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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-07-15
WINDSOR HOTEL COMPANY.

lively auu acrimonious litigation promises 10 grow
out Of the recent election OF trustees OF the Windsor
Hotel Company, in which proceedings have been in
stuted By the widow Of the ato John T. Daily and her
surviving children have tho aside. An In
junction prohibiting the newly elected trustees from
acting such trustees and tho appointment of a
ceivcr OF the company also demanded in thescom.
plant Elaborate answers on behalf Of tho Windsor
Hotel Company, duly verified by John Silsoy, tho
newly elected president OF The company, audby WILL
ia H. Daily the newly eloclcd secretary and
Of the company, have been prepared BY Mr.. Luke
A. Lockwood, their counsel, preparatory 10
SsSu Supreme court Chambers a5s os apon
the order 10 show cause why tho temporary injunction
already granted should not be madc permanent While
Mr.. Slsby admits good many Of the allegations in tho
complaint he cmphatcaly AYERS TINT the election OF
the trustees aud oinccrs was in accordance with the
bylaW o tho company and the statutes OF this State.
fairly and LOCALLY conducted, and good aud
valid He denies that 159 shares OF the capital stock
curly tor money loaned py nfn TO John /. Daily, our
says thai he tho absolute owner Of such shares and
that TINS fact appears the books OF the company.
The above are Mr. Slsby's more important aver
men,s and denals. In the answer OF iam H. Daily 1t
alleged that 800 shares OF The stock OF the
pany transferred to trustee with the uudcr
standing that tho same should be hold by hin,
curly Tor mortgage bonds 10 the amount Of $780, 900
made by the company upon It's hoto property to HIM
and Philip Bissingur trustees for bondholders,
which bonds were used in retiring the bonds accom-
panyiug certain prior mortgage upon tho properly
John DAILY, which last bond was thercupon satisfied
aud Its accompanying BONDS cancelled. He says
further that be never urged upon Mrs.
DAILY the necessity OF IN immediate election Of
trustees avoid the destruction OF her husbands
estate; that she consulted to tho election aud
gave the proxy OF her shares Thomas NJ. Daily to
voted upon, and that he never promised Thomas II.
DAILY that he should hold oce Of trust IN the company
have any supervision over its financial Affairs. he
says iurthcr that The election with The fed
appreciation and participation Of oil the Stockholders
Of tho company. except Mr. Choesbr0ugh, who
absent In Europe Upon the answers thus prepared
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FIRE ON SHIPBOARD.

Early yesterday morning Arc broke out In the gal
ley OF the bark Wallace lying at pier 8, East RIVER
The OF tho fro Is unknown, but 10 supposed 10
have originated with tho galley stove. Tho damage
was estimated ut $1,000
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A POLICEMAN INJURED.

Oiiicor Peter Kenny, OF the Fifteenth precinct, was
Standing tho gangplank OF the steamer ldIcwild at
pier IS yesterday morning, wien unexpected move
meul vi tho ght his It's side and
the dock The officer was severely injured and taken
IL the hospital
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DECISIONS.
SUPREME COuRT--CHAMBERs.

SUFEEME CUUHT --CfAMOEH~s
BY Judge Donohue.
Schcly Vs. Zush.--rO be corrected as marked on
papers OF both parties enclosed.
In tho matter VI Henry Ferguson. &c-Granted
SEQ order enclosed
Smith Russell mos. !, 2, g. 4 and 5l--Ordera
granted.
In tho mattor of the Monteaore Benevolent Soci.
ety.-Granted
Viadero VS. Redugierz -Reietence ordered.
Lachenmeyer w. Recommendations
ln the matter OF Gubes; Boese vs.. Locke.-Granted
SUPREME COURT--spECIAL TERM.
BY Judge Donohuo
Howard vs.. Crandell; Reynolds va Crande Bone
dict Newcombe Hewlett vs.. Wood and others;
Wallace vs.. American Linen Thread Company.-Find-
Tugs settled and signed.
Smith VS.. schultng.- allowance OF $3.50 granted
to defendant.
Lawton Granular Moving Company N Ocean Steamer
Coaling Company. decree signed.
BY Judge Barrett.
Boardman vs.. The Lake Shore and Michigan South
ern Railway Company anu ten other cascs.- Opinion. {
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Wagner, Henry A. LANCE and Frederick A. ZImrangsss
bond $500; Gabriel s. Adams ana John Smith, Jrs
bond for 81. 200. Mary f. Moore, Melissa A. healX
Jalnes y. Martin and LOUIS Oelhaier, bond Tor x000
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CIGAR MANUFACTURERS BONDS.

