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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-15
HOrAR NInlRn.

Chief OF Police Ripley yesterday re-
caiyed the following telegram from w.
l.. Sharp ~ Son, SLeubenville, dated No
vember 18th: 1--WE had horse and bug
" stolen At s o'clock this evening from
IN front Of our store. The horse is bay
mare about Is hands high, heavy shout
der, soping HRS, tro,s in harness and
PAGES under saddle The buggy is a
Prince Albert, striped red IN imi stion
o. bsssa. work. Please notify hotels and
lvervmen.'
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Renedict Nercnnded.

TIE GermsEia singing society, last
nigut, serenaded Mr. Charles Stentzel,
IN active member OF the organization, At
his residence in Che Eighth ward. The
occasion was the new life Mr.. Stentzel
nas recently assumed in the role OF q
benedict. The serenade over Mr.. Stentzel
invited the serenaders into the house,
where the night was spent in partaking
o. refreshments and IN singing and
speaking,
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wife ECatCr.

Fred. Swei,zar, the Bel'aire ssioonist
who was arrested some time ago for rob
bipc mar who slept in his saloon over
night, and who is now out on $1,000
bail, whipped his wife mos numerically
Yesterday. His trial comes Oft soon, and
"a his wiio's testimony is against him, this
!. the reason assigned FOR the assault. A
gsrrant was issued for his arrest,
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STANDARDIZATION Al ss*.
NotcS Gathered Here a''d There ~
REGISTER E"IOriers.

SHERIFF KINNEY Wys IN town ye- Re-
day, distributing invitations TO quite
lumber of our citizens to attend Court
next week. :
TIE Street Commissioner has his force
trading the sidewalk, on I uover street
rom the railroad to Comme,c's, BlacE
preparatory to laying d board walk.
Hrpa it will prove better one than the
last.
IuE cocpers, some fifteen in number
i'm Park Il Cos keg iac.oIyr came ont
ON a strike Yesterday. They sre getting
one con: per keg, aud they demand one
AID one hslf cent per- key. The strike
vii. throw "a number OF other hands out
Of gmp.oymen. o.siGes the coopors.
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Tho ,,arl.s of rfa IsnB,usr last evening
;rdics,od : fon, & I,cbas
The Ragon departed FOR Parkersburg
yesterday morning.
The Ike Hsmmet and bsrges left yes
terday for st. Louis.
Inc Gf"hit' o'"'e' rom I"r.smou'n
10 =, 1 us ourgn' pSsseu up SeS'e,uay'
Inc Market boy leu 10Y M"''"'oF"s
yesterday
Inc courier i lo--Hy regular ! at
,b,. Jnnr,ip', I, Snr P.tt,bn-gh ~ ''.
Mo phSn,n, T.I.mrar, o,d O,u.
arc ,n.r;n,, t,,r -oa,,,.- , i',, ''.,,
TEo Si,3n.o1 U1r,.r ,.ayn y, The
oe1r, - mi sd.st 5nr ,,rorrd.J L.,..,.
onnasitc The w.ror w.rkl v..-.-lsy an.
wen, on down t.s rjyyr.
rBy Telegraph
Ior1svrr1E Noyenbar 14-R,inirg
River & ,.cf & ircI,.s IN tho co,sI
fIIT'hUteH' No'enlUe1 if'-h'Ver
feet = inches ana iaIllng. Weather
''ouuy al. cool
LITTLE ROCK November IA. " Gather
c-o"ly ana RAINY N'er IAlllhS Will
leet on the gauge
VIcKsBUBG, November IL Weather
rsiny; mercury 70. River rose inch.
Down-Cotton Valley and U z .ScbeDk.
OP-haH'' ATfi''d--N oioFsdo'
MEMPHIS, November l4.-River fell
inches, and now stands at 9 feet 3 inches.
Weather RAINY; mercury G1 Departed
Scudder, New Orleans; Parker, Cinc.a-
natl.
NEW ORLEANS. November 14-Arrfv-
ed-Danubc and Maria Louise Red river.
}. Wilson, OuachiLa river. Departed
Thompson Dean, Memphis; Maria
Louise, Red river; J. Wilson, D. S.eeu.
and Clara 5, Ouachita river Weather
cloudy and warm.
Sr I.o,-r, Novo,,b,- Il A-.,.,4
CsnitsI DIV lrnmnFis. Tod,. ,,o
Pe6rIs. A,l,S1.,s 81 Poni noSo-,oG
Arkansas n, PsYI. LsIv Loo Pso+is
Weather c.npdv with hasvx rain in tho
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Wtslern.N Nail Association.

