The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-04-05
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.


All Sorts OF Paragraphs.
= It often happens that life is exceed
ingly comfortable to those who expect
but little, and yet get all they can.
- Some hygienic writer says: "Iltt
your children eat all the salt they wants
Bless you, it isn't snlt they want-it's
sugar.
= The letter was TO his mother: "Dear
Ma-Send me clean pair of socks and
something to eat; also, clean handkcr-
chief and something to eat"
- n Kentucky editor remarks that
ninety-nine out of n hundred people
make great mistake when they cut dfl
dogs tail, in throwing away the wrong
end. Z
"a Mlena, Il diG1 not kaow Sos'w6HS m i Sc, 50
billy Aialtgeated5A the dfhuiR ghNor /
| either" sobbed the vict4l1, stih I heard
my lawyer tellin' the jury all about
- A New Bedford justice of the peace
recently married n couple in what is sup
posed to be the quickest time on record
Did you come to be marriod" he asked.
Yes" ,"Gp out, you are married." and
they went out wonleringly. '''
1.-THE Missouri Suuate, has passed a
bill Offering $4,000 reward foT tho dis
covery, of q sure ours, for hog g-chqlera.
Such handsome prize should certainly
stimulate the faculties of scieftific; men,
iespeciallspthoso WHO are practical farm
= David Dudley Frield doesn't a;i like I'd
bacco. Entering q committee room the
other day 'ho fouDd n 'reporter. smoking.
Young man." sad he, "thgov away that
cigar; smoke is offensive to m9. I'd lust
as soon S man would spit in my fnce us
to smoke where am15-
--The best solace. fdr- the Responding
patriot now may be expressed in ths
words of the mighty Daniel Webster:
"Fell6W- citizens, yon have waterfall b
hundred and fifty feet high. No people
with waterfall q hundred and fifty feet
high ever lost their liberties"
~ By the, new liquor law recently
PASSED BY the Maine EegisHiture, hDteEs
are not allowed to publish vine lists oh
their bills of faro. In consequence Of
this act. the hilla Of fare of Portland hd-
tells havo' gone into mourning. being
heavily borde-ed with black.
= II green leaf Of some sort 30
wrapped around the ssei6 nfla cabbage or
other plant at the time of transplantink
it will etiectually. protect itrffpm cut
worms. The leaf should reach little
below the surface of tho ground and eS-
tend, 'hpt fha 5talEban fnch or more. It
will pot injures the, plaptv
- Tho Brattieboro m C.l ,Adcan4e
says: "Our devil aays tint the; first 'rd-
tuSningr boarP of which be hastany reco1-
father Ths tbSeeEfa.bar son anH
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meetings, t,,ss an the back eshea, tb9t the Sd.
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