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Caponl or Mauref. I1c fs more c1acftng. with
less right to hc, than WAS the MARQUIS dc Caux.
It would appear that ftcolint has keen sense
Of the opportunities OF tenors on the stage.
Maitnrne Patti,s Two rivals. Madame A1bsul
and Madame Christine Nilsson, are both ding
iaV Ia London Tie former Al Coyent Garden,
the istter At H. nav nnera fnuse On tha old slte
ID the Haymarket.
ttRA Arrangement. foY the sII,h Tr3enn.1
handel FestlTsi. al the f:,rstsi Pn1src. innion.
fhjs month. arc onnnIe}e. Thr solniats srs
Wme. Adelna Patti. Miic. Albnnt siiss Eiith
Wvnnr. Nine. isrumens.s s.shprrtnstn,. Mme
Psiry. Mr.. Vcrnor Hirbv. III. ~ II. rim.
mio1s Mr' W, Il. t,tuTd. elunc~ F,It. Uc,-
Wsnschnts an,i III. Hfanfe7. Wr' IL + ncst
md Mr. Wiling viii be oycanists. and sir
lii hal Costa viii conduct,
0feat pfepafaHons Afc maKlng ~ Lou,eslilc
lof the coming maseaI iestfa' OF tne H5rth
ar,l ronfinne Tar nnn weak. Thcrc viii Gn 4
chorus OF 200 voices, asststcd bv an orchestra
ri i'd n.ecex. and lhe eoloists Wilt bo Nine.
pannentrsm. Afts Reinmaf,. Mia Louise 1toll.
warnn. and Sir. Frank Rcmncrtz. The Choral
i1nion al Cfnrinnau md other singing societies
from ron" there. h C,,icaeo, St. LouIs, fnianspolls.
CLEVELAND buffalo. New York, at,t, other profn-
fncnt pointA rmrtic}pate IN the concerts,
.,. ,,..,.,-s,..lr 80. tu,,t, +. avn
!ha Menac!.sn Qulntetse +'1u ~ .'aS w. ~ s,so,a .us
ksatuiatei on securing ~ one o. lLa NV tmem
bsrs VT. M9slaV ; nanhreathcr. Soung s.o,!o1s.
OF le1aIka"ie enl!. tresn aIG' ILL. suSsesss 80, -
eootet ana 9ua1leHs piaye1 To- Losaon ~ tI.. IN
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THE HEAVENLY HOME.

O did ! know that robes OF whtts
Would walls Qe Mh<h I'd Won tho 1kht
OF sirkry pTef alu;
II but kuaw tha Qlosloua Face
Would shIna on me In Holy GsaeA
Aud ulSka ma blessed within:
The robe and crown I'd pray to wear :
When ! should climb tha golden st4lF
To tneet my God aud kiaxt
With taaeful harp, ~ clear &nd sReet
Id thsuw myself ii Jcsus' tseL
And sweateAt music alag. ......
CLAhA +, BpAxNAAa
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TRIBUNE: SUNDAY JUNE TO- 1s77-s1xTEEN

being told by certain rabbi that a girl 10
whom he Ii attached ia about to marry another,
be sbandons Ills theories and takes hts BRIDE 10
church Tho London csit!cs think tho play
tfsAe dM!l. Tile principal chasacte!s were taken
by ". Febvrc, The original frts N. Libcrt, and
Mile. LQly.
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MUSIC.

n on <, ~ ..-r,r,,
-. -. s.s ~, =. T. ,,...a,, ), to,,,
10 th"g oi tne pat', snu :. 20 p'eAcn"' ELL w ,oon
back upon 1t anu 1ccorn success' lAe ssnoua
noticed At the time that but little remains ios
,s ~ .,r Tho f..tiro, -. ch,.nr t,t tc,.s,inu
~ Y. aun,.tn,. .,a ~ a-nsr.nan. sn't
H. ,a.a,o .no .ss, ~, w. hss ~ "ra ~
choral material for the performance Of great
works, and that that material ftas only been
waiting for tho leader to organize and ncrfcct
;. N's,,k 49, ~. ~ '.Ats. ~ ~ a"a ps
H. ihat leader haa been toona IN Mr. aomi'ns.
anu ne h 70 % efcaitca WIN PAVING a'lneu anu
p'aceu upon tAe btaec cho!us t.ial VIII co'h'
pafc -IasofaolY Will any III lhe country,
IN remarkably brief space Of time. All lh,s has
IN inanence Of moro than current Importance.
