Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-08-11
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He VIII ,se credit is suspected is not
one to be trusted.
A straight line is the shortest In
morals, as in geometry.
Last wear 3,293 brewers produced
100000 barrels Of beer.
The first stap towards being wise
lis to learn that you are ignorant.
A cheerful face is nearly as good
flor an invalid as healthy weather.
Frowns blight young children As
frosty nights blight young plants.
A difference of taste causes jokes
to be great strain on the affections.
Young man, you can 60 up hill as
fast rs you please, but 60 down hill
slow.
If there Ia b man who thinks it IS
an easy Jol, to be honest, just let him
TRY IL once.
The Pope thinks of having an
other jubilee in the fall. He is ahead
about six millions.
Freeborn county, Iows,hss harvest
ed one Thousand bushels Of grass
hoppers this season.
There are but few who know how
TO be idle and innocent. BY doing
nothing we learn to do ill.
He that speaks of another's fail
'ings with pleasufe shall hear OF his
own with bitterness of heart.
"Some woman, but heap fool" WAS
the remark If an Indian when he saw
lady dragging trail on the street.
The man whose sole ambition Is to
win applause of the world, Ms sure tol
be disappointed, whether he wins or
loses.
Jesa Paul saws love truly, but not
excessively. That 10 to say, never
fan q girl SO hard IS to spoil her
.curls.
Within the past ten years the
Upited States has sold S43, 600, 900
worth, of arms and munitions of war
to Europe.
A writer facetiously remarks that
Jim Blaine's party consists of Grace
Greenwood, Gsil Hamilton and d. H.
Chamberlain.
A good sized parrot will de-
YOUR l12. grasshoppers per minute.
Perhaps it would be we'll to import
100000, 600 parrots.
It hAs been observed that the lady
with diamond ring will scratch her
nose, in . given period, four times as
often a. any other woman.
"why didn't you insert my srti-
cleT asked contributor. "Was
It too longi" No. replied the edi-
tor, ''it wss too narrow"
So far ss California is concerned
President Hayes administration Is
the best endorsed ever known. All
parties approve Of his policy.
Six months before marriage he
says: "Darling, I could kiss the
ground you walk on" Six months
sitter marriage she says: "You kiss
my foot"
None are too wise to be mistaken,
but few are so wisely Sust as to ac-
knowledge and correct their mis-
takes, and especially the mistake Of
prejudice.
A Detroit woman whOsaid she had
q big scandal to relate, but wanted
four ounces Of snuff from each list
ener, had q barrel of "Scotch" at last
accounts.
The blessings of a house is p,ety.
The honor of house Is hospitality.
The ornament Of u house Is cleank-
ness. Tho happiness of house 10
contcntment.
An old railsplitter in Indiana pat
the quietus on young man who
chsffed him upon his bald head, in
these words: "Young man, when my
head gets as soft as yours, I can raise
hair to SELL"
PieErepont, glsncing over the news
from America: "Weslly, now! A
wioti q wumpust a webellioni And
in the Nswth, two. you know! How
vewwy unfswtunste that Gsnwal
lwaut ,s out Of the countwy."
Her husband had been playing
base ball, and when the doctor came
she exclaimed, "Poor AdolphasI He
got q pitcher in his centerGeld and
he can't walk" The doctor thought
itmore likely that he had been play