The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1877-11-29
Miscellaneous
People learn wisdom BY experience. A
man mover wakes up his second baby 10
see Il laugh.


People learn wisdom BY experience. A
man mover wakes up bis second baby 10
see Il laugh.
"Our banks must bo made stronger"
says the Chicago Times. That isn't
enough. You must bar the doors. 90 tho
banks officials can't get in.
Anna. dear. if should attempt TO
spell cupid why could ! not got beyond
the fret syllable 2 Anna gave u up.
Whoreupon william said because
when ! come 10 q. Of course ] cannot
60 further
rule AZ Wellesley iorbids the pro.
scntaiion Of gentlemen 20 ladies by In.
PRODUCTION. So the dear creatures have
10 say Brother Jack ] would like 20
introduce you TO my friend. Mas Jolly.
but the laws forbid.
A woman quarreling with her husband
told him sho believes. IL aho was 20 die.
be would marry the devils eldest dnuFh.
ter. The Law docs not allow a man 10
marry two sisters" replied tho tender
husband
ALLOW me 10 bc your beau. said q Fon.
tcmau, placing his umbrella over a lady
in n shower. Thank you. Two plenty
OF fair.wcathcr beauN 90 ! suppose I
must call you my rain beau, nho rcpli-
cd, archly
A beauty who went 10 be photographed
at a seaside resort. after taking her scat
ia the chair Of torture. was thus al.
dressed by tlfo insinuating operator
Wow, miss you look at me ~ N ] was
your young man aud you'd u.ot mo un.
expected.
A little boy was asked tho other day u
no knew where tho wicked fnaily went
20. lie answered They practice law a
spell here and then 20 70 tho Lcgisla.
turof II was q painful operation for
that boy 70 SO down Tor a few days.
To was about six years old. lie point.
ed 20 the face Of the dial and said, why,
there's another little watch ! said.
That i called the second hand" lie
tossed his head contomptuously and
walked of saying. Il wouldn't own n
second hand watch
A free and-casy actor passed three ics
tive days at the scat Of tho Marques aud
Of -, without invita-.
ton. convinced that. my lord and my
lady not being on speaking terms. each
would suppose a. proved 20 be tho case
The other bad asked him.
A lover Of good coffee entered a gro.
, cry recently. and. holding up a handful
of ground coffee from a big can ho In.
Iuircd Are there any beans In this
'oflco z No, 81" promptly replied tho
grocer. How do you know p asked tho
nan. because ! was out Of beans and
bad toput peas in 4 was the answer.
Two men were riding in the cars tho
)thcf morning when ono asked tho
1ihcr il be had a pleasant place Of rcti.
lcuce. YES. was tho reply We have
.cvcn nice large rooms over a store"
'Over a store ] shouldn't think that
would be a quiet place" "Ohi it m
quiet enough. The folks don't advcr.
.isc.'
Closeiist aud his ton lived together.
They we're both exceedingly economical
n their habits ono day the old man
'cll dangerously ill and asked his son TO
run FOR a physician. Closcfst Junior.
with long face "But. father. you know
how these doctors change Never
mind, my hon. IL will be- cheaper Fu-
neFals are awiully expensive just now
Dr. Louis. % New Orleans. who u some.
hing OF a wag called on a colorCd min.
stor, and propoundod a few puFEling
questions. why j. d" said be. that
you are not able 10 10 the miracles that
the Apostles did They arc protected
against al poisons and al kinds Of pcrils.
How is IL you ara not protected now In
the same way Tho rolorcd preacher
responded promptly Don't know about
that poeioF ] fpcct g. I've taken
mighty sight of strong medicine from you.
Doctor. and ! is alive Yet"