The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-07-26

vades the rail, but also the female mind
The proprietor Of the hotel 1T Crlttenden
SPRING. la, iolt the force OF this truth.
lie has been in the habit OF setting his
boarders down 20 their meals without
supplying the table with black pepper.
The ladies who are Summcring there
came to the conclusion they would stand
no such racket and organizing them
selves into society, of which a prom
inent Cairo lady Is the president, lie.
manded black pepper or blood. The pro-
prictor acceeded to their request. and is
now serene. Our friend John Q. IIar-
man i our authority Tor this.
The enemies of the Projection Life
insurance company lose no opportunity
TO throw obstacles in the way of that
company, and are trying by all manner
Of means TO create feeling Of dlstrust
and insecurity in the minds of ils policy
holders. The Protection Life Is un.
doubtedy n safe and sound company,
and in fact is the OILY Illinois company
now doing business. For the inlOrma.
ton of the policy holders in Caro-, we
give place 10 tn" following Springfield
special to the Chicago Times of the 23d
inst; ~ he auditor Ia; received further
evidence Of the conspiracy to destroy the
Protection Life insurance company, Of
Chicago, which has been arranged by
the officers and agents Of the eastern
companies. As shown by the lastreport
OF the auditor, published in the Times,
the Protection il the only Illinois com
pany still doing business, and the evil
dence OF he conspiracy against It in the
hands Vi the auditor is such that he Will
proceed next week to exclude the com
panics engaged in it from doing business
in the state,
Ths King of France with twice ten thou,anu
Marehedup tie hill. and then marched down
again,
And thus, yesterday morning. the head
typo OF the BULLETIN, with twice tour
men, marched out OF our office, and then
marched back again. They were on
strike, and the leader OF the gang struck
us thus: More wages or damned il we
stick another type. What dye say
"Why certainly said We, "we've been
thinking Of raising wages tor some time
state your terms This the spokesman
did with the air of a man who realized
the importance OF the task before him,
and we Immediately set matters right,
and the rel IN of terror and blOodshed
which was 50 eminent for awhile, was at
an end. The news OF the strike had
spread like wlldiire, and Mayor Winter,
with his usual promptness, to avoid the
loss OF lie and destruction OF property
which usually follows such a trench
Gus outbreak, had the police and militia
drawn up in his back yard, ready for any
emergency. Happily, their services were
not needed, and they were given orders
to disband.
Our respected and wise friend, De-
mosthenes, OF the Sun, who in days gone
by was ilatteringly christened "Sitting
Bull, with perceptible display OF dis
gust. AZ our little stock of knowledge,
gives us this, the unkindest cut ofall;
HERES YOUR "YEAsT.'
We lind the following in the Eai}NH
Of this morning:
"kingley's yeast, can be procured at
tue Cairo Public Library this tuesday
evening"
kingley is new yeast manufacturer.
What we want TO know is whether King
ley makes the "compressed,' The "dry
hop or the Twin Brothers article.
All these are said to be good, ana if the
new article is to be procured at the libra
ry, we haye no doubt it viii be found
first class. If, however, "kingley's
yeast should turn out to be "kingley's
East, a valuable book just published,
then no one need be surprised.
This from YOU, Davis, 90 like an angel
OF peace and charity How could you, by
these cruel words, seek to inspire us with
a feeling OF dislike, We know how ig-
norant we are, for the Lord in all his
goodness, did not see fit to bless US with
a great brain, as he did you. You are
one OF his chosen children. With "A care.
iul eyeand tender hand. he has led you
in the beautiful valley where abundant
knowledge of all things awaited but to
be ground into ."smidgens' by your
powerful mind. The Lord, Davis, did
not favor you with your untold store OF
wisdom that you might poke iun at
those inferior to you, but that by drop
ing here and there grain of your
wealth OF knowledge you might bring us
poor dumb creatures out OF the darkness
that envelops lis. But thus far you have
failed to show,yourSeli equal to the task
the Lord has consigned to you. To "raisen
yourself in the eyes of Him and your
fellow lEln2s, we refer you to kings
ley's Icast"-not "hingsley's East"
"a valuable book just publlshed"-
which we have every reason to believe
will prove OF much benefit to you. And
yet, Davis, "Where Ignorance is bliss,
It's folly to be WISE Don't you think
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HOOK SHOOTS