The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1877-12-06
AASSILLoN CORRESPONDENCE.

Will "clrCle all" In the rear Of the Opera House
foot lights Saturday evening next The artistic
list includes Lavake, a Massiilon boy whose
name alone would guarantee full house.
The small fry attached to ST, Timothys sunday
School, Will give costume concert In The parloF
OF NJ A. Browns, FHdry and Saturday Evenings
OF this week.
Attention has already been invited 10 the &C.
tivity of the ladies of the Cemetery Association
for The demonstration OF next Tuesday and Wed.
nesday, when lunch, dinner and tea win be I'm
order, aud on order All who can, aud fail 10
call, must forfeit their claim TO liberality,
Dr., Watson the veteran drug man and courte-1
GUS gentleman, has retired from the perplexities
Of legitimate traffic
Any one who has felt the kick OF a mule, with
out finding out It's hoofwas loaded must be nat.
ural fiat, as Hoar and Edmunds did when they
heard from COnover and Patterson.
The park; generously dedicated by liberal
pHblic, without consultation TO the rising canine
race, has been deserted by the dogs but the water
continues to flow, as If the pOodles and ours were
waiting for bath.
The candy factory barely escaped flrst'claSs
cohaagratlon last Saturday evening.
Christmas will arrive here on Tuesday
Not all the powers Of church and State can
keep the brethren aud slstern from going 10 a
minstrel show
The Republican party mourns lost majority
in the North, and lost existence in the south.
The telephone is a success as your correspon-
dent actually heard the somewhat familiar air Of
Yankee Doodle" audbly as rendered by David
Johns, at Pigeon Run which is seven miles dis
amt
The Excelsior Malt House, owned by Mr.. II.
Loeaer is the most perfect institution Of the kind
In Northern Ohio, embracing all the convenlences
for facilitating production and placing 1t on the
market at the lowest cost and most perfect shape.
No foul odOrs, no needless drudging, every part
strictly clean and free from dust or smoke. Even
the porkeB fed on light grain are contented and
happy in the enjoyment of snug quarters
A demi monde Of the suburbs wore her high,
heeled boots last Friday evening, and her ears
were stinging with fury as she patroled the pave
ments, calling at several restaurants In search Of
q tardy lover finally treed him in fashionable
basement, when the blandishment began. The
huge Lothario followed the sOiled dove to the
door as though To shadow her home. COnfding-
ly she passed out when the portal closed, and
key clicked, one outside, the other under the gas
light within. The kid.enCased knuckles of the
enGhantress ratified the glass out of position,
makiRg an aperture that let the rude winds in,
but not large enough to admit her ruder person.
Last Thursday evening the Sporting Club of
Massillon entertained their friends with SOirCe
clanSanto game supper, with other popular accom-
nd will in
troduce to the public the interesting lecturer,
H. Watterson, Esq, which is the first engagement
of the season in the lecture field This club is an
institution made up, in the main, of eisurely go
ing gentlemen, who only labor when
They follow the quail,
In their winding trail,
And shoot the whizzing grouse.
The surgical operation of relieving the delicate
oysters from the unslghtly petriiaction in which
1t is oamped, is eXpeditiously and successfully
performed in the operating rooms, south corner
of Stone Block For spiritual aest it is poor place,
very, but for tho naked 6ivalve, in its mellow
nudity 1t is without rival.
big hilted blade with heavy old boy
And the name Of the chap it is Joe MalOy.
A young woman engaged as a domestic in
Mhlll hlltGJ ldulllgt Nho OhS NNJ Aes'H
week, in the midst Of her sausage and cracking
labors (for the family butchering was being dis
posed off, in rather a novel spirit. A gentleman,
whom she had not met for a long time, called,
enquired for her saw her and suggested walk,
although the hour, the elements, nor the condi-
ton of her oeaginous work warranted comph-
ance, but he insisted with winning logic, until
his point was gained They walked, they talked,
nd tkair foot iunn n the TntIglp Of their
tongues. This sequel shows that they were lovers
of earlier days, when they run buoyant with the
flush of life's morning march-were engaged to
be married, which compact he dishonored, but
repentance often late, moved him to seek the in
terview, and plead for arenewal. The girl quick
ly took in the situation, and answered: Right
now and here tell you; no more engagements
for me. II you mean business, we can start for
Canton in thirty minutes get married this after
noon by four o'clock, before seven can be back
in my kitchen, and by ten o'clock you can be at
your home in Ashland county" That little pro-
gramme was carried out tn the letter. and there is
where the novel attached. No bells were chimed,
no old slippers were cast Gafter them no empty
congratulations were shOwered, but that evening
the new made sausage in the skillet sputtered and
fretted, and may be- were trying to toretell that
their voyage on the ocean of wedloCk would be
happy and prosperous.
A well-fed rooster in Republican enclosure,
was seen and heard to venture a crow last Sab
bath, but was no more like the clarion notes Of
our game bird than the serenade of a bull frog is
like the melody of the mocking bird. 1t was
gutteral, spasmodic effort, that no more passed
his bill, than the bill passe that was intended to
prevent the initiation of General Butler the Sec
ond.