, 1877-02-25
HUbs0R,

/ New York sensations -spitz and Bergh.-Bos
ton Pest
Among all breeds of dogs none is saliva-ly a.
the Spitz.-lfeao lork Commercial.
4 Shakspcarean hint for smokers: aHa iesft
at sears who never felt awound lin the darl
for Z match.
which is the bottom Of battercake!'' is the
question that impedes the progress Of the La.
grange {Kentucky) debating club.
The editor Of St. Louis paper pulls up the
waistband OF luis trousers after breakfast, and
says, p" The wheat~bclt is shifting"
A grocer had q pound Of sugar returned with
note saying: Too much sand for table use,
and not enough for building purposcs''
Albany has medal. The city boasts of =
man who is so cold-bloodcd that dog who bit
him IN the leg had all his front teeth frozen
Bluegrass (Ay.) Clipper: Ninety-uinc out OF n
hundred people make great mistake when
they cut OH dogs tail, in throwing away tie
! crong e'ad.
| 4 glass-blower has recently died ut the age Of
ll0 years. His great uge is another proof of
tne tTutn OF tue tlew-glass thcory.-PhIadeE
phfa Entlctin.
| poodle,'' is respectfully declined. We cannot
alllct our readers with such sigh-at-a-cur.-
Boston Bulletin.
1t is SO hot in the East Indies sometimes that
people tan even indoors-wLich explains, prob
aoly, why they tall that country In.doors-tan.
Boston Traveller.
i Philadc1phia Bunetia: A young lad whose
teacher is rather free with the rod remarked
the other day, +" That they had too many boiler
days ut their schoo1.''
An unknown incbriatc threw up a IS bill in a
western police-station the other uirht Hc
m1ght mare looked as sA-merry-cus V-spew-
Gus Worcester Pres.
Detroit Free Frxss: There are lots Of men in
TINS country who don't care for money, but they
il the ink has only touched one corner. A''4
Rochester Democrat: Clara Morris rodc q
very wild mustang the other day, and fairly con |
qucrcd hin. II know all about rjdinr.7' she
said, to begin with. "You must first mount.
and then you mustang on"
Professor in Psychology" Now, A1r. D.. In
regard to how the mind forms q material thtnr
tratc." Mr.: D." don't care il I lo.n Class
inurmur, - Pass lem around.''
The metric system Is before the Lcc{s}aturp |
Glad OF It; the butchers Have practiced the
1neat-trfck m M system Of charging for nine pounds
bd PIP Gce. FL and trimming it down to seven and
"Yes,'' said Mrs. Blank, as she sat eoss;n;no
with her sister, "you have no idea how m,,cE
my JACK thinks OF YOU. Only this morning as
went to wake him, heard him calling ont jn his
Sleep oh, como, ante, will yous'' II
A''drees. Bazar: The Duke of Ednbure has
introduced the manly fashion of wearing brace
VIC srst ns wo,p possesses S; smooth white dimpled
when riding in horsc-car, always prefers ~ |
stand up and hold on to the strap.
- what's the use Of making such f,,ss ohout
Hle'e "atcr! said Judge before whom mo.
lion after motion had come in 4 case whcre =
'mall l ma spring was the object Of contention.
= he parties are both nf1kmer o,,,otls. :
2nc OF the lawyers. "Oh! I see,'' said oti,e the
Judge. '"'o 'ne
PettcnglI says that the first tsreturn3,,.
,oard !" OF which he has any recollection WIS
asngle IN the hands Of his father. The three t.
athcr, son, and shingle-used to hold frennent !
meetings In the back shed, but the :
eturns caIne In SO swiftly that fair connt
ras impractfcable. N1 ~0o4' {
During cholera time Glasgow foiner was !
sSed BY lady, who was employing lin a. / I
ONE household work, whether be would have t
mss OF WHISKY now or wait till he had finished e
ne us ]oo. I'm be takin' the glass moo, meu3,n
aden ,a ene aath at'sa1 1or there's been powero
A gentleman travelling in Ohio some years a
90 turned in ut country tavern for f1j1nar 81
he oar-room vas garnished with a dirty wash D
asln' piece OF soau the size of a 1ozcnpe. and .
square yard Of crash dimly visible through en- n :,
% deposits. Having slightly washed, tic u :,
the proprietor, +" Haven't you, sir, about the q
'cnfses this years. towell'' a a
4 boy came down Linwood avenue on the n.
lsn lew nights since, and, in an excited man st
Il: saa there were lot Of lights in the Jewish N
~ ,,aoond II afale Hal1 dozen scientific men, st
,s.,1 ,e graveyard vas as dark :s such places CT
ually arc Where are the lightsln askei oI
: man Of the boy The youngster backed OF pr
osn da'e thas distance a1a yelled out: Under pr