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Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

An exchange says not long ago q
young merchant who lives up town told
his wife that he was compelled, from
considerations of eXpediency, to take a
customer from the country to the thea
tre When his elderly wife made COM
ments on the elaborate nature of his toi
let for 4 rural person of the male sex, he
replied:
'.Oh, you see. everything depends up
on impressing that sort of people favor
ably"
At this moment the merchants Office
boy made his appearance.
"WelI,' said the deceiving husband.
did you see the gentleman l sent you
to ?"
Yes. SIR" replied the messenger.
And you told him | had tickets for
the theatre?"
Yes. sir; and he said he was mach
Obliged to you, and he would be happy
to 90 with YOU, and he would wait for
you"
What was he doing?' said the un-
suspecting wife.
''He was just fastening the strings of
his pull-back," answered the youth.
He found himself moment atterward
on the curbstone. where he listened with
Il sweet smile to the shrill sounds OF
womau's tongue.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28
REPltVIh.

He was Il youth all sImpleness,
And she a maiden iul of wirs;
How Cuulf the rustic eyer guess
That mischief lurke'i h"urath such smile
Sh" lid not wish his heart To break
For pa-tiInc Ere she went TO town.
l'Ut just TO Keep herself awake,
And win, perhaps, some slight renown.
She il!rtcd with him at the well,
She tirted with him in the wagon,
And at her u"ala-ihough. truth to trll.-
His mother watched her like a dragon.
He cut her pencils when an. 'irew,
He cut her maine on several becchrs-
In tact, he did the best he knew,
And ruCked his BRAIN Tor pretty sprccheI.
The thing went on some little while,
Until n; last III" maid grew weary;
She could not always raise Il smile,
The country. too, was growing 'ireary;
She thought she'd Try new effect,
And SO, without the slightesl warning,
She said to her n!rtre-eicct,
''im going home tomorrow morning"
She scanned his fac" for signs of grief
But, what she saw surprised her, slightly;
y look Oi most lutcns,' relief
Appeared there, and he answered. brightly
''i m thankful no,-I mean 10 say.
hope you II find some other fellows
10 iIrt with, II YOU come ouI way
Again, for sues most awful Jealous
''Ivr tri,! To tell You. but sOmchaw
| ulwava felt 80 dreadful sl,rpl,h
And next thing, thrrr'd u been II row
For really, II was getting drepi4h.
You see. we're promised, Sue and me
She bright. bni she snUt had much schooling
She SAID la-t night she i sci me free,
Unless - say I'd quit this ioulinE.
Df Guur-e said would, but then
wondered what Sou 'd think about nv,
thought I'd catch II. sure, again
You seemed so lone umr-lIk, without me.
never Thought thai yOu might hear
From some one Else "i my enlargement.
But ma = been t"lling you, It's clear
He wondered whaI her look OF rage meant.
An ONO young man sal down the other day
and wrote thc back OF couple Of postal
cards. Then he turned them over AMI dirccte
them, but by some mischance placed the ad
dress On the wrong cards. The result was tn
shirt manufacturer in New York got II yery po
lite invitation 10 go carriage-rIding somewher
out III OHIO, while the young mars girl Wa
made frantic by receiving the following Pleas
send me sample of the stun your shirts HI
nnkin II
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28
AN ARMENIAN MOTHER-IN-LAW

