The Findlay Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Hancock County, Ohio) 1870-1881, 1877-03-30
HERE AID ELSEwHERE-WISE AND
OTHERWISE.

to pieces Ihey were locked up IN
dark cell for insubordination, that wa
all.
Hardin County Democrat: "Wher
! three young girls see fit to walk abreas
lover plank crossing, they invariably dc
90 without seeming to care how many
men are compelled to step out in the
mud. 1t is not very mannerly so to do
Yes, David. But what shall we say
when four Of the dear little creatures &c
abreast over crossing and catch one Of
us fellows near the center Of a muddy
alley? With the greatest complacence
they bear down on a fellow, and there s
no help for it They are too well drilled
to break ranks. They understand des-
cipline too well to single file" it. Oh,
no, and finding he is in for it, the poor
fellow sticks one foot in the mud regret
fully; but there amt room enough for
his other foot on the walk, and down it
goes to keep company with the one al
ready in. Don't we know? Wasn't We
caught in just such scrape few days
ago And didn't our feet resemble
Brother ZahmIs, with so much terra fir
ma hitched to them? And the "swee'
sixteens" went giggling on as ifthey had
performed a commendable act of gal
antry.
The cross ties have been delivered
along the line of the w e. L E marrow
guage road. and 400 tons of iron will be
delivered at Norwalk, during the month
of April.
Tell me We winged winds that round
my pathway roar, which is the best and
cheapest grocery store? The wild wind
paused,-;hen whispered sharp and keen
go to the store of grocer H B Green" :"
Some beebles, ven day gifts a leetel
oldt say, l will divide my eshtate NIT mi
children's. and l will lif NIT dem. Und
bi und bi, ven he has given his property
all away, he Winds he hav none vor him.
self. Better he haf kept it in his own
hand so long vot he liv Dot is vot al
vays say; und l know dot sum. Sposen
you vas m boys, und was divide vot 1
haf got mid you and de gals, und GO
und lif nit you. Directly | see some
dings go moot right, und l say to you dot
will nefer do. ond you say, oder you tont
like dot-you need not Und eff 1 OK
blaine. you viii say again oder you not
like dot,you can go mi house out. Den /
go NIT anoder poy and anoder gals, und
| Wind id is all de same we're efer l go.
und py und py haf no blace to 60, hey?
Vot you thinks ofdot? hey? No,no,better
man keeps init himself vot he haf got,
und let de children's vate leetle. Den
dey keeps all on de guide site NIT de ole
man SO long he lif and veels better nit
him ven he haf gone ded. Yaw. dot ish
70" That was about the way he laid
down the law and the gospel to few
who sat near him on a train a few days
ago, and though number were dispos-
ed to smile at his earnestness, there were
none to question his logic. The old Ger
mans head was level
Alva Bickford, of Tiftin, attempted to
pull his gun from boat, on the 21st,
when the hammer caught on the side Of
the boat, the gun was discharged, the
load entered his left wrist, and the result
was the amputation of his left hand. He
and a companion had gone up the river
ON q h,,ptipn ayorrciar
The Tribune complains that Tiffin is
over run with confidence men.
A Mr. Deitriek, a professor of penman-
ship, is represented as leaving bills un-
paid at Eagleville and Bloomdale. Sene-
ca county.
On the 18th printer named Costello
at Sandusky city, went into the Sandus-
Ky Hou at that place, and got into
quarrel with its proprietor, whom he
knocked down and brutally kicked,
breaking two of his ribs and otherwise
injuring him. The police were notified
but the brute escaped.
4 Mr. Ferrell, of Bluffton, stepped on
the end of loose board, few days ago
and the other end of it flew up and
struck him on the nose, knocking him
sense. .ess
Don t forget that your duty, as an
American citizen requires you to 60 to
the polls on Monday and vote The Re-
publican ticket IS good one and should
receive hearty support
That Pittsburg paper was remarkably
explicit, which said the young man who
shot himself in the West End, one even
ing last week. is recovering"
The All n County Bank has moved
into new qusrters, at Lima
The residences of Samuel A Rum
bough and CARAT Dudgeon, in Bath
township, Allen County, we're burglariz
ed on the morning of the 18th, while
the families were absent at church. The
burglars tore up things generally, but did
not carry off anything of consequence.
The Defiance Democrat says that the
bones of a mastodon have been dug
from the banks of the Maumee at that
point. Some of them measured over
one foot in diameter.
The Colorado potato bug has gone to
Europe for his health. He has but re.
Gently arrived.
Last week an Irishman,at Forest. who
was on his way to Wisconsin Undue
ed to exhibit his money ($4OO), when
two men snatched it away from him and
escaped.
"Bourette" is the fashionable woolen
goods for spring and travelling dresses
Some wonder is expressed as 20 who
re it?
The old confidence game has been re
vived in Toledo. A South Bender va,
done by it the other day.
He bounded forward through the
drifting snow, determined he would
reach the store where those do go, who
groceries wish to buy at cheapest price
and sell their produce to that prince oi
gro. .ers-Hardeshell.
VIM Shakespeare was his name, and
the deed he did should condemn him tc
go without hi surname for life. He
lived in Medina, and with a duplicate
key he opened q store door and replen
ished his exchequer from the money
drawer. He did it once too often anG
| was caught in the act He now lies III
Jail. He should have remembered ths
apothem of the great progenitor Of hi
family name, He that steals my purs'
steals trash, &C."
A waiter girls saloon sprang up IL
! Marion and did business for a season