The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-05-04
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Tho gardener reads Iveanhoe.

Tho gardener reads Iveanhoe.
lump OF sugar cures h,ccups
There will be many pear blossoms this year.
Mutton. headed people do not go wool gathering
The Street Commissioners are stil IN the dumpa
Since the great Hro tramps refuse slosp ST. Louis
barns.
/, will soon be time for the bushes TO lilac poll.
tican.
General Dent has command Of . detachment Of
troops In Florida.
Tho Atlanta Constitution is crying ont against the
evil Of q solid North.
NJ Hcnri Cernuschi arrived at the Brevoort yester-
day from Washi gton.
There is one Ohio man who hasn't received ONCE;
and he thinks OF gong West
An unoertakcr Is NOT always radical, though no IL
likely to run things In the ground
Professor seeye sometimes goes fishing We don't
see how he gets bait, unless he is mira dig
Henry CLAW Dean docs want TO 20 the White
House long rs there Is nothing but wafer there
Spinner the Florida alligator get along very
we'll Whom a storm comes they both make tracks
Sprinklng carts rolling the curbstone have
begun to take the polish Off OF boots for the season.
The Norwich Bulie tin wants TO know whether bee
doesn't cell its honey No. IL honeys Its CELL honey.
1t is said that the Chinese mako broth OF certain
kind OF paper. Il must give Thorn soup-ream pleas
uro.
When two newspaper men dine together they always
look at each other hope OF finding out which has got
the money.
ST. Paul says. stake little wine for thy stomach's
sake' but Hayes says, Take little Ice water for thy
stomach's ache"
The provincial papers are adopting our fashion OF
giving It'd bits OF items for the ladiesas were little
hairplns Of Journalism.
When some old humbug or thief dies We grab up .
NJ 0f now crq v.
old fellow, he is gone"
Harriet Martncau hated low-ncck dress. Just be-
cause shc was deaf herself she thought that every.
body else ought to be blind.
II you want to find resort where the bocf
Is tough and the beans stringy seek some old
farmer who says no snavcs his "balrd."
Tho primo duty OF church treasurer Is to pass
counterfeit stamps the mercantile members OF the
congregation II makes things average
On cars In tho Streets In restaurants everywhere,
one hears radical republicans saying that II they had
to vote again they would vote Tor Tildsn.
When Wade Hampton speaks the flowers \
woman's bonnet tremble and tears carrrthe carminc
down her cheeks to tho delta OF her chm.
Hon. Hugh McCuoch, cx-Sccrctary OF tho Treasury;
Hon. Frederick o. Prince, Mayor OF Boston, and Hon.
| A. G. Harmcr OF Philadelphia, arc IN Washington.
No LAZY should wear her hat crooked At a concert
for fear that tho lady behind her may DO tcklcd
with laughter that the hcight OF the
music.
| John Tyler. JE, son Of cx-Prcsdent Tyler, was
among those who part In tho competitive exami-
nation on Monday for FIRST class clcrkship In tho
Pension ONCE.
Mr.. Frank w. Palmer, editor OF the Inter.Ocean and
Postmaster OF Chicago. visited the Post ONCE ycster.
day, and inspected the working Of every branch Of
that department
Rev. Robert stewart Macarthur, Pastor Of the Cal.
vary Baptist Church. West Twenty third street, sails
to-day for Europe in the steamer State OF Pcnnsy'
| vania for summer tour.
Professor J. Refs Of tho Agricultural College OF
Portugal who represented that country NJ tho Ccncn
NAL Exhibition, a visit TO Washington, prior TO
visiting the South and West.
Stealing does not pay in the long Many para
graph, Tor instance would be copied with credit IRON
hall original columns II one ablc to distinguish
between the original ana tho stolen matter.
Tuck;-"one Of the trumphs Of the country para.
graphist Is achieved when no succeeds by OF
lev amusing items at the head OF his column In Turing
to reading advertisement OF somebody's best
family soap"
General Hancock. commanding tho Military Division
OF tho Atlantic, accompanied by Colonel Mitchell ofhis
stan, arrived In Washington yesterday morning on
tour OF inspection. He will visit Fortress Monroe
before his return TO New YORK.