The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-07-13
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
There arc rakes at Saratoga.
Alrerinns mako fine whito wine.

There arc rakes at Saratoga.
Aiserians make nne white wine.
Saratoga has lady who cuts corns.
Miais is flushing Carlyle's portrait
Green apples now hcartrending.
Tho Orangenen went homo 10 see their marm
alades.
Idaho editors call General Howard the s'psam books
soldier
General George b. Mcclellan will take his vacation
in Maine.
The Pope IN good health. He isn't ready to turn
up his toe yet
Suppose VIC send Potiphar's wife out to Idaho t
catch Chief Joseph.
This weather makes a man feel as il be were lobste,
with al tho feathers picked OF.
General woodford while In Mississippi. was treated
with distinction and spruce beer.
Bailey, OF the Danbury Neps. calls the escaping
man who is pursued by eggs a winged omeette."
The average American citizen wears within his con-
seriousness the knowledge. mo arrests have been
made"
Hsh! while W. A. Wheeler puts on bait [P. s.
". A. Wheeler Vice President Of the Electoral Com
misson.l
Hayes was trying to eat clam ia Rhode Island,
when tho waiter said 'sPcrhaps had better take or
the she'll"
Count Joseph Itchy and Count August Zichy, Of
AUSTRIA returned to the city yesterday and arc the
Brunswick.
Harvards intelligence complains because harvard
knows much more about cedar boats than country
journalists know.
There 800, 600 bab.ual drunkards in the United
States, and only nnc-tenths OF them are attached to
the Chicago Times.
We notice that Mr. Weze. OF Maryland, has married.
About year from now 1t will be known that s.pop''
COOS the little WezcI.
Colonel Valentine Baker, tho bashlul bazouk, haa
gone with the Turks 10 Bulgaria, which proper
field for his special talent
Young man, II you wake up suddenly III the night
and SEQ seven-foot standing over your bed,
that's not the jimjams. It's burglar
Rochester Democrat :''The private secretary of n.
p. Banks always asks tho General, previous to retir
ing at night, Which will be politics morrow p"
Tho Library thinks that house HES dying OF
BRAIN fever and that the diseases which they prevent
will increase But how We shall miss tho nies morn.
ings
Gcnerai Garfield seems to have come to the conclu-
sion that he may be United States Senator from Ohio
after all. But Is no making war whle fighting
Matthews?
The photograph OF Russian girl sent by HERALD
correspondent shows her with high head, pretty
iace chcckorcd dress and stand up collar She might
be mistaken for an American.
CLERK in our greatest dry goods store had mis- hair
cropped little too short the other day, anu SO he
discharged He might have been punished enough by
being sent below until his hair grew.
a F;oridian has tried to sovo tho smoke problem.
He lost himself in the Wacissa swamp and nearly
starved to death, although snakes aud alIigators Ia
plenty were lying around loose. Although his name
Is Gambol he did not like tnor sportive behavior and
so CROPPED his way out.
Burlington Hdwheye:-
There old duGer named stanf
Who said, 'rhs republican family
Has played out its part.
SO one III start -
lie tricd, but ne missed II most d-readiully.
Co to Go to- As Shakespeare said
petition Is being considered BY Boston city gov.
crnmcnt committee from Edward Everett Hale, Wen.
dell Philips, William Cla1n. William Gnston, AIpheus
Hardy, Charles q. Greene, Rufus Es Samuel Little
aud Others Tor the establishment by tho city Of sys
tenn OF technical education connection with the pub
lie schools