The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1877-04-26
FACT AID

our coast: Ship Rex.
Vienna Bred: Nearly all who live
In the capital of Austria.
A Rhode Island mule kicked q boy
into Massachu sets yesterday.
What is that which by losing an eye
has nothing but a nose left? A noise.
A Texas woman can never love a man
until he has shot somebody.
Glad there will be an ocean between
US and war, anyway. We've lad
'nough.
Mortgage on a church is Satan in the
front row of pews. Detroit Free Press.
The aged songstress, Jenny Lind, has
hair as white as the 6ligree work of
silver.
We cannot understood all this Indian
surrendering. And in the Spring time
too. Look out for red-skin trickery
and massacre.
The Boss hangs back, and will not
confess yet that he is the Old Bender,
though he does ticitly admit that he
was an Old Bender.
There is nothing equal to the bravery
of a well-dressed man, or the cowardice
of a poorly-dressed one, in the presence
Of lair women.
The old cable will be called upon to
get up and hum, in the event of a big
foreign war. One thing that this peo-
pie insist upon having is, the news.
The sweet breath of spring comes
from her tulips, and the grass has
grown hyacinths the rain.
An old style c~arpet-bagger. The man
who takes your carpet away to clean and
doesn't come back with it.
To cut nails on Friday is a sign of
nl-luck. Carpenters should remember
this, and be careful in making pur-
chases.
81 am afraid it's mixed goods" said
the lady to the clerk. 80, no, madam,
impossible" replied the polite gentle
man, "all our camel's-hair shawls are
made of pure silk direct from the
worm"
The most accurate report of a suicide
yet heard of comes from Pittsburg,
where, according to a local paper, a
''young mar shot himself in the West
End last week"
snow, Jennie, my child, remember
and not say a word to your new nurse
about being black, for it might hurt her
feelings" On being confronted with
that very sable guardian, Jennie ex-
claimed, with a surprised face; "Oh,
myl isn't she white.
Noting the peculiar superiority of
certain Chinese productions over all
others, a philosophizing newspaper man
wants to know if this world is to be
permitted to move pig-tail first.
wasn't mel l wasn't therel 1 didn't
take a cent?" is the universal refrain
of the gentlemen whom Tweed men,
tions. At the battle of denial they are
there all the whial. New York
Graphic.
If Brigham Young has any doubts as
to his guilt or innocence, his mind
should certainly be relieved by n SUBJ
mission of the case to a jury of twelve
good and true men.
"Never catch me marrying a re
formed man, says a wise little Chicago
girl, ''when I get married it will be to
some man Who doesn't need REFORM
ing"
Let us be just to Chicago. Let ms say
that Chicago would have Il population
much larger than st. Louis if it wasn't
for the murders. Rochester Democrat.
The Burlington Hawk-Eye is mysti-
fed at the impulse that always makes a
woman stand before the glass to comb
her back hair or button her polonaise.
The New York Commercial Adver-
tiser wonders where Alexis royal
,''purp" stayed during that White House
dinner. When the Duke started for
that Republican square meal it is likely
ne gave an order something like this:
THE royal purp'n remain behind"
Sallie Ward Hunt has lest another
husband. The wealthy Louisville pork
packer, Mr.. Armstrong, who married
this .'handsomest of Kentucky's daugh-
ers," only a few months since, died yes
terday. He leaves the adventurous
Sallie a large fortune.
This world, with the aid of the law
yers, is advancing with stunning rapid
ity. The latest shoot toward a new or
der of affairs has cropped out in Brook
lyn, in the suit of a son and three
daughters to force a division among
them Of the property held by their pa
rents. Family Communism!
1t was a Southern Illinois man who
sadly remarked TO his wife. as she stood