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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

To MAKE mOck-sweetbreads, take
three-quarters of pound of veal well
beaten in a marble mortar. little suet
or bacon, the yolks OF two eggs and a
spoonful (scant) of bread-crumbs. Nix
all well together, season with pepper, a
very little mace and salt; add great
spoonful of cream. Roll up this COM
pound in the shape of sweetbreads, and
brown before the fire or In the oven.
Serve with gravy of brown -four, W, I
up with cream; stir into the gravy in
the bake-pan till smooth, then let it boil
up once. If too thick add more cream,
or little boiling water.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
HUMOROUS.

HAD RIGHT TO LAUGH.-There is
legend affirming that one day, nearly
hundred years ago, the snow was seven
feet deep on the streets of Detroit. On
that day not a woman was seen down
town; but the next day, when the
snow had settled a foot or so, they were
but one day, wading through the slusn
and jumping the pools, and one OF them
fell "kersplash !" as she passed the
Soldiers monument. A man standing
thirty feet away began laughing up
roariously. He got red in the face,
tears came to his eyes, and his hat fell
of as he laughed and cried out: ''Went
right down like a bag of sand-slush a
foot deep, starched up to kill-never
saw anybody look so cheap-ho! ho! !
ho." "You are no gentleman, sir
remarked a man who had witnessed
the mishap. CANT help tnat-ha. ha!
hon' laughed the other, bending al
most double. ''You haven't the first
instinct of gentleman, sir '" con-
iinued the other, growing very mad.
81 know il; but, no! no no." screamed
the other. IL know just how she felt
as she went down carrying all that
style, and I-ha. ba, har II don't
see anything 80 very funny in IL,
crowled the other. NO, you don't;
but l." And he hung To the lamp
post and laughed till his legs weakened.
When he had recovered his breath he
explained TO the crowd: 1T was my
wife, you see. She probably wanted
pair OF shoestrings, or two cents worth
of silk twist, and 1t took her three hours
to curl, and twist, and powder, and fix
up, to come down here and wade
around. Then TO fall Hat with all her
best duds on, and to be helped up by
rag g-buyer, and to hear the boys yell
ouI-why, il just takes all of the-ho!
no. no, muscle right ha! ha! h-out Of
me 20
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
SCIENTIFIC.

! Absence of White Color IN bAniDsais- =
Some very, curious physiological facts
bearing upon the presence or absence OF
white cOiOrs in the higher animals, have
| lately been abducted by Doctor Ogle. II
has been found that a colored or dark
| pigment is rarely deficient, except when
the whole animal is pure white. In
these cases the creature is almost with
out smell or taste. This, Doctor Ogle
believes, explains the curious case of
the pigs in Virginia adduced by Mr..
Darwin, white pigs being poisoned by
poisonous root which does not affect
black pigs. Mr.. Darwin, imputed this
to a constitutional difference accom-
panying the dark color which rendered
what was poisonous TO the white-cOlOred
animals quite innOcuous to the black.
Doctor Ogle, however, observes there is
no proof that the black pigs eat the root
and he believes the more probable eX-
PLANTATION to be that il is distasteful TO
them, while the white pigs, being def
cient i'm smell and taste, eat it and are
killed. Analogous facts occur in several
distinct families. White sheep are
killed iu the Tarentino by eating Hy-
pericum crispum, while black sheep es-
cape, white rhinoceroses are said to
perish from eating EuphOrbid Candida
bTuEa; and white horses are said to suffer
from poisonous food where colored ones
escape.
Now, il Is very improbable that con-
stitutional immunity from poisoning
by SO many distinct plants, should in
the case OF such widely different ami
mails, be always correlated with the
same difference of color; but the facts
are readily understood, if the senses OF
smell and taste are dependent on the
presence of pigment which is def
cient in wholly white animals. The
explanation has, however, been carried
step farther, by experiments, showing
that the absorption of odors by dead
matter, such as clothing, is greatly af-
fected by color, black being the most
powerful absorbent, then blue, red,
yellow, and lastly white. We have
here a.physical cause for the sense inferi-
ority of totally white animals, which
may account for their rarity in nature.
For few, if any, wild animals are wholly
white. The head, the face, or at least
the muZzle of the nose are generally
black. The ears and eyes are also often
black; and there is great reason TO be-
lieve that dark pigment is essential to
good hearing, as it certainly is to per-
Iect vision. We can therefore under
stand why white cats with blue eyes
are so often deaf-a popularity We no.
tice more readily than their deficiency
of smell or taste.-Liring Age.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
--,1eRICUUrURAL

