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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
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LOOK HERE!
BARGAINS! BARGAINS!

r HAVE just received large stock of
i Furniture purehasedfor cash. am able
to sell to suit the times. Having been
forced to obtain larger Warerooms, may
now be found next door TO BaInhart's
Book Store. So come along with your
cash if you want to save money. Have III
stock large number of Chamber Suits
ranging from $40; also Parlor Suits; So
fas from So upward; Center Tables from
$3.50 upward; Marble Top Center Tables
from 81. 80 up; Parlor Chairs per set $500
mp; Rockers of all styles from 81 up.
DINING ROOM FURNITURE.
Dining Tables from $3.50 up; Extension
Dining Tables $500 up; Chairs per set
$3.50 up; Safes from $500 up; Sidebaards
from $500 up; Bedsteads of all styles and
prices from 81 90 up; Wardrobes from $l2
up; Washstands Sl.75 up; Towelracks from
80 cts up: Hat racks from loo up; Camp
Chairs, Cradles, Cribs, Trundle Beds, and
in fact everything which may be wanted
i'm the furniture line; also Children's
Carriages, Doll Carriages, Boys Wagons,
Hobby Horses, Parlor Brackets, &c.
NJ. j. LATIMER.
Sept. 6, 1876, If
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NEW TIN SHOP !!

STOP WERE YOU VAS, If you be a
- family man and don't got no Tin Ware
to eat NIT, may be you'd better go of,dot
new din we're shop, close we're de Jail yoost
to pc, on der bike, we're goot sheep Tin
Ware and goot prices all der vile.
VIM. Il. McAnly vas dat boss vot stays
dere all ready in dot new Timer Shop,
The public are respectfully invited to
give me a call.
Roofing. Spouting, and everything in
my line promptly attended to. Prices
moderate and good work guaranteed.
Old Brass, Copper and Pewter taken in
exchange for work.
VIM. T. 8IcANLY.
Shepherdstown, Oct q tt
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
WEST VA. UNIVERSITY,
1877 Morgant0Wn. 1878

THIS Institution of Learning, under the
i Presidency Of Rev. j. r. Thompson,
A. NJ, is entering upon new era of pros
perity. During the Spring Term just
closed, the attendance of students was i'll
creased oyer So per cent. 1t has large
and scholarly Faculty; beautiful,
healthful and moral location ample Sci
entific and Philosophical Apparatus; 4
Library constantly growing;. a curricu-
lum of the most thorough character; a
standard of scholarship surpassed by no
American institution of learning.
THE EXPENSES ARE LESS than at any 9TH
er place known to afford equal adyanta-
ges. The Fall term begins Sept. 9th the
Winter term January I'd; ana spring
term March 9th. For full information,
catalogues, &C., address the President,
GEO. C.. STURGISS,
Secretary of Regents.
July 81, 1877. 9m
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

DREcTIoNs.-For Diseases of the Skin
battle freely and apply a thick Iather be-
fore retiring, allowing it to remain over
night.-For Scalds and Burns apply the
lather freely to the affected parts, and the
fire and pain will be removed immediate
ly.-For Gout, Rheumatism, Sprains,
Bruises and Cuts apply cloths well Satu-
rated with q strong solution.-For Old
Sores and Ulcers it is invaluable. Use
freely as lotion.-For preventive in
Obnoxious Diseases use strong suds as
awash, externally and by injection. 1t
never fails.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
SULPHUR BATHS.

The beneficial results of Sulphur Baths
are too well known to require comment.
The effects of GLENN'S SULPHUR
SOAP in the bath are truly electrical,
completely deodorizing offensive accumu-
lations and thoroughly purifying the en-
tire surface of the body. In fact it is the
King of Soaps for Bathing ana Toilet pur-
poses,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

A SKIN LIKE MONUMENTAL
ALABASTER may be attained by us
ing GLENN'S. SULPHUR SOAP.
Try it, ladies. 1t is genuine beauti-
fer, and very economical. This Soap
safely and certainly removes cutaneous
eruptions by opening the pores whose
obstruction was the cause OF the diff
Guilty. Test and you will endorse it.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
TAILORING.

