Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1877-05-19

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get satisfactory offer for it," The
auctioner thereupon tossed the article 10
her with lofty stare aud II stiff bow, and
coolly puttingit on her head, the lady en-
tered her carriage aud rode away. The
young people had had their fun, and
thought no more Of it, though somc Of
them, noticing certain superior dignity
in the owner Ut the questionable bonnet
went SO far as to wonder who "that
woman" was.
Next day the same wedding party. on
their way to Niagara Fails, stopped at
Black Rick to pay their respects to Gen.
Porter, United States Secretary Of War,
and were invited to dipe with him ut his
house. When Mrs. Porter, the lady Of
the mansion, came forward to welcome
them they stood aghast. "rhat woman"
whose bonnet they had made game OF
was the wife of one of President Adams
cabinet ministers.
Fancy how Mrs. Porter's splendid hos
pitality heaped Goals Of fire on their
heais--and especially.on the head Of the
young man who played auctioneer at the
Batavia Hotel.-1he Waterman.
THE WORRY OF THEM!-We easily
know a nervous man. You say, HE never
walks, he runs" Born in a hurry, he lives in
hurry and you anticipate that he will de-
part this life with corresponding precipita.
ton. Full of fears freely expressed. Afraid
he will be too late for the train. or the train
will he too late for him. Afraid it will rain,
or afraid it will not. You ought to pity
him, but you can't. Entitled to com
miseration, he awakens only veXation.
You pronounce him wearying cnIDpan-
ion. He comes in with whew uttered
or unexpressed. A sh-sh-sh rises to your
lips as he approaches, and you long t.,
administer to him some quietus. He
makes door-knobs ache and break. In
your provocAtiOn you call him an AMI
mated threshing machine. He is unc. n
scious, outside, or active nervousness. You
know how infectious it is. As catching
as the smallpox. You feel that if you
don't get out of his orbit you will be
just like him. His watch Outruns his
neighbors' time-pieces. True, he is al
ways in time for everything; but at the
cost of whatever comes in his way. You
pity his tired looking wife. How can
life 60 smoothly with hera He loves her
dearly, but as you look into her worried
face, you remember that poor pussy never
purrs when you rub her fur the wrong
way. As for his own quantum Of com
fort, you cant see when he. stops to take
it; and the funniest of it is he utterly re.
pndiates the idea of his being nervous
Church Journal.
KEPT TRAP.-A few days ago an en-
graver in Bristol, England, happening to
look through his shop window, observed
an elderly gentleman, whom he recog-
nized - an excise officer, attentiveIy
scanning the outside of his premises. Al
ter satisfying his curiosity by an outside
inspection he entered the shop, note book
and pencil in hand. and opened q con-
versation with the proprietor. "Mr. j..
believer YES, I am Mr.. j." You
keep u trap understand" Yes
-Hase YEA license for that trapt' No. -
Do~n gces an entry If this candid Cd
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