National Republican., 1877-10-04

stance, Here Is where lot had q psodlgious ad.
vantage over the husband of to-day, -NorrisoWn
HTuH. -
CLARA MoRRus Is strict church member.
Mrs. Barney Williams Is deyotee.
VIZ know why the Patent Ofice burned up.
II u because the reports were 40 dry.
DIR. PLAyFAfR was swindlcd out of $500 at
Niagara, aud claims II wasn't fair play.
THf Rev. Cook proposes to lecture on "The
uncxplorcd Remanders in Conscience"
A SAN Francisco clergyman says that only
one tenth OF the men OF that city ever go 10 church.
THE heart of DR.. winslow, who was Gre
mated In Utah, Is buried with his parents at Nan.
W. II. PERKINS, of Barnard, VT, has a &c.
ranium which has borne 200 blossoms during the
summer.
THE st. Louis Globe Democrat steals para
graph, and If II Is commented on also steals the
comments.
LEIGH HUNT waited until tho last moment
TO go to work, and then he caught up to a half
dozen ordinary men.
GRANT is the most solid burgess and guild
brother In n, England; He is burgessed and guided
TEARruL TOMMY surARMAS, Beechcr's
lawyer, has rccrosscd the briny deep and Is once
more In beloved Brooklyn.
DIR. DAMnoscM intends giving symphony
concerts In New York every Saturday afternoon
during part Of the winter.
BELKHAP strying to make an honest living
by poddling patent indelible ink for use by post
masters In canceling stamps.
ALEXANDER II. STEPHENS thinks he would
die hgppy II IIerschel V. johnson were on the
bench OF the Supreme Court.
BLUE JEANS WILLIAMS thinks that a man
can drink as much whisky in common clothes as
he can In purple and fine linen.
Mn. RICHARD HAYS, president of the Iron
City National Bank of Pttsburg, died In that city
Yesterday morning, aged sixty.tw
MAJOR gems. DRAaoMIRoFF, Prince Imere-
tinsky and Skobelef have been promoted 10 be
lieutenant generals In the Russian army
You, put your finger in water. You pull It
putting money In a Chicago savings bank.
THE late Michael Lynch, Of Virginia, New,
bcqueathed 200 to his priest and 5000 to various
Catholic benevolent organizations In that city.
Mr.. BoTHKowsKY has been sued for kissing
taste, kiss one CT her cows, but not Bothkowsky.
WHITE TAIL" one Of the Sioux chieftains,
paints his face blood.red. His hands are blood.
rcd, too, but he doesn't paint them the same
PosrMAsrER JAMES, Of New York, was at
the Treasury yesterday arranging for furniture to
go In the recently finished rooms Of tho New York
post office.
A VIRGINIA paper thinks that Thomas JEFF
fersons greatest deed was bringing love apples"
(Which we now call tomatoes) from France TO
America as food for his hogs.
Ex-SEcRETARY BRIsTow Is said to have
slowed away two bottles Of choice wine, one OF
ding and the other at the nuptials Of his son.
JOIN MORTON, of Philadelphia, signed the
Declaration of Independence. His great.grand-
son passes into history as the signer Of eleven
thousand shares Of fraudulent railway stock.
"WEvE had fight" says Howard, though
I've not yet learned our losses.
They're heavy. But we killed one squaw,
| And captured seven horses
Col. T. W. HIGGISsoN thinks that "Hetty's
Strange History Is the most remarkable OF recent
American nctions; and adds: The field Of great
fiction must always be, after oil, In profound emo.
| tions and strange histories "
| WADE HAMPTON, ir., son Of the Governor
and aid on the staff of Gen J. +. Johnston has
| received without asking, nomination to the Mis-.
| SisSippi Legislature from the Democrats of Wash.
| ingtOn county, wherein he Is planter
| S. d. BUTCHER, appraiser at the port of New
/ York, was in the city yesterday. IN connection
| with matters pertaining to his Office. II Is under
| stood that the contemplated changes In his office
| Will not be made for several weeks TO come.
| JUBAL EARLY said he shouldn't call on the
President unless the President firs called on him.
Juhal still more particular IN his relations with
| Phil. sheridan. 1t will be remembered that when
Phil. called on him he even got up and went away.
-Rochcstcr Democrat.
| IT Is understood that Gen. Smith, the pres.
| ent popular and efficient chlcfof tho appoint
mcnt division Of the Treasury Is to be rendered an
| important foreign appointment at an carly day.
| In his management Of the appointment division
highest order.
| Mr.. GLADsTONE's memory will compare
| with Macaulay's. Addressing the students Of the
| lInwarden Grammar School the other day. he said:
| when was myself very small child went with
my mother to visit person very famous in her day
| and of known excellence Mrs. Hannah Moore.
| believe was four years old ut tho time and re-
member that she presented inc with one Of her 1T
tie books-not unntcrrsting To childrcn-nnd that
she told nc she gave II to me because had Just
come into the world and she was going out"