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AMBROSE DlrNIEvEY'S Japan and java Tea
~ and Coffee Co. Office and Wholesale AMI reta depot
2pi Water and ~ Fulton St cor Water. Great hatflns
offered sample tea green black mixed Japan all knls,
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mcnt o hcnticn gol~ Chinese and Japanese Tovls up
stairs Tea store signs bnmhoO watch chains and Ian
terms in great variety. Arents wanted male nu' female
Cool sne aud collector wanted Tor New YORK ahd
HruOk ,n trade.
, 1877-03-16

The Santa Barbara Index of the 1st inst.
contained the following intelligence re-
specting the sailing Of an expedition from
that port to the northern coast under the
conduct OF Capt. Kimberly, well known to
many of our readers, from his former con-
nection with the fur-seal trade while In
command OF the schooner Cygnet:
Capt. NJ. M. Kimberly left the port of
Santa Barbara nearly two weeks ago with
two schooners going up the channel. It Is
said the vessels obtained their clearance
papers from the post officer at Whining
ton. Various surmises have reached us as
to the probable object OF the expedition,
the most plausible one being that Captain
Kimberly, during one of his several fur
hunting expeditions In the past twenty
years on the coast Of Alaska, discovered a
large ledge or body Of heavy metallic
substance, Of which he brought away spec
linens. For years nothing was done with
the specimens. they lying neglected In an
out OF the way corner. During the late
months that he has passed at his home in
Santa Barbara, he wished to know
what Of value, II any, the specimens con-
tained. 1t is said that the result OF ASSAYS
proved that they were immensely rich In
gold and silver. The facts were quietly
given to a few ofthe enterprising, wealthy
men Of Santa Barbara who associated with
Kimberly and organized the expedition
TO visit the locality OF the discovery and
bring away their ships loaded with the
rich ore. The persons supposed TO have
furnished the means for the expedition are
extremely rctlcent and will not stand In
terviewing. g nt -s efs D. nflF
, 1877-03-16

VIM. VI. Evarts. Secretary Of state. e an
eminent lawyer, was horn In BOSTON IN
ISIS. lie was principal counsel for Pres-
ident johnson In his Impeachment trial.
in 1858. and was appointed attorney-fien-
eral the same year. lie is an able states
man, and his oflice Is the head Of the Cab
met.
JOnn sherman. Secretary of the Treas-
ury, was born In Lancaster. Ohio. In
1923; lawyer by prOie sion. IN l~6l he
was chosen L. s. senator for Ohio. on reS-
ignation Of Senator Chase. lie was during
the last term n candidate TOR Speaker oi
the House and only lacked two votes oi
election. He i a man Of considerable
ability and q warm friend Of the RTesi-
dent.
Richard W. Thompson. Secretary ofthe
Navy. was born In Virginia IN lSOa. bat
has spent the most Of his years in Indiana.
He has, I'm that St&te. held the Offices Of
Member Of the Legislature, Lieutenant
Governor, and three times Presidential
Elector.
David McKendell Key, the Postmaster
General, was born In Tennessee In 1924;
was admitted to the bar In 1853; was Pres
idential Elector on the Buchanan and
Breckenridge ticket; entered the Confed-
crate army IN 1851, and served throughout
the war as Lieut.. Col. Of the 43d Ttnn.
INIT; was appointed U. S. Senator by a
Democratic Governor In 1875 to fill the
vacancy caussd by the death of Andrew
johnson. - %
Carl Schurz,, Secretary Of the Interior,
came to America in 1852; practiced law
for awhile in Milwaukee, Wis; was ap-
pointed by Lincoln, Minister to Spain;
Joined the Union army as Brigadier-Gen-
eral and rose to be Major-General; was
elected U. S. Senator in 1859. The ap-
pointment of SchuIz as Secretary of the
Interior was bitterly opposed by some rad
ical, whitewashed Senators, because while
a Senator SchurZ had the honest boldness
and candor to denounce corruption In the
Republican party wherever he found it.
George W. McCrary, Secretary Of War,
was born in Indiana in 1892; his parents
re Oved with him to Iowa in 1896, where
he has since resided; was admitted to the
bar in 1855; elected to the State Senate
in 1851.
Chas. Devens, the Attorney General,
was born in Massachusetts, in 1920; is
graduate of Cambridge law school; he en-
tered the army as Major and was promot-
ed till he became Brigadier-General; in
1867 he was appointed by Republican
Governor as a Justice OF the Supreme
Court Of Massachusetts,, which he has since
held. Gen. Devens is and always has
been Democrat, with character against
which even opposing politicians have
never breathed word.
With the exception of machine"
politicians, the cabinet chosen by
President Hayes gives general salts
faction to the people. There is not
an ofice-seeker among them, and
one of them has not held an Office
for % years.
, 1877-03-16
Latest News.
By Telegraph and Mall
4old in New York, 1O5.

