The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-12-31
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Tho following Americans nave registered at the
HERALD Bureau In Pars:-
l. Z. Kellogg. New York, Grand Hotel
Alexander Nico!l, Now York, Hotel Albc.
r. D. Patterson, Brooklyn, Grand Hotel.
b. N. Farren, Massachusetts, Hotel Chatham.
f. w. S,oughton, United States Minister to Russia.
Edwards Pierrepont, ex-United States Minister to
England.
james ~ scoaeld, Massachusetts,, No. Rue de Ia
Renaissance
r. Cornell White wife, Nelly White and Mary Lati.
mer, Brooklyn, Hotel Jardin.
In recognition of the great victory at Plevna Gen.
eral Todleben, 10 whom must be ascribed tho honor
of the day. has been decorated with the second class
Count.
Many izzle makes mizzle
Haven't you failed this morning2
A green Now Years makes a fat minco pie.
The dollars OF our daddes were worn out
Never trife with the affections Of a fetlock
Benjamin, II takes o brick to throw brick.
It Is thought that David Davis viii return 10 the
United States.
Charles Francis Adams should rise aud make the
weather cold.
On New Years Day every boy with nsh horn is
his own tutor.
owen Murphy was plumber who made q plumb
limo lOr Canaua.
Whom you throw carrot at cat take the carrot by
the republican end
Extremes meet. member of tho Goldfish aristoc.
II VIC could run telephone high enough vc might
hear the angels sing.
"Most mikmen are Baptsts. "-P I. ssAnd most
hackmcn Mcn.o'-nghts Philadelphia Bulletin.
New Orleans Picavune:-"Between brass band
leader and his mon there Is nothing but word and .
blow"
The Ohio organ asks "Are a nation p" Yes you
were last evening; but what do you feel like this
morningq
While osman Pacha took General Joe Johnston Tor
his military model, some of his soldiers took Henry
Clay Dean.
Plum cake is now being baked for New Yoar's Day
We Wish that temperance men would no. eat SO much
plum cake.
Worcester Press.-"Brigadier &c neral Whiskeycock.
tailski will be temporarily superseded by General
SwcaroE"
General Butler says that no good military man
as soon as he left That was when you were
a little Todiebcn.
Tennessee exchange says that the republican mule
kicks oil ms legs ut This, OF course Is tour.
gone conclusion
II will DO noticed, perhaps long since has been no.
tced, that Mondays paragraphs have softencd Sun
day flavor about them.
Mr.. Moody, who was announced TO preach four
times yesterday, in Providence, r. H. was unable 70
attend either service account OF illness.
Jones said right out and out the other evening rs
no raised his fifteenth toward tho chandelier
rhcre's nope lace IL koma" He vas pIAccd IN cell
No. 10.
said Smith to his bookkeeper, "Has the new drum
MGR got as much brass the old one!" "Oh, yes air.
he's OF the real old fashioned Of our
daddiea"
II puzzled little sixtythird street boy the other
day TO drive HIS goat Ho did not know whether TO
say, 5000, haw, /" "Get up'' or .Shoon So he COM
promised and said. '.Nanny, 60 t."
Mrs. zafordackefty is the name OF q woman who
has been arrested In Philadelphia. Tho Russian and
Polish influence seems to BIO spreading through the
land Is this the original Sarah Dougherty?
A New Jersey husband yesterday put a last WIN
tors coat aud proudly said " his wife, "3wcety what
do you thinks The buttons won't come together.''
s.Ycs," said Swecty, "you have begun to boat"
| Boston bulletin -
Ooh dear Mistress Sherman, pm sorry 70 hear
ma'am,
| That dancing don't pIszo 70 al ell an at all;
round dances,
| To the hitting Of pipes at Branigan's ball.
But here's all the fair onss an say thas these quare
onos.
viii coms whin iAsy bloom IKE yorssls-en shs
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