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Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1877-06-07
Wo have oil OF, US sufficient fortitudo to
boar tho misfOrtuncs Of others.

A LEGAL FIRM, M,7-There we're tHSo tS LAWYERS
in partnership, with tho. peculiarly happy
names of Catohcm and Chetum. Peoplo
laughed at soeing these two names. 10 iuxta.
position over the. door, SO tho lawyers
thought it advisable TO separate them by Tho
insertion Of their Christian names. Mr..
Catchem's ,natno was Isase Mr.. Chetum's,
Uriah. A new board wap ordorcd; but
when sent to tho painter, it vas found too
short to admit tho Christian pames at full
length. The painter, therefore, put only
the initials Before tho suruames, which
made the matter still worse than before, for
there nov appeared, az Catchem & u.
Chetum."
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1877-06-07

Mere bashfplnesa without merit is a%k-
ward; aud merit without modesty is ipaolent,
But modest merit has double claim to
acceptance.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1877-06-07

TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR ORaAN.--
at reccnt temperance meeting q reformed
drunkard arose to make few encouraging.
remarks to those who had not yet pledged
themselves to abstain from the flowing bowl.
The man possessed remarkable nose
remarkable for being bulbous and of
brilliant srimson and it attracted
considerable attention as ho stepped to the,
front and said.
''Ladiea aud gentlemen, am not here to
make speech. a,n not much Of q speaker,
Ia fact, never made speech ii b my life,
have, however, been hard dripkcr; which
you will probably infer after casual glance
at my noso, but" Here the audience.
bego" to litter, whereupon' tho speaker,
feeling the organ in question tendcrfy
resumed: "But assure you, Indies and
gentlemen, although it may strike you as
being very funny, it is no laughing mstter.
TO bring my uose to this blooming perfeo-
tion has coat .ao at least ten thousand dol
lars" Hsreupon there was perfect howl
end tho new recruit stepped down aud ga Ta
place to the next speaker
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1877-06-07

Noi MUCn AHEAD.-TA man With tho
most Lonesome expression on artist ever con.
jured up for canvass, halted at on outing
stand on the Central Market the other day,
and said:
"hly good woman, have boon robbed Of
eight thousand dollars in this city,"
"Poor mani she promptly sighed. , L,
"Yes, robbed OF eight thousand dollars,
and am hundred miles from home, and
hungry and ponniless." >.
"And you want something to cat?'
"Yes, ma'am."
"You shall have it. Sit right down
here" :.
He sat down and she gave him some cof.
fee, piccc of meat ana biscuit. When
he had finished eating, ho said:
Madam, did you really believe my
story?"
"No, sir" sho answered.
"You thought lied, did you?"
81 knew you did"
"But you gave NC food,n'., L.. ..
$50 I did, My boy found. dog. yester-
day, and gave him more than he could eat,
simply gave you what was left to save
filling the slop-pail." :. -.
"Madam," began the man, as his mouth
commenced to draw around, "madam. r
don't soc whether ahead of tho dog or tho
dog ahead Of me on this thing; but I know
you are ahead Of both, and feel sick. You
played it we'll, and if there's any dyipe?
declaration in my case wont mix YOU in.
Bye-bye, old gal. Pm failing fast."
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

A SURE THING.-Dr. Kings SyphiIitic
Remedy is warranted to cure Syphilis in
the primary. secondary and tertiary stages.
and in all its varied and complicated forms,
and will cure the worst cases of venerial
diseases, cases which have resisted the
treatment of the most eminent physicians
of America, 1t cures the first stage and
heals the ulcers in few days, It cures
ulcers in the mouth, nose, throat, head,
arms and legs; also, hard pains in the
bones and joints, swelling of joints, syphi.
lite rheumatism, ETC., in short time.
Price, So per package. Sent everywhere
by express. A treatise on sexual diseases
free, Sept mailed for two stamps. Sold
by Dr. j. Dinsbeer, eos North Seventh
street, St. Louis, Mo. Cures guaranteed
or the money refunded. DR.. Dinsbeer
makes Chronic Diseases a specially. II
you are afflicted, with no matter what, call
or write. For sale by all druggists.
m-y-f
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
naarh Of peter Murrin.

