National Republican., 1877-04-30
MTsOELIANI.

The editor Of an Ohio payer publishes the
,.mss Of subscribers Who pay up promptly under
as he'd Of Legion Of Honor
An nquids have to psss through the stom-
nh bsfcrs rsachinE ths liver. Drunkards sunsr
nush nom ssn.eh - vsii - liver complaints.
"A vait.r boy In hotsi ct Niagara wrotsto
M mother. srhs hsssl season 10 All over here,
nut ths nlIs ars gsa.' sa jsst ths sans ~ ever"
"A we.f.m sditsr says "Ths Nsbraaka
nsxirinfnrs ssts during TIE winter IN srdsr 70 pre-
vsnf IN nsAbsrs mon attending ths ssssisas IN
thsir shirf slssvss md bars fest"
-rhs eruption of vcsuvius "a slovly In
orsasfnS. Sabtsrraasaa rsnblings are heard,
.n<i durfnw tks nisht the ere IIghts I'D ths dense
vaIumss of @oks which iasss fsoa ths sEstsr.
"A Frs.eh Cnssiiaa boy, fourteen years
On vhfis asissp ins ear O. the Cs.trsi vsr-
muat raliroad tns sthsr might, vslRsd oG the
paafsssa vhfis IL train vas at fslI -spssd- He
vas uniniursa.
An indnstxsous cid man 10 seca In tie
nrssts Of Pitfsnsld, Mass, early svery mornfns,
piohfnG up hits Of wood; and vAsn he gets an
srnfsi he takss Il 10 . saloon snd svaPs n for
drink Of WHISKY.
-Agosd old isiy from the country, On sseins
spuin- uafsr for the nrst tms, declared that she
scouidn't imagine how they ever poured 70 Into
ths bottle % - To naks 10 stay TN thsy eesid
gst tnscerk in.''
I'm oflos of the Chicago Re,sess- fhio-
sspAsesf Joursst ths shitnr sf whom vas rsesntIy
mot q his dssk, ID TIE placs Of ano<Ass sr.xsdy
vu.sn yPsssssss, srssss BY spsrfssslisn,
sflisa hGssif thsrsL
--Aissouri has nav Law forbiddmg ofaesrs
sfn.aks to rsssfvs dsposits sftsr thsy know that
thsir institution is insslvsnt, and making them
nsfiyfduaily rsspsasibis FOR iossse esussd py ne
sisut Of this pruvision-
-Ipdis, ,rubbg b soluble In ether, In napAtha
md othsr nquids A rahbsr esmsnt made with
tnrpsatins driss win dimsalty, a.d, Ike most
tnrpsntins varnishss, ID very .tacky,- hut that
msds Win nsphtha drfss quickly.
any son," sid Mr.. Jones hipdly To hk
yuufhfai hsir, ".scaston yoarsslf 10 b pelits 70
I'M fsstna.. the psrior mad, the eossinaa, to
an ths ssryants, TINS ysa VII come IN time to
bsossrtssus TO al psspls, wen 10 yosr parsats."
-Stakaskics show thst more elderly marriage
taks pisos IN Ksatueky than in any othsy STATE
Of ths Union. Nothing 10 thoaght On either sids
| OF ths houss Of tying the knot At three score
rsars md tn, snd along there Innusncs Of blue
psa
The fAshisnahls hat for the eiri Of the
psrieui IL . half -ssovs pfps' In black o. hryvn
araws. rhe thinning cunsists Of . bana ofsiIk
snsi oosk's fssthsr st,ek In st the side. TAsy
.rs % -ss.nnins" last they almost hnosk yoa
dnua.s
The dogs on Mount Saint Bernard s,,ed
thu livss Of ortv psrsoas dprfnx the past ufntsx
A ths dist..ss Of an hour's nareh fhsy =. dis !,
esver, through thsir vondsrfni sense Of smeii,
vhsshcr trnyslsrs arc on the mountain, and begin
| To howl - sooa - thsy do
"A pair Of engaged loysrs In Hs.tucky de-
oded to many insxpsnsivsly. rhsy rods shout
nsison county day aftsr day In erdsT 10 casually
\ nsst minister or jsstics Of the psass % that
tha rits might be performed IN 90 quiet usys
that no fes vsald be sxpsctsd. Aftsr . weak Of
this sffort WIN ssvsn sad separations At uixht-
NIL, they mot with succesa
"A gentleman describing to ffiend how
| an snnnal oonesrt had juss passed Oh, dvsit upon
tho siss and elegance Of the Diaso that vas used
| On thu ocoaston- my boy,- mid As, ali was
pls.did inst.ans.t, asd large. m Jess, yoa
coaid haze lived in it:v .Ne deubt,- observed
his ffisnd, an gsss ,sstageg 80 q.
