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The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16
Gene Now aud Let Us Reason
Together.

Why DO people so FREQUENTLY say To
DIR. Pierce. II suppose your Golden
Medical Discovery cures everything"
Because it has been the practice Of
knavish charlatans to manufacture
worthless nostrums and attempt to
dupe the ignorant and credulous by
recommending them to cure every
form of disease. TO such an extent
this'has been p~racticed that it is no
wonder that many have acquired pref
udicesagainst all advertised remedies.
But DR.. Pierce does not advertise his
standard preparations as "cure-alls,"
does not claim that they will perform
myracles, but simply publishes the
fact that they have been developed as
species for certain forms of disease
for which he recommends them, after
haYing tested their efficacy in many
hundred cases with the most crafty
my success. Ii is a fact known TO ev-
cry well informed physician that many
single remedies many different prop
critics. Quinine, for Instance, has a
tonic quality, which suggests its use
in cases of debility; an anti-periodic,
10y which it is cficacious inague; and
a fcbrifuge property which renders it
eficacious in cases of fever. The re-
suit of its administration will also va
ry with the quantity given and the
circumstances 4ndcf which it is en-
ployed. So, likewise, the Golden Med
ical Discovery POSSESSES both peetOral
and Alternative, or blood-clcansing
properties of the higest order, BY
reason of these two prominent prop
critics it cures two classes. Of diseases.
First, those of the respiratory organs,
as. throat, bronchial, and lung affec-
tions, chronic coughs and asthma, and
second, diseases of the blood and
glandular system, in which affections
all skillful physicians employ altera-
tives, as i'll cases Of blotchcs, crup-
tons, ulcers, swellings, tumors, alb
scesses, ard in torpor of the liver or
billiousncss, While its use, by its
combinationo of properties suggested
in cases Of pulmonary consumption,
yet you need not take it expecting it
will cure you if your longs are half
consumed, nor because it is recon-
mended as IA blood medicine would
its proprietor advise you to take it ex-
pecting it to cure CANCER. 1t will not
perform miracles, but will cur many
grave forms of disease.
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Dogs and Sheep.

An exchange gets off the following:
The excited granger is now askingthe
average member Of the Legislature:
How much wool can you get from a
dogs back? and how much mutton
from under his hide? From this view
of the case, the granger is right, and
we are with him. In the struggle be-
tween sheep and dogs, we are with
the sheep. Down with the, cdossl
Every dogs tail should be Spt of
Just behind his earsl, ~ &hU u :
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Il. OF q. a..

AtOdge ofthe knights of the
GOlden Gross was organized in
this place Tuesday night by Mr..
y, y. Brown, of Knoxville. There
were twenty-five went in as char
ter members. The Orderis a TEN,
perance insurance company. II
we understand correctly, each
member gets at his death tSO
thousand dollars, During his con,
nectiop with the order he must
abstaiH from the use of intoxica-
tiag liquors.
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Lunches prepared at Cowan & Gaut's.
80 QuaHS i'm 30 Days.

MI. Thomas Hackett, of Sedalia,
No., has accomplished the act Of eat
ing 30 quails in 80 days. A special
from that city on the 9th says:
Yesterday at noon Mr.. Thomas
Hackett completed the epicurean task
of eating thirty quails in thirty con
secutive days, FOR a wager of fifty dol
lars, made with MI. w. Dixon, of Sc
dalia. Owing to a misunderstanding
in the time when the wager began,
Mr.. Hackett has eaten IL quail each
day for thirty-threc days, with two
additional-ih the meantime of which
no account is taken. He said the
task was an easy one, and even now
he is q "dead shot on these birds.
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New Prospect seminary.

This institution situated In CAN
da's Creek Valley three miles
west of Cleveland, lis now under
charge of Prof. j. n. Varnell. The
spring session commenced the
10Th of January, with q fine school
in attendance. The advantages
of this school are not excelled by
any in the country. Board and
tuition at the lowest rates and
students of moderate means may
obtain 4 practical education al
but little expense.
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TO Suffering women.

