The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-08-07

After all, is the laborer worthy Of
his ire?
Somebody suggests that the dog
star be muzzled.
The acetate Of potash Is poisonous.
She whO ascetates is Lust.
AT last accounts Ir. bio Lewis
VA. camping out in California.
Several English ladies' have adopt
ell the Anna Dickinson style Of riding
horse.
The red .mou,hed mob will now
join in the maddening cry. ''Beer or
Blood"
An old lady wants to know what
is meant by "mean time" Our watch
kecpsit
The baseball club that volunteer
ed to put down the rioters is yet to lie
heard from.
Brigham Young calls himself
''the sword of the Lord Nonsense,
he only a cuir-asse.
A game between the bald-healed
nine and drug clerks who sell hair re-
storatives is talked Of
The Meridian Miss .M"reuy is
edited by one Horn. 1t takes a COOL
many horns to edit some Mississippi
papers.
Miss Alcott, the well-knOwn au-
ihorcss. always writes in the morning.
She says its only u Little Whim-in'
her.
Among the strikes and rumors of
strikes. it is not surprising to learn
that the hotel walters, too, are becOm-
sce-di>h-Ous.
Prominent tramps intimate that
their next annual convention will not
Inc held at Chicago. They don't like
their reception there.
There is loud call going up from
the country at Large for ZONES. Of
Tole,lo-Mayor Jones" to come for
ward and explain. himself.
1.-the skin on the inside of a
cows ear Is Of rich yellow color she
will he a gpsl mixer and make nice
butter. Look ear yon buy.
A Chicago reporter has just won
his spurs by an article headed. "Des-
pcrate Eloodshed! The Murdered man
not Expected to Live!"
We look in vain among the re-
ported lists Of riot casualties every
where for the name of Il single book
canvasser or lightning-rod agent.
Base is the slave that pays"
Our creditors are asked to observe the
Poetic beauty Of the foregoing line.
Shakespeare was no slouch.
-Look here! What's the matter?
Here it has been going OIL for over a
week, and not war map has been
published in any newspapers.
What must be the potato bugs
opinion Of the humanity that goes
around all day putting poison on the
victuals Of humble insects?
Five thousand boxes Of soap have
been shipped from Boston To Mar
settles. Let's see; isn't that in the
Department d" SUD-
-"Now you fool Iniuns. see what
comes Of havin' wages!" says Sitting
Bull. in di<gnsted voice to some Of
his wavering followers.
With exceeding civility the Ger
man newspapers hesitate to speak Of
General Grant and his wife. They say
"Gen. Grant and lis consort."
twenty-five thousand lost UNI
brellas are always On hand at the
Chief of Policies Office in Paris. What
an outrageous retreat it must be!
The Albany Journal has found q
man named named Cole in Schenevus
who can put up s,ovepipe without
profanity. He is deaf and dumb
man.
old point Comfort was named by
a wrecked sailor, who got q cOmforta-
bic drink Of whisky there. People
now 60 there for the sake Of the
water.
Why cannot two slender persons
ever.become great friends? Because
they will always be slight acquain-
auces.-(Ex. As q conundrum that
Is two thin.
The New York Mercury advises
some men to elope with with Gail
Hamilton and not stop till he reaches
China. Has that paper no feelings
for fellow.man?
THE STRIKERS SLOGAN.
Ssrike-ull the railroad man expires.
/ Ssv,kA-G,r xouy tenders AMI your nres;