The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-09-20

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D9osa / tie mAabef ia which Bussa
e wa pag Turkey remind you IL the
way 8 which We erushed The rebellion
during ihe arsl year,
Secretary Erarts i ssld 70 have
remarked 20 Bret Hartc and another
Literary friend tho ether day Literary
men can &c, l%aufcls o. their btows
hot they can't browse On their l%aurcls.
The poltesl o. 81 darkies Hvcs
pear Newark When be meets . gen
,lemas d bic own color BY moonlight
be Gays Mr.. SAN. DO yoa knos auy
plase 10 the neigbborhood whAr a gem
NAT might borrow a chicken
a 0ascon preacher once stopped
abort 10 De pulpit. Ii was ii vain be
scratched bic head Nothing would
conse cut Sly friends. said be, as he.
walked quietly down the pulpit stairs.
friends, ! pity you. for yon have lost d
Gne discourse
a Niagara hackman. during a
Eesrtei che other day, was shot
through The heart Not being bit 10 a
vital part. he recovered, while a fell
ow.hackman, who was kicked IN the
pocket during the same quarrel. died
i~astaaily.
Doctor. ny daughter seems 10 be-
going blind, and she's just getting
ready for her wedding, too Oh, dear
me. what is to be done I Let her "a
night on with the wedding, madam, by
al means II anything can open heI
eyes. marriage viii.
For seven years, now, tho Balti.
more people who admired Wilkes
Booth have gone out every month to .
seqaesiered spot aud laid wreaths Of
flowers on the grave Of a man who
kept a peanut stand, and was killed by
being run over by a swill-cart
An agent soliciting subscription
for book, showed the prospectus to
man. who, after reading. One dollar il
boards. and one dollar aud twenty-five
cents in sheep, declined subscribing 81
he might not have boards or sheep oil
hand when called upon for payment.
At a school board examination tht
Inspector asked a boy If he could for
give those who had wronged him
Could you, said the inspector, iorgiv'
a boy, for example, who had insultec
or struck your Yes, sir, replied The
lad. very slowly, I-think-l- could
but he added, in a much more rapi.
manner. l could il be was bigger thar
am.
"A gentleman gave q party 10 homo
Of a distinguished missionary lately re
turned from his field of work. The la
dice appeared with very decoleae dress
"a, and as the host feared the styl,
might shock his reverence he apollo
gized to him for It, saying that fashion
demanded il Oh, l don't mind it at all
replied the missionary | have been tel
years amongst the savagesl
Why don't ! go out into the coun
try said the tramp, gazing with scor
At bis heartless interrogater - why
AMT it harvest timel Them farmer
are just mean an small souled enoug.
TO ak a man TO turn TO and work for hi
yictuals. DO you suppose want I
have the back Of my neck all blistere
up aud my hands stuck full Of thistlet
aud Ike as not get mashed up in
thteshing.machine and besides,
ntyer could cat fried pork and bot BIZ
cui, all the time. II amt healthy
We heard Of an old gentlema
who bad three daughters. all Of whol
we're manageable A young iello,
went a wooing the youngest. aud I
nally got her consent TO take him Il
better or for worse, Upon applicatio
TO the old gentleman for his consen
he lcw into a violent rage. declarin
that no man should pick his daughter
IN hat way. and If he wished TO q
into bis family be might marry the Of,
est o. leave the house forthwith.
An eminent Scotch divine harper
ga 10 meet two Of his parishioners
the house Of a lawyer whom he col
eidercd toe sharp a practitioner. III
lawyer ~jocularly and ~ungracionsly p,
tho question, Doctor, these arc men
hers Of your dock may | ask do "
lock upon them as white or hlac
sheep don't know, answered u
divine, dryly, whether they are blac
Or white sheep but know II they a
here long they are pretty SURE to
ieeced.
The other night. a woman out {