The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-02-26

But Here's How to Raise WeReta-
bloO.
And Many Things Too Numerous
to Mention.

Sunday. March will have Marched in, tn,
sun will get up At six and 90 down at six
and stand on his head at high noon!
Hooray for Spring, again.
And bad luck to the shor, month Of Feb
ruary, that gets in BY a scratch and goe'
out like delinquent boarder-one day to,
soon.
II there's any one thing more than anoth
er, its Spring. Oh. Spring! You've COM
again.
Take Off yure thing, and rest yenef!
Oh, luvli Spring, how plee.ed We bee
Yure smilin' face agin tn zee;
Thee grass grose creme, the violet blows,
And Winter grim . turned up his toze
Yes, our heart leaps with joy to get ou
work in on Spring. Its such seasonabl,
weather. The wheat is growing finely sns
the candidate crop looms up big. As VI
dig over the political garden and manur
pretty heavy with blarney. We think tn
prospects are big.
Hauling over our garden seeds, III
fust package We strike is labelled:
THE MAYOR.
(Giganticxss CIibuss.)
Thiseggserlent vegiterbul must be plsnti(
very deep, and hev good rute. Plant hin
in rows about 2 iete eech va. Ez sumo a,
tina KUN up ter the polls. begin tn thin EN-
out liveli. The moar tina KUN. the fastel
yu thin 'em out. When this plant begin,
to head out, kook him-kook him quick. o.
the bugs will eat him. The big bugs.
THE MARsHIL
(YankibHs Qu,ckabns.)
Plant this yarb in the dark ov the mune
20 the starr KIN shine on tu him. This veg
iterbul, like pertater, shood hev good il
and long runners. This vegiterbul gros,
slow but shoor, and will kum up evri yeal
in the same phase. This plant kant stand
kold weather, and in winter must be kept b
hot stove. 1t blossoms about the fust o
April, and hez star-shaped -four about the
size ov soop plate.
THE PERLICENAN.
(Ldmpo<fibus L~anibus.)
This il . beautiful ornament fur front
yard. 1t liz good climbing plant and
kreeper. 1t will kreep rite over yure win.
dew & thru it, 9. This vegiterbul likes q
sunny lokashun, also. The sun semes tn d.
1t good. 1t doant make eny difference
WHARF WI plant the perleeseman, j,
will be shoor tn KUN up,
hez strong rute. This vegiierbul will
gro better on korner than emmy where elses
II blooms on the fust OF April, tn, and goe
tn seed about the latter eeud Of March.
Tha "Pull" rite eezy when they air ripe.
Yes, Spring has come.
Now is the late weather Of our discomfort
Made glorious sunshine by the bright orb Of
Spring;
And all the stoves around our house,
In the deep, dark corner Of our cellar
buried.
Hurrah for US!
Gentle reader, Shakespeare and ourseli
did that with both eyes shut.
Well. seven more days have come and
gone, and now for the circus, for it will
soon be- on the road. We don't exactly
know which day We most do celebrate
Fourth Of July or circus. They seem pretty
equally divided As to friends, and while
there are more fire crackers in the pockets
Of Fourth Of July, the most elephant il
onto the circus. From now till the bill
boards are covered, every boy in town will
he tying himself into knot or standing on
his head in the woodshed, initiating the
gentlemen who immortalized themselves
last summer. Well, that's one thing
The girls can't do, or il they can, they
dissent"
Talking about boys initiating circus per-
formers, We remember an incident once
hat came near resulting fatally. Among
he attractions of circus WA the cannon
ball feat. This consisted of the performer
up 32-pound ball some fifteen
eet in the air. and STOPPING forward, catch
{ on the back of his neck. II was . success
Ind greatly delighted the urchins. The
'ext day some youngsters procured can.
ION ball, and one essayed the feat. Throw.
ng the ball in the sir, he stopped forward
o catch it on the back Of his neck.
Reader. would you believe it, he came
'ery near doing it.
II the ball had struck six inches lower
lown, he would have achieved success.
Is it was, however, We are very sorry to
az that it took him square on the head,
md 1t was two months before that youth
ould rob birds nest.
Still the circus hath charms.
The threng has assembled, the canvass is
The brass band have played twice or
The crowd are impatient the show to
begin
As the ring master comes out from the
door,
Ind enters the circle las they only know
howl,
And announces the rider in turn,
Likewise the jester, who makes low bow,
And the rider starts of on his run.
Reader, We wish to PROFOUND solemn
uestion-upon its answer may depend
our future welfare and present peace. We
SIX you in all can.lor, and wish you to give
q frank and honet answer:
Do yOs like eagsf
Yes! Then give us your hand. We new.
T found patriot Who didn't love eggs.
Although the egg is neither iish. 6esh or
'vl. il il nevertheless - nourishing -
;;ongressman's back pay, and a. full Of
omfort a flannel nightcap.
When meditating upon the numerous
God and perfect gifts which . kind Provi-
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