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The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

The people of Louisiana arc paying
their taxes to Nichols. On Saturday last
his tax collectors received sl32. 600. viii
President Hayes take this little fact In
consideration. Let US wait and see.
Wait is just now such good dog and it
may whip Packard's cur who is ls known
everywhere as "HOld Fast"
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

IT was wonderful, the quorum in the
lower house of the general assembly last
Saturday. This was the first Saturday of
the session on which seventy seven Of the
one hundred and fifty.three members
were in their seats
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

Lee, the mild-mannered monster, who
was shot in Utah few days ago, had
nine wives. three OF whom were living
when he died. The three che loved
passing well. but Rachael was his ia
vorife
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

CABNET changes are already sug-
gested. bat the knowingones al Wash
iDgton say there viii be none at present.
IL was said that Secretary Schurz would be
semitic Berlin, and he probably win be
after he gets tired playing in the cabinet
farce Of four TO three.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

Col. RoBERT g. INoERsoLL lecturedin
Fsrwell Hall, al Chicago. on Tuesday
night Last. Hie subject was, The Pc.
litical Issues of the Day, Tickets,
fly cents. .---
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

AssssTAsT TREAsreyR CoNANT has
been exopersted from all the charges
latel, sade aeuinst him. 4
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

'.Tsx present capacity Of the State Ia.
zane Asylum, - given In q report rec
emily made 70 one VI the houses OF IT,
general asseUbly Is ~ follows: Northern
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28
The Bulletin.

MoRaIsoN's chances tor Speaker are
said to be good.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

The genuine Dr. G. MtLANE's
LIVER Pills are never sugar coated.
Every box has q red wax seal on
the lid, with the impression DR..
MeLANE's LIVE Pms.
The genuine M,LANE's LIVER
Pills bear the ..gaatures OF {.
M'LAHE and tLEuSg Bros. on the
wrappers.
sa,- Insist on yCur drug gist or
storekeeper giving }yu the genuine
DR.. &. M'LANE's Li,FR PMS, pre-
pared by Fleming Bros, Pittsburgh,
Pa.
sold by all respectable druggists
and country sto.ekccpcrs generally.
10 those si-hink 20 give Ds {. McL.sr's
L'fk riLLs tf.al, 30 81, sya uost PAID 70 any
psn q Tie LHiird Stale. one 6ox ef Pills for
twenty-five cents
FLEMING EROS pi,,,h,,,,t %.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

Symptoms of a Diseased Liver.
DAN in the right side, under the
i edge of the ribs. increases on pres
sure; sometimes the pain is in the left
side; the patient is rarely able to lie
on the left side; sometimes the pain
Is felt under the blade, and
1t frequently extends to the top of
the shoulder, and Is sometimes mis-
taken Tor q rheumatism IN the arm.
lhe stomach IS affected with loss OF
appetite and sickness; the bowels in
general are costi'e. sometimes alter.
hali'e WIN iaN '.'c neId IS troubled
VIA am aeon '''lJd win d oull'
$50 sei's,'''o ,, ID '''o PACK part
..eie - So. - Ct loss
% oI i'.Clt'o' 90 -, ','.'eo WIN 11il'-
-. sei.;,-'.o-t - i.-'. t isi' uiIone
o'--e'i'''s I'm Il I G''s''' - nave peeD
co.'e' y '.e..'' VI oonal Is some
t,I..ea al ',t -'. i ne laIieh.
o'.' '''-'. =, VI "e,'' It'I9e anu ueOi'l't
nc 800 !, go, - , ms iee' are cciu
- o-i'.'l5' 40 '-s ti,p'IlilS oi a
81. ave ~, ID a III a,,i, .'; !;
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28
To CONSERVATIVES.

Consumption, that scourge of hums nifty, is
the great dread OF the human family, in all civil
eel countries.
feel confident that am in possession Of the
only sure, infsllibie remedy-now known 10
the profession for / he speedy, positive cure Of
that dread disease, and its unwelcome coDcosn-
itants, viz: Catarrh, Asthma, Bronchitis, Ner-
yous Debility, ETC.. etc. am old fogy. be-
iieye in medicine. Iwenty-eight years ca pc
rieDee as busy practitioner in the best con-
sumption hospitals in the old and new world
has taught me the value of proper medica ton
both local and constitutional in the euro of this
great enemy Of our race. have found il. But
! am DEPRESSING. l started out TO say to those
suffering with consumption or any of the above
maladies, that by address lng me, giving symp-
toms, they shall lie put in possession: of this
great boon, without charge, and shall have the
benefit OF my experience in thousands of cases
successfully treated. Full particulars, direc-
tons for preparation and use and advice and
instructions ior. sueces sful treatment at your
own home Will be received by you by return
mail, free Of charge, by addressing
DR.. JOHN :. BURNETT,
w3lly lG' Jefferson street, Louisville. Ny
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-03-28