In tho United States District Court yesterday suits
we're begun against the following principals and
ties on forfeited ccnr manufacturers' bonds William
Moonshinc aud simon Lew, bond for 500; Charles
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REAL ESTATE.

But three parcels were sold on the Zeal Estate Ex-
change yesterday. The sale OF house and extra large
lot on Filth avenue for $4,000 caused some surprise
when the announcement made that the house
ol,ro coct, Q IN OOn In cnn struct
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pie Se6fer Oct Staueis - t6r'
Yoraiige.
SumOriitifae Setraettuus.

Cine Mense 8orurtbeils, BON oenen Der
lllnbeianoene ftiht be9reiFen fann, tuie ne
entitanoen limb, uuo Die llb bod adber uno
felter hafteno ertpsiIen, ols Gummi uno
Sars, iino eeeen bas reiblidle @eifledt
i'm l1mlanf. Gie pererben iif bonn Batter
auf ben 6obn unh bonn Gobne auf ben
Gnfel, pbne oaB es Semanoen einEIele, Die
Gti1ballieteit oerielben einnlaI ndber Su
anteriuAen.
I'm bieie ltnsere&tietsit aus,ualeidsn,
iei bier beipieien, oaB 9eraoe in ben gigens
5maften ber Srauen, iDelte man liebt als
Satpdden binSuiteIIen ibrs Sauptporsiise
Jaeen.
.iyrausn i6nnen ben Wsanb ni6t haIs
gleld1er Wann idate unh eIaubte bies
nidbt, iic) babel in bic Sruit tperfsno, ipie
Der pbariider i'm Sempel ? uno bod Tx
nid1ts unlpabrer uno uneeredtfertieter oils
bieie Nebouptnns. 8, Grauen tDnnen
redt gut i1lueigeH. Cine sgrau, fpelde
idmolIt - uno Ole, trelbe etipas auf iid)
hdIt, finoet oft genns @eleeenbeit haSu -
biiie lid, lieber bic 3unge ob, a!s oaB ne
ibr 6hmeioerl brdde. ylut ioute man
meinen, benz Wanne, Der 10 pielen @runo
Sat, iido iiber bic @eidmdbieisit Der 6rausn
su betIaosn, miiiie oas ebsn redt jein -
aber beluabre! 20 @ott tpen1 lie nur
erff mieoer iprad0e!" bsnft er unb tpiidot
iidb ben 9nohihweib bon Der Gtirne. uno
,@ott lei SOB uno Danf, lie ipridt tuie'
lerl" jeuf5t er aus erleihtertem Serben,
tpenn bas unbeiIboIle Gdpeigen einmaE
aebroden lit. OaiIelbe Bat einen 10 uers
,li9tenbfn ginbrud ouf ibn gemad3., oaB
sr isur In dubsriten Nothfag Id ih.s
NOD sinmaI ansisbt uno Iisbsr balm sTisas
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,gger iinO siea1 anisrbra4 III ssyo9n.

