The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1877-10-06
OAKLAND, MD, sArURIl oo|ToBEIS d 1877
II ~ INtJatIss, IN E 3 N IN
ells is ilitl5e State Of Kentppk y

klla Is me Stale OF kentufk u
Sept. Is. 1877. Is
jsteflay the C' rners III tlz pro-,
fe1ndly shoked. Joe Bigier Wuz
S'af 20 lsreessi6nville, aud wen be
~ |arbed. he spfei the nouze thetthe
qinlent President, Hayes, wiiz on
'kNthern seiir. and he'd decided to.
ake the Corners 4 visits
wuz profoundly alarmed. Ihed
i's'l nv 6vasilehs hehed received in
tie South, and he'd wore lnof1in on
iE1H bat for TWO days in cDrsfk kenee,
lie idees NV Dilnoerats h0sgiil the
tq dis Ablishn nses assS slpf,A
h d ldnS III ID Ks.
I And to think thet he shood rev {f1c
impoodence to come to the Corners,
and undertake to cOnker the Just
| prejoodices NV our sterlin DimOcrisy
that DimOcrisy Wich never yit re
! gardid time nor place-but Wich alluz
remained troo to the cardinal pints Of
DOmOcrisy--thet he shoOd come and
try to corrupt EN-, Wuz too much.
Suthin he'd to be did, and thet
quickly. Bigler sed he wood be here
the mex day, and l convened meet
in wunst.
1t WuA sad occhashn. l statid the
Ohjick in few words.R Here wuz a
frodulent President Wich he'd bid goiu
over the entire SOuth-a Ablish Pres
ident--a travilin thrO Kentucky and
Tennessee, and hedn't ez yet bin
killed. Not 50 much as a single brick
| he'd bin SHE'D at him-nOt so much
ez single hiss or groan he'd bin hurld
AT him. Kisses and grOans and
bricks! On the contrary this repre-
sentative NV the Ablishn sentiment
Nv the North he'd bin feasted, and
wined and dined in the South, and
by Southern men ! .. ...
He Wuz a comm to the Corners.
Not content with pollutin louisville,
he Wuz to cOntinyoc his triumphel
progress to the Corners, and it wood
| be eXpectid thet the Corners wood
put its neck under his yoke, and yelp
hosanners to this yoOserper. Wood
the Corners do it? Cries NV never
never > With nigger in the Post
Offs, and Radikle in the Collec-
! tors Offiis, wood the c ,rner4 consid-
er itself satisfied? Never! The
/ troops hGV bin Withdrawal from Loo.
sianer, but so long ez them offises is
KEEP from the Dimocrisy, the remem.
branceS of a fratrisidle war still
rankles in our buzms.
/ (The cheers WuZ so vOcifrus that
riz with the occhashen.)
Wat does all this mean! Where is
the Dimocrisy? Wat is DimOcrisy
anyhow? Hez the old speret died
out? DO them kentuckiaus Wicn
are hurrahin for Hayes realize the
fact that he wuz electid by ablishn
votes? Do they remember that his
sword is rusted with Suthern blood,
and that to sich ez him they owe the
loss of their niggers
Are they still Dimecrats?
Who is this Hayes?
Does he believe in the last war with
Great Britain?
Does he believe in the resolutions
NV 'JS?
Does he believe in free trade?
Does he believe that JaXon Wuz
the greatest NV Amerikins, and that
the volunteers from Kentucky and
Tennessee Wich Wuz at Moo Orleans
are deservin NV resolooshens NV
thanks at every DimOcratic cOnvcn.
| Shun?
Is he opposed to interneI improve
ments, and does he still shout for
''free trade and saler's rites ?'
Is he in favor nv the eXtenshun NV
slavery to the territories, and is he
opposed to the heresy NV Douglass
Did he vote for secession
Does he believe in States rites, and
is he in favor NV hard money? Or
ruther, well, on the hard money
question | amt 50 pertikeler, but, |
sum tall up-is he Il Dimecrat?
And then l perposed the adopshen
/ NV the follerin resolooShens
WAREAs, A frodulent President
wich is a yOoserper, is maxim tOOr
NV the South, and hcz bin received
with Demonstrashen5 uVapproVel by
Suthern Dimecrats. and
WAREAs, The sed President is
President de fakto, and not President
de jure--
Deekin Pogram-"Parson, wat is
de faktO and de jury ="
! explained to the Deekin that
them terms wuz furrin in their struk-
ter, but he'd bin yoosed in Eastern
Dimecrat noosepapers, and must
therefore be good phrases, and that |
wood explane EN- to him at some fu-
cher time, and went on =
and deserves the repr0bashen,
Std NV the applause, Nv all Dino
Gratis, and,
NU,roos XN'o ny tho rOrnnrS hayin