THE undersigned takes this opportuni-
l ty of informing the citizens of Shep-
herdstown and vicinity that Se has COM
menced the TAILORING BUSINESS al
his residence in Shepherdstown, He will
cut and make up garments ofaIl kinds in
the latest styles and best manner. All
persons having clothing to make will
please give him call.
E-.. ~. S. p. HUNRICKHOUSE
Oct, %, 1875. If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

7 AIDES DRESS GOODS to close at cost
u and from 30 to 100 per cent less, will
sell without regard to cost. Now is the
time for bargains at Elk Branch and
Unionville, by J. S. MELVIN.
Duffields, August 4, 1877. II
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
MOUNT PROSPECT VINEYARDS,
NEW JERSEY.
Speer's Port Grape Wine |
FOUR YEARS OLD.

THIS justly celebrated native Wine is
1 made from the juice of the Oporto
Grape, raised in this country. Its inyal-
liable
TONIC AND STRENGTHENING
OIL. PROPERTIES
are unsurpassed by any other native
Wine. Being the pure juice of the grape,
produced under Mr.. Speer's own personal
supervision, its purity and genuineness
are guaranteed. The youngest child may
partake of its generous qualities, and the
weakest Invalid use it To advantage. IL is
particularly beneficial TO the aged and de-
bilitated, and suited TO the various all
ments that affiict the weaker sex. 1t is,
in every respect, A WINE TO BE RE-
LIED ON.
Invalids use Speer's Port Grape Wine.
=. Females use Speer's Port Grape Wine.
Weakly persons find A benefit by its use.
Speer's Wines in Hospitals are prefer
red to other Wines.
Sold by Druggists generally, who also
sell Speer's Standard Wire Bitters. Trade
supplied by all wholesale Dealers. See
that the Signature of Alfred Speer, Pas
sale. \. u, is over the cork Of each bottle.
ALFRED SPEER'S Mount Prospect
vineyards, New Jersey. Office No. 81
Warren St., New York.
~ For sale by Ii. N. Billings, Shep-
herdstown.
July %, 1877. Iy
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
NOW is THE TIME
TO BUY.

HAVING been to the city and purchased
IL stock of HOUSE FURNISHING
GOODS, such as Coal Holds, Coal Shoyels,
Coffee Mills, Bake Pans, Spoons, Ladies,
Egg Besters, Sad Irons, Patent Granite
Ware, &C., also the ACME SAUSAGE
SUFFER-, LARD AND FRUIT PRESS,
Rising Sun Stove Polish, Sealing Wax for
Fruit Cans, Hoop Iron, Bar Lead, Sheet
Zinc, &C., all of which Ioffer at very low
prices. Call and examine goods and prices.
III. c. MARTEN.
Sept. 8, 1876, If
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PROFESSIONAL NOTICE,

DR. d. w. BORDER having perma-
~ nently located at KERNE1SVlLLE,
respectfully offers his professional seryi-
ces to the citizens of Kerneysville, Van
clcavesville, LeetoWn and vicinities.
. Diseases OF women and children spe-
cialty.
May 26 ly
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
New Goods
NEW GOODS! NEW GOODS

+--
I an now receiving and opening one of
the largest and most carefully selected
Stocks of Goods eyer offered in this mar
ket, to which I would respectfully call
the attention of the public. My stock is
full and complete in all its various branch
es-DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, BOOTS
AND SHOES, HARDWARE, &C., &C.,
which am Offering at the lowest possible
figures.
A. C.. DRAWBAUGH.
DuGields, Nov. 3, 1877. If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
TUFTS PILLS.

