Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-12-26
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
Published every Wednesday and Saturday
morning, bv
FRANK KENYON.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

Young men expect rich uncles to
auntey up.
Mohair suits are recommended for
the baldheaded.
Lieutenant Bulls does not hesitate
to Kickapoo Indian.
Let US be thankful that we live,
move and have our beans.
A cl,r'Mno can be sent by mail, but
it is u picture1risk business.
What tricks are most common
among Irisamen. Patricks.
There are many level headed men
among the Flathead Indians.
There are now 1899 students at
Yale. The faculty number 81.
San Francisco has $50 lawyers, and
yet criminals are occasionally pun
ished.
A large part Of the crookcdness of
this world comes from crvoking
elbows.
"Oh. mammal said a little one,
81 eat so much it spoils my APP
petite"
Never put of till tomorrow thai
which you can get some one else to
do to-day.
Men thrive by industry, and the
shoemaker must keep pegging away
to the last.
When young man brings out his
old overcoat he is on the ragged edge
OF winter.
John T. Raymond is running his
RISKS" at the Varieties theater, in
New Orleans.
A man who fell down charged the
whole affair to the lemon peel 10 his
last cocktail.
A besetting sin Of mankind is to
I've setting around all day without do
jng anything.
Silence is not always golden. The
oyster is continually getting into
brois and stews.
The Moffett drink register in Vir-
ginia didn't prevent James River
from getting high.
Generous people are fond of fun.
You never see broad grin on the
face OF a narrow man.
Mr.. d. II. Locke (Nasby) has be-
come editor and business manager Of
the New York Evening Mail.
The late President of the Security
Life Insurance Company has found
place of security-Sing Sing.
There are good grounds for believ-
ing that the coffee tree will be profit.
ably cultivated IN California.
"Silence that dreadful bell" The
Belle Boyd of Texas says the Belle
Boyd of Maryland is fraud.
Clara Louise Kellogg is quarrrling
with the beautiful con'ral'o, Miss
Cary, and is Lou-sing friends by it.
"An animal who eats hay with his
front tail" is the lats juvenile def
milton Of the elephant produced by
the circus.
A Southern editor returns thanks
for a potato vine 81 feet long, but he
remarks that he would much rather
have the potatoes.
When New Bedford schoolmaster
gets mad at his pupils he just sails in
on whaling voyage, and makes the
whole lot blubber.
A landlady said she did not know
how to make both ends meet. "Weil,
why don't you make one end veget-
,ablesi" said boarder.
A new pianist has appeared Ia
London. Her name is on every
tongue, where It sticks. 1t Is Frau
Thekla Observation-Disclosures.
The manufacture of corsets has
become 80 perfected that hugging
girl is about as satisfactory as squeez-
Ing a parlor stove, we have been told.
1t is noticed that the two General
Buffers In Congress look at things
differently. There ia little cross
eyerony about this, on the Massachu-
sets side.
"Whatl Going to leave us Jsmes"
Yes sir; I'm very sorry, sir, but | re-
ally can't put up with missus any
longer!" "Ah ] ,m m,s! tnink how long
I've put up with herr
An 'ndiscreet paragrapher having
informed Sitting Bull that he wouio
miss his opportunity of b. lag the