, 1877-07-22

RrIphnYo seconie1 II. =, ~ '3
A hns,ness man wished srndov would oo,z.
twice week. 70 he cnnIn attend cbnrch nf+ aI'ar
He lakes in ~ ~ many hoona n'as T.
an dava that njs ronscjancc ~i ~ ~
to mt them all in The contrihntion1h 1d1 rrin,
one snnday. >' ~ '''0 ~'@'N 0'1''''''''~ oa''Ns'
This is destined to be q pretty eooa season
finances continues It won't be three weeks before
sunday school teachers Will be able to get their
pnpHs TO reao Tue 6iole through three times Tor
~ cehts'-faaioh INNS
Sunday at Home-Marnna. s.Now Jocl-
there are ten commandments vou have to kecr
Il rou took thing that wasn't yours you would
oreak commandment" Jack treMeul lbering
sometnlnS ABOUT some little niggers): And
tnen there'd oe nlne."-fanch.
A freshman rather dnnpcned the spirit of 8
class pruyer-meetfng which he was leading
lately by rc1narkins, after q short commept,
that if there wos anr22tbinr else in the chanter
worth mentioning, IN opportunity would now
be glycn for dong it.-V3iaus IGe7ueum.
~, oe.,o ,,n1,o. ,f CIT u,,, :.
oac VI LUG oeiea oa oo4tn H1t IS gotuG 60
oouta hltier Is q sweet, 1alr Young glri now and
never Ihe snanow oI clouu mas rested on ner
nro" phx h 51m mdk ~ sne 4as a e.. OUT ot 9eo
,, Smn VI ..ae a nis e.nIs ~ ahf ~ snak
~. ~. ~ ano eooA suppeI lo1 allle oletnien on
thcir way 70 convention or conference, Eho
haTc got in on the late train aud couldn't md
the way to the hotel.-BurtingtoH HonEeie-
The late Daniel ". Christie. of Dover. N. r..
woa rrosssnnest;nnino q ouner wjtncss hv the
nome of knnwles from Sandwich. md tnc Wit
n.sa on,rhaa;gn3 h;e of4irmativa onsuars ne al.
most jnvnrinhiy renIvfnp. ssYes. hv thunder u,
Christie. thjntinp tc confonnd The witness in
terrovat.d him: = Wbot 5s thnndcr MT
Ennysiesa,, ssThrpdcr y said Knnr1ca' e ia
the voire of God MWr Knowles answer m
rour oath. a. ~, f,,oIr ha1;a,o Rot +hmndc-;s
thc voice of Gods, Knowles very earnestly re-
nlicd: dyes. by Judas. when It comes rattie-te-
b,ng !, a:h;c}, onswor comnfet the grav-
~ r t,,e cn,rt and thc ,g;tness INN Sandwich
wae - avcnsea SrS 1-om -, 1,r+bsr nmnet;one
"''' e>e"'e' Atou4 Nu4 'Ae' e"s@so"S.
An amusing instance is told of the quick
wattedness Of negro preacher who had az slanor. POT
the Red Sea got frozen over and SO Afforded the
lsraelltes a safe passage; but when fharaoh
with bis heavy iron char1ots attempted it, they
broke through and we're drowned. 4 brother
rose and asked Tor an explanation OF that point.
Else been 6tudyin' geography, and dc geography
say tat be very warm country-wiiere deY have
DC tropics. And de tropics too hot for 1rcein'.
De pint to be splaincd Is, bout breaking through
@sBrudder, glad You axed dat question. 1t give
me 'caslon to 'epain It. 1ou see that was great
while 'go-in dc ole times to- dcy hau any Cog
raphr-'fo' dcrc was my trQptcs.'
THE HAT IN CHURCH
B9sfon 7rdnscr1pt. =
" al me various eapeale9ts ~ "nlcn IT. IT.
genlolls cnnTcn-eoers nave enaeaso1eo 70 sa1ely
dspose " tne!1 Aaas, estS - not ~ ole ina. nas
not oeen proveso 10 pe ialacous. - notu one
nat eohtihnaly "a ones zap ls plaeecaole 3; 1u5
in Quaker neeslng-house, where the worship
crs remain seaten ouIiuS sle Ent.ic ~ W.T.
and never use any oe5o1lonal mptenents' sucn =;
rs praYer-books ana hSmn-nooks. NO man
could successfully oalanee nat IN one hanu anu
ma tne eplsIie lor luz ~ ene} -seeohu S1uoa5
alter trinity VIII tne otner nana, "!l'ae "
stand up IN oroeF 70 repeat tne c5eeu, or 10 slne
hYnn, win nat unusI LIE IL, 1sl1 alAa' "pulo
be the nelgne OF ansuroll!. 11e nae: sneu,
must oe !ain cntireis asloe uu1luS uN1t'g
service, and our churches, pelnG constructed
With exclusive reference 10 sous lnsteao ol
hats, atiotd no resting -places lor Tue latter
inc extreme oanger OF plac1ne uat III liz
known. Ihe first lao5 that sHeeps up sNs tne a3sle
carries with her coniusco mass ol ue.e'!scseSs ~
hats, winch are oeposltcu IL tue shape VI te1,l
nal moratne u trout ol tue 2cT Hh'cn IS nes
ma! goal ~ eoulse tite naso a s1 "n.n Is h tti
ton to rounded form ana arc covered "llh
scratches, reminding one OF Lnc marks OF Slac4A
action on granite hoalders. however lntefestlnS
they may DC to the geo!os1st, tnGT are ol 10
further value rs mats ana ean farels os oen. .n.
to shape that will ALLOW their owners to wear
them home Next 70 tne aisle tnc pc" ~ 81. ~ ~
the most dangerous Foslt'on n wnlca 9at Ian can
be placed. statsst1cs sno" Inat out " esesy
1oo hats thus sltuateo s!Ats ale sas 49, upH.r ~
by their owners, thirty-fVe are sal upon1 y
other people, and oniY nve escape uMnluseu. @ ~
Is q curious tact that more men slt oo"n upon
their hats after repeating the creed thah auer
reading the Psalms or performing az any other ttsr
perpendicular part OF the service: anu anotaer
curious fact is the attractlon wnicn = nat tnus
exposed upon seas t haa arar haen an'
Neither OF tlese 1aGts uas eyer oeen sasls.st
toriy explained, although tnes arc matters u
senetal uotoi iss.. o+o1 t., e+-,,oa
church and place ms nat on sea- IN pos.so
~ ~ ontor;nrr the ct,1rch Neyerthcless EXPERT
ence has shown tuat in si1 cases out OF ten the
sexton will show 4 fat n1nn into that precise