The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-11-25
CHAT BY THE WAY.

deliver his third lecture mature and tho Bible"
CHAT BY THE WAY.
IL does follow person unsteady inclined
because he a great many crochcs his head, nor
he very religious because he preys neigh
bors
Tho courts IRE busy nowadays with tho frequently
successful attempts break willis OF certain rich
mon, but has yet succeeded In breaking
woman's will
The trouble with large proportion OF the marriages
In which happiness lives out only half the honeymoon,
and then changes to suspicion and despair, Is
that the enthusiastic lady excaims 81 have found
alter my heart" should have said, ~ havo
found young who Is alter my money bags.'
There are some important questions far beyond the
reach OF solution BY Tyndall or Huxley or Darwin.
They able 70 give the pleasant Information that
human being a chemical rctort, in which gnses
formed constitute mind and soul, but they APP
pallcd ana shake their heads despair when the
iron OF tho household asks Bridget how that
pitcher camo to be cracked, and she nnocently and
with tho bland smile Of childlike ignorance
misss' that she doesn't know but she supposes
must have done whom tho pitcher FIRST made.
That is the kind OF question which OF the
worlds greatest scientists answer And until It
DO settled whnt docs all this boastod advanced
thought" amount to?
Iryou want live economically In those hard times
just tell your WHO that she go church in her
old bonnet and you win probably have .'brol" that
viii last you ali day.
Don't BIO SO generous rs to "give . piece OF your
mind" TO a DETECTING negnbor until you satisfied
own business with.
The ladies arc peculiar race, not to be estimated
by tho ordinary standard OF value. Tho very
minute Evo committed her petit larceny she geDer-
ousIy offered Adam bite OF her APPLE and thus
him aSticeps crimsnis Ever since that time there
has been delusivo fascination in her acts. She SOL
EMMY swears the marriage service 70 '.obey" ard
yet IRON that very moment she begins to command.
She opens the siege by calling you pet Names prasng
your mustache and the color Of your eyes, and
der TO repay her admiration you offer her your last
dollar tor fur cloak, She refuses but coyly that
she convincos you that this was by pc
culiar way OF getting tho cloak, and then accepts as a
special favor you This Is all included In the mys-
tory Of housekeeping.
Kev. Joseph Cook is making theological STIR all
over Tho country. Wherever no goes the ra,iopasts
pour out of their hiding places like a OF bees
when you build IRE under the hive. II Is thought
that tho excitement will end In the organization or
= now sect We suggest that in Difference to the
good things which tho preacher has uttered his fol-
lowers be known hereafter as Cookies"
Wahave great sympathy for the poor fellow who
declared that ne had desire whatever to go to
heaven II II is as musical as 1t Is supposed to be-
.Just think" he says, ..of living In place whero
all sorts OF people practising oil sorts OF In
strumsnts ut the same timc II will DO a kind Of
everlasting rehearsal II is very evident that usic
has charms with which soothe that savage
breast
Some Of courts of justice very curiously
constituted. They compel witness 10 that no
will tell 'the truth, tho whole truth and nothing but
the truth" and then It utterly impossible for
him to keep his oath. II Is important for the lawyers
keep out Of sight part OF the truth and II
the witness expresses desire to tell tho whole story
his lips sealed and he told to keep still Justice
Is very remarkable thing and tho entire truth ex
actIy doesn't want, only that portion OF il
which Will enable lawyer gain his and both
Of them TO collect their tees.
The slippery days close at hand-she saddest OF
the year: days whom bits ice concca themselves
like enemy In ambush. You walk the sidewalk apA
parently the monarch Of all you survey; but your
pride goeth before fail, for you unconsciousy step
on tho differing crystal Of dcpravity and suddenly
mud yourself Studying astronomy with many stars
In view TO be properly rcckoned. After such ex-
perience your thoughts not expressed in those
we'll chosen and elegant words which are current In
good society," but apt to take tho shape OF series
reserved for extraordinary occasions.
Some people tho faculty oil looking stern facts
In the face. The dying wfcof clergyman called HIM
to her bedside ana told him plainly that his sorrow
would be assuagcd after awhile, that she wanted
him after tho funeral scrvices properly por-
formed 10 look about him and choose a woman OF
cheerful disposition for second wife. 1t being her
last request no thought ought to be WITH
and forthwith looked over and madc
HIS selection Since that time he has thought
full and melancholy. His household been madc
not only cheerful but very lively. He says II Is
fortaby warm there even there Is irc in tho
furnace and the mercury stands In the oldcn
days he used to have music in tho evening" whicE
very refreshing alter the days hard toll now. how
ever, no has shril music all the time.
A threc-armed child has been born in Michigan.
Ho is supposed TO DO relative OF the young
whom Mr.. Cough knew who had three hanus--his
right, his left and always little behind hand
Checrfulness rubs some OF tho rough corners Of life
smooth. This is the burden Of negro song which
has moro Of picty than poetry
Ole woman, don't YOU cry,
For dcy say about do SKY
Dat very cloud IL hcz silver linin,
Oar Is hoe cake on dc Shelf
30 10 an. help yourself
An don't be s,an'in' in de doan and wh,nn,.
Rev. Dir. Gates had serious quarrel with his wife,
which naughty thing Tor any 20 do but cspc-
caliy for clergyman. He had not only grace but
rrs, however, for when cxpostulatcd by his con-
ference he sluobornly refused 10 make any conccs-
sions Then tho brethren gave hun up closed their
exercises by singing 'Tno Gates Ajar.n
IL Is easy mako your home happy you Will only
remember that arc poor miserable wretch your
SELF and that your vito would probably have refused
you buntiy II she had known mnch about You then
as she knows now. II you happen TO get up In the
morning and lud tho house cold dont irct and tease
grumble until your wife rubs her hands md saws
with sigh OF despair and with aMgnincant glance,
'Ycs George, u is cold, and Tor that matter It's scod
all tho time now"
We have been reading the Advertisements in a spir.
tualisc paper and been greatly entertained there
with II anything Is the matter with you there
are oil mediums who Will rush frantcaIly into
cataIyptc A. and IoI The Insignificant sum OF flty
cents explore your interior as Stanley has Central
Africa's and look you through as easily as though
rf sxl. "A Than Ia