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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01
Prof. Tyndsil's Warning

In concluding an address TO tho
students of University College Lon
dom Prof. Tyndall. who is unques
| tionable one of the most interchangeable
/ brain workers of our century, said,
take care of your health. Imagine
| Hercules as oarsfnan in a rotten boat,
/ what can he do there but by the force
| of his stroke expedit the ruin of bis
craft. Take care of the timbers of your
1 boat" The distinguished scientist {
advice is equally valuable to all Work
/ ers. We are apt TO devote all our en-
ergies 10 welding the oars, our strokes
| fall firm aud fast, but few of us eX-
anime or even think of the condition OF
our boats until the broken or rotten
tinlbers suddenly give way and We
find ourselves the victims of q calami-
ty which could have been easily avoid
ed by little forethought, What be
gan with slight fracture, or perhaps
even carleSs exposure 10 disorganizing
influences, ends in the complete wreck
of the life-boat The disease which
began with slight headache or an
undue exposure 10 cold terminates in
death, unless its progress he checked,
and the disease remedied. The first
symptoms, the heraids of disease,
give no indication of the strength Of
the on-coming foe. and the victim
trusts that his old ally, Nature, will
exferninate the invader. But disease
is an old general and aud accomplishes
hi- most important movements in the
night time. and some bright morning
finds him in possession of one of the
strongest Notifications. Nature igno-
,t,.t .t1-
delivers up the whole physical armory
to the invader. Like the willy pollfi-
clan. Nature is always on the strong
est side. and the only way to ensure
her support is TO keep your vital pow
ers in the ascendant. Keep your
strongest forts-the stomach and liver
well garded. DO not let the foe enter
the arterial highways, for he will steal
or destroy your richest merchandise
and impoyerish your kingdom. To re-
pulse the attacks of the foe you can
lind no better ammunition than DIR.
Picree's Family Medicines. Full d.
erctions accompany each package His
Pleasant Purgative Pellets are especi-
ally effective in defending the stofn-
ach aud liver. His Golden Medical
Discovery for purifying the blood and
arresting coughs and colds. LII you
wish to become familiar with the most
approved system of defense in this war;
fare. and the history of the foes inva-
sion, together with complete instru-
tions for keeping your forces in mar
tial order in time Of peace, you can
find no better manual of these tactics
than The Peoples Common Sense
Medical Adviser" by Il. v. Pierce.
NJ D., Of the Worlds's Despensary,
Buffalo, =. i, Sent 10 any address on
receipt Of Sl.50. 1t contains over nine
hundred pages, illustrated by two hun
bred and eighty-two engravings and
colored plates, and elegantly bound in
cloth and gilt.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

The Developments in connection
with the Oregon Electoral! vote were
such that poor old sammy Tilden felt
constrained to arise and put in gen.
erai denial of all knowledge Of, or par
,icipation in the purchase Of the Gro
min and his nose. This is a terribly
humiliating position for candidate
for President of the United States to be
placed, and made more So by the self
evident thinness of the old man. de-
NAL. concerning which the New York
Tribune says:
1t is very certain that Mr.. TiIden
knew nothing about ii. Ii is simply
his luck. Somebody is always taking
advantage ofthat poor old gentleman s
confiding and unSuspieious nature.
These dispatches may have been sent
to Grammercy Park in cipher, but
they could not have gone in at the
front door. They must have been
smucgied and even when they got
there il is not al all likely they were
understood. They seem to have been
answered: bat then appearances are
often deceptive: they may have an
swered themselve,-wh knows?With
such mind reader a. Patrick sending
dispatches in cipher there's no telling
what may not happen. 1t isauitc inn
possible that Mr.. Tiiden had any
knowledge of the transaction. He,
too, is OF confiding and trustful dis
position like Kelly. There are lots OF
things going on around him that be
seems responsible for, but which he
actually knows nothing about. Why,
in ls5s, il will be remembered, that
there wa. document sent out with
his name attached 10 il as Chairman
of the State Committee, which TO the
carnal mind had the appearance of
squirting toward fraudulent manip-
ulation of the returns, and some peo-
pie thought they knew about il. But,
bless you, he was innocent a. child
didn't know word about il until ii
was all over and the fraud was accom-
plished. The truth is, he has been all
his life more or less imposed upon by
designing people.
But what if this precious old limo
cent had happened TO have been elect
ed President Then, had the United
States Treasury been stolen empty.
Mr.. Tilden would simply have arisen
to declare, with all possible solemnity
that he never knew anything about
the expenditure
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

