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The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-02-04
Collision Between Steamboats, and
the Il esult-Oue Man Killed and a m
other Iut0r red

Collision Between STEAMBOATS, and
the X esult-Oue Man Killed and An
other Injured.
On last Thursday night, near Ashport,
point on the Mississippi river short
distance above Memphis, the steamers
Charles Morgax aud the Aggie collided,
the latter boat receiving more or less
damage. The circumstances Of
the collision as related to
us were about. these; The
Morgan was coming M the river and the
Aggie going down. The usual passing
signals were given by both boat, and the
Morgan kept straight on her way, but
the pilot OF the Aggie must have changed
his mind. for Immediately after giving
the-slgnal he changed his course and
attempted to cross the Morgan's bow to
take the opposite side. and in SO doing
the two boats came together with great
force, and the Aggis, as above stated. sus-
tanned considerable damage. The Morgan
escaped uninjured. In the collision, two
deck passengers on the Morgan were ter
ribly injured, one of them having since
died. The Morgan continued on hei
way, arriving at this port during Friday
night. She brought the two wounded pas.
sangers to this port, where they were
lett Charles Mccarthy, one OF
the wounded men, died shortly
after arriving here, and his re-
mains were buried by MIR. Cary, the un
dertaker, at the "Seven Mile" graveyard
yesterday. Mccarthy was accompanied
hy his wife aud child, who were lett in ,
destitute condition. The other man
David Anthony, had his foot crushed
The whole party are from llale's Point
Tennessee. Capt. Steine, Of the Morgan
made every provision in his power fol
the comfort OF the unfortunate passen
gers, and provided them with money anS
passes to return to Hale's Point. TIT
Morgan was III no manner responsible
for the accident.
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Mark These Facts.
The Testimony OF the Whole World
HOLLOWAY'S PILLS.

81 had no appetite Holloway . Pills gave me
Your Pills are marvellous
81 send for another box, and Keep them in the
house.
DIR. Holloway has cured my headache that
was chronc.'
81 gave one OF your Pills to my babe tor chol-
day
MY nausea of morning Is now cured''
''l our box of Holoway's Ointment cured me
of noises in the head L rubbed some OF your
Ointment behind the ears, and II MOI sc has left ="
family.''
81 enclose a dollar; your price is Is cents but
the medicine TO me is worth a dollar
"send me five boxes of your Pills. "
LET me have three boxes Of your Pills by re-
turn mail, for Chills and Fever -
Il have over 200 such testimonials as these but
want of space conpels me to conclude.
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HOLLOWAY'S PILLS
Invariably cure the following diseases
Disorder Of the Kidneys.

In all diseases affecting theGe organs, whether
they secrete too much OF too little water; oil
whether they be afflicted with stone Or gravel, o
with aches and pains settled in the loins over TN
regions of the Kidneys, these Pills should be Ia
ken according TO the printed directions. and tn
Ointment should be we'll rubbed into the small o
the back at bed time. This treatment will give
almost immediate relief when ali other mean
have failed a. =
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Removal.

Mrs. Horn has removed her dress-mak.
ing rooms from her late residence Oh
Seventh street to Washington avenue,
one door above Mrs. Il. ii. Cunning
hams, where she will be happy TO see
her friends and patrons. l-20-lm.
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waukee; +. NJ Ford. Mexico I'd.
johnson, Fillmore. Ky. Christ. fsyne,
Fillmore, KY; r. w. Creek do; w. p.
Marshal. do; V. H. Van CrelaD, New
Orleans.
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The DarDer.

JEFF Brown has taken charge OF the
barber shop on Eighth street, near Wash.
inston avenue, lately kept by Daniel
Iampert. JEFF is good barber. and So
ucits a share of patronage. Give him a
call and satisfy yourself. II
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J. s,~~rss stefnho use.

on Eighth street, two doors from Alex
aader County Bank, is the place to get a
fashionable hair cut or a smooth shave
or anything else in the barber line. La
dies aud childrens' hair cut or dressed.
either at the chop or their homes.
e-0x-ff
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HAGAN's MAGNOLIA BALM preserve
and restores the complexion removes
ireckles, tan and sallowness makes the
skin soft. white and delicate. Its app'i'
cation cannot be detected.
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Tirss.Class Laundry.

