The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-01-28
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

General BENJAMIN F. Butler Is at tho Fifth Avenue
What price valentine do you think you will send
her?
Said Logan:-.I thought they'd deal jack, but
they gave me the deuce"
Senator John p jones' of Nevada, arrived at the St
James yesterday from Washington
Servant girls In Germany have combined with the
purpose OF entering the service Of ladies who lock
up the butter aud the sugar.
When you see Broadway young man with red
neckte and u brace OF NUTS be always puts down
his cane as II he trying TO sink artcsan WE'LL
Eren,ng Telegram Norton, the lightning cal
culator' has added ur the of existence and dc.
Quoted himself from total population Of tho globe.
man Park row was saying to another man
Yesterday, LET stand the needle to the pole"
Then he sat down the ice nd waved his right leg In
the air.
General Miles, the Indian fighter, was, In 1862,
clerk ~ Boston crockery store lie would have
ouercd the Indians long ago If he could have got Sitting
Bull in china shop.
Petroleum " Nasty (resolvcd):--l That the dmoo
r,sy select striky representative dimocrat and thu
republicans a strky representative republican, with
two unpires and bottle holder, witch shell be me.
A lady IN a coupe on Broadway was addressed by
person, who said, "Madam, I am very poor. These
are hard times I" "But, woman" said tho fair one,
.sthe times can't be hard. Caramcs havo not come
down.
Norwich Balictin:-''When man falls on another
mans property down town he gets up and COOS OIL
lust as serious and thoughtful If the ice wasn't
foot and half thick on the sidewalk In front OF bis
own house"
Senator Frclinghuysen went out one morning, and
looking at a bcei-cow remarked TO tho New jersey
Legislature that Goethe thought history advanced up
ward spirally tho last little circle resting on tho
broadcast He was not re. elected.
Brooklyn Arg,s:-"Seaskn sacques for poodles are
coming into fashion. lady carrying q canine pet
thus alfred called yesterday to comfort poor wo.
man who had lost two children by starvation. The
sacquc cut pompadour."
Worcester Press "a young lady of Norfolk
ag,tatcd while dancing with the Grand Duke that she
tainted in his arms The Of nobility merely
passed her Of the old ladies with tho
mark, 'roodamthinovitch,' and secured another
partner"
The Shaughraun Club OF Washington, composed Of
Irish literary gentlemen OF that city, have elected
Colonel Lubey president, Hon. George H. Butler
secretary and Colonel James r. Young treasurer.
The Executive Committee comprises Messrs. Copeland,
Ramsdcll and Brooks
Boston Heraid:--"A gentleman met q citixon Of
somcrvile recently, and said to him, Your home is
in Somervie believer No. replied the SSomer.
vile man, my home is IN Heaven Let me give
you little advice said the gentleman You hurry
and get posta card write your folks that you are
never coming home ~
Theirs does not like that President MacMahon should
be addicted the sports OF the field. The President Of
France IS not a studious man. but soldier and
sportsman, who takes lightly and gayly to anusemcnts
enjoys billiards and hts ppo with his children about
him, and Is content game at cards with his wife
aftcrward.
New York Graphic :-s'Scnator Christiaucy will have
to rise to personal explanation In tho Senate A
paragraph has been going the rounds OF the Tor
several weeks effect that his recent wedock has
been blessed with an offspring Tho sex OF the child
the weight and even have been mentioned BY
painstaking and accurate photographers. The friends
OF Mr. and Mrs. Christancy writing their con,
gratulaons baby clothing Is being sent with tcndcI
messages all parts OF the land, and gifts OF the
orthodox sort on showcring in upop
the Christiancy family Now, Senator Chrstiancy Is
an honest, sincere man; while bo appreciates tho
thoughtiuncss OF his friends he feels he is very
uuescrvng OF these kindnesscs, and fears that
the truth is known he may be accused of securing
these gifts under false prctcnces Mrs Christiancy
has no need OF baby clothes neither has Senator Chris.
| tiancy nor have either OF them need OF toys and
| tribes OF gold and silver cups and spoons that
being Tho fact that they have been
represented before the public by wicked and mcn-
dacious press. they have baby ut their house and
] have not had Senator Chrstlancy's Oldest chlA
was corn twelve years ago. The present Mrs Chris
,ancy has never been "A mother They very CRATE
FIJI the kindness of their iriends but IT'S delicate
matter and IL worst comes and newspapers
keep up this Talk the will rise In his In tho
Senate chamber somo day and dcnouncs the ncws-
papers"