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The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

Dyspepsia is the most perplexing Of all hui
man ailments. Its symptoms are almost IN
finite in their variety, ana the forlorn and de-
spondent victims of the disease often fancy
themselves the prey in turn Of every known
malady. This is due, in part, to the close
sympathy which exists between the stomach
and the brain, and in part also to the fact that
any disturbance Of the digestive function
necessarily disorders the liver, the bowels and
the nervous system, and effects to some e&-
tent, the quality Of the blood.
+. +. Kunkel's Bitter Wine OF Iron a sure
cure. This is not a new preparation to be
tried and found wanting it has been pre-
scribed daily for many years in the practice Of
eminent physicians with unparalleled success (;
it il not expected TO cure all the diseases to
which the human family is subject, but is war
ranted TO cure Dyspepsia in its most obstinate
form. Kunkel's Bitter Wine Of Iron never
fails to cure. Symptoms Of Dyspepsia are loss
Of appetite, wind and rising Of the food, dry
ness of the mouth, heartburn, distention Of
the stomach and bowels, constipation, head
ache, dizziness, sleeplessness and low spirits.
Try the great remedy and be convinced OF its
merits. Get the genuine. Take only KuDkeTs,
which is put only In 81 bottles. Depot 259
North Ninth st Philadelphia, Advice by
mail free, by sending 8 cent stamp. Try one
bottle OF Kunkel's Iron and be convinced OF
It's merits. Sold by druggists and storekeepers
everywhere.
Worms. Worms. Worms
Removed alive. Tape Worm removed alive
in from two to three hours, will vegetable me-
dicine. Head aud all passing from the system
alive. No fee till head passes. The Doctor
never fails to remove Tape, Seat, Pin and
Stomach Worms. Ask your druggist for a
bottle Of Kunkel's Worm Syrup. Price, 81 per
bottle. II never fails, or send TO DR.. Kunkel,
1853 North Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa, for
circular with full instructions, by enclosing 3
cent stamp for return Of same. Kunkel's Worm
Syrup il used for children or adults with per-
feet safety. as IL is vegetable. Buy 1t, and
try it.
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EXTRACT.
PONDS EXTRACT.
The Peoples Remedy.
The Universal Pain Extractor,
Note; Ask for Ponds Extract.
Take no other.
"Hsar, for i will speak Of excellent
things"

Clear, for i will speak Of excellent
things"
PONDS ExTRACT-The great Vegetable
Pair Destroyer. Has been In use over
thirty years, and for cleanliness and
prompt curative virtues cannot be eIcelled.
CHILDREN. No family can GnOrd 70 be
without POud' Extract. Accidents,
Bruises, Commissions, Cuts, bprains,
are relieved Utmost instantly by external
application. Promptly relieves pains OF
Burns, 6caldG, Excavations, Cha
f1nEs, Old Sores, BO1ls, f%elons,
COrns, etc. Arrests Inflammation, reduces
swelings' stops bleeding removes discoior-
LADIES md II their best friend. II AssuAges
the pains 70 which they are peculiarly
substantially fullness and pressure IN
the head. nausea, vertigo, &C. II promptly
ameliorates and permanently heals all kinds
OF tnnhmmatfOnB and u~lcerations.
HEMOkRHOIDS or PILES md In this
the only immediate relief and ultimate cure.
No case. however chronic or obstinate can
long resist Its regular use.
vARICUSE VEINS. IL Ia the only sure cure.
KIDNEY DISEASES. II has no equal for
permanent cue.
specific. II has saved hundreds OF lives
WheH AL other remedies Jailed 70 arrest
bleeding from nose, stomach, lungs,
and elsewhere.
Rheumatism are all alike relieved, and
often permanently cured.
PHYSICIANS OF all schools who are &C
quainted with POnd's Extract of witch
Hazel recommend II In their practice. We
have letters OF commentator from hundreds
OF Physicians, many OF whom order II for
use In their own practice. In addition 70 the
foregoing, they order It's use for dwellings
OF all kinds. Quinsy, Sore Throat, lns
famed TOnstis, simple and chronic
DiarFhOea, Catarrh qor which II Is a
pecyfe), Ch~tIbIains, Frosted Feet,
Btings OF Insects, M~uHquitoeB,
Chapped HANDS, Face, and indeed all
MANNER OF skin diseases.
TOILET USE. Removes Soreness,
ROughness and Smartingi heals Cuts,
ErupItOns ana PlDlples. IL F%eUipeS, in
vi0ordtGS and rStrsShsS, While wonderfully i'm
proving the Complexion.
TO FARMERS Ponds Extract. No
Stock Breeder, no Livery Man can AFFORD TO
be without IL. II is used by all the leading
Livery Stables, Street Railroads and FIRST
Horsemen In New York City. IL has no equal
for Sprains, Harness or Saddle Chaings,
Stiffness, Scratches, Sweliings, cuts, LaceTa-
tons, Bleedings, Pneumonia, Collie, DlaT-
rh9a, Chills, Colds &C. Its range Of action
is wide, and the relief IL affords Is 80 prompt
that It Is invaluable in every Farm-yard as
well as In every Farmhouse. Let II be uled
once, and you will never be without II.
CA UTION Ponds Extract has been i'm
ltated. The genuine article has the words
Ponds Extract blown In eacn bottle. 1t
is prepared by the only persons living
who ever knew how TO prepare IL properly.
Refuse all other preparations Of Witch Hazel
HI is the only article used by Physicians,
and in the hospitals OF this country and
RISTORY and Uses OF Ponds Extract,
in pamphlet form, sent free op application 10
PONDS EXTRACT COMPANY, 80
Maiden Lane, New York
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From the ScLuyDiH RepuJtioaH, Minersyille, schuyl
kill County, Pa, April q, 1877.
Silver Plated Ware,