y w.lr correspondent writes shall report on
the manners "t the ArmruIan~ after II more care
tul study al them, but two nCItcntS, which Oc-
CURED III This ana the ncIg ghbOrInE house deserve
To he recorded At noon IN" pan IN which
onelcf Wa being cooked Ir!l down. and tn.
want oh~tnRtrly maintained that young WON IN
On tn" roof OF "a house opposite had caused the
mischief hy her rytl eve. and " Ith difficulty was
prevented from going over and taking vengeance.
The married sons. contrary tn the Turkish Gus
tom. live IN the house OF their parents. but the
law OF the Irmcnian church inTbIIs the Mother
In-law, during The tir-t four wears ot the mar
riage, 10 say a single word tu her d:ughter-lu-
law. The young wife sits dUInh amt mntiOnlcS-
the Who'll" day in Il corner OF the room, without
occupation. uHUutisel by her ashland any
un". Only IN thu very pO"reS' families IN which
women must work, Is the dang ghtrr- In-iaw driven
hy blows. Cu.i- and kjCk, 10 Labor. The only
variety Tor the poor Young creatures j. a visit
five lines daily to the church. Now, II happen
cd that IN the house next tn us the mOlIcrIn- law
had not spoken to her son = VIE y Years,
tw" year, mere than The allotted term, because
she WAS "hiidir-s. Yesterday, tor fhr first time.
the entrettlc, OF all the young women ut the
ueighburhuod. on thclr bendcl knees, Iniucui
the deeply offended old woman 10 address the
first words 10 her dausht"r-in-law.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

The larger part of our j-20 bonds
taken abroad were taken by Germany
Between the depressed value of govern
ment securities at the time, and the high
price of gold, the Cincinnati Times tig-
ures out that Germany purchased these
bonds AT about forty cents on tie doiiar,
we paying her six per cent interest in
gold on their full face value. Her profit
is therefore immense. And yet. says
the Times, the rapacious mono-metalists
of the country tell us that it would be
wrong to pay them in silver, which was
standard money when they were issued.
The claim is too insane tor argument.
Remonetize silver, make it equal with
gold, and we shall then have no rca-
son to prefer paying her in silver.
We shall simply have restored the posi-
ton in which we We're when she pur-
chased the bonds-we shall not have
done that which the mono-metallists de-
mand, to-wit: that we shall double the
burden of our debt by diminishing by
half that in which it may be paid.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28
BIRCH BARK.


Yes, yachting Is pleasant. when Urr-Ies are fair
And The trim craft humIs saiiy along,
" IiE few chosen 7hIpHair5, lhe cruising L"
share,
And reel OH 4 warm or Il song.
But when the winds IlIl u, aud idly W. iiunt
Becamei on our WAY up the sound.
W. chate Ht such trutrhing about ia u unAt
And long for 81 tramp on tiIr rrouni
lherr l. pleasure ia rowing " h"n Avrs arc sttii
" Ith a she'll boat % tap.f and ~lHu,
Eat tn. catching i crab may result 4 spill.
AMI oar muscles tor
IT til. water Is 'iuIny ana wuDbIcs yGuT SPOONS
Jusf when yHu -tr.i"h out itrr '-pHrt.
Perhaps II Is Jolly 10 cut mp such loon.
While the -pra. -UALa the SLck 81 yOuI sutTt
iH t.i- hrl.Et eyed g"GnEi'"!la Tor halt the lpai
Ia" al,r,n Ia, k-,i careful, I'M,
-pGnr -ech-Ta al pleasure are found Ou the rua
In lie dust, Ton II 'twu-iUrtI pm.
Yet from all such brgullrm uI- beg 10 b- Tree
At-I Polo, Ion hunting ami 'sIru;
ihry may each IN their turn serve tu cuIr rnHui
That troubles III" painfully rich.
But the scu- bic p!uider whose ductts are lew,
Wnru for UIlef r-cIr alton he slray-.
VIII trItr Tor th- Wildwood, whose charms ever
H-~.
Are Tree from conventional WAYS
There The shady Luuh- u"sii- aui iImp!d lake.
rl"siu.
There the trout leap and startled deer run
tor Jolly goOt un-eG gave inc forest and stream
Nstl. friend and the rod ani the gun
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28
UP IN THE CLOUDS.
rhe Extraordinary Experience of a
Roy BalIOOnist.
IFrom the rhIlaAelrMLa sunAay Mcrcnry.l

