The Russellville Democrat., 1877-05-03
TRUTHS AND TRIPLES.

 Man is more than constitutions Whittier.
 No man is so great as mankind.- Theodore Parker. Poor pensioner on the bounty of an hour Youug.
 Grace is to the body what good sense is the mind. -Rochetoucauld.
 Mems evil manners live in brass; their virtues we write in water.-Shak- speare.
 There is nothing so good to make 8 horse fat as the eye of his master.-Di- ogenes.
 Never marry but for love, but see that thou lowest what is lovely William Penn.
 Nothing so prevents our being natu- ral as the desire of appearing so.--Roche- foucauld.
 Marriage is feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.---C Col ton
 The mind is it's own place, and in itself can make heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. Million. Ut is vain for man to be born for tunate, if he be unfortunate in his mar riage.--Dacier.
 We measure minds by their stature it would be better to esteem them by beauty.---Joubert.
 ..Go down the ladder when thou mar riest wife; go up when thou chooscst a friend.- Rabbi Ben Agar. II think few people are aware how early it is right to respect the modesty of an infant.-Harict Martineau. The proprietor of a young ladies' academy utterly ruined his business by causing to be inserted in large number of newspapers picture of the building, with two girls standing on the balcony with last years hats on their heads.
 Hip-pockets forlap dogsare the latest innovation in ladies' dresses. With a dog in her pocket, seal on her back, a bird in her hat and kids on her hands and feet, the we'll dressed lady is but little short of walking menagerie. Fashions for the kitchen: Cook-Lor' Jane, I wouldn't be bothered with them trains every day! only wears mine on Sundays. Jane---That may do for you, cook, but for my part. I likes to be lady week days as we'll as Sundays. "You didn't laugh at my stupidity before VIC were married; you always said I was duck of lover," grumbled complaining husband. Yes, that's so," replied the wife; "and duck of a lover is always sure to make goose of a husband"
 .Jonesville (N. Y.) has girl worth courting. She was sitting with her lover when she heard mysterious noise in the house, excused herself, found burglars upstairs, got the old gun and blazed away-and not till then did the lover suspect anything unusual was going on.
 Ut was an agricultural editor who, re- ferring to potatoes, wrote Eastern Jacksons." And it was an intelligent compositor who, setting it up, made it read, "eating jackasses." The intelli- gent compositor is now seeking position as Now York harbor pilot. Bayard Taylor speaks disparagingly of the popcorn and withered figs upon which the train-boy feeds the American traveller. If MT. Taylor had been read ing Red-headed Mike,' or "The Hunt CTS Bride," either of which entertaining romances he might have bought of this same train.boy, he would not have 80 much time to find fault with his victuals. The will of the rich man of the future will read: "To the respective attorneys of my children give my entire estate and worldly goods of all description Personally to the children and to my be- loved wife I give all that remains" This instrument will satisfy the family and save the trouble of proving the old