Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1877-12-29

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he was writing such mean things about
them that ne wondered how he dared
sleep II night.
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mer suit and straw hat ali through No
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dyed black for December, 10 no sign that
he is poor or improvident. lie may be
rich and eccentric.
A LADY correspondent says that girls
should cease to lie kissed by their gentle
men friends when they put on long dresses.
We never kissed snybody in our life, but
we'd just like to know what difference the
length of the dress makes.
WHAT is the difference between young
man and goose3 Why, one is served
with tailor bill, and the other is served
without tail or bill.-Globe. Democrat.
Yes, and one is down in the mouth
while the other 10 down all over.
THE retired editor of the London Times
gets pension of &c. 900 year. 1t doesn't
look hardly fair that he should get pen.
sion nearly as large as our salary. How
ever, we won't complain. Wemay want
to retire on pension some day.
A GOOD many people are predicting a
religious war in America. Well, if no.
body but religious people take part in it,
the opposing armies will have to adver-
tise for each other long time before
they can find anybody to fight with.
WHAT tender, subtle thread of remi-
niscence and association 10 it that makes
grown city man, when he strolls past
an orchard in his country rsmbles, gaze
long and silently, while he involuntarily
stoops down and rubs the calves of his
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THAT town has very slipshod, unin-
teresting paper, where prominent mer-
chant has not recognized in worthy but
ragged tramp his l0ng-lost brother, or at
least where quail hasn't flown through
plate glass window some time during the
month.
THs oil old story. A man went into
= stoie on West hill last night and picked
up gun. OF course, he didn't know it
was loaded. 1t went of. So did the
man. And the man who owns, or rather
who owned the gun, would give $40 to
know where they went.
A PHILADELPHIA poetess sings: 81
would not weep because tho roses die"
No, indeedy. That's nothing to cry for.
But when black oak is worth $3.50 a cord,
and the winter promises to last five
months, then you want to lift up your
voice and howl till they can hear you
in Nevada.
A SPRINGFIELD evangelist announces
that he will preach next Sabbath on the
subject, Sought q Methodist dance9"
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sion Of the question, "Should Presby-
terian drink gini" sought q Baptist
play draw pokeri" and "Why should an
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