The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-03-29
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- No man can either live piously ;or
die righteous without wife.-Richter.
Men usually fellow their wishes till
suffering compels them to follow their
Judgment. :,.,..
- There are two classes of men gener1
ally I'M the wrong, those who don't know
enough, and those who know too much!
The Germans sayE there are three
armies that follow every war, and are
disbanded only by death-an army of
mourners, an army of cripples and an
army of thieves.
- The best Inheritance from your
father is poverty anda good name. If
yeu havelboth of these you are unusually
fortunate, and your prospects in life are
Of the brightest sort. ~ /
q -"Are these gratuitous ?" asked an
old gentleman of druggists assistant,
taking patent medicine almanac from
pile on the, counter 't.Ney,, then1's al
matacs, "eurtly answered the matter.of-
fact assistant. !, t,g,,
ga little girl showing her cousin,
about four years old, astar, said: "That
star you see over there is bigger than
this world" ''No, it isn't" he said.
eyes, it is" s"Then why doesn't it keep
the rain off" .,,.,o5 fee ..a,te !!
- The honeymoon had long gone BY
when melancholy husband YEARLY con-
fessed himself, to. q friend: "What do
you think? T could never have imag-
ined it'll In the first dayssofour married
life she was an angel-so dear and lovely
that I could have eaten her up" "And
now2" asked his friend. ss'Now 1 repent
of not having done it."
- (which is the largest gland?''
asked Chicago medical professor of the
newest arrival of his class the other day.
The student buried himself in deep
thought and sbrightening up suddenly,
exclaimed: 'The largest gland, sin, is
England" Then the professor kindly
lee. the young man.aside and pathetically
advised him to 5oinS5a Minstrel trpupe, or
enterthe army and get shot ,-ggs
- It is doubtful whether any of the
incoming Presidents family ever received
more careful and graceful attentions
from those leaving the White House than
Mrs. Grant has extended She had the
whole house and all its appointments put
in the best possible order and complete
|. ness, and instead Of ahoase, .dsspoifed of
many things, it was probably better
stocked and with better things than at
any previous day of its occupation. Mrs.
fGmhtS gave sherS sole attention ,to this,
whole matter.
The Hindoo widow, though no
longer burnt on the funeral pyre of her
husband 3 is subjected to.a process for the:
rest of her life which may sometimes
cause. her. t., doubt whether her. latter
state IS really any better than that which
British law terminated mo matter how
beautiful the young widows tresses, they
are cropped off, all her ornaments are
taken away, the very notion of a second
marriage regarded as worse than murder,
and the poor thing never permitted to
leave her room. This issimply the SUBJ
stitution of imprisonment for life in place
Of death. 49,. .l,zs IS b1e -
.I-H He sat alone in her fathers parlor,
waiting for the fair ones appearance, the
other evening, when her little brother
came cautiously into the room, and
gliding up to the young mans side, held
out handful Of something, and earnest
ly inquired: :. .lsay, mister, what'r
them?'' "Those?" replied the young
man, solemnly, taking up one in his fin
gers, Ath0se are. beans."' J "Therep
shouted the boy, turning to his sister,
WHO was just coming in. II knew you did
not say true. You said he didn't know
beans, and he does, toop The young
mans stay was not what you could call
a prolonged one that evening.