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The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

hIAUEA--A letter from member Of $ party
Vheh recently visited the crater oi RiIaneA states
that il l. now as scJive as ever. TIE party had a
rainy ride through the woods s. i ofeu the case.
but hsd bright pleasant day for inspecting the
abode Of the fiery goddess.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

- The new Hawaiian steamer sails on Saturday
next 2lsi inst, from san Francisco Tor this port,
bringing home II. r. a. Princess Likelikr, Hon A
5 c.eSborn, Hon : 6. Wilder aud Others. She
vii Dc due on Thursday, August snd
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

PLANTATION sHAEEs.-Oue share GO in the
Haiku Sugar Plantation recently changed owners
al SS,ool sud more lately sharr tl-i4l in the Il
hue PlzaEAiion was sold tor the sum OF $sa00O
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

CALJFoENIA Yo-CANo.-TAe Califo=nizns have
oeeG trying - =: Up slGt4inS in tie volcano Ike
a. Nil b srvu By ne ioiioSiuE notice We prs
sarae IL Is Ouy superficial squio, which Viu som
su0si1e, aud all never p-vseat any ATTRACTIONS
Waich can iuirriere Siih the popularity Of our No
kuaWeoSeo sud tar 3r-shCW hEzae4: a dus-
gsica received oy NJ John Ca-aiaE, Assistant
General Superintendent q the Southern PsriEe
Railroad, LAST evening s;sie> that the voe-Uic dis
turbzuozs in Tie u0uutzius eiga; miles from Nam
moth Tauk Station, continue The volcano vas
smoking. sivaniuE, aud rlcetiug rocNs in large
nunters- There Has = continual noise Ike Tie
roilius Of tluudzr.-'
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18
AUSTRALIAN PAPERS
GERHAE PAPERr
Hotics Of Dissolution Of co-Partnership
NOTICE Is HERRRY fsIYEr- THAT -. !,

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which occurred n China April %. A. D. 1871
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The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

FoCSD--Ii is a matter OF general interest that
NJ. Schl.emaun has lately discovered in his exea-
vaiious the Long LOST arms 81 tie VEINS o. Miios.
Tdey Iursed up not more than tsirty feet .ron The
spot where the stat1e from which they had beea
dislsnhersi was found This discovery seis ST
resi The vexea question IS 20 tie position o. the
AIMS tbs len oas held 2laii Shield while The
rishi supported The drsPer-. Il Is aow supposed
that The figure was intended l1r statue Of Victory
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

Now DUE-TNo lumber vessels are now over
due iFona Port Gamble, viz; the lark Atlanta and
toe sshoonrr Aarors; both have fsn esrgoes for
this place
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

~ The steamer City OF New York viii ,--re for
Sau Francisco At 10 A N. this DAY
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18
NOTES OF rnE WEEK.

RMS. 5 Australia leaves san Francisco
this DAY for Honolulu
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

TT Schooner BouAuzA is supposed to have LEFT
San Francisco about the Is, instant, Ia which case
she ls nov fully due
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Assessors Notice.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN To ALL
~ F.-Slas resting IL Ez1- hzvllS properly l.
Ls--c q Eio. shs Elsv Faxes f1- ye-- ls--,
for AS-esS1ssE IL u5s-sEue5-
II ne .S~E q 5i1 before TAs -stA c4y q sEErst.
2. - LYMAN. AsSeso--.
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The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18
Notice of Foreclosure of Mortgage

NQrfCE Is HEREBY GIVEN. THAT prR-
~ saAnt 70 power Of sale contained Ia certain
gage deed, dated lane Is ise. made by wa,. Wright
aud Emily X. Wright his wife. % A. Cieghorn OF re-
cord in the Office OF the Reg Of Conveyances Ia Iner
Sc - and ~ and for hrcach u the conditions
IN said mortgage decd contained that all Suar the
lan1S ,escments and hereAments In mortgage
Seroei wi amer the time limited by law. sold at pub
he @nccn Of the breach the Conditions as
hercnbefare mentioned
The property IN sd mortgage described being situate
al Honsnnan, konA. Hawaii
A. s CI.EGHoRN.
Ry hts Attorney. CECIL BROWN.
Honolulu, Tune 70 ISL. ISL II
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Tax Assessor's Notice.