From the Philadelphia sunday Mercury
Mr. John Wise. the hoy acronau., who's, as
,.cll-Iuns from tie grounds of the Permanent EN-
hlbltiOn are rendering hlm famous, Is II modest,
grntlrmaniy looking iad at sixteen. His black
haIr l. closely cropped, 50 that hr Is i'll no dang
,r of meeting with The fate OF AbSnlom, aud be-
ing strung up To trcc-tup ly the lIair no mat
ter what " Hi prnnks his balloon should happen
to play with him. \ straight GrccIan nose and
dark eyes, shaded by very heavy eyebrows.
give "A MAJ krd uu.i decided expression TO his
face Altogether he has the expression Of one
" Au understands himself, ami has plenty of
nerve. The Young hail"Onlot, with IA companion
srfnpW hat older. WAS strulIIng aDpst amid the
varied attractions OF the exhibition the other
tiav, when the Mercury representative encouu-
tered hun and proposed 10 subject him TO the in
trrvIcwing process. John consented, though lie
WAS 4 iittr shy at first, and gave categorical
ans vVrr> Ia tn" questions asked him, volunteer
Iny Iitts. additional information. Evidently he
stands more IN awe al II newspaper man than Of
ali the irrrnrs ui the elements. But H. gradual
ly thtw.d ont, and soon became quite c"nmuni-
c..tIvc.
alter learning that the ascension of Tuesday
last was tia. eighteenth male by himself, ami
that a., had previously gone np three times IN
charge ui others. the reporter drew out oi him
TIE fuiiuw InE inIri csllnS story
II wu- years uin vi hen ! first went up in i
haltoOn. Tlit WAS AT ,hamber,Dmrg, in this
state Nv father had char e OF the bal!"un We
down tnr biilnon WAS dashed with great force
against II fence Father saw whNt was going to
haup"n. ami called ont /" rn" 10 hold on light,
a. The biiltou WAS Srin.s 10 Stiihr hard. Neither
oil = was much hurt -
"Nuw about YOU next ascension -
">rAi Inn" Went ~ with my grand father
SotAing particular happened there The third
tune accompanied my grandfather III an as
ccnsIon h"n Ninrland, y j.
NOW tell ue about the first ascension on your
own account suppose you were rather usr
Tous ,,i, that occasion e''
".Soi not a uII. naYs never lett that there
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

TurnIps for Hog thUera.-Thc last dead
sure cur.'' for hog cholera ha. been discovered
by Missouri gentlemen in Mrnips; and accord
ing 10 the Hannibal Clipper, be has filed n claim
with the state government for the sum of $4,000
reward offered by the Legislature for remedy
for that disease These dead sure cures'' nut
TIE Prairie Farmer IN mind of the story of the
Turkish doctor who, having sick patient an
upholsterer, with fever, ordered HIM to be given
all the soup he could eat, expecting he would
die in any event. Passing next morning he ac-
costrd the servant thus. - suppose your master
is dead 90 "Oh, nor' was the reply, "he is
nearly well. - The doctor Immediately made Il
note his tablets 10 this fleet: "A pail Of soup
will cure Il dying man of fever Very soon n
stone mason was taken with the same fever.
Confidently ordering the pail OF soup, the next
day DR. Sangrado was astOniShed To find 1t had
killed him; wherenpon he amended his folmer
record, thus: "A pal "i soup will cure an un-
holsterer of fever, but it will Kill n stone
mason
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28
SITTING BULLS ARMY.

