The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-06-05

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what William vas to do with q wife, was
none Of the old mans b,,sine-s she and
William would arrange that between them.
Evidently the old gentleman had cause
70 share the same conclusion, aud backing
from the loom ~ gracefully rs he could he
took his departure.
What occurred afterward the reporter
not prrpare,i tn say.
BAZoo oRIST.
A Sunday Lunch Of Good Things
SandWiched Together.
Here il a simple verse, written by Sir
Matthew Hale. Chief Justice ii England
two hundred years sgo:
"a Sabbath we'll spent,
Brings week Of content,
And health Of joys Of tomorrow;
But Sabbath profanet,
Whaie'er may be gained,
L. sure forerunner OF sorrow."
! advise you all to commit these lines to
memory. They may help you some day
u resist temptation to break Gods holy
Law.
An offset to the Murphy temperance
movement is the Big Horn expedition.
Dr.. Mary Walker denies that she is go
ing ON the stage to play Camille.
A good suggestion in like . crying baby
at aconcert; it ought To be carried out.
The Sultan proposes to let loose the
Moslem dogs OF war, but 'twee be,,er to
muzzlem.
The pay Of Russian soldiers in only two
cents . day, bot some folks get their backs
up for glory more than ior cash.
Little Greece says she must have hand
in the fight too, and then signs for twenty
four hours Of Epaminondas.
Mr.. Alser says - woman opens . hook,
sees dried leaf, and sheds tears" She
then opens door, sees some dried beef and
tean shreds.
Those Black Hillers are growing pam
pered in their tastes. A Minneapolis man
has JUST filed an order from there for 5OO
pounds Of pie plant.
Why does the good wife Of the reformed
drunkard rejoice? Because the husband
doesn't liquor any more. (Ssnd stamp FOL
further informaiion.)
Put point mp for David Pointup. wbs
has been appointed to Naval CAdetshiI
at Annapolis. He ought to have gone se
West Point-uP the river.
Tom Ito Tim. who has inst eaten A.
oysser), swell, Tim, how was it," tin
lin ecstasy): The oyster was fine
but the vinegar and kechwpwas hev-
ingly."
An attempt To introduce hippiphagy in
the East has failed. The Arabs say they
cant endure horse for dinner, though
they don't mind little camel for iheil
desest.
vennOr, the weather-Prophet Of Mon
treal, predicts OF summer. Thsys the
per,oa Who II needed here. Memorable
man! Come down to ~ with your Prog
nOsticatiOns.
The divorce records are becoming nm
usually crowded. It's the result Of III.
hard times, dep<nd upon it. When thew
Nd money in the house, then, then Satan i
very aps 10 step in.
Socrates, the Greek PHILOSOPHERS, never
n-ade pun in his life. He tried to once
but Nrs. Socrates came down on him lik'
the American Eagle on an angle-worm
and be repeated Immediately.
Acorrespoedeas in Russia says "shere i
fine 6eld for the American threshinl
machine" there Just now. Can't be done
You'll have tn do your own Sighting. Tn
Monroe doetine - sill in favor here.
The cucumber season has set in, and :
man il walked up AZ 2 o'clock in the morn
ing, after dreaming that IN elephant Il
sitting on his equator, TO experiesce VIC
lent regret that be has not attended church
more regularly in his youth.
When . boy eess drawn in between the
prea rollers and batiess faces Of the types
The ensesprising editor stops the press only
long enough to insert . line, saying thai
the aefsced portion Of the page is . ~sE
Of The forsi6cations around some Turkish
town.
A boy Eve years Of age having stolen 4
can Of milk his mother tIok Hmm 10 tasl
With moral suasion, and wound up he'
discourse BY exclsiming: "what in the
world ~ese You going to do with the milk p
l Va going 10 steal . dog to drink it,
vas the cEsshiug reply.
The widow SITS BY the vacant char,
A combing her strands Of yellow hair,
While her soul BY thoosht is vexed,
Not Of the man Who Sat there last,
Not Of the joys Of the buried past,
But II Who would sit there next.
A Number Of Possmasless in the South
vess have vristea 10 the Postmaster Gen
er.l saying that The silver change has b.
come . great source Of annoyance 70 them.
Seems 10 y, We would put up With about
tweaty-pound package Of that same
kind Of anaoyasce without much incoa-
venieace.
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