The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1877-05-03

Can snimsls communicate ideasT'
a-ks Hn exchange. Hang couple Of
rhomas-e.i. aefo.s a clothes line aud you
~ill soon hnd out
A person always meets With . warm
RECEPTION at a hotel. The minute he
strives he 10 placrd on the register.
The Sauth stand- In need of concilia.
ton. bat whsl the p~oI.l- af the North
~ani jn-i now i the usual annual drluss
nf anti.biliuus pills.
" YOU hate your nrighbor. study GO
"tn~lfy aud the prevailing wind. You
~ then trlI just whrrr 10 place Jour
,-h harr~l
" wns German editor who sail that
- 10" Unlt~d State. thieves arr 80 scarca
hst they have 10 offvr a rvw.ri Tor
h-u.
DID you ever notice how surpr..sl you
S-f' y hen ou pat your fooi on ths next
-tAir aud iuund there wasn't any thcfv9
You can slwsys detect bachelor ~
th" Ssy h. hsnil.- = iaby. bat o. 10
-ste ir"m ls.-s u y sell l., 49, = iorruw,d
ely in making th- rxl.., imrnt
The present fnsuci-l sttinrsncv vas
.tdit -hosu yesterday ~ th.. rft~vuus
iUiur~ "t = drunken nsan g. hsrrn~ a
quarter ir"iu a lamP Po-t in Park Rsw.
Alexis and his terrier w-nt 20 . pbo,o.
raIh-r'- aud wrr- took In every city
they visited The Duke i easily di.tin.
ini-hs,i from the t-frirr ~ hi. pfiucriy
'ir aud q standing COLLAR
DO you think your father i going TO
mnvs out soun7' Inquired the awn.F afa
r-ut"d hnu-e Of the sou oi hi. tenant
Reckon 80. was the r-ply. we've be-
sun u-ing the wiudvr iramvs Tor Gee.
Toud"
An Enrli.hman has invrntsaa = stencil
irsp Mr C,iilrigh. whs ht. th~ owner
- two piE- on one -islr 81 him. ahd h.h
market un The other. nsvs b. rttuh~a al
'h~ stencil he wants. without trap
oScn Mo-, Meereg; -
riam 80 20 Msstar wtulI pas.
~ttswtM 90 sfsas
C.s.-iuw - Masf..
Au - tfit tuH y
ilv ws- -..i. mn baking tras.l.r.
90 10" = IL u tbr,u4h 'na depot -ias
- 'ii.sv.n o. nt hs.ias wh .u unr uf
i' t-N. c,Il.d uu. "rs.u ga s,.ins
% wr''s wsy. .tftns. = that D. the
''iu q" Sytsruss.
An "xchanr. ha- an ariirls. on ~rr.in.
uE Uy-t.Ts Nas. 49, cant s~- uhat
"-sd ihrr- j. "f training such ,ls-ril.
'f-siur~- We n-srf iauud The IL. his-t
i'iiicul,y IN making them 50 ju.t ~hsrv
49, wanted them to.
The Prime or wall. owss arsr 81. 500.
JOO Aud y-t 10 J. ssf~ that h~ tHk-- life
rnorr ch-~riully. hs- mars. iun. aud ~~ars
''~ttsr clothes. and -maks- higher pric~d
'iRsrr than som~ editors sha have lad
''p - much as eighty syvvn dollar. Tor
rainy day.
O. How dnih the little ras.ier.roarh,
Ausuud IN. aauftuuu ftssnm.
IL 80; 90 y ls,.,l, as a',,s. sar iaS'
nui ciitnrs .ilssuid naf fs~sut
The prvtfy crrstunus wntnf4
To put bad 90 hiIn.
What N-xi9-A- Iri-hn,an vent n the
h-air- iur the fret time. Iu.t as th.
curtain sls-c.snd.sl un th.. hr.t set. an en-.
fin~ in the bi-~m-nt exploded. aud he
~as blown thr"ush the ranf en,ning
l"~n in the next -trs-t Aftsr coming
- hi- -'n-'-- b.. s-kvd. An what piycs
!" y'z play uixt1
Talking sl-aut phf.naiasicsl ex,mina-
.i1u-. q l. h 'rty street. uttns wtfr .Hsm.
''i-d hi. head wiih ths br..k~n l-s af
hatr th~ uthsr lay. sud pfuu ssncs,i htu
- "ld tool ll~ say- that wh@n h~ -
! ci- "n What mi-tak- he ms.is. Ia pick
M cut vile. b- - convinced that che
= more than bali right
..Wt., 4. ,..,... - - -
sk.r I,,hu C,ucuran Your as-9
Twenty one >" 'Nb.t nativtsf well.
hat What bothcr- ui- I'll TIL yea.
,nd uisyb- y.'u eau make "a out Nv
stb~f w-- ifish but ). nov = nsturaiiH-d
4 ~. rirsn ritfz-n My mother - Eus.
'li-i. sud { VS. horn on = Dutch frisat~,
Ind~r . sach h,s IN Tutksh waters
Npw. hsw - itf
IL = aid Of German. an inv~tsrsta
he~r driukvr. that wb~n h~ rt-s-s in the
morning h. = b~~r barrel aud when he
r'tife- ~ rest at night he i barrel of
5-rr.
Experience has taught the thrifty tsv.
-ru keeper that b. must either keep
'noi hqHur. aud hack ~utranc~ 80 lose
ih~ psyiug part Of the trmp~rsnc~ trade.
1fftlF NNF WMN FeAfNAAAFN ANHA WAFW WHNH
son c1uld rrc..ivs twu siuiitr- IL al th~
gold wsr.. IrsFcrl,.i out. Hud ninety nine
Iniiiiun IT 80 shout. rc.tatirally. Lets
Imfrru
Tie Cincinnati SATURDAY y sht a.k.
'i.u't s"p.i-n t-,si.d man t...ruiiariy
"a ftIils' q" it.uf'i.r- 80 th. lumbar -.
siri.f "" I.iu" uut -i BE- So. s,,,sd
itsatd
There 80" q" many bsit hsasl.-.i men in
h' tu.rs.ss s'friss -its susst. tht go A.
fi"su cni..' wus .,t tu fls asil. o. th-
.'th.f o. shl .,ii ss htI 4 covered
Gee" ~'y ." r'rS ''-i'i." 49,.
\ O-,fsi' r,,l"r.a'l miui.t.r wts has
- CIV. 4 4 rsii tss n.s tss.t1rai,.. .. svi-
.l-utis d.-t-rmiu. q ta fi1 th- pl.c- a..
IA - -vnt tp N-N + ,sisnI i,t = pair vf
'ho''s t~rnty iuch~s lung
A man never r.-aliE--- the dressings of
u-Aith 80 fully Hs whrn bs tsks- his rirl
uut ridiug. sud discovers at the hr-t toll
gate that b.. hs. i.it hi- pockvtbo0k -
nome IN hi, other pant-louns.
wh~n Rnt-rt Bdrn. died h~ forgot 20
tzk- = pair 0i silver sis-vv~ baton. with
him. aud they sf~ nos in the possession