Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1878-06-27
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DARK ages-LadieS' ares.

Dalk ag2s-LadieS' ares.
New York has twice as many female
printers as five years ago.
Blerstadt, The artist, once proposed tc
Dr. Mary Walker. lie proposed that sb,
should get out bf his studio. ard sl,i
agreed to.
There is q s!egro girl in Philadelphi:
whose feet are seventeen inches long
There is holloH iii tho ground every time
she lifts her hoot.
Mrs. frenont's daughter. ii Is said, has
the most beautiful hand in America. CAL
her, somebody, just so we can see wha,
she has.
i Why are single women called spinsters :
Formerly women could not legally marry
until they had spun y complete set of fur
nlture; hence the term spinsters, which is
still in Iegaluse.
= doctor went out for a days hunting.
and on coming home. complained that lie
hadn't killed anything. That's because
You didnt attend to your legitimate busi-
ness said his wife.
AUNT Susan says: Suppose all the men
We're III one country and all the women in
another and a big river ran between them.
Good gracious what lot Of girls would
be drowned" Yon bet on that.
Please take notice that vol, never read of
a breach OF promise suit in which the
mother dOeSn seem to know much more
of the case than the girl keyholes were
not made in vain.
At a wedding recently. when the clergy
man asked the lady, WILT thou have this
man to be thy welded hushand:" She
with modesty which lent her beauty an
additional grace. replied. ''If you please"
a lady in Memphis, not exactly posted
on the word ''disfranchised," was told that
Mr. Smith was DISTINGUISHED. and she want
ed to know how long lie had "becn So"
On being informed that he had been so
about four years, she said she didn't see
how that could be. for Mrs. Smith had a
child only two years old.
The Carson T1bone declares '.It is a
lie, a base fabrication. and one of the rel
ics OF balbarous times. to assert that wo-
man is man Interior: Infinitely superior
is the avarage woman to the average man,
and God be thanked that such is the case,
for, were it otherwise, the Anglo-Saxon
race would deteriol te faster than it is now
doing.'
The Norristown Herald remarks: "Thc
ir, for loI H.
pavement by about three inches. This
will ubyiate the necessity of ladies wishing
they had three hands when cut promenade
ing: but some method will have Id be
devised to keep the sidewalks swept
clean"
"Girls.'' said worthy old lady to her
granddau@htels. "whenever fellow pops
the question don't blush and stare at YOUR
feet. just throw your arms around his
neck. look him !lll in the face. and COM
mence talking about the furniture. Young
fellows are mighty nervous sometimes.
lest several good ch noes before | caught
your fond, dear grandfather by putting on
airs, but | learned how to do it after
while"
When st. Louis belle gets the ear-ache;
they take TIE fair sufferer down to the
evec. put bale or a bale and Il half Of cot
ton into the ear affected. ard play some
upon it from a chemical engine.
This rarely fails TO effect Il cure.-CHicaqo
Tribune. And when a Chicago belle has
he ear-ache they treat her the same way.
only they don't 60 out anywhere for
oalc or two of cotton; they usually find
t about the su'ferer.-.H. Lou,s RcpubH- !