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Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-11-15
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Prescription.

IL have found one word" smart young
man came painting up stairs to say 10 US
last night. (which is not in Zell's Encyclo-
redia. and it's Il very important word.
too"
Our faith in Zell was mistaken as we
dragged forth the pondcrous tome and
placed if before our critic.
lie turned over TIE pages. found Per
ran his finger halfway down the column.
and stopped with Il triumphant look.
There" lie said. prescription. Ifyou
find me the word prescription in this
work. Ill give yon twenty-five dollars
We sat Us down and wcpt when we re-
mcmbered that there was no way of reach
ing that twenty-five, but we offered to let
him keep the Zell if he could find ..perscrip-
ton in any other encyclopedia or diction-
airy.
His triumphant look faded. his eyes
grew circular in form and came o.,t on his
checks. and looked around ut the weather,
then lie tlioi fall with Worcester. made
a feint at the patent-Oflice report. cayed
right d"xn .ilen he opened tire ninth GEN.
sus, laid his hat on the t,ible, and walked
away baHeisesslesl. dismally wiiistling. Put
me 10 my little bed. Hack
Eye.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-11-15
A Jolly Boy Away From Home.

Bangs sends us the following copy of
letter written by Cambridge boy who is
up in the country:
BILLY. why don't you right me a letter:
am having good time but l have to go
on crlltclics. for horse rake fell off hay
NOW on me and spraint my legs. \ boy
from Charlcstown named Hockey boards
where do. and me and him go round
together and have good time. We catch
| hos down at the brook and throw EN-
through the winders on to the table and
see the boar,lers when they eat: there ain
no policemen here and you bet its fun TO
tie papers on to hog and set it on fire and
! hear EN- sql,cal. Mr.. Smith was awful mad.
| | was awful sick last week and have worn
out four fairs of pants since [ have been
here. When lett home | forgot to let my
rabbits out. and | wish you would 90 in
| my back yard and let EN- out but | guess
they are dead now and if they are you may
have EN- rabbits cant live three weeks with
out nothing to eat if they can they are tutf.
have got three turkies and a crow and 4
lot of things l shall bring home in my
trunk if my mother don't find it out. My
mother says fret her to death. and says
she never'l LET me 60 into the country with
her again can't write any more for ME
and some Other :,llers is going down in the
pasture and throw stones at some calves.
Hockey broke out lot Of gfass in a
school house and his mother paid ten dol
lars
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Appearances.

When man begins to 60 down hill. he
Is apt TO beiray the fact by his exterior aD-
pearancc: he wears a long face. allows his
clothes TO look shabby. and acts like one
bercft OF hope or prospects. Now this is
very poor policy; the sympathy and assist
ancc of friends is not gained by wearing 4
dirty shirt: and unless man acts as
though he lad confidence IL himself. he
must not expect to inspire it in others.
And so with tie external appearance ofev-
erythng. Neainess of appearance does
not end with mans credit. but often en-
hanccs the yoluc Of articles which lie may
have for sale. This is especially true upon
the farm. and we will venture to say that a
farmer who attends TO the exterior of
things in general. sach rs clean stables and
animals. clean yards and buildings. and
fences in good repair. will obtain five to
ten per cent. more for the products Of his
farm than one who neg!rc.s such simple
matters. If any one dout,s the effect of ex-
t"rnal appearance upon values in market
or elsewhere, let him try sending butter to
market in en- old weather-beatcn iirkin. no
matter how good the butter or clean the
vessel may be inside. Ii this does not sat
isfy. try some stained or dirty eggs. or
half plucked poultry. Producing good
article is one thing. selling it 20 advantage
Is quite slother. and he good salesman
generally makes the most money of the
two. The importance OF a fair exterior
can hardly be Over-estin,ated. This prin-
ciple is potent in any branch Of trade, and
in every grade of society; tte',. re- it is
too importer, en- y: ,yja. passed
,inheeial,
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Odds and Ends.

