The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-03-08

Any shentleman vot will go round pc
hind your face, und talk in front of your
back apout something's, vas shvindler.
[ heared dot Brown says week pefore
next apout me vas a unsupported hus-
pand. Dot vas a lie! De proof of de
eating vas in de buildings: lam mar
ried twenty year already, und I vas yet
not pald-headed. [ don't vas oonder
some pettygoats gofernments; shtill /
thinks it vas peter if a teller will insult
NIT his wife und got her advices apout
something's or oder.
Dem American vomans don't know
something's nefer apout his huspant's
peesness, und when dem hart times
comes, und not so much money comes in
de house, dot makes not some Inference
NIT her. Shtill she moost have vone of
dot pull -pack-in-de-front hoop-skirt-
petty goats, nit every kind trimmings
Poorly soon dot huspant gets pankerupt-
ed all to pieces. Dey send for de doc
tor; und when de doctor comes de
man dies. Den dat vomans vas Obliged
to marry NIT anoder mans vot she don t
maybe like NIT four OF six shildrens, on
account Of his first wife already, und pos
sobably vone two Observation-Disclosures
second-handed, und de oder a shtep-
mudder- outlaw. Den she says NIT her
self, 81 efen wish dot I vas dead a lit
tie '.....
Now if a Chermans goes dead, dot
don't make pit of Inference. Nopody
would hardly know it, except maybe him
self. His wife goes NIT de peesness on
shust like notings has happened to some
pody. .-.... .....+
American vomans and Cherman vo-
mans vas tifferent kind of pebbles.
For Instinct, last year dot same Teller,
Mr.. Brown, goes NIT me in de butcher
peesness togeder. He vas American
man-so vas his wife. Veil, many time
when efery pebbles has got de panic poorly
bad. dot vomans comes to her huspant
und says she naoost have money. Den
she goes out riding NIT carriages.
=. Vonce on time, Brown says to me,
Bender, I wouldn't be henshpecked. r"
So he vent off und got himself tight
shust because his wife tells him, please
don't do dot. Den he sits down on his
pack NIT the floor, und if l am not dere
dot time he never would go home.
| Veil, dot night, me und my wife, We
had little talk apout something's; und
de next tay I says to Brown, +" Look here
vonst My wife she makes sausages, und
work in dot shtore; also my laughter she
works py the shtore und makes head
skeeses und your wife vas going out rid
ing all de time NIT de horse-car, und a
patent tied-pack-cardinal shtriped shtock-
ings Now your wife moost go work in
de shtore and cut peefshteaks, und make
sauer-kraut or else We divide not equally
any more dot profits.
Veil, Brown goes home und tells his
wife apout dot. Den she comes poorly
quick NIT Brown around, und We had q
misunderstanding apout something's, in
which eferypody took part, including
my leetle dog Kaiser. Poorly soon up
comes a policemans und arrests us for
breeches of promise to keep de pieces,
und assaulting de battery, or something's.
Den de firm of Bender & Brown vas
proke up. 1 go apout my peesness, und
Brown goes NIT his peesness. My wife
she helps in de shtore. His wife goes
riding NIT de horse-cars, und efery nights
she vas by de theater.
Volts de consequences? Along comes
dot Centennial panic Dot knocks Brown
more higher as two kites, Ply ehimminy
My income vas shtill more as my out
come. But Brown, he goes round dot
shtreets NIT his hands out of his pockets,
und he don't got cent to his back
Scri6ner's Monthly.
Miss JENNIE DALEY, daughter Of