The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1877-04-06
NEW NoR'-wEsTERs.
Oliver Ames was worth SIS, 900, 900.

Oliver Ames was worth Sis, 900, 900.
Blue glass will cure anything but hams
-Devens is the handsomest man in th
new Cabinet.
The man that makes character make
foes.- Young.
/ Not a newspaper in Italy has circula
tion of 10000.
The Prince Imperial of France il com
ing to America.
Senator Davis covers ss5 square inche
when he sits down.
Dom Pedro got on all fours and peepee
INTO Mt. Etna's crater.
General Lew Wallace is spoken of al
our next Minister to Mexico.
"A brief exchange calls washington
"the well-known F. of his c."
Sir Charles Dixie, who cremated his
last wife is going to marry again.
The gates of heaven are low-arched
we must enter upon our knees.
Robert Collyer calls misanthrope d
man who dies before he is dead.''
The amount of Comstock ore reduced
daily by the mills is about 1000 tons.
The Amsrtcan Nesos aper Reporter viii
hereafter be published by R. H. C. Valan-
tine 8 Co.
jay Gould drew 81, $3.50, 900 dividends
on the Union Pacific. last year. He votes
on 10, 729 shares.
-Easton (Pa.) has burned Justice Brad
ley in effigy. The Justice thinks hs does
not care an-f-i-g whether he was bumed or
not.
IF man on polar expedition should
kill another, what would be the lnnious-
ness of his crime? Murder in the S3l de.
gree.
81 do love the drama,'' cried Long
Island tragedian, as he saw his poor old
father-in-law run briar scythe through a
tramp. s#..- s.. g..
The advantage that the newspapers of
to-day have over those of the past IS that
the wives of public men are no longer SIAN
dered.
George Francis Train didn't pay his
printers when his paper wilted. He is like
Dan Rice-goes clear to the bottom when
he fails.
A Kansas politician was struck by
but his skull was so thick that
the fluid glancsd off and killed fine Ken
lucky stallion.
That suave and dignifed old humbug,
Fowler, is said to be worth
half million dollars. That's how bump
feelers get along.
"A Buffalo man died the other day with
S6o,0 life insurance to smooth his path to
the grave. The company in which he was
insured feItsvcry scs.
Musician Crouch, the poor old father
Of kathleen Mavourneen," parted with
that gem offspring Of his brain for the pit
tance Of e5-less than $25.
A Danbury man who went to Chicago
ten years ago had to borrow the money for
his fare. Now he has his own shaving cup
in one of the very best barber shops in that
city.
An English physician says that wall
paper of an intricate pattern or dazzling
coiors will make children have the head
ache. IL there are no children around the
cat will be taken with dizzy spells.
A negro Methodist's idea of ministeri
Al qualification s'De new preacher is
mo- larnt dan Mistuh Boles was but, Lor'
bless you, sah he amt got de doleful
sound like Mistuh Boles had. No in
leedyr ~
San Francisco has over 30 millionaires.
One of them, Peter Donohue, or Uncle
Peter,' as he is called, owns a railroad 80
niles in length, built it with his own
money, and has not penny of stock or
pond out.
George Alfred Townsend, who has
lcted during the exciting political cam
paign as correspondent of the Cincinnati
Enquirer, Dem.; Philadelphia Times, Ind;
md N. Y. Graphic, Rep, is going to Eu-
'cpe for his health, The wear and tear of
Ilr. Townsend's imaginations have been
fearful to contemplate. Brook
ya Union.
"A great deal used to be said in the days
when it was fashionable to worship Daniel
Webster of the wondrous effect he could
produce by uttering the single word
g Amen" The effect was nothing CON-
pared with that produced by Secretary Ev-
.rts in the Vanderbilt case with the single
word "How? ?' For putting that question
% witness whose answer he did not quite
Mr.. Evarts got $50, 600.