The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-04-27
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.


Wantcd-by the republicans-a Keoiey motor
John Cochranc's hair is still liberal republican.
Will Mr. Evarts be satisfied with mush and milk?
No more brandy In pudding sauces as the White
House
Mr. Theodore D. woolsey, OF New Haven, IS at the
Everett
Mrs Chief Justice Waite wears pale lavender satin,
with ivy leaves.
The man VINO had his straw hat roncd gos q chip
from tho old block.
II you tickle u mules hind leg he will laugh until
he shakes your sides.
IL Is said that when Dick Thompson was calf he
used TO hook all the other in the yard.
Shotguns getting cheaper, and few men can
afford 10 crawl mp chimney and play ghost
Spring has begun with much warmth Of feeling
that the snow is melting out OF paper collars.
Two Danish socialist editors have abscondcd with all
the savings OF several workingmen's unions.
Ole BULBS daughter Is being educated to be violin
list, that she may get her beaux on string.
We glad to record that business men OF New Or
leans who support Nichols hoist American flags
Scarf wells Of white or coIorcd gauze with the
ends knotted under the chin, very becoming.
Puns ON top OF tho head and tho chatclaino braids
are tho two favorite styles Of dressing tho hair
Mrs. Secretary Evarts wears black with thin
sleeves, through which her beautiful arms may DO
soon.
Now is tho time TO get your house painted q blue
drab and have out from under tho brush pink
green.
Mra Sarah Davis OF Washington, has shaken hands
with every President OF the United States She is
ninety
Tho Scotch do not like Rnbcnstcin's wild piano pas
sagcs although they praise his and .'pi
anissmo"
Wherever corn 10 being planted that Fred Douglass
OF BIRDS the crow, has come; aud he says, Hear
tor my caws'
A Fulton man who went about kissing all tho protty
girls considered insane-by the men and the
elderly women.
1t makes Nyack boy sck to look at tho picture OF
Turk and think what big pockets he could have in
his pantaloons.
Sam Bowcs thinks that DOCTORS lawyers and minis
tcrs who hesitate 10 punish members their own pro-
LESSONS throwing tho duty of exposure upon jour
nalism.
Count Hoyoz, the Austrian Minister, will shortly
turn Europe leave OF absence. Chevaicr Ernest
Won Savcra has been accredited Charge d'Anaires
during tho absence OF the Minister.
Mr.. Caleb Gushing, United states Minister TO Spain,
arrived from Europe In tho steamship Labrador yes
terday and after q brcf rest at the New York Hotel
took tho one o'clock train for Boston
When you see young man and young lady walking
along tho street. shc vcrentially plying him with
questions and no carclessly looking into the windows,
be sure that they husband and wife. II she were
not his wife hc would DO all the talking.
II makes mad 10 get up softly in tho middle Of
the night noisclessIy open bottle OF beer, hear ts
sassy loan escaping, and, dcspairnsly jammng his
thumb over tho nozzle squirt nnc littc stream o
beer all over his WHO'S fnce.
Bagehot, writing OF Gibbon, says:-"A kind of pomr
pervadcs him. he is never out Of livery. He ever
selects for narration the themes which look post Ike
| Icvcc. Grave chanborlains seem to standthrough.
out; life is vast ceremony, tho historian the
| dgnitary and tho scribe The manner Of
Thr Decline and Fall almost the last which should
/ be recommended for imitation. IL Is not style In
| which you tell the truth"