Which has stood the test of &C
Years.
There 10 no sore il yvill lot Heal.
no Lameness 1t will not Cure, no
Ache, no Pain. that Af1icts the HUI.
man body, or the body Of q Horse
or other Domestic animal. tkt
does not yield to its magic touch.
a bottle costing 26c., SOC. or u
has often saved the life Of q Humaf
Being. and Restored to Life md
Ueetulness Many Q Valuable
Horse.
l0-eed-ddw-lv.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
BAD BREATH

Nothing is so unpleasant, nothing so common
as bad breath. and in nearly every case IL comes
from the stomach, and can be so easily correct
ed If you will take simmons Liver Regulator,
Do not neglect 20 sure remedy lor thls re-
pul.iye d. order II will ais, improve your
Appeti.e, complexion, and G,ner al Heailh.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
Happiness Or MISERY, that IL the
d * .r3E.-- 7s.5.r gluosttOu,

Dry E. Huyt Of IS years successful
practice guarantees speedy and permanent
curs OF ali Chronic, Scrofulous, Private,
synthetic and Female Disc eases. spermatcr-
rhts :, o. celia abuse, ut his Medical lnsii-
@tute, rAgsn 4 Cheney Block, opposite the
City Hail Park, Syracuse, N. Y. Medicine
4 sent 10 All parts Of the u. s. and Canada.
Don't be deceived by advertising quacks
Who thropgs our large cities but consult
DIR. Hoyt or, send. Tor circular treating on
his speeAlities To his T.. o. Box2IG.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
Industrial scboo, for c,ris


The Board OF Directors OF the "I!linois
Industrial School for Girls" have secur.
ed a spacious binding and grounds at
Evanston and propose to receive desti-
tu'e, homeless and dependent girls and
teach them the common English braL ch.
es Homework, and, if possible, some ms
crat've trade. They ask from tIr,li,
Aehs OIL This great State hearty sympathy
in the great work they haye undcrtak, n |
and some substantial encouragement IN
me shape OF membership subscriptions. |
nose who are interested in extending A
llttle AID in carrying on this noble And |
1ehelicent work are requested 10 address,
Mrs. Myra Bradwell, treasurer, l5l Fifth
Avenue, Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
Worms Worms /! Worms

EFF. Kunkers Worm Syrup never fails to
remove all kinds Of worms. Seat. Pin and
Stomach Worms arereadliy removed by Kun
kelps Worm syrup DIR. kunkel is the only sue
cessful Physician 10 the country Tor the remoy.
al Of Tape worms. He removes them In 10
hours, With head and all complete, alive, and no
lee untiihead Ia passed Common sense teaches
worms can be readily destroyed AK your
druggist for bottle of Kunkel's Worm Syrup.
Price 81 per bottle. tneyer faile. If he has IT
not, hsvehim &c, II, or send 10 Proprietor, y.
v Kunkei. 80 North Ninth Street, PhiladeI-
phia, Pa. advice OF ofilce free, OF by maii.)
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01

r. ~ ~ oruinaIy Porous Plaster, on account
al nm p pr,i mechanical action, is esteem.
IRONS pca, Oh merit; but Benson's Capelne
iAraordinaly merit. IL has The ae W
mechanical action, aud, in aid,tion. ra.s
ses'es medicinal qualities Of a remsrl 81
taiure, which causes IL TO act az anca
Ieheye Immediately, and cure whera
'lhef Porous P!asters will not even reli we
FOR rheumatism, lame an Waak Bs.s sr,n,
4 l!7else' cfick In the Back, Kidpev Dt-a
TPIa'hS and Bruises, Severe Pains nd SutSS
weakness Of the Back. etc. "'~
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
PURELY vEGETAPaE

