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into crime and " The GOODNESS which society eAhD'eu
| toward any enc who strives TO REFORM
AsuEruERD WHO LONGS TO ENTER A FOLD.

4 SHEPHERD WHO LONGS TO ENTER FOLD.
Tho courts have been called upon 10 decide
81 the two board, OF trustees is emitted to the
t,ol o the ChlIron's Fld Tho old b'ard drposto INC
Rev air. ,vcy from the supoilntcnicncy 0i ih' ro'u
severed his connection with the board, Of which he Ad
br,n pr.sidcnt and placed new matron AT thc foiu
AR co0ley declared this action Illegal but. is stated
offered to abandon all connection with the inaiitut'h u
bi claims were allowed, ucladng his salary Tor se'tia
wears The expenses Of trip to Europe, and his 'aE"'h
M fine charter of the fold As the trustees rcinscd III
proposition ar Cowlcy called meeting oi the corpora"
tlon Of which he aud Mrs COEley are the prhcipai '-
bcss. lie claimed that the powers OF the corporation
were supsrio. 10 those Of the trustees Tie recent AcS
Of the latter were aunulcd the places OF the mcihb'r'
were declared vacant o new board Of trustees was
elected and Mr. Cpwicy chosen seer 'JIy ana i'lu-
stated I'm the general management MI t"|ey A. ~
tued 10 gam OI the Fold ana thl5 lcd To tuo
pending litigation. I'LL. o,,,i.Iod
"The Chiifcps Fold aud It's shepherd upou lhe hiie
page oi which Is the request PAINT me as am ilo
gives history OF his connection with chaflaDlt isl'u
tnns IN this civ and defends himself against chaE' O
cruelty The Fold is vet in charge Oi the old boTn o
trustees. apd is managed 10y tue MatIOn oi te
Arms The viii bc ircd IN The Supreme Court oe
fore Judge Dunohuc, next week
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03
SUICIDES FROM JEALOUSY AND SICKNESS.

Francis Germ, Frcnchman, age %, baker
in the employ Of Wm. Critters, in Twcif-s near Firth
ave. has lived Tor some tme with woman known a"
C.tharinc Farley, at No. Grecuwchavo. He became
Jealous Of her on account of attentions paid 10 her Dy
otherm men, aud which, is said she las reciprocaed
Early yesterday morning. after Qpbraidiug her, he TOOK
razor and attempted cut his throat. snc struggled
with hm and finally wTcsted the weapon from ms
hands The then seized double-har!e pistol ana
rushed upon the roof Of the house and shouting so rs To
attract the attention of passers-by IN the street. he
placed the weapon 10 his head and fred The bullet
entered the right side Of the head near the temple ana
is supposed 70 have lodged in tle BRAIN lie was found
bleeding on the roof and conveyed TO The 'dfrs Hitccl
Police station. ana aftcrwald 10 Bellevue Hospital
where his injuries were pronounced prJhJDy faIdi.
William Fccuy, age %, ut No. 10 West INthb-
sCyCuih-st. had been sick for fOr years, ana htd sur
fcrcd great deal of PAIN that he often wished tlt
deaf would come to His relief. Dliing the past wees
he acted though insane ana yesterday lhuiHiiS ne
took ps;o from drawer in hie room, anu holdlhk
10 his hrast fired. IL Tell 90 Tie hlur ~ pu. oil ouu
where was discovered, lrW minutes alclWdid "c"d
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03

children residing outside of Tie Academy limits shall be
admitted Within The limits without pass and persons esdng
having communicable diseases at thr residences
viii allowed communicate. with any one ~ the
Academy and Others residing within the grouDds arc
requested 10 strain the members Of Their families rom V
places Of and dwellings ~ persO Meteu
with diseasos Cadets win not be permitted TO
Academy limits 10 have any communication
within The grounds with persons In whose icS ttIe ~
measles sclIlatina or other communicable diseases.
PORT ROYAL, ;. C.. May 2.-The United states monitor
Catskf Lieut. Joseph MaIhOn commanding arrived mere
yesterday from savannah. -.--.-
FOKIRE-S NONEOE. Va. MAY 2Ihe UHted ntaes Hfapcr
Dispatch this afternoon for the Medt
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03
r,pcr r1pE At G0I-vrRNErR.

