The Osceola times., 1877-12-15

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| . up - ths eAina eupbsasa ~ ooo;
| Ths covers shs Inn fisa tks sugss- bowls,
| rhs sweet, white lung ehs r.t0es and rolls,
Bat thoush tAsSs str nsas psps's tall hst,
| They viii not - much - heb toward that.
she moves he aishss, but baby 10 not
| In the crsan.p pitcher, nor IN the teapot;
And .he snsi. her Iasds sad sss.ps On The Aess.
rAs, s..sl VITA i sS.ir s Sc. 70 % pspss tall hat,
Though the svsstest d nurmurs come iron thaa
Ths chil6rsn joln In The funny distress,
iii mamma, iii sudden, With swift cares.
Mskss pouaes risht 1swn % the tall blact hat.
And bsiin out H. baby fro. usdes thst.
And M, !. ~. "a, =, !, sssY sss I.,s s..s ,a.ss
TSs chiidrss would dhs . W every Day.
BLEssED ID the man who never mys his
mothers pies were better than his wile's.
DIo LEWIS has turned up again. This
time be wants straw pillows for babies.
MILK river IL In Massachusetts,. They
named It Mix becaute milk ID about the
same thing u watsr.
THE pops's eldest brother died at ninety,
his mother ct ninety-sight, and his grand
iather at ninety-three.
HABBERTox accounts for the foolish-
ness Of the small boy. The small boy
he'd father, and this father was once
small boy himself"
THE Chicago Journal says: When .
man imaginss that be b prophet and .
philosopher he takes TO long hair and .
dirty overceat."
Two million years ago, bird twelve
feet high was promenading along The bank
Of the Connecticut river, and Prof. Hitch
Geek he's just discovered iss trackh
CANNIsALs prefer 10 eat women Of
about sixteen 70 twsnty.tour years OF
axe, and invariably roast that delioacy,
bat people over 6fty are generally boiled.
-DW CAaslhs.
FAITH IL sometimes peTsonihed SAed
drenchAd female clinging TO lk would
rock but better peFsonle. : hottie Of
be bald-headed man b~J'-
patent hair restoFs.. "a .,.,..A half
GlvE the man who wasa,s Ssss siss md he
an hour tS,sit .dqge. us snd ssnsI'' ' ,.ssons rss
will present twgll hkf
Why he was left ouv
also assure you tha,
stand much longer.
MR. WATTRRsoN tells In his Lecture
q Misuiauippian who was asked whether it
was worth while N carry pistol: "WelI,
stranger" he answered, you mout move
about Tor q year and not want II, and
then again you mout, and, II you do need
II, you will need II powerful"
IT Il said the eucalyptus tree 10 ex-
| tremely useful In checking tho ravages Of
iire and that shineies made Of this wood
are hre-proof A tree Of this species 10
still Aourishing after being exposed 70 the
great hrs In San Francisco In 1876. II II
claimed that such trees would b valuable
n ssaisting the spread Of Are In citiss.
- ~ .EoSnsspsohats, Whose wardrobe
and pisntine S an snpsy =: s.s.ss. ssss.ssss.ssssS:
ON tie counter, said: :" Gins s1e Il.
cohol 70 clean silver with" "All right"
responded the dealer In wet goods, :" lett
ses your silver" Boston Butlesfs.
DENTON, Texas, has . dsspsFado ol
African descent named Faust, whoss
ideas Of fun are rather peculiar. Cock
ina 4 pi.tol on divine, be made him gel
down on his hands and feet, bleat like q
shesp. and compelled him to butt an oal
. tree until he made the acorns iail
. MephiAtopheles will run Oh with tha
, fellow some day,
II An old colorsd lady Of one Of the bscl
! counties s,ngs all the good cid Methodist
} hymps, but she gets them mixed some
} times. She dugs:
"svest prcupssss svsst birds and sweet Aovsr
; Have ii lcst thslr swsssssn bat ma"
: An another:
D "Am Ia shoulder Of Ne hos,
4 quarter Of lamb"
! She means all right, though, bIess he
: good heert.
. BELxoNI, many years ago, told thi
b aid story Of the carnival at Lisbon.
i mask n the merry crowd threw au 0rang
~ the carriage of the Turkish embasea
e der. which struck him In the lace an
. that ,dienitary, after short delay, ~
y peared before the Portuguese minister
. joreisr aaEAirs to complain Of the indil
% nifty thus publicly s6sred him. "Oh,
% said the minister, such 10 the custom (
b IL country On there occaiOna and
n hops your excellency wiA pardon II.
70 I" rs Il co." answered the Turk, politel!
% /" but l was sbout TO odd, when 20
d ,uterrupted me, that Immediately Dire
1t nv pistol and shot the fsllsw dead, 4
70 tGst u the custom Of our country, and
d have NO doubt, from the Eemsrk that 70
d have just nads thst you will lloverlook It
o1 o1 or young man who snokss: N
= never lady pFes his lips, his peo0esl
!. love returning. who maess furnace
II mouth, and keeps BIZ chimney bar
Z, ~. Nav each true woman shun }
" sisht, Sof fear his fumes would cho!
= her; and none but thoss who ms q
= Tweed have kissss for naeksr.-t
y Y. MALL All that b thrown ava
10 Not only do high-toned women mar
smokeul, but they are nger = G.t chev
eu,s Whoever has o1cs got Z Whit #
Z. tohacco-chewq's breath nay Aeve p
N + tconpsebenst4 Of the stseagth d
81 VoSsn'i lov3 United foe hfe b : fos
r. hags quid, q hreathes it, exhalstip