The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-05-24

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The latest device for wedding rings.
This 70 only appropriate whore the gen
,lcnaa was disposed 10 Ny TO her eide
the frst time lie spied'er
4 passenger asked On which side
q dc station Il my train : The atten-
daut answered n yoa take the left
yoa will be right II you take the
right you will len
A little girl showing her little
cousin, about four years old. star,
said That star you see up there is big.
ger than this world. No. il isn't said
be- Yes, il is. Then why doesn't il
keep the rain orr
When father discovers that his
boy has been using bis razor TO sharpen
slate pencil with, his faith that he is
70 be ihe father Of President is TEN
porarily sclipsed by his anxiety 70 find
the boy aud piece Of lath
All other signs may fail but when
you see a woman with straw hat on
her head, drop Of whilewash on her
nose. an expression OF great executive
ability on her features. you nay bet the
season Of ETHEREAL milduess is at hand.
You may be able TO Judge what
iiowery Vermont minister thinks Of
Vermont scenery by The following SEN
tenee 10 prayer He prayed that the
declining years Of brother might be
as beaufal as asnnset on Lake Cham.
plain
Mr. Jones, don't you think women
are more sensible thar meul asked
Miss Smith And Jones after scratch.
ing bis favorile bump. for moment or
two. said Why. certainly they are
they marry meu. and men only marry
women. Miss Smith beat hAsty re.
treat
Now, said Prof Bell, at the tele
phone exhibition last night. can any
one suggest sentence be would like
transmitted TO our friends at Manches.
ter and Lowellg Aripple Of laughter
passed over the rear Of the hall when
a youth said, in voice audible to those
in the vicinity, Tell 'em TO wipe of
their chins. The message was not sent.
In prorinent interior city pro-
lessor Of physics was giving deeply
learned lecture on light, with expert
ments o. q most convincing nature. At
the end Of the discourse the professor,
addressing with q triumphant air his
audience, cxclaims II seems TO me
that demonstration like this is worth
something Let's 60 eout, says an
economical haclw oodsman to his son
they are gwiue u take up collection.
Horne Tooke having challenged
Wilkes. whow then Sheriff Of Lon.
don aud Middlcsex, received the follow.
ing laeooic reply ; Sir, | do not think
IL my business TO cut the throat Of
every Desperate that may be tired o.
bis life but as | am at present high
Sheriff OF London. il may happen that
! shalt shortly have TO attend you in
my Official capacity; ia which case !
will answer for il that you shall have
no ground 10 complain Of my endeavors
10 serve you
-Curan YEAS once addressing Jury
when the Judge, who was thought to
be antAgonistic to his client. intimated
bis dissent from the Arguments ad-
yancea, by shake OF the head. l see.
gentlemen, said CuFrAn. see the mo.
ton Of lis lordhsips head. Persons
unaoquainted with bis lordsbip would
he apt 10 think this implied difference
q opinion bnt be assured. gentlemen,
this is not The case. When yoa know
his lordship as well as | DO, il will be
unnecessary 70 tell you that when he
shakes his head there really Is nothing
ia IT,
a slery is told q Yankee who,