The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-07-20
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Promises oeomargarue NO parsnips
Gentlemen shoot frogs at Putin Bay.
Leather weddings HE'D TO nowadays
Ex-Governor Fenton Is at Far Rockaway
Keep your tow head out OF the under tow
Blue grass widowers more comfortable.
In eating lobster you make no bones about II.
Macbeth some other tom cat murders Sleep
Several GLACIERS have gone to glass Putin Bay
Wing Foo Mcdil OF Chicago, will 80 to Putin Bay.
Blaine is mad that he bites on pieces OF the cob
Talmage has gone West 70 blow up with the country
II any poor trsmps 20 along your read give Thorn So
Mn"
Virginia asks for Immigrants, men who will do tho
work.
Heavy showers, like heavy drinkers begin with ltse
drops.
Those who eat hard CLAIMS q. Rockaway havo chew
de spree
Breakfast caps are Of cream-colored lace, trimmed
with fruit
succo.ash looks best when it has been struck by
lightning
July's elegant roses are now blushiDg like lager
beer drinKer.
Mr.. G. P. Huntington will summer in California. Is
he after Sargents
Texas has jackass with three ears but b. DO lines
10 be interviewed
Father TAN descended from tho Scotch. Then fatty
isn't Welshman.
What is prettier at Long Branch than blue flannel
girl with golden hair?
Tho viest sinner may homo return while the street
lamp holds out 20 burn
Mr.. walIace's instructive book on Russia has been
translated into French.
Boarding house butter spreads out thin like
joke in the Chicago Tme&
A Long Branch man remarked that he did not Nike
pastry OF any kind--sven In dhmondA
Mrs.. Treat has discovered new water lily. These
women are always hnding out something
What Now York really needs 10 glass Of soda that
ISN'T all wool, and which has some water Ia X
A Connecticut calf weighs 600 pounds, and It isex
pectsd to join the Pangraphers' Association.
There numbers Of Germans At Putin Bay; and
they never miss the lager I'LL the keg runs dry
Lynes Of Texas, has become heir 10 an English es-
tate and this Lynes has fallen into pleasant places
Je6 Davis thinks that Joe Johnston might have
taken Washington In 1852 Davis has no patience
When the wind blows exchanges about We do
not have TO put any paper weight on tho Cincinnati
Commercial
H. Henri Pascard has brought out at Paris treatise
on .Town and City Organization In Europe and in the
United States"
A man on vesey street was seen 70 buy lemon yos-
terday II was probable that he going 70 start
lemonade stand.
Since Harvards boys went home q Cambridge girl
can hang out q weeks washing witho ut having the
loafers steal It.
Mr.. j. J. Wild, under the title Of "Thalassa," will
publish work the depth, temperature and
rents of the ocean.
Yesterday Long Island postmaster refused an in
vitation to prize fight, the ground that federal
official has nothing to do with republican politics.
Bob Ingcrsoll has shaken the wicked dust OF Calfor
MIA OF his Shoes but must be said that TO hear his
lectures California down with the dust heavily
A genuine bust OF Thucydides Is declared to have
been discovered by Professor Michaes. Where does
the reader supposeg Why, at Hokham, in England
Mons. J. c. schall, who Is after Bcrgh's own
heart, has printed In PARIS book, entitled "Protec-
ton des Anmaux, vivsnt los Chiens Fidecs
Amis"
Captain Buruaby's new work OF Eastern travel, ION
Horseback Through Asia Minor Five Months with
Turks circassians Christians and Dov worshippers,"
10 nearly ready.
The learned critic, Alfred Miohcls, has printed
at Paris "Fiemish Art in the East and South OF
France" designed a compile ment to his "Histotre
do la Pcinture Fiamandc."
Some idea OF the value Of the oldest printed books
be formed from the fact that the contributions
tho Cax,on exhibition sent from Earl spcnccr's Al
thorpe library alone have insured for ES5, 700.
The German university ostablished at Stras-
bourg has about seven hundred students, those OF
theology ooinR the lowest, numbering only forty,
against ITO In medicine, stall larger number In
philosophy.
The old gentleman was really grisved, and be SAID
my boy, I'm willing to 40 anything but you must be
moro respectful. You tell your mother to pull down
her vest and order tho girl TO bring beer" 40,
fa.nor," said he, ''put up the bars you'll catch
cold!"
Among the arts which threaten to become lost may
be rcckoned the art OF protecting stage plays from
piracy. The thing 10 undertaken ~ Loddon by q
ciciy called ''fhe Copyright and Performing Right
Protection ONCE" the members OF which, Tor an
nuai subscription Of ten suineas, said to be
cured in certain dramatic pieces and musical compost
tons reserved By tue respective proprietors.
She was sitting porch at Saratoga, and her bull
pcrcae over her bit OF white potcoat looked cool as
winter sunset over a snowy horizon Her blue cy es
large and luminous; roses had blushed on the
OF her cheek; her lips the color OF rasp
berries ripe, and when she asked 60 70
dinner, she SAID, "No II makes my jaws ache So"
MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC NOTES.
Mr.. CoshIan has been very successful In San Fran
CISCO
| Mr. Atwater will tako hie han n Walla 10