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Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
RELIEF WITHOUT A DOCTOR.

Ihuush w"mii 10y nn means bc understood
It. ,t.rr"cating, hut rather recommending
profess nun h'a ~ tr"">", tli.r. AZ. Multitude,
"f iu-iturr, Hh'r 1t !, neither urc.r7aiy easy
to obtain \ i.,Iniiy pr"YId'd with c"Tnnr"-
hrn-ivr household sp'"Itic uk" iTu~i"ltcr'- =
~ienIa,h i!Itcr~, "A 10 1scssrd q" Iu"ni"lnhi re
,pIrr" ad.qu't'' T" mo~' IN, ,g"nrI"- N whirh
ir,Iiru tI,lrr w"uii hc rii, rwi>r n""iiul.
Inat -I"rlIn, tome AMI corrective invariably J.
r,1n',I,.-, AMI IL HmiL,rItsliN"lY r"cnInm"ni";
fnl .l,bIit. tudI."s!i0u. Iv"I it-"r'i"r, IN Irr"E
Ginr hanu al hody. urinary snn Wt.rinc tr",,-
b,,,. rirlii"nt rh"UrmEiIaIn ant 2"ui. and man ?
.;u"r ariIt'ni- 81 ii''I""ni ""ruIrcm"r Il "r,'!-
Ctir- 3tnt prevent. intermittent ard I'mliit.uI
i.yrrs, r;'"t'n ln"riiLl 'irspnn'tcu's. check =
premature 'tr"sE. Hnh InvIE"rai,- III" ~ cuT-
ana iiiI-CI3iAr iI--iI, sleep. digestion 'm'i al'
rrri Ir"ru"'"i Hi II, .tu't II l. .-NII'u'l a
useful overcoming iht effects If rAhIII-tInu
aud, p,t-iI,, IN
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Religious.

Regular 5cryIccs at the Eri-" rItu church, Il,
morrow morning amt evening
Rev Jas a. rutri"o WI! preach AZ the Pres
bytrlirn rnmtrh, m thIa city. to morrow morn
ing
|, .">rrctcd rha; Elder iIu9hc, Will arrive
tp-ay, 'at preach AZ III" christian rnunch to-
mo''nw-
Rev NJ. e. WuIiam, VIII rrerrl, NJ rh.. Meth.
rrI-t cnuIch. IA thi- city, i"- n,"ll"w morning
IrNl, Junn !. II
Rev Ia l,th',I " 1T n'"s"h Al iir,. E.uiI.t
church, "a this rIt, tot m"II"" Iuurniuy and
~ nmI SUBJECT ~ TIT" iu"rnIn., 'Ih,. invita-
tao" "i 'hrl-t t" TIA" heavy Ia lrn .,nd IA tn.
evening rae sinnrl = ti.~"lui" n-cd ,,l tt,l,I
"rmc> X Ftnahtc w,l keep open every
sv"uiu- during thr tar. to enable it,rIr Gus
trnIrr- TO -" their hrtutItui >tnrk or wairt-
-. hans. dIIiupnt-. IrwciII of all hnd,
-riId silver. plated w.,r.., fancy .,"pLs, table
ani pocket cutlery. "" .,rr now ~ rrcrII,;
at oar TAN stock, tni r".ps 'tlullv -onc,r a
call from All ihr-" visiting our far. our
price, a. l"w =, any h"u>e III ihr wr>r or
r,=t. >r.b1;I
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Stock Notes.

