The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1877-08-01

Oats harvest.
Corn is shooting upward.
The melon cholic days are here.
Every honeymoon has a man in it.
ALARGE crop of grapes is predicted.
THE hy can eat his weight in sugar.
General Neagly d~enouuces General
Pearson.
RpK apples are something worth talking
about.
Pennsylvania through trains go over the
West Penn railroad.
The European war is lost in The IN IKE
OF ID Pittsburg riot
Moonlight blue" aud 'snrrel green
are the new Colors.
Napoleon Bonaparte is still 'strikin =
Tor more Bourbon.
Did somebody say there WAS = war in
Euruper
The tramps can get abundant work with
the farmers. but they don want IL
Six Philadelphisns we're killed. and
iWeniy-three wounded. al Piitsburg.
FRACTIONAL currency is becoming very
scarce.
THESE are times Of war and rumors OF
war.
THIs is good ice cream and soda water
weather.
HARVEST HOME picnics will o he in
order.
TINS is a tree country. Eat cora of The
cob if you want Ia.
No trouble AbOu, sleeping warm enough
these times.
The ladies take 10 scarlet hose amaz-
insl,.
TAG risky gray squirrel begins to learn
that the season has begun.
RAILROAD employees almost everywhere
are resting.
WASH DRESSES ara chiefly made up for
oppressive August
SOME elegant silk hose has a medallion
stuck on the insiep.
PLAID stockings sre among the new
styles in bon ton hosiery.
The records show that hot weather
causes an increase in crime.
FRANCE has forty million hens. with
only five million women TO throw things At
them.
FLOUR and other provisions are going
up RAPIDLY, on account of the stOppage OF
railroad iiaffic-
The Gypsies are on the move. Several
small hands have passed through this
county during the last week or two.
A SWISS paper says that Miss Molly
Mcguire, OF Pennsylvania, has been hung
Tor m~isbehsying.
SOMETHING sensible in the way al sum-
mer resort has at Last been suggested
GreeIland's Icy Mountain
A Minister who breaches over thirty
minutes this hot weather. generally finish
es up with 4 sleepy audience
From the present outlook the farmers
are of the opinion that the corn crop Of
this country will be immense.
THrs is the latest torn Of welding invi-
tations: Come mound and see me cap
ture q mother in law al eight o'cIek this
evening.
AFrEK a boy is tired out hoeing potA-
toes nothing seems 10 rest him more than
10 dig over q few 4uare rods Of green
sward in search of bait
On the new postal cards you may call 4 |
man q liar without danger oi going TO Jail.
as when these postal dodgers first appear
ed. II has been 80 decided in Washington
where they get them up.
THE man who knows just what would
have prevented the riot and destruction of
property is around. He IS very numerous.
In TACT he is - much 80 as 10 haze al
ready become an internal nuisance
THE following lseonic telegram from
4 gentleman detained NJ Indianapolis. 10
his wife al Worcester. Was received yes
terday: Am all right. All trains are
stopped. Walking is good.
II just takes ffty years To convince a to-
bacco smoker that he a fool. An old
man in fredericksburg. alter using the
weed tor that length OF time. recently con
Guided 10 stop. 4Eff
Gen Pearson Is reported 10 nave got out
Of the Round House in Pitisburg. on Sat
urday. in q zilro1d Eremzn' : undress uni
form. and never stopped until he goi 10
Harrisburg !
HANCOCK wiih:his regulars h 10 Puts
burgh. and Sheridan a thousand mills
AWAY II