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The Morning herald., 1877-12-20

r. r. Kunbels celebrated Bitter Wine OF
7 .on will ,licctuaiiy cure liver complalht
iauuGirc, dyspepsia, CHROME or nervous
irni ity. clirGntG & Htarrhuea, disease or lce
h idueys and all di eases arls1n2 from
disnr,itrei iiye-, stomach Or intestiDes
Iurh ns constipation, fl .tuience, Inward
ri,cs. fulrass o. blood to the head, acidisy
nf the stomach, nausea hesrthuri', disgns'
for Gs,i f;ll!rtss or weight ip lne s''lhach
sore eyuctalious, sinking or futtering az
the vi. Of the stomach, swimming OF me
haaf. hurried or di fliculL nrejihing. futter-
ings at the heart, choking or sullocating
sensation when iii lying posture dlmness
"f VISION, dots or we bs before The sight,
Jull ns!n in the head, deficiency of pres
nirntion. yellOwncss Of the sui and eyes
r,ain in the side back. head, chest. limbs,
rtc su lheu tlushts of hsat, burning IN lhe
esh constant msgniHgsi q ian anq bggte gfa'
BeWare Rev, arel Of counterfeits, Do not let your
druggist palm off some other prepaIatlson
nf ir,,n he may say Is O. good. but ssk 1or
Knukel Bitter Wine q Iron: ia TAKE no no
other. Kunkels Bitter ,o VINE OF irqn Z KnnS n"1
Eei Proprietor, No. 259 North Ninth Street
Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by all druggists.
Tane Worm Removed Alive.
Head and all complete, In two hours
No fee till head passes, Seat, PIN anG
stomach warns removed by Dr; huphel pa
80 North Ninth street, Philadelphia,t ast faim in
Sand for ClrCulGEs rOI lSLAoNAhs9 Soe~N'
or atomach worms call on your druggist
and ask for bottle Of kunkers ia,1s. som@nn W1f
sSnsa teaches il tape worm be removed, all
Other Vcrns can lie readily removed.
~. Il, Kunkel's ustral y Il. f.
Kupkel's Shampoo Tor
the Hair.
The best and cheapest Hair Dressing nara ana
Hair in the world soobe haey yane coo
M aanhdntt. paoind a,ac sc9n prevent the hair from
snE o %%e9 e4aserSe sas geGMsdh "md De en-
W. the hair and render 1t soft and glossy.
Thsy 5r,% STaansK %Kry @na har snd s1iy ap
bedr dressinp they are unriva led; eradl-
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scrnff itching. eruption, Cures headacne
hsat and es,S2e fstgneh hair to nat
HraI and glossy color, restore faded, dry'
harsh and Wiry hair tnem eroe pep ppepd to E.
Runkei. Proprietor, No. $50 North Nin'n'
street, Philadelphia "
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
American and Foreign Patents.

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OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

ca One of the teachers in Methodist
Sunday school was stumped' badly
Sunday afternoon, during the services
of the hour. He was teaching the in
FAINT class, and, after explaining the
lesson as well as he knew how, he threw
open the question box, figuratively
speaking, and told the children they
might ask him any questions that sug-
gested themselves. He was gratihed by
a seven-year-old girl, who Immediately
piped out " Who's elected ~ He could
not tell pa A Ha
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from the
"A errors and indiseretions of youth, nervous
weakness early decay, loss OF manhood, &c.,
will send recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
q missionary in South America. Send self-ad-
dressed envelope to the Rev. JOSEPH I. INMAS,
Station d, Bible House, Ne,o York city. [l6b ly
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
VICK'S
Illustrated Priced Catalogue

of the thousands OF the best Flowers and Veg.
ctabIes IN the world. aud the way TO grow them
apfora TWO. CENT postage stamp. Printed In
German and English. t-if
ViSkis Floral Guide. Quarterly, % cents year.
Weeks Flower and Vegetable Garden, 80 cents
IN paperi In elegant cloth covers, 81 90.
Address, JAMES WICK, Rochester, n. y.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

ca" Two acquaintances meeting on a
wet day one greeted the other with,
" Beautiful rain, this Fetching things
out of the ground"
Second friend (disconsolately l-"H Hope
not, sir = hope not! Got two wives
there, sir ~
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

EY A German looked up at the sky,
and remarked: II guess a leedle dot it
will rain some dime poly queek, don't
it." s. Yees do, eh 2" responded an Irish
man. "What business have ye TO
purtind to know anything about Ameri-
can weather, ye ignorant furriner?"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
IMPORTANT TO HuCKSTERS.

