The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-03-15

"a .ima 90 "p~n,er says be can
Aevot carry biz spirit level
And yoa. too. are for war; Not
sbit Of Il my brave substitute suffered
too much 10 the last one.
The oldesl sort Of Ere escape on
record Is DE fond husband who lies a.
bed mornings.
"a parrot Ia said 10 live TO be 200
years old. barber does not live 30
loHg. but talks more.
The increased price Of whalebone
effects horses A.good deal Men who
can't afford TO buy whip now use a
club.
-Ali ibe mutual there was 10 the
New Jersey insurance company was
the iaatnal stealing by theifour highest
officers
The Graphic calls upon the law.
yers to cut down their fees one half.
The best way is for Que half the public
TO cease going to law
Rhode Island people never write
lstten 70 places within the state.
When ticy want anything they boil.
ler'
Little oakley to the clerk at the
window Of q southern post Office Does
dis yer pos oils keep stamped ante.
Iepes. gNrA
-fonnyson is siSty-six years old;
Whittier IL sixty.eisht; Longielow,
siIiy.uinc Lowell fifty seven. n. B.
These arenot election returns
= lIy snue iaadvertance an adver
lisement for harness makers appeared
in the matrimonial column OF New
York morning paper.
The United states troops are com.
ingeast. They hopeifthey can surround
a cigar store Indian they may catch
one,
"A young Philadelphia, threaten.
ed with breach Of promise suit. says
Sue away. Coatract made on Sunday
ain't legal.
II woman who was told that some
tables IN the Russian department were
made Of malachite exclaimed Ny
foo,lnessl | thought Malachite was o.
Of the prophet
hcfe are lots uf men il this coun
Try who .lsn't care for money. but they
feel iust Ike using postage Stang
"vetag - i the lax b,- unly touched
eur r'an,s
~ he manufacture 81 crooked whis
-, spnil eesse even il revenue off
cers Save to kin ssaii procession 0
American ei,izeos. tshal enough tt
rn'inrr the ~trAi4h, article.
he Brooklyn Afga doren't be
lir,e that George Washington ever Gu
the cherry tree. because pomologois
say that there we're 40 such tree II
America when George Washington wa
hay.
The New York Telegram announ
ces that the wagcs OF servant girls ar,
TO lie cot down to that poiat where IN,
mistress ot the house will be able L
overtaks them on the question Of bon
nets
An Iowa Journal speaks Of mai
hsvias been lyuched FOR burning the
bArn aud eontents Of his son-ia.law
Any uiaa ~ho will barn the contents o
BIZ. spn,iad az ought 70 be Iynehed.
~ Ne~ York paper has .hi. elan
detnr paragraph; Orange count,
has musical association over on,
Year, old. One or two youhg ladie
haze bsloug.d 10 il aver sinec il ~a
organized.
Mamma. said the old lady's daugh
Ter 9vns y"a shiak ,ha. n,edere tAbl
!. anl u plate II that ancien. pictus.
IL Ia ne. ihey bad modern table
in shrn days ~ Srll - now.
r,ke -ome.sipg, iaqdrei . strar
g. u efawd d sala 4. enc daS las
week tat-a.al 4 So cried ths gan
- eacfn., spfiagiug 70 their iert an'
savaneiag Wea. taen. exclaimed Is
str.aser. breaking ior the door. ,ake
ake 1hey took Il
hule fsaryear Old boy. who ha
bsen taught his letters Al home. an
ielt his isnporiAuce. "a going 10 schee
was called ap ~ the teacher. who ash
ed caa yos read. ny BOY The litu
fell6~ stood amazed TOT = uaomrns a
the 70 hin inPestiaeaoe Il the qsesI
ioa. sad then. exclaimed. HAin's yo'
got cheek