The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1877-06-07
PENNSYLVANIA DEITSH.
FUN PIT ScHwEFFELBRENNER. $50
scHLrFFELTowN June der U. ".

Mister Democrat Wass der dihenker is
don letz nit IN Hayes? Ar is an finer
mon, un 80 is aw 81 fraw. un ar dut 81 aller
beshts for de lett satisfaction gevva, aver
sell, somehow, satisfied unser gooty re-
publcans doCh net. Unser Porra doh ina
shteddle sawgt der Hayes is n gooter un
a frummer mon, un ar vase exactly we
mer Gott deemed uf 80 n V@g os ar on
der same tzeit sich uf der rechta side fun
difel halt.
Der Shquire LawbuCk doh i'm shtedde
is orrick down uf der Hayes, un er sawgt
wann ar g'wist het os ar back gait uf de
republican party don het ar selwer for
der Tilden g'vote. Der Shquire war
geshter owet ons Kitzelderfers, in der bar
shtub, un noch dem os ar "a paw gooty
iiggers eli g'nunma hut, is ar amohl drau
I'm hut 81 opinion expressed ivver der
Hayes. Ar hut explained we 3 de wings
gonga is for yohra lzuriCk NIT m Johnny
Tyler-een hen Sc Vice President elect
un dino is der alt Tip Harrison druf e.
shnopt un der Tyler is nivver gonga bag
un baggage uf der democratic side Noch-
derhond hen de wings der alt Zack Tayler
Ill RGuu lOI lltEluGlll ull uGl II IlllulOTG lOI
Vice President, aver der alt Zack is ena
aw druf g'shnopt, un der Fillmore, we ar
President war is ufde fence nuf g'krodd-
led un dort is ar huCka gablivva--ar war
ka whig un aw kG Democrat aver anes
fun denna, know nothings, un de party
war so orrick uf g'shplit os der alt Jim
Buchanan nj g'runnd is we gor nix. Well
der naegsht fight war for der alt Abe
Linken-der Linken un Johnson. Der
Abe hen Sc dote gshussa, un der John
son is aw nivver gonga ufde onner side,
we der Tyler un der Fillmore. Un now,
sawgt der Shquire, "Ferfommt 81 wann
dar Hayes Sc net all beat, for ar is detar-
mind net amohl tzu warda bis os ar druf
shnopt, aver ar gait grawd nivVer un pro-
vert dorrich de hinner deer in de demo-
cratic party nj tzu shneeka, aver de de-
mocrats sawga Sc wella mex NIT sellam
fraud tzu du hawa. Sc hen net object
tzum Tyler, od1er tzum Fillmore un aw
net tzum Johnson aver NIT m Hayes
wella Sc net mixa un sesawga wann ar
sich unnernemt in de party nj tzu crowda
os Sc cen ona ceremony tzum loCh nous
kicka." Now, sell is wenniCh tuff. Ich
sawg, geb m Hayes an chance. Ar will
goot du-feel besser os der common run
fun de republican politisheners. Suppose
es is wohr os ar net elect is warTa sup
pose es is wohr os der Tilden a grossy
majority fun de votes grickt hut, un sup
pose es is wohr os Sc de office gshtola
hen for der Hayes-suppose sell is allies
30, is sell gooty reason warum os mer
now back gae set uf der Hayes2 Ar gait
selwer back uf de deeb--.anyhow uf
dale fun ena. Der Hayes gait nj for an
equal share tzwisha de deeb un de homes
ty lett. Ar contend os wann der Presi-
dent selver an deeb is don missa de COM
mony deeb g'satisfed 81, un de honesty
lett amohl an chance gevva. We der
Grant President war huts g'hasa os tZu
sawga all de Office holders deeb siT aver
os der Grant selver net shtala d@t-any-
how net mitout ar het n bully gooty
chance. Aver der Grant hut 10 deeb os
we der Babcock un Belknap un Cameron
un so karls der preference gevva. Now
kummt der Hayes, es Sc ins emily nj g.
shtola hen, un ar decide os we'll ar sell
wer an deeb is, con ar goot aforda aw ais
amohl de honesty lett an chance geVva.
De fact is, der Hayes is der besht mon
os yea mohl in sellam emily war, un es
maucht gor nix GUS uf Wass form wag ar
in de Office nj g'shlipt is-eb ar elect war
odder net, odder eb ar tzu der fuddera
odder de hinner deer nj g'shliptis, odder
tzum fenshter nj g'shloopt odder dorrich
der shorn.shtae hummer gakroddled. Ar
gait nj for honesty lett gevva wass ena
g'hared. Der Mr.. Hayes is GUS g'falla mm
der onnery grosy deeb, un de shrift sawgt
os wann de rascals selwer amohl mitnon-
ner GUS falla DINO krega de honesty lett
era eagnes. I'm des war der anesiCh waeg
os es miglich war ebbas tzu du for homes
ty leit-an fall out unner de deeb selver.
De democrats doh i'm shtedGle saWga
Sc hetta gor k@ objection tzum Hayes, So
long os ar sich etselver in de democratic
party nj shtaled. Luss de grossy deeb
der fight unner sich selVer hawa. Luss
Sc anonner uf fressa bis nix mae iVverich
is, un on der n@gsht lection hen de de-
mocrats nix tzu du os Gus turna, un's
ticket vota solid fun uvva aw bis unna
nous, De Bevvy sawgt der Hayes hut
der dry rot, un os wann Sc cen yusht g@
lussa don shtinkt ar sich selver un de
gons republican party dote in wennicher
os sex mohnat.
PIT SCHWEFFELBRENNER,