PURELY vEaETARsE
containing those southern roo 1, and,
an all visa providence has PLACID be- go
where Liver es prevail II bBwhch
and DO wells. TTA will cure all
The symp'9ms of LIVER mt os the liver
ts or bad taste IN the Is
tism; sour STOMP -, pain in the bach
alternately coz 'o m,Isiiaken for rheuma-
:, Tai X IN. loss OF appetite, DOVES
,aaIS1a 800 and lax headache, loss o!
rai,6I sensation oil having
= 40 something which ougn, 70 n ns,e
ma, debility, low spirits, lnich ler
na.ranca uf the skia and eyes, ury
,uch nflen mistaken for consmnptioE' ,l
Seme. lines many of these symptoms a.'. ~
no iisc,se AT Others very few but i've liveI, ine
largest organ in the body, IS generaiiy lhe SEA
~ 81 a,sea,es and If OF regulated IN tihle, Slea
lsullering, wre.chedness anu pEAih wa
sue.
loan recommend az an eGcaclous remedy lof
1isssses of The Liver, Heartburn and Dyspepsia,
simmons liver Regclator. LEWIS WUNDEa,
l7G Master street. Assistant Postmaster, Phll-
"We have tested its virtues personally, and
now that for DS dyspepsia Biliousness anu
Throbbing Headache it is the best medicine the
world ever saw, We have tried forty 0'her
remedies before simmons Liver Regulator,
but none of them gave lie more than temporary
relief: but the Regulator not only IeiieVed
but cured us ."-ED. lELHGE.Pn AND MEssEE-
GEn, Macon. Ga.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01

y LADIES My great liquid French Remedy,
AMiEDE FEMME, or Female Friend, Is un-
failing In the cure OF all painful and dangerous
dfseaSes of your sex. II moderates all excess,
and brings on the monthly period with regular
ity. In all nsryCuD and spinal affections, pains
IN the back OF limbs, hsaviness. fatigue on
elight exertion, palpffstion Of the heart. low
ness OF spirit, hysteries, sick headache, whites,
end al painful disease occas Toned BY disor
dsrsd systein, ,te6ects cure when NIL other
means hiI. Prize $500 per Bottle, sent By mail
DIR. w. y. Hoyt, Box 27S, Syracuse, N. Y.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
SICK HEADACHE

This distres sing affection occurs most fire.
| auently. The disturbance OF the stomach,
arising from imperfectly digested contents,
with iisagreeaIae nausea, and this constitutes
what is popular known as Sick Headache. For
prompt relief
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01

THE CHEAPEST. AND BEST FAMILY NED
iClNE IN THE WORLD.
;ir'or DYSPEPSIA, CONSTIPATION, JautIce,
HONS attacks, SICK HEADACHE, Cole. D.,
p wsSion 81 Spirits, SOUR STOMACH, Heart
rms unrivalled Southern Remedy 10, EgE.
or any Injurious substance, butts 'fef''N
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher

,, 'TrS6enmends i to all housekeepers, says:
mi WIZ rejoice both for economy's sake
can no 10. mart snsey o. taeir clothing and tha! /,
common warm water.n '''aa
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
Ifvou want to be Strong, Healthy

~
Ifyou want to be Strong, Healthy
and Vigorous, take L, r. Kunkers Bitter W inc
osIron. No Language can convey an adequate
idea OF the immefiate and almost inirac Gus
change produced by taking E. knnkel's BIZ,
ter Wine oflrop in thediseased, depilitated and
shattered nervous system. ,Whe.htr broken
a5wn by excess, weak by nature. or impaired by
sickness, the relaxed aud unstIung organization
: IL restored 10 perfect heal IN and yigor, Sold
only is In o. bottles. Sold y al druggists and
dealers everywhere. M
Nervous Debility Nervous Debility
.t Debility, a depressed, irritable state of mind,
a weak, nervous, Exhausted feeling. no energy
or animal, On, cohiased head, weak memory,
the consequences OF excesses, mental oyerwork.
This nervous debility finds II sovereign cure in
H. y. Kunkel's Bitter Vine Of Iron. 1t tones
the System, dispels the mental gloom and de-
spondency, and rsjuvinates the entire system.
Sold only IN 81 bottles. Get the genuine, Table
only l.. \. Kunkel's. IL has yellow wrapper
around 1t, his photograph on outside: Sold by
y0urdruggist +. r. Xuakel, proprietor, No.
25D North Ninth stOeet, Philadelphia, Pa. Send
for circular, or advice free, Try my great remedy.
Get Il Of your druggist six bottles for si.lN. IL
cannot fall. II Ii guaranteed to do as Is recon-
mended.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
Bsnson's Capcine pie M

