The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1877-12-14
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/, Such WAS the widows might.
Oshkosh Christian Adposate.
IF you want 10 get malt-treate
go TO a German pic mic.
Christian Advocate.
The biggest Spoke in the sena
torial wheel is WadIeigl -spok.
thirteen and a half hours--[N. Y
Times.
A mar in Louisiana had ioul
. wives leave bin. That's the kline
of a returning board he is.-[Bur
lington Hawkeyc.
The chufa is recommended for
hogs. 1t grows abundanlly and en-.
ables every hogs to chufa himself
n. o. Picayune.
Fighting hyenas are separated by
red hot irons. Red. hot irons should
be kept in the cloak-rooms in coz.
gress.-W Washington Republican.
First in wore, first in piece" as
the mar said wheE the patch in the
bay window of his trousers wore
through Burlington Hawkeye.
Alexander II. Stephens gained
four pounds last month, and yet he
wears anchors on his feet to hold
himself down.--Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
Yes, let's have an American
kitchen at the Paris exposition.
The cook must be seated on the
cold cook stove reading a novel.
Huntington Hawkeye.
Jack" said a coal merchant,
" what kind of a morning is it?'
Very cold, sir" Did it frecze?"
Yes, sir; hard Raise the Goa! a
dollar a TOM Burlington Hawks
eye.
"The most stylish Black Hills
gentlemen wear red flannel collars
with a Dig white button for a neck,
They will doubtless get other
things as the weather gets colder.
- [Oshkosh Christian Advocate.
1t is said that Washington once
Or twice in his lie laughed. There
was a time when if he hadn't come
)ut with the truth lie would have
aughed on the other side OF his
pistol pocket Burlington Hawk-
,ye.
A Kentucky paper says that a
'oung man who recently married a
,irl with a gold mine gave his friends
supper of didelphys virgians"
mbeddcd in a wide dish OF "convol,
'uIuS edulls." Them'5 possum and
atcrs. -[Burling'on Hawkeye.
Young man, beauty fades as the
ears 60 by. Don't fall in love with
woman simply because she has a
'retty face. Remember hat a
wealthy lathor-in law is better than
he rosiest damsel in seven States.
Christian Advocate.
A tramp dropped in this after
DON and meekly inquired the loca>
ion O. the town Of Thunder. lie ,
aid that whenever he asked for ,
work he was told to "go to Thun.
|er," and he supposed they must ,
van, hands here.-[Oshkosh Chris. ,
ian Advocate. :
When a man detects q missing |
luton after getting on a clean shirt, :
% one is aware of the fact. He c
axe off his shirt and puts on an c
Their, quietly smiling all the while.
1e never, never speaks of it to a 4
Oul.-[Oshkosh Christian Advo. !
ate. /
The Cincinnati coffee dealers have +
ecided TO transfer their trade to T
lew Orleans rather than stand the :
city exactions OF New York coffee :,
Berry good. - detroit !,
rec Press. No doubt they have
efficient grounds for complaint
gainst the New Workers. New
'ork Bulletin. u
1t must fill the soul of the average Ia
oy with some idea Of the grandeur a
7 civilization when, after he has o
noked his first cigar, lie reflects on d
le versatility of the common wood CT
led, and its adaptibility to his own Al
lrposes and 10 those of the old
an.-[Burlington Hawkeye.
There must be some truth in the :.
Imor that Benjamin f. Butler is =,
on 10 be married. He has hardly y,
id a word during the present ses- ~
On of congress. He is evidently
eparing for the time when he will :
we to sit quietly by and let some II
else do the talkiug.-[Boston
He was o graduate of Harvard,
d he got a position on one Of the v
liladelphia dailies last week.
ut that stuff Of yours down." said ST.
e city editor, as the new man came At
with a column where a stickful lie
ly vas required. "Do you mean tn
udicious elimination of the SUPER o III,