The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1877-10-27
VARIETIES.
India shawls never go out.


"A telescope trunk, with no hinges, is
novelty. ......
The satellites of Mars: Why, Pas,
to be sure!
The dread of French woman's life
is to grow fat.
The fall is always pressing time
leaf-pressing.
About 100 Boston firms have their
own telephones. ..
New cloaks for the ladies are very
long and very loose.
A Boston gas company is importing
coal from England.
The newest bracelets are refined
rather than massive in size.
Three of Georgia's Supreme Court
Judges have died this year.
Sleeve buttons are quite large, the
linked styles being the toniest.
Savannah has given 81 ,231 to the
yellow-fever sufferers at Fernandina.
The Jackson Times now claims to be
the only Republican paper in Mississippi.
The Cincinnati Enquirer thinks
everyone likes the howl of his own dog.
Mrs Cooper, of Texas, is the proud
mother of new four-in-hand-all boys.
The day was so still you could al
most hear bank drop Chicago Times.
Embroidered gimps at thirty nine
dollars a yard are the latest trimming
climax.
Mrs. Gen. Sherman hopes to square
accounts with the circular dance by
flooring it.
The Courier-JournGl says every little
Chicago boy thinks he will be a savings
bank President some day.
Jennie June says that the young
man of to-day is not half as nice as the
young man of fifty years ago was.
George Bloom, son of the iailer of
the Fond du Lac Jail, is now under his
fathers care on charge of burglary.
-"Parsnips," said a New Jersey
farmer, care sweet, but you have to be
disguised a good deal till you get used
to them"
The Brooklyn Eagle thinks it better
monies and more pork and potatoes aft
erward.
There is once in a while a woman in
this country who thinks that household
management" stops at the making of a
worsted dog.
We are getting along finely. Only
two defalcations and one heavy forgery
reported in this mornings apers.-BaI-
t5noore Bulletin.
Three cargoes of wheat have been
shipped to England from Charleston, s.
s~s--..s. ,.--,.... the frat in tho b;s
tory of the trade.
A fashion paper says the hustle is
going out of fashion. Never. While
spoony man and loving woman live, the
bussll be in fashion, and in demand
Hawk Eye.
If you must buy wife remember
that you can get better article from the
mother who sells her daughter for her
daughters sake than from the daughter
who sells herself for her own benefit.
HOW TO DO 1T.
Tickle the public and make it grin!
The more you tickle, the more you'll win!
But teach the public-you'll never grow rich,
But live like beggar and die in ditch!
-Belgrayia.
The sluggard may sometimes, per-
haps, 60 to the ant with profit but we
have frequently known property owners
to GO to tenants and come away no bet
ter off than when they went.-PLainfeId
IN. J.) Times.
The average law student, when he
comes across good point In constitu-
tional law, makes note of it and whis-
pers softly to himself: "Thatll come in
handsome some day when Pm addressin'
the U. S. Senate"
We know lady who has made her
self a beautiful coverlid of the skins of
her deceased Tables, and who wants
wouldn't tell her address; oh, not for
Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
Howard thinks that the "remnant"
of the Nez Perces will be absorbed by
Sitting Bull. Leaving out the few killed
by Gibbons and Sturgis, the remnant"
is the whole tribe. But remnant" is
good. "-NeD Orleans Times.
=" When die let me be buried within
the sound of the hammer, the clang of
the workshop, the hum of the mill, " says
the candidate in his speech. And then
hC guys uULuC anu ScdIS ulLlSCll III inc
rocking chair, while his wife carries the
coal out of the cellar to get the supper
with.
Mr.. Agassiz said that in certain
Amazonian tribes, on the day of his mar
rage, while the wedding festivities are
going on, the bridegroom's hands are
tied up in paper bag with tire-ants. If
he bears the torture smilingly and I'M
moved, he is considered fit for the trials
of matrimony. ......
Every barber in Denmark must pass
an examination in surgery. This is agood
law, and might be adopted with advant-
age in this country When a man is
getting his hair cut, and has portion of
his ear scissored off, he likes to have the
whole job done in neat and scientific
manner.
"A contemporary, commenting on the
fall of the President of the Philadelphia
Market Street Passenger Railroad Com
pany, earnestly asks: where shall we
find an honest man in this world?" You
will find US in the Office from seven a.
m. to eight p. m.-provided you don't
want to borrow money -N0rTiStOSon