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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17
VECETINE,

VEGETIyE thoroughly eradicates every kind hamor
and restores the entire system to healthy conditsrs
The following letter from Rev q. W. MansfieAi fDre
mery pastor of the Methodist Episcopal Churs Hyde
every who reads this letter Of the wonderful curative
qualities of Vegetne thorou gh cleanser asd purifier
Of the blood:
HYDE PARK, MASS, Fea 10. 1876
Mr.. II. Il. STEVENS:
Dear Sir-About ten years ago. my health failed
through the depicting effects of dyspepsia nearly year
later attacked by typhoid fever its worst form
it settled in my back and took the form Of large deep
had surgical operations, by the best skill in the
State, but received permanent care suffered great
pain times and constantly weakened by profu
discharge also lost small pieces Of bone difere mt
times.
Matters thus about seves years. till May 1874
when a friend recommended me u go your office and
talk with You of the virtue of Eegene did So and by
your kindness passed through your mandatory, notin
By what saw and heard gained some confidence in
Vegetine.
Icommenced taking it after but felt worse from
its effects still perseyefed and felt it bene-
fitting in other respects Yet did the results
desired till had taken it faithfully for little more
than year wien the difficulty in the back cured
and for nine months have enjoyed the best of health
have in that time gained twentyfy pounds Of flesh
being heavier than ever before in my life and
er mote ahlo to perform labor than now.
During the past few weeks had scr0fuous swelling
vegetne faithfully and removed it level with
the surface in month think should have been cured
Of my main trouble if had taken larger Doses
after having become accustomed to its effects.
understand that it takes time chronic aisaas
es, and If they win patiently take Vegetne it villa in mE
judgment, cure them.
With great obligations 1 am,
G.. W. MANSFIELD
Pastor of the NJ. Z. Chunch-
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ANOTHER ONE OF GENERAL NYE.-Following
10 the last good story on the late General Nye:
On one occasion, while General Nye was DEM
ocrat, he went to Georgetown, Madison County,
to make o political speech. On nearing the APP
pointed place, he was met by procession and
wagon in which were seated number of young
girls dressed in white, and representing the
States in the Union. A banner was exhibited,
declaring trust in Higher Power, but with
small G, where it should have been . capital.
Nye saw it, and his wit flashed. DRIVER" said
he, ~ guess I'll 60 back; it's unnecessary to
make . Democratic speech where they spell God
with little gr
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

COLONEL Tom YOUNG, now Governor Young,
of Ohio, has keen appreciation of joke. Driv-
ing out Spring Grove avenue one day to his beau
ers remedy for piles,h and further along the SOL
emn expression from some missionary society,
prepare to meet your God" Tom went to the
trouble and expense of employing sign painter
to go to the place and paint o huge 'and" be-
tween the two, SO that it read, "Use Pinker's
remedS for the piles, and prepare. to meet your
God.r-Uashiaqton CdpitoI
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SheriHS Sale.
STATE OF KANSAS, Ice
DoNIPHAN CoUsIy, -

STATE OF KANSAS, }sS
DoNIPHAx CoUsJy,
L. s. Allen, Plaintiff
z. Snyder
Abraham Schock.
James K. Richie,
James Half,
T. p Johnsoa- and.
Z. Snyder adninistnaior of the
Estate Of Harriet Snyder, de-
Ella Snyder.
Anna Snyder,
Albert Snyder
Edward Snyder, and
Walter Snyder, infant children |
off. Snyder and Harriet Shy
der deceased, irrs ? ssis-f Defend uts
NOTICE is hereby given thas will o. u, 18th dsy
IN of June. A. ID. 1877. the hour Of y o O'Clock
p n, of said day. the North Of the Cos rt House
in the city of Troy in Doniphan County Of Kansas
oHer ior saie ~ puohc Auefon Tor cash. tn following
described real estate to uit t res Of land
IN the corner o. ss west half 81 the south
west quarter of section twenty-five CO. snship two
ts OF range nineteen ts east amt more fn described
as oiiows towu: begnnng a. the DorthWe st of
the south west quartes Of ssctioa fse in
township two CD Of range nineteen ti. south
one o) ros u tne eenIe % the 70 I'd running
west from Highland and the csethnaaee Main street
OF said town thence east sixty four go Is with
centre Of the road 10 set stone With A Heater
thence north ffty t0 rods tn Get stone with A
thence east sixteen DO rosto see stone
with A Heater VIM Bishops tAes ce north ffty
@ rds 10 the section Line thence wes nj h the section
ne eighty o rods to the place Of begnnsa .contaning
til acres more or less Taken the property
onyuer a. anu onered for sale 10 ts highest bid
uer ior 10 sa.si certain Jud aeaf nd costs
OF recotu IN tne pstiict Sourt fof ponpas County, in
the State Of Kansas. in which L. Allen Plaintiff and
Z Snyder ct al are Defendants.
Appraised at the sum Of 4, 00assa
Given under my hand this 9th day OF M Y A d. 1871
Ii EASn ERSLICE,
SsaBf of DOING han County.
May ~ ies'-Sw Prs fee, go.
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SAFE AND SURE.

