, 1877-04-01

yor to secure change In the classification Of rates
on timothy. The Chairman was added to the Com
Messrs. J. II. Sykes, B. Fowler, and r. $. Wal.
lace we're appointed Committee to dra1t SCI OF
rules for The Association. ... =
4 BARaEErER'S TRICAru OVER \ pEAD-BEAT.
A sal-eyed old Man. meau1y clad and wearing i
cardina nose cut very fun ut ths t.p sallea III a.
told the barkecper to hani HIM wn the ten cent
whisky. Tile barSeeper had MS suspicious OF the
n,ans general appeasaes nu' there sas ~ no j, a.s .
nj the crit cal muMeat, he g1essed liz couu TEL
II, T..e old nun filed the lumber brM-full AND
t90s a. yoa's 9t r,cea the bo
confidence, feit in lis left vest-po:ket-v2nly
.'Nade n suis1aac.' he -aid to himself, ehserl'tys
ne tried the Other one with equal l1es ~ Sne M
cess. .-llurry np, mister man." exclaimed Tue
l,askeepcr as the old man, with a visible elonsa'
tion Of eountcnance ieit IN ns ,aa III of
match come lluI and tvs newspaper scraps.
live got dime somewhere here, nat wne;e INN ~
in. his fr,t!eTs researches into the donestc esou
o.ay OF Ids clothing, wniic all the while h'5 lace
kcnl scttln; longer AMI 1onset, hSe tat o. i
here" finally said tic eAa-perIted oafkeepe',
THAT'S too thin: it's played out; ~ H. r.
fox over int tfn cents in You oopi m
io,sly qucred the customers hot $50 -. n',nr
Yon surely woulun raise Eour foot asatns1 poo,
old man LIE e ts stne r. Of ~ s i cai in
an t,ficsr and have you arrested for os'1!lnins
whisky under faIse pEe'ensesi, io,t an md d. ~,
ierrri1ss 10 PARTON you out Sow hand out that
dine. ..Don't cal! Il policeman, don |, plead
ed The old man piteous'y, bu:sfn5 'io teaas IN ~
s1t,ns down on IN empty beer kcS to UNI gu us
uoot; ave got some money IN ny SOCK, anu ne
estr,eatcd thence creased so bill; here are
the savings Of lifetie. he sa,d; "Mnaeu , ~ ~
Et,n;,s Y. but take it, take it. foa
fo4ry headed old scoundsel," said the baskeepes:
you wanted to bra: tns aoase 'r "lIn ,,ots hid
,vus Pretended you haln', any money! aah!
i N miua ,u klck you o.t anyhow. Nese: anu
ic laid the old man ehangs G On a. tAc f coIu:e
lyon will yet own that you are 1ai.taseH ;;.! ~
me. ptainttyely wnmpe:ed the old man "Nhl
yon cit, or won't you:" sr.sed ,, the Ia.xespe, ,n
mortal terror shullcd out When the ooss Came IN
about three nolrs litter. the discovery Was las1e
1n,, thn b,I1 was bad. aud subsequent inquiries
shnwc i tna, thc old min had rang III e.sht uta.r;
On the yi:ssant oarkeepers u the same "afa toc
:. TWO SOULS WITH DCr SINGLE THOUGHT"
A beautiful srl on Para aveale Wa5 feceliiy
marr.l tn lue husband Of htr Choice. with wnoM
snr Aecaue acquainted in sufficiently romantic
,uanntf. She consumes twenty -eign1 periodicals
every month devoting her whole ti1le IL the pc.-
zIc departments and trying to get the answers TO
the various reudsrs aaA-r1ms. ridilcs, eonon-
drums square, circular, ami diamond Words ae-
cauit1tols AiiCeu proverbs, transposi:lons, eng
,nas, auI o,ner forms OF insanity ta-se displty-
cd Sac has been ii the W .1nes5 e:ef s.n:e
given 10 this fascinating pursuit sne has,
Ut IN expense for time, posta 5e- stamps, paper,
and periolcals Of s95! U5, oota'ued soila Milton
ltwc1y set VI diamonds AMI pearls valued bv co+u-
pcteut jewelers. ut ISL. OF II cents, prize chrome
Of '-Solouou in His Gio:T, anI a dve-cent phial
OF cheap pcrfumery. Eut these material fecofds
bcsidc the fame she has wou over her aSnitase Of
Matilda Mu-hheau, which is familiar rs house
hold ord in thc mouths Of almost every American
faulty addicted 10 puzzles. Nearly two years 40 sue
iirst deserved that wherever her mime appeared in
tine ..Ioli of HONOR OF people who had guessed
the answers to the several puzzles 1t was lnvatia-
appeared to possess remarkably Identical tastes.
Tor Le never guessed a couunurum tac answer "
which she had failed 10 ind, ;, while
ii nen she produced her ,mmortal puzzle: ~ am
composed oi 100 lc:lers- Mr !. :iS. LID, 24l,
:5s 1s tavo.ite female name, etc. :" Marcus
Nooncalf'' was the only reader OF the Kalamazoo
run..y LuAat.c whose solution WAS correct ai1
when his ver-to- be- forgotten proposition, My
irst il uy Last, INT Middle is my bota+ my Whole
is my Neither was cuuncateu, she was the only
subscriber to the Oshkosh GrasshoRper taat found
out the answer. Their curiosity thug excited,
they, through tie ed,tuf Of the huron fog VdSh-
which ended few days a4o in their mArliage
They apent their honeymoon at JACKSON. Mieh.,
Trying 10 sce how many words they could spel. oat
of 'tonyregatonaiisL It is, plas too rarely tue
case that hcurts perfectly attuned to each other
are allowed bJ fate 10 beat in unlsou-
A FRIEND OF COLv1N'S.
The following letter was yesterday received BY
Mr. Page the author OF the Colvin cartoou. recent
IL on exhibition Ut Tue TRIBUNE olice:
CHICAGO March :z5.-Nr Tic.or Itsge We hereby
warn SUu aRalns. | efng exhibition IN the Tribune
hui dlng Or cay oher e eny sas;ataEe Of Mr Eolxa
4 FEw OF AECoLs1ss FRIENDS.
u. 3. We Know who you he.
Mr.. Page has sharpencd his pencils, and Is walt
ing for The friends Of CDlvin."
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
.Sbe7man House-The tIol. l. Woicott. Nolcotr Ind
Cleveland; Chrsty Davis, Saa francisco: the uon y.
7f>snoni Hous:-jndsc Il. G. Dioa. ScE York; I. ).
SssfS RI :s{s d;9;
less'i:na cau.i; 'u Col! Shield, Gts nnat!;
De,roi: Dr. FTei.ri h HnIle German c.n;u!; !. {.
Mcrcnny, M,!wa;k e; Co! j. G.. t.:dart' Dssf2lt-;-
Wni;ins Eoch sler: John r. Slater aad l. ;ls:ksr9ns.
Norwich. Conn; j. Il. Weaver, Nc~ yhk; A. c: Kill
lam. wind e5: ont: G. ~ I ,stls = inana .l. 4; e.
hais5e'ts. Ind d. .seS HoHstSc. +. iicG s1r!se.
field ". a. culi9eo- 81 laul; GhaTlea Jo:rs,a,
dese sa'H floa III III 81. f1'rs9ss T;ltoa Sysk'yn;
C. Parsons, G!evcllad: Gen. F. A. Tho.n1 Esn .son,
". T.; the Hun Juhn Cos'!.as lar.iord: j. y Will
e. Alie1. A1any; Dr. l.. Lusconb. Saa Francisco; S.
ii. Clark. teorn-
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