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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-02-22
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The mind grows narrow in proper.
ton a. the soul grows corrupt.
The chains of habit are generally
too strong 10 be broken.
Measure not men by Sunday with,
out regarding what they DO the week
day.
He only employs his passion who
! can make 10 use of his reason.
The less we deserve q good fortune
the more we hope for it.
True merit is like a rivcr-the deep
er it is the less noise it makes.
Let every eye negotiate for Itself and
trust to no agent.
Money is a good servant but dan
gerous master
Prejudice squints' when it looks,
and lies when it talks.
An obstinate man does not hold
opinions. they hold him.
There is no vice so simple bat as
sumes some marks Of virtue on its out
ward parts.
The rose does not bloom without
thorns. True; but would that the
thorns did not ontiivc the roses.
The first and worst of all frauds is
to cheat ones SELF all sin is easy after
that.
Pleasure can be supported by illu-
sion, but happiness rests upon truth.
1t is right to be contented with what
we have, but never with what we are.
He who thinks his place below him,
will certainly be below his place.
Wild oats are the crop that grow by
gas light.
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The woodman who refused to s'spare
that tree" may have been regarded as
q sort of hew- more-ist in his way.

A gang of counterfeiters were cap
tured in Avoca last Sunday by Mar
shall Beswick, assisted by the night
Waterman. One of them was an
engineer named brakes, who worked
in Murray's elevator, and in his room
dies, material, &c, for the manufact-
ure of spurious silver coin were found.
Besides himself we understand two
other parties were arrested, against
whom the evidence is said to be very
conclusive. A preliminary examine
ton of the prisoners was in progress
Tuesday in Ayoca.
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4 In his address at Monticello Mr.
Russell recounted some of the i'm
provments brought forth by skill and
brains I'm the past twenty-five years
They are almost incredible even {,
those who have come along the same
road. He said:
Nearly quarter OF a century ago
I settled where / now live, and | be.
lieve nj that time there was not O
moving machine in Jones county.
The old hand scythe was the only tool
on which we had to rely for cutting
the hay we had to save for winters
use There were scarcely any reap
ing machines at that time to be found
in the state. The cradle and hand
rake were the main reliance for cut
ting grain. Weary bodies, worn and
iaded with cxhausting labors Of the
harvest and hay fields, were the in
evitable lot of the farmers of that day.
So it was with other operations on the
farm. Corn was all planted by hand,
and covered with clumsy hoes. Single
shovel plows were the principal inn
plements used in the cultivation OF
corn. No farmers wife had ii in her
power to tighten her labors and orna-
ment her dresses by using sewing
machine. 1t had not then come 10 u.
The washing machine and washing
fluids had not yet emanated from the
brains of those geniuses who have
brought forth legions of them since.
The passing years will no
doubt continue tn add new improve
msnts, combinations and applications
of the mechanical powers, so rs TO
tighten still more the burdens Of labor
and contribute with out end IL the
moral, intellectual and material classes
of society every where. We start on
this the first year of our second
century of national life. with wonder
full powers, resources and advantages.
Natures boundless library Of useful |
has bad many OF its books |
opened and partially read by the devo-
tees of science and philosophy. Much |
has been learned and made available |
for the practical benefit of mankind.
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.'D.AV11ElNSI PORT
Bryant & Stratt0l
BUSHES
qdDLH1EG II.
AID
TELEGRAPH INSTITUTE.
The Largest in the West.
TELEGRAPH INSTITUTE.

