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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

An American artist in London,
Mr.. Vanderweyde, has succeeded
in perfecting an invention by the
aid Of which, in conjunction with
the usual apparatus, photographs
can be taken in the night time,
equally rs well as they can by the
light Of the sun. It came about in
this way: Two years ago Mr..
vandsrweyde went to q London
artist to be photographed. There
was not sufficient light for the OPP
GRAFTON. He went the two days
following, each time with the same
result. The prospect that there
would be good light any time du-
ring the week was unpromising,
and while the sitter was discussing
with the English artist about the
murky character Of the London at
mosphere, the head Of the firm
came up, and jocularly remarked /:
"Now, you Americans are uncom-
monty clever at iuventing all kinds
Of things, why don't you come to
our assistance, and bottle daylight
for usi" The remark set Mr.. Van
derweyde thinking, and after q
long series Of experiments, in
making one Of which he nearly lost
bis life, he at last succeeded In
"bottling daylight" The London
correspondent of the New York
Times says that his invention
makes the photograph indepen-
dent Of daylight, and really i'm.
proves upon nature, for, the new
light does not vary and is always
on hand. The light has been tested
and proved in the severest manner
The expense Of using 1t is not more
than ten cents an hour for six op'
Grating rooms, and the rapidity o.
production is something wonder
ful. II is related that person, or
his way 70 the theater, sst for BIZ
photograph in . studio fitted with
the bottled daylight" and hat
copies delivered to him In his DO,
BY the time the play was over
The next thing we shall hear Of
perhaps, viii be the bottling o
daylight Tor general use ct night
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

Hints for moving day: Do not
load too heavily; it is generally
the last chair that knocks the look
ing glass into a thousand pieces,
or puts its foot through the eye of
your great-grand-father. Do not
pile the furniture up too high; it
is generally the what-not that bungs
a hole in the painting of washing
ton crossing the Delaware"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23
THE WONDERFUL
EGYPTIAN BL00D-PURIFIER.

This Incompatible DEPURATITE q
a pO,cerfuI ALTER1TIHE, TONIC, DE-
UkETIC, Ola ard APERI-
ENT, co,nbininOs virtues schich vesder
d iaraIuabie aud ssever- failing, aud bv
ats continued Wse sciH thoroughly eradS-
cate all diseases of the blood. Its tngre-
dienfs arc of a purely harmless eStroc-
ti0n, the products gathered from remote
Egyptian Provinces, and srhere there u
the slightest ,etnt of diseGsc a. re sy:.
through the medium of the skin, or err
fellin0 Il through the many aud vartos1s
s asa sseea o,e S%Sy All ss s SrSa": s
their proper nornal and functional corr:
difion. A Gerry brief space or time scttt
doubted reiiabiiity and scSnderid e.ra-
fire properties, n being, MOST unqsesttc's-
ably, the cery acme OF medical trsu'wphss
age age IN he srcafnsent Of every diseess
ss che the blood itself 8 primarIiy sks
seat Of the lesion or disorder such ne
causes that lead 60 this terrible d1fiettors
of which all ctritised communities are
eogni.."t; FOX 5ititcas Iy.tk has assert s-, {;
risif evem unto the third aad Fourth gcn-
erations,O aud TO BROHEN-DOWN AND
ENFEEBLED CONSTITUIIONS % q
or man once more 10 assume the Gsd-ttkS
form of manhood.
RYDfSORDERs, CONsTIPATiON OR
COMPLAINTS, GENERAL AND NERY-
Gus DEBILITY, RHEUM1TISM,
THELIOMATOU US CANCER, SCURYY,
4iFFECTIO OF THE BONES. IEDO-
LENT ULCERS, FEM4LE COM
boon Iong sought for by sensiticc, ssssep-
tibte, and delicate females, as % taxes
III FORMS FORM 81 CaRONiU DfsElsE
IN WHICH THE BLOOD rs THE SEA1
OF THE TROUBLE. 1t Is tsscGissabte. Il
perseverance, nth this remedy sriu prove
CHILLS and FETERS and ala MlLA-
RIAL POISONS. Az ta.
7Housassds of Testins0Nt0ts 0tteee NJ
trssfh OF these claims. ts,,t
Priee, Ome Dollar, IN Jorge bsssSss -
stw bottles, 50.
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DYSPEPSIA.
GASTRON.

