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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-11-30
FOR THR CURB OF
Hepatitis or Liver Complaint,
DYSPEPSIA AND SICK HEADACHE.

Symptoms Of Diseased Liver.
DAIN in the right side, under the
edge ofthe ribs, increases on pres
sure; sometimes the paints in 1.-THE left
side; the patient is rarely able to lie
on the left side ; sometimes the pain
is felt under the shoulder-blade, and
it frequently extends to the top of
the shoulder, and is sometimes mis-
taken for a rheumatism in the arm.
The stomach is affected with loss OF
appetite and sickness; the bowels in
general are costive, sometimes alter
native with lax; the head is troubled
with pain, accompanied with a dull,
heavy sensation in the back part
There isgeneraily aconsiderable loss
ofmemory, accompanied withapaln-
full sensation Of having left undone
something which ought TO have been
done. A slight, dry cough is some
times an attendant. The patient
complains ofweariness and debility;
he is easily startled, his feet are cold
or burning, and he complains Of a
prickly sensation Of the skin; his
spirits are low; and although he is
satisfied that exercise would be bene-
fetal to him, yet he can scarcely
summon up fortitude enough to try
it. In fact, he distrusts every REM
edy. Several Of the above symP-
.oms attend the disease, but cases
have occurred where few Of diem ex-
listed, yet examination Of the body,
after death, has shown the LIVER to
have been extensively deranged.
AGUE AND FEVER.
DR.. c. McLANE'S LIVER Pills,
IN CASES OF AGUE AND FEVER, when
taken with Quinine, are productive
ofthe most happyresults. No better
cathartic can be used, preparatory
70, or after taking Quinine. We
would advise all who are afflicted
with this disease to give them A
FAIR TRIAL.
For all Bilious arrangements, and
rs simple purgativc, they arc IN
equaled.
BEWARE OF I7;ITaTIOTs.
The genuine DR.. c. M!LANE' 5
LIVER PILLS are never sugar coated.
Every box has red wax seal on
the lid, with the impression DR.,
McLANE's LIVER PILLS.
The genuine McLANE's LIVER
PILLS bear the signatures Of G..
McLANE and FLEMING BROS. on the
wrappers.
H- Insist on your druggist or
storekeeper giving you the genuine
DIR. c. McLANE's LIVER PILLS, pre-
pared by Fleming Bros, Pittsburgh,
Pa.
Sold by all respectable druggists
! and country storekeepers generally.
To those wishing to give Dr.. c. McLAsss
LIvrs Pills trial, We viii mail post paid TO any
part Of the United States, one box OF Pills foi
twenty-five cents.
FLEMING BROS. Pittsburgh, p.
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FOR SALE.
FOR SALE,

ElGHTY CHOICE BUILDING LOTS ON
IL Wheeling Island; price from SiOO TO
SOU CHI. Only One-siXtn of the purchase
money required in cash. The res due may
be paid annu Lly in five equal install
mentS, with Interest. Apply 10
JOHN Z. GlLCHRIST,
ocSOh AT Top Mill.
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Happy Pair.

Cincinnati Commercial.
Thurman and Edmunds seem to get
along together as nicely SO the blades OF
q pai- of sheep-shears.
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They could See It

1t was so apparent TO the Centennial
jurors, when they came to compare Benz
sons Capcine Porous Plaster with other
porous plasters on exhibition, that it was
greatly superior TO any OF them. and they
were forced by their own convictions 10
give TO the manufacturers OF the highest
II only er was in
award OF SEE vented 10
melt over That the Word over o IN Z
all others. CACHE the only OBJ
b II sons Is CUT THROUGH ection ever
Capc!ue PU Zach Plaster. found to
IouS Plast- the old and
hitherto popular porous plaster, that OF
slow action. Bensun's Capclne Plaster
acts at once, relieves pain Immediately,
and cures " here Others will not even re-
lieve While possessing the above re-
marKable qualities, ii is absolutely Tree
from the lead pOisOnS that many other
plaSters are found by analysis to contain.
Sod everywhere.
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sIv +DaiIv except Sunday.

