Middletown transcript., 1877-04-28


, Hams, Shoulders, Sides, Beef Csmoked), 6
S. N. REYNOLDS.
Ladies' Cashmere Slippers, 50 cts per pail
at ELIASUN BROS.
Slate Mantels, in Egyptian, Tennessee
Verd Antique, Corsican Green and man
ELTASON L BENSON's.
''Papa," said Mr. Browns youngest sol
the other day, "can | 60 10 0'Briens cir
Gus ~ mo, my boy" affectienately repie
Mr. Brown, "but if you are a good boy,
will take you to see your grandmother
grave this afternoon"
UO2C our stock of Ladies Silk Ties AM
Handkerchiefs, at ELIAS0N BROS.
Harness and Machine Oils at
LINDLEY & KEALP'S.
Tnever can enjoy poetry when I'm cookin,
said an old lady. "But when | step out L
feed the hogs, and hist myself on the fenc,
and throw my soul into few lines of 'Cap'r
Jinks, it does seem as if this airth was mad
TO live on, after all ~
All kinds of Plow Castings at
LINDLEY & KEMPS'.
Atmore's Mince Meat, II cts per pound, a
ELIASUN BROS.
Star Skirt Braids cents Cash. at
S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
Slate Nantes from the celebrated Keystone
Works, from SIG to 500, at
ELIASON & BENSON'S
lst Yokel "a be good Christian, Samuel.
End Ditto "Be'st thou7 How dost know ~
LIST Ditto: "Whoy, parson says all good chris
tians be glad when Christmas time comes, an
l be's glad enough, cos then l as a spree, and
lots o. drink. ("
Extra long leg, whole leather, double sole
Mems Boots-warranted not TO leak, rip or
break until worn out with old age Price,
only 81 cash, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS
The Improved Philadelphia Water Closets
and Bath Tubs, Copper, Zinc Lead or Tin
lined, at ELIASON & BENS0N'S.
Briggs l. Bros. Garden Seeds-the best
for sale by ELIASON BROS.
"Why, Eliza Mary, 1 ain I seen ye for l dom
know how longl" mo, Mrs. Jenkins, you
amt. I've been that i'll don't seem able 10
get well at ALL" But haven't ye taken any?''
''No, indeed, Mrs. Jenkins, but Tve taken a
power Of physic."
Gents Fine Balbriggsn Half Hose, Silk
Handkerchiefs, Scarfs, Ties and Bows in great
variety, at ELlAS0N BROS.
Roofing and Spouting, done by practical
workmen, and satisfaction guaranteed in ali
cases, at ELlAS0N & BENS0N'S.
Stove repairs of all kinds at
LINDLEY & KEMP'S.
''0h, mammal exclaime little four-yesy
old, "we had such splendid time down on
The beach we built sand-houses, and the man
that keeps the boats let out the tide while we
were there, and we saw it go creeping cree
ping off,"
Good, heavy long leg Boots for mems wear
So %, so, 2 10 and 90, for sale by
S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
Babbit Soda, cents per paper, and Coffee
Essence cents per box, at
ELIAsoN BROS.
Get your Tin-Ware repaired at the Middle
town Stove House.
LINDLEY L KEMP.
Travelling agent Ito melancholy-looking old
gentleman) Don you wantto get domes-
tic magazine ?'' Old gentleman "No, no
My wife is all the domestic magazine I reed.
She blows the whole house up every dayl"
New Orleans and Porto Rico Molasses
Choice Sugar Loaf Drips and Sugar House
Syrups, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
"Gone to the bottom, Ladies' Fine Moroc-
co Sewed Shoes, 81 per pair, at
ELIASON BROS.
Two friends were passing a church one E.
vening, when a strong smell of burning leath-
er pervaded the air. 81 wonder if that is the
odor Of sauctity," said one. u think it
must be, 5" was the quick reply, "for it smells
of soles"
choice Rio Coffee, green, 25 cents, roast
ed 25 cents, CASH, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
Clark's O. N. T. Spool Cotton, 68 cents per
dozen, at ELIASoN BROS.
Harness Leather, Rings, Buckles and Sheep
Skins, at LINDLEY & KEMP'S.
''What brought you to prison, my colored
friend 2" said a Yankee to a nigger. 1.-TWO
constables, sab" tYes, but mean had in
temperance anything to do with it?' "Yes,
sab dey was bofe of 'em drunkn
DON'T FAIL to see the ECONOMY
COFFEE Por" at Eliason & Bensou's, the
most economical coffee pot ever manu-
factured.
Mems fine calf Dress Boots double and sim
gle sole, at 81 90, 80 and 90. Also, calf
Congress Caters at 81 25, so, 75, 2 so
3 90 and 4 90, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
"They must have very feeble constitution
in Congress, +" said Mrs. Partington, ''if they
haven't power enough among 'em to count a
few votes. Why, Isaac would do il in FIVE
minutes by simple admouition."
The largest stock of Hamburg EdginRs in
Middletown can be found at w. H. MOORE
& cos.
The Best Paper Collar, 20 cts per box, at
ELIASON BROS.
A FRESH INVOICE, Bethlehem Buck
wheat Flour and Oat Meal and Grits, the best
in the market. For sale by
S. If. REYNOLDS.
Gigantic Militiaman Ito small milkman).-
Now, Mr.. Chalks, you sWore you'd smash me
for stealing the affections of your Mary Jane.
Here we are in lonely place, man to man,
and equally armed-so come onl
A splendid assortmen of Gents Fine Calf
Boots and Alexis Buck le Shoes, at
ELTASON BROS.
Just received a splendid line of Hamburg
Edging, from to so cents per yard, at
ELIAS0N BROS.
TIE LITTLE Boy That EVERYBODY WANTED
TO KIss.-0n being asked what be thought fire.
flies were made for, a little boy answered,
81 think God made them for candles to light
the lirtle frogs to bed"
Clark's best Spool Cotton. 6 cents per Spool
or 6s cents per dozen Cash, at
s.. NJ. REYNOLDS.
A full line of Alpaca and Poplin Lustres,
at ELIAS0N BROS
Slocomb Mince Meat CranbOrries, Raisins,
Citron, Prunes, etc, at
S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
"Thafs our family tree, " said an Arkansas
youth, as be pointed TO a vigorous hemlock,
and added, "A good many of our folks have
been hung on that tree for borrerin horses
after dark"
Choice Brands Chewing and Smoking To-
bacco, Fine Cigars and Cigarettes, for sale at
ELIASON BROS.
Boys and Youths Congress Caters, Balls,
and Iong Boots to fit all the little folks, at
81 25, so & IS, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
New No. and Mackerel in barrels, half
barrels and kits, New Split Labrador Herring
in barrels and half barrels, just received at
ELTAS0N BROS.
The reasonswhy bankers are so apt to pros
io banauca fbavr a1 O., l., -