The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1877-05-31

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Home surroundings are being beau
titled.
Uncle Dan Harshman has been bar
berized.
Don't bang your hair any more, it;
out OF style.
Don't forget to plant something FOL
our next Fair.
All the Assessors of this county
have reported.
Boys, thank you for that splendid
serenade. Call again.
- utton=hole boquets are all the rage
with the hobby youths.
When you wear the blue don't hide
it when you go to drink.
The Sheriff's residence has received
its coat of paint and looks well.
Our schools are in a splendid con.
dition and should be "1et alone"
The red ribbon worn has the same
meaning as a red nose-drink all the
time.
War among the owners of swine,
Keep them off the street-they + q
nuisance.
The "Murphy wave" hasn't scooped
in many of the old regulars yet, but
it will.
The value of a thermometer is reg
ulated by the weather-if hot, they
go up-ifcold, down.
When the Murphy movement gets
fully under way, look out for the of,
~fice-seeker's zeal.
The Reichel House is a prolific in
stitution. There are several to whom
we would recommend it.
The Murphy wave will, of course,
bring to the surface the galoots that
always swim with the tide.
Let us have the speakers stand in
the public square-even if the Com
missioners must donate a little.
An exchange says: All the good
don't die young, for many Lawyers
and Editors live to q good old age.
/: just now, away down in the corner
of many a woman's heart turks this
sentiment: "No bonnet, no church."
The Murphy movement in Eaton
hangs fire.-the meeting on Monday
evening was tame. 1t needs some
foreign talent to enthuse it.
jeremiah Achey, many years ago a
citizen of this place, died in Genesseo,
ILL.,, Oh the I'D inst, of Dropsy, in the
5Ist year of,his age.
The festive house fly has come to
make an inventory of the sugar and
molasses, and the men who manufac-
ture fy-paper are happy.
o. Shepherd and NJ. S. Dillman,
Esqs., were admitted to the practice
of law on the 9th of May, by the Dis
trict Court i'll session in Eaton.
Young man thy fond pursuit forbear,
Reform, change now thy life,
Or in dark regions of DESPAIR,
You'll be cast in endless strife.
The ladies' spring bonnets are SO
nearly covered with flowers that it
makes no difference whether fine or
Indifferent material is used for the
bonnets themselves.
Some wondrously smart fellow has
lust determined the difference be-
tween an editor and his wife. He says
one rights articles to set, and the 9TH
er sets articles to rights.
When a person works at a business
Is or 80 years, and then hears some
hazle-nut head open its shell in criti-
cism about his work, it's jam discour-
aging. Amt it?
Lots of dogs have no owner now
since the article is taxed; but we have
one person in this place who gave in
one valued at SIS, and the only prop
erty he possesses in this world!
Persons who have piles of filth a.
bout them, in alleys and elsewhere,
know that it is wrong to harbor it,
and that it ought to be removed for
their own health and the public good.
We are glad to say u young
friend Fl. l.. Robbins, of Camden, is
to be a citizen of Eaton hereafter, and
will be found in the grocery estab-
lishment of Messrs. Ayers & Hilbert
Call and see him.
The entertainments given by the
Eaton Dramatic Club on Friday and
Saturday evenings last, were well
patronized and gave general satisfac-
ton. The Club does well for the time
it has been in practice.
The pleasant and smiling faces of
Miss Jennie Glidden, Miss Minnie
and Mary Hay, and Miss Ruth Van
Ausdal, of Glendale Female Semina-
ry, were among the attendants at our
school exercises.
A writer in the chronological Jour-
nal advises young men who are about
choosing a wife "to be governed by
her chin" We judge that the writer
aforesaid is governed" too much by
his wife's .cbin."
An exchange says: If the editor
of a country newspaper could gel
verbal promises discounted at bank
rates, he would be on intimate terms
with the whole Rothschild family in.
side of-two days.
Nothing gives man more satisfac'