Il is now conceded that Mrs. Coleman.
she laundress. No. II Fourth street, be-
.ween Washington and Commercial aye
sues, has one of the best conducted lann'
Try establishments in the city, and land
.ords Of hotels and boarding houses VIII
ind 1t to their advantage to call upon
aer. Her prices are as follows; Hotel
,na boarding house washing 20 cents per
Jozen. For piece work prices are as fol-
lows: Single shirt and collar, l5c; two
shirts and two collars, 25c; per dozen,
zoe; socks, SC; two collars, &c; Two
handkerchief, &c vests, 200; and all gen.
ileman,s wear, SOC per dozen; ladies
plain calico dresses, 81 25 per dozen
ealioo dresses with extra trimmings, SOC
white dresses, 81 81; ladies underwear,
Gne or course, 81 per dozen. ll-2s-lf
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Peter xim merm~. Oas Of she Aches

Peter Ztm MersnaD O"t Of she Ashes
Mr.. Peter Zimmerman, cleaner, reno
yator and repairer OF clothing, was
burned out in the big fire Of saturday
morning last, hut is already ready to
qerye the public and his old customers
again. He has opened ont In John n.y.
lands old stand, at the corner OF Com
,nerelal avenue and Tenth street, and re-
spectfully soiicits patronage from old and
new friends. If you have coat, vest
or pair of pantaloons that needs clean
ing or repairing. take it TO Peter thinner
man and he will make it rs good as new
u a price That will astonish you by Its
cheapness. Remember Peter thinner
man, at the corner of Commercial avenue
and Tenth street. l-lo-im
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LYONS kATHAIRON makes beautiiu''
glossy, luxuriant hair; prevents Its fall
ing out or turning gray. 1t has STOOD
abe test of 40 years. is:chsrMingly per-
fumed and has no rival.
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horn.

Matthsws--ln Cairo, February 2d, q
son to willis and Nellie J. Matthews.
Nine pounds.
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will be given by the
NATIONAL CORNET BAND

ATTURNER HALL
On Monday evening, February 3, 1877.
Admission, gentlemen, 81 (; ladies, zoe.
Tickets can be purchased at NJ. j. Nc
Cauley's and Frank Heley's drug stores,
at +. & w. Buder's and Fred Teichman's.
l-l6-td
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Rainfall .0j inshes.
JAMBb W N ISVN,
Sergeant. Signal Service. L. 3. A
Notice.

Notice.
We will pay no bills for goods or mer-
shandise purchased for the BULLETIN
by any OF the employees. unless the pur.
cnasA is made on written order signed
by the:president or secretary Of the COM
pany. CAIRO BULLETIN 60.
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For City Clerk.

We are authorized to announce james W ..
Stewart Us a candidate ior reelection 10 the Of
flee of City Clerk at the approaching charter
election. ID
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For Cutaneous Disorders,

And all eruptons of the skin, this Ointment 10
most Invaluable IL does not heal externally
alone, but penetrates with the most searching
effects to the very root OF the evil.
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NO CORE. NO PAY,

Persons can be cured of the Tapeworm
by me in only two hours. Worms by
children in a short time. Call on me at
Louis Herbert's Hotel, Ohio levee, Cairo.
Illinois. DR.. Ottofy will remain here
only q short time. 2-2-3t#
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Rv. Ostofy.

Physician and surgeon, from Cincin-
natl, Ohio, has prepared certain RENE.
dies for the cure OF fever and ague,
chronic rheumatism and palsy, neuralgia
and cramps, wettness of the bed by
children, adults, etc.
The above named diseases viii be
curedwhere elsa treatment has failed.
MY remedies are almost infallible.
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RATES OF ADVERTISING.


All bills for advertising. are due and pay
able IN ADVANCE
Transient aAvertising will BE- inserted at the
rate Of 81 90 per square for the first insertion
and 30 cents for each subsequent one a liberal
discount will be made on standing and displ
advertisements
For inserting Funeral notice 81 20 Notice Of
meeting Of societies or secret orders 20 cents for
each insertion
Church, Society, Festival and Supper notices
will Only he inserted as advertisements
No advertisement will be received at less than
80 cents. and no advertisement will be inserted
for less than three dollars Ger month
-------
LOCAL BCsYNlsS NOTICES
OF one square Is lines space or more, in
serted in the BULLETIN as follows (Less
than one square counted as square.)
One insertion per square......."....S 10
Two insertions per square.-......". 10
Three insertions per square........... j 0O
Six insertions per square. ! 20
Two weeks per square. 90
One month per square.-........"..... , 80
Special rates made on large advertise
ments or for longer time,
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Another Mes Arrival.
When Mr.. NJ. w. Matthews returned
home Saturday morning he was surprised
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Western Homes

