The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1878-03-29
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What is home without chrome?
To keep yourself warm-keep the fir
coaled.
Maybe Pope Leo XIII. wrote "Beauti
full Snow"
Vermont divorces every sixteenth mar
ried couple.
Kind words will keep old friends anG
make new ones.
Paris has eight hundred newspapers
but only one Pays.
Chicago made and paved IS miles Of
new streets last year.
Next to Americans the Germans pro-
cure the most patents. 2
Emanuel left 81, 900, 600 in debts and
nobody contests his will.
The daughter of Mrs. Ben Pitman is a
reporter of the New York Tribune.
John Sherman had better look out.
Bismarck is pecuniarily embarr assed.
The Queen of England and Prince OF
Wales are in strong dislike of Russia.
Miners in the coal-pits of Eng land arc
prohibited smoking under heavy penalties.
The Chinaman's weak spot is white
sugar. He'll pass over jewelry to get cut
loaf.
There have been 1000 polygamous
marriages in Salt Lake during the past
year.
-Barnum has accumulated eighteen ell
ephants for the next "biggest show on
earth" :.
ALBANY wants a hall capable of holding
all her citizens who do not believe in fu-
ture punishment.
A correspondent says: A brother of
the late Vice-President Wilson is day Ia
borer at Washington.
Why does rooster always have his
feathers smooth Because he always car
ries his comb with him.
i do not play poker +; Iloathe and de-
spises poker always get hold of the
hot end.-G. Washington. s. 8
Judge Blatchford, just appointed U. i.
Circuit Judge, was for 30 years private
secretary to VIM. H. Seward. i
The Buffalo Express thinks George
Washington was brave because he married
a widow, and yet it rails at Mr.. Lord. 4
-" An sure, its aisy enough to build a
chimly," said O'Rourke aye how'd one
brick up an slip another one under it,
About three-fifths of the jury trials in
this country include at least one man ON
the jury who ought to have been born
mule.
The stretc her used to punish eonviets
IA the Nsw jersey State Prison is war
'anted to kil an average man in four min
ates.
"A Connecticut man told his wife he
vas bound to have ,,4gatarv nn the ton
II his new house. Observatory was what
Ne meant.
The elevated railroads in New York
ity are nearly completed. Twenty loco
motives Of IA tons each have been ordered
or their use.
England, we are told, has her finger
"a the trigger. Better be careful or the
arty at the butt end of the gun may be
nocked over,
Bob Tngersoll is to desert Peoria. He
sill reside permanently In Washington and
raetice Law with his brother, Hon. e. C.
ngerson.
MIR. Pitman gave lecture to his class
n eremating. He says the cremation of
frs. Pitman cost him only s15, including
arriage hire.
1t is proposed ia London to do away
18th steam fire engines hereafter, and de-
end entirely on high pressure hydrants
,r fire purposes.
Live in the light. Open every room ia
our house to the sun. Keep no room shut
" company. There is no medicine like
ae sunlight. @ L
He went softly behind the door and
elm a man of very quiet
sstes." Then he took a flask from his
ocket and tasted something.
"A st. Louis man will bet $500 that no
uman being has soul. He imagines
aat PERSONS soul should be as visible as
red nose, and he has always resided ia
!. Louis.
Ferdinand Lesseps Of saez Canal ee-
'brlty, is now 10 years of age. His young
lfe, Mile. Autard de Bragard, whom he .
arried In 1859, recently presented him
it'll twins.
Jackson papers are boasting about two {
eomotiyes being put together in Q hours
I'd 10 minutes at that place. We once ,
W two engines pat together near this I
ace in less than five seeends.-Saraaac
ocaI. :,
"A wag tried to annoy popular preacher
! asking him if the fatted calf was male I
female. " Female, to be sure was the q
ply, for see the choking the i
lestioner full in the face" yet alive In e
% flesh before me. +
MIR. Frederick Seward, the Assistant =
'eretary of State, carries with him always Q
reminder of the assassin's attack on his
ther, and his own gallant struggle. He
forced to always wear small black skull
p to hide the silver plate which mended .
8 wounded head. q
IAN energetic revivalist is conducting
eetings in Baptist church in Lexington,
y. He breaches sermon in which the ]
lights of heaven and the horrors of hell
9 vividly described; and then. taking
It his watch, says: g I will give sinners
actly five minutes to choose !