The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-10-09

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/ --Earmnyfoa Times: The Se,lalia BAzoo
Mas DESTROYS II. Martin Williams should be
/ appointed Senator by Gov. Phelps. u. II.
Armstrong. one OF ". Martins wsrmest
! friends has received the appointment, which
must be consoling tn the BAz.s.
We've never had that had an opinion ii
E, the wheel horse vet.
; -rsxiA>s G,,-ehs: Several Young law
f! yers asorn the bar this term.
! Which bar, II il well enough to he n
little explicit about these thing.
--N~six.o~a HmLf: The ethereal
m~i,iens oi vas~ar College consume 100
pounds ri lamb and 3.OOO pounds Of veal
every week. No wonder the college needs
u new elevate her.
I So muci, veal should make the girls in
cline to calves.
I -BAzO: Dick Sylvester and II. Martin
Williams are discussing their mutual merits
~ 'Mashers."
| Farmia.,ssa Tmss: Well mutually nash
Won, Rarret, Que ri these Summer eyes,
/ Excuse us old man, In, We are not that
kind 81 girl.
! -ikmRihsd Herald: The one imperative
duty Of the present hour is To provide salu-
tary checks on the growing power and in
flmence Of monopoly.
! Certainly. bring il up with round tnrn.
Stop the fellows WIN make money, an6 let
thOae Who spend il have chance.
1t il said that II. Martin Willis ans
carries Clay Dean around with him ~ IN
example al his devotion to husbandrv.
/ Whenever anybody doubts n. Martin heing
4 ti:ler al the soil. he just scratches behind
Clay Deans ear, plants grain Of corn, and
then calls upon the populace to zee the thing
grow.
The editorial a-pirsnt Tor Congress IN
/ the Pollard district, is said To possess quite
- large development OF bowels ~ in
tellect. which is saying great deal ior the
bowels for really Philips is a brilliant man,
and laying aside a few very mean ways
about him, would make splendid represen-
tative.
! -CaLdvuy Gazette: Afell,w in Portland,
Oregon, pawned his artificial teeth Tor whis-
key.
Oh, gum now, That's tooth-in.
-Ksntmeky Tsousm: The principal at
| traction nj the Germantown, Nv. Fair wa
| . woman Who has q heard ten inches long
and n 6ne M silk. She has twOsisters Who
also have boards.
Hair-parently men in disguise.
So. .Jd~ Cznoaicis: Mrs. Green, Of
BrOOkfield, has sued the Hannibal Il It. 10:
railroad for 800 damages for killing her
husband.
There are several women in this part of
the country Who will part With theirs for
hall that amount.
Enterprise Monitor: QMery.-When .
| fellow with blue badge on. elevates glass
Of bug juice to his mouth, il that a "Mmr-
ply movementy'
No, bat its very suggestive Of a move
ment OF the Murphies.
The Marshall Dvmorrut announces that
lady in that town ia "lying very ill.," II
il quite evident she il not on speaking terms
With Dave Day or she would be able to lie
hetter.
-Eatnpsi~. Mosito~: Dave Day vent to
the Seslalia fair. IL rsined and he STAYED
al night. slsepins With the BA.oc man.
The next morning. David mournfully ex-
claimed al wouldn't have got 30 vet IL
had gone home in the rain"
David had, perhaps, been drinking too
much lager beer. Phipps knows how il Is
himse elf under such circumstances.
BARON Rothchilds has jnaa paid $780,.
OOO foe q picture. He can get the photo
graph Of the F"rt Scott Mnsitor man for
half that price With mona d, lI.me thrown
in.
-Eahrprase- Mmios: "Cncle Cephas"
Leach il q pronounced Hn~ian, and We
thought all along he was the "Lnstinl
Turk"
Nov this in toe had. IL there nothing
sacred tn these vandals? The RAznO repu-
diaies this imputation upon this truly good
man with scornful Indignation.
-Eaepriise- Monitor: Il Joe Stephens'
Boonsille ADVERTISER . newspaper With .
national hank attachment, OF . national
hank With . newspaper attachment? II II
veil TO keep things level - We 60 along.
Well, iss betwixt and between. and lit
tie Of both.