The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-11-29
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- People seldom improve when they
have no other model than themselves to
copy after.
= About thirty-three millions of dol
lara of fractional silver have gone into
circulation.
- A fitsie BOY was asked Il he knew
where the wicked finally went to. He
answered thst they praoticed law here
awhile, and then go to the Legislature.
- A Portsmouth undertaken, being
dunned by man who had @ very sick
wife, said: "Oh, let the account stand.
You'll be wanting somethiug in my line
pretty soon, IL you have good luck"
Habitual liars invent falsehoods not
to gain any end or even to deceive their
hearers, but 70 amuse themselves. It 10
partly practice and partly habit. Il re.
quires 81 effort in them 60 sneak the
truth. rs
An exchange says: eve are in re.
ceipt of two poeme, one ON the aThrob-
bing Brain aud another on :. Bleeding
Heart We will wait until we receive
one on the Stomach Ache and publish
all three together"
= Talk about your good boys as you
will but the lad that puts the fire. crackers
: In his teachers desk aud touches them
off when he ia going to DO asked hard
question, Is the fellow that will turn out
In future years to be self.mado man.
- Traces Of tho battle around Peters
burg are In the main obliterated. Only
6 saW of the extensive Qualifications are
now visible. The place known aa the
Crater ia overgrown With young peach
.reea that have sprung up from thspeach
stones thrown away by soldiers during
tho siege.
Brigham Young once ingeniously
put toF simple disciple who had lost q
leg nnd wanted another supplied by mi.
raculous growth by gayiEg that he could
command another to grcs, of course, but
awkward IL would be to walk around
heaven With ttrea lege, while the other
saints Wonld have oniytwo. The cYedu.
( ious snfTerer went away satisfied.
Tor bieeeiug izt ffiu nos.a, tiii,t s5sts s.5szsSts
remedy, ss givon by DR.. Gleason, In one
Of his lectures, 10 vigorous motion of
the jaws, as ifin the act of mastication.
In tiie casa Of child, wad OF papar
should be placed In its mouth, and The
: s>l..lA .>is.s sns.sneas IN nhauv IL hard. It In
Tho; motion of tho iawa that atops the
flow OF blood. This remedy Is so very
simple chat many win feel inclined to
laugh at it. hut It has never been known
10 faiI in . single instance, even in very
severe cases.
a boy tried his frat pipe the other
tiay. Wien his father came homo 10 din.
Iles he;i 1nnd hin braced against bar
rel, lgis his legs apresa apart, his hands
aad ..rR II jaw dropping list:essiy, and q
taeatA' y, Spallor Oyer-sp spreading his face.
Tft> = tIIT1 sS.. y... gu manfred
she as.aaed parent. 'My--teacher is---
eick, gSeSrd the boy. "Woll. you
Inrafi 6 sees 60 badly about IL, Tommy"
aaid the father, kindly. t'She will get
Weil Sgain, Wsthouk o doubt And then,
Hbappifg iEit0 the house, no observed to
thSt iia was the most sympathetic
boy ltn Ayer saw.
* A good story Is told Of q country
sang.als ant rsiio aRreetl to take o farnler'e
oats 1T forty cents 6 brshel IL fhe Iggter
would ek him tFaEnp the measure whom
al lie farmer agraed To it.S Hhe
buyer Paid fr'..S sixty bushels, and the
~ s7e nc fer them Tb = farmer
1 sf.s tsi1 ial ,ushel and them this srseF-
Shass 10 III and faniptd tlssEli eigsgpsfs
N ssbp t5a farmer poured ttIla ts,Int
s Sia II 20 tli 8 bag. The nleschant
senlald ed siiilt tho nEe
fyfi "a 3ys tti lea ttl q Ger tfsltB pina. he
him that ere tsa no
0f ~ aofs, tbat lIe ~ lst
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