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Tug tone of tho papers in this con
grossional district, or at lcast some OF
them, plainly indicate the dread of the
coming dull times in political matters,
If the called session of congress Is short,
as tpromises now TO be, this with the
long interval between the present time
and our next general election in the
state, does promise " slow season, and
tho boys aie excusablo in trying to get
up some excitement politically TO inter
est their readers.
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our Dallas exchanges come to us Thu
week filled up with Mardi Gras, TIN
HERALD is rather picturesque in it,
description, which is but another evil
dence of It's wonderful enterprise. -
Stephensville Empire
Being published ut the hub of the
empire, IL behoovcs the Dallas papers
TO employ n little enterprise. We are
proud TO think TIM HERALD was equal
to the occasion, and trust she will bc
ready TO meet the next in II like credit
able STYLE.
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There are many reputed remedies for tina
very prevalent disease, Chronic Nasal Ca
tarrh, but none which have given genera
satisfaction and become acknowledged stan
dard preparations, except DR.. Sage's Catarrl
Remedy. 1t continues to enjoy an unprece
dentod popularity. THIS reputation has beer
earned through the permanent cures which
It has wrought, having proved itself spe
cltic I'm the worst forms OF the disease
Plerce's Pocket Memorandum Books ar,
giYen AWAY at drug stores.
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Honey.

Pitehers CastOrin is a complete substi.
Iule ior castor vi, and Is rs pleasant to take
as hohey. IL Is particularly adapted 10
Ieelhing and irritable children. N DESTROYS
Eoins, asslmulates the food, regulates The
sit4Inach, ana cures Wind Collie. Few rem.
edles are as eificaciOus for Feyerishnass
.I9up, Worms and Whooping Cough. Cas.
torla Is scientific and purely veeetebla
PrePaIa aiii more effective than Castor on,
and neither gags or gripes. 'O' '''
~. COLUMBIA, Conn, May 2. Iy7g.
Messrs. j. y. Rose & Co., ~, s., - A''V'
o,nts have family OF eight Children
anu nave used As much Castoria as any fam,
Ivy IN the United States, I Mi1E. / have
never found anything equal 10 N, nv eb,ls
uIen nave been saved from a fever several
ilInes by the use Of Castoria. Irecomrnend
lls use for children, for many iiseses thew
ar subject 70, In preference 10 any meiicine
1 know OF. feel Il my duty 10 give m Is cap'
tinesie ON account OF the benefits have Do.
rived ~ the use Of flastoria,
Very truly yours,
NORMAN r. LITTLE,
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i. POINTER vs.. II. D. zAcnERY, No III

Il. POINTER w.. II, ID. ZACHERY, No 4Ss
Justice Court, Precinct No. /, Dallas
Country. The STATE OF TEX As:
i'O THE SHERlFF, or any Cons able of
l Dallas County, greeting Whereas oath
as been made before me BY N. Pointer thai
" ID. zachary Is transient person, 30 that
the ordinary process OF law cannot be served
upon HIN, YOU are hereby commanded.
That yoG, by making publication OF this
citation in some newspaper printed I'm said
county for three successive weeks before the
return day hereof, summon the said IA. ID.
zachary 10 be and appear before me, nj INV
oihec, NO. Oi Nsin street, In the CITY OF Dai.
las, In the county Of Dallas, on the 7th dav
OF May, ISL, TO answer the com plaint of ths
said NJ. Pointer, for the sum Of one hundred
and fOfty-five dollars and twenty five cents.
due n damages for n breach Of the warranfy
IN conveyar &c made by the said Zachery
70 the said Pointer, Of a certain house ami
lot In the City Of Dallas, situated on the
southeast corner OF Ross avenue and Har.
woOd street. ~
Herein fail not, and OF this writ make duo
return as the law directs.
April, 1871. &c. MCCLURE. VI
Justice OF the Peace,
Precinct No. I, Dallas County
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New York Sun But Mr.. Hayes will
remove the troops lie cannot help il.
He might daily, and triae, and dicker
for months, perhaps for years to come !;
but the approach Of congress admonish>
es him to be in haste. The country
will owe Mr.. Hayes no thanks for doing
that which he could not avoid.
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Mn WILLIE Bnoogs, u correspondent
Of the Waco Eramiacr, was guest In
the Southern hotel when II burned
lIo escaped without ether injury than
the loss Of his baggago, NJ no time a
severe ono when mn honest newspaper
man h CONCERNED.
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Wheeler, the de facto yice-presitent
has Informed his friends that he never
had the slightest intention ofgettlng
mixed up In the Louisiana commission
business. He says he Is satisfied he Is
elected, and Packard's tub must stand
on Its own bottom. Sharp fellow Is
w. A. w.
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u,RUsTEE's sALE-By virtue OF a deed OF

