The New York herald., 1877-07-05
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Get fan and keep Off cremation.
Mustard plasters the spice OF life.
sswhatcver is is right unless Eli Perkins says 50.
You can tell an Ohio man by the way he o. tany.
Did anybody ever see Soldene eat corn of the'cobs
Smalley thinks that Grant makes the model speech
Clerks whose vacations approach say, 'Give US
rest'
Bon voeage is tho French way Of saying goodby
John.
or the Banks tho mackerel colleges large this
season.
Green corn and wooden toothpicks are coming int
market
birds away.
one Of those palone things would be good to raise
Harvard boys brains measure sixteen inches round
the upper arr.
The yachlsman who sat down on a short tack has
taken another stretch.
A tobacco nists sign and pair Of scissors edit the
ST. Louis Globe Democrat.
President Hayes is making postmasters who will not
make the next President
Millais has painted the picture of beautiful TOM
cat, which has round unvarnished tail
The paragrapher of the Whitehall Times has got
sick. His readers arc yet to hear from.
Jerseyman says that hts wifcs seedlings sharp,
because nobody likes tongue without mustard
The new style OF currant doubles you up like
figure 8, while the old style let you Of at figure B.
Strawberry shortcake. farewell Thou vert so near
and yet so far. No more jokes on you this season.
Mr. Modill has been presented with French Testa-
mont printed in 1868. Polly VOC Fraunshay, Joea
A sceptic wants to know what the morning star g
sang together Why, s.rinklc, tnkle little star"
The armies In Bulgaria getting into line that
their positions map look like the ribs on wash.
board.
There seems to be little doubt about the conductor.
ship Of the Philharmonic. Baton, baton, who's got
tho baton?
When Stanley Matthews promises an Office he foels
for his authority Just boy fumbles under the edgs
OF q billiard table for piece of chalk.
Mss Thackeray, who at thirty-eight has married
yoxh OF twenty-five, thought he was-a little too big
for q cradle, and didn't adopt him.
Bob Toombs Is sixty-seven q captain under Scott
in the Crock war; carried Georgia out of the Union and
was the Confederate Secretary OF State.
A hunk Of gold cubic foot is said to have
beon recently discovered. II would make nice
ring for the editor of the Buffalo Express.
Jmbaine said Of Robson, at Robeson's dinner that
the best idea of man the idea OF him both egg
and bird Robson is q bad egg but he's bird no.
body will deny that, Robey.
Young ladies watering place hotel porches do not
call one another Eliza, Kezah and Nancy Let's have
the names Of our grandmothers well the dollar
aud a half OF our grandathers
Burlington Hank Eye :-''Stanley Matthews is man
who never despairs. He paid twentyseven cents the
other day for an old bndh hen, and has set her the
Cardn giant, and swears that he will keep hor there
until she hachcs out the old whig party If it takes
thousand years ana kills the hen +"
The Telegram newsboys had homoIy yellow dog
which, with good deal Of sentiment, they maintained
IN nice style until sho was killed by street in
Jersey, whittier she had gone with them witness
baseball game. A gentleman yesterday asked one OF
the boys whether they had new dog Said the boy,
"You couldn't get any dog hko Nell" "why,"
said tho gentleman, what peculiar about her ?"
30, nothin' on'y there amt no dogs been wild
long as she was )" ard he away with tear hi
cheek.