The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-10-18

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Btis g read 81 eytnisg chapter
What viii 1fsubaets en- sugars.
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thinRs a. ihis earth woaid sccm Il bare
5 diEeult tire 10 comIng forward
Al Ohio democratic paper sAys
ne Pennsylvania democratic platform
vas appareatly TIC work q an IDIOT.
And jet some people say that dem.
oorsiie editor cant tell the truth.
a man ~bo often poured 81 on the
Gre without ils exploding. has bad
strength cnoagh 70 make an Ante-mor,
lem statement q bic asiouisbneut at
very reccn, Developments
Whea ; Michigan butcher. new q
the business. was asked for mutton
chops. be replied that be bad leiI al
The ahecps beads st the slaughter
house. regatdlog them a. worthless.
Goes, How dia cabbages happen
70 grow 10 obi. allcywsyy They Ger.
taialy could Dot have hcen planted
there Acute porter-La, no. that's
uherc the ga',aen ihroS them Havana
cigar stamps
4 lady purchased nice. new door
mat the other morning with the word
Welcome stamped thereon 10 glowing
letters. and the fret man that came and
planted bis number eleyens on il was a
tramp.
A Roman who recently returned
from Philadelphia. informs us that a
Kelly motor consists Of a pound Of
boarding house butter shut up il an
iron box. This statement viii do much
u restore confidence in the power Of
the motor.
"A Boston paper tells Of a young
man in Jamaica Plain who woke up
the other night and saw ghost in bis
room. Selling bis six shooter. he APP
preached ii, and found ii was bis collar
which was standing on the floor. He
calls II a case Of collar in phantom
AT Harrison County ky wed.
ding the bride in playful mood kicked
the groom's bat on without touching
his head. After they have been mar.
ried few years her activity will not
be appcnscd until she has kicked his
head of without touching bis hat.
Just before dying fashionable
young man asked 10 be buried IN bis
best suit. including one Of those elab.
crate collars. His request was COM
piled with, but the sexton said blanc il
he was going to dig grave fourteen
feet long unless ho was paid double
price for il
The ouly place heard from yet
where stovepipes are taken down aud
put up without profanity is the deaf
and dumb asylum. But The victims
keep up a terrible thinking, though
and writing materials are carefully hid.
den Cor the time
An old Connecticut statute reads;
A vile shall be good evidence against
her husband. In what way or fer what
she was good evidence does not appear
but an old bachelor Judge ruled that
il meant that married man was TO be
condemned on general principles.
do you know what bull.dozing Isl
asked man Of an old farmer /
thought ! did, said the Granger, but
the bali wasn't DOING be was only
making believe aud being 10 the mid.
de 81 a forty acre lot. | naturally bad
70 make pretty quick time 10 reach tue
fence ahead Of him.
"A man having been capitaIly con
vicied was, As usual, asked what he
had to say why Judgment OF death
should no, pass upon him Say re-
Piled be, why, | think the joke has
been carried far enough already, aud
the less that is said about il the better;
20 II you please, my lord, wen drop
the subject. The subject may drop.
replied his lotdsbip
She was brought before one Of
our prominent lawyers on charge Of
assault, aud battery. She gazed around
Zoe a moment upon the assembled
crowd, aud then with tears 10 her eyes
entered her complaint The attorney
observing a large lomp on the end Of
her noFe, alphabetically inquired II
she had not been struck IN the fracas.
Ne. sur sbe exultantly replied, but
sar. was struck betunc the ridge Of
me nose aud tho fracas
/, was an enthusiastic fisherman.
lie bad caught halfdozen black bass
abou, the size Of sArdines, and proudly
placed the catch before farmer for in
spcoiion The granger turned the lit.
tie fishes over with the handle az bis
knife. and looking up 10 The face Of tho