Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1877-04-13
ALL SORTS.

paper.
Walter Bagehot, the well.known
writer on British political institutions, is
dead.
In China they ink their type with
boxing. gloves,
"A word TO the wise-The skins Of
the Spitz dogs make beautiful robes.
The latest pathy is vitapathy, or
cure by vital magnetism.
Rotation OF crops-Raising nothing
one year and letting it go to weeds next.
Why arc greyhounds the most
thoughtful of animalsf Because they
are thin ours.
"A Pittsburgh man bought horse by
photograph. This is getting the carte
before the horse.
TO test young lady's love for you,
ask her to sew some shirts on your but
tons.
"A Boston man intimates that they
have at Cambridge an agricultural school
with six students and seven professors.
Bonner has just one hundred horses
in his stable, and they represent half a
million dollars.
The plaintiff in San Francisco di-
vorce suit is a man eighty-six years old,
and the wife is seventy.
The Christian Union don't approve
of wives who never differ with their hus-
bands.
The man who knows of good trout
stream is now actively engaged in keep
ing his mouth shut.-EGston Free Press
Why IS it that man with his legs
off will always ask for aims when he
needs legs mostt-Hdrtford Clarion.
Nellie Grant Sartoris' boy, born on
st. Patrick's Day, has been named Jules,
which is an adaptation of his grand
mothers name of Julia.
1t is the opinion of the Virginia
Chronicle that 1.-the genius who can
manufacture a chair that a man can com.
fortablY sit in is yet to show up"
The PrOhibitionists of Ithaca, N. Y,
have decided to allow women to vote at
their caucuses for candidates for town
officers
There is no such thing as suiting all
classes. The doctors think that only q
physician should have been made Secre-
tary Of the Interior.
The United States send more pupils
to the Royal Conservatory of Music in
Leipsic than any other foreign country
save England.
"A Western editor publishes poem
which twas written by an esteemed
friend, who has lam in the grave many
years merely for his own amusement"
Blue glass has achieved another tri-
umph. 1t cured book agent of lock-
jaw, but it was pale as a ghost when it
got through. gh.-HarJOrd Clarion.
Now turn your carpets the other
side up. Not that it makes any particu-
lar difference, but the women folks have
got to have a little fun.
Shakespeare believed there was a
divinity in odd numbers. He probably
never bought pair of boots that were
not mates, = Turner'S Falls Reporter.
Secretary Schurz talks to the army of
applicants for Office in three languages,
English, German and French, and still
he fails to make them happy.
"A married couple has been discov-
cred in Waukesha, Wis, by an enter
prising newspaper man, both of whom
NClC bOlu Ou IuC SOIu VI 1909.
Birthdays arc scarce in tina. family.
The price of admission to social
party in California town, the other day,
was advertised as fifty cents head;
potatoes taken at the door for twenty-five
cents sack"
-"Do you think will get justice
done me?" said culprit to his counsel.
81 don't think you will" replied the
other, {" for l see two men on the jury
who are opposed to hanging"
AT the station house in Waterbury,
Conn, they have Welcome" motto
over the entrance to the cells, thus max
ing it pleasant and homclike for the oc.
cupants.
New York city has six men missing,
of whom no trace can be obtained. In
Chicago there is no such doubt. We
find our mysteriously absent ones by tele-
graphing to Canada. - Tribune.
You can always detect bachelor by
the way he handles baby, but to be safe
from loss it is well to use borrowed
baby in making the experiment.-Rome
Sentinel.
The Boston Globe has dropped local
items and serves its readers with =" Pri-
mordial Germs Evolved from the Organic
Cells of City Life" What is needed
down there is another fire.
After while it may occur to some
of the New England people dwelling in
the valleys that there are dams built to
sustain the pressure of reservoirs that
arc unsafe.
Those were merry old days when 1t
was accounted the proper thing for a
gentleman who took snuff from young
lady's snuff. box to Immediately exclaim,
with a bow: ~ kis-s-you."
The Southern humorist known as
Bill Arp was recently killed in Texas by
falling from a wagon. He was not a
literary man by profession, but was a
farmer. His quaint ideas were put into
shape for publication by newspaper
friend.
When New York man wants to
send message to Brooklyn in great
haste he hires boy, because it spoils
the best part of two days to send by tele-
graph, and the cost is greater than to
Boston or Washington.
-" Book agents." says an exchange,
"get nine dollars day for talking"
We know a woman, not an agent, either,
who could earn eighteen dollars day at
the business, with both hands tied be-
hind her back. Boston Globe.
"A man never realizes the blessing of
wealth so fully as when he takes his
girl out riding, and discovers at the first
toll.gate' that he has left his pocket-book
at home in his other pantalOons.-ROme
Sentinel. .....f ..- F.
Mr.. Simon Cameron was asked some
time ago if he was related to Senator An
gus Cameron, of Wisconsin. have no
doubt" he answered, "that my fathe
and his were stealing cattle together no
the Scottish border"
"A poem of six stanzas, from I" Fan
ME-" entitled: Where has our beautiful
snow gomez" is received, and respectful
ly but firmly declined. We don't know
where your beautiful snow has gone and
we don't care. We haven't it Rock
land Courier.
Cen Tom Thumb is coming West