, 1877-04-08


| Dress-trimmings are to be satin; SO they vii
probably not be put oil pull-backs.-boston BuI
etin.
An Irish waiter, speaking Of lady's b1ac
eyes, says: "They are mourning for the nu1
ders they have committed"
A tropical Georgian maid said she woul'
rather be black boalbazine band on her auore'
ones hat than live without him.
You eau always detect bachelor by the way
| he handles baby; but, to le safe from loss, i
is we'll to use s borrowed baby in making ths
experiment.
A girl, who had married AGAINST her fathcr'
wishes, came back after the first conjugal tiI
'kill the prodigal,' exclaimed the father
"the calf has returned"
four-years old to his mother holding thf
baby: ''Say, mamma, say! lat squallny 'ittle
baby seems to sink 'ec's 20 only chile you got
I'd give him back again!"
| 4 prim Boston editor asks: "1s it proper for
young married ladies' to be seen upon the stagca'
| Yes, provided they sit close to the driver, and
don't let their feet danylo too much oyer the
| sidcs.-Puck.
The fashionable shade Of hair for 1877 Is called
Titan red. Married women with dark lair,
however, will continue to look with disfayor
upon any stray Titan rcd hair which they liud
Oh their husbands coat collars.
A girl worked the motto, II need Thee every
hour" and presented it to her chap. He says
aud feed the pigs, morning and night, aud bust
ness has got to be attended to.
Fashions for the kitchen: Cook" Lor, Jane,
I wouldn't be bothered with them straius >
every dayl / only wears niue on SUNDAYS {"
Jane-'Thnt may do for you, cook; but, for my
part, likes to be lady weekdays US ,rcl us
Sundays! "-i'unch.
"Do you reside in this citv?" asked masked
man of q masked lady at masked party the
other evening. He felt sick when she said to
him, in q low voice, Don't be fool, John;
know you BY the wart on your thumb" It WAS
his wifc.--Broolyn Eagle.
She was swectly dreaming OF bright golden
fields where flowers brcathed perfume, aud she
thought she was chasing butterflies. Up and
down hill and tiaie she run, and then she caught
Il beautiful, retl-wingcd butterfly, and awokc to
find that she had nearly twisted her husbands
nose oil.
DR., Holland says the most precious posses
sion that ever comes to man in this world is Il
woman's heart. II would seem that lie has
never observed the tender care with which 4
man handles meerschaum pipe tint Is Just be-
giuning to have II bilious look around the base
Of the bowl.-1soreester Press.
a young female travelling accordion -2laycr
WAS observed sitting Oh Il doorstep, last Thurs
day, eating raw onE,n As the gentle arom::
asccndcd hcavcnwaras, and passcd pair Of
sweet blue orbs over which brown lasi.cs fell in
delicate fringes, the accordion-angei was OBJ
served to drop tear 1ghueh<M 1ia.es.
Nistress-"I really must inquire, Timmins.
why the tea comes 10 SO weak OF an afternoon 81
ParIor-n1ail-" Well. 1t should not, Mum!
Cook, she puts in spoonful for 'ersclf, Spoon
full 1pr myself, and spoonful for the parIor;
aud, Us you riigs as we finishes, fills up the
teapot myself with bilin' water!''-Puuch.
They we're husband and wife, and as they
stood before the Guards Monument iu Wuter-
loo place she asked, "WhGt's that figure On
topa' THAT'S goddess" he answered. .tA1l.l
what's q goddessl'' ga woman who hollis her
tongue, :" he replied. She looked ut him side
ways, and then began planning how to make
peach pic w1th stones III it for the benefit Ut his
sore tooth.
1Vonla,l's Words advises: "Nomen attending
a1ction-sa!es should leave their purses at home,
The editor had her pocket picked at one, one
day last week" Women generally lose t],n
contents Of their purses at auction-sales; but
then they generally have a broken-nose teapot,
cracked Jug, uscd-up cotfee-Inil, or SONG
thing that way, to show for their nloney,-aud
that Is about as bad as if they had had their
pockets picked.-Norrasto,on Herald.
He had come over to see her father, and thcy
had been sitting together for some time alone,
and at length she tenderly asked him why he
didn't get married. And he replied, with some
agitation, that he had always feared that if lie
did some time he might stroll into saw-m,ll
and be pushed against the saw, and have one Of |
one, anu he thought it wouldn't be fair to his |
wife: And then he added nervously that he was /
in hurry and thought he wouldn't wait any |
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