A distinguished physician Of New York
says:
i:It is astonishing how universally DR..
TUFTS Pills are used. In my daily rounds,
/ hear of them not only among the poor,
but their virtues are heralded from the man.
sions of the wealthy and refined Know
ing the inventor from his long connection
with the medical profession, have great
confidence in their merits, and of late have
often prescribed them with the happiest re-
suits in cases where desired to mako de.
cided impression on the liver"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

SQ00 CAN'T be made by every agent
CJJ0 every month in the business we
furnish, but those willing to work can
easily earn a dozen dollars day In their
own localities. Have no room To explain
here. Business pleasant and honorable.
Women, and boys and girls do as well as
men. We will furnish you complete
Outfit free. The business pays better
than anything else. We will bear expense
Of starting you. Particulars free. Write
and see. farmers and Mechanics, their
sons and daughters, and all classes In need
OF paying work at home, should write to
Us and learn all about the work at once.
Now Is the time. Don't delay. Address
+. TRUE & Co.,
Augusta, Maine.
Ian 81. IS77. Iv
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

DR.. Tut has been Gu
gagged in the practice Of
medicine thirty years, and
fora long time was demon-
strator OF anatomy in the
Medical College OF Geor-
gia, hence, persons using
his Pills have the guaran-
tee that they are prepared
on scientific principles,
and are free from all
quackery.
He has succeeded In
combining in them ths
heretofore antagonistic
qualities OF 4 Sfyr.efkss-
ing, fErg'!iirs, asdS par.
yyiRg fcRie.
Their first apparent 81
feet is to increase the APP
petite by causing the food
to properly assimiiate.
Thus the system is noGr-
ished, and by their tonic
action on the digestive or
gans, regular and healthy
excavations are produced.
The rspidi,y with which
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
TIE BEST
I'D &c u q 9
IN SHEPHERDSTOWN!

TFHE undersigned has just returned
from the East, and invites his friends
e. his first class Drug and Prescription
Store, where VIII he found at all times the
purest Drugs, Chemicals and Spices. Pre-
scriptions and Family Receipts, carefully
prepared at all hours day or night. Pure
Wines and Liquors, guaranteed pure for
medical purposes. Fancy Goods of all
kinds; Perfumery, Soaps, Tooth, Hair and
Nail Brushes. Would call special attcn-
zion to my fine Cologne Water, which 10
both delicate and lasting. All iIrst-class
Patent Medicines warranted genuine. "A
full supply of Paints, Oils and Varnishss,
also Paint Brushes, which will be sold
cheap for cash. A fine assortment OF To-
bacco, Segars and SNUFF. Best fire test
Coal Oil, Chimneys, Lamps, Burners.
Shades and Wicks. Warranted fresh ana
genuine Garden Seeds, and many other
goods belonging to a first class Drug trade,
The public patronage is respectfully So
lictcd.
II. l.. MAGRUDER.
Y. b. Night bell next door west Of store.
October 81, 1877. IF
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
rcsscHs TAKE ca yL-I,
vo7-E Their vZIaET n COLD.
LOUISVILLE, KY.
Asy. I, 1875.

ds' u 1915.
DIR. TUrr:-Dear Sir;
For ten years I have been
: martyrto dyspepsia, con-
stiration, and piles, and
had well nigh exhausted
the materia medica for re-
lief from this living death,
when, by accident, your
Pills were brought 20 my
notice. I began their use,
and the first dose gave me
such reliefthat ! continued
10 take them. ] am now .
we'll man, have a good APP
petite, can digest well, tho
piles have disappeared,
and ! have gained forty
pounds in solid flesh. !
would not be without
them for their weight in
gold.
REV. X, l.. SIMPSON.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

