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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24
VHlC4 EJrT1TNH1

The range Of disorders which yield to the influence of
this medicine, and the number OF defined diseases which
1t never fails ocure are greater than any other single
medicine has hitherto been recommended for by
any other than the propretor Of quack nostrum
These diseases Scroa and NIL eruptivc diseases and
rumo,s, Rhennalsm Gout. Neuralgia, and SpinaI Com
peints aud all nhamnlatory symptoms Ulcers, all Sy-
FlHie Asrs~s kidney and bladdcr diseases, Dropsy,
~. reia ianoi painful disorders which generally
aiilia Ameraan women, and which carry annually
thousands of them % premature graves Dyspepsia,
hat universal eulse Of American manhood Heartburn
Piles constipation, Nervousness, Inability to sleep, and
Impure blood.
This Is formidable list Of human ailments for any
single medicine TO successfully attack and II Is not prob
able that any article before the public has the pow
cr to care the quarter Of them except Vegetine 1t lays
the axe ~ the root Of the tree Of disease by first eli-
mating every impurlty from the blood, promoting the
sccretons opening the poreshe great escape valves Of
the the liver TO It's full and natur
al action cleansing the stomach and Strengthening di-
gestion This much accomplished the speedy aud the
permanent cure Of not only the diseases have enpn-
Grated but likewise the whole train of chronic and con-
iiaiynal lisofdefs Is certain 70 follow This is pre-
eeg what Vegoline does and Il does il quickly AMI
easily, thai it Is accomplished fact almost before
the patient Is aware Of 1t himself
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

A Dan5ury man who won't to a drug store
% have prescription prepared, seeing nobody
but a clerk present, said 9 Young man, you
are keeping company with a girlT' ! Yes
sir answered the clerk, with blush Do
you think the world OF here'' ~ do, 2 said
The clerk firmly, although hlusliing consider
ably. Is sIio in town9p pursued the eusto-
mer, anxiously. "No, sir, she is away on a
visit. = That win DO said the man, docis-
ivels. You can't fool around any preserip-
ton FOR me- And he went away. DanJurg
Aces.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24
MISCELLANY.
RET1RKdBLE ESCAPE or B.HE
NEN1 MEN.

Some years ago young man, holding a
subordinate position in tia East India Com
pany's service, twice attempted TO deprive
himself Of life by swapping a loaded pistol at
lis head Each time the pistol missed fire..
a friend entering his room shortly afterward,
Ahe requested him to fire it outof the window {;
then went off without difficulty. Satisfied
sthns that the weapon had been duly primed
and loaded, the young man sprang up ex-
claiming
~ must be preserved for something great, :
and from that moment gave UP the idea OF
suicide, which, FOR some time previous, had
been uppesgnost in his thoughts. That young
man afterward became Lord Give.
Two brothers were on one occasion walking
together, when violent storm of thunder
and Lightning overlook them One was struck
dead on the spot the other was spared, else
would the name Of the great reformer, Martin
luther, been unknown to mankind.
Many years have now elapsed since three
snbalterns might have been seen struggling in
liarly helpless, was fast succumbing. He
was saved to live as Arthur Wellesley, Duke
Of wellington.
At the siege Of Leicester, young soldier,
about seventeen years Of age, was drawn out
for sentinel duty. One of his comrades was
very anxious to take his place. No objection
was made, and this man went He was shot
dead on guard. The young man first drawn,
afterward became the author ofthe g Pilgrims
Progress
Doddridge, when born, was so weakly al
infant he was believed to be dead. A nurse,
standing BY, fancied she saw signs Of vitality,
Thus the feeble spark of life was saved from
Icing cxtinguished, and an eminent author
preserved to the world.
John Wesley, when a child, was only just
preserved from fire. Almost the moment af-
ter he was rescued, the roof of the house
where he had been fell in. OF Phillip Henry,
Il similar instance is recorded.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24
vice. -ET,rT7TNE1
rs MY FAMILY
ME'OX GgXN'Ns
I WISH NO OTHER
PRovIDnNoE, April 7th, 1876.