Received the highest Medal a. he o ,er
IL - now the standard renee 4ntenniai.
,maIs,,s pam reilayIAg ands v. Its as.
qualities attracted me aiteLF renothen,nc
tennial jurors end thousU ,on ofthe Cam.
who visited he Cep,eunl DIS Of nby.isisns
ga II the best remedy ~ .l.wLo prononne.
! 1ove aiimerts. sSpP sr invented for the
Price % cents py ali Dru%gi,is
sz9' BaFclnyr
in CANA. fo'. Will supply the trade
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
HE Difference

49,, Il Piatt Street. New York.
2s Ga1 Barclay Bros. will supply trade in
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-01
WASHINE

a new and wonderful invention for
washing. Washes like magic better tba n
s sDap ior washing anything washes in one.
,niru OF the time; washes In hard or sorf
mol OF cold water; the only preparation
ever invented that will prevent woods M
TON shrinking; worth four times II, price
Tor washing wOOlens alone. s'-s0
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-10-20
A LESSON In BUSINESS.

Merchants sometimes pay high rate
OF interest, three per cent. a month, even,
| IN ORDER to get out of tight place." A
young merchant OF New York, VINO
found himself in need of $lO0,O00 for
which he was willing to pay nigh rate
OF Interest, called Oh MI. James q. King
a banker, for The loan. lie received aid,
put he was also taught a lesson. Said
Mr.. King:
Look ye, L., you have paid as high as
three per cent. month Tor the use OF
mOneyw
eyes," replied the applicant, little
warmly, "and l am ready to do il again.
MY business will warrant it,"
MI. King shook his head. No business
IN the world, he declared. could war
rant such thing. But the younger
man Was headstrong and positive. He
knew that his business would warrant
the interest mentioned for the accom-
notation required.
"W ell, now look here, L., | happen
| to have hundred thousand in the bank
which L can spare; but l don't want to
take 1T out toI short time. II you VIII
take three years at three per cent.
month, 1T Is yours. Make youl note for
Tue hundred thousand, payable in three
years alter date, at that rate OF inter-
saying nothing about security"
inc young merchant was delighted.
AS soon as he could believe thaC King
was IN earnest, he took a blank form
ana made the note.
"NOw let us reckon the discount" said
the older merchant.
lie figured lew moments, and then
looking up with smile, he said:
"L., you owe M SCOOP
Inc young man thought at first his
friend was joking; but whea he came
TO look at the figures, he found it toO
| true.
100000, al per cent. month, would
be " per cent. year (T3G,OOO), and Ior
the three years $1USO00!
'Well, L., what 40 you think of a busi.
ness conducted upon such u basis? Now
look ye-"
Mr.. King then told the young man Just
what lie would do, on the condition.
however, that be would turn over new
Ieal III MS business. l.. saw the Drink
upon which he mad stood, and, Win his
lF'ehus generous assistance, ne backed
away from IT, Youths Companion
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-10-20
POST-OETICE DROLLERIES.

The Portland Transcript collects the
following. Almost any post-Ottice clerk
OF long experience could report equally
amusing "humors of the mail service: :"
The following dialogues took place at
country post-ottice in Kings County,
N. B.:
81 want bill stamp"
"Of what denomination
"Hay 2"
81 mean do you want one-cent,
three-cent or siX-cent stampF
"Oh, want to put it on note"
wen, how big is your noJe?"
Customer impatienlly and measuring
on his hand: "On, it's only little one.
about that wdew
Another customer wanted "two three
cent postage stamps" and earnestly H.
CURED how muCn they We're apiece,
third party came in a hurry and
wanted '!post card" He had bought
all envelop to put it in, which he wanted
the L. Nj. to address for him and put the
card IN it. The obiiging official ad.
dressed the envelope, but finding it toe
small TO contain the card, got another
and put the card in that.
"And nOW," said the customer, pro.
duc'ng $40 note, ''I'lI pay you for it,"
The postman objected to SO large bill,
and SAID tAe post card was comfy one
cent"
But" said the customer, 81 wanted
a twenty dollar post card"
"OI, ips pOst-o1i &c money order you
want, isn't itr
He said he "didn't know; some said 8
post order, and more said post card
ana any way, one sounded SO much like
both he couldn't tell 'totner from
which,"
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-10-20

