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The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-09-06
HUMOROUS.

The BEAUTIFUL BANKs.-Yesterday
forenoon a woman was observed skulk-
ing around the foot of Woodward
venue as II she desired to conceal her
identity from people on the ferry boats.
She finally concealed herself behind a
post, aud after half an hours watching
she suddenly walked abroad one Of the
boats just landing. On the promenade
deck a middle-aged man of good address
was talking 10 two women who seemed
to be strangers TO him. He had been
calling their attention to the cool
breezes, playful ripples and dancing
sunshine, and was just asking them, If
the green banks on the Canada side
didn't remind them of the quaint old
ruins along the Rhine, when the woman
who had been skulking around came
up behind him and landed a cuff on his
a that made him gasp for breath.
"Pintih' out the scenery, are you ~
she exclaimed, as he reached for his
hat. LEFT home on a drunk three
days ago, your family out of provisions
and the baby sick, and | find you down
here with all the style ola duke, pintin'
out Canada to strange women!"
d. was"
"You pint for home!" she inter-
rupted, "and if you even think of
lodging into an alley I'll yell murder y
and turn out the whole police ~force!"
He gave one last, lingering look at
the Canada shore, aud went down
stairs, lodged around buggy, and shot
down the wharves as if fired from a
gun.
"Never mindr !" she remarked, as she
stood upon a bale of hay and watched
his flight-"he'H have to have a change
of paper collars before the week ends,
and it'll be just as delicious to get my
fingers into his hair Saturday night as
this morning! When | get through
with him hell think the scenery around
here has run down to an old horse and
one sunlower !'-Free Press.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1877-09-06

A SCoTCH WITNESS, somewhat given
to prevaricatiOn, was severely handled
by a cross-eXanining counsel. GLOW
far is it between the two farms2" said
the counsel. "By the road it's twa
mile" eyes; but, on your oath, how
far is it as the crow flies?" 81 dinna
ken; | never was a crow"
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Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists.
II q U II Z ,

NO ONE Is SAFE WHO HAS RUPTURE,
no matter how insignificant he may consider it, for
every man who has died from it once fiattered himself
that IL was but a trifing ailment, aud every mau who
now suffers from it and the injury of trusses to such
an extent that life has no enioyments once regarded
II as unworthy special attention. 1t is not a standstlll
a|nliction, 1t is steadily progressive, even unto death,
and he is wise who takes the necessary steps TO be eff.
~feCtually relieved of IL before the day Of suffering and
gloom comes upOn him.
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Cows TRICKS. - Cows soon learn
what TO expect, and if by any manoeu-
vering on their part, they can change
their regular programme to their ad-
vantage, they are not slow to do so.
We have COWS in our stable, which, if
fed an inferior quality of fodder at an
unusual hour will either poke itthrOugh
the front Of the manger on the barn
floor, OF paw it under their feet with
all the deliberation with which a spoiled
child clears its plain food to make room
for the choicer sweets which are held in
reserve by the over-indulgent parent
but if this same fodder is given at the
last foddering at night when the cows
know, as they always do, that it is the
last %foddering, they will take hold of it,
if at all hungry, as a matter of business,
and will clean it up as though 1t were
as good as the best.
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SONGS OF B~EULAH-the new Sunday-School
Singing-book-price 80 cts. ; $50 per hundred.
LEE q WALKER, lib Chestnut St., Philad'a.
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S. NJ. Pettengm & Co.'s Advertising Agency.

