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The Iola register., 1877-10-27
KNITTING MACHINE.

The NEW BICKFoRD FAMILY KNITTING
MACHINE all complete for 80 (foymer lowest
price SS00: Delivered ct any express once In
the United States or Cansds, nee ON receipt Of
A splendid chance for AGENTS, one wanted In
every town. Exclusive right Of sale given FRRK.
Address BICKFORD KNITTING MACHINE
MFG CO.. Brattleboro, Vermont. Il ly
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s9S5s Co., oa 3, zASsAs' 1lss.. r..
In tn Distriot Court Of aSsvsnth Judicial Dis
tri6t, sitting In and foraatd Comfy and State :
The bsnsd Of County Coanissieeess on
/ An County, Ksnsas, PiaintiGs,
Lot Sbur in blsok three, in he City Of
lola, Allsa County, Kanaas, and
0thor property, snd the owners
thereof, H. Giv1eT, - Greea, 8.
b. Stevens, Torbert . Dickinson.
GeisleI, w. Stewart, II. W.
Sign0r, w. 4cCull0cns Long,
stewart Conrad, n. b. Blanton,
o. 8. Con1n, Jas Blyth, d. b. Em-
inert, A. senner, B. Morrow, J. c.
Burnett, 8. 8. Dickinson, j. b.
TorbcFt, Redheld . st&nof, -
Sampson, Stewart q Diekins0n,- -
Psrmelee, T. 9. Stoves, ~ 1cGee,
J. johnson, ,-Koega,- scAsn-
ner, w. T. Snyder, Wheeler,
and others unknown, and all per. ~
sons having OF claiming any inter
est therein, Defendsuts.
DY virtue of an Order Of Sale In the above
ID entitled cause, to me directed and delivered
Issued out Of the Seventh Judicial District Court
Of the State Of Kansas, sitting IN end fo1 Allen
County, in said State, will on
Tuesday, November 18th, 1877,
at O'Clock T. Of said day, as the front door Of
the courthouse Of Allen county in Tie city Of lola,
Kansas, Orer for sale st Public Auction, to the
highest and best bidder for cash in hand the
following described real property, to wit:
ARR rnr AppR lawn
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m030 n Great chance to make money II Nyou
can't get gold you can get green
backs. We need person in every
OV0Y Ystown to take subscriptaous for the
largest cheapest and best Illustrated Family
Publication in the World. Any one can be-
come successful agent. The most elegant
works Of art given fkee 10 subscribeFs One
agent reports making over sl50 in = week.
A lady agent reports taking over 40 subscribers
IN ten days. All who engage make money lhst.
You can devote al your time 70 The business. or
only your spare time. You need not be away
from home over night. You can do q - well g
others. Full particular, drections and terms fee
Elegant and expensive Oufnt 1tee. Hyou want
costs nothing 70 try he ,business. No one who
engages fails to make gTeat pay Address ''The
Peoples Sournal, !" Portland, Maine. = ~
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Hon d G HASKELL has been quite i'll at
Washington with Bright's disease of the
Kidneys, but the latest reports represent
him as recovering.
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PUiGoNAI

is i.-..nL cnn,t,arisou the best remedy for the
cure of CONSUMPTION even in its most aivan-
all derangeiHents OF the NERVOUS SYSTEM. a
circular containing particulars Of many cases.
successfully treated, full advice for the treatment
Of actual cures, will be sent free by mail to al
applicants. Address OSCAR g. MOSES, sole
proprietor, Is Cortland Street, n. H. 20 n
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SENATOR BLAINE is confined to his
bed at Washington by fever. but his
prospects for an early recovery are favor
able.
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kaahood: How I0St. HOW Restored!

