The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-11-01


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where tho rishss are six mouths long
seven French doctors told Par.
isiaa TIA, smoiing would xii BIN He
was tilied ~ faliiag dova stairs
"A pupil 10 ~ English school. wbcu
asked 70 dc6ae the word butlress wrole
GOT ils meaning 4 female who makes
better
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AZ General Tebawihemoslems.
headoir wss leaving iof the wars. his
sweethear, remarked l. him. ia tears
Though no more behold thee, yet is
Thy nsme a spell
Seine day an ediiof,nill lose a few
dollars by bank bursting, aud then
you'll hear a newspaper howl at the
loose manner IN which such institutions
are conducted
An Intoxicated passenger on Viz.
piois railroad showed bis total abstin.
cnee pledge when asked for . ticket.
The conductor punched the pledge.
aad wrote on ii one drunk.
When a Swiss hotel keeper gets
bold q an American newspaper, he
runs bis eye over the list Of new ba.k
frpts, 20 see who will propably be bis
most liberal guests 10 few weeks.
"a teacher in one Of our grammar
schools inquired, What was the cause
u the Revolutionary War ? The
prompt reply was. The Yankees want
ed fourth Of July aud were bound tc
have il
Russian 70 Turk, who receives a
bayooet thrust But. my poor Turk
you don't seem TO obIeoty Turk--lt il
the Grsl time in eight days that any
thing has gone into my stomach
A Top while being measured for a
pair Of boots, observed Make them
cover the calf. Heavens exclaimed
the astounded artist, surveying his Gus
toner from head TO foot, have moi
leather enough.
They bad a seance mp in Fishtown
the other evening, and brought the
malerialized spirit Of Lindley Murray
IN, aud when Lindley answered a ques,
tiond with My wishes has been granted
there was no mistaking bis identity
First City Man contemplating
sea gully There's happy creatures,
Thompson They've no acceptances
10 meet. Second City Man All my
boy, it's all very welt 10 talk so but
remember. Providence has ordered that
they also have their bills 10 provide for
Crazy Horse, an exchange says,
was the possessor Of thirty.four scalps
not counting his own, aud the Indians
considered him quite a rich man. And
the cream Of the thing is, this boated
scalp holder was the architect Of bis
own fortune. Every lock Of hair be
possessed was Of his own raising.
Mt Carmel, Illinois, that was lie
rtroyed by tornado Iasl summer, has
rccuperated SO far as TO cry out that il
wants national bank, We should
think savings bank. on the Chicago
plan, would suit better II wouldn't
make such racket as the tornado, bat
il would sweep things great deaI
cleaner.
Neal Dow was called into thC
Portland police station Saturday night
to confront a tipsy book agent who in
sisted that they drank brandy and
water together on Sound boat recent
~ Nbep tho. ifaie apostle Of temper
ahcc GOT tl,ev. tlG fellow explained
,ba, he drank the brandy aud Dow tbt
water
Duflug the eross-examiuation o.
the plaintiff, the following pointed col
loqoy took place between him and III,
delenaaul's attorney Were you esel
Ia Albany Yes. sit. How long were
sou thereg Six months, sir Were
700 IL The Peniteatiary At the time
Yes, sifi bot ] never was 10 the As
sembly. sir. The reioinder was enjoyed
B, Tie spectators. who remembered The
attorney did once occupy seat in The
House, and the court officers stave'