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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

Mr.. Spillman had married second
wife. One day Mr.. S. remarked:
81 intend. Mrs. Spillman, to enlarge
my diary"
"You mean our dairy, my DEAR" re-
piled Mrs. Spillman.
NO." quoth MIR. Spillman, 81 in
tend to enlarge my dairy"
"Say our dairy, Mr.. Spillman.
"No, my dairy"
Say our dairy, say our screamed
she, seizing the poker.
"My dairy! My dairy" yelled the
husband.
'Our dairy. Our dairy" screeched
the wife, emphasizing each word by a
blow on the back of the cringing hus-
band.
Mr.. Spillman retreated under the
bed. In passing under the bed clothes
his hat was brushed of. He remained
under cover several minutes, waiting
for lull in the storm. At last his
wife saw him thrusting his head out at
the foot of the bed, much like turtle
from its shell.
"What are you looking for?" said
the lady.
81 am looking for our hat, my dear, ~
said he.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
In a Refrigerator.

Chris Larsen's little son was playing
around a refrigerator, the other day,
and got into it for fun, when the door
swung shut and the fun was over. The
boy could not get out, for the lock has
the knob on the outside, and the best
thing to do was to shout for help, which
the little fellow did with all his might.
But no help came, and, after calling and
crying until he was tired out, he laid
down in the ice-box for a while, and
thought he would call no more until he
heard some one about; still no one
came, and the time seemed long, and
the cold was growing more severe. At
last the child believed he should die un-
less he soon had help, and he thought
the only thing he could do was to pray
for help to come. So he managed to get
upon his knees, aud, after saying the
Lords Prayer, prayed that some one
would let him out right way. After
praying, he began to call and cry again
and lady going by there heard him,
and rescued him from what was fast be-
coming perilous position.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
Promy, R.form of i,odily Evils.

The prompt reform Of those bodily evils. en-
feebled digestion. incomplete assimilation, in
activity Of the liver. kidneys and bladder, as
well a. Of the nervous symptoms which these
ailments are especially prone to beget is al
ways accomplished by the use of Hostetters s
Stomach Bitters. . medicine accredited by
physicians pronounced pure by analysts. and
eminently wholesome and agreeable. Surely
such restorative is preferable TO unpalstable
and indigestible mineral drugs and unsanc-
toned nostrums. The nation at large assur-
edly thinks 30. judging by the unprecedented
demand for the article from Maine to the Pa
CHIC demand now supplemented by immense
orders for it received from tropical America.
Mexico, the British and Spanish Colonial pos
sessions and elsewhere. Both at home and
abroad it is recognized rs q standard remedy
and preventive. the decisiveness Of its effects
recommending it everywhere
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
A Learned Canary.

A lady in Saratoga was attracted re-
Gently to beautiful canary bird by its
close resemblance to one she had lost
last spring. She was informed that
the songster had been found one MORN
ing perched upon window sill. The
lady said that her bird had been taught
to perform the pretty little feat, when
gwen its liberty in room, of picking
up pin and sticking it into the carpet.
The cage was opened, and, as the Ca
nary flew forth, the lady threw a pin
upon the floor. The bird Immediately
flew down to it, caught it in its bill,
dexterously stuck it in a perpendicular
position in the carpet, and then it hop
ped off step or two and warbled forth
some of its sweetest notes, as if in ex-
ultation of the feat it had accomplished.
1t was the long-lOst songstsr.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
Hoonand's German Bitters.

During the warm season the nerves become
snfeebled and the whole system debilitated
The stomach loses its power of digestion, tht
liver becomes congested and sluggish- CAUSING
less malaria 1t this season engenders ague,
bilious or typhoid fevers, often Of serious i'm
port To avoid these consequences, take,
night and morning. . tablespoonful Of Hoof-
lands German Btters it is . splendid tonic
and Alternative, that will restore the appetite
and digestion. tone the nerves. regulate the
liver and strengthen and build up the whole
system to withstand the summer heat and al
its baneful inhuences
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

Sun Engraving on Copper.-The value
of the process of heliogravure, or sun
engraving upon copper, is shown by
the experience of the Austrian Military
Geographical Institute. The maps of
the new Austrian ordinance map are
carefully drawn on paper on scale of
to $4,000. They are then reduced
photographically TO scale of of to
$1,000, transferred upon copper,
touched up and printed. In this
manner each sheet OF the map can be
produced in nine months while the
same amount Of work engraved in the
usual manner requires nearly forty-six
months for its completion. The whole
OF the Austrian staff map, consisting of
7l5 sheets, will be completed in about
twelve years. No less than 211 have
been published since 1874. The advan-
tages of this process, as regards cost
and rapidity OF publication, are evident
and they fully compensate for any
slight inferiority in the appearance of
the work.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

