The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1877-03-02
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A change in the Cabinet is expected
next March.
BY no means tankless undertaking
the aquarium.
Boiled onions may be slightly satura,
ted in butter.
Riding horseback is the best remedy
for consumption. @
What is the worst seat man can sit
on n?-Self.conceit.
France produces about 100000 gal
Ions Of olive oil year.
Sweden has declined to take part in the
Paris Exhibition of 1878.
Moody is 40 years old, and has not had
his picture taken in ten years.
"A ship canal A, 900 feet long would make
St. Augustine, Fla, fine port.
The Massachusetts, Institution of Tech
nology has several Japanese students.
When you see two men arm in arm,
you may be sure that one of them is sober.
Gen. Hawley has been offered the pres
idency Of the American Commission to the
Paris Exhibition of 1878.
When you see cat put up her back
and snarl at plate of sausages you may
know they are genuine.
Mrs. Partington says that Ike has
bought horse so spirituous that he always
gose off in decanter.
Miss Mary Adams, daughter Of the
Hon. Charles Francis Adams, is soon to
marry DR.. Henry ?. Quincy.
A hotel is advertised as "kept by the
widow of Mr.. Brown, who died last sum-
mer ON new and improved plan."
A personal editor, two shot guns, and a
flour sack of assorted type complete the
outfit of Black Hills newspaper Office.
The Alexandra Palace, London, has
been put up for sale. The highest bid was
e445, 900, but the building remains un-
sold.
An Iowa editor announces that the
singing school in his town will soon pro-
duce Haydn's divine oratorio of g The Gre
mation.'' a...s
Judge David Davis is, it is reported,
worth the pleasant little sum Of "a, O0O, 600.
In one Illinois county alone he owns IA inn
proved farms. @
Nebraska is State possessing wisdom
beyond its years. Tt pays male and female
teachers exactly the same wages for the
same work.
Boston pawnbrokers charge, it is said,
5 cents interest per week on every dollar
they lend on pledges, or more than $50 per
cent year.
Down in Louisville the doctors are just
as apt to vaccinate you with piece of old
glue as anything else. All they want is the
dollar bill Tor the job.
Tho Hell Gate improvement has not
yet been of any benefit to New York ship
ping. The officers in charge complain of
want of funds to complete the works.
aasa-A s;ssr i,a a neichboring city reads
/" Hickre nuts for sails. An Intelligent
old gentleman says he don't see any joke in
it. except that tile fellow has spelt "nuts"
with one t.
Illinois has 50 railways, with 1875
miles of track Nineteen of these roads
are in the hands of receivers or have re-
Gently passed under the control Of bond
holders.
Owner coming into stable and address
sing hostler 81 say, Jim.'' Yes, SIR"
"Take Romeo's harness off and put it on
Ophelia." Yes, SIR" "Givs Gen. Shet-
man some oats.'' Eyes, SIR" " Take
Gen. Grant out to water "Yes, sir.''
"And rub down the Grand Duchess"
Gay, ay, sir"
A little tavern has been dug out at
Pompeii It contains table used by the
drinkers, and surrounded with mugs of
earthern ware. The wallis show represen-
tations of drinking sceLes in which the par
Elephants sit on wooden benches, assuming
all sorts of hilarious postures and express
ions. Several Inscriptions describe with
sufficient minuteness what is gong on.
A diver on the coast Of Queensland was
the means, last year, of recovering from a
wreck, which was haunted by sharks at
tracted by the dead bodies,a box containing
$4,000. The colonial admiralty court
awarded him about e3, 900 as salvage, and
the owners of the gold, AN Australian bank,
appealed against this sum as excessive.
The judicial commit ittse dismissed the APP
peal.
After 80 years an inventor has succeed
ed in producing an apparatus, consisting of
a table with pedals, an organ-bellows, and
a keyboard. In the centre is an elaborate
arrangement, representing the human
lungs, larynx, glottis, and tongue. AT the
conclusion of the exhibition i'll the Grand
Hotel at Paris, it spoke "a piece, " as fol-
lows: Il was born in America. I can
speak all languages, and am very pleased
to see yon. thank you for your kind
VISIT
"A few days ago, as the President was
walking near the White House with his son
Ulysses. Jr, he was accosted by passcr-by
who requested light. The President
handed his cigar to the stranger, who, be-
tween the whiffs, observed, THAT seems
to be very pleasant house to live in,'' to
which was made the quiet rejoinder, :Well
it 10 pretty comfortable, I" and with mutual
salute each went his way. It is shrewdly
suspected that the pretended stranger knew
whom he was addressing, and made the ex-
pertinent to see what would come of it.
sympsthetio Strangers.
"A good story is told OF . well-known
New York broker, who, on his way hom.
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