, 1877-03-11

right" The prospect is an encouraging one
:, the coroner. ~'e0
~ good Democrat up on Latin street used
~ take tour drinks Of tcn-cent whisky every 4
4, until the Presidential muddle, when, deeply /
lie pressed With the necessity OF economizing,
began fr1tgating himself internally with las
oi which he consumed eight glasses per die
T. Nhen pressed by the bar-keeper to resume
5 former beverage, which was twice as usufr,
J. tuous to the house. be would reply: 'Wa
ton Is over, and then shall rcyiycn Tuesd
evening last the bar-kccpcr again ventnred
remark: Won't you try something :litt
t more soothing! Hayes is inaugurated.''
= Know, know,' returned the customer, ISL
, my confidence is not Jet altogether restorc
! and do not feel justified In rcviving. Pcrhar
there mag be quo warranto suit vet, or Dott
' flatt may guess, on the whole, you mi
:. as well give me some beer"
a regular scmi-month1y meeting of the Boar
Of Directors OF the Public Library was to ha.
nent. oEn heIa Yesterday afternoon 6qt at the Al
and Loewentha were on hand. An hour wa
wasted In waiting for the absentees, aud finall
an adjournment was taken until the 223d inst
me business u the day was to have been tn
tion Of the Library. From this it appear
that the total expenses during the MIN
months ending. Feb. 2s were s16,27s.a0
iSasax OF tlia''ee tis expenditure Sn hasa 3
was on account OF salaries, s., G25 for rent, and
g for binding. Only Sss3 were expended
Tor books during the term, and $500 for news
papers and periodicals. The City Council hay
Ing made an appropriation OF $4,000 for the
Library this year, It Is hoped that, in addition to
rebinding number of WORKS sadly in need
! thereof, from IS, 900 to $4,000 mar be devoted
to the purchase Of new books.
4 friend have demonstrated with an enter
prising journalist for selecting as his residence
couple OF rooms IN an apparently undesirable
part OF the town, the journalist replied, That
shows how darn much you know about It! This
Is the most convenient location out Of jail.
There's fellow lives up stairs that's as crazy as
loon; twice they have had to cut him down
when he hanged himself, and only, this morning
nc he CO came ne, 119a. in WITH wild look in
cuss that occupies the lower part of the house
Il always getting drunk and waiting his family
and furniture round as If they were feathers;
some night he orgnnize fearful three-column
don't live happily together, and I'm putting up
little job on them. The man next door has 4
Spitz dog that | think is mad, or will 70 mad
tne flrst not spell, and the apothecary at the
ner Is short-siy;hted and absent-minded. l tell
you, sonny, wouldn't change this place Tor q !
parlor-sulte at the Palmer House.:' !
a man on Thisty-ffth street Is the possessor !
oi vie who Tor seventeen years past has been
afflicted with acute infiammatory rheumatism, |
Which is singzlafly screre ia weather when the
vino sets from the east he has spent thou
sanus OIL dollars IN ointments, embrocatfous,
electric batteries, galyanic gartcrs, and other I
s1ter1la and internal applicable and appliances,
out ail vas to no purpose till a few weeks ago,
snen : ne htt Upon simple, Inexpensive, and
seathercock on the woodshed, aud fixed it WITH
couple OF shtngle-nalls so that, while it had |
rec range over the other twentY-four points Of
ne COMPASS, it could not BY any possibility in
fcate any wind with an E in it. His wife has
ot had touch Of rheumatism since, aud it fs
0 gratifying in the midst OF raging easterly .
ale TO see her sitting at the back window sew ,
e, and from time to time casting reassuring
lance at the Weatherrock, which Insists that :
~ oIcezes from the south and southwest are I
that moment prevailing in the Upeer Lake !