-sClothes cleaned and repaired in TIL
! rear" is New York sign.
The Chinese language is spoken BY
about $50 100000 people. The Englisf
language is spoken by fyom sO,OoO,OOO tt
100000.
In the penitentiary at Auburn. n. \.
there are q clergymen. AZ lawyers, 13 doc
tors. and printers. This represents pref
~ fairly the average morality of the foul
classes.
| Frank Hefner, of Yankton, has forty
seven well-behaved cats. They have been
accommodating on his premises for sometime
past and he is anxiously seeking comfort
able homes for them all.
1t is once and while recalled that MI.
William Cullen Bryant practiced law for a
short time, and was SO disgusted by de-
feat in one suit through technicality. in
words. that he abandoned the profession
Immediately forever.
"A philosophic benedict says: ITO be
nagged at and blown up by beautiful be-
ing Of your own. who loves you all the
while like apple pie, and whom you love
like plumb pudding. is. to my idea, the
happiest privileges Of matrimony."
Recently there died il England. at the
advanced age of eiyhty-eight, Mr.. Robert
Were Fox. Il Quaker, who, as long as 1880,
made the dipping needle. without which
instrument. according to Sir James Ross,
it is doubtful whether the Southern mag
netic pole could have been located.
Among the novelties of the coming
Paris Exhibition will be a youth Of four
teen. with feet shaped precisely like his
hands. He can use them for the same pur-
poses, and plays upon the piano with both
hands and feet. having peculiar chair
which enables him to curl his body into the
necessary position. He is a very good
performer and speaks both English and
German. His French is yet imperfect.
Shakespeare was performing the part
Of king in one Of his own tragedies be-
fore Queen Elizabeth. who wishing to
know whether he would depart from the
dignity of the sovereign. dropped her
handkerchief on the stage. as if ny accl-
dent: on which the mimic monarch imme-
diately exclaimed. But ere this be done,
take up our sisters handkerchief" This
presence of mind in the poet and his close
attention to the business of the scene is
said to have pleased the Queen very much.
The London World tells this story OF
Dom Pedro: During his present visit to
England he was walking out one morning, !
about five o'clock. when. to his amaze !
ment and pleasure lie met young Brazil ,
ian gentleman. of whose late hours and
generally fast style of life lie had heard al
most too much. Grasping bis young
friend with both hands. he warmly con-
graduated him on the reform indicated by
his trly promenade. The petit crere felt
erribly embarrassed. and FASTENED to es-
ape from his too expressive sovereign.
lie WAS. in fact. going home to bed after
ong night Of cards.
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The WoNDERll,
EeYp5s4,l bl1nD.onr,'
EA1yAR

q pO,rcrfn 1iYERlYJrrrcpi
UfETIG, DI.ii'HORkTJCn ~
ENT, coBbininy rirtu.s a@
It Invaluable and nerer.f, usat
Sts continued use wiV tLn..at.'
rate all diseases If the LInagss9l
dents are Of Il purely h,rs.,
ton, TIE 7'ro6ncf3 gnthcred" 't
Cquptian Pro"i,c"S. 0ud =. ~
the sIightest mart II d;:eo",A1t. '
tenn, 1t ncrer JHits il, cj,ciia. e
through the nirdimn Of tLaJt
y,-lliny 1t Mrough tie incnr /"
channels of tao bo"y, Acy.l ~
and, ind~ci, J0rciHy az Gn|'
fhei. proper iioFntri end IA,
ditinm. 4 rerU Lrtrf spa'.
souriIlre GnJ portcsit ~8n, i
doubted rcliG6.HtJ amt u.-5
fire properties, it 5eing. ?r6, IN
ubiy, the rcry acme OF .ae5i..;'
and the q eutest diGcore.y,, 1
uoe. i'm the Treatment Of o.
,rhrrc tie 6loo1 itself IS y+f
seat of tire icsion Or disorl..
SCR yFELI art tic thouy,.
causes tn Il io0A T. i,t;s terri,
Of ,rEich az ririii-nh conn.
eo0nizInt. yuF E.Lt!cot Tsmb /
Ell that t. " sjns Ct tie H.
vtsit ere, 1sn!o tie third end /.
erafiD,is.' amt {, EEEkIN.L
ENFLEELED fDiATigyTir
Do.rerJuL rejurrhGtor, cuw,,rq
Of man once more to 0SSr;.lc ],
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Our Boys and Girls.
ITEMS.


