The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1877-05-25
WHAT TIE WITS SAY.
read-organ-the eye.-PAjEqde7pAia

thaG NUNS imperial.-N. 7. Herald. r7.
The Gear calls for the prayers of all Or
thodox people. Well, here goes.-N. r
Herald. .s1sasd. .sGs s4
Mr.. Moody says if you cannot be a light
house be candle. But, Mr. Moody, a
candle is wicked. Turner's Falls Re-
| porter. f f
A Yonkers seven year old school boy
says "a, Q, i, o, and sometimes and y
are the bowels of the alphabet. = Tonkers
Gazette.
1t is said that Eve was made for Adams
Express Company, but this is probably a
! fgment of some common carrier of slander.t
Gin. Enquirer. - .,ss,s-,ss...a-4
Experience is wise teacher, bat the man
who feels June bug creeping inside Of his
| trousers leg has no resource save in his
natural ability.-Se"ttneI. es .r,.s.s S.. r
The King of Holland has offered to send
| 40, 900 tulips TO the Paris Exposition of
1878. He will also send some Of his gin to
keep the two lips moist Turner'S Fats
Reporter. A'4S~ 2'
80 Frank Leslie is travelling with his entire
editorial staff in the far West. Only his
shears remain behind in N. Y, and the
| work of his Office goes on as usual.-Chi-
| eago Journal. 1242 m 151 ,,2.9 s-'a--'--
A boy in Gen. Pleasanton' native village
recently put tortoise-shell cat under blue
glass case, and in a few days he had a
three-qnarter size royal Bengal tiger.-N
T. Reek1y.et zaToE4 e4e aa.a .''aa's-i1 -'
"What is % bat ?" asks contemporary.
AS far as our education extends, a bat is a
thing to encourage a cat to get off a back
ffonoe ffonoe, and IS composed ef lallf : brick
Nor. Herald. .E'ssis
The balny breath Of spring is so entwin-
ed with the fragrance of new onions that
man hassto grip his nose with q spring
clothes PIN every time he stoops to pluck a
violet t.---.Ha@keye.x oYaL aQooT1 Gaie5aa :.
IF the editor of country newspaper could
get verbal promises discounted at bank
rates, he would be on intimate terms with
the whole Rothschild family inside of two
days. Reporter. ,--a-i ~ 1L,.rg uft h3-usa--.
PUCK speaks of the parliamentary foul
the hen that made motion to lay on the
table ~ But this bird wasn't: half as
thoughtful as the COW who suggested a mo-:
tion to a-ehurn. - Erpress. s0 42s&s5Yo&--''.
: The rocks up the Delaware are now
nearly warm enough for love lorn lads and
lssses to sit OH and admire the beauties of.
nature, and gaze into each others eyes like
q couple ofirnbecile Goldfish, and sneeze.-.
Easto1 Free fress. 3al z.Eab. 10 59ib9aY { "a
California is paying great attention teo
the culture Of the banana. and in little
while returned Californians and the local
papers will be trying to mako us believe
that in that wonderful State Single bananas 4
are sold by the JasSd.-- zf1aoAeyeF7 s7T'f'' .
"a Don't yon wish you were the Emperor of
Geynanys The other day heareceived a
Brunswick sausage six feet high for a BIRTH
day present, and for two whole days he was
SO proud and stuck up oxer, it that he would /
scarcely speak to Bismarck. k.-NoaTtstoeen
Herald. E
The Russians are going manufacture
all their own railroad locomotives, instead of
purchasing them in America as heretofore. 4
They may manufacture the locomotives,
but they will have to make them i82 feet
long if they want to paint Russian names
on them. Raskeye. > is.g- at..z,4 >slaig I'D
lime by line he goes down the page,
every letter undergoing his scrutiny lat 4
completely gone, and, with a eonfdant tone,
he addresses the. diamond pin behind the
counter: " Stranger, can you give me Il
room; see that Catherine Clsxton is not
stopping at your: hotel. .na-LoassaAEe Cour-
ier-JoarRal. ~. .eT+ ,:z.fr -.sfstes2 szs p.
The other day ono of our editors cut out
of an eastern paper - anapS of the: Russian
war, and hung is9ou ~ hook for reference. q
One of the composizors prowling aboutfof
copy, got hold Of it, thought it was an eeli- 1,
torial article, and set up . column and q
half ON 8 4 new3 plan for funding the na-a
tional debit baEoFe the foreman discovered 4
what he was at and killed him. Bur1iagton1
Hapkeye.s ss:Il1 avoasi & q a3ssaA .ll& 81
There is hardly mail but we receive ap-
plications from some Library Hospital,
Young Mems Christian Association Read:
ing Rsam.s Or Sewing Society, Ito send the
Sun to their institution Free. to be kept.out
file for everybody to read. .5ga.A few years
ago we used to take such applications as
compliment; and hastened tessend4 sonr pa5.
per free,, because we. thought it was "a
mighty mean man that couldn't give away
paper. But when our, friends got us out
of. the poor7house the last time, they made
us promise that we would quit that sort of
business. La Crosse Sun, -. ,,f..
E1 d ALI, ABoUr IsfNeHBAeK.-The story OF
Pinchback' life is i. romantic one. His
mother was abeautifuleolored girl, said to
have more Indian than negro blood. His
father was Major Holmes, we'll known in
the Sonth sas al, extensive planter, deep
.driuker and good liver Having a passion
for poetry land being deep in his cnps, he
named the boy born to the slave, girl Percy
Bysshs Shelley EPinchback-Percy Bysshe
Shelley ontsofa respect to- his afavoritea au-
thor. and Piichback because, as he said
himself, the eechild was not gold noteeopper,
not white, not Indian-- in short neither one
thing nor the otber but 81 little of ails
What kind of q life g little Pinch led un-
der the care of his father riands owner may
be gathered from the following incidents:
One day he. was with Major Holmes on a.
Mississippi Steamboat; tke, sun was ahet,y
ami iatrhe shade of an awnngs i the planter
With hts friends played poker for high
stakes,sand to quiet his nerves drank. deep
sdlaughts of iced whisksg pnneh.s asEhe
slave. boy, isat-s ina corner: Watching the