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"The CNuplui3a to the prrsitlcDt.'
fChicago Times

Among the most cordial and enthusiastic
of Dean Stanley's hosts in New York was tue
Rev. DR.. .. Il. Tiffany, formerly of Chicago.
Like the kev. MIR Newman, Mr.. Tiffany had
been abroad, and had met Dean Stanley
under the following circumstances The
abbey was crowded, and Dr. Tiffany was
refused admittance by one Of the vcrgers.
Il would like very much to be admitted,
said the reverend gentleman. Il am an
American clergyman II am sorry, SIR
was the vergers reply, shut cannot admit
you, for the place is full.'' Hero is my
card,'' said Dr.. Tiffany, handing him card
bearing his name aud the legend, "Chap-
lain to the President Of tho United
States" The verecr looked at the card
a moment, and then, with a low bow,
asked the doctor to follow him. DIR. Tiffany
was taken to ono Of the stalls near the
seats occupied by the chor1sters. and seated
beside clerical looking gentleman, who the
doctor Immediately concluded was a clergy
man. During tho exercises preceding The
sermon Of the day DR.. flny entered into
conversation with his ne1ghhor, and finally
handed him his card. What his surprise, a
moment later, to see the gentleman arise,
march up to the preaching desk, and proceed
to deliver the sermon. DR.. Tiffany had been
CDufGIStu33 Will tHt ut}ttl " " heStl1litctGI'
The moment the dean was at liberty after
the sermon the doctor apologiZed for his in
t:usion, to which the dean replied by in
viting him to lunch. There can be no
doubt about the truth Of this story, as it
comes from the doctor himself. But be neg
lt'cts to state what section and chapter of the
revised statutes of the United States of North
America authorizes the employment Of a
chaplain to the President of the United
States. If there is no such authorization. there
can be no such office. How then could the
Reverend Tiffany, consistently with his rev.
erend character, assume to be that Which
did not exist? Mr.. Newman mado official
gates in the far Orient fly open to his entry
by the magic name of Grant, but AIr. New
man travelled in On official character. He
was chief inspector of consuates, or some-
thing of that kind. The Times dislikes to
believe that MIR. Tiffany deliberately i'm
posed upon the unsuspecting dean of West
minister, but there is not any such Office as
chaplain to the President of the United |
States, and never has been.
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A SPEEDY Qu1ErUs is given to a hacking
cough by that inestimable specific for pull
monary, throat, and bronchial complaints,
HALLS BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS which cures
consumption, bronchitis, pneumonia, pleurisy,
labored breathing and other disorers Of the
respiratory organs. When a cough manifests
itself the early use of this beneficnt medicine
is earnestly recommended, as the difficulty is
more easily overcome in it's incipient stage
than later on. Sold by all Druggists.
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Stop Drinking Vinegar.

How many young women who have in-
herited a predisposition to cm0o,apoint have
ruined their health by drinking vinegar to re-
duce their forms to graceful proportions.
Allan's Anti-Fat; is absolutely harmless. 1t
promotes digestion, and accomplishes its work
simply by preventing an undue assimilation
Of the fatty ingredients OF the food. Excessive
longer any excuse for enduring it, since
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The Comrades.
FROM THE GERMAN OF uHlAND. I

4; FROM THE GERMAN OF UHlAND. S,
had mate in the regiment,
A better man ne'er stepped. -
The bugle blew to battle,
And mid the roar and rattle ~
One step, one heart, we kept.
.. .,...-
cart thou, or am I, the billet d..
OF that bullet whistling here?
All! poor old mate, tits thee it's found!
He fell beside me on the ground,-
Twas part Of myself lay there. ~.
'Dost stretch thy hand towards me?
I mnst load and one more shot try.
Tye meier o hand for thee, old chum.
Peace be with thee in kingdom come
Goodbye. my mate, goodbye"
The Spectator
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{15fFS'S
Allan's Anti Fat lis san effectual remedy for
this abnormal condition.
COLORAD0SPRZNG Cozo., July 18th, 1878.
BOTANIC MEDICINE Co., Buffalo, N. Y: :.
! Ge,atlenaenl lost three pounds while taking
one bottle Of Allan's Anti-Fat. Yours truly,
T.: ~ = =! 4 a. Mrs. NJ. B. MYERS. y \
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Chew Jackson's Best Sweet Navy To acco

