The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-12-30
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Talk about restitution On, when. Murphys
A Tennessee apple tree has had second crop.
Osnan Ghazi will ind place in the ghaxitecr.
II this weather continues watermelons will over
grow themselves.
Washington wore false teeth. very roughly made;
and he never smiled.
Representative Bland has niue two cents worth
OF cold that may yet go up 10 par
Mr.. Eyar,s carries with him evory where the men Of
prime minister. Even at great dinners ne is
company With the green seal
Do not think much about civil service reform,
aud then you will not be absent minded as to dip
your muc,lage brush into tho Ink bottle
A New Hampshire temperance speaker recently
whipped q chatting bully who interrupted his remarks
He showed himself true pile. on thro-hst.
Science Is accomplishing wonders Hero We have
canned Holsters, cannol woodcock, canned shrinps
and canned Goldfish. II some would only
few Senators the country would be safe.
Joseph Nevius gardener OF the Grand Duke Ernst
OF Saxe-Coburg Gotha, and . companion Of his
Prince Albert-who subsequently married Queen VIC
toria---is now tho city gardener OF HoboksnL
Court Circuiar:-"rhcre some who. having
no particular vices make themselves Objectionable Ia
society extent far exceeding others whose char
actors may be- as it were. In snrcds and patches"
"Tbe President" rays the Burlington Hcack-Eyc,
"has refused sell the copyright OF his message
he intends TO bring out In holiday style as Juvs
milo story book. Now is tho time to mako up clubs /"
General Grant will have good time In Egypt the
land where Howadji Curtis learned the elements Of
civil reform. He will climb pyramid and SEQ
tho Nile ana the walking beam OF ship OF tho
desert
Henry Hickey, the Boston boy murderer became
demoralized by reading sensational stories He
wanted TO murder AMI hide In . and prowL ara
not some OF the publishers responsible Tor this
murdcrS
Mr. W. Z. Chandler recently said that when the re-
publicans who were engaged In 'ihe Louisiana
trcachery' out vi the way tho radicals will rcor
ganize the republican party. jim Ashley was rad.
ca wasn't he.
An Evansville reader asks, ''What In the world Is
the so-called printers doviiS" lie isn't I'm tho
world" Ho is an Individual mentioned by John Mil
ton aud who in another world corrects osraphcai
errors by corporca punishment
Mcclellan a Governor, Pendleton to be a Senator
Judah p. Benjamin tho woalthest OF London lawyers
Loo and Johns,on's campaigns studied by osman
Pacha, 'Gencral" Key Cabinet officer, billiard a
foreign appolnlec, and nobody satisfied.
Daubury NeUs.-'A keeper IN the London circus
was feeding elephant Cruel when tho animal picked
him up aud flung him forty feet. II Is singular rs
much has been said in he papers against feeding
elephants with cruel THAT people Will persist in the
prac;icc."
Danbury Jevs:-"Tho Manufacture or paper from
wood bias reached tho altitude OF perfection in Canada
The superintendent OF mill up there saysa tree Is
dowa anu showed into end OF tho mill ana Two
minutes later there is ncghDor al the other end 10
borrow the plpcr.n
Virginia girls have peculiar beauty and peculiar
pronunciation A Providence young man VINO was
trying 70 "rcconcc" one OF these future mothers OF
presidents unto himself nude a politically offensive
remark, 10 which she replied, Noah mo- Of your Jo'
while your on this ao', I'll put you the do"
United States senator-ccct Farley, OF California, Is
v'rginian by birth; was wing carly HE; a
Know Nothing subsequently,; has been democrat
recently IS poor speaker anda huge man. When he
was about TO leave the position OF speaker of the
California Assembly he procured friend TO write him
dnc valcdic,ory. THIS friend copied the vaiedictory
OF the previous Speaker, aud Faroy dccaimed IT, on
the morning after the two vaedicores appeared side
by sioe In tho newspapers He mas business tact and
once received broken log from goma ones hasb