The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-03-22

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Pleaannipn. theory thnsly Positive
blae. osmpasi,i,s ho~s. sapcriative
be baowel
The NorFislown Herald has solVed
Inc cosnndrua', Why was wAshiag-l
son litr . pewspsper mani Answer be
cause he oouldnt cell lie.
New caok u yoarc going Up
stairs. M Ragsles. Jos mig BIZ just ,si
~ lady ih4t II she cant write the
Mcpoo 10 Preach. shall bs very 'appy
70 90 i for her
~ lash seutismAs, hearing u
ire0d having stone coffin. exclaimed
ny my sowl. a. that's good ideel
shufe i.,ne COIN 'ud last mAh
lifetime.
Good morning. Doncllyl j hear
your daughter has baby. Is ita boy
ora grill Sture. Niles. its messlf as
doesp't yet know for the life Of me IL
I'm grandfather or grandmother, lie.
dad.
A reckless innovator threatens TO
introduce paper shirts, aud We learn
that tho washer women oil the city are
about 20 hold a meeting 10 see wheth.
ct they have 20 rights that must be re.
spectsd
Sing Sing, shouted the brakeman,
nA Hudson River train slowed up to
that station Five years for refresh
ments. yelled passenger with short
hair aud bracelets, as BIO rose TO leave
the car 10 the charge Of sheriff.
"A se,aou leaving : crowded stage
ataNes York The other day. steadied
himself by resting his hands on the
knees Of the passengers. What a saw
agef exclaimed one lady Yes. re-
piled her companion, be is Pawnee.
An Iuali tailor, on making gentle
mans coat too small. was ordered TO
take IL home AND let il out, Some days
after, tie gentleman was told that the
coat happened 10 I'll a countryman Of
the tAiioI's, and be let il out a shilling
week.
Fair charmer who thinks that she
knows everything about college at.
fairs lis il possible. Mr.. Tomkins,
that you are not acquainted with my
brother at Harvard Why, he sings
second base on the University baseball
crew.
Two ragged little urchins were
standing 10 the gutter looking at lady
who had just fallen down on the pave
meut II isnt 50 much that | like
oranges, observed one of them, but
what lot Of people you can bring
down with the peel.
When az unsopisticated Reno girl
gets her pompadour panier on before,
IL the excitement and nervousness at
tendAnt ON her wedding trip, her gen.
eral Eesemblaucc toa Ccutral Pacific
snow aongh is what makes people
stop aud stare at her 10 speeches
amszenient
~ three year old little girl at
Rochester Y Y. VAS taught to close
her evening prayer. during the tempo
rary absence OF her father. with. aud
please watch over papa. IL sounded
very sweet. bat the mothers amusc
ment may be Imagined when she add
Cd, And you'd better keep an eye on
mamma tool
Il Pittsburgh paper speaks Of a
oung man who shot himself in the
west end one evening last week. There
Il nothing like being explicit. The
young man Is severely II not fatally
wounded. bat II he had shot himself 10
the southwest eud little nortberly.
yeering southeAsteriy. there swoud
have been 20 hopes bis recovery.
a philosopher Who went to
CHURCH lsi,erethe people come in late
said Il was The fashion for nobody to go
tiil eyerysoiy gos there
Are you lost. my little fellowy ask
Cd gentleman 81 fouf.ycar old boy
one day 10 the streets Of Rochester
No. he sobbea II reply. b bu. m.my
mother il
A western editor received letter
from subscriber asking him 10 pub.
iish care for apple.tree worms. he
replied that be could not sugges, a
care uusH ~ knew what ancd the
worms