The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-08-30

wles e. iws al tvo male mere
uaa iosf Wbes tAey nah y
Why i sole u bauk lac Na3e
Il grass j. natures hy alliBg dse
dsw
What trees are ih0se which. whes
taui up. afe efsolly chat they were
before Ashes
Why are sgae people iite eggs
EocAass they are 100 fol- u themselves
T. bold Asything slse.
Why j. man who lets houses
likely 70 have good many cousins !
Because be has ten Auts
To sbai port is man sailipg when
BE- j. Ike AZ imponunAte lover Nbea
b. i boubd 10 Hayrc
Whose bss, works are most tram.
pied On shoemaker, because
good shoes last longer than bad ones
What IL The dihcfebce between an
auction and sea-sickness! The one i
the sale oi effects, and the other i. the
effects q ssil
Mrs PAitngton says few persons
suffer from suggestion o. The brain
hosa-days
NeHi % setting up fool IN popu.
Ia estimation The most difficult thing
Is % pull him down again.
IA man cant help what Is done
behind bis back, as the tramp said
when he was kicked out Of doors
How you lag behind, Cissy p
Yes. Mummy My poor toe is SO
bad :" (Which toe Is iti" my
eldest, Mummy !"
Picnic sandwiches" are the latest
They are made, says the Wyoming
County Herald, by taking a good.
looking fellow and putting him between
two jealous girls" Well.bred ones,
we trust
A good old Quaker lady, after
listening to the ertravagaut yarns Of a
storc.heeper as long as her patience
wonld allow, said 10 him, "Fricnd H.
what pity il is that il is sin 10 lie
when ii seems so necessary Ia thy
business
An old darkey fishing on wharf
at Galveston was heard talking TO the
fish he saw swimming around his line
n this fashion give me bite, honey;
dc children am a crying down TO my
house, aud tell you it's fish or uothin
10 dat establishment"
The popularity OF the fly is that
be always returns TO the same spot
but il is characteristic Of the mosquito
that he always returns to another spot.
Thus he differs with the leopard. which
does not change bis spots. This is an
important fact 10 natural history.
What do you know about the
prisoner 7" asked the Judge. II don't
know nothin' bout him, jedge. only
he's bigoted." "Bigoted ~ said biz
honor Eyes, sab" "What do you
mean by 'bigoted' r "well. jedge.'I
explained the witness. che knows toe
much fob one man, an not huff fol
two.
When James Boswell took DR.
johnson TO his fathers house in Scot
land, Lord Auchinleck remarked that
jamie had brought an odd kind OF /
chiel wi him. Sir" said Boswell
he is the grand lumiuary OF our hems
phere--quite constellation, sir.
"Ursa Major, the Great Bear. sup
pose, said the old Judge.
did YOU say l was the bigges
liar you ever knew ~ fercely asked
fuiiian Of counsel who had beer
skinning him 10 bis address TO the jury
Yes. did" replied the counsel, ant
the crowd eagerly watched for the ex
pecied fight. "Well. then" said th,
rutliin, "all I've got to say is that yol
could have never known my brothe
Jim"
A porter knocked violently at th,
door OF certain room at the Catskil
Mountain House at halfpast fou
o'clock 10 the morning. "Well. well.
screamed the man inside. jumping gu
II bed what is it, FIRE. murder o
sickness p Sunrise, sir" said III
porter. Thank heaven exclaime,
the man. thank heaven il is nothing
worse r And be got back into bed
"A Glasgow worthy who had 60
into scrape was sent for period 3
jail, aud was asked. after bis release
as 10 how he had got on "Wcel.
qaosh be. "ye see. baby Gamma hs
every thing 10 this life aud I'm n
gaun 10 miseA the place--no me. 70
a the time was there-just tw
months nate. by-lhe-bye- Il was WEI
pfoteokii frae the wiles o. wicke
war oatside. while nv bread was ay