The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-11-28
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.


MilkmeD say that pump handles are willing
This Is to DO kind Of de tacto Thanksgiving.
Hard money poets no longer sing OF the silver moon.
Tweed sinps:-'Tnat little brown jug, how love
thee"
Bob Ingcrso believes in the natural selection oil his
speeches.
Buckwheat cakes have met their Tirnova and they
are ours.
The Boston Globe calls Marshal MacMahon the
French "rito Melems"
We beg to inform M. Ewing that speech Is silvsrn,
but that silence Is golden.
Sir Hugh Allan arrived yesterday at HALIFAX from
ST. Johns, Newfoundland.
Talking prohibition to Wendell Phillips is like
chucking rusk to Rustchuk
Suleiman Pacha's tent Ia green. That shows that
his name 10 Michael O'hara.
An Ohio man recently committed suicide SO a. to
avoid a nomination for Office
Tho violinist who played tho beautiful, Blue
Danube" played It near the bridge.
Senator Blame Is rapidly gaining strength, and ex.
poets TO reach Washington BY the first of next week.
II was remarked at tho Academy OF Music on Satur.
day evening that tho soost played with great deal OF
pianotortitudc.
Moody and Sankoy never 90 to Africa or to other
uncomfortable countries They work in noghbor-
hoods where tho people put plenty Of meat Into their
mince pies.
London Punch =" 'Ulloal aarcong. here you arc
Dayjernay, SO VOC plays' 'Ycs, sarol Vat VII you
,ay. sarcl' oh! Ooisl' yea, sarel CUTS d In
coquc, sarci' 'Oh, nonei Hang II! Hens eggs for
me, pleusel'"
Rochester D-ocrdt.-"s Blcst DO be who FIRST In
vented SOUP says tho HERALD r. l., evidently reror
ring 10 Representative Covert of the Ohio legislature
We remarked to Mr. Covert, some time since, that
truth crushed TO earth would rise again"
Tho Louisville Courter-Journal, In trying to icon.
clate" the Two sections, makes fun OF the Union SOL
der IN ordor to pacify the Confederate soldier Sup
pose you and Mr. Evarts ana the rost Of you try to
concialo the Northern orphan Tor week or two Just
for variety.
At meeting of the directors OF street railway yes
terday one OF tho gentlemen said no supposed that
objection would again be made this winter TO putting
salt tho tracks. Said a new and green member,
'They wouldn't have us put mushroom sauce tho
tracks, would theysn
The reward for distinguished and merit orious serv-
ices the British army. vacated by the promotion Of
General Lord Mark Kcrr. has boon conferred upon
Lieutenant General Sir Edward seby Smith, X. G. NJ.
g., after service Of nearly thrty-seven years all
around the world including two entire campaigns In
the field.
A horse expresses hrs characteristics through his
feet and his neck II he feels his dances gin
gerry and his neck II no feels proud he makes
circlo with all tho precision Of an engineer II no 10
impatient or playful he makes specific and probably
readable stampings with his fore feot. II you tease
him no takes your photograph with mis- hind legs.
The negro who, for crime which blights the life OF
girl OF fourteen. was hanged at Baltimore tho other
day, said just before death, al going TO my Lord In
the hope OF eternal glory to walk In tho gded paths
OF jerusalem to heaven. shall soon 20 home TO God.
For myself feel proud this evening" for 20 70 meet
my Lord. / fully forgive all mankind for whatever
wrongs they have done me. will meet you all In
glory / did what they say did Ny colors are
nailed TO tho masthead OF jesus" Then thoy strung
him up, and tho poor girl OF fourteen doesn't know
whether or not sho will DO so happy ~ 70 meet the
darby In haAvan.