davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1877-02-25

The hardy little snow-drops and the delicate
circus poster arc getting ready to bloom out to-
gether. and make the leafcs5 forest and the
side Of the country b2ru and the city bulletin
boards blossom as the rose.
The blue-g1ass mania is not BY any means q
new thing in Burlington. Last Fourth OF July
2lohorse power cyclone came here, and vent
waltzing over South Hill, and blew glass, CHM
news, houses, aud everything half way to the
river.
4 Democrat who had five hats and dozen
cans Of oysters and suit OF clothes bet on the
election, dropped dead in the street the other
day, and when the doctors cut him up to see
what allied him, they found the word Bradley "
craven Oh his liver.
q Are you fayorably impressed with this blue
glass theory, Mr.. Wamsutta?" q Burlington
man asked his neighbor as they met BY chance
ut place where they give away 4 real chrome
OF grain OF coffee with every purchase. 81 Oh
No, oh no, amt particular what kind OF q glass; "
was the reply; Just SOS you rub 4 Tit Of lemon
around the edge first, don't make any differ
ence to me what kind Of glass.''
Mrs. N1iddlerib paused to take 4 final survey
Of the table before she called the ladies out to
tea. She started as her eyes fell upon plate
OF lemon tarts.. There were five where there
had been nine, She sought the only SON aud
put him IN the witness-box. he Obicctcd To her
putting her own construction upon his answers,
and was subjected to tue usual punishment for
conturuaciousness. And the next ''composi-
ton tlayo at school Master Middlerib amazed
his teacher by reading Us the title OF his essay,
ssTnc Lost Iarts, and Why They Can Never Be
Recovered" Burlington Hamkeye.
, 1877-02-25
AUCTION SALE

building ot 70 feet front and l7O feet deco next west
Of 4a West Washneton~st.. the oaly one vacant be-
tEeen Ada and Sheldon
, 1877-02-25

a ltA4h With ~ 4 ~ ~ ASoaAonE1l-
1St'c FORK Vorld
Mr.. Solomons, the pavnbroker- Of Eighth
avenue, says his business was never SO dull Us it
is at present. He says it is mistake to suppose
thar be benefits By tile hard times, because all
his clients have pawned everything they have,
aud have no money to redeem what they have in
pawn.
''Whcn is business most brisk with you2''
was asked.
"Whencver trade is good and work is plenty.
Our best customers are those who pledge things
and redeem them frequently. 1t is much better
for man to pawn und pay us our percentage
than to run up bill at his groccr's or butchers.
He pays us 25 per cent interest, whereas when
he runs bill at any tradcsman's be buys more
than he wants, and is charged accortn ngly. 4
man can save more by paWnng his things and
paying ready money to his tradcsmcn than lie
can by running bills"
otSf5 sSne HSS Snws95o6ars = sSa advance more than
"Wcll, Simpsons people advance as much as
anybody. They do 4 large business, and bor-
TOW their money at per cent O month. A
good many things arc left on their hands, but
muGh;''
your
"Well, you always see o number Of pistols in
q pawnbroker's window. Now, we don't have a
pistol offered to us more than twicc a week.
But pistols and pipes arc seldom redeemed 4
man pawns his pistol or his pipe and rarely re-
deems it. He gets work and buys new ONES.
When work is brisk these things are never
taken out, and that is the time VIC do weI1.''
:" In regard to wearing apparel, do you give
anything like its value?'
"No. The fashions change so often that
nc are very careful in TINT line OF goods; we
never advance more than the material is worth.
a}A%n md lf,Tr oh fatnh ffa4r
, 1877-01-20
LITTLE sTOn.Es rnH LITTLE ONES.

