Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1877-06-30

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chowdsr. You want TO educate pab-
lie opinion up 10 the more slsvatsd
standpoint ofquail on toast and vsa-
ison stsak."
Chow aEe you goiag 10 Do itr
"That's Just Whist I'm coming b.
That's whore my inventive gsnius
comes in. You and I put . job mp
On 'sm. Every day about this time
7 come here for dinner. I look ovse
the programme and yell out, Hare,
waiter, turtle soup, fried oysters, pate
do fol gras and pint Of Roedsrsr,
and the waiter he sings out the order
60 the whole room full can hear.
The folks that have Just come in ray
to themselves, Hello, this is : kind
of stylish. place. It won't do to eat
baked beans and Goldfish balls here
and then they follow my example;
more especially If the waiter does
his part we'll, and can infuse : tons
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some enterprising man would ~
example" )"
"Well," said the cashier, 'syou o.
anybody else can order Just what
you like, provided you pay for it.
"I'm afraid you hardly appreciate
the importance Of my idea. In order
to inaugurate the system it will b
necessary to disregard the immedi-
ate pecuniary outlay. Now, my
proposition is that I should ofEiciate
as epicurean examplar. I will soon
rouse the spirit Of emulation by my
apparent reckless extravagance. /
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which would appease the appetite Of
a Lucullus, stimulate others to like
lavish indulgence. l shall assist
the process by casting around me
glances of scornful depreciation at
those grovelling souls who psrzist in
partaking of humble fare. Hers,
now, for instance, I assume an air Of
lofty disdain. Do you think you
could sit calmly and eat clam soup
while I was looking at you-so- and
devouring boned turkey ?"
No, 7 should probably get up
and kick you" was the answer.
"Ah, but most men would take
it differently. They would say, I
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well as that fellow and they would
order all the luxuries they could
think of. It would catch !em, ! tell
you. Now, to come right down 10
business, / amt ambitious; / don't
ask any salary. All I want u to o.
der free gratis, and III set right -
work and bring about the hiGgse
revolution in public opinion yo1 esse
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