LIMA BEANs.-After shelling, let
them lie in cold water for an hour ;
drain, and add enough boiling water
just to cover; cook until tender, or
until the beans are nearly dry. Season
with pepper and salt. Add teacupful
of milk, and bit of butler and let the
beans boil up once before serving.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

GREEN CORN PUDDING.-Cut the corn
from one dozen ears as previously
directed, and mix with it a pint of sweet
milk; add tablespoonful Of sugar, a
teaspOonful of salt, half as much pepper,
half cup Of melted butter and four
eggs beaten separately. Beat well, add
the whites last, bake until firm in the
center and serve hot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

pint of grated sweet corn; one tea
spoonful of salt; one beaten egg; one
large spoonful of sweet milk; two large
spoonfuls of flour; and little black
pepper. Add large spoonful of melted
butter, and mix well with a spoon.
Drop on hot, buttered griddle, and
fry until of a rich brown color, on both
sides. Shape the cakes so as TO resemble
oysters, which they are like in taste.
Nice with meats for dinner, if served
very hot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

SILVER CLoTHs.-HOusekeep some
times wish to give silver little
Frightening without going through all
the ceremonies of a formal cleaning,
and this can be easily managed by the
use of silver cloth. Take two ounces
of powdered hartshorn and boil in a
pint of water. Dip small squares of
cloth into the liquid and hang them up
TO dry without wringing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

BROOMsTICK.-After broomstick has
out-lived its usefulness as part OF a
carpet cleanser, it may be made to
minister to ones health by cutting of
the broom and using it as a gymnasium
wand. Spend tive minutes each night
and morning In lifting the wand high
over the head in both hands, palms
front, and then drawing the elbows
sharply down, letting the stick fall be-
hind the shoulders. The most obstinate
case of crookedness will yield to this
remedy, unless the deformity has ex-
listed from birth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

CLOTHES LINE.-A new clothes line
is the terror alike of the husband who
puts it out and takes 1t in and the wife
who uses it, but by boiling it for an
hour or two 1t can be made perfectly
soft, and pliable. 1t should be hung in
a warm room to dry and not allowed to
.skink."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

The REACTION after taking powerful stimu-
lants permanently njures the human system
Schenck's Seaweed Tonic is mild in its action
vet powerful in effect. and will rapidly
strengthen and build up the enervsted organs
1t does not produce any artificial excitement
followed by q state of lethargy. Its benefits
are permanent For dyspepsia and debility it is
invaluable.
For sale by al Druggists
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

COFFEE STARcH.-The mildest man
nered man will scold when he finds a
patch of white starch on a yellow linen
duster, but his wife may easily prevent
the occurrence of such an accident by
mixing the starch with strong coffee,
instead Of water. Weak coffee makes
good starch for Smyrna lace and for
thin neckties.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

IMPORTANCE OF A CLEAN SKIN.-MOst
of our invaiids are such, and millions
of our healthy people will become
Invalids, for the want of paying the
most ordinary attention to the require
ments of the skin. That membrane is
too often regarded as a covering only,
instead of complicated piece of
machinery, scarcely second in its texture
and sensitiveness to the ear or the eye.
Many treat it with as little reference to
Its proper functions as If it were nothing
better than bag for their bones. 1t is
this reconsideration for the skin that is
the cause of very large proportion of
diseases in the world. If, as claimed
by some scientists, four fifths, in bulk
of all we eat and drink must either pass
off through the skin or be turned back
on the system as poison, and that life
depends as much upon these exhalations
through the skins as upon inhaling
pure air through the lungs, it must be
Of the most vital importance to keep
that channel free.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

CORN BREAD.-Two heaping cups of
co-n-meal, one cup Of flour, three eggs,
two and half cups of sweet milk, one
tablespoonful of lard, two tablespoon
fuls of white sugar, two teaspoonfuls of
cream tartar, one teaspOonful of soda,
one teaspOonful of salt, beat the
eggs thoroughly, yOlks and whites
separately; melt the lard; sift soda and
cream tartar into the flour and meal
while dry, and stir in last; then beat
all very thoroughly; bake quickly in a
buttered mold; less than one-half hour
will usually suffice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
Reliable DIV Good. Hou..