FUNHlS N TO GIVE NOTICE THAT WILL.
u be In my once on Marine Street, every SATURDAY,
from A. ". 10 7. NJ, untif SEPTEMBER list. 1877
All Psrsons liable 10 taxation make their
the Assessor before that date according and
who have not received blanks obtain
my ofiicc CHARLES n. JUDD
6Ss IN ASSESSOR Of rAxes for Honolulu.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18
For z emf.

- EANNoCkBURS. THE RESIDENCE
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The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18
Employment Wanted.

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-07-18

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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

8 PENNSYLVANIA KAILKO4D.a
BELVlDERE DIVISION.
On AID after Rov. ~, 1870.
TRAINS FOR NEW YORK AND PHILADELPHIA
LEAVE ~ AN AM an Pm. PM Pm.
M n, chunx'sana' ~ saisa l2ts aqssS
P Pfifissas sssi4aalSas Il has fsS 10
Frenchsownt L 80 2.lS ....aa ESQ
'rismingtoa,e go n q7.2o 81 iis1 as
ra aasISSi hseasIeis 500 rzso sol 4
Lamasrsyille knv TO $40 yga2Ss 400 Il s2S
Trenton, a1e4ad 7b1 aes iap $40 SIS 900
Pee sw |ssP Fssl,sa 30 l'ea ~ 40 $50 $50
i0r r. t RE l ofo As sia 30 SS'
TRA1fys PROM PHILADELPHIA AND NETWORK
I.xAvn hge AM Mas Pan. PM Pm. p, y.
10ss NJ ss Tssns 1923 81 rag 'ss '0'
rhilsdsl F@ Yl klsp, 5 5SS roo 2'S $40 'l'
l IsSlss $50 s 100 LOO sos ssS siS
7sfT7 III T'TFfT77f ~ VT !.
Ihmhcrtvillesm y ovdshos'is sri Sea-Hsh 70 n
rlen aaStoa s 50 Gas .aoo aa soS q aesa
sFrpnchtovn, I'D d 9,s2s i.4o az so7d3 aaid
s PeI'lilDsssss i iSSs s ssS - s sss
Mapunka Chunk. lie III .sfes 7S5 IS sfgs
Connection is made at Manunka Chunk with Delaware,
.qckawanna 4 Western Railroad Al Lehigh JuAction
E ss jersey a.
willie with lemineton Railroad.s Az Somerset function
With a sssay ss n Hasn'0n with
For further see time tables which can be
obtained at the ticket pifces. ~
FRANK THOMSON, ~ ana D. n. BOYD, Jri Z
J JaeKso Naes sp sao ss in p
( u As ANDERSON Supt sBelsfdeEe DIV. & asu a.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

From a preliminary report made to the
Governor by the Board of Centennial Com
missioners, we learn that New Jersey has
maintained her sixth position in the list Of
manufacturing States not only, but her per-
centage of increase of products from 1850 to
except two Western States, viz Illinois and
Ohio and from 1860 TO 1870 Pennsylvania
was the only Eastern State whose increase
was greater, and two Western, viz /: Missouri
and Illinois. Il will thus be seen that the ra-
ito of increase in manufacturing in our State
has been steady and in excess of all the New
England States and New York, and for twenty
years has not been exceeded but by one, viz /:
Pennsylvania. These are significant facts and
worthy of more prominent consideration.
It is also stated that New Jersey will probably
receive back in the form Of dividend about
$50, 900 Of the $780, 900 worth of Centennial
stock she took. sle3gsB liso5 9. ~
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