Gold IN New York, 1O5.
The family of President Hayes
have selected the foundry Methodist
church as their place of worship.
Gen. Baboock has been placed in
charge of the 9th lighthouse district.
The contestants of vanderbilt's
will have withdrawn objections.
Ex.Gov. Aiken, of South Carolina,
an old Democrat, has been made Col
lector Of Customs at Charleston.
Fred, w. Seward is assistant Sec
retary of State.
Pierrepont and Gushing have been
recalled from their missions.
Lot M. Morrill, has been made Col
lector of Customs at Portland, Me.
Cameron has resigned the U. S.
Senatorship of Pennsylvania.
Postmaster General Key means
death to straw bidders.
There was q panic in the church Of
St. Francis Xavier, in New York
city, on the evening of the 9Th inst,
caused by q woman fainting and
cries of FIRE; a rush of women from
one of the galleries was made, and
in the tumult which ensued six wo-
men and one boy were trampled
under foot and killed. The audi
ence was composed entirely Of wo-
men and children, it being woman
week in lent. The priest was preach
ing on hell and the terrors of the
damned, and as he was picturing the
torments of purgatory, young girl
in one of zthe galleries was so over.
come by herfselings that she scream
ed Historically and tainted, which
caused the worshippers to spring to
their feet in alright. The next mo-
ment some reckless person cried fire
and this gave rise to the panic. The
pastor called upon the congregation
to keep their seats as there was No
FIRE. The women in the main body
of the church passed out in an order.
ly manner, while those in the gallery
where the commotion had begun be-
came maddsned and fought their
way toward the choked-up stairway,
trampling upon those who had fallen
and crushing the life out of them
They screamed and fought like ma
MACS, and every effort made by
priests and policemen to hold them
back was Of no,avail.- Many escaped
almost denuded of clothing. The
next morning, at the church where
the calamity occurred,s . requiem mass
was offered for the dead, and prayerl
said for the recovery of the wounded.
, 1877-03-16

prairie between the foothills and the
snow mountains. They were absent
Eve days, and on their return they
stated that the first days journey
was a hard one owing TO the dense
underground Of brush, but after that
the country was open and travelling
easv.
They estimated the distance Of the
first snow mountain from Quilcine
by the way they travelled, to be from
II 20 90 miles. They were not on a
prospecting tour, but their expert.
ence is Of value as showing the near
approach Of these snow mountains to
tide water as compared with Cassiar
or Cariboo.
Mr.. Hartley, the gentleman who
discovered gold in New Zealand, and
who lives within FIVE miles of Olym-
pia at the present time, was out a
few years since on a hunting and
fishing tour in the vicinity of Lake
Cushman. He is a practical miner
and geologist, and stated that the
southern slope of the Olympic range
presented a similar appearance to the
rich gold-bearing district of Now
Zealand, that the country was more
open and the timber much less in
size and density than the northern
slope. He found valuable deposits
of iron ore, and gave it as his opin-
ion that the range was rich in min
erals.
In order to make thorough ex-
ploration of the range, party should
be organized who will first open a
road from the bay to some point in
land, where camp should be estab-
lished with supplies, having ready
communication at all times with the
bay. From this camp exploring par
ties should proceed in various direc-
tions, and thoroughly explore every
foot of ground. Travelling 16 or 20
miles day with sack of -four and
piece of bacon on your back is not
prospecting; although many old min
ers seem to think that no one can
prospect who does not go half starv-
ed, half-6tted out, and wholly ex.
hausted when night overtakes him.
A man to prospect to insure success
should have nothing else to do, either
to pack provisions or to cook them.
Three reliable men with Indians as
servants, can produce better results
in one season if they go properly
equipped, than a score of men who
will start out with a weeks provis-
ions, tramp over a great extent of
country, and return when their food
is out.
Parties should go out prepared
for a three months stay; and if du-
ring the season they will thoroughly
prospect an area of FIVE miles square,
they will effect better results than
parties who have or may travel from
the Pacific coast to Hoods canal and
hurry through in the least possible
time. Parties should be formed to
operate simultaneously from the
point we indicate, and from the
western slope by way of the Skoko-
mish.
The evidence of mineral wealth
in the Olympic group, and in fact in
the foot hills from Hoods canal to
Cape Flattery, is very positive; but
as yet the whole region is a terra in
cognitio-no one has visited it or
explored it, and no one can assert
that it is not as rich as the richest
gold fields in Australia or Cassiar,
and we advise those of our citi zens
who have had experience in Cassiar,
to look into the subject and get up
parties to go into the Olympic
mountains this spring.
, 1877-03-16

The losses Of American ships have
been so great this winter the ship
yards of New England will be busy
this year.
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02
TEN BROEcK,S RACE AG INST
TIME. 'u
ALL PREVIOUS RECORDS BEATEN.


