The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-09-21
PEOPLE AND THINGS.

The bosomest friend is the one thai
steps forward IN time OF need.
Cast your bread upon the waters and
it will come loafing back Wheeler.
You can't be in style without daublne
clam shell with paint, and labelling II
decorative art"
LONDON scientists say they know moth
ing sweeter than an undeveloped child,
unless it's live gorilla.
WE think il quite likely that Charley
Ross WAS deposited in Chicago savings
bank. Democrat.
The latest discovery oil the snthropo-
logists is that woman's Jaw always
weighs less than mans.
INTEREST in the State Savings Bank
at Chicago increased at great rate after
its failore.- Brooklyn Un'on.
Ex GOVERNOR HENDRICKS has delayed
his departure from Europe until the
10Th. Tilden is there yet and there's no
hurry.
ONE never feels so much like rebuk-
ing extravaganza rs wh5n ne comes out
OF a trance and finds the family IN new
grapes.
The Greeks are so courteous that they
speak of woman with big feet, pug nose,
and shrlll voice as ~ mistake Of the
angels"
The fellow who wanted 10 increase
wages by law will draw bill prescribing
that all land shall hereafter yield thirty
bushels OF wheat to the acre.
GENERAL ULYSSES 5. GRANT, ex-Presi-
dent U. 5. A, LII. d., ID. G. L., Burgess
of Edinburgh, etc, Gracious! We'll
hardly know him when he comes home.
The Republican party in Mississippi
is 50 weak and disorganized now that
many of the Democratic campaign clubs
are selling their arms TO the Turks
Ha1okeye.
PARTISAN workman inspecting Airi-
can tribe lately arrived in Paris: Just
the wife for me You can beat them as
much rs you ike without the black spots
showing"
WHEN that new electrical light Is
brought into general use, it will annlh:-
late the custom OF kissing unCer umbreI-
las IN the center of the bloCk.-D trOlt
Free Press
LYDIA THOMPSON says she can't be
neld responsible Tor spinal injuries in
flictei on outside females who try to put
their toes in their months and be us
smart rs her professionals.
A UTAH youth actually walked $50
miles to attend q circus. Two days be-
fore be could not drive the cows home
because he had u sprained ankle, stone
bruise, and bunion.
SIZE saw the pIacard in front of the
bookstore, You can get That Husb
o. Nine for half Il dollar, and, as she
passed on, she muttered, 81 have one |
will sell for half that much"
PRESIDENT HAYES asks us to believe
that MS intentions are good. OF course
we believe it, dear old Prexy. They are
the best of the good. Go right ahead
with the pavement.-HGUkege.
IT is supposed that Charles Francis
Adams acquired his cold, frigid, sppsl.
ling reserve and hauteur by studying u
woman clerk in dry goods store, wait
ing upon woman customer.
THE policy adopted by the present
Federal administration consoles the
South for the disappointment of It's poll
teal hopes IN the result Of the last Presi-
Dental campsign." -Ne,0 Orleans Picay-
a1e.
"rHE funeral was all that could be eX-
pected," says An aged lady who looks up
on these events with an artistic eye. Tine
display of flowers was grand, and the
widow went like born angel"
PROFESSOR MARSH, ia his Nashville
addresses before the American Assocla-
ton for the Advancement OF Science, de-
clared that ITO doubt evolution to-day
is TO doubt science, and science Is only
another name for truth" Now Darwin
should be happy.
Mrs. HARRIET LANE JOHNSON, who
presided vt the White House during the
administration of President BuchanGOr,
her uncle, IS 10, and yet very pretty
She has white hair, sparkling blue eyes,
a dimpled chin, Is charming, polls he'd
talker, and as plump a. peach.
Three young swells are seated on u
bench in the TuilerieS Garden with u
Young woman, and one of them dances
on his knee child OF 3, beautiful MS an
angel. A lady, passing, struck with the
chlld's beauty, pauses, and says to the
Young man: "Iour child, slrT The
three young sweils arise, bow deeply,
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