The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1877-10-18
EVERYDAY SPICERIES.

The Graphic says that the blarney
stone is the same as the sham rock"
OH City Call: An express train is
faster than day laborer, but it can't
stop as sudden.
PHILADELPHIA Bulletin: The present
Gar Alexander doesn't sigh for other
worlds to conquer.
WHAT every husband should begin
married life with: a good excuse for
staying out all night that will make his
breakfast happy meal.
FULTON Times: 1t is getting so chilly
| that ice-cream dealers have to set their
freezers behind the stove at night.
every cloud has a silver lining"
and many man wishes his pocketbook
was good-sized healthy cloud.
A MAN fooled into buying pinchbeck
watch called it Faith, because it was
without works, and therefore dead.
ST. LOUIS journal: Many thanks for
that little poem ON Autumn" but gu
ano and piano won't rhyme in our type.
DETROIT Free Press: One of the half
dollars of our fathers was dug up BY the
PAYERS here yesterday. 1t was made OF
pewter.
ROCHESTER Democrat: We begin to
think that the late Mr.. Kidd left no
money. Or, if he did, William Tweed got
hold of it.
n,, p.rout.r. If Won do
NOT on Won't % To be robheJ of vour good
name no do not have # nainted ON your
nmhrella
IT, uCor;nr StrnooIa y 10 the name
of q weetIv Journal fo he started in
Pb;IadaInhia next month. A very ap-
nrnnr;ata nl title
NnnnTsrowy Herald. Considering that
we have had no circus this wear. the pro-
fusion of rain in this vicinity is unac-
countabIe. =
BosToN Globe: Whole fields in Michi-
gan are devoted to the culture of mint.
Perhaps that is why they discover so
many new planets there.
NEW YORK Herald: White lies roll
themselves up into cocoons, and next
year they come out handsome Iuii
fiedged, wlngy old whoppers.
A PHILADELPHIA dancing master is
said to be about introducing new dance
expressly for fat people: All the per-
formers have TO DO Is 10 slt ana KICK
AND now we hear a still small voice
SAYING: "The nasty moths have just
ruined my furs." Any sensible man
will know what is expected OF him.
EAsToN Free Press: The blue glass
theory has vanished. We ride SO hard
in this country that the stoutest hobby
cannot stand the exercise long.
ROCHESTER Democrat: What the milk
man said when they found fish in the
lacteal fluid, "Good heavens! the brindle
COW has been in swimming again"
D,NR,Ry Mems. To be kicked in the
..dvaaob hn cow worth 500 600 must
| Loaonomnon;ed NV a variety of ennobliug
sansot;ons Not every man can afford it.
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putte5 vi nen t:,.od rnauIaodp, Rnt
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A SOUTHERN poeA-heeHGi III 1is,'e - the tno tnn
North on ms .i' racavon ma,ntu " ~ I,' soi9 &
OF BUNKER hlli 9, N9nuiieIu. nni 70 S"nt @
that 1t was tne naruest 1oiunin W ioo'
up ne had seen since me .ei' non,
PHILADELpHiA Dnse;m atmb,o meat ;,ast eS.ase now
%. business Is noG ~ prI fos the l5&nJjord & To
Inc TENANT Is maieihs ~, .Sa Sno IanSIord il
lower tne Ieh'' WIZ ' - -
waiting ior 'nU n, 'en' " Js ia,so an e.,.a,, ~
OIL CITY Derrace: II tn1 eockl1aI' hotaia
tnat craWleI a. ,nSo ns"tatinu oaa Of Setter;ng
I;S ;e o"nJ;t;on ~ J we ssdlv fear that. i'm the
, innsua@e n,n of the noet L he got stuck"
i"n H,1 ILL. Son,roI Robin.
NGHn',om I:ad rooont1r at Auamsta Me As
soh II ui1I Ia1. 6oo tnnos from memory
he cuuiu Ri"! i,voJ 49, ar,5 aI,r;onot we
5 En - I that SoPnei Aid NOT die q natural
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+ 0HlcA11 'ous'sa. Ie Sho haJ uaJo man.
S Know nuce. - - 81 enI hdn a n;oaIv % ba could
| head OUT Oh Gork, see ~" NO. M no II Iar,
nave noaleu s apous IL Ma'e, oaso " of sh;pp hin
e m,,nsIn HILLS ii''
r "iooA. p..u,,. W. oror
D PHILADELPHIA D@'eem We ~.
l heard a gentleman say, n1 11ls i hushn nHs
r that ne hoPea tnat M houei nus nJsphne any
: about which his wl1e taiks 80 hlucn, .as1 aat
!, been burned up WIN 'ile o'nei ii'ouei
r In the fatent olnce.
FULTON Times: The man who ma
S heretofore collided with plate OF sol