National Republican., 1877-10-11
FUNNY THINGS.

, mn aay thht fsti III more cauS-quittish
THIS promises to be tho most unhealthy fall
| since Adams.
THE Chicago Times calls the fire at the
Patent Once "tho glare Of genius"
WHY II rains In very hot wealth. her-The heat
opens the pours ofthe clouds.-N T. Republic.
THE Sun thinks the Gar has concluded not
to have Turkey for his Thanksgiving this year.
Wit is educated humor, chastising inten-
tionally. Humor ingenious wit, reprovlng un.
Willingly.
THE San Francisco Nal tells why niggor
minstrcls have TO be 'corked." 1t is to keep their
| Jokes from getting Hat.
moor range for this winter markct-N j. Graphic.
Gregory should see to this.
MANY church going maidens and matrons
during the fruit season have been praoticing the
| can-can with great success.
1T HAS been discovered that the original
tramp was an INDIAN Philadelphia Bulletin. That
| accounts for his having fallen 50 Lo
TIE Lady Slipper" Is the name of vessel
lust launched at Boston She must be intended for
the whaling scryice-S. Louis Journal.
TUE oyster business Is becoming really stew.
pcndous.-Botcn IOa. While you were about It,
why didn't you spell 1t ''stew.pandous"
THE latest cruel thing said against New
Jersey to prove that It is foreign country Is that
| Spanish maCkcrel are found on It's coast.
At THE Washington fire thieves watched
for opportunity to steal the Patent Ofice rcports
This shows how hard the times arc.-BrooHyn
Union.
TELL not your secrets in a corn field. 1t
| has thousands of Errldngc-Nc mind It's
ears, but look out for itsstslk-CbriHgtDn Common
| uonfh.
RIGHT and proper was 1t that Dr. Iambdin
| should he the orator Of the day at Germantown.
drcd years ago.
IT II not the dollars of their daddies that
the young men sigh for but the dollars of some
body elses daddy and the daughter Incidentally
EdsOn Free Press.
no, be ont Of mischief was to MI the shower.bsth
of one of her admirers at country house they
were staying at with Ink.
THE p. !. man Of the Herald Is delighted to
learn that Col Bob Irt2crsol Is not pie man. Col
| Bob, who sees the H1uii p. l. column occasion.
ally, is equally delighted.
THE Knights Templar who 90 to Lynchburg
next week will appreciate this FROM the BOSTON
tommercini B"prfin: "A party prescribing German
IN hotk sf1n0 Hncea."
AN exchange says; "A child was recently
born In parse county, Ind. with It's arms and
pair till they reflected that the youngsier would
make good custom house inspector"
A BOsToNIAS in the real estate business but
of u literary turn Of mind desires to run a street
| Rue n Aubisne. but the common council have
amended II to Rue de Bean.-Chicago md.
THEY had n seance up in Fishtown the
other evening and brought the materiailzed spirit
of LIndlay Mnrry in: and when Lindlay answered
n question with my wishes has been granted"
there was no mstaking his identity Philadelphia
| Pres
THE man who can count up eighty men as
his warm personal friends should, before dying
| start out some day to ask the loan Of s5-Deiroh
| Free Irns We can hardly believe that tho Free
Press man writes from the bitterness Of personal
disappointment
MY dear boy" said mother to her son, as
| he handed round his plate tor more turkey, this
mother replied ne boy BUT aSa, turkey pSHSsG SSS@
| NJ me once and want to get square with him."
| He got his turkey.
MADAM, don't you know that your baby
promptly responded. well. its such careiessness
rs that which flls our cemetery with little graves"
to live" she replied
NEXT week the Journal will appear with
nice new polonnise and overskrt. which will
make i more acceptable 70 the rcadcrs.-Ddyton
mnortant article Of apparel: but there is no doubt
Of his ability to make a hustle.
THE principal difference between man who
stops his team on the crosswalk Of crowded street
and half barrel of -four is that both make about
u hundred weight. bridgeport Standard We have
studied over this patiently, but cannot recall in
@ % 8Hsl ppff ou ' team on
WHEN Little Mac" from sound of guns re-
| treated
What CHEAP applause the Jersey welkin shook
| How he was hattered glorifed and greeted
| As he the saddle for the stump fOrsook!
| Pope was the only foo he Ger defeated
Trenton the only town he ever took.
THEY have SACRED concerts" every Sunday
in Terre Haute. Last sunday one Of the musicians
got into a quarrel with a hackman who was on a
sacred drunk, aud In the sacred row that ensued
the hackmHn had his sacred bowels most sacrile.
gIously profnnod with q dirk knife. After which
| the evenings entertainment wns concluded by the
rendition Of Sweet sabbath Eve" cornet oblsato,
with orchestral accompaniment.