Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-11-14
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

CDflolulHS lAlis On ueSiaV.
Thomas Mast is cartooning again.
Mrs Susan B. Authony's age-
Suffrage.
Frogs live from l2 to Is years-if
not eaten.
1t is mistake to class cats among
dumb animals.
The latest song: "Give my chsw-
ing gum to Gertie.'
Gilman has been engaged to raise
the New York obclisk.
The Bergers arc clever family of
bellies and bell ringers.
Our honey producers are doing
siderable in the bee line.
Mrs. Stowe will stowe herself away
in Florida for the winter.
Something that constantly breaks,
but never fails-The ocean.
Sitting Bull prefers to be miles
away than under Miles sway.
Gen. Mcclellan has gained vic
tory. He captured New Jersey.
The Cameron does not go abroad
The President let Simon peter out.
The reckless man courts danger.
The brave man marries pretty girl.
When the boys are short of change
they now say, "I'm Chicago savings
bank"
A man in fine spirits will keep
until he can be sent home to his
parents.
The eyes of the world are upon the
President, and he cannot pull down
the blind
If Charley Ross knew that Birnnm
had $4,000 waiting for him he would
find himself.
There is one kind cf bank in Chi
cage hat is established on firm ba-
sis faro bank.
Common occurrence--Woman in u
bookstore looking for That IIus-
band of Mine"
The devil is entitled to a square
fight, and should not be whipped
round the stump.
Tilton ia an industrious lecturer,
and works out his "Problem of
Life" every evening.
The Boston Post suggests Faneuil
Hall, the cradle Of liberty, as prop
er place for a baby show.
What will become of the last man
Manufacturing shoes by machinery is
knocking him out Of the business.
There is S25,0 back pay and mile
age laying on the Louisiana seat in
the Senate claimed by Eustis aud
Pinchback.
Henry Watterson will lectare on
the "Whimsicalities of Southern
Life" some OF which he saw and Il
part of which he was.
Mrs. Annie Edwards is out with
her "Bipe Stocking" and country
critic saws Il is darned sight better
than the average novel.
1t ia easier for mule to pass
through the hawse-hole of ship,
than for an honest man to climb Il
creased pole b. Franklin.
The song, "Silver Threads Among
the Gold" has just arrived in Eng
land as something new. II was gray
headed in this country fifteen years
ago.
The sizzle of frying doughnuts can
be heard by telephone at consid
erable distance. Another machine
is to be perfected to transmit the
smell.
DR.. Holmes says there is no gal
vanism in kissing your own sister,
Neither is there anything so very
shocking in kissing some other fell
lows sister.
A biographical inclined son of Ed
ward Everett asks friends to send
him letters and anecdotes of his
father. If Mr.. Everett ever made a
Joke his son would like to know it.
"What will the Indians do with
their money when they get homeF
inquiries the Graphic. They won't
get home with it, stupid, Do you
suppose the noble white man is en-
tirely deadi- Rochester Democrat
When success perches upon mans
banner. as she frequently does, ac'
cording to the howery talk of orators
the best way is to let her perch. Sue
cesses are so small nowadays that the
hn.o. s.,.. o&,,l "a