The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1877-01-26
FACTS ND rAxctEs.

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4 UAvBfRy girl ays y frosty mn.
taohe u just Ike = plate Of lee cream
WnEEEYEa . lot II men undertake Il,
crowd women ont " . legitimate caltisg
they make ~ Paul responsible for il.
IN this country there are nov FORTY.
seven young women christian n@.soels.
tions, formed on plans similar 10 tbo
young mems christian a~ssociatlona
DURING a recent gale q full clothes
line Of freshly washed linen, headed by q
red flannel shirt, passed over a Mas.
sachdsetts town, says the local paper,
bound east. %
WHAT a silent old world IL would be II
men talked only as much ~ they think.
A fellow would have to carry q rattle
around with him to make a noise with.
-Hapkege.
A LARGER percentage Of Danes than
any other nationality has embraced Nor.
monism, but of late years the effort Of
the missionaries in that country have
been thwarted by the interference Of the
government.
He was q well-meaning man, but they
bad been married a long while, and
when he ~playfully asked her what was
next TO nothing, she sarcastically an.
swered that at this season of the year che
thought his winter hannels were.-Nor.
wich Bulletin.
The other day some of the boys in.
duced a young man from Flint creek to
take hold of the handles of a galvanic
battery. As it ~puckered him up he
roared Jimmy Criminy, let M!
Who ever heard of a thing that made
you taste green persimmons with your
hands, before ?"
"IoUNG man, do you ever drink ?"
asked a mild looking sman, accestinr
Jones. "Well, yes, thank you, as lisa
cold morning | don't mind" replied
Jones, removing his quid of tobacco.
Don't do it any more" rejoined the
mild man, "or you will be eventually be
cursed. Coed morning!
Ware glad to see that the ladies' are
again forming reading clubs for the win.
ter. The reading club is an organization
that discusses the character of Shak-
s~peare's Portia for fifteen minutes and
the best manner of cutting q basque on
the bias for an hour and a half, and
rarely fails to be of great profit.
LIFE OF A LEAF.
flung n leaf on a summer stream
THat | p.ucked from an alder tree,
And ! watched IL dance in the sunny beam,
"0hI for a life like that leaf" ! cried,
"floating along on the sunny tide"
Over The water eame a hr4,ze
And IT hurried the leaf ao. &
Down to the margin stopped the trees,
And they wins err II a gentle song
ooh f"r a lille like the nj, % I ctiei.
Ever in sunshine and tCng 10 glide"
Fast spei The leaf on its Joyous wav,
Till 1t reached the rocks in The river;
over The ! dye, nmid foam and spray,
Went The leaf ana WIS IDst forever.
'Ah, mel Is liz like The Leaf 20 ! cried
Lake the Leaf, the echoing rock replied,
ADoNIs-Miss Jones, do you think
Brown 50 awfuIly ugly Miss J.--Uglyl
No, indeed Why we all think him ex-
nice-looking Adonis- Well,
| was talking to him on the stairs Just
now, and a lady Iassed, and | heard her
say, That's the ugliest man l ever
saw /" And there was nobody there but
him and me!
LET'S go shares!" This was a com
non expression among boys when we
we're young, and perhaps it is now.--Ow
Dumb Animdls. They must have been
very nice boys. There have been boys
who said Let's 60 in snucks :" but it
nay be doubted whether any boy, unless
t was little Richard Grant White, ever
"let's go shares"
"WHAT's in that satchel? ?" Said a
New York police justice to a bleareyed
brought up before him the
'ther day That" said the victim,
contains the returns of all the states
including Dade &C unity, Florida, and the
bulldOzed' parish Of Louisiana, and
hey show tibet | am president-elect of
be United States" 1.-TWO months"
MD the justice, and the prisoner was rs-
orted out.
ONE of TIC pccu ~igrities of feminine
0rrespondents AT the national capital
that they speak of every round shout
cred man as having "the student stoop."
hey seemed to lack that breadth of COM
Zee. ssary to enable them to
that a congressman may be
und-shouldered from being Graded in q
before he was large enough TO
in an upholstered chair and spit to.
eco juice.
A SERVANT qill who had been admon-
led by her mistress to be very careful
"washin' up" the best tea.things was
erheard shortly afterward indulging in
e following ~soliloquy while in the act
wipiug the sugar basin: at | was to
op this ere basin, and was to catch it,
suppose ! shouldn't catch it; but if I
IL to drop it, ant wasn't to catch il.
,kon | should catch it."
KITTY OF CoLEEAINE.
beautiful Kitty, one morning, was tripping.
Ith q pitcher Of mils from the fair of Cole
Iaine,
en- she saw me she stumbled the pitcher ii
1 all h sweet buttemlik watered the plain.
what shall ! do nov Twas looking at you
SURE, such a pitcher I'll ne'er meet again.
as the piide Of the dairy; on, Barney M'Iesrv,
on er sent as q plague TO the girls OF C,le.
rsinc"'
down beside her, end gently did chide her
nat such = misfortune should give her such
pain;
SIS | then givc her, before ! did leave her
9 vowed for safh pleasure She break il sgaiu.
IS hsy-naklrG ie' scr, I can't tel the rea-ou,
s%ibfiuncs will never come single that's pIlin; \
very soon s'ier poor hit;y's disaster,
tevil . pitcher was Vhole in Coleraipe.
GRtIHic idea OF The den o.alized
iition of society in South Carolina
furnished to CuugrcsSman Abbott al
:. c., the other day. An -
was tr. ing TO build a fire in
room, was 50 slow that the Judge
ii him what the matter was. The