The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1877-01-18

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Slow trains everywhere.
Smallpox is on the wing.
Getup a religious revival.
Fresh fish in market &gain.
The hog market is still brisk.
Our schools are well attended.
Stick TO your "swear of" boys.
Livery men like good sleighing.
A good way to kill time-sLE1eH
Ii.
We still take subscription money
due us.
Nothing remains for us but q re-
vival.
Sleds are trumps now among the
boys.
Delinquent sales came OF last Tues
day.
How to keep from having a cold
don't take one.
Snow balls have been used lately
instead of base balls.
We have had Is of the 80 SHOWS
predicted for this winter.
You don't hear the bull frog warb-
ling his evening hymns now.
Slickery times and the bottom of 8
good many have been tried.
Tom and Jerry fly around like blaz'
es now. They are business chaps.
We hear q good many inquiries as
to who "wAx END" is. He is posted
The churches are as quiet as death
Is nobody to be converted this win
ter?
There is . number of mail agents
and post.masters that need bull doc.
ing.
Old socks and rubbers were the on
" thing in demand last Monday
morning.
Woman first tempted man to eat
he took to drinking on his own &C
count.
There lie something very friendly
sbou. the man who tells you to cal
again with that little bill.
Clean of your sidewalks when tler'
is snow on them. and cremate then
with ashes when icy.
The snow, the snow, the beautiful
snow. But then, the slush, oh hush
oh hush. Or, rather, "dry up"
JOS. W. HAINEs was on the stree
again Saturday last, looking tolera
bly, brisk after his spell of sickness.
Blood will tell. Did you ever no
,ice how it comes up to a fellow
nose and cheeks 10 tell whathe drinks
aftoia sou So, s-whatt those whc
few weeks ago prophesied a sever
winter, can mow be heard to exclain
Bring your sale bills to the DEMO
osAr Office to be printed, and get
notice in the paper worth more tina
the bills.
A Paris writer says the ladies wi
have bonnets of seventy-two shape
10 choose from next spring. 0, Lord!
let us have a resti
II is estimated that the number {
ladies who cannot pass a looking
glass without glancing into it ayerat
es twelve to every dozen.
An editor wishes no bodily hari
to his Subscribers, but he hopes TIL
some of them in arrears will be sell
ed with remittent fever.
A man who will take and read
paper for two or three years and the
decline to pay for it, is about as mes
as a member of a returning board.
Judge HUME will hold Court ne
Saturday in Eaton, to hear motion
Attorneys and suitors take notice al
govern yourselves accordingly.
A foolish hen at South Bend, Inc
has laid an egg with the words "b.
war; nicely printed On the she'll. 81
must have been bull-dozed.
The light fund of Eaton must be
a-pIethoric condition, as we are flu
nished with this indispensable artic
from AZ O'Clock p. m. to X a. m.
The gas in the Methodist Churc
ait out" before the services Close
Sunday night last, which created son
amusement for the sinners present.
1t certainly is unnecessary that th
i: terrible dullness in trade must co
tinue.. Announce Tilden's electio
and he viii set hundreds of millic
p ahoat.
A harrassed husband thinks lift
dressmaker would trim his wifi
dresses less and the butcher wou
trim his meat more, he could meet
obligations better.
Locomotion was not only dangero
last Monday morning but almost il
possible, ths streets and sidewalks |
ing q solid glare of lee. Skaters OF
snjoysd it,
Lesp year has gone, snda you
: fellow will not feel SO many et
chills running up his spine if he hs
pens to be left alone with an scadel
girl q few minutes.
In twelve years ten theaters q
two hundred and twenty churcl
have been burned in this count
strange-stranget And still they v
build chnrchesi
We understand a proposition is