The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-08-14
LADIES BAZAARE.
any NElGHBOR."

ID MN j Us not WASTE INV Ii!nT,
Nor even try tn love my neighi'r.
'.Iove tiou thy neighbnr" am dumb:
She lives next doc: To me;
4 single dame, with years o'er,ome;
Her age is ior,y-three.
All, IT wercsureiy foolish labor
For me to try To love my neisbor.
love thou thy meighbor ~ Heaven lore
fcnd.
lie hath III gold galore,
And at usnrio,l> rates doth lend
Me small SUMS at his store.
And wherefore should Squander labor
Or waste INV lo-e ON such neiyhb"r?
"I.ove thou thy neishbor p Nay, ~, so:
This were To much 10 ask;
NY heart with love Is all aciow,
Eat finds a happier task.
All not in vain my heart has sought her
You see love my neighbours daughter.
Many men are killed outright, but lew
servant. girls know how Ia live ont right.
Man sloris- in his strength; Woman
glories in her hair. Butter glories in both.
This Is the latest form oi wedding in
vitations: Come around and me
capture mother iIi-law at = o'clock,
sharp"
4 dealer in ready.ma,,e linen adver-
ti>es his shirts and chenises under the
mellihaous speculation Of male and lie
male envelopes
4 Baltimore belle, just from N.ssar Col
lege, when told by the waiter that they had
no gooseberries, exclaimed, what has
happened to the goose ~
Idi,irt saw I un,ierst ,o.l her. wouldn't
have the presumption to say that III any
woman" saws Dolly Nar,ien's father in
"Esrnaby Ridge.
A philosopher in en,bryois a little girl
vho, ON being asked il the mosquitoes bit,
said ye-, Lut she .ii.in't care 50 long ~ they
left her "room to scratch.
A Cincinnati lady, who was married last
wear, saws that man who will wear his
night shirts buttohed down the back Is
mean enough Ia eat pork in August.
! An oil Sanskrit sage wisely said: "Your
next neighbor is your natural enemy; the
! next but one il YOUR natural friend, be-
cause he j. the enemy ii your enemy"
"Ilo,,sekeeper" il informed that the Bal
Kan range, about which she has heard 81
much was not exhibited in the stove de-
partment Of the Centennial Exhibition.
Counting etiquette at Caracas makes the
fellow, il he Is not engaged, sit outside 81
his donkey anil talk with his sweetheart d
she sits in her window behind iron bars.
NJ man can see fashionable woman
make a wild dive for the bottom al he'
dress without fearing ior the moment tina
she Is gong q" Use her train to knock n.
I'd her bonnet.
A gentleman was Ol,s.rved one dav Ills
PLAYING n very thin Pair Of legs in kn'cker
hackers. when one friend remarked Il
another that ''th"s. calves must have beeI
taken awav ,ao Soon from their mother
A London la.ly III fashion not very par
ticular about her parts al speech Is n
ported Ia have exclaimed when she cam
buck from Nice anil found her husband ou
ri town Really, ] am the most aband"ne
woman in England
When Lady Role refused, soon afte
her husbands death, to let the hounds <
, ont once asked Chief Justice Tindal whe,h
er there would he any ha m ii they VOL
grape around their nccks. II can harsil
think" said Sir Nicolas. "ihat Il piece Z
Grape is necessary i will surely suffice
P they are in full cry
Married on an Order.
Ex-Governor CroOswell Of Michigan,
an grafton delivered on the Fourth, spok
: ~ follows Of his experience at Adrain
the early DAYS: ~The men Of years VII
are here will bear me witness that III
strineency of the times following the panic
I'll 1887 and 1857 was greater THAI at pr
? sent. Why, we'll remember in those da!
money was So scarae that il was d,fhcul
TO get twenty Eve cents in silver to pa
the postage then required on an Or'iinar
letter. Our circulating medium consiste
: mainly Of wildcat bank notes, individns
shinplsster and orders on stores. All Wa
batter and decker. when worked at m
trade u fell0w-workman wanted To con
summate am engagement made with a TAI
, friend III the opposite sex. lie called o
D our bos. for money sufficient tn pay th
clericle fee, a. usual on such occasions, bu
he could not get il. Our employer told hin
y that he had not taken in so in u Gontl
e But being man fertile in exPedient. h
q suggested to the workman that he woul'
|, give him an order for the amount Of I'll
marriage fee on q minister for whom he ":
soon TO build . house. This was finall
e accepted and used although it liked
have broken up the match. IA the preachs
, was Of the orthodox Baptism persuasion
, and at first the woman protested that 81
never would be married by close Con
. munion clergyman of that Denomination
She relented, however, and they were dn!
. united in matrimOny. and the order pal
the bill. You would consider the tim
very hard indeed nov il you were forced
J such straits ~ we were then to get none
!; ar secure work"
American Hsiresses in England.
London Truth has discovered that Anne
) lean heire~es are becoming importa'
= factors in the English matrimonial markt
= an announcement which the fair dauxhte
Of Columbia may accept a. satisfaction
, "IDutiou Assurance" Miss Stevens Is e
: ing To marry the con Of nObleman in IL
rOyal household, and rumor says that 81
has had the refusal Of many more b,
n | jeweled hand. and has even resisted u
sempts,ion OF the strawberry leavet. 81
IL q worthy SUCCESSOR to another bel
E Americans, who. when asked what 81
Il found to write 90 many letters about, =
piled: 81 am writing my declensions, Lo'
don il good enough To nirt in, bat ] mea
b to coningate 1t home" This penchant o
(: the part IL the English sang Pur for Anne
J, can beauty and American dollar may 81
/; able some Of our fair and wealthy Made.
tn gratify their democratic longines for Il
ulsr hnnosx without running the risk I
being taken in BY French waiter, Ge
]. man barber or an Italian pastry cook.
NJ. Sankey has been carrying on, in col
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