The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1877-05-26


OF soap and a washboard,
Henry Schultz is up from St.
Paul visiting his Superior friends.
Henry finds difficulty in getting
around, the town has grown so du-
ring his absence.
II. Garrety is making extensive
improvements upon his store. New
siding and shingles are being put
on, and other work done. Nor
risette and Gougee have the con-
tract.
1t is rumored in scientific cir
cles that Geo. Peck of the La
Crosse Sun has a busnel of family
that he has four children. IF he
hasn't, be ought to have or else he
is no real good old fashioned editor
man. That's all there is about it.
Geo. Brooks has novelty in
the way of an egg, on exhibition at
his store. The hen that laid that
egg can't expect to do business and
compete with her sister hens, with
out getting their i'll will; even the
rooster will get down on her.
She's ENGLIsH-with tongue as long as
yard of bologna:
Her name is O'Keefe, and she came from
down East in Winona."
Lonqfel2o~.
More next week of the same kind if this
don't suit
"A woman Of experience, who
prides herself upon her cleanliness
IN her domestic affairs, says a wife
should never hit her husband on the
head with rolling-pin when be
comes home inebriated. She reco-
mends an axe handle.
Mr.. Y. Roy, our solid merch-
ant, expects large installment of
furs from his trading posts at Yer
million Lake, in about two weeks.
The first thing a young man
docs on seeing friend with a new
hat on is to take it off and Serenely
try it on his own head. When a
young lady sees an acquaintance
with new bonnet on she just lifts
her nose and serenely wonders
"where the thing got that fright"
Highly important from the
East-Gen. Observation-Disclosures
fikoffhas gone to Dultschaboradscha,
and Admiral Barborspolawiski takes
command Of the Russian fleet now
concentrating at Ekrateinovslorog.
"A very wise act, preventing the
destruction of birds, was passed last
winter by the Legislature. Anyone
killing a blue bird, robin, swallow.
lark, or any insect devouring bird,
can be fined one dollar for the first
offense aud five dollars for the
second.
Don't destroy your local paper,
bnt after you have read it lay it
away carefully. After the lapse of
a few years it will afford you great
entertainment to review them. A
file of newspapers is very valuable
for reference in seeking for corrobo-
rative dates and various items of
local Information.
There is fellow in this burg
that finds good deal of comfort in
the following sTake life easy,
and don't be trying to beat the sun
up. You may win for a while, but
in the long run you will DO sure to
be beaten; and some morning the
sun will rise when you don't"
We are sorry to inform our
readers that our fellow townsman,
Mr.. James Collier, Esq, was struck
down with sudden attack Of sick
ness last Saturday night, and has
been compelled to keep his bed all
the week. We trust soon to see
him about again enjoying his usual
good health and spirits.
Mr.. Geo, L. Brooks, having
recently purchased the store build
ing formerly occupied by r. G.
Coburn, has force of carpenters
remodeling the same, which, when
completed, will be one of the best
store rooms in town. Mr.. Brooks
is an active business man, and de-
serves to meet with continued sue
cess.
old Pro liabilities did all he could
lately to make it unpleasant fol-
Uucle Sam, CHS heirs and assigns
Nick Welter found this out in
carrying the mail. But Nick form