As has already been announced Mr.
Ten Brock, succeeded, at Louisville,
Ky. .,onTuesday, i'm his race to beat the best
two-mile record. The. race, as agreed
with Mr.. Harper, was for Ten Broeck to
beat True Blues record at two miles
3.32t-made at Saratoga, July 80, 1873,
when he beat Mate for half the gate mo-
ney. But as the word "best on record"
had been used the booksellers were COM
PEELED to sell against McWhirter's record
made on Monday or sell no pools. A
large number were sold, however, in
nearly all of which Ten Brock was the
favorite at the odds of 2 to over time.
His stable companions, st. Louis and Me-
cy Hale, was selected to assist in forcing
the pace, st. Louis doing the work in the
first mile and Necy Hale in the second.
All being ready Ten Broeck came for the
word with running start, accompanied
by St. Louis. The first quarter was run
in 25i seconds, the half in 52f seconds,
the three-quarters in 1.18a, and the mile
in 1.44i, st. Louis dropping out up the
streJch. For the second mile Necy Hale
took start of ten lengths, but Ten Bro
eek caught her at the quarter pole, the
mile and quarter having been in 2.09k.
They ran Tapped to the half 2.35, where
Ten Broeck left the mare, and. keeping
right along, reached the mile and three
quarters in 301, and without falter or
swerve came right up the stretch in good
strong condition, finishing the two miles
in the extraordinary time of 327I, which
is not only the best at the distance, bur
the time made to the mile and three-quar-
tiers and from there home was some four
or five seconds better than the record.
Naturally the horse was somewhat dis
tressed on returning to the scales, but
not more SO than most horses after rum
ming race. With the above miles Ten
Broeck has now the best mile, 1899; best
two miles, 3.27a; best three miles, 5.26i
and the best four miles, 715I, on record,
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02


While six disgusted carpet-bag republi-
cans are in Washington forming Blaine
party, Mr.. Blaine is "quietly in his gar
den trimming his appletrees and cutting
ms asparagus" Cincinnatus, your vast
ing time and talent. Hire a gardener, and
make the new party seven.
AN anxious country at last learns that
Rutherford BIS mother once said of him.
~ expect that boy to be President of the
nited States some day" This is bosn.
In those days the fraud of an electoral
commission had not been thought of.
Charles Il. LELAND (Hans Breitman) is
o., Philadelphian by birth, and now
Ives I've IN London on competency. In the
Frenchrevolution of 1848 he Commanded
a barricade. 1f'I-
Morton lectures on the electoral COL
lege at indianapolis tonight. He might
also tell some very interesting things
about the electoral commission,
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02

Strength for to-day is all that we need,
For there never will be tomorrow:
For tomorrow viii prove but another to-
day, .--. ...
With its measure of joy and sorrow.
Then why forecast the trials OF life
With such sad and grave persistence.
And watch and wait for a crowd of ills
That as yet have no existence? .4f
Strength for to-day--what precious boo n
For the earnest souls who labor,
For the willing hands that minister
To the needy friend or nelghbor
Strength for today-that the weary hearts
In the battle for right may quail not,
And the eyes bedimmed with bitter tears
In their search for light may fail not.
Strength for to-day-=on the downhill track,
For the travellers near the valley.
Thai up, far up, the other side,
Ere long they may safely rally.
Strength for to-day-that our precious youth
May happily shun temptation,
And build, from therise to the set of the sum-
On strong anu sure foundation.
Strength for to-day-in house and home,
To practice forbearance sweetly;
To scatter kind words and loving deeds,
Still trusting in God completely.
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02

EIRST NATIONAL BANK ...
IL OF WILMINGTON.
REPOSITORY OF THE PUBLIC MONEYS
AND
FINANCIAL AGENTS OF THE UNI
TED STATES.
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02
Personal.

