The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-01-30


present When his inspo3iion was ended he went out
but only to return few nutes later and begin again
out when SAID TO HIM
waiter, you have como In several times without
being chilled; aon't do 1t again"
'Sorry, SIR" he answered me; "but IL is by Mr..
Demonico's order that we enter the parors and pr-
vate rooms every i've minutes"
"Mr Delmonico then belongs to tho police and
sends you 10 listen 10 what his guests says''
~ know nothing about that, sir. what do know
= that M Ds!mon'co would put me out Of doors II
"Does Mr.. DeImonico imagine that we are about to
carry on ms table service or that we are capable Of
decent costume Is de r'gueurS Well, warn you Of
one thing my poor fellow II is now hali.pas, one
sixty-six visits 10 make U.s."
have no need TO add that after giving vent TO
Indignation 80 did not wait 10 execute our project
o'ciock-shat VIC would not DO caught in similar Tx
again.
AMERICAN WOMEN
II must be confessed that there are no women moro
charming than tho Americans First, they are
pretty in u proportion wholly unknown IN Paris Ont
OF hundred women who pass by ninety attractive
Besides they know how to dress themselves. Thor
toilette is perfect In taste, full OF tact and truly Gle
CANT One would think they had come IRON Worth.
will only crlticise one thing in their costumes Il 10 tho
pocket placed ut tho height OF the This pocket
has exclusive use II carries the pocket handkcr-
chief. A. n distance when OF tho white
brio Il seen n this opening one asks himself II tho
beautiful lady the OF accident and II il
IL not very particular vehement that Is through
the rent
These young girls may be seen setting out ut mid
dry nnt entering alone elegant restaurants whore they
take their lunch with little inquiotude old
bachelor in Europe Others wait at the corner If
Fh avenue, or some other place where they nave ap
pointed TO meet their carriages. TO take drive IN
Central Park
follow women. no Que in New York or any other town
OF tho United states would permit himself to take
saaress word to no even 10 his umbrella
To offer her this object an introduction necessary.
But don't imagine that me ormal'.iss OF IN miro;
be found an advertisement IN the HERALD suficcs.
ARIsrocRACy
with an American vol known VI New York. A. every
step he met some OF his friends remarked that he
salutcd certain persons very profoundly, while to
others he scarcciy raised his nat asked him the
PLANTATION OF this
He answered mo IN the most serious manner
''fhat gentleman Just salutcd respectfully Ii
very important man In Now York society; he Is worth
ooo rh' g. one n who nc. 70 NOV passing Is worth
the other. l salute him with less ceremony. These
are the distinctions observed In America, whore there
dollar"
AxxnicAx LIBERTY.
America Ii certainly the country OF liberty You
cannot dig hole without dsarranging all the govern
mental hierarchy, but IN revenge you 20 about
Is QUO restriction, very sad to relate, amid oil this
abundance Of hoertics-it rs, that you cannot drink
Quo sunday alter having conducted my orchestra in
senegalian temperature. l hurried 10 the bar and
asked for glass Of beer
Tho master Of establishment looked at me with
sod countenancc, and said:-
''lmpOssiblc, SIR; have no walters. "
waiterss'
"All my walters arc in prison for wishing to serve
the public In spite oil y formal order"
els It forbidden TO drink on Sundxysf"
sExprcssly forbidden"
al must SEQ about that"
$50 run oil to the Hotel Brunswick and order:-
~ sherry cobber."
81 rcgre sir 70 be obliged to refuse you; but tho
bar IL closed All my wa:iers"-
s.But am dying OF thirsI"
"rhe only thing wesaro permitted to serve is soda
had been arrested Tor daring 10 servo refresh
ments to their clients
SINGULAR LIBERTY
In America man has cvon the right 10 hang
himself
drunken hangs himself Ho Is awkward. Ho
hangs himself handy that ut the end OF few hours
he 10 lilo again. As be has come to his
he Is dragged before judge, VINO condemns
him TO six months' imprisonme Ordinarily II IL
three months Tho dose had beon doubled in this
because IL second 0nence the third time he
would DO condemned DEATH To take one's lie It is
first necessary to get from the Gov.
ernor
Tho negroes have been emancipatcd. What beau.
tiful and pompous reorml The good blacks FREQ.
You shall see how.
them They arc not admitted into the theatre under
any pretext. and they only admitted reslau-
ierni.y. Perhaps yoa imagine the negroes are The
only only onos who have not al desirable liberties.
This Is
The proprietor OF tho Cataract Hotel At Niagara has
inserted IN the principal journals couched
iolows:- "Being IN thoroughly free country, and
having the rgh. TO do Ia my house what like. do
chat from this day forward oil Jews excluded
from my house,"
SUNDAY LAWS
When arrived at Philadelphia took advantage of
the FIRST free sunday mad to visit the Exhibition.
found tho palace closed.
The exhibitors forbidden to show their wares
on Sunday. In the evening the desire took to 90
10 the theatre An yes, 4 too was closed. Theatre,
conccrts-all closed AZ IN New York
The only day Of the week which belongs to the
workIngman Is Sunday. He could profit by tho few
prove himself in his trade BY looking beautiful
products OF two words-the Exhibition Is closed.
LIBERTY TO LABOR.
There Is 10 this country enormous liberty TO work.
invent aud exploit.
When an idea comes into the head Of an American 1.
10 quickly put into practice Will cite, for example.
thc rapid development OF cars which dethroned tho
omnibuS tune. Now tho cars al the fashion.
There are tramwayy In ai directions Tho breadth OF
tho streets not permitting the laying OF any more
rails, an inventor imagined tho idea OF construct
Ing AN aerial raii*ay. Happy thought which he
Here IL what 10 told in this conncction:--
lady who had just bought charming little house
In Broadway went oil 10 tue country, and returned
the end OF six months to install herself
new residence She arrived during the night and
slept profoundly. In the morning rolling Of thunder
aud horrible whistngs awoke her. She ran TO the win
dow.
And what does che seer A train passing before her
Short chapters are devoted by the author TO tho
American weakness Tor advertising aud forming COR
porntions. He does not have much say aoout Je-
romo Park because no admits that his skill In horse
flesh Is by NO means very great Ho however, tukes
to again praise the beauty and tustc u the
American ladies, who seem to have made a doep i'm
precision MS mind, and not that this book
voyage Is dedicated TO Mmc Onenbach there might DO
room 10 suspect that there something be-
hind all This admiration.
AMERICAN PKRSs.
Tho newspapers IN America enjoy n much greater
importance than In Europe We must not conclude,
however that II Is any ircer In the New World than
the Old. With US II Is tho government winch
supervision and controls The newspapers; over there
II the religious political that
their tyranny on The editors The latter, u must DO
sad easily accept this scrvtudc aid oven know how
TO profit by II.
Tho offices OF tho newspapers easily discovered
If you seek journal during the day RAISE your eyes
and look Tor the alcst house and boldly II at
night, open your oycs The best lighted oancs, tho