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The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1877-10-25
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Lancaster Gazette; Opposition
to the Hayes policy can be justified
only on the grounds that a condi
ton of hate between the late Con
federates and the Unionists must
be perpetuated. That is the essence
of it-and a pretty Union it would
make of US if allowed to prevail.
It won't be. The political irreconci-
lables are preparing for themselves
political graves in the same cemete-
ry with Jubal Early and JEFF Davis.
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London CO., Times: Let US sit
down and mediate. Wherefore is
this thus Alas and why? If so,
how is it ? And yet, too true. But
il, perbaps-that is to say, cOnse-
quently, therefore. Brethren, let us
unite in singing that beautiful song,
the 'Sweet By and By" which the
Democracy spell another way.
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SCIOIO VALLEY RAILWAY
Change of Time-Mny IA, 1877.

GOING SOUTH.-No. 1 (NIai) leaves Columbus
at 9:l0 A. NJ, arrives at Creville at lQ45 at King
stOn at l:lOand at ChillicOthe at Il:45 A. NJ. No.
Accommodation leaves Columbus at 345 A. NJ, ar
rives at CiTclevlle at $50 A. NJ, at Kingston ct
$40 A. ~, and at ChillcOthe at s:45 A. NJ. No. 5
(EZpress) leaves Columbus at 4:4O z. NJ arrives at
Circleve at $40 at Kingston at 639, and at Chill
liCOthe at 7:1O p. NJ.
GOING NORTH.-NO. 2 (Express) leaves Chill
hcothe at T45 A. NJ, arrives at Kingston at s:19 at
Circlevile at s:45, and at Columbus at 1000 A. NJ.
No. 4 (AccommOdatiOn) leaves ChillicOthe at 9;4O
A. NJ, arrives at Kingston at 1929 at Circleville
at ll:lT A. NJ, aud at Columbus at 2:20 P. NJ. No.
tdaiD leaves ChillicOthe at 2:5s T. NJ. arrives at
lumbus at Sos p. NJ
EB-Trains on the NJ. & C. R. R. make close
connection at ChilicOthe with trains for Columbus
and intermediate points.
The Valley Road connects at Columbus with the
network Of roads at that point, leading in all di-
rections. GEORGE D. CHA PMAN,
General Manager.
j. B. PETERS. Supt. jul4tf
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Every Bnsinesa Man

Needs something in the way Of Job Printing. we
need scarcely add that you can get your Printil c
done to the best advantage at the
senl5tf NEWS OFFICE.
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WALNUT STREET HOUSE
RATE SO PER DAY.

Bet. Sl5tG d SeUenth Sts,, Cincinnati, o.
c. S. GREEN, Prop. A. n. SHERMAN, Manager.
Formerly of jamestown, n. Y .
j. II. Berry, Frank Green, c7-t,
This House is conveniently and centrally located,
Is Inferior to none. Table unsurpassed. Baths
aud Barber Shop, Billiard Parlor, and Telegraph
Office attached. Best frst-cuss house In the city
ar the low rate of 81 per 6av- jyl9f
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Advertise, Advertise.
SAVE TIME AND MONEY!

