The Osceola times., 1877-12-08

Thsssi-ao not icld your hand, r.y
.S: ks.'s :ss ssss: - 81: ~ :iy.
The 6rpt buda IN your-hviAnl veil
| Ms. x Piaa, u wSts-<psAs
Forty.two New York husbands have
kicked their wives TO death In the Let
Ave years.
A good.sized pedestal d waiting for the
genius who win devise business ooas
with pigeon holes. Brsakfaa zS6ie.
IT Il now believed that the hxsd stsrs
were PLACED 70 far away 10 order that ths
patent medicine man couldn't get there
10 paint on the rocks.
TIE lady whom Stanley was to marry
has welded another. What shall Il
profit . man II be finds $1,000, 900
hsathens and loses his bet girli
HEaEAFrRR the "young-uAntRho
didn't know>it.w loaded" skouh b h.
carcerated In the peuitsntiary with ~
kindly sentiment Of didn't -think-y ou'd-
mind>it p dpitdl
WHEN . man returns home ct night
and kisses his wilb with more thnn osllt-
nary tenderness, she may b pretty Ger
tain that be has been In misohief--
joaquin Mil1sr.
THE dangers from the noiselen YunlIng
Of bycicles have been % great IN EnGlan4
that the watch committee Of IlvoGpoo1
recommend . law that anybody rueG1oa
a velocipede without BAH attaeho1 - &
shall b 6ned Ave dollafA
PRor. describing ancisut Gsssk ~.
atre)-"And II had 70 loeG" Jun!Dg
(sure he he's caught pEolonoe h 3 ~
take ~" What did th(y A., -, No. y
rainede" Prof. (takfnf ~ ~ kI1
and Ps.sins ssasss) =" 1sst -!
N In 1 shop window II Ipsdos, tp!eegs
ing tea stilfIaf OF 49, - n
sxposed Wpaumm skuII, 66x8U
cleaned and bleached, with hoicn 6oec1
In It 70 recsive cigars, and uatnhea g
light them, - an ornament l6rs0n1e 0GGAs
snoking-roon.
"wBY are editom'liks chickens! They
scratch for . llving." -Esckosgs.
Yes, they will always scratch and nok
make living 20 long o. they advertlm
every humbug that coSaes along IN oe3K
to 6il up their columns; hsiase lssw
them blank or give moro reading mattek
- lamps Fya.) tdxr5ian. "a
THEY nay that 1t reception owen b
Gen. Mcclellan In Boston lady said =
him: Ny husband IVES killed w
With you at Cold Harbos," and ~ !
graphing his hand, abe exclaimed:
bless you, general !" such an expsoG
Of gratitude must have bsen touchisn
the extreme.
PRETTY soon We shall sse this styIpf
advertisement: "Wanted, . ~
keeper--must have Ill the mall -
there are" Human cuusdnea win nys
some outlet, and the very god |. y
often like josh Billing mule, Viii -
had known 70 stay good for DIX n ~
just 70 get good chance to kick ss'
Ton Transcript.
BOB INoERsoLL At Paris dinner (kty
A Frenchnan's rights are 70 n In
number and 10 Insignificant in chs&ctsr
that they can be enforced with Z b4kin,
or ioi that matter with Z took-pick.{ But
In merica citizen's rights are % nDer-
Gus and important that he ned skhole
arsenal 70 defend them. Henb ~
practice Of carrying weapons In An5rioA"
The truth is the majority ~ Our
theater-goers are men between thsnes d
sixteen and forty, 70 whom an aStTess b
nothing II not young and pretty. They
rave over Nelson, who was ArtlGcial an4
without spark Of great genius, and tbel
will not admit that Jsnsuschek can q
because she Is past hear teens, Wefshs Of Is
a HUNDRED, aud could nsvsr havf BID
beauty. according " popular standA1 -
jennie june.
A Mr.. EDpIsoN has invented n soso.
graph, BY which the tones Of ~ kuman
voice are to b. seproducsd yeaSs aftM Z
DEATH" u will have it, dindvantaesa -
we'll - ADVANTAGE. A man who b lIviat1
with his fourth wife, lbf 'inslsnce. a
not ysarp to have reproduced u vol
Of the three who hsve fpne belbfe.
II he did favor such & clYcus 4 \ q
likely that his living wii6 wsuld
cripple his phonoeTaph beycod nie
unless she vas - deaf q post.-k
toses Herald.
You know how Col. Celt ~ q
rsvolvemf He never invented o.
Of u: He wss looking over sotos q
the British muf cum, When he Nv
revolver, made soon after the N
Of gunpowder, very much a ~
Of ours to-day. He tkourhf
where the trouble lay. "a ~ -
nail drawing ON Ia -. m
the lock and nsado Z l5ap q
- sns tscoels 70 ny y