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The Red Cloud chief., 1878-05-23

h.s t~su,, that = a, icr~,st hst IA his
b, her trvachery and ,hmltiag dewitt
,ook hes fAis sonag hfe. ard i~N hvt
s,r~,rhei In h.r e-n bAoSsi ca TIC nsScf
~ her chsm,-r
Aud thea. in.sn. with rSgr, bs ~ais.
ri The q mailman waited uain Lord
barrel came "a BIZ. hrtd-. IA Tad her
-srra In her own lie stream, IA bs
sprupg a,spn by kuper, aud ,htus, thro
tho heart by the same raptef that bed
.lsia lad, Sicily Aud thea be iurusa
its ru.,y ~isv ,hrcagh ~. o~n ervas,,
aud the three Ia, there ghss,y ,rsc
until the morning revealed the hcfN
rors II ,h. bridal chsmtsr,
Ur~ssls Afterwards thr castle go
absadosed BY the family ca whom the
shadow hai fallen too horribly tor cca.
tinuance ,h~rv. aud fcr war. aud y~ars
u .,ood Silent. grim. and deserted. ~htls
supers,i,iuus sulsx~r. declared hal the
spirits u Lord nsrrvi. and kup~rt. aud
the beautiful, wicked Lsi, hsnnied the
castle.
Ne ,hs, AZ ,may. the legend sc. On
Ia "a, that on every t~cn,y.trrt day II
September. the anniversary ~ Lady
Sicily's i~ll.siarr~d wedding mud death.
she revisit. the bridal chamt~r. aud, ~
all ~ho arr brave enough Ia s.-k her
alone. when the iurr,t.lcll chim-s III"
hour ~ twelve. she viii agonisiagly en-.
,rra, them Ia assist la he c>pistion III
her sin by iollo~tn ~ the advice she of'
f.rs, which will never lead them Into
trouble. that she viii poiat oa, Tor then
| their fu,urv career, and how Ia rscsp
is Ills.
Then she guc. bach 10 her r~-s,ics.
" andcrings In the spl1t.land until an.
other year go'' by.
There was n hush 81 in'-r,Ss,r-l 81
lcnc, on the It'll. compan, as MI TIRE,
finished; some were -oiil, wiping THEFT
tears away; all were dcepl, Interested
~ spit. Of themselves,
Jessir's yuic. broke the silence NJ
length -,
'Psr,. I am gciog Ia Lady Sicily
al p II, , quarter la twelve now
am going
Her checks were flushed. her eve
bright.
'1Oh. Jessie. dear. don',''
Jessie. YOU must not''
''Oh. Just suppose
Mr. Grey laug~d.
,.Df course. vo. child. II YOU wan, Ia
don', Tor ON. momcn, believe in super
natural y~I.itaiiou.- Iimayiu. you vii
dnd the Red Room as p.,c.ful nj lively
o'ciock a. a, other time.
And Jessie went. u walt In the large
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AID then
? ..Is..,. my DARLING my darling,
could mo-, lc, YOU come her. alone.
anlIo..J Won Ia ash Won IN L., m. 4,
Q .n"r ,or,;,n. ina, Van will h. my ,oy
INV vif,v
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The Red Cloud chief., 1878-05-23

Hov many children and women sre slowly
aad surely dying. q rather besag killed. By En-
ceasive ddrt0rGg, os the daily NE II s0mr drug
CO drunken stuff called mrdlctne, thst no one
knows what n h made a. vt0 can easily b.
cured Md saved by Mop Blttrsa, made u Hops,
Buehu, Mandrake, Dandsli0a, Ae., which is 20
pure, simple cad harmless that the most frsii
woman, weakest invalid % smallest child ear
trust In them. WIN you be saved by them
Bee other column.
The Red Cloud chief., 1878-05-23

