The Morning herald., 1877-09-18
SUNBEAMS.
,re still on tho strike.

Turin Jewelry-The Alaska Seal Ring.
. oood place for tho lady Masons-Dee,
Lodge, Montana q, - '...',.
sone at the dog pound-"When the tied
comes in"
boarding Establishments carpenters
shop.
rho NOR mans Summer resort-A palm
leaf fan. -,
dissolving view--Watching sugar plums
melt in pretty girls mouth.
pucilists are generally gentlemen OF ele-
can't leisure They can always find an hour
or two to spar.
u1 nm broken man." said poet. $50
T cbouM think" was the answer, for l
have seen your pieces"
unidn,t she return your love?" eyes, SIZE
did. she said she didn't want it. That's
what's KILN me-"
"Ah Pin is the Chinese minister to the
Tinted States, but it's not stated what kind
of an All Pin he is.
little boy went to his father crying the
o.lar dav and told him that he had kicked
bee that had splinter in its tail.
1fa 1adv gives gentleman the mitten the
proceeding may be regarded as a slight OF
hond performance.
The Chicago Inter- Ocean Knows q woman
who can dream as straight as wet clothes
line, and she's now dreaming of war.
4 prudent man was observed yester-
1oy on the roof of his house, tanning the
lightning rod to keep it from melting
Tie girls say that there is too much col
lar andtoo little young man to the present
style of gents neck wear.
great drinker being at table, they Of
fered him grapes at dessert, "Thank you,
said he, pushing back the plate, ~ don't
take my wine in pills."
When you hear a man swear that he's ''al-
ways up to the Scratch" depend upon it
there's an itch in his character some
where.
Bishop Haven, speaking of his trip to
Africa represents the Christian people as
tie only ones who undress when they go
Ohed
When farmer tells you it's two miles to
a certain point which you are obliged to
reach on foot, make up your mind to ten
MIe tramp.
A man up in Ohio who attempted to
hang himself recently was cut down by his
Mother-n-law She wasn't through with
him yet.
When Louisville girl travels she has one
other ears checked through all right, but
She has to pay for the other one as extra
luggage
twas Cockney who, speaking of the
dvMNe of an octogenarian from the West
indies, said: "He was born at 'ayti, and
Ledled at h'eighty-two."
A lot of street urchins paraded the streets
oiN' Louis with tin pan by way of 3
'T1n and huge paper banner bearing the
Inscription: "We don't want bread. We
want cake and pie, or blood"
,, An Indiana farmer don't pay any tolls.
i' shoots the gate-kce eper, and jogs right
%"as They have tried him twice, but he
6'N clear, since one of his aunt's cousins
""' 10 act "hiphtv like"
applicant (slghtly elevated )-"Is there
I,openlng here for an intellectual writer"
LNtor-"An opening? Yes, sir A kind
"aa cOnslderate carpenter, foreseeing your
,Al, lelt an opening for you. Turn the
Knob to the right"
MA, didn't Noah have bees in the ark?''
pU,naanly, my darling; of course he did
1' WY 20 you want to know" Because
'afa our teacher talking the other day
t'yo" 'y, The ancient ark hives, and now l
'ilaerStand what she meant"
a "omanat the south-end, expatiating on
generosity of her husband, said he had
'., ,a'l' gwen her new pullback, and the
"DcSS policeman to whom she was talk
IS ~ a!ca lnterogatively and sententious-
oy the hair of the head ?'
,,'; ". sui hear occasionally of the tender,
"'', %I",ate, worshpping lover, who lies in
,%J'Sh I lor the idol of his hearts affections,
"'v,nS s.u her head off with hatchet because
F sv VIII VII not marry him. 1t is getting to be
o'o r.' l"f a girl to shoot man when he
NlITs' Igss' than to reject him. And that
a." "U!Ity nL make it very unpleasant for the
"D When he tasks" "-Haukeye
and, a. sn.s the place." she asked, as she
ub' u''sred down on the barren sands,
b]v ''e "a young lady-a beautiful young
az -leh into the water last season and