Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-07-04
VT and H7fJ}20v.

S!aJ-r.tie--a 4 cavalry charge.
Beautiful lie of The sea-wh..le oil.
Sign ofa krockutist a black eve.
Every man is not Il mail agent. ncilne;
is every b,sde ;i-gent.
=, Don't lend ,uls5{I lx9H5{ newspaper. 1t don''
The cSa,ie,-Ioqraal believes that The
wearing of ,tanding collars fits man
neck for wearing hemp.
Certainly. the state IF matrimony is one
of the United States. TO obtain divorce is
! 10 sscctle from tie Jnon
When Dob En-crsollinds statement in
the Chicago TIMES which lie does not like.
lie calls il IAN orthodox lie
Persons should ;lwlys dress to snit their
figure. y iitmpbacl,d lady. for instance.
/ ought to Wear Il eamtl 's-hair shawl.
Old Snarty says the first time Grant
/ looked at the cratG. and did not smile
was VIXEN he was on the top of old We
suvitls
-Iosh Billings s,ys he don't care how
M ii q man tails if lie says il in few
words. Good iIel tor those who write TO
newspapers.
How can Eve persons divide five eggs. so
that each man S!l;jl receive one. and still
on" remain iii the dish: One takes the dish
with The egg.
We saw q young man with two heads on
his shoulders tie other day, bat didn',
consider il much of Il curiosity. One be-
longed to his gi
The more educated nam is. the less
comfort he has. Compare yourself With
tie wooden man in front Of the tobacco
MIST :. who never requires Il new hat.
lisa poor rule that went work both
ways" But, tia rule works only one way.
il does better than Il Chicago hummer. He
wont work any Way yoa can fix it.
Contributors viii take notice that we
have already moe spring poetry t!ian we
need. What we want is lininlcnt that is
y dead certainty on r.it .iilatism.-R
Seqtiaci
Jones 2ays tilat lc bought at n church
festival strawberry short cake, but II was
hard 10 recognize it rs such. 1t hadn't
even 4 strawberry .naih BY Nhicl. to itlen-
lily it.
fish Is sad 10 De thc rest brain food.
aad Hea who ne2l :nat sort OF nourisl-
ment Will spols,, FIVE dollars and stand all
esf'' IN '.v rot tsvitI- catch ton cents
MQ,tn Of fish.
StaioHs old lady-"Did yoa eycr read
al about that great plague in London
deaiie:' Ailrt tio ate huSband-"No, nor
| doant want tew; hain'tit enough:o ave
i plaque in my own liolsc?"
\ New Yorker atca Welsh rare-bit and
drank six glasses OF lager before going to
bed. lie dreamt that he saw Fob In1ersoIl
in lis night shi..t. with pjtcltork, chasing
tie dcyil over 81 Illinois prairie.
y Balt,.lerr piekpockct defeated an at
tempt i" iahs' his photograph for the
roglse> gallery by making WHY faces.
'Thereupaa the police ia5elIed him Thief,
and marched him up ANA down a crowded
street until he promised to sit quietly be-
fore the camera.
The master called his colorcd servant to
his side and said sam. I'm dying-I'm
going Oh i long Journey Sans eyes
were mois., but he encouraged the sick
man by replyin@: "Nebber mind. mass..,
It's all de way down hill
Smith does not think that his daughters
beau should stay so late in the evenin".
The other morning she was praising the
young man for his strength of character.
Yes said Smith. "he has great staying
powers
A fresh writer says. when two girls
meet they kiss. When two young men
meet. they do not. That shows who want
kissing the worst 1t shows nothing of
the sort. Girls may kiss each other BE-
cause they are sweet. \ beastly man
knows lie is a fraud. and he docs not AT
tempt to imposeupon another man.-N. o.
Picayn1le.
The other day a West Hill woman pre-
sented her husband with another son, the
eleventh. And then he has four d;tl. ,ghters.
It is all right, we suppose. We like to see
people doing their duty by their town, but
there is such Il thing as crowding ones
neia hbors. That man can't keep bis fam
lily inside the corporation limits more than
IA year or two longer at any rate.
\ minister in Connecticut having mar
licd a couple the other day, the bridegroom
asked what his price was. The pastor re-
Piled that the law gave him two dollars.
WELL said the young fellow, If the law
gives you two dollars. here's fifty cents
more. So that now you have two dollars
and i.alf." And before the clergyman
could recover from his surprise, the pair
were oil on their honeymoon.
I've about made up my mind to quit
said perfectly sober citizen
this afternoon. as he stepped ont OF the
Headquarters. wiping his liz, with the back
OF his hand. "hNhat tor:' inquired an
other prominent citizen. ''Well. ii seems
to me as il the habit was kinder GROWN
on me. | don't have no appetite i'll the
till | build up one with cocktails
hoisted in nineteen this morning atore
went TO hash, an | think somehow as if
that was few too many for IA fellow that's
only :; moderate drinker.'
An elaborate series OF measurements Of
of human legs has been made by DR.. j. 5.
Wight. of Brooklyn. In the proceedings
of the Kings County Medical Society the
results of the Investigation are very fully
given. 1t appears probable that not over
one person in three has cgso equal length.
and that there are about twice as many left
legs as right legs of extra length. The
average superiority of one leg over the
other is about quarter of IN inch. The
inquiry arose FROM discussion as to the
amount that limb may be expected to