The large number Of Young men
who have no time or money 70 spend
upon studies that are not to he OF prae-
teal financial value to them must,
nom their necessities, enter at once
upon the the short way to successful
ana useful business life. Business
Celieres have become national ne
eessity. The best men of the country
recognize their useful mission and
patFonize them. The student should
select the best institution, and the best
is the one that presents the best course
of instruction, has the best corps Of
teachers and tic best arranged rooms
for classification. The Davenport
business College presents the following
SPECIAL ADVANTAGES:
The very large attendance and
profitable business OF the College en-
ahIes the proprietors to secure the best
talent Cor teachers. They pay the
largest salaries OF any Business Col
lege in the West, and employ Only
those teachers that command high
place everywhere and are worthy Of it.
The College rooms are fitted up IN
substantial and elegant style with all
the modern Improvements expressly
for this College and are probably the
best arranged rooms for Business Col
lege purposes in the West-and are not
surpassed anywhere.
The Boarding Club is in successful
operation and furnishes the student
with excellent board at prime cost.
The kitchen, dining room and table
furniture complete il furnished BIZ the
college free fcharge, a cook employed,
groceries and provisions are bought at
wholesale, each student paying his
proportion OF actual cost. In this way
good board and rooms, furnished and
taken care OF, is obtained at cost of
about $3.50 to $3.50 per week.
Superiority Of Penmanship Depart
ment. THE department furnishes first
class facilities for preparing young
men to become good business penman,
OF ior acquiring il thorough scientific
and practical knowledge Of penman-
ship, business and ornamental, or to
t9ach penmanship Both of the pro-
plietors OF the College are classed in
the spencerian publications rs adopts |
il the spencerian, which Is the only
system that uniformly produces good |
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-02-22
The Blue Glass Theory.

Briefly, General pleasan;on's theor,
as regards the life-giying properties oi
blue glass is.reported as follows:
When the sunlight falls upon these
adjacent panes OF blue glass, it passes
directly through the plain Transparent
glass into the apartment, while til,
adjacent beam of sunlight, moving
with like velocity as that which i
passing through the plain glass under
goes striking change. Six of the
seven rays of this light suddenly ar
rested at velocity Of ISL, 0o1 miles per
second of time, and only one ray OF it,
the blue ray, being admissiblet thorough
| the blue glasses, passes Into the apart
ment, the six other rays which have
been stopped, produce enormous fric-
| ton in contact with the glass. The
friction enyolves negative electricity
which is the electricity of the sunlight
passing through the cold either OF
space and one cold atmosphere, both
of which are also negatively electrified.
This negative electricity, thus invoiy-
ed by the friction Of the estopped
primary rays, a. soon as IL comes in
contact with the vitrous or positive
electricity of the blue glass, produces
heat and magnetism by the conjunc-
ton. The heat thus produced ex-
pands the malceculcs of the glass and
current of electromaguetism passes
into tho apartment, and developes as
tonishing effect upon the vital organs
Of plants and animals. Now, the
greater number of these adjacent blue
and plain ranes Of glass there are
within certain limits in any given
area Of window frames, the greater
will be the number OF electromagnetic
ic currents that will enter the apart
ments, and hence the atmosphere of
the apartment will bc impregnated, SO
to say, with electro-magnetism.
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consumpsive. rake Notice!

Every moment Of delay makes your cure
more hopeless, and much dsdends on the
iueicieus choice OF remedy. The amount
Of testimony in favor Of DR.. Sehenck's Pull
monte syrup, as cure for Consumption,
Ear exceeds All that can be brought TO sup
part the preteEtion Of any other medicine.
See DIR Schenek's Almanac, containing the
responsibility, who have been restored to
health. after being pronounced incurable by
PHYSICIANS OF acknowledged ability.
sehenek's Palmonic Syrup sloue has cured
many, as these evidences will show; but the
care il often promoted by the employment
81 two other remedies which DR.. schenck
provides for the purpose. Thsse additional
remedies are Sehenek's Sea Weed Tonic and
Mandrake Pills. By the timely use Of these
medicines. according to directions, DR..
schenck certihes that most any case of con-
sumption may be cured.
Dr. sshenek is professionally at his prin-
cfpsl office, Corner Sixth and Arch Sts.,
Philadelphia, every Monday, where all let
tiers for advice must be addressed.
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The Black Hills Pioneer pleads
that the legislature required by the
people of the Black Hills, must neces-
sarily be peculiar, and therefore, that
a new Territory should be established
with the Black Hills as its center. It
wants to take for this new Territory
about 5000 square miles from Da-
kota, and 1900 each from Montana
and Wyoming, making a Territory
about one-third the size of the present
Territory Of Dakota. The new Terri
tory is to be called FL Dorado, If that
will suit Congress.
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Oh. G. McLANE'S
Pill 6.

