Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-11-07
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

Tweed is the Colossus Of Rogues.
Ivan 1vanivitch is John johnson.
Joaquin Miller is in Joashington.
Rising-"The SICK man of the
(y)east.
Austin Revellle pnetry-Good bye,
Mr.. Fly.
The failure Of corn crop is
Ceres affair
Max Adeler's first play is "Her
Second Husband" ....
Bob Ingersoll viii reside IN Wash
ington and practice law.
G.n. Babsock's real estate in Wash
ington is valued at half IA million.
A man wearing suIt of clothes not
paid for is up to his ears in debt.
The New York Express calls Mac
Mahon the Sitting Bull of France.
Vice President Wheeler is well
pleased with the Presidents policy.
"Our Boarding House" is not a
,rehash Of old pieces. 1t is original.
When great talker travels by
boat some p9 soA is bound to be over
bored. - - - - -.
Russia has the prospect of severe
winter, short crops and plenty of
Turks.
Why It rains in very hot weather.
The heat opens the ponrs of The
clouds.
II is said Sayler is the best dressed
man in Congress. He wears Sayler
clothes.
Dan De Quille's "Frivolities" are
published every day, week days ex-
cepted.
"Still harping on me daughter"
said Polonius, is the sort Of harper
Hamlet Is.
There is war against the policy
dealers in New York, and in Wash
ington as we'll
Mrs. N. Dever is miliner in Mis-
sissippi. Her endeavor is To please
her customers
Eggs are kept fresh for years in
Scotland by rubbing them with oil
to close the pores.
Base balls are to pitched from
small cannon next year. The catch
ers will be iron-clad.
There is territory enough IN Texas
for five good sized States, and men
enough to hold the offices.
Barnum wants to know the name
of the man who buried the ancient
man with tail in Colorado.
A matter of 93,3OO,0OO miles is
spoken of as the mean distance be-
tween the sun and the earth.
Senator David Davis is expected to
throw his weight in favor OF silver.
MIR. Davis weighs $50 pounds.
A pretty, engaging sight is to see
two souls in the same church pew
with but single prayer book.
Dan De Quille; As yet no acct
dents have happened to the pump
rods of any of our milk ranches.
When Adam had named half his
descendants he got tired and said
"Let's quit, and call the rest Smith"
Putting the Russian reserve on
war footing means business. Officers
of home guards will now want to re-
sign.
When children are adopted in In
diana the new parents require a Ger
tlficate that the child is not Charley
Ross.
Col Charles Greene, the vetei an
editor of the New York Post. is about
10 celebrate his golden wedding. His
is n Greene old age. TT .Ga4
Collections are always taken up
,fOr the conversion of the poor heath
.en. The rich heather are able to
convert themselves
Lawyers who can she'd tears when
talking for prisoner command much
higher tees in Brooklyn than the
merely logical advocate.
Nothing has been heard OF Gen.
,Schenck since he went to farming
Ten to one he is playing a pat hand
against some poor Granger OF the
West
At an Oakland seance widow
lady inquired if the spirit Of her
husband was present. "He ls,' was
the prompt reply. "John, are you
happy without mea" ayes, my dar-
lang, very happy" Where are you,
dear John9" "In hell"