The Western Nail Association met at
Pittsburgh yesterday All the mills in
this city were represented, the gentle
men attending from here arriving home
on the train which arrived one hour late
last evening. The regular routine
business Of the Association was gone
through with, but no business Of IMPORT
snee was transacted. The Association
a jOurned 10 meet next month.
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sIrncI, WI, HnnIdcr.

Route Agent Shg.lewortb, on the
BalJimor" and Ohio road, was struck
with boulder whIe coming out of Nc
C.usEy.s restaurant, yesterday morning
sprut 4 o'clock. He was severely in
i1rod in the side, and had to be taken
home. No clue las yet been obtained SIS
g. The perpelra,cr Of the outrage.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-15
SMALL. TALK.
condensed Notes al Currc"i Gossip
In and About Gown

Condensed HOIcs al tuTfcHi So-N't
Tn and AbOut Gown
BoARp of Education tonight. g..
ONE marriage license issued yesterday
THE Grand Lodge Of Masons will meet
in Wheeling next year.
PaoF. HERMANN will mesmerlse at
the Opera house tonight.
Foys release deeds admitted to record,
Yesterday, bv the county clerk.
&c. NELSON, of Pittsburgh, will "hold
the fort" at Parker's hal tonight.
A LOT of miners tools have been stolen
from George Crumbacker's coal bank
valued at $50.
CONRAD PETERS and wife were pat
under bond-Iot Mrs. Hamn, as was
stated in Yesterday mornings paper.
OK Thanksgiving night the school Of
the St. Jacobus congregation WI ! mold "a
Cbildren's Concert in Germans Hall.
THE large brick smoke stack which
hiss been standing near the Baltimore
and Ohio shops, was torn down yesier-
day.
TIE game law in Ohio expired yes.er.
day. and Quail and other small game are
now the legitimate prey OF tho sports
man.
The habit Of selling seats twice, at the
Opera house, won't win, and the sooner
.no management appreciates that tact the
better.
The new water fixtures have been put
in the debtors rooms at the comfy jul,
and these rooms will hereafter be used
Tor mild cases Of lunatlcS.
LIST DAvENPoRT & Co.. will on the
first of January next, GU, the grocery
business, and will turn their attention
entirely to the pork packing business. ..
OWING to the brcnking Of Al axel on
the engine, the westbound train over the
Baltimore and Ohio rosd. due here ~
8.4j o'clock Tuesday morning, was TWO
hours late.
> GRAND Fair will be held in Germa
ria Hail, on December 9th, 18th and SUI,
by the Womeu's Society OF the Zion Lu-
rnersn congregation, for the benefit OF
The church.
FRANK WALTERS has rendered the use
of his meadow, free Of charge, Tor tie
sham battle, to take place on Thanks
giving day. 1t has not yet been decIced
TO accept the otter.
The Chas. Uaylor and Jennie Hughes
R.sL-' lgIT IN ~ .Dr.
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Sch4nck's, PuImOBie syrup for the
cure of COnsumpiiOu, Coughs
and Colds

The great virtue Of this medicine IS that
il ripens the matter and throws IT out oil
the system, purihes the blood, ana mus
effects a cure.
sCHENCK's SEA WEED TONIC, FOR THE CURE
OF DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, sc.
The Tonic produces Il healthy action %
the stomach, creating an appetite, lotln'
ing chyle, and curing the most OBSTINATE
cases OF Indigestion.
sCHRNCK's MANDRAKF PILLS, FoRTHECURE
or LIVER CONF LIANT, q.
These Pills are Alternative, and produce
healthy action OF the liver, without Inc
least danger, as they are tree ron calolhel,
and yet mo etiicaclous in restoring
healthy action OF the liver.
These remedies are a certain cure iOL
Consumption, as the PQlmonlc syrup
ripsnS the matter and purihes the Dloou'
The Mandrake Pills act upon the llNei,
create a healthy bile, ana IemONe al az
eases OF the liver, often cause OF Con
sumption. The sea Weed Tonic give one
and strength 10 the stomach, makes
good digestion, and enables the organs 10
form good blood and thus creates a
healthy circulation OF healthy blood. me
combined action Of these medlclnS, as
thus explained, viii cure every case OF
Consumption, II taken IN time, ana the
use OF the medicines persevered IN,
Or. Schenck is professionally AT ms plIh
ciual office, corner sixth and Arch StreStS'
PhiiadelDhia every Monday, where 81
letters Tor advice must 90 addressed.
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EHIIin WI.cas.

