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, 1877-07-23

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nc.
nSttu% ballt ss milo TIM Mduners
fdiuarm
6sG fdreit Saa Sinh int Wufterern.
ga tbeilt Elm MonuS bic niiife Wenac:
,Sbr JlDtcn fill ibrGeiscrs
Ell fIdngcM
Gin &iuoeSidIrci! 30 ncuer SLANG. $
Der nie bes GotoHaubS Neid ourdJs
brane!
eth. iliG mag Con ouf Son besau>
fd)en,
Tas it Wulif. Sem 2tnO gu laafdjsu "a,
St:n. ollss fiI-uno tig.cao idaNt
De3 &.ates Sd,ge! nit Niltaslra~t.
lino wertbe Gnrd,is ,b,W8 rs. iet(sn !:
@oioard5tr ard, liiio Meafi;e nfee;ea.
Sic osn:r: Neb: ats @~olbeSnfs..l
81 yBcib unb &inJ, 1T 6aua nao See:oi
Gl.idanf! = gu 0IlG hhS' $,etmalt
Gal faites @ol6 unS frem0e @ube (
, 1877-07-23
Gpuffticnen Do, Nrieffoffen.

Mo' Kalten an tsit atpei bslunteren ssseo.n
%s'gs 40 Stffnfelfeu bsfanut ifnb, 6, s punbb
il.lo u. m LOO anb 500 81. Sb. saw
'a9S-9.3oM 9. ". une 6 u. ".
~ VS. stsFtmaen GOO 8. 81. uns
= a. V.: gym allen arbfrn Raftn perben
mi soIt ps'e1F aaf Dem Niidwes Der aragry aide
Siftes Staaben: SO. m. Ria ,
y: M; gom 1. NprA BIZ 1. Moyembs.. o ro,,
Is5c y: M. lis $50 81. W. @fIp.gnms,.
iaaee.DfHcs ofen son 9g. N0. bic 81. 81
Hipee 1nr rsgtltrtstt Briefe uf.n BON 8 g. M',
q. g. @an 0etu, q. 90.
, 1877-07-23

Gs eereidt mir our be|uuossen Gt.e onsns
ssisen, oab ids am Mcatae BIN 16. ts.
M1s. tie MnfTht NIB 2eitMag hes neuen une
i@Snen Sctsls, tefannt nntsr cen Namer
- a r &pteI,
netf @cRauratisn, itern0mmen bate. Da;.
lftbs IL In Der Wiain II. este9em ilnb sett
bic aar 8ant CTR. bnrd), mp 0Itidfags Elm
Ginsans 1T. Sc tudre ibetfiffsss sA,t;nrn
3reunren Mnb bem rrifenosn Yubtifum im
9lasemsinen au SerIdern, bag pas GtaNifs-
r,ent, als eiues CUR erIten gIaTc sebDrenp, o.
iiibrt perben miro. Mein Stu Gig Msfau.
"a tour 1T gu be!annt, I'M nod tffT ctn1tnt
III iperbca. -s SIS
SD bit. nur smidgSu bffuden nnb i'd bin
Ystliaert baB ia Sire -aeNbi9afr eta'ten
tpcree. ~ ~faNJ&~&@
1871 S.Sete1le .
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Yfirfi6e. 5000 Yiuno YIirIide
bier SoMnobeuo. nit Dem San.
bile 3u9 Don Greensboro, y. q, on.

