The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-01-17
Variety.

A asaa hs1 is bssssE sbna live one she will lay
rau-sro- sou PIT her.
L-udlo-as ~ish colds IN their heads speak Of the
F-ase1i depression A. ' hard rsnting."
Hs askca for bread. and he received stone"
Hs ~as tramp. and the boys did not like him.
Az srchunre save; Dickens never wrote for
F,-.-z but once" We suspect that be not ashamed
q, e rghi p TO she bar aud call for it like
B6trhntn. sumuoned 10 identify a stolen hog,
b-izr asksd il ihs bsr had any eAr-mArls, replied.
"a only car-unrrk dat saw vas bis tail cut of.
A t-uin ol cH-s on a Florida railroad passed a man
o. aurssbuok. aud there was great hurrahing among
ta passenrs-s until thev discovered that the horse
vuE tioa 20 the fence
Itiae-aut psOtagrapher Cfrom under the eloth),
"Wia yea kssp gsisi1 How do yOu suppose
sutiors. ~bo Sc evssug the focus Bsjabbers. mani
~ I - sizl 10 be shot sss''
Eou1rsae-s ourhi to understand that Santa Claus
F,auE is not very full this year, and that nothing
uaad disgust the old fellow than 70 catch boy
haHeinr up his fathers overalls.
A fsotnzr learned from his master that mAlapro-
p. usEui on, o. place" Meeting brother foot
nar vb5 had been discharged. be exclaimed Ali
N dsEr fsliov. I am sorry for you you are mala-
H-FoE
EHsisd Britisbs- ai the end ola row with the par
q batlBd ihs Frsneh 'bus-appealng to the passen-
ruz generally l-Alloug--didoug- g-pard onny-but. 1
sv. look be-s can & understand this fellows glib
iish- Can any Of yoa ladies and gentlemen tell me
a. French for /" ouufounded fool ''-Juds.
Houesi P-iae-Granafathor-Ahi children. it's
fH- lhiug 20 ses yOa al growing up such aue gals
and bgys- amt fsll % proud many day no. not
riurs chief foIlouer Al yGur poor old granny's
f1ne-al and had a new black bat for myself an
-a-iau 'rin far the uouruers.
a F-uash gentleman, Who supposed be had mas
is-sa The Eueiish laaguagO, was sadly puzzled one
dav wheu friend looked a, bin and said, How do
yuu toe- ~Do yaigr mean how do you find
you-rsiFg' - saire. never loOses myself" But
h0r d. yuu feeig' 4" smoOt-yOu just feel me-
we 6o'us ove that house anything said pro-
dr. merchant looking puzzled letter from the
Nest- We have rendered an account Of sales Of
a. earn Gals and wheat ressvee, and rem tted every
cent isss rammissious'' Yes sir" said the book
ksepsr. % bui The due is on the rye.'
snail boy" say. pa. viii you buy me a new sled
so- ohrissnHsg-' Csoss -asted parent Johnny. I
d1rE think thevs's going 70 be much snow this Win
Or ard you wouldn't have chance to enjoy new
risd hat IN tel you what win do. You just be a
SD by and IN gel your saw fLed 50 that it will
ca ttrourh q stick q wood just ike cheese -
a. he ceurs IN Belfast recently. Judge Libbey
su1lsuoeS Martin l. Tower 70 25 years in the State
prsor This fact vas communicated TO the prisoners
rusbe- vho Vas struck with astonishmeut as to the
usuitsdt 81 The sentence. " What did they do that
fu-~7 shs sEslailaed. 90 Tventy-fve years why he
Eur't is ouuieuted there three weeks -
" Zoe lour bare you been 10 England ~ was the
gBseios put ty yOsug Englishman to young
Au-l-ia1n a. public dinner in London recently
"Aooui tso weeks, was the reply. Really, )" was
ths rt5oiu5er uf John Ball. and notice you talk
or iaaruare vel ~ do - Yes,' was the
rC7 " Broihsr Jonathan. " / have not been here
gui,s ioaE snuuCh 10 forge; hoE to speak it''
e-ssa-" How is ii. Brown. you always have such
s7isa5id fruit from your gATdea' Iszhibit and carry
q rurs aud prizes ai leAs; my gardener does. for
uuly 80 70 PRINT bui never have such fruit as
ttt on ny table !" BrOwa-" Simplest thing in the
ro-l5. old 5sllav- keep gardener for my garden;
yu1 sesr ra-ssu for your gardener
Easts-iay clsy-strest negro. Who some time since
iuruuiud m animal trap. was exhibiting model in a
rsu-u ur Washington street, when gentleman re-
uE-zs5 Vel yos Ers an eccentric genius"
Sc hosA. bass. slowly replied tbe negro. dat ar
tr.T nay - al right wrong; IEe gEine to run
ny chances o. asi. an durin' the meanwhile nobody
haH any riritfto call names an hurt my feelings
Has b. went away wira grief 10 his eye.
SIZE vsr b-ushiue bis hair. and he enjoyed being
sus-ss ovsr snzzaEiy. Rolling up bis eyes, be said:
. NJ sez5. rhy vas Columbus. when be landed in
Auurisa, like us now She couldn't tell him, and
be ur1laiues; Is because be was tclled at being
fur over"
AtauzmT meeting lEst Eanner venerable sister
t-ruz ths hymn
n. SO, ts % ny guard
ssu h--az n shrir quAre-s. hut it was pitched to
hira Tn shousnHd-Ten thousand she soroeched
,rt sioupsd ssHii bsr al soV0fr cried eonver-
sss zsuskt-oksr prcsesi-
Auou-diur q Nm. LirerzOrs, the wives Of East
Iuta B-nhuiEs rrs the aere slaves oftbeir husbands
,uE uu-rsay ustund then at meal time. But the day
e uui far oiskni when British civilisatiOu viii have
srso6uos5 d.i-i-ous and posnto-nashers into India
"A irbsa ~ nov syrznuioai Brubufn viii be glad
uuoura b cnvl uF ootsias Of the door and sniff the
diuusr thruuEA The key-hole.
A mcslur5- Tals.-Tsu oau't alwaysbeiiere what
q nan SAYS. any more than yea can judge Of bis
hu.-s ~ ths elothing be wears The other night
v.EoszEz ia ths Knss-eud grabbed negro who came
ruuur 6uvr tie st-sst II full speed. painting like
r-iuE-t-okuz horse. and the 1tsccr wanted to know
VI a-E wAe-cfo-o The cOlorcd man was dusting
-u-as Il th.i rsly styis midnights solemn hour.
-Wh's sirk-rvins for the doctor Z" gasped the
--uz -iWhs-s ds 7os liVef1 = Leune go-ean't /
.iur--ahs'f NOSE dad r was the answer yet in
rru ursAif the ousr pashea the African up against
.. fuuse and sas-sh brought Light two chickens
. q h.tuhst And psir of boots the same