The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1877-03-22

tbnt they were about to yacate he cHthess.t
s,,rnr;sc and sorrow, and asked II tue i. .,ns
was NOT low. the location good, ara III.
nnichhors civil. 1t isn't that nc all st,
reniied the wife, ms she handed S|e. Wv. nt
last months rent. "We Wan'eN '" g..
~ here we could see the fIrc-seea'hets WIZ
thev r,,sbe,i out to tires, and that's why we
took your house. We've IiSed there ,es
months. sir, and not a blessed steamer i':s'
conc by, and we've got clear discouIaSeu.
Down ut my sisters, on sixth streetasthey
see an engine every day, and sonfe one occa-
sionally gets hurt, and there's some eAche-
ment. All the steamer that mas ever gone
iS your house in ten months was no steamer
at all, sir, but only an old woman cfmsinS
her husband mp and down with q wheer
barrow Detroit Free Press
That story that the EmperorJosepf, whlte
in Italy, broke down his carnage
and worked the bellows as the village black
smith repaired the damaged vehicle, has
inst eet round to Philadelphia, and creates
= great deal of excitement. 1t was banded
in some time before the Centennial, bilt,
owing TO the excitement Of the moment,
WINS out aside by city editors. 5oseph dieo
February 20. 1890 ...@.
There is n house still standing IN good re-
n,;r and retaining all its original proper
tions, on Pierce's Hill, near NeIsonset, ana
belonging to the estate OF the late Lewis
Pierce, which was built in 10p---BoSto'l
advertiser. This would make 1t to nave
been 452 years old at the time columbus
came over. We must go on and take look
ut that wonderful landmark
It an i'll wind that blows nobody good.
CSst ~ cheap
in New York, in consequence OF inc nyuio.
phob,a scare. that families OF oroinai!
means can afford to buy one or TWO anu GU,
joy the risk OF being bitten ana ay,ns o.
hydrophobia, just the same as the I HUI
AvenoodIes,-Ercha'ge. ----.-
A new Bedford baby swallowed an elsht-
nennv nail the other day, but, strange 10
saw. has not been afflicted with naiFmeht
in consequence. Neso forf commercial
Advertiser. 1t may he attacked vel
PITTSBURGH Leader. The child's parents
should spike to physician about lt.-Ho'-
risto,cn Herald.
The AlbcmarIe Club in London admltS
ladies. and has, therefore, been nlcknamed
the "MiddeseX" Club. A British hruCe,
who was asked to join it because he coulo
bring his wife, declined for that reason,
saving that he regarded club as "re1u2e
for husbands" .... ......
II is strange that the Democrats who OBJ
iect to Mr.. KEYS going into the new Cabl-
net have not vet called him turnkey, or
donkey. or one OF the whis-key ring, or
any other nice pet-name to be found in
large bunch OF keys in the English IAN
guage.-Phuadftphia Bulletin.
Will the person who sent US the poem be-
ginning, "Fare maiden, why shouldSt thou
be faults?" be kind enough to SEND us ms
name in order that we may have him IN
dicted before the grand jury. There is 4
point beyond which even nervousness
ceases to be forbearing.
Campauellfs idea was: III there were
an instrument for the ear by when we
could enlarge the faculty Of hearing, as the
faculty of sight is increased by the micro
scope and telescope, we should become sc-
uuainted with an entire polyphonic tone
world, ina$much as all motion produces
waves of sound"
Bismarck has been elected nm honorary
of Milwaukee fire company. Bis.
will not come over to run with the machine
until he learns some new and aWful eXpie-
yves 10 - uoltcl IuloaSu po0 Ioih -'N'
ristorn Herald. @~
A scientist devoted about half column
to explain g How to Burn Coal" Almost
ANYBODY who bad been ut housekeeping
month could have told him that was the
wrong side of the question to DISCUSS
Dan6ury Ne,oS.
A New Milford Conn., young lady, who
lost her SCALP over two years ago in button
factory, now brings suit for damages. The
defendants propose to take q switch 10 her'
but We'll venture something that chignoh-
suits them.-Erchange.
Tilden is to be envied in some respects.
He is free from that individual who conf
IDENTIFY leans over and says: alt was L who
first spoke of you for the presidency; you
couldn't fix me for a post-ofhce, or anything
easy, could your"
"Not inGd!" said n man who had been
bitten, when the owner undertook to soothe
him by telling him the dog was not mad;
"not mad! What in thundcr's he got to
be mad about, should like to know! It's
me that's mad !"
A New York druggist has six calls per
week from women who want to suicide.
He gives them powders IN place of poison,
and they are terribly sick, desire to live,
and do live, and some OF them marry rich
coal-lnerchants.
We are PANIED to learn that the Presi-
dent did not wear gloves at morning re-
ccption, and we sympathize with the fears
of the Washington aristocracy that such
shocking conduct is likely to shake the social
fabric to its foundation.
A wealthy Russian woman in Paris has
abandoned her horses and carriage and
taken to a low brake drawn by four dom
keys with scarlet trappings. The donkeys
are from Egypt, not from the United States.
The modern housekecper is now glad that
ker husband got an ulster during the win
ter. They make up splendidly into rag
1t is not likely that the wheels Of business
in the Senate will long be Kellogg-ed with
the Louisiana senatorship question.-Nor-
ristoaen Herald. ....
Baldheaded men are so numerous in Chi
cago that an audience in that city is said to
look, when viewed from above, like cob
ble-stone pavement Exchange.
4 kentucky editor remarks that ninety
nine out of hundred people make a
great mistake when they cut off dogs tail
in throwing away the wrong end.
Any lady can press her old bonnet over
into the ew.spring style by placing it on q
pavement block and let loaded ice-Wagon
back over it lengthwise.
1t is very sad to lose wife who brings
in several thousand dollars night. The
heart Of PATHS eX-husband must be nearly
broken.
Some hygienic writer says: "Let your
children eat all the salt they want" Bless
you, it isn't salt they want-it's sugar.