just published, new edition Of Df,
CulverWell's Celebrate 8ssay
ON the yndicai cure, WITHOUT medf-
I =: cinel of SpcrmsttOrrhea, or Seminal
weakness, Involuntary Seminal Losses, Impo-
tency, Mental and Physical Incapacity, Impedi-
,nehts to marriage, etc. s.sO, Consumption. .Epi-
lepsy amt Fits. produced BY lf-indulgeRce or
sexual extrAvagance etc =
Price, tn = sealed envelope, only six cents
The celebrated author, in this admirable Essay,
Clearly demonstrates, from o thirty years. suc-
cessful practice, HAT the alarming cousequencss
Of f-abuse. may be radically cured without the
dangerous use of internal medicine or the appli-
cation of the knife !, pointing out . mode fcars
q which every person, no matteTwhAs his con-
ditton may be. may cure himself cheaply, mi
vately. and radically.
This Lecture should be in the hands Of every
youth and every man in the land.
Sent under eeal, In plain envelope, to any Cd
dress, Posf1psid, ON the receipt Of six cents, or
two postage stamps.
Address f~ ti-aJ -=- nd ..-,-..i.
THE CULvERWELL MEDICAL CO.,
421y 70 Ann st., New York; r. o. Box am
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ANNOUNCEMENTS S
For Reeister Of Dae1s.

For 88g3stoF Of Ooo4s.
I believe that the Office Of Register Of Deeds is
purely non-political-that II is . matter Of no
concern to the people whether the ONCE be nlled
by Republican OF Democrst; that the people
are only interested in having the Office filed by
the man who will best discharge its duties.
I also believe that my past experience renders
me well qualified to MI the ONCE.
l therefore announce myself an independent
candidate for the Office Of Register of Deeds.
G. N. BROWN.
thereby announce myself candidate for Reg
lister Of Deeds Of Allen county. J. 3. FAST.
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The cheapest and best way to reach readers out
our six lists Of over 900 newspspefs, divided to
cover dinersnt sections Of the country. Weekly
circulation over 60D, 900. Advertisements receiv-
timing names Of papers, and other information
and for estimates, address BEALS 3 FOSTER,
Il Park Row, CT1mes Building), N. r.. ~
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SENATOR JONES report ON the silver
qaestiop make book ef over 200 pages.
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All situated In Allen county, Kansas, and to
be sold rs commanded by ssid order Of sale at
not less than two thirds the appraised value
thereof.
Sherin's Once, lola, Kansas, Oct. 18th, 1871.
j. l.. WOODEN,
Sheriff Allen County kans
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A44erpoenents-Tovnship Once

irof Allen county. ALBERT HODGSON.
A14ou1ceRents-T O@ces.
thereby announce myself candidate for the
ONCE of Trustee of lola Township.
L. C.. NCNGOR.
I am Q candidate for the Office Of Trustee Of
lola Township. j. n. WHITE.
Ham candidate for the ofIice Of trustee Of lola
township. JOHN H. HARRlS.
am candidate for Justice Of the Peace for
lola Township. c. a. STEELE.
/ am . candidate for re-election to the Office OF
Justice of the Pesce of lola Township
]. X. BOYD.
am q candidate for the ofIioe OF Justice of the
Peace of lola township. j. 4. THORPE.
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For Sheriff

hereby announce myself . candidate for sher
inof Allen county. ALBERT HODGSON.
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AAunnn noANsyAAs f.an naA.sasAayaa0aMo
DUu - -; ,sI...1sy. o.z@
VI uVuvu la Wakngsa -, CAaQS n
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Ham candidate for the Office Of trustee Of lola
township. JOHN H. HARRIS.
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am candidate for the Office Of Trustee o.
lola Township. j. n. WHITE.
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/ hereby announce myself . candidate for ths
ofice of Trustee of lola Township.
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IT HAS NO EQUAL.

j. Il ZEIL1N q Col, -
PHILADELPHIA, PA
Price $1.00. Seld by all Drugeists.
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am q candidate for Justice Of the Peace for
lola Township. c. a. STEELE.
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EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC

For Constipation, Headache. Pain in the Shoul-
ders, Dizziness, Sour Stomach, bad Taste In
the Mouth. Bilious Attacks, PalpitstiOn of
the Heart, Pain in the region Of the
Kidneys, Dependency Gloom and i.'
forebOding Of evil al! Of which
are the offspring of o dis
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
ACOMPLIMENTTO kENNA.