Peter Murrin, highly respected young
man, died at 10 o'clock last evening at his
residence, corner of Third avenue and 2lst
street, of consumption, after an illness OF
several months. pete, as he was
familiarly called, was telegraph operator
at the Peoria & Rock Island depot in this
city for several years, and until taken
down with the fatal disease. He
would have been 81 years of age
had he lived until the l4th
inst. Since the death of his par
ents, several years ago. he has supported
and watched over his brother and three
sisters. During his life he was respected
by all who knew him for his manly con-
duct and straightforward and amiable
disposition, and his death will be mourned
by large circle of friends and acquain-
tances.
The funeral will take place from his
late residence, at 2 o'clock tomorrow at
ternoon. Services at st. Joseph's (Catho
| licl church, of which he was consisten
member.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
Personal.

Mr.. M. j. Murphy is in Dubuque on
business. Expected home tomorrow
evening.
R. s. Dingess, the old time Snowman,
of Chicago. and agent for Forepaugh's
great circus, was in the city to-day billing
the circus to appear here on the 30th.
He stopped at the Rock Island House.
Joe Gregg, formerly of this city but
now in the money order department Of
the post Office at Chicago, is in the city on
visit to his father, DR.. P. Gregg, and
friends. He will remain a couple Of
weeks,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
Disease il an Antagonist

That should be attacked the instant he
shows himself. Don't wait. At him be-
fore his nails are grown, and wipe him
out. The great Alternative and invigorant
of the age, Hostetter's Stomach BitterS-
will speedily infnse such healthful tone
into your organism that it will be enabled
to successfully resist future attacks. The
Bitters prevent and remedy chills add
fever and bilious remittents, and eradicate
dyspepsia. constipation. liver complaint,
rheumatic silmepts, urinary aud uterine
difficulties. 1t is particularly beneficial
when the system has been drained oil
its vitality or is inherently deficient 10
strength. The nerves gather from it both
vigor and tranquility. But while it inn
parts strength and gives wholesome slim
-Hlus TO the animal economy, it does not
unduly excite it like the cheap cxhilarants
sometimes resorted to under the erroneous
impression that they can inVjgorate.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

A VALUABLE MEDICINE. -Buchu ia
various forms has for many years been one
OF the chief articles in the Materia Metlica
for the treatment of certain diseases.
among which are chiefly those affecting
the urinary, digestive. and circulatory or
gans. The difficulty that was long ex-
perenced IN obtaining a preparation of
this valuable drug that could always be
relied upon for uniformity in strength and
absolute purity led to the introduction of
Helmbold's Extract of Buchu. which for
the last quarter of century has been ex-
tensively used both by physicians and IN
house and family practice, and with yerv
gratifying success. This medicine, like
every other valuable thing, has been imi-
tated, and those who have use for il will
do well to see that the obtain the genuine
"Helmbold Bnchu,' the only pure and
reliable preparation.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
THE HIGH SCHOOL.



The largo attendance on the closing
exercises of the High school, the other
night, shows deep interest on the part OF
our people in that institution, and 1t is
natural that discussion should follow on
the practical results attendant upon the
cost oe maintaining that department OF
the schools on its present basis. Every
teacher will say that the incentive OF
graduation is one of their best helps IN
their daily work, and doubtless this is
true; but, what the people desire to know,
is the course of study and the training
practical2 Do the graduates fill the bill
as they grasp.their parchment and step
out into the world? How much signif-
canoe does the board ofeducation attach to
the certificates bearing the signatures OF
its honorable officers? Graduation may
be an incentive to work in the lower grades,
but does the board of education offer any
incentive to graduates? Of the thirty two
teachers they employ how many are
graduates Of our schools? The High
school has been established on its present
basis five years, and during this time fifty.
one have graduated, majority of whom
have made teaching profession. Out o
this number twelve are teaching in thu
country, six are wanting positions anC
only six occupy places in the schools to-day
The board have imported teachers ant
ignored the applications Of their own gradu
ates. Are the importations superio
to the home made article? Then Their,
must be some defect in the schools or som
Objectionable sentiment in the board; ant
this is just what the people wish to know
The ARGUS does not wish to present, a
this time, in the absence of positive facts
any opinion upon these questions, but 1t
columns are open to all who wish to dis
cuss them in fair, unsectarlan and nor
partisan manner.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
River News.

The Diamond Joe passed down this
forenoon, leaving fveca of oats for the
st. Louis road, She will carry an Eek
curslon from Oquawka. Henderson county.
this state, to Fort Madison, Iowa, to.mor-
row, and return. and will be up again
Wednesday morning.
The Minneapolis passed down yesterday
leaving two cars of lead for the Peoria
road.
The Red Wing went up this afternoon;
the Belle of Lacrosse is expected dowr
Wednesday, and the Clinton up Thursday
The Tiber passed up and the Abnel
Gle down yesterday, the latter with los
raft,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
The Tax Sale.

