The New York herald., 1878-02-10
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Let's ali send a valentine to Joe Bradley.
DO not be discouraged, for Matthews is your friend
TO the pilot In n s,orm--luE her little, lun her long
Tile Queen says that few fashions last longer than
two years.
Tom Thumb was born bald headed. From present
Appearances he Is likely to die bald headed
The Rome Sentinel says that Wednesday was as cold
the glance Of rich man at a poor cousin.
Tho Danbury Ne,cs wishes to know why women,
unlike men, do not havo parties their twenty first
birthday.
Wooster Press ave movo for the reconciliation
of valentines Give Us tho cold little cupids OF our
fathers"
Rome Sentinel:--'Amost anybody can s,nd boy
ou an errand, but only the wealthy have lesurs TO
spare to wait for him to get back"
Several paragraphers call their work "Etchings"
because done by steal points philadelphia Bull
letin. And tho disease Is contagious.
We recently remarked that John Bright practised
his carly speeches mill The Necs remarks that
John Morrissey did the ssme also, likewise
Bridgeport Standayd:-'A Bridgeport man coured
his vile seven years, and after living with her two,
now acknow edges u a court OF errors.'
The Philadelphia Bulletin oIasphemously speaks OF
girls at balls with ew clothes on above their waists;
and yet this is thought to be civilized country.
That was beautiful sight on Centre street, yestcr-
day-a drunken mother leading little tocKingless
s,rl by the hand. What Is rum without mother2
We recently remarked, on IN, deal authority that
out of every one hundred persons buried buried
alive The Boston Post says that Bill Chandler Is the
one.
There are some Christians who revolt at the sugges-
ton that there is hell. II thero il no hell Incy
feel that there will be place for their neghbors TO
goto. nLj
Ralph Waldo Emerson mot the only philosopher
who believes in The law OF compensa sation. The Dan.
bury Ne,cs thinks that baldheaded men ought rub
on butter. ~
A large number of Invitations have been forwarded
to Governors and other citizens Of the United States
to be present ball to be given TO tho Governor
General OF Canada in tho new Windsor Hotel, Mon
treal.
A tramp was look ing at duh, old fashioned stone
by the waysde and no sadly read the crumbling cn-
craving eight miles, As no turned away with
tears In his eyes he heard to remark, "rhey must
have been peders and perhaps orphans"
A Paterson mau, who is great breeder. was exhb-
ting to a number OF visitors u new, large, elegant
brown mule. In order his powers OF argument
number OF lager beer Kegs woro rolled up. and tho
brown mule IN nineteen seconds, kicked the heads
out OF eleven kegs in possible The visitors ex-
| pressed great wonder whom tho Paterson man saiu.
"But you ought to soc him In summer. when hos
really thawcd out"
"E c. R'.-You would not really bo justified ir
str,king the gentleman who from the restaurant
tablo and told you that you ought 10 hire trough
There arc people who cannot tolerate smacking Of
sucking noises OF the mouth at table, and you were
evidently having alittlo circus by yourself He puf
his Information rather rudcly, although even if 20,
whipped him you might not DO any less iutoerabe v
| that class OF poopla ~h" dn no, ntA ,ronsha