lilies and Others purchase Remedy equal to DR..
TOBIAS VENETIAN LINIMENT for the cure Of
Cholera DiarrhoBa. Dysentary Group. Colic and Sea
Sickness takon internally(t is perfectly harmless
See oath accompanying each botte) and externally TO
Chronic Rnoumatisn. Headache, Toothaehe. Sore
Ihroat, Cuts, Burns Sweilings, Bruises. Mosquito
Bl5sO Sores Pains In the limbs back and Ghost. he
VENETIAN LINEMENT was ntr oduced In 1874. and
one who has used it but continues to do many
stating that If it ton dollars bottle they would
not be without it: Thousands Of certificates can be
pYopeTt,es sod by tbe nr9sSsts at 41 6enot =
Murray Street, New York.
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Meme run it but to love it;
None know It but to praise,
Is tho riiost desirable and efficient ma.
chine made, fr1' these reasons:
It is made Of tlle choicest 11st1te1'i-
ais, and by the best aUo,'Enne,s.
1t is the simplest in construction,
and most reliable in its action.
1t requires almost no adjusting,
and yet does eec|y variety OF work.
1t is 3eoisezcs$, 7'npiI, and will Oatt-
ave02' any other machine.
1t is the easiest running OF ma.
chimes, and suUcs muscle and 3aeTves,
which are more valuable than money.
1t has 7seUer failed to give perfect
satisfaction.
Every machine avarry,ated.
W Physicians recommend it for its
Gght-runnihg and nOiseless qualities.
Send for a copy Of SHOW to Choose
q Sewing MachiEe."
Needles, Attachments and parts for
all machines.
GEO. BLAKE,
General Agent, Minneapolis, MINI.
N. a. BARLOWAgent, Worthiegtoe
1In3a f.35-00 "
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FELLOWS IIxPOPHOSPIITT

is used successfully In diseases of the Blood Nerves
Muscles, Bones in the functions of Digestion GU
triton. thinking, nndcs standing, hearing, seeing
feeling. lasting and smelling, and evon speaking
wherever there is no organic loss. :.
For particulars Fellows Medical Monthly
at all Druggists
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

A Minnesota farmer who has five
grown-up daughters has sued the county.
He claims that his residence has been
used as court house for the past tive
years.
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

A one-cent revenue stamp is about all the
value there is to the large packs of horse and
cattle powders now sold. If you want a
strictly pure article get Sheridan's. They arc
Immensely valuable.
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"A Problem Long Since Solved.

How to remedy those prolific causes of dis
case, an Impoverished circulation and an i'm
parted digestion, was problem the solution
OF which had often bafllcd medical skill, but
which was solved over a quarter OF century
ach Bittcrs to public and professional notice.
Since that time, which may well be said to
have Initiated new epoch in the history Of
medicine, the remedy and preventive referred
to has obtained a foothold in the confidence
OF the American people that each succeeding
year has only served to siren CITIZEN. 1t is rec.
ognizcd throughout the Union as a tonic Of
the first order, a remedy for and sure means
Of preventing fever and aguc, and disorders of
the stomach and bowels; as a:rcliable tmcans
of reforming a disordered state of the liver,
and OF counteracting q tendency to rhcnma-
tisnl, gout, urinary and uterine disorders.
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

DR.. R. Y. Pierce, Of Buffalo, N. Y, the pro-
prictor Of DR.. Plerce's Family Medicines, and
also of the Invalids' and Tourists Hotel, of
that city, has recently been elected to Con-
CESS by the very flattering majority of nearly
5000. He has already served his constituency
as State Senator, and this renewed indorse-
mcnt signifies that his services have been
highly satisfactory. His extensive practice
in the treatment of Chronic Diseases will
not, we are informed, be neglected Or suffer
in the least when the time arrives for him to
take his seat i'll Congress, it being intrustcd
to his brother and other experienced medical
gentlemen who have long been associated
with the Doctor i'll The Medical Department of
his celebrated Worlds Dispensary and In-
valids Hotel. Besides, as the Forty-sixth Con-
gress does not convene until December, 1879,
Dr.. Pierce's patients will not lose his person.
al attention for some months yet.
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Sedatives and Srlmulanus yer us T6nics.
Alcohol-Cheers. inebriates leaving depression.
Fellows Hypophosphites gives vivacy and buoyancy,
leaving energy
Opium--Soothes. narcotics, and depresses.
Fellows Hypo1 hosphites- Stimulates, animates and
invigorates.
Opium renders the rerv insendble to pain but
lowers nervous vitality.
Fellows Eypophosphites- man to be regard
less OF pain by raising nervous vitality.
Opium pulls down. Fellows Hypophosphites builds
up.
Opium poisons. Fellows Hypophos. Is the antidote.
Alcohol poisons. Fellows Hypophos. is the antidote.
Debility and disea:e from any cause Is poison. Eel
lows Hypophosphites is ever the antidote.
1t has already accomplished rore good than all
other remedies combined. 1t never fails when ed
as dire ted ltcu1es the sick, sustains the dropping
and preserves tho healthy.
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er 81. 81 Il ts aS
fssss cs s far nn@ ahan
III @ga s6Pped DAYS test triai
orderins state WheScs years @ S,or unsolicited TESTING"
Ta 70 Sest of Pianos and free BeWare of ire:
$ATTxs WashinEton, New JerseY,U. S.Ke
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Dealers will, Of course, often recommend
an organ as best because they have it to sell,
or can make more on it. But it has been dem
onstrated at all worlds" exhibitions for
twelve years that those made by the Mason
and Hamlin Organ Co. excel al others.
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