The sale of lands for delinquent taxes
commenced in the Office of County Treas
urer Porter this morning. Quite num-
Der of spectators were present, among
whom was Samuel S. Guyer, judge of the
county court, who, as usual, made his
purchases IN the name of his son, E. Fl.
Guyer-a highly honorable business for a
county Judge to be engaged in. After
selling three or four pieces of land Mr..
Porter adjourned the sale until tomorrow
morning.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
Real Estate Sales.

J. NJ. Bellows and wife to John Sig
mund, lots Sc and 81, sec. 2, township II,
range 2 w-Rock Island-dated June g.,
1877, for $3.50.
J. Stewart to Andrew Deer, the Sc J of
out-lOt q sec. 5, township II, range l W
South Moline-dated May Is, 1877, for
1880.
.. M. Whlffen to VIM. Fl. Gest, the J
of lot 3, block 76, in Lower aid to r. l.
dated Dec IL, 1875, for $85.
Thos. Johnston to Robert Johnston, part
of sec. 26, township l6, range 2 w-BoWl-
ing-dated April II, 1857, for $3l5.
Thos. Johnston to Robert r. Johnston,
10 acres in above description-datedJ June
IL, 1859, for 500.
r. r. Johnston to Jacob Bauer, part of
above description, dated Feb. 26, 1877, for
$3.50.
Sophia M. Morey to Sarah L. Taylor,
part of sections and Is, township II,
range w-Coal Valley--dated Feb. II,
1876, 81.
Taylor, Morey & Case to Margaret H.
Case, part of lot 6. block 3, in Spencer &
Cases add. to r. land lots 5 and 6,
block 4, in j. ". Spencer's add, to r. l.
dated Feb. II, 1877. for 81.
Adolph Gottsche to Mary Singleman,
lots and 10, block 2, 10 Waterman
Place. Moline, dated June 3. 1877. for
$500.
John P. Vedderstrom to heirs of Jane
and Cephus Sanders, lot s. block 3, 10
Rapids City-dated June 8, 1877, for 81.
Fanny Kellogg to Sam'l Sanders, lot 5,
block 0, Rapids City, dated May IL, 1877,
tor $55.
Reuben Sanders to Sam'I Sanders, same
as above, dated june 7, 1877, for $50.
John Sanders to Sam'l Sanders, same
as above, dated Jan. 81, 1877, for $35.
David G. Call to Charles Aswege. lot
II, block lin Smiths add to Moline, dated
June 8, 1877, for $500
VIM. Little to Methodist church at
Taylor Ridge, Il acres. sec. Is, township
l6, range 2 w-Bowliug-dated June 9,
1877, for 81.
Rock Island Marksmans' Society to Gus
Stengel, 6 and 54-lO0 acres in sec. Blown
ship II, range 2w-Rock IsIand-dated
June 8, 1877, for $l,427,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

PozZoni's Chemical Balm Hair Restora-
tive. To preserve and beautiful the hu.
man hair what it will do. Prevents the
hail from falling out. Increases the
growth and beauty of the hair. Retains
the hair in any desired form, prevents the
hair from turning gray, prevents and
entirely eradicates dandruf, heals PIN
piles and keeps the head delightfully."- cool.
The hair becomes rich, soft and glossy.
Perfectly clean and will not soil the hat,
possesses an exquisite fragrance, and as a
dressing has no equal. Price so cents and
81 per bottle. Sold By j. A. Pozzoui,
St. Louis, Mo-, aud by E, Breunert,
Emil Kmhler, c. Speidel. and by T. Fl.
Thomas, Rock Island
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
POLICE MATrERs

Monday, June [. Henry Mitchell was
arrested and jailed again on Sunday morn
ing by Policemen Brennan and Feeley, for
making nuisance of himself on the
street. This morning he was fined SIS and
costs by Justice Hayden, and his old fine
of S. and costs, which had been suspended
on condition that be remained sober. was
also added to the amount. No money,
but he afterwards gave security,
j. r. Sickles, assistant engineer at
Weyerhauser & DeDkman's saw mill, got
mad because Owen Jordan had ordered
him out of his house for non payment of
rent, and, yesterday forenoon. be gave
Jordan an unmerciful threshing. Jordan
made complaint against him this morning,
before. Justice Hayden, charging him with
assault and battery. but before be could
be arrested be appeared before the justice
and plead guilty, and was fined SIS and
costs. No money-but as he promised to
pay in couple of days, he vas released.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

