Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-07-18
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

Policeman's motto-Give US arrest.
Is this announcement Of "Holy
War" fair sheik2
1t is pleasant to hear a duck OF a
woman say II swan"
The Philadelphia Mint will turn
out few $50 gold pieces.
The Oregon farmers will realize
$4,000, 900 this year from wheat.
Flora Temple Is only 80 years old;
but she has led fast life, and must
die.
The interest of Sergeant Bates in
our banner never abates and never
flags.
A good man for quarrel is Field
Marshal Wrangle Of the German
army.
The cork corset is a.late device for
fashionable bsthers. OF corset is q
good thing.
A leading character In naviga-
'tion--the youth who leads the mules
of canal boat.
The Virginia Chr ronicle says an
Improved Order of White Men is
what is needed.
Mr.. Habberton is not likely again
to produce anything so good as
."Helen's Babies"
Having fed again, Oakley Hall is
regarded one of the most flighty men
of modern times.
A female justice of the peace in
Wyoming recently fined her husband
heavily tor flirting.
1t Is teaching of the Koran that
all those who are Constant in hope
II be rich IN fruition.
Counterfeit dimes increase the
quantity but not the quality of con-
tribution-box offerings.
"Frozen gin" is a popular summer
drink in London. 1t may be clsssed
under the head of"liquor-ice."
One of the gossips says that Hilton
is constantly quarreling with Libbey,
the old merchant partner of Stewart.
The President had his picture
taken on the Fourth OF July. The
act is aprecedent for other .Presi-
dents.
BY . sortie Mouhktar Pasha ex-
poets to open communication with
the Kars garrison. That's the sortie
man he is.
When you try to wind up watch
with key that won't fit, you realize
how hard it is to get grip on the
sfleeting hour.
Capt. Crapo aud wife, in the New
Bedford dory, bound for England,
were spoken $50 miles out. They
were hunkey dory then.
Chinese creditors in San Francisco
ecut up debtor with cleaver when
he will not pay up. 1t Is new way
of declaring dividend.
They say the count wasn't fair, and
prove 1t by the letters:
8. j. TI-L-D-E-N-S
X. b. H-A-Y-E-s-7.
Those who SAID the Chief Justice
of the United States was not we'll
treated at Charleston must Waite a
little longer before they will be be-
lieved.
Josh Billings says he knows people
who are so fond of argument that
they will stop and dispute with a
guide-board about the distance to the
next town.
There is nothing but q plain slab
at the head of the mound, but the
simple inscription upon it tells its
own sad story: "He was umpire in
close game.'
Texas papers are discussing the
probable number of counties in the
State. Some maintain that there
were s2A when the last Legislature
got through.
For bringing in tho largest num-
Der of Baltimore children to Sunday
school, Miss Roderick has received a
gold medal worth $50. This was
Roderick's due.
The Iowa State Register has got
Mr.. Blaine, who is getting to be we'll
know as the brother-in-law Of Gail
Hamilton, on the track for the Presi-
'dency the next time.
The editor of the Richmond Bea-
con says: "Ohl for some spot where
the sun never shines and the zephyrs
never play" Perhaps he might buy
the MammOfh Caua ON cradit and