Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-04-07
POSTOFFICE REGULATIONS.

The following are ihe laws and rulings Of III.
Fo"ItI A-st-t'mt Postmaster nrn-ral. All 'hos-
VINO have n little mother wit nerd not read
th.sc Instructions
src i II S"n nrr I,i!e. - to ll.e po.tonice ;be
fore you start proSi,is yourself with u gupt p"ch
ei-AHi's To v"ur surprise. You witI meet at
the "sf"shr" great a"t learned men. who dI.
ctisa iEr -N"mls Of the duy-r"iItics con1rrssion-
al att !s-isIatrv, a"ts. They " i'll also critcise
everything ia particular. These parties are
well l.~sirn, AMI know whereof they sprak II
'Ou are nnt prep ,r-r to give your opinion, cast
your eye arouni tie room To- discover something
~ the line o. chars On tables; II your eve dis
covers III" object sought, get out Your KNIT, and
'nt nu;riI-s IN the Table from one end To The
"thcf II yuu cannot hnd anything r!.e cut tn"
pen h"i'trr. II HVu have no knife, Iurn the ink
bottle upside down, or rwII youI elbow through
w;maow p ne. Iue postmaster Wi pga.-c you
luE all these pr"rt e'itncs.
Sc :. When YOU inquire for mail do II in as
snriS and uu1hurltat'r" manner as yGu pU. ii
nlN "4u ru!uit.aua. lEi- VIII more readily bring
tpIih your muii. II YOU ask hun z ntl.mtnly
h' nis L,'p p"rt "i Il. II Ii" auys there Is uUti-
InE tor yp,,, ask him 10 look again. that there
m"-t Ds -pineilms l"r YOU; that you wrote tw .
81 iHr'' Ie't~ss o"rue t!iHe ago. an,. you know
tfH! thy must have U-co answered. II a. sa y :
n.nln lt.trc - nulhiug, AK hln whrn he thinks
lncir viii .r, tr ku"w". and can rs.l YOU n!
about II, 80 take nothing ior granted Ga home,
ana Il -" hi''' '''hei ~ y"mr family. send all
81 thr'n iog mHII. aIreG aauIher; under these
circumstances. You ui.y get s"Iuethin.
Sc. b ;hc authority Of cougrr-- the. Of
At.ai iltIr 81 p"-tn .strr ~ from TN. time,
hrmret,r.h and forever, abrli,h-i Hcrraite.
a H..
ll,aer. Wi,'u ,"I huy po7ia-~ stamps. get III.
wnI7t uu'I.al.l 7hInp.A-t-rs y"u c..Ii-t.e pre-
| trs IuH hlr't ~ currency; II Is his bu-lu--s /.
iitk ami pat t!lr.po, az, STAMPS "u yvur letters
Il" mai isiI I" ,iS" hIm tls 'h but II You feel
/ & mel, Euu n to It v"ure.li, but lick then
sufficiently, and ,ip not ,t,,I-i tI have nck'
-t "G HIl liz cohesive. matter. nah rh,a AK tht
9iainr-iI"k"F "r 'irPuty -=taInI.- why ihr.l
/ WiiI nu; stick. AMI ak hIin when Ia. / mt,
| states WiI make -"m- that VIII stick better
| IL" knows au'i viii rNpiiIn To- yuu all Inc my >
! trrlea connected herewith
| SO. 4 If y"u n"s'rct to put certain matter II
| ti' letter which you dropped III lie letter nox
ash tie staml'-i,chor 10 return ii 10 YOU. He vii
ASH yuU t" describe 1t particularly, but luol
.!aagcr- al Hn, auG ash Gm II =. think, Vol
want 10 steal or pry into other peoples secret,
| IhIa " Ill rTVduc" II forthwith. htteT You luIs
your letter, do not put 1t in tn" box, bat Sly"
!" .nc otnrni-lIrarr, and tell hrIu TO send 1t b.
H.. FIRST mail. NIit" ON Your letters IN haste
II You dr not follow these Instructions tn
stainp-iIckrr MAY hoid II FOR Il .tay or more, q
som" one may mold II on the route To Its place
destination, but by ioIlowll. them, 1t wrii I,
Wi, greater 'ii,ptr CHI.
sc. . LGaS" definite "r,i,ro with the -ta!uI
ll:cker u"! I" lei any on" have yOur mall uuisi
Il" rluiucea = written "I,Ier, in u short ;IIne n
Ter y"U ir..,e ih,s order 4 Your neish htor goes
Ia. pos "lir", t'Il Nlm Ia bring your naIl; We
nee Il not zen! :. written or,rr. tie .tamp-lici.
VIII send II ANYHOW. II lie does MOI send II
cuss hlm HE tirsI time YOU Sc him. and lar vi
follow y"u" Instructions better.
>ec i. ur not wrlie the address on your 10
ter plainly lor tnr stamp-hcser may read i
II ypu want a lc':cr ,i-lsersa nt tie oEIce ,
mailing stamp = unu- -e-~try; write s.npl
lte nam. vt the party ta-t II !. intended forth
naItIe OF Tie pnstuitcr /. only ma.l,r Of ioIlI
The stamp l.cher Knows H. place OF d-.tirstIo
I Uy intuition. FOURTH a + NJ u