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Ho11inS' Institute.
BATETOURT SPRINGS, VA.
THE THIRTY-FIFTH ANNUAL SESSION

TUE THIRTY-FIFTH ANNUAL SESSION
| Il will open SEPTEMBER 18th
| Pupils are received for a single session. or
| for term of years, including vacations
This is the most extensively equipped
School for Girls and Young Ladies in Viz
ginia. 1t is also of longest standing having
witnessed the rise of all Others
The Faculty, composed of ladies and gentle.
men of high social position, and of different
religious persuasions, is numerous and able.
They have no other calling or profession. They
reside at the Institute, and, with the pupils.
compose one family, the school being almost
exclusively boarding.
The buildings are of brick, recently con-
structed, with extensive orticoes and veran-
dahs. The improved grounds are beautiful.
embracing many acres, with walks, shade
trees and shrubbery. The mineral waters of
these Springs have fine effect in the develop
ment of health; hence with rare exceptions
pupils return to their homes improved and in
vigorated in physical constitution.
The courses of study embrace the whole
range of female culture, and the Institute has
borne the reputation for many years Iof the
most accurate and elevated instruction Mn
sic. in all its branches, Is thoroughly taught
For board and tuition a single charge of
S240 90 is IN. de, payable in three equal in
stallments, at intervals of 80 DAYS the first
being due on the day of entrance. Board is
here used TO include room-rent lodging, full
washing, servants attendance, table fare. and
medical attendance. Tuition covers in
languages, ancient and modern. Fer Music
Painting and Drawing only. are extra charges
made. For further particulars, apply to the
superintendent. &. L. COOKE,
july IL, '77-3m.
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Central Female Institute.
Clinton, Kinds County, Mississippi.
REV. WALTER HILLMAE, IL D.,
PRESIDENT OF FACULTY

FEHE TW ENTY-FIFTH COLLEGIATE Year of
l. this Institution will begin on TUESDAY
the 18th of SEPTEMBER
Possessed of the dccHmuldti0ns of nearly a
Quarter of a Century, in Apparatus Libraries,
Cabinets, and other means of Illustration and
lnkormation, and above all in the successful
experience of the heads of its Departments
this Institute offers Educa tional Advantage
equalled by few institutions o, learning in
this country, and at LESS EXPEEsE, consider
ing the advantages offered.
For Catalogues or other information apply
TO the President Of the Faculty
ROBERT KELLS
President of BoaTc Of Trustees.
E. W. CABANIss, Secretary.
julyll 77-3m
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l, JAMES HILL, Secretary Of State, do certify
the Resolution hereto attached, entitled A
Resolution Proposing an Amendment to the
Constitution of the STATE of Mississippi Is "A
true and correct copy of the original now on
file in this Office.
GIVEN under my hand and the Great Seal
r, Il of the State Of Mississippi hcreunto
L. Il aifixe this both day of July. 1877.
JAMES HILL, Secretary of State.
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UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA
Opens October lst;

Continues through nine months. 1t is organ
lied in schools on the elective system, with
full courses in Classics, Science with Practice
in Chemical and Physical Laboratories) Lit
teratnre, in Law, Medicine, Engineering.N Nat
ural History, and Practical Agriculture. Ex-
penses Gncluding everything) about 500.
Apply for catalogue to JAMES F. HARRI-
son, NJ D.. Chairman of the Faculty, Post
Office, University of Virginia.
aug. Is, 77-1m.
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ROSES THAT ARE NOT.

All the world in flower
Lies about me now,
Light on every bower,
Bloom on every Dough;
But where are the roses
In my dreams that grew
Rose that never closes,
Rose whose shade is blue.
Once / thought / found them,
In the days gone by
Buds grew all around them.
Biuer than the sky.
Sill, Wiener l touched them,
Blue was turned TO gray,
For u seemed | clutched them
only 10 decay.
All, blue roses. never
Here can be your birth
Sin and grief together
Dismal make our earth;
But thu mist disclO=es
Azure pceping through,
And. may be. my roses
Are where all Is blue.
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Duties and Events.

