Smyrna times., 1877-02-21
WHOLE no. f.139


WHAr H. THorcar. - l.w days since.
,,'y" Mich3:n i"prr, "a j.-r..acn of
humanity, chuc', fiji g." u.-..;..,!ai,ln ,i,.r;'
I"''A seat III the "~lr', ts:... III Jackson.
ald quietly awaited IT,. a..vont Gt t:'
/ r'4"u@tor, vino &1"at.d On time. and
ICA"Y'd the tiavclcl'- lat az hi, t-rI;.,
"IlA"Ht any rrlHui.. Dn IL. return, The
! raE"I"r button h"iri A.'. anil i,r.ui.td;
'I"I"Ector, how L.. =; /. 'polt,,u.'
"Twcnty miles,"
! g: hat, WOt ti.o'I"
Al the next st..t;,i. ti... Traveller. ..,,....,
hiIH. ami again iH,3:s,..:
1"nductor. h." i.r T.. MacljoY:"
"Iwrntg lH.Ips
Tint wot unp.'
! 1T HIiche-;rr H.. jn.v.... ,.rrod ;..3
! ire th!ri time, AMI .,.G
'Eonduotor how FART. T,,a...,y..
/ "i"cnty miles.
''ibat's wot ! tio'L
( Is tie train Irij ".,u.... 49,. .:.a i,.y,.,...
/ e"4au<ted the a,;r.,.,.. H.. ,cn,,u,,.I.
/ i,y asking:
"Coiduo;or how ... j.. ..l.,...:..~
AF conductor @..,. I.... =. r.ai. H..
dignity, "i.'t r.l.as<...:
/ Il lool?"
'iha;'a wot it..,':.'
The canduct~: .i,.H... t...f.. l.a.,.; ;a.
ha#l;y laugh
Ast, TIE Old W.Ga".- L..,.!.-i i.oys.I,..,z.
l"-t at Hi4nt. tn. t..h Ill. ". d, j., Mil,
| ! came into Il Cheating. il. HE middle of
! Nhl.:i >t-od a !o. i..a. p. it, owner s.ltiu.
/ Z! til" cprn door. :t.u.....-. H., l.lc. &to,,
l."s !uy horse h.r.. him, III. foiloy.hs
/ conversation rns,.cd:
1loo! evening, ~,r. s,:lE
"Goad evening""
drink? 2" ','' -
"|el!: DON, know, Ask the OH
BY this time III. VII. u..e .,an..ns 4. I..+
80, yes" said ne, .of course vo, cam"
While drinking it askcd "rhi,IL, ,.n
are going to have a ,tr..n? p"
Well really dolIt l:,io,,. AK tho clI
woman; she can toil."
- guess w Shall ot o.,. rirl.t AWAY
| said the wife.
again I asked: ~Iior much land lave
you @oi cleared Lr.. ="
Wei, really ,'aa't..nsw Isl. ;I.a oll
woman: size knows.
about nineteen ;r.p-." saiI Size. a,a:,,
ANSWERING. jus, ti,r jloar Of children
c:nne running %Ml .a.,-:a. aronnI H.,
Gomez OF the ,i-".r. "!..,c rour CHI
Gryn?" said /
'non't know. AL, Tie old woman"
G!H not wait TO hear l4y reply.
JOSH BiLLi,,as Aruau,4s.-Tno rr,+.
mistake that most pco, X ,laEe IL. they
taink more or tha:. cuu4i@a .hai. ,hry 10
o. their honesty.
Iho CRATE Sehr@t Of popularity is 10 make
every one satlSfj~t. with himself irst. ana
afterwards satisfied with vu.
Iho Unhapincsa ov this l;!e seem, priuc;-
na!!y to konsl>t N getting ovclythinr We
kan, and wanting everything We hain'f go,.
laV finally cum 10 the kouk!ushun that
me br,t rpt"ii onny man kan Aay. for all
pI&htNaI pulPo-'., ;4 -".s, Giull acIluunt.
IauperS suffer lc~- ;han n;>a.s do-raar.
VINO don know "daie H. II rcinr 10 ,i,
ms next dinner. suffers less than Tie oI,a
WHO Is anxious 70 ,uow Hov mucn It j.:
going to cost him.
DoHsrH DocroH KNOW Ir.-Ina Western
village c!arniu-. wrM preserved widov,
had been courteA "a" won iva p!.ysjcjau.
She had chilI.,n; aHou. ,l.,a Il Cri.r,.
hoy, who had y, % l.t,.I and. if hot
sl"i.d, certainly ai."wro ..rrat "fyoclon,
"i debate. The wco.,in.,,a} ,r..- u},rYoach
ing, and II was til.r ;:.., ch.ldrcn ,houli
Know they were % hayr = upw t.tnc". C.l-
ing the cripple trr ll. widow said:
'HtorEc. a1a 1,,;.., ,,s &. something. l.,
fore long that | vail like 10 talk about
with You"
Il am intending; - aialry DR.. ,Jonc, in q
lew DAYS, and
Bully for you. n: noos Dr.. Joucs
Mrs. Louisa Shepherd, I,ttor known 10
the iroqUentcr, of c.r,u~ side show, a. I1,lp
Yam Pr!t, a woman Of remarkably dimi,,u-
Nv" stature. was }Uriyd on TUESDAY at
A"NpoIt, y. j. Size was twcutv.crt. wears
o. age, and had Leon exhibited as =
curiosity lor ci'"t d. tc" wears. Although
only thrty-on" inches hi4h. aui wci.hinr
nut thirty-Elne louH'a. her i.ivc was cX-
quiSitely prOportioucj. and She aprearcI 4
perfect woman in miniatures. Hey mental
powers were good, ami s,i. was lively,
couycr.yti"na'i>t.
Servant: 81 suppose. ma'sm. shall no.
have to wait on The table," Lady: '.Oh. no,
want houSemajd" Servant: Il suppose.
ma am. | shall not have to make the br,js?"
Lady (Nurnrlaed' hHt compo~ 'd,y): Ser
-alnly not" Servant thinking the place
will suit): And | suppose, ma'am.
shall not be expected to answer the door,
Lady: "Of cou.-" not. The fact is, | want
l servant to look ai hut don't think vou
will auitr
Nantucket, Mass, is on" OF thr Isles Of
he Bicst, for il has a Jail without
prisoner, The whole EXPENSE OF the cS.
lshmcnt last year was %l33.32. PA
his sum was expended in whitewaS
he outside of the building, which
ainly 10 whjied sepuIcher.
81 guess dad wishes we'd all die
o heaven said u miser'a son
mother. "Why so?' she asked,
OverinS from her astouishmrnt.
,ause heaven's smah n chnan nlnnn tGd