The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1877-01-25
DEPARTMENT.

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Locals scarce.
Eaton is healthy.
Hog killing time.
Now is the time.
Price $1,50a year.
All hands round. s.
No sunstrokes lately.
Don't kill ALL the fruit.
An early spring is the next.
1t is about time for a Mardi Gras.
Time is money-except these hare
times.
See notice of farm for sale in Dem
ocRAT of this week.
IT'S better to have loved and los
than.never to have loved at all.
We should have one or two more
Ilittle churches around the corner"
A liberal exercise of honesty and
fair dealing would rob us of our pov.
erty.
We have now a literary association
in Eaton. We don't know the extent
oft, however.
There was some bull-dozing done
in Eaton last Saturday night, and
some arrests.
Don't order your paper discontin-
ued unless paid to the time. It's not
a "fair count"
The Washington, C. H. "Ohio Reg
lister" should learn its cempositors to
push down their spaces.
We take all kinds of country pro-
duce in exchange for work, except
rail road tickets at "local rates."
The English walking hat is the
latest. 1t turns up on both sides, and
a loving ostrich feather sweeps over
the crown.
The good book says, 'the wicked
SHALL stand upon slippery places"
Who has not fallen in the past two
weeks?
When a man in New England was
told that his wife had eloped with an
other fellow his calm reply was, "let
her lope."
Remember. everyone sending us
five new subscribers with the money,
will receive a free copy of the DEMO
GRAFT.
A fashionable lady nowadays
turns up her nose at a pair of kid
gloves which have less than eight or
ten buttons.
zone from two and three remains"
was the arithmetical calculation OF a
Young man some nine or ten months
after he had been to see the parson.
F~inger-pufrs and GIRLS are the style
for dressing the hair for an evening
reception. For morning, a French
twist is popular, and just "the thing"
The Report of the First National
Bank in another column shows stock
holders and depositors that their in
terests are well guarded and prosper
Gus.
Loafing around our depot is to be
broken up. That is correct-it has
become a nuisance-the Marshal
should have busted the business long
ago.
Another railroad from here to Gin
cinnati would be a Gods blessing to
the people along the line, ora change
ofthe assinine managers of the pres
emit one. Either, o, Lord!
Next years spring chickens are
likely to prove a failure. Report
saws, that the roosters are still stand
ing on the top rail, necks stretched
and wings spread, waiting to crow.
Shortly the cry will go up on every
hand, "the like of the, mud was never
seen in this country before" and the
thought will steal Ger us that some
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folks have powerful bad memories.
The first quarter of the year 1877
will have but twelve Sundays, and the
first. half of the year twenty-five. The
second half of the year will have
twenty-seven. The last quarter of
1877 has fourteen.
When any of our merchants here
have Commission business to be done,
call on Messrs. CLARK 81 KENNEDAY,
Nc. Sc Vine street, Cincinnati. They
are "fair count" gentlemen and will
attend to it promptly.
The most radical politician or relig-
ious enthusiast is usually the man
who prides himself upon being most
conservative in his views. 1t seems
that it is harder to "see ourselves as
others see us" in politics than any
thing else.
Quite o number of boys and young
men who are too weakly to saw a
stick of wood or carry an armful up
for their mothers, walked up the Bar
ron street hill thirty times a day fora
whole week to get to ride down
Poor inValidsi
When the managers ola rail road
corporation offer to barter their tick
cts at local rates in pay for advertis.
ing their Time Table, it is about time
stockholders make a change. Itlooks
as if there was something rotten about
the concern.
A number of our subscribers have
called and settled their accounts du-
,r tho mast faw weaks. They have