The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1877-06-30
PENCIL AND SCISSORS.

STAMP of civilization-the postag
stamp.
IT is better to need relief than to want
the heart to give it.
IT is bliss to learn lessons in love, for
woman Is our teacher.
How is it possible to catch soft water
when 1t is raining hard2
ALTHOUGH woman's age is undenia-
bly, her own, she does not own it.
He that finds thing steals 1t If he
eudeavors not to restore 1T.
CRocgERY dealers always delight in
seeing other people do smashing bust
ness.
CARBON is the name of Mapleson's
new tenor. The punsters will now carry
on worse than they did about Kars.
The Chicago Times recalled its cor
respondent because he wanted to run
tunnel under the Danube as private
enterprise.
THERE ISIS Philadelphian who rejoices
in the name of Dreydopple. He feels
quite cut up when he is addressed as
Driedapple.
A CONTEMPORARY says OF very
prominent militia general that "his
sword was never drawn but once-and
then in rattle"
OUR most Indifferent actions have tho
impress OF individuality we may con-
vey an impression not to be eaaced for
years by an unconsidered word or ges-
ture.
A ST.. LOUIS authority says that a
Texan will wear out three pairs of boots
in the time taken TO wear out one pony,
and so he rides and saves dollar be-
sides.
THERE are several ways Of killing
grasshoppers, but none more reliable
than that of tying their tails together
and permitting them to jump themselves
in two.
AN observer remarks, but we don't
vouch for the truth Of the observation,
that two dogs were never known to fight
unless a man or boy was within hum
bred yards.
WITH every exertion, the best man
can do only moderate amount of good
but it seems in the power of the most
contemplate individual to do incalcula-
BILE mischief
Now the golden-throated mule with
his tail sticking out as straight as pump
handle, and his breath sweet with new
mown hay, humps his back and sings his
summer songs.
"LoNDoN Assurance" was played by
an amateur company in New England
village recently, and the boys laughed
because the schoolmarm wasdown on the
bills as Lady Gay Spanker.
REVENGE is a momentary triumph, OF
which the satisfaction dies at once, and is
succeeded by remorse; whereas for
giveness, which is the noblest of all re-
venge, entails a perpetual pleasure.
IT is truly wonderful how much more
mans opinion is worth in market,
after he has seven or eight thousand dol
lars at interest, than what it was when
he was at work at nine dollars week.
SOCRATES, the Greek philosopher.
never made pun in his life. He tried
to once, but Mrs. Socrates came down on
him like the American eagle on an
angle-worm and he repented imme-
diately.
BE WISE.
Beautiful, yes but the blush will fade,
The light grow dim which the blue eyes wear
The gloss viii vanish from curl and braid,
And the sunbeam lie in the waving hair.
Turn from the mirror and strive to win
Treasures of loveiness still to last;
Gather earth's glory and bloom within,
That the soul may be bright when youth Ii past
A TEACHER, after reading to her schol-
ars a story of generous child, asked
them what generosity was. One little
boy raised his hand and said, :" know;
it's giving to others what you don't want
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