Duties are ours; events are Gods. This
removes an infinite burden from the
shoulders of the miserable, tempted, dy-
ing creature On this consideration only
can he securely lay down his head and
close his eyes.-Cecil.
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5000 5 g PIsse PINE PnSg Iinen Lawns;
20 Pieces Pique;
so Pieces Hamburg Edging and Insertion
800 doz Coats Thread-assorted eolors-
Lace Bids, Ruehing, Ribbons, Searfs,-al
the latest styles,
July 4 '77-tf at A. VIRDEN'S.
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july Is, 77-2m
Vanderbilt University,

V1HE THIRD SESSION will begin SEprEM-
l. Der l. 1871 Tuition for the whole Session
In Biblical Department, free; in Literary De-
partment, $50; in Law Department, $50; other
fees, $15
The Medical Department will open Oct. l.
Fee for attendance, $65.
For catalogues, apply to J. NJ. Leech, Secre-
tary of the Faculty Nashville Tenn.
l.. G. GARLAND, Chancellor.
iuIy25 '77-2m
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Bellevue High School,
Bedford County, Virginia.

ON Va. & Tenn. R. R., 10 miles west of
~ Lynchburg. For boys and young men.
Full corps of teachers. Instruction thorough
and course complete. Beautiful and healthy
location. Most liberal provision for comfort
and improvement of pupils. Session opens
SEPTEMBER 10, 1877. For circular or infor-
nation, address,
WILLIAM r. ABBOT.
Principal, Bellevue. p o.
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Centenary College,

Will resume its exercises on the LIST Mon
DAY in OCTOBER, with competent corps of
Professors. All the branches of Preparatory
and Commercial Schools and frst-class Col
Ieges, successfully taught. Tuition in Pre-
paratory School $45, and in College Glasses,
sos per session of forty weeks. Boarding in
Stewards Hall, SO per month, and in private
families at correspondingly low rates For
particulars and a Catalogue, address
c. G. ANDREWS, President.
jackson La. Aug. 10, 'T7-3m.
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FEMALE
COLLEGE.

Will open its 26th Annual Session 18th Sep
temher. 1877. Board and Tuition per annum
paid quarterly in advance, $40 to $780,
For particulars. address
w. v. PETERSON, Pres,
Pontotoc, Miss.
aug.1, 'T7--2m.
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MISSISSIPPI
MILITARY INSTITUTE
VI REMOVED FROM ABERDEEN TO
II a - - OH RIS TIAN.
1aESSI&SEHPE

--CHARTERED BY THE STATE
A NATIONAL SCHOOL.-SpeciaI detail of
Officer Graduate of West PointD Artillery
Arms aud Ammunition, by the General Gov
eminent
MoTTo-Soldier, Scholar, Gentleman.
GOvERNMENT.-Positiye and kind
UCTIoN.-Thorough
CURRICULUM. - Classical, Commercial, and
Scientific.
=, FAcuLTY.-Graduates of best Institutions in
Europe ana America
Loo ATIoN On the Sea-shore-Healthy, Ac-
cessible and Delightful
Observation-Disclosures
Apply for Catalogue.
E. II. MURFEE, supt
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T EADING SCH0OI
LEGAL NOTICES.
PROPOSED AMENDMENTS
TO THE
Constitution Of The State Of MISSISSIPPI
OFFICE OF SECRETARY OF STATE
..r--..- .lLI L.

