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The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13
Tpe Anti-AGonOP0llSt.

orphan girl!'' asked Jauniata in low
whisper.
Eyes, Jauniata, and each year as
YOU have grown to womanhood, the
tendrils Of my heart have grown more
closely around you, until now. my
future without your love must be a
dreary blank; but yet | fear it must
be so, for now that you know the
story Of your life, [ feel that you
will"
Love you ten fold more, my dear,
noble guardian. and never, never
leave you - And with the passionate
vehemence Of her nature, Junlata
sprang forward. and chung closely
around the neck Of the man who had
so we'll endeavOred to atone for the
past.
sYou will be my wife, then
Juniata!' asked Clarence, after ;
pause.
Yes. never have l known othe1
love than that ! have felt for you
and mingled with it has been that
would hold for mother. father. brOthe
all. My poor, poor parents sleeping
in far away Spain, / know, ] feel tina
YOU would not blame your daughter
and | pray that from Heaven yo
look down in kindness and give you
blessing, as / hope God will bless us
too.
; s-Amen !: said the stern and fervel
voice OF Clarence Kane.
: And one short month afterwards a
Baltimore heard with surprise thu
the handsome guardian and falthf'
! ward had been quietly married an
had sped away to spend their hone.
: moon in the romantic valleys
: Spain.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Conductor Bradley always may his name
Be said with reverence), as the S"L' ooo-n
came,
smtten to death a crushed and mangled frame
Sank with the brake he gEasped, just where
he stood
To do the utmost brave man could,
And die, if need be, as true man should
Men STONED over him; women dropped their
ON that Door wreck beyond ali hopes and
fears,
Lost in the strength and glory Of his years
What heard they. Lo. The CHASTITY lips Of
pain
Dead to all thought but duty's, move again,
1.put ont the signal for the other train"
No public utterance since the world began
From lips ct saint or martyr ever ran
Electric through the synpathles OF man
All me- how poor and noteless seem to this,
The sick bed dramas OF self-consciousness,
Our sensual Iears Of pain and hopes Of bliss.
O. grand, supreme endeavor, not i'll vain
That lasl brake act Of falling tongue and BRAN.
trei~hted with lite the doWnward-rushlng
train,
Following the wrecked one, as wave follows
wave,
Dheying the warning Y hlcL the dead III 's gave
Others he saved. himself he could not save
Nay, the lost life was saved He is not dead
VINO, in his record still tie earth shall tread
With Gods clear aareo!e shining round lie
head
We bow in the dust with all our pride,
nj virt1,n dwartfd he noble deed beside.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Mr.. Harry Erskine, who succeeded
Mr.. Henry Dunday, afterwards Lord
Melville as Lord Advocate OF Scot
land. happening to have female eli
ent Of the name of Tickle. defendant
in an action, commenced his speech In
the following humorous strain
Tickle, my client, the defendant, my
Lord The audience, amused with the
oddity of the speech, were almost
driven into Mysteries by the judge re-
plying-sHckle her yourself; you are
as able to do it as J.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Catching Il acknowledgements: .'Do
Won know, Ernest. that | heard of Il
little boy not older than you who can
read and write well, and who has be-
gun Latin Ernest: ''Oh. say.
what a jolly good teacher he must
haye1'-p Punch.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

A supplemented and ignorant but
devout Methodist in Barhamstead,
who has been licensed to preach. was
holding forth to a crowd in Hartford
the other day when somebody asked
him what kind of minister he called
himself. I'm a regular licentious
preacher" answered he. Just the
same as Mr.. or Mr., naming
several eyhorters well known III those
PARTS. I'm licentious just like they
be-
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

ssPack me up one or two nice books
to read said Mrs. Jones to her hus-
band just before departing on jour
new to the country. Jones did SO, and
the disgust which Mrs. }. felt cannot
he described when she took out of the
sachel to read on the cars: 'sBarnes'
Notes on Matthew" "Cicero $ Tuscu-
Ian Disputations." copy Of ':Livy,
with notes. and q cookbook.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Some persons are great at one thing
and some at another. Many a woman
who can write page after page OF love
" poetry can't catch hold of Il squall-
ING babe without nearly yanking its
arms off.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Johnny lost his knife. After search
ing in one pocket and another until
he had been through all, without sue
cess. he exclaimed: ..Oh. dear! | wish
/ had another pocket, it might be Ill
that Port Chester Journal.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