Daily. fDaily except Sunday.
Neepiug eau from Pittsburgh 10 Cincin-
~, Louisville. indianapolis, and st.
Gus, and from Columbus 10 Chicago
'"lyut change.
-. b. ". CALDWELL. Gen. Manager.
sS.L. O'BRIkN, Gen. p & I. Agt.
'sneral offices, Columbus, .. nolI
I'VE TABLE Wheeling and Elm
I've :, railroad, in effect on and after Fri
- Nay ., 1871:
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~ CURES DISEASES or M
THROAT, LUNGS, LIVER & BLOOD.

In the wonderful medicine 10 which the ailict-
Ell are above directed for relief. the discoverer
believes he has combined TN harmony more Of
Natures sovereign curative properties. which
GrI has iDS'lAed into the vegetable kingi m
Tor healing the sick. than were ever before COM
binei IN one medicine. The evidence Of this fact
j. found In he great variety II most obstinate
diseases which II has been found 20 conquer. In
the cure u Bronchitis, Severe Coughs,
and the early stages II COnsum pIiou, 10 has
aseut-hei the medical faculty, and eminent
physicians pronounce IL the greatest meuIrl
discovery u the axe. While il cures tie sever
est Coughs u strengthens The system and puri-
flies the blood. By it, great and thorough
b.ood-pgr!iyiug properties, II cures all HUI
mOrs from the worst ScrOfula - a common
BlOtch, Pimple, or Eruption. Mercurisl
disease, Mineral iul-uns, and their effects, are
erailca,ei, and vigorous health AMI sound
constitution established Erysipelas, Salt
rheum, Fever Sores, Scaly or Rough
skin, 10 short, all the numerous diseases caused
Dr bad blood, are conquered by this powerful,
purifying, and invigOrating medicine.
II Won feel duh, drowsv, debilitaed, have SAL
tow color u skin, or vel.owI-h brown spots on
face or hply, frequent headache or dizziness,
bad 'aste in mouth internal heat or chllls al,er-
mated with hot tushes, low spirits, and gloomy
forebotings, irregular appetite, and tongue
coated, You are suffering from Torpid Liver,
or RiIiOusner-.0 In many cases Of
silver Complaint" only part OF these
symptoms are experienced. As remedy fof
al, such cases, Dr. Plerce's Golden Medical D.
Coverv has no equal, ~ II effects perfect Gu4cs
leaving tie liver strengthened and healthy.
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS At 81 PER BOTTLE.
Prepared bv II. V. PIERCE, N. D., Solo
Proprietor, At tie WORLDS DIsPENsARE
buffalo. y, !
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Ilbsr nInUI BENSON'S c PCINE
hME-RNI POROUS PLASTER is
lnIIi UHUN / the best remedy tor a

or weakness of the back ever invented
or known. II sOOths, II strengthens, II
cure, where other porous plasters, and all
linlmentS lail. hO2Ub
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atheeling ge9ister.
Terms, by Mail, in Advance
DAILY REGISTER.

DAILY REGISTER.
One year. ..-.......SS w Three months...52 w
six monthS........ 4 10 One month";. 70
TRI-W EEKLY REGISTER.
Published every Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday.
One copy, yr...A w One copy, q mos.S2 W
WEEKLY REGISTER.
One copy, yr...sl so Six copies, lyrs 7 SO
One copy, mos ! % Ten copies,l VI. IL %
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--,ons at all stations, between
No. s'opS Cumberland; No. 43 stops
wheeling ,Sons between Wheeling and
6'si'' wgsTBOUND TRAINS.
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vented 10
over co III =
the only OBJ
lection ever
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The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
HUMOROUS,
ADVICE TO CORRESPONDENTS.

