Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-11-15
Whole No, 313.
W.T. und Hllyp0r.

-NottS of "tntraticn-Lov
The difference between going in and
going out. OF .cffi,e heqr,n'ly is this
h they are sworn.in, lut 90 out swearing:
-SpriSgins says tlat ic oncc prevented
! severe case of lydropLobia b getting on.a
high fence AID waiting till tie Cog had
one away.
"A French author says: ~-'.Wlcn--I--los
my Wife, every family in tie town offered
me another: but wien lost my lorse no
one offered TO make lin good"
-"H0n't IUi,ye tlues:ny use in vac
inaiion. said Il Yankee. Had child
'aecinatcd, and lie f,ll cut of tie window
next day ana got killed."
-Gen"is.l Howard says lie is right on tie
heels OF tie Indians. There is notL;nc
Fery cheerin" ;.Eout this. owtver. W,
nave seen Il man right on the heels OF n
mir' but he didn't seem to lie getting
much the better Of TIE mule.
~ Corning m"n is cXasperatcd lust be-
a''e his wife at flnily worship. on the
tF'nn" ct the tlirty-tirst arn;vusarv of
their wedding, read Il chapter from the
Lamentations of J,icmi,u. Next Year he
VIII make the selection, Himself.
-'i on see me. I!crr am '" said Sit
! tih% Bull: and tEc Commission "sow,.
nm and retreated in good order. The
'2l'l' they came after was ..sirtinp,, ont
zoe 'hcir corral and the brand was so in
u Slihct they were not sure it was the ami
nal they were sitter.
There Is. perhaps. a no more nerfect
picture of pernlexiiy tl,an tie countenancc
'f Il man WHO finds in his nocket . letter
which his wife gave him month ago to
ma l. and holds it to Tie light in i futile at-
e'hpt to determine whether there is any,
hhg in II that would convict him if h.
ere I" carry it in his rcc,>et the rest of
IN year ana mail il on TIE anniversary Of
tie day on which it was written.
soon after.thc .Copernican system mof
's'r'nony began to be generally under
no' IN oil! flrmcr went to tie person
with 'i:e following inquiry: DIR. T.. do
%" 'eii'Np in TIE new story they tell ,.s
bout the earth moving around tIe SIM >"
~ es. certainly" "Do YOU think it is ac-
ordlng to the Scriptures? If it's tr,e
now could Joshua command the sun to
>.hd still" ''Umph" quota the parson:
'osiitla commanded the sun to stand still
td he: well. ii stood still. did it no,?'.
Yes. Very wei. DID You ever hear
shaf he set it a-Goin" agan?'
A man in Philadelphia has invented
horse that is propelled by hot air. and he
''yS 1t Will carry & load of $1,000 pounds
Fef an ordinary road hundred miles
i"'. ms Is the most alarming invention
nj TIE ingenuity of man. inspired by the
'hehS' has ever contrived. That man
o lSht to be taken out and shot. and his
ofse knocked into kinding wood, Let
rms ne" horse be universally adopted. az
/ inevitably will be, and what is TO become
Il the old one: The race will become ex-
met. OF course. And then somebody will
hVcnt ho;-;iir man to ride and drive that
oar horse. and what will become of MS
'ien: Speedily extinct, of course. Why,
'ont You see where it will all end if this
ing IS not stopped at once? 1t won't be
II" before the present style of men and
'rses will be abolishcd-wiped out COM
ol tcly-ani their places taken By diaboli-
al contElptions in their shape. run bv hot
'ur. ll@h oli world this will be when
come |" such pitch rs that. The
II ne doesn I want TO see both wiped from
he ftcc of TIE earth. /, is abo,,t time tnr
i'm to step forward and say so.-LouisriU.
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