The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-02-01

tx properly. vAen ihc type earnestly
replied I'm not a poiu,er In .
setter
"A promising yoa,A q osly seveo
samasrs, who had been accused q not
siways aellisg The tuth, oross eEamin.
"a his fsd.cr
Father. ga you ustd "a lie when
y0a was boy
No. ny sop. said ths pater. WHO
evidently DID BOT recall the past With
say 5is,lnctBess.
Nor mother. neishrrs persisted the
yong lawyer.
10, 10, wby'
90, because ! don't see how iwa
people VITO never told Ne could hare
boy that tells as many as | do.
We breathe casier nov The new
counterfeit $1,000 notes now 10 oircula.
iioa CA be detected BY their greasy
feel. ], eats into the editors salary
fcarfally 60 get stuck with four Or fye
such notes IL a week
splitshkius remarks that II Il were
not Tor experiments 10 science nothing
would ever bc learned; at least this
was the opinion ~ the Newark man
who asked his wife 10 pat her tongue
on aoold lamp post
All hair pins look alike 10 men.
bot let awife go OF on visit and conc
home and find hair pin near the gate
and she cant wait minute 10 grow
rcd in the face.
Servant Mssis ses the milk :
more than arr water, an she'll ave 10
deal sumweres else II faint better in
future
Milkmau-Well my dear you must
tell your missis that I'm very sorry
hHA AH'ih bNhr ~ uliHt Will thb uaiu
grass. aud cant perweut 'em this
weather.
"A gentleman in Virginia City
Nevada, whose Chinese cook left him
was unable to retain any Of the mum
erous johns for over day until he in
duced one Of them TO explain that
some apparently meaningless strips 0
red paper on the kitchen wall contain
"a the Chinese inscription Boss
woman, long time tongue. Mnche'
Jaw. jaw
The man with an ulster, pair o
boots and shirt collar can wear otho
clothes. but they are not absolutel,
necessary.
The good are said to die young
bat, according 20 insurance statistics
New England clergyman lives to b
sixty-fve years old.
As an ordinary thing, the youny
man who parts his hair in the middl
cannot be relied upon to carry tn
torch OF science down the dim aisle
Of Nature. or to illuminate the histor,
Of bis country by the luster OF his owl
renown.
"A Roman lictor, said Bates, who's,
historical information comes by detail
Roman lictorl Well. /. s'posc sh
deserved it No one but the Roma
knows.
"a Roland for an Oliver Bassou
pierre. French ambassador To Spain
was telling Henry Nv how he entere
Madrid.
was mounted on the very smalles
mule ia the world said the Embassa
dor.
Al, said the King, what an amusin
sight, 70 see the biggest ass mounte
on the smallest mule
was your Majesty : representative,
was the reioinder
Hayes weighs 1871 Hcsa bigg,
man than old Tiden.
The polar night Is li2 day
What heavenly place that would |
10 which to tell man with bill |
call around day after tomorrow an
get his money.
Il blabheriag little fellow explain
ed bic tears to companion
Pa sent me after Goldfish for bieal
fast, an went fshin' and was gor
all day. and now we have been havi
some bull.dozin'
Tweed has come to one sensib
coaelosion. lie has discharged b
lawyers. and proposes 10 90 il llor
iot a while
II sarAnAc shoemaker believes !
utilizing religion as basis Of trad,
His sign reads:
Repairing done by a Christie
obhlcr
The latest slang il. Hes a go'
fellow, bui aes BIT % more than
au chsw
Darag a debate IL the Victor
Legislature al unfortunate loyal Libe
al. whose education had beer sad
neglected. was reading oul docamri
the House. and vaisly eadeavor