The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-07-19


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'efliite 81 81 sesess
t. Cieago pagers cal tic tor.
Mo- she mosAtly beesate Il made
. tgtslr 10 The oulsksfts
II snythlog w3l make a TELLER fetl
aey sbout lhs heart. Il i 70 TAX vel.
ssi . = couple q skyblae eyes. 10 a
dsex ach
The Hyad man says. Lightning
nssef strikes twice ia he sane place
suy mere ihaa ,va strawbcrrics hi, the
same eheri cake
An exchange Gays, speaking u =
contemporary. " Yoa may believe just
About ~ be- rays, Ase, bot which
halti That's tbe question.
Young nea who stand sroand ID
good clothes wih nothing 10 DO eau
ppw 10 10 wofE. This Illinois legisia.
tste offers $4,000 FOR = cure for bog
choierA
How % tell a mad dog. i The
title Of an article that Is gong the
rospds We haven't anything TO tell a
mad dog that We couldn't send 10 him
o. q postal card
- merchant asked bis Sabbath
SCHOOL class the other Sunday. " What
Is solitude and was answered by a
boy thai reads the papers, THE store
that don't advertise .
The OIL City Derrick suggests
When you see abec backing up towards
yon. spreading his coat-tail as he comes
aud there is DO other avenue OF escape.
est yonr throat from ear TO ear.
-celia ThAxter. Ia Der last poem.
Gays The sunrise never failed Us yet "
The lady is quite right, but we confess
with shame that on two or three oeea.
sipns we have failed the sunrise.
"A Danbury man describes a church
festival for raising money as an opera.
ton wherein one half the church buys
berries for fifteen cents a quart and
sells them to the other half for a
dollar.
My hotel is perfectly safe says
a Richmond LANDLORD Wires run
from every window sill TO the roof Of
the building opposite, aud balancing
poles can be had upon application at the
Office"
An American, after dining at a
london restaurant, paid bis bill, and
was about leaving. when The waiter
suggested that the amount did not 10.
eiude the waiter. "Ah !" said the
man, "but | didn't eat the waiter |"
One Of our best young men was
caught out in The rain the other even.
ing without an umbrella, and before lac
could get his high standing collar OF
be was nearly drowned by the pond 81
rain water that accumulated inside its
lofty walls.
Mamma tearfully inquired an
uptown girl, "why can't ! have a pony
pb@ton this SUMMER Everybody thai
il anybody has one.' "Ny child. you
know have passed the appropriation
but your pa has vetoed the BILL
Jones remarked that he hated thil
lightning thatfddled around aud danced
up aud down like 4 drunken monkey
What be wanted was a good SHARP
fash land when it came be went anc
hid himself between two leather beds.
"A German lost his wife, and III,
next week married again. and his new
wife asked him 10 take her out riding
lie felt indignant that she should hav,
40 more respect than that for his de
ceased wife, and said "You dink
ride out nit anuder woman 30 sool
after the death Of mine frau I"
gentleman living ia the sabar 10
was taking aim al a hawk that wa
perehed on a tree near his chicken
coop. when bis little son exclaimed
Don't take aim. papa. let IL go OF b.,
accident % "Why so asked th,
father Cause every gun that goe.
% by accident always hits somebody.
Mamma," asked aresident young
siet, "is our hen going to be sent ava,
for the summer II guess not. n,
son, she replied "but why DO yoi
AK Apolt a Question: Because
heard pa tell our new hired girl tia
they would have such a sweet Tin
when BE- sent his old hen away FOR III
summer .
n sosac philantbropist entrusted
trunk With a hive Of bees IN it TO tn
tender metcies Of a baggage smasheI
sud the latter handled il with abou
as much genlleness a. though il wa
SIMPLY filled with glassware. aad ib
bees came cut 10 see what was III
usaeE HaH "a hour afterwards I'll
baggage smAsher was a sad spectacl
for a tcc.holdcr to behold.
a penno lvania Datchman, wh