The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-06-05
NHWs AID NOTES.

N1WD AID HofIs.
The European var news Is stu
pid.
The bottom has fallen out Of the
Turkish treasury.
Nothing will cholera persoa
quicker than cucumbess and butter
milk.
On Thursday, June II, the star
spangled hammer will have waved .
century rs the national emblem.
The bill appropriating $50, 900 to
finish the monument Of Stephen A.
Douglas has become q law in Illinois.
Mrs. Jefferson Davis Is ENJOYING
herself in Paris. while her husband il
writing prosy POLITICAL letters in favor
Of the ''lot cause"
Fletcher Harper. the youngest
and last surviving member Of the
original firm Of Harper Il Brothers,
has just died from an attack Of gas
trio fever.
Hon. Ben. H. Hill was lately .
guest Of the Savannah Rifle ASocia-
tisn. at their regular practice. and
made a score Of Is out Of a possible
Is, distance and number OF shots not
stated.
Lawyers fees weren't what they
are now q generation ago. Daniel
Websieris professional earnings for the
year 1888 were but 1922. and in
1874, at the height Of his fame. he
speaks Of his income being but sl5..
OOO a year; his usual retaining fee
was only 800.
-Chas. Tommey was hanged at
Americus, Ca, last Friday. for muir
dering Mrs. Caraway, in revenge for
her husbands having cheated him.
On the day Of execution Mr.. Caraway
to"k cut marriage license, drove
with his betrothesl to witness the exc.
cution and then they went OF together
anil got married.
-Charivari has . picture Of q little
girl saying good night to her doll he
fore company. '.Now, my dear. I want
you to do just like mamma. Take
out yoar teeth and put them in tum-
bier"
Hamlet (John Bulb: 81 did
love you once" Ophelia Turkey {:
"Indeed. nv lord. you made me be-
lieve So, Hamlet: 81 loved you
not-at any rate l can't afford to do
anything 50 unpopular now"
When the foreman Of compo-
sing room knocks q form into ''pi" now
he doesn't have it reset az of yore.
He simply slaps it on the press a. it l..
and the newspaper is run oil with a
war map up to the average.
"A recent issue Of the London
Court Journal contains thirty col
umns Of descriptions Of the ladies'
dresses worn at . recent royal recep-
ton. Each column contains deserip.
tons of about thirteen different dresses
and all the notices are pad for.
At the Pope's reception on the Let
Of May two girls appeared to be much
fatigued by carrying huge and SEEM
ingly heavy bouquets Of lilies Of the
valley. After the reading Of an i'd
dress to the Pope the cause Of the dis.
play of fatigue Was explained. as large
packages Of gold coins fell out of the
bouquets.
Governor Robinson has vetoed the
bill allowing women to superiutend
public schools in New York, for the
reason that 1.-THE God of nature has
appointed different fields of labor,
duty and usefulness for the sexes, and
his DEGREES cannot be changed BY hu-
man legislature. DR.. Mary Walker is
understood to have brought her um-
brella to q right shoulder shift. and to
be on the douhle-quick for Albany.
The present Duke Of Wellington
has always showed himself . lively
student Of his times. prompt to pick
up new notions and plucky in pro-
claiming his faith in them. American
inventors in London have often been
indebted TO him for their first chance
Of fair hearing by the British pub
lie. and now Mr.. IAbouchere, tell us
that he has given up English beet.
Not ooly, he says. i the American
beef cheaper but infinitely better.
The suicide mania Is pervading
Buffalo. The Courier of Tuesday