Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1877-10-04
MANS Bette7'-HuL.

San Francisco is to have wOman's
hotel with bar in every room-mosquito
: bar.
+ Maggie Mitchell is going to throw her
whole sole into Little Barefoot this
winter.
1t wasn't a Nebraska woman who
sprinkled her butter with pertumery to
: give it tone.
Nobody watches the growing crops
with half the intensity Of the woman in
the chicken business.
Il don't mind your tanning me- sait!
she, ''but please don't blow all my fries
OUT lie blew gentler.
An Irish lover remarks: ats very
great pleasure to be alone. especially when
yer sweetheart is wild ye.''
"A Mrs. Hayes, of Allen county. Ohio.
gave birth to "a pounds of boys and girls
few days since. There We're two Of each
seq:
"A woman's skeleton sells for more
than a mans in Philadelphia; but it's Il
weeks extra work to wire the jaws, you
kho*.
Three good-looking young ladies, the
other day, stood beside grocer's sign
which read thusly: Don't squeeze these
peacles.''
-''IIave I not a tight to be saucy if
please!' asked a young lady of an old
bachelor. ''Yes, if you please, but not if
you displease.''
The married ladies of a Western city
have formed a ''come-hOme-husband club
1t is about four feet long and has brush
on the end of it.
"A war map fell into the hands OF a
Feosho Falls belle. She thought it was a
pattern, and tried to cut chemise by it.
She was Mortified at the fit.
She who does not make her family
comfortable will herself never be happy at
home; and she who is not happy at home
will never be happy anywhere.
Gail Hamilton once taught school at
Mauch Chunk. Pennsylvania. A man 81
years old tells this story, and shows ridg-
es in proof of it, which he carries to this
day.
"A yonng lady in Jacksonville. Fla.
has reluctantly come to the conclusion
that as she has not yet kindled flame
in any mans heart she is not good
match.
A fair sea-side bather deposited her
wallet in a sand-bank. but when she came
out, the spot could not be found, and so
her money was lost. Somehow, no bank
can be relied on.
This lady and her daughter, as every
body know, spare no effort to repair the
always successful. IL saw Nine. E." says
friend; show old and worn she looks"
''Yes, poor woman. She is beginning to
look as old as her daughter
When Cossack young woman falls
in love with Il man, she goes to his house
and pops the question to him. If lie rs
fuses, her relations come and set at him
and threaten him, and they all nag togeth-
er, until at last the unhappy youth must
either marry the girl or run away.
The mother-in-law finds defender in |
the San Francisco Mail, which says: ''If
old Adam had had mother-in-law to look
after him and his wife, it is more than
probable that to this very day we might
have been able to caper about in the light. |
airy costume of our first parents.
-Danbury News: "Prof Bell, the in
ventor of the telephone, finds that pene-
trating and diffusive as the instrument is,
it does not answer all the cravings of its
nature, and he is going to be married.
With telephone and wife man ought
to be able to hear all that is going on.
If a man gets boil on his nose, his
wife calls it a rum blossom, and deals out
her sympathy by the two cents worth;
yet If she but notices premOnitory symp-
tom of pimple on her nose, she hysteri-
cally declares it a cancer, sends for two
doctors, and covers her face with plaster
as big as 4 soup plate.
If young ladies only knew how lis
gusting to men slovenliness is, and how
attractive are displays of neatness and taste
they would array themselves in the SIM
piicity and cleanliness of the lilies of the
field; or if able to indulge in costly attire,
they would study the harmonious blend
ing of colors which nature exhibits in all
her works. A girl Of good taste and hab-
its Of neatness can make more flscinat-
ing toilet with shilling calico dress, a
few cheap ribbons and laces, and such Or
naments as she can gather from the gar
den, than vulgar, tawdry creature, who
is worth thousands and has the iewehy
and wardrobe of princess.
A WOman's Feat Where Men Dared
Not.
The Sacramento {Cal.y Bee relates the
following: ''Some days ago, as the Free
port ferry was taking load of passengers
across the river, and when about half way
over, the rope which is attached to the
bank, and by means Of which the boat is
towed, broke. CONSERVATION reigned
among the passengers; none of the men [
could swim; the boat was drifting down; [
there was nothing on board by which it .
could be Daddled or its mOve,nants diraot G