The New York herald., 1877-07-09
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Sankey is at Newport.
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Sankey is at Newport
Skirts short in front.
Bonnets trimmed with berries.
Cricketng is still tho national game Of England
The Count de Diesback, OF Paris, 10 at Newport
In kentucky biackberres cents gallon.
Sleeves cut In squares ike tho top OF . CASTLE
Elderly ladies may trim thor bonnets with grapso
and cherries.
Comte's "brain- regimen" was . forbsar.ncs from
solid reading
How often must say TO idle people, 60 to the ant
thou gzzard?
When Hayes eats clans feels II he wsre on thl
top OF the
Bob Ingersoll says he learned say things By
reading religious papora
II said that peanuts heat the brain. This
for Ben Hill's oloqucnca
Tho new Charles Francis Adams refrigerator keep
hot water at rrcozing point
The editor OF the Boston Tramscript drinks nothing
but plain soda at seven A. NJ
At Long Branch. when a storm comes up. the
bathers scud under bare poles.
Sunset Cox has gone away somewhere to get up
new joke for next April Fools Day.
Murat hastead has pcremptorily declined political
Office and will learn to DO journalist.
Does the Buffalo Express mean to insinuats that
Jonah's whale caught Tartar emetics
Senator Bruce. OF Mississippi in California and he
fools downhearted. Bruce up, old man.
Hayes speaks German. Mcn herr have some
schoouers, en-, oushkaspiel seven owetf
The Queen Of Holland had six cofins. This 10 . lit.
tie better than the ordinary two-ply affairs.
Horace Greeley's handwriting, as shown IN satur
days Sun. looked like chewed poanus shells
When Hayes party took tn first CLAIMS Of them
looked up and said, "Ths is solid buttcrmik."
Tho Boston Collector remains, ana the subordnates
continue to the government per Simmons.
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Parson Brownlow editor OF the Knoxville WigA.
Nothing is moro beautiful and innocent than nftcen.
yearod girl the shore trying TO pick up grave
with her
There is so little patriotism this year that no one
could believe that John Hancock wrote hts name
with shoe brush.
Gentlemen. there Is n6 use going Il; the elite
OF South Carolina treated the Chief Justice Of The
United States shabbily.
Ben Harrison, OF Tippecanoe ancestry and late sppo.
nent OF Blue Jeans, is to be The Hayes republcaa
leader in Indiana vice Morton
Ftzhugh is writing book walking We suppose
II will bo onttod ''Every Nan HIS Own Jsckass." snA
that no took himself for duplicate
The latest is fish pole which doubles up liec
prayer book and has hollow gold clasp to hold bait
II Is much used by Presbyterians At Newburg
When Stanley Matthews ate raw clam for the Arst
time tho other day he cxcitsdly said ''why, man,
has too much salt on il Stop the seasoning
Boston Post:-"Did anybody ever SEQ Soldeae es4
corn of the cob ?--NEw YoRx HERALn Certingly.
We've seen her with each end Of her mouth. ,"
One OF tho Ohio mon who ncver clans before
walked up the box-kesper who makes Little Necks
wink, and said. "Dig out few moro Of them hhe-
bound SOULS"
The May brew Of Canada ale sells for three cents
glass; and the who drinks It In largo insalmcnta
goes homo singing at May beor for years and malt
beer for -"
The Rev. Mrs Van Cott wants somebody to '-stand
on the battlements of hell and shake her glonned
white robes at old Satan" Why. you dear old girl
Satan isn't afraid OF an empty nightgown.
The Boston Globe that Gear is pronounced char
We heard q man gong through q Jersey village the
other morning and no was pronouncipg In stentoriau
tones "czarcoall czarooali'' This oorroborates the
Globe.
Worcester Press:-"Dr. Mary Walker swears BY
Wonder paIc moon that she will marry and risk
tho humiliation OF having husband como in and
quos the loan OF her black pants that he may JOIN
in a freman's parade"