, 1877-04-17

fcFs'a, ltko good daughter, tells Turkey that
the latter cannot have her bag' Dad.
PERSONAL.
Dl Marska's husbands number sovon. Who'll
get her Wien she Focs to heaven!
Tho st. Lonla Republican pc.pctsates picturs
Of the AFo worse than tho calamity itself.
A San francisco ponni-kccpcr advcrt,scs for
dogs, and sc1xcs and kills those not registered.
Tho 8t. Louia thoatsca have combined on a grand
hrncds for the servant girls Impoverished By tho
asc.
Tho woman With Oakley Hall ia spoken Of ~
"Mrs. -ef- Mrs. --ers- hrs. Wart's.Eor-
namor'
Gen. G. J. L. Cook. Of Laks City, COL, claims
to hnvo boen tho rat white child born In tho S:ate
Of Texas.
Beeeher looks t&s. congregation In tho eyes and
says his best hold ia thu unwavehng filth lie hns In
tho purity, the virtue, the honor Of women.
Cincinnati Enquirer reporters call ttc1nsclvus
apostles. They would make It disciples but they
remember tho antipathy Of ono Of thcm to ears,
without p,cnitudo Of which Cincinnati Enquirer
reporter 10 10 naught.
Dr.. T. L. phipsou. an Englishman, says Of O!o
Bull, In = work on ''Colohrated ylolinsts, !" that
he passed AWAY from Tho world OF music hcru
below At tho beginning Of the rear 1876" Who IL
ths naturalization travelling through series Of
farewell bencatss
"Why do we llvo; what 10 tuere for rs Ia lso,'
inquiries tho Chrlttlan Rtqfsftr. Wedon't pretend
to answer tho question, but NO do Know TINT when
q man has walked four miles through tha mud 10
SEQ girl and finds another follow sitting up with
her. 1t comes homo, 1t comes home.- Exchange.
Lifo, liberty, and The pursuit Of hupptness ap-
pear to bo atcndol by sono little Inconvenience In
Caado, Indian Nation. Last week party wont 10
hoaac wherc farmer aud biz wlfe wcro entce-
afuug few friends, took out The n,alo population
Of tic rancho. md shot them dead on tho prairie,
Gov. Hampton, ono roads. IL 30; has bocn mas-
ried twco and II wfdower. Tic had three chill.
dscu-two sons and = daughter. Ills Oldest son,
Preston Hampton. was killed at Gettysburg, md
ths second. Wade. Jr., llvcs In Washington coun.
y, Nils. His daughter. NaEgaset, IL the wlfo Of
Col John Hascal1, Of South Casoilna-
"0ooIge.. Count Joaunes," a crazy Now York
lawyer. plaJed Richard III. at Niblo's six years
ago. and now brings sult against Jarrett & Palmer
for 81, 4sO for tho performance. It used to 30
great fun In Now York to set up Joanuea for Ham.
let. OF something Of tho sort, mud then sit around
and SEQ him make an ara Of him4e1f,
Tho German Emperor writes to Dsamarck, "The
day on which completed tho soth year Of my llfa
hwoks In tho German people a sympathy which
touched MO profoundly. This excessive p!rnttuds
OF kind wishes haa rendered that day peculiarly
sacred ono to n1s." All Of which was based On tho
presentation Of 4 Dutch sausage twenty.six feet
long.
q. ". Thompson was arrested in 81, Louis for
the perpstration Of numerous frauds On business
houses, through tha credit attaching 10 tho n1sns
of bin father, who II respectable merchant Of
Syracuse, Mo. In tho jail young Thompson tried
to cRt his throat. but was prevented. When tho
newa OF his disgrace reached his sstsr she dropped
dead.
In 1863 Rupert Manuel had row with hls father
In Iudta, aud after wandering over Europe crossed
the ocean snd thun the American CUntInont, bring.
lug up in sad Fsanctsco, liz knocked around
among tho lswyers' offices. making scsaty
living. until wcek ago, when blu brother found
him and notified him that he had inharited $780,.
o0o By hls.fashcs's will.
Richard s. CokklIn Of brooklyn, followed biz
w!fc day, and received nuu'!ssakable proofs Of
her inddellty. Joyous In hEs discovery, fur Aa
wanted 10 got rid Of hes, ho brought suit foFs
divorce, wh,n, TO hs dlsmay. The Court decided
sgainst him. 1t was In his power to stop tho set
OF which he complained, aud Ais fallusa to stopis
was caunisanco at 1t.
Editor Storey, Of tho Chicago 17n,ss. wilt never
bo happy Till ho has added telephone TO the pnca.
mattc tubes, electrical bells and wrcs, md other
modern Inventions. In which hs has lntscnched
himself. What IL great newspaper olace without
4 Ateiephones DO toi-Etneinna!l CoasH7sFcaal.
good suggestion. Mr., 6tosoy, s.nca your pnoumsua
tubes failed 10 tall Of ouu hse in 81. Louia.
4 correspondent OF tho Paris F4aaso hits OF tho
Encltshman's lore Of lions. lie aays ho noticed
large crowd bursylng Into \ wooden booth. Hav.
ing paid hls shilling, he entesol also, and fund
the great attraction to couast OF sailor sitsng
quietly. smoking and drinking beer. Over hss lead
was tho following inscription: "Tht4 Il tho only
sailor In tho Arctic expedition who succeeded ID
pessplriag At the North ro1s."