"A new dey,os In ths uss Of novers hss iuss
csns inro vog.s n P.ris. II u ths vsarinx Of q.
nall bsnoh ofnatural novsrs O tAs shses IN
pians Of ths In ssd rhssa rossstss efa fsw ssa-
SIMS go. rhs fAvmitss are Drinrosss, yellow %
eas snoss purple q ths otAsr, OF nixsd o. beth;
vanlsfs aEs nlsA won, ~ daAnses srs Suss seou.
ING in.- ~ I'll"
-rha rqrtisA nsyal ;br-e b Gov compessS
or tive Imperial yaahts, siI irol.elsd frisstst
| nins iruars1ad essvsttaS tuo irus-siad nouitorr
four f1gntsss hvs iron-slsA gunboats, fsar ships.
| oftheiine. ssvea eorvsttss, nftsa eoast suard
vssssiS I'VE ssnesasrA h1r cannon sioops and
| hftysnrss nsa1sssrfps vssssls-tn all iie, vffh
~ gsns ~ som n0.
/ "A nftie gfri vs. abandoned By her rels-
tfvss In chioase sftsr the death Of her fatAer,
md shs vas ssaf to . charitable iastitution
Within . fsv days tvs as.ts, grandfather ssd
II ouuuln suuIIsa ~ susso~.v - he 40 -. a,
sr..nsss thst they Svsueisd violently. Thsy
haA isarnsd thss sa 'ihsaraass palsy sor tseS
IN tns nkssr's nm vas psyahas 70 tbs child.
During psriormsncs Of "Othello" at the
Princs of walss rhsasrs, Birniaghaa, recently,
I'm TIM bsdchanbs seens In tie last aef vhsrs
othsile. In his viiddsspar, ID In the sct eftakng
tho mn Of his vifs, an old lady IN ths pit broke
TIM stiffness Of ths tragic scene, and caused .
god dsal sf amlssms.t AZ an inopportuns no-
msnf BY nskinx . dash towards the stage az
eaaininG -Un. yoz vrsseAfr
--LArxs and attractive sixnboaris arc .
II usat nature Of Chinese shops, and the uords
Il upm thsm ars . nixtnrs Of ths nevsry ntsraturs
sfths land snh tss sdvsrtistng Instincts Of con-
asruaaI psspha HsO ere soas Of thu signs Of
Psking--shcp ef Heavsn-ssnt Lnck;'' .Tsa-
Shap fcsis1sial Rrihsiplss;s, '-rhs Sins Rsii,,-
tss Prsiosssa;' "Aatssa shop or Morning
Il rvillghf;' .rhs Ten vht.ss ali Coupists:,
II Ate"~. .@s. - s.o -hAy Wey.
n h hsld to Be- very lucky to own Q horse
vhass fessisus ere both equally .vhits sssek-
/ ingsAs" bnh, n ens fsrs and one hind leg q the
sans sads srs vhits. 10 d uninsky. Is 10 deemed
unisshy vhsa oss lsg eaiy of the four d sshits-
sts.sinssd :" baf II oppssits lsgs q 81 fare AMI
mar hinA, are vhits. IL ID esnsidsrsd very ineky
il a Av9sinsd ssf of instraseisas on buying white
bsts<i horsss rms thns: sOns vhits fost-tay Q
hsrssI rvovhits fsst-try . horse. rhrssvhite
isst,-loak vsil assqt him. -Four white feet-do
without him.r
"A rich psrsens invited sa:asademieaan
whom hs knsu 10 dinner, and boioss dinner asked
hin IN Look ossr his pistnrp Esilsry. Ths aezde-
mioias did %, bat the ooiiscfor could not get .
syilAnie Of criticism out Of him. rhs Y. A. did
not sars 70 Fisk his rrppistisn py guaranteeing
his hosts pietnres Atiaat, In dpspsiy, tAs isi-
tsr sxuiAinsd, "wsli, ID lease yoa must admit
that 10 In . tolerabls eollsetion-" .'rolsrabls,
j yeA y allowed tho acadsmieian, with sardouae
smilss adding -but what would you think Of
toIerabis sgx:'
"A company hss bean formed In California
To export meat and fruit from tho far West to
England. Land has bssn purchased at Reno and
Winnemueoa on which 10 build improved rs<ffge-
nztor slHnxhtsr hossss, and vast hsrds ean hs
procured nom Nevada and utah. Stock rAissIs