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A CRAZY sOUTHRON.

a al1ss1ss'ppt E'euI w, 's1n"s , '.o Neoe''o"
nnd Declares War Against the North.
ncconcllIs,ion IL failure, rhu Radical party
,s. ,sdo ~, n. ,r,rtt thnt n. Nn.,h .,L a,rIh
.a,, is so.s ~ H. tts,ofo,e n,.,a.. s ana
ehaG be tets 1otese1' ls's aefelose nsc'cse, ana
worsc thai usescss, for III to hold cut hs,,tla
ACROSS The bloody and 1try cham in tho vain, mad
honn th,t trv win ba cja.ned In hr,dI,ar,,tnd and
eood'~l BY or tradIas9nsi enemies o. ne Other M
AUG. H. n:ess ~ m9fte H. ia tnda ~ nsetess e. ss
onf tfeaae ~; ana aes nsypmnu m eHa soomoc
pro'9tE their noe!e nnd Mn:ehHh struggle 10; our
TMneatiost o. 10 maSe t9t.er M persona tnstlasea
~ ofues % ana nu1n up ons M snu PoIt P.
skinny son! and hysna hearts, tns raetta. WI pot
ltstcn " reason Wneteser LAZY ItaJ !nr tne ~
han re; sney Id %aSm o ~ 70 a ~ ah
po tro. ~ III stnsr mr. Il were n tiki wct t,cv
would hang tae .a.t one =! ~ sosea19 rnr psop
cry to theif own nsc. and teash Peissy 70 tesaf4
" IN INC !tSht OF aesl!s WIN ave oeeh sWeps tfom
t'me nl thu Wof!a because M TREMENDOUS etln'ss. r.
ync5 stasc ResseGutea ~ wltn ~ nhl1!eMns ',l r.
soeity ,r1tn , tho days Ut Washington down 'o tho
ptstent inns.
l'gn. tottnre. ,p'nader. and cruelty Vi.
ter rnr5 S5uats anS aonoefea against 10 from
Ths{ nave maao t,o eehoot eooKs oi tne't ch!!.
dfen th cunuits OF sasehoods ana ''nndefs against
or ,,s ,o%.,no' ,.nn1s h,~o ,..o n,a s,,,,oa ,,,
ioaaE.ome lies concerning our 'ablss customs, and
nrfe1, er or.,or. havo illuminated tho most aom,o,.
bic INTERPRETATIONS coucernlug our men, Wum.
Gu. and children.
They hase marched an nrmY tht9uSn the conall-
IN Ssder to .lsy and MnnKle the PICK ind hover 81
our plan.4.!ons. and t.smpls vi under tie feet Of
Afte! ilry had sttumr!oa nsrs ~; after they had
gofEeu themselves on ny D'oou o. our EtAsme1i,
and fattened thsls packets VII, our Roltt; atler
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CnEcAao-Tho schs Hads has been dry .docked to
aars leak stopped. The prop Heath WAS siigb&.
~ damaged BY au accidental ass when shout twen-
" miles outside, night before last. Sha projected
on hes regular trip yesterday Four !son-lAdeu
sesssls arrived yssteray-she achrs William Jones'
Aos4. Two Fann.c.. and i: J. hoTess. They vess
from Esc2naba, ai1 thsf Captains report
quite = lsExa tecs thurs. .commolors tox
las fully u,als up hls mind that Mt. f1nlh's nav
prupeIler.~hesl Will moi DO for ths Ben Drake, ana
old Gnu replaced ...Ths managers o! lAs uuiDeE-
ons excursion stcamut4 ANNOUNCE extra trips faf
stvamers are 10 give Ee,cEsl sxsutsons and supply
nna musio....TAo luulbtr- r-dealels pssdlcs higher
prices, eccanse the proApect on Ill tho drives " Ia.
licallse Of . shNst supply.
O1uEu rours.-Tha !o1 barrel buoy ss the Line.
kiln Crossings has been .currs4 away by su!all
unknown kchoonGSj Captains should bo el!tfua
in maktuR Tie Pa4aaXs... -. South Haven haEbos
has btcn dEedxea lat, an4 xsssrls eau now enter
i....Au AMcflcun wsccklux tug II woski1y NJ tho
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All nsr1ous, exhsust,pg. and painful diseases
speedily Yield tu lhs curative tunuruees u Paser.
mache1's Electric l3clt4 4nd HAn1s, They aEa
sats, ytmpIe, xul elective. and Can bu ea4ltY ~.
piled BY the patteut hisl.s!f. Book with full par.
ttculats, u1afIsd free. Ad4tsaA tulsrtnachsf Oal.
yanIc Co, EiAciunau. o.
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Special bispu.ch 10 Tie Tffhss<.
SALEx, Washington Co., Jnnc ~. We have
inst commenced harvesting. Probable Yield, fifteen
bushels per acre. Gssln very gout. A good deal
Of our wtlu4t 10 blown down anh tangled. hut II tho
weather IL fayorabs will save Il all We will 4aye
the best crop We have hRl sincr the year 1BuJ.
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WiHCUNHJN.