These IN. are not recommended as
a remedy i,r all the ills tina, fiesh is
i<Ir u" 'pGt in affections ri the Liver,
and IN all Bilious Complaints, Dyspepsia
aud hslck Headache, or diseases of that
character, they stand without rival.
hG l. + AND FEVER
No better cathar,ic can be used pre-
paratory To, or after taking Quinine.
As a simple purgative they are un-
elualed.
BEWARE CT LIMITATIONS.
The genuine are never sugar coated.
Each box has red wax seal on the
lid, with the impression DR.. McLASE's
LIVER PILLS.
Each wrapper bears the signatures of
c. MoLANE and FLEMING Bros.
Sold by all respectable druggists and
country storekeepers generally.
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i .s.I.s .sN'lZIT g1dE.
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.

isiiE coantenanee is pale and lcaden-
/. colored, with occasional Pushes, or
circnmscribcd spot on one or both
checks; tho eyes become dull the pupils
dilate; an 4Ifvc semicircle runs along
the lower eye~ud the nose is irritated,
swells, and sometimes bleeds a swell
ing OF the upper lip; occasional head
ache, with hnmrning or throsbing OF
the ears ; an unusual secretion OF saliva;
Shiny or furred tongue; breath very
foul, particularly in the morning; ap-
petite variable, sometimes y3racious,
witaagaaning sensat1onofth stomach,
At Others, entirely gone flecting pains
III tie stomach occasional nause. and
vomiting violent pains throughout the
abdomen; b@els Irregular. at times
co5iwe; Stools shiny; not unfrequcntly
tinged with blood belly swollen and
hard; urine iurbid; respiration occa-
sions!iy difficult, and accompanied by
hlceoagh; cough sometimes dry and
convulsi"e uneasy and disturbed sleep,
with grinding Of the teeth; temper
variable, but generally irritable, &c.
Whenever the above symptoms
arc found 70 exist,
DR.. {. M!LANE'S VERMIFUGE
VIII certainly effect cure.
IT DOES NOT CoSTA,N MERCURY
in any form; il is an innocent prepa-
ration, int fabrbLc Fl aoing tie sltchtesf
tigjA,y II kis mGst t:72ry iyfaak
Tae genuine DR.. MELAsE's VRRsr-
ruGE bears Inc signatures ofc. MeLANE
and FLEM!NC Bao3. on the wrapper.
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The New York San wants the eiee.
tora! commission to adjourn siae die.
since the decision in the Florida case
the commission il unconstitutional
and the Democrats have no use for a
tribunal that will not do their bid
ding.
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ORIGINAL NOTICE.
Susan +. Gunsolus, Plaintiff,

susan +. Gnnsolus, Plaintiff
against Circuit Court
Hurlburt Il Co, Star Wag ~ Eoh.aa
on Co, Geo W. Pitkin. L. ~ tern, iss7
Mcmillan u Co., Frederick
Ono and Bissell IL starrctt
10 said Defendants:
= You hre hereby notified that there will be.
Fep'y ISL, 1877, on file In the Office OF fhe
clerk Of the circuit court In and for ths
county OF Cedar, in the State Of Iowa a mr..
tition OF Snsan +. Gunso lus, Plaintiff. claim.
ing OF you two thousand dollars. with ir.e.
rest rs due on two notes made by Won IN
Pi.intiii, january 1st, 1874.
Also 70 io,ectosc mortgage OF even date
herewith, given to secure the same on fhc
southwest quarter OF section rs. n ~ no
" OF 9th T. NJ, executed by A i. umo and
sarah ONO; no personal Judgment IA claim.
60 against any OF the DEFENDANTS exeent a
now unless yon appear to said petition
ana defend thereto at or before noon Of the
second day OF next term OF said conrt In Ia
begun and held at Upton, In said conntv an
me nth day Of February, 1877, a defanli viii M
be entered against you and Judgment render.
ea hereon In accordance with the pray.r a.
swS PIATT 4 CARR, Pln's Atty,..
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The New York Erening Post holds
that the Democrats having failed in
the case OF Florida cannot hope TO
succeed in Louisiana, and it believes
that the Oregon case Is already decided
in favor Of the Republicans,
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-02-22