/ gHer finn G5ie2a af,fferhrnx nj, q 49,. B
sono y" !,
Sd, Bin chr oeffr;oes 0it,bl;f,.,,e .,.t. I
tporfete Der Sreulbe. nnh 4, sn,s;ssr Sssss;s
Bin IA, ei,r sooifi;Id5er g9sn5da9 ~ S.r N.Y.
nuh uiif }iemor,fers ffeiIen ,,ni ,,,,S ~
her nIIe sYoyfsn o,,ffa,.fen IisS S;ss =. ~
rsn, Worfro 40 sissS;hre5, fn,,n4< III, sx:3s<
Qinie enbIi Bin Id 6er s[iirii h;,iss aasSs5
rnh oIs fnIey fntrIyg,e IA, Gs;s -, o}S~
,eih,fno ~ bitten ;rnn ex6n,n q M hnuf,s, f,ss
SnhnSnno I,,n ben h,ird,Inu6,fiosn Hoi4
NIT elmer 6on0belpealfna ann e5ihsn ;,,' 81,
Gt,pos befren16et Ieisiete ner seiiril xalos
Ser M6oDloOe febte iSf1 i'm aeosnijIsS
unh foote fiihI ohsr NIT nnfhSyi;Sf;ds
8etorltfto. -Go In MIR tunfI nis ssrcos
oeifottet. ,nesboIb ifS1 flnIfifieirt morhs,ss
Bin. nni, unif sreIf,enr Mel,fe mai, hem Nm
bIiflrn1 nen Wnrfron her dr1Efeu glid,s,sro
Ssines or5sten 0id5tsrs eutsoosn hi ~
Ser Tiirif Id1n,iea einer1 Mnosnbs;f unh
feline M1naer, enfI6rhtsn iii, sfnoa ~.
riiffte nmf isinsm qlahe ,,,e6rn,aIs Mn ,,,,a
ber ,,n6 en0Iief, nnffaortefs er 81, ss6sf
6ob "a mnter 1fmifd,shen nsif suR 3i;ns,isrx,
nerbammt unaemi;thlid5 IL inred,sn n
m6gli6 sa iein. moblan. Dhne 9hrais.
| mem Derr. tfn befHunDgTf E5ff ifffb tn be-
nei6e sic LIMB ner gleib eiues Ssiiriisn If
oefGbrIidh. Shre G3obe ala Tedanlofor
IT eift,io: id, habe gft5or ,nienerholt @eies
aenheit aebabt' hiefeiRe &c oenieIeis. ober
es mar mir nit5t u6alidj au oIanbeil. baB
lie 10 o6ttIid1 ri. oIg he {d5einf gie s,n,Infs
| triebfe6er eines RiiuiiIers. bof5te IA mir
off. HI Sd,iieBIid5 bod SCI Gbroeja. Sdb
uolIte es perSild1en. BAG al erproben. fpoIlle
| ieberl. ueId5en Gia6ruf ol,f Sic. Ben 81.
| ieierten. Elm Ieereg 0alls OIlne WsifoIf nflt
Grdn,e matleu miirOe. unb pf Gie pons
G,eijfs Der GnnTf bur60runoeil oenl,o iud< =
rem. mu, oud1 rtod1 einenl eirls3oer,. leefer
Mn66htiaen hos eruprbenp Mnref5f ore
cShre Seclamotiorl nif5t nprsuenfbolftn.
Sic hoben mid, fur main Grberin,eIlt bts
ftraft baburd,. bal, 6ie,u1iff1 befebrf l,obtn.
5ie haben mid ferner burx Shre Ql1n{f-.
Der i'd mid. BON feiuerIef Rad5bor{d1aFt
beeintrddbtiot. poIIeuos hiuoebei, fonnft.
bis tns esnnerite erariifen ,iao has ipitb
mir Der Id56nIte. merfmhrhiaIfe @oetbtfou
IbIeibett. tueiF i'd nlsr. nni, e5ie mir rid,f
aiirnen, Sonn hieit e bern Mbop}ooet
ieine recbfe 6onO BIN uri0 lliofe 1llit bitten
Der gtimme: ,9eteiben Gie mir r
SobnIono Ieote isine Hed,tr II III Id
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3ei ,,oie" Site.