The undersigned. desirngto return to the city.
offers for sle, the GOOD WILL TO good marketing
route In Perry Co. with TWO HORSE TEAM and
fixtures ali complete with all necessary Instruc
tions TO purchaser. This Is an old established
route and "a rare chance. For particulars, call on
or address.
j. NJ. LENNEY
Mechanicsburg
81 }ms. Cumberland Co.. Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
NEW SHOE SHOP |

The undersigned respectfully informs The cit!
zens of Bloomfield and vicinity. that they have
opened shoe-shop in the room Of f b. Clouser,
recently occupied as Law office, by Calvin Neil.
es (repalring made a speciality at prices to suit
the times) frem ~ to % per cent.saved by patron
izipg our shop. Our motto Is "quck sales and
short pronts). Terms cash, or country produce,
but positively no credit. o.s
LEVI H. SWARTZ 4 co,
New bloomfield, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
won the Kettle.

An English bishop lately told this
good story at his own expense. He
was In the habit of travelling incog'aito
about his parish, after the fashion of
the good Haroun Alraschid, and in one
of his walks came upon group of men
who were wrangling over some matter.
Well, my good men, said his lord
ship, "What are you doingp"
The reponse of one of the men was
not calculated to please and encourage
the amiable prelate. "We been loyin',"
he said
"Lying!r said the Mortified bishop.
"What do you mean p''
Why, yer see," was the explanation,
"One of us fun a kettle, and we been
a-tryin' who can tell the biggest lie to
have it"
Shocking ~ said the bishop; and
straight way improving the occasion,
he turned to impress upon the sinners
the enormity of lying. He informed
them that he had been taught that one
of the greatest sins was to lie, and in fact,
so strongly had this been urged upon
him that never in the whole course Of
his life had he told lie.
No sooner had the excellent bishop
made this Announcement than there was
gleeful shout: "Gie th' governor th'
kittlel Gle tn governor th' kittle ~
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
MANHOOD: HOW LOST Hyl1lx
INFLOW RESTORED s

just published, a new edition OF Dr, Culver
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ont medicine) of SPERMAToRRHGA or Seminal
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travagance, &c. Ea
MS- Price, iii a sealed envelope, only six cents
The celebrated author, in this admirable Essay,
clearly demonstrates, from thirty years suceess-
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selEabuse may be radically cured without the
dangerous use of internal medicine or the appli-
cation Of the knife; pointing out mode of cure
at once simple, certain, and eifectual by means of
which every sufferer, no matter what his cOndl
tion may be, may cure himself cheapy, privately
automatically. rf
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post stamps. s ff.
Address the publishers. GXl5Ply
THE CUtVERWELI. MEDICAL co.
Al Ann ST., New York Post Office Box, 1856.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
DALI SCALES.

r B. MARYANERTH, ID. w. DERR and
Lie JAMES II. GRIER known as
1.-The Ball Scale Company"
have now on hand large supplyof Buoy's Patent
COUNTER SCALE, the Simplest Cheap
est and best Counter Scalein the market.
AS- For Scales, or Agencies in Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad-
dress The Ball Scale Company" Pottsville,
Schuylkilc0unty, Pa.
Na- For Scales or Agencies in this County. ap.
ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen
and examined any time
LEIBY BRO,
Newport, Perry CO., Pa.
FRANK MORTIMER.
9tf New Bloomfield, Perryco. Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

81 Are you christian pi asked one
of Mr.. Moody's assistants at an inquiry
meeting, of a hard-looking customer
who had taken front seat.
NO." he answered, sadly. "I'm
printer" 1t was ahopeless case.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

Eyr" Married couples resemble a pair
of shears says Sydney Smith, $50
Joined that they cannot be separated,
often moving in opposite directions, yet
always furnishing any one who comes
between them"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

ey Are these gratuitious p' asked an
old gentleman of a druggists assistant,
taking a patent medicine almanac from
a pile on the counter.
" No. them's almanacs,'' answered
the matter-of-fact assistant.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

Ey Some one said to- parveneu whose
brother had remained in poverty
" You are, believe, the brother of NJ.
Durand 2"
"No, sir; L am not his brother-he is
mine.n
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

1y- What is pleasanter these nice,
braclng mornings than getting up and
taking walk of four or five miles be-
fore breakfast? Nothing, certainly;
unless it is lying in bed and thinking
about it.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

es- A sign in a neighboring city reads !:
" Hickre nuts fur SAIL" An intelligent
old fellow says he don't see any joke
about it, except that the fellow has
spelled nuts with onet.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

Ca" Josh Billings remarks: ''The
muwl is larger burd than the guse or
the turkey. 1t has two legs to walk with,
and two more to kick with, and it wears
its wings on the side of its head .
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

