The Ottawa free trader., 1877-03-31
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

their stockings and turned them in, four
white tape, and one fat old lady utilized p
Of bride rens.
There is at leas. one motive for getting
education that the darkeys at the south are MA
TO understand ct the teAdcrest age. The Re
Or. Taylor says that while visiting q color
school in the south, he asked a tiny darkey VIII
he studied for, and what was his object in atten
lng school. Hesitating moment, the little fe
answered, "To git Offs
The Galena (lll) Gazette has subscriber wi
on last Tuesday paid forty years back subscri
ton to that paper. The revival wave must ha'
struck that subscriber mdship. May the goo
work 90 on il abundant mercy.-Cht. Jour-
It's wonderful how rapin!y street gamins
large cities acquire foreign languages.
New York city paper gives TIE following inc
dent:
Small New York Mickey-"Say, Aexovitcl
shall blaekerof your bootsarouSki;' Amer
can mistaken for Grand Duke -"Oh, get out"
The following toasts, given at the opening an
close ofa Catholic Total Abstinence Society fes
tival in New York, are good enough for any
where, We find them in The New York .Naa:
THE FIRST TOAST.
When good ST. Patrick panished snakes
And other things that kill,
he little dreamed the worse would live
Lei good s. Patrick come once more
Again the work begin,
AND banish from his chosen race
The deadly serpent-gin,
Uphold good Father Matthew'S hands,
And all the race deliver;
tnd make them swear, by hope and lOa.~,
To drink no more forever
rrrr,sr rouT
--'N h"9' i0a'''
The toasts and the singing arc past;
Tis time to be home under cover
r,y NY ni in9re ,t anu ,t ren,cpvI tne iS.
And thanks 10 The bounteoIIs ,;iver,
Here's pledge TO The wife and the daughter,
~ N''"'> ~ "0' % ''F"'' '''''''
EyanSe.is' bIrhnam was ann aannoyed pY CRYING
cnn1,v w rnCar,iv ard tnid tha mia" ~ W
remove the child. The people near bv told the
~'aI m @ 70 remain, anu s.ie sen''c nuInih i. ~, uoin
legation TO the str6b9rnncts Of thcjr hard
Eearts.-EE.
Now whats 'De use o! words when man
w4'Aou, lhe'A can 90 tAe amount oi tai! swear
'hg WL1rH '""' Ma" 0Iu " 'hSl simple move
E?lt!
Professor L'as'G" wilson has uEdertakcn to
Dear Ihe cost oi transporting C!eopatra's needle
rom AicN"hdTIa 70 Lordon. when "a proper
site was discussed somebody suggested Thread
needle street.
Kentucky paper SAYS that man was frozen
10 death ~ IN bed, recently ana his wife diant find
pc,Sssevs Dt''ai' i-"' H." r., ,"e "oieuetct ct
have been "a GOODNESS between tLcm.''-p porr@s.
ter PresS'
They tell the story in New York ",Ae, man
dressed in female clothes had hls sex discovered
because lie thanked gentleman who offered
him seat in street car
4 Norwich man care home and snok. sbarn.
" to his wife. His little Loy heard il. and fear.
ing trouble went out and called in a nolicrmon
u isn't every father lremarLs the H,,,,,,;o man,
that has such boy to take care Of him
Some hygieuic wvitersays: az, your clildron
eat all the sal. they WANT Bless vow, il isn't
salt they wapt--ir. sugar.
4 Delaware farmer las cyoIyed IN. "boe
ouroY Ia ,,f,,.. -. -,
'"' ..N''0 eA''c4oo III 'Hc open
an ana The sense o. being useful, is all that half
'A' N'"''Ns ne'"'
h1-President Grant the dispatches say, has
lett Washington for The west, but he will stop
o'er iew daSs az Harrisburg 10 enjoy trout
hsh1ns'' The trout must be the kind kept in
~ S'''o" N"''''ens cc''u'' LOT certainly
Ihere are 10 other trout streams within q hun
dyed miles Of Usrri,l,u-c
a. .ot. ,,.,,..' ,,,-,.-,, ,.,
'0', ""'"c' 'u'ne'I """! "raII, yet
ifan caught by Ills wife dealing out soft answers
10 q pretty widow next door saws he can nrovo
No. ,be ,,,.or,r,, ,,,I,,, -. -
"'''-'' "''" NOM "cA Ih MS cusc'
i church meeting WAS called at Eoodi,c. p,
recently TO am!caJ'y settle the Sigh! dlAercn.
ees that disturbed the society. What that meant
was shown by the proceedings. There was a
LanG.tO-hGn0 Gcht, in which the uastor ,hr Rev
V- Sierris, v.as ,bolo1 o,I -,
,a.. anu 'e'"' u VIC SIS
4 youp,. man ,ayfn.. co,o,,,.,,o5 ,,..,..,..
LADY had s,, u,on his 10, va ,, ,.|, y'''-
orct, ,,l.~o,. ' ., was ,o,o .""' nc
lap.