Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-04-26
Our Small Change.
Storms threatens.

-Plant your peaseS.
old summer is putting on her lin
nen oversklrt.
Don't count your chickens before
they are Matched.
After one more snow, we may
have some good weather
Endure little kat music before
YOU throw a five dollar toilet set at
him.
The Cong. Choir will meet at the
Church this Saturday evening for re-
hearsal.
The grasshoppers' eggs in Kansa.
turn out to be unproductive, and the
farmers are rejoicing.
An unusual quantity of grass
seeds have been sown throughout the
county the present spring.
The fresh o. the season, and flow
of soil, which is slight misquotation,
is postponed for lack o snough.
Such little words az "thank you
and eff you please" lubricate the axle
tree of life and make things run
smoothly.
Heaven helps them as help them.
selves" said the boy, as he reached fol
fstful of peanuts while the old man
had his back turned.
Frank Pomainville is e1cavatine
for the construction of store
building between Arpins'. and the
First National Bank.
L. B. Warner is selling three tin
pals for seventy-fve cents and has q
rou6ing stock of new hardwares which
he is selling at bottom figures.
Will our city fathers look fiddle
oud for that plank road on the Scar
Hill. The boys can't walk it and lug
girl at the same time. Let it be
planked.
The chap that sang, go, for a
home over there was looking Over
where his girl lived, and he new the
cold man. was worth forty or fifty
thousand.
TWEED SAYS he weighs only 800
pounds This number means some
thing. Gillott's steal pens 303, ar,
counted just what the people like t.
get hold Of.
What if the Straits do open little
earlier this year than usual, should this
make the old sailors rush around anC
throw up their hats and Mackinaw-fu
fuss about it
Fresh lime, Cement and Lane
Plaster. constantly on hand at Wiscon
sin Valley Railroad Depot and at Far
IRISH Bros lime house
aprl26m4 j.. NJ. NASH.
Ten to one, or to if Sammy
Tilden don't date his letters next yea
like this:
GRAMERcY PARK, n. Y.
January -, 1S7toS
A railroad from Mcmillan, Jack
son county Wis to some point on the
Mississippi between Alma and Wa
bash, is projected, and survey will b.
made early this season..
One of our Brahma's went behinc
the returns last week and laid an egs
as large as small watermelon. We
merely mention the fact as an eg?
sample for hen fanciers.
Some spell Wonowoc, W-o, Wo
no, no, Wono, Woe, Voc. Wonowec
but the way Wonowoe girl spells i
is Woeknowwalk, that's the way sht
tells her Teller to direct her letters.
An Alden Pa. couple. who have
been supposed for years to be man and
wife. have been discovered to be wo
man and woman. After this let nc
one say woman cannot keep secret
The City Marshal will please sec
that that defunct carcas of horse
which lies jast east of the schoo
house is removed or buried, and oblige
the immediate residents of that neigh
borhood
Mr.. Moody has, nearly every day,
twenty-five meetings under his super,
vision in Boston, and the effect of hi:
work at the Hub is said to be felt in
very many towns and hamlets of New
England, where daily meetings are also
held
Fire in the woods all around us
and much damage i. bsing done to the
cranberry marshes, especially to those
which are unfortunate enough to not
be flooded. We learn that F. J.
Wood had his cranberry house burned