The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1877-02-23
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together, when the daughter 81 one ~
them popped her head out ~ the door
aud cried out "fiury, mother, and
call her a thief before she calls you one
CnAEffY balls are still IN season The
mrticipatofs have the ball, and The
public show the charity for them the
~poor-well, they have no direct interest
IN the matter
GfvF wsrk 10 the able bodied, give
food and shelter to the sick give sympa
thy 10 the distressed and consolation 70
the afflicted, but beware how YOU give
aims 10 the lazy.
THE Banner Of Light, the spiritualist
newspaper, goes TO the expense Of cable
dispatches about the Slade case, and the
New York sun wants to know why some
oblieing spirit doesn't bring over the
news free of cost.
The New York Telegram announces
that wages Of servant girls are TO be cut
down at that point where the mistress oil
the house will be able to overtake them
on the question of bonnet"
A SOCIETY to protect widows and or
phans from the rapacity of lawyers is
proposed by the Graphic, in view OF the
fact that the lawyers have eaten up the
estate OF the late Jas. b. Taylor, and LETT
nothing for the contesting heirs.
NJ. OFFENBAcH while in America
failed to notice one popularity of seaboard
civilization. A bachelor in New York
will go mad over one girl; but a married
man is usually,smashed on at least fifteen
yellow headed actresses.
MOODY says, eve don't want any more
painted christians" Keep cool, ladies',
don't get indignant; his language was
purely metaphorical, symbolic, figura-
tive, and had no reference to toilet mys-
teries.-BostOn 7raveier.
EMIGRANT physicians in the Quaker
city make affidavit that the ringing OF
church bells are unnerving to healthy
adults and destructive OF the rest OF in
fants, and ask, with property holders, ior
an Injunction to restrain the ringing OF
the bells Of St. Marks.
THIS from the Oil City Derrick, is
probably too good to be true:
Twas a young printers devil, who asked for a kiss,
But she quickly replied, did this pert little miss,
I" You look inky and black, tho your head may be
level,
But ri never consent to be kissed by the devil"
Years passed and the miss became an old maid
with frizzes aud curls, false teeth aud pomade.
! Then sadly she sought to recall the old Issue,
But the printer replied 1.-The devil won't kiss
you"
"YEs," remarked a tramp as he
stretched himself out to sleep on a seat
in the senate gallery, "the glorious pal
ladium of our liberties must be preserved.
We can't watch these politicians too
closely in fact, | think | shall stay here
all night"
THERE had been Il discussion about the
cost of dress, and she was wIathy. Its
all very wei" she pouted, "tor you to
expect a woman to be an angel; but I'd
have you to know, sir, that | wouldn't be
even an angel, unless my wings could be
a cut goring. There, nowl"
, OWNER coming into stable and ad-
; dressing hostler; ~ say, jim" eyes,
sir" Take Romeo's harness off and
= put it on Ophelia." eyes, sir" "Give
Gen. Grant some oats" eyes, sir"
e "Take Gen. Sherman out to water
ayes, sir" and rub down the Grand
e Duchess" "Ay, ay, sir"
t Two views of the situation by the Bur
e lington Hawkeye mar If We had as
e lovely a horne as Judge Davis has at
S Bloomington, we would not want TO be
: president. We wouldn't want to do
anything but sit IN the front yard and
look at the house, and be glad we lived
o there and had the taxes to pay, and one
thing and another. But that's the way.
e LADY Ito shopman, after making him
5 turn over all his stock)-"There, that's
! exactly the quality | want, but it's
c green, and | want plum color" lnsin-
Y uating sh0pman-"You can't do better
/ than take this. Besides, marin, it is
2 plum color" Lady" What! Plum
! color ~ Shopman--"Certainl Only
!. the plums are not ripe"
a WHEN the noxt edition of Webster's
Unabridged" appears, We may expect
to see this addition to the ~ever-expand-
, ing volume of the English language
4 thus:
u va. The act of bull'iozing the
0 BULL. DOZE, condition of being bull-dozed, as
it were: to be the victim OF a
a BULL-DOZlNG, bull dezers 80 TO speak. CoHoq,
and vulgar.