ueqt; bic eelamnte gommotion 6eines
SfDrpers beifebt in oem poIlipen Yohsn
oes Sersens, in Der nnpiIltiirli1en grtueis
terung fino 3uiammen5iebun9 Der 3ungen
un0 sftua nod, in beni fd6elnben Spisle
Der Mimpern. Sn helen Sropten flleBt
BON Dir Der S6meib herab. Ou taulen-
5eit nit elibenoem @eiidht. Sebt I'm Sa9es
lohn orbeiten rnii1en
Su berldBt fribseitis bas Bett. Gein
eroBes RunItitiid; lit bod oein garl5er
Tag, nit eerinsfiiet9en unterbrehnn9er,
sin iortipdbren6es Sdlummern.. Srl Der
Arbeitsseit nidit bu ihloftrunfen. in nGdts
0tIofen6er MeiIe tpdlaelt bu bid rubel0s
ouf 6em beiBen Yfible. Wtit trDpfnoiier
Gtirn Iinfit bu In ben 2ebnItubl uno es 1T
Dir 10 reih um's 5er3." Sie grfrilhung
Durn bic 3immersS Soude hdlt and nidt
Iunae Dor. S1on m6bren0 bes Mbtr0ds
mems i1lIt BON Der NoienIpiBe Der marine
@hneistropfen auf benz falten gBailers
tropfen, Der nod auf benz Irrne aittert.
Cities Yrablen bes SortI6ritts gr er'
iinoet MdI6inen, nit 0enen man SduIer
tortbetueet, er i9reibt nit oem 8libe, melt
nit Der Sonne, entjiinoet bic Suit, Deroid)s
let oas WaIier ;u gis unter Dem aeqnator
nnb siiftet Sroneen i'm bBhiten Jl0roen,
er p0lfiihrt olle mDeIt6en SerereieIi -
aber es lit ihm nod nid1t 9elungen, aus
aebreSter QuTt Sommertlei6er ilt er5eugen,
Die auf ben Erud elmer einfafen SSe0er tid1
in Soften leeen unb ein Snttenl tleiner
Ssdd1er in 8epequne ieben. uno 10 lnnee
oIaube id, au6 ni6bt ON ion, bis er niht
Bic Gonnenwarme au RrpItaQen peroihtet.
Gs III eine QroBe @enuGthuilna tiir ben
IL Ate N4yF xafs
iationssgbene NIT unabmeislither, nieoers
Oriidenber 9lorbeit nnaIplirt, tuie bieI 30.
bait un0 9lideI oas eDl9e Seuer conlnnilrt
- bas erfriidt bid ieooh ni6t i'm Cons
mer unb ttladbt bir nidbt narm ben gDinter.
Menn i1 in bas 8&tenipItem Elm Wprt
breinaureoen bdtte, tpiroe ih mid odftir
ins 3eua Iegen, oab mir ben WlDno Sur
Gonne maiden unb ndhtlih pdren. Gs
III pabrfdeinIi6. noB i'd ourhfalIe, oenn
nidt unlionit III msin 4ntroe Hug nno
prattiif.
SIN dlteren ReiIemerten tuir6 serutben,
DaB mir i'm CONNER nod benl SIoeil, I'M
Minter nah benz Rorben reiien iolen ;
Siirten uno sStaIiener ifiiben itdb bortreff.
lid aeoen bic Sibe, 9hmeoen uno HuIlen
aeeen bic Gdlte; tpdbreno es bod Oecem'
bermonate aiebt, mo- mir llns i'm mDrtbens
geIhiidten Yalermo adbnetIapperno in ben
!. Nlaib hiinen. uno Sunitaoe I'M ymplfbeu-
lsnoen" Smolens!, oaB uns oas @ehirn
in Der in ieinen 9ldtben tra1enoen Geblrn'
fdale iisbet.
Die ae6Ffnete Shiir iGnat ben am bic
Neranbo Der italienil9en Wila ipielenoen
gDeit auf unb, Ourh bic Mimpeln Der ae-
bIimten 0orbdnee nerIidrtt, idnfelt e
N..~& h,A oaraa C<o.ta CN;a auR Morn mol.
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@esen bic Migrdne Der Trausn
bat Elm Wibbolo folaenoes SeilmitteI EN-.
pfobIen: Jimm einias goloene 3etten,
idbl1ge He In sinen ed)ten GbomI einL eieb
oas @anse tn cine Dpernloee. fiise etnen
9ausfreuno oasu uno Dieoerbole oas
Sipeintal Die MoGs.
Musgfei d. Wuienmbisnsr. .Wlein
Serr, l,as Rauhen lit Bier uerboteng sic
perfallen in cine Straie BON 10 Mart."
Gngldnber pier babtn gle 20 Mtart.
Mluisumbisner: .Ssrausgeben tana id)
nitt r
Gneldnoer [su lsinsm Gienerl sJDhn,
Bier bae Du slns G.sasss - raa@s Du
auH.
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Sic ,,@eitli6e 8ldtter, !"

