Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-03-17


Then the fierce excitement the devil
that had possessed me--pa>>ed away,
and thought only OF the DIVING and ths
dea
VAS BENDER HENSHPECHEDo
Any >hcntlcmen vot viii 20 rou... ne
Amd Your face. and talk iii IyOht .ur
hnch upcut Something's. Va ,hNG r.
| ncArcd dot Brown SAYS week
neat apOUt me | va> 1t uArushpecAru
punh- Dot VAS he. H.. prGof 9
eating va in de pudl'ng> | am n"
twenty year already, and v,,s Vet }.
pa.d-heldcd don't vas oouGcr a.
pcttiC"a,, gvernments >thi.. lta> I
va- potter il 4 tcller viii Insult MT his
vie uud ct her adv!ces apout something's
or ode.
Dem American voNaMs don, know
something, neter apout his husbands
peesuc,-, uHi when stem hart tunes
c5aic>. aud Mt 50 mlc.. ma,et {, mes
A. ne h"Js~s. tot lnah.- ... .r'"" Her
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-. VIZ hi. VIII. Val many tima yhen
.,,.,.,. na,J,roc hos rn, no nanic nnntv
. h,.I Jnt vnn,ns comrs ~ her hnsnsndt
.,nI ,.ys sh. ,nu.t have money lion
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V9nce ON , time Brown saws BEN
d.,. voulIn:t he benshnarlaj y So he
y..,., ,,, nmI ,rnt .Itt;ch,-sbust ma
,.,mse his viz ,,.li. h,m E7aase dom, do
InI nrn he Sis down ON hi, mack NIT
h,. floor md if | am not dere dot time
he meter would got home.
Veil dot night me und nv wife We had
y little talk ABOUT something's; und de
n.yt ,o,, sori ,o Rrov.n Iook hero
vnns, Mv Vito sbe makes sausaoes
| und works in dot shtore; also my ugh-
| Ter She works ny the sh,ore und makes
head sheeseS und YOUR wife vas going
out riding all de times nit de horse car,
und a patent-tied- pack k-cartiinal-shtriped
stockings Now YOUR wife moost go
work in de shtorc und cut peeishteaks,
und make sauer-hraut. oc else We divide
not equally auy more dot profits
Vel. Brown goes home und he tells
his y;te apout dot. Den she comes pooty
ouicL mi, Browu around md We had g
MISUNDERSTANDING anout sometimes. in
which e;eryboiy took = part, including
n1y Ie.,le doc Kaiser. Pouty soon up
comes a bolicemans und arrests us tor
hrreches Of promise to keep de pieces,
unl assaulting de battery. or something's.
Den de firm OF Bender d Brown vas
proke up. 90 about my peesness,
und Brown goes nit his pcesnesS. My
wife she helps in de shtore. HIS wife
Hry nirhts She vas by de teatre.
Vols d. consequences A,ong cnmes
dot Centennial panic. Dot KNOCKS l. own
more higher rs two kites. pv Chim,a ny.
Nv income vas shti!l more As ~. III
come But Brown. he goes 'rorr .ot
shtreetS NIT his hands ont OF ms
cts, und he don't got a cent TO H.
- Won Boyle.