The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-07-31
NEWS AND NOTES.

Flora Temple Is thirty-two, just
three years older than Anna Dickinson
and &. Hamilton.
Simon Cameron has never brought
a Circassian, but they say he holds re-
ceip,s for about sixty Pennsylvania edi-
tors.
A stylish costume is effected by
prune c"l"red cambric with
salmon colored torchon lace and sal
mon ribbon bows.
-Ifyou want to turn pennies into
guineas exchange the pennies for eggs,
and persuade a hen Ia hatch them. lie
careful to select guina eggs.
Ohio has about 10000, ODO bush
els of wheat. The boys turned out
and saved the crop, though the Bra
ziiian mission has not vet been filled.
-Thinne->i, an unInr,lonablc fault
In Turkish woman, and Is considered
As good a ground for divorce rs snoring
or grinding the teeth in sleep.
A New Jersey Postmaster re-
fused a drink the other day because
he did not believe that Il Federal
officer should indulge in politics.
Entirely bald dogs Of the Chinese
variety are coming into fashion As
the hair of the dog is good for its
bite, wha; is Ia he done in u case of
this kind,
The Austrians have twelve regu-
lar jurymen and two supplementary
jurymen who are present during the
trial. Ifone of the regular jurymen
is taken IL! or dies, substitute steps
in.
A boy in Corning. y. V, was
PLAYING with IN oil horse the other
day, a sort of iriend-of.ihe-family.
when it playiullv seized him by the
left ear, lit oft the lower half Of it,
and swallowed the mor>el.
They -any Praise God from whom
all blessings flow" when the last spike
was driven in the Vermont division Of
the Portland and Og,lensburg Iailroa,l
Tuesday but the bonlhol,lers may sin.
Il different snng.
A Detroit paper calls for law
To protect quail. And the Burlington
Ha~k.v replies: AS long as quail
held ut 81, % on toast. ii is sufficiently
protected without the necessity Of any
additional legislation.
C. {. Wilson, a lawyer Of Ro-
chester, New York, owns a farm tive
and a quarter miles long by one and
a quarter wide, and employees forty or
fifty men to cultivate it. Query: /.
that farm an asset or liability?
There is laid round the South
Pole estimated at double the size OF
Europe. But of this next to nothing
is known 1t is enclosed in eternal ice,
without men and women, apparent
" without life, and all but inaccessi.
bic.
The Virginia CARTE, discussing
the political situation, cries: "Set
aside the small men aud selfappointed
leaders. Give us a giant!' Gentle
men, some Of Won hold our coat.
Now then, what do you want done
first,
Ina church ut West Meriden,
Conn. the other night, a crazy fe.
male shouted, between the verses oil
a hymn: 81 allure you, in the
name of the Lord God Al.
mighty, TO trot that hymn SLOW" II
was accordingly trotted slow.
-"Well, and how did YOU enjoy
your dinner?" Don't mention it,
said the other. ftelingly; "don',
mention it. It's a good deal like the
financial question in Congress. v
Flows that :""Why, its apt to come
up any moment.
There isn't very much cream on
milk-man's milk, but this year the
deposit is so thin that the feet of the
flies break through and get into the
milk. This is discouraging TO the flies
and many If them have withdrawn
their subscriptions.
-"Chemistry!" yelled a brakeman
as the train stopped al that station on
the WATERFOWL branch of the Fitch.
burg road. "Well, WE'LL" said a West.
ern man on board they're death OH
science around here. l suppose the
next stop will be at Geometry"
The old gentleman was really
grieved. and he said: my boy ]
am willing to do anything. but you
must be more respectful. You tell
your mother to pull down your vest
and order the girl to bring beer
80. father" said he. '.put up the bar