Ca A little girl hearing the remark
that all people had once been children,
artlessly inquired ; "Who took care of
all the children ~
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

eB "When die" said married man.
~ want to go where there is no snow to
shovel" His wife said she presumed hs
would.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
LIPPINCOTT'S MAGAZINE.
AN ILLUSTRATED MONTHLY OF
Popular Literature and Science.
ANNOUNCEMENT FOR 1877

The number for January begins the nineteenth yol
excellence, efforts will be spared TO diversity its
attractions and to provide an increased supply of
Pop1ldr Reading in the Best and Most Emphatic
Sense
The great object and constant aim of the conductors
will be to furnish the public with Literature Entertain
ment of Refined and Varied Character, well as to
present in graphic and striking manner the most
cent Information and sonndest views subjects OF
General Interest, in word to render Iippincott's
Magazine strikingly distinctive IN
Those Features that are Most Attractive in Mag
dzi,le Literature.
In addition to the General Attractions of Lippin
colts Magazine the Publishers would invite attention
to new serial story,
"The Marquis Of LOssie,"
by George Mcdonald author of Malcolm" Alice
Eorbe8 ~ " Robert Faconer, ''etc
TERMS-Yeary Subscription, S4 Single number
IS cents
NOTICE.-The November and December Numbers,
containing the earlier chapters of THE Marquis Of
iosse" will be presented toal new annual subscribers
SPECIMEN NUMBER mailed postage paid to any
address, on receipt of 20 cents.
u. B. LIPPINCOTT & Co., Publisher,
us and III Market ST., Philadelphia.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

tY- Girls, don't be afraid to work.
Ruth CLEANED in the harvest-lield and got
just AS gooda UoaS any gil IN the neigh
horhuOu.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
PROF. ryNDALLs WARNING.

In concluding an address to the students
of University College Nondon) Prof. Tyn-
dali, who is unquestionably one of the
most interchangeable brain workers of our
century, said, ''taka care of your health
Imagine Hercules as oarsman in rotten
boat what can he do there but by the
very force of his stroke expedite the ruin
of his craft. Take care of the timbers of
your boat" The distinguished scientists
advice is equally valuable to all sUOrkers.
We are apt to devote all our energies to
welding the oars, our strokes fall firm and
fast, but few of us examine or even think
of the condition of our boats until the
broken or rotten timbers suddenly give
way and we find ourselves the victims of
calamity which could have been easily
avoided by little forethought. What be-
gan with slight fracture, Or perhaps even
a careless exposure to disorganizing in-
tluences, ends in the complete wreck of
the life boat The disease which began
with a slight headache or an undue ex-
posure to cold terminates in death, unless
its progress be checked, and the disease
remedied. The first symptoms, the
heralds of disease, give no indication of
the strength of the on-coming foe, and the
victim trusts that his old ally, Nature, will
exterminate the invader. But Disease is
an old general and accomplishes his most
important movements in the nighttime,
and some bright morning finds him in
possession of one of the strongest fortifi-
cations; and when he has once gained a
stronghold in the system Nature ignomini-
ously turns traitor and secretly delivers up
the whole physical armory to the invader.
Like the willy politicians, Nature is always
on the strongest side, and the only way to
insure her support is to keep your vital
,powers in the ascendant Keep your strong
est forts - the stomach and liver = we'll
guarded. Do not let the foe enter the
arterial highways, for he will steal or
destroy your richest merchandise and i'm
poyerish your kingdom. To rupulse the at
,tacks of the foe you can fiud no better am
.munition than DIR. Pierce's Family Medi-
,cines. Full directions accompany each
.package.) His pleasant Purgative Pellets
are especially effective in defending the
stomach and liver. His Golden Medical
discovery for purifying the blood and ar
.resting coughs and colds. If you wish to
become familiar with the most approved
system of defense in this warfare. and the
history of the foes method of invasion,
together with complete instructions for
keeping our forces in martial order in
Sime of peace, you can find no better man.
ual of these tactics than "The Peoples
Common Sense Medical Adviser" by r.
V. Pierce, Nj. D., of the Worlds Dis
pensary, Buffalo, N. Y. Sent to any ad-
dress on receipt of $3.50. 1t contains over
nine hundred pages, illustrated by two
hundred and eighty-two engravings and
colored plates, and elegantly bound in
cloth and gilt.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
On Hunt Of a Wife.

