The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1877-11-29

THE man who, on British territory,
uses the British flag for advertlslnS' ~
fined.
THERE isn't much difference between
n grasshopper and grasSwldow' h''hef
will Jump at the first chance
A LADY complains Of the present male
style, that there il too much collar anu
too little gentleman.
NOTE pinned to n deserted Pittsburgh
baby: "Treat me well, for ] have no
father or mother. Boil the milk well
before giving it to the boy
"WuY," asked Pat, one day, " why
was Baaam n frst-class astronomer ~
The other man gave it up, of conrse'
Z" Shurc," said Pat, "twas because he
had no trouble in finding an ass to-
roid.
81 SAY, boy, il that the fire." asked a
gentlemen OF ragged urchin, and point
ing to- dense volume OF smoke that was
issuing from the windowso of warehouse.
" No, sir that is only the smoke, re-
piled the boy.
| WILL the capitalists and manuiactur-
ers listen to the demand that is rising up
| in one long, irrepresIible wall all over
free America, for cheap grade OF Christ.
mas presents, adapted to the wants OF
Young men on salaries. Hawkeyc.
Ir SHOWS every other day in Russia
during the winter, and thousands OF
Young men Join the cars army to hght
The Turks for no other purpose than To
get rid of shoveing three or four feet or
snow off the front payements three or
four times week. NOrr'stown Hcrdld.
THEparagraphers' association isgreater
than the telegraph, greater than the tele'
phone. Through its delicate, intricate
process paragrapher can sit in his room
In New York and scratch the back OF
paragraher in New Orleans Courier
.jownal.
al WAS born in Bath" said dirty
looking customer, as he harangued
crowd at a political meeting, "and | love
my native place. You don't look az IL
YOU had ever been there since" SAID one
Of his hearers, as he proceeded to !aud an
opposition candidate.
! For congress that was convened
expressly to consider appropriations ior
the army, the present one isn't strict'y
speaking, a success. 1t reminds us ol 'he
: Georgia campmeeting where the mem
hers assembled to glorify God, and then
went to picking huckleberries.
Ar the recent baby show in Boston the
babyhood and nothngness was exempt
fed in an infant which weighed only Il
mound and half This iniantile prodigy
was exhibited by a South Acton mother,
and when it squalls she has to spank IL
with tack hammer.
An Irishman who had been SICK long
time was one day met by the parish
priest, when the following conversation
occurred "Well, Pat, am glad you
have recovered. We're you not AFRAID 90
meet your God?" "Oh, no, your river
ence, II was meetin' the other party
that | was afraid NV" replied Pat
TuE trademark treaty between the
United State, and Great Britain provides
that the subjects OF citizens OF each
country have the same rights "a the sub
iects ar citizens of the other, or as are
now or may hereafter be granted to tne
subiects or citizens of the most favorable
nation, in everything reatins to iht
trade marks and trade-labels upon inlhii'
. ing the tormaIities required by the laws
of their respective countries
p SOME years after the discovery oi golc
IN Australia a mint was established, anc
r much Of the raw gold, instead of beln'
sent TO Great Britain, WAS coined mt
!, sovereipns in the new colony. The peo
f ple there for long time looked uG,o,'
4 these locally.coined sovereigns with d,s an
y trust and disfavor they camored Tor IN
English sovereign, and were ready TO pa
@ premium Tor it. And yet all the wmi
d il was an absolute fact that the Aus
d tralian sovereign contained more gold
n and Of a higher stan lard, than did til
n Enulish