The Hawaiian gazette., 1877-02-21
Variety.

Tn uius-, rold g generally got in vein.
u-. ra-aartpr q. credited uith saying that few
Esu1 usraaz5s safer f=su Suggestions Of the brain
E ls-1a-e- dsssuzss. Nazaubiqso. Mozambique
r-. s1i5ss u, ever beard o." says the Burlington
Ha-4egc-
o. IudasuaraIii bsiaurs The honor ofhaving inyen-
teE a tuesao.t caaab which can be also used as a
rlarr .lanllt aud tsok-hanlner.
Nos u.-uy oauadiur hearts are crushed by the dis
cover thaI al woel-underwear is made Of cotton,
rul pa sausaFs are made u boof.
-auur ped ort West, describing heaven, says
Iff wq-ld ~ biiss feucsd iu with girls" Where
.. a. uzu lhai ron'i refehi nov.
s-urs uHmud 0sth is telling fortunes in Non
t-uaL 9-assbls shs rets her name from the eircum-
r-uur sani rte is happy houiine grOuDds--KH-
T.- vuuur reusiuunp who accompanied his offer Of
u.z--1rs silt a huudrcd dollar far Jacket has bad
81 haaE aal so.i accsP,ed--Bostou Commercial
Iulrz
AR SER is uss q tbs members Of the london
a-los Eaz-s- when the chairman gets tired Of cali
iar Orr u.u'az.7 be oAu address her as Surr.''-
zazlaa Fun-
m Esrai.Iigsr Frzncaiss is in favor OF n. Leon
say ta-ur az The head of the nev Ministry. There
u-s1.a uuuh suy shous the last Cabinet to Deiaure
tf -aa- E.g-luhliuzns--Loud0u Fan
Far vas informed that Mr. Bright had such strong
E.-1-r ou re Eazsoru gs-sson that be declined to
usat &. ms ur-r diuuer table on Christmas, for the
-.-s1 snus be voul6 not bslP Turkey at any price.
us-o "a sasA C.rolina. Who was complaining
sss had times declared they were the hardest
.tr-suoua- Why." sad be. '' / vork al day an
--aa- al Hirtt an yei Tn blcs, cf ken make an
hu1uss Hriue g.
r. f-i-uss -rz-s passing o church one evening.
rla1 rs-ur.r rHsl of larniHg leather prevailed the
a ruuaur if shzi iz thr edo. Of sanc,ity.' said
uu1. g iiiirt !. sHass be- The quick reply.
81. l.- "a ruuIs or soiss-''
Al raazr1raseg r.oliiisiar who had beea called upon
e. aa5us hs position onss more than patience could
ss.al-s- srsiairacis +, DsEuc my position Never
q aaHus g. he uozt JhiuE III be called upon to do
ril "a ta E.cn H.
a I-euS 81 csAltou proposed 70 cut down a ine
Ga s--e bseuuss Il stood IN the way Of the house.
Tta misa.ls. shid GratiaH. g il is the house that
r.st n ihs ray " he tree, and ifei,heT must come
zu-u isi i - ths hosse-7
$50 vuu zosids IN this city 2 nsked masked man
"a -askcs lasy ~ a masquerade party the other
sru-i irr he felt si1R uhcs she said him in a low
suire. o. Dot's b isoi, John, kn0W yOu BY that
u1- o. yoss shuzb.' il Vas bis vic.
ruraezaaa having gfveH a goose to his servant
E.i-sl - q CHRISTMAS present, meeting him short
tsui ah-rr.-i. Askes hin h0v be liked the goose.
- GA. - huuur. Eurr il vas fne bird. I niver
- 10 ruu.s o- CASHIER don't think Of yer honor"
7l-t fslioviur d a rUuuius copy Of bin made out
sv is aassirr oT an i'm in village in D0rsetshire.
Errrna Efurcsheof Csny for the borse) s.; elin-
isuausha cleaning burss and shasc). 4d.; briusOni
usuu ru ftriurior ain soue agaia), G.; total. Is.
ID
izliu-iir ySurg Haaz lately presented his sweet
lu.-i VIA strirE 0T rearif. AZ she hung them joy
uutv n-uuri tc- ncck. cloud came over her brow,
and sts orisa- &" Beloved. do no, pearls betOken
ss4-sr- Ez-y is--.' vas the response; "them's
iuiiaiuu.~
tut t-iuI rruutial week ago he stood in the Office
of = ciuuiuutH editor and got as far As % say,
sf Esrr Z uar a. the ceatuuuial." To-day the snow
-l ahout t-o fos sIou bic humble grave outside the
CO. and sbs-g has been 10 eorouers inguest.-BrOOk-
Ia Arrus-
ras pleasures Of ncnorT-Nrs- HenPeok How
s--ris uai yos c-n's rccoIlsst when Mrs. Major
suuae- called r. Mr.. Heureek q IL know it was
~ cay vhcn you biz ne Wi;s the oEmP-stOOl"
1irr- r. zbc- Il uas on Friday" Mr.. H.. "0h.
a. sazi vas ~ day yOl threw the tOAPO, At NE"
auosr ths replies % an advertisement Of a music
- uaurs sur oazdiaase As oTEanist. music teach
r-. ess. ~as the foiiowi.es .Gcntlelen. I noticed
-- rarr-sisrnuus Cor music teacher and organist,
sils- iusr or rsutlcuAn. Havi1g been both for
s.r1-.- yu--z. sEer yes ny services"
ssi r-iusiHg JOB Printiasy" exclaimed Mrs.
r1rsiariuu shs oiber DAY, as she PeePOd over Aer
s--s-si-s - IN savc-tircuneas in country news
rars. Poor Job they've kept him printing
vi sfs- .ssk ever sinvs learned TO read, and i
4. --s sis ratssutsss man thai ever was, he never
-..lt arrp siset q 20 iour. nc how"
Nm. ~ourr ara iacxrsrisnesa nan has been
"a e. ais-css shs tu-key and is in cold per
-r-sfsur crcr ths uucsrsaiu,y ss 70 which end the
.s.tlaps 3 situsies iu nothing pleafcs him 80 much
a. a. have ne rieuti6c person uto ispreseut request
a. rsuusry t6 watch and note the beautiful system
q ,.nu,uuy Displayed IN fowl.
rh, rssiouinr uneoa5as tron Paris paper viii be
- -.,.iss IN ttisesusiry Al present baiiif balls
/. -.r 80. be declares. has slandsrea and abused
-, a,nl al liusls. heio-e sorreeti0nal tribunal
y.s-r-EsH. rhsi have you 20 complain on Plain
ar asIesanri appliea injurious and OpprOhrious
--.hs,. a. ne godre-What did he call you y
, .l-s-F-s binrkgunra. a ssAiawAg, and a--A min
.si-ini u1hs1ri