JEFFEEbuS, " H., Ian 1t.-iJne day thought
Iwuultt t.riser shutt lecture 10 tHc iH.lr ones,
and MvIn Ia this way: :rnpsy, a year Or iwu
ssu there was an uli gentleman wEo lived In us.r
htir4lulLou4 Ilu cuIIed i'll nuucIi- lecturers shr
,Irrarhers. When h. left US l!e Me,Il IL chicago
iu live. aud tferu died; he wasn't allied, hui died
u natural dc th NOW, II hu hr1 iren killed. 1t
sttlns Ju.t to ue ~ II the ons Mlu killed hin
un$hi 10 lu shut up, aud not allowed TO 20 about
killing fulks no aal thu tlIe." NV I viii 70 lark
ana Lee all over axaih. "Tppsy, y"u taIk tuu
much. ah,a use tuo many wusl~ 10 taprras yuur
tdehs and YOU du not always extrrss Ihrl!l well
- yt,n sllonlI iou usk tuu uIany questions, an,l
III auMs Hurls-" by eaA't ask tuu n,aAy1'
t'icrau-n Il takch nuri nf NY valuable tIlac to
an,wcr thcuI, md trrtLes, I du not always
know hnw. = ''MLo s!ut4 knnw l.aw," Just 10
wr:trrsni TuG Cnt.". T9InrsG," "l,oS. NJ
tu;le thing ~ tAs !'Me:" t certainly SEEMED
hui ,Ary know : gr<at deal. u, ti4ry know
tMy "oaM snow u.apy things, should yuu.
tou ,uanr ry!fahHs, and IN u.Icts not enou-A.
MlotaAes ol Gil. kind nescf rouuter4ct each othcr
w a''. I've nas.au4, ati.ai .Ay1c.'on.. aud, 10.
aides utt.u Juan, ut CONCLUSIONS. Su", just
he--- ~ can stah1 Oh my head too; did tuu
think ! couldn't! We'll. | can. aud Jilumy can.
.oo. lls a!S.ay. stand. "n III head ~asa " y
set hin. und Jumps, tuo." ''Nu<, 1ust because
Uncc remarked tlnt uus isteu,!snx to maks kolnr
n.snec ries, yuu shonl1 nYt have asked. What
Atnd VI ul4is Wv lou GvluS ~ Maas MINI ill.,
, 1877-01-20

10 ~ GaiHar n5 Th4 7'ttbnas.
b @ n,sI aa n, We s';s hss TSs
Eened IL get saturday Tn1nr>E. | have rra.l III
The letters twice, an a1n well pleased With Tue
Hume. Please ~tt!n tAr dawn III your ~uh er,hst.'
.,.nutiss5,. daavh!rss" "ho ~sil tnIitt uu.lcr
erays nnf 'ioirn content. Of oil lie hast Kitrhe"s
std ana pelt him with nails, Lt..t4, door
kno'H, nnd With ptrhfnsk6. an! "sculp him.
,h'o one Ut hts rivals hsrc.lasnrrr, whtrs they
IT, H. H. u.s. s%sa Of ri. s''s Sms u
4" have the flo y. nl4yl n1n!sa wl,at anusrnrAt~
arc be.t fur umt ch!Li!cn nlntaiy, uni huw cn1l
keep them PTr. during t.sIr Ln'nority. ~ you.
III. m.t14ins ~ ts1i VIZ tc tnint IN :, led ne
.at II tho 9ssan'ta'lun that God has :irn w." In
Il playing before this Lard Wit. ali th.it
alIsAt, a4d with singing and haris. r-ateslrs. tin.
htr!' sfG'h'l., ,ns.s with tlnlnttis,, DanclnE
!. nat mistake III prefer tlc toort.h rliuris of
t!e prssens a.u IL "Eoetry oE n,uti,N'f "s!n H.
ihe voluntary tsanstfcs.,"h of thc known Will n
Word. y:t dangias Is not condvnusI, and playlnr
mud -lnaA AinI arc not tn tho li4t. Moth n.S
ehu Ew 4-a'Ii-t II ts un par with tlat nd blue
law wh:eh fof6aur q Mas: IL kit. his wlte IN sun-
day. Tue says tGnrrFnn. uanetnI In In, III = Tins
tAIt 1t Wis done III the .ay tame an i'll / lie urrH
a!F, ami NJ. ~ the .rxcs to.eiher tan the same
hs sad of The an4u.*n1enss that ars sanctioned
alt4 tho girls To- kiss each ulhcr, ths.c
vulgar plays would 10 abulithvl. IN no scapect
dotsnstIl Mcguire r'odesty and GRACE II 1lss'nS
tInlvs lu unc a.eu!ag. Our children ou catering
society arc humorous. aud dread thgsa fuda games.
u Wrar. ~ In due tims, and VIZ hasu the girl Vt
u prou..eauus iis.;n3 I'D tue unllsuidcd prox.
ntr u these that take part iu these exercises |.
driuosall14a. Daueta.;. II properly conducted. sud
, 1877-01-20

n tat Elt"x a Tia Tribune,
hal i .. Home last satHfI,y. Mnat i ,me,ia; of
oli iriG1'., s, snd what eoIang nv nrw' VEL
sHs sn{se n1, f a" sar @ 5 insy Nr: 'sT
thunxh thc latfrF dog. rhHw pugnarIuu+ front tn.
wAFns mc. ali on account ut .tiusr pAckrrs" riu
nsne,akr. ute fuun.i wantins iaiirncs Il nj, IL.
