, 1877-05-27
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4 dead f,ail-Thc moon.


A grave error-Burytrg man al.re.
There ought to be peas and goodwill On the
Danube, for the Russians are reported us shell
ing Marrfatz 5oup-pea-rior gunnery !-Graphic.
A party advertising s*rooms to let to family
where there are no young children" received an
answer from Mr.. WISE, who t:lal:n I'd to be g
desirable tenant as she had no small Vyses.r-
Boston Bulletin.
"Why, Sammy said father to his little
son, the other dav, s. I didn't know that your
tea:e, wh'ppsd You last last fraasm h,
you'd knowed .t.''
The war-naps Of Europe don't get in quite
enough mountains. Il there was one more
range people would feel certain that there was
not enough level ground in Turkey for croquet
party.-DelroI Free Press.
Scientific student: Who is that vou speak
M 9ii he ct5a o yef otsa hfss sce s I,2s
Of course, | bad forgotten He was-cr-he was
Summer-tourists will board at the best MIA
CARA Fails hotels this season for s. so Der day.
Including haeA-llire and to}ls therea5outs, $500
will enable one at this prize to spend couple
Of days ot the Falls in Comparative comfort.-
Bu1dto E1prtss.
Newspapers appcar to think it funny that the
the death Of a subscriber ut II who had taken
the paper fifty years. We canuot help it II pco-
pie will order the Gouraht in adrauce.-Hdrt-
ford (conn-) Coarant.
And now here's another argument In favor of
ttea1ipg: A Connecticut boy was kicked By
horse, the other dry, and he would hare been
killed had not the sorvc Of the kick been broken
by some stolen apples which he had secreted in
iis hat under his coat.
synatnpha is the cutting oil vowel Mt the
end of word before another at the beginning
o1 a word; as. lshaway we have iu the' army"
before another word; us, We won't go ho'
till morning." Crasis is the contraction Of two
syiiabies into QUE; as, "T'll d'Ieht docsh
pear" Di:ereAis is the resolving Of one syl-
liable Into two; as, j" F. hc'sha jolly good fuf-
fellow.''
desert to rally the faithful around hts banner
Up and BeAoiD!" IS the cnyoy's watchword
n. B.-lf the reader is stuck aud wants to put
on style, and insists on calling that Bawd-
ween, " he will just knock the Smiling out OF
harmless luke in the most uuchristia1 manner
that ever was. And besides, that isn't the way
the Sultan says it. How could any Sultan make
any sense out Of it if he said, "Let's up and
ha!sd~een!n 70 such man would be tit for
sIltan.-Haukeye.
AN UNFO1fTUSATl: :NEWS-HUNTER.
dustin {4Seo.> RtcfiUe.
Out In search of an item today, we asked
fcliow-c'tIzen: 81 'What's the newsl'' Nothing
startling" he replied. That man would never
do for newspaper reporter in small interior
town. Nothing startling, indeed. Why, rs he
made the remark lwo dogs were preparing to
sign articles for prize fight right 10 front Of his
stose; q wagon loaded With wood could be seen
III tue DISTANCE, which was sure to pass his way
during the day Il something lid not break; two
Womcn who he knew to be mortal enemies wcro
approaching each other on the corner above: q
doetor was furrying across tue street. and q man
who always kicks up fuss aud gets arrested
when be gets drunk was Just entering the
door OF saloon a lew doors below. Had
that fe]low-citizcn had the soul Of a reporter
within bis breast-or In any other part OF his
nody where reporters expansive soul could
nnu lodgtnent-he would have got out his iayk-
kulle, picked up chip, and sat down on 8 boz
On the sidewalk and Whitfield and waited for
tsomethng startling. Nothing came of all the
incidents however. The loys signed a peace
protocol and formed an alliance to bark at
passing horse, the load Of wood was delfyere!
lower down the street, the women ulerelr swent
the1r skirts aside from each other as they passed.
tue DOCTOR only wanted TO borrow SlO or the
man on tue other slle Of the street, and the
man VINO makes a noise when he gets drunk
simply went into tile saloon to inquire what
time the battlc Mountain stage started. So
after all, We hare nothing startling 70 record
as daTing occurred in Austin to-day,
An ExtrAcrf]fnarv t1aod