, 1877-07-08
Animals, Plants. Occupations, ETC.,
Which We're Called into
Play.
Names OF Good and Evil 0men.--Namcs
Religious and Irreliglous.
Names Brief and Long~-Names Pleasant
aud Unpleasant-Names Of
ALI Sorts

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English directories, or which one can pick up
New England city. Chicago has 4 very lare
foreign population, and its members, with BIT
few exceptions, arc not in tho habit {
building those eccentric names whic
occur among English-speakiug peoples. I'll
Scandinayians are singularly monotonous i
their patronymics, and the Irish are equal
welded to few surnamcs. Tho German names
some OF which are curious, have been general
let alone, since it would have been necessary tt
| translate them in order to bring out their mean
| fug. The Hebrew o'cmcut Of the German run
to pretty names, aud shows an Urientaltstn there
in which it is sometimes charged in manifest
Ing in dress au.l i'll jcwclry. Thclily, the pearl
the rose, the diamond. etc., are all called tntt
requisition. The Polish and Bohemian dcsigna
tions arc notable only Tor apparent recklcssncsG
With Which they misuse consunants.
THE MESAGEKIE.
| AS Is generally tho case III directory, tlls
birds of tho air and the beasts of the field are
! called in for tho purpose of making up names
Woodcock, Wren, Hcun, Hawks, Finch, Car
der, Teal, Bird, Buzzard, Chick, Chickcy, Cock,
Duck, Drake. Daw, Eagle, Crane, Crow, Dove,
Raven, Rook, Lark, Jay, Nightingale, Peacock,
MIR. Fortunate Rcn are also to ba classcd
among the birds, and Mr.. Rawhcn belongs in
the same category.
Among tho animals arc the Spaniel, stagg,
stecd, Wolf, HoeSE, Hare; Hart, Hind. Fox, Ter
bSIIe;k SI Cn coney esq., Elk &c., pNssh Na
Roe, Lam. Lamb, samhkin, Lion, Kidd, Aare,
Mares, Mink, Mouse, Otter, OK, Puppy, Bull,
Steer, and Herd.
The fish are represented by tho spratt, Stock
Turtle. Bass, Chuhb, Grabs, Ecis, Pike, Gud-
EcOn, and the humble Sar1fnt.
Lower down III the scale Of creation come
Bee, Beetles, Bug, Roach, Afayworm, and Moth.
For convenience sake these creatures are fur
nisl1cd with Name, Feathers, Fins, Wing, Scull
and Teatz, aud Teat.
T1lK BANQUETINa BOARD
is spread with the following articles: Roll,
Brawn, Cabbage, kusk,, Rice, Honey, Onion,
g.; G!nssr &C., rtskle Piss, pee % and Pesss FFtssh,
Ruchen. Bacon, Batter, Bcetz, Chop, Corn,
Crcss, Bean, Tubcr, Plum, Figg. Filbert, Mutt,
Curd, Berry and Youngbcrry, Cherry, Buffers,
Peach, Gar1ick, Milk, Sugar, and Kazuns. For
Lc,non, Sage, Sauce, Pepper, Wintcrgrccr, and
Sayory. The liquors arc Hook, Sherry, Ncyus
Lager, Ginn, Mead, Snitz, Tipp1e, coffee, Beer,
and Teas.
The table furniture is somewhat limited, con-
sisting simply Of Fork, Taukcrt, Plato, Pitchers,
Fry, Mr.: Fasting, Mr.. Cram, Mr.. Sup, and Mr..
Slips. There are both Host and Guest, Cook
aud Crumb, Jellyman and Mordough, and Mr..
Tccsarden.
MEANS OF CONVEYANCE
on land are furnished BY Hack, Teams, Van,
Barrow, Train. Buggy, Landau. Berlin, Douolc-
team, and Pilliou. By water, Skii1, Skow,
s,nask' % shrp - Yes Vessel, Il. Boat c and
Cable, Deck, Mast, Chain. LuG, Sea, Salvage,
Biilow, Lake, Brine, Saline, Reef, Shores, aud
Bywatrr. In addition to these are Mr.. Pilgrim
and Alr. Errant.