Ersa."! wfi W. "t!i a"1 nses.,fy 4! yon,
nut sse llai sha NY $40 wy dlh!eut, mi nearly
40 1nuch 80 - Tho plainr'. csoehc'ed ,,lo
nsas"s I'M s .nrh %y !. s5a:a oa4 rrs
eone lons.iy. INV. cnt M You ihiuis Kit il. f".i f;s.ait
rr1,nysth he ts"nbIr even II It wrss NJ mnch At YEN
p1yt% ~ re- .Ss Nv ss ws:d 70 .
jsci our kn editor Ind IL view when he cones,, , ed
VIII tnvn back /" your colscr of TuE rntnssE c,u.
taln'n: ths earl!sf Napvs' eunpri;in: ths depart.
r. sss .ssG .s o sS sS Wy sS !sy ws's
mrni." Then sSn"r. liz i!caiI!ne ':Tho H"%"s." HH"'"
pss,ua,,sauas is somu toiwasa ND a%i i vi Wit i "sr
irll s"@"p 3tsemrt TO- 70 o,st,hruw I thIs ;rnl:
sst"' ssss os ff % n", *" ;s sSe' oss1 G. s<
every 1ay facts Of tue great rnlnrsk ratsfy those
sasin I'll I'D 1a.sy .oS Why ast ~ yoa 'sus stIspt
~ tAAc tt..p ~ te sit W" hth:tuha XII gwen Va
thu girry intrnded. So mnrh for that po!ut.
SO~ foF thu onslaught on thD +. tuncy. work"
Nr.tots. No ynu don't approve Ut fanc articles:
nrRs mo! EH FcTJ hofty Tor tllat, too, Tnat
Atraifnl decree has sn!Lii1trcl my lte, bastr14tny
yuilnr blpod. q. o., q: H.. gaze upUn lhr w.cck
ihy slrrn dtsp!oaauss hath wrongful, as,l gazing
be content
Aceause fuw women, anxious 10 lel ~ far lies
In tels power sIs s.tera wl,I inquire fps infnt.
malioH IN thr then scaa1ahc anb Vt ho.t made
tAristIss lfL* tuult thu trouble Ii tirtrFIhc liutu
articles They Ancw IT Mhirh wr1r .tpIsuItl.utr for
thtIll down ~ '"omcn with thsts nliIus tillrA
with tidy .cGttun rlt. .buard tas.iluasl. bills ~
si1k. eIsshells. 7na Gilt papcrr, that there kn't
standing tnohl in them for auylhln. u.riut," III
tiEtrh. you've nueh to iraru III this fule'' yet II
you honestly bel!r,eMhat y!uwEt 4 love for the
ihontan4 and eue little fa'cIes the n:hle hn.rra
Of saacIul IaIr make l~ uttru n.t!, rab's fra.
lure auioHA4t people hpi.i eftt yuu, the fAatiAi.
nus olive conA not tuns!.tr auy hing but - tpuk.
tsh sud literary" fHstAntr. lay frirur!.. uAt1,
ualt unl ,etna'c. With hnt very trw exceptions.
ate aHthoEe 4ul journalists. nhl very rarely Gu Any
Vt them Walt uaF liusus without l,Htsjn: An! nd
Bnriuk sul.se O{ the A.ahy lilliu nntlUns .lserl
au!onH tho fancy aEticts y"u 1nuCl de.
| sP.r, Why, trar ltckts, tht, very lady WIN
nude nude ,,,,. thv .e1aess f1t directions atoat
| Aaa tboiglt Of sometaIn; else. Tor +! lreVlrrt u
| Little snatch Ut tUnS tailed ''Ihe t1ltcurAiea
Ns4,e," published last spring In TUX TEIHl. NJ,
| an1 1car.ns tier Ha.s,c AaJ ucun.' Sly uladvn,
did shn think tlIe Nus NOT funhl out, clf AMI !,
t.en Latr ttled illc IN the tIIiwr linz md
hays brought sour few .l!ck kSls ~ MY pulsc,
believe hat IL The te.t in this day u much xerib
bliny, II 1t uatf III
! 1caauvt ~ why you should Ako it 1os granted
, 1877-01-20
cI1MlIonNs tNn MFEn ntlsts.

