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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-05

CHICAGO, November 3. -Fiour-Ste Ady
and unchanged. Wheat - Dull and
prices shade lower; No. 2 Chicago
spring 81 O5t@l O5t cash; 81 O4iC9l O4t
seller Noven. Der; 81 OFT seller Decem-
Der; 81 Oh seller year; rejected 93c; No. 3
81 O29l O24. CONDUIT, weak and
lower 43c cash; 42s@424c seller Novem-
Der; 403c seller year. rejected 4l3c. Oats
In fair demand but At lower rates. 24ic
c4sr; 235c seller December. Barley
Dali a.d prices q shade lower a. 5S3c.
Pork-Irregulsr, options higher and
cash lower; new S13 IL cash; 81 100
II IS seller November; Sl2 423@l2 40
seller Decent Der and year; sl2 6O(G IL ga
seller January. Lsrd-EsSer bat not
quotaby lower; s. O5@8 10 cash; So OF!
seller December and year; IS lOG8 lZ9
seller January. Bulk Mests-Dull, weak
and lower; shoulders SIC; short rib 6tci
short clear 9!c. Wni8ky-Dull and
lower AT 81 06.
TOLEDO, November 3.-Flour-Quiet
Wheat Closed steady; No. white Mich.
igan 81 28t; extra white Mlchisan 81 81
amber MichIgsn spot, seller November
and December 81 2S!; No. red winter
81 30 hid; 81 81 asked; No. do. spot,
seller November and December s. II;
No. 3 red Wabash 81 IS; Ne. spring
SIP Coru-Cosed dull; high mixed
cash 48c; new 463c; No. 2, cash 474c;
new 45Bc; seler Nov ber 41c rejected
468c. Oats-Quict; No. 2, c 81 264ci
No. white 274c; rejected 27tc. Clover
Seed-Prme 20 90.
NEW YORK, November 3.-Dry Goods
business light with packing houses
iobblug trade quiet. Brown sheetings
and low grade cotton flaunels in fair de-
mand. Beachcd sheetings and prints
quiet IN agents hands. Ginghams and
cotton dress goods in steady request
Mems ear woolens quiet. Foreign
goods dull
MILWAUKEE, November 3.-FIour-
Quiet and dropping Whest-FIrmer;
No. Milwaukee 81 10; hard 81 -; No. 2
81 O73; seller November 81 0jh seller
d ceuiber II O4J; No. 81 o. Corn
Weaker; No 2 49,. Oat,-W Weaker; No.
, 24f, Kye-Firm; No. 55c. Bar
loy-Firmer and iairly active No. >
spring 6l3@G2c. Provisions Inactive
aud firm.
PITTSBURGH, November 3.-Petrole-
um-Q net; c-udo 81 20 st Parker's for
Immediate shipment; refined l34Gl3IC
Tor PhI.4delphis delivery.
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Leaf Tobacco Market.
LOUISVILLE, November 2,