We have received from the National Silver
Plating Company, Philadelphia, a half a dozen
Of their teaspoons, advertised elsewhere in
this paper, and after subiecting them TO Be-
we're test are satisfied that they are even bet
ter than the solid silver, since they are stronger
and brighter-while the size and pattern are
most desirable. We have an arrangement
with the company by which the subscribers
and readers of the REPUBLICAN can get a half
a dozen of these spoons with their initials en-
graved on each piece for the nominal price Of
seventy-ive cents. All letters ordering silver
ware must be sent direct TO the Silver Plating
Company, Philadelphia, and no time should be
spared in ordering, as our arrangement will
only last ninety days. We have a sample Of
the spoons in our possession, which we shall
be happy to show to all desiring to avail them
selves of this splendid opportunity. There is
no humbug in the matter, as you will learn.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

CULTIVATION OF PEAS FOR FAMILY
UsE.-We take the following extract
from the report of the Maine State
Pathological Society, and the method
recommended seems a good n for
suburban gardens: Dig trenches in a
warm, sheltered location, o o after the
frost leaves the ground, about n and
a half feet wide and three feet apart;
fill the bottom with old compost and
cover the manure with loan, upon
which SOW the peas very thick and
cover them six inches deep. After the
first wedding insert in the ground a row
of sticks on each side of the trenches or
rows, so that the tops Of the sticks shall
be at least five feet above the surface of
the ground. The advantages of this
mode of cultivation are, that this vege-
table comes up strong and vigorous, is
not preyed upon by fowls and pigeons,
is not so easily pulled up, is not so much
affected by the drought of summer, is
more prolific and furnishes peas for a
longer season, OF about three weeks.
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"The Bows In Blue"

This il the name Of a bright s page monthly
paper published at the National Capitol anC
devoted 70 pensions, bounties, claims, patent
and the army and navy. II is published b!
Nathan w. Fitzgerald, at the remarkably low
price Of twenty-five cents per annum. The
general reading matter ia most excellent, anC
the department devoted especially TO the in.
terest OF soldiers and their representatives il
very valuable. We advise every ex-soldier Il
send twenty-five cents to Nathan w. Fitzger
aid, Washington, d. c., and receive The BOYS II
BLgE for one year. Storm Lake Pilot Qowa.
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HUMOROUS.

FACING DEATH. - Brother Gardner
was yesterday whitewashing the back
end Of the oil house on CathaTine street,
when the staging gave way and he had
a fall OF about fifteen feet. He was
senseless when picked up, but a man
poured about a gallon of water down
his back and brought him to. Mr..
Gardner then explained matters to the
reporters:
"Waal, / was up da, an dar was de
house an dar was de scaffold, an dar
we all a / was Jess DRAWN dat
brush aroun' to kill when / felt a gone
ness. Seemed | was prancin' aroun'
on de air wild no chance to dig In my
toes"
"Why didn't you fall at once and
have the affair off your mindp" asked a
policeman.
''why didn't l fallS Why, sab, l was
falling all de time. 1 went down bout
fifty feet head fust, an den | changed
an went sideways, an den | struck on
one foot and boat ears. All dis time |
was doin' some powerful thinkin', |
was"
"Did you think of oysters fried with
crumbsY" asked a reporter.
"Doan't be talkin' dat way, boy. /
'membered all my bad deeds when l
was gwlne down, an | called out dat |
would lib a better life If de shock didn't
kill me-"
In the group was a colored man
whose face frightened at these words,
and he softly asked:
"Brudder Gardner, doan't you mem
Der de two dollars you borrowed o.
meY"
81 do"
"Den pay THAN 1t over. De shock
did MT kin you, and o begin on dat
better life."
"Brudder Jones'" solemnly replied
Gardner, ''de shock didn't kill me dead
but befo' l pays out my money rs
gwine to await de result o. my nervous
system. l pears to be all right, but
possumly | may be fatally injured in
some of de corners and not know 1t TO-
a month. G'lang, Brudder Jones, an
doan't rob de cradle an de grave"
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

