The New York herald., 1877-12-26
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Scamps are scamperlng.
oh, hang stockings, anyway.

Scamps are scamperlng
oh, hang stockings, anyway
Buffers brick gave some one a bat
No jokes explained alter the Ink is dry.
The railroad is the modern missionary
Mark TWAIN evidently overdid II this time.
Boys were yesterday running the scales on 6sh
horns
David DAVIS doesn't want anybody to hit him below
the belt
Probably the man who gets up church fair slows is
an austere man.
THIS morning thero are many converts to tho hard
up money theory.
Woo President Wheelor Is his homo In Watertown,
NY, spending the holidays.
Mrs General Sherman doesn't believe grape shot.
1t makes the enemy dance around too lively.
Mr. Beecher is going to start new heaven possibly
in order to compensate Tor the'Chicago Times.
Count de suzannet, Secretary of the French Lega-
tion at Washington, is at the Hotel Brunswick.
The Buffalo Express thinks that the best way to
help the temperance cause Is to stop being treated
That petrincd man must have been made stoao blind
py reading OF Gail Hamiltou's poems to Hayes
ConKling fights for party; Blanc for the proper
geographical balance between the North and the
South.
Whenever tramp goes into New Jersey town hc
tries TO ater tho Inhabitants by asking the way to
washington's Headquarters
Worcester Press "a green Christmas makes a fat
gout Tor then the succulent old shoe and oyster
are not hidden beneath the snow"
Senator Patterson lay In feeble condition during
yesterday He mad another attack OF vertigo last
evcning, which was relieved by opiates.
Wc entirely disagree with the Rochester Democrat
Kate Field does lovc wisely She says she loves
many OF US, but Will not marry any OF US
President Hayes has bought pair of gray horses.
You Soc they are neither white black aod so can.
not DO accused Of belonging either side In par
ticular.
Now YORK Commercial .-"ils there q he'll p asks
Canon Farrar. Well, Canon. Just you get home from
III, lodge about one A. NJ without latch kcy and see
Tor yourself"
To have cranbcrries plump and firm stew them for
twenty minutes allowing half cup Of water and two
cups OF sugar each quartof fruit DO not STIR thom
| while they cooking
Twenty ninth street boy telling another boy
yesterday, say. Johnny, Santa Claus is your fathor
and rnothern Has this secret leaked out at lest ?
| WHAT did you go ana tell for
Perhaps with the bcs, Intentions, but yet with In
discretion especially at this time OF the year, the
Burlington Hasoh Eye says that lager cures II
advice OF this kind everybody will be curing
| coIns
| London Fun" Browu-'oh, ! say, AIRY. seen
Jones laiciyS Ho Is cauon; buys up old pots and
| chairs and Smith-..Ksthotic, ch? Brown
.He's tnettic Is hep Perhaps he rs. dunno; thero's
! something the matter with him. ;"
| Interview with Bob mbs:-"Ycs. sir, am going
| to Paris 1t viii DO tho third Exposition that have
| attended in tnat city. attended the Exposition o
1855 as Scnator attended the Exposition In 1867
refugee and going to this as gentleman. y
Wicked Chicago Times:- .Sud accident in ST.
Louis Wnilc young lady Of tnat city was Mt work
on one OF the slippers intended as Christmas present
for her adorcr thcscanodng broke precpitating her
violently to the ground, and tho slipper wont down,
crushing two OF hor little sistcrs, whs chanced be
| playing under IT, to death"