The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-05-31
III Sorts Ii Paragraphs.

-. = a CallIOIula newspaper S8yS tQaG
the new and elegant jail at Redwood
City els now open to the public"
y p In Arkansas neckties are cheap.
The: crowd puts one round your neck,
.slings it over. 9 tree, and it doesn't cost
you anything. = ,'s's'e /, : ssts's.''.'
Happy is the deaf man, for he can
hear no evil ofhimself. sand the dumb
man too, for he can speak no evil Of any
one. - -, Il.
. said the little pet Of the household,
oh her last: birthday, sIts afloyely doll,
sdear. grandpa and grandma; ;but-but /
have been hoping It would be twins" i,s.
ii : .A 3 New York paper y 1t tells M us Il about
There'hasb been q fearful "pull-b on
lasses all the summer. Gei4.4 $40 75f >sS
a. - cts that clock. right oyer theref'
over there ?' said the boy, taint mo-
where else. ."7nfq s','f !!ifil. ley.s 'ff' 2ii5
@ .: "a young lady committed suicide
ont West because her hustle dropped on
the street. Her death caused considers
BE hustle il the town. -,,.,1f''s
- The foolish man win ask q woman
If her baby is notta hife ;crosseyed 81 but
the wise man will; take, the cars to,the
next tox9 and apsl make sli5 bis inquiries BY
1AS wisconsin ycohstable' levied on
i'the undivided half, ofiSa, glayf.mule.l
He wasn't particular which end he took;
and Il was thirteen days before he opened,
his ewes and recognized his wife.
10 The New Hampshire man who mar
lied five wives and tried to defend his
action on the ground that Solomon. had
"a thousand, discovered that times had
changed somewhat. ae he lgot asffsen-'
Year sentence. e..s ..ssx fi:ia;5ie9 y
sf When the, first Russian battery nm,
slimbered and opened. On q Turkish out
most with grape and canister, the crafty
Tlrkssfimmediately exclaimed, T. Gear
gtApesIn. and, deity ran away, pretend
ing they did not want any of them. -,
1.-THE Cincinnati C6nlmercsI says:
...fH " iSii it that editors never commit
suicide snsaT The Burlingt ton Hosokeye has
Investigated this subject a little, and
thinks 1T; is because. the druggists won't
sell sGychline On long time. - -, -, |.
!. THAT must have Been 8 malicious
journalist who, noting the presentation'
of d cup itoea brother editor; remarked:i
iaHe needs no cup. He can drink from
neck Of aabotde; ttihise tiisev mouth of q pickle
Jar, the spifegef ia sksg, orrthebuhg ofa
barrel jJ:oisY ~ I'D stS !iiit tjsse slsG ~
- LA man Gdewn East, ret1rned his
newspaper to tt ! printing oMce with
.aiacEass written on the margin, and in
the next issue the editor stated ithe fact,
and wound up the'psragraph BY aaking:l
iseWill our indignant subscriber please
found ?" - ''.s .'''fsfs '.se'sEps :. 'so'' :
wife (suho has deeoismes da amaeari
: splsa;;ntsr)-"What b do iyou7think oflthis
sketch adear 3, Husband-Fe ell the
drawing Of It involved no breach Of the,
second commandment, for it ID not the
likeness of anything that is in heaven
abbve, or in the eartAh Beneath f in the
\ waters under the earth n n
rs "a boet, speaking 7Gff The sold.hsh.
ioned wood fire, said "the tIogs' glowed
like molten acarbuncles.n?a plain Smsn,'
without, any poetry. in his soul, would
have remarked that, the logs giowed like
"a ad!headed woman in g potato patch.
"a GitDennis, darlfnt, what issitIyon are
doing ~ whist, fBiddy, IS I'sei trying an,
experiment.p "Murther? what is II, !,
|stW6at is it, did you say? Why, it's
giving hot water to the chickens, I am,
so that they'll be after laying boiled