A special train will run on the night
of Thomas's concert from Moline to Rock
Island and return at close of concert, at
the usual rates. Time will be announced.
Theodore Thomas will give only ore
concert here on this tour. but will introduce
several new aud interesting novelties, as
we'll as the usual strength of his always
competent and accomplished orchestra.
Among the new things will be the
Largo" by Handel, adapted by J.
Helmsberger for violins. violns, harp,
organ, and violin solo. The New York
Herald says:
This was decidedly the success of the
evening, Sd far as popular appreciation
was concerned. The composition is in
itself enc OF striking beauty, and the com
bination of instruments used by its adap-
ter is both original and effective. Mr.
Jacobsohn played the solo violin part with
his usual broad tone and steady. thorough
style, while his companions on the ac-
companying instruments ably seconded
him.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

The GATES OF PEARL, through which
the human voice issues, should never be-
come rusty To keep the teeth forever
free from blemish, to render their decay
impossible, it is only necessary to use
Fragrant Sozodont. 1t is antiseptic and
supremely wholesome.
1t is never too late to mend' with
Spalding's Glue.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
A Deceived Husband Shoots his Wife's
Seducer.

Our correspondent sends az account of
a shooting ARRAY which occurred at the
little village Of Joy, Mercer county, on
Tuesday evening, the 5th. 1t appears that
a couple of years ago Miss Hannah Mans,
of that place, was on a visit TO friends
in Pennsylvania, and while there she
became acquainted with Charles johnson,
respectable young man. After Hannah
returned home they kept up correspond
ence, were engaged, and, last fall, he came
west, they were married, and settled down
near Joy. All was joyous for about four
months, when Charles was convinced that
something was the matter with Hannah,
especially as she gave birth to bouncing
baby boy. Charles wanted to know why
this was thus" and Hannah finally con-
fessed that DR.. Artz, of Joy, was the
father Of the youngster. Charles consulted
an attorney as to What course he should
take 10 the matter, and was advised tC
apply for divorce. He didn't like to DC
this as 1t would give publicity to the
scaudal-and thus matters rested unit
Tuesday evening, when johnson and DR.
Artz met. They had quarrel, fight, and
Artz was shot 10 the right shoulder, re
ceiving painful though got dangerous
wound. johnson was disarmed. bat thu
officers, sympathizing with him, re
fused to arrest without a warrant. On
Friday evening a warrant was issued b!
Justice Marsh and given 60 the sheriff
but johnson had LETT for parts unknown
and at last accounts had not been captured
If be is captured, the jury should acqui
/ him
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

CERTAIN PLEASURES VANISH when the
teeth decay, viz: The pleasure derived
from eating, the pleasure arising from
the consciousness of possessing sweet
breath, and the pleasure of knowing that
a smile in parting the rosy lips reveals new
beauties behind them. Render these
pleasures perpetual by the regular use of
Sozodont. What Spalding's Glue has
Joined cannot be put asunder.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

PLEASE BEAR IT IN MIND-that if your
grocer does not have and will not get,
DooLEY's YEAST POWDER for you, you
can send 20 cents for quarter, IS cents for
half, or 90 cents for one pound can, direct
to DooLEY & BROTHER, New York, and
you will receive it by return of mail. AL
ways use it for the delicious Vienna rolls,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
H ELM BOLD'S
GENUINE
PREPARATIONS
HELMBOLD'S
OF BUCHU.

