The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-10-09

MBWo AND N0TBA
There snow chance tor the Rus
slams now.
The hest thing to fan over now is
fall oves-coat.
-lfa dog has. o. it j. claimed, a
soul, it must be spirit Of whine.
-Speaking Of late Saratoga Cen
tsunial. Why not let Burgoynes be
Burgoynes!
Yes. dear. yon are RICH, in sup
passing tho Seres il the g"llsss IL
periodical literature.
The railnna.l hridge over Watkins
Glen Is announced ~ completed. It's
= gorgeous affair.
A Prestidigitateur named Nickle
is astonishing the Philadelphians fairly
out of their FIVE centses.
Daniel Webster never sax q
, mansarl roof. yet he said: There ia
always room in the upper story"
Hospitality Of Kentucky il such
that no man who isn't used tn it can
keep sober. Likewise no man that
j..
The Widow Vanderbilt has sent
her check iHr 800 In q voung Nash.
vile missionary who has taken to him.
self q wife.
Mr.. Hen appears among the mem
hers Of the Minnesota Methodist Con-
veotion. A lay delegate. We pre-
sumo.
Baron Rothschild has just paid
$500. 900 fnr . picture. We would
sell the gem "f our collection for hall
that sum.
The cnrnucopia and the Texas
steer are similar-in that one is the
horn Of plenty and the other is-plenty
Of horn.
Mrs. Cooper, Camp Colorado,
Texas. recently gave birth tn four
children At once. Mrs. Cooper does
not bear III.
The doctors are in luck again !;
inst as green fruit Is going out, . brig
has arrived in New York bringing
100, OOO cocoa nuts.
-AnOther minister, alas! has fallen.
We refer to the one who fell down
stairs and broke q RIB the other day
At Franklin, o.
The lady voters of Cheyenne now
clamor fur separate polling places.
They find woman suffrage . little
rough. after al.
-Oftentimes when charity throws
her mantle over sinners. she soaks it
in q powerful disinfectant before she
wear it herself.
Joseph Mustard married Amanda
Mustard in Covington. Kv.. the other
day. and the local papers are giving
them some spicy notices.
Young ladies who wear neat boots
and youngmen Who are feeble under the
hat are lamenting the approaching
close Of the crOquet season.
Most woman who rad Daniel
Deronda" reserve their a,lmiration for
It till they can settle in their minds
whether or not George Eliot Is legally
married.
1t has been wisely and wistily
observed. with a much truth ~ peo-
try. that man glories in his strength
and woman in her hair, while butter
glories in both.
DOM Piatt says that "a true inter-
viewer il the man that puts his own
views 10 the mouth of the
interviewed. and trusts tn God and
good luck to escape death"
"A new book in the press Of Lip
pincott 4 20. Il called "A True Man"
This Is the iisst time. We Relieve, that
any one has ever made . book about
tls.
-"Menny . man." remarks Josh
Billing, "has reached the summit ov
fame. and then lookt down into the
humble valley he cum from, and
longed to be hack agin."
When . clergyman remarked
they were going to have nave in the
new church. an old lady whispered
that che ''knew the party to whom he
referred"
"A family residing near the Leb.
anon Valley Railroad. Pa, Is composed
of three hind Old ladies. and the son
ofone Of them, who has been IN in
valid over thirty years.
"A Superior City saloon keeper
has named his resort "Nowhere," g
that when meo 20 home late ut night,
and their wives want 70 know where