4 ssees.sfsl kseAlss 10 always foiiove ed BY
q crowd OF imitatorsL Such has been the cass
witht;hs 'IOriginal and only genuine 'vihss-
ts," Manufactured soleIy BY Nichols, sh~y
ard a Co, 81 Battle Creek, Mich. Purehss~rs
vii cyosuit thetr interest by buying only the
original mschine, and thus, md only get W
test thresber. h1t also AVOID any possible CON
p~iication which might sstse from tnfrineem~nts
uiae and the couutssfetis.
The Red Cloud chief., 1878-05-23

fair .hsired lover, who. with Lady Sic
ily's passionate kisses on his lips, never
doubling her truth, never dreaming of
her depfavity and treschery. v%oluntari-
liz offered ~ leave his love with his
brother while he travelled scros the
ocean 10 bring for his bride elect treas
ures she told him she must have.
And while he was gone Lady Sicily
was married To Lord Darrel--her hus-
band unconscious Of the treachery To
which he was = party.
There was revelry. mirth. and music.
and Lady Sicily rejoiced In her heart
| that she had played her cards 20 we'll
| that she was 70 be the mistress Of all the
grandeur and splcndor. Of the trusty
servants and retainsrs Of the a~ristocrat-
ic old family.
Guesta thronged the magnificent halls
--guests Who had travelled far and
would stay long. Flags were dying.
pleAsure-boais were floating ON the lake,
flowers were blooming Wa
fair - youth and health, happiness and
sunshine could make Lady Sicily's wed
ding-day.
And than. when the evenings gay en-
tertainment was over. and laughing
bridesmaid had escorted the fair brid'
10 her chamber and left her alone-thei
the curse Of Ri6ncourt fell; Tor, hsy
ing secretly and unexpectedly arrives
In y swift sailing vessel. Rupert, the de
ceiyed. the betrayed. had hidden him
self In the bridal chamber 10 meet fac
to face the terrified girl. The intervie,
was short; passionate words, bitter n
criminations. invectives Of despairin
/ love and raging fury passed betwee
them. and then Rupert. maddsued b
The Red Cloud chief., 1878-05-23


Why did Joseph's brethren cast him
into the pitt Because they didn't want
him In the family circle.
The Red Cloud chief., 1878-05-23

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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05
Tezshing Scene In eeart.

Here is a touching scene in court at
Hamilton, Ont, connected with the re-
cent raid upon the disreputable houses
in that city:
Another batch comes IN. A woman
carrying little Infants among them.
The mother is only 10; the child is just
learning to talk; the mother weeps
bitterly; the child crows and claps its
little hands as if the bowling mob
about it had been got up for his special
benefit. 1t lifted pair of hand cuffs
from the table and jinglod them near its
mothers ears and laughed aloud in
excess Of JOY. oh, God cried the
young mother, let my baby go. Send
some good woman for it. Oh, can
never take my baby into cell. 1t is
innocent. am wicked. The child is
lit for heaven. 1t has never slnned.
Oh. let it net be tainted with CELL
She held it up before all preaent, her
hair falling over her shoulders, and her
hot wild face quvered with agony. She
neld it high up, the little Growing.
chlrruplng thing. 1t jinglcd the hand
cuffs aud laughed. a hu,h fell on that
place as If an angc"s presence were
there. A brazeR-iaced girl in silks and
sauns came sweeping forward to take
the child, but the mother snapped at
her like british animal and pushed her
back. oh no, she hisscd, oh, no, no,
no, no, not you, not you.' Chief
McMenemy knows how to do his duty
as we'll as any man, but he saw this
was as extraer1inary case and sent the
baby home. The mother went into
her cell holding her heart. She came
rushing back and kissed her baby, and
whispered in ITS ear, 1t were better fol
you, my child, that you never saw M,
again. The child was carried away
crying because they took the handouts
from 1t.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