Mr.. H X. STEVENS:
In 1872 your Vegetine recommended to me, and
yielding to the persasons of friend consented to try
it. Attic time suffering from general debility and
nervous prosIaons superinduced by Overwork and IL
regular habits Its wonderful Strengthening and
tive properties seemed to affect my debilitated system
from the first Dose ald under its persistent rapid y
recovered gaining than usual health and good feel
ing Since then have not hesitted to give yesetine my
most unqualified Endorsement being a safe, and
powerful agent in promoting health and restoring the
wasted system to life and energy vegetine is the
only medicine use and as long as live never expect
to find a better. Yours truly,
W. II. CLARK,
40 Monterey Street Allegheny Ia.
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ssssss a. ssfsss

T0 de WORKING CIass.-We are now prcpared to
farnsh all ciasses With constant employ al home
the vhoe Of the time for their spare moments Bust
silly from 50 cents to g per evening and proper
tiona By devotng their whole time to the bvsuess
this notice may send their address, and test the bust
make this unparalleled Offer To such as are not
Bile Of writing. Full partieuars samples worth several
doiiars to commence work ON, and copy Of Home sud
Preside Of the largest and beat nstrated Pubca
tisna all free BY rail Res1er IL you want perma
nent, profitable work. address, GkoRGE sfIxsOx Co.
Portland. Maine. cet19.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

"BUT pass" said q minister in the West End,
yesterday, in dismissng one theme of his subject
to take up another" "Then make it spades ~
yelled man from the gallery, who was dream
ing the happy hours away in an imaginary game
of euchre. 1t is needless to say that he went out
on the next DEAL being assisted by one of the
deacons with full hand of clubs.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

He purchased his sweetheart pair of ten but
ton kid gloves, and handed them in at the door
himself The servant girl took them, and going
to the foot of the stairs bawled out: please,
miss, 'ercs young man who has brought You q
pair o. legginsm
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

.~IaR 2. = 4 Ask the recovered dyspep-
! ]: : J: : !: :.
S2vXEXd6EN lics Bilious salEjrerH victima
81 Fever and Asus. the ner.
curial diseased patient, how
WV they recovered health, cheer
<N7 - full spirits and good appetite.
~ they will tell you By taking
lza44sl19l s'''''s l"s+ '''s'.'''
1ss css7ss. fzss nd Best I:.ly xss:-ss - wl4!
For DYSPEPSIA. CONSTIPATION Jaundice. Bilious
SOUR STOMACH, Heart Burn. &c. &c., 70 at
This unrivalled Southern Kennedy warranted not to
mineral substance. but is
PURELY VEGETABLE,
containing those Southern Roots and Herbs which
Providence has placed in countries here Liver
Diseases most prevail Il WIN al Diseases caused By
THE SYMPTOMS of Liver Complaint are bitter or
bad taste In the mouth Pain in the Back Sides
often mistaken for Rheumatism Soar stomach; Loss OF
Appetite Bowels alternately cosive and lax Headache
Loss Of with painful sensation Of having failed
Low Spirits thick yellow appearance of the Skin and
eyes, q dry Cough often mistaken for CONSUMPTION:
sometimes many Of these symptoms attend the disease
at others very few but the LIVER the largest organ in
Regplstsd IL tins ora ~. sea, r :, e r,csdnes. md
DEATH will ensue.
can recommend efcacous remedy for disease of
ths Liver Heartburn and pysgepsia SMM9Ns LIVER
1895 Moster Street,
We have tested its virtues personally and know that
for Dyspepsia Bilousness and Throbbing Headache. i
is the best medicine the world We have tried
forty other remedies before Simmons Liver Regulator
but none OF them gave than temporary relief
but the Regulator not only relieved but cured usEd
Telegraph and Messenger, Haeon, Ga.
Manufactured only by
J.H. zEILIN q CO.,
MACON, GA. AND PHILADELPHIA.
1t contains four medical elements never united in the
happy proportion in any other preparation viz
gentle Catharfc, wonderful Tonic xceptionabe
Alternative, and certain Corrective Of all impurities Of
the body Snch signal has attended its that
it is now regarded as the
EFFECTE4L SPECIFIC
For all diseases Of the Liver Stomach and Spleen.
Ar Remedy in
MALARIOUS FETERS BOWEL COMPLAINTS DIS
PEPSIA, MENTAL DEPRESSION. RESTLESS
NESS, J4UNDICE, NAUSEA, SICK HEAD
ACHE, collie CONSTlPATIOy aud
BILIOCSNESS
s!ire IT HAS NO EQUAL.
CAtTIOY.
As there number of limitations offered the pub
lie. would canton the community to buy Powders
or Prepared SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR, unless
signature unbroken None other Is genuine.
J. H. ZEILIN CO.,
t--H> Macon Ga, and Philadelphia.
has saved many Doctors bills it for every
thing it is recommended for and knew it to fail
have used il in Collie and Grubbs with my mules and
horses giving them about half bottle ut time. have
not lost that to- You recommend it to
every that has Stock being the best medicine
known for all complaints that horse-fesh Is heir
Z. I. TAYLOR,
23noy.-1y. Agent for Changers of Gee-..
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

