The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1877-01-04

In Vane w 0Qe hampton rOQe the state
with rifle clubs; in vane niggers wuz
killed, and in vane did we keep em away
from the polls.
We didn't keep quite enuff Nv EN- away,
for sum Nv the cusses managed to vote,
and their votin was our death.
We bull-dozed EN- in vane, for our
bull-dozin didn't 60 far enuff
The wind that bloweth from the South
is bitter wind and chilly, and its sound
to us is sigh.
Oregon is slight hope, but the Re-
publikin Senit will bust that
Bein busted is our normal condishen.
hev endoored more Dustin than falls
to the lot Nv man, and l sigh for a
change.
Floridy wuz our persimmon, and we
reached for it, but our pole wuzn't long
enuff.
In vane we countid dubble,-in vane
we kept out returns; the Radikels scoop
ed us.
And Looisianer, wo is US, will be re-
turned for Hayes, wich settles our hash.
We held out three aces, but Kellogg
held four kings, yea and he could hev
played Eve ef they he'd bin needed, and
he rakes the pot.
keep EN- away from the poles eff we are
not allowed to count the parishes where
in we did it2
We do the wickkednis and are swim
died out NV our reward therefor.
We killed thousand niggers in the
South.
And ez we git nothin by it, it is CRATE
waste of niger.
Troo we he'd the fun NV it, but we are
not in condishn to do things for fun.
We spent a million of shekels on Moo
York, and got majority of $4,000, when
5000 wood hev done ez well.
Why didn't we scatter them votes In
Wisconsin and Floridy and smite the
enemies NV reform!
The Irish votid vigorously. and the
repeeters was faithful, but we put EN- in
the wrong place.
Like meesles, reform repeeters need
to be scattered.
We are bein turned out to grass, while
our enemies is bein stall-fed.
The post-offises, the custom-houses, the
collectorships, which we yearned after
are ez fur from us ez they wuz year ago
We got neer enuif to smell Nv em, and
the smell thereof enrages US.
The tiger tastes blood, but he wants
his fill NV it.
We hevn't got a taste, but the smell
that we did git, sets us crazy, and we
gnash our teeth.
Mourn, Kentucky, for the niggers will
still be free.
Weep, We daughters NV Kentucky, fol
700 will still hev to dress yerselves, anc
wash yer own clothes, or pay for doir
the same, the same ez other people do.
Mourn, oh ye sons of the South, for "
will till yer feelds, or ye will pay for the
tillin NV em, or they will grow up to the
jimson.
The niger will SWEET. but he will swet
for hisself, and will eat the fruit of hi
own labor.
He be slave. and, ez he will heV
courts, his labor will ye not smouge hin
out NV.
The carpit bagger will possess the land
and he will build factries, and shops, an6
skools, and he will 60 to Congris and the
Legislacher.
And the South will become even al
Massychoosits is, yea worse, for the sol
is better; and the carpit bagger will heV
better show for his labor.
The pleasant note NV the revolver. anc
abe music Nv the shot gun will no more
be heerd in all the land and ther will b.
hangin for murder.
The shivelry will hev to labor for hi
bred, or fill his stumick with clay.
There will be no more draw-poker, moi
point-yooker- r-quarter-racin will be not
for wher is the stamps comm from eff We
are deprived NV our labor.
Kin we raise another rebelyun? No
any. For the South hez he'd its belly
full NV fghtin.
We wood fight, but the Northern Di
mocrisy darent, and the Southern Dimoc
risy don't want to.
We kin pass resolooshens, and howl
but resolvin and howlin won't give u
the postoffises, and wat is govermen
without them2
Bascom's will be deserted, and tn,
grass will grow on the paths leadir
thereto.
For without the offises, out NV wich Il
gather shekels, how are we to pay fo
that wich comforts us?
Bascom will look at his books, and tn,
teers of woe will streem down his cheeks
For he will say, Nasby oweth me this
and Pogram that, and Issaker, hevin
stronger constitution, more than both.
Lo, these yeers hev / furnisht em will
sustenance, and now when my barls i
empty, the last chance Nv gittin EN- filleC
is gone forever.
And ther is no hope av bildin up an
other trade, for the niger postmastei
don't drink, and the niger farmeri
waste ther money on goods at Pollock 9
He will forecloee on the Deekin, anC
Issaker will he sell out, and they vii
perish from the face NV the earth.
And he wood levy onto me, only ain
got nothin to levy onto, halleloojy.
And all this woe becoz we didn't xii
enuf niggers
Our walls is torn down, and our stronl
places are made desolate.
Ez for me, my mind is made up.
shell quit pollytics, and shell 60 into phil
anthropy.
wood 60 onto the highway. but there
amt money enuff in the Corners to buy
me revolver.
My mishen, henceforth, will be to col
lect funds among Northern Dimocrats K
establish hospital for decayed Kentuck
ians wich expected posishens under Til
den. shell appeal for millyun, and ei
ther is any bowels into them they viii
respond librelly. l shell present myself
as sample, and of my wo begone face
don't t fetch EN- they must hev harts u1
stun.
PETROLEUM v. Massey,
Ex-Reformer.