1ts principal outcome will bo found In the fu.
ture. TIM financial auc,css ilaa bccn mite M
remarkable as tho musical II was bold un-
tlcrtakIng OF the managers Of the Club to haz.
ard This festsya! without a subscription or .
guaranty fund, but "the end CROWNS the work."
and results In tho material hcalthlncss Of tho
not uuiouui,ed, nnl tho public will hardly deny
TINT !. received lavish guild pro quo f0s lis
Tho Club vii, now rest for The season. Tho
RrYn Iva rArHf
This week the orchestra viii play as follows:
Ghs ,,tn ,t st. Louis; lsh ,,;s 9asy 1871.
ana 18th at Chicago, for
ns cAnI a,i,1na 1ns1,hos,n. ,he =, ,.,t.
e. tne Eapos't'on hu''olhg' .ae aa'o ol 'ente ior
whicl, will commence OIL "wednesday. Of the
details Of this couccrt VIC shall sneak hereafter.
or the following Monday, tho rhoms. orchestra
sition building ol -
~. M tr." soncs1t h
Ing has been divided Into conseFt,ta,h asc with
end; a garden promenade near tho centre,
Win iohntaln' trees anu rctteshhent.tab'es; a
"5 ~. .,mn. a"H " a.s,s a 49,, M r., i. ~ ~
these arrangements, tho gallery will be fur.
r,rshcl with nrlrate boxes overlooking the whole
..ons r.. .a,,n-.t ..ssrss.. !. .,.s,,.. ~
eeeAa. AHh RenEeA attAa0SMoAt u eltutlut W
that In New York as tho Thomas 9ardcn.
Thn nrf.c. l.v. hecr ira, NJ ron,1,r votc,
., * ren,s ~ ~ % tho ~ nTomcund" @ a. % so ccnt. to H.
conservatory and park, and 81 Tor private boxes
accommodating from four TO slx persons. Tho
programmes will ho tnado up OF popular music,
and concerts will bc gtyen cvery night In the
week. As Chicago haa taken Theodore Thomas
away from New York for tic summer, It now
rcmains tor tn1cago 70 supoort nm, anu ut
IT. rnna,tn3rn 1 uou. T 70 urn
thc past two or tErre ycars. viii cnalllo him Ia
give programmes tult Of novelties, while, bcsidcs
the mus!ca! attractions, tho arrangements Tor
ngfs1nas iaa So',to, ennsSnfnee on ano peasaie
wii hc neriactlv sndfi1ic ri frnm NJ, nsrta ~ III
yant AUDITORIUM, indoors and oi,tdoors tho
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10t; usch's souata IN . minor, No. y; 2 Pre-
variation. Oh !" t!o.i sayu tho Kng.'' op ";
: sosu stacy e va beys 'es S'ss5s s 'a s'1FE Fss
and new song, y Love aty Love-" BY s,P.
Warren. The principal nu.abeEs fur she next
recital viii be aiendeissohn's sonata n y ttat,
"A,lsgro M4rzlale," op. IS, No. 2; i'aeh's son-
ata in D minor. No. 4; and Beethoycn's y lla!.
lelujah Chorus" from "The Mount Of 0tlycs."
arranged BY Beat.
Theaixth "musteal cveninen viii take place
at tho hall on Friday. June IT, On which oeea-
slou tho following programme Will TO given:
s,'s$ q: z ~ s III Ss~"s'
* cyelo II Spanish .on:s. eon.i.tEng 81 illus
Numbers. solos. dacts. and 9uartcG, for so-
e'ass; "; s2si ~ aao,r and m
g. o'ssS .s;s IT, Z Hy ILL., s a.a I. Rss'A''sa
ABMoRsAL coacxAT.
A grand memorial concert, under tho auspices
OF she pupils aud friends Of the late Prof leary.
will be given at st. Paul's T. 4. Church, corner
Of Ann aud Washington streets, on Thurslay
evening, June IL, OIL which OCCASION tho public
will tiayn tho opportunity OF ltstenlng to Mrs.
