The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-04-25

False friends may reign season,
Oil doubt not that they viii;
But have faith in one another.
And the right shall triumph still.
EVERY DAY SPICERIES.
THIRTY-sEvEN men have been hanged
in New York in four years. New York
is the Hempire State. .-Boston Post.
JUSTICE may be blind, but it always
seems sharp-sighted enough when poor
man is to be punished. .-Neso. York Neaos.
Lives Of CRATE men all remind
We can make our lives sublime.
And, departing leave behind US
Creditors to grieve and pine
BEEcHER drinks great deal of coffee.
-Er. He will realize that " strong
drink is Mocha p'-P philadelphia BuE
lstin.
LYING about politician never hurts
the man lied about; it is having the
truth told that kills him.-Ne,c Orleans
Picaysne.
In purchasing an umbrella, always
select blue ribbed one, as it is the blue
rib'uns that will keep you dry White
hall Times.
THERE are only three hundred shades
of blue. We sometimes feel as though
there were twice as many Turner'S
Falls Reporter.
SUGGESTION by Puck: Establish by
law the Mofet register in Washington.
and our Congressman will soon pay of
the national debt. 49,
The Toledo Commercial has an article
headed, !" Killed by the Explosion of
Lime;" and the Oil City Derrick says,
This was indeed lime kiln"
ENGLISH sparrows are becoming
great nuisance in this country. If we
had live man for President he would
call out the troops.-Ol City Derrick.
WHEN the Legislature adjourned yes
terday the sheriff said, And may God
save the State of Connecticut y That
ought to have been said when it met
Bridgeport Standard. F,sss
MARK TWAIN called his dog Joe
Cook because he could not understand
him. But a classical man out in Venice,
Illinois, has christened his cat Othello,
or the Newer of Venice. Boston Globe
EACH inhabitant of England con-
sumes ten pounds of cheese every twelve
months. This is the average for land
men. We are not informed how much
is eaten by the shippers. -Neao York
Neaos.
WE learn from an English letter that
the present Duke of Wellington wears
socks of black satin which he makes him.
self. The letter says he wears two
year, or as we suppose one every "a
non'ns.-Ic"0ey ,'o@ -,
a MAN olea IN LoulsVile t1e otner
day who professed 70 nave Kissed DopDy
Burnss wlfe. II ne nad Kissed OUT wlle
ne WOULD nave oleo iong ag1'-ns0.uS "A
Oons,'su.'o". iour I1lo pp0. '''ou'u y
sozooon'.- nasn'''9sO's o'',
| FLORIDA negro mlsIook niue ~, ,oI
gnost ana Pokea y WIN = s.lcx. q. AIS aHS
verdict reclteo tnat ne came 70 HIS ueaeh
by using too short Stuck IN probing tne
unknowable for evidence OF future
existence.-Woroes'er rress.
A NAN died IN Louisville me ! o!ler n p
day VINO professed 70 nave Kissed popDy
burns's Wlfe. II ne nad Kissed our wlIe
ne would nave aled long ag9.5AseoSaS 4,
Constitution. why SO! WHATS tne
matter with ner l-Nes0 fors urapn'c.
!HE pnonograpa may = DosSas ap .sns sae
| VOICE anu pass ~ uo.n. " '1s ~ aess
Dut the smile snat tWls1s uP 'ne iaee u
man as ne seeks son.uas asu gszes
upon ms name IN Prin' Ioa S .nS n.es ~ .lge on
VIII always Iave W ~ 70 suo'e0U "'
c'',nau .o'et4'ass 1no.e'
oAbE Ta 'ae nf.u an nTau e a,wovs puss ros.
poneu. Ina. - 'no way ~ ...;n 81
WIN US. ous' as We aIe Sess h~ h1~y
70 run u9mn ~ tSm tS~. aU a = S sar DSy ss,s :
railroad, nearing ina. one ls sol sals: !:
sney possRSnT aSt '1e 'o ''''''''''
'oa.afu1y 4''y"''
IHE woman VINO uses iace powue!s
and paints, fooiisniy Deneyes tnat sne Is
only IN the secret. 90 Win ehe hapls- ~
t.a tuaa iia. s s.u;os G s ~san IN fact ths irntb
no.os os haI;agod haI s shsn @ he ntters itST,r-
1o' In. pe.o,.ta.. - y
"er ra''S 1eDu'.l. ....-
THERE Is notnlng tnas can neg n'en
the delicate, poeuc, ana romanuc IN
terest surrounding young man WIN
boil on ms elbow, yislting MS glIl, un-
less II Is tne 1act tnaI tne niaiuen na'
CrJ d.
4 THEY were passing by mouse even
with the street. when she was heard to
plead: DON taKe on your nanneis ye.,
/ darling. It is too early. Don't do it. =
Wbot Re so;d was NOT hoard hit as far
as could be observed IN the gloom, ne
did NOT do it.-Dduburu NelUs
A. !,
Amar;can mind ia whether the Arab
| c..II- -....,4.J -,
steed Wnlcn tne oultSn Piesehesu "
Gan Grant is a dapple pray or a Turk
NJ and Mrs Grant teleprapbed that
the the horse is Observation-Disclosures
BMuet;n.
/ A1.nv who once in pirlhood sat ON
DR. Johnson's knee. has died in Eng