The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1877-07-05

n quart Vi peaches LOT every man.
woman and child in the country is the
estimated crop from Delaware alone
this season.
Uncle Joe Walters will return from
Iowa in a few days, to superintend
the building of a dwelling house on
his land adjoining the corporation on
the north.
When Cinnamon part they say
"chin chin," which means goodbye
That is just the way with our girls
they chin chin about half an hour be-
fore they can get apart.
"Please publish this obituary no.
tice," said a man the other day. "The
reason is" he continued, "because q
great many people will be glad to hear
of the mans deathl"
Won't some benevolent Druggistin
Eaton bequeath his stock %ofperfume-
ry for use in the yard north of the
DEMOCRAT office? Whew! Where
is Dur Board of Health?
At a donation party not far from
Eaton for the benefit of the minister,
some unregenerated cuss that has no
fear of the devil in the future, pre-
scented the wife of the minister with
a dashboard and tub.
A Murphy dropped his badge in
front ofone of our "watering places"
the other day, skipped in and called
for something to drink. The propri-
etor invited him out. Served him
right.
Ifthe person who wrote the cor
r~espondence concerning our County
Infirmary is one of our Customers"
he ought to know better than to send
the article without his name, if he ex-
pected it to be published.
The Eaton DEMOCRAT was unusual
ly interesting last week. The editor
was absent.-CAMDEN HERALD, June
80.
Very smart, but badly mistaken. 1t
was LAST week we were absent.
1t is nice thing for a young patri-
OF to vote when he comes to the age
of maturity, but he ceases to enjoy
this new found right when the Super
visor comes along and orders him out
for two days work on the road.
Being absent from home we did not
hear the temperance address in Eaton
on the oath ult., of Bro. BALENTINE,
of the Springfield TRANSCRIPT, but
from the comment upon it we know
it was good. Here is u RH- DAVE.
We invite the Board of Health to
examine the yard north of the DEMO-
GRAFT Office, and if they don't pro-
pounce it a sinking, nasty, filthy nui-
sance, we'll agree to pay them $5a
minute for their time. Come along,
gentlemen.
Boy, daddies don't have so many
dollars as they used to. The boys all
favor the dollar of the daddies, and in
Camden will take greenbacks on cir
Gus days. Camden is a good place
for circusscs, if some other kind of
"cusses" don't interfere.
Mr.. Wilson, a farmer near West
Sonora in this county, had two valu-
able horses killed by lightning onthe
Goth ult. He had left them hitched
in the field where he was blowing
corn, while he ran TO the house 10 get
ont of the rain.
The appearance in the DEMOCRAT
of the comment on the article from
IA MINISTER" was a very awkward
mistake ofthe printer, which would
not have occurred had we been on
duty. Our direction was to omit
both, Of course.
Not for many years has the outlook
for the farmers of this county in the
prospects for abundant crops been SO
encouraging as it is now. Wheat,
oats, corn, grass, potatoes, and in fact
everything that the farmer has in the
ground, promises a full yield.
It is said an eastern clergy refused
to purchase beef on Monday morning
because it was killed on Sunday, but
the same pious minister was non
plussed the next day when the butch
er refused to sell him beef because he
"didn't take money! earned on Sun.
day."
sThis is worse'n gettin' tickets at s
Circus" remarked a granger while
patiently waiting outside in the rain
for the opening of the post-ofice the
other day. Then he shifted around
took a fresh chew and wondered how
a s1oil" p. m. could serve under a d
rebel!
The editor of the Eaton Democra
unbuttons his shirt collar and gasp
for fan. If he don't reform in thil
world he'll want a bellows in tn,
next.-ARcANUM VISITOR.
We are just now in the hands of tn
clergy of Eaton for a "title clear
Well get il, too.
1t was a church strawberry festival
and a young man with much shir
collar looked supremely sad and mel
ancholy. The church pastor, motto
ing the gloomy appearance of tn
youth, asked him if he enjoyed relig
ion, and the young man replied tina
he did-until he was charged $3.50 70
% cents worth of strawberries an
cream.