, 1877-10-19
For the Ladies.

rvp,,xs never kiss their wives kissing
4, one of the Christian grAces.
wHrE j. agaiu in favor for ball ,oi.
l,,tss, especially for young tAdies.
L.pfEs. when driving. have a bow Of
b,us or cardinal ribbon fastened 20 the
Whip.
IL doctors keep "a with their warnings
against baby kissing. lots and lots Of big
girls all be driven 10 kiss babies older
grUvn.
SINCE the doctors began 20 agree that
tirht-lpcing didnt hurt women hit. but
hsd tendency 20 make thea healthy,
you can't hardly End piDched vAist IN a
days travel.
~ Eie Railway conductor seiIed q
woman's baby when she wouldn't pay her
fare, bu, she vas 20 glad 20 get rid OF the
child that be paid her two dollars to take
IL back.
Az exchange says "Girls, If you knew
how men disliked slovenliness in women
you would keep yourselves as neat as wax
all the time" Are men worth taking all
that trouble fort"
yIsrToR-'I see you have new girl. y
Housekeeper--"I took her week On
trial" Visitor-"And how do you ike
heri" Housekeeper-"The trial is al
most more than can bear"
BLACK kid belts, with aunoniere bags
mounted with silver or with cut steel, are
A novelty. The monogram of the wearer
is on the bag, and the clasps and joints
of the belt are finely carved. The price
of this really useful article is only go.
IT was very careless leaving the parrot
in the parlor Sunday evening, but she
never thought anything about it until
Monday morning, when ne rouseu the
whole house by making asmacking NOISE
and crying, "DarliDg Susie! darling gu
sie." He kept it up all day, and the old
folks are much interested in the case.--
Rome Sentinel.
"V1oLET FAME" wants new name to
call her lover, and says:
Where shall find that magic name to give
himg -
How shall learn to spell the hidden word
oh! shall find it cradled on the zephyr
Orlurkng in the wood notes off the bird?
Look in the directory, dear, look in
the directory. D
If YoU ONLY THINK so.
l often think my only love, ....
The world would be more true.
II half the ladies' in the world
Were half as good as you.
And don't you think, my only love,
'Twere merrier meath the sky,
II half the men in half the world
Could love as well as lS s- r.
"THIs may seem work of superero-
gation,n he remarked as he toddlcd down
to the front gate, and commenced opera
tions on the hinges with feather and a
bottle of oil; "but the critical period is
approaching, when a young man
has to be handled very del
icately, and just the least little
bit of setback may throw things. The
smallest creak might be disastrous; and
this gates got to stand for two girls more
besides Imogene."-Puck. ,n .
PAUL DE CAsSAaNAC, the French Dep.
uty, journalist, bully and dueist, received
his first instruction in fencing from a
woman. She was the daughter of Po.
lish fugitive, by vocation a fencing mas
ter She came to ask assistance for her
sick father, and proved the truth of her
story by challenging doubter to bout
with the ioils, and easily disarmed him
Under the tutelage of this woman Cassag'
nae became one OF the most expert swords
men in, France, He has fought nineteen
-duels and never received scratch.
A FEMALE Justice of the Peace in Wy
oming Territory was obliged to hear a
case of scandalous character, in which
her husband filled the unenviable posi-
tion of defendant. She sentenced him to
be hanged by the neck until he was dead
and was anxious to have the sentence car
ried into effect at once, until the attorneys
explained to her that she was sitting simply
as an examining court. She then held him
in bonds of $1S,000,000, to await the &C
tion of the grand jury, and saidshe would
shoot the first man full Of holes that at
tempted to raise the surcties.--NeUadd
Paper.
A HUNDRED YEARS AGO. One hundred
years ago not pound of coal nor one Gu
bic foot of illuminating gas had been
burned in the country. No iron stoves
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