, 1877-12-26
WARRINGTON MEN AND WOMEN.

6psetal CorTfspondtaet ef Tbs Tribune.
WAsM1xGrox, u. C., Dee. 4.-Onco upon
time there WA 1nan who, returning from hts
daily occupation, and beiag hungry and lnpa-
tienf. "a hungry men are apt to be after ton0
fasting, insisted that lInntr be- served at ouce.
Ills orders not being obcycd Immediately, he
demauded the reason OF tho delay, and waA told
that there was no brcal In the house. "No
breadf" shouted tha augEy man. "Goodncas
gracious {mcn never use ttrungtr expressions,
Of coursc), is that ali you're waiting fort Bring
ou your dinner, and make rne sotus toast>"
Aud the daY came du which WAS to write q
soclsty letter for Tnx TRIBUNE, and ! sat down,
pen in haud, aad btarcd blankly at ths wall,
aud wondered bow should make toaat without
any breah For there ass 40 parties or 1ecep-
tions, and al Of tho entertainments bars been
written up, mud the
SUPERB OUTFITS ON 7.1H nHiDrs-ro-sx
Aru not yet on exhibition, aud tue we'd
dtngs arc still In tue future, thu uew
members have been interviewed aud tslE-
cd over, and We hare been tolu
ait about their private atlAiEs, and gtycn their
pedigree, sn4 Ill particulars Of those who arc ua-
married aud do or do not wish to remain
in that blisstul condition. Each new arrival Ii
material ea.lsyeF for some Of tho correspond
enta to dlssect, aud tho relish With which many
VI them set kbout the task Il curious study to
thoss who don't enloy that sort of thing. 1t
seoms to 10 taken for granted that the feelings
Of 4 man who has buried = vile, Or &ayorite
CHILD, os met with aay other misfortune, are
common property, to te dragged about aud
slupK over the shoulder Of SOME vAin idiot, or
pinuetl upon the headlight Of sou,e intellectual
locomotive a. passport 10 the fayor OF thu ay-
~ IT Hsf
out "-atiYeness not vefY paiatatle to peo-
pla with healthy and uadcprsred
tastcs. and thesu writer's arc tho onus who H.
Ways lud tue lallsa Of nswlJ.arsived families ~
"beautltal and aceompli4hsl," tho children
''list!e fairy.liko darlipgs," &nd the masculine
element, particularly II he bs tn tho matrimonial
sAarket, IL very model Of xtace and elegance"
When Tue a4es aze Ill ground. Of ths wouId-be
grinder falls IN sppropsist1ug the Congressional
muscis to ht4 Ut her use, then
AhATTkRr OF ANOTHER SORT
u openedt and tho average member or Senator
u declared to be = Wolf III sheep's clothing, and
Ill well-fegulated families ars advised to have
nothing to do With hin. That Couxsessmen ne
by no meaua models Of virtue aud propsety, We
arc compelled to admit upon good and sufficient
testimony, but that they arc poor, pittable, VII
tttplxed martyrs and salatA depicted In the FOL.
lowing exttact fFoM letter Of Mary Elutnmcs.
your correspondent Il scarcely willing to credit:
It y rather tbs fasbion 10 speak q seuasots ead
Congressman u Eoyinx HolTes Hap 20 pEoxi!ng
about seskiax whom they mar de1o1s. ssss Ia
exceptional cases. thla u tbs Opposite Ut the truth
lbs; 70 quits ready enough Is b tempted Ind %
fail whsu ths beautiful destroyer c1les. Eat mol
Eat moi But 1t lcast, 10 Washington they hsss
not TO Eurn asits f9F saeh food With sssry Gun.
krssa conles 4 small afmY u women, whoss sntlse
busines. 1t " TO- prsy upoa men. They haed
the galleries. they influa tho coMu1lttGo-
foon4. shsJ ''noik up el.lnls," ihsy wIiss