A good little boy who was kicked by
a mule didnot say naughty words or go
home crying to his mother; he just
tied the mule within five feet Of Il bee
hive. backed him around to it, and let
him Phiindctphin Press.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

When we see an item headed ''lyy
Poisoning.' we know some person has
been poisoned by ivy; but when we see
wife Poisoning, the wife is not the
poisoner, but the poisoned. A beau
tiful simple language is ours.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Young May, the antagonist OF Ben
nett, is passing the season at Long
Branch. His limbs are much admired,
and it is thought he has the most IN
tellectual pair Of shoulders ever seen
in that region. York Times.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

The editor of the Carthage Ky.
Republican has got tame grasshop.-
per that sits on his desk noses around
among the exchanges, smiles pleasant
" at the men who bring champion
squashes, and in fact does almost eve
rYthing but write poems to spring.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

A much-needed want in the cOmmu-
nitv is double back-action insurance
company that would insure the lives OF
some of these Life Insurance Compa-
MES" A mighty big capital would be
Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13
W1T AND HuM0R+

An art critic. speaking of Il new
painting, says sit is soul crystallZed
on canvas and framed
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

AT THE PICTURE GALLERY.--Lady
with catalogue)-''No. 50, Eve
tempted.
Gentleman (desirous to know the
painters name)'' who by!'
Lady shocked at his ignorance
"Why--by the Devil, Of course. =
Grnphic.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Would-be- fashionable ladies at the
summer resorts now have their seats
at table designated by bow OF ribbon
tied on the chair Of color that is also
worn by the lady herself on some part
of her dress. This is called the very
latest agony-or sstomfoolery.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Next to English sparrows there IS
nothing that increases faster than po-
tato bugs, unless it is the interest on
an unpaid note.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

Fashion journals report that broad
gauge carriers Of the style IN the time
of James |. are coming into vogue.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13

It was Il little 4-year old who picked
up feather in the yard and sad ina.
"a dove dropped it out Of his pocket.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1877-09-13
POETRY
CONDUCTOR BRADLEY.

BY J. G. WHITTIER.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

In the house Of Wilson Il Greig. specially
noted for the importation and manufacture hme coaks
AMI costumes In the way Christina. attractions arc
shown IN new and very desirable models pactois and
domans Z" silk faced maelas>e ernine and diagonal
cloths hruchc diagonal. and matolasso beaver cloths
and plain and velvet beaver large lot Of mr.lined
CIRCULAR .oinnns Hnd -acpurs ~ SIN sicicnnc md
DINER hands itn. elorkins suns are also
nvhi wrap ran u,rc b. puchdcd NJ sli, aud from tins
ACCORDING 10 qHut' The ptpt ranges 10 SZfl and $40
embracing al varieties ~ nu~l AMI trimming. t.en
ana hthuihu costume, may be- found at SiO aud from
tins up ~ sSp are dresses ~ M the materials in
N-nr, AMI int ~ purposes and occasions Special
dfNrucns are onef,d IN aud in.Ufir
AMI we rNrs Of mothers ar delighted IN the danur.t
nul. waiirlic. iift cnn be found outside ~ Paris.
hn. haskt y nnd turnture. aid costumes little Frls
amt huN- Tor sNic AM mntutnc tutc the
n iai mouse Than THIS IN 'ic civ while huds front
fnuk IA d-ptn.ns the fashions 70 gct rat sl,rA
nud supply with uilrr guu. thrir dr"-s crias are
MA hrd down :" hal price and are rapidly being sold Ia
IIIl-lIl. lnI IMrI.inA. nrt .nml.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

