The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1877-05-09
ScIsSored Locals.

Sclssored Locals.
Now let some of us fellows, who can
get off for half a day, hunt around and
see if VIC can find q man who returns tho
eggs that a neighbours hens lay under his
Wood-shed.
Money would be plcntier and times
would improve faster il the loafers that
intest our towns and villages, consuming
without producing, would retire to the
country and tackle tho earth for Il liveli-
hood. 1t takes as much to support such
characters as it docs the honest, indus
trious .aborer.
The first thunder storm Of the season
brings Of the niInble and trisky light
ning-rod peddler, and he climbs with
cat-like agility over your houses and
barns, fastening up cheap invitations for
the thunderbOts Of heaven to destroy
your property.
Inoculate youi fruit trees with a little
calomel and saliYatc the bugs and worms
that prey upon them SO that their teeth
will all drop out, and before they can
procure false oncs the season will be SO
far advanced that they can do bat little
damage.
If the problem is capable of solution,
we should like to know how it is that a
boy will run away from home to avoid
bringing his mother q bucket of water
or an armful of wood, and then "lug his
insides out" all day for another boys
mother and a cold apple filter.
The pedal extrcmitics of our youth
now present a naked front, and the same
"peeled toe," sensitive st~one-bruiSe and
the annual accumulation of ferlilizing
lnsredleHts DcSln 10 crop OUT OH SAIL
h~ahcdiess.
"There's a time for all things" and one
of the occasions when you Should look
grave and digniiied is when your neigh
~ not rs I I,nnl tn, II n Collie ~, a,.u i : MILE
Lo,1so ninso ~ hy Fla Laa 'h;,n P'"'
nou"o ei''e ~ ~ "e'nt'o.
Country seats present an inviting APP
pcarance %herc the whltcwasli-brush has
.;aL r 80 r,i;n,,a fltind - tL ''t t,. nLu"
a w., ,ot.". t"".rHTS., Nv ~ iIS.mi-
W o1nS'.oi'' h''A'0 40 !" "Aeli "i'"ih'S
snaucS'
The present ZEE skin style in which
tle young iauieS uresS now ellanes gut
ter-shiPes anu corl!cI loalcIs 10 sec "aTt
III tle s.il'ti Va siIi ) n"cA' VI " hlole
up"'i I
Inc Drea!n perfume tiat one frequent
tl,o ,,n, o,i,,, ,rDn orJ tI, mol yrcp,nrf
" !. , ,J" atraction, AZ That ioviur 5n,nInS
vii ,'n,,sr io AHA En- I,.;',,.n nrnr '0"piN'
- "se "H
i,u a. ~. Swa. W., ;" m liz
t tG Iu,t mntn n",.nr t ~ $3.50 ,n,nd '
iutoiis IL. ,,h m"t nniu ,7,ntin",t m ~ III.
4 - '.u "'IS ntu;rn "1 "; n"T E,n VI ha nM
wavs at once.
yornc h,1;cs orc warnod .p.,;nst b,ua
o+ocl:; inv. M Tho crowd that fhnv ,rirht
1ron,nto ,n aLHnrn,.I rr"w.tI, of tsnt
btG..,nottu , a. Ln.rid w SnJ"" .h"t IT, IT
walls are accountable for excessive noses !
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1AMu n"" II tuo iinsolaI'inn1 t'Emiy
ouorlleTouS, s"eGI-sGe!'tcu lian,-"na
"wl,at a beauty" it would be. There'sn0
.ccuuntiur for tastes.
NV. u.
him out barefoot among the rest of his
chums cntertains anything but u friendly
feeling for the authors of his trouble and
perplexiticH.
Inexperienced young anglers flourish
their rods and lines about p~romiscuously
along the banks OF the creek, and nook
the seats I'll their trowserSa great deal Oh
tcner IMAM they NOOK iiSi'.