lSpertof Pfxpatch to 7zs Treunf.
1tlrKyiLiE. Warrington Co., Juna 10.-1Arlcy
has headed cut AMI premises to 10 m abundant
crop. ChInch-tneA hava put in an appearance.
Gt,rn IL we'll Hp Lant In ycry clran. We have
lind frequent tliha but now att csops taok INC.
tjtttai N@7dfrh to The 7sa1nHe.
MINERAL P0Ixr, june Mt.-uur corl, cror IL fopk-
Ing very well: lf We do Int have tnn much rain ~
prevent cultivation, will tlsvc fatr trun.
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ST. fQllN.


sp<etas D.pafeh to 7at'Ts.6tne.
MONTREAL, June e:A.-6njerintendcn Smith. of
the New York State insurance Department, has
hvcn here Tor thn past tt<cc days with his Assist
ant, Mccall, Investigating The ability Of the Royal
Canadian insurance Company, which has such
large connection IN tho al,tcx. to prusdc for it,
other engagements After payment Of lt4 !oascs by
the 8t John's nrc. 50 far, they Gna cvas.lhlng
satisfactory. Their report Will bo lssuud Monday
QCxnso, juno eo.-The Directors Of tho stada.
eosta lnsuranes Company held = n,estfng to-day
and decided 10 call fof 20 per csnl ct tho sub<<Eio
cent Zach. They also deemed Ii advisable 70 notify
tue agents 70 taka no more pte,aIu,"s for the
nss aud X ses ~ nsss
premiums to ~ returned hereafter.
cnscaao.
The amount gnbAcribcu hy the banks Of Chicago
for tp relief Of st. J1hn WIS Increased ihiA week
bY supplementary contributions to $1,000. The
following acknowledgment was received yesterday
By Manager Hale. Of the Clearing -tlnuss:
IT. Jnnx: y. y. Jaas 3o:-D. 4: N'.: E.g. Sts'e,
SiR" S IT.. sos ara nep; e Ut Z
ofJoaf lSes''ty 10 Us In our 'fS;!sk k.,,x n.xo,
Tho. Msyor received thu following additional sub
scrlplIuns for the r.: John aaIesers: 4. 7. slrw-
+. Fars., G ;,pS piS sess sa nto. s'eo
g.. S;o; Nsndei nsas.. S:s; keIt6 ! 0alo. s:5:
dealers, stH3 The following were received tsom
tanners md dealers IN booit and nhoea: TRAY.
las .sa.a @ sptgs Ws!ks: Ss s .s'is1 Ki: Hs /
C., $ib; j. j. Sharp s son, sl5; weii DTos.,
Ss5; !. +; LaphAa,; s!G; Turner s i..,
i. !. Wa.,!n i Sou, SIS; e: II: henderson. .sl00:
n. y; WeI1s. tlDD; ea.h, s.; {. 4. Fa.sa Z g..
s,a,, H i e., *io; Faruhsu t Dtis. siD; 1rreas:
ilila. $ltN; Philip Goldman. s:0; lladda ClaEp
Wi.wali i O.. IS; ": il: brown i Nun. -: u.
we.!e l!ru.;;. sig; c.w. Marks f3i y. 4alll. o.;
SM lIatlpck. iluimps = o., $50; ". g. Tsn Al.
stynu y Gu, 81: Y. selx 3 To-: $i0l; u. v.
Wcl!tn i Cu., SIS; y u. rrestan, slu; cash. 81;
U. l.. An1c I Co., e5U; q. ". ltoduan j. Co., ~
TutAl, 81, lt1.
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ERIl i.


