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AI.IsINI.

SMYRNA BRANCH TRAINS.-Additional to those
above. leave smyrna for Clayton i045 :. ~. and IA,
p " Leave Clayton for Smyrna 80, a. NJ, 90 and
$40. P. NJ to make connection with trains North and
South from Clayton.
II. F. KENNEY, Supt
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13

JUNCTION x BEEAKwATEE l.. r.
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13

Rs- Trains Nos. . and will only run on Thurs
days.
All rcightS must be at the various stations at least
thirty 600 minutes before starting of train, otherwise
they will lay over twenty-fou t2D hours.
J. L. CALDWELL, Supt.
EASToN, March Sd, 1877
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13

LONG NORTH.
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13

Philadelphia for Bridgeton, from Second Wharf above
Race Street, Tuesdays and Thursdays q p NJ,
and Saturdays at u NJ
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13
Phila., VIII. & Bait. r. r.
DELAWARE DIVISION.
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.
EOI;THWAED.

On and after MONDAY, May llth, 1s77, SUNDAYS
cXccptCd9 trains will leave as follows:
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13
junction & Breakwater,
BTGaETatGr & Fralkbrd and Worcester R. R.
- CONNECTION WITH THE
OLD DOMINION STEAMSHIP COMPANY
IMPORTANT NOTICE.
CHANGE OF TIME.
SOUTIIWARD.
EOETIIWAEp.

on and after MONDAY, November 27th. 1s-G, ,Sun-
day eXceptcd.y trains v i'll run as follows:
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13
Maryland s. Delaware Il. II.
SPRING ARRANGEMENT.
GOING SOUTH.

On and after MONDAY, March 18th. 1877 trains will
run daily as follows Sunday excepted:
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13
$40 REWARD.

VIII pay the above Reward for the apprehension
Of the party parties who attempted to bore holes
through the window shutters of the Hamilton Cum
Minis store on Tuesday night 22d inst
may 2s-2m - Smyrna, Del.
Smyrna times., 1877-06-13
BREAKwATER FRANKroED AND WORCESTER Il. r.
NORTHWARD so1-Tuw ,pD

Passengers from Delaware Railroad connect at Har
rington at l22U p. NJ. with train making connection
with Steamers for New York which leave Lewes on
Tuesdays and Fridays at 5 P NJ Steamers have good
accommodations for freight and passengers Rates of
fare and freight very low
Trains connect in the morning at LcwCS Del. for
all points named above, Tuesdays and Fridays
with Steamers that left Pier 81 North River, New York,
at p. ". the day before.
\. BROWN. Cen Fr't * Pass. Ag't. J. & B.. B. l F.,
and W. Railroads.
H. A. BOURNE, Cen supt O. D. SIS. Co 1917 Green
wiCh St, n. Y.
THOMAS GROOM, supt. J. & b. r. r., Lcwes, Del
JOHN l.. MAPES, Supt b * F., IS W. Roads, Berlin,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
10 TELL The ACE Of Fowls.

fla hens spur is hard and the scales on tho
legs rough, she is Old. whether You see her head
not bet 10. head wili co.rohora,e your obserya.
sicn. Ii the under bill - s.6 that you can DOT
h~nd 10 down and the COMB thick ami rough.
leave her, matter hox ;as and plump. for some
one less particular. young hen has only the
rut,ren;s cf spurs; III. sales On the legs sre
smooth. glossy and fresh colored. whatever the
color may te the claws tender and short, the
nalis sharp. the und.reill soft and the comb thin
AID smooth
IN old turkey hen has rough scales on the legs,
strong claws; y@UnS one the reverse 81 all those
marks When the f..thers are on, the Old turkey
cock has long :u:: or beard young one hu,
svrcu,ing one ant wh-n they ar. on. the smooth
--slss on the legs 6Hcid. the point. hesides the
tifsrenee in szc of the wa,tes Of the neck and in
the eirs,i, shoot upon tho nose.
An oil goose. when alive. ~ known ~ The
rough i~gs, the strength cf the wings, particularly
st the p',ions, the thiekn--s and strength OF the
bill. and the s1-ness VI the feathers; AMI, when
Plu,ksd, BY the Ice-, shs tenderness Of me skin
under tine ~.ass. ty the pia,ou>, and the coarse
ne>s OF TIE skin.
Ayouns pigeon Is discovered by its pale color
smooth ~esl"s. tender, collapsed fee,, ant ,h..
y.!low.ionx down intsrsp@rsed among ITS feathers
pigeon ;ha, can ny has always r.d-colored legs
amt 10 d9sn. sadis then too Oil tor use as q
s4usu
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STORING POTATOES.

