Middletown transcript., 1877-03-31
Business Iotals.

: New lot Of Cook Stoves just received at
LINDLEY Il KEMP'S.
r Milk Pans, cheap for cash at
ELIASON & BENSON'S.
Even as we bid people Happy New Year
comes the thought: how many new styles Of
s stand-up collars shall we have before the yea
e is dead
Hams. Shoulders, Sides, Beef (smoked) at
s. N. REYNOLDS.
, Ladies' Cashmere Slippers, 35 cts per pair,
! at ELIASUN BROS.
When Texas man tells his wife that there
will he company in the evening she ouslles
about and gels the shot gun in order while
he takes the shovel and salies forth to dig a
few graves.
All kinds of Plow Castings at
LINDLEY & KEMPS.
Atmore's Mince Meat, II cts per pound, at
ELIAS0N BROS.
The most glowing passages in ministers $
sermon will attract scarcely half the attention
that centres on the man who blows his nose
in church.
Star Skirt Braids cents Cash, at
S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
Slate Mantles from the celebrated Keystone
Works, from SOL TO 500, at
ELIASON & BENSON'S.
The man who wins a Centennial prize, and
who don't advertise it, is as bad as the man
who buys ten-ihousand-dollar oil painting
and then presents il to a blind asylum.
Buffalo Robes, Horse Blankets, Carriage
Whips, in stock and for sale by
S NJ. REYNOLDS.
UO2C our stock of Ladies' Silk Ties and
Handkerchiefs, at ELlASuN BROS.
A Memphis prisoner, who hated to see two
lawyers disgrace the courtroom by fighting,
walked out, and was unfortunate enough TO
get lost. He has not been heard Of since.
The Improved Philadelphia Water Closets
and Bath Tubs, Copper, Zinc, Lead or Tin
lined, at ELTASUN & BENS0N'S.
Harness and Machine Oils at
LINDLEY & KEMP'S.
If you have a good sister, love and cherish
her with all your heart If you have none,
why then love and cherish the good sister Of
some other man with all youK heart.
Slate Mantels, in Egyptian, Tennessee,
Verd Antique, Corsican Green, and many
other colors, at
Good, heavy long leg Boots for mems wear
| 81 rs, so, 2 IS and 90, for sale by
S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
$50 YOU wouldn't take me to be twenty ~
said a rich heiress TO an Irish gentleman,
while dancing the polka. ''What would you
take me for, then ~ 'For better or worse"
replied the son Of the Emerald Isle.
Babbit Soda, cents per paper, and Coffee
-''''"'' ''''' ELIAsoN BROS.
Get YOUR Tin-Ware repaired at the Middle |
town Stove House.
A Western editor, in acknowledging the |
gift Of peck Of onions from subscriber, |
saws: at is such kindnesses as these that
always brings the tears to our eyes
Gents Fine Balbriggan Half Hose, Silk
Handkerchiefs, Scarfs, Ties and Bows in great
variety, at ELlAS0N BROS.
Roofing and Spouting, done by practical
workmen, and satisfaction guaranteed in all
cases, at ELIASUN & BENS0N'S.
An exchange remarks that 'some people
are wholly unable to appreciate delicate
irony" We have observed this ourselves,
particularly in the case of wash-women and
shirt bosoms.
Stove repairs of all kinds at
LINDLEY & KEMP'S.
Opened this day, a new case OF CALlC0ES,
warranted fast colors, at cts. per yard, at
S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
''Does this razor take hold well ?" asked
the smiling barber. Yes replied the un-
happy victim, sit takes hold well, but it don't
let 60 worth cent"
Mems fine calf Dress Boots double and sin
gle sole, at 81 90, so and 5 90. Also, cali
Congress Caters at ST %, so, rs, Q so
8 90 and 90, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
Briggs & Bros. Garden Seeds-the best
for sale BY ELIASON BROS.
P. T. Barnum has resolved TO be a travel
ling Snowman no longer but when it was an
nounced that New Haven had two-legged
horse, his wife had to hide his hat
DON'T FAIL to see the "EooNoMY
CuFFEE PoT" at Eliason & Benson's, the
most economical coffee pot ever manu-
factured.
The largest Stock of Hamburg Edgings in
Middletown can be found at w. II. MOORE
& cos.
In describing a new organ. a country edi-
tor says 'The swell died away in delicious
like one singing sweet song un-
der the bed-clothes."
The Best Paper Collar, 20 cts per box, at {
ELIAS0N BROS.
Harness Leather, Rings, Buckles and Sheep
Skins, at LINDLEY & KEMP'S.
New No. l, 2, & Mackerel in ba .rels, hal I
barrels, quarters and kits; New Split Labra-
dor Herring in barrels and half barrels, just !
received and for sale by S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
While man was singing the other day
There's good time coming" another man
arose and said, "Would you kindly fix the I
exact date 2" a
A choice Rio Coffee, green, % cents, roast a
d 20 cents CASH, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS. q
Clark's O. N. T. Spool Cotton, 6s cents per s
lozen, at ELIAS0N BROS. o
1t was said of a great calumniator, and .
requenter of other persons tables, that be
lever opened his mouth but at somebody's i
Expense. :
New Orleans and Porto Rico ,Molasses i
Jhoice Sugar Loaf Drips and Sugar House Fl
Syrups, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS. B
"Gone to the bottom" Ladies' Fine Moroc- b
o Sewed Shoes, ST. per pair, at tt
ELIASoN BROS. :
Love makes one hundred and twenty-eighl
Iounds of girl feel no heavier than feather
IN fellows lap.
A FRESH INVOICE, Bethlehem Buck
vheat Flour and Oat Meal. Gris, the best
n the market. For sale by
S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
A splendid assortment OF Gents Fine Calf
'oots and Alexis Buckle Shoes at
ELIAS0N BROS.
An Irish lover remarks that it is great 7
omfort to be alone. especially when yer
is wild ye."
A full line of Alpaca and Poplin Lustre's, n
t ELIASON BROS. y
Boys and Youths Congress Caters, Balls, :
nd ong Boots to fit all the little folks, at eo
/ 25, l so h / rs. at S. NJ. REYNOLDS. N
A man whose voice was taxed to its utmost pit
requested to call around and see the asses
or.