The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1877-03-08
SUNBBAMS.

A man has been arrested FOX taking
things ~ they come.
Torgery-A slip of tn, pen, a playful
haUIt, writing another persons name.
Wfo--One who shares our so.rows
doubles our joys, and qu,lruples our ex
penses.
Why DO people call for piece Of string
aud did anybody ever hear OF one calm.
TOR whole oncy
A saloon keeper in this city, rca ling that
gertniums Will keep off snakes, Is decorat
ing hi bar with them.
Lives Of preachers all remind us.
We may Nuke our lives sublime;
And in dying leave behind us,
Novels worthy Of Il dime.
Md;ftir chairs are going ont OF fashion,
and We are glad of it. A ,Ioh,tir char is
The worst thing in the world to sit on when
drawing on Il pair OF pants.
How would you like to be one Of the
Bcecher jury, and be described as the big
headed young man with ears like trans
parent turrets?'
IN this cold season. pedes- rian miss is
not sool for mile, but she is apt to ktsF
TO her furlong. The weather supplies chit
chillcr enough to IN *. it 4 boa.
IN Canaliln citie5 ho5glrs mako quite
living by picking up ears which hav'
fro2sn and dropped OF, and returning thea
% their ri shtful owners.
r il,i' 'il'', IS S II "Sheo one l'1sSgn.'>'
=! 'Io' l;oi - = ''e"t I'i' o'ei =,
en n,l"ars W., 10 m-,t A." ".s Tue ''s"'-'
'''e iii'i ''oAed u '' 'i'' ''''i'- NN'i0'
Ta,n;ne oyer . Garden fence. were tn,
go>S'p%rS' a,a as - we p"s1ea one Ok IIa.H
.s'l'!Ntu: ~ -n,S : - Ti'o,i '.'i you t5''
'Nei' soii'S ~ "' '' 'ii' III o''t o''"io'''
G,,rgo W,s,,;ro.o, links, = co,oroJ bar
bsr was up befors the police court yes,cr
day, for cutting down neighbours app,
trees. History VIII repeat itself.
farmer STUBS mas sold ms cclehratrd
bull the "torty-hrat d"nd Dake OF JIM
sohwreNS; Tor $1,000, ne TOOK ms pa.
The report about the world being pre-
cipitated into the sun and burned up it.
l,4-l0 years from now, turns ont to be a
Democratic lie, got up tn influence the next
election in New Jersey.
Mr.. Beecher thmA' the "lek;d;st thing
~ ',i' motii 10 - ,H"n'P eniiG a,' Oh t''s
head, ms - uf,o,',teuiy True nc oeSC
way 70 punish a chll' Is 10 po8f not oeos-
wax down us 0aeh'
VIA, ro,,,,;o,,. ,,o,,o, ,,.,5 .
somnolent wor5hipp"r vii h the con rbu-
ton box, the sleepy indivduI awoka
partially, smied murlnnr'l' - ooI
smoke" and dropped OF 'G 'n.
;, !.
swear ssiu q ,''' 's,i'an ..@. ~ i'i, n':
go 80, ne , LII - Coo ro w,n,ld Il vn, i;
not.thinf 50. And SO y7a ,, moo'd INNS
AIswers2 Ma \ sli'slii1 ii''' = n i.
AnYhr Candor Of Yonth--Aunt Bell
fwho Ias lust read aloud "The Barill 0,
Sir Jan Moore, p ~ Now then, which Of
tn, vsssoE do you like the Dostf" Jack
with alacrity)--"o: know--'Few ano
'''''' 'ei' Wv t'''' e''
School Inspector go Hrchlh) Vow
Johnny, how many cEn you count?
JohnIy-"Onc, two, three, four, five, SIX.
seven eight, nine, ten. 'Go"t
Johnny, go on. J"hanE Cutter moments
thougAD Jack, qn.tn, KING ace'
Way, Ichabod, thought yon got mar
ried morn year ago. e" III, Aunt
JerusE. it was talk" OF, but | iouni ont
that the girl and all her foiks we're op.
posed 20 it, and so | Just gave en- all the
mittea and let the thing drop.
Old %entlemah thaV'nS '''u 10 Pay WEI
bat ~ poa!'. i-' -'e - A. - ~.
down the slit in the r! Conductor
"Sat.in the door y I'll ttlnt LIKELY I'm
goin. 10 turn the ous upslda down Tor
sixpeaee!'
A Promising Pupil according 10 Punch.
-Mistrcss-"how dos your brother get on
in New York. Park re- Laiys haId-
"TeryNwell, indeed ma'am thank you.
He's pnly been there three months, and he's
Ie.nt:fbl.'5
II see very little Of you" said an old
gentleman ut hSl to young .ty Nhom
he had not mot in a long time befor'. IL
know it, was the artlcSs reply. "hut
moth-r wouldn't allow me to wear a very
low-nacked irss' tonight. the weather
ia 30 cold"
wy ;,
Judge 10 m'e'h-:e' :rJ Aan -""'"ln
YOU convict man 'a S.rrtt'','AJ.I S4 !" Jin s,,;
"Wrn. what do YOU think it is?" well
,co,gITn' "a nv ie4gem.nt, sarcumstanshil
is bout dis: Eli one man shoots anulder
an ki1s him. he orter I've hung for it. Ef
ba SAT xiii him. he orter to 90 to tho
nl.nia35. .ntiarv."
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Inspired being ng:-"Whence, oh, whence,
ladica, whence, oh. whence came the mar
vcllous instinct. that prompted the minute |
hoins5 originally contained in this fragile
erylshaE. to .brust. Al. calcMcous envelope
th;ss sScn,dea 1t f9'm the 5iosies q the
:" hvnce' on "hencc inoee'., our; money
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