, 1877-02-04

FEMININE NOTES. -
The only thing woman can never forgive her
husband for is for giving her nothing to re-
proach him with. =
/ can laugh at the man who follows women,
but when he comes to. following bis own wife 1t
is no laughing matter. >,.- 81:
A Wisconsin lu1nbcrman offers $50 in cash for
"a rafting good wife--one Who is not too hish
noscd to grow fat on bean soup."
Hearing that the matrimonial fever had broken
out again, medical gentleman remarked that
he knew it, it vas the tfe~fuss again.
Profound reflection by q man who made mis-
take IN marrying: "Ah! 1T had only married
rs wanted to and as my first love didu't want
To-,
|, An Englishman, lately imprisoned for beating
bis wife said, as be was locked up - I've one
comfort, anyhow aud that is, that am not
sent to JUL for doing mean thing"
A lecturer on optics, in explaining the mech
anisn Of tho organ of vision, remarked: Let
any man gaze closely into his wife's eye, and be
viii see himself looking exceedingly srnal,-''.
"By the way, Nine. R. is a sty1sh-looking
woman. If she Isn't SO youns as she might be.
What are is she, anyhow!' s'She is Of that age
when women avow they are just s0"
Two artists (fcma1c) ap,o,os of . third:
she IS on1y 22-.did you eyer!'' 40, you know
how stubborn she is when she once gets an age
in her head!'' 49,.
A Nevada girl has discarded her lo1cr because
he refused to drink with her fatncr. adding the
cruel words: "ketch me a-marrying man who
can't stand drink Of whisky!' a lecture on
woman's influence is in order. - -:
A Kentucky paper says that Haan Was trozen
to death in bed, recently, and his wife didn't find
n ,,,} r1or1fnp What 1nes thn Wnrenetn
Press says-Providence Press. That there must
have been "aco1uness between thcm."-1|oress~
Ter Press. -
Norwich Bt.Ueti:.: 4 West Side woman had
her tongue paralyzcd Inst week from playing the
harnlouisz1, and the next day, when it was gen
bought a harno'lica and took 1t home to his
wife. and then went outside the house and stood
on his head in tho snow+> :,.. :.
1t appears illustrated in the last issue of Har~
per's Ensar. IT refers to n Young woman wllo,
in attempting to skate, has slipped down on the
ice i say 5ays 3u9't1ns from long,eo"s Build
"@7 she starts she moves, she seems to feel -
= The thrill OF life along her keel.
When Brooklyn husband is missing his wife
docs not send for the police unless the servant
girl is also missing. Then she does not want
the police; she goes herself, closely followed by
half dozen interViewers- As soon as she gets
HUuIC lAE u0ELHl 10 tAALN A+t %4AA k!E 1+A4 4I1
comes to know what color the wig shall be.
4 Connecticut beau sent a telegram to his
girl, who was in New York, wishing her 4
"Metry CEristmas,'' but omitted to pay the
charge. It cost her Is cents to lind that she
was remembered, and IN her gratitude she ex-
pressed him package containing: several coal
chunks, which cost him IS cents to get: He is
earring bis confectionery to u new place now.
f., There Is nothing which gives q man so much
confidence in passing beneath the roof OF q
building from which the SNOW is being shoTeled,
as to hear the voice Of the hired man on the
roof, shovel in hand, bead aye1ted, hoafsely
whispering down the chimney words Of love TO