The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1877-12-29

s8 o'ou ny the We" ear
nd festivities, and of these an
given by
Lucy CARTER.
NASBY.
NC AT THE CROSS ROADs-MR.
81: BY INTENSE DISGUST.
"a )NFEDRIT y ROADS,
81 IN the State of Kentucky,
81 December, 10Th, 1878.
81 the sun will continyoo to shine,
!. 8 fall ez before. presum .au-
ller summer, winter. autum,
81 winter, jest the same ez tho
Il bin electid, and the Yoosurper
q Still lawyer in Fremont, witch
zee ablishn, but now redeemed,
NO. hev observed that nacher
e much motifs Nv evence witch is NV |
81 poHance to nacher's cheef and !
I'0dux-men. hev the Postotfis
q Corners or not, and when the tyrant
NJ nored me, the face NV everything
e,,z dah | wuz disappointed when the
avn RIO next day with more than yoos-
nal byiss, aud the birds sung and the
crasshers chirped merrily' for it didn't |
seem tie that it wuz in akkordance with
=. ! fitnis Nv things.
lore disgustid, yesterday, than |
@ | was stawkin down the street |
PBascom's, in the faint hope Nv |
Moo York drummer there, and |
81 self OFF onto him ez store keeper |
,inin village, to the extent Nv a
- or two (which is my sole Deepen
rl when l met Issaker Gavitt and |
gram. / stopped them in the
= one Nv them mite hev bottle |
about his person, and that they |
Zoo thirsty to put off takin suthin,
sHe Deekin chirped up.
xson," sed he cheerfully, 81 feel
Everything hez worked to our en-
'ackshen. President Hayes
ident Hayes" l queried. "You
Yooserper Hayes"
q it yoor own way. The yooserper,
tSerm pleases 700, hez Withdrawal |
ssps and relieved US here in Ken
4stm the grindin appreshn Nv COM
Suc1ao- kotid monsters in Moo Orleans,
,onais us to 60 on with our enter
re in free and unfettered manner. |
)epitty Marshel which hez been
lere is a Dimocrat-ez good |
700 or l, and there seems to
Nv good feelin inoggeratid,
IDIOT | seed sternly, "pause. 700
'praisin the yooserser. Every Dimocrat
Yoonited States hez coz to curse him
forty boss power. He hez taken |
~ every grievance witch we ever he'd.
Tilden and Reform bin electid, he
ID hev removed the troops. The Rad
IS wood hev opposed it, and then wood
come fife. We Good hev he'd suthin
ite over. There wood hev bin a caaosus
and every Dimocratic orator and
An'in the country wood hev he'd suthin
r" rVe wood hev suthin to 60 on.
Pm lev bin burnins, and hangins,
n" Isich, the same es before. We |
n; sat 90 to inflame the Southern |
,eelin to 'em to stand up agin |
be oppressors, and the Dimocrisy |
nth Good hev thrown themselves |
LIS breech ez the defenders Nv con-
hal liberty, and agin military |
B,shn and"
But Hayes hez stopped all this" sed
poor deekin.
Certinly he hez and he hez rooined the
ocrisy. Deekin, wat is a Dimocrat |
lout grievance 700 speak NV his |
Min Dimocrat ez deputy marshal ez
osilitory measure. Deekin 700 are an
of the first water. Ez long ez a
KEEL wuz huntin our friends in the hills
doin illicit distillin, they felt they
Wprest by radikel administration,
they wuz willin to do any variety Nv
Dcrisy, from shootin niger or a fed
officer, down to votin twice at eieek-
!. 700 Good alluz count on EN-. But |
Bill Simpson, Confedrit sojer and |
inocrat Nv undoubtid pedigree, is APP
ed marshel, and wat happens? He
raid the stills jist the same ez his Re-
likin predecessor did, and we, the |
locrisy. will hey to bear the ojum
it. Wat kin we say to stiller,
comes to our conversion, bilin
with indignashen at hevin his |
h seezed, when he hez to sit ez a dele
beside the Dinocrat witch seezed it? 1t
rooel. That grievance, which was a
thy wun, is gone.
Deekin, the yooserper is goriller, and |
mt none NV him. Instid of approvin |
'yoo want to cuss him. He hez disen
eled US, and we are bereft. Kin we
.ch eff we hewitt got no itch?-
tchin is necessity to US, and shell we
aud the man witch removes the coz for
chin? He hez taken the bred out Nv
mouth. Deekin, 60 to-"
But, parson, wat interest hez lssaker
!, witch don't want no offs, nor coodent
me eff we did, in these
Deekin," wuz my quick reply, seein
he wuz driven at, sit may be of no
est to y0u, bat it is to ME. The Dim
tic party wuZ MAIDS for SIGH ez me-
lere is goin to be trouble in the Cor
The apathy that pervades the public
is suthin fearfal. Instid Nv talkin NV
'eshun and other deliteful poltik lie
les, 700 heer the stoopid asses dis
in the ways and means to git in big
crop next spring, and | have caught
, NV EN-, actilly feediu their cattle this
er. 1t is distressin.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty, Reformer.
5. The corners is yoonanimous for
r, which l approve NV. | hev scrip
> authority for urgin silver. 1t wuz
metal that Joodis Iskarlot wuz paid
For the purpus Nv takin the sence Nv
citizens on this question l approa, h
ON mildly on the subject.
Bascom,' sed |, are 700 willin to take
II for drinks?''
Parson," sed he ez sad look clouded
ace for an instant, ez he glanced at my
unit. "Parson, I'll take anything from
for drinks, except promises-anytbng."
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