The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1877-03-09
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Mr.. d., IN regard 10 how The mind forms
y material thing from several precepts
take an apple and ILLUSTRATES" Mr. D.
II don't care II do" Glass murmar
pass 'em around"
PARIS DANDY " You always tell me,
madam that ! am dull pray inform me
what il the difference between dull and
bright Answer; "The difference IS
the same a. between a smell and a per
iume."
THE number of square miles in the
United States is 1,O.8 ,6G8. The real
and personal property in the United
States is S29,S $40, 77S, ABB. The number
of persons who cannot read are 4 ,444,503.
The number Of those who cannot write is
5,55l 81.
ONEofthe billsnow pending in the Wis
consin Legislature abolishes sentences tor
specific periods in punishment of crime,
and leaves convicts in prison until the
warden believes they are thoroughly re-
formed" That is simplicity itself.
"SIR," said one man to another, be
ware! TO day you have kicked me.
Yesterday you struck me. Day before
yesterday you pulled my nose. Take
care, sir, take care, or you'll rouse the
sleeping lion"
NOVELTY is what makes the world in
teresting. An Italian who wouldn't
look around the corner of his house to
see n sunset that would int0xicate us
will come here and grow wild owe the
spectacle of a man stufing link sausages.
Moron" Kelly reserves a salary of
$4,000 a year as president of the com
pany. This with the possession of a
fine residence, makes him quite COM
Portable, and he can afford to 60 on with
his experiments if the stockholders can.
"WHAT does your mother do for a
living, little boy? Justice Otterbourg
of New York inquired of an ei~ght-year-
old urchin who had been arrested for
begging on the streets. "She gets drunk
and has the rheumatic" was the culprits
answer.
A HALF-FRozEN E~nglishman in a
street car the other day somewhat
angrily observed "Why don't they
eat the cars ?" "Why you darn idiot"
returned the sharp conductor, "we can't
eat 'em but we sometimes bolt en-"
The Englishman made an entry in his
note book.
AlFLoRIsT was showingan Irishman over
his establishment the other day. Now"
said he, "wcll Just look in for moment
at the terminating house" "The Ger
man 'ating house, is it|' replied the
other. ''Troth and I'm glad, for it's hun
cry | am. But isn't there some Irish
dhrinkin' saloon jist as handy p
ANXIOUS on a main point.-After the
usual explanation to a freshman class in
regard to laws and customs of the college
by the class officer. when opportunity
was given for questions ON points not
fully understood a freshman raised his
hand, and in a voice full of anxiety
asked, professor, what time do we have
breakfast
OF the three hundred members of con-
gress, there is only about thirty, or say
ten per cent, who command the atten-
tion of the house and the galleries when
they speak. lii a good place for a man
to hnd his level, ana the most of them
find it on a lower roInd of a ladder of
fame than they supposed. To speak to
a mob at a corner grocery and win their
applause by telling indecent stories is
one thing, and TO command attention in
congress Is quite another Cn. Com.
Letter.