DURSUANT to an Act to amend an Act to
l. provide for submitting TO vote OF the
people Amendments TO the Constitution. ana
for,other purposes, Approved April II, lo16;
herewith submit to the qualified Electors of
of the State the following joint Resolutions
proposing Amendments 10 the Constitution 20
be voted upon for adoption or rejection at the
general election To he he d Novembcr 6th, 1877.
GIVEN under my hand and the Great Seal
r, OF the State OF Mississippi hereunto
L. affixed, this 10th day Of July, 1871.
JAMES HILL, Secretary Of state.
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To Whom it May Concern

TREASURY OFFICE. !
JACKSON, Miss, July IS, 1877. !
NOTICE is hereby given, that the VIRGIxIA
IN FIRE AND MARINE Insurance Company
OF Virginia, have given notice of intention Il
withdraw their deposit Of Ten Thousand Dol.
lars in State Warrants from the State TFeasn.
ry at the expiration of six months from the
date of this notice
WM L. HEMINGWAY,
State Treasurer.
july17 77-6m.
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ALI Diseases Of the Blood.

If VEGETINE viii relieve pain, cleanse, purify
and such diseases. restoring The patient to
perfect health after trying different physicians,
many remedies. suffering for years, Is II not
conclusive proof il you a sufferer, You can
be cured2 Why Is this medicine performing
such great cures? Il works ia the blood, ia the
circulating huid. II truly be called the
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. The great source
Of disease originates in the blood; and no med
fciue that does directly upon II. to purify
and renoyate, has any just claim upon public
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Grenada Female College
GRENADA, MISSISSIPPI.
Opems September. ad. ~.

GONE of the advantages Of this Institution
~ are: Best building in the State devoted
10 Female Education; the fullest course of
study in any Female College in the Southwest.
Corps Of Instructors not surpassed in qualif-
cation; mild and conservative discipline !;
health record equal to any in the United States,
as can be shown by facts. Graduation here
insures situations to those desiring to teach
Patronage increasing every year. Terms low
Apply to ID. D. MOORE, Pres't
aug - 77-lm.
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DandoIph Macon College.
session Opens September goth

Course of study THOROUGH. Expenses NOD
ERArE. Send for Catalogue TO Secretary OF
Faculty or Rev. J. A. DUNCAN, D. D., Pres.
aug8 'T7-2m.
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Browns Gin Stands.

Al TO 50 SAWS.-Superior in make and
fU Ginning qualities and cheaper than any
Stand in the market
GIN STANDS and COTTON CONDENS-
ERS.-
Full particulars on application.
E. WATKINS,
Dealer in Hardware, etc, JACKSON, MISS.
aug.S, a. I'm.
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OFFICE OF Seer ETARY OF STATE,

OFFICE OF Seer ETARY OF STATE, \
JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI. T
/, JAMES HILL Secretary of State, do certify
the Joint Resolution hereto attached, entitled
% A joint Resolution to Amend Art. w, Sec
ton 90 Six of the Constitution is a true and
correct copy of the original now on file in this
office.
GIVEN under my hand and the Great Seal
r of the State of Mississippi hereunto
L. affixed, this 10th day Of July, 1877
JAMES HILL, Secretary Of State.
inlr % f---2r
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ARTICLE XIV.

| SECTION l. Sections eleven of Article four,
and fourteen, fifteen, sixteen. seventeen, and
eighteen Of Article five, OF the Constitution OF
tins State, are hereby abrogated, and aunullcd.
SIC. 2 The Senate shall choose a President
from among its members
SEC. 3. When the Office of Governor shall
become vacant by death or otherwise, the
President Of the Senate shall possess the pow
ers and discharge The duties of said Office and
receive compensation as the Governor, durin z
the remainder OF the term of office of such
Governor. When the Governor shall be alb
sent from the State, or unable from protracted
Illness, to perform the duties Of his office, the
President of the Senate SHAH discharge the
duties OF said office, and receive said compen-
sation, until the Governor be able 10 resume
his duties but, If from disability or otherwise
the President Of the Senate shall be incapable
of performing said duties, or if he be absent
from the State, or # there be no President OF
the Senate, then the Speaker Of the House Of
Representatives, shall assume the Office of
Governor, and perform said duties and receive
the same compensation as the Governor; and
in case of the inability of the fore going officers
to discharge the duties of Governor the Secre-
tary of State shall convene the Senate, to elect
a President, who shall assume the office of
Governor and discharge the duties and receive
the compensation thereof"
Passed the first reading by a two-third vote
Of the House of Representatives, February
1OIh. 1876
Passed the second reading by a two-third
vote of the House of Representatives, Februa-
~ IL, 1876
Passed the third reading by two-third vote
of the House of Representatives February y,
1876.
II. NJ. STREET,
Speaker of~the House of Representatives.
Passed the first reading by two-thrds vote
of the Senate, February 18th, 1876.
Passed the second reading by Il two-thirds
vote of the Senate February 9Th, 1876.
Passed the third reading by a two-thirds
vote Of the Senate, February 9Th, 1876
j. NJ. STONE,
President of the Senate
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MEDICAL.
ON A BOSTON POLICE OFFICER.

