The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-03
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Hho"oko8 NnIRos
The snow, the bs.utifaa NOV, paid 80 e.ll, Las,
Saturday
whoop Ia! you just ought to SEQ the fpe-haired
town bubs sporting walking canes
The brave and intrepid men are rcndins the very
bowels Of the earth, in the public square, 70 got blue
grsss for their yards.
Drunk men all over the streets, Saturday Whore
u the City Marshal; and where, oh xhere did the
flicker come FRONT Heyi
We are pleased to see that Moses Nay and A,nis
Chance have returned from protrscsed visit among
friends in St. Joseph.
Our farmers preparing for an extra large crop,
this season. II We can only keep old Satan and the
hoppers away, VIC are safe.
We shall never smile again Our poor tired heart
is utterly -busted- loug, lank gal of the female
Persuason, says We arc tho ugliest she sot
her eyes onto"
Our throbbing bosom beat with feelings Of ecstatie
rapture, behold the fair and graceful forms Of
the ladies floating through the hall roon at George
Seamans, Tuesday evening George knows how to
get up good dance.
Timid and trembling doth Paul Pry now wend his
way along the crowded thoroughAres Of this sylvan
city. His voice is weak, and his stsps faltering.
Since he proposed to unearth that shameful scandal
not less than eleven nebe soldiers have procured
volvers, with which to nish him up. Spirits Of the
illustrious dead. look down in mercy.
Soft ~ the ripping waters gentle ~ the evening
zsphy, beautiful tho Belmont Doves and a. grace
fnl ~ the lambs of Pandsr, il . certain lady not
hundred miles from here but when she sees her
"wapsytopsy" flirting with another lady she becomes
~ fierce a. . war steed in battle Don't all Of you
get mad ct this.
Justice Of the Pesce decided case the other day.
and in explaining to 3 friend Why he decided as be
did, said: II had to give Judgment against Mr. -,
because the evidence in his favor, and i'll had
decided differently, would have disfranchissd the
other party" The point with ID, where did he get
this paramount poweri
Candidates are beginning to make the air hot in
this County. Every man in town is out for the Sher-
6alty, exeeptin. JEFF and ourself and We are both
expecting deputyship Candidates for other Offices
are firm, with slight rise.
Saturday evening, Herbert Ally and Miss Mimic
Shaw wore united in hymenisl bonda and they are -
happy ~ voodpeekers. John Gardner can tell you
why they covenanted, and Lscock can tell you the
rest. May sons bright and promising shine DER their
pathway for the next century!
We select this mode of returning thanks to Squire
J. W. Richardson, and DIR. E. w. Bliss for transitory
and appreciated favors.
Noble, of the Champion happened in den, the
ether evening, and told few straight ones He is
. lively, genial and an intelligent chap.
Plug hats are fifty per cent below par, since tho
Old Virginia Mipstrels were anon.
hyou will take q microscope and 60 elsse and look
good, you can see Seandelens moustaehe.
We have good one to tell you, next week, about =
fellow making 500 in one day.
lady says she'd give Eve dollars for just ONE Sch
ling. Pretty dear!
Another wedding in contemplation, in . few days.
Bring out your bells.
We sorry to say that Mr.. Baker is worse. He
has had long, bad spell.
lie told her that he loved her. That settles il.
Jske-Dave Babbit-Lon Eddy-hogs.
PAUL PRY.