Neuer g 0 It q ten. 3sr Be.
Qnemli1t:jt oss W..blifamS ~ e..a SrleT=
.oTten in oen lp,oa oosr gDro Gtr.
9epct aage0radjt, ii me!dem 0tiCfe BIS
sl'r N1gani: ogs 3GSc3 Nint'a erlesl
me'0ea f51asn. gus Ger agent ocs SIT
aes II erioubt. bea GaEen su oTner.
GER Naiiea Die Gihidahng als eine
'ebr Qute. -
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Giniaoun9 bss Yrdfiber

Giniaoun9 bss Yrdfiben.
TEN. Die Giniaouns. wel1e al ben
Nsiioea!ea sy9an9en, Gsdmono etnen
@sia1 obSlFasisn. III non Inn anee.
npmuntit iucrosn. Osrleibe ,pirb bier
am 27. 0oraens in Sesleitvua oes Sc.
te,a .Soimeiiter Ser, Sefreidr Sbonlp-
ION nno me0reren anberen 9erren unb
@an1en esntreFsn. IS Derosn ban Dem
GtnntretN, Der Sanbsl5tammes etc. etc.
Wprbersinaasa Sn oeiisn gmpIapa se=
gstrOfen.
, 1877-07-23

Ehpn wieber Wa,. 6. 9.
Hobwap. tpe'her fiIrsIisb ban Der Ma
ilagp, ssdbmaihinen in 9ufS @iQ.om
Comfy oh.e G}csns, Dsrfaai! su baden,
frsiaslpsoesm Waros. 1T '0;aoey ,psseu
ei.es atoegsn d1nl:den GATES. in benz
islbea Gouni9, perDaftst wqxaen.
, 1877-07-23

Gteuern. Sn Der lebtsn @o6e
mutoea tn STEM Giiirit! bou Iireiria
fol9cnbe G,immc. fir Sieuern sihges
npMMen: Woatag. $~S,2Sl.44; 0ien=
flag $4.957.03; gEittlou@, S1l.646..
80; Donmerioe, $S.o26.53; Tyeita9,
$10,O5S.8S; S~Dunabe:so. $685. SO.
SIN Gaisem, $53,466.IS.
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@tant NibmDno.

60 Wir MAIDEN einem seebrtsn
Yublitum Die Mnjeise. cab Ser,
s.. u. Noot feline Dienite i'm Snterelif
Der vyirsinia 6taats- @asette" uermen.
ben miro unb oas &sdt bat, an5ei9er
enteegen gu nebmen, gontrafte ob5u-
idlieben anb @slo ein3ufaii,en.
, 1877-07-23
,n'9mono, Do,f Tiper uno Gbejapeafe
@ilen6a9n Company.
VabrpIan Der 3ise,
Ourh WnIfnnirre

