Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-11-17
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overcoat.
The protraits Of oar greatest men
stamp beer barrels.
The Republicans call the Buckeye
State the blackeyc State.
The net debt of the six New Eng
land States is $3S,000,000.
Miles has the advantage of Mrs.
Potiphar. He captured Joseph
Earl Russell is so old and feeble
that he is lifted into and out of his
carriage.
Fashion note-Twenty four button
buckwheat cakes will be much worn
this winter.
An exchange alludes TO a boy who
was tossed by a bull as having "Tau-
rus trowsers.'
How can clergymen consistently
preach pure love when they invaria-
bly, marry for money!
The telegraph line being .on a
bust" explains the lack Of dispatches
in the New Northwest.
Bonaparte's favor.te idea was first
to destroy the enemy, and let the
map of Europe be subordinate.
Dan De guile: Is the Comstock
range cooking range! To man
in the lower levels it appears so.
Dan De Qnile Old Lunar Caustio
speaks of Darwin as: THAT self
constituted midwife of Mother L irt,.
A kiss by telephone is said to BE-
something like starting out for u clam
bake dinner and getting nothing but
fog.
1--WE have always loved you" says
Grant to the English. yes, and we
tan do it agaio!' says the Detroit
Free Press.
Cordciia Howard, the original Eva
in "Unele Toms CABIN is wife
and mother. OF course she couldn't
remain a child for Eva.
There's tiearth of news now. Not
a savings bank failure reported the
past three days. We have indeed
fallen upon dull season.
He sat in third story attic sing
ing "The Sweet Bye and Bye" in a
melancholy voice. Another board
bill stared him in the face.
Clara Louise Kellogg says it takes
her fully year to learn an opera, bur
then she gives herself dead away 10y
saying she knows and can sing forty
operas.
The New York Daily Republic has
has been changed to a weekly, 1t
was too bright to shine every day,
and the proprietors were under a
cloud.
St. Louis is Offering bets that the
first speech made by Col. Armstrong,
the new Senator, will he; "Mr. Presl-
dent, | move 10 lay this id thing
on the table"
The intimatlon that the President
would consider the election of Rice
an Endorsement of his policy, caused
the Republicans of Massachusetts, to
Rice up aud elect him.
1t appears like a grim joke putting
Alexander III. Stephens on the com
miitee on Weights aud Measure',
when he weighs and measures less
than any man in the House.
at | could only get elected cash
ier of savings bank solilnquiZed
an experienced thief, "blamed il |
wouldn't reform and be a better man,
and 90 to Europe in few months
with $4,000.
Our three-corucred government,
run by Democratic House, Re-
publican Senate, and It President OF
the "No Name series, is getting
along as well as can be expected
N. o. Picayune.
In Aleppo young lady places a
live coal in the hand of each OF her
lovers, aud the man who can endure
the pain longest takes the darling.
But you can bet yoCr basement dol
lar the live coal comes on the other
hand before week of married life
has passed.
Recorder Hackett jumped up in
New York the other day and said
that "any man who would believe
what the newspapers said was an
idiot, aud not fit to serve on n jury"
The Judge means we'll, but the power
of the press is so strong that he
cannot Hackett to pieces.