The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1877-09-04
FACTS AND EGN.

l0anO mas counted ner nrSt SNOW
fakes of the season.
The crickets are the minstrel troupes
OF the insect world.
Gen. Butler wants the tariff knocked
OF potatoes and oats.
There are seven thousand insane per-
sons IN New York State.
Fagopyrum esculentum is in blossom;
IL makes buck heat cakes.
"Whisper you'll be mine, loye,n is a
popular ditty down South.
A traveller says Russian babies are
never washed till a year old.
The late summer flowers are now in
the iull glow OF their splendOr.
EX-Secreaary RoOeson says that he
mas no wish TO be proprietor of. a news
paper.
Ii was Michigan woman who sprin.
kIed her butter with perlumery to give
ii tone.
Great contest after two months of
married llle-Wnich shall be speaker Of
| tAe house?
we know shreWd farmer who made
| fortune cultiyatlng weeds. They were
a widows.
1t is about time to have Centennial
anniversary Of the time Billy Patterson
was struck.
Indians never kiss each other. and
having seen few Indians, we can't
| blame them.
since 1t was announced that Mars was
| nearing the earth, the young men have
| taken d couple OF reefs IN tueIr Algb coj.
| lars. Io-
| What is bh Il
| ty ana taIIOrI The tirst covers Il NM
tilude Of SINS; the other, multitude OF
sinners.
An Iowa Justice refused to fine man
| i9f Kissing u girl against uer consent.
hG tHo"GhI sAe ought to have con-
scented.
Why is young lady who has lust left
po"a aulhg-'ehooi like building commit
'ee because sue is ready to receive
proposals.
"Gracious me"' exclaimed a lady in a
| Wlthess-OoX, chow should [ know any
| thihS ABOUT anything L dOA't know any
| lning abUut:"
"A Philadelphia selvant-girl got raise
Oh wages by nrIng three s4oIs through
t4e door at burglar. What he got was
raise OF heels.
"At what age were you married?r she
askeu lhquisltiyely. Burt the other LADY
was equal 10 The emergency, ana quietly
teepoAued: "At the parsonage"
| Iowa has four hundred and twenty-
seven baseball clubs. Now we under
stand Why The last Assembly apuropri-
aleo $20O,O00 Tor new insane asylum.
At the menage gerie-G entleman (witb
Solemhlty): Miss Florence, do you
love Deasts" Lady (witn Ylvacit, J:
Am TO consider that as proposal y
| lhe misery OF this young man who
courts a sparkling fashionable belle ana
roses her, is only eXcelIed by the misery
OF tle man who courts her ana win.
her.
Visitor: 81 see you have. a new girl y
Housekeeper: 81 took her week on
tr!ao:" Visitor: And how do YOU like
hel u Housekeeper: "TAe 'triaP is al.
most more tnan L can BEAR"
"a soft answer turneth away wrath J,
yet man caught by his wife dealing
sou answers to pretty widow nexC
uooF says he can SHOW scars to prove
that the proVerb didn't work we'll IN
this case.
Journalism has reached a frightfnl
condition i'll Texas. The Christian Al.
locate OF tnat state has one editorial on
"lAe Benefit Of Bolls," ana another on
"a Lesson from tue Worm." Send some
1sh down that way, please.
"1es," said she, "a dish of ice-cream
relaXes the muscles Of my heart, but Two
alshes-oh, Two dishes! d! make me feel as
though L could love on and on forever y
so he ordered the walter to bring on
another dish, and counted not on the
cost.
When York State man finds an old
well SO teariully anu wonderfully de.
tasteslul that pigs won't drink from i,
he Immediately builds Il big hotei, laws
out race course, and becomes the lead.
ling millionaire of fashionable summer
resort.
There is said to be a girl somewhere
IN New England whose heart was su
warm that it burnt through her bosom, y
! says an exchange: TAis is nUtnIug to u
good looking girl We know, whose heart
is SO cold thai it freezes to fellows in
40 time.
One of the, ,old Blue Laws Of Connecti-
cut said: "No one shall run on the SAB.
bath day except reverentB." Imagine
a mau just out Of churcA pursuing a nee.
ing Tile "reverentlI" before a nigh WING
ana IN presence Of the Interested con-
gregatiOn!
A lady at country house recently
hlled tue shower-bath with INK, and
Dlotted out one OF her acquaintance 6y
The proceeding. He SAID she mign,
nave Dlackened his character vita In.
punlty, out his person she should have
respected.
| When Detrolter, who once wrote w
u county ialr for weekly paper, first
saw u copy o, Web,tel's Unabridged he
remarked: "WeI, people can't expect
me 10 GO all the writing and get on al
the good ,nlngs. pm Wiling 70 dIyIuv
With tnIs cuap."
A rich but parsimonious and very Ole
gentleman, on belng taAen 10 task tol
ais uncnartablenes1 said: True,
DON'T give much; but If you only knew
how ~ hurts me Wnen L give anything
you Wousdn'C WoAuer. / am IN hopes Il
: ieel different When ! inherit brother
BllPs property"
The strike has it's good results too
The public has had It's eyes oDepe" ''