4 aarN r = W. Al
WATER FOR THE FARM HoUsE.-It Il q
matter OF, surprise that our ancestors
should have been satisfied with the obi
fashioned, well and pump for so mahy
years when other modes were so easy of
application. A running stream In the
kitchen or near the door is a convent
ence which can only be appreciated by
those who have tried it. In many cases
where the formation of the surface will
permit it this may be obtained by a well
and syphon of half inch lead pipe. This
plan has been in operation on the farm
we occupy for thirty years, and has
never failed to furnish constant sup
ply of pure water for house purposes.
1t is available whenever the surface of
the water in the well is above the de-
sired point of outlet. Where stream
of running water passes near the build
ings it may be utilized and made re
drive the patent telegraph pump"
(which, by the way, is not entitled to
the protection of patent), and cor
slant half inch stream from the well
made certain.
Where neither of these plans are pos
sible the next best is probably the we'll
known hydraulic ram, which secures
the same result, but in more expensive
and less reliable way. The principle of
the hydraulic ram is so well described
by the Germantown Telegraph that we
quote the following in answer to cor
respondents who have asked foT infor-
nation:
81. You must know i'm the first place
whether about one eighth of your
spring, in steady flow, will be suffi-
cient for your purposes; for that, or,
perhaps little more, is the proportion
a ram will supply.
"2. The fall which you give the
ram, say from five to eight feet, or as
much more as is attainable, multiplied
by five, will give you the height TO
which the water can be elevated; that
is to say, If the fall is only five feet the
elevation will be twenty-five feet; if
eight feet the elevation will be forty
feet, and so on.
"3. AS to the permanency of ram,
there is nothing to wear out about il
except the little valves, and they should
be renewed every year or two, or when
ever needed, having always an extra
pair on hand, ready to take their place.
~. Our inquirer say that he has
been told that ram will sometimes stop
without apparent cause. This, we
fancy, they seldom do without the cause
being very plain-a little gravel washed
between the valves. Ii it should stop
from any other cause not apparent,
start it again, and by that means the
cause may be found out.
-. The expense. We cannot fix
this. 1t will depend upon the size of
the ram, the size and length of the pipe,
and other appliances, depending upon
what may be desired in the way of fix
ing about the house, etc. But whatever
may be the expense to which person
may choose to go in moderate way, to
secure constant supply of good spring
water at his house, etc., he will find it
to be so great comfort and convent
ence as never TO think of that, as well
as TO wonder that they should all have
so long been deprived OF the blessing"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
Mothers nother.. Mothers.

Don't fail to procure MRS WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING SYRUP for all diseases of teeth
ing in children II relieves the child frou
pain, cures wind collie. regulates the bowels
and by giving relief and health to the child
gives rest to the mother.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
compound Oxygen Treatment

ms y no system Of medication confined in lis action
20 narrow limits, being gen magnetized tn
the most wonderful yitaiizer Of the body
known Therefore 10 should cure greater variety OF
us and larger proportion of patients than her
agent. Eight years OF large experience fully confirm
the expectation. The subscribers unite their forces
MAKE known and yaiahle o. the sick the wonder
tui Ntrtues of the Compound Oxygen II =
the safest sur-st and cheapest remedy IL The world
Let all onsunptves. dy-peptics partlytics, recsut
and all, even discouraged invad-, send for hrH
cbure Oflp pa ages, which contains many wonderful. bur
true statements and best OF testimonials Mailed free
G. r. sTARKET, A. I'M D, STARkEY & PALEN,
g. L. PALEN Ph. BIN ID. HE Girard 81, Phiis-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