Never write with pen or ink. Il Is
altogether too plain, and doesn't hold
the mind Of the editor and printers
closely enough to their work.
If YOU are compelled to use ink,
never use that yulgarity known as the
blotting pad. If you drop a blot Of
| ink on the paper, licl, it off. The in
telligent compositor loves nothing so
dearly rs to read through the smear
this will make across twenty or thirty
words. We have seen him hang over
such a piece of copy half an hour,
swearing like a pirate all the time, he
felt that good.
Don't punctuIte. We prefer to
punctuate all manuscript sent to us.
And don't use capitals. Then we
can punctuate and capitalize to suit
ourself, and your article, when you
see it in print, will astonish even if it
does not please you.
Don't try to write too plainly. 1t
is sign of plebeian origin and public
good breeding. Poor writing is an
indication of genius. It's about the
only indication Of genius that a great
many men possess. Scrawl your ar
ticle with your eyes shut and make
every word as illegible as you can.
We get the same price for it of the
rag man as though it were covered
with copper-plate sentences.
Avoid all painstakings with proper
names. We know the full name OF
every man, woman and child in the
United States, and the merest hint at
the name is sufficient. For instance,
if you write a character something
like a drunken figure 49," and then
draw a wavy line, we will know at
once that it means Samuel Morrison,
even though you may think you mean
"Lemuel Messenger. 1t is a great
mistake that proper names should be
written plainly.
Always write on both sides Of the
! paper, and when you have filed both
sides Of every page trail line up and
down every margin, and back to the
top Of the first page, closing your ar
ticle by writing the signature just
above the date. How We do love to
get hold Of articles written in this
style. And how we would like TO get
hold Of the man who sends them.
just for ten minutes. Alone. In the
woods, with q cannon in our hip pock-
ct. Revenge is sweet; yum, yum,
yum.
Lay your paper on the ground when
you write; the rougher the ground
the better.
Coarse brown wrapping paperis the
best for writing your articles on. If
you can tear down an old circus post
er andwrite on the pasty side Of it
with a pine stick, it will do still bet
ter.
When your article is completed,
crunch your paper in your pocket and
carry it two or three days before send
ing it. This rubs off the superluous
pencil marks and makes it lighter to
handle.
If you can think of it, lose one
page out Of the middle Of your article.
We can easily supply what is missing
and we love to do it. We have moth
ing else to do.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
NOTICE

The inhabitants Of SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. ] of
the Town ol Cambridge and State of Vermont,
who are raA-~aoters, are hereby notified and
warned to meet at the Old stone shop IN the
aforesaid district any day Sundays cNcepted),
and Mt any hour IN the day when il is the most
convenient to the said voters and others, TO trans
act the following business, viz;
Ist-T0 see if the said voters will examine the
prices of blacksmithing lately established by the
proprietor of said shop for the year ensuing.
2d-TO see if the district aud others Will allow
their horses to be shod new all around for one
dollar each (Sl.0O) for the year ensuing, for cash
down.
3d-To see if the district and all others will
have their mules on oxen shOd at the same low
rates for the year ensuing, for cash down.
4th-TO see if the district will allow the Select
men to come into the said district and get their
horses, mules and oxen shod Ms cheap as any
other man.
5th--To see if the best comselors in the state
win not cOHeede the point that W. NJ. Scott emit
be beat by a majority Of the voters on prices.
Gth-TO see if tie Town Grand jury will not
give up beat (on prices for shOeing.
7th-TO see what the Town Treasurer shall do
with the surplus moHeg--by getting his shoeing
done at the aforesaid shop.
Sth-To see if any of the voters have any faUt
to find with the aforementioned propositions.
9th--TO see if the district will vote prize OF a
leather medal three inches in diameter with a
bUSt of school house on one side, and on the OPP
poste, school children playing in the street, for
the man that will use them the best on prices
| l0th-To transact any business proper to come
before blacksmith, wheelwright, or cabinetmak.
er, when met.
| ilth-To see ifW. NJ. Scott. cannot sell house
furniture, also collins and caskets 10 any resi-
dent in or out of Lamoe county, as cheap 5 any
other man.
(Signed) SILAS DOOZENBERRI,
| TIMOTHY DINGLE.
! p. ST. forgot to mention a CLERK, but we viii
elect him when we get together, and instruct him
to charge sl.25 on Che shoeng if 1t is entered on
| book.
W. NJ. SCOTT, Clerk.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
womAH's CAREER.

Winnetta Montague, thirty-iive
years old. actress and adventurer, is
diving of consumption in the New York
hospital. Few women have occasioned
more trouble than this one, and few
will weep over her departure. Ten
years ago she was the wife Of an old
man, a leading merchant of Boston.
She left him, and, having fallen in love
with Walter Montgomery, the very
promising young actor, followed him
to England. She was a person of
beauty, and apparently of culture.
She represented herself to him as
single, and he married her. When he
learned the truth regarding her he shot
himself. Returning to America, she
travelled for a time with James NJ Ward,
the Irish comedian. Leaving him
she become acquainted Hamilton treas
urer of Jarsey City. The history of
that Young man is well known TO the
public. He became a defaulter and
wandered off into Mexico, where he
claimed to have been robbed of the
money he had stolen. He was brought
back, and we believe is now in pris-
on. Afterwards she and Ward be-
came reconciled and Travelled in Cali
fornia together.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
MIR. cULVER'S MEANNESS.

