, 1877-09-18
QutI'S.

Il business t1lat couldn't succeed without strk-
ers: The match tradc.
The good are never successful In catching fish,
We have tried II orrsclvcs-NocAcster U.ion.
Another moon discovered In Mars, chi It |
ionks as II Mars WIS laying up moons for rainy |
day.
1t Is not iEnpolItc to eat corn OF the cob. hut
It IL !mpotte tn watch any ono else doing 1t.-
H;laHepAfd Prew.
EnglIsllmcn arc pantEng coekroaclcs IN
atripcs, and selling tlcm t0 tlieir countrytnef |
for genuine potatDeb1lga.
Sharks won't bite n swimmer who keeps Ills
legs III motion II sou tan keep kicking l11Igcr
t,an shark can keep whiting, you'll ~ ul!
right.
notSi's S1rs tic na,ter.' 10y % IN tic sr"wd."yyr
ncrdn't tell US tint; YOU wouldn't bc here II
there was.h
inr m1tiIatcd bo.!ics: awe dtInt do 1t. Work
badly do,r rot, Sec 1t SLOWS want of practice"
--luras tharlturf.
During tIlunfcr-stor,J, two dogs that howarl
dIs1nAlly at night were struck by lightning.
linwi'ng dogs should cut t!!ls gut aud paste IL
fn their .-.f0rristoHA Herald
1t won't be lonE now before ntcn who can't
tell d rutaaGa from an old tin tail will 70 out
to the country fairs md begin tI,cr oratons
with "Fcilnw-fasnlcrs." ."-Earoh Fire l'ress.
When you arc tired of twtrling your thumb
sit lltw!f anil scr how last yos can sny, "sfIoes
und socks shock SuEnn III ar tuexni!cablg tiin'-
ncr, mud incxorably she ceaseth shcatiliilg l!cr
| slocs."
Tho reason Tor tho slny.laborer dropping Ills
touiR with surs, hcttrnry when the rlerk strikes
| 12, nutl his rapid speed towards dhncr, IL
! that lG .nny make up ttle time he WILL luso III
| getting back TO work.-OA-C9tH CH3.
A Roman who recently returned from pha-
| dolphin informs It's that tito ktefy motor tOt.-
sisis Of polnl Of l!oardln2-lloust butter shut
up In MI iron box. This etHternent Will 10 lnllth
to restOFu cOn[llcneU in tAc power ot Lhc motor.
! .-itome Stntiae.
Tho pcculiarity Of the 1y Is TINT lie always
returns to tic saue a,ot: but 1t is tlle cI.arlc
/ tcristfc of the mosquito that he always returns
to another. spot. Thus hc dlitcrs rum tl!c
leopard, which dues not change his spots. THIS
ia nn Important fact In natural history.
"You see. my DEAR" he explained, "tho man
was climbing the ladder With a hu.ifnl of
mortar IN his shoulder. Just rs passeA un.lcr
It he made tn!sstep, and tlv wt9e contc''ts Of
surl ynu t.l,st harc Looked! :" she remarked.
"Ou tl,s contrary, my dcar, Was sub-limc."-
uostun 7raasrrins.
| Lady Barker, tlnwn In South Africa, trying t.
tell nIw dusty Il is there says that tlc O.
wa4 about to suffer the extreme penalty Of tho
domestic law for tlagrant dlsubcdie,re, when le
remarked lsyly to tic reluctant Gxceutluucr:
" You had hotter take Carc: ] am very dusty"
1t WIS quite true, Tor the supper c!e!tcd elsrn
clouds ii dust fro1n the 'itt,u blue serge suit
that TIC ehastlse,ncnt hal to ~ eurtu!lel.
| A .,&-zr,1.t,y Ar ,r1yr. ,TOvE1,S n1S
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Ap"a'a ,'''a "'".e. ''.., T.. ill.,.
Ascheatloh iias uccn ea'osc. III t"o Fa!sco
| c'tf"'o"'tf ~ s'u "se'' ~ t""',s - "'>"
have been circulating III Donh0sy 1or tho t'asc
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cMcu"eta'see WAY sN po ~ WV A""s'a W.
sIlchro on dane -. Ea3} w tHo "'os"ns I'll
the @d a tArsec dlea, anu thfce llours aitef-
Hard h's bsly was e1''oSeu u taa 'n!tufes IN
Tower NJ. ], locally Known as AaMs klaos
Dpfhnsa ta toWsfh ~ tae AFTERNOON atostet
n"u, ~ m..s II n h"n1s Ehan1s tnx"r ns" T
funeral procession proceeded tllIther and llutl
taltcn tic fornal farewell o. the aead, Whlch Y
Customary. Miiilo thccu!psu supeaiE1S tas+asa!aIsj