The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-12-03
4 EnICAhisMS.

The man VINO goes up flight Of stairs
three steps at tire Is the one who gets
G.cl ANA oies esrIy.-Ch,cGgo Journal.
Our German friend says very truly,
You don't mos alwsys know about dem
elections, dill you heal from der back
downs -COBlnerct0L Bulletin.
Gen. Sherman doesn't waltz-but he
vii, II Mrs. General hesrs ct his kissing
aav more actresses and whole Covies 0!
young adde's W,tkes5GrTe Times
The lady whom Stanley YVES TO marry
hiss welded another W hat shat! !: profit
8 man il 10 fines l5,0OU,OOU, OF heathens
ana l,ses ms best glrI?-DYOrccStcT Press.
A Mississippi Granger is opposed to
railroads. de says that when ne goes to
IOWA In.y bring MN home 90 quick be
nasn't time to get sober before he arrives.
Inter. Ocean.
Inc present shrinkage OF tue small
ouy on goldfish diet merely sA0w' that E9
.. IN trailing Tor Inc Thanks giving IN
4 .,icn Of roS-t turkey snd squash pie
Ers,dng Nue..
The fanny of an inVe!erate topper,
whose dial Was pro.u,e.y ornsmel ted
with "wu.sky blossoms, refused 10 long
q tolerate han, ~ re had )ecome It.
gular rye soTo.-St. Loaa Irmes.
rh,s beins the grape Sc s)u, i. may be
mentioned that one way OF making WHINE
d. u tread on the d.Ss tai. -Ee"ding
Di.ps.ch Tanners IN want 0! DARK
mgut use the same recipe.
mo won who hcsltateS is lost, and
when the country airi looks the second
me a. przs package or the vegetable
IVORY basket, the peanut conductor know
ua ms made sale.-DeTrlck.
He gave ner hearty smack. port
Kiss IKE that" she salu. 81 want n sweet,
tender pressure when I'm kissed. L don
want any ire works de lett out the
EXPLOSION II tue next act.-DaHDHTy
NcUS
Conversation overheard by our report
A., a., tue Love Institute, last evening":
Who - THIS man Curly That hes talk
.nc g9oau?' "W mol why the greatest
u,,r,o In ali German literature. Smut uP,
..u aon'l expose your lguorance. 81
FEVER heard Of any sUCh man a. Curly
rs.ore; how dad he spell his name Any
way?' "GG the" "Oh, l know W!
.. counsel lie means Coo IL, -
Boston IrGU Tier.
He stood shlvering around the Central
Market, drop OF rain finding Its way
down his sp,uai column uow ard linen.
He recognized the iac. that the season
uad closed, and that sleeping under shtHs
had become cold and monOIoaOus. Il We
20, 10 "a, out plans Tor the winter 1t
IS hard musing AS lie d.SeG Ito DIS
apo,, rockets. "Pn kiLd,y 'tTaid lba,
Ds..-!!l C are sick of grsssnopper ana
ire Sufferers, aid ! know they are up y,
snuf ON tne Dodge OF the clergy man
driven out ol ArNursaw by tAe NUN uN
L.;'ssee might De- Russian or
| Turkish exile, out can't talk tue ian
ruarr. might be II settler driven oU'
Of Id.ho by lne lujl.s, has tue war Is
| ended. All these Kerosene and gun
n WIDER accidents are cd, the pubic don
| care any more VINO G IS hart on raj.
/ rosls. ana my eyes src too good ~ Jay
of bh d. Mother hand organ "ou.ua
pay. the chestnut business Is too coo
! and .oISs won't buy aay more to3.hac"'
cure. Hang II, al tue lodges are played
and here | am rs hungry - woit an
clothes alt gone! II looks US II the da!
wasn't far eff when well al have 70 %
20 work ana wear ourselves down 10 tu'
bone to get hvlng.-Detrort IRE
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