Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-03-15
ORlgINAL
Editors
Miscellany
Socks and Shirts.

We received letter through the +. O.
the other ght asking. "Ho " often should
a prrson take "A WAS ?"
Now, this question Of the bath is of no
little import, and from observation, smell
aud iii" color Of the >ovks SOM people
wear we fudge it u matter many If US
night wash-up on 60 tospeak) with pr,f'
When We first cane ito tie mon t,;!ns'
we ha n"ver seen anything but socks and
stockings. and the stockings we'd never
s. en- out Of shop window. and We only
knew what tn y were frcm the Labels at,
tached and we d. fly proof TO the contrary
But one day viii e sitting in some q c'~
store here q man en,ered-sat Iowa by the
stoy+-pulled "ff his boots aid tegan to
unwind long. narrow rag from Zach
foot. BY The time lie had t.ken material
sufficient for II wagn cover from he
right one. and enough for q she ter enl
FROM lhe eft one, our stomach Was be,in
ming to reg ain little of its equ lIbrium
and W. ventured the question" "H"w AID
you hurt your fce,?" Il hajn't hurt no
feet. 'og gone you! Thest's foot r'gs!'
We've no doubt of their Comfort. but
if they don't suggest what the ol women
would cab "fogo," then there 8 no virtue
in signs
If socks. Stockings AMI foot-rass bear
any relation to the QUESTION OF ''the wash. ,"
SO also do drawers and undersi,ir1s. and
we propose to look in them a little We
haven't counted up the pores upon The
coles Of your foot, but they are thicker
than hail. and As we haven't got Il physlol-l
Dgy ha'dy the statement must be ,aksa
for granted. A mans ow n feet tell h,m
plainly that they are conluiis for tn e
most offensive matter his body throws
off; and. when the condition of most
socks is considered. it's no wonder :he
Statistics show terrible moftality among|
The iun OF it Is, most
men are ashamed of th. ir dirty socks; and
when you see one hurrirdly yank off hi.
B.lbr .ga., around The currer of clair
aud hastily stuff it into his boot yom
nay know, without fail. that man hasn't
washed his feet or changed his duhs for
4 month. Not that we'd have him lave
uis pedals in the brcad-pan "a Ia China
cook or beuisnly cleanse them in the
spring that supplies the coffee pot. or,
p!acldly Soak them in the bowl which has
10 answer tor other peoples face----nol al
all. but we'd have him keep clean in q
respectable manner.
IT'S all very well to CLAIM that man
was created leIfect-you aud | know bet
Ter lie is. from OPERATION Of nature.
filthy Deast-lhe M0inent he puts o" ms,
10th the dir begins to come. and thei
mum4nl he doa't TAX. them off, or does
AXE Them off, YOU know bes n ina" by
NE srrell. And you can't lay it all 10 the
.Ioih; S, for while the ''alr Of The alm"s
,hrre'' carries uff some Of tn. 'EipI:r,iIes
If a naked AdonlS. white clothes c""cen
,fate aid double -distill th'm nTo" the
anne p. rson. il is MS true, that we are oi
he eafih. ear,hy,
If YOU don't think so. sake lock into
my clothes -ba. ket. w hen Kcyser wanted |
al
"a prove his occupation lie exclaimed: IF
vou don't brlicy. I'm . bu,cner-hOy.
smell. of my boots" AMI We assert there
sn t q man upon arth who will doubt
mis- O. iein VIII he but once smeli OF his
socks.
OF course this isn't very sweet sub,
ject, but when D. r>on wrstss 10 Know
he must be told AID as with socks 50
$ it with your u,dt rclothes. just think
# the cOnfintm-nt To which The angles of
he body are subject. d-swath d in c'''o"
,r fine linen, IN wooden or silk, u MAKE. |
10 difference-the .xhalatiOns snh the
,orts and the odily drposl's are there; ana
we're it not for an occasional hole In an