, 1877-10-07


class. and you shall see the very inncrmust
workings OF their minds. says the bride to her
self:
What q simp1eton my husband looks; He is even
urlier than thought. That 'Sunday best r3aEca
hin, more yulnar than crer Eut there! " hats the
use Of talking: 1t had to be dune
Then We have the reflections OF the bride
groom: .-...
this evening shall all right She has threatened
to come ami make row: suppose she Brought TIC
baby to dessert oh, fancy see the facc OF ny hew
down to the last faEthins. when bis aa1safer nas
already had history. It's true he TANKS know
9e;hn sGs' s Sa wn se1 d ss ssrs sp pe hint
other seventy thousand francs
Says the bridesmaid:
Pauline has the luck and no mistake. Hope
may have ~ much when want it, But, after ~
I'm not sure shall marry Her huFeH1crd l5
great catch. i IN suEe. Look at that glrt WHO
has just gone by in the carriasc-al her own. One
The Best Mnn-Ths poor Jules! \ good fellow,
buta bit Of mul1- And tho usidc-wc!l. shes
not pretty; but. after all, forbidden fruit. etc.
And she certainly had quite way Of her own n
squeezing my hand when / was helping hcs INTO
the carriage. Poor Jules! ..
The BRIDES Fashcr-At last! And now can say
good -bv to m abominaple life which consists in
hawkin. about girl to marry from balls to water
ing places. from watering, PLACES to balls ! can
ME. This very evening may cnntrive to slip away
frnm Vefours for an hour after dinner. shall not
DC rhs siss Er3es Mothcr-1 looked little better than
rathcr different taste, W-!l, well!
has had the spectacle Of family life before his
eyes for four and twenty years. and that it has not
! uis.us ted him with marriage
| Thr BRIDEGROOM y Mother-!And row suppose
| an condemned to tete-a-tete III perpctulty With
| the Duya]lcts tthe parents of the brlde, Il was
"ot meet ss tsa sach aoea peopc % ali al
| 4 Cousin-thase Dusallcts. They must a3ways
m G tne for iii
caIch after ter ail though, no doubt their sonin-.w
y in due time, the ninny. That Nine. Duva1let. too
covered with lace like high altar, and all 1u1lIa-
| tton. Ah, we know:
leaving the typical bride and her friends, let U.s.
by tic aid OF our authors glass, observe the
dc1neanor OF tile typical widow. She is at the
marble c-mason's ordering tomb for the dear
dcfunct, and the scene is entitled "Etcrnal
Regrets: !.
The ,tarble- Mason-May I, without andiscrction,
ask what was the profession of Madame's husband!
| It might inspire Us with an idea
| The Widow with so5l--sic w1s ooctoF
| The Marble Mason-A DOCTOR All: then we
| might have i sesprnt coiled round IN urn.
The Widow with seTcrity)-Thats an emblem
Tie NlaFoie- -Mason--Ah! forgot Well. now.
| here's pretty 1dea-a monumental chapel, win
stained glass bearing the portrait Of Monsieur III
| the character Of his own patron sainl It's quite
| the fashion in tho Faubours St Germain -.
The Widow TN a iangnis4lns tone)-" nat Is Tue
Tic Marble a1ason-From six to eight thousand
The Widow (,:t viyaci,y> But that's horribly
| dear BESIDES, I don't want Il chApel wl'h
| wbcn VT come correcting hr1sctf> 81 mean when
| Iconle OF evening" may have no no snetee %
from the wcather 1hc sacfluce "ou'o p'ea'o
The Marble Mnson-Truc, and besides, to tell
+h.. tr,th there is al i1cony eniencc in these mon
| Nntf1 rA1A them.
happened the other day to the wife Of !. o4nSss'
aud snc was shut iu the cemetery for the nl:ht;,
What would Madame think OF simple tsupea'e"
Wdow-Arc they worn now? I mean are they
S't1 The Marble Mason-Ercry body is ordering them,
and we can give him inscription OF fifteen
lines: Here les Bresal.'' lit was :reval: be-
%; Rs Rs ac4y Of Ya,s ene ao
=. The .Vodel Of Fathers one line.
