The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-11-13

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The dress Of Qneen Adelaide, Of
England, vac pretty piece al imagination
1t Was embroide ed with flowers. the mi.
tials al which formed her NAME
Hum. Was that imagination double
width, Imssinaiion's pretty tlin-the
flowers helped out little, though, Ne spec.
Monday morning ice could he found
every where aud il was quite cold through.
out the day Lexington Rsy;ss.r.
Ies, and II won had felt Of il al hali-pa-t
II that nighl.you would have found that ice
was As cold a. ever Fact.
We've been watching liy~ lately, Tor
the benefit Of the human race. AMI have
discovered tina, about nine out ii evers ten
girls n they walk the street either bite OF
suck on both lips.-Nu1por Leui.
Well. you dernei fool, why didn't you
help 'em, The tenth girl hal gun, hill.
The man ii the Burlington H,rI Ese
says the ciemiloon Is hung over chair At
night. This must lie wrong. What ne~.i
tn cover \ chair in that manner ,-Rnclsc.-
ter IArmncTus. Well. most chairs have rather
thin arms and crooked legs. you know. and
.ome scrawny hsck.-ILJy Notion
Well, that wasn't exactly our idea. Tie
wife Is the shsrcr OF all her husband.
things, why M, the chairer al her own :?
Hunk Epe.
Dunno Perhaps The hottom vi. rattan
ned.
An Illinois clergyman took Ia whisky
and quinine 10 cure his chiil., an.i an in
ve~tisating committee is lookiug icr the
quinine part.-Ffcc Pes
We know what he did with l.. Tc.he-he.
We know. He traded the qninine OF to
the drug store man ior mere whisky.
There i>n', much difference i,-twecn a.
grss.hopI~r and grs>. widow, sitter all.
Either will jump n the first chsncc-E,-
clunge.
Mebie. Eni the sra>-horper can climb
\ tire backwards. and We just dare \
widow 10 do il.
What Is the u>c al the newspaper dis
custom oi hos Tom Paine died :-Er.
Well-er-s--al, no,l.ing. much. Only
we'd like Ia know whether he was locking
down into the gun 10 see il il WAS lo,.l,,i.
ar whether lac ct run over by the cars. ar
got blown ui' in a steamboat; expulsion, ar
was killed in the battle Of Bull Run, or
but We Amt particular. NJ, don't put
yourself to ANY trouble. wc feel perfectly
ai home. Shoot another biscuit, please.
Some kind Of foot disease has killed
III eight mules for farmer residing three
miles north Of this city.-E:
Beware! That fellow wants an item.
lie thinks the innocent farmer will 60
right of and examine his miles foot. You
know the rest. Hence his hellish plot.
-Ludwell Jote has set in O. learn the
printing trade at thia Office. lie il q steady
and faithful hand. and will come OUT ali
right. -Isr@llcs Gc.rse.
Yes, he'll ''come out all right" About
ten years from nov you'll zee hollow-eycd
individual so everlasting thin that he sill
lie only fit to be iammed down Is an excla-
nation point At the end OF an article on
The Misery Of the Human X .ce."
-AIeck Stephens Gays: Il would rather
lie hanged in the United States than live in
any other country.-E.
All right. AIeck-just as you say. Your
obituary has been kept standing for three
years, and everything has been rrady for q
long time. People are getting pretty near
tired ii waiting.
Eve Wa the irst girl Who gathered an.
Iumn leaves. And she didn't press them in
\ bible eiiher.-Et.
We know that to be fact, for We used to
help her Over the fence.
III you would gaze upon something nice |
something elegant that only !
educated and refined appreciste-call II |
Ming- Chapel. next Sunday morning, and |
lake perpendicular squint ut I've locals" ,
new clothes.-Ndrskd bemoeruf.
That means Dave Day has at Lac, got |
new anti. lie has been running about bare
DOT all summer in cofee sack, with three
roles cut in il for his heal and arms.
Charley Luster did actually lcse the
'rice Of dram bncking against the Keyts-
lille "wherl of fortune" Would that ne
rad been let down that easy at Sedslis.-!
NdIshai Dsmceruf.
You do, eh? How about sliding do~n
rom the second story window OF that hotel
n the lightning rod? You let down inst "a
-a-s-y a. . ton Of soft soap on q load Of hsy