The receipts and sales for the past
thirty days were light the bulk Of Inc
oAerings being common, nondescrlpt 10
bscco. There were, however, some good
nllery iug. and leaf, which were taken
rasdiy by manufacturers at sn advance
a. orr-hal to tbree-tourths OF cent over
last mont ., pr cs,. 49,
VI rich export leaf there was but little
on the market.
A few hhds OF new tobacco have 6een
received, but not enough TO serve as 3
criterion, either as regards the suslty OF
the crop or the prices which 1t Is Hkeiy
to command, though, from reports, 1t Is
unquestionabIy very fine as well as
l rge crop, and o doubt will sell st ress
enable prices.
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symptoms Of a Diseased Liver.
NAIN in the right side, under the
edge of the ribs, increases on pres
sure sometimes the pain is in the left
side; the patient is rarely able to lie
on the left side; sometimes the pain
is felt under the shoulder-bl and
it frequently extends to the top of
the shoulder, and is sometimes mis-
taken for a rheumatism in the arm.
The stomach is affected with loss of
appetite and Sickness; the bowels in
general are costivc, sometimes alter
native with lax; the head is troubled
with pain, accompanied with dull,
heavy sensation in the back part,
creisgenera,ly aconsiderablelo loss
cfmemory, accompanied apain-
f.l sensation Of having left undone
something which ought to have been
done. A slight, dry cough is some
times an attendant. The patient
complains ofweariness and debility;
he is easily startled, his feet are cold
or burning, and he complains of a
prickly sensation Of the skin; his
spirits are low; and although he is
satisfied that exercise would be bene-
fetal to him, yet he can scarcely
summon up fortitude enough to try
it. In fact, he distrusts every REM
edy. Several Of the above symp-
.oms attend the disease, but cases
have occurred where few OF them ex-
listed, yet examination Of the body,
after death, has shown the LIVER to
have been extensively dcranged.
AGUE AND FEVER.
DR.. c. McLANE'S LIVER Pills,
IN CASES or AGUE AND IEyER, when
taken with Quiuinc, arc productive
ofthe most hapPyrcsults. No better
cathartic can be used, preparatory
10, or after taking Quia!~e. NI
would advise al who arc aLliC.ci
with this disco to CIV t'cm :
FAIR TRIAL.
For all Biliou5 arrangements, I'D
IS simple purCoi"c, they ~ "
equalcd.
BEWARE OF i-EITAT!n-s.
The genuine II {. M.Lt%L )
LIVER Pills arc never sug4r ,oa.cL
Every box hes rcd Wax seal On
the lid, with t. Impression De-
AicLANE'S LIVER Pills.
The genuine M!LANE'S LIVER
PILLS bear the signatures of G.
McLANE and FLEMNG Bros. Du the
wrappers.
aa~ Insist on your druggist or
storekeeper giving You the genuine
DR.. c. McLANE 5 LIVER PINS, pre-
pared by Fleming Bros, Pittsburgh,
Pa.
Sold by all respectable druggists
and country storekeepers generally.
To those wishing to give Da. c. McLASr's
LrvIR Pills trial, we will mail post paid 10 any
part Of the United ststss. one box Of Pills fol
twenty-five cents
FLEMING BROS. Pittsburgh. Pa.
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m Y GIRL.
JOHN S ADAMS.

JUN . SbAhS"
\ little corner with its crib,
A little mug, n spoon, DID,
A little tooth SO early white.
A little rubber ring to bite,
IL.
A lite plate all lettered round,
a little rattle TO r. sound,
a little creeping-see! she stands!
A little step 'twlxt Outstretched hands
III.
A little doll with fiaxon hair.
a little willow rOcking-chair,
A little dress OirChtSt hue,
A little pair of CATERS blue.
".
A little school day after day,
A little schOo ma'am to OBEY,
a little study-SOon It's past,
A little graduate at last.
A little mutf tor winter weather,
A little jockey hat and feather,
a mites elk with funny pockets,
n little cham "A ring and lockets.
VI.
A Ii tie while TO dance and bow,
A little escort home ward now,
n little party, somewhat late,
A little lingering at the gate.
VII.
A little walk in leaty June,
A little TX while SHINES tie moon,
A lirtle reference 10 papa,
a little p aiming with mama.
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LG NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
ioK.sALE
FOR SALE,

L1IGHTY CHOICE BUILDING LOTS On
u Wheeling Island; price from 500 10
$50 each. Only ons-sixth OF the purchase
money required in cash. The residue may
De paid annually IN hVe equal install.
ments, with interest. Apply 10
JOHN p. GILCHRISI,
Oc.JUn AT Top Nil.
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FItTaordi mary -'ni Annual Drawing,
Tu,sdty. Dec. II, lS77. IT, kets, so, Suares
% proportion. Capita. Prize, $1,000; 2nd
tapIaI Pre-, s. ,OUp
SJ-2 jHUdi trIDul'd iu prizes 81 di1eTen
determinations Drawings -upeTintended
..y General 6. !. BcaUTegaTd Oi ! a., am
,.u.ral j bal A Early, of "a, Comm -
missioner, tor the state nd people. FoT
ulaImatiuu, apply Ia tn, m or 81. a. UAU-
'iI ., buK by1, New orleans, La.
,cfga W'gy
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VAN NORMAN lNSIITuIE.