Ia tbs Editor t1 3At Tribune. :.
KavEH.wuul,. ian. I'LL have bUen q daily
render u TUX Tasnr *E thi. lun. time. E,cn;if I
ut up nfrh> tnu # must nr.ds be- rca' iii a!lt4
viii tel thu largu circle VI ilonr reader. ohout
lha, lung .lnuntltl rIh rct, 'tLu chrln,O0n." Ii
.Sv. .s b" @ W s,y'S St ara.yI y ri Ss Essy w % s
say st-t here. 1t changed it. mime several n'ont'!a
asa for onr n u'u's slIf"rIatc ana .neie,t l.
n nut SUPPOSED I" wear lt'n. We'll. havu worn
the thin:. rEs n"'nti's, uni Hku !hcm very much
poor l.'aiy Mc'it"i.rr; how !hey, arc going for
.av In lho lloms;; Tary s.sm II !" .h!nk'ty y%a' .
s"%s s Il. ssa i = n ,ss' NJ = VA
,ttn,l ~snt ',d.w Of frasun null ftasi df s,l:"
"hit n Wnrla this wnad b" II W. Ind n"thIns Filhy
mt utIllr.n; In It ul tc,tncrs atl SERMONS. aM
hnw 10 raitc rh ren. That il oil wei! rnuuth fur
lsn.c !" lo dnHt kntw ln", but like t'att Lnnw
my hand. tc +c ten years, and they are ~ tat
and Eusy set u hllc bears as Joa would w''h tn
.yssnIW t ss,tee IN IN tha last Mas.c. voa
explained ju.t my ,ca.s s1actly. S"w i.nt
l"useI' ID pests; ts'r "la!s,cr else atc ttcyz an
sutr 10 "thsT pans coall Do item 1nf!:ee; Gna 4
/. 81 least n. n.. keep t.s threads nl!
mp 4fld the wheels s4En: than tn ltok atr oaa NJ
t!'o>e that l.. u my b. tie s't.n-ih; rl !
-
uwn huu,rwurk. MHsM ] u!u obliged II have
"h,lp" aruHs.. 81 rid u them 4. .non as lut+-
bu lAru wtlIl an up:UMr f"r lfr getting thIhsa
CLEANED up and Ltck insu thrfr plAc.s; fer It was
al4avs "t,h' f.r-nt." "ur :" DID mt know that
w.s.. paee fur IT." uislt let uAyu uae bs tvet 40
ubaLle to ~ tne harl trantlly ani get girl, and
they will sn,n tril YOU, Il Is sral u II was
When ralr, la.tas tLuu.h They, were hired
psfnt 1tlt fuE il,nIl4Ecc.
Ars 1nriec... IErt they EHrhF!atisnlza one, ca.
ppr!al1 mtter VI llssr children W.tls 4it Ihcf
ta4rs aIa ups all! downs. ThtH add one Ut thngu
inls. lhu arvpent. II il p.taHes you. II there
earth 1t Is here now IN the furln Ut
"h!rel girls" ts ratn ~ Hnr, hEa"llc III aEmH
appears Ut tho door, forthwith brenrtie ~ ero.s ~
sat @,.I sotc head. ;-so iny bttttE.llnlf says:
and It mn-t b 70, for Nr ELu"s. 'Efetythlhs,"
t0U and Ia fLtt every 0hs ~ tic hnGse. iecls Tho
pntrnt lHhufHcr. ttrn tu III. laat hlGG tn ~
rs4,lr: II hettt.s 10 set.Atn 1uuItr and more uf
1t thnn trfvrp. ......-.
Mrs. Ctnhe, / csn rhukc bands with yuu ''aesos4
tic b,uIy cl4n,. ia rrTstI t. tfe-*- refo. M.