u,RJISTEE'S SALE-By virtue OF deed of
| trust made and executed by Bernard
Hamml, OF the county of Marion ana state
of Indiana, dated Dist day of February, 1876,
TO secure Herman GIieve, OF the county OF
Monroe, In the state of Wisconsin, IN the
payment of one note, dated 2lSt uay OF Fep-
ruary, 1876, for two hundred dollars anu due
twelve months from the date thereon, Oehr-
inc Interest from date ut the rate OF ten per
cent per annum. AT the request OF said Her
man Grieve Will sell at the court house door
i'm the city of DALLAS, county OF Dallas, state
of Texas, ON tho hth dny of May, 1877, for
90 sh In hnnd, between the hours oflO o'clock
n. m and o'clock p. III the following de-
scribed tract OF land, t0.wit: All That tract
of land situated and being in the county OF
Wise and Stateyot Texas, ana Deihs ABOUT
two and one.half miles east of Decatur, IN
90 nd county of Wise, M follows, to-wlt; Be-
ginning mt the southwest corner OF Martnls
Cooper's $40 acre survey, u hucRoerry inarkeu
X. thence cast 100 warns, sweetwater creek
nj 5lO yarns, "A stone mound NJ the iootot "a
nrairie hill, from which Spanish OAK, "a
inches. bears north 671a east 81 varns; thence
south 400 Varas To n stone mound, spanish
oak 10 inches, bears north III Narnsi thence
wast 100 ynras to II branch NJ Sweetwnter
creek III ZIG varas. stone mound In prairie;
thence north $40 varas Swoetwater creek
passing the southeast cOrneroi John 7. bo-
pan I'm all 373S vnras to n stone mound; tnence
east 776 varas, Stone niounu, .nenve hou, !,
Wnpucr's 40 acre presumption survey, nortn
l2iS varas his southwest corner; thence west
blO ynraa, n stone mound, the northwest
conner OF NJ. Coopers go acre; thence
south 2O95 varns TO the place OF beginning,
containing three hundred aud one acres.
said deed of trust was recorded March IL,
ma. in vol, 81, pages 40 All ana Az, Dallas
cnunty tecords of deeds, and on the 9Th day
of Anvil, 1879, book NJ pages $50, 5iO and 54l,
Wise county records OF DEEDS
This April Il, ls7. ,,,p,rpo,N
onr,adOnt Trustee.
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aeIfsnnnnrf

New York Cotton Report: At this
season of the year the popular theme is
generally. how is planting progressing
But the south is evidently devoting
more thought to the prosecution Of her
industries, and more capital and energy
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MRs Jackson, widow Of Genera
Stonewall ? jackson, is 10 contribute
to the Philadelphia Times some remin,
iscences Of the private life Of her hus,
band, for which she is to receive one
hundred dollars q column.
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A BLACK CHARACTER

isawful, but pretty black hair and whskers
is not. Use DIR. TUTrs Hair Dye, and in fif-
teen minutes you will have them as natural
as In youth. lfyour Druggist does not have
IL he will order II for you.
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Attorneys at Law.

G. s.. Edwards, Attorney at Law, Ennis
Ell iscounty, Texas.
1hurmond, Willard " Fletcher, Att'yS at
Law, I'll Main street, up stairs. oct6dlm
John NJ, Stemmons, Attorney Mt Law, No
zoo North Side Public Square, upstairs.
nntDO.dtf
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tIHE STATE OF TEXAS-To all person
i interested in the guardianship of the
state of Susie j. and Cora II. johnson, mi
nors. q, w. Cuotes, Guardian, has tileu, IN
the County Court OF Dallas County, his final
exhibit of the condition of said estate, to-
gether with his application II be discharged
therefrom, which Will be heard at the next
Monday In May, A. D. 1917, AT the Court
house, in the City of Dallas, at which time
all persons interested in said Guardianship
may appear and contest said application II
they See proper.
Witness, A. Harwood, County Clerk of Dali
las County, Texas Given under my
hand, and the Seal OF said Court at
ONCE, in Oily of Dallas, this 18th day
March, a. ID. ISL
A. HARDWOOD,
County Clerk, Dallas County, Texas.
mrhl7-w3t
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DALLAS, TEXAS.
ofTexas,

Tur gainesville Gazette nomlnaief
Hon j, W, Throckmorlon, for governor
of Texas
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Dallas. Texas.

