Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1877-10-11
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Galloway has a high stopper.

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bashfulness and modesty.
Our friend sings: @Fair maiden,
why shoulds't thou be false?"
SIS Eternal Punishment Endless?"
is the title OF new book.
1t was jean, not James, that kissed
her at the Center street gate.
Some women ~bemoan their lot"
4 1t should depend how large it is.
We wonld like TO see our friends at
church Sunday. s'121eA
Do fish have minds? So many are
driven in seine. - ''--
The sun is more rising than great
many sons are. -
Love makes fellow feel happy
and act foolish.
We do not like crumbs OF comfort.
We want whole loaf.
There is more immaginary trouble
in this world than real. saf
Natural humbugs Bees. Artific-
ial humbugs-School girls
The earth has three motions -Di-
urnal, annual and perpetual.
We would like to rise with the sun.
1t does not get clear up until noon.
1t is not every man that wears
short pants that has Short pockets.
Fert Caprons should introduce the
German language among his school
OF fish at Maxenkuckee. -
A young man wanted Ryder to
cure a defect in his boot. Ryder
heeled It. ussw d szfnr 81
/ There is nothing about a man,
good, bad or indifferent that will
outlast nickneme. lr
Sprisgs viii not remember Lots
wife. he has enough to do to re-
member his own. -st
Love. the toothache and corns, are
three things that cannot be kept Sc
cret. ~
1t Is not strange that an ass talked
like man, when so many men talk
like asses.
The proper study OF mankind is
man.--AIerander Pope. BE would
learn more il he would study himself.
1Six feet In his stockings remarks
an exchange. Humphi Might as
well say he had six heads In his hat.
In the country they blow horn
before dinner. In town they take
one. - ttsss
Civilization has made ducks the
companions OF women and young
men.
/ Yellow river is quite sickly look
ing stream since it is confined to its
bed issssqx9 hca .siaii "a,
r. A girl at the mum social knew who
every ladies hat in the room belong
Gu u. 1893 rtH tEo1i9-f-l
Alady at the mum social said shc
would rather pay a. quarter than to
keep still. l911 sia ie sssn
i A spider who had web in the
temperance hall recently, took a fly
and went home.
We find that we are. becoming no.
torious. Photos Is cents. Lectures
so cents head.
i 1 Our rivals. father owns lots OF
boards. We owe for our board That
is the difference sdi rst
: Tom remarked that q man eating
! pie In a LaP Porte street restaurant
was ipie-ously inclined.
Making fun for other peoples
. amusement is like Matching eggs
a steady, sober business.
Enoch Belangee's grey mule doe,
not kick anything he cannot reach
But he Is willing to try. .
The dog star has Kept its position I
long time, and it would be well {,
call it sky tarry-er. This is sirius
subject.
Il Some girl sent US poem about tn,
moon recently. Most too long
Write about the quarter moon and
we will publish it. .t
There is man in Plymouth who 1:
: always confessing his sins. and never
!. doing any better. He is the most
durable sinner in the city.
, Some one condemns us because
We did not publish. his, article. This
is great waste OF postage and fool
|. 1shness- A e1o oHu ono ,o
Solomon said much that was wise
and done much that was foolish. We
say much thatis foolish and do much
that is wise. sissga
We never stand around a crowd,
for crowds are made up OF people
VINO are or no more account than to
, make up crowd. Dposq
Only two boys were brave enough b
to face the inclemency Of the weather
Sunday night and wait at the church
: for their girls. f..t..r
Occurred again. A man went into
Stansbury's hardware store the other
day and asked George Alleman the
> prize Of cast-steel SOAP
Said Levi: "Thlnk OF the great
! men that drink. Lock at Daniel
: Webster, the founder OF the high die.
tionary. was drunkard.
A. girl bought some face powder OF
: Peter Bergam at Tanners drug store