Bismarck tri-weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1881, 1877-09-05
Notes and News.
Senator Morton is better.

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Senator Morton is better.
Turkey proves herself no chicken.
Longman, the. British publishers dead.
Fresh oysters are again in market in
St. Paul.
The Colorado beetle has colo1ized in
Germany.
Admiral Semmes died last week at
Point Clear, Ala.
Capital punishment-hanging. around
pretty girls neck.
We eat ripe sswatermelons yesterday
grown in Bismarck.
A state prohibition ticket has been
nominated in New York.
I. Better to have loved short girl than
never to have loved a tall.
It has recently been discovered that
the planet Mars has two moons.
An old tin pan doesn't ''point moral
as often as it -'adorns a tail.
Wheat has slightly advanced in. St.
Paul and is now worth 81 cents:
Gen. Grant and wife are the guests of
the Lord Provost of Edinburgh.
The Deadwood Pioneer calls the noble
red man the communist of the frontier.
Iron on the Brainerd branch is now be-
ing laid at the rate of two miles per day.
A telegram from Fort Clark says the
Mexicans have made another cattle raid.
Farmers should take lessons of the
widows. See how quickly they get rid of
the weeds.
It is reported that the Minneapolis Dali
" Mirror is to be revived, with DR.. Ames
as associate editor.
t|If President Mcmahon don't go lit
tie slow he will have France boiling over
within three months.
When fellow makes love to a wi dow
he always feels as though he must begin
where the other fellow left off.
Half a million of people in India have
already died from famine and 100000
more will die before they can be relieved.
The Secretary of the Interior has ap-
pointed Joseph Long, of Indiana, to look
after the timber land depredaters of the
West.
The lady who lost her footing while
climbing hill at picnic the other day
requires shoes and stockings just the same
as ever.
The recent turn out at Cleveland of the
Knights of Pythias is said to have been
one of the liveliest Demonstrations on
record.
Justice Mott presides in the AlbanyPo
lice Court. 'Judge Nott-that ye be not
Judged,' would be good inscription for
his Courtroom.
Already the famine in India has cost
the government $4o,ooo,oco, and is ad-
ding to the Colonial burdens at the rate
of e3, 100000 per month.
Mrs. Hayes, Of Allen county, has given
birth to four sweet babies at time. Mr..
Hayes may consider his policy endorsed.
Louisville lou>ler-50u>nal.
The St. Paul Knights ranked fourth in
appearance, marching, evo,utions, &c.
quite complimentary, considering the
number of Communicates present.
A philosopher in embryo is little
girl who on being asked if the mosqui-
toes bit, said yes, but she didn't care SO
long as they left her tsrsom to scratch"
-Bost0u-Heyald.
The Democrats of Ohio are trying to
capture the Methodist vote by appealing
to their predjudices against Judge West,
who as an attorney broke will which
deprived them of SIS, 900.
There is great deal of interest mani
tested by the rival cities of St. Louis and
Chicago over the result of their respect
i've ;eXpositions. They will be interest
ing, as each city will do her best.
While DR.. Mary Walker was lecturing
youth Grid out, care you the Mary that
had little lamb?' 'Nop was the sharp
reply, "but your mother had a little jack
asS'
Woman wants to 'tenjoy all the rights
of man." but we can't see what pleasure
it would afford her to sit on store box
on a street corner complaining of the
scarcity of labor and squirting tobacco
juice at lamp-post.
A telegram has been going the rounds
concerning an old lady who has NOUS
tache on her lip. That's nothing; we
know of ladies who very frequently have
moustaches on their lips, and it don't ap-
pear to hurt them any.
1t was very Careless leaving tne parrot
in the pa1lor Sunday evening, but she
never thought anything about it until
Monday morning. when he reused the
whole house by making smacking noise,
and crying, "Darling Susie, darling Su-
sie.' He kept it upall day, too, and the
old folks are much interested IN the case.
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