The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-03-01
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regular bs~l.faefa
"a tart temper never melIows vi'h
AZ. aud sharp tongue is the only
sdsea tool tba stowskeeuer With con.
.sant use
~. has t.cru inieued that Dp Den
vasdt opposed 10 sherry eobblers,
tom . fcmafk Ne once made Sirsws
may h eiy ilie tasireiasuts Of happi.
ness
There vas a reward offered the
otiier dsy iot tie recovery ola large
leather ladies travelling bag Wbesh-
Il o. not ,he large leatter lady has got
il back bas not been stated
You cant drink 20 much brandy
with irnyniiy, said New York physic
ian TO gosty patient. Perhaps not
with impaaily, doctor but With .
li'tle peppermint | fancy ! can 60 T.,
was Abe serengfcply
Fancy the horror OF a man when
the new phonetic telegraph sends bis
wifes voice shtieking through the
lodge room with the familiar cry, You
old brutsl come straight home or that
front door vii! be bolted.
Why in the world don't you go to
work. inquired citizen Of a lazy Eel
low who was trying TO borrow some
money Of him Go to workY echoed
the man. bow can d. anything till
j know FOR cerlaiu ~ho Is going to
BE- the next President!
What we want il nsw men and
new measures, said politician to an
old la key. Yes. dats 90, boss, SAIL
the aueiant African, de grocery man
Doesn't give Us bnt bout nine quarts
to lho peck aud goes ia ter de new
measure Yoa bet
Ma jlol tae parties discharged
thcir pistols without elect, whereupon
one Of the seconds interlorred aud pro-
posed that the combaian,s should
shake hands. 1oihis the other second
objected ~ unnecessary, for. said he
their hands have been shaking this
bali hour
Erasmus, who was Of sickly
constitution. ant had. therefore. Oh
tanned dispcusation for the eating Of
ilesh in times Of abstinence, being re.
preached By the Pope for not obsery.
ing Lent, replied. ] assure ysur Holi
ness that my heart is Catholic one,
but confess have Lutheran stom.
ach
"A Boston lawyer named Robinson
thinks II ueediul 10 Cow eeed by all
waters. aud SO be- bias note-ptpef brand.
cd with scripture texts The other
day, he had occasion TO write fora fav.
81 from hief Ju.tice Gray iaud he NJ.
luckily used a sbeel beaded, Ye are al
bought with 4 price He didn't get it.
~ cuzen Of Indiana having occa-
ZION to 90 home rather unexpectedly a
few nights ago caught gentleman
acquaintance 10 the act Of kissing bis
~iie. On relating the circumstances
10 a friend be was asksd il be punished
the guilty couple, and replied No.
not exactly. bat they must have seen
from the way slammed the door that
/ sas not satisfied
Couldn't yoh give me something
to DOL asked poor boy at a Michigan
shiagle factory the other day No
said the owner, We ara all full now
The boy looked sad aud was about to 60
away when bright idea seized upon
hin, aud ,arsiag TO the owner. he IL.
0uifed,, Don't yod need = boy 70 test
shipglcs olg Bot even then tile lad
could g,t 30 position. FOR the man had
a boy 81 bis own
The last capillary song il ouly
gray hu6 fliSiiaei i1et when bis
wife whose owu haif Is short aud red
came tocSAnige ], more closely. che
cav that il was yellow as saffron, and
nearly three feel ioeg. She knew 10
= minute where il camc from aud be-
fore he could lssia e explain bow j,
s0t an the shoulder n his coat. The
air MAS ~ fall 81 his own hair that be
though, osa " pfot Tees cyclones
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