Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1877-10-12
NASBY.
The Presidents Southern Progress--T
Corners Expresses Itself.
[Toledo Blade i.

CoNFEDRIr X ROADS (Wich is in the
State Of Kentucky, Sept. 10, 1SU.-
Yesterday the Corners wuz profoundly
shoked. Joe Bigler wuz over to Secess-
ionville, and. wen he returned he spred
the nooze that the frodulent Prezident,
Haze, wuz on a Suthern toor, and he'd
decided to make the Corners a visit.
| wuz profoundly alarmed. | he'd red
Nv ovashens he he'd received in the
South, and he'd wore mornin on my hat
fur two days in conscience The idee
Nv Dimocrats bowin the knee to this
Ablishn Baal and doin him oner, stung
me to the quick And to think that he
shood hev the Impotence to come to
the Corners, and undertake to conker
the just prejoodisses Nv our sterling
Dimocrasy that Dimocrasy which new
er yit regarded time nor place, but wich
alluz remained troo to the cardinal pints
Nv Dimocrasy-that he shood cum and
try to corrupt them wuz too much.
Suthin he'd to be did and that quickly.
Bigler sed he wood be here the next
day, and | convened meetin to wunst.
1t wuz a sad occashn. | statid the
objick in a few words. Here wuz a
frodulent Prezident wich he'd bin goin
over the entire South-a Ablishn Prezi-
dent-a travelin thro Kentucky and Ten
nasee, and hedn't ez yit bin killed. Not
so much ez a single brick he'd bin SHE'D
at him-not 50 much ez a single hiss or
a groan he'd bin hurld at him. Kisses
and groans and bricks On the contra
ry, this representative Nv the ablishn
sentiment Nv the North he'd bin feasted
and wined and dined in the South, and
by Southern men!
He wuz a comm to the Corners. Not
content with pollutin Louisville, he wuz
to continyoo his triumphel progress to
the Corners, and it wood be expected
that the Corners wood put its neck un-
der his yoke, and yelp hosanners to this
yooserper. Wood the Corners do it?
(Cries of never! neverD With a niger
in the Post-offis, and a Radikle in the
Collectors office, wood the Corners CON
slider itself satisfied? Never! The
troops hev bin Withdrawal from Loosi-
amer, but so long ez them ohises is KEEP
from the Dimocrasy, the rcmembrances
NV fratrisidle war still rankles in our
buzms.
(The cheers wuz so vocifrus that riz
with the occashn.)
What does all this mean? Where is
the Dimocrasy? What is Dimocrasy,
anyhow? Hez the old sperit died out?
Do them Kentuckians wich is hurrahin
fur Hayes realize the fact that he wuz
electid by Ablishn votes? Do they re
member that his sword is rustid with
Suthem blood, and that to sich as him
they owe the loss NV their niggers?
Are they still Dimocrats?
Who is this Hayes?
Duz he bleeve in the last war with
Great Britain?
Duz he blecvc in the resolushuns Nv
'9S?
Duz he blecve in free trade?
Duz he bleeve that Jaxon was the
greatest Nv Americans, and that the vol
unteers from Kentucky and Tennessee
wich wuz at Moo Orleans are deservin
NV resolushuns NV thanks at every Dim
ecratic convenshun.
Is he opposed to internal improve
ments, and duz he still shout for free
trade and salers' rites?
Is he in faver NV the ekstcnshun NV
slavery to the Terrytorys, and is he OPP
posed to the heresy NV Duglis?
Did he vote for secesshun?
Duz he bleeve in States rites, and is
he in favor NV hard mummy? Or ruther
well, on the hard mummy question
amt so pertickler, but | sum it all up
is he Dimecrat?
And then | perposed the adopshen
Nv the follerin resolooshens:
WAREAs, A frodulent President wich
is a yooserper is making toor NV the
South, and has been reserved with dem
onstrashuns NV approval bi Suthern
Dimecrats; and
WAREAs, The sed President is Presi-
dent de fakto, and not President de
jure-
Deekin Pogram- -"Parson, what is de
fakto and de jury?'
| explaind to the Deekin that them
terms was furrin in their strukter, but
he'd bin yoosed in Eastern DimecratiC
noosepapers, and must Therefore be gooo
frazes, and that | wood eksplain them
to him at sum fucher time and then con
tinyood:
and deserves the reprobashen, III
std NV the applause, NV all Dmecrats
and
WAREAs, We NV the Corners hevir
never heerd that this yooserper hez s
single one NV the time-onerd prinsipels
NV the Dimecratic party, but is in al
respecs a buddy -mindid Ablishnist
therefore be it
Resolrd That in anticipation NV hi:
cumin, the Corners be dressed in morn
in.
Resolced, Ez sense of the hoomilit!
the Corners feels at his comm, that tht
day he is here shell be day of fastil
and hoomiliation; and that, to properl!
express our feelins, Bascom shel clos,
on that day, and the Corners shell nasl
it's teeth.
Resolred, That doorin the stay NV thu
yooserper, the Dimocracy NV the Corn
ers shel keep within ther doors, and lev
the welcomin NV the sed frod to th'
niggers and the Radikles.
The resolushen closin tBascom's wa
modifde intu dressin his frunt and alst
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