BOUNDED 1857, $40 WEST 5STH STREET,
L New York &C -ntTal Park Family and
Day School for Young Ladies' Special
advantages ior conversations French and
German Re-opentug sept q, 1877.
Ut and Nadine ' An NORMAN, Prin.
sipals. asssssT- TsSs
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OMAN.

Bv an immense practice. extending through =
period II year, having within that time treated
many thousand r,-o- ~ i.p-c III eases peculiar
10 woman, | have been enabled n pcr'cc'
most potent ami agreeable medicine that W'".
the Indications .,u'-i hv mat c.I-- ~ t.r-
eases with positive certainty and cNHc-uc.s.
To designate this natural specific compound,
| have named u
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Dr.PierCe'S FaYOrite Prescription.

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GUARANTEE. ~ beneficial erect Is not
CNucrierceI hr tie time 'Eu-tLtgl- u The con
tr',s II the h0',lc are u.oI. ! ~. IN return =
the bottle tvp-'f.rt. - the medicine having
been taken arcnr.lir., u directions ami the case
I..uy one fIr which I recommend ~ prnu,..~
refund the money paid for b. Had I not he
most perfect c0ufde. CO m - virtue. could not
offer !, ., DO under tA".o ro-i..'ru.. On. hgy-
n.s U.S., ", 49,. ,ccI ,.arrantcd aud
Es5aSsS '' and i" my 5' noae S'' On III
The following arc among Hose a.,ca,e. in
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-05

~.ruleuviIlr a .U.uIuOuatlpa cav Is
B..a..- - . Il. Bridgeport at i:lj, anu
s--!v-, A. ~tr4rrnvIile Al + .H r. ~.
Leave, SteubrpviU at 7I5 a. m, arrive
:, BuIg-pOrr b.. $50 a. IN.
Special Au...un HuOn trains ieaNt
B. .rr al SO a, IL, and l2Al = M,
s-I.-gDrt o4ra. IA. and 10 p. N arrive
yV,r.., FERN, at $50 a. IN. ami 1910 ?.
70. Ealw,ug leave Martins Ferry
UEL-l.. ANA S:3I p. m; Bridgeport II 80
4 ..aud $50 p. IN; arrive at BcAaire "a,
=. It.g.. .uH - p. m.
hcserst. al arincIpu points III the
81. aud IVES. AN be procured al the
Ulo1 roSel u..ce III McLure House, ana
stnnstt.I au III bridgeport.
+. K. MYERS,
-sg deer. ,'a->enger & TickcJ Agept.
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affecting gegister.
FERNS, by Mail, IN Advance.
DAILY REGISTER

DAILY REGISTER
ch7 :! eaf....".....Ss w Three months IS. W
SIX mont uS........ " One month. IS
TRI-W EEkLY RE9lSTE6.
published every tuesday, Thursday and
saturday.
one copy, yr...Si w Ono COPy,6 IuOs.S2 W
EEHIH REGISTER.
one copy, yT...Sl al six copies, yrs 80
One copy, + mos i % Ten copies yr. IL w
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SALT ! SALT !

NLEAR GROUND ALUM SALT, IN
\ bags, fNr sale iOw.
..l- LIST, DAVENPORT & PARKS.
4 SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY r. WIN
\ Fortune. IN GIund lIHW ny,
-. a; New Orleans, Tucsdav, Noy. 9th
ouISIana state Tot cry Company.
This Institution Was regularly incOr-
Grated bv the Legislature OF the State
rr educational aud charitable purpose
% l,GS, with "A Capital ufS $500, To which
mas since added "A reserve fund of $50,
BE-. It's grand single Number Drawings
sd / take place monthly. IL nercT ScdieI o.
upSiyOneS. Look at the fOll lowing scheme I:
CNPiTNL PRIZE $4,000.
10000 Tickets ut Two Dollar each.
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GovxRNMEyTs- Steady
RAILROAD BoNDS-Quiet.


