Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-02-15
Wit andHunOr
All the passions seek that which noar'
jshes them: fear loves tie idea Of danger.

All the passions seek that which nour-
jshes them; fear loves tie idea Of danger.
Now drink your hard cider, eat your
apples, and go to bed See star
spargle el. phans with gilt tails all
night.
The newest article made OF iron Is a
&c .st iron granomolner,.' not term ok
rrpr.ach. but q machine Tor darning
hose.
''If there's no moonlight, will you
meet me By 2as-light, dearest JuI'.?'
asked hc. mo, Augustus. won't!
I I'm no gas,meter' replied she.
| Dynasties may crumble. planets may
Ibe blotied out, George Washington 5 body
servant may eventually die, but 1t is fear
I'd the idiots who make Wheelbarrow
bets on the elections will exist forever.
Water, though we'll warmed, would
,quench, nevertheless, the fire that warmed
1T. Thus may the character of treacher-
lous person be described.
A Great deal has been written about
sisterly love, but you just find sister
who will give up rocking chair and
new dime novel to the best brother in the
world.
A New York church has the following
notice posted up: Anybody sticking
hills az .irst this church will be prosi-
cu,ed 'cording to law, or any other nui'
Isancc.''
No one is so miserable now, as the
young mau who has a g r! but po horse
and cntter-unless it be the one who has
a horse and gutter but no girl.
If it were not for experimentsi in science
nothing would ever be learned; at least
this WIS the opinion of tue Cheyenne man
who askc his wife to put her tongue to
cold mp-handle.
The New York HArald says Queen Vic
toria brought up h"r children on oatmeal.
and the BostRn Post suggests that the
Prince of Wales must htye taken his oats
wild
| An .rishma1, in giving his testimony
| in cour. in riot case, said. 1.-THE first
man l saw coming at me, when got up,
was two brick-bats."
! If we sheuld pray more for what we
want, and swear less because we don't
yet it, things might 90 easier.
"Ladies and gentlemen" said an Irish
manager to his audience of three, ''as
there is nobotiy here, I'll dismiss you all
the performance of this night will not be
performed, but will be repeated to-mor-
row evening.
From the following paragraph one
would think there is an intention 10 raise
tall stu lents out in Wisconsin. An eX-
chare &c says: ITS Board of Education has
resolved to erect building large enough
TO accommodate five hundr, d students,
three stories high"
Let Turks delight to howl and fight,
f,r its their nature to; let Bear and Lion
growl and bite, for madness made them
3d. But. Yankees, you should never let
your angry passions rise; don't quarrel;
trade, work hard, lie low, aud forward tho
supplies.
In England they tell hoY Sankey
walked up to grenadier, and, taking
him affectionately Dy the belt, SAID.
'Yourg man, likewise am d soldier,
soldier Of heaven" "Old 'un." return
ID the grenader, ~ ou're long way
from y9ur barracks, anyhow"
This is the time of year when the young
man with bundle of mixed candies sits
lin the cold extension room. waiting for
his sweetheart, while she stands "primp-
Iing' before the looking glass in her com-
Portable chamber for three-quarters of an
i hour, utterly obivious of the rich color
ling that the frost fiend is putting on her
Willie's nose.
A lady took her so,, of some five years,
to church. After the minister had ben
ipre ching about half an hour tie 1T 10
fellow grew sleepy a"d began to rod.
The mother aroused him into attention
several times by pushing. but as il SCI n'-
ed hopeless case she concluded to let
him sleep undis,urbed. After while tho
little fellow had his nap out, and saw
the minister holding forth. He looked
Iup in his mothers face and innocently
asaed, "Mo,her, is it tins Sunday night,
Iur next Sunday light ?"