, 1877-01-14

throat and head. Then raise the head slowly and
inhalc gently. The rush Of blood will settle In
! the checks, and the gentle inhalation will be q
perfect sigh
Now you arc In readiness. Go to a party
| and meet him. Invite him to call Be In rcadi-
! ness for him dressed in becoming colors, your
hair put up loosely and confined with u long
gold pin that will Slip out at the slightest twitsl1.
| Have the head Of the pin towards the lett, 50
that when the hair comes down the left side will
| swing around in front OF you and you can de-
! tach the pin with your right hand. Then you
| are prepared for him. Entering the room you
| take your seat in the right-hand corner Of a
sofa SO arranged as to leave you to the left OF
throw half your face in shadow and his in full
Illumination
Your reading of logic will teach YOU how to
draw him up to the point. No advice cnn be af-
forded on this subject, as men diiIer in thought
is much IS Ill personal appearance.
THE FIRST INDICATION
that he is interested will come in the dropping
Of his voice. Let yours follow the gradations Of
his. As lie draws his clair nearer to you,
you Should shrink little towards your corner.
Let your hands lie in your lap, the palm Of the
left down and the right up, in readiness to catch
your hair as it comes down. Dcprcss your
head slightly, filling out the throat, lowering the
upper lids, and then raising them, looking at
him for ali instant, dropping the lids again. This
will fetch. AS he comes over Oh the sofa, sud
down, hiding your face while you haul up the
blush and bring the tears TO your eyes. Don't
put your hair up. Throw it back with your left
hand, which will raise the arm, leaving your
waist exposed. He can't stand that long, and
ten minutes afterwards the day is fixed. 1t takes
considerable trouble, this training for few min
utes' work, but yuu eau make it up after the
wedding by eonb1lgs his hair the wrong way. put
ting soap in his eyes, kceuing him on d low diet,
and drawing blood to his face whenever he opens
it.
In the spring, new style OF marriage cere-
mony is to be introduced, in which the mother
Of the groom gives him away and which Is to bc
considered Us i betrothal OF the groomsmcn to
the bridesmaids. This may lead to some COM
plications until society is worked into it, but it
puts an immense power into the hands OF
young married couples, who are enabled to
bring their friends together without any par
ticular priyity or consent ot the friends them
selves. III: scheme promises to work well, and
to revive the flgglng spirits OF the social world.
A discriminating Individual on the South Side
has been employing the leisure moments since
New-Icar's Day in
USRAvEL1NG 4 PROBLEM,
the solution OF which bids fair to reyolntionizc
ii not disrupt Chicago society. His proposition
is: The city having been divided by naturcinto
three grand divisions, each having separate
town government, railroad lines, habits, man
the Representatives Of different nationalities,
should they amalgamate socially: aud il SO,
what language should be spoken! lie demon.
strates statstically that the North Side Is large
u German. the West to some extent French,
and the South prcdominantly American. At |
present, be says, ell three languages arc indis-
crilnnatcly employed, to the dctrimcut OF that
easy, smooth manner OF speech which should |
characterize the satin-framed world OF society, |
and he contends that there should be IN uni |
f1 II hf
to the rest to take tho language Of any one |
division and iorce it upon the Others, and there
fore he has engaged himself in the construc- |
ton OF language which he proposes
claims that it is smoother and easier learned !
than any that came out Of Babel He proposed |
that each ward having recognized social stand
inr shall send two delegates, and that the con
geution shall first decide if a new language shall
b. adopted, aud il n the affirmative shall it be
The one he has invented!
III his pathological researches, he has learned |
hut the difficulties attending the English Ian
,uage are largely attributable to the 1n1iscrim-
nate use oi U, u, 9, and Il; that the French is
through the elect OF its final
'owels on its co1lsouants and the nasal peculiar
ties i'll Which its MS and y's are involved, and
hat the German breeds trouble with its e's and
he influence exerte1 over them By the is. To
hcsc difficulties, he purposes dropping the let
crs O. u, g, h, t, II, and l. This will leave him,
or yowe1s, L. and sometimes " and y. His
will be b, G, d, I, j, Ii, !, nj, p. q,r,s
, y, W, x, ), z, making in all nineteen letters.
lc meets thc objection that the absence
I vowcls will make his effort look
ornct.,ing like Welsh, with proposition to
tier the pronunciation OF some Ut the
onsonants, So rs to give them i vowel effect,
lille preserving their consonant character.
'hus, ''Wn wot j. tauh tyl mwtyg,'' is his
7anslation of ''Wc won't 60 home till morn
3g.'' Tie new language is musical, aud hc |
Us already translated Lalla Rookl and the
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