The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-11-27

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Which one Of our snb<crihers il going
to bring ns nice little ri. for a years
suhrcripii"n ?-tGn'os .ldrpc",e.
Dunno. Getting loncsome S1ural again
III the gentleman who comes in tow
SUNDAYS to attend churrh. will please tie
his mule somewhere besides on the side
walk nearly opposite the Cumberland
church. he would cunier favor upon the
ladics, wlo in coming home from church
are Obliged Ia go in the street and give the
mule the sidewalk. Ii il j. there next sun
day, ! mn very much afraid the owner will
m obliged tn i..,t IL honIr--fTsfya .lsiro
..rse.
Always the way. Always the way. They
never kin let a mule enjoy himself. even "a
Sunday
Mag" should MT lie betrayed into the
weak device at muiilsiing q paragraph in
order To lerl~,rale very thin j"ke Wesai.
the lerch IA. six inches in length" Tote
fair, you magnolia hunter.-.jcgs.s.s Ci,y
7iLsss.
AMI We say \ perch amt six inclses--ii'.
lG! feet, ii We ,i'c Tor il. And = joke 10!
ieet aint thin, uhcr. d" ther. your
-elf. You're another.
4 .,
I've hrst ." inauxuraie the penny move
ment. "-Ciatoa idcocass.
The mxn with the most sense.
Every mechanic, every teacher. and
every Intelligent man should take the
!Sriessiie -i@esio,a.
Aud when he comes around with hi.
rev patent churn, stake" that scicr,iic
American and kill him.
This don't appear to he COOL season
! Tor theatrical Combinations and travelling
trNups. They are going to piece. IN every
direction.
Well. they make their living by spices"
Says the "wise man :" ''Seess thou a
man diliyrnt in business, he shall stand
before king
Jus: like the derne,l fool. But the other
ielI"w will have straight flush.
The policemen's ball on the 2lss will
doubtless he q grand success.-X. .SoS Htr.
aid.
We hope ~. \ policeman's ball ought
To hit-once in \ while.
"A Roman correspondent Ut the Paris
Cnirere says that lis HOLMES Pope Plus
IN. Is about To give journalists ~ their pa
tron the newly declared hrtor IL the
Church, 81. Francis Of Sales.
Bully: Now we've gut . pairor. How
much money has Mr.. S4les got! Sales
Sales. That sounds familiar. Oh, yes,
Newspaper sales. Good-patren, too. Hello:
old Sales! Shake.
First knock-slown tor the CITY Council
-EsasrpT,se- Hsisor.
How much did they steal?
III there il any one thing more than
another that we do love il u IN have the
cork ny out Of our ammunition bostle lust
- the dog Anshes 4 quail. L.. = good
thing for the quail idTskM hnncsof.
VOC bet it's geui thing Tor the quail.
II it got one Whit of the brand you carry,
il would have been dead q.
"A Shanghai hen never feels perfectly At
home until tie prudent housewife has scis.
sosed of six inches 81 her tail and tied .
piece OF red flannel in her wipg.-Mars&aH
DsNoeraf.
Please explain. We want to know which
Was >rissoreti and who g., the red '.Aasnin."
We have patiently studied the con.
undrum OF J. D. Brown, OF the n. X.
4 T., which il propounded under the
bead Of my Soney" in the hope Of getting
. chrome. or 6ne tooth comb, or some
thing. lie says:
Two per.ous sseppinG aboard the sleep
ing car ~Sedalia," they approached each
other from opposite ends 81 the car, and
net in the centre; both dropped their
satcbela; one said To the other. II am your
soa, bat you are not my father" Now, the
query Il. wha, relation were they to each
other?
Dam6no. but we spec the fellow that
grabbed and made OF With both saichels
while they we're discussing II, knows al
about il.
THE woman who hesitates Il lost"
The man Who hesitases is lefI-Enaa.Ss.
The young men of Ciarkssville got
~left" - recent developments have demons
trasesi.
The "Paby's Best Friend i The most