The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-10-04
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tie oesntfy rapidly, aaa uyipg 70
avoid notice, arrest him. Ten 20 one
i i some savisgs bank president
Photographer Maaan. why 90
SOS persist ~ moving 40 near the
eAmeni Ola Lady You see. I'm a
little pear sighted. ard I'm aieafcd /
won't take . coed pioler 40 far a..
What decoration is that you are
seating said "a Austrian sargeAn, 10
oew recruit The man blashed deep
", asd responded II Is medal Cur
COW wen 81 the cattle show
Nice growing weather, this, sage
81 exchange All the farmer has 10 do
l. to 81, ga the back stoop, smoke iis
pipe asd hear the vegetables quarrel
lng among themselves about being
crowded
Well. iarmer. you told US your
wood ives good place for bunting
Haw wc've tramped through il for three
hours and found 90 game. Just 20.
Wen. suppose. as general thing.
the less game there ID, the more hun.
ting you have
When the coachman Of Frederick
The Great upset his coach, Frederick
swore like trooper, but the coaehman
cody asked And you. did you never
lose batiloy Tho King smiled gra-
ciosly
Lord Chesterfield was dining at an
inn whore the plates and dishes were
dirty. Lord c., complaining, was IN.
formed by the waiter that every one
must cat peck Of dirt before he dies,
That may be true, said Chesterfield,
but no one ia obliged to eat IL all at
one meal.
There is precocious six.year-old
bow In Auburn. Me-, who is wonderful
on spelling and definition. The other
day bis teacher asked him TO spell mat
rimony: M.a-tri-m.o-n.y, said the
youngster promptly. Now define ii
said the teacher. Well replied, the
boy, don't exactly know what il
means, but know mothers got enough
Of itl
Why is this called Jacobs LADDER
asked charming woman, as che anC
he were going up the steepest part o
the Mount Washington Railway. Be
cause, be replied with look that EN-
phasized his words, there are angels
ascending and descending occasionally
He squeezed her hand.
An American machinist VISITED
China year ago and one day during
his ramhles he heard a familiar moist
issuing from. a squatty building on /
corner Surprising the sound proceed
cd from boiler shop, he entered to so
solicit a job and found nothing but
slant eyed heather playing Home
Sweet home on Chinese fiddle.
II just tell you. observed an oil,
democrat, the other morning. looking
up from bis paper--I just tell you th'
republican party is making troubl,
everywhere Here Is telegram from
Madrid which says Over thirty per
sons have been arrested in connection
with the recent republican conspiracy
But what can you expect with fraud
ulent President IN the cheer
Two Troy brothers, who wen
homo late enc night recently from
celebration. dislikcd TO arouse thei
aged father One of them, after inf
mite pains. effected an entrance into th
house by means Of a grape vine and
back window Then taking off hi
shoes be stcalthily descended to th
door 70 LEI 10 his brother and found
unlocked
An insurance adjuster went to Sc
a man whose house had been destroye,
by fire. How did this thing happen
House.owner- Don't know it's a myt
terry. Adjusier Well, know. House
owner Let's havc il that's Just wha
Td like 70 find out Adiuster--lt'
friction HORSEPOWER Friction
friction What's thatY Adjuster
Why. friction ia the result Of rubbin
a thousand dollar policy on six han
afed dollar housc
A noted miser. who felt obliged I
make present to a lady, entered
cfoekery store for the purpose OF NAL
ing a purchase. Seeing a statueti
broken into dozen pieces. be aske
The price. The salesman said Il wa
worthless, bot be could have il for ID
coat Of packing in box. He sent II /
the lady with his card. congratulate