GASTRONf Is a safe, speedy, sad poet
ttce oure for that most depressiss0 Of otl-
Nsenfs, and n brief course Of frea tsscsst wiz
restore the dtgestiUe organs TO their pris-
tine strength, and promote the hsolfhn
aerveus trrifabiiify of literary and su
1erscns pursuing sedentory !tfss -
note OF the system sciu once more respoa6
Ia the performance of labor.
Price, One Dollar, Ia large bottle, o.
sip bottles, SIS.
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BRONCHITIS AND LUNG
AFFECTIONS.
TRACHEON.
TRACHEON

A slight so-caIied cold wiH oftHwss
lead to 20 serious cough, tchioh, unoared
for or badly treated, mast hdpe bat eve
Tesuu-n must erenfuate ia % settled case
OF BRONCHITIS, OF trhat u sCorse, the
deadly CONSUMPIiON. To oil suBerisg
from hdrassiltg cough and APPROPRIATION,
ThACHEON offers u sound. reliable, and
permanent relief. It auDments erpecto-
ration, and enables the patient to erpet
that terribly septic deposit, trhieh, If leJt
Utthout judtctous treatment, must cops-
Stunicdte ITS poison 10 the cesicuiar sab
stance of the lung, deOenerdttn0 and de-
and uitimdtss only Ia an early aud un,
timely death. TRACHEON has no eowai.
much Tess a superior, and dts use DiH nos
only reDlore the deposit, thereby aHordSp0
great relief, but heats fhe nteuIbrane and
ieaves the patient ina possession of healthy
Price, Fiffy Cents per bottle, OF els
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An Ingenious swtndle.

hn =
human nature has devised anoth-
er means Of swindling the cashiers
Of restaurants and saloons in New
York. Smith, Jones and Robinson
meet somewhere down town early
In the evening. AS soon as they
come together Smith takes a roll
OF genuine two dollar bills from
his pocket and hands them over to
Jones, who in pocket diary notes
down the number Of each note.
II upon its face the note contains
any peculiar marks, he also makes
careful memoranda of them. This
being done the trio start out, Smith
first, Jones a little way behind him,
with Robinson bringing up the
rear. Smith enters . place, calls
for . glass OF settler water, puts
down . two dollar bill, receives his
proper change and vanishes. In q
few minutes Jones enters the same
place, calls for something to drink,
and In payment hands the cashier
one dollar note. While tie CASH
Ter Is making the change Robinson
rushes mp to Jones excitedly, and,
grasping him by the hand, cries
out:
"Why, my dear old fellow, where
in the world have you been these
many years A pleasant converse
ton ensues, during which the CASH
Ter has deposited Jones' change for
the 81 bill on the desk, and during
which time also the 81 bill has been
covered up by the money received
from other patrons of the place.
Presently Robinson excuses him
self, and leaves Jones alone. Jones
turns to gather up his change.
After counting it over, he says to
the cashier:
"My friend, that was a SO bill
that / handed to you, and you have
given me change for only 81"
"You gave me a 81 bill and moth
ing more, sir" responds the cash
Ter.
"Well, now, my friend" Jones
protests, II had only one So bill in
my pocket, and / have none now,
consequently the 81 bill is in the
drawer, and I'll convince you Of it.
It has been my habit for some time
past to take the number Of all bank
notes that pass through my hands"
Then taking out his diary, Jones
gives the number of the So bill,
which he says he passed over to
the cashier, but which, it will be
remembered, had been previously
deposited by Smith. He also
throws in a description Of certain
peculiarities upon its face.
The idle crowd standing around
are convinced that Jones is right,
the cashier becomes confused, and
there Is nothing left for him to do
save to pass over 81 additional
change. In the meantime Smith
has deposited another 81 bill in
some other saloon, and thus the
game ID carried steadily on till
midnight. Results, $50 profits on
good nights.
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CTATE OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Ju-

STATE OF MICHIGAN-Twenty-T Third Ju-
- dcial Circuit-ss.
II appearing TO me that A. r. Mcdonald, ESQ.,
Of Alpena, Mich, has been duly elected, qualified,
and Is now dischargng the duties Of Circuit Court
Commissioner for the county of Alpena; now,
therefore, in pursuance of the powers vested IN
me by statute, 1 do hereby designate him, the
said A. X. Mcdonald TO do and perform all the
duties heretofore performed by Injunction Mas
ters for the said county of Apena, subject TO such
limitations, regulations and restrictions have
been or may hereafter be provided by the SUI
preme Court.
JONATHAN r. FUTILE,
Circuit Judge 23d Judicial Circuit.
Dated the LIST day of May, A. ID. 1877.
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

State Of Michigan, county Of Alpena-ss.
Notice Is hereby given that by an order Of the
Probate Court, for the county OF Alpena, made
on the 18th day Of April, A. ID. 1877, six months
from that date were allowed for creditors TO pre-
sent their claims against the estate Of John
their claims TO said Probate Court, at the Probate
Office, in the city Of Alpena, for examination and
allowance, on or before the 18th day of October
next, and that such claims will be heard before
said Court, on Monday, the 2lst day OF May, and
on Monday, the 18th day Of October next, at ten
o'clock in the forenoon of each Of those days.
"A true copy.l IRA STOUT,
Judge of Probate.
Dated April iith, A. D., 1877. 297w6-2-5.4O
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A man being asked, as he lay
summing himself on the grass, what
was the height of his ambition, re-
piled, "To marry rich widow with
q bad cough"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

What is the difference between
a Christian and a cannibal One
enjoys himself, and the other en-
joys other people.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

The old sdsss that "trus love
never runs smooth" was fully illus
.trstsd the other evening in the vii
lses Of Lowell, N. Y. Chas. Black.
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PILES. Hemonhoids.
PILON.

