The Centre reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, 1877-01-25
Items Of Interest.

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sankey protests against hia revival
tunes being arranged for waltzes and
quadrilles.
The innocent blush more frequently
than the guilty; the face Of the latter is
not 80 easily red.
"Our earthly regulations, says great
p0et "are the color of grass, and the
same sun that makes them green bleach
es il out again.
Saws a Western editor. " Who drinks
all the whisky made in the United States
IA what ataggers us. II is enough 10
stagger anybody.
Every man stamps his value on him.
self. The price we challenge for onr-
selves is given us. Man IL made great
OF little by his own viii.
The Breclginridge Ky Aeteg is not q
belligerent II says: No, thank You;
don't want the nusket and hard tack.
Pass the buclwheat cakes and honey,
please.
An Elgin Gll) Newspaper has this ad
vertisement. Found "A buekskin
mitten. II the owner viii leave the other
al this Office he sin greatly oblige tho
finder.
Cleveland Young women write com
ments on the margins ot the library
novels they read. One emotional crea-
ture writes: "The pangs Of love are
CRATE have ben there my self.
They do say that New York firm,
which shipped i0t Of extra large muiIs
10 Detroit, got them all back by the next
train. with the remark tinit there was no
call for 80 many " children's sizes.
A hundred and fifty-nine divorces were
granted ia New York city last year, and
vet good men 60 on marrying women for
their beauty and pure girls wed wild
young men with the hope Of saving them.
Il don't believe in fashionable church.
Is. said q lady. recently; " bat after al,
considering that we are all % 60 % the
same heaven, perhaps It's better 70 keep
up the social distinctions IS long - We
can.
Ii is announced that Shelby L. Cui-
lom. governor elect of Illinois, refuses 10
be a candidate for United States aalia-
tor. He says that no man Las right 70
be elected governor as a stepping stone
20 something else.
A Cincinnati physician sled another
man simply for calling INN, On postal
carl, " 4 liar, a quack, tlllei, murder
er. a rascal. a rlIiiian. william, a iorEer,
a perjurer. an ignoramus, pretender,
and general beat
A little girl died 81 scarlet fewer, and
almost the lAst words she uttered were
"Oh : / see nav mamma. Her mother
died when the child Eas eight months
old, and the latter WIS several years q
age al the time oi her death.
TIE hardest thing 70 get On with in
this life is a mans own SELF. cross,
selfish fellow, "a desponding and COM
planning fellow. tirnid aud carc burden-
"a man-these are all born defgr11el on
the inside They do not lump bus then
thoughts do.
The increase in the cultivation Of beet
root in Europe for tie manufacture of
sugar is said 10 be causing great loss to
the cane sugar planters in Cuba who
have been 90 an enormous oul3ay Tor
machinery and labor Ia produce fine
class Of sugar.
About two thousand ponies taken
from the Indians az the Missouri rlrer
agencies were sold by auction IN ST.
Paul. They were described as scrubbys
lean little beasts, YET spirited and en-
during. There were sold a from eight
20 forty dollars apiece.
Justice willes, Of England, Was ia the
habit Of interrupting counsel. A lawyer
who was thus ANNOYED one day sald 10
him: Your lordship j. even q greater
man than your father. The chief baron
used TO understand me after ! bad done,
but your lorlship understands me before
begin.
Somebody said to Robe-t Hall " How
many discourses 10 yon think, Ar. Hall.
NAV a minister get up each week 2 An
Ewered Hall E" II he il q deep thinker
and great condenser, he may get up one;
II he is an ordinary man, two but # be
ia an sEs, air, hs viii produce half
dozen
DR.. Forbes Winslov records the start
ling fact that over lo.000 persons al m
sound mind are con6ned in the mna11s
asylums Of the United States. driven
mad from oyer-excitement on the subject
Of Spiritualism, and that Insanity from
the same cause is prevalent IN England,
and increasing every day.
A quaint minister once said Z" Now,
brethren, / propose 20 throw this hymn
book az the man who used proiane Ism
puaVe Yesterday" He made the neces-
sary gesture. ms though he would hurl
the book. and, curiously enough, half
the men in the congregation ducked
their heads.
A man went through the bankruptcy
court He had owned a fine horse and
Gig, and they both disappeared FOR time,
but by-and-bye the horse and gig were
doing service for the same owner again.
On being asked what this meant, the
mans reply was 4" went through the
bankruptcy court, but the horse aud gig
went round
Why talk Of hard times and lack of
work when the following advertisement
appears in the Clipper; " | want man
Of courage, who is willing to take
chances, 20 take charge OF AMI hold
disputed silver claim in Mexico. Free
transportation there, and good compen-
sation will be allowed. No lRbor-nerv9
the only. qualification requisite.
In Texas all doctors are required un
der the new law governing the practice
of medicine to appear before the county
board of examiners appointed by the dis
trict court and stand an examination IN
chemistry, anatomy, physiology and ma
terra aodicd before they can collect
their bills. ANY one violating this law
is liable to he indicted, fined and impris-
oned.
A Mexican. having wooed in vain
young woman in Santa Monica, Califor-
MIA. attempted such an exploit as Is not
often successful outside Of printed ro-
nance. He swooped down on her on
horseback as she was walking alone,
lifted her to his side aud rode away
This young woman was more muscular
than most heroines in novels, and she
scratched and kicked in a vigorously ro-
mantle way. The Mexican was glad to
drop her ut the end OF half mile.
With tho DinIsthpY.fa