Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-03-10
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

The area of Idaho in square miles
is sc, ,294.
He has hard work who has moth
ing to do.
The Mississippi is very inquisi-
tive; always running to sea.
A volume of smoke--a new book
on tobacco. This is not puff.
This world is altogether too full
of eleven ounces to the pound.
DR. Aver, the great pill maker. is
insane. His income is 50, 900 Ia day.
Ifa man asks you for the loan of
five dollars these times, tell him its
LeBt.
Democratic lament at may be
dourl for years and it may be for
ever"
1t is said that a good wife is a
good thing; but a bad husband
beats her.
ANY Tennessee preacher who
doesn't chew tobacco has Q hard time
getting an appointment.
One of Elizabeth Cady Stanton's
daughters has begun the study of
medicine in New York City.
The Cleveland Plaindealer says
that the best red Democratic organ
in the country is Cronin's nose.
From recent exposures it seems
that honesty is not one Of the best
policies of insurance companies.
One of the advantages of being
Welshman is to know how to pro-
nounce such words as cwmtillery,
Dduw. Gwilyn, ebbw. cwrw. etc.
Bob Farrell. an old resident of
Nevada City, Cal, was found dead
in O chair in his room recently
He had been in i'll health for
many months.
Miss Imogene Reed, OF Baltimore,
who was married recently to Mr..
Edgeworth Bird, received q check
of $3.50. 900 as wedding present
from her father.
Mrs. Oliver, the woman who
threatened to sue Cameron for
breach of promise, is a granddaugh-
ter Of Commodore Stewart of the
frigate Constitution.
"How much did he leave?" in
quired gentleman of q friend, on
learning Of the death of a wealthy
citizen. Everything" responded
the truthful man, che didn't take a
dollar with him."
Pettengill says the first "Return-
ing Board" Of which he has any re-
collection was a shingle 10 the hands
of his father. The three-father,
son and shingie used TO hold freque ut
committee meetings a the back shed,
but the returns came in SO swiftly
that fair count was impracticable.
The new twenty dollar pieces,
being coined, are said to be thicker
than the old ones. This will work
hardship to us once a week, while
In the act of paying off, as each piece
VIII have to be counted separately.
precluding the old convenience of
Stacking Austin Reveille.
Forty.seven sentimental young
Idiots in Los Angeles, California,
paid S3 each to be vaccinated with
the virus from the arm of popular
belle. The first one used it all up,
but the other forty.si didn't know
the difference, and took the enter
prising doctors word for it.
There's old John Bull who rules across the
And Ole Bull who plays upon the nddle,
ana sitting Bull, Of whom we all have heard.
ANA stock Job Bull. who solves the stock
job riddle;
And with the Bulls of various kinds
were wondering and surprising
I which one Of all these different Bulls
s father Of '' Bull dozing."
She was complaining that she
never began to put his dinner before
him on the table but she felt that the
sword of Democles was hanging over
her, and that the las. thin, despairing
thread OF her welded life was likely
to be snapped, aud the sword-"Oh,
Damocles" said he "give me the
beef stew"
A Charleston girl wagered young
man kiss that Tilden would be
elected On the morning of the sth
OF November he called and paid the
debt; on the 9th he called and took
1t back. That evening she paid the
debt. Next morning she took it back
and he paid; then she paid and he
paid, and so they have been kept
busy by the contradictory dispatches
ever since.
Job printing of all kinds neatly
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