The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1877-02-16
PARAGRAMLETS.

Il gentleman said to us that he had found |
no hotel where he had been better enter
tanned or felt more at home. than at the st.
| Charles. Of this city-and he has Travelled
extensively on this and the Atlantic coast,
| This speaks loudly for friend Morrison.
We shall soon be in receipt of entire new
material for executing plain and fancy Job
work. Give as n trial.
Young Clark. of Salem, typo on the
Former, called on Monday He had been
spending few days at Corvallis with an
| invalid sister.
The recent heavy rainfalls DELAYED seed
ing for a time; majority, probably of our
farmers have their ground ready for seed
ing. and only await pleasant weather.
"A wise man will make more opportu-
nities than he finds sharp man will
ind more than he makes.''
Our women don't stand on the street
corners chewing, smoking, talking politics
and swearing, but they can stay at home
and rip. and tear, and darn-their hubby's
| apparel!
There are an immense number of worth
less dogs in fhis city. There Is an ordi-
nance prohibiting the running at large of
dogs unless their owners have paid taxes
on them. Probably there is not half a
dozen dogs in the city on which their own
ers set value enough to pay the taxes. We
hope to see the city rid entirely of dogs on
which taxes have not been paid. Our Re-
corder and Marshal know their duty. and
we hope they'll do it If they have to sacri-
flee every dog in the city.
Rev. Mr.. Roork, of Salem, was in the
city day or two in the front of the week.
The revival meetings are still continued
nightly. and christians are earnestly pray
ing and working for the conversion of sim
ners.
An exchange thinks woman can never
''enjoy all the rights of man, until she can
r thoroughly enjoy sitting on a 1ry-gnols
box on the corner. complaining of the
scarcity of labor and the tightness of the
money market. while squirting tobacco
Juice through her teeth at the lamp-post
between words.' This may appear sur
kustical!
: A large quantity Of excellent butter is
made in this county for home consum mption.
at least very little of it is brought to mar
ket.
, Cronin was hung in efligy at Salem on
Monday. The people seem to be disgusted
with Cronin.
F. S. Dunning has large and desirable
stock of furniture. embracing almost every
thing you can think of, useful as well as
ornamental. which he will dispose of at rea
sonable prices.
l. Intemperance may be abolished, ant
other grave obstacles to human happines
become more or less modified by time, bu
e profanity, we fear. will ever well up in th
heart of the man who, during streak o
IF absent mindedness, seizcs on to a red-ho
stove hook!
u Ifyou want good article of seed oats
go to Messrs. Blain, Sox & Co., ut Nam
i moth warehouse.
Meetings have been held at the q. P
= and the Methodist churches every nigh
10 during the week.
We are indebted to our esteemed frien'
n Robt. Conn. for bu$hel or so of tfpe larg
IS est and best favored apples we have ha'
during the Winter.
Nations may fade from existence, am
kings and emperors moultler i'm forgotte
n dust. but the man who promptly pays h!
: subscription in advance, refusing to throw
II. off on his county paper even If the time
IS are hard, deserves to draw chrome il
y, happy immortality.
no 1t is unlawful to kill deer from this tim
r. until fall, unless they attempt to bite you
n then yoa can blaze away.
an Harry Mccormick has resigned as a
officer of the Portland Fire Dept, and tn
4I,
er Thomas f. T.. Logan and Mrs. Mimi
ty Myrtle Miller, former wife of joaquin Mi
at Ter. were married at Portland on Satulda
Il. last.
e- What changes few short years brin
about. According to Prot. Condon. it ha
ty only been about two hundred thousan
years ago since the elephant made his hon
EN- in the Willamette Valley.
MS The Albany Water Works havnt file
any ssproposials'' as yet.
ed AS yet great many have failed to pa
si- school tax, and the Clerk is getting som
what weary and disgusted with dunnin
ed Heavy frosts these mornings.
in Fred. Banty, who has been very i'll i
sc deed, is reported convaleseing slowly. I
he has had close attention.
&c Chinese New Year lasts ten days. FL
RS bangi
va A correspondent of the Salem Statesnai
writes under date of January 30th INA
lrt Bledsoe was shot and killed I'm his cha
MS while int1ulgfng in n little game of polk
in san Diego, CAL. on the 20th January
,kl OF all dollars ssafedicine Dollars caus
or some nj the Democracy the most ''fervid
ID uneasiness.
ed If you want to make your cousin.
et- your chum's cousin, or your amt gran
d. mother, or even your wife happy, order q
ne Aetna sewing machine of Jay Blain. It
,e. do it every whiz.
II, Rowell's Newspaper Reporter is down G
de dog fights. Tho editor is probably on
legged man and can't get INTO the first ci
or Gle to sec the fun.
on A citizen of Washington fell on his iro