The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-12-15
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
The crescent Is in a horn now.

The crescent Is IN norm now.
Russians always want new music.
That Colorado stone Is gnciss sort OF fellow.
Gail Hamilton never strikes twice in the Same
place.
Tho late Mr. Evarts was not an Ohio man, but no
was the only man who wasn't
The Spectator asks why the highest eloquence Is 80
often scornfuL Ask Senator Edmunds
Secretary Evarts was q very domestic man, and he
will be regretted by large circo OF clients.
A reader wishes to know whether In the coming
trials against liquor dealers they will put In any ev.
dence in rebottic
Mr. Buffalo Express, do you get your HERALD rogu-
larry? II you do, why credit these amiabe and
harmless jokes to the Hartford Post?
From Michigan we learn that the world will soon
and all Of sudden come to an end. Young man, you
struck the alarm In the wrong district
Ex-Prcsident Grant is the lion OF Lyons to-day
Philadelphia Bulletin. Then Mrs. Grant must be the
Lady OF Lyons, the ono who Claw'd MelnotI Detroit
Free Press.
Rochester Democrat:-s'Mcn 60 by opochs In drink
ING whiskey thinks the NEW YORK HERALD. Does
anybody remember any remarkable absence Of
epoch lately9"
A burglar entered . Passaic residence at 2:ll the
other morning. He took gold watch; then he took
sealskin Jacket; then ne took q new overcoat; and
then no took out
The CatsKll Recorder says that TIL. Mast never
shouldercd q muskeI No; but he cbowed Tweed,
and backed up Grant, and handed Gratz Brown down,
anatomicaly speaking
Hon. Ebenezer D. Bassett, exhibited Statos Minister
to hayt aud family, arrived yesterday from Port au
Prince, Hayt per steamship Atlas. and proceeded TO
his homo In New Haven.
This must be discouraging, too Says Ponnsyl-
yaniu exchange 1.-THE two parties in the Senate arc
Var prcs den Whaol
. takes the knot out OF this ncck-te.
why" asks medical journal, tbs the sensation Of
thirst generally feit at the seaside? ~ SHAY ask"
wonderngly inquiries tho Burlington HaWkeye, 'if the
seaside extends clear across this continont?n
A Hobokcn mlkman died the Other morning and
loft his heirs $4,000 And yet is not every day that
the truth such proportions IS found at the bottom
Of a we'll Well done, good ana faithful milkman.
Every girl who expects to give the young minister
q present for Christmas IS now working chrome blue
portrait Of Judge Davis In navy yellow beads on q
sky green slipper, with an ultra marine rod nstep
The Rochester Democrat says TO US that Mrs. Julia
A. Moore gave public reading in Grand Rapids year
apo We nave recently received nor portrait, which
represents her rs handsome and rather splrituoe
poetess with graceful curly hair
.Can any opo explain why It is that you mover IND
even one good looking, healthy young lady in village
whore the mail in only twice week ?"-Detroit
kres Press You soc, she doesn't got her regular
column; but still, we do net wish TO boast
Rome Sentinel:-"As year after year rolls into the
great sea OF the past and draws and
the great port OF death, he becomes moro and more
sadly convinced that flannel wrappers Will shrink
in spite OF the best efforts OF the washsrwoman. This
is why IL Is so difficult to distinguish last years
wrapper from coral necklace"
A gentleman called at tho HERALD ofacc yesterday
with information that snun Is made Of meal and
copperas and red pepper. Tho suufIng gentleman
always irayed rock coat and IS elegant In his
stoop. Said this gentleman, "rhis Id codoudci mead
al fraud Here rbo bid sneczig Tor twedy thirdly
yeard lur noting, dab i'd"