The Washington Post the new Demo
cratic paper at Washington City, con-
tains 8 handsome little compliment to the
youngest member of the House." Hon.
JOHN L. KENNA, of this State:
The youngest member of the House
made his maiden speech yesterday. Ills
name is Kenna, and he halls from West
Va. He is twenty-nlne, a native VIZ
gilman, and lawyer OF seven years
standing. Being as he himself repre-
sents it, "an humble member OF the
Committee on Commerce" he very ma
tursllv holds that that committee should
supervise all little matters pertaining
TO river legislation, and the airing OF that
opinion was the object OF his maiden
speech. He did it very cleverly-as well,
indeed, as the older men and the older
members do. He has a frank, earnest
face, beardless and hairless, a pleasant
voice and no dearth OF words. There
were no marks OF bashtulness, none OF
conceit, and the American eagle was not
given even single swing. The youngest
newspaper in the city therefore tenders
its compliments to the youngest member
of the House"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
THE REGISTER COMPANY.

THE more closely the business situa-
tion is looked at, the more clearly do the
indications of prosperity reveal them
selves. The sum total of our exports Oh
home products shows steady increase,
and the nature of the increase proves II
to be of healthy and permanent char
scter. The trade in fresh beef, for IN
stance, which has been built up by the
energy and enterprise of our live stock
men and packers, shows, for the
eleven months of this year, an ex-
port value of $9,llS,lS7 as COM
pared with Sl,755,l9l for the cores
pondlng period of last year. The expor-
tstlon of butter and cheese is not new
trade, but the trade returns show that, In
spite of low prices, we have exported
since May l, the beginning OF the seasons
l5.7SO,S26 pounds of butter, against
9,246,77O last year, and sO,4SS,9o1
pounds OF cheese against 7O,O33,oOO
The resources of this country can best be
developed by feeding the world, and this
we are destined to do in very shol'
time, with ordinary prosperity.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
lam Tho limits Of the Republican party

leap the limits of the Republican party,
to choose Cabinet Ministers, Deputy
Marshals and foreign ENJOYS from the
ranks of those who had tried to break up
the party either from within or nom
without. But it never allowed him 70
appoint any man from the party VINO
had favored any other Presidential can:
didate. This restricted the number OF
eligible sppointees within very narrow
limits, and somewhat dimmed the bril-
liancy of the reform on which we had
counted. Many of those who had taken
stock in the President at par began un-
loading at fifty cents on the dollar, and,
outside of the Confederit y Roads, the
expectation of the political millennium
settled down to depressing conviction
that there was a great deal of sameness
about politics and politicisHs-GIo0s'
Democrat.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
A GREAT OFFER FOR HOl days !

We will during these HARD TIMES and the
HOLIDAYS dispose OF LOO New PIANOS
and ORGANS Of nrst-claSs make, at lower
prices tor cash, or installmenfs, than ever
before offered. Walters Pianos and Or
gans are the BEST MADE, warranted for
inducements 10 the trade. Pianos, 7.octave
$40; II octave sl50. Organs, 2 stops SIS;
stops 49,; stops s65; 8 stops so; 10 stops
80; Il stops 80; In perfect order, not used
year. Sheet music al half price.
HORACE WALTERS SONS, Manu-
factu-ers and Dealers, 40 East lith Street,
New York. decgb
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
DUPONT,S WHEELING Pow.
DER AGENCY.
T0BACGUS.
MEATS AND

Sugar Cured CanvaSSed Hams, Sugar
Cured Canvassed Shoulders. Sugar Cured
Breakfast Bacon, Plain shoulders, Clear
Sides, Sugar cured Dried Beet, fresh from
smoke house daily.
Kettle rendered Leaf Lard in tierces, bar.
rels, half barrels, kegs and pails, all at
lowest market rates. NJ. REILLY,
1909 and 1871 Main street
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
Yourself and Your Horse.

