The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1877-01-11

SecOHu ltTlH WIN u luii altoiiuahSo'
An effort is being made to get tn,
Sunday papers in Eaton and Camden
The "week of prayer" has been du
ly observed by our churches in Ea
ton.
Last Saturday there were twenty
three applicants for teachers certif
Gates.
Twenty-four degrees below zero or
Tuesday morning lastl Whewl Give
usa fair oountl
1t is estimated that 1000 pounds o.
butter is shipped from this place every
week.
Democratic candidates in this coun'
ty for Office, should have Returning
Boards established.
mo paper next week." says an ex.
change, the editor wants rest. Poor
fellow, give it to him.
A hot fat-iron at your feet these
nights is much pleasanter than a cold
one tossed at your head.
Those who like a good solid winter
should certainly be satisfied with the
present one as far as it has gone.
WIN. ]. BARNHIzER was elected Sec
rotary of the Agricultural Society OH
the Both of Dec. Billy will make a
good one.
It is said "tlle wicked standeth up
on slippery pIaces." We have seen
several that didn't stand OIL them
how are they?
Itwas the West Alexandria Band
that sercnaded Eaton on New Years
day. Excuse haste and a bad pen,
gentlemen.
Pray for the poor with all your
might, and now and then throw in a
loaf of bread, basket of potatoes or
barrow OF coal.
@lflen the cold wind blows take
care of your nose, that it doesn't
froze, and wrap up your toes in warm
wooden hose"
Farmers should put plenty of hay
in their sIeds when they como TO town.
The corporation Cows will remember
them Tor their i%iiberality.
Since leap year has departed, and
the boys have a right TO speak, the
girls have "spouced up" SO as to make
a good Impression.
Wantcd.-Some IL 10 acknewl-
edge that they haven't asked shout
the election more than four hundred
thousand million times.
Onthe 9th Of January Mr.. JNo. B
PEAsLEE, Superintendent of the Gin
cinmati Public Schools, will address
the Preble County Teachers Associa-
ton.
A young lady who wants to drown
herself about these days should be
careful to bundle. up warm and take
along a hot brick, as the water is very
cold.
An editor is a person whom every
miIl-dam fool takes the privileges of
crificising, and the greater the ass the
louder he brays about what is in the
paper.
Mr.. j. d. KELLET has u thanks
for the bountiful supply of good fresh
sausages he left at our Office. When
we kill our hogs we'll return the fav-
or, "Date."
A female tramp struck Eaton last
week. She would just chuck the boys
under the chin and ask for a nickel.
They always come down 1just to get
clear of her"
A great deal of dissatisfaction is
expressed over the recent Eaton and
State Line road improvements, In
some places the road is so narrow that
1t is dangerous for vehicles to pass.
A Young man in Urbana, pulled
back so hard, when his companions
hauled him up to a bar 10 drink, that
one of his arms was broken. This
sort of thing might have happened in
Urbana, but in Eaton, never!
When you come into a printing Of
flee ask as few questions as possible
don't look at copy in the compost
tors hands nor over the shoulder OF
the editor, nor endeavor to pry into
what is none of your business.
It was an Eaton wife and her hus-
band who spent half a day in bed
discussing whose duty it was to gel
mp and make the fires. The last re-
port from them the wife was ahead
by one majority. No returning
boards.
Gould, of the Eaton DEMOCRAT, is
Dragging about Cstawb a wine, tur.
Keys, ducks, apples, &C., being left a
his Office on Christmas. What kind
ola place Is Eaton, anyway ?-[Greon'
vile Herald.
Come over and see, and you viii
"smile" and be happy-you bet, thu
poor are cared for.
1t is a popularity of human nature
that the man with q big overcoat suf
ficient to suffocate q buffalo will com,
shiyering around and complain bit
terly of the cold, while the fellow
with no oFercoat at all, puts on
smiling face and throwing open hi
jacket to get a fresh breath, affirm
that "a for him he eau see M sense il
hundling up until cold weather come
along,