Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-03-14
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

A dentists sigu-Drawing, music
and dancing.
Stand up like man aud show
mercy like a woman.
Wagner wears plug hat on the
back of his head.
II is by feeling ones self loved
that one learns to love.
Not the rich, but the wise, avoid
misery and become happy.
Ex-Governor Hendricks is en-
route for the Pacific Coast.
Lets go and take some blue
glass, is the prevalent formula.
In photographing the human face,
silence leads to a good negative.
Flattery sits in the parior, when
plain dealing is kicked out of doors.
A fourteen year old widow recently
took second husband at Alton, Ill.
Oliver Ames, brother of the late
Oakes Ames, died in Boston March
9Th.
SANDER is the only serpent that
is ashamed to bite in the open day
light.
In childhood be modest, in youth
temperate, in manhood just, in old
age prudent.
The,world's rule is, you are wise il
you think as | do, but very unwise
to think otherwise.
A Philadelphia woman swore that
her husbands conduct was enough to
''irrigate All angel"
What this country needs in the
present crisis is more water in it's
Presidential whisky.
A new college buildings intended
to accommodate "three hundred stu
dents three stories high"
Poverty is said to be a blessing in
disguise. Well take our blessings
plain. No d,lution, please.
A well moulded arm is prettier
without bracelets; besides, they are
liable to scratch fellows ear.
Why they call sensational re-
port a "canard," is because one
canardly believe it, you know.
THAT point is not well taken."
as the country schoolmaster OBJ
served when he sat down on a pin.
A sign of hard times. An adver-
tisement in Western paper wants
"a boy to open oysters fifteen years
old"
1t has been ascertained that "blue
glass mashed up fine and taken in
ternaily. will cure dog-of sheep
killing
The Southern Pacific track layers
are at point sixty-one miles from
Yuma, and Castle Rock is now the
terminal station.
A blow on the base of the skull is
aserious matter, but Roman punch
in the stomach may lead to more
lasting consequences.
Some one suggests that Darwin's
theory is incomplete until he can
prove the common origin of bay
horse and bay window.
There is at the present time in the
Mexican Treasury the sum of seven
teen cents 10 specie. 1t has slipped
into crevice, and cannot be got at.
The most laconic will on record is
IL
that of a. man who died in 1899 II
ran thus; II have nothing; | own
great deal; the rest | give to the
poor" -
A little girl being told she must
not eat any more buttered toast lest
II make her sick, said: "Well, give
me anuzzer piece and send for the
Doctor"
A young Spanish lady, named
Peace, in San Mateo county, Int fire
with kerosene oil from the can, and
now she is at Peace with all the
world.
Marble men now make tombstones
by the quantity, with the epitaph
already cut: "Kindled the fire with
Kerosene They leave blank for
the name aad age.
When nan is treating dashing
widow to oysters, and sees his wife
coming into the restaurant, about all
he can do-fs to button his coat, hang
to his chair, and trust TO Providence.
The Chicago clergy, having dis
.cussed "the best method of making
pastoral visitations," unanimously V
condemned the practice of entering