National Republican., 1877-02-25
Securities.
R1NDOu RE1DTyG,

Some oi the High Joint Commi ,,lon nun h
apples curing the deliberations. =.
iar3 table has been set up In Ithica, aud
g ahg orneii University student who plays on It
Wisconsin, lumberman offers $50 In cash
nostd to grow fat on bean soup"
Savannah man has invented glass eye
that will not water when the voice Of the mother.
in'law Is heard in the entryway.
There is a $50 GOO tomb in Greenwood. A
stone mason made 1t. In the outskirts Of the city
pauper Hes under rose-bush. God made 1t.
Gamblers In Virginia City have presented q
petition to the Legislature to prevent a mans
wages wages from being attached for a saloon bill OF
An eccentric EnglIshman, who died recsn..
ly, 10 his will directed that 900 be spent in
dog Dickey."
A wealthy Connecticut man has had two
his third vile.
William Palmer, q Gilpin (Cal.) shoem aker
, I,Ied Of life and craving distinction among sui.
Of gin and died. '''
Perions with corps must be careful and not
sit under the blue grass rays, for they make all
to those with b.unions
Troy man who has lust bad a needle ex-
traeted from his body, whore Il had remained for
seNsntstn YEAR., complains of having an occa
A Welshmsn Just getting into the mysteries
0i tse ia,p1sEass III, side tho Atlantic spells lu
Billings give up lecturlng
Frenohman of Tours, to bis friend fresb
from Paris; "And'dld you meet my friend 81
Yes, but raw very llttls Of her" "Ah! Shs
was not, then, IN evening dressG"
Troy, N. Y, rejoices in a sauint-eyei
policeman. The boys make fun Of him, and uhre
ne ne Is CHASING them In one direction they quiet y
slip over the fence in another
ptndN u.
A man who died in that city the other day LEI:
word that the door plate should be taken oil and
screwed on the top OF his cofin.
We saw this morning a young man who IA
S hs Ia@S as,y Who H. had hnS ne
town that don't issue soup and has no station
A person leaving crowded stage.coacb the
on the knees Of the passengers. what a saw
ager exclaimed one lady. ,.'Yes," replied her
o'mpanion, shes Paw.nee."
Rnmor has II that Midhat Pasha used to
get drunk occasionally. The Sultan was finally
ap .p hm foo E don't do you Otto
give You @ the I grand 1 bounee e c'0as aha herewith
Romantic, very. At Bloomington, ILL.,. a
few days since, couple were married ona moving
train, and another romantic couple, at the ssms
pipe, 200 feet In the air.
A New Bedford Justice of the Pence re-
Gently married q couple In what Ia supposed to be
be he asked you S%, cS%s Toa ss
married d'-and they went out wonderlngly.
A San Francisco Chnaman was tried re-
Gently for beating a parrot, and defendapt's
counsel wanted to have the parrot called as a
witness As the bird had progressed in English
motion was overruled by the court.
A Kansas City (Mo.) special states that q
bartender died there recently, and word was sent
70 his brother in Illinois. He took no notice OF
the affair and the correspondent adds 1T may
console him to know that his brother is the dis.
secting table, Instead Of In pauper's grave.
"Did ] not give you 4 aogginy the other
day." said q schoolmnster to a trembling boy,
yes, sir" answered the boy. "Weli, what Do
the Scriptures say upon the subject?"' ~ don't
know, sir said the boy, except it Is in that as
sage which says, 1t is more blessed to give than
:. A three year-old little girl at Rochester, N.
x, was taught to close her evening PRAYER durirg
please watch over my papa" II sounded very
sweet, but the mothers amusement may b,
lima gned when she added "And you'd letter
keep an eye on mamma, too -