The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-03-22
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born7 A little before Eve.
= Etiquette does not require you to
shake hands with crowded parlor.
= Persons who call on dentists are poi
litely shown into the drawing room.
"A man should always live within,
bis income. even if he has to borrow to
- cineianiaittfi merchants employ hand
|some lady collectors WITH gratifying re-
suits.
~ Little drops of rain brighten mea-
doYs;, and little acts of kindness brighten
80 A despondent agricultural editor
says "thereis mol. singls advantage to
be claimed in favor Of Big hogs"
t. - Some 'hygienie writer says: "Let
your children eat all the salt they want" y
Bless you it isn't salt they want its
sugar. - ...,a..i..,...a.,1..
|, . Governor Hendricks is blessed with
o wife discreet enough to tell him when
TO stop talking to-a newspaper inter
"A billestablish;ig & new county, to
be called Wade Hampton County, has
been introduced into the Legislature of
! iS.rai I'D e lave neveefkntowMn u but two women
who were really perfect" said lady ITO
another. "Who was the other?" asked
her companion. a- u'l.s,,. /
= Laughing may make a man fat, but
you have got to mix it nightly with
meat and bread and quiet conscience,
if you getit to stick,
nGiye the, hens O. rest says coun-
try exchange. just so; sort Of inter.
egg-num as itwere, adds the New York
Commercial Advertiser. !.
) Muriatic acid poured on, the wound
,madeiby the bite fof "a sd6g may prevent
hydrophobia, but the best way is to shoot
the dog before he bites.
"Who was the meekest man ?"
asked a'Shnday School teacher f'doses." "
every we'll; who was the meekest wo-
nan ~ ;"Never was any, ps:t,ye4Gss
Abraham Lihcclh, during hisattatk
of smallpox, said: "Now I am willing
to see the Office seekers, for at last / have
something I can give 'em, all."',4
K Gov. Hayes is fifty-fve.years 0fage,
and is said to be ID robust health.
Elected Outside Of the. Constitution" it
is lucky that She has 9 good opesof his
own. Z = y : ( = L "a =
The sword of Gen. William Barks-
dale, who was killed at the battle Of
Gettysburg has been restored blythe gov:
ernmept to his brother, Hon. E. Barks-
dale, Of Mississippi.
"A certain way tofkeep ants finn.
sugar barrels, lard pans and preservejars,
says one who has tried-it,c to tie a
string wet with kerosenearoIgd the bar
rel, can or jar. Reteat the wetting of
the string with the ksFpaahes oil every
few daya s;s ,:s-:s,
-"Do YOU Know What bull doing isl"
asked man ofAansg ,sieas9,sf. IT
thought I did, said granger, "but
the bull wasn't doing; heAwas only
making believe. and being ginsthe middle
Of. forty acre lot naturally had to
make pretty quick Gmato reachths fence
ahead of him." ~
When boy has. been off all day,
contrary to the expressed wish, of his
mother, and on. approaching the home
stead at night, with an anxious and eau
tious, tread, finds company attea, the ex-
preston eofr confidence sand ~rectitude
which suddenly lights up his face cannot
be reproduced on canvass.
= 1tlisla great blessing to have q help.
full wife. There was once half-witted
fellow who informed his father that he
was about to marry. "Why, Charles"
said the old man, "you cannot support
yourself. What fool to think of getting
married" 81 know it father" replied
Charles; "but I can pretty nearly sup
port myself, and it does seem as if wife
oughtrto help me some."s
!. : 1t seems incredible that extra in
ducements should be held out any where
in the world to persuade-men to remain
in office; yet in the municipality Of
Scaufs, Switzerland, which possesses q
considerable area of wood land, the prop
er care of, which is intfusted to tores-
ter, the annual salary Of that officer was
recently increased, upon condition of his
continuing in Office for period of not
less than three years.
by an OuQ CnaHce TWO lOVers VI Ouo
woman met as convicts in the Alabama
State Prison. One'was to serve two years
and the other FIVE; and the latter desired
q compact by which the former was not
to take advantage of his earlier freedom,
but to refrain from courting the girl un-
til they both were at liberty. The two
years man refused to make such an agree
ment, and was in consequence nearly
murdered by the FIVE years man. The
woman had already married another
man.
"A book agent, who has retired from
active labor upon the hard.earned accu-
mutations of life of industrious cheek,
says that the great secret of his success
was that when he went to house where
the female head Of the family presented