.gion. =
arenswood last week, and Young woman who | e
:sIsed 20 maze one thereof asked her pa ii she II
lsht go: "Of course not growled the stern U
fent; how can l afford at this era Of un- b
!, @ commercial depression to be buying II
aeh your little brother his multiplication n
ole and be OF some use to your poor mother g
at's dead and gone, and has no one but you | tt
'ook co.: But, pa, DEAR" said the bealti- q
sarl, ~ don't want any dress ut all. 4 t.
eer and plllow-case is all we wear at euch ! Al
Eces." Wiihelmina F1orentina Gcoreiana bl
lnoaru,' said tue old man, sternIy looking "
= nus spectaeles, II would rather see YOU OF
1 u your coffin first, for there you'd have tc
'le'n sheet and pillow-case On, ANYHOW, n
yer let me hear you speak Of such thinr 50
IN. snects anu pillow-cascs indeed: Why. he
worse than tull dress.'' And that Is wiz in
s Wuhelmina Florentina Georgina Hubbard to
u. ~ MAKE ono OF the sheet and pillow-case ga
ty at Rarenswood. sn
esGtSrday G afternoon Gen. Sheridan returned "a c
n cheyenne, whittier he had gone some twn - -
ks ago to bold a consultation with Gen. fnt M
'ok relative to the indian campaien i1nrinr ~: ~:
coming spring. The General expressed he ssi nai
Fets 70 a TRIBUNE reporter that he was un- srs
to furnish any news Of consequence Sit att .,t
Bull, u with lis band Of about fifty Iodees ts M
gone m above the headwaters OF The lis, Tr fUr
d River. - Crazy Horse" q youne buct 1ol 1ra
described 1 By the first half OF his name, the the
through some mysterious dispensation nee rMs
A,'tne ,+t1s +f1lo''oenee, become ilnbucd Cur
gathennE up his scattered iii III
'wers for the purpose of srrreuderins bis tin tle
anu ponies. Runners from his headouar- hve Nv
Wlth auv!ees to the 18th ut., report that he ~,
'ose As regards military operations. tie Nc, ner
cray vas Of the impression that there wouId ~
ee,ln multarv SENSE, an active campaign, IA 1rb,
lroops would 6e simply engaged in Tigos- was wns
yiutr in t}1e straryf;s7s- taan tountF5, mol
'ms around the Black Hill country ia search Hi loi
unuer aud something to eat The G.nrraI "''o
mol expect any trouble worthy Of the r.
II Ada
9 1ateT-Oce1n used to have club of sixteen | Feb
y subscribers at Nc.ncza, Neb., hut Thet, | in Il
terms expired the sixteen weekly subscrIb- $50;
eso!ved to take The TRIBUNE Instead. II | tiou
us that last November one OF them wrote | Fro,
1e editor Of the 10 to ask how to make S2j;
'Fed glue; who was the first President of | koy
fhitcd States; and what should be done for ders
OF mule with all symptoms OF blind. &- e
ers, or pip, or eume analogous co,nnlaint- Prai
tltor replied as follows in the next supple H. !
d a.
SGEn Eemoza: Neb.-1 Take co,nro, ,,,, field,
'cpa-e it: 2. G. c. Washington, T. t;iye Mr..
quart OF o1alic acid il IN OK; II mule piut tai,
etsc acid Gran
honest farmer administered quart of D. 81
acid TO tnat OF, and the effect was elcc- Mart
The OF gasped for breath; then tried to s. 4
% his horns; then, roaring rs il he was Skin
the purest BashaD breed, bounded away Rope
ing handsprings over the fences nnti knock ent,
er houses, barus, and llavstacss like so Co,
tcnpins till he reached the Nemoza River, s270.
he drank up, believing for more, finally Corw
Ing OF exhaustion and gastric peritoritis, Dura
Tor tAts reason that the honest farmers S. II.
moza gave up the 10. Mont
re Is collector in this citv yho feels SiaE
t soTv that the Presidential contest has =. N
lecided, because while it was penC;ne he LAMP
could lal Of finding his debtor at h9mc. S4u;
'as tas ne Way be managed Suppose hc had H., II. NJ