Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-12-19

The Altoona Tri54ne delivers tn. coro..
ing reflection: The minister who tells IN,
ruth IN the pulpit will be sure 10 m.b.
some people glad and other people mad.
Cotrection.-In reporting the ca.e Of tn,
Insurance Company rs. John Lukep. ,rd
wife, the name Of Jchn s. Luksp, va. !,
soTertentiy used, instead of John Luken,.
A Festival will be held in McAIi,terville
on Christmas day and evening. the proceed.
oI which are TO be appropriated to the hen.
ent OF the Sahba'h-School connected with
the Presbyterian Church of that place.
DO YOU desire Watch, a Cham, a Ring
Bracelet, or any other piece of Jewvlry,
Tor present, or for yourself, for a Christ.
mas slit' William Wagner can supply you
with the desired article. He is now buyine
in larger stock than ever.
The Huntingdon Journal says: A family
Of emigrants, consisting Of sesen persons.
ta'ried AZ Mt. Union, a few nights ago. They
Travelled in wagons, IN which manner they
came from Kansas, and were On route for
Connecticut.
"Twcnty-ive hundred pennies were found
in the ruins of John Kinsler's house, near
Trcxelville, Snyder county. Kinslsr and
his wife are supposed to have been robbed
and murdered and the dwelling FREQ 10 con-
cesl the crime.n
An Elko Chinamzn went home drunk. and
was met at the door by his wife, who club
bed him numerically. A passer.by re.
marked: "John, your wife heap fight"
YES" he replied, ''she too muchee sabee.
She live 'longside Aelican woman tree
month. ."-Eiko (Nep.) POt.
A trio of hunters, from the vicinity of
Spruce Creek. have got themselves into a
peck OF trouble by running deer with dogs
In the neighborhood of "Round Top" Thev
succeeded in killing four deer, but by the
tine they go through court, and pay fine,
costs and lawyers fees, they will lind il
very dear meat. Right.-Huntinrdon Jour
nal.
A hster of tobacco asked an old negro
woman. the fumes of whose pipe we're an
noying him, if she thought she was Chris
tian "fes, brudder, 'spects is" s.Do
you believe in the Bible l'' ssies, bru,,der.n
ado you know that there is passage in the
Scriptures which says that nothing uncleAa
shall enter the kingdom OF heaven i' s.Yes,
l've heard it," Swell, Chloe, you smoke
and you cannot enter the kingdom Of hea-
ven, because there is nothing so unclean
there as the breath of a smoker. What do
you Say to that i'' "Why, 'spects TO leave
my bretf behind when 60 dar. ."-Bostoa
Globe.
The way boys whirl around, and perform
acrobAtIc ieats, on the horizontal bars, at
the curb in front OF stores, 10 lie horses to,
is enough 20 cause skilled and professional
showmsn 10 seriously consider whether the
rising youth is not about to excel the past
generation in acrobatic performances. There
Is no Use these days to go 10 show to See
men perform or a horizontal bar. About
every third boy you meet, in a town, can
perform better than the most OF skill, Il I
showmen. How the performance could be /
improved if a tail could be added. How /
much more lively they could swing around, |
liter the fashion OF the monkey. For fur
her suggestions on the tail question, the
Missing link. send for or write TO Darwin.