The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-02-18
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
glass is said to make milk white.

Blue glass is said to make milk white
Senator Kelly, OF Oregon, signs for cipher
When Hewitt heard about 1t he made several ~
Secretary Gorham of the United States Senate looks
like political Swinburne.
Judge Bradley says that the democratic Potiphar's
wife need not go far 10 find Joe.
Blue glass has become so popular in Washington
that Matt Carpenter has pane In his stomach.
We are as ready any TO spare the feelings Of
animals: but what il one do with the mites In the
chccseY
Riding whips for young ladies arc made Of rhi.
noceros hide clarified as to look ke amber, ses IN
silver and adorned with turquoise.
NJ. Moody, who is pous but not grammatical. says
that there Is no need OF grammar in heaven. There
amt no grammar there amt no nothing.
Western man, POLITICALLY inclired, thinks that
there nothing sweeter than the music OF the carving
knife You mean when It gets word in edseways.
saIvinis wife was q poor sewing girl, and she says,
with tears in bcr eyes, that che iy just like Cod"
poor woman perhaps she hasn't been married long
An English critic says that the Labit OF dressing
children Tor fancy ball and concert exhibitions induces
in the children foolish concert and an immoral tond
Of ideas
Tho Boston girl is nothing II not intellectual Il ID
a queer sight, that OF Boston girl and her bean az
eyeutido trying TO look at Venus through the same
telescope.
Toledo people are proveTOIaty eCouomico's n nau
who died IN that city the other day left word that the
door plate should be OF and screwed on the top
of his coffin.
BRIDES dross was of pale cato lat silk, arranged
with diagonal plats and Hounces of the shade
train of a deeper shade her headdrcss was Of blush
roses and small garapds Of vine leaves, with punches
of grapes.
Roneess Goldfish is all the fashion Besides the
number of nasty CALCULATIONS 1t saves on Fridays 1t
has the merit of preventing fond mothers from losing
time by carefully taking the fine comb out Of the
back.
Eastern men Of learning arc likely to believe that
here is no civilization west OF the Aleghanes. Once
in a while q man like Kasson, Of Iowa, or Stanley
Matthew'S OF Ohio, rises and tells Harvard College
that Charles Francis not the only In thu
world
She was complaining that she never began to put
his dinner before him the table but she felt that
the sword OF Damocles was hanging over her and that
the last thin dcsparng thread of her welded life waa
likely to be snapped and the sword-"Oh, Damocles!"
said he, .'glve mo the beef stew"
Norr,sown Hcrald:-"Presidcnt Iglcsias, of Mexico,
rcioiccs IN the middle name OF 'Mariar.' Unhappy
tomcats sit the back fence AZ night for hours try.
ing to pronounce that name. And 1t is marvellous
how close they hit the correct pronunciation! lou
may have heard en-"
Ereuuo Telegram:''The Young N an once,
who invested 500 on November 8, 1876, In a cushion
of lowers inscribed Observation-Disclosures
kou and sent It Uncle Samucl's house, has made
dead loss Of his money. 1t was worse oven than an
investment in New Jersey Central" q
There is one time in mans life when tho clio.
aucnco of Burke would not give ut expression to the
warnings his exalted spirit, and that time IL when
he gets up in night find the baby drink, carroms
his ankle the rocking chair, and jumps round on
l~tl. Lto nsloAfn In n 1al
hand II Is then that he says ndistnctly something
about 'scll,' or "knc" or 'TelL"
In most Connecticut towns tho little round molasses
lug is still kept the upper shelf Of the cupboard,
and II makes a church going man sad TO blow out the
candle JUS, before going to bed. and forget to take
long draw OF molasses from the Jug But IL 10
sadly pleasant, even In the Darkness to hear tho
familiar gurgc Of jug a-rum, jug.a-rum."
Guizot :--"Man Is formed for society. Isolated and
solitary his reason would remain perfectly unde-
vciopcd Against tho total defeat Of his destination
for rational development God has provided by tho
domestic relations Yet without further extension
of tho social ties would still remain comparatively
rude and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. emerging from barba,
| rism."
A Western editor, who thinks the wages demanded
| by compostors an imposition, has discharged his
hands and intends doing hts own type-settng In
future. He says:-"omSG To tho exoRbront Wasos
d EmANdED by pIin,eRs WE haAe CoSCludEd 10 do
OUR own TYPE scrrSg IN The iuruRE; uSD aLthouGH
we nErcr iEarned Tue Business zoe DO Not ssE asS
gRsar m6sTcIyorY IN HE aal"
Brooklyn Approximations OF the great Moody and
| Sankcy revival In Boston,
:. DEAR CHARLEY--wi meet you at the appointed
| place and time HATTIE
"'DEAR HATTIE will be there, sure. CHARLEY
Then Charley SENDS the following message 10 hm
wiic:--
| "'Don't wait dinner for me. attend the prayer
meeting again to-day. Little do You realize, Sarips
what work the Lord 10 dong for me-"