TaunspAy. Dec. ~, -FLoyR AND MEAL-The
hardening price, but ior ,r-de srsnd. IT, m"rser q" ="
arn AZ +, ex ws,dsr So. ent wcstern .nnsr
wng" S r.; s;y, 10 s,SIs
>s7. Minnesota patents o. 2ssa n. CITY shining 81.
,ras. - '"atu son,hefn bakers snr family brands
BS." sEya SIS I've ac Srs
ctSbcs, aoSr wa 'Ss .sss tom rye 'c'ds"
.9rr",N-sr"'s wcrcc ,'cad,. but quiet mrldlng nys
point. hui a. ,,e 'lee 'ql, trim dcrrei at - i4c 10,
nrss" ,"I WIN 70, 'snnar, LIZ To- february
y ~, f'r June srcs 'or future deliver, ,,7,'nacs
rrau"o>. rov' i.rfe...rd e'if "n.e'ioo men .r'c,
a. " n "r Il 81 Tf =. gt rr I-7s I'm ss e
S a,1 "na gun. ann b. ham. qpc, hsseo iaI
sm msM -, ta,y qn..i tu' Me al hi. .nlcd 1000
NJ %cl'a rG ecI l at "e Tor medium wc,shs Lard
primp CIV ""' Wer" and ~ ~, %7 - ac, q Az 20
Ns,ch Died hogs ,soAg 20. ,i,y 'Brir Jaii;
sis'4e DO dnric. ssi2',c Ohio isciorV' i0siaAc
h7I- 81 a., ~, or u','.l' ...,.. ,.,,,
the spot sales ON tlis .noi ~ 90 bush n, $50 f,p
Ne . Mil iNh,c. bl.s-egl siA tor No 2 chicago and
saSsr SSsr and j. :, Tor White ' aud dr aia' %
GcsSSSs s S1 W To- e- eI at rsc aat asre S,
ll s,"ohuSh No c,raia I'D ct eoc 90, 'fmcr
i"s nsed and s 'or Wit, in "ia' ~ No Traded
nr,ner ", ,iij .,ea.ncf miScI with more ,loine or
pr ST sans r. ' az a. ss N ,iorc
and anoai' and ~ . a. 5,s1"s new Ncllow l'r-ey.
t2.opi hu.h No mised rts,'-c tor Deccmber, aud
Steamer MY taiois ior January
100 ~ ioh, ot. n. hs n I'D '' .s S ia
ilya .se-ic Na-sdS,Gc. ia .iac sod fcc ~ isi-
l I,'o safe d,i%sng aS~nSsr cirreney Nos..es
9se,a,,;a s,sss Raw surar. quiet IN, stead, ,h,
S ,s, aci rsusd -ie'dy and IN fair
,iof were q,1ct rs ..eady >lrt'
ui'lsh,l,W ~ ~ ~, "nm.n s"'' strained t'-ii
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21
HOLID.tY 6IEYS.
Ie BoutiIiicr tfro..

TO suit the demands of the Season. and ton ~
the generous. The hou-c "f Ic Rou''cr Bro. have ro
dic,d all ih"ir dr. gnod> tnunt much 'ar hat
the price Nod previous tn trovinr temptations
the HOLIDAYS ~ THOSE shown mat lass, and armure
cloths nj single iitl - cents up 81 tor
those ot double width aud the finest nualucs
are held at from 80 cents to sis,. ami m,rhocs and
ca-hmer"s, manufactured specially FOR the house. AZ
from +" rent. ny t"ei+o For chiidrena long and very
varied line OF plils j. olrod AMI IN .iits r manutc
lures ~ lcHri Ruinci t'Hitpt. Rnd 1nussicrrc at from
tll W. w. - art iNi. house hakcs .l~ralt, ~
h'Wefit. ff'si tim specimens the sifnulrst
and me-t inexpensive Ia much oi the hand spnics show
~ ~" NtN lurk market II deals iarg,I m French un
dcr lmltE And pre-. ne sre oi M dain'i".t siDci
mems thni cwir rniu FAr~ iu-f eau excite
mcut Is ioun iu tlc ficuch doi,. introduced hnidaN
r'scnts III, =" nrn Ter the most part ~ tsnur aud
cunning ~tinuHtiuu- ever I'd the human
AMI iuru There ar hiu.-rycd DOLL gray and brown
ana bach eyed dolls blondes AMI brute, nndrc s-ed
ana la-hrHnhl, f-d dwl-, at pr,,s iinInx rom ~
ttnt- 10 -.t'n The itfurf. aud from II - $40 anil
~ tor the latter the with the duii- pxnoscd
cunning ltilc toilet sc- i,wclry fans pnrAsols shoes
tni mi uuturr duplicates rVerttiiug kunwu In the
wardrobe onccts 81 the BABY or belle ui the period
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21
MSS DIJENPORr's -fCCIDENr.
Giving her Audience "a Stage raii that was
Painfully Too ncnI.