Lena NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. who has Just re-
turned from Italy. She will be assisted BY tho
pl2pcy, Chicago, and Oriental Quarteltcs, Thom-
~ Goodwt1lle. Ell sehuItze, and the choir.
Prof, 0sasY was In charge al tho time of hls
From tSs as1ay u musical tsient, md ths popu.
larlty iu whteh tho late Professor waa held
amongst hta numerous friends aud pupils. We
predict largo attendance.
TIE BEETHOVEN RKuNIoH.
Notwithstanding the extreme heat Of last
Saturday evening, Hershey Hall WAS crowded
on the occasion Of the last Of this scasop's re-
unlous BY the Beethoven 6ociety. No doubt
Al .kv ! A1,t thn ArSk
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Van sWtnklt" engagement ahu 1neheQ Oil
Monday In tho characters Of 0oltghtly aud Hugh
d. Braas.
Mr. Toole has goue on provincial tour, COM
menciuR 1t Manchester, where he is playing IN
Won The Aipe,n "The spn}liug.Bce. aud
"Tha Spltatdeils Weaver" Miss Jennie Lee is
playlug In "Jo" at the Prince Of Wales Thea
tre, Liverpool.
1ir. Charles Wyndhsm Il to give \ aecond
serte> Of Doucicault's dEamas at the Lon.lon
Crystal Palace, The plays win ba e, "The
luz Bcud," ""The Willow Cope" "The O.
toIpos,." "As1ah IA Pesue," and "Ths Streets
Of London"
Miss Eva Bouetcault the eldest daughter Of
thu actor aud playwright, Is Rolng ~ marry
John Clayton, tho gentleman who played Osfp
N TIC London representations OF "Cne nanl-
chclls," :" and who made success ~ tho hero ID
popular IN New York. His 7rrpvr Wa q very
beautiful md pathetic creation. Mis- Bouct'
cault u pretty aud bright young lady.
etZnor Eduard Mujeropi, the Italian actor,
who supported NstoH iu her lsst tour, IN
America, having mastered The Eugl}sh lam
guagc, bus been piayiug with great succcss III
sfelbourne. Sydney. aud Adelaide, and Is now in
HThe old CORPORAL" u il conllng to Ameslca
Vtyo, and WILL commence III CalifoEnI4 next
November at McCu!lough's Theatre.
A new French pi.y h.s tust BEEN produced In
merit of ABSOLUTE purity. 1t il rai'rd "L'A,n'
Fritz" and = written By the famous noyelats,
over bachelorhood. a bachelor desides welded
| h1ppineas md Eeeists even the power OF love
that be may pursue hls selaah courses, but on
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sists in rusne tha fortunes Of .he o.hst eenspta.
tpra 10 their drstruetlonf How IL that hs. tha
pruper and decisive inument. yelh The trlns of al.
fection 10 Cass|as thu Of action and Of afalrss
And how r. It that oo.h lras.s end ca..lEs thtonEh
and nudes OF sstiun, arr brought 10 attcr cnntu'
sion and defeat BY this man u mora! sae,l'stioas
principle. and who I'D all hla lfe previously held
Comparatively ;ubor'nAss pos'ton'-shi' 'sa'nc'
nearest to solytug those riddles e Ds. Albeit Liaa'
ncr tJahstDek der peutsehrn hhaEspea easv st'esclt.
sfs *aieh /, M p9 an eatia.ea +, 9"9 % Kwsi
Dowden, u that Jusias C1saf y, Indeed the pro.
tagont.t Of The tragedy, nas Il r NJ! she Gstaar
einnR in strength and safc.f91ltd euergy. tho
G1sar ~hq stanns exposed to y; h tss -. accidents o.
ni e1
pssses sway by 0efdriat. - lta substitute. Il Ii
iae spirit q c,sar which i. shs d9ninsnt power Of
r5ae,tal politics. saceeeded only Ia striking down
,s .sa; xss nd pis srs ":sa I'd s;ss: :s:
dwelis upon she weakness d Ca.ar't bodily pea
Sb s1sf y h. :a
ths lstler BALI sn'pnssisea, and perhaps oss1sa'.
phastzed, BY shaSspeass."
