, 1877-10-08

peculiar vein, the ptInao of disease which Ia apt
10 uttark boys fl fine weather shortly previous
TO tho hour u fcIoot.opcnnr,-a disease which
ln fuaturcr years takes tic fuem Of 'Bu,i,lay
slckncss," nni Ia characterized by lis singular
prevalence on thu first day Of tho week, an,l tho
fact that 1t attalns its grratcst lntunstty about
tho time tho first bolls are ringing for church,
The youth whom It las tnnrkc,l Us d victim ID
attacked by simultaneous aches anu pains III
dlilesont sections Of bis anatomy. lle moves
abput lanxuid1y, refuses footlt anil 1uoks de-
jcrtc.a a,M unhappy. As time adva,wcs to-
wurJs acl,oot hour, hs syn.ntosns lurrcasc
Hope and fcnr condct 10 his buso.n ns he
watches TUG Siosk a,ld spcs.s!ats, as 10 wt'sthcr
oil 10 Ills round uf daily scholastic dru1gcry.
Every ting Iu hears his mothers v,iee hp Is
stnrtle1. When llc sGes her looking towards
hn l.c feels hts heart sink with apprehension.
Finally quartcr tot Is reached, m'icnl,c should
start, according to custuu. Onu would think
10 had every encouragement now, but be knows
that even at flyo minutes later i!e cun make
school by hurrytns. Tho agony Of the suspense
moyesl The ten minutes ore reached. Not
word haa been sail to him ahout school. Ills
mother sces that ao !s ton W to 60, and s,,o
sympathlzcs With him. Heaven bless hers DID
tLisi 'Iisous oi sunny fields and shauy wools
and running streams ,lttolt hciorc him, tt.rrtns
the very depths Of bis soul, aud filling Ills eyea
with tsars of gladness'
Like great shock tho beautiful pictures fail
away, mud llo is shut frotu tho plnnurlo of hopo
Into the abyss o! despair. There is no mIstak-
HMcrcy takesl hero you arc not ready for
sclooll Coma, start your bootsl"
~ DO not fcel well enough to 90 to SCHOOL,"
III gues. you aint dying, quite" ia tho fuart.
less reply; "and II yolt aIn't ut school you Will
Slvbr hN f1ttSy1ytnrhf,sNf fjurrV I
vi i bat 1t Is alrost O'Clock, and III DO late"
hc protests. IN desperation.
"Yoa have pientt Il tins; the clock 10 IL i nesriy af;
guartcr Of at hour last"
3lereitul heaycns! A quarter Of On hour fast !!
Bleeding at every porc Dt Ills hcaft, slammed by
sraT. sIsf in.o men II Il, uske. and uJer ill., at
aWl starts on his way lp a lsze1 manncr INT Is
pftlful 10 behold
OURS.
Tho economical baby puts its toes In its
mouth in order to mako both cuds meet.
Gen. Howard says he !s right GU the heels Of
tic 1ujians. There Is uothluy very cheering
about this, however. We have seen man right
on the heels Of mule, but he didn't seem to
hc gotting much tho batter ot Tic mulc.-Lask
eW.
"What are you dolug In here" shouted tho
man to tho tratnp whom he found comfortably
cnseonccl in llIs oilice-rhYIr. ~ didn't sec q
soul In round, aud 80 thought I'd" Didn't
sec sals," bfoko ~ tho iratc proprietor; "welt,
you'll SEQ ono nuH." And ha showed him one,
"0ood gracious, Seth" said Mrs. gpieer. as
tho Caledonia Society atrodo along, "nll plaillcl
anu rlusncd In tartan arrav," "what arc thusu
men parndinG with bare legs fort" Cau't
say. unless Il ls they ore not entitled 70 0aro
aruls,n said Spleen as he lifted his Lat to tho
bi,, chlef,-Dos{on Uul{tttH.
II Is said that unmllEtary men imagine that
soldiers nre always Aghttng., One OF the Duko
nf MArlbofDughF Generals dlniu9 With Tho Lord
Mayer, an Alderman WHO 3at next to him said,
"atr, yours must bo y very labaetous pr0fes-
sion." mo" replied tue General, tvs fight
nbuut four hours iI tho morning, an1 two or
three after dinner, anil thun wo have aIl the
rest Of the day to ourselves"
40 tathsr, l 700 SURFING crowd.
Toll uis what 4 may bu}
ohAth sMotAur 41nFt.riot
urokon out In our fair C1tt0fs
"cs,m thes, calm thso, thou fooIleh child;
No war, nu riot lhcte:
.'Tis uuiy hohtail cars boen stopped
1'ii, SUNG ono pays bis fAss."
"There Ia moi" wrote tho editor OF tho Dead
wood iAltty Champio", IN Iu!ctcr. hsoFe pence
the wl,ole Western country" Aud tllen, as tho
oitIeehoy entered 10 say that somebody wantct1
to zee h!in, he tuck Ills bowto between
his teeth, put Colts new ratttrn scyen-ehnot-
er on the deak III front Ut lttn. atlti said: JIM,
get out anuthcr cullin,-plaln plna one, thia
time,-aud lot tue son Of gun lnl''-l'9ck,