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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01
Latest.

South Carolina has been counted fol-
Hayes, s to 7. Hill and Lamar have
given notice that they will join the
iibusters. The former instructed BY
his constituents in Georgia to do every
thing possible to delay the count. Til
den openly councils and urges flibust-
ering- Open threats are made to as
sassinate Hayes. 1t looks like trouble
but the great body of the people with
out regard to party will stand by the
country in the Inauguration of the
legally declared president. Grant
stands at the helm and treason wont
dare to show its head.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Scarcity of MOney.-There is no
doubt but the present condition of all
Kinds of business and industry is fear
fully depressed, and it behooves every
family to look carefully to their expen-
ses. Winter is coming on when chill
dren are liable to Group, Whooping
Cough, &c. Coughs, and Colds will
prevail everywhere, and Consumption,
with other throat and lung diseases,
will carry off many These diseases
should not be neglected. Doctor s
bills are expensive, and we would ad-
wise our people to use BoscHEE' s
GERMAN SYRUP. 1t never has failed.
One bottle at IS cents will keep your
whole family we'll during the winter.
Two doses will relieve any case. Sold
in all towns in the United States. and
by your Druggist T. J. Wood.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

School Report. Report Of
District No. l, in the Town of Port
Edwards, for the month of January
1877:
No. of pupils enrolled, "a.
Whole No. of days attendance ga
Time lost by hardness, II days.
Names of pupils present every day,
during the month and not tardy, Ber-
tie Mennett, Lenore Mennett. Tommy
Parrish.
Visitors, Mrs. Parrish, Mrs. VIM.
Parrish, Frank and Harry Parrish,
Mrs. Jno. Edwards, Mrs. VIM. Ed.
wards, Mary E. Edwards. Mrs. Men.
nett, Mrs. Smith, Wathan Smith. Mrs.
Charles, Mrs. Foubert, Mrs. Lesarge,
Miss. Emma Lesarge, Miss. Amelia
Labunker, Miss. Della Labunker, and
Adele Labunke.
SARA A. TURLEY.
Teacher.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01
The Dramatic Entertainment.


Writer'S Hall was well filled last
Thursday evening By an audience en-
bracing very many of our best citizens,
to witness the first entertainment given
by the new club, composed of anna.
tuers, and residents among us. The
plays, GA Dead Shot," and 'sEh /?
What is it 2" were rendered in a man.
ner which would have done honor to
professionals. We do not hesitate to
say that each character personated was
a success. The character song by Mr..
Schultz was humorous, and made the
most sober-sided person in the audience
to overflow with laughter. 1.-The
Three Crows was so absolutely redic-
ulous, ludicrous and absurdly funny
that one laughed in spite of himself.
The entertainment was interspersed
with vocal selections, which were we'll
received. Now in closing this brief
notice, we wish to give word of coun-
sci which We trust may be well receiv-
ed We are not one of those who
believe that Dramatic entertainments
of a ehaste character are demoraliZine
or have a degrading tendency upon
public morals. We have ever believed
and do still believe that the Drama
| may be made means for lifting men
up instead of dragging them down.
People require amusement as mental
and physical pabulum. 1t is as neces-
sary as food, or air, or drink, to the
physical organism In It's development.
| Therefore we are not disposed to decry
these home dramatic entertainments
when carefully and conscienciously
presented. In the plays presented, We
would say to those who have the mat
ter in charge, 1st select only those
which carry good moral, and that
will leave a healthful influence upon
the minds of an auditory +; I'd
everything from the text that is un-
couth and unchaste all that can posssi-
bly, be tortured into an expression of
the vulgar or low. There are those
always ready to put double meaning
upon certain passages which may be
only pure to pure mind. Double
entcndre is the forte of low and basilar
natures, and just SO far as such natures
are fed and sustained, just SO far is an
absolute damage done to society. We
ask the young folks to think of these
things. Try and build up rather than
tear down and destroy. We are not
charging that the entertainment given
deserves unjust criticism. With one
or two only exceptions 1t was above
disparagement.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Fire. = The house of Mr.. Odolpl
Eberharte in the Whitrock neighbor-
hood was consumed on "Wednesday
evening the 21st. inst, about shutdown.
The fire is supposed to have taken
from burning chimney, as the chin.
ney had been on fire but was supposed
to have been put out by the applica-
ton of water. The roof was shortly
observed to be all on FIRE. and ready to
fall In. Mr.. K. succeeded in saving
only little bedding and the clothes
the family wore. The property was
insured for $1,000, the loss is put at
over $4,000.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Caked Breasts, Rheumatism,
Sciatica, Swellings, Sprains, Stiff
Joints, Burns, Scalds, Poisonous Bitcts
and all flesh, bone and muscle ailments,
can be absolutely cured by the Cen.
taur Liniments. What the White
Liniment is for the human family, the
Yellow Liniment is for spawned, gall
ed, and lame horses and animals.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Mothers can secure health for their
children and rest for themselves by the
use of Castoria, a perfect substitute
70 Castor Oil. 1t is absolutely harm
less, and is as pleasant to take as honey.
For Wind Collie, Sour Stomach, Worms
or Constipation, for young or old, there
is no thing in existence like it. 1t is
certain, it is speedy, it is cheap.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01
LOCAL MATTERS.
HI. IL PEyILLEO, Editor.
Grand Rapids, Thursday, March LIST.
CITY AND COUNTY.
Our City EIecti0n.-Next Tues

