The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1877-11-17

Capt. George Hamilton, the gentleman
ly Clerk of the Bart Able, places the VIN-
DIcAroE nnA"r the usual obligations for
full files Of city Journals.
Burglarously inclined people are re,
qnestrd to take it as fgurative when we
say "monry in the parish treasury IT.
there to pay bills when presented, but
not there for Il billy or a cold chiscl.
4 subscriber to Southwestern news
paper died recently, leaving four years
subscription unpaid. The editor appear
cd the grave and deposited in the coffin a
palm leaf fan, linen coat, and finer.
moMetcr.
At 1lawkinSvillc. Ga, recently, one Of
Of the two convictS in the Pulaski cnun.
ty jail tore ont part of the wall and csca.
ped. and the other complained bitterly
next day to the Sheriff that unless tho
walls were mcnlrd so that he would bt
kept warm he'd 60 too
This is the kind of weather when ;
man sees his wife coming into the room
with a Scnttlr Of coal. and, after she ha,
poured every hlt of it into the top of the
tall stove. anys: "Durn it Hammer. YOU
ought to ave asked me to ITO hat. Bu
it is too late now"
Horace Grecley's advice to "Go West
was a glarinc swindle The fact that the
Indians have been living West all thri
liv"s and are still poor, with scarrrl,
enough clothes to hide their nudity
proves this.
An .tmericanizpd citizen was called OF
as witness in ease before one of thu
| justices lately. and when the oath wa
administered he raised both hands an,
said: II shall spoke holdings what ain
drew. if ever hope to die so quick as
minute "
| 4 Young man left us last winter with
ont the usual "adois writes back to know
what the people think of his running of
Th" first time "thc people, had though
OF him since he left. was when they rca'
the letter. Good God is he gone !
TIL" season approaches tor the Gladly
| killer to rush into the house and eur
himself mp in the rocking chair, - hun
"What is home without mother" while
he watches his old mother irving to spill
knotty piece of wood to make emp 0
coffee FOR her ''pretty boy"
The Clerk of the District Court reports
the following. as the IIymenial result t1
! this date.
An1ras Solicc to Miss Josephine Moore
Scvrran Baccus Catherine Solice.
Joseph l.aftt " Molly Rogers.
Albert Edwards - Phene Jackson.
J. f. Prulhomme " Louise D. Gannic
Mrs. Amy Rigg a1vertiSes in q TeXa:
paper that is able to whip either one o
the women she saw walking on her hus
bands arm few nights before. What
an Amy.able woman she must be, ell ,
"Why, hello, how are We, Smith, sai'
Jones Smith pretended not to know
him, and answered hesitatingly: "Sir
yon hay, the advantage of me- eyes,
suppose so. Everybody has that's go
| common sense"
Some one said that the proper gait tc
walk for health was four miles an hour
4 couple III town don't want much healtl
then, because it took them four hours lit
other night to walk half a mile; the cx
act distance from church to tho girl
home The yonng man says he ''wouldn'
cared centennial if it took all night"
The rattle for Jimmy Noises pictur
"Natchitochcs," and three other painting
from his pencil, took place in the Recor
drr's office Saturday last The followin!
is the result.
Ticket No. 2l1 Judge Pierson threw Al
" 279 Clark " as
" 2S3 Haller " ii
" 297 Sompayrac 43
"Audienccs, as general thing, are pre-
disposed to think well of a speaker. Blu
when a man with a meerschaum nos
and botanical garden in full bloom al
over his face gets up to address temper
ance meeting. it must be admitted tina
the cry of stake in your sign" is nc
without ext"nuating circumstances.
"Some fellow submitted a bal]Ot.bo
that rnuld not ha Stuff'a1 tO tho Chic 4 r