The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1878-01-29
FLEA BITES.

&lH
Kansas City Tine: Whose baby j.
it," /.
Dunno. faint ourn.
The physicians say that promi-cuous
kissing spreads disease.
oh, give ,s some more disease. Regular
old sick abed disease.
when your will is ready your feet are
light" unless YOU happen To be Sedalia
girl-J.i. CITY TiJnn.-
That's = nice thing To come from town
where they build ci>tern> out oi their
women's heel msrks-
YeS, but year Of marrimony will >ob~r
vou up-FmaIin Iatri<.
Hair will pull. snvhow.
Henry Ward Seecher has exploded
another torpedo under Saian's place of
business. There won't he enough al the
old shop left lexi year to broil \ macserel.
Il. e. Times.
Perhaps not but Il,ere'll he enough To
make i, red hot for that old -ar'iine, YOU
bet.
The State lunatic asylum a, FultCn
wants sealed proposals Tor beef.
By thunder. So do We. Never mind
sealing I'm. Send tie proposals on Posta!
card-or, we'll, never mini the proposals,
but be sure an,i seri the beef.
Indications are that the celebration Of
the carnival on the 9Th of March in Mem
phis will surpass that al any other carnival
ever celebrated there.
! Ye-, well. Perhaps Memphis hasn',
heard of the niger dance tina, comes of
here mex, SATURDAY. night.
i'm Seiaila the mud an the principal
experience i5ccnrile .idr.,fistr.
( Whose loot, True, our streets are muddy,
bu, We saw Boonvil!e girl cross one oi
orr streets. the other day, and the top o!
l neF garter tHfeS a -uhuoS Over >SS"ho
story window.
/ A revival Is going on in SedaIia. but
Mug and Bacon Montgomery have planted
/ themselves firmly on the rock III cus>edness
and refuse Ia he converted. The recaici-
/ ,rant Mug has even commenced pcking iiu
at the Murphyiie-.-,icf. City Tribune.
No such thing. Both have taken or
der~. and are renowned for pieiy and tenn
perance. Open 10 conviction. they have
been convicted, and ere long will start 10.
Jefferson Ciiy-;o convert that godles'
heather, Tennie Matthews, ii enough divine
grace can be unloaied there To accom-
pll-h it.
--Lin-eed oil has advanced one cent pei
gallon. II Is now six;y-iwo cents raw, anc
>ixiv->cven cents boiled.
VIVA, do YOU ask For il br'iied,
I Ajax deiying the lightning mus; hav,
lseen an impressive spectacle much more :,
than three jacss defying a full hand
Bsfaio Nes-;.
Bu; FouriaN raking IN the pot, is the
most sublime tabIeau in the programme.
The Moberiy Daily N,aiio. seems e
be in a bewiidered state oi mind. II ex
claims in startling head line-: "Wher,
are We? At ses-no pilot-ro port
there hell, or do We all go TO glory:'
Nei,he, one. We go rich, straight; alon;
earning orr dollar and half day till tn
Devil comes along and takes ds by the nap
Of the neck and the seat of the breechss, an.
subsequent proceedings interest VI no more
III Cleopatra wore nothing but n neck
lace for her ordinary costume, why did sin
need such prodigious needle,
SO that she could lose IL, and whei
Marc Antony wanted a shirt button sewe,
On. hun, the whole house over after j,
while he'd get mad and 60 down town with
on; any collar.
-Talmage calls the cylinder ci print
ing press .'ihe front wheel Of the Lord
chariot" What capital thing il is 10 rid
in the from; wagon.-kan~rs City Mah.
Ie<, but Lord, how the mud flies owe
the dashboard
Mary C,euimer says she ia getting sicl
Of fashionable rudeness in dress, and want
Ia know what is 90 save the blush OF femi
nine modesty unless woman herself.
Dunno, Mary. We're mighty econom
ical-save mo-, everything We get OH
hands on. We've saved every blush, 50 far
You can stand on your head. il Won van
to, and we'll save every blush that's bor'
unseen.
Il. +. Dawson ami bride returned &
tie city ON Thursday night. Livingston
will not settle down to his work regularl
until after the lst Of February.-&ate jcu'
nal.
Won't hey? Why no, How do yo'
know? Who told you so? Who's runnin
that marriage. anyhow: What right hav
Won go, TO poke yonr no-e in? Davidson
you go right to work at once-never Pu
of till yesterday what can he done mex
, week You hear us.