The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-03-22
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born? A little before Eve.
= Etiquette does not require you to-
shake hands with crowded parlor.
- Persons who call on dentists are po-i
litely shown into the drawing room.
"A man should always live within
bis income, even if he has to borrow to
- : Cine nsiuHnastff ifsKanh employ hand
GONE lady collectors WITH gratifying re!
suits.
~ Little drops of rain brighten mea1
dows,, and little acts of kindness brighten
the66sld.
& A respondent agricultural editor
says "theresB mol. .ops nglsNdvantage to
be claimed in favor Of Zig hogs"
i, Some hygienit writer says: "Le.
your children eat all the salt they WANT
Bless you it isn't salt they WANT its
sugar. -, -.
|, = Governor Hendricks is blessed with
wife discreet enough to tell him when
to stop talking toca newspaper inter
viewer.
be called Wade Hampton County, has
been introduced into the Legislature of
a '.rai lae lave never known d II buit two women
who were really perfect" said, lady ITO
another. "Who was the other?" asked
her companion. ar r'21.s.I
- Laughing may make man fat, but
you have got to mix it nightly with
meat and bread and quiet conscience,
if You getit to stick. !
".GiYe the hens Q. rest" says 9 coGn-
try exchange. Just so; sort of inter.
egg-num as it were, adds the New York
Commercial advertiser.
= Muriatic acid poured on. the wound
lmadeiby the. bitefofsa sdog nay prevent
hydrophobia, but the best way is to shoot
the dog before he bites.
"Who was the meekest man ?"
asked aShnday School teacher e Moses" "
every we'll; who was the meekest wo-
man ~ ;"Nerer was any. D..t,E9HH
Abraham Lihcdh, during hisattatk
of smallpox, said: "'Now I am willing
to see the Office seekers, for at last 1 have
something I can give 'em,all.",,,,
Gov. Hayes is fifty-fve;years Of age,
and is said to be ID robust health.
Elected. outside Of the, Constitution" it
is lucky that he has d goods onesof his
own. Z = : : : -, a -
- The sword of Gen. William Barks!
dale, who was killed at the battle of
GettysburgIhas been restored blythe gov
ernment to his brother, Hon. E. Barks-
dale, of Mississippi.
"A certain way .torkeep ants trom
sugar barrels, lard pans and preservelars,
says one1who mas t1edsls,.ls7 TO tie a
string wet with kerosene1aton1d tne par.
rel, can or Jarsh peat me wettlng OF
the string with thu fkeFpssnes oil every
few dayA sI;SS --,.,,ts-ss
do you know what bull dezsng Is e
asked q man OF. ans gaasstgs113er. Il
thought l did" said sthag granger, "but
the bull wasn't dozlIg heSgas only
making believe, and 6elngaHtae middle
Of. forty acre iot, lsnaturaliN had to
make pretty quick tmsto reachthe fence
ahead Of him." LT
- When boy has been on all day,
contrary to the expressed wish, OF his
mother, and on approaching the, home
stead at night, with an anxious and eau
tloQs tread, hnds company aEeee ,sths eS-
preston or conhdenceS ana 'rectituqe
which suddenly lights up hisf cannot
be reproduced on canvass.
= ltsissa great blessing to have help
full wife. There was once half:witted
fellow who informed his father that he
was about to marry. "Why, Charles"
said the old man, ''you cannot support
yourself. What a fool to think of getting
married" Il kGoW 1t father," repiIed
Charles; "but I can pretty nearly sup
port myself, and it does seem as If wife
ought to help me some."s4
:, = 1t seems incredible that extra in
ducements should be held out any where
in the world to Perslade-men to remain
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