bas eennassBIut bes Cincinnati goIisBIats, fnb bst
nnterbalsMsss sepiomst unb sei6nsn @ ba,pts
idiS bur& Bic Ersfli9sit Der BARN usrSiientIi4tsn
Gr,dblunasn aus.
Rrsis 81 pee Sabr posiofrss. Ro@ Gurppa "a per Gbs
postpirei.
GintsIns Nummsrn: TinI Gents, wofir Sus SIatt ben
fdstii9m Gbunnenten hurd bic Erdosr ms 9aas ss'
isiett miyh.
GsIbisnSunsen ibnnsn per sTRcnep prSsr" ober regis
'isirtsn Sfisf auf unisr RilIto eemu1t psrSm.
Die Cincinnati Volksblatt COmpagnie,
B OK 1414.
Cincinnati. Q.
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GroBe 2ettern psrtiinben es an alien
StraBeneden Der @tabt:
.Seute, ON %. Wtdr5. 4benbs llbr I'm
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aus BEN aessn zines saualsrs Don Sans saaffsr.
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Tamft.
Drumatii6es Gebidt bon SOtbs, bcrsetraeeR
The Benton record. [volume] (Benton, M.T. [Mont.]) 1875-1879, 1877-01-12
YOU have hit the description within a

of you have hit the description within a
nile and a sand.s bar
Lets see it, asked two Or three at
once.
"It,s a FIVE, and | found it on the walk, =
he whispered, holding out his hand.
The five was nickel. Some Of the
crowd leaned back and held their hands
on their outraged hearts, while others rose
up, carefully brushed their eoat-tails, and
said it was time to 60 home. Only one OF
the victims seemed to o.appreciate the stu
alton He ehuekled and gurgled and gasp
ed, and asked the stranger what he would
take.
sWhisky straight" was the prompt re
ply.
so would /, if ever drank said the
citizen, and he lounged down town to get
up a bet on the weather.
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No More R00Iing- -N0M.

A woman named Hastings, living near
the Houseof Correction, came down town
Yesterday in search of her husband, and
finding him hanging round tile Post Office
waiting for the --latest returns" " she collar
ed him and called out:
II want you up home. "
"Not yet, my dear, | want to hear the
result" he replied.
tSYou come along homer' she repeated.
Il want to see this thing decided as much
as you do, but we are out Of wood, flour
meat and potatoes, and we've got to eat
whether this country ever has a President
or not,
'tI'Il come up this evening after hear
the result" he protested.
ssIhe result can be learned right here,
Peter Hastingsl' she chuckled, catching
him by the collar. "Now you trot, or III
double you up right before this crowd T
"Lemme hear from Louisiana-on1y
Louisianat' T. he pleaded.
'You,ll hear from me + she hoWled, Civ
ing him shake, and seeing that she was
backed by the crowd he meekly followed
her away.
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The Work of War.

The whole of the blood stained litera
ture of war contains nothing more touch
ing than the following furnished by an
English officer in the Turkish army.
< < mot far away lay the body q
another officer,h right hand pressed on
his breast, where he splinter Of shell had
hit him, and grasping a piece of yaper. A
strong man, he appeared to have struggled
long with death, his face, which had the
unmistakable Russian type, was distorted
from pain. It was with difficulty that the
paper was removed from his hand. 1t was
a letter without any date, in eyrllllc writ
ing, and evidently from a ehild's hand
---vz--4rr7Itt1rru, VINO was once in the
Fuss1an service (he is a Circassian from
Dfiaagg54dstans subjected BY R..aza,..a tle,.
translated the letter into Turkish, and then
one. Of our Gossack Poles, who had been
brought.up in France, gave me the contents
in French, as follows:
Dearest Father-Be good enough, dear
est father to come back from the var
Since you have been away mother weeps
continually, and she dreams every night
that thou liost dead under tree, Come
to US, dear father, for mother has become
50 pale, and is always crying. am very
good, SO that she may not cry still more
and when thou eomest back will remain
good, and never be naughty again. Bn
thou must come soon, father, and must his
mother, that she may become red agalt
and also kiss Thy little Ninka."
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Poetry.
ELAN.

AHiiction one day as she hark'd to the roar
OF stormy and struggling billow,
Prev a beautiful form on the sand of the shore
With the branch of weeping willow
Jupiter, struck with the nobls plan,
As he roam'd en- the verge of the ocean,
Breath'd on the figure, and calling it man,
Endued it with life and with motion
4 creature SO glorious in mind and in frame,
Stampt with each parents impression,
Between them point of contention became,
Each claiming the right Of possession.
lie is mine, says affection, gave him lis birth,
alone am his cause Of creation;
The materials furnished by me, answered earth
I gave him, said Jove, animation.
The gods all assembled in solemn diyan;
After hearing each claimants petition,
Pronounced defnitivc verdict on man.
And thus settled his fates disposition:
Let affiiction possess her own child till the
OfIife seem TO harass and goard it;
After death give his body to earth whence it rose,
Ana his spirit to Jove who bestowed it,
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Human Nature.

