The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-04-25
Variety.

ladies' " Good news"-New goods.
hog house is now made with bay window.
essed be the man who siiteth down upon a red
ny stOEe. for he shall rise Again
MN Nes York policeman shot at a mad dog and hit
IN in the neck. Then the man mad.
ttwithstanding her troubles, PATHS notes are
~ 10 be good ever.
by is blind man buff like sympathyH Because
~ fellow feeling for a fellow creature.
late book is entitled "Half Hours with Insects"
- lively half hour one can have with a bee.
w hat would you do, madam, if you were a gen
49, 4hn 20 "'sir. what would you do if you were
blow on the base of the skull is a serious mat
lar. but Roman punch in the stomach may lead to
Eef lasting consequences.
NE is the way that old jokes may be revamped I;
- under blue cOuuterpane. and you'll ne'er
H1-a punter pain.
Eheu proposing to a window. the question whether
Ar rst husband is dead or divorced should be put
m delicaiely possible.
man a polar expedition should kill another,
80 would be the heinousu Of his crime? Murder
M Ne sighty-third degree.
here is man in Tennessee with such big feet that
" ~ gets them wet 10 December. he doesn't have q
<,li in his head until February.
~ s argued for short-dresses that they give plain
EIfis chance. What nature has denied to the fac
&hs often gives to the understanding.
AZ Chicago banquet. Delicate toast-The mar
0r- Brutal respOnss-They we're toasted once
~ r toast them again. COnsternRtOn in the clique.
ia amusing to occasionally find an ignorant
Don calling a newspaper s"lying sheet" II
not made to lie 10, what they made fOrG
man being asked. a. be lay summing himself On
@< grass. what was the height of his ambition, re
" To marry rich widow with = bad cough"
Grandma, why dOD't you keep servant any
44k kers'' Wen. you see. my child. am getting
<& row. aud cau't take of one used to. you
n.E"
Coroner jury which "a found drowned"a a man
- was not over bright. added to the verdict that
never showed any penetration till he had made
~ sle ia the water"
n Michigan man Is Michigander. then a Wis
1@1s sin man is Wiseousinner, is he not ft and
&pde Island 4 Rhode Islandiron, and the
&nOnt man . vermOnstrOsityf
II Irish gentleman. hearing of a friend having .
% eOfiu made for himself. exclaimed: By N,
&&F an thArs good ideel shure. an stone cof
- I'D last man his lifetime.
negro Methodist idea of instru mental qualities
lle1 DE new preacher Is mo- liant dan Mistut
plss was: but LOr' bless you. sab be amt got d,
FOL sound like Mistuh Boles he'd. No iudeedy p
A. old lady in Middebury crossed over bridg,
HF ked Dangerous" without seeing the sign. Or
t informed of the fact on the other side, she in
81 H ply turned in great alarm and recrossod.
w Maria" ,Aid the piOuI husband. "them wicked
ths allowing their children play in the yard
Sundays. Tomorrow I'Il set the dog on theil
ikens. The Judgment of heaven must be visited
en 10 some way"
]! was well-meaning man. but they had beer
ried long while. and when be plsyfully asked
what Was next to nothing. she sareastieslly an.
<rsd that at this season of the year, she thought
winter fsnnels we're.
Pray, Mr.. Professor, what's = periphrassr
lame. it Is simply a creumlocutory and plesastis
e or oratOricAl sonorosity, crcuuseribing at
Of idsAlity. lost in verbal prOfundity.' ~
bank you. sir"