|d At half past twelve O'CLOCK ION Saturday
night ia fire broke out in Fox 8 American
theatre, ON Chestnut street, Philadelphia,
which resulted in the total destruction of the
theatre, a serious damage TO the Mercantile
library, aud severellossi TO several of the sur
rounding properties, besides causing serious
personal injuries to Fire Marshal Thompson
and two members or the INSURANCE Patrol.
THE origin of the fire is not positively deter.
mined. The performance had been over about
an hour, and the house was closed for the
hight. The night watchman stated that he
had just made bis round OF the building when
he saw the fire break out on the east side of
the STAGE The firemen were promptly on
the ground, but before the fire engines got, in
service the whole interior of the building was
III flames. The theatre was totally destroyed.
The building stood Sl10, 900 before the fire,
with an insurance of $50 Oo0. The damage
to the Mercantile library is serious, and it, is
supposed that nearly half the books win have
to be rebound or entirely replaced. The
damage to the books il estimated at from
$40. 900 to so, 900. Besideslthis the building
is damaged to the extent of several thousand
dollars W. ID. Rodgers, the carriage build
or, suffered some loss, but had an insurance
OF $G5.000 which will more than cover it.
Several other properties we're more or less
damaged by fire and water. Several persons
were wounded, but not fatally. A man was
buried IN the Rogers establishment, among
the ruins, for eight hours, bat was finally
taken out alive, and not much injured. b
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

Mr.. Tilden's letter of acceptance was bari
ed out of sightthree days after it appeared.
The letter Of Gov. Hayes remains to-day one
of the most pithy and sententious political
documents ever written. With all the exper-
fence OF the canvass and the long suspense
since the election, it is doubtful If more sa-
gacious policy could be outlined than his let
ter contains. The closing paragraph is time
'ly reading. 1t Is as follows: With civil
service organized upon a system which will
secure putty, experience, efficiency, and
economy with strict regard for the public
welfare solely in appointments with the
speedy, thorough. and unspariDg prosecution
and punishment of NIL public officers who be-
tray official trusts with . sound currency ;
with education unsectarian and free TO all /;
with simplicity and frugality 10 public and
private affairs, and with flaternal spirit of
harmony iperyading the people of ailsections
and classes, we may reasonably hope that the
second century of our existence as j. ipation
viii. BY The Blessing of God, be preemipept as
an era of good feeling and period Of pro-
gress, prosperity, and happiness psiisdlA
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

said mortgages, that 1t shall be lawful for the
said owners to advertise and sell such real es-
tate in the same manner and under the same
fulesas now govern such sales in foreclosure
suits Issuing out Of the Court of Chancery In
this State. Mr.. Traphagen, supplement- to
regulate the sale of ale and malt liquors,
makes the license fees payable TO the town
ship instead Of the county.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28
.biSE COMD ivNARD4s

Ag1n, Annie ...,st,s ffst- p "
Allen, Geo T. 2s3 HA an ssfhisasies n6is'g1 "a
Bra " Stacy fsas al 81 sfes ffav4 gsf4 s4af9 81
Brown Patrick 0(
f,onifP Ann lsiBo.as gHt 8znaf al gs5tgas lhH3 90
CUNNINGHAM Michael s, j q 90
Carer "A nuie IN "a s5tftW f4i Hlu9 i4slres @ rs
Decator Ensign, .,s ~ hef...a 81 - s..tel - 81
Grant Samuel Estate 2 - 3fS 90
Hayb,irst. Jeremiah niFas bify3ds Cd asdW rs ~
Hunt l. w yrs 1875. and 1876 Balance. F., Us
eeyer Michael fAAa 81 s5CssHIs4tHsDftit va 90
Kelley, Margaret, ed sEi f,af4ns9 Ia4 g. szSg2 20
Knowles Edward ~ sait 2a'stiAte AsA'-s 49, III 80
Mastersop ST.. John ,srtfs4 "a 5rtit II Hf9HlA ~
Malone Margaret 10 so
Moore ~ Hettie palanoe.a 9tura sia&1 30 q o 05
Matthew'S Miles sf k =. 4. -, 16 IS
Naylor Jr George - % lsss'1t 4At Stt' ~ 90
Roberts udso n sftfesc ss4fEse5ssf ia aff Oh 90
Reilly Philip 10 80
Sutphin Zephenialr eviction rs tlazaff7 81
Skflman N Y. -. :. 6 90
Strouse i, k etsf tt9H 5A9 20 uAitsN ~ 3 90
smith. Mrs.William er..,yy fa.fF asfs .sas lis rs
Striker Theodore 90 80 90
Sweeney. Edward IL EGsAl eva a9f13as D5 TB6 ~
s Thmas f 5phn tod aaas OFT SIN ssne aS 60
White Mrs. Mary c.. "a, ss.4e,.sss ..s.f s5 10 90
Williamson Jacob yrs. 1875 and 1876 II 90
WarfordI Elisha stvrh afndW aat aafa sifil22 so
Zeigler, john X. 81 38
-rLJI1n \A/A 1n
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28
lBY AUTHORITY
TAX NOTICE.