-Paterfamlias-"T is the tn
tors birthday; what can get for pres,
ent:''
Charley (who has been watching the
dogs in the street-''Get him muzzle'
papp: he is always biting the governess in
the cheek!'
A father. while hoeing in his garden
the other morning, drilled his little boy at
spelling cucumber. C-lcu-c-'l-m-c'lm-
b-e-l-ber was many times repeated. Now.
says the father. go print it on the black
board" C-u-q-c-u-m-b-e-r was the re-
suit.
NY son. would you suppose the
Lords prayer co',d be engraved in space
no larger than the area of Il nickel cent:
well. yes. father: if Il cent is as big in
everybody's eye as it is in yours. think
there would be no difficulty in putting it i'll
about four times"
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-11-15
A Satisfactory GrasshOppcr Machine

Professor Riley. of the chronological
Commission. has during the Summer per-
fecteu grasShopper machine. which seems
to be lust the thing. It's intended TO do
away with all extra material. like coal oil.
which il, the long run is expensive. and to
work al all seasons. whether the insects
are Just hatchin" or full grown. 1t is not
patented. nor does the Professor intend to
patent it. unless it is found necessary to
prevent others from doing so. In tie In
dustriahst. the organ of the Kansas State
Agricultural College at Manhattan. Mr. \.
n. Godfrey thus speaks of TIE machine:
The Mechanical Department has con-
structcl new locust eXtcrminltOr for
Professor Riley. This machine operates
upon the baggin- principle. Il is. briefly.
a large canvas bag stretched upon a light
but strong frame and placed upon runners
which extend with curved tips a little in
front of the mouth. The canvas is stretch
ed upon the inside OF the frame. thus max
ing the BAG smooth and even within. This
bag has Il mouth ten feet long and two feet
high. and convcrges backward to small
box one foot square with an opening COW
cred with wire cloth above and containing
slide cutoff mt the end. This box opens
into n small cylindrical bag two and 4 half
feet long and one foot in diameter. This
bag is kept in position by two tin hoops
attached to wide runner beneath. which
is fastened to the main machine by leather
straps. The hinder ring contains the door,
which is of wire cloth stretched upon a
stout iron ring. which fits tightly within
the bag-ring. and swings upon pivot like
the dampcr Of 4 stovc-pipe. The door is
fastened by small iron rod dropped
through holes in the bagging at right an
giles to the axis Of the door. The machine
is made to take more land" by means of
two triangular wings about six feet long
attached to the ends. from which are sus-
pended a number Of teeth or beaters. which
swinging loosely. drive the 'hoppers to-
wards the center. The wings also serve as
attachments for the motor power.
On smooth ground the machine can be
easily hauled by two men. but where tie
grass is tall and thick. it pulls harder.
The locusts on hopping into the machine
soon reach tie small back portion. enter
the small bag and are attracted to tie rear
end by light which enters at the guaZe
door. When Il sufficient number are thus
captured. the machine is stopped: the cut
off is slid down in the box. thus shutting
the 'hoppcrS in the bag; hole is dug be-
hind the machine. the bag tipped into it.
the 'hoppers buried. and ''prcsto!" the
thing is done.
The advantages Of this machine are
many. some Of which is tlat it requires no
additional expense to ruin it. rs for Oil. tar
etc; it will catch the winged locl,sts as
well rs tn" young. if operated on cool
mornings and evenings: and is adapted to
almost all conditions of growing grain.
The machine can be made for about ten
dollars. perhaps less. From all appear
ances. the machine will give good satisflc-
ton, and armed with it we may hope to
make successful strike against Al
''locust monopoly that may try to brus.,
us in the future.
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restore f's~ q iyc' ire rTgTHg 70
..,.e strength, c.-.i pyo!noh t.
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IL. :..e pPrjoITss0 . Al iftoF.
Tric~, rl." i."''Ir; a.. ta'g
siE LottteF, 50.
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What Boys Should Learn.