Onr6 paTfneiere.
300 q. 81 gsriast @itmoat S.enRar. 16suerac 4
mp Cnh.laheao. @erbtnhet In sec.
vptht mi Gem Ganpffr ,6apTnc" fir afs
is surfts q, tes' 9lors Rtser NIB Bali.
more. Hh,tnttin Baltimore ua 8 gY.
n%srbthset nit s4utattaten III WaIainetSn''
--l ybilabtlptid, GteW &prf, gpapr ,lnb Az
msf!,asf Si'iif.e. 8erbttb t nit 8uget
fet MttnfGns ano getsEsburs unO Glfias
Peafs inb Stip 6 'fssta5nsn.
DmrG 5rabt.
500 g. W. 9trla6t Sid nunb 9ie,Stas, DoaarrFaa
aao Setnahf,i0. N:adt Wrrbtnbnu0en M t
9~arngfern In ssef ypiHt fir Slug Qd.hraa
sen S%alitincre Ei:p ale pef!tdei. yunfts.
MfdHt VerbtntGngcn tit RiGmogS nitt 3a.
cen Der NtHnnpne ulh Senrils, 'yi,d,upno
nne pstershurg. MAO G~befapeafe uno s1htp
G'isfbataet. -
Nutat paHdGiere.
800 81. @. gerrdst 9itQmpnb tiatisb fssantsosons.
e%enrtsmcg)
eofal JrnGt.
700 2, 80. @srldst Stt9rnpns Mraiso. spit.,sas,
= ans greitae. @att @tsYtrtnnaer N
sr N5ett Point nit bert DaMpftr SITS" fir
aus Nanolngen an bca Watttyrsi .rb
pd1untt SllHea.
54r pnr6 panagiere. =
'oa9 Il. w. s Mnfa nas y y SiSmsas 9isnEass 9eAa.s.
tf4 sen intt 3n1sn scr 3thmene uab @sterg.
lfS vars UP e%telapsaff une 9btu @,iepk AZ,
H +5 Efa Ger Dorpfer ,,SGyena" ptr:St
s'ali,,aose pon pie fet Gtabi Str. Sci.
tag, e~s;ttisef; ane S3rt.tas IN, 4 81. u.
u MA Sfdp @erbidsnnssi nit 8iosn Ysa %sla,
, u==,t tt.pgh, 9fsrr gosf nab mefltten f4ifsea.
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nno lem Gdtsn. G5TT
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.~iesstara, NIB e%tefdreafe unb SMe @s}ei,
t1HggE.
gptat Yaflagtere.
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aiea Sbrntae, @aSt Si;,,b ta v u,
+a NIT CEN &iGn,onb un5 pstcrsbura. unf
@%fsiapsase anb otip Gifsas abnen.
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4,00@. 81. aintaaft In aittnonb @a;fao. mtt.tnos,
MO Heettag Mfabt Wsrtiatuneen Ia N};i
pridf mil fena dftffee .Sfs" sou zen yam
eaaasn eer Mntttpsat .lo spanlunI.a
-rz JiadcH. '
Seine yra6: rad esfr RON gldbtr liti,1 Won M,h
r,pno rriro d1gsnraMen 9te gHaaen fnbrer bnrh INV
2nsf 4piat RAD etlantn. 49," 'A'V WV
Pc ateertsasn preiie, pptR4iise Sansb !.
pun nan = 9~asut9lsti ~gorhrtirt
sSpreNep gus 81 latina" nit aarantirtsn Staten
segeben. '"'
Jatrfarten herosn ~periauft fir ale nSrbliden. III,
lf9en unb .veiIi&en gIdsen. W.
batrtarter ~ tetel tn Der General gifcntobn. q de
19entnr, SO Mtainffr.. i'm @rbanae SpteI unr am
gesof er eSlnpaauis. Ode Der %. anb Epf Strrose
III nm $. s. Douglas, @upt.
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ALARM 6 a f n.
N0. 2 Grfs poIissi Citation.
w. . 3peite Yolisei stattcn.
Na. a Gritte Wufi3ei Citation.

N9. Erttte vofi3ei Citation.
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s,[ ""S'
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SiFepf. a~s.flen Der 9ten uastiotsn.
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Nd te43 Cr1 WV
We. l-2 &pGetts.
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w. 10 Ode Der 1ien n1nb Cars err
Nv. 10 Sds Orr Yine arb Mais CIR.
No. II ede Der 3ten unb Dnpal Ctr.
VIC. 2-1 gdf Der 25f ten uus groab a,
W.. 20 eds oa 17tett urb. Marlbaa Ctr
Ctr. S''"
80. s-5 metropolitan Gflea. gsrfe. ?
ctr.
no. 2-6Gde Der 5isu Wab Main cir.
~. 81 &de ber 14tsa hub Stain Ctr,
NO. 3-S Ode Der 22isa unb @ain Ctr!
5to. ID Ode Ter t3ten unb Gary Str
No. 80 Staptii9sS M~rmsnbaas.
sO. So SssOesar gileMs8erfe.
Mo. Al @de Der 9tsn unb Qeisb ctr.
no. a 2 Wroas GtsaBe, Ode Sail May.
30. 4-3 Gfe Stsias uue pine Ctr.
Mp. 4-5 gde ST. 5ames unb Duval ctr,
w. 40 Ssribeabsus, 25fs str.
NO. "a Sprissnbaas, 10 Str.
No. 5-2 &ds ber Clap I'M @iimsr ctr.
Mo. 5-3 SIDE Nitoalennr. 'uus @sdetis
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Bids
piamsa- anO Wfma)s-S aameu

msrssa sspaaras ssn staer Niaisu esate In amsrtfa
Gttte
9ia's @rsisfaf-3O0 gteilbunsen, nar Q Gents.
Bids Yigmeafa1rsf. ptertetiabrliS. IS Gents tatt-
lid. -
Wia's Yiunea: @ehnies@attea so Gents; In Gle.
eanter 4etnWaas $500.
als nnsins @ssofsntIi@uusea ptrben in @nslii& uEs
Deut I'D. geerudt. m
AsreiNrs: SaneS Bid, &aGeffr n, Y.
, 1877-07-23
.DiA's iuafrirte jDrfis-Gife.

