The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-07-03


the fair creatures stirred.
mo, no ven shall not see
The color Of my gaites;
No, no you shall not see
The color Of my stockings;
For il you were to ace
The color Of my CATERS,
ion would he able to guess
The color Of my stockings"
June is uDon us-beantiful, leafy June
when the roses nod by the wayside, when
the honeysuckle chambers mp the airy trel-
liz, when the air il sweet with the breath Of
the woo.ibine. and the ever popular man.
drake pill lifts its russell head and sings
the old familiar strain:
zone, two, three,
Down goes me-"
One winter morning woman, was seen
on walk, in front Of a millinery store,
heaving the snow right and left, and she
had only got fairly settled to work, when a
boy loun4ed up and remarked:
"I1elean of the walk for 10 cents"
II guess am able to do il, she replied.
But see how il looks" he continued
"1ere you are, perfect lady in looks and
action. highly e.iacs ed, and yet You
grovel in dust To save the pisifnl sum OF
ten Cents
You grovel along aud mind your own
busiiesa"' she CURLY replied, still digging
away.
"lt's worth ten cents" he said, a. he
leaned against the window; but I'm a fell
Ter with some sentiment in my bosom.
Nov, we'll say i've cents or just enough to
cover wear and tear o my homes. Give me
the shovel, and 60 in, get on your seal-skin
sacque and best ie~elry, and, while work
you stand out here and boss around, and
talk a. il you owned the biggest half Of
North Americs, while / had nothing, and
was in debt for that"
She looked at him sharply, saw that he
Was in earnest. and, when she passed over
the snow-shoyel, she put two nickles in his
hand.
He looked at her - she vent in, and
then sadly unused: al
"Oh, Flattery! thy surest victim id wo-
man homely enough for scarecrcvT
-Dialogue on . ST. Lawrence steamboat,
between youLg American married couple
tender, yet practical, who are eating ap-
pies:
He, taking bite Of his apple. Rosy, my
Rosy, will you love me always?
She, taking bite Of hers. Why shouldn't
I always love you, my darling james ?
You have given me such lovely diamonds.
He. My income allows it, precious salt
pork has gone up.
She. May it always BE- a. constant a.
your affection.
He, tenderly. You can count upon it
every day at 40 when We are installed in
our New York mansion.
She. No. in our hotel. A hotel Is more
comfortable, and one isn't bothered with
servants.
He. But when We begin to have chill
dren-
She. We will pat 'em into business.
He. In the cradle?
She, finishing her apple. No. later
along. Have you any more apples, my
love?
He. PUckessful, my beloved.
She, taking the spple which he hands
her. Won't you have hall Of il?
He, Producing another from his pocket.
No, I prefer . whole one.
She. James, You are my life!
He. Rose you are my eternity!
"A lady from Charlottetovn, Prince Ed
ward Island, now sojourning IN Brooklyn.
d accompanied BY three soaa, aged IA year,
They are triplets, and two are 40 much
alike - to deceive stranger in the matter
of their identity.
"A new air has taken possession Of
Paris, - . sequence to LAmant dAmanda
the Lover Of Amanda). IL has created an
EQUAL furore, simply through It's supreme
idiocy. The htle il ia Couleur de mes
Euetres"(th color Of my Gaisers), the fol-
Owing i the refrain: