, 1877-10-23

dead
This mem'rles Of happy life nom past.
cnicAso. Oct. 10. 1s77. W. c., IN
AN OLD LADY ON TIE TRAIN.
Etokuk Consttsaston-
There WAS nAryous. ndgety sort Of lady On
The X. Il D. II. passenger train coming east the
other day, and ss the cars pulled up TO Monroe
she discovered lot Of collins on tbs platform.
ehe hul been imagining ali kinds OF disastefs on
tho var from, Des Atohcs; had aeenherse1f torn
tn pteccA, the remnants collected aud buried,
md llsd suffered enough real agony to carry her
through batf.tlozen railroad accidcnte The
Fight Of the cotI1ns was the last straw Which
broke the baek Of tie camcl-hcr shawl she
wore, and shc resolved that II she didn't say
something sle should die Leaning oyer she
iront by tho ar1n:
"Yo,Ing man, what afe ali thoec collins forl"
she asked. ....
orlcrs. 80 he replied briefly:
=" Yes, bit what do they have 80 many forl''
!" Unhealthy countrY-lots Of doctors," said
sYou ami dccetrs me, young man." ss,l
The female tn hysterteal tones, "thcre has been
an accident"
Tie drummer nodded.
.An,i lots of people have bcen killed."
"And plenty torn to pieces maybe beyoud
tccoCuilton'"
Nod number three. .. ..
ANY good Eraslonsf and some burned sto
death and their scnlalns gathered up In 4 SCOOP
Another bob OF the druulmcr's lead.
before she asked the next question she pre-
parrt1 TO fxfnt.
"Oh, ny, 1 feel-fscl-so weak. When did
"Aln'ut ten ycass aeo," said the drummer as
he started for ihe smok3nK-c car.
The blatlc Of jack knife whsch has atiI spring,
and made Wild c1aw for tho conductor who
was passing. she caught him.. She held him.
asked what they wcrc to be u.r1 fos. There Ia
only Cue auswcr to that question. The one the
drummer Have, and the conductor responded in
like fnnnEcr. ,..
"ll'crs, hss been an accident on this road. "satd
the excited female.
conductor.
"fuu arc surce"
"ucaal 4nre.h
"I,ut ones liable to happenr'
ut might i,appcn 70 the next tsxtn behind
ua."
"9h! thank hesven1 am just ahead Of the
Aud she fell on the conductors neck mad
NcnL, RnH lllG nlAhIlHE lc1Q# LnnUE1t HC
would rather stand seventeen collisions and 9
luw.up than to pass through the gtnlles and
sniekers Of the rest Of tho passengers.
TIE EonRoRs or BOSTON WATER.
4Stee fark GfapAfc.
"prof. Rctnsch. having carefully tested the
water used by the Bostonlans, says the micro
keopc reveals the existence Of fourteen distinct
aamals in l}os.on uateE, belonging TO the fol-
luwlng order: Khazopoda, lohcza itnobryina,
pcric'nla, rosIfcrp, cntomostsaca, cladocesn, and
lnalacostraca.h
T1s was at q confessional experience meeting
| ot profcsscd Nostou drunkardh. stYea," said
| tho llrst speaker. who clung totteHng to the
| tpck Of his sent, !" conId laro reformed but
tor tho diabolcal Rhlzopoda In the water of
| lsoston. Every swalow took sent hundreds
rcyc1ed tu my entrAls. They pcFmtated u
every nook and Granny Of my being. They
snade my life t1uent nnd drove mo again to
r1lln:"
another red-nosed, ragged obtect. "valn!y
| tried 10 reform. V2inly essayed cold wafer.
With uyfiatls OF Lobcza In every drop. pouring
! In horlcs through the diaphragm md riotinE In
inx vi the tissues, could avohl the temporary
relief Afforded bJ Tumf could not. and hero
] am" ..
l
while dclir!nm e'arcd In his eJe- 'The devils
| OF Dinotryina arc In nc even now. feel them
iu every nerve like consuming fire. Gin, gin.
give mo Gtnl" and ho rushed bowling from the
" Five yeara Ago." said the fourth speaker.
VI swnre never TO touch anuther drop Of IiqnoE.
That very day for the tlrst time ! swailowcd .
t: & :%sst .ss; i ssshsi y fssfs sy aa
nor bY night ias that llotifcra within nc ccas I'd
lis rotations. Sometimes be = ia my head,
sometimes IN nv heels. Whisky alons vii!
quiet hts rotations md my mtserv."
'" II ths Prohitdtiontsts," said tho nezt party,
"cau prohibit Pertc,,psa snd Entomostracxs, let
'em try IL on me- IN their victim"
"Anl have the Cla1oeesss," ssld smother.
when every dranght bfiuge new army OF such
monsters to devR4tatc one's innAris|n
The last man saul: "Stinc il the Malacostttca,
FROM Boston water. n!slodge htm ! cannoe.
vhooae between The agony Of the AialasossFssas
lev"uriug mt aud drunkenness"
Then they vent on a! together to foraorn'
locking saooa aud a. tasy auaIHa u r. o.,
snti.i.ohe1a cocEtallt :" asome periciiniA snti
dote from tho tuE ia ths oornsr theses" ',!ats
mostraca punch extrr1niustor!" " "1i1n.1ae sum
Ctalosc5ssi" e % "QuiA, harkeeper, @ ZONE eiui
The Ma!aeostracaa inside o mo are Mt!n' like
| thunder" F.A,
FAPAI. ERYsIPELAS.
The Lo,,don 1Fosld tells Why the Pope dis
ntsyed Ills old physician, Dr.. Pcllass!to. Il
says; "Ons morning the Pope, feeling goot
.leal Of sorrness Oh one of his shoulders, drew
l'ellacallo's attention to It, Tho Doctor looked
Ut the place, recognized the presence Of int'aln
nation, jumped at tl!s conclusion taat erysipe
las hx4! sct in, and loft tho Vatican, eonyncet
that The days OF Plus IL. were numbered
Crossing the Irtiga ot St. Angelo. hs me. u
correspondent Of INC !tazA'tst, on BIC way to th'
Vatican In search Ut material How Il III,
Holy Father this u.nrnnRi' be inquired. Tt,e
doctor shook his head, aiid pronounced the ~nrt
| Ii hen hia mn il