Having large and extensive correspon-
dence throughout the older settled States
this Company In their spec nj object of i'm.
duelng Immigration " Texas, possesses rare
facilities for the placing OF large or small
bodies OF land 10 cOlOnists or others.
Til names Of the ineofpOrators Of this
company are n strong guarantee OF feliabil-
ity honesty and fair dealing, both in repre-
Parties having lacds or town property for
sale. would do well 10 place them IN the
hands Of this company.
Pfopert, with Imperfect title will not ha
handled by this company.
Corr spondence solicited. and will be
promptly attend n 70 BY addressing
.. II. FDOURNOY,
splle-dAv1n Pc. Bon, iSi.
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Physicians and Surgeons.

Jno. II, Morton, Al. D., Physician and Sur
con, office over Flrat National Bank. Rest
ence corner san Jacinto and liarwood SITS.
allas, Texas Calls to the country promptly
ttanhod. Oot2dlm
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CHEAP ADVERTISING COLUMN.


Solicitor IN Bankruptcy United States Dis-
Dallas, Texas. Speciality in all matters In
bankruptcy, Proofs of debt taken through.
out the United States. Charges reasonable,
gept2jdlm
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TO the Working Class !

Woaro now prepared 10 furnish MI claaaoa
with constant employment NJ home, me
whole OF the time, or for their spare mo-
mcnis, Business new, light and profitable
Persons OF either sex opSily earn from DO
cents 10 % per evening, and 4 proportional
sum by dcyoting their whole time 10 the
business. Boys md glrls earn nca'ly NJ
much M men. That all who zee this notice
may send their address aud test the bnsi-
ness, We make this unparalleled olteri To
such as Gre not VOL Satisfied we viii send
one dollar % pay for the trouble OF writing.
Full particulars, samples worth several dol
lars 10 commence work on, ana copy OF
Home and Fireslde, one of the largest and
best illustrated publications, all sent lree by
mail. Reader, II you wnt permai ent,proh,
able work, address, GEORGE SrINsoH " Co.
Portland, Maine. iHn2jl3m
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FOurliue Advertisements inserted twice va
THIS column lpI Twenty-Five Cents, gud
~ tho rate Of Five Cents per Line lOr each
subsequent Insertion,
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xxTANTED--TiIE DAILY HERALD OF July
w and 4, 1875. Twenty five cents each
Will be paid for them ut this ofhce,-Apl7 u.
I\lVORCES legally and quietly obtained
| for incompatibility, ETC.; reference un..
necessary. Fee after decree. Twelve years
experience. A. GOODRICH, Attorney at
Law l2i Dearbon ST., Chicago, III. lAn23-3m.
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| OSI-lietwren Market Drug hlpru ana
~ EAst Dallas, u Calhunrlr lirHnst I'm, Goa
tanning Tour AtunoH, The I'm, whom lost, was
attached 10 u blue nnd whit" rhh0n bow
The iindrr VIII bH suitably rewarded hy lrAN'
Ing II with Nichols a 90, hpfli'Il
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Miscellaneous Wants.


xxrANTED--A House built, 10 cost about
w 500, to pay one.half in unlmproved
lot. Plan and particulars at +. N. fuckers
tynmp street. aprli-4t
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Wanted Situation,
10 Rent

n.y. iOuhd LADY-A situation To- do
ID houseworh, AIplY at j, j. IoAa' swiss
street, rat Dallas. gprli't
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Lost

'nHE Western Cottage Organs arc oOp-
j coded byall Who have usrd lhem ~ Pc
uneKGellpd ~ quality ul tone, an thorough
nush OF oTkmaushlp, Tue nAHeh are ~ new
ANA neat deslgnsi Hnd finished IN lhe pehl
mann6r, For sale Tor cash, on on Inunlhly
ol quarterly paymunlAi by g. ", ElNhFnHi
iOl Main street uplihrll
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NEAT SAMPLE ROOM, stock and
n fixtures, in u good location, cheap Tor
cush Address &C" Herald Once. apllf-lSt
DURE CREAMERY BUTTERFor Il cents
/ per pound, An old YORK state dairynnhh
viii send particulars for 70 cents. Address
Ed. Johnson, Dallas. aprl6-lW
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ZANE of the nnost ONCE rooms In the City
" over ", NJ, Kahn a Bro, =, mo room ioI
mully occupied by Dr Muu1o. Cnll on W NJ
Kahn Bro, Oh Elm street, for particulars
npTlhgt
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Ask me no, why my breath is pure add
sweet;
neat;
Ask me not why my gums are firm and
sound.
Ask why no tartar on my teeth IL found;
Ask me not why, for all that can say,
Is do like me, use SOZODONT each day,
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FOR SALE, AT IL big bargain, "A House ano
L Lot on Young street. -Four large rooms
good well, good neighborhooi, and dlrl
cheap for cash Apply to n. N. bradshaw
at W. q. Randall 4 Bros, GO5 Elm street.
uprli.lW
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Misunderstanding HeIp.