pRovIDENcE, April Ith 1876.
NH. Il. SrEvENs--Dear Sir: When was about 8
years of age humor broke out upon INC. which my
mother tried 70 by giving me herb teas and all 9TH
such remedies she knew Of but it continued to
grow worse, until finally she consulted physician and
he said had the salt lheum and doctored.me for that
complaint, He relieved me some, but said could not
be permanently cured the disease originated In the
blood. remained great sufferer o several years un-
I'll heard Of aud consulted physinian who said had
the seroiuous humor and If would allow him to doc
tor ms he would cure did so, and he commenced
healing up my Ans siecoeted In epetinR
terna cure bh IN short time the disease appeared in
worse form than ever, caneer0us humor upon my
lngs throat aud head lsnerea the most terrible pain
and there seemed 10 be no remedy, and my friends
thonght must die whom my attention called,
while reading newspaper, TO VFGETINI Testimonial
Of Mrs Waterhouse No SCI Athens Street. South Hog
tom aud l. orHery residing in South Boston and being
personally acquainted with her and knowing her FORM
or feeble health concluded would try the Vegetne.
After had taken few bottles 1t seemed TO force the
out OF my system had running sores In my
which fora time very panfnl but continued TO
lax h Vfstineuni had taken about % bottles my
heai h n4fQvns all the tiiss nom the commencement
OF the first bottle. and the sores TO heal commenced
taking the Vegetne IN 1872 and continued its constant
use for six months At the present time my health is
better than IL ever has been since child The
Vegetine is what helped me, and most cordially
mead X 80 all sufferers, especially my friends i had
been sufferer for over 30 years. and until used the
Vegetine, found no needy use ii my family
medicine, and wish no other.
No, joy Street. Providence, II. l.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

Prof Apgar recommends that every school
district or township school should have a
museum, into which might be gathered spec-
mems Of flowers, insects, fishes, birds. min
erals, etc, found in its neighborhood. He
thinks that great part of the collecting
should be done by the pupils, and believes
that distinguished naturalists would be induc-
cd to inspect these museums. Part of the ex-
pense o. the cases which, ;lt the lowest price
would cost about $200--should be paid. adds
tlse Professor, BY tho State, on the condition
thai no specimens arc placed in the district
museums that are not found in the neighbor-
hood
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

Great talents, such as honols virtue, learn
ing and parts, are above thu generality Of the
world, who never possess them themselves,
nor judge Of them rightly IN others but all
people are judges Of the lessor talents, such as
civility, ailabiIity, and al obliging agreeable
address aud inannef because they feel the
good effects Of them, AS making society easy
and pleasing CAeslefGela.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

sDid II occur to you,' said he, timidly
leaning around the doorpost, that steam
engine and a trained clam are not wholly UNI
like9'' Mingled with the racket produced by
an Office chair violently hurled after his van
isling form, came certain confused sounds
which resembled-" Because, you see, they
are both controlled bvalyes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

That was assumptions young lady in Bos-
Justus was his name because she bad heard
her minister say that Justice should always
be melted out.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

Mining operations are being actively
prosecuted in the lands of John Eveland, near
Clarksyille. An eight foot vein has been
opened, and the ore is said to be an excellent
magnetic quality.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

In one Of our exchanges we find the follow
ing g A mixture of the composition of both
combined'' The writer evidently intended
to say what be meant, and that, too, without
sparing any ones feelings.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

An old farmer, on being asked why pea
cock that was strutting through the yard was
like a figure Q, couldn't see the resemblance
but light broke in on him when he was told
that it was nothing without its tail.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

What a dreadfully polite man he was who
said, Madam, lit would not DO too much
trouble, and II you have the time to spare,
would you please get off Of my corn ~ Many
a man would have got mad.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

