The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-06-19
NKWO AND MOTIFS.

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pump. So
New York is To have q school Of
the ballet.
Oakley Hall is really flirting with
oblivion.
The Mormon loyeth not the Gen. |
tile reporter.
-Coronets of coral are fashionable
for brunettes.
-Princesse dresses are made with
only one leg.
Leather belts are again in style
for ladies' dresses.
Making both ends meet-tieing
the hair with shoe string.
The widow Oliver has heen con-
ciliated in her Senator Cameron claim.
"A Canada woman cut her throat
with a chip, and % she had the dead
wood on herself.
Bunting is fashionable; aud IL
you want to get married and buy
baby bunting. you may.
The Cincinnati Saturday Night
thinks that "Job must have been q
fellow Of inf mite tumor."
BARK mats, worked in flowers
with colored porcupine quilts, are
fashionable for table service,
Some Ssvoyards recently waited
on the pope To present q valuable
book. Every page Was bank note.
Cold rice pudding is now deco
rated with flowers, which make the
dessert blossom like the rose.
DR.. Hepworth ssys that religion
and dyspepsia can never 90 together.
Ye can not serve two masters.
The Fool clamors that he il as
wise rs the Sage. and the Sage shrinks
from saying It is not so.-Froude.
In few short weeks. all over
this broad free land. the country fair
grounds will he put lin better condi-
ton"
A Massachusetts parson declares
that he will not marry men under
twenty-five or women under twenty
years Of age.
Miss Eve, the eldest daughter Of
the actor and play-writer, Dion Bouci.
cault, is soon to marry an Euglish nc.
tor named John Clayton.
One Boston family has changed
cooks fourteen times in three months.
and another family in the same city
has had but one cook in ffty.fouz
years.
| -Riverton. n. j., has had q sensa'
ton in the birth Of a four-legged chick
en-. Scientists are going down there
to see il it ISN'T new style Of mosquito.
n. Y. Telegram.
The presidency Of life insurance
company has its sorrows. lttakes m
official 40 long to count over his salary
that he has no time to 60 a-6shine
Detroit Free Press.
| "A livery stable horse fell dead in
Baltimore while going to . funeral.
1t is supposed the driver over exerted
the animal in trying to keep up with
the hearse.
AT an insane asylum in Pau,
France, a keeper put an insane womna
in bath, turned on the hot water
and left the room. Result-A boiled
lunatic and official investigation
In Paris misses wear slippers. and
further ornament the foot and leg by
twining narrow. bright-colored ribbon
zig-zag around from the shoe upward.
Green turtle soup Is black and
greasy, and can only be relished by
those who want to get rid Of the suffer
ing creatures which inhabit the tanks
in front Of restaurants.
"A Cunarl stewardess Is going to
retire after twenty years service. with
a fortune Of twenty-five thousand
dollars earned during the time. She
stood tipping much better than the
passengers.
Never mind. dear. never mind. If
you are disappointed because you
couldn't 60 to the picnic. Just think
how much more wretched and niser-
able those poor people will feel who
did 60.
Ida Greeley that was. nov Ida
Smith (sweet name), has . chubby
hoy. who has just been christened ut
Chappaqua. the cid Greeley home
stead, and the name Of Horace Gree
ley-Smith.
An old citizen Of this place. aged