Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1877-12-22

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C.lIBoRSE Jackson, once Governor Of
Missouri, marrisd five sisters. When he
went to ask for the last oae his father. in
las said, "Yes, Calib. you may have her.
You have EN- all. For goodness sake,
don't ask me for the old woman
THEODORE TILTON, who returned in
excellent health from his European trip
a month or two ago, left his daughter
Florence in the Conservatory of Music,
an I Alice in the Art School of Stuttgart,
Germany, where they will remain one
year.
Hon. ZAcHARIAH CHANDLER owns and
manages farm in New England and
another in Michigan. He declares that
farming is truly an intellectual pursuit.
Twenty years of public life, hesays, have
not diminished his love for what in boy
hood had been his delight.
JOHN B. GoueH, the great temperance
lecturer, is said to be getting old and
rather feeble. During the summer he
spends his time on his wonderful farm
near Worcester, Mass, where he raises
vegetables that cost him even more than
those of William NJ. Evarts, but as he is
very rich he enjoys the luxury.
Mr.. HAYES humor, when he attempts
to be humorous, is clumsy and sometimes
grotesque, and, except a. an evidence of
his good nature and kindly feelings, it is
better calculated to provoke ridicule than
to inspire respect. But whom he speaks
seriously and earnestly, as he has 80 Of
ten done in the South, the unaffected
generosity of his sentiments is fitted to
make deep impression.-N. Y. Herald.
A TEXAN paper describing Gen. Ord,
on occasion of his late visit to Austin to
consult Gov. Hubbard in reference to the
border troubles, says that he 10 an emf
Dently peaceable looking man. His
whole outfit, when he leaped from the
stage coach, did not cost more than IS.
He wore blue cotton shirt worth forty
cents, even at rates that would be fixed
by an old clo' man. The Generals hat
was absolutely villsinously smashed,
shocking and ancient, and his coat and
breeches corresponded with his other ar
ticles of apparel. Nobody would have
dreamed that a famous soldier of the reg.
ular army could be enveloped in SO
modvt a garb.
Or course President and Mrs. Hayes
laughed when they read this little para
graph from the Boston Commercial Bul-
Ietin: "'I declare I am glad to get home,'
said Mrs. Hayes, as the President put his
latch-key into the front-door of the
White House. Now, Rutherford, you
just slip down to the butchers and get a
good, thick slice of steak, stop at the
bakers and get loaf Of fresh bread, and
drop into the confectioner's and buy .
a cream pic, while / put on the kettle and
start fire in the. range, and We will cit
down to good square lunch. l am
tired to death of Georgia bacon and
Massachusetts pork and BEANS"
Wit and HumOr.
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