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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
PETER DOYLE,
Secretary Of State
STATE or WISCONSIN
COUNTY OF KENosHA,

NOSNA w 4AcNCShA5 J
|, Hugh McDermOtt, Sheriff Of said County Of
Kenosha, 90 hereby certify that the above is a
true copy of notice for q General Election serv-
ed upon me by the Secretary OF State of the
State OF wisconsin, and now on file in my Office
pursuant to said notice and the statutes in rela-
ti0n to elections.
Notice is hereby given that q State Senator FOR
the Eighth Senatorial District comprising the
counties Of Kenosha and Walworth, in the place
of Asahel Farr, whose term Of office will expire
On the first Monday in January, 1877.
A Member of the Assembly for the Assembly
District comprising the county of Kenosha, in
the place Of Walter s. Maxwell, whose term OF
Office will expire on the first Monday in January,
1877.
! A County Superintendent Of Schools for the
County OF KenOsha, III the place of HOSEA
BARNS, whose term of Office will expire on the
first Monday in January, 1877.
Notice is hereby gwen that in accordance with
the above notice an election viii be held in the
several towns, wards and election precincts OF
the County Of Kenosha, on the first Tuesday
succeeding the first Monday, being the Sixth day
Of November next, for the purposes therein set
forth. HUGH MCDERMOTT,
Sheriff KenoSha Co., Wis.
Dated Sherif's Office,
August %, 1877
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
The people Of the State Of Wisconsin, represented
IN Senate and Assemble do eY,nct Ms folLo,ne.

SECTION |. The foregoing proposed amendment
to the constitution OF this state shall be submit
tea 10 Inc people at general electioH to be held
on TUESDAY succeeding the first Monday of No
VeinOei, 1917, and the people shall approve and
rafiFy the said amendment by msiority of the
electors voting thereon, said amendment SHAH
become part of the constitution OF this state
SECToN1. Ihe form OF the ballot in voting to
apprSYs and ratify said amendment shall be "for
the amendment and the form OF ballot against
said amendment shall be against the amend-
ment," which shall be on separate ballot and
said ballots on said amendment shall be cast in a
separate Dox TO be provided for that purpose ana
all persons qualified TO vote at any election In
this state shall be deemed voters on this question
SECTION =. The votes cast for or against said
amendment Rhsll be counted and returned by the
inspectors Of the election in all respects as votes
Tor state ofncers are counted and returned, and
the of1cers la counties cow designated by law TO
canvass the returns OF votes for state officers shall
canvass The returns in their respective counties
on this question and certify and return the re-
suit to the state canvassers at the same time and
places and under the same regulations and re-.
Strlctione now provided by law for canvassing
and declaring the returns tor elections of state
officers, and the state canvassers shall canvass
said returns certified to tn EN- as provided by law
in case OF elections for state officers.
SECTION 4. Within three days Sfter the deter
mination of said canvass by the state caBvsssers,
they shail certify the result thereof to the gever
nor, VINO snail ihereIp0n without delay make
proclamation of the result
SECTION B.. The secretary of state is hereby re-
quired to include the substance or this act I'm the
notice Of the general election for the year 1877.
SECTION 8. This act shall take effect and be in
force from anc after its passage and publication.
Given under my hand and official seal, at the
capitol. III Madison, this 1sE day Of August, 1877
PETER DOYLE,
Secretary of State
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
For Stonachs Out Of Order,

No medicine will 80 ehectualIy improve the
tone Of che stomach as these Pills; they remove
inproper diet They reach the liver and reduce
it to healthy action; they are wonderfully eflca-
cons in cases ofspaem-in fact they never fail in
curing al disorders Of the liver and stomach
the world for the following diseases Ague.
Asthma, Bilious Complaints, Blotches on the
Skin, Bowels Consumption Debility, DrOpsy.
Fevers Of all kinds Fits, Cont, Headache, Indi-
gestion Inflammation, Jaundice Liver Complaints,
Lumbago, Piles, Rheumatism. Retention OF urine,
ScrOfua or Kings Evil, Sore Threa:s, Stone and
Gravel, Tic-D euloureux, Tumors, Ulcers, Worms
.ofall kinds Weakness from any cause. etc.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
STILL MORE DELICIOUS

