Vermont farmer. [volume] (Newport, Orleans County, Vt.) 1870-1877, 1877-03-23
WAITS AND HINTS.

japan is fully civilized they have pump
kin pies "nutcakes and cheese" are nearly
invented
Who denied i'll Col. Bob. Ingersoll said
the other night that Hayes is as good re-
publican as ever lived. Yes, and vastly
better than the average.
Boston is elated, in fact, Gifted up" with
pride. Its favorito minister - Philips
Brooks-speaks 100 words per minute, and
the Hubite can't catch breath, and that is
what they like. I...
Tho shock Of IN earthquake was iolt at
Troy the other day. Calm your fears, it
was the "rasiling" Of the prisoners in Iras-
burgh Jail, whose old feudal walls withstand
the ravages Of time SO well.
So Bennington is in trouble people can't
get there Cough, and Anna Dickinson,
and Banks and our Rosa has tried and
could not come TO time. Turn the case over
to the commission on Spitz dog or blue glass
Biblical scholars will be pleased to learn
that the Vanderbilt heirs have unanimously
resolved to stand by the old testament
Boston TranScript.-William II. thinks
they have quite as much regard for the
'new."
The grasshoppers will "gct up and git
now. The President has appointed three
men, one from Massachusetts,, one from Ii.
linOis and one from Missouri to "set" on
them. AS a remedy that is sure, safe and
speedy.
Last week the commissioners Of the state
went to Rutland to locate the workhouse
Hurry up gentlemen, as we were also il
Rutland and found lots of loafers who DOM
appear TO earn their salt. The workhous'
is just the thing needed, and in more thar
one county.
According to the Springfield Republican
il was an old fame and the st. Adams Mes
scnger that defeated Judge Poland, all o.
which will be regarded as piece OF new
in these parts. We see that the Repub
licau still persists in telling all the news,
not just the truth about it.
The Boston Journal says Grants admin
lstratiOn was pestered by projects of Cuba
recognition. Surely, we should like t
know who did more Of that business tina
Ulysses s. Grant himself He sent Bah
cock on an annexation expedition and sighe'
for it 10 his last inaugural.
We never knew the advantage Of bein
cross.eyed till VIC have noticed the alacrit
OF the average "Organ" editor, in discernin
the similarity Of Hayes and Grant. The
praised the latter just as they do the former
while in fact they are as unlike a
they could be. The party papers ar
being converted" too rapidly for ger
uine work.
Massachusetts, to the front! Hydropht
bia is explained. 1t is worm under tn
canine tongue which "wiggles" and max
the Spitz mad, aud hence all our woes. Jui
. take the worm out and all is we'll. Ho
) simple! That is the way mosquitoes al
, cured of their sting, you see Prof. Ores:
, has told us of the tape worms, etc., but nj
0 of the dog worm.
Just as we expected, the sewing machin
man has got into trouble, good enough Fl
him. His name was Gleason; he operat,
+ in Windham county; he forged a note,
J.. fact, two notes was detected and arreste'
!, will be "put through" by the county cou
, now in session aud as their motto is, "L'
!. no guilty man escape" he will go where
' beongs-to Windsor. Beware of men wit
| sewing machines you know.
t Wiuooski has a band of semi.lunati
7 who are going in for the greenback heres
e We suppose it is as true Of fools as
It dogs, each has his day. Thirty Frenchm
? listened to the address, which discussed L
t nature of money in facilitating exchang'
) and stimulating both production and CO
u sumption of products; pitched into t
II banks and exhibited tho immense inco
II venience of substituting silver dollars f
y greenbAcks."
oi Mr.. Throckmorton has our compliment
~ Throckmorton is member of congrC
ID from Texas. Throckmorton favors 4
y Texas and Pacific railway, and he sends
his speech on the same issued from the 60
a eminent printing Office. Thank you, Throc
It morton, but we want no railways and CT
Is Is tainly none subsidized by the national govel
% ment. Throckmorton says the north'
. states have had more than their share
TT lands 80 we have. and railroad bonds al
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