''Dursng's Rheumatic Remedy" the greaf
Internal Medicine, will positively cure any case
Of rheumatism on the face of the earth. Prict
81 bottle. six bottles. S5. Sold by all Drug
gists. Send for circular to Helphenstine &
Bentley, Druggists. Washington, ID. G.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
T. +. KunkePs Bitter Wine of Iron.

This truly valuable tonic has been 20 tho
roughly tested by ali classes OF the community
that 1t Is now deemed Indispensable a. a Tome
medicine 1t costs but hItle, purliies the
blood and gives tone 30 the stomach. reno stes
The system and prolongs life FveTy JOdy
should have it For the cure of Y sak =yCu-
sehs. General D-b lty, IndigestiC'.. diseases
Of the Stomach, and for all cases requiring
tonic This wine includes the most agreeable
and efficient Salt OF Iron We po=sess-C.tIats
Of Magnetic Oxide. combined with the most
energetic of vegetable tonics- Yellow Peruvian
Bark
Do YOU want someih ng to strengthen YOU?
Do you want a goOd appetite?
Do you want to get nd of nervousness?
Do you want energy2
Do you want TO sleep well
Do you want to build up your constitutional
Do you want to ieel well?
Do you want br SIX and vigoroUs feeling
nyOu do, try KUNKEI's BITTER WINE oF LhoS.
only ask trlai of this yaluabie tonic.
Beware of cOunterfelts. as kuukels Bitter
Vine of Iron Il the only sure ard edectual
remedy IN the known world for the permanent
cure Of Dyspepss and Debility. and a. tn. re
are q number Of limitations offered TO the pub
lie, / would caution the community 70 pur-
chase none but the genuine article, manutac-
tured by + +. kUnkel. and having stamp
on the cork of every bot lie The very fact that
others are attempting to initiate this valuable
remedy proves Its worth and speaks volumes
90 favor. Sold only in Il bottles OF -,1
sOJtIes for S5 Try this valuable medicine and
be convinced OF its merits Sold by drug i-ts
and dealers everywhere
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

In PLANTING, first settle where the va
rieties are to go, putting all of kind
near together. Mark out the land, and
put a stake to indicate where each tree
is TO stand. Where there are but few
varieties and even rows, it is not of so
much importance but in mixed collec-
ton a map should be made, and the po-
sition of each variety set down, and in
planting, follow the map; with this,
each tree may be identified if labels (as
they surely willy get lost.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

Pie PLATES that have been used much
for baking are apt 10 impart an un-
pleasant taste to the pies, which is
owing to the lard and butter of the
crust soaking into them and becoming
rancid. 1t may be removed by putting
them in brass kettle with ashes and
cold water, and boiling them in it an
hour.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

elbow TO TILL a mad dog" is the title
Of an article that is going the rounds.
We haven't anything TO tell a mad dog
that we couldn't send TO him on a
postal-card.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

FLOUR is more refined than meal.
Wheat has head on il, while corn is
all ears.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
Tape Worm Removed Alive.

