New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1877-03-05
GENERAL NOTES.

Two convicts who loved the same woman
met in the Alabama state Prison One was 10 serve three
wears, the other 1--WE Long Term said TO Short Term
Don't court her till get OUT wait two years. give an
old convict a chance" Short Term said, " No" Then
Long struck short Term and nearly murdered nm
But they fighting unto DEAN over inc cHnces
Of the future their lazy far was having another Wooh
when short Term returned the hospital 70 his cell
Long Term had strange news 10 tel Alu' oHe Hd ii
ried the CnknOwn
81 do not wish to- live always, but | do
want To write for your paper 1t is my Owy aim in life
10 be a great writer want 10 be great l want your
advice on a few lines I send lave great intensity
(sie for travel will go anywhere and send back long
letters" peculiar appeal is this from TIE IRIBUHEs
the ow moot ana sleep by dav And sleepess h0ot nj
night simply because tnc night dl raw - DGtcp l0[
his sight And with trutl-she shlDeth out AZ nlSht
d. ST ~ Advice Don't he great. Whenever
the intensity tor travel" comes ON, take IMP 10 inc
kitchen.
The Rev. VIM. Kirkus, rector of the Church
Of t. Michael and All Angels Baltimore, made most
fcious address on "Wednesday TO the graduates OF the
College Of Physicians and Surgeons The mSericS OF
mankIud he said a certain extent the delight OF
the physician. Yes, be added, an abundant crop Vi
smallpox and scarlet Fever. OF injurious paVT c45
diphtheria bring grist TO his mllI ana eNeI o9 &
gr,t il his mill When the physician i called 10 WISH
lady IN robust health very - Win
OF bearing gentle illness Tor cOnsi9crtoN NC
out serious iulry-who indeed. would probably prefer
10 be- moderately i'll for a considerable ume-Weu' III
that case, who knows what phi is MADE OF
St. Louis has a sensational divorce suit, and
the sal OF dime novels has been suspended temporarily
The fair plaintiff Godng against GOlds talked ID TINS
wise last week: From this moment hope left me; despair
reigued supreme PandOra's box was opened again.
Ny life was 80 wreiched that was not happy for nye
minutes, day nlgEt-nO not even az hleh Ior coIlu
not sleep am now protected by God and the angels.
know God is my side. because pray 70 nm eEcdg
mght to support me IN III! xon sensitive or -.
Cailrd sensllNe plaht sLo Voc :, ,ra,d p, tbcr
be guoined than come here. If the choice had been
offered be gullOtined or come hcfe' "olu ha'o
barred my neck 10 the gullotlne.
As the Missouri Pacific train was leaving
Miers LANDING oil Feb. 10, naturalist who had been
browsing about IN the woods jumped on Tic PLATFORM
brandsing at the end Of "a stout wakingstick hornets
which supposed to be tenantless But IL was not
Soon after he had taken seat near the stove l9%
humming noise heard, and before uhc hest cOu "
thrown out OF the window the hornets We're Oh 1lG val
path Women snrleked men swOic, chiLute
lady sank the floor between the seats ana Des 10
closely wedged III and 50 agltated as 10 Dc uapo :"
IN ami opened the windows and the lssahlS HI' ~.
took fight bald-headed gentleman O!uhty tolu tio
uIred IN the Judgment.
English critics are wont to say that the only
dement, Of American wit is gross exaggeration' me III
miners eompanion-piece to Mayfars gloomy picture
Of "awlessness in the States" shows That EhSahu Is
importing hunor as well as beef from America. Every
candidate for the Presidency who fails 10 be elected Is
y medately executed the gardens OF tne CaptOl az
Washington The vcrdicTs of jures are SOd py paDiic
auction; the whole population OF Boston IL AT PTehhem
II "A
u The States; Congress has just passed Ia" PtoiiD
lag the OF teegraphs ali over the c0uhtrt tne
msye bill has been extended 10 tea ana coffee III con
sequence OF the alarming increase or afternoon te'
ana 800 steamers nave lately burst on INA, p,C %
Hudson River which connects the State on New OH
wh the Yosemite Valley through the Mamlnoth cave III
Kentucky"
The telephone played upon harp OF SIN
Gle string a thousand auditors in Chicago on FeD ~
was strung across the hall from gallery 10 gallery
and IN the middle a violin acted as s0und-Dox rhth
my reproducing every transmitted by the nam III
sumeut the stage which controlled by Proi l.. T.
Gray. Communication was opened with NIL" ana
l4e music turned there soon on Tap IN tiiCIso
- miles away "Tbe Last Rose Of SUMMER, 1aaKee
Doodc' Way Down upon the Suwanec RIVER, ny M
sweet b and By," Home, sweet Home, anu Ihc
Telephone Waltz" played, and the organ uS'S ns
distinctly heard by the audience. There was cLil ii
Hold the Fort but the telephone gave Iorth very
certain sounds. Tho professor apOOgetcly suREStSd
thal Tie range short for iie INSTRUMENTS Jul t
explanation Of Mr. MOOdys disciples ~ tle auH
ente seemed TO afford more general satlsr.ctloh nc o"u
Iai Milwaukee didn't know that time
Lieut. Col. A. G.. Bracket Of the I'd Cavalry
has sent Chicago Times reply to Bishop Whp-
PES Of the campaign against the Sioux, WHICH
Recently appeared In The TRIBUNE He thinks that the
Bishop blinded by prejudice; the few Sioux who have
been under the careful training Of missionaries at the
sanee Agency may be models OF department, but the
sOux never be civilized and Gen. Crook Is the true
missionary 10 the Indians 10 Is very well 10 listen 10
sandayschOo chants at the agencies, but u Is ah9ther
hhg 10 hight with the on The R0seyn anu Ihe
seelns ~ escaped the soldiers eye IL that IN
NAch h described the flight OF 400 Sloux VINO we're
concerned In the Minnesota OF 1904 ana Iheu
eHeut III British territory where they are I0" H'ns