E"u! Nr. silver - advertisement of Il South-
down hu,L t"r rai.
IGos Gibbons snid. yrsirr'!.y.to A Mark one
hcif,r. ann pounds. at =. cents.
Nj ncavas sold. MONDAY. to iTan.Ia; and
Sm.tt, one COW. -" bounds. Al ) cent?
Az Able =. Ia. Iu--i,S. t" ,,co I.nmai,rd
thirteen hozs, .o5" pounds private terms.
Nj Harnony sold. M"alny 10 >mItn md
Hamlet, trn -ne"p. %oprrml-, al CENTS
pI Iln.ot sold to lni.: .,.I han,Irt. on the
:I-t inst steer. lI~ pound, At :; cents.
R,hcrt rurhrr s"iI. Monday. To SmIn and
Ii inlet live head of ..,r'-. 5,.I pounds cents
>hul! and fllIotr -ot,t v, slrrtay, /" ochm-lder
aud Rurrle ~" heat oi cattle. 16iu p"Wnd>. AT
cents
M"esT-. shut and Eliot -ol,i VP.frr!nN 1"
~cnn, der and kuprr nine sheep. ,"'o p,,,nd-. 81
:; CENT
Me-~rs -huli rnd Elliott sold "n tia, 18th
not h"ppr. a,.., .',,,,r dvr head ot r.r,l.,
4.4u pounds, At cent?
Anybniy ds,liIngio lurrtn-ya lirst class ~a,
die mare would ito well 40 uIIrrd il- Mrkinn-,
sale, IN Washington township. oh tn. 10th prpN
Nes-rs Us Wallace and J.,Iur~ Lunar, who
1--WE near arrrrshur., lrts-rd Mrou.H town
last M,n'Yy with 80 hrat OF tlr". auI tour
y,,r "lu uut!vr cart" wjirN tI"> la pur, nn-, i
N <piASty COUNT
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''. u ''''A '1s's sumo '''' INV Ne"
, '"'hS '"'"""s""l'' '"''' '"' 9''' l" A''"'"'
column. lie WI" d" .' Ia" IAN I'"u""s VIII
t"'li' ." ne second "AS %! IN iA'f' " Wednesday
ami persons "'T'i!i'- -"''' ''n''"'''s 7""'." =
. 'he'h- %. h'l's "'7''''- 'i'''' l"i '''S l'"F
'h"7" "' '"'-r "'''i'''''e' a." he ""ly ""uSh' hrl
!" h.'i 'h"tn from H"ihS "ut oi '"t '""i'S' a"'
W. nope - see ti'!i lHt'!!a=ti DE isiial ell
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
A FAIR PROPOSITION.

tOr forty wears Or. \. y. summons Liver
M-dI'.Ur has been successfully n5rt! IN ia" cuIr
al r"-rIv"L.--. ~iCk headache, pains ia the sidr
ami haSh. dizziness, indigestion, loss OF ape
tt-. rht!I- AEd fever bIi!ou>nrs. and All diseases
arising from 4 torpid "a diseased liver, ami
hardly single failure 10 "ur% has been reported
l"t there are many Prr7"ns suIrrnG from ll' ="
'!I-cas"s WHO have never r'rI"i II. FOR the '-n' III
"i -uch r"r-on- th pruprletora ol h!s celebrate d
m",tl,tu" have -"Ut J. y. Quarl-~ y 20, -
". -. Ir.is ami Ihr". ''"-cwlz"h quaint
~ al irl.I packages to br gwen away to any "n'
applying ioi them. Il COSTS you nothing and
Inly save Nour lIic. s-pIi i'm
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
School Books.

The -ea>on l. approaching when all viii
want thrm. au'! the T"XI thin" Is to know
where 10 get them. In th,t connection We
have Il fcw words 10 SAY. We have Il lar.c
ana complete >tnrk aud We VIII sell them A.
low lIi"y can hc bought ci>ev, here They
are all new, ana covered w!Ih holden :
patent covers. Thanking all for past kind
patronage, Nc hope to merit 4 continuance
OF slme hy serving all faithfully.
j. \. ',r ARIES X GO.
srpIlf Lexington, Mo.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
ASTONISHING SUCCESS.