IL you want Silks, Black Goods. Dress Goods,
Hosiery or Dry Goods Of any kind below the
market prices, and wish to have the adyan-
tage OF all the great trade sales, and OF losses
made by importers. send YOUR orders or write
for samples to b. f. Devices 1924 (formerly OF
725) Chestnut street They send out thousands
OF samples and fill orders daily from all parts
of the country.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
A Reporter Reporting Him,eIf

o.,; a, W. frck, Esq. Of the Ecer.,ng Bulletin
ppihhadeiphia' SAYS that after three attacks o,
IN L'neuuAsm I.i IN the same Summer. all severe.
he discarded the Doctors pby,lc and ,aSor.al
to Dr. herndons Gypsey's Gift which ent,rsI1
renewed hlm Ia two days. Have hun ipter,
viewed II Is new. harmless and powerf,,I
remedy. Sold all over Philadelphia Send fo-
CIRCULAR to J. j. G1ndall. Box $50, p. O. B.Iti-
more. ~ D~4Ai-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
DOMESTIC.

Pies are eaten and enjoyed by a great
many people, notwithstand their dele
terious effect upon health and digestion.
1t will be hard to persuade old house.
keepers to do away with pie, they are
Joined to their idols; but we can at
least make the effort. In summer time,
pies are an unnecessary extravaganza.
When fruit can be had for the picking,
or at very low prices, when you can
sugar down for dessert, golden or red
or black raspberries, or blackberries,
when you can pile up beautiful,
artistic pyramid Of pears, peaches and
grapes, for center-piece to your table,
and can flank it by plates of sliced
melons and rosy apples, what more
could a king ask? Doesn't it seem half
like desecration, to spoil all that beauty
by making of it a fruity paste between
two layers of pie-crust? Do believe for
once the "best way is as good as any,"
and let the fruit come on the table in
all its freshness and beauty and whole
someness, rather than waste health and
strength and labor in connecting di-
gestiOn staying pies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

STaUSToS( VA } VISDIc.ToR OFFIcE-Dr. C.
". Benson We lose no opportunity to re-
commend your Celery and Chamomile Pills to
our friends for Neuralgia and Sick and Nery-
ous Headache They act like charm with us.
TISsLEY & MORTON.
Pennsylvania trade supplied by Johnston
Holloway & Co., French Richard 4 Co., Bull
lock 4 Crenshaw, of PhilsdelphiA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

HOG PENs.-Make arrangements TO
save every particle of manure from the
hog pens, liquid and solid. It is too
valuable to lose. Every hundred pounds
of such manure-liquid and solid mixed
is estimated to equal in value about
one hundred and sixty pounds OF COM
mon barnyard manure. 1t is good on
all crops, and especially suited to fruit
trees. Nothing is better TO preserve its
virtue than swamp muck on dry earth.
Use it freely, covering the floor of the
pen at night, and cleaning out in the
morning again. 1t is not only good
for the manure, but for the swine. The
hog pen is generally the most offensive
spot on the farm during the fattening
season. A little dry earth judiciously
used every day would dispose of un-
pleasant odors.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

NUMEROUS foreign governments, as
Russia, Cuba, Siam, Japan, &C., &C.,
have adopted the Fairbanks Standard
Scales for government use, and in the
last four years only, our own govern
ment, in the Postoffice Department, the
War Department and Treasury Depart
ment, have bought over ii 900 of them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

The Little .Sloeep.-Several years ago
an effort was made to collect all the
chimney-sweepers in the city of Dublin
for the purpose of education. Among
others came a little fellow, who Wa:
asked If he knew his letters.
ooh, yes, sir" was the reply.
"Do you spell?"
"Oh, yes, sir" was again the answer.
"Do you reads"
"Oh, yes, SIR"
sand what book did you learn
from?'
''Oh, | new r had book in my life,
sir?"
"And who was your schoolmaster 90
''Oh, | never was at school,"
Here was a singular case: boy could
read and spell withouta book or master
But what was the fact? Why, another
little sweep, little older than himself,
had taught him TO read by showing him
the letters over the shop doors which
they passed as they went through the
city. His teacher then was another
little sweep like himself, and his book
the sign-boards on the houses. What
may not be done by trying?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

APPLE SHoRTCAKE. - Season apple
sauce with butter, sugar, and nutmeg /;
make a nice shOrtcake; open, butter,
and spread with apple sauce. Serve
with sweetened cream.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
Mrs. General sherman

Says: have frequently bought Durang's
Rheumatic Remedy for friends suffering with
rheumatism. and in euer-y instance 1t worked
like magic Sufferers with rheumatism make
. note Of this, and send for circular to Helph-
snstine & Bentley, Druggists, Washington.
D. G. Sold by al druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
Dr. RadWay'S Regulating PHI

Perfectly tasreiess. elegantly coated for N,
cure OF all disorders OF the stomach liver M
els, kidneys. bladder. nervous diseases. hast.
ache constipation. indigestion. dyspepsia bi
iousneSs, bilious fever, inflammation OF The hSE
els piles and all derangemenfs OF the intarraI
viscera- Warranted 10 effect perfect cure
Price IS cents per box
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

