The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-12-06

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Ii . Ruskian school the spelling
class wears out new alphabet every
seek Some oliho most kn0tty words
are smoot5ed % with jack plane BE-.
fore they are gireuto the class
ysssu college Is 10 have thou.
saud dollar ele,a lof The Rirls have
almos, wpfu worn the banisters out
.li4iog down % the faulty think i,
would BE- cheaper to provide them 40
elevator
Whoa woman makes up her mind
that ben sbali BOT set, aud the hen
makes Up her mind lhai sho will. the
irresistible meets the immovable, and
every law Of nature is broken or per.
ycued
Ouc 81 the Kentucky Ministries is
sitting for his carte in character.
Operator now look pleasant. smile a
little. Minstrel smiles. Oh that will
never 49, Its too wide for the instru-
mcnt
husband, who only opposed his
wiies IN humor by silence, was told by
q friend tina, ho was afraid Of his wife
tits not she that am afraid Of re.
piled Tie husband It's the noise.
81 the reunion Of Confederate
regiment at Franklin Ky, recently,
one q The boys brought down the
house by the remark that he saw more
present than be ever did 10 fight.
Last pun from Wellesley A young
lady who las recitation Immediately
after chapel ] wish didn't have to
carry so many books TO chapel. ] feel
moro like beast Of burden than a
beast 81 prayl
Harper's Weekly has a good bit at
bard drinkers The driver Of hearse
is baiIcl by an inebriated individual,
With thc inquiry; What'll you charge
u take me 70 Twcnty.ninth street 7
Don't be 10 a hurry I'll call for you
soon enough
Gy dear boy, said a mother to her
ron. IS he handed round bis plate for
moro turkey this is the fourth time
you've been helped know, mother,
replied the 10y, but that turkey pecked
II me once, and / want to get square
18th him He got his turkey.
A good sorry is told Of Quaker
volunteer who was in Virginia Skin.
mish Coming into pretty close quar-
iers with a Seccssionist he remarked /.
Friend, lis very unfortunate. but thee
staadest just where am going to shoot
aud blazing away, down came bis man.
There are queer hooks and corners
yet left in old England A visitor TO a
country parson tells how. when he ac-
companiel him lately 70 take the daty
10 remote parish, the sexton said :
Perhaps yonr reverence won't mind
preaching from the chancel. for we've
got duck siitin ia the pulpit.
one d our exchanges Is respon'
.r,lc ior the following Lightning
.uuok hive Of bees 10 Kansas, the
other day The painful story is soon
mll The misguided lightning came
0ut Of that hive quicker than il went in
ana went 81 Into space with its tail be,
tween is legs Moral Never pick a
quarrel when sou are not acquainted
with the folks
4 whoop bang sort Of boy, with
feet as broad and dat as pie tin, trot
tea through the Central Market, yes
terlay. nil BIO reached a stall kept By
siage woman about thirty years old
Hating there, be yelled out Say
say Your little boy has been rut
ever sud killed up to the City Hall
0h 0a Heavens OBJ --oh-- sh,
screamed as she made dive under th,
counter came up on the outside, ats
started 10 follow the bow. After going
sen feet She halted, looked very foolish
so IL sudden, and remarked Wha
a goose am Why, | amt even mar
gied
good story o. the farewell exer
cises q the Paa.PresbyteriAn Counci
has iass get into priat. The venerable
Pastor Fisch q Paris has a pretty com