Evening star., 1877-10-06
stolen Sweets
AN AMoROUs kSGLIsuAAN FINED FOR A
LABIAL

AN AMoR0Us kSGLI,uaAS FINED FOR A
LABIAL THEFT.
1t may be asserted without any fear OF
/ contradiction that few gIrls IN these days
follow The foolish eX su pie Of X tcn sel al
/ cry wnen they are kls>ei. A kiss Is 40. a
thlng TO cry about, a. almost any yoals
/ lady can testify Oh the CONTRARY. IL l. oiy-a
( something Jo Keep verJ stIli sOOu BI
occasiO. ally an sb>uci youay wDm.l-s
rare Kind of young woman, ilieel-t--h G,
that she mas noi oe-n kiSsei "a ldor IN prp'-r
auspi ces, probably, gets up before the pIbl
And raises urba ,ce soDat 10. sac g
orally demands that the III VILLAIN wa It>
/ t5ppardiZet ais ey-~ AMI hair FIR autsts 49,
/ not altogether psrOX, sun al smack. >uti pay
| her something for iam4se., atlbIzI a..
damages may generally b. 80 dpVt
4 notulus more tnan d lis 1e Sele let ~ ~lpr
ntlr, whlcl OF cpurS. rrg re- n. a.
patience to put Ip again. f. - n-r c.,..- "a
unprotected victim % IN ans i ,rIl- ais
that the wrelcl sh AL uuie~.b Lts 80 ....
| puni>nment-hsngIng Il TOO gpbi f. l.si
{ so far We have b -tst 4nla to ia.r8 a. IA ~
has yet proven his sbility 10 fix prize f,r
sweets OF this character. Olce IN a y lIle -
/ once In great wbile->o ue "A wful man -
/ fined few dollars aud costs Tor Nt-Sus a
unappreciative young woman. AMI slsr.
i nave been cases OF an aggrAvAJe ch t~ts.-.c.
sucn as the kissing OF anon r tI.s y T.
4 anu being caught a. AZ. when lie pe itity was
/ much more severe. There l., hpw-ver, 40
uniform jarin for this exquisite lINu-s. agt
I IL may reasonably be duI Oct wa e. Isr Any
man ever felt that hs n ti gD- Ins v lr.I ii l.s
money.
Untll very recent, PeunSylvtait ha>
never been disgracei by any suca terrible
Conduct On tile part ut her p -0glA ot l.r
sex our men, say : The PM tieipl q TtHrS.
nave generally uSei reason ,b .e dI>cr-tIpI IA
The distribution of tne.r favprS All IA.
Young women have pro .ed "A Lo IDr . t1eir
I bringing up Dy Us iI- their lip, iBt Kisses.
! not tstilng. But tnv o her 4 ~, il IN "a "A
mon pleas oi LuL-rHe cOuu5y, "a ct>- 81 X -
: stealing OF psrJiCultrly NjroclUus en- tTac.sr
/ was developed. Mr. VILLA II - $3.50 o. 4
Jolly EHgilsnman, ynD goes about dope. x
/ his ms and picking up ktssa, IuiI>srI. n
! nately, was the ierOcIDUS ofr Iie- ia JIIS IA
/ stance W III "A n a. ne ria II To tue cplrJ.
was walking along >in- ng '' " IaJ SBtti ne
! 'ArVe>t Be?' when his w al noje- Wa "a
| upon the air OF the far Septs nber ulgI, o.
came enlsngled aud pleasantly mtNel up
/ with the vocal notes co nj az fro the vie "a
| ity of garden fence wnere Mss Mtry ii Il
/ ler was standing, aud, simsultriy enough,
| also singing " WHAT Snail The 'Arvest Be-
! ii Was very natural thing At suca a mo
melt for William 10 call out, :. I'll tllO, Mary,
are that your" Mary, regardless OF hi>
| atrocious treatment of toe English Ian
gusge, answered truthfully, - II be" Wu
! liam then approached the fence, aud Mary
| told him that she was ali alone. a, her father
had gone TO class meeting. Ii seems ID have
occurred to the bold William that this was a
/ good time to seize Mary, pull her over the
| fence and kiss her, and all the testimony in
/ the case, including Williams, goes To show
/ that this is exactly what he did. Thjs act was
/ so surprising to Mary that she II Al not
/ the power to say word or to make an odJ-
cry, and a sister, VINO Was i'm another part of
! thc saiucu, hucW vi only
/ by bearing something that sounded like a
KISS" presIming, OF course, that she knew a
/ kiss when she heard one. william was
/ rather reluctant TO confess that he hal pullaI
/ the young lady over the fence, beca Ise that
WAS hardly the thing to do under any CIR
! cumstances, but he confidentially notified
the Judge that "Satan got the best of me,
and kissed 'er right on the mouth. fou ld
/ out What VIII the 'Arve>t Be? aud / think
she was heasy prey" 1t may be remarked
! by some as little singular tnat Mary did
not recover her speech or d Citing powers
until William had gone, but il Is PROBABLE
that few, IL any, young women would have
! done any better after being pulled over a
4 fence. As William had buJ half the fun
while Mary had the other half, the Judge
! concluded, like modern Is Dlomu 4, "a A.
| every body should be acquitted aud h-y must
divide tine costs as they hal done tn x kIsSe5-
| oetween them. This il one of the cases tuaL
| we hear OF; there are doubtless millions that
we never hear of 1t is not, OF course, al
everyday affair for young lady To be-
dragged over the fence, as mast yoang la lies
| nave Tie Real good sense to stand near toe
gate prepared for emergencies OF this kind
and IL never occurs to them that there nas
| been any statute against kissing since the
! days of the Connecticut Blue Laws, as there
has not been.