The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1877-03-09
LOCAL MATTERS.
PARAGRAMLETS.

Monday.
The Baptist festival Friday night was a
success. Big time and fair receipts.
River mp and running full of drift-wood |
the first of the week.
This side of the paper goes to press on |
the morning of Tuesday.
L. E. Blain will soon receive a sloshin'
big stock of spring styles of clothing.
Dr. Gray is kept busy. AS a dentist he
stands at the head of the profession.
Van Vactor has laid in an immense stock
OF goods, among them several novelties in
the grocery business in these diggings.
The whole country rejolccs over the set
tlement of the Presidential nuddle, and
that truth. honesty and right have triumph
ed over fraud. intimidation and murder.
When you see a dog without a collar,
you may know his owner doesn't consider
| him worth dollar; but is willing the re-
| turning board shall count him out without
word!
There was High Jointer named Bradley,
Who busted the bulldozers badly !;
lie counted in Hayes
! With exceeding good grace,
Did the galluss High Jointer named Bradley.
AS rule boys don't like to assist in any
sort of housework, with the single exeep-
tion of picking over raisins.
The old Romans, it is said, looked upon
pottery with veneration. So does every
modern married man, after he gets his hair
plastered down with a soup plate or milk
crock once or twice.
The great Indicator of the Nations no
bility-tFle Election Count.
1 There will be some difficulty in filling
Judge Davis chair-it is 40 inches wide !!
Noar Rest is the name of the party COM
mitting outrages on Cinnamon III Frisco.
At least that name follows the account of
assault.
ssThe author of .Helen's Babies is a man.
after all - says an exchange. A-h-e-m
Well. who on earth disputes it-how in
time could it be otherwise!
1t seems to be coolest these mornings
just about the time man has decided to
get up and build a fire--or let his wife dc
it! This whole country should be heated
by steam!
The funeral services of Rev. Hunsaker.
child on Monday were conducted by Rev
II. w. Stratron at the Evangelical church
Rev. J. Bowersox has been holding pro
1 tracted meetings at Spring Hill for some
weeks, with grand success. at last &c
counts forty-six had made profession o
religion. The meetings are still being hele
we are informed.
Next quarterly meeting for the NJ. f
Church commences on Saturday, March II
Hayes was sworn into Office on Sunday
at noon.
Mrs. Stowe says we never know how
much we love until we try to unlove. IL
a man who has tried to quit smoking til
needs no argument.
:, "Does this good news make you fee
glad ?'' asked one Republican of another
Feel glad - exclaimed the other, g
:. could hug bulldozer 70 And they smil
ingIy perused the closing action of til
" electoral committee.
II Ifyeu have big boil on your neck an
want to get rid of it, mix snow and salt
apply, and you can whittle the pesky thin
right off without hurting you.
The Ohio Legislature is debating the sui
ject of hog cholera. and every breeze tha
!. sweeps from that direction brings grunts
satisfaction.
s.An ounce of prevention is worth b {
cure,'' and although there isn't much dan
ger from sunstroke at this season of Il
year, yet sponge in the hat may prevei
the average Webfoot Democratic head fro
being frost-bitten! REGISTER only 81
In advance per annum to friend or foe.
A large amount of election since Mond:
has gone off in smoke-been puffed aw;
80 much to the qualification of Republican
Tildenites generously put mp for the cigal
'et 'e Queen Esther has been counted out, Il
a returning board having been intimidat
,es at the magnitude of the undertaking.
ed See late order of the County Court fl
to account Of which appears in our advert
Sc ing columns this morning.
- Mrs. NJ. J. Hyde, on Broadalbin stree
is. not having any rent to pay, can ana 90
ca, sell goods very cheap indeed
ds Dick Morris has moved over into Canad
Girls, go for dad to repair the front ga
for the summer campaign. If you go
If III him now he won't suspect your little gan
gs. An exchange says the thunder and Ilgi
S sys ming season is approaching, ana e
delinquent subscribers to this paper W
have stood us Off for years had pet'er
- vest the amount they owe US in lightni
rods
an- me- We are indebted to Mrs. Hugh Nick
DIV so, tor some of the incest butter that es
aor delighted an editors palate, brought % !
Z. satnrday. Mrs n thoroughly understar
the art of making sweet yellow outIer.