Appearances are deceitful remember that,
and don't act too quickly upon the inferences
You draw from them. The person in a shah
by coat and hat may be millionaire the
other in the latest style of seal skin overcoat,
The clerk who has robbed him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

Jones, if burglars should get into youi
house, what would you do ~
Ia do whatever they required Of me. I've
never had my own way in the house yet, and
it's too late to begin now--yes. alas /! too
late -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

Trains through to Kensington chance Mt Trent,,
for West Philadelphia 80 - $500
Connection Is made at Manunka Chunk with Delaware
lackawanna Western Railroad. At Lehigh junction
Essex and New Jersey Central Railroads AT Lambert,
siiie with Pennington Railroad At Somerset function
WITH Mercer Somerset Railway and at Trenton with
trains TO and from New York, ana Camden
For further Information see time tables which can bo
obtained at the ticket Offices s - y
FRANK THOMSON. u rApMrp
General Manager Gen Pass Arent
+. ". JACKSON, Gent Supit, Y. r. r. Of N ! Div.
Ia. ANDERSON. Supt. Belgiaefe Div.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

Suppose We pass law, 2 said 4 severe fs-
tier 10 his daughters, that no girl eighteen
years old who can't COOK a meal shall get
iparsied until she learns how todoit.' :. Why,
tlien we'd get married at seventeen, respond
ed the girls in sweet chorus.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

When Sir Walter Scott WIS urged not to
prop tho fallen credit Of one or his acquaint-
ances, he replied g The man was my friend
when my friends were few, and will DO his,
now that bis enemies are nany.'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24
BEST NORTHUMBERLAND

little FAILS, n. T., Sept. 25d 1s7G.
Mr.. II. Il. STEVENS
Dear Sr--I desire to state to YOU that was afflicted
with breaking out of botches and pmples my face
and neck for several years have tried many remedies
but none cured the humor of my iacc and neck After
using two or three bottles Of your Vegetne the hunor
entirely cured do certainly believe 1t Is the best
medicine for all impurities of the blood that there
the land and should highly recommend Il to the aict
ed public Truly yours,
T. pERRTNE, Architect.
Mr. Perrlne is n wel-known architect and builder at
Little Falls n " having lived there aud in tho yicn-
ity for the last thIriy-three years
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24

i householder ID Boston adyertises rooms
to let to gentlemen furnished with gas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24
DIR J. W. A. BIRKLEY,
SURGEON DENTIST,

INFORMS his patrons and the public that he con-
"a Times g praetice his pro fesson nt NO. 242 Sossth
Eighth Street. Philadelphia, the fifth door below
Locust Street and that he prepared perform ali the
most difficult and Intricate operations appertanHg to
Dentistry He also administers all the Gases for the
positive relief Of pain in tile Extracting Of teeth being
the first who dared to bring into IN his profession
In che State Of Pennsylvania. He likewise Is every
description of Artificial Teeth hut especially the Terra
Metallic Of which he is the discoverer and inventory
in the most satisfactory manner to the Ex-
tracing Teeth a specially.
Sept. 6, iS76.~ly
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-10-24
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.

BELMIDERE DIVISION
On and after June rs, 1877.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

TIE mathematical!ibrar at Hamilton
College has received II gilt Of twenty
volumes from Hamilton B. Tompkins,
of. New York, and the classical library
a gift of twenty volumes from Charles
II. Tracy, of New York.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

James II. BealL, a St. I.onis lawyer,
has been debarred by the Circuit court
of that city for uuprofes 'ional conduct
IN advertising to obtain divorces with
out exposure: a wholesome example.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

James Crane a farmer Of Schrpppel,
n. Y, has tt daughter who, though a
boa d n.y., chool graduate and enjoying
all the accomplishments which that
implies, and il successful teacher, has
from choice mounted. the moving ma
chine AMI driven tlir team to NOW over
fifty acres OF meadow land each year,
for several years.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27
TIME TABLE
CHEYENNE
cffce ~Hours-ArrivaI and Departure OF naiIs.

