Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1878-04-12
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baby u n necessity, but twins al
wliss did seem to ME to ho ov n spclu-
latlve nature. l0A RMfA1S.
Is this Alder Creek" inquired i
tourist " nj Old man leaning over il
fence, YES, dis isall der creek knows
en-, was the reply,
Teacher with reading class; BOY
lreading =" And as she sailed down the
river RI" Teacher - Why are ships
called shcg Boy (preooeiously alive to
the responsibilities Of his scN) Because
they nrcd men to manage them"
Very fcw girls can spank pepper
box as il should be spanked, and yet
they want togct married and raise fam
lilies, OIL CHy Democrat
\ barking dog never hitcs, but the
same measure of confidence isn't to be
| placed in II bu2Iin' hce, even il he docs
10 10 war backwards Brooklyn Demo
Cnt
Ma, are wc cannihnls n asked il little
Eighth street girl Of her mother the
other morning. why, my child, what
do you mcan?" "Oh nothing, only |
heard you say to Bridget, Boy legs for
breakfast, - Cincinnati Saturday Night
A poetcss weighing l6opounds yearns
to twittcr as bird on somo lone
spray When she gets on spray and
begins 70 twittcr there is going to bo M
item for the local paper, unless the
spray is MS thick MS mn underground
| "a,
A good little hoy who was kicked by
n mulo didn't say any naughty words
or go homo CRYING 10 his mother. llc
just tied the mule within five feet Of the
beehive, backed him round "a il, and let
him kick.
A bright little girl not long since was
| urging her mother to go upstairs md
hear her say her prayers before retiring.
Her mother, not finding il convenient,
told her that Jesus could hear them
lust n. well. i" But mother" replied
the little doubtcr, Jesus can't turn OIL
the gnss.
Little drops ul water,
Iittlo gtninn OF Aand,
make the mighty neenn
And the bounteona land
Little nips Of whisky,
Little horns of hecr,
Make the high old bender,
And tho drunk severe.
An Trishman, who hnd been sick
long time, wns ono day met BY the
parish priest. when the following con
yersation took place Well, Patrick, !
am glad you have recovered, Were
YOU not afraid to meet your God9
..Oh, no, your riyereneo II was meet
ing the other party TINT was aicard
lV = replied Pat.
A gentleman spcakingol his wife 10 4
friend, said. Before We were married,
she used % say 'hyc-bye' 20 swcctly when
| went down the steps" And now
what does she say2" asked the friend.
Oh Just the same exclaimed the
man. buy, buy " All, Soc" sAid
the other other, she only exercises II
little different spell over you"
:" 1t is the Judgment Of this court that
YOU marry this girl forthwith and may
God have mercy on yoursoul l-you Will
remain in the custody Of the officer
who will permit you to go To Winona to
obtain the license, was the luminous
decision Of New Hartford MINI. JUS
tice the other day
What do we call money Tribune.
i Well, by several or more names.
Some describe il as spondulix,' some
~ " the stuff, some as the sugar
some as the rhino, some as spoons
some as "thcready,' others Ms brads. :
The French call it rdrgent," the
English the ncedfnl' in Mexico,
castng' IN the South il il rocks,
in the East tin in the West rags
in Canada Il goes by thenamc of spell
ter" lIercabouts il ii short"
4 tramp was pulled of the trucks of
n passengcr-car the other day, and, after
smilingly submitting TO the accustomed
kick, turned TO the conductor and said:
"Old man, you can belt away at me
with that mules head that you carry
on the end q your leg till you kick me
so full q holes that my hide won't hold
sage brush, but you can't knock the
glory out u me, Or keep me from
shoutin' over the thought Tint I'm just
315 miles ahead d this grindin' mono
poly. ! frozo to this train ut Reno.
Whoop ~ Hko ANr Poa.