corner IN the staple, aud quickly sli'
down on the outside, while Charlie.
carefully drawing the gun out from III
der the bed so as not to make any noise.
found a crack in the rude flooring through
which he could look down into his ia
theirs room, and quietly waited. But he
had rot long to wait before he saw one
Of the Williams stealthily approaching hl
fathers bed. The position was tak' II
and the knife raised for the fatal plunge,
when. with half-uttered prayer. tie
boy took sure aim and pulled the tris-
ger. The report was dea.ening. and
the room was soun filled with smoke.
Curses fell Cd his car, aud he hraro
some one rush into the other room,
aud up the ladder. The brave boy. U.s.
ing his gun for club. rushed to the lad
der and prepared to sell ais life dearly .
There, halfway up the lder, stood one
Of the men with rih N lis hands anG
rs Charlie appeared he drew it to bis
shoulder with Curse you take that =
and pulled trigger. The click of the
flint against the pan was the only result,
but at the same moment the door was
thrown open, and Ben, noble little
Ben's voice was heard saying-'Take
'em Tige! Take 'em, Msgev With
one bound the dogs were on the man.,
and had dragged him to the floor. One
unearthly yell, and the next moment
the mans soul was launched into eter-
nifty, for the dogs tore the fore part Of
his throat entirely out, leaving a large,
gaping, bleeding wound. Charlie's aim
had been less certain, and in the other
room lay the other would-be murderer.
with bullet through his brain. The par
snts, awakened by the noise, took IN the
scene at once, and pressed their noble
boys to their hearts. and with them wept
tears OF gratitude. This adventure az
fected Mr.. Taylor so deeply that he re-
solved to return east at once. In the
morning, the bodies were decently bur-
fried, and in few days the family bid
are we'll to their forest home. At the
last moment, Mr. Taylor applied The
match to the house, desiring that it
should not stand as a monument OF
blood.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

WANTED MAN TO SIT WITH
SAL."-Yesterday afternoon a green
looking couple, evidently newly
married, called at the photograph
gallery of Beals & Water-house and
wanted their pictures taken. Just as
,lr. Beals had got his plate ready the
men called him aside and said he
wanted to ask a favor. 81 WAS told IN
Carson you took the best pictures in the
State. Now, you see Sal and | got
hitched down there last Monday; now,
her !olks 60 deal on style, and they
live in the States. They never saw
me, and if send nay mug back East
they'll be dead again me sure. Pm a
darned sight better than | look, and
when people come to know me they
vote me brick. Now, what | want Is
to get some good-lookin' man to sit with
Sal for s picture. Will you stand in?
She's villa. Them big whiskers OF
yours IL catch 'em sure and create
harmony. You look like solid capl-
talst, and they'd take me for a petty
larceny thief" Mr.. Beals enjoyed the
idea immensely, and sat with "Sal for
the picture, which will doubtless carry
ioy into the household Of the Eastern
relatives in week or so.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

then, Judge. had but one talent, and L
came very near burying it for life. " hem
ever heard boy despond because he
has not a dozen talents, say =, -,Look
for one talent, boy Look for one -.
Re5ecca Harding Daris, in YO'sths Com
D0uioH.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

Eight thousand gallons ofreal water
are used nightly in the storm scene in
'Dlnorah,' at Her Majesty's Theatre, in
London, THIS necessItates a gigantic
tank on the stage anda similar receiy-
ing-tank beneath, besides many square
Yards of waterproof scenery.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

A chap dreamed for twenty consecu-
tive nights that he was out carriage rid
ing. aud he couldn't imagine any reason
for the fact until he discovered that his
bed was a little buggy.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

Now, Miss said photographer to
a young lady whon he had seated IN the
chair of fortune. you just look at me
as i'll was your young man an yon'd
met me unexpected like you know
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05
A Deaf Edlter.

