The Russellville Democrat., 1878-08-15
A dollar in your hand is worth


 two in,some other fellow ssFEI ger-,Hayn't dhenEds.sefis an Enoch lrArden case in as whole yessslo The missing husbands seem to 'phme 2 good time ofbit staying away.st
 Somebody, has tahen1the trouble to write a book aboutSssH ow to find the stars" Don't wait to read it--step on anapplc peel. a'fnk I7s
 Archery IS the most dangerous amusement for young women. They are sure to make all. arrow escape from their beaux.
 r-She was plump, and beautiful, and he was wildly fond of her; she hated him, but womanlil1c, she strove to catch him.. He was a flea. ! a-Can temperance hotels llye2' It was the opinion of the late Artemus Ward that they couldn't; they al ways sold such poor whiskey. w
 Ut takes mighty old man to know more than the stripling who swagers along with his hat on the side ot his head thinks he knows. ig
 Most articles fluctnate in value; but it has generally been observed that pen, ink and paper are always stationery.
 A man cannot wear tight eel skin dress, but he can get tight if he wants to, which is . good deal more comfortable. .-..tst i Betty Mustard leads the woman's rights party in Scotland. Betty ought to, be able to make it warm for her opponents. ar aasos Al l Scientific agriculturists speak of the ''fruit belt" of the south. It is where the green apples strike the small boy. 1ss ss7rq fa sgst- ia fsO One of the blanks in the Kansas l platform demands the repeal of the obnoxious law which provides that a flush beats straight. 'E "i'@ -a I Satan is good to hisowli. This is an ancient but true proverb. You never hear of Q thieving Indian agent losing his scalp. 1 Wanted: Delinquent subscribers to settle up. F. S.-In answering this advertisement please state what paper you saw it in.
 l Living is so cheap in Florence that Americans positively refuse to compromise their dignity aud repu- tation by remaining in that city.
 There is another animal that ought to be muzzled during the heated term. It is the whistler. As a source of irritation he is exhaustless.
 "There's no place like home, "-- Lunless it's some nice young girls home, when the old folks are at class }. meeting, and the match box is empty.
 Hard times have not reached Texas, The people of the Lone Star state keep tight on raising crops, building railroads and robing mails.
 The proper time for a girl to marry is after she has counted up her cash and fouud that she can support hcrselfin case her husband turns politician. sFe, ,,.., .a.sq,
 To the women of America; Ii you mail your letters yourselves, in stead of entrustlng them to your good for-nothing husbands, they may get there some day.
 It is too hot to think much, SC we take the opportunity of stating that when yod get good men you wlli have good governmunt. Try it we are aligible, if the office pays well. Our first mother frequently re marked that the styles in fig-leaves were tediously few, and for her part she never went out calling without feeling that. she had really nothing tc ware. ~Qal tsAa An exchange says one of the simplest remedies for neuralgia i' essence of peppermint. Bathe tho part affected, keeping the hand ovel it. Ii will burn and draw, but mol
 blister. Backward, turn backward, ( Time in yonr flight; let me remem : Der when I was last tight. Wife a
 the window, her ma at the door, yol l all know how it is who have beei + there before. aas a.asesreas ' --City people are not any mor'
 savage, perhaps, than those who re ;, side in the rural districts, but dur