The Osceola times., 1877-08-04

"'""N "" b'S'surh'hs
towards being IA BiG man, only
weigh commonly enc haadrei and
e'ghty pounds. You must have been
very silly friend c. to think that !
wrote against the Drama,ics. ]
h'zt ! know what | am about sir.
IT am ia any trap at all it must be
a meHSs trap and u /, oLea oneat that;
FOR have not yet felt IL. ] expect
my grammar was about as good as
the Ed. OF the tires is used TO rcceiv-
ing from correspondents generally
as good as you are used to read.
ing in his papcr-and, as to that IN
all probability as good us that in
which your article was written. ]
would think sir that IL III rd rate
school teacher might have told the
editor not 10 spell grammar with
an and not 10 put "lllicitcd "a
word not found in Wcbster's Una
brldgcdD for elected. No sir did
did not think that thc O. l.. a d.
Association was composed OF such
muicrinl as ] am, not Il bit Of il no
1lrce,' II ] cont find any second
grade school teachers in It | ar
find some thrd or fourth grade
lawyers and doctors rmay remind
you of Cnrlilsc Goose aud also of
the politicians monkey, but you
remind me- OF his opponents goat.
Us ! climb up above the surround
ings you may see my ignorance and
>il>ncss but y,a don't huv. to climb
you exhibit yours on d,ad hrcI
Aud now my dear Bro. Cool let me
give you II prescription: Take o
Repentance ten oz, real genuine
Falil IN the teachings OF Christ and
his Apoctlcs fifteen oz. Charity
twenty oz. and all the Comm. on
Sense the Doctors of the .. l.. a. ID.
Association have TO spare: com.
pound these ingredients and use
them in connection with chcctual
fcrvent prayer morning, noon and
night. Hope you'll recover fric ad
Cool Good byc.-Mr. Editor please
excuse the length of my article !.
a few words more To you and | am
done. You try TO leave the i'm.
resslon on your readers that you
had thoroughly reconstruct my ar
ticlc IN every respect. Now that
~ all uncallcd f T.. | have the orig
inal; an exact copy OF which | sent
you. ] see no change in the spell
ing or style; you dd correct the
purrtuation--for that SIR ] heartily
thank you. As TO my notions about
religion beng crude-l simply he
lievc in .Saica,i,a Nv Fiih in C.rta
! do not clam to be q thorough
grammarian but | think know
enough about the rules Of grammar
to write my ideas so they may be
read. fon also try to leave the
impression that ! am seeking n
cheap newspaper notoricty." If
it had been my design to gam 90
torciy in a chez? news paper GER
,ainly commenced in the right place.
Now Mr.. Elitor this is my last. |
nonot propose to fight honsensical
articles and (unlcss Bro Cool needs
another prescription TO change his
sympioms) fictitious names. Please
correct the punctuation but don't
trouble yourself about the spelling
or style. And be sure not to vio-
late the Scriptures AIRY more by
expressing the stangcr, for you say
| am stranger in these parts and
yet you misreprcsent me among
strangers
You now have my "kccrd."
Ern NJ tIur
Frcnchman's Bayou July 9th
1877
j. s. Friend Sneak il putting
himself 10 unnecessary troubles.
lie took a copy of the Times al d
scratched allaround and through
VS. article and sent it la me. 1t had
these words | write them Just as
they are written on the papcr)
written on il, wanted /. sncck's will
pay ljc Each for all The Read
Headed ones no others Hanted,
! Nnuk
Please tell him | would have got
ton the paper and read and answer
ed US article without all that waste
of ink and time 10y him.
Gaieu G. NJ. IL.