The editor of a Santa Clara California
paper 10 happily deaf, and thus tells OF
his adventures with female book
agent (thc book was not female oil
course): We thought everybody in the
State knew VIC were deaf, but once in a
while we find one who is not aware Of
the fact. A. female bsoX peddler came
to the Office the other day. Sse wished
to dispose Of a book. She was alone in
this world, and had no one to whom she
could turn for sympathy or assistance,
hence we should buy her book. She
was unmarried, and had no manly heart
into which she could pour her suderings,
therefore, we ought to invest in book.
She had received liberal education,
and we could not, in consequence, pay
her less than two dollars for book.
We had listened attentively, and here
broke in with: What did you say ?
We're deaf She started in a loud voice
and went through her rigmarole. When
she had finished we went and got roll
of paper, and making it into a speak
ing trumpet, placed one end to our ear
and told her to proceed. She nearly
broke a blood vessel in her effort to
make herself heard. She commenced:
Il am alone in this WORLD
1T doesn't make the slightest differ
to us. We are a husband and father.
Bigamy is not allowed in this State.
We are not eligible to proposal Oh .:
what fool the man isl she said in a
lew tone; then at the top OF her voice
L don't want to marry you, l want to
sell-a- -b-O-o-k.'
This last sentence was how'd. We
don't want n cook, we remarked, bland
"; our wi c does the cooking, and she
wouldn't allow a. good looking q wo-
man as you to stay in the house five
minutes. She is very jealous
She looked at us in despair. Gather
ing her robes about her, giving US a
glance Of contempt. she exclaimed;
Il do believe that il three hundred
FOUNDER were let Of alongside that deaf
fools head, he'd think sOmbody was
knocking at the door,
You should have heard her slam the
door when she went out. We heard
. that.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

In view Of the recent triumphs oil
science, as exhibited in the telephone
and phonograph, a visitor in the Demo-
crat office hazards the following pro-
phecy: The day will come when the
farmer will hail bis boy: 'Ho. John.
20 out and drive the clouds up oyer tie
cornfield +; but don't let it rain on tie
clover!
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

A conpositor, setting up report oi
= horse race. said the fool sellers were
busy instead of the pool sellers were
busy.' but it did not alter the sense OF
tho naracraph much.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05
oVERsERRs POOR.
NOrARIES IUBLlC.
JUSTICES OF THE PEACE.

DAVIS D1sr-Dr. C. 4. Brown, obed Funk and
81, SToSrwaLL.-J. N Il. GrabnIEn concli, snowden
Whitaker. ,,.. s.t.,.,-
Levi "a. Cullor
Cofnan, Samuel Rinker.
A.HBY -Sam Hamman, Samuel kingroe' JACOB
Lrr.~N. White williamson D. P. zirAle,John ii.
Pence.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

Thought I'D leave nay measure on
your floor said man who fell down in
a bar-room. No necessity for that
said the bar-keeper; we know exactly
how much YOU hold
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

We thought spring would find it hard
work to get through this weather safely.
A large placard in clothing store an
nounces 'Jpring pants Something
ought to be done to relieve her.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05
WILSON'S HOTEL,
w WOODSTOCK Va.
EnlargsI and Greatly Improved
AMPLE ACCOMMODATIONS
FOR 1hE
Increased Demands OF Public
PATRONAGE.

This hotel has been recently improved by
the erection of brick addition to the main
building which vii give considerably more
room, and afford ample accommodation for
the travelling public.
THE TABLE will be well supplied at all
times with the best the market affords. and
no pains shall be spared to satisfy the wants
Of guests in this department.
THE BAR will be stocked with the best
Liquors. A full supply of Wilson's pure
Rye whisky, (the only homemade whisky
sid in the county, can be found by those
wishing pure article for medical purposss.
JL -orJ attending court will be boarded
for their fees per diem, and their certificates
taken in payment if desired.
charges Moderts. A call respectfully
solicited.
ROBERT WILSON.
Nay 1t
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

Time flies suggested she. Yes
he answered, sadly taking a dark OBJ.
iect out of the cream, time flies were
gone.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

Learn to labor and 10 wait, is good
maxim. But ou msst take the words
in their sequence aud learn to labor
first.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05
P 0 E TIC AL.
We REAP WILT We sew.

For pleasure or pain, for veal or for woe
rTis tho law of our being-we reap what we sow.
Yarnav try to avoid them-inay do what va VIII
But our acts ike our shadows, will follow us suil.
Tho world is wonderful chemist lie sure.
And detects in a moment the base or the pure
We may boast of our claims 10 genius or birth,
But the world takes a man for just what he's worth
We start in the race for fortune or fame,
And them when we fan, the world bears the blame,
But nine times in ten, it's plain TO be seen,
There's "screw somewhere loose" in the human
machine.
Ase you wearicd and worn in tins hard earthly
strife ? go
Do YOU vearn for affection 10 sweeten your life
Remomber-this great truth has often been proved;
We must make ourselves lovable, would be loved.
Though life may appear as a desolate track,
Yet the bread that We cast on tile water comes
back
This law was enacted by Heaven above;
That Ike attracts like and love begats love.
We make ourselves heroes and martyrs for geld,
Till health becomes broken, and youth becomes
old.
All! did we the same for beautiful love,
Our life might be music for angels above
We reap what we SOW. Oh wonderful truth
truth hard to learn ia thh days of our youth.
But il shines out st last as the hand on the WALL
For the world has its debit and credit for ALL
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

