The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-04-30
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

year.
Tho Russians arc advancing Kwgrisownptggro.
vitchsk.
Tho Sultan has put tho helm ofth ship Of state hard
Porte.
Tho mountain pink with storm encouragement COM
pes the rocks to smc.
Jersey farmers wives arc now yanking their own
lettuce out OF the garden.
.Decoettc,' II we may believe the Buffalo Egpvess.
means ssnecks to nothing
Boston Commercial Baletin:-.'New York has donned
her spring garb-garbagc"
One OF the new spots ON the sun is 1000 miles wide.
It has becn named Sol-deno
Some OF tho spectators about tho were long ON
-four Pie crust remains short
Brown silk, trimmed with bright golden brocade,
looks very beautiful in the evening"
The man who for the 6rst time hears List IL like
baby listening to Its first thunder storm.
An Elizabeth man wants to know what Is the mean
ing of "drops." Liquor Is drops, OF course
Boston Post:-"Thc Topsy In "Unce Toms CABIN"
at the Bowery Theatre Now York. Is dyed in the wool.
Mr. Caleb Cushing, United States Minister to Spain.
was tho New York yesterday, route TO Washing.
ton.
dominic hen has frequently Matched turkeys; and
discontinued republicans should not be severe ON
Hayea
Some men whilo playing whist slam the cards down
with q bang as II their brains were all In their
knuckes
From a HERALD window on a rainy DAY the umbrel-
las moving up and down Broadway for halt mile look
like Of black pillows.
A Western democratic paper says that Hayes IL
republican, and Western republican paper says that
no is a democrat. They correct
II General Grant COOS Russia is he likely to 70.
ceve courtesies from tho imperial family after his
lack of courtesy to tho Grand Duke9
The Columbia River salmon fishers mean to erect .
dam, behind which salmon may be propagated and
tho determination OF tho fish DO prevented.
In Ncpaul India, tho three wives OF Jung Bahadoor
we're burned with his corpse. Nepaul is province
over which Victoria, in 1877 Is the Empress.
The dietary Of the French soldier s cup OF black
coffee getting up, and called "diane, or the morn.
Ing gun; then two meals Of good soup and broad
The Norrstown Herald accuses papers OF stealing
Its paragraph, Lager sings in stavcs." Well Mr..
Williams, stho second thief is the best owner"
The Milwaukee Sentinel considers itself we'll written;
but judging from. its recent English, the spirit OF
Shakespeare mus,Stslve boon debating to a medium
Philip Harris, OF Pennsylvania, cured his blindness
by rubbing his eye with the cut edges Of sour apple,
or else tho Pennsylvania papers not to be believed
Ex-Governor Noycs worked for Hayes nomination.
Ex-Governor Noyes will be made Minister to France.
There Is much Sunday school politics in
that
Evenino 1eleqram:-"Tho rapdity with which the
Russian army purposes to get to Constantinople ID
shown in the that 1t intends 10 take Kars At the
start"
Courier. Journal:-"The Chicago Times has para
graphic department Of 'Poars which 1t casts before
It's readcrsu Tho IL to be one Of its readers
S'boy.
When o fond mother can 90 into schoolroom and
whalo six foot ,cacher whipping her boy is not
wise 10 say that II she werc politics sho could not
run primary meeting.
Tho Street Com missioners arc going to have tce.
phone attachment from tho garbage to their houses
The tones OF tho garbage loud that they can
already DO heard half mile away
wendell Philips tho other day lost favorte set
ting hen. In tho goodness OF HIS heart he took the
eggs home, talked TO them warmly for fifteen minutes
about Susan b. Anthony and they Matched out.
Chicago Tribune:-"A gentleman from Chicago called
upon Mr. Emerson the other day, and introduced him.
self with the remark 81 hope don't ntrude' 'rhat
depends, said tho philosopher, "upon how much We
have In common"
yudv.--.Nico Uncic Improving the occasion)-Ycu
scc my DEAR you don't generally call boys pretty
but il thoy vcry very good indeed they may grow
IN handsome olive Branch-Oh, Uncle why
didn't you be good boyS"
When you see q woman looking out OF second story
window, and she has patches OF whitcwash all over
planting her winter gcraniums top sdc down, shc VIII
soon have tho call on him.
sometimes when man is to BIO hung for outrage and
murder churchy women send him beautiful bouquets,
while the grave tho poor child and the homo OF The
nrtbrokcn parents are LETT unadorned What hum.
bugs we humans sometimes arol
Very small rreon nasturtium seeds. picked as soon
as the nowor has fallen, and pcklcd, make Hnc sub.
stitutc for capers In white for boiled mutton.
The nasturtium will grow almost without encourage.
mcn, and trained strings against fences has brill
liant effect
AN English vicar and his vito determined TO reform
their church and Sunday school. They toro iockcta
from chdrens necks, turned out girls who had flow.
ers on their bonncts and abused people who cuffs
Tho congregation and school loft In body, and II
probable that the vicar Will sock situation MS waiter
| at Mr.. Hayes White House.
President Hayes has invited his uncle, the venerable
Austin Birchard, of Fayetteville, Vt, who Is eighty.
one years old to make him visit the White House,
| and promises to send his Webb escort But
Mr. Orchard declines, Of his age and physi.
cal nnrmity, and also his Discrimination to minglo IN
society account OF the death OF his daughter, who
was killed at Ashtabua, aud go tho President VIII
probably visit tho old gentleman himso early In the
summer.
The Erening Telegram, speaking OF m EssipoT con.
cert, gives advice that will apply to all con-
certs:"wc suggest to certain couples who keep
ncessan scnselcss chaterng in spite Of dagger looks
from their neighbours, that the audience arc more In.
tcrcstcd In tho music than their private Affairs and
that decency, not to say ordinary politencss
should induce them TO hold their tongues while tho
music Is in progress Either keep quiet and lot other
people listen comfortably or ese stay away"