Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-09-13
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-Maine. shake.
Pay the printer.
Fires are again raging.
Have you built your telephone
yet.
Our band is making coed pro
gress. ''''' "
The flies are hanging up their
phiddles.
See notice of Public Sale of Real
Estate.
Gong. Choir Rehearsal Saturday
evening.
Old papers at Reporter Office at
10 cts. .. dog;
There is young lady at Plain
field named Hittie Maginn.
Insane Equine, sometimes called
''Crazy Horse is dead.
Sickness and worn out body
must be our excuse for ar unusually
dull paper this weeta.
The fall term of our school will
begin next Monday.
-Jnage sp0oner, of Madison, was
in the city yesterday.
old Mother Earth is receiving
her just dews, now, every morning.
Flow to make an IMPRESSION. Sit
down in warm pumpkin pie.
Parsley & Pease run green gro
Gerry store at Richland Centre.
Mr. Silber went to Chicago last
Tuesday for a big stock Of dry goods
and notions.
-'Rah for Smith Roundy & CO.
Will the gentleman Of the historic
name please send us kit of Mackerel?
Cali at the Wood Co. Drug Store
and see the Silver Tongue Organ.
Sept. 6, Nv.
Henry Sampson has his hops all
picked, about 1000 lbs. and as good
as can be found In the State.
-Catopaxi has been taking another
.emetic If the sulphur would stay
on her stomach she might be cured o.
her crrptiens.
The Rome Sentinel has discovered
the secret of the Kelley Meter. It. is
pound of boarding house butter shut
up in an iron be4.
Brigham Young's wife rode to
the grave in a dozen vehicles, and
nineteen of her wept because Brig.
was no NORMAN, but "sperit."
The Good Tenplars have been
holding convention at Madison. The
lakes are SAID to have hardly water
enough in them to float a bark canoe.
Our thanks to the managers of
the Eastern Monroe Co. Fair Associa-
ton for complimentary tickets. Thank
you gentlemen, but we can't be with
yog.
DR. Lacey and Judge Yeomans of
Neil syille with other friends from Tay-
lor. ana Lincoln Counties were welcome
visitors in our city last week, attend
ant upon the convention.
The supper at the basement last
Thursday evening was gotten up by
the Misses Winnie and Fannie Baker.
\ very pleasant gathering partook Of
the s9!ed things. :"
Miss. Amelia Curtis of Mansion
has been engaged by the Board of Ed.
ucation to take the position of Asst
in our school. Miss Curtis is rec
commended very highly as an educator
Sergeant Bates only regret is thai
the American flag is made of sucl
combust;ble material that be will have
to part with il a: some time.-Ncu
York Herald.
The toughest job Brigham had
was to determine which one to call 81
to build the fire in the morning, ado
the Eext toughest was TO make rster
melon go round. = "
Mr.. NJ. d. Kimball, stand up anc
talk back What's all this fuss about
"Ourself and Mrs. Pr" Come now
none of your beating about the bush
Who Il lend us DISCOVER?
During the storm last Monday a
South Hill wasp was struck by light,
ming, and a more astonished streak oil
lightning never climbed back into the
empyrean apd hid bchiaa q thtnad,
cloud. Hai0keye. p =
Under Sheriff NcCamley oaptur.
ed duo" Of too much married folk.
at Kings bagnio and turned them ~
er to the tender mcrcies of Sheriff
Beach of Wanshara last Thnrsda =