The New York herald., 1877-11-21
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

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Mr.. Hewitt 10 70 be queen Of the maize,
Many tramps are round for q square meal
Mr.. hewitt wants hominy in the democratic ranks.
IT, says xr. Hewitt. you have let 'em
Sign for Hewitt's restaurant At Paris-ssFollY
Farine"
When Boston girl accepts . lover she says,
sBeans IT'S you. yes"
Sir Hayes mcaut Ihe civil service order TO bs taken
In o Pickwckian sense.
Ex-secrs,ary OF the Navy George N. Robeson s At
the Fifth Avenue HotoL
The tobacconists' strike has gluttsd the Connsoti-
cut market with cabbages.
Danbury Nesps:-"Hewttt will show the world at
Paris the latest corn dodgsa"
II makes Mr.. Hewitt mad TO be stopped In the street
and be addressed as .'KerneL"
The man who does not believe that Mr. Hayes was
elected Will eat no turkey on Thanksgiving Day.
There another suicide yesterday In we'll
AZ usual there a woman at the bottom oft.
Private Secretary Rogers is good man, and s sorry
that there only ten commandments TO keep.
Lady BARRIERS are sweet it must be confessed; for
they wipe on your chin and pull down your vest.
The Paterson Press, being IN a literary mood,
wishes TO unravel blue stocking You may get
socker.
The Hindoos of Benares have organized society for
sending missionaries to convert ssdrunken English
men."
Pittsburg has . female blacksmith wnsn the
horsos do not behave she takes OF her switch TO
them.
Governor Wade Hampton, OF South Carolina, has
appointed Thursday. the goth inst, day Of thanks
giving and prayer.
For dinner toilet hose Of = lighter autumn green
than the dress TO- be worn, and the shoes must
match the dress In color.
The. Empress OF Austria and the Crown Prince
Rudolf. while in England, will have several hunting
horses sent TO them from home
Sir Henry wilmot. NJ. p, and Sir Philip woodshupe.
with party OF English gentlemen visited tho institu-
lions on Blackw sIs Island, yesterday.
AnEngish lady fell iato a brook and came out drip
ping wet, asking, what am TO do ?" ..vh," SAID
her gentleman friend, IL shall havo to squeeze you
A Ridgswood man, speaking OF Samson's miracles,
said that miracles arc OF everyday occurrence, be-
cause undertakers make living out OF . dead body.
Mr. Hewitt will be known IN history as Pop Corn.
Since the above written the Phladelphia Bulletin
brings like Il, proving that great minds the
same cob.
Senator Gordon, OF Georgia. is tall Ass straight
black hait and blue oyes and wears . scar his
cheek made by some Northern soldier who has not
yet apologized.
Marx Mcdonald, the probable democratic Sen.
ator from California; Is bear In the San Francisco
stock market. and was formerly = country school
teacher in Missouri.
Psetots entirely covering the dress fashionable
for little girls for outdoor wear They button slant
ingiy have deep collars, and cuns collars and
pockets edged With fur.
The San Francisco Alta says that while the NEW
YoRK HERALD Is the greatest and most enterrrsing
OF newspapers Il has the worst paragraphsr In tho
country. We never before saw anything IN the AAa
worth quoting.
A young Jerseyman who had been At his club meet
Ing the night before could not eat but sat nnocsnty
toying with his fork on his plate. "why don't you
cat your sausageY 2" asked his wife. "O," SAID he.
"I'm trying TO carve my name on tho bark"
Johnny came homo Saturday evening with his
clothes torn and his boots full Of nolen He told his
father that no had only been to . fox hunt. across
country bit. "we," said tho old gentleman, 'Just
s,ep into she woodshed and iii give you the shoe
brusn.u
General schsnck says that sx-Chicf Justicc Chase
had no party rectitude that he was only ambitious;
and that TO be President he would been willing
slavery and the slave rada He thinks
that Thomas was the greatest soldier OF the and
Sheridan tho best now living: that Sherman 10 Of little
account, and rrcmon. the greatest Of humbuss.
Tho Saturday Revie,c, talking Of Mr. Hsyss' policy,
says:.'Patrotic amateurs will except IN times OF
great excitement be inevitably beaten by disciplined
agents who claim In the event Of success payment
for their excrtions The establishment Of . perma-
nent and neutral civil would be analogous 10
the dsbandmens OF . regular army In tho midst Of
war Almost any other mode OF manipulating uni.
versai suffrage s prefsrabls agitation conducted by
fanatcaI demagoguea American methods, while they
SAVIOR corruption yet operate as securities against
tho more formidable evils OF violence and anarchy.
The leas dgni0ed motive perhaps not the moro In
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