The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-05-10

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Deck exclaimed the sections wife
boW eau buy ducks OF anything else!
We have not buried living soul these
six months
DE new preacher il moIarnt dan
Mistuh Boles was bot, Lor' bless you,
sah! be Amt 60. De dolefal sound like
Mistuh Boles had No. indeedy
-Grandma. why don't you keep q
servant any longer! Well, you see,
my child. am getting old now, aud
cant take care Of one as | used to,
you know.
An unsuccessful lover was asked
by what means he lost his divinity.
Alas cried be, battered her until she
got too proud to speak TO me.
When a great man dies, says
Qailp. the FIRST thing done 10 10 resolve
to build a monument TO his memory,
aud tho second is--not TO build il.
You can utilize yourcake Of maple
sugar, i you find there il too much
sand 10 II TO make molasSes OF. by put.
ting il In neat frame Of cardboard, or
some kind Of fancy work Ia bright col
ors, and hanging II up against the wall
10 light matches on, II never wears
cut.
AN old lady, ON hearing that a
young friend had lost bis place on ac-
count OF misdemeanor, exclaimed
Mas Demeauor Lost his place on
account Of Miss Demeanor Well, well
I'm aiearod it's TOO true that there's al.
lus woman at the bottom of a mans
difficulties
When young man from Harvard
Is asked II he will always love her thus
he replies. win evolution from the I'm.
conditioned working in protoplasm by
accrction and absorption produce the
organic eellg Then he inquiries Ian
guidly II there are any cold beans
about The house
"A religious body having resolved
10 build a church, the pastor went
about begging very zealously, accept,
Ing not only The widows but the
cbild's mite In school one Sabbath,
while insiruelipg them, he compared
himself TO a shepherd, and then 10
quired what the latter did with his
flock. One bright eyed little fellow
promptly replied, lie shears them
"A wellkuown member Of the Scot
tsh bar when youth, was somewhat
sharp 10 temper lie was once going
10 pay visit TO the country and Was
making great fuss 10 bis preparations.
Ills old aunt was much annoyed at all
this hustle, and asked. contemptuously
Whar's this you're gaun, Robby, that
ye max sic grand wark about yer
Claes The goung man lost his tenn.
per. aud pcllishly replied I'm going
10 the devil. Deed, Robby, then, was
the quiet answer, ye need IA be nice,
bell just TAX ye as ye are.
= The present Archbishop Of Dublin,
the gifted author Of the work so widely
known, on the Study Of Words, Is not
no. ia very robust health, and has been
foEYAny years apprehensise Of paraly-
~ At reeea, dinner 10 Dublin,
given by the Lord Lieutenant Of Ire.
land. bis Grace sat on tbs right Of his
hostess. the Duchess Of Abercorn. ln
The midst Of the dinner the company
was startled by seeing the Archbishop
rise from his seat, and still more star
tied to hear him cxclain ID a dismal
and sspalchrsl tone. 1t has come il
hiss come What has come. your
Grace eagerly cried half dozen
voices iron diileren, parts d the table
What have been expecting for twenty
vcars. xalemnly answered the Arch