, 1877-08-20
awful cnry IN the gentle brcaaes OF their friends
and act11trtances.

and actlHafntances.
The Eastern mind |. frequently unable to
comprehend and appreciate tic hearty cxubcr.
ancc and. uneonycnttonAllt! Of The noundIess
travelling through 1owa the other DAY It sudacl'-
ly occurred to him that m old college elats-
mate who fai gone n for atvin-
erch IT, ha q 'sad sms oWu " Ss s'rgs e.. nesrue o.
Accordingly he resolved to stop over a day aud
renew tt,cif acquaintance. Got OF Tic cars with
lay.ovcr cheek, made his way 10 the hotel, and
hld nc proprietor he wenld like to have q, % sot1,s
The ,iniutoretl child Of nnturc in loud voice.
"Do jon want 10 rcr,,b yourself nllovcr. or inst
Wipc your face and landsl'f Embarrassed at this
rcecrtson, the gentleman from New York sin!d-
brow and hands, ..Keerces1'' a]rahty responded
mine host "Go down Into the woo,lsl,cl yon-
der. II you've Got . handkerchief hcttcr take
It. for some Of son Eastern ducks arc too high
toned to usc tt,t. toHels tl.nt NC consider good
boundlc.s Vest" Ihc New Yorker hluslingiy
proceeded in the direction Indicated to him md
foun'l 1nvatory composed Of piece Of yctluw
q co.operativc Towel. and 4 Communicate comb,
brush, and toothbrush. Alter performing hts
abuti0ns with nervous lnstc ho f.etl to the lodE-
fngs Of his friend. the clergyman, slim. tisn'!
conversation, tic New Yorker a.kcii his friend
II he did not reErct that Ills lot had been rast In
sud-, barbarots part OF Tie earth, ard pro-
csct|etl to recount his experiences At the hotel.
The clergyman heard hin, to the end, without
when be had concluded said pleasantly. "1fe
seems to be funny old cuss. snppn.e We 20
down there and ct ti1tnk!' Tho New Yorker
tainted, and when he came to liiulsclf confessed
frankly that he did not understand the West.
A delegation of younr men Of rood appear
aacc but limited incomes callctl at TIE fntp-
CNE Office last night and laid before tho editor
their grievances, assuring him that they rcEFc-
scntcd at lcast 70, fOo young men ot this city.
and hundreds Of thousands Of them In all parts
for icccreatn, said the spokesman Of the dele
cation, was sapribg tho consultations Ut tho
future mothers Of the Republic, and yearly
dragging down to insolvency, em!'czzlcment,
young men. the natinn's pride and hope. The
Inst quarterly report Of the Bureau Of Statstlcs
showed that during the month OF July the aver
acc consumption Of lcecrcam per head-or, to
saueers S.e for each youe aoan for each treat.
An In many cases tho young women were
married, OF went out with their brothers, Or
weren't EauQcd UP 10 more than five or SIX
saueSs fsr Or r.oss we,e nn @ s
not 70 scare them Awny. too soou, It Is ouIy rca-
sonahie 10 estirnnte That tho average young
woman Of cohrtsh!p is good for ten, plates Of
icc.rrearn six niRhts IN the week. which alone
cake, candy, so,la-water, ETC., out Of the 4ues-
tion, and assuming that tho cacr,rt only LOOKS
on. How to combat this great and growing
evt' WAS question transcendinE. III Importance
bon. The prcss a1ono could do It, and might ef.
feet this desirable purpose by simple methods
at comparatively 1lri!t expense. All that was
needed was the Insertion In tho columns most
o,7A women died in tho United States Of dis
ease induced BY cutting lce-treanl." or tho
publication Of a fcw fictitious items among the
dcnth-noticcs, "On tho lCth inst. Of conGest.vo
sht MsF,y r"m @ ss1g 9G % .cn.a rSts
tional article with. Q big beading describing tho
fearful n9on!es OF such sufferers. Then there
might bc thrown In a few scientific articles,
anaiy;cs an VI cf tsssream showing It to contain
stances, anil making It out Inevitably sure to
cause enlargement OF tho feet. plmplca on the
nosr, hare-lsp and like eon,pla!nts, and few
fashion notes. such as Is No la'ly Of refinement
will cat icc-ercaa, outside Of private house,"
would carry on and complete the root! work.
Unless some such action was taken p. Il. g., tho
spokesman concluded, the young nen ot
America would rIsc III thetr might and not leave
nt, re1,rcatn saln1t, stAhdinx between the Rio
Grande and the St. Lawrence.
HOTEL ARhtvALs.
shtrGGn Non,.--!ho lion i. y; putaat. Sti'l-
sllc: u. i. seymour, Iinrtiora: Il. F. .sonthwick.
t"n, '9s1s Wheeling. s 7fs.eai o".smh. r. Ames.
rithian, I,udaio; a. l.. Robinton. louisville:
tol. Il. 3, PIKE. Fhsladelphla: John. r.. fa!ion,
81, Louis; the lion. J. II: Shelby, Ecokuk: y.
c. Briegr. r,tsburg; il. Il. l!ush, Dcs Moinss..
srg.a JActde-Goi \. 3; n. Mo1gsn. Y; & 4;
rhsa; ii. r. lausey. ii. Louis; ueorro c. uentr,
i:hIppewu Fails htrald: 9. .. Rn.t!n. Omaha +.
H. Hartmann. Consul at Cincinnati for tho Neither
linda: Il, II. FRENCH DaFUnp0fts Sargent Cram.
New York. .lu',atr Hossf--Gcorge Frost, los.
ton; j \. T. Sttanshsn, i'rooklyn; q: ": AdsE!s
'clnIn; liaall i. Wood. Eu:lond; y. g. Cook, vt.
Louisville; Thomas st. John. Mobile; e. O.. Tih.
hs.. So% York., II. j.: ,atarvln, l!asttny.: Z: v,
Gregg. L. s. A.; a. q. Draper. Washington: q.
L. simpson, Alexandria; +. ". lthtnciaad, New
York.