St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1877-08-17
Squibs.
The Chicago rioters killed chrome

man NN '' 'ii''"'
po,+in,o.o -,
COLLEGE on TaipS told tbot tharo "oo'.a n'o'.a
no more rooSaherrioS inn,'inaI ..yWIa4
is tbe mafter with tbe nnnsn >" "'''
l...-..cII
l! Is oeau'lIul starry night and the
eGhlo's are out singing; FIRST senior,
Mno w souIles astronomy: :L0ok up
looks second senior c''Gi who doaS O'not nnt
study astronomy. Int Who has StrnoI'
of Irish blood-:.Is that O'Ryan , Thanil
the Lord. then there is one Irishman in
heaven. ANYHOW CorneU Era
A Micbioan farner writos +o tbo
facnlty of YaIa sIyVLa+ o,a - ~ 80 Wy
for a yeor9 And doas - lo 80 o". '.Iii ~, ,i9
extra if NV son wants tn Lam % any to LILY ,anSS
and w,;ta oS wall as ,,o,,, Ia4 d, io'
1, as ~" q 'o"'
"a uoc.or Wile Vrleu tne persuasive
euect Oh hef tears. WIFE," said he,
.I Tears are are useless: have analysed
tnem. lhey contain little phosphate
wafer = O ''' '~'0 Vi So''i"'i'' "n"
Co.,,
in@ as on ~ohi, HuJrHn so,1Dhliaste[ was teach-
rmS an u.cnln thn 20 90 clpner Old the slate' the
P"Pr, pu. .n1 tI,Wi 1UlioMiHs question TO MS
anS'a uGiTl t;iI " lau, ulH a the ISures
gang 'ili "heh 'hey re ruoolt out y
An old citizen IN an uptown country
Enlase; on having a subscription list
i h''n.ou ni.ll UoHa aru purchasing new
oIf. nTnise ,.T ipi .iie "dace' mus excused nm
sen pau HNe doilals Ior Il new
eGaisG e'I.S loI,S years ago ana me ana my
'oihs n''in = ii'u 'he oeheI' Oh IL YET
wv hat L object to-" said a Texas
horse.thlef, as he was about to be drawn
up, us you hanging me here in the sun
when there's plenty of shade close by.
However, go ahead"
A Pittsburgh paper speaks of a voupg
man ''who shot himself in the West End
one evening" There is nothing like
beng explicit. The young man is Sc
verely but not fatally wounded but if
he had shot himself in the southwest
END, and little northerly, veering
southeasterly, there would have been
no hopes OF his recOvery.-NOrristo,Cn
Herdtd.
A Portland Chinaman became tbe fa-
ther of an American horn SON and os
he danced around SWINGING his nig.+aI
and knocking over the oninm iaIs he
exclaimed: 7.Me MelIican man ali
samee Me heap WASHINGTON Me sew.
ing machine agentI Go ,wayi Wboonee,Y
-4banu (Or1 Democrot
Il is reIated of Coraror von 90
North CaroIina tbot in IaSo s,'i rInoe ol
wos runnin% for Conrrass | III wnem ne
inc convass of his IiStriot H., 1ranmarI "S n,'l
ed to mass one ayeninn ~ "o ""PPon aPantr
where a man was axTihitin% q '"ms tmc
headed snake. He paid his fee and
walked in. but his dispust was great
when he heard the man outside crv ont.
''Oh yes! ladies and gentlemen come
this way and see the greatest curiosities
in the world-the two-beaded snake
and Zeb. Vance. both for fen ceutsD
Tbar ,voro +o1;,o. ,.,,,,. .1.. -,
sbooti9o out in VirGinin S%rHS SoJ Soout s4Iu
Other d9v Said ono 81 t' ~ -ao, r,a,i'" Iu", 'he
..Some Years aao woS omt n, n'In MI,
York state buntino oronse Tbaro -om ,ros
an old fellow aTo4n TTho rnn o was was
siobted We wera ;4s+ ot tho - ae
the farm when SnJdoni,, ono oSo VI
favorite 0ame-cockS inn,yoJ ~, o ~ tIS S
fence and he drew a baad ON - nj.
taking If for q rrro,so d;J,i,4 ~ Inns n,i'
second to lose md ;ns+ tbnan, n"'o
rifle and onietlv knocLed off +hd Inf. LnS
,,innia of liz Slot n,'r Ne eft. Dn In9 ieit
that when tbe bomma, e. fom Iii'f 4h S"rGs' SO
and can wouIdn,t hn t6aun % on9 %, nlPPie 4lY
saved tbe h;rd 49, 9r = Iou
otten+iHa l;staa IHr SPPeu III d"
Ill. sI . rn;oI-I 10 salu Austih,
81 Z. Peon1u ouV 'ne wrong hipplei