Isn't It tcsr IL lu tAinH Ut t:a.s tsrAturcs. made
~ lii Own c"t. trJ!n. 10 de!urm theutel'es with
that modern blsllet
Now Bertha wants to know how to make her new
drrsa- III cuurre. taking cure Of ny four children
alone, 20 out much. know tikr hatsrYtry
thing about It. A. IL rnior, would ret tat "faf'
tinafl na,A blur, "rttlprd With uruu;c ani "khy.
blue pink nf cuur.e open tn thu back, aud but
tonrd down ihe frunt; buttons Tie Masn &hins;
| ret 0n sceerul hundred. slie wantA fu know kuw
l..ey are wV1u hEnuld evtta1niy wraF such \
dEc.s wrong sIIc cut; II will add " thu e1ieek Now
charge nothing for ihis recipe.
kotae une Inquired how TO take ont lton-rust.
Tbs tulcs VI ltglun and sst placed ou tts AID
, 1877-01-20

tho old tcaktttc lid with the hoo In the otton,, or
The fances will, piece bitten out Of thc rtmr !sd
si.o nsye as lal,It of wsn's9!as from yonr ,n:
jcct. i Is Inst the same a. 4 .han .en yon ont
sshx 'Rf: 81 a. "nd fst 20 f
sF ii ,'s e.. I es: Ii Il s Ii;
Track when they ta uneis .john:". INA" .,bil
'sy 9w 4. tbs ST + The t"kt o r. Xs"
dny rode@ ''ror"y, ''I,a What I'd sny about
,anf - much .a from :nssst
every ,InHle thlnr they wnns 10 every single lime
~. whca m FL r. m Iiscs NJ hlEsr shsn ~! .ay
ec!pts anl yes 70 WON'T st1ckl ' iasniaiiy ejaca.
n : 4$s s%s Iii sss N, ~::s .ss ss : ss
:s. ssts n" IL '"Se;' scS" ~ s
cxcl.mstian: .:Fn,hrs says c .arcy think" now ,y
;hnt ;! TildSn I: leeied; who do r9u tnIns ~,
s"w 1 ef IT. Gss hs s; vy TT P s.s
Ky SSo "hs1 1Toy. sk f1H, Mhrn ~ 70
didn't ,kn"r. either, and Lc,l1e. eaal,in't ,.ke
VI ssy @ s S az s Gs S: ~" is
many q thcm i've veTy nenr home, Int iolihcr
lad aene to .ec ihcm aitss It ior u. % Wien theY
come back II they eay TI1den Is 'lcctct. what nu
s,e s viii tue o. no. o here 'hs h., :ton On sr iptoc.
pcstch to SEQ 11tiln voung. whale leap out rnn.
cans"- =" Republicans is the word" "What
worlaf" After suri, gigantic effort
! was almost ense tint something Of rart
tnostancc wa eons' ss:a3n,enTen1ly maae every
book nnd icneiI In hund. md shcn tonk a cnit
and 4at down. Iracng ny feet aCninst the nto.e-
1i!tIc daughter Mnry. Now. 'rop.y,. play yon
didn't begin: and atatt over aean:" ''When
the Hen gct hoinc,-thc ONES yoh aata Ind gone to
Rre 'bont lt.--f thcY tny TAirn is 'lcrtcd. WtInt
mn1ic will sl,e traute II. All rnnTl bur. ret out
Of at,r Way, Hcrnrnbcnus with rmHlIl p1ay."
AS Ind never occurred to ne that they would
play any music II beaten. told her 10. "O,,
yea they will; they nlwas. hnFe music at efrchscs
when wrnt they played lots md lots all the time
VIII they play lutt the same fnnca they di.a them:
"Fcfh1pA 70. What were thcyt' - don't
, 1877-01-20
HOW TO REMOVE MOTIF.

IN Fhf fsHtH N INC 1ftbHHf.
JAcxaoS. Mr1l., jan. IA few weeks ago.
Tam XII. l 1"NnilIra" :" lily no.s ut Il, uMa sAla:
sWhat i" you hiring hun!u tl1at pru.y oil raper
nn,sst.." 'M :npn het;a" 70 & a';a Iona a many
NJ paper that cnneA Into nuE honAe that Il mnse
Department. I,ld net think Is ls!ns .ny tLns but
silent .ea,cr of rho 1t"nc until ~ ryr harpeu.