The Indian Orcc has received through a mil
tary chann". rep prt ireu Lieut.. Il; II Dlv, at
the SIAth Infantry, communicating Information
recently given HIM hy Capt. Frrrhrr Of tn. Ca
ma Han Mounte! Police, cOnC"rnn. ~ittmg Huil
and the various lands of hostii. Indians which
have Crossed the boundary I'M" INTO British Ter
rIt"ry. ta.i FreChrt sGIl that Mai. Walsh Wis
I'ed sitting Bull early III May, near tie head of
Walsh that lie desired 10 remain with the Cand-
dIans ilirins the summer; that he would do
nothing against the Law If til" Major wouli IN
struct him rs to the law; that he CIue there be
cause lie WAS tITcd OF lighting, and that If hc
could not make II living in tanIda h. would re-
turn to the United States. Spotted Eagle. Rain
IN I-the-Facr Medicine Bear aui Il number of
olier chIeis ui the hostile sioux were present at
thls council, together with about two hundred
lodges Of their followers luey were told bv
Major Walsh and Capt. trcChct that they wuuli
be- allowed ammunition only tor huntIu. purpo-
Srs AMI that should any OF their i,popI. cross to
the American sid" aud commit any depreciation
the chiefs would he held rCrppu~ BILE and he
punished, ana 80 long H. they behaved them
selves they could r"mHm there with lh,. an..d,
lntians. tapt. trrchrL Informed Lieut. Day
however, that the Canadian Indians are all Oh
posed Ia haN ing lrtc hostile S,uuN On th-Ir sI,r
oi the boundary line, n they are at war with
them. lie also said thai III Ia" event uI TIA. TIM
t-i States g"srrnIiir = DEMANDING, the hustIrs
the mounted police, only 40 men, would be ul,
lnsuicirut urrc To drive tcIn.vWt ut the country
He sti'I the hostile IndIans hiv. n good supply
OF arms. horses ani pOHir,, hui little or no am
munltIOu. capt fr-rl"t -IId tina; the iuAd MI
authorities looked upOn them the apuIls ui
war, aud had gwen no orders regarding them
Lieut. DAY, IN conclusion, reports that from al
Tie ihlormaiUn H. can gather, lie brli,y-s iheTe
must hc some four or i've hundred lodges OF hos
tile Sioux HOW north OF the BOUNDARY line mum
berIng ut least fifteen hundred lighting men, and
that they intend moving south of the Yellow
stone during the summer.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

\ writer IN the London Times describes the
effect vi excessive intermarriage on the inhsbi-
tsuts of Brotes, II little town in the province OF
Santander, Spain. Until eighteen or nineteen
wears ago the village was quite shut off from the
rest of the world. Its inhabitants from their
ever-recurring interinarrisges, had become quite
Il race OF dwarfs On market DAYS the priests
| might be seen. with long black coats and high
black hats riding in TO purchase the simple pro-
visions for the week consumption linen Of little
intelligence and no learning, sprung from the
lowest ran Ks. About eighteen years ago tn,
| GAlician iaborers, or Gsliegoes. from the mines
&c, and since their colonization the population
has increased in strength, stature, education,
| Intellect and morality. Their intsllects, also,
have improved - iut-llects which have been
| stunted. dwsrfed ANA ruiheu Uy tneir frequent
iptsrMRYYisKss,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28
CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURET.

4 rorrcs pom lent Of ,,u English medical Jour
mai furnishes the following rrCct rt II.y cure
tor consumption Put 1t dozen wnu,s lemons III
cold water and hoI, until SOFT mot too -UrI, roIl
and sIu-CIr until all tie iJlrv Is extracted.
swccien the JuIc" enough 10 be pulatIlb', then
iiluh. - Inauy a. =. 'iuH"n day. Shoult
they c.tus" = pam "r lvus"Hcaa OF The 1gwGl7,
lessen the quantity and IL" i've nr six "A hay uH-
I'll better, ihtn begin Ia S-e dozen ~ in. By
the tlmc you have Used tsc "r .lN dozen You " Il.
hesin to gam strength An have nj! tFItr'It". O!
course you got better g',u necri not Tsr ST
many. Follow iEe-r ulTcCIluus ami W." Know
fhnl sen VIII never regret II II ta'Gc any .Ir!S
Tor HUu tnlt h ep II up faithfully We hn"V
uf two cases where hnfh OF the patients wrH
gwen up by the physician, aun wrT" IN tn" lot
stag"- OF consumption, set both We're cured ly
using IrmvHs according 10 tn" 'iucCiun- VI
hav" stated ON" lady IN particular Wa url-
ridden ami very low; had tried everything HAT
money could pTUrUrr, bat ali III vain, when, to
please friend lie Wa finally persuaded To-
III" irInous. ~h" began TO u~. them ~ February.
and III April -he WEI glei on. tuuirc'i iuI in-iy
puuuGf she ~ "A well woman to-day, ALi liz
~ 10 I've ~ long ANY Ul Us.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