Every exhausted, suffering, oyertsI ad
woman 10 the land, d~gsirou. Of happfi,
changing Lor physical condition and sur
roundiugs, shoald al once send her adlres.
and three cent stamp (for rcium postage
10 Paul Jamcs.M. d.. 60 Fulton street, New
York and receive fre Mrs. Lazelle's
Pamphlet containing information Of most
vital imp, .tancc 10 every wife aud mother.
Prom a pc. -sal Of this pamphlet, great goSl
piHst OF necessity accure to NOmAnkind, A.
il imparts the secret OF retrieving SOrmis
BEATTY and health. without the adj df cos.
meiics or tho services Of physicians. Do
not fail TO send for Il, Isepl - lyl
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

farming. Farmers should farm a
less number Of { Of grain, and
strive to make these acres pro-
duce more bushels, and give their
attention more to grass and cattle
farming. They will find that this
mode will yield them a far great
er return for their toll, and will
tend TO bhill up their worn out
lands,
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tlurtch VS.. Alfred
AnrleIa


In the County r..r Of Bradlcy county. Tenn,
Under fnd by Yiuue u an onier II sale marie
~ llic Jatuar term ~ aid euuu. N97, I viii
on FRIDAN. MARtHa LEI. al the cont iuInsg
nilT ~ ttrNclrui. Irnh -il t. the higlr.t
bihdfr un q rruui II siN nonths the following
described lhiri. fa-Nit: 1tG EAa half ~ the
soilhAesl quarter 81 se,tian u. toBp.bip. 2
hfaltry ruuuty, Tennes-fr, iouniiri on the
Huuthfa-t by the farm ~ VIM. Hugirs. North
10y sanie, Northwest by Holder aud CTaigmils-,
Nsuth 10y Josiah Johnston. rald n the propefs
oi DaIid Burrh fnr di~-trfiutinH. Tliis 9th
Jan, lSI7. JAMES RUTkER, CLERK.
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Try Cowan & Cats Surprise Yeast.
Shipment Of wheat i'm Upper
N d" East Tenn eSsec.

The Jonesboro' Journal says:
There has been shipped from the
Jonesbq depot, since the 1st of
September 1876, period of i've
months, l,lld,62S pounds Of wheat
+and and 268,0O0 pounds of flour.
H. This proves that less than %
per cent Of the wheat crop ship
ped from this depot has gone of
in the shape Of flour. When we
have so many mills within easy
reach of our wheat producers,
should they not be more liberal
I;ly patronized
The above figures indicate a
perceptible falling off of the
amount shipped from this station
in antebellum days. This fact
should not be discouraging for We
attempt "a raise too much grain
~ The neglect Of grass and cattle
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

For many years we have made two
medicines suited to the ailments of o
vast class of sufferers. Thousands of
cures have been made by them, and in
fact, the word failure could not be
coupled with them. But within the
last two years c~ounterfeits of our med
cincs have sprung up, dangerous in
their close imitation Of our Trade
Mark. To secure the people we have.
placed upon each gcnuine1box of Hol.
loway's Ointment the fac simile Of the
signature Of our agent, Mr.. Jos.
llaydocb. To counterfeit is felony. We
shall ~relentlessly pursue any one who
initiates this with the utmost vicor
of'thc law. We most earnestly beg that
the great mass Of tho American PEG,
will aid us in our efforts to protect
their health, and help us in our task
of bringing these most unprineipled
mcn 10 the bar Of justice. Uniformly
refuse to purchase Medicines purport-
ing to be ours unless Mr. Jos. Hay.
docks signature is attadbedI to each
box OF Pills or pot of Ointment and
the end will soon be reached, a .'uai
The public's obedicnt servants,
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

IRumor has it that the night trains
on the L. r., V. & G. Railroad will
commence running again shortly. No,
thing would please the travelling pub
lie more. Then the Knoxville dailics
will be delivered here i'll the morning
instead of night.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

Reports from the Western States a
few weeks since said that the grass,
hoppers had laid eggs by the millions
and the farmers were very much dis.
couraged. Later reports say that The
cold weather has killed all the eggs.
and that the prospects for an
abundance of choppers" is rather
slim.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16
The Revival at Knoxville.