Our City EIectiOn.-Next Tues
day will be the day when we shall be
called upon to elect city officers for the
ensuing year. The positions to be
filled are, a Mayor in place of Geo. r.
Gardner, Treasurer in place of S. A.
Spafford, Marshal in place Of Geo.
Baker, Police Justice in place of l..
KRONER, an Assessor in place OF Jos.
Freeman, and one Alderman from
each Ward; also a Supervisor from
each Ward to serve upon the Co. Board
of Supervisors. The out going aldermen
for the several wards are, John Arpin,
II P Chase, and Geo. Neeves. We
believe that our citizens very generally
have been entirely satisfied with the
conduct of the City Government the
past year. We have no hesitancy in
saying that our Council has been the
best we have ever had, while the city
officers without exception have been
faithful in their several trusts Wheth-
er they will be willing to sacrifice per-
sonal for the good of the public inter
ests another year we do not know, but
trust they may be prevailed upon to
again accept the positions they have
filled so well. As regards the position
of Alderman ia the third ward, we
fhink some person should be elected
other than Mr.. Neeves, who has been
absent nearly the whole year Any
good man who Will be wide awake to
the city's interests VIC are sure will be
acceptable to the people. What is
wanted is an honest, conslderate Coun-
cil,--a Council composed of good men
and true, and whether they be repub-
.l:cans or democrats, the people care
very little. The Office of Assessor is
seae that is elicitlng some discussion,
soms Directing to Mr.. Freeman because
Of the high valuation put upon prop
erty last spring, and the oversight
which allowed city property to remain
at par valuation in the equalization
by the County Board. We have no
fault to find with Mr. Freeman's action
as Assessor and can heartily support
him if so the people see fit to place
him upon the ticket We are an out
and out Baker man for Marshal, and
hope 10 see him elected By vote that
will carry CONSERVATION into the ranks
of those who would wrong the city out
of personal property tax by chican-
cry, fraud or otherwise. Undoubtedly
good ticket will be presented, one
that can be enthusiastically supported
by every voter who has the welfare of
the city at heart.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

NOtice.-To all whom it may con.
Germ: That my wife Susan King, left
my bed and board on the 23rd day OF
December 1876 without just cause or
provocation, and l hereby warn all
persons not to board or trust her on
my account as will not pay for the
same.
CHARLES KING.
Westboro, Taylor Co., Wis.
Feb1w4
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

A Terrible C0ugh.-How often
we hear the above remark during these
extrame changes of weather. Colds,
Coughs and Sore Threats were never
more prevalent among children than
now. Now we are going to urge you
to try a remedy which has excited
comments by physicians all over the
country, who acknowledge their sur
prise at the wonderful and happy re-
suits from its use. That remedy is
the we'll known preparation. HALE S
Couch CORDIAL. Your own drug
gists Robinson & Schultz will tell you
that it is the best cough medicine they
ever sold; and will warrant a cure or
return your money to you in case of a
failure after using one-half the bottle
1t is very pleasant to the taste, making
it a very desirable remedy for children
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Election Notice. Elsewhere we
publish under this head, notice to
the electors of the city of Grand Rap
ids authorizing them TO vote at the
election next Tuesday. either for or
against establishing and maintaining
High School in our city. The object
in view is to secure to the District or
School the sum of $500 per year from
the state, for which the code provides.
The taxes are not increased a farthing,
and no change need be or viii be made
in the conduct of the school. Let
every voters vote read '.For High
School"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Arrested-Y esterday Sheriff Ward
served the "papers" upon Marshal
Baker, JOS, Freeman and Henry Tick
nor, for entering the residence of Geo.
Neevcs and taking therefrom certain
articles of furniture levied upon and
attached for personal property tax.
The boys are yet at large, but are
liable to 60 TO Wards cellar any mo-
ment. The general feeling is to stand
by the city to the bitter end, and as
certain if possible whether the law
providing for the collection of person
al property tax is myth or a reality
The people have paid Nerves tax about
long enough and if there is virtue in
The law they want to know it. IF
none, then let's all lock our doors and
defy the authorities. The Royal House
of Neevss should be no more mpt
from the demands of the law than the
most humble tenement. Blue blood
don't hold over a democratic people
worth 4 cent.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01
BUSINESS NOTICES.

