The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1877-10-18
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The ba(k of summs has beer. broken
! TIP fallN
PUxEY COLI is q 1T new shad for
n $780, S*A -

Pussr COLTS 1t new shad fo'
THE Soldiers Monument in Boston is
an uncommon thing.
To FIND out what is in boy, he
needs to be roughly shaken by the, world,
WHAT letters of the. alphabet ar(
most like Roman Emperor. The C's
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MAN glories in his strength; woman
glories " her Aair; butter glorisa II
new York issstill c,Ssofscd ~
swill milk. Why don't she try the udder
kind? III ~ =
RUSSIA is preparing for winter cam.
paign, and there is no thanksgiving for
Turkey. 7ax i ar9He ~
The heart of the,i Russian Army
ought to beat very high, it has been SC
often repulsed. au as@ III
If you call that coffee, said Squib to
his landlady, you don't know beans
ONE popularity about shaky savings
bank is the fact that the I" surplus on
hand'' is not on hand when it is wanted.
NEW YORK children who graduate
from the top floor of fiye-story school
house are supposed to be highly edu-
Gated. ISL +
"TIME flies," suggested she. EYES,"
he answered, sadly taking q dark OBJ
ject out of the cream, IS time flies were
gone" r -
A COCKNEY, speaking of the death Of
an octogenarian, remarked that he
was born ut Hayti, and died at heigh-
ty-two. .-s
WHAT the milkman said when he
found a fish in the milk: GOOD heav-
ems! the brindle cow has been in SWIM
ming again" if'"| F" Z
SOMEBODY says: Every failure is q
step to success" This will explain
why the oftener some men fail the rich
or they become.
The people who eat toadstoois for
mushrooms belong to the family who
are are always firing pistols without
knowing they are loaded.
AN old bachelor explains the courage
of the Turks by saying that man with
more than one wife ought to be willing
w AONO UCSsNu ~ 0uy tAAuCs
YOUNG PRINCE NAPOLEON will reside
for awhile at Namur, in Belgium. Re-
publicans wish he would Namur place
not SO near the French line.
A CONNECTICUT clergyman is lectur-
ing on g Friendship and Butter" The
latter is probably churned from the
"m1k of human Kindness"
ssWry - nom 10 m <,,.., x.y<,,,.lore,,1 49,
the grassT" asks a California news
paper. A well-developed Canada this
tie takes the palm for startling effect
ONE Of the new toys invented Is a
full-fledgcd rooster. which tlODs its
wings and crows. When wound up it
is warranted to run for all political
parties. - H..
THE Woman's Christian Temperance
Union, of Philadelphia, advertises that
it has opened an 1nebriate Asylum for
"women of the upper and middle
classes"
WHERE are our men and women? In
Chicago, the other day, the fore gen
tleman" of machine-shop married
the "fore-lady'' of millinery estab-.
lishment.
A LADY has just been appointed prin-
cipal of a high school in Delaware.
From which it is fair to assume that
the motto of the Trustees is "Princi-
pals, not men,"
HE-clear across the room in chair.
She-sitting pensively ON the sofa. He
sings: Thou art so near and vet
sofa!" She-in reply: "Oh, why 80
chair-y of your love?' Le4
An Arkansas tombstone Is orna.
mented with ~ six-shoeter.- Current
Paragraph. Probably the deceased
wanted to make sure of having some
weepin' DER his grave. i-
"ANorHER old soldier gone,'' says
q Western paper. The editor has prob
ably forgotten where he put his .schew''
the last time he was invited out to
drink.-Detroit Free Press. 'ae a.a;r
A BARREL of water fell into the hold
of schooner loading at Corpus Christi.
recently, struck sailor on his head
and killed him. Men cannot be too
careful in handling water.-N. O. Plea
yMne.
A MAN may be too fiery and quick
tempered to make and keep friends, or
he may be too easy and too good-na-
tured to get along in the world. A
happy, mean disposition succeeds best.
IN. o. Republican. ID.
MARRIAGES are not as plenty as
usual. 1.-The young ladies'" says the
New York Mail, fought to get up
strike for their affairs. The strike for
the fires can come in afterwart1 when
the question of building them comes
up"
SIZE who travels through life afoot
and alone for forty odd years may often
yearn for a manly breast to lay her
head against; but her hands are free
from callous places and broken finger
nails, caused by pulling off her hus-
bands boots.-Hasck-Eye.
"IwANT five cents worth of starch, =
said little girl to grocer's clerk.
The clerk asked: "What do you want
five cents worth of starch for?''
"Why, for five cents, of course" she
answered, and the clerk concluded to
attend to his own business.
IT is q tremendous wear on mans
moral faculties to admit that blotchy,
red, hairless, atoothless, nossless, sour,
squalling mammals darling is the
g sweetest, prettiest baby that ever
lived" but it is often required to pre-
serve neighoorly relations intact.-ES-
change.
The Camorra Of Naples. .'g,