! Not to tease boys or girls smaller than
| themselves.
Not to take the easiest chair in the room
put it in the pleasantest place. and forget
to offer it to the mother when she comes in
to sit down.
To trea, their mother as politely as if she
We're a stranger lady who did not spend
her life in their service.
10 be Is kind and helpful to their sis
tiers as they expect their sisters to be to
them.
10 make their friends among good boys.
TO take pride ia being Il gentleman at
home.
10 take their mother into their conf
dcnce if they do anything wrong: and
above all. never to lie about anything they
have done.
To make up their minds not to learn to
smoke. chew or drink remembering that
these things cannot be unlearned. and that
they are terrible drawbacks to good men.
and necessities to bad ores.
To remember that there never was a
va~ahOnd without these habits.
TO remember all these rules, and they
are sure to be gentlemen.
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Debts Of Honor.

The famous Paui .iSoes. having resolved
to pay his debts. hrst discharged those
which he deemed debts es honor. An art
isan, who was one of his creditors, called
on him ard presented his bill:
Il have no money just aow, my fi.ien,i-
have no money just now" u
But, sir. know that You paid away
fifty pounds this morning. and that you
have still some left
'Oh! that was a debt of HONOR
"Well, sir. will make mine one also
and. so saying. the man threw his accounts
into the fire. Paul paid the debt on Il q
SPOT.
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On y.
BrJ. o. N. BRlxS.

Only rslics, yet precious and pure,
Are the dreams CT The days Of old;
Though they tell Of wounds that no charm can cur
And of bright hopes, dead and cold
Only visions Of forest ways,
Only thoughts OF happier days,
Only the glow of life sunrise maze
When our morning sun was shining.
Only, II may be, lock Of hair,
Or q flower sere and dry;
Only a pictured face, 80 .:..I
IN the light of the hours gone by;
Only a sigh for what may not bS.
Only y yearning wish to see
Tho light that beyond this mystery
For the weary ones b shining.
Only thoughts Of the gladstone time,
When the world Of our youth was bright,
Only memories Of joys sublime
The CLEANS Of youth fairy light;
Only Hashe. tina; come and 60.
only the thrall that sets heart. sglow,
Only sweet hope, thai used to know
When fancy's rays were shining
Only voices we hesr no more.
But the echoe- haunt Dur ears:
Only dream tina; are a. and DER,
That we mourn through the lonely years;
Only the burden of hidden pain,
Only 10 weep for ea-ure. siain
Only lays me- 10 come again
When love on our life was shining.
Only sweet things loved too well,
And thought would be orr. for aye;
Only the sound Of a dole III knell
Whom our sunlight pas: away;
Only to find that the sunny beam
or loye still fades like passing dream,
Only to wait for The glorious CLEAN
Whore he dealh,e., sun is shining.
Only the clasp of a parting hand
by the silent rivers shore,
When some dear one sails for the unseen land,
And We see their face no more;
Only TO gaze Ger The waters Grear, ,
Only to waii ill The call We hear
'Come over now. for the rest Is near,
And your true .i:e-ligh is shining
Only The cross that all must bear.
Only earh weight Of woe;
Only TO learn Fl IN each wear" care
The patience he pure must know;
OnlyT'hi and what. welcome wait
To gladden. our souls 4. The pearl! gate,
Only to toll ill the night i. late,
Then go whore The morn is Inning.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-11-15
DO Not Face the Light When at Work

Statistics kept by oculists employed in
intirmarics for eye diseases have shown
that the habit Of some persons in facing a
window from which the light falls directly
in the eyes as well rs on the work. Injuries
their eyes in the end The best way is to
work with side light. or, if the work
needs strong illumination. so that it is
necessary to have the working table be-
fore the window. the lower portion of the
latter should be covered with screen, so
as to have Il top light alone, which does
not shine in the eyes when the head is
slightly bent over and downward toward
the work.
In the schools in Germany this matter
has already been attended to and the rule
adopted to have all the seats and tables so
arranged that the pupils never tace the
windows. but only have the side lights
from the left: and as light simultaneously
thrown from two sides gives an interfer-
cncc of shadows. it has been strictly tor
hidden to build school rooms with Win
dOws on both sides. such illumination hay
ing also proved injurious to the eyes of the
pupils.
We may add to this the advice not to
place the lamp in front Of Won when at
work in the evening. but little on one
side; and never to neglect the use of shade.
so as to prevent the strong light shining
in the eyes. This is especially to be con-
sidcred at the present time. when kerosene
lamps. with their intensely luminous
flames, become more and more common.
-Medicat Journal.
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Payne's Age Of Reason.

