Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1878-06-01


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thaf the hack hair is not merely an
ornament, but like every other work
Of nature, serves . high and holy
purpose" II Rev. Joseph Cook had
read these remarks, with what Joy
would he have proceeded to tear
Prof. Huxley's argument to tatters.
To say that girls do not snore be-
cause their. hair is tightly twisted, is
to signore tie fact that the back of
the hair is always detached and hung
ON the back of q chair whenever its
tner prepares for sleep. How can
it, exercise any possible influence
uppn snoring? Like Mr.. Darwin,
Pyof. Huxely is a very able man so
long as he confines himself to extinct
a1imals, but when he undertakes to
d1cuss girls he falls into ahVsses
Of error. Apparently, he is per-
fSctly unaware that the back hair is
detachable. "Gst thee to q nun
nary" Prof. Huxley, and learn the
tfue nature of the back hair, before
Building theories upon no better
basis than your own ignorance.
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II sought to find Why girls do not
|xacts, It, does mot Seam to have oc-
CURED to them that perhaps girls do
snore after all. On what is the uni
versal belief that snoring is exclusi-
vely q masculine vice based? OBJ
viously upon purely girlish testi-
moy. Every girl claims that she
does not snore. It is plainly her in
terest to make this claim, and she
we'll knows that no one can produce
evidence to contradict her. The
truth is, this fancied freedom of the
fair sex from the loathsome and un-
pardonable practice Of snoring has
no substantial foundation, and .
recent event has conclusively shown
that girls both can and do snore.
The world may, perhaps, be slow
to believe so unwelcome an asser-
ton, but there is st least one young
man, late Of Clinton, ILL.,, who knows
to his own sorrow that it is true.
This unhappy young man was en-
gagged to one Of the fairest daughters
Of Illinois, and was intrusted by her
parents with the precious privilege
Of conveying her to Oshkosh, where
she intended 10 visit her fathers half
sister-a Mrs. johnson. with slight
ly reddish hair, and . drop in her
left eyelid. Tho train in which the
young people travelled started late in
the afternoon and arrived in Osh-
kosh early the next morning. The
first part Of the journey was delight
full. Tho young man heaped pea
nuts and prize packages, and illus.
trated papers, and fresh figs, and
other railway delicaoies upon his
beloved, and felt he could travel o.
that train for eighteen months with.
ont evsn once wishiag 70 Ct out and
stretch his lags. Evening. towsver.
axxivod, spd sbout . o'clock tha
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