DO the city papers say anything in regard to
Your own county Nothing. Do they contain
notices of your schools, meetings, churches, i'm
provsnents, and hundreds OF other local mat
ters Of interest which Your home paper publish
es without pay Not an item. DO they ever
say word calculated TO draw attention to your
county and aid in its progress and enterprise
Not Il line. And there are men who take snch
contracted views of this matter that, unless they
getting rs many square inches OF reading
matt, in their own they 'io in Il city paper
they think they are not getting the worth OF their
money. They are like the man who took the
la 2sst pair of boots in the box BECAUSE the price
WAS the same the pair much smaller, that
iiftri him.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

The Washington Capital gets OF the following
good hints "At great distances from the
capital, in benighted provinces like Iowa where
the people all belong to the Methodist church
and read the Inter-Ocean, l have even heard
the name Of Spencer mentioned with respect.
In Maine, where number twelve boot is con-
sidered an indication OF a small loot, where the
diet is composed of sawdust and north wind.
and where pork aud beans are luxury. Blaine
is regarded AS Il great man, and occasionally
you will and y log nut In the pine woods whose
occupants think hlm also honest and sincere
And have found IN the western reserve or ono
Darwinan links between the Connecticut CLOCK
peddler and the chmpanzee, who considered
But in Washington, where the statesman Is seen
lace TO face; where daily intercourse with MN
dispels illusion, promotes the discovery tnnt
what was supposed to be loitiness OF sou. -
mere length of legs, and develops the isct tnat
what seemed profundity of intellect Is nothinG
but solemnity of countenance. we iesrn 70 set
the Statesman down at his true yaiueIWhich Is
frsuueptly reckoned higher in the doiiars and
cents of the lobby than in the esteem OF the
community"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28
ONLY A CUP OF COLD WATER.

There were >"mc things about the late war
'hut ought never To lr iDrgUtf-H-lI! tins - one
Oi them in our Ui the Virginia battles union
officer tell badly woun'ir'i IN front Ui = conlci
"IaIe Orea-t-wvlk liz lay there calling Tor
water confederate soldier, lanes Moore, oi
Burke county, North 'arulnr, against th" lr-
mOnalrAnce OF hi- Comri'iu>. Jumped tn. breast e
works With Il iHirCu pl NtrT, An uIuIi the
hymG hitlri-. placed 1t III til" hand- al ih-
W"tin'irt officer lhe lntt"r offered INN his
gold watch IA return, but II wa- retU-rt. amt
lie then begged hun in give hlu uI7 name" ihI'
Ii" might know wtr Ia, man Va whr So hrav..
lv at.d generously hai SuCrurc'i him Ihr- Wa
gwen and ihv ~nItIUr returned Uuuurt t. h E
place rrhIHI tnr hr-L>iWvlh-. No more. W.-
heard OF the affair until "a lcW riIy. ago. wI.u
Moore. VIII" had been subsequently, wuun,i.'I :LII
lost u lImD, receive! Z letter from 1h,. man to
whom iir gave the ''Cupui CphI water 30 liIl,.rII-
!n@ INN that he had settled on hin. 81" - hc
pad III "U: lnAslu Insta Imrnr- nl ,. :,,u e.ci..
he editor II the RIirIgn Sew -rN- This !, f.t..
!lt"ra! i,trt, IL investigation IN hI- part GH,
l,Tp,,I
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

western contemporary has already noted the
increased demand FOR cured meats which has
lately sprung up, for which the condition o lead
ing markets offers no adequate explanation. We
have now 10 supplement the matter with the re-
port of large purchases OF new wheat for August
and September delivery in this market, under
stood TO be for shipment to the continent. These
purchases are at comparatively full prices, and
it is TO De noted that contracts require september
deliveries to be male in season for shipment in
that month. There is nothing in the reports OF
continental markets aud crops to account for
thi- urgency, or even TO explain the suddenncss
of the ,ema and and the general inference among
the merchants i that France or Germany, or
both, must be preparing for war.-tSew York
World.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28
ADVICE OF AN OLD LADY.

