, 1877-04-01
PERSONAL.

Is eaid that Mrs. Abby Sage Richardson is
about to take the religions stump against sin and
the vanities Of the world.
The Gait House at Louisville has gone into
bankruptcy.
Daddy Time hns fooled all hands py shooting of
the first Of April on Sunday, which is no day.
Who says Moody is not c1crtin. some influence?
Boston ID sending millions OF tons Of baked bcans
to The heathc1.
The appointment OF Scaurz 20 the Cabinet may
be looked upon ~ a step toward the settlement OF
The Chinese question.
Four hundred newspsper-eorrespondcnts arose
early TIL. morning to if the President still per-
sists in walains to church.
There has been general Misrepresentation Il. to
the name OF the excursion steamer that went to
pieces oil the Jersey coast. 1t WAS the Rot1way.
The will. unta'nahlc nature OF the w;nte: in
Calcago Is attributed 10 the neglect Of Young
PROPS, who has been basy ~ home with a new
baby.
The barber who clnims to have shaved Oakley Hail
the night he disappeared says he Is sure OF hi.
bccaurc be talScu to him. This is now the most
plausible theory offered, and it eBcctual1y disposcs
Of the mystery.
The Grdpa.e speaks Of the Oysters in tho New
Tork Aqu8rinm who follow their feeder with open
mouths These arc the oysters originally trAine'l
for Da7nu7. There were ire OF them, nut one got
hts feet wet, csusat cold, and died.
Boston newspaper reporter has been conTcrted
By Mr. Moody, and the pen1tent now gets up in the
anquiry-room and tells Of "a slid, rollcaing,
blasphcm0us life, dcroted to limitations Of Taper
ana the consumption Of beer and doughnats."
Lord March. Beresford, IN English noblcn1an,
having inebrtated his system. sci to work on q
brother Eriton and punched his cranial advantages.
NAr{ uafH AA H1-+v
for that sort Of Lord, ind. having lecturcd the
bold Bescsford severely, committed him for trial.
The other day Nichols Senator went over to
the Packard body; yesterday three members OF the
rac.afd Uoute went over to the Nichols body. In
vtew Of these frequent changes in Louisiana, it is
euggcstod that 1t might be profitable to the mem-
bcrs to csta ol-h mileage between tho rival bo;cs.
---Neao Ytrk Tunes.
1t is cnonSh to cause the fastdIous reader to
fhudder With surprise to hear that the wicked
tenor, Nicolinl, kissed Adcllna's hand twcnty-onc
times as Romeo. when there are on1y FIX kisses in
the text And Jones. the undc>cloped tenor OF
Chicago. kissed MR.. Pike two hundred {20o) tn,rs
in one dag. Why should the spirit Of mortal be
proud:-Graphtc.
Great difficulty has arisen in Harvard College
upon the election OF officers for the coming Class
Day. Tue college is divided into two factions,
named respectively, after ther mental development
and gastric excellence, the Puddings and the
ri Etas. Each desires control over the election,
and us neither will give in 1t il probable that the
Ciask-Day exercises will not come of.
OF the ten professional divorcc-lawyers in Chi
ca:o one is wo.nan-a Mrs. Sims. She is nerv
ous, active woman, but neither young nor pretty,
and her practice though large. Is not prodtab1e.-
Fa{tsburg Commercial. The whole item Is wrong.
Mrs. Sims is not nervous, active womau. She Is
fhOurh
not large, is profitable, and, ''lsst1y. there s1nt
no ach person.
State OF hcalth-Md- d--Ddnbury kecs. State
Of suf1e.inz-lu.-1 Washington Herald. A father
u JState-Fa--.torf5stotcn Uerdtd. An enjoyable
State-Gu.-Gr phtc. 4 State Of safety-Ark
States to embrace-Miss. MINI. Bad State for
casnamen-S. y. A State for beverage (not ILL.,
nos, as was supposed up to the last election. but)
R. l. Sia,e for lost souls-Mass. Stale for hay
makers-Mo. Set 'em up on the other alley
Tenn. Penn.
Commodore EEtt- his fellow dwarfs. and the at
tcndant giant. all went to one Of Mrs. Hayes re-
cent receptions. Their 1iu,inutire coach. drawn
BY Shetland ponies, rolled up the carriage wny be-
hind the lanGaulct and large black horses Of c1-
Secretary Chandler, and the little people hoppcd
oct and walked demurcly in. The little ladies each
wore tcark.n sacqaes aud Gark thrilling silks. wh!io
the little Commodore and his friends were attrcd
IN csess- coats, white neck-tiet, and light gloves
Alter they had been presented, and Mrs. Hayes had
leaned over and shaken each little hand. n!ong
came The giant, head and shoulders taller than any
Rae IN tie efoum--ELchaHQe.
The London 7Inrs keeps special reporter for
Lerl Boaeons1eld, Mr. Nelson; and wherever the
Prime Minister il heard speaking there is to bo
seen an old, sray-headcd man with eold-rimEed
epectac1es, with Ills note book aud pencil. lie is
perhaps the best reporter in the Gallery and 1t is