The Baltimore "Sun' of Friday says !:
"'Quite a sensation was created at the Of
4ice of Bayview Trustees in the City Hall
yesterday by 70-year-old farmer who ap-
piled for permit to visit Bayview Asylum
for the purpose of choosing wife. The
novel wife-seeker is German, living in
Baltimore county, on the Belair road, and
speaks 80 little English that his wishes
were not fully understood until addressed
in his mother-tongue by Colonel Snyder
He then stated, in a business-like way,
that he wanted wife, and wished to take
his choice from the females at Bayview.-
The sincerity of the old man in urging his
singular request caused his hearers to
smile, and he appeared annoyed at the mat
ter being treated with levity. He said that
seven years ago, wanting wife, the idea
struck him that perhaps he could find one
at Bayview. He obtained permission to
visit the institution, made known his re-
quest, apd.was aided by the superintendent
in making suitable selection from the
large number on hand. He popped the
question without ceremony. The woman
consented without ceremony, the marriage
ceremony was solemnized, and the couple
lived very happily together until her death
three years ago. She made him good
frau he said, and now that he has rever-
ed her memory three years, he wishes to
cry the Bayview lottery once more. Colonel
Snyder furnished permit to the institu-
ton, accompanied by note to Superin-
tendent Mitchell 'to accommodate the bearer
and the old man went onihis way rejoicing.
In the afternoon he returned in company
with his wife, both of them as happy as
the circumstances would permit. Purveyor
Hiss ungallantly suggests that if it become
generally known that applicants go to
Bayview for wives the institution will have
to be enlarged"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
Going for the Cinnamon.

Great excitement is prevailing in Chico,
Cal, from the fact that number Of citi-
zens on Saturday morning received threat
ening letters through the post-office, read
ing "Get rid of your Chinese help within
fifteen days, or suffer the consequence. -
An officer received notice warning him if
ne attempted to discover who killed the
Cinnamon he would be himself killed
Talking is becoming common on the street
of forming vigilance committee. Re-
wards offered thus far aggregate $500,
including 81, 800 from the State. Two
young men were arrested on suspicion
Circumstances point strongly to one OF
them. The matter is creating general
sensation, and the press of the city are
pronounced in demanding the discovery
and punishment of the criminals.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

E%- John Lindermuth, Of Newcastle,
Pa, was found on Tuesday, frozen to
death at Flowery Field. He has been
missing since the 10th instant,
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

ENSTATE NOTICE.-Notice is hereby Civ
IL en-, that Letters OF Administration on the es-
tate OF Jacob Rice, late OF Saville township,
Perry county, deceased. have been granted to the
subscribers residing in the same township.
All persons indebted to said estate are request
ed to make immediate payment, and those hav-
ing claims to present them duly authenticated for
settlement to n
CHARLOTTE N RICE,
JONATHAN RICE;
A. NJ. MARREL, Attorney.l administrators
February IL, 1S77-6tpd
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

DOMESTIC including
and t
Durability
THIS STATEMENT MACHINE
ski lorobs b. All Machines fully
New and
LADIES, USE PAPEn FASHIONS
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27

We Haze Lots Of Prints,
We Have Lots Of Alpaccas,
We Have Lots Of Fancy Dry Goods,
We Have Lots of Cottonades,
We Have Lots of White Goods,
We Have Lots of Other articles,
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-03-27
THE TIMES NEW BLOOMFIELD, Pa MARCH 81, 1877.
1877 SPRING 1877.
1877 SPRING 1877.
1877 SPRING 1877.
SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS.

HAVING JUST PURCHASED for CASH. at
L LOW PRICES, lots OF NEW GOODS, we
are enabled to offer our friends and customers
GREAT BARGAINS. Now is the time to
buy as there Is no doubt but what
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1877-05-03
Seletted Stprp.

ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY.
The boy who does stroke and stops
Will never great man be;
IT'S the aggregate of single drops
That makes the sea the sea.
The mountain was not at its birth
A mountain, so to speak;
The little atoms of sand and earth
Have made its peak peak.
Not all at once the morning streams
The gold above the gray; -s
IT'S thousand little yellow CLEANS
That make the day the day.
Not from the snow-drift May awakes
In purple, reds and greens;
Springs whole bright retinue IL taxes '
To make her queen OF queens.
Upon the orchard rain must fall,
And soak from root to root;
And blossoms bloom and fade wlthai,
Before the fruit is fruit.
The farmer needs must SOW and till,
And wait the wheaton head;
Then cradle, thresh and go to mill,
Before the bread is bread. .s. .
Swift heels may get the early shout,
But, spite of all the din, .aH
It is the patient holding out ..
That makes the winner win.
Make this your motto, then, at start,
Twill help to smooth the way,
And steady up both hand and heart,
"Rome wasn't built in day J! --.. .