Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-02-28
.nsrr,AL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
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ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

ALL SOkTS VI lIEMOs
The great senses-taker-Rum.
The game laws do not touch poker.
The children's kingdom Lap
land.
The deaf man hears no good Of
himself.
Farmers and chickens delight in
full crops.
A sheriff has no right to he nom
commital.
The day laborer must strike for
hire wages.
Which is the ugliest hood worn2
Falsehood.
Houses will not go up while rents
are coming down.
An incalculable weight - The
weight Of indignation.
Railroad agents are always ready
to answer fare question.
After blowing, the farmer divides
his forces into narrowing details.
Drawing classes-The ancient hew-
ers of wood and drawers Of water.
Men are so desirous of being de-
ceived that they deceive themselves.
An ungrammatical sheriff says: II
knows good thing when | seize it."
Fashion hints - Railroads wear
theii trains longer than usual and all
behind.
An old man in Texas has just cut
four teeth, though he is long way
past his four-tooth year.
In New York they speak Of run
ming away to Canada as retiring out
of the province of the law
"And you, too, are for war" mot
a bit IF it; my brave substitute suf-
fered too much in the last one."
The man Of genius cares nothing
for money. His creditors are the
only persons who make disturb
ance.
OF BARRIERS shop that was for
merry law office, a certain editor
says that people get shaved there just
the same.
"He is filing his last cavity" said
young dentist mournfully, as they
lowered the coffin of his deceased
partner into the grave.
Lester Wallack is playing "All for
Her" That may do in New York,
but the law only allows her one third
out here.
What this country needs is a religion
which will make man feel that 1t 10
just as cold tor his wife to get up and
build the fire as it is for himself.
What is the difference be ween
chime of bells and the average Office
holdersi The bells peal from the
steeple, and the office-holders steal
from the people.
At the opera In Dublin a gentle.
man sarcastically asked man stand
ing up in front Of him if he was
opaque. The other denied the alle-
cation, and said he was O'Brien.
"So there's rupture Of Mount vo-
ciferous," said Mrs. Parhngton. "The
parer tells US about the burning lath-
Or running down the mountain, but
1t don't tell how 1t got on flre."
An Iowa paper speaks of q man
having been lynched "for burning the
barn and contents of his son-in-l law"
Any man who would burn the con-
tents of his son-in-law ought to be
lynched.
The minister said if oil his congre-
CATION was Of the same mind a. he,
they would all be wanting his wife.
A deacon in the "amen" corner said
If all were Of the same mind as he,
nobody would have her.
"Well, I'm blowed II they won't
put q point lace collar on that pup
next, and hang stone comeo locket
on his gold neck-chain," said the
tramp as q poodle in a sealskin sacque
.trotted proudly by on Broadway.
THE sentence Of the court" said
Judge Porter" is that you be con.
nned In jail tor the longest period
the law will allow, and I hope YOU
will spend the time in cursine wkis.
n.y." "Be jabers l will, and Porter.
itOO," was the answer.
1t is said that once a somewhat
celebrated English divine discovered,
when In the pulpit, that he had for
gotten his manuscript. Whereupon
ne called to his clerk, "Jonas, I have
LETT my sermon at home, 40 hand up
the Bible, and I'll read them chan.