Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-11-21
OFFICIAL PAPER OF LYON COUNTY.
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

Maid to order The waitress.
Two buttin' kids-Young goats.
Boxing gloves are two buttin' kids.
Sugar Town boasts of having sweet
girls. IS ETE
The scenter Of civillzation-Co-
logne.
The sick man Of the East is lit
tile worse.
Earthquakes are signs OF trouble
in the laud.
A Ghost of a lawyer is practiciDg
in Nebraska. 5a
The Berger family is goingrto have
Anna in Cuba.
The Gar stands ready to catch it
when Plavna falls.
.Coloied buoys are placed at the
entrance Of barbors.
Turkeys do not like the Thanks
giving proclamation.
We have never had snakes in our
boots. We wear shoes. tt.'-
DISTINCTIONS in the side walks of
life occur to every man.
There are men who will have an
ism, il 1t has to he rheumatism.
The course and force Of the wind
should be governed by blew laws.
Sunset Cox put off on the Library
committee is Sunset with backset.
Mamm,n has strong hold on our
churches es-$3, 900, 900 IN mortgages.
Money that bank officers get away
with is charged to running expenses.
Detestable-A girl trying to be
woman, or woman trying to be II
girl.
David Davis can't find in the Sen
ate man heavy enough to pair off
with.
OF all the clubs, "c0me home
husband club" is most liked by the
ladies.
"That's a dinner | never can frog
eat" said Grant after the French
banquet.
Brigham Young had only one
haads0me wife out of a possible
nineteen.
The brave man is not afraid to dye.
He is more afraid of being seen with
gray whiskers.
Napkin rings are made of Russian
leather, so as to compare with the
average beefsteak.
A Detroit man told a pcrsistently
.inquisitive inquirer that he lost his
leg on the election.
The little busy bees Of jackson,
Miss, have been filling church
steeple full Of honey.
"Her voice is delicious-pure as
moonlight and AS tender AS an old
Shirt" said rural editor.
A lady presented Spotted tail with
a picture of Venus, and the savage
remarked: "Ugh! no blanket" .a
Gen. Siegie has bought farm in
Maryland for his two sons. They
will not Eight nit Sicgel" for that
The Hawkeye man warns religious
newspapers against stealing jokes
and trying to save souls AT the same
time.
DR.. Mary Walker was detected in
the Russian army by the reckless
ease with which she threw herself
into the breaches,
What IS the difference between a
Jew and lawyeri The one gets law
from the prophets and the other
profits from the law.
Athletic sport for ladies es-,Jumping
at conclusions; talking round sub
ject; running through a novel, and
skipping the dull chapters.
Joaquin Miller says the Billy Piper
of his "Danites" is "true picture OF
his life when, as boy, he had run
away from home, and after escaping
from the Indians, lived among the
miners" Miller is joaquin.
There is danger IN all sorts cf flags
but the white flag. You are liable to
be wounded nnder the battle flag,
sold out under the red flag, meet
death under the black flag and catch
the smallpox under the yellow.
William Penn was one of the best
men who ever lived. He could rob
the Indians Of entire territories OF
land without making any sort of n
disturbance. Now it takes full
regiment of cavalry and brigadier
general to get mule away from