The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-07-17

come wives, are the kind that shake roll
ing pin under mans nose with italicized
emphasis"
IL was, no doubt, IN unintentional mis-
take, and the paragraph, itself, is not ex-
cePtionally brilliant; but such as it IL. il
belongs to the BAzoo.
The Moberly Enterprise Monitor sets
down pretty hsri ON the st. Louis J,mnab
in its opinion on the railroad land steal
The indignation Of the Jm,nai is accounted
for in the conviction that it, side Of the
house has monopoly in larceny.
Sister Sankey wants to lease her PRINT
ing ofiice.-Enterpriss- .Monior.
And littls Henry, too?
Why shouldn't they he called Huckle-
berries. A body has tn buckle" around
pretty lively To get them.
1t is u remarkable fact that when one
little boy shows another little boy that a
pistol is loaded, the cherubir, get ready to
rejoice over the advent OF . new angel.
! Dick Sylvester, Of the Pennington
Times. has disposed Of his Colorado girl for
= bunch Of 6re-crackers.
The Pennington Tmss announces that
Field, Of the Jownai. is going to the Hot
Springs, and adds "that he's been there be-
fore" Who would have thought that Miss
Engenia was that kind OF girl,
| William Shakespeare was married al
Bridgeport. the other night. His mid
summer Nights Dream" has Just COM
menced.-Aacny Argus.
Do you refer to the "Taming Of the
Shrew y-E.
"As You Like It."-!S~utoya Register.
1t will prove "Love's Labor Los,"-NY
GapAie.
Not il they give "Nleasure for Measure"
in the matter Of love-Norr;ssorn Ii,,aid.
This seems to he Much Ado About Moth
ing."-.& Louis Journal.
| It's the beginning Of 1.-THE Tempest"
Georgia reports cream colored crow
Ny. Times.
Yes, aud more wonderful to relate, many
thousands of cream-eolored blacks.--CzlnI-
90 Journal.
Taken altogether, this may refer to the
famous Jim Crow.
Did ANYBODY ever see Soldene eat corn
of the cob?-NY. Herald.
Certingly. We've seen her with IN ear
at each end Of her mouth Boston Post.
There's not grain Of truth in these ear
ronioas remarks.
For the benefit Of the Setlalia BAzoo
and the Jefferson CITY Tribune, We will
vouchsafe the information that Burke, the
man who used to appropriate their With
cisnis, has retired from the city editorship
Of the St. Joe (hroRicie.-&. Louis JvWrnaI.
This is, doubtless, "mere mention" Of >
we'll known fact.
III Patti comes over to sing, it will be
at g, 900 . nightly. Times.
There1l be no "pitty-patty" about the
heart Of the manager who pays that
price.
The best place in town for cool glass
Ot beer il at Henry Link's.- CTatos Demo-
eraf.
Best beer a man and link to the
Murphys.
In . fight in Muscongee, Jack Harter
had both OF his yours cut Of--Bases County
Record.
This il not the first time a mans years
have been cut of in fight. Do you ear
that, now?
"A girl in Independence brought two
hundred feet OF new hose the other day.
Ch~aAa HUud
Well, she had the legs, already.
An Englishwoman sent box containing
an adder TO distant enemy.-N. y. Her.
aid. Viper-sue IN enemv in such serpent
inc manner ?-Ncrisows Herald.
Her revenge was crooked, but she adder
way about it.
II makes IA sad to think that our navy
can't Be brought to bear on the Indians
81. Louis Journal.
Why bear the navy ON them. The In
dams are bare enough this sort OF weather
any way.
THE worm will turn when trod upon, y
said Mr.. Chamberlain At Woodstock.
True, but he's badly mashed all the same ;
and this is probably the condition OF Mr..
Chamberlain worm.
The Repx6ieaa offers FIVE dollars reward
Ito any one who will produce an original
Joke stolen from the Globe hmocru' II it
was original how could il be stolen?
We expect to add 10000 subscribers to
the Weekly C&rOHidt within the next three
months. Get up your climbs and send in the
names.-N. joe. C2roniole.
Expectation "like . worm i the fuel will
feed" on your dam-ask cheek.
"The hter-Oecon calls Dalzell an ass"
Dal.ell should call the letter. rsa. Annani-
~, and both would be correct.
Shakespeare remarks: "Base is the slave
who pays" Shakspesre's head was level.
A Tramp's Story.
He came into the BAzOo Office late in the
evening just a. the hands we're leaving their
work. His actions were risky and he slid
around with peculiar grace all his owl.
"GOt any work ?" he inquired.
Eyes, little" was the reply.
"'Spose you can give me job%
"Well, don't know-what can you do ?"
anything; I'm . regular boss at all
trades-can set type, edit . newspaper, clerk
in bank, be cashier-anything, I'm not
particular"
"a man with 20 many accomplishments
ought not TO Be out Of situation"
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