The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1878-03-21
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Our navy is sort Of heeting show.
Breeches of trust-Those the tailor isn't paid
| for.
When do two and two make more than four2
| When they make %.
The depositor low says to the bank director,
"Give us the rest"
The average professional dinero out is one whose
character is very easily guest,
Link" is the appropriate name of New York
sausage maker.
Getting to be an old mald-The Bohemian Girl.
Repair your dog muzzes stitch in time
saves nine-canine.
Philadelphia wedding tour consists of trip
to the State House Steeple and back,
What is that from which If you take the whole
some will yet remain2 Wholesome
The woman who carries pins in her mouth is
supposed to be halfsister. to the man who didn't
know it was loaded
"She likes to talk with men better than with
women" says a Washington correspondent of
Gail Hamilton. Nothing strange about that-they
| all do.
! her husband comes home late at night and yells
at her from the front steps to throw him out some
key.holes, assorted sizes.
When you see a young lady from Dora Hall
Seminary, with an absorbed look in her eyes and
her lips rapidly moving, she may be memorzlng
a passage from Virgil, and, then again. she may
be only chewing gum.-S,dmtOrd.
After the storm had ceased, the other day, he
remarked to his wife: Guess the snow is all
over" ''Yes," she replied, "all over the ground"
ITS snow jokin' matter" This cutter a little.
Whom did the pastry cook marry7 His sweet.
tart of course.
Method Of heating street car: Garry a woman
half block further than she wants to go.
The photographers soliloquy-Is this a Danger
re which see before me2
Josh Billings says he will never purchase lot.
terry tickets so long as he can hire man to rob
him at reasonable wages
My idea of punishment Is that we get 1t as we
go along. am a married man. I have seven
wives.
Father-"Why don't yer say yer grace, Charlie?o
Charlle-"Why, cos don't like the look O. them
taters."
From German paFer-'Take this dime, Hans
for your trouble" Yah, now knows vot you
means ven you say dos dime is money
What, children playing soldiers on Sunday
"Yes mammai but we're singing Onward, Chris
tian Soldier"
Senior is questioned-"What Is the name Of that
lady to whom you are engaged?" (Which OneT
That guileless insect the spider unfit for strate.
gems and spoils, is lover OF music,-Free Press.
His favorite composer, Weber.
whats the matter with your eye, TommyY
"Oh, it's only been going through an operation at
the hands Of knockulist that's ALL"
1t Is estimated that there will be q deficit of a
million pounds in the English budget tlis year.
How much ought their old budget to weigh any |
how2
In regard to those peace conditions, says Russia
to Turkey, You keep mum" Says Turkey to |
Russia, "Yes num-" Echo from Russia, NUNS |
sword"
Pat giving the Squire "notce"-"What did we |
agree when TUX the place p THAT we should |
never be drunk at the same toimep but faix, |
ye never 81 me the chance"
A Jersey editor is in luck. Recently neighbor
presented him with a slice of pork and twenty |
yards of sausage and the next day his wife dislo.
Gated her jaw while yawning. and was unable 10 |
say word. A much more cheerful toue is now
discernibe in his editorials, and his face always
wears radiant smile.
A saco juryman. in the trial Of a criminal case
before the Supreme Court recently, grabbed his
hat and started for the door when the prisoner
entered plea OF mot guilty" The Judge called
him back and informed him that he couldn't
leave until the case was tried. Tried" queried
the juror, why, he acknowledged that he is not
guilty"
A case of Big Amy Miss Amy Huff of Halifax,
s., is six feet nine inches in height, and weighs
S26 pounds.
Said friend to bookseller: THE book trade
Is affected suppose, by the general depression.
What kind of books feel It mostf" Pocket.
books" was the laconic reply.