The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1877-04-06
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man buys a pound ~ gugaf i,n't
sweet And when its gone don't ts
want another pound and isn't that ~
sweet, tgo7 Tfoth, Murphy believe
iu second love"
any friend, don't you know that tb
very dangerous 10 take % nap while The
train il In notion why soY5 e..
claimed the individual, waking up
Why so7' because this train runs
over sleepers'
THE Burlington Hawkeye tells the
story Of two commercial travellers lately
comparing notes "a follows ~ have
been out three weeks" said the first
missionary, "and have only got four
orders" THAT beats me" replied the
second commercial evangelist, 81 have
been out four weeks and have only got
one order, and that's an order from the
house to come home"
"YoUgG man do you know what rela.
tions you sustain in this world p said a
minister OF our acquaintance TO n young
member of the church. Eyes, sir" said
the hopeful convert-"two cousins and a
grandmother but | don't intend TO sus.
tain them a great while longer"
FEW men have a strictly mathemati.
cal mind, but we never knew one who
couldn't calculate within a sixteenth of
an inch where his neighbours property
began when he was shoyeling snow of
his wi sidewalk Nortcich Bulletin.
ACCORDING to the Chicago Journal,
putting on overcoats while the doxology
is being sung is one of the sins of this
nation. Blessed is he who does not
IN overcoat, for he sins not by putting it
on before the benediction is pronounced.
CELIA LOGAN says that when New
York actors want a dress rehearsal in a
part before they venture to perform to
metropolitan audience they go owe to
Newark, New Jersey, engage a hall and
play it. This they call trying it on a
dog"
A SAILOR was recently brought before
a magistrate for beating his wife, when
the magistrate attempted to reach his
heart by asking him it he did not know
that his wife was the "weaker vessel"
"If she is, she oughtn't to carry so much
sail p replied Jack.
THIS telephone will soon revolutionize
domestic affairs, for the man, instead OF
blushingly telling his wife at the supper
table that he will be detained at his
office, can go down town, and whisper
through the telephone that it is lodge
night.-Oa City Nerrick.
OF young Cornell" the elder Cor.
nelius Vanderbilt once said "That
boy would spend a million a year, if he
could get it," So he didn't leave much
money to the boy, which is the cause of
the war against the will of the wise
father who knew his child.
SEVERAL holes were charged in a drift
in a gold hill mine. One blast failed to
go off. One of the miners was ordered to
go in and see what the matter was. "No,
he said, firmly; 81 was blown up
in Californy var that way, an I'd
lave me work than be kilt again"
A BLUFF country farmer meeting the
of the parish in a by-lane, and not
him the way as readily as he
expected, the parson, with an erect
chest, told him that che was better fed
han taught" VERY true, indeed, sir"
,aid the farmer, "for you teach me and
feed myself"
AFTER a christening at church, while
the minister was making out a certif.
cate, he happened to say. Let me see,
This is the Both" "Thirtieth !" ex-
claimed the indignant mother; indeed,
it is only the eleventh !" The minister
was abiding to the day of the month
The lady to the family statistics.
"SAY, Pat, supposeS Satan was to come
along now, and see both of us here, which
10 you suppose he would take, you or
ooh faith yer honor, he'd take
GLOW 50 % ''Well, sir" said
"he'd take me now, because he
wouldn't be sure of me when he came
lgain but he'd be sur of you at any
line and could afford TO wait"
A RURAL youth came into town yes.
erday to have his photograph taken.
As he entered the gallery he appeared
Ill of a sudden to remember something
hat he had forgotten, and darting out
gain he spent an hour in a ~fruitles
earch for a bootblack, and returned
ZONE without a photograph. He said he
vas mot going TO have his picture taken
n them dirty boots. "-Norristot0n Herald.
AN Irish review says that in Dublin
)eicty the professional classes are evry-
hing, and the commercial classes moth
ng; the wealthy tradespeople are always
ersistently endeavoring to gain a social
in Dublin, but are sternly re.
isted by the ''professionOcracy :" that
o seamstress works SO hard as the wives
f rich Dublin traders trying to fight
heir way into the charmed ring of law.
ers and doctors.
A TEXAS newspaper informs its read
rs what kind of people they want in
hat state. They have twice too many
octors and nine times too many lawyers.
n fact, they propose to swap off, ten
myers for one northern farmer, They
like a few more good preachers
nd a great many less poor ones. But
be great want is farmers five million
God farmers" will receive welcome
,ithin the borders of Texas. But they
'ant "early-rising, hard-workiDg, sobeE'
.ood-managing men,"
A RHODE ISLAND man recently told
is son to cut a hole in the barn so that
le cat could go in and out, the barn
cling infested with mice. The boy, dn
}, locating it just where the barn deoi
hen nnen. would cover the hole. "HON