Ifyou have any thing to sell,
Ifyou have lost any thing,
Ifyou have found any thing,
IF you have a house to rent,
IfYou want to rent a house,
Ifyou want boarding,
If you want employment,
Ifyou want hired help,
Ifyou want any thing,
Tell Thousands of People at Once,
By advertising in the News.
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Maggie F. Taylor, canned raspberries,....,-. ]
same do pears .......-.....-. j
same sample maple syrup ......-- 1
Mary J Abbott, canned gOosebarries....-.... i
MIS- B Ayres, best pumpkin, ,......... ......-- j
do S E Miller, canned grapes........-..-.. l
J Barnes, sorghum syrup go. ............... /
Miss Mary Wright, peach preservss..-.....--- j
do Mary Leary, preserved apPles,.-.........
Mrs ROther, do quinces.......... I
do W 0 Collins, strawberry preserves. ]
do S E Miller, eurrant do ...-
same watermelon do ...- /
same grape do ...-. 1
same fig do ...-.
same Faisin do ....
same variety do .....
same do buffers, jeIIies, etc. 3
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Liberty Township, d.
Hillsborough, 80.
New Market Township,
Fairfield Township,
Leesburg, .........
New Lexington, ace.
BTushcr5ek Township,
Sinklng Springs.
Paint Township, go.
New Petersburg,
Union Township, ....
Russell's Sta. Dist .
New Vienna Dist. .
Madison Township, .
Greenfield.
Concord Township,
Jackson Township, 80.
Salem Township, ......
Whiteoak Township. .
DOdsOn Township,
Lynchburg, ...........
Clay Township, ......
Marshall Township,
Hamer Township,
Washington Township
Penn Township, 80.
n. Vienna Dist. FrBc
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EandbiIIal HandbiIIsI

From the smallest 'Dodger to the largest Poster,
neatly printed on short n zee. Prices are very
ioW-irom 81 per 1000 up Gall at the
aa5af NEWS OFFICE
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do G Buckner, emb. PIN cushi0nI ID 3U
do Anna Rogers, letting work, lst. so
do Habron, chair cushion, LIST discretionary
premium.
Mss Kate Trimbio, Angola hood, lst discre-
tiOnary premium.
Miss N Amen, pair wOrsted Tides, I'd dis
cretiOnary premium.
ENTRY BOOK NO. 31-MILLINERY, &C.
Miss Lizze Ambrose, Ottoman cover, Ist 81 90
same do 3D.. so
Miss Alice Bell, table or stand cover, lst. I 90
&rs D K Fenner, WOrsted tidy, lst. so
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ENTRY BOOK No. 33-FIOwERs, ANA

Alpllolf lsl-....-.--, I
Mrs Chas johnson, pyramid boquets, 1st.-..- I
same convex do 1st....-
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ENTRY BOOK NO. ZS-PALNI
PHOTOGRAPHS.

Mrs ] H Richards, portrait from life, lists
do landscape, lst..... 2
Miss Flora McKibben, do ID. ]
Mrs J Il Richards, flower picture, lst..... 2
do D Fenner, water col. paint g, lst......
do J H Richards, I'g'st variety p g's, lst.. 4
C Kinkead, photographs, lst.-..-. 2
same largest and best display Of pho
tographs,
C Kinkead family OF social group, ...........,. 3
B Robinson, special premium for fine dis
NOV of rort+1aits ............. 3
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First Annual Fair
Or THE
Highland Go. Stock and Ag.
Society.
Held at FIiIlsboro, O., Oct.
1918, 1877.

ENTRY BOOK NO. 1-THOBoUaHBRED HORSES.
Wilson Smith, Ripley, o., bay stallion yrs,
LIST prem, el5
Same do IT, IEt
o H Bradley, Cleveland, o., bay mare, 4 yrs,
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ENTRY BOOK NO. 2l-FRUITs.
d Ballentine, variety of fall apples, S
z NJ Miller, display of winter apples,
K B Muntz, best display and variety Of apples,
W y Collins, do do do pears,
Or W II Quinn, single variety Of pears,
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~ D Collins, 3 varieties Of winter pears,
" Jenkins, apples worthy Of premium
ID BaLleuLine. disDLaE Of lrnI-s.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12
ID II. w AID ES
silver Corrector"
And Cure for Dyspepsia.
free from .Hc0holic .Sinu-

