The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-12-22
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
The carpenter is plane dealer.
Mozart was quite menuet man.

The carpenter Is plane dealer.
Mozart was quite a menuet man.
Hand made Shoes must be Tor servants
Tho Dutch have not even second-rate novels,s
No. sir; you Will ind the pick-o nnnies in Congress
An English critic says that Shelley becoming pop
ular
STR Taton sykos OF England, is at tho Hotel Bruins
wick.
Mr. Marshall Jewell. OF Hartford, is At the Fifth
Avenue HOTEL
Grumsby says his wife Is SO hot tempered that she
puts the nre out
If there is snow in the Balkans why don't the Rus
SLAMS SNOWFALL the Turks out?
Senator Herman says that Senator Gordon Is not
very intimate at tho White House.
Roarchcster fredericksburg by Roscoe Conklng,
There's chip on this shoulder for tncc.'"
Senator Stanley Matthews and General Robert c.
schenck, OF Ohio, are at the ST. James Hotel.
Sir Edward Thornton the British Minister, arrived
at the Everett House yesterday from Washington.
It's said that Henry Watterson learned to love lot
,eries by practising grab bag At Sunday school
fair.
Take cold boiled salmon, pick It Into ehreds bake il
in paper cases or MS a pate, and servo with mush-
rooms.
Mr. sothern has lost his favorie Scotch terrier
.Baby, /" and Dundrcary is nconso!abls. .Baby" has
only one eye.
Tho editor OF tho Boston Bulletin wants tho cigar
strike 10 90 right on He hasn't boon able to strike
good cigar yet
The Rev. II. J. Rose says that the Spanish peasant
Is truthful kind, brothcriy. chivarous, devoted,
BILE, religious and dirty.
Kate Field writes to Jennie June that che doesn't
marry an American man because she loves many Of
US. Thank you, Catherine.
Unless a Christian Polo takes an oath which makes
n Pm
him from opening shop, buying land or becoming
school teacher.
Louisville Queer yournal:-"ln Australia the lover
does not write 10 the ondents man
for advice. He knocks down hts charmor with q club
and carries her or"
When Webster rose 10 speak his feet would move
backward and forward; but soon his brains v ent 10
his head and be sat down Hayne and pounded him
with the Dictionary
In a Western village is the story OF two men who
went by the name Of Bill and Charley and coming to
light had 1t out seriously Bill whipped Charley,
che, Bill did. better than he knew. "-Emerson.
The early winter evenings come upon US with great
angry black clouds hanging the west. But
through them, the warm sun goes down, there
break bite OF glorious rod, like shrcds OF
Irish etcw.
Do they teach science in schools as they once dad
Have the old days OF "iamiiiar sccnce vanished for
cycrf Is chetaiatry dead? In those remembered
years only thing that seemed to partako OF post
tive SC the act OF the principal When he ap-
Piled that OK hide Of iron.
Burlington Hack Eye:--"EsicIc sends US for pub
licnuou a poem beginning, WILL you love me when
the twilight shadows fall across tho moore viii we
Oh. 20 way, Eslclle In tho twilight? Oh, shaw !.
In the niehts Early IN tho morning. Along in the
afternoon XIII US somebody's we're too sweet TO i've
oh, we'i--shl-sn Won't do Eslec; take your poem
wevo gone and woke the baby. There, there, thcre,
.hootcby, pootchy. puddn' and pie toll de dol decide
oil dol de dol dol.," (Chcrus, ad llb.)
No.ristown Heyaid;-"When the intelligent COM
positor' undertakes to Improve joke he makes tho
author OF i. 20 back hIs religion for DAY
A few days ago the Nsw YORK HERALD r. !. wrote,
THAT Colorado man Is gness sort OF fellow That
Is pretty good pun 1t stands, but II appears in
ono oil exchanges in this improved form, That
Colorado man is queer sort OF fellow. 'Gnciss' was
too much for the mental capacity OF the 'intcllgent
compcsi,or to grasp. lie supposed, OF course, that
It was typographical error for 'quecrand queer no
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