Middletown transcript., 1877-04-07
Business 4otals.

All kinds of Plow Castings at
LINDLEY KEMPS'.
Ina recent scandal case in Smith county
Kansas, lady witness declined to answer q
question, and the attorney demanded her rea'
son. f'Bpcause it is not fit TO tell decent peo-
ple." nOh, well," said the lawyer, 'jusl
walk up here and whisper it to the judge"
} Atmore's Mince Meat, II cts per pound, al
ELIASON BROS.
Star Skirt Braids I cents Cash, at
S. N. REYNOLDS.
Easy to strike-Love matches.
Slate Mantles from the celebrated Keystone
ELTAs0N b BENsONs.
A check-nate-A liberal husband.
U02C our stock of Ladies' Silk Ties and
Handkerchefs, at ELlASoN BROS.
A well known foriculturalist says: "Not
one violet seed in bushel will grow" Per
haps not, unless he puts some earth in the
bushe.
The Improved Philadelphia Water Closets
and Bath Tubs, Copper, Zinc, Lead or Tin
lined, at ELIASUN & BENSON'S.
A bad breath-The breath OF calumny.
Harness and Machine Oils at
| LlNDLh1 q hE9lf ..
Slate Mantels, in Egyptian, Tennessee
Verd Antique, Corsiean Green, and many
other colors, at
ELIASON l. BENSON'S.
A husband, finding piece broken out of
bis plate and another out of his saucer, petu-
lantly exclaimed to his wife: 'My dear, it
seems to me that everything belonging to you
is broken" "Well, yes, /" responded the wife;
''evsn you seem to be little cracked"
Good, heavy long leg Boots for mems wear
| So rs, so, rs and 3 90, for sale by
s. N. REYNOLDS.
Babbit Soda, cents per paper, and Coffee
ELIAsoN BROS.
Get your Tin-Ware repaired at the Middle
town Stove House.
LINDLEY & KEMP.
Why ought stars to be the best astrono-
mers? Because they have studied (studded)
the heavens since the creation of the world.
A feathered fraud-The gull.
Gents Fine Balbriggan Half Hose, Silk
Handkerchiefs, Scarfs, Ties aud Bows in great
variety, at ELlAS0N BROS.
Roofing and Spouting, done by practical
workmen, and satisfaction guaranteed in all
cases, at ELIASUN Il BENS0N'S.
drunken man walking along the street al
night with his head thrown back, looking al
the moon with sovereign contempt, was heard
TO exclaim "You needn't be so proud, Mad
am Noon; you are full once month, and |
every night"
Stove repairs of all kinds at
LINDLEY & KEMP'S.
A gentleman has named two canaries
"Wheelsrp and Wilson His reason for
this sppellation is that neither of them are
SINGERS"
Mems fine calf Dress Boots double and sin
gle sole, at $4 90, 80 and 90. Also. cali
Congress CATERS at 81 %, so, l 10, 2 80
90 and 4 90, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
Found-A few of the tears dropped BY a
"crying evil"
Briggs Bros Garden Seeds-tbe best
for sale by ELIAS0N BROS.
DON'T FAIL to see the "ECoNoMY
COFFEB PoT" at Eliason & Bensou's, the
most economical coffee pot ever manu-
factured.
Room for improvement-The convalescent
ward in an hospital.
The largest stock Of Hamburg EdginEs in
Middletown can be found at W. H. MOORE
& cos.
The Best Paper Collar, 20 cts per box, at
ELIAS0N BROS.
Harness Leather, Rings, Buckles and Sheep
Skins, at LINDLEY & KEMP'S.
A poet apostrophises, the unwinking
eagle" This is nonsense; the eagle is always
a wing-king.
New No. l, 2, Mackerel in barrels, hal
barrels, quarters and kits; New Split Labra-
dor Herring in barrels and half barrels, just
received and for sale BY S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
A choice Rio Coffee, green, 25 cents, roast
ed % cents, Cash, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
Clark's O. N. 7. Spool Cotton, 6s cents per
dozen, at ELIAS0N BROS.
An imaginative Irishman has improved
upon Ossian. ~ returned, to the halls of
my fathers by night, aud found them in
ruins. cried aloud, Ny fathers, where are
they? And echo responded: is that you,
Patrick NJ MClathery2'"
New Orleans and Porto Rico Molasses
Choice Sugar Loaf Drips and Sugar House
Syrups,at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
''Gone to the bottom, +" Ladies' Fine Moroc-
co Sewed Shoes, ST. per pair, at
ELiASON BROS.
A FRESH INVOICE, Bethlehem Buck
wheat Flour and Oat Meal and Grits, the best
in the market. For sale by
S. II. REYNOLDS.
Alta collection lately made at a charity fair |
young lady offered the plate to rich man |
noted for his stinginess. IL have nothing"
was his curt answer. "Then take something, |
sir," she replied. 'l ou know am begging |
for the poor"
A splendid assortment of Gents Fine Calf
Boots and Alexis Buckle Shoes, at
ELIASON BROS.
Why are real Cashmere shawls like deaf |
and dumb people Because you cannot make
them here.
A full line of Alpaca and Poplin Lustre's,
at ELIAS0N BROS
A great many anecdotes are related of per-
sonal bravery We should like to see that |
man who would deliberately allow woman |
to catch him making mouths at her first baby. |
Choice Brands Chewing and Smoking To-
bacco, Fine Cigars and Cigarettes, for sale at |
ELIASON BROS.
1t is trite observation that a man can be |
utterly obvious ofthe weaknesses of his own
argument while be is keenly alive to the fol-
lies of his opponents.
Boys and Youths Congress Caters, Balls,
and Long Boots to fit all the little folks, at
81 %, so & 10, at S. NJ. REYNOLDS.
The major (rocking Nelly on his knee, for
Aunt Mary's sake) 'I suppose this is what
you like, Nelly 2'' ''Nelly: Eyes, it's very
nice. But rode on a real donkey yesterday
II mean one with four legs, you know"
New No. and Mackerel. in barrels, half
barrels and kits, New Split Labrador Herring
in barrels and half barrels, just received at
ELIAS0N BROS.
Ladies' 2-Button KID GLOVES, all colors,
s0aTranted. Every pair that rips or burrs, ex-
changed for new ones. 81 per pair.
s. NJ. Reynolds.
NJ. Quad has invented flying machine,
and wants to fight duel with the editor who
knocks the ''f7' off of flying.
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