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Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

SCARCITY OF MONEY.-Thsre is no doubt
but the present eoAqisie1 CT al, kinds of bust.
ness and industry is ~fearfully depressed, and it
b%ehooves every family to look carefully to their
expenses. Winter is coming on when children
are liable to Group, Whooping Cough, ect.
Coughs sna oGids will prevail eyerywhe ere, apd
Consumption, witt, ether throat ana lung dis
ease, will carry OF many. These diseases
should not be neglec ed. Doctors bills are ex-
%tensive, and we would advise our people TO use
BoscHEE's GERMAN SYRUP. 1t never has failed.
One bottle at IS cents will keep your whole
family we'll during tbs viatsf. Two doses will
relieve eng eass. Sold ia all towags Ia /. the Uni
ted States, and by your Druggists Dr.. N. wayt
: Bro and Geo W. May j. Go.
HUGH M. MclLHASy is ageet fos tails sectien Of
Virginia fer FfeHapla'a Celebrated Porcelain
Pumps.
Il. M. Mol4HANY is agent for R f.. Miller's
Baltimore Fireproof Safes.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16
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Why? because inhala-
ton is the only way
that the Air Passages
can be reached and Ca
tarrh is II disease Of the
Air Passages of the
Head. Use this Treat
mentas we direct which
is easy and pleasant,
and We guarantee 2 per-
fe:t CURE of Catarrh.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

9 s6PDISEASED GUNS
DECAYED TEETH !
MEADE Il BAKERS CARBOLIC MOUTH
WASH will positively heal spongy, blesding,
and liberated gums; arrest decay OF the teeth
and destroy the offensive odor caused by these
diseases. 1t is an excellent GARGLE for Sore
Throat, and leaves a refre shing and pleasant
taste in the mouth.
epared solely by
MEADE & BAKER, Pharmacists,
Richmond, Va.
Price, SOC. a bottle. Sold by druggists gems
orally. augls-ly
@
GEO. D. THAxToN, R.. G. NICHOLAS,
Late Rleir g. Thayton of Virpinia
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16
Consumption

DYSPEPSIA WE
C q r Liver and
Kidney co plants are
effectually reached by
~Oxygenated Air.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

H. M. MclLHANY keeps on hand a large stock
of Iron. Nails and Horse Shoes. Low for cash
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16
THE NEW OYSTER HOUSE
STUFF BROS
STUTZ'S BUILDING
AUGUSTA STREET.

STUTZ'S BUILDING,
AUGUSTA STREET.
FRESHFlSH and VEGETABLES constantly on
A SPLENDID Ice House we'll stocked with Ice un
der the floor, affording the best facili-
ties for keeping everything
NICE AND COOL.
The establishment has just been reftted and
we'll stocked, and the experience of
WALTER STUTZ
in this line of business, is a sufficient guarantee
for the future.
rs Highest cash price paid for Irish Pota-
toes ard Cabbage.
Feb. 2-6m.
CALL ON W. NJ. DlNKEL FOR CHEAP
GROCERIES.
TYREE'S CIGARS.-Just teceived, a Fresh
Stock of
IMPORTED
AND
KEY WEST GIG AIRS,
Genuine Havanas,
Very Fine and Cheap.
Call and get
A GOOD SMOKE 81
q For -
A LITTLE MONEY
TYREE'S DRUG STORE,
No. 6. E. Main Street,
The only place in the City where you can get
the GENUINE.
Feb. Ally.
TIMOTHY SEED for sale by
oct6a BAKER Bros.
NICE ORANGE MARMALADE for sale by
W. NJ. DINKEL.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16


Can be cured. Why :?
because we have cured
hundreds of cases, some
of them being given
over to die by all phys
icians of other schools
of practice. Consump-
tito is a disease of the
Air passages and over
two-tbirds of the cases
are caused by Catarrh.
" e guarantee q cure if
you will come in season..
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

tallic Burying Gases. Elegant Hearse always
ready for use at S. NJ. WILKES.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16
ASs7'HW /!

