Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1877-11-16
Cons from tho Critic Of an IdIot.

snlutary justice"
Gems from the Critic OF an idiot,
EVERs says the "Gems from the criti
OF mn idiot" which we published q shor
time since, brought him two new subscrib
ers. Having much Of the milk Of "hnmal
kindness flowing through our heart" W,
will endeavor TO aid him TO few more.
I'VE had a. leave see Mr.. Waggoner gel
the office as any one else"
We presume this is clear and elegant I,
those who understand 1t, hut for the life %
us we cannot "see through it," To leave
means TO Withdraw or depart from to for
sake, TO desert; to abandon; to relinquish
All now we have It: I'VE had a
withdraw from; as forsake; Ms desert a,
abandon MS relin4uish see Mr. Waggonei
get the Office a. any one else" Yes. that's it
Hoffman 4 Co. are building tin shop
on the rear Of their store"
Please inform us whether il ia TO be
reached by All outside or inside stairway
and whether it is we'll supported under.
meath.
" The thermometer herSabouts ranged
way up in the sightyS."
4" Allen Bortel talks of writing us an nc.
connt OF his early experience in the forests
OF Henry aud Wood eountys."
AS EvERs, according to his own state
ment, is the third best Hpeller in Wood
county, we must accept the above orlhog.
raphy as correct.
4" II the Granger editor was ms jealous in
looking after the interests of tax payers as
he let's on" &c.
Lets on what7 water ? steam7 gas? Or
do you mean as he prstends to be1
"Mr. J. II. Frederick has been painting
up his house."
Please have him paint il do,rn or side
TayS 40 that we can see how it would then
appear.
He is the second doctor of that place,
who has lost their lives while on proies-
sional duty"
Our devil who read this exclaimed, "Oh F,
golly; but aiu't that high mixp We
turned upon him and in our sternest and
most severe tones remarked, "How dare
you sneer at this effulgent production Of
the critic Of an idiot7 Get thee behind me
Satan"
ave are asked what we think vi Life
Insurance for poor man. If we speak
from experience and (from) our mind, we
would say they are ordinarily fTuud, and
would advise no man 10 90 nearer than he
can reach with ten foot pole.
r. S.-We have paid between two and
three hundred dollars TO learn"
That is: Life Insurance, they are a
fraud." The newspaper is the great in
Structor OF the family, aud here is beau.
tiiul example in rhetoric for our youth to
study.
Bot We may misapprehend this gem Of
literature. 1t may be that "a poor man
they are ordinarily fraud" We guess
that is the correct construction, as the critic
advises the inquirer ito go no nearer than
he can reach with ten foot pole"
And then how kind in the critic to inform
his 10000 readers that he has paid between
two and three hundred dollars TO learn tn at
a Lgs IanTdnee, no, poor man, hey are a
fraud. And certainly they will feel under
everlasting obligations to him for com
municating TO them such an interesting,
wonderful and thrilling incident Of his
dear and eventful life.
"Where the business or hrm are new
concern" &c.
This is according to the grammar eom-
piled by the critic for the Use Of the idiot.
An eight year old negro boy driving a
very poor horse, hitched to an old cart, on
which was II small load OF plumber, fsilowed
10y three negro men, drove through town on
iAeir road from Michigan to Tennessee, Sat
urday."
Which drove through town; the negro
boy, or the three men on their road to
Tenn.i This is an important matter and
should be definitely and correctly deter
mined and we therefore appeal to the
cheerful idiot Of a critic for solution.
"The deer Law restriction Is in force
since the lst--a goO,l thing, perhaps, for
the hunters will not be kiting lhemse Ives
by accidents 80 much"
They will continue killing themselves,
but not so much. They will kill themselves
only littls, we presume.
Z" She leaves her husband wih Eve chill
dren."
Hope the children will take good care Of
the husband left with them. But then, how
can corpse leave husband, or how can
man who has NJ wife, be a husband? Ask
EvERs.
"rhe degradation Of silver lin Canadn) is
no doubt dIe 10 the fact that il has heen
demonelized by Our own Government"
Now hy the great Julius Cesar, who
ever before heard of silver being degraded
Why should the Republic be "sO badly
tore" on the financial question, when Wood
county has produced the genus to clear
mp" the whole difficulty and make il as
clear as mud Attention, JoHS SHERMAN
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