A young lady being asked by rich
bachelor, ii not yourself, who would
you rather be y replied sweetly and
modestly, Yours truly
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

Men whsse hands are soft are the first
to feel the hard times.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05
w 'N-''' FIRE INSURANCE AGENTS.
WOODSTOCK, VA.

We are prepared to Insure property IN the VT VT
ginia Fire and Marine Insurance Company ana
the Lynchburg Banking Ap~ insurance Noiil'.s ~ o
Ro.b are 6rst class companies and insure al the
usual premiums.
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MiscetkdReOnS CdrdS.

NREHN's MANSION HOUSE.
T ALEXANDRIA, VA
1.,fro nprrx .PHOaIEroR.
L.. .sr.t-class hotel. in every respect. The cih
gems ofihe valley, having bushes N AlexanoIla oi
iii and this an agreeable resting place on the
rorte..as it does not require the early start oy
= eyeral hours as from Washington or Baitinore' ai
Cars and Steamboats, leave Alexandra tof VASE
81 ~ ~ az" ~ Jan 7-u
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CONsTABLES.
SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS.
SCHOOL. TRUSTEES.


II. Grahill, woodstock
SCHOOL TRUSTEES.
D.~,s q D-own Harrison white, Jno. II
- ~ -
mar, S'o..vv.,, lbs. Doll. D. +. Spiker, Jacob
s,igle
Munch.
Schmucker. o. II ca
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

'Good-for-nothing9 Yes,' SAID John
with laugh; and no better acquain-
ted with the classics or 6ctles-Esttsrs than
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1878-06-05

CIRCUIT CorRr.-P. ". Magruder, L. Z. stick
lev. l. IIite Bird, +. D. Newman.
CouS1Y CouRI.-P. ". Magruder f, stick
ley, L. Trip.ett. Jr.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1878-03-22

moralist, "don't be constantly remind.
ing your wife Of her faults And ~
we gaze upon the sea Of bald heads that
glisIen In the gas-light at church and
theater, we cant help thinking that the
philosopher should have started ont with
that advice about ~ years ago. -Hauk-
eye.
We dent know Ruth Natalie Crom-
well, but we judge she is very nice
girl To have for an acquaintance. She
POLITICALLY slghs, kiss me, love. kiss
me ever, Till dream no dream but this.
Till the world on golden lever, All It's
minutes stepped in bliss Turns mon =
rosy kiss" We don't believe II can be
done, Ruth. The young man would be-
come exhausted before the world had
half tm ned orristown Herald.
--"Life insurance, presume, s;r?-
courteously remarked one passenger on
an outward bound steamer 10 another AZ
they met on the deck. "Yes, sir; quar-
terly returns," replied the person thus
addressed. "Your face seems familiar
II must have met you. In the same
business, sirP'' "No, sir,r haughtily re-
piled the other; 'ssavings bank-S26O.-
D0O- first cabin, SIR" and he stalked
over TO the privileged side of the quarter
ieck.-N. Y. World
--"What is a carnivorous animal p''
Professor Miller asked the boy with sew
IN warts on one hand and a sprained
humb on the other. This boy, who
stood near the head of the class, when il
ormed "left in 'front.' and who had
played hockey the day before, paused,
TODD on one foot, looked up at the cell
ng, glanced anxously at the professor,
md said, in tone that indicated some
Ioubt on the matter, "a carnivorous
!nimal is one that eats mardi gras.n
Then the school went into short exec
tive session. and the professor passed
he rattan bill over the boy veto. Sew
raj times. Hdwkeye.