The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1877-10-30

cerned, it surpasses everything IN an
eientor modern times Of which there is
any trace, The pyramids Of Egypt are
nothing compared to IT, Loadsa News.
Spring openiugs-Rat traps.
Fall openings-Chestnut burs.
What table issuseful, though it has no
Legal The multiplication table.
Nothing tends more to make US r.
diculous than the endeayor to initiate
our superiors. ~ -. g
.The point Is Just this" says the Sub
lime Porte, Il am Turkey, and Russia
wants to do the gobling."
"Time nies," suggested she. "Yes,"
he answered ssdty, taking 8 dsrk OBJ
jeot ootlof the cream, Slime dies we're
gone"
sIs has been found that In nearly every
civilieed. country she tree that bears the
most fruit for the market Is the axle.
1eemsrS 1Essty,n,E ~sss ~ "a
Deceit AMI falsehood, whatever con-
yenienccs they may for time promise
or produce, are, in the sum OF life, OBJ
stacles to happiness.
John Morrissey has received the anti.
Tammauy.n for Senator from
che Seventh N Y. district, the home of
John Kelly, chief OF the Tammany or
eanisation.
New York lawyers have come down
q little more ia the matter OF fees, and
sfe'wiIiing to leave ! client q pair Of
boots to walk home inf they are old
ones.
Dramatic author to female friend
Here, Finne. is boxfor the first night
Of ny new play.
She-Ta.ta. Bat what sort OF piece
is It 2 Is it something girl can safely
take her mother to sect
Cuest-sHow did cabhages happen
10 gfow in that alleywayf They GER
tainly could not have been planted there.
Acute portef--"La, no, that's where the
se'men throw their Havana cigar
stumps.n ~
How beautiful the rainbow, bended
from horizon to horizon. But when we
think OF the time we initiated the rain.
bow over our mothers lap, and the col
ors sswere left on our person, We fail to
zee anytpoetty In It.
Dom Pedro now has private attend
ant who parts the bedcurtains frequent
ly during the night and yells ''ticket.
Then forked stick is ratified along q
Q section OF paling fence in the palace,
and the Emperor smiles id bis slumber
--Ea. CbD.
Recipe for, making o Russian name
Taks three alphabsts and shake up in q
hat, then throw on table. Pick up
those that fall right side up, stick them
In line, then add either the ditch" OF
"kof" and you have genuine, full
fedged Russian Generals name.
II you would please pretty woman,
don't talk to her Of her beauty but oi
tie LONELINESS of others. How is il
that woman sees 80 readily that she is
loved, but never can find out that she is
loved no longer9
It is good to be reminded that Charles
Summers place Mt the head Of the For
eign Relations Committee is no longer
fllled by Simon Cameron. M. Hamlin
70 not Charles Sumner, to be sure; but
then, he is not Simon Cameron, either
.-afibuae. A.,
First friend lpoor)-Will you do mt
great fayor9 ,{
Second ditto (rich with pleasure
but Hrst you have it In your power tt
render. me great service. Will yoa
Fsf.-With pleasure. What can ! dt
for your
Don't ask me for any money
The Tennessee Conference of th,
Methodist Episcopal Church lately re
fused to admit G. Gilbert to the minis
try, although he had passed a satisfac
tory examination in theological studies
because be persisted in using tobacco
A resolution was passed prohibiting ap
pilcaits VINO use tooacco from entering
the ministry in Tennessee.
AsmiserIy millionaire is asked to con
tribute to. charitable fund, but decline
10 do so, whereupon the lady patrones
spbraids MN Tor MS stinginess.
aAh, madame" he says sadly, ''if VI
rich people liked to be generous W
should De too happy: We must den.
ourselves somelAlng.
A Scotchman being examined by hi
minister, was asked, "What kind of
man was Adam q "0h, fist like 1.-THE
.folks" The minister insisted on havin,
more special description Of the firs