, 1877-01-17
rAnlSlAS WIT.

1fHhftuSeH }DT teN 1TA upFA+
,"Welf, old fellow, what's tic nrws!"
"SothIng, ouly an about to tc married.
"l}ut why 80 gloomy nbout itt'' "hccausrl
want lD,UU francs. Thu contract Is to he
signed to-day, aua on IVY side l have to show
10000 francs. Tin 10000 francs short. You
might lend then. 10 nc-only till this evening""
"God forbid! But III tell you how to 'na''aeo
It. Or COURSE there IL q mantPl-plcce III the
ruon,, with mirror behind 1t. pic your 1o,"O
Garys up t1cru; tue Slass will repeat item, an!
ut litflr ulstuec the Illusion Will u perfect"
II haze thought of that, hut H. Hut whatt'
'..The l0,0N irancs have Eot aro tho lo'ooo IN
Two mlscrs, father AMI son, Ifvo Under tllc
same rGuf. Thr chier falls dangerously III ann
proposes tn TALL II, one oi thc best dtstHrs of
son, Hyou know iIow expensive his visits arc."
..yes, my sul," replies Tho fAthcr, ''bnt II Is
tr..e economy nflrE all,-iansy wlnt . i;nt u
unncy 1t would cost to bury .!e ~ ia'tS!" y.
,1ectiyu father-inMw sail to l,isa with scrrrc
virtue: "Itnmlse mc tllat utter yoMr marriage
yttl will never ret foot inside nt MutItlt, the
s.l}ergcrr IND sln,i inr l,aunts III sats." "
promised; nevertheless lla lIas fIeTuehtlS WAIT
I'll them, only. lii u rrcvalltu, III always takrs
| the bli gcntartnaii with HIN.
4 murderer, who l1aai chopped A'a wife to
mInre-Imeat, produced, evidently = tl.rp ii!l.
rlrssio,, un lis keeper, who se'l!uEEc'i M the
! i.f.:ht hefurp ll'c executions, "l'I"r aeSii1 l.
cunt help frcl!l,g +nrry for him. :" patient. sn
guulleartrd! Why, slr, sitsco tentcli.e was
PASSED upun him liz has never "ienel Ills !l''s
t,urc to l1anr his wifi! "
,ruIitv pt!lrrr urtucd with nne II the new
| larE.Iantrrns strals ~, lthni burglar ell,
enscd IN fumIling about The lurk Ut y sa:c anu
jIrntrns tbs darkness. Tie bilrEar-"O, O,tisatls
You ass too good. leoul'1nt 'ind elc kry'ho's
[ III tho aurk."
FoItc crns,,s of!lciaf-"Ary children. tna-
.1ainc!' Lady questioned" ha's never & urth
| married" re. u.-"Exel:sc ine, lut tl!at u
not answering my question:
l.uclL1.E w1:srERS'4 DEATH
| Mig jark Iautr. .
From conversations held with her friends, It
| appears that Miss Westerns death resulted
trutn pur.l.Donta, brought On ly y cold sl,c ron-
traytrd Wills plnyinE Ut TIC Walnut Street
Theatre In phi!adciphIa. She hegan I'LL engage
u,cut at the Park Theatre Oil Monday evening,
aupeuyluy ~ .Sanev Sikft In SOLVER Twist"
tut suffered snuch lusing the performance. On
returning homc she sent for DE. spclr, who at-
y!scd l,rr tn stop playing for a time. With
| characteristic letrsmlHatiul, however, she ill.,
sisted upun appcarinE thc following evening,
aud played to crowded house, ot et'uIsc aegta'
| yutI1ig her nlulldy. She went on again Ut tue
"Wednesday lnattncc, but was SO exhausted that
silu was obliged tu tcilscut that tcF part sAuu!u
hs played IN The evening by substitute. Aii,s
Annsr Ward Tiffany waa aeeosuigly esi .oI , ~
f1unl Which shu never ross again. All day Thlrs-
day she ercn worse. aud at few minutes be-
fore In the evening, while sha was lying On q
soia 80 that her bed might b. reiuac, sllu called
to Der aeent, Sir. A. q. Cambridge, aud said III
sn abscnt- minded manner:
'tlt IL time to 60 to the theatre"
"Mias Tiffany plays for you tonight, you
know" replied LIT. Cambridge.
"Oh, yes, tenembeE," she gasped; ~ Ee-
member"
4 few minutes later, belpg IN bed, she called
To the nurse who was With her and sxld,
.Whc1es A1thurI' III. CsmbEilgu cana up
to her, and, cla1piug him around sls neck, sas