The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1877-11-30

SlFI is aDOut as a~tteIdtAOiy as
squeezing a parlor stove, we have
been tolt.-[N. Y. Graphic.
Goodness, graciousl When it was
said that Mars had three moons
Mrs. Chief Justice Waite remarked:
Think of young people living in
a planet where there is no shady
side Of the street at night. "-[Rich-
mond Enquirer.
A distinguished Indianian gays:
"If you will walk along the street
and lay claim to the umbrellas you
meet, one-halt Of the carriers will
admit the ownership. "-[Indianap-
oils Sentinel.
The old maxim, "Be chaste and
you'll be happy" is contradicted
point blank by a Black Hills mar,
who was chased ten miles recently
by a party OF redskins. -[Cincin"
natl Saturday Night.
Isn't it the height of cheek for a
man TO come around in November
and demand pay for ice used in
August? 1t is as bad as a doctor
presenting a well man with a liz.
IN. Y. Times.
The times are so good out in
Iowa this fall that you can hardly
tell a tramp from a savings bank
Director KeNkuk Constitution.
A Mr.. Balloon recently killed a
bear in the streets OF Arcadia, Ark.
He did it with a parachutting irons.
N. Y. Graphic.
A St. Louis paper is discussing
the question, "Does it hurt a man
TO hang him?' OF course it does;
it ruins him.-[Newark Courier.
The firm but gentle hornet has
shut up his summer cottage and
gone into retirement for tie winter.
His last words were, awake me
up when the first picnic starts ont
next spring" -[Sunday School
Times.
Denver has $4,000 inhabitants
and only three policemen. And
how the three policeman can do tbs
amount Of sleeping that must be res
quired for q town Of that size with
out injuring themselves is mystery.
-[Hawkeyc.
"Free-thinker" wants to know if
We believe in a state Of future and
eternal torment. We do, we DO.
If there were no such place what
could God ever do with the Osh
kosh Christian Adyocatc?-~[Bur-
lington Hawkeye.
Cockroaches are thicker this fa !
Ihan usual. This betokens a hard
winter. Press. Prob
ably a thick cockroach is no worse
than a thin one, but we do not
want them any longer.-[Boston
Advertiser.
Cause and effect: A sixteen year
Did girl out on Columbia street his
| button string iour yards Ion G.,
containing 1913 buttons. And that
iris father lastens his s~uspenders
IN his trousers with a shaw pin, a
,iece Of twino and a sharp stick.
list. Louis Journal.
She was an innocent servant girl,
ut she had presence of mind, and
ghen she btoke the stove wrench in
tempting to shake the kitchen
tove she promptly explained to her
Mistress, who came in at the in
tant, that the cat did it.-[Detroit
rec Press.
1t has been discovered there is
omethiDg peculiar about -four.
wheat goes up ten cents
bushel -four gets the news in half
minute by telegraph. But when
heat goes down -four gets the
ews by mail, and a mighty slow >
all at that.-[San Francisco Mail. :
who's your pastor, my dear?' g
iked a good old lady from the
addressing her daughter. ne
an
no had been living in the city for ic
If a year OF SO. Really, mother, D
know. l never saw him. v,
e was away on vacation last sum as
or, and now be has started on his e,
tour for the winter. ar
~ get acquainted with him next ~
ring?'-C Chicago Advance. ",
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