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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08

Egr AT party the other evening,
there was lull in the conversation,
which made the host, who was mex
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nervous. With view to relief, he asked
a mournfIil looking man, who was in
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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08
A Slight Mistake.

The present Archbishop of Dublin,
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known, on the Study Of Works, Is not
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many years apprehensive of paralysis.
AT recent dinner in Dublin given by
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Grace sat on theright side of his hostess,
the Duchess of Abercorn. In the midst
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"What has come, your grace ?" eag-
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"What 1 have been expecting for
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without sensation"
Pardon me my dear Archbishop"
said the duchess, looking at him with a
somewhat quizzical pardon me
for contradicting you, but it is 4 that
yon have been pinching.
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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08

ga An Englisl barrister named Miss
ing was defending prisoner charged
with stealing donkey. The owner had
left the donkey tied up to gate, and
when he returned it was gone. Missing
was very severe in his examination of
the witness do you mean to say
witness, that the donkey was stolef9
from the gate :''gg'sI mean to say, sir,
giving the Judge and jury a sly look,
=" the ass was Missing"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08

%" A laughable story is related of
DMa1ing, an English judge. 1t is said
of him that frequently, in the examina-
ton of witnesses, he often " displayed
great coarseness, and drew upon him
self the animadversion of his brethern.
On one occasion, wishing to establish
the identity of party through the
instrumentality of an unsophisticated
old woman Occupying the witness
stand), the following highly amusing
colloquy is said to have taken place be
tween Dunning and the old woman:
Dunnirg.-"W he tall mani"
Witness. "Not very tall, your honor
much about the size of your worship's
honor"
Dun." Was he good looking ~
W.T." "Quite contrary much like
your honor; but with a handsomer
nose"
Dum.- Did he squint?''
W.T." A little, your worship; but
not so much as your honor by great
deall'
These replies produced a roar of laugh
ter in the court, in which Lord Mans
field (who was in the Bench) is said to
have joined.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08

musical friend of his to be extremely
inattentive at concert whilst scele-
brated solo player was running up the
divisions and subdivisions of notes
upon his violin. His friend, to-. induce
him to take greater notice of what was
going on, told him the performance was
very difficult. Difficult, SIR" replied
the Doctor" " wish it were impossi-
ble.'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08
Nothing in II.

Curran was once addressing jury,
when the judge, who was thought to be
antagonistic to his client, intimated his
dissent from the arguments advanced by
a shake of his head. /" see, gentlemen, -
said Curran, " see the motion of his
lordship's head. Persons unacquainted
with his lordship would be apt to think
this implied difference of opinion; but
be assured, gentlemen, this is not the
case. When you know his lordship as
well as do, it will he unnecessary to
tell you that when he shakes his lead
there really is nothing in it,
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08

T AIDES AND CHILDREN will find q
l splendid assortment of shoes at the one
one price store of F. Mortimer.
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VNLANNELs-A splendid. assortment of F1an
II nes. Just opened by F. MORTIMER
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A CARD.-To all who are suffering from the
"A errors and indiseretions Of youth, nervous
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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08

r9r A young lady recently said to her
lover: "You may he too. late for the
cars hut you can take q 'bus !" and the
stupid fellow went to look for ''buss. ~
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1877-05-08

"a A preacher said, YEvery tub must
stand on its own bottom" A sailor
jumped up and said, But, sir, suppose
it has no bottom ~ Then it's no tub"
retorted he, quickly, and went on with
the sermon. offs
, 1877-09-15

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, 1877-09-15
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, 1877-09-15
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It was first found growing on the nm.
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1t yields from ixty to eighty bushels to the
acre. Mr.. A. j. Dufur, United States Cen
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West Feliciana sentinel. (St. Francisville, La.) 1876-1877, 1877-04-14
THE PRESIDENTS TITLE.
NeW Orleans Democrat. I


A Northern exchange before us reiter-
ates the statement that Mr.. Hayes cannot
set Packard aside without impeaching
his own title. 1t is hardly credible that
Mr.. Hayes will waste his opportunities
in vain and idle efforts to cure the de-
fects in his title to the Presidency. The
world is too well acquainted with the de-
tects of that title, too familiar with the
mass of political fraud on which it is bas-
ed, for Mr.. Hayes to hope to give it even
an air of fairness and legality. He can
not make one crime ri rightful and innocent
by perpetrating another; he cannot make
the perjury and bad faith through which
the whole country was defrauded in the
matter of the Presidency, right, and just,
and logical, by now using the power of
his high Office to defraud the people of
Louisiana in the matter of their State
government.
Mr.. Hayes title is already impeached
by the whole country, and it will be con-
demned by posterity. There is no law,
| human or divine, that can make it good.
The establishment of the Nichols gov
ernment cannot damage it, nor the recog-
milton of Packard improve it. Its weak
| ness is in the fact that it exists in viola
| tion of the constitution and laws of the
country, and the only strength it can ac-
quire will be in such tolerance, by wis
| dom and Cancellation, it's pOsscssor can
secure for it from the people. Mr. Hayes
| should, therefore, if he wishes to strength
eli his title, so shape the policy of his ad-
| ministration that it will secure peace to
| the country and give every section and
State an interest in the success of it's
measures and if he hopes to escape the
most shameful and humilating judgment
ofposterity, he must bestow some blessing
upon the country, which impartial histo-
ry may set against the crime by which
he acquired his high place and authority.
| So far from Mr.. Hayes being logically
bound to recognize Packard, such a
course on his part would be the height of
UNIV isdom. Ifhc were to attempt to JUS
| tify the course Of the rascals who stole
the Presidency, by recognizing the ini-
Uuitous pretentions Of Packard, he would
whiten not single stain upon their re-
cords, nor add an iota of legality to his
title, while he would plunge one State
into bloodshed and ruin, likely convulse
the whole country, wreck his administra-
ton and cover himself with infamy.
We have no idea that Mr.. Hayes will
make any silly effort to validate his title
by recognizing Packard. The issue is no
longer one of title. Nothing the Presi-
dent may do can change that. The only
question is, has Mr.. Hayes the sagacity
and honesty to attempt to pacify the
country, heal its dissentions, and give
the South peace and Il new career of pros
neritY?
West Feliciana sentinel. (St. Francisville, La.) 1876-1877, 1877-04-14