ACCEPTS THE SITUATIoN.-At Columbia, s. c.,
few days since, "old WASH" Ex-Governor
Chamberlanis coachman, was accosted by one of
his old friends as follows: 81 say, Wash, whar is
de GubEerp "Well, sar, de Gabner don't stay
rid me now; he is circumlocated in de country,
sar, an is de spectacle coachman OBJ Mr.. Cham
berlun, de ex-Gubner OBJ dis State. We has ad-
turned from dat situation, sar, and no longer
Graves de empty honors.D
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

THE pioneer bumblebee of 1877 crept out of his
hole in the ground yesterday, and after looking
around for an hour or two for buy to sting,
found him, stung him, and went back to clean
hcuse-Hdwkese
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

A SUBSCRIPTION paper was lately circulated
with tho following object in view: ave sub
scribe and pay this amount set against our names
for the purpose of paying the organist and boy
to blow the same"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

A VILLAGE congregation in Vermont was dis.
turbed the other Sunday during the momentsry
stiffness following the opening prayer, by voice
from the adjoining dwelling exclaiming, "Mary,
where's tho nailsi' Soon the answer came, ain
the coffee pot, you fool"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17
Ght fll,l If the Thiug..
FHE FOURTH OF MARCH.

afe they who expect nothing. for they shall not
be disappointed"
saw him-ke had come
From his far distant home,
In the West;
A jingling purse he showed.
And in the latest mode @
He was dressed
His face was all a smile.
And he talked, all the while,
In selfpraise;
From early hour to late,
He'd worked TO make his State
Sure for Hayes.
He'd always felt the ties
Ofparty-let it rise,
Let II fall;
Twas not for the reward
That he had worked 20 hard,
Not at all
But Office he could bear,
As the bravest soldierd wear
Epaulettes,
Which fix his rank, you know
land to the public showl
What he gets.
Isaw him. after that
He had q kinky hat
On his head;
His shoes were worn away,
And his packets seemed to say,
Nary Red.
And loudly he declared.
That for party men he cared
Not a jot;
He scorned their dirty tricks;
And as for politics,
Twas plot
Folks saw the sudden change
And thought 1t wondrous strange,
At the hest.
Our friend did not explain,
But took an early train
For the West
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

"Do you think your father is going to move
out soonp inquired the owner of rented house
of the son of his tenant. "Reckon So" was the
reply; "we've begun using the window frames
for fire wood already"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

TAE Phoebe Record says that a rich man in that
place died in 1861, and there was pompous fu-
neral. The following is added by way of moral
lesson: "In 1871 We visited the grave and saw
four bob-tsled pigs roofing at the sods of the
grassy mound that covered all that was left of
old pomposty. And that was the end-a neglec-
ed grave, with four stubtailed porkers roofing up
the subaOil ~
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

