The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-06-12

An Allegheny merchant put mp over
,is store lin t:od We trust all Others cash.'
-Er.
Liberal man! Wasn't there something |
aid once. about the fellow Who sioIe "the
livery IL Heaven to serve the devil in?'
A Hartford woman. had Eve childrea
It q birth the other day. All doing vel;
except the father Vsrmiuts Gasese.
I, must have been . pretty severe stra'"
On the old mans nervous system.
Who played "funny man" for the 81.
Louis Journal while Eugene Field w1s g"oc
Ia the Convention = War5eHsbsrg .Joarsat'
IArm0rnd.
They stepped across the street and .h"r-
roved Tivcia end man.
Bold Kenny says that sheep farm in
Colorado is . buck-ram story.-H0S""
PaS
We have no ewes for such iokes.-!N.
Lonis 1imes.
The fellow il worthy o. good lsmbing
Who would make them.
The Fort Scott IEa~;N~ ves~s shs i'm
pertinent urch,n 10 keep away from its
sanctum in the following tesae language
"Boys around the monkeys cage he'd better
keep away"
The burial Of John I.athrUP Motley,
the Fin qiisk historian, tOok Place At kensal
Green, On the morning Of the 4th.-IAiAns
Newx.
What is fame?
Emigration westward has commenced.
Several wagons, bound Tor Texas. passed
through Sunday.-Hesry f"saty ih'"or'af.
Suppose they made tunnel right through
the day, and went along ~ II nothing had
happened.
Patti has ttst her position in society BY
the suit against her hashand.-N. Lo~i'
Times.
Maybe there was no crookedne~ in the
even tenor OF her waya.
Young Richard, Of the house Of Syl'
vester, says in his press convention note" "a
the Farm;ngton 1i.es:
The Largest member, Tor his size. IN Geo
w. Gibson, Of the Globe emoe1ut.
This is quitting very close to the msjo'
part Of The proceedings, certainly.
New Yorkers wish that hereafter al
yuliets will make their debuts in Private.-
" q. Hcayane.
Ja-Id 'em do - they please about 1t.
The Pilot was misinformed when told
that two home thieves had been hung IL
this neishborhood. Such talk does IN ir.
reparable injury to immigrstion.-Ssnfinst
Dkma1nf.
Come now, old man. you don't mean Il
say that the immigration to 81. ClaiI
county is made up Of horse thieves.do you
II they hang 'em until dead the injury i
certainly irreparable; but it's the Aaasins
and not the aniI, that does the injury.
Hail fell in many spots in Cooper and
Howard counties last Friday and Saturday
Near Rocheport, hailetones a large n tur
| Key anu So0sc e8S" Nss -" "eets 80
enough 10 Gil . peck, some bushel mea
sure Roonrinlle Ea9's.
A Maidstone large enough to GIL bnshe
measure ia something surPriaing; but lars
q body must expect anything from suci
weather rs this.
Several Of our local preacher went Il
the show, Tuesday, 'just TO ne the hippo
potamus and the historic Bible scene" bu
they can all tell you how nicely Molli'
Brown turned that summerset.-EaterPIae
Monitor.
What u q samssensa! Anything lovely
where the goose hangs high!
The sun il making hay raPidly.-Mn'
Journal.
That's always been accounted the SOW
work.
Two 3auehten Of q farmer in St. Law
renee county, n. Y, desired to pay the def
on their Homestead, bat they preferred nd
to do it by hard work. They hit upon .
! idea that suited their puPose, and hav
made enough money 20 remove the deb
They had large quantity Of porous ston
saved into small piece. aud thorough
soaked in IN odorous preparation, vhic
impaired to them . durable scent Thes
: they have peddled throughout the State ,
IS cents each, representing that they wes
cut from the rock Of wooderfully PEI
fumed cave in South America. The Cir
q are 20 demure and pretty. and tell their ii
r With such an appearance Of simplicity, tn,
the sales are very large. They hsve jus
put :reah lot Of stone in soak, preparation
; to an extended Western toar.-E.
Enterprisinx girls-and to perpetual
. such a clever, sharp trick, although falls
has some commendable points in it. VIII
stunning wives those girls would NAL
for some Western man, Who ID seeking
make start In the world. Go West, girl
and gr.w up With the country.
:, b. D. Deans Land Once,