Il - ia" dut' "I every Iersnn who has used
nos, HE'S .fRMAN SYRUP to lee ITS won
deTiul .lua!ltI,, t.. known To- then lrlents tu
curing consumption, severe Coughs, Group.
Asthma, I'n"unonin. amt in tact all throat and
Iuu. dI-che.- NJ PRISON can Use II without i'm
n-tiiht- I-iIri- Ihr-" irs-s VIII Z. lIrS- amy
,,,-r ami "" cou7lirI Al tn" dut! OF all Drug
Yi=t- t" rrCpmmend II Ia the poor dying con
sumptIyr. at lca-I To ny un- bottle, 40 900
,!Ofcu bUIii.4 were GOLD last year, and no one
.'a~r where IL failed wa reported. Such m-'i-
rciur ~ the tfKMA< SYRUP ruuu01 br too
widely known. ~ EoUr Druggist about 1t
..uIuJir iiu.Ilrs L. ~ ,0lI at /" c"ufs Regular
II o., r.ui- t"T sale by iHrr. '''.-'~i' ch,
Agent. Lexington, 5iD >, ,iI5-
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
BEST STOVE WE EVER USED.

AtIcI ln.ny years trIAI. We ar" salishsd HAT
the Charter bAh II, ia" hes; stove w" ever used, ,
ANA rii"rriulIy testify that believe II better
adapted to the wants of Ia" general public than
trIv -roV" IN the market sert::-u
Clifford s Febrifuge- Palatab!c. Power
ful, Antiperiodic and Tonic Nature :
Irm"dy i"i t.y'r and A-lIr Never know. 30
iail IN ,Imgir case. IhI- popular remedy itt-
t"r~ from ul other Agur tm">. IA b'lm- iI'e
from all poisonous eject, "n tt- - lem II II
irr= Irr" the circulation and destroy all iuniir-
OTIS p"l-un, aud rhus rrnd cat.- the Ht-rarr win
uJu producing any "i ih"," distressing a!t"I =
-..t-firu= -uci! IA luinr~s ard pam IA tu hrI.'
Viu2lnF the rurs and partial ue.iH"--- Try II
once, IuI yuu ii! lever hr without II -rI.rEl
j =. EI' II ARi,~ON. Proprietor.
For -ale 10y all druggists. ~. Louis
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

STATE OF MISSOURI,
Lar AiGTIE ct STi- \
In The tr'mt curt OF saId county. IN vsca-
t"u, ~-pl-mp"r II Ii, ls...
George W NNIln !
Attachment.
Henry n. better \
'J', the e,lt Henry * nrtter fnu are hereby
L notified that e:,jl plaintiff ha. commenced a
~it aEAtn-' ynu IN said c1urt ny petition ami al
tachmcut. the object and general nature of which
20 obtain Judgment against Sou uuoG Il,
prnn's-1rv note Tor the sum of tw rntv- tive dol
hrs gwen hy YOU to sad plaintiff. tue one ,iay
alter date, sud dated September 2Gtt, 1874, and
bearing tea per cent interest until paid
hud YOU are further notified that YOUR prop
rr'y has been attached, Had unless you appear
II The n"N term OF said cmrt. to be holden At the
yuurthous", IL tie city al Lexington, on the
',rti day "i December neat and on before the
sixth dLv thereof, II the trrm shall long com
Tinur Hui # not then h-Iurs the end of tn. term
and answer said p"titl0n, the same Will lie tSken
as = ni,s~rG
And 1t l. further ordered, that copy hereof
lac published In the Lexington Weekly lntclii-
grnC"T. newspaper printed in sRd county at
Lafayette for tour weeks successfully, he Ia II
insertion tu br at lr:~. four Heci It, ,rrc the
cDmmrnc" c"m"nt o' the ne.t tefII at this c"urr
y tru- copy. Attc-t
FRANZ Ti.l't:, Clerk
Ry I. IL bAS.rL, ID. &. scpi2t-w
Nrilar" X hilrE. attorneys Tor plAIntIf
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22

We arc Offering tine, black hroadcIoth,
doc>kin, beaver aud fancy Ca>>lmr-cs al d
sacrifice. All III want Il .uch goods are
A,m"nish.d 10 he prompt, IS we are deter.
DiIued to ,lo.,' out THESE goods az early n,
possible. MrtN >LANp II BEDFORD
>.'iiu Lexington Mo
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
The Singer IS the Best

Remember that the singer Sewing machine
has been before the public fer twcuty-ei.ht
Years. That FOR simplicity. durabIllty and
competition. For sale by
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Gentlemen, Attention.

