Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1878, 1878-06-21
Notes and News.


bismarck is president OF the peace congress.
Family jars often grow out Of jugs. Dye sec -
Man proposes but-he is not always acc,pted.
Don't muraliZc to man on his back delp him
up first, - N
Buck Chandler is candidate for govcrnoyof
Michigan. E-g Ks - . n -.
Out in the Hills jack rabbits ure called arrow
guaSe mules.
John C. Fremont has been appointed COVER
nor of Arizona.
St. Paul, Minn., is exercised over tho school gu
perintendcncy.
The government Insane Asylum at Washington
The devil is always ready to give advice but he
cSacts high fees.
Mrs. Hayes is capturing the presidents cne-
mics by kindness. ss7 -r=---f rr~sn
Rev. burlington. supt of schools at St. Paul.
has been vcndic1tcd-
Holland discounts the American congress. She
has 1000 wind-mis. s.IN
Mrs. Lockwood, the lawyer Of Washington, has
made $N,1O0 ut the bar
Iialfa million orange trees growing at Riv-
crsidc. Los Angeles, Gal. I+@fi.EE. n
Let the broadax of Justice be swung by the hand
OF mercy, cries Judge Page. .-f..-
Commodore Vandcrbil,'s widow Is about to
marry Southern gentleman.
Why are troubles like babies? Because they
grow bigger by nursing them.
\ warm meal in Mexico consists Of two hard
A large party of Milwaukee cxcursionists have
been pcra.nhulating Minnesota.
The cnti amount OF gold In the world is esti-
mated at seven billions OF liars.
Not one man in n thousand marrics the girl he
most wantcd.-(Ey). Put him out.
The widow of Tom Corwn died in the room in
which she was married ST years ago. .-..- ,.s-
james Gosdon Bennett won 100000 on the
OLcary walking match in ''Yurrup."
Dean Swift proposes to tax female beauty and
let every belle punch her own charms.
Bishop Whittle of Virginia. will not confirm
any one who INDUCES in round dances.
A new paper named the Western ENTERPRISE
commenced life at Deadwood June 10th.
The Republican state convention of Iowa con-
rcncd ut Dcs Moincs Wednesday, the 10Th inst
The Investigations of the mint bureau are very
damaging to DIR. Lindcrman, the superintendent.
HennH Rcam's husband will have to behave
himself or she II 'bust" him with her little chis
Campbcll's committee of the st. Louis council,
recommend the use of Mollatt's bell punch for st.
Louis.
The trotting circuit Of MINI. opened at Manka-
I" on Tuesday the 18th with magnificent field Of
How do medical students get their subjects. sir.
If they don't rob sravc-yards: Why they bone
en- of course.
'rh" annual communication of the Grand Lodge
Off. and \. NJ, of Wis. was held ut Milwaukee
The past week.
The British Empire has ZIG. .O)o. .Oo0 Inhabitants
the Russian TON.ojO: the French II 500 900; the
Ottninan il.10)0D.
The qnct fellow in the corner who lets the 9TH
or fellows do all the talking is the chap who gen
orally marries the girl.
If lf"immcdiatcly the cock crew. nowadays
every time man lied. what an everlasting clattcr
OF cocks there would be.
Grants friends say that he keeps we'll posted
about home mattcss and watches the political
field with much interest.
Mr.. Sammy j. Tildcn wants to he the Demo
cratic candidate for president i'll 1SSO on the issue
of being dcfraudcd i'll 1876.
Ex-Qucen Isabella is to sell her diamonds Mt
auction in Pnrs next month. Now's the time for
-hoddv TO get piece of royalty.
killed on the 18th inst. on the Hudson River X.
H.. between two passing trains.
a coqucttc is a rosebush from which each Young
man plucks Il leaf leaving the thorns for the hus
band. Think of this, young folks.
~, The eommuni.,ts have been rioting in Quebec.
Tl: soldiers fired into the mob. killing of the
lenders and woundinS sevcra! more.
The New York Tribune says there isn't much
left of Alex Stephens but what there is seems to
be backbone. cs. God bless him.
Dudley Sclph. the famous Louisiana Rifle shot.
has met with accident from which it is fc AIRED
he will lose the sight oi his right eye.
The commencement exercises of Carleton Col
legc at Northficld. Mimi. were inuuguratcd on
monday. the 18th with good attendance.
Fears are entertained that riot is Imminent
At Oil City. Pa. owing to depression in the oil
market and consequent reduction of wages.
