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4 la,iv of a certa;n ave vsrv ,ve,

- a laiy Of certain age, very we'll
preserved, TOO, Is having her hair combed
by her maid, q chit Of II, who, after the
manner OF lat'ies' naids, Is praising her
missress's beauty extrayagantly. "Well,
mInrtic, says n6y mistress, With satis-
fled glance at tho m;5Is.or, what would
you give to be as handsome as am ?"'
s'Ohis replies the iiandmaiden, with q
simper, "what wopld you give to be as
young as, I ami" The betting is 1000
to 1, and'no takers. that that ladya maid
sill not grow gray in the service oftfat
particular mistress. =. Paris Paper.
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v EE(SElEs',I,1.T.'H!1iE12

Strikes ut tho root OF disease by puriHlng tho
eI. fss.2rlng tho !ver ana Kidneys t1lcalthy
Vegetine
Is not vile, nauseous compound, vhI1 simplv
pirges tho bowels, but safe, pleasag remedy
which Is suro TO purify the blood, aaj thereby
restore the health.
Yogot;no
IL now prescribed In cases OF Scrofu1tAnd othcr
diseases Of tho blood, by many of tlltbest pliy-
sirians. owing to Its great success irRuripr all
diseases OF this nature.
Vegetine 4
Docs not deceive inyalids into falsahopcs by
Pursin. and creating n fictitious ahictitc but
assists nature III clearing and putiyny tho
whole system, leading the patient }5hduaily 10
pertcc: health.
Vegetine
Was looked upon rs nh experimcA for somo
time by some of our best pliysiciaid but these
n''st iiirrr'iuioms III regard to its msjt arc now
It's most ardent friends and supports.
Vegetine
Says Bcston physician, "has nc9qual as a
Ol"od rlrihcr Hearing Of Its mar wonderful
cures, hitcr all other remedies hadlBiled, vis-
ueu thc inD"ratory nnd convinced fSself of its
genuine merit. II Is prepared fronljarks, roots
ana hrros' earh 0t which Is highly Eecttve, and
they arc compounded III such q Italncr as to
rro,iucc astonishing results"
Veyetine
!. Acknowledged! anh recommend by phys.-
e"nS ami alothccaries 10 be thelcst purifier
AMI cleanser or the blood yet diS5vered, and
thousands speak In Its praise VIZ hayo been
restored TO health.
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DIR. Tut has been en-.
gagged in the practice OF
medicine thirty years, and
for a long time was demon.
strator OF anatomy In the
Medical College Of Gcor.
gia, hence persons using
his Pills have the guaran-
tee that they arc prepared
on scicnt,Ic principles,
and are free from all
guackery.
lie has succeeded =
combining In them the
heretofore antagonistic
qualities of Il strengthen.
iMS,PnIgdfipe, drda Pnr-
Iying ionic.
Their first apparent cf-
feet is to increase the ap.
pctitc Dy Cuusing inc 1000
to properly assimilatc.
Thus the system is nour-
ishcd, and by their tonic
action on inc digestive or
gans, regular and healthy
cvncuations are produced.
The rapidity with which
Persons take on flesh,
while under the influence
Of these pills, OF itself in
dicutcs their adaptability
10 nourish the body, and
hence their G eGicacy In cur
ing nervous debility, mel
ancholy, dyspepsia, vast
ing of the muscles, slug
gishncss Of the liver,
chronic constipation, and
myth to the system. Sold
iu.ray Street, New York.
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lIow General HJaokaola 5Sgaao Hin llII Pay.


