The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1877-03-31
QUlDTTIES.

pistol, Though.
4 Ltsldon correspondent says Cur
loita LecEercq has married Nj. .Iohf,
Aeizou the actor
Now M Garrison has taken upas
iatnseli the censofshpof Bostons nusi.
cd tAste What ueXt2
Judge Soule worked his way up Ia
ms present high position by having a
Democratic Aaw partner
George Eliot never readsnewspaper
articles about herself She doesn t
know what she Leweses.
Father Taft appears likely to have
plenty of time now. aud he might take
Il course AZ the Harvard Law school.
General Garfield has purchased a
farm III ohio. and is now building a
treilts for his pumpkin vines.
The Nation says Hayes isn't a kaiser.
Ne, sir the postmaster general is the
Key sir OF the administration
The loeusts are swaruiing in the
South. So they are here since the no
iicemen had orders TO carry their clubs.
1t is proposed 10 utilize the SPITE
dogs for 'ratters," but isn't hydrophobia
slow and cruel death TO infiiet upon a
rat?
Sherman waves the only bloody
shirt in the cabinet, and is trying TO
crimson the whole administration ward
rebe
The Cincinnati baby show has 1879
specimens. That means Just l9S soold.
ing mothers after the first prize IS an
bounced
The Ohio Democrats voted Tor Mr.
Blank for senator. and next time he
viii be Zach- Chambers candidate for
president
New Jersey and Delaware are fight
ing about their boundaries again. why
doesn't Delaware take State of her
own si3e2
Why the deuce don't Russia and
Turkey 6 abiish an electoral commits
sion and settle the difficulties by vote
of : TO I.
1t is feared that the street cars in
Providence will have TO give up bust
ness ii Miss Won IIillern keeps on max
ing converts.
Charles Darwin had an album with
the photographs of one hundred and
fifty four German men OF science pre-
sented him on his sixty ninth birthday
recently.
A Denver lady is making beaver
robe tor presentation to Senator Blaine
and he ought to beavery careful of this
senatorial toga
The 81 Louis Republican says mono.
grams OH carriers are going out of style,
and We suppose the Republican has in
yestigated the subject.
The Prince of Wales intends to dis
card tall hats. Good Now we can wear
our stovepipe without the annoyance of
being mistaken for prince
Pennsylvania is going to place statues
Of beniamin Franklin aud William
Penn IN the national capitol, but nothing
Is said about simon Cameron
Philadelphia Bulletin The persons
who ask appointments of the new post
master general are not addicted 10
cards; at least they don't like Key-no.
Sankey does not think the church is
the place for operate music. II isn't
Ssnkey-titied enough for him.-TRut-
land Peraid.l Truly, Mr.. Saukey mas
not deserved this.
A Cincinnati bos. rsutgt who ate thir,
~ five quails in ten DAYS. has been
complained OF by his fellow boartiers
for keeping the house awake of nights,
whistiing Bob White in his dreams.
Trot out Eliza Pinkston again. Tear
open her wounds. Set the bogus aft.
dayit machine at work in the New Or
leans custom house Let us have a
genuine revival of public disgust.-lSt.
Louis Times.
Mr.. Thomas A. Hendricks seems to
be having better time in California
than Mr. William A Wheeler is likely
TO have in Washington. Wherever he
goes the people vie with each other in
testiiying their respect
Enoch Thomson, confined in iail ut
Nashville. under sentence of death for
the murder OF ]. c. jackson. in Marry
county, still protests tina. he is limo
cent, and has written out "A statement
with regard to his case
The Graphic Suit In Newark by a
mother, Mrs. Mullock. against her only
son, WILLIAM, for S200,oo0. Seven law
yers IN the case. Seven goes into 500.
600 about s2S,4l4 times, which is all
each lawyer is entitled to.
Madame Bonaparte, Of Baltimore, is
now in her ninety-iourth year, and it
seems probable she may yet realize her
expressed wish to live to be one huns
tlred years old Though feeble, she
maintains full possession of her mental
| faculties, and takes an active interest in
public affairs, especially abroad.
The editor of the San Francisco Pos
has been shown monster orange, which
weighed three and half pounds and
measured in circumference twenty-!oar
inches. Ii was grown at Riverside. San
Befnardino county, upon the ground.
Of G. w. Garcelon. The tree which pro
duced it is Just four years old and had
a number of other oranges besides thi.
enc. which were but slightly smaller
Major Kinloch Falconer, of Ioll,
Springs, is fayosably m ntioned for sec
rotary of State at the ensuing election
Should he receive the nomination, AM
We trust he may do so. tbe Eagle viii
support him with great pleasure. w
know of no man III the State NOR,
worthy than kinloch Falconer. He il
as true as steel to the interests of the
people of Mississippi. and one of tn.
most brilliant young gentlemen of which
our State can boast oxford Eagle
Don Piaff and Nine. Lc Vert.
| Washington Capital: The old lad,
cot after n time "a have that ,,..,st :. = t.
ribie of all things, a grievance. Sh,
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