The crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1877-1878, 1877-09-27
NUBS OF NEWS.

Illinois farmers are overrun with
Lightning rod men.
This world is all flccting show, and
the best seats are taken!
Mr.. j. S. Thr0shcr has discovered the
richest gold mine in north Georgia.
The strong hold of both Turks and
Russians is principally upon the nose
NJ. Murphy wants every man with Il
red nose to wear red ribbon to match
The twelve apostles have issued a card
to the Mormons-Gn apostle card as ii
were.
A firm mt Chippewa Falls have cut
100000 feet Of lumber at their mills
this season.
Howard says: Il never flag" Never
thclcss it looks as though the flag" was
still there.
Savings bank failures appear to be
Catching" But no one is catching the
presidents.
The best way to find Charley Ross
say the Rochester Democrat, is to Kill
the detectives.
1t is not yet known whether Brigham
Young has remembered his mother-in'
law in his will
Gen Howard gallantly remarks, that
he will fight it out on that line If he
kills an Indian.
Buffalo Bill has cleared 100000 by
his dramatic performances during the
last six months.
Maggie Mitchell thinks her plays arc
going out of datc-gctting out Of Fan
chon, as it were.
Mr.. Spencer's name does not appear
among the bankers attending the New
York convention.
Polygamously speaking, it is believed
that Brother Taylor will be good and
industrious Mormon.
A man in Utah who has but one wife
gains the reputation of being mean, par
simonious, and stingy.
"AIr. Tweed" the Rochester Demo
crat says, has the gout.' 1t does not
seem to be in his tongue.
William Cameron, elder brother OF
Simon Cameron, is just dead. aged 81
He leaves a large fortune.
Two hundred and sixty thousand
pounds of dried fruit have been shipped
from Griffin, Ga, this season.
A young lady in Richmond, Va, was
taken i'll in church and died few
moments after being removed.
Tillen and Hendricks mustcome back
This country in suffering to hear some
thing on the silver question.
Mr.. i. Young may have had his faults,
but it must be remembered to his credit
that he never licked his wife
Mr.. Twcen, @! indianapolis, was mar,
ricd lade.ly. He ought to be full of
soup-crior qualities as husband
PleyAN signifies tears. The czar, who
has wcpt very copiously himself, now
wants to wiring tears from Turkey.
Another New York man dies from the
effects of I, policcmNn's club! New
Workers must wear still thicker skulls
The Dallas Commercial estimates the
wheat crop of Texas this yer at seven
million five hundred thousand bushels
joaquin Miller counts over thcmoney
derived from "Dmitics" and observes
Il had rather be playwright than prcsi
dent.
Gambetta has been sent to jail fol
making speech. Stanley Matthews is
Mt large. \ vast difference between re-
publics!
The editor of the Philadelphia Press
evidently never plays an open game.
He says, give us the coppcrs of ON
boyhood.
Crawford is not Orman Pasha; but il
was sweet and pleasant to have an op
portunity to show him up MS Il thief, and {
scoundrcl generally,
Henry G. Bowen would sink entirely
out of sight were it not for the fact that
he opens his mouth occasionally to say
"that Bccchcr story is all true"
II Henry Clay Dean is elected to con
grcss next year, as he fondly hopes, the
Democratic party in the house will gain
ground" in more senses than one.
The Pope has subscribed for five
years to Gambcttas He says
he wants to see which will last the long
er, the Republiquc Franchise or he.
Mr. Samuel G. Ogden has recently
given up the position which he held fol
thirty-six years in the New York Gus
tom-house. He didn't resign, however
He died.
A colossal statute of the late Andrew
Johnson is to be set up as Il monument
to his memory near his old Tennessee
home. 1t is of white marble, and is
being carved in Philadelphia.
Brigham Young was very properly
buried in substantial stone tomb
Otherwise the gentle tear dropped re
peatcdly by so many grief-stricken wild
ows might have washed him out.
At Chambersburg, ILL.,, men are finet
SO for splitting on the floor in church
This rigorous course has led to extraor
binary care on the part of male church
goers as to where they put their hats.
1t is related that when Queen Isabel,
was refused admittancc into the domin
ion of her son, and Don Carlos Offered
her protection, and placed a palace nea
st. Sebastian at her disposal, she ex
claimed "Carlos's sense of politeness ex
ceeds my sons sense of duty"
Russian Humor.
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