The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-03-23
PERSONALITIES.

rapby.
Mr.. HENDRICKS appears happier than
Wheeler after all.
The "policy" of the new Administra-
ton appears to be s-7-l6.
THE Postmaster General has thirteen
children. What bunch of Keys.
HAYES is good bass singer. He can
sound the depths of Wells, Bradley, and
all those low notes.
JOE JEFFERSON will remain another
year in London, and will soon appear in
several new character parts.
As APRIL FOOLS Day comes on Sum
day, the cautious minister before sitting
down will ex anime his cushion to see
that there are no pms in 1t.
SIMON thumbs up the case BY saying:
"Why, Mary, l didn't promise" And
then he gazes on her appealingly and
sees a sky-rocket in each Of her eyes.
A LOWELL youth is sure he is born
painter, for he made picture of a Spltz
dag on the parlor wall, which was so like
life that it made his father mad.
CHARLES FRANCIS ADAMS thawed
sufficiently to nod assent to the observa-
ton that "Mr. Hayes had level head"
and Immediately troze up again IN a new
attitude.
THE enormous number of 100000 pill
grims is expected in Rome on tho occs-
sion of the Episcopal Jubilee of Pope
Plus. Ninety thousand will 60 from
France alone.
A MICHIGAN township has been
named Hayes, and if il can now induce
some prominent defauter to come in and
run for Township Treasurer there will
be one more happy community. 80. ...-,--
IT'S told of Gladstone that he likes
Dukes, and Dlsraeli once said of him
that ito see HIM shaking hands with a
Duke was like Jacob wrestling with the
angel" he was so 10th TO let 60 of him.
BEECHEa says slecping-cars are good
to ride in, talk in, write in, but for sleep
ing purposes an average pew In Fly
mouth Church is worth more than a
whole train OF PuIlmans. And Theo-
dorc thinks so, too.
SIMON CAMERON says of tho widow
Oliver that he "ncver promised. AS al
leced, &c" Didn't the widow jump
around lively inside of her balmoral
thcu.h when this was read 20 her! She
called him an cold scamp"
DAYTON Jour1.at: Don't be surprised
if Senator Davis, of Illinois, so shapes his
,uliticaI sails that h. vii b. y ""criui
competitor tor the Republican nomina-
alton for President in 1850. Just re-
member this if you please.
A JURY of North. western Illinois has
found Elder McGee, an honored Meth
odist pastor, guilty of administering
strychnine to his wife, who died in con-
sequence on February 26th. This shows
Jus, how far juries can be trusted.
AUBURN has Henry Bergh growing
up. The boy was leading poor old
horse through the street the other day,
when gentleman asked him why he
didn't get on horseback and ride, "Horse-
back" replies the boy, "it chates me to
lead him.
Dom PEpRo's daughter opened the
Brazilian Parliament in a speech so per-
tinent and pointed and pretty and
pithy that the younger members wanted
to vote an indefinite lease Of absence to
the old man. Moral: II you don't want
70 be missed when you go away, leave
pretty Miss in your place.
HuMoR pays in this country. ltsome-
times enables man to marry rich girl
Mark Twain pays taxes in Hartford on
sec, $50, and this is but 1.-THE OF his
wealth. Twelve years ago he was edit
ing the Daily Dramatic Review IN San
Francisco, a mere theater programme, at
salary of $40 per week.
HIS last words TO her in the morning
were: Wrap up warm, darling, it you
go shopping to-day; the weather is very
cold" She said she would and before
she went out she had all her bustles
weighed and put on the heaviest one.
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