Prai, po~asn. Eoe. fafthet laap tae efmsn st,.le;
But ntiEAeF ot suCkn E1t1 IxE GA1Qku: tHAnA
can show that, liks The instances Of ths ghosk Ut
hIs father IN ''Mamlet." aud ths weird slstrss ln
.'Nacbeth." Shakespeare intended to tcac b aud
demuastFatc hy rho mosi impressive and e1rctItes
mode Of teaching and IamonttEattn. that spiritual
beings do eommunseale with men under rs1tain
cundations iu this n,ortal stass, 10 know taclr
thoughts wacp they are ~ rdpHort With tacls
own. and thus 10 Etcaiee Or Iesatr
degree and extent affect the dtsttnias Ut ntA. u
religions, and VI Etates. II Martin Lu!hcs did not
wgku persona! w4ffare with beEng who 10 him
was pcrsonldcattou Ut the Evil tlne, be VIZ either
III insane u.xa or knase. Dul do not beltsss hs
Wa either. There ate eh.fastsrs in shaksspeess'e
playa, sueh ~ EAt6aa. that ass stllt involved
In shs profound*st mystery 10 such critics n Johp
xon CulcFijge, and Goe4he, unless We accept them
~ the enlbodlmcnta and representatives Of spirit.
usl belpgs beFrtolurs tpcunceirabo 10 mch Of eTtn
more than ordinary mcntsl scope and range and
powers OF dilatlon.
Ii viii be noted that to shs drst part Of tbs play
sha bodily prescnes ot casaF h rendered ny
ieai Il i possbe tor the gIeal stat 70 saccesd In
dotnx, In fact. biz e4olA fn this direction are
ma&ehlcss opceimens Ut d1smatic power. lie makes
C1tar to appear to himself :. ) antnsa. =:
| mcss power, or authority. Lie speaks 81
himself In tha third person. Ito VII!
only tAke the royal road to kuowledxs
iat1ition. Th1a ha di.nIsses the soothaaJus: "lfe
9 dreamer; l.. u leaYs hlu ;pss.;" u santsad
| tsexa Thus: "Yonl casts1s b 50 n
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roITr TEARS BEFoRE THE rUBLIC.
DIR. G.. McLANE'S
Celebrated American
WORM SPECIFIC
OR
VERMIFUGE.
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.

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checks The eyes become dull the pu-
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along the lower eyelid ; the nose is ir-
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aswelling ofthc upperlip /; occasional
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of saliva; shiny or furred tongue
breath very foul, particularly in the
morning; appetite variable, some
times voracious, with gnawing SEN
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lygone fleeing pains lin the stomach
occasional nausea and vomiting vio-
lent pains Throughout the abdomen;
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with blood belly swollen and hard
urine turbid respiration occasionally
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Whenever the above symptoms
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IT DOES NOT CONTAIN MERCURY
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The genuine DIR. NJ! LANE YER
MIFUGE bears the signatures of G.
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bank. DE next reason is you kin let it
lay III de bank till de cashier he's kind
o lost track o. yer face. and you kin
walk in dar sum day when he's busy and
say. II guess I'll take out dat two hum
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cash over you hcz de capital to go into
business. and de goose hangs high
Leastways. dat is my idee about bankin.
Detroit Free Press.
ULittle Miss--Papa. can eat a
piece more currant tart, please? Papa
No, my child; l have already said that
you have had sufficient. Little Miss
Well, papa, then why do we so often
sing that fayorirs hymn Of yours, where
it says, Feed me till want no more?"
She had the tart.
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MANHOOD.
HOW LOST, HOW RESTORED :

just published, q new edition Of DR. GIL.
r., NbNWBLL'S CELEBRATED ESSAY
eS5P on The yo9icof cure without medicine1 ~
-ssAS- SPermstorrh0 or Seminal Weakness
Involuntary Seminsl Losses Impotencv Mental
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The celebrated author, In this admirable rs.
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the dangerous use Of internal medicine OF the
application Of the knife pointing ont a mode
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~, privately, and raotsdseV
~ This lecture should be IN the hands Of
every youth end every man ia the land.
Sent under seal, IN a plain envelope. 10 any
address, Post-Paid, on receipt Of six cents OF two
post stamps.
Address,
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Their entire stock consigned to us 10 re.
