Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1877-10-06
Massey.
The Presidears seuthsra Prssrsss
The Cernern Expresses ltssiL
CoxrEpRrr Y RoAps. !
wicuIs IN ruK STATE Wv kESrrcKY, 7
Sept. Is, 1871. }


dent, Hayes. wuz ON Southern toor'
and he'd decided TO make the Corners q
visit.
Suthin he'd TO be did. and that quick
ly. Bieler sed he wood be here the
next day, and convened q mestin to-
wunst.
n wux sad occashn. statid the
objick in few words. lie was fraud
ulent President wich he'd bin eoin over
the entire South--a Ablishsn President
"a travlin thro Kentucky and Tennes-
see. and hedn't ez yet been killed. Not
so much ca q single brick he'd bin SHE'D
Al him-not so much ex single hiss or
a eroan he'd been hurled at him. Kisses
and groans and bricks On the contrary
this representative Nv the Ablishen
sentiment nv the North he'd ben feasted.
and winsd and dinsd In the South, and
by Southern men
He wur comm to the Corners. Not
contsnt with pollutin Louisville, hs
wux to continyos his triumphsl pro-
rress TO the Corners. and II wood DO ex.
pectid that the Corners wood put its
neck under his yoke. and yslp hosan-
ner. TO this yoossrpor. Wood tho Cor
ners DO Il? (Criss of nevsrl neverD
With a niger In the Post-offis. and a
Radikel in. the Collectors OILS, wood
the Corners consider itself satisfiedl
Never! The troops hev bin withdrawed
from Looisianer. but 50 long oz them OF.
iisss is KEEP from the Dimocrisy. the re.
membrances NV q fratrisidle war still
rankles In our buxms.
(The cheers wuz so vocifrus that
riz with the occashun.)
Wat does all this meani Where Is
tho Dimocrisys Wat Is Dimocrisy any
howi Hez the old sperit died outi Do
them Kentuckians wich arc hurrahin
for Hayes realize tho fact that ho wuz
slectid by ablishin yotesl Do they re-
member that his sword IL rusted with
Suthsrn blood. aud that to sieh cx him
they owe thu loss OF their niggersf
Are they still Dimecrats!
Who Is this Hayes,
Does he believe in tho last war with
Great Britainl
Does he believe In the rssolooshsns
nv '9sp
Docs he bleevs In free trader
Does he bleeve that Jaxon wuz the
greatest NV Amerikins, and that the VOL
untssrs from Kentucky and Tennessee
wich wuz ut Moo Orleans are dessryin
nv resolooshsns Nv thanks at every
Dimecratic convenshunr
Il ho opposed to internal improve
msnts and does he still shout for free
trade and sailors ritesf"
l. he in favor Nv the extenshun nv
slavery TO the territories. and Is he OPP
posed TO tho heresy Of Douglas
Did he vote for secession
Does he bleeve In States rites, and IL
he In favor nv hard money Or ruther.
we'll. on the hard money question amt
30 pertikeler. hut I sum Il all UPS he
a Dimekrat
And then perpossd the adopshen NV
the follerin rssolooshens
wAnxAs, A frodulent President which
Is yooserper. Il making toor nv the
South, and hez been reserved with DEM
onstrashsns nv approval by Southern
Dimecrats. and
wAErAs, The sed President Is Presi-
dent lie fakto and not President de jure.
Deekin Pogram-" Parson, wat is lie
fakto ami de jury p
I explained to the Deekin that them
terms wuz forrin In their struktsr, but
he'd bin used in Eastern Dimeoratic noos-
papers, and must therefore be good
phrases, and that wood sxplans em to
him at some future time, and went ON
And deserves the rsprobashen, instid
NV the applause. NV all Dimecrats, and
wARKas, We nv the Corners, havin
never heerd that this yoossrpsr hsz a
single one OF tho time-honored prinsi-
pies NV the Dimecratic party. but Is in
all respects 4 bloody minded ablishnist.
therefore be II
Resolred, That in antissipashen nv
his comm tho Corners bs dressed In
mournin.
Resolved, Ez q sense NV the hoomilia-
shen the Corners feels at his comm.
that the day he Is here shel be day NV
fastin AMI hoomiliashen, aud that to
properly express our fselins. Baseom
shell close ON that day, and the Corners
shsl gnash its teeth.
Resolved. That doorin the stay nv the
yooserpor the Dimoerisy nv the Corners
shsl keep within ther doors, and leeve
the wslcomin nv the sed irod to the nis-
gers and radikels.
The rcsolooshen elosin Baseom wuz
modified into dressin his 'front.' ami also
the barls IN black Grape. ." basoom ea.
pense. aud the resolooshens wuz passed
yoonanimously.. :,
AT this pint issaksr uavi" rose anu
wantid to onsr resoioosheh. lssaAs'
reniarkt that tho resoioosnehs wuz JUST
ez things now stood, but ne wuz mvt-
ciful man. lie didn't want TO cut the
yooserper on entirely, but desired 10
give him q chance to gain tho estsom nv
the Corners. He wood give him one
more chanoc-jist one more-and eli he
refoossd that. why then II wuz all over.
He wood offer this resoloosheu:
Resolved. That while We brand l,ooth-
erford Ii. Hayes. ez President de fakto.
and ca n oppressor NV the south. and ez
the destroyer nv the liberties nv his
country. and so fselin. refooss to well
come him TO tho Corners. nevertheless,
Of hs shel do the Corners the justice TO
remove the infamus Radikei which Is
Collector, and appoint IN MS piace
Issaker Gavitt, aud also remove the n.y.