Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1877-01-10
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: y.kisses.sn sSssSSs So.
Modest men conceal their Joys as
well as their sorrows, for they consid-
or the one as undeserved as the other.
That's the only wedding trip |
shall probably ever take, SAID an old
bachelor us hestumbled over brides
train.
Miss Laura Smith, of England, has
willed her body TO the Surgeons but
they are not TO have IL until after she
is through with it.
Mrs, Partington concurs in Bishop
Whipplc's pacific policy towards the
Indians. She says she'd drive 'em into
il and drown EN- all.
"A Chicago belle who wore No. 8
CATERS was converted by reading the
tract entitled, "How beautiful are the
feet of the righteous"
True contentment depends not
upon what we have; u tub was large
enough Tor Diogenes, but world was
TOO small for Alexander.
AT Taos, New Mexico, the graves
Of Kit Carson aud his wife are enclosed
10y white paling fence, and there is
no stone to mark the site.
1t is against the rules Of good
breeding for man to KISS bis wife in
San Francisco strcct-car, though he
may kiss her on the street.
"A Portland woman run her bus-
band in debt 81 500 before a single bill
was presented for paJ ment, and now
she is called great financier.
-" You ought TO husband your coal
more, said the charity woman. IL
always does, nam | makes him siit
the ashes and pick the cinders."
Ole Bull is the fines. violinist but
his brother Sitting bull, can just knock
the socks off any Of he family in the
dextorous handling Of blonde scalp.
There are bad examples which are
worse than crimes and more States
have persisted from the violation Of
morality than from the violation OF law.
1t is not considered a subject Of
laughter in New Haven TO see young
woman prowling around with COW.
hide, looking for theological student.
AN unusually intelligent Justice
of the Peace in Baltimore swore
Chinaman on tea-chest the other day,
In default of the writings Of Confucius.
"A new vault, to be lighted by plate.
glass windows 10 expose the interior
to view, is to he built for VIM. b. Astor
on sde-hill in Trinity Cemetery, New
York, at cost Of about s25, 900.
The taste for emotion may become
a very dangerous taste. We should be
very cautious how we attempt TO
squeeze out OF human life more ecstacy
and paroxysm than il can well afford.
"A wag tried 10 annoy popular
preacher By asking him ii the fatted
call'in theparable was male or female.
Female, to be surc,p was the reply
''for see the male in tic flesh before
me- H u.
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L.,, nI' ~ ""o '','n 'u''Ns no man ABOVE nun
ors ~ ossnn,;,,, w 49, - -. " ooe'fu
will frequently emulate men in stations
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"A woman in Pittsburgh has shot
at her husband three different times by
mistake, and be not only comes home
MS late at night as ever, but has bought
uea = ge''er p'sloi. mere must DO
'N'''s ''i'''ss ss''' III sucn man.
Ono OF the first things that a Chi.
cago girl has to learn when she goes
away from home, is that il isn't CONNIE
il fdm for young lady to lean over the
garden gate until her hustle is on
horizontal line with her chignon.
Death is The wish Of somo tho 70.
Hof ~ ranv and u.s., I - 80 o as III 0 =,
sets the slave at liberty, carries the
banished man home, and places all
men on the same level, insomuch that
life itsclfwould be a punishment with
out 1t.
The nerson who 10 sorevsr ,ecl;rr
his pulse and tes,inr his heart and es