Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1877-09-05
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Indians mover klss their wives.

CabtnNts lAOiht llhbH my
In South Carolina they feed their
hogs on peaches. 'Rah for Hampton
Carl Schurz is master of five Ian.
guages. Terms in either $500 a week.
Dom Piatt says that one may love
o widow, ever so much, buthe shouldn't
write letters to her.
Good advice for President Hayes
Remove General Howard by telegraph
and put man there.
They have found an old colored man
in st. Louis who knew Jefferson Jack.
son and David Crockett.
Virginia's nominees for Governor
and Iioutenant-Governo have one
pair Of arms between 'em.
Education is the best cure for labor
riots, and yet the Reading men kick
cd up a good deal OF a rumpus.
Mr.. Hayes should pay Maine little
visit, There is a good deal that's in
tercsting down there besides Blaine.
General Grant observed. Sunday by
dining with the King of Belgium.
Eight years Of Parson Newman's ad-
all wasted
Virginia bonds have risen four dol
lars in value in all the money markets
Of the world since the adoption of the
platform condcming reputation.
The great American potato-bug is
the hero of the hour in England.
Pierrepont should see TO it that the
animal is duly dined and wined.
An exchange is depraved enough TO
suggest an Indian policy that will kill
an Indian now and then. Has the
name Of Howard been $50 soon forgot?
Apropos OF Morton's serious illness
the indianapolis Sentinel ventures the
hope that he may be permitted TO live
long enough to repent of his political
sins.
Miss Ada White, daughter of the
Lord Mayor of London, was recently
married, with sixteen bridesmaids and
a wedding-cake so big that it had 10
be cut with a sword.
"Just my luck" said waiting-maid,
sadly. "Here | am in family where
every one has love affair on hand
and leaves letters lying about opened,
and ! can't read"
The Philadelphia Ledger is looking
for "Paris Green" that will destroy
tramps. We fear this is intended to
poison the public mind against our
floating population.
A Connecticut woman has lost FIVE
husbands by rowder.mill explosions,
and she is about TO try sixth in the
same line of business. Here is the
triumph of hope over experience.
The Journal says that nine out of
ten OF the Communists are Democrats
Perhaps It can explain then why the
Ohio Communists have taken their en-.
tire ticket from the Republican ranks.
Virginia's nominee for Governor has
but one arm. The Governor OF Louis
lana has but one arm and but one leg
We trust, however, that candidates for
Office won't go to knocking themselves
all TO pieces.
The Republican papers down in
Maine are accusing the Democratic
candidate for Governor of being a
bondholder. We hope he hasn't got
any of Blaine's Little Rock and Fort
Smith bonds.
The Oldest Jewish congregation in
America is the Sheriff Israel, of New
York, which was organized in 1854
The next in age is in Lancaster, Pa,
organized in l775. The third is in
Philadelphia, organized in 1880.
Ex-senator Cameron denies that be
said those cutting things about Mr..
Hayes and his policy. 1t was discov-
cred that the veteran politicians criti.
cism was doing his party more harm
even than the policy he denounced.
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General hawiey says oil Colonel
lioihday,the next governor oil .ir-
gina ne Is gentleman OF nne
presence ana address nne abilities ana
high character lie IS SIX ieet tall
ana very straight' lie mas peen twice
married ana Is again a widower'
If you ever 40 to Pixies Peak the
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Saws the pbiladelpbia Times. npost
master General Kew is getting recon
structed rapidly. II took only tw,
uoses oi NOV nngianu nospllai'y =
make nm reler ,, 70 ms assocla,es IN w ~
war Oh .ne rcoe',ion as ,eriihg pro'n .
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iennesSeo
Blaine Is regarded by many MS
hard customer in off.band debate. Blu
he sometimes finds himself over-match
ed. a happy instance was the rotor
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