, 1877-07-12
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In response 10 an appeal fo' summer poetry We
have received beautiful four .joinled poem from
up north. Thank you; It u~a very sweca; thaso dots
arc written on tns back uf It.
When yIfItor enters tho sanctum, 1t 10 better
than whnlc sermon on human nature TO see lhs
editor, with a beaut!tal air Of unconseiousness.
sp ~ The lend pencils Into drawer, aul put tho
pcnknifc Into ht pocket.
At the Boston banquet = nnaa sat where he cnull
have the President pointed ont 70 him. He Eat In
open mouthed asnA1eu.ent. AMI saw the ubjcct Of
and champagne. and made noie4 II every kind II
drink that was taknn; and. just ho was thinking
the President must certainly O. under ~ tabls
watching Da.ton Alderman all tue time. aud
never had gittupee Of The President.
Cainese women have no sense; Every night they
70 tssr gGd' 2 to tss s1 I'm n.p wsnea
mile and . half out 1t yonr way In The hot sun.
and d!ved down eleven alleys. and tamhtea through
oriier 10 Keep out Of ia way 1t men who wero
looking for yuu to dim you, you would 6t happily
content to eit ut home, behind tlosed blinds and
lDcktd lnoFs, in an Upstairs room. and sew all
day. Want to bo men. lnaccdt
seasonabio 1ltcraturc: On tho p,atfosm-"But.
nlast achoolInatest how .haa wo say farewclf How
hearts in Ioyns untson; low shall ~ eeser tho
lives at ng 70 sash other y Hs .t ~, Ana ~
&c. sssS 9oi rseu asss tef Il @ .s s
frcck!cd old -~' 'shut up, Iou hatcfni. old
ysesie yse ea.ions i ttle s,.ls n ks T. Scratch yeai
crDokcd eyes OUT" snack: Spatl Screschl iow.
ow.owl spt! iioo-hoo uoo.hoo'
few days ago. xom.n, frant!s .,, With R.!sf.
Ind been e. ] ttoen from der hotei. si,s oesel Re-.
poaai. 1aa :csreHea sn,ons ths unhappy and ioonod
| eanincs there cpnaned, 1*.rit,scd money among
the attendants. md be."ssht thsm: 9TH
daring. d|stribated c!rrulara containing a
printed description Of the dn: tcltgr~I'hed to tho
went without dinner, ani drore aooat ne .t.ect..
! In cab, whfHtltng. weeping. and c1!ltn:. and
went Into joyoas hJsterlcs when, about & ua.k. ths
h+r artns nEsl wasn't until the next
morning that she learned that her fiitlo dauxhtsE.
i!ee.satloH. having, been funnd crying in INC
was lost.
SWIMMING, LYING, AND WALKING.
| Ixfrost trtt fttss.
| II takes about 81 10 pay for tho "lcmon.de foE
tho group Of old sn!loss usuay to hs found around
the fcrsy -tlock Falcons. They llad tnlsundr1'
standing few days asn al to whoto turn It WAS tt
"calI on, md onc old lake e.Captau In particular
took aolcmn oath never 10 stand treat oFsin. its
was In dead earnest At the time but yertrrday fore
% s sSa i e ea ss. raa s sn "
give IN ali at o,.cc. and. after due Eraecton l,s
went ont, approached . stranger. and thu tw" ha
thc aaiooa h. NJ. followed W sto stranger, an,
| pretty room the old sailor remarked:
| aGcnsttmrn, / wax lust tllinktn1 OF the AtcdcH
wateey Ernso,
.'Wcl', you sec. 1t VA. twenty. -four years aso
and = s1uAl struck ps when fsrty nl!Ies uh Lexlhs
| ton, Lake HHron. She wcnt luwn liks bar Q
lrD, and only two of got clear OF the rail. Tkt
| tpan here and myRekf were tho two- mot ltM
Tow minnie. ago for tho 1rst time since ~o ha
th4t long swim tuEelAeIe
''Yrs; thn,'s %" added the atranger.
sWc da1 nothing to nDat u.s." continued th
CAptAtn, ''and after waiting around tor IN hour o
~ va struck out for Lexington. 1t was Glen
ord. Mind you. gentlemen. VIC didn't hare cTon
viii our cluthing, We'd swim for awhile ami the
stop and pray. md then swim m again, and mex
.lay At noon We Landed on the beach, where Lex
Don't believe itw shouted several voices.
''Wrll, ! am telling YOU thu truth" replied ~
| Car,talu In Eferrd tone. 'Mhcn VIC landed
borrowed s.. Of my sr1cnl hero for, general OK
pensta. have nrycr paid tie deht, but mn so!t'
| 10 now. Do yon think i'd hand him Rlnncy II
didn't owe it, md II ws hadn't taken TINT swim to
Thr crowd began to belleve-aIso 10 lick The
chups in anticipation. II had BEEN arranged h
| tho Captain for tue stranger 10 tltn4 tue money
Inc bat. but when he received the bill b. FOLDED
: nusntlemon, what tho Captain says i strct
| tfno. We awAtn plump forty miles. ami he Dol
rowed 81 Of the. liz IL An honest Maa 10 repay !!
| I'm In great hurry 10 70 over 10 Windsor ur !
tel you ab9nt & h." ~s had 10 sleep 10 'ho ~ooS
puckctInc tbo till, he walked aboarn 3oat, ~
, the Captain fell buck In his chAiF and wouldn't Il
, sxef any further questions.