The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-07-24
NEWS AND NOTES.

old topers-Tod hunter.
Mosquitoes arc eagerly comparing
the camp-meeting advertisements.
Mrs. Grant is said to have al.
dressed Mr.. Gladstone as MIR. Black
stone"
-Muskmelons are in town, and the
doctors are having their night-bells put
in order.
Suppose that silver is at par with
gold What has that got to do with
the currant-xOrm?
When broker cheats his Gus
toners by trickery in stocks. he ought
to be put in the stocks himself
AT Atlantic CITY the hotel.kecp-
ers have engaged competent colorcd
man to roar when the surf don't.
-"Raising Geese" is the title Of an
editorial in the Pen aud How. 1t was
written by the editors mother.
There are in all six passes through
the Balkans. hut none Of them are
free Or complimentary ones.
1T has been decided that it is
libelOus 10 dun q man on postal.
card. And yet IFS dun every day in
the year.
of late years the mush and milk
restaurants, styled "dairies," have
sprung up everywhere like mush-
rooms.
Short straws and low counters
are making the tall young men Of
our hest society frightfully round
shoullered.
Gen. Grant uses the London
gold-box te keep his cigars in. and
it answers the purpose fully as we'll as
he expected.
When young lady is caught out
in shower sans umbrella, what does
she most anxiously look for. A rain
beau Of course.
The Troy Times accuses a man
in that city Of hugging a delusion.
Girls must be awful scarce or terribly
bashful in that vicinity.
notwithstanding that they call
Connecticut the "Land Of Steady
Habits" there's considerable of the
Old Haddam left in her yet.
English scientists hold seven diff:
eent theories regarding the late great
tidal wave. and it is probable that all
are incorrect. Nevertheless, let her
wave.
1t is an established medical fact that
vanilla ice cream causes a relaxation
Of the muscles and tenderness Of the
heart, while lemonade makes q girl
revengeful.
Mrs. Gaines has won her big law.
suit, but she has no offers Of marriage,
can't ride horse like Anna Dickin-
son. talk like Lucy Stone nor enjoy
snuff like Susan b.
Kate Claxton says there are very
few gentlemen among the newspaper
men of the country. We know it,
Kate; We know it. We suffer terrible
from lonesOmeness.
Bismarck has published card in
the Kissengen papersreques.ing people
not to watch him while on his way to
the bath. He was afraid they would
tie knots in his shirt.
Each day in turn serves to dis
sipate. one by one. the superstitions Of
antiquity, but there isn't enough time
marked down on the calender to suf.
fee to wean boy from the practice Of
splitting ON his bait before he attempts
to catch any fish.
A young fellow offered to bet the
principal Of a female seminary, who
was always boasting fthe proficiency
of the pupils in grammar. that not
one Of them would decline noun he
could name, and he named the insig-
ni6cant noun, husband.
They call the German 'cotilion" at
seaside hotels this year. because it
sounds higher toned and has an En-
ring about it. As rose is alleged,
like a cheese, to have the same per.
fume under any other name, 80 the
German is just as fascinating when
called the cotilion.
"A sad incident occurred recently |
in Spain. A young pobIeman, named
Lopez y Intelopez de las Casas de
Filatas y Aman de Cor, was yaichting
was his intended. It is one of his
particularities that he never responds
except when addressed by his full
name. His lady love fell overheard