The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-08-21

Wal
The English have fairly gone daft over
Fanny Davenport's beauty and Anna Dick
iasDn is nov reported IS feeling half inclin.
ed to visit Great Britain.-X. LOUIS JosrsdL.
We have growing anxiety To know how
Mis- Eugenia Field would take among the
Bri,ons. Fanny Davenport is certainly
pretty, but the fair Eusenia is no slouch.
We regret to announce the death of .
valuable jack, the property ii Mr.. Samson
Phillips, near Bsrnettsville, who bGusht the
animal for $3OO i'm Galloway county last
season. ,sn~siLi,x Ga,shs.
John Hsnney is truly magnanin,ou- Ia r.
greet the death Of rival.-N. Lpais j 'xrHd-
The J,"rHJ should know better than To
speak So lightly Of family affections.
Missouri bankers seem to have decid-
ed weakness for journalism. The -. l.onis
7ns.s, Boonville .iirsdi~r AMI SesialiA BIZ
zoo proprictors were At one time bankers
The Bl-ZnJo man banked before the ''StamP
Act" in the y.rd old days when you ''coP-
ysrei Your cheeks MrrsAan Ilss.~su.
lie hasn't forgot the art yet, as good
many papers in Central Missouri would tcs-
,ify il pinned down to the truth.
The Warren>burg Joaraai- Ikpsae.af.
says Goodwin, of the BAzoO, was in Warrens
burg last week, and u soon rs the Murphys
SAW him they put out seventeen extra pick
ets.-IPp's'c" Iitct.
Its Islander. The Fine part III the joke
Is, he Was s.nt for by the Murphie-, to assist
in reforming tie Journal IItm~rut man, who
was farr down in the list vi inebriatcs.
The Ih,ly TIL which will be issued
during the Fair, will he NJ column sheet.
and will contain all ii the local news of the
Lav.-iiks.
I, SiI! certainly be Fair issue.
--Sr.lalia wants brass band hut j. ton
proud to apply Ia ;he BAzoo man for the
maierisl.-!N. L"ais Journal.
II has already secured Miss Enyenia
Field, who has engaged To do the blowing.
Sister Sankey has gone for the festive
Eugene in the last EatoPri~ in way he
dispiscs. That blonde headed youth il
comI-rl occasionally by the other papers,
hut il is left Tor the Eni,pi-r to put In the
genuine artistic touches to his toilette.
The author Of "Helen's Babies" has is.
sued in England \ sequel In this now famous
work, at which one bundled Thousand cor.
les have been sold, entitled "Other Peoples
Children. hos'sa Enterprise.
When man gets to bc the author III 9th
er peoples children, il il time he wa
br,sight up with round turn. That sor
Of thing is wicked.
w. hear good deal about the hero 81
Big Hale Pass Will somebody kindly in.
form Us. since when the fact al having beer
thrashe,i constituted n hero ~. LONE
yosTnai.
Well now. who's better able To express AZ
opinion on that subject than the blond,
Lera al the Journal, Let him submit the
question {" Sister Sankey.
| We notice from the BAzno that onl
former type friend Geo. 7. isies has beef
cng,gesl in his old amuseuients- sernadins
around Ss,lalia.-M aShaA Itogrcxs.
Yes. George il grea, on serenading. IL
would h. equally expert As lemcna.lsr
hut for his great aversion to beins sIueezel
Dancing going on everv night, round
dancrs the u,"si I,Pnlar.- RsariK. .idrs1-
,isr.
R,nt they never dance square" in B,on
willie.
We learn from the Ss,lalia BAzo IL q
the bows in that village are in the habit %
playing base hall !-id"vfissr.
Rarely. Sometimes for amusement. Eu
the mil.ler aud less exciting game 81 crOIue
Is more to::their taste. II is not 40 rough
rs il were. AMI toned nv gentle feminine in
anence-, they can get along At it better.
The Seslslia BAzoO man thinks Mr.
Amick's head Is quite level, because sic
sees ND harm in married wOman's kissin.
a Young gentleman friend occasionally. HI
only regrets that the opinion is not mi
versalsnd the practice strictly adhered to
| Versailles Ga,ste.
Our chief anxiety about the matter il ~
Johnny Hannay's account. II would b
such luxury to him to taste forbidden
fruit occasionally.
Chapman, the editor Of the st. Jo
C1ro~ile. is a reformed preacher.-N. L"mi
Journal.
Whatever his anteceslents, he certsinl!
knows how 10 "reform" q newspaper, an
does it splendidly.
MURPHY TEMPERANCE PES
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