The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1877-02-15
SMALL CHANGE.

Nothing circulates so rapidly "a
a secret.
You are cardinal.nosed thinoY'
is the latest womsnisn.
In carving a turkey in the pres
ence of strangers it is breach of
etiquette TO stop more than twice 10
spit on your hands and get new
hold.
A great deal has been written
about sisterly love, but you just find
sister who will give up a rocking
chair and a new dime novel 20 the
best brother in the world
In portion Of the Fourth Po-
lice District in this city, the beats are
over mile and a halflong.-T Boston
Transcript. In this city the beats
don't average five feet eight
This Hampton and Chamberlain
business makes IL more expensive
for the Governor of North Carolina
to speak TO the Governor of south
Carolina than It used to be.--T Ros.
ton Herald.
Some men are like cats. You
may stroke the fur the right wav for
years and hear nothing but purring;
but accidentally tread on The tall
and all memory OF former kindness
is obliterated
A negro woman near Vicksburp
was milking the other morning when
she felt some ono push her, and,
looking around, saw "a large black
bear at her side. She didn't wait 70
get the "strippings "
Boston Joke. The following con.
versation took place recently in a ho-
tel: Waiter" AYES, sir" .rWhat'a
thisT "Its bean soup, sir" mo
matter what IL has been, the ques-
tion is-what rs It nowT'
A New York schoolmaster told a
young miss that The word @obliea.
tory meant binding, whereupon
she laid her head upon her hand.
and, after a briefcogitation, handed
the teacher this sentence "The oh.
ligatory OF my spelling book is worn
out"
A man with a large family was
complaining of tho difficulty ofsup-
porting all OF them. "But," said a
friend, "you have sons who are big
enough Co earn something for you.'
"The difficulty Is" said the man.
"they consider themselves 20 biz TO
work"
A postmaster thus expressed his
opinion that his official returns were
correct; 81 hereby certify the four
going A Count Is as near Rite as /
know how TO make Il If there is eny
mistake it is not Dun a perpese."-
That postmaster is thought 10 have
voted for Hayes.
The Legislature of Pennsylvania.
looking TO the putting of the mill
tia Of that State on Republican,
war footing, and, the newly install
ed governor of Indiana enrolling his
(DemocratIc) cohorts, increased the
peril of the political situation ma
terially.- Washington Star.
There probably never was time
when little simple truth telling
would do more to adjust the affairs
Of the country than now. The peo-
pie are ready to accept contentedly
any result OF the Presidential dis-
pute that is clearly the right result.
whoever IL may elect or defeat.--
Buffalo Express
A little girl asked her mother -.
"What kind OF a bear Is consccra-
ted cross-eyed bearY The mother
replied that she had never heard Of
such an animal. The child insisted
that they sang it at the Sunday
school. "No" said the mother
at is "A consccratcd cross bear"
The other day some OF the BOYS
induced a young man from Flint
creek TO take hold Of the handles Of
a Ralvanic battery. As IL puckitrcd
him up he roared Jimmy Crlml-
NY, let upl Who ever heard OF a
thing that could make you taste
green persimmons with your two
hands, beforeT'-- Burlington Halok.
eye.
In eight days the legitimacy OF
the Nichols government was 80 wcll
established that scores Of Louisiana
Republicans have conceded the fact,
and have turned their backs upon
the foul usurper, ex United States
Marshal Packnrk. The sole hope
Of this cowardly scoundrel is In hla
ability to get few negroes shot. in
order to secure Federal assistanco.
Courier Journal
New Orleans Times: LET the
Government use the uncxpendcd
remainder Of the Geneva award in
rebuilding the Mississippi levees.
and the civilized world will applaud
the act" Yes, but you sec that un-
expended remainder Is In the hands
Of Radical officials, who, unluckily
for your scheme. would a dcuced
sight rather have the pewter" than
the applause Courier Journal
California has refused 10 appoint
n Legislative chaplain, because tho
appointment, not being absolutely
necessary 70 the public good, inyol
wing preferment as 10 the religious
creeds, fostering q spirit Of rivalry
and contention among them, breed
ing animosity and heartburninlys.
lowering the dignity ofthc minister
10 the arena Of party politics, dcs
troying the solcnnity Of prayer by
reducing IL TO mere formula, tend
ing 10 unite church and state, and
making an invidious distinction be.
tween the departments OF govern
ment by giving q chaplain 70 somo
and denying II 10 Others. Good
sense, every word oft
CurraD, the Irish barristcr, was
pleading the cause Of o certain Miss
Tickle. The judge was also bit
of a wit. Curran opened his case
with Tickle, my client. the do
fendant. my lord" The judge in