The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1877-06-07

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feaempiloa said the other
Those auturn hsircd young ladies
wsa aases suggestive q cold nom.
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maY y four years. and ]. may be for
ever
Every man il said 70 have At least
eno tppoFlnnity 10 acquire wealth 10
The case of a uewspaperman, this op'
portauisy comes on the Goth Of FebTu.
ary every year except leap year
Mistress let you 90 70 evening
school. MARY Why. thought you
ooald read Well ma'Ae.. does ksow
mY letters iastrate so longs they keep
All in row bot a. they gltu MIXED up
into words Ton beat
LAndlady 10 boaFdef who has
passed bis cop six times You are
very fond % coffee, Mr.. Smith. Mr.
Smith Yes. ma'am, Il looks as II ] was
when am willing 10 swallow 30 much
water Tor the sake Of getting a little
james aud Thomas Hart we're ar.
rested ia Colorado town. the other
day for jointly beating harkeeper
These must be the persons referred to
by the poet when be spoke Of Two
Hatis that beat az one.
The policemen Of New York have
organized an athletic cinb. This is a
most salutary step, and will materially
aid them 10 scaling fences and walls
when making their escape from bur.
glars.
Pat out your tongue little far.
thcr. said q physician to a fair invalid,
A little farther still, II you please
Why DOCTOR do yon thing a oman's
tongue has no end 7 An end, perhaps
madam, replied the doctor, but no ces.
sativu
tramp who was ordered out OF
town yesterday by the police paused
when he got teyond the corporation
limits. aal raising bis hands TO heaven
solemuly announced bis intention Of
Joining the new whig party
Il is related Of the Empress Au.
gasta Of Germany, so simple are her
habits that she Is not unfrcquontly seen
being driven oat il a calico dress.
That's nothing Any Of our fashionable
ladies appcarieg in society in a calico
dress would be driven ont. too
Handsome il that handsome does,
quoted Chicago man to bis wife the
other day. Yes. rejoined she, in a
winning tone, as she held out her
hand for instance, husband who is
always ready to hand some money to
bis wife.
"A yonug Parisien, noted for the
number Of duels in which he acted az
second, was called on by friend to.
witness bis signature 10 the marriage
registry. Before the ceremony was per
formed the force ofhabit oyercame him
aud be exclaimed: Gentlemen. can.
not this affair be arranged 7 Is there
80 way Of preventing this sad occur
ence
"A Danbury couple have hice lii.
tle girl Of some five summers. A lady
visitor lately observed To the mother,
What a pretty child you have She
must be great comfort to you. She
i Indeed, said the fond mother When
I'm mad at John, don't have TO speak
him. She calls him to his meals, and
tell him 10 get up the coal aud other
things that want, She is real handy
Pull out. Bill shreked an en-
glneeFs son TO his playmate, brake
mans boy who was in imminent danger
IT eetti0g smashed by his mother, who
was coming after him. Git on the mair
liuo and givc her steam Here comes
Inc switch engine But before IN,
juvenile could get 10 motion she ha,
Liza BY tie car aud be was laid up will
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Apyopos Of the Baptist camp.meet
ing held Il Matthias Vineyard, til,
Methodist tell good story Of some o
the brethren who arrived early, an,
sought 70 while away the time By iish
ing, Several kinds Of iish were oaugh
aud 90 their return Que 81 the fisher
men asked the skipper the names Of th,
diaersut specimens This. said be, i
a black hsh. tia, j. blueiish. The mex
isAfcslP, AID thai i baptist.
i'aplis exclaimed che coed brother