Cronicle.
The revival spirit which mas
been in progress in this city for
several weeks past seems to be
increasing in interest and magni-
tude, both at The. First M. Il.
Church and the Broad street NJ.
+, Church, South.
Services were held at all the
churches IN the city Sunday, and
were perhaps of unusual interest.
At the Ghgrches where thg reSi-
walls are being carried on, cspe-
eially, the attendance was very
large atall services and deep in
terest was manifested, r H
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The "Atlanta Constitution" is re


The "Atlanta ConstitL ton" is re
sensible for this:
"a lore Democrat,
Who stayed out late
To learn the sad news
Of Florida's fate,
Asked of a brisk rad,
Who was passing hisgatg
Pray how dothfth vote stand?
How goeth she State!"'
Quoth the genial repub.,
Gently scratching his pate
Judge Bradley is good, e,
Moxa Morton is great.
And thus doth the vote stand
Seven 10 Eigilt!"'
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NTITde. WWOUT.

A few years ago August Flower" was
discovered TO he a certain euro for Dyspepsia
anu Liver complaint, a few thin ,DSspoptics
made known to their friends how easily and
quickly they had been cured 10y its use. The
great merits of GREES's AUGrsr FLOWER be-
came hcraldcd through hlc country by one
sufferer to another, until without advorii-
sing, its sale has become immense. Drug
gists in EVERY TOWN in fhe United
STATES are selling i, No person suffering
with Sour Stomach Sick Headache, Co.'S
titchess, palpitatioH OF the Heart, Indigcs-
ton, Low Spirits, etc, can take three doses
without relief. Go to your Druggist, A. ID.
Scruggs, and GET Il bottlc for - cents and
ry it. Sample bottles 10 cents. 20
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Arthur and Wi1 Trayuor arc h,

Arthur and Win. Traynor are bull
ding a nice gravel walk in front of
their property on the corner of South
and Lea sts. twill he when finished
quite a convenience to that portion Of
the city. rs,
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s. J. GfLLrLAsB, Is located ON MARI ct
street, hetEeen Gih and It'll, Chattanooga
Tenn. And is epgAgrd ~ the Family Caoccry
business, and viii sell al goods in his line as
heap as they can he had in the city.
All kinds Of country produce bought AT
lac highest market price, for which cash or
goods at cash prices will be issId.
Sept, p, If.
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40 10 so Acres of Land for


Ihaye eighty acres of land for
sale, about five miles from Chat
tanooga, and adjourning the Bird
Mill property.
| will sell in 10, 20 or 40 acre
lots TO suit purchasers very ren-
sonable. The land is fertile and
suitable for gardening, farming,
grape culture, ETC., Call on me
at my farm, or address me at
Chattanooga, Tenn. as
mar 4-tf a. b. CoSNOR.
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Go to COwan 4 Gaut's to get your Soap

A healthy looking gentleman with
good clothes on stepped into our
sanctum, and remarked: H. /. A.
ID. U, d." We of course thought he
meant "lIere / am dressed up drunk"
winch he was.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

Attention il. called to the card Of
Mr.. j. r.. Seabourn, Silyersmith, TO
he found in this issue. MI. Seabourn
is an honest workman and will do YOU
good work on reasonable terms.
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SHERIEE,S SALE.

Br virtue of a Il ia IN my hand from the
Supreme Court 1T Knoxville, H~'enncfsce, /
will offer for. sale to the highest bidder at the
Court House door in Cleveland, Tennessee
NON THE 9th DAY OF FEBRUARY
next, for cash IN hand, all the right, title, In
tercst and claim that u. W, WRrHERLr
has in, and TO the following described laud
to-wit: Beginning at the Southwest corner
of the Northwest quarter Of section 10, frac-
tional township | South range east OF the
basis line, 0coee District, Then North with
the basis line lOI poles TO the branch, then
South 20 degrees cast 80 poles, thence north
~ degrees, cast 81 poles to ihe north line
OF said quarter, thence south 0drgr"cs, cast
80 poles to The northeast corner of said quar-
ter, thence south 20 degrees with the east
line of said quarter Isl poles and G., feet,
then north faja aegees sest "a p9les tOa
white oak tree Ehep south 45ls degrees,
west ~ poles and IL feet, then north 20 de-
grces, west - poles and I feet to the basis
Inc then north 20 degrees cast with saidliae
- poles more or less, to the bcgihing corner,
containing lI5 acres more or less, Levied on as
the property of r. w. Wcatherly to satisfy
u decree in the said Court against tlle eaid
WedtAeFly and Others in favor OF Sanford,
Chamberlain & Alcrs.
q. b. HAYS, Shlf.
Jan. 1G, 1s~i7.-printcrs fee 5000.
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The qgails of thS country were
nearly all frozen to death by the Jan.
freeze. a few days since VIII. Tray
nor and 10. Galloway took a hunt
and only succeeded in finding one
drove ina section of country where
they have been plentiful heretofore.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

