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The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1877-06-07

Let us advise you to avoid all boast
ings and exaggerations; backbitings,
abuse, and evil speaking; slang phrases
and oaths in conversation: depreciate no
mans qualities, and accept the hospital
tiles of the humblest kind in hearty
and appreciative manner; avoid giving
ofense, and, if ycu do offend, have the
manliness to apologize; infuse as much
elegance as possible into your thoughts
as well as into your actions; and, as you
avoid vulgarities, you will increase the
enjoyment of life and grow in the re-
spect Of others.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1877-06-07
/. CoSs4CK IND MS HORSE

[ was breakfasting i'll restaurant
when all on a sudden the door opened
with loud noise and Cossack rushed
in like hurricane. After promenading
noisily around the tables he pulled up
his horse before one of the guests, and
placed the animals nose on a plate of
green salad which had just been brought
out and which the horse ate with great
CELEBRITY Then man and horse departed
just as they came, without any person,
not even the proprietor of the establish
ment, saying a single word. Perhaps it
was because the Cossack held in his hand
the kinjat, whose strokes would cost him
nothing. Later on L spoke of this Incl
dent to the ald-de-camp of an ALBANIAN,
who simply laughed and said, "What
surprises me is that the Cossack did not
make his horse get up on table" See
ing that [ was astonished, he called a
Cossack who was waiting in. the yard.
The soldier came in on horseback with
out hesitating. The officer spoke but a
single word, and, in less time than it
takes me 60 write it, the Cossack made
his horse mount the billiard table [
insisted on no more, for this experience
was enough to edify me.-KischeneD
Cor. NeaU York Herald.
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JOSEPHS BROTHER.
BY BRET HARTE.

They didn't call him Tom, or Jack, or
Harry, but always spoke of him as "Jo-
seph's brother" And it was just as sin
gular that they didn't say ''Joe," in
stead of ''Joseph," when speaking of or
to the man.
The two had wagon in the band
dragging itself toward the Black Hills
day by day and mile by mile. They
messed by themselves, scarcely spoke to
each other, and their lives and their ac-
tions were sort of mystery t., the rest,
who were jolly set, drinking, carous-
ing, fighting, playing cards, and wish
ing for brush with the Indians. Some
said that Joseph was fugitive from JUS
tice, and that he wouldn't fraternize with
them for fear of betraying himself when
interrogated. Others thought he felt too
proud to mix with such society, and be-
tween the two theories he had nearly all
the men thinking i'll of him before the
wagon train was four days travel from
Cheyenne.
''He keeps his brother hidden away
in the wagon as if a little sunshine would
kill the boy" growled one of dozen
gold-hunters sitting around their camp
fire in the twilight
"Perhaps he thinks our language isn't
high-toned enough-blast his eyes - ex-
claimed another.
"Ain't we all bound to the same place
all sharing the same dangers-one as
good as another % demanded q broad
shouldered fellow from San Antonio.
eyes, yes T' they shouted.
"Then don't it look low-down mean
for this ere man Joseph to edge away
from us as if we were pizen2 If he's SO
mighty refined and high-toned, why
didn't he come out here in balloon2"
There was laugh from the circle, and
the Texan went on:
81 don't purtend to be an angel, but [
know manners as well as the next [ be
heve that man Joseph is a reg lar starch,
ready to wilt right down as soon as I pint
my finger at him, and I'm goin' over to
his wagon to pull his nose ~
That's the game, Jack Go in, old
fellow! 'Rab for the man from Texas p
yelled the gold-hunters as they sprung to
their feet.
"Come right along and see the fun, -
continued the Texan, as he led the way
toward Joseph's wagon.
The vehicle formed one in the circle,
and at small fire few feet from the
hind wheels sat Joseph and brother,
eating their frugal supper As the
crowd came near, the boy sprung up and
climbed into the covered wagon, while
Joseph slowly rose up. and looked at
them anxiously and inquiringly
'sSee here, Mr.. sJoseph what t's-your-
other-name! began the Texan, as he
halted before the lone man, "we have
come TO the conclusion that you and that
BOBBY brother O. yours don't like our
style. Are we kerect z"
81 have nothing against any of you, y
quietly replied Joseph. sThe journey
thus far has been very pleasant and
agreeable to u.s."
but you hang of-you don't speak
to us !" persisted Jack
Il am sorry if l have incurred any
mans ill-wiIl. 1 feel friendly toward
you ALL"
go, you do, Ell? sneered the Texan,
feeling that he was losing ground.
:" Well, it's my opinion that you are a
sneak y
Joseph's face TUNED white, and the
men saw dangerous CLEAN in his eyes.
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PODR GIRLS.

