Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-11-28
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.


high-toned than church bells.
Better to have loved a short eirl
than never to have loved tall.
A girl with one blue and one black
eye is the Philadelphia sensation.
We claim to be the author Of "That
Boy of Mine. Whitehall Times.
Mr.. Tnrreen has just got married.
1t is hoped that his wife is ladle like.
Learning the ropes is of no ad.
vaDtange to man after he has been
hung.
White Eagle, of the Poncas, made
pow-wow-erful speech to the Great
Father.
Texans are reported as ready to
light the match which is to fire
Mexico.
There is no need for ten command
ments, when one is more than II man
will keep.
Vassar girls can gather autumn
leaves with Fakes, but they had bet
ter not do it.
Take notice that the cooler the
nights the Oitener mans wife hears
burglars about.
The trouble about Cleopatra's Nee
die has been considerably discussed
in sewing circles.
Blue Jeans has fulfilled his mis-
sion. He has cast Daniel into the
place of the hon.
1t is better to have lesr pomp at
wedding ceremonies and more pork
and beans atteraarl.
The Beard Of Mahomet, Turkish
vessel, sunk in the Back sea. The
owners will try Ia razor.
Women are dressing more and
more like IN IN, but husbands seem To
be as necessary as formerly.
Job didn't write funny paragraphs,
and yet 1t has been remarked that he
fairly boiled over with humor.
Kceley treats his wife badly. The
other day she went inta the office and
saw two visitors and Keeley's IN Itor.
Pistol accidents are quite common,
but no one can be hit by the hind
foot of mule and not know it is
loaded.
Old Bummer-"Top o. the morn
in, Jidge. I'm goin' to throw me
pride under me feet an ak ye for a
quarter"
One Of Queen Victoria's grandsons
was named Frederick William Au-
gustus Victor Leopold Louis. That
boy died.
Detroit wants no obelisk, but would
like Chinese wall on the water
front, with all the old buns on the
river side.
The Russian peasants are not to be
blamed for not knowing how to read.
Look at the language they are ex-
pected to tackle.
A learned writer asks: "What is
Money!" A bright paragrapher re-
plies: at is the missing link between
man and his tailor"
"How long can man live without
tnsins2" asked professor of rustic.
~ don't know" said the latter
"How old are you9"
William Lamb has been elected
Alderman of New York city. 1t is
hoped he will not lie down with the
lyin' members of the ring.
A doctor recently gave the follow
ing prescription to sick lady: "a
new bonnet, a cashmere shawl and
silk dress" The lady recovered.
When Joaquin Miller sees girl
with blonde wig, he rolls up his
eyes and writes of "the rippled rivers
of her hair, in its uncommon told
and how."
Susan b. Anthony says that Eve
did not give the apple to Adam. This
forever settles the question. We can
not get around the voluntary testi-
mony OF an eyewitness.
A Dutchman was about to make
a journey to his tatherland, and
wishing to say ."good bye" to his
friend, extended his hand and said:
swell, ov | don't COON back, helloi"
Barnum will make big show in
the Connecticut Legislature. HIS
speeches will all close with the an
nouncemeat that for the small sum
of $2 complete copy of his life,
illustrated, can be bought of the
ticket taker at the door.