The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-08-12
AMUSEgfEvTS.
Old Comedy MT the gea-


Mrs. RUFrLEcoMB LAwNLy-There, I've
dropped my card case down the bank-how an
| moving.
| Mr.. LEATuERpy HBApsroN-Iu climb down
| and get IT, Don't stir
| Mrs. LAwNLY-Now he's COMO Az was say
ing. my dear, bcadonnas very good for light
| eyes. but II don't help dark ones bit
Mrs. FLUrrERLy FLoPovER-O dear no: I
| wouldn't bother with II. It's waste OF time
| The eyes take care OF themselves II the COM
plcxion's all right There's really. when you
| come down 10 tho plain facts. nothing like
| arsenic.
| Mrs. CHEwrNoroN CRAM-where do you get
your arsenic my dcar2 Do you know. think
| Fledgcman adultcrates his.
| MRs. FLopovER-Of course he docs; didn't
| you know that2 It's nothing but water. tn
| ruin your stomach.
LThcy compare bottlesl
don't believe that's poison at all. Lot me SEQ
| yours. Louise.
Mrs. LAwsIY producing bottcl-Hcre mol
That's my choral. Heavens I've lost 1t Jump
ing upl.
Mrs. FLopovER-Dont be alarmed; I'll give
| you some Of mine
Mrs. LAwNLY-Ycs but II was in wrapper.
and had my name on il. I'm ruined.
| Mrs. FLorovER 10y and triumph rising to
her forehead How indiscrect
Mrs. CRAM-O. we'll it may have rolled down
the bank. Wen send uondston aficr Il yhnn ho
comes back. Did you say you'd given up rub
bling white lead into the pores Of your akin.
Mus. FLorovrR- Given il up? no. indeed
Blanc de perl Is Il wifc'- amulet II IL warrant.
ed TO keep away only husbands know what
IT IL. John F,opover used to say that fellow
couldn't kiss his own wife without getting the
painters collie. always said TO him, husbands
ought to be thankful that they can avoid alex.
ness SO easy
Mrs. LAwNLY-Dd you over trv loochos on
the back Of your neck since the blonde fnrore?
Dr. Fussennunck told mo TINT ,vi,,or ,b ~, ,I,,
were bleaching tho hair tbut locchos ,,,,,ld ,,.
due, the complexion so per cont How 40 Won
suppose Kate Mix keeps such a pink and whit.2
1t isn't paint. for saw her CRYING ON tho vcron.
da tho othor day fwhnn her puy bnd ,l,o ,,lo,,-
risyD and il didn't buIrn
Mrs. CnAM-Sheg She cn,no down :, ,bo 90.
randa every day last summer ami won, ,hon,
something ust TO show that hor coIors ,iort RIM
If her tears do. She sleeps with hoof.,,,,. nm
her face
Mus I.v-Sry-Tb,. ooooun,s g.. ,t -
They cat The beefetrngs in tho morning wha,
"A hidcous ;d.n. dont SOC how .hc L,.'',s ,ta,,'
on.
Mrs. Cn,M-whnt tho s,eats , wbv sho o,,,s
a hole to br nth through. and lies an b,rha.t
Mus. IAwNtY Bnt of course ,,, ,on,,
sloapY
u,s c,,, or o,,,-.. 49,, u,.
10 do with IT. Snen ism, ~ rurb ,.',.',,.,
when YOU live for ncomn,oxion Unr p.,l,'i5
me a good ioke. She dtIrnto slo.,,',,.,,,.
and icr h.sI..oJ c.,,,,t,.'t, 49, r.r 1'",
his hand on hsr fa.o. and tb,n ls,,,,, f., .",...,,'
forth. poli...-ho tb,,,.i, sh,,i l,'.s.r,..n
Mrs. IAwSrY-Oh. ,lo.r: no. tnusf bo,.i,i,I :,
on top o.. her honl T.. t.u tln ,ru,b r.,'s
vhor.. sh, OUGHT =, rut b,r h,,f.,.,t NJ,
are YOU l,,...l. .ne at my .l.,ry
Mus. fror,vei.- hn A. uo norc,..,,.
hdcou- idca-
Mis-. Cn,,f-Whot9
NRs Ttop,yrR- Why fla, it,o--,.,,, ,a
the id.n nf her husband co,i,,, ,,,a t'.. ...,.'
atnicht never hoard ,f sn,h - hin, WI,
kind peo,l, nr,. thrv9 "'''''
MRs Cr,M-Notmu.b Nix w,s n ,irso,,,,
or n sta,esn,n or so,n,,hi,, Id,,,,,ntrl' 49,
complexion is $50 perfect do you2 sh. nlwnys
makes i,,, think II looking M a hlnn.. MANI
baby through "a pink glass She's tho ON. TINT
the uriu.o said .,l.I ns u von ,o,,lI aa, h"s
with asruor
Mis-. I,wNlY-It. an invalil hoan,v my.
way. and that's what the men call sriritu.un
There's no soul in it. You can try MI vou'ro
bind and vud can't uut .,ul int, "A com tlaVion
vita o., f-trla unless sou put the heefstcak into
ihe BODY II you walt hrillianey Of complexion
look at Ben Noses > wife. uteu YOU how 81.
docs il.
MI IrArHrRuY Hr,DeroN rSho has entered
pulling. with a cnrd cascl-By George, ladies
there's such 80 ON the beach. Mrs. M.x's yeen
drowned.
ALL-Heavcns. how dreadful
Mrs IlwNLY-Did yoa SEQ anything Of n
bottle whom you picked No the card casaY Mo-
Then must have dropIri ii down the bank
after you started up. H's a little six-oun.e
bottle; ucautAclpn ,ticing it its got myname
on the wrapper. Ladies. what a color Mr.. Head
ston's got. hope y,uW hurry back with the
bottle. for you're too handsome to trust on the
beach alone with our daughters. Or stay. per-
haps d better 70 down and look for il myself.
Nix HEADsroS-Permit M. Dontstir. Exit
Mr.. Hcadsionl
Mis- CRAM-Isnr il awful?
Mrs LAwNLY u Oh. its ust like Mix and
such people-if they want 10 die thev come ia a
watering place; THEY'VE no idea If d.,.nnv
But you were saying you knew how Mrs. Moses