The poorest girls in the world are those
who have never been taught how to work.
There are thousands of them. They
have been taught to despise labor, and
depend upon others for living, and are
perfectly helpless. The most forlorn and
miserable woman on earth belongs to
this class It belongs to women to pro-
tect their daughters from this deplorable
condition. They do them great wrong
if they neglect it. Every daughter
should be taught to earn her own living.
The rich as well as the poor require this
treatment.
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fies, then sprinkle with sugar. then put
ON the upper half, crust down, spread
with butter, berries and sugar, and cover
all over with large pad, to steam and
soften while hot. Eat with cream.
MUFFINs Three pounds of flour, one
quarter pound of yeast powder, three
eggs, half pound of sugar, three ounces
of butter. Mix the powder dry in with
the flour; in another pan rub the sugar
and butter well together, then add the
eggs and beat to thin batter; then add
the fvs,r and wet with milk; beat thor
oughly; fill the rings and bake in a quick
oven. These mullins are good cold as
well as hot.
TO MAKE PAsTE.-A fine paste for
scrap-books can be made from alum
water and flour. A teaspoonful and a
half of pounded alum dissolved in
enough cold water to make q pint of
paste. Pour the water, when the alum
is all dissolved, on to enough -four to
thicken it as stiff as common paste,
bring it to a boil, stirring all the time,
and, when done, add few drops of the
oil of cloves.
VEAL LoAF.-NIince cold roast veal as
fine as possible, add one-fourth fat ham
chopped very fine, one cup grated bread
crumbs, one grated nutmeg, two beaten
eggs, little salt and Cayenne; mix
well, form in loaf, glaze over with eggs
and sprinkle with bread crumbs; bake
half an hour; serve with roast veal
gravy, heated, and thickened with a
beaten egg put in just before serving.
AsPARAeUs-Th fresher the better,
and all stalks not crisp and tender should
be thrown aside. Cut off the white
parts, tie the rest in punches and boil,
with little salt in the water. for almost
twenty minutes then take out and drain
q minute, lay in deep dish Oh slices
of buttered toast, the heads all one way,
covered with a rich drawn butter. Or
the stalks may be cut in inch pieces,
boiled tender; then seasoned and cooked
for a few minutes longer in thick
cream.
COFFEE CUsTARD. one quart OF
milk with five spoonfuls sugar. Add one
cup very strong hot coffee, four beaten
eggs, one half cup corn starch, rubbed
very smooth, in a little cold milk. Stir
well till smooth, put into cups, and when
cool ornament with the beaten whites,
just before serving. Another good
method is to crush the coffee grains
coarsely, and add one spoonful to the
boiling quart of milk; then proceed as
in an ordinary boiled custard, and, strain
into cups.
To DRY CHERRIES. cherries will
soon be here, those wishing to dry them
will doubtless be satisfied if they follow
this plan: Cherries intended to be dried
must first be stoned, then spread on fiat
dishes, and dried in the sun or warm
oven pour whatever juice may run from
them over them, little at time stir
them about, that they may dry evenly.
When perfectly dry, line boxes or jars
with white paper, and pack close in lay
ers. Strew little brown sugar and fold
the top OF the paper over them, and
keep in a dry, sweet place.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1877-06-07
A MEMpH1s Sunday-school teacher was

4 MEMPHIS Sunday school teacher was
undertaking to acquaint bright little
4-year-older with the mystery of her
creation. ''Who made you ?" ''Dod, :"
quickly replied the cherub. g What did
He make you out of?' continued the
teacher. - Yoses and vi'lets,' Hsped
the little sunbeam. The teacher said !:
Sc Oh no, little girl. He made you of
the dust of the earth" The innocent
meditated one moment, then looked up
and, shaking her finger impressively,
said: 81 des don't b'leve you, tause
when get in my baf-tub why don't I
tome to pieces den 2"
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1877-06-07

