National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1877-01-19
CURIOSITY SHOP.
The coal-desIer is happy.


Inc eoA'-uos'ef 10 haPPy'
n Pe'p'e eanho' got r'sn' W ooins "r'ns.
currency In most pockets Is very fraeuonai'
Poor people had plenty of ice yesterday morn
ing. |t
"A woman with six children Is an honor 70 her
six.
When snow argues a case II covers the
ground.
The Material for the Arcne Medai-ffosted
silver.
"A Very Bad Jugde-The man who tries his
friends.
Anybody can feel charitably inclined. II
costs nothing.
Turkish names are Servan very well for the
Punjaubers.
1t has been cold enough at New York to make
ice in He'll Gate.
- "A penniless Chica 90 girl has opened barber
shop as 4 last razor,t
The AshtabuIa fire department evidently
needs REORGANIZATION.
D. W.T., =
your head IN the morn,na ''-
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,,, .anou Sc me.e't " n"sht ai'ne'
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. a.e a'.s 'oi ni''iee P'e' iney 81!
so iA'"ei s'e'
-aom MOORE spoke OF Loves Young Dream,
anu ~ n"s' oe oio oS tniS tihie.
, line wicked who can stand on slippery places
arc the most enViable people out.
"A certain class Of loafers keep lamp-posted
about everything that Is going on.
"A Hint for the Eastern Conference-Wbat
Ottomans were made for, To be SAT upon.
The man who predicted an oman winter ia nou
hiding behind the stove in the corner grocery.
Rad weather. or ANYTHING else gsnar,uv
rostnores , y, f,o MEN ,ha-o 90 % ohsS,an
Rates wants 70 rnowiri, vou,d no Mana, o.
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sa.uIuay nep'e" . iu uia mat Inc CIV
n,o, Ho,iu spena' SOME annually ior o.
~ urn .oiu' nungry man away from
your mouse. DO is Inc gooa TO- ana let MIN SIT on
MIC uo0'
Inv feeJee chiei likes MS missionary well
eooIeu' 1us snS.espeare hau SPECIAL preference
LUZ pen 'onson iHie'
Ulster overcoats are occasionally draggled in
the mud, but they are generally worn with very
little trimming on The lower hounce.
That was facetious lawyers clerk who, in
copying out some papers in suit against brewery
company named Inc defendants as Messrs. -,
CT ote-"S.
The Board Of Apportionment of New York
city has been applied for employment for 10 coo
men who are out Of work and without the means of
subsistence.
The young man who came down town broken
out all over with new resolutions Is likely to
cover from the cutaneous eruption. Such things
seldom strike in.
Eleven hundred accounts of boiler explosions.
al, neatly n.s,ed In ,cr,n-boot IL the li6axort of
, Eeorut man and he wants IN seIl II for Am II
auaTt ~ 90 az rs,diiv " SCH - -'' WV ~
IT.. p.,,o..
-ihe Ne" oeuioiu o'a"aafu mon'iohs thst q
newly Weuueu ooupie y, tni' eI'S "ere se,ehaueu py
inc Azofes p1nu. tne prayers siouiu nave UGH
1n'ieu Al ioi " 'i''i' nNu"'
TN this one hundredth year OF our national
existence Is an expression which will fall no
more from tne ups OF tne orator. ana Will grace no
more the sehooi poV composition.
I'm one Of the recent battles In Ateheen the
natives put their enemy to flight, and for the mo-
ment heathenism triumphed. But the Dutch Re-
formed, and, advancing again, won the day.
"A rural exchange says that young lambs in
that vicinity are subject to species of eplzootic
This Is not uncommon. In an extremely cold tenn
perature they're always apt to get under the
weiber.
The winnings in the English races during the
.e,sop NJ 1876 ranged from s,o roo tn arm nm
amounting in all to some $500 Ooo But how about
the los :esg They have been LETT out Of the
account. q c. ii
FUN was Informed that Mr. Rrpnt had sueh
strong feel,pps ON the Eastern question thar he de-
.in.d 10 nrei AZ Ar His own dinner table ON Christ
mas for the reason that he would NOT helm turkey
at any price. 20,
Paris aossip saws: Everything in female at.
tire is worn with frayed edges. making IL difficult
70 distnpuish IA eyed dresses nom whole ones The
most fashionable trimming Is known rs the dragged
edge of DESPAIR
n.,.,n.,otad no,i,,.,a, ,vbo had hs.n
called upon 70 define his position once more than
patience could endure, exclaimed; -"Dedne INV
position? Never, III define it. the ext thing ri
he called upon to do will be to spell it,,
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ns.a,.r.. cxH,..v X-...,, r,.s W. ' ST.,
. III o. a.,o5 -. - 'e I',, an,
900 ..O.h homer sure a was ans hird 7
nfyer see a goose or , ranther don't think of v.r
houor.n