The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-05-03

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.lal,n bog, beiag asksd ilihe pig BAD
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A Newbargh young lady has fallen
heir 70 500 GOO AID The yong men q
that impeeunioas place declare that
heT hgpFe = Just lovely
!, il this lsyiag a~ake nights Try.
Jog 10 determine whether 10 leave your
fortune 70 Az orphan asylum o. hume
lor 90 mcn. ,h4. makes The newspaper
lasisess % wearing
A Pauefsoa hey was riding on bic
fathers bach. when the latter suggest.
"a that il was rather an elevated rail.
road. Yes. %. said The youngster, I'm
riding On dummy
A New York hotel proprietor ad-
veftised for barkeeper recently, aBd
bad over 2, 600 answers. This seems
20 eorroborate the report that hundreds
Of Yale graduates are out Of employ
meat,
The inquiry was made the other
day, How long cows ongbt 10 be milk
ed. Aud this is the way young lady
answered the question, In the same
way short ones are, Of course
The survey for railroad TO the
Black Hills has already begun, and the
festive Sioux smacks bis lips over the
prospects Of fresh prize.package boy
ior dinner every day before the close Of
another seaEon.
Ladies' and gentlemen, said an
lrish manager TO his audience Of three,
as there is nobody here, I'll dismiss
yon all the performance Of this night
will not be performed, bot will be re.
peated tomorrow evening
Afler looking at the picture Of a
sporting whale for long time, little
bog seemed 10 become more aud more
puzzled At last be turned TO his un-
Gle. aud pointing 10 the picture, said j:
Oh. my doesn't be sneeze good long
way
An experienced lady observes that
good way 10 pick ont husband is to
see how patiently the man waits for
dinner when il is behind time Her
husband remarks that good way TO
pick out wife, is TO see whether the
woman has dinner ready Ia time
At the earnest request Of several
young men Of this village, we publish
the following biz Of information There
is nothing so tends 10 shorten the lives
o. old people, aud to iniurc their health
as the practice Of sitting up late, es.
pecially when there are grown up
daughters ia the family.
Il mans opinion Of himself goes for
nothing lie may declare himself to
be Of sound mind when making q will,
10 have lawyers prove directly the OPP
posite condition after death, 1t is hard
Cot rich man 10 die without leaving
doubts 81 his'SAnitY.
Aud this, said a gifted Italian
artist, AZ be slammed the top Of the
organ down upon The monkeys tail
after fruitessly grinding Beautiful
Spring brfofe an Imposing bloc d
empty houses. ibis l. the boasted ma
steal cnl,are u Boston and maucring
a liayolo mitsaehur one hoa town, bad
cesstoii. ia the liquid language Of IL
ally, be tarned bic face sadly toward
Milwaukee
pob Ingersoll believes IN the in.
auenee Of climate on the formation Of
character, In his lecture on Ghosts be
said that Il 5000 ministers Of New Eng
land 5000 ruling elders, aud 5000 pro-
icssors IN her theological Summaries
we're 20 migrate TO Santo Domingo, the
second generation would sse them nd
ing on mule, bareback. barehesded,
with a rooster nnder each arr, going
% a cock dghl on Sunday.
People have been talking good
deal lately shout middle aged young
lady who has held Tor long while that
Il il better ~ remain unmarried, as
siugle persons arr less trammellcd III
their Efforts 10 30 good 10 the world
ard there was sothe thought d invit.
iag her TO 90 oat 70 Bnrmah a. mis-.
sionary bat last week she married a
baid beaded widower. with seven chill.
dfen. who ehewed tobacco aad was