Ii a daint Y houdoir. all pink and blue and
gold. Miss Fanny Davenport rested yesterday
afternoon, after her first rehearsal since her
painful accident in Detroit 4 cheerful camel
coal lire hlazed In the CRATE, the walls were hung
with many pictures. n we-fllel bookcase oc-
cupicd an acovc. and heavy curtains OF blue
shut the room from the rest OF the suite. In a
large crimson easy chair drawn up To the fire.
Int sheltered from it, heat by light tnmbour
screen. AT The fair actress. Her nose and right
eve are somewhat swollen. but there Is no dis
fgurem"ni.
worthy Of an amateur. | hadn't played in Icsfd
for some time. hut wi- 50 familiar with ms part
that had NOT rehcarse,i II for that night As
P0sfhuiid the old blind woman, You know
wear pair ~ fa-e eyes that sadly obscure my
sight. though they do not prevent my seeing
somewhat Alter Ind pr'nounccl the ,ursr
upon the ponti1 sad Ia nvsrlf Now II give
them n good fall.' | throw M my arms and
fell. hut, instead II striking On my hands
~ | intended somehow struck on my uosc
aud forehead. The lain was intense, and blood
low'd cnpiously hu' my Only III ,uslt was That
| mustn't apoil IN" S~'ne II | could help it, So I
lor' u untll the curtain icii. ana a.'rrward
aulrprrd in one scene ~ Lam 1e0si- hilt II WIS
TIE hardest work | ever did, ] can assure yu1.
No. indeed. II Is most decidedly fal-H that
| made the accident ont 10 be worse than It was
leoau~o feared losing trip through Nj 'hghn.
W were doing splondldly and a thousand
dollar house Wn- disappointed hv my nom
Appearance ia Grand l.Hpids The Monday night
sue.eedln- nay accident.
Yes am going g. npponr ON Sniurdnycvcn-
ing in As You ike IT. ln Bpofh'7 Theatre and
| don't believe ihni my face Will bear any nour
able MARKS 10y that time. ! should like 10 rest
next week hut can't. II WIS a shame for some
of the newspapers to say that my nnse wa
broken and that was Scared for life. It's no
81. h thing.
care she viii be ah' Ia appear on saturday
evening without injury To herself.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21
KILLID ON HARAEu BRIDGE.
Widow Eedmond Receivers $4,000 for the
LOIS OF Her Hu.band's Life.