The keeper of certain boarding
house, when Andrew jackson was Presi.
dent, waited on him, ono day, and COM
planned that O Tennesseean, who had
been appointed by him to clerkship In
one of the departments, would not pay
board bill.f s ~ II ss fTs.f
"Get his note," said old Hickory, "for
the full amount, interest included, paya-
bic in sixty days, and bring it to me-"
"That will be Of no use," replied the
boarding-house keeper, "for he never
pays his notes"
"Do as I tell you, sir" said Jackson,
as he turned away.
The next day tho boarding house keep
er reappeared at the White House, and
handed tko note to the President. He
took it, read 1t, wrote "Andrcw jackson"
across the hack, in his well-known auto
graph. and handed it back, saying:
Take that to the Bank Of Metropolis,
and tell them from me that, ut it's matu.
rity, 1t will be paid by either the drawer
or the indorser. They viii discount it
for you.n r..
A fsw days afterward che man who had
given The note met his creditor, and
taantingly said
aWell. ] d:n'tsuppcse you have been
able to lnegotihte my. papesw g. h
" Yes, replied the boarding. house
keeper. ~ had noltroubIe. In getting it
discounted at legal rates Of intRsest. !" ~
"Who in thunder is wiil;ng to discount
my notes 2" asked tho TenneaseCany
R9"The p.a.l!.: ef she Metropolis discount
ed tho one you gave me, upon the ass1-
rance that is you did not pay It tho in
dorser wonld."
g : But who would indorse my note ?' a
& General jackson. And he cent word
10 the bank that if you did not pay the
note he wonld.n af
s.r " SO Fsy-r-'iy
note was promptly paid by the maker.
HGstfprd G9irqnts .ny .ftitfss
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The FUTURE OF AaR7cUIruaE.---
The American farm life on q small to q
medium scaie Is now no doubt riyipp
more permanent comfort, ease and COM
t9sntmene TO its industrious votaries shan
all ths showy occupations of the county,
including those Of sll the villages, towns
ana cities. The agricultural interests OF
sne United States FOR profit and comfort
mas q bright future unexcelled by any
portion Of the globe.-Sogthern Earnaeir.
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: 1t is related Of Thomas Ii. Benton

/ = 1t is related of Thomas II. Benton
that gentleman, whose guest he was,
went up to his .eoE, the morning after
he had made aspesc iasanE
of his rcmaks. "Have you read it, sir i?
Does it do justice to the subjcct?'' asked
the host. II know all about it, sir" re-
piled Benton, with great dignity, ri
wrote 1t all myself"
=" "Ah," he said, another circus in
town; l sec the white tent in the dis
tance.". lie was short sighted, however,
and it proved to Ge nothing but a fash
ionable young man wearing one of The
present style of collars.
-"Somc confounded idiot has put that
pen where can't find itr gr0wlcd II
man the other day, as he searched about
the desk. "Ab, um, yes I thought SO -
he exclaimed in lower key, rs he took
the article from behind his ear.
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TO THE WORKING CLASs.-Wc arc nov nra-
pa red to furnish all classes with constant employ
ment at home, the whole of the time or for their
blc Persons of either sex easily earn from Soc. to
% per evening, and proportional sum by dcvotng
their whole time to the business. Boys and giirs
this notice may send their address and test the bus
mess we make this unparalleled offer: To such as
arc not well satisfied we will send dollar to bay
Piles worth several dollars to commence work on,
and copy Of Home and Fireside, one of the
free by, mail. Reader, if you want permhnent,
profitable work, address, GEORGE STIssoS & Co.,
fortiHnu, Maine. 1915
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"Ycn seem to walk moro erect tlian
usual my friend" eyes; Ihaye been
sttaightened by circumstances.n 8
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Mothers will grow weary and sigh over
tho responsibility that Baby places upon
them, but they have the high privilege
of shaping a character for usefulness.
The exercise Of patience and the prescr-
vation of Baby's health By the prope
use of DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup will give
them great present comfort and prospec-
tive happiness. 25 cents per bottle.
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THE
COLUMBIA REGISTER,
PUBLISHED
Daily Trt,Weekly and Weekly, at Co.
iumbin, =. c., by
HOYT, EMLYN G MCDANIEL.
IS JAMES A. nOYT, Edifnr


a, LIE lie DAILY REGISTER contains the latest news
ters e scnt u commercial political and other mat
uGOn ", hc az current topics and Grange and Hgrcuit
r.! InE TRIwEEKLY REGISTER is issued every
auessd.ay' Thursday and Saturday morning. and
contains all tho news Of two days in one is1,,e "
conian;na n y .hTL1 REGISTER Is an eight page paper
cream Of the news OF each week. Tbi. nnSo. r'c
m,e.sn %nn the reach Of every family. and we are
rapidly extending. io" Is
q @ InE REGISTER is nov. the organ of the State
orange, and oil matters of interest 70 the Patron
1a Ga nIs6andry Til 30 treated In their appropriate
S,es Wiil appear In each of publIcntionsSDaii,
Tri-Weekly and Weekly. iD'''!'
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTIONS.
DAILY REaIsTER-Onc year, 500: ,ix, mon,bs
$3.50; three months St75 ~ 'no"'"s'
G, ,Trn!-WEEKLr.one En- ,s year, $500; six months.
-, MaEKLxIoe WE year, $500; six months, sloo;
JAMES a. HoYT,
III. n, EMLYN.i
w. Is, MCDANIEL.
PrCprietots and Publishers
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Change Of Schedule o.. South Caro-
lima Railroad.
Greenville and Columbia Railroad.
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.

connecting with Might Trains: on South Carolina
Railroad up and down. On and after Wednesday.
March II, tho following win be the Schedule:
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vEaBrINE 50 SOLD ny u, DaUaaIsrs!
Atlanta and CharlotteAir Line R.R'
s,t,s ATlAsrA, a.. June 10. Tsu.
riour, flour.