WArERrowN, n. Y, May "A fire broke
ont in Gcuycmaur at 1890 last night in the store OF
Thomas Doyle aud spread rapidly ea6t TO q. MeAli'tess
brick block and west E-crts blicS block CONSUMING
the following places of business Bolrdnan Cutting
,ar,l ware WIu Forgate, meat shop John Tracy haI
moss. s. b. ~tiuSuu boots and shoe; ". lu,luui Glior
O g. Waldo. harness. suop AVID telegraph office; &. Bow
man barber shop Thomas DG,trS UnuccuN'd STORE .
r. galloway. millinery; Nn. Robinson, .4t Hh'pi
IadiaU & Kinney. Lrocor,; Gls. whitney, u.lintr; g.
d. Nin Name drug store; Dr. Barnes, d,h.i'ti d. A.
porter, PAINTER A; =. Kinney, grocer.
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SHiPPING iNTELLIGENcE.
rour OF NEw.YoRR

popr OF NEw.YoRR ....................atW
CLEARED.
Steamship Naydower Davidson. Phnadepa fenu'' ''''
steamship Ashland Doughty. Charleston y G. W". t'
Stsamsip Clarbel (Bg), Ferguson. Kingston J'ene'
and Aux ayes, Pin, Fursooi * GO.
Sicam,h.p Cty OF NeN YORK Tinmeraan Havana p Alex
andre & sons 49,. N,
iniytll
steamship state of Penn ania BIB stewart GLASGOW, ~
BALDWIN q co.
seamsap Coit t5r), IIodgson Cork lac. j. . Tucker q
Co. .
steamsgp Gen. Barnes, Cheosenan. say0soah Mcr@'
Ferris x Gu
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more interesting and more beneficial 10 lhe Son. c,>t
- scrnous nnfhing warmed the soul more for Ciht-t
fGaa missionary works lie also reminded BIS hearers
sbcld have systenatic plan Of working Tor Jesus an"
obtaining converts for Him. 10 not sufficient 70 70
nafient work wa .,duired as much In the attempt 10
save one soul as Ic hundred. Herein ue cA ,h'Ic
was plenty of for home mission Woi h' anu u l,s
much eject at home by going abroad among TIC
lpalhgn.
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03

A certain business man wishes Sunday would
come twice week. 30 be cond attend churci otteHor
II, fakes In so many bogus cuUen pieces I'm six days
that his religion win permit hni 10 put ihcm all N
the eOutrlbuuOnOoN during one SundAy.-l NoustOwn
Herald.
twas in one of London's transporting thcaters
that the cYrT-flmOus dramatic criticism was delivered
by a swctT In the gallery" We don't eXpe& grammar.
ANA Vo don't 0xpoX hactDg, but yer mit Je yer natS
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03

WARRINGTON, May THE Signal Service
observer 70 Atlantic City, ~ ~ reports to the Chef SIG
ua Officer 1t $3.50 r. ul as follows: "The s5op voolt
I'll, became uumauagclblc md ran on the bar ot- ,
thc station. CAPT Vrr aud Life Grew No Z are try
iug 4, Oct her OH
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03

As BROAD As LoNG.-A gentleman return
ing rom IytOn evening hailed the conductor Of an
DIun bus, and asked him 81 he going 20 the Bank.
lie ausWorcd iu the affirmative and that the fare would
De- q shilling. Tie gentleman look his scat IN the bus
and when ii arrived ~ the Flower Pot Ia BlshOpslte.t
the cad oueucd the ana said, I've gOcr furirr
SIR" why, YOU told me-" said the gentleman, that
Won went To ihe Bank" " We calls this the Bank sir
"Oh very well said the passenger, giving him a six
pence tlls that shilling" The fellow taken
aback that he could not sly word Only calling oul 10
the driver, Il say, Dll If hat ere chap Oeaut
'un."-lOIcc Week
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INDICTMENTS FOR wALLsr REPORTS.

|. Among the indictments presented by the
Grand Jury yesterday were three against persons
charged with circulating false reports IN Wailst To
affect uniayorabl the stock Of the Delaware and Hudson
Canal Company. Warrants were issued last nlght and
the persons indicted viii De arrested to-day. As the
arrests had uut been made uo Information whatever
coali br uuG ai the District Attorneys u.r regarding
ualD 81 even iact J any indictments having been
IOuna
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rlr NIs4orRI rAnLELcRAnnoAn-

ST. L0uIs, May 2.--ihc receivers OF the Mis-
fouri Pacific Railroad made their nna report 10 the
United States Circuit Court yesterday, and were dis
charged. The report shows the gross earning, ~ the
irpn Iarcl =, 1876 tEr time ut their appointments
to Aprl 90 1871, 10 have been c2ioiiit - AMI Tire
expenses ~ ,j5J,47f 56; net earnings, ss3ug12 Z6.
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03
4 rnsroN .LANpEn SUIT.

