The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1877-07-12

PIT SCHWIFFELBRENER AT COL
LEGE.

LEGE.
In the Lancaster Pa. Daily Hntelligencer
ofThursday June 2Sth, appeared afull ac-
count of the College Commencementpr pro-
ceedings of the day previous. The Alum
nj dinner at Hafbaugh Hall was the great
occasion, after which toasts were given
and the Professors, Reverends and other
gentlemen called out to respond We
extract.
"The Pennsylvania German" was re-
sponded to by L. H. Rauch CPitSchwitiie-
brenner), in his native tongue; lie esPoke
as follows; Well, ich bin all my dawg
un des lavas noCh ne net GUS gaback'd
wann SO mich uf g'rufa hen for n speech
un ich back aw net GUS desmohl. We
ich miner frau g'sawt hob os Sc mich aw
eli g'lawda hen for doh tz'middawg essa
hut Sc obsolute hawa wella os ich an
shtand up collar aw du set, un tightly
hussa un a shtofe.pipe hoot uf der kup,
aver we ich era g'sawt hob os wann ich
mich uf seller waeg ufrigga daet don daet
mer's for kumma os wann ich exactly ap-
peare daet wen monkey in circus uni
form, don hut Sc yusht g'sawt ich set gaze,
aver goot uChtgevva os ich kae norr nun
mer maucht wann ich mich so nj mix
unner de Professors un Porra un onnerY
hoch g'larnty college lett:
Now will ich aw der Bevvy era rote
nemma, un eiCh an kortzy, aver n gons
United Shtates gooty speech maucha tun
Weaga de Pennsylvania Deitshe.
An goot alt shprich-wardt sawgt "eag-
mes lobe shtinkt," un dawrum will ich
kae wardt sawga weaga meer selver, aver
yusht weaga meina Pennsylvania Deit
she init. broader,
Els hut lett in der welt de ebmohls ord
Itch orrich shputta ivver de Deitshe, un
hasa Sc nix os yusht so dummy, gross
feesiche Dutchmenner. Aver now luss
uns amohl sana we eumm os de Pennsyl-
vania Deitshemenner sin? Luss amohl
ebber travella dorrich Lenkeshter county
odder in Lebanon, odder Lehigh, odder
alt Barricks we de lett independent sin
un Wissa we mer goot laebt we Sc de
grossy crops waitza un welshkorn un
krumbeera raisa wo Sc de shaney grossy
sheira hen, un de number one gail un
fetty uxa un shaney maid; wo so hoch
lava un essa sich sot dri mohPs dawg's,
NIT plenty flash un bro-waersht un tas-
nachts kuCha, un shnitz pie, un butter
brod nit lodwaerrich druf-gae onna wo
de lett seller waeg lava, un III be bound |
os Sc aw all wissa we mer Pennsylvania |
Deitsh shwetzt. Aver travel amohl IN |
lond wo tzu sawga nix woxt os huckle-
bara, un dishtla, un wool kraut, un bull
frogs, un rosselshlonga, un mushkitters,
un ich insures os de lett kae wardt Penn
sylvania Deitsh shwezta kenna.
I'm gae amohl de rounds dorriCh de |
iails un penitentiaries un du tinnsht os
selly sort boarding heiser tzu sawga gor
net eapatronized waerra by de Pennsyl' /
Vania Deitshe. Un so is es aw wann's I
ons henka gates happened net ca mohl
GUS tzwansich os n Pennsylvania Deit-
sher 81 halls in der shtriCk shlipt un dut
n jig donsa in der lutt.
fCh glawb es is der general opinion
iVerall os de Fronsosa an orriCk smarty
sort lett sin, un os SO so ivver GUS goot
fechta i'm greek. Aver doh fol about sex
yohr tzuriCk is amohl an ordliCh grosser
crowd fun de aller dummshty dutchmen-
ner in era lond nj g'marched un hen de
grossy un shmarty Fronsosa amohl ord
Itch orrick donsa maucha tzu der music
fun deitshe tzwaerrich peifa, drumma un
shwartz gfarrabd solpater. Un selly
lesson os sc g'larned hen fun de deitshe
hen de Fronsosa uf der EeitiCh dawg net
fergessa. :,
Uu wann es on de poetry bizness gait,
un on frst.raty literature, don sin de
Pennsylvania Deitshe aw um der Waeg.
Der Porra Harbaugh hut ais shticker G."
shrivva os all de Englisha un Fronsosa,
un Loddeinishe, un Shponishe in der
gonsa welt net hen beata kenna. Sell
shtick fun Alta Shool.house on der Creek
prooft wass ich sawg
Aver ich muss shtuppa. Yusht noch
ca ding will ich mentiona. Es taile eich
noch Professor doh in eier college. lch
glawb der hend an Professor Of Geology,
in amer uf Astronomy, un uf Philosophy,
un farleicht aw uf Phrenology I'm Astro-
logy un onnery hochey branches, aver
kenner uf Pennsylvania Deitshe Litera-
ture. Now wann der sell dut-an Penn
sylvanish Deitshe Professorship estab-
lisha, don du ich aW eier college patro.
nisa-lon shick ich my klaner bu aw do
ind school, providing der charged mich
nix for de shooting un gebt IN bu de kusht
un klader gratis, un 3 wesha und tiicka
in der barya.