'Sow, John. listen to me, for ! am Older than
you, or coniun't be your mother. Never do
You marry Young woman. John, before you
have conirved to happen al the hOusc
wher" she lives al least Tour i've times before
breakfast. YOU should know how late she lie-
IN bed M the morning. You should ttk- note
whether her coInp!cA Mon Is the the morn
ing AS II Is IN the evening, or whether the wash
and towel have robbed her rl her evening
bloom: You should take care 30 surprise her
so that you can see her IN her morning dress anu
observe how her hair looks when she is not ex-
prciInS YOU. II possible, yuu should be where
you can hear the morning conversation between
her and her mother. lf she ID Iii-LatUrcd an.
snsppIsh to her mother. she viii be tu you.
depend upon II But II You lind her up and
dressed neatly ID the morning. with the same
cHunlenancer the same smiles, the same neatly
cOmbtd hair, the same ready and pleasant an
ewers to her mother which characterized her de-
pertinent III the evening ana particularly II she
Is lending hand 10 get the breakfast ready in
good season, she Is prIIe. John, AMI III. soon o
er YOU secure her TO yourself The better
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

The following neat reply OF Miss
Stevens is reported from London to an
Englishman who asked her: What
change do YOU see in society since you
were last here?" Replied the heiress
The only difference is, that many peo-
pie that lett unmarried are now mar
ried, but more that lett married are
unmarried
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

NV experience with clover is. that the longer
farm anu the more see OF II the better like
it II is very sure TO catch and root in dry
season, and havinga somewhat large leaf, II
shades the ground in the dry part OF the season
1t starts earlier in spring, which for pasturing
is quit. AN object, and having many leaves, II
draws n large proportion OF its support from the
atmosphere. And again. when clover is cut, il
starts from the root again in few days, and if
the soil Is In good condition. it will generally
produce another good crop. II makes excellent
fodder. Prof. Laws, of England, says that
manure made from one ton Of clover hay, is
worth fourteen dollars. estimating the value by
the cost ut ingreulents by the pound, to compose
the same in market Professor Collier, OF Bur
lington, Vt, think, estimates the value more
than urteen dollars. The plant ;s composed
oil u very large percentage OF nitrogen. prop
erty that enters very largely into Doth the ami
mai and vegetable constitutions nor is THIS All !:
the root 10 long tap root, running neep INTO
the ground or subsoil, even 10 III" depth of two
or three, ieet and often deeper. drawing largely
for its SUPPORT that which would be out of the
reach of most other plants, bringing US, AS It
were the strength that is in the ground for Its
sunnort After the root decays it leaves the
ground very porous. and by growing on the
sam, ground for several years. the roots decay
ing. leaving the ground comparatively full of
nifrngrnous matter. and is in the very best con-
dition tor the bearing oil u crop of wheat. which
is most ilyaTiably good After q crop OF clover.
@W. ;, +, ~ 0Ri9 Farmer,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

Six days OF the week the industrious
lad oil the rural district will labor bare
foot clad only in nankeen trousers, hlck-
orv SHIRT and straw hat. and still be op-
pressed by the heat; but on the seventh
day, while he rests in obedience to the
bible injunction, and goes to "meetin' -
he puts on yarn socks and kip boots, two
shirts, pair o: Jeans pants, cashmere
vest. velvet coat and standing collar. ties
Il red bandana about his neck and sweats
enough TO start a small salt lake. vet
never a word do you hear about his be-
ing weary OF the heat and burdens Of
the day.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1877-07-28

''Save the babies - advises q cOtemporarv
Yes, save EN- No matter If they do squawh all
night and murder sleep, don't throw en- out OF
a thirt-s;srv window. Save EN-; they Will
grow up and develop into ball PLAYERS, horse
jockey, politicians. womcn's rights speakers,
wives, Moth rs. husbands and fathers. The
world could hardly get along without such ''in-
stltutIons,' - su the babies had better be saved.
-TSorr Herald