Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-07-21
OFFICIAL PAPER or LYON COUNTY.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.
Gail Hamilton is 40.

Gail Hamilton is 40.
Martial lore--Army records.
Bakers knead their own bread.
Maid of money-A young heiress.
The song OF the jailbird is in many
bars.
Good suits for bald-headed men
Mo'hair
The babouche boot for ladies has
pointed toe.
Lightning pever strikes twice in
the same place.
Mary ]. Happy of New York has
married Mr.. Sad.
Black silk stockings are embroi-
dered with white silk floss.
When ought mariners have truitl
When they stem the currents.
Lawyers should sleep we'll. 1t is
immaterial on which side they lie.
A lonely Keokuk bachelor wants
to adopt girl baby not less than 8
years old.
Mormonism is now over 4 years
old, having been born on the 9th of
April, 1880.
Teutonlc lady to horse-car condnc-
tor-Ven | wants to get out, dots
Dover sthreet.
81 see hand you cannot see."-
chamberlain. Whose pocket is il
in now, Danicl2
Ben. Wade is in excellent for man
of II, and he can swear blue streak
over Hayes policy.
1t is well to closely examine the
festival short-cake to see il it has
strawberry mark on its left arm.
The United States Solicitor Gen
eral has decided that it is not legal
to advertise in Sunday papers.
Secretary McCrary has Mormon
brother whose name is Memory. Hc
should not forget him just now.
The bashful man who asked his
-girl if her tavorite beverage wasn't
'|'pop," was referred to her pepper.
Oliver p. Morton hopes to keep
, out of trouble this summer by re-
naming IN Oregon and California.
1t is chalking the end of billiard
cues that is sapping the energies of
the young men of the present genera
ton.
To read some peoples handwrite
makes man feel as if he were
going up rope ladder for the first
time.
Joseph Seligman and his family
have gone to Europe TO attend the
golden wedding of Mrs. Seligman's
mother.
Postal cards are now returned to
the dead letter office if they are not
called for. They are held sixty days
and then burned.
Abram s. Hewitt, whose name
might have been heard once or twice
during the Presidential campaign,
has gone to Europe.
If new mode of female horse
manship was introduced it would
bust this pull-back system of dress
wearin' higher'n a kite.
An architect, examining a church,
said it was very much dilapidated.
at Is nothing to what there is the
pulpit" said the pew-opener.
."But pass" said a minister, in
dismissing one theme of his subject
to take up another. "Tnen | make
it spades" yelled sleepy euchre
player in the gallery.
The time is at hand when a young
man with only ten cents in his pock-
ct vainly tries to lead his girl to the
side of the street most remote from
ice-cream and temptation.
An Irishman, seeing a heavily laden
vessel, and scarcely above the wa
ter's edge, exclaimed, upon my sowl,
if the river was little higher, the
ship would go to the bottom
"How many children have you2"
asked one friend of an old acquaint-
ance. "Well, l have five, but they
were eating cucumbers when l left
home, and they may be all doubled
up now.
When President Hayes got to Rhode
Island he said: "Now, friends, | have
come to look at your beautiful State
where is it2" "Excuse me SIR" re-
piled a polite citizen, "but you are
stepping on 1t now; it is right under