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Everybody has heard Of MILTON GOLD JEW
ELRI. II having been sold in this Market for
the last ten years, and worn by the best and
richest class of our population Sill, il takes
an exrer, jeweer 10 discover MILTON gold
from VIRGIN gold. We will send for the nine
~ days ONLY the following articles by mail,
post paid, on receipt OF 80 cents:
One Pair Elegnfsta Sleeve .Iuttons, with
Independence Hall engraved, retail
price, 81 90
One Set Spiral Shirt Studs, retail price, IS
One Beautiful Coral Scarf Pin, retail
price, rs
One Elegant Gents Watch Chain, latest
Pattern, retail price, ST. 80
One Collar Button, retail price 30
One Elegant Wedding Ring, very hea-
Wy, retail price, 81 90
Total, So so
Remember, we will send you the above-named
six articles, hich We have retailed for So so,
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pie lots for 81 90, and IL sample lots
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Address
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North Seventh s Philadephia Pa.
Please state where you saw this advertisement
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SCIENTIFIC FARMER.
Science is kaorledge; science is knoCipg !;
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J"" Ws ana HCHiRy tess or more.
8 houd be taken by ME Intelligent faymer.
Q an be ~ Hse 10 eCery good farmer.
I n prdctice, most p,actcak
r nfers eUeTy STATE and Tsrrif0yV.
" oid'ng like IL Published it NE rorld.
To all 'chO IRISH IN firm prcftoJiy, "a OPP.
pcois.
J n OIL things truthful and accurate.
+ or one gcdr, Luf one dollar.
In evcyy coss, gjces Satisfaction.
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F or one dollar sent 70 fhe pnJhisLoys
A nj g9Ny name and pOst-o6ice plainly
priucR,
II ctarR mail 'oU bring tie first number.
~ any dollars volNe Is often toa9ed
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r emeplJer he Scientific Farmer sorcs
q eoShs money 10 the careJaS readers
Address, SCIENTIFIC FAnsyR Co.
Boston, Mas.
Nov. 10, 1876.
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t10'A merchant, advertising for clerk
who could bear confinement, received
answer from one who had been seven
years in jail
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Boots s. Shoes,
Low FOIS CASH.

All wanting articles In my line are urgent,
invited to call. They will not be disappointed
In tho quality or price Of my goods.
S1>i have also on hand lot OF nice Csna,,
Psrfumeries, &C., &C., for sale very cheap.
ROGER PERRY.
Romney, Feb. O. 1877.
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WIT AND IIUMOR.

GEA little Portland boy being asked
IL he had reached the head OF his class,
said-"Well, am where the head used
to be, but the teacher has turned the
class round
A LITTLE BoY's FAIrH.--Last winter
little boy OF six or eight years, begged
a lady to allow him to clean away the
snow from her steps. He had no father
or mother but worked his way by such
jobs.
do you get much to do. my little
boy?" said the lady
lt Sometimes do" said the boy ..but
often get very little
And are you never afraid that You
will not get enough to live on?''
The child looked up with a pcrplexed
and inquiring eye, as if uncertain of her
meaning. and was troubled with new
doubt.
81 Why" said he, don't you think God
will take care of hoy ii he puts his
trust in Him. and does the best he can ?"
LV"Did You do nothing TO resusci.
tate the body?" was asked Of witness
ut n coroner's inquest. ayes, sir. We
searched the pockets was the reply.
ssHW Who are the most wicked people
in the world, and why? Pen -makers-
because they make people steel-pens, and
tell them they do tcrite.
tS' Ballet girls and geese are the birds
that can stand the longest on one leg.
E What's the proper age for par
son2-The parsonage, of course.
IA crying shame-Our neighbours
baby.
ts1PA merchant advertising for clerk
who could bear confinement, received
answer from one who had been seven
years in Jail.
N fl,Nx1
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T II e r & c. s T e r
FOR 1877.
r z . q 9 ITO N
IN PRICE.


For fourteen yroTs he Wheeling Re.
gister has bcca occeptsd as The yeoding
Pdper of Vest Virginia. MS ouesfed Jy ns
unrio0lied circulation. Through oil those
gears IL hos uHdeDidfingly stood firth in
dc/eRse Of NE Constitution, The de/ender
If lar and Of iadjeidHot EJer,y; for eco.
