Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-05-26
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Even gum arabic will stick to a
lie.
Tour is human, to stay at home
divine.
No place for Toms anil Tables
,Cat-alone-ia.
Now is the time to lay in supply
OF war maps.
Bakers are crusty lot of fellows,
and fond of loafng.
Carpenters are given to,vise-they
do 80 much chise!ing.
Secretary Sherman calls DR.. Mary
Walker "Little Breeches."
Motto for q qua"k doctor: "Pa-
tients and long suffering"
1t doesn't take long for man with
q small mind to make it up.
Tom Beecher says the greatest mis-
fortune of his lite is his last name.
What the country wants to get rid
of are Brigham Young and Sitting
Bull.
The tradition of the first China
man, Fohi, reaches 4,700 years. How
is that Fo-hif
No wonder editors are thought to
be "poor pay"-they "want credit"
for everything.
The Scientific American thinks
-'blue glass the ghastllest humhug for
a hundred years.
The author of the story ot "Neck
and Neck" may be termed sort OF
literary Neck-romancer.
Five million 9rindstones were put
on the market last year, and yet what
man carries sharp kuifei
"a baby" says u recent French
wiiter,."i an angel whose wings de-
crease as its legs increase"
Kate Claxton's route through the
country is said to he carefully mark
ed on insurance maps now
The saddest moment "f boys life
is when the circus musi strikes up
and he hasn't ticket to - ia.
1t is suggested that if We must
have a new political party, it he
called the -Hayes-ian League"
The single Republican paper in
Mississippi is unanimous in support
of the Presidents Southern policy.
There Is time for sverythins and
the time to take baby to n theater
is just after the entertainment is
over.
Is it probable the Nauvoo Legion
is training to 60 to the assistance OF
its polygamous friends in CONSTANT
noplei
The odor of the African has never
been accounted for, although So many
expeditions have started for the scent
,er of Africa.
Joaquin Miller has one good suit
of clothes which becomes HIM, but
the trouble is he never knows when
to wear them.
So far no mathematician has ever
tried to estimate how many revolu-
tons the Government Of Mexico
makes per minute.
"Now is the time," says The Her
aid, "to set out false hair" Does
this mean a revival of the old wig
partya-[ Rochester Dem.
If male printer marries female
printer who sticks type ut the case
alongside of him, should they con-
tinue to 'set up togetheri
An exchange gives timely notice
that it will soon make nominations
for the next Presidential election, SO
that others similarly disposed may
refrain.
Early morning. Man with head
out of window: "Who's there3" Man
at the door: "Baker, with the bread"
"Ohl Well, just put it through the
skeyhole."
UPoN examination of our wardrobe
and the advancing prices of rags, we
find that we are in fair way to be-
come rich. Such is the reward of the
patient country journalist.
The country did not respond with
much warmth to the attack made by
the Senator from Maine on the Presi-
dent. In truth, the feeling Of oppo-
,sition seems likely to chill Blaine.
Gentlemen who can't tell polo
naise from an apron front will bear
in mind the prevailing distinction
between hat and a bonnet One is