1e HEADQUARTERS hi for Choice Flour Is
III. at a. Il. TOWERS.
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PRooT4
WHAT IS MEEdED.
BosroS.Eb 10. 1871,

n srr BOSTON, eb 13, 1871.
Dear Sir-About ono year since found myself
- feeble condition from geital debility.
! ft;ErlNE was strongly RECOMMENDED TO nie
:. Il friend who had been much lAeiitcd by lis
80; procured the article, aud DER using sew
al bottles, was restored 10 heaIh and discon-
inned It's use. feel quito coniilint that thcro
= no medicine superior 10 IL for tl3e complaints
:.r which 1t Is especially prepal3, and would
'nrcrtully recommend II TO thos5tyho feel that
hey EeeI something TO restore ofm to perfect
u. L.. PlTINGILL.
firm ois. III. .Pettinsiil & Co., 10 Stest., Boston.
-, CiScINSArIH Hov. &c, 1872.
bear Sir--The two bottles OF {sGETINE fur
'islieI mo by your agent, my wi has used with
For long time sho has beeflroubled Will,
dizziness and costiveness; the1 troubles nro
rr'w entirely removed by the uaeR VEGETINE.
She was also troubled with kyspepgIa nni
Henerai Debility, and has been glhtly benefited.
" THUS. GIIiMORE, 22o1Avaluut street.
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TO RATIONAL. INvALIDs.-ru .,etoe.. 49,.
'Gn ie di.n o. the Sody sympathzes with te sen, y
i functions the liver. bowels, nerve " peioIn
Thess daIiieries, &C. arc all or les aeeie
prop OF stomnchie an aIterassyaa aaDining the
th"i, ,ynie and sedative to bring them ,seEs sa,
and % o ana an these clements In their n,,n 70
kH!AANTs H!A EFPEhyEsCENf sELTzfHa ~, I pr.ii; Jar
a1d Iii a.. .he great Saline Remedy for fndfas.ia
druggists. sold by al
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06
Personal.

Mrs. Sterling and daughter de-
parted for Kansas last Monday evening
to remain for year with a
brother in that state. Mrs, S. has
been one Of the most faithful teachers
and workers in the Congregational
Sabbath School for a number Of years
The best wishes of the whole school
go with her in her sojourn.
f. j. Wood skipped out for Chi
caso last Monday, returning on yestcr-
day. He made arrangements with
Santa to fill all the little ones stock
ings. He will have samples at his
store IN few days
Otto Schultz has returned from
Chicago. and will be prepared next
week TO show you the cunningest fix
ms for the girls and boys, and some
thing right smart for the older ones
That candy show case will particularly
be stuck up" with confectionaries,
the incest the market affords.
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BUSINESS NOTICES.

EnjoyLife. What truly beau
tilul world we live in ! Neture gives
US grandeur of mountains, glen. and
oceans, and thousands of means for an
joyment. We can desire no better
when in perfect health !; but how often
do the majority Of people feel like e "
ing it up disheartsned, discouraged
and worried out with disease. when
there is no occasion for this feeling. as
every sufferer can easil y obtain salts
factory proof that Greens August
Flo wsr will make them Is free disease
as when borh. Dyspepsia and Lir-
er Complaint is the diric, cause of sew
enty-hve per cent. of such maladies as
Billiousness, Indigestion, Sibk Head
ache, Costiveness, Nervous Prostra-
ton, Dizziness of the Head, Palpita-
ton Of the Part, and other distress
sing symptoms Three doses of Aug
gust Flower will prove its wonderful
effect. Sample bottles, 10 conts.
Try it.
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THEPOST,
IS Dearborn St, Chicago.