We Ea>"Iu-t Received a Splendid >tock of
ready made clothing, from the cheapest 10
,hr very best t" which we invite attention.
and W. guarantee satisfaction in price aud
quality. Nice AUsLANn N BEDFORD.
>epllr Lexington. Mo.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Ar COST. AZ COST:

nIoI, T. C"i'r. -ug.,ie. .c.,iiurd corn, prI,h hes,
\ t0mIr""-, drI'r! CuIrau1~, a.U"-, peaches,
"hrrrI.- and black horrI'e
FANCY A%n rLAlN CANDIES.
ia. -oois ;,r"rcrt"-, -h"r- and boot. All
at prices to -ilt th" rIrir'~.
,jrr9 John Il JORDAN.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Particular Attention

called t" our laS" stock of Waterproof Cloakinr Flan
neis I ans Blankets, Comt"rs Full Cloths Sheetinos
Domestlrs, &c These goods bought direct from NAM
@ consequently giving us greatadvantage and we
Don miss giving us call if You good goods at
low prices 7 "
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
MONEY TO LOAN

NS improved real estate IN sums from $500 ia
Sln, 900, at legal rates of interest For mar
uculurs, apply to l. L. c. BARTLETT,
Lexington, Mo, or Richmond Mo
Applicants are required to furnish sstl.ssss.r'
tsrracts ol title
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
aEkyu k-slIS ShE =

" ISL iu sell fi,'.''t li;i i NIM.' <qss~Sz
] thrc. an! a hHit mllr- from kiIsEiu-- kJ1..t
Ill" ami IL" same ttI ~iirC'' !rpu NHit- EI'.|
Will, containing IL. acre, HIRE h:C -Ex-.AA
L., .iCr"- enclosed and IN CuitI" alton; good
I.Sn story hou-'., good orchard "i cnIC" ifuIt
good water, excellent timber. near the h"u--
Terms, Low tDH CASH tdII',-, 81 cali "
at iiI.Sln y He II !. IIltri,IN~.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
New Goods.

Everybody IN want of cheap dry goods
should call at krichn y WIIkcr's as they al
way sell little lower than any other house
IN the CITY. sl"2t.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
ATTENTION, FARM ERS.
Timothy Seed.

"" have iust reCrivet 400 bushels of new I'M
OILY SEED which We are selling cheaper than
II has evei briorc been sold IN I->msirn-
s"i.- g VI DJ\kEL.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Bargains Bargains!

We are oli.rlng drives throughout our
emtir~ stock We Simply invite An rXamiua-
ti"n 10 nn' lnrc the most >kept!ca!.
.,ptitf MCtArsLtSp 4 BEDFORD
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Tne Iair viii begin nSX' TUESDAY

