Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1877-07-19
Cur Small Change.

to himself and he should keep it.
The Indians say, 'sBluebellies not
many this year"
Frank Pomainville has re-painted
his building opposite the Post office.
-Frowns blight young children as
frosty nights blight young plants.
Well, the Turkish diet has sent
the Rush back to Mount Arrowroot
"A cheerful face is nearly as good
for an invalid as healthy weather.
Hon Abner NJ. Towhead is artic
ulating the skeleton of Tonsorial
University,
We may as well expect to grow
stronger by constant eating as wiser by
constant reading.
The river is down to a good run
ming stage for raft of matches or
toothpicks.
No charity should be extended to
those who are not as willing to do JUS
tice as they are to receive it.
-"Our Choir is off at various
watering places, as will be observed by
a perusal of personals.
An utter contempt of public
opinion, and sensitive regard for it,
are equally the ear-mark of fool.
We're at home-we arn't girl
Notwithstanding the thermometer
if it rises above 120 degrees.
The voice of the cold man" may
now be heard about noon :-.'Now let
us have pease."
Mr.. Swapdollar and Mr.. Barter
wagon are registered at Chicago hotels
Mr.. Wheelborrow is probably at home.
The cranberry worm is doing its
berry best in some sections, but it is
thought its ravages may be stayed.
The Chicago Tribune wants it un-
derstood that 10 Medill is at the helm.
We guess the old mariner is expecting
another Gail.
As ye sew, so shall ye rip. If
ye sew to the pull-back, We shall to the
jerk-back rip--maybe tomorrow, if
so the fashions shall change.
THE season has arrived when the
Doctor looks at the crab-apple tree
with twinkle in his eye, and laugh
ingiy goeth into his Office and puts the
paragoric bottle into his saddle-bags,
Where, O! Where is our Marshal?
A duet of 'ogs roofing up the green
sward would like to know, cause a lit
tie handful threatened big work, only
last week.
They kill dogs in Philadelphia
with the gas from ignited charcoal. In
New York they drown 'em. One
thousand went to make toilet soap in
one day in New York last week.
The Madison Journal says OF
Senator Howes letter published in the
! Herald last week "He skins with a
sharp instrument. and takes the hide
off most genteely."
is Henry Hayden of Wood Coun-
ty. the greenback candidate for Attor-
ney-General, or is it H. IL. Hayden
Of Eau Claire? Is it our Henry OF
another ?-Northuesteyn, OSHKOSH.
It's not another its ''Our Henry. y
Don't you believe it its all bosh,
that yarn that the Irish Catholics don't
like the Orangemen because of that
little affair at the Boyne; It's because
they wouldn't sell 'em two for five
cents.
We would call the attention of
the County Board to the fact that the
new bridge needs cleaning very much,
as also the rods need tightening; the
rods have so expanded in certain parts
as to warrant some attention.
The St. Louis Bank are suffering
from runs upon their vaults by depo-
sitors The North St. Louis, and
Bank of st. Louis closed their door.
last Monday. The city is panic strick-
| en-.
You can see the fond husband
and father out among the cucumber
vines these early mornings poking
apart the vines, while the other hand
is pressed just below the "weskut'
where he'll hear from 'em about noon.
"A tramp named Kowe raped at
the door of dwelling in Pennsylva-
MIA the other day, and the old lady
said ''conae an. and then he sass
ed'' her till the spanking old woman
sent him to grass with the broomstick.
The crops all over the state be-
token the largest harvest we have had
for years; while in Minnesota, Iowa,