The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-04-12

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a.kea the msaical professor we get
aah usually got l8iose acid yavn.
she as3eat Have yoa been tsk.ng
sams' acted The professor
Tbc coshlry singiag.scboois are
closing ap sbeir aaAifs. aad the Young
mAa who basn't settled he question
viii Der viii have 10 hold over until
another aihter
Napoleon the First was perfectly
satisfied II he bad raw onions add erasts
20 eat. bn, q second lieulenAn; 10 the
ueiled States army 10 these days
wants iosr linds d soup aud perpetual
peace
a Michigan farmer abused his
mother ln.law, aud thou asked beg 10
loser bin down the we'll q recover the
l.st dipper. Ihe coroner decided the
rope broke. though others ihogght it
had beeg cat
Do yoa ever have any hops ia
Maine asked New York belle, who
was dressing for a ball. q a country
cousin IRON the Pine State. Oh, yes,
loiei pa has forty acres Of en- in one
ael4-
Have you tried the blue glass
remedy yet asked Smith Of Jones.
No, said Jones that is, only indirectly
My Iniikman, judging from the beauti.
fal color Of bis milk is trying it on his
COWS. and "a indirectly on me.
Pretty girls, according to Mr.
Moody should not permit themselves
10 be kissed at church fairs for 20 cents
aud we think ourselves that in these
hard tines the price is too high
The Cincinnati Commercial says
Why is II that editors never commit
suicide2 The Burlington Eawk.Rye
has Investigated this subject little,
aud thinks it is Be, ause the druggists
Won't sell slrychuine on long time.
stanton olthe Norwich Bulletin has
got around again. aud says; Spring il
composed Of bilIiousaess, hand organs
four Zee, Of mud, blue pills aud uure
Quilted love.
The only quotation which seems
to Dc thoroughly understood by /
straw cutter is that which says. al
flesh is grass This leads the cutter
into frequent errors, and makes il al
unpleasant companion FOR small cbil
dten,
A rural youth came into Norris
town, recently, to have bis photograph
taken. As be entered the gallery b,
appeared all ola sudden to remember
something that he bad forgotten, and
daFIing ont again be spent an hour 10 4
frultless search fDr bootblack, and
returned home without photograph
He said be was not going to have hil
picture taken 10 them dirty boots.
Said fond mother, at the table Of
fashionable Chicago hotel. the othe
day Do you know. my little son, tina
The word menu is French for bill o
fare : oh. yes, mamma, was the assur
log reply, menu il Tie mother faintet
right there. She was afraid her DO,
would grow up to be paragraph
editor
They have invented an artifcia
Fuhber auglc-worm out in ST Louis
and cruel people probably adop. il {,
cheat Gsb With, The genuine worn
was about 81 the ION there was ia tsh
lag, 70 Jar AZ tbs fsh acre interested
and nuw they are u lie cheated out o
that.
"A Kansas farmer purchased re
yolver iur bis wife. aud insisted Of
target practice. 70 that she could de
iend Der house ia case OF bis absence
AFTER the bullet had been dug out 0
his leg and the COW buried, be said b
guessed that she'd better shoot with al
axe.
Tho Darlington superintendent 0
schools says 10 his report, Do what "
may. children win be born iuto ID
world ignorant. This is uadoubtedl,
true. and The superintendent oaght 1
Do something about H.
a dealer adycrlises A large stoc
AZ bankrupt pianos and organ Now
who woaid wish TO purchase musiea
Instruments whose notes were not goo
IAN imaginative Irishman has ia
proved upoa ossiAu returned, say
he. 10 the balls Of my father by nigh
and | found them in rains erie
aloud My fathers. where are they