The New York herald., 1877-12-02
Babies to ripht Of them,
Babies to lett OF them.
kuhles IN frout nf than
Souealed. saualled aud sauirmed.

a gold headed cane 'Now, what possible interest
q lot OF pulling babies nasty, slippery things have
for thems"
"wel. it's sort of a kind Of prospective interest,"
suppose" responded the other. "Its vision OF the
sweet by and by"
"Thats all dcvilish we'll. you know" observed tho
glass-eyed swell, 'but should most abominably hate
seeing any gal liked carrying such dirty little
beastsn -
"How do you know but you JUS, the same
yourself when you little ?" asked the Quizz!cal
owner Of the gold cane
utterly impossible, my dear ielah II thought
so | should have had myself dwowned nkeany other
little superauou. puppy lls TOO disgusting TO tnink
o Let's saunter around" And the pair sauntered
around the room and look Al any infant
under sixteen years Of age.
SHARING WITH rHE BABIES
The interest OF the show yesterday was shared by
the great array Of beautiful young ladies' dressed
Ia mode. and that, OF course, accounted tor
the unlocked for attendance OF so many nice young
men about town IL was plain as A B c that the
latter impeled by lial domestic or anatomi-
cal Lquisitveness in regard babies In general or
in partcu and that larger growth Of the species
Of the feminine gender long since out OF short clothes
had most OF their sympathy and curiosity. It was as
good rs burlesquc TO observe the timid awkward
way which the brave Broadway swels carried
themselves They seemed TO feel In their souls that
every adys look was note of interrogation and
proach as much as to say, .what business have you
neref What do you know about babesfn
vENTuREsoME
All around the room where babyhood, raised on
bcncnes several feot above The floor was on cxhbi-
ton the ladies' stood or moved n close ranks Seldom
did any young venture 10 break through, though
strongly tempted 10 DO SO, ana dig his gers
INTO the elcphanune dmpIes Of the Samsonla baby,
Inhnn al ia IN III 4 ha hnd nto.
teeth cut Once a blushing youth OF twenty plunged
boldly In amid swarm OF swec, faced FIflh avenue
madens, and In husky voice cried 10 the matron
who presiding over The comfort Of two beautiful
children, Gertie schawr and Charley Cosne aged four
years. "Are them twins ~
mo. SIR" rcply, '.them's no relation what
ever"
Are they boys or grls'" further inquired tho
blushiog and perspirng youth, while tho hre from o
battery OF lovely eyes made his ears tinsie.
They're not boys nor girls" continued the matron,
'out ones aboy aud toher's girl an you take
your cholce.n
The youth for the instant rose to tho heroic. He
had put his foot in II he iclt. but with u bravo
though pain'u smile on his faco he exclaimed wv ell,
hope they've not got tue measles or something"
mo, they haven't SIT, exclaimed the with
dignity ana feeling, while the youth must have
secretly wished a. the moment thai ho was Abra-
not come here she followed up ITO have our cnil.
dren remarked upon by those as has no right to
mark upon anybody, and as she sand the last three
words she appeared TO ieel like warming the young
man with tho broad palm OF her hand. The ladies
glgged IN ecstasy and the youth made break the
fresh air.
SHOWING rRIPLErs.
''hod up the trlpies SAID somebody 10 the mother
oil the three little pcanInuies that came rto the
world q lew weeks ago, aud the woman In charge,
taking them up one " with aud
indifference as barkeeper would collect together in
one hand thres lagerbeer glasses, hold them up Tor
the curiosity OF the gaping throng 'Oh II Oid Bergh
wcro here, SAID an elderly ci,izen rubber shoes
what would he say 70 that pckin' up Of three human
crtters Us II they were many puppies 7, And that
eiaery citizen felt disgusled continued TO OBJ
serve. "Such outrage on Gods critters / never
before" aud then he went hunting Tor the baby
Of iour months with the cas.iron jaw teeth.
the SILVER spoon BABY
"You have shown Us many babies" " said . certain
prominent and acctious lady to the manager Of the
show; 'out you haven't yet pointed out tho baby
that born with silver spoon his mouth
1--WE have nm, promptly answered tho manager;
''he lie his way and only waiting to DO ohrstepsd''
''Wnat name ~ eagerly inquired The lady,
"Ben Butler" couragcousy responded tho man.