HptdaI DtpatcA 10 znt Tribune.
Ent1, Ps., June 10.-pxrAMTuNgs-Stmr ]. II.
Welsh; schs uarsess Queen.
coai freshts It \ staa.l still Many vcssels Ie.
fuse " carry coal It tho curlent rates.
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BnpogroaT, juno Observation-Disclosures.
Joliet, Morris snh LaSalls; 40 btls salt, 81 t;05
feet inn,,er. IL. LEO 18th.
ltuluaErnnT, juno ~. D.-Arrtycl-Prop rcevlass,
Ottawa, 10. COO bu ceFni Tempest, Ottawa. U,O 900
bu corIt.
Clearcl-Klug brothers. kankakoa Feeder,
o. 00u feet lu,nbrti juhh Carter, lien1y. III, LEO
feet luiner; Alagia ottawa, II. 47u feel lumber,
=, :!!S1 posts.
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spsctai M4pa&cA 10 1hs 1sd4aAs.
MARQUETTE, Mich, June 70. ARRIVED, the schE
0euExs Sherman Cleasud, Props Oscar Towns.
md, ". r. UraTes, sehrs Edward. Kelley, Geo.
". Adams. FaAscd down, rrops WInsl0w. 1T.
pAu1, Peegltss. Wind variable. Weather fogcy.
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speciaf EttpdteA 10 7as TrtbtR&.
MILWAUKEE, Juue .0.-ChafteFs sehF Lake For,
cat, 70 uodetich. IT, 600 bn wheat 1t 14c.
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LtHTe. AFf1Tt.
ST. Pant 4 Minneapolis Ex... .'ln:tr1 \. IN, 5;tt,p M
NJ. rAul q Minneapolis Ex...t s:o0 D. MT $50 ILL.,
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07
Tobacco as a Money Crop.

We wish to call the attention of the
people Of Hawkins county to the subject
of tobacco raising as a means OF making
money That our farmers are obliged
to resort to something besides the rails
ing of wheat and corn is a fact that they
all know and feel. 1t is absolutely nee
essary to raise these grains in sufficient
quantities to supply the home demand
as a matter of course, but the transpor-
tation of these articles TO the markets of
the world is too great for us to make any
money out of them. The question
. comes up, will the raising of tobacco
pay ? If planted in small quantities it
will not If planted in large quantities
it win pay and pay better than anything
else you can plant.
Rev David Derrick Anderson has
been raising tobacco in this county for
several years, and his experience is that
it pays him better than any other crop,
and better than stock raising. Last
year he sold IA or 10 hogsheads, and al
though he was badly treated, and, as he
thinks, eutrageously swindled by the
firm to which he sold, yet the crop was
profitable. This year he has on hands
90 or % thousand pounds of frst-class
tobacco, we'll cured and ready for mar
ket. He brought US down a specimen
of his crop last week, and in our judg-
ment it is equal to anything we ever
saw in Virginia In raising tobacco,
Dir. Anderson realizes about so dollars
per acre for the land cultivated. Where
is the farmer who does as well produc-
ing wheat and corn
We hear of several other large crops
in this county. Maj. John Blevins has,
as we hear, several hogsheads of SUI
perior quality; and Mr.. Bassett, in the
same neighborhood, cultivated 40 or 80
acres in tobacco. Both crops were cured
by experienced men and are said to be
exceedingly fine.
If somebody now would come to Rog-
ersyille and put up a tobacco factory so
that our people could have market
right at home for all that is raised in
the county, it would be a good idea.
The manufacturing and selling tobacco
by the wholesale proves profitable in
Virginia, North Carolina and wherever
else il is carried on. 1t would doubtless
be equally so here. If there was a home
market for the article, there would be
ten times as much raised in the county
as is now produced. Who will come to
Rogersville and establish tobacco fac
tory?
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