TIE LAKE CITY JouRNAL Is los 11uu<r
puhlisbsa ~ the milst a tbs s.srlsQ - Wet
wAsse tHnassAs u psccared - = ~ ~
or capital car here Iaaks NM fopp1De-&
Those contemplatins m@r4 oonohnq CO.,
pssency. !nay * thoreus hlesp6 by ~
TBRNs, One yeAr, - w; slS nA,llkx d
THREE months. ~ cents, postage psN.
Address r ua1cnnt9s
Dee. e-sw ~ ItUs kva.
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CITY NEWS.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1877.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS T.,
To GANDlDATES.

TO GASDlDATES.
No aun0u cemeut will be Inserted
tn the Bulletin Waless ihc money ae-
eOm paufes the sWnAe. This rnIe -
i'm pc rnsiye. RATES Aan0umee-
meats tor city Omees- 81 Aldersonw.
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Rlvfa NtWs;..

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SI,IVl PalFlF p7.|lla

Made any dayin Pas axS Gaia hvestaecordhg
TO your means. $40. ssspr sioo, hisfOCk fiuV
IIEGES, has broush, small ptune TO the careful
INVESTOR We advise whea aathow TO OPERATE
SAFELY, Book with ~ miornaton sfnf ire 9
Address -by man aad'tseeraph 10
BAXTER q CO.,
Bankers and brokers IL Wall Ss.S.Y
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VI. J. HOWLEY-Eseal Estate Agent. Buys
and selis real estate, collects rents, pays taxes
for non residents. ctr. Commercial avenue, be
tween Ninth and Tenth strects.
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Photography

WILLIAM WINTER-slxih street beiwee,
ommercisl avenue and Washington avenue.
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Clothing and Merchant Tailoring.
JOHN ANTRIM Merchant Tailor and dealer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

u WHAT LOVE HAS DoNE.-In a GER
tain district in Russia there is to be
seen, ma solitary place, pillar with
this inscription: s'Greater love hath no
man than this, that a man lay down his
life for his friend" That pillar tells a
touching tale, which may of you must
have heard. Itwas wild region, in
Tested withrwolves, and as little party
travelled along, it soon became plain
that these were on their track. The
pistols were fred |; one horse after an.
Tolher was left to the ravenous wolves,
till as they came nearer and nearer, and
nothing else remained to be tried, the
faithful servant, in spite Of the expostu-
la.ions of his master, threw himself into
the midst Of them. and by his own death
saved his master. That pillar marks
the spot where his bones were found ;
that Inscription records the noble in
stance Of attachment. But there is
another nobler still. There is another
pillar. and on it read, Herein is love
not that we loved God, but that He
loved us, and sent His Son to be the
propitiation for our SINS" That pillar
is the Bible, the noble pillar fof Scrip
ttre, written all over with loving words.
and telling of salvation.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

L NEVER GET ANaRY.-It does no
good. Some sins have a seeming COM
'pensation or apology, a present gratii-
cation Of some sort, but anger has none.
A man feels no better for it. 1t is
really torment. and when the storm of
passion has cleared away it leaves one
to see that he has been fool, and has
made himself a fool in the eyes Of others
too. An angry man adds nothing to
the welfare of society. He may do
some COED, but more hurt. Heated
passion makes him fre-brand, and it
is wonder if he does not kindle flames
of discord on every hand. Without
much sensibility, and often bereft OF
reason. he speaketh like the piercing Of
a sword, and his tongue is as an arrow
shot out. He is bad element in any
community, and his removal would
furnish occasion for day of thanks
giving. Since, then, anger is useless,
needless, disgraceful, without the least
apology, and found only lin the bose m
of FOOLS" why should 1t be INDUCED at
all? ~ ~
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04


Sunday School Times In, a Church
prayer meeting recently; good brother
remarked that he had sought earnestly
to know how he ''might labor for the
sxtinction Of the cause" in behalf Of
which they were then assembled
There are great many who are labor
ing to that same end. A teacher who
takes class in Sunday school and
'neglects it, being with it only OCCASION
ally, and then coming unprepared with
the lesson, is laboring effectively for the
extinction Of that class. A superintsn-
dent who does all the talking in his
teachers meeting, is at work for the
extinction of that gathering from mutual
study. A professional friend OF the
temperance cause, who uses liquors in
his, family freely for cooking and as a
medicine, and who sneers at rigid total
abstinence men as fanatics, is active in
labors for the extinction of the temper
ance cause. Our good brother said
more than he meant, when he told of
zeal for the extinction of cause which
was nominally valued by the laborer."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

