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CHERIFF'S SALE.

SleriH'S UHlC6, =.
March 3, 1877.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-11-13

"a The colored people held meeting,
few days ago, in Caldwell county, N.
c., to pray for rain. One brother was
called upon who prayed after this man.
ner: go Lord God, us poor niggers is
perishing dis year; an eff you don't glib
us rain we will perish next year, too.
So, good Lord, glib US rain. Don't glib
us one of desc little slippery-slappies
but do, good Lord, glib us one OBJ dem
gully-washers and trash-movers."
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nVERcBooK OF KNOWLEDGE, or Sc
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appear to advantage in soeiety-200 pagesr300,00 900
Tency. Address. THE UNION PTJBi'IsHfNG
COMPANY. Newark, N. j. 44wl3.
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Rg' A man who had lost a valuable
rooster went to neighbours to ask if
the fowl had been seen in that quarter.
" "No," said the neighbor, " never had
rooster on my premises" Just then
the rooster gave arousing crow. Why,
there he is, now !" exclaimed his owner.
"Oh, WE'LL" Indignantly responded the
neighbor, " if you choose to take the
crow of rooster against my word, it's
time ouracquaintance comes to an end !"
And it did.
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EaT 1t is strange thing to see a city
chap at country party, but he was
there, and in his conversation with one
of the prettiest lasses, ventured to in
quire:
"Were you ever at a watering place ?"
"Oh, yes" replied she, "I live right
at one."
" Indeed !" exclaimed he, growing in
terested, where might it be ?"
ooh, just out here little way" was
her innocent reply, "my father keeps
the railroad tank"
The city chap, wandering whether she
was in earnest or making fun of him,
there dropped the subject.
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THE TIMES NEW BLooMF1EID PA, NOVEMBER 49, 1877
A Little Fun.

Charles Rich wanted to explain to the
Court how 1t was. When he got the
word "go" he began:
"Well, and another fellow sat down
to play game of euchre for the beer. I
shuffied and he cut"
"Cut you with a knife, ehp" asked
his honor.
"No, sir cut the cards. Then
dealt"
"You dealt him blow ?''
"Oh, no; dealt out the cards. Then
we began to play. He threw down a
king"
What King did he throw down
what Is Gdr. Kings name p"
He threw down the king of spades,
sir, and took it,
You took it, eh Did you take it
kindly, as an insult, or how? Or did
you take it and put it in your pocket Y''
Well, Judge,i you can't play euchre,
can t go into particulars. 1t was all
in fun you see. We had dispute about
the last trick, and he called me liar
and ran out doors. 1 was trying to
catch him when the officer here caught
me. am very sorry, sir, and L hope
this wi be great moral lesson to me
never to-to-''
To what ?"
To let man outrun me after calling
me such name as that"
"Charles Rich, know nothing about
the game of euchre,'' said the court after
clearing his throat elf a Congressman
should want to sit down with me to
while the time away would be mere
toy in his hands. 1 can't tell Jack from
first base, or an ace from left field. I'd
just be as apt to carom out the red ball
as to pass through the arch. L don't
know whether it's white to play and
mate in two moves, or see who can get
into the king row first. But Charles
Rich, L do know you are fined five
dollars for disturbing the peace, and if
the other man had been caught he'd
have got the same dose from the same
bottle"
The prisoner couldn't play against
that lone hand, and he paid up and de-
parted.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber
a. late OF the firm OF Rhoades 4 Smith, would
respec tfully inform the citizens of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he has opened WAGON
MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new
wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY per cent. cheaper than
the old firm.
aS- Give me call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
JACOB SMITH.
Blaln, August 8, 1867
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egr A Frenchman, stopping at a
tavern, asked for Jacob. "There is no
such person here" said the landlord.
" Tis not any person want, sare; but
re beer make warm wild re poker"
" WE'LL" answered the landlord, " that
is flip " " All yes, sare, you are in re
right; mean Philip"
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sT A clergyman seeing young man
standing in the doorway of the church,
and looking hesitatingly about, paused
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ca Amatuer sportsman returns in
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with hamper, and says to his wife:
" There, you said couldn't shoot. You
didn't expect to see me bring this
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corner"
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Blessed is the friend who never requires,
the loan of your umbrella.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1877-03-07

Blessed is the man who carr make both ends
meet these hard tines
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Blessed is the man who never says his
mother pies are better than his visess
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MISCELLANY.

