Smyrna times., 1877-09-19

with certain inalienahlc rights
mat among these are Life and Tibcr,y
ana the pursuit Of happiness That mon
!" MAKE lhcSe rights available and safe
Have instituted governments. deriving
lhelr lawful power from the free consent
vi thoSe they govern, That when any form
VI government is proved TO be destructive
VI theAe thelr ends, It Is the peoples right
10 alter or abolish it, and found
| \ government anew. with prncipIcs
80 laid for its foundation and with bowers
In such form organized as 10 them
seem most conducive ., their happiness
And safety
!hey were at a picnic She was lust
her feet. '''s az
"Angeline, darling, murmured he,
Say, on say, you'll be mine; that our
hearts will beat as a single soul that our
thoughts shall flow in the same channel
! that"
Yes, Charley" interrupted she. finish.
ing the currant pie, and wiping her hands
on his straw hat but how are YOU rojnq
to do all that on seven dollars week =
harley Immediately rclapsed into prose
and asked her if she wouldn't try another
piece of sponge cake.
An alarm of fire few days since caused
a portly gentleman to suddenly rush from
the readingroom of the American House
| to the sidewalk, when he encountered an
| intoxicated man, Of whom he INQUIRED
what the trouble was Fire department :"
replied the inebriete. The engine by this
time was down near Richmond street. out
OF sight The portly gentleman, not seeing
any engine, looking at funeral that hap,
pened to be passing. said
The fire department? Why, no. it's a
" All same" was the response, "both
gong to fire '-Bostoq Tranllcr.
FASHIONABLE EMULATIoN.-Lady (speak.
ing with difficulty What have YOU made
it round the waist, Mrs Price ?" Dress.
maker; Twenty.one inches, madam.
You couldn't breath with less = Lady
What's Lady Jemima Jones's waist ?n
Dressmaker Nineteen and half lust
now, ma am. But her ladyship's a head
shorter than you are, and she's got ever so
much thinner since her illness last
autumn! Lady Then make it nine.
teen, Mrs. Price, and III engage TO get
into it "'-Pulch
William A. Stewart, Republican nominee
tor Associate Judge in Lawrence County,
Penn, Is colored man of good education
who has studied law and been admitted to
the bar. His color, however stood in the
way OF successful practice, and he has
spent many years in the business of n
barber. lie is the only colored man ever
nominated to county office in Pcnnsyl-
vanIa, and it is said that his chance of
election is good.
When General Changarner was in Africa
he was Colonel of a regiment. and was
more fearful of draft of air than of the
lead OF his opponents. His mind appeared
to be constantly occupied with drafts of
ar. On one occasion the balls were flyinr
thick around him. An officer saluted and
sald, Colonel, you are exposing yourself"
True, said Changarnier, 1--WE are fighting
IN gorge. lie turned up his coat collar.
A gentleman gave party in honor of a
distinguished missionary lately returned
from his held OF work. The ladies appear
ed with very decollete dresses, and as the
host feared the style might shock his rever-
ence, he apologized to him for it, saving
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mind it at all, replied the missionary "I
nave been ten years among the savages"
NICE FOR THE You've HUsBANp.-Newlv.
married wife (anXiously to stranger Just
gong to bathe) Pray excuse me, sir, but
this is my husband, and he is going into
the sea, and as | see you are as well, NAV |
ask you to be kind enough to give a look
after him in case he should get out of his
depth? Besides, | think he is a little
timid Of the water
A little Athol boy, guilty of some miscon.
duct, upon being asked why he could be so
naughty, replied that he thought he was
not doing anything wrong. That's no ex.
suse, said his mother, thinking doesn't
help the matter" Well, mamma" said
ne, whats the use of having a thinker, if
you can't think ?"
q" Lon Hurbell, the strong man of the
world, once well known in the circus
'rena, is in the poor-house of Putnam
county, n. y. In his time he could hold
'aok two yoke of oxen, and support a
weight of l,S00 pounds resting on his
rched hands and feet with his stomach
upwards.
Down in Lowell, Mass, the workingmen
ave passed resolutions declaring that they
'ill vote for no candidate of any party un.
ess he is a workingman, and now the New
'ork Post, by way of comment, says:
Now let them tell what sort of a man they
onsider workingman."
Admiral Semmes, celebrated throughout
le world as the commander of the con-
derate cruiser alabama, died in Mobile on
le Both ult He was of Maryland stock,
ld was born on the banks of the Potomac,
| Charles county.
A young woman applying for the situa-
on of teacher in a village school, being
as to her qualifications, replied:
l amt much of an arithmeticker, but I'm
l elegant grammarist"
Be constant in what is good, but beware
being obstinate in anything that is evil;
nstancy is a virtue, but obstinacy is a
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We are told that nothing was made in