The Worthington advance., 1877-09-13
RACf LETTER6

RACf LETTER&
- B3eloMWesgfve several lekte1s@recAfY.l
ed from farmers. They are good "take
offs - and would do credit to Nasty in
orthography. We have-no candidates
Of our own, but we hope the people will
do something for these two friends;
>441 Mr.. EDDYTUR: SCENT idsalmost
lecshun, thot it wood beswell 10 dropp
yol*a line, and as want Rofiss, was
thinkin maybe you could help your old
friend sum by tolkin to the people. i
had thot to send out sum fellers thru
the kounty to lecshunear for NEE, but
the hosses Is all bissy nOw.~ We kin see
them goin out every mOrnin to lecshun-
ear, but IT will be purity hard fur the
kountry people to beside when thay see
all NV, us fellers a tryin to. git. on the
convenshun. But i must bring my let
ter to a pint aud tolk bizness, for win
ter is cumin on and unless i git intWo
the nue. cort house, i will have to liV on
releaf, but then shall make despert
struggle. i don't believe that we kan all
git in the cort house. Sum of us will
hav to stay outside. Now If you kan
seizure NEE an ofliss this fall we will
hav one cigar at the expence NV the
kounty. will hav to bring my letter
to a k1ose, but it seems lik q long time
time till 1ecshun. Chicken huntin is
most over. Then we will hav a hors
and we will run the "kounty and hunt
and make sure to git on the conven-
shun. No more. From '.'.
A Poly TIsHUN, =.
That would lik to git in the cort house
this winter. :>.,
Mr.. ED1TURE: AS you hav bin prin-
tin letters from farmers, and as thoze
afoursed farmers was a tawkin on the
rong eide, thawt I'D wright you'uns
letter wich want you should print
and korreck some mistakes as has bin
fl0tin round. Now, Pm farmer mi
self / hav patch of garden sass back
of town. and l want mi sa and Pm
bound to sa it eff it takes the har off,
In the 1st place. Mr.. Edyture, you
commense stirrin up of the towne on
pollyticks and a tawkin to the farmers
abowt putin of therselves into offiss
wicll think aint wright, fur they aint
-aint, that is, thay don't know enuff.
Ef I'm nominated fur offiss this don't
count. And agin, you tawk about a
Ring. Wat Ring? Their aint no Ring.
And wat hez that Ring dur? ask H.
gin, wat haZ that Ring dun? They aint
dun nothin, only wat was wright and
gust. Wat would hev become nv the
county eff they hadn't dun. wright, SC.
Didn't they rezolv and rezolute, and
draw ther pay and rezolve and draw a.
gin? I ask agin, wat wud the county 8,
dun ef it hadn't bin fur this towne?-
Wat wood the farmers a dun eff thay
hadn't looked after 'em in grashoper
times-and drawed ther pay? And wat
wood you 4 dun, Mr.. Editure, eff they
he'd run you out2 But mol They for
bore to sp.ire you and started a mother
paiper to help yourn and-drawd ther
pay. They hev hung on wen menny
wuZ leevin and the county waZ nigh on
to dezerted. They nobility hung on and
-drawd ther pay. I say thet saim Ring
thet yon hev abOozed hav nobbly ackted
ther part and now thet the grashoper
ll:sZ left you want to put farmers in
ther plase. Now thet tllay hav lived
without doin enything till they don't
want to do enything, you want to put
farmers in ther plase, farmers hoo don It
kare ef thay do work. say agin, and
l repeet it, the Wiring has dun gust
wright and not won Nv 'em must 60 out
(unless l am Eomynated in his plase. y
Now don't yon he q calm NV the far.
mers up to hold OffiSS nor to vOat, we
don't want 'em. Gust remember theze
words of wornin from
JABEz PATCH.
p. .S.-(Privit. MIR. Editure, eff you
can git me a of1iss wuth more nor S.
you needn't print this letter. I can
maik thet outon the leckshun. J. p.