The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-07-10

"A dead issue-Fractional cur
rency.
The weather is 90 hot that ale j:
pale.
Texas has loo, 600 German. w.
gaits.
The original Monte-negro-Alex
ander Dumas.
The withers Of Fredrick Douglas
appear to be comparatively unwrung
The war-wLoop Of Grace Green
wood is now heard rumbling arount
the sky.
-Lord Derby is 50 bald that hi
head looks like a horse shoe trimme,
with fringe.
The Turks can lie faster than tn.
Servians can run, and that's saying {
good deal.
The dirt works are piled 80 bigl
around kars .lat it looks like = maj
Of Henry Clay Desn.
-MacMahon and Theirs have botl
taken to Issuing manifestoes. Two
mani-festoes altogether.
The Chicago self-propelling fir
engines make more noise than q pro
cessiOn Of railroad trucks.
of all the various methods pro
posed for the reduction Of postage,
none is 50 practical as this-Get mar
ried.
Miss Rora Steele, a Washington
belle eloded with Mr.. Tincent. de.
partment clerk. and was married in
Baltimore.
Several young ladies who were
called upon 10 personate Venus liz
church tableau at Chicago all PREFER.
ed the subject to their Mars.
A carpenter recently applied for
. position As advertising solicitor on q
Western daily. lie explained that
he was accustomed to go for adze.
There is an old adage. n place
for everything AMI everything in its
place." We suggest that mans
in June amt that place.
In hot weather a mans energy
melts away like a dish Of ice cream.
and when night comes where is he I
IF course, clear behind his work.
A Mississippi farmer found a
newbLrn infant ON his door step the
other morning. labeled, "Jamuel }.
Tilden." He is convinced that there
has been ''fraud" somewhere.
DR.. Hayes, if you please. sir
PHILADELPHIA Times Yes. he is now
fully qualified To look after Uncle
SANS constitution.
SO much bunting is called for on
the Fourth of July that the goat
ought to he our national bir,l.-GruiA-
&c. What are your terms?
The Marquis Of Lorne. husband Of
he Princess Louise, Practicing gun
,ery. He must he expecting q visit
rom the Queen.
-Thelady who used to 60 around
pronouncing the word either rs
'aitber" is dead, poor thing. She
weighed but ffty-four pound when
leath came.
Mrs. Swisshelmis maiden name
vas Cannon. The fact speaks for it.
We always thought she
vas \ lady Of considerable caliber.
Several paragraph writers who
ried to make puns an Dobrudsha
we're all doubled up as il each had
wallowed a quart Of wiIted green
Mr.. A. 7. Stewart, it seems, did
,ot while alive, hold the same views
" Hebrew question as Judge Hilton.
( he had he would not have named
liz hotel the Grand JewniOn.
School girls who are about to
,raduate always feel themselves pos
essed with = hereditary right to walk
I've abreast on the sidewalk and crowd
he rest Of creation into the ditch.
When you read in the papers
hat well-known hotel at q summer
esort has enlarged its roons for the |
oming season" you may infer that
hey have scraped the paper off the
'alls.
The first mosquito having ap-
cared. an uptown landlady has put
p all the pillows into sole leather
lees, 20 the boarden can bang them
round rs much As they please with
ut breaking the corn cobs.
Its we'll enough to be fashionable
I'd all that sort of thing. but aristo-