HAVE established myself at the stand
L formerly occupied as Coach Factory,
but the last three years as Undertaking,
for the purpose of doing all kinds of UP
HOLSTERING, REPAIRING OF FUR
NITURE, &C., and will keep on hand
COFFINS, CASKETS and Burial Cases &.
Will furnish METALLIC CASES when
called for; attend the laying out of the
dead when desired, and attend all funer-
ais in person. Having had an experience
of three years in the business, l fee! con-
fident that can give satisfaction.
Remember the place-sign over door.
r. S. NJ. HOFFMAN, Undertaken. =
P. S.-will still attend to repairing
Carriages, Buggies, &c, as heretofore.
1919 r. s, NJ. H.
Shepherdstown, Jan. Is, 1877, Tyr
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

DR.. Townsend's Ok
ygenated Air will
purify the blood in
one-third the time
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
remedy can. Why?
Observation-Disclosures
ygenated Airit goes
direc. to the Lungs
and passe. through
the Tissues and
comes 10 direct con-
tact with the blood
% IL is forced into
the Lungs by the ac-
ton of the heart. All
theblood inouryeins
returns to the heart
every four minutes
il the blood Is good,
and forced from the
heart TO the lungs,
and the more Oxy-
gen you 'inhale into
the lungs the more
you purifythe blood.
when Oxygen comes
In contact with the
impurities in the
blood IL carbonizes
and burns, causing
the blood 10 be heat
ed so that 10 warns
every part OF
the body, as IL goes
on its revolutions
through the system.
IL your blood ispure
you cannot be sick.
We drive Mercury
and allotherimpuri-
ties out ofthe blood
Weguaranteeto pu-
rifythe blOoGin one
third the timeof any
otherknown remedy
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
SEWING MACHINE
NEEDLES.

WILCOX & GIBBS, and all other
w Sewing Machine Needles, ut six cents
piece, at HERR Il ESTLER'S.
July 2s r
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

They are perfectly
harmless, can be TAX
en- by young or old
without restraint OF
diet or occupation.
PRICE rs CENTS.
OFFICE.
IS MURRAY STREET,
NEW YORK.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

ID ECEIVED | V last steamer fine lot of
IL MEMS HATS Of the best quality and
different colors.
Sept L, W. CHAPLlNE,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
H MA !

- -
wEGUARANTEET TO
CURE Coughs, Colds,
Diptheria, Pneipinon q
Neuralgia, and nearly all
other severe attacks
when all other remedies
fail, f..
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

Can be cured. Why?
BECAUSE we have
cured hundreds OF
cases. some Of them
being given over to
die by all physicians
Of other schools OF
practice. Consump-
ton Is a disease of
the Air passages and
over two-thirds OF
the cases are caused
b y Catarrh. We
guarantee a cure III
you viii come in sea-
son,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22
WATCHES!J JEW ELRY!

DOMAINE GOLD, so extensively worn
IL in Paris, was first discovered in 1870,
by the celebrated French chemist, Mons.
ID. Be I.ainge, who manufactured it into
iewelry, and for five years sold it TO the
leading jewelers. of Paris for SOLID GOLD.
In 1875, when his secret became known,
ten of the manufacturing jewelers. estab
lished stock company, with capital
of $40, 000, 900 for the purpose of manutac-
turing ROMANO GOLD JEwELRY AND
WATCHES. With this immense capital,
and the aid of improved machinery they
are enabled to produce all the latest pat
terms of jewelry at less than one-tenth the
cost of Solid Gold, and of quality and
color which makes it impossible even for
experts to detect it from the genuine.
WEHAvE SECURED THE EXCLUSIVE AGEN-
CY OF THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA,
for the sale. of all goods manufactured
from this metal, and in order to introduce
them III the most speedy manner, have put
up assorted sample lots as given below,
which we will sell at oNE-TENTH THE RE-
TAIL VALUE UNTIL JANUARY 1ST, 1873.
Read the list.
5O-CENT LOT.
One Gents Watch Chain, retail price 81 OO
One pair Engraved Sleeve
Buttons, retail price 10
One Stone-Sct Scarf pin, = 40
One set Spiral Shirt Studs g 6 20
One i'm. shape Col. But'n s. g 90
One by plain Wed. Ring 50 g 20
For 80 cents we will send above six al.
ticles postpaid.
SI.0O LOT.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1877-12-22