The drawbridgc over the Harlem river. on
T'bi,l n,.r, ,,.,,i.i, La. I.,. IA, s,.,,, 9 900.
-, " " 10 " ~ ~ w
'rhl trous h"'iients, mas NJ last cost TIN city
5000 for tho lifa of ii~ Latest victim On thn
cvenino of ,bn mn nr J,iy 1877 Jomcs ~
=, Wv ~ " "",'' 49, ""'O' W.
richmond, III company Win MS VIE nnd two in
FAINT children WIS ON fla. bridge ~ n boat wna
oi,ou, ,.sst,,, III ,,if ,,.o. Ia ,i,, .,,,.o,,,,
"vv". passing iho WHO was III 'i'' a.Nhh'c
WIN IN" children, ana inc husband was follow
ing them. A. they reached tho cas, side OF the
lrii.., ,h, o,,,,,,oor L., -, IA, .,,a,., ,,,t,,,
'i''~' '"' 'nE'hc'i ''' WI wv St'"h" WITHOUT
warning. and the draw suddenly turned Mrs.
Redmond hurried across the opcning with hnr
hiI,Iro, and 49,, ,,,,,,;,,,, ., Ill c'. na.
"'i,i'"' "ii" y" '"i w iVVN "!'v' "'i nus
hand was horror stricken to sec him crushed
between tn, draw md the etntionnr, nortiou of
,h,trf1.o -,. ,,. ,,.i,, 80, RI, -
''' n''uEe Two "'h WHO N'r" summing h'hr
ran to Rcdmond's assistance. and lifted him M.
He WIS taken TO the Nmoty-ninth Street Hoe
,.i,oI ,,.,,.,. L. 80 i go. -, 49,. NJ, =,
i""' WiioI, l'H "Hu r'n "oIo "npu'"Vu, III
thrcc days Redmond died. Mrs. Redmond was
nppniutpd administrative ON her hu.LnpJ'.
,.',,.. ,', -, 49,.
Ilop'lV' hili hluue u.nanu upon thc CITY i0r
uam,,A .luImlng that ne CIV h"n been nrgli-
bm' ~ "nn ir'ni1'ri lnyr , WY ty,us1u
hhu ,hISi h',lh'Hd lIa''u "" n1u''t IN thc
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

she Es plains Why She Took Mrs. Deianey's
Diamonds stir In II Court Room.

III 'nc MIG county court "r sessions yes
to-day MrS. Mary u Hooper was tried Tor grand
lnrc.ny in stealing s9no worth ~ diamonds
-, ~, u.t,,.. a, ., =.
rom 'its' Nllilhih H. priau'N on oct ~. Mrs'
Hooper pu-Scssa- unusual beauty and her ap-
rearnuee NJ thehar for trinl created a lut,.r ~
'N.'eHN IL ia Nl' Ut 'Nu'd roohl' ~ she moved
to her scat beside her counsel :. u. Morris and
George ". pin.kuev she walked with the l.-
"a
inrlhli'h anu Eru'" 'l E'nteWonnn IN her
drawing room. Mr.. Hooper Is the divorced
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

W.h say tntl havc read tho st'uoyraper snors taken
nuUhi o'r"~lrh tis moruiu4 The II, uosrappr uisun
u'i.'i iN Nth- uH-r ui wish to say "Npi,tS that
ulN ui tiini ui- that irisl
wtonycy tn 81 ina, ,uong the street lie ANN he
!nrmeht al RIO ned ~ woik properly, rs well as
tlty could hRv don, H.
POLICE Captain IIcdlcn. Inspector Thorne
nnd Mr.. John u Storin who oncc had con
tract Tor removing sirci rrfusr from the civ
were Then "Nunlnrd. They all testified that tho
condition of the -ttrrrS r. IA good now ~ in any
previous year at th@ -ruSpu. They agreed that
the street cleaning cannot lc properly done un-
l"ss proper place l. found where the street
relusc may lc deposited without the INTERIOR
emo OF Shorr fn~rf' tors lHlua conimissio nera
an tNr boards oi Health.
Ll" hearing WIS adjourned to to-duy
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

The apartments Of Mrs. Mary Costorno Of 3
Huwnn court Brooklyn, were rohhod IN her absence.
yesterday ota strong hos contInur sold wAtcho
stNfu Niffo rnl two suil gold ln-. slA lud breast
pms and M nn4er rings The hos Na. hidden under
irn.'. Mrs tn,iernl nul her husband kent peanut
stand ~ ono ',n"nnai Exhibition. ia, stolen property
worth about sl,Vr.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21
n",onne'. stree, Commissioner. Law.u,,.

