The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-08-09

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4 report reaches as from Paris
that The ladies are wearing cat tails
In their bonnets. II seems like waste
u cat % cot % The tail and throw the
body away
lecturer against women's rights
tanned Tat. vas hissed by The women
q Maltoos, H.. recently. They should
remember that the women who hiss
TAFT are loci
A Richmond Va man, who has
evidently been Tilted says: The firt
Is the paialed hycna Of society, the
lamb aeccing, disguised, rayening wolf
Il the aifectional fold
Dom, cat en- green and sliced IL
you
Would like 70 stsy around
Abstain II long you'd be Gu.
Cumbcr.er Of the ground
Lightning struck an umbrella in
North Carolina and killed three per.
sons who were under it, Ii was Dor.
towed umbrella Gentle reader. pause
10 your villainy, and restore our para.
chute.
tshe il a perfect Amazon" said
pupil ia one OF our schools Of his teacher
the other day 10 companion. Eyes,
said the other, who was better versed
10 geography than history, II noticed
che had an awful big mouth"
Cut your hair pretty short. didn't
he said A. b. "Why, / only told
him to cut OF the ends. said b. "Woll.
BIO cut of the wrong ends, then" was
the answer. This sad event has cast
gloom over the whole community.
IL apologize for saying you could
not open your mouth without putting
your foot IN it, said the editor, sternly
regarding the horsewhip she held over
his head. Il solemnly assure you that
when said it had no idea Of the size
Of your foot"
The Bridgeport Standard says the
United States army ia being rapidly
put upon war footing. Two more
soldiers have reported for duty at st.
Louis, and man in the hospital with
sore leg viii be ready for business in
less than fortnight
AZ the conclusion Of a tragic ac-
count Of bow a tourist lost his life by
falling into crevice In one OF The
glaciers at Etancon, a French paper
manages 10 say His two Swiss
guides, not speaking French, were I'M
able to extrioate him."
Chemistry !" yelled a brakeman as
the train stopped at that station on
the Watertown branch of the Fitch.
burg road. "Well. well !" exclaimed q
western man on board, They're death
on science around here. suppose the
next stop will be at Geometry
Suppose we pass a law" said a
severe father TO his daughters, THAT
no girl eighteen years old who cant
c ,ok a good meal shall get married I'll
she learns how to do i'll" Why then
se'd all get married at seventeen,
responded the girls 10 sweet chorus.
See them stylish cascades r. ex
claimed Mrs Veneering at Watkin,
Glen, and straightway she fell over q
twenty foot precipice and shook herself
up terribly She arose. arranged bel
furhelows, aud said II aiat got nc
more enthusiasm for Nature 10 me, yor
Kin bet e
- very young miss addressed hel
pafental ancestor at the breakfast tabl,
oae sunday morning "Pappy. wan
new hst and pair Of new shoes.
II s'pose SO. What don't you want r
remarked the maternal. well. an
svserea che quickwiited little miss. q
aon'i want any cigars
An Irishman who had been sick
long time was one day met by the parish
priest, when the following converse
tion took place "Well, Patrick, / an
glad you have recovered. We're yol
NOT afraid 10 meet your God y "Oh
10. your riveFeace II was meeting
the other party that | was Alearn ~ Z!
replied Pat
II was very muddy weather whet
President Hayes visited Rhode Island
and when be went away be carrie,
away about lhree-fourlhs OF the stat,
% bis boots. and had 10 sit down Il
Connecticut and lei bic feet hang ovc
The lac while the despoiled inhabitAsu
fcfaped ca their estates The Island
ers doat want him 10 come back again
"A chlcsgo yoaBg mao bad listene'
All the evening 10 his wiss's selection
from Wagner. and be slept yer,
s0asdly Toward midnight cats hs
s@snbled ia The back yard and yowle,
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