Richland beacon., 1877-08-04
'PLEASANTRIES.

Bdt oh. alas Tor al o. thai,
Her feet flow out and down she sat
Down in the cod cold snow
And in her face came Hush OF red,
And look Of surprise, but all she sae
Was" Domno!"
The White Mountain hotels are
open, and fly fishing has commonwealth
the butter-dishes and milk-jugs
Sc Isn't your husband little bald %
asked one lady of another. "There isn't
a bald hair on his head" w,s the hasty
reply of the wife.
The Pekin Gazette is one thousand
wears old. The editor has never had a
visit from the man who has "taken your
paper since it started
An indiscriminate slaughter of dogs
is threatening All right; but remem-
Der that every dog killed leaves several
hundred feas to be cared for and amused.
Free Press: The war-nap of Eu-
rope don't get in enough mountains. If
there were one more range, people would
feel certain that there was not enough
level ground in Turkey fer a crOquet
party.
Deacon Jones, just deceased, had
very red nose. His widow thought it
very personal in the minister to begin
his funeral discourse Another shin
ing light has been taken from our con-
gregation.
Philadelphia, Bulletin: Some men,
dazzled with sudden riches, imagine
themselves born aristocrats, and it is this
kind of a man who buvs a very high
priced thermometer thinking he will
have better weather than his neighbor.
There is good complaint that pre-
vision dealers are slow to give their Gus
TONERS the benefit of An overstOcked
market. Here has the crusade against
dogs been going on for nearly month,
and get the price o! sausage is unchanged.
1t is easy enough to keep goat out
of the flower bed. Drive stake in the
center of the bed and tie the goat to it
by rope that will reach just beyond
the margin. The perverse quadruped
will never allow the rope to become slack.
1t makes fellow mad to buy do
lars worth of postage stamps, fold them
up and place them in your pocket book,
and when you need them find the bunch
glued together in snch shape that the
entire mass would not carry an open cir
cular to the next town.
-" hope you won't mention this as
coming from me, sir" remarked bare
Der, as he impaired delicious bit Of
scandal to a customer, whose chin he was
shaving. Never fear" said the GUS
toner, Il shall regard this scrape as
perfectly sub-razors."
Here's another warning A man
refused TO stay at home after an early
supper and help his wife whitewash the
back yard fence, and his black hair
turned white in less than a minute. His
wife's painful awkwardness with the
whitewash brush caused the sudden
r change.
The sublimity Of impudence was
. displayed in BARRIERS shOr. One ofthe
customers sees dog of upgainly aspect
, sitting opposite, intently watching him.
why does that dog look at me oT'
, "Why, sir, occasionally nv hand slips,
, and am so unfortunate as to snip of a
, bit of ear" "Eh! and what then ?"
"Why, then he eats it."
, Springfield, Ill. has female den.
fist. She is said to be a lady of gentle
extraction.-N Y. Commercial Adver
! fiser. Such a woman is bound to pull
= through life-peaceably if she can, fore
, iply if she must.-NOrris.otrn Herald
:, Such discouraging talk is calculated Il
|. make the young woman feel down in thu
;. mouth. Burlington Rawk Eye.
a Russian visiting cards are two fee
= long, and when your Petropanlovsk
Paskiesmithwitch wants to leave one fo
- Miss Tallowdipskof, who's just gone t
:, a train-oil kettledrum, he sings out Il
y the hired girl that she needn't stop sprin,
n cleaning to come down from the fourtl
story, but draws his card out of hi
Russia-leather card valice, and bands i
to her through the window without an,
straining of the fexor or extenso
muscles.-Pxnch.
re ..TheWorld says that in Paris colore
e, costumes are in vogue for evening wea
Re by gentlemen, the customary suits {
ne solemn sables being silently abandene
lie 10 buffers and walters. 1t will not
r. long before people will see no particuls
be point in Punch's famous intery lew b,