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oGine Mnfornernltll

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trirb bierlHit an bic game gReIt aerihtet.
nm cine be5iere Suiten= pber Qunoers
AReci;ln Dor boS Bublitum Az brtnaer, ola
Nnen'S 2uneen= =8aIiam.
@irfli6, er bat Hi9t ieiues @leideu!
9aft On Grfdltuns?
9aft On Snften?
9oft On 9rou6itis?
Saft On aftbu1a?
9ait On 0unsenleiOen Ober Quftr6bren.
fdpdde?
Damn leie ha5 sSplaenhe unb lerue Rem
gSerth BON
NQcn'S Sm1l9en=SaIlant
fenncn. Gr ipurre fc6pn BON 9auScnbcu
9ebrduht unp hat iie 9lue eebciIt. GieIe
hdben unS aus Oanfbarfeit ibre 91alnen
;uselanrtr oamtt eie leiecnre WfenIdlbcjt
tbr 3eugniB leien mp fiA iberienacn
mr9e. e5hr mnBt nidlt nit neuen uno
unbetanlten OGldunaen experimentation,
eS tejablt ttd nidlt, irnrcrn prpbirt fcaleiGb
nielen nnld)aspdren SlrtifeI. Gr lpiro ao-
rantlrt, Cen teldrerlidien 0miten IN
etlicNen Stuncen 3lI brecbeil, lpenn nidt
w" 81 iunSet %J0utl. VI lprp 4dranttrt,
IN allen 5dllen pcn 9unseh- uno Soal8z
Smntheiten prlltse 3utriebenbeit ;i aeben.
.sllS SrnItretnisuneSmittel bat er nidbt
ieineS 0leid,en.
Gr iuirft auf oie )liercn!
@r mirft auf Die 9unaenl
ipeldeS i'm Slt etpas mebr ala AT einer
Sulten= =Otebi5im madt. -
@r lit uniddhlidl fir baS 1hipd6bite
Sinn; enthdlt tein Opium in irsenr elmer,
Sprn. = Misunderstanding bei ieber
6lnide.
Grast mad
9laen's 2unsen.SaI5am!
j. n. Harris g. Co., Giacntbiiner,
Cincinnati, Sbip.
8n pertauien bel aller GprtbDterr.
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@ine auffallenbe 2batfaebe.

SIN aroBer She'll oes amerifaniidCn
Bottles lttrbt beut3uta9e an 3gspeplia
oOer tr0ntet 9eter. 0ts SOI2e oleleI
8ranfbelten auf Die aro6e 3abl bon
lntelItgenten uno wertbuoGeu Wteu
idenle5cn ut beunrubigsnp, inbem lie
cas- &eben CUR 9alt MAIDEN, anitatt odb
es Gd BlufIi6 uno nuslid5 geithItete.
SO gibt fcinen guten 9run0 Oafiir, 0aB
oaS 10 iem mub. msnn man nur Gorur
tbeil uno Sfepticismus bti Scite itBeu
woutc umo psn Iatb BON Mpotbtfern
unO Sreunoen btfolgte, unO cine 6lHlhe
bon Green's 9Iu9ult SLOWER erprObte.
Slre idneQr 0Sieosrberilcllurg lit ii6er.
Wiaionen Slaiden BON oieier WeOiiiu
iino berihenft luorOcn. um iclnen
JSertb gu erpcOben, uno quite 9fsiuItutr
Wnroen IN itocm Sale cr3leIt. Man
tann cine Yrobefaide fur 10 Gents
taufen 0rei Soicn perpen ocn
itIimmlten Sal crleihtcrn. CIDER III
BADEN bel ellen 9lpOttcfcrn bcs wsitli'
den s outncnts.
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3wansis Sabre pati:nt sc,pefen.