Yesterday afternoon SIS 9 twO-borse
wagon loaded with wheat was being
driven down Market street, near the head
Of Ninth, ono Of TIC hind wheels came
OF, letting the load down IN the street.
Another wagon was procured aud the
load transferred In Il.
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BUY your Cloaks ri Emshei er Bros.
They open new CIosks almost daily.

To reduce stock ana raise money |
will sell this week standard cloth prints
for less than . cents per yard ard .sl
other dry goods and carpets for less
money than quoted in sDy paper or
circular distributed IN the city. Come,
See and examine before buying, corner
o. Main and Twentieth streets. i. ".
Ferre..
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-15

MOTHERS For Buns and ~ca.d-,
REMEDY. Bites OF insects, Pou ON ny
Ivy, FrOze Limos and Parts, DISrhaIgIu-
Sores, Milk leg, Sore and Mcck Ey's,
BOilt, Carbuuc Is. FcIons ana -lycs, sore
Nipples, Broken Breasts, ETySipclHs, Acute
Pains, Headache, Earache aud loothachr,
Blind and Feeding Piles, bleeding OF The
Lung, Uterine Urmorrhagr and Inna-
mat Ons and UlCcratiuus peculiar 90
females, Is SANFORD'~ EXTRACT o. WITCu
HAZEL. Ask ioT IL, because % is cltpT,
stronger and cheaper than any other, and
is warranted by Weeks e Potter, Whole
sale Druggists, 800 Washington 81, Boston
Mass. OCl|b
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sir -uIar Rcnnest

a lady yesterday entered 3 telegraph
Office q few miles from here, and told
G." manager that she was looking for q
.'-q.lch, aud as It WAS of very great I'M
po-tsn"e, she requested tfst the operator
be- not allowed 'o rna5 e.
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TRE IPENCERIAN
S TEEL ? E n s

Varieties suited 10 rNssy ...e a.!
writing For sale by the trade generally.
s sample card. cyulauIug one each 81
ire Fifteen HUNTERS, by m.ll. or receipt
or en-. cents.
IVI~DN. rLAKFM AN.TANLOE.ECo.
lf>and "a, Grand stree, y. s.
m,iS-ngw-2bW
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EB-Oi superior ENGLISH manufactured
aud lastly celebrated Tor Eli S,icity, Duu-
bility and EvennesS or POin'. IN - sum
Der.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-15

IF you want 10 get suitedlln 3 pair Of
Shoes, go to l.. Y. Bonds.
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BUY your Cioaks at Emsheimer Bros ,
HOG Main street.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-15

COLO j ". Ferreps store this week
for dry good, or carpets i you wal ii
bargain.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-15

THE che49es. C.Jaks and the .ares.
variety, u Em-Aeims-s.
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LAEsT STYLES ot-Shoes just received
81 l.. V. Bonds.
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ARRIVAL OF TRAINS.

Daily except Suuday-NewaIk Accom-
mediation.
.Strabeuvllie Accommodations
Fuu during the day passes backward ana
forward between Martins Ferry and
Brllg.Ie, stopping when required at Sher-
man aluse, -Etuuyille, W est hee!Iug
and Grave! Hill.
TIME TABLE Wheeling and Elm
Grove railroad, IN effect on and atteT Fir
cay, May b, 1871:
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ltE rtfa rt the city" the M
rry y.sag Cor g. g. Emshciu-
pr Drls
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CEEAr bargains in carpets and .ry
goods ,h.s week to reduce stock, a, the
corn of Main and Twentieth treeis. j
". FerIe.s.
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THE best all wool beaver Cloaks in
the city ut so at Emsheimer Bros.
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Quarters s. -. Fights 81 -
LIST o, PEIEEs.
APPROXIMATIONS PnIZr,.
J IIIIWTITN Ut - 10 VI|IT \ ~
NJ. A. DAlPHlN,
7. @. Box 90, New Orleans, Ia
MOTHERS

Monthly DrawIu- Tuesday. January 3,
1875. Capital prize $4,000. Ticket, s. utch.
Halves 81 uOSrW~gi
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6 gNTs' enc Shoes of the latest stylas
ust received ~ L. 7. Bonds.
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French Affairs.

