The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-06-05

tNoS WIN S"sS w W. ~ssss.
Thou has. two years. anil hut ""e mouth ::
R~lnemlrr il, pray.
For much there il that thou must hear,
And little say.
Thou hast two eyer, and but one mouth !:
Ponder the reason we'll.
Full many things art thou to see,
And few things tell.
Thou hast two hands and but one mouth:
Nature has rightly done,
For she has given two for work,
For eating. one.
Since the sewing machine patents have
expired every girl can have "ieller."
Mexico has Womsn's Rights paper
edited BY . fair creature euPhonio''sly
named Sonora Raiaeio Arevala.
81 wanted to get my wife some stylish
clothes" is the excuse Of = West Virginia
Postmaster for opening registered letters.
"A little boy seeing the swan plunge its
head under the water, called out: Another,
come and see the swan cast anchor"
The new hat for young girls is the
Jockey With The round crown and the viso'
brim. They are very handsome and Ir'
coming.
Regular ssshes are not worn, brt there
are many arrangements Of lengthwiAe silk
folds, knots and loops for holding mp the
skirts Of overdresses.
A young man in Minnesota was al ana
tlelirious. His iancee came Z" him, ana
found him raving about another girl. RI
sult-a broken engagement.
For oruamenting with muslin for sum
mer wear there IS the new Fayeuse open
work in Renaissance, designs that are said
tn Ike copied from antique lace.
The favoriie colons in bunting are nav!
blue, dark not brown, or myrtle green
Dues-es made Of this fabric are trimmed
with knife plaitinss of the same material
We are slowly but surely approaching;
that season when girl will Ininteniionall!!
lead her fellow up the street that is mos
thickIy populated with ice-cream saloons.
Young Lady-"O. am 50 glad yo'
like birds which kind do You admir-
most" Old gentleman -"wrll, l think ;
goose, with plenty Of stutling. Is about a
nice as any,"
"A New Hampshire woman, widowe,
By a railroad accident, has sued the com
pany for the value ii the sni, Of clothe
the good man wore, aud for $1,000 damag'
done TO him.
Pin tiny boquets to your fan, lady. j
you can't afford fan with Posies elaborate
~ painted upon it, the little natural bon
qneis pinned to \ palmer one make tn
next best stylish thing.
A New York State man grated som
horse radish for his wife, and then sneezed
broke a oiood.ves<el and died Husband
will by and by learn to sit on the verand
and let domestic drudeery alone.
A spinster lady Of fifty remarked tn
other day that she could 80 alone at ii!
months. YES said her hateful youn
half-brother, 'and you've been going
alone ever since, and never euchred any
body"
1T makes a man mad anil his vii
madden, when he wakes up in the earl!
morn and finds he's gone to bed in his boot
and ssove pipe hat, and recollects that
vas . lodge meeting that n,le him forge
to iivest himself of these articles. =.
-Cobxeb cloth is 4 novelty this season
II seems made up Of threads 81 loose zerh
" WOO! tied in diamond figures with silt
This lace like fabric is soft aud thin, ye
strong, and Is shown in variety Of shades
The dress must be worn with one Of silk IN
derneath.
A young man who married . woma
With seven sisters, and went to live in th
family, came out the other day, ard sadl.
asked neighbor whether il was better l.
cut your strawberry beds bias with in>id
plaitinss, or pomPadour with nothing bu
plain insertion.
-"Oh, heavens, save my wife = shoute'
man Whose wife hal fallen overheard i
the Hudssn River. recently. They succeed
ed in re.cuins her. MY dear, II you
been drowned, what should have done
l Amt going to let you.csrry the pocketbool
again"
A Western editor, in an unguarle'
moment recently wrote: The good hus
band keeps his wife in Wholesale ignoranc
Of all unnecessary secrets" The next da.
his wife laid the rollingpin down on th
table under his nose three or four times
and in italicized syllables inquired whs
he had been up to now.
The linen collars are still smaller thai
last season. They are only narrow ban
round the neck and TINY turned down col
ness in front. A pretty model is entirel.
composed for both collar and cuffs, Of open
work insertion. divided by narrow loops O
plain stitched linen. Silk or lace tie
sill hold their own rs favorite neck ga'
niture.
India cashmere. plain, dotted or viii
rai-ed stripes, remain in favor. All thes
goods are used for the polonaise. which
worn over silk skirt, and which will tn
favorite dres until the warm weaihe