Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1877-10-13

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where Prism used to trade for his -four
and beans at Mycene, the other day, and
found the Trojan monarchs pass-book,
showing that bis account was behind by
ffty nine drachme. DR.. Schliemann
says this arouses all the grocer passions
Of his nature.
An old colored preacher in this city
was lecturing O youth Of his fold about
the sin of dancing, when the latter pro-
tested that the Bible plainly said, ''There
to Dance" said the dark divine, "and it's
when boy gifts whippin' for gwine to
. ball."-AtIdnta Times.
THE train stops, and the brakeman, in
a hoarse voice and in an absolutely unin-
telligible way, announces the name of the
station. "Speak more distinctly" ex-
claims passenger; ~ can't hear word
of what you say" "What's that to me-"
replied the brakeman. You can't expect
to have tenor for $50 MONTH"
I TALKED with minion from her Mel
esty's dominions: Says !, "Where are you
goings" Says he, ITO hide hoe"
Says I, "What are YOU going to hide q
hoe fort" "Says he, II didn't say hide
hoe; said hide hoe" Says /, "Spell
It," Says he, "I-d-a-ho." "Oh," says I,
"Idaho." EYES," says he, "Hide hoe"
A TAILOR, dunning for an old debt, the
other day, wrote as follows: "Dear Jim:
This little account has been standing
for seven years, and I think it Is high
time it was paid" To which Jim re-
piled, on the same sheet of paper, while
Ships boy was waiting: "Dear SAM
I don't; and may q difference Of opinion
never alter friendship"
A WITNESS was under examination in
Toronto court, in the case of an unpaid
account, when the judge put the question
TO him, "What is your occupation9"
The witness did not seem to understand
the meaning of the word Occupation"
and answered with "Ehq" Judgs.-"What
do you do for q living2" Witness.-"Oh,
my wife's dressmaker."
THE King of Bavaria, meeting SOL
der with wooden leg, asked him when
he was wounded. SIN the war Of 1896"
replied the warrior, blufay; whereat the
King, in tone of pique, inquired: ''Don't
you know met" The reply was: mo.
How should n You don't go to the
wars and I don't 60 to the opera"
IT is beautiful starry night and the
seniors are out singing. First senior,
who studies astronomy: "Look up there
and see how beautiful Orion looks"
Second senior, who does not study astron-
omy, but who has q streak of Irish blood :
"Is that O'Ryani Faith, thin, there's
one Irishman in Heaven, anyhowr'--
Cernsl Era.
Tag hotels Of Maine have suspended
the publication Of 9 wiBe-list on their
bills Of fare, In Difference 30 the liqnnr
lax, xhicA makes such pablie4fi1n boz
loo mOeksry q o criminal o4snss- The
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