The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1877-03-22
Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous.
A German speaks Of Washington show
ei~ty. aud be isn't very wrong
what is the only pain Of which every
on" make. lishu A windos pane.
F.rragut waa la.hed 70 tho mast. and
.ho- peg y mashed 10 the last singular
eoiucid~nee.
There !. man IN Tennessee with such
hiE ir~t that. " hs g.ts them vet In De-
c.'mi.~r. b. daesB't have a cold In his
head until February.
A Rrynold.viilr man l. % pug nosed
that h~ cant blow u without blowing OF
his bat.
Blessed {. the man wio minds his own
basin~ss.-lES. blessed" se.rce. you
mean. don't you.
Ia vas Long leland boy Who. when
his mother waa prliing him with shin.
gle. expressed = wiah 70 50 back Of the
returning board
Mr Fouriarthings vas recently Arrest.
ed In Chicago Tor assault lie should be
cent 10 the Penny.tsntiary.
PriE@ eonundrum-why don't q woman
like 20 hear her husband make public
sPeeehf Answer (by LADY, because she
don't
There IL = man In this town whose
limb. are 80 Ions. that nothing but q
neck-tie keeps them from extending 10
tde top Of his head.
The Narrisiown Herald has solved the
couundrBm. why vas Washington like
a Newspaper mAnf' A.swsr Because
he oouldB't tell a lie"
North Carolina has Newspaper called
Pee De Bee. The editor IL probably
rather See Dee -l0r.phie
And is certainly Nse-Dec-lNorris.
I'm the spring the human fanev lightly
turns 20 iainb sod p~as." Add In the
-pr'uE the bunim~rs Ianey strongly turns
to b-rf and cheese.
An Irish grntl~mau. hearing Of a friend
having a stone ooliin nadc for himself.
exclaimed by me sowl. an that's q
a laod id~rl shur. a stone eoffin 'ud
last a man = lifetime"
A fashioIable yourg man. IN q GO Of
rcnnptiy ard true b~nevoianca, had one
of his high linen collars converted into
three shirts. which be donated 70 the
poo.
The Cincinnati Commercial says -why
10 u that editors never commit suicid~1'
The Burlington ilawk@ys has investiFAt
I'd the n1ij~ct q little. and thinks "a 10
bccau.e the druggists wont sell atrych.
nine on long time.
People who start for the West 20 see
wh~t- the wave oi civilization euds rare
" got beyond Trenton. y. J.. when the
Legislature i Ia session.
There l. Al the present time In the
MrA can Treasury lh~ sum ot seventeen
r~nts in specie II hA. slipped into a
crrvie-. aud cannot be got a.
"But.bv." said q mother 10 her young.
- "Ntil YOU - nut with me thi. alter
nouu nr stHy - home and play. OF whatf'
w hat, Fu~s'. r~Plivd Bobby. thought
iully.
A dealer Edveriises "A large stock Of
tankr.pi piann- and argsn.. Nov who
g"uls si-h TO purrhzs~ musical instru.
m~nt. whose notes are not good
The nea-~.t that ever was 10 hell"
says la son Bruwniow, "wHs when
I wss iu wsshin ston All. y-s,
Ps-.on' you we're mighty sick there, sure
enough"
1--we had the scalp Of the mAn Who
sold "a. patent und~rshirt. with . rhcu-
matte attachment We could smile like
m.n having back tooth pulled.
Society" has appeared in the Black
tIill.. a.,d Jenkins tells hos th~ fsshion.
able vehicles "a. they are uhirled along
by the high m~ttlsd oxen, form a scene
baniing description"
whe, lovely woman sioops 20 frolic.
Aud fue.. alas the ru.e too late
No balm cAn sooth~ her m~lancholio.
No arr can make her pull back straight,
About the sickest typographical error
se have sevn Tor some time is ths recent
that CERTAIN gsati~man
would deliver lecture "on the small
poH. Tor the b~nriit Of the poor The
.-ditor wrote ''on tho sixth pror. Ind
the intelligent cnmpositor viii aeoompa-
ny a colony d Texas neEt month.
A Pittsburgh paper speaks Of young
ma.. "who shot him.-lf in the West End
on- rv-ninr Last week" There's noth.
inE like being explicit The younE man
= severely hut nnt fatally wounds-,k hut
~ h~ hsd sh1t himself m The soath West
~ud. LITTLE north~riy. ve-ring southeast
-rly. there would have been no hopes Of
hts rvcov~ry.
when an editor writes Ions and ten.
der sriicl. on Evenings - Home ably
arguing that every married man should
b. In The l.osom of his fHmily not later
than ? l. NJ and then goes down 20 the
'club' aud do~snt return home until
half past midnight and. after painly tr1.
iug Ca unlock the front door with . u~cr
-chaum pipe. kicks u open With several
vigorous kicks. aud upssts she hai rack
~ the entry aud FcArra hia wifr aud four
children Into hts. almost. u shows-well.
q shovs that he do-.u't prartics what he
preschrs. and that his home u made hap.
pi-r by his absence. I
We hav~ taken wood. potatoes. corn,
egg. butter. onion-. cabbage. chickens,
-ionT. lumber. lahor. aaild. calico. snueF.
krsut. secnud hand clothing. coon skins,
aui bus juice on subscriptions. 10 our
time. aud now man writes % De 10
I know u ~ would s-nd the paper six
utnuth- lar = large ovl Thef- are frw
l ihiuE- 30 editor would rrtnss on sub
-ci piinus Hnd u ~ cpn,e aeross any iel.
I llw whn y ,,,it ~ ~ owi aud v in need
81 nuv veil 10 it Il lO.b0rnv Kan } Far.
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