Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1877-03-30
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The Press on Blue Glass.

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The Press on Blue Glass.
The American press, says the De-
troit Free Press, is the greatest insti-
tuition in the world. The moment
there lis anything new or anything
old resurrccted, the Ameri AN press
pounce> upon ii, and if there is the
po sibili,y Of fun or pun, it is extract.
ed. The great American press fell
upon that pane-iul subject, blue glass,
and here are some OF the splinters
from all parts Of the Continent:
Are you starving? Try blu. glass.
"rhe glass Of fashion"-blue glass.
All glass, except cut glass, is blew
glass.
Time for a new mania. Blue
glass is getting tiresome.
We wish some men had blue
glass pocket-book.
Only blue glass is accepted a,
crystal weddings now.
Have you Il blue coa:nterpane on
your bed now at nights.
Blue glass in bottle form has no
effect ol, poor corn juice.
''Blue glass treatment is homeo-
pathic-panes to cure panes.
'rhe blue glass cure may be re-
garded, ! think, rs Il zure cure.
The blue glass remedy has the
merit of being Il Pleasant on to take.
Both thin and corpulent people
are undergoing blue glass treatment.
Aud now it claimed that blu.
glass i'll make Il setting hen lay tw"
eggs Il day.
|'G.orge, | think ~e had better
have Il blu"gla>s window, and dis
charge the dos, n and save coal
The blue glass cure has been in-
troduccd INTO ,Allcyan. y man ls
wearing it TO relieve Il back eye.
SmllSkln> says: t isn't "WiIl
You take >milr?' now, bur will
you look through blue glaSs?''
"Bluc glass cures are >pringlng up
III Ill parts "f the country As fast
azure cured, please step cut"
Blue glass worn in the crown of
the hat will enable a bali headed
man 20 part his hair in the middle.
1t you believe in blue lass, just
wait NV iillc. In few weeks you
can buy cart loads of it dog cheap.
Chicago is trying blue glass ex-
tcnsively. If it works well i'll pri
va'e ca es, she will apply it to her
commerce.
1t is now being demonstrated that
regular old fashioned sunlight, unin-
terrupted by blue glass, is the health
lest.
"a glass-hlower has recently died
at the age of l10 years. His great
age is another proof Of the truth of
the blew-glass the' ry."
Sunlight passing through blue
glass is SO beneficial to the beneficia-
ries that Gen. Pleasanton ought to
make great rays by the result.
Young men now use blue glass as
a charm. No young lady can refuse
n young man who has Il small piece
of blue glass hung about his neck.
Gen. Pleasanton, i'll his efforts to
introduce the new style Of blue VIM
dow glass, has proved himself an ex-
ccedingly panes-taking gentleman. !"
Blue glass having cured rheuma-
tism, many sufferers wonder whether
! it might not have sottening effect
upon the joints of u boarding house
roast turkey.
a st. Louis man put his twins un-
der blue glass. One of them throve
immensely, anu the other one died.
Blue glass should always be tried
with triplets.
"Undcr the Blue Glass She Sits"
is the title of a poem sent to the Buf-
falo C,urie,' for publication. 1t was
declined and the author recommend
ed to try farming.
Plea>anton recommends the set
ting of blue glass in church windows
for the cure Of feeble sermons. There
he is wrong. The raise Of the con-
! tribu,ion box will do more tor fr-
bile preacher than he rays Of the sun
on Il Sunday.
y young lady on Woollawn ave
nue. got the blue glass fever recently
and wrote to Gen. Pleasanton for y
copy of his book. The book came
G. 0. d., and the charges were fifty
dollars. 1t cured her at once and
the book WAS sent back.
Mr. D,riny, OF Troy, has been cur
ed of hip disease 10y blue light trans
mi,tcd through blue tissue paper.
You will observe that all that is nee
cs>ary is to get the correct color;
blue hight i'll any shape will d"-ev-
Ell the Connecticut blue light.