The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-09-13

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pitched battle. r vbich ,he enemy
shnvca us feather
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sol5 daily d tbs city Who ssys oar
people arc 81 efampei Or mouey
A Western paper gives ,he follow.
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aaee composites So n d IN.
Mr seasosgo5d wants = he sca.
aiof l. Ohio Ifhe can ouiy get enough
voters mustard "a he's al right
A peuon l4lcly saw 10 Greenwood
Cemetery : tombstone with ! would
bos llrt Away chiseled upon L. beneath
wiieh some Drcbin bad penei.le1.
-Four Grapes
0nentmes man ransscks the
house 10 Cad a pin. aud not being able
b Cad one. drops into chair 10 die.
gss,. AID i Immediately rewarded f5r
tis search
"A Wisconsin clorgymen has been
found guilty b. a Church council Of
pot always handling the truth with SUI
Gcienl eariolness to meet the demands
~ veraci,y
The recon why the courts are al
ways iull q parent cases is that while
Necessity il the mother Of Invention,
Il ia well known axiom ihatNecessity
knowsno law
The Brooklyn boarder, when lac
qaickly bat calmly extracted long
red hair from the skyward portion q
be bread, asks his fellows 10 join ID
singing. I'm butter stranger here J
Yes, said she, dish Of ice cream
felaxes the muscles Of my heart, but
two dishes oh, two dishes makes me
feel as though could love on and on,
forever. So be ordered the waiter 70
bring on another dish. and counted not
on the cost.
lit is reported Of the late Com,
Swift, u. s. N, that in bis last hour:
he said. My log is ready ! have only
10 pass il in. So much for being q
sailor If be had been laindsman now
he could only have passed in his chips
What's Tie use Of all this sacrifice
Of human life, this bloody hatchery o.
Turks and Russians said Philadel
pha Quaker, to a Cincinnati hog mer
chant don't know, replied the lat
ter mournfully pork isn't riz any that
can see.
Dion Boucicault says 1t is danger
Gus 10 make love TO a woman though
an ink bottle He is right, aud es
pccially II he refers to the period aftel
marriage. Ink spells the carpets, walli
aud furniture A stick Of wood is fal
preferable
1t was very careless leaving The
parrot in the psror Sunday evening
evening, but she never thought any
thing about il until Monday morning
when he reused the whole house BY
making smacking noise and crying
Darling Susie Darling Susie II,
kept il up all day, too, and the old folk
are much interested 10 the case.
Said a Poughkeepsie alderman /,
Kingston alderman after a centennia
Introduction Where's Hallg VIVA
Hail. said The Kingston alderman
Alcohol. replied ronghkeepsie Oh
said Kingston, hes with John VIVA
John said Poughkeopsie Demijohn
said Kingston, and the. both crawle'
into the hold Ot a canal boat and died
The cruel tates never appear hal
80 grim and pililcss as when the.
marry . gid who has gone througI
Fassar aad can play diyinely paint Xix
Angel. dance like fairy aud Sian
the front door ia seven languages. 10
man who owes for the clothes he wa
married 10, begs his tobacco and buy
his wood halt cord at time,
The Rev DR. McCosb, Of Prince
ton College, tells story Of a negr
who prayed earnestly that be and hi
cOlofed brethren might be preserve
from their upse,tin' sins Bruddei
said one Of his friends at the close {
the meeting, you amt got de hang Q
bat ar word. It's beseltin', not upse
tsa Bfuider, replied the other, II dat
50 itr 20 But ! was prayin' Dc Lor
"a save us from de sin ob toxieatiol
an e dat amt an upsettia' sin | dun
what am
"A guest with speculative tun
the other day, went fishing into big
priced chicken stew, which be had o
deresi. al MArsha's Vineyard hoie
and found the principal Ingredients |
be siK uecks Of fowls which were abog