The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1877-11-23
NOTES AND OPINIONS

Zach Chandler never puts any water
in his profanity.
Mr.. Hewetts cake hoe cake-ap-
pears to be dough.
Nasps republican elephant is very
much bloated It looks a. lit had
swallowed the imitation party.
A new beatitude by the New York
ld-Btessed are the poor, for their
wills shall not be contested.
A negro kissed white girl in Col.
umhia, South Carolina, and she shot
him instantly through the heart,
Now Talmsge claims to be a work.
ingman. Some OF the workingmen by
and by, will want to claim to be
loafers.
The Poncea Indians will be removed
to the Indian territory, and it Is said
be placed on lands il the Chickasaw
nation.
1.-THE Russians have taken Kars for
Constautinople, it would Indicate de
plorable ignorance OF geography on
their part,
President Diaz of Mexico is said to
be educating son OF Thomas Mejia
who was shot with MaXimlllian at
Queretaro.
The Knights of Pythias propose to
have grand celebration of the ami
very OF the lodges organization in
Terre Haute.
Mrs. Werling, of Lehigh county,
Pennsylvania, took poison because her
husband wanted her to leave him.
She has died from the effects.
The income Of the Grard estate ap.
plicable TO the purposes OF college i'm.
provements and support, amounts to
about 800, 900 year.
A New York giraffe has the sore
throat. This exhausts the supply OF
sore throat, and you can now take
the red flannel off your neck.
Mohammed's ghost has appeared to
the sultan, to show him to what
complexion the sick man must come
ut last, or before long.
The official canvass shows that the
vote OF Colorado on the woman suf-
frage question was: For, 6,6l2; against,
li,O33; majority against, 5i4l.
Mr.. Sylyanus Atkins, aged l0i, was
taken to the polls on election day ia
Nalatte, Columbia county, New York,
and he voted the democratic ticket.
The democratic triumph in Ohio is
no rebuke to the presidents policy. Ii
should be remembered that democrats
heartily endorsed the presidents south.
ern and civil service policy.
Every time Hayes dominates a real.
ly capable and honest man fer a posi-
ton, We lind the republican senators
declaring that the nominee is not a
good republican,, ana that his LOYALTY
is suspected.
A Princeton, Wisconsin, man evil
IDENTIFY voted the wrong piece Of paper;
Tor the inspectors counted among the |
scattering q ticket reading: Sugar,
washdish, lamp chimney, thread No
%, black thread No 30"
A Brooklyn court has decided that |
husband Is worth only 1900, in suit
Instituted 10y a widow whose husband
was killed by the fall OF an enbunk.
inent. The article IL dog cheap in that
city, but perhaps the Brooklyn va.
riety, like the dog, is not worth much.
Francis Frost, a young man aged
thirty-One years, who has been stop
ping at Eaton, Madison county, New
York, fell ia love with little fifteen.
year.Old girl, Miss Lucy Mercy, and
because she refused TO marry him com.
nitted suicide by taking lauianum.
ID. r, in his Cincinnati enquirer
rays that the Hon.
NJ. Eyarts is the most terrible
sgotist God ever created to sflllct hu.
naDity. He will bold you all the even.
Dg on one sentence aud one su, let
he subject being the Hon. William
NJ. Evarts.
A policeman in Montreal had his
we on the queens statue early Sunday
morning, when the earth irembled. /
Ter arm seemed TO moYd aud beckon
he huge Bonaventure block TO tumble
yer on him. The policeman rubbed
is eyes and muttered. .Well, must
ave three drops too many" Not far a