The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-01-11

wAs more hair On his reprebeus'hse tat
! eanaoi yet tfl,qye, nsiiho1, thli theTi
ate cor postefiiy
The Scotch get % some dfy iokes
a. witness the hIl0w5pg A preachers
wbo arrived Il TIE kifk vet through,
asked - Ola Scotch seQap what be
should 90. 10 which she replied Gang
iato the pslpit - sbne ~ ye can
Yell be Dry enough there.
Mas s,sgR vas married ~ Hcr
pelisville. n. v. recently The l.rilo, !
groom bad engraved 90 the wedding
ing. Name ever deer to ms. We.
xisb them ~ doe nestle bliss They
are taking their wedding trip on q
blackboard Is
Virgins was one DAY with a
friend when lie observed poor dog
tba, had been killed lying 10 the gutter
Wiggihs paused. gazed at The posr
animal and at last said Here Is an.
other shipwreek Where' Why,
there's bark that's lost forever
Au American backwoods minister
having alluded to.an anehorin bis dRs
course, described its use 10 the follow.
Ing lucid manner An ANCHOR is ? large
Fl
iron instrument that sailors tarry 10
sea with them and when a storm arises
they take il on the shore and fasten u
to tree, aud that holds The ship IN
the storm blows over.
x conGdes secret 10 hs friend,
who bastens TO repeat il Meeting
him aforward. X says 10 bin pointed
ly-What would you think OF the man
who diyalged . secret iptrusted to bimi
Think My should think that lie
had only initiated The other mau.
Ibo meancst man on the street
now adaysis the one that is sc n
hanging around baud Of streetmusi.
ciaas, near enough 10 near the music,
but lar enough away 10 avoid The
hat
Distinguished foreigner after a
lapse Those Coutennlas--aw- are
yewy encouraging % the wopublic ]
should thihk aw. DO they occur
often
Somebody said to Robert Ha
How many discourses do you think
misisier may get UP each week
Answered Han, n lid Il deep thinker
aud great condenser, lie may get up
oncgii he il an ordinary man, two, Ia
II lie ii an ass, sir. be will produce hall
dozen
Juet as an auctioueer was saying
Gone his audience went through the
floor into the cellar, but happily with
out hurting any Of them The auction
eer, as soon as be- lonnd has legs, re
marked that the accident would enable
him to sell lower than before, and call
"a ior bid. aud they bid him Coco
hight
A Michigan Toy filed tie family
6unphor hottie with kerosene OH, al,
whcu his mother had the tootbach,
she resolved, that druggist vii,
would eheat that way ought TO b
hung
Hm Parlmgt1n j. solicitOus t
know tw neither a man who dips bis ca
into a tank of water is a can.tapk .erou
man
Az Omaha sitl recently married
man whose ieaiufcs were o6atly ot
scared By hesy growth Of whisker'
Nov. said she At the conclusion Of th
marriage ceremony, my Grst anxiety
10 get that hair 81 you face, so that
can sec who ypp look l@es 1--we maj
fltd pigtu poke, 80 far as YOU
features are concerned.
Matrimony is an incompreliensibl
thing. The wnile.gloved beau Of la'
night, leaning over TIC halaslFadss an
and lEitliag bic silky niustacbc. ma
next mouth be fopd husband, leaniu
over au icy stove, aud preparing a Gu
d moralng coffee lot hin lippe
woman with ia yk.bilI nose put q
bias
-saodsrAss 10 you believe
initiation
Nary, was the reply
Age yea spitllaallstg
No
Doat believe ia mediums. then
on, yes
WAT sort " neaam
Circulaiing medium.
II ihe examination q a. III
case let assault aad battery, eouhsl
ca cfosS e 4 aiming iLe witnoss. astl
him wl,a. they bad Al the first piA
taey stopped At
He aas@srcd
Pour glasses VI ale
What bert
Two giasaes u wiae
Mat nextf
One glass II hf4sdy