The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1877-09-15

>coruing 10 touch;
Gro nearer-pray for him
Married 50 much,
HAPPY leath-bed scenes are not always indica.
tive Of pure life, Thus the Chicago Ad,agc, re.
la;es:
Deacon Rathfel asked his family physician last
week: Doctor, You have had such an extended
experience al deathbeds, and have seen so many
people 70 hence, that | would like 10 ask you
what class are most resigned, and die the happi-
csi:' The aged man cleared his throat and said;
Well. Deacon, ! have not seen very many
deaths, but 50 far as have been able TO learn,
the people who die the happicst are those who
are hanged
Brigham Young ordered his coffin To be made
wide enough to turn over i'm Unnecessary,
Brigham had ample time to turn over while lie
lived. but he wouldn't do it,-A,90ro N0rs.
There is a better land,
Far, far away.-Fnss Press.
Where by the fire they stand
Sizzling away-GrHphi.
Oh when you both get there,
Won't you be jolly pairb-BrooI'W cht.
Needn't even friz your hair,
Fans every day.-Chjcogo Inter- Oc'"".
Wild in that torrid land
Rolls every cyc.-Hd'rtcr
There you will take your stand
IN the by-and-by.-S, LoaiS TjmcS
And there cracking band,
Forever fry.-CincinnaH ChIOaicit
That last couplet is out of tune.
How beautiful it would be il we could all cx.
press ourselves with scientific precision. Now
this is the scientific way: ''If man falls asleep
in the sitting posture with his mouth opcn his
Jaw drops; the tongue not being in contact with
a.. ,,1 ,,I,,, ,,,.,.,,,,; ~ ,,,a,, /, .,,;,,.., -,
p"'"'~' '''0 WI re-, 'P"Oo 10
the soft palate no longer adheres to the roof Of
the tongue; and, if respiration can be carried on
ttrouob tbc month tbc muscular c,,rtoin hn,,ins
20 yibrate" And this is the popular form: 'If
man docsn,t knnn his month sim, wbcu oslecn
-, - ~
ne VIII 'hore''
4 competent authority says You must always
errai ors , , Wv, prtcrd thni Iiye"
nv wears by ncglccting to observe this rule Boy.
ton Post.
Kentucky Judge has very kindly consented
TO postpone a hanging a couple of weeks In or.
dr mot Il ,,o,, add g., ,i,o ,Iooson, o,,d o,,roo,i
" ny "' " ,''' P'N"'""' '''" '''"' Wv =
psrlni The di.nocb ohnnt the smn'h "aroIimo
robberies saws cx.(iov Moses deposited certain
papers in "a secret drawer Of his private sccreta,
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small bouquet is worn in the hair for full
Fashion ext Rather scant full dress
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''' - ma? Wv ~ 'o"7 10 '"o "'",'' N''p' III VIZ.
better substitute biz sun.flower for her small
louquet, TO ward of the RAYS Of old sol
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her 10 have seen in print; WHY is a pig looking
out Of Il second.storv window like the NOON Be.
retorts that the moon does not always look round
you can reply that the pig doesn't cithcr-L1,rU
Courier
scientific authority states that a single fe-
:llO eggs" Great gllnsi What must the mar.
ried ones do:-HucI'ye.
Avoid that which YOU blame others for doing "
says one Of our wise men. Wen, things have
come to prett, uas, If a man can't kiss his own
- wv
"He'
Why not speak good Of a good man once in Il
while before he /, rome for GOOD q-fL; L,yrooI
That's so: there. Spcncer-5ut movbc hos zone
FOR good.-ia,o,u N1r,.
-oou "o'u LOT 'he ish'hlnS-rod man; There
"', I'M ~ suns N',''' ~ h''''"S "'on
., VI '''' '' '''' ''7"'''''S IL
d" W.
y Gidn. suiiice Tor Mr johnson to remark at
10 Nr. johnson and bed, .'Y'see, m dear, it
't' n dI w. nS' pei - va ls ''T,he, III one
no" does Inc WHY bank director hnd deficit