The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-09-10

You just cay u your folks that - did.
We struck il % the .hsrpess stse Of the
bieeees rock on The trail. We struck il on
too ssdss. si@Ultsnsously and Al the same
time.
We sssuek is severely.
II hsppesed ,hs.ly: We had beea sui.
fering for several days vi,h the "Mully.
grub" and the boys insisted ,ha, We needed
relaxation. a trip among the snow capped
cr.gs Of Nj Sn<iiies would be the very
ihine"-it v.s . duty we owed the people
If SAline-"ur lost health must he rey.ined,
anal ,h~y sere coa6.l~nI that that the pure,
brsci"s s,u,o-pi,sre II VI. Saeffies would
do the work; aud, in "ri~s to combine
health, pleasure and profit. could take
son,e powder, fuA-, drills. &c, snd ''Pros-
pect." Al first I exhibited . willingness to
to kick" But one II The buys cited
Steve Jones. Who, whiIs riding cut ios his
health over in the vicinity Of Carbon, had
struck twelve inch streak IL ruby silver
snG s..id il iOr fxo kssdret Moxssnd doilus
Thi. rsmim.iesi another ii The b0ys III Ball
Wade VI b" had cvsae Vut iron the States
wi,h o.e foot in the grave, and during his
evening stroll vu the Ssngre De ChrisiO
dropped on fourteen inch pay streak" VI
sire silver snsi -csle gold.
Such streak~ vi luck were too much fos
nv ~uaci.,e,i frame and tumblsd To their
racket.
Ito arrange for TN start would rpqnire
no time" clay. he los'kesi after the drill
and hammer. Ssm tii.~.t baking powder
can with powder ard iu-c. Fsskr. put no
the blankets and Chuck" and Bill, vh.'
had x4pe up tosn iO sr~ the livery man
come back Wreathesi silk snsilea. The liv.
~ry nan bad dead oodl<s of good assislis
ho,.es. bus said il wanted regular "Fold
Your Loving Arm Around Me- trip s"uld
take = muie-his mules were sell br,ke,
.urs ionied .ni psreoiy sys
Ot course ! wanted an animal that sas
perfectly s.fe"- not that ] cared . dam
but, yca know how the people Of Saline are
Mere an accident bordering On fatality Ia
oversize u.e they w..Mld refuse 10 he cum
forsss.. They love me nat alOse for my
mans virim.. but lSvish = ioultisude oi II.
isc-ion .n thst ''litil~ hslsnce."
The muis vss b Ought firth, she Vas q
meek tu..kirs cri;,er, regular Henry Ward
Her maiden Dsm~ xx- Elisabeth. Saws
vhdPd. ] 'nouniec-z. y nsOunssr AN
qnile graceiul-w.- "n one accession pre-
srnied with beansii", ding whip for my
agility in mounting. The gentleman whO
ofici.ted on the occasion presented il NJ
loscibly that ] haven, .p'xen To his wife
since. 'Th-,~. ~'ue dignity xl,onl u,~ il
am from Oi.i".
Well the 6nst iwo miie- Elizabeth vent
spisa,ini. wss thinking h"w kind and ac-
communicating that livery MAN. hos thought.
ini IN him Z" rrc"mmensl an animal thai
ws- -prris,c,iy saie." What taste iho-e old
n,"rk. dispisy~i ia selecting mules ~
n,-s,.- ii trau-,,. Y--. I sss fairly dotins
"a. E,ixsl,eti.'> excellent qualities when, sl
ii |. sudden, -he '~v.n ~ exhibit alarming
symphony. Had Elizabeth have b~en Z
buy mule ! -h"uid have prononc~a il wur.
runs. hut s~,n. 81 the Opp'ssite .ex couldn I
i"s the life I m- tell whether u w>s
or whether IL wss not wurrun,s
Was contemplating tie Provriety oil
dismoaDting ami examining Elizabeth
to,,xu~, when all I'll sudden che dropped
her head between her-hetween h-r he.
tween her--bstwe~n her ios y I'D iiml~, hei
heels Described psstr,iic .sr some other
,~c''liar curve In the air smd got of
II got "fi over Eiis .i,eth. head got I'll
xilI. a 9uicxG~-e t.ss, 49, b'th sud'ie" srd
in,usesiIs:..
I hooked 1T Elizabeth In zee II she was
hurt. she looked -upr~nely solid Then
I imputed agvund u -<~ hos I wss-e-
port ,wO sbrssioas "n the lsf; hip four
contrIsionS Ell The -r,nn! terminus. we'll
down--six inci-ions on the hurricane
deck. Ny first Impre-.i"n Was 10 shoot
Elizabeth, not that mas hostile towards
her, but I wss afraid the livery man might
take ride On her Sunday aud s~t hurt
bat having ne artillery with me NV hsuevO-
lsnt idea w.s frustrated.
Alter picking up lev piesss of qua u
rock ouI u the faied psemi-es. ] shook the
soil from my ,rowsers ~ . testimony
against future Prospecting. Then ] led
Elizabeth carefully hou.e and stated the
cs-- to the livery ,usn. But instead Of
sxndinx Tor three or TOUR dOctorH % do me up
in . rag and pour arnics and Anhe0-er's
beer oW NV bruises-he only lauxhed-amd
the hired man he laughed-and some other
old brute came in md laid down and
iauyh~d--,hen they all laid and laid
snd laid. No. diln't laugh. ] failed Ia
zee where the laugh came in At Bnt I've
learned . little wisdom. Next time 20
'pr"specsinG" wiil sssy at home, and the
nee. time I side-velI ain't s1scsly pre-
pared To say what kind Of an animal il
will hs-but d-n . mule. hope none of
the X Bro lady readers will 'nisronstrue
this ,idinx husiness. ] sm frank 70 admit
that I've months VI Colorado life has some
What furnished my beauty, bat thank
heaven. that priceless eeo, my virtue."
siill remains. Lei "a bray. ID. ID.
P.S The report that hsd Loaf sixteen
thousand dollars BY the failure Of the
Mastin bank il all "bosh," and circulated
By mischevious parties With . view Of injsr-
ing my c~dit 1t Elder Mins's laboratory.
DID,