The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1877-09-01
NUMBER 20.
PASSING SMILES.
The sun is the oldest and best TAM

Themselves on the wrong tack.
a,,s,..y -. an..a :.
Melon was recently cnFIou Nv an
Alaoai"a nolse.'ace. aao mus. ~ ~
T,,,n,, ass ~ 600 dar. rar;starod IL
p.r;s M, rar;stored dor makes No
i"1is' p"' ieSis'ei'" 1"S macs ~
better sausage tSan an Ordinary KIND OF
n dog.
In New. Jersey, whan they want to
4 nra;ue y man {hrv say q He has such a
| I- t~I-:-r - 49, :, a. ..,o,,I3x,t
| meah iookinE iace oh"e ny Wouiu"
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1T rs one OF the most ulihcuit thing
/ in the world to persuade ourselves that
any one can love those whom we our
Selves u's',Ae' y
HE only way oi no. ps.ng pofcu ~
company ~ 10 say WHY .n'nss y9ul-
sen, OF sit sun ana iis'eh W 'ne why
'hlnBs ol o.ner Peopie'
JOSH p'iLlNes. lsa.",u ;osu ~ @ ra
Pnoo,' sue sin.p'y az. iu' soi,s '"9 s,,;s,,
ma'erla', anu i ';su. We ie''o" ""'eA
'"e Ioo " SUN =. n'
WHITEHALL Tunes a ny never leeis
It's importance so much as ~ uoes when
IL giides in'o numan Icing hiou'"
smothereu III nuck'cpel''cs'
| lT does not follow that the acquaInt-A
ance of bandy-legged men should pc
sought more than otners, pecausS
| irichd ln-Nheeu is irieh" inuceu'
ON THE STRIKE.
strike the lutte Sir, II you like
rl rryinsss strike Ike. the ne ius.n
Why not follow sutl
.,....
ttint Wy III he"nrt wy b"''"'t
Strike them often 4 you are
SUI" frequent "''''''
B9nt--yoa'll pardon the here rs% min
strike obi hi strike, strike the , organ grinder;
Strike him very hard 80. 60.
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SOME somber man on me racinc
Coast rises up suuuen'y, anu ie en- tlss
tnat tne 4oVerhnien' 70 svnH ioi .'o
Grow INDIANS ior ca"s' iu' nm
out
New York Herald: A landlady said
that she didn't know how to make both
ends meet. Well" said boarder,
why don't you make one ehd vege-
tablesT,
THE most recent case OF absence OF
mind is that of an editor who copied
from hostile journal one OF ms own
articles and headed IT "A Wretcneu
Attempt at Wit"
"WHAT ! object to-" said q Texas
horse thief, as he was about to be drawn
up, +" is your hanging me. here In the
sun when there's plenty OF shade Close
by however, go ahead
A MICHIGAN father writes to the fac
IL - Vi ts What arc ,,n,,r tarna
uity Oh inie VIVA. "io youi . mp
for q year, And does II cost anything
extra IL my soi' wan.7 " io"'i ~ o., 'o"e
and write us well as 10 row poat
ur - 4 srotr st~;Los VU;I
IN une sentence, Johi soiinoo VIZ
-, q yUhat h +I,a oh;oct ~ str;kca p,
.cruay' "A"o - o''o voJIoe y. " 3,
Higher wages ana snorter runs
promptly replied the intelligen' pupil
.;n ~ y WY, Wy e;a osra bed a. : cbrrch
eoa.;nai y what h ,H have and answers:
ies.lvaj WA p. n ~ :, na %aJ whor =.
nee - s,n ~, ~ ~ ;ce cream with =
s st,os ~ ''e" " 40 -
'"m" 1850
inI iVon JAZZ 49," e,.aa, ,,,ho hos
gives a Lnn AN, a.p' now " honret az 81 e
'asscI hcl VIII "a az ny az ,vard Glance
~ hople con.laeI ;" VIZ vao ,.,.n Is mi.
snc SINGS ai'er 'no 'o'"e NC" = 1
lorm'
AN irish irlend, VINO never ~ T reaas lily
papers says ne hesls I s NV VIII Il, - snJ
ponipaIuihs na .a1 Ivy; :. e. - tho,,rht
ne can , uhuels'anu ~ ~ n ~. sr..s
they Always po'ipa'ucu ivy AoAA
wiaou" NV, ON rup srA
an 90 -. ~ r. rmS ''
az o'ssr loo Hi III The moo mooniit sea,
And from out on the dancing q waters
came n0A''"s ''aA' s''''
But suddenly s'a yin a',,l y olen wGa
Came the sound of q slipper descending
In measured cadence slow
nTbere,s n souall out there said a lounssr;
.out there on the mcon!it seas"
oh r no not squSl s Sree ,es 0'ns'
: 80 -NsT York COmnsrOial Adsuttsr.
"PAy me that Sands pence YOU owe
me- Mr. Mulroonev.0 said a village at
tornev "For whatr' "For the
never had anv opinion Of YOU in all my
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