PHILADELPHIA Press: They had been engaged
. long time, and one evening were reading the
paper together. "Look, lover he exclaimed,
"only fifteen dollars for suit of clothesw lis
it wedding suit 7" she asked, looking naively ut
her lover. "Oh! no." he replied. "lt's bust
ness suit" swell, 1 meant business" she an
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

WHEN man can't find anything about the
house, he should always look in his collar box.
That is where wife is sure to put everything,
from last winters fnrs to the stove-lifter.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

Now other clocks are to he regulated by the
Western Union, and when married man intends
to be out at the lodge till 3 o'clock in the MORN
ing, all he will have to do will be to leave word
at the Telegraph office in the evening to sent off
the supply at twelve, and hold it SO until sig
nal You to turn it on."-Pittsbarq Dispatch.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

GENTLEMEN who can't tell a polonaise from an
apron front, will bear in mind the prevailing dis
tinction between hat and q bonnet. One is
worn over the ear, and the other on the nape of
thu nAck
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

THIRTEEN Cincinnati undertakes drove to the
depot to meet q corpse. They found it. 1t was
the sad remains of April Fool-Detroa Free Press.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

DURING the review of the Sunday School lie g.
son last Sunday, the question was asked, "What
became of Elijah 2" aud the entire congregation
were electrified by small shrill voice that pped
ont with extreme JUNCTION, "He went to Heaven
like house afre, you bet" All bets were de-
clarod off, and the congregation sung a hymh.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

BURLINGTON Ha9keye: "You look bored, }" said
Mrs. Magofin to her domestic husband, as he
stamped into the house and flung himself nearly
into q chair "And 50 am" he replied "bulle-
tin board" (''Terrifc applause, and cries of
smora,r
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

"WIPE off your chin" may not be very elegant,
but it is the latest, and, usual, the Dutchman
in endeavoring to pass it around, blundered, and
told . friend that ''there was something on his
chipr
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VECETlNE,

thousands will bear testimony land do it Voluntarily
that Vegetne is the best medical compound yet placed
before e public for renovatng and purifying the blood.
eradicang all humors impurities poisonous secretions
from the system nvigorating Strengthening the sys-
TEN debitated by disease in fact it is many have
called it. The Great Health Resturer"
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A000 Can't be made by every agent every month IN
VUNnH the business furnish. bot those Wiling 70
ASS6 work can easily . dOsen dollars day night
VOVO in their own localities Have no room 10 ex-
plain here. Business pleaant and honorable women,
and boys and girls, do well men. We VIII furnish
you complete Outfit free The business pays better than
anything else We win hear expense Of starting you
Particulars free Write and Farmers and mecsan
ics their and daughters and al classes In need Of
paying work at home shonh write to Ms, and Learn all
about Che work At Nov IL the time Don delay
Address True Co., Augusta, Maine lsoct-
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DR. BUTTS DISPENSARY.

~ARA A NoxTH-Agsats wasted svery.
VVhu nwhers. Bssiness honorable And Az
.nkSUu Xelasa fariiealars sent frss. Adde'S
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Mr.. H. X. STEVENS:
Dear Sir-I have been sick two years with the liver
complaint and during that time have taken great many
different medicines, but of them did any good
restless nights and had appetite Since taking
the Vegetne rest well, and relish my food. Can
mend the Vegetine for what it bas done for me.
Yours respectfully.
zFs,. - f-r~l Mrs. ALBERT KICKER.
Witness Of the above d st-'-t III
Mr.. Geo, N. Vaughan, Medford, Mass
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BULLS
SARSAPARILLA

