses, and it is astonishing to ob {
erve how popular the shortened l
kirt has become. - Andrews
!
Oranges are very cheap in this
market now, but when you step i
the peel of one aud sit down q
uddenly on the cold and Cnsym- (
athletic sidewalk, you wish ia your t
that they couldn't be bought {
or less than $27 apiece.-[Pcnsa
ola Gazette. ,
Cod hairpins may be had now Il
Or nine dollars a drzen, says a :
lshlonable item. That is all very n
zee in pint, b1t while this financial :
u-iness is so full Of rough shedding J
s at present, nearly all the tender n
cs will continue TO button o
heir shoes with the cd fash oned n
en- cent kind CourieI Journal.
Il call you, darling" she said, as Il
he leaned her head on his coat Ia
Dllar. "Show your hand" he re e
mechanically. The young [
iiss, not understanding his answer. C
0ntinued 10 poker head against 9
is chin, and he hove ace high OF o
at her Inconsistencies OF a
is misiake.-LOshkosh Christian V