dyne Lininent to family cannot be estimated
in dollars and cents. It is both for internal
and external use and will prevent and cure
diphtheria and all dangerous throat and lung
troubles.
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

The most wonderful discovery yet known.
Mrs. DIR. L. K. shaw's Moth and Freck'e
Lotion. May be had Of your drug gist: Price
only 81. .OO For particulars address Mrs. DR..
L. K. Shaw, 140 East 2Sth Street, New York.
Mrs. Shaw's Liver Pill. Best in the world.
For upwards of thirty years Mrs. WINS
LOWS SHOOTING SYRUP has been used
for children with never-failing success. It
corrects acidity of the stomach, relieves wiad
collie, regulates the bowls, cures dysentcry
and diarrhea, whether arising from teething
edy. rs cts. bottle.
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

TO cleanse and whiten the teeth, to swceten
the breath, use Browns Camphorated Sapona-
ceeus Dentifrice. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

Hon. c.. r. Parsons, mayor of Rochester
was radically cured OF Brights Disease by
Craiy's Kidney Cure. Depot 42 University
Pl N Y
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

BEATTY ORGAN |s a,o1 1,snassat Sss
in; depth, 70 IN length 4s in: Three Sets Of Reeds.
Jht5,tSsn & ,l Aso!ian
Hautboy g, 3tapssen: uo, Duleet u Grand Organ
neered Panel Gases highly finished, and Satfui neat
mpfoyed feSs SdpEgas KSas a RsSw sn lea
GtEan knee 4We!l: The mechanism, design snin.,sic
t9e most ever before
Retai! Prize askedby the Mcnopolists abolst s3S5
during tho HOLIDAYS, for ely $91
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NEWSPAPERS and N MAGAZINES

at club rates Time trouble and expense saved by sub
Agency which furnishes any paper Except localpubf
chine needles and attachments at reduced prices I
will also furnish Books OF all kinds at est prices.
Rock kyMountain StereoscopicV Views
speciality. Don't fail to write at for circulars.
Agents can make big money. Address j..
JAMES TORRENs, Evans, Colo
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'ras PIONEER TOBACCO CokPAY,
New York, Boston and Cicago.
The Worthington advance., 1878-12-05

was design in it; so as he reascended the
stairs called to Stevens, who followed
me and the steward into the latter's
apartment; when, shutting the door and
placing my back against it, l thus ad-
dressed him: Glow did you come pos
sessed OF that bottle you let fall Just this
minute?" (for could see it was not the
one l brought, "and for what motive did
you stop my horse few hours since, and
who was your companion2' These queries
poured out rapidly, not giving time for
any distinct reply; but when I paused
tor a moment he answered with look OF
the utmost astonishment: 'Sir, I really
do not understand you. The bottle YOU
brought gave the doctor; and to stop
ping your horse and about COMPANION.
l am quite at loss to know what YOU
allude to-"
"But l need not enumerate the ans
wers by which he fenced off nv inauir-
les. Suffice it to say he denied all knowl-
edge whatever Of my adventure, and
stoutly affirmed he had not left the
house the previous day. What annoyed
nae still more was the conduct of the
steward, who appeared to regard nv
statement as proceeding either from a
weak intellect or too free use of the
means supplied for my recovery.
| There was nothing to be cleaned from
Stevens, so of course he went his way,
and remained with the steward. Soon
after daylight, DR.. seyton rejoined us; the
invalid was sleeping, and all immediate
danger was oyer, so orders were given
for our horse to be put up to. In a few
seconds news was brought in of some of
the farm laborers having discovered the
|'lifeless body of man lying in the road
the remains had been removed to one of
the outhouses, whittier we proceeded. 1t
was q dreadful spectacle; the features
were quite undistinguishable, and pre-
sented the appearance of having some
firearm! discharged close to them. The
steward and DR.. Seyton minutely exam
ined the body; and after holding whis-
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1878-11-08

