The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-05-24
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: - Philosophers have done wisely when
they told US to cultivate our reason rath-
er than our feelings, for reason reconciles
us to the daily things Of existence; our
feelings teach us to yearn after the far,
the difficult, the unseen. .s,.-,
"A little boy was mpnching bit of
gingerbread. His mother asked who
gave it to him. "Miss johnson gave it
to me-" "And did you. thank her for
|itw eyes, did, but I didn't tell her
so." -. $50 .,; ..o,:.aor
= Oregon has a new expedient for
keeping her citizens sober. Every man
who drinks is obliged to take out a
license costing So. It is penal ofense
for any liquor dealer to sell drink to an
unlicensed person.
A woman recently entered store
and sat down in front of an iron safe to
warm her feet. After sitting some twen-
ty or thirty minutes, she remarked that
she "never did like them kind Of stoves.
Don't throw out heat worth cent"
= "A gentlemhn in England committed
suicide the other day, and left paper
stating that he did so because his wife
was q great deal, too good for him That's
why the jury returned verdict record
ing their opinion that deceased was of
an unsound state of mind" tao
People generally will be glad to
know that charcoal has been discovered
to be sure cure for burns. By laying a
small piece of cold charcoal on the burn
the pain subsidies Immediately. By leay-
ing the charcoal on for an hour the wound
is healed, as has been demonstrated on
several occasions.
- If there is anything that will make
a woman fighting mad, and make her
want to pull the last hair out of your
head, it is to intimate that her butter is
not nice, and that her children are ugly.
We knew man to try it once. He
didn't have a funeral, but he might as
well have had Gs
.s'5- E If you have an earnest, faithful,
humble pastor, encourage and strengthen
his heart by telling him that you receive
help and instruction from his ministerial
services. We say this because we have
lust heard of good minister who has
been twenty years with his people, and
yet has received no pleasant words of
approval. ,li
AT Lynn, Mass, n school teacher
asked little girl who the first man was ?
She answered that she did not know.
The question was then put to the next,
an Irish child, who answered loudly ::
"Adam, sir" with apparent satisfaction.
"Lawp' said the first scholar, "you need
not feel SO proud about it; he wasn't an
Irishman lys.,irs 93f -
Mr.. Chamberlain is reputed to be a
man of ability. he has become part
ner in New York law Office. Mr..
Packard is reputed to be man of abil-
ity. He has no partners now in Lou.
isiana. Would it not be well for Mr..
Chamberlain and Mr.. Packard to unite
their troubles and their talents on soli-
tary shingle?
= He was praising her beautiful hair,
and begging for one tiny curl, when her
little brother said: "Oh, myl faint
nothin' now. You just ought to have
seen how long it hangs down when she
hangs it on the side of the table to comb
it." Then they laughed, and she called
her brother cute little angel, and when
the young man was going and heard that
boy yelling, he thought the lad was taken
suddenly i'll.
- Young ladies, if they only knew how
disgusting to men slovenliness is, and
how attractive are displays of neatness
and taste, would array themselves in the
simplicity and cleanliness Of the lilies of
the field or, if able to indulge in costly
attire, they would study the harmonious
blending Of colors which nature exhibits
in all her works. A girl of good taste,
and habits of neatness, can make more
fascinating toilet with q shilling calico
dress, a few cheap ribbons and laces, and
such ornaments rs she can gather from
the garden, than vulgar, tawdry crea-
ture who is worth thousands, and has the
iewelry and wardrobe of q princess.