3wansis Sabre Nati:nt ec,pefen
Or. 8. .. pierce:
8ertber Serr! Sor 3Wanii9 Sabren
lift i6 Gdifbtud auf Dem 9ltluntiiden
Ocean, uub Die &alte uuo BloBiteuung
batten CUR 6oIse, oab f6 auf beioen
8einen Mbice6e biIoeteu, eic fortwdbt
renp eiterteu. 9fodoem i6 bunoerte
BON SOaorS bergebIid auSOe9c5en
bate, foEate id Der neberrebun9, Sbre
Golden Medical Discovery (9OIoenG
meti,iniide Gntbefun9) gu perfuden,
uno iekt, in tueniaer ais brei WfOnaten
na6Osm ib ole erite Slaide bon einae-
nommen, tann ib nit Oane ia0en, oab
ld oollie aebeilt bin unO gum eriten
NlaIe felt s,bn Sabren meiuen linten
SuB aufitelen fann. 4dtun9suoa ser
Sbrtae
g4ttIia m 81 eber,
81 Seferion Ctr, Buffalo, g. 9.
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: gIIs @efretar edur. aefr

- Oils Sefretdr sdur3 sefrast
puroe, mas er bon bel Oebatte i'm
Senat iiber Oie8erfolsuns Der s &oI,oisbe
in MOntana baIte erfIarte sr, bab bon
mebreren Senatoren Elm gang unasredt.
fertiate- &n9riff auf bas Departement
oes Snnern eenadt porren. Mian bat
uns borgenorfen, faste er bab mir 9Ins
fieoIer uno 8er9Ieute, Die fur ibren
Beoarf Sol; senommen. berfolgt bdtten.
Oas 1T ieoo9 ni@t Der Sau, mir baben
nur Spefulanten belan9t, Die SoIS bon
ofTsntIiden 9dnSereien i'm 9roben fob,
uno nit bemielben einen Sanoel trieben.
Siefe Seute erbieIten BON 6-8 Sol
lars per SIdfter SOL; uno 20 - 60
Dollars fur taulen0 SuB Sretter 3um
Wenigiten bGtten bieielben cine tleine
Nb8abe ben ibrem Yrofit al ole 3teaie.
runa ab9eben f0uHcn, mie baS amber.
warts aud 9eidliebt
8enn nit Der Nu8rottung ser gTQl
Der, ia9te er, 10 fOrt9efabreu peroe in
ben Serritorien, mlrre baIo Sol,man
gel eintreten nnb piiroen piele @eaen-
ben gnn; unbetpObnbar merben. SD
babe niemalS aegIaubt, odB es uname-
rifaniId lei, oas Stebleu gu pcrbieten.
gSir iino Uerphidtct, bit Gclebe in
Strait gu ieben unO menn 6ieieIteu nidt
hno luie lie fem folIten, eann 1T es
Sadie SeS Gonsreb, lie gu berbeHern.
9IIS oann Die Srage oil i'm 9citcat
'pnroe, Oh er nid)t NAL i'm Senate bas
SpibeI- SpItem i'm Sttuer. 3cpnrtm.nl
Oenuncirt babe, crtldrte er, oub
'r ME Elm gSort -oagegen 9eduBert babe.
9SaS man iFbt Spione nenns, ieisp
2genten bes Oepartement bts Snnern
uno miilie nun bod 9eute babcn meIdlt
nufp iBtcn, onB feline SoI3Siebit15le per-
ibt luIiroen uuo ipenn fe IuIde entOe6t
,ur Nn3ei9e brtngen- Die Oicbe tom
men nt9t uno meloen ld.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1878-03-29

goufpmmrniter gours in GsI6Gffs.Smbien
in BEN Ser. Stnateu uuh unenttfhrIidb fir
Dafein erfclsreid, berperseben ncIen. Gin
&purs fam In erei bis Sier glcndten rrleneet
iein. strit unb ecsis SIT tis $22 per Rcndt.
Der prdfbent fanni cine fleine Gn3abI 81 $50
Der Rrndt IN feiusr 1Saniilie aufuebmeu. Del
Zen Bpbnbaus 1904 Gbeffnut Gtraee iff In
eineui ter ihSnfen Startbeilt unb uur 10
Rtnatea ron Der S&uIe entfrrrt.
Gfr nGbere Nusfunft nub GirruIare Hrnbe
man fidb an.
tn. RICE, II. ", L. Z. B.
President.
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. lleber Oen llnteraoua oes e6iffes

