The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-03-29
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Fitzpatrick Is little and thin.
Eyar,s has not a small nose.
MIR. Louis Gilltus is In Denver.

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Ben Butler is longer beautiful.
Mr.. Wendell Phillips is at the St. Denis
Baron do Pcrrcs, OF France, is at the New York.
Dr. Mary Walker is proud since he won that victory.
Wells for ladies who love TO kiss now made puck
erng
Lamar is a solid man who puts his whole weight on
the floor.
G,yo Brigham Young choice of being hanged or
being shot
Adirondack Murray condemns Moody for using
'trust" for 'faith."
Adirondack Murray has been reused by Moody, aud
Addy wants u church to hold, oh! so many.
Tho Chicago hotel clerk hatcrs you into the belief
that he has known you for thousand years
Chicago Times :-''Simon Cameron has no further
present use for the Legislature Of Pennsylvania"
The whito people have done more harm to the me-
rroes OF this country than the have ever done
to them.
Observation-Disclosures, what are twins made for?"
Precocious older brother, quickly:"So that cannbas
may cat phopenas."
General Grant will spend week In Chicago with
Colonel Fred Grant. and u week at Ithaca with tho
younger son, who Is at Cornell
Puck the new cartoon weekly under the pencil OF
Kcppler, brilliant but to be the American Punch 1t
must be epidcrmically American.
DR.. r. " kcdnod says "a fair election In all tho
Southern States and Tidon would have been without
majority Of the popular vote"
A lady at W oodstocK, Ontario, Can thinks she has
succeeded in keeping earth worms and insects from
plants by burying rusty nail In the earth
II you havo a law suit and have money enough, you
may retain Mr. Evarts, the Secretary Of State OF
great nation, who Will continue his law practice.
Brigham Young put himself beyond the regard Of
other Mormon people. and thereby showed indie
alive enmity to considers when he refused the
A -fopf vith
Now let him have, not mercy, but JUSTICE.
1.-THE Southern idea that OF accurately recognizing
the separate rights of the States and OF each State
nindng its own business. why does the Governor OF
North Carolina take much interest IN tho Governor
OF South Carolina, and ask him how long It Is between
drinkss
| Norwich Bulletin:-"An English paper remarked
some time ago that, in the constant development and
progression Of nature, the time would surely como
when the mule would try to emulate the nightingale
| And people foolish enough not to believe It till
they heard the tenor in of tho city churches tho
other evening"
Parry tells OF an Esqumaux boy who ate eight aud
| a half pounds Of seal meat, a pound and half of
| bread, a pint and a half OF coup, and drank three
VINE glasses OF gin, a tumbler OF hot whiskey and
water and i've pints OF water, consuming the whole
botvccn intervals OF rest In day. He had proba
bly, served as a reporter a Chicago newspaper.
| Murat Halstcad, in the Cincinnati Commerciat:-
"Grant is the OK President of the United States
vate citizen IN plain coat, but one whose name is
clear cut in history that Of Turcnnc or Marlborough
the Archdukc Charles Weilinaton aud now that his
period as n politician and his terms in the Presidency
are over We again make respectful saIutatons 20
General Grant, OF vicksburg aud Appomattox.'
| Boston Giobc:--.sThc advice Of the Globe TO the
young man who hang around the chamber window Of
| the fair girl with the scarlet lips, was:--
Pray cease your senscless gushing
About the girl so fair.
And don't go hanging round her,
But court her the square.
"And TO this anonymous correspondent, writing
from Cincinnati, thus makes reply
| followed your suggestion,
| And stood on Court square nlI day,
| But the lovely girl, with the scarlet lips
| She never cafno that way"
In England and Wales, the year 1851, 'hcrc
blind person every &c., in Ireland one to $751; 10 Scot
land one to every $780, making common ratio OF ont
in every $50 In Belgium the proportion OF bnt
to the other population ono in every $40; in France
ono in every 1851 the lower parts Of Germany, on'
In $50; Prussia. one in every I,4ol; Saxonv one II
I,6JG; Switzerland, ono in 1,570 In Sweden, one IL
1.Oal Tho population in 1850 OF blind, OF deaf, .
dumb OF insane, Of idotc in the United states, mum
bered so osibeing blind person In every 256s Il
1860, one In 2,5l9