State of Wisconsin-In Probate
Court for Wood County.
In the Matter of the Appli-
cation for Letters Of Admin ou,iu
i>tration on the Estate of Z oi0''
Francis Byron, deceased.
At a Probate Court held in and for
the County of Wood. at the Office f
the County Judge of said county IN
the city of Grand Rapids, Wood
County Wisconsin on the 5th day of
November, A d. 1877.
Present Hon, George r, Gardner
County Judge Of said County.
On reading and filing the petition of
Francis Byron Jr one Of the children
and heirs Of Francis Byron Sr. late of
the county of W ood, Wisconsin de-
ceased, praying that administration of
the goods, cilattlc.. and credits ne said
deceased be granted to Thomas B. Scott
of said Wood County.
1t is ordered that sill application
be heard before me at my Office IN he
City Of Grand Rapids in said county
of Wood on the 81 day OF December
1911. at 2 clock in the afternoon of
that day and all persons intcreste
are hereby notified. then and there to
be and appear, to show eausewhy admin
istration of the goods, chattels and ere
dts of the said interstate should not be
granted to the said Thomas b Scott
according to the request Of said petit
TONER In t@stimoney whereof [
have hercunto set my hand, this 9Th
day of November 4 D. 1877.
GEO r GARDNER.
County Judge Of Wood County. Wis.
Webb 4 Cochran
Atty's for Petitioner,
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The Tenpls of Honor boys had a
fine time at the Thanksgiving dance
Sixty or more couples tripped the light
fantastic, some thu light fantastic
toe, and some the heaviest old scab
bords for bones aud toe nails in the
shape of ''tourteena'' we ever saw.
All had good time and all join in
saying that Mrs. Morrilrs supper was
''Just splendid" and fit for King and
Queen or Jack. Spafford's band fur
nished the dried feline bowel and boss
hair and resin and the way the bows
girls and scraped 'cr down till fapiack
time was caution to pegging machine.
and shoe factories in general.
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CONGREGATIONAL Convention.

Congregational Convention
The twentieth semi-annual meeting of
the Lemonweir Convention, will be
held at Friendship, Wisconsin, COM
mencing Tuesday Evening, December
1lth. and ending Thursday, December
Is, 1877.
We give below the programme of
exercises
TUESDAY EVENING.
7:00-Opsning Address, by J. ".
PERKINS.
WEDNESDAY MORNING.
S;30-Business.
9:3O-Prayer Meeting, led by REV.
d. A, CAMPBELL.
10:0O-Perssnal Work-its Impor-
lance and Blessednsss, by
REV. J. II. McCHEsNrY.
l0:30-Fivs minute reports from
the churches
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON.
l:30-Prsysr and Conference Meet
ing. led BY REV. l.. ii. Eos
TER.
300 Sermon by REV. n. s.
BLAKEsLEE, followed by
communion service in charge
Of REv's J. W. DONALDSON
and +. y Dor
WEDNESDAY EVENING.
7:00-Addresses. LIST, To the young
people, by REV. D. A. CAMP
BELL. Cd, On Revival Work
by REV. F. B. DOE.
THURSDAY MORNING.
9:O0-Concluding Business.
9:30--Temperance Prayer Meeting
led by REV. j. W. DONALD
SON.
Evolutionary Sphere of Useful
ns.s in Home Missionary
Churches by REV. r QUAR-.
11:e0-Report of Delegates to Ma
tional Council.
11.30-Report of Committees on
Benevolence and Education
12:00-Adjournment.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

Important EeciSior. The SUI
preme Court rendered its decision in
the Bcnsley rs. Homier case on the
Goth of Nov. affirming the judgment
of the Circuit Court. This case is
the one involving the title to the CARR
son mill and other property which was
tried last season at which time Mr..
Benslcy obtained judgment The case
was carried up by several of the cred
itors who sought to invaIidato the
Judgment on the ground of usury and
alleged legal tcchnicalitics Justice
Ryan rendered the decision
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

Promoted. We learn with pleas
ure that n. Hisbee, formerly freight
conductor on the G B. 4 NJ II r.
road has been promoted to the position
Of passenger conductor in the place of
Arnold, removed Higbse will make
an efficient and popular conductor.
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CHURCH DIRECTORY.
LOCAL MATTERS.
III. II PHILEEO, Editor.
CITY AND COUNTY.

