The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-31
HiaWasha Chips.

At last VIC have some promise Of Spring.
Much corn is up, and doing well; and so is the fes-
tive grssshopper.
The Hiawatha Blue Brooches got away with the
Troys, in game of base ball, last Thursday. Next.
Our merchants are doing a very lively trade, this
Spring If Hayes continues his Southern policy, the
country is safe in trading.
Miss Annie Chance has enlisted in the millinery
art, under the experienced teachings of Mrs. ShH-
mate.
Squire Winslow peeped into our den. day or two
since, and said he knew it 'us," by that pecul-
lar sang od characteristic of nature and dis
position.
There more stormy clouds arising over the
head of VIII. Shirley, because his "Mogurl' has
turned to fill up that blank place in his heart made
when she left.
Hiawatha is up with Atehison. She has a regular
jew clothing house in her midst, where you get
full suit of .perfec1-ttins- garments for only fife
doer"
DIR. Gibson is sucker" or he would not bite %
readily when Lacock Wey throws out bait to
sell him lie says they both getting too sharp
for this world.
We had the pleasure of shake with Mr..
Uknow, the day Of the picnic here, and have felt
better since. We did not expect to find him SO
handsome and entertaining, but will acknowledge We
were pleasantly disappointed.
There a hurrying to and fro, the evening of the
lecture. All anxious to get front seat Lon. Eddy
decided, early in the day, that he would take his
Chance in the much Landed concert that evening; and
he did, too you bet.
The Sabbath School picnic at this place, last Thurs
day, pleasant success, and the old seem-
ed to enjoy the sport much the little ones did.
As for us, we knew such thing SORROW, until
Troy girl said farewell We think of moving
our den to Troy soon.
We had . pleasant little chat with that smiling
lawyer, Webb of your place, at the picnic. He is
Sabbath School worker we'll as a lawyer, we pre-
sumo. Like Nye, he is in for anything that is good
or exciting. Where Webb goes. there pleasure and
comfort 20 also lie had many under his control
here.
Our city is not entirely forsaken yet. Tho patent
right man has been among us, with selfrefigerat
gincomprehensible-invis furnace in barrel of
water, which he can set to boiling in jiffy. Capt
Sehlns hunted for hour for the fire, and then
went home and wept because he could net find it.
A scissors grinder, with his grinder Lis back,
and doctor with his medicine in his pocket,
are among The scissors man fixes scissors, and
the doctor fixes toes. 1t must he awful funny and
Don't know which We had rather bottle or the
doctor.
Prof TiIlotson, the blind singer and pianist gave
Of his soulcharmng eoaoerts in this place. last
Friday night which was applanded vociferously by
part Of the audience; but too much like
Clements donkey to give an opinion Of our own.
Clements donkey had for music, and was not
much of q speaker, but-well, Clement will tell you
the rest.
Now there lives in this place Alex. Sutherland,
who has n farm two miles in the country, which
he rents to Mr.. Baldwin, fghtist- So, last
Thursday Alex. took article Of agreement out to
the farm for Baldwin to sign agreeing to take the
farm, and do 90 and So Mr. b read the article, and
then deliberately knocked Alex down Alex tried to
get up, but Mr. B. popped him again; Alex.
tried it again, and once more Mr.. B. plugged ii to
him, which Alex. took for sign to be quiet and he
did be quiet. Baldwin was arrested-paid five dol
ars and costs-sgned the artiele-wsnt homs-finis.
Two idiots went over this city, the other evening,
AMI sang just hundred and sixty-three times
the following beautiful stanza:
There . boarding HOUSE,
wher. II he. sI h.i h.. and egg.
Three tines . day;
WSss they hss1 he dinner bell,
On ~! 10. 2, the ham did smell
ana tien nos rruA W " nnppyr noSSosc tn1y
had NO one else to sing it to- The City Marshal was
not est nren ssm. PAUL Pr.
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