The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1877-09-27
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iIe wasa melapeholg y, Iow9piriied,
HlSindofa man, with no.style qbeut
|.him, but he bowed poliyel v the lq-,
Hay Of the house who answered, ;Ais
ring at.the door, and spilled almost
sweetIy atthe urchill lFlao sspS dag
eing at her dross, e
'Can sell you alotEIoo tho iila Z
icr instantaneous freckle alinihas
tor2 be asked, producing bottle
Iom lAe little black box Aith leatl
handles, liiqE he had With him
Don't want any
llsa splendid article, inadani
Harfanted or money eheerfully = rc-
I91dof Better it.1
Say
4 you don't thsnl. = tiIAyoEk,
iggllve you the most Convincing proof
that yousare mistaken
long 4 haven't any use for
Iitp
@Isee you havdnltlgot 'em bada
SCOT 'em badl Sir, what do you
lmeaa2p
81 was saying that you amt bad
yet. si Bat don't neglect 'enr if you
don'tlwgnt 70 be.as spsckled as a
duck egg /.
sMel me 'freckled2 Get out with
you, youimpudent man."
eIfthemain't freckles on yournose,
/ never saw any"
"Take yourself off instantly. Go,
| say, or I'll call the'police."
"Better try the magical instantan-
eous elintinator before it's too late"
"Ugh, you nasty"
Here's some of my world renown-
pimple subjugator. It'll take the
pimples off that boy there SO you
wouldn't know him in two days"
"Police! Policel"
alts too bad, though, that nothing
will cure his crosseyes and turn.up
nose"
a@Ughl you brute, 1 could" But
she never said what she could, but
slammed the door with crash and
threw herself on the bed and cried
with vexation until dinner time.
"How crusty disagreeable some
women are" muttered the gentle
leliminator man as he passed through
the front gate.
4tthe next house the patient suf-
lfercrsaid 10 the Fatty who; came to
the door, madam l am selling the
deservctlly popular and ever success
full potent hair crimping fluid"
"No, l don't want any"
81 am also selling the famous mag
ical istantancous freckle eliminator,
but saw at once by your very fine
complexion that you are not in need
of such an article. Let me sell you i.
a bottle of the hair erimping fluid"
"Well, I don't know"
II can't help but smile to think
that the lady next door to you, to
whom tried to sell bottle of the
climinator, denied up and down that
she's freckled"
"Denicd that she's freckled"
"Indecd she did"
"Why, she's the freckledcst object
l ever saw, and she knows it"
81 couldn't help thinking SO my
self"
"she's a vain, stuck-up thing any
way"
a dare say she is, Tn pretty sure
! can tell when meet u real lady"
"How much did you say this isl"
zone dollar and a half a bottle,
madame"
"Well, I guess I'll try bottle"
"I hadn't failed to catch the first
woman on the climipator 1 wouldn't
have caught the other on the crimp-
ing fluid, and, bless their souls,
they're both the same thing" NUT
tered the meek and low-spirited ped;
dler as he passed on.
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The Introduction of American
hardware into the English market,
in competition with the British man
ufacture, has attracted the attention
of the homo producers and excited
considerable apprehension, The ex-
cellence of the American articles was
attestcd AZ the Philadelphia exhibi'
ton, and was commented upon in
the report of the British judges. In
locks, saws, hinges, bolts, door.knobs,