The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-02-15
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- Missouri last year raised 10000, 900
pounds of tobacco.
- Next to diary, the most difficult
thing to keep is cedar pencil.
- 1t is notorious that duck of lover
invariably becomes goose ola husband.
- The financial pressure is loosening.
Even the days are not so short" as they
were.
- The Louisiana orange crop last
year was worth about 100000 OH The
trees.
- Flowers are too beautiful to be
loaded down with scientific botanical
names.
"Cleanliness is next to Godliness,"
and that's the reason the washing is done
the day after Sunday.
Slavery is diminishing every year
in Brazil. BY the law of 1871, all the
children of negroes are born free.
- Mr.. Jefferson Davis is about to oc-
cupy house at Beauvier, near Missouri
City. there to write the "reminiscences of
his public career.
- An editors excuse for discontinue
ing the publication Of his paper was, that
everybody else stopped the paper, and he
thought he would.
Probabilities "When you see a
man geing home at 2 o'clock in the
morning, and know his wife is waiting
for him, it is likely to be stormy"
If You are spelling for row, just
ask a girl, who has gotten few years
up in the twenties, if she don't think
this Winter is colder than that of
1885.
- The New York grand jury has made
out an Indictment against the officers of
the Security Life Insurance Company,
for afixing their names to false state.
ments.
- The Portland Press has just paid one
dollar to settle $4,000 libel suit, and
the Rochester Democrat says that "con-
sidering the hard times it was too
much"
-" "Ma," said little fellow yesterday,
while looking at picture of Cupid in
valentine, II should think that little
angel would rather have sonle clothes
than those wings and bow and arrow"
-"I don't like dem goats nohow,"
said one darkey to another. II kan steal
a sheep or hog, and you'll nebber
hear 'em squall, but dem cussed goats
bah any way you fix 'em. Niggers better
leave 'em 'lone."
Ladies and gentlemen" said an
Irish manager to his audience of three,
"as there is nobody here, I'll dismiss you
all. The performance Of this night will
not be performed, but will be repeated
Tomorrow night"
- A Rhode Island man has written a
lecture, entitled, "Whom Shall Marry ?"
1t is fine work, but, 40 far as we are
able to see. holds to the old opinion that,
after all, there is nothing better than a
woman for q man to marry.
- The commercial editor is man who
is supposed never to indulge in humorous
remarks, and yet once in a while we read
in his column that whisky Is strong and
in great demand;" or.: again. that it is
"dull with down,Oard tendency"
Handsome is that handsome does"
quoted Chicago man to his wife, the
other day. eyes" replied she, in win
ming tone, as she held out her hand.
For instance. husband who is always
ready to hand some money to his wife"
= "Second class in grammar stand
upw said the schoolmaster. "'Johu is
bad boy'-who does John correspond
with ?" II know" said little boy at
the foot, holding up his hand, eff you
mean. John Smithers, he corresponds with
my sister Susan; here's letter he just
gi' me to carry home to her."
-" "Grandma. do you know why can
see up in theisky so far?" asked Charlie,
a little four-year-old, of the venerable
lady who sat on tn" garden seat knitting.
"No, my dear. why is it?" Because
there is nothing in the way" replied the
young philosopher, resuming his astro.
nomical search, and grandma her knit.
ting.
49, A prominent Connecticut writer is.
noted for neglect in his personal appear
ance. The night before Christmas a gen.
tleman spoke to a friend of making the
author a present.. ~ want to get some.
thing that he would keep" observed the
gentleman. ain that case would sug-
gest cake of SOAP" remarked the
friend.
- Buxton said: The longer I live,
the more am certain that the great diff
ference between men-between.the feeble
and the powerful, the great and the in
significant, is energy-invincihle deter
mination-a purpose, once fixed, and
then, death or victoryl That quality
will do anything that can be done in this
world and no talents, no circumstances,
no opportunities, will make two,legged
creature man without it. :
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