Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-03-07
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

ALL SOKTS OF ITEMS.
An smendment-A wooden leg.
Evening gloves are of Nile green.
Blown glass is not as good as blew
glass.
"A lazy man writes fortunately"
AZ Slv.
A sign reads: "Ro ms to let. Also
Borders"
The Scientific American says there
y in tn" blue glass cure.
IN tinfall ut Sacramento for the
IN nth Of February was Only 1.07
j c. :.
T'r .lih9 ,u the Presidents corus-
Vh Congress pesses over his
V-tucs.
The man who takes the most IN
terest in bis buslness-The money
lender.
Smidgkins says: Make your home
happy, even if you have to stay away
from II.
Patti denies that she is seeking q
divorce on account Of income-patti-
bility of temper.
When a Milwaukee girl gets hold
of health-lift, it is fun to hear the
corset strings snap.
Jonrneymen tailors in China re-.
ceive two cents a day as wages.
Let's all go to China
A. G. A. Wheeler (Nym Crinkle), SO
long dramatic critic OF The New
York World, is now on The Sun.
d.. Bottle is the name of preacher.
He should enter the minstrel profes.
sion and he could then he cerked up.
A letter from French firm to the
English firm of Brigham & Childs
came directed to brigham ei fils."
So they are going 10 CO test Van
derbilt's will. II is what no one ever
thought of doing while he was alive.
Herodias was not Fenian; and
yet, suggests the Burlington Hawk
eye, she was pleased with the head
sent her.
When was the most uniform distri-
button of physical sufferingl When
the Pilgrim Fathers had six corns
apiece.
To what length may a widow go
when she desires new parent for
her childrcns She may go one step
father.
A woman who can make a bed
without a lump in it, and can cook
beefsteak right, need not worry about
her future.
The pensive mule is not usually
regarded as susceptible to pathetic
emotions. And yet he occasionally
drops mule-teer.
Modern young men ahhor what
they call spooney girls. 0f.all girls
in the world, we look upon them as
the most ladle-like.
A Detroit restaursteur hangs nut a
sign of Stree chops and when the
old loafers come around he shows
an ak and wood-pile.
What is the difference between
mad of sixteen and one of sixtyf
One is careless and happy aud the
other is hairless and cappy. 8
An English female w,'her,a ~
courtship to be "looking at
er, taking hold of each other !
and all that kind of things"
The Mexicans are trying to e'-' -
another revolution against their
test President. But it will prohariv
Diaz soon as it comes to head.
Guest to waiter: "This goose with
wine sauce would be most palntablc
but for a slight mistake; the, Ase IL
in the goose and not in the wine.
One Of the most beautiful young
ladies VINO grace Washington society
this winter is Miss Derby, daughter
Of the god. quiet. ,ielshtfol ""John
p 9alx" tt
f'If: .iqdics lnak upon. a boy as
Il aae until he ~ past sixteen,
~ he continues to double in value
unit, like meerschaum pipe he is
priceless.
A waman WHO was tOld ,toi heap
Aot coala upon the head of her ene-
my, not having any GOALS ON hand
squirted lot Of pepper-sauce in the
eyes of her next door ueighbor.
DR.. Sohsilemann's latest discovery
in that tomb is number of small
scraps Of parchment on which are
disconnected writings that he cannot
'decipher. They are probably Aga
memorapdums.