About year ago. cN t.es oncr John widely of
N.w Nnrh. who nov reside. so onne aud who vti
known m polite. There. drrii ~ That Street Conni.
sl"tt VAN husAifh Mn~ lurI 4tu ~
lie tid not satisfy inNt sits 4nl committee thai h.
char-c- were true and NcsicnaN sut Aliiu.t hn f0r
sln dtnHlrs was h'-n IA tlD supreme curt 81. Itr
tltN hN Nj Van RusAlk
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

on If the best and most sensible Christmas
present. tha'a mother. wuo or si-tr make 200 hcg
SON. husband. ~ brother isn doom hnr dol, 30 o
Keep shirts There better shirt in the market II
l. ~ the best Wamsuta muslin with rv Irish linen
bosom Nfih every huf fffnn shirts rfero l4'~ a. a
'luH' -it y nnf ~ cot tNffI heavy -iil plated studs
N.HN.r tte H h.Nr- l-sl .li- f0I tD-" SHIRT.
NiN uf fu fN s'fis .ef "a. u-hf shirts and OiIr f
H. ops uiuh~ l1s tlDrc he Will also nut chtan lnf
'li'uf -tO t tNnusmr' uuitrirtr collar. Ll.
10 "a .llk 1000 Att atre.l.f.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21
BANNING IND IIN fNtytL.

TIN MAJORITY or WALL STREET HORSES NNp
men ar 90. honest pol. ih"f m ffhpr4 Hnd many rthcn,
hrNt world vile Icpuiaupr. toy an,n,ia .unnies. aud
!n' tri4 Tire ut Nou,' nf NgN rr0hn-iain 4 Co.,,
brokers - AL street sru itifi 10 absolute cunde nee,
and n,t ,'urs VAL rnd thgn orders promptly executed
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

For Elliots Carbolic SnuiI II cures your CT
tairh ANA einhrA ua hand. Pn,e ~ cen.s I'D.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

Nothiug can cpnnl the yioirnn Ague aud
IAtr L.ul u. -ll-l-A IN L.uL ~ i ~ NlLLln nue-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

Should at once USE Phillips = palatahc Cod Liver
on. an combination NIth ihUslAV Nutlupe AZ d. Va
giAis Urnuf ii.tt sL-AA..
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1877-12-21

Holiday goods. Sraris. TICS. Jackets. Gloves.
ludkt rOhofs, Indci SHIRTS. ami Drawers lnw prices,
" johnston, ~ Grand st also IL ay 4si. -
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1877-03-29
ODD NOTES.

1t is wiping away tears, not Oh.
them: that proves you're made
right stuff.
The salary of the president If
erland has been increased from %
So, 200 year.
The girls complain that the R,
officers can dance nothing but an i,
prehensible polka.
If You believe in blue rlas,
wait a while. In a few weeks w.
buy cart loads of it dog cheap.
az live by my pen," said
wishing 10 impress young lady.
look as if yeu lived in it," was the,
The asylum for worn out en-,
will be erected by William Il. vands
on the late Commodore's farm at
Point, about twelve miles below pa
keepsie.
1t won't be long before some
haired poet will break into impas
song about gentle spring. The D
is hereby cautioned against any 4
violence; treat him gently, but firm
When the Breton mariner nm
sea, his prayer is; "keep me, nv
my boat is so small and thy ocs
wide" Does not this beautiful u
truly express the condition of each,
..Boarder-." This tea seems
weak, Mrs. Skimp." Landlady-
must be the warm weather. feel !
myself. In fact, everybody comph
She is pretty-too oft it's been sung
And her dimples are wondrous fair,
Like mother-of-pearl iseach little tooth,
and golden is her hair
But whit of the rattle,
What of the tattle,
What of the sharpness Of her little tongu
AT the last Harvard examination
five per cent. failed in algebra and
two per cent. in English composj
though but sixteen per cent. werclad
in Greek grammar.
The Presbyterian church at d
Bend, Dakota, is almost entirely I'M
The pastor and elders are Indians, 4
also one hundred and twenty d
members. Twenty years ago all |
people were aboriginal pagans.
Johnny was telling his ma no /
was going to dress and show off wheI I
was man. His ma asked, "Jolrl
how do you expect to get yourliving \
you get to be a man ?" " Well,nl
Johnny, cpl get married and live h
my wife's pa"