The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-06-21

Middleton-snake-oldh en-ha Ia!
Growing corn looks remarkably well.
| Fall and Spring wheat promise good crop.
The corn trade is fat as a founder here.
lady runs the telegraph department here, now.
Full-fedged grasshoppers have been falling here
| and there, for several days.
/ Grasshoppers have done very little damage up to
| this writing; but who knows what is coming.
Gardens beginning to look beautiful, since on
ion-betls and peavines loom up in the fog.
Patent fence, patent soap, patent corn mills, and
patent hat stealer men, becoming very numerous,
| rs the days lengthen.
young chap kissed girl behind the kitchen door,
Sunday evening. Now. let every young fool and his
kitchen girl get mad
Some of the old folks enjoying thorough course
Of the measles, in this place. We wish them great
joy, and eminent success in all things.
Tom says he has a rough time up among the law
yers but he claims that he stays late the other
people of this world are able to stay.
Chase the popular and affable hotelist, is doing
smashing business. He is the right in place he
knows how to fill, and he keeps rstcass boarlers at
the Hiawatha House. No Irishman need stay away.
The same white-whskered chap with the same
iasses candy haired gal, at the show, Hand
in hand they walked the streets, while and
he "squoze" hern little. Love must make awful
fools of people.
young spark in this benightei city went three
nights to see newly found sweetheart and each
time the girls mother brought in her chair and stad
late-that is, she stad until the young fellow left
The third time the charm. He says he will 20
there more.
DIR. Miner pulls up at the head of the list of sur
seons, in this State. lie and Charley Cole performed
operation, last week. that bafed the skill of our
most eminent physicians. He has gained the goal.
lie has done the deed. The dog looks better.
John Lyon dropped into our den, last week, and
read an entertaining ode to Mr. Feelerm Tool. of
the heroes of the St. Louis fire. If John isn't brick
of the first water, where did Brutus get his army
Call again. old boy; love to hear you talk, some
times.
We had the pleasure of listening to the reading of
Mr.. George Lyon, Jr, last Friday evening 1t would
be but feeble expression to say that highly
delighted and agreeably entertained, well pleas
antly disappointed. His reading is truly rstclass in
every particular and his eocution is very
to Aft Bunetts while his gestures and articulation
are faultless. The Congregational church was well
filed with the intellect and elite of the city, and all
pronounced it brilliant George has very
bright future before him. if he only applies himself
succe.s 10 him He ,r;II nav ,h. .;tv ~ Trov VI,
in short while. We ask the intelligent to be pres
ent, and then ask them to decide if we have mis-
represented the young student if we have drawn
the picture too fine
Last week we wrote few sguibs for which we beg
tolerance, after We have explained In last let
ter VIC stated that two chaps had been a drunk at
,s , wct he, anil each s,vs W.. .,. ,r,ro IN rn;,,
him. We further simply stated that she WA still
runnin. to an Office three times n week. etc. Well.
four professional gentlemen are walking around on
their ears. while nine laes have their hack hair up
about it. Two of the angry four are no ugly. filthy
and INSIGNIFICANT. that negro xencb wouId turn male
te be caught in the company of either of them and
the other two are possessed of rs many women at
home they can manage. Go slow; there is hen
on. We also alluded TO a certain fellows whipping
MS sister, etc. "eii thahk Ged only three want sat
sfaeton Tor this lhe three or four httie clps were
p"s".u Up "' yUA anu v" "o '' '" n-'' 'n"'
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MUMMY of ,r,mn called large crowd .round him
aud horxnu.d them IN deo,s of v.,or and ,,oo5 and
nrono.eJ that they wbin paul PRIV. If any man he
cones offended MT our writing. we want him tn come
"a ms like n man and not sneak around like n coyote
in the grass We can always be found ready to take
a tlreshiny if complainant is able to give it to u.s.
PAIL PRr.
ISee here, Mr. Pry: If Won are not gassing about
this-if YOU have really offended so many persons
We would little rather that occasion for giving Of
fence were avoided MS much as possible-G1
Crops are looking fine, and the people anticipate
big harvest.
Severance is a lively town. There is more improve
ment going ON than in any town on the road Men
are selling and buying every day. The following
property changed hands, in the last week: X Small,
residence, to w. H. H. Curtis; b. F. MeCray, resi-
denee, to o. b. Carroll; F. Conrtin, residence, to
d. J. Mawherter.
&c. Nelson is building an addition to his store
He is having big trade and he is compelled to have
more room.
Our lumbcrmen have new cart 1t is beauty
1t manufactured by weyer & McGee
Ruben Small is preparing to build fine house. to
fill the place Of one inst sold.
There is n Young man here who saws that bed bugs
and eas will not bite him. hut the worst ia 10 he bit
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