The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-09-25
NEWS AND NOTES.


Who said the house fly had gone
to Europe?
Now . baby show would be per-
fectly yelligent.
The MormOns would like to Utah
lie Brighamis property.
The Boston Bell has lscn started.
Ia it the organ Of any ring?
Our British friends should net le
discouraged at that ,-rifling defeat.
1t il the last "camels-hair that
generally breaks the husbands hack.
There are five fishing days in this
month. Move mean there are five
Sundays.
The Servians have gone To the
front. Now keep watch and see them
dress up to the rear.
The wOodchuck will now please
come out of his hole and make. a few
remarks about hard winter.
Mars carries three revolver. Any
one might have known that that the
god Of war would not 90 unarmed.
When Brigham Young wanted
to talk lovingly to his wife he always
begun by calling her sweet sixteen.
The latest style of collar is called
the "statueite." 1t forces the wearer
into a statuesque position.
-Ex-Treasurer Spinner has been
studying snakes in Florida, with a
view Of improving his handwriiing.
The Vicksburg Democrats have
nominated Gen. Fnrlong for Mayor.
He has been expecting it fur-long
time.
Isabella, Yes, flesh color is a dis
tinctive hue. except in infants,
where there: Is hue and cry: then
it is yellow!
Charles Reade, they say. is killing
himself eating pancakes. We should
call il clear case Of salt and hat
terry.
"A Newport gentleman named his
his racehOrse "Dead-head." The re-
suit was that all the other horses
passed him.
Hat manufacturers everywhere
say that they are doing good bust
ness. The results. will, we trust, be
generally felt.
"A Mrs. Howe Ordible was among
the exhibitors at a recent Western
baby show. She must be u rather loud
person.
leave your razOrs ut home. for
fear you may fall on diem" Is the
warning at the end cf a Tennessee pic
mic hand-bill.
The frost that paints the green
leaf in fame and gold makes tour
fifths Of the mud which diSGgures
freshly mopped floors.
The Louisville Exposition is to
wind up with dog show. -Ex. That's
sensible. Always keep the hest till
the last.
-Curley. the Pennsylvania MUIR
derer, did not say he believed he vas
going right to heaven, and some folks
think he was insane.
"Funny Man We Meet" is new
play.-Ex. M, sir. the Funny
Men" won't meet this year. It's q
mistake.
There isn't a vegetable that can
ketchup with the tomato. FIX. Yes,
and what a sauce Of satisfaction that
must he IL it.
An Ohio negro who said he was
too III AMI weak to hold a mans horse.
was that same night arrested while
carrying Oft eighty-six pounds Of hams.
What is the difference between
an old tramp and a feather bed ?
There j. a material difference. One
is hard up AMI the other sol, down.
A correspondent rra,l;ng iha,
the Italian Government ia ai'ou; tn
tortify Rome, asks in what way this
Is To he done. WIZ. the Appian
Way. We suppose.
The words Of the new Russian war
song are declared to I've very inspirii-
ing. and the music, like all Russian
popular melodies. is said to bc gypsy
liEe'-xi,atever that may moan.
Count An.lrassy. the Austrian
Premier. when asked by IL dii,ionia,;>t
Of the old scha,l what his policy was.
said that he could sum il up IN Two
words. the English If which, is-''no
nonsense"
--ViScount Frankfort de Mont
morency. an Irish nobleman now in his
seventy fifth year. it is said. his been
sent to lunatic asylum by his friends
to keep him from marrying lady with
whom he was concerned IN divorce
suit some years ago.
AT this dull season Il ;rs year
the Continental papers are re'iaced
10 sad straits. An Italian paper &C.
cupies a half a column in telling the
attendant upon the pre-
To Signor Lauro Resi-. by
Signor Foxlnle. Of the laiters photo
graph.
-Gilles de Hetz. or Laval. was the
nriOinsl Rlueheard of Permit He r..