We do not often quote from the
Chicago Times, paper whose politi-
cal efforts are now here and now there
in way that leaves nothing sure ex-
cept that they will be always low-liv-
ed and lying; but in another column
Of this issue we reprint a late eulogy
pronounced by the Times upon the
Democratic party as represented in
the Congress Of the United States. IT
is pretty rich reading, especially when
we remember that the cause of such a
castigation il the refusal OF the major
ity of the party to subvert all law
and order and inaugurate revolution
and anarchy by following the lead OF
the "Tilden or 'goah'" minority.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01
and fnrther. that he vii,

Constitution: and further. that he vii!
perform that duty i'm the Senate cham
Der that afternoon. He will conclude
| his communication by requesting the
House TO attend at the hour named.
The Republicans i'm the House and
such Democrats as oppose the iawiess
Mot of the revelutionists will come
over and witness the count. ANY at
tempt to obstruct it in the senate will
be put down rs out Of order. There
are duplicate tally sheets one OF which
is in thepossession ofthe House-teilers
and the other in that of the Senate
tellers. All the unopened certificates
are i'm the possession Of the President
OF the Senate, and any of them that
NAV be uncounted when the fiiibus-
tering begins will remain in his Gus
tody. All that will have 10 be done 10
complete the count will be for him TO
omen the certificates and hand them
10 the telIers, who will enter the votes
upon the tally sheet. The count will
then he officially recorded and the final
result formally ascerta.ned and declar-
ed. The Tribunal created by
Democratic votes will have settled all
the disputed points for which il was
organized. The title of Gov. Hayes to
the Presidency will be made clear and
his possession of the office will only
depend upon the formal opening Of
one or two unconte-ted certificates re-
manning i'm the box.
Then, Is il now stated on other an-
thority in order TO prevent all posi-
bility of success TO any of the plans of
the reyolutionists, Mr.. Hayes will he
sworn in on March 4th. Sunday. leay-
ing the inaugural ceremonies which
are all outside of the pale of the Con-
stitution, TO be duly attended to on
Monday. March 9Th. Thus, the little
games of Messrs. Field and Company
will lie all spoiled, and the public
peace be fully secured.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

The New York Hes'dtd Of last Satur-
day charges that the delay of the Flee
toral has count resulted from themeth-
DDS OF atmiserable AMI miscreaEt game
the entire country that should their
"lunatie brethren get the upper hand
and force the Nation into the throeS OF
another Presidential election, a. the
Field bill contempiatcs, the Democra-
tie party will 'be buried deeper than
ever plummet sounded beneath the
waves of pshIic indignation and
scorn.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Nasty called a meeting I'll Conietlrit
Y Roads to consider the decision OF
the Electoral Tribunal. The meeting
resolved that The ackshin Nv the Re
puplikin members Nv the commission
the Dimoerisy, and lei Tilden and re-
form slide through, shakes our conf
dence in human nacher, and makes
us tremble for the Republic The
Corners with one voice pini- the finger
NV scorn at them, and withers them
by declarin il hez 10 iengef any con.
fidence in them"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

The Republican members OF the
commission are receiving many threat
ening anonymous letters announcing
what will be their fate if they give
Oregon to Hayes. The other night
some one hung piece Of Grape on the
door OF Justice Bradiey's house with a
slip of paper. Oh which WIS written,
Justice is dead =
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Could anything better exemplif,
the straits 10 which the average Dem
ocratic newspaper has been reduced
during the late political canvass thar
the fact that almost without exception
they came out and claimed for Tilder
an electoral vote in Oregon-declarinl
that it was his both in law and equity
when the facts were So conspiciously
against him that not single one o.
the Democratic members of the Flee.
toral Commission sustained such 9
claim by voice or vote?
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Notice l. hereby given that on III
first Monday of March 1877. at tn
Court House in Upton. Iowa, an elec
ton will be held 10 elect Mayor ant
Recorder and five Trustees of sait
town for the ensuing year. Pollsoper
at . o'clock A. n.
s. Y. YATES. ;. Y. LASDT,
Recorder. Mayor.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Tho Toledo Rad views the trouble
in the Democratic camp with cheerful
serenity, and remarks: The Western
Democrats are threatening 10 90 on
the warpath for the scalps Of their
Eastern and Southern bre;hern. Ii
looks like large contract, rs the
Southern Democrats have all the
brains aud the Eastern ones all the
money that there is in the party. 1t
does not seem rs IL the We3terners
could afford to read anybody ont.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Mrs Topper, the queen of the bee
interests in Iowa, was tried last week
at Davenport for the forgeries with
which her busieess career closed some
months ago. The plea of insanity
was successfully Sc, un. aud the jury
Acquitted her.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01
SHERIFF SALE.