WINE JELLY.-TwO pounds white
sugar; one pint Sherry wine; one pint
cold water; M package of Cox's gela-
tine; juice of two lemons, and grated
rind Of one; equart of boiling water;
n good pinch of cinnamon. Soak the
gelatine in the cold water one hour /;
add to this the sugar, lemons, and Gin
namon; pour owe all a quart of boiling
water, and stir until the gelatine is
thoroughly dissolved. Put in the wine;
strain through a double flannel bag
without squeezing; wet your molds
with cold water, and set the jelly away
In them to cool.
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neutrality-suspicious. or, as
the Yankees call it, pennsylvania
apple-sass." Take three gallons of
cider, five pounds of white sugar; one
bushel and a half of apples. First boil
and skim your cider, Let it boil half
an hour. Stew your apples in a portion
of your cider. When your sauce is thick
and glossy add the cider and sugar.
Season with cloves, etc.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

Bring distinctly before your own
mind the well-knOwn fact that children
delight as much in exercising their
minds as their limbs, provided only that
which Is presented 10 them be suited
TO their capacities, and adapted TO their
strength.
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Mothers, mothers, Mothers.

Don't fail to procure MRS. WINSLnW'S
SOOTHING SYRUP for all diseases Of teeth
ing in children. 1t relieves the child from
pain, cures wind colo, regulates the bowels,
and by giving relief and health to the child,
gives rest to the mother.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

A MISS OF seventeen summers has
concluded to marry a big man for her
first husband, and a little one for the
second, so that she can cut the clothes
of the first down, and make them over
for his successor. Thus the hard times
force home lessons of rigid economy
and practical sense upon tender child
hood.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

PATESTa-References, terms, and all neces-
sary information furnished by Worth Osgood,
Qate Principal Examiner L.. S. Patent Ofice)
Atty and Solicitor Of American and Foreign
Patents, Washington, d. c. Correspondence
invited.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

"MAY they always live in peace and
harmony" was the way in which an
editor, wound up a notice of the mar
riage of a couple of friends; and it
came out in his paper the next morn
ing: "May they always live on peas
and hominy,"
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21
Rheumatism Quickly Cured.

'Durang's Rheumatic Remedy" the great
Internal Medicine, viii! positively cure any case
OF rheumatism on the face of the earth. Price
81 a bottle, six bottles, S.. Sold by all Drug
gists. Send for circular to Helphenstine d
Bentley, Druggists, Washington, D. G.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

"LET US discuss" says the Woman'S
Journal, ''the question why a woman
can pin on a mans collar the first time
trying, when the very same pin, if
engineered by a man, would double up
and run backward to stick in his
thumb"
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

CRAZY BIsCUIT.-Three pints of milk,
five teacupfuls of yeast, one teaspoon
full of salt; boil the milk, and then cool,
stir in flour, making it a little thicker
than pancake batter; add the salt, and
when lukewarm put in the yeast. In
the morning, add one egg, half cup
sugar, n %teaspoOnful saleratus, mix,
and let stand to rise; when light, make
into biscuits; let rise again, and bake
in a medium oven.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

"SHE may be a very good woman
gasped Tomson, his breath almost
chOked off by the tightness of his new
shirt, while the wrists were so loose
that they seemed not to be buttoned at
all; "she may be a very good woman,
but she don't understand the practical
application of typographical engineer
ing to a fine shirt"
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To DRESS FISH A SECOND TIME.-To a
small quantity of fish taken from the
bones, add four tablespoonfuls of bread
crumbs, two eggs, two ounces of butter,
a little essence of anchovy, and n little
pepper and salt. Mix these all well
together; then steam it until well
heated through.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

"THE Prussians attacked Nancy yes
terday," said a young mar to his grand
mother. "Well, WE'LL" said the old
lady, wiping her spectacles, 81 didn't
think they'd be mean enough to strike
a WOman.D
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

A BOY READ that 'the good die
young" and is now going to be bad fol
self-protection.
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SAID a faded belle to a fresh young
rival "You are having great triumph
tonight. l wonder what your enemies
will say howl" 81 was just going to
ask you" was the keen retort.
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CELERY is good for the nerves-bu.
these times salary is better.
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The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

WHY are country girls cheeks like
well-printed cottonP Because the are
warranted to wash and keep their
color"
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WHAT is that by losing an eye ha
nothing but a nose left?--A noise.
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ErysipeIas.
VEGETINE has never failed to cure the most
inveterate cases OF Eryslpelas.
PimpIes and Humors on the
Face.