Much of the charity that begins ut
home is too feeble to get out of doors.
Why is a soldier like vine? Because
he is listed, trained, and forced to shoot
THE happy days at last have come,
The weather is getting warmer,
The Ulster now is laid aside,
And you yourself on the corner.
ALL other signs may fail; but when
you see woman with a straw hat on her
head, drop of whitewash on her nose,
and an expression of great executive
ability on her features, you may bet that
the season of ethereal mildness is at
hand.
The present elevated system of bon
nets has the great drawback that man
who sits behind one in the church thinks
he is hidden from the rest of the
congregation, and never puts anything
into the contribution box-NOr,Uich
Bulletin.
A MINISTER was telling a young girl
who was about to become a bride that
she must remember that the man
and wife are one. "Lord !" said she,
eff you were under my father and moth
ers window when they were quarreling,
you'd-think there were at least Dozen"
Up in GIen's Falls they are discussing
the question "In social gatherings,
what lntueement can be substituted for
dancing and card-playing 2" Why,
plenty Trot in half dozen absent
peoples regulations for instance, and
the evenings enjoyment will be simply
perfect.
An exchange says editorially: ga
woman is superior to man in all those
operations which bring the emotional
nature into play Any one who has
witnessed the operation of a flank attack
on an urchin by woman with slipper
will readily acknowledge the truth of the
observation.
The kind and gentle breeze that fans
our cheek, and moves the timid violet to
our notice, is the same power that lifts
the coat-tail of the youth of the land and
bctrays ight-colored patch set in the
seat of black pair of pants-a monu-
ment to remind us OF mothers love and
the hard times.
A LAWYER and a parscn were talking
about which way the wind was. The
former said, "We go by the Court
House vane" ''And we," replied the
parson, ego by the church vane. p"
"Well," said the lawyer, "in the mat
te1 of wind that is the best authority p
And the parson went home to cogi-
tate.
PEOPLE are never satisfied with things
as they are. Give them one and they
ask for two; give them two and they
wonder why you didn't give them three.
They are like the boy who thought he
could improve the Lords prayer by
making it read, "Give us this day our
daily bread-and butter, with a little
cake and some apples for dessert.
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FIRST BRIroN-" Hi suppose yo've
card the news from nauierica 2" Second
Br1ton-" HI cawn't say that Ii ave.
Hi don't take much hinterest in Hamer-
lean haffairs." f. B." Well, the
Hamericans, yotf know, ave 'ad what
they called a republic. Now the ole
thing is gone, hand they've put the Gov
eminent hunder a count. " S. B.
ss Him not hastonished at all. Hi knew
that blawsted country would soon be
haping hour hinstitutions,'
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GUSTAV FEHRS.

M ATCfMAKER AND JEWELER. OFFERS
w his services for repairing all kinds of Clocks
and Watches Has fine and well selected as
Sortment of the latest and best styles of Clocks,
American, English and Swiss Watches, as also
of Gold and Plated JoSvolTy, at his new Brick
store on Sth street, South side, door south of
hremers, Manitowoc.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1877-06-07
NUMBER 8.
70 A GORILLA IN Il MExAGERIE
BY F. W. CLARKE.
so mighty ape!
Half beast, half man.,
Thy rncouth shape

So mighty ape!
Half beast, half man,
Tiny uncouth shape
Botrsys plan
The gulf of Being at bound to span.
Thou art the link between ourselves aud trutes,
Lifting the lower to higher plane;
Ihy ifutnan face all cavilers refutes,
Who sneer at Darwin a dreamer vain
How camest thou beneath this canvas tent
Within this cage? behind these from bsrs
Thou, whose young days in tropic lands were
spent,
With strange companions, under foreign stars?
Art thou not lonely? what is life to thee
Thus 1newed In prison, innocent of crime,
Become spectacle for crowds to see,
and reckless boys to jeer at all the time?
Hast thou TO feelings such possess
Art thou devoid Of any sense of shame?
Rise up, o brother, and Thy wrongs redress;
Rise in thy might and be no longer t>rse ~
paused in my apostrophe; the animal arose;
He seized the bars that penned him in my blood in
terror froze;
He shook the cage from side to side the frightened
people fed;
Then in a tone of savage wrath the horrid monster
said:
20 I'm hired by the wake to the dhirty cray
thurs shkin;
1 come from Tipperary, and pe name is Micky
Flynn"
-Scrib1leT for June.
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F. RANSCH.