STATE BoEDS-Qu'cL.
.SToCKs-Tbe stock market during the
day c,,ssd firm At AZ advance OF tG1l
per cent. There WAS, however, 1T the
ciCse fractional reaction IN few i'll
s'ance., The Transactions aggregated
$4,000 shares, Of when , 900 were Err"
- 900 Lake Shore, 5000 Northwestern,
5000 st. Paul, ana 900 Western UaIon.
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~ VIII WPWsVV"s
600 Tickets ut TWO Dollar each
APPRoxIMATIoN PRIZES.

= Approximation Prizes OF 500. 400
2OO.... ~
To-. ~
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81 Prizes, amounting tO-............ 81 ~, 40
Write Tor circulars or Senn orders to
NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
+. .. Box 49,, New Orleans, La.
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. Fragrant Breath ana pearIy Teeth

SPALDING'S Glue is useful in every
house
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Pittsburgh, Cincinnati and St, Louis
Railway.

DAN.HANDLE ROUTE. CONtEN SD
] time tab OF through and local trains,
Jane e., lN.1:
GuING WEST.
so 6Nolu Nu". No
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- -,nos al all stations between
So snd Cumoert"nIS;b s Sgi rs Si snS
aif" Stations between "Nee''"H anu
atom -poUND TRAINS.
no. : ,NO.2". No. 10
iaily. daily.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1877-01-19
Miraculous Escape.

A Denverite named Wolfe Lonnoner. re-
Gently returned from an eastern trip, i'm
parted to the reporter of the Rocky Mountain
News the following incident of his Journey {:
lie was on his way west, on a train on the
chicago and Alton Railroad, on the night of
the 9th inst, and had berth on the sleeping
car, all unconscious of danger, when the
conductor awoke him and asked him to come
out and see how narrowly be had escaped
perdition. Wolfe followed him and found
the train standing on the bridge that crossed
the Mississippi at Louisiana, Mo. They led
him to the front of the engine, and there,
several hundred feet from the shore. was
yawning chasm over a hundred feet wide.
The river had undermined the third pier
from the shore, and still some distance from
the draw, and it had gone down, carrying a
whole section of the bridge with it. The
time of night was 11:45, and the freight
crossed safely at IL. The engineer gave the
accustomed three whistles as he approached
the bridge, and the position of the signal
lights showed that the draw was shut. The
engineer whose name is Pc Mcnamara, said
that as he approached the bridge he was
seized with strong presentiment that all
was not right He could see no signal from
the watchman always kept on duty at the
bridge, and proceeded very slowly. All at
ence, and he could not tell why he did it,
the engineer reversed the engine and stopped
his train. He got off to look ahead, and
found the pilot within two feet of the yawn-
ing chasm. Another turn of the wheels and
he never would have lived to tell the story,
nor in all probability any of the hundred or
more passenges in the FIVE coaches, which
would have inevitably plunged into the
roaring torrent fifty feet below. 1t seems
the watchman, who had passed over the
bridge after the freight passed, had gone on
spree and was found drunk in the city
The train was delayed until the next morn.
ing, and the passengers transferred.
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A Happy Couple.

