The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1877-03-22
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| W uat tiule OF tnc Gay was Adam
born9 A little before Eve.
| = Etiquette does not require you to
shake hands with a crowded parlor.
| = Persons who call on dentists are p0-
litely shown into the drawing room.
| = A man shoald always live within
his income, even il lie has to borrow to
+ Cincinnati nialasirehana employ hand
isome lady collectors With gratifying re-
suits.
- Little drops of rain brighten mea-
doV and little acts of kindness brighten
the@6sld.
| = A dependent agricultural editor
says there IL not opo eingl l6Hdvantage to
be claimed in favor of big hogs."
i - Some hygienic writer says: "Let
your children eat all the salt they want."'
Bless you 1t isn't salt they wantZit's
sugar.
|, Governor Hendricks is blessed With
wife discreet enough to tell him when
to stop talking to~a newspaper inter-
viewer.
- 4 bill establishing d new county, to
be called Wade Hampton County, has
been Introduced into the Legislature OF
North Carolina.
-I"T have nevsrknown buIt two women
who were really perfect" said o lady TO
another. "Who was the other?" asked
her companion. -,
- Laughing may make man fat, but
you have got to mix it nightly with
meat ana bread and q quiet conscience,
IL you get it to stick. !
Give the hens O rest,n says q coun-
try exchange. just SO; sort of inter-
orr - Al
Commercial advertiser.
= ;Muriatic acid poured on the wound
made eby the bite.of % sdbgn may prevent
hydrophobia, but the best way 10 TO shoot
the dog before he bites.
-. "Wbo was the meekest man ?'
asked Sunday School teanhefu st1f5ses."
Very we'll who was the meekest wo-
man r. !SNsveEE vas anyse..tsy.{Nq
of smallpox, said; Nov I am willing
to see the Office seekers, for at last have
ss'.neLains ! can give 'em, alp
Gov. Hayes is fihyfseyeafs as age.
and is eaid to be id robust heath.
Elected "optside of the Constitution" it
is avn lucky that y fhe s 4sns p gobel opeDOf his
The sword of Gen. William BarksI
dale, who was killed at the battle Of
Gettysburg has been restored bs PIE gov
ernnaent 70 his brother, Hon. Z. Barks-
dale, of Mississippi.
IA certain way t0kkesp ants dbaln
sugar barrels, lard pans and preserveiars,
says on61Nsho has tried it, -iss to tie q
string wet with keroseRe ID the bar
rel, can or Eetting Of
the string With it sea oil every
fox8 NM
s'Db y66 k1OlF hat bull Is 9ii
aSfea .l q nsssn s.n.. cf F. IT
thd Bull sWssfi'ks Re- Vas onlv
of a forty aero aos I asuralT ira baa tn,aote to
pike pretty quick t ito reach Ehs fence
=. When boy haShesn of ell day.
mother, and on approacSips sSa S Ssine. ne.
stead at night, with an anxious and eau
pressioh 6fg c5nHdenc 1 lssItl s|fei IL j y IL
which suddenly lighta 1p his isSe eahaot
be reproduced ON canvass.
= atlissa great Blasting to have help
ful wife. There was once o half:witted
fellow who informed mis- father that he
was about 60 marry. "Why, Charles"
said the old man. '.you cannot snhs,Art
yourself. What fool TO think of getting
married" "Iknow it fatheE,s sep:isd
Charles "but / can pretty neasly sup
port Tysolf, ard IL does seeIi ali IF d wife
oughtto help nee some.ss-s
- IL seena sincRSf isle Ahat extra In
ducements should DO held ont any where
in the world to persuade,pen to remain
an tnfIirS iek3 IA Z fi,as 2kann,c;r.l,t,, 40
Scanfs, Switzerland, which possesses q
considerable area Of wood land, the prop I
Ier care oIsWhIClgIs ~ gRJFug1c1 10 u iores-
ter, the annual salary Of that officer was
recently increased, upon condition Of his
continuing in Office for q period of not
less than three years. !.
- By On odd chance tIo lovers Of ona
woman net as convicts In the Alabama
State Prlson. 0ne6ss to serve tWo seats
aud the osher fye; /; and the lastez desired
o compact by which the former was not
70 take saVaatdIzS5 oI ms carrier ifrzdoIJ,
but 20 refrain from counting the girl sn-i
Gil they both tefo CT liberty. The tgo
years, man refused TO make such an ssyas 1
snent, ard VISA Ia consequence nearly
murdered by the iiyo years man. Tho
nan.
"A book sgenk, ssf:;ic hes retired from
actsve labor upon the hard earned aeon.
mutations Of q life Of industrious cheek,
snSs thas tie great secret Of his success
VAS that when he went to O house wnero
mo femaIa Sspafi nT ma iar,-iIy y1yosevSSsf11