National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1877-05-24
BTSrEIIfNl,
When Is a dog mot like a human hcing2
When he Is between nnn and boy

When Is a dog mot like human hcing3
When he Is between n nnn and n hoy.
When grown.up people predominant ut .
chtldrcn's party the assembly il said to lc tatiy
adult-cra,cd
-Georgc II. Butler will make tour Of thi,
country to tlrasl, the editors who have called hin, .
sco"ndrrl. Up rhur flights Of stair. AMI turn Tire
len Georgy.
When man reaches the top Of stair and
attempts To make step higher the sensation
Il a' perpl"yinS " he had attempted Kick dog
that want there.
The season fast approaches when the
young with finance, to cover Just two plato, oi
icc cream, awaits breathlessly the answer to "w you
have some cakc.''
The young lady who forwarded TO news
paper poetic complaint. entitled II Csnnot Mnrs
Him Smile should remember that pcrhaps he had
already smiled rs frequently his prudence would
permit
Sydney Smith said to a friend Of his who
never agreed with anyboly. a. lie was about to EN-.
bark for New zealand, Goodbye, my dear fellow.
hope you won't disagree with the New Zcalandcf who
eats you"
An Indiana girl a, Nnssar College writes 10
her parents This v the most stylish hairpin Of u
boariingschool ever tunibled to- Z can eat i,ur
tunes day n . want To. and get t,ir hack at ths
h ,sh every time.
The Philadelphia North imsrican says
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h,os ,at en., 80" p,, NJ, ~, LUZ, n'uu
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We pass through this world Int once
Any good thing, therefore, that can do. and any
kindness show fellow beings let its do il
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A witty Frcnchman writ cs in Paris
nsMsr.pcr ,ha, :" French major Is a man who hs,
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a., -. w ~, @ V'"se ne m' "ne' anu inc
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A Frenchman having bc,rl tho ,r,,ra
preS, mad, no, or IN .,,,,,,s. ,,,,,, - -" ~,
gentleman to tax. .ome,biny IN GA, ,oor n,.,.,.,
at apsrty to use a tern, which he thought synopo
''""s' "n' pesSen Hichh 10 squeeze young lady &c
shs'
Tho c,,st or thc hail viva, In, ,,o L.,
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80 ,',,,. ~ '" Wv rrcc" Maer, on MS rr'nrn
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s.ioo,. besides ;sss, Tor the vines and ss.ao g.,
howers
ma" hho' NJ c"t ana Drought down nv
WIZ W" hts' 'ine. lhe most singular part Is, the
wounded woman actual, believes that he aimed NJ
Wv '', o' OF 'ne ho-' oI'u'i'u characteristics OF
N"e stne "Swer'ns cohhdenGe she PLACES IN the
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| Ing Ncspcr service In II Roman Catholic church at
Slatersrille, r. L. Sunday last, prevented panic
by eSiingrshng with his r,bs~ fire that had cauzh,
| In the trimming on the altar cloth The-church wa
crowded. and.a panic WIS Imminent.
Me- ,,.,o or ~. po,e, Ia.
husband. il s,ou, Ia sa Tor Enron, IN a m,n,,,nr.
cran had letter the other dsy Nun a I,o,tou yonn,
lady who wished to firm one OF the marty But NrS
Crapo declined the Offer saving her husband Nas can
| tain and she mate and She ,lnlp't want any crew
""s"'' mas ""'hN "'' au'o"'-
os''pny wn"n ne Keep, CAREFULLY slowed away some
he,c ~ hr np'ar! ior tue oeneh' OF the world when
nv sra" " no mort among thc living. Ness IA"
he has guests d.,ninS mr. their h.ncAi nm az, r.o,
| some ono Of the masters dramas
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wa .', '",se " eetss man ~ Sro''" whn
| Wa i"ns"N' 'Po" ur'"s asku recently III what
WY ne M' cu''omcu 10 Assist III the services, he re
| 49, 49, !" $50" ~ ahe "p'sma HOW NO.
| NV p"'" "c"a"u" 'When the nihm was Very
''s""N "e answered. Il used TO hold It's legs
| Miss Helen TAYLOR the stcI-da,lght
literary assistant and x.,or nr ,h, Iat, Ih s,,,,,,
MnI anil a pemirr of III, Landau s,l,,,L tnar,, h,,
pheasant brunette Iacr' lighted by calm Intelligent
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/ de-. a., ,.',o.I 80 ''' " '7'"' >"' NJ"
|
"A lady was travelling with a troublesome
barking dog in her lap A gentleman. fpiiow.pas
sengcr complained Of the annoyance. Dear me. sir"
exclaimed the lady. with air Of establishment. "
wonder you complain Of my dog: everybody admr,7
| II: u Is . rial Peruvian II don't complain OF you
Peruvian dog. ma'ain,' replied he. but I with II,
| would give less OF his Peruvian bark" ,
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coo-e>. saws IT.Ry FIr On handling ut Port Smou,h
10 come IL town for the opening Of inrlament. ,iu
found Sir Hastings boyle, the general cnn,inRndin,
the district waiting IN the bitterr>t cold weather Il
receive her. Sir Hastings" said the Queen, kindly
cit Is far too lad day for yUu to bc out. Madam
replied he 81" u the duty Of your generals die II
service" "SeS," rriurtei the Queen smiling
but not In that way"
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