The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1877-05-18
All SORTS.

All sorts.
A name for q new life insurance
company-The mutual Confidence
(limited).
A mans dearest object should be
his wife, but, alas! sometimes it is
his wife's wardrobe.
81 haven't never known but two
women who were really perfect"
said lady to another. "Who was
the other z" asked her companion.
Many q boy has lost his grip on
his fathers affections by being able
to beat the old gentleman at friend
ly game of cards.-Turners Falls
Reporter.
Muriatic acid poured on q wound
made by the bite of a dog may pre-
vent hydrophobia, but the best way
is TO shoot the dog before ii bites
New York Herald.
Some hygienic writer says: "Let
your children eat ali the salt they
want" Bless you, 1t isn't salt they
want-it's sugar. ..
"Some people like oysters on q
half shell, others quail on toast, but
as for US we prefer eagles on SO
gold pieces.-Whltehall Times.
One of our contemporaries heads
an article, "Who Snail Lead 2" A
very brief examination of Hoyle
will show that the man next the
dealer should do so.-Bridgeport
Standard
The Philadelphia papers are agi-
tating for the Introduction of "the
needle in public schools" The boy 8
who practice with bent pins have
been preparing the way for this in
noYation.
A Federal street man had just
said to q friend "Let's take another
=" when hi5 wife turned the cor
ner, but his duty to his wife was
not forgotten. "View of the pO-
lltical situation" he added.-Cam-
den Post.
Mr.. Beecher says million dol
lars is very poem. We desire to
state that this article Of poem will
= be accepted If we have to crowd
out advertisements to make room
for it-Rocheste Chronicle.
Moody says eve don't want any
mOE6 AOSp
coel, ladies, don't get Indignant;
his language was purely metaphor
ical, symbolic, figurative, and had
no reference to toilet mysteries
Boston Traveller.
A man to whom some wonderful
story was told on the authority of
q penny newspaper, declined to be-
lieVe 1t, saying he distrusted all he
saw in the cheap prints. "Why
shouldn't you believe the cheap pa
pers,D he was asked, "as soon as
any other? 2" Because" was his
ready answer, 81 don't think they
can afford to speak the truth for the
money"
"What is going on in the next
room, waiter ?" asked a staid com
mittee man at a leading hotel the
other night. "They're having a lit
tie game there, sir" and just then
somebody in the room referred to
which the good mans face cleared,
and he said, "Oh, see; q venison
supper" and the committee bust
ness went on.-Boston Commercial
Bulletin.
What shall I give? To the hun
CRY give food; to the naked, give
clothes; to the sick some comfort (;
to the sad, a word of consolation !;
to all you meet q smile and CHEEKY
greeting. Give forgiveness to your
enemies; give patience to the fret
full; give love to your household,
and. above all, give your hearts to
COD.
You are a coward if afraid TO
tell the truth when you should do
so. You are coward when you
insult the weak. You are a coward
If afraid to do right, if you shrink
from defending your opinion, from
maintaining that which you know
to be just and good /; and you are es-
pecially coward If you know cer-
tain things of yourself, and care not
to own them 10 yourself
Never slight tho humblest indi-
Vidual. Remember that he is of as
much importance to himself as you
are to yourself, or as the greatest
man In the world. You have no
right to hurt the feelings of any per-
son. Bear in mind that his HeaV-
emily Father is also yours, and that
He cares as much for him as for
you. He will also protect him
against your unkindness or injus-
tice, and you will in some way have
to suffer for it. Treat every one, even
the humblest mental, with due con-
sideration, so will you make them
happy, and receive in return their
good will and the peace of heaven
in your own mind.