Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-10-20
Published every Wednesday and Saturday
morning, by
FRANK KENYON.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

TlcFud oiuS iaI w iNoi ooo"oto-
pol.
Shades of night-Window cur
tains.
Caief Joseph came in one (brother)
of being killed.
Revenge against the object of our
love is madness
Contentment is only to be found
within ourselves.
Mrs. Abey Sage Richardson Is lee
turing IN Colorado.
Gail Hamilton is thirty nine, but
she writes like forty.
A Baltimore horse eats meat.
Sweepstcaks probably.
Now is the time to borrow pump
kins for pumpkin pies.
Habi, with its iron sinews, clasps
and leads US day by day.
Hair-dye is the best thing you can
use to bring on paralysis.
Capital punishment - Hanging
around pretty girls neck.
The cradle is the first rock We
strike in the voyage of life.
The Pope loves music, and is sung
to sleep by the Vatican choir boys.
Crazy Horse died with less than
5000. He won't get any monument.
Every other man at the East is an
assignee or a receiver for somebody
or something.
The last Miles of Joseph's journey
were exceedingly rough.-f Helena
Independent.
1t is not impolite to eat corn off the
cob, but it is impolite to watch any
one else doing it.
The great auction sale of widows
at Salt Lake City has been postponed
until November 1st.
The howlings of dog don't bring
bad luck; they are apt to bring
brick-bats to the dog.
An Advertisement says, "Consump-
tves take notice." That is certainly
a harmless remedy to take.
The reason why the Turks can't get
hold of the Chipka pass is because
the pass is not transferable.
They are raising breed Of left
handed cows out in Nebraska. They
can be MIXED on the "off" side.
When the Chicago people want to
build church they say, "Let us erect
mortgage to the glory of God"
Indians are said to have scalpIng
knives made of tortoise shell. As in
the old fable, the tortoise gets away
with the hare.
Icould never think well of a mans
intellectual or moral character. if he
were habitually unfaithful to his APP
observation-disclosures.
1t is proposed to place Cleopstra's
Needle in the square before West
minister Abbey, in case the Abbey
should need a needle SO large.
The British rifle team is ready to
recommend an international con-
gress for the purpose Of adopting
blarsted target with bigger bulls
eye.
The Mayor of Nashville is very
syinbolical in his hospitality. He
handed President Hayes golden
key, and SAID he had thrown open the
gates OF the city.
England spends five time as much
for charity as for education; while
Switzerland spends five times as
much for education as for charity
ILondon Timee.
The difference between the preach
er, the builder, and the architect of
a church is simply this: One is the
rector, the other the erector, and the
third the director.
$50 you like your second wife bet
Ter than the frsti' "Yes," he said
enthusiastically, "she always puts
starch enough in my shirts to save
me the trouble of scratching my
back"
A young lady who took premium
for riding at Kentucky fair was
thrown from her horse at the close of
the contest because the animal be-
came frightened at boqust thrown
to the rider.
A colossal statue, in white marble,
of the late Andrew johnson is to be
erected near his old home in Tennes-
see. 1t is being sculptured by a
Philadelphia marble firm, and will