The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1877-05-04
TRUZHs. IND ERIELES.
Man is more than constitutions :

Man is morethan constitutions.-
Whittier.
No man is 10 great as mankind
Theodoye Pabe,. " .t).1tl
/ Poor pensioner on the bounty of an
hour Youug. -
Grace is to the body what good sense
Is the mind.-Rochetoucauld.
Menare generally more careful OF the
breed Of their horses and dogs than Of
their Children William Penn.
There is nothing 20 good to make
horse fat as the eye Of his master.-Di-
ogenes
Never marry but for love, but see
that thou lowest what is slovely.- WTlliam
Penn.
Nothing 80 prevents our being natu-
raj as the desire Of appearing so.-Roehe-
foucduld
Marriage is feast where the grace is
sometimes better than the dinner,-Col-
ton.
The mind is its own place, and in
itself can make heaven Of he'll, hell of
heaven. Milton.
1t is vain for a man TO be born for
tunate, if he be unfortunate in his mar
riage. e.-Dacier.
Go down the ladder when thou mar
riest wife; go up when thou choosest
friend. Rdb6i Ben agar.
Il think few people are aware now
early it is right to respect the modestyof
an infant Harriet Martineap.
The proprietor of young ladies'
academy utterly ruined his business by
causing to be inserted in large number
OF neAgspapersa rinfnre of the bu5lding.
with two girls standing on the balcony
with last years hats on their heads.
Hip-pockets forlap dogs are the latest
innovation in ladies' dresses. With
dog in her pocket, a seal on her back,
bird in her hat and kids on her hands
and feet, the well dressed lady is but
little short of walking menagerie.
Fashions for the kitchen 'Cook-Lor'
Jane, wouldn't be bothered with them
trains every day l only wears mine on
Sundays. Jane--That may do for you,
cook, but for my part, likes to be lady
week days as we'll as Sundays.
-" What is the best remedy" asked a
preacher of shrewd observer, "for an
nattentive audience?" "Give them
to attend to- was the signi-
icant reply. Hungry sheep will look
up to the rack if there is hay in it."
.."You didn't laugh at my stupidity
'efore we were married; you always
aid was duck of lover" grumbled
complaining husband eyes, that's
o." replied the wife; "and duck of
over is always sure to make a goose Of
.Jonesville IN. Y has girl worth
ourting. She was sitting with her lover
Then she heard mysterious noise in the
ouse, excused herself found burglars
Ip-stairs, got the old gun and blazed
way-and not till then did the lover
uspect anything unusual was going on.
1T was an agricultural editor who, re-
srring to potatoes, wrote Eastern
acksons." And it was an intelligent
who, setting it up, made it
cad, "eating jackasses." The intelli-
ent compositor is now seeking position
5 Now York harbor pilot.
AN Iowa youth invested 81 so in a
Jew York firm 10 discover How TO
ppear in society" The receipt he re-
eived by return mail was short, simple
nd easily understood: always keep
'our nose. clean. aud don't suck more
han one finger at time"
The will of the rich man of the future
ill read: "TO the respective attorneys
+ my children / give my entire estate
nd worldly goods of all description
'ersonally to the children and to my be-
wed wife / give all that remains"
his instrument will satisfy the family
nd save the trouble of proving the old
ian insane.
.."Three hundred years age forks were
nknown in England. AID man could
coop up all the green peas he could
AIRY on the fat of his knife and shovel
hem into his mouth without having his
ife stamp on his corns, or nudge his
bow and spill the peas all over where
is napkin ought to be and never is, ard
y in hsarse, reproachful whisper,
Why, Bartholomew = Huntington
EaVkeye. 1855 a iasfr-f