The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1877-03-05

Happened to travel Mss sum- ssassernsr
Mar, - ssM.ys.ssfs
through the whole 81 sye
sTom pfttsfeld TO Boston, I tas 8, s1
been in the state before am ,ts ra si,ilie
cartragted with the fertiie, =, a .,sosaca him
pfairies he was wont Y see e. lime e 10 time
stlFongy. , oyc,am,ationa, which came nna1y
j. i ss ,s,,ay In the remark that ne nad aese.'
s ~ = felt the full degree OF merit aue ~
tha notr,otism OF our revolutionary Iatns.s
" sn1 ha;,,, willing to fight for such Is conntf
IA that..-g. W.SinGitgy. tsf, I, h.
r,ao,,s55 ,, 4, the man who never was
- ,v,S tn mike i biunder with kpld nv
, ntt he has simply -niisst hiz dest my. i
5n .s, hiane enr,v man for trietng " tighten
hiz load even mules won't cary bubble
without kicking up behind. 1 argy TINT II
man haint got emmy conskssnce he haint
pot enny soul. Keep yure Rect warm, yllre
Red cool, and breathe Tnru yure noZe,
and dolttors will be az skarse IN TINS
world az undertakers at q paupers phune,
raj There h no ,klass that, the Wor1ia q
resnekfs SO mulch, md are willing to pay so
nnoriv. Ms The PHILOSOPHERS. DO iuY' an
idea: / wouldn't Civ cuss for one-hall the
oninr,irs that nre hoating around the Worid |;
Newt To an nckt ov repentances for soma
comfort and quiet osatisfackshun, Gums al an
act Nv no,iteuess. The man whose CONVEX
| sashun IL made up entirely ov what IL caiieu
w;t. zgthe most uncomfortable kritter I'M
! apirabie; had rather stir up a hornets
! nest than be stirred up bi FELLOW oV Inns
/ kind Billings.
A young Bridgeport dry-goods clerk out
! OF q lob got situation in meatmsrket.
The other morning he stood thinking
/ dreamily about his girl, when lady en-.
/ tered and said, !" Are these steaks good !''
ssSplendid. mum; wear you like India-rub-
her. Nothing slazy about our goods, mum !;
! last YOU long time. In fact, you can't
make auy impress" The recommends
ton Of the absent-minded young man, who
/ Ind cot his two cailingS mixed in his ap-
l straetion, was cut short by the nasty de-
parture Of the customer, who was not IN the
clearinghouse business, and therefore
didn't require SO much durablnty IN her
steaks.-Bridgeport Standard. -. j
Tobacco-dealers assert that tobacco fur
nishes employment to more people than any
other product. Any one can be convinced
of this fact by observing the number OF
Young men OH the streets any pleasant day,
splitting tobacco-iuice so industrlously That
they have to lean up against lamp-post 1or
support. - Worcester Press. 81,
There is story, in ChGriUdri, about Mo-
naco, the home OF Rabagas. and OF Prince
Florestan. A traveller comes into the room
of hotel, and expresses surprise at seeing
mosquitoes so late IN the season. 10 him
the waiter apologetically, "These, sir, are
few we keep for visitors"
A benevolent gentleman recently offered
prize to the scholars in the Mansfield
High-School for the best composition on
Honesty. There were twenty-three re-
sponses, and most Of them turned out to be
stolen.-Boston Post. g.,
| A law-abiding Indiana, Stat Ute
Philadelphia Bulletin. Yes; he never
Sioux bis brother Indian. -NorraSto,c's
Herald. If he did, he'd have no court Da-
cotah.-Nean York Commercial. Suppose
he should kickapoo Naturalization Glooe.
"What's the use of making such fuss
abolys a little water ?" said judge, before
whom motion after motion had come in
case where a small spring was the object OF
contention. ssThe parties are both milk
men, quietly said one Of the lawyers.
t"Oh I sees" said the judge. Al.
Doctors say that out OF twenty men
shampooed by BARRIERS at any season OF the
year fifteen will catch cold, and at least two
will die of pneumonia. Read this TO the
barber who says you have lots OF dandruff.
Detroit Free Press. ..--.
A Boston dealer advertiSes GO large stock
of bankrupt pianos" Their notes were
bad, probably, although some OF them were
! renresented as OF treble value.-NuSacdt
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