Among the new appliances for war is
a handicapped. 1t is made of gun
cotton formed into a cake or ball three
or four pounds in weight. One end of
a long cord is attached to each charge
and the other to sort of pistol In the
hand of the operator. When the tor
pedO is thrown into a boat or on the
deck of vessel, touch on the trigger
of the pistol detonates the gun cotton,
and an explosion with very destructive
results follows.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

Babies are the institution and should
be guarded from attacks of Collie, Flatu-
lence, etc., by DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup.
Price % cents bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

'Papa,' asked little six-year old
daughter of an uptown physician wasn't
Job a doctor?' Il never heard that he
was. Why?' Because mamma said the
other day she didn't think you had the
patients of job
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

One Of the Raising GsHerdtion.-"The
sun rises in the east" explained the
teacher.
"Yes, an there's suthin' rises In the
west, toO," chimed in one of the smaller
boys.
swell, what is it ?" asked the school
ma am.
'Injunsv" shouted the urchin.
Then she raised him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

Whoever thinks of life as something
that could be without religion is yet in
deadly ignorance of both. Life and re-
ligion are one, or neither is anything.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

DoN'T reckon on what may possibly
come to pass as though it had already
come TO pass. There is little use in
counting four unless you have them in
your bag.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

To LIT COLD have its own way Is to assist In
laying the foundation ofConsumption. To cure
the most stubborn Cough or Cold, you have only
70 use 1udiciously DR.. Jayne's Expectorant
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

BEES can no longer be sent through
the mails. Their business ends are not
conducive to the ends of business.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
Kidney & Bladder Complaints,

Crtnary and Womb Diseases. Gravel. Diabetes.
Dropsy. stOppage Of water, iDcOntinence Of
Urine Brightls Disease. AlbuminuTia and IN al
cases where there are orics-dust deposits. or ths
water is thick. cloudy, mixed with subst nce;
like the white OF an egg, or threads Ike whiis
silk. or there is a morbid. DARK, bilious appear
ance and white bone-dust deposit. and wheE
there is pric king, burning sensation whrn
passing water and pain IN the small OF the bach
and along the loins. sold by druggists PRICE
ONE DOLLAR
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

THERE are two things well bred peo-
pie always do at the table, pass the
bread and bad hand.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

"L'homme qui rit."-The man who
laughs Is a happy man, and no man can
be happy with his blood loaded with i'm
purities. The remedy which all can de-
pend upon for every vitiated condition
of the blood is DIR. Bulls Blood Mixture.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

A WOMAN has to settle a mans coffee
with the white of an egg, but she can
settle his hash with a look.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
Bowel Complaints.
Aches and aims

For headache, whether sick or nervous rs,,
marism, lumbagO. pains and weakness In -
back spine or sidneys, pains around the livs-
pleurfsy swelling OF the joints, pains IN ~.
bowels, heartburn and pains OF al kinds R1s
WAYS Ready Relief Will AFFORD immediate go
and its continued use for few days elect
permanent cure. Price 80 cents
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

A FRENCHMAN thinks the English
language very tough. "Dare is look
OUT" he says, "which is to put out your
head and see; and look out, which is TO
haul in your head not for to see-just
contraire."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

A BARBER i'm Lockport became dumb
He is now immensely wealthy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

A WEAK man-The one who can't
"raIse" dollar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

IT WAS Mr.. Justice Littleton, of
Massachusetts,, who made the following
remark about certain hotel, after he
had been there on circuit. Some one
asked him how he found the table.
"How?" growled the judge. Every
thing cold but the water, and every
thing sour but the pickles."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

WHAT is the only pane of which every
one makes light? A window pane.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

THE sewing circle meets to gossip
sew to speak.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25
Representative Business Houses
OF
philadelphia.

.wsr,nx an Advertisement Will
,or1er \ favor upon the Advertiser and the
PubIisner By stating that they saw the anvel-
tt.orne eut I'm this journal manning tne p6poH
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

The scales of justice are for the weigh
of the transgressOr.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1878-09-25

SAVE THE FRUIT.-Now, while revel-
ing in peaches and apples, let us not
forget that there is time for all things.
and that all perishable fruits should
now be made use OF as far as possible.
Can, dry, boil into butter, and in every
way utilize il; for when spring comes,
all thus saved will come very handy.
Plenty as the peaches are, we have
not let any good ones go 10 waste. Just
now we have a fair illustration of the
advantage of choice fruit over inferior.
The roads in places are lined with seed
ling trees, full of fruit, that will not pay
for hauling TO market; while our select
CrawfOrd's Late, Old Nixon, Free and
Morris will bring 81 and upwards.
Twice thinned, they are still too full.
The peach crop this season is such
as TO induce every man who has an acre
or even lot of ground, to plant some
trees.