Bismarck tri-weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1881, 1877-08-20
Notes and News.


Notes and News.
The market-There's millions (melons) in It.
President Hayes is going to rusticate two weeks In
Vermont.
It's reported that cholera has broken out in the
Russian camps.
China has her first telegraph lice in opera ton.
It Is six miles long.
The Workingmen's party is really developing 3
good deal Of strength In Ohio.
Theodore Thomas, the prince Of orchestral lead
srs Is giving concerts in St. Louis.
Minneapolis Is congratulating herself on the
early completion Of the Glyndon Cutoff.
The Supreme Lodge Of the world Of the Knights
Of Pythias, met Aug. 14th, at Cleveland, Ohio.
From the latestEuropean news It seems foregone
conclusion that martial law Is to be declared in
France.
The Pioneer Press estimates the total wheat crop
Of Minnesota the present year at about 81 600 600
bushels.
A man in Mississippi objects to railroa ds. They
take him home SO quick that he has no time to
sober OF.
The New York Tribune predicts the election Of
Mr. Garfield to the Senate as the successor of Stan
ley Mathews.
A government is successful and powerful in her
functions in proportion her people are prosper
Gus and happy.
Fires are raging lin the woods: Of Michigan, de-
stroyng the valuable pine timber and threatening
houses and villages.
Blind Tom is in New York under the tutelage of
IN eminent professor. His wonderful gift seems to
increase as he grows older.
From reliable information 1t seems that Sitting
Bull has tired Of bis visit to John Bull and Is anxious
70 again bull-doze the frontier,
The st. Louis Times says Jay Gould used to ped
die maps In Delaware. 1t is only In America that
. tramp can become capitalist.
there eeems to be good deal Of healthy senti-
nent cropping out since the strike, looking to mu-
tuaI interests between Labor and Capital.
nis currently reported that Stanley Mathews is
preparing himself for 'set-to" with the war horse
Of the Penobscot. on the opening of Congress.
President Hayes policy towards the South may
have been erratic in theory but we believe it has
been practical blessing to the whole country,
Greece is getting excited over the presence OF
Turkish cut.tDroats in provinces having Greek
population, and is about ready to declare war.
The New York Express suggests ''let the dead
and the beautiful rest'' as an appropriate air for
the contemplated serenade Of Roscoe Conkng.
Senator Morton has had another attack Of par
alyds. His recovery Is hoped for. His physician
requires Of him bsoute rest and quiet for the pres
ent.
The news comes roaring on the .'Gair"
That civil service . bound to fail.
We canpot ''Dodge" this fact, it's plain
That ''Hayes" must have a tilt with ''Blaine."
Mrs. Gen. Games hasn't DeGuu 10 realize YET on
her property in New Orleans. She gets small
payment here and there but, as yet, misses general
gaines.
First Black Hussar-s'Dost see yon foeman ad-
va7cing, comrade?" Second Black Hussar-"I
dost." And they both dusted.-Neao Orleans
Times.
The greenback party are eEdeavoring to show
signs of life In various parts of the country, but in
reality they only walking round to funeral
expenses.
Silk worms hatched ,bv electricity are now being
reared in Italy. 1t is suggested to apply the sane
method to hens eggs, and to hasten the germina-
tion Of seeds.
The New York Times says that the Repu blican
platform of Maine will be read chiefly for the sake
OF the stump speech which Blaine managed to have
inserted in its belly.
The four mile swimming match ! at Philadelphia,
George ii. Wade, of Brooklyn, resulted in an easy
victory for Wade, by 2} minutes.
Minnesota expects to export this year ., 900 900
bushels Of wheat. In five years the Northern Pa
cifc Railroad will carry out of Northern Dakota
ten million bushels. Stick pin there.
Cadet Nortkrup, OF the third class in the West
Point Military Academy, was drowned while bath
ing in the Hudson river on Saturday. The body
has not yet been recovered. Deceased was from the
West.
The papers are publishing articles ''How to
protect melons" About the best plan is to hire
man with a loaded gun ant! dog to watch the mel
ops else raise each one separately in burglar
proof safe.
Recently, while The President was at the Wash
ington sehuetzenfest acsosuE,, wishing to do the
you komed. We yoost vos kecpia' water on
Ice for yeu-eE!
Speaking Of Gail Hamilton "a cotemporary says:
He'll hath 10 fury Ike woman scoIned." No!
VIC u!d soon face the ''busHess' end OF stack
Of hornets, woud-Srt it Is sometimes nec=s
sary to be q martyr.
''Iln poor man and rSy father was cooper, =
said an opponent oi Tom Marshal! upon one occa-
sion. "boubticss his father was cooper" replied
Tom, but he put mighty poor head in one of his
whisky ba1reis."-N. Y, Tribune,
1t seems that the ''patent case," which called
Conklng home so suddenly, was proposed " fix
ng Of the New York Legislature soon to be elected
so that the extension of Corkns's patent to his
seal in the Senate would be rejected.
little boy visiting an art gallery in company with
:.venus de Medici." MA" exclaimed he, ''didn't
she hang her clothes on hickory lnb.''
Thunderstorms respectors Of armies. The
Turkish center and the Russian center il Asia,
moved out FOR pitched battle the other day, when
terrific storm struck them and sent both armies
sneaking back to camp, meek as half-drowned rats.
Col. John A. Joyce, the lass Of the convi cte
whisky ring to suffer punishment, has been dis
charged from the Missouri psniseatary, on thu
cumulative sentence. Joyce was Imprisoned just
twenty lone months.
8. The New York Sun says ot the statement tha
Jenny Lind had been blessed with maternity at the
age Of 5s years: This absurd statement has arisen
fror, letter written by Jenny Lind some wenty
years ago, going the rounds Of the papers without
date. Jenny Lind has been living as Rcchampton,
Surrey, for many years. As most people are aware
not ono wcaan in perhaps twenty millions has a
child at ths age of 56! In fact, the famous Doug
las case mainly turned on the impossibity oi Lady
Jane Heard having chi Id at 81.