DGurgolce" auf Der 90be BON Sunnere
un6 ben oamit berfniipften 8erIuff Dol
iiber 800 Wenidenleber beri@tet Dol
atiantifae &abeI unter 6em Datum boz
25. b. W. nadftebenbe GinSeIbeiten:
lin 4 llbr 0admittaas, oils bi,
DGurpoice" auf Der $obe bon 9onnerl
unter UoIlen 9eaeln fubr, tuurOt fie boz
elmer SO erfaBt, fenterte nno fanl
auaenblidlid. Ser noriiberfeeelnbt
| S@oOuer vGmma" rettete fiinf 8erfo.
nen, barunter 9ieuteuant Sruncis $.
Saber, nad,b,m bieielben cine @tunbe
nit ben @o9sn 9efdmpft bntten. Grci
Der @eretteten itarben iebod furs na4
Der. Sie ein;iaen lsberlebenoen iinb
Benjamin @uopeforo, elm tii6tiser
Seemann, uno SiNneD SIetd.r, eriter
Saluteniunae. @ubbeforb er;ablt
SOlaenOes: y OaS Sdiff fenterte flinf
Wfeilen BON Sunnere mdbreno eines
Sdneeiturms. @s maren lber 800
Eerionen an Sorb, Die, iopleI i6 tueib,
ale, nit Nusnabme BON mir unb Nlet.
der, um9efommsn iinb. SD mar elmer
Der 9esten. Die bas Sdiff perlie6en.
@0pt 9are befano iid in msiner ytdhe,
ais bas Shiff sefentcrt uno i'm Stntrn
beariffen mar. @ieIe flammerten fib
fcit al ras Sdiff uno purben in Den
StrnHei bihunter9eiogen. Gin Wann,
Der an meiner Seite mar, iaate: v@S
befu.,b iih Elm Sdiff in bei gtdbe, als
bic 20 unS ibrrraidte, nno mir weroen
beShalO obne 3wcrfd aufeeTi4t wer-
oen." Sfl bin elm iebr gutter Sdpim
mer uno btfano mid iiber cine Stuube
i'm HdiIer. Sebr uieie BON meinen
Sameraben rieTen mid um 9iiIfe an.
Sd nerfudte incien su bslfen, als iid
aber bier an mid nnflnmmerten, mu6tc
i'd, lie furtitOBen. Infer S9iff perlieb
ole BsrmubasinieIn Dor brei &oden.
8eitern fubreu mir on 9rpparb, auf
Der Subipibe BON @rOBbritannien belle.
gen, boruber unb mir 9eba9ten UNI
5 llbr gtahm. bel SpitbeaO Dor Mnter
;u eeben" Der in Yortsmoutb
commanoirenoe N6miral bnt Oampfer
nod oem SdaupIus Der Sataitropbe
abgeiunot, aber Is iuo nod feline
neneren 9ta6ridten einaeganaen. Man
aIaubt, baB Die v@urpOice" ungefdbr
320 Mann (Offiiiere ein9ei6IOfen)
an 8oaro bate. OaoOn waren 2l0
lunge Warineaipiranten uno 20 Nann
maren auf ben 8ermuoas ais SubaIioe
an SOrb 9enommen Doroen. Sunnere
Iigt uumittelbar iIhlid bon Sbantli9
s bine uuO lit Den 8eiudern Der Suiel !
@i9bt ppbIbetaunt. 0ie vGur1bice"
iuurbe i'm Sebruar 1877 in 9orts
mouth in Oienit aeiteat, um cine lie.
bun9Stour na9 @eitinoien su unter
nebmen. Oie 9Iopos betanIdla9en
ole 3abl Der au 8orp eeweIenen 8ers
ionen auf 315, BON Senen, iouieI man
lpeiB, nur swei asre:tet woroen iinb.
Sin EeIegramm aus SentnOr meibet
ierod. Oab cine Sarfe tur3 Dor Der
in Der 3idltune ouf Oun'
here ieaelte, uno es III aIio INNER
nod 5offnuua oorhouben, oaB oiefelbe |
einiae 9eute qerettet bat. Oa sur 3eit |
beS llnalii6s cine itarte Gbbe bel gtoro'
luinh eintrat, 10 lit es nid,t wabrfdeins
lid, baB Die 9cihen ans llfer geipnlt
uerben. llnmittelbar Dor Dem &intritt
Der Satnitropbe batten idnlmtlid)e
Wannidafteu h6 auf Dem Seroe6 gum
8ebet periammelt. gSdre Der S6Oos
ncr nidt 9ernoe uoriber9sit9elb, bate
htan gar feline Suuoe BON oem fdre6-
Ii hen GreifniB erbaIten oa oas hidte
Sdneeaefober Die 9lusfdt ouf Die
See euns uno oar nerbinberte.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1878-03-29