BosroN, May 2.-lhe ease Of Francis n.
Perry a.oiust Ld. IT, Porter for orl and Islander, IN
which $4,000 damages is sued for, was begun to-day.
TIE plaintiffs mcmber Of thc suffolk County bar ANA
.nc defendant is uc.-kuuUu business man. cN-Shte
Spuatug, and Alderman. IHtn men l.r members oil VA,
-Lu.. n-ILr.. L.n u.-n nAuLL.- ---nL lnLnLN-l
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03
OPENING OF TIE PETROLEUM EXCHANGE.

OPENING or TIE PETROLEUM EXCHANGE.
A large number of oil merchant, and Droicr5
from the West attended the opening cf fac ScU-Iub
Petroleum Exchange yesterday 40 No. - HcaycIsL The
opening address was d.iiyer.t by the President, #
JAY ives 5lr Greenfield Prr,,dcu. Of tac Cd Cty TX
change; Mr. Morehead, President OF Parker Landing
Exchange; Hr. Foster OF Oil City, and several other
prominent moub,rs Of the trade spoke. Dispatches o.
greetiig from the OIL exchanges "a Pennsylvania O.
REGIONS read by the see .ctsIt, 6. T.. strong.
Ihe objects Of iHr >sttlat4-u afr 10 'IOFuH suitable
rooms rNcAau g, 60 maintain iu>t ami equitable
trade. 90 disseminate l. uess Information
aud to controversies. Ihg number of active tne
bers Is Emit to 90. but tlere win ue associate mcbT,
without tlc night 90 vote, but baynt tAo lrcc1OE u the
ruos The associates mu3t transact business however
through active members. Ihc Exchange is 60 3c open
for bi.neS. daily. except -uudaYt ana irca L'luays
from 10 q. iu until p h1 person except members
shall r admitted tie floor 81 ttc Exchange Tor uur
poses OF business. Members, LOwr'er L1! introduce
ihcr friends visitors EHeh active 90 inbrr must Lafr
Az OH e N thu half Illle 90 tc lt .an,, OI make a
ranceueus foi deliveries within tat a.itEc" IriiilUis
sales arc uositiycly Forbidden and render ut persons
Concerned liable suspension uG expulsion from ie Ia
change Transactions covered ny ue rnts OF TIE
Pruduce Exchange shall be subject tEcrctO, AZ uvi u
conflict win tine regulations.
New-York tribune., 1877-05-03

UALIFAN, May 2.-rhc Centennial EGhibtion
prizes were presented she winners by the rutnant-
Governor ihis afternoon a. tha academy of MYsir.
Speeches were made Dy the Governor, Cuitl Justice.
Provincial Secretary, the American Consul, and others
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,rpvrvF tgisr-C HANDLERS -noN0Hrz J.
d.. rr.l. a. The Ger f. 323.. Matter ~ Nf.u''a.h
r.lr,i4 ms. Of 30. winter aEL h.u'r
N,rv.,l :3U- B.fruI a-.. lIrI.tIef.
POI N0rfi,-.y 9Vf. Weed. 3-J.-iA' ','.lhtI'H h'4A
"I2. .MHitrruf IIn~-. ts'. i'. .,'1.u'
.-.r -. Matter OF la.N
an GT's'.I 4at Huf-1m. T8.NIff.r oi tLr Church
8lI. Br'.cui laf A' ans. ~ ri. tiAi gre AUS
5Zl..Iht People, dc, agC Ut
GoHtul. cc--Mati 80. 10. ti. .--S
3-2a-Gi' 9-i. Nctuun. OF 'N' f.-'' ''i''
sUrEMoR CoygI-S SPrqAL TFaN-sA>FoED J.
Ca-s0u--NO lu. so lay calendar
MAINE CrTFT-TuIAL TERAi-PAKT -HFGIuAN. J.
91gj.. Wc.t act Harte. T5l-S--Ncvho art i's''Ihal
80 Cassidy 1"t fHrn r'i- t1'. .r All p, fi' 't ~
N.Hn.cby a-t 'ainSOH. NlS tlafst 1gl ieti's'h
~fll. Powers aEi = .iari. tlJ5--J .N dEL f.dcI
--iU. .GuIfciius ACT. Bears. .l-~-' iiit .Sr ttt.
t11 Hen, n. -t ~f-aY. cty--- li'ft at W -op'
--5I !.a.ft lsf. WAGNER Sf5g- Hu Iait-I et a. i5.
1-l!.. D. rr-ui lgt. Harrison. >uiuL
ssh. Nat. citizens Bk agL
Ils,ucl.
cr>re,t SEs,foys-PAur II.-GIuTrsrERyR J.-Fmucs
Covert Adu.ih irurl, o'telI: Nlta"iS Vt tiiayt W lA
clarendon, Thomas CONWAY lonioHs a,s,ii md hai,5
p.ut WCCaI,t. mayhem James carney, william 'I@N lt
burglary pau Bnis, jacob Ncyer isy"' 'ai Icy, Ii t1 ~
Clv grand larceny Joseph B.. Coos 3i lf..'H,s pm
rt.a Edward II. IIuD5el, John Callahan. M.g D. 'ii'"n
cnIy CHARLES Mary Power, lei larceny b-t"lH D. it'A
,.rfD "a UrcttL-t-.
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WASHINGTON TERRITORY.

