Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1877-07-28


every Intelligent young lady reader
has expected from the first. rhemie
married Edward Burr, and i'll their
elegant home, the good Old 'squires
widow spent her last days in happi-
ness and comfort.
Dr.. D'hrmstadt's Anti-Dyspeptic
Drops.
WONDERFUL CURE or THE LEARNED
sDDUMs.
Dispepsy is a bad thing to have.
Men bein' bad, all has it, and them
that amt got it now is going to have
it sooner or lat:r \Vimmin is raised
on it, coz wimmin will cat too much.
Dispcpsy is onmana5 5cable as split
child thar amt no way NV gittin
along with it. The more you eat the
WIS YOU git, and the littl.r you cat
the weaker you git, and thar you ar.
Medicine don't do no good. Tonics
gives you too much appetite, and
puggativcs takes away the appetite
you ought to have. Horseback exer-
else is advisabul, but yo' bones is 50
nigh the skin that you gifts CALLED
fcarfnl, like unto q peeled tomarto.
Fresh mir mout do good, but you rue.
tatcs that bad that you can't git no
air that amt like unto the air Nv a
har,l-bilcl egg. You want to die,
and would die if you warn't 'feard to,
but ;tdysspepsy sets on your conscience
Hike Il nightmar or 4 Sc spoGn weight
on L rottin apple Whisky is yo' best
hot, but whisky is a back-actin'
thing, like !. blind mule, md kicks
oriul-jcst oriul. Don't you fetch no
whisky.
10 man never had dispcpsy wusser
nor | had il for years and years.
hul ii that bad that l writ piece Of
pocty on it, and the pocty wuz mean
er than thc ,lispepsy. Kin you i'm
agn Il hope!esser case. My best
friends didn't know me. Only thcn
that | owed money to recognized me.
fell Off till my very shadder had
! holes in it like u black lace veil The
wind bowed clean thoo and thoo me.
and when walked agin the wind my
clothes stood ouL behind like I had
the dropsy from the nap IF my neck
to my heels were full breasted the
wrong way, and the face is my health
were not good.
In this extremity, my friend and
cusiu, Mister Writer Card ESQ called
because he never missed opL4tunity
TO write Il card when he called on a
body, which it wuz ofting if not sre-
qncnD, advised me to try cdr.
i ID Armstadt's Anti -Dispeptic Drops"
,l,nc so. But first says, "Lem'-
Inc see tho man; if the man ar got tho
face Nv Il fool and rascal | won't
fetch his truck" So he showed him
to nc, and tindin he had pleasin
countcnunsc, shelled out my cash
and bought me bottil.
The effect were wonderful really
! wonderful.
The first drop
| Made ME hop
The second drop
J ! couldn't stop;
/ The third diop
thought Pd pop;
/ The fourth drop
4. jumpt over 2.story shop,
and I've bin q well man, and mo-
than that, q we'll SPRING Nv Joy,
strength, prosperity, and perspicucity
ever since. Instid Nv my friends not
KNOWN me, don't know my friends,
and them that wants to borry mummy
must go ciscwhar. Coz I amt got no
opinion NV IL man that ain t healthy
enough to make all the mummy he
wants. All he is got to do is to buy
bottil NV D'Armstadts Drops, and
he is rich the next day-rich as u
nicgcr trader multiplied by two pap
cr shavcrs aud divided by lager
beer saloon.
My appetite have moderated in the
last few years, but lives we'll, aver
agin' sheep and halfa day, with
| u clothes basket or so NV erly vege-
tables and q few gravols to grind 'om
fine. I've got noble craw-no
dominikcr rooster in the Common.
wealth have got n better it is
all OWN to Dr. D'Armstadts Anti
Di<pcptic Drops, swar.
n Wiincss my hand and seal-skin
cap this day and date aforesaid.
MozIs ADDUMs.
EWQsrH, Jeun %, III.