Why? because Asth-
ma is a contraction
Of the Bronchial
Tubes, caused byiu-
fiammation and irri-
tation OF the mucus
membrane lininGthe
bronchial Tubes
Use OIygenated Air
as we will direct and
we will warrant a
Cure. We have cured
cases of 20 years
standing
The Newtown bee., 1877-10-25
-COliSTfR.ATLOlN.

CO,1ISIIPIII(Jsl. -- =r SHOULD not be regarded triting allmont-In fact nature demands the ut most regularity Of the bowels, and any de- viatien from this demand pases the way often to serious danger. It Is quite iis necessary to remove impure accumula-aa tions from the bowels as 1t is to eat or sleep, and no health can be expected where costise habit of body prevails.
 SICK HE.4D4CHE. This distressing Iffiiction occurs most frequent ly The disturbance oi the stomach arisIg rom the fmperfeciy dIgeste'i contents, clIses severe pain in the heal, accompanied with disagreeable nausea, and thls constitutes wBat Is IOPulaaly knoWn as Sick Headache
 caU2IO.F. Buy no powders or Prepared sIM- MONS LIVER kEGsJ LABOR unless in our sngra- wed wrapper with trade mark, stamp and sigma ture Hnbroken None ether IS genuine. ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE.
 MASUFAcTsRED ONLY BT
 J H ZElLIN & co.
 PHILADEIPHIA. PA Price, s1eo Sold by slI Druggists.
The Newtown bee., 1877-10-25
Manhc9d: How Lost, How Restored

Manhc9d How Lost, How Restored E Just raBlishe,l, new edition di Dr. Cuivei.- hNsrii A l. bTateSi E -sa , on the gddicai cure ,wltAuut mvdiciHe. oI SPER3AT)hRHusA or $ minal MeaEnvss, ihyomutaIy seInIAal Losses, IslFpTEN- CY Meillsi aId Physical Incapaeity, Impediments tu Marriage, etc. also, CONSERVATION, EPILEpsY and ITS, induced by sei-indulgeuc ur sexual ex- trsyaaance, S5.
 1z5 frlce in scaled envelope, only six ceuts 'ILc celebrated author, ill this adrnilabIe Essay ceaIiy deln0Hstrates, from thirty years snaeess iul practice, tlIlit inc alarming consequences of selithuse may be radically cured wiihoutthe dan serO,.s use of internal medicine or the application oi the knifs po.nting out mode of cure at oHee simple, certain and tifeetual by means af which every sufferer matter what his condition may ba may cuTe himself cheaply. privately, and rad tsaIy. m
 E5 This Lecture should be in the hands of ey- cry Youth and every man in the land. k
 SelItunaer seal, Tn plain euysluPa. t0 any ad. dress, postpaid, receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. -s ..HH. .--
 Address, he CalverEeu Medical Co, 4 Ann Saleet Post titice box. 1, 5S6 .. ...a-
The Newtown bee., 1877-10-25

If you feel dull, dlowsy debitated have frequent headacne, mouth tastes badly, poor appetite and tongne coated. you are suffering from Iolpd liver 'or "biliousness,' and nothing will cure you 50 speedily and permanently as to take SIMNoNs LIVER REGULATOR OR MEDICINE
The Newtown bee., 1877-10-25
A NEW ARRIVAL.

Although Inc search for Charlie Ross has proved unsuccessful. no one need be afraid of not finding just what they want at
The Newtown bee., 1877-10-25

The Cheapest, Pane es5 and Best Family Nj Q dIcin 2 in til, W,orldl
 An Efectual Specific for all diseases of th, Liver Stomach anC spleen.
 Regulate the Liyel and prevent
 CELLS AND FE YER MALARIOUS $ FEVERS, BOWEL
The Newtown bee., 1877-10-25
PILES.