- 9epeIAen aus SeraS msIoer, onb
Die pom Rr0fOentsn 0nDs unb @Ous
usrneur 0ubbaro Dor eini9en Monnten
gum 3tpef ner llntsriuhuns Der Gan
@IiSNrio unh 81 Yaio Wirren erndnnte c
omnIIiiion ftb ucrtaet bat. Sieielbc
rdtb hle Stationlruna BON 200 BUN.
oeeIoIoaten i'll 81 SBaio az. 0oS
@r9ebnB Ger llnterfudunaeu Der
@rmmjiIion errsste sroBe lln,ufriensu,
belt in &erns. Muior Sones, psIdcr
Den Stuat Seras in Der @ommjhion
pertrat, tpirO einen Winoerbeits6eriat
nbi'atten, in iusldem er auf elm ensr9i-
ides Sor9eben orinat.
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Oils neuen 9iebestront Bat Dos
ct Soc rSoIfsbIatt" Soffce, in Dem
Die 9IbIdnibeI bon 3ebsnndaeln 9etoht
iino, su per3ei@nen. Gin 0fdb&en in
@ounciI 9rooe &s. febte tieier Sage
einem idneen Mann elmer foIden Srant
Dor uno aloubte oenielben, oa er OapOn
qenoB, fir immcr an Td gefe6elt gu
boben. Sic fonnte uber nidt ldwei9en
uub Der iuuae Mann erfubr, tuebboIb
Der &afTce ionberbar gefhmedt bate.
Sos uebrige fam man iid) centen.
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fabrrn rsssImGBig alle ii Gage 3piIden Src=
men unb Baltimore une nebmrn Ydllagiers
,u biIIielten 8aten an.
gHir MAIDEN nod trfonterS auf frleener
fir eeutidte HeiTenee tsrbaGtuneSprrthe0 0rr-
,ac aufmerffcm prlde bic 9teiie init unlsrn
Sbifcn bu... irre Inb untrr
IeutIhcn, fTnneu nh aur nit Sceermani
pertGntieen rbne Tplmetider gu eebrnuhen.
llmfsen aus eirem SdiiT in baS ane re, ME
tei iueirerten &aiicn finest ntdt itott; els
palIaaierr geben N Srrmsn irelsidt ON Srre
rsS ScsauHampfers unb prrIaIIeu rrnle!tsn rrll
in Baltimcre.-
Ter 2autnnssplas tirier Tampfl6i1e IN
Baltimore iIt suelcidb Depot Der Saltimrre une
Sbir @iIentatn, mebr Yahnstere ccn uno nod1
hem gSe,tcn An billiecreu Nretfcn be-
tGreet, ais irasne cine Gileneabn ppn NeT
gUlf uno philadelphia.
Sci 9lntuuft her GampfiGi1e trire eaS 4e
fir ale 9iiebtangeifrlItrn aciGIc0rn -
@inrantertr nittt Der 8Cfabe al gclsst
on 9rtriiaern ts1bpinhrIt Su rerpen, mas
anerrn SafcnpGsen lerrr 10 oft Der jail NJ.
gSresn Sradbt II. YoNase in eielen IN tseeT
6inNbt empfrbenswertben SttHsn psnet man
lidb an bic GenernI-N9entrn
81. SCbmbmacbcr S 80.
SO Suo Sup Ctr, Baltimore, NO,
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Mantlbarkeit.
2Sie uertoreu nno 1pieoer sewonnen.