UNDER MILITARY MATTERS
Armor, carbinc, Lance, Kapicr, Pike, Dart,
Dirks, Blade, Ball, Archer, Slingshot, and Cum
lock. Mr.. Drum is well-known military
officer, hut Mr.. Fife is devoted to the gcuucr
arts Of peace. Mr. Slaughter is banker, and
Mr.. Enssn publishes religious paper. Among
tain, Raid, Rout. War;, Scarr, Fray Flag, Camp,
Cam pllcld, Shake, Roster, Plume, aud Fort
OF the days OF the reck there arc but Sunday,
Alu,day, and s Frda}; Ths week itself is repre-
The only months arc March, May. June; and /
August The seasons aru Spring. Summer, !
Full, aud Winter. The festivals are Christmas, |
Eastcr, Lent, and Pcnteeost. Then there arc |
Day, Daily, Morrow, Noon.- Calendar, Date,
Clock, and Times
UNDER THE HEAD OF WEARING APPAREL. |
,o1nr Boot, Hoo1, Belt, Cuff, Vest, Stocking, |
Sock, Robe, tiauz, Ulster, Mantle, Cloak. Suits,
Hats, Alb, Capes, Goats, Cap. Lace, and Rcga-
Damask, shectz, and List. tfr. Hood]ess be.
ongs in this category, sdo also McssTs. Crimp,
Jane; and Dandy. who runs society Journal
Among the noisier names are Rumble, Mutt
CT 'er' Crcak; @ @ Bray' Cacklin' Psal, Speakman, Ut
iassaway, and Catlnclow. There arc also
hessrs. Gass and Newgass.
Under lewelry come Pearl, Jasper, RUBY,
5arnett, Amber, Diamond and Diamondstonc,
crystal, Hing, Jewell, livery, and Luster
TURNING 10 THE RELIGIOUS BRANCH
christian, Bishop Archdeacon, Abbott
;;ryar, Rector, Parson, Priest, Pope
,.ltor, Deacon, Monk, Dean, Monks,
iann, ;n}1;,or Ctoss Mss IL crozer, hs Kirk, Parish
English, is accompanied BY its German and
'rcnch equivalents OF Tcufcl, Mantcufcl, and
)iable. Recalling the affecting memories Of
he grave arc Coffin, Bury, Bier, Sexton, Hersc,
n4negst, NJ klll, Murder, S and Legacy. We ind
ome ANGEL, Paradise, and Deity. Under this
enerai head come Greed, Wills, Pray, and
lave.
e have Squire, ADMIRAL, Dai1ta, Beadlc,
Ger, Justice, Judge, Prince, Provost. Noh1c''
lex, Du1, Proctor, King, Mayor, Boss, Gentry
'ent3a Young lady, Gentleman, Thanc, Usher,
nd !. ;. baron. , Along with these go Grown,
TO DESIGNATE THE FAMILY RELATIONS
e have Datld, Niece, Son, Senior, Tyro, Folk. |
oungma1, tadd, Brothers, Brother and Broth |
rson, Boy, Maidens, Masters, Dames, Child, |
ir, Scnior, Bachelor, Elder, Maidcn-a man.
I'D Odds, Old, aud Oldc-.
THE BODY
not backward in furnishing tta contingent Of
amcs. There are Hand, Hair, Head, Heart,
hank, Foot, Gums, Gut, Byl, Beard, Back,
rms Bone, Uren, Tear, Gall, Trcss, SWEET, |
him, Bunyan, Dimples, Limb, Lips, Lfpskin
nd Tulips, Palm, Patc, Nav, Rump, Lovclock,
news, fouugblud, atd Bcak. We suffer from | {
ANGER, Cramp, and 1,cum and there is d Mr.
epper. Somewhat plcasanter in their nature
e Kiss, OElc, Hug, Gallant, Tickle, and Wink. | ]
esers. Gaunt and Hagcard also appear, as does j
r. Jerk. :
THE CURRENCY ]
represented by Gold, Silver, Brass, Shilling, {
'linca, Dimes, Nickel and Nekcls, Penny,
:ncc, Manypcnny aud Pcnnycook, Cash, and / |
!lcat. BESIDES these there are Purse, Riches, I
chcr, isicilniirc, Surplus, Bank, Means. and
cda1. On the other side arc Mcssrs, Poor and
'st.
1t is pxbof Of morality that go few gambling
mes Occur. There arc only Dice. Cnrd, | i
-ick, Faro, Gamble, Youkcr,-a prcachcr.- t
;tz, Wager, and Win. We also ind Iin]er. | :
CIV. Bur. Kummcy, RoYcll, Sokup, Mixer, and | i
'dh1nter. The only antfdote for this ia Nir. 8
plumber {
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