PERsONAL.-Rev. j. Is. Ford has
lust returned this week from a
trip through North " South Caro-
lima and Florida. lie leaves again
to day.
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The Weekly Herald.
LOCAL,
Cowan II Gaut have Sour Krout
PINE STOCK.

stock Raisers: Call at Gum
Gates Livery Stable aud see the
celebrated thprplgllbred Stallion
"kingstGa' AMI tie thoroughbred
imported Spanish Jack, "SanfhQ'
over IL hands Bjgh FOrHsartieu-
tars see hand-bilis. ,
Feb. 9.2mg
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That Ghost Again.

To THE HERALD: s, s>.l lbs
It was Doctor Day that got fright
tned at the ghost in Johnston's mill.
that turned out to be a dog. Doc
can have his glove if he will call fol
il. C. L.
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Weekly Chattanooga CenIMer'

This paper has made its appearance,
with George M. Drake, editor, and H.
F. Griscom, publisher. 1t makes a
neat appearance and is Republican in
politics. We wish it. much success.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

The weather for the past week has
been looking IIaysey, and it is
thought will continue 50 Til-den if it
don't rain.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

Wheat in ktlaata is worth S1.70@
LIS for best ghitGi cqrps 6O@62c.
Oats, 55@Gq. Peas, Sl.25@l.30.
Irish potatoes, SL.0)@L.5) per bar
rel. tCll 1" q
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NONRESIDENT NOTICE.
w, Id. COwan VS.. II. w. Norwood

In this cause il appears from the original
attachment sworn out that +. W. Norwood,
the defendant, is a nonresident of the State
of Tenncsscc, so that the ordinary process Of
the law connOt be served upon him. 1t is
therefore ordered that publication he made in
the WEEKLY HERALD, a newspaper published
in Cleveland, Bradley county, Tennessee, for
ltur successive weeks, notifying the said p.
W. Norwood to appear iefore j. l.. Jones at
his olfccin4th civil district the 9th day cf
June, 1871, and make defence to the said at
;achment or the same will be taken as con-
tcssed and sit for hearing cxparte.
pr. fcc-S5. }, L. JONES,
Feb. ID, lS7G, gJ.P. for BIG.
70 Ek'
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Attention is called to the great in
luccmcnts of j.. w. & Il. u. Steed,
10 be found in another column. They
sell goods at bottom prices.
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Goal Oil & Candles at Pickchs Corner.
E9r sL,2Q.

We viii furnish the American Ag-
riculturist at this Office, one year, for
the above price. Send along your
money to the HERALD Office.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16
IEOIIOWay's Oint IN ont.

Erysipelas and all isAammatory
diseases yield to a dilligent use Of
this powerful preparation. In the
foot, hand or neck. their approach
should be checked at once--if super
alton ensues, danger is imminent, and
the knife cannot be employed without
ieopardizing life. This ointment will
emove the disorder, without cutting,
pain or peril. 25 cents per box or
pot. &,
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

For neat job Printing call al this o1ieo or
send YOUR orders. Envelopes, Cards, Letfc,
beads, Bill-heads, circulars, and tlaHks ofaIl
kinds. printed on the flHr,rst notice. New
Got Ct the latest style job type just received.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

In Jonesboro the city Recorders sal
pry is S25 per yeqr. He will get rich
before the year is out 60
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Subscribe for the WEEKLY HER
AID. Only two dollars q year.
You won't regret it. '
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DIR. Hart's Ambitious Discovery.
DR.. Hart's Aptihiliobs Ilisooyery.
DIR. Hart's AntihiliOus Discovery.
DIR. IIart's Ambitious Discovery.
DR.. IIar,'seAntibilious Discovery.
DIR. Harris Ambitious Discovery.
DIR. Harris AHtibilious Discovery.
DIR. Harris Antibilious Discovery.
DR.. Harris AntiBilious discovery.
DIR. ~Ilart's AntibiliQRs Discovery.
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lf yoa want a nice square meal for % cents
go n the Star Bakery, Market Street he
tween Fifth and Sixth, Chattanooga Tenn.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

