The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-01-02
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

England is hosting statues.
Indian ponies come from Spanish stock
Wisconsin cheese OF the Samson kind Is plentiful
Tho Now Years turkey Is all leather and prunca
Burke thought that education Is tho chief defence
OF nations
Tea should never be boiled and should be made
earthen vessel
Lemon Juice slowed with mushrooms preserves
their Wilderness.
The sensitive man not always thoughtful about tho
feelings Of others.
Many servant who beats his masters coat loves to
fancy that the master Is inside OF It.
Assass,nations are increasing in Rome and when
you are in Rome you will do as the Romans do
Now Orleans Republican ga genius can have his
hair cut his coat collar sufficiently soicd"
New Orleans Republican :-'sYou cannot build fire
in the morning by lying bed and quarrellng about
An English critic says that the nustcrity of Scotch
culture has not hum nzing effect upon Scotch poll
tics
when Senator Logan goes into parlor on the first
day of tho year he says:-"Happy New Year; I call
YOU"
Now Orleans Republican Amy young man ts made
better by sisters love. The love of another fellows
sister will do"
Danbury N.,os :-"Nothing let's In moro cold than
ladder. People who own them should attend to them
nj once. ladder we'll filed IN and banked up will
save onc.haf in fuel used. I"
The newest fan a black chalk etching on paio
pink silk; tho mounting Is or smoke pearl with two
ncrus.ations OF coral pink pearl between tho sticks,
so that a rosy fash shall play from the hand when
tho fan is in motion.
Mr.. Bowles insists that tho reason why the best
publicans sometimes admit that they may be wrong,
and that best democrats never do SO, regard to
the Presidential trouble, Is that Tdcn evidently
elected while Hayes elected only by the barcst
possibility.
The late General Bartlett, after having been several
times wounded 10 the lady OF his oh oce relcas
ing her from her engagement and II was sho who
wrote the memorable words, "l marry you II there's
enough left OF your body to hold your SOUL lie lived
happily and left vc children.
The public sale OF newspapers in Berlin Is abouvto
undergo q revolution. Al present single copies may
be bought at certain places at COT parativeiy high
rate. Within fcw days there will DO 100 newspaper
boys In uniform hawking papers about the streets at
tho reduced price OF groscbcn the copy.
English paper There perhaps more strk ng
illustration of modern laxity rs to manners than the
way In which tho promiscuous company OF tho Kinks
has been patronized by respectable people who have
apparently no conception OF any danger their chill
ship"
The saddcst ending OF Now Years Day is the morn
ing alter IL was this morning that you shaken
until every bone your body achcd and you were
| told that lazy old hulk like you did appreciate
that wash day had been postponed. In vain DID you
| clearly reason, "why'n sundcrd idnt yer wash
satdyf
| Women have been able lighters war; have man :
aged commercial enterprises; have painted. written,
plougIcd shovellcd In coal, governed Kingdoms in
sprcd grcnt social enterprises and there is reason
why they should not preach, II they save souls
There Is one thing however that can not do
she cauno, dcccnty sharpen lead pencil.
SAYS an English critc:-'.Trutnfulness and courage
arc the principal virtues which the law Of honor re
auircs of u man. chastity OF woman but conscience
and religion demand truthfulness chastity of both
sexes alike Or, In wider sense, honor ia tho stan
dard OF n class, ana thus there may many diverse
and ncongruous standards OF honor, as there is said
TO be honor among thieves"
Rene Senfinei:-'Wc had terribly cold weather last
week A young man from Madison street. who ,ook
his darling out riding thoughtlessly put his arm on
tho back of cutter seat Xix the robes and sbawis
around hor aud the cold affected his arm 10 such nm
extent that he unable TO withdraw IL for over two
hours IL Is quite lame yet but another damscl saws
that the back OF sofa and good paror fire will draw
the pain out and he has arranged 10 try tho remedy
Sunday svening"