must be my own experiences. Suppose
during the last days of this present
Congress, finding myself about to retire
from the public service, | should unite
with other worthless in the same pre-
to raise the pay of members
from five to ten thousand dollars per
annum, to commence from the 4th of
March last? Could anything be more
delightful or more unexpected, than to
meet upon my arrival in Milwaukee
with $4,000 in Greenbacks in my pock-
cts, delegation OF my constituents
headed by Governor Allis inviting me
to accept public dinner at the Plank
ington House, and rendering me the
thanks of my great and grateful con-
stituency for adding that generous ad-
dition to the tools with which to earn
wealth.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
IMPORTANT CAUTION.

None al 6 genuine unless the signature Of HAY
DOCK, as agent for the United States. surreunds
each tox Of Pills, and Ointment. A handsome
reward viii DE given to any one rendering such
information as may lead to the detection Of ANY
vending the same, knowing them to be spurious,
%**Sold at the mandatory OF Professor He1Lo'
WAY Il Co., New YORK., and by all respectable
druggists ard dealers In medicine throughou
the civilized world, In boxes at Is cents, 81 cents
and 81, each.
az There isconstderable saving by taking the
large sizes.
n. B.-Directlons for the guidance of patien
IN every disorder are afi xed to each box.
0aioe' 112 Liberty Street, New York.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01

Fruit culture is making rapid pro-
gress in the United States. According
to resent official statements, the land
appropriated to this branch of industry
is 100000 acres. Upon this there
flourish 112,000,000 apple trees, 28,00O,-
900 pear trees, 112,270,000 peach trees,
and 141 100000 grape vines. The total
valne of the fruit crop throughout the
United States is set down at $138,216.-
700, an amount equal to half the value
OF the average wheat crop in the
country. Toward that large sum ap-
pies are held to contribute $5O,4O0, coo,
pears $140,130000, peaches $780, 900.
grapes, So, $4,000, Strawberries, s., OOO,-
900, and other fruit $10,432,O0O.
Canada is earnestly preparing for
representation in the Paris Exposition
of next year. For this purpose $500
feet of space has been secured. With
the Canadian exhibit and the display
which promises to be made from the
United States, the Industries of North
America Will at least be sufficiently
represented to form a feature of the
great Worlds Fair.
Gen. Grant had grand ovation in
the north of England. Louis =. Jen-
nings, correspondent Of the New York
World, says ''that no public man in
England would have been welcomed
with such enthusiasm. On the TYNE
10000 men voluntarily lost half a days
wages for the sake Of welcoming the
ex-President Of the United States
The Paris correspondent Of the New
\ DIRK Times writes = 81 said above
that had a story to tell about Mr..
Washburne. Almost the last words
upon the lips or M. Theirs was his
name. Monday morning letter was
received from the American Minister
stating that some American friends of
M. Theirs had sei.t him q pair of very
line lambs wool blankets, and the
matter was discussed at breakfast.
Al. THEIRS was very gay. He said
that the Americans were always. prac-
tical, and that they had sent him. in
/ stead or flowers or speeches. some
thing that would be Of use at the ap-
preach of Winter. But the difficulty
was to find some way for expressing
hls gratitude, and to frame a letter Of
thanks in proper terms. it was while
Joking upon this subject that the
blood mounted TO his head, and in an
instant he fell unconscious. .
The soil Of the land in the vicinity
OF Puget Sound is said to be srlrpris-
ingly fertile, riyaling that OF Califor-
MIA III its ability to present the farmer
with enormous vegetables. A cab
Gage was recently discovered which
weighed one hundred and eight
pounds, alld q turnip FIVE feet two and
one-haf inches in circumference
which pulled down the scales to one
hundred. and twelve pounds
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
AVS PILLS
Invariably cure the following diseases,
Disorder OF The Kidneys.

