The New York herald., 1877-12-02

blond blonde hair: nose r,trousst dimply mouth, dImpy
chin Oh, Katie here's my little cneruot
SECOND Young LADY ION the same babyl-Homely
Ihing, carroiiy hair. cooked nose. sobbery mouth,
04I1 r,a 'ee'; oh come, lets 20 away
FIRST iorsG LADY lon another babyl-Well did
you ever How could a woman bring sucn child Tor
exnioltlonf no nose, ewes ike a Kitten tow hair,
oandy legs Hurry up, Katie. and don't let US lose
time.
SECOND Youso LADY ton samc)-Now there's my
style 10 a drop stitch; such bright little eyes and
blonde curis, ami such fat, littlo regular limbs Now
do declare could take him home and make him :
Christmas preSent 10 mamma
WHAT IS HANDSOME MorHERf
"How 10 the handsomest mother 10 ne determ ned ?"
inquired solemn. thoughtful man, gazed axedy
on the the, plump hgure OF Mrs Horner. with baby
No. 40 In ner lap "By looking at them with your
eyes, suppose" testify answered The neshoof sd.
raising his forednger, that is not philosophy.
See that woman yonders She is handsome:
her features are ~ regular as the Venus de Medicis
but Is she handsome as mother Has sLc a motner,s
tenderness in her looksy Docs she subordinate the
vanity Of displaying aerse', 70 ,aas Of exhb,.ng her
and 10 sue not handsome mercy by virtue OF her
facet Is she not showing herself OF more than her
babys Now look yonder," continued the philosopher,
land see the contrast Look at that woman at the
top OF the hail Her features are not regular. but
look al the depth o. motnery feeling in her eyes
look Al -" ''ohl give us restl" cried out the
citizen adressed, and thus edifying discourse WIS
WIND Up yoR WEEK.
Late in tho afternoon baby was received four
weeks old and weighing just one pounds light
kept awake all day and lively as cricket. Up
10 ten o'clock IN the evaning. when the exhibition
closed, visitors kept arriving. Few OF the children
under the gaslight ieit like sleeping, and howng
after dark was as musical as tho appeals for deliver
sncs OF y"ang pig under pm,Ing uarnynra gate Mr
hail and threw his oicia eye over IT, inside and out
and recommended that as lutte weight as possible be
placed on the third door The broken baustrado
which gave way IRON the pressure OF the crowd the
previous day was repaired and propped. and no ncc-
cent happened during the day.
ballots
be canvassed aud the premiums allotted accordingly;
but reserved ior presentation until December TO- az
Steinway Hail. Additional prizes OF $500 w be added
Tor the coming week.
BEwILDERED BACHELORS VIEWS.
To THE EDITOR HgRALD-
have seen the baby show IL is quite q collection
OF the wondcrluls nave one time AZ
them Midget Han TO make u poor bacnelor feel
queer anu awkward Baoies are good crop: they
are reliable than any Others tncy are not so
easily desti Dyed. and they seem to be evon more
plentiful IN hard than in good times But one at umo
ought TO be enough to satisfy person. Sumo people.
however. are very ambitious, and wi it appears, in
sisr upon triplets Heaven save me from such
iatei Looking at the triangles Il the triplets
las. night, lmas,na,lon conjured up this sccno:-
Happy father waiting anxousiy below. Down comes
the doctor, too, bcaming with smiles.
pocron-Al right, SIR. Let me congratulate you.
boy or girl
DocroR Girls sir girl-s
FATHER hats thaty
DOCTOR ,smlimgl -Grs, sir; all gtrlsi
fArufR-Whs. do you-means T.w-insi
DocroR-No
FATHER-I Ihauk-
DocToR-Tripets'i
FArmER ueeoiling and dazed)-oh, heavens! wnare
am ~
just think OF it Triplcts in these hard times and
girls al that l should imagine TINS something no
man bargains for ! think It ougnt 10 DC good
ground Tor DIVORCE Twins are enough TO stun any
man; ! don't know what should say to them; but
una ~ fcotua IN rpIet -uuhl ia v
OF good hing. No mau could possibly survive that
moro than once.
But the most amusement for at the show was
Young man, VINO hardly knows what baoy IS, anu who
because the mothers are present guide ought
the differences and distinctions How IS tho
poor fellow inleligeutly for any.
thing bu, the handsomest mothers What
does he know about twins and triplctss Bless youi
he the uglicst to be tho handsoncst baby the
finest trplets to be TWINS; and he puts down
Der oil a two-year-od as the handsomcst motberf
Aud all the wnile he looks Gppeaingy at tho ladies
present, who painiy survey his ignorance with
tempt, and he iees II somehow he'd got into Tho
wrong place. And last OF all he wonders why takes
ton yards oil linen TO cover less than half yard Of
baby. But here let Inc stop. I'm not good judge or
critic Of babies. Let mo DO bold enough 10 iesst
don't know anything about tnem
WALDORF. 4. =.
r s.-Please ask Mr. Boucicault to denne u oaoy.
IL II q comedyY