The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1877-01-26

home papers il the last bit OF uewspa-
per enterprise.
The Mayors occupation as II
sitting magistrate IL almost gone. Only
q few DRINKS and downs nowadays
claim his attention.
MIR. Alfred Freeman has fitted up
over Reed Il Lathrop's the finest pho
tograph gallery in the State. That Is
the sort Of n l. mir pin he is.
--"In the bright lexicon OF youth,
there Ia no snch word as fail" Bulwer
tells us true; but then II is full of
"thirty cents on the dollar"
-"January:
by her who in this month IL born
No gem save gRrncts should be worn;
They viii insure her consistency,
True ',endBhip and fidelity"
1T would he interesting to know
what the chances are to finish ST.
Matthew's Cathedral this spring. The
bishop has molly done his part let the
congregation do theirs.
"A New York drummer wants to
serenade one Of his former customers
who has "gonc where the woodbine
twlneth," around his homestead, with
the song "the sweet huy-and.huy."
The number of destitute people
who are suffering for the necessaries OF
life, calls Tor another effort to relieve
them, provided the inaptiate tlddlers"
can be prevented from getting it all"
"A Main street brute says TINT
when he looks ut the apple-of-his.eye
right hard, she Ia always undecided,
whether he is admiring her or think
ing that she has to much powder on
her face.
--"Ah, brother Granger, I'll tell y0u
what built Dallas up 80 quick. 1t was
nothing hut hard praying hard prays
ing--hrother Granger" Now that
brother wants to know whether 1t is
spelt with an c.
The various autumn tints of our
woods have been compared toa "chOrd
OF colors" which is an exceeding hap.
by comparison, NJ original as IL il
beautiful; for there il harmony In
colors rs we'll as IN music.
1t is about time for those incor-
rigable burners OF the midnight oil,
the Owl Club, to have another SedRce,
say from to . u. M, when the house
they meet Mt Is particularly agreeable;
otherwise from TO 1890 a. IN.
1t is rumored that His Most
Blessed Majesty, Rex, King OF the Car
nival, will, upon the occason OF his
second visit TO his well beloved capital
of Dallas, confer the title of Duke of
Santerne upon Bogel, bearer OF the
royal corkscrew,
Mrs. II. II. Robbins takes charge
of the LeGrand hotel telegraph office
to-day. There ia no greater con
venience in hotel than telegraph
Office. aud the proprietors show COM
mendable enterprise in putting one in
operation again.
If the many young doctors and
lawyers elsewhere who are turning
their eyes towards Dallas, with u
veiw of coming here to settle, will
take our advice, they won't. There Is
an abundant supply here already, aud
none die and few resign.
Publish that which is good. DIR.
J. II. McLean's Strengthening Cordial
and Blood Purifier is n life saving
remedy; imparts vigor shealth and
strength to the system, purilles and en-
riches the blood. DR. J. H. Mclean,
3l4 Chestnut street, st. Louis.
On Saturday morning Mr.. L..
Kohn, n very skillful and popular
narber, for u long time with Mr.. J. Il
Wilson, on Elm street, opposite
Adams & Leonards bank, will open a
first class barber shop under the
Opera House, next doc r to Bogels'.
"A circulating library, small and
select, might turn an honest penny.
Thei is absolutely little or nothing In
the way of II variety Of the host current
literature of the day to be found in any
OF our stores, Anybody who has a
clever book Is hunted down by people
who want to read 1t.
Our evening contemporary, around
the corner, was as merry yesterday
over the Sergeant Bates sensation rs
The HERALD's reporter was delighted
with it the day before. Hoax was
written on the face of the item, but it
was too big harmless bonanza to be
destroyed by reaching FOR bottom facts.
Strange to say, there Is an aversion
among the country people against a
list of the marriage licenses Issued be.
ing published. Many of them have a
holy horror of their names being "put
IN the paper" This is refreshing,
We no longer despair of the Republic.
The difficulty nova days Is to keep
from offending by not putting them In.
"A small boy, Juggling basket Of
chips home yesterday, was waylaid
and bulldozed by larger African
brother, who proceeded to ascend his
spinal column. with view of putting
a head on him and sequestering the
chips, That small boy Immediately
sought effectual revenge by buttlng
the bulldozer In the abdomen, and
thereby doubled him up. They
clinched, and after "short, sharp and
decisive" tussle, saved enough rags to
get away In by a careful draping OF
them about their young forms.