The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1877-01-25
Come now and let us reason together.


Dr.. Pierce; ~ suppose your Golden Medical
Discovery cures everything? Because it has
been the practice of knavish charlatans to
manufacture worthless nostrums and attempt
to dupe the ignorant and credulous by recon-
mending them to cure every form OF disease
To such an extent has this been practised that
1t ls no wonder that many have acquired pre-
JUDGES against all advertised remedies. But
DIR. Pierce does not advertise his standard
preparations as "cure-alls," does not claim
that they will perform miracles, but simply
publishes the fact that they have been devei-
0ped as specifics for certain forms of disease
for which he recommends them, after having
tested their efficacy in many hundred cases
with the most gratifying success. 1t is a fac:
knownt to every well-informed physician that
many single remedies possess Several differ
ent properties. Quinine, for instance, has a
touic quality, which suggests it's use in cases
OF debility; an anti-periodic, by which it is
eflcaclous in ague and febrifuge property,
Which renders it eficacious in cases of lever.
The result of it's administration will also vary
with the quantity given and the circumstances
under which it is employed. SO, likewise, the
Golden Medical Discovery possesses both
pectoral and Alternative, or blood-cleansing
properties of the highest order. By reason OF
these two prominent properties it cures two
classes OF diseases. First, those of the respi-
ratory organs, as throat, bronchial, and lung
second, diseases OF the blood and glandnlar
system, in which affections all skilliul ply 81
clans employ alternatives, as in cases OF blotch-
es, eruptiOns. ulcers, swellings, tumors, alb
scesses, and in torpor OF the liver or "billlous-
ness" While its use is, by its combination
OF properties, suggested in cases of pulmonary
consumption, yet you need not take it ex-
consumed, nor because it is recommended as
blood medicine would its proprietor advise
you to take it expecting it to cure cancer It
will not perform miracles, but it will cure
many grave forms OF disease.
A hotel furnishing all the comforts of home,
together with the luxurious appointments m
more pretentious establishments is necean
sity demanded by the refnements of modest.
life. Such an establishment is the Greenman
House, John Baugh, Proprietary, corner of St.
Peter and Fourth streets, st. Paul, where the
best accommodations can always by secured
1t reasonable rates.
We received a very pleasant letter
of thanks from our old friend Kendall, since
his return home, for bottle of Johnson's An
odyn6 Liniment which we gave him, and
which he says has entirely cured him Of the
etroublesome and dangerous cough he had
when here.
Durang's Rheumatic Remedy will
most positively cure any case of rheumatism,
govt, neuralgia or 1umbag0 on the face Of the
earth, no matter Of how long standing. It is
taken internally, the only way the disease can
be reached, and cures quickly and permanent
~. Price, one dollar bottle. For sale bv
wholesale and retail druggists everywhere.
For Throat Diseases
And affections Of the chest, "Brown's Bron-
chial Troches" are OF value. For Coughs, IT.
ritation OF the Throat, coused by cold, or IN
usual exertions Of the vocal organs, in speak
ing in public, or singing, they produce bene-
fetal results.
When a young and inexperienced man
has been invited to dissect a turkey,
and is in a cold perspiration over the
uncertainty as to which end the wish
bone is situated in,nothing pleases him
so much as to have the scientific person
who is present request the company to
watch and note the beautiful syst EN-
Of anatomy displayed in fowl.
On the death of one Of England 8
most eminent physicians, all his effects were
sold by auction, and among other things was
a sealed packet, marked StAdvice to fhysi-
cians," which brought great price. The
purchaser on opening the packet, read as fol-
lows: g Keep the head cool, the bowels open
and the feet warm" If physio is necessary,
use Parsons Purgative Pills they are thu