Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-09-08
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

The milk of human kininess will
sour in time.
Sugar cane grows in sort of INIT
stalk company.
The retired ON libus horse is II
bus -steed animal
There are more good sayings than
doings in this world.
The rinderpes' is aused by water
melon rinds on the sidewalk.
A loafer makes the best sort of fish
erman when he is not too tired.
The secoad thoughts are best if
they are sober second thoughts.
Mr. Evarts thinks Bret Hart has
more talent than he can manage.
Gov. Holiday, of Virginia, is a six
footer; but he has only Que hand.
Victoria's speeches are delivered
in tolerabIy good Queens English.
No Frenchman knows how many
Keely moters make ii mile In a min
ute.
It appears that Chicago notion
dealer had notion to run away with
100000.
Wutermelons are SO big in Texas
that small boy has to go twice to
sod one OF them.
When Boston girl gets two gold
fish 8 and II frog she calls her glass
jr an acquarium.
Joyce, released from the Missouri
penitentiary, is a man who wrote
poetry after he became OF age.
The P ,terson silk weaving strikers
seem determined to oblige American
women to wear imported silks.
The man who would be considered
wise should never give an opinion
until he has carefully estimated what
his opinion is worth.
Nine Janauschek and NJ. Fechter
will not act together. NJ audience
can endure two such English lam
guage manglers at the same time.
1t is frequently reported that this
or that man supports the Administra-
ton. Bv this time the Administra-
ton should be able to support itself.
Taking a vote on cars is m"re or
less popular. All those in favor of
giving seats to ladies will please
stand up. The contrary minded will
sit still. 1t is vote.
An English doctor says that
strong, passionate love will bring ON
heart disease, and it therefore stands
us all in hand to love mildly, and
with great deal of lethargy.
He was from Picton, Canada, and
he came t. Detroit for the first time.
As he looked at the telegraph wires
he said: "Wny do you make Your
wire fences SO high Free Press
Ex MinisterSchenok has purchased
farm near Council Bluff, Iowa.
Those who knew INN in England ms
the author of small hand-b ok
wonder if he will still counsel bluff
In poker playing.
Az American after dining at u
London restaurant, paid AIS oill and
was about leaving, when the waiter
suggested that the amount did not
iaciude the waiter. "Ah!' sa d the
man, "but | didn't eat the waiter!'
The press has been completely sold
by the story of Jenny Lind, ut fifty
six, with new baby. j. appears
thar some joker put in circul I'll III an
undated letter written hy Jenny Lind
twenty years ago. Fathers ot fami-
lies should not have been 50 sold.
A moral philosopher says: "Let
our convenlences give way to our
neighbors' necessities, and our neces-
sites give way to our neighhor's ex-
tremities." A tramp says tnat the
latter clause has often struck him as
a bootitul gem, full of truthful force.
The Hilton Sellgman aff'ir, AS
Swings Alliance sees it, Mot many
years ago, upon the gates of Euro
'pean towns there were notices that
no Jew must enter the place; but all
this declined aud declined until it
has reached little placard on sim
gle tavern.
An injunction has been issued iu
favor of the llelmbold manufactur-
ing company on the plea that II. T.
Helmbold has no right to the use of
his own name. 1t will soon be diff
ticult to tell what rights man can
claim in this legal world. 1t was
long since decided that Booth could
MT take Booth AWAY from Booths