Are liable 10 Cuts, Calls, Bruises. Chaps,
&c, Try the grand healing application
COSMOLINE.
The medicinal and veterinary, both Tor
sale by Logan, List & Co., Druggists,
Wheeling. noA
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
In EVerybody's Mouth

Wherever IL has been tried you will find
the praise OF Logan, List Co.'S EXCEL
~IOR BAKING POWDER Sold by best
dealers everywhere.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
PRESCRIPTION FREE.

NOR THE SPEEDY CURE OF SEMINAL
Z Weakness, Lost Manhood, and all dis.
orders br"U. II on by Indiscretion or Ell.
cess. ~ druggist has the ingredients.
Address DR.. JACQUES q CO.,
lebSszc Cinoinn att, o
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BuCkWheat Cakes,

Batter Cakes and Biscuit, made light, crisp
and wholesome with Logan, LIST d Co.'S
Excelsior Baking Powder.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11

The Colorado Hotel, Philadelphia,
Pa, is noted tor lis fine location and the
unsurpassed elegance of IFS appointments.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
POTOMAC HERRING.

25 Halt barrels No. just received and
for sale by. NJ. REILLY,
1879 and 1871 Main Street.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
FRESH TEA4.

800 packages Gunpowder, Imperial,
Young Tyson, OOIong, English Breakfast
ana rOuchOng Teas In store and for sale
al low figures. VI. REILLY,
1893 and 1871 Main Street.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11

FATHERS For Cuts, Bruises Il SprainS
REMEDY. Bind and Bleeding Piles,
--- rheumatism, Fractured
Limbs, Frosted Limbs and Parts, Pans in
the Muscles aud Joints, INDECENT Ulcers,
bi>chHrsing Sores, Swe'led sore Leg, Fry
SipelaS, and Var cOSe Veins, is SANFoRD'S
EXTRACT OF WITCH HAZEL. Ask tor L, be.
cause II Is better, stronger and cheaper
than any other, and Is warranted by
WEEKS 4 POTTER, Wholesale Druggists,
Stu Washington ST., Boston, Mass. deco
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
EUREKA.

TINE BEST GAS BURNER IN THE
/ market and warranted 10 do all that
is claimed for II. 1t is in universal use
throughout the East, and the city of Pitts
burgh has adopted IT on all the street
lamps, and in all the public butldin ys,
and is in use in many private houses. AS
10 being the
BEST AND CHEAPEST BURNER
To be had, the following com parsons
endorse: The same pressure TO zach burn
er; AN Argand burner gives IS per cent
more light than comm, on Brass Fish
tail burner; Lava Tip bras burner mo
check y per cent more; Ellis patent IS
per cent more; the Evans 81 per cent
more; and the Windsor patent 81 per cent
more. Thus you will see the Ellis equals
the Argand, the Evans gives ~ per cent
more light, and the Windsor 10 per cent,
proving itself the best burner in the mar
ket. Having been appointed sole agent
Tor the Windsor Burner, / now offer them
10 the cities OF " heeling. assuring them
that il is all that is claimed for II, and no
one using gas can afford 10 be without
them. Also new and complete aSsOrt-
ment of Gas Fixtures, lead, Stone and
lion Pipe, Brass Work of all desert ptiOns,
and all articles 10 be found In first class
Plumbing and Gas Fitting establishment.
OSCAR SEELEI.
declOy Zll2 Main street.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
CAROLINA RICE.
FISH.
FANCY FLOURs.
BROOMS.

