Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1877-10-22
Nasty.
THE Presidents Northern Progress TIE
Corners Expresses Itself
CoNFEDRIT x ROADS \

w lCH Is IN THE OTATE OF hENTUCkY,
Sept. Is, 1877.
Yesterday the Corners wuz profoundly
shocked. Joe Bigler wuz over to Secess-
and wen he returned. he spred
the nooze that the frodulent President,
Hayes, wuz on Southern toor, and he'd
decided to make the Corners a visit
wuz profoundly alarmed. | he'd red
Nv ovashens he had received in the
South, and he'd wore mornin on my hat
for two days in conscience. The idee
Nv Dimocrats bowin the knee to this
Albashin Baal and doin him honor,
stung me to the quick. And to think
that he shood hev the impoodene to
come to the Corners, and undertake. to
conker the just prejoodisses Nv our ster-
lin Dlmocrisy-that Dimocrisy wich
never yit regarded time nor place-but
witch alluz remained troo to the cardi-
nal pints Nv Dimocrisy-that he should
come and try to corrupt them wuz too
much.
Suthin he'd to be did and that quick
ly. Bigler sed he wood be here the
next day, and convened meetin to-
wunst.
1t wuz sad occshun, | statid the OBJ
ilck in few words. Here wuz fraud
ulent President witch he'd bin goin over
the entire South Ablishin President
"a travlin thro Kentucky and Tennes-
see. and hedn't ez yit been killed. Not
so much ez single hiss or groan he'd
bin hurld at him. Kisses and groans
and bricks On the contrary this repre-
! sentative Nv the Ablishen sentiment Nv
the North he'd bin Toasted, and wined
and dined in the South, and by South
ern men !
He wuz comm to the Corners. Not
content with pollutin Louisville, he wuz
to continyoo his triumphel progress to
the Corners, and it wood be expected
that the Corners wood put its neck un-
der his yoke, and yelp hosanners to this
yooserper. Wood the Corners do it +?
(Cries of never never y With a Niger
in the Post-ofis, and Radikel in the
Collectors offs, wood the Corners con
slider itself satisfied ? Never The troops
hev bin Withdrawal from Loosianer, bu
so long ez them ofiises is KEEP from thu
Dimocrisy, the remembrances Nv fra
trisidle war still rankles in our buzums
(The cheers wuz so vOcifrus that
riz with the occashun.)
the Dimocrisy? Wat is Dimocrisy any
how? Hez the old sperit died out ? D
, them Kentuckians which are hurahil
, for Hayes realize the fact that he WI
electid by ablishn votes Do they re
member that his sword is rusted wit
Suthern blood, and that to SIGH ez hin
they owe the loss Nv their niggers?
, Are they still Dimecrats
Who is this Hayes
Does he believe in the last war wit
Great Britain.
Does he believe in the resoloshons u
'9S!
Does he believe in free trade.
. Does he believe that Jaxon wuz tn
), greatest NV Amerikins, and that tn
volunteers from Kentucky and Tennes
q see witch wuz at Moo Orleens are desery
E in Nv thanks at every Dimecratic cor
venshun?
i Ishe opposed to eternal improvements
9 and does he shout for free trade an
g saler's rites 2"
Is he in favor Nv the extenshun u
= slavery to the territories, and is he OF
:. posed to hersey Nv Douglass:
O Did he vote for secession.
a Does he believe in State rites, and
o he in favor Nv hard money Or ruthe
well, on the hard money question
N amt so pertikeler, but, sum it all up
is he Dimekrat.
Il And then l perposed the adopshen U
n the follerin resolooshens:
n Wareas, A frodulent President vic
is yoocerper, is making toor Nv Il
h South, and hez bin reserved with d
t. monstrashens Nv approval by Suthel
" Dimecrats, and --
# Wareas, The sed President is Pres
20 dent de fakto, and not President ,
90 jure.
w Deekin Pogram-"Parson, wat is
at fakto and de jury?"
bt I explained to the Deekin that the
= terms wuz Turin in their strukter. b
he'd bin yoosed in Eastern Dimecr
g. noosepapers, and must therefore be 90,
s. phrases, and that | wood explane e
70 to him at some fucher time, and we
ID on and deserves the reprobashep, i
Is Std Nv the applause. Nv all Dimecrat
b. and
Of Wareas. We Nv the corners, hev
he never heered that this yoorserper hez
er single one Nv the time-honored prin.
de pies Nv the Dimecratic party, but is
nd all respects bloody minded ablshni.
4 therefore be it
nd Resotced, That in antisspashen
his comm the Corners be dressed
mourning.