, 1877-01-28
will be satisfied. Until such verdict is
reached, i'll such 4 manner, there WILL alwaYs be
suspicion and distust.
.HUhiOR.

HUM0R.
little boys first pair Of trousers always ft
J II the pockets arc deep enough.
how does man difTer from the brute creation
lie stands upright; but lie doscn't act SO.
II live by my pen," said poet, wishing tc
impress young lady. 'sYou look as Ii you
lived In it, was the reply.
A thin person may succeed as lecturer, but
%hcn lat man gets through speaking and sits
Gown lie always leaves deeper impression.
A phrenoloeist eays the principal bump on
George Washingtons head Is adhcsivepess. He
alludes to GEORGES head on postage stamp.
4 little boy came to his mother recently aud
said, Mamma, should think if was made Of
dust I would get muddy inside when I drink
coffee"
Prof. Tice, OF st. Louis, refuses to make any
more weather predictions until summer: Along
about July he can predict mild weather and
make good hit.
A harassed husband thinks if the dressmaker
would trim his wife's dresses less and tho butch
er would trim his meat more he could meet bis
I obligations better.
What silent old world it would be if men
talked only as much rs they think. L fellow
would have to carry rattle around with him to
make noise with.
An Italian has invented torpedo which will
not only blow up a l01-ton gun, but will shatter
tAfC oAlpf A1!A tI!G CIEM1 AuQ DTEnk all the
dishes on the nearest land.
Rctiredcitizen to metropolitan frieud-ssN hat
! enjoy SO much IN the country is the quiet!
Now, herein my garden, my boy, You don't hear
sound, 'cepting the trains !''-fuach.
An Oregon boy, who got to school the other
day few minutes before the master and his
fellows, declared u vacancy, and cast the whole
vote Of the school. in favor Of q holiday.
It Is foolishness Tor man to try to make |
game OF ooardlng-house chicken By looking at |
it. under the impression that d steady pnze If
the human eye will make any animal quail.
A dilapidated tramp was heard recently in
Weighing against people who do not clean OH
their sidewalks: III expect every minu1e,n he
said, to fall down and break my watch"
The Fenian movement has broken out aea}n
A Philadelphia perfumer has just put upon the
market new kind OF poinadc, which is said to
oe the strongest head-scenter TINT has yet been
brought out.
4 servant who plumcd@ herself upon beinp
employed in a gcnteel family was asked he
definition Of the term: "Where they have two
or three kinds OF wine, and tile gentlemen
'Wear," was the reply.
Rome Sentiue,: A father on Thomas street.
then he wants to correct his son, bends bin over
Saratoga trunk and starts him up In the world |
round under discussion.
q Congress-" said Mrs. Partineton. 81 if;thcr :
aren't got power enough among 'eu to count !
few votes. Why, Isaac would do It IN firc
lmutes BY simple admonition.'
" Is my breakfast rcady." said an impatient
unns na1 g man @ VINO vas trying to get his morning
alter; I'll whistle up aud sec.' s'Hearensi M
,; don't TO that ordered sausage, and il YOU
hist4e You'll have the whole pack down. \
\. lights cigar, then to his valet, with hor. J
bic grin1acc: Jean Bapti5te, where In thnn- {
+ d,d you ret that eisar?'' ain the blue :;
'rceialn 6ox, SIR" You illimitable idiot!
ow often have told you that the cigars in the ?
ac BOZ are for my friends ss"-Paris paper:
Norwich Bulletin: 4 correspondent asks why -
20 not publish more original poetry. One
lsoh IS, that writer's are too apt to confine dl
enseiyes to thirty or forty verses, aud give
!. sentiment no opportunity to expand What le
y !tule demands are expansion and large hand 60
lt'ns while hndling-Wood is so high. nj
We are going home" said trarn uho tn
nted to talk. "Astor. Stewart, Garncr III. to
vanderbilt have all dropped out of the bnsv NJ
f1u within short time. have mysolf y ae
ign that worries nle good deal after hank m,
:, hours, and to-day forgot to take Is cents ~,
II me when closed the vault "-Ne,o OrZeons a n'
publican. 'D ~ 'e1''S ne
~, :. an
us Is one OF the old-fashioued. orthof,ov
tiers, when the courtyard men sanntcr a1on1
streets with big ulster ovcrconts. trimmei
1ur, buttoned up to their ears, while the !,
cream men shln along the streets in linen 'ne
tefs, With their gloycless hands rammefi into rev
u trousers pockets up to the elbows ing
ton Hapheyc. 4'"'- ma