The Red Cloud chief., 1877-10-11

therefor brought about "A coalition be-
tween the w~orkingmen and playing
men.
They say EDWARDS only strike in The
dark" but We are Of the opinion that Il
Vas the person who wanted - light a
match.
\ Young pcrt ont West. describing
heaven. SAYS: Its a world OF bliss
fenced in with girls" Where ia the
man that won't repent uow
4 pupil in an English school. when
asked 4 define the word "buttreSs."
wrote out It's m"anin p. ~ female who
makes butter"
The Greeks are So courteous hat they
speak of a woman with big feet. pug
nose and shrill yoCir Is - mistake ot
the angels"
The Dayton n, wo-rI. has seen a
horse in that place rit m-tt. W have
frequently seen horses run for stakes.
here. with a hi / n their mouths
That WAS not a bal reply of a Young
ster the other day. who. oH being asked
If he woulinot like l. I've an rdl;or. sand
~Iravely. No, am going t. De- a g..i
man.
Hayes has a regular Old fashioned
cabinet. He can always limit the kryt To
I. changes his >churtz when S~odi~pos,~l
and uses his best Ev,rts "a keep Il
clean.
You a get "adinUer. w,,ha bathing
suit thrown iii" Tor oI cents. 20 Atlantic
city. But who wants u ha'hus-sut
thrown into his dinner;
I'll call to borrow" sdilt The man with
a cold in his head. a. he went uu; of th,
toctor's Office. No you urriut" w13
The reply, Il never leud.'
\ young gentlemen of Kilkenny.
meeting "a handsome milkmtId. sali.
What Will you take for yourself aud
your milk. my dear The girl instant
Y replied: Yourself and a gold ring.
ill.,"
"Algernou," she whispered. "will Won
always love me-" "Eyaugr'inr. | swear
t." he responded in dpt,siouatc mIf
mur. Then there WIS a sound ls of
tclam falling into the mud. AMI al Was
still.
There was n business not disturbed
by the railroad riots. Banks continued
- fall and life Insurance companies
Kept bursting JUS the same a. m times
# peace.
Two Ladies' were discussing 4 third.
who Vas. of course. absent. "Nhe Is
-eally charming SAWS onr. "aul above
III. she haSau airrt Intelligence. Y ~"
,aid the other. but there ar, uo words
o the air"
Guest-HIDw did those cahhtgrs hap
pen H. grow III that aIlcywIy they Ger
ainly could not have been planted
here Acute porter-"Ia'. mo-. that's
where the geInen throw their Havana
,igar stumps.
A young man woke up The other night
md saw "A ghost in his room. SeiI ng
lis six shooter, he approached II. AMI
ound II WIS his collar. which hap
Iened to be- standing pa the, n rr.
An Euglishman. who was IN The bah
of distributing his IL promisru"us-
Y. on seeing the word hotel ON "A sign
spelled hotel', soherly remarked that
hey must have put another hell ON
hat word since he went {, school.
Gentlemen Of the iury. said 4 Bllti-
more lawyer in the criminal court. do
you believe that my clirnt was guilty ~
selling beer tO a b Y in a small hIttle>"
rhe Iry thought II was "A mixed mp
proposition and disagreed.
l. a gentleman on the street looks ~
4 lady I~ut"ntly. hc Is CpnUdcTcl Impo-
ite; but II he meets her in the " ~ he
nay hug her all he p~,els"4. M IN .tt.r
wife she IA y De-.
Anordtor declainytha' fortune knock
q a. every mans '"n-OnCe. an old Irsh-
nan al. WHEN sh" knocked A. mineI
must have beer out"
The cob Her Last words. Il feel that
Ulr weaker earh succeeding diy. AID
hat ! Am fas, approaching ny md, a
more Sti"hes. and all vii, he over,
nd ! shall q where there - rest for
he weary sale and every sDfrpw will be-
.seiei. Having sad 0trl he wished, he
hrst'he1 hi. Int
a baby WAS on. with its nurse IN a
In the u"igh5OIhOCd 90 2
Isl a laidie or "A lAssie?~ asked the
rard .ner. "A laddi". replied the maid.
Wee" said he. I'm glad o. that. for
here's over mOuy women In The world"
Ech. mon" cr'ri the girl. lin - te1
here's aye maist sown a. the bet
rapi"
The value oftraI. marks: II "A hung
y, ragged. wi'd-eyed. lough tirei ind
idual. with a sketch book under his
I'm, ashes for bread. lie IL invited %
inner, and the family feel sla,ri D
link they ave entertained a stroIling
II the same man l0s@~ his
and applies for yictUels A. another
Ouse. h. il shot at for a tramp.