Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1877-08-24

riled NEE so that cuddert help sa'in sum
bard things agin the inelieins he WIS
favurin, an then SCI be- 'Jist eg eispeeted,
Simeon, just % / expected. va an them lait
delagais is awl tar d with the same kick"
'W ell SCI /, fur wus gittiu iudtr desprit,
''well suppusin wee air, IL tha enny reesiu
wy evry-fule lime Altered sed hal wurd
thare, )inn the county must go % latin an
shoin his smartness about ii? No sur kon-
tineyude, swat amt got no abserd pfejuo1is
about the bewlys of edyukshun and awl such
klap trapary."
.'But' SCI he, Simeon, i'm serprized at IN,
an yure lettur in the paypur; yure spCllin is
awPhul. Why wen wee yused too goe toe skule
| tugether yu cud spell ez well cz emmy sun in
skule. How IL it yu maid sech out % Il ia
yure leiture2'
| SEE i, "Samyel, thare is wun I'M yure grez.-
oodises; isuppoas eff i toated arund wun Tn
them big dikshunarys on brdj-an tuh, The
| tyne too read II av over evry da j mite spell
to SCOT yure prcjoodis, but no bard " rkin
nam like NEE has emmy tyne fur sech fnlish-
MIS-" An went on ''Samye" sed i, 'Ihat
prejoodis about spelln duz mulch harym -
| / will Civ va eksampul. In the edglsiat-
| shure wen tina reports an ordurs are printud,
wy the printur gifts EN- up inn yure prejOodiscd
wa NV spellin, an waits the konsequense p
Wy sum Nv the the delagaits wen tina tri 10
reed EN- cant maik EN- out ur undurstan EN- an
don't no hon too voat on hare passage, an nv
coarse wen tha doe vot tina vot on the roDg side.
| So don't yu Sc The sad efiex Nv that prejOodis2'
! kinder got him on that, so he turn the
| konvursashun on another pint. An SEE, ''But
| Simeon kant undurstap wy yu an them lait
delagils wants too goe TO the Legislature
emmy hou; it don't pa nuthin, an i'm shure
uun un yu is maxim emmy reputashun,fUr CRATE
mis-, - an he kinder snickurd like.
10 g. ~, 10
yeti, an ~ fur the ait delagais, yu no tha
dun heep w bznis wen tina wus down at the
kaptil-tha introjooced so menny bills an
maid so menny long speeches, an presented so
menny long an exhaustiff reports on the Staff
NV the kuntfy, the dispossishun uy the phi
nanss, the filosofkle an sykalogikle aspex nv
kong lomaraitid asiixayn, an so fourth etsetary.
Now yu no sum NV tharc akshuns is piriy
hevily kritisised-sum people goe SO fur ez 10
sa tina wusut the smarest sett NV deagais
thare, an its onley natchrel yu no, that tha
want the people NV the kounty too yindakait
them"
o yes" sed Samyt ''tha waunt too be
vindakaited, doc thar Well that's aw wei
enuf, but sposn We eleckts en- an so vindikait
EN-, who's agoin to vindakait the kounty ~
Them last remarks NV Samyel Disguised NEE,
tina wusn't too the pint al awl, but sum people
kant keap up a reesunabl argument no wa,
an Samyel is wuu NV EN-.
! fnde inn mi kanvassin heep nv patryets,
sPeshally whiskJe sellars, tina is the troo
patryets, an its astonashun, how CRATE trends
tina air too tho pore man. Tina kan tel awl
about the meenness Nv The rode laws, the skule
laws the dog laws, the attachment laws an
awl kindi Nv tax laws an tina awlmost weap
wen tina speek NV the pore mans opreshuns
an the wnrkinman t hard ships, an invite him
too tri n nip of-sumbodys whiskye. Tina
yHshally kristn thare favurite kanadait--ihe
wun wat leeves en- five dollers fur legitamait
lecks hun expenses.
That the whiskye sellar is the troo patryet
wus proved las cOart. You no the jdge
CHARGED the gran jewrv that they shuddent is
shue no lisenses to no boldly unless it was
showed that it was fur the good of the Raber-
bud, and that the appellant had no pckoony-
AIRY reason fur wantin lisenses; an a nielli-
jint gran jewry under thare oalhes desded
that il was fur the good nv tue naberhuds Nv
this kounty that sum sxtey odd phases fur sell
u ..hiskye shs.alu be opened, aa th4t ihaec
!, WIS sixtey-odd persnns who WINS willin o.
serve the kouuty as whiskye sellars without
eny regard TO pecoonyary intrust, but out NV
pure consderashun FUR the good nv the naber-
mud. So yu Sc how necessary il is to hev the
support NV such highly patryotic boldly Nv
men as whskve sellars
Still inn the field, youres,
SMEoN FLABBERGAsTeR,
Kanadait fur the Legistatshure.