1anitHter Der ieten Siumen unp WfmTien al ser H..
b, nnb bic Mrtuab Wele t~ieflbfn al padlsn-Wass
tis stns Sne' Gsh: @rief'aarte. tSn Geasfa nnb Gns-
ltd Betrgfs, ~o
@brtffrc: Sautes Bid, &c9eRez M..g.
, 1877-07-23

Sn Ser @eiierunN. Capt. g.
q. Go9!au tcFnoct 5i& In Der 8ciies
runO.
, 1877-07-23
Midi DlumeafIbrer,

lin trattspue8 ptcrttilabrii6ss Seurnal, fem illufri..
Elm fASnes ~farbtses OIrnttatablsau n It her En- feu
Nummer. Wrets uut IS @fnts idbtltt. Die erfe Stunt
ner fur 1877 In Seatft ant @nStif4 III fp.tsn eriAts.
her. FYfr fNr Irfgt I n,
IbssIirs: Saa,es Bid, Jipastsr, 81 q.
, 1877-07-23
@tsg Sis! Gis2
SD hin jtBt i'm Gtatoe has Bette
NDrblihe Cts

,u liefsf.. Gie 9',stle fnb
Stir 6ptels gu 40 Gents yer 100 Wfunb.
Yin gfrlo.tn bic Son elmer bis fiinf 1pnren
aebntsn. 40 st. per 100 Yfnub, iat'. 3sa1t.
Nh 6amilicn unp DfFeer, sou s bis 20
Vfanb. 1 Geat per pfunp, intI. Jradt.
An Samilifn rno Sffieen, BON 90 bis 50
Wfnnb, j 9eats per Vfnnp. incl. Bsahi.
An Garriliep lnnb Slfeen, so ,nb meby
$fnnb, J Gent per @iunb, incl. Jradt. -.
Ml Yutdcr, @isbdnoier i.nb @SalouS ! st.
pr Wfunb. incl. Braht. e :,
S1banfs fit pos ntis saetSs teuleleae i3p.
traueiiu Ab bite niirSlp dec fcrnsr ~ fdenxu.
1p s. 6. 9 NJ I b
los Ode her i9ltn, Wnt Gary Ctr.
, 1877-07-23

@oio l0fo6 seitern Mittag in Ne,u
Dorf nit 105}. =
, 1877-07-23
Bids
plamfa- unS Wsma(e- Wartsu

1T has prabspplae Dsrf iejner lirt Ia 6sr gseit. w.
enFbalt nape an $50 Setter. 9yaterte fstaer NbbtIbun.
gen. aho feds Gbrsmc Gableuus ssu Siamen, pradtvsN
seelAnst uno splpripf Spa sialur. yreis SO Asnts In
gapisr; Si.0o iii e%tsaantss e~eiasanb. Sn Deatib unS
&aslilp Btbsudt. -4a
AbreIiiie; SGtaeS A}iI. Hpyeaer, 81. 81.
, 1877-07-23
We5hdftspetI nheruna

Riawans, 9, san, 1877.
Die Sfrma: Senstn5, gapesB u So.
trvrss Tau. Asgspieitiser l%etereiufunf, am z.
;. ~. aaf8elba. Die l1nterseipreten babri
aapitai uae 3imlen per ausseltiftenen 1beif.
lsbner an 5H esbraGtunb tpfrbeag BIO 0s.
t6aft fpriiiibren am ielbissn. Srts huttr BET
Jirnta SSeEiins'& 9iesaL. =
g. Gpurtnep Stnfins. p
g. 6, @tegat '
, 1877-07-23
Neue Mnsctgen.


