The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-06-28

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Tic slowcat man IL America il said
to live Ii OIL City. II a common
oecaueoce ior bic watch TO run down
While BE- i Winding Il up
Policeman 0rbus appears On tie
rolls 81 the san Francisco force u IS
ofler, ~c rise = suggest that this is a
clear case 81 collar en- Orbus
Farmers 10 tho rural districts q
Nav York make complaints that The
tfamps steal ibe bats and Goals oa the
SCARF crows they place Ia their fields
they should get up some scarc.tramps
40 editor who speaks as man
wbo las discovered a new fact ny ex.
penenee. says that The new way 70
prevent bleeding a. the nose Is 70 keep
ypof nose out 81 other peoples busi
ness
In recent conversation gentle.
man who il a disciple Of Darwin and an
enthusiastic geologist. remarked &c
ology and Genesis agree 30 perfectly
In The great outlines Of creation that
am at loss to know where Moses got
that information
While We are erecting tombstones
over dead mariyrs and placing laurel
wreAths on the brows OF living heroes,
don't let as forget to drop tear on the
grave Of the man who conceived the
idea Of putting potato on the spout
Of kerosene can.
ll's all very fine to laugh at a wo-
mans tantrums when . mouse makes
is appearance in the vicinity Of her
skirts but a little merriment should be
reserved Ter the man who plays circus
while juno Lug is walking up the in
eide Of bis trousers leg with the slow
and measured step Of day laborer.
Mary, | 30 not approve Of your
entertaining Your sweetheart IN the
kitchen, said lady to her servant
''Weu. maam, it's very kind Of you 70
mention il bat he's from the country,
you sec, ma'am, aud I'm afraid he's toe
shy aad oEkafd in bis manners for you
10 ike him TO come % into the parlor,
replied May
"Do sou drink Z" said one Of the
ladies 81 the Womens Temperance
Union II New York to the book binder
when lie went with rummy breath to
tie ladies to deliver some Of his work
Veil. dou'l care oph / take lcetle,
ssid tie good uatured German, mis-
understanding the question Of surprisC
ior an invitation
Max Adeief says We observe il
,hc paper an item to tbs effect that !
mother in Maryland bit of her child't
toe IL her sleep. We have so often re
monsttated with mothers against th,
practice o. sleeping with their chill
lrens toes in their mouths. that We
have little sympathy for this woman
Sooner Of later the catastrophe is SUR
= come
-An itishman, io whom some won
d.Hal story was told o. the aotholit,
"a = cheap newspaper. declined TO be
lie,o ii. saving he dirirtlste,i All he saw
ia the cheap prints why sbouldn'
y0u boliesc 10 the cheap papers" h
WAS asked "as soon as any o,her
prcause, was bis ready answer,
don't think they can afford to speaI
the truth for the money
See here. We don't wish 10 kars
reflections 90 onr brethren Of the press
but there seems 80 ns 10 Batoumucl
disposition y make paas 90 these East
err war names Il il Unnatural 4
Gahclla lot u foreign names up the wa.
500 SO II would make the old Niesi
10 read them, aud az for the ordinar,
cs,izeu, Be gets 10 a few days so be ha
strong desire 20 Livno Longer
ilealy, brother paragrapbists, k'zc
fona far vast Improvement IN this res
pee, II any Of these awful puus ar
living around our editorial sanctums,
i. tr,icr lof iustchuk them oui Of III
window IL seboavalod the whole 10
into lie waste basket than 10 Rassia
them into print.
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