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ILL FORMS OF Chronic DISEASE
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The WOrkingmen.

The revolt of the workingmen
which so recently assumed the
proportions Of civil war, has sub
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anarchy, and the business of the
country is going on as though no.
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labor question, out of which this
trouble arose, however, is not
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with proportions and interests too
mighty and important to be adjust
ed in an hour or a day. The unor-
gsnized masses who arose in their
blind zeal to better their condition,
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DYSP PSIA.
GASTRON.

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nerrous irritabHity Of literary and aIt
persons pursuing ~ sedcntary life, 10
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stomach Is restored TO health and the key
note Of the system sciU once more respond
tH the performance of tdbor.
Price, One Dollar, in large bottle, or
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"Money makes the mare go.'
So will a woman, if there is any go
in her.-Boston Post.
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Flint & Pere Marquette R. R.

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Leave Alpena daily, except Sunday, by Alpena
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BAY CITY.
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Detroit Toledo mail, 63Onm 90 n m
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whats the use of all this sacri-
flee of human life, this bloody
butchery of Turks and Russians ~
said a Philadelphia Quaker to a
Cincinnati hog merchant. 81 don't
know" replied the latter mourn
fully; ''pork isn't riz any that can
see."-Andrew's Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-29

Dogs must have been valuable
property in the days of the "Gold-
en- Fleas." @Rockland Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-29

Cherries ought to be healthy,
for a cherry gives stone to the
stomach. Whitehall Times.
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There is an undertaken in Chi
cago named Sim. This is rather
an appropriate name when we take
into consideration that "The wages
Of Sin is death" If it were not
for the deaths, Sim would not get
any wages at all.-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
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PROPRIETARY
nj DICIN ES
DIR. CHANDLER, F.R.S.A.,

Late Physician TO ST. Georges and 81. Bsrthoio-
news Hospitals. London. Curator to
ST. Ehzabeths, etc.
seorcL md ,npestigatiOn, and after the
practical application ia treGtnsentto thou
sands of pafiemts, Geo. Chandler, IN,
W. d., HOw presents 10 the dn,er'ca. PUB
copeyy aud property, the eHicacy OF tchici,
Is atiested Ia the rOim'ninous quantity or
testimonials, the unsolicited offerings pr
su1eriIig aud discouraged patients, rto
haze not only received relief aud beneft
from their continued use, bat hare been
radically cured of ailments and chronic
complaints, which have been adjndged by
tho most eminent physicians as hopsiess.
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A Frenchman, soliciting relief,
said very gravey, to his fair nearer {:
Ma'msella, / never beg, but dat
have you wife with several small
family, dat is growing very large
and Messing to make DER bread out
of but the perspiration of my
prow."-EX.
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A difficult lock to pick-one
from bald head.-Ex.
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A wicked man killed himself in
the lowest level of Nevada mine.
and the account says: "Thus his
alleged soul was saved over half a
mile of transportation. Elk.
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Not very useful in the long run
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You can detect counterfeit coin
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The man who does business on a
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Boston Bulletin.
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A Worcester man wonders how
bricklayers and their helpers get
along so amiably together "be-
cause some of them are Masons
and some Hold Fellows"
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Customer Ito a vender of water
melons, a dollar rather a
large price for a watermelon!"-
Vender-"You wouldn't think so,
mister, eff you'd sot on top of a
fence with a shotgun every night
for three weeks, a watching the
patch. Elk.
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First Black Hussar-"Dost thou
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Turkey is no chicken.-Ex.
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Disraeli has broad, massive jaws.
Boston Globe.
Married again, is he!-Louis-
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This lady and her daughter, as
everybody knows, spares no effort
to repair the ravages of time in
their faces, and are not always sue
cessfuL
81 saw Nine. E." says friend ;
show old and worn she looks"
eyes, poor woman. SLe is be-
ginning to look as old as her
daughter"
The following incident happened
in one of the public schools of this
city:
Teacher-"Deflne the word ex-
cavate."
Scholar--"It means to hollow
out"
Observation-Disclosures a sentence
in which the word is properly used"
Scholar-"The baby excavates
when it gets hurt" philadelphia
Bulletin.
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Turkey is no chicken.-Ex.
A tune that young ladies try t
catch-a million-air.
A difficult lock to pick-on,
from a bald head.-Ex.
Not very useful in the long rul
IA fat policeman.-Ex.
Better to have loved a short cir
than never to have a tall.
The man who does business on
large scale-the City Weigher.-
Boston Bulletin.
"Money makes the mare CO.
So will woman, if there is any 60
in her.-Boston Post.
Cherries ought to be healthy,
for a cherry gives stone to the
Whitehall Times.
Dogs must have been valuable
property in the days of the "Gold-
en- Fleas. "-Rockland Courier.
You can detect counterfeit coin
by putting it in water. If itswims
it is bad.-New Orleans Picayune.
Country papers mention the
death of Mr.. Briefly. So-Briety's
dead, is he !-Comercial Advertiser.
Mr.. Ham proposes to start a
weekly paper in Milledgeville,
Georgia. Itshould come out every
Fry-day.-Ex.
Disraeli has broad, massive jaws.
Boston Globe.
Married again, is he Louis
vile Courier Journal.
First Black Hussar-"Dost thou
see yon foeman advancing, com-
rade 2" Second Black Hussar-"I
dost." And they both dusted.-
New Orleans Times.
A Worcester man wonders how |
bricklayers and their helpers get
along so amiably together "be-
cause some of them are Masons
and some Hold Fellows"
A wicked man killed himself in
the lowest level of a Nevada mine,
and the account says: "Thus his
alleged soul was saved over half a
mile of transportation."-Ex.
Customer Ito vender of water
melons)-"Isn't a dollar rather
large price for a watermelonw-
Vender-"You wouldn't think so,
mister, eff you'd sot on top of
fence with shotgun every night
for three weeks, a watching the '
patch. Elk.
There is an undertaken in Chi
cago named Sim. This is rather
an appropriate name when we take
into consideration that "The wages
Of Sin is DEATH" If it were not
Tor the deaths, Sim would not get
my wages at all.-Philadelphia
Bulletin. Il
whats the use of all this sacri- O
ice of human life, this bloody =
Outchery of Turks and Russians 2" .
said a Philadelphia Quaker to y
Cincinnati hog merchant. 81 don't +
KNOW replied the latter mourn :
'ully; "pork isn't riz any that 1 can i,
zee" Andrews Bazaar. :
A Frenchman, soliciting relief, "
said very gravey, to his fair hearer: Il
Ma'msella, never beg, but dat / S
nave you wife with several small Il
amily, dat is growing very large Il
md Messing to make DER bread out b
If but the perspiration of my a
)row."-EX.
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