The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-07-24

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Sugar estimates in Louisiana are rap
idly advancing in value.-.N. Loui. Times.
Sweet thing are always held in high g.
timatioD.
"No vacancies and No applicant will be
seen" Is the placarl that sdorns some Of the
Washington departments.--&. Joe Gasst'~.
Perhaps the parties had benzine, and
didn't want to Be disturbed.
The latest Harper's Ba-m gives q very
suggestive picture Oi the Devil standing
before . church-closesi during the pastors
vacation-the Old Bow saying tn himself
ala. ha! do they suppose take vacA-
tion T-Mttriy Enis1pr,sS- Mmi~.
That Was perfectly natural. With mos,
people ",he Devil is always before the
church" and after il ton.
The sultry summer days are here,
The hottest oi July;
But Temperance men cut OF oar beer,
And ignore red eye.
These temperance men sleek and lat,
Up in that spreading tent,
Who do nothing but scof at
The man who drinks content.
To worldly wrongs and cares,
And goes upon some tears,
To see how whiskey fares
With Intoxicating suares,
A congregation in Maine has conclud-
ell that preacher may skate il he wants To-,
but he must keep hls mouth shut when his
te~t Nv up.-!N. J~ Chroniri,.
What "an amoosin' euss " that would BE-.
A Mr.. Giles Of PALMYRA, was lucky
enough last week to draw a Young lady
prize at Kansas City. The question arises
what u he going to do with her."-k"or
%. Dsmoc,at
! That's an extremely nice question to ask
man. Have YOU N" sense Of Pr"Priety !:
What's he going to do with her. Ipon
my word, that's cool.
-Joaquin Miller's Mormon play is to be
full of pretty women. He calls that "real-
tic."-BostoR Paa.
Well it's leg innate any way.
Bathing dresses should be male OF
duck Philadelphia Press.
Filled with duck.-N y. Times.
Then put the siuffing in.
Guilty, or not guilty ?" said the Judge
l" Wait, yer honor, till hear the INCIDENCE
said PAddy.-kaaas City Times.
This Is Steal Scissors latest joke. It.
originality deties criticism.
One Of those war correspondents il
Turkey gets Of robust story sbOnt Abdul
Kerim's appetite. His dinner" says thi.
veracious writer, ordinarily consists OF m
entire roast kid, twenty five or thirty bOile,
eggs, and when in COOL form tops of Will
q goose or chicken.-N. j. Tribune.
That accounts for the trouble they hav,
had in keeping Nc Sic supplied with Wet
uals. Its enough to make Mic sick, or an,
other man.
az don't say this is any spirit Of Satyr,'
wrote vasssr girl to her friend.-Norris
towa Herald.
She only only meant to say tire girl.
A Hartford professor backed check
for sad-eyed student, and had to pay $500
Too much learning is dangerous thing
Haxkeye.
Harvard time to get him to do it again
Murphy. the great temperance orator, j
to BE- married som to Miss Rose Wood, O
Martins Ferry, Ohio. Murphy is extrava
CANT in hrs tastes in wanting rOse-wOOd 4
ornament his kitchen.-(:alos Free Press.
Its bed room he want the Rose Woo
set ior. Ottoman object to that?
The race Of creatures who call thei
wives their ladies" on the hotel registers
il becoming extinct NY. HeInd
} How about the race Of creatures who cal
their ladies wives on the hotel registers
Are they petering out too?
J Churches grow NASTY while the minis
Ter il away on vacation, like the religion q
the members.
j This can be avoided BY keeping OH
windows open toward Jerusalem"
4 Miss Sallie Standwaite il the travelin,
agent Of the Indian Htruid, and delinquen
suhscribers have already learned tina
the amount Of write that girl vii
stand il not 20 remarkable As her name i'm
plies. Nevertheless, the last thing they "a!
in addressing her is waite.
i The discussion in reference to the shoot
ing Of M.shal Ney, Is getting very common
With the Ney- bo-es.
/ Musk will drive ilies out Of house j
Won only use enough Of it.-Gh1~- i%moera'
But you musk not use It to excess.
"On Dangerous Ground" in three Ian
guaees, in announced by Phila'islphi'
puhlisher.-HdrpSr's Wsskiy.
One language is enough f.r that sort o
thing