HxsroRICAL ADDRESS
DELIVERED BEFORE THE LAMBERTyIILE
vielI.Axr SOCIETY, Al THErn FoRTIETlf An
NIvERsARY, BY ). HAYHuRsT, PRESIDENT.
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q RoMANcE.--If you have any romance ia
you, hold fast To IT. Very Few people havs
any, atid II isapt t0w wear on BY iitti8 as you
go on living. You cannot help That, but you
can take care of the fragile possession as YOU
do of silver filagree jewelry, which You never
leave in the damp to tarnish, or Of your pearl
ring, Which you know is ruined If you wash
your hands in soap and water while wearing
Il. Without romance there is no love, nor
even any tender aud exclusive friendship.
With it life is poem without 1t the plaincst
prose,
There are people to whom the sweetest
song ever written IL mere nohsailSe, the most
magnificent music only clash and crash to
whom q noble act Of pure sef-sacfifice is
sheer folly and the golden rule a meaningless
thing at which they secretly sueer. There are
those to whom their own mothers and fathers
are not different from any other old people
whom they respect who might have married
any one Of a dozen or SO with equal bappi.
ness who when they speak of friends"
mean numbers who might die tomorrow
without bringing pang to theii hearts.
They are people without romance, who grin
at you when your romance peeps out, from
whom you instinctively try to hide how sweet
or how sad life Is TO you. They talk to yof
about commonsense and practical views of life
with an air as IL they guessed what life really
is. And you blush and shrink because an
angel whispers IN your ear that there is q
beauty, and love, and sweetness, and nobility,
and itruth and honor somewhere In this
world, though there Is also dcformity, and
hate, and bitterness,and meanness, and false
hood and treaobery. asf8i sars
Nay, never blush. Romanceis only another
name for faith in all that Is best aud without
little faith what hope have we?
= 93ll -1l-------- -s-----s es----st--------l.
LITERARY VALUE OF THE BIBLE.-Doubt-
less there are among our young readers those
who would form correct literary taste, Sncl
d taste guards the mind ais healthy Appetite
appetite does unwhuesome food, poor books
and takes TO- good oiiess In the October
Gasasy, Richard, Grant White gives his per-
sonal testimony as to the value Of the Bible
in forming a literary taste that discerrs be-
tween the vi and the good. He says
2a"f had been brought DIP On the Bible, which
T had read until even at this day kiiew IL
better than knew any other book ana this
with the Pilgrims Progress and the WHvsrIy
novels, both OF which read Uver and over
again, and made poor books distasteful to me,
and awakened inme greed for tile good, for
Syliei, GOOD fortune Of my boyIoOd / cannot
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that the thieves havs escaped when a robbery
has been committed IN our community.
During such q long period Of years, il
would be miracle If thsre were not many
deaths amongst us. Such indeed seems to
have been the case. No less than twenty
four names are recorded as having been cali
"a from labor 70 their reward, during that
time. And am inclined to think that theirs
may BE- several moro whom the Secretary has
failed 10 notice. 4 Al s s. 81
Thus ends my history. The larger portion
of y bus bsen drawn from tho records Of the
Society and where tliis has failed 20 b. al full
a. thought 1t ought to be, / llavs endsavor.
ed to supply the defect from memory. wi1en
the matter has tszuspired within The time Of
my membership. If have made some mis-
takes ia the narrative, / shall gladly hold my.
self open for correction. sf
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a. TRIFLE INroRMAI. The Pr0videnes
Press relates the following story Of gallant
Colonel Of Rhode Island regiment during
the earlier portion If his military life "The
regiment Being at order arms our Colonel
desired to put the column in motion. He
therefore gave the order forward, march y
and rode off without looking behind him.
No man moved in tlie fahks, and after riding
a short distance Colonel -zz discovered this
fact He turned; saying; What have done
now y and was informed that it was impossis
Bile, from military standpoint, for column
to move when at order arms Oh, well'
reioined the matter-of-fact Colonel, pick up
them things and come along. They came"
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sTRENTONs M j.
sBeefStake, %; Pork stake, Isl Cold CornBeef 20;
Buekweat Cakes and Sausage, 20; Cold Tongue. 20;
Lamb Tonge, TO- Pork and Beans io Oysters Fried 80
Stewed, 2k Roasted 80 Brojed, 80; Raw, Is Oyster
Pie, 20; Mince Pie 10; Apple Pie. 10 Pumpkin Pie, 10
cocoanut Pie. 10; Coffee. 81 Tea, s; All Soups 10.
Don't forget the place Meals = all honfs-ony rs.
Sept. 20, l676.-1y.
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The Old mans toast !: g It's hard work to
keep your sons in check while they young |;
IT'S harder to keep them in checks when they
grow older"
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She said 1t was very bright idea. Hs said
be knew a brighter one, and when' size asked
him what 1t was, he answered, g Your eye,
dedr I" There was silence for moment, and
then she laid her head npmr tIie rim Of his
ear and wept.- Boston Piper.
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"Talk about redoocin' city 'flshals's sala-
RES" said sabie citizen the other day, I
knows 'HshaI can'c pay bis wash bill often
what he's got now Yoaker's Gazsttss
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The true inwardneSs Of the contest
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med up in a few words. Hub'cy,
elcctcdIon the Republican ticket, is
totally incompetent as he aud every
one else we'll knows j; and up to this
time, eight months since his election,
be has been unable to give bond, not
withstand,ng the fact that he has
hawked the Office around as if it were
his personal property, offering to sell
it for SO much per year. The "Breda
boys want a pap tcat for tier broth,
e,-in-law Briggs, and he strikes a
trade with Hubley, and is to give the
bond for HUXLEY, take charge of the
office, and divide the "spoils.
Briggs-Breda bond isn't worth 4
song, but the clerk Of the court ap'
proves it Notwithstanding, and be
cause Kearney refuses to turn oVe1
the Office on account of the INSULT
cheney Of the bond the suit is entered
This is sample Of the reform
government, these hucktered officers
| and we can name more than on,
that doesn't look much better thar
Warmoth or Kellogg to our mind. {
Temporal 0 mores.
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JAS. II. COsGROEE.

JAS. II. COSGRoIE.
Dear Sir-I have to report the crops in
this vicinity, both corn and cotton, all
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ing superior to any crop of tho past tive
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