Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-08-15
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
published every Wednesday and Saturday
morning. by
FRANK KENYON.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.


A raft navigator should keep a
log.
Harness makers can collar almost
anything.
When the moon gets full it strikes
tor quarter.
The Gar has quit cooking on
Balkan runge.
The strikes will leave many hatch
cts to Ike buried.
1t is best to keep on the right side
of the Rio grande.
Stealing chickens from the roost is
q I,igb-handed outrage.
At Santa Cruz, California, there are
eleven .b~lles-all t"lled.
The bachelors place of abode is
generally abodiog house.
Feminine rircles will he enIivened
by 10000 debutants this season.
In Germ any Mrs. Grant is spoken
Of rs the consort Of the General.
The American team mnst do good
shooting t. strike john Bulls eye.
When actors strike they refuse to
play. Other people refuse to work.
An undertaken returned the cause
of death rs "an ulster ON the STUN
ick."
Constantinop!e has 345 mosques.
The number Of mosque-itoes is not
given.
The man who fell into error was
lifted out by the lever of public
The cheese makers of New York
and OHIO have become wealthy.
Moral-"Cheese IT."
The seige Of Kars in Turkey ia
nothing compared viii, the seizure of
cars in this country.
She that was Ida Greeley has a hoy
AMI his name Is Horace, and in due
time he will go west.
If a body catch q body kissing Of
of his girl, should body from his
pistol make y bullet whirli
The shomakers' strike seems 10
have breathed its last, and that is
about awl that can he said Of il.
An eagle shot in Wisconsin was
found to have twelve bullets in HIM.
It must have been balled eagle.
The Presidents order does not pro-
hibit nffi'eholders from attending
funerals or betting IN horse races.
A sculptor worked eighteen years
to perfect his statue nj woman, and
q young woman never gets past fS.
A correspondent WHO writes to ask
what makes the mountains 81 high,
is informed that ii Is the freight IN
them.
Tho fashionable wav to speak Of
bald-hen,led man il to say the sum-
nit If his Uranium is above the tim
Der line.
Woman was never made to whistle,
and when she tries, it makes her
wh"le countenance look like she had
declared war.
Whist is the difference between a
fickle person and an omnibus driverl
One changes his mind and the other
minds bis change.
A catamount, or something tanta-
mount, If not paramount t" it, was
killed near New Albany, Indiana,
measuring three feet.
The infant class in a Franklin. N.
Y, Sunday school is composed of
three pairs Of twin hoys, all of about
the same age and size.
A newly married couple advertise:
"a girl wanted" 1t is we'll enough
to express a preference, but they will
find they must take what comes.
The 18th Of July was the time fixed
for the end of the world. hut so many
woman had failed to get their ascen-
sion robes ready that the affair was
postponed.
Victor Hugo is wrestling with a
poem for the French exposition.
There are American poets who could
turn the thing out at twenty-four
hours notice.
A careful investigation reveals the
fact that the rich literary men of the
United States made their money by
marrying fortunes, not with the gray
goose quill. The moral 10 obvious.
"Darling, kiss my eye!ids down."
is the seductive name Of popular
song. "Darling, wipe my little
,snoot," and ''Loved one. rouge my
pearly ear" will be published soon.