How many suffer torture day after day, making life burden and robblnG existence oi all pleasure owing to the secret suffering from Piles. Yet It
 lef is ready to the hand of almost any one who wlll use systematically the remedy that mas perm
 aneptly cured thousands. Simmons Liver Regu- lator, Is drastic violent purge, but gentle us
The Newtown bee., 1877-10-25
BAD BRE4THL.

Nethingis so unpleasant nothing go common as bad breath, anL m nearly every ease lt comes from the stomach, ant cJn be so easily corrected ii you will take Simmons Liver Re- egulator. Do not neglect remedy for this repnlsive dis order. It will also imPlove your Appetite, eIn- nlaxIrrl, and tIrneral Heslth
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1877-04-17

STILL FILLING UP.-Notwithstand-
ing all that has been said on the sub
ject. the practice Of filing up our bar
Dor with ballast still continues. IT
permitted Ia go on II must certainly
interfere with its navigation, and
We shall rue the fact that it WAS not
prohibited In time. The simple fact
that this ballast might be 40 probably
utilized here, we should think would
prevent its bc.ng thrown away To accu
muiate in our harbor. IL is particu-
larry valuable in filling in under our
wharves, and for tins reason every
wharf proprietor ia the city should be
anxious 10 secure all be could Of il. 1t
would be no less valuable for grsdn-
or macad.mizing our streets; but III nur
city's prescn. embarrassed condition
financially. we can hardly expect any
thing in the way Of street Improve
ments of this kind There has. it is
true. been less ballast dumped in the
harbor this winter THAI heretofore; but
that 1t should be permitted to be
dumped the,o at all is serious mis-
take The accumulation viii, form ia
time. like the coral isles, and II for
midable barrier 10 navigation.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1877-04-17
DAILY INTELLICEN(ER.
Tuesday, April II, 1877.

Couldn't WoRg OK RANCH
There il q gres. deal ia na,.lc some
times and often we attach to it no
little impDr,apce, although at the same
time we may agree wi,h Juliet that "a
rose by another name would smell a.
sweet" The D1tchman. In the co,ae-
d., appreciated this fact then be warn
ed al opponent not ~ give dat name
a bad place" ard farmer from up the
valley. wilo was ia town sunday will
doubtless appreciate it hereafter. He
came down IN quest of help TO assist
him on his farm, and when the San
Francisco steamer came in in the after
n,on. with q crowd Of 80 Eastern imini
grants. he thought that her arrival
presented a rare opportunity for him 10
SECURE some first-class help. Accord
inrly he sailed down 10 the wharf. and
As the crowd Of In migrants came
ashore, he hustled among them with
the dex;erity Of q recruiting officer, and
aecos.cd every likely subject whom
he Glanced To meet with the inquiry:
"Say, are you used to working on
a ranch 1 want man or two"
From each one .4r elected the same re-
ply: mo. I never worked on a ranch
in my life; don't know anything about
it," He finally came u the conclusion
that it wos useless to look for farm help
in that crowd. and turning to bystan-
der remarked, Well. Iii be gol darned,
if that amt the darndess crowd Of im-
migrants ever seed The man sug-
gested that perhaps they didn't know
what the term ranch meant, but that
he could find . number of men among
them who could and would be glad TO
get chance 10 work on a farm Ac-
cordingly the farmer made another at
tempt. aud the frs, man he nat. aud
one who declared himself no rancber
Just before, wanted chance 10 work on
= farm; he was brongli. up on farm.
he said, ard Ina | worked at it all his
life, away down in Maine The farmer
might have taken nearly the whole
crowd out with him if he had choser;
they all wanted TO work on farm. but
they didn't know anything about u
'ranch.