Litchfield enquirer., 1877-08-09
CLIPPINGS.
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lt was all ln Iun.
 A Spanish proverbgsays, The man 2 ho on his wedding-day starts asmas heuten- ant in Ahea family,z Milissever z get pro noted"
 =, A little girl was suffering from the humps, and declared that she ''felt as to so lie ndRfIII[ITI VIII 6TaIn d Phiiadelpha court, the oths dsy a rman named Moisten was sdefendsd Ibg a lawyer nabped Goforth B is no ,hpusu. al thing to see lawyer and his client Goforth and Moisten.
 .5. It isn't absolutely -necessaEyw ta-carry more than one eigarAaba a time, .butif you have any extra ones it's well enough to slip them into an obscure pocket when you go among a crowd,9@aas1aHs
 A Cincinnati widow advertised "for every Christian in the city, teassend hsr. ten centsx She-realized twenty cents indi- eating Asnhhakpeeted large nnmber 2 of' Christians i'll that city.
 Illinois hung man in 1869 for murder, and now discovers that it wasn't the crim- inal at all. No great harm done. however. as he owned up to borrowing lawn mow- CT and keeping it for his trouble.
 Deacon Jones, inst deceased. had a very red nose. His widow thought it rather personal in the minister to begin his discourse. Another shining light has been taken from our congrega atiop. ."ex !" wx
 s.Do those bells sound an alarm of fire?a
 said stranger, the other Sunday, as the
 church bells were calling together the worshipper. ''Yes," was the reply, "but | the. fire is Tn the next world.D' 5@
 fsoThere is merchant possessing decided | ideas where the line of credit should be drawn who announces by placard n his
 show windpF on Broadway; I'm God we trust. AlF others are expected to pay cash"
 Lord Braxfeld's butler gave up his
 place because his lordship's wife, was al- was alRaya gco1ding him. Tiord Esahis l master exclaimed, ''ye've little to com
 plain of, ye may be thankful ye're not married to her."
 Pater familias; "To morrow is the tu-
 tors birthday; what can I get for pres ent?" Charley sfwho has been watching the dogs in the street): "Get h1m g mug I gle, papa; he is always biting the gover-
 ness in the cheek" ..',, 4.,,,.ls,f- .r | The Saritogion tells the following: "At the Delaware and Hudson station, yester
 day, a lady and gentl leman climbed up on
 either side of, ,tAe seven-foot picket Hence
 that extends through the acarde, to kiss
 between the piekets, but space forbade. I s "A Burlington preacher discoursing or Il Peter and Paul, remarked a few. 1gdays l Since that they were "good pair.' With
 out opening his eyes, the deacon in the first pew renarke ed; ,@ @t'..Taks the pot; acc
 highs all I've got. e<Iaar aaAwqJ.
 Dilapidations. -Architect:: "a 41Fwsho aa a ha,
 come down about the 'tRestoration"l tc ~E the pastor) ;1 Good deal of dry Tot .sabou ' -hsre?"r Garrulous pewropener:a aOhg sir
 it aint nothing to what there, is in z thu
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 TOurlforees are at war with thea "Look ling Glass, band of Indians. The tribe fl Enot composed entirely of squaws, { as Knight be supposed It is rumored tha
 the the troublearess T fren IF, the ssyssss csatip| | EFgs&T t.isla l The agricultural papers are publishing
 articles on ''How to Protect Melons.
 About the best plan is to hire a man witl 8 loaded gun and dog to watch the mel
 ons, or else raise each one separately in
 burglar proof safe. asE ot saiali
 When little Henry Augustus was l.repri
 mahded by. his father for throwing stone { at another boy. and told that hesmight b hanged some day if he was 'nota bette
 boy, the lad said he didn't care if h
 would be- "for then the papers woul' print my portrait. and the girls would sent me flowers in jail, and I'd go to heaven ,, :, and that d be bully."Esz-w HOT l. l. IF g ~fT rz gf"f Y nE r A gentleman not unknown Tn literar ! circles, was present at one of the Pope
 receptions. The holy father approache .. him and said You're American. Ar
 you a Catholic or a, Protestant?" ''Hol
 father" replied our friend, 1T am neithe i. "a Catholic nor a ProtestaNt; I'm joul r .nalist.' His Holiness laughed heartil ,, and moved on to some one else. ,s -f.teY : rWe1l, John, ? said a minister to oneso ssJ his hearers, 'I hope you hold family vol l shi p-14q gillariy?YI tsAye,.a n sir" 5answere Y John, in the time o'ryear IoAt." r.1 Gin tn time 0 year 'o't! What dye mean?''l lo' " Y F Eken, sir, we canna see in winter" "But x John. you should buy. candles ? ~s".Aye sir, ,p fephsd 'Jotan, Tbpt in that case IT pafraid the cost might overhang the pro1 B it.I SIS hus
 t Oh, who, would die, in, Summer rwhe t thetree4 are cletAsf1in greans When tn l. June bug warbles sweetly, and the grar l4 ger poles the ibeann when the, melon an 8 the collie hand in hand together go, fillin ..1 youth and lovely maidens with the i, Sweetness and their woe Swhen ice cream 9 and worms, and pienids reign supremel thro' the day, and The devil-and tn } doctor-at the midnight are, to pa ,s when the house-fy spells our vic 3 uals and mosquitosr fspoilour slee !, I've would think no more of d, ? ing 1-than we, twould of stealing sheel :, and we wouldn't steal sheep-oh. ,noC e Aiedfofd IRis.g lNeaOs 9t1o iLGO