The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-03-29
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HiAwasAa Chips.
The "beautifnl snow paid us . Wait, Friday
City election next Monday. whiskey or no wills
key. is the question.
We are paincd to say that the fnc haired loafers
giving place to rowtlies and inebriates
by George. Watkins has NOV ed his hook store into
Woosl & Adams hardware house. May all the bays
meet with success.
Rev. Hansberry had his thunder and lightning
grasshopper devourer exhibition street. Sat
urtay. We believe the thing will be q sucress If
the parson should sell County rights at reasonable
price, We predict a fortune for him.
JEFF. Davis Lawson is decidedly on his ear. He
wants to exterminate. annhilate enervate and sub
jugate every editor in the land. He says they are
liars by the mars, and he wants them to keep his
name ont of their -blarste,l debnbeations.' When
JEFF gets real mad he is actually black in the face.
We have said anything derogatory of his char
acter nor do We mean TO.
The gentleman from Maine and the gentleman from
Colorado poured walls of inveterate hate and malice
upon each others devoted heads. in the House. last
Wednesday evening. II one should believe both Of
their statements he could not help thinking that they
are two of the most consummate villains that
disgraced this mundane sphere. Alas! unhappy Yor-
rick
When u stranger enters city, he is struck with
the beauty and artistic taste of city construction
pleased with the and afability of our citizens
and actually smtten with the charms and grares of
our ladies' Our girls intelligent lovely,
plished refined like Juno Minerva and Venus COM
bined."
l.. +. Chase, the polite and accommodating land
lord ofthe Hiawatha House, in doing smashing bust
and the wayfaring who stops with him once
wants to do it again but he will not pay his Presi-
dental bets. 1t will be hard job for him to supply
that twelve dozen Of oysters, when he appears
at the judgment bar, to render up all his accounts
lie bet that New York and Indiana would 20 for
Hayes, and he got enraged because they voted for
Tilden that he will not pay the bets He says they
should have gone for Hayes.
Rev. Shackelford preached his farewell sermon to
densely packed house. last Sunday morning. The SER
listened to with much feeling, and many
the tears shed by the hearers for he was n be
loved pastor here Mr. Shackelford has set q good
example before his flock at this place, and his
~ will live in their hearts We only hope the
Conference has sent good man ms he was
Wyandotte gets a true Christian and good preacher
in the person of Rev. Shackelford.
Your old friend, DIR. Macy, in company with four
or five other shootsts, returned from protracted
duck hunt, Thursday evening They succeeded in
shooting thrtyo aquatic fowls but they positively
refuse to tell how many other kinds of ducks they
shot. As they went to the Missouri bottoms, we'll
surrnisc. The Doctor stands next to Richardson
dead shot.
There was n sound Of revelry by night" and on
investigation. it proved that ardent wife trOun
cins her other half He staid out little late, and it
found, when he got home, that he tottered he
walked. When she turned him loose, he vowed that
he would join the Good Templsrs.
The little brick church was packed full of eager
listeners. Sunday evening. Rev. Mr. Mcclure, Chris
tian, preached his last sermon in Brown County. He
goes East. May the Lord be with him. for he
jealous worker.
VIII the editor of the Chief be kind enough to pub
lsh tho rules for measuring in boxes, both she'll
ed and unshellelf Many people want to get the
rules.
Our den was homo, cd, the other evening, by calls
from several prominent individuals Call often; mis-
cry loves company.
Lon. Eddy District Clerk has just returned from
his little Kentucky. lie must mean business, by the
way he fingers there.
A young badly wounded, Sunday night.
He told his girl goodbye. and she only gave him
kiss.
The young srasshoppers have shut up their sleepy
red eyes. The beautiful snow did it.
Farming utensils sell like hot-cakes at dance.
Wedding here, before long. PAUL PRr.
FIN reply to the corn question Of correspondent
We will say that not much of cornist; but
here is a rule find in paper, which looks if it
may be just the thing.-Ea. Chief