The New York herald., 1877-01-07
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Russian caviar is made OF sturgeon.
Refined petroleum mends bald heads.
ST. Louis has twenty-six kindergartens.
Forty English towns take their names IRON the elm.
Florida and Alabama have been flooded by recent
rains.
Matthew Arnold says, 'T.et tho mind play freely
round"
Scotch critic says that learned persons joke with
difficulty.
York Hotel
The Bishop OF Manchester does not think that
dancing is u damning sin.
Is not the solution o! the telegraphc case before
Congress to bc found in a Circuit Court?
Burglars dislike plated and prefer solid silver
Moral Buy plated waro; though advice Is SUPER
aous
"Give us a rest," said tho GIRL who sat down in
Broadway and ploughcd up tho brown sugar with her
merry solcs.
In Rhode Island the other day, man tried to put
two stamps on letter; but there room enough in
the state for only one.
The Scandinav:ans In Gaul became Frcnchmcn In
language and manners without losing their ancient
vizor and love OF adventure.
James Russell Lowell isa FREQ trader; but what we
would like to know is If there had been no protection
to American ice cream how he could have writ
ten his poems and mado anything?
man was yesterday looking at an immovablc
truck that was stuck tho snow, and when hc said
there wasn't any budge about IT, another smarty
sa,d, "Want she wheels go wound"
Donald G. Mitchell made his reputation years ago in
his "Reverics OF Bachelor" (by TX MARVEL; he has
long been leading quiet farmers life; and now his
FIRST book IS being translated INTO Italian.
Tho riva.ry between the horse companies con-
tinues and whom lady gets on any line The
ductor Immediately hugs up the steps and through
the door, while her husband dare not hug her In
public.
when subordinate musical artist comes to America
with greater the critics a saw they said of
viven, who with Essipon, "Hcrcaftcr
shall have something to say OF him." But they never
sayit
There is a rumor that Chief Justice Shea, OF New
York city is the author OF historical study of Alex
ander Hamilton which is now in press IL Is certain
that such work, purpor,ng TO be from his pen, is
being translated Tor publication in Paris BY public
man and hitcratcur Of note.
Broad street man who accused his clerk OF taking
great interest in his daughter astonlshcd hear
him ray, wita bis eyes, that IL compound
interest, Then he subtractcd tho young mans salary,
and dviling his feet added to the inverse ratio oil the
young mans progression by square root.
MIlc Gumard, French dance OF great fame, had
her youth upon her dressing table, and mado herself
up TO it. When the time came for imitation 10 be
manfcsiy impossible she recognized the fact and
II couragcously. Her last performance was with her
face md shoulders concealed.
The Brooklyn Eagle announces that to-day and
hcnccforth Sunday edition OF that paper will be pub
lshed This will be boon TO the citizens OF Brook
lyn The Eagle excellent newspaper that its alb
scnce day OF the week has long been dcplorcd
by its patrons and as the Sunday edition is to be
devoted to reading matter It will be doubly welcome
In me family circle
Conundrum for children In what respect does
Postmaster Hewitt differ from the Father Of His Coun-
tryg--Graphic Can't imagine. Because he collected
lot OF bad eggs and tried to hatchct philadelphia
Buiietin No. no, child that is not the right answer
Because, when his correspondents tore open thor
letters TO add p. s. about mucs, Hewitt couldn't
tell n le and said Postmaster james did 1t. Norris
torn Herald No. lad. 1t Is that he docs not like poo.
pie who steam II.
A Yale graduate, who married New Haven girl re.
Gently, was informed at the commencement Of their
honey that she made IT nvariablc practice 10
read chapter fronUhc Greek Testament on rising
and before rctirIpg-t was in fac the very Alpha and
Omega of her daily existence. lie replied he didn't
care lota II II was, and saying he'd Beta, he
promptly lambda on the spot. - Commercial. If ho
M VILE was kappa ~ on Greck, ana Delta blow with.
out Psi or even Mu, he'd Eta Gamma.
ErcniBg TELEGRAM :--"A Alexander ii. stephens saws
that he fears nothing more will DO got by the
swinded dcpositors OF tho Frccdman's Bank at WASH
ington. II is not generally known IN this city that tho
trustees OF that institution comprised several very
eminent citizcns OF New York, who suffered their
names be used as dccoys for deposits and never
paid the slightest personal attention affairs of
the bank. We perceive the names Of some OF them
on the list of nom nations for officers OF tho Union
League Club for this year." =