Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1877-09-12
Published every Wednesday and Saturday
morning, by
FRANK KENYON.
TERMS:
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

"A frOI6SSOr says MATS uho tWo
moons. That is Hall.
As q workingman Blanton Duncan
will not work in Kentucky.
The hunters are the proper peo-
pie to go on furrin mission.
Tom Thumb is worth 100000,
which is big sum for small man.
A few more friendly Bannocks
would knock hostility out of the
Indians.
Carl Schurz speaks five languages,
and is now trying to parley with Sit
ting Bull.
The economical baby pnts its toes
in its mouth in order TO make both
ends meet.
The drover who has felt the sting
OF Texas steer will ox-shun him
off without delay.
Mr.. Stubbs heads the Greenback
party in Iowa. Stubbs is good
name for check book.
President Hayes is worth $500, 900,
and yet he was obliged to to see his
uncle while in Vermont.
American eagles are being sent
from London to the New York
banks Now let freedom shrek.
1t is said pound of dates per
day is a ration for Turkish soldier.
OF course they are the latest dates.
By putt ng him in prison. Presi-
dent McMahon intends to make
Gambetta feel that he is in land OF
liberty.
A man who expects to succeed in
politics must exhibit the right sort
of party spirit. Whisky is the
standard.
The old gambling house kept by
John Chamberlain in Washington
is now used as headquarters of tho
Signal Service.
Capoul, the French tenor, is a
Toulouse man. Any little eccen-
tricity of manner on his part should
be overlooked.
There is decided revival in the
canal business of New York Canal
bsats will not strike. except now
and then against bank.
Mr.. r. B. Hayes. who is a public
weigher at Waco, Texas, thinks be
will not be taken for the President,
as his way is less public.
The New York Commercial Ad-
vertiser announces that the Penny
packer family. OF Pennsylvania, is
to have centenary reunion.
Mark Twain says solitary confine-
ment furnishes the best conditions
for literary labor. In referring to
Bunyan he forgot Col. Joyce.
A daughter of G.. P. R. James is
said 10 be lecturing on Spiritualism
in Australia. Her spooks all ap-
pear as solitary horseman, in the
regular James style.
A handsome monument ia to be
placed over the grave of John G.
Heenan. 1t will be striking ad-
dition to the beauty OF st. Agnes
Cemetery, at Albany.
The Rutland Herald saws that in
1912 Mr.. Rutherford Hayes, father
OF the President, opened store
near Dummerston. in q two-story
building painted red.
The man in the most distressing
situation is the man who expects to
be the next President. n he speaks
he will say too much; il he remains
silent lie will be forgotten.
A new song has been written,
called "When the Blossoms cover
us Darling" It is recommended
as a song for man to serenade his
nose with when under a lamp-post.
The editors of the Donaldsonville
'Tribune-D Democrat allow the abbre-
Walton. "Tri-Dem.," to appear in
their columns for the name OF their
paper. A correspondent has Tri-
Dem.
He was from Newburg, Ohio.
As he passed under the trestle at
the Justice dump he stopped and
gazed in wondering amazement,
and then burst ont with: "Well,
I'll be burned; what in thunder are
they building that bridge for {?
/ swow," as carload of waste came
out, "if they amt buttin' it up
with gravel. too" And he walked