The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-10-20
FACr.FANCY AND FUN.

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clouds, nature may be said to be IN lis
shirt-sleeves.
The principle of the communist leader
is to earn his bread by the sweat OF seihe-
body else's brow.
IT is on V the peanut men that really
enjoy this life, for theirs is cash ouS'
mess Yonkers Gazette
NEVER tread on the bunions OF a man
who has boil on his neck. 1t Is IN
christian, careless and dangerous.
CINCINNATI papers are making light
OF the sccident which destroyed i've Nun
dred lamp chlmneys for dealer.
DETROIT has become so enraptured
with boat racing that We expee. soon 10
besr that she has founded a college.
THE new postal cards can't be beaten
-Er OF course not; no one thinks Of
licking postal csrd.-PhiIa. Bulletin
The Graphic represents Turkish camp
sentjnels standing under big umbrellas
There's grim-vissged war for you'll
BosroN CoRBEET is not only destitute,
hut in New Jersey. This is affiiction
with the bark on.-S. Louis Times
OsE of the editors" OF the st. Leus
Globe. Democrat has been called to the
pulpit II it isn't nailed down he'll steal
il.
THE Rochester Democrat has dlscov-
cred that it is waste OF time TO swear NJ
the flies; they don't understand the Ian
guage.
BRICK PoMERoY is the only newspaper
man that ever got even with proof
reader. He married his Ctncn7aGt'
Commercial.
WHES Tartar meets TURK,
With their mutual terocities,
Then-horrible work =
Comes the tug of atrociues.-Fsac"'
WIN. PATTERSON WAS the first man
who raised bis voice against strikes, yet
no encyclopaedia so much as mentions
him. NorristOi1n Herald.
A MuLs struck on Saturday on the
Erie tow. psth. They have found CAP
aid one suspender- button that belonged
{ the dIiver.-ROnte Sentinel.
A MILWAUKEE editor says George
Sand may have died from strong coffee
hut there has been no mortality IRON
that cause at his boarding house.
QUESTION by little Vermont boy
looking at beautiful statue and closely
observed by Herald p. l. man: "Ms
did she hang her clothes on hickory
limb"
RUsTIC-"Good-by, Betty, We bees
goin' for good" Betty-"rhen, mine
taee don't miss the way. II be the tursi
tlee's ever on that road, I'm thinkin.
FIRST New Yorker-"I consider hin
man of first class business talent
second New Yorker-"Ah, indeed
Whist was the amount of MS detalca-
tion2"
avoid that which you blame other:
FIR doing" says oLr OF our wise men
We'll, things nave come to pretty pas.
fla man can't kiss his own vie.
GENTLEMAN, l introduce to you my
friend, VINO isn't MS stupid rs he seems
to be-" Introduced friend, with viyaclty
THAT'S precisely the difference be-
tween my friend and myself
AN "American abroad" who had beer
disguised with the frequent tltle-huntlng
mamma, sententiously remarked thai
"where the marquis was there would the
mothers be gathered together
Iris n Massachusetts, editor who cre
out: Give Us back the sun bonnet OF ouI
grandmother. We haven't seen hi:
grandmothers sunbonnet: and we don't
believe his daughter would wear 1t were
he to get 1t back.
A CERTAIN young gentleman OF Fal
River was Oh Que of the recent steamboat
excursions. On his return he Was asked
if there was any .we!i GA the &C Nn. Tie
replied with becoming dignity: ~ g.
when | got there there was
"FELLow TRAVELLERS" said ColornC
preacher ..ei | had been eatiL dried ap,
pies tor week. and den took to drlai>lh
for II mont, couldn't feel more swe.lcd
up den [ sm dis mint with pride anc
vanity ut seem such a full attendance
har."
"MARTIN CASEY, of Chicago, ha.
saved the lives OF eighty adults, and no
one OF them tn, nked him." That's MOI
strange. When man has almost got
out OF Chicago for good he doesn't fee
much Ike thanking the person wh(
brings him bsck.-Boston Post.
"MooNLIGHT hops are the fashion il
Mobile" says the CO1rier-JOurHGL. 5,
they are occasionally up this way. We
saw boy, who had just been to one
coming out of farmer melon patch tn,
other evening, and he had u bulldog I,
escort him home.
The correct thing now when you are
hard pushed by your landIady, Is to ge
friend TO start rumOr that you've just
inherited $4,000 from an uncle IN
Great Britain For at least fortnight
thereafter every plate OF hash will come
70 v,u Nuraathpd in smiles