The New York herald., 1877-12-26
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Scamps are scampering.
oh, hang stockings, anyway.

Scamps are scampering.
oh, hang stockings, anyway.
Buffers brick gave some one bat.
No jokes explained alter the ink Is dry.
The railroad s the modern missionary
Mark TWAIN evidently overdid II this time
Boys were yesterday running the scales on 6sh
horns
David DAVIS doesn't want anybody to hit him below
the bolt
Probably the man who gets up church fair slows Is
an austere man.
THIS morning there are many converts to tho hard
up money theory.
Vice President Wheeler is .. his home In watertown
NY, spending the holidays.
Mrs General Sherman doesn't believe grape shot.
1t makes the enemy dance around too lively.
Mr. Bocchor is going new heaven, possibly
in order to compensate Tor the'Chicago Times.
Count lie suzanne Secretary Of tho French Lega-
tion at Washington, Is AT the Hotel Brunswick.
The Buffalo Express thinks that the best way to
help the temperance sop being treated.
That petrned man must have been made stoao blind
oy reading one Of Gail Hamiou's . poems to Hayes
ConKling fights for party; Blanc for the proper
geographical balance between the North ana tho
South.
Whenever tramp goes into Now Jersey town he
tros to fat,er tho inhabitants by asking the way to
Washington Headquarters
Worcester Press .-"A green Christmas makes a fat
goat, then the succuent old shoe ana oyster
are not hidden beneath the snow"
Senator Patterson lay in feeble condition during
yesterday. lie mad another attack OF vertigo last
evening, which relieved by opiates.
We entirely disagree with the Rochester Democrat
Kato Field does iovo wisely. She says she loves
many Of US, but will not marry any OF US
President Hayes has bought pair Of gray horses.
You see they mother white black so can.
not be accused OF belonging 10 either side In par.
ticular.
Now YORK Commercial :-"sls there q he'll y asks
Canon Farrar. Weli Canon, lust you got home from
tho lodge about A. N. without latch key and
Tor yourself"
To have crnnbcrres plump and firm stew them for
twenty minutes allowing half cup OF and two
cups OF sugar each quarLo fruis Do not thom
while they are cooking
Twenty ninth street boy telling another boy
yesterday, "Say Johnny, Santa Claus Is your father
! and motbcr.n Has this secret leaked out at last
| WHAT did you 80 ana tell forP
Perhaps with the best Intentions, but yet with In
discretion especially this time OF the year, the
Burlington Haot Eye says that lager corns II
advice OF kind everybody will be curing
coTns
London Fun. :" Browu-'Oh, ! say, AIRY. seer
Jones laieys Ho is cau,ion; buys up old pots and
chars and Smith---Rsshotic, chf' Brown
.Hes tnetsic, is ne? Perhaps he is. dunno; thero's
something tho matter with him."
Interview with Bob Toombs:-"Ycs, sir, l am going
to Paris 1t will DO tho third Exposition that have
attended in that city. attended the Exposition o.
1866 as SENATOR attended tho Exposition in 1857
refugee and am going tins gentleman. y
Wicked Chicago Times:- "Snd accident IN ST.
Louis. wnlIc a oang lady OF tnat city at work
ali, I'M cd n ms soui
for her thcscaaodng broke prccipitating her
violently TO the ground, and tho slipper won't down,
crushing two OF nor little sisters, whs chanced TO be
PLAYING under IL, to death"