The New York herald., 1877-12-02
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Old maids drink Bo-hc.
This climate mas been ilustr ated with iccloA
Three ply brunette pancakes keep plato warm.
Celery feels very much cut up about these times.
Tennyson is steak eater He loyos q littlo tender
line.
There seems to be an ore lock on the money ques.
tion.
Pat says the turkey was counted in. There were
toSit
Twas tho first cardigan Of winter come ''blooming
alone"
Now Is the pleasantest season Of the year to get Gre
mated.
Mr. Hayes, how would Mr. Tilden do for Minister to
Germany?
There is nothing more beautiful than lady of eighty
or sixteen.
he who kisses his Land to girl save In the way OF
Kindness
Major General Winfield S. Hancock is at the Fifth
Avenue Hotel
The Belgian pavement all over Iowa has melted and
is three feet deep.
The trouble with Stanley Matthews is that he rolls
his crust too thin.
seua,or Blaine is at tho Fifth Avenue Hotel, en-
route TO Washington.
Claims are made that Edmurds is dead. Still, no
one has yet lnid him out
vice President Wheeler looms up In the West for
praise because he stickcth.
Baiiey says that soup strikes home Yes; and milk
punches the head OF the family.
This cold snap Will probably help tho republican
Senators. Mark this weather prediction.
But 1t Is mean In the Burlington Crock. Eye to say
that sharon is the Charley Ross OF Nevada
squaw has gone upon the stage. She wears false
hair like a white lazy. She Is a switch iujln.
Tho Rochester Democrat trios to make Us believe
that the Pope infabe, but that the cable is not
In the noncycomb OF Washington journalism the
last hole Is marked Globe and 1t is democratic
We can't soc why temperance men who buy glass;
ware particular about the cut of their dccanter
II Is raining so hard IN California that 1t is not
onsy TO Hnd any dust to throw In democrats eyes.
Never writo letters to widow She always takos
down tho old box ana compares yours with the other
mans
Nothing Is more cunning on the Orange county hill.
sides than group OF little white pigs with cute little
No. tails
Out in Alabama you be deacon II you chew
navy plug and carry penknife with corRscrcw on
the or sldc
The natural pervcrsity and wickedncss OF cats are
shown by tho fact that their skins being dyed and
sold for sable.
In the lynchug communities OF Tennessee clothes
lines have gono up, and clo,hespns have to be used
for tuning forks
cnnati is expected TO wind up finances there In
decd, he will be a stem-wnder.
When the new England Congressman opens his
mouth to The incoming glories Of pumpkin pie ho
looks like an od.iasnioncd boar trap.
Oakley Hall will lecture IN New YORK, beginning, al
como from the city OF Lonaiellow and beans to the
city OF Bryant aud saddle rock frics."
There are two Pattcrsous. One is on his ear and
the other is on ts Erie. For heavens sake, gentle
men, don't make iun OF that attompt
sammy Tilden says ho will have the Presidency II
he has to pick every bit OF himself OF the mince
pic and put tho apples back the tree again.
There Is. lrm belief In Brooklyn that during the
warm weather the Rev. Mr.. Talmage, who last year
practiscd q cornot has boon practising in tights.
wo hear that the weather down South has become
cold that shoemaKcrs given up sherry cobblcrs
They have begun on the stirrup cup. They awl do IT.
young critic yesterday said that Chaucor was
only an ancient ptcrodactyI. "Ycs," said his CON-
panion, sand POLITICALLY speaking he could tear q
dactyl all to pieces"
II is said that Washington once or twice In his life
laughcd. There was a time when n he hadn't come
right out with the truth he would have laughed the
other side OF hts pistol pocket
There are various popular ways Of pronouncing tho
Of Goethe. Some say Gotsy; others say Gaytoy;
others say Gugh-tay; but Jerseyman calls It Garter.
This is probably because Goethe was always round
lady.