National Republican., 1877-03-11
roR tyD sBoUr W0HEy.

iPo,sum and sweet potatoes 10 the orthodox
free lunch at Little Rock saloons
DR.. Young says man and wife are like s,nl
and body, always at variance yet 10th to part.
"Vesuye" is the newest shade of red. It is
q brilliant fame co'or, and will be extensively
used on spring bonnots.
"Ah" mourned n widow recently borrowed,
"what misfortune l know what kind Of a bus.
band have lS,t' but how can @ know m, what kind
All visiting cards, notices Of invitation and
tho like are designed in severely simple styles.
Mopograms, used at all, are very plain, and the
engraving Is done In ine delicate script.
Il 10 with gloomy views Of the future that
the young Boston man. AFTER laying out seventy.
fve cents in caramels for his sweetheart, learns
IRON her own lips that kissing 10 aliunde.
Norwich man came home and spoke
sharply to his wife. His little boy heard It, and.
tearing trouble, went out and called policeman.
IT isnf every father that has such boy TO take
care Of him.
She said It was very bright idea. He SAID
he knew brighter one, and when sho asked him
what II was, he answered. "Your eye, dear!''
There was silence for minute, then she laid her
head on the rim Of his ear and wept
Another modern prima donna, we learn
from the Burlington Hdicktye, has blossomed out
to ask his services in assisting the d-lopment Of
her voice." which she says "is very susceptible "
the influences Of d-mp weather"
A funny little Maryl and chap cut of with
an aN two of his sisters toes for up' II fun Is
the sudden transformation Of our expectations
into nothing then this must have been delight
fully funny affair for the girl expected those toes
would grow up with the rest Of them, and then
suddenly she hadn't them.
An old Comstocker, being reproached bv
his prospective mother. law that he was much
headed, replied, Madam, my badness is no lnJi.
madam, !" sad he, in q sudden burst OfsonhdoncO,
II was born bald.headed."
A finely. dressed lady and very Intellectual
locking slipped on T1SS Of orange peel ysstcT
claimed, the velocity Of that descent unnerye,
me" ~ beg pardon" said the gentleman whI
fancy" And she was.-Erchaage.
She was vexcd because she could not find ID
her pocket the ticket to the lecture. She fused
fumed and frettcd, worried the tickettaker an
| till her excitement burst forth with There, now
knew when / left the house thnt there wa
something in my pocket hadn't got
A California woman, Mrs. Jennett D. Frost
dred acres OF land, In the District Court, whcl
an appeal was taken TO the supreme Court, dis
| before that high tribunal. According to the re
portcrs, she "analyzed its merits in clear an
musical tone OF voice and summed up logical,
and forcibly." Decision reserved.
There was scene from the "Bohemia,
| Grr with slight variations from the origina
| text at tho Virginia (Nevada) Police Court tn
@ Geisned icr pounding fv. S %iss WAS wash 1 pteho' %
whats your nsmef' asked the Court. "Clar
| Spud," was the answer. "What2" said th
| Court, shiverinF with emotion, 'are you relate
| to the Spuds Of New York? Is it possible tha
| you are The child once adopted in infancy, an
lost on n railroad train In Pcnnsyivana fourteen
| years ngOe Have you got . l0cket about you
| neck with picture Of Boss Tweed ia 1t and
strawberry mark on your left arIn7, you don
get your hands on any jewelry Of mine, and
| haint got any strawberry marks on my arm o
snS The GGT G9n3G%pasGa her for
| she !" and sent her up for thirty days.