Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1877-04-25


\ sTRoLLING company of actors re-
Gently in Hungarian village found
that the audience assembled to their
entertainment was composed of only
halt-a-dozen persons; the manager
therefore stepped before the curtain
and announced that the receipts were
toe nleager. and the audience would
be dismissed without performance.
Marinka Bacsi, one of the 7fllage
,moneyeS men. being present, rose
from his seat and inquired. What
sum Will compensate YOU for a per
formapce?" Fifty guilders, was
the answer. Them said Macenas.
'let the play proceed" The first act
was but half finished, when Bacsi cried
out, Enough of that, give us the
second act.' The second act was well
under way when the patron, becoming
interested, demanded that the actors
should begin again at the beginning.
The latter consented, and the play
proceeded until the middle of the
third act, when it was again inter-
rupted by the patron, who said: 1--WE
have had enough-now come with
me;' and he conducted the actors to
an inn, supplied them bountifully
with refreshments, and on parting
with them at daybreak paid the fifty
guilders he had promised
]N all ages painters whose genius has
transferred to the dull canvas pictures
of soulful life and glory, and who
lnx he. Il l. IL al T. -
quent with beauty and thought, have
died of despair i'll vain attempts to
catch the expression Of mans face
when lie turns in speeches. wrath to
look the answer that his tongue cannot
frame to his wfe's ~ told you so. -
burlington Hanb-Eye. .ar
Cross Husbands ana ScoIding wives.
domestic iufelicity," which newspaper
reporters nowadays credit with playing
such an imp rtant part in LIES drama,
Is often the result of lingering or chronic
disease. What husband or wife can be cheer
full, smiling, and pleasant, when constantly
suffering from the tortures Of some dread dis
ease. PERHAPS the husbands liver becomes
torpid, and he experiences bitter, disagreea-
bic taste or nausea, has chilly sensations,
alternating with. great heat and dryness VI
the surface Of his body, pain in his sides,
shoulders, or back, eyes and skin are tinged
with We low, feels dull, inOisposed, and dir
zy. Through his suffering he becomes
gloomy, respondent and exceed ngly irrita-
Bile in temper. Instead Of resorting to so
reliable a remedy as n few small doses OF DIR.
Picrce's Purgntive Pellets and following up
their action with the use of Golden Medical
Discovery, to work the hillary poison out Of
the system and purify the blood II h play
the part Of penny wise and pound fool
ish" man he will attempt to economic by
saving the small cost of these medicines.
Continuing to suffer, his nerv us sys EN- be-
comes impaired, and he Is fretful and pee'ish
"a fl subject to become cmbroiIed in do
mcstic ineijiy." Or the good wife may,
from her too laborious duties or family
cares, have become subject TO such chronic
affection, as are peculiarly incident To her
sex, aud being reduced In blood and
strength, suffering from backache, nervous
ness, headache, internal fever, and enduring
pains too numerous to mention, she may be-
cone peevish and iretful--anything but =
genial helpmate In this d. ploratlc copdi-
ton of III health, should she act " sely and
employ DIR. Pierce's Favorte Prescription, 1t
will in due time, by It's cordial. tonic and
neryine properties, restore her health and
transform her from tine peevish, scolding,
irritable-tempered invalid to happy, cheer
fu wife. Laying aside levity and speaking
seriously, husbands and wives, you viii II d
the Family Nj, dcncs above mentioned rela-
BILE and potent remedies. For full particulars
Of their properties and uses, see Pierce's
Memorandum book, which Is given away bv
all druggists.