SALE OF LANDS AND REAL ESTATE FOR TAXES.
NOTICE is hereby given that Public Sale of the
IN Real Estate hereinafter mentioned will be held az
the office Of the RECEIVER % Taxes Of the City of Lam
bertyile, on WEDNE8DAY, MARCH 3Isf, 1871
the hour Of two ecloekn the afternoon the low
est term Of years but IN no case exceeding y years.
for which any person viii take the Same and pay the
interest aud cost foes charges and expenses according
to the provisions OF Section nine Of Act entitled
Act to revise and amend the Charter of the City
Lambertville," approved March sixteenth, eighteen
hundred aRd seyentyfours The interest In each
will be at the rate OF tweyeper ccntum from TWEEN
cth OF September The fees charges and penses will
be in each for the certificate of sale and the pro-
portion Of the cost Of advertising and sale.
A TRANSPORTED OF uspAIn 4 xEs OK LAM Ann real.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

y Office Application viii be made TO the present
u session Of the New Jersey Legislature for an Act
reducing the capital stock of the Amnell Miis Com-
pany OF iainbertyille. N j. JOSEPH SMITH
Iambnrttillc Jan IL 1877.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28
THE MARKETS.
2 Lambertville, Feb. 2s, ISL
MARRIAGES.

SToUT--FfsiiER.--At Mount Airy, by the Rev. @. II.
Assay, Mt. Zepheniah Stent of Woedsyille N, j. TO
Miss Bell " Fisher of Mount Airy 1*fss
rowE 18th, by Rev. ]. P.iw. Blat7
.tenperger, Henry DOVE AMI Emma Hudmaa, both Of
Raf.tan. sf VI YsNffatsst' 'ffN ts'fft
kCEsr--DALRYMPLEs--Fs Feb ai4th, by Rev. W. L,
Watkins y, Eddie Ashcroft and Ann Dalrympie, both
of KingwDtsf, tHFtS brN pr e3fe 's'
GORDON fscIf -Fcb. ~ by Rev. P @. RuckiAaA,
Lewis Gordon 10 Cornelia NJ, Search, all Of French
town. s.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

Bills INTERCHANGEABLE. Albeit Introduced
bill to enable the Chancellor to make an
order to pay the emp Ioyees Of the New Jer.
sey Central Railroad anearages Of wages at
The back pay amounts to $500, 900.
Mr. Albeit introduced a bill which requires
Assessors, upon the expiration OF their terms
Of office, to hand overall their books. papers,
maps, &c., and asfisiluresto do SO shah be held
as ia misdemeauer. punishable BY, ", 600. fine
Or .impris ,nment IN the State Prison for one
year, e
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

Justice Bradley does not VERY himself
about the amiable epithets hurled at him by
the Democratic press. The same papers call
ed Lincoln a "goiilla Rand a." beast" and
Grant a drunken brute," and they, have
stood it pretty we'll. Calling hard names, in
deed, is very poor consolation for those who
have appealed to a urtof law aud lost their
case. 91iii sel Fp1tasiw irfa 1saf
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-02-28

\ Some of the hands at the Mercer Rubber
Mill at Hamilton square. have left on account
of a refusal to increase their wages at present.
Mr.. Barry, the foreman, has also left.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1877-12-14
Advice to Young Ladies.