BY yirt1c OF special execution to me di-
reeted, issned from the Office of the Clerk of
the District Court in and for the county OF
Cedar and state OF Iowa, in favor OF Bent
& Cottrell and against o. D. Hubbard, /
have levied upon the following property 40
the property Of the said o. d, Hisbard, to
wit
All OF lot number thirteen a3), and
eighteen us feet o. lot number fourteen
u4l IN block number four "a, as described
and laid down in the town plat OF Stan
wood, Cedar county, iowa.
And shall offer the same for sale At the
Court House door. In the town of Upton
IN said county, on Saturday the 18th day o.
February A. ID. 1877, at one O'Clock =. VI. o
said day, to satisfy said execution and cost,
that may accrue thereon
Dated this 18th day Of February A. d. 1877
A. b. MAYNARD,
Sheriff OF Cedar county, Iowa.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01
the expenditu

The Republicans of Cincinnati are
contesting the late election on the
ground of Democratic frauds. Tilden
in his letter of acceptance said; What
the country wants il real re-
FORM At an other time, when a
little overcome 10y overmuch wine, lie
maudliniy remarked. Reform. Zha!z
me-" Eph. Holland, Of Cincinnati
| concluded 10 share in this great work
Of reform. He got into tight place
| on account OF the share he took in il
and recently "squealed.n III his con
| fession he says, II had inan from
| Chicago named Burns with a gang o
eight men, aud man named Fair
child from pittsburg with eight men
aud Mike Gleason from New York witt
| eighteen men. We cast in all abou
five hundred Democratic votes"
was by these votes the Democrat
elected two members OF Congress, Say
Ter andI Banning. and their count
| ticket.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Senator Thurman, who il confined
to his house by illness, has resigned
his position a. a member of the Elec-
toral Commission, and Senator ker.
nan, of New York, also Democrat,
has been appointed to fill the vacancy.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01
Seorr Town, LAwRELcE
COUNTY. OHIO.
MRssERs. kennedy & Co

Dear airs: At this late hour | will inform
you OF the great bensft received from the
use OF DIR. kadeliff-s Great remedy. SEVEN
SEALS or GOLDEN WONDER, after being
confined to my bed for eight years with a
complication Of diseases, Dyspepsia, Bron-
chitis, Palpitaiion OF the Heart. Pain Ia the
Right side, with General Debility, for which
tried the skill Of our home physicians, also
. doctor Of New York Git and two OF
Pittsburg. and one 10 the northern part OF
Ohio. Took enotgh patent medicines 10
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

The second trial of Alexander Sulli-
van for the murder of Francis A, Han
ford began Monday in Chicago before
Judge MeA Ulster.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01
piness 10 Millions of Suffering Humanity
ST. 900 Profit in Four Monthsl 1872 81 Bottles Sold
READ THIS:

swim in all TO no purpose At length +
WAS induced to try DR.. Radcliffe SEVEN
SEALS or GOLDEN WONDER. cent and
got six fifty cent bottles, and before using ir
all faund myself able to travel in Q buggy
Took the agency for its sale last April, four
months ago. and have sold thirteen n oss. or
1,s12 bottles, up to this date. August Goth,
and expect from the growing demand to
sell ten thousand uo,o0o)aottles In the next
year Gentlemen. II You think this worth
using You can do so, as | am generally
known over three countries as q man OF
great afiiic;ion
Yours Respectfully.
ii J. DARLING
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Russia has 6e0, uri men. nearly half
her total force. ready for fighting, and
half OF II on the frontier, eager TO
plunge into Turkey on the first notice.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

The newest article made of iron Is
cast iron grand mother" not a
term of reproach. bnt machine for
darning hose
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

The Chicago Iribuae recently pub
lished q complete ventilation OF the
forty-fiye or fifty Democratic members
of Congress who have shown them
selves 50 devoid of principle, sense OF
decency, a. 10 be in favor of defeating
the conclusion OF the Electoral count
by any and all means. A sitting out
of these fellows shows that the ma.
jority of them are from Ohio
and westward, and also shows that
nearly every one of them was repudi-
ated at the last election, either by the
party in convention or by the people
at the polls. Their respective terms
of official life, therefore, terminate
March 4th. and each and every dog OF
them had been expecting fat Office
from uncle Sammy to fall back upon
The disappointment seems 10 have
fairly crazed them.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01
A administrator Notice.