A BRANCH concern-The limb of s
tree,
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To KEEP the feet dry-Stand on your
head.
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A DISTINGUISHED but not wealthy
politician received a letter from Il
farmer, who claimed to be his cousin.
"I've found our genealogical tree"
said he; $50 that | must be right" The
politician replied, "If you have found
the tree, there must be a mistake about
1t; for | never owned even a stick in all
my life"
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IT is A beautiful starry night and the
seniors are out singing. First senior,
who studies astrOnOmy-"LOOk up
there, and see how beautiful Orion
looks" Second senior, who does not
study astronomy, but who has a streak
oflrish blOod-"Is that O'Ryanp Thank
the Lord, then there is one lrishman In
heaven, anyhow l"-CorneU Era.
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CRAFTY of Woods.-The woods which
are heavier than water are Dutch box,
Indian cedar, ebony, lignum-vita ma
hogany, heart of oak, pomegranate,
vine. Lignum-vita is n third heavier,
pomegranate rather more. On the other
hand, cork, having a specific gravity of
"a, and poplar, 1888, are the lightest
woody produce.
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ZINC IN THE DAIRY.-The question OF
the use of zinc for dairy utensils is be-
coming quite a serious n in consider
alton of the light thrown on its use, by
the medical fraternity. The committee
of the Philadelphia Medical Society (on
epidemic diseases) is III authority for
the statement that a pound of butter
placed in a zinc lined safe, will in two
hours become so impregnated with zinc
odors that it may be detected by the
taste. This, if supported, is of impor-
lance when taken in connection with
the statement o other medical men, that
the rapid increase of paralysis is due to
the salts of lead and zinc, which are in
various ways absorbed into the system.
When we remember that butter will al
here much more to ziGc than to timed
iron we can see nc reason for its use for
dairy utensils. Our experience with a
set of butter coolers with zinc bottoms
and heavy tin sides has convinced us
that the two metals should not be used
in conjunction, for the galvanic action
which ensues will Dol destroy the
Joint and cause leakage"
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LEACHED AsHEs.-The Toronto Globe
gives the following plan of treating
leached wood ashes which Is new to us.
What benefit is to be gained by the COM
posting we do not see. Why not apply
1t directly to the soil? The loss from
melting of snow is probably mainly
imaginary: 1.-THE best way to treat the
ashes is to compost them with barnyard
manure. If you want to make first
class manure add about twenty pounds
of plaster to each load of barnyard man
ure, and some salt. Then draw out the
manure and turn 1t under as quickly as
possible. 1t would not be best to spread
the ashes on the snow, because when
the snow goes away it may carry off a
great deal of the most valuable parts of
the ashes. This objection does not APP
ply with such great force in the case of
leached ashes as it would in the case of
unleached ashes. Applying them in
the spring would be better. From one
to two hundred bushels Of leached
ashes would be a good amountto apply,
though twice the amount would be
made use of by the crops. To an orch
ard ashes are especially valuable, as
they supply many of the elements
which the fruit and trees are constantly
removing"
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AGRICULTURAL.

FAILING PAsTUREs.-A. great many
pastures begin TO fail quite early In the
season 10 furnish sufficient food, Of
suitable quality, for the stock which
they are expected TO keep. AS a result
Of this ~lessening Of the quantity and
lowering Of the quality Of their food,
COWS will give less milk than they did
earlier In the eason and less than they
would If their food could be increased.
Now it is a great deal better for the
COWS, and also for their owners If some
way TO prevent this partial drying up is
adopted. Ii Is true that If nothing is
done the cows will give more milk when
the grass In the pasture becomes more
abundant. But we hold that prevention
of an evil is always more desirable than
a cure. Consequently we would rather
prevent the falling of in the quantity
of milk than to find some method of
coun~teracting IL after 1t had taken place.
That it can be prevented there is no
doubt. An abundance of suitable food
will be an effective preventive. 1t is
rather early In the season TO commence
feeding fodder corn, though we should
feed a small quantity every day, If it
WAS large eHOuRn W NC economically
used. A light feed of wheat "shOrts"
or a little Indian meal, may be used to
advantage. But If it is not thought best
to feed grain in the summer, consider
able benefit will be derived from feed
ing the lows every night with good
hay. 1t is easier and cheaper to keep
up the dow of milk without Interrupt
ton during the summer, than it is to
secure it after it has Once fallen of.
Some pastures retain their freshness
later. than this, but there are a great
many which do not, and the cows that
are kept in these ought to be fed at the
barn. They will live without 1t but
they will not give so much milk or pay
as large a profit as they will if they re-
ceive the extra food which they really
needy. Il. Homestead.
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6.-Havlng done advertising for all kinds OF
business, and noted the results 70 heir custo-
mers, they can give valuable suggestions as TO
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JOHN w. FoRNEY

EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR,
). W, Cor. Seventh and Chestnut StS., Philad'E.
!Snd for Specimen Copies Of Weekly Press.
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AIN consequence OF this, they can always
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The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1877-12-04

Public Notice is hereby given that by viz
tue OF the power given me In TWO deeds OF
trust, executed, acknowledged and deliv.
cred by John Devine to the undersigned,
Hugh Callahan, the first dated May lst,
1875, given TO secure the payment OF a
promissory note OF SAID John Deyine, of
even date herewith, for the sum of two
hundred and twelve collars, payable six
months after date, and recorded in the re-
corder's office OF Alexander county, In
book ., at page l4s; and the second dated
March 22d, 1876, given to secure the pay
ment ofanother note Of said John Deyine,
OF even date Herewith, for the sum OF two
hundred dollars, payable one dav after date,
with interest at ten per cent. per annum
from date, and recorded in the said record
er's office, in book 8, ut page 1923; and upon
which said notes there il now due the sum
OF Si69.42, will. on the Goth day OF Novem-
Der, 1877, at the hour of ii O'clock u. IN. of
said day,at the front door otthe courthouse
in the city Of Cairo, county OF Alexander
snd state OF Illinois, sell st public auction,
to the highest bidder for cash, the following
described lots OF ground, being the same
described in and conveyed by each Of said
deeds Of trust, to-wlt: Lots tWenty-:hfee
(23) and twenty-four (24), in block tiity-two
(52), 10 the said city Of Cairo, county of
Alexander and state OF Illinois, together
with all the right and equity Of redemption
Of the said John Deyine in and to said
premises. The purchaser will be entitled
to deed and immediate possession of the
premises. Dated October 10Th, 1877.
HUGH CALLAHAN, Trustee.
SAMUEL +. WHEELER, Atty Tor Trustee.
weekly 1t
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TRUSTEES SALE,

WHEREAS, Sarah T. Glassman OF Alexander
county, State OF Illinois, by deed of trust made,
executed and acknowledged en- the Ind day OF
August, A. d. 1876, and recorded in the Office {
recorder OF deeds of said county in book 80"
oftrust deeds on rage 32l, did grant, bargain,
sell, and convey, unto the Undersigned u. 4.
Brown and Msrtin Brown, trustees, the lots or
the payment of one promissory note. Of even
date with sal 1 deed of trust, for the sum OF one
hundred and thirty dollars and fifty cents, pay
able to the said Is. +. Brown and Martin
Brown six months after the date thereof, with
interest at the rate OF ten per centum per annum
from date until paid. And whereas, there IS
now due and unpaid On said promssory note
log the aggregate Of the unpaid principal and
interest up TO this date
Now, therefore, default having been made
in the payment OF said promissory note and in
terest thereon according TO the conditions and
stipulatons of said deed of trust, public not ice
is, therefore, hereby given that in pursuance of
heprovisions of said deed Of trust, and By yir-
shall, on Monday, the 3rd day Of December.
A. ID. 1877, at the hour of O'Clock D. m. of
said day, and at the front door of the court
house in the city Of Cairo, county of Alexander
and State of Illinois, sell at public vendue to
the highest bidder for cash in hand, the premises
described in said deed of trust rs "lots number
eight (s), nine 10y and ten CO) in block, number
one ~ in the Old original town OF 1hebes. AL
exander county, Illinois, together with all
right and equity OF redemption of her. the said
Sarah T.. Glassman, her heirs. executors, ad-
ministrators or assigns.
p. F. BRows,
MARTIN BROWN,
trustees.
october25, 1877. Nov. l., 4w
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ClIANCERY NOTICE.