ager with an AR OF belng up to smun ana mistake.
asked reporter MRS seedorfer, mother of Fairy
sesdorier. rising citizen OF two years. with tawny
hair. CURED ike u retriever's
mo, indeed, sir, =, she replied; "there are heart
burnings aud bitter feelings aud all that When q
woman sees crowd OF people around another
woman's baby and none around her she gets un-
happy and she ees no particular love for that woman
any more"
THE PArnos oY ruE EXHIBITION
The pathos OF the show found wherc lay tho
poor little handful OF d baby weeks old thai was
born ton minut before its mothers death Ladies
or feeling sentiment stood beside its little crib
and tho tear OF pity rolled down mors ono lair
cheek. Berot OF motner's loving doomed
II that arrested even the careless and
II could Tor 1t the greatest prize offered that
unfortunate little breathing object would certainly
ceivo them.
SPECIMEN or AnALGAaArIox
Louis Wing, SIX months OLD, could stand his
feet and saw tue air wh MS hands like orator in
Congress Literary ladies' taking lessons In etn-
nology tell in love with tEs interesting child born OF
Chinese father ana French motucr. HIS Two little
peppers as black and glistening AZ cats eve in
coal hole. He was all lie anu merrimcnL his
features were well formed, and altogether no was
phenomenal CHAP Tor his age.
HOW SHE FELr FOR HER BABY
my boy here was counted all along to DO the best
baby IN tho snow," SAID Mrs Kline, pointing TO her
offspring Eddy tremendous stripping OF eight tbs
with legs IKE young elephant ''but, nov, She con-
tnued IN atone OF detection there's partiay shown
anu tney say there are bcttor babies Gown stairs
Ah ~ she exclaimed, with deepening sadness in ncr
there's no lar play" Never mind an maaam, said
sympathetic old gentleman standing Dy, your boy
may lose The prize IN this merccnary baby SHOW but
"Uhi never intend, sir, that he should go In the
|, army, for ne lost too many relations, and -"
~ didnt mean tnat, madam, earnestly resumed
the old gentleman ~ mean tDat when ho buckles
tho armor OF virtue aud philosophy Tor the struggle
win the world he viii surely win tue race, ana -"
"l'n AFRAID not SIR" Interrupted Mrs. Knne; she's
not lited running races, he's too heavy In tho
body and his legs Won't be supple enough -
..You misapprehend me, masain. wncn the time
comes your son may ssaGd on pinnacle as high as
the loiicst peak vi the Roc1y Mountains"
.0n hope not, sIr des TOO lat Tor that and
tho chances az he might tumble on"
The old gentleman seemed to perceive by this time
that ne was itkScos ~ ho NchluIeu on an
ABRUPT departure
coQuErrE slK
Mabel Braiscd four years old pale blonde aud with
rarely white and perfect sot OF teeth. made all the
mothers envious as she danced with her liltle silk
shrouded legs and sang "Sweet spirit Hear Nv
Pfayern sho kissed hands to the gentlemen, all of
whom wanted TO kiss ncr II she begins so soon how
many hearts IS she bound TO break nor trlumpnal
progress through liief
ALMOST ALBIso.
Mr. Thomas. the horid faced gentleman with tho
streaming gray beard, who knows more about baoies
tHuu AL min
littIc Lizzie Mexican, nve years old, IN his and
held ber alo while large group OF ladies' razed with
tender delight upon ner uGque beauty. Her nair was
tue fantest unge oi olonde melts INTO wnlte
her eyes were OF the lustre and nuc OF the llDk
anomoue III sue had been an Aibtno,n observed
her exhibitor, mo Que would think OF denying IL"
'Dont you wish you woro an Albino, Lizzlerr asked
KIND looking OLD lady. mo, ma M" moacstiy
answered Lizzei ''Pd rather be hltle srl." sucn
innocencoi
iScoSsisTEScixs or YOUNG LADIES'
As every yetorms beauty TO itself t " not 20 DO
wondered al that tnofe were some dvergIng opinions
ms TO the beauty OF certain babies. TINS Iterai