1t is the same here as il Cairo OF New
Jersey. The other day when Tarheel,
with sunken eyes and high cheek bones,
sat down On the steps Of q grocery beside
several others, he sighed heavily and ask
ed
Gentlemen, if any Of you found five
on the sidewalk, would you hunt for the
owner 2?
Il would, came from each individual
with promptness and dispatch,
Haven't any Of 4ou lost five, have
yoa 7" anxiously continued the man.
4 have" answered one, and the eehe
vent all along the line.
Describe her, gentlemen i he remark
led.
One said his had ! figure t55''on i. An
other said his had a picture Of De sot
discovering the Mississippi River. A thir'
said tie words ~. 81 were plain to )
seen on the bill that fell out Of his yes
pocket.
ageatlenssn, this Eve don't tally,
mournfully remarked the Tarbeel. Non
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MISCELLANEOUS.

On the walk hat did lie,
And a gallus chap sailed by,
And he cut lively swell
lie was clerk to hotel;
And he gave that hat kick,
And he came across a brick
Now upon a crutch he goes
Minus half pound of toes.
How to put horse on his metal-shoe
him.
The noisiest piece Of croekery is the cup
that cheers.
When were there only three vowels in
the alphabet? Before you and were
thought of.
Lots wife wouldn't have looked back,
but woman with new dress passed her
and she wanted to see if the back breadth
was rufled.
An old lady from the country, with six
unmarried daughters, wentto Augusta Ga,
the other day, hunting for the Patrons of
Husbandry. She meant business.
just keeping it lighted for another boy" "
is the latest juvenile invention, when
mother comes suddenly around the corner,
and sees her youthful prodigy with cigar
in Lismouth.
An old lady with large family, living
near river, was asked if she aidssnot live
in constant fear that some Of her children
would be drowned. "0h, no." she replied.
"We have only lost three or four in that
way"
It is stated that the heart Of man
weighs nine ounces, that Of "a woman about
eight; As the age increases, mans heart
grows heavier and the woman's grows
lighter. Some girls lose theirs at sixteen.
's'Tis strange muttered a young man,
as he staggered home from asupper party,
chow evil communications corrupt good
manners. I've been surrounded by tum
blers all the evening, and now I'm tum-
bier myself"
A young lady lately explained to an ed
itor the difference between printing and
publishing. At the conclusion of her re
marks, by way of illustration, she said :
ou may print kiss on my cheek, but
you must not publish it."
"What should man do" asked gen
tleman of lady, "When he has an oppor-
tunity to correspond with charming wo.
man, but, being bachelor, is little afraid
Of such business ~ Il should say to him,
do write, answered the lady.
A Pennsylvania seven -year-old was re
proved lately for playing out-ofdoor with
boys; she was too big for that now. But
with all imaginable innocence she replied
why, grandma, the bigger We grow tbs
better we like EN-" Grandma took time
to think.
The Benton record. [volume] (Benton, M.T. [Mont.]) 1875-1879, 1877-01-12

A ministerial wit in the west, who has
not received his D. ,, kept a body ofteaeh-
ers convulsed with laughter during a con
vention with his humorous sayings. One
day, he happened 70 mention the fact
|that he belonged 70 a sacred profession
lone fellow from the country gasping with
surprise at this confession was heard 70 ex
claim, Z Il minister va Al do dee1af!-
If was out shootin' ministers, he's thf
last man I'd snap at
The Benton record. [volume] (Benton, M.T. [Mont.]) 1875-1879, 1877-01-12

Ladies dresses are made more and more
close fitting and every eontriEanee IS now
made to make them cling tightly to the fig
ure. They have a graceful appearance
when walking, but sitting comfortably IN
them is an imposslblllty.
The Benton record. [volume] (Benton, M.T. [Mont.]) 1875-1879, 1877-01-12

Dying IS expensive in New York. Ac-
cording to the T1buuea a frst-elass funeral
costs $2,19l. It gives the figures for rose
wood eofdns, coaches, lot in Greenwood,
monument, and other tender memorials
When poor people there find their sands
running low, no resource is left but to re-
move to some cheaper spot