The New York herald., 1877-09-12
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Brigham what Is home without father?
Chief Joseph has invited General Howard to tea.
On cold mornings the mountains como near TO you.
Wendell Philips and General Hoxsie have backers-
grcenbackers.
Adam was turned out of Eden and an Ohio man was
given the position.
Yoshida Kiyonari, Japanese Minister at Washington,
is at tho Fifth Avenue
The lover who Is kicked Off the front stoop may bc
said to have good start.
Eve, according TO the Arabs, was two hundred feet
high. Eli Perkins was Arab
We CLEAN from the Rochester Democrat that Theo-
Tton arrived safely and started for Utah.
Wade Hampton is q Ane billiard player, and he has
technical way Of saying, "Let's throw in a ball"
Among the arrivals from Europe on the Cunard
steamer Abyssinia was Chancellor Runyon OF New
Jersey.
Society has so melted down its conservatism that a
man may kiss his own wife In the street whether
he wants or not.
We learn that the members of the Paragraphsrs'
Association have agreed TO leave all their money to
the Ear Inhrmury.
As the said wien the apple dumplina was
brought on brown and puffy ''It w a pity that the
good always die young
Osman pacha puts his thumb up to his face and says,
81 cat beans with knife, aud yet you do not recog.
nize Schuyler Colfax."
II may DO question whether it is better to have
woman button on o short collar Tor you or to fight
three solid gallons Of mosquitoes.
Glad to learn that since the Solicitor in something
Of Treasury had his fight with the editor Of the
Washington Republican he beginning to get paler
A literary gentleman, for whom We have . high and
afecionate respect. asks US to say that cold, solid
tomato needs no acid but Its own. The same may be
likewise said OF an old maid.
Dec
confession early yesterday morning by suddcnly say
,ng "Gin, an any absinths? The great Turk diplo-
lnaticaly replied, "Good avenin' soor.''
Rev. DR.. Dale, Of Birmingham, England, who ia to
deliver course Of lectures this fall ut the Yao Thco
logical Seminary, arrived from Liverpool in the steam
ship Abyssinia yesterday aud is at the Brevoort.
An item Is gong the OF the press to the ef-
feet that Paterson, N j., contains the greatest
Der OF people with only eye. We do not believe
this story, but we do think that If Paterson had
other horse 1t would be a two-horso town.
The Omaha Herald. whose editor loves the Indian
in abstract very iervsnty, says:"It is probably
that Crazy Horse Of the most remarkable
men OF his remarkable race, and that warrior Is
questionable whether 1t ever produced creator"
A European writer says that American men are
naturally moody and downcast. We have noticed
this ourselves. An American with black haired wife
is always looking down the lapel Of his dis.
cover whether or not ho has any long yellow hairs
there in tho opera boufe season.
"Charlcs," she sad, "whcn was In the country
and wrote you to send No 80 spool OF cotton,
you never could do IT. but hear that you could
always reel Of ity feet Of nasty leather from hose
carriage whenever tho washington's was cut on
Saturday night for a wash"
In New Jersey whenever woman whips for
slander tho local papers say, "a noble horscwoman
Mr. Smith snaked in by the American George Eliot.
Lommy X Rec. The man who laughs sings Lo-hen-
grin. A local sonsation.p Then tho ncighbors sit
down and say, communingly, "rhero's real live
paper"
Philadelphia Bulletin:--"Do Lewis has given up
ircasseed sawdust and fried skins, and Is get.
ting really cxtravagant In his food no informed u
friend the other day that ho had crow 10 pick with
some OF these paragraphers. But we really don't
think paragraphcrs care much about eating crows "
Rhetoric, in pl,ces, is a big thing. writer tho
other day went newspaper Office and said, "I've
20. an article on Manomot for paper that spells
it that way.u He was Immediately kicked down
stairs, for lie had gone into Mohamet Office Then he
climbed the stairs into Mahommod Office, aud was
lot out the lre escape gently, but positively Next
he struck magazine where tho proof-readers were
partsans of the old school OF Muhammcd, and he
went sadly away. Ono man whom he met on the
stairs OF religious but practical journal informed
him that Mchcmct the style there. An hour after
he was seen TO be let down tho coal hole Of Moham-
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