Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1877-06-16

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piled. live gct my faults, Ut e,surse.
tut I've gt wealth here in ms wallet, aud
mere in the bank. Please call me Pete,
and I'll Call YOU Dolly"
"You great villain. what are you say
ingi" she howled, as she sprang up.
Don't. Dolly, don't" he protested, as
he waved her down. Il expected n rea-
sonable amount Of coyness, and am glad
To see it, but don't he nervous, my lus-
cious harvest apple. Ii We can come to
an understanding, I'll buy Shakespeare
and we'll read Hamlet together, for l
think you have taste for the drama as
well as myself"
"You are drunk-yOu are crazy-get
out o. herew
snow, Dolly, is that the right way-to
advertise for an apprentice and then call
the applicant names and order him out9"
"You-you apply9" she gasped.
"Certainly, my dear tulip blossom.
saw the little joker in your advertisement
in second. You didn't want to come
out and advertise for husband, and so
used the word apprentice. Pretty good,
Dolly. l admire sharpness ina woman.
How d" you like me, anyhowr'
"You old rascal--yOu villain-I'll call
the police! l don't want husband-I
won't have one-I'll have you arrested -
"Dolly, don't you want q husbanda" he
soberly asked, looking greatly amazed.
mo, sirl"
"Then why didn't you say at the end of
your advertisement: NO husband want
edl' You shouldn't have raised these
wild, hopeless hopes in my throbbing
breast. A man Of my age is liable to COM
NIT suicide when the reaction takes
place."
"Gct outp she exclaimed, as she rushed
around the room.
lis there no hope, Dolly!"
"Get Quit"
"Won't my cherry blossom bid me
hang my bat on at least one faint hope"
"Policew she screamed, ~ she started
for the street door.
"I'll go out, Dolly, my chromo-of
course Ill go; but you shouldn't have
fooled me. I'm getting old and rheu-
matte and rackets in the knees, and this
thing may kill me. Dolly, is there no
h-o.a-p that your heart will change be-
fore noon2"
She flung two bustles and spring hat
at him, and crowd was gathering as he
lodged out. He walked to the next cor
ner, wiped out his eyes, and he looked
really sad, as he leaned against the lamp
post and unused:
IAN apprentice with big A, a MILL
ner with big NJ, and feel disappointed
with a big d. Such things only hasten
me to the grave"
AN EoLIAN HARP.-"As @olian harps
are now popular in some Quarters" saws