The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1877-06-06

wv thab hte the hOsb ntBicCteui youth
and health. -------
Life IL short, but il it waz shorler it
would be better Tor menny people
Don't cry for split milk, young man,
but pix up yore pail and milking stool
and 60 for the next cow
Edukashun has the same effect upon
talent that policing has upon q hill Of
lima beams; it sets it to klimbing.
There is no slavery 60 terrible as to
gro old and be continually lamentIng
about it.
A gay old bachelor is ever a pleasant
sight to me. He cheers me like
sheltered sunhower leaning over a a gar
den wall after winter has fairly sot in.
The man who IL willing to liv biz life
over agin Laz probably got more konf-
dence in himself than hiz nabors hav.
Thoze folks who are alwuss praying
for long life, are generally the ones that
the world car spar best.
We are all Of US apt to think that we
are absolutely necessary in this world,
il we should cum back after an absence
Of one or two years, the world would be
more surprised than delighted to see US
The best way to subdue our pashuns
is to crafty them honestly.
Economical wives make fond and in
dulgent husbands.
Don't never trust q man at the rate ov
ifly cents on the dollar. Ifyu kant con-
fide in him at par you had better let him
slide.
There IL lots of things in this world
that wouldn't kno if I could.
Cupid IL the God ov Inv, and cupidity
is often its ruling pashun.
The devil was the father OF lies but he
neglected. to take out a patient. and thou
sands have taken advantage of its in
venshun.
Nobody IL fit for solitude who IL 1T for
ennything else.
Don't never try to refGte lies; lies are
like hous fiys, the will all die of when
their time Gums, and yu kant kill them
off before, try az hard az you will.
Sum people are so ill>natured that they
kant do kind akt without spiling it.
l have seen kows give q nice mess ov
milk and then xix it over
Well bred persons are those who feel
eazy themselves and make everybody else
feel cay.
Just in rasho that q man makes a
good husband he makes q good citizen.
an he who amt worthy ov a wife amt
worthy Of ennything.
1t il hard work to find a lie that IL ten
years old.
Wives in olden times were the great ne
cessities of life, but in theze days they
are the great luxury.
Stubbornness has ruined as menny peo-
pie as extravaganza haz.
Did you ever see an old bochelor who
wasn't q eritter2
Nj advice to all IL to marry young and
gro old together.
II man has got real merit. modesty
bekums him the best. il be has no merritt
it seems to be almost necessary that he
should be impudent
Misers cheat themselves and never dis
cover the fraud.
Nobility don't cum by burth emmy more
than buty does.
knowledge is very glib in making tru'
isms, but experience is the author Of all
lasting precepts
Novelty and truth combined IL the
CRATE art of amusing and constructing
the world.
II IL a kurious fakt that the more q
man haz to do the less time he kant do
it in.
The eccentricities of crate men have
more imitators than their virtews ever
had.
The very poorest compliment W kan
pay to emmy man is to initiate his oddi-
ties.
| II yu want to find out q mans tru kar-
akter, watch him when be froliks.
The chief end Of a mans life is to earn
three meals day, and eat them.
The hsppiest people have ever known
in the world, have been the very bigges
phools.