The New Orleans daily Democrat. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1877-1880, 1877-11-25
odd NOTES.

Boston girls are not SO well educated as
the boys, but they know more.-lN. Y. Herald
Little Sotgoodz: BEG pardon, miss
but you're down In my invoice for the next
dance"
II. Woe to the inexperienced little fish who
goes out to enjoy himself on his own hook
Worcester Press.
There is no get-up-and-go-outb brigade at
the Vienna theatre, because no checks are is
sued.-t Courier-Journal.
Brown saws he been so often deceived by
the chicken at his boarding house that he now
calls 1t the mocking-brd.
Horror on horrors head! The helmet hat
Lis about to form q junction with the ulster
overeoat-[ Courier-Journal.
1T is strange how crowded two young
men will make the largest parl or seem on
Sunday evening" Rome Sentinel.
The wife who Ia presented with O new
waterproof by her husband exclaims: Water
proof of his affection p-tOommercial Bulletin.
"A st. Louis paper Is discussing the gues-
zion, sDoes 1t hurt o man to hang himW OF
course 1t does; 1t ruins m.IWorcester
Press.
The funeral Of Henry Meiggs was very
imposing. He used to be a very imposing
man himself, when alive; he imposed on many
people
-"Foregoes' was the word put out at a
written spelling exercise by one of the city
teachers recently. And one little boy handed
In ''Go, go, go. go"
ELECTION euchre'' Ia a new game at cards,
played with the ordinary euchre deck, to
which Is added a new card marked "Aliunde
Joe. New York Sun.
The goat can always dispose of poster
or board bill quickly and to his own extreme
aatisfaction. Still this Ia not the reason they
call him "billy."-[Detroit Free Press.
What nice thing it Is to be poetical.
Listen to the Albany journal on Stoughton:
His snowy head" it says will match Oh the the
salons Of that frigid but stately capitol AS
a puff that's Stou(gh)t un.
"A squad of recruits were drawn up In line
lone day at Debreczn, In Hungary when the
! corporal suddenly exclaimed: "Here. you
ns there w oa kovsos FL
cast down his eyes and replied in small
voice: 'sPlease sir, it's the medal our cow
won at the last cattle-show.
The pen of the Washington correspondent
M Hi thus: e "a pbisSe-eyed man, mild as May,
velvety, broad-faced, and unassuming as q
field dandelion." So picturesque descrip
ton ought to be agreeable to the Senator, but
it Is much to be feared that he will not appre-
ciate 1t to any great extent
Six months ago a. party Of young men left
Burlington for the Black Hills. From time
to time they have proudly written back that
they were doing well. But last week one Of
them wrOGe 10 his IbUIlSE GIltJ ue WOulu Do
home Wednesday evening, and added: Meet |
me on the Agency road, at dark, Just out of |
town, and bring blanket or q whole pair of |
trowsers with you. I have hat"
Secretary Thompson is transparent |
fraud. After all his talk about ''nor by nor |
east" and keeping her about three points |
on and ''blasting his tarry top-lights," and |
shouting ''star bo' leens ahoy" to a friend |
across the street, and going along htching |
his suspenders, it transpired that the old sea
dog wears suspenders. Let this man be inn
reached at once. Public sentiment will listen
10 no talk Of Cancellation in such a case as
this Hawkeye.
What this country yearns for now Is a
great foruer or defaulter, who ism a pillar of
the church and Sabbath-sc who doesn't |
belong to the best society. who isn't eninently
respectable, over whose conviction the court
and the pulpit will not weep maudlin tears
In short q sinner who is actually wicked, at
least In spots. We are getting sick of having
to send so many saints of society to the peni-
tentiary.--[ Detroit Post
Now, the house-Hy, with haggard eye,
And cramped rheumatic knees
Crawls In the crack OF a picture back,
Kicks up the dust in deep disgust,
And with one feeble sneeze,
Flops down in a huff, on ts bed of. fluff,
To hibernate and freeze