WE GUARANTEE
TO U R E Coughs,
G o d s, Diptheria,
Pneumonia, Neuralgia
and nearly all other
severe attacks when
all other remedies fail.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

T OST,-Aaout the 25th Of January on the
A. Main street in Stanton or on the
ssrkersburg ROAD near Stnunton, a fine FUR
APE nearly a golden color. Finder will be
literally rewarded by leaving it at the VINnI.
GATOR OFFICE.
feb9. IF
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

Il. M. MoiIHANY is agent for R Fl. Miller's
Baltimore Fireproof Safes.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16
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Why because Asthma
ls Il contraction of The
Bronchial Tubes, caus-
ed by Inflammation and
irritation of tho mucus
membrane lining the
Bronchial Tubes. Use
~Oxygenated Air as we
will direct and we will
warrant a Cure. We
ha We cured cases of 20
years standing.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

Farmers will find it to their interest to see us
before selling. BAKER eros.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

W. Fl. GRooNs, Auctioneer.
feb9-tds.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1877-02-16

NICE ORANGE MARMALADE for sale by
W. NJ. DINKEL.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

The following preamble and reso-
luton, introduced by Senator Texada
of Rapides, was unanimously adopted
by the General Assem- by of the Mich
oils government:
WHEREAS, The inaugural address
of the present Executive of the ma
ton indicates fixed determination
to restore harmony to the people of
the South by establishing policy of
paciication for one of coercion, and
by recognizing the rights of said peo-
pie of the South To local self govern
lnent free from Federal interference !:
therefore, be it
RESOLVED, That we accept this dec
claration of the National Executive of
intervention in the affairs of the
States Az "a happy ausury for the flu
ture, as made in good faith and the
true spirit of the Constitution, and
that this General Assembly will earn-
estly cooperate with President Hayes
IN every effort to restore confidence
and fraternal relations among the
whole people of this great country,
and to this end it pledges ali the pow
er aud influence at it's command to
secure the great object for which gov
ernments were instituted, viz To
guarantee protection To life, liberty
and property to every human being
within its borders.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

MAYORS OFFICE, March II, 1877.
The Council met this day at o'clock p.
NJ
A. Montecino Alderman LIST ward; Jos.
Hiss, j. A. Duffel, Aldermen End ward; ID.
Butler, Alderman 3rd ward.
Absent-N. Ross.
The minutes of the last meeting were read
and on motion of Jos. A. Duffel, were cor
rected so as to read that the appointment of
w. G. Wilkinson as assistant Town Collector
were then approved.
To the Mayor and Town Council:
Gentlemei-We, the undersigned owners
of the steam ferry Little Minnie. finding it
impossible to land at the present position of
The ferry lanulng owing 70 scarcity of water
at that place, respectfully request the priv
ilege to place same landing at any point
within the corporation as we will find suit
able for same. Hoping to receive a speedy
and favorable answer to above petition, we
are respectfully. your obedient servants.
NALSIN BOURGEOIS, j. Y LACEY,
CAMILLE LEBLANC, Il. X MOUSSE.
Since writing above we have moved for
accommodation of business ON land owned
OJ Mrs. Maurln.
On motion of Jos. A. Dufel, duly Sec
onded, the above petition was received and
referred to ID committee of three members of
the Council to be appointed by the Mayor
The Mayor appointed on said Committee
Messrs. Jos. A Dnffcl, A. Montecino and ID.
Butler.
The following communication was pre-
sented, and on motion, duly seconded, the
same was laid on the table, subject to call
STEAMER ASSUMPTION,
Donaldsonville, March ), 1877.
70 his Honor the Mayor and members of the
Town Council of the town of Donaldson
vile:
beg leave to call your special attention
@ the distractions 10 navigation at present
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

IDr. TownsenfFs 0xy~
Igenated Air viii puri-
|fy the blood in enc
third the time that
any other known REM
'edy can. Why be-
cause to inhale Oxy-
|genated Air it goes
direct to the Lungs
and passes through
the tissues and comes
i'm direct contact with
the blood as it is fore
ed into the Lungs by
the action of the heart.
All the blood IN our
veins returns to tho
EAeart every four lnin-
iNtes if. the blood is
coed, and is forced
Ifroau the heart to the
IluAgs, and the mere,
Oxygen you illhale IN
to the lungs the more
you purify the blood,
When Oxygen comes
I'm contact with TIL,
impurities in the blood
lit carbonizes and
burns. causing tho
blood to be heated sa
that it warns every
part of tho body. as it
goes on its revolutions
through the system,
II year blood is pure
you can not be sick,
We drive Mereprv
and all other ilnpuri.
ties out of the blood.
We guarantee to pur-
ify the blood iR ono
third the time of any
other known remedy,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

Internationalists paraded at Berne
on the anniversary of the Paris Com
mune. The police seized the red flag
borne in the procession and IL fight
ensued, during which several gems
d'armes aud Internationalists were
wounded.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

