The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1877-06-28
Miscellaneous.


The Red Sea. unlike a good many pol.
iiicians. dried up.
The man Who cheers but does not inc
btiets Is = mighty rare individual on the
Fourth Of July.
The Fortuightly Review has an able
article on Water AZ = Beverage" The
plea appears 10 be feasible.
A good deal Of this talk about the dan.
ger OF dogs comes from the tramps. They
are afraid Of big dog.
The pay Of a Russian Colonel ia only
e4O0 year: but the brrvitY Of bis salary
y more than made up By the length Of
bis name.
institution that can pronoonce the Rns-
sian names without imPairing digestion.
AZ the season approaches. ne would
state for housewives. 10 takes fourteen
pounds Of sugar 10 one pound Of goose
berries.
The sewing machine agent since the
patent run out. has 70 talk just a. much
Au9 just - AM@As Aua ANAA AM@A - 0AMay
lics for s2s a. he used 10 teli for el35.
A young Ady was asked upon her 70
turn from church Last Sunday. What the
text was. 70 which sho unhcaitatinely TO
piled. Blessed are the dressmakers"
The click Of the mallet is again heard
on the lawn. and any one Who says Gro
quet IL going out Of fashion IL . conspic-
uously bad player, or else wears No.
CATERS.
A New York paper hints that the Gin.
oinnAt Enquirer can't tell truth When
truth IL right under its nose. 10 ian't 90
with Goldfish. thank Heaven.
An indiseriminats slaughter Of dogs ls
All right but remember
that every dog killed leaves several hun
dred aeas 10 be cared for and amused.
A Southern genius has invented cot
ton. picking machine which does more
work In a day than ffty negroes can do.
and IL will never growl about The bacon
are care 20 so 10 the circus.
When a man Al Portland called an.
other citizen = fool be was arrested and
made 10 prove H. The jury returned
verdict 10 the effect that the defendant
had been duly found 10 be fool
Somebody told Jerrold that George
Robins. the auctioneer was dead. And.
" course" added the gentleman. his
business will 20 10 the devil" "Oh
hen he'll get ID AgAini" replied the Wit.
spurgcon says that no reporter ever
made correct report Of his sermons. A
.erBahn report Of a speech. sermon or
'rAtion always makes the speaker mad
Il himself
A dear old lady presented her son. on
ais departure for sea. with bible. on
opening IL during q gale. u fell from bis
ianda, and out dropped a hne tooth
'omb and the admonitory book mark,
Search daily"
An old citizen Of this place. aged
lighty.iour. says that IN his pilgrimage
through this world he never cav rich
nan who could sing He is no doubt
ight. for no man can get rich who wastes
iis notes.
Probably there isn't a half a dozen
tired girls 10 the United States who
Ion't know which are their rights sout."
ut the man isn't born yet who can point
o one who can explain how the nose Of
he water pitcher got cracked.
An oil City man 10 90 slow that his
Iatch sometimes runs down while he IL
finding u up.
The lightning washer" is advertised
N a Western inventor When be
atches IL. We will see him wash it.
Somebody Advertiscs for = servAntgii
tho would not be above placing herself
"a an equality with the rcst Of the
amily.
The Florida papers are not enterprising
nough 10 print war maps. though they
ave plenty Of ink and a new species OF
ock roach.
There l. = place In Msino called Msddy-
emps. IL having been ehristened after
n the words ending In skook. ooggin.
nd goggin bad given out
In a confidential conversation with =
cportsr. the other day, tho o1ar aaid Il
IN going 10 fght IL out on this line II 10
'urks all summer"
A Philadelphia judge decided that
abroad company is not responsible for
aggage further than 10 check ID. pound
10 pieces. and preserve an ordinary
latch over the trunk handles.
A young lady sent poem entitled Il
an Not Make Him Smile 10 a newapA-
.er. The editor ventures 10 express the
pinion that she would have succeeded
lad she shown him the poem.
william" observed Milwaukee NO.
nan TO her husband. Mrs. Holeomb feels
,rctty badly nov. since the losa of her
.hiid. and | wish you would drop over
here aud see her You might cay that
~ hesh is grass; that we've all got 10 so
IN. sane say; and see II shes going 10
use her dripping pan this afternoon
A facetious physician. an old bachelor.
said. the other day. 20 a single lady;
How can you with n clear conscience
answer 81 Peter. when you shall reach
Heavens gate, for your hcaFtleaanoas In
refusing 20 many marriage oilers r The
lady archly replied Il shall tell the
Apostle DR.. - did not ask me-"