The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-11-08
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81 Erie ekpfCss train was late one
day. aoa an anzioas passenger went q
ibe engineer. and wanted to know Il
30 co0iaa'l make Bp ,he time Sad the
Knight u the throttle Look here, mis-
ter hs3 rather - iato Eofnellsyllc
ten mibairs late. than q run this train
10 Tnphct 90 time
Baeipess recovering Mr. Veneer!
asked a customer q . faruitafc dealer
Yes. grgulcd ibe ifadesman business
il recovering and thats al il il. We
are doing nothing but recovering old
furniture have not sold a stick Of new
for fortnight And then the subject
was laid on the table.
"a lover Of good coffee entered a
grocery recently, aud holding up a
handful Of ground coffee from big can
be inquired Are there any beans 10
this toiec No, Sir promptly replied
the grocer How do you know 7 asked
tie man. Because was out Of beans
ADD hsd 70 put peas 10 J was the
answer
"A six.year-old scholar in South
Manchester, CT, school was seen 10
whisper the other day, but being taxed
herewith denied it. The teacher then
asked him IL be knew where bad boys
who told lies went when they died.
Choking with sobs, the boy blubbered
out. Yes. nam it's place where
there ia FIRE ! don't member the
name Of the town,
~ minister at So. Norwalk, CT
made a rule a fortnight ago that pre-.
cisely on the hour Of meeting Sundays
The doore would be locked till after the
prayer. Last Sunday he was seen run
ming through the street at a winning
gait, aud got into the church just as
the doots were swinging close Bot
his wife, one 81 the deacons and many
Of tho members were locked out
Three sons Of a worthy old iarmel
and elder ia Fifeshire were quarreinq
together about something or other. Il
Tic hight Of passion one said to an
other, | declare &c goodness, Sandy
you're the greatest ass in Scotland
Come, come, said the father. with re
buke in his eye, making his appearance
suddenly on the spot, you surely for
got I'm here.
The last French story concerns I
gcndarmo and dog A gentleman
was about 70 20 IN bathing with hi
dog. tlic latter one Of those Chinese
absurdities v hose epidermis il total!
guliless Of hair. The French Dog
berry stopped him. You cannot battle
monsieur. Why not Am not prop
cfly costumedl Oh, yes, but then you
dog; be is naked Where is bis dress
Tho Mayor % Hot Springs, Ark.
lecturel himself very severely IN cour
the other norniog FOR getting drunk
You arr old caough, Linde. said he. I
kpoN better am paiaed beyond ex
PRECISION that yoo have thus disgrace
yourself aud The city you as is chic
executive. represent ! must fine yoI
500 and zee 70 It that hereafter yo
conduct yourself more properly.
1 boy came along holding a yer
dirty dog, and asked the gentlema
II the hoasc. Don't you want to buy
dog. Mistefg What kind Of dog
itg asked the gentleman The 30
laoke8 puzzled. Well, said he, il is pan
tetjer AID what il The rest aske
lite gentleman Ihe rest. auswere
the hoy, why the rest is -is-- Just DOG
Before shc could utter the Whet
Aa,c you been dll this hour q Il
mofnlog. ANYHOW 7 which was treu
bling so hes lips. he said. = Bin i'ths
mind fcad.n' bet yer seven dollars
raa read yer mind this very mimi
Well. sou old iool, what am thiukin
81 nov she said ID tone Of sadness
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