q ifnpuncted :, us I'd more than one place
notably npesi otlf no which We were
compelled % stay indoors fog week; and
we are not sure that the Z. sting Of the bee =
at that time Is not still apparent upon our
features, giving, wei pprehend sometimes,
color to scandal. We assure all that the bee
did it. 81 81.
i Our. bee-culture was mt 50 displeasfng as
it might be supposed !; but we acknow-
ledge that,we. were not.so near to the biyes
afterwards. Finally the detestable moth
got into the abodes OF our dear friends and
made them uninhabitable Such masses OF
web and dead bees and fifth as filed our
beautiful hives were shocking. we gave
UP after perseverance that deserved sue.
cess. Our devotion alone is worthy Of EN-.
ulation: our success would discourage
others. but we hope not. Mr. ALLEN may
point out the deceitfu rocks upon which
our hives were wrecked.
His book is for sale by WEST, JOHNSTON
81 Co. -.
The Art Of Fzo,oer- Painting. BY Mrs.
WILLIAM DUFFIELD. With twelve Illus
trations by DALzIEL. New York: g. K.
PUTNAM's SONS:
This little book belongs TO PUTNAM's Art
Hand-Books. The occupation Of flower
painting being refined and pleasant one
to the fair, this work will be to their hand.
For sale by WEST, JOHNSTON d co.
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rl,e hand Of Consp.rators.

svery large part of Mr. PauPs strength
Ieon1csa from The black Radical party. In
this cut,nty we estimate ther will constitute
two-fiifrus or his vote. The balance OF his
strength, win come from the general orders
issued from That political cabai OF selfish
and designing politicians who met In secret
caucus in Richmond at the close OF the last
session of the Legislature and undertook
TO orgnnize for the breaking uf, OF the Con-
servatiye partyai in Virginia, that they might
the more readily secure their own promo
ton. They had succeeded in making some
capital in State politics out OF the state
debt question. and they hoped on TINS
hobby TO ride many OF their e men
into Congress, and thus add greatly to
their own prestige and power in the State.
1he indications now are that they have
made grievous mistake, which bias ex-
posed to the people thGr selfshness and
very much weakened their strength. 1t Is
highly probable that not one OF their men
will get to Congress. This traitorous move
ment against the Conservative party VIII
open the eyes OF the people to the selfish
design OF these leaders. Their ready and
hearty affiIiation in the campaign with the
black Radicals OF the district, and the
prompt and hearty organization OF these
Radicals for their support. at once marked
these aspirants and leaders as men not to
be trusted by the Conservative people OF the
State.
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General Johnston

is a majority representative. There has
been no step from the suggestion OF his
name, so generously made and so warmly
sustained, to the 6nalty OF his election,
that was not endorsed and sustained by the
majority OF the people. Whatever be the
motive Of any assertion to the contrary, that
assertion is against the facts which appear in
the whole history. General JOHNSTON was
nominated by majority and elected by a
majority of the people Of the district.
His nomination, made as we have said, met
the cordial appreciation OF the whole South.
II was said in other States that if the Rich
mond district refused to elect General JOHN
sToN Virginia would be dishonored and the
whole South insulted. Our North Carolina
friends, supposing that possibly the old
hero might be beaten, freely proclaimed
that il he were they would consider whether
it were not their duty to go'elsewhcre than
Richmond to make their purchases, al
though Richmond was convenient to them,
and it would be to their interest to buy
what they wanted here. ....
This is fair illustration OF the feeling
that existed, and it was not surprising to
us that it was manifested. General JOHN
:sroS's career was full warrant for it. We
rejoice that the Richmond district rndi-
Gated both Virginia and Richmond By elect
ing the grand old hero, who will represent
us with honor to himself and to the ad-
vantage OF our interests. He is chosen by
our people in manner above reproach.
He is every inch our representative.
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Next TO success IN our own district we
bail with delight the election of General
Joseph L. Johnston. We had not supposed
for an instant that it was possible Tor the
people OF the Richmond district to forget
the hero of Seven Pines, and are not there
fore surprised at the result. -NoVoIe Vlr-
gilman.
General Butler must feel this morning
that lie has kicked up good deal OF dust
in this Commonwealth, and done himself
no good. Besides. it has cost him pretty
penny. Probably S150,000, at least, has
been disbursed through his agents.
Herald.
Paris is excited over an expected duel
between Paul de Cassagnac and NJ. Marion,
i member of the Chamber OF Deputies,
growing out OF words used in the debate
on Tuesday.
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The Blessed Bees. By JOHN ALLEN. New
York. PUTNAM'S Sons.