Many causes tend 10 produce In Il poSs.
lM aud distressing state. The blood Il
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use OF drastic pwrgatires tends TO produce
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the Hrcr, and humorous other causes arc
the source or this complaint, aud hifherfo
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lPHesI on absorption, and MANY scho
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

A circuit court is now designated
as the longest way home from
dancing school.-La Crosse Free
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

The lady who knit her brows has
commenced a pair Of socks.-Ex.
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The Cincinnati Commercial man
says: "Africa produces the most
undressed kids"
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selec, and Original.

Tramps, says an exchange, have
a hard time Of it, and We offer
them the following suggestion;
The cid tramp stands ON the doorstep,
And his face Is furrowed with care,
He pleads with the gentle matron
In accents Of despair.
As the gentle maiden listens,
Her look with wrath grows blncki
She reaches for the hroom-stiek,
And deals disheartening whack.
Now tramps beware Of the matron
Whose broom-stick il reldy laid,
But 20 round through the alley,
And tackle the servant maid.
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STATE OF MICHIGAN-Twenty-T Third Ju-
- dicial Circuit-ss.
Deeming IL necessary, j do hereby order a
special term of the Circuit Court, 20 be held in
and for the county Of Alpena, at the Court House,
in rotters Block, in the city Of Alpena, COM
mencing on Tuesday, the 18th day of June, A. ID.
1877, at ten o'clock in the forenoon.
JONATHAN b. FUTILE,
Circuit Judge.
Dated at Alpena, May I'd, 1877.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

Success" says a western sage,
"depends upon the possession OF
three qualities-grit, grip and
pumption."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

The Christian Union says that it
makes man purer and better to
cherish a rejected love. There is
more fun, however. in going off
and making love to another girl
Norwich Bulletin.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

Why are the days in summer
longer than the days in winteri
Because it is hotter in summer, and
heat expands.-Ex.
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One of our lawyers who has re-
Gently received ten-pound boy as
a retainer, says that he felt assured
that it would be an X FOUNDER Of
the law Boston Globe.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

"Why, Sammy" said a father to
his little son the other day, 81 didn't
know that your teacher whipped
you last Friday" 81 guess" he
replied, "if you'd been in my trou-
sers you'd know'd tx.
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PROPRIETARY
M DICINE S
DIR. CHANDLER, F.R.S.A.,

news Hospitals London, Curator to
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A cute Kentucky editor remarks
that ninety nine out of hundred
people make a great mistake when
they cut off a dogs tail, in throw
ing away the wrong end.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

Soaking the bait in whisky is
new fishing device. Smidgkins re-
marks that the old way is to soak
the fisherman in the same liquid
Free Press.
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Some one says old maids go by
the name Of "wilted lilies" now.
Probably because years agone,
when certain young men asked
them, "Wilt thou!" they wilted
not.-Ex.
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The first thing in boot is the
last.-Ex.
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A fellow went into into one Of
our city legal Offices to get an alb
stract OF an evil deed. He was
handed the inaugural address Of
President Hayes.
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A patient waiter-A young doc
tor.-Ex.
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ado You ever have any hops In
Maine r. asked a New York belle,
who was dressing for ball, of o
country cousin from the Pine State.
"Oh, yes, lots; pa has about forty
acres of 'em in one field."-Free
Press.
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A witty French lady who was
an adopted member of a famous
military corps, when q cigar was
lighted in her presence with the
remark, II suppose they smoke in
your regimentl" said, Eyes, but
not in my company."-Ex.
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THE ABOvE REMEDIES ann
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tdoortous, and scieniifc tnresfioatiosss,
sWn ..g period of many yeGrs. ~
the specific directions are eo,,,,,ft..s
sctfh, thousands of patients sriiI hem, s.,sS.
ness 20 Mcir reiative merits, and oorro1-
many complications of disease. 0rd 80
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M M 49,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

A prim Boston editor asks: as
it proper for young unmarried Ia
dies to be seen upon the stager
Yes, provided they sit close to the
driver, and don't let their feet
dangle too much over the Sides
pnck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-05-23

Mike why don't you fire at them
ducks; don't you see you have got
the whole flock before your gun 7
/ know I have, but wbin ! get good
aim at one duck, two or three others,
bad luck to thin, will stand right
up betwixt il and me.-Vulcan.