The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1877-06-15
EVE-ANGELIcAL CORNER,

Mrs. Jefferson Davis is enjoying herself
in Paris.
Laura Fair keeps a lodging house in San
Francisco.
Parasols are like loaves of bread-the
smaller they are the more they cost.
Gauzy-knotted fabrics of silk, wool, cot
ton and linen will be very fashionable this
summer.
The most effective bonnet ornaments arc
those with gilt surfaces picked off with
small facets of steel.
"If it wasn't for hope the heart would
break. as the old lady said when she bu-
ried her sew enth husband.
The remains of Mrs. Madison, sister of
Patrick Henry, lie in an almost unmarked
grave near Bowling Green, Hy.
Three Ladies were put up at a rattle in
~ +hni" rlntonranhs
were exhibited it put stop to the sale Of
tickets.
An Iowa paper gives thrilling account
of the effort of young man to take home
widow and three swarms of bees at the
same time in a wagon.
A lady in Covington, KY, held rabid
black and tan dog down by the throat for
more than two hours, until her husband
carue home and dispatched HIM.
1t is useless for papers to say that hair
dyes are poisonous, because when woman
wishes to use them she will do it. She is
brave enough to brave anything but boil
on the nose.
"No," she replied, and she blushed pref
tily as she slipped her number skies back
beneath her dress" no. I do not wear so
small shoes as ones. My size is quite large
I wear twos."
A woman in Minneapolis parted from her
husband because she believed he did not
love her, and then he killed himself because
she had deserted him. Evidently they did
not understand each other.
An Indiana girl at Vassar College, writes
to her parents: "This is the most stylish
hair-pin of a boarding school l ever tum-
bled to. I can eat four times day if
want to, and get fair hack at the hash
every time.''
A San Francisco court has decided the
value of a kiss to be $780, At that rate it
wouldn't take fellow over half an hour
or SO to run through with pretty considera-
ofo nd hotI "a
to show for it, either.
A man Always gets through his ice-cream
first, and looks round with u fawn-like
smile. But if his girl really loves him she
will gently push her plate away from her
and say, "Won't you take snootrul of
mine ON. j. Herald.
An ancient custom prevails in Sweden
relative 30 the burial of spinsters. A small
looking glass is placed in the coffin so that
when the last trump sounds the occupant
may be able to look to her hair before going
before the heavenly tribunal
An ingenious girl up on North Hill, who
never has "a feller" in the world, goads
the other girls in that neighborhood to
madness by lighting up the parlor brilliant
ly and then setting her fathers hat where
Its shadow will be boldly marked against
the curtain.-Haackeye.
Some men marry dimples, some eyes, a
few ears; the mouth, too, is occasionally
married; the chin not so often. A young
man once fell head over heels and ears in
love with braid. lie was SO far gone that
he became engaged to this braid, but new
mode of hair-dressing having been adopted
by bis fance, the charm was dissolved
and was never renewed. What do young
men marry? Why they marry these and
many other bits Or scraps of wife instead
of the true thing, And then, after the
wedding they are surprised to find that, al
though married, they have no wives. He
that wauld have wife must marry
woman.