XxyET NuRSk,--For an infant three
w months old. A good home ana good
wu.ps 10 n healthy woman. Apply ~ lhc
ilrr,ld Office. mch3O-tt
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ID oOMS TO RENT-At tho San laclnto
IL Hotel, with southern exposure luihlhll
Od or unturuishcd, Mlll rent lhom ny the
week or month. Enquire at the holel
upu7-lW
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EUHhIsliED ROOM a furnished rooin u
Il wanted by two single gcntloman, "a
dnss, with lornls and location, M lhls
ulllru. hlll-@t
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w ANTED-Board in private family, ior
w gentleman, wife aud infant chili.
state location and terms. Addros', H. D. NJ,
IInrnlh niiirn Rprl7.2t
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nIANOs AND ORGANS for sulo or TO rent
L by II. a, scoyu, No. oOl Main IT., Dlllas
Toxns. npr7'lm'oud
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, EFORE you buy u Musical lnsiIumont'
ID call aud SEQ the Western Cottage organs
Tor sale by &, IA, Edwards, lHi Main street.
udr,N-lI
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ORGANS TO RENT by G. IL. Edwards, lO7
" Main street. aprio-I
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Wanted Boarding.

MISUNDERSTANDING and WIFE, rs board o,,,,i,
w els In II private family. NO olhor
boatdrrl, Room large, and southern expos
u4o. Reference required. Apply mmedl-
utely. Address, W. o., Herald Office
unrlI-uI
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For Sale.

s'~~sN -7~-~
C,HEET MUSIC, not less than ten dollars
- worth, furnished To Teachers at half
price. Address, Ii. A. Scova, No. 1Oi Main
Street. Dallas, Texas. aprl7-lm-eod
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ID AsTu REL have mn excellent pahure
containing good shade, winter hhd
plgnty OF grass. VII, pasture stock NJ reh-
nOLnGlo pTicv,, Apply NJ my place near
the FAN Grounds, Jefferson Peak
'N Hpll.lm
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-09-26
BARBER SHOP.

ZACHARIAH, With Assistants
Il can always be found at his Shop.
MAIN STREET, SILVER CITY, prepared ia
do HAIR CUTTING, SHAMPOOINd and
SHAVING in the most tasteful manner pos
sible. Shop open all day Sunday Give him
call
Smyrna times., 1877-07-04
Rat-Catehing.

The 81. Louis Times says: Richard
Toner, professional rat-catcher of con-
siderable notoriety in New York city,
arrived in st. Louis yesterday, and has
taken contract to rid the Lindell House
ofrats. He is accompanied by one assistant
and has a thorough trained ferret. Mr.
Toner says that rats begin to breed at the
age of three months, and once every
month thereafter produce litter of
thirteen; that the number of the litter
never varies, and is always composed of
twelve males and one female; that if the
number of females were as great as males
rats would become q plague that all the
terriers and rat-catchers in the country
could not keep down. He began operations
at the Lindell last night, in the presence
of half dozen persons. He armed himself
with q dark latern, q gunny bag, and a
peculiarly constructed pair of tongs or
nippers. The tongs are about two and a
half feet long, and have handles like shears
Mr. Toner gave the bag to his assistant,
and took the dark lantern in his left hand
and the tongs in his right. Equipped in
this manner, he crept about the cellars
among barrels and boxes, and every now
and then seized q rat with the tongs. The
assistant, who kept right at his heels,
instantly opened the mouth of the bag and
the rat was dropped into it, the process of
capture not occupying over ten seconds.
Ele says that when he throws the strong
light from the lantern upon a rat it does
not run, but simply turns so as to prevent
the light from shining in its eyes. AS it
turns there is no difficulty in seizing it with
the tongs.
Mr.. Toner did not make any use of his
ferret until about l o'clock, when every
thing was quiet in the house. He first
went all over the premises, examining the
rat holes to familiarize himself with the
rats 'runways. He says tho rats have
certain holes to run through when they are
frightened, and that an experienced rat
catcher can soon learn how these holes
lead. After acquiring this knowledge he
sent the ferret into a rat hole and stationed
himself at the other end of the hole For
instance, he found a rat hole in the pantry
and traced its course down into the cellar,
where it came out in some corner He
started the ferret into the hole up stairs
and stationed himself below with his tongs.
The ferret pushed his way along the turn
ings of the hole and drove the rats ahead
of him. AS the rats ran from the hole in
the cellar Toner picked them up with his
tongs and dropped them into his bag"
Smyrna times., 1877-07-04
Conscientious"