ON A BOSTON POLICE OFFICER.
BosToS, Nov. u, 1871.
II. K. STEVENS:
Dear Sir-In the spring Of 1863 I was stricken
down with fever. which had long and almost
homeless run. Tie best medical advice being in
attendance. / was taken through the fever, but
il left me terribly reduced and weak, with
cruciating pains in my side back and hips. L
was completely prostrated with Kidney Com
plant and no medicine seemed 10 reach my case.
In this condition ] persuaded TO try VEG
ETTNE by friend whom II cured OF The same
disease. aud IL seemed though could feel the
effect Of the Hrst dose through my whole system;
and from that moment began TO mend, gEadu-
ally growing better from day 10 day. and 1ol-
lowed On with the NEGETI$E, until IL completely
restored to health, since which time have
been able to perform nay duties as a police
officer. enjoying good health; and there is no
doubt about the great value Of NEGETISE in
Kidney Complaint and similar diseases
l ain, sir, respectfully.
LAFAYETTE FORD. 81 Broadway.
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EDUCAT.0NA
JACKSON MALE HIGH SCHOOL.
JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI.

TIVHE next Session of this School will begin
Il MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24th, 1877, and con-
tinue ten mont hs.
The session viii be divided into two equal
terms.
Tuition, payable monthly in advance
Primary English Class, per month-..-...s8 90
Higher . -..... %
Senior. - ... -. on
Languages embraced in the Senior Class
1t is important that students should begin at
the opening Of the session and attend yeguIar{y
No deduction Of Tuition viii be made for
absence, except in cases of protracted sick
ness.
Board may be obtained in the city at reason
able rates.
L. H. BABB, Principal.
J. b. JENKINS, Asst
NoTE.-The Principal will arrive al Jack
son from Virginia between the lst and 10th OF
September.
aug.22 It'd
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MEDICAL COLLEGE
Of Alabama, at Mobile.

TNHE Regular Course of LECTURES at this
L Institution will commence on the 14th
NOVEMBER next.
the Preliminary Course will begin about
the middle of October
The lectures, which embrace all branches
of Medicine taught in Medical Colleges will
close about the lst of April, 1873.
For further particulars, apply for Circular
to VIM. H.. ANDERSON, NJ. D.
Dean of the Faculty.
Aug / '77--3m
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e6fa COO per day at home. Agents wanted
potO UIU samples worth 81 free. STIzsoB
6 Co., Portland, Me
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\ RESOLUTION proposing An Amendment
to the Constitution of the State of Missis-
sippi.
ResoEped, by the Legislature ef the State 81
MSsisslppi, (two-thirds Of each branch concur
ring therein That the following Article be
proposed 90 the qualified Electors of this State,
as amendment of the Cons titution of this
State to be voted upon by them at the next
general election TO be held in this State,
either for approval or rejection, which if ap-
proved by their vote, shall be valid, part
of the said Con stitUtiou, namely:
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Life a Burden.