~
THE RoLL7CALL IN HEAvEN.-An
incident is related by a chaplain who
was in the army during one of, our bard
fought battles: g
The hospitals had been filing up fast
as the wounded men had been brought
to the rear. Among them was a young
man MORALLY wounded and unable to
speak. 1t was midnight, and many a
loved one lay sleeping on the battle
6eld-that sleep that knows no wax
ing, until Jesus shall call for them. /,
The surgeons had been their rounds
Of duty, and for moment all was quiet.
Suddenly this young man, before
speeches., called out in a clear voice :
Here !" The surgeon hastenedto his
side, and asked him what he wanted.
Nothing, said he, they are calling
the roll in heaven, and I answer to my
name.o He turned his head aid was
gone to join the great army, whose
uniform is washed white with the blood
of the Lamb.
Reader, in the great rollrcall Of eter-
nifty, your name will be heard: can you
answer sHere?' Are you one of the
soldiers of Christ the great Captain Of
Salvation? AZ uE7 ~
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04
.:Beeaass the Bible Says se."

|ai' Afew days ago I met little girl tc
whom Isaid 'sDo you know that Jesus
loves yousn Her face lighted with 9
simple smile Of confidence, and the
ready answer came forth:
Iiestoh, yes, sir." '.'a .a
e.sHow do you know that? ?"
ssBeeause the Bible says So"
1"But as you speak about the Bible
my little girl, I must tell you that holy
book says, that we all have sinned anc
come short Of the glory Of God, and thai
there is none righteous-no, not one.
Es5r But Jesus said, Suffer little chill
Fthen 70 come unto me- size replied.
e1'But you are "a sinner. You have
done many naughty things. What
makes you think he will receive you?'
: 'The Bible says he died for sinners
and therefore he died for me-"
G ''But this is very great thing fol
you to4say. How can you be sure o
|itsn 1.sd az 70 -erssig -.'
+ AsBecouse the Bible says So" &C.
1.-THE Bible always says that Jesus
will come again and take his people w
from the earth in moment some day
What viii become of you then? How
would you feel if he were to come now
while you and me are takings" ~
.'essI should be very happy" 3D. '.r
! s"Why 500" '' Aat .'A
Because he would take me UP to bt
witt. him forever?" tA" ..sc1 :
s'This was childlike faith, and 1 found
that she showed by her ways that the
confession Of her lips was the real work
ing Of the spirit Of God in her soul.
We know that God is love, because
| the Bible says so, and when we believe
Gods word our hearts answer to it,
truth. f,s~s '.i..e - ~ ---.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

WHAT THE PAPERS Do.-An ex-
change combats with considerable vigor
the argument that the city papers are
cheaper and better than the county pa
pers because they give more columns
of reading for the money. Do the city
papers, it asks, ever give you any home
news? Never. Do they say any thing
in regard to your own county N Nothing.
Do they contain notices of your schools,
churches. Improvements and hundreds
of other local matters of interest,
which your paper publishes without
pay? Not an item. Do they say a
word calculated to draw attention to
your county and its numerous thriving
towns, and aid IN their progress and
enterprise? Not a word. And yet
there are men who take such contracted
views of this matter that unless they
are getting as many square inches Of
reading matter in their own paper az
they do in a city paper, they think they
are not getting the worth Of their money.
1t reminds US Of, the. person who took
the largest, pair of boots in the box,
simply because they cost the same
as the pair much smaller that fitted
him. as f.
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more sincerely than / had ever hated
the false Afthsa..' II deeply regret tie
part Ihaye basely played.r -