5000 Can't be made by every agent
NpOOO every month in the business we
furnish, but those willing to work can easily
earn dozen dollars day right in their own
localities. Have no room to explain here
business pleasant and honorable Women.
and boys and girls do as well as men. We
will furnish you complete Outfit free. The
business pays better than any thing else.
We will bear expense of starting YOU Par
ueuiafs free. Write and see. Farmers and
mechanics, their sons and daughters, and
all classes IN need of paying work at home,
should write to us and learn abont the vorl2
at once. Now is the time. Don't DELAY. Adj.
dress TRUE 4 CO., Augusta, Maine
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

Can be cured. Wby9
because we've cured
hundreds of cases,
some of them being
given over to die by
all physicians of other
schools of practice.
Consu,nption.is a dis
ease of the Air Passa-
ges and over two
thirds Of the cases are
caused by Catarrh..
We guarantee q cure
if you will come liz
season.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

A cendition of anarchy exists in and
around Caddo, Indian Territory, that
part of the country being under the
control of band of desperadoes. The
ruffiaus recently attacked freight
train AMI during the fight which en-
sued with the train men, one OF the
latter was killed.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

According to the 4dUocate, an i'm
proved coadition of society now exists
in East Baton Rouge parish. That
paper says:
We are pleased to learn that plant
ing throughout our parish is progress
ing finely. The weather has been and
continues to be very favorable aud
planters are taking every advantage
oft. The good feeling existing here
bow between the white and colored
people is having its good effect in
both classes going to work together
With energy to make good crops this
ysar. There's life in the old land yet
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

Nelson Brown, John Henry Denis,
Lucius Thomas, and Adam Johnston,
all colored, were hung at Aiken, S. G.,
on the 10th inst, for the murder OF
two Germans, Houseman and Port
manu-, near that place. on the End of
November last. The convicts all con-
fessed their guilt while on the gal
lows.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

One OF our most prominentplanters
walked deliberately into the Record
erss Office last Tuesday, aud caused
several mortgages against his planta-
tion, amounting ta S;32 900, to be can
celled. His property is now free of
jncmnbranees of any kind, and every
either planter oRgltt to be enabled to
10 the same. especially after the two
good Seasons we have bad. If another
good crop does not put all in arrears
out of debt, then there seems little
virtue in sugar planting Vest Baton
R0age Sagdr Planter.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

VIM. O'Brien, peddler, was way
laid and murdered by negro named
Edward Wells, near Buckhead, Ga.
Whites and blacks assisted in captur-
ing the murderer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

All the monitors at Port Royal, ex-
cept the Dictator, have been ordered
to Savannah To remain in fresh water
two or three months to clear the bot
toms of barnacles.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

1t is now nearly four years until
leap year, and we are glad of it. This
thing of refusing girl after girl is II
severe strain upon mans highly
strung sensitive organism.
A bbeyilIe Banner
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
Steamboats, = Regular Packets.

Vicksburg and New Orleans.
Katie lin place of r. e. Leel, leaves every
Tuesday at p. NJ; returns every Sunday
Frank Pargond, passes up TIL 7rsday night
down Tuesday night.
Satche=, passes up Saturday night down
Thursday afternoon.
Bayou Sara and New Orleans.
Cor. 1Heu, passes up Monday and Friday
nights; down Wednesday and Sunday
evenings.
Baton Rouge and New Orleans.
81. John, leaves New Orleans Monday ut S
Z. M. and Friday at II NJ; returns We'd
nesday and Sunday.
Bayou LafOurcho and New Orleans.
Trenton, leaves New Orleans every Thurs
day and Monday at 5 Z. NJ. returns every
wednesday and Sunday in daylight.
Henry Tcte, leaves New Orleans every Mon
day at 3 P. NJ, and Friday at 10 A. ~
assumption, leaves New Orleans Monday as
2. NJ. and Friday at 10 A. NJ; returns
=. Wednesday and Sunday in daylight.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
w G. WILKINSON,
NeWSdealer and StatiOner.
Railroad AUenue,
DOYALDSONKILLE IA

UUNILUSUN FILLE, LA
Dealer in all kinds of Books, Newspapers
Periodicals, Pictures, Blank Books, Pens,
Ink, Toys. Fancy Articles, Garden and
Flower seeds, etc
Subscriptions to any newspaper or period
zeal received at publishers rates ANY thing
in the reading line not ON hand will be pro,
cured at the shortest possible notice.
Call at the sign of the
Ascension News Depot.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24


why ! because Asth-
ma is a contraction of
the Bronchial Tubes,
caused by intianllna-
|tion of the mucus
membrane lining the
Bronchial Tubes. Use
'Oxygenated Air as We
direct and we will
war; ant a Cure. We
have cured cases of %
years standing.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
Town of DonaldsonVille.
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
New Orleans & Texas Railroad.

