New-York tribune., 1877-08-09
GENERAL NOTES.

4 French couple from Calais, having remained
IN Dover long enough TO have the baDns proclaimed
IN g. Mlry's Parish Church, presented themselves,
recently at tbs altar The ceremony proceeded smooth.
y until tho clergyman asked them 20 JOIN hands, when
il AS discovered that the Bridegroom lad ring After
an awkward pause the clergyman sent the yerser 20
fetch the church doorkey, the eye Of which Lad been
used in ,imar emergencies. The eye was small and ne
brides fuccr was large and ono wtrd not ne -he othr-
The bridegroom searched his pockets asnn, and ii'lel
out a bunch OF keys attached To steel iin lAis Nls
placed the brides hnser' and thoy were .foAouA,ed
man aud wife
Religious Intelligence: From his perch in
an upper window. last sunday a cynica. bachelor
counted ninety mine ladies who passed The house on
,heir way % church. or the rine'yani-nne al! out
npe wore new gowns and turned their heads % lock a.
what the wretched ana lterate man terms the hang
and Tho flow" OF their drapery ~ they went tripping
along 4 clergyman IN Essex County, Mass preached
an eloquent Temperance discourse last sunday ana 10
satisfaction 0i his congregation found vent n applause
oue gentlemen WIS 50 enthusiastic % DIS pow
and scream, "Nog, thcn three checrs for tho mnis'
ter pa young man. Who has earned MS Drcid ~
driving bakers cart IN j. dAam Mas, h9 auaudo.ed ed
hs nee ton rather than deliver brown bread 900 slly
morning. lie H. acunB under INC advice 0i minister
and Two deacou-.
James Onion, who addressed workingmens
meeting IN Baltimore, on Monday night. uu'o.d q utw
theory of the present disorders In the Commercial world
The rich men Of he country boarding thcs money
instead Of spending it Tho honest sons u Toll ouls
never TO oppose the extrayagance Of she wealthy Tho
nor, money tha capitalists wasted tho moro WORK tley
gave 10 poor men. ENtraysgaace, moreover, would IN
te end be i.ood Investment for the 1lh, icr II hsl
wage. and plenty OF work given 20 the goor tGvs
would improve aud the capitalists would make more
nancy There vas tailor Oh the same platform, vAO
electrified his audience by shouting, To afn.' 20
orui- 10 and rAcu dampCued then ador hi eAptinhS
flaf he tid not firearms or " tho leni'r mess -
gers of DEATH" bat their natural wcapOn-ther Amt-
can rights
Limpey' was graduate OF the Randlls
Island House Of Refuse who had been uansIlanieo %
Kansas Cl.y. BIO. IIc was lamo aud cadayeIons' 10
backed boots and slept freight vars be "as the cadf
OF a baud Of mcorrgibe yagabouds year aso 10
made his way to Denver aud thence 20 Tie Black hiS'
where his services wcro engaged 10y party oi mheH'
who wnnted a cook and dish-washer In f." "oohs 40
was wathing something besides dishes and noN he hS
sores IN various lodes and sN thousand dollars ~ ca-h'
week aso Iimpoy" returned 70 Kansas city 10 Y''
m , woman who had hocn nj. only friend IN ma days
M poyerty aud distress, aud 20 marry hcf uauShei.
ia td never appealed 20 the old woman m vain when
he mad wanted hiding splagc nom lhc ponce OF siot
S 80 % "a" stornl Ilmpoy Il no longer lean cripple
iIVlh w. has ti.appearod and be- weighs twice -
,h Az he dld hen he sleeping Ia cutters and BAY
lofts. =. 9, -
Col. Walter II. Taylor Of Norfolk. Va, who
uas Acknowledgement OF the Confederate Army OF North