Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1877-03-22

The Old SIX. n eformer" has Another Fit OF
Cussfn'.
From the Toledo Blade.

From the Toledo Blade.
Confederit X Roads,
witch is in the State Nv Kentucky,)
March 8, 1871
Hayes is elecLid, there amt on
doubt NV that. We hev heerd Nv it,
and are shoor Nv it. Basom hez
given me motifs that Their amt no
more likker for M, onless | pay for
it, witch is boiler mockery, and he
hez commenst TO foreclose on half
the farms in the visinnity. Pollock,
Bigler, and the niggers arc joobilant,
and Bascom hez eommenst maxim
advances TO them Percis,ly in pro-
porshen ez he cools TO me, be warns
to them. Men worship the risin.
never the settin sun. Ii is well - l
yoost to do the same thing myself. |
shan't hev any more at his bar, but
he cant rob me Nv the drinks l hev
he'd, and that is some comfort.
We held meetin nv hoomiliashen
and angish at the meetin-house, last
mite. | am not q man given to cue.
sin, for | never knowd that cussin
even a mule ever made it GO, onless
the cussin wuz reinforced with q
club. Swearin and club, in ekal pro-
pcrshens, hez he'd effect on mule,
but | hev alluz he'd more faith in the
club than in the cussin. he cussin
may possibly inspire the clu3, and
thus be indirectly benefshal. Never"
theless | did recite this sam Nv
agony.
In the duet Nv hoomiliashen are
we.
Ashes we throw upon our beds by
the scuttleful.
Hair-cloth we wear next to our
skins, fggerativeiy.
Hair.cloth we wood wear next to
our skins, actooally, if we Good get
any one to trust US for supply.
Wood that goin abont neerly
nakid WIZ proper mode Nv express
sin greet, for then we Good go into
the chepest kind Nv mournin without
changin our costoom.
There be three things witch are too
wonderful for me, yee -four, witch Pm
best eff know
Wat the Dimocrisy want ola High
Jint Commlshn at oil.
Why il didn't have q Democratic
High Jint, eff it he'd 10 hev one.
Why it didn't bust the concern
afore it was everlastingly too late
when it found it wasn't Dimecrat
High Jint.
Why we wuz Gust with men in the
leadership wich hedn't cunnin enuff
to win by stratergy, or courage enuff
to take by force.
The Comics are but feeble folk.
We are Comics eff there ever wuZ
SIGH.
Cussd by Morton ,cussid be Blaine,
cuss'd be Sherman, cuss'd be Edmunds
cussid be Davis, and espechly cussid
be Brady.
For he wuz the eighth man, and
be coodn't rise above parizanship
fur enuff to vote with Field and Cliff.
ford.
We elected Davis, which give them
majority in the high jint, aud its a
t IS up whether he won't support
Hayes after ALL
We he'd the game 10 our own hands,
fur we he'd stolen four aces.
But they rung in a cold deck onto
us. and held a strate~ flush when it
come 10 show down, and they raked
in the pot.
Nv wat avsle wuz the buyin up OF
the St. Loois convensl IN, wat good
wuz the bull-doZin in Looseaner
Nv wat yoose wuz the rifle clubs
Nv South Kerliny. and what good did
it do to colombo Inieany.
The ants are people not strong.
yet they prepare their meat IN the
Summer.
We prepared our meat las Summer
but it spilled in the curin.
Our smoke house is bustid, and our
hams is not.
Four years of Hayes, four years of
waitin and longin.
There will be niggers in the Post
Offises, and the faithful will stand out
side and gnash their teeth.
For three things Dimocrisy Is dis
Quoted, and four which nearly killed
it:
Tilden, Hewitt, Pelton and Field.
When | think w the idiocy of
these men witch we trustid, and into
whose hands we gave ourselves, |
lift up my voice and howl, with King
Lemyooel's mother, Give not your
strength to old wimmin."
Young ones take away strength,
bat it returneth cid ones destroy
by their counsel, and it is irretreev-
able.
Eff they he'd ez much sense ez they
he'd money we'd never bin made Ne
buck he'd n ezzers Nv, and bin turned
out to grass In this way.
That anshent Asyrian mite hev
liked it, fur Their wuz no Bascom's IN
Babylon for him to refresh hisself in,
but we don't.
Watts the yoose Nv holdin the
keerds eff 700 don't dare to bet EN- :?
w O BlAuu OftE tuC Sui SaCN Nv
form and weep me, and Morrissy,
and Cronin, and Wood; and our teers
drain our systems.
The Dimocratic camps damp with
teers. and we hev not the wherewith-
al to replace the moiseher that goes
from us.
Tildsn despares Nv purity in gov
ernm eut, and will go back to railroad
wreckin.
Morrisey seq the government may
keep on tein corrupt for all he keers
and he is going back to his fare
banks,
Field sea Their ain,t no hope ofpur-
flying the government, and be will
90 back TO defendin thieves.
Iwood hev saved the country, but
ez the country didn't want to be
saved it may be bothered.
To Noe York will 60, and | will
90. mn nv tabernacle there.