Inc LDt2SSCU DeeS. DI ouhN ALl-EN. NEW
York. PUTNAMS Sons.
The writer is devotee Of bee-eulture,
and his book is some account OF the pleos-
ure he has derived from his occupation,
and some account OF the mode OF Gull ure
that. promises greatest success. He says:
50 Bookkeeping by old methods was believed
.sto be ruled By chance. Bookkeeping by
ssmodern methods depends not upon luck,
5"but upon knowledge" And Mr.. ALLEN
proceeds in the manner he thinks best TO
dispense the knowledge he has acquired
upon the subject. We.really desire to see
the rural homes in Virginia adorned with
fruitful hives, and wish that all Of them
may be checrcd by the industrious hum OF
bees and instructed by the beautiful moral
conveyed by their diigent devotionto their
pursuit. .a
Therefore we commend Mr.. ALIENS
book. This is not an.idle word. We have
proved the faith that is in us by practical
example. We procured hives and placed
them where we thought they !: would do the
most good 1--we confess to our failure and
disappointment; but were by no means so
biased by our experience as to become In
different to the employment Of bee.cnlture.
At first we were so pleased and so inclined
towards the bee chat we earnestly sought
bis friendship. We had faith in whit we
had heard, .that If a man were notlafraid he
could commune With the bee, take him in
hand, and move him gently about with inn
punitY. we made the experiment, and
Just as We With pleasure thought we had
succeeded, someunimasin able cause nettled
the bees, and they Jew at us angrlly and
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The Democrats of Brains Elected
Talbot.
TBoston Herald

Boston Heratd.J
The Democrats of Observation-Disclosures
who carry the brains OF the party-deserve
great credit for their conduct. From the
first they defantly refused any afiliaion
with the candidate who had in turn be-
trayed both parties, and scorned the most
tempting offers he could make-ofers, it is
true, like those which Satan once made in the
wilderness, beyond his power Of iultilment.
They refused to sell out their principles for a
:. fat" victory, and later, to make assurance
doubly sure. many OF them deserted their
own candidate---one of whom they had
every reason to be proud-and gave their
votes for Mr.. Talbot. 1t was noble, mag
unanimous, and patriotic in them to do this.
They held country above party, and they.
share in the honor Of rebuking the pre-
sumption Of candidate whose election
would have cast discredit upon the State.
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MT COHEN BROTHERS

HAVE JUST OPENED
40 pieces Of MATELASsE DRESS GOODS, in
black and colored, II &C.;
80 pieces ALPACA LUSTRES, III black and col
ored, at 12Hc.:
Is pieces DOUBLE-WIDTH MOURNING GRAY
at 1890. worth 35c.;
% pieces ALL-WOUL MATELASSE BEIGE at
37kc. worth fully double:
A large stock of new designs in PLAIDS;
Also, q full assortment of NOVELTY DRESS
GOODS:
The best ALL-WOoL soc. CAsH5IERE ever Of
fercd In this city;
LUBlN'S BEST CASH5lERES at grealy-reduccd
prices:
A large stock Of MOURNING GOODS. oc &c
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The Next Session OF the Legislature.
charlottesville Jeffersonian.l


The body which will soon meet In Rich
mond as the Legislature Of Virginia Will be
an unnecessary, an unconstitutional, and
an expensive body. 1t will be unconstitu-
tional, the amendment OF the Constitu-
ton adopted several years ago by vote OF
the people prohibiting the Legislature from
meeting more than once IN t,oo years. IL
met last winter. What right has it to meet
this winter? 1t will be unnecessary, be-
cause we already have too much legislation.
1t will be expensive, because it will cost
S150,OOO. Let these patriots and ardent
lovers Of the public free schools on the
first day Of their session pass resolution OF
adjournment and direct the Auditor to ap-
ply the Sl5O,00o, which they would have
expended had they remained IN session 10
fine Dublic free schools. This will be a prac-
teal act OF economy that will eyince sim
cere wish to help these schools. Who vii!
introduce such resolution?
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The Richmond Whig has done enough to
offend public sensibility all conscience,
and ne could hardly be surprised at any
strange thingit might say. or any strange
idea it might spouse; but we are surprised
that even that paper sbould.iusinuate that
there were "manipulators Of the ballot
boxes y at the recent election in this city.
Will that paper cite single fact to Justify
its insinuation? II there ever was an hor-
estly-eonducted election, the election OF
Tuesday in. this city was that election.
There was q United States supervisor pre-.
sent at every yoting-place. But II there had
not been, the names of the gentlemen who
conducted the election would be u sufficient
guarantee that the result was exactly as an
nonnesa by them. & sss "a 81