The Benton record. [volume] (Benton, M.T. [Mont.]) 1875-1879, 1877-08-31
CIRCULAR NOTES.

When she wants soda.water with some
tbing II i more stimulating than ginger.
Eshe calls for sarsaparilla with . wink in i.
The f.ipoest fool IL the world is dead. I
Told his motber.in.law she lied. Did ii
with her little skillet
Just as soon as 1 country town is cd
enouoh to have srown a big hill. it is I'D
yeF1;ssa IS THE Switzerland Of America. >
Gamblers IN India. when other diver
#siaas tall. bet on the weather.
Dynamite is made by making seventy
Eve ner cent. Of nitro.g teerine with /
twenty-five Der cent. Of powdered sand.
IN a late style Of marriage announce
ments. only tie names 81 tie bride ard
..l.rgy,n..n appear. AS civilization
advances, the groom becomes Of less and
less innortsnce on such occasions.
4 pivnna.b pa m4a recently receiv.
ii l4f,ar con NO f.ino as faJloWs; "Dear
- i / with the greatest pleasure that
rake n,x nan = hand ! lei YOU know that
oa,,t nav ran that money now"
ga;fa wants . evelone AMI an earth
on.ka She's pot ,nosaa;tas that carry
arummers off to the woods. out Of the
ao,els and bleed ,4m
:, t,a con oi,s;a, of trae,;c account Of
~ ~ 5,li;an ;,,to
,of 80 -. - Et.,,csr
h,ra.oh n.,a, aa.a,a. ], -. III,
-. c,.;a, ..,,,.1a5 ~ 9, a..r,;,.. Francb
-. -...bro - axtricsta Inn,
i london naner nrints the follow;no
!; o,lar notice .-Iba attendance at the
) xad.i.o of NJ Smart and Miss Jones
ves,.r,sv he;ng 50 1,rye for the beDe6t. ot
: 10 49,, friends nn.alp u aa;, admit
,.z,.a ,,.a .ara.., an = ", !, bz ranfatedn
Misson,; nsnsr !, ;ves y.ry pathetic
/ ....eonnt al . M, x.a.,.w.s .'nursued
, r4r,,tr RI seven states by remorse aid ;,
.: ), !, .s - .,a4
so1i'y eo'oete1ie0' =
whether he was oyeftaken ot not: Stlil The
4 Iztt.,lag4 IS very f.e.
/ Yonsyc nan. i ,ou wake m suddes1, ii
ne ,.,abf aas s.,. ] ssxsn-Isot u4an stanl-
! ,np over your bed, that's 1ot til. li.l.jaa.s.
{ rs burglar
i At. i; sbionable veddfar n Enelaad.
IN otaer oay. > beautI.as child ol tiv,
.zsr. .cttd - chief bridesmaid, and wore
whIEe foulard irock, trilnneu with torei..
j .. lace, aud chip hat With long white
J. Gather.
; Gasher. On being reproved By his wife
!. for drinking to many miut iulapg. replied,
s..nfentious5y, ats the last straw that
d breaks the sammer's back
e In Paris there has been opened a new
. restaurant. at whose door stands a physl.
:, can. He examines into YOUR health, aud
: pfeser.bes your dinner.
;. Mr.. Born died at Adrian, in the State
: Of Michigan, a few days ago:
a How wonderful is honest man
s. '. Mhoza We . sfo re- ca.lsa to - N @ urn -
IS ns died when he was L.vrn.
>. A man VINO will give his six-year,old
son 4 loaded revolver 10 play with has one
j OF the following objects in view: He either
e wants the boy to kill himself, Of else be
:. wants him to kill his mother,
ID Inauisi1Ive Reader.-No. The Orange
n men are not natives of Florida,-PAila
a Bulletin
IN A young Highland doctor spends hi:
as leisure hours in practising on the bagpipes
and passersby, thinking an amputation !.
soiag on iuside, are deluded as to tht
T number Of the mans patients.
y Many a sweet girl, with tender, lovin5
O. eyes, says the Hawkeye, has wept ava,
a the moments Of loves young dream, Will
* the young man who was to tell her al
IS, about it is pleading with the liver5-st1b.t
man, trying to hire four dollars worth q
) horse and buggy for a dollar and half.
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