The New York herald., 1877-07-29
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Chief Joseph be blowed up.
Henry Clay Dean is estimated at 500 an acre.
Tho pawnbrokers now say, s'Put up shut up"
Cincinnati objects to being called Porkopolis. Swine
notf
Londoners think that the Thames is the only beaut
full river.
Said man on Park row, yesterday y:-"Phat made
Somebody says that vinegar catches nlss Well,
who wants any ficsS
Button said shat the style is the man, but for our
part we think woman is the style
The United States government should bo strong
enough 10 transport its own mails.
Those chaps who "strike" US for dollar are in
formed that capital no longer listens 10 terms.
No one knows whether Gail Hamilton puts up her
hair in the Chicago Tribune the Boston Advertiser
A man yesterday refused to attend clam bake be-
cause he was Office holder and could not enter poll
tics.
Alexander H Stephens is so thin that he has to put
on mustard plaster whom he wants to be drawn
step ahead.
The Hay,iens have provcrb, "You can't eat gumbo
with one finger" Two fingers, however, are the usual
democratic drink.
Boston Transcript SIT Is hard to see wnerc Chi
nese wash house San Francisco hoodlum.
He never does any washing nor has any done"
The question, says the Baphst Weekly, is whether
ministers should have vacations That depends. somo
ministers should havo vacations twelve months in the
year.
A man walked 100 miles In twenty-four hours In q
dusty ycr'dcn street the other day to get money
enough to ''pay his expenses home" twenty-four
miles of.
Boston Globe:-sIn tho midst OF all the excitement
over this strike business the New YORK HHRALD's
p(blegmatic) 1(ndvduaD is giving recipes for making
blackberry brandy"
He wos his mothers knees-was this young
American when he sang to her. ooh, mother, come
back from the echolcss shore; Oh, take me to your
hoart again, as OF yore"
The seventeen gentlemen who the forty foot sea
serpent of the Massachusetts, coast cured by
epeen gin cocktails, though one Of them insists that
he Is going to keep It up for week.
The Chicago Journal says that the Rev. Adirondack
Murray OF Boston, will not take vacation this year,
but Will remain patiently at his work trying 10 mako
q pacing marc rot milo In two minutes
Iryou really wish tho pretty shop girls OF New
York, stand anywhere on Broadway, between Fulton
and Chambers Streets from eight till o'clock in
the morning. 1t will make you tired tho first few
days.
He was kneeling at her feet and saying, "My pre-
cous sweet, lie fingers to me as a petuna streaked
with the glorious golden frettngs OF soul which
knoweth no love SO -" 20, Henry!" said shc
''that's the cheese"
Richmond Enquirer: =" "we read that Mars will, on
September g. be only So 900 900 miles from the earth
How to prevent a collision that day between Mars
and the fashionable shirt collar Is the problem now
agilatipg Richmond philosophers"
Sidney Lanier will write a poem thus
A weather vanc, weatherless and vaneess,
without the four letters pointing each It's way;
No eastess east, nor wcstlcss wcst nor nothing
Let US make snowbas in the new-mown hay.
Elmira Advertiser =" suppose we pass a law said
father to his daughters, that no girl eighteen
years old who can't cook good meal shall get married
until she learns how to do nY why, them we'd all
get married at seventeen responded the girls In sweet
chorus"
Governor Nichols recently asked the Attorney Gen.
era OF the United States for permission to open a
cigt package addressed Marshall Ptkin, Buffers
friend. The package was found TO contain pair Of
gum shoes a lot oI fishing tackle, and not con-
fession tho smelling Governor supposed