The Springfield Republican jumps
oil the fence TO remark with some
spirit that there is no hope for Mr..
lilden except in Oregon, and it ac-
knowledges that his chances there are
very poor.
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On child being told that he must
be broken of bad habit, he naively
replied, Papa, hadn't J better be
naende2g
4 should be afraid to carry my
n Sc as high A. you DO, ma'am.' said
servant.msid to her mistress.
Afraid of wha,?' she asked, sharply.
AFRAID of spiders, ma'am.'
Never be cast down by trihes. If
a spider break his web twenty times,
twenty times will he mend it. Make
up your mind to d. thing, and you
will do il.
Many young lady suffering from
biighted affection and resolution to
de at once, has been jerked FROM the
brink OF the grave by reading the
announcement of fall opening.
Wishing to pay his friend compli-
i
ment, q gentleman remarked: Il hear
you have very industrious wife,
sies, replied the friend, with a mel
ancholv smile, she's never idle. She's
always finding something for ire
to do
Josh Billings says: There is one
thing about hen ,ha, looks like wis.
dom--they don't kackle much ill
they have laid their eggs. Sum pholk.
are alwus Dragging and cackling
what they are going tew do be fore
hand
Jake said the blushing damsel to
a lover that her father had forbidden
the house, i don't care if your fee.
are big; love you just as much.
wall, Sally, don't mind so much q.
bout the size Of my own feet, bu.
wish your dads Aere a little smaller.
should feel more confident. Won
know, about siayiig.'
1t is bAtter to be bald headed than
to have gray hairs On head tina, does
not command respect-Ee. 1t would
be better'o be bsl1.headed in any
event il one con:empIates visiting the
Sionz country.
A Norwich man calls himself on his
card Temperance boot maker Phe
need Of temperance boots is apparent,
for though they're not generally drunk,
It's notorious fact that they're often
very tight.
"A woman, hearing a great deal
about preserving autumn leaves
concluded to put up few lars u
them. She told ncighbor, yes.er-
day, 1ha. she didn't think they would
ever be TT to eat, and she might Just
AS well have thrown her sugar away.
A little boy was quite recently pres
en'ed with toy trumpet, to which he
become greatly attached. One night
when ne was about to be put in his
little he'd, and was ready to say his
pray ers, he handed the trumpet to his
grandmother, saying, 'Here, gran'ma ,
yo' bow while pray
AT session just held, the Judge
asked an Irish policeman. named @
Council, when did you las. see your
sister, The policeman replied, The
last time | saw her, my lord, was about
eight months ago, when the called At
my house, and was ont Here the
court broke into roar Of laughter
The Judge: Then you did not see her
on that occasion?' The Irishman An.
swered, No my lord. l wasn't ,ter,,
At which everybody rosred sgain.
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J. H. ZEILIN & CO..

Your valuable medicine simmons Liver Regu-
lator, has saved me many Doctors bills. use II
everything IL Is recommended aud never knew
it to fall have used Il in Collie ard Grubhs. with
my Mules and Horses. giving them about half
bottle at time. have not lost one that gave IL
to, you can recommend 1t to every one that has
stock beHg'the best mss.icine known for all COM
plants that horse flesh is hei. to.
f. T. TAyLoK. Agent for Grangers of Georgia
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Tuners, Ulcers or old Sores.

reason should teach ~ that hlosehy, rough or
sif,tYea Il I'll depends entirely upon al Internal cause
and o nt N.td application ever cure the defect.
yEgETISE Is tie great aiaua purifier.
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Salt Rheunl.

In this complaint the vEGETINE Is the great rem
edy. as 1t removes fFoEa HE system the producing
cause.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-02-22

The total number of miles of road
built in Iowa during the year 1876
was s6}.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-02-22

a man that feeds his stock in mud
knee deep, will generally find himself
knee deep in debt.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-02-22

No farmer ever succeeded unless he
did things at the right time and right
way.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-02-22

Many a young man who considers
himself an Apollo is only an Apology
for man.
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Cankcr.
s:ercurial Diseases.

yFGETISE has never failed to cure the most in
flexible case II Canker
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h. Cheapest, Purest aad Best Family Medicine in Il
Wa,la'
TT HAS NO EQUAL.

