The Morning herald., 1877-12-12
sSUNBEAMS.,

Ia bank cannot stand loan u mus
eventually go down '~
"He swore like savings bank depositor,' >
says Chicago nowsFaper. Ft~
Never Judge a, man by the color Of the
patch on his pantaloona
Chicago roverb: "A penny saved takes
wings" To CsnadA generally.
Agony personi6ed-A bachelor editor
trying to prepare an able and judicious arti-
Gle on the baby show.
Aman who went home early the other
morning with black eye remarked that he
had met his mourning star.
There are 1904 languages spoken, and a
man feels like using oil Of them when he
sits down on q cat.
An exchange asks: 'Of what use are
the legs of pair Of trousers below the
knee" To roll up on muddy day.
When young lady offers to hem a cam
brio handkerchief for rich bachelor, de-
pend upon it she means to sew in order that
yhe may reap.
An experienced boy says he regards hun
ger and the schoolmaster's rattan as about
the same thing, as they, both make him
holler. - ~ ~,
A woman's heart is Just like a itho-
grapher's stone-what is once written on it
cannot be rubbed out. l- -.4...
A San Francisco artist.has Just succeeded !
in getting picture of the race horse ,Occi- |
dent, on full run. 1t must be in fast |
colors, then
"Your heart is made of flint" said @ |
Jealous lover to his sweetheart. "Isn n?AI
she sobbed, "is it never 'ad-a-man-to say
such thing as that before"
A AMadisonville (Ky.) man says that one
reason why there are so many poor horses
around there is that people swap SO often
the horses do not have time to get fat.
Russia has one hundred and thirty-nine
holidays in every year, and the Russian whoI
doesn't get drunk on these Is supposed to1
be in sympathy with the Turks
Stanley discovered the existence of fifteenl
million Ehtiopians heretofore unknown.
Will some other explorer follow up the
scent? .t -'.r,.. II
MIkmen are so sentimental that when
you talk to them about the quality of their
cream you can easily draw water to thei, !
eyes, ssEs III
A Sunday school class In Wilmington
was asked who was the author Of thsla
Psalms. Silence, at sfut; then q little
hand a was held up. 'T Know" ''Who a'
Sam" F.# wv w..
Kentucky man who went to the Black
as Hlls wrote back to a local paper, saying: e
Utter premium at your coming fair for
the biggest fool in the country, and III try
and get there in time" II
Every woman who marries should have y
some eldea of cookery; but the truth ia that +
,lne IN ten who marry cannot tell whether d
lclcles should be cooked with their jackets +
on Or not r.
u, me papers relate an anecdote Of bead
t1u! young Lady, who had become blind, !,
having u, recovered her sight otter marriage, n
~ ~ Is no uncommon thing for peoples eyes o
70 be opened by matrimony. n
/, lot Of Frenohmen, Prussians and Eng. q
nsnalen asu! chlselled their names upon an g
slolelt al Egyptian tomb, and over them all q q
~ "f tag inGlgnant savant has engraved, "a list {,
= '0'l'' I,
s,a An Oshkosh, Wis.,, genius solves the re-
,Ir eIumpnon problem. As gold is only worth
- 1ufee per cent. premium, letthe Government, =
az az says, stick three cont postage stamp Z
Ton Tn eaon dollar bill, and the thing is
offa. a oountryman stepped up to the box 4. II
vnoe .;ns ~ McVickers Theatre, q few days ii
snce' ana asked for two tickets in the front di
sfM", Jest as near the mattynay as We kin, ~ y
M:' I1:'ef' 1or want to see the hull thing Of
IA'cogo Journal. 70
h.l Inc COWS Of Worcester, Massachusetts, tn
+'e A. formed TO- an association for mutual bene- in in
m.n. NJ, we Judge SO, at least, from the state Sc
n. ,eons. ~ the local press that there has Of
oreIy ,rodn been an Organization of the milk nj nj
pa
Fxa. et
,otal .t,1ay 4 at noon, when Broadway near the de
wo 1 Tn.e house was crowded with gentlemen, ae Re
asrAs dressed In their national costume DR.
wo w.. 10 the west. At the same time Of
of tbS byoung ladies' crossed through the mud ot' ~
rrsl.0 east toward the street cars. The s"1
A' passed unnotioed-N Y Herald. ke
u, Ph
ends5 nIG daughter of carriage painter at u
Inusa Ia ball next door to her fathers shop. NJ
yomen @ .Iaa uahced 1t was seen by envious ito
pbt h1,u .u"t she wore what seemed to be 20
he I shou' ",ue stockings. An hour afterward 'e 'e