The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-11-06
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Whittier Is poor
Bryant studies Cowpcr and economy.
Ex-senator Logan's hair was born black.
The Thanksgiving turkey says .'Givo US q roost."
NcCrary Is tho most sensible looking man In tho
Cabinet
The Whitehall Rerep says that thick tissues will DO
fashionable
Fresh tomatoes and fresh somcats have disappeared
for The season.
stcnway Hall, London, Will be opened the middle
of this month.
Reverdy johnson ranked Morton with Webster.
Clay and Calhoun.
Harvard Law School
Goldsmith Maid and Schuyler Colfax will no longer
appear upon the TURF
Emerson Is physically cadaverous and his style OF
writing Is not very fat.
Gladstone Is q piousy timid man who has spasms Of
conscientious and indiscrcet goaheadtvsncss.
The shawl ridden by JeG Davis during tho late war
OF tho rebellion died and Is to nave q monument
Pinwhools will not be until tho next Fourth OF
July, but political orators In New Jersey are being hit
with 'ndrm eggs
A note comes from Chicago saying that Julia Rive,
who s now Mrs King has boon invited travel with
the English opera troupe and that she has declined.
Tho Courier Journal IL nothing II not nothing II
says that tho wclshman OF the United States to
England is sugar relner whose sands OF life have
neariy run out,
Tho man who has great OF his own !mpor.
tance keeps HIS arms close to himself the man who
has grand Idea OF the importance Of his position
sw logs hts arms In a roundish manner far from him.
At Denver, Col, there Is such q thing as umum
socabic, to which ton admission Is charged.
II speaks he fined fifteen cents has the prvi-
lego OF speaking, and receives ticket for refresh
ments.
London I'unct.-"Botanic,l old gent lin tho Brich.
ton Gardcns) Can you Tell mo, my good man. II this
plant belongs to tho "arOutus' famiiyr Gardener
tcurily)-sNo, SIR u doan'I IL biongs 10 tho Cor
pora,ionY"
London Fun :-NShe-How lovely Ia the calm still.
ness OF evening TO listen tho nightingaie's note,
Hc-.Ye'th. he's doocd fine fellow Is the uhyhtiu-
gale; but tbay tbright idca) he must DO q beathiy
poo,hancc to all tho other little birdth that want TO
go TO thlecp.'"
President Hayes, the great American humorist. In
hts speech, said :-'I-(Iaughtcr)-bcg Icave-(fIcar
hoar!D-to toll a lttic-(applausc,-story. There was
a man-troars Of laughter and thrco cheers for tho
President OF tho United Statcs-who once SAID Hear
hearl' and tumuItuous applausc)-that he was not a
gandcr because he was goose (.Hi, w. yL vi hip!,
Uproars " applause, during which tho President OF
tho United States leaned HIS left chin on his RICH.
collar and smiled beautifully As wus-tuproars of
applause, drowned by tho band)-say ing-thore the
uproars OF laughter were tumultuous and tho Presi-
dent said)-I introduce to you tsHear. hoar, hear,
hearty"
Eyes have they, but they SEQ nol-potatoes. Ears
have they, but they hear not-corn stalks-Detyon
Fsee Press Arms havc they, but thoy hug not
windmills. -fonkcys Gazette Tongues have they, but
they talk not--wagons Fou0hkeepsie Press. Legs
bavo thoy, but they walk nst-lablcs.-Iou1hkceps
News. Heads have they, but they think not--cab.
basos.-Hufson Regster. Hands have tboy, but they
toll NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Post. Noses have they,
but thoy smell not-pitchcra -NcW Fork Erprexs
Lips have they, but they kiss not-tulips Phadel-
phid Bulletin Teeth have they, but they chow no.
bucksawa-Detyou Free Press. Wings have they, but
they ny not-houses Feet have they, but they walk
not-verscs -Bostoa Globe Panes have they, but
they grumblc not-wndowR --LoUeu Courier Joints
have they. bus they bond not-gra,n stalks Hearts
have they. but they love not-trccs. Diaphragms
have they, but they not-shell1sh Pulse have
they, but IL throbs not-gardcns.-Bos Advertiser.
Mouths they have. but they speak not-ryers Knees
they have, but they kncci not-shps. SOULS they
hnvo but thoy think not--boats. Boards have they,
but no hair-oystcra -Boston Bulletin Shows havo
they but they sin not newspaper mon. Reads have
they but thoy 90 not head nrst-iobsteTs.- YoRK
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