The Morning herald., 1877-08-11
HERALD NOTES.

HERALD NOTES.
Market day.
Warm weather.
Politics reviving.
Pressing business-cour,ing,
If a father kills his son, Is 1t sonny
side!
The new trimming for fall hats is a sill
with a satin finish.
The "sig paper" has aroused the animul
Of the Republican"
There is great come down In the price
OF board ut the seaside resorts.
The latest vocal id'ocy is song entitled
"Darling, Kiss My Eyelids Down"
The quarter hasn't rolled around but the
mosquitoes are presenting their bills.
The luscious slices of watermelon do
now sorsly tempt the thirsty pedestrian.
A woman envies man most when she
sees him sitting crosselegged in a street
car.
A party Ia town sends in bill to the City
tell"
In fact girl would rather have freezing
reception from you If you make the chief
feature In Ice cream.
In the picture galleIy-Young girl "say,
mamma, when shall we come to another
of those pictures where l must shut my
eyesp
The roasting ear season is In its height,
AMI children are daily asking their MAN.
mas to "put some more beans on that
stick"
1t is not considered the polite thing for
fellow to go in swimming at Long Branch
with nothing on but nightcsp and pair of
gum boots.
or the l04 locomotives burned BY the
mob In the round house at Pittsburg, so are
worthless. The remainder will be repaired
at Altoona.
The charming Montague won a game of
polo at Long Branch on Saturday, and the
ladies patted their gloved hands, and called
him 'deah boy"
Take care how you eat, what you eat and
how mach. The hot weather Is getting
every man ready for q spell of cholera NOR
bus or dysentery.
The Black Hills have ceased to be the
Mecca of gold seekers = Ex. And vet we
see an occasional man Mecca fool of himself
by going there Pittsburg Leader.
August 2Sd there will be an eclipse of the
moon about midniQhs. The moon will be near
ly invisible, also will the young couple who
sit on the back porch to watch the affair.
In treating your lady friend to ice cream
alw ays call for vanilla, as that produces
relaxation of the muscles and tenderness
of the heart, while lemon makes girl re-
J yengeful.
, 1t is said that each annual parade of the
| Orsugemen In Montreal, custom they de-
b clare that they will keep up, will cost sew
. rral Thousand dollars for pay of special po-
I lice, and purchase of clubs and arms.
J While the Thermometer is playing among
g the nineties, and hundreds Of young and
i old in our city lingering at the wine cup, the
Il Moral Suasion Club finds sm pie time and
n disposition 10 deucunce one of its brothers
in unm stakable terms.
Miss Stone, precocious twelve-year old,
blew big charge of huckeshot into little
, Johnny Woolenscroft, at Elmra, last week,
q which killed him Instantly, because he
wouldn't get her 4 drink Of water. Oh,
q what = mother -in- law she will make.
i, An affidavit recently submitted in
4 Brooklyn court rsads thus "And depo-
neut further says that the defendant drew
a pistol and threatened deponent that, If he
, dh not AT once leave the premises, he, the
1 said defendant, would blow him TO hell,
(Which deponent verify believeth said de-
Il fendant would have done had he the said
,deponent, not done as he was command
erd.'
After net ting an example which has been
j ilfollowed by on the city ds;es, in mentions
ling the fact that "our paper" is \ most de-
! sirsble medium for advertising, it Is uunec-
assary to commend the HERALD to-day.
We shall not tell the public therefore that
our circulation is Increasing that back
numbers of written In Blood" are daily
,slled for that we have crowds of boys
who sell our paper-wishout our "sdvertis-
ing for them that they make more money
IN the HERALD than on any other city pa.
lser: or that It is the moss newsy sheet In
b he state.