The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-11-22

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forever BE sever pays
A Yastcc editor wishes 10 Know
shelter ihe law recently enacted
sgaipa tho carrying ofdcsdIy weapons
sppllcs e aociou who carry pills 20
their roekcis
a young Connecticut lady was
lately taken aback whtn Der swain got
gpoa bis lbecs before her aad read a
declaration of'ovo which be bad nicely
written IN
An Ioua boy wanted to hear hos
hird shot sounded a. I, few oct Of he
mazzle q gun The gun swersed.
planted The shot Ia his ear about two
haodicd 70 lbe bin.
We overheard a gentleman say this
morning that be hoped that model hos
band about whom biz wife talks 20
much bad bceu burned up with the
other models Ia the patent Office
when gil begins 70 take an iu-
terest il the arrangement d young
mans nccktic il Is On inialliable sign
Of something more serious than sistcrly
regard
1T il announced as a cheering sign
81 the progress o. civilization among
the Indians that the Cherokee natives
have a debt aud are unable TO pay the
interest upon IT,
No, George, she said in response
20 his question. il Is not true that a
string d new belt buckles in a shop
window would make any woman lose a
train bat, she added musingly. some
times she will have to run little
Thousands Of Democrats don't
like General Key. They
would like him, much better, and cul.
tiyatc bis acquaintance. il there was a
whis' 10 front Of bis name
Professor describing an ancient
Greek theatcrl; And IL bad no roof,
Junior lsurc be has caught professor in
mistake. What did they Go, sir,
when il rained Professor taking of
his glasses and pausing for moment. J
They got wet, sir.
Can be true IAN old gentleman
who has dabbled all bis life in stats.
ties, says be never heard Of more than
one woman who insured her life BE
accounts for this by the singular fact
Of one Of the questions on the insurance
paper being, What is your age Z
She used to keep bits Of broken china
aud crockery piled up in convenient
corner Of the closet, and when asked
Der reason for preserving such domes.
tic lumber, she would shoot lucid
glance al he husband aud merely re.
marked, He knows what them's for.
The Indiana papers are making a
great fuss about man in Valparaiso
who recently picked up horse aud
carried II across the street The Bur
lington Hawkeye rather SCOTS at the
IDEA II Is easy enough, it says, 70
pick up horse II you know how The
best way il to let the lines get under
bis tail, aud then liz. Aud il will sur.
prise you 10 see how easily you eau
raise the horse clear over the dash
board and INTO your lap.
The Germans are using corks as q
rtailing fer led coyerlets, instead Of
down. And now. when the Toutonic
husband rolls into bed after returning
from lodge meeting. aud his wife sits
up on her elbow and shifts suspiciously
thc balmy air II night. the old gentle
man merely puts his head into the pill
low and remarks Dem champagne
cofg coiicrlets vas sbmel awfoo
rhrong lopights. ain'd itl
After the circus parade two sma!
boys met on the street. One Of them
bis face glowing with excitement said
Oh. lohhny aid yer see the TELLER viii
The snages around bis neck No wor.
from Johnny save aud except CLOUD
upon bis brow Well yer see the pc
bics with tho red blankets on didn1
ser, Nav, an ! didn't. said Johnny
At last barsliug toto tears | had I,
stay al home and tend our baby but
can lick the stuiin' ont Of you
No one can better appreciate ID,
fact that tho world Is iull u hollow
moekcrics than The man who prepare,
a lecture. with the title How to GcI
hich. aud then cannot make enough b
il 10 pay bis hotel bills.
n Kentucky man who went 10 ID,
Black Hills wrote back to local pApcl