have. for the last few winters. adopted q new
practice which insures IN them 81, the advantage.
ofthose buried in tho pit, without suhjsctinG me
10 i's Disadvantages. IL ~ to Put the potatoes in
middne tight, snug bins, Of from fifty to ~
bushels each, anl three to four feet deep IN the
heap if required, bat soon a. they IN. cover
with good course Of straw. TINS will Keep the
potatoes AZ the top OF the bin from turning green.
and viii absorb or carry OF the moisture as they
pass through the sweat. Then. q f.w weeks later.
but he.ore winter sets IN, drsw y good load Of
earth "a hight SANDY loan is best-and cover the
potatoes with u three or four inches. which puts
them in the condition Of buried or pir,sd potatoes
and T. done much ssier than TO pit them IN tbs.
Geld. for one load of loam il sufficient 20 pu. oyer
q b;i 20p or 40 bushels.
The advantages Of this management are that
they ars housed and where they can be seen to
any time s secures them against frost If the
weather is cold they are where they can Be got at
any time. for market, or any purpose. il wanted.
and they ressin that fresh and crisp quality - well
rs those which have been stored in pits The
shr,nkase, too, 10 much less snan when kept in
the open bip- When storing in this way, I try
10 keep the cellar pretty cool. ard think the
potatoes don't sprcut so early in the spriug as
the kept in the open cellar. hat they should be
eoverd in seascn, for the sprouts will grow very
rapidly On them shsn they 10 commerce
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04

About six o'clock last night an accident
occurred in the Nassia Bank in The New
Meschants Exchange, By which the
cashier, M. John J. Mastin Sustained very
painful injuries. II sppeas that be had
occasion 10 enter one Of The two Ere proof
vaults which open ous into The counting
room. The vault he entered II used psin.
eipally for the safe keeping Of books and
papes,. and is not kept lighted up At all
times. VI. Massin on entering the vanls
noticed very strong odor Of Ga, aud in
troduced light to zee where The gas might
be escaping. No sooner had The 6rss ray Of
light been made thaa ~ explosion took
plsce. The small room seemed 10 Be 6lled
With 1ames. Mr.. Massin saved his eyes BY
placing his hands upon them, bat his hair.
eyebrows. syslashes, ears and heard we're
badly hursed. He vas bu.nsd shs most
severely shout the ean and in The hair 90
the back porsioo Of his bead.
His brosher, ". Thomas H. MasGia, and
one Of the clerks. vent pronpsly to his o.
sisiance and put out The Gre. d.. E. r.
Levi Wa called IL and drsned The barns
vish oil and cotton, alter which Nr. Mo-
tin ~ taken 10 his hone near wcsipost.
The injuries sltheagh painful are noe
serious. Il was Wy sssrow escape foe
he eyes. TIE cause Of Tie aecumulasioa
Of ~ il he vault = ssill . nyssesy.-
E.ssss On Tna
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ny ausE.@.e

