The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-01-29
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Hot water cures felons
Cold Is killing Southern birds
List is not liked at classical Leipsc.
Bret Harte is genial and improvident.
Grace Greenwood wears long earrings
Now they say of man who Is fraud, go, he's
gimp"
Complaint is made OF the late hours Of Washington
society.
A bookstore keeper out West advertiscs the last
edition oil ''Hc N Babies!"
The biuo glass treatment has superseded tho blue
grass treatment IN the asylums.
Newark milkman tie other night went TO q ball In
pumps. The cream OF the joke was to sec him skim.
lady recently remarked that when Moody docs
not preach about Moody no prcacncs about Mrs.
Moody.
Senator John p. Jones, Of Nevada, and General
Benjamin +. Butler lett tho city last evening for
Washington.
Says Ruskin, retrospective is beautiful thing"
ana comment is unnecessary on q New York stage
route in sushy times.
Albany Jownat:-"we happen to know, in an au-
thcntc way that Mr.. Tilden has from the first been
opposed to the compromise plan"
Mr. A. n. Young, United States Consul at Santiago
dc Cuba, who staying for short time at the
Astor House, has left this city for Cincinnati
hot stove litter smile and dance around
and talk to itself erday morning. and II seemed
cbucko and feel good. II had just tried to pick up
man.
Now that Congressman Hunton has well nigh cx-
haustcd his repertoire and his nerves prophetic OF
early prostra,on 1t Is suggested that he become a
celery srabbcr
No man feels quite so heavy as the new country
Congressman on day OF his arrival in Washington
ON the div when he leaves he icels If he weighed
900, 900 pounds less
man in Lodi Ohio, furnishes his mother with milk
from his farm She takes few spoonfuls a day.
when the number makes quart he presents his bill
Milk Mt Lodi is three cents quart
Rcprcscntative Alexander H. Stephens, OF Georgia,
has bccu confined to bed by prost for
several days. HIS physicians say there is no i'm.
mediate danger OF his death, tho patient Of
different opinion.
Nine. EssipoT every day before breakfast practises
for two hours and studies to the Disgrace
OF those humbug teachers who give to their pupils the
| hardest works OF Chopin, Schubert, Beethoven and
Weber without any exercises at all.
| minister was telling young girl who was about to
become bride, that she must remember that the man
| and wife arc ono. "Lordp' said she, 'if you were
under my father and mothers window when they arc
auarrelling you'd think there were ut least dozen.
| London Spectator; Once the passions have been
aroused II Is ridiculous to talk Of abstract virtue,
ana there Is nothing II but to fall back prudence
Such arc tho morals taught without intending II. by
parents who fancy that ignorance and innocence Sc
baud IN hand
Tho san Jose tCal) Argus aggravatingly remarks =
GLOW would the snow-bound inhabitants OF tho States
like dish of green peas or basket of luscious
berries picked fresh from the vines OF Santa Clara
county," Yes; and how would tho San Jose man
like dozen Blue Point oysters the hafshcll, and
sparkling rosy Baltimore apple, and hot minct
PIC, and a hot Scotch, and merry exclamation o.
silver BELLS and IJnknoscd girl just cold enough Il
want an arm around her waisIs