Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1877-05-03
MIsCElEILAxEoUs. 8.

A printers lyceum is discussing the
question: '.If a male printer marries
a female printer who sticks type at the
case alongside OF him, should they con-
tinue to set np' together q p. -, =,
NO, ma she said, .Charlescan never
be anything to me more. He came out
this spring in his last fall overcoat
and, oh, ma If it only matched my
new dress wouldn't care SO much; but
it doesn't, and we have parted. - 80
There is a report in, San Francisco
that the widow of Ralston, the banker.
who is now IN Paris, is about to marry
again. Inman, the artist, has been men
toned ss the fortunate mar, but that
report is not confirmed
A young man at Kember's Bfnff, in
this State, acquired the habit of tossing
cooked pistol in the air and catching
it by the muzzle as it fell.s The last
time he caught twas just q moment
before he died.-San Antonia Herald
'Some confounded idiot hsa put that
pen where can't find itv growled b
man the other day. as Re searched
about the desk. .Ah, um, yes 1
thought sop he exclaimed in lower
kew, as he took the article from behlnd
his ear.
A Kansas paper remarks that the
anti i-tobaceonisnistsa are happy A man
has at last been found dead with pipe
in his mouth, and the inference is that
tobacco killed him, although he had a
rope around his neck, one end of which
Was tied to the limb of a tree.
When man and woman stood up to
be married in AN English town the
other day the groom could not find the
lring, but the clerk kindly furnished
him With one. After the ceremony
the missing ring was found in the bow
of q pipe in the brilegreom's pocket.
! A man who claims the ground upon
4 which Cleopatra's oeedle lies, lately
presented to the United Kingdom b,
the Khedive OF Egypt lies, has fenced
IT round, and demands yyeral thou>-
Isnds of pounds compensation before h
allows the monument to be removed.
The Crown Prince Of Germany is ,
+ compositor by trade and Kaise
!, Wilhelm is elazier, though he ha
not practiced his profession for mum
ber of years All the Pruaslan prince
: have to learn some handiera!t, not il
order to provide against hard times
but that they may learn thesfeelings Q
,, the common people. Unser Fritz ha
never worked at the case more tha
eight hours day, and never can b
persuaded by his employers TO do so.
Ex-Queeni Isabella, it is reporte
y from, Rome, some time ago notified tn
Pope of the approaching marriage G
her son. King Alfonso, m with ith
daughter. of the Duke OF MOntpensie
But recently the Vatican has been iI
S formed that thestmarriage has bee
!. postponed. 1t is understood in Rom
i that while Alfonso, was apparent
IS seeking to espouse the elders Princes
{ Maria Christine, he was engaged in
], fcofrespopdenee with the younger siste
. Marie de las Mercedes. This sdoubI
!. dealing could not long remain secre
Z and a family disturbance instead of I
: marriage ensued. u .'sess1t : : :. 70. 5. n
Il Mrs. Muggins-sWell, Mrs, Gubbin
|" 1 was just goin' to whisper to ayt
Y that our Mary Ham 'ere is to be ma
!, ried Tuesday week. Mrs. G -'Lawk
.. now, an am right glad to hear it M
i'1 dear, though you must expect soigl
~ O, trouble; and Ido 'ope wntewith tt
D. railway accidents, sooicides, hydroph
{, by am things about, let alone as
ii Hemperor even may ave the measle
ID being most dan gerous to hup-grown
that your 'usbandku'll subscribe reg'l,
. to our burial society London Fun.