The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-15
PERSONAL.

SECRETARY EvARTs says he plties
CoNNLING.
SENATOR VOORHEES,, of Indians, Is
poor but honest.
No GIRL ever shot herself because she
was in owe with MARK TWAIN.
hBosrox girls are not so well educsted
as the boys, but they know more.
SENIOR MORTON was in early life q
halter. This is what led him to say
"Shoot the hat."-Ntto York Herald.
THE more YOU get hit with rotten eggs
in the contests of this life the bigger the
slice of cheese you cut out for yourseii
for the other world.
Mr.. GREEN kETTLE is PennsylVa-
nian.-Current Paragraph.
1t must make him boil to see his name
going the rounds.-N 7. Commercial
AirertiSer.
OAl he will simmer down after the
heat dies out Richmond Enquirer.
OLLIE MORTON, youngest son OF the
late Senator MORTON, has lett lndlanap-
oils for New Haven to complete his pre-
psrstion for college, Mrs. MORTON, his
mother, will follow him as soon as her
health permits. WALTER, the second
son. resumes his work upon the jettles at
mouth of the Mississippi river.
MIR. SCHURz's two daughters are not
specimens of buxom Teutonic beauty,
but very fragile and refined, with com
plexioos OF transparent purity, fine regu-
lar features and tsir hair. AGATHA, the
eldest, takes care of the boy her mother
LEFT. and is devoted to the beautiful child,
now running about the house and talk
inc in his baby phrase. The other young
daughter, PUss, has charge of little CARL,
an active boy OF eight or ten, and the
fl. her is as devoted to the two girls, IN
public and private, as any lover could be.
The late Senator MORTON is said to
have been very humorous speaker
when he first came out and to have de-
liyered at least one irresistibIy funny
speech at Terre Haute, which was so sue
cassfIl that he was invited to repeat II
in ali parts of the State. de, however
recognized the danger Of becoming hui
morist and passing all his life for
light weight politician, and resolutely
refused ever afterwards, to assumes the
role of buffoon. Careless living, late
studying night after night, followed by
hearty suppsrs, may be said to have
caused his death
ELI PERKINS explains how he got
cleft" at Detroit, missed his train, and
lost lectaring fee. Somebody handed
MN the ChEu % q 4tulAIC OoA OC4, civ ~
visited the shop and enjoyed the deh'
cious sensation of being shaved and
shampoocd by her velvety fingers. Wher
"she put her little fingers plump against
his face" and cher arms around hi
neck" he declares that "be never felt 81
in his lie" and wondered what his WITT
would sav." lie went through the whole
catalogue of shaving, hair cutting, &c.
AID while doing So the train took IT.
departure.
a CoHGREGATIoNALc church IN Spring
field, Massachusetts, has declared th'
Rev. JAMES F. MERRIAM theological!
unsound, because he expressed himself a
follows: In regard 10 the matter u
the eternal punishment Of those i~peni
tent at death, I believe the Bible doe
not teach it; nor do l believe it teache
the contrary. 1t leaves the question 81
omen one. Hence, in my public teachiu
and ministry, as minister Of the gospel
| would teach neither the one nor thu
Other. In my private judgment and be
lief. | hold that future punishment,
eternal in any sense, l. SO III the sens
that il Is eternal death or humiliation