The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1877-05-12
A Sunr Cunp-A married connie re-.

| n DUNE SOhEs LhuiAiCu SOupics lC-
siding not thousand miles from Phoebe,
Resolved short time since on having a
little equestrian exercise, the husband ad-
vising his better half to don pair of his
unmentionables under her riding habit,
so as to ride with more ease and comfort.
This was accordingly done, but the pan
falcons not being large enough around
the waist were tisd together with
string. Thus equipped they started ON
their ride, and during the same the string
holding the aforesaid articles broke,
causing them to work themselves down
so that they formed ia heap. Riding
on this lump caused the skin to become
sore and chafed. so that by the time they
had returned from the pleasure trip
the soreness was exceedingly painful.
80 much so that the lady was in great
distress. Her husband instantly sug-
gested that an application of pure bay
rum would have tendency to immedi-
ately remove the soreness and make
every thing right. The wretch of hus-
band saw the wife OF his bosom make all
the necessary arrangements for the ap.
plication of bay rum, he looking on with
a grim and undisturbed countsnance,
never smiling even q "ghastly smole.
When the tender and sore spots were
touched by the strong bay rum terrific
yell and spring into the air assured the
husband that the trial was a success and
that the victim was suffering q thousand
agonies. The husband took a walk out
in the fresh air, a smile of content break
ing over his countenance. The lady
was cured however, as her husband in
formed her she would be, but she has
not forgotten the remedy and awaits a
time to make all things even.
SURPRISE PARTY last Wednesday
evening about 8 o'clock a number of the
friends of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Duff
gathered at the Office OF the Meadow Val
ley Company and from there proceeded
to the residence of the couple for the
purpose of giving them surprise party.
The surprise was complete, but notwith-
standing that lady and gentleman made
the best OF the situation and extending
invitations to all to make themselves
at home and proceeded to make the
evening pass as pleasantly as possible to
their friends Dancing vas entered into
with spirit and kept up until late hour
it being two O'Clock Thursday morning
before the party dispersed, we'll pleased
: with tho evenings pleasure.
CHANGE OF TIME.-The Eureka stage
did not arrive in Phoebe until 10 o clock
on Tuesday night, bringing with it papers
OF San Francisco and elsewhere one day
earlier than we have been in the habit OF
getting them. The reason of this is the
change in matters on the route for the
summer season. There will no stop.
|, pages at Prairie's or Shackles' ranches
for the purpose of sleeping, as stages
,, both going from and returning to Phoebe
. will make the trips without such delay
= One days earlier mail matter is much
. satisfaction to every one here. The Salt
Lake and Eureka stages will hereafter
arrive an depart on the same day.
OPENING AT No. 10O0.-On Wednes
u day evening last Brother Newman, who
3, has for years run the Panaca Saloon OF
4 Lacour street, relocated his place O
!, business by removing and opening OF
t that evening at No. 1000 Main street
Q The patrons of the saloon enjoyed tina
5 evening free lunch and plenty o
n sooting syrup, which will be hereafte
u dispensed by Mine Host" at the oil,
VI Zone Price, One Bit!' ct No. 1000.
2 DIssoLUTIoN.-Th firm of Jos. Essen
u mann & Co. was dissolved by mutua
l. consent on the 9th day of May, Fran
't Gindortf withdrawing. Joseph Eisen
man will continue the business at the oil
at stand on Main street, under the name c
Jos. Eisenmann & Co., pay all indebted
40 ness OF the arm and collect all amount
r due the same. He requests all partie
le indebted to them to call on him earl
/. and make settlement
IN DELINQUENT TAXES Notice appeal
.. in the columns of the RECORD to-da
IA to the effect that suits had been con
m menoed and summonses issued from ii
n. Justices Court of Phoebe Townshi
he against the Bowery, Portland and Kel
he lucky mines to recover an amount
a delinquent taxes due to Lincoln coun,
by those companies. The summons
re are returnable June 10, 1877
IN LOST THE Road On Monday la
NC the Salt Lake stage left here, intendir
~ ing to take the new and shorter road
ny Leeds, Utah. After leaving Panaca II
u driver, who was unacquainted with II
'st new route. lost the way and wander,
ve around with the stage for four hours b
mt fore it was finally found when the sta
re. and passengers proceeded on their WI
ut rejoicing.
a.. STOLEN. About rs feet of carboliz
garden hose belonging to the Cathol
40. church has lately mysteriously disa
peared from the reel on which il W
'o- wound. II any parties have only ter
ng porarily borrowed it for use they W
he please return it Immediately. All parti
ito had better be careful from whom tn
an | purchase hoae il any in offerad for aa]