The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-10-16
FLEA BITES.


-. Louis .fosl1roi:
One circumstance hollis IL level
And giveth Us much delight:
Though Ohio went o. the devil,
Iowa went all right.
Ohio saw the better past
And took il right away,
Saw her wrong, and renounced her crime
And elimbd to glory just in time.
That was Democratic virtue.
But in the game Of politics
\ shoul essayed another part,
', tried with broken sticks
To launch Il sianierer'S dart,
The shaft Tell short; such is the way,
With those who SANDER iIockadav.
That was radical vulture.
Kansas City Tins: New York wants
Cleopatrs'S needle, Chicago wants the Moi
lett register, 81. Louis wants to- see Miss
';'ene Field climb the golden stair, and Sc
,ialia wants 20 kill the zoobahop2er.
Kansas City wants Eone oi these things.
IL has an old enc horse SHAY.
with the H,zoo man when in Seisli,. and
his friends think that his drunk will lac
perpetual.
lie Didn't do anything III the sort. lie
slept with - but no matter. 10 i~n'r
.iquor which affects him however.
Marshall i."~."t: Lying j. now IN ac-
pliShment.'
81 We perceive.
\ young girl was hanging around the
Union depot all day yeSter'iay.-l:,zo".
Marshall ismocsrf: Pity the peer gill
had To- hang around it all day. Whore, q
, where was t;cDr.ia YATES?
';eorgia WIS hav;n. another girl hang
aroand him.
Enterprise N.ai'or: II i, believed ~
many that i!adc Brown mad,. hi escape
from this part al the country in female
garh.
That was girl done Crown.
St. Louis J,apK: Jennie june says that
Lydia Thompson Is 4 thoroughly practical!
conscientious mother. Nobody doubts it
not a soul, bu; who sre the father,
Well they are equally practical but noi
quite 81 conscientious.
Galway G,.stts: \ man wants to know
why widows marry after -uch short court
ship. We suppose it l. because her second
lame deems il his duty to begin where the
other fellow left of
Not n bi, OF il. Its because the time
wasted in ioolin' has To- be made IN after
ward.
\ Marshall butcher advertiSes ~ splen.
did line Of beeisteaks" This is the tender
loin OF merchandise.
Marshall Ho1.,$S: The B,Zoo claim.
that Sedalia has 1T last become 4 ''mora
and quiet town" 10 don't like a. b. force,
,o own up to such state Of facts, but We
presume facts are facts, whether the B,zoo
j. correct or not.
The item was written the morning after
the Marshall delegation had taken its de
parture. Then the last leaven OF unright
eousness had been removed from the city,
st. Louis JoulRd: The Fredericktowr
,JeGSrsoniaa Is significantly silent upon the
subject Of The recent Greenback Convention
in this city, and the gloom which seeEis Il
have settled down upon ii. Martin William
impels the dreadful suspicion that mayhaps
he too Is weaving the fragile rag-baby.
You can't expect body to be We,
nurse always. III. Martin has nursed the
rag-baby with grand female tenacity and
persistent tenderness of affection nc
"u,ller" can surpass. BIT the infant wa.
weakly from the first, by reason Of 4 tape
worm and has drained that heroic bosom
dry, without gaining strength and vigo..
Versailles Ga.one: Now what has the St
howl?
Without the privilege Of bowling the
.JomaaFs occupations gone.
Fulton Times: The youth OF this land
will go out after chestnuts in short time
and leave the seat Of their pants between
the jaws Of the farmers ball deg.
Do farmers bull dogs grow in trees in
tha; part Of the country?
Columbia .S,,f,ss.ma a hen crawled into
one oi the churches in Jefferson City. No.,
on late Sunday, and laid an egg in the
contribution box.
The sage hen Of the Columbia !Sai,Snma
is too wise chicken to he caught in snch
an enterprise As that.
Marshall Pog,sss: The BAzoo's Senator
will nave an Armstrong enough to draw
his salary, but
Yes Just so--the chat Is reserved for
those who don't like him.
The Cass County CorrieG has more
"hard cash" than any other paper in the
State.
The Journal Democrats cock wears a
remarkably faded look, and il minus a
considerable amount OF feathers, ewing, no
doubt, to its recent inexperience in the
judicial election. Nevertheless, il gets mp
Il pretty healthy crow Tor Ohio.
Who Got Thackeray's Money?
prom the Worester Swy.
heard the other day bit Of gossip
about Thackeray which has never, 80
far as know, been in print. Thack-
cray, not long before his death, told
an intimate literary friend that he had
almost made up the portion for his
two daughters which he wanted for
them-f1O.OO apiece-and that If