TEWELER AND PHOTOGRAPHER. ALL
- kinds of work in the line of my business
promptly attended to, and warranted to give
satisfaction. have just received Wing OrnS-
hey'S Multiplying CAMERA OBSCURA, with
which l can take small pictures of the finest or
der, for one dollar per dozen. Photographs taken
of all sizes. Albums and Frames constantly on
hand. York Street.
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A. 3. MELENDY,

DHOTOGRAPHER, EIGHTH ST, WHITES
L new block. Mantowoc Wis, is prepared to
take Photographs or Tintypes of every size and
i'll the latest style of the art All negatives re-
touched. Call and examine specimens and
prices. Copying and enlarging old pictures
speciality keep constantly hand large
assortment of frames for the trade.
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CHARLES HOYER.

MERCHANT TAILORING ESTABLISH
vi mcnt, Sth street, near south end of
Bridge. The tailoring department is complete
cloths and Gents furnishing goods constantly
on hand. Please call and examine before pur-
chasing elsewhere.
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MRS. e. KERN.

WORK STREET, MANITOwOC. WIS, DEAL
L er in Dry Goods, Groceries, Crockery, Fam
cy Goods, Glass ware, Boots and Shoes, Ready
made Clothing, Paper Hangings, Hats, Caps.
Toys, Children Carriages, Live Geese Feathers,
Bird Cages, Kerosene Oil and Lamps, &C., sc.
A share of public patronage is solicited.
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s. OKU, j. Okada and S. Hasegowa,
three japanese Commissioners travelling
in this country, have bought In the West
ana South quantities OF fine horses, cat
tie and sheep for expectation to Japan.
Mr.. Okada says that nearly all the young
japanese belonging to noble and rich
families, now, as a matter of course,
learn English, German and French.
Gov. HENDRICKS has lost S65, 900 in a
Western gold mine. and may be un-
der the necessity of sending more good
money after If.
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6. SANDERSON

MANUFACTURER AND DEALER IN
1tI Boots, Shoes, Leather, &C., &C. Shop on
Buffalo street, near the corner of Eighth. Re-
pairing neatly and promptly executed.
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DENTISTRY,

nR. A. ]. PATCHEN, DENTIST. OFFICE
L in Sherman's new building, on Sth Street
Manitowoc Wis.
~ Teeth extracted without pain
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FRED. SFFGFR

OFFERS TO HIS FRIENDS AND THE PUB
~ lie generally, a choice selection of Fresh
Hams, Shoulders, Sausages, Tallow and Lard at
the iawcst rates. Market on Commercial Street
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r. X. PAINE M. D..

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN, SURGEON
IL and Accoucher, late resident Physician at
the Hahnemann Hospital, Chicago, has perman-
tly located at Manitowoc. once in Plumb's
building, corner of Buffalo and Eighth Streets.
OFFICE HOURS stos A NJ
Diseases of the eye and ear treated.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1877-06-07

DHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, TENDERS
i his professional services to the people of the
City and County of Manitowoc. Office on York
street, between Eighth and Ninth, where night
calls will be attended to.
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PEICH-BLOSSOM.
BY BAYARD TAYLOR.

