The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1878-02-06
SUNBEAMS.

Sweet article for the toilet; honey
comb.
Hoeg was good writer; but he can't
be considered side Of Bacon.
Often a man drives a pair of grays,
while he himself is driven by duns.
A girl at twenty says, "Whom shall |
have2' At thirty she asks, "Who will
have me?"
spilkens always, insists on spelling
needle, niedIe. He says every needle
should have an eye in it. Sew!
"Jemima Susan. did you get my let
ter?" Eyes, Dick" q send it in the.
hopes of raising a flame" ''pick, you
succeeded, for it lit the gas"
"Perry's victory Oh, yes, have
heard of it," replied the Iowa woman.
2" We ought to be very thankful to him
for having invented Perry y-goric."
I A dandy, wishing to be witty, accosted
an old rag-man as follows: lyon take
all sorts Of trumpery in your cart, don't
your" Eyes; jump in jump in! >
Mile. O., of the Palais Royal Theatre,
said to Hyacinth, "Gracious, but | have
a cold. What do you do when you have
cold2" "I,' said Hyacinth, 81 cough"
That was an Intelligent compositor
who when he came to the words, Arch
Bishops residence" set it up to read:
"Mr. Archibald Bishops residence.
A Nashville man answered Chicago
advertisement, "How to win at poker"
and received for his two dollars the fol
lowing: "Hold four aces or don't poke"
A negro was put on the stand as a
witness, and the Judge inquired if he
understood the nature of an oath.
"For certing, boss" said the citizen;
''If swear to lie must stick to him.
America now supplies Europe with
beef, -four; apples, potatoes, butter, cheese.
Who says she may not claim the proud
title of ''the Fodder-landW ~
A Boston stump speaker, turned clergy.
man, so far forgot himself in opening his
sermon in New Hampshire town as to
shout, "Fellow Citizens
He gave her hearty smack, ''Don't
kiss like that she said. 81 want sweet
tender pressure when I'm kissed. l don't
want any fireworks" He left out the ex-
plosion in the next act.
A Missouri Judge recently refused q
divorce in case in which the parties had
lived together forty y-nine years; on the
ground that it was not right to spoil
golden wedding.
Ann Soaring was sent up for stealing an
ulster overcoat in Wall street. This, how
ever, can scarcely be the fne-Ann-Searlne
we. have heard Of in that locality IN. Z
Graphic.
A new book of six hundred pages OF
money is by gentleman named Poor
Henry V. Poor.-Stas. We don't see ho7
Henry can be Poor as long as he has
''V" to his name.-NorriStoWn Herald.
, "Every drop bran'y !. drank paid duty
midear." Well, what of it ?" said his wife
as she pulled off his boots ''Then
midear amt a (hic) duty-full husband3
SQ6 CODS1uu6U uo Wups
: The intention of the old deacon was good
y but the way in which he worded his nc
- tice was infelicitous. He said: amy men
= bers of this congregation who have left o
O wearing apparel will please contribute tt
e same to the poor"
n 'Mariah! Mariah please slet me in
y said man to his wife, who was looking o.
y of a window watching him trying to ope
s. the door with toothpick; ''Ish tread {
d INV KEY, and it'sh all fattened out"
In lead coffin lately found betwe'
g. Bethany and the mount of Olives was
A silver ring bearing the names of SaJns'
A. and Manoah. They'll be finding Adam
grave next.
y ''My son." said mother to a little b
a four years old, "whom above oil othe
NJ. n, will YOU wish to see when you pass in
.. the spirit world ?"-''Goliah" !" shouted t
le child, with joyous anticipation; "unless
~ he quickly added, there's bigger fell
It, there"
d. During the review of the Sunday -scho
IA last Sunday, the question was ask'
to "What became of Elijah ?" and the ent
he congregation was electrified by small shl
81 81 voice that piped out with extreme unctie
"He went to heaven like house afre, y
.ot bet"
It is maddening, maddening, maddenil
a.. for a woman who has been patie
lk- fashionable martyr to heart disease
II thirteen years, to learn from her physic
IRE that she is only suffering from enlargem
u. of the liver.
<e-
,u- "Come down this minute" said the be
an swain to mischievous son of Erin who
"a been idling aloft. Come down, s
~; and I'll give you good dozen, you rasca
~ Iv' ''Troth, sur, an l wouldn't come dowl
On you would give me two Dozen"
W. W. A Denver woman who bought staml
Ln,l the post-offce the other morning, as
ell the engineer of the department to stiel
OK on for her. He inquired if she could
But stick it on herself, and she replied that
&c, could not, because she was an entire stl
eli eli ger in Denver
A master advised his drunken serv
to nut up his money for rainy q