"There is lot of conscientious work in
that" said a friend of mine the other day,
calling attention to picture in which ferns
and other plants had been elaborately
painted in q manner that is called correct,
but which in fact is incorrect, for it is not
the way that objects look in nature. You
may draw as elaborately as you please, in
your painting, if you are able to keep your
work from looking finicky. But the pic
ture to which he pointed was good exam
pie of so-called "conscientiousness. It
had a dead, superficial look, not unlike
that of spatter-work."
Once, doubtless, to call work of art
conscientious" was to praise it, There
are cases still when the word not only ap-
plies, but carries a legitimate compliment.
Nowadays, however, if you hear a picture
or poem praised for its conscientiousness,
you may be pretty sure that it is dull.
Writers and authors should remember
that the public have nothing to do with
their methods or their workmanship. Con.
sclentiousness relates to workmanship. We
should not be particularly called upon tc
notice, not even to admire, that. A man
deserves no great credit for doing his work
conscientiously. Not only every English
man, but every man, is expected "to do his
duty" Tell me work is consicntiously
done, and | suspect that it is stupid. Tel
me that it is good, and am satisfied.
Besides, the public is easily deceived
about this matter of conscientiousness both
in literary and in plastic art. A piece o.
writing which impresses one with the
authors learning and labor is very apt not
to be as cable production as the reader
thinks. And in the matter of painting il
is notorious that the public constantly
makes the mistake of believing that atten
ton to certain petty detail consumes more
time and thought than attention to other
and more important, things.--.ScriJncr. 70,
,July.
Smyrna times., 1877-07-04

THE Nor MON THEocRAoY.-A writer in
ScriJner for July maintains that the cause
of the conflict between Mormonism and
American civilization lies deeper than the
institution of polygamy. We quote as fol.
lows:
Not few have made haste to assume
that polygamy is the sole cause of trouble.
But the record excludes the idea; the
Mormons had more trouble with the world
before they adopted polygamy than since.
Undisputed facts show that the begin ming
of polygamy in the Mormon church W as by
accident rather than design, to relieve a
few men of their social embarrassments
that the church soon after repudiated it
and denied it for nine years, and in 1872
formally proposed to Congress to abandon
it forever on condition that Utah should be
admitted as State. Polygamy will do for
scape-goat, but the trouble is far more
radical than that: the same results would
soon overtake the Methodist or any other
church, if it should concentrate its forces
IN one State, every man voting, whether as
citizen or juror, at the command of the
bishop.
Smyrna times., 1877-07-04
WHOLE NO. l,l57.

LIMBURGER CHEEsE.-A German resident
relates the following thrilling adventure.
" goes to Utica last week, and I meets
frlnt, und we walks, und we talks, so We
comes nit a grosery shtore, und nv frint
say he buy some limburger, und so buv
somo too, more as a pound. Veil 7 comoa
NIT the depot, und shumps on the car,
und l can't find no seat all the while. md
L sits myself NIT another felIcr.
" Dose car was very warm, und dot odor
man he begins to sniff up mid his nose,
und finally he raised der window about an
inch. Dot cheese, it shmcll big, und l
don't say nodings. Den dot oder feller
snlft his nose up to himselfsome more, und
he looks at me sorter queerlike, you know,
und he gives dot window another hitch up.
Den no got up und look all around dot
seat, und in dot aisle, und pefore und
pehind, und I say noding. Den he look at
me und say:
My trint, you don't schmell nodings %
"Und l say NO. und almost die NIT
myself, so he hitch dot vidy wide opcn und
shtick out his head und schwaro nit him.
self like efrydings. Ven We got to Rome
dot oder feller he foller me clear to the
car door, und shtands on der platform und
watch me SO long as l am in sight. Do you
know | makes up mint dot feller he don't
got no limburger where he Ifs, ven he is at
home NIT himself"