Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1877-12-14
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The best way to spark country girl
is to cultivator acquaintance
Wild-cycd people arealrcady roaming
about the shops IN search Of Christmas
presents.
The size of Paris benncts is growing
less, but the sighs Of husbands grow
larger ut the price
One of his lady clerks in the Interior
Department being incorrectly told that
she must pronounce "Schuz like
shirts, replied, "lf he is shirts we
clerks are under-shirts
A Utica Somnahullst wns recently
found paNding the streets in night
shirt and n heavy rain storm, Some
persons think this il another sign Of the
revival Of the old Wlig party " Rocies-
Ter Democrat,
The ladies are nll down on the tclc.
phone They don't like to have il frl.
low whispering in their car with his
mouth, like Sheridan ut Winchester,
twenty miles away rAih, Bulletin.
"Well, may hope then, dear, that
nj some futNre time | may have the
happiness Of making you my wife,"
Yes, | hope SO, | am sure sho re.
piled, " for ann getting tired of suing
fellows for breach of promise"
There is Il new paper in New York
called The Ginning Struggle, Probably
started by some chap who is going TO
board his mothcr-n-nw. Com. Bulletin
A distinguished mother writes to n
newspaper for advice, which she gets
thusly: "Thc only way to cure your son
Of staying out late o'nights il to break
his legs, or get the girl he runs after to
do the housework
When young gentleman sits down
to the tca.table and says, Drive that
COW down this way" he evidently means.
please pass the cream but has left
oil' n part, which, in full, might properly
be construed to- mean, drive the COW
down here SO that the ealf can drink.
Wclkom, Patterson and Conoycrl
Wclkoml last reeroots To the army NV
reform. see the end The House is
ours, the SENT is ours, and the uooser-
per stands alone. Ef the Dimocrisy
hey any sencc, the postoillscs is ours IN
1880. NdSH
An Indian WIS hanged Mt Napa, Cal,
last Friday And we are convinced that
the Indian can never he civilized. lie
didn't look with profound contempt on
the persons who were present and he
didn't insinuatc that he was the happi.
est person and the only saint in the
crowd. Rochester Democrat.
pair Of very chubby legs
Encnsed In scarlet h0ar;
pair Of little Htnbby boots.
With rather doubtful toes,
A little Kilt little coat,
Cut as mother can
And lOl before ns strides In state
The futures :" coming man.
The fact that Miss Peppard was mus
tered INTO matrmony in Woburn, the
other day, seems 10 be an appropriate
spice item.
A sixteen.ycar-old girl on Columbia
street has 4 button string four yards
long, containing 1878 buttons. And that
girls father fastens his suspenders on
his trowscrs with shawl.pin, piece Of
twinc and n sharp stick. Hawkeye.
1t makes even good Christians lip
qniycr and half smile to creep over
his usually stolid countenancc to see the
mosquito, with Il blanket round his cm-
aeiated form, rubbing up against the
refrigerator, preparatory 10 leaving for
Il better world.
NOVEL UsE or a PULpIT.--There are
queer hooks and corners left in old Eng
land a visitor to country parsontells
how, when he accompanied him lately
TO take the duty III remote parish, the
sexton said, Perhaps your reverence
won't mind preaching from the chancel,
for we've got duck settin' in the
pulpit"