The Bennington daily banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1877-1877, 1877-08-10

What must be the potato bugs opinion of
the humanity that goes around all day put
ting poison on the yictuals of, humble in
seCts
Where one youth depends on his mental
ability for success in life, nine rest their
hopes on the cut and gloss of their collars.
Governor Stone, of Mississippi, thirsts for
the blood Of more Molly MaguiTes. He says
he thinks Pennsylvania murderers ought to
be jerked right up. 81.
When money is left to rich peOple-Rnd
they are always sure to get 1t and never to
object to tive are prone to think that the
Dutch have taken Holland.
Julia Ward Howe told an English audience
J that when q woman got up to speak in Am
I erica, you could hear pin drop. Correct,
Julia-but you forgot to remark that 1t was
q rolling pin.
The boy who cannot throw little green
apple and break nine pales Of glass on the
opposite side of tho street will never be q
member Of the Cabinet,--New York Herald
The onion Is the samson among vegetables
That is q strong comparison. -Pittsburg
| Leader. Butter is the modern Samson, be-
cause its strength lies in its hair.-St. Louis
Journal.
A Chicago man named Post has determined
never to name q son William, for fear he
might be called Bill Post. This man ought
to put up a doOr-plate, "Post-no Bills"
A travelling circus exhibits horse that has
| no hair, name, or tall. But it is not true thai
an opposition concern intends to exhibit
some hair, name and tail that has no horse
Five well-shaped ii notify seeds down the
back of a perspiring farmers boy moving
away under the ridRe-pOle of the barn, viii
bother him more than any question touch
ing Louisiana, or the future Of the soul
William NJ. Eyarts the other day began Il
tell man that his coat tail was on fire. Be
fore he got through the first half of the sen
nine billy goats were burned up, not count
ing the coat tan.
Mr.. Sanders, of Cincinnati, about fsiy
years of age. says he has mot known VIA
sleep is for eighteen years" His occupation
is not stated, but we judge that he is news
paper editor, and has note coming du,
every day in the week.
Many sweet girl, with tender loviDl
eyes, has wept away the moment If lOvei
young dream, while the young man who wal
to tell her all abOut it, Is pleading with thu
livery stable man, trying to hire four dollar
worth of horse and buggy for dollar anC
a half.
Three tramp thinkers were lately caugh
leaving burning building at ROndOut
Probably the house was too heavy or too no
for them 20 carry of, or else they would
never nave ttlN III .uliiths tutN ARE u 0lltI
ent breed of tramps than the ones who visi
this place. tti
The Nez Perces Indians wear rings Ia thei
noses and are never bothered with Ton
: SUMPTION, dyspepsia, or other serious com
|, plaints. The biue-glass excitement will nov
be succeeded by wild nose-ring furore
Jewellers and blacksmiths will do well to La
in supply.
i We'll, and how did you enjoy your din
nor ~ asked q passenger 0f anOther on
European steamer, the first day ont Don
mention II, said the other, feplingly; don
mention It. 1t is q gUOd deal like the Rnau
cial question in ConRress.p "HOw's that
why ITS apt to come up at any moment
, Did y0u ever see n woman walk down
street which was paved with ashpalE a sor
Of composition used by street commissioner
who generally have very soft berth an,
take tina money from peoples pockets unde
the Ruise Of jobs carefully concealed BY
4 figures and false reports, and---weil, now
what In thunder did we start TO write about
anyhow 7 auO
ooh, dear said she, sweeping away WItl
her broom, twhat shall ] dat Here It i
eleven o'clock and haven't this room swept
the beds are not made, and the breallfas
dishes are not yet washed. Oh, dear wa
ever woman so much pressed for time as
am y Then she suddenly stopped, leaned OF
her broom, and listened for half hour try
lug to catch the points of a quarrel Wnicl
was going on between q married couple II
az. L. s,fE auntnful