The Toledo chronicle. [volume] (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1873-1924, 1877-05-17

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MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
IA read organ-tile ye.-f'hstddetphsd
6uttetsn.
The uses of cavalry are newman.
ltarian.-W Worcester fress.
The Turks are suffering considerably
from acute Roumaniatism.
The slowest letter in the naval alpha
bet seems to be the tUrpid-o.
Every man with flour on his hands
made money by the recent rise. except
the baker.
strawberry shortcake is now begin.
ming to assume the form of organized
protoplasm. Are you all ready9
The boy who has never sat down on q
humble bee, or stepped on rusty nail,
has not fulfilled his mission.
A Young ladv saws. off a cart wheel
has nine felfoes attached tn # it's nitv
that girl like me can't have onep'
-Notb;no in tbis bleak world ia oos;or
TO start and harder to stand than a boiI or
a daily paper-Burlsnoton HawE. Enc.
-"My son. remember that vo,r char.
acter OUGHT to shine brighter than vour
boots "Sunnose I blacken # then
father?n
There is place in Connecticut known
as Patchooue. The name was sneezed
up by the first inhabitant during a. snrino
Influenza.
One WASHINGTON newsnaner advises
another to get a bullock press. SO as to run
off its edition i'm a minute and a half and
save time.
ANY how ran have inst az mucb finn
around y hcnfire made If an old straw. he 1l
as any man can have in seeing hotel
burn down.
-T,a dande,;on ;sr,t ,nnch ~ ! t,o1vor
Int II hoe ;Is ,,,;ss;on n co,nas ;,,st .,
nc time everybody Is s;ci;nS =. "a. come =.
thing yaller.
The only drawback to fortune .tellers
getting rich in Quick time is the fact fiat
only one fool out of twenty has any money
-E1roit Free Press.
Tins far the terrific f,chtinu between
the Turks and the Russians has been a.
tended with yerv licht Karsnalties -
Buriiaoton Hank. Ev,.
C Hur ot;,dran Vii, hove ;o,so a..
ON their hands - said q o an, - Or 1I
borr;blein exclaimed an elderly 1ody'
{. What a blessing we have nails on onrsi,,
-. 60, 'I,,o o.ts $3.50. - - 49, !.
-, ao"s, IN, h .a, sITM " naS1 ~ a
neiN,,,nent Everybody had noticed Il !.
crows and cats are inclined 10 carbon N
p Grnr1;e,
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tt;nhe a. n,d n"y 10! - hat.ar !, y, oV tts
inAS n1 ooulu aid i" - I snd,a san MY sao
I Wx wig ~ i nss sO.u " u'o nan'ic-4 ~ e0
N"~ 1"''eIe'''1''s.
Brains may be better than riches, but
1t comes mighty handy to have q nickel 70
pay ones fare on the street car. It's bet
ter than having brains and going afoot.-
Zero" fyee fress.
"A downtown man who went to church
last Sunday, remarked afterward that be
preferred the organ to the preacher he
said there seemed to be stop TO the organ.
--Nofwich Bulletin.
- Well, if this isn't meant" said an
indignant pickpocket. Is Here's this fell