Nn meme &unofr, Trcun6e ,,nb tas Gu.
blum i'm N~ngencincn.
, 1877-07-23

Gin Gdng(!ua Ihrtit, gc'octft ron 9san.
he.
, 1877-07-23
h'dmane ffufr Alerm-G eIfaropb.

g. q. Ban eep, q. %.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Because he had not studied vulgar
fractions. he suffered in the way thus
described
A Dutchman rented his lands to an
oil company last spring, on condition Of
receiving one-eighth of the OF pro-
cured. The we'll proved to be . good
one, and the farmer began to think that
the oil men should give him a better
chance, and ventured to tell them so.
They asked him what he wanted. He
said they ought to give him onetwelfth.
The agreement was finally made, with
the understanding that the Dutchman
was not to tell any one.
All went smooth Until the next
division day came, when our friend was
early at hand to see now much better he
would be of under the new bargain.
Eleven barrels were rolIeu to one side
for the oil men and one for him. This
did not suit him. ''How's dish?" says
he Il think I vas to get more as be-
fore. By jings, you make mistake"
The matter was explained to him,
that he formerly got one barrel Of every
eight, but it was his own proposition to
only take one Of every twelve. This
revelation took him aback. He scratch
ed his head, looked cross, and relieved
his swelling breast Of feelings Of self
reproach by Indignantly remarking-
well, by dunder. dat ish de first
time as ever knows eight was more
as dwelve.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

At a Russian hotel YOU are obliged
to stipalate for bed linen, pillows,
blankets and towels, Or else pay extra
for them, as the landlord assumes
that you carry these articles with you
This has been the cnstou, of the
country from time immemorial, and
has produced among certain Russians
a curious kiGd OF fastldiousness. They
strongly dislike using sheets, blan.
kets aud towels which are in a GER.
tain sense pubic property, Just as we
should strongly object to putting or
clothes which had been already worn
by other people.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23
Runaway Marriages.

In a great majority of cases, a ladyh
elopement is unwise, giddy, migrate
ful, immodest, and evinces lasciyi-
GUS appetite and reckless disposition.
Why should she desert and distress
those who have loved, nurtured and
cherished her through all her past
years to throw herself into the arms
of a comparative stranger, who has
done nothing for her, and whose
protestations of affection have vet to
undergo the first trials II is every
way unworthy of pure and gentle
maidenhood to do so.
We can bat imagine but one ex-
cuse for her elopement, namely-the
efforts Of parents or guardians to
coerce her into marrying some one
she does not love, To AVOID such a
fate, she is justified 10 running away.
tor no parent has or ever had right
to constran a daughter to marry
against her will But where the pa,
rents are willing to wait, the daugh-
ter should also consent to wait, until
her choice is assented to, or she at
sains her Legal majority, Then,if she
chooses to marry in opposition to her
parents wishes, let her quit her nome
openly, frankly, in broad daylight,
and in such manner as shall kindly
but utterly preclude any pretense
that her act is clandestine or ill-con-
sidered. No one should be persuade
ed or coerced to marry where she
does not loYe, but to wait year or
two for the assent Of those WHO have
all their lite done what they could
for her welfare, no daughter should
esteem hardship
IAere IS some truth 10 be told
about the common run" Of masculine
prowlers by night about garden walls
and under bedroom windows, in quest
Of opportunities to pour seducing
batteries into the ears Of simple
misses but we have not time to tell
it now. As general rule they are
licentious, good for nothing adyen-
turers, who would much rather marry
q living than work for it, aud who
speculate on the chances of bring,
ing the old folks round after wear
OF two. = true man would not ad-
wise, much less urge, the woman he
loved, to take a step which must
inevitably lessen the respect felt for
her, and violate the truth reposed in
her BY those who had loved and
cherished her all her DAVIS. Home
Circle.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23
HHe,ll soon call me.D she said IL