''L'' to '"' ''t '''fN "'S' from tuesday
10 >H'"' u'y' inclusive.
h""'' u'h 'I"o "''' meet '"-'''H at
"' '''''S y E''''
'o''"''' ~ '''' al }" receipt "' a" ih'"l'"
u ,"' '''S '''''i ''N IT. "' f"i'r'efI'-' 'i'--i
'7' ''' " '''' ''''' N'' nv '""'''''
u-
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,t,..t +,
Hr;ro al ,,... ,i,,l,,.r =, ,,.. ,,r ,.>,
s,t,r.I,, ,,.,, -, 49,, ,,.,,,.,,.
rau,,,p
CIV, nm ,,.,,,,,,,,,.. r.,t ,,,..L ,or Tho
t,i, ,-,,,..., .,,.,l .. YAM. .,, ,,,,.,,,,. ana.
r,i,,v v,,,,. ,-.i.+
I;rln- IN yrur ,nI,k.u- d,,,.A. ror,,
iUrh,.,, ,u,i pIrrnu, ami i., II, ,,,,. "A .,,..d
u.rd show Al tia, tan
Nrn,,r ton >.t,. A r,x American Nrvlu,,
MI.ii,.r, which y,tI h,. Sold Al . bargain
lt.uliIrr al ,hi- rIll,, S.n"Hl;
t,,n. wilson. L.u n,, u,i,,i,,-ri tho
house ON Ihrrt street IN wulrl, TT, ma, I,y,d
50 iuus, tor Tho sum of : 100.
New good III rutir,a Variety al ty.i..t.,n
X cos, n"w bnot aud shoe store. No. ia
MAN street. east o. the cuur, house. 1t
81. jan" smith itr,i -.utl,l AT Marshall
uu tMu counts. WIN. Goats On three. aui
Thu- Bruurlt on TWO, Iur horse stealth.
The h.ua, IN tue civ VIII rln-r ,,rl ,ttI
during ihe iaIi ht II " 'i"'% .. Ia. Al
persons ""'"'"- paper III "Ahh S"""'" '"NS
""'' {
'''' ! "''''' '"''E""'t To "i-
fe"' "'I"'''hS l" Pi"ih'>' ah" !l2A' i"'
"a'''"" A>''h''"h hrN' SATURDAY :" ih-rt
VIA "r u" lati"if'
i"e ne" A"'eii'ah 'e"4ns h"'h'he mas
''o o''' All" >"IAr' motion OF ,a>l non levers.
i'''"''' 70" "''" io' >Pe'" A"E '''''
'- ann. up ''>' H'''''"' N'i'--I''
heiulAh 'ac"""">"' doesn't POSSESS
N'.E eGPhohl"Ns maine, hut he II some on
"'i't race al II YOU want /" see s"Mr tii
'"-Iih- come I" Tie 'niF next thii"HahS'
Wanted 'N'iI OF. L" 'ali aud -re "iii
stock OF loot and snvr, Hctoir purchasing
We hAH" them "heHp. tESte>t II n GO. No.
ia Main STREET doors ra>I OF court h"lI>"
iL- Ht" American never 'hlp> stitches OF
UIeah- thread. " III >r" from No. 10 'h'
cotton ~ Il GUAM. "i urrIie uui.. al. AT
. Eonhrii Ices 'iiH hook store AMI try
them -rrHtji
aElntI> n-"i mol Lut th" n'w American
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
SEWING: MACHINES.

nf al llnds sold anI repaired. W., furnish
you any machin" new mahc aud deliver
and teach to at lower ~ ,,r, Irrc th.,y w.,
have been sold al In the ,li,,,, ,l,.,r. i"f cash
Will repair al kin al l4-chiurs, and warrant
my work. .;ape had q years experience IN
making, 3epn'riug and teaching. send your OLD
magazines and ORDERS for new ones TO
I {. MItHENER,
Office al Bouueli & Lee'a book store. Lexington.
Missouri ,el-rpl
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Black Goods and Black Silks

We have large and varied line of which we ,o,
ecy and as usual are selling them for less money than
any nous" III the city, and ladies need Of these Goods
should not fan to give call. are Headouarters
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Lexington Market

In tht~ report The Wholesale prsCrs are gwen IN
4 ifj hand column, and retail prices IN ri9ni hand
| column In country pru,iuce. the hgUi,- ON the
| i"li i,uni. what t.- m-rch ant, pay ing, and
| on the rIgnt the price At WnIrt they --ll
! fLOiE-Ilry N\\A per sack ) ~
/ "a,
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
NJ z S, =. l. CH NJ e r,
DIR I[SS<s EaS.
N\l pEEitR ~
DISILSSNIAIxI<G
FARMS WANTED.

AM prepared Ia sell LaiHy cite AMI -
L Saline county farms. " I'll maze II 90
headquarters at Nr'iHiIL. hut alter reg S&cS
I-t-r "A number OF l.afay cite farms will -.sr.~
establish branch office ut Lexington tIuI-
grafton has Comm-uc-i coming Iutu Missouri
aud land VIII sell from now on. have hGi
ten years rNpt rl"TCe IN lhr !and business and
| would prefer to operate where could recon-
mend the hand. Parties wishing I, -rll eau -rli
me complete description oi tn II farms
would prefer TO under rate rIH-r than uNtI-rni,.
the improvements, ~ lI:n il"- ar" nor" apt t't
buy II they iiTd the IarIu turns out better than
Trpr"- -enrrb- la -"ndIuE descriptions br B.iT-
HcuIar 10 give ali ihr iact- .nrEnhIAuC"
II any Instance from Lev nrtnu; pay IuCul~ etc
Will ,Enrgr thr." per cent CUIUmi-- iuu. -7t,ir
IN riO.Iug your lettrI, that You n! pay Iulrr
per cent commission uui ut ltr LiSi l.iIrCh 49,
mon", pant, sUH ~ cui.si i.I that the Uhiigu
ton between us. A'!6r,-=, HAS. ALLt\.
sepi"ml Stiulu, Nj.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22