ttfJffS.
| Among the many discoveries Of valuable 70.
mcdits f"i D,spcrsis, none stand higher ihan
"W"te's Liver Corrtcior
READ TIE FOLLOWING TESTIMONIALS.
BsREh Z. o. Granville Go .N.C.1
March 10, 1875
On. WADE, Dear Sir Have been rnf,c,sd with
Liver Disease or years, which ri times q.
mounted To arrangement When in Baltimore.
ias, November. procured uns bottle Of Live,
cor ecior now consider myselfwel YouH
respectfully
ISAAC N. DAY, OF Dav 4 Meadows.
Fr"t Mooanss, Emeritus, OF Washington uni.
ss'y' SD, now Resident PhysciHu, I" hits
SULPHUR SPRING. SAYS
Or Wsdt's Liver Corrcctor md Dtufpsi.
tnre.is one oi TIE very best remedies for DSspep.
sih hive ever used
bS Josss. prominent physician 10 Yirsnl,
who has prescribed il ;or two ssnrs. says
- can lind no better remedy sor D,srepsia q,
Liver complaint thnn Wpdc's Liver Cofrecior"
Col. CooDE, prominent and well knosn
gentleman 10 the same county. Va, says:
81 keep u regularly in my family and YOU'D
not be without it,"
Nr. Jso. a McARTgra, Counts Treasurer o.
tuplin, 20 q So s. "WaJe's Liver Coz.
rector has done me more good, and given ne
more relief IN Dyspepsia, than any meditse
ever took &c. &c
aeons of Baltimore, nud dislinrui.isd ptneii.
honer IN that city. pfescfbes and uses il IN IS
own family and saws at is the lest remedy
Tor Dyspepsia with Torpid Liver and consiifs-
tion Of Bowels I eyer kaew."
OAK TIT. n. G Sept 3. 1915
pR ID. WADy. Dear Sir II have fpcamuthd-
go VI. Wades Liver corectof' in ny prsc.
nee and have found il very excellent remedy
~ iorpldiy II The LAYER. and have knnwa 10
give relief when other ftmtdies bad failed
WIN. THORP, M. d.
BALTiNoRE "SCs" says: 'Dr Wndps Liver
correcior is prescribed by COR hest pli, sicsns,
Tor Dyspepsia and Liver Diseases, and ue advise
any 81 onr friends suffering with such. 70 eirs
~ - trial 4"
pr W"lker, a celebrated physician 0 " Va.
pr"nounees 'WHde's Liver Correcior.' lhs DE
remedy extapi Tor Dysppsa 10 all lis forms
ID. WADE & Co, Sole Propr.etors.
Wholesale Druggists,
200 w. Baltimore Street.
BALTINOIE.
Oct. /. 1875.
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IRON, NAILS & SALT.

Ia fsct, they try 10 keep every thing the peo-
pie want ard ctnpOt be undersold
They are no. irtiaR ~ get the utmost far.
hing fos heir gu0ds bnl 10 seil JUST az low ~
ptesihir 90 tuctf curHut expenses gud leave "
smrli shHrioe ior profit aud iu doing this they
have 10 fcnr Of competition. 90 ihp percentage
10 add foT rNpensrs Sri be exceedingly light
which will euHbe ihem 90 DO better Tor their
customers han anv oiher'eoncern 10 IBIS vicinity
10 conclusion, thy would sar ihey do not
intend 70 blow up their goods which will 70.
comm, Nd themselves and only ask an exsmins-
ton by their many friends and patrons before
making fdi'pUrchases.
Call early ut the famous Dawson s,and, on
pOsite Old Valley Bank Building,
POLLING s. HARMISON.
BON neY. Nov. 3. 1875.
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9 9 9 q q 9 d d