As there are a number Of limitations offered to the
public would caution the community to
Buy no Powders or Prepared SIMMONS LIVER
REGULATOR unless in our engraved wrapper
with Trade Mark. Stamp and Signature unbroken
None other Is genuine.
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A Coroner,s verdict in Arkansas:
ave find that he came to his death
from trying to cut out Joe Willett in
courteng Susie Jackson.
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MlDDLE.AGED MEN.

mere arc many of the age OF thirty to for
ty who are troubled with too frequent ovac
nations OF the bladder, often accompanied
by slight smarting or burning sensation,
and weakening the system In d manner that
the patient cannot account for; Oh exam H.
Ing the urinary deposits, "A ropy sediment
viii often be found, and sometimes small
patticies OF albumen Will appear, or the col
changing to a dark and torpid appearance.
There are many men who die oi this din
Guilty, Ignorant Of the cause, which Is tho
second stage Of seminal weakness. Mr.. nc
Will guarantee q perfect cure In all Ench
cases and a healthy restoration Of the gehito
urinary organs.
ONCE Honrs-S TO I, = TO q, IL to -
All letters promptly answered, and corr.-
spondenee confidential. Address. Lock Box
90. psyenp RI. Iowa. Ivta
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vEGE: TINE
VIII dERE-
sCR0FULA,
Scrofu!0us lGum0r.

vrerrt.E VIII eradicate from the system every
ts;rf III se-ufIa and ~FFt nlgns funnr II mas per.
tn.Rtly eageA Thousands III Boston and vicinity Tho
had been long sud painlnl sufferers.
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Erysipelas.

letter. Salt RheuRl, Scad Head, &C. will certain
iy Weld 10 liz great Alternative effects OF SEGETlNE
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Consultation,

For tiis eomIlainl the only substantial benefit can
he obtained through the blood. fEGETlSE il the
r-rpat HIND nRfiaer.
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Pain in the Bones.

The yEGETTNE meets with wonderful success in
the cure o. This class u diseases.
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are caused hy az impure safe Of the blood
Cleanse TIE blood Thoroughly win NEGETiAE, anc
these cumpia.uts viii disappear.
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Dyspepsia.

yEGETIS,E has rest lred thousands TO health who
have been lon, and painful sGderegs.
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Cancer. tancerous Ilum0r.

TIE marvellous e.fert az yEGETTSE in case Of
f4rirer aud G,afrsfoea !rR0z challenges re most
pF5fsand attention II f-a medical f1eaig. ms.y OF
whom sre prescribing VLdEIiSE 10 their patients.
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Piles

yrGFTTNE docs nat Hci III . eatimrtic 10 dehf
tHta m. bowels bat gi4uEes Ill the organs, ena-
bIan each 10 perform TAG functions devolying upon
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PimpIes ard Humors of the Face

yFGETINE has never failed to eure the most In.
vaterate case of ETvsipeias
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Female Weakness,

EEGEII<E i uaf o stimulating hittefs NEirh ere
atas 5 fictitious apprtite, hat gentle tonic. which
assist uaiuretu r,sforr tie stomssh to healthy
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i.reeport and DUBUQUE Line

Is the 0niy line between Chicago aud JAsEsvrLtr
IN nlAEloWS. F4s M Lac, OsukesH, APPkTos.
1hsES BAY i.sGANaaA, n EaAEH MARQUETTE
I1GGeHfos,, hANccCk.z.Rn the Lake superior
10anlEy, Ifs
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General Debility.

yE4ElINE agts directly upon The causes OF these
eaaPhttUls Il iuriIaat"s ard strengthens the
Hlee sEssel, acts sFan t!sa Fee.ctte organs and
4jiaN iaf ruaiioH.
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Green Bay and Marnuelte Line

4 Z, me bsst route between Ctesgo and A CEoss4.
y ihs'NA f@ckE4TEHs owaJa&HA, IANK E-To
sf FkfEEr NEW GLM, anh an poyp4s Ia southern
40 LL.-LEElLl y. LulEaaL.L
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Taintness at the Stomach.

II vEGEFlNE II taken tegularlF, according TO
directions certain ana speedy cure viii follow Its
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Chicao0 md MiIwauIfpn inc

i tie only route between CaICkso and F5e1s,
ROCKFORD, !. aEEPuRT, and al points va Frpe