Homicoi government in order h0f labor
shall lie hghHy Jnrdemed me equoIiza-
ton of taxation; Ms correction IF abuses
an government.
AS A NEWSPAPER,
Orr oim has been TO make HE Register
second 10 RoHe. OHr fsiegyophic arrange.
meHts, orr correspondence, orr market
reports, ays nH n u superior oydrr.
THE YEAR 1877
Bib f,'jr n he he most important and
crciiiHg ia 4mcricoH hiaoyg 4 good
poper like The Register rW be a necessity
IN every family.
The Wcehly Regia>r
WI be sent far one year for 81 so, o.
siE coptcs bor 81 so.
The South Branch Intelligencer and
Wheeling Register lcW be sent for one
year .for So 40. Address
THE REGISTER COMPANY,
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R Why is q baby like field of
wheat? Because it has to be Graded
and thrashed before fit for family use.
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EXTREMELY CHEAP.

Two gallons will cover hundred square feet Of
shingic roof, while on tin, iron, FELT, matched
boards, or any smooth surface from two quarts
to one gallon are required TO 100 square feet Of
surface, and although the paint has a heavy body
ii is easily applied with a brush
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years in Jail.
De- There is q man in Colorado who
signs himself at. Pot" 1t is said that
the least thing makes him boil over.
Ia Why is baby like field of
wheat? Because it has to be graded
and thrashed before fit for family use.
ER Spanish robbers are provorbfally
polite. An Englishman was once nc.
costed on a lonely road by rufian.-
"Sir, you have my coat on; may trou-
bic you for it?" The Englishman drew
pistol, and told the fellow he was mis-
taken. Sir" said the robber. 81 per.
ceive that l am. viii you do me the
honor to communicate your name, that
1 may remember it in my prayers?"
szs' Servant: 81 suppose, ma'am, l
shall not have to wait on the table?"
Lady: sou no! Iwant housemaid."
Servant: 81 suppose, ma Fam, I shall not
have to make the beds?" LADY (sur.
prised. but composedly y Certainly
not" Servant thinking the place will
suit:) "And suppose, ma'am, shall
not be expected to answer the door?"
Lady: "Of course not. The fact is, /
want servant to look at but don't
think you will suit!
IH An Old black woman, recitino her
"speerunce,' said she had been TO hea-
ven. Did you see any ob de colored
ladies dar?" asked younger sister
ooh, you git out; 'spose | went in de
kitchen when ] was dar?"
10 Don't look too hard except for
something agreeable. We can find all
the disagreeable things in tho world be-
tween our hats and boots.
EF Those who come 10 you TO talk
about others, are the ones who 90 to
others to talk about you.
Cy Brother Fechtig, Of the Consoli.
dation Office, tells a good story on one
Of his Methodist brethren not well vorsed
in biblical names, who punctually had
morning prayers. and believed in read.
ing chapter Of the bible in whatever
place it should incidentally be opened.
IL happened one morning lie opened
upon genealogical chapter, and he be
gan reading: and Noah begat Japh.
eth; and Japheth begat Conner: and
Conner begat Ashke ke.ke-." and so
they kept on bogat-ing to the end OF the
chapter; let us pray - Cuuj. Times.
~ Maoaulay, when n child, had liz.
tic plot Of ground ut the back OF his
fathers house which was marked out rs
his own, We arc told, by row OF oyster
shells, which maid threw away one
day rs rubbish. On discovering the
act, Che little fellow went straight to the
drawing room. where his mother was
entertaining some visitors, walked into
the circle and saio, very 5oiemuly -
"Cursod be Sally For it IS written
Cursed be he that rcmoyeth his neigh
boris landmark T."
While crowd Of twenty.one men
stood around the ooal.stove in the mar.
ket yesterday morning, each one facing
outward and having his hands crossed
behind him, Brother Gardner was asked
whether he thought 70 was better for a
man 70 put dollar in the banl, than 20
hide il away al home.
Put il in de bank, sab, was his prompt
reply; put it. IN dc bank for two reasons.
DO fust reason is because it kind o lifts
you up in society 70 hey money in dc
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De- There is man in Colorado who
signs himself at. Pot 1t is said that
the least thing makes him boil over,