Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1877-11-16
ALL SORTS.
Iazt isnr rnre mimic.

f. r ALL bOkIb, .'f nHn.
-Liszt is rare mimic
--Mofrisey is getting old and has a
bad cough. .N
Ladies' pocket hats for travelling
have come OUT
Sickness compels Rose Eytinge to
cancel some down-east engagements.
--Half a. million dollars stolen in
Brooklyn. This looks like revival of
trade. ,...,..r ..t. ,'.-f r.i.l.- .f
ST." asks Harper's Basar, and we
don't know from whom it stole the item,
Il" q great city is mart are all the inhab.
ants martyrsS"
Lap robes Of grizzly bear furs will
be worn a great deal this winter They
will be worn principally, however, on
the grizzly's own lap,
There may be a scarcity of gold coin
in this country, but it's very clear that
there is altogether too much Sitting
Bullion in circulation.
Stanley discovered the existence of
100000 Ethiopians heretofore un
known. viii some other explorer follow
up the scent.-N 7. Commercial.
Times are 80 hard that some of the
most gifted orators on the platform an
nounce that they will lecture this winter
for chickens, apples and cordwood.
The Hessian fly is damaging fall
wheat in Canada to an alarming extent.
Never mind the Hessian fly, man of the
town. Just think of the chimney flew.
"A young lady who has suffered from
baggage smashing" has had her trunks
covered with flannel this season, having
heard that flannel is good chest pro-
tector.
"A band of minstrels were arrested at
Holly Springs, Miss, by order of Judge
Watson, for making street parade
around the courthouse square during
court hours.
"A monument to the gentle memory
of Teresa Titiens will probably be built
by subscriptions from the English peo
pie. A movement for this purpose has
already been started.
There are sixty eight different sew
ing gmachine stitches, but not one of
them will sew on shirt-button for man
when he's in hurry to catch the train.
st. Louis Journal.
The New York Commercial pub
fishes poem entitled: " The Mosquito
(af:er William Cullen Bryant)." 1t does
not state whether the venerable poet es
capped Worcester Press. a-ia
Senator Morton leaves an estate es-
timated at from $4,000 to $50, 900,
which includes farm in White County,
bank stock, and one-half interest in the
Indianapolis Daily Journal. . saI
The Philadelphia Bulletin believes
that when Gen. Sherman got back home
from kissing all those Oregon girls, the
family rule against round dances sus-
pended for about ten minutes.
.-Danvers, Mass, has lost one of its
leading citizens-not by death, but by
burglary. His name is William H. Por.
ter he is an elder in church, and he
pleads guilty to a series of robberies,
"A poor colored man in Russell Coun-
ty, Ca, applied at the clerks office for
"sone marrying papers," saying that
secondhand papers would do just as we'll
if he could get them. at half price.
1t may be true that in the spring a
young mans fancy lightly turns to
thoughts of love, but for real business in
the matrimonial line, the sere autumn
leads ten to one.-Norioich Bulletin.
! The passengers of the Russia did a
rushing business in penitence and prayer
during the terrific gales in mid-ocean, 1t
is to be hoped they will not be shorn of
their piety, now that they have safely
reached shore.
Gen. Mcclellan after election: 81
said repeatedly that we ought to have
reinforcements, didn't I-say~ 1t may
seem little early for this paragraph,
but we know what we're about.-Roches
ter Democrat.
Teacher: "Define the word exca
vate." Scholar: at means to hollow
out" Teacher: Construct a sentence
in which the word is properly used.
Scholar: "The baby excaVates when il
gets hurt"
The Albany Eusninq Journal is de
moralized because, at a recent public
sale in New York city, Tom Paine's au
tograph brought twenty dollars and
Bishop James only twenty-five cents
Is money, then, test of personal worth
The literary man of the New Yorh
World says the provincial humorist be-
comes tedious bore. He is right. Any
success in provincial journalism becomes
a tedious bore, although the World man
modestly fOrbears saying to whom
DGn6ury NeaoS.
"A beauty who went to be photo
graphed at seaside resort, after taking
her seat in the chair of torture, was thus
addressed by the insinuating operator
"Now, miss, you look at me as if was
your young man and you'd met me unex'
pected."
The leaves are turning slowly vel
low; their summers hue is hence; the
ripening fruit is on the mellow; the small
boy on the fence. He looks around, hi
views the ground and thinks the moment
suits; he fills his pockets full and round
then Jumps the fence and scoots.-Ba
collie erchGnQe.
Aspiring artist to French picture
dealer, exhibiting what he considers one
of his little masterpieces: Z" What do yor
offerme for that, my dear friendS" Dealer
(resolutely); 81 will give you three
francs "Three francs! l gave you
double that for the canvas" "Ah, bu
pardon. Then it had nothing on it,"
The author of Thanatopsis" Ii
eighty.four:
Melodious Bryant, though,
At eightYfour
| Thy locks with honored
Years are silvered o'er,
May thy life's volume
On its closing page
Bear the full glory of
A golden age!
Gen. Sherman says that HowardI
campaign was one of the ablest and mos
energetic in the history of our Indial
war. Unfortunately those able leader