The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1877-06-21
WHOLE NO. 1866.

| Boy-HoW u you have Twin hua-
sian victory or IuIkiah1
| Hon. A. II stephens is reading his
obituaries and gains fresh insight into
his character every day.
II IL said that cocoa will cure bashfui.
ness. A good. square case Of cholera
morbus has been known 10 weaken it
somewhat
Editors would make good BARRIERS. for
they are accustomed 20 pilinF on aoft
soap, and 20 would bankers. for they are
good on a shave.
"Boethoven sought inspiration In walk.
/ ing the co1ntry" This explains 20 us
Why thee are 20 many tramPs wander.
ins through the country.
The Christian Union ably says What
reasons are there Tor ohiecting 20 foreign
travelf Personal reasons. mainly. We
should say.
A millionaire in San Francisco has
/ paid 500 for kissing the family seam.
stress. Yet people will persist Ia saying
that prices are going down.
To every pock~tbook found there are
twenty owners ~ you doubt this. pick
/ Up one some day containing ten oF hf.
'srn thousand dollars and SEQ II We are
not correct
No thoroughly occupied man vas yet
very miserable.-l rrsnto1 Emporium
Did the editor of the Emporium ever
Try 10 catch aca or swallow e-stor oil
A Marquette county man sent poem
10 one OF his local papers. entitled The
sheen Of May. and the editor refused 20
publish H. on the ground that u vas
may sheen poetry.
There is a good deal Of wisdom In the
remark OF the New Orleans Republican
that a cross eyed minister should never
gst uP and read the hymn. Il VIII Guide
Thee With Nine Eye"
A waiter In a Nevada restaurant turns
out 20 be a Russian noblsnau-a polite.
al exile. lie has been paidoned. and re-
turns home. hia experience IN carving
turkey making him Invaluable just now.
Some months AGO a tiny little para
graph came out like thu Brain work.
crs should not use alcohol" Add juat
that one little paragraph has casd over
S"N s"eeaA"N N@AsefA y" wv ef@to WIZ
ing
This travelling with a circus on the
cars looks 20 q boy like an under banded
attempt 20 g~t the best Of him There 10
no fun In walking ten miles out Of toun
At daylight 10 meet . train Of freight
cars.
The policemen of Nsw York have or.
GAINED an athletic club This l. q moat
salutnry step. and will materially aid
them In scaling high fences and walls
when making their escape from burglars.
George Francis Train complained 20
Philadelphia audience. receatly. that no
gave Susan B Aataony and Mrs cady
stanton fl5OD 20 stsrt them In the leo
tore aud newspaper business. aud they
went right OF 70 buying s,lk dresses.
A minister can so 20 watertown and
stay q month. end none Of the papers In
town cay anything about u, bat let "a.
loon keeper get iu three fresh kegs Of
lager. and every reporter IN the place
will hear Of u within an hour.
An Indiana girl AZ vassar College
writes 10 her parents This is the most
stylish hair pin of a boarding school
ever tumbled To- ! can eat four times
day u want 70. and sct fair hack az
the hash every time.
Mr. Cartier. OF New York. waiired ELK
hoIrs IN one straight beat the other
night The intellectual development of
thHt young mans legs - fully as marvel.
lous as the gloomy vaeuiiy Of the thing
he wears hat on.
boy fve years Of ase havinE stolen .
ran of milk. he mother took bon 20 task
with moral suasion and wound up her
discourse BY rxclaiminE. What 10 the
world we're you going 20 do With ths
mtlkf Il vas FninF 10 steal . dng 10
drink H."
Sometimes man eets In stunning
Ioke. FLAPS ~. kne. With pleasure takes
up an exchange, sees the same Joke.
scratches his own out. aud wants 10 hang
himself on = lima bean pole. You need
"a laugh. you know how II Il yourself
A s. Louis paper tells story Of a dis.
sousolats widowef. who. on seeing the re-
mains Of bis lata wife lowered Ia the
grave. exclaimed. with tears In biz eyes.
20 Well I've Lost gloves. I've lost umbrel-
las-yes. even cows and horses but
never-no novcr-had anything 70 cut
me like this"
A butcher Of soue eminonoe vas lately
IN company with several lasica at grme
nf whist. when, having lost two or three
rubbcrs. one Of tho ladies. addressing
him. asked Pray. sir. what are the
stakes nowY' Madam. the best rump
can not sell for leas than twenty cents
per pound"
"oh. heavens. save my Wife" shouted
A han who1e wife bad fallen over.
board In the Hudson River recently.
They sucor eded in rescuing her And
her hushfad tendrrly embraced her. say.
inr NY dear. II you'd been drowned.
shat should have donel l Ain't going
10 let you carry the Pocketbook again"
Mrs.. Deans four babie. Al . birth. in
81 Louis. were notic-d fcw days ago In
this column. The father was very proud
aud drunk when he was met BY q news.
paper reporter. aud said I'm drunk
Incl aud brrorrah. yar can prtn. that
too. for a man who " lslin't 'lebraie four
Uabirs at once is bAs'c aud inhdul."
lie was a printer and lAbored o'nishts.
The war map end Ruslian and Turkish
nrmes 20 worked on bis mind that he
had an attack Of nightmare. When he
pulled bis wif.'s hair and yelled. Enc
room. kars. Bucharest, che though he
tried 10 say. Il must get out Of tais room
and take tho cars before breakfast aud
suspicioncd that be was about 10 take
another tramp.
A sweet little creature sat next me a.
the frst recital Of Chopin's musio given
BY Madam EssipoH During the pathct.
ic March Funsbrs' from the sonataopus
81, her attention was lx d ~ u tao ma.