Peninsular news and advertiser. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1872-1904, 1877-06-29
CIIIT-CHAT.

with us. CATO.
CIIIT-CHAT.
--stMy son, "said mother to little boy
four years old, 'whom above all others will
you wish to see when you pass into the spirit
world?" "Golahl" shouted the child, with
Joyous anticipation; "unles"' he quickly
added, there's bigger fellow there
For sale cheap, full blooded large
Attorney Bull two years old. Apply to
Frank Reedy, near Milford, Delaware.
NO." she replied, and she blushed
prettily as she slipped her number skies back
beneath her dress-'no donot wear so
i wear tw0s."
CANARY BIRDS, &c.-Fine assortment of
Bird Cages and Bird Feed (for soft bills and
others), also Canary Birds OF the best Ger
man breeds of my own raising. Prices low.
6-29-3t VIM II. SMooT South Milford.
GRANGE MEET1NG.-The next meeting
of Milford Grange will be held at the Resi-
dence of John j. Rosa, the master, on Sat-
urday July Stb at Z clock !? M. Every
member is requested to be present promptly
at the appointed hour. ]. j. Rosa, Master
The grasshopper to the farmer: "Don't
be fool and want to take your wheat to
that miller. I'll be your hopper"
HURRAH FOR THE FOURTH strangers
and others visiting Milford on the "FOurth"
are cordially invited to visit Shoots Excel
| sior House, South Milford, where all the lux
uries of the season and everything to crafty
the thinner man" may be found, such as
spring chickens, clam chOwder, oysters in
every style, terrapins, crabs, &c. Special
| preparations will be made to meet the re-
| quirements of the occasion. No pains spared
to please all. Prices very moderate.
The influence of great and classic
names still prevails. AS man puts on a
paper collarin the word "Romulus," "Co-
sar, "Delphian," empire" ''Sardanapa-
lus," he feels sense of Importance about
the throat, and when he takes his turn at
baking the buckwheat cakes and gives the
griddle an extra grease, trains of classical
thought blind him to earthly things. 1t Is in
such swelling moments that man feels like
grown-up grocery store with tar sidewalk.
SODA WATER AND OTTAWA BEER
Foulk & DeLamater have just opened up
their Arctic Fountain and are now prepared
to dispense those delicious life giving bev-
erages at only cents glass.
-Rosa-"I say, Tom, that odious Mrs
Mollycoddle dosn't 60 to town with her new
old husband so often as she did, does she?"
TOm-Not she. No occasion to look after
him now, She's insured his lifel"
Grain Scythes, Grass Scythes, Rakes
and general stock of Harvesting Tools at
Hammersley's store in Milford.
An Irish sailor once visited city where,
he said, they "cOpper-bottOmed the tops of
their houses with sheet lead"
DIR. VAN DYKES SULPHUR SOAR.
1t is matter of choice we say whether
every man, woman and child, afflicted with
discharging ulcers, sores, eruptions, piles, or
any other skin disease, whether they contin-
| ne to suffer or not, when at every Drug Store
| in Milford the great specific for external di-
seases, DR.. Van Dykes Sulphur Soap, can be
| procured. 1t has never failed, and 1t never
can fail, because the combined ingredients
are positive antidote to outward inflama-
| ton, and to poison in the flesh which causes
malignant eruptions. Price % cents cake,
by mail35. A box of 8 cakes 60 cents, by
mail rs. Main Depot No 80, N. Fifth street,
| Phila., Pa. K. S. Webster, sole proprietor.
For sale by Foulk & DeLamater, C Hammer
sley druggists.
She is SAID to be lady of gentle extraction.
NJ Y. Commercial Advertiser. Such wo-
man is bound to pull through life--peacea-
bly, if she must.--N0TrSstOloD Herald. Such
discouraging talk is calculated to make the
young woman feel down in the mouth
l
preston of your jaw.
PEACH BAsKETs.-Geo. P. Minors sells an
| excellent stave peach basket, solid bottom
holding five.eights of a bushel, for $3.50 per
hundred. These baskets in large quant-
| ties, not less than 1000 will be delivered
anywhere on the line of the Railroad free of
charge. Address q. P. Minors at Milford.
Those "sweld heads" who stop their pa
pers on account Of some milf which has found
its way into their Uranium, are sure to watch
| the time of the next issue, thinking that but
| another number will make its appearance;
and they are sure to borrow their neighbours
copy to see If it does not contain the editors
| farewell address to his readers.
Wire Gauze for mosquito screens very
cheap. Lower than ever sold before, at
Hammersley's Milford.
If business is to be suspended in Milford
on the fourth, it is nothing but fair that the
bar rooms, saloons and cigar stores should
close also. "This is business on the square. I"
We call special attention to the reliable
| firm of Huylar & Wood, Commission Mer-
chants, No. 81 Dey ST., New York. They
make speciality in all kinds of farmers pro-
| duce and guarantee best market prices and
quick returns. Their transactions for par
| ties in this section last season were highly
| satisfactory to all concerned, and we can
Shipping No. 112. Cards and Stencils fur
nished by j. Leroy Campbell, Milford, Del
That awful lad again: INA, pa has got
the best of you--you can't strike matches on
your trousers like he can"
ID. Dunn & Co., General Produce Com
mission Merchants, 480 1872 Greenwich ST.,
New York, are prepared tC receive consign-
ments or buy for cash, Butter, Eggs, Cheese,
Potatoes, Apples, Flour, Grain, and Fruits
of all kinds in their season. A No. 1 reference
given when required, and all letters of in
| quiry promptly attended to- and shipping
tags furnished on application. Agents wan.
| ted.
Nothing short of unmistakable benefits
conferred upon tens of thousands of sufferers
could originate and maintain the reputation
which AYERS SARsAPARILLA enjoys. 1t is a
compound of the best vegetable alternatives,
with the lOdides of Potassium and Iron, and
is the most effectual of all remedies for scrof-
| ulous, mercurial, or blood disorders. Uni
formly successful and certain in its remedial
effects, it produces rapid and complete cures
of scr0fula, sores, boils, humors, pimples, erup-
tions, skin diseases, and all disorders arising
from impnrity of the blood. BY its invigor-
ating effects 1t always relieve and often cures
liver complaints, female weaknesses aud IT.