I'd ~ luIlt upnn l,t!u AtlC!c by ''snfry Al!lIrt
b.r, -iur i wus onru surely afflicted with muth
tsIsches upon my face. used cserytLin. that
saw advertised. and noth!ns sreI.el IL du me my
s si and s;Se S; i"on M ~s1sh shh q en1 u ns Ss'ss IL
tnuk ttni u.cr, for 1t allied my face full Ut
l1slIs blnek .peckn. "as about giving W fu Dr.
salr when ha;lcned to Eet l,ld " ptrraral,nn ",
~ much stutI; but tt.uayit ! would
give II : trial. and hern,c had urs4 anr Bottle
for ,txtuse tIltc vanity wns tnrc called pass.
snly so.'l lousu:, nnl 10 ha,s r"..lo t1'at hId
y Knew u,e wa> anything tut hller1ny. And
Muw my dear laJy ftiends, LIT luc Whisper llttlo
secret iI You r.sFs: Takrrarc of yuMr runptxt. |
loo.iTs iu.ta+ n,ru :. you ran. f"f y wv siunt
nice lie InHy NOT att,Hlt u to you. anu hardly s1
u,an tof MI a,ln,S.,ng his w,tp une-s shu Keeps
her.el IuoLtn9 we'll he will have cause tO admire
her. conasdrF u duty thai every ~uInau Q" Co
shc Gan. And II rhc Gun u.e = cuslnrtc t;sas il
! don', tee anr harm III &. Nh, ii .'sofv,y
Asisi" Mss T. tsi .o'ns IT,, II & .s 1ot9n' IND
her the young A'1ys address ho !s aRrnt fof II III
ths city: shc seMls Il by h'na 10 laacs % ds.
tsner, hs letter h mi consls1'.d to oblivion.
~,N :sve the .aAles M x1cslrat sen.cay fos pss-
6eeYJnx the halF+ HiXgATuT,
, 1877-01-20
tho fabric rlneci1 IN tile sun Shining through qasa
III rays are stronger. hang nto In wlnIow.


m the Editor Of The 1ffbnnf.
rnent IN tho tame q out lI""c I'enastmsnt. few,t
estns s S I'd" aet = ~, 1'S eoo Ts" To- srn :sss
n,tnl, asked Marx .,nyv nur!, 10 cat. ''Well. =
.,n, .a! Gar a%taot ,renls sr In yonr case
te6e rtiqnettc, aid Caalr., Ny, proceea il :ab.
'S y%' apres III ore ~ es!t Ill.,
t,lns e'oineut N TI!c llo.nc, athonsh l!ic Ms!s.
san W Of I'll" III up4S iSes e7 70 ssca @ ~ wsan. n
sphere 10 undoubtedly within the h"mo circle.
There can hc no Ftnnler. h''es duty In Gode unl.
Of raj ios him Whom ws 70 have teicm for Lcticr for
worsc, rllrc wherein he may fnryri hs currostn1
easc', and dnl TINT rest only to hc fnr!nn pcacc.
tle of LIE. but We cnn ro mold the clnractcr of
m Gt ts 10y: at 'ry sy 1teoS &c re h're'fss @
tI.ouunt, q earnest staly, must We impose ppon
onr.uisrsi Il l., ecyonI a, tfoup. of great tn.
psftanca to l,ccomc vo,M hou%ckecrcr., quad
s"s e u :; oss 70 d 20"
who have husbands with Intellectual tastes. who
sse ssese Ss,me m }su xosr %o ~
end shnuld 10 your pleasure. to keep your mind
iIss aI sinl young; DO o alow your intellect e!
constantly ncar tho, .ssyina.pNn. kccp up will,
tho ti;ms.Iny !;s = t.atlinE y e"vcrsa,o 4 +
d.s,tlur nrdlrt. tic lnsi pniiaek. and tho | new.
no!i lint DO not nlway. dwell upon such petty
70" Wy son':er that ;" ra''''S"'''' man 800" on
'Sssy s Fl ss wH ws s"% Il q1s Il 3
!!irec,an ,antiSili.ct. There nre iund5.ls of d.
ijsantfal." Yon eannnt fali to h b. ehnrmri. the The
a" ass se. "qS e'
chtcd girls arc rrunnei In hi.lnBr. mud, mind you,
, 1877-01-20

II The Editor 2f 5he TyfhHHe.
