Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-07-12
Our Small Change.

dial is to I've it down..
ABOUT %, 900 people visit Bar
NUNS big. show each day.
have those. who advise you, but
not those who praise you.
The river is rising, and the Rab-
lin Bros. will get out their logs on the
Eau PLANE.
One ungrateful mau does an in
jury to all who are wretched.
Remember the Tennessee Jubilee
Singers Monday night, July 10th, at
Writer'S Hall.
1t is safest for man to judge
farorably of his fellow creatures.
Schultz rainbow confectionery
case is tempting all the little orss
foote's to ache.
The tongue is little thing, but it
fills the universe with trouble
When a teller takes drink of ice
water, you, can, hear it siss as it goeth
to its steam box. O.!
Sink or swim, survive or perish,
we're for a thermometer that will
knock the spots off this weather.
Reserved seat tickets without ex-
ira charge at the Palace Drug Store,
for the Tennessee Jubilee Singers,
Monday night.
The boys will 60 in swimming just
across the river from our Office. 1t is
IN order for all the old women who
own spy-glasses to protest.
The inevitable Schoonke, Sr. is
pertaining the air. His tail is bo-
quet # sweet scents. Look out for
your chicken coops.
Don't fail to hear "We's gwine to
hab little shout by the Tennessee
Jubilee Singers. Monday night Re-
served seats without extra charge.
The reason Hilton wont let Selig-
man stop at the Grand Union is, be-
cause Seligman wears diamond pir
as big as tea cup, and the walters
mistook him Cor the head clerk
Schultz will sell you the finest So
da in the world, and throw in the
story that tells how narrowly his lityie
wife escaped being known af the Wild
der Schultz.
Napoleon Kroner, brother to
"Lem," residing at Grand Rapids,
Mica, is visiting his brothers and rel
atives. :'Role." seventeen years ago
was ''of ours"
The little iGvr of Altered, n. Y,
containing over two thousand inhabi-
tants must be pleasant place to live.
There has never been glass of liquor
sold within its boundaries, and it has
never had pauper to support,
We are in receipt of the Premi-
um list and Regulations of the Wis
cqpsin State Agricultural Society, for
the twenty-foprth general exhibition.
The fair will be held al 4ane@ville,
Sept 20, il, u, 10 & T.
1t is said that Brigham Young
talks in his sleep since the execution
CT Lee, the Mountain Meadow Massa-
ere fend- Probably Brigham will
never publish an edition of Young
Night Tkqughts.''
! We understand the Green Bay
road has experienced severe washout
near Mcmillan. No train from the
yes. came through Monday and the
western bound train went no further
than this station.
Berlin proudly points to $50, 600
worth of school houses and declares
she pays 1000 per year for teachers.
-Adgocate, (Green Bay.)
AND yet she couldn't be happy,
she must h ave ''nigger Grafton on
the Fourth by the Hon. Wayne
Galloway,
Hot, hotter, hottest Hottentot-
terist, hotter'n what the name of-the-
place +! Wah One hundred and one
degrees, in the shade, with only one
thing lacking to make EN- happy; we
ought to have dance to meet the
wants of the unhappy.
| The CsQge Sparks house on the
''Two Mile was struck by LIGHTNING
and destroyed last Saturday between 9
and 10 o'clock.
We hear of another house in the
German settlement also destroyed by
lightning. lightning don't smash
things as it used to do, it just ignites
things and winds up with a conGagra-
| ton.
John Robson, alias Bob. johnson
of the Central, is the happiest man on