Mr.. Culver and his wife, nice old
couple from Vermont landed in New
York for few days sojourn. Both
of them were respectfully dressed, and
people, who saw them walking up and
down Broadway, gazing at the spire of
old st PauTs or looking into the shop
windows remarked that they were
coy pair.
For the first few days, they were
always in company on the streets, but
the next the old man made a lone trip
down into the Bowery; naturally
enough, he fell in with the clothiers,
and when he got through with them the
change was startling. A silk hat re-
placed his straw, and he had on wide
collar and blue tie his coat shone
as only Bowery coat can, and the
twenty-five inch buttons of his plaid
pants washed around his ankles like
grain bags around sticks.
What his wife said as he returned TO
his hotel will never be known. Per-
haps she was glad, perhaps she fell into
a chair and sobbed out something
about poorhouse.
However, both were walking around
the post office togather this morning
he in all his gorgeousness, she in. hel
same''best suit. "They didn't keep step,
but the old man kept little ahead
Of her, and it was noticed that he die
not turn his head when he answered hel
questions.
1t soon dawned on her mind that he
was trying to lead the public to believe
she was a stranger to him, and that
having a new suit, he felt ashamed O
her. This nettled her, and as they
passed along the City hall park, she
called out: g.
''Husband, don't walk so fast"
"Hush, keep still !" he said, looking
the other way.
"Husband, what did you say sht
inquired, laying her hand on his arm.
"Shet up your noise!" he Kissed
making for the curb-stone.
"What's that What did you say t.
me, John Culver?" she demanded.
"Don't you know anything, Lucy
Foller along and keep still. First thin!
you know you'll be arrested"
''John Culver, see here, "she exclain
ed catching hold of his coat tails ant
bringing him 70 halt; "now, the
are you ashamed Of me"
"You see--hum-well, you see"--
he stammered, looking her over with
critical eye.
''Now, you good-for-nothing oil,
gander see here" she replied, in
voice ment to go right through him
"Pm going to take your arm and pa
rade up and around, if you don't wal
as straight as a peg, or if you give on
more sassy word, I'll take your fin
buds off of you right here in the road
"But, Lucy"
"Not word, not a look, not shiv
err p she commanded. remember hoy
you came out last spring, when yol
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
EaIse Impression.

1t is generally supposed by a GER
tain class of citizens, who are not
practical or experienced, that dyspep-
STA can not invariably be cured, but
we are pleased to say that Green's
August Flower has never, to our
knowledge, failed to cure dyspepsia
and liver complaint in all its forms,
such as sour stomach, costiyeness,
sick headache, palpitation of the heart,
low spirits, &C., &c. Out of 10000
dozen bottles sold last year, not sin
gle failure was reported, but thou
sands of complimentary letters, re-
oeived from druggists, Of wonderful
cures. Three doses will relieve any
case. Try it. Sample bottles 10
cents. Regular size 70 cents. For
sale by j. $. Whitney.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
Read This.

Cornwall, VT, Nov. 18th, 1876.
Messrs. +. +. Smith 4 Co.
/ feel DESTROYS to express to you my
gratitude for the benefit your Pile Pills
have conferred upon me. After being
troubled with that painful and annoy
ing disease, the piles, for more than
80 years, and after trying every known
remedy without effect, | at last, as
you know without much faith, was in
duced to try your Pills, and to my
astonishment and great joy in a short
time found myself well. The change
has been so great, that | feel in my
whole system like a new man.
|. X. SPERRY.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
The Universal Pile Pills

strike at the root of these causes of functional
disease Of the liver
FIRSTLY relieving the acidty of the stom-
ach, and rendering the digestive functions per-
feet.
SECONDLY supplying the blood with proper
food material to perfect the secretions Of the bile
Thirdly gently stimulating the restored or
gans to a vigorous efficiency.
In this harmless yet certain remedy is found
the only physiological and philosophical solution
Of this great
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06

Eight hundred Sing Sing convicts are
to be employed in the manufacture of
stoves for Perry & Co. during the next
five years. The State gets 40 cents
per day per man for the first year, and
90 cents afterwards.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
Problem IN MEDICAL SCIENCE.

