The New York herald., 1877-02-10
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Thurman Is sad.
I.iszt is slxty-six.
President Bradley.
Morton feels better.
Dan IJiIl bntf ltkoa Ha,

Ben Hill half likes Hayes
Don't take your stove down.
General Nc Dowell Is In Washington.
Milt. Sayler is too lazy to be JOYFUL
Knocktcr Prott is happy and forlorn.
Dr. Holland is visiting In Massachusctt<
Cain was rightly named. He cut sticks.
Mrs ex-Prcsident Tyler II in Georgetown.
Emma Abbott's concerts re-churchy affairs
It is said that Judge Bradley is little, but laugh.
Judge Jere Black tho democrat thinks Hayes has It.
Judge Bradley may bc candidate for President In
1880
David Dudley Field is not awfully cock sure about
Tilden.
Charles o'conor is still logical about rliden as to
chances.
Gentlemen, politicians you hav'n't seen Bradley's
last vote.
Goldfish and potatoes for balls should be mixed while
both aro hot.
Garfield Is as happy q big black rabbit turning
back somersaut
Hewitt says that Hayes will be tho last President of
the United States
Ran. Tucker, OF Virginia, believes than Tilden will
como out all right.
Beautiful Walker, Of Virginia, docs not despair OF
the pretty Tden.
Tho Paterson Press calls New Jcrscy girls milk
maids. Chalk that up.
Ono sentence In Evarts' argument on the Florida
vote contained 361 words
Herbert Spencer Ill that he may not be able to
finish his system OF philosophy.
Tho late Speaker Kcrr's man, Morrison. OF Illinois,
who is wise and QUOT. has few hopes for Tildon.
Worcester Pcss:-"An Illinois college professor has
jo,ncd Black Hills mining party. He's infra dig"
Senator Sargent thinks that II the commission
had como behind tho returns Hayes would have come
out all right
T..A,o nrod laV voo IN m h0uQ Onc nj hVy
Stephen A. Douglas, and II Is longer In tho stylish
side of Washington.
Cincinnati critic says that Mills, the pianist, is
very practical hammered Still he has quito a
good deal OF music in his air.
Mr. Corcorun, tho wealthy Washington banker, is
the son Of an Irishman. and ho mado most OF his
money as financial agent OF the government during
the Mexican war;
Detroit Free Pre@:--''Joaquin Millcrs now drama
covers pcriod of 100 years. but he consistent
enough not carry all his characters clear through
Only the hero comes out 2, 100 years old"
Oo Bull is to have grand musical festival inshs
honor gwen by the people OF Madison. Wis After he
has been bored by their small music he will DO ex-
pcctcd 10 fiddle for tho benefit Of whole crowd.
"My darling" said he. ''you have $1,000 and
worship YOU" Sand you havc $780, 900. my pct. and
adore YOU" That was her respons The printer Is
respectfully requested not to mako that re-spondu-
| hck&
Tho Evening Teiewom:-"Mr. David Dudley Fold
has ut last cross-cxamncd Mr. J. Madison Wells Into
bed with slow lever. Mr. Fiold himself remains In
vigorous health and s ready TO use up all the otner
| thrcc members Of the Louisiana Returning Board"
Mr.. Moody says he wants lots OF "hcarts rcd hot
with love-" II Mr. Moody will only look into the win
dows the cheap stationery stores whore the vacn-
tines arc hung In plain view string he will sec
| plenty Of hearts red something or other with rod
paint.
| Everybody has read tho story Of Henderson, the
| man who last summer swallowed chorrystone,
which, refusing to bo dIsodgcd has while In his som-
ach grown into small cherry trec Tho man who
wrote the story Is relative OF George Washington,
| who refused 10 cut the tree down.
| Almost every provincial city has hifautn for
egnor, usually music teacher, whom II ISLANDERS In
tho day timo and pots ip the evening when he plays
| or talks for thin lemonade and cheap cakc; and II
wonders WHERE his wife and chdrcn and why
| they do not como to him, and why he rs SO At
tcntvo TO somebody's wife. And why and why. And
why. This time II IS Boston, and n German Pole, and
| dinners and bushes; Tor he took out.
Evening Telegram: "scnator Simon Cameron, who
will bo soventysqght years old on tho sth Of March,
was sued for breach OF promise on Thursday-by o
woman not by oflco seeker. She Is described a.
| Treasury clerk rather undorsized and about forty
years old She alleges that tho ancient Simon has
damaged her $4,000 Tho Senator's friends propose
that the case shall DO referred to tho Electoral Com.
| mission after IL has settled the Presidency"