In all diseases affecting these organs, whether
they secrete too much or too little water; or
whether they be afflicted with stone or gravel, or
With aches aud pains settled in the lojns over the
regions of the kidneys, these Pills should be
taken according to the printed direct'oDs, and
the Ointment Should be well rubbed into the
back at bed time This treatment will give almost
immediaterelief when all other meane have failed.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
MARK THESE FACTS.
The Testimony of the Whole World.

= 711110"1J VI WV - 110"7 ~ VII
H OLLOW AVS PILLS.
81 had no appetite; Holloway's Pills gave me a
hearty one"
Your Pills are marvellous -
~ send for another box, and keep them in tt@
house,
"Dr. Holloway has cured my headache that wac
chronic.'
II gave ono Of your Pills TO my babe Cor cholera
morhus. The dear little thing got well in day."
''My nausea of 8 morning ia now cured -
Your box q H0llOwAy's Ointment cured me OF
noises in the head. rubbed some Of your
Ointment behind the ears and the noise has left"
send me two boxes;I want one for poor
family
81 enclose dollar; your price is 25 cents, but
the medicnc TO lne is worth dollar"
Send me five boxes OF your
''Let me have three boxes ofy0ur Pills byreturn
mail, for Chills and Fever"
Ihave over 200 such testimonials az these, but
want OF space compels me to conclude.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
For Outaneous Disorders;

And all eruptions of the skin, this Ointment is
most invaluable. 1t does not heal externally alone
bpt penetfates with this most searching effects to
the very roots Of the evil.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-11-01
oaded with debts. Is it not manifest

loaded with debts. lis it not manifest
that from such government abundant
money can be obtained, not by profuse
manufacture, but only by profigate
appropriations? It might be pleasant
to legislate for such q government. 1t
must be delightful to be charged with
the duty of complying with every de-
mand made upon the Treasury. In
these times which Mr.. Allis regards as
barbaric, the conscientious legislator
feels called upon daily to resist those
demands; but when we once compre-
bend that debt is money, and money
only the tool by which to earn wealth,
lit will be so easy to say to the hungry
swarm which besieges Congress year
by year, urging claims upon the Treas
ury: Certainly, we are only too happy
to allow your claim; we shall be glad
to acknowledge our indebtedness if you
will accept in payment our promissory
notes. We want to distribute more
tools with which to earn wealth"
TO every state capitol wanting a
court house, to every seaport wanting
a custom house, We would say, to be
sure;
TAKE YOUR APPROPRIATION,
and be good enough to make your
building as costly as possible; the COM
munity has urgent need for more Of
the tools with which to earn wealth."
How gratifying it would be to the
patrons of the North Pacific and the
Texas Pacific Railroads, if the present
Congress could embrace the greenback
gospel.
Hitherto, these missionaries have
met with rather suriy reception, as
they have annually approached the
capitol. What a sweet surprise it
would be to them to receive call
from the railroad committees of the
two Houses on the very evening of
their arrival at their Washington ho-
tel, and to be addressed substantially
as follows:
GENTLEMEN: We have found to our
great modification that our constitu-
ents are suffering for want of the tools
with which to earn wealth that money
is the most efficient tool for that pur-
pose; that national debt makes the
best money; will you not be good
enough to accept subsidies for each Of
your roads to the amount of say $40
900 per mile, and in order that the pub
lie relief may be as great as possible,
will you not take all the pains to make
your roads as long as practicable.
Laughter.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1877-11-25
LATEST KILOGRAMS.

