The Osceola times., 1877-09-15
HIaH TONED PERSONALS.

This ia how the Courier-J Journal man
notices the arrival OF Louisville's promi-
nent citizens on their return from the
springs, etc.:
Bill McGoozle returned from the work
house yesterday. He had nice time.
The handsome and dashing young Col.
Soapfat has got home from White Sui
phur. He is looking for job
The beautiful and accomplished Miss
Patsy Putonallshehad has returned from
Put-in-Bay. She Is now in the poor
house.
Young Goeasy, the bankers son, came
home from Crab Orchard, and the girls
say it amt his white handkerchief, he's
been sitting down too much.
Miss Biddy Bedarn, who has been
spending all her mothers money and
three months time at Licks Killet spring,
arrived home last night. She walked.
Young Gritty Gourdhead, who was the
pet of all girls at 'Possum lake this sum-
mer, is now tickling a street-car mule
with long persuader, at 81 per day.
Miss Pauline Pindown, who was the
belle at Cape May and Camptown Falls
this summer, is now wrestling with dirty
clothes in tub of soap-suds, at McGin.
Miss hash ranch in O'Neals alley.
Colonel Popdown has returned from
Cape May. He is much improved In
health, but walks straigh.er than he did,
and leans backward against brick wall
when he stops and talks, and pins bis
coat tails together when he walks.
When the dashing Mrs. Snubber and
her three darters came home from Rough
creek they missed the piano, and met
Snubber al the gate wheeling in COAL
The female part Of the family will have
to do without music this winter.
Old Colonel Peter Fitzgillion, wife
and daughters, have come home from
White Sulphur. They will walk or take
the street-cars now. The sheriff took
their horses and carriage for dry. goods
man and grocery keeper to dispose Of
for him.
The widow Skyball and her beautiful
daughters, Fidget and Fussy, opened up
the front part of their house yesterday.
They couldn't stay hid in the back
part Of the house longer than Fix weeks.
They tell everybody :" it was delightful
at Saratoga"
Young Billy Butterwick would have
stayed at Frankfort longer than be did,
but the governor thought four years was
long enough for any man to work who
borrowed another mans horse and kept
it teo long. The toney" young ladies
were glad to see him-out.
The wealthy daughters of " Msjah
McGoozle" have returned from a six
weeks visit to Niagara falls aud New
Albany. The Majah's house il for sale
now, and he wonld like to get situation
as president of raiload, driyea a street.car
mule or sell "them ar gals o his'n,
The Misses Tubo'winds returned from
an extended eastern trip yesterday y.
They were useful on their upcle's farm,
four miles out from the city, killing po-
tato bugs pulling weeds, and helping
feed the hogs. Their parents remained
at home, studying how 20 worry along
through the winter.
The splendid residence of the late capi-
talist and financier, Oliver Outfit, Is to
be sold by the sheriff soon. The widow
| Outfit and her beautiful and accomplished
daughters are spending the summer at
their house at Long Branch. II in said
she has sold one of the daughters, and Is
trying TO give the other one away. She
has fixed the thing for herself with the
Duke Of Dayton, o. He drives canal
boat, and is named Tin O'Flaherty, but
she doesn't know it,