large and mammoth stock direct from the manufact
rers and at from 10 to 20 per an sold hv rau
ul'r shoe houses We being Dry Goods men, and not de-
pendent Tor support alone upon Boots and Shoes we
are determined to sell them less money than any obor
house Seeing convincing all we want ia for vom ~ i
ana see u.s. Immense lines ot ladies and chdrens Shoes
LADIES Dress and Walking Shoes specially Don't miss
seeing our brag School Shoe ~
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22

i;nrincton llawkcyc is there 40
WAY to stop this "minouj marchin. for
ward of the democracy In another
year it will have complete control OF
both branches of congress. Hayes even
now is more than half 4 democrat. We
have lost California we will lose Ohio :;
the rebels are on top; we are going to
the devil generally.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
SOMETHING NEW.

I AN nov Operating IN what Eisssts.s,--T-.s--5 \
/ - known TtN - CITY fEsrc IrI~ /S
ARi ,iAIItkl PHOTO ,tHtYrT III * ~ 4
graphs, gems UHG "lhrr PIE 2SssSs-t izlsSE
tHre- made in the shortest ~L--S
pussIhle time rlctulc- made Oh rin'u:y .tdya
n well III Cl. ar weather. viii pare u"
pans TO Civ entire -dIl-i:tctI"n, -Ed l..l' Iug
OPP rated IN eastern l1..i"r'r-. an enabled -
compete with Eastern work. lhr patronage
OF the rropc Ol Lexington and Nt;luGy L. r.
sprCtIully solicited G.. ". Niilt l-l'~.
Opposite the Courthouse. i.eAnE'"n, Mo.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22

"A lady reader writes to the New
\ "rk Herald i"l recipe la remove
lrrcklcs. y lady in Rome who has tried
the remedy recommends the following
Hathr the face lightly with cologne
water after tea, and at about ten p III
brush both checks, the forehead, ana
chin with Il carefully selected mustacho
If tins docs not remove the trcckles, il
viii, under ordinary circumstances.
i.aiISr lhrm L. be tnrrnitrm ~
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
Cloths and Casslmcves.

.r>,nyton, Mo-. >rrIsn.nc. >rr,Ilt
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22
OUR MOTTO:
we Lead, Never FoIIow

No drug store profits wanted at the Ponular .,d po
resSlve One Price Cash House of ~ W.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1877-09-22

An American in London writes tha
what makes him more lonesome and
homesck than anything else is that there
is no profanity in the streets The
cabman. the policeman and the railroad
employe all refuse to swear at him. and
The poor man is quito liscon,natc.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1877-04-08
A RABY BRIDE.

The Alton Qll.) Telegraph of late
date contained the following account of
an event which was certainly most
novel:
The office of the County Clerk was
invaded on Saturday by wedding
party in search of marriage license.
The affable Clerk proceeded to fill out
the necessary documents and inquired
the age of the candidates for matri-
mony. The groom's was given at
thirty-four, while that of the bride was
stated to be only fourteen. This state
ment caused stay of proceedings, and
the Clerk informed the parties that it
was against the law to issue license
to woman under eighteen, without
the consent OF her parents. There
upon the father of the bride, who was
one of the party, stepped forward and
said the bride had his full and free
consent; that she had already been
married once and had buried her first
husband. The astonished Clerk,
rightly thinking that would-be bride
of such ripe experience did not need
any legal protection, hesitated no
longer, but made out the necessary
document and the bridal party went
on their wav rejoicing. Maid, wife
and widow-and married again, all
within fourteen brief years, seems to
be crowding things little. What a
history that woman will have by the
time she is fiftym
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SHE DIDN'T STAND UP.-At one OF
the Detroit churches where revival
is in progress the clergyman asked
those who wanted to be prayed for to
stand up. Quite number rose to
their feet, and after services were closed
one lady was heard asking another at
the door, "Why didn't you stand up?"
"Oh, l didn't want to-" was the lady's
reply. "Why, you are very foolish
woman; l wouldn't have missed the
opportunity for anything" "Oppor-
tunity for what?" "Why, for stand.
ing up there and showing off your
sealskin sacque! There wasn't an
other In the whole church."
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1877-04-08