terial as the quantity and quality of the
trimming.
A novelty for ladies' over-dresses is
called French cord, and so closely re-
sembles the corduroy worn by gentle
men that it will probably be known as
corduroy, Notwithstanding the protest
OF merchants against SO fine stuff hay
ing so common title.
All OF the latest styes of the present
day are peculiarly suited to middle-aged
women, the sombre tints, the rich heavy
materials, the deep close-titting sacque,
the graceful dolman, and the sweeping
princesse costumes, all lend grace and
queenly dignity to the matronly figure.
An old author quantity remarks:
"Avoid arguments with ladies. In
spinning yarns among silks and satins
man is sure to become twisted and
worsted; and when q man is worsted
and twisted he may consider himself
wound up"
"Madam, don't you know that your
baby will catch its death OF cold there?"
"NO, sir" she promptly responded.
"Well, it's such carelessness as that
which fills our cemetery with little
graves" he continued. "While all the
old fools continue to liye," she replied.
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-10-20
No Failure known.

There is no case on record where DR.,
Morris syrup of Tar, Wild Cherry aud
HOreh0und has failed to give satisfac-
tion. On the other hand, wherever it
has been used by our people, in severe
colds, coughs, asthma, bronchitis, Group,
whooping-cough and consumption, they
are enthusiastic in its praise. Contain
ing no opium or other dangerous drug,
it does not constipate, and is safe to
administer in all conditions of health.
This is an important announcement,
and the suffering are advised to heed it.
lrial size, 1Oc.; large siz s, SOC. and One
Dollar. Sold by JOHN kEEsHAN, Sixth
ant Walnut streets, W. Ii. Adderiy,
Sixth and Mound streets, ana fl. f.
Reum, corner Filth aud Broadway.
Also Agents tor Prof. P&rker's Pleas
ant Worm Syrup, which is sure death to
worms. Pleasant to take and req Iires
no physic. Price 25c. rrv it.
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-10-20
PoLEWARD BY BALLOON.

While al the present time SIX of the
principal civilized Governments are Civ
ing the exploration OF the Polar regions
their serious attention, and various
projects having in view the discovery of
the North Pole are being considered, a
scheme has been proposed by a promi-
nent officer Of the British Navy which,
had it emanated from any other source,
would probably have been received with
some derision. Commander Cueyne, Il
n, is the protector of the plan referred
to, and in II recent lecture in the Royal
Aquarium at London he entered into a
detailed explanation OF the same, pref
acing his remarks with an expression
of fear that his own nation would in this
matter be outstripped by foreign enter
prise. 1t is question, however, if even
Yankee Ingenuity could have more sat
isfactorily solved the problem of Polar
discovery than has the gallant COM
mander himself.
His proposition is to obtain from the
Admiralty the loan of the ship Discov-
cry, previously used in polar exped-
tion, with which to convey three mon
ster balloons and iron tanks for holding
compressed gas which would be required
for the imitation of the balloons. Hav-
ing advanced with his vessel to the
limit OF navigation, about the first of
May, when winds and temperature were
most favorable, he would initiate his
aerial ships and continue his expedition.
He has perfect confidence that the
course of the balloons could be directed
with sufficient accuracy to land them
within fifteen or twenty miles of the
Pole, and that the intervening distance
could be readily overcome on foot or in
sledges. His own faith in the idea
seems firm as the ic bergs which he pro-
poses to encounter, and as Glasgow has
to contribute one-third OF
The 1926, GOO necessary for the purpose,
10 viii probably assume a tangible
shape.
This he presents as q plan Of purely
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-10-20
EadieSI

Are you, OF do you know of any person, suf-
fering from rheumatism, tooyhache, headache,
ague or sweled face? Any bleeding Of the
lungs, soreness or liberation Of the throat, or
nnammatory pains, external or internal, in
any part of thc body? Has any accident pro-
duced burns, bruises, sprains, wounds, inham-
NATION or hemowhGes? Then resort to
Pond's Extract Of the shrub Witch Hazel, the
most potent, clean, wholesome paIu reliever
and healer in the world. This assertion is at
tested to by every person who has used it. We
know of no exceptions. 1t is not a patent
medicine. and is lndorsed in the medical pub
liCatons Of all schools. Ponds Extract is sold
by all hrst-class druggists at SOC, 81 and 81 10
per bottle-the largest size much the cheapest
If your druggist Goes not have it for sale, re-
quest him to obtain it for you.