Wanted.-To exchange City Prop
erty-either house and lots, or vacant
lots, for work to be done on cranberry
marsh. Will give long time to dc
work in. Inquire at this office. If
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Union CaucuS.-There will be a
Caucus for the purpose of nominating
City officers to be supported at the en-
suing election, at the City Hall, Sat
urday evening, at Z o'clock.
MANY CITIZENS.
Grand Rapids, Feb. 2Sth, 1877.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

For Sale.-440 acres of frst-class
hardwood land in the town of Rudolph,
upon which can be cut any amount of
Stave Bolts and Ties, will be sold in
lots to suit purchasers. Inquire of
L. B. WARNER, Agent.
feb15tf
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY,
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.,

ROMAN CATHOLIC.-Rev. Father PER
NIN,-Services every Sabbath morning at 10
o'clock Catechism l P. NJ. Vespers P. M.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. L. N. Foste
Services every Sabbath at 10 IL A. NJ, and L
p. NJ. Sabbath School at II NJ. Prayer meeting
Wednesday evenings.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.-Rev. C. Haskell
Services every Sabbath at 10 IL A. NJ, and Z
z. NJ. Sabbath School at /: NJ. Prayer meet
ing Thursday evenings at II and class meet
ing at p. M. Sunday evening.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Lost an Eye.--Eddie, the little
son OF Mr. S. Brazeau, unfortunately
had an eye put out by straw thrust
in to it while playing upon a hay-uou.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01
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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

DupOnco's Golden Periodical
Pills are the surest and safest remedy
for ladies in delicate health. no. AZ, 1y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Attend the Literary society next
Saturday evse ming.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01
SOPHIA BAKER.

SOPHIA BAKER.
The girls in this vicinity want to
let John Henry" alone.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

MatrimOnial.-The Marshalltown
Iowa } Times publishes the following:
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-03-01

Mister editor [ forbid any one mar
rying John Henry for was engaged
to him the first of January, for if he
gets married he will hafto suffer the
penalty of the law. I remain as ever
his intended wife.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-12-22
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.

BETWEEN
NEW YORK AND PHILADELPHIA
II through trains zach dali dupots In
lin New York
Double track. the most improved equipment, and tho
fastest time consistent with absolute safety.
OK AND AFTER NOVEMBER H. 1877.
trains leave New YORK; via Desbrosses aud Cort
landt street terri y. foliows:
1880 SEQ ~ 80 limited) IL a. NJ La . O. 30 80
NJ
goat rooky Annex connect with ali through trains
Jersey City 9ordin- aspoe3y and direct transfer for
Brooklyn travel - +
4 80 ana II 4. NJ. (.imuod express 35 4. MI 2. T.
. 80. Z and - u. VI. aud ~ midnight. TN sunday,
~ J5. T. g. 80 A. NJ 4, 10 y. VI. and ~ midnight
Ticket Offices $40 and 9II Broadway. No Astor iIonse
ana Dcbrosscs and Cnriinndt streets: No Court
81 aud brook yn Annex depot foot OF Fulton ST. Brook.
Jersey Cv Emigrnnt Ticket oice No q Battery place.
l.. l.. FAkMEk, General Passenger Agent.
FRANK THOMSON, General MANAGER.
EXCURSIONS.
IyOD FISHING SIXTH TAR on SUNDAY DECEM-
per % steamer ST. ~ LOW. leaving Harrison ST. ~
H. 7n5: Iotn At. NJ H. 20 9Th vt H. r., 80 pier ~
tickets 81 cod tackle and bait board good fishing zee
papers tor extra trips Al. q. FuSTki Manager.
DENTISTRY.
4 SET or TEETH IL THEE HOURS, AT DIR W.
ANEW BEDtGuS. J7I 6th sv ono door above 23a st..
opposite Masonic Temple rubber. ceIlod gold, patina.
and everything ia mechanical dent with desDatca;
nitrous oxide Gas 40 3II 9th av
BEAUTIFUL ARTIFICIAL TEETH. SO; GUN, -;
Dwarrsntedi View YORK Dental ROOMS" ~ tti Az F;
Established 1854. Dr. MkADEk.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-12-22
n7ACIiIN EiIf.

