The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1877-02-10
Items Of Interest. ,

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~ i a5g Items Of Interest. h
! Yonkcrs Gd=ctto A,sma,rti scIool-
iboy says il takes thirteen letters to spell
COW, aud proves it thus ), 1"See o!
double YOU" ,a- ,ir 10 80,
h1sA Frcnclman got exceedingly angry
with u wIiter at ln English hotel. "You
rasSal y he eSiclnimeil, !" I'll blow your
nose for, you. = :'aia s1 p
4 Detroit restaurant keeper hangs ont
4 sign of "frcc7 chops, and WHEN the
old loIfers come around he shows them
I IN nx and n woodpile. iGr sosiS
Among the Copts, whdme7 the oldest
Christians III the world IN part aof tho
marriage ceremony consists of the priest
aknoelsing the heads Of tlie'harpy couple
together. d! Gi sssiuL c asii, s.eI
The Story farm, on Oil creek, ra., has
produced, in the Lust fifteen years.
3,12S, ,7O7 barrels Of oil, md yielded
dividends amounting in the aggregate
to 81, TO-, ,G00.-
liiayyhy do not printers succeed to til"
same extent, as brewers? ., Because
printers work for the head and brewers
| for the stomach; mud where twenty men
have stornaclis hut one Inns bruins.
Ey A young gentleman Of Kilkenny, meet
! ing 4 handsome inilkmaid, said Z" What
I will you take for yourself and your milk,
my tlear?" The girl instantly re-
!, Piled ~" Yourself ani a goldring, sir"
; DAi 4 clergyman l,r ; in Boston recently
aroused his sleepy audience byaunomnc-
\ ing in the most positive manner that,
Notwithstanding the hard times, tho
wnges Of sin havenot been cut down one
iotH. !uaEs d, sug,l,y Irf,
.aP Jewish silver shekels have lately been
foun,l near Jerusalem, belonging to the
time, Of Simon ATaccabeus, 3. G. III.
: On one Siide they have the cnp ot mamma,
antl ,on, The .otller the budding, ro,l Vi
fAaf6n, 10 'fe7iti1 'rsf7s gSr
Boston covers All ,reay of tiirty.one
md n half sQnIre miles. has 3ti4lmiles of
iistrreta, anil 6its population IN t}t2, 600.
iInlSG0 thetpopIlatipn was 517S,00O, the
1 city7coycrcd fourteen aud u half square
miles, aud had 1Oa miles Of streets.
" Ahwyer,was noticed at;s recent con-
GER, enthusiastically applautling one Of
the,Singers.5 !" FOpd OF music, isn't hG 2"
sRitl one acquaintance to another. "No,
WIS tlie reply :" It's mere professional
:, instinct. HCis moving for a new trial. "
The employees ut lie government
printing Office have raised a;suflicient
sum by subscription to enable them to
/ Distribute ono hundred loves of bread
utlly from each Of the five stations for
\ tie next twenty.four days, making i
7 total ri $1,000 loaycs. 90 '1'
.tu instance Of coolness in danger wis
seen mt the .Ashtabula disaster, when
man cleared himself from the isinashCt
car ns souu NJ il struck, found his 81
cliel, Overcoat and cane, and walked up
tue bank with check i'll lis hut, to calm.
II inquire When the next trpin CAME
along. yl..,. ,.l,. id, e.,
|, The average rainfall for. December in
y; EuGlaud Inns been from 1.50 tn two
inches; that for December, 1876, wNs
tG.IS. The tuhtl rainfall for 1876 wis
32. 10, against 10 IS III 1S74.0 People
are conS0liMg themselves with the rcliec-
! tion TINT there will lie no Try wells ueSt
summer q. ,ll4:eE uSl -
. An Old fashioned minister wns prcacll-
/ ing in tight, unventilatetl church, in
which by come means a winIlow was left
4 partly open. "A. good deacon during tho
SERMON closed it. The minister stopped.
aildtiruing, 70 tho deacon sail, in s"l-
enln tones II we're preaching in a
jug l believe you would put 3,thc cork
i'iu,'tEnz. 1Gl i5u5 ati ri !lgl
'Ainong tho buildings recentlyCxhuned
rat Pompeii il drinking saloon with it's
\ tables and other appurteuances. Tue
\ pictures freseocl upon tho walls repre-
sent tavern sctacs., Men are drinking
\ md gambling NJ tables; others are seat
/ cd upon. wooden benches against tic
I walls, aud others are standing In cUnvpr.
Sati6n. 'N' - .ai ''i .H7a
1T cannot DO .tlispstctl that the man
! who stops advertising for the purpose Of
retrencling his expenses succeeds in ac-
4 fconplisliing his objects AT the same
time his receipts are largely .retrcnclie,l,
enabling material saving in clerk hire.
/. II tho policy Of retrencllment is al.
hered to, he will aOn be, able 10 cludc
tho payment OF rent and annoyanccs Of
conducting a business. f,.,-,
The night was beautiful and they were
out sleigh riding together. He asked
lier 10 sit in his lap and drive. She fell
it was delicious to be loved % dearly,
aud consented. As for him he was
cautious young man, and had III view tho
best means Of protecting himself IN case
the horse became excited and plunged
Ills hoofs through the dashboard.