The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-09-11

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Cream and peaches once q week,
Kias your girl on the right hand cheek;
Apples green and apples dried,
kiss her on the other side.
Ashland RrieK.
That evinces wretched taste
Take your girl about the vaisi,
Lift her to her pink toe-lip.
And plant il sqnarely on her lip~.
F;m~ljor Yso"'as.
In this rude, unculturcd West,
Other kisees you'll end best;
Hoist her on her corny tors,
Pop her on her wsrty nose.
~. l.. J.sraGi.
This is folly st the be-t;
Press the girl unto your breast,
Stoop aud on her forehead fair,
Plant the ki-s-ihe place il there.
" y. Cosnmrrciai .idreniSr: 4 cOnven.
tion of deaf mutes Is to bc held IA Elnsira
next week. They 90 there via Ear-y rail-
road.
The will discuss the ute-abiliiy Of II.
lence.
-Hcsleye: Brigham Youne's widow says
Il she ever marries again II will not b. -
fracticnally a. before.
She probably means that she will hu 4.
band more Of her RESOURCES, aud thus get
all Young widow is entitled TO.
-F.hcs 7Timcs: II IL yell enough to be
fashionable and all thst sort of thing, but
.ristocracy can grind ua into oblivi0us dust
AMI shroud ~ in solitary darkness, hefor.
we'll ever try Ia eat cust,rl pie with lOSk
again unless We have on . bib.
After such crusty observations. We
shouldn't be surprised To hear that he
custard about fashionable pieiy.
~. q. Pooys~s: The Rs,~faoied Car.
melites are stocking their new monastery At
Chevremont.
With ho~e-.n-ah lot 81 other stuff too nus.
merOus 10 mention.
-LoxeN COsriier: When il base b.liist
like a SKINNER! When be- strikes oui.
RaSon CioSc: When Is he like bird
When he goes out on 6y. u. Louis Josr.
.oi: When is he haprieSi, When he siriks.'
. fowl.
Wken j. he meanesiy When L~'. si home
On the base.
81. L..sis .J.a.xaI:
Fnsi~ricktown, Sept 3.
Editor Journal :-iOu gave Ia notice III
II. Martin Williams adveni 10 kirkvillr In
the interest of the Greenbsck party. Nov,
what We want TO know il this: Did every
man, woman and child rise tn their feet
when Col. Williams asked thssr In rise
who were in favor Of the Greenbsck policy?
lie SAYS they did, and hiss told il 100 times
since he came home Now, We want better
proof, 50 We concluded TO ak those We had
confidence in. MANY SU.rRIBERs.
We believe they did. We believe they
dad r'>emevery man. .""a" and child Of
them. They rose and Pasaed out We
not prepared to die.
There were three old women AMI one hoy
in the audience all told. But when this
opening for escape was made, they stood
not upon the order Of their going hat went
at once. II was regular stampede. Mar
tin paused at this ouibseak-hung. for q
single instant on the ragged edge Of an
.postrophe to Henry Clay Dean, and then
with sigh which reat his manly bosom al
most in twain. mnrmured sadly:
"'Twas ever t.us from childhoods hour
I've seen my fonde.t hopes decay"
Then he viiied like big sun-6ower,
-CMlnsay Ga,rss,: The oGly good butter
We know Of now ]. our billy goat, and he Is
srong.
. Butter turn your attention to some sort
Of oleaginous compound that hasn't got
70 much Butt in il. Goat il with different
sort of n.nny-mal.
-Farmisson T;mss: II Joyce should be
compelled to re-enter the prison he would
not rsjoycs.
No. but the prison would be re-Joyced
-Fa. mington Tses: Some Of the best
men indulge in the best Of whiskey. Some
of the biggest rsscals make The biggest
steals. Some Of the smallest men marry
the largest women.
Dicks Colorado girl weighs two hundred
and eleven pounds. "The point OF this is
in the application on it" a Captain Cutie
would remark.
brigham Young's body lies moulder.
ing in the dust" and his wives 90 marching
on.
-Brigham Young was worth six mil
lions. What shall it PrepAd . man il be
gains the whole world and loses his own
soul :.
From . careful perusal Of The Manhall
Fair FSeHd We conclude that there - .
slight unPleaaantoes between that Psper
and the Gasesse. How any pepper can talk
70 ugly and be 80 Fair il = mystery.
81. LOsis journal: We presume The
Easespris Msaiies has become ree-
onciled to Dan. Kennedy and the city of
Springfield. Ii il very important that il
should be.
II thev are not already, they Kes-any-
lay.
Josrrd q Co~.ece: Some tveaty-io1r
perons in wagons passed through Nc(;ees
ldditioa yesterday aftesnooa on thesr Vsy
70 Middle Kanaas. One Of the parties
irove span Of mules worth $500, and ~
,sher pair Of black narea that have re-