Cn1cAHo, Jan. lj.-lrrn1t lnnv-~nIcslng and
patient candidate for putlJc sympathy few words
lna private. We hnsY rnciety for tie prevention
th,r In The nnnc IL en,nnon hulsanlty-t nryat,lzo
? ''Socety for tmp Prevention OF Cruelty IL illus.
ns ",r L. a nv %nT .nin t ,sn ~ ntca smonnt
ready to furnish every dollar u capital required to
pln'e 1t upon IN insitrt.ne,,h'e bar!n. And, nos
you, Mr.. Edltpr, ircntrnt during tho turin Of
Jour natural fc and eligible thereafter to feolec-
tfon.
TUX TRlnrsE has alwnya been. a. far hnek as
can rrn'enlhoF, my fnosiIo journal: i always oc-
;"pl. ;Ii PIscs u hannr IN my c.et:l unit!
9 t s 70 n3sst
u,un the donr.tie felicity That rsialrl within my
ca-t'c npon the punctna''ty and regularity, with
we wsle s snd Int na
hnw, lhlns. have st'unrrd! Whrn epTe tume
/ 1n 70 With al Infinite dread. cit, bit do 70
unIer protert. for Il II Impossible fnr 10 drtn
Enls ttt%r y t1ste Or sMs ,ny ~ t '.ar
u,an." ''What Il this. my dcasf' ratl when my
wio few days ago placcd something upon uy
plate.
THAT! Why, that's a Centennial pudding. y
chemist. q. or q, ptysleian,' ,..
"a chemist Or hy,.ieian, :" Iei.cratedL
shatl nat ha.c the courage to ecuasc with It,"
Ta,ncss fa!it !" naks i. asc:iu,ed ] t; sppeer r
ancc. Ind left slrIct orders that It should be de-
ltcEetl at my nt1ce.
,".whnt can hare become Of n'' qucrtIoned my
vile. eyrins mo snsr'cunriy acr.1a ilB breakfast
sao,s; ~ wonlant m's it TOR Tho world. have
''Mada,a. pan.c:, l!are some mercy: be gen
er"u.. You Aass hssM esp~s!mensas upon me
t"r ths past mouth Aiiow ,;'r: allow ,nc 70 r.rs
hr few remaining dnys ktlil left mc III tho peaceful
pDssrA>on 1T my sftars. / mi mt copper. llnrl
nr slc:l-rlss.c,l. s.nd fer y"ur n,osher; tackle
Formerly tlc Index 1T t,e hcalti.!lf., on whlcl.
] taka my nnrn!n3 exercise, would lnhiratu tON
ranMls "truns. suw emit bulge u tie six
trenth rnrt nf m nltnce aver 400 pounds II were
!uunisng dE-cotrsy-.hu entire slsenco of ttarch
from cellars ami .t|Et Eosnu,t.
,.'My dear said |, turning to my wife. ''Jon
Siss rtn ~ oas VI sfarsh or located it In lilo wrong
~ Mn u tosry." was tho response. " saw
a,rccipc in THE --- " 1'ableaa aud curtain to
s'MaTs..cts Husband - and - Friend Lawrence"
! ssten' y"u tlle right hant nf "Fothcth!.Al. "A
ftl!Nr ferlils mikes ua Wutlicruus kind" ayW.
lIathikc. lcon'ioe. and tn1tcr with y0n.
10 s1,rn fcw weeks btlcstii my root stall close
9p shop pull Gown The hlin.is. atnl placarI evury
DUR Mila sIna-I0s nntice. and li'e Oh lnu1h and
!ntls. That's what emil allcctiun-!or purpure.
vivc. hc mllr'lrroNs experiment.. Of ,i,!a new sys
!cin Of cnohrryt sha]l feel eallc! upon to con.
tFhnto my ,n:ta IN behalf of-nyscIf. 1 hare IN
my po'.'ssttn a ia,~tlct for whlch tho tnventnr
afrrs. when fed to sh!inRls oKn!n'it within lfUn
mt 10 five minutes hfter II kaa been rwaa!nwed.
| reHtlerlns tho sctln 10 the four corners of tho
t'tnsestisatc. shonhl my r1ttrf.t,rnt prove rue.
e-nful, fur full parIIcula1s 20 duly papers Mofu
anon. IN confidence, iLCIo faTniAs.