Symptoms of a Diseased Liver.
DAN in the right side, under the
edge of the ribs, increases on pres
sure; sometimes the pain is in the left
side; the patient is rarely able to lie
on the left side sometimes the pain
is felt under the shoulder-blade, and
it frequently extends to the top of
the shoulder, and is sometimes mis-
taken for a rheumatism in the arm.
The stomach is affected with loss of
appetite and sickness; the bowels in
general are costive, sometimes alter
native with lax; the head is troubled
with pain, accompanied with dull,
heavy sensation in the back part.
There is generally considerable loss
ofmemory, accompanied with pain
full sensation of having left undone
something which ought to have been
done. A slight, dry cough is some
times an attendant. The patient
complains WEAKNESS and debility;
he is easily startled, his feet are cold
or burning, and he complains of
prickly sensation of the skin; his
spirits are low; and although he is
satisfied that exercise would be bene-
fetal to him, yet he can scarcely
summon up fortitude enough to try
it. In fact, he distrusts every rem-
edy. Several of the above symp-
toms attend the disease, but cases
have occurred where few of them ex-
listed, yet examination of the body,
after death, has shown the LIVER to
have been extensively deranged.
AGUE AND FEVER.
DIR. c. McLANE'S LIVER Pills,
IN CASES OF AGUE AND FEVER, when
taken with Quinine, are productive
of the most happy results. No better
cathartic can be used, preparatory
to, or after taking Quinine. We
would advise all who are afflicted
with this disease to give them A
FAIR TRIAL.
For all Bilious arrangements, and
as simple purgative, they are I'M
equaled.
66 wv AXE NE
The genuine DR.. c. McLAEE's
LIVER Pills are never sugar coated.
Every box has red wax seal on
the lid, with the impression DR..
McLANE's LIVER PILLS.
The genuine McLANE's LIVER
PILLS bear the signatures of c.
MCLANE and FLEMING Bros. on the
wrappers.
RG- Insist on your druggist or
storekeeper giving you the genuine
DIR. c. McLANE'S LIVER Pills, pre-
pared by Fleming Bros, Pittsburgh,
Pa.
Sold by all respectable druggists
and country storekeepers generally.
To those wishing to give DR. c. MeI4AEE'S
Liver PMS a trial, we win mail post paid 10 any
part Of the United States one box Of Pills for
twenty-five cents.
FLEMING BROS. Pittsburgh. Pa
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

~ The Cincinnati Commercial s
Washington Correspondent says that
in the Electoral canvass a halt will
be called when Florida is reached,
to enable the commission to con slider
the objection to counting the vote of
that State. When this is decided the
count will proceed till Louisiana is
reached. That settled, there IS moth
ing remaining that will hinder the
count, except the Oregon case. 1t
is said that the Democrats will insist
on the reception of the Cronin return,
and thir counsel will argue the ques-
ton extensively. In this manner
it is probable that at least a week
will be consumed in canvassing the
returns.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

~ In passing over the railroad from
Rogcrsville to Morristown one day last
week.we noticed that the farmers almost
on every place were in the fields with
their teams turning up the soil. Plow-
ing seems to have commenced in good
earnest. This is right. The earth has
been frozen for weeks and weeks. 1t is
now in splendid condition to break up.
The prospect for fine crops the present
year is unusually good, and we hope the
most sanguine hopes of those who till
the soil will be more than realized.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07
Cabinet-Maker and Undertaken

S hereby inform my old customer and the pub
lie generally, that have moved in my NEW SHOP
in the east end of Morristown, opposite j. Brown
& Sons Carriage Shop, where VIII keep hand
and make to order, all kinds of FURNITURE.
Special attention given to Picture Framing. al
so keep ON hand and make and trim to order ali
kinds of WOODEN COFFINS, with or without
glass over the face All kinds Of repairing done in
the Furniture line. Having had - years expert
ence in the FURNITURE and COFFIN trade,
feel that guarantee satisfaction in either line
of business. All kinds of PRODUCE taken in ex-
change for work. Prices to suit the hard times
Prompt attention given to all orders for CoFFINs,
and liberal reduction in former prizes all work.
Spring-seat Sofas and Chairs repaired in good
order. NJ. A. WHIT.
March 90 ls76-tf.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

"a Judge II. C. Smith failed to pu
in an appearance at the January special
term Of the Chancery Court. Mr.. YOe
presided as Special Judge in his place.
He also failed to be present at the regu-
lar term in November.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

To- Why do not some Of our farmers
bring Irish potatoes and beans to Rog-
ersville for sale We have heard nu-
merous enquiries about these articles
in the last few days.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

