Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1877-03-01

lower him down the we'll to recover
the lost dipper. The Coroner decided
that the rope broke, though others
thought it had been cut.
1t is more than probable that but for
the eIect;on of Judge Davis to the
United States Senate at that critical
from the Republican side. Upon such
slender threads do our great political
issues hang.
She said it was a very bright idea.
! He said lie knew a brighter one, and
when she asked him what it was. he
answered, "Your eye, dear" There
was silence for a moment, then she
laid her head on the rim of his ear aud
wept.
A st, Louis oma says it is no
worse to encircle u lady's waist with
your arm in a ball room than to hug
your friends sister on the back stairs .
No worse? Why it is not as good!
Whenever a San Fra rcisco man
comes East he wishes he were back
home to get some good whisky. yet it
has been discovered by thu Post of that
city that the whisky is adulterated.
Hayes will be a minority President.
but then he has an over weight of
fraud on his side, and five kings al
ways beat four aces, especially when
backed by guns.
Young man, don't waste your time
in complaining that the world owes
you living, but pull off your coat,
the worlds hide.
Judy:-"Mistress TO new servanD-
You know. Mary, l don't allow II
followers. Mary-Gooi yrtcious. mum.
then what's to become of all the cold
meat and pies?"
The wife ola Cohoes man is said to
have died from hunger and disease
while he was dancing in a ball room
Friday night.
There were two men hanged in Mis-
souri, the other day. They made a
dead heat and came under the string
neck and neck.
A fellow says he never knew that a
bar room was a photograph shop until
he tried to ''stand of" u cocktail dc
cocter and received a negative.
Grant, upon retiring from office, has
discovered that the southern people
get along better without military gov-
eminent. 1t is never too late 10 learn.
DR.. Washington being told a story
said, "Since yOu were an eye witness l
am bound to believe it; but l would
not b-lieve it if + had seen it myself"
BY the constitution of the new State
of Colorado, the Legislature Is required
to submit the ON suffrage question
to a t of the people next fall.
A mar named Trooth had a difficult
ty with a n.ighbOr q few days ago
about some corn. He was crushed TO
the earth, but rose again. overcome his
assailant, and now the eternal ears are
his.
A gentleman who arrived at home
and found himseIf the father of a jolly
pair of twins, threw up his hands and
exclaimed, in the language of the zo
diac, "Oh Gemini!"
Queen Isabella has been so sick for
some time that it is all she can do to
get out to the wood-shed and pick up
basket of chips, or bring in u little jag
of fire. wood.
Miss Acres, of Texas, was exercising
a spirited horse, when she was thrown
from her perch in the saddle, aud
roodiy dragged furlong distance.
Il is said hat Mr.. Tilden gna~hes his
gums whenever any indiscreet person
mentions the name OF David Davis in
his hearing.
A friend of Governor Hayes says
his life Is ~ pure aS a wO,nan's. Du
bious praise. There are women and
ONE
General Butler appears contented,
and lets his thin hair grow long
bel ind.
The Japanese make waterproof
boots of paper, and Londoners like
them.
Senator Sharon Is said to be EN-.
gagged to n Miss Riley, who is his guest
in Washington.
When a fond mother turns her boy
owe her Kne she gets the upper hand
Of him.
Ten editors and printers are in the
United States Senate, but then that's
better than being in Jail.
When n man goes Over to the other
parry he is treacherous; when he comes
over tn ours he shows moral Outrage.
The Montana Legislature has resolved
that the Little Big Horn be hereafter
called Custer river.
In Kentucky, the blue glass excite
ment don't take much. It's 'blue
grass" they prefer out there.
They say Tilton, while filing his
lecture engagements, fills himself also
quite frequently.
Araminta remarks that with hair.
pins the top.knot ''frels more skewer."
George TicknOr Curtis rests on the
ends OF his fingers when he talks.
Watterson jumps through a door
like a man looking for a glass of beer.
The latest new song will be entitled,
"Can You Ante for the Beer?"
The mar who takes the most interest
in his business: The pawnbroker.
Sacramento lads and lassies organize
mushroom hunts.
American colleges teach everything
but the English language.
Young ladies' of Washington wear
velvet for visiting costumes.
Mathews used to say that next to
abstraction he loved sleep.