whs .aai = clmhca shs hlsss s!ssst
And tore her frocks and Qossd hee knees.
Which did her 0achHf much displ~ass?
Ny Sister
Who waS il stole the lemoE-pie,
Hid On the pantry -sleif 40 hish,
ADD gave me half upon the slSy
Who MAS il in the Mill pond fell,
And lost her thimhle in the WE'LL
md cred fog tear thSe should tell
Ny Sister
And Sho at last long dresses wore,
And had Of beaux q half score,
And voted coyv perfect bore!
Ny Sister
Who cosxsd me ouce 70 90 TO bed
Because she had an aching head.
AMI then sat up with COUSIN Fred!
Who s-ws the hnttons on my clothes.
Ind with me 20 the opera goes,
And ,hsn negiects me- for the beaux!
Ny sisser.
whc siwsys solids me- wheo swear.
md does noil,y p1ll-hAck wear,
AL Plated. Hoped and pufled with car. I.
Ny ssss~s.
Who brushes, dusts AMI darns my clothes.
Ana Az my LITTLE fsil,nx> knows.
Ind kiss~s me before he. t<aux!
Ny Sister
And s,!ks and velvet rings and pearls.
IL just the jolliess OF girls,
Ny S,st~r
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
EGs,sIN WINTER.

acorresPondeni Of the Country Gentleman give,
the following receipt for keeping eyg, through the
winter, ard says: 1T has never a>ilsi drrng tween
'y-iivc years tnai have used il. II is simply TO
so the eggs or ETH soon gathered. and keep
them IN a Coo; ps~e.. have kept eggs from late
IN September until April. and they ~ere iuss As
Nee to fry with ham or for any other use AZ new
cggs- There IL no use Of pickle. II prt 10 position
they will 10 good sill winter
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
Push TIE I'OkKrRS.

We mention III" fst:snng Of stock for n,arkst
ana home u>s one Of the duties of sh. season,
,.ni IL 10 Of the most important. The process
can se materially ta-.-nsd by due attention %
comforting amt feed. Decides the economy cf fat
tened while IN. weather ~ sull moderate. the
early market ~ frequently the best. and present
Indications nase US think ;h,s Will ts the ease
this Nothing vii b. lo.,. but something
gained. il !, should not b.. by having the hogs
really for market before real coli weather comes.
II Is TO keep them TIT then than 70 make
them 80. AMI you are r-s.iy ior the market When
ever the favorable moment ARRIVES. We hear !ess
ofch"i.rs rsvNs.s than We DID last year. though
the disease has ~; departed tom tho land. By
any r.-s~ns.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
The Heart.

Throb, tbrob. throb. Never sleep.
ing. but often tired. loaded with care.
chilled BY despairing. bleeding with
wounds, often inflicted BY those who
do not understand it, or burned with
affection, It must heat on for a lifetime.
Nothing finds Judgment in its chamb-
ers that does not add to its labors.
Every thought that the mind generates
steps upon the heart before It wings
its way into the other world. The
meuiories Of dead loved ones are noun.
tains Of weight upon its sensitiveness;
and anxieties Of the soul stream to the
heart and hank themselves upon it, as
tho early sno~-lrifts cover the tender
plsnt; loves Il it loves. fires it with few.
crish warmth and makes It the more
sensitive; hate, IL it hates, heats it to
DESPERATION and Ellis it with conflicts.
Still It works on.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
FARM ARD FlREgIDE.
coLoRrse BUTTER.

- long aseus,omsrs are willing TO give from
6sc to ten cents pr p"ond more for The properly
coIosed asrls, il will b useless 10 lsesuPs dairy
mn up0a tho improperly 81 the practice Of col
orins n,''er. e,thsr from hysisnc OF moral
point Of visw. The srtseis most generally used is
annette. which il the product Of Brazilian berry,
snst - there much u>sd ~ aeon.iiment for soupr
sHd ss~ws; in pGre stassit forms the beat article
for cotoring. and is harmless. Accounting OF hfsy
po',ns ID ,att~r does not need piscs larger than
8 bean, aud hence even il injurious, would he 80
diluted ~ o. h. comparatively harmless.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04

