The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1877-06-15
NEW NOR '-WEsTERs.
"A home ruler-the kitchen poker

"A home ruler-the kitchen poker.
Cool, but not always collected-An ice
bill.
What lovers swear-To be true until
death.
What husbands swear-Unfit for publ
cation.
The Hungarians claim the Turks as
blood cousins.
Mr.. Charles Collins will start the Black
Hills Champion.
Admiral Hobart Pasha is Gus. Hobart
when he is at home.
1t has been decided not to rebuild the
Southern Hotel in St. Louis.
-Pendleton is looming up as the Demo.
cratic candidate for Ohio Senator.
The grave digger, we learn from the
Buffalo Enpress, is the king of spades.
for pulling down the Vendome Column.
He will pay 10000 francs year.
A Russian colonel gets $500 ID year,
about as much aG a sootion man Oh a rail-
road.
If the Sultan finds his army is too small
why don't he arm regiment or two of his
wives?
Doctors never allow ducks on their
premises, they make such personal re-
marks.
-Kettle-drum invitations are issued on a
card representing a box of tea with an urn
placed upon it.
"A fashional medical journal says the
spring style of vaccination is cardiral red,
cut biased and gored.
They say General Spinner used to eat
green apples when he was going to sign a
bundle of greenbacks.
Gene raj Tom Ewing says that the East
ern Democrats led the Western Democrats
to surrender after victory.
NO physician should name his son
William, unless he Is willing he should be
known for all time as the Doctors Bill.
Governor Seymour of New York be-
lieves that one acre of water we'll stocked
with fish contains moro nutritious food than
the best wheat growing farm.
The Scherif of Mecca has placed the
treasures Of the Holy Shrine, the accumu-
lated money gifts from pilgrims, at the
Sultan's disposal. The treasures aggregate
100000 piasters, $4,OOO,000.
The San Francisco Chronicle estimates
that the total available California grain
surplus for export this year will not exceed
10000 tons, against about 5000 tons
last year.
Spring chickens are here. The price is
so high that you are obliged to buy the m
by the chicken, and the size is so small that
you have to eat them by the dozen, if you
want to know what they taste like.
The Grand Opera House of San Fran
cisco has never paid expenses, and is now
to be closed for time. Mr.. Mcdonald,
the holder of the lease, has some money
left, however, and will reopen the house
in the fall TO tempt Ioruuuu's srailos again.
I'm the province of Biscay land owner
must plant two saplings for every timber
tree he cuts down. In Java the birth OF
every child is celebrated by planting fruit
tree, which is carefully tended as the rec
ord of the age of the child whose birth it
registers. This wise regard for the future
deserves imitation.
A physician recently died at Ports
mouth, New Hampshire, who was gradua-
ted from Harvard College, and afterwards
studied in Paris, but never had but one pa
tient, for whom he extracted q tooth, re-
ceiving fee of 25 cents. He was never
married, lived to be nearly four score years
old, and lett a fortune Of 100000.
The ages ofsome of the leading men in
Europe are as follows Prince Gortchakoff,
10; Lord Beaconsfield, 70; Mr.. Gladstone, 6S;
Prince Bismarck, SO; Lord Granville, 81;
Marshal Mcmahon, SO; M. Theirs, 80; EN-
peror William, 80; Victor Hugo, rs; Thos.
Carlyle, 81; Alfred Tennyson, 81; Bishop
Dupanloup, IS; Plus TX, 81; Garibaldi, 20;
Earl Russell, "a; Lord Straford de Red
cliffe, 80; and Jules Simon, 81.