Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1877-09-22

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WHAT the g-e u converting the drg into
oilf W. should jus, a. sosn think Il
s.al.owing him whole.
THE Secretary Of the Arkansas Press
Association is named Frolic." II is true.
then, that the association will have q
frolic at every meeting, though il is now
evidently not true that they will pattern
their frolics after the celebrated shirt tail
dance of the Arkansas Legislature.
A MINER among the Black Hills writes !:
"Can you send me a recipe for removing
dandruff from the headg" About the
surest thing of the sort obtainable out
there, we should think, would be to slip
up on stout, healthy, hostile Sioux war
rior and sttempt to tickle his nose with
q stuffed club.
IT is said that "a widow and widower
married at Little Rock recently, having
eight children EACH" A newly-married
couple starting out with ready-made
family of sixteen children looks like
business, and to keep all that trundle-bed
trash in milk and mush will require the
business to be pushed, to.
LET US tell the farmers of Kentucky
again, for the we don't know how. ofteneth
time, that the surest way to keep the dogs
from killing their sheep is to swap their
sheep off for dogs and let the dogs kill
somebody clse's sheep. We hate to be
etcrnally hammering this thing into peo-
pies minds, but it will have to be done,i
seems.
1rHE thrce-cent piece and the twenty
cent piece" says the Springfield Repu6li.
can, fare peculiarly obnoxious" And
why so, pray? 1t is not those coins, but
the twenty dollar gold piece and the fifty
dollar gold piece that peculiarly Obnoxi-
die and disgust US. 1t is seldom that
we are induced to receive them-indeed,
we never receive them when we can do
any better.
THE pay of the Turkish soldier is not
as nunificent as heart could wish-not in
this unfriendly world at least-for it is
said that he gets but three cents day !;
but then, when amid the thunder of guns
and led by the sacred crescent, he seeks
to Ego where glory waits him, !" and Rus.
sian shell hits him amidships and knocks
him into cooked hat, his pay in Para
disc is beyond all bounds.
IT is said that an old man at Blackville,
s. c., recently declined an offer of 121k
cents on the dollar for $3.50 in Confeder-
ate money. If the person making the
offer is not too much discouraged by his
melancholy failure to effect a purchase on
that occasion, let him prosecute his ef-
forts, and he can get steamboat load of
that sort Of currency at less than 12X
cents on the dollar. When the war closed
thousands of people had all the old bar.
rels and boxes about the premises
crammed full of it, and the most of them
have got it yet.