Notice lie hereby given that the under
signed has this day been appointed by tn.
Circuit Court Of Cedar County, iowa
Executrix Of the estate OF F. But
terneld, diseased; and all persons having
claims against the estate are hereby mott
fed to Ole them with the Clerk of said Cour,
clearly stated and duly sworn to, and per
sons owing said Estate are notified to make
immediate payment TO the undersigned al
Pennington township.
Dated at Pennington township, Iowa
this gid day Of February. A. d. 1877.
Laura r. BrrTEKFfgLp, Administrative.
luz
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Iowa and Georgia are nearly eaua
in population. Iowa pay. st.22a. Is:
for the education Of her youth, while
Georgy pays but s223 600.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

The Rochester DsDsocrat. coins the
word .Trumbulliozing." and wants
no questions asked.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Read the advertisement OF DR.. No
Atfee the celebrated specialist, in this
paper, who offers to pay one hundred
dollars forfeit for any case be under.
takes ard does not cure. an2l
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

Over $40, 900 has been raised for the
Iowa State Temperance Alliance
during the Isst two months.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

The Democratic argument il that ii
is unconstitutional 10 elect any one
President but Tiiden.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

s to are good. But is 70 ls4 will
be better.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

PLANTS AND SEEDS
FOR 1877.
Best Flower and Vegetable Seeds
Administrator Notice.

Public Notice Is hereby given that the nm.
dsrsgned has this day been appointed and
commissioned by the Circuit Court ofCeasr
County. in the State OF Iowa, Administrator
OF the Estate OF Henry G.. Jobes deceased
and all persons having claims against said
estate are hereby notified TO file them with
the Clerk OF said Court, clearly stated and
duly sworn TO, and within legal time, pre-
paratory to their being allowed or proved.
and persons owing said Estate are rcques
ted to make immediate payment to the
undersigned, and avoid costs.
Dated at Clarence Iowa, this Goth day OF
February A. ID. 1877.
ALLEN FRtSK, Admir-
sYLvANUs YATES, Atty.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-03-01

DISING STAR LODGE, No. -, j. %. G. T
IN Meetings saturday evening OF eacl
week at schoolhouse in village of aassiilen
Members of the Order come and see us
FRANK EMERSON, ". G. 7.
+. Mitchell, Sec.
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POST MONEY ORDERS

POSI MUNEY ORDERS
iinb bus fGerFs unb biutsFe Mitte1
sur ueberienbuns BON Gelb unb fpllten,
100 fte su babsn fino. casu gebrnu6i
peroer.
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70 mus tmmer aud eas ppfamt anee>
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empfansen trurbe.
Benn Semanb fetn BIatt ntGt res
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etne @etle GebIer einfdIetden, 70 iplIte
Der betrefenbe ISent, ioute bte Ser
dusseber ipslet@ paopn bena&rt&ttst
merben.
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Scob,@rbeitett

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aud fit 8eamte unb 0ei9dftsIeute II,
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BfnbeabS,
geftb ftbdftsfarten.
Girenlare,
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WInFate
u.f. 70. auf ftrsefe ytptts.
Auzefgen aller Art,
beicnbers fur
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8auf II. Uerkanf non c9armen
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d. {. I. ftnben bur@ Deu .,Bonoercr
ote wettefte 8erbrettuno unD fiibre'
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ct. 9saal, MetnmeiOta, @amaas, ben 8. Tebrar 1877

BON 6ambura miro Elm beiipieuos
taltsr Btnter aen1elpet. Der 0anrel
lieet barnieosr unp man beiir9tet Ell
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uno Nlemanb past es, ettpas ;u untsr,
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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1877-10-20
The Entertainment.

Quite q select audience assembled
in tho Thespian Hall on Thursday
evening to witness the entertainment
given in behalf Of Mt. Zion Insti~
tute The programme was varied,
and the spectators received the full
worth of their money.
Part first opened with the "Crys-
tai Monument" beautiful tableau.
Upon the contre Of the stage stood
q monument of snowy whiteness,
while on each side was a piece of
statuary, third figure, somewhat
smaller, capping it. The figures
were beautiful, and admirably poised,
and together formed the most effec..
tive tableau we have witnessed in
some time. The audience expressed
their satisfaction with loud applause.
Next followed q chorus, "Hard
Times" and a glee, "Light may tho
boat row." Both were we'll rem.
dcred by tho choral club. These
wero followed by recitation by Mr..
r. L. Dunnenberg, of the WE'LL
known and favorite Irish poem,
"Shamus OBrien.". Great care had
been exercised in the preparation of
this piece, as was evinced by tho nd,
mirable mannor in which it was rem
dered. The sponkor's action was
graceful and appropriate, while his