Chicago, Nov. pa Tribunes Washing
ton special says There are certain indications
of all attempt to compromise the difference
between the Republicans and Democrats, in
order to avoid the protracted fllibustering
and wearisome night sessions and possibly
barren results which would be certain to follow
obstinacy on either hand Persons skilled in
parliamentary tactics will be engaged until
Monday in endeavoring to arrange that COM
promise If made, it will be, in effect, that
the Democrats will consent to the taking of a
vote In the kellogg case without any consider
able debate. If the Patterson and Canover
pledges are worth anything, Kellogg will be
seated By virtue of the same professions,
Butler of South Carolina would also be seated.
1t is probable that Eustis would be next seat
ed. This would preserve the relative balan-
ces of power in the Senate, as it now is, pro-
vided that Butler shall have been seated and
Canover and Patterson cooperate with their
Republican associates.
New York, Nov. PA Reralds Columbus
South Carolina, dispatch says: A railway
accident occurred to-day near Charleston.
The train broke through tressel work.
Twelve passengers were drowned.
New York, Nov 24-The World says it is
reported that the Evening Express and the
Star are TO be combined as morning two
cent Democratic paper.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1877-11-25

that orb fifty years ago, and has not paused,
and is here at last Certain metals, when
burned, always produce definite dark lines in
the colored lights of the spectroscope. We
know that zinc produces line in a particular
place, lead in another place, iron in another
place; and we bring down this light of Mars,
of Saturn, and Of the North Star, and here are
the very lines of zinc and iron and lead Mat
ter yonder, fifty years distant for light, we
thus know to be much what it is Meteors
have fallen on this earth; the dust of meteors
has been absorbed into plants; and, for aught
| know, there are particles that come from
Sirius. The universe has light in it; and the
laws of light are the same here and at the
furthest point visible to the telescope. Light
moves in straight lines here and in straight
lines there. Gravitation is the same here and
yonder. We cannot imagine spot in the
universe where the whole is less than part,
or where two straight lines can enclose space,
or where any self-evident truth is false Thus
we feel that the universe exhibits not only a
plan, but uniform plan; it exhibits not only
thought, but harmonious thought. It is a
thing, but it is thought; and it is not merely
a thought, without further definition; it is
one thought, interiorly self-consistent, and not
fagot of self contradictions This immeas-
urable but incontrovertible unity is before our
eyes 1t demonstrates unity in the thought
of the universe, and therefore unity in the
thinker. The universe exhibits one thought
and but one. Its cause, therefore, is one
thinker, and but one one personal intelli-
gence, and but one."
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1877-11-25
A TERRIBLE SHIPWRECK.

Washington, Nov. 24-The observer at
Kitty Hawk reports at 11:s5 a. m. to the
chief signal officer as follows The United
States man-of-war steamer Huron struck
two miles north of No. station at 100
a. m. The foremost and main topmast are
gone. The steamer will be a total wreck
Assistance is needed Immediately. The sea
is breaking over her, and several have already
washed ashore, drowned. The number on
board is about 1876 No cargo. The Huron
sailed yesterday from Fortress Monroe for
Havana
New York, Nov. 1850 p. m-The
Huron has gone to pieces. Thirty were
saved the rest have perished
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1877-11-25
M. THEIRS Goldfish DIET.

The London Globe tells the following story
according to the Messenger du Midi, an extra
ordinary liking for Goldfish, especially when
served up in the homely style called brandade.
AS long as the great statesman was in his old
vigorous health no one interferred with this
penchant, and dinners in the Place st.
Georges were rarely deemed complete without
the favorite dish. But in later times the
doctors objected altogether to the appearance
on the table of the seductive cod, and the
historian is said to have vainly duplicated
Nine Theirs to remove an interdict which
caused him daily disappointment His
friend, M. Mignet, who was constant
guest at the house, fully shared, or at
least pretended fully to share the illus
trious statesmans taste; and the Mesa
ger credits him with having INDUCED in
stratagem worthy of the schoolboy days of
the two heroes. If the story is true, M.
Mignet used to present himself at the door
with good sized square packet under his arm
and hurrying through the drawing room as
if charged with some important volumes and
and papers, repaired hastily to the study of
NJ Theirs, where the two friends instantly
locked themselves in. The mysterious packet
was opened and tin box appeared, filled
with the forbidden fruit-a dainty brandate
of cod. A considerable time was occupied in
discussing with proper gusto the savory dish,
and when the box was quite emptied the
doors were thrown open and the historian
was discovered exulting over his surreptitious
feast, which the ladies innocently supposed
for a long time to have been a literary ban
quet. Aday of exposure came at last, and Nine.
Theirs whose vigilance no manouvres can long
defy, was clever enough to detect the scape-
graces in the preparation of their crime. 1t
was case of flagrante delictu, and no apologies
could protect the carrier of the contraband
goods from the wrath of the offended lady
NJ. Mighet bore up as best he might against
the reproaches heaped upon him; but he was
never again permitted to enter the house in
the Place St. Georges with parcel under his
arm.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1877-11-25