EB We learn from members of the
bar that Circuit Court will probably
continue in session during the present
week. The trial of the prisoners charg-
cd with the murder of Marth West has
occupied most of the time of the Court
during the term.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

The Mouse Creek correspondent of the
Knoxville ChTonicle, states that j. w.
ThOmasson, a merchant, near that place,
shipped from Mouse Greek during the
late snow between 800 and 1000 rab-
bits, besides quite lot Of squirrels, part
ridges, etc. Who can beat it
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

10 There is a very large quantity of
Hawkins county marble lying at Whites
burg waiting transportation to market
The marble is from DOugherty's and
Stamps's quarries near Mooresburg.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

~ If corn would only go up now to
70 or so cents a bushel it would be a
good thing for Hawkins county. There
are those among us predicting that such
WILDE the case in a very short time.
We hope they will not be disappointed.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

70 There has been a bound upward
in the price Of wheat in the last week
or two which almost makes some peo-
pies heads swim. Those who sold their
crops last fall at 60 to 20 cents are sorry
now that they did so, while those who
held on and waited for rise are happy.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

ga We learn that the extreme cold
weather, in January, killed some of the
peach trees in Hawkins county. Sorry
for that
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

EzY 1t cost trader of Hamblen coun-
ty fourteen dollars to get a drove of
sheep across the North Fork river at
Kingsport 4 few weeks ago. Sullivan
county thinks she is too poor to help
Hawkins build bridge across that
stream. Well, the consequence win be
that stock will have to go to the railroad
by some other road. Sullivan Will lose
more than Hawkins by that change
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07
&C. G.. s. @. IL. n.
HAWKINS COUNTY DEPARTMENT.
ROGERSVILLE, FEB. I, 1877.

80 The Grand Jury found a large
number Of trur bills at the January
term of Circuit Court.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

B3~ Judge Mckinney publicly com
pIimentod Sheriff Blevins the other day
for his energy and promptness in bring
ing men from the country from whom
to elect jury in one of the murder
trials. 1t gives US pleasure to note that
Bob is making a first-rate officer. He
keeps good order in the Court House
and attends to all business placed in his
hands promptly.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07
.OFFICE Of

NJ. A. GEE Sc co..
Chattanooga, Tenn, Jan. 1, 1877.
Price List of Sash, Doors, &c.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1877-02-07

THE WAY TO SUBSCRIBE. The proper made b
subscribe for q paper Is TO enclose uoDey-ordeE
in letter, and address the publisher direct giving
individual name, with the post-Oface. county and
State very plainly written, as pon marks are often
inegible. jan u q
The Russellville Democrat., 1877-05-03

swer, assuring him she had changed her mind, and begging him to come over te luncheon with her, to meet her brother in-law, who had only just arrived from abroad.
 Of course Mir. Levison came, and it didn't take two minutes to settle 1t. Nor did he laugh at her when she solemnly related her experience of the night before.
 "For it was his ghost, Harry, just as true as I am alive and speaking to you P
 "A jolly old--I mean thoughtful, painstaking spirit. Nellie! Bless his ghostship, we'll hold him in eternal re- memberance."
 Nor did his countenance change g feature even when he and Nellie and Fred. Willard discussed the marvelously obliging kindness of Will.
 Nor did pretty, blooming, blushing Mrs. Nellie ever for a moment dream that her visitant was Fred himself, as- sisted by wig and false whiskers- nor was there any need she should know, for her happiness was secured and her con- science at Danbury Ne,cs.
The Russellville Democrat., 1877-05-03
THE WOMEN OF sERVIA.

They wear on their heads red kerchiefs, with the ends hanging down their backs, bound on their heads by velvet fillet, embroidered with coins, in which were often stuck flowers, chiefly in red and white. They were generally dressed in white, but invariably with the brilliant aprons sewed down to the skirt, and often with a gaudily embroidered stom- acher, or, perhaps breast plate would be the more descriptive term, studded with coins on black velvet. The working dress of women in the fields is short jacket, braided and slashed in the fashion of that worn by the men, a red and yellow kerchief crossed over the bosom, petticoat striped mostly in the parallel stripes of Meorish pattern, but occa- sionally in the checkered, which makes the pattern a tartan, a tapestry like apron of brighter colors than the petti- coat, and bare legs and feet. The men are a fine race, tall, with certain state illness and self-respect in every gesture their faces are almost always good, and often quite intellectual and chivalric, but in muscular development the peas ant women of Servia can give their hus- bands A stone and beating.
The Russellville Democrat., 1877-05-03
SiN,ULAR DEATH OF 4 SURGEON.

