The New York herald., 1877-03-04
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Mrs. Hayes loves light blue.
Dot your rs with blue glass.
Blue glass slippers cure corns.
The stol IN Inst niCht blew g.nSs.

Dot your rs with blue glass.
Blue glass slippers
The storm last night blew glass
Heavcn put a blue glass sky over us
Scott Lord has an awful white mustachc
Starr King died thirtcon years ago today
Tho bu mess man .a-days says, "Hclp me, cash
ieis, or l sink. F"
Congressman Cutler, o: New Jersey, has barn on
his place, and that Is all he has
A Mr. Pate, oil Boston, Is making reputation ns a
carver aud coiorcr OF game birds.
Donald q. Mitchell Tx MarvcD is making great hit
with his cc,u on "llouschold Art"
Morgan, the Yale baseball catcher, has been forbid
den BY his physicians to play any longer.
Philadelphia Buiietin:-"whcn was reached
Hewitt remarked TO TIldcn, 'rhis VIII double you
up"
Old man Vanderbilt once said of young Cornell that
THAT boy would spend million year II he could
got It,"
Beccher is receiving audiences in tho West that are
surprising Tor their numbers and for their en-.
thusiasn,.
The cold -bloodcd Ferry conducted himself with nico
ccntity; and wc hope he Will keep his blue coat but.
toned around him.
Miss Won Alcrn, the wnkor, cats beef. pota-
toes oatmeal, eggs and stale broad, and dessert;
wears loose corset and a broad toed shoe.
II Lamar were put into he Cabinet tho Senate might
refuse to receive his successor OF tho
shadow that hangs the Mississippi Legislature.
Tho editor OF tho Contemporary RcrisW asks what
Charles Kingsley meant by the refrain borum borcc
lie meant that If you dout borum you won't get on
jamborcc
Speaker Randall Is not always suave, and hc is
sometimes likely TO snub people; but he is rcsoluto
follow OF VIM and Of carclcssly scientific manner
that wins respect
In case Mr.. Evarts becomes Secretary Of State,
his dispatches TO foreign ministers may be IN.
yolyed Mr.. Hayes should be economical, even with
his cable dispatches.
AS sprpg parts from winter and light fingers in the
evening sky tho sunaots arc exceedingly beautiful
Tho golden rays mincIe with tho r"sca,c, like tho
dreams OF two lovers.
The HERALD likes Jim Garfield for many things that
no does but he entered into great mistake when no
mado that brici Tor a five thousand dollar ice. Better
10 have been poor, jim.
Ercnimg Telegram. very energetic, lively and in.
dusr,ous spuz dog living AT Paterson, succeeded yes
,erday in circulating hydrophobm among SIX other
dogs and calf, tho latter belonging to
the leg OF a citizen"
Tho Graphic has reached its fourth mn uvcrsary and
being OF tho very best enterprises that have boon
started in this country, gives fine illustration OF tho
Goodscls playing a duet on violin and cornct, OF
Croly taking to two doves and OF Crofut tanning
girl
IIoa. q. ID. McDougall, ono OF the seventeen who
favored Grant for third term has, 10 tho regret OF
tho Washington people, been appointed United States
Marshal for the Northern District Of New York. IL is
unnecessary to say that this regret Is because what
New York gains Washington loses.
Norristown Herdtd:--"A mau In Ansonia, Conn.
had tooth drawn. The charge was nity ccnts, and
he rendered two-dollar biL Tho dcnst having only
81 IN change the obhgng customer deliberately sat
down and md sound moar extracted to mako the
change even Hero IS chance Tor sotnc say
that this tto,h-out story Is too thin.'
Ercning Teiegram:--'t appears that neither Mr.
Hayes nor Mr.. Tidcn sat up to get the news OF tho
pictiou OF the electoral count. Tho former went
TO bed In u sleeping on tho Pennsylvania Railroad
just after leaving Altoona and gave orders that no
should not DO wakcd TIL morning. Tho latter went to
bed carly at his own house, gaving the same dIrcc
tions."
+. J.. Blanchard, the distinguished London theatrical
critic, suysne odd caprccs OF fashion are OF course
utterly beyond the range Of this column but should
certainly be borne In mind that II tho female leaders OF
society believe they render themselves moro attractive
by curtaing their garments 10 tho lowest possible
point IL Is not surprising that theatrical managers
imagine that the atractveness of spectacle is largely
Increased BIZ the brcviy OF the skirts Of tho ballet"