The Morning herald., 1877-10-31
WARRINGTON LETTER.
From our Special correspondent
WASHINGTON, u. c., Oct, 20, 1877.
CONGhRbS


hope this week they 'l!' edo something" Those
who bet onTen Broeck came back dead broke
The old memher has chosen bis desk, recon
mended every mother's son Of 'em for pages
pared his nails, and calmly surveys tn.
House wish Now bring on your Chopper
utng Claim and appropriation bill".
SOME pHooL
writer has written all over the country that
the pic'ure Of Mr.. Lincoln. and others were
renov.dsstrom he Library Of the Aglicul
rural Drparl mem, ny q female clerkess Of
rebel procl1viles. IT'S derned no! The,
were taken doa u to have their faces washed
AID the walls cleaned. Mr.. LiDcoln's pic
enre wss not ls'urbed. After the faces OF
Sherman, Grant and Fish were scrubbed
well, they were replaced and II their public
records could be as easily cleaned and their
ltes as we'll purified the country At large
weu]d breath much free'r.
'' SITTING BULL
after sitting down on the Commission, SAID
hs great fat her at Washington, was great
raud, and he was goisg to stick BY bi.
too1her the Bueen. Take him bic old gal,
We don't want any proeigal son, in ours.
DOCTOR BLISS
of our ci'y is waving the bloody shirt Of er-
to the Radical party, he say
Nor On IL somewhat better. This Blis-iul
episode csuseth the Rad to invest ten cent,
in another "beer".
is becoming so good In hls new home that
he writes to friend here, favoring civil SER
vice reform. There now, Mr.. Hayes you
have stand off for Roscoe Conkling.
MoRToN's
vacant chair still remains in. the Senate,
whilst be Senator Morton wrrstles with
Grim death. He was the acknowledged
strongest man on the Radical side, their
Noses In troubled times, aid bis absence 1.
a big gap In the Radical ranks that they can
never replace. The blackened .frown, end
brutal energy, which bas deded "old Grim"
80 long, will never again revisit the senste,
at least with tho sameinpetuosity and fero>
ciousness. Whilst Morton aimed to be thr
warm hearted, impuls've and witty, Thad.
Stevens of the Senate, he fell faI short Of
his mark, beiI z as cold as an iceberg, with
. head that could take whole Army OF
Surgeons to cram joke in, and heart i'm
passive to The supplications of the oppressed
Requiescat in pace.
THE GAY SEASON
Il upon US, judging from the titled people
that have come among us. The Ebitt House
rotunda is nightly tillel with Knott's OF
statesmen, wrestling over Mr.. Hayes policy
The bell-boy scoots around with lightning
velocity on the qu;vive for that quarter,
whilst the hackman ON the outside bcllowe
to the exiting member, "Hers's your old
driver. Colonel The tonsoric vigilant,
scented and smiling calls to each unshaveD
face that passes, "Walk right in, Judge, yer
mex" The sidewalk in front of Willarde,
at 10. a. NJ. lie strewn with bunches Of Gero'
rails, Commodore's and, Admira]s. frinsing
the pavement 18th big suDtlower- like faces,
the buds on their noses, out.rivalling the
Carmine Geranium, as The crowds of Trea-
sury clerk, hasten from their boarding
houses to their place Of dsily strife. These
20 and more come whilst the Congressional
band plays. and the Elephant goes around
gathering more big bugs, with which to dll
up the vacancy. Verify we are big peoplsl
"RoBERTs"
the so-called irst class wrter-ess for our
Don platts "Cspital'., says, If the Senate
wants information as to her alleged eorrup-
tion aud rascaliy stealings In the "Limbure-
ger" Department of Carl Schurz's, she'll
just ring her little Bell and inform them.
Albright Bobbie, now who'll form on her
next. Stand up gentlemen of tho Senate
and lets have both sides, for Bell.ripgin
by one department produces growth in the
pumpkin seed bureau Of the Agricultural
Depot.
TIE MEXICAN BANDITS
through information obtained by us via the
State Department, are over on our line again
plundering and stealing horses by the dro-
ve-tull, DIS cruel as any Comsnches ever
d .rcl DO. Mosby with all his boys eoulu't
get up as first class raid, and our Brother
Jonathan of the State Department will,
have to stir up these fellows with that in>
ternational rod of "his'n"
ANDERSON.