The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1877-12-01
NUMBER Z.
PASSING SMILES.


10 aaad ~ A go, smer;c,n a Editor
comes out from behind the barn, and
mentions tbat no w,s bow-legoed
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IA mS - sher, "sSe poseh 'bs
II nc w'n'eu 10 MAKE speecn on 'ne
Eaars nj ra;n and + do,,t want 40 yet
wet 90 ON with The hanging o.
Wv" ~
:, Inc Bredstdst 1dofe Is ,he new can
olda'e Tor humorous nonofs IN Iinc1n-
na.' ~ IN ,ui' on WV, anu no'Nopo,,ss
t uv i NOT excellcd NV anv Of them
49, : e' -...a,.
MR. SMITH, VINO mas 70 rug scu.',e
Oh eoa' upstairs .irec LINES u uay' ieaus
WIN prospective Joy ,ne a''i'ou"ce CEN
Una. .ne eoal-neies OF .ne wor,u VIII 10
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MISUNDERSTANDING. htsws,etsy
We shall me-hcat on that
nc'"-noo-'y-i00'sn 0w-nef
WHILE growing at her husband last
summer a New York woman was struck
by lightning and instantly killed. If
you wish your wife TO see this para
graph, cut il out and paste it on the
lookiug-glass.
awuppr,s vonr master pomnev2v
s.;d an angry creditor tho other day, to
black servant of an intempcrate
debtorw "up-stairs, sah." Getting
drunk, | suppose2' No, sab he be
getting sober"
MASTER rAKry OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
don't baby eat buns, auntyY' aunt
,Synoieton-." Because she has no teeth.
dearu Muster .Iokev (oudihly)--"T Then
why can't Won lend her yours, aunty?
You amt always using EN-"
Nnvn s.ta. a..ruo,;o, an
~. Wv EN- pa' '"'eo .o'. &c rt tsn.h v
','"n moaus, :. 20 . 49, 10 .n,;staa L,
som'un.u lay nJ w. "oa,,.n - MN os sov.
m""y ~, wy, "nu " ;ntondod 80 Gov Il
ns -, ~ IL ad,a,,ta,,a
:,
ABOUT twenty hi'es iron, .hc cn'y =,
Now YORK, on the Jersey sue, you iino
this prace'cal aov,co eIasen vn eno
tombstone OF an early Duech see.'er'
9h h hs,sr 50 nome hna apg yoar
H. . s a,'' 49, Ii ~ s,oru IS
Marr Maadala,o to tha Children and
when he Rad finished, he wished to as
certain if they had been listening atten-
lively. 90 he asked. CHOW. children.
what did Mary haye9n Billy Green
yelled ont. "Mary had little lambp'
,v u,v.u r ;.,a,; &C.,.
Wirt~ "en, yone1i Jau wi ~ a.,.an
your piea',, an o'a. ;, ,I , vh;s To' o.
whether YOU have been swiinmingi In it.n
Husband (reproachfuIly) = /" Hannah,
don't you-bic-lovc me enough to gim-
a OJfT
ALLOWING the performance of an hon
orable action IN he attended with labor.
Tho Labor ia soon over, hut Che honor is
immortal. wheyeas sbouId even nleas-
uro ,ya;t an Tho comm;ss;on of what Il
disbonorable. the pleasure is soon gone,
but the disbouor is eternal-.Iohn Stcw-
art. s
nc,,, ,,rN y so;d ,ho teaehor all
1,ass;n ,, ~ ;nf,nt cloos q cb;ldren do
we, hne, ~" ,o NC" ware al horn IN s;n y,
!. pIsaso III" ;ptcrruntcd a little one
g wasn,t. I was horn in New Orleans','
i" We'll t5at,s The same thiny.0 snid
the teacher, impatiently. "Don't in
terrupt me any MORE
T,s,poro ouoor nooks and CORNERS vet
,of, " ~ 6id 9 Eu0iand 4 visitor ~ a
country parson Tells how, when he ac-
c con'na3;eaa "j him lately tn take the duty
h IN a remnte nar;sh The scxton said:
g pa,hons YOUR reyerence won't mind
,reachiny from tho chancel for we've
gnt duck n sittin' in The nulpitn
o., " -
,ha .tnrn,, IN tbo ca,nn.;gn l. that, of the
, uno ', who having lnst h;s wife was asked
90 r;d %I 49, tha rave With b;s nother-;n-
law % e uo oh nb;ected ut first bnt allowed
h;, m 70 Ie nersuaded adding how
naar q wont Jou tn understand that Il
roha tb;a occas;on Of ali Measure for
roo' ), '''' "
mo "r = .;n.;na ron,arLed
. nrnfaaaad % oanno s p 70 w;tbered old
pI9lesseu coliolss1ui - S..S,;o,s 81 ~