A Manchester surgeon named Harri- son. who had been suffering from tooth ache, went to have the aching tooth extracted. The dentist, MT. Williams, tried to take the tooth out without gas :; but MT. Harrison, being sensitive, wished to have gas, and it was administered to him in the usual way The dentist asked him to wave his hand when he had had sufficient. The deceased was excited from pain, and said he had had nothing to eat that day, and could not live on stimulants. MT. Williams tried, from his appearance after the gas had been in- haled, to extract the tooth, but the de- ceased said he must s.have the gas until he snored. The gas was then given him until he snored, and MT. Williams ex- tracted two teeth. As the deceased did not appear to be coming round, Mr Will Hams opened the window to admit the air, and sent for medical man. Dr. Worsley arrived soon after and found that the patient was dead. The post mor' fem showed that there was a great deposit of fat throughout the organs, especially the heart, and that the cause of death was the sudden failure of the hearts ac- tion. The jury found as their verdict that the deceased "died from syncope during the administration of nitrous oxide gas for the extraction Of teeth
 while laboring under fatty degeneration
 ot the heart.'
The Russellville Democrat., 1877-05-03
OUR YOUNG FOLKS.
Am A,phnscs for fhe Lsssre People.

Ala Alphabet for fhe Asuc feOptc' A tumbled down, and hurt his Arm against bit B said. My Boy. oh do not cry; it cannot do c said, ' Cup Of Coffee hot can't do you any
 harm" n said. "A Doctor should be fetched, and he would E said, sAn Egg beat up with milk would quickly
 make him well.' F said "A Fish, i, broIsd, might cure If only by q said, Green Gooseberry fool. the best of cures HI said, !. His Hat should be kept on to keep him | raid, Some Ice upon his baSl will make him said, some Jam. if sc.ee on bread. or given in K said, "A Ksnsarao is sere-this picture let him !. raid, "A lamp pray keep light. to make sorae M said. "A Mulberry or two might give him sat- Y said, Some Nuts, if rolled about, might be 2 Q said. q An owl might make him laugh, if only F said, '' Some Poetry might be read aloud, to
 make him think." said' A A. ee,nss %as;, reoommend-a euin'e or N said, Some Rats might make him move If
 fastened by the tail" s said. "A Song should now be sung, in hopes to said, "A Turnip might avail, If sliced or cut in
 half"
 U said, "An Uum, with water hot, placed under
 meath his chin.n said, I'll stand upon chair and play a
 Violin?' w said, Some Whisky-W Whizzigiggs fetch, some
 marbles and bal.'' X said, " Some doubleXX ale would be the best of
 all.,
 Y said, " Some Yeast mixed up with salt would
 make perfect plaster" said, " Here is box of Zinci Get in, my little
 masteri
 We'll shut you upi We'll nail you down We
 will, my little master
 We think we've all heard quite enough of this,
 your sad disaster"
 N. r. Sun.
The Russellville Democrat., 1877-05-03
IRISH SONG.

When first saw young Molly Sthritched beneath the holly, East asleep oreninst her sheep, wan dreamy sum- mer's day,
 Wid daisies laughin' round her. Hand and foot bound her, Then kissed her on her bloomin' cheek, and Softly stole away.
 But as wid blushes burnn', Tiptoe was turnin', From sleep she starts, and me darts a dreadful lightnin' ray,
 My foolish, howery letters Scornfnlly she scatters, And like a winter sunbeam she coldly sweeps away.
 But Love, young love, comes stoopin' Der my daisies droopn', And oh each flower, wid fairy power, the rosy boy Tenews;
 hen twines each charmin' cluster In links of starry luster, And wd the chaia, enchanting, my colleen proud pursues.
 And soon met young Molly Muslin melancholy, Wid downcast eyes and startin' sighs, along the meadow-bank.
 And oh her swellin' bosom Was wresthed wd daisy-blossom, Like stars in summer heaven, as in my arms she sank,
 --Spectdtor.