The New York herald., 1877-11-01
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Simon says thumbs down.
Mrs Abby Sage Richardson is fulfilling engage.
ments in the West
..B. Nyack''-How much viii you take TO stop send.
ing "wit,y" ,h!ngsg Life is short.
Mr.. Pumpkin has sued the Cleveland Leader, and
expects TO knock that paper into pi.
Susan b. Anthony says that Eve did not present the
apple 10 ADAM She remembers distinctly.
General Ben Butler says nothing about that pro-
posal OF marriage to Anna Dickinson Perhaps, alter
all, It was Gail Hamilton who proposed.
Before get this into type tho Telegram and
other papers will probably havo sad apropos OF our
Minister England the English OF course viii like
Welsh appointment
An English critic writes that the Irish workman In
New York would bc honestcr and better man If he
had 10 give answer 10 appeals his worst
passions and prejulicea
Burlington HaUkcye:-"lt Is difficult for the
generate paraSrapher to tell at times. wherein the
lgous papers display tho greater and agony OF
spirit, saving souls or stealing jokes"
We dislike to refuse all tho .jokcs" sent to u.s. and
so we givc for tho following elegant and cxccs-
sivey funny one from a Newark contribu tor :-.TLe
best way to remove warts is 10 cut OF your lngcr.n
Richmond EaQmrer:--.Thc Danvillo Times warns
young ladies not to marry stngy Very fow vir-
gnia young mon consider this personal rcfcc-
WITH
Tho Chicago Tribune thinks that General Howard's
religious profession hurts him In the eyes OF tho
sneering people. We at least never abused Howard
by speaking OF his picty. We have always alluded to
him in complimentary terms a rum old chap.
We by no means refuse to road or print good Joke
sent to ua But out OF hundred VIC seldom lind ono
worth using They all may be better than own
but We have got our jokers engaged, and we hate to
turn them out until they have time to look around.
A Baltimore man who says he has plenty or orig.
inal nonsense hand for tho p l., and winch he puts
the head Of Bcans," gives US tho following as
tonishing bean :-"Swallow tail coats for wear
(won'D be all the style for gentlemen this wi ntor -
lpccac would do our baltimore friend good.
This Is n 'Joko" sent Dy another would. DO con.
trbulor TO tho T. !. column. lie says ho give US
two or three day and no pay AZ arst -"whcn is a
horse not hofsef Why, when tho cart is before the
horse" II he viii send In his bill wo will pay for
that one, but We cannot afford TO buy any moro
ike II.
Another specimen OF the hundreds Of side sptting
'.Jokes" sent by ANXIOUS contributors:'.Bo Brown
was coming down strcet yesterday afternoon with a
under his left arm, aud a man said to him, Is
that your CAIN canc9 NO. said Bob II Is Bil's
(Ablesl'" We hope tho writer OF the above Will
have long life.
Hero is specimen Of tho hundred "Jokcs'' sent
from outsiders to the /. column every day I'LL q
cat ana dog arc both discovered your room ~
night and you get out oil bed aud pursue thcm into
tho back yard, what are you likely to catch 1rst
Aus-A cold!l" The writer OF tho above threatens
to send US slots like II, and all original, too"
Let US give another heavy 'Jokc" sent to us by
aspiring contributor 10 the humorous literature the
day IA man on broadway yesterday gong along
at u tree nd-ous rate when he was ito bc shaken
whcn) over-takcn by man who, stepping up to him
with smiiins face saa, DO you belong to club y
Certainly says No. l. ito The wrong (fowing y club
The man subsidized" Yes; and We nopo our con-
tributor will subsido too. :.