The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1877-08-23

| Bfynn w Oylp WIS prom HN hoy,
lie delighted In tumult, HId eiIife was his Joy.
Did liver yry hear Ol II sCTlmHRge or hrOl,
In the lhlck nv the rucliou was Bryan tCoyle,
| BRYAN O'Coyc had pOnd nv his own
"Cmue It out" slld his friends said hc Lave II
| alone;
Whn the w,iher ia gone iherc'Il he pllntv av toiI
And ionr spot for paltos," said bryan OCoyle
yam O'Cpylra briRc did design,
He built the two inds, hat the In is wouldn't jine
| Nhn hN sHw tn" % u't ~ hi' wisdom and toll,
| cit viii wear all the onacr," said Bryan OCoyle
| Bryan OCuyIc he established n school,
B1t tachcs and ,choOrs al lied froH his rule,
| "lIedad, I've thrick the deWvers 10 foil,
II he tRchcrS and scholars" said Bryan O'Coye.
Hryan O'Coyle buta road through the town.
To make us r,mtmhor his name and reno~n
Whin w"M u "Ilht Is hardly according i, Hoyle;'
"il'S accJrdin' 10 me !" said howld Bryan Coylo.
Bryan OCnylc found h,s money was spint,
| "Fmlh, thnr lucky said he, NOW can't lose
IN d"piud on me credit to mako the pot bol,
| Aud III live on mo raN''" tad Bryan OCovle.
| Boston Transcript.
"LATE for the party grandma. How
awfulIy old.iashiened you are Dor't
you know that nowadays nobody ,,oes
to a party till everybody is there"
NINETEEN times within the last hun
'rci years the Russian forces have
crossed the u nuhc with hostile intent,
without incuding the present crossing.
"HAvE you ever read about the tele-
phone ?" was asked of man in town a
lew DAYS ago. K" / s'pose have" replied
the other but really forget whether
he is Russian or Turkish general. 1t
is 80 hard TO get the hang of these foreign
generals"
DEAN SWIFT has found an imtator.
| An advocate of Colmar has left l00,0O0f.
to the local mad house. 81 got this
money! says the candid lawyer in his
will, "out of those who pass their lives
n litigation; in bequeathng it for the
use of lunatiCs ! only make restitution"
HARTFORD folks are 80 scared over hy-
drophobia that they carry rolls of lunar
caustic in thcirpockets readyto cauterize
themselses if they are bitten by dogs.
1t il not uncommon to seea citizen with
pants rolled up and caustic in hand
waiting on a street corner for mad dos
to 60 by.
A YOUNG man who was heavily fined
in San Francisco court for kissing his
betrothed against her will, didn't break
up the engagement and demand the re-
turn of rings, pictures and letters. He
simply wrote: Dear Lydia-You'll
have to wait till ! can borrow money
enough TO pay the minister"
A RICH, but parsimonious and very old
gentleman, on being taken to task for his
uncharitaDleness said: "True, | don't
give much but il you ouly knew how
it hurts me when | give anything, you
wouldn't wonder. ] am in hopes to feel
different when ! inherit brother Bills
property"
AN Irishman who had been sick for a
long time was one day met by the parish
priest, when the following conversation
took place "Well, Patrick, | am glad
YOU have recovered Were you not afraid
to meet your God ?" ooh, no, your
reverence. 1t was meetin the other chap
that was afraid ov," replied Pat.
4 PENNSYLVANIA Dutchman, who
married his second wife soon after the
funeral of the first, WAS visited with
two hours serenade in token of disap-
| - InI tad 81 mi ~ a
pl"l"'' ,.r rl,', ,.n', o,inb. w ba
n'l .nuS, soy, rIifs''tD ~ ho n,oI;rm all
l;.''"o a.. m',a W yen Gors vas funeral h' 70 50
soon"
RosslNI, walking one day in Passy
with friend, passed a stout street mu-
Sician singing to n guitar, in most hor-
rible fashion, the seronade from the
Bmbir. The composer stopped and gave
the vocalist pieco Of money. What !"
said his friend, a'tonished, you encour-
age this robust mendicant? He has no
ntirmity needing pity "Oh ~ said
Rossin, don't you hear the voice with
which he is afflicted ~
ONE of our citizens of an observing
and governmental turn of mind found a
tooh unon his doorstep recently, and in
order tn discover whether it could hear
we'll yot down upon his knees and made
JittsIent noises 70 to,t the question. The
toad bor, the noise and took part in the
experiments with such untlacging good
r,,urn That the inouircr was working M
considerable interest in the matter when
so,f surrounded Inv a crowd Of people who