The steamer st. Francis Belle leaves head
of Bienville street, New Orleans, daily at
7:30 /. N.
Mail train leaves Westwego daily Sundays
exceptedj at 8:45 A. NJ. arrives at Donald
sonvllle at II NJ. Returning, leaves Don
aldsonville at 1870 p. NJ, arrives at New
Orleans Asa.
Sunday train leaves Westwego and arrives
ut D0naldsonville IN above; leaves Don
aldsonville at 2 Z. NJ, arrives at New Or
leans at 5,
C.E. PAYNE, Gen1 Agt.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
PnHrth JHdieial District.

comprising the parishes OF Ascension, st;
James, St. John the Baptist and st. Charles. ]
District Judge, ,,M Norris Marks,
District Attorney,r---,---F. Is. Earhart.
Regular terms of Court in Ascension open
on the third Mondays of June and Decem-
her.
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why 2 for the same
reason as given above
The Bronchial Tubes
are simply conductors.
to carry air to tho
lungs, hence Inhala-.
ton must go direct to-
the seat of the disease
and if you follow our
directions we guaran--
tee to CURE Broncili-
it's.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
Parish of Ascension.


Representative, Frederick FOb5.
GlosteF HI. Hill,
Parish Judge, ----.--s..-- Henry 0. Maher,
Parish Attorney, ------.,, Frederick Duffel,
Clerk of the Court, .------L. +. Bentley,
hecOfueff -------- w. W. DutocAI
Secretary and Treasurer, = +. Vicknair,
lax COLLECTOR
Sheriff, .-.---------.---.-P Peter A. Jones,
Coroner, J. Sullivan, Jr.,
Jail Physician w M. Metialilard,
Supervisor of Registration, Louis Lefort,
Public Administrators, jean C.. Matthew,
Official Journal .D'yille CHIEF.
PoLICEJ URoRs.-R o. Landry, President:
Henry Heylnan, Hillery Rice, z. A. Alleman
and Arthur Burnett,
BOARD OF SCHOOL DIREcTORs-Pierre
Landry, President; Rodolphe Brand, Secre-
tary and Treasurer; G. II. Hill, Henry o.
Maher, Jacob Warner, Chas. E. Nesnith.
Augustus Knight, l.. E. Bentley, Louis
Butler.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
Seventh Senatorial District.

st. James
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

WE GUARANTEE
TO CURE Coughs,
Colds, Diphtheria,
Pneumonia, Neural
gia, and nearly all
other severe attacks
when all other REM
edies fail.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
Arrears of Pay, Isounty. &c.

~
Federal Officers, Soldiers, and Sailors ne
the late war or their heirs, are in MANY cases
entit!ed to money from the Governmenf
which has been found to be due since finaf
payment Write full history of service. and
state amount Of pay and bounty received.
Certlfieates of Adiutant General T.. S. A..
showing service and honorable aliseharge
e,reg from IN place Of discharges as pro-
enclose stamp to Gilmore IE 60.
ana fuil reply, with blanks, will be sent free
tensions! Pensionsyy
All Federal Officers, Soldiers, and Sailors
wounded, ruptHFed, or injured in the line o.
duty ~ the late war, and flisahied thereby
can obtain pension f'''s
Widows, and mipor children of Officers
soldiers and Sailors, who have died sincf
diseh8rge, of disease. contracted, or wounds
a. Injuries RECEIVED in the service and II;
me 81 duty, can procure pensions nv adj
aresslng Gilmore Il Co.
Increased rates for Pensioners obta;ned
Bounty Land Warrants procured for serricd
~ wars prior to March 8, 1855. There are
no warrants 19l granted for service in tile late
Send stamp to GILMORE 4 s,Sa.
" sssiaIngton, ID. G., for full instruci
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
. a IL t i O n

There are uRprineipled persons in Bostoo
and elsewhere that are putting up a BOGUS
Liquid and trying to palm it off AS NJ =
TREATMENT, or Oxygenated Air, and claim.
ing 1t to be like mine. None genuine unless
the words 9 DIR. T0WNSEND'S OXYGEN
AfED AIR ARE BLOWN IN BOTTLE Ann
rokIhAIf On LABEL f24-ly
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
Consumption!

DYSPEPSIA WE
CURE. Liver and
Kidney complaints
are effectually reach
ed by Oxygenated
Air.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
A MEXICAN AND FOREIGN PATEN'
Gilmore, Smith & Co.

