The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-11-14
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Fact f5r the retirIng-Cheek wins in this world
specially if the cheek is dimpled and rosy.
Foreign perfumery was first imported into America
L l760-that is in the old cOOgneiAl days.
Tie sleeves Of new dresses fit tighter than ever To
laugh in ones sleeve has now become purely meta
Fa5risal.
1 mechanic his labor will often discard,
Il the rate Of ms pay be dislikesi
But q elock-and its case is uncommony hard
Will continue to work though it strikes.
What cord is it in which you can find knots that
10 nan living ever tied, and man living can un-
tie Aus-Why, a cord of wood
young an in Ohio recently opened q clothing
store aud sent to jail for it. Reason-the cloth
ag store belonged to another man.
It is perfectly natural that physicians generally
should have greater horror of the than anybody
tss-besause they are more liable to sickness.
The eearest case of nepotism on record is that of
Liverpool banker who has just left S5,OOO.O0O to his
lslasw, besides making him residuary legatee of an
IA siass valued at over sl2, 100000.
II UsisrtAkers should be careful of what they say.
II 0ls 1l them said to a sickly looking man who was
NJ passing bis place: "Good morning. This is a nice
II agJ % take 4 ride" The sick man WINGED.
teacher after reading to her scholars story Of
isaasr5us child. asked them what generosity was.
laJ little boz raised bic hand and said. al know
II giving TO others what you don't want yourself
4 iliior at the Brooklyn Navy Yard explained to
r5sraus land,mAu the other day how prize money
divided. at is sifted through ladder" he said:
he ofre xh
tss sailors gel"
$50 you are going to keep n schOOl?' said
yo7ag lady to her aunt. swell. for my part.
i'oasr than do that, would marry widoWer with
1ias children" Il should prefer that myself" was
es reply ''but where is the widowerr
Nh Mother, mother. here's Freddy teasing the baby.
AiEe hin cry again. Freddy. and then mother will
s5s hin some sugar. and I'll take it away from himi
asa he'll squal and mother will give him some more,
NJ Iaa y09 can take that, and wen both have some.
AEH,is and little King were gathering wild aOv-
eI Aunte could not find many, and was going
iaes to the house, when King cried out gleefully
II -ua. auntie come over where AN they're awful
'aos here; just as thick as your head" Auntie
Esl
III isssne: Royal Academy, Gallery No. 2l-Artful
s notcing the proximity of the refreshment room):
va George. dear, II feel so faint" More artful
-' lNhO has been "served that way befOre")
flai, eh2 It's this doosid unpleasant smell oil
'''Es'y let's 90 on bit" (Exeunt)
lou have lost your baby, hear said one gen
--Aa to another. -'Yes, poor little thingi it wal
1gtFs months old. We did all could for it
had four doctors. blstered its head and feet, put
--'-aN POultees all over it, gave it nine calome
t''sr' lesshed its temples. had it blOd. and gave
Al kinds Of medicines, and yet, after week ill
a''i' it ded.p
''5r'een- year-Old girl was witness in recen
Aaa divorce suit, and portion Of her evidenc
a. i'!oSs; Father got mad because mothe
aea his stockens. Mother picked up the stock
aud hit father the head with them, and
-ei as though they sticks Of wood. Fathe
'ated hot wheat cake down mothers throat
mother set the dog on father and twisted tn
iii 12l to make him bite harder"