The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-09-28
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

'Bluo Jeans" Williams does not expect to be re.
seated.
General Fitzpatrick as speaker is energetic; but he
Is a foolish fellow
Many the opponents of the administration talk as
II 1t was OF the wrong sex.
We suggest that every time Chief Joseph takes
scalp he be compelled to ring the bell punch.
II You rise carly in the morning you may see the
moon like palo pancake in the western sky.
General Forrest and mis- 800 acres OF
cotton and 400 acres Of corn just below Memphis.
A stag will be turned loose In Charleston on the
track, Tuesday, and twenty-five dogs will DO
set upon him.
sHoncst' John Hill was not nominated for Gov
crnor OF New Jersey; and he the FIRST postal
card for home.
Genera, Howard Is moving westward and we hope
OF the Indians will mistake him for tho president
OF u Chicago bank.
Said George William Curtis -"Plcase give mo q
quart Of damson plums to lend a iunclea pucker to
my mouth, and after this write my name G. Willie"
Norristown Herdh:-"rhs appears 10 be of
year with presidents OF savings banks. They are
of' to Europe with of tho cash Of the insritu.
tions."
Tho girls OF Illinois beg ten cent pieces to mako
anklets OF. II the girls OF Illinois arc anything like
the girls of New Jersey must take good many ten
cent pieces to 60 round.
Now that everybody has been South and has found
out ali about II, will somebody from tho South please
como North aud find what a nice lot We arc There
may even be something about U.S.
London Fun :-"Oid gent TO boy (who Is smoking tho
end Of u he has picked up)--'Ugh for shame
throw that nasty thing away Boy-'what, for you
to pick up and SMOKE ehY Gar-arn; knows yer!'"
The Louisville Courier-JournaL says that neither
Yaio nor Harvard has ever produced a great news
paper editor. We suggest to our Western contcm-
porary that Mr.. Charles A. Dana Harvard man
Colonel Chesncy, tho best Of English military
critics, who recently wrote about our civil war, sad
that McClcllan's plan OF operations on tho james
River strictly in accordance with military prn-
ciplcs.
Scotch dialogue from Punch -" Boon to school.
little lassic p Aye SIR Good grl-therc's penny
for YOU Thank you. sir I'll hae to BE- sleppin'-but
avn gaun to skeull y the mornin'-wull 20 DO this
way u the eitcrncun?'"
Republicans used TO find fault because when General
Mcclellan received engineers Office In New York
he lived IN Now Jersey. Now that he has received
nomination IN New Jersey they find fault because they
tn nix he lives in New York. Lot tho man 1.-Two some
where.
|, Henry wa,terson says that Albert Rhodes, tho
magazine writer, does not know " hat good breeding
or good are, and implies that Mr.. Rhodes has
studied in lowd society Now, Mr.. Rhodes, you arc
either indecent slandercr you will mash Mr.
Watterson.
At Lypchburg General Jubal A. Early refused to
call on the President aud made the remark that Hayes
should call on him, he owed him VISIT Said Early
VI planted two batteries and n brigade Of ono
night greet him In tho morning, but when day broke
he had gone away"
Washington Siar:-''At Orange Court House, Va,
when the Presidential train moving OF somo one
proposed three cheers for the President. No. said
leader, by tho way Of change let's give him the rebel
yolL' 1t uttered with Will, the first time II had
boon hoard during the trip and is said, pleased the
President much, rs IL was given with entire good
c,ith