PAYEE'S AGE OF REASON il the largest
and the Best Liberal Publication in America
" hi.e its mission is to unieferih he mind, OF men
from he ci-rna! superstition, of the 81 , it i.
..r,t-cla-s family Journal a well. Livery Indie
pendent Thicker can bu: he pleased with ii and
such are respectfully solicited 10 give il their
support. Specimen copis, fifteen cenrs.
Address SKrII WILBUR PAYNE,
Eoit,r,
$50 3nl l4l Eighth Street, Ne'' York.
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Important Announcement.

In consi !eration Of the continued farl :imss,
aHd wishing to increase a know edge of and in
tcrest in Phrenology and Health Reform, it has
been deemed best to reduce the price of
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1877-01-18
A Weed Good for Tanners,
Correspondepce clinton III. } Public.

Correspondence Clinton H. Public.
Along the Missouri Valley bot
toms can be found in disagreeable
abundance a noxious weed called
polygonuns amphi6iuna, or heart weed
1t is almost impossible to get rid OF
it when it once takes possession OF
the land. But as is asserted, moth
ing was ever made in vain; so with
this weed. BY accident it was dis
covered that this despised weed con
tanned superior qualities for tan
nlng leather, and is in many re
spects better for that purpose than
either oak or hemlock bark. The
discoveries of this process are now
building large works, at a cost OF
thirty thousand dollars, in the town
of Little Sioux, for the purpose OF
distilling this tanning extract from
the weed, and as there will be nc
scarcity of material, it will undoubt
edly prove profitable. This extract
is three times richer in its proper
ties for tanning than is oak or hem
lock bark, and gives a soft, smooth
finish to the finest calf-skin. With
1T hide can be thoroughly tanned
in about four weeks, while with
bark it takes from twenty-five days
to four months to do the same work.
A similar extract, made in Europe
is now extensively used in the East.
ern tanneries for finishing leather
but owing to its great cost bark is
the cheapest. With this new dis
covery in Iowa there will be quite O
revolution in the tannery business
as tanneries can now be established
in the West. Heretofore tanning
could not be carried on profitably
away from the bark producing re
oions, on account of the heavy cost
of transportation. Consequently
the West furnishes the green hides
to the East, and then brings them
back in the form of leather Thus
is added freight both ways and al
endless amount in commissions to
the men through whose hands the
hides and leather pass. Now
tannery can be located wherever il
may be found convenient or profit
able
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1877-01-18
"Closed for Re turns"

At eight o'clock yesterday morn
ing the proprietor of a small saloon
on Beaubien street put down the
curtains, locked the door, and
was walking off when he was hailed
by policeman. The saloon 81
crossed the street to the officer and
said:
"Dot place is closed up for Won
week"
"What's the matter?" asked the
officer.
"Well, CANT stand such foolings
aroundt. In de first place a man
comes in and says: swell, Dilden
is elected" and he kicks Offer the
chairs. Pooty soon comes anudder
man in und he says: "Hooray
HAYES has got 'em nowr' and he
kicks ofer a dable. Anudder mans in
little:vhile comes in and gals out
Nobody is elected any more!' an d
he preaks some glasses. Shust like
dot has been for a week and / am
CLEAN discouraged. If somebody
says Dilden Is elected, / pellet dot;
if somebody says Hayes is elected,
pellet dot; if somebody says that
nobody is elected / feels like dis
country vhas going to some dogs
right away"
"Yes, it does bother onef' con-
soled the officer.
Tell all der poys dot l have
closed up for returns, und dot some
body CANT get in" replied the man,
and he turned his face hoineward.