more sincerely than I had ever hated
the false Afthea..' II deeply regret TIE
part Ihaye basely played..n 80 =
But. to my iddescribable anguish The
sobs kept on, with sundry hysterical
symptoms that nearly frightened me
out Of my wits. And then Z burst into
| a paroxysm of self.reproa fintsrlAr,
rded with all Che endearments / could
recall for, you see, it had been year,
since I had occasion for them. :
At last the sufferer asked, ID 4 voice
wonderfully firm for a young, solfo,xaine
gill, ddeluging my shirt-front Win tears
Sand are you really sorry q 'ss<
ssYes, ~ fsplied; Il !cah nsvsr snf
feienhy issfet Wounding your tender
spirit thus, z Ind continued, with thai
abruptness en7oiyed By al emergency.
II ann profoundly and counfotmdedly ii
love ?','a s .ss'' 80 81 ssss
with nue. ~ and the curly head went
up, disclosing face suspiciOusiy
shining. - .yifeQ
.1lssl@fsat yoa. :. sss4s aa.. e-e.
Excellent! !" and Florell effervesced
from my embrace. 'sMy dear friend,
the tables are t,lrned.n ttteas
WHAT" just gasped, in my per.
plexity. 81"
"Did you think me so ignorant q
your real self? I saw you at 5udg.
F'inch's. Eloise said you were glrm
and misanteropic, and said I'd have a
pretty time with you. ! wrote thai
very profound note, believing you would
take just such an advantage as you
have" 'Aise-- - sls'2 u
Weren't you ashamed'te kiss me
then ?" I asked, assuming grave air.
'sNot Bit" she answered, blushing
in spite of herself. 81 rather liked it,"
''You are easily abashed." 1ta q
eyes, my friends always said So"
thought an instant. -
perhaps we had better compromise.
Are you going to become my wife?
Il thought to have time for reflection,
but as you press me 50 hard, I had
better say yes" '3s ~
And that is how my stratagem ended.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04
HEAVENS BEST GIrr.-Jeremy

HEAVENS BEST GIrT.-Jeremy
Taylor says, If you are for pleasure,
marry; If you prize health, marry. A
good wife is Heaxen'sa4asS best gift to
man; his angel Of mercy; minister of
graces innumerable; his gem of many
virtues; his casket Of jewels. Her
voice his sweetest music; her smile the
brightest day; her kiss the guardian of
innocence; her arms the pale Of his
safety; the balm of. his health, the
balsam of his life ;.her industry his sur
est wealth; her economy his safest
steward; her lips his faithful COUNSEL
Tors; her bosom the softest pillow Of
his cares; and her prayers the ablest
advocates of Heavens blessing.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

An Omaha girl recently married 8
man whose features were nearly obscur-
ed by a heavy growth Of whiskers.
"Now," said she, at the conclusion Of
the marriage ceremony, my first ankle
ty is to get that hair off your face, so that
can see what you look like. I've mar
ried pig in poke, SO far as your fea-
lures are concerned" The barber had
a call that day.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04


A young man must have life and
energy In this advanced age Of stern
unyielding and unainshing Battle.
Like I crew Of sinking craft in mid
ocean, struggling for Fife with the
ssarging go and bowling waves
threatening destruction, be must
6ght to keep afioat with undyipg
pluck or, else 60 down in the mael-
storm. ! have determined to out live
this storm and in order that the
people may fully understand my mean,
ing I place before them an array of
prices that will conyines every one
that l mean Business ia positive
earnest.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

A former mathematical professor in
Dartmouth certainly understood thor
oughly his business of calculation, for
when he went abroad, his admirers re-
late, he estimated his Expenses so sccu-
rately that he took just enough money to
pay all his bills, and walked into his own
home when he returned with exactly one
cent in his pocket.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

Mr.. Bayard Taylor says he enter
high regard for the successful par
graphist, but cannot find language sufhz
GENTLY harsh to condemn the would-be
funny writers whose stun" consists in
making light of the suferings of others.
The practice ofridiculing mothers-in-law
he condemns as bad one.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

Irate subscriber (excited and pointing
to an Objectionable article)-s"What does
that mean? Every statement is false"
Editor gazing reflectiyely at the article
in question)-s'I shouldn't wonder if the
wholearticle were typographical error.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

The last outrage is much the worst.
A Louisiana negro, who was out hunt
ing one night last week, fired at an
object IN the crotch of a tree, under the
belief that it was a coon. It proved to
be Republican Supervisor Of Election
hiding away with the returns Of = DEM
ocrat,c parish-[Brooklyn Argus.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

''If 1 was as 1at-footed as you are I
would not be afraid Of slipping on the
sidewalk" yes" was the response,
''some people are fat on one, end, and
some on another" And then the first
chap looked thoughtful, and went
down street. Chicago Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1877-01-04

Taking cigar out his mouth, tbe|
minister said to one of his parishiopersl
fond ofsleeping in sermon-time. There
is no sleeping car on the road to heaven"
And no smoking car, either I reckon"
said the man in reply, now wide awake.