, 1877-02-03
A New party word Hook

outpourings, Mr. Puuch has prepared
the following definitions aud explana-
tions Of some Of the chief words and
phrases in the verbal armory Of the
party controveTsiaiist. The personal
pronouns in this case will, of course,
BE- understood to refer to the person
speaking or writing
All remarkable aud respectable
peJple-OurSelves.
EVERYBODY - That portion Of the
community, small or great, which
sides with us.
Nobody-Everybody who holds or
EXPRESSES opinions aptagonistic 10
ours.
The opinion Of the cou7try-Thi- Is
arrived at by an exceedingly simple
arilhmetical process, namely, by subs
tracing the views of Nobody" (in
the above sense) from those Of Every
body las before defined).
Common sense-Thc opinion com.
mon TO all those who agree wI:h Us
Patriotism-OH views Of the inter
ests aud duties Especially the former)
Of our country OF this quality We
have, from the very necessity Of the
case, an exclusive monopoly. y
claim to any share in it on the part
of others NAV be described inditier-
emily rs "bIind philanthropy" 'mis-
chievious humanilarianlsm' or "bigot
ed fanaiicism.'
Blatant copceit-The impression
on the part Of our opponents that
they have a right, equally with our
selves, to opinions OF their own.
Wei meaning but Misguided peo-
plc-PersOns whom it may be deSIra-
bic to depreciate but impohtic tc
abuse.
Persistent and Pretentiols Social
isis-Persons Of precisely the same
way of thinking or speaking, who may
be attacked tn impuuity.
Spouting-A depreciatory epithet
for talk not our own.
Nostrum-The specific Of riva!
prescriber
Faction-Departure from our pet
programme.
The Herd-The world minus our
clique.
Imperial Interpst-Natural selfish
ness-with a big 5.
HumanitarianiSm-A sCOrnful syn
Onym for any form of humanity that
happens TO run counter to " Imperial
Interest"
Intelligent Public Spirit-Public
advocacy # our views.
Fatuous Fussiness-Open advocacy
of any others.
Alrociiy-Ven2l errors on the part
of our clients
Ferociry-The Indignation Of those
who deuounce them
Seniiment-The root of all (poli,i-
cali evil
Inverted COmmas-A mechanical,
but compeud;ou> and iuvaluable-be,
cause unanswerablc-method of tacit
perversion and mute depreciation.
What a shrug is TO the scandal mon
ger, inverted commas are to a super
fine critic.-Pumch
-' - '-
DoN'T HAVE SECRErs.-The mos
ment the girl har a secret from her.
or has received a letter she dare not
let her mother read, or has a friend of
whom her mother does not know, she
is in certain danger. \ secret is not
a good thing for girl 10 have. The
fewer secrets that lie in the hearts of
women at any age, the better. 1t is
almost test Of purity. She who has
none of her own is the best and hap
piest: In gjrihood hide nothing from
your mother DO nothing that, if dis
covered by your father, would make
YOU blush. When your are married.
never, never conceal anything from
your husband. Never allow yourself
TO write letter that he may not know
ali about, or to receive one that you
are not quite willing he should read
Have no mysteries whatever. Tell
those who are about YOU where You 90
aud what you do. Those who have
right TO know, we mean, = course. \
little SecreliveneSS has set many a
scandal afoat and much as is sHld
about women who tell too much, they
are much better off than women who
tell too little. y man may be retIcent
and lie under no suspicion not so 3
woman. The Girl who frankly says
10 her mother, Il have been there. |
met 50 and 80. Such and such re-
marks were made, and this or that
was DONE" will be certain Of receiy-
ing good advice and sympathy. If all
was right no fault will be found with
her. lfthe mother knows. out of her
great experience, that something was
improper, or unsuitable, she VIII, if
she is a good mother, kindly advise
against It's repetition. Il is only waen
mothers dieoyer that their girls are
hiding things from them that they re
buke or Scold. Innocent are always
pardoned by 4 kind parent. Yen may
not know, girls, just wha, Is right
Just what Is wrong, Yet. 1On can't
be blamed for making little mistakes,
bat you will never do anything very
wrong if from The first You have 10
secrets from your mother.
HEAD.CHEESE. Clean the legs nice.
IL and boil by themselves, 50 that
.shen done there will be plenty Of
the liquor Boil the upper head
minas the ears, eyes, and nose.
with considerable lean meat, ten
derloiu is best and when done remove