The absence Of all poisons in the remedy makes
II equally safe in the hands of the non'professon
al, il Is IN the hands of the scientific practition
err CURE WARRANTED, or money refunded.
Price soc. and $500 For sale by al diuggists
and dealers IN medicine. Sent postpaid on re-
ceipt Of price bB r. n. SMITH y Co.,
Sole Pr0prietors, lIiddlebttrV., w.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
YOUR STATE

MISS HENfENWAY'S HISTORICAL MAGA-
ZINE AND GAZETTEER OF VERMONT.
The third volume of this work is now ready for
subscribers and all who are willing to become
such.
The third volume contains the index to volume
H. the complete history of ORLEANS COUNTY,
the complete history of RUTLAND COUNTY,
with complete linden of both counties, and the
whole makes l,2l5 large pages, Of small type, and
is sold by the publishers and their appointed
agents, at the uniform prices of
Five dollars a volume in paper covers,
Six dollars a volume in cloth binding,
Seven dollars a volume in half turkey
binding.
The back volumes can be furnished, for the
present, at the same rates; but as nearly half of
the first volume is not stcreOtypcd those Yer
monters who desire the entire work should order
None should lose any time in ordering either
volume, as the second and third volumes viii only
be printed in small editions, as they may be call
cd for; and it takes some TINE to print even 900
copies.
montcrs everywhere that they have expended
large sum Of money in preparing plates for this
work, being encouraged 10 do 50 by the reception
given to it by the people Of the state at its COM
mCnCement They We're not discouraged by the
fact that the second volume was not called for so
largely as the first because they knew that the
times were out of joint"
They have bestowed more labor on this volume
than on the second, and if encouraged by liberal
sales, the fourth volume shall be better than Ell
Their of its predecessors.
Remember that this is your own work, written
by your own men and women, and interesting to
YOU and your children, above all other works
which have been published during the last half
century.
Circulars containing authors names, subjects,
etc, sent ON application to
THE CLAREMONT MANUFG CO.,
CLAREMONT. n. IL.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06

The Roman Catholics of Philadel-
phia and vicinity have raisen $30,5O7
to send to Pope Plus TX, at the cele-
bration ofhis episcopal jubilee. Arch
bishop Wood has gone with it to
Rome,
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06

More Cattle I

continue to.try to save few dollars by buying
and selling Cows and Young Working Cattle on
the same terms as heretofore and with due feel.
ings of thankfulness ! say to those who have
favored me long with their patronage that l hope
| deserve continuation of the same; and | say ia
Others who may wish TO buy or sell the kind OF
property above named, that am willing to work
cheap and refer them to my old customers fol-
further information in regard to my way and
manner Of doing business.
X. $. PAGE.
Hyde Park, April nth, 1871
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
G.. CRANE

is still selling goods where he has been for the
last twenty years. The store is well filed with
what people need TO EAT, DRINK and WEAR,
which will be sold as
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06

wanted the gate shut, and | wanted
il opens Now sir, march long
She Rugged close up to him, and he
marched.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06

The attention of physicians and the
public generally is respectfully called to
a consideration of the following facts:
60 That loathsome disease, known as piles,
or hemorrhods, has It's origin'in diseased fIInc-
ton of the liver, induced by several causes the
most prominent of which are First-An unnatu-
raj acid condition of the stomach, exhibiting it.
self In an impaired digestive function, and a
greater or less degree of costiveness; SECOND
An absence in the blood, in proper proportion, of
those peculiar chemical elements that enter into
the constitution of the natural secretion of the
iyer-the bile; THIRD--An impaired function of
assimilation, arising from a deficiency in the
process of Digestion and u consequent condition
| to greater or less degree of general debility.
The Lamoille news. (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1877-1881, 1877-06-06
Just as Represented.
NJ. johnson Cloths and Yarn:
at Manufacturer Prices.

Believing that the best interests of both buyer
and seller are enhanced by dealing in good
quality of merchandise at fair prices, shall try
and con6ne myself to such policy, and cordially
invite your support. Believing, also, that nine
tenths of the failures of business men are due to
the ruinous system of selling on credit, shall do
business (buy and selD ON the