The Milwaukee Sentinel has made vigor-
Gus fight against the civil service order and
the Southern policy during the last campaign,
and has carried the city and State, so it
claims, on the issue made. 1t says: 'But how
about the civil service reform in Milwaukee?
The Sentinel has made some remarks once or
twice upon the subject, and for its pains was
admonished by Senator Howe, in chaste
letter written to another, that it had made a
mistake and was sending the party to the
devil. 1t was not the party, as we knew all
the time, that was travelling in that direction.
The vote, where the Sentinels mahgn influence
was most felt, indicates that it didn't do SO
much hurt as Mr.. Howe seemed to think it.
might No, we will undertake to take care of
the party in that respect, if Senator Howe
will take care of himself.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1877-11-25

Charley Ross father has expended 500, 900
in his searches, and made 800 fruitless joun-
neys He is now poor, his business having
gone to naught through neglect, and he has
engaged as a travelling salesman.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1877-11-25

HETERoDox. An exchange which keeps an
eye open to the sayings and doings of the re-
igious world, informs us as follows concern
ing preacher who preached himself out of a
pulpit: The Rev. James F. Merriam has been
officiating for a few months as pastor of a
Congregational church in Springfield, Mass
He was liked by the congregation, and coun-
Gil was called for his formal installation. He
read statement of his religious belief, as is
customary, and it contained the following
GO In regard to the matter of the eternal pun
ishment of those impenitent at death, l be-
lieve the Bible does not teach it; nor do I
believe it teaches the contrary. 1t leaves the
question an open one. Hence, in my public
teaching and ministry, as minister of the
Gospel, 1 would teach neither the one nor the
other. In my private judgment and belief I
hold that future punishment, if eternal in
any sense, is so in the sense that it is eternal
death or humiliation. Thereupon the coun-
Gil voted that Mr.. Merriam was theologically
unsound and refused to install him.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1877-11-25
PATTERSON.

Washington, Nov. 24.-Mr Patterson
says he intends to speak in the Senate and
give the reason which prompted him to vote
for the admission of Butler While it is
probable that Monday will be an exciting
day in the Senate, no definite action will be
taken on any of the contested cases. The
Republicans maintain confidence that Con-
over will vote to give precedence to the Kel-
logg case, which of course defeats the plans
of the Democrats to seat Butler first. 1t is
quite certain that vote will not be reached
in either case next week, but that the re-
mainder of this session will be devoted to
discussion.
, 1877-12-08

There is as much mystery how Dean
Swift, who made no pretence of SPECIAL
inspiration, could write this astonishing
passage on the moons of Mars, as shrOuds
the alleged revelations OfSwedenborg -
To the editor Of the Tribune:
sir,-I have found something in Gul-
liver's Travels which think is quite Gu
rious. In voyage to Laputa, chapter
ill.,, p. 2s4, of Lippinco't's Edition OF
1875, / find the following in relation to
the astronomers OF Laputa:-
"They have likewise discovered two
lesser stars, or satellites, which royolvc
about Mars; whereof the innermost is
distant from the centre of the primary
planet exactly three of his diameters, aud
the outermost five; the former revolyes
in the space Of ten hours, and the latter
in twenty-one and half; so that the
squares Of their periodical times are
very near in the same proportion with
the cubes of their distance from the
centre of Mars"
Guliver's Travels appeared in 1875,
one hundred and fifty years ago; and
these two satellites were discovered on
August 16 Of this year. Although the
distances and times are not quite true,
yet they will be found to be in pro-
portion to the actual figures. E. II.
Mt. Union, Stark Co., O., Sept. II, 1877.