IlC II oOVIi Vail LIZ SIS foetii "
herself. There there"
The familiar shrieks cleft the cool
October air, but they brought no joy to
her heart. She was not at the old
window beside the light he loved to hail
from hisSehgine. Perhaps she would
be the firstto kiss his cold brow beneath
the stars iIi.Gwynne's Cut. She almost
shouted fofs56y when she saw the first
tie drawn wom the guard by the desper-
ate mans
"QuicE! the slcdgc! break the
guard !" she cried.
Goods never thought of that" he
said, and the next moment he was
shattering the long guard with the
heavy iron hammer.
AL last the piece was broken. and
he thrust the other ties down into the
long: opening,he had made.
+ At that nf5fnent the train, rounding
the curve, dashed into the cut, and the
flashing headlight, not twenty feet
away, almost blinded the eyes Of the
twain.
Morgan Duke stepped from the track
and threw himself upon the heap Of dis.
ordered ties, utterly exhausted. He
saw triumph in the girls eyes, and
watched her as the train came on.
Oh, for strength to hurl her npon the
track and beneath the wheels of the
laundering train Her revolver had
ceased to cover him. but he could not
have lifted child.
The train dashed by.
Ytol saw her lovers face for q NOM
ent, and an exclamation Of thankfulness
welled from, her heart. He was safe,
and the precious lives that ne carried
westward had escaped Morgan Dukes
Vaccinations
you re worker, Morgan Duke, "
she said to him, smiling I'VE will
separate here
He looked at her for a moment in
silence,
"Are you going to tell" he said at
last.
Such men as you aye dangerous.
Then YOU are going to expose me -
Il am"
He did not reply.
They parted forever there. Morgan
Duke was never caught by the officers
of the law; but justice afterwa-d over
took him. The iron wheels Of mad
train crushed him on the track.
The company presented Ytol with q
beautiful house. when her husband took
charge Of the car shops. l know she
will never forget her night at Gwynne's
Cut with her rejected lover.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Texas Jack tells this story : 4 was
out once with party in Texas, aud
we came across big Cinnamon bear.
A fellow proposed to capture hiu With
lasso He made good throw, and
got the loop around the bears ueck.-
When old cinnamon felt it get tight.
what do you think be did lie just
sat up Gu his launches, felt for the
rope wi,h one pay, ana then began
pulling it 10 hand over band There
was a nan aud horse fast to the otLer
end of the rope, but they had to come
both of them. AS for the hunter, he
jumped down and got away, but the
bear drew the pony right UP to him,
aud killed him
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

A fellow never appreciates the tender
beauty ola sisters lover half so much
as when he makes her get out of the
-bigroclsing chair and let him have the
morning paper, while she goes of and
leans against the end Of the bureau and
feeds her starving intellect on the
household receipts at the back Of
Jayne's family almanac. A brothers.
love is like pure gold. It's dreadfully
hard to find it, and when you find it.
It's apt to be pyrites,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

A young man writes US from Pough.
keepsia, n. y, to know if there is
airy good opening out here for Fight
business, requiring only srall capital.
Well, yes. He might open an office
and hang out sign, Money borrow
ed here. We don't believe he'd have
enough to do to worry him, aud he
could start On as small capital in
that way as in any business we know
nF
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

An awkward pause-A young gentle
man undertook to relate circumstance
one Sunday evening in the presence Of
some young ladies. and he commenced
as follows:
"A lady friend and myself, last even@
ing went TO Bed
With sudden spring the old lady
bounced him out of the house. The
next day the old gentleman met him on
the street and asked for an apollo
|gy.
''Iwas about to say, commenced the
young man. that lady friend and my
self went to bed" when thrust from
the old mans cane started him back sew.
eral feet, upon which he exclaimed at =
top of his voice ::
IA lady friend and myself wef
Bedford street church, you old fof
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