Successors to Chapman, Hosmer & Co,
Patenta prosured in all countries. Ma
uutil patent is granted. Preiiminaryy 6xa,nss
nations free. Our valuable pamiipIilet sent
free upon receipt Of stamp. Address FNs
GILMORE. SMITH & Co,
Waskio 0fnu n n
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

existing along each bank of that portion OF
Bayou Lafourche, which is subject to your
Jurisdiction. At the present stage OF water
the bayou is rendered almost impossible by
the accumulation OF drift wood and various
styles of boats tied to the bank. have
therefore to request of your honor such in
structions to your suhoYdinates as Will re-
quire at least one side of the bayou to be
unobstructed. l am, sir,
Very respectfully,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24

BRONCHITIS!

ALL PERSONS
that read this are in
vited to send for our
large and beautifully
illustrated paper, sent
free to any address.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
The following bills were approved !:

DAVID ISRAEL,
Secretary.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1877-03-24
Proceedings of Common Council,
Town of Donaldsonville.
REGULAR MEETING.

MAYORS OFFICE, March II, 1877.
he Council met this day at o'clock p.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1877-12-14

TIT FOR TAr.-Scr,be, the dramatist,
met his match in nobleman ambitious
OF gaining aliteraryreputation by proxy
| from whom he received the following
curious epistle: SIR have the hon
or 10 propose to you to associate YOUR
self with me in the composition Of a
| drama. Your name will figure BY the
side Of mine: you alone composing the
play, and alone defraying all expen-
ses of the first representation. You
shall have all the profits, for work only
for glory"
Scribe replied: "SlR-I have never
been accustomed to harness together
in my carriage a horse and an ass;
am, therefore, unable to accept your
kind offer"
The nobIeman closed the correspon-
dence with:
MONSIEUR ScRIBE-I received your
note of refusal to unite our literary ef-
forts. You are at liberty not to under
! stand your own interests, but not 10 al
low yourself TO call me horse"
Would-be-wits are apt to have the ta-
bles turned upon them. At dinner in
honor Of Nick Denton, one Of the staff
OF the Illinois Central Railway, his
friend Jack Wallace, intrusted with the
toast Of the evening, proposed it in this
wise:
"The two Nlcks-Old Nick and Nick
Denton ~
Denton rose to respond. saving he
appreciated the honor conferred upon
him by connecting him with Mr.. Wal
lace's most intimate friend, and scarce
ly knew how to reGuite the compliment;
but as one good turn deserves another
he would give:
THE two Jacks-Jack Wallace and
Jackass ~
Judge Humphreys. who made him.
self recently SO conspicuous in the Pat
terson eStradition case, was once forced
TO bunk with an humble Irishman. and
finding his enforced bed-fellow by nc
means overwhelmed BY the company oi
person OF his dignity, observed:
pat, you would have rema aimed long
time in the old country before you
could say YOU had slept with Judge.
True tor you, said Pat; ''snd yer
Homer woaid haze been long time in
the ould country, I'm thinkin, before
ye'd be a judge"
When Lincoln and Douglas stumpcd
Illinois as rival candidates. the latter m
one OF his speeches declared he remem.
bered his opPonen, when he served H.
! cuor behind bar.
That so, said Lincoln; ''bnt the
Judge has forgotten TO mention thai
while was serving the liquor on one
side of the bar, he was drinking il on the
other"
Saint Mary's beacon., 1877-12-14

A LIFE Insurance COMPANY on A
New ANb LIBERAL PLAN.-All person.
contemplating life INSURANCE, should ex-
anime the prospectus Of the Dead Sure
Life Insurance Company, all OF whose
policies are to be null and void a. spe.
Gifted:
If the assured kills himself
II he lets anybody else kill him.
Ii he lets his br, ath smell Of whis-
key.
II he dies without the written consent
of this company.
II he is addicted 10 ,igh, iscing.
II he gets tight in any way.
Ii he COOS to sea except by rail.
II he drinks.
IL he eats anything.
II he goes 10 Co1gfes. without the
vote of the Company.
lf he handles gun powder, face pow
der or baking powder
II he r,ns q steam engine.
Ii a steam engine runs him.
II he is blown up by a steam boat.
Ii he is blown up by his wife.
II he runs for office.
II he dies in liquor.
If he dyes his hair.
II he is caught lying west OF the
twenty first meridian OF longitude from
Washington.
II he is caught lying at all.
The proofs OF death will be:
Certificate from the physician who
had hand in hiss death.
2. A certificate from the undertaken.
8. A certificate from some respecta-
bic resnrrectionlst in socod standing.
4. A certificate from the deceased
himself, 10 the effect that he is really
and truly dead, and no shananigan.
Terms lower than by any other com
Pany.
Agents wantedm all parts of.he eesn'
try.