Daily press and Dakotaian. [volume] (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1880, 1877-10-12

MAX Auelef' m the fnrI6dek pill64 gpHt1e!
Mr.. Thorpe is q niddle-aged'AHab.et,
mn E6uas time aRoehepThd hta- xddrHses Is
Mr. Bots = vido! ,pn tbf shsdg Siae5 81
Bfft." Thorpe is rich, and After I'D Widow
accepted him, he began to fear that may be
she had taken him for his monty, and 80 he
concluded to test ferit0 ascertain if she re-
SAly loved Himself alone. So one evening
when they were sitting together in, the par
Hannah, I've something. uls1pteikant t6s
tell you, but l am gofng1S:aJ ~it.because u
consider it right thst you ahonady know It.
Hannah, what world you say if l Informed
you that, ODE dfMnry kneepxns is gone. and
dnalt hAsea pssent hinge on that leg 81
il II ehayd ssS lhst ! es a5s nothing li ;fot hat "a,
foot. The otherFs1efe f1bA-bAten Of, and
th9AAAke is slttwiEted; arosnd- eDoked." -
"You don't tell me- (" said Thorpe7 Wei,
but I've something. worse than that. y.
might as we'll confess now that the bald
place on top of my head ia not really My
scalp; Pvei been ~.ttepsnned. oIAhave u
ailve-plated concern set intos MYyekun!Ha
kind Of skylight- You can lift it up and
see down onAhajRsde Of me" ~
I ,fRp glad q mention it, DEAR" said the
widow. Nor it gives me courage to tell YOU
that, .IstikenS ,sahaips of n,w own, ION my
hesA.!o " nt7asarsl Id. az chandelier globe"
81. that 90? Gracious! l meyer, should
have expected it. But you. will be surprised
to learn that none of mytteah afe Il stursE.
All false, and besids:that,Ishave1o6 eat IN
India.rubber thingamagig . my:pslate' To.
keep it from dropping down. IN Eh'
II am very sorry for you, John, but it's
some comfort that all my teeth are false, too:
and that ! app perfectly blind in my right.]
eye.o tRsFooks5 like a good eye, but it absaI!s1
htklt ainat!txnfth1 cens54; -TtznW s'i1
so'G heavens! |. Why. didn't ,xqy fell
me Of this before" exclaimed Thorpe.
."But while we are OF, the subject Twill say
iuhfthef thsttH Hate chronic oorpade3 Of: tie
liver. How does that strike yos.iR,sv ssi
], ..SQh, Edan't, mind ii" ssaidzMp. Hptts,f
because l have been bilious and -dlspeptie
for twenty years, and besfdsIy 7 Am o1e fib
It was broken in &tShrU1d2 accident, |
the doctor had toofdt5 -itysuh Aa'm sub
ee ITS ss !. .sci, ;5lssss ,,s sSdj| :Tbaa;aSssq .nn.
Bots, think you. oight't6 ave mentioned
these things 10 me whehiF pruP6sed to YOU.
l imagined that l was addressing a axonan,
a complete k hun human Creature. sRYtWhat are.
y0dj Ntt0s 70
elst 1ss a aes$ f k.i fs's af re "a; ssasl f' n. r5;s.s
r "a. about ut, , e a;.,l g a wonder to me you
q. am 20. 1oii.s. tthsn ,aYfo3 said
yourself. that you hadta trap door in ths ~
Of your head and a guln:eiastie palasA,'I BINS
"Yea .klttthaaei. ifhinalsia as HI Isaidi
Thorpe. .2et url 1su .bsilotnp ,issM mos beta
g.. T--l-A-I ~ :,sA -:lAf iIL lnA - rv.rs -
really o1 1oye az sI'$ s. .5Sasi ssy soIl e.;
no inactive liver, or 'slverplhtsdl isknllsdr
anything. But yyy9gi, I teea 4 ID .bs,M4&.ef,
strung tog.ths!...al. s. ,lShoalSiik hss4
the carpet: . thiaki .i,srSSd lss ! ! aoRlst
= .sVery we'll, .ir, so.I sslis a Ba a;1s,sn til
you that I've got NOTHING the 'hAxef with
me eithef:as Ionly invented those storiesto
try you, because knew you w~asspi45isei
game over ME Nov II know yon tamm2t los.
me-. You : go, sir ,.ss@s,;;i .san,
. Hannah; 1 take it all back; Edo love