Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-03-03
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A season able sign - Money
Lent"
A bad breath-the breath OF cal.
umny.
The vacuum cure" is advertised
in Boston.
Sitting Bull has been reduced to
squaw-lid poverty.
The country continues doubled
up with political cramps.
The Cooper Union School of Art
is attended by 232 women.
A baby il a wee little thing, but a
constable wuz once baby.
Many a man may be said to make
q very successful failure of life.
The blue glass cure is homeo.
psthic. Pane cures pain.
Fashionable weddings are some.
times known as Cupidity on trial" +"
An egg il little thing. but the
hinge krokerdile kreeps into life out
ov it.
Last year one person out Of each
730 10 Connecticut obtained pa
tent.
Only two American inventors Of
the telephone have stepped to the
front
One-third OF the popnlati n Of
North Carolina is said to be IL
literate.
Kansas anticipates a verv large
emigration in the spring from Min
nesosa and Michigan.
Never before, in the history of
Texas, was the immigration into it
90 great as it is now.
A bill now before the Michigan
Legislature prohibits first cousins
from marrying. What cozenage! (!
"Not for Joe." This is the
chorus of the latest Democratic
song, and refers to the fifth Judge.
The New York World thinks that
seven-up is not 80 bad. but when
the Republicans "go one better
whew
There are $4,000 clergymen in
the United States. But what can
they do against q million news
papers.
All London can now get The
Truth for sixpence. At least. that
is what Editor Labouchere calls his
new paper.
"A descent into He'll" is late
announcement over the doors Of q
city "dive" The proclamation
was unnecessary.
Florida has recently given a
Permanent accession to the Demo
cratic party. He's 2ur-man to in
vest in, however.
An appropriate text "Give Q
portion to seven and also to eight,
Tor thou knowest not what evil shall
be upon the earth. II Eccles, ri, 2.
Recipe for punch-A little sugar
to make ii sweet, q little lemon to
make II sour, o little water to make
weak, and little brandy to give it
power.
The Courier Journal says the
Edwards estate in New York city,
valued at sixty million dollars. ia
likely to fall to the Matthews family
in Kentucky.
General Pleasonton insists that
sunshine, let through blue pane,
will cure pain Of almost any color.
Perhaps it will answer Just as we'll
to wear a blue sash.
There's Bangs. He came here
two years ago without Q cent to his
name, and look at him to-day His
name is on the slate Of every saloon
keeper in town"
The Electoral Commission will
cost the country $1,000. Why,
Cronin tried to do the job for SO 900,
and Purman would have done ii for
"a certificate.
Whitelaw Reid, editor Of The
New York Tribune. is said by a
lady writer TO show considerable
sstoop in his shoulders of late. He
has been STOPPING to conquer.
Sympathetic gentleman to valid
dady-"Havs you tried blue panes.
Madam = mot yet, sir I have
tried all the others and suppose
these will come in time"
An electrotypipg firm are selling
outs OF the Presidential candidates
at one-third their original cost.
They make a very handy thing to
chuck at cat, and no boy should
ne without n nOeket fulI Of than