Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-12-12
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS,

A comfortable seat-Self-conceit.
Marriage in a church is the rite
thing.
A want of confidence is French
want.
Seal-skin jackets are good, as fur's
they go.
"An Innocent Sinner" is one of the
late novels.
Kecly's song-"Who will care for
Motor no 2"
"Lo" made warm Indian summer
in Montana.
People go toward the dentists at
.tooth-hurty gait.
Tramps are men and brothers Of
the fl 1pating pauper lation
fhe @rial quickstep is what they
call hanging in Arkansas.
He Who would make stream turn
his wheel must first dam It,
The St. Louis postmaster does not
Fillcy-ate with Carl Schurz.
A New jersey woman, nged 80,
has new whooping cough.
A collector of customs has been
appointed for Teche. That's Jpley.
An Eastern paper in'imates that
Bill Sharon is the original Silver
Bill.
A Young lady whose beauty is per-
fectly killing, has heen called slay
belle.
"Yon look plump and hearty, NV
boy; what d" YOU feed unl" "Plulnp
pudding, sir"
The most shiftless thing in this
world is Vnssar College student
taking II bath.
When a young lady makes you
pair Of slippers she wants you to put
your foot in it,
There are 220, 900 books in the II ir-
ward library, and ever so many sculls
in the boat house.
John Morrissey will not insure his
life. He never plays game in which
he must die to win.
A suicide by use Of the pistol is an
attempt to solve the problem IF life
by trigger-nometry.
Mrs. Emily Huntington Miller is
the author of "Whst Tommy Did"
This vindicates Tommy.
Charles Dommett has been robbing
a county treasury in Ohio. Dommett,
why did they elect such mnnl
The prnctice of kicking English
men to death is declining. They can
take hint now without the kick.
Richplieu said. There's no such
word ms fail" He never put his
money into an American savings
bank.
The man who resolved to 'tell the
truth and shame the devil" has not
yet given his royal lo~ness cause to
blush.
Cicero wrote "Nothing maintains
its bloom forever" but he never
studied the complexion of modern
actress.
The name of the Norwegian novel
ist-Bjornstjerne Bjornson--is not
likely t, become popular in this
country. 1t would produce lockjaw.
Owing to the contagious nature of
INSANITY, no less than sixty-five cm
ployes of the insane asylum of West
Virginia have married within the past
six wears.
When a Temperance man goes up
to a vendor and calls for schooner
of roasted chestnuts, his way ot put
ting the request is calculated to arouse
suspicion.
A Chicsgo jury in the whisky cases
was out all night, and still unable TO
agree. 1t is not unusual for men to
be nut nights and disagree where
whisky is concerned.
ats nv opinion" said the stage
driver to Henry Ward Beecher, 'tha'
the man who never uses tobacco will
do something worse" And when he
heard of the Tilton trouble he ex-
claimed, II told you so.'
A Burlington man paid Sl40 for
little mule three feet eight inches
high, saving he wanted him small So
he couldn't kick 50 far. Ten minutes
later his purchase stood in the street
and kicked woman sitting at a
second story window, and now lis
owner drives him with whole sec
ton of telegraph wire.