We rise to ask il anybody in this city
knows the name Of the young man who
called on his adored last evening, and
getting short of something to say,
quietly remarked: How sad it is
Frost has come, and it will kill every
thing green" Thereupon the young
lady extended her hand and said in q
sympathetic tone: Goodbye"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

There is no receiving without ask
ing; no finding without seeking; no
opening without knocking. The three
fold promise annexed to the threefold
precept should encourage all Chris
tians to be instant, fervent, and con-
slant in prayer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

The most important question for a
Young lady to ask when a man pops
the question, is ''Do you take news
paper and Fay for it, Always have
dish of bot water handy, in case he
SAYS no. But if he says yes, pin him
he's your man by a!I'means.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Ellen Grant was before New York
police court yesterday for drunkenness.
She said, y our Honor, I'm an aunt to
Ulysses that was eight years in Wash
ington. | went to see him there sever
al times. lost two sons in the army
Of Bull Run, and my husband was lost
in the navy The Judge let her 30.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

lfany ore thing perplexes an hon
est man more than another it is to re-
ceiye gift of 81, 200 or SO by mail,
and the donor forget to give his name,
thereby making it impossible for you
to follow your iaclinations and
promptly return the money.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

PARDONABLE PARAGRAPHS Philip
Gilbert Hamerton, in his admirable
papers on intellectual LIFE thus
talks to the man who stopped his
paper :" Newspapers are to the
civilized world what the daily house
talks is to members Of the family-they
keep up our daily interest in each other,
they save us from the evils of isolation.
To live as member Of the great white
race that has filed Europe and
America, and coloniz ed Or conquered
whatever territory it has been pleased
to occupy; to share from day to day its
thoughts, its cares, Its inspirations, it is
necessary that every man should read
his paper.
Why are the French peasants so
bewildered and at sea? 1t is because
they never read a newspaper. And
why are the inhabitants Of the United
States, though scattered over a terrific
ry fourteen times the area Of France,
so much more capable Of concerted &c
ton. so much more alive and modern,
so much more interested in new dis
coveries of all kinds. and capable OF
selecting and utilizing the best Of thems
1t is because the newspapers penetrate
everywhere, and even the lonely
dweller on the prairie or in the forest
is not intellectually isolated from the
great currents Of life which flow through
the telegraph and press"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Martha Finn, of BrookvilIe, Ken
lucky, is convinced Of the folly of
sleeping with a lighted kerosene lamp
in his room. The light of one enablr
ed an enemy to aim at him through
the window, with rifle, as he lay
abed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Father said boy who got kicked
IN the face by a mule, will l ever be as
good-looking as was ~ mo, my son.,
answered the parent,''I don't think
you'll be as handsome as you were
but you'1 know great deal
more"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Did | not give you logging the 9th
er day :" said schoolmaster to a trem-
bling boy. Yes, sir" ''Well, What
do the Scriptures say on the subject q"
Il don't know, sir" answered the bow,
Except it is in that passage where it say,
it IS more blessed to giyetnan to receive
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Pat out your tongue little further, .
said physician to an inYaiff -
little further still, ifyou please. N:.Wky
doctor, do you think woman's tongue
has no end ~ said the gentle sufferer.
AN end perhaps, madam" replied
the doctor, "buU no cessation"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Everything made BY man may be
destroyed by man: there are no in,
efaeeable characters except those en-
graved by nature; and nature makes
neither princes nor rich men nor
great lords.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Lady-"Don't put that ice into the COB
with your fingers"
Waiter-''Lor, ma'am, 1 don't mir d;
letmy hands are very warm"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

Dobbs says he has one of the most
obedlaent boys in the world. He tells
HIM to do as he pleases, aud he does it
without murmuring.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

A down town man who went to
church last Sunday remarked afterward
that he preferred the organ to the preach
er. He SAID there seemed to be stop
to the organ.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-05-23

"a Roman remarked the other day.
Il try mighty hard to be honest. but
sometimes poor man cannot be hon.
est, unless he steals the money to be
honest with.