, 1877-02-10
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Miscellaneous.


A little s1uint.cvCl boy pranccd M to his
mother one duv this week and said
"Nlu lnin't been real GOOD since | bcp,m
going to Sunday school ~
"lcs, my lUmb,' answered the maternal,
| fnndly.
YES, dnrling,' shc replied again.
"lhen, spoke mp the little innocent, 'what
makes You keep the cookies locked up in the
pantry Tie s"lnc rs ever
How small a portion Uf our lives is that VIC
truly enjoy lnyOWth wcarc looking forward
for things that are to come. In old are, We
As gentleman was nearly run over IN n mar.
row street by II dry, he shouted to the driver.
"Do yOu want to kin me ~ whurrupun the in.
tcigct driver replied, "lr ! had luowcd You
was coming this way would have sent YOU u
postal card ~
fla tnlIow candle he ulnccd in a frun and
shot ut door, it will 90 through without sI,.
tanning ininry and in n uskrt buIl he shot in.
to the water IL will mt only rphnuud hut h,
iluttenpd, irtrcd through a pane of rlu,s IL
will make n hulrthr si1" nf thr nan Nithnnf
cracking the pluss; if The plu.s be suspended
by thread il will make no difference and thr
thread will not even yibrnr. Cork. If suul,
200 feet in the water, will not rige ON arcomi
Ofthp pressure OF the water. In the Artic rr.
persons can converse more than mile distant
from each other.
A London paper publishes the following adj.
vcrtscment. "Wantrd byn widow mdy a
pcr,on who is eyprrirncpd In the ort of win.
ping, and well gnllidrd 10 admmlsIrrA severe
lorpinr with n new birch r,I IN tyn you,,,,
children of the upcs of line and ten. wnTr,
E3U prr nnnIIm The children nrr very wiu.
I'M and trnnhlcsom,,S
In Arrrs,o ,o o,,,,,,,,,o,, ,,, ho,,u,o,,, ,,i.
"hnnd wnnt hNtn 'n staIin, ,,nI w,n.rd
IA sIrrn thrr" F''>0
"Wr mly Iodyo nr,souers 81 .nid ,be ser,,ron,
hehiud the drsII7
vagubond medtatIveIy,
That's all, ," was the reply 'yo,,'ve rot to
steal something or assault somcbody. or some.
thing of that kind"
"iyc got to assault somebody, OrsOmcthing
thOughtlully. Then lie reached across the desk
with his long arm, and Knocked the scargcamt
OH his stool, saying, as the officer got up with
his hand 10 his eye, give me ns good bed ~
you kin, seargeant, cause dOntiecl very well
tonight"
Man IL the creature Of interest and ambition.
aud hustle Of the world. Love Is but tie en-
bellshment Of his early life, or II song pipe in
the intervals his acts. But wOnnn's whole
life Is n history of the affections. The heart l.
aer world II Is there her ambition strives for
empire IL Is there hcrapUrlCc seeks for hidden
treasures, She sends forth her sympnthics on
an adventure; she cmbnrks her whole soul in
| the traffic Of affection, and irshipwrcrkcd, her
cuse is hopeless, for II is n bankruptcy Of the
heart Washington hvbig.
II appears generally admitted that n st.
Louis paper winch splits it, name in the mid.
die has the witticst palr of scissor, in the
Tucsin. Arizona, PROPOSES 10 deed to the
Southern Pacific Railroad nbmt 2OOuprcs with
| in the town limits, ON condition that the road
Is buit to or through that town within five
wears.
In Paris there are contractors who pay the
cjty $50 900 per nnnum for tho privilege OF
| Keeping the streets clean The work is done
nndrr the ,uprrylsIon ofthe municinnl nuthor.
ities. and the coutrctcfso oro rrimhursrd by the
sale of the mud md dust which when manu-.
Mclured into fcrtilizer, il snid To Weld 5000
900 Annually.
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