Ene UtbdueIun1 uter ete rdcttdIe SetIuH9 pou
Snane unp SeIblteHedunS.
Sce6en berausseSeten, cine neue
W f@sSzHT---9 QuSaabe ron DR.. Sulrerreu'S Bors
S7&%@O IeIuna uber bic raettaIe Seiluu9 pon
WGNS GcIutonen cher Samenlbpahe,
&iESIFSS eeiftiae uno t6rperIi6e Shpade,
8 Sineernilie gum Soelratben, H.L ber'
rororbrod elrtb eeIbbeedIns uno seifle6tlife NuSs
f6pcuneen Die idredIien Solssn eteIes Waters imp
IN biser bcrhbmten Brochure CUR 2sarnun9 Der Susene
NIT eterf&aft secsrt uu6 Der etnjtss iere 9SeS ans
aeasben, auf peiem eue rclanet9e QeIlun9 nene pen
Stbrau ssfabrer tuuerlHer Wtee9tnen erSsit mereen
Pauu.
au. alt une luna, rsIte Rerosui&wd&e, @ieSersss
Iiaaenbeit SmpoenS cher 9cuttohen uRe Cen tanlen0
traurisen SOls.n seileStter GuSi6wsitunsen e'een'
ioIien eefe SHrft nit SorsfaIt ituetreu.
nm tbr bic psitm6s&Fts 9erbrsttuus 81 rerf@GHen,
trs nreIbe BET Gmptdns Gents in Ecttamps pots
fre nod allen Tbeilen Der Serstntsen StaaeR psrauet
GRan aereifTre:
The CuheNeI Medical Company,
Il Ann st., New York. Post BOX G5sS.
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NorOScntiflcn 2loho,

our llebsrfabrt benuseu.
Nit Iampii6iHsn bes Ncrbbeuti6sn 2lUsb
nurren tis Snre 1876 ubsr $4,000 Ttrirnrn
tefGresrt.
Die 5ampfer tisier GOmpasuie:
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11chfr Baltimore.

Srtsr, Der bas aIts gatsrIann beIuhen pbsl
8erpanete unb 5repnbe ron europa fpmmer
ldIeu nil, icIte bic prahtpollen neuen. eilernen
Sbraubcn .pplteamcfibiffe hes
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- Ter geiAIuB bes Scnats, Sic
8emiIIiguna fir Die YrrcclGrung Der
9rIsoicbe ouf $4,000 bernbiuieben,
miro uon Sbur; ol5 prnctiih aIeidbe
oeuteno nit einem Yerbot nnaeic6eu,
Die gum Sduk Der Sol,l0nrercien Der
9tegierrna trId1enen @eiebe au5iufib'
rem. 0ie 8epiliguna 1T 10 IdherIi6
flrin, buB iie niht sinmal 9sniiat, UNI
Tie bereits anbdnaig gemndten Yroceiie
I'll Gnte gu fiibren, 9cldmeiae oenn,
paB fe binreidte, UNI oas Serfabren
9egen 9isienigen einiu.eitcn, ueIfe ii6
bis icbt Der gtotiSnabme icitenS Der
Iegieruua gu eut5iebeu aeipuBt baben.
Sine i6mahoone Steaung aber nimmt
in oieier NugeIegeubeit bet S:nat Der
Ser. Staoten elm, welder lid Ourh Oen
obiaeu Seidlub anf Die Seite her
SoIsbiebs 9efteat uuo ieiner @ei6i6te
BON neuem Elm nidt geraoe iebr rubm'
reides Slatt biniu9efigt bat.
The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1878-07-04

q ke week in YOUR own town. s. OUTFIT
free. No risk. Reader, If YOU want a
bushes at when persons of either sex can make
great pay all the time they work, write for par
trculars to H. HALLETT d Co., Portland, Me.
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Barn Maa's H0t6f,

l.. A. PRATT, Proprietor,
Having bought my partners interest
it this hotel, and taken another lease
for five years, | shall make many i'm
POI vements that will addto the com
fort of the guests of this house
H.. A. PRATT.
Formerly proprietor of the Spencer
House, Cincinnati, o., and the old CALI
House, Louisville, Ky.
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OR lesserf
y
Still Observation-Disclosures whisky.

