Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1877-04-12
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on blue glass windows.
HIS name is connected with great deeds
the large real estate holder.
s'PoRT1O JUsTlcE' Consienipg original
poems to the editorial waste-basket.
EVERY city in New Hampshire was carried
by the Republicans at the recent election
A LAW has been enacted in Colorado to dis
pense with grand juries as CrgariZedin other
States.
Sp1No1A is the name of the New York Us
semblyman who talked four members to
death.
MRS. PIKE, Of Chicago is termed 3 ''hag
of this literary ORDER This is really hag-
gravating.
MRS. SARToRIs has another baby, and Eng
land seems good deal closer to this country
than it did.
SAM BARD, in Pensacola, is producing full
grown editorials by putting short paragraphs
under blue glass
IT is said hat buttermllk is the basis of a
new kind of ]ewelry that is being manufae-
tured at the East
VINO says our civilization is played out?
The Chinese plck-pocket has made his ap-
pearance in San Francisco.
A REV. Mr. SPELTER is the name of an
Arka nsas preacher, and there isn't vacant
pewter be had in his church.
A SEAL skin and hustle, in woman's
.OpiniOn, ought to 60 together. That a 1act;
they are both fur down the back.
GENERAL ROBERT TooMBs says that he is
the owner of seven barrels of type-the re-
mains of the fortunes of Atlanta.
SITTING BULL is said to have g cruel and
furtive glance There is nothing, IN tact' OF
the SOux-eye generous about his expression.
THERE are 5000 men in Baltimore who
beat their tailor bills. A list of names has
been published, that tailors may shear away
from them.
WHEN General Grant was made President
gold was quoted at 80 per cent. When ne
left the White House it was quoted from to
5 per cent.
A GOOD many lawyers are moving to San
Francisco. There are thirty millionaires IN
that city who must some time make their
wills and die.
A VERMONT woman left her umbrella at
Sacramento, and had it expressed home at
cost of nine dollars. Nothing like having
your own umbrella.
THE New York Gold Exchange dissolved
on March Goth. The room is to be used in
future by the Stock Exchange for the sale OF
gold bonds and stocks.
THE statement that the Princess Louise be-
lieves III Spiritualism induces us to express
hope that she won't allow herself to become
too much raped up in it.
A WISCONSIN man has parted from his wife
rec use she wouldn't hold still and let him
shoot an apple off her head. Wives should
do everything to make it pleasant for the
family.
WHRN Il Baltimore man dies he wants four
fifths OF his property to go for monument
to his memory, and heis then puzzled to know
how be can keep the other fifth from any OF
his family.
"JOHNNY, have you learned anything dur
inc the week p asked teacher of afve-year
old pupil. "Yeth'm' "Well, what is it?''
"Never to lead small trump when you hold
both bowers"
They talk of fitting up the Great Eastern
for transporting cattle from this country to
England That is beef-eating service for her
certainly. The cattle will doubtless be car
ried in the steer-age.
A NEW cotton manufacturing company has
been organized in Augusta, Ga, with cap
| ital of $15O,OO The mill begins with 1O,-
| 600 spindles, which will be increased to 3d.
600 as the times require.
THE St. Louis Globe Democrat takes issue
| with Bishop Whipple, and does not believe
| there are any "good Indians that 1.-The
good red men and maidens all died with
grief at the loss of Fennimore Cooper
Ar the cattle and dog show Haw-by
| the by-a-Lady Mawiah, l don't see your
sistahs-Lady Wachel and Lady Fwede-
| wica2" "They're gone to the dogs, Sir
Wobert" "Haw! So sawry!'-Pu'1ch.
JUSTICE BRADLEY has written to a friend:
IL believe that when the passions OF the
hour have subsided it will be generally &C
knowledged, by the thinking men OF the
country, that the decisions come to were
based on just view OF the Constitution and
laws"
SECRETARY THOMPSON authorizes the state
ment that after investigation there is found
| t., be no cause for the charges that Assistant
Secretary Conant has been furnishing infor-
nation from the department to spectators.
1t looks very much as if there had been
conspiracy to injure him. Mr.. Conant says
the affidavits published are downright perjury.
POSTMASTER JAMES, of New York. has re-
ceived a mass of gold found in the ruins of
a postal car burned at Sedan, Indiana, on the
9th inst. Several packages of gold coin,
amounting to $25, 900, were fused by the heat
Postmaster James will keep the lump until
some plan is arranged for its distribution
among the owners.
ONE of the last official acts Of eX-President
Grant was to sign bill to remove the legal
disabilities of Gen. Joseph E. Johnston, OF
Confederate fame, who was spoken of in
connection with place in President Hayes
Cabinet. Gen. Johnston did not ask for the
removal of his constitutional ban until the
18th of February last