Head and all complete in two hours. No fee
till head passes Seat, PIN. and StOma b
Worms removed by DIR. KunkeL 259 North
Ninth Street Philadelphia, Pa send Tor CIR
cular with treats on all kinds of worms, al
vice free Ask your druggist for bottle OF
Kunkels Worm Syrup, which viii do the WORK
Price Sl.0O. 1t never fails 10 remove all kinds,
from children or grown persons Dlrectlons
with It
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

\ CLERGYMAN who was annoyed by
the squeaking shoes of his parishioners
remarked that some people had ''toO
much music in their sOleS."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

"How MANY children have you?"
asked one friend OF an old acquaintance.
''Well, have five. but they were eat
ing cucumbers when | left home, and
they may be all doubled up now"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

WHY is paper money more valuable
than goldg-when you put it in your
pocket you double it, and when you
take il out you find it still in creases.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

PUNCH, apropOs of the late wet
weather in London, offers the following
sentiment: The empire on which the
sun never set-and (of late very seldom
rises -.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

Mrs. PARTINGToS has never sued
man for reformation of character.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

"MA," ASKED little five-year-older.
did the Apostles use TO shoot and cut
people:"
NO, dear, never. What's makes you
ask such a question as that?"
why" replied the precious, 81
heard the minister talking last sunday
about St. Paul's pistols, and the axe of
the Apostles"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

\ POOR WOMAN went to an eminent
but eccentric surgeon to inquire what
was the proper treatment for some
bodily wound. "Put on cataplasm, ="
vas the answer. "But, doctor, it's for
"a child" "Then put on a kittenplasm. 5"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

Robert Stoepel, the husband of the
late Matilda Heron, is now conductor of
the orchestra at the Lyceum Theatre in
London.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

The honey moon had long gone by
when a melancholy husband wearily
confessed himself to friend: What
do you think? | could never have
imagined it. In the first days of our
married life she was an angel-sO dear
and lovely that l could have eaten her
up" "And nOw?" asked his friend.
snow | repent of not having done it. :"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

WHEN a couple 90 abroad on their
bridal tour could you call it marry
time excursion!
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

AT a Sunday School teacher asked
little boy if he knew what the express
sion Sowing tares" meant. "Courth
/ do" said he, pulling part of his
trOwsers around in front, There's a
tear my ma sewed; l feared it when l
was sliding down hill.n
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

THE best Summer resort for babies
ROckaway. The best for bad boys
Long Branch.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
PAIR of slippers A couple of eels.

JOIN CHINAMAS's eyesare cut bias !;
but they'll do for Prkin.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

He HAD been telling her about his
troubles, and how everything seemed
against him-rheumatism, the wicked
world, &c.-when she, like the Chicago
girl she was, broke out: "You must be
very fond of dieting upon frogs, Mr..
Paine" "Frcgs:" inquired he, ''why
frogs?" ''Oh, BECAUSE" replied the
heartless Miss, ''yOu are such a
crOak-er!" It cured him.-Chicdgo Ere
nina Journal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

WE SUPPOSE that the milk of bob
tail COW may be appropriately referred
to as the lack-tail fluid.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

WHAT is the difference between a
butcher and young lady? The former
kills to dress, while the latter dresses
TO kill.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

WoMAN's faith is always beautiful.
and her belief that she can get No. 3
shoe on u No. : foot i actually sublime.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

CAKED BAG.-Mr. Donald, of the FL
mira Farmers Club said he had used
the following prescription through ten
years of dairyins with unyarying sue
cess. Take an ounce of Oil of cedar,
an ounce of oil of sassafras and a pint
of soft soap-mix all well together and
apply as liniment. 1t will cure the
worst cases. He had applied it, night
and in the morning the trouble was
gone.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

AT WHAT time of life may man be
said to belong TO the vegetable king
dom? When experience has made him
sage
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

CARE OF VEHICLEs.-When Oiling an
axletree the spindle should be wiped
clean with a cloth wet with spirits of
turpentine, and then apply few drops
of castor oil near the shoulder and end.
When greasing an axletree, just enough
grease should be applied to give it a
light coating; more does more harm
than good, by working out and dam
aging the hub.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

The quicksilver mines of Carniola
are the most productive in Europe, and
have been explored 800 feet deep.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

