The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-05-08
FACETIE.

Yes, that is the general impression.
A pretty Tennessee girl has patented
a harrow and stalk cutter.
Don't harrow our feelings with any
further information about her.
"A number of dogs were shot in the
East End last night"
Good enough for them. Let them
keep their East md out of danger.
The Boston Globe wishes 1t could be
the Greek religion. so as to be embraced
by Patti.
How exquisitely polite the Bostonians
are. This is what he intends to con-
vey to his readers. Patti embraced the
Gar Of all the Russians. That's all.
1t is now feared that if Abdel Phelim
Khaboolsh Pasha moves from Rougts-
chak by way of Kitcheneffender toward
Blakdr, the Russian auxiliary force UNI
der Prince Vldmrantchikipoff Mt Wrm-
tapchaki will be cut off and conciliated.
burlington Hawkeye.
Pack up, Packard. [Com. Adv.
It's 'ard on Packard but Nickels seem
to possess the true metallic ring for the
great dissatisfied down there. This
using of base metal may hurt somebody
yet, and ebony not nickles become the
circulating medium of the state, once
more.
/ uu,a DontoN r1nl,n ;,t.n,ntn, tInt
Rutland detectives who worked up the
testimony against the reprieved man,
PhaiT, were no better than they should
be.
In other words fair representatives of
their class.
Mr.. R%ightbower has been chosen
head man in an Arkansas brass band.
On all public occasions he will take the
lead, and trumpet. Puck.
You are wrong. The little joker
puck takes the lead here and Furnishes
the Right Bower for assuming too much.
1t is in order to hear now from the left
bower, King and Queen.
The jefferson lark J Republican re-
ports the shooting in Little River
county, in that State, recently, of q
phenomenal animal having the body of
a well-formed deer, with n head that
resembled q baboon and n suit of long,
brown, shaggy beard.
Our funny man wishes it distinctly
understood that he is by no means per-
sonal or i%nsinuating when he makes the
statement that the last time he had
them bad, the phenomenal animal he
saw, had a yellow head, and the body
of a serpent and moreover he wasn't
| allowed any time to take a pen and ink
| sketch of him rs his more favored
brother of the Jefferson Republican,
being engaged in a terrific hand to hand
encounter with the animal who did its
level best to prevent him pulling on his
boots.
The American naturalist reports two
remarkable instances of vitality in
snails. One snail, of the species bull
mus pallidior lived for two years, two
months, and sixteen days without food,
and at the end of that period appeared
to be in pretty good health. Another,
helir reatchiel lived withoutfoodfrom 1859
till 1865. Both of these species of snails
are Indigenous to nearly rainless re-
gions.
When the frog at the aquarium read
this report, he actually turned green
from jealousy and muttering something
to himself about there being 10 further
use in his trying any longer to deceive
the public, he leeringly closed his left
eye, cooked his head sideways and swal-
lowed an a~ggravating blue bottle fly,
intended for the gold fish, much to the
disgust of the management who had adj
verified him exclusively as the frog
who lived without nourishment.