Nightly the hoar-frost freezes
The young grass of the field,
Nor yet bave blander breezes
The buds of the oak unsealed.
Not yet pours out the vine
His airy resinous wine;
But over the southern slope,
The wands of the peach-tree first
into rosy beauty burst;
A breath, and the sweet buds opei
day, and the orchards bare,
Like mails in haste to be fair.
Lightly themselves adorn
With scarf the spring at the door
Has sportively flung before,
Or a stranded cloud of the moonI
What spirit of Persia cometh
And saith to the buds, '' Unclose,n
Ere ever the first bee hummeth,
Or woodland wild-fower blows?
What prescient soul in the sod
Garlands each barren rod
With fringes of bloom that speak
OF the baby's tender breast,
And the boys pure lip impressed,
ana Ine plIh OF lQe 11alQen cQeeh
The swift, Keen Orient so
Prophesies as of old,
While the apples blood is cold,
Remembering the snow.
Afar, through the mellow hazes
Where the dreams of June are stayed,
The hills, in their vanishing mazes,
Garry the flush, and fade!
Southwark they fall, and reach
10 the bay and the ocean beach,
Where the soft, half-Syrian air
Blows from the Chesapeake's
Inlets, coves, and creeks
On the fields of Delaware
And the rosy lakes of flowers,
That here alone are ours,
Spread into seas that pour
Billow and spray of pink
Even to the blue waves brink,
All down the Eastern Shore,
What fool, to-day, would rather
In wintry memories dwell?
What miser reach to gather
The fruit these boughs foreten?
No, ol-the heart has room
For present joy alone,
Light shed and sweetness blown,
For odor and color and bloomi
AS the earth in the shining sky,
Our lives in their own bliss lie;
Whatever is taught or told,
However men moan and sigh,
Love never shall grow cold,
And Life shall never diei
Ha1ltic Monthly for June.
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NEW BARBER SHOP,

DIEGEL HERMANN, PROPRIETORS,
I'D Eight Street, near Commercial We cor
daily invite our friends and the public general
ly to give q call
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NJ SCHAUS, DEALER IN STOVES. TIN
| J.. and Hardware. Platt's Block, York Street.
Prices very low. Repairing promptly attended
to. Patronage solicited.
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A TTORNEYS AND COUNCILLORS AT LAW.
N Office over Platt'S store, corner of York
and Ninth streets. Collections promptly atten-
ded to.
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III. G.. & W. J. TURNER,
WHITE 81 FORREST.

4 TTORNEYS At LAW, OFFICE ON STH
IA Street, South side, over Kehlers store, Man
itowoc, Wisconsin.
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H. COAKLEY. M. d.

A TTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW.
IA Office, corner of 9th and Quay streets
Manitowoc Wisconsin,
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JOB PRINTING.

THE TRIBUNE Office is the only one in the CITY
run by steam power, and has the largest and
best appointed Job Printing Department. Par
ticuiar attention paid to orders for fine work.
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CHAS- KARNOESKY

THE OLD ORIGINAL BARBER AND HAIR
i dresser, Manitowoc, Wis. Corner Eighth
hand a well assorted stock of Neck-ties Collars
Hair-oils and Perfumery.
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G. E. ESTABROOK,
NASH 81 SCHMIT,

A TTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW.
IA Office, corner Eighth and Quay Streets
South Side, near the Post Office.
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FRANZ & TREAT,
NEW HARDWARE STORE

II Aw AND ABSTRACT OFFICE, FRANZ
L j Block, South Eighth street, Manitowoc,
Wis. Collections promptly attended to.
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J. ID. MARKHAM

A TTORNEYS AT LAW. OFFICE ON STH
n street, South side, opposite Schuette's Store
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PASSAGE TICKET

PASSAGE TICKET
per Sail Steam from and any Port in Europe at
Neto York rates.
Will purchase UNITED STATES BONDS and keep
constantly hand aud for sale at market rates. full
supply of all descriptions
Will convert United States 7-30 Notes into $50
Bonds, and cash Interest Coupons FREE OF
CH1RGE.
Will collect BOUNTIES, PENSIONS and other
claims against the u s. Government.
Will purchase GOLD SILVER and UNCURRENT
MONEY at highest market rates.
Will receive deposits and allow interest by special
agreement.
C.C.BARNEs, President.
CHASs LULING, Cashier.
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PLEAS-4NTRIES.

MUeH of the charity that begins at
home is too feeble to get out of doors.
Why is soldier like vine? Because
he is listed, trained, and forced to shoot
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