The Centre reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, 1877-06-21

Tho Gear has slready had q delinquent come
miaRAry ahut. he proposes t0 stand me EllltG
with the four or hia army,
A San FrAncihao child has been born without
eyes, and without amy place for them. Ih@
father n " = well known and prumtnunt citi-
rem"
A Rhode Island man, when arrested The
ether day, was hrrueA with a pistol, Sand
club, shhrpenod knife, coil of rope and o
paper of poison.
ThIrty-three States have made laws Tor tho
prevention of cruelty to animAls The htAtoa
That have not are Florida, Mississippi. Arkan'
aRA, MebraakA and Colorado.
II wish weFa dead, 10 n common eSclamh-
ton with tho dyHpeptic, and vet na man can
get over d fence nr crawl under d harn faster
when there's danger ahead
Rate are No thick around Bloomington III,
tisat the weary tramp who lies d0@u tn fence
corner Il soon made " feel Nhatn poor mis-
cFahe cruatnfr hb IA.
The hey of Tunia Il hard up. tlae hh0divs of
Fgypt cant pay hIs balls, and King nah0mpy II
standing ua hlR wash asiih.. for HiRty days. Let
lhbuFing men Le cunR0l1d.
The uncAIied for baggage IL hotel would
strike nns a. being full ~ lonely romance III
ono didn't heo Che porter take eut so many
brickbsta and old boots.
when Won "pop the question 10 d lady, da
II with kind ~ iAngh, a. IL voc were joking.
II abe accepts yous very wen i she does not
YOU can say you we're only Id fun.
/" Oune-fnded into the dim mist which
hides the sunnhine OF lifa from the black pail
of DEATH" said an orator, when speaking oF
the first two captains who sailed On the Erie
canal.
A man at a restaurant had called for the bin,
paid il, and was leaving, whsu.the waiter sug-
gcstod that tho amount did not include tils
sva8taw fgAh MmfA Hhc wnm4 fsgfA 4 aE#wt# fMA
tie waiter
The question now in ths male Juvenile mind
~ whnthfF % wAlt around for his hair % dry 0F
10 walk boldly into the h0nRe and risk hiB
mothers htaasnR cut that he has been in swim
ming.
Over tWo hundred pages of delinquent tax
notices sere pahlihhed IN . ChleagO Newspaper.
The property affected would heem "a comprise
almost every iot In abe city. The publication
win cost the taxpayers $4,000.
Deacon Jones. Gnst deceased, had very red
nose. Ills widow Thought Il rather peFnsnAi i'm
the minister 10 begin hls fnneral discourse
" Another shining Light has been taken from
our congregation
A fashion report says that gentlemen's hats
are proFided wafh new kind ct FHntliai0F
wiaAeh wlli last mHeh longer than the hole style.
Anything a4at viii autlasG a hole must L. &
YainRhle addition 10 the raaDuroes of people.
Commissions are odlDua. The major, rock
Ing Nelly on Lis knee for Aunt Mary sake
-i' suppose that Ia what you Ike Molly
" Yes, ila very nieR. Bot / rode 0n Feal dala-
key yeFterdag-I mean ono with four Legs ycl
know
Charles, Etlayfuliy- How nuch, really did
That bat cot, 5NliHie apnnse, Arrlly-
" III Won really Wanf to inspect the bllls for my
arr eoo5a Chaxaas- TIERS iH d way to 90 L"
And Hhht elaN eanld Charles do but propose On
tiie spot
sBoys," said the TEACHER, holding mp her
Fagllt fore anrer 10 make she scholars htteu-
tive, {" What ~ ABalAu meal composed ~ n
And a Little boy II Che back seat whe WoFs
patched trousers, EDt up aDa sail. "Pleaae,
LILA aEas roast mlasio1araes-@
A correspondent writes 10 Aak Why newly
married men SIRE called BenedictA IlaR Fea-
s01. we helleve b. that Ia entering on tiaeir
uew stale of life tAeF are supposed t0 save nEt
All the bad bachelor habits 10 whAeh they have
besn tenediasad- FraSeisro AsarF Litter.
Mira. baRMnoka IA snmething of Joker. When
her husband came home AZ noon and Eell over
whitewash pail. barking his asln Nnd frMctnr-
INK ons of the commandments 10 any nothing
~ spelling bis clothes, his wife told tte neat
door neighb0f, after daBrr. THAI che hAd just
beard the latest sW0ra Baws.
After seeing two d0c4arB hang urgand oTeg q
man for four hours AID Use q gallon nf mixed
ohl0roform and ether. trying IL gea hlni tg
sleep that they may saM his Lex 0h il Grows
In0ra and more 8 mystery 70 M how q r0bbeR
can GONE In and slap d little fMn-by-faur
sponge saturated with ehlnruf0rM over a
clerks nose and steal u mh0ie bank hlick and
clean Ia less than seven minutes.