The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1877-12-22


4 Korncrs nv the Kownties In the naborhood OF
.ParS spring I. Q. Mount Windy-Dec isih
Misinr Ellturs Yer hey not heern frou, us f,,r
kOnsidemhle lme--in fac we had k0nkludld not 10
ryte rny moar fur loer that we wood not DO nlisun-
dersio5d. but-as Konduktor burton wood say--ari.
Ter reeds IN yer lass issao makin kordial kali on
yer local correspondents u sit up revival Ia the
terms line, We kant help trien 10 compli with ser
ree1in-able rickweSt Yer kno We air not smart
ryters kant deel IN hi futin langwldge-bna iell
aplanc unvarrshOd tdA Butt suns We air cmsquccyed
Win ,s i5oo,n Nv ens Mys exe1m mat hs pen
fully take the benefit Of yer colyuns ~ give the
wurd Of outside Barbayryans sum Of the duins In the
cTliti prlaeipas for the Bootyful kowntie witch was
Manned arncf the Gran Daddy NV our Gunner who
now sOts and mods in A-napy-lls.
Now, misstur Editnrs, we don't want ter tFapeze
on ter two much NV yer TYNE fur tyne Is munnie-an
they sa munnie makes the mair go-buu we think
the want Nv Il has maid ineny man go-to plowin
holm diggin rakin, let seta'ra ta-that otherwise,
wood not hit lik. Butt We no yer tyne spase Is
chsr chan You % cents line fur this kommunita ton
will malk L as short a. the emportant natnr OF the
subjec will purmit II ma not be miss TO refur 10
the ary sediment Nv the korners. The oldest in
habytant tells US that It wus fust SETTLED by John
Par whose bones now lie somewhere in the bound
NV the Kornen. This man Par was also said 10 be
the founder OF Par's Rege--(you air all famyliar
with the Regel don't rise eny questient 70 the
settilment part Of the tail-but now old John kud
heye ioundd this mense back bone ofarth isa miss
terry and kalls for moar lathc than We kan gather
up We kan immajnn that the old gintilmau kud
s 9y y ~ s bs M b Hu WHICH MIN Hre ny 1s
TO his memorable name, or We myie sposn he imbih
ed tn freelie uy the water from the great spring
which is the beginnin of the korners This Is not
onreexin.able fur the old gentleman had clymnodthe
hills wurked his wey thru the bushes and reached
the spot were
Natures pure beverage
spmng from the virgin rocks
and hein oncommunly thursty--t0ok his lealhercup
told John alen carried a leather cup In his side
pocket not on that side whar kowyaIds karry their
pistols nOw-a-daysl and filled IL with warier puir
warter ffom this sellebrated spring-he then fer in
the large pocket OF his barskn k0at fur his lether
nask-,he karried leather bekause they wood not
buike-and up tn the time Of his settlement at
this spring allen carried King Whisky in the flask
and was gwine 20 put In abowt ~ drops or moar-
when suddinly 4 fortunately he rekoected that the
laws Of the Needs & prHssdRs did not allow the
of III or red eye In the naborhoOd Nv the Kornuns
The konsequence was that he drank tn much pulr
water aud not being used 10 Il produced q dySeaso
nOwn as water founder. We mead not siait that all
who heetd Of the effect OF this Ridge water on the
10 put the ~ drops tharabouts in thern to kepe DIN
the ailment but that was strycty pryyale arrange
meni inr no man 70 thls Gay = allowed 20 pnPhekiy
put In his y drops or moar. in koarse we do Knot
refur 10 & Coay. We all sneok In cider occafSiout
ally but In homeopathic doses. Misstur EdituE don
miss-understand me we are dcsididly In iavo'ofthe
water treatment even with the resk OF waia ionn-
der IL did not Kill old Mr. PRrr & wont Kill Us, but
ALAS TINS thing OF sueakln IN the red,eye all con
bowels of the arth has ruined meny lAniks, & de-
strOyed sum OF the brest ntelects. The tioo tradi
klOfNl Mkkuuutu now old man fuf really iouAh
cred is In this wyse. When like Abram Of old, he |
had gotten together mulch cattle many helper
aud said cattle browsed over this entire region where
Long korner. Rdgeyille, MI Airy, NatenVlie /
Graeeyie, Lisbon, Harrisville, sc. &c. nlw are To-
eated-it came 10 pas that sum enterprisng scions |
of Plymonth Rock passed thru this region land we |
eharilably suppose being pinched by the inner |
man shot one NV Pars Buliock,--it was but few |
mome,s work 70 Suspend Z on pole under e broad
fully spred on the groun-a fire was soon made, and
the best pieces OF steak were soon cut out lad on
the live koas 70 boil The leader NV the part! had
about gallon Of ned eye which he said III. farther
had brought with him from the Mother kountry. |
when the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock. This /
wus konsidered very puir & strong Those men eat
stake Graham bread & drank the red eye Until the
heavy meal the potent draps kArried them all
safely IN Mr.. Morpheus arm 4 tina slept solndy-
lying down the hide which was spread om on the /
gronn. One Of old Mr.. Par's men soon reported 10
him that he bad heerd the report OF gun and Par
4 his henchmn soon started on 4 scout 10 find out
the intruders Par mounted on an old gray mnir--
the same one that was used when II was decided
the gray MAR was the best horse) Aiter several
hours search found the ntrudersieat as before de-
scrbed, The beef that was lcf hanging on the pole
under the tree, and the yankees fast asleep on the
hides. Par ordered his men 10 take down the Bull
lock which they did and karried II TO safe distance
than says Par we must have the hide. but how,
that was the questn Rich in expedients he rode his
old gray mair close up tothe hide, dismounted, took
rope tied the tall Of the hide firmly to that of the
MAR. He then mounted, and spurred his noble steed
SnmnS M NV sn eS Sm h o the
groun like 50 many fish out OF water. Old narr 4
comrades made a feast out of what was left-tthere
was no red eye len for no son of Plymouth Rock
ever did such thingt-the consequence was that
in vulgar perlanoe they foundered or gOrged them
self on beef This Is the true history not OF how
John Par founded, but how he got foundered on the
Ridge
Nj. EdIturs every tail shud hRv is lnoril. There
Is hide spread out here in the Koruen, II fvers
parts OF KARL mungumry, frederick & howard kown-
tees, the latter fOrmn the tale. The sOyergns VIII
meet at NJ Windy the I'D inst TO hitch on 10 the
al Of the old Gray mair-i konstitutionl but ieer
howard is TO short 10 find fasienin r00mand We will
hev 20 BE- kontented fur let those Plymouth Rockers
drink eat sleep be merry at our eXpence Without
corresponding understanding on our hide-we
not having klean konstitutual gTuunS enuf for q
new kowntie, without howard could enlarge his
lorequarters by addin couple Of districts from
BALTIC Kownty. Ef you want 10 larn anything more
bout the old setlen please send on yFl0c perine and
We air 1t you servie. sined Sealed & delivered by
The next oldest INHABITANTS.
y. B.-There is one konsolatin the KARL Section
1f the korners has 10 taxes-& ef You wood move
The Kownty Sect here We wood never complain.