The herald and mail. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1873-188?, 1877-08-24
FACTS AND PAXCIAs.
Rrran O,CnyIe.

BTyas O'coyIe.
| Bryan o'Coyle was a broth nv a boy.
He delighted in tumult, and strife was his Joy.
! Did liver yez hear Of a scrm uage or broil,
Ia the thick av the rucdon vas Bryan 'Coyis
Bryan o'Coyle had pond av his own;
| alone;
whin he wather ia gone thersll be plintv av soiI.
And fone spot for Pratees " said Bryan O'Coyle
! Bryan O'Coyle a bridge did design,
dc built the two inds, but th- in IS wouldn't jine;
Nhin he Jaw the result av his wisdom and toll,
! 1T will wear all the Onser" said Bryan Coyle.
Bryan o'Coyle he established n school,
! Bat tachers and scholars all ned fron4 his rule
Bedad I've a ihrick the desavers u foil,
II be tachers and scholars" I" said Bryan o'Coyle.
Ryan o'Coyle bu'lta road through the town,
| To make us reminder his name and renovn
Wkin we said THAT Is hardly according 20 Hovle,"
"Tt's accordin' 20 me :" said bowd Bryan Coyle.
BRYAN O'Coyle found his money spint
"FMh, that's luckyi !" said he, mos can't lose
III ,pind on me credit to make the not boil
.ud I'll live on me taxosw said BRYAN o c. le.
-Bost0H TTdnserpf.
He who surpasges or subdues mankind
must look down on the hate OF those be
low.
A BOUQUET was Mt the bottom OF q
Union Depot Tenn. shooting. A young
lady gave it to one Of two suitors, and
the other two shot him dead.
A BALTIMORE belle, Just from Vassar
College, when told by the waiter that
thew had no gooseberries. exclaimed
What has happened to the goose. ~
Boston Post.
YOU'D better give it up. Turning your
thermometer upside down and allowing
the mercury to crawl up TO the below
zero" mark will not make the weather
any cooler.
A Swiss paper says that Miss Molly
Mcguire, of PENNSYLVANIA, was bung for
misbehaving. .-- Free Press. How prompt
ly your Helvetian exchanges reach you.-
BOston Globe.
A MAN named Cloud has disappeared
from his home in Norristown. Isn't that
a splendid chance for the Herald 10 get
off something about CLOUD is mist" OF
words TO that effect?
IF the Car just wishes to perfectly
annihilate the Turks, he should arm his
soldiers with firearms supposed to DO
empty. They do more damage nowadays
than any other weaPon.
THE wickedest people and places often
develop within them elves the material
for a /, artul punishmnet. A Chicago
man has fitted up a fiddle to run by
Pittsburg Dispalck.
DEAN SWIFT has found an imiiator.
An advocate of Colmar has left luO,OOOE
to the local mad house. II got this
money! says the candid lawyer in his
will. "out Of those who pass their lives
IN litigation; in bequeathing it for the
use of lunatics l only make restitution"
HARTFORD folks are 40 scared over hy-
drophobia that they carry rollso' lunar
caustic in heirpockets readyto cauterize
themselNes es if they are bitten by dogs.
1t is not uncommon to seea citizen with
pants rolled up and caustic in hand
waiting on q street corner for mad deg
to go by.
"HAvE YOU ever read about the tele-
phone % was asked of a man in town
Jew davs ago. - s'pose have" replied
the other, "but really forget whether
he is a Russian or Turkish general. 1t
is so hard 10 get the hang OF these foreign
generals"
IT is a beautiful starry night and the
seniors are out singing. First senior, who
studies astronomy. Look no there and
see how beautiful Orion leUks." Second
senior. who does not study astronomy
but who has a streak of Irish blood is
that O'Ryan? Thank the Lord. then,
there is one Irishman in heaven, anyhow
Cornell Era.
IT was very muddy weather when Pres
ident HAYES visited Rhode Island. and
,yhenh he went away he carried away about
tbs Of the State on his boots and
had TO sit down in Connecticut and
LET his feet hang over the line while the
lespoiled inhabitants scraped off their
estates. Tne isl lnders don't want him
b come back again.
" Shy az a girl W This is pretty and
pertinent smile. This morning bevy
Of young girls were passing the Once,
eating peanuts and swapping the
.hells over their heads, when couple OF
bows in a wagon came along. and one OF
the shy maidens said 8 Want pea
nut. Billy % Yes" answered the ex-
pectant William. STAND on your head,
then. and III give you one, she called
back And then all the maldens lifted
up their voices in voluminOus scream, .
and William gave the horse lick that
filed it with consternation.-OanbuTy
Ne,rs.
ONE of our citizens or An observing
and governmental turn Of mind found
.oad upon his doorstep recently and in
order to discover whether it could hear
we'll got down upon his knees and mado
liGeTent noises to test the question. The
toad bore the noise and took part in the
experiments with such untiagging good
nature that the inquirer was working up
considerable interest in the matter, wheu
he happened to look up and found him
,elf surrounded by a crowd OF people who
we're speculating among themselves a. 10
whether be was crazy or simply drunk
Bridgeport Standard.
A wATERING-PLACE letter says;
Now ladies' often come to Saratoga by
they remain by themselves
iuring their stay at the springs, and
when the time arrives they pay their
own bills, see TO their own baggage and
depart They walk up and down broad
Ray, Saratoga, alone, or with each other,
lutte az freely as they promenade Broad
Tav or Filth avenue. New York. They
aunter around the various springs by
themselves, they attend the hotel hops
,ften in groups, and at all hours OF the
Law ladies can be seen riding ont un-
accompanied by gentle men, driving
~ themselves. and being, therefore, well
lriven, as a lady expressed it,"