CLALLAM COUNTY
Neah Bay, New Dungeness, Port Angeles.
CLARKE.
Battle Ground, Brush Prairie, Fourth Plain,
Martins Bluff, Pioneer, Stoughton, Union
Ridge, Vancouver', Washougal.
CHEHALIs.
Cedarville, Chehalis Point, EIma, Hoquiam,
Montesino, Oakville, SatsOp, Sharon.
cowLITz.
Castle Rock, Freeport, Kalama, Lower Cow
litz, Monticello, Mt. Coffin, Oak Point, Pekin,
Silver Lake.
Coupeville, Coveland, Dugally, Utsalady.
JEFFERSON.
Port Discovery, Port Ludlow, Port Townsend.
KING.
Black River, Dwamish, Fall City, Seattle",
Slaughter, Snoqualmy, Squack, White River.
KITsAP.
Port Blakely, Port Gamble, Port Madison,
Port Orchard, Seabeck, Tecklit.
KLICKITAT.
Block House, Columbus, Goldendale, Klicki-
tat, White Salmon.
LEWIS.
Algernon, Boisfort, Chehalis, Claquato, Cow
litZ, Glen Eden, Little Falls, Meadow Brook,
Messy Rock, Napavine, ,Newaukum, Skookum-
chuck, Silver Creek, Winlock.
MASON.
Arcadia, Lightville, Oakland, Skokomish.
PACIFIC.
Bruceport, Brookfeld, Knappton, OystervilIe,
Riverside, South Bend, Unity, Woodward's
Landing.
Elhi, Franklin, Lake View, New Tacoma,
Puyallup, Steilacoom City", Tacoma.
SAN JUAN.
San Juan, Topaz, orcas.
sNoHoNIsH.
Centerville, Lowell, Mukilteo, Snohomish,
Tulalip.
sKAMANIA.
Cascades.
STEVENS.
Crab Creek, Four Lakes, Fort Coiville. Hang
mans Creek, Pine Grove, Rock Greek, RosaIie,
Spokane Bridge, Spokane Falls, Union Ridge,
Walkers Prairie.
THURsToN.
Coal Bank, Beaver, Miami Prairie, Olympias,
TanalquOit, Tenino, Tumwater, Yelm.
wAHKIAKUM.
Cathlamet, Eagle Cliff, skamokaway, Water
ford.
AIpawa, Burksville, Dayton, Patahi, Patabi
Prairie, Tukanon, WaitsburgS, Walla WallaS,
Whitman.
wHATCoM.
Cedar Grove, Guemas, La Conner, Lehmbi.
Lummi, Lynden, Nootsachk, Point William
Ship Island, Skagit, Truder, Whatcom.
WHITMAN.
Cedar Greek, Colfax, Evansville, Owensburg
Palouse, Steptoe, Union Flats, Walton.
YAKIMA.
Attanum, Ellensburg, Fort simcoe, Kittitas.
Konnowock, Nahum, Pleasant Grove, Selah,
Yakima.
sMoney Order ofices.
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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE
Il of oregon for the county of Multnomah.-
Anthony Whitaker, Plaintiff, VS.. August En-
man, Naleska Ehman, and August GaudlitZ,
Defendants.-To the above named Defendants:
In the name of the state OF Oregon, you are
hereby required to appear and answer the
complaint filed against you in the above enti-
tied suit within ten days from the date Of the
service OF this summons upon you, If served
within this county, or II served in any other
county in this State, then within twenty days
upon you, or II the same be served by publica-
ton, then you are so required to appear and
answer on or before the first day OF the next
term of the said Circuit Court which shall con-
vene after this notice shall have been pub
lished once a week for six consecutive weeks,
which will be on Monday, the eleventh day OF
June, 1877 and II you fail so to answer for want
thereof, the Plaintiff will take judgment
against said August Ehman Tor the sum of
seven hundred and fifty dollars in United
States gold coin, with interest thereon in like
coin at the rate OF one per cent. per month,
payable quarterly, since November I'd, 1876, un-
Til paid, and the sum of one hundred dollars
as stipulated for in said mortgage, and for the
further sum of So 81 taxes paid by Plaintiff as
set forth in his complaint herein, and for the
costs and disbursements of this suit. Also a
decree torecIosing a certain mortgage given by
August Ehman and Valeska Ehman, his wife,
to said Plaintiff to secure the sums of money
