The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1877-04-12
PENNSYLHANI DEITSH.
FUN PIT ScHwrFFLLBRENNER.
scHLIFTELTowN April der At. N.
Mister Democrat DrVcker:

scHLIFFELTowN April der At. N.
Mister Democrat DrVCker:
Geshter owet hen ich un de Beyvy
widder amohl g'shwetzt fun alta Abe
Lincoln, for iCh muss confessa os ich ais
fort orriCk feel fun eem gadeDkt hob, un
es is my opinion os wann ar now i'm lond
fun de living wer os mer cen aw right
side up fnna data Der Lincoln hut ais
80 orrick gooty shtory's sawga kenna, un
wass mich now on der alt Abe denka
maucht is des: We ich in der shtait war
de letsht woch hob ich an alter friend g.
froked wass ar now denkt fun Hayes2
81 answer war: "Well Pit ich will du
we der alte Abe Lincoln ais gedu hut
wann ebber cen ebbas g'froked hut os
difficult war tzu answera-ar hut ais an
gooty shtory fertzalt un in der shtory
hen Sc ais DINO de answer g'funna. De
shtory is os doh fergonga hen amohl sex
karls mitnonner agreed os Sc nauchtsin
de bank nj brecha un sich selwer helfa
tzu de shtamps, un Sc hens aw gedu. Sc
hen de hinner deer uf g'shlussa NIT q
falsha shlissel un we Sc de sbtamps Sc
cured g'hot hen sin segrawd widder nous
un hen agreed os Sc meeta wella der
naegsht dawg un de hunnert daussed
dayler divida mitnonner. Well der
negsht dawg sin feer fun ena tzomma
kumma, aver der Tom Collins, wo's geld
i'm sock g'hot hut, un der Sam Jones, sin
gor net by kumma, un es hut net long
genumma, bis sc GUS g'1unna hen os der
Tom back gonga is uf se-os ar IN Sam 81
share gevva hut, aver de onnery feer fun
de deeb hen nix grickt, un we'll Sc nix
sawga hen darfa waura sc orriCk ivvel OBJ.
OF course der Gom war gcot provide NIT
shtamps, un ar hut sich aw grawd fney
klader kawf, unis orrick grose rous kum-
ma uf der rale big-bug shtyle. Aver,
somehow, de lett hen cen suspect os ar
der head mon war os selly bank g'rawbt
hut, un Sc hen era opinion orrick plainly
expressed derweaga, un sell hut aver der
Tom gor net g'suit, un for de lett era goota
villa tzurick g'winna is ar t2um porra
ponpa un hut eem hunnert dawler g.
shenkt un aw ton Coala un baIl male
kawft IN ons house gshickt. Ar hut aw
finf dawler gevva tzu Ger Howard Associ-
alton. I'M tzWansich dawler tzu der soup
society un hut fnf hunnert lab brod
| kawit for GUS dala unner die ormy lett in
der shtodt, un we de lett GUS g'funna hen
os der Tom Collins so liberal isawiungs,
ur so goot tzu de ormy lett, un cs ar uf
der reCht side is fun porra un as ar regu-
larly in de kaerrich gait un maucht N
g'sicht so long os n ufa rohr wann der
porra 3 Fodder Unser sawgt, don hen de
lett awfonga orriCk feel besser tzu denka
fun Tom, un now wann,mer de notices
fun eem las'd, in der Tzeitug don is g
"Hon. Thomas Collens"-nimmy tom"
we's OILS war eb os ar possession grickt hut
fun sella shtsmps ous der bank. I'm sid
der sellam is der Hon. Thomas Collins
an orrick finer, shmarter, gooter un frum-
mer mon, un de leit hens tzu sawga gons
fergessa os ar really der,boss war fun sell
lam lob in der bank. De fact is wann
ebber now sawga d@t os der Hor. Tho
mas Collins 81 hberality exercised NIT
g'shtola geld don data Sc son karl graWd
in de jail nj shtecka. %ss =,
Ic6 hob net denka kenna wass selly
shtorv NIT m Hayes tzu du hut, aver we
ich bame kumma bin hut de Bevvy mer's
eypIained-os der Tom Collins named
der Hayes selver, un der Sam Jones
named der Sherman, un de onnery teer
deeb wo nix grickt hen sin der Sack
Chandler, Sittingbull Morton, Winnago
Cameron un der Johnny Patterson.
Wann mer allies considered don muss
ich selwer tzu der conclusion kumma os
de shtory exactly doh nj ft-yusht wen
fousht uf n avg.
PIT SCHwEFFELBREENRR.