The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1877-09-20
You've men go in on Sunday
and look at Mas satellites.

YOUNG men go in on Sunday-evenings
and look at Mas satellites.
"THE tune that the old COW died on "
must have been written in beef-hat.
"GEETLEMEN, I introduce you TO my
friend, who isn't as stupid as he appears
to be" introduced friend, with vivaci-
ty-'That's precisely the difference be
tween my friend and myself. "
WHEN a young womon makes up her
mind that a hen shall not sit, snd the
hen makes up her raind that she will,
the irresistible meets the immOvable, and
every law of nature is broken or per
verted.
IT makes a boys heart sick as the
winters wood begins to loom up1n steadl-
Iy-growing piles in the backyard, and he
sees his mother making preparations for
organizing him into ga working-m
party. "-Ha5Ukege.
Poor people will be gratified to learn
that quails are liable to cause inhamma-
ton of the bowels to those who eat them.
Toast on which quails have stood should
not be left where children can get hold
of it.-Danbury Nc1cs.
THE man who thought TO drive this
Office to the wall by stealing the shears,
by gracious, what is he respectfully in
formed, anyhow? Without those shears
we feel sort of dazed ike.-OR City Der
rick.
A MEMBER of an American club OBJ
iscted to the publication of the list of
the meeting nights of the club, I" be-
cause" he said, if it's published, we
married men will have to account for the
off nights" The motion to publish WAS
lost.
In the Mount Auburn cemetery, BOs-
ton, is a lot containing five stones, one
at each corner and one in the center.
The latter is inscribed: " Our Hus-
band, " and the others respectfully bear
NV I Wife. " " My IT Wife, My III
Wife, " My " Wife"
THE gala days at Savannah, Ga, are
on the occasion of the review of the u.
5. troops. There are at present three
soldiers there, by which the city IL gar
risoned, and when they dress up and
come out for q show a thrill of excite
ment runs through the city.
ACCORDING to the most recent statis-
tics, the inhabitantsOn the earth number
/ ,423, 917 900, or twenty-eight persons to
every square mile of surface. London is
the most denselv packed spot of popula-
ton, containing 3,4S9, ,42S souls, more
than some continental Kingdoms.
HERE is a conundrum which we do not
remember to have seen in print: Why
is q pig looking out of a second-story
window like the moon? Because he
looks round. If anybody triumphantly
retorts that the moon does not look
round, you can reply that the pig dosen't
either.
IT is thought that Brigham Young
ought to have recovered from his attack
of cholera morbus, but when it came to
fighting with twenty-seven women, each
one with a different kina of mustard
plaster, for her dear husband, and a new
kind of herb tea it was too much for
hIm. Every woman laid her plaster
where there was room, and the prophet
went down to his grave like sandwich.
---Hdlcbeye.
A JUVENILE test of prayer: Not long
ago two little girls in the west filled their
shoes at night with corn, and then PRAYED
that God would turn their corn into
money. The next morning, when they
looked into the matter, their shoes were
shoes and their corn was corn. At this
failure their faith was shaken, or ratbers
as one of them expressed their feelings
We were rather Epunky when we found
the corn just as we left 1t, and no
/ money
THIS is the scientific way: off a man
| falls asleep in the sitting posture with
his mouth open, his jaw drops; the
tongue not being in contact with the
hard palate, the suctorial space is oblit-
Grated the soft palate no longer adheres
| to the roof of the tongue; and, If respir-
alton can be carried on through the
mouth, the muscular curtain begins to
vibrate." And this is the popular form
| q IF man doesn't keep his mouth shut
when asleep, he will snore."
| IN the North Carolina supreme court.
| recently, Col. Edwards, of Granville,
who is distinguished for his courtesy,
in the course of his argument made quo.
| tations from an opinion delivered by the
| chief justice, saying, the learned Judge
| in that case said" etc. Thereupon the
chief Justice, who puts little value on
compliments, requested him to "drop
the learned Judge" What shall cail
him, may it please your honor ?" asked
! Col Edwards. Call him the Judge. {"
said the chief justice. 1t was but
| moment before another quotation was
needed thereupon Col. Edwards. with
his politest bow and blandest smile.
said: The judge in that case held.
ETC. / shall not, may it please yeur
honors, a second time commit the error
Of ca1Iipsr him the Iearpad ;udr,o -