800 dozen fancy, various sizes, Just re-
ceived and for sale by VI. REiLLY,
1903 and 1871 lain Street
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
Pure Materials Only,

And OF the verv hest quality. Are used In
the manufactu- ~ J0Oan. List, Il Co.'S tx
cclsior Bakin P~wCe-- the bet In the
market.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
Protect Your lunqs.

With the i'm proved Chest Protectors. Sold
by Logan List q Co., Druggists, Wheeling.
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Hundreds of Ladies

Use Logan, List 4 Co.'S Excelsior Baking
Powder, preierriDg 1t % all others. Sold
by best dealers everywhere.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
Dissolution of Copartnership.

C'sSo'ullo' VI OopoI ti'cI SIlIp.
FDHE COMPREHENSIVE EXISTING BE-
4 tween the undersigned under the firm
name OF List, Davenport 4 Parks is dis
solved by mutual consent. The business
of the late firm will be sell tied by 4. Daven-
port. The books will be found at the office
occupied by the late firm.
ID. {. LIST, Jr.,
b. DAVENPORT,
GEO. II. PAAKS.
WHEELING, Dec. 10, 1877. delO
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
0ne-haIf the Battle

In setting good table is won on your Bis
cult and Rusk. These are always light
and wholesome when made with Logan,
List & Cos Excelsior Baking Powder.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-11
REFINED SUGARS.

500 barrels Crushed, Powdered, Granu.
lated, Coffee and Yellow, In tore and for
"a at Lowest market rates.
NJ. REILLY,
1907 and 1911 Main Street,
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INC nA11y REGISTER MORNING. DECEMBER H.
REV. ADVERTISER Z Nj :
STORE CLERK WANTED.

4 YOUNG MAN WITH EXPERlESGE
a in the Grocery business. II speaking
and writing German, preferred; ny VII % o
at the General Agency, 1888 Market 81
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1877-11-03

ton to the Whorekill. He was also men,
Der of the council and, though he was
called gentleman (the law makers of that
day certainly made great mistake in ap-
plying that title to him, for be was guilty
OF very ungentemanly conduct, he took
advantage of his position as a member of
the council, and represented that he had
lost valuable horse while upon the expe-
dition in the service of the country. The
council allowed him eighteen hundred
pounds of tobacco to indemnify him for
the loss he had sustained. But somehow
1t came to the ears of the council in 1874
that MIR. Ward had not lost horse and
had been lying about the matter, in order
to get tobacco to which he had no right.
This is the first instance on record of an
official of the province attempting to cheat
the public. We are sorry that the truth
obliges us to state that this first act of
fraud was committed by citizen of our
county. The council very promptly fined
the so called gentleman four thousand
pounds of tobacco. which appears to have
taught fraudulently disposed people a
wholesome lesson, for we meet with no
other record of occurrences of this kind
among the ancient archives of the province.
We find that many of the earliest deeds
on record in the Clerks Office in Elkton
were acknowledged before Herman, who
was then either justice of the peace or
member of the council of the province.
In 1916, Herman applied to the authorities
of Maryland to be naturalized He and
his five children, and John Jarbo, Anna
Hack and her sons, George and Peter,
were all naturalized the same year, and
were the first persons of whose naturalza-
tion any account has come down to US.
These Hacks were, no doubt, the Hacks
whose name has been perpetuated by being
applied to Hacks Point, which is on the
south side of Bohemia river, nearly oppo-
site where the manor house stood.
QUILP.
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For The Cecil Wing.
BROADBRIM'S NEW YORK LETTER.

