The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-01-26
THE JUDGES DEBUT.
WHAT JUDGE BRADY KNOWS ABOUT APPETITE

WHAT JUDGE BRADY KNOWS ABOUT APPETITE
AND DIGEsTIoN-A SPICY LECTURE.
Al Chickering Hall last evening a large audience
assembled to witness the debut OF Judge Brady as
lecturer. The honorable gentleman was introduced
by the President Of the Young Mems Hebrew Assoca
ton who spoke of him In tho most audatory terms, Of
his unblemished reputation, his legal acumen
and ABOVE all OF his eloqusnce and ready
humor The Judge stepped forward most modestly
when he was about TO DO introduced, bowling umidly
and assuming 10 the lie all tho symptoms of the timid
novice who would thank heaven for the floor to open
and hide himself and his embarrassments at the Same
moment The tex OF the lecture was the words or
health all" Appetite and digesuon. said tho
judge universal, affecting the poor man as we'll as
the r,cn the fool as we'll AZ the philosopher They
may be responded TO- in different ways; bu.
luxurious sauces, and there with but a cup OF
water And, after all, do the nxngs amount to muchf
II hunger Is The best the poor mans crust
tar richer and pAatabc than the thousand mys-
terious compounds Of tho epicureS II there was no
appetite how much there wns0f the romance OF tera.
ture which would novcr have existed. There could
have been lsaak Walton, NO Nimrod and alas the
day for the rising generation, no Buffalo Bill loud
iaugher Let us 60 back said, through the history
OF the world and wander through OF the banquet
halls deserted OF Egypt and Rome and sunny, whey
Franco.
First Egypt 5000 years ago, and there we find tho
guests washing and Amounting preparing Tor the feast
as one OF tho greatest duties OF their lives The BAN
quet hall is carpeted with flowers, the wine bowl 10
crowned them and in the hand OF evcry guest Is
cluster CT lotus flowers. The men drank freely at
these easts, but the women were confined TO cup OF
.Soe es Of Or the Women and
allopathy for the bmen" (Laughter.) But there Is
another point In which we are not so ready TO follow
their example, A mummy was exhibited before the
feast TO remind the guests Of their immortality. to
excite them 10 friendly feelings and to encourage
have not yet united Greenwood Cemetery said the
Judge, lugubrously, 'with the canvas back"
PUN THE JUDGE WOULD RRvRAL IL HE COULD.
A. all banquets oysters the opening dish, and
this said the judge reminds me OF story certain
Engiishman wanted friend to recommend him some
you you eat OF them The more hungry you will be"
Well the advice was takon, and our friend managed
SAID, IL - am AFRAID / ' cam. be we'll. Tor
Pm not hungry as was." (Laughter) With this
the lecturer passed to Rome whose banquet halls we're
fitted up with elegance almost SURPRISING DelicL
The tables werc Of CEDAR richly adorned with silver
and gold. Fountains arranged to scatter flowers
through which tho tables could DO raised AMI lowered
and guests surprised with the thousand novel
ties the host had prepared lor them =, e.,
ing OF the green' was not prohibited IN those days.
Practical joking was the chief feature Of the Roman
feast, Tor II was known then as we'll as now that iun
Is the charm Of liie You would DO handed the most
delicious looking apple; touch It and shower OF SAT-
from would he poured upon you Abroodlna hon would
be placed tho table aud the uninitiaed would DO
REMEMBERS TWO GOOD STORIES
Every ono drank 10 his sweetheart from goblet
crowned with roses cup 70 every letter OF her name
that the sweetest part Of II all The expense o'
these feasts were prodgious Heliogabalus who
ought have been called Hellogobaius spent $40 0OO
on his supper every night. Here the Judge remem'
bered another story. Mrs. So and had been waiting
for her husband half the night, At last she heard
him come. Down stairs she started, not 70
scold him, woman ever does that, said
the Judge with q serious air, but 10 assist
| him to his vrtuous couch. He was not in the par
lor nor In the drawing room; but ~ last she came
| upon HIM IN the kitchen. Tho worthy man wal
| sitting ON tho floor with pitcher OF wAtor on ont
side and his hat between his legs full OF red herring
| He was going to mako an aquarium, so he was
| (Roars OF iaughtcr) Then there was another
| story OF an ambitious Yankee who aspned Z
the State Senate. Like q certain man we've read ol
he gave 500 Tor the inhuence of friend His hope
| were high, and no most willing parted with the money
| But when the returns cxme In no found lie had bu
| three votes lie had at once rushed to his friend
.See here, l'vc but three votcsl" "Havc youy'' wa
| the reply LET me You voted Tor yourself and
voted Tor you, but who, In thunder, was the othc
| foo?" -,
All these stories and many moro were told IN IN
| droost manner imaginable by the lecturer, and,
last 10 tho evident oil the audience the JUG
| closed by wishing that whenever they dincd the
might give q thought TO him. AS lecturer the Juog
| made q decided HIT, and pleasantcr evening Gel
tainly, judging IRON the way the audience seemed
:. enjoy tho treat afforded them, WAS never spent IN
lecture room by the large audience that crowded "