The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1877-03-09
HAYES likes Rhine wine.

JANUARY Sd. lST. la4h
HAYES likes Rhine wine.
HoRATIo SEYMOUR is quite feeble.
ONLY nine months more till Winter.
DON PEDRO has been at Mount Vesu.
vius.
THE beauty of French women is de-
parting.
YOU'VE Scoth artists are growing in
genius.
THE Sultan rides white horse with
gold saddle.
SIR ALEXANDER T. GAIT, of Mon
treal, is at the Gilsey.
THE new potatoes are elegant. They
are cut pompsdour.
WIrH skeletons at S35 each Talmage
ought to be cheap.
DR.. KENEALY now carries cane IN
stead of an umbrella.
The crocus is blooming, and the Dem
ocrstic crocus is eating.
On dit, that the London STANDARD is TO
be sold for $4,000.
d. D. FIELD-"Oh say can You see by
the dswn's early light"
GEORGIA has robin with white body
a black head aid red breast.
A GERMAN speaks of Washington
show-clety, and be isn't very wrong.
In the spring the thoughts of maidens
tightly turn to how to pin 'em.
BRIGHAM YOUNG is very sick, and he
threatens TO die in the arms of his wife,
"ANALoaoUs parliamentary spheres"
is big phrase for simple Vice Pres
ldent.
MASSACHUSETTS has found the most
Democratic of flowers, the dandalion, in
bloom.
A FRENCHMAN has invented talking
machine Will he call it Mary or Sarah
or Susan?
Why will small statesmen use the
word 'irrevocably?' President Hayes
used it.
ELECTION bets to be paid in kisses
should be paid now; the rest should be
paid next Sunday evening.
GERMAN tacticians are surprised at
the rspidity with which France has re.
covered her military strength.
AMERICA furnishes England with beef
fish, oysters and blankets is grave les
son in political economy.
JAMES K. Polk, Franklin Pierce and
Rutherford B. Hayes have been elected
Presidents of the United States.
THE King of Sweden recently met
with serious accident by catching his
skate in crack in the ice and falling
heavily.
Col. HARDEEs theory of destroying
insects by dischsrging firearms among
them and killing them by conclusion is
revIving.
Mr.. ELIHU b. WAsABURNE, United
States Minister to France, arrived from
Liverpool in the steamship Celtic and is
IT Filth Avenue.
WHITEHALL Fmes:-"Some people
like oysters on half shell, others quail
on toast, but as for us we prefer eagles
on $40 gold pieces"
JOSIAH HENSON, the original of Mrs.
Stoves "Uncle Tom," was received by
the Queen and the royal family at
Windsor Castle, yesterday.
Mr.. HAYES is constantly talking in
his speeches about Lincoln. Does he
mean he resembles Lincoln, or does he
only mean Lo emulate hImo
WILLIAM A. WHEELER, Vice Presi
dent, struck out his career with big,
tour-syllabie words. That is wlcre he
destroyed confidence in his common
shnse.
TIE Danbury News says that Western
cities like st. Paul have papers of much
greater circulation than cities and
towns OF equal size in the East.
MISS BRADDoN, the novelist, writes IN
cramped position on bit of a card
board held in her lap. She wears
tailor's thimble to keep her finger from
being linked, and her handwriting is as
heavy as grenadier's.
IT is said that when Lord Beacons-
field was asked in what style he would
have his official residence in Downing
street decorated he pointed to the oil
painting of Sir Robert Walpole and
said, Furnish 1t for that portrait"
A CERTAIN we'll known M. p. lost his
bulldog and advertised for, when he was
informed by letter that E5 ncte direct
Ell to post office would bring back the
animal. He sent the note, and it did
not bring back the dog.
THE medical men of Client have pre-
pared "black book" containing the
names of patients who have refused to
pay their bills, snds pledge has been
given by the profession not to attend
the defsalters exceptin cases of immed.
ate urgency.
CAMPANELLIs idea was:-"If there
were an instrument for the ear, b.
which we could enlarge the faculty of
hearing, as the faculty of sight IS in
creased by the microscope and telescope,
we should become acquainted with an
entire polyphonic tone world, mas
much as all motion produces waves of