The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-08-07

Wc0ttu tOok wings anu new.
Then there vas an end Of idle days
Each hour brought work to do.
But right in the midst Of the troubled times
There came to my arms one night
A blue eyed baby. and with him came
\ CLEAN Of sunshine bright.
Oh it Was strange how baby hands.
Little by little each day,
The broken chords Of our hearts took up
Till the diseord passed away!
And now. altho' there are three Of us
Baby and John and l.
There's never moment Of WEAKNESS
As the happy hours pass by!
feminine Brevities.
-woman's first choice is a fast man,
then good man, and hna'ly any man.
The Prince Of Wales advises the wido v
Oliver to make Senator Cameron pay that
money.
Nothing makes Lucy Stone so mad AZ o
see, in the notice Of the death Of a widow
3he word "relict."
Flint little girl With doll: my doll can
open her eyes," Second ditto: my doll
never shuts hers
The Grand Dukes get q cable dispatch
from their mother every day. About all
she says is: "Boys, he good, and Gar and
| are we'll"
An old bachelor seeing the words "fami-
lies supplied" over the door Of shop,
stepped in and said he would take wife
and two children.
Lady mountaineers at Catskill wear q
blue flannel pullback," to keep them from
falling over preciPices. Alpine hat, and
carry what would do for flagstaff, bean or
BARRIERS pole.
II anything were needed to prove that il
Il against the interests Of civilization for
Russia to extend her territory, it is seen in
the Russian Law that two brother cannot
marry two sisters. The idea.
In Thomasville, Con-, recently, when
Mrs. Davis was hussing her three-year-old
daughter, the child bit the mothers dress.
A few day later the little one was dead
from hydrophobia. Fido again.
They were at dinner party. and he re-
marked that he supposed she was fond Of
ethnology. She said she was, but she was
not very we'll, and the doctor had told
her ~ not eat anything for dessert except
oranges.
The great-gr grandmother Of one Of
the attendants at the Illinois Deaf Mute
ASYLUM was daughter Of King Charles
Hi Of Sweden, and the IllinOisians have
pretty much ceased to associate with people
from other States.
Little Boy "Piease, want the doctor to
come and see my mother" Servant: "DOc-
tors out. Where, do you come from ?"
Little Boy: "What Don't you know me ?
Why We deal with you. We had . baby
from here last week ~
A Fond du Lac girl recently lost two
fingers in clothes-wringer. This must be
one Of the cases to which Charles Kingsley
referred when he remarked:
'The women are weeping and wringng their
hands,
An clipping girl in France, menaced by
her fathers pistol. dropped from . window
she had chosen for an exit and killed .
washerwomen who was passing below. The
least the survivor can do il to erect
handsome monument with the touching
words, Died + Love-"
A New Hampshire man has buried Two
wives within eight months.-Ex. Well. il
his wives were dead, and he il opposed to
cremation, We don't zee what else he could
have done With them. He would have been
q more fit subject for newspaper comment
il he had refused to bury them.
Scene A bakers shOp.-Lady customer:
"What bread gone up again? And pray.
Mr.. DOey, Why is that% Mr. Doey "well,
mum, you see it's in consequences Of the
war il. the Yeast. Everything b going up.
Why the papers say that even the Caucasses
is rising.' The lady customers pays her
bill without another word.
Moody asks the Boston Women's Chris
sisn Temperance Union 10 change its name
to Woman's Evangelical Temperance
Union, $50 as to get rid Of the Unitarian
and Universalisb memben." Such action
would exclude thr President, Nm. Liver
more, Of whom Moody says: "Well, rule
her oht-she isn't Christian"
"You see, my dear" be explained. "the
man vas climbing the ladder With hod-
Iull Of NOR On his shoulder. just - |
passed under il he made . mistep. and
he whole contents Of the hod came down
N my head" "How absurd You must
ave looked ~ she remarked. "On the
on,rary, my dead, Was sublime.
A new new beauty has appeared upon
he horizon Of London. She il from the
,hannel Islands and il the daughter Of the
Dean Of 81. Heliers Mr.. Milais was the
roubadcur who fir.t told nations that she
vas beautiful BY Offering to paint her por-
RAFT. Society" has gone mad over her
The other day, at party, she was posi-
lively mobbed, and more than one Duchess
limbed upon chair 10 gaze upon her.
Take Notice.
The undersigned boot and shoe dealersot
his city, hereby agree to close their respec-
i've places Of business on Tuesday and
hursday evening" Of each vssk during he