The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-07-17
NEWS AND NOTES.


Chicago owns the only drvii-hsh
in the country. The devil himself
is hanging around that town more OF
less.
The Washington newspapers don't
want liberty or death. but they will
have ) cents car fares or burst the
railroads.
AT an Ohio picnic ON the Fourth
there were forty-seven fights. AMI the
fun was only stopped by night coming
on.
A correspondent says that
Southern Tartary is the dairy region
Of Asia" Yes. the drome-.lairy re-
gion.
After man has hal a hand mu.
ti'ated in mowing-machine it Is per-
fcctly correct 10 speak Of his several
fingers.
Joaquin Miller has been writing
q play, but it isn't very good one.
There is no Joaquin Miller in it rs
chief hero.
1t MAS q CONFESSION recovering
from the GLORIOUS Fourth" who got
it "A nose by any other name would
smell"
A music publisher has issued the
"White Whale March," We shoul.!
like to see a white whale march.
There must he considerable blubber
in such performance.
"A Kansas paper says that when
James Brown was struck on the head
with an Ak. it didn't do him any par.
ticular good.
1t is Nashua man this time who
has invented perpetual motion. There
are tubes. >hafs. wheels. felloes, water
valves. and things.
Thu. is good, comfortable wealth
er. but is it really paying expenses .
Right again. This is very solvent
weather.
in Rome, Ga, the other day,
seven brothers named Hill were in
dicted for counterfeiting. Rome sat
on her seven Hills, Us usual.
1t has been observed that the lady
with a diamond ring will scratch her
nose in given period, foar times as
often as any other woman"
1.-THE worm will turn" Quite 50,
but the Italian organ-grinders are not
aware OF it. or assure,lly they would
impress him into their service.
I'm the name Of prophet, figs" A
Turkish Major General in bOmbastic
order announces that GLORY to God,
five ofthe enemy were killed"
A Michigan widow recently hid
her COW away under the bed to save
it from the tax collector. This may
be called genuine case Of "cowhiding
by female"
One result. of the hard times is a
considerable falling off in the sale
Of pianos. The time may yet come
when the manufacturers will have to
pedal their wares.
Artificial champagne is now made
by skillful chemists so nearly like the
genuine wine that j. isjust as good to
sell at hotels and restaurants. 1t is a
Belgian device.
The Canadian weather prophet
is Vernon. He seems to have had a
good deal Of success. Now he pre-
diets that July and August will be
like fall, with Accomplishments.
1t makes one sad and pensive,
after all, to see q young man Of twenty
springs. who three days before has
electrified q commencement audience
with an Grafton ON "The Ethical DE.
velopment of the Pentateuch," going
around trying to borrow aquarter to
buy lunch with.
George Eliot says that girls are
delicate vessels, in which is borne on
ward through the ages the treasure Of
human affection. George, George,
you don't know anything about it.
Did you ever take weeks salary into |
/ ladies' restaurant and try to gil one |
If these delicate vessels" with ice
,ream, layer cake. and chocolate cara
nels?
The exploring party struck the
tore where Priam used to trade for his
lour and beans at Mykena, the other
lay. and found the Trojan monarch's
'ass-book, showing that his account
vas behind BY 6fty-nine drachme.
Dr.. Schlieman says this arouses all the
,rocer passions Of his nature.
UNSFOKEN.