The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-05-15
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Give children all the salt they want 10 eat.
Some Of you idiots get up another pun on Kars
Mr.. Nicolas Shishkin Russian Minister at Washing
ton, Is at the Clarendon.
Mr.. George II. Boxer United States Minister to
Russia, Is at the Brevoort.
Admiral Lord Clarence Pagct, OF England arrived at
the Clarendon yesterday from Baltimore
General McCandoss expects to be the next demo-
cratic candidate for Governor Of Pennsylvania
Major General John Henry LEROY, Governor Of Ber-
muda, is at tho Brevoor, on his way to England.
Buffalo Eypress:--s'Can you get sap from The May
poleg'' Yes, you sap-hcad, II you'll come away.
The Springfield Republican wishes that builder
whose building falls down should be made 10 suffer.
Any person who Is burning up In hotel may have
Instructions save his lilo by sending stamp
Simon Cameron, who has dotted and Don-ned his
houors viii spend tho summer bis Lancaster farm
1t is said that Mrs. Jim Fisk, Jr, is engaged to a
pianist He was bad but to DC succeeded BY panistl
You may now hear a man smack chowdcr at a dis
lance oil half mile If the restaurant Is long enough
Farmers putting IN carrots In hope that one may
come up big enough to be Governor OF New York
State
From our weather report this morning the probl-
bitos ar that you should put your ulster your
buster.
WEEKLY HERALD: add little Kerosene TO stove
polish; IL improves the lustre Apply while the stove
Is warm.
mrs partlngton has joined the Paragraphers' Asso.
citation Gentlemen, the whole thing jokc-on
the Treasurer.
Justice Clifford Las gone to Portland, Me-, aud
Strawberries win catch up 10 him unless he goes
further North.
A correspondent writes to say that the p. l. OF the
HERALD is not funny. Now here is a sensible man.
1t is not funny.
SIR Edward Thornton, who has sailed for England, Is
likely 10 be promoted who at home. He is very pop
ular at Washington.
Fred Douglass says that Washington is Southern
a city that If you step into you must FIVE
minutes before you are noticed.
An English critic thinks that while, regards
France, Germany should keep on the defensive, she
should do so an offensive way.
In Ohio yesterday well csved IN and killed man,
which SAD accident VIII the number of officials
TO which tha, State might have bcen entitled.
one OF the funniest scenes ia TINT OF a greenhorn
trying to put Imp stick OF asparagus somewhere be-
tween his SHIRT collar and the top ol his head
Garfield has been an independent and on tho aver
ago successful From the moment when he
pu, himself under leadership he began 10 fail.
! some journals complain that Hayes not show
enough respect Grant Well tho truth is that Grant
never had horse shot from under him as Hayes
almost had
parents put cntlrhOoi OF thcir
! offspring care OF an ignorant servant ana then
wonder why the children have ..bad notions'
| line instincts"
Country editors Who cannot afford to buy asparagus,
strawberries and green peas givc themselves away
badly when they complain that the articles too
! dear "for general usc.n
Country papers publish item that The President
Of the New ork Board Aldermen less than thirty
to the effect that II > tribute 10 his genius. Well,
ye-s.s. We don't like to run down New York
Kansas Guy Times: AN Iowa paper tells OF d smart
wife who helped her husband TO seventy oil
wheat The way she helped him was 10 stand IN the
door and shake n broom at him when he sat down to
rest
Worcester Sauce A waiter in Nevada restaurant
turns out - be Russian count In disguise. He be-
raycd his identity by day losing his presence OF
mind and yelling down The elevator. "Beansk Tor
twoonl"
The Chicago Times which win not hesitate to print
story II II Is only SENSATIONAL says that ,lrs conmo
dore Vanderbilt VIII marry Virginia cousin oil hers,
| who Il a young widowcr, and whom tho Commodore
cut out.
I4Judah Peter Benjamin, tho most popular lawyer 10
London ana whose income is over $4,000 year,
formerly Secretary OF State OF tho southern Con-
fedcracy 10 is slxty-hve, was born In st. Domingo,
is Hebrew, went 10 New Orleans after graduating al
Yale, was whg, thon democratic United sutos
| Senator and then Confederate