The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-03-28
FRESH FLASHES OF FUN.

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"eal VI oouplns'
w ny is 1ne sea IKE poor-nouse! De-
cause IL 10 'ne noine VI Cne poi p'iSe'
| Johnny, you said sally kissed you.
Did you KISS her backT' mo, kissed
ner lace"
AS the young lady remarked about the
infant: "HoW sweet, but how bald for
one SO young"
| "When a dog Snitz he NAV he con-
sidered mad" remarked somebody.
That's Whelp put.
| A man with a nipht-kev NAV he said to
be stylish feIlow. for he ia guneralIv
the sIaIest thing o,it.D
| ohi,d he;,N T.,
broken of bad habit. he naiyelv re-.
piled: "Papa. hadn't [ better be mend.
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| yororo. n;,+ ~ su., .
rio. n U"u n s'T iond Pm tin,o " =, Stla"pe,t
m aont hoiftht it a1ionai ht Uu "a su puU
| rity.
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Spiln 10 un nel way, anu pliilaru-
Iins Eli J~unh thn Iu nnnoGnS aano
narDn nano "nr s"AA0Ae vi 'ne green III pellec'
u"i non5'
woa ne end provoHeu vt me me INTO loving MN"
i,,I, horoot S! 81 vAou'0 toA euSaG-
r"S 49, non sefa,5 Sofn w nnan "no" sne n"u al-
"'' p''0'oo" w n"Ue'
Dahoury News: we should feel for
the poor IN our POCKET as We'll as in our
neart, Dut the pocket referred to is not
"Ae,0 wv A0i onie' 40 oali4e"'
Urahama' why uon,t you Keep SER
want any lohgerF Wen, you see, my
| cnllu, am getllhS oId now, ana can't
sahe care VI one as useo 10, you
Aho"'
The editor or the Santa Anna New
mexico news says III MS paper that
sno"el vi olalis occulIeu III tnat place,
e anu Sa.sa SuaS ne ato SUM- Vi Ine clalns' let
.ne Ne"' pAeV0noS w w temperance
p"pei'
upper is going to write an ode to Bos-
ton, although the people OF that city
.loa'eu NJ" peCtel anu Win more cur
teSy ;nan Nm, any .it osnGt communlIy IN
| Ainelioa' hal ', - a'AOuue ~ asIfanger
w youi 10y ole"s''
A woman in Rochester has been ar
rested for wearing full evening dress in
The streets. The moral people of Roch-
esCer 'nlnh enaC lull eVehlng oress
snouiu oonsis' VI more aooNe Ine waist
snah pocket hahoKerchlel.
A traveller stopping over night with
Texan farmer whose estate was miles in
extent, said to him: "You must have ba
gun lie cary to accumulate sucn an
estate as thlsp YES" replied the tar.
mel, -, oesan lle "hen was mere
o"oS'
A young American prima donna, who
took lessons i'll Milan few years ago,
and returned to this country disguised
with the tyranny of Italian music
teachers, has been engaged as substi-
tute for sLean-WhIstle in u Lowell
boot factory.
A youth, who is s'too proud to beg, TOO
honest 10 STEAL" and too lazy to work,
parades himself on the street, arrayed
in an ulster and shiny hat. The rea-
son he is so proud is, because he lives
on the earnings OF his mother. She runs
an apple stand.
81 came out OF the accident" said he,
sand who do you think was the first per.
son | metW "Who but that same etern-
al prize package peddler who had bored
me for SIX hundred miles on the train.
and he was the only one aboard who
wasn't hurt someway,n
Thaorv and nrao,ioo-Ar,+ ,o
'Why don't you read, Tom. instead of
lettering aboutY T0m-'GoL nothing
to reaa!' Aunt Mary-"There,s your
first prize in Monsieur Joliye Is French
class, a most delightful bookp, Tom
How can read that? Ips in Frenchry
Tommy 10 fona of suoor ond osra hio
mnthar ior soma =, So Snu Sha ".Hn "n1saan niS
: He appears resigned, but adds, grayely:
You know, mamma, what happened
round the corner? There was a little
boy, and his mother would not give him
any sugar, and-aud-and next day ne
fell into WE'LL"
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