Office Hours-Arriyal and Departure OF Nails.
Until further notice the Postoffice will be
open for delivery and reception OF mail mat
ter from s a. IN. to p. m. daily, except sun.
days. and on sundays nom . IA 10 II. M, and
from 2 to p. m. Omaha time Is the time OF
the office.
Money order and register departments opeu
from = a. III. Ia y y. IA. daily, except sundays.
Western mails close daily at i:lO p. In. Ar
rive at S:20 p. M.
nrriv- at l:3! y. m.
Denver, u lOrtdo and Southern mails. close
at \ p. IN and arrive at s n. m.
Northern mails close daily for Pole Creek,
Upper Hhrss Geek, ChuEwater Bordeaux
ltanch. Chimney Rock, Fort Laramie. Fort
Fettermnn, HE'D IIpud Agency, spotted Tail
Agency, camp Robinson, amp Sheridan,
Camp Reno, HAT Creek, custer City, Dead
wood Cts md all other seItlements in the
Black tllls, at l p. IA; arrive from those
points daily ut 3 q. III.
Mail closes for Davis' Ranch on Mondays
at = ~. IN. F: arrive Tuesdays II p. IN.
Mails close for o d Red Cloud Agency. Lit
tie Moon, and Lower Horse Creek on Iues-
days ut 5 n. M. arrive Fridays nj Up m.
Mails cIu-p n T Bristol, Fort tuiilns, Long
mont, md other settlements In
"a orndo Tuesdays. Thursdays Hnu Sntur-
days ats IN /; arrive on Mondays, Wednes-
day. AMI Friluys at : y. N.
II. CLAICHE, Postmaster.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

The banners and armorial bearings
of the original KING its Companions of
the Order Of the Garter, when founded
by Edward III. in 1891, have been hung
in st. Georges Hall, i'll Windsor Castle.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27
The Black Hills

The Cbeyeune leader has the latest in for
nation about the Black Hills mines. Weekly
Is pages I year s2-5OIi mos sl,5l.-l COPY l0c.
A-0LAJcxE, Publisher. Cheyenne, Wyo
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27
NOTICE.
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

In the matter of the estate of william Nc
Lachlan. deceased.
Notice is hereby given to all persons inter
ested in the estate OF William McLachlan,
deceased, that letters OF administration have
been granted to me on the 18th day OF June,
Wyoming Territory. All persons having
claims against said estate, will present them
to me for allowance within six months from
the date OF said letters, and II not presented
to me within one year from the date or said
letters, they will be forever barred.
JAMES B. WOODS,
isl7-oawSw Administrator.
c1sIsssx, wYe. TsR., June IS, W7.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

We occasionally hear of a Republican
politician making open opposition to
President Hayes Southern policy. They
might be in better business. The fact
of e whole matter is just this: If Mr..
Hayes Southern policy should prove q
failure, rs these gentlemen anticipate,
it would lie the fault of neither the
President nor the Republican party,
but of the soutl ern leaders and the
Democratic rarty. The President, in
the spirit and with a purpose of gen.
uine patriotism, extends the political
olive branch to the South. The lead
ers of the South profess tn accept the
proffer in the spiritin which it is made.
Should the result prove that their &C.
c%eptance thereof WAS not in good faith,
the resp VISIBILITY would he theirs, and
the people would hold them to account
ability nc the next Presidential election.
If the South and the Democracy think
they can afford thus to trile with the
patriotic masses n a matter of such
serious im,ort, LIT them try it at their
peril. In the meantime, Republicans
WHO have tie real interests of the ma.
ton at heart will ''possess their souls IN
patience. "fChicago Journal.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

