Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-02-24
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Herr Mosenthal, the Austrian dra-
matte writer. is dead.
Grand Duke Alexis and suite ar
rived 10 New York city on the 18th.
A returned hunting party was ask
ed what they got. SCOT back," was
the reply.
II you call the Michigan people
"Michiganders," isn't ap Illinois man
an AIllinoyster"
Mrs. Partington remarks that few
persons nowadays suffer from sug-
restions of the brain.
The friends Of the Texas Pacific
will make no further effort to pass
the bill ut this session.
At last, they say, the bloody chasm
10 to be bridged. Don Cameron 10 to
marry Jerry Blacks daughter.
An Irishman giving his testimony
IN riot case, said: "The first man l
saw coming at me when / got up was
two brickbats."
"Don't get above your business"
as the lady said to the shoemaker
who was measuring above her ankle
in order to ascertain the size Of her
foot.
Mrs. Senator Christiancy has q
baby; and we learn from the Wash
ington Capital that Senator Chris
tiancy is doing as we'll as could be
expected.
Miss Emma Abbott refuses to sing
in tights. Some men never sing ex-
cept when they are in "tights," and
the "tighter" they are the louder
they sing.
1t 10 the opinion of New York
lawyer that his profession contains
more mean men than any other four
professions, and he is going to be-
come an editor.
The Constitution says that all the
States shall be- equally represented
in the Senate. Yet, In wanton vio-
lation of this, Illinois sends man
weighing 800 pounds.
Faille" is silk of an extra
heavy rep. 1t is expensive, and
only daughters OF brokers and mer-
chants who have Failed can af-
ford to wear it.
The Black Hills seem to be very
much like other places. ave have
too many men here now without cap
ital," writes an unconscious humorist
who went to seek his fortune.
The northeast corner of Cronin's
nose having been struck by frost, and
he having heard Of 1t by telegraph,
the poor man expects bad cold in
the head in couple of months.
When DR.. Mary Walker was in
Salt Lake Brigham Young wanted to
make her the morning star of his
harem. He said he wanted one wife
whose old clothes could he cut down
and made over for bis boys.
Captain Jacks widow and the rest
OF the females Of the tribe are fast
becoming civilized in the Indian
Territory. They can't stir abroad
now without wearing shoes, and y
psnier, and having their hair done
up la mode-oc.
A Rhode Island man has written a
lecturs entitled, "Whom shall l Mar
ry" II is q fine work, but SO far NJ
we are able to see, holds to the old
opinion that after all there is nothing
better than . woman for man to
marry.
"If you don't stop your coughing,
sir" SAID testy and irritable judge,
'"I'll fine you $500" "I'll give your
llordship 81 600 IT you can stop itTor
me, was the ready reply. The judge
ought to have put the man out Of the
room.
Two misers, father and son, live
under the same roof. The elder falls
dangerously III, snd proposes to call
In one OF the best doctors Ia the city.
'"But father" says the son, "you
know how expensive his visits are. !"
-"Yes my son, " replies the father, "but
1t is true economy after all; fancy
what q mint Of naoney 1t woald cost
to bury me In Paris.
This is told Of Judge Abbott.
When he was In Charleston recently.
he asked the old darkey at work 10
his room what made him % slow
about building the Gre. The aged
African replied: "Pact is, Judge, dar
10 no coal down stairs. Use been M
and down de alley and stole all de
wood ! can find, and in de present
>dsnoralised condition Of society,