The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1877-11-01

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Her spirit, in glory, is blooming in heaven.
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-s.r PLEASANTRIES.
A" "BUsr" is the waste of time. OF
corset is.
WINE, cheese and friendship improve
with age.
THERE is a good time coming, boys,
but il is a good time coming, boys
Punch.
THE potato-bug is passionately fond
of the odor Of flowers, and his favcrite
resort is in the tuber rows. .s.
TICKLE the public and make l. grin :. -.-..
The more you tickle, the more youn win.
But teach the pUblic-youu never grow rich,
But live like beggar and die in a ditch!
A SHORT time ago a man became SO
completely wrapped in thought " that
he was tied up, labeled, and sent off on
the "train of IDEAS -
CAT what age were you married, "
asked she, inquisitively. But the other
lady was equal to the emergency, and
quietly responded, cat the parsonage. "
In Japan boys become men at Is, and
receive new names Many of our youths
wear their good names out before they
are Is, and are in deplorable want Of
new ones. a.E. ....
The principal resemblance between a
man who stops his team on the cross
walk of crowded street and half bar
rel of flour, is that both make about a
hundred wait. mi ..--..-. ~ ....-
You've Lady" Oh, I'm so glad you
like birds. What kind do you admire
most?" Old Cent Well, I think a
goose with plenty of stuffng is about as
nice as any "
A GENTLEMAN coming into the room OF
the late DE-. Barton told him that Mr..
Vowel was dead. "What !'' said he,
"Vowel dead Let us be thankful 1t
was neither aS nor ~ ..--1ss
n
poe1r 70 one of his local papers, entitled
"The Sheen of May, and the editor re-
fused to publish it,, Oh the ground that
was may sheen poetry. -..-5.
A COUNSEL, being questioned by a
Judge to know for whom he was con
cerned,'' replied: 81 am concerned, my
Lord, for the plaintiff, but am en-
ployed by the defendant. .
A TEACHER, after reading to her schol-
ars story of q generous child, asked
them what generosity was. One little
boy raised his hand and said, g. l know
it's giving to others what you don't want
yourself"
Two FRIENDS were passing church
one evening, when strong smell OF
burning leather pervaded the air - -
wonder if that is the odor Of sanctity? ?"
said one "I think it must be, = was the
quick reply, ''for it smells Of 8otes =.
"TH1s ere chap can't give no account
of himself" said policeman, who was
trying to lift drunken man from the
gutter, to a passer- by. Cos course not, .
was the reply; chow can you expect
man to give an account who has lost his
6aloncc2''
An old gentleman took up patent
medicine almanac from q pile lying on q
druggists counter, at the same time ask
ing the clerk, " Are these gratuitous 2?
To which that matter-offact young man
replied, 'Why, no; them's alnanacs'
Can't you read2'
A COUPLE were married in Georgia 10y
a Justice of the Peace. Unto the man
he said: 'Sir, viii you have the be,
loved woman you hold by the right hand,
in the name Of the State of Georgia,
Cobb county, and the new constitution,
whether it be adopted or not, to be you
lawful welded wife ?' And to the woman
he said: &c Madam, viii you take tins
man to be your lawful husband under
the constitution of the United States and
the constitution of the State Of Georgia
no matter who is President p
THE COQCETTE.
As her quick srIiles lovely face dtscose,
Her sparkling eyes two ruby checks oppose;
Her heart IS free, her H1ndi Is clear and bug@t;
She may deceive lover. IT'S her wild delight n
The stare, the practiced look, i. Is Teii-feigred,
and all 1-ature for the AIT designed.
sFeeteE Lang tel4s
The candid youth fale and then she sweIs
= (FIer bosonl's felt desire y to rising praise
| And fattery, ami bids him love her waysi
And in .frsctad sr.ee..h s:,--l.-e.EI-.s the art