Harner's Weekly Of last week con
tanned the Portraits of the members
of the National Returning Board.
They are a tolerably hardslddkbtd set,
but are the first men of the Republic,
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Baking Powpers Of all kinds at the
Pickens Corner.
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Best coifce..& sugar at Cowan 4 Gaut's.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

"The Cleveland Banner is opposed
to,the supervision of tax oollections.
Monroe Democrat.
Suppose it is. Then whqtq
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-02-16

Use Cowan & Gaut's Indigo Soap
and you won't have to buy indigo,
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If you want your picture taken
they guaratee satisfaction Or no
pay, and are prepared to do fine
work, as they have lately bought
a new lot OF instruments, and
now have everything that is need
ed in the business.
Call and give them a itriaLH d.
feb9-1y. vE
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Best Cigars and Tobacco Mt Cow
an & Gaut's.
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HOLLOWAY & %.

'H9I ~ 4. ~
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If you want bargains. They don't
charge anything for showing their
goods. Please call and see them.
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Atlanta Market,

Corrected Every Week by
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1877-04-04

A MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS.-A few weeks
ago one of our citizens went to bed and to
sleep, as he says never feeling better in
his life. In the morning he awoke and
found his family and neghbors standing
about his bed in a state of great anxiety,
and a strange man trying to get something
sweet with II spoon into his mouth. To
his expressions of astonishment the reply
was: Didn't you know that you were
sick ?n Never was better in my life.n
Why, you've been awful sick. We
thought you were dead or dying, and here
is the doctor trying to give you some medi-
cine" 1t was all mystery to him; he
felt perfectly well; wanted no medicine;
was going to get up. After remonStrance
and considerable parley he again announ-
ced his intention to get up. He then learn
ed from his wife that in tho night he utter
ed "a most unearthly shrek :" whereupon
she arose quickly, struck light and found
him lying upon his back rigid and in q
state of insensibilty. She Immediately
called in the rest of the household and
some of the neighbors. A strong man put
his hands under his head to raise him and
found him as stiff as a crow-bar" His
throat was swollen so that all was level
from his chin to his stomach. A sensible
lady conceived that there was virtue in
friction and rubbed him until she was
nearly exhausted and probably saved his
life. Aphysician was called, and as it was
the patients hour for getting up when the
doctor was about to administer his remedy,
he awoke "never better in his life. He got
up, went down town as usual, called on
the doctor and paid him his bill,-Bangor
Me- Wing.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1877-04-04

THE MILLENNIUM IN Ten MINUTES
The press and the people of this country
are remarkable for their patience and
sweet rcasonableness. They did not ask
that President Hayes should compose the
Southern difficulty before he took the oath
of office, or even before he left the plat
form when he delivered his inaugural adj
dress. They did not expect him to act in
the matter until, say, after dinner that day,
and there was no disposition to hurry him
from. the table. We are patient people.
We mean to give our public servants plen.
ty of time, but we brook no trlling and
tolerate no useless delay. 1t begins to be
suspected that the President wants too much
time. The public gave him u good two
hours without complaining. The people
and the press are not ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
the suspicion, They ask merely for the
millennium. They have waited for it 4
whole fortnight. They now quietly but
firmly demand that the show 90 on. The
lion seems to be already; let us have the
lamb led out and the two left alone to-
gether without further delay.-N. T. Trjb-
ane.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1877-04-04

No LAWYERS. While II number of
lawyers and gentlemen were dining at
Wiscasset recently, a jolly man from the
Emerald Isle appeared and called for din
ner. The lanulady told him he should
dine when the gentlemen were done.
E" Let him crowd in among u.s." whis-
pered limb of the law, and we will
have some fun with him."
The Irishman took his seat at the table.
You were born in this country were
you, my lriend?'
No, sir; was born in Ireland"
us your father living?"
:" No, sir; he is dead.'
What is your occupation?'
" A horsc,j jockey, sir"
"What was your fathers occuption?"
Trading horses, sir"
Ibid your father ever cheat any person
while he was here?'
Il suppose he did cheat many, sir"
"Where do you suppose he went top
ITO heaven, sir
" What do you suppose he is doing in
heaven?"
" Trading horses, sir"
" Has he cheated any one therem
" He cheated one, believe, sir"
why did they not prosecute him?"
because they searched the whole king
dom of heaven and couldn't find any law
yers!"