In marrying make your own match /;
do not marry man to get rid of him,
or to oblige him, or to save him. The
man who would go to destruction with
out you will quite as likely go with you,
and perhaps drag you along. Do not
marry in haste, lest you repent at leis-
ure. Do not marry for home and a
living. Do not let aunts, fathers or
mothers sell you for money or position
into bondage, tears, and lifelong misery
which you must endure. Place not
yourself habitually in the hands of any
sutton until you have decided the ques-
ton of marriage; human wills are
weak, and people often become be-
wildered and do not know their error
until it is too late. Get away from
their influence, settle your head, and
make up your mind alone. Do not
trust yourself in the keeping of one who
has no heart, no head, no health. Shun
the man who not only gets intoxicated,
but who ever drinks intoxicating liquors
at all. Do not rush thoughtlessly into
welded life, contrary to the council of
friends. Love can wait; that which
cannot wait is of very different char
acter.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1877-12-14
Squibs.

A model newspaper subscriber is the
one who takes it when the other man
is away.
A Montreal minister is lecturing on
Gan Hour with Burns.n 1t must be a
warming entertainments.
The fact that lecturer has taken for
his subject "Three Weeks on CameF'
shows how lecturers have to hump
around for topics. Worcester Press.
"Do you believe in eternal punish
ment 2" asked an inquisitive friend of
an honest Agawam farmer. The farmer
scratched his head in a meditative way,
and then said slowly "No, l don't Pm
a democrat"
Statistics show that the number of
idiots is increasing; and yet some news
papers continue to make war on quack
doctors. What is quack doctor for
but to kill off the fools detroit Free
Press.
George Francis Train has discovered
how any man can live in luxury on five
cents day. But why should we live
in luxury when we see so many poor
families around us who are struggling
to get through the winter with only one
dog p Worcester Press.
Some men, who were pumping water
from vessel thought to be tight, found
that the water did not fall after an
hours working. One of the labOrers,
an Irishman, on making an examination
found hole near the stern, upon which
he cried: "Shtop, boys; sure, ye'd
pump the whole ocean away before the
ship would float"
A workingman shuffled in one day
and presented a will for probate.
"Where are the subscribing witnesses p
asked the clerk. ''Do you want them n
Certainly we want testimony of the
geuuineness of the signature to the
will" "Oh But must you really have
them? Can't l doq" HCertainly not;
when did this person die 2" "He isn't
dead yet. Pm the man !" And it came
out he wanted his own will proved in
advance, so there could be no contest.
Philadelphia Telegraph.
A gentleman took his little boy to a
model farm to see the wonders of. the
place. After they had been there a
short time the little fellow ran crying
to his father, being at the same time
pursued by big turkey-cock, which
was trying to get piece of bread out
of his hand. "What, my boy" said
the father, "are you afraid of turkey
Why, you ate part of one yesterday.
eyes, papa" responded the little fellow
wiping his eyes; "but this one isn'i
cooked ~
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1877-12-14
It Wasn't the Toothache.

In the Ladies' waiting room at the
Central depot the other day were a
newly married couple from Grass lake.
They had been visiting in the city two
or three days, and were then ready to
go home. They sat side by side, of
course, his arm around her waist and
she leaning on his shoulder. A long
wasted stranger from the East, having
sore eyes and big heart, walked in,
saw them thus seated, and in about q
minute he asked of the husband =
''Has that woman there got the tooth
ache 7"
The husband looked up in surprise,
but made no answer. After two or
three minutes the long wasted man
again remarked
''If that woman has got the toOthache,
I've got bottle of peppermint in my
satchel here"
The bride rolled her big white eyes
around, and the husband looked some-
what embarrassed. The man from
down East unlocked his satchel, FUN
bled among shirts and collars, and
brought up four ounces of peppermint
essence. He uncOrked it, touched the
contents of the bottle against his big
red tongue, and, handing it forward
toward the husband, feelingly said =
''Just have her sop some on a rag and
rub her gooms with it. We've used it
in our family for"
The BRIDES eyes threw out sparks as
she lifted her head from it's loving po-
sitiOn, and, striking at the bottle, she
snarled OUT
"Tuthache, you fule! If you don't
know the difference tween true love
and the tuthache, you'd better pick
grass with the geese :"
''My Lord" gasped the man, and he
hurried out, with his satchel in one
hand and the bottle in the other.-De-
trOit Free Press.