Reason should teach us that q blotchy, rough
or pimpled skin depends entirely upon an inter-
mai cause, and no outward application can ever
DurI1er.
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q SHOULD have no objection said a
henpecked husband, ito my wife's hav.
ing the last word, if l could only be as
sured that it would be the last
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t

The Alchemy of Light.-The remarka-
Bile qualities of blue glass have, like all
great innovations from time immemo-
rial, been treated with ridicule by many
persons. Itcannot but be conceded, how
ever, by the most inveterate old fOgy
that it is no more surprising that cOlored
glass should have peculiar effects OH the
human system than that q few lenses
should bring clear to the eye celestial
worlds millions of miles away. The
little speCtroscOpe Identifies the ele-
ments of the solar system with a faith
fulness that few car now dispute, tell
ing us Of the carbon, sulphur, phos-
phOrus, oxygen, hydrogen, &c. Will
any one be startled If it be shown that
the blue color of the sky, so permanent
and all-yervading, and yet so varying
In intensity, according to season and
latitude, must have some abiding rela-
ton and intimate connection with the
living organisms of this planet 7 Sir
Isaac Newton, by the prism, found
seven rays in the white light, but later
scientists have resolved them into three
primary rays-red for heat, yellow for
Illuminating, and blue for stimulating
vegetable life. Life, animal and vege-
table, 1t has been clearly defined, owes
its existence in the main to electricity,
which is one explanation why certain
soils are %unprolific. California, the land
of electric atmospheres, earthquakes
and blue sky, produces gigantic trees
and extraordinary vegetable growth.
The people of new and electric coun-
tries and sunny lands aretall in stature,
whereas, under dreary skies they are
stuntcd. If electricity makes the au-
rOra, why may it not be related to the
blue empyrean ? Every one has noticed
that the electric spark in atmospheric
air is true blue. The green foliage of
vegetation is thought by many to be
the union of the blue ray with the yell
low of the earth. From all of which it
may be inferred that blue light may be
studied with advantage Baltimore
american.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

vEGETINE does not act as a cathartlc to deblli-
tate the bowels, but cleanses all the organs, en-
abling each TO perform the functions deyolving
upon them.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-06-21

A COOL SUBSTITUTE for potatoes is
hasty.pudding of "mush" fried after
the meat. Make the pudding and let it
stand until cold, cut in slices and fry a
nice brown,
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AT WHAT time was Adam bOrnP JUS
before Eve.
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Boring for Coal IN Svitserldnd.-A
remarkable example of, rapidity in
deep boring has recently been fur
nished by the first bore hole put down
by q company formed to search for
coal in Switzerland. A depth of 1892
feet was reached in two months, in
Guiding the reboring of the upper $40
feet from "a inches to Z inches in di-
ameter. The work was done, includ.
ing all delays, at a rate of over 1000
feet per month, the highest speed be-
ing nearly n feet in "a hours. The re-
suits obtained were negative, the sec
ton showing about 1900 feet of Per-
milan strain resting upon old crystal
line rocks; but the trial Is only the first
of q series.
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Piles.
Dyspepsia.

VEGETISE has restored thousands TO health
who have been long and painful sufferers.
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California.

HUSH MoNEY-The price of a family
cradle.
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Constipation.

For this complaint the only substantial bene'
fit can be obtained through the blood. VEGR'
TINE is the great blood purifier.
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LIFE AND HEALTH WITHOUT DRUGS

UpNuI0NO- NO matter how slightly disabled.
IlNDlUND Increases now paid. Advice and circu-
lar free 7. %McmICHAEL, Atty 7O7 SAMSON ST.
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Tumors, Ulcers or Old Sores
Catarrh.

Are caused by an Impure state OF the blood.
Cleanse the blood thoroughly with VEGETINB,
and these complaints Will disappear.
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Falntness at the Stomach.

II vEGETINE Is taken regularly, according to
directions, a certain and speedy cure Will follow
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letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, &c, will ce
talnly yield TO the great Alternative effects
VEGETINE.
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Salt Rheum.

The VEGETINE meets with wonderful succ
In the cure OF this class OF diseases.