The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-09-15
FRESH FLASHES OF FUN.

In these dull times, brokers' in mining
stocks are laying on their ores.
The New York hand-organs have got
| new SLop-they stop play ing at z. M.
A cynic describes marriage as an altar
on when man lays his wallet and woman
her Elections.
"Wnat did you ge ?" she asked. as he
returned from Il two days ueer hunt.
Got back," was the reply.
Can the man who has scolding wife
be said TO get his living by horticulture? !?
No. Why? DON'T ue keep "a not house 7
! "Second- hand music sold for a song"
is Il sign IN Il New York sAo,-wlnuOw.
| lhe reason for selling probab, Is that
| the music was played ouL.
A ST. Louis man mas invented a look
| ing-glaes winch makes lady Seem to be
standing on her "cad, and sue can thus
easily see now her shoes fit.
Sign Of tavern near the cemetery of
ST.. Oueu: "Tue Mournel's Return.
noIce Vines and Liquors.. rrtvate
Rooms tor Guests " no Wish 10 Weep III
private"
1t is the duty of a gallant man always
to pretend to relieve every nug Il
woman says, out Of res EecJ ~ Ii, +; and
never to bcleye anything she says, out
vi Iesp poet to himself.
F,gut lollns ,van,torod ,or no,,
M r,r,,I, nt A0I ~; ~
n1i4 '7tIln' NV IitfIe w. ',N,',,
advancing toward a capacity for pad.
ulln[ Ler own canoe.
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Iuu', alone ne speaks To ulusel. "
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w,s ~ ,an tn'on,Ihon Poen9
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H"g'sIt"oe III Iowa refused 10 line a
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uSIv nrnLX tDnt nn'n'Hy T,,f ON ''".p'-
vHuImi,,r sans. nf 40 7uiIv ,,,,a,,nD,,@.I
lun CuurI kIssinV mar it.I,II
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10y mum az lnose VedIIui DulDs Il
D"'NA 4"I"''SN 4u'loen VI pro-
Nt9l0n "ea'ci INC o'Ael ua!' lie stared
soon recovered himself, and hn>tf, o"' .aIG ID.
| 20, mem lnrnms? Ipn nent- - '"1N
n ca,ip-lheellng orator oo"h III Con-
llectlcuV "uVl'eH' IN nis Le'lsIous lerVor,
tne oVnoi ""!, 'nIV ~ "'l clo4ueC lool ~
GO Du' 'i0u' ..'Ine. nnu n0 ""o ~ Cloquet
,Ioni noiI ana nraIIaI nins ,ee'YLa tho ,.-
ad,.lunIa F,ass.
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o'"l,ne'"n uIhG tne lateuess OF the
ec"soH ul"ss Janus are sun III laVOf at
oui M"'e' ing places me laulee espe-
T,"lty @lIe 'uenl ueciueu prelerehI e.
ii no' e"y tneF aiG niucn pe,Vel Cn"n Vhe
GinnrI nr - shoa.t,',I'g e' p'000 u 1o"
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'olile one oosel YES tu'V Ihere Is al :
lonoo peV oen woman ellile ana
lii"n i' s'At'e' Ahele ID "Lue ulHef-
ence eolnetllnes. "A "onahs smile" Is
eCl"o'l StA0Isel tn"h soua-""Cel, "llle
tuo man slAAc 10 seluom weaker
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on1'i KIN 'I7 Il i pu0too "pnei , oh an otl-
"'"4 ','n dol,h ~ liz ,',on' GuI 'ne 9poI
ia ,,InU r"I',i',i -" ii'oSe ~ 'iioNy, 'uJu'ts
nlI lI a., UINo'19 ,H,' VIC o"p' "nu-such
10 No .r,roNI, totU W. W. e"he ouV WIN
wy '4Ao '"'lo"' IN
'0ul 60 '" -'9 "lo 00" 9'i'
MY son, would you suppose the
Lor"S ef cou4u De engraved III a
cent?, "WeII. YES, faLHer # a canI lINlo ~
AS bIp in ayrrvhuI .. avn as IL -, 49,
| ,ours mink inpra vo,,iT Mo NO -, ~
Gully IN putting II ON aboI,t ro,,r tin,''' y
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o;anf y" lnp tna n1";I',, was luniy
,ihnrcn hrio~ ,.h ,.an ,.',n,,d W. ,Ne pet'i9
I,[a yeu,nrds, Nv a hInn'l o'o itl r. sVu
rsII cHt n1v We tn,Hk ,twN''iI W. "1'u ,i,, ~ :
unui r 10 see a bI,cK raiI Win tnn - Wv Iol I
ruL on cnasimg Iha Hant,.1 thilr"n M Iu0 ,I.' uo'
sonAse arounG the minister.
Savs the New Y,rk CommnroioI
pran,roIions arc h.,nv ,ct,vII, 80
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vnrinus Iar,'n universiTies EnT,rS ''' ,"l, W,
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