The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1877-08-09

can serve Tomb Astors,'
MEAN souls like mean pictures, are
often found in good-lookng frames
TnEpopular road to a suffering peoples
heart in this red.hot weather leads
through liftccnminute sermon.
No man can see q fashionable lady
make a wild dive for the bottom of her
dress without fearing for the moment
that she is going to Use her train to knock
a fly other bonnet.
THE Chicago Times wit has issued II
circular to the members Of the Par.-
graphcrs' Association Offering them four
cents apiece for each Of his jokes they
copy THE Gwphic, Now, then, produce
your jokes.
Tur New York Graphic is excited
over the Punishment Of the ladies' boot
and the rcappcarance OF the slipper, And
vet there is no convenience for a lady
who is the mother OF large family like
Il plant aud well hung slipper.
BETWEEN new-maie lovers; "Thcn
Adelgitha, you will be mine" Yes,
Ferdinand, ifpa is willing | always do
what he wants me to- But viii he
give his consent3' lie will pa al.
ways does what | want him to-"
"Wmou is the most valuablc---ex.
pericnce or instinct? was the subject
up for discussion al a country debating
society recently. One member said eX-
pericncr teaches Us to back up to a hot
stove when we are cold, but when our
/ coat tails ketch fire instinct is boss.
NurNG people, this is good time to
get married 1 new kind of bracket is
made out ut paper, looks exactly like
walnut. and only costs Sl.So Il dozen.
And you don't need anything beside Il
rood assortment Of brackets to 90 to
Housekeeping with.
Irwas It; party, aud another fellow
had marched triumphantly oil with bis
girI. CHATS the way said he sadly;
1t isn't merit that wins in the world
it's brass walch.chains and paste dia-
mouds and dyed mou-tachcs.' And lie
swallowed down hi. Adam'. apple fully
three times before 1t would stay SUCH
was hi. gri'f
,NIy dear. said an ahprtionate vi e.
tn her husband. fl she looked ont of the
window "do you notice how green and
beautiful the grass looks on the neigh
boring hills o. "Wrll,' was the IN
poetic response. "what other color would
vop have If nj this time of year,
MANY man fai'ed 'i"" poverty anu
obScurlIY 10 Wea!Il ana l'o'o' can u"''
me- rise TO Io! ci'lil'y IL Is sur " ';P,T'
woy. nolite will he SIRE to yet at least a.
mich A. he ciycs. We believe it wa
Worauloy who defined uoiteness a, be.
neyclenrr in small thiugs,
,r,.,x.r i+om Zoe ror,or, yho
1,. ';i.n .,,,a1,org i, ,rhiisEoJ IN pori.
W." wE ;,N' ,, n.,, ,,fron nina nn,j
", LYLE, w. "", in ;r1ancv II ter, ~,
49,, w." ,,;,o ~ Tho ora If n,nhood Ifs
t"o -, tho othar bnrd ornuirad the
u .Ia h ",I S"' The r,t,r,nmate sr,oker
now has the appearance Of IL Puny child
and is stuntGl both in mind and body.
while the uncoutdminated twi' is 4
large, strong, healthy man
r,.r soto,r.,oord ~ ,he towpc IF Ca
,a' f. r,m, IN I%-c .ontepccd IIanra,
i'""r' n' ,n 10 n,hI;.ly whinnad % Ia.hc.
~, ,i,n ,aI.nI hoJy tn he hrondcd or
I Tnr ~" T,rnheoJ wesr -, rome around he,
neck during life; and to be whipped y
lashes every time she was seen with thu
rope ctl' because She had left her HUSBAND
and taken mp with Joseph Lincoln. TIE
saletv-boarl Of the town OF Canaan d,
nothing whatever to Joseph Lincoln
w.. ,,.,. Nail. .u,d,r ,or,;,,
NV WIN ,' H. Ia
MISS May -hu i"H ",'ti ttsr'TnS ~"
sell l"r ch"rci' '""eo w "oi .I'a'.' i,
accompany '''' , .,'nD.' Io' y rnnroI w.
ou' o' '''. "''u'' ",,, o,'L Z, H..
the 'oo' III .''','n5 I,I ,,. "' lho r,os .,
Ioa' 'lu"''.' W ,", ''" ,,,',., n, Inn,
corps nyH'''""9 W anI Al,
tnt'r Serves 'o,1 ,I.s - t.o,,, boar, lii,
Murphy ue'i t. '''I',', ,;',i't In.;na
t"Ae' H"!'''''''''''
Tur drug cuca, which comes iruu
Peru and is worse in its effects thar
opium. i, recommended n cure Il"
ba.hfulne@s the shameiaced, under IT.
influence. becoming bold u lions |,
vouId h,, we'll for few dfummers to try
some oft, 4 wad of it under the dam
> ask check Of a northwestern commercial
traveller might do much toward s,lmula
a., tine trade.
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= luH ruhtai II ,, h'I"', r';n.,,;are yr;r,,
an instrument 'I'I''' " ~" c,,nmnI nronir.
: consists gcneratiy =" g." IN :, an, a n :
tor collecting ihe .'''' a., ,"',I, ''"h =
I smaller tnoe 'elo"' ',.,D ,., ",,' ,he 80
u lected water rum. ."ii';;,. w. '" ,in',
+ opening ie ten lic"T9 ","nic'cl' .i'ep