The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-12-27

hstatroh Seoeuntt iof the foolish
a-st q uss email boy, The small bey
I'D . is1hef. Ard Tbs father va obos
sas'i bey bizsslf
s sanday sSh0ol teacher 10 Albios
) y. Sked Yer class Tic qoestion
What did simea ayl Thsnbs up
sais li,iis gif
u yoa dream q a stalled oyster
theil. 5aBcing 10 its ulster. 10 the tone
~ He'd ihe Port. while a cisbIooted
isdiaa looks on Aad ebsws gsm. !. il
tiga thAtit il gofsg 70 raia
The sasjeei Of M. Beochsrs Ger
hn sanday was Make BOT haste 10 be
ueh Ne j. . me~u tellow Who
waHis 70 ssip along faster than slOo
''s.1l0 ICl TT0l
pestiag d a qaack doctor sbo
iinais ruptufe. ths fAi,imors Every
Saturday says obe Of tbs most acute
,4sps N the aisease that has come 10
eaf uolce e1isls bali way between this
eminent qaacks chin and his nose
A piiuters devil says bis lot I.
had one a, us boarding house they
charge him ~isL al the pic they cant
6ad. aud al The Office they charge him
With 81 the 81 they DE- end.
Mamma. here do the cows get
she mia looking up from the fo.ming
pan Of milk which be had been intently
regarding. Where do you get your
tears vas the answer Then, after .
ihoogh,fal silence be again broke out
Mamma. DO the cows have to be
spanked
Tie Milwaukee Sentinel tells this
story 81 Oongressman VillnBs Of
WiWmsln. la his frat campaign one
~ his children accompanied him on an
electioaeeiing tour After Mr.. VIII
liams had made one OF his finest
speeches, the little one. before the
meeting closed rushed up to him and
plpcd oct. Papa, where do We show
morrow nightg Amt II fun I
.Who's your pastor. my deAr'
asked good lady from the country.
addressing her daughter, who has been
living In the city for bali year OF so.
Really, mother. ! hardly know. !
never saw him He was on a vacation
last sumner. and now be has started
on bis lec,urng tour for the winter I
may get acquainted with him next
spring.
Boys. said south side school
teacher. knowledge never comos with
out eekpg. Stick pin there. And
then ashe shot up 10 bis seat like jack
Ia the box he offered reward OF five
dollars for the boy who had stuck pin
there, aud one Of the boys held up his
hand and said the teacher was wrong.
He bad no knowledge Of that pin 10 bis
chair, bad not sought it yet II came.
A Denver woman who bought .
stamp at the post Office the other morn.
ing asked the engineer Of that depart
mcnt 10 stick il 90 for her He inquired
II she could not stick it 90 herself. and
she replied that she could not, because
she was an entire stranger in Denver.
IN shout fifteen minutes an Irishman
made the same request. giving a. q
reason that he was unable to read or
write,
Hossini, walking one day 10 Passy
with a friend, passed stout street.
musician, singing to guitar Ia the
most horrible fashion Tue composer
stopped, and gave the vocalist piece
81 money, What said bis freud,
asiouished; you encourage this robcst
mendicanty He has no infrmily need.
Ing pity Oh said Rossiui, didn't you
hear the voice with which he Is a.
sieiedY
The Lord viii provide. Is an excel.
,eut motto. bat The Lord helps those
Who help themselves. is equally good
be patriot who rits all day ia the sun
on 4 dry goods box before the village
store. whiting, aud talking bout last
lection, though be have all the faith 10
The verdi musu't expectto 20 home 10
supper and 6nd quail and bu,tered
toast waiting for him when he gets
there
Ill was little hard on the boy, for
he meant well and bad sincere Admi-
ration iar The girl, They were sitting
II tho tea table with q company Of
Ulhcfs. ADD Is be passed her sugar be
marmuted ia an undcrtoue. Here IL IL.
sweet ike yoh The compliment was
l.ltie awlWatd. 10 be sure. but be
meant il. aud il seemed more than cruel
when Ia a moment later she bad coca
t'0a 10 pasa The butter 10 him, she
3faalei. Here !, is, soft jasl ike you,
Scene go the New York train
Conductor % lady with small boy -
Have 10 pay half fare for him. mA'.m.