The Boston Transcript remarks that If Auder-
son isn't n pcrjurcr he has chance 10 spend the
rest of his natural life suing newspapers for libel
Gen. Plcasanton's story of the campaign of the
wilderness differs somewhat with Gen. GRANTS.
He inks thousands of lives were usclcssy FAC
riiccd
Th. expenses OF President Mcmahon are salo
isW per ull mum. This is Republican France. 1t
s.t,s h,.rS NOR ~ il
NupUican.
Bici, Dnnnclly was strangcd according to law
at rntt-vilc. Pa. on the l1th inst. He was
of the murdcrcrs of Sanger. supt. OF the Raven
Run mine
\ man will complain of he weight of baby
who one short year ago supported the mother Of
the said chcrub his knee for hours At stretch.
Sich is life.
sherman Sheridan and Schohcld attended the cx-
crciScs of the graduating class at West Poin; on
the 18th inst
The S.rwurt-Washburn battle wakes warm in
the thrd congressional district Of Minnesota.
rr.cc card monte Fletcher has h,chcd teams
with H. l.. Gordon
On the 1lth of April 1O,GMpcoplc an;.9 90, houses
aysrc destroyed inCanton Chinu.b by acyclonc. That
discounts any of our slight brcczcs. However, !
we've had all we want. ..-.-s-. r--
Rev. Jesse II. Moore, of the First Methodist |
Church. Decatur, ILL.,. recently announced from !
his pulpit that for twenty years he had preached |
Il doctrine he did not believe.
B. Grntz Brown. of Missouri. who ran on the |
Greeley ticket in 1872, for vicc-prcsidcnr. runcd
himself with whiskcy. lie has found ii out and |
il now delivering temperance speeches.
1t is estimated that the hu man frame is subject
to 2.4tD different disorders, When neuralgia gets
hold of him he thinks the whole 2.400 have struck
him ut once. We know from experience.
The coal miners of Braidwood, Ill.,, are on n |
strike. Negroes have been employed to il their
places. Both sides nrming The strikers
drilling at night on the prairics. Serious trouble
is anticipated
4 daughter of cx- Mayor VIM Havcmcvcr of n
y. is leading life of shame. Yes. and how many
more are there in the country from good families,
who for different reasons, are under fnlsc name
travelling the same road.
One frog is not sufficient to make spring (cx).
That fellow lies. we have seen heap Of frogs and
We never saw one yet but what tad more springs in
his hind LEGS than that fellow will ever experience
If he lives Il hundred years. lr7-2
Ex-King George. of Hanover di:d in Paris last
week. He WAS first cous to Queen Victoria. He
wns Duke of Cnmhsrl,nd and Toverdalc in the
British pceragc. He lost hs crown in 1865 when |
Prussia whipped Austria.
srhc lower house Of congress by their contemp.
:bc meanncss In inventing methods to cripple
onr little army exhibit al the champion three
qualities which were thought by
some to be alone possessed by one Loren Flctch-
cr. of Minneapolis. Minn.
In san Francisco. Chinaman became the fatli-
nh"u,, swinging his pis:taI. he said: Nc Nell:
ran man. all sa!ncc old Grantee Me heap Wash
!imgton. Me lightnins-rod agent. Go way.
Whoopec.'
The Speaker raped order. the Congressman
When Glover remarked, III 90 fishing for fraud
lie bn;tcd his ll0ivS with experts and mouscrs.
And caugli all his friends by the seat of the
trou1cr1."-N Y. Tribune. .@rs r. ri
The Shattuck school nt Fnribnult closes Its cur !
rent term Wednesday. June 18th. The fall term
Sept. 12th. st. Mnry's Hall is under
the immediate supervision Of Bishop Whipplc
md Miss 5. r. Darlington Maron. 1t has been
n very popular institution for many years and de-
-crvcdy SO.
Doctor. what do you think IL the matter with
my little bov:" Why its only corruitised exc
,is antispaInodcally cmanating from the germ 4
Of the animal refrigerator producing a prolific
source of ritabiity In the .pcricnnial cpdermis
of the mental prOtoundty. ''Ah. that's what I
told Bctscy. but she lowed it was wurrums."
Mrs. VIM. Pangborn north ofLakc City. Mimi,
las mad. maple sugar this season from hard ma
plc- other own planting. Take courage Dako-
Iairs ten years from now will these broad
rrnirics covered with beautiful groycs Of lurd