Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1877-08-03
ALL SORTS.

ness.
Boys who run for Congress-Tbe
pages.
Ice cream is the latest achievement
of wax.hower makers.
Whoever can conquer Incidence can
conquer most things.
Mrs. Hickman, of Hickman, Ky, has
had five pairs of twins
Mrs. Gen. Custer is stopping with
some friends in Newark, N. j.
The new colors are called "moon-
light blue" and sorrel.green."
In New York the male suicides out
number the female three TO one.
Deep colors have superseded the pale
shades so long fashionable.
Give us the dollars of anybody
what's the use of being particulars
Black satin slippers with slvcred
heels are the novelty for houscwear.
White silk umbrellas, with watches
set in the Oaken handles, arc the very
latest.
BE it ever so humble, there's no
place like home for the poor mans sum
mer resort.
"A girls confidence in man is very
great when she will let him pull hang
nail for her.
1t is singular that no baggage
ever committed suicide because of relig-
ious excitement.
-" Yes" said the old reprobate; ="
always recognize water when l see lit
just looks like GIN"
Eio, 1nouooD 10 N n.
ing which the New Orleans Democrat
puts over an article on the fashions.
If body catch body kissing of
his girl, should body from his pistol
make bullet whirl?-N. y E1press.
"A Kentucky man belongs to eight
churches of different creeds. He thinks
that ut least one of them is on the right
track.
Lightning never strikes twice in the
same place, 1t generally happening that
there is nothing there the second time to
hit.
Newark IN. j. girls have formed
society whose members agree never to
accept the attention of men who drink
liquor.
Importers say that there is a smaller
quantity of velvet in this country at
present than at any previous time for
| years.
"A little Bridgeport boy, who lost
three fingers in drop-press, only re-
marked: IL guess mother will cry when
she sees that" .'.
The British bands thought Mother,
Eve Come Home to Die" an American
national air, and played it to Gen. Grant
with great frequency.
-" The Rhabdoskidopheros" is the
name of II new style of umbrella. The
advantage of it is that nobody can ask
to borrow it.
Young men who have laid in big
stock of white neCk-ties will be interest
ed in knowing that it is accounted
vulgar to wear them on the street.
Mother: elf Mrs. johnson comes,
Jenny, say I'm not at home" Jenny
"Ohl dare say. And then you'll give
me whacking for telling story"
-"I never felt so frightened in my
lifc," she said to her lover; al turned as
white as your shirt front-nO"-on in
spection-" very much winter"
Learned professors know about 80,
600 words. Children two years old use
from 200 to 600. The average mortal
has vocabulary of 10000, more or less.
The reason why lightning-rod
agent creeps into feather-bed during a
thunder shower is because he has such
a load of old iron on his conscience
Eef"t TntineE.
Mapping ,sin church, insists the
-6aptfst Weekly, has got to be stopped;
and we may add that the reform must
not be accomplished by going a fishing.
Rochester Democrat.
"A New York restaurant exhibite
near its doorway, recently, plaintive-
looking lamb, which bore the sign: "Tm
fresh and juicy. To be eaten Monday.
Call and taste me roasted"
There are 800, 900 pounds of opium
consumed in the United States in year,
and when the temperance cause shall
have been successfully ended there will
exist another great evil to fight.
Dies have Just been completed for a
new experimental fifty-dollar gold coin.
The workmanship is said to be so cxquis
ite and intricate that counterfeiting will
be next to impossible.
AT tCarversville, Pa, sign board with
the following striking announcement
meets the eye: "All kinds of Tin Ware
Substantially Fabricated, Invisibly Reno,
waited, Metamorposed and Duplicated by
Cosmopolitan"
When you go into the country tc
live on your wife's cousin for month
dc not forget to knock all the greer
plums off the tree for your own boy t
play with. That will save your hostess
the trouble of doing" them "up" TO
winter.-N Y. Herald.
An elegant cherry pudding is made
of good biscuit batter, with plenty o
pitted fruit stirred in and steamed for al
hour, and eaten with rich sauce
Whortleberry puddings are made in thu
, same way, but hard sauce is desirable
for the latter, if only one sauce is used
, Many use both hard and soft, and boil
will be found to apply very satisfactorily
DIR. Schliemann sold groceries TO
twenty years, and thinks that had he no
. been a grocer he could not have sue
ceeded in his discoveries. This is un
doubtedly true. Putting five pints o
y molasses in two-quart pail develops
| mans ingenuity in the highest degree
/ DaR6ury NeUs.
: The Raleigh IN. c. Observer tells O
, a citizen of that place who is noted 70
l his punctuality. The paper says; IL
5 was married in 1878, early in the year
On the 4th of July, 1874, son was Dor
= unto him. July 4, 1875, he was pre-
! sented with lovely daughter. Tn
: next 4th of July, 1876, came "a son, an,
it was not until the 9th of July, 1877
that.-etc. All doing we'll.
LINES TO A DRESsMAKER,
OH wherefore bid me leave thy side,
Dear Polly, would ask?
n How can all my feelings cloak
o When in thy smiles basqucY
! Nay, " Polly nay" cannotg gol