Litchfield enquirer., 1877-09-20
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Goldsmith 1Maid llAs had a wonderful welcome in Kentucky. She is considered the first of her sex. ,~
 A A1sssttem4n 1sttm paper gfves the foli6Aihg as theiproper motto for life insurance compa-'' Aies:-iS0c ct tu enc.
 a11Ilhe applicant for situation who wrote. .s1 mean busness." at he end of the let 'ter evidently hadn't an ''i'' to business. Al man who was fooled into buying g pinkhback watch, called it Faith, because it Ia::.Kits55. ~ E .R&khU9sp e8l
 II takes aIl the enjoyment put of gaps meIt within the reach of the feeblest in- fellfo'' ,seof1Q efdanoaeeI tG Al scientific authority states that "a sim gle female house fly will produce in one season 200, S9O, ,32O eggs" Great guns What must the married ones do.
 aa Clara Morris was so pathetic at Chicago 2 that she even started Long John Went worth's emotional sluices. And when he bsgiing WgeR P eEtssien well is no- -15s.stsc: =. Good-byss hssss.ss WsSsBsea Rgo1g for goodr" Betty: ''Then mind thee don't miss the way. 1t be theittmst Gms thee's ever been on that road, I'm E'na shinkinP' .YT1TOITkT2
 Captain Burnaby was asked by his Tar. coman guide, which an Engl alman aover Fbest, his horse or his wife; but the cap tain answered automatically, "That de- pends on the Womap. An American abroad q who had been disgusted with the frequent title-huntlng mama, ,sententiously observed that where the Marquis va8 there would the lmothers ba gathered together. '
 A darkey who was stopping to wash his hands in 8 creek, didn't notice the pecn- liar actions of goat just behind him, so when he scrambled ont of the water and was asked how it happehed, hePnfwered .sIo dunno 'zactly: Uhkpeared laS Jef de shore kinder h'sted and frowed me.
 E aWhat's your figure" said bridegroom (putting his hand in his pocket) to the clerdyman that had just married him. He 16eekly replied: '"rhe law allows me 1.-two dollars" s'Does it!' exclaimed the | you1g HnsbasSd. @rWell. That's aIiberal l But 6eps fifty cents more; So nov yOn " l two dollars and a half. and he went, be. l fore the poor parson could explain.
 LwsA young lady was at party during (which quarrels between husband and I4EWife were discussed. "I think said al unmarried lolder son, ,ff. stLat the proper thing is for the husband to have it out al
 onceI and thus avoid quarrels for the flu ture.l would light a cigar in the carriage l after the wedding breakfast, and settle btbe smoking aaaesien forevsrn,,s sy 1rWouli knock thescigatS out ofyour mouth a@ "iH' tterrfupted the belle. ''Do you know don't think you would be there, he re
 marked.
 vERs DE soc1ETETCA-
 That playful but tender young bard the Hon. Fitz- Lavender Belairs, enjoys
 the almost perfect bliss of reading little istiling of his ew4 to 0ircle of weak; ;mind cd b1tihtensaly sympathetic wohsnt 1 ~- .sro FAIR ARcHEREss.
 tGlad lady mine that glitterest
 Intshimmsb of summah athwart the lawn, CanSt tell me which is bitterest- EqxR The glamaw of Eve, or the glimmsh of dawn N fl gro those with whose hes rts thou litterest | AS aIbuttahfy dost thou futtsh byl
 Hdw, whence, and oh! whither, art come and gone? I NCHo4us. "How exquisite! How refined! How real-
 II quite too far neae than most awfully deiicious!" lAs qtsIpeesV isl lisotFof. 'eQpsss Vpseri
 throsfosout soe only quote the first starazo
 --Hdrpers Basar.
 A srandfathsYxSss fhs oshssrr da; la; saiii aamiiOs
 bly, chaffing with his granddaughter. who
 was seated on his knee. .sWhat make
 your hair so white. grandpapa?" the little
 maidkn asked. s'I am very old, my dear kIYas in the ark" said he, with a rockies \ t&srekard for truth which does not prepos Sess dne in his favor. 'Oh!" said her lit
 tie IaAyship, regarding her distinguished
 relative with fresh interest, are you
 NoahP" ''No, am not Noah" "Ar' you S.em, then?" "No, am not Shem
 hAFb you Ham?" "No. am not eve,
 HamP' "Then you naast9heJa JaPhet" iH
 sisted the little maiden, at the cpd of he
 histof fical tether, and growing somewha
 impatient with the difficulty which sur
 rounded her aged relative's identification
 "No, II am not Japhet," said hes wagginl
 his. lead, intensely enjoying the joke ssTheh, grandpapa, "said the little maiden frmiY and dscisively, ''you are beast! 1 ON lToP OF MOUNT BLANc.-The day wa
 fully established hen we halted for ou
 second breakfast at the only rocks that ar
 met with above the Grands Mulets.
 great bart of the way from this point t
 At times you have to mount the angles 0 eAoox@ OsSfoo of oNou fnoli,y kh~t bn How you are abysses unfathomable to tn
 eye, and that right aud left there,is. noth
 ing ndarer than tHa feafest planet; ssome
 times you have to tfaverse the more leve
 ridges of these or5tes, with little nor SbdDace hlong the ridge than enough to SC
 your foot on. and with rapid inclines O
 either side going down to you canno
 guess where. These situations, as is tn Il kcase, suppose, with every form of dan
 ger, calm and steady some Mniudss wAileo
 others they have the oppdhibeg effect A IaIlRRdnts. they keep out of your mind th Ith6nght of time, and 30 we were surpris ed, asiwe had been by the advent of day , st- funding that our object was attained and that we were standing on the summ of ourIcontinent ,.M was new 8:20sA. M and wS had beenCA 6hmb ping seven ~honi
 and half. To disengage ourselves frol
 the robe was our first act. As l steppe but of the loop a sense of liberty and r, l lief Thrilled through me. My first thougt was of the panorama of the Alps no
 spread out beneath me; arsightI had Q ten thought about, and should never agai . gbehold. The actual summit is a narro flevei-topped snos rib ab0nE 900 yards i jIength. On its notleru sideris rapid sno
 descent; on it's southern some 8 or 10 fet below the summit is .. pAfAHed, al1ol
 level, couch of snow. alter which is q pa i- alled desrenb which is s6oa dosEE0to sigl in precipicss.ia I;stood for some time 70 the rib to Aareeeive on my memory th sYpNo&Agraphs of the many ranges an groupa q the2 Alpine world Aall safonnt s They 8ere4soyf below that the who
 scene had the appearance of an embosse map. That ,lffs was the aspect of the A pine wpfh brought home to me the meal , lngpf befng t6fee miles up iiis the ai Having taken not my fill. but as it were first deep draught, of the grand panoram ? breakfSsb-it it waS eur third--was announ