The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1877-06-19
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By JOAN BnLENos.

had rather DO kalled grandpa bi a
half dozen bright impetuous young ones,
and hay them all light onto me at onst,
like sswarm oy bees, than to be the lone.
" alItokrat Of all the RuSsias.
Never borro ennything that you are
able to buy, Borrowing will demOrAlize
Imam az last AZ stealing. r' sd
A man IL never thoroughly played out
until he gifts SO low down that nobody will
abuze him.
No man kan be very cunning only at
the expense oy his honesty.
The man who don't care whether he
wins or not when he fips cent?, or tlips
ennything else, IL a weak pOnltiss.
Ignorance IL bliss" until you cum to
look back upon it, and see what kuSSid
phool it has made Ov you.
Whites and drink aer the crate trump
kards; mankind thinks more ov their
stummuks than they do ov emmy part ov
their property,
Liieis made oV sunshine and shSddo-
about i've shaddos to one sunshine.
The reason there are so menny failures
in this world IL beEause most ov mankind
are anxious to make 10 strikes with pony
balls.
have fsgerel good deal onto It, and
hain't made up mi mind yet which wo.
man is most powerful in, her will, or her
wants.
Ignorance and cunning is always found
together; so Is humility and wisdom
After a man gifts to be thirty.eight
years old he can't form any nu habits.
The best he kan du ia steer hiZ old one.
Truth IL the only thing that don't lose in
translashum. Truth il the same in Hot.
tentott az it il in hi Dutch or Anglo
Saxony.
The most useless thing kno il mon.
key, and yet had rather be monkey
than an elephant.
The man who kant keep sekret haint
got much grip Ov karakter.
Sekrets and soap bubbles arc liable to
buat emmy time.
To Civ strengthens 4 man to receive
weakens him.
Law is an excellent thing, bat it never
made man piOus or temperate yet.
When n man hain't got emmy thong ak.
tually to do like to see him lazy about
1t; active lazyness IL one ov the wust dis
eaLes that emmy man kan hay
When man becuIis mad with the
world and sea he il going TO so into SOL
itude, l take notiss that the world don't
try 10 hold him, but lets him went.
Extreme gravity IL more bekuming to
aphool than 1t IL to wize man.
lie that would put mummy in hiE fob
must either do the work or boss the job
Rust has eat bigger holes into mans
PHYSICAL and moral potash kittle than
frickshun ever haz.
Thare IL lots ov people in this world
whoze only pleasure and reputashun kon-
siats in always paying more for things
than they are worth.
Liza risky thing to he a professional
funny man; better to be phool,. they
make fewer blunders.
We all ov us think ii we could live our
lives over again We should make fewer
hlunders. This probably amt so; we
should make only makes different ones.
Might don't make right, but right
makes might
1t il only phools that arepast redemp-
Shun; il man haz got brane7, i don't
care how corrupt he may be, he amt past
all hope. .r
What little ikno have lernt bi keep.
ing mi ears ProPPed vide open, and
coaxing evcry.man met to talk on the
subject he liked best.
Young man, always play to win; a
game that ain't worth winning amt worth
playing.
Very few have ever added ennythiug
to the pedigree which has been handed
down to them; they seem to be more vii.
ling to live on the interest Ov it than to
add to the principal.