Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1877-03-28

his nose into measures that spoil the
constitution.
-Nolhing contributes to tranquilizc
the mind So much as u steady purpose
IA point on which the soul may fix
It's intellectual eye.
This is Gaelic proyerb "lf the
hest mans faults were written upon
i,is forehead. it would make him pull
hi, hat over bis eyes" aN"~
Thou oughtert TO call to mind tho
more heavy sutlerings Of others, that
10 thou mayest the better bear tune
own very small troubles.
Youth is the vernal season Of life,
and the blossoms it then puts forth are
indications Of those future fruits which
are to be gathered in future years.
-"Wbat do you propose to take for
youI cold p said lady to a sneezing
gentleman. "Oh, III sell it very cheap;
! won't higgle about the price at all"
"A child being asked what were the
three great ieasls Of the Jews, not un-
naturally and promptly replied that
they were Breakfast, dinner and
supper"
There is no truth in the report
that man was starved to death at one
Of the Saratoga hotels, because he re
fused TO fee the walters, He died
natural death.
Most people are rather cross, and
most people are unusually hungry, on
Sunday. No one can tell why il is,
but If we observe our acquantances
We shall find il to be true
-"What is the reason that your
wife and you always disagree ," asked
one Irishman Of another. Because
we are both of one mind she wants
to be master, and 20 do l."
Definition ofa kiss--A report from
headquarters.
Chorus" How exquisite How
refined How really quite too far
more than most awiully delicious !"
"A Norwich man calls himself on
his card Temperance Boot-maker."
The need Of temperance boots is appar-
ent for though they are not generally
drunk, its notorious fact that they
are often very tight.
-" Five or six months of married
I life, remarks veteran observer, "will
often reduce a naturally irascible man
to such condition Of angelic humility
that il wouldn't be safe TO trust him
with pair of wings"
-Botanists have a class of plants
which they name incompiete; we might
in the same sense speak Of incomplete,
imperfect men-those, namely, whose
longing and struggling are not in pro-
portion to their doing and performing.
A man will sec where there is
house full of children, one or two of
the eldest restricted, and the youngest
ruined BY indulgence; but in the midst
there are some that are, as it were,
iorgotlen, who many times, ncverthe-
less, prove the best
:" huS'ey' my poy says the pes
MONIES iowaj heg'aer' You maven
come bit too soon for when we hear
Of man up in Reading, Pa, being
beaten at euchre by learned pig, it's
about time to ask, Whittier are We
drifting g?'"
inc 'ale Loru puuIey once, upon
vienna ,auy remarklng impndentiy
10 MN, p" nat wreichediy Dau french
you al speak III LONDON answered
promptly, III Is true, Madam-we
have not enjoyed the advantage OF hav-
ing the rrench twice IN our capital
IF thou seek this or that. and
wouldst be IN such or such place, the
better to ENJOY Thy own profit and
pleasure, thou shalt never be at quiet,
nor Tree from trouble OF mind Tor IN
every instance somewhat VIII DO want
4 ing ana IN every place there VIII DO
some one TO cross tnee.
-To.day's duty can only be done
well to-day. Time and circumstance
are now favorable, ana we are IN the
best condition to perform 1t. To-mor-
row all VIII DC changed, other exigicn-
cles VIII arise, other Objects will claim
our attention, and our capacity Tor per-
forming that special duty will be sensi-
bly, diminished
No mans snirits Wa oyer burt
bv doing h,s dutv ON tho contrary