The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-03-29
The Admirable Rules and Regulations OF the
Galveston Hotel.

This hotel has been built and ar
ranged for special comfort and con-
venience of the travelling public.
On arrival each guest will be asked
how he likes the situation, and ii he
says the hotel ought to have been
placed nearer to the railroad depot,
the location of the house will be i'm
mediately changed.
Corner front rooms, up only one
fight, for each guest.
Bath, gas, water-closet, hot and cold
water, laundry, telegraph, fire-alarm,
restaurant, bar-room, billiard tables,
coupe, sewing-machine, a grand piano,
clergyman, and all other modern
conveniences, in every room.
Meals every minute if desired, and
consequently no second table.
English, French, and German die.
tionaries furnished every guest to
make up such bill of fare as he may
desire, without regard to bill OF fare
afterwards at the Office.
Walters of any nationality and color,
if desired. Every waiter furnished
with llbretto, button-hole bouquets,
full-dress suits, ball tablets, and his
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hair parted in the middle.
Every guest will have the best seat
in the dining hall and the best waiter
in the house.
Any guest not getting his dinner red
hot or experiencing delay of sixteen
seconds after giving his order for din
der will please mention the fact at the
managers office, and the cooks and
walters will be blown from the mouth
of the cannon in front of the hotel at
once.
Children will be welcomed with de.
light, and are requested to bring hoop
sticks, and hawkeyes to bang the cary.
ed rosewood furniture especially pro.
vided for that purpose, and peg-tOpS to
spin on the velvet carpets; they will
be allowed to bang on the piano at all
hours, fall down stairs, carry away
dessert enough for small family in
their pockets at dinner, and make
themselves as disagreeable as the
fondest mother can desire.
Washing allowed in rooms; ladies
giving an order to s'put me on a flat
iron" will be put on at any hour OF the
day or night.
A discreet waiter, who belongs Of
the Masons, Odd Fellows, Sons o.
Malta, Knights of Pythias, K. O. NJ. S
and NJ. D. RS, and who was never
known to tell the truth or the time Of
day, has been employed to carry milk
punches and hot toddies to the ladies
rooms in the evening.
The office clerk has been CAREFUL,
selected to please everybody, and cal
lead in prayer, play draw poker, mattel
worsted in the village store, shake fol
the drinks at any hour, day or night
play billiards, a good waltzer, Cal
dance the German, make fourth a
euchre, amuse the children, repeat The
, Beecher trial from memory, is a goot
Judge of horses, as railroad or steam
boat reference is far superior to Apple
toms or anybody else's guide, will fir
J with any young lady, and don't mine
being cut to death when ''pa come
down. don't mind being damned an,
: more than the Connecticut river. Cal
| room forty people in the pest room il
the house when the hotel is full, at
tend to the annunciator and answe
questions in Greek, Hebrew, Choctaw
Irish, or any other polite language a
! the same moment without turning
hair.
Dogs allowed in any room in tn
house, including the w(h)ine room
Gentlemen can drink, swear, chew
gamble, tell shady stories, stare at ney
arrivals, or indulge in any other inno
. cent anusements, common to wa
> tering-places, in any other part of tn
hotel.
The landlord will always be happy
: hear that some other hotel is ''the bes
! house in the country
Special attention given to parties VIII
0 can give information as to chow thes
= things are done in
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