The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-12-13

Af Hen appears smoug tie men.
begs q the MiaaosoiA Methodist Goa.
fealiea sbas lay delegate
so tid segto cook says Sass i
rasufai gosd 10 everything bat ehil.
dn Dey needs some other Kind q
dretss
be secret a running boarding
aeute probably il 70 God cot jati what
year bgas4ers doht like, and then feed
'om lots u H.
When iouf women are walking
abreast 90 the pavement. they will
hesk ranks ~ npthiag except a man
viih : palai poi
Il ihefe q gentlemen 10 the house.
with ono eye by the name Of Walker J
Am sorfy don't know. What was
The pAmc Of Bis other eye9
-Cuusu was once asked by one ol
SIS brother councillors, Do you see
anything ridiculous In this wig I Moth.
log bot the bead, was the reply.
"a Milwaukee man went 70 a meet.
iag ia London one evening, aud when
tie coekneys said ear. ear be took il
fof personal allasion aud got DOT.
Look here. Pete, said knowing
Oakley. dou't stand dar on de railroad.
Why. Joe kase, II de cara see dat
mouf Of youn, dcy tink /, attn de Dope
al run rite in.
The hard times don't make ras.
Gals they only bring them to the sur
face. Just as a prairie fire does not
make wolves aud rattlesnakes, but
only drives them to the open.
Works Of art and science are
thrown away on some people. At
Washington they have the finest tele.
cope IN the world and yet there are
some women living who would prefer
70 look through a key-holc.
a Georgia negro preacher to bis
flock We have a collection to make
this morning, and, for the glory Of
heaven, whichever Of you stole Mr..
Smiths sheep. don't put anything on
the plate.
A Portland Chinaman became the
father Of an American born sou. aud as
he danced around, swinging bis pig
tail and knocking over the opium jars,
ho exclaimed Me Mellican man, all
samce Me heap Washington I Me
sewing machine agent Go way |
Whoope
II il said that the instinct Of cats
gives them sure intelligence Of the
coming Of an earthquake That must
have been what Huntington.street
cat was talking about the other night
but no one understood her.
Many good-minded mother has
innocenlly warped her sons character
saianwards by arguing that gray
patches could be inserted into bis black
panialoons without the other boys be-
ny abla 10 detect the difference.
My son, said stern parent 10 a
ecven.ycar.old hopeful, l must disci.
pine you Your teacher says you are
the worst boy in school Well, papa,
woe The reply. only yesterday she said
was iast like my father.
MIR. Evars' latest witicism: He
passed the White House with friend.
II Is fit aud substantial home for the
president, said the latter oh yes, said
the secretary, it is plenty large enough
for the president to live in, unless the
senate tries "a live there too.
An lfishman got out of the cars at
aralway station for refreshments. but
unfortunately the bell rang and the
train eft before he had finished bis re-
past Hould gu cried Pat, as he ran
ikc a mailman alter the cars hould on
20 murthcriu Old stame-ingin--ye've
ye'yo got a passenger aboard that's
ioil behind
They were what the world calls
engaged. and they were going to visit
some Of her relatives thirty miles dis.
tant. Two railroads ran 10 the home
Of the latter. and the lovers were I'M
decided which one TO take. There is a
long. dark tunnel on the @ road,
isn't there she innocently asked. He
said there was And none on the
B line she further inquired. lie
sad lhefe was not. Then let US 60 by
way u tie Z - road. she softly muir
INJURED And they went
priest who was examining q
confirmation class ID The south Of Ire
land, asked The question: What ia the
sacrament oi matrimoay 7 A little cir
Al The head Of The class answered
It's state u torment into which soul.
enter 10 prepare themselves for another
aud better world. Being, said The priesi
he answer Tor purgatory. Put be-
down. sAye the corAte, put her dowi
IA ghe foot Of the class Leave he
alone, said The priest for anythiLg