The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1877-07-03

ruaener THINKS, seriously sof making fis
home Ia AHaeries>
Cincinnati has q new toy In the shape @
white whasc. VS. q
rhe American beef business has been
oyerdone In England. aA#
Is our army too small. or the number O
-tnrbutcnt Indians too large, or what As,'. g.,
nss The Mace for old maids The lore
Naa. ssis .t, rs. IS ].
II NAV possibly interest the readsr %
hear that the monument mentioned Dy Inu'
cvtsides as qbaving been erected 6y Plsistf :,
tins, SON DIT Hippsas, IN the tfe,m a,! =, y
Apollo pyfhius, has been iound is,ng ns'
elected on the right pank q .ns t ns,v.s'
southwest Of the Temple so 2, Sup''eto =
aNo man is disconnected with the worle
is he does his duty in II, read Kocklsno
man the other evening". he was Dusty IN is.
eageti In rocking bowling infant WnlSn
6is wife had left In bis charge, Walie sae
ran into the neighbor's to compare new
dresses. He didn't look az II ne Deiieseu
it.-Rockland Courier.
Alta Turkish dinner you will ind no e,
hle-clotb, and should you lnadVertentty
oyerturn the gravy bowl or spill some pre-
served blackberries, the mistress OF tne
house doesn't lift up her hands and smput
siyeIy exclaim 6 Good gracious! my best
fable-cloth, too !"-N o,ristoton Herald. ~.
An Atlantis. man has invented a machine
horse, and promises that il It will not carry
a man faster than an ordinary horse can, ~
win eat 1t, cog-wheels aud ali. rs :.
Alphabetically New Hampshire paper
saws that II it devotes more space TO the po'
tafo-bups than to the Legislature 1t iscbe'
cause the bugs are doing the most work.
An eagle shot in Wisconsin the other day
was found to have twelve bullets in him
IL must have been bailed eagle.-Ne,'
York Commercial Advertiser. 4 &1s5
Cousin Amarantha, from the city, to
Cousin Jane, in the country: "The day
before we left town there was the aWinilesl
runaway, right near our house. just as
the carriage was turning the cor ner it up,
set, aud the gentleman's leg was broken
and the lady fell against the curbstone and
fractured her skull, and there was the aW.
fullest crowd" Cousin Jane, mournfully
1sI do wish ICE lived in town, SO We could
see something. ,,f@ss-. !. sa..a a
A Poughkeepsie youth, with the assist
6rice OF an elderly laQy, mas utteu oue
rooster with a needed wooden leg. at first
the bird made frantic efforts to kick it Oh,
but this only made him fall down, and so
he accented the situation, and now uses the
leg with evident satisfaction; and the boy
is delighted. -. -. ~
Love is always sweet. An Illinois man,
on his way to the penitentiary, was kissed
by his sweetheart, and with her lips she
passed into his mouth the key with which
he subsequently unlocked his handouts and
gained his liberty.
An ex-official Of Atlanta, Ga, has created
a sensation in that place by opening bar
room, to which ne has given the name OF
IsThe Senate.'' 1t is we'll patronized, espe-
cially by. the husbands Of unsuspecting
wives. 49, ri
a paragraph is going the rounds stating
that the exact spot of Burgoyne's surrender
is not known. 1t is absolutely certain,
however, that when he did surrender he
had the most woe BnIgoyne look OF any
man who was present on that memorable
OCCASION Brooklyn Union ana Argus.
A poor woman who found and returned
q pocket-book containing 800 lost by
wealthy merchant OF Providence was offered
as q reward bottle Of cologne worth a
quarter. She declined, however, to receive
q scent from him in any shape Ne'o York
Commercial AdUertiser. ~ :. : = -