In Russia the walls of the churches
are almost entirely covered with pic
lures OF the Virgin and child, of saints,
and also of the Creator, who is repre-
sented as an aged man, with long white
hair and beard, having the triangle, or
symbol OF the godhead, either above
His head or His hand.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

Public opinion in Germany Is thus re-
flected in Il conversation between two
goed burghers of Berlin, taken from a
Berlin paper: First Burgher-''So We
are likely to have another war with
France?" Second Burgher-"Let us
pray they may thrash us, so that they
may be as poor as we are"
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

One of the southern newspapers tells
of n man whose life Was saved by 4 plug
of tobacco carried in his pocket. A
pistol bullet fired at him lodged in the
tobacco, and the man was unframed.
Moral-lf you will use tobacco, don't
take it out of your pocket.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

Farmers of Lake Mary township, Doug
lass county, Mimi, went III Il grand
gopher hunt a week ago, and Il days
game foots up: Pocket gophers, 225;
gray gophers. 9o5; striped gophers, 4lo.
Total gophers, 1,4l0.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-06-27

AS a specimen of genuine western
hu nor, we can't forbear mentioning
the endorsement of an applicant for
a Consulslip that some Ohio men sent
to the state Department. Their re-
commentator WAS that Mr.. - be
sent 10 Patagonia, and that upon his
arrival there, our relations with that
country be Immediately suspended.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-09-19

AN EDITORS WANTS CLAssIcALLY
ExPREssED.-One of our cotempora-
ries makes known his wants to his pa
irons in the following classical lam
guage -e-.- -
Hear US for debts and get ready that
you may pay, trust us, acknowledge
your indebtedness, and dive into your
pockets, that you may promptly fork
over. lfthere are any among you
one single patron-that don't owe US
anything, then to him we say Step
aside, consider yourself a gentleman. If
the rest want to know why we dun
them, this is our answer Not that we
care about ourselves, but that our credi-
tors do. Would you rather that we
went to Jail and you go free, than you
pay your debts and keep us moving !?
As We agree, we have worked for you,
as we contracted, we furnished the pa
per to you =; but as you don't pay, we
dun you. Here are agreements for job
work, contracts for subscription, promi-
SEES for long credits, and duns for defer
ed payments. Who is there SO green
that he don't take paper If any, he
need not speak, for we don't mean him.
Who is there so green that he don't adj
vertise Ifany lot him slide, be amt the
chap either. Who is there 80 mean
that he don't pay the printer Ii any, let
him speak, for he's the man we're af-
ter, G2G
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-09-19

"IfI were only rich 7 would do 20
much good with my money! ~ Is COM
mon remark. The treasury would soon
be impoverished ifgood intentions were
legal currency. The comfortably cir
Observation-Disclosures perhaps not afau-
ent-woman draws nearer the glazing
stove, and complacently arranges her
evening sewing. She soliloquixes
thus
"Imight have engaged the poor girl
who came here to-day, and offered to
do this work for little or netting; but.
then, Nellie would be compelled to stay
homo from the party ;..for..she won't go
unless she gets that new sash ribbon.
Oh dear, I wish I was richr
There are few SO poor but they can
assist others ifnot in money, they GER
tainly can in earnest, heartfelt sympa-
thy. Unless actually beggers, they
may arrange their means, be they ever
so small, 80 as to enable them to give .
helping hand to one who may be little
poorer. 1t does not require actual rich
es to give days work to poor half
starved creature. Nor does it demand
a fortune to lend a kindly, listening ear,
a gentle, womanly sympathy to . fell
low creature. A little economy in
dress: a little less Of personal grati6ca.
ton, without any suffering on their part,
from even the moderately well Of,
might bring q smile to the pale, sad face,
and strengthen the faith in humanity of
some strasgling-to-be-honest girl or wo-
maa. s4'- s'l 80 t3i'i9'o'l i--,~'.
Don't walt TO be rich; for riches
bring their extra wants; there are OPP
portunitIes offered every day to be
both in heart and purse.