The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1877-12-13

ullnS Win their nelSnDOrS aHairs.
Go to work, and earn an honest liv-
ing once in your lives.
Mems and boys mittens at Jos.
Woerner's.
The winters of 1878, 1s47-S, 1878
and 1878 were remarkably mild in
their temperatures, and present ap-
pearances seem 10 indicate that the
temperature of the winter of 1878
will also be noted for its mildness.
Neck ties and suspenders as Jos.
Woerner's.
The stores of a number of our mer-
chants have put on their holiday at
tire, and are jammed full of presents
for both old and young. Loving pas
and mas must tshell out" al the
wants of the little ones must be at
tended to. a
Clothing made TO order in the latest
style and fit, at lowest prices, at JOS.
Woerner's.
An eminent Attorney in u Court
last week, in the midst of his argu-
ment threw his arms aloft and in
tragic tones exclaimed: "It is all pop
pycock and bumcome!" Such argu-
ments often carry cases-poppycock
and 0umcome.
I cannot be uudersold in mems I'M
derwear. Come and satisfy yourself,
at Jos. Woerner's.
Little Sammy went to a church fair,
and spent his money on a chance in a
rattle. His report on coming home
was thus "You see something, and
you give half a dollar 10 get 1t. An
other fellow always gets it, and they
don't offer to give you your money
back"
Buy a willow work-stand for your
wife, at the Eaton Chear Store.
If you. want to become a millionaire
without trouble of any sort, lend
somebody 500 for one hundred years
at 10 per cent. At the expiration of
that time the interest will amount to
81, 3S0,9OO. IF you don't want to live
to collect the debt, sell it to somebody
that does.
Boys suits and overcoats at bottom
prices, at Jos. Woerners.
Rabbit pot-pie, pigeon pot-pie,
quail on toast, ducks, turkeys, veni-
son saddles, pork and beans, tender
loius, spare ribs, and coon hams must
certainly be appetizing to the gasteon-
omist who hath the wherewithal to
buy any of these dainties this cold,
appetite-creating weather.
TOYSi TOYSN TOYSIi! at the Ea-
ton Cheap Store, next to p~ost-ofice.
We have received a beautiful song
aud chorus entitled "Silver Gray"
composed by S. Turney. 1t is said to
be one of the prettiest songs now pub
lished. Any music dealer will mail
it to your address on receipt of price,
80 cents. W. L. Thompson, East Liv-
erpool, Ohio.
Dolls at the Eaton Cheap Store, next
to post-ofice.
The "Novelty Company" entertain
cd the citizens of Eaton for a full
week, 10 good houses and give first
class exhibitions. We cheerfully re-
commend the Company wherever ii
goes as the best out, and all as per-
feet gentlemen and ladies. Success
to them. Call again.
Toy drums, guns, wagons, &C., &C..
at the Eaton Cheap Store, next to post
Office.
The three lucky persons who cor
rectly solved Mr.. Sturm's Rebus were
Frank Campbell, Vim. Straw, of Ea.
ton, and Charley Mitchell, of New
Hope, aged respectively 10, IA and Is
years. Frank gets the first, Mitchell
second, Straw third. There were 81
answers sent in and but three correct
Ladies embroidered Collars and Cuff:
l set il box for Christmas present, al
the Eatoncheap store next TO 2. o.
Church collections don't '.pan out
these hard times so very we'll. The
time-honored and christjanized fair.
will have to be called into operation
this winter, where the six-penny pin
cushion, the cake-rafie and bowl o.
weak oyster soup is served for a hal
dollar, seasoned with the love of thu
Lord.
The Eaton che ap store is the place tt
find something for the holidays to MAKE
little ones happy.
The fellow who wheels an occas
ional barrow of wood at midnight
from off our pile north of the office
had better attend the religious reviv
al at the Christian Church and get
certificate that he has promised to sill
no more, or he may be suddenly stop
ped half way with a load and sent t.
the gates of Peter.
Agency for Warmers health corset
at the Eaton cheap store next to P. o.
A Barron street boy is indignant
He told his mother q day or two agt
that she couldn't see no sensein Hen
ry Brown crowding Arabella into on
little squeezed up corner of the sof
when there was lots of chairs ant
plenty of room in their parlor. H,
didn't like to see folks crowd tina
way, and every Sunday %evenin', too.
Santa Claus headquarters next doc
to p~ost-office.
We neglected last week to stat
that DANL w. HARsHMAN, our Dem