The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1877-12-06
Waits.
Wits.
The fiirt's-"Not iilty."

The fiirt's-"Not jilty"
"That Girl of Mine" may be followed
by "Some Other Fellow"
Modern marriages. says a cotempora-
~, begin with court and end with a
court.
Little Sotftgoods-"Beg pardon but
you're down In my invoice tor the next
dance.
It's strange how crowded two Young
men Will make the largest parlor seem
on Sunday evening.
Call me pet names-something typica
OF sweet sounds he murmured, and she
said he was gay lutte.
Constant Reader wants to know if
his poem was declined because it was
too long" No, it was because it was
too thin.
There is cynic in Detroit who thinks
that the difference between the dress of
q m an and woman nowadays is in get
ting over fence.
THAT Umbrella of Mine?' 1t was last
heard of going down street, being held
over That Girl of Mine by THAT Rival
Of Mine.-Yonkers Gazette.
What next? Before the war the fash
ionable styles in ladies' dresses remind
ed us ola umbrella hoisted. Now they
remind us of an umbrella let down and
buttoned.
Pretty Dear (Mother(-Nice little
girl-'Oh, do let mo see you drink =
Capt. Glogson-'Why, my DEAR Nice
Little Girl-'Because ma saws YOU drink
hike fish,
Every woman who marries should have
some idea of cookery but the truth is
that nine in ten who marry cannot tell
whethersicicles should be cooked with
their jackets on or not.
Ledger Il detect a rather disagreed
BILE smell in the house, Mrs. Jones. Are
you sure the drains Welsh Land
lady: ooh, it can't be the drains, SIR,
whatever. There are none, sir"
He gave her hearty smack. 'Don't
kiss like that she said, Il want sweet,
tender pressure when I'm kissed.
don't want any fireworks He left out
the exposition in the next act.
Young men, steel your hearts against
the insidious young woman who will
soon make her appearance at the church
fair and smile on you and try to induce
you to pay 50 for two cent pen-wiper.
A young lady OF Clinton, H., sent
twenty five cents and postage stamp
in reply to an advertisement Of How to
make an IMPRESSION and received for
an answer: 'Sit down on n pan Of
dough-
A gentleman from Boston, on a visit
to his friend in the country, speaking
of the times, observed that his wife bad
lately expended $50 for habit. His
friend replied. Here in the country we
don't allow our wives to get into such
habits
In recent scandal case in Kansas n
lady witness declined to answer ques-
ton, and the attorney demanded her
reason. Because it is not fit to tell de-
cent people, ooh, WE'LL said the law
yer, just walk up here and whisper il
to the Judge
Cause and effect? A l5-year old girl
out on Robey street has button string
four yards long, containing nineteen
hundred and seventy-three buttons
And that girls father sastens his sus-
penders on his trowsers with shawl
pin, piece of Irvine, and sharp stick
I'VE were only seven; but am ! not
woman and sister? You bet | am, and
if they don't recognize the fact they will
soon find out that | am no chicken
Then grasping her skirts with one hand,
and with the other holding her UMBRELLA,
she sped down the avenue singing TO
herself, ooh, won't that be heaven for
me .'-Yonkers Gazette.
Two young American attorneys were
a long time before Judge
Knox, of Virginia, over point of law.
His honor rendered his decision, and
the 'sprig' who had lost impudently re-
Your honor, there is a growing
opinion that all the fools are not dead
yet Certainly answered the court,
with unruffled good humor Il quite
agree with YOU, Mr.. Blank, and con-
graduate yon in your healthy appear
ance.'
She was sitting beside him in silence,
toward the close of q spring day He
bent and whispered, Il understand il
darling. As Longfellow says, a feel .
NO OF sadness comes DER me that is not
akin TO pain ooh, bother You don't
xno & anything. It's a double back one,
md If il amt echin' TO pain then I'm y
Iar.' So he went and joined tic Iudi-
IN and took the name Of The Young Man
With. Chill Running Down His Back.
md takes reiagc ~ the residence of a