The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-07-12

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There are ae wo1nsa abused ~
mach s. metbcrs alas. snd none aho
seem io siasd il 70 eel
Tho e9papes q The proprietor Of
sbe Grand Uniaa Hotel 10 ereladiug
gswh 4 osrtalsly iaJew -dicioes.
cosuibatof Why have you got
asettta ny last srtIele' Was ], too
lqag Fditor No. :, was TOO mar
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s couple W iowa who haze seseo
cgldreh have called the last one Iheo
phlas, Which ]. theophiust name 10
lbs iamiiI.
A Se~ BEDFORD lady. who Gid not
want 10 ase slang recently inquired Of
et0pkeeper tbs price d burst Of
6eD GRAFT
"A young pAFisian lady has written
charming lit,le novel called. "The
Confession Of a First Kiss To most
readers the plot viii prove a "0nce'l.
dld Uhe
A naturalist claims to have dis
covered that crows. when in hocks,
have regularly otgAuized courts, IN
which they cit and try ofenders--a
sort 81 crow bar, so To speak.
'Johp. asked a doctor Of the
apothccary's boy. did Mrs. Green get
the medicine | ordered n II guess
so.s~phcd the boy, "tor saw Grape
% The door knob this morning.
The Philadelphia papers are adyo.
eating the introduction Of ''the needle
ia public schools. Sew pressing the
needle grows that the agitation will be.
gin 10 assume threatening proportions.
~ Try to preach The milk OF the
word. replied a city clergyman to a
parishioner who demonstrated that bis
sermons were too long, Yes re.
marked the other, 'bal abound here
what we want ia condensed milk.
A scientific exchange says that the
large red acts occasionally indulge in
pitched battles. with thousands en-
gagged on each side, and that the vic
tors dovour the bodies Of their foes.
This Is new. phase Of tho battle OF
snt eat EN-.
"A correspondent writes to ask why
newly married men are called Bene-
diets. The reason, we believe, is that
Ii entering on their new style of life
they are supposed to give up all the
bad bachelor habits to which they have
benedictcd.
Here is bit OF fashionable inteli.
gence from The Kansas city Times I:
"lhe daughter Of Mr. Prodigy, Of 10Th
street, has returned TO her fathers house
from visit east, and oh how many
fond and foolish boys rejoice over that
Proldv gals return He
"A Chicago lady, whose colo,ed
coaehman is a curious specimen Of his
race. lately Observed to some friends
that at times "the man was a perfect
enigma, aud an hands were not little
dambfounded to hear the lady's youth.
tnl son break out with the exclama.
ton why. Of course. he's a.nig. ma
just see how black he is r.
"A man on West Hill has brought
peace into bis family circle forever,
Last week he moved into a new house
containing a bay.window and twenty.
three closets, and no bought his wife
nine miles Of clothes line, cord OF
cloihes line props and l2l doz. clothes.
pias And the angels just come down
aud sii around on the side fence ami
envy that womans perfect happiness
Are there any woods about herey"
asked the seeker for summer board Of
the proprietor of"a country house, de-
lightIulIy situated. ten minutes walk
from the depot large barn horses aud
carriage can be had on reasonable
terms; plenty Of milk. eggs, etc. "
WAL. yes. There's jim Wood, he's
postmaster, aud keeps the West Indy
goods store; Slab Woods, the black
smith, az Thomas Benton Wood. he
farms !. up ID the corners. Be you re-
lated % the Woods y
lie sat alone 10 her fathers par
lof waiting ier the fair ones appear,
aAce. tbs other evening, when hcr little
l,tolhstcame cautiously into the room,
aud gliding Up to the young man d side,
held out handful Of something, and
aaxiously inquired. Il say. mister
what 7 them r. Those, I" replied the
yopag man, solemnly, those are
beans. Tkcfe z sboated fhc boy,
farming to his sister who was just com,
ing ia the door. II knew you lied you
sid be didnt know beans. and be does
too" The young mans stay was mol