The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1877-04-17
EACETIH.

The favorito song in Charleston
"Wade down upon the Suwanee
River"
A few minutes before being shot
tho Mormon Lee was requested by
a photographer to "pleaso assume u
pleasant look" ...
It is pleasant to shake hands with
a girl whose fingers arc covered
with diamonds, for you feel that you
have q fortune within your voty
grasp.
Oxford and Cambridge dined to-
gether ON the evening of tho race,
just as if thoro was no difference be-
tween them. It..was dead eat, you
know .. .; ~ - .n...@
A Yorkshire woman is so clcanly
that she uses two rolling -pins-one
for tho pastry and tho other fol- her
husbands head. .. .."' .- gvrar.,a
Even if boy is always wwhistling
II Want to be IN Angel" itxis just
rs we'll to keep the preserved pears
on the top shelf of the pantry. AZ. At,
81 was fairly elected, I know my
biz, and I'm going to be constable
or upset the State of Iowa J. WAS
what lie said, and tho other man
vacated. ''
An Iowa jailor didn't believe that
a female could crawl through hole
two feet square. She preferred lib
erty to hustle and left the latter ca
the floor as sad nclncnto.
When man thinks he is govern
or, and everybody else thinks he
isn't, somebody's feelings arc sure
to DO hurt.
"Oricr is heavens first law" rs
the follow said when he carefully de-
posted his pantaloons in bed, and
folded himself neatly over the back
of q chair.
Call lady "a chicken" md ten to
one she is angry. Tell her 'sho is
''no chicken, and twenty to one she
is angrier. Call man s'clevor
dog" and he is complimentcd. Call
him q "puppy,' and there will be a
smart chance for fight.
A lecturer on optics, explaining
tho mechanism Of the organ of
vision, remarlfed,: ''I4et man gaze
closely into his wifo's eyes, md no
will see himself looking exceedingly
IS nall"
Fanny Hester is tho namo of a
Brooklyn woman who caught burg
lar and hung to him till a policeman
came. He loosencd all her teeth, hut
she wanted them out anyhow.
A young man whose sweetheart
has pretty, pouting lips, says
that kiss of hers always reminds
him Of the utenu of the best res-
taurant in town, it's such delicious
bill affair. ,.... ..-. ,.,.
The reason why Detroit woman
got otfa street car without ringing
the bell was because she saw her
husband walking with Il good-looking
widow, and she hadn't time for ccrt-
monies. .....
One does not desire to be person
NJ, but if the young man who sat in
the chair where q lady had left Il
dish Of maple ,sugaf to cool at tho
festival the othcr evening, will re
turn Tho saucer he'will save himself
further trouble
Robert Collycr thinks people bet
ter marry young .---Grttohic. That
is what Brigham, Of Utah, thinks
too. And II great many people Of
that Territory--ospecially womcn-
do marry Young.-Norristotc'a Her.
old.
a Kansas farmer purchased .re-- |
volver for his wife and insisted on
target practice, 80 that she could
defend her house in case of his ab>
senco. After the bullet had boon
dug out Of his leg and the COW been
buried, he said he guessed that sho'd
better shoot with On aNe
A village congregation IL Ver-
mont was disturbed the, other, Sun
day, during the momentary stiffness
following theopening prayer sbyS a
voice from tho adjoining dwelling ex
claiming, "NIary, whoEo's the nails 2"
Soon the answer came, "In the
coffcc-p you fool !! d,