The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-25


a pound.-Enohangs.
Where does Mrs. Bonlam buy it,
Thirty Texas newspapers have climb
ed the golden stair within the last year.
That's 10 say nothing al those tina, were
snakcd down the back stairs while the eii-
tor argued the silver question with the
sheriff at the front door.
A crown costing 500 will ie presented
IN the victor in the tournament which comes
of at Cuero, early in January.
And vel George Francis Train is obliged
10 worky along with 4 plug hat.
You can buy silk stockings, with lace
medalions covering the instep, in New
York. for only $50 pair.
Luxury-luxury. Until Won can inven,
something substantial such front porch
Of spring steel, and rear wall of boiler
iron il is no use to talk about art.
The editor of the Jefferson City Tribune
melted 81 100. i32 52 by his recent lecture
on .Tramp-." Ii Is understood that lee
will either start bank at Appleton City
or huild narrow gauge railroad through
Bates county,. L,uis Joa'na,.
No sir; Tennie is going TO put it where it
will do the Most good-at compound inter
est. Legislature rieets next winter, and he
will start a Bohemian soup house.
Mrs. Oates was married at fifteen.
Most people get married at hali-past
seven.
We see a good many receipts "to cure
hams.' II amt often hams get sick, but
we struck one in the last stages once. Oh,
that bam wac awful sick. They buried
him but our nose remembers him yet.
To remove foreign bodies from the
throat an Englis naval surgeon recon-
mends blowing forcibiy into the ear.
Perzactly. But do Won suppose a fellows
got an ear like an elephants trunk? There
aim, but one or two men in Missouri who
can wrap the Zap oi their ear around their
n,ouihs and blow IN it-one al them Is II.
Martin Williams, and he never had any
]
Tie Peer Old Tramp" was well play
cd a: a parlor musical entertainment in
Detroit, the other evening" Y.'odo BI.,i>.
Bat for that matter, poor old tramps are
pretty well "played" everywhere, abou,
now.
"A good article oi Squaw is quoted ri
Yankton at q and b!anket.-RoTt,gs.
The blanket wonlI he big price. let
alone 3. But then they could get along
without the money, for there is no warmth
in the wealth. The blanket woull keep
squaS from freezing.
The little village Il Antwerp. New
York, contains sixiy-iwo wiiows.-Er-
ohange.
No book agent or sewing machine man.
they say, ever goes into the place without
coming ont dead or married.
-aSilence in the court ~ Numbered q
Kentucky Judge, the other morning "Half
a d, zen men have been convicted already
without the courts having been able to
hear a word Of the testimony .-Couier-
}. urnai
Life is made mp Of sunshine and
-hadows.-Josi Billings.
About five shadows TO one sunshine.
AT the Baltimore baby show ";wo-
thirds of those present were well known
old bachelors-Er.
/ I'll rat h.h
where at least half of them were not vel.
known bachelors. The Others babies are
usually well known little girls.
We hear Of one MANTLE first al his
kind-who loves 20 hear an organ grind.
His name is Joaquin Miller poet and
funny "feller."-Er.
a muller always likes to hear anything
grind, bu, this fellow is Joaq-u in.
| Bill Sbute was member Of the TWEEN
iy-slxih. While the boys crowded around
the old flag a, recent reunion, Eli, with
III irrerressible humor, called ont: Bows.
I am no speaker, but there's blamed
sight more of you here than ever saw in
fight" This brought down the house.
The largest bell in the world is in the
temple OF Glars. in Kioto, Japan. Unlike
the great bells in Pekin and Moscow, 4, is
whole, and It's tone is as perfect ard as
sweet as when first suspended. Where
and Ky whom il was cast was not known.
Chinese and S,nScrit characters completely
cover il but they are not translatable hy
japanese scholars. Ii is twenty four feet
iigh, and sixteen inches thick at the rim.
Ii has no clapper, but Is struck by a sort
ol wooden batiering- ram on the outside.
Sitting Bull never perreirated hut one
joke. That WAS one day las; autumn.
when he sat down on cluster IL clover. in
which there fingered the humble lee of all
humble bees. The petulent insec, prodded
the warrior with sting that marked on.
hundred ard ninety degree in the cool,si
place, and with a mighty owl the chief
tain rose up in the air and felt around Tor
his tormentor. "Now is the winter If our
discomfort" he said holding the writing
bee up in his thumb and finger, this is the
Indians hummer" And no one laughed
and no one said anything. nor asked him To-
say it again and say it real slow, and the
forest monarch withdrew his card from the
photographers association, and never joked
again.
Down IN Southeast Missouri they .re
using the telephone, in place Of the tele-
graph. Jackson is a town twelve miles
from Cape Girardeau, aud not being able
to induce the telegraph company to give
them line and an Office, the people have
put mp the telephone, and are now on
speaking terms with the outside world,
The messages are transmitted with great