(yOFFEE ROAsrkRs. COOLERS. IS HOasE TODD
OEngue 40 horse Boiler, make: Mustars Founder.
Elevator. spice MIL; NIL in 1874 I'LL In complete
order. 1874 Duane VI.
Umpire WOOD SPLIlTERS- BEST IN UNITED
Istates splitting pine oak and hickory; send tor cir
GUAR. MM. l. WILLIAMS. Id \ ast 18th
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-12-22
WATCHES, JEWELRY. I

WANTED YACHT ENGINE AND FITTINGS; 81.
w about Xxi Address, SALf, Herald office.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-15

Boggs is a very social man, and
he likes to talk to any person he
happens to be travelling with. He
made a trip on the Little Miami
Railroad the other day, and found
seat alongside of a solemn look
ing man who had kept his gaze out
of the window. Boggs tried to
catch his eye to open the CONVEX
sation with him; but he couldn't
do it. It's hard to catch a mans
eye travelling at the rate of 80 miles
per hour. .Boggs offered the man
his paper; but he shook his head
without looking around. The con-
ductor came along, and Boggs
thought surely he must look around
now; but he didn't. A man in
front handed out two tickets, and
pointed silently to Boggs' compan-
ion. Boggs began to grow uneasy.
1t was the longest time he had ever
been in a strangers company with
out finding out something about
him-where he was pointing for
at least. The brakeman came in
that way with some water at length,
and the man turned round to get
some. Boggs Immediately availed
himself of the opportunity to say:
"Going's far east as New York 2"
"No," glowled the man, as he
removed his tobacco preparatory
to drinking.
Boggs waited until the stranger
had quaffed pretty liberal quaff,
when he remarked:
"New York is pretty dull place
this time of year, anyhow. Mebbe
you're striking for Philadelphia to
see whether the old towns changed
any since the Exposition 7"
The surly man gave an impatient
shake of his head.
"P'raps Cleveland's your des-
tination Z" put in Boggs, not at all
disconnected.
"No," the man growled.
"Can't be you're going this
roundabout way to Chicago |"
The stranger didn't deign re-
ply of any kind to this. Then
Boggs raised up, twisted around a
little, fronting the stranger, and
said: "
81 s'pose you've no objection to
telling where you are going :"
"D-n It'll" cried the man, "Tm
going up for seven years
Then the deputy sheriff in front
told Boggs that he'd rather not
have folks talking to his prisoner,
and Boggs hadn't anything further
to say.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-15
BRONCHITIS AND LUNG
AFFECTIONS.
TRACUEOy.
TRACIEEON.

A slight so-ca'ied cold wiI Outlines
lead TO a serious cough, Uhich, Wncared
for Or badly treated, must hare bat one
gesutt-it must crentudfe ia "a settled case
Of BRONCHITIS, or sch0t ~ r0rse, tho
deadly CONSUuPTION. To all SUFFERING
from harassing cough aud eGpecfOrafioD,
IRA CHEON offers a. sound, reliable, and
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that terribly septic deposit, nhich, II [eJt
scifhout judtciOus treatment, must COM
Hiunicate its poison to the cesicuidr sub
stance of the lang, degenerdtinO aud de-
strOyiIig that most essential or organs,
and uifimdtes only Ia an carly and an
timely death. TR1CHEON has no equal,
much less superior, and its use UiH not
only reDiOce the deposit, thereby aHordipg
great reiief, bat heals the meDibr1ne and
leores The patient la possessions Of healthy
lung tissue.
Price, Fifty Cents per bottle, or sis
BOTTLES, $3.50.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-15
THE WONDERFUL
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WENAR.
HE WAR.

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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-15

An engineer of train coming
into Paterson, N. j., the other day
was Mortified to see boy deliber-
ately taking off his coat, turn
down his collar, and lay down on the
track with his back across the rail.
The scared man screamed on his
whistle, shut down the brakes,
reversed the engine, and stopped
the train, just in time to see the
boy rise and retreat, with his finger
to his nose. The train will not be
stopped next time. GU
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-15
DYSPEP STA.
GASTRON.

GASTRON is a safe, speedy, and posi-
ftve cure for that most depressing of all
otenfs, and n brief course of tredtDten ciIE
restore the digestive organs to their fr'is-
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nervous irritabiIity Of literary and oIL
persons pursuing sedentary life, Is
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stomach Is restored 10 keaIfh aud the key
note of the system sciU once more respond
IN the performance of labor.
Price, One Dollar, ia large bottle, or
air bottles. So.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-15

The editor of a rural newspaper
wandered to this city the other day,
and dropped into church while
the Sunday school services were in
progress. He fell asleep, and woke
to find a children's paper on his
lap. With the true journalistic
instinct he picked it up, and had
read through column and half
of assorted bible text when the
officiating minister lighted on him,
and laying a patronizing hand on
his shoulder, inquired how he liked
it. "First-rate," was the reply,
sand I'm glad to see you credit
But where did you strike your ex-
change list!
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1877-08-15

A drummer caused "Woodcocks
on toast" to be printed on the no.
tel bill of fare where he boarded
on April LIST, and the walters serve
"wooden faucets on crusts."