Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1877-12-08

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girl who has gone through Vassar and
can play divinely, paint like an angel,
dance like fairy, and slam the front
door in seven languages, to . man who
owes for the clothes he was married in,
begs his tobacco, and buys his wood half
q cord at time.
THE other afternoon gentleman who
had no business to listen was strolling in
the vicinity of croquet ground, and heard
amanly voice, in tones of earnest expostu
lation, say: but, dearest, your ball was
laying away over here, am positive"
-'You wretch" came back soft respOn-
sive murmur, "if you dare to say I cheat,
I'll raise lump on you with the mallet
that you couldn't cover with a bread
bowl" Thus does croquet develop the
tenderest feelings Of sympathetic nature.
YESTERDAY morning boy sauntered
up to q yard on Eighth street, where
woman was scratching up the bosom IF
the earth with rake, and, leaning on
the fence, said, "Are you going around
into the back yard after awhile2" The
woman said she didn't know; maybe she
would; whya "Because," the boy said,
II just saw the cistern lid drop on the
baby's head a minute ago, and thought
if you went around you might lift it Off"
1t is currently reported that the woman
went.
Nervous gent, who has gone west for
bis health, disrobing in bis room in no.
tel, in Idaho, sees strange boots under
the bed. Violent and tumultuous bell.
Enter porter. "Porter, am I in the wrong
roomi Whose boots are those2" Porter,
reassuringly: "Oh, yes, sir, it's all right,
sir; this is your room, sir. Last gentle
man slept in this room, sir, somebody cut
his throat, sir. Them's his boots, sir.
Ought to been took away before, sir. III
take ,em now, sir. G'night, SIR" Ner-
vous guest sits up and hears strange
noises all night; hair turns gray before
morning. Feels much healthier when he
gets on the train and starts east. Ex-
plains to landlord that he likes the eli.
mate, but his mother is alone and he has
tohurry back home.
YESTERDAY morning q careless man
out on South Hill threw q mug of hot
shaving water out of second story win
dow. Instantly the pale air was streakcd
with shrieks, and, looking out, he saw he
had emptied the treacherous element on
the head of his wife, who was digging in
the geranium bed with pine stick. He
leaned out Of the window to laugh in
hollow accents, when the sash fell with
frightful velocity, shutting of his wind.
His wife, dismsyed at her unexpected
shower bath and appalled, at her hus-
bands situation, turned to run into the
the house and release him, and 10 her
haste ran against the baby's cab. upset
ting IL and hurling the baby upon .
cactus plant. The domestic, up stairs.
hearing the shrieks in the front yard. and
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