Still life Manufacturing whisky.
A righting l'ook-The dictionary.
A professional cut-A snubbed bar
Der.
Shoef footiiuld What the blacksmith
takes.
How to keep a fish fresh-Don't
catch him.
A stone rolled in %camphcr gathers no
moths.
B~,sbfullness is an ornament to youth
Int a reproach to old age.
These longer days will give you more
time to mind Your own business,
A rolling stone gathers no MOSS
but it often collides with q mans
shins. which is a much sadder reiec-
ton.
An editor offers a reward of s. for
fine hest treatise on How to make ont
door life attractive to the mosquito"
AT Rome do as Romans do" that is
to say get n hand organ and a sore eyed
monkey. ard sail for America.
A Hnckensack man calls his par OF
"Agrippa," ont of respect to Agrippa's
connection with Poll, says the CONNER
cial Advertiser.
A newspaper man, who breaks the
Sabbath, explains himself thus: IF fish
are wicked enough to bite on Sunday,
they ought to suffer for it"
"Your onor," SAID tie counsel,
'tho plaintiff and defendants are neigh
bors, residing with sixty five miles or
80 of each other" This was in Colora.
DO.
zone glass is in eyes and the other
is isinglass.' That Is the answer
and n very clever one it is too. What
we want now is q connundrum to fit it.
A Eureka, New, man thus summar-
ICES his objections to the Moffet Dell-
punch: 'yyho in blazes wants a fire
alarm turned on every time he takes a
drink?'
The moon, it is claimed, has gained
an inch in rapidity of motion within
the last hundred years. AT that rate it
would o overtake q boy OF an er-
rand.
A Deadwood paper mentions the
shooting of Chris. Hoffman, a saloon
keeper of that city. It says he "was
shot twice in the abdomen, and once in
the barber-shop adjacent"
These are the pathetic last words OF
the Worcester Daily Press: "We hope
the fellow who sent us a postal card
with stop my PAPER written upon 1t
will be satifcd this morning. We study
TO please
Exercise your patience for Il while
and you will geta practice SAID the
old physician to a young doctor who
had recently ''pnt out his smngle.
Eyes, but l don't have any patients to
exercise" was the reply.
A doctor went out for a days hunt
ing, and. on coming home, complained
that he hadn't killed anything. THAT'S
because you didn't attend to your leglt-
innate business said his wife.
Those Boston papers are awfully fas-
tidious. The Globe says: The ONO
river is to be id near Plttsbur9
at a cost of 81, 900, 000." No paper
west of New England would have any
hesitation about using the word "draln-
ed"
Whist Proverb: For want OF lead
lug q trump the trick was lost, and Tor
want of the trick the game was lost,and
for want of the game the rubber was
lost, and for want of the rubber the
temper was lost and for want of the
temper the friend was lost.
The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1878-07-04

"MADAM. did you ever lifta dog by the
tail2" "Why, no, you cruel thing, you!"
Il didn't know, because l just saw you
carry your child across the gutter by
one arm"
WAMpUM was once a legal tender in
Massachusetts. The white wampum
was made from the stems of the peri
Wrinkle shell. Black wampum is made
from another kind of shell,
The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1878-07-04
l.. A. PRATT
.TOHnS0u'S Commercial
- T. T, TT e.

No. 2lO x PIP y. Third Street,
First Bui ding South of the Post9h3e
ST. LOUIS, No.
For Ladies and Gentlemen Open Day
and Night all the Year.
20.00 for Il full course Of Double Entry
l'cok keeping. Write for circulars and
references. april ii 6m.
The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1878-07-04
TO THE LADIES.

