The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-04-05

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What shsi 30 o. c0lleot ths hiil
stewhcF ssied bis iawysf The nan
q az reached forth BE hssd iaf a re-.
tsibef and sAd busay ssst
HAidhsses5 msa 40 % usneroes
IL fticaEo thai ~ Asdiescs 10 that city
il sass 10 leoh. uhen viswed FROM
Shave. Ike a ~cobblesioae pavement
Ths Boston reporters steal ia,o Mr.
Aloodys ipquiy m~ssiings 10 TIE DO
guiss u siunerp. and the good maB
deesus discoter The deception.
Tie BLACK Killers are ri ieisg
over ths.birth u The 6rst gd baby 10
that ~id ndian haunted country Tue
pAfeals osgbi 10 call her s~ioeIsan
C.syesae.
"A maa may sleep the sleep Of the
ja.t. anmoyed BY The decisions Of the
uipafte commission. bot when the baby
yslls for peppsraist be has got 20 gel
ap ard dast around.
"a yosnE lady IN New York re-
ssatly committed suicide.becsuse sbe
failed 10 pass eIAniastoa for sdmis.
si0u Il the Normal School. Her mind
wa, Ia al Ab. Normal condition.
No mAu should be too sure ia
speaking Of The advent Of spring. Ho
may wake up Some morning asd find
that bis winter clothes have been made
over for.the boys.
Johnpy. have 700 learned any.
thing during the week asked 8 teach.
sr Of q f~ve.year-old pupil. Yeth'm.
Well. what 10 hi Never to lead q small
trump when you bold both bowers.
-Piety, remarked an Arkansas min
ister to bic congregation the other day,
does not consist in noise. The Lord
can SEQ you give to the needy just as
easily As he can hear you pray the roof
OF.
Said an old man TO q young game
sler; Do you want me TO tell you the
beat throw you can make with those
dieef Yes. was the eager reply.
Throw them away. quietly said the old
man.
-Scene-RecitAtion room 10 natural
history. Instructor; Mr.. X. have you
ever put your head down on ones
breast and listened To the heart beats
as Huxley describes them Mr.. X.
lblushingIy) Yes, sir.
As the late DR.. Brainerd, Of Phila-
delphia, was once walking down Chest.
not street, . gentleman asked him: Sir.
ean you tell me how TO fnd the sheriT's
Office Yes, cir, was the reply; every
time you earn IS spend $40.
Triplets, said the doctor. senten.
tiously. The husband Of q year rushed
out on the back porch. thought OF his
slender income, glared upon the snow
clad yard and exclaimed with a wild,
mockiug laugh Son.struck in January
Why is = beautiful like a
Hoe printing pressi Because she
makes = good impression. Boston
Advertiser. Aud why ia Al ugly wo-
man not like a Hoe printing press
Because she can't make an impression
ill her form is made up.-Worsester
Press.
II had nine children 10 support, aud
1t kept me busy, said Smith to Jones,
~ they met but one Of The girls got
married. Now | have Eighth in.
terrupted Jones. No. ten - counting
the son in.law said Smith, with a Sigh
which might have been heard Aiar of.
slid = gentleman 10 bis wife one
morning My dear. | dreamed lAst
night | was buying you sons, lovely
silk sca,t.. She replied ilumpu. from
the say you snored thought you we're
dreaming Of . freight train aud i'm
agiped yourself the engine,
Connecticut pApers are telling a
story Of 3 StratioTd old lady no had
never been on the cars before. and who
recently rode by rail 10 New Haven.
On her return. being asked what she
thought Of II, she exclaimed Why,
'laint nothing .. ALL It's the most
monotonous thing imaginable Why.
! believe coming back they went thro'
the identicAl places they did when they
went down
At q station on the overland routs
lhe keeper got rather short OF prUvis.
ions-in TACT had nothing but 3 bottle
Of mustard and some bacon. As The
stage stopped there one day to change
horses. the passengers seated them.
selves At the table, aud the host said
Shall help you TO q piece Of bacon
No. thank you | never eat bacon, said
the traveller Well. then. said the
station keeper. help yourself TO SINE
mustard.
"A woman out on North hill. being