Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-12-13
Mtzn's Bette1'-Huf.

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The proper study Of mankind is-wo
man.
When Jacob ask ID Rachel to wed. sh,
took Jake-up.
A tune that young ladies like to catcl
"a nilljen air. E.-r-~r
Round lace collars with bit of ribbon
at the throat are neat and pretty.
Miss Susan E. Dickinson. sister o
Anna, is to enter the lecture field this Win
ter. Fl.
The nights are getting too cold to Ell.
courage hanging on the gate. 1t is to be
hoped hereafter she will invite him in.
A Spanish lady of rank is collecting
the photographs Of Spanish beauties to be
sent to the Paris Exhibition.
-Bustles are so f,. out of fashion in
New York that they sell for ten cents
apiece, They make picturesque flower
screens.
The Chinese women don't chew gum
in public. but it is fashionable for them to
eat pieces Of dried Goldfish. Woman must
keep her jaws at work.
Since her visit to Richmond it is said
Mrs. Hayes thinks it would he an excellent
idea to hitch bell punch upon every mem
Der Of the Cabinet.
-Clara (batlIing against medical or'lcrs)
20. dear there's the doctor on the cliff !
What shall do?'' Latlrl-'Bob your
head under water. He'll have passed in
ten minutes ~
The latest thing in wedding dresses is
Il dress of brocadpd satin. with high.
square neck and very long train the flow
ers form Il chatel,ine on the side and Il
chaplet for the hair.
-ThempsOn is not going to do anything
more IN cOnundrums. lie recently asked
his wife the difference between his head
and Il hogsLead. and she said there was
none. lie says its not the right answer.
-.imaterrsp sportsman returns in triumph
from days shooting. witt, Il splendid
rabbit. and says Ol.is- wife There. Won
said couldn't shoot. You didn't expect
to see me bring this honle?'' Yes. did;
the servant next door saw you buying it
around the corner s.44
WHY, Nellie. don't you know it is un-
kind to catch hold Of your sister and pull
her !Iair:" well. asmtie. l saw you loll-
ne cousin Frank around the neck quite
igltly yesterday. when mamma
VAS out. and pulling his hair. and he didn't
'ay anything
A Massachusetts youn" lady lately !
vent to visit her brother. and falling in |
ove with her brothers wife's father. mar
- ,;..t-~har brOiher'S
anu tAu- -Itrats,n, He. :
,ond measure.
A Rochester milkinan has lost two t
atly customers becausea newspaper cllrg-
u him with putting aqua Para in his milk.
They said they had all they could do to
tand the water he put in. but now that he
vas caught adding that nasty drug. they
wanted no more of his milk in theirs.
A sensible Young lady admits that the
,iss by telephone may be Il great scientific
but so long AS the hug of the
ond arm and the tickle Of the adorable
nustaclle are left out it will never be popu-
ar with the girls who appreciate the good
l,ings of life in their natural state.
"A Louisville girl threw a bottle con-
aiming her name and address into the Ohio
liver. 1t was found by a youth, and a
marriage has resulted. The Paducah Ne,cs
5 alarmed lest. upon the fact becoming
known, the navigation of the
liver will be permanently impeded.
The daughter Ola ca riage painter at
ended ball next door to her fathers
hop. As she danced it was seen by envi-
,us women that she wore what seemed to
,e light blue stockings. An hour after
ward she showed pink. and again yellow
striped with red. The next time she re-
ired spy followed her to shop, and saw
ler father deftly painting hel legs light
salmon.
The following paragraph, frow New
York paper. seems to settle the matter how
ashions originate, at least so far us bon
,ets are concerned. We stepped into a
nliner's shop the other day on business,
md accidentally sat down on a bonnet that
some one had laid on the chair. We re-
NAMED there until no one was looking in
,ur direction and then we quietly got up
md stepped on one side. There was Il
adv at that time looking for a bonnet
to suit her. She finally found the
me we had put in shape. and it just took
,er fancy; it was just what she wanted, SO
,he said"
Buffalo Commercial: A woman out in
Polk county becoming converted to the
doctrines of DR.. Mary Walker, took adj
vantage of her husbands absence to array I
lerself in his clothes. She put on the coat
irst and ignoring the buttons, pinned it
lp from chin down. Then she put on the
rest. back in front. and toilsomely button
ID it up behind. That was about 3 O'Clock
n the afternoon. At about half past six
Ter husband found her seated on the side !
If the bed in a disorded room weeping.
Ter hair down. face red. eyes infiamed, and
ler whole mental being convulsed with
retfill excitement, impatience and anger. /
She held his Sunday pantaloons in her
,ands. and all those three mortal hours
she had been trying to put them on over
ler head.
How to Succeed.