The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-02-15
All Sorts Of Paragraphs,

Missouri last year raised 10000, 900
pounds "f tobacco.
- Next To diary, the most difficult
thing to keep IL Il cedar pencil.
= 1t ID nOtnriUuS that duck of q lover
invariably becomes II goose ofa husband.
- The financial pressure is ln,senir:g,
Even the days are not SO short" Us they
were.
= The Louisiana ornnge crop last
year was worth about 100000 OH The
trees.
- Flowers are too beautiful to be
loaded down with scientific botanical
names. N
"Cleanliness is next to Gndliness."
and that's the reason the washing il done
the day after Sunday.
= Slavery IN diminishing every year
in Brazil. BY the law Of ISL, ali the
children of negroes are born free.
- Mr.. Jefferson Davis IN about to oc-
cupy house at Beauvier, near Missouri
City. there to write the "reminiscences of
his pIblic career.
- An editors excuse for discontinue
ing the publication of his paper was. that
everybody else stopped the paper, and he
thought he would
X Probabilities: when you see a
man going home at 2 O'clock in the
morning, and know his wife is waiting
for him. it il likely TO be stormy"
= 1t you are spelling for row, just
ask girl, who has gotten few years
up in the twenties, If she don't think
this Winter is colder than that of
1885.
= The New York grand jury has made
nut an Indictment against the officers of
the Security Life Insurance Company.
for affixing their names to false state
ments.
- The Portland Press has itist paid one
dollar to settle q $4,000 libel suit and
the Rochester Democrat says that "con-
sidering the hard times it was too
much"
= "Ma." said little fellow Yesterday.
while lnoking at picture Of Cupid in q
valentine. II should think that little
angel would rather have son.e clothes
than those wings and bow and arrow"
~ don't like dem goats. nohnw."
said one darkey to another ''I kan steal
o sheep or hog. and ynm'lI nehla-
hear 'e'i squali, but dem cuascd goats
bah any way you fix 'em. Niggers better
leave 'em lone"
Ladies' and ge;::lsmen," eaid an
Irish manager to hiA audience Of three.
"as there Is nobndy here, I'll dismiss YOU
all. The performance sc this night will
not be performed, but will be repeated
Tomorrow night"
- A Rhode Island man has written @.
lecture, entitled, "Whnm Shall Marry ?''
It is fine work. but, ao far "a We arc
able :o see. holds tt, the old opinion that.
after all. there is nothing better than q
woman foE e man to marry.
= The commercial editor is q man who
is supposed never tn indulge IN humorous
remarks, and yet once in d while We read
In his column that whisky 10 etyonR and
in great demand !" or. again. that IL Is
dull with do,on,Oard tendency"
-"Handsome ia that handsome does"
quoted Chicago man 10 his wife, tho
other day. Eyes," replied abe, in q vim
ming tone. az she hold nut her hand.
For instance. q husband who is always
ready to hand snme money to his Wife"
=. "Secnnd class in grammar stand
up" said the schoolmaster. "John Is
a bud boy'-who does John correspond
| with2" 81 know,o said little bny at
the foot, holding up hia hand, .if you
mean John Snithers. he Corresponds with
my sister Susan; here's letter he iuss
gi' me to carry home to her."
| Grandma, do you tnnw why / can
see up In thesky so far 2" asked Charlie.
a little four-year-old, ofythe venerable
lady who sat on tn" garden seat knitting.
,"No. my dear. why is it?" Because
there Is nothing in the way" replied tho
young philosopher, reouming his astrc-
aomical search, and grandma her knit.
ting. ea IL. 40
- prominent Connecticut vsiter is
noted for neglect in his PERSONAL appear.
snce. The night before Christmas i gen,
tieman spokefo n friend of mating the
author o preseni. ST want 20 get come.
thing that he would keep observed the
gentleman. ,"In that case / would sug-
| gest a cakt of SOAP" remarked the
friend. 1ss' ss3
- Buxton said The longer T live,
the more am certain that the great diff.
ference between men-~hatweenltha Eaehlf
and the powerful, the, greas and tie in,
Significant, is energy deter
| minatiun--a purpose, once lixed, sant
then. death or rietoryl That lualit,
4 will do anything that can be done 10 thii
world and no talents, no circumstances
no opportunities, viii! make g tyo,legget
!, creature a man without It. -
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Darn,n .rrsa,,ySyesu.