Litchfield enquirer., 1877-03-29
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 The whiskey disteller is the man to rectifyi a mistake. fa Yz~ eag2 AZ
 Blue glass pens are the latest. They write and spell correctly,
 = The organ grinders life is filled with the most turn realities
 1Ew wise matlSs DO very great curiosity,s bqt e Tool ispassI finding opt HL c
 "Have you heard my last song?" asked a music writer of gruff critic. "I hope so, was the reply.
 N Truth kan take kare of itself, bus lie has got to be watched as kareful as sore ttnum.. E,SE 8 &4k \ A.E q
 Barnum is having a stuffed lioness fit. ted up with steam lnngs strong enough 10 roar sudlbly two miles away.
 Of ali the various methods proposed for feduction.of postage none are so practical are this: 'sGet married" Alas alas so many men who wanted to be Street Commissioner, and not one who wanted 10 be an angel.
 Old Boreas of late acts just like a mem. ber of Congress. He blows SO hard when there is no apparent necessity for it. t There is only one dog to every twenty five inhabitants. of Great Britain. which is very easy for the.dog. E
 An Irish waiter, speaking of a lady's l black eyes, says: "They are mourning for the murders they have committed"
 There. is one advantage in being mule. He don't have to tie his tail into hard knot to keep it out of the mud.
 General Washington couldn't tell lie, and this respect he differed materially from General Washington Dispatches.
 Baldheaded men are so numerous in Chicago that 60 audiencein that city is said to look, when viewed from above, like cobblestone pavement.
 A story in one of the late English mae- azines is called. "Owen, the Milkman." Rather commonplace title. There are 50 many persons Owin' the Milkman, you know.
 1t is at the Fonndry M. E. Church that the presidential family will worship in Washington. Isn't the name of that sanctuary rather suggestive of caste {? s>~s "A man is nevsr so fultsof longing to be at rest in the grave, as when he has just 1 landed on the cellar bottom with the handle of his wife's best china pitcher in his band. .aEp fsn y Lady visitor-s.My dear, do you know | If your mamma is engaged 2gs Little girl of the period-"Engaged? Bless you, why she'a marriedl'' Said Detroit lady to e small boy whom she found crying in the street the other day, Twill you stop crying if will give iyou penny 2" "No," said he: ssbus if you make it two cents I'll stop if it kills me-"
 A punstsr was once thrust into a closet I with the threat that he would not be re- leased until he. made a pun. Almost in: simultaneously he exclaimed, "O-pun the door !'
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 lady asked her servant how the mus. tard-pot had become cracked. The reply, made with all gravity, was that she did not know, but supposed that it must have been that the mustard was 90 strong w A German looked mp at the sky, and re- marked: "I guess leetle it vii rain booty queek. ?" ''Yees do. eh?" replied an Irish man, "what business have wees to per- tend to know about Ameriken weather. ye furriner?% gE
 A Detroit young lady went to photo. grapher and wished him to take her pic tnre with an Expression as if composing a poem. 1t came out with the expression she wore when the editor put the poem inthe waste ubasket sM ga @m er> Ns-S
 When last year Mrs. Fawcett gave lecture in Scotch-town. she read the fol- lowing the next morning in the local newspapers; ssAlthoughs Mrs. Fawcett has contributed to magazines. and even written book. she is by no means repul- sive in appearance, ... -. - E Alconnpany has beeia established in New York to manufacture weather bureaus for the European market. A large-sized bu- reau that will predict sixteen kinds of weather week can be had for $500. The typhoon and westerly wind attachments are extra.