The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1877-01-24

harriet Fro-eOst spOfIord.
Variety.
a. lan sbs terrible cold is all overall over the
uauary-
was .aiH.i, an ofsu seen at funeral BLACK
Eids
Cirz surrius rusorH-KoeP civil tongue in your
hs,l
s-s-Wsssr that stayed ou, in the cold and went
O. aie-f.
Tbs a-aisis mes, commonly sold at fancy fairs is
~ risiior-
rbgy call the widow Hay Of Philadelphia. grass
ri1uE-
Hs ur-uar House is what wagner's musical enc
ma cal H.
Ths worst tind Of government bOnds-The vAgn-
bouda IN utsse-
lsus eEr-Tbs ssg The old hen measures by to
aats nsv Goes.
a Hsy lhus always lights up wOuan's despair
R1i-Iueut-
mau via a big nose isn't always handsome, but
hs'i uobsy.
Speaking Of the round world, much can be said on
lbo-t sidul.
marriage 0a a railway train may properly be
ualiod a railway tie-
III - .uuu-rs So, cue taiug at a time to happen,
flsrisIly tEius-
Any youpr Nis would rather have ber cOrsets
tiraf thHn hur Z" fellor."
nsFls vhe AT never Ikely to take the WIN for the
Dued-LsvvcuE.
Tht sampu-snot movement on Long Island is
--ulv Surrounded by water
SoF a good tine % bay thermometers. They
hurt hsu1 luv Eisoe last fAl-
Wh.t -u-5 Is Always pronounced wrong. even by
az heri scholErf Wrong.
-I-H ssus 70 thee wben daylight sets !" as the
l.uplirtic- sAis 10 the lamp.
Tbs rsutiasi uho did 10, sleep on his watch had
l.8 q Al ths paEnhroker'E
lh very cold weather. and yet lovers do not see
tts seusr 81 huEgiag a stove.
Whu-r H-r the beauiirul May flowers we used to
huE- sbougf Caa he florists tells
Ehnt - Il uhish has a mouth and never speaks,
sss bed vst never sieeps' A river.
Ths rhutagraFh business improves because new
fu.1u-us an cous;antly intrOdueed.
Asrs-sisE to mEn is like training to a pugiist.
= -uasrsI hin 70 his sighting weight.
Il Is uaia thAi ths Digger Indians are never known
g. Ezas- They arr grave diggers.
ossss and sssst-Drinking cola lemonade at night
usS vatiHE ~ drunk in the morning.
Whss is The difference between a mouse and
tooshsshss ous eats cheese. other cheats ease.
r-op-issur q a Boston eating saloon udvcrtises
'ssr-rs slAn ehovder every Sunday evening.
M Rsr. Dr. seatiergoOd Is registered at DR..
st-our'E &c is frst-clAss man to SOW the seeds Of
t-ut.
nzr i1 Tennessee rrcently borrowed license to
~ nA--isi On. he would like 70 return it now.
Nos y. knov What makes it 50 cold Elder Lut1
q SuE Haven, Is preashing on Hell closed for re-
Faizs-
Tee this' has become obsolete. Not sufficiently
uuarrnirsd s ghs laies, form in which this idea is
oaolasS.
nE- Il FIorida claims to have a stone tha, WASH
iurt0u thrrr a. a w0odPoeker his fathers cherry
ruc
es,sarsisG b1-rister was IN The habit Of raying.
I slrnyE ssusy the feasibility Of before
as-snks a.
1as lass roe ofsunner, once fragrant and fair !;
~ k,ngssh sioss. on The ragged edge Of despair.
rhup sow-
Wbsr S. LOuis nan loses $50 on the street he
.sa-1 <ss reward Tor il he knows what St. Louis
huHHa uas1rs H.
M r-ov is DOT SO had bird AFTER all. 1t never
sssss ths vhiss feather and never complains with
on u1us-
rhey sAy that Winnie ReHu varbles like canary
81 uzrhs q sag wells there srs twenty shors in
ReHz-
wR ths young man Of the period be good win
ha uui sE ssrsri yards Of his OveroOAt and give
tssz q ths POori
kciristzAs DisAppoiztnsat.-'It'sa lovely doll.
suu- E=nadpa Asd ErAaann; but-but I'd been hop
sur b vosi6 be tuinsr
Duishnaz describes New Workers as berry fne
.urau vhn 80 about der streets sheAting each oder.
un1 arv cal DAT birEinssG
I nIisu shas job vas patient remarked farmer
aui be usrrr seen determined Shanghai hen sitting
uaAnsst fsll ofbilea sEgs''
rr-e il = 6sadly opposisiOu on the part Of the IN
ss-s.tr-z % orenatiOn, which they aver viii cause
s,,r sulssitutios q ash-eA1ts for hsarses.
FissnHai-fAosd people generally tse most vel
ssns but DE nuctioossr Is always pleased to see
uuun uhuas cOuntsnADce Is for bidding.
a Rn.hsass- sirs had an ofer Of marriage the other
srsuine and rushing 70 the hail she called upstairs
.ssslhuri an I cagagea to anybody nowr
a good Hrtls girl writes 70 the New Pork Tribune
.Pnpa has Evsn us thrrs cents day for not sucking
go tunts- We suss 81 for child in Kansas