The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-08-14
FLEA BITES.


The people 81 Brownsville are in great
need q: a newspaper. They haven't got any
not even an apology for "ne.-Isi-"".
YeS, they ought 90 have a "soci.! horror
oryan"-an organ devoted To little vi
every thing and considerable of nothing. u
n,.y NOT d. our ''rnt in but v"n've S"t Z"
grin and HARRIET NnrshGE I%~'-''f.
oh. y-s, c,.,ne in. Its all the same
You've taken = contract Z" fight an"iier
mans BATH. sud ven onchi q" lr hcari
from occasionally Eiris"i 4 feather should
sick Together.
Last night Mr. lime Far "is.nc'i the
talk n the Mur,hv meeting iy d'ciatin:
that he had never tasted n drop al whisky
In IL. life, consequently he knew ""ih,"s
of its effects, from personal experience, but
he had -.,rn cnoncl,. His >I~erh was able
AID elective ar"H.b"rg -Ns"s.
How aI~uu, that time "n ihe Clear Fork
when Fine insisted "n sleeping under the
bel, iecau>e, whenever l,e attempted 4" Law
down on il, the coni"unl..l thing reared
mp behind anal kic..-.l up is.i"rr. snd then
turned bpii.m side mp" Have these de-
licin,,s r.s,ull.riions ;s"ns where the w"ssi-
biuc twineih?
The BAzoO "feal.iie," are getting Z" te
about rs interesting n the unlri'erssi side I'll
4 tombstone M,r,haH ihmnraf.
This * evidently intended i"r \ e"mpli-
mcni. Th. nnl-ti-rc,l si.l.. I'll y i"ml'.i""''
/. wl,-r. ia. s.,.ius "f ii,e artist - always
most c"n,picnors. The beauty and grace
..i design IS there Developed by tn. cunning
chi-el oi The sculptor, and the se's~cle>-
stone Is made TO take shape which charms
the eve AMI masnaiiz.s Thought and feeling
iu., a. this lea bite column take. the v.Pid
creations of such journals rs tie Marshall
IJ-.a"rsuf, and gives I" the po"r insignificant
paragraphs an interest they never could
have acquired without II.
-Eoonvi!le has belle with 4 wart at
her eyelid-!~ddia E.r-oo.
| Columbia has belle with clapIer.-
C:las.Jm .Nnscss,an.
| HAEREr speaks trnl,, hut Switxler can
play any If his freaks of nature an III
We've Travelled, We have.-N. Ina Journal
! lie wart to know b-tier than to c!aPFe
iri ii that Kind before the public. II l.
asking NJ much al people to believe nj
these Kind Of tales.
III. Martin W. diSclaims the imPutatio'
that he sis as h,,leou>iy ugly n Li,,l'
Henry Sankry," but clain,s To lie the pos
-es>or of = rag baby, that Is the most vici"u
and ill-iavored little wretch ON the face q
the earth. This pre,ension is certainly un
questionable.
The Office Of the Cass County C"a.ic
Vas lately mistaken Tor blacksmith shop
but il is fair 10 say, the paper itself Is IL
i,est vind,cat,on in ;he presence of such :
suspicion.
The Ds,n"cuf local expects PariicuIa
thunder In few days. In the Absence q
the heroine Of the ''gone, bat not forgotten,
he inadvertently removed the maj
and converted IL Ia his own nse-the ol,
hat. we u,ean.-.Sdins Conaty Progress.
II is not the thunder which disturl,s Nj
Days equilibrium, but the lightning whicl
overhauls him occasionally. A lsdys "sun
down" or IAN old hat" is all the same witl
him when he has bee in his bonnet.
The superiority Of man To- Nature ],
continually illustrated in literature and IL
life Nature need. an immense quantity a
quills to make eoo-e Wit, hat man ca
with ole qnill.-Caiianny Ga7ss'e.
The author ii the foregoing has evident
" been reading the Marshall Dtmoeruf.
A bakers apprentice in this city yestsl
day eloped with his employers daughter,
well-bread girl. He "kneaded the loaf 81
a sympathetic heart" he said. The old ma
naturally oven overbearing disposition
ra,sesl Cain at first and swore he'd tax
pies-nn but finally concluded not tO dough
il. Our advice to him r. to bake calm.-
~. Louis Journal.
He va, . cr,,sty old fellow, but M dout
the girl vas the wheatest -four in the haken
shop, and he naturally sonresl On the risin
} apprentice.
-Ssialia has q number Of saloons. an
in these saloons people ARE in the habit q
playing cards for drinks AMI cigars. Wha
n terrible place Setlalia must be. No w"n
der the Zoobshopper CRASHES lis teeth an
roars like lion !-kassas CITY 7imes.
III course il roars like lion. 10 yo
suppose il would initiate Steal Scissors an
bray like an AS.
Dick Sylvester, of the F,rmingto
7smes having ascertained that his Colorasl
girl Is red headed and has slass-eye. trie
~ hack out of lis engagement; hat th
spirited girl vroie him . note in which n
gently iniimate,l that he must face the mu-i
ar take the consequence She wanted Oh
fes.ive Richard 10 uualersiand. that 81
though mouaisin girl, she vss M slossch
, II il said that upward IL 5000 sigas
iures have lrea obtained N petition d
nsrdine the repeal Of The Esgii~h PaIli
Worship Act.
Rev. D.. A. d. Hepbarn. . s,iive AZ ca
lisle, Peaa., and graduate Of Psiaceso
ColleRr, has been elected Prssdeut {
Davideoa College, North CaroIiss.