The Benton record. [volume] (Benton, M.T. [Mont.]) 1875-1879, 1877-10-12
CIRCULAR NOTES.

Man g1osies N lis strength woman
glories il her hair butter gloHos ii both.
Enthusiastic youth on horse-caf That
star ever there is Mars Unsympathetic
driver Is il? Then the other one,
suppose. is ras."
An old bachelor explains fhe. courage q
the Turks by saying that a maj. with more
than one wife ought to be willing to face
death At any time.
When you kiss a Boston girl, she holds
still till you are through, when she flares
up ali at once. and ezclaims. Il think you
ought to be ashamed =
4 aespairing swain, in a # of despera-
ton, recently declared to his uarelenting
lady love that it was his firm dstermlna-
tion to drown himself. or perish in the at
Tempt
sJ5llo, snythe IS that gop7 How arc
you, old fellow How much better they
manage these things in France, seh? So
jolly for fellow to be able to bathe with
his own family, yoa know "Haw-Ses
-or another fellows family you know. =
The law preventing cruelty to animals
eonpeIs the Boston fishermen TO boil their
Holsters alive before bringing them to the
market. This treatment the Holsters objects
to, and they have held a meeting in order
10 fad some c!aers in the law TO prevent
5t.
An cid Yankee mser, saying he never
felt 50 mean as he did just after his last
fit ofiIInesz, was asked, why so?" Be
cause, said he, thinking was going to
lie, I paid several bills, when if x waited
| might have kept The money nobody
knows how long
Augustus attempted suicide, leaving q
! note saying, Ny Angehne has goheto the
Happy Isles, and | must hasten to her
side, lest some angel rival should win her
! affections; but the poison was too weak,
and Augustus now has TO read his note in
the newspapers.
CORRESPONDENT asks. TeTow can the
bows be kept off he streets at night y
Simple enough. Ieteyery parent pave his
] backyard with tasselated marble, light il
With gas. pat a biIliard-tabls ia it, with
bar and eisar.stand IN one corner, and
the thing is done.
Captain, we are entirely out Of am
1nQgitioa said al orderly sergeant to his
commander, en- a Il Ia dag4 What entire.
captain, s4es' entleeiy oaf, vas 'as
reply, Then cease hfing' PefemP'ofi's
said the captain.
\ calf IN Ai}@aukIe swallowed SIX nun
dfed dollars worth q tooa a. o'-s 'Hs1', :
/ fews days age t vas u the form 81 Z
pocket boo9 aa@y cat me anlh@l o2sa,
buthe bad @!Eesdy dlsestea two honsa1eo
dollars. The rest 1as recovered iAs o'a
cot survive tie oP7f4tl =,
ss5lao8 ne Thermometer oae Q 5oas
very best sald dFs. otloaay = q NeS
ork shofkeePsf. a's' ma sl1' : . oas
Ct our hhtsf. seaessaA s's@s 80 ''s -
quicksilver. as' @oola = ~ -
.or the bltehing' out ! Nah' o.'z -
5oodoar aa7eh you oa7 VIA 14'oA
gold :
"3appy, can't / go to the Aoologiea
Gardens 10 see the anomite light ths
rbinosero9 r sartan, my son bnt don
Yoa get your trousers torn Strange, ny
dear, what a taste that beg has got e
pat'ral history, isn't It? 20 lon q ss
9 than Yesterday he had e1gat palf y tom
CHS hanging by Their talts IRON %
' el9thes.Hne. bfess ne ifEtis lls''t'' com
j toh1s mother
] lie had been teii'ag nef aoool lls '5o''
6 les, and how everything seenea ,'sal4S
1t httn-faellIli't - - ".s'lN
n when she, like the Chicago girishe -.
broke out: oa ne71 ~ wy l'l'
dieting upon frogs Af. Iains' fos5s