10 fnE WoRKrso ctsss We are nov ,r,,,,
" 10 laru'sh All glasses with CONSTANT ,,npi,,.
spar m"mcnis. Businsss new ,i,h ma 90, az
able. Persons OF either sex essil, earn nps :.
CENTS to 20 per evening, aud a proportional .s,,
hy devottng their Whole time L. The bu.,,,,,
BOYS and girls earn nearly as much ne n,n
Ihat"l, w"o see this no,ice may send ,h,,, "a.
dress and test the business We make ,hi, me-
"ileled offer: To such ss are M, we'll ss.sel
We VIII srnd one dollar TO IN, tor the troub. II
wiring Full particulars. samples worm 49,,
dollars To commenc. work GA and !, r.,.. :,
ii"nie and Fisrsiie, one Of The larpes, and L.,,
iiinstratrd Publications., all sent ire l., mali
header, II YOU want permanent, pofiuble u.,t
ndd'ess, GsoRGo STissos 4 Co, fvrtisud Main,
Sept. Is, 1876
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GLASS FRUIT JARS.
THos. wIGHTMAN & CO.

80 Wood Street, Pittsburgh.
WINDOW G LASS.BOTTLES &vIALs
OF all kinds. Orders promptly execu.
ted. Get orr prices ami circulars before
huying. Quality unsurpassed. NAV 10.
IL you wat cheap Doors 4 SHOES. % "a
II POLLING HARRISON.
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Clothing.

In this department they have splendid Cassi.
mere suits-iull line ~ over Coaie--pood Kenr.
sey Hud SHti'et Goats md Pants l OF which
slow me late decline 10 wool, 10y the low price
VI which they can be sold.
Their stotk ~ 81 ATS and CAPS
embrace ali tbe uOvtllies 81 The spsson iu ah.pps
aEd some novelties in the way uf bic decline i'm
prices bon fail to give this department nc
examination
They also Gerry fuil stocks in The following
departments, at popular pfices.
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To the Public.

( HAVE This day transferred. ard driiar'd
7 ovsr 70 huphemia y bliilrsen Wife q ~
Jamid hiile-on. my entire s'ork ~ Store-eY'H,'
~ Forks Of 'apon, together with ~ ny uon-
Hud Hccouuis iaeinding al bUnds. boies ~
accounts coovHeyed TO M b, Beuisgiu %. W. wv,
son by deed bearing dtle i4th September. is.p'
"nd heacefaflh al dealings asi seIilstnrnis ~,
'Aintug 10 said bonds, accOupts, &C. mast
made with The said Eapbemis u. Milieson.
JAMES n. NiELESuN,
lr C.-1s''
o. .-..r.E fa.n n
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FALL AND WINTER STOCK.

FALL AND WINTER STOCK,
which will Oe found attractive in nil its depari.
ments,. aud will be solo smsziue low Ia Cash
md prompt time BUYERS Their huyef. Gasrue
10. Polling, having nd long experience win the
wants ot this community, would respectful,
say, that he has never been able To offer So sub
slHntinl bargains he has IN stock now, and
jus, such Goods as he people Of 'hs section
want. Their stock OF
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obedience TO your order OF last Otobc 1876 respectfully
The Debt OF Hampshire Coun on January Ist
statement &C. Report, L. &c to
January, 1878 4
The claims allowed and thena to
date, exclusive OF Jury and Ulcers salar
amount to
OF same character
above, slzeea al
nd ssusds
Orders issued for officers stat
o
Orders will salar spers
, ~ Que January lst 1877, 473 O6 90
of
And Jury claims have issued in Circuit outas
per statement ID to amount OF 1901
appropriation
amount county taxes refunded "a %
and owing during exclu OF PawP
Turnpike and Bridge Bonds then0
Upon which lndettness there paid in
ders Jail Bond, &C. as per statement f. 255l0
the
and salaries OF 1876 S64ol 60
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THE TIGER.

