The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1877-05-31

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on s better.
Don't be insultan," exclaimed
Prince Gortschakoff "And don't
you czars me, replied Safvet Pasha,
sayag ely.
Who will be Judge at the New
York "bench" show of dogs 3
Boston Post. Judge Cur 'tis.--
Hartford Times.
A book question of the day
whether Southeastern Europe will
be bound in Russia or in Turkey
Cincinnati Commercial.
Why is man moro devout when
he has a cold in his head? Because
he is on his sneeze most of the time.
-ConsmerciaI Bulletin.
Prof. Proctor says tho earth is
growing larger. We arc glad to
hear it, adds the Danbury man, for
real estate has shrunk fearfully in
the past three years
The Turkish ambassador drank q
glass of Mr.. Hayes crab cider, bowed
humbly, wiped off his chin, and has
never been to The White House
since.
A Detroit doctor says that one
reason why there are SO few female
fools in the world is because thin
shoes and tight. .lacing kill them off
at an early age.
New York city has discovered that
it has 10000 marriageable women
whom nobody wants to marry and
the Sen suggests that some Of them
be drowned.
The saloon in the basement of the
capitol is furnished with fifty four
kinds, of stimulants, but no con-
gressufnn ever takes over thirty
kinds at one sitting.
The Rochester Chrouicle wants
all American liars to hold off and
give foreigners show As soon as
such M agreement was made the
Chronicle man would claim to BE-
Turk and got an advantage.
Pennsylvania has decided that
medical students attending her
university must study harder and
remain longer. No more diplomas
will be granted until the students
can tell baking powder from quiz
nine.
During the last century the moon
has gained about MI inch in rapidity
of motion, and it's influence on
cabbage plants is just one plant
more than when tho Pilgrim Fathers
were trucking around.
The fish dealers of Boston, having
natural admiration for water, are
holding temperance meetings, and
large numbers of the craft have
subscribed to the Pledge It
isn't the water that the fishermen
like, but what they take in it.
During the past four or five ears
fifty-four journals have been started
in Japan, and their circulation is
very large, though tho prices range
from six to eight dollars year.
The paper published exclusively for
women has circulation of $4,000.
They do not make wooden nut
megs in England, nor white oak
hams, but n London paper says
"For some time past the carcasses
supplied by the contractor to the
Wandsworth and Chaplain Union
have been sent in with tho heads on,
80 as to ensure that the mutton was
Shutdown. At the meeting of the
guardians, lately, Mr.. Ureswell
(medical officer) produced the head
of sheep, stating that, in conse~
quence of it's suspicious appearance,
it was washed with some soap and
water, when it was found that it
had been painted to give it the
semblance of a Southdown."
One who is familiar with the sub
ject, says: II have known many
mon, and women too, who from
various causes had become 80 much
affected by nervousness that when
they stretched out their hands they
shook like aspen leaves on a windy
day, and by moderate daily use of
the blanched foot stalks of celery as
a salad, they became strong and
steady as other people"
An ounce of nlum mt into fha