, 1877-10-20
PARIS NEWsI'AI'Eil.W

PARIS W.T.
Ntto FORK Ho1td.
All opinions eloutl be respected, even when
they arc sincere.
ifostess-"You arc about to have rare mn
sIcnl treat, ,-shc will attempt very difficult
piece" uucst-"Wou1d Ia God II wero an Inn
possible onel"
Tam. Tam advises Al. dc Fourtou to have this
s!ccres passed: Art. I. All Frcncbtnen are sol.
dtcFs. Art. II. soldtefs shall not vote.
II you would please pretty woman, don't
talk 10 her of her beauty, but ~ the hornclinrss
NJ others How II 1t that wnfnan sccs 20 read.
lily that She il !ored, hut never tau find out that
she Is loved no fotgcrf
Thoughts On trsvcl.--Womcn travel 70 sec
what Is talked about: men to tak about what
Inns l.cen fecIl. For three wbrnen out Ut four
The attraction Of travel Is cl.aure 10 dino at a
Table tl'losc an'f sleep in strange bedroom.
r,' :, f'sn !P99s% yew w 2 ms ssss.
great service. Will your" +. k-H'ftI, .lcas-
are. Whmt can Ito for youi' u. t." Don't
| nsk frc my mDney."
A misci1y millionaire ia asked. to contribute
To- charitable fund, but declines 10 do 40,
his stingtness. "AI,, .naaia,nc,, ;, fo say. sadly.
| "if We rich people like,l to he generous We
should BE- too i'appy. We must deny ourselves
aosncthinK."
A The market: "well, hey goe. the ,,.! sn!e
prices S ore 80 hish that very fcw peopfc can be
fJund to buy. The busncss would he ru!nct!
entirely II II want that VIC have one cIass 0f
ticady ru.tomcrs." "The-l" "Thc ANA
| teur Rporthtntn who have been out for days
\ shooting"
Tie despatring rumblcr hurried from the por-
tails Of the Kursaal, tearing lis hair and crytnn
| auKrily: "Su help me heaven, ] Will never
tutcl, another card tilt have discovered so,ne
Sss 9. is stSs '"apy eo Il a. WIS., could
yo'i wait, to dlscorur that forl" "To bet
against It,"
BabY.boy+ having returned With i'ia nurse from
the park f. askct! BY Lis f9n4 "a T!,at be viii
%a,,n ns143non E9p nAn :t's,smap Ho SSat MAJ
sort Of y .oI,lier will you bct" IA soldier for
| nursGlnAttls."
patiens, having consulted county physlean-
place, see,n, door 70 thc icft-'' tiinnds hj,a
note a. follows: "Calf on the druggist, tell
him sent YOU and that ho ID to bear your
tlon.") Patient" How mitch 10 owc youf"
rhyscian-"Five francs"
Ala restaurant: Indignant g.test-" Dc you
mean to try to make INC believe that this stuff
is Koedrfert,' proprictor-" ! .ssuro
S0dx VIZ thas ,,s. to- th H., p9. s2. {Ga ,6a
same tastc." P.-''lIasn't 1t, chi Wait mt-
ute, Niocs and returns with another bottle }
There. this fs rcal 1eoclercr; tahte the twu and
SCI If you can tell tho difference
| A Agrzz'ed old Captain Of the line loses lis
come the old man's Idol. 1ls Will not suiler
her 10 bc removed from hitn, but himself re-
snlyes tn sec to eT principles and education.
Tl,irteel. years later he observes to conrade: !:
Eulora." "lir,n!-yccs," says this friend,
hcstatingly, "but you scc;-wcl1, perhaps
there 3n!ght bs prejudice; that l., kaSM' NY,
you YOU s kt,"w. a. barrack isn't the bcst iinthfns
echoo'-'' stLpt me sec the man &t,o brrathcs
word aganst her" roarc'l tho !rate father.
''or who inslnuates that hayen't brought her
Principles! Go tu tho cantccn aud sec II she
eyrr rot cigar or gtass Uf brandy put on tic
siate ai.d d!au't pay for it honorably. What do
you Incant''
Smith has had n scene at the eiYb with
anotl,cr gentleman Of peppsry disfost1,oa ,,;,a
l,as bccn agrSeu upuu, md lie returns TO break
Tic news to his wife. "sllscrablo mani" rhc
rries, In an excess OF emotion, ''Wuuld you Ra
shot full of holes and having your ite.liood all
Of me If you wcTe klslel1 The light of my ltfe
woull bc auclleilcd In rnyless glooit', anil
wouul be rc'lurcd to want a1.l misery, bc'anse
oil the fortunu belongs to you, and, as you have
lnatle no will, when you are KILLED, all tue prop
ests viii 60 f. t9ss b g. ItsfsS!S ,| s.,n sFat: 81 g
not aceuso me wEonEtuIIy. have Thought u
happiness. sllo,iIl / full all my property vii
,, hccs'sne yours. seci Hero I, NY will, tlal,
wiiu scizrs il, ruhs over lts contents viii
nuxIuua eyes. nuts tho precious document 1t