II you are suffering from what is Familiarity
known as Female Weakness use Tr1r's SAnsA-
PAHIIIA AND QUEENS DELIGHT. II will cure Leu
corrhPa, SpermGtorrhra and other foul dis
charges. when ali other medicine fails.
Sold By Druggists. Price, ST a bottle, or six
for 50. Sent by express on rece pit OF price.
The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1878-07-04
An Obtuse Man.

She was a stylish Young lady about
eighteen years old, and to accommodate a
friend she took the baby out for an air
ing. She was wheeling it mp and down
the walk. when an oldish man. very
deaf, came along and inquired for a Ger
tain person supposed to live on that
street. She nearly yelled her head off
trying to answer him, he looked
around caught sight of the baby and
said:
.'Nice child, flat, 1 suppose you feel
proud of him?'
1T isn't mine," she yelled at him.
"Boy. ell Well, he looks just like
you,"
st isn't minel" she yelled again.
He nodded his head and continued:
Twins, ell? Where is the other
onc?"
She started off with the cab, but he
followed and asked:
IBID it die of the colic?'
Desparing of making him understand
by words of mouth, she pointed to the
baby, at herself, and then shook her
head.
s.Yes-yes. | s~ee-'tother twin in the
house. Their father is fond of them,
of course!'
She turned the cab and hurried the
other way, but he followed and asked:
"Do they kick around much at
night?'
81 tell you tain't mine" she shouted,
looking red in the face.
81 think you are wrong therel'' he
answered.
''Children brought up by the bottle
are apt to pine and die"
She started in a run for the gate, but
before she opened it he came up and
asked:
"Have to spank'em once in a while,
I suppose?"
She made about twenty gestures in
half O minute and he helped the CAB
through tie gate and said:
"Our children were all twins, and Til
send my wife down to give you some
advice. You see"
But she picked up a fower-pot and
flung it at him. He jumped back,
and as she entered the house he called
out.
II hope insanity won't break out OH
the twins.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
DR.. John BuH's
SMITHS Tonic Syrup
FOR THE CURE OF
FEVER 81 AGUE.

The proprietor of This celebrated medi-
cine justly claims for it a superiority over NIL
remedies ever offered to the public for the GER
tain. speedy aud permanent cure OF Aguc and
Fever or Chill aud Fever, VIII her of short or
long standing. He refers to entire western
ami Southern country to bea, MIN testimony to
the truth OF the assertion, that in no case
whatever will IL fail to cure II the directions
are strictly followed and carr ell out. In a
great many instances q single dose has been
sufficient FOR q cure, anil whole families have
been cured by a single bottle. with perfect res
toration of the general health. 1t is, however,
prudent. and In every case more certain to cure,
IL its use is continued In smaller doses for a
week or two after the disease has been checked,
more especially in difficult and long standing
cases. Usually this medicine will not require
any aid to keep the bowels in good order. =
Should the patien however, require y cathartic
medicine after having taken three or four doses
of the tonic, Il single dose of Bulls Vegetable
Family Pills will he sufficient.
The genuine SMITHS Toxic SYRUP must have
DR.. John Bulls private stamp on each bottle.
DR., Jchn Bull only has the right Ia manufacture
and sell the original John ]. Smiths Tonic Syr-
up, of Louisville, Ky. Examine well the label
on each bottle. If my private stamp is not on
each bottle, do not purchase, OF you will be de-
ceived.
The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1878-07-04

n ~ . is not easily earned IN these times,
go 4 brt it can he made in three months
by amy one Of either sex, IN any part OF the couh-
try, who Is willing TO work steadily at the en-
ployment that we furnish. $66 per week IN your
own town. You need not be away from nome
over night. You can giTe your whole time TO
the work or only your spare moments. we nave
agents who are making over $50 per day. All
who engage at once can make money fast. Az
the present time money cannot be made SO east
V and rapidly at any other business. II costs
othing 10 try til: business. Terms ana IS outnt
ee. Address at once, Ii. HALLETr 4 20, Port
nd. Name. Ji26-1y