For Sale or Rent. A House with
s rooms, woodshed, barn, and 2 lots
in Second Ward. Possession given
Dec 10th. Inquire at this office.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

Almost an Accident. There
came very near being a serious acct
dent at the Phileo House last Thurs
day evening The baby wantel "a
play CLONE Sweet Home with yari-
ations SO we planted her upon the s:ool
when some twenty little ones who had
gathered to cat pop corn aud kiss the
girls gathered around to hear the little
prodigy, and succeeded in percipitating
a quart kerosene lamp upon the legs
of the stool In an instant there was
a fire big enough for a democratic vic
tory and the prodigy" was encircled
with flame. Prodigy's mother just
crked the organist off that stool so
quick that she only got part of her
the boys and girls ''lit OUT and we
come near having no ''home sweet
home The application of our wife S
ten thousand dellar shawl quickly put
a quietus to the fire business and then
we felt better but didn't our heart
bumb up agia the rafters and strain
our diaphragm! We reckon.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

Mr.. VIM. Roche, who has been an
invalid for some years, is quite low.
and with no prospect of complete
or ever partisl recovery.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

From the above it will be seen "There
is Honey to be SaOed BY Purchasing
Cloaks of Home Manufacture. [
GUARANTEE a perfect fit, a stylish
Garment, better made Garment and
at lower prices THAN ANY HOUSE
IN THIS CITY will or can furnish.
JAMES MORGAN,
$50 and 3SS East Water Street.
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A FEW REMARKS
REGARDS
clio a K S

James Morgan can furnish yeu a
better Cloak for a given price than any
House in this city, and for these rea-
sons:
James Morgan ha. on the Third
Floor of his Store Building 3S Ladies
engaged in Closk-making.
Every Cloak made in the House is
made for James Morgan's Stock.
Every Cloak in James Morgan's
Stock was made for him of material
furnished by him and according to his
directions, and made on these premises.
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THE DAILY POST.
One Year, Postage Paid, 500

-Une I ear, Postage Pald, SIUU
Parts Of n Tear In Proportion.
We propose to greatly enlarge TIL Il
DAILY POST during October, after
which the price will $4,000 per year,
postage paid. All who subscribe be-
fore the enlargement, at the present
rate of 500 will receive the enlarged
paper to the end Of their time without
extra charge.
Same terms to Agents on botA Dali
ly and Weekly as last year.
..- AGdres,
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And now the river has closed its
doors, mark it down, Nov. 30th 1877.
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Open Temple Mecting.--The

Open Temple Mccting.--The
open Temple meeting last Sunday eve
ming at Writer'S Hall was one of the
best thus far Tho hall was full,
scarcely sest being unoccupied. The
meeting was opened by an excellent
and fervent prayer by Rev. l.. NJ.
Foster after which temperance an
them was rendered by the choirs from
both churches, Master Zenier pre.id-
ing at the organ. Wor.hipful Brun-
da.s. it being the anniversary of the
founding of the Temple, delivered an
admirable address, after which Brother
Hodges gave one of the best off hand
addresses ever listened to in our city.
1t was full Of truths ennuciated in his
blunt off hand way, that went hsme to
the hearts Of the audience. 4 sacred
anthem closed the exercises.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

Buying materials as cheap as any Of
the eastern Manufacturers and paying
no more than they for the work of
manufacture, HE CAN AFFORD TO
SELL AT as low figures IS they; or
in other words, AT THE SAME PRI-
CES AS HIS COMPETITORS in
Milwaukee PAY for theirs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

The people of Wisconsin lnani-
fest considerable alarm about the in
crease in the number of lunatics. -
Post.
o, we'll, the srsenback circus wont
exhibit again.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

Every new and desirable style import
ed is at once brought out at his Estab-
lishment, and every style is made IN
ALL sizes, and at prices ranging from
81, so to $40, 90 each.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

The Torch of Liberty gets right
upon its ear and says, "Ansver these
questions ="
1st What is gold worth by the
pound -
Well. about $4,000
ID. "In what is gold worth so much
per pound -
Well, in pertatoes, in perkorn, in
perpunkins, in perbuckwheat fapjacks,
in perbut,er, in percowfodder, in per
hog in pcrsausage, in perlsrd, in per
Goldfish, in peranything, almost.
Sd. IF gold measures all values
what measures the value of gold 2"
Why, GolD. you darned mutton
head, GOLD. Won't ye never know
nothin q?
The Temple of Honor Reading
Rooms will shortly be ready to receive
visitors. The tables will be we'll sub
piled with the latest journals and
monthlies. 1t will be made place for
comfort, and profitable recreation. SO,
reader, if you feel like taking seat
in saloon, just adjourn to the Tenn
pie of Honor Reading Rooms, remem-
bering that the first psalm will help
you to say "Amen" to your decision.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-12-06

His Stock of Beavers, Chinchillas,
Matellasses and Damasses we're bought
direct from Manufacturers or Import
ers in case lots, and thus was saved the
Jobbsr's profit of from 10 to % per
cent.