The New York herald., 1877-09-09
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Now crack oyster pits.
General Terry is IN Chicago.
Pumpkin pie IS now knee deep.

Now crack oyster pits.
General Terry is IN Chicago
Pumpkin pie is now knee Deep
Mosquitoes and sawmills have started up.
The Bashi Bushwhackers are again at work.
The Bishop OF Detroit has arrived from Europe.
Is Mr.. Hayes trotting out Key Tor the next Presi-
dent?
Autumn leaves are getting ready to blush and let
loose
dead ?" &c.
Wouldn't Shea do for "Chef Justicen Of something
say, for instance, the United States?
Brigham Young thought the hardest part OF married
life was to mako a watermelon 20 round.
Senator Moron's mind Is as clear as spring water,
but his trestlc work is still little shaky.
After vacation the boy who has been stealing musk
melons returns to nddltion division and silence
In Arizona there a race of taess dogs that do not
care whether the canning season has begun not.
Senior Don jose dc S,to, second Secretary OF tho
Spanish Legation at Washington, is at tho Abemarlc
When dog feels like expressing irony he puts his
parentheses
Tie bogus Charley Ross sad:-"YOu can't come
that on me. Ny mother spread the 'lasses
thin as that
Since Colonel Valentine Baker has been success
iul in Turkey 1t is thought that Mr.. Bsccher would
make NICE pacha.
The Russian Car feels that bis people will sup
port him. but he re-enter Moscow only by the way
OF Consiantinope
good many rife teams are burglarzing in country
towns. They are good cracksmcn and generally mako
an inner and then outer
A Michigan constable who wanted to arrest man
for .'arson'' arrested him for "hercsy." Ho must
have had rats on the brain.
Sergeant Bates only regret is that theAmcrican
flag is made Of such combustibe material that he will
have TO part with IL at some time.
Danbury Ne,cs:"General Howard is not personally
acquainted with Chef Joseph This what embar-
rassos operations between them"
The billiard room IN the chalet of NJ. Dumas has
been decorated by Vollin, celebrated painter who
has reproduced It's walls lovely Vows OF Puts and
Its cnvrons.
Dr. Hans Won BGlow is reported TO have said. "lf
stop practice ior one day notice it In my playing; If
l stop two days my friends notice it; If stop tnres
days the public notices it,
1t really is too bad that whcn in private theatrcas
man is picked out to play tho hero, and just is
thinking how he viii hug and Kiss the heroine he finds
that his young and beautiful vile has been picked
Tor heroine "Youpg and beautiful, be 81 hanged y
says he.
al. I've 90 not care how many times you quote
good Joke we will quote It, whether you quote
not, II any joke you mark Is not good Will rot
quote 1t. In this paper kissing" does not "go by
favor"
Postmaster General Key has said publicly that the
South bound admit that the result OF late war
was right. He fills General Shcrman's ideal OF the
next President who, Sherman says, Will be southern
fighter who acknow lodges the Northern right to save
the Union.
A very elegant toilet IS Of dark myrtle green fale
and cashmere OF lighter shade Of the same color
The abcr plastron OF the Prncesse dress gathered
In fine perpendicular line; the skirt IL bordered with
plating OF aille, confined at regular intervals with
drapere o cashmere rhe polonaisc, of cashmere,
opens tho tablicr and buoned at each side to
the length OF elongated waist II bordcrsd AT the
side with a narrow iaile plating and edged with q
trimming to match the skirt. Tho train is very long
and has Torchon baIsyeuse sewn INSIDE IL The
sleeves are Of faille.