above named upon Lot numbered two " in
Block one hundred and ninety-seven (97l in
gon, and for the sale OF said mortgaged premi-
ses 10 pay said debts, and also declaring a GER
tain mortgage executed by said August Ehman
and wife 10 said August Gaudlitz upon the
same property, a lein subsequent to that OF
said Plaintiff and for all equitable relief TO
which Plaintiff is entitled.
This summons is published by order Of Hon.
E. D. ShattucS, Judge of said Court, duly made
at chambers this 3Oth day of January, 1877.
CAPLES & MULkEY,
feb2 Attorneys for Plaintiff.
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SUMMONS.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE
i of Oregon for the county of MultnOmah.-
Jacob Zimmerman, Plaintiff, VS.. Arnold Diel-
SCHNEIDER, Flora Dielschnieder, and Samuel A.
Wood, Defendants.-TO the above named De-
PENDANTS In the name OF the State of Oregon,
you are hereby required to appear and answer
the complaint filed against you in the above
entitled suit within ten days from the date OF
the service of this summons upon you, If served
within this county, or II served in any other
county OF this State, then within twenty days
from the date OF the service OF this sum mons
upon you, or if the same be served by publica-
Lion, then you are SO required to appear and
answer on or before the first day OF the next
term OF said Circuit Court, which shall convene
after this notice shall have been published
once each week for six consecutive weeks,
which will be on Monday, the eleventh day OF
June, 1877, and if you fail so to answer for want
thereof, the Plaintifwill take Judgment against
said Arnold Dielschnieder for the sum OF
twelve hundred dollars in United states gold
coin, together with interest thereon in like coin
at the rate of one per cent. per month, since
the 5th day OF January, 1876, and for the costs
and disbursements OF this suit. Also q decree
fOreclOsiug q certain mortgage executed and
delivered by the said Arnold and the said Flora
Dielschnieder to secure said deOt upon the IN
divided one-half of Lot number i've (5) in
Block number sixty-twO 1927 in Caruthers' Ad-
ditiOn TO the City Of Portland; also the und1-
vided one-half of the west half OF Lots one Q)
and two (2) in Block one hundred and ten (llO)
in said city, all lying and being in Multnomah
county, Oregon, for the sale of said mortgaged
premises TO pay said debt and for all such other
and further relief as to equity appertains.
This summons is published by order OF Hon.
E. ID. Shattuck, Judge Of said Court, duly made
at chambers on this 30th day OF January, 1877.
CAPLES & MULKEY,
feb2 Attorneys for plaintiffs.
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The bill to accord woman the same
privileges as men in Vermont was de-
feated in the House by vote of Ill to
46. 1t is also true that the Supreme
Court of the United States recently
refused to listen to the pleading of
Mrs. Belvidere A. Lockwood, an at
torney and counsellor-at-law in the
District of Columbia. The learned and
well-fed judges decreed that such had
never been the custom of the Supreme
Court, and in their day it never should
be. But "still the world moves" The
time once was when women were not
allowed to testify in court as a witness,
but that has gone by. And so this pro-
hibition may be revoked in the distant
future, and again it may not be. We
are decidedly of the opinion, however,
that it ought to be, and that it will be.
I-AStOTidn
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The Law of Newspapers.

