The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1877-06-16

June Thirteenth, Steen II.
MIsTUE EDETUE:-knot since the raine
NV the layte Palmur &. Rykits hav wee bin
rtin aney "eyetums - fur Tie IVAyg. Butt
yu ar a tipp topp Teller, and the rite man in
the rite phase. Our fare fl lend and kussing
"Quylp" remyndid us NV the past but
dyd mott say anything about the souras we
once attended, wherin she whyrled in the
danse, similar to Fanny Elsley or kussing
"Su." at the residense of "Lawer Jim,"
at "korner Ketch."
sd. FLU AT THE sun.
tln to the Sun to heer Murphee knot
Pat Merphee) lectur on rumm, but neethur
Murphee wus thar; so yung hard sidur-
Sukur got on the stand and made his maidun
speach thusley--Feler Sitisens, ladeys and
genteelmen, had part Nv barIil NV
hard sidur that wasn't fit to drynk, much
watur and musterd sede in it. 1t woodn't
make vinegar. nocked the he'd out of
thatt barril and thru the What is it -
into the gutter. He sat down amid vocifer-
GUS cheres and ploxdtz NV the audiense
so much fer his expereinse in SIGH stuff. i
then flue on 3
VINEGUR HILL,
which got its name or origen frum an ant
of kuSsen "Su," who was a CRATE euues-
treiu. Shee wus rdin her nobil chargur
ovur Vinegar Hill, as man wus emtying a
barril of watur vinegur (simelur to that Nv
the Sum man her stede frightined at ether
the barril the vinegar, or the man, and
shce came within an ace or an L ov bein
THROWN off her nagg. Shee rained up her
chargur and sed: " AS this phase has no
name, i'll Chrstin it Vinegar Hill
Nose Nisbet haz the best farm on the
Hill, and Bill w. Moke the fynest farm
between the Hill and Hound Holler. They
ar clevur fellerS, and no how to run farm
Now i'll fiji to
koLORY sTAsION
WHARF that antik and phunny fellor Strete
BROWN reSydes. Strete is a tikit agint
poste maStur, kommisSion INGREDIENT, talk
est and waikest. He exsells in the lattur,
havin waikiki on the kauai toe path nyne
myleS in SyXtey mints. Or l hour. SIGH
walkurs as Weston wood bee know whar!
If Strete shOod send a challenge to walk
an hour az in him.
My Vinegur Hill and Kolory friends will
excuse NEE fur ritn plane names, as that
part ov the kountery is famid fur the plane
language ov the Friends and Blu Stockins
ov old Notingim Hundrid sinse We ansient
dais of Willium Pen.
TABBY KAT TOWN
is jist above a phase named Ban Box Holler.
This vilidge took its name frum tabby
kat that wus owned by the propryitor Nv
temperance hotel. He kept it behind his
kold water barr. The patrens Nv the HOO
tel gave its name, Tabby Kat. Heer find
a coupil of orakles, who ar the gratist NV
there kind in the hole town of Ia. by Kat
They xpound law, theeollogey, and ma
chene musk. Thay wont wurship undur
the minstrasion of maychene musk. Wun-
der if thay Good appresiate little hors
fyddil musick? If SO, we'll send up the
Janus band frum Battil Swomp, i. e., if they
like good musk.
Havin sene a motifs NV "Ban Box Hol-
Ter " in the lFhtg, wee sent Nv ar report
ors to view it. They reporte that the
'quire' shood bee named "Xselsior
The ladys sang xquisitley "Hold the
Forte" an oil the modurn peaces of musk
xtant, and don't like the musk July An
Sprigens collected fur them tn syng, and
anvil SIGH. III hav tn rite them flu lines
of poetrey, if the macheen versaficason
wood suite the "quire," specially those
rare xoticks Nv Ban Box Holler and scru-
burbs. Our NOTICE is-Teni, ridi, cici.-
kontinued next weke, by d. FIJI.