a perfect selfdischarging Sulky Rake.
In Simplicity, Strength md
Durabiljty, tctthout q rivu1.
For Ease If operating or adjusting 10
aug rarie'g f3r Crop or Su,facc,
imequalod.
Any BOY or GIRL, THAI CAN DRIVE 4
HORSE, CAS- RAKE WITH IT As WELL
IS THE srEoNeEsr MAx.
Roke' Cieo" my kind Of Hoy O, Grain.
Dumps from both wheels.
NO side draft.
twenty Steel Teeth Tempered in Oil.
Warranted to stand the severest ssage.
SOLID NRoUuT lRON ANLEs & SPfxpLEs.
See oHeI IiU oHci BuU mel
Warranted Superior to all others.
The "lIGER" is the SER Dump;go
Rake that has had the Ten THoua,sJ
Doif'0s Nohehges open 10 he Woyld.
70 rake with u ut any time in Central
New York. The place to he selected
by Mr. NIsNER, the Pattentee of CHE
TIGER And rs vet has never been
accepted.
PRYOR BOYD & CO..
GENERAL AcENTs,
Wheeling, W. Va
June Q, 1876.
Mo. View Orleans Nolasses. for sale a, so
Y cCuts per gallon bv
POLLING q HARRISON.
Rcmuey Dec. ,878
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Dry Goods,

u most thorough, embracing full lines Of Prints
and Dress Goods, brown md hleschrd Nuslius
i'as- liners 'tinets md kenrs-ys FlnuneIs
blankets Shswls, BAlu,oral skirts. Be, &c.
They have n magnificent stock OF Meas, Boys
4 youths Heavy
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Polling & Harmison

INAKE great pleasure in announcing 10 their
4 friends and The general public, that they
have just completed their
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v"Lenny" said his maiden aunt
you should eat the barley that is in your
soup. or you'll never get man." Len.
ny looking up innocently, inquired !;
lis that what you eat it for aunty?"
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WE AND IIUNIOIs.

v.Lenny" said his maiden aunt
you should eat the barley that is in our
soup. or you'll never get man." Len.
ny looking up innocently, inquired
lis that what you eat it for aunty?"
re- Plenty of milk in your cans this
morning. the customer asked Bur.
lington milkman yesterday morning.
And the milkman nodded gravcly as
without wink in his eye he made re.
ply, "Chalk full.'
ET"l never did see such wind and
storm" said he. "And pray. sir" in
quired wonld be wit. "since you saw
the wind and the storm. what might their
color be?" "The wind blew and the
storm rose"
V'An old lady, reading about "Morc
arms. for Turkey" remarked that she
thought it would be better to give them
more legs If there were dozen children
at dinner table where there was a
roast turkey, each one was sure to ask
for q leg.
tVMaric? what's that strange noise
at the front gate? Cats. sir. Cats! Well
when was young cats didn't wear stove.
pipe hats and smoke cigars9 Things
are changed, sir.
VDynasties may crumble, planets
may be blotted out, George Washing.
toms body servant may eventually die,
but it is feared the idiots who make
wheelbarrow bets on the election will
exist forever.
EF Old ST, says the Atlanta Herald,
went to the theatre to see the magician
performance the other night. Next day
we asked him: "Did You see that man
handle that money last night?" / did,
for fac - ale made it come and go
in NIL sorts of ways?" Young boss, dat
mans powerful slick wild SLIDER nun.
ney!" what dill you think of him,
SIP" "Dat man fool'd round dar wild
dat munney tell he reused up my 'spish.
ions, he did," "Suspicions of what?"
Gilt ticks lots of pracktiss for ter max n
half doler pear and dis'pear in dat
stile." OF course" Oats war mcks
me had 'spishun dat dat white man
wuz one time dc CASHIER Of a freedman's
bank-an' ! jess want ter hannel him q
few minnits, sho's you born"
" Sam b. says that pretty girls are
like confectionery in moro ways than
one, they are sweet, they are expensive,
and they are conducive to heartburn.
Sam is right.
yJustice Willes, of England, was in
the habit of interrupting counsel. a
lawyer who was thus annoyed. one day
said TO him: Your lordship is even q
greater man than your father. The
Chief Baron used TO understand me af.
ter had done, but your lordship under
stands me before / begin"
tR'A negro held q cow while cross.
eyed man was to knock her on the head
with an axe. The iarkey. observing the
mans eyes, in some alarm inquired -
"You gwine to hit whar you looh?'
Yes" Den" said Cufee, "hold dis
COW yourself.
en- A New York schoolmast CT. told Z
young miss that the word obligatory"
meant binding, whereupon she laid her
head upon her hand, aud after Grief
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EI-A New York schoolmast or. told =
young miss that the word obligatory"
meant binding, whereupon she laid her
head upon her hand, aud after Grief
cogtation handed the teacher iIjs sen.
tence: The obligatory of my spell.
ing.book is worn out"
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Roots and Shoes,

