The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-10-30
PLEA BITES.

f.sssr is, and will continue To he, edited by
! r. &. Icnnctt. ] shall have charge of bat
Two columns, and these only an Thursday
sn.l Saturday of every week. In Thursdays
! shall devote them To literature, srt and
science and tn Saturdays Ia the children
exclusively. No doubt ought ,c fevi hon-
orel in the good company III ''r>isterS
Sankey AMI Jones'" but I n,u-, admit that
there Is little or mn conscniali,y ii either
TASTES ar views, aud ] cannot hoys to rival
them in anv wsv. Allow me thus to c,s--
rect YOUR statement ii Sunday morning in
which ynu enlarge too much "my humble
sphere" JULIA NJ. BENNETT.
How sal To- think that We are shut ON,
from the sympathy ri that Noble woman bv
, 4 want of con.cs,ia!i;y III tastes and views.
We is~l hal a."ui IL. oh that oar ia>ie-
hal !sen cultivated. that our views we're M,
81 contracted, that We nigh. stand on that
exalted plane hy the .ile of that grand
woman whn-e time and talents arr tn lie
divided l~twscn literature. art and scienc~
.n The one hsnd. aud the dear children MI
the other. oh. tina. We were chill again.
that we nigh, SIT nj her feet anil learn. but
alas, al.,s. We are old. and our tastes are
sadly Initiated, and our views are distorted
sE,l by y dash Of her crue: pen she has shut
Us I'll into os,icr darkness. llani Us ian.
fTsinn isi"srH..
This j. the way Sister Jones Seis down On
that pink 81 propr;eiy over in Hannibal.
fh.-sc fragile. delicate mimo-a< Of the press
should not le, their angry passions rise
I.i,il. sisters hsnsis were never made tn
s.cratch ont each oihers ewes oni.
The S,lalia EAznO man who efi,,<es nn-
Ter the Ha% ~ ,J"me III ''Flea Bi,e>." is the
Wi.ks.ie>i man in the State of Missouri
F: fa'..isgios Tia.s.
The I-r-on who could 40 Islander n great
moral reformer, would NOT hesitate In con-
mi; the mast iiendish deeds. The wickesles,
fellow In the state ia Dick Sylvester. and
hes only nineteen wears "il.-BAz@.
John Barre,, people will never believe
ven until you take in ynnr '.s!,ingle."-
I 1T..es.
What has a single got to do with telling
I the truth ? The boys mad.
/ 1t may he wonlan;,l,, but il il neverihe-
less true, tina; Secretary Sherman hasa pull
i',es in Ohio.-L.y.,y.ifs !S,airsi.
I We had no iie, the Secretary was that
+, kind III man. What j. the name oi the
girl?
Senator irns>trong's n,me i second on
the Senate roll f.s,;sgfos 1Is..,.
I, will I've first after awhile, and is<erv-
o!:v, too. Mark that young n,an.
The venerable editor oi the Missouri
Nos.Sss,a wants j. understood that the Jay
hawker OF the Marshall I'.D"e.,,', who has
i-en calling him sage hen, has mistaken
his quality. He's no Pulle,, but cock III
III the newspaper walk.
-Ti!ien returned from Europe, yes;er-
':ay, and the playing Of Dig ie Wa or.sss-
, lied attempt to touch \ eso.,i of sympathy
TOR the old fellow in the bo-ons Of the Re-
publicans. :IaTsssIu.y News.
This is the first time We ever heard al a
Republican havinsa bo-om. Their milk
I'll human kindness is obt ,ined the udder
way.
Would il not lie a good idea TO have
little fire in the churches during services or
Sabbath school on these cold Suntiays-
C,Ss County TTncs.
Churches are intended to teach people to
avoid the fire: but Jacksonville people
haven't muc!, chance anyway, so i, won't
make \ great deal Of difference.
The Missouri Press Association j. about
To lose one oi its brightest stars. Alrck
Phipps. al the Eacrp"iS- Nosiio Is going
Q" travel for q E,.sion corset firm.-S,iiss
B'.s,-r3
Will Aleck so along tn exemPliiy the
working of tho ariicle, Ii so, h"w large
would the one that Alsck puts on himself
have To D. to make good 1T,
"Wednesday evening, OFT. 9th. At the
residence al the brides psrniS, hy lev. J.
T.. sharp, Rev. q. L. Gran, and Miss lila
T. Miller.
q, Cupid, During the great revival. /,
when Rcvs. Grant and Williams we're here
with the Gospel reaper, in the harvest ielsl
ni the Lend, the little god Cupid stretched
his invisible Telephone from the heart III the
ls.Ss harvester t. that Of this fair msi.lsn III
Warrrnshurg. And this IS The result. Nav .
they live long AMI happy Itansnsbvry
N.r-s.
The people 81 Se,lalia will readily rrmem-
her the Rev. Grant. II - safe Ia say that
Cupid was not in Se.!alia with his telephone
when the Rev. Grant was here. The Ns~s
says that trip To Earo,e il in prospect.
"A few DAYS ri royal sunshine. How
grateful to the hefogeed feelings Of the past
ten days.-F'sis Adrutisr.
Feelings in the iog must be very differ
emit from feelings in sunshine. but il ia really
too bad that the DAYS should have ielt 20
had atou, it. Thst they are grateful for
the changed condition ri things Is an evil
dence that they have been we'll brought up
and .hst old man Tice has not neglected the
moral training Of his ps,sc9es. I,
-Kentucky girls nov dress their hair a
n Mrs Hayes-Erekosys. 4,
So glad We know it. IL il all-important
hat the people should know. Now tell us
how Mrs. Hayes dresser her tresses.
The mosquito Who c'ung tn ms hotter
han brother has winged himself away,
and memory alone hears his hrm.-E-
-hnng.
Hum, sweet hum, oi course. !.
-Wouldn't il have been better IL the .
Democratic House Of Congress had sP- /.
pointed one Of its officers from the Repub.
ican party, just to show that the North had
,eea fosRiven for the part is took in the late
nplessantnes.~(SxseI Ruff NosParsa.
That's shat ve call very senible prop !
Inter- vaa.
And be devoured By pups Of their own .
'aising.
SWindled BY 0ypoiea.
A CRANKY colored man, BY industry and