Mock MoDEsTY In certain pleas
ant town in the county of Surrey,
England, there was a cricket ground
nearly surrounded by houses. One
fine morning, just after great match
had been played, the secretary of the
club had letter from lady of seer
tain age," the proprietor of one of the
ad djacent houses, declaring that her
delicscy had repeatedly been affronted
by the sight of gentlemen "in every
stage of nudity" putting on their
cricketing flannels in the open dress
ing tent just before her windows.
Would the secretary, therefore, she
entreated, make arrangements for rid
ding her of this disgusting spectacle?
The secretary wrote an apologize note
to Miss Floyfe, and at the next match
the dressing tent was placed at the OPP
poste corner of the cricket grounds,
at least 500 yards from the lady's win
dow. Imagine the Secretary's aston
ishment at receiving, the next morn
ing, a second letter thanking him for
"his obviously kind Intentions" but
regretting that they were of no avail,
as she could see the gentlemen's legs,
with telescope, just as plainly as be-
fore.o
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cHAs vARsAais MARTIN sKANKEE.
FARRARlS & SKANkEE,
BOOT AND sHOEMAKERS,
Main street, Eureka.

RSONS WISHING THEIRR
Il boots and shoes made to order,
and desiring a good 6t and stylish lOok-~
ing boots and shoes, manufactured from the
best French calf or kip skins, should get
their WORK done at our establishments by so
doing they will not be troubled with corns
and bunions, and will have good looking boots
and shoes, and be comfortable.
Every description OF ladies CATERS and
shoes ma 10 to order. and of the best ma
teriais.
Repairing done at the shortest notice and
in a workmanlike manner.
give us a call, We guarantee all our work
as regards perfect 1T and materials.
Superior workmanship, low prices, and fair
dealing. is our motto.
Try our work.
FARRARIS 4 SKANKEE.
Two doors south of odd Fellows Hall.
mrs II
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A MOTHERS DIARY.

Morning, Baby on the floor,
Making for the fender;
Sunlight Sc ems to make it sneezs,
Baby "on a benderw
all the spools upset and gone,
Chairs drawn into file.
Barnessed strings all strung across,
Ought to make one smile.
Apron clean, curls smooth, eyes blue,
(How these charms will dwindleD
For | rather think-don't you
Baby is swindle?"
Noon! A tangled, silk en- floss,
Getting in blue eyes;
Aprons that will not keep clean,
If a baby tries!
One blue shoe united, and one
Underneath the table;
Chairs gone mad, and blocks and toys,
Well as they arc able;
Baby in high chair, toe,
Yelling for his dinner,
Spoon in mouth; l think-aon't you
Baby lis sinnerv'
Night! Chairs all set back again;
Blocks and spools in order;
One blue shoe beneath mat,
Tolls of a marauder:
Apron folded on the chair,
Plaid dress torn and wrinkled,
Two pink feet kicked pretty bare,
Little fat knees crinkled;
In his crib, and conquered, too,
By sleep, best evangel.
Now | surely think-don't you
Baby is an angel?
Boston Transcript.
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SINKING GRADUALLY. - We learn
that Jour oldtime friend, Andy Whit
ford, is gradually sinking into the
grave, and that his tenure of life is
counted now by hours. Mrs. Whit
ford is seriously i'll, and their dear little
babe was laid IN the cold ground yes
terday. 1t is severely afflicted fam
lily, and all they have is the sincere
condolements of many friends in this
their time of trial, and many kind
friends they have found-Carson 1ri-
bxHe.