Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-03-21
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY
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ALL SOhlS OI Lmos
Never quit certainty for hope.
1t takes q pickpocket to dis-purse
a crowd.
What grows bigger as you contract
ita Debt.
Don't get "short," If you want to
get along.
Self made men are very apt to wor-
ship their maker.
Natural born wood .hoppers-The
Chipaway Indians.
The Oregon conspirators should
have used the telephone.
Schuyler Colfax is going to San
Francisco to lecture.
Dom Pedro got on all fours and
peeped into Mt. EtDa's crater.
You can always find sheet of
water on the bed of the ocean.
The gates ofheaven are low -arched;
we must enter upon our knees.
Beef butchered in Kansas City is
transported and sold in Baltimore.
or all the paths leading to wo-
mans love, pity is the straigbtest.
"He's apolished gentleman" said
she, gazing fondly at his bald head.
It was Henry Clay who said, IT
wonld rather be right than Presi-
dent"
1t is said that God hears a widow
when she scrapes the bottom of her
-four barrel.
One saloon in Memphis sold 500
keps Of beer on Mardi- iras and the
day after.
Bennett, says the Philadelphia
Bulletin. "though dis Mayed is not
defeated"
Springfield, H., has a female dem
tist. She is said 10 he a lady Of gen.
tie extraction.
John, you said Sally kissed YOU;
did you kiss her backl" "No, |
kissed her face"
Provision was made for printing
the entire proceedings under the
Electoral bill.
A Reynoldsville man is so pug
nosed that he can't sneeZe without
blowing his hat of.
The latest conundrum Is: WHY il
gold like the Prodieal SOM Be-
cause it's returning to par.
There was dainty young Boston
swain who addressed his imam orata
as: Bewitching d sell
"Weli, there is something in that"
as the man said, when he tried TO
put on his boot with kitten in it.
A Kentucky debating society has
been discussing the question, (which
is the bottom of buck wheat cakeY
What is the difference between
hill and pin One Is hard to get
up and the other is hard to get down.
In Africa breed Of sober. minded
dogs. without tails, has been dis
covered. There isn't wsg among
them.
The man who denied that neural
gia comes on in foggy weather is
convinced now that it was a great
mist-ache.
THAT is the only wedding trip l
shall probably ever take" said an old
bachelor, as he stumbled over a
brides train.
Some people like oysters on q
half shell, others qnail on toast,
but as for us we prefer eagles on
$40 gold pieces.
A child being asked what we're
the three great feasts Of the Jews,
promptly replied: Breakfast, din
ner, and supper"
In eight years George Eliot has
earned $l65. .000-a sum almost
equal to the annual salary Of San
Francisco reporter.
New York street cars carry 1885,
ZOO. 900 passengers In a year--equal
TO all the Americans, and the English,
Germans and French besides.
A woman who was purchasing
some cups and saucers was asked
what color she would have. "Wby.
l amt particular" she said; "any
color that won't show Dirt
"Yes," remarked a tramp as he
stretched himself out to sleep ON a
seat in the Senate gallery, "the glori
Gus palladium of our liberties must
be preserved. We cant watch these
politicians too closely; in fact. | think