The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-10-04

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Grand Review,
HBIT. dulls.ecstacy, and custom is a
sad dsmper to emotion
TRAT which. the heart most asks Is
that which no words can convey. n
LOVE is like the sandal tree that sheds
sweetness on the ak that wounds 1t. y
PRAISES of the unworthy are felt by
ardent minds as robbenes OF the deserv-
ing.
OUR weaknesses cost us thousand
times more regret and shame than our
faults. -..4...
MEMS words to women are so much
kinder when written than when they are
uttered. .s p.
Orr wishes are but the idle blossoms
of the tree of human life seldom bearing
fruits.
"BuLeARIA" is a stylish dress goods
but, the "atrocity" is in the price.-Rsch-
n,ond Enquirer.
FRIENDSHIP is a dangerous word for
Young maidens; 1t is, In reality, love
full fledget, and waiting for fine day to
fly.
HONESTY, patriotism, religion, these
have had their hypocrites for life, but
passion permits only momentsry dissem-
blers.
TIE Missouri paper which called
msn '.an old fool" when it meant to say
sold friend" now sticks to politics and
advertising.
WHY are the letters m. a. n. sure to
be popular with the fair sex! Because
they're always in "demand."-Ne'0 YORK
com. Ado.
GOLD is but poor legacy in COMPARE
son with immortal thought. The one Is
human, worthless; the other divine, In
valuable. '.
Doctors say that buckwheat pancakes
have a tendency to make men lethsrgic.
Why isn't theres law to compel burglars
TO eat thenf
BISMARCK SAYS that the Eastern cam
paign has turned cut exactly as he
thought it would, but will some one say
how 1t has turned out
THIS seems to be an "of" year with
Presidents OF savings banks. They are
"of'' to Europe with most of the cash OF
the institutions.
GIVE, 0 give us the Goldfish balls of
our fathers. ET. They would be
mighty stale now and you would find
em not tit for u dog TO eat.
THE London Truth states that Gen
Grant possesses fortune Of $40 ,OOO,OOO
1t is proposed TO change the name OF
Truth to "Eli Perkins
"GREAT care should be taken in gather
ing mushrooms" says the Cleveland
| Plain Dealer. Great care should also be
taken in sliding down q cellar door.
If women would pay halt as much at
tention to darning the holes in their
stockings as they do to keeping outdoor
plants from the frost, the world would be
the richer.
A BOARDING house mistress, like the rest
| of US, has he weak and strong points,
the weak poils beng her coffee and her
strong point the butter.-PhsLadeLphta
| Bulletin.
EAsToN Free Press: George Francis
Train thinks all the savings banks will
"bust" up within six weeks. Wonder
how he knew we were going to withdraw
CUR deposits?
So LONG as the Russians continue to
| plan for themselves. instead eft accepting
the advice of American journalists they
mus. expect disaster and deteat.-DetrOtt
free Press.
| SIMPKINs informs US that it is vulgar
TO speak of ascrimmage as "dOg-snd-
cat fight" He would have US remark.
This seems to be conflict with purp-
puss. "-NelO York Mail.
CHICAGO Jornat: Two men sitting
opposite each other at restaurant table
in Chicago the other day, were OBJ
served to grab u piece of green corn
apiece. bow politely, and excislm, EARS
to yew