1. Subscribers who do not give express notice
to the contrary are considered as wishing to
continue their subscriptions.
2. II any subscribers order the discontinuance
of their newspapers, the publisher may con-
tinue 10 send them until all arrearages are
paid.
8. If subscribers neglect or refuse to take their
newspapers from the offices to which they are
directed, the law holds them responsible until
they have settled the bills, and ordered them
discontinued.
4. II subscribers remove TO other places with
out informing the publisher, and the newspa-
pers are sent to the former direction. they are
held responsible.
s. The courts have decided that refusing to
take newspapers from the Office, or removing
and leaving them uncalled for, is prima facie
evidence of Intentional fraud.
6. The postmaster who neglects to give the
legal notice of the neglect OF person to take
from the office the newspapers addressed Il
him, is liable to the publisher for the subscrip
ton price.
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YOUNG MEN

Who are suffering from the effects of youth
full follies orindiscretiOn will do well to avail
themselves ofthis the greatest boon ever laid
at the altar ofsuffering humanity. DIR. SPIN
NEY will guarantee to forfeit $500 for every
case of seminal weakness or private disease
of any kind or characterwhich he undertakes
and fails to cure. He would, therefore, say to
the unfortunate sufferer who may read this
notice, that you are treading upon dangerous
ground when you longer delay in seeking the
proper remedy for your complaint. You may
be in the first stage; remember you are ap-
preaching the last. If you are bordering upon
the last, and suffering some or all of It's i'll
effects, remember that if you persist in pro-
crastination, the time must come when the
most skillful physician can render you no as
sistance; when the door ofhOpewill be closed
against you; when no angel of mercy can
bring relief In no case has the Doctor failed
of success. Then let not despair work upon
your Imagination, but avail yourself of the
! beneficial result of his treatment before your
case is beyond the reach Of medical skill, or
before grim death hurries you to a premature
grave. Full course of treatment, S25 Send
money by Post Office order or Express, with
full description of case. Call on or address
DR.. A. B. SPINNEY,
$40 No. IL Kearny street, San Francisco.
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OLD SAYINGS.
AS poor as a church mouse,
AS thin as rail;

AS poor as a church mouse,
AS thin as rail;
As fat as porpoise,
AS rough as a gale;
As brave as lion,
AS spry as cat;
As bright as a siXpence,
AS weak as rat.
As proud as a peacock,
AS sly as a fox;
As mad as a March hare,
AS strong as an OK;
As fair as lily,
AS empty as air;
B AS rich as Croesus,
As cross as bear.
As pure as an angel,
AS neat as a pin:
AS smart as a steel-trap,
As ugly as sin;
AS dead as a door-nail,
As white as a sheet;
AS fat as a pancake,
As red as beet.
AS round as an apple,
AS black as your hat;
As brown as berry,
AS Dilnu as Ddls
As mean as a miser,
As full as a tick;
As plump as partridge,
As sharp as a stick.
As clean as penny,
As dark as pail;
AS hard as a milestone,
As bitter as gall;
As fine as a fiddle,
As clear as a bell;
As dry as a herring,
As deep as we'll.
AS light as feather,
AS hard as a rock;
As stiff as poker.
AS calm as a clock;
As green as a gosling,
As brisk as bee;
And now let me stop,
Lest you weary OF me.
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SULPHUR SOAP,

THOROUGHLY CURES DISEASES OF THE SKIN,
BEAUTIFIEs THE COMPLEXION, PREVENTS
AND REMEDIES RHEUMATISM AND GoUT,
HEALS SORES AND ABRAsIoNs OF THE
CUTICLE AND CoUNTERACTs CONTAGIoN.
This Standard External Remedy for Erup.
tions, Sores and Injuries of the Skin, not
only REMOVES FROM THE COMPLEXION ALL
BLEAnsHEs arising from local impurities of
the blood and obstruction of the pores, but
also those produced by the sun and wind,
such as tan and freckles. 1t renders the Gu
TICLE MARvELLoUsLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and
PLANT, and being WHOLESOME BEAUTI-
FIER is far preferable to any cosmetic.
ALL THE REMEDIAL ADVANTAGES OF Sui
PHUR BATHS are insured BY THE USE OF
GJeIIIs's Sulphur Soap, which in ad-
ditiOn to its purifying effects, remedies and
PREVENTS RHEUMATISM and GoUT.
1t also DIsINFECTS CLOTHING and LINEN and
PREVENTS DISEASES COMMUNICATED BY CON-
TACT with the person.
IT DIssoLvEs DANDRUFF, prevents bald
ness, and retards grayness of the hair.
Physicians speak of it in high terms.
Prices, 25 and 90 Cents per Cake Per Box e Cakes
90 and Sl.20.
NIB The so cent cakes triple thesiEe of those at
% cents.
CHIPS Hair and WhIsker Dye" Black or Brown.
SOC,
On. CRIFTENION, PrOp'r, I Sixth AL NY. :,