The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1877-04-05
PERSONS AND THINGS.
from the Chicago Journal

4 ION ASii5- Adc IahSsN' 49,
domestic life in Paris.
General Grant is moving West with
his eye upon Chicago.
Green peas and new potatoes sre
walking up in the South.
Andrew johnson 81 grave has no stone
to mark its outlines.
Vice President Wheeler is al present
i'm his Malone y. y home.
Henry Ward Beechsr's lecture prof
| it, i'm the West net him $1,000.
Let Brigham Young have chance
to prove himself innocent, TO be sure.
General Sherman's family will
shortly remove from Washington 10
IT. Louis.
A good life is pretty long sermon,
but there is no better one can be
preached.
General B. F. Butler has prepared
to lecture on The Irish Soldier-in
War and Peace.
Boss Tweed may get free, but he
will be an old man without very
good prospect ahead, after all.
In one part of Wisconsin the JUS
tices make the groom promise 10 love,
honor, cherish and obey" the bride.
Endorsing another mans promise TO
pay i the rock upon which many an
honest man has wrecked his little
fortune.
If both .ides are determined to Kill
each other of in louisiana, we don I
see how the country could consistent
ly feel sorry.
California capitalists get extensions
on loans from Cinnamon by having
the heathen> killed just before the
notes fall due.
After Summer NJ Rye Beach, y.
H.. ex-secrerary of the Navy Robson
will return to the practice OF law in
the District of Columbia.
The man who has had new potatoes
this year has right TO take up two
seats in -treet-car and sit with his
legs showed across the car,
Go to Buenos Ayers, We chronic
grumbler- al the high rates of living
in this country. Good board and
lodging are there advertised al $3.50 per
month.
Annother public educational insti-
tuition greatly needed in the land is an
academy for teaching the art of en-
gineering tie modern base-burner
coal stove
Dispatching a criminal by shooting
in Utah Is usually done by the Sheriff
who fires at black patch, with the
doomed mans heart just in range be-
hind il.
General Pleasanton hates to see the
blue glass mania stop where j; is stop
ping. 1t leaves him stuck right
where history will point and say:
Behold another humbug,"
One more of the family which
France does not want is gone. A
Florence Italy cable dispatch informs
the world that Prince Antonio Bona
part, nephew of Napoleon, is dead.
Why should Boston abuse Moody!
Why not encourage him to stay there.
As a matter of precaution. il would be
wisdom to retain nj least one good
man AT the Hub, at whatever cost.
When, a. an actor, A. Oakley Hal
announced his appearance. no one
seemed TO take any notice of it. Blu
now his disappearance being announc
ed, deep public interest is everywhere
shown.
A Kentucky wcman's curiosity lie,
ter to view priZe-iight. As sh,
couldn't run az fast a. the rest, tn
officers captured her, and at trial tn
Judge dismissed her because it is al
instinct with womankind to want t,
see what is going on.
Captain Burnaby, the Asiatic travel
er, writes from the Garden of Eden
under date of February 8: 9Th,
thermometer is about zero. If tn
weather was like this at the Creatio
Adam and Eve must have found
uncommon cold in fig-leavcs."
The Michigan University turns OIL
the first grist of graduates for the ye;
, 80 new doctors and liz new lawyer
and with II sprinkling of clergyme
; yet to come. The motto OF each an
, all will he, Let Us prey" or som
thing to that effect.
q 1t looks bad for Major Reno, Of Il
: United States army-yery bad. /
y has been court-martialei al ~. Pa
for Wiley insulting and then slande
u ing pure woman, the wife Of
: fellow officer, and rumor says he l.
> been adjud ged guilty.
,T +fahs tNhtuIfS- nave pt1-eI oiB
) jerusalem felt the resembling tread
real Empress in her narrow stree
But the spell j. broken, for few ia
D. ago Don Pedro aud his Empre-.--pou
(, swept in upon that old town, and
~ a few minutes aroused to the &c
y every flag in its pavements.
= Mrs. Hayes receives her daily call,
OF attired in plain black silk gov
r. with her hair simply dressed a
ne wearing no jewelry, and the fashion
n BILE Washington women who live
ne extravaganza on money borrowed
IN stolen by their husbands don't like
ed But Mrs. Hayes does not cater
ly belknapism.
IT, "But the question is" remarked I
ty old Democrat to his practical frie
'e, would true, old-stripe, out-and-,
ne Democrat accept a position under
us Republican Administration like Il
'es Of Hayes?n Would he?" echoed I
er- friend. And then, assuming t,
OF deepest credulity, lie continu
"Would a duck swim?"
Professor Seeley earned some sal
IL money while in Congress, but wi
On he was called to Amherst Collie
,se and in trying TO reach his new pli
of had to stumble along over old pla