The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1877-10-11

"A young SehlicHi"h VI oui lo"i 'i"o
in his possession forty. seven photo
graphs. Ladies', examine your albums,
If YOU want to find out whether a la.
DIV has any "temper' about her or not,
just step on the train Of her dress ON
the street.
Yes, we do endorse the sentiments
of Hayes for reconciliation, but this
don't imply that we are u Radical
Don't forget that.
Old Jack Frost visited US last Fri.
day and Saturday mornings, which re-
minded us that we were on the verge
of trembling winter.
Lace Turney is having a new palr OF
boots manufactured. John Turner is
the contractor, Lace will move into
'em as soon as they are finished.
Our town has several little buds
which in q year OF two will bloom into
society. The present bellies had better
make hay while the sun shines"
The current OF events is not running
much in these parts OF late. The edl-
tor runs, though, when the boys throw
dornicks at him. Who wouldn't1
Distance lends %enchantment to the
view That's what our "boss'
thought one nigh. not long since. but
they wouldn't give him time to say so,
One of the crying evils Of the times
is the tendency and disposition of girls
to get through girlhood hurriedly and
get into w]omannood, or young lady
hood.
Don't tell d married man any joke on
the boys, for he will tel his wife, his
wife will tell somebody else's wife,
who will tell her sister, and her sister
will tell all the girls.
We are sorry FOR him. Lace Tur-
ney says he (Lhe other fel.ow-not
Lace don't eat as much as he "used
to did" In fact, he { we don't mean
Lace, is "pining away"
A certain fellow, who is q profcien,
in the art of swinging on the gate, car
ries with him a feather and a hottie OF
oil. He says he is tired of hearing
the c~reaking of gate hinges.
/: is a notorious fact, that while
many of us labor hard from day to
day, and then can scarcely keep star
walton from the door, Others who neveI
do any work get along equally as well
Recollect, i: you go to the devil fol
hauling little loads of wood to the
printer, 1t will I've your fauit-not ours,
I'VE have talked to you about this mat
ter, on divers occasions, like 9
father"
Amt girls funny things1 How II
ming they can get themselves up will
pearl-powjer, rouge, f~rlzzcs, beau
ca.chers, etc. But, with all their fol
bies, they are dear little creatures
ut last.
We learn that the members Of the
Senior class OF Mary Sharp College in
tend visiting Coosa Cave soon. W.
know Of several Young men who woult
like to drive the hack on that occa'
sion.
That marriage didn't come off ''an,
more again" 1t FLASHED in the pam
and now he is likely TO remain "lone-
some" for some time TO come. Poo
fellow! He should now try the love
powders.
When a fellow has to get up n; nigh
Ia stormy one, at that,) to turn TIT
COWS out of his yard, he could-well
he could soon exhaust the EngllSl
language, and then not fully express
his s.scnllments,' either.
w. w. Estill and Simeon Venabl,
attended the Fair at Shelbyville las
Saturday, and "Wal." informs us tina
Simeon took the premium Tor helm.
the uglicst mar on the grounds
Who'd have thought it?
"Shall we cherish the beautiful ?
asks an exchange. or course
should-three or four of 'cm al once
if it is necessary; but, then, it is no
we'll for q fellow to cherish more tina
one in the same town-especially
he's q married
An exchange asks. Cant some on
invent Il new dance for the young Ia
dies Z" Yes, we can. Let them dane
around the house and help TO cool
wash the dishes, sweep the floor, &c
every morning. But, then, we'll be
this kind of u dance won't take wit
so,ne of them 'worth a cent"
Il Our curiosity prompts US to put tn
following interrogatory: Who was
that was too sleepy to get of Of til
: train at Wartrace last F:iday night, an
was carried q mile beyond the depc
, before he discovered the mistake, an
: Then hal to foot it back A little in
|, v~estigatiou in regard to this matter
in order, and we suggest that a eou
!, mit,ee he appointed for that purpos
v;,b ". w. h US chairman.