He ~ buried in q vailed ssavs.
built according to his direction, Of
granite, With iron rods binding il
sides. ends. and bottom, and IN i'm
nense Nab ofgranits 70 cover il. and
hound in iron IN eoaaection With the
rest. The Sab i sid to weigh several
tone, and was put in placs, q Vas al
The rock, with . largo derrick. II was
10 doubt, the determination Of the
prophet TO sleep the long slsep Of
ieath uudisturbed By bis enemies. In
edition to this, watchers day and
light, living at frst in tents almost
,ver the grave. have been in eonsesnt
attendance, and nov . houss ~ been
,omp,eted, and now these eusoedisas
& the prophets ashes occupy il. and
never loavs the spoe Whos daDssr
,hess en- possibly b n hssise tIip
nave, When n Ten ~ ouo11 ooeo Or
jessesats Il il . dayi tins, h. kehasd
10 divine.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04

Sunday night. Mr.. L. c. Meeks. who
lives near EIston Station, while on his
way to church. noticed a bright light
in the residence of the widow Nc
Cullough. but thought nothing of it
until he arrived It church. where he
found Mrs. Mccullough. and her con.
Mentioning the circumstances Of the
light to Mr.. Mccullough. That gentle
man FASTENED back aud found three
knights Of the road RECALLING themselves
at the pantry. They were enjoying
themselves hugely-probably the 6rst
square meal that had astonished their
stomachs in many days. They fled on
tho appearance of Mr.. Nice ullough. who
sent q couple Of shots after them as a
parting salute. They were evidently
first water trampe.
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Which u ItP

One OF the speakers 1t the Leroy House
Convention. on Friday night said of Col
Monroe, the nominee for Alderman:
"He 10 an honest, thorough going busi.
ness man. just such one - The city in bet
financial extsemities enow needed on the
Board If Aldermen."
Thats pretty good. Bot = he above in.
tended for . Cit Of sarcasm. OF was il
really intended tor cooplineas!
Mayor Clark, reSernng 10 the nominee oI
the convention, said:
The skill, beaim and financial ability
OF Col. Monroe Wss eeeded upon the board
to avert ruis and diagrsce."
This i TOO much, and vsll Col. Monroe
might sxclain, " Save Ne iron ~ frisads p
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
AWaEninG % Yoang Smokers.

Another death Is reported from
excessive smoking Of tohsceo. The de-
ceased Vas fourteen years Of age. and
resided with his parents at No. 9
Grove Plsee, Waiesloo Rood. Fo,
some time pet be has been in tn
habit Of smoki>r tnacco % such n
extent - to make him dslirious. O.
"wednesday lest he complaiaad Z.
bio mother Of feeling unwsll. O.
being auestioeed b nd 10 he'd hees
smoking ~ the morning. and that b.
ek . tseosndous pin IN III chess
He ~ put 10 I'D. ~ O. Tie follow
ing morning AeSo llaaa Dad Ii.
0eoScAI tol60ooy Oont - ohoW thas
death Se!Ql4 6qW aieseiss. O oil
attracted tbeO tqboaoo, sd . vssdios
70 that eoeet - uodege&
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
Col. Parker's Bond.

Yesterday, Albert Psrker's bond as
Postmaster Of Sedalia vas acknowledged
before T. J. K,rty, Justice Of the Peace.
The bond ie SIC, 900, with Il. II. Moses, c.
Nevkirk, A. d. Jsynes and W. F. IIgen-
fritz n suseties. Mr.. Parker's commission
is for four years, from the l4th day Of No
vember, 1877.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
"Beware Of Vidders."

