Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-09-29
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
Published every Wednesday and Saturday
morning, by
FRANK KENYON.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

ALL SOKIS OF ITEMS.
Tom Thumb is worth 100000.
Words are for women-actions for
men.
Where is Howard, the doubty
Howarda
Pride will never owe, nor self-love
ever pay.
The bard of the European war
Bom-bard.
Every dog has its day, and every
cat its night.
To live without envy is certain
indication of great qualities.
There is no face so pleasant to be-
hold as the face that loves us.
A successful fly has 10000 chill
dren, and brings them all up to hum.
The oldest copy of bill of ex-
change is one dated at Milan in 1895.
1t is well that "Virtue Is its own
.geward," for it seldom gets any other.
A Mr.. Pepper has published some
poems recently. Have you red Pep
peri
Occasions ef adversely do not make
a man frail, but they show what
the is.
There is one way for woman to
keep secret. That is TO keep it
going.
"a coffin" said an lrishman, sis
the house man lives in when ihe is
dead"
There's no use in ever taking lazy
man to task. He wont perform it if
you do.
When the sky is filed with white
clouds, Nature may be said to be in
its shirt sleeves.
The Vanderbilts and the Astors
have thus far secured all the dollars
of their daddles.
Creditors of New York bankrupt
the other day agreed to settle for one
cent on the dollar.
"Kissing the servant girl" was the
chief complaint of 29G divorce cases
in Chicago last year.
If twenty-five and eight-tenths
grains Of gold are worth dollar,
what is dollar wortha
They have swimming matches for
ladies in San Francisco, and crowds
gather and cheer the ducks.
s I.aaf -, -,
history is said to be when Henry
VIII. dissolved the papal bull.
When man is making love to
widow he always feels as If he had
to begin where the other fellow left
off.
Mrs. Myra Clark Gaines has made
an offer to the New Orleans authori-
ties looking to a compromise of her
claims.
An old negro cook says: "Sass am
powerful good in ebery ting but
chil'n. Dey needs some oder kind
OBJ dressin'."
Brigham Young directed that his
widows shouldn't go into mourning.
Hence there was no panic in the
Grape market.
Women are said to be earning
fair competency by farming on the
plains of Nebraska. Go west, DIR.
Mary Walker, go west.
Judge-Have you anything to offer
to the court before sentence Is passed
upon youl Prisoner-No, Judge,
had ten dollars, but my lawyer took
that.
"Oh! that's the second wrong tooth
you've pulled out" "Very sorry,
sir, but there we're only three when
began; am sure to be right next
time"
A Baltimore belle, just from Vas
,sar College, when told by the waiter
that they had no gooseberries, ex-
claimed, s'What has happened to the
goose2"
Burlington man to fruiterer: "Give
me 25 cents worth of grapes" Fruit
.erer, in amazement: "We don't cut
our grapes; you'll have to take
whole One:"
."At what age were you married2"
asked she, inquisitivcly. But the
other lady was equal to the emergen-
,cy, and quietly responded, cat the
parsonage.
The electric current moves through
the Atlantic cables only 6,125 miles
per second, whereas it travels through
insulated wires over land 2SS,0OO
miles per second.