Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-08-16
Female Notes.
An expensive wife makes A nensi,p hne

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An expensive wife makes pensi.e hus
bend.
! Statistics show that hen Of genius resis
lhe wear and tear of brain tissue bette,
than women Of gerius'do,
A married man of Utica who went f,v
'nyltatlon TO meet young lady, was cor
daily received by young man in petit
coats, and about fifty spectators.
Nelson has sailed for Europe, where
she Will purchase new assortment of
hair to be distributed among the lunatics
in this country who write to her for sou
venir hair-locks next winter.
"Wom'n," remarked the contempla
tive man, "are as deep as the blue waters
OF yon bay" ''Aye, SIR" rejoined the
disappointed man, "and as full of craft. -
There are plenty of items commencing,
why is it?" and here is one: Why is
it that when q woman falls down stairs
she screams at every bump, while a man
holds bis breath till he reaches the las!
starr
AS woman at Lexington, Georgia, was
ABOUT to prepare dinner, she discovered a
snake curled up IN the oven of the stove,
Fearful that it might escape, che closed
the door, built a fire, AID baked the rep
title.
Frank Carpenters painting of the first
reading of the Emancipation Proclamation
before the Cabinet is at las. purchased,
and by New York omar, who paid
$40, 200 for it, and is going to present it
to the United States, to hang in the Ma
tional Capitol.
IL shall not discuss woman in the col
umns of my paper" said George d. Prem.
tice, "whlle considering the main points
involved in the ca!npaign, because every
one who is Informed on the subject Of hel
creation knows that woman was a side
issue.''
Many sweet girl, with tender, loyin e
eyes, has wept away the moments of loves
young dream, while the young man, who
was TO tell her all about it. is pleading
with the livery stable man, trying to hire
four dollars worth of horse and buggy
for dollar and half,
| There is . mort interesting widow in
that appropriately named town, Hazard.
vile, Conn. This lady has lost fiye hus
bands by powder mill explosions. Is she
alarmed? Is she discouraged? Not at all
She is about to be Joined to the sixth, and
he IS a powder miller also!
A lady friend of ours says that the
beautiful vistss of her soul-life become
blurre whep she sends her husband tt
the corner grocery with four bits for q
loaf of bread, and he comes back chewing
cloves, and tells how generously he gave
away the change to blind man, with only
one hind leg. 9..-.
Young ladies who powder their faces
should carry a clothes brush for the con
venience of admirlng escorts. Otherwise
tho bashtul lov,r may be compelled te
invent story about helping an old wo
man carry home a sack of family flour
and even then cannot escape the suspicion
of having embraced the Hover Of the
family.
DR.. Mary Walker was observed to gazt
intently from her innocent pillow at new
pair of pantaloons, which the maid hat
lust spread out on the table. There wa
defiance and firm resolve on her brow
the lip may have trembled, but the voic'
Twas firm when she exclaimed: lin spit
of the President can-I will-fll then
both at once" And she did.
Jennie June is back from Eurore, and
is saving money to 60 there again. Thu
che rattles on: IL want to 60 back to
country where life, character, conduc
stand for something; where men have t
give guarantees of qualification for citi
Izenship, and women are not only admired
but respected. want to live where tn
universe for women does not turn on tn
cut of polonaise or the shade Of rib
bon." ..=