A curious accident happened to james
Rummonds, young man residing about
four miles from Marshall, Saline county.
There was fascinating young widow
living in the family, and the other night,
just before starting to spelling school,
Rummonds declared he would have kiss
before he went In the struggle to obtain
The sweet prize, the fair one threw up her
hand:; suddenly running her finger nail into
his eye, destroying that organ forever
She ought to marry him TO make repara-
ton
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04
Daniels

CHARGED with the murder of Miller Of St.
Clair county, about three miles north Of
this city, last spring, vas taken to War.
rensburg last night. HIS trial will take
place in that city next week.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04

Yesterday 6ne opportunity vas afforded
for skating on the Railroad pond, and
great number of youngsters and ''old-ters"
availed themselves of it. Among those
who participated in the sport were a num-
der Of young misses and iadies. There
were few good skaters. and large mum
her OF new beginners, who underwent the
ordeal Of slips and falls inseparable from
learning TO skate" 1t is a healthful and
graceful exercise, and the pond will proba-
bly, be we'll patronizei If the cold snap con-
tinu.s.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-12-04

THAT which IL bigger than the biggest
This IL one Of those discoveries OF scienct
for which the PUDDING intelligence OF the
world has yearned through centuries OF I'M
enlisted desire.
But there il = greater CRATER than the nut
meg CRATER. Its the rasp Of conscience that
bruises ones soul when he finds the brush he
stole from the next room has bern u>ea for
stove backing.
Gen. Miles has the advantage al Mn.
Potiphar. He captured joseph. Washing
ION E.puIticn.
But Mr.. p. didn't wear shoulder straps
or stripes down her breecI,e-.
An Illinois farmers bow. who has tried
il, says: '-Its hard work To ride : pig, it,
name is 80 short"
True, my son. But ii you had put y"ur
toes into lis ears and iwined your 6necrs
into the ring of his isil. you could have
cleared ten loot fence with the greatest Of
ease.
We warn creditors that there IL q
heavy penalty ttached to sending "ohjec-
tioasble matter" through the nails. Here
after they must present their bills through
the knot hole in the back fence.
-One day lat week pickpocket stole
Lydia ThomlrOn's portemonnaie. contain
ing her entire change If Costume for the
scason.--!Sraca< Herald.
That's nothing. Give her Two carriers,
and On with the dance. lc, lydia he I'M
confined!
Mr.. Oakmer is a moiel husband
When his vile got on the roof yesterday
and threatened 60 jump of II he foll~w.
ed her, he rrfrained from doing it.-Ntw
York T;'egran.
I'hst WAS right, eav-s-dr"rring il highly
ungentlemaniy.
1T IL said the instinct of cats give-
them SURF intelligence OF the coming OF an
earthquake.
Yes, and instinct tells them the exact
instant the bootjsck starts On It's mission
Of love.
Sister Jones prass far q TAT pig and tur-
key to keep Thanksgiving with. -Naii~i
Democrat.
Well, there's Nay!or. oi the Brsn~iok.r.
he would d. Tor the PIG. but the turkey.
there's where the hen scratches.
The thrilling novel. "Fair Margaret.
~ 4
sent Ia any OF our subscriber, upon receipt
OF ten cent<.-Ssntiaei-D taoeTd,.
Thank you; We would rather pay fifteen
to drink her health, and advise Margaret to
60 sround by the county road.
A land-lady says she does not know
how to make both ends meet.
Simplest thing in the world, madam.
Just cit right down on the carpet and put
your toe in your mouth.
Meek and Neck a, the opera house
to-night.-E.
Ye-, confound il. Its Week and Neck"
at ''Our Boarding House. tonight. too.
4 sirloin in three acts would be gosi
send, while a roaring mince pie farce
would make us too happy.
Mug rises up in the might Of his
eloquence, and say. everybody ought to so
to church, when the sinner knows it's no
place for baldhcaded lecple-Easerpris-
Meni,9r.
No; but its \ rafting good place to ex-
hibit the effects II early piety. SIX bald
heads in front pew give a church more
tone than stained glass windows.
"A female blacksmith al Pitt-bury has
worked at the forge with her husband nine
year.
They we're welded together, A. il we're.
Why didn't she put in another year and
serve her time out,