The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-06-19

1.
H. Martin VS. war cry-the silve
dollar n"s pre-.
The Missouri Press Association diia'
wear cork hats To the Hot Springs, hat th.y
we're, nevertheless, al light-headed.
Shreveport, Ia, has = negro p"-tmas
ter.-Me~pGis Ansai.
A regular black mailer.
Shooting matches are all the rage n
Sedslia these times, but until somebody
shoots the BAzOO iend, these pop-gur
afiaim will remain under . CLOUDY
Losa Journal.
What an antipaihy the wicket have 70
the Truly good. With the exception q
Cephas. the BAzoo mar is the only really
pious person on the Missouri press, and nov
they propose to kill him with no more com
junction than they would Hot Spring
refugee from the endearments Of home.
The Hot Spring. people are incline,
To sneer n the paper issued By the Missouri
editors, last SUNDAY. The fact Is. the sore
head element predominates at Hot Springs
~. Louis journal.
This n evidently meant in an elementar,
sense. But then the Missouri editors can
expect to be Socks Of the walk" in all III,
countries they visit.
Johnny Hannay has gone crazy over :
pcfty bunch Of flowers.
A desperate rogue has stolen the las
shirt Of the rexl-headed local al the st. Js,
tHr.sic..
Ken Butler nav we'll ret an his lau
rels.-N. Jar ChSoaice.
Yes; they've Wayns'd.
The Howard County .i.i~disr resche.
for the scalp of the Sturgeon Leader in 5
way that Carter dr~pises.
The Burlington Ha~ie,r., in fashia
note, announces that Prince~se dresses az.
M AIDE with only one les.-S. Loais Timss.
Which is proper enough in the Princess
It's the leg gi-a mat. style of dresses What
are you making 50 much fuss aioui?
The Sedalia RAzOo il satisfied viii
s'lIendricks and Hampton" n the ibeMo.
cratic ticket in 1850. That alliierativs
combination will certainly suit the Kepub
licans. It's rs soft thing as they could
ask ior-!N L>~is Jcsraal.
True; they'll he kt down easy. There.
nothing revengeful about these patriotic
chieftaina.
-Hayne in the balance aud found-noi
vanting.-Nfe Journal.
hut il might have Fen.
Gene Field SAYS: A Miss Lamb and q
Mr.. Lyme, Il Carthsge, were recently united
in marriage, and here Is the scriptural
prophecy fulflled.-!Nate .Iasraa;.
OF these two, Miss Lamb is the most ad-
mirable character. Throughout this
whole business her 'courSe has been upward
and onward. and true 10 the Lyme"
-Eugene Fields statue has mt yet been
unveiled. The sculptor finds il difficult
matter 10 complete the mouth.
1iMes.
It will take ears to finish that job.
Six mOonshine disiilleries got the
"grand bounce" by the government autiiori-
ties last week, in f.ard county, Ark.-E;raa-
inyfos In@es.
A Eccles was wont to observe. "this Is
ord.
The Holden Enisrslse comes tn the
BAzOo this week on q half sheet. This ia
not fair to the fair Sister Sankey, who
never appears to better advantage than in =
whole sheet
The recent outrage perpetraiesi On the
local Of the Fort Scott IMcaiicr Is thus
modestly alluded To by that paper:
A farmer in town Yesterday had con-
trivance 10 put into calls nose 10 keep il
from sucking.
The Moaifar counting room was treat
ed 70 cnat 81 whitewssh yesterday after
.SnH Monitor.
Nsv let them 90 mp stairs AMI give the
EDITORS character . coat.
Can dog reason,-H. Jar GIoniIs.
It's hard Ia say; hut after a c:reful
perusal Of the Ckmios,. the opinion is, that
he can't.
We suggest to the Seslalia RAzoO 10
,hange the subject from Dr.. Marv Walkers
Dreeches 10 her chemilOnn, AMI be done
nth it.-Maioa Cssafy De~oaus.
That would be getting down to the naked
mint At issue.
Speaking Of the editorial excursion,
he Saline County Progress says:
]. West Goodwin, ot the BAz0o. got as
sr ~ 81. Louis, bas tore his Sunday pants,
ind had to return.
This il . mistake. He painted to 20 to
'redericktovn, but had NO occasion 10 20 to
Hot Springs.
What kin is the Sesialia BAzoo to q
sashi Bazouk !-Neorda Lcdyr.
Well buz-you . little about il. The
3ashi Bssouk does Rush-in business. So
oes the BAzOO. In this respect they are
eaaf ire!y alike.
The Fall River Herald heads game re-
emily played in its city: Fall Rivers VI.
'ecumsehs-Hoop-la! Hoopla The big
njuns' Scalped 1 to O-An Exciting Con-
st."
A Lacrosse match was played At Toronto
'nt., June 9, between the Toronto Club and
he White Eagle team Of Caughnavaea
sdians. The latter Won two Of the three |
ames contested.
Il would seem that the hest Of peace and !
arnouy does not always prevail among |