The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1877-03-24
Good Things

FarraGut was dashed to the mast.
|nh Il shoe peg Is mas! he'd to the last.
Singular coincidence.
There is a man in Tennessee with
such biz feet that, if he gets them wet
II December, he doesn't have Il cold
n his head until February.
\ blue glass sroif"r compares the
''"aSanton theory thuSly: Positive
blue, comparative blown, supcrlative
'bc hlOwcl.'
,uTEu.M "'"''n., w., Mas " "s"i'S-
con like a newspaper 'non ?" Answer:
''Becanse he couldn't tell Il lie"
North Carolina has newspaper
called Fee Dee Bee. The editor is
probably rather Scr-Dre. G'mphi".
And is rcrtainlyNce Dee .NoryistowN
Heru|d. oh, you BE D..
Many boy has lest grip on his
fathers affections Ivy being able to
beat the old gentleman at a friendly
game of cards.
''In the Spring the hnman fancy
lightly turns to lamb end peas" And
in the Spring the bummcl's fancy
strongly turns to beer and cheese.
\ fashionable Young man in fiji
of economy and true hencvolrnce, had
one of his high linen coll hrs converted
into three shirts, which he donated to
the poor.
The Cincinnati Commercial says
"Why is it that editors never commit
suicide ?" The Burlington H0,oktyl
has investigated this subject little
and thinks it is because the druggists
won't sell strychine on long time.
Bryant, the poet, is 81; Longfellow;
the poet. is ~; Whittier, the poet, is
60. Poets live longer than editors.
Let's all 60 into the poetry business
and make glad the heart of the waste
paper dealer.
An exasperated politician, who had
been called upon to define his position
once more than patience colld endure.
, exclaimed: "Drtine my position!
4 Never! If define it, the next thing
. I'll be called upon to do will be to
: spell it."
. After looking at the picture of a
II sponting whale for long time. a lit:
= tie boy seemed to become more and
e more puzzled. At last he turned t0
" his uncle, and pointing to the picture
d said: ooh. my! doesn't he sneeze
r. good long way off?'
" Two ragged littlc urchins were
!. standing in tie gutter looking at q
al lady who had just fallen down on the
pavement. at isn't 50 much that !
like oranges" observed one OF them,
l. "hut what Il lot Of people you can
H. bring down with the peel"
- An exchange says: "What is the
w danger of the hour ~ There are sew
~ cral. The one newspaper men have
-, most to fear is the danger of getting
" "stnck' with one of those blamed
Via counterfeit dollar notes now III cltcu
al lation
e. The Fiji cannibals that Barn""!
TIC used to exhibit were ont OF employ
Oh I. mrnt last winter, save few days
III shoyr|inc snow, and one of them feel
en- inc|y remarked the other day, ,"Divil
IL" such hard tonnes have | seen since
nus left the ould country more than slven'
;n teen years ago.
mr. When an unsophisticated Reno girl
Of cets her pompadour panier on before
full n the excitement and nervousness
i"e attendant on her wedding trip, he
ad- general resemblance to a Central ia
Nv, cifc snow plough is what makes pe'o
OF pie stop and stare at her i'll speech
'rv' less amazemcnt.
IAN
vel \ number of orr exchanges llav
ne. started a department Of "or'gina
eel, humor;" and when the foreman, il
ous making up the paper, erroneo"s'
< of places the comic paragraphs III ID
eut scientific column, and the scient'i'
)er- items under the head of humorous,th
ing. render never discovers the mistake.
r,t 10 The settled expression of determi'
Wv, ot;on that mantles the face OF ma
'' ;~ who is lust startlngout to Lave too!
,aelf pullel is only c4ualled by the SUI
nne dued looks that crccps over !''s Tea
h;cl, ures "a he pauses with his hand
nlo1 the knob on tho dental room doc
,eH1v turns quietly around, and tiptoes pa!
' MY through the hallway, out doors aga'
"'' There is something refreshing
the absolute establishment that VI
8 O. tors to printing office sometimes "a a
d. play at the commonest things. "Wt
ny as Is that black looking thing standl
S his ~ in the corner'' is somctimef ask
,rhcr by an unsophisticated Observer, a
, the nearest typo. answers: ~ ha'
.'"s the printing Office towel. We afw'
ham, stand it up in the corner"
lend
IL are They tell Of a prominent Method
t, but brother at WcstIield, .Nass:' VINO e
ctcr his little sOn to church VIII, nun .
down day evening. aud sat IN the "a"
Il has corner" W|,en the enthusiasm
worst at it's height and the responses c.
right ing often and heartily from the 81
N hill torian lungs OF the father, the |
@ up, who had also got Thoroughly aroo
stove kept poking his parent in the !
panel whispering, "IIoller louder, fail
, aged hole, amen louder"
all the --~
III ~ ~" 10 The census which has just b