Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-12-26
Nuns Better-Hu/f.

- He: "fou know one loses hair wifi
each kiss Size: We'll. You wouldn't b
8 long getting balI.'
,. Il never knew a fashionable w0ma,
4 who didn't think more Of a fool than o
e an upright. sensible man." says Tanaqe
e The bellies of Athens. Georgia. hay
a been selling kisses at Il dime aniece. 70
!, the benefit Of the yellow fever sufferers.
The girls Ike the new song. Put YOU
armor on. my boys" 1t sounds so niue!
like, Put your arm around me. boys"
Let me kiss him for his mother" is tn,
nnspokcn wish of many fair girl bu
) how few boys ever want to kiss girl fol
her fiiler.
Some editor, whose name is pr,nlenially
Withheld by his contemporaries remarks
that ''it takes as mich wit not to displease
a woman as it takes to please her.
1t is an Unfair Interpretation of the bhli-
cal text to say that man was the principal
object of creation, and that woman was
only side issue.
'What constitutes the chief happiness
of your lite:' asked serious Sunday
School teacher. She blIshed. and then re-
piled: lit is that John has at last fixed
the day
''Ihe strongest propensity in woman's
NATURE says a 'c;lreidl student of the
sex. 'is to want to know what is going
on. and the next thing is to boss the
job
timid BOstOnian has married q young
lady whose weight ver@es closely upon 300
pound. My dear says he to her. shall
| help you over the fence?'' No Says
She TO hin, ''leip the fence
There is no excuse now for not knowing
how to bake and wash. The brands OF
baking powder number thiry-thlce, and
Michigan alone manufactures 5000 wash
boards per day.
The editor Of the Hackensack (N. J.)
Republican went to call on his girl. when
he sa" on the front steps sign which
said. beware Of the paint He went
away signing, IL never before knew that
she painied.''
n railroad brakeman in st. Louis drean,-
ed he heard the long whistle. and nearly
twisted his wife's ear of. His wife said he
might reverse her "sw;tch.'' but she would
frester ''.>' ''------..,.s taken for en"i-
About this time of the year v,e.,,-
man you see pass your window is carry
ing a slip of some house plant that he
doesn't know the name of. which his wife
is going TO keep next month. for the
pleasure of seeing it freeze about Christ
mas.
YES" said a young lady, who WAS
possessed of a fine voice, IL am oEen
asked 10 appear in public. but ''Eut
what?' observed Il friend. We'll" she
replied, II should never be able TO sustain
my part. Lam so e.:sily decomposed.'
A Newark paper is responsible for this
Dearest" he muimurcd. ecsaiicaly. az
he folded her in his arm for the first time,
''let me sample The nectar OF your lips"
Take a whole schooner of it, she family
whispered: ''i''s all on tap
4 young lady. being addressed 5y a
gentleman much older than herself. OBJ
served that the only objection SHE had TO
Il union with him WAS the probability 0.
his dying beiOle her and leaving her to the
sorrows OF widowhood. 10 which he
maGc the complimentary reply: blessed
is the man who hath Il vil,uouS wife. for
!le number of his days shall be doubled"
Mr.. Iillen, at Il recent wedding parry in
New York. WAS introduced 10 Miss Hasel- |
tine. of St. Louis. Samuel biushed. hesi- !
tated. aud WAS finally quite upset with his
upon what Il good joke it was
to meet the one to whom he Vas engaged. !
The plan had been ciphered cut to catch
him. and the company enjoyed he episode
very much. p. S.-Miss Ilaseltine was in
delicstely brocaded silk.
Keokpk Consti1etioa: "A man knows
jnst as well how 10 desc";be Il woman's |
costume as Il woman does about tie ri"ht
place to sign her name 10 II deed. But Il
man wouldn't attempt 10 describe wom-
ans costume. VIII lie wOmap-well. she
would attempt anything if she had the
least suspicion that she didn't know how
TO DO it. and was convinced, within her.
self, that such WAS actually the CASE. Here
in lies the difference between the mascu-
line and the fem nine gender
The Grand Duchess of Baden, the only
daughter OF the Emperor OF Germany. is
a oman of admirable good sense. She
has placed her Young daughter in the eX-
celient girls school in the Schloss, at Carls-
rune. where she is proceeding step for step
with her young companions, and teachers
md playiellows have been alike charged
not TO distinguish her by any of the high
md exceptional titles she may bear in al
Ier-life. She is to work and play. run and
give and take, on perfectly equal
erlns with all her companions. and to re-
,eive exactly the same punishment If she
S remiss in study. sewing. knitting, or
my other occupation of an ordinary schol-
IL. The Grand Duchess is credited with
wish that the child may DO
made as thorough seamstress rs il she
we're expecting to cain livelihood by her
needle. /,
A beautiful young heiress in Moscow :
las married a beggar eighiy-six years old.
t has queer look ut first. but nothing
ould be more natural. The young girl {
he is only tweniy-twO-eOulti not enter q
nto the possession of her fevtune until a
he was married, and the young men
whom her guardians introduced to her {
we're empty-headed cr..atures, to whom she I
vas unwilling to bind herself for life; SO |
he resolved to marry an old beggar and !
ret the money without sacrificing her in !
dependence. The old man was one OF her Z
pensioners, and readily consented to maj I
y her and then keep out of her way, re- ,
ir,ng on a comfortable allowance. All I