The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-10-02
NEWS AND NOTR0.

NEWS AND NOTES.
What j. society, after all, but q
fixture of histories and miss-eries
There isn't y vegetable" says
he Worcester Press, ''that can ketch-
Ip with the tomato"
One Of the advantages in being a
,egro is, the color If your nose doesn't
i've you away.-Oa City Gail.
1t Is said If the Welsh language
hat ut j. full of inligesiible e"nso-
rants anil has N" v"wrl 1t compass
ION"
"A wag suggests that suitable
opening :or MANY choirs should be
% Lord have mercy on Us miserable
singers"
Russia has CSC. 900 hereditary mo-
bles and $50, 900 who are not heredita-
~, and thousands Of both classes are
very poor.
William b. Astor, has just
launched new yacht. the "Ambassa-
dress" said to be the largest and finest
in the world.
The Rev. Geo. Bull baptized forty
persnn by imme rsiOn in twenty-seven
minutes in Savannah, and he ia eighty
years oil, too.
The grave Of Gen. Israel Putnam.
at Brooklyn. Conn.,, is said to he
marked only by few stones and a
fallen and defaced slab.
The estate of Peter Il. Brigham.
the Eston restaurant keeper. who
died few months ago, ~ shown by
an inventory amounts To 81 ,282 900.
Said an Arkansas corOners jury :
I'VE find that the deceased came to
his death by Jim Blarkin's bowie knife
having incidentally touched vita
part"
"A Minneapolis miller asserts thai
flour manufactured from the new croI
If wheat will make forty pounds more
bread to the barrel than the -four from
last years wheat.
Prince Ibrahim, fourth son Of til,
Khelive of Egypt, is in England
where he is preparing tn enter thu
Army School at Woolrich. He i
about IS years old. and speaks Eng
lish well.
"A woman quarrelMg With he
husband told him she believed If sh
was to die he would marry the devil
eldest daughter. "The law does no
allow . man to marry two sisters, re
Piled the tender husband.
Both the son and one Of tn
daughters Of the late Lieutenant Der
by (John Ph9nix) are engaged to b
married-Miss Daisy Derby to Lieut.
Black. Of the Navy, aud her brothe
to New York lady.
Says Victor Hugo: "Nlan wa
the conondrum Of the eighteenth Ger
tury::; woman the conundrum Of tn
nineteenth century," I'VE can't CUES
her, but we'll never give her up" say
| tho WOman,s journal
"A Moscow newspaper SAYS that on
Of the wealthy merchant families @
that city not a single member has gOn
to fight the Turks. They get medica
certificates Of unftness for militar
service, and often have to pay we'll 70
them.
A health Journal says, "to the hea
thy, a person must sleep with his hea,
towards the north" This is all RICH
As FAR rs it goes. but il a man wants I
rise in this world he must sleep wit
his head towards the yeast.
The Cleveland HeyuM looks th
American girl in the mouth and says
las q gum-chewer she can be backe
against the entire world, and this pr
clivity has raised up in the Unite
States an industry that gives bread I
thousands"
1T Is in these days that the Amer
lean matron stands forth in all he
might. and stops the whole business Q
a railroad juncture. while she stand
ON the platform and demands in thrill
ing tones: "Where is the little gree
trank with one handle ofi:"-Puck.
Ex-Governor q. e. Washburn in
tends during the next year, to cree
and equip a splendid astronomical oil
servatory for the University Of Wi
consin. This generous gift will b
made available by an annual apprt
priation for its support from the State
General Lew Wallace Is making
claim against the Mexican governmen
for S125, 900 for services rendered duI
ing the Macmillan troubles and pr
poses to obtain satisfaction with the q
sistance Of the present Administration
which fully endorses his claim.
On the last night Of the "Dar
City" at the Fifth-svenue. and tn
last night Of Days management. tn
house WAS $92. Singularly enough
this precisely the sum Of money I
which Mr.. Daly opened his manager
ial career Ut the old Fifth-avenue
the fall Of 1869.
M. Theirs small stature was ofte
ridiculed. One day as he was walkin
up the amps-Elysees two ladies wh
wished to get good view Of him. a
preached. and one Of them exclaimed
Glow little be Isl" "Yes. madame.
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