The star of Pascagoula. [volume] (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1873-1878, 1877-03-02
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ALNhEH HN NV hRHFANf h''NN
men under rms
Each beau pIucks a leaf from the Co
quette ~ that ihorns only remain for The
husband.
Ar the opening ~ parliament Queen
Victoria goIe her crown ON top Of her
widows cap.
THr late George T,awson, Of England,
said he hated theology aud botany, but
loved religion and flowers.
BREcKIvRrDdy's elegant h0use 10
Washington was bought by Alfred Lee
a negro, who deals In feed, and who PAD
$4,000 for IL.
lT was Queen Charlotte who said,
al am always quarreling with time It
Is 10 short to do something, and 40 long
TO do nothing Gees
FAsrERs are remindedof Josh Billings
remark: elf / make mi breakfast on salt
fish / g%enully make mi luther tn meles on
kold water" Hhu
AFTER all, mankind has chauged very
little with the lapse of time. In a little
tavern, recently dug out at Pompei, the
usual slate and pencil were hanging on
the back door.
YOU'VE man, don't waste your time in
complaining that the world owes you
living, but pull off your coat, fax about,
and take the debt out of the worlds
hide. eva e@eataA
Art the last Harvard examin. ton forty.
five per cent. failed in algebra and fifty
two per cent. in English composition,
though but sixteen per cent. were lacking
in Greek grammar.
TIE Minnesota farmers have taken
hold of the business of planting trees in
earnest. Over ten millions of cuttings
were set out during the past year, most
Of which are doing we'll. a
IT was a Texas gentleman who loaded
his shotgun heavily and went out to in
terview an obnoxious neighbor, and it
was a Texas coroner whe decided: "Sui.
cided stead of murder, cos the gun
busted" "a 81
WOMEN wants to ENJOY all the rights
of man." but we can't see what pleasure
it would afferd her to sit on a ,storeba1
on a street corner complaining of the
scarcity of labor and squirting tobacco,
juice at a lamp-post.-Norr stotcn Herald
A YOUNG fellow who INDUCES in the
use of strong drink, says at night he
feels as if he owned all the property in
the world, in the morning as il he owned
none, and was in arrears for his taxes on
what he owned the night before.
AMELIA" he said, "what delicious
weather this is. How the fervent bill
lows of sunshine beat down through the
blue abyss of yonder sky" And oh, it
feels so good, Eugene just as if some
body was pouring warm Oil down your
back"
al HAD nine children to support, and
it kept me busy said Smith to Jones,
as they met, "but one of the girls got
married.. Now l have" eight" in.
terrupted Jones. "No,, ten-counting
the son-in-law " said Smith with q sigh
which might have been heard altar OF.
LET us invest slowly in blue glass,
Let the poor buy -four and meat and
clothes, for these are certainly good Tor
health and let the rich, who have a few
spare dollars, work out the problem for
rs all. Meanwhile. natures old-fa fash.
ioned white light ia an awful good thing
and amazingly cheap.-Professor Stcing.
NEW YORK isgiving big "charity balls"
for the poor; and it must be quite q
treat to a starving man or woman to read
that Mrs, So-and-so wore white silk,
train trimmed with knife-pleated
RIFLES and that Mrs. Lofty's diamonds
were valued of Sl0 600 Snch gorgeous
.escr;nticns are calculated NJ anpeas a
mans HUNGER and cheer him mn. But,
ali ibe hest charity hall for a
hungry man isa cod6sh hall
HERE Is a story tod OF two scotch
lads who knew little OF g1hnery ana
natural history, but were familiar WIN
baads tbat nasa tor cboruhs in na;ntinu
md scnlntpre Going ont accounting
tooathar ona of tharr sbot a bird and
ill., ron 20 socrre tho tronbv.
con;na noar r,hara /, nod follen he
found 3 wb;ta owl 40 snray,ed in the
ross a.. 70 rresent IN 6is view only a
SnaJ go tnn "a mir NJ
- attsohad he Ibonted
~ S;.man. 90 wa,ro IN rfnr II now
loci we've shot a cb.rub;m ~
The Detroit Free Press relates how
when a market woman asked brother
if the sight OF a mince PIE dldnt
make his mouth water, he replied: "DI
was a time when it did. In dose gooo
Die days OBJ long ago, when eey ouit
nince pies out'n meat apples, brandy an
'pices, dar wuz q successive hankering 70
yit up clus to 8 mince pie. But m dese
lays, when dey erect such pies outn oe
pst grizzle en@ae iust apples an oe ius'
,ickings DAT come nancy, nan on toP
an ScaflOpe de edges W1d oar false