Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1877-09-05
Vas Bender HensDecked F.!
Aurora n eWs.

Any shentlemen vot will 90 round be-
hind your face, and talk in front of your
back about som ethings, vas a shvindler.
[ heard dot Brown says week before next
about me | vas q henspeclSed husband.
Dot vos a lie De proof Of de eating vas
in de buildings am married twenty
year already, und [ vas yet not bald
headed. don't vas oonder some petty
goats governments; shtill | thinks it vas
better if a teller will insult nit his wife
und got her advices about lettings
or oder.
Dem American vomans don't know
something's nefer about his husbands
beesness, and when dem hart times
comes und not SO much money comes in
de house, dot makes not some Inference
nit her. Shtill she moost have vone of
de MISUNDERSTANDING hoop-skirt-betty-
goats, NIT every kind trimmings. Poorly
soon dot husband gets bankrupted all to
bieces. Dey send for de doctor and
When de doctor comes de man dies. Den
dat vomars vas obliged to marry NIT
anoder mans vot she don't maybe like
nit four or six shildrens, on account of
his first wife already, und possobably
vone two NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. second
handed, und de oder shtep-mudder-
outlaw. Den she says NIT herself, I
even wish dot vas dead a little"
Now if Chermans goes dead, dot don't
make pit of Inference. Nobody would
hardly know it, except maybe himself
His wife goes NIT de peesness on shust
like notings has happened to some
pody.
American vomans and Cherman vo-
mans vas a tifferent kind of peobles
For Instinct, last year dot same Teller,
Mr. Brown, goes NIT me in de butcher
peesness togeder. He vas American
man-so vas his wife. Veil, many time
When efery pebbles has got de panic
pooty bad, dot vomans comes to her
husbant und says she nooa have
money. Den she goes out riding nit
a carriage.
Vonce on q time, Brown says to me,
" Bender, wouldn't be henspecked"
So he went off and got himself tight
shust because his wife tells him, please
don't do dot Den he sits down on
his pack NIT de floor, und if [ am
not dere dot time he never would 90
home.
Veil, dot night me und my wife, We
had a little talk about something's und
de next tay l says to Brown, Look
here vonst My wife she makes sau-
sages, und work in dot shtore also
my laughter she works ply de shtore und
makes head-sheese und your wife vas
going out riding all de time NIT de
horse-car, und a patent-tied-ba ck-cardi-
nal shtriped stockings. Now your wife
moost 60 in de shtore und cut peef-
shteaks und make sauerkraut, or else We
divide not equally.
Veil, Brown goes home und tells his
wife apout dot. Den she comes pooty
quick nit Brown around, und We had a
misunderstanding about something's, in
vich eferypody took part, including
my little dog Kaiser. Poorly soon up
come a policemans und arrests us fo1
breaches Of promise to keep de pieces
und assaulting de battery, Or some
tings Den de firm of Bender and
Brown vas proke up. [ go apout my
peesness, und Brown goes NIT his PEGS
ness My wife she helps me in dc
shtore His wife goes riding NIT dc
horse-cars, und efery nights she vas py
| the theater.
Volts de consequences? Along comes
dot Centennial panic. Dot knocks
Brown higher as two kites, by chin
miny! My income was shtill more
as my outcome. But Brown, he does
round dot shtreets NIT his hands out O.
his pockets, und he don't got cent tc
his pack.