Colonel Forney will,deliver the Fourth
Of July oration at the Permanent Exhi-
bition. ..... .,,...
Mr.. Walter, of the London Times, says
that American lager can be drunk freely
without injurious effect.
Wilson j. Vance, the we1l-known
Washington correspondent, was married
on Thursday to Miss Lille B.Lyons.
The young Earl of Shrewsbury, now
II years old, will have an income of
about 100000 when he comes of age.
Senator Hoar, of Massachusetts, has
been elected vice-president of the New
England Woman Suffrage Society.
Bishop Howe, of the Episcopal diocese
of Central Pennsylvania, who has been ill
for several weeks, has entirely recover
ed. Y.
Mr.. French Upton, of the Louisville
CourieI-Journal's staff. has left for the
seat of the Eastern war as a correspond.
ent of that paper. .-
Judge Strong and Senator Edmunds
have gone trout fishing. Whatever they
catch there is talent enough to decide it
unanimously to be trout.
"The brilliant marriage of a Louisiana
stock broker is the manner in which the
Cincinnati Gazette heads its report of ex-
Governor Warmoth's wedding. u
The New York Express of yesterday
contains Erastus Brooks valedictory. He
announces that he retires from the papers
editorial management, retaining, howev-
er, an interest in the paper and engaging
for season at least to be one of its reg
ular contributors.
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02

many persons standing around the sitee
of the wall. There was one nobbiiy
dressed negro, of light color, who was
quite favorite among the younger
females who courted his company. He
was from New York, and many of the
young bloods present were very Jealous
of the swell tl..
81 remember" said the uobbily dressed
fellow, "when in Paris L was greatly
charmed with the manner in which the
people of our race are treated by the
French" Saying this the swell glanced
around the little circle of females who
were intently listening to him; then
throwing glance at some of the discon,
tented young bucks, he continued, "By
that, mean colored persons in the high
er walks of life, and who dress well.
"fou're only common niger" ejacu-
lated big negro, "and you can't put on
no airs yere."
You're no gemman," said the Offend
ed swell. ''fI was not directing my CON
versation to- you, sah"
swell, guess you amt going to run
dings yere, if Tom Johnson knows him
self and you bet he does"
Gift wasn't dat dere am ladies present
l would make you answer for insulting
me, sah."
Bill johnson moved over to the swell,
and when the latter observed him APP
proach, he took a position near the
coffin.
The latter went down and the coffin
containing
THE BODY OF AUNT DINAH.
went with him. Sam Woods was absent
and no less than dozen darkies essayed
to act az master of ceremonies. Many
were in favor of giving the swell beat
ing, they claiming that he knocked down
the corpse designedly. The women beg
ged the nobby fellow off, and he left the
house crestfallen.
AT midnight prayers were offered up
for the deceased, and then the females
Joining hands around the coffin began o
sing hymns, the train of one being:
We're going to. see, by and by,
De good Lord up dare on high,
Yes, away up far beyond the sky
''oIr Hallelujah Hallelujah!
The singers beat their feet on the floor,
keeping time to the music. The singing
was brought to a sudden termination by
some wicked person who threw quanti-
ty of snuff on the stove. The snuff pene-
trated all parts of the room, and soon
there was chorus of sneeZing. AT this
time Sam Woods returned, and he made
dire threats of using razor on the per-
son who had thrown the snuff In thelfire.
The wake was kept up until sunrise, and
in the afternoon Aunt Dinah was buried,
her funeral procession consisting of
hearSe and dozen carriagee.
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02

The fire-cracker season is at hand, aud
the National Board of Underwriters are
working hard to secure some better pro-
lection against such explosives. They
show that the insurance Companies are
taxed annually to the extent of $154 .574.-
10 by losses by fires caused by fireworks;
also, that the total value of the fire-worl1,
manufactured in the United States from
1865 to 1915 was $2,556,OOo; and the in
voice value OF all Chinese crakers import
ed from 1865 to the present year was ST.
5oO,0oO The loss by two confagrations
during that time caused by the crackers
was upwards of $15, 900, 900, and on one
day during the present year loss equal
to 20 per cent. of the total invoice value
OF the Importation for 1876 was OCCASION
ed
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02

Philadelphia and New York Exchange fur
nished to regular Depositors without charge.
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02
EDWARD BELTS, PRESIDENT.

GEO. d. ARMSTRONG, CASHIER
raid up Capital. $780, 200.
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02
Berixiy's Mssaperade. g.

"Better go, Dick" said Ned Hatton,
"lots o. fun; the grandest thing of the
season; nothing yet like it; the masks
and git-ups all of the latest and funniest
Partisan style.n
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02
sTHENaPH ron To-Day.

strength for to-day is all that we need.
For there never will be tomorrow;
For tomorrow VIII prove but another h
The daily gazette., 1877-06-02

A distingulshed-looking Russian
count, graujukelexis, or something of
that sorl-was stopping at one of our ho-
tells the other day, when the waiter asked
him what part of the turkey he'd have
The distinguished Russian got red in the
"By ST. Nicholas Constantinople, ifthey
kfllmeoff!" That part wasn't handy. =