The cheapest SHOES In the city st L. V
Bonds
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Condensed YIME TABLE,

DEPARTURE or TRAINS.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1877-05-30
A Lie without words.

George, bring home your arItn
metic tonight; | want TO see no"
nice you have kept it," said Ma
Wilson 10 ber little sou.
"Yes. ma'ani, answered George, as
be ran of
Now, George had not kept bis book
nice at all, but had been very care
less about it. IL was marked Win
bis pencil. and in one place stained
with ink, besides being Torn. and nav
iag a great many dogs ears IN II
George was ashamed TO take il hoEe'
and was little afraid also, because
be knew bis mother would be DIS
pleased to see the book she had so
recently bought for bin SO badly
used.
What do you think George did !
He borrowed Freddie Ho~e's arish-
meric. which was just ike bis. only
well taken care o., and carrying Il
hone. handed il 10 bis mother With
out saving word. Mrs Wilson ex-
smined the hook, and praised George
for taking such good care Oh 1t.
Do YOU think, little reader that
George was happy after acting such
q mean lie
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Predestinatian.

"Do you believe in predestins.
zion Z" said the captain Of a Misis-
sippi steamer to clergyman who
happened to be travelling with him
".Of course / do"
"And you also believe that what is
to be, will be 2"
Certainly"
"Well am glad TO hear it"
why ?"
Because | intend TO pass that
boat ahead 10 ifteen consecutive
minutes, if there be a0y virtue in
pine knoIs aud lOa led safety-valyes.
So don't be alarmed. for if the boiler
Amt to burst, then it won't"
Here the divine began putting on
his bat, and looked very much like
backing out, which the captain OBJ
serving, be said
81 thought you said you believed
in predestinaiiou, and what IS to be
will 10 be-
so do, but prefer being little
nearer to the stern when it takes
place"
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Phases OF Life.

There are in existence two periods
when we shrink from any great Vi
cissItndes-early youth aud old age.
In the middle Of life we are indifIer-
ent TO change ; for We have discover
ed that nothing ia, 10 the end so good
or so bad as it first appeared. We
know moreover, how to accommo-
date ourselves TO circumstances and
enough Of exerlion is still left in US
to cope with the event. But age il
heart-wearied aud tempssttorn il is
the crumbling eeuotsph Of fear and
hope Wherefore should there be
turmoil for the new snd evening
hours when all they coVet is repose
They see their shadow fall upon the
grave, and need TO be at rest beneath,
Youth is 40 less averse from change (;
bat that Is from exaggeration Of it's
consequences, for all seems to the
young so important, and so fatal.
They are timid, because thew know
not what they tear; hopeful, because
they know what they expect. De-
spite their esyety Of confidence, they
yet dread the first plunge into life's
unfathomed deep.
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rapa,as.sa -s,ae wor,s.


rfebab'y rsscy et aar r. AL. -
weald hae themselves razllrd II s,n.,
i1quisi,ive ebill shpald sa,i,lep'v de
m1nd Of sbsui 10 ssy ~bsi i. tb,
sfsssa' poFai sii58 ef .le ausiy ~
esula they b. ebaFss vim s.v ga
pahle ish1raGer u hey shanlj I,
Tess that thar eJ,sl. a.; .er es.r,ly
-wittia a few millions or 20 pa
the estimated increase Of population
10 1876 over that in 1879. upward Of
sI,0O0.0 900 OF course il must no,
be imagined that this enormous in
crease Is entirely owing TO the sx-
cess OF births over deaths, but 10 a
considerable degree 10 the results Of
recent censuses, mainly in Europe
aud India. and to more accarars
knoSledge Of regioEs hitherto up.
known. According to the estimate
gwen IN tie recent yearly issue Of
Behm and Wagner's reliable stalls
lIcai work, the population Of the globe
IN 1876 may be considered as being
,4S3, ,sl3 600 This estimate i
founded on the most recent data
which 1t was possible to obtain from
every country These data result in
the following figures for the chief
divisions Of the globe: Europe. 3O9..
us, 300 inhsbitants; Asia. s2l. 54s.-
$50; Africa, 1919. 92l 500; America.
s5.5l9,s 500; Australia and Polynesia,
4,I4s.600 Behm and Wagner give
a list of about 2l5 towns which con-
tain 100000 or more inhabitants, and
~ whose population reaches or sur
pass 100000 Those at or above a
million, are London, Paris, New
York with Brooklyn dated 10 1879.
Nienns, Berlin, Canton, aud Sesug-
ton, SehanehOwfu, and Singanfu, in
China.
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o. the Rampage.

