The Toledo chronicle. [volume] (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1873-1924, 1877-04-19
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

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..n.i. W. S mari a. nen VI DanDy, w., re-
'c'en',y swappeu wives.
III is proposed to establish penny
banks In connection with the New York
puol,c scioois'
An irish waiter, speaking OF lady's
black eyes, says: They are mourning
for tie murders they have committed"
--An Irish painter announced in an Irish
journal that, among other portraits, he had
a representation of Death as large IS life.
AN exchange remarks: "The only
jokes women like to read are those which
reflect ridicule on men," Yes. On talk
ing up a paper, . woman Invariably turns
to the marriage column.
1t is sad fact that only now and then
will the observer meet a nerson on the
street who can walk. The rest only stride
like ostriches, topple like cripples, or wad-
die like ducks.--CAicago Erening Journal.
Vicar: John. YOU are not getting on
yery fast with your lob. You know YOU
cannot do too much for GOOD master.
John: knows that iolly well. and-I
arn't a-going to try! Not me.-FunnJ
Folks.
The "hard ii mes'' have continued so
lOIlk btldt tucy nave udIueuGQ luO 8Q3-
mant, and nothing less than the vigorous
and persistent blows of the sledge-h
mer of industry will ever break them.
Go to work.
-" Where was John Rogers burned to
death ?" asked teacher in school.
Joshua knows replied little girl at
the foot of the class. Well," said the
teacher, ssif Joshua knows, he may tell. ~
In tls fire, J" said Joshua, looking very
grave and wise.
=" Nothing was SO much dreaded in
our school bow days. !, saws a distinguished
author. Gas to be punished by sitting be.
tween two girls" All! the force Of edu.
cation In after wears we learn to submit
to such things without shedding tear
Yonkxrs Gosette. alH d z ,.,l7, Z
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think thew can boat tho doctors a. cnl;E% siST
the a;cE two .fbiris ~ tbeno arc s,,rs S ,IaSS
con cor heat heat the ,a;n;sters rraaci,;nc s ,ho G.: ey
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ROluen ue,us wnSre Iowe,s Dreamed per
TUNE, anu sne tnougns sne was cnaslng
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ann s,,,so;ns,nant | - ;mss as kon Is h nn5
nsror ssnJ;ed o,,,sl.;ro t,,,s E~,,;.n oa.s nos'
nosition ali the dsvs of h;s lifa p Mas.;s' .
so,en Herold -. 4'-.''s'-' :
Mrs. Partincson saws that. just before
ihe late var eircumstances were seen
ncramhnlated the Garth. the desk Of Inc
sun was,covered with black spots Of ink,
and comics swcnt the horizon with their
o,,cratic tales Everybody said that Il
rsofiiraked war and sure enough. war
did come Il IS
The fo,,owins from the on CIV.
Derr;eE has mmch Of humor ON the sur.
face. with a strong nndercurrent of
truth NOT ,,nminried with ~ nathos:
(" Wc,ve seen a man with. 4 len cent
cicar in his mouth talk OF hard times.
b,st 4 woman never complains until she
has turned fIe oId tiress fwico and can't
fnd anv other side 10 Il. =
3 Two Yol;cor,on !, son Fronc.;sco ~; sov
.wo mc,, en- XII p,s,4iHnc . and n,,Ilinc NIL each othsr