State Of Illinois, county ofAlexandsr.
Circuit court Of Alexander county January term,
A. ID. lEs.
Henry Whitcamp vs.. William Eichhof, Henry
Eichhof Kathi Lichhoh, Charles Eichhoa and
Oracle Eiehhsh, bill 10 reform and fereclose mort
gage in chancery.
Affidavit of the non-resldence If Henry
Eichhof and kathi kichhof, two Of the
defendants above med, having been fled in the
Office OF the clerk Of said circuit courtof Alexander
county, notice is hereby given 10 said nonresident
defendants, that the comp ainant filed his bill OF
complaint in said caurt on the chancery side thereof
on the 2lst day Of November \. ID. 1871, and that
summons thereupon issued out OF said court
against said defendants, returnable on the frs,
Monday Of January, A. ID. lbs, as is by law re-
quired. Now, therefore, unless you, the said Hem
ny Eichhofan and Kaihi EchhOfi shall personally be
and appear before the said circuit court of Aexan
der county the first day vi the next term there
Of, TO be holden a, the court house in the city Of
Cairo, in said county, en- the first Monday ofJanu-
any A. ID. Isis, and plead, answer or demur to the
said complanant's bill Of complaint, the anne, and
the matters and things therein charged and stated,
will be taken as confessed, and decree entered
aaainstysu according to the prayer Of said bill.
JOHN A. REEVE, CLERK.
GEo. FISHER, Complainants Solicitor,
Nov. 9ist, a. ID 1871.
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CHASCERY NOTICE.

state Of Illinois, County of Alexander
Circuit court of Alexander county, January
Term, ls7s.
urbalne j. Lonhienne VS. Mary F.. Lonhienne.
Bill for Dvorce-ln Chancery.
Affidavit ofthe non-r sldence of Mary T.. Lon
hienne, the defendant above named, having
been filed in the office the clerk OF SAID
court OF Alexander county, notice Is hereby
given 10 the said non resident defendant,
that the complainant filed his bill Of com
plant in SAID court on the chancery side thereof
on the 18th day of October, AID. lS77, and that
summons thereupon issued out of said court
against said defendants, retnrnable on the
trst Monday in the month OF January, A. d.
1873, O. is by law required. Now. tnreiore,
unless You, the said Mary Z. LOnhienne, shall
personally be and appear before the said circuit
court of Alexander county on the first day of
the next term thereof, TO be holden at the court
house in the city of Cairo, in SAID county on the
nret Monday in the month OF January, A. ID.
las, and plead, answer or demuT TO Said bill OF
complaint, the same and the matters and things
therein set forth, will be taken as confessed, and
u decree entered against you according 10 the
prayer Of said bill.
J0HE A. REEVE, Clerk.
W. G, MCLKEY, COmplainant's solicitor.
Cairo, his. Oct 18th a. d. 1877. CIV.
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October %, 1877.
CHANCERY NOTICE.

State Of Illinois, County OF Alexander.
Circuit Court Of Alexander County, January
Term, A. d. ISIS.
George Weiss VS.. Mary Nol,e, Anna Nolte, Ida
Nolte and Arnstine Nolte-Blll 10 ioreelose
mortgage in chancery.
Affidavit Of the non-rcsidence Of Mary Noltc,
Anna Nolte, Ida Nolte and Arnstins Nol,e, the de-
.endants above named, having boen hed in the
Office ofthe Clerk Of said Circuit Court OF Aiexan-
der County, notice is hereby given TO the said non
resident defendants, that the complainant tled his
bill Of complaint in said Court on the Chancery
side thereof on the 10Th day Of October, A. D.
1877, and that summons thercupon issued out OF
said Court against said defendants, relurnabie on
the first Monday Of january, A. ID. 1873, as is BY
law required. Now, therefore, unless you, the said
Mary Nolte, Anna Motto, Ida Nol,e and Arnstne
Nole shall personally be and appear before the said
Circuit Court Of Alexander County on the first day
ofthe next Term thereof to be holden at the Court
house in the city OF Cairo, in said county, on the
FIRST Monday of January, A. ID. 1873, aid plead,
answer or demur to the said compliments bill Of
complaint, the same, and the matters therein
charged aud stated. will be taken confessed and
decree entered against yen according to tile
prayer ofsad bill.
les- JOHN A. REEVE. Clerk.
GEoRGE FISHER, Complaiuants Solicitor,
October 20, 1871. 40 tNov. l. 4w)
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LEGAL NOTICE

