The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-10-12
PERSONAL.

The Richmond Enquirer calls Tweed
the Colossus of Rogues.
As the cold season comes on tom cats
are acting puss Unanimous.
IT was Memphis darby who WAS glad
that his Of Mars has two moons.
The wheels of Justice never tire II we
may judge from the spokesmen.
A Boston preacher says awe need par
ties" Well, Ohio is doing her duty.
"CAsHIER."-In winter time Italy
would be nicer place OF residence than
Scotland.
GENERAL HAELIN is promising can
ddate for the vacant seat OIL the Supreme
Bench.
Mr.. WATTERsoN is delicately mention
ed by the Chicago Tunes as the belle OF
Kentucky.
LOOK out tor the greenback party. 1t
will offer to pay all lis election expenses
on paper.
A GOOD many theatrical ventures
nowadays begin with bill board and end
with board bill.
The Shakers agree with Mrs. General
Sherman that some kinds Of round dances
are too decoLLette.
GENERAL MCCLELLANs election is
considered certain. VIII the majority be
without parallel?
WHAT Chicago needs is line of rapid
transit to Canada. Some of its bank
presidents ought to devise plan.
A PENNSYLVANIA woman who lett
100000 IN her will signed her name
with red cross. Death loves shining
mark
GENERAL BEN BUTLER believes that
something should be conceded to The
sentiments OF the South. We are glad
that Butler is getting to be spooney.
fremont was once 1.-The Pathfinder
but since he has been sued Tor back pay
he thinks the Republicans ought 10 live
out their lives on q tow-psth.
THERE are now only two Roman Cath
olcs in the United States Scnate-Ker-
nan and Spencer. Ex-senator Bogy has
been succeeded by a Protestant.
ROCHESTER, DenlOcrGt:-"Boston will
get S250,0O0 from liquor licenses this year.
We trust that Boston will remember that
the wages OF sin Is death"
The population OF Chicago is largely |
made up of asslgnees and receivers
Boston Advertiser Yet little is assigned !
aud nothing received
GENERAL SHERIDAN Is reported to
have said, when 1t comes to u race for
life the fellow who is being pursued can
always 90 little the fastest
DANBURY Ne,0S:-"W the Russians
were making their terrible assault on ,
Pevna Caleb Cushing caught 1000 mack
erel. He is one of the whole school gen.
tlemen.'
COLONEL FoRNEY thinks that affairs
are going to be more honest, but for our
part we think nothing will be settled IN
til were are satisfied about the equinoctlal
storm.
IT was a Sioux chief visiting Washing
ton who said-"l want three cans o!
string beans, seven dollar overcoat and
a man in front of tailor shop to put the
coat on to-
A PITTSBURGH journal says: "Morton,
of Philadelphia, has managed to get
away with about as much us our
mob destroyed. That sllusion to our
mob is positively attectionate. "-PhtIa-
delDhia Bulletin.
SUPPOSE | have been the most ptitul
subject of dyspepsia that any person has
been, and yet survived. l can't
even now eat an egg ror touch cup OF
coffee settled with egg. l can't touch
butter nor milk, but can take hold Of 3
chop. a surloin steak or a chicken with rel
4. II. Stephens.
The best mode of cleaning any kind
OF velvet is to sponge it with benzine
collas, and apply weak solution of gum
arabic to the back. Then sow it in Il
frame ian embroidery frame will do), and
iron 1t on the wrong side with damp
cloth placed between. Ii the nap re-
Qures raising, hold II with the wrong
side downward over basin Of not water.
Ii here are any grease spots pour turpen-
tine on the place and rub 1t TIL dry with
flannel.