The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1877-05-04
WHAT THE WITS SAY.
It is long time" sadly says the Wash
ington Republican, "between eggs an
Strawberries


'It is long time, " sadly says the Wash
ington Republican, "between eggs and
Strawberries"
The W0maa's Journal is the offiaial OF
gan of the suffragists. You bet the WON
ans churn'll always be dashing sheet
Hasokeye.
The sweet, timid grass is coming uI
through the gray landscape, and, with the
baby fingers of spring, is feeling for cows
teeth.-N. 7. Herald.
A gifted contributor sends us a poem be.
ginning "Open the doors to the children y
You'd better, if you don't want all the
paint kicked off the nels.-HapEeye.
Married at Brattleboro, March 28th, by
Rev. VIM. Brown, John Sard to Mary
Dean.-Brattle6oro paper. And now. they
are Sard- -Deans-only two in box WAste-
hall Times.
A Patterson boy was riding ON bis father
back, when tho latter suggested that it was
rather an elevated railroad. eyes, pa,''
said the youngster, "l'm riding on dunn
my.''-N. Y. Herald
Notwithstanding that the Benders are
relentlessly pursued by the detectives, there
is no truth in the rumor that they belong
to the American Tracked Society.-N. Y.
Commercial Aduertiser.
Woman, woman, oh woeful woman, what
did you think about that spring bonnet
you (r husband) paid $18.75 for, when it
began to snow yesterday Haw! haw
haw! [Whack whack !! whack r.!
Exit. 1-Haokeye.
The report that Tom Thumb has grown
to be a six-footer, within the last three
months, by simply sitting under blue glass,
proves to be a canard. One can 'ardly be-
lieve half the stories one sees about blue
glass, anyhow.-Norristoson Herald.
"How many of you are there?" asked
voice from an upper window of serenad-
ing party. Four" was the reply. "Di-
vide that among you," said voice, as
bncket of slops fell, "like the gentle dew
of heaven" on those beneath.-Bostoas Ad-
gertiser.
Times have been dreadfully, terribly,
aWfuliy hard in Dubuque during the past
winter We notice by the papers they have
had no less than four STAT mems balls"
And nothing is more Indicative of poverty
and hard times than an excessive number
of paunch hops. ..s-
An electric belt for ladies, which is said
to have tranquilizing effect upon the
nerves, is the latest invention. For steady
comfort, however, it is not likely to succeed
the old and popular belt, which is composed
of coat sleeve with young mans arm
inside of it.--NoraoicA Bulletin.
"And this," said gifted italian artist,
as he slammed the top of the organ down
upon the monkeys tail, after fruitlessly
grinding beautiful Spring" before an
imposing block of empty houses, "this is
the boAsted musical culture Of Boston -
"a diyalo mitsuchur one-hcz town badcess-
toit,' in the liquid language of Italy, he
turned his face sadly towards Milwaukee.
Commercial Bulletin.
When you are warmly tucked in bed,
and congratulate yourself upon your ex-
cellent mattress, think what kind of bed
ding your horses, cattle and dog have"
This is the advice given by kind-hearted
exchange, and we mean to follow it. If
our dog should take it into his head to
bark for blanket, we'll just hand it over
to him if our horse should want to lie on
a spring mattress, and kick about not get
ting 1T, we'll give up ours to him if it's the
only one in the honse, and if our cattle
should manifest desire to lie on feather
beds, they shall only need mention the
subject, and they shall be accommodated
forthwith. We won't be outdone by
country exchange if we know ourselves
Puck.