The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1877-10-04

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Prrol a.unt, your ,cqu,r1 [ituc., !
K ~ hoS veg hem g ecefu
= 41(l7nE u cng iike Mliec il anafS,
when they are many, make great waste.
The economical baby puts its toes in its
mouth tn order to make both ends meet
Men Orleans Picayune,x
MEN with big feet pre- generally ldneat
When they attempt crOOkctlncss 1t is not
easy 10 cQYsH their tEacks,
BRIGHAM YOUNG's widow says if she
ever marries again, It will not lie so frac-
tAnallYAs b8ogG-Ho1AEye
eospac9pA : \: "a Texaes.a are
and the other is plenty Of horn.
Srors on. &he gun nay Interest scientific
men, but there Is nothing like spots ON a
circus horse for popular amusement.
HnR saving clsuse in the charter of
savings bank gives TING to borrow from
ono depositor enough to pay the demands
OF another Nrt -aasr e4aH7. 49,
WHEN the Russians fortify and take
strong positions on = road, the Turks have
disgusting habit Of slipping round by
another route.
S0xE men solennly say, "Givc us this
day our daily bread, y and then loaf all
day on the fence, wondering. why prayer
Is not answered. .s,eI .+a.es5a;fl
WHEN a Mexican raider in Texas meets
Q traveller with better mount than his
own he has disgusting way of swapping
horses ut the point of pistol.
NONE are too wise to be mistaken, but
few are 80 wisely just as to acknowledge
and correct their mistakes and especially
the mistakes Of prejudice. -Barroc.
HR who betrays another's secret be-
cause he has quarreled with him, was
never worthy of the sacred name of friend;
breach of kindness will not justify q
breach of trust. uGf
A LITERARY gentleman, for whom we
have a high and affectionatc respect, asks
us to say that a cold, solid tomato needs
NO acid but its own. The same may be
likewise said of an old maid.-Glvbc.D en,-
ocrat.
land isn't there an old gardener some.
where about here too, Mrs. Maloney-Pat
Reilly think his name is ~ Know him
is it, me leddy-and isn't he a relation of
mine! Shure he wOnst wanted to marry
me sister Kate
Those big trees in California are some.
times utilized. At camp-meeting re.
Gently the hollow of one Of them was ex-
tempOrized into q three story "cOttage."
The cavity in the tree is thirteen feet in
diameter, affording ample room for
lodging house. 49, r.s,. s.sf.4
RECEIPT for making Russian name:
Take three alphabets and shake them up
In hat, then throw ON table. Pick out
those that fall right;side up, stick them in
line, then add either the "itch" or
ko1f," and you have a genuine, fun.
dedged Russian Generals name.
DO Y0U play the piano - he asked
her. +" play that l play sometimes"
she answered, but when play am not
playing, then l play better than play
when playing playing. When play play
it is sorry playing, and sorry playing is .
contradiction. sol do not play at ALL"
SAys the New York Tribune: !" An old
family tabby in Minnesota has adopted a
brood of chickens which was left mother
less" A Rome cat last week has adopted
six chickens which had not been left
motherless, and adopted all the tail feath-
ers from the old hen, but the last got
away by hyi ing into q plum-tree. These
instances of animal sagacity are very
tOuching.-Rme Sentinel. ia,
MAX ADELER says: eve observe in
the paper an item to the effect that q
mother in Maryland bit off her childs toe
in her sleep. We have so often rcmon-
'strated with mothers against the practice
of sleeping with their children's toes in
their mouths, that we have little sympa-
thy for this woman. Sooner Or later the
catastrophe is sure to come"
A STRArEGICAL PosER-General: ''You
are right, madame. In these days it is
desirable geven fer the ladies to know
something of strategical movements, and
! am sure / shall he most happy to en-.
tighten you on any point" Lady: "Tell
me, then, General, whcn batl becomes
imminent, which begins-friend or foe -
General collapses).-Fxnny Folks.
NEVER, no, never marry for money!"
gravely remarked the pastor to the youth.
Pa, called out youngster Just then
from behind the study door, "what do
you marry for if faint for mOney-$2
anyway, and maybe more if the fcller's
rich ?" The minist got around answer
ing the question by leading the boy out by
the scalp4lock. -Chscago Eoeasng Journal.
1T is thought that b. YOung, ought to
have recovered from his cholera morkus,
but when it came to fighting with twenty
seven women, each one with different
kind of mustard plaster for her dear hus.
band, and new kind of herb tea, it was
too much for him. Every woman laid her
plaster where there was room, and the
prophet went down to his grave like
sandwich. Burlington HaDk-Eye. ID.
mo ONE will deny remarks the
ye,cish Messenger, "tllat it is agreeable to
marry lady with a dOwry. But for
man To make public his determination not
to marry any lady who DOES not bring with
her ten, twenty or fifty thousand dollars,
with the additional qualification of having
no sisters or poor relations to darkcn the
wedding feast, and to say this meaningly
and not in a spirit of banter, is to stamp
that man cOnsummatc fool"
JIM Brown, . worthy German, died in
Franklin recently, and his next friend,
also worthy German, was appointed adj
ministrstor. SO he called 1t . printing
Office the other day to have posters printed
announcing that the goods of the late
Blown would be sold at public auction.
II want you write up dose bills in some
kind of sthyle," said the administrator.
II want Something's dat will addract der
puplic eye, und pring der peoples from
der koundry." The printer asked for .
suggestion or two. "Mrs. Brown and
minesclf hat dlalked It ovcr, 4 continued
the business man; = aud we want you to
head dose bills Something's this way"-and
he marked ON the wall with his cane to
show that he wanted big letters: Hoor-
raw! lloOr. raw! Jim Brown is Lcadv' y
Giant Trees In California.