The Red Cloud chief., 1877-05-17
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Gen Washiax.un ~aA fine srampss
lie hN hAntsh>i sIa. from hss tAhis
and en.er;sins his friends with run ani
water. IL Is mseh Ia ,se cr~ii, 30 hi,
wisdom. his policy. and bis ga.rtoslsra
Ma Farsinston insul:s th~ ao-.x
Yea doctor. AMI . feu days previous.
feeling spmewhA: pr~itsp~~i. AID
having . xruapinx pain in The a,.iornen.
I took some pA;i-n, m~iic.ne. AMI I
feel convnc~t thai; IL seriously rrpair~.
nv constituent supp.~~ I'm % A.
exscrable temperature for I'm always
a-worrytns Eve since Betsy smith hai
o~snzrexation Of the lung. or some ton.
serial aHcc;a,ion: bu, "a tell th. truth.
I've always dr~Si~i an inf~snai rumor.-
He we young mAn fT~sh from The
country on q visii to his city cousins
and on the day after his arrival. there
being a dinner party q; II. house. they
seated him hex. Ia an oh s.ntlemsn an.
Professor Somebody. who has European
politics nj his ingcrs' -nds The waiter
had just PLACID a plate OF Dfsfon Roti
before the youag man. when the Pro
lessor ch-~rily asked Now. Mr.. -.
and what do you think would - ~.
effect of q protocol upon Tark.yy-
We'll. really. Professor replied tn.
youth. brAcing up and looking a; ~.
plate before him. I've never triel IL
I think I'll Try Worcestershire Sauce on
mine
An Aberdeen man wss telling his
symp,oms-which Appeared Ia himself.
Of course. dres.ful-io a scotch meii-
cal friend. who. nj each new item OF the
disorder. exclaimed: Charming, he.
lightful' Pray. 81 on And when he
had finished. the doctor said. with the
utmost pleasure. do you know. my
dear sir. you have got = complaint,
which has been for some tim. supposed
10 be ex,ic. | am W glad"
Gentiemsn-"I hear YOU had bad luck
on Friday. J-my" Huntsman--Luck |
I" 'c'i''S N'i ~ 4t oI tnetn /
blasted townies came out a 'ollcrln' and
a shoutin' "A frigh,.nin' the poor foxes
out o their senses, The q Teen ought
o. make "A Law ~ they shouldn't build
towns within ten miles q a pack a.
Jane Russell Lowell tells a good
story about his butcher. One morning
man expa,ia,ssl upon the loneliness
of the moonlight Of the night before.
and just as the poet MAS ,hinking tina,
he had done him All injustice In never
given him credit for refinement
OF soul. the butcher al ted. The night
WAS 80 fine ! jest couldn't sleep, and
to get up and 60 10 killia.."
They have only just introduced III.
bell-punch on the San Francisco street.
ar lines. and this is what one Of the
Frisco conductors says about IL: "If a
conductor knocks down for 10 cents.
stealing: but, II a stakeholder
sets away with $1,000. that's a nea,
business transaction. It's all mighty
,ice: but tell you. IL you wanted ,o
Keep q stakeholder from stealing YOU
would have TO harness a fog.bell 10
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Jennie has strict ideas about equity
n little things. When she frs. heard a,
he ssory OF the Savior's miracle in feed +,
ng the multitude with the few loayes ,
md fishes obtained from the young Lads A..
'asket. she was awei into thoughtful =
md solemn amazemsnt. Some time ,
forward. in the midst Of a talk about 9
Their matters. she suddenly paused. and a
with special concern, did they !,
i've back the basket % that boyy- I,
A city pastor and n penitentIary ,
haplain were comparing views ~ to a
drawing near of the millennium. =,
ity pastor said. Il feel that the mil. n
Is near at hand: the world Is r
citing better; I see IL In the increase -
I my congregation" P.niten,iary a.
iaplain responded. well. perhaps IL is ;,
}: but | notice tina, my congregation. s.
10. Is on the increase" The two minis >,
rs agreed 70 drop the subject Of the .,
IilleDnium. :.