The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1878-09-05

ssa, Fuil soon Ss esi M sutumss , irosty bssath
And dash to dust Thy ssudy I sheen ~
Thy giittering mail Of gold and resni
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WHEN baseball player comes home
lol .ge season ,L; nls ansels aoor = ss = rS
naI 1eeh 'a1A ~ Alue sno yOah anu ounap
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Governor n,.9 o. Mlcnlgan, Is 9 sel.-lIase9 9n
man sbonId he sIected for ieayen e, wears wears
N Y Neus.
Tun o,,or,,,,,,ar aoss 81 ,,.st 6.ht;no
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on on. NEyratie Eur;ous. e =
R.upoAns carrv tbrea million mas
senoers safaIy where fbev t;ii one. Int
tbe tronble L to know When the three
Wilton mil have heen counted mn and the
L;j1;no ia II hao;n = Eree Pvsea
WHrN the nroprietor goes out and
tells the clerk he is going down on
,Change. the clerk doesn't tell him that
he Is going down on change. too, but be
is sneyertheIess = Cincinnati Post.
Iaox out9 Don,t give It away. but
the new style Of stoves this coming win
ter will bear the following in large
raised letters all around the top: " This
is not spittoon. - Wheetsng Leader.
you often hear of the spirit Of Democ-
racy. but no reference is made to any
other political beverage. Why is TIM!
Do the other parties wink and take the
chances p Breakfast Table.
How do those people at the seaside re-
sorts who do not bathe in the ocean
manage to keep clean3 A familiar sign
in ones hotel room reads, no wssning
allowed IN the rooms -f,a'tdaetpnad
Bulletin.
"DoEs lager beer intoxicate r. That's
| the question which thousands IN the
community are industriously trying to
settle just now. Important questions
like this require any z num0er Oh eApel1-
menfs.-Ne'odrs 1d@.
THE harvest season is at hand, and
the wealth of golden fruit is seen on
every side. The full moon sheds her
mellow light upon the Garth, and apple
trees and cats are getting severely
clubbed.-Rone sentinel.
ONE fly in five minutes will take
twenty-seyen years accumulatlons OF
Christianity out Of a man. We hayeno
desire to discourage the ministry, but
this is fact which can be backed up by
] figures.-KeokuE Constitution.
~, .,, ,ho w;,l broat h;s neck
nnn;nr I , to cotcb . ferrv.boat on hot
day. and who will gulp his dinner in
/ fifty.fiye seconds, will patiently spend
fifteen minutes in sucking sherry cob
bier through a straw.-PucE.
So a.s ths o,d SOW
JOSEPH COOK ienaels .as Jsr - 'ew ~
Sauce ios gTose, Ts saTG S,',;na ~. sJornmeuts
ICnoMs. ;,S ;oa se for ~ anse,;ne female are
sdnnmo mnavm s ~ o'meat a thc wants Of the mas
cnl;ne admit of the same species
Graphic.
,. sn-a +ot t;no itba
.,aaa aaoann nf asoanst % - Young men who have
Piaco =. o.ot = uoS ;a,, lraneo IN tha latter
Deen gwen " inuulselSJ II - - - ox.Sarv ss,,,
alleged game snoulu luu u'se =. 49, 3, :
very sParingly az nrs.i ~ may p.,ns fa.a ~
Menea1 Men Ha,aa eMnaSo;,1m pso;.ta, @n' DA,
s:a,,,,ax.d fo,,r b,,n.
ISlNiING mas u.ovosu,e soasa 40 I Int M NJ,
IIea anu VI. snn S;soona,ed baT N rnn .
uouy nas yos ~ s,;t svervhodv- YonLers
. IGsmspapoto ~ nss @ thera hos we have
~ uIse"e i,;, yte' ~ onr ot,;ca averv dav
tnem calnnS 49,. a. oti ~ 0' 4esl ne us Ioxs. -
svop ue II yn0 49, S, ~. :. R,,,;r,ors R,,L
1o ~ Ii sn' io' '''S'
set'n.
AN Irishman accosteda gentleman on
. the street, late at night. with q request
for the time. The gentleman suspecung
/ that Pat. wished to snaten ms Watcn'
1 gave MIN sangiag I1p ol .ao sS
8 =, Stp~ :.IL.,, -.tSr+ad pot
4 one pc lappeis, ouo,.Su - os !,
Pm glad didn't ak yez an h0ur ago.
Roojo, GJohe
ae aa,.,;,,ar;o,
ONE tnousanu mempeIs VI Soniiuni.o ZIG, !.
It and colleges are waiters In the whit.
! Mountain hotels. Under their intelli
o.,,as +ha q nyono rad stomach Sof rumi
cOMes eno PaOpoio1 - - -
e mating animals, and the gulleiess nasf
u loses itself in the mazes of "concretet
II particles of the diSUrdered elements
j ,ros+ordov % Drnb,sr,, Meme
yoo0oiuoJ. 1''""5 -Ss' ~ ~
d 0OHi Won don't believe that stor'
p !ois !o aat;nn Lsrd.,ara ~ d
a. said q q Mic tn a friend AZ thew wer
,e stroll;ng throuph a menaperie. Este
e this way. and see for yourself" The
y nickine nm a hammer that Law near b
of fed the way to the camePs berth, an
n tossing it in. the wartbacked giutto
ar S...Issd h;s ohnndon+ I;,,s ovor IL