The Benton record. [volume] (Benton, M.T. [Mont.]) 1875-1879, 1877-03-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

! ! A mule generally INDUCES in littl'
preamble before he shows his resolution Il
trot.
The poet Whittier thinks woman ough
never to spend but fifty dollars q year or
dress.
Marriage is a game of chance in whicl
men risk their liberty and women theil
happiness.
The arrival of short man in Western
town is mentioned in the papers under the
head Of personal brevities.'
f Times are getting little easier. For
fifteen cents you can now buy genuine
imported Havana cigar that tastes Of to
bacco.
Every young man needs to learn how to
drive horse with one hand. Ifhe cant
do this, he might as well give up sleigh,
riding with the girls.
A Galveston, Texas, doctor raised a
sweet potato that weighed eighteen and a
half pounds. Two patients recovered while
he was busy watching the potato grow.
An editor in Gold Hill, Nevada, lets fly
at a rival as follows: 20, use your scis-
sors to trim off your ears, you superanuat-
ed, imbeciIe, ungrateful old donkey"
Business seems to be generally reviving.
A man went around to the saloons one
day last week, trying to trade three palm
leaf fans for ten cents worth Of hot Scotch.
The Rev John Francis, Of San Francis
co, says, "The Chinese language is an in
yention of Satan, to prevent the convey
ance of truth and religion to the heather
mind"
Ina adilemma-the bachelor who remark
ed that Che never would marry any woman
he didn't respect, and he certainly couldn't
respect any woman who was willing to
marry him.
Remember who you are talking to, sir"
said an indignant parent to fractions boy;
II am your father "Well, who's to blame
for that y said the young impertinence !;
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whom von hold both bowers ),
A San Francisco boy sued his father for
assault and battery because the parent
whipped hina for PLAYING hockey. The boy
won his suit at least he cot damages, but
they were made with a skate strap.
Won con alzya vs toll wbatbar bnzz saw
Is soiog Or nat 5zsimnlv fee];oo !. but #
GENERALLY takes abapt as 1ono - find tbe
end of YOUR finger as it would to have gone
and asked the foreman Of the shop if the
thing was in motion.
I.nmbarrea fell MS that tbe oum which
rms ont of . snrpce tree Is found hard
aoongb to chin the edoe of the axe when
strikino tbrouabit which powerfully shows
Tho stronofb If low dava1oned IN delicate
fam ! lac l,v cbeg;n, onn
No expression Of the human counte-
nance can eoual the look Of lonesome
aaazemen+. that flashes over the face oftbe
solitary oyster at finding himself scooped
m i J Gallon Of church soeiable soup.
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ts;,,7a,ad n;tb va1vo+ ub;1o hats of silE
materials with long ribbons behind, and q
becoming bonnet. is the climax of style in
ACKNOWLEDGMENT lady-the only no
ticeable feature in public receptions.
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5.s,t g : E1azt 4ho raaaa,,s b.nn;;noss
bv publishing il, nor blast the authors
hopes BY rejecting IT, so we have laid the
blasted thing on the table for future con
sideration.o
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