The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-04-22
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE

Poacncd eggs are little down In tho mouth.
Mr. George Wilkes sailed yesterday for Europe
The best hsh for the millions on Friday comes G. O.
II you wait long enough maple sugar will be down u
ten cents pound
that he IL q bad egg
Georgia is sending pine 10 Holland. Some Of this
p.re Is knotly, but IT'S nice.
Minister washburne among the passengers Of
the Germanic, which yesterday sailed for Liverpool
Mr. Suther recently married In Wisconsin.
That tho old, old story The girl married Nuthcr.
Brooklyn policemen jam citizens up against lamp.
posts and citizens have little chance between peeer
and post
The son Of Lord was Dragging not long ago that
he did not need 10 60 by name alone. Nelthe-
does pig.
rhe Courier Journal gives the Burlington Ra,ckeys
u fearful rap. Gentlemen. can't we stir you up 10
little hghung?
Republican politicians one after the other desert
their colors. anu lose victory. They will not stay
wicked enough
Erentng Teiegrom: -"Chatham street is to be called
Park row hereafter but they will ct you like the paper
on the WALL all the same"
Hamilton Fish has more "cx"-es tn his name than
almost any other When he was boy at school
he had about many Xs as anybody
A goat a, Newburg recently up all the in
front OF warehouse, and when the police really got
at him he had begun TO eat the ladies' cabin of forty.
boat
Theodore Thomas is handsome and looks down mod.
es,ly as a coy maiden, and his English is just enough
broken 10 make him as interesting as chair with
three legs
HAYES win cat his dinner ct the picbian hour Of
noon and al nine o clock night he goes down the
back steps and gcts dippcr Of butermiik Oh tho
banging shelf
At dinner the other night gentleman said, In 70.
Spouse 70 the agricultural toast al speak OF bcets;
rather refer the subject the person who will talk
about hotel waters"
AS one Bergen county man meets another now-a-
days, he approaches HIM in ZIG gag manner, catches
hold OF horse post, and making three or tour agush
gestures says, Let's shake" And then they shake
A New Jersey man. who, at dinner, was invited
to speak on an agricultural subject made the remark
that the only agricultural inhabtan OF the dairy that
he ever raised was rye but That the also raised him.
The paragrapner OF the ST. Louis Globe-Democrat
saved eight lives the great hotel fire. He had lust cut
,hirty personals IRON the NEw YORK HERALD, and so
had time 10 90 around to the Al the same time
II may be said that stole the eight girls out
OF window
Senior Alfred Babot, editor Of the Merican Federal
isa member OF the Mexican Commission at tho Gen.
try sent by the OF Leroo de Teada 10 in.
au,rc TO the condition OF American manufactures,
&C. sailed yesterday Tor Vera Cruz via Havana on h,s
way back to Mexico City,
An English critic says:-"MaY be allowed to ask
whether n member Of Parliament who, through want
Of carly training not master OF his aspiratcs and
talks, let say, Of the honorable member for Am.
morsnnh, guilty OF as great offence against good
breeding as the Senators who burst into a OF
laughter at his lack OF culture"
Next month will begin the when get
black eyes by running up against post in the dark.
1t Is also the when say their vito that
they the black eye tho street where she
up and down the next morning, sho discovers there
are no posts, which fact makos her remember too,
that 1t a moonlight night
tho Detroit Free Press Office was from
college, and the very first article nc wrote began with
g, which he swung In nourishing style IRON one line
above TO lines below, and Lewis said "Youns fsl-
low they'll have 10 go down into the job oico Tor
big that" Then the tyro scratched u out with
his knife wondered whether he would over get 10
! be as big old Grant