The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1877-03-09


found crawling!
We are assured by gentleman well
qualified to judge, that with n continuance |
OF favorable weather Linn county will turn /
out about double her usual quantity of ce-
reals the coming talf.
There's radical difference of opinion
among Democrats in this city. Some say |
they Jeliere Tilden is as big thief as Boss |
Tweed and rather meaner man, while |
others say they kn0ec it! However, come |
to think of it, its six OF one and half dozen
of the other, and we are only glad that our
friends are willing to sink all miner differ |
ences and come down to be,l ock truth even
ut this late hour.
THE FOUR CARDINAL POINTS,
A lady with cardinal hair.
And pair of cardinal hose;
Her beau, with cardinal eyes,
Each side of cardinal nose.
Ben Simpson. Gen. Odell, DIR. Watts. A.
Bush, c. B. Bellinger, Vic Trevitt and
Joaquin Miller, are still at Washington
City.
If you want to be in style you must write
TO ',her'' IN white ink-positively the
latest.
Geenbacks 95a96, while silver is 9315@
| 94M9. 'Rah for Hayes.
We always loved this Governraent, and
are ready to prove our admiration of its
grand institutions by taking any amount
of greenbacks par! Send 'em IN. REC
IsTER 81 80 per annum.
Hon. w. 5. Elkins, of Lebanon. was in
the city on Wednesday.
Sound the loud timbre1 from Oregon to
Maine,
/ The Democrats we've busted and counted
OUT again!
DIR. Golden, OF Salem, visited us on
"Wednesday.
Last Sunday evening the Elders and
Deacons were duly ordained at tile Calvary
Church.
Sam'l E. Young starts for Frisco to-day
to lay in his usual heavy stock of Spring
and Summer goods.
A good deal OF raiF. tell during the center
of the week.
Isn't it an awful thorn in q mans side,
when he gropes around the room i'll the
dark looking for the matches and finds that
his nose is longer than his arms. to think
that he has promised his Mary Ann not to
swear any more.
Tell as, angelic host, ye messengers OF
love, shall swindled printers here below
have No redress above?" The shining
angels band replied: ITO MS is knowledge
given delnquents on the printers books
can never enter Heaven"
Her feet flew out, and down she came
On the slippery board with terrible thufnp,
That ratified her bones and raised lump
On the back of her beautiful head,
And the crowd cried ''Oh."
To see her so
Though never word she said,
But startled glance at her stockings cast,
Then wept like stricken soul at last,
For they weren't cardinal red.
A money order office is what they want
at Lebanon.
The three linkers of Lebanon have q
good thing in their new hall, the rents
bringing in a handsome return.
The presence of too much '.eorn juice
detracted from the pleasure of the 22d ball
at Lebanon.
Prof. j. A. Lewis, a popular educator,
and his amiable wife, preside over the San
tiam Academy, at Lebanon, while Prot.
Moses and Miss Addie Hamilton train the
young idea at the district school.
We have heard nothing from the Direc-
tors of the l.. G. A. Association, lately.
Are we to have Fair?
One or two good plank or McAdam roads
leading from Albany out through the prai-
rie, would pay handsomely on the invest
ment.
i G.W.C.P j. +. Backensto, of this city,
starts south tomorrow to institute am En-
campment of Odd Fellows at Myrtle Creek.
Fire Department has an election soon for
Chief and Assistant. Candidates to the
front.
The Richmond Range never goes bach
on the good housewife. but is perfect IL
, every department of cookery. Sold only
! by Mcfarland.
What Is the use of so much fretting
Over what we can't restrain?
It might save us MUCK regretting,
II it rains, to let it rain -