The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1877-04-05
From the Toledo Blade.l
NASBY.
Mr.. Nasby Has Heard of the Election Of
Hayes-He Indulges in Psalm of
Woe.
CoNFEDRIT X ROADS.
WIcH Is IL THE STATE wv KY,

March 3, 1877.
Hayes is electid, ther amt no doubt
NV that We hev heard NV 1t, and are
shoor NV it. Bascom has given me motifs
that ther ain't no more likker for me,
onless | pay for it, wich is holler mock
cry, and he hez commenst to foreclose
on hall the farms in the visinnity. Pol
lock, Bigler, and the niggers are joobi-
liant, and Bascom hez commenst maxim
advances to then. Precisely in proper
shen ez he cools to me, he warns to
them. Men worship the risin, never the
settin sun 1t il well-l yoost to do the
same thing myself / shan't hev any
more at his bar, but he can't rob me NV
the drinks hev he'd, and that is some
comfort.
We held a meetin NV hoomiliashen and
anguish at the meetin. house, last mite. /
am not man given to cussin, for / never
l. lowd that GU in even a mule made it
90, onless the cussin " reinforced with
club. Swearin and club, in ekal pro
porshens, hez he'd effect on a mule, but
hev allus he'd more faith in the club
than in the cussin. The cussin may pos
sibly inspire the club, and thus be indi-
rectly beneficial Nevertheless | did re-
cite this
SAM Nv AGONY.
In the dust NV hoomiliashen air we.
Ashes we throw upon our heds by the
scuttle-full.
Hair.cloth we wear next to our skins,
figgeratively.
Hair.cloth we wood wear next to our
skins, actooally, eff we could git any one
to trust us for a supply
Wood that goin about nearly nakid
wus a proper mode NV expressin greet,
for then we Good 60 into the deepest
kind nv mournin without changin our
costoom.
There be three things which are too
wonderful for me, yea, four which I'm
blest ef know:
Wat the Dimocrisy wanted NV High
Jint Commishn e. all.
Why it didu't hev a Dimocratic High
Jint. ef it he'd to hev one.
Why it didn't bust the concern afore it
wuz everlastinly too late when it TO md
it wuzn't Dimocratic High Jint.
Why we wuz Gust with men in the lee
de. ship wich hedn't cunnin enuff to win
by strategy, or courage enuR to take by
force.
The Comics are but feeble folk
We are Comics eff there ever wuz sich
Cussid be Morton, cussid be Blame,
cussid be Sherman, cussid be Edmunds,
clssid be Davis, and espeshly crssed be
b adley.
For he wuz the eighth man. and he
cooLent rise above partizanship fur enuff
to vote with Field and Clifford.
We electid Davis, which give them a
majority in the high jint. and its a toss
rp whether he don't support Hayes, af-
ter all.
We he'd the game in our own hands,
fur we he'd stolen four aces.
But they rung in a cold deck onto US,
and held a strate flush when il come to a
show down, and they raked in the pot
Nv wat avale wuz the buyin up Nv the
St Loois Convention, wat good wuz .he
bull dozin in Looseaner2
Nv wat yoose wuz the rifle-clubs Nv
So lth Kerliny, and wat good did it do TO
&C o. ize Injeany2
The ent' are a people not strong, yet
they p epare their meat in the summer.
We prepared our meat last summer
but it spilled in the curin.
Oar sl-oke house is busted, and our
hanns is not.
Four years of Hayes, four years oi
waitin ar d longin.
There will be uiggers in the Postoffices,
and the faithful will stand outside and
gnash their teeth.
For three things Democrisy is disquiet.
ed, and four wich nearly killed it: Til.
den, Hewitt Pelton and Field.
When / think NV the idiocy NV these
men, wich we trustid, and into whose
hands we gave ourselves, lift up my
voice and howl with King Lemyoce'
mother: Give not your strength to old
wimmen."
Young ones take away strength but il
returneth-old ones destroy by their
counsel, and it is irretrevable
Ef they'd he'd ez much sense ez they
he'd money we'd nevec bin made Nebu
kednezzers NV, and been turned out tc
grass in this way.
That anshent Asyrian mite hev liked
it, for theT wuz no Bascoms in Babylon
for him to refresh hisself in, but W,
don't.
Watts the yoose NV holdin the keerd
ef you don't dare to bet emf
There are three things which is neve
satisfied, yea, four things say not "it j
enuff:' the grave, Democrat wich want
offs, my st mick, wich is not and ney
er wuz filed with water, and the till be
hind Bascoms counter.
Tilden and Reform is defeetid, tn
Dimocrat wich wants otis will want
! still, my stumick will take water, pc