The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-10-30
NEWS AND NOTES.

ito any part Of the city" tor q cents
per coPy.
-Br,gham's widows are to hiring
out hook. II will be called THAT
Husband Of Ours"
About the most uncomfortable
seat . man can have, as a steady thing
in the long run, IS self conccit.
Speaker Randalrs Washington
residence is said to be a model oi taste
and an example ofeconomy.
Wendell Phillipsi~ 60. and SAYS he
begins to feel the weight of years, and
will leave the lecture field to younger
men.
The Esglish used tn saw. Scratch
Russian and you will fin,l Tartar"
Now the Russians say, Scratch an
Englishman and you will tind a Turk"
Madame Theirs. since her hn>-
hands burial. goes every day In vi>i;
his grave. between / anal , o'clock.
She spends there quiet quarter Of an
hour.
A Young Swcvlc. whom his hear
"rs regard IL u rival"i Mr.. M".ly in
evangelical work. has been c.,u,lnc,iu,
y series "f -ucs~>Stul revival meetings
In Minnesota.
The man who went from .Icr,Isalem
{" .1crirh" and tell AMONG the thieves.
hal evidently started out to organize
a new party. They all get there.
DIR. l.. sent in his Hill i"r visits
AMI medicine io SnoisrI-s, the other
day. whcrcuIp'n our friru.! propaee,i
tn pay IL, The pills anil i"r.inrn the
Visits.
Russia has one hundred anil
ihiriy-nine holidays in every year.
anal the Russian VIII" ,l,~->n't get
drunk "n these days j. surpassed To be-
in sympathy.
1t is reported that ex-Kins Anna
deus. Of Spain. intends to enter a
cloister. and has written Z" tina; effect
to the Pope. Grief for the death Of
his wife is said tn he the cause.
In n Russian Scliool the spelling
class wear out 4 new alphabet every
week. Some at the most knoity words
IRE <m"oihe,l off with jack plane be-
tore given Ia the class.
1t is computed that France now
possesses steam engines Of an aggregate
fnrce Of !. son, 900 horsepower This
j. equal To the effective labor of 81
OOO. 600 men. or about ten times the
industrial population.
-Dog-Seller-"That ere mammals
the real stock. mum. and dog cheap at
thirty dollars"
Young Widow-"It's sweet, pretty
darling. black and white; but. in my
present state of bereavement, you
must procure me one entirely black.
This will do very well in about six
months for half-mourning."
Sister: '.Well. YOU know. Bobby,
your eyes very infamei; you can't
90 out with Tommy Brown till that
speck Of dust's out Of it," Bobby
(anxious to be Off: ''Tm all right
know its out now"-(earnestly)"I-I
think heard il fall"
If you belong to the TONES, you must
give up note paper, and use large. ele-
CANT cards, about four inches by three.
You are at liberty to write on both
sides Of the card hoard. The envelope
fits closely over the card. and has q
monogram in colers on the back.
MIR. Longiellow will contribute q
poem, called "Keamos," to the De-
cember number Of Harper's. It will
occupy. with the illustrations. fourteen
pages of the magazine and will pre-
sumably prove interesting TO lovers Of
bric-a-brac.
Samuel Wynn, Of Bucks county,
nearly seventy years Of age, has been
in the habit during the past forty
years. Of e t,ing out of he'd at twelve
o'clock ut night and partaking Of a
hearty meal. The table Is set for him
every evening before the family re-
tires.
The Rev. John s. Holmes recently
opened 4 Massachusetts, dog show with
m eloquent speech. in which he de-
clarcd his belief in the Immortality of
dogs. and spike Of one particular dog,
who, with the lady he had rescued
from drowning. was now near the
throne Of God.
Bob Ingersoll SAYS that it takes
more sense Ia make good cook than
a tolerable lawyer. Anybody who |
has eaten beefsteak that resmbled q !
strip ofslippery elm bark. with the |
slippery left out, and has listened tn . |
lawyer talking for four hours tn prove
that asking the witness whether
his name is John Smith IL q leading
question. will he willing to walk up to
Robert and say: Put it there, you
horizontal-heade,l old pagan"
Western style ofobituary: He
Was an open-hearted. high-minded
man. generous in his impulsea. warm
in his habits and noble wherever he
found . friend in deed. He was q
whole souled man. and sel6shnes was
foreign to his glorious nature. Of
late years he has been in feeble health,
% that his friends feared that the
beautiful nature which made their
lives pleasant would not be always for
This coarse world. On Thursday, at IL L