The New York herald., 1877-10-19
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Anna Dickinson has refused two offers of marriage
| this year.
And now Colonel Ingersol did Tom Paino cat fried
| beefsteakY
railway car for people who get drunk Is tho latest
| suggestion.
| The cold white clouds Goat the autumn sky
| like ten-ccnt plates Of ice
Chills ana fever do not leave any JOKES In a man
when they tackle him Grpco-Roman style.
Sir Edward Thornton, whom hc left Washington last
spring. intended to return in December
The Mobile Register says the naval stores trade Of
that port supports fully twenty thousand people,
Iiszt smiles when he plays In this country when
soulful pianist plays it is the hearers who smile
IL Howard has resumed his connection with tho
British Legation at Washington one OF tho secrcta
rles.
Tho Chicago Tribune thinks that the money ques-
ton, and not the President the OF the Ohio
defeat.
Boston Adrertiser:-sA Snowman placed over tho
cage Of his grizzly bear and her cubs Boar and
four bear"
Blaine-so far as am concerned, assign all my
right, title and interest as republican in Mr. Hayes
to the democracy
Richard Grant Whites "Every Day Engllsh papers
are being rcpublished In England aud arc exciting
some discussion there.
Mr.. Thomas A. Hendricks, OF Indiana ought not to
open his mouth much. He might put his foot in It,
He docs hotter saying nothing.
London Court Jouraai:-"Professors Tyndall. Dar
win and Huxley Will spend autumn holiday in the
Trenton Falls, Oneida, United States of America"
Mr.. Bcrgh sghs because ladies share in criminal
sports But Mr.. Bergh the when old maids
can catch flies on window panes has nearly passed.
General Mcclellan, tho next Governor Of New Jer-
scy. thinks that Chief Joseph could have won II hc
had only spent his time in digging an artesian WELL
Mr.. Halstead thinks that the democrats will SO mis-
their victory that tho Congressional elections Of
next year will to support the republican admnistra
tion
Evening Teegram:-"A paragraph states that forty
years ago missionary was not allowed to remain on
the Fiji Islands. All OF which means that they gen-
orally died from the effects OF The eat''
Bridgeport S.andurd:-s'Now doth the glossy chest
nut iostle the shelly shagbark the huckster's
stall, and the conscientious agriculturist dutes the
sweet cider for the city market with freshaid water
! from the WE'LL"
| Garfield has moro to be disgusted with than any
other republican IN America. II some ono would only
| induce him to hair Oil he would look less like
| dapidated hayrick, and his sorrows would be
!! smoothed out
Jndgo scpulveda of Los Angeles, belongs to ono Of
tho old Spanish California families, and the democrats
OF the southern part State insist that he shall 60
| to the United States Senate. 1t will be remembered
that Bret Harte used the family name of Sepuvcda In
| hts novel;
General Butler says 1t is very comfortable to sit in
tho House with your hat fui of brickbats Does tho
visionary Congressman mean that he goes out during
the evening, the next day has several bricks In
/ his hat? If he does cocktail night do him good.
But Il no means that he has something 10 throw at
the President he should remember that the flannel
bricks that poor humpty Dumpty used TO throw res
bounded without harm