The Red Cloud chief., 1877-05-03
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An irssA waiter. speaking - ahsivs
h.cs syrs ssys. They are mssarnsnx
Zoe ~ murs~ss usy s&.e commsstsA-
A sruyaeA, G~usxiAa mad sski sas
vvuld rather 10 atAsra tssnha;sae bAsd
"a hes s.os~a ou~s lAi ,kss live uiIs-
out himL
IN Esssern mkn. in writing ~ he
triensss q hs marriage IN CsAfSraia
ihrs isrs<iy Describes ass hssis ~
hA . bad - r~i ssawssp~sksss
and owns shs~p uniil yoa eAar r~.
why. sammy sad . sass~s - bic
little >un the other aay. i diag suso-
TIA, your teacher ~hips~i yoa ~:
Friday isa~~s- ss replied. - yCGd
b~vn In my ,rovsss yoai knouat
A Strl Who Rad married asAlns, her
fathers sah-s. came hsek after TO
ar,; ocujusAi un Kill The psv.lisA-
exclaimed The father. -;he calf hs 10
turnrd--
49, AAsR~-A $500 49,
every hour and prr~sni~i g 20 h~s
chap lie aays b. eAnt hrlp IL. nak~
him i~o hours to milk AMI fe~d To
pssz. mornins and nistl and hssssne~s
has 50, 20 t- attended IN
Some o,nsoundsi sdio, hAA pa, ,hAs
p~n whcr- I can't dad " gr~.h~i q
man. the other aas. ~ he ~Nrh>i
about the desk. All. um. y-' I
thought So be exclaimed In . owss
key. - he took H.. aTs,cl. ir,zm e.h!an.
his car.
-Ar~you los;y- said a s~nilsnan Ia a
it'll. fellow Who wgs rubbing his ey.s
and making The ~-lsin ring. Arr sou
issty- He replied. NJ. I'm Dat ls.sL.
but NV mother is. and ale can't aui
me-.
An exchange sa,s w hen Yea hear
q man express oon;smrt for Tie ns-s
p~y~n set him down for fool II yoa
van; Ia ,cs, him and prov. that he li~..
pun him ard s~- how grn,ly Dc will ia,
you cn the hssk
The fashionable shsi. Of hair fuf ISL
L. called Titan r-l Married ~ouasn
with dark hair. however. will continue
Ia look with disfavor uIrn any stray
Titan rri hair which they dad on their
husbands coat orllarz-
Dull times have driven many mrr-
chants to the cash system. anil they AT.
nou ornAmen,ing their stores with mot
tor such -: Pay to-day. trus, q"
morrow.- III ! trust. I bust. : lin God
ne trust ali others cash
As a cheering instance of educational
progress In Texas. 10 Is stated that al
boys over s year, a. se~. attending pub
lie schools In that >tst~. are nn~ im-
pera,ively required to take 1T their
bowie-kniv-s and reyoly~rs before IN.
t~ring the schonl-roonL
A f~w days q a musty old bpnk-
worm. porting over an old nle If news
papers. found a mention 81 a hotel.
keeper who WAS not genial and ur-
bane.- IL WAS In isiT. and 10 10 pru-
posed to erect . monument Ia the re-
porter who wrote the item
When the Prince Of Wales visited
Coventry. I've or ihre~ years Aso. h !.
secretary Of His Royal Highneas. think
ing ths procession 10 the station w0
moving somewhat slowly. sen, rather
IN imperative message commanding
the Mayor IA troa.- Tn. ans~cr re-
turned Was: Tell Mr. Knollys the
Mayor of Coventry does M, trot~
This story comes from S-stnsld.
| Msaa: a man u considerable means
entered q jewelers. store the other day.
and Asked the proprietor ~ he would
buy some gold. HS Ma answered In
the Affirmative. and produced q mail
package carefully done up In q paper.
which had the appearance. 81 gold III
inr, and which wA found 10 he wosth
~ cents. After receiving u. tho man
said: Perhaps you'd like 90 know
where I got the gold Well. III tell
you. Twenty years ago hal a ts''h
filled. and yesterday hsi the SAM 10th
pulled. but ] saved IL. pounded II up.
and washed out the gold. Made ~
cents by the operation. didntif
A ten-yeAr-old boy of sol-mn Sisass
stood before On. monkey cage In Central
Park. New York. and heayctSsp
! siff,ETn ne whispered. -if I had four
Iegs folks would ferd me on cheese n
ginger snaps. hain't g., but tvo. and
It's tsiers and bread from one year 10
mother" Catching sigh. Of n Az~i
monkey sitting on . limb. the 10y con
tinued: IF was bald-h~@isd and had
eyes like . stove cover. folks would pss
me candy and call me purity AIR
resting Q minute. be observed: y can
hang by . limb by u foot ~ TIA; air
chap can. and % NOBODY hands me gum
OF jzw-breakers. and hon Of the papers
ever say any good bout me"
Bob's ~Coaspo~ttsss-