, 1877-01-20
LETTKH FROM aIns. GAIT. wrtAn0.
Ala Lvkitass nE Z 1.siEitatx

II fht h;'i'or n TIE Jmgienmt m
nm 10 rct 'ui" trouble L ry to write for tho
nss ana n a''.s , , mo 10 r. s"sk Skb e my ah,
t It "a5' at ia q f'H a,scet 'Ss
tstsasa: t,sr :t s ~t Ts ss s,e may how"
,y@pais ua @ to ' et"e %' IN iesa to f9" If. .mo
letcrs' u he has fseelssd Hn5thiny In t!,at ''nn
@ ssa" nA1s { :SS% ssss1,!G :s' ;onS, II: II.
,s sa'"nr 40 n nsny won'en Hias, ~'st harry 1oe'a
spss cur ssis s +fs i, u III
think have reaa That annewrrcl. then swscc hapry
erV ~. w n @ enIle "Fanes wntsh sn'ws
ar: are ail % rra'y "a Whit {" j. lmptosrd. in.ral
Of =" much talk nl'out e.ar!ns anil eaIning '.ap
s s .sar s s:y Ss ;ssa 1s s' ss's wns
M !he.clss. sboSs tue :!ss~ :: tbs,r sotrse: pot,s
rreomd ''ticrtsuho'n" molten tllat "Dllse
e,td from sh"sc boaks wl!ieh 'sisy llrown say.
arc 'scaiterc'' at orrr tlcr honst." ! believe "e
.hnll cn;oy 1t ns uuch a. sl'e. And where u
muro In accordance with the pruErcst Of thu
tln,csr' And rl.ht hrre wnnla like TO sek
calling Charles I.cales slang nnl profanity which
.ha quotes - ~ .luas III; fSr neoPls, To- sss1' @ OF
ro9fse, w all aesve WIZ hrs.-nnt We WI! 1n,s
with 't!lIry fur ln. ha. mentioned two l,ooka
tlst .sa .s as oss pra;ahc rssa,ns Ard nrd,, Tl
''nocrt Fulconcs." by. Ucur." sTncpaMal;
s.s'Ehts anl ln.tshte," Mr.. whitney: 'Ihc
World III Wheels, y. F. Tay!or; Thofeahs
.'i"ukee in Canada" =. .pas..i. stud!e'."
by Warner; and Life md Iornts or
Tho carey Sl'terr." Now thns wr at Dc.
light tnhst IN fhfnE4 Centennial. Tharkerny*
t'HissInIana" and .sfcn and A&annct4 umc Hun.
dfcd ears Ago viii 10 In oEdcr, a!ld will pf1Vn
nlDrt entertaining Wittias, ~
Ladies, i think w arr all unanimous that
"AMbcsr" aud ''Garheth" lcitrFs arr perfect
gems. LIT us hops tl,ry may c0nl!nuc to hls.kle
, 1877-01-20

TO 9hf EHI91F U 7H6 7l75uH1,
LACHDsak, Ni4.. Jan ll.-..gtrr Inn; silence
will cuuic again Hlth few bt!cf runlaens hoptn.
wunt trc3A III 4uJ ONES cosns. " turrt seems "
bc i sensitive lut lnInss your contributors. Frsf
will toune one ficasu enIlshten ,ue on unc punts
| have u faint luca uf wAat y cheMllouu "a, but
lines IN your columns lItcy that canu0t cun,ptr.
hcnl. II IL sv'tthux u cat, but whether snllNa),
tcastaa!u. Or ehc:uc1l. | tatsatt TIC least Idea.
at tho Centennial. III the ttalluA display OF uac.
carunl md othts sliLcs sunls queeE.luoklny sin1
Iuuc up tu IiiI+luil: whether IL Au& tlec.e " \
species VI tau4A.r couldn't make out; perhaps
that v ~ tllGArAAsc.
some onu a4ks how 10 c!eau mica. When va sci
UP our "ka.tiant Home, sHo Ut tllu mlcas Wctt
bf4Asu. uut llrlw4re u4e.vl4ut lad u44s u th5