The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-04-05
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
BULBS horns are now cut goring.

Bulbs horns cut gorng.
Bustlcs made with hingcs
Dr. Mary Walker does not wear cotton In the knees.
This is tho best Of the year examine mouse
traps
Baron Franz Won Podewels, OF Germany. is at the
Hoffman.
We shall soon nave april showers not unaccom-
panied by thunder.
The SWISS arc importing American boots. probably
for interviewing interviewers
Mr.. Francis G. E. Denys, Third Secretary of the
British Legation at Washington, is Mt the Everett.
A hard money journal says that tho policy OF the
government should be to pay up. We like paid up
policies
In London hciplcssly drunken people called Gin
fanrs', by tho police. Why call tho police baby
jumperss
s.Gath', says that the humorous paragraphcr is a
moral and mental dwarf, that his mind Is ash-hef2
and his language poppycock
The bilious youngstcr now struggles under his
mothers lett arm as she Jab tho sulphur spoon
into his mouth, and says, 'srhe dose ,akc IT,"
Beccher weighs $50 pounds, without any silver in
his pocket and he ought to sing:-
To the spirit its splendid conjectures;
To tho flesh its despair.
In Berlin there is movement to place certain
number of cows IN dorics and under supervision Of
bygicnic authorities, for supplying selected milk to
babies
The buds on tho peach begin to laugh and grow
fat with verpal pleasure, and the time is only five
months distant when boy may crack 400 peach stones
in a week and sell them for a cent.
Louisville OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES a man OF tho
name OF Edmunds goes to Boston to 1.-Two he becomes
Edmauds What becomes OF the more familiar Jones
is not known" Sometimes he becomes James.
THIS is noble weather; and as the gentle housewife
han svhi ita tiny
fingers into Tho sunshine she occasionally dus
scissors by trying to of COB OF maple sugar.
Governor Daniel Ii. Chamberlain, OF South Carolina,
arrived at tho yesterday morning In the after
noon he paid visit to friend in the upper part Of
the city, and after dining, took the evening train for
Washington.
Mrs Governor Chamberlain, OF South Carolina
although a lady OF elegant accomplishments, is not
socially received by tho old native families Of that
state because these families feel that II they should
really practise reconciliation they might hot have
time TO talk aboutit
Saws an English critic. ssTne most magnificent pic.
turc tina, Tntoret painted painted TO measure,
to al tho end OF tho great Council Chamber in tho
Dogcs Palace at Venice and the picture Of awk.
wardly irregular shape, TO allow space Tor tho
doorways nj the end oil tho hall"
Dr. a. w. Frost had a dream IN which no saw tho
location, near Springfield, Mass, of gold mlno. The
dream returned TO him. A hundfcd-ioot shaft mas
been sunk and small OF gold has been struck
Tho spirit which is working through Dr. Frost calls
itself .Old Ill.," formerly California miner.
The paragraph has Its enemies as well as Its friends;
but surely the light, frivolous and sometimes wise
squbs that ono may SEQ at glance over mis- fork and
over his cotice-c bites and sips Of sense anu
TO read and digest at breakfast than
ihrec-column State paper tho irghtiul details of a
| murder. The elephants OF journalism should not
utterly despiso the humming BIRDS that fly from flower
10 flower; because the hummng birds do lot always
dcspsc the elephants.
Ercning Teegram;-"Mr Martin Ferquhar Tuppcr
sailed to-day Tor England without having been inter
viewed upon certain important particular. which we
are surprised the literary papers should have over
looked. MIR. Upper is nothing more than good old
man, with passion-if man at once so good and old
can be said to have n passion-for putting into the
form of verso certain words which no corccivcs to
represent thoughts and sentiments. lilo Is a remark
able OF tho Of incompetence the tri-
umph OF plattudinarianism."