The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-10-25

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MADAM. said namcless Que to
Mu Browa. The other day. you are
talking simply rubbish Yes, sir. re.
piled the ese, crushing lady, because
xish you % comprehend me
The telegraph says Osman PAsha
is ia an awkward position lie has
probably got two.,hirds into bis shirt
before be has asecrtaiucd that il Is bot.
toned al the neck
IL y a well established fact that a
lady caa DO mere work in minute, ia
taking in clothes when = shower is
coming up. than big lubher Of man
could ii hall an hour
Julia Ward Howe told an English
audicace that when woman got up to
speak 10 America you could hear pin
drop. Correct. Julia but you forgot
20 remark that II was rolling pin.
When Greeley was asked about
erecting a new building 70, The Trib.
unc be said notice we can print a
darned sight more papers 10 The old
building than We can sell
There is just one thing about il.
The lady who insists on carrying a
good share Of her dress in her hand
has got 10 keep her shoes tied up or let
everybody know that she left home 10
hurry.
Madam, don't you know that your
baby will catch its death Of cold therey
No. Dir, che responded. Well, it's
such caTelessness as that which fills
our cemetery with little graves, be
continued. While all the old fools con-
tlnue to live, she replied
"A discreet French citizen recently
declined the offer Of sutton for his
daughters hand for the following con.
elusive reasons The young man is
done for, past all hope, for he has no
umbrella, aud he cuts open the leaves
Of books with bis fingers.
Tho cable informs US that Gen.
Grant has received the freedom Of In.
verncss. If the General remains in
Europe much longer, and receives
many more freedoms, il won't cost him
cent to 20 anywhere, all the same as
an editor at the ciTcus
Tough fellows, these Turkish Gen.
erals, remarked Mr.. Middlecrib, in the
South Hin street car the other day. OF
course, replied bis friend, they are all
pachadermata The driver came 10
and told the gentlemen there we're la
dies aboard and he couldn't permit any
more such language.
An Irishman sat down 20 dinner
the other day with company. Dis.
covering the number at table. be
jumped to his feet aud 10 a rich brogue,
Nth a merry twinkle Of the eye ex-
claimed Byes Why is the party like
the electoral commission +! They give
il up. Bckase there's seven TO ate.
A scotchmau. being examined by
hs minister was asked What hind o.
man was Adam Oh, iist like ither
folks The minister insisted ON having
more special description Of the first
man. and pressed for more general
explanation. Weel. said the catechu'
men. be was just like Joe Simpson, the
horse copper How sol asked the
minister Weel. uaebody got ony thing
by him and many lost
One good word is due tobacco
40 Ohio couple quarreled, aud ID til,
hea, Fl Che moment the man packed BIZ
cnpe, hsg and leit Der forever. A shor
distance iron the house be discovered
that be bal forgotten his tobacco box
To 20 back for il was the work Of !
moment Then. having filed bis monll
with The weed. he looked upon bel
with modified eyes, and 10 another mo
ment both were protesting that they
hal only been 10 fun anyhow
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10 ianp al conclusions in regard % tbs
sound ii word and associate 1t viii
others especially Il there Is any aiiiuit,