The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-05-20
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE
Go fan yourself.

Tho Sultan is harem scaren.
Ben Wade is five feet five inches high
Fawcott, the blind philosopher, loves to fish.
The bosom OF tho briny deep is d6collctc.
In a quarrel tho winning man always feels hurt
Boston Bulletin "a Phopena-shorlda twins
Schuyler Coax tried TO get here in tmo to join the
Carnival.
the summon.
Governor warmoth is to marry Newark lady on
the 30h inst.
Dr. IL. j. Phillips, United States Army. sailed for
Europe yesterday.
Count Hppoyto do Tocqucville, lilo Senator Of
France died in Paris yesterday.
Patterson of South Carolina, 10 jaunty fellow and
he wears his gray hair as If it were Wig
The Boston Post says that Wcbster's highest
tanning fec was only $780, Yot havc read that his
very last fco was s., 000
Eliza Pinkston has decided that having once been
over to the democratic party, she will hereafter re-
main with the solid North.
MIR. Kurd Schlozer, German Minister at Wash.
ington, sailed yesterday tho steamship Rhcn for
Europe to be absent about three months
Hayes would BIO taken for good old countrymau
who didn't put potatoes on the top Of the
measure, but who did not skimp tho measure any.
Secretary Evarts always looks like your grand
mother when she has forgotten TO take her false
teeth out of goblet the morning and plant them
where they will do tho most good.
When you 90 into hotci the long bearded ccrk
seems to DO paying attention to you alone. but oil
the while he is looking ut your baggage, 30 that he
may calculate that you will not beat him.
President Hayes has tho peculiar style Of smile and
of shaking hands which belongs Frank Leslie. II is
genial and yet depressed. 1t Is open and reserved II
has all the windows open and all the shades pulled
! down.
Tho comets which waiting their tails like sunnsh
in the upper heavens cannot be with the naked
| eve; but If the naked oye puts on puback In the
shape OF a telescope tho comets may be swinging
| their trains around IN fashion.
Nearly every President Of tho United States has had
his individuality; but President Hayes, having heard
that certain great papers trustworthy and rcpre.
scnt tho highest opinion Of the country, is sharp
enough 10 adopt thor views and be Representative
rather than original.
| AleksceyeG. Russian peasant, recently said at
| meeting whilo he speaking OF the enamel patton
OF the serfs, 1--WE given little land that OF
no use to Evidently we arc still serfs. II
obliged to ask for rise Of wages we punished By
banishmant to Siberia"
| Whom woman drinks soda sho hosts the glass At
an angle Of eight dcgrecs bends over, holds In her
Dress she looks out OF the corners OF her eyes,
seeming to be in ecstacy OF appreciation, Attic
drop OF soda runs down OF her chin and goes like
/
| pearl pummct to the floor
! Philadelphia Butictia:-"A man never more firmly
believes in the motto Look forward. not backward
than when he been looking back and smiling ats
pretty cirl who has just passed. while At the same
time be mos, unccremonously bumps into his vito,
| who has thus caught him IN the act
| Some OF the sentimental papers are going into rap
lures because the Russians have Tor some purposes
prescribed the Polish language Poland, that
rhckt uil igEf IL,
punchski in the snoolski," tho poor follow is
PEELED to say "osKvitch wivitch aivivch youavitcb
| a punchvitch In the snootivtch"
Rev r. s. Storrs is tail and square shouldered. He
is delicate In his rhetoric, and he just escapes being
genius He hos not enough color in his character to
make him us great ho might be; but he is every
way neat aud pure and Tho only thing against
him l. that ho never had the moral courage in our
day and generation to right out and say what he
| thought about Ieecher
The Warehouses OF Abergavenny recently wore
train and corsngc Of magnificent navy blue and tlieul
embossed satin ornamented with navy blue satin and
ostrich leather trimmings peltcoat OF tlcul poult
soie drapcd the front with tlleul gaze fringe
and ostrich feather trimming long scarf Of navy
blue satin lined with tleui artsticaily arranged At
the back Couture, plumo and veil; ornaments tiara
and necklace OF diamonds.
EreniRg Teiegrdm:-"It Is very insufficient consola.
ton Tor the swndled dcpositors IN the Third Avenue
Savings Bank listen 10 Tho defence OF superintendent
Ellis for not closing tho bank for several months after
he knew 1t was insovcnt He kept open, his lawyer
argues, for tear that closing It would cause panic
For month after month hc suffered poor men ans
women TO mount the steps OF the frauduentIy valued
bank building ana pour their hard earned wages into
hole which he knew mad no bottom IN II, lest shutting
the doors should convulsc business at large lie now
contends TINT these dcfraudcd martyrs ought TO b
satisfied with the benevocnce OF his intentions anc
recoBccd thereby 10 their losses. This Is tho most
shameless and abominablc plea which we ever kncwa
public officer to set up against punishment for dcresc
ton Of duty.n