Rsad the Jollocng extract Of letter from Mrs. Rivers
,cs Of Rer DR.. Rirers one Of the learned eloquent
and popular Anisers Of the Methods, Episcopal Church,
and ,rho at present stationed broadway Church. Louis-
rilL, KY
LOUISVILLE, KY, Oct !, 1863
Dr. John Buu-Dear Sir: Many thanks to you for the
medicine you have 10 kindly given me- have been
great sufferer for years. and had the advice of various
physicians. Some pronounced my spine my lungs,
and my heart to be the seat Of my disease have
been burnt blistered and cupped until had become dis
heartened Several very eminent physicians who exam
ined my spine informed that threatened with
paralysis apope1y any day. and that nothing but
seton would relieve had perfect horror of that
kindly sent me your Ssrsapara, which Immediately
begun to take three times day. had suffered terribly
with most acute pain IN the right side of my head,
pecally when would rad write for any length of
time, and rising to my feet would be perfectly blind
for several minutes and would have hold something
tSprevent falling.
am most happy to inform you that the pain in my
spine, and then not seutey. My appetite is good
indeed for the first tns in my Life enjoy my dinner
more than any neal airing the day.
You kindly four bottles again Last night and
began again this morning. and hope to be entirely
leved. Pl0ass accept my heartfelt thanks and best
wishes.
vezJ Hru5s yosr most grateful friend
NJ b. C. RIVERS
BY journal ab0unds with similar letters all of which
guarantee to be genuine and written by the persons
whose names thoy bear.
Do not suffer yourself to be imposed Don't be
drawn away after and doubtful experiments. Don't
risk your health by letting experiment upon you
with their trash.
Ny Sarsaparla has stood the twenty years.
il is still the Sarsapaa of the day and Of the age tow
erng all others in popularity and in its curative
qualities.
Avoid all those who trying to palm of you other
extracts Of Sarsaparilla socaled Remember 1t is Dr.
job Bulls sarsaparla, Of Louisville Ky, that is the
old and reliable remedy for impurities Of the blood and
scrofulous affections. Always bear that in mind.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-05-17

The proproorof this celebrated medicine justly claims
for it snpe riory all remedies offered to the
public for the safe certain speedy and permanent of
Asue and Fever Chils and Fever whether OF short
ofong sanding. He refers to the entire Western and
Southern country to bear him testimony to the truth of
the assertion that in whatever will i to
If the directions strictly followed and carried out In
gre many eases single dose has been sufficient for
cure and ~se families have been cured by single bot
tie with perfect restoration OF the general health 1t
is however prudent and in every certain
If it's ID continued in smaller doses week
two er the disease has been checked more especially
in difficult and long standing Usually this medi
cine viii mot require any aid to keep the bowels in good
order Should the patient however, require catbartc
medicine after having taken three four doses Of the
Tonic, single dose Of BsEs Vegetable Family Is will
be sufficient
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Prepared by h. R. STEVENS, Boston, Mass
Vegetine is Sold by All Drzesists.
April Is.-1m

DIR. F. C. HOFEAEIER,
H O m eOpathic Physician,
(Graduate Of the Unirersty Of Massend Class Of 1857
OFFICE under Boder Brotkess, Bank, where he can
" be found day and night unless professionally
gagged 22apr15.
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Read the oo'ci"g extract Of letter from Mrs. Rivers
s Of Rec. Dr. Rirers Of the learned, eloquent
and popular Ninisters Of the Methods. Episcopal Churen
and ho is at present stationed at broadway Church. LOus
riue Ky..
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VEGETINE.
She RESTS WELL.
SCUM PoI.Ayp. MR.. Oct.

VEGETINE has never failed to effect cure. giving
and strength to the system deb litated by disease
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Give the tramps no quarter Neao
York HeraH. We don't. We seldom
give them over five cents,--NorriSto'o Her.
aid.
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wasn't much over her knees, if she'd wad-
ed out, but she had her new boots on, and
her Sunday go. to-meeting blue merino, and
she couldn't make up her mind to do it,
She was safe, but she was cold, and oh
boys, wasn't she cross
"Im going back to ma," sobbed she,
across the mud. "If you'd cared for me,
you could not have lost me off"
"Oh, Martha ~ said l. but she wouldn't
look at me.
went into the mud and brought her
| out, and then went for the wagon and got
out poor Grandmother Smiths feather bed,
and then we went home.
1t wasn't pleasant ending to the we'd
ding, can tell you but after Martha had
cried an hour or two she began to get
over it, and at last she told me how it hap
pened, MS far as she knew.
She fell so sound asleep that she dreamt
she was at home, and the old lady calling
her to get up and get breakf fast, and said
she to herself in her sleep, cts very cold
this morning." and turned over to feel for
the blankets that started the bed, and off
1T slid, and there it lay in the mud, and
there she lay on top of it; and when she
walked up she could not remember where
she was, but thought the roof had blown
off the old house, or she'd been carried off
by the old boy, until I'd driven too far
away to hear her.
After that she owned up it was some her
fault. and we made up, didn't we, Martha
and stayed 50 but that was my wedding
tour. Twasn't as fine as Marthas niece's,
was it 2"