The New York herald., 1877-03-15
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Georgia has picnics.
Tilton is IN Tennessee.

Georgia has picnics.
Tilton is in Tennessee.
Hendricks is in Nabraska
schouvaIoff calls spade spade.
Blanc is magnetic, but he Is polite.
Hartranft has been visiting StokIey.
General Sheridan has returned 10 Chicago.
Joe Bradley has gray eyes, like mouseirap
HAYES is as sturdy as a smokeless smokostack.
Rc,knap has trimmed his beautiful blonde beard.
Mira HIVES saws ssMy dear" to him even in public.
Barnev Cauned, OF Illinois, has curly black hair.
That's all.
poppleton has little noso A genius has a
little nose.
General Banks, after ALL is too short in the chin tor
n bobbin boy.
Tho springfield Republican thinks that Hayes is
merely a lucky man.
Tho prctticst building in Washington is that of the
Japanese government.
private Dazo is going into the waste paper busi-
ness He elected Hayes.
The Scotch have joker-no Martin /. Townsend
in the British Parliament
Tho MARQUIS of Londonderry is the heir OF Castle
rcigh, but he is not his son.
Brewstcr OF Philadelphia Is trying to make simon
Cameron feel liko grandson
NJ Henri Cernuschi, OF Paris arrived at the Bre-
wort yesterday from Washington
The average Congressman looks like a country
schoonastcr in his worst clothes
Mr. Charles Collins formerly OF tho Sioux City Times
will start u paper in the Black Hills
whst Blaine really needs is blue glass telephone
Keeicy motor, with gimp trimmings
Miss schurz Is very popular in Washington, ard Is
nm accomplished linguist and musician.
A Jerscyman has wife whose name Is Betscy and
he always addresses her as ''You Bet"
The Russian, says a European observer, believes IN
Panorthodoxy but not in Pansavsm.
Mopcure d. Conway believes that The Jews are max
ING n movement toward gathering at Palestine.
An Iowa man with an axe chased preacher into
his study and laid HIM the axc-mins,er.
II IS said that Rogers, who President Hayes pri-
va,c secretary, has frequent attacks Of dyspepsia.
In Kentucky they say, II taken walx" or al taken
odr,nk.v wattcrson isn't 'takcn" much he used
to was.
Even the British Embassy has followed Washington
snccu,non and wandered with It's elegant building
OF town.
When schurz walks down tho avenue with thIn
cyor nc looks as II he cathedral and Joe Pulitzer
were . log cabin
Miss Julia Rive, who has made her home in Chi
capo. will come to New York to play with the Phil.
harmonic Society
New Albany, Ind, sells moro mules than any other
city the country; and yet there Is no paragraphers'
association there.
the difficulty about Americans is that they likely
TO look upon politics II they reading stories IN
the Arabian Nights.
II some girl screams soprano 10 country town do
not 10 to the trouble OF sending her to MIan Put her
at baking shortcakc.
Mr. Chicago Times, Parke Goodwin never permitted
tho use of the word "pants" in the Evening Post; he
preferred ''pantaoons."
1t is said by the Washington Star that Mr. Evarts ac
ccpcd the portfolio OF State only condition that he
shou be able TO pursue his law practice
"An clopng wife needs a careful watch, because
she Is a detached lever. ."-HERALD 'Yes, and it's
bctter for her to be hand than full jeweed"-
| Graphic. Yes, OF course, in hunting casos