The New York herald., 1877-08-29
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

A Paris hat Is OF cut ivory.
Hobokon German who had all his goods taken on
Sherif's execution remarked that he was all seize
over
The fat rings Of hair on the forehead are In Paris
called irsons Our ladies' will probably freeze ON the
fashion.
We have objection to the ncghbors spanking
their in fiat, but dislike the accompaniment
In A minor.
While the farmers wife In her rural Innocence is
putting up peaches she does know that the sinful
city man IS putting up hts watch.
An agricultural paper says that Ar. So.and- so has
tho champion mule, which he has named "Time. I"
Now, who will take Timo by the fctockY
C,rcassan women selling thoir glorious hair In
order to provide funds for the wounded sodiera Some
thcir tressos four feet two inches long, arc sold in
London.
Mrs. Butler, who was Miss Thompson tho recently
painter has gone to Adranope to the scat OF
TO study army scenes. and she has gone without
her husband
Tho London authorities will hereafter employ well
educated gentlemen" on their detective force; bat
whether the gentlemen will ever ind anything out
remains TO be known.
A lady writes why do you not initiate the agri.
cultural Journals and answer questions as they do
about fruits, SC Will you tell me tho color Of the
mO9e.greon.
volunteer correspondent, writing from Lake
Mahopac, says that, two ladies ',warc'' very much
"ex.sed" by seoing their relatives upset from boat
but that the two relatives landed safely on stera
frmcr." Thanks.
cat sat on the top Of the back fence last evening
and she Tor he) purrod gently he Tor shs) said
(which would you rather hear, pinwheel or a bot
tie Of soda water so ods" Then she Tor hc) dropped
nto the pctuna bed and the moon sizzcd
Paul, Grand Duke Of Russia. said 10 have been
tho uglcst man In his extensive dominions not ex-
ccptng even the Kalmuks and the Kirghaz. The peo-
pie OF Paris crowdins to see Paul, thcn youth, CRIED
"Non Dieu, CONNIE IL est maucaisl" at which he had
the good sense TO laugh.
General Howard was sitting in his tent the other
evening" when his partner led tho seven OF clubs His
right hand opponent Immediately played tho queen Of
that sui which was a bad play, when Howard nung
out picture and SAID: :-I guess my Chief Joseph
scalp your squaw'' .t..
smoking IN Holland" said traveller "is so CON-
mon that II s impossible 10 toll person from
another IN room full Of smokerA" show Is any one
who happens to be wanted picked out, then ?" asked
listener "Oh, in that waiter goes round with
pair oil bellows and blows the smoke from before
face I'LL hc reoog gaizes tho person called for"
Nyack man having heard that fruit 10 bo whole
some should be eaten carly In the morning iouod
by his wife last midnight lying at arms longth tho
front stoop When asked why ho was up 30 late hs
said he was wholesome (hic) fruit cater, and was
waiting I'LL one O'Clock 10 plug a watermelon thic)
hurrahi
This column is not printed exclusively for the ladies'
begging their sweet pardons We give way to the iol
lowing:-
Now that you have removed all the freckles from the
faces Of the ladies Will you please ask some Of those GAL
liant physicians for remedy for ared nose Tho r. ID
dong noble work. Please also give recipe for
removing the cobbestones from sidewalk IN Warren
street. RED AS NOSE Is SHE.
Another lady writes :--"Thanks for your devotion
TO our sex. There Is now department In journalism
worthy Of tho age Bjela, Eski-Djuma shipks and
Suoiman Pacha, not 10 say Mr. Bains's chances and
the bank reserves, Of lar less Importance to ~
than freckles Enclosed is little joksi-why does
man cleaning A,orc window have his trouble for hia
pancs?'"