The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1877-01-11
People and Things.

SENATOR EDMUNDs is bald and stoop
ing, but only 48.
Mr.. BLAINE says he has not felt so
well for ten years.
GOLD nuggets valued at $4,000 are
being picked up in Australia.
CARL Rosa is rich, though an impress
sario. His wife left him $s50O,OOO
Mrs. SCH1IETANN is Greek, and en-
courages the doctor in his diggings.
The Rev. Edward Beecher believes
that men will yet live to be LOCO years
old.
IF there was anything in a name NO
one would patronize Wormley's Hotel at
Washington. ..
THE Journal of Chemistry says that
no one should drink whisky until it is
seven years old.
GEN. N1Krr1NE has appeared upon the
European war field. Put that in your
pipe and smoke it.
MRS. HELMBoLD has been granted
divorce from her husband, the eccentric
lunatic of buchu notoriety.
SPEAKING of the bets being of, Troy
grocer named Belts went off the other
day with another mans wife.
A KANSAS girl of 16 puts bullet into
an apple at fifteen PAGES. All the men
raise their hats as they pass her by.
Work is progressing rapidly on the
building for the Paris Exposition of
1878, and April l of that year is an
nounced as opening day.
TEE Arn2y and Novy Journal ac-
knowledges the receipt of subscrip-
tons for the widows of Clusters com
mand aggregating $11,015.
IT is confidently expected by Gen.
Crook that old s. B. will starve to death
this winter, and that no more trouble
will be had with the Indians.
LITTLE Mrs. Belknap has had new
troubles come upon her. That foot
which once wore "ones" can now
scarcely be crowded into tours.
PRoF. GOODWIN SMITH Will pass the
winter in Italy, return to Toronto, On
tario, in the spring, and afterward will
lecture at Cornell University as usual.
WHEN Tom Thumb voted at the last
election 3-year-old Connecticut boys
stood around and looked disguised be-
cause that little shrimp could and they
couldn't.
The people of the Cape of Good Hope
are up in arms against the proposition
of the King of Belgium to establish a
convict colony on the borders of the
Transvaal.
| Do LEWIS says that frozen apple
has it's nutriment increased 10 per cent.
It only takes four or five of them 10
make him feel as if he could jerk the
handle off health lift.
TEMPERANCE has been a marked feat
ure of the Moody and Sankey revival
in Chicago. Many drunkards professed,
on being converted, to lose all trace of
appetite for stimulants.
Mr.. HoYLE, the English statisti sian,
has been making some more figures on
intemperance. According to Hoyle,
Great Britain paid in 1875 for intoxicat-
ing drinks 8142, 876,669.
KMGAN & Co., pork-packers of In
dienapolis, who already have the largest
pork packing establishment in the world,
are to enlarge their works to killing
capacity of 5000 hogs per diem.
The gossips say that Senator John
A. Logan's love letters to his sweet
heart could not be deciphered by her,
and she did not know their contents till
he read them to her, after marriage.
OF Senator Conkling's memory, Mai.
Ben Perley Poore says that it is won
derful. "You quote line or two of
Chaucer, Spencer, or any other of the
old English poets, and he will repeat
the whole poem to you"
BRET HARrE has arranged to visit Eu-
rope, and may be expected in England in
the course of few weeks. He will not
remain in London in the first instance,
but proceeds direct to Switzerland and
afteYward to Germany.
JOSEPH SMITH, whose father of the
same name was one of the founders Of
the Mormon church, greatly disturbed
the orthodox Mormons by preaching
sermon at Salt Lake on Sunday, the Sd
of December, in which he very strongly
condemned polygamy.
HENRY FAwcErT, M. P, the famous
English Radical, is now A, and has
been totally blind for nearly twenty
years. AS is usually the case with those
deprived of one sense, the others have
been rendered more acute, and he can
recognize the voice of any member of
Parliament in debate as readily as an
other member could the face.
A TESTIMONIAL getting up to President
John Welsh, of the Centennial Board of
Finance, is to take the form of an endowed
professorship in the University of Penn
sylvania, to be named after him, with a
tablet in the wall of the main hall of the
university building, commemorative of
the endowment. The full amount re-
CURED $3.50, 1000 is either already raised
or pledged.
MATTN SONG.
| I let the dearest dream depart
That night to love revealed
| Some eager spirit in my heart