This Preparation contains narcotic or injurious
drug Nor is 1t quack nostrum, recon-
mended for every disease; but for such
diseases as are here enumerated, viz: for Dis
eases of the Bladder, all Diseases Of the Organs,
weakness, &C., whether in male or female, no
matter Of how long standing. 1t allays pain and
Inflammation, which other remedies invariably
cause, and Is pleasant to the taste.
1t is gratifying to the proprietor of these medi-
cines to be able to state that it is now nearly 80
years since they were first introduced; during
which time they have been extensively used in
various parts OF the United States, and have given
TO patient and practitioner the highest degree Of
satisfaction in the various cases in which they
have been employed; whether in town or country /,
hospital, or private practice, they have invariably
given the most decided and unequivocal satisfac-
tion and produced the most salutary and benefcisl
effects. Numerous letters have been received from
some of the most distinguished Physicians in the
country, and from the Professors OF several Med
zeal Colleges, oil recommending in the highest
terms, the value Of these medicines, and their su
periority over other preparations for such COM
plants As the proprietor recommends.
These medicines reqa.re considerable care in
the preparation, and the employment of different
meuhuuh III successive OpeEhblOur 10 takc up AhS
extractlve matters, and in consequence are most
frequently improperly made, and not unfrequently
much impaired, If not rendered totally inert by
injudIcious and unskilful management of those
unacquainted with pharmaceutical preparations.
Numerous preparations OF Ssrssparilla and Of
Buchu, and various modes OF preparing them
have been given, all Of which, OF course, will diffe
according to the mode Of preparation which eact
individual may adopt. 1t is, therefore, OF thu
highest consideration and importance to the pub
lie and to the faculty that there should be standard
preparations OF uniform strength, and possessing
the most advantage. To effect this, and obviatC
the inconvenience alluded 10, have made
number OF experiments to ascertain the mos
efectual means OF extracting the virtues OF Sar
sSparilla and the Buchu, and to discover the mos
eligible form for their exhibition. The expert
ments have resulted most favorably, and it is viii
much pleasure now offer TO the public and tn
faculty my Compound Fluid Extracts, whicl
contain all the virtues Of the medicines. and ar
the most active preparations of either which can b
made.
Two tablespoonful Of the Extract Of Zarsapa
ria, added TO pint OF water, is equal to the Lis
bon Dict Drink, and one bottle Is fully equal to
gallon OF the Syrup Of sarsaparilla, or the DecoC
ton, Rs usually made.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

The perspiration TO great extent dep4.
rates the blood, that is, it carries off its
impurities. If the pores become obstruct-
ed, these impurities, when they do not
remain latent in the circulation, cause
eruptions. The remedy for this state of
things is Glenp's Sulphur Soap. Ask for
Hills Instantaneous Hair Dye.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

The celebrated Peoria show cases;
cheaper than any other in the market.
Quality guaranteed, Workmanship un-
surpassed. Rob't G. Luke, manufacturer,
Peoria, Ills, Field Bros. agents. Rock
Island, Ills. 5.lOdly
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

returning at ii p. m. Ali members of the
order in the three cities and adjoining
towns, with their friends, are cordially
invited. Refreshments for those desiring
them can be procured on the grounds.
Good music in attendance, and good order
maintained. Games and amusement in
variety. Fare for the round trip % cents,
By order of the committee of ARRANGE
ments. nav
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

Corn BREAD. IF yoq want delicious
Corn Bread, make it with DR.. Prices
Cream Baking Powder, prepared after
the recipe on the can, and we will warrant
any genuine lover of the articles to be de-
lightful with it. Breakfasting on Corn
Bread made with Dr. Prices Cream Baking
Powder, will not leave bitter taste in the
mouth. heavy leaden feeling in the stom-
ach, so often felt after the use of saiera.
tus and adnlterated baking powder.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

DR.. Sabine's Indian Vegetable Cough
Syrup" is the infallible remedy Tor coughs.
colds, hoarseness, and all diseases of the
bronchial organs. Try a bottle For
sale by druggists generally. eddy.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

NE wanther--ro-pax.

The following shows the temperature
at THE ARGUS OFFICE to-day as in
Dictated bv thermometer:
IA. M s59 above zero ~ N. $50 above zerc
ga. n, e2o 8P.M. $50 -
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
nrEn

STEVENS-In Rock Island, Ills, at O'Clock
Monday morning, June 18th, 1877, at the residence
OF s. s. HULL Winnie, only child Of the late n. Il.
Stevens, aged 1451 months.
Funeral Wednesday at 10 o'clock from Mr.. Hull's
residence. Friends inyited
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

Travellers often wonder why their fellow.
travellers are so loud in their praise of the
Colonnade Hotel, Philadelphia but. after
visit themselves, they are satisfied of its
famous excellence.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
Fluid Lightning cures sick head ache.

DON'T TAKE Our WORD but 60 to
Bengston's drug store for a bottle of Lo-
diIle's Headache Specific 1t cures 10 less
than 25 minutes.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11
Rarnum is Coming

and so is that Strawberry Festival at the
Fifth Avenue M. Il. Churth on to- morrow
evening, for the benefit Of the Ninth Street
M. +. Church.
Admission 10 cts. 1t
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

Table cutlery, spoons. casters, etc.,
lower than elsewhere in the three cities
at May Bros, 1ldlt
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1877-06-11

1t will pay to keep your Harness in good
condition. Use Frank Miller's Prepared
Harness Oil.