The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-09-27

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opo bcAina
- iellow Las written - essay
- How 70 Get Married Without
Master Boa MAJ "a nine casts cut
q see. gets a Master a. soou - he
Fcts mariied
Oh. George. I'm ashamed q yoa
rubbing ygur lips lac that after that
dear liiile French girl has given you =
l3as In not fsbting i oat. nanny !
I'm rubbiHg i To-
--Josh BiIlings says he knows people
~bo are so fond u argument that they
~iIl stop and dispute with guide
board about the distance 70 the next
town.
!, is foolish Tor man 10 try 10
make gaze u boarding house chicken
by looking al il. under the impression
that ; steady gaze q the human eye
will make any animal quail
Another boily contested aud de
cisiye engagement between The Russ.
ians aud lhe Turks took place ycster.
day. fesalIiog ~ usual. ia complete
sud brilliant victory for both sides.
When y0u sec young man whose
index finger hangs around Ike the
crock u an umbrella handle. you can
bet your money that he knows fy.
catch when he secs il
In a Cincinnati block Josh. who
is the new lodger on the 9th floor ?
Janitor Well. dunno. seed him
makin' faces outen pile Of mud.
fuess be must be a sculprit.
Beales bought a muzzle for his
spiiz dog the other day, and when be
brought !. home all the children clap.
ped their hands for Joy, as they
thought be had brought home basket
Of peaches When bis mother-in-law
called him fool and told him il would
it mule, be said he'd take down the
dogs head the next day and get the
right size. aud she could wear that one
Why don't you speak distinctly
cried passenger 10 brakeman who
announced the names Of stations in an
utterly unintelligible manner. cant
understand word you say. What's
that TO me responded the brakeman
You don't expect TO have fine, clear
tenor at $50 a month, do your
"A young man in Indiana sues hi,
father for loaned money, which tho
father claims was bis property The
farher's counsel, in summing up the
ease Of his client, remarked, Twice has
the prodigal sen returned tohis father't
house twice has he been received with
open arms twice for him has the fat
ted calf been killed, and now he comes
back and wants the old COW.
Sir exclaimed long-sutierinl
creditor, whose patience was entirely
exhausted Sir / have sent you NJ
less than seventeen bills for this on,
lot Of goods and what have you done
with themg Vetoed EN- Vetoed every
blasted one Of EN- was the cain
reply, as the debtor lii tifteen.cen
cigar and hailed street car.
This may seem work of SUPERB
cation, he remarked, as he went dowi
to the front gate, and commenced op
erations on the hinges with feathe
and bottle of oil. But the critica
period is approaching when a younl
man has to be handled very delicatcly
and just tie least little bit Of set bacl
may throw things. The smallest crcal
might be disastrous; aud this gate
got 10 stand ior two more besides I'm
ogeue
The story Is told that certait
lrishman. who heard Fred Douglas
make a speech, was carried of lie fee
by the power which tho negur, as b
called him, displayed Being told b,
companion to Shut Up. bekase th
fellow is only half a nagur, dye see
the lrishman retorted BE jabers, II
man that's only half a nagur can tall
that. I'm thinkin' that a whole nagu
would bate the prophet jeremiah
Indians are not at ali contagious
They are very difficult to catch
The Detroit Free Press feels tina
real estate must stay down just so Ion
as the mortgages on il remain as heav
as now
A icamster who Catelessly droy
acarifull Of baiIding stone over p.
dcslriAn excused himself on the pie
that il was not his cart. and he didn
know 1, was loaded.
Little boy-Please, want th
doctor TO come aud sec mother Sci
want Doctors out. Where do 20
come from Little boy-Wha,l Don
YOU know me Why we deal with you
We had a baby from here last week