The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1877-03-15
Nasbv's "Sam of woo y

Nasby's Sam Of Woo"
The result of the presidential contest
has had depressing effect at the "Cor-
ners," and q "meetn NV humillashun" was
held, at which the reverend aud ex.reform-
er chanted the following
SAM Nv AGONY.
In the dust Of hoomiliashen are We.
Ashes we throw upon our heads BY the
scuttle full.
Haircloth we wear next to our skins,
| figgeratfvely.
Haircloth we would wear next to our
skins, actooally, eff we could git any one to
trust us for supply.
There be three things which are too
wonderful for me, yea, four which IN
blest eff know
Wat the dimocrisy wantid NV a high
| lint commishn at all.
Why il didn't hev dimecratc high lint
Of it he'd to hev one.
| Why 1t didn't bust the concern afore it
wuz everlastinly too late when it found it
want dimecrat high jnt.
Why We wuz Gust with men in the
leadership which hedn't cunnin enuff to
win by strategy, or courage enuff to take
by force.
The Comes are but feeble folk.
| We are Comics eff Their ever wuz SIGH.
Cussid be Morton, cussid be Blaine,
| cussd be Sherman, cussd be Edmunda.
cussid be Davis, and espeshly cussd be
Bradley.
For he wuz the eighth man, and he coed
ent Use above partzauship fur enuff tc 10
with Field and Clifford.
We elGctid Davis, witch give them q ma
jority in re high jint, and it's a toss-up
wether he mt support Hayes, after all.
Wv wat avac wuz the buyin up NV the
st. Loois convenshun, wat good wuz the
bulldozin in LoOstaneF !?
Wv wat yoose wuz the rife-clubs NV
South Kerliny, and wat good did it do to
COLOMBO Injeany?
The ants are people not strong, yet
they prepare their meat In the summer.
| We prepared our meat last summer, but
it spilled in the curin.
Our smoke.house is bustid, and our hams
is not.
Four years of Hayes, four years of waitin
and longn.
There will be myers in the post offises,
and the faithful will stand outside and
gnssh their teeth.
For three things democrisy is disquieted,
and four which nearly killed it:
Tilden, Hewitt, Pelton and Field.
| Ell they'd he'd ez much sense ez they he'd
money, we'd never bin made Nebuckhed-
neZzers Nv, and bin turned out to grass in
| this way.
| That anshent Asyrian mite hev liked it.,
for Their wuz no Bascom's in Babylon for
him to refresh hiSself in, but we don't.
Watts the yoose Nv holdin the keerds eff
700 don't dare to bet emp
| There are three things wlch is never sat-
isfed, yea, four things say not sit is enuff''
the grave, dimocrat wich wants a offs,
my stummick which Is not aud never wuz
| flied with water, and the till behind Bas-
| CONS counter
Tilden and Reform is defeetid, the dim
ocrat witch wants offs will want it still,
my stumlck will take water, perforce,
Bascom's till will be empty, and the grave
| will be filled with starved dimocricy, while
the radikels shell wax fat.
The froots that our souls lustid after hey
departed from us. The things after witch
our mouths watered is gone from US, and
| we shel find EN- no more at all.
Tilden and reform is ded and berried,
and in the same grave Ia berried all our
hopes.
We stand over the carcass Nv reform,
and weep; me, and Morrissey, and Cronin
and Wood; and our teers drain our sys-
tens.
| The dimocratic camp is damp with teers
and we hev not the wherewithal TO replace
the moischer that goes from us.
| Tllden despares Nv purity in government
and will go back to railroad wreckin.
| Morrissey SEE the government may keep
on being corrupt, for all he keers, and he
Is going back to his faro banks.
Field sez there amt no hope Of purlfyin
the government, and he will go back to de-
fendin thieves.
And the vast multitood NV dimocrats
which hungered for postoffises, collector
ships, Turin mishns, consulships, and
places Nv all sizes, kinds and dimenshens,
remark, yoonanimously, that Their amt no
yoose in trying to hev pure government,
and that 1t may go to room for all they
keer, and this one goes back to his bar, that
one to his three-keerd monte, the other to
his burglary, and the rest to the borrerin.
| wood hev saved the country, but ez the
country didn't want to be saved it may be
| tothered
To Moo York l will so, and vile set up
my tabernacle there.
Ez long as Their is whisky Their will be
dimocricY, and ther shell flourish among
the saithful.
will rent me a bar room, and will wear
a plug hat. and be statesman, land hev po-
| litikle infoonce in the sixth ward.
will be captin Nv fifty, and git to be
| a alderman.
l will 60 to the legislacher, and will do
| for the state wat the nation refoosed.
The stun which the fedrel builders reject
id, will become the he'd NV the state cor
| ner.
Honey shell yit come cut Nv the carcass,
for l shell go where the carcass is.
|
Bascom remarkt that the prospeck Nv
my levin the Corners, mitigatid, some
what, his greet at the defect Nv Tilden.
"There 10 no evil" he sed, "that hezen't
| some good in it,"