The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1877-05-12
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The rock of ages--the cradle.

\ grave error -bufylnH man awe. &
Caleb Cusiug will summer at New {
'uryPort.
\ bahy-boy In California il dead
'roru eating pink-blossoms. u
"Shure an where Il the entrance |
lUts' asked an Irishmsu Of the Jailor ,
'FXtrcmes meet,r said a Milwau
keslu on cnCuuntering IT. LouisiAu I
Noyes, the new minister To France.
is the man that old BIN Allen beat.
The Russians sleep In their clothes
and never quarrel over u iine-t0Oth
comb.
The bottom Of an empty -four harre'
makes war-map that people can un-
dCrstnud
II ia now said that Putnam had moth
jug 90 do with the battle OF Bunker
Hill lie IL still allowed his wolf
however
Miss Betsy Jones died In Royalston,
Mas, the other day, hut she had
passed her one hundredth year before
sic gave ~.
Ward Iamou Is not gloomy because
Ben Wade called him a liar. He says
that Ben j. "too old TO whip and too !
wicked 90 die
When Greek meets Greek then |
comes the tug of war, tut when Amer !
lean meets NmeriC Al its "NhatH you /
have Co dfiuk1'
"D1p't De inuItan.v exclaimed !
Prince Gurt-Cuakutf. "Aud don't you
rf1rs me,n replied Safvet Pasha saw
sgely; "uoue OF your cza:s around
me"
\ Mr.. WHY has been fined in Brook
/ Ign Tor IA assault. He is not u mem.
/ Der OF the photographic association. Ia
I fact, the association has never had
/ any witty member.
/ The Podnphyllum peltatun. the as
/ simina trilOha and the amelanchier
siadensis, are in bloom in phiiadel.
pbia, bat very few OF tie PniIadel-
I luiaus are aware OF IL.
such j. the strong feeling in England
as To the ili-luek Of marrying Ia u ~,
chat late Giguitary of the church
never would perform IA marriage IL
that month for friends.
The world does not seem to have
[ cen sufficiently drowned at the time
Of the flood. kars is not far fron A'a-
rat, the mountain upon which the ark
rested, and to-day the descendants Of
Noah are numbering each other at
ksTs.
Why does the Russian squadron
liager Ia our hsrbur2 The young lady
who keeps one of the grand dukes
/. cards prominently displayed in her
pBrlpT, bushes slightly when asked the
question, and gently replies: Don't
p ash me.'
The Hawkryc man rucfully re marks:
"NNas 10 Her Brother - il the title OF
a new novel. We think not. lt is our
, depression that the large gentleman
boz plaid coat. who was kicking him
down stairs aud calling for the dog,
was her brother.
, A little girl recently went out to
make call; a. she rose To 90 she tx
, I claimed. ooh, 1 forgot! | want 90 see
, ALL yoEr new spring dresses ana things;
f, they'll bsk n.e about EN- the Iir-t thing
7 when J get home" She WAS furnished
. with the required Information.
D Two cents is virtues reward in Ros-
b tom a letter Cor the Boston Traveller,
c iusaflicigutlg stamped, was dropped
4, into the poStotii"e: whereuppn on, of
p iuo clerks, out % his own pocket, put
r u stamp on 10, aud wrote that I've did
70 sp because Of the papers single-hsnded
10 defense Of right.
The Graphic says: When a new De-
destrieuue makes her debut on the
-awdu-t track IN Boston, the paper
call IL bounding from scdeutary ob
security into the arena of peripatetic
celebrity They have 20 put a mus
7 tagi pouliice on the back OF the die
tionsry every night
Miss Grundy gives reason why Mr.
Slrturis, Nellie Grants husbaHd, has
. selected the Baltimore line OF steamers
/ on which Ia return To England IL is
r because lac can land at southampton,
! near his fathers country place, ana
, there leave some horses taken over
! with him. one Is "a fast trotter pre-
scented by the eX-president.
. The first game Of croquet of the
20 season 81 lssI was played In Burling-
, ton the other day The young man
won the game, bat it broke the mallet
; handle. She hasn't spoken TO him
since, aud the lump on the side OF his
b head j. so big that half the ne he
, wear. his hat on the lump and ties a
cold compress around his head.
The hard times among the upper ten
in this city during the past winter
, ~ Of dinner parties, and a diminution
in the number ofuew dresses 4 casual
observer would detect no change, hut
b ladies are heard 10 say "!She actually
had on that old dress she wore two
months ago at the Brownsmiths.r mo,
, really etc, etc.
some Williamsburg, New York,
school boys held their PLAYMATE,
? ] a. u
/. gTOcer's awning, 80 that the cold rain
poured down his back. Gomberg went
home and died, and the teacher re.
proved the boys who killed him, going
su Ear a. to call them murderers,' y
but the father made the teacher apolu,
z gize.
= The present Earl OF Eglinton, whose
: father presided at "a great Burns fe-ti-
: val In 1874 and delivered an eloquent
eulogium on the poet, says: az beg "a
D say that have had the bad taste to
= neither appreciate Burns character
T. nor poems, so, under these cireum-
9 stances, ! must reg to decline sub.
scribiHg towards the proposed menu
2 ment Mt Kilmarnock."
< First Highlander: eli ear that Tum.
:, mas Carlyle AS been saying we mustn't
9 fight the Rooshans Second Eng -
q "Well, Hi don't suppose the Hempress
viii mind Tummas. "A hempire Were
2 the sun never sets cawn't be bunder
b the hadvice of single hindividua p
: First Eng.-"Hrm with you there
z Iii venture to Tuinmas 'as never
1 card Of the six 'unGred.p
AS hydrophobIa has been raging
: r-nong their valued subscribers, some
= Of the Boston papers are inclined fol