The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1877-07-19
For Ones Health,

ooh, the doctor has ordered it. He
says it is absolutely necessary for my
health"
AS We meet our friends, these pleasant
summer days, and they tell us where they
are going this summer, they almost inva-
riably finish off with the remark which
opens this article.
Doctors, in these days, are shrewd fell
lows. They have an eye to the main
chance; and, as every fashionable woman
is out of health, it "stahds their physi-
clans in hand to make them believe that
their condition is dangerous unless care
fully attended to.
OF course every fashionable woman
likes to think that her health demands
she should 60 to the salt water, or to the
mountains. 1t is very pleasant for her to
think that she is going, and to tell her
dear five hundred friends that she is 60
ing, and going for her health. There is
sort OF eclat in going somewhere for
your health.
And it is surprising how z,aterj amilias,
no matter how penurious he may be, nor
how obstinately he says 'Fudge and
"Bosh !" when all other little excursions
are suggested-it is surprising, VIC say,
how quickly he willis and opens his pock-
et-book when the doctors opinion is
quoted to him, and the plea of 'For nv
health'' is presented.
1t is singular how most people delight
to get away from home. Home, which
should be the center of all Our Joys, and
the grand nucleus around which should
cluster our dearest hopes and our fondest
affections. Home, which should be to
woman of q thousand-fold more impor-
lance than all the Saratogas, and Long
Branches and White Mountains.
Year by year our fashionable women,
when july sets in, leave their cool, COM
Portable houses, where blinds and screens
shut out the heat, and dust, and smoke
leave their spacious, well~furnished cham
bers, and their elegantly-appointed tables
to travel. And they submit to be stewed
and grilled in nine by ten bedrooms; they
are stitled in the packing-box statc-rooms
of tirst-class steamers; they are bullied
by the landlords, cheated by the hack
men, half poisoned by the bud cooking,
and made to suffer from flies, heat, mos
quitoes and other insects too numerous to
mention, to the tune of four dollars a CAV,
and washing extra.
And this is called travelling for pleasure
and health!
Now, we do not want to be understood
as saying anything against travel, when
properly conducted, for We do believe
that no system Of education so polishes a
man as a judicious course of travel, and
we have no doubt but that if Diogenes
had come forth from his tub and travelled
during the fashionable season, he would
have been much more entertaining COM
pany (for the tub on his return.
But we cannot see how ANYBODY can
call summer travel, as it is usually con-
Quoted, a pleasure. We have tried it
quite extensively, and have failed to dis
cover where the pleasure comes in.
And our advice would be-nevcr travel
In July and August unless you are sal
amander.
II woman can go on season after sea-
son travelling for her health, and not COL
lapse under the martyrdom, she must be
blessed with sound constitution, and it
is safe for her to calculate on living twenty
years on "borrowed time."-Kate Tho7n.
IN Nelo York Weekly.