The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1877-11-02

They shudaer % ksar 5Ack Frost
1hln&s GeneraIIy.
Chicago bank presidents are
knights Of, the golden. Geece.
If her Ioyer is too forward, the
indulgeat girl will ex-sQueeze-him.
This lie the time to have your
boots donble-soled. D There is wet
weather ahead. aEai
The leaf-gatherfne era is here,
and soon the Inside of the house
will look ike IN attack OF the de-
= l.u sss-'l - sssGaE e
To see 8 pretty girl putting on q
postoge stamp makes o fellow wish
that he wAs;shO Father OF HE C0un-
try. or even Ben Fraaklin.
Delicate cousidsrat,on for The els-
phant-Carefui little girl: "Piease,
Mr.. keeper, will it hurt him If !
give him currant out Of my ban 2"
A c.ustya bachelor says fashions
vary so often that the dear Great.
ures have been already served mp
In every possible style OF dressing
except ON toast.
II q country bean calls unsxpec-
teddy upon his gumdrop ct this sea-
sen of the year, he 10 very apt TO
find her in Q sweet pickle.
A London tailor has this sign in
his window: "No American or
ders taken without Q depos1t."
Above q bar in Chicago may be
read: "NO trust for alleged En-
glIsh noblemen."
It wss . Sioux chief visit ing
Washington who said-T want
three cans Of string beams, . seven
dollar overcoat and . man in front
of q tailor chop to put the coat on
to-"
The fact comes out in Q st. Louis
divorce case that JOseph SiemOn
compelled his family to dine every
day soleiy on soup made from 9 ten
cent shin bone, and habituslly. skim
med out all the meat for himseif.
The French governments has
adopted revolving cannon that
fires eighty-four shells . minute,
each Of which bursts into twenty
four fragments. 1t can be prepared
for action with great rspidity, and
two men only are required to work
1t.
"Our daughter never dances out
of her own set" said o proud dame
at one Of those nondescript enter
tainmentS got up a. the hotel of q
certain fashionable watering place:
SIS it blue set or . pink set 2"
some one asked; and the good lady
colored up and could make no reply.
It turned out that this exclusive
person was the MAZE of q
worthy dealer in modern china.
A Boston journal remarks that
the season for green corn will soon
be over. But how we will remem-
the care gone by.
1t lie estimated that . renter OF
Scotch shoOtings pays upward OF
every deer he kills.
The Montreal Witness says that q
phyclan in that city is rest oring the
faculties OF an idiotic child by lift
ing depressed portions Of the skull.
The top of the great dam at Gil.
eppa, Belgium, is to be crowned
with a colossal lion cut from 20
huge blocks Of stone. A man will
be able to hide easily behind each
claw.
The following 10 ell the space
given in q Texas newspaper to q
lynching: "DudIy Hsnsford was
hanged by . mob Of forty men this
morning, near his home, two mlles
from Perry, in this. Too much
cattle"
How Irritating it is in amateur
theatrical life, when the leading
man IL thfnking Of the pleasure %
come 10 hngging the leading lady,
to find that the society has elected
to play the leading part the leading
Observation-Disclosures Exchange.
That looks like 9 case Of incendi.
srism, said q reporter to Offices
Bood etOn, while the fire was going
on. "'Taint nothin OF the sort,
responded he; somebody 'sot' II
on fret"
An intoxicated passenger on q
Virginia railroad showed his total
abstinence pledge when asked for. .
ticket. The conductor punched the
pledge, and wrote on IL 'fone drunk.
A Milburn woman was so aston.
toDished the other day when her
husband brought her home q thirty
dollar bonnet that il was an hour
before she could open her mouth
because she couldn't remember the
combination.
"If ] could only get elected cash.
Ter Of . Chicago Savings Bank ;
soliloQuised An experienced thief {
day or two ago, t'blamed il
would't reform and be . better man,
and go to Europe Q month or tive
with $4,000 in my pocker'--Nor'
ristown Herald.
An English woman braVely stay
ed in R1stchuk during the entire
bombsrdment, was complimented
for her bravery, and was made
much Of es . heroine. She LEFT and
went 10 England. and died In Q few
days Of absolute fright, the mem
DRY Of the terrible scenes she had
witnessed.
An Enelishman who has made &
bet Of $4,000 that he will in SD
J years walk through France, Ger
many, North Russla and Siberia Il
China, has started from Calais OF
his jourueying. His bet oblige
. him 10 return through India, Fer
, sia and Southern Russia aud fror
there over Greece and Italy Il
France. He mast be in LiYeFp0o
: July LIST, 1883.
, "Did Won steal the complainant
coatP' asked the Magistrate Of
. seedy Individual who was arraigue,
: before him. II decline TO gratif,
the morbid curiosity Of the publ
: by answering that question" res
ponded the seedy individual, with
scornful glance ct the reporter.
] The y0ung man II sedaee. He
; thinking how he will have his oyer
Z coat made up, and what kind OF
story he will tell his tailor in orde
to get &c out Of the shop.-Bosto
a Traveller.
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