The Widow with a$oh}-We have no t,,s child; w.,,
we'll pnt :: me Notel n Husbands one line
s'i Dtrotsd son''-one line. :. -. T..
The Widow-And what is the price OF the IN
TIC Marble Mason-Three francs letter. plain;
''Tl' III. Widow-Dut at that rate it would come to-.
! let me see: No, after ALL the true inscription II
, engraved on ous hearts No; think wen na'e
. just pr, Brscal'-that will DO. ,,, .,t
!, Thc Widow-ob, yes; vase Tor aoweFs-aowen
nj Tie Marble Mason--We undertake to look ntte
t flowers in the establishment, Madume, for Lit.
francs year -
= The Marble allson-So you see it would nor ma1
ter then whether widow came or stayed AWAY
She might marry again in peace and qn'ctness*
!, The Widow tafler ezchan.in: slances with lie
= frieuh)-Tl luke l subscription
+ QUIPS.
= Sharks won't bite q swimmer who Keeps nj:
lecs in motion. you can keep kicking longcl
: than q shark can keep waiting, you'll be al
: right.
The sluccard may sometimes, perhaps, 20 K
the ant with profit; but VIC have frequently
, known propcrty-owners to go to tenants ane
:. rorne ayay no better of than when they WENT
T. Plain11eld (N. J) Times.
!, apappy, can't go to the Geological Gardens
. to sre the auomile fight the rhiuoscrows'' ''Sar
tain, nv son; but don't you get your trouser
J torn. Strange, my dear, what taste that h',
has got fur nat'ral history, lsn't u. 20 ton@c
+. aro Than Yesterday he had eight pair5 u toa:
eats hanging by tllcir tails from the cloths
= | 1inc,'' .:BIcss his little Aeart, comc to u:
mother!"
!. A laborer at work in Danpury yard hung IN
: coat ona post. During the daV some one II II
throwing dish OF water from Q WINDOW un''
n tcntiopaly dropped the contents on tue gar
+ ment. Wien the man went to get it, on iu'tth'
work. he perceived its condition, and IN sotil
= r]unsternat:ya ] exclaimed: Howiy murder!
q tbr coat wasn't thlnkin' /: WAS on my PACK u
the time an went to sweat'n' ;Sldout kho"lp
$, the chate"
Z There was silence in the school, SAYS IN
Danbury Neacs. The teacher had Struck III
he'll calling attention, and every ege was oet
11nou her. This was favorable opportunity II
+. tIc spread OF information, and one ol tne lltt
10 boys pcrceiying 1t, raised MS hand. = nat
il. Juhnpy!' asked the teacher: 1ohhl
Miees' fathers COW has got a calf" shottco u
excited youngstcr, his face a9ow Win the lute
lireuce. The teacher wilted-
Louis XIV. OF France, playing at bac
oammon, had doubtful throw; a dispute aros
and all the courtiers remained silent Inc Lou
1e Gram1ropt can't in that instant ':DeclE
e. the matter" said the King to him. sire
suid The Count, syour Majesty Is In the "rone:
1sHow so!'' replied the King; 'scan you dccl
without knowing the question?'' Yes" sa
the Count, 'because had tie matter oe'
doubtful all the gentlemen "ou1o naF0 S'''"
ID. | for your Majesty!''
III An old gentleman In a Franklin county 70"
> who RECENTLY BECAME the recipient Of nus u!
nostal-cayd placed his specs carefully assriue
' pposaI orran and eyed the pasteboard c!ose
!. What is this thing, anyway" llc hnallY
,c, manflcd. stWhy, posta-carti, Of conrse, "
'eA the answer ~ post-hole card! y hat Is 81
oA ,h;nT rnnd for I'D like to knowa" ue
g ;fnrmei that cheap rate OF postage nao col
iuto yop11e, and writing paper was ~ q dlscoul
tHnl,st IL MN famed the old gentleman III
hi, .,,dIen Tagc. while his nose described scn