Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-09-13
Mans -Bettez'-Hnlf.

If the gossip is not in her own house
she is in somebody else's.
Commodore Vanderbilt's widow man
ages TO get along on S52,OO0 Il year.
DIR. Mary Walker takes exception tt
the truth of the proverb that man pro
! poses.
The young man who boasted he coult
marry any girl he pleased, found that he
couldn't please any.
Almost every young lady is public.
spirited enough to have her fathers house
used as a courthouse.
| A New York lady complains of the
present male style-tllat there is too much
collar and too little gentleman.
A st. Louis man has invented look
ing-glass which makes Il lady seem to be
standing on her head and can thus easily
see how her shoes fit.
A tramp he entered Il widows cot,
One dark. tlncanny night.
She felled him with Il big sung-sllot;
Such was the widows might.
Better to grab mules hind leg. and be
llisted into the skies.
Than to come home too late from Lodge.
to your wife, with pack of lies!
How a woman can look so cXasperat-
ingly cool this warm weather, is one of
the things that makes Il man wish he was
a locomotive iceberg.
"A woman is very much like kettle. if
you come to think of it. She sings away
so pleasantly-then she stops-and, when
YOU least expect it, she bOils over.
When you start with your dear one
for a moonlight walk, it is polite to invite
your youngest sister to accompany you,
but it is not polite to raise row when she
accepts.
Mr.. MY dear. do you remember
the text this morning? Mrs. L.-(who
had admired the toilets of her sister-wor-
shippers during service Yes-"Blessed are
the dress-lnakers.'
The triumph of a woman lies not in
the admiration of her lover. but the re-
spect of her husband, and that only can
be gained by constant cultivation of
those qualities which she knows he most
values.
A Baltimore belle just from Vassar
College when told by the waiter in Paint
er's dining room on Saturday that they
had no gOOscbeTries. exclaimed: What
has happened to the goose:' The waiter
wilted.
Woman wants to ''enjoy all the rights
Of man." but we can't see what pleasure
t would afford her to sit on Il store box
on Il street corner complaining of the
scarcity of labor and squirting tobacco juice
It 4 l:lmp-post.
a young lady once remarked that .'if
,ur maker thought it wrong for Adam to
i've single when there was not Il woman
IN the earth, how criminally wrong are
he old bachelors with the world full of
pretty girls
''Allow me to be your beau" said gen.
leman. placing his umbrella over a lady in
shower. ''Thank you; I've plenty of
beaux, SO l suppose l must
all you my rain beau," she answered
lrchly.
suppose we pass law" said severe
ather to his daughters. ''that no girl Is
-ears old who cant cook good meal
hall be allowed to get married until she
earns how to do it, ''Why, then. we'd
IL get married at seventeen" responded
he girls in sweet chorus.
Sarah Yates, of Abingdon, has always
'een strOng-minded girl and opposed to
natrimony. Recently, however, she re-
eived an excellent offer of marriage. and
with her principles in this
tyle: '.Mr. Bates, have reflected on your
and have concluded to submit
o the humiliating sacrifice you demand"
"A man in Wisconsin last week COM
nitted suicide, because, as he said in a let
er written just before he event over" he
vas not good enough for his wife. With
he laudable purpose of discOuraging such
Onsense in man, the cOrOner's jury rem
ered verdict of ''death from suicide, in
uced by sentiment that stamped the un-
ortunate man as perfectly insane.'
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