Also, full lines Of Women aud Chdren's Shoes.
beth coarse and fine.
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tS'A negro held a cow while cross.
eyed man was to knock her on the head
with an axe. The iarkey. observing the
mans eyes, in some alarm inquired -
"You gwine to hit whar you looh?'
Yes" Den" said Cufee, "hold dis
COW yourself.
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R h I'D ID R n

condition
County
term OF the County Court County
10 the Worshipul County Court of Hampshire County:
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GA young lady dressed in much
false hair, was varbling at the piano
When her mother summoned her TO as
sist in some household duties, her rosy
lips opened poutingly, auc she snapped
ont, 80, do it yourself" And tllcn she
went on singing "Kind words can ne,
yer die"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12

Milwaukee verdict respecting n man
who had been crushed TO death i'm mill.
when the jury remarked: mo blame
can be attached 10 the machinery
IVAn Italian organ grinder in a
side street in London, with terribly
bad instrument. was moaning pi,eously
his ill.success. lie had taken not a
penny all day. and lad not the where.
withal for q nights lodging. Presently
a SLOWLY dressed woman came along.
whats tie matter, old mani The
Italian artist told his tale. TIE woman
was evidently touched by the mans
tears. well soon put that right" size
exclaimed. Give nc your organ"
When she heard its tones sh3 WINGED
little. "You are little out Of tune,
friend" she said rcbukingly, hut she
set of playing, while the old man look
ed on bcwiIdered, and n crowd began TO
gather. The old man stood still until
the woman was provoked into Gliding
him for not having recourse to his hat.
,pass It round, and be quick It's mo.
\, want inst it, The old man
Aand the girl sang to Che organ
Nd harvest OF pennies ha been
Viii that do, friend?" she
Sciying an affirmative an
The instrument and pass.
- ty. laughing
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re- Plenty of milk in your cans this
morning. the customer asked Bur.
lington milkman yesterday morning.
And the milkman nodded gravely as
without wink in his eye he made re.
ply, "Chalk full.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12

~ Justice Willes, of England. was in
the habit of interrupting counsel. a
lawyer who was thus annoyed. one day
said TO him: Your lordship is even q
greater man than your father. The
Chief Baron used TO understand me af.
ter had done, but your lordship under
stands me before / begin"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12

ET"l never did see such wind and
storm" said he. "And pray. sir" in
quired q would be wit. "since you saw
the wind and the storm. what might their
color be?" ".rhe wind blew and the
storm rose."
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12

MO. J View Orleans Nolasses for sale a, 60
y ceuts per gallon bv
POLLING - HARRISON.
Rcmuey Dec. ll5,876
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12

" Sam b. says that pretty girls are
like a confectionery in moro ways than
one, they are sweet, they are expensive,
and they are conducive to heartburn.
Sam is right.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12

vDynasties may crumble, planets
may be blotted out, George Washing.
toms body servant may eventually die,
but it is feared the idiots who make
wheelbarrow bets on the election wili
exist forever.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12

tVMaric? what's that strange noise
at the front gate? Cats. sir. Cats Well
when was young cats didn't wear stove
pipe hats and smoke cigars9 Things
are changed, sir.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1877-01-12

tY'An old lady, reading about "Morc
arms. for Turkey" remarked that she
thought it would be better to give them
more legs If there were dozen children
at dinner table where there was a
roast turkey, each one was sure to ask
for leg.