A man should always be little older, a
little braver, and little stronger, and little
more in love with her than she is with him.
A woman should always be little younger,
and u little more considerate than her hus-
band. He should bestow upon her all his
worldly goods, and she should take good
care of them. He may owe her every care
and tenderness that affection can prompt :,
but pecuniary Indebtedness to her will be-
come burden. Better live on a crust that
he earns than on a fortune that she has
brought to him.
Neither must be jealous, nor give the 9TH
or cause for jealousy. Neither must encour-
age sentimental friendships with the oppo-
site sex. Perfect confidence in each other,
and reticence concerning their: mutual al
fairs, even to members Of their own families
is a first necessity
A wife should dress herself becomingly
whenever she expects to meet her husbands
eye. The man should not grow slovenly
even at home. Fault-fnding. long argu-
ments, or seedlings, end the happiness that
begins in kisses and love-making. Sisters
and brothers may quarrel and "make up"
Lovers are lovers no longer after disturban-
ces occur, and married people who are not
lovers are bound by red hot chains. If a
man admires his wife most in striped calico
she is silly not to wear it.
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4 MINISTER'S MISrAKE.-Sume clerical
blundero are at once pardouahle and anu
sing, but Others at times are hard to endure.
A psri,hion,r who nev,r went through a
summer without complaining bitterly of
the heat much TO the annoyance of his
friends, at least took sick and died. His pas
tor was absent at the time ani did not hear
OF the sad event On his return he met the
son of the deceased, and uswttingly in
quired, saying, "Well. my friend how does
your father bear the heat " Imagine
his surprise at being told that the father
had been dead two months, and his bewilder,
ment when the hope was expressed that the
place TO which he had gone was not noted
for the height of its temperature.
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Habits of Her0ns.

An interesting article on the habits of
the herons of South America, by w. H.
Hudson, appears in the Proceedings of the
geological Society in London. Some one
has affirmed that mysterious light eme-
mates from the heron's bosom when it fishes
in the dark. He thinks that this may have
some foundation. He has satisfied himself
thtr the Ardea c0cOi possesses as keen a WIS.,
ion by day as any birds except the raptorial
Kinds. The streams on the level pa.npas
are - muddy that fish two inches below
IN. ur!acc is invisible to the human eve :
y, in these thick waters the herons fish by
night and by day. at the eye is adapted to
SIC % well in the day, how can it see so
vel at night, and under such unfayorabls
circumstances, without some such extrane-
ous aid to vision as the attributed luminos-
ity?
y wonderful case Of protective mimicr
in the case Of the variegated heron is narrs
ted by Mr.. Hudson. When pursued
perchcs erect on a reed, the head and nx
erect, with no perceptible curve or inequd
ty in a front view, but the whole bird isl
exact counterpart of a str"ight tapeHn
rush; "the loose plumage a. anged - \
inequalities, the wings pressed into thd ) \
low sides, made it impossible to see H
tho body ended and the neck began, ~ III
distinguish head from neck or beak M
head. This was, of course, front VI n
| and the entire underestimate of the / N
was thus displayed, all of a uniform III
yellow like that of faded rush. OnS AA
cling the head down till it touched the y Win
it few back to its former position like asal
spring, though the experiment was frequd \
ly repeated. Its eyes appeared 'ali ths u III
rigid and unwinking, like those Of q II
ture in fit" When he stepped aro 4
see its striped back and broad dark. yrs0k
sides, it would always present its fsN L
view. "His motions on the perch\ n
turned slowly or quickly around, still\ \
ing the edge Of the blade-like body
me, corresponded so exactly with my
that almost doubted that moved at a. !
-EditOr's Scientific Record in Harpers Mao
zine for December
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Earnestness does not always move with
clatter. There are things in this world
which are quite AS pleasant and edifying as
the rub-a-dub- of snare drum. l.
fact this kind of melody is not generally
the highest style of music. Have you never
known man busting and ofiicous, and
clamorous and loud, but who did not weigh
heavy after ala thing very well understood
by every one except just the man who might
have profitted by that piece of information
And have YOU never known a man. quiet,
unostentatious aud faithful, and who was "A
perpetual blessing, a golden man, deep.
souled and true, whose memory fingered
long after he WAS gone. like light upon the
hills after Il gorgeous sunset? The shallow
stream rattles in its course but when it il
met and drowned by the maje-t c tides roll
ling in from the seas, there is silence on the
hills. In the great tide there is the power
of more than hundred rivulets; vet ii>
coming is almost rs quiet as the celestiaI
forces tn bring it. The tide flows down.
and shallow grows the stream. and agaip the
empty clattering goes Gu. And this j. what
we wish 10 say, that things mos, potent, al
though denionStrstive, ~ indeed they must
be irJG, their effects. are nece--srly noisy,
A strong anc earliest life neal MT make
what people are in the habit at calling "a
fuss II is better TO be known hy the lead
that strikes than by the bang oi ;hc gun that
! SCI d, it
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MISS FLIP AT THE CENTENNIAL.

