The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-05-24
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ALI Sorts OF Paragraplls.

+. Philosophers have done wisely when
they told US to cultivate our reason rath.
er than our feelings, for reason reconciles
Us to the daily things Of existence; our
feelings teach us to yearn after the far,
the dimcult, the unseen.
a little boy was mnnching bit OF
gingerbread. His mother asked who
gave 1t 20 him. ''Afiss johnson gave Il
to me-" t''And did you thank her for
itT, Eyes, did, but I didn't tell her
so.nn -" ~. z,
-7. Oregon has new expedient for
Keeping her citizens sober. Every man
who drinks is obliged to take out o
license costing s.. It is a penal offense
for any liquor dealer to sell drink to an
unlicensed person.
= a. woman recently entered s.ayc
and sat down IL, front OF IN iron safe to
warm her feet Alter sitting sons tw5,ee.
ty or thirty minutes, she remarked that
sho "nevcr did like theE. kind Of stoves,
Don't throw out heat worth cent"
- A gentlemhn In England committed
suicide the other day, and left paper
stating that he did so because his wife
was great-deal too good + him That's
why tie Jury returned @ verdict record
ing their opinion that deceased was of
"an unsound state of mind" sa,. a...S,
- People generally will be glad, to
know that charcoal has been discovered
to be sure cure for burns. BY laying b.
small piece Of Cold charcoal on the burn
she pain subsides immediately BY leay-
ing the charcoal on for an hour the wound
Ia healed, as has been demonstrated on
several occasions.
= If there is anything that will make
woman fighting mad, and make her
want to pull enc last hair out of your
head, 1t is 70 intimate that her butter is
not nice, and that he. children children arc Ugly.
We knew man to try it once. He
didn't have q funeral, but he might as
Yell have hid khg ES sSaE
4 IF you Asysi an9esrriess aaishfal,
hdmbTo ps5stoT, daiilV5odSags anu etfeEgthes
his heart by telling him that you receive
help and instruction sfscm bis ministerial
services, : We shy thf8 lhscause ne have
Just heard Of d good minister who has
been twenty years with his people, and
yet has received no pleasant words Of
approval. ,.5s,1.,.
= AT Lynn, Mass, q school teacher
asked . little girl who tho first man was /?
She answered that she did not know.
The question was then put 60 che jnoxt.
an Irish child. who answered loudly |:
adam, - air. With appaEent satisfaction.
ssiu si.v isars essssoiai, yv,. iiss,s .. !
not feel SO proud nbout It he wasn't an
IrishnsA r. t., z.ss,s-.
Mr.. Caan5erlain Is reputed 10 be a
man of ebility. Hn hRA become part
ner in q Nov York law Office. Mr.
Packard IL foputedl TO ,he a man Of abil-i
ity. he has no pasiner5. now In Lon
isiana. Would E not be we'll for Mr.
Chamberlain and Mr. Packard to unite
their troubles and their talents on soii-l
tary shingle? s''t'p ; .','.'
DC, wils PIaisiing huF beautiful ihnir,
no.hin' aSw. Sou just ought TO have
seen how long 1t hangs down when che
bangs II en- the aide Of the table to comb
It" Then they laughed, and che ce:.ed
aer brother cute little angel, and when
the young man was going and heard that
Syy ysiiiaS, tis, Sh9s gnt tfsa, ind WAS taken
elddealy i'll. 81 :. 1,
=. Young !adics, if they only knew how
disgusting te men slo7enliness 81. ard
hog astrNctsze eze display6 of n6ataes5
and tasse, would army theHiaeIges IN f;sa
,alnls and clfSn ezs OF he 10 pl
she Held ! or. nbis q indnlg 81 costty
asti1'c, sssiey Fggpld ssFliI stsa EaTfn niia
OF Es5l oIa hicll lts stfe OK Is
iH: sag sist sFoliIss "a eisi of good tastes
end nabsft of ~ leSg, ce,q make u more
tascina natiIlg tpi 7Sith .hs2hilling calico
dress, q few cheAp ffbb bons and lace, ana
atieis ofnaineai is IS she cai1 gather from