Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-02-21
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ALL SVkIS Vr H AEMOs
Passions evaporate by words; grief
by tears.
The Temple of Solomon stood for
424 years.
Dice which none Of Us care to
1Athrow"-Paradise.
Without the rich heart wealth is an
Ugly beggar.
A necessary wing for Eastern uni
versities-rOwing.
Jones finds that drinking like q
fish makes his head swim.
Turkey has made up her mind to
prove that she is no chicken.
Olive Logan acknowledges "dot-
ing" on England. The hi dear!
About $1,000 valentines passed d
through the New York post Office.
When you see two men arm in arm
you may be sure that one ofSthem is
sober.
In place Of the base ball batter of
last summer, we now have the buck
wheat batter.
He that cannot forgive Others
breaks the bridge over which he must
certainly pass.
Nebraska pays male and female
teachers exectly the same wages for
the same work.
Darwin says that birds have re-
iisious instincts. Hens probably be-
long to the laity.
The Black Hills may be mentioned
as some Of the ills that all flesh seems
to think 1t is heir 10.
The determination of Germany
not to participate 10 the Paris expo
sition is said to be irrevocable.
Senator Jones pays Ben Butler $i3,-
900 year rent for the latter's honse
on Capitol Hill. Washington.
There are $4,000 book agents in
ithe United States, and only 1913 Of
them committed suicide last wear.
The name of the man in Chicago
who fed his geese on iron filings, and
gathered steel pens from their wings,
is Sharp.
In Cambridge (Mass.) evening
school is Il man of fifty. seven learning
TO read, and one of forty working on
arithmetic.
Speaking of fire-escapes, The Buff
falo Express says the Oldest one on
record is the fond husband who lies
abed in the morning.
Delaware has $40 schools, with
2l,5s7 pupils and 430 teachers. 1t
has spent during the past year, for
school purposes, $sl6,225.49.
1t is reported that 40 cents per
capita IS provided for the education
of coiored children in Georgia, and
II 90 for white children.
II, as reported, Brick Pomeroy has
married his proof-reader the lady
will have abundant opportunity to
make corrections.
Asaying prevails in Turkey that 1t
taxes two Turks to swindle Greek,
two Greeks to swindle . Jew, and
two Jews to swindle an Armenian.
MARY" said q street woman
to new servant, "when you hang
out the clothes be careful to put the
incest pieces nearest to the street."
A young lady sent a poem to a
paper entitled, NJ Cannot Make Him
Smile" Tie editor thinks she could
IT she had sent him the poem.
Father Manogue says there shall
be no mass said In the new Catholic
Church, at Virginia City, SO long as
there Is dollar of debt on the build
ing.
A Democrat writes: ~ wish Brad
ley had been In hell before he was
put on that Compromise Committee,
for think Old Slippery Sam is
gone"
Lord Dufferin of Canada Is an &C.
'complished yachtsmsn. He can beat
almost any duffer in his domiuious
when 1t comes to taking a reef in q
'capstan or Delaying marlinspike.
A blighted beng, whose nose should
serve as beacon Of warning to every
youth Of our land, says the ladies'
dresses this year are iaborinQ under
. violent attack Of delirium TRIM
mings.
He has turned up again, this time
;atColumbus Junction, Iows-that Is,
the man disguised as woman, who
peddles corsets, and insists upon the
purchaser donning the garment be-
fore him, that s'ft" may be obtained.