Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1878-04-30
GLOBELErs,

SUICIDE.
Kansas paper tells of wind blowing
worse than book agent Incredible.
Miss Mary Anderson wouldn't act during
holy week, but she went to see Modjeska play
Camille, in st. Louis.
Mr.. Conklin was always great admi1cr of
Grant, but he does not appear to have learned
from that distinguished mummy the art of
keeping silence.
Congressman Morrison, of Illinois, will not
be re-nominated without contest. c. A. Wal
ker, of Carlinville, is the track for the
Democratic nomination.
MIR. Tilden's friends appeal to the public's
feelings OF pity. The pity Mr.. Tilden deserves
is that given to a man who lies down on rail-
road track and lets train run over him
The misogynist of the Kansas City Journal
Of Commerce has discovered that the sex of the
phonograph warrants calling it she" Ital
ways talks back, and it is sure to have the last
word.
Itspeaks we'll for California that she supports
more daily papers in proportion to population
| than any other State in the Union. With $780,
900 white residents, the daily papers number
43, or more than Ohio has, with 5000, 600
| people.
Etsca is Sitting Bulls niece. She is 1.-THE as
serpent, soft as dove, and eyed like fawn.
|-1fchdm9e Just SO. And she can clean a
| raw buffalo-rib like a coyote, has never washed
| In her life, and can smoke and chew toba eco
like Texas cowboy.
Prices In Paris are above boiling point The
cost OF everything even the necessaries of life.
has risen enormously, The Parisans will soon
discover that by such policy they are cutting
their own threats, as the world is not so ex-
travasently disposed now, as it was in 1867.
Wheeler? W-h-doublee-l-e-r, Wheeler: Yess
We believe that We have heard the name: and
| now 1T strikes us that man of that name was
nominated for the Nice-Presidency some time
during the early years of the Republic, but it's
SO long ago that he seems to have slid out of
| remembrance
colored woman in South Carolinia gave
birth to a child who from the waist to the
crown of the head is pure white From the hip
to the knees the skin is coal black, and from
there down the skin is white. The head is
| covered with hair as white as the driven snow
and unusually long.
Thieves stole S35, 900 in bonds from John P
! Moore, New York millionaire Detectives
| tracked the thieves and recovered the bonds,
Detectives were presented with reward of $50
by delighted bond-owner. If he continues
such prodigal liberalty Mr.. Moore will surely
| end in poor-house.
Alexander II. Stephens writes to the Angus
ia Chronicle, queer paper that has spoken of
Mr. Stephens as possible Democratic cand-
date for the Presidency, that the idea of the
Presidency, with any aspiration or desire for
that office, never entered his mind, and never
will while he retains his senses. Exactly TO-
The British government intends making an
offer to the governors OF Christs hospital in
London for the purchase of their property, the
land being five acres in extent. Three million
dollars were offered some years ago, and five
millions would probably purchase it now. The
ground is wanted for the purpose of new post
Office.
Centennial Dix, grandfather Hamlin and
Caleb Gushing are the great American office
: holders 10 think of either of them without
asociatlng him with some office would be be-
, You'd possibility. Caleb out of lob lust at
, present fol WONDER wants to represent the
sixth Massachusetts, district in Congress as an
independent.
: Simon Cameron, of Wisconsin, says that
, McLin, who has confessed to a parcel Of
hearsay frauds in Florida, of which he admits
, he has no personal knowledge, is "habitual
drunkard.-C chicago Tribune. Curious thing
that all the men who made Hayes the fraudu-
, lent President are now turning out to be habit
ual drunkards.
Benedlctlne missionary, writing from the
Indian territory, says that traditions of the
l Catholic religion still rife among the Choc-
taw and other civilized tribes, but that the
younger generation is cast in the liberal mould
and cares little about them. For many wears
there have been permanent Catholic mis-,
sions in the Territory.
The Republican programme in Louisiana is,
not to nominate State ticket, but to run
straight local tickets in Republican parishes
and in doubtful parishes to put up ''independ-
Q ent' candidates. In Democratic parishes NJ
e contests will be made. By this method tn.
}, Radicals hope to obtain control of the lowe
. branch of the Legislature.
y An India rubber baby, that squeals like
e human infant has been invented. And nov
3 | every old bachelor can enjoy the felicities o
; married life without any of its torrents. H
s can get up at o'clock in the morning, AM
II parade the room with squealing baby in hi
: arms, and, If he feels disposed, can smas
> the baby's head against the stove without fea
e of an angered mothers interference.
An intimate friend of Tweed writes to the
~ New York Tribune that Tweed fell into tn
habit of Bible-reading, not through any reli
gious feeling, but because, Oh the day that b,
fed from New York, he promised his wife, ;
devoted Christian woman. that he would rea
the book every day. He most interested i
:. its biographical sketches of extraordinary men
~ and regarded the Bible as "a most curious anc
Il wonderful compilation
70 The windy war in Congress over those un
u known creeks, the Kiskiminitas and the Cor
~ nemaugh, reminds the Chicago Tribune Q
that noble torrent, the Manzanares of Spain
;, whereof the peasant, who had encountered i
p on one of his wanderings, said, 80, / sno'
d you'll drank you up yesterday and the witt
g. Duchess D. Ossuna remarked, ''Wc had intend
ed to go out driving to-day in the bed of tn
river, but it was too dusty"
True story by the Chicago Tribune: 6
junkman,' said the teacher to the class
st arithmetic, "a junkman buys ten pounds
bt paper at one house. seven pounds at anothe
81 twelve at third, and nine at fourth; he hs
eight pounds in his cart when he started on
70 How many pounds has he in all? "Forty-six
yelled all the scholars but one. Wrong
l. said the teacher, as her eye fell on the sile,
to pupil. whose pa is in the business. s'Ho
OF many do you make it, my dear?' He ha