Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-06-02
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peau crisis.
Letters from the Black Hills all
say "Don't."
r. Buttermilk Hayes, is what g
mad Republican calls him.
Spring comes shambling along as
if she had a stone-bruise on her heel.
The payroll of the New York
custom house foots up $1,445,213 a
year.
No danger OF getting burned up in
the fifth story of hotel In Silver
City.
Kansas is Growing because her
eggs are bad-grasshopper eggs, you
know.
The aged songstress, Jennie Lind,
has hair as white as the filagree works
of silver.
Most men love little women, and
bya strange reciprocity, little women
love most men.
Carl Schurz l,oks up at the White
House and says: "There'll be no
more lager there"
A Dublin woman has given birth
to four children. One more and she
would have had a flush.
There is one redeeming quality
about croquet. 1t is within the reach
of the feeblest intellects.
Always speak we'll of the dead, and
once in while good word for the
living, if you have the time.
Tfat was dainty young Boston
swain who addressed his imamorata
thus: "Bewitching d--sel."
The book question of the day is
whether Southern Europe will be
bound in Russia or in Turkey.
The Boston Transcript thinks the
man who starts paper at this time
Is more daring than Columbus.
The breath Of beauty now betrays,
in addition to the usual balmy fra
GRANGE, love of spring onions.
An old subscriber writes us that
since his daughters discarded the old
style hustle, his paper is no longer in
arrears.
One of the Presidents private Sec
retaries does nothing but supply the
demand for Mr.. and Mrs. Hayes au-
tographs.
1t makes boy sick to look at the
picture Of a Turk and think what
big pockets he could have IN such
pantaloJns.
They are playing "Robert lie Dia-
BILE" IN Havana. They have been
playing all but the Robert in Cuba
for long time.
A recently published notice of
marriage ended with the announce
ment, mo cards; no flowers; no.
body's business"
A householder, IN filling up cen
sus return, under "Where born" said
one of his children was born sin the
rarlor," and the other cup stairs"
The demand for eunuchs for the
Turkish harems is so great that the
disruption of the American para
graphers' Association is inevitable.
Talk about devotion! A tropical
Georgian maid said she would rather
be a black bombazine band on her
adored ones hat than live without
him.
Professor Proctor says the earth is
growing larger. We are glad to hear
1t, says the Danbury News, for real
estate has shrunk fearfully in the last
three years.
The foolish man will ask woman
If her baby Is not trifie crosseyed; /;
but the wise man will take the cars
to the next town and make his inqui-
ries by postal card.
No danger of the lawyers dying
out. The Columbia College law
school in New York has just turned
out fresh batch of 254-the largest
class ever graduated there.
In one of the Southern cities a
barber has the following sign over
his door: customers must COM
mence the conversation" All the
other BARRIERS are selling out.
II will give and beqpeath,' said
Pat in his will, ITO my Beloved wife
Bridget all my property without re-
serve; to my Oldest son, Patrick, one
half Of the remainder; and to Den
mis-, my younger son, the rest. If
anything Is left, it may go to Ter
renee Q'Carty, in sweet Ireland"