The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1878-09-18
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Woman's sphere-A mouse is woman's
fear.
Kisses should be placed where they will
do the most good.
Ballet dancing kills the fatted calf. It's
only matter of time.
Mrs. Gilfloy Paran Stevens denies the ru-
NOR that she is TO be married.
Mrs. Myrs Clark Games should 90 to New
Orleans and claim her property now.
This is the time of year when the question
with the housewife is can / or can 1 not?
Fashionably attired young ladies are now
able to pull down their vest, If they feel in
clined TO do so.
Seventeen women write in Harper's Msga-
zine to ten men, says an exchange. 1t
doesn't say what they write to the men.
Speaking of parlor matches, does any one
know whether they are as a rule more happy
than those made over the front gate?
Ida Lewis the heroine, spanks baby just
the same as any other mother. She uses on.
ly one language and an old slipper.
A woman is never thoroughly interested
in q newspaper article until she reaches the
place where the balance is torn off-Puck.
A Chicago girl left Cape May the other day
wearing five different engagement rings
She goes in for Troy weight instead OF love.
A woman can't put on any side-saddle
style when she goes in swimming. She has
either to kick out Ikea man or get drowned.
Hackensack Republican: Waste not, want
not" is a maxim you should teach, but you
surely want waist if it's within your reach.
IL ~
ton for children, is disposed to magnify her
office. She calls herself queen OF the bawl
room"
There isn't, says a misogynist, much diff
ference between q grass widow and grass
hopper, after all. Either will jump at the
first chance.
Jane Shinn, of Philadelphia, has made
three attempts at suicide because man
game Of Shinn-y.
A woman may not be able to sharpen a
pencil or throw stones at hen, but she can
can in a one horse wagon.
"No," replied Mrs. Malaprop, slowly, AZ
can't say that ever was in Dublin, but my
mother had a second cousin called Irish who
dealt in cork, so thereI"
six days OF the week he's visible, and oI
the seventh he's incomprehensible," was the
account which dissatisfied old lady gave of
her pastor and his ministrations.
Though we can not believe that Gail Ham
ilton is man in disguise, as some profess,
we must acknowledge that she is fearfully
and wonderfully maid.-Chicago Journal.
The prince Of Wales has christened bls
new steam launch Natika after an American
young lady, and other American young
ladies have become psagreen with envy.
But who is Miss Natika?-the forward thing.
A Milwaukee girls pet dog was sunstruck.
She had tent built over the sufferer and
icebags placed about his poor head, but her
stern father came home and ordered hydro.
pathic treatment in bag from the bridge.
Old party (who has sent for the landlord);
Landlord, can't get snything to eat Your
pretty waiter girls devote their time TO the
good looking young fellows. Haven't you
got homely old waiter who has lost her
taste for autyr'-Harper's Bazaar.
Detroit Free Press: 1t is now very fash
ionable for sea shore bellies to walk on the
beach in company with their mothers. This
seems to prove to the world that they are
young and tboughtless, instead of being 80
years old and on still hunt for husbands