HIGH AND Low LIFE IN NEW YoRK-RICHEs
AND NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. AND PLENTY
THE GREAT RUSSIAN BATH-REvELA-
TIONs OF PAUPER's LIFE--YoUNG DRUNK
ARDs-THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREvEN-
TON OF CRUELTY TO CHILDREN, &C.
Nowhere can the sharp contrasts of life
be seen as you see them in large cities; here
wealth and poverty iostle each other on the
highways, and misery and opulence stands
face to face with full realization of the
terrible gulf that divides them. No won
der that the advocates of the Commune
find ragged hosts of eager listeners, when
purple and fine linen, and Indebtedness
and rags, have such narrow barricade be-
tween them. On Wednesday last the
daughter of a Fifth avenue millionaire was
led to the altar by one of the richest and
most fashionable young men in the me-
tropolis jenkins exhausted himself in
describing the beauty of the tolettes and
the lavish expenditure of the menu. The
church was crammed to sutfiocation; all day
long, and late into the evening carriages
crowded about the splendid mansion of the
happy pair, and the display of costly pres
ents was something marvellous even for
these extravagent days. The interior of
the house from hall to roof was one vast
bower of flowers, almost resembling the
tabled fairy-land. Wedding marches and
marriage bells made harmony with clink of
glasses brimming with the rare wines of
Moselle, Burgundy and Champagne. No
thought of wretchedness and poverty there,
and yet, while the feast went on, whose
waste would have been untold wealth to
thousands, five children were perishing of
starvation in miserable cellar in Baxter
CONTINUED ON FOURTH PAGE.l
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GLEANINGS.

Touch Clouds was the shortest
Indian of the Sioux party.
"A Boston car carries the announceme mt
in placard that "this car can not wait
for ladies to kiss each other good by"
The editor of the Franklin (Ky) Pat
riot says that when he started for the den
lists the other day he took a tooth-hurty
gait.
There are beautiful warm soda springs
in Colorado, and people who go bathing in
them at once exclaim: "Oh, but this is
soda licious.'
The Shah of Persia as one of the at
fractions of his recent birthday festival,
had boat-race. The motto of the rowers
was, "Pull for the SHAH
"A contemporary says defaulting bank
presidents generally 60 to Berne, Switzer-
land. They deserve to go to burn in an
entirely different direction.
"A Troy woman has been coughing up
coral iewelry, diamond rings and so forth,
and when she goes out in the street crowd
follows her to see what the next prize will
be.
The Oil City Derrick says: ave don't
care a cent what becomes of the last man
Or the first one either. 1t is what is to be-
come of the intermediate fellows that in
terests us.
An enterprising Salt Lake Mormon is
said to be fully occupying his time in court
ing Brigham Ioung's widows. He calls
upon each one of her an evening in every
two months.
Ills this Alder Creek ?'' inquired a
tourist of an intelligent foreigner in
Oneida county. "Yah, dis vas all DEF
creek l knows of round here" replied the
person addressed.
-"What l object to- said Texas
horse thief as he was about to be drawn
up, "is your hanging me here in the sun
when there's plenty Of shade close by;
however, go ahead"
"A Nebraska judge decided to give a
horse thief one more chance to reform.
And when the fellow left the neghbor-
hood to begin newer and better life he
took along the judges horse to help him.
One of the new stamps for beer kegs
is vignette of George Washington
This is an insult to the memory of a good
man. Beer never "put head on Wash
ington, and Washington's head should
never be put on beer.
"A barber in a borough town, it seems,
Had voted for Sir John against Sir James;
Sir James, in angry mood, took Suds aside:
"Don't you remember shaving me >" he
cried.
"Five pieces for five minutes work gave,
Aud does not one good turn another crave?'
" Y es," quoth the barber, and his fingers
smack'd,
" | grant the doctrine and admit the fact:
Sir John upon the same score paid the price,
But took two shavings, and of course paid
twice."
"A farmer being poorly provided with
materials of sustenance for his men, fed
them with pork cooked with the rind upon
it. A young man of the company, not
liking that outer portion of the food, was
observed by the host to be carefully re-
moving the outside covering, whereupon
the latter said, - Young man, we eat the
rind and all here To which the youth
replied "All right, old man; I'm cutting it
Off for you.''