Gilmore's Garden, New York, was
in an uproar the other morning. A
big elephant named Borsen, which
arrived from Liverpool for the men,
sgerie, was assigned to q place where
three other elephants were chained I;
and, being unaccustomed to stand
otherwise than alone, be became
very belligerent. He walked in front
of the other elephants as far as the
chain would permit, struck them on
the head with bis trunk, and seem
ed determined that they should ac-
knowledge bis superiority. Always
when several elephants are chained
together one masters the rest, before
peace is established. Mr. Hale, the
keeper of Borsen, gave him blows
with stout stick, and aided by sew
ersl other men, watched the beasts
through the night. Borsen enter
tanned a consequent grudge against
the keeper, and as the latter about
seven o'clock in the morning was
giving him water, bit him q blow on
bis side that knocked him twenty
feet away. Hale ran at Borsen with
his stick, but was seized and thrown
over the railing. Ga returning to
the charge, be was again seized, and
this time the beast was on the point
of plunging his tusks into him, when
Mr.. Charles McLain, the boss can
vassman, went TO his rescue and
dragged him out of reach. Borsea
then became furious. He broke his
chain, and started through the prem
ises with his trunk elevated and his
tail standing stifiy in a horizontal
position. He tore down a wooden
railing as if it were thread, and
went TO the lions cage, which be
knocked over. There was then
pandemonium of roars from all the
beasts. including the seals and sea
lions. Over twenty fed, but soon
rallied. and under :he leadership OF
Messrs. McLain and Mcdonald,
prodded the elephant with pirchforks
and tore bis ears with hooks until be
was secured. This was done by first
assoing one of bis legs as be step
ped, and then twining the rope
around his other legs, which caused
him to fall heavily. Then, being
helpless. his fore and bind legs and
iusks were cbsined- In this condi- |
ion, after tremendous bestings, he !
'ose, and was led to one Of the posts
o the garden, to which be was at
ached His ears were badly lacer- |
tied, and blood stresmed from
wounds on bis sides
An elephant after being conquered,
arely attempts the second rebellion.
md Borsen was quiet 10 few hours,
'beying the commands Of the attend
Ints. 1t took six hours to subdue
lin, and men were afterwards occu-
lied for hours washing away the
onstant dow Of blood. Mr. Hale
vas badly. but not dangerously hurt
,barles Rivers had . narrow escape,
Or the elephant At one time held him
nth his trunk, and WAS on the point
f driving his tu-ks into him when
iolent blow Of . club caused the
runk 70 loosen.
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Scandal.

What they say" is beneath your
notice. What's the use of lying awake
Of nights with the unkind remarks ~
some false friend running through
your brain ike forked lightning?
What's the use Of getting into a
worry and fret over gossip that has
been set a6oat to your disadvantage
by some meddlesOme busybody who
has more time than character These
things can't possibly injure you. un-
less, indeed you take notice Of them.
and in combating them give them
character and standing. n what is
said about you IS true. set yourself
right at odce; il it is false, let il 90 for
what it will, until il dies of inherent
weakneeg
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PMDE-A proud man is a fool 10
fermentation, swelling and boiling
like porrige. pot He sets his feath-
ers like an owl, to swell and seem
bigger than be is. He is troubled
with an Inflammation Of selt-conceit,
that renders him the man Of paste
board, aud a true buck knight lie
has given himself sympathizing love-
powder, that works upon him till
dOtage, and transforms himself into
bis own mistress, making most pas
sionate court 10 bis own dear perfee-
tons. and worshiping bis own image.
All his upper stories are crammed
with masses Of spongy substances.
occupying much spaee-as feathers
and cotton viii stuff cushions better
than things Of more compact and sol
i'll proportions.
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MONEY! give me money. or !
shall be driven TO a deed my soul
abhors.p Tue citizen produced a
baodfUl of silver with tremuious alae-
rity, and in then occurred ts him to
Inquire what particular form of felony
bis beDeyolence bad defeated -
"Work. mgttered The wanderer. as
be fobbed the coin and silently pa: sed
away.