Litchfield enquirer., 1877-11-08
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 t.,It is statedEfnaF s hdsA ezpsbs ban Ssts sSab aso aS hsaSsy SelSsly 1es.s 9S ss.I 2 aI never had man cum to me for ad- yise but before he got thru he had more to offer than to ask foE@61dah Blf6gS The highwayman who robs circus spss asussa asd shfss ss,as asH 6 fkftAt9Sf' eff0 If you run across boy with bean snapper. spank him on the (appropkia1s) spot and then take away his artillery. :. ]. When virsiQ0iha 9sElsnAA asdkasL LahbbAts abbeIts so S aEipa hs hlaRdlE 1sd sy. ssys; 'Shsl Es II Boston has abolished coroners, and win s.si 'sf ssRsii5i1 isis 2 sf .s ss lRfess.
 sThere .xagGBasd agGBasd dqaaIAllsyB aaAsBf 5f ab9 SSf dasI which rises above all others. It is As ,wonderfm riuexpectedness doAlbaSe foot in the night season.
 2. AllittIe boy was ahsksdlths JtRsr day if he knew where the wicked finally Eent. .to. He answered: ''They practice MWS abell Ahere. and then go to the Legislature. D f.My Lord," saa HsHEITdE0.S1f ] :sWs 6ad fbe leaR who stoleths nafenot3 |as.. ss.s. We and, d,nGaides ssoronefa tijary tioass West, "'that Bill Thompson came to his death by holding five aces when Jake smith bsld foqrT A q 4 UD A "A Dutchnan was about to make q jour- ney to his fatherland. sad wishing to3 say |9 good- bye" to-a friend, extended his hand aAa Aaids S.Nell, of I don'd coorn sback, nuaiD.@
 A young man who has deposited all his valuables at the sign of the 'three balls" q, meditatee lit Eriting book entitled f'Thatt
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 TIT FOR TAT.-To the white whale sent over to the London aquarium was fed lot of eels.g He ate then, and when the post -rsorsenn took place they were found eating him.
 If the populaS;on of 1rslsha had gone on U increasing at the rate it increased between 1900 and 1924 it would now be some twen; ty millions. instead 0fsix millions. and New York would be Republican city, OaThe rural districts are literally, alixa with tramps. and the poultry does not en- joy their usual facilities for growing old. A piods iafmer says he does not see why providence didn't teach chickens to roost under the barnon huH <Igil9I 5%0i
 The syntax editor. of the Bridgeport 6fandard says the principal point of dif-i ference between the endorsement on note and the dome pon the capitolat Wash ington is. that one is under wrote and tae other's rotunda. ew,xsr,s. rs By the burning of Louisville brew cry $75, 900 gallons of beer, were lost. It will now be in order for some cl1aritably disposed person to start relief fund for the Louisville feporters 5 b4Ie a1c14 !
 King Kalakana practices on musical in. struments and is free thinker. It must be great comfort to an amateur musi. elan to be able to disbelieve in the exis- a "We have always loved you," says Grant in eve y one of his speeches to the English. "Yes," says the Detroit Free Press, with great deal of ferceity," and we can do it again"
 A physician advertised that, at the re. quest of his'friends.l he had removed near the churchyard. and trusted that his re- | hA6val would accommodate many of his patients. gdIftgHW j. .fIHjd
 A country paper down sonth thus heads the report of a fire: "Feast of the Fire Fiend -- The Fnrked-Trngued Demon Licks with it's Lurid Breath Lnmber .Pileir-Are ths scenes of Boston and Chi cago to be repeated 2-Loss &150."
 The King of Sweden has sent to Amer | ica for a cabinet organ; but it is under stood that strong efforts will be made to persuade him to take an aceofdeon in stead. No opportunity to get one of those apomiuatious. ont of the country should . Ss ' nisssd @ T$1 TBB ig Ex- Governor Claiborne F. Jackson, of Missouri. married five sisters. and it is reported that when he asked for the last one his father in-law replied "Yes. Claib. you can have her You have got them all, but fnrgpodnessc sskes don't ask me for tho ofd.woman. - -4'-
 : "What," asked youth timldly of an eminent philologist. "what, sir, is the meaning of this phrase: Modus opersn- di?" and the great linguist. whose mlnd
 was saturated with the literature of an
 rientl Greece and Rome, replied: ''ft is Latin for 'how the old thing works.'"
 ''Did you steal the complainant's eoat?' asked the magistrate of a seedyA iudlvid- ual who was arrainged before him. sI decline to gratify the morbid curiosity of the public by answering that question" |" responded the secdy individuals with { scornfali glance at the feporter.S IA4L l A boy came along to one of our neigh
 bor's houses holding a very dirty dog and
 asked the gentleman of the house: "Don'
 you want to by a dog, mister?" ''Whai
 kind of dog is it?" asked the gentleman. The boy look puzzled. "Well said he
 cit is part terrier" "And what is tho
 restl'' asked the gentleman. s'The rest. '
 answered the boy, 'why the rest isis
 just dog gdofV d3fw .r91gW This is what the Chicago Journal can't
 understand: "Drive ont with horse, and Fhe will switch histail l50 times e; rod te
 force away troublesome flies: bnt let him
 once get his tail over line and the old hqnadruped will wander on for miles with. lIAoht thinking of the flies which reveDuh Imelested in his living gore. What horse
 loves above all things is to do the driving
 himself"
 l They were what the worldl gsls3ie4t Al alksr8d," and they were going to visit some r 8f Ahef relatives thirty miles distant Tw'
 railrohds ran to the home of the latter, an,
 the lovers were undecided which uone&
 take. ''Theresis loo@ r3sTk kyn4el D