Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-07-05
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mo one with dull, heavy brain ever
snores,' says an English doctor.
| ts it mere coincidence that man IN
the habit of getting corned alHays looks
seedy9
| A Harlem man has goat which he has
named "Oleomargerine," because it's .
poor kind of butter.
It would probably be only laughing
mHller IL u tUlueI siiuu,u s,1inv S~A IA
"a little wreck creation, as it were.
"John r. Crosse, grocer, groceries,"
is the positive, comparative and superlative
style of Brighton storekeeper's sign.
"Pul!et politics. Is what the National
Republican ungallantly calls the dis
cusslons of the Woman Suffrage Conveht
ton.
The following order was recently left
on the slate of New Hampshire doctor:
doc, cum up to ther hous; the old man
has got snaix in bis butes agin an raisen
kain."
A Connecticut preacher says that q
good congregation will praise the music,
the choir, the ventilation and the civilities
of the usher; but as to the sermon "Well
l Dunno"
What agonies must the poet have en-.
dured who, writing of his love, asserted
that he kissed her under the silent stars"
and found the conpostor had made him
declare that he "kicked her under the eel.
lar stairs"
Charles Kingsley said he did not sec
why We should not be as just to an ant ~
to human being. Human beings don't
get up your trousers leg when you are at
Ia picnic, and scare you to within two feet
of eternity.
A citizen of Omaha wants 81, 600 for
breaking his collar bone On the street.
And yet his collar bone, neck, nose, eyes.
ears, legs, feet and breeches were bought
for 50 only last election day.
An old maid was heard to exc1aitd.
while sitting at her toilet the other day.
IL can bear adversely, encounter hard>
ships, and withstand the changes of tickle
fortune; but oh, to live and droop and die
like single pink can't endure it,"
"Ah" calculated a Newark citizen last
week, as he drew out q ten dollar bill from
the pocket of last years vest. "Um!"
he said, when he looked at the bill and
found 1t was only an elaborately gotten
up advertising dodge of patent medicine
man.
Public opinion in Germany is thts res
fected in q conversation between two
good burghers of Berlin, taken from Ber-
lin paper: First Burgher-"So We ere
likely to have another war with F.ancey'
Second Burghtr-"Let US pray that they
may thrash Us, SO that they may be as poot
as We arc"
An agent, soliciting subscriptions for
book, showed the prospectus to q man.
who, after reading. zone dollar in boards,
and one dollar and twenty-five cents in
Sheep" declined subscribing, as he might
not haye boards o. sheep on hand when
called upon for payment.
"Oh, heavens. save my wifel" shouted
a man whose wife bad fallen overheard
in the Hudson river, recently. They
succeeded In rescuing her. And her hus.
band tcnder!y embraced her, saying. my
dear, if you'd been drowned, what should
have done? amt going to let You carry
the pocket book again.
The London correspondent Of the lntef'
Ocean whispers through the cable: 'Con'
stantinople dispatches report heavy firing
south OF that city," The nearest point
south of Oonstantlnople where heavy A.
lillery practice is likely to take place IL
more than 900 miles distant; hence the 70.
liable contraband who heard that firing
must be endowed with pair of very hong
ears