A LAWYER was cross examining a
high-spirited woman, who was evidently
4 match for any man, while her hus-
band sat sheepishly listening. The
lawyer was pressing Il question urgently,
when she said, with ire flashing from
her eyes: "You needn't think 10 catch
me, for you tried that once" Madam,
/ have not the slightest desire TO catch
you, and your husband looks a If he
was sorry he did,"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

Brass COOKING PANS should be
cleaned inside with vinegar and brick,
then rinsed, thoroughly dried at the
fire, and wiped with a clean cloth.
White enameled pans require only a
little soda and warm water 10 keep them
clean and free from grease.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

IODINE AND BoILs.-As soon as boil
becomes hard and inflamed paint it
with iodine. The poison will not be
scattered, but absorbed by it. Another
authority says: ''DO nothing for boils
but bathe them in tepid water"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
DOMESTIC.

4 ptEATIS6 ACHING TEETH.-Remoce il
you, can all foreign matter from, the
cavity, thoroughly washing it with
tepid water, and gets an opening into
the pulp chamber This alone will
often scure it. Paint the gums freely
all around the tooth with strong tine
ture of iodine, first drying of the
moisture from the gum. Hold ice-cold
water or Jumps of ice continually in the
mouth, but should you start on this cold
water method of treatment you must
keep it up for several hours, or it will
be worse than useless. Hot fOot-baths
and saline cathartics. Let the tooth
alone, do not keep feeling of it, thus
keeping up the irritation which you are
trying to allay. Remember that this
form of treatment is not applicable To
an exposed living pulp, but only in
cases where this organ is dead. Cold
water applied to an iniiamed living
pulp would only increase your agony
Should you find that you cannot arrest
the Inflammation after sufficient trial,
you will have TO take the other course,
and that is, 10 hasten suppuration by
warm applications directly 10 the part.
For this purpose nothing is better than
Il split fig, roasted and laid on the gum.
Warm fluids held in the mouth will
sometimes afford relief. But iJ is wiser
TO 90 aI once TO a competent dentist, as
serious trouble often arises from this
form OF disease. Never on any con-
sideration apply pOultices on the out
side of the face, for, should the abscess
point and break there, permanent and
unsighGly scar would be the result
Journal Of Chemistry.
BOILING MEAT.-Ine secret of boiling
meat properly is one that is unknown
to most American cooks The idea
seems fastened in their heads that fast
boiling is Indispensable 10 thorough
cooking of meat. Nothing is more
erroneous than this. Fast boiling
toughens the fiber, expels the juices OF
the meat, ana makes OF the tenderest
sirlOin or round Il tasteless, chippy, in
digestible dish. The true way 10 boil
beef, corned or fresh, ham, fish, flesh
or fowl, is to put it into boiling water
and let it boil hard two or three min
utes only. This toughens all the out
side of the meat SO that a shell is
formed, like the crust on a loaf, which
holds the juices OF the meat. SO soon
as this coating is formed the meat
should be removed from the fire and
kept as near as possible just below the
boiling point until il is done. If it is
to be served cold. it should be left in
the liquor in which it is boiled till both
are cold. If served warm, serve as
much as is needed for the meal, and, il
practicable, leave the rest in the liquor
10 cool. The toughest piece of neck or
brisket, if the animal furnishing it was
havOrous, may be made perfectly deli
cious by the long, slow boiling.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22
NATURES REMEDY\
IaE caEar BIooo PusHnEs

THOUSANDS will bear testimony and do it vol
untarily), that NEGETISE Is the best medical
compound yet placed before the public Tor rem
ovailng and pur Tying the blood, eradicating all
humOrs. impurities or poisonous secretiOns
from the system, inytgOrating and strengthen
Ing the system debilitated by disease in TACT IL
Is. as many have called IT, ''The Great Health
RestOrer."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1877-08-22

Those answering an Advertisements viii
confer a favor upon the Advertiser and tn.
Publisher by stating that they the aslyer
tisement in this Journal manning the paper.