Boston, Nov. 2, 1873.
II. r. STEVENS, Esq.
Dear Sir-From poor, emaciated sufferer, the
AEGETISE has restored me To perfect health.
/ have for years been terrible sufferer from
Canker and Dyspepsia, at times rendering life
almost a burden TO I now fifteen 80
pounds heavier than when commenced the use
OF NEGEFiNE,
! will make mention that ! was also a great
sufferer from Kidney Complaint, causing excru-
ciatinL pain through the small of the back
nearly all Of the time This, too, NEGETINE has
cured, and am now perfect picture OF health,
and will add, happiness all caused from the
of few bottles of EEGETINE.
Respectfully, H. q. HUGHES,
Union place. Boston, Mass
VEGETISE is composed of Roots, Banks and
Herbs. 1t is very pleasant TO take, every child
likes ii.
Vegetine is sold by all Druggists.
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NJ CT. INSTITUTE, jackson,
1YAS Tennessee.

HAS a most favorable location and fur
II nishes the best advantages of Female
Education. Try il and be satisfied
Fall Session begins the First Monday in
September; Spring Session, the Fourth Mon
day in January. Rates low
For special information apply to the Presi-
dent. A W. JONES
july 77-2m.
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AnnOun GENE emit.

respectfully announce o. the people Of Hsup.
Il shire and adjoining counties, that am ne.
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WEST VIRGINIA. 10 WIT AZ
rules held in tie Clerks ONCE Of
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On the first Monday IN November, lsin
John q. Corler, Plaintiff,
as
David Dill, Defendant.
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The object Of CHS suit is 20 recover
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with interest from the 49, day Of N0yem-
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And 10 appearing by affidavit that tbs
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IL is ordered, that hc do appear here
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cessaTy to protect lis interest in Tbs
snit. a cJTy-Tesle.
G. S. WHITE, G G p G.
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IL An exchange asks. what is be-
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CoNsumPrlOM
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SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.


THEcountenanceis paleand leaden-
colored, with occasional flushcs, or
a circumscribed spot on one or both
checks the eyes become dull; the pu-
pills diate; an azure scmicircle runs
along the lower eyclid the nose is ir-
ritated, swells, and sometimes bleeds;
aswelling ofthc upper lip occasional
headache, with humming or throb-
bing Of the ears ; an unusual secretion
of saliva; Shiny or furred tongue
breath very foul, particularly in the
morning; appetite variable, some
times voracious, with gnawing sem
sation ofthe stomach, at others, entire
lygone heeting painsinthe stomach
occasional nausea and vomiting; vio-
lent pains throughout the abdomen;
bowels irregular, ut times costivc;
stools Shiny not unfrcqucntly tingcd
with blood belly swollen and hard
urine turbid respiration occasionally
difficult, and accompanied by hic-
cough coughsometimes dry and con-
vulsiye; uneasy and disturbed sleep,
with grinding Of the teeth; temper
variable, but generally irritable, &c.
Whenever the above symptoms
are found 10 exist,
DIR. c. MCLANE'S VERhfIFUGE
will certainly effect 4 cure.
IT DOES NOT CONTAIN MERCURY
in any form isan innocent prepare
ton, MOI capable Of doing the sight
est fnjm'y!o the most tender ittan!.
The genuine DIR. MgLANE's YER
MIFUGE bears the signatures Of {.
M:LANK and FLEMING Bros. on the
wrapper. -:O:-
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~ II you put two persons in the same
bedroom one Of whom has the tooth.
fcbc and the other is iu love YOU will
find that The person who has Gle tooth.
ache will 90 to sleep first.
ECIfyou 70 on an excursion aud the
seats arc all taken, stand up as long as
YOU can and then cry out, Man over.
board" Every woman will rush for tic
rail.
IL Mr. Jones, don YOU think women
are more sensible than mon?' asked Miss
Smith. And Jones, after scalching his
favorite bump for q moment or two.
said why, certainly they oro-thcy
marry men
ia a preacher who arrived al okirk
wet through, asked onoll Scotch woman
what he should do, to which she replied,
Gan into the pulpit as soon - you can.
Yell be dry enough there
~ We orc told lhat there iau1tbme
ma@ru tainbu, how aJou,a pretty gill.
uuf suc weiGea vain Not nc,cs-aril.