The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-05-17

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A wesirfp aomaa having been
spolta II a. having oDe foot in the
grave, . cruel commentator remarks
sllets mBss he a Tx holo out there
somewhere
Mf Jones. YOU said you were con.
aecied with tie fine arts. do yoo mean
that Jon are a sculptor No, sir !
don, nealp, myself, bot furnish the
stone 10 ths meh thai does
Cleveland Young ladies write COM
monts On the margins 81 library novels
they read One emotional creature
writes, The pangs Of love is crate, j
have been there myself, 4
Wha. are You doing now, Alexis I
is,bs cable message daily received by
tic Grand Duke from bis wife. His in
variable reply is. just starting out Tor
divine service, aud viii send full par
ticulars by mail.
Caution oiten ayorts danger An
uptown man who heard burglars in the
bAsemen, the other night, woke up his
wife aud sent her down stairs for a
drink Of water, aud then crawled under
the bed and vast injured in the least.
"A very precise person, remarking
upon Shakespeare line. The good men
DO is on inferred with their bones,
carefully observed that this internent
can generally take place without
crowdipg the bones.
III Newcastle man at London res.
taurant had called for the bill. paid it,
aud was leaving, when tho waiter sug.
gested that the amount did not include
the waiter Al, said The man from the
North, bot IA didn't eat the waiter.
Iialf the fools 10 the United States
think they can beat the doctors at cur.
Ing the sick; two.thirds Of them are
sure they can beat the ministers
preaching the gospel and all Of them
know they can beat the editors running
tho newspapers.
There never was time when the
insurance business was so safe as it
now is All that a man wants to do
after be gets insured Is to die right
quick, before the company does. But
he doesn't want 10 be fooling around,
living aud having a good time.
They have curious way Of dccid.
ing lawsuits in siam. Both parties are
put under cold water, and the one stay.
Ing tie longest wins the suit IN this
country both parties are got into bot
water aud then kept there as long an
possible be result in the end is the
same.
..Thcy wae Aasbapd and wife, and
as they stood lbslae the Guards Mon
nment Ia Waterloo Place, she asked
What's that figure on top That's a
eoiessl 4 wonah who holds her
toHgae, he replied. She looked at him
sideways and then began planning how
10 make a peach pie with the stones IN
il for the benefit Of his sore tooth,
II happened TO be there, gentlemen
and possibly may be abe TO refresh
your memoties. Ihcreupon be pro.
oecdea d eifc succinct account of a
smart action What might have beeh
your rank sir asked the hotel Keeper
was private, About to depart next
day. Bio demanded bis BIN. Nota cent,
cir. not 4 cent. You're the very first
private | ever met
Spanish robbers are very polite.
An hngllshmap Was once aceosted on
loaely road by suilian Sir. said he,
yoa have ny coat on may trouble
you 81 Il The Euglishman drew q
pistol aai told the fellow be was mis-.
takeo Sir said the fobber, perceive
that ! am VIII You 90 me the honor
70 communicate your name. that may
fenember i ie NY prayers
1.-The merchant was touched with
be story aud was only too glad 10 re.
lievc fellow mortal n distress, So ~