The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-07-31

"A drove at Ealaams passed. this office
Last Monday, and y hru our devil said, /" let
70. bray!' they at once gave "ear."-Jer-
-siliss s;,-Stis.
An exchsnge of family courti.ies. Why
relatives maintain social sn,eni-
lies?
There is striking in the city Of l:rotherly
Love.-N u. Pfcuya.e.
Love licks maybe.
81 don't mind your tanning me" said she.
y but please don't blow all INV irixzrS out
lie blew .-ntl.r.-!N. L""is .Loarn.d.
The remark WAS calculated To- irix he.
- golden garter for the ha,r." saws the
New imk HesmhL. II seems tn us they've
garter in the wrong place.-N .Io~ Ia-stf~.
Its only question Of taste. Either is
leg -itimate.
How would ia la tn return to- the pr1mi
tive methods IL transportation anyway: II
would help the wagon bu>ine~s.-!Ni,.
.foaTaai.
le., EVERYDAY would wagon a. we'll a.
they used to-.
A Kind hearted farmer gave Johnny
iiannay n watermelon the other .!ay, and
now that festive bohemian il In.iniripg for
= remedy for cholera n,orl,,S.
Sister Jon.-' husband was captured in
80. Louis the other day Ly the strikers.
This comes 81 a man going abroad without
his natural protector.
1t is great advantage for man To-
is- tall, ia. ladies l,-,k up tn him.
Strikes are provrrbial. The Indians
are nov striking the Black Hitler, for
scalps.
1t il regarded ~ \ malicious proceed
ing tor the strikers io assault the militia.
Thus said sage old banker: "He is
doing u line business hut last season saw
him driving \ last team, AMI have bought
none ii his paper since. ~. y. HrSau.
Evidently fhor---tile criticism.
A cat clawed her way up the pulpit
stair during services in H.-t.,n church,
and the Transcript calls il IAN Introduction
of pn-syism.'
Maybe IL was \ cathedral and not u
IN that ease the proce-.ling was
perfectly proper.
MIR. Gristlr u u horse railroad conduct
ar in Chicago. lie saws he propoSe- TAI run
his cartilage overtakes him, .-N,~
lmk .lJrsrf.s,f.
hut maybe some mn-s'll cut short his
career while he is Young IEwk- Egg.
Or he may care-n over the platform, aud
pass in his checks that way.
The troubles ii bachelor are nothing
To M compared To the distresses Of an old
maid.
The first step toward wealth used to be
considered the choice oi good wife but
nowadays wealth j. the first step toward
the choice I'll \ wiie.-Na1 iJ,~a Hsraid.
II has a great deal To do too i'm The choice
III \ husband. Taken altogether. wealth is
= very choice thing any way.
This IL 4 great country. Every ma
ton is afraid vi III. Except the Indians
Minstrel Joke.
And they are afraid oi our sgen,s.
The man who lives in dread OF Billy
Goat il Butt \ step from the ridiculous.
1t takes \ great deal vi spirit to sns-
tain the flesh in tins hot weather.
How woman can look 50 exasperat-
ingiy cool this weather, Is one vi the things
that makes man wish he was locomotive
Fee Press.
And she is always in q hustle too,
A Spanish nun at Nuria is reported 10
be one hundred AMI fifty years old
". y. II bum.
That's nun too old Tor new rye.
II man wants to work he should he
protected in doing so.-Erchsn9s.
But ii he don't want To work AMI had
rather sit around aud eat peanuts aud talk
politics. Shouldn't he be protected in that
too?
The Fresiericktown J.dsrse";.,a speaks
ii hog tight ~ local sensation. This is
= por-eine 10 refer to.
With face n rel n lobster, AMI
back shaped like the she'll of . clam, the
house rife stands over the kitchen stove anil
raspberry jam.-BsrkSAuv