IL hereby given to Anton Stiagala of the
pendency, In the circuit court OF Alex
ander county, state OF Illinois, OF bill in
chancery to cnioce vendors lien, wherein
he Is Defendant, aud Samuel Stats Taylor
and Edwin Parsons, trustees of the Cairo
City Property, are complainants; and that
the summons in said case Is returnable on
the first day OF the next term OF said
court to be holden at the court house In
the city Of Cairo, in said county. on the
first Monday OF January, A. d. 1878.
JOHN A. REEVE,
Clerk Of said Court.
GREEN Il GILBERT, Solicitors.
Cairo, NOV. 7, 1877.
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LEGAL NOTICE

Ia hereby given to Joshua G. Hall rs adminis-
traitor de b0nis non Of the estate o Hosea Clark,
deceased, and Edwin Brainard ofthe tendency
in the Circuit Court Of Alexander county, hi
nOis, ora bill in CHARGER to toreclose a mort
gage, wherein you, together with Chauncey N.
Dre1sl and Charles Edward Tracy, as Receiy-
eis OF the Cairo and Nincennes railroad, and the
Cairo and Vine nnes railroad company are de-
PENDANTS, and Charles G. Holten, as Receiver of
Chicago, is complainant and that the summons
IN said cnnse is returnable on the frat day OF the
me January term, A. ID. 1875. OF said Court 10
be holden At the Court House, in the city OF
CAIRO, in said county, on the first Monday or
said month Dated Nov. 9th, 1871.
JOHN 4. REEVE, Clerk Of said Court,
NOEL i. WHEELER, Solicitor of [ omplaint
DIV. '''''
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CENTAUR
LINIMEN'TS,
They Relieve Pain.
They subdue swellings.
They cure burns without scar.

Tbs The White Centaur Eminent is now
the standard remedy for rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Scatca, Lumbago, Frost Bites, Caked breasts,
Itch, Ca;Aneous Eruptions, etc. Tn csc Lniments
have stood the tests Of time. They have perform
ed more wonderful cures Of obstinate bed ridden
cripples and have alleviated more pains a shorter
space OF time than have all other Linments
kmbrocatons. Extracts, Ontments, and salyes
in existence Their sale is increasing regularly
and rapidly. Their best endorsers are physicians,
surgeons and yeterinaries. There is literally no
case OF flesh, bone or muscle ailment upon man or
beast which the Centaur LnimentS viii not alleyi-
ate and generally cure. But it must be understood
that there are two kinds of Linment: the White
is for family use and the yellow for horses and
animals. For horses and mules liable u Spawn.
Ring bone, Sweeney, Calls, Strains, String -halt.
Poll-eyl, etc., the Yellow Centaur Lini-
nentis worth Its weight in gold. We have
thousands OF certificates relating how thousands of
valuable horses have been speedily restored by
dollar bottle Of this all healing remedy, The same
IS constantly told Of the effects on the human
fame. Persons hobbling on clutches Tor yenrs
from Stiff Joints, Iumors and Old Sores, have by
the use otthe White Gem aur Liniment, been
restoredto the use OF all their limbs. The effects
are next to marvels. We will give the Linimsnt
to any person who ever heard OF railure Such
a case has never been reported to US Those Lini-
ments are now sold throughout the nhabitable
globe.
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GENERAL DEBILITY.

VITAL WEAKNESS OR DEPRESSION o
weak exhausted feeling, no energy or courage; ;
the result cfMENTAL ONER-WORk, INDIES
CREIl0NS OR Excuses, or some drain on
the system, is always cured by Humphr Us
Homeopathic Specific No. %. II tones up and
invigorates the system, imparts strength and
emerge stops the drain and rciuvenates the
feet success by thousands Sold by dea lers.
Price S per single vial, or 81 per package o,
FIVE viGls and g. vial of powder Sent by mail
II receipt OF price Address HUMPHREYS
noMhOPATnlC MEDICINE COMPANY, 1O9
Fulton street V
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SICK HEADACHE

This distressing ailllction occurs most fire.
quently. The disturbance of the stomach,
arising from imperfectly digested contents,
causes severe pain in the. head, accompanied
with dlsagreeable nausea, and this constitutes
what is popularity known as Sick Headache. For
prompt relief