The New York herald., 1877-02-12
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Mr.. Edwin Booth is at tho Everett
Zero Black isn't half SO sad as jeremiah.
Coukling carries his dressing case into his politics.
Evarts' style Is as involved Virginia rail fcnce.
Sir Charles L. Young, Of England, Is at the ST. James
Pump handles thawing out, but milk has not
come down.
Garfield talks like freight train going q weak
trcsslo work.
Wat,erson writes like Charles Lamb and talks like
Cheshire cheese.
II the seven democrats would only votc for Hayes
they would not be partisans.
Senator Frelinghuysen, Of New Jersey, 10 sixty
years old, aud he is Sunday school teacher.
When Justice Bradley goes fishing he gets up at
four O'Clock in the morning, to catch the early
bait.
Charles Readc, tho English novelist, is studying
phases of spiritual character related to mon Of
practice
Asks an excbange:-"whero IS Lydia Thompson? ?'
I.yd--i-ah Thompsonl Storey, of tho Chicago Times
you knew her, didn't you?
While tho vocts arc struggling into tho sunshine do
not forget keep your coal bin supplied This violet
business Is always making blue noses.
A mean Pennsy wanna fellow, who Is evidently n
partisan republican, says That tho democratic mem
ucrs Of the commission playing seven up.
William Cullen Bryant
VI iifc's few neoting years.
A single pleasure costs
The soul u thousand tears
Tho Milwaukee Sentinel Says that J. NJ Bailey has a
tr,pg knk IN his beautiful black eye II is really
not trining kink, and Is observable only those
cas,ons OF hrs occurring wncn he goes upon tho
stage Just after having held skcn Of worsted on Ills
hands Tor a girl to wind of.
Erening Telegram: Mary Oliver, tho Philadcl.
rha widow who alleges that she has been damaged
$50 900 worth by Simon Cameron, is said to DO n
granddaughter OF the la,c Commodore Stewart Hor
grandfather mover commanded tho Constitution In u
more memorable engagement
A committee OF laymcn should Immediately bc ap-
pointed for public satisfaction, 10 Investigate tho
Louisiana returns. Men well acquainted with fraud
should be named. Take for instance n man who puts
up pint of Baltimore oysters in quart can, Ho-
bokcn mkman md tho newspaper man who wants
TO borrow So more, 80 as to make II nvc."
There Is time in life when IL so subject
to tho meeting tidos Of perpexity that occasion
when as widow, engaged to be married to q second,
she goes round tho house trying 10 obtcratc oil signs
of hcr previous marital EXISTENCE IL hurts her pride,
however. when shc is compelled to burn gross OF
visiting cards on which she is recorded the wife OF
the first follow. Visiting cards should bo bought in
small quantities IN families whcrc tho man is not
healthy.
Art Is becoming daily moro imaginative and less
practical Tho Berghauscs, the Homers, the Bcckcrs
and other artists Of sentiment becoming wrapped
up In the mere glores OF their profession that they
iail to appreciate that art must sometimes b
akin to TACT We notice that on ths vale incs thu
year tho ncart whether red or pink, is pcrsed by al
| arrow. Now, Sitting Bull would say Ut once that
four-incn arrow with tcnnch head and al kclvc foo
feather on the end could havo hit aStwo-incl
| heart right IN tho bulrs.cyo.