An old saying (and not altogether an
untrue one) is, "a pony saved is two earn
edo according to this two saved is four
earned, and in purchasing an organ if
you can save $50 it is as good as 500
earned, which would go n great way to-
wards the purchase; you can do this by
buying the Star Parlor Organ. See ad-
vertisment in another column, and send
for circular and price list. 1y.
West Feliciana sentinel. (St. Francisville, La.) 1876-1877, 1877-04-14
"A CARD.

an who are suffering from the errors
Pndiscretions of youth, nervous weak
early decay, loss of manhood, &c.
y !, SEND recipe that will cure him,
t. Sf CHARGE. This great reme-
as aiscoved by a missionary in South
lca. Send a self-addressed envelope
L hev. Joseph T. Inman, Station D,
I House, New York. dec2. .6m
West Feliciana sentinel. (St. Francisville, La.) 1876-1877, 1877-04-14

- The Spanish Consul at New
Orleans, Don de la Barrara, died
from the effects Of poison. 1t is
generally believed tha: it was ad
ministered by his own hand, though
the facts arc wrapped in mystery.
The Coroners jury have not as yet,
rendered verdict.
West Feliciana sentinel. (St. Francisville, La.) 1876-1877, 1877-04-14
THE IGuT-STINGING SPIDER.
[ Ne,U York Nercury. I

Ne,0 York Nercmy.l
The insect pest known as the
Colorado beetle made It's first ap-
pearance in the streets Of this city
last summer, as some Of our readers
no doubt learned to their sorrow
Although his brilliant striped, ,
bronze covering renders Kim a
credit to the beetle family, he is
vicious, and his bite is poisonous.
Wherever he bites a vegetable or
vine the plant dies. Whenever he
bites a human finger a painful swell
West Feliciana sentinel. (St. Francisville, La.) 1876-1877, 1877-04-14
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West Feliciana sentinel. (St. Francisville, La.) 1876-1877, 1877-04-14
A NURSERY TALE.
[ Washington Capital.l

Good intentions, bad Judgment and
a marvellous tonacity Of purpose
when in the wrong.
And it came to pass that Grant,
while in the enjoyment of high Off
cial station, did water the truth, and
although convinced thereof by the
testimony OF seven wise and good
men, ne did persistent!y refuse to
acknowledge the corn.
Therefore the party of great moral
ideas chose Grant to be President,
and there was against him no pop
ular majority of 264,00O, nor elec-
toral majority of twenty-three.
And Grant said I am no politi.
clan, neither will I be President of
party, but of the whole people
And he called unto him certain
men, wise and fruya! in the arts of
trade, of good repute among all the
people, out unskilled in the jugglery
of party politics; and unto these be
added the Chorpenning claim.
Said he likewise unto the people.
I will reform the civil service; and
he called unto him certain other
wise men. the wisest of whom was
called Curtis.
But the party of great moral
ideas, lead by Marshal Morton, and
Generals Cameron, Logan, Chan
dler and Sherman, did assault the
President in force, and capture his
Secretary of the Treasury before he
entered the building; and they put
in this place man PANIED Boutwell,
worse man than Butler, and only
less incompetent than Richard
son.
And the party of great moral
ideas communed thus with Them
selves: "We have captured the
Treasury, which controls half the
patronage and all thu cash of the
nation. Let US now rest and en-
trench ourselves, while we consider
our plans for the FUTURE And the
remaining wise men, and the
CEorpening claim, were permitted
to remain with the President for a
season.
And it also came to pass that a
certain Hoar, surnamed E. Rock
wood, who was the Attorney Gen
eral, expressed, in an uuguarded
moment, a respect for the Constitu>
ton and the laws made in pursu-
ance thereof, when he was set upon
by the party of great moral, &C.,
and was driven out OF the Cabinet; :;
and in his place they installed a
man who knew no law, which
pleased them greatly, but he lacked
the wit necessary to be thief, and
they close in his stead one Land
aulet Williams, and him they loved
much.
And there was in the Interior
Department, Jacob the faithful, sur
named Cox. Now there was much
spoil in this department, and the
Indian rings ard surveying rings
did strive in vain with Cox, for he
would not steal; whereupon the
party Of great, &C., did assault and
drive Jacob the faithful across
the Ohio river, and did install in
his place one De|ano, cEief Of all
the thieves.
In like manner they drove Borie
from the Navy Department, and
put in his place an old salt Rotund
by name, who could see lob" as
far as the average new member"
can see the lrill Of a Washington
petticoat.
Aud after these things came to
pass, great peace reigned between
Graut and the party of great moral
iGnoS fnr q littio c.ocop
West Feliciana sentinel. (St. Francisville, La.) 1876-1877, 1877-04-14

Some good, loving, self-sacrifcing
deed will transform the homeliest face
into beauty and sanctity.