The Osceola times., 1878-07-27

Packing enough cenfectionsry In hh cees-saii
To sins ship Of q hund-sd tsss burden,
Subtle % Sphinx. ~ sweet and musical
A bright Apollo's lutte strung With hsiv
which comsth nom tss wsssssn Rs,ssvs. fft.
Never duvst post touch pen 70 vyits
Uutii his iuk were tempered vish lsvs's asAs;
q, hen his lines would rAvish Mvage nSv--
But What does an Indian know about postyy7
-lUl City Dssnck.
THERE u wonderful power In imag-
ination, put It gets weak In the knees
when II undertakes 70 shoulder circus
lemonade.
RECENT soundings. show Lake Baikal,
In Siberia, to bo the deepest lake in the
world; the greatest depth sounded was
10000 ieet.
Mr.. BARNUM claims 10 be the great
eat Snowman on Garth, and yet he can
not stand on his head unless he gets up
against wall. ala n
INSTEAD Of sitting up nights and wear.
ing the down on the cheeks Oh on some
fellows vest, au Indiana girl has, during
the last year, made $500 BY cultivating
broom corn.
"THArs a >plendid garden" be OBJ
served Beautiful melons in that gar
den." "Yes," said his companion,
mice melons, but . burned bad looking
dog there at the back door,"
WE have arrived at tho third mile.
stone Of the second century In our
journey through life o. . nation
Bostt Globe. Yes, and . nice looking
tramp We are.-C Courier. Journal.
The well.to-do, who patrenize fancy
bread at fancy prices. arc treated 10 q
much adulteration in their -four - the
poor; the breakfast rolls are whitened
with alum, which IL au astringent, him
dering digestion. The rich, however,
have only themselves to blame II their
bread Is not wheaton, for pure wheat
Yields q grayiah loaf, and Il whitsneo
and sponginees be asked, they can b OBJ
tained only At the expense Of quality.
The Ingenious French have coutrivsd
q novel way to impress the barhaSic
mind. NJ. de Brazxs, who has charge Of
the expedition to Senegal, carried an
electric battery In his pocket connecting
with two rings on his hand and with
other apparatus scattered about bis per-
son. When he shakes hands with sav-
age chief, that chief will Be very much
astonished. for the electric shock win
run up his srm, and be win re light
ming playing about the head Of bis visi-
tor.
ALI the countries In which trees have
been remorselessly felled have invasfa-
bly, suffered owing to the meteorological
changes which ensued. About the year
1890 the Guadalquiver Valley In Spain
supported about seven millions Of robust
men; but, after the disappearance OF
live oak and chestnut groves from The
heights above. the population dwindled
to one million and q quarter Of cadaver>
GUS people, forced to toll upon sandy and
barren lands. The effect OF forestal do
struction may be also seen on most ef
the European Iivers, for during the last
fifty years the Elbe and the Oder have
fallen seventeen inches, the Rhine twep>
ty.iour, the Vistula twenty.nix, and the
Danube At Orsova fifty-four inches: al
this accompanied by q corresponding
diminution Of the discharges from
springs.
He came In on horseback, rocking with
enthusiasm and perspiration and evi.
IDENTIFY ready for battle, why s a."
he began: whats the dii-vhen isa-"
"Wel1, come, which IL itr interrupted
Patrick Henry, testify, from his scat un-
der the apple tree. "Do not attempt 70
intimidate me-" said the new conner.
ut Is q good riddIe--snd u is new and
I made It myself." "Aw" shouted the
lawn party, but the young man hastily
took . reel In his blushes and won't on:
"when Is baby like an improbable s;o-
yf The youngest lady caught up the
coloss which the conundrumist had tam
porarily dropped and said nothing; but
Martha sparks responded, when It isn't
likely, of course" "No," said George
Washington, which was the young man
who propounded the riddle. "Recause,"
ventured John Adamr, who was suto-
maticaIly eating green apple in the adj
Joining hammock, "a baby is like An Inn.
probable story when IL can-ardly stand"
aNot at all vse sexclaiusd @. w., impass.
lively. "When 1t IL Q lying STILL" ssid
Young Thomas Jefferson, hinging stsne
at pigeon from his sling and coming
within about seven rods. "No," repeat
ed the borsemau, while not muscle Of
his noble features relaxed. "When II
needs confirmation" lisped Moll Pitcher,
gracefully reclining upon the patriotic
and beautiful garments which were %
soon TO he used % waddiug FIR artillery.
"Nc, my dear," said George. so'tly, mot
even though II were . confirmed Iie."
And be who was 20 SION n lead the ar
mics Of the colonies betrayed not = risn
OF emotion o. he cautiously took trom
hi. right vest pocket plug Of bis stete's
noblest cereal, cut of smsh portion
and put It in his left cheek. ~ tpew."
calculated Alexander Haniltsp, ce1sing
to build his block house, when Il can
not be-leaved . moment" That viii
not answer. Iti. ungrsmmaticsl, ,"-eid the
Father Of his Country "Absbt = Ike
an improbable story" resnasksd lssael
Putnam, putting In his lip - this au-
spicious moment. "vhen It Il Z roar