oh, Miss Flip of New York city, lately went to see
the show
That's held in Philadelphia this season as you
know
And tho Thugs that d.mse saw and heard, the
things she learned and felt,
Would I'll an anchorlte with Joy, or heart Of Nero
melt.
heard her tell her dearest friend about 1t all one
dav,
And beg to tell the story in her own sweet girlish
way:
'I saw, oh, Rosy lots of things The trip was oh
so fine
wore my ecru polonalse with white embroidered
The lovelicst machinery so grand, you know and
then
Twas fun to see them working it-those lovely dirty
men.
My cavalier went wild with rage because watched
them so;
These nobby fellows always are so Jealous, dear,
you know
The fine art gallery they say, Is nice as 1t be:
But really there was such crowd | didn't try to
SEQ.
m the Japanese department bought me such a
wonder how they ever learned to make things In
Japan.
And, oh the way rushed around on foot dear,
and on chairs.
Was fearful, for In such place most everybody
stares.
didn't mind because it's only every hundred
wears
Centennials come. and no one cares how Just one
girl appears
so uncle said) But one can't help ones feelings,
after all.
When ones feathers all get limpsy and ones puns
get squeezed so small.
But 1t really Is, when all is done, satisfaction,
dear
To have been at the centennial, and not seem green
and queer.
And then the silks and flowers, and lovely lace OH
my.
They make you mind. because, you see, they are
awful hard TO buy.
To see them does expand the mind, and give you
new ideas
I'm going to copy me dress that's shown by
Madame Speers?
I'm going to get bonnet too, made Just like one
saw
perfect.darllng Just mass OF roses lace, and
straw.
I saw a real live Turk one day (but didn't like to
lOOkD
All dressed In sword and trowsers, like picture in
book.
You needn't go abroad they say, for all the world is
there:
And really do feel as II I'd been most everywhere.
There's everything on earth too-such Jewelry and
lace,
must say the centennial is Just the sweetest place.
went to the Trois Freres, and had oh lsuch love-
ly time
With Mr. r and Harry B. who really turns out
prime.
such lovely cream although they charge outrage
Ously, they say
Which doesn't matter much to girls, as we don't
have TO pay.
Oh, mercy on us, must go. But I'm glad I've seen
the show,
And told you all about It, and the things you ought
to know"
-Harpers Bdzar
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1877-01-19

You have seen man in the crowded as
sembly, says Burdette, of the Burlington
Hdwkeye, grave, earnest looking man,
with the stamp of genius and the lines of
lofty aspiration and noble impulse on his
lace, suddenly spring from his seat with the
pallor of heart pain lighting his face with
It's ghsst.y glare, while he hastens from the
curious gances that are bent upon him, in
to the plying shadow of the silent night.
And bitter, cynical smile curves your lips
when you hear your wife pity him, for you
know, from sad, heart-breaking experience,
that man who fastens the after-end OF his
suspender with apin has no business to
lean back on his chair.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1877-01-19

CAN ASrATE GET DRUNK.-A few years
ago the State attorney of mort hern county
in Vermont, although man of great legal
ability, was very fond of the bottle. On
one occasion ap important criminal case
was called on by the clerk but the attor-
ney, with owl-like gravity, kept his chair,
being, in fact, not fairly able to stand on
his feet. "Mr. Attorney, is the State ready
to proceedH" said the e.-Yes-hic-no
your honor, stammered the lawyer; the
lawyer; the State-is not-in a state to try
this case to-day the State, your honor, is
drunk