Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1877-04-12

The popular line to run on Mondays-
clothes-lines.
How to develop the imagination.-Ge,
the delirium tremens
The lady who knit her brows has com
menced pair OF socks.
The man who held out an inducement.
has had sore arm ever since.
When Is q parson like q postmsn,
When his delivery pleases you.
A woman In Cincinnati was sent to iail
Tor taking the vail-she stole one.
The two neighbors who ssfeIl ont. " have
got in again. Neither of them were burt
What man Is that to whom people never
boast OF their wealth or incomesf The
assessor.
The man who got intoxicated with de-
light, has been turned out Of the temper
ance society.
What would you do, madame, IL you
were a genilemani" '.Sir, what would
you do IL you were one."
'.She has magnificent voice for a foo.
whistle" is the Western critic,sm ON a
new candidate for vocal honors.
Affiiction sor. long time we bore, physi-
clans were 70 sain; until at last We used
blue glass, and thus we lost our pain.
The latest invitation to partake of H.
qqld refreshments Is couched as follows.
VIII you look through blue glass."
Il never before saw il 90 quiet at the
polls, recently said q reporter. ssHow
was II at the equator?r asked q bystapd-
er. The reporter couldn't respond.
Persons with corns must be careful and
not sit under the blue glass rays, for thew
make all vegetables grow prodieiousIy.
'she same applies to those with bunions.
A Western editor publishes q poem
which was written, he states, ''by an e.
teemed friend, who has lain in the grave
many years merely for his own amuse-
ment.
An Oshkosh lady, who vas reading 10
some friends, encountered the work. sEib.
tetalogy,r and cautiously re-
moved her teeth before attempting to pro-
nounce it.
When man is treating dashing wild
ow to oysters, and sees his wife coming
into the restaurant, about all he can do Is
10 button bis coat, hang on TO his chair
and trust to Providence.
An old minister once said ID a Young
preacher, who was complaining of smail
Its as large a conzreea.
lion, perhaps, as you will want to account
Tor at the day Of Judgement"
Says Philadelphia paper: Those
auburn haired young ladies with noses
'uggestive of cold morning, who missed
ire during the leap year just past now
'adly sing: 1T may be four years and Il
nay be forever"
Couldn't Tell 'Is that friend of
ioursr" asked . gentleman, pointing TO
! party who was sailing rapidly down the
street. Cant tel you till next Saturday"
eturned the individual addressed. "Isve
ust lent him five collars.
An Indiana girl want TO see II tcr lover
eal loved her, and she got boy to yell
>, mad Dogp as they were walking out.
The lover new over the fence and left her
o be chew up, and she went right away
md married store clerk.
Here lies the body of Sarah GRAY.
Who would, If she could. but she couldn't
'he'd two sore legs, and church yard
cough,
But twas tae legs as carried her of.
"Do you reside in this cityfn asked a
masked man Of a masked lady at a mask
d party the other evening. He felt sick
yhen she said TO him, in low voice.
Don't be fool, John; know YOU by the
yart on your thumb" ltwas his wife.
When man without cash or credit AZ.
empts to leave hotel, and lowers his
ralise out of the back window by means
Il rope, It makes charity seem cold TO
lear the voice Of the landlord below. veil.
ng up. "Ali right, I've got the vslise;
et go the rope"
A man had q recipe put up BY an apothe-
sary, and after he had gone the clerk
discovered that ne had passed counter
feit twenty-five cent piece and Eve cent
Bit He informed the boss Never
mind" said he; ''if the I'VE cent Bit n
good there Is profit Of three cents"
A gentleman coming to an Inn in Ohio.
md seeing the ostler expert and tractable
about the horses, asked how long he had
lived there, and what countryman be was.
I'm a Yankee said the fellow, land
nave lived here sixteen years" wonder.
replied the gentleman, that in 30 long
lime, so clever fellow as you seem 10 be
have not come 10 be master of the Inn
Aye" answered the ostlcr.
but the landlord is yankee, too."