Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1877-09-14
ALL SORTS,
The leaves begin to fall.


The best throw of dice-Throw them
away.
-Caws and effect-Crows and scare
crows.
There is fifteen-years-old widow in
Georgia.
"A certain preventive of Constant
putation of the feet.
Cupid complains of dull year at
the summer resorts.
Dion Boucicault says no man should
throw an ink bottle at the woman he
loves.
The long days are creeping away
from us Mt the rate of two minutes per
day.
-Nantasket, New England, has a
"Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to CLAIMS"
The care of taking the skin off beans
is well repaid by the flavor impaired to
the soup.
George Washington applied for lodg-
ing at a New York police station the
other night.
When the sky is filled with white
clouds nature may be said to be in its
shirt sleeves.
1t is a Southern estimate that Geor-
gia's dried peaches this year will be
worth 81, 100000.
How long before New Jersey cider
will be found inadequate to the manu-
facture of imported champagne?
The difference between Niagara
Falls and potato is that the former is
a wonder and the other is tuber.
| An Iowa merchant won't advertise
in the papers, but paints on the fences:
60 tew Aliens for yer drigoods."
We know shrewd farmer who
made fortune cultivating weeds. They
were widcw's.-Neao Orleans Times.
The fat rings of hair on the FORE
head are in Paris called Prisons. Our
ladies will probably freeze on the fashion.
Who will propose that celibacy be
punishable by Government tax propor-
toned to the personal beauty of the de-
linquent?
-Tailors are preparing for the fall
trade by covering the old linen busters
with hairy cloth. In that shape they are
called listers.
They went fishing. She looked lam
guidly at him and said ~ wish the
fish would bite at your hook. If was a
fish l would"
The cost of horseracing in England
is $4,000, ,000-enough to save half
million British subjects in India from
starvation.
"A lawyer in St. Louis declined fee
of "a 900, saying that So, 900 was enough.
This being his first offense he will not be
debarred.
Detroit has become so enraptured
with boat-racing that we expect soon to
hear that she has founded college
| PHILADELPHIA Press
-Ruff1ed shirt fronts are in style
again, and now masculinity is signing for
a recipe to keep gravy and cookie crumbs
out of the folds.
"A numerously signed petition has
been presented to the Mayor of San An
tonic, Tex, begging permission to have
bull-fghts in the city.
=" Great emergencies" says an ex-
change, are great mems opportunities. I"
Will somebody be good enough to hand
us great emergency?
The revival of brunettes has brought
amber into fashion again. 1t is both ex-
quisitely clear and clouded, in necklaces,
beads, crosses and combs.
1t is we'll to remember that when
man has business that doesn't pay he
usually begins to look around for part
ner TO share his losses with him.
The woman who wears a diamond
ring over kid glove could accomplish
the same object by carrying around
sign reading: "P Pm a shoddyite."
New York has dog and cat doc
tress, who visits these animals when sent
for, at the rate of three dollars per visit,
charging extra when bones are set.
Philip Tilzie, aged ninety, and Rita
Brown, aged eighty-six, both colored,
were united in matrimony by Mayor Car
penter, at Fayette, Miss, last month.
An enterprising and sacrilegious
thief in a Texan town stole marble
lamb from a child's grave in a cemetery.
The indignant citizens gave him 100
lashes with a hickory.
AN actuary of Brooklyn gave a stu
dent the following advice: "How to be-
come practically acquainted with the
Rule of Three'-Live with your wife,
mother and mother-in-law."
"A man took his clock to a Port Ches-
ter clock repairer and asked him: What
time is it when this time-piece strikes
thirteen times?" "Time it is repaired, {"
replied the man of Time.
1t won't be long now before men
who can't tell rutabaga from an old
tin pail will go out to the county fairs
and begin their Orations with Fellow
farmers. Detroit Free Press.
Sergeant Bates tried to commit sui
eide by poison at his residence at Say
brook, ILL.,, on Monday. His family has
been in destitute circumstances for some
months past.-N Y. World.
"A young man who has just started a
newspaper down in Arkansas writes US
for an appropriate motto for his journal.
Daily? Yes? All, we'll, then take Z" Vain
world, adieu. ."-HaSsk- Eye.
Tommy: "Gie us bite o. yer apple,
Billy" Future DiplOmatist: Cant do
that, Tommy. Don't yer seer this ere
apples only puddin'apple, and I
wouldn't like to give friend bite of a
puddin.apple."
"A Massachusetts girl earned five
dollars and the gratitude of neighboring
farmers by killing potato bugs. Then
she took the money and bought her lover
flute. Let us draw u veil over the
scene.
"A new ladies' periodical devotes
eighteen pages to fashion and one to
cooking. And there is an eternal fitness
in this. Fashion costs eighteen times as
much as cooking, and has moro than
eighteen times as many devotees. Nor
rtst0sOh Herald.
-" Martin Casey, of Chicago, has
saved the lives of eighty adults, and not
one of them thanked him." That's not
strange. When a man has almost got
out of Chicago for good he doesn't feel
much like thanking the person who brings
him back. boston Post.
-Straw's Point, N. H., has ahotel-keep-
er who is too sharp to let guests get ahead
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