The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-06-12
NEWS AND NOTES.

THE key that fits the stomach
turkey"
-"How now ! Plcw - New Or
leans Republican Oh no; hoe.
There are rumors Of harmony be
tween the Mayor and the council.
When . man attempts to pull the
wool over q billy goats eyes he should
wear q breast-plate of boiler iron we'll
down on his stomach.
The annual summer pilgrim in
SLOUGH hat and a long linen buster has
already poked his nose in at the
White House, and inquired, "Is Mr..
Hayes to hum ?"
"A contemporary inquiries it the
young ladies of the present day are
Cited FIR wives. We think it much
more important inquiry whether they
arc fitted for husbands.
The wholesale poisoning Of Phila-
delphiA families by corrosive subIi-
mate administered with their straw
berries will do much to enliven the
obituary column of the ledger this
summer. The following lines reap
pearing at intervals in that celebrated
department will undoubtedly fill the
reader with admiration
They have lr,--.-i O" the '--sn',i"i lsn.i
Wh-se tie -..si .ii j. never 'Nf'"-''"'
wh~r- the >irawi.rr.> >ins. In TIC Grain.
An.i >u,aIms,-> never CORROSIVE
t..,,.. f.. inert i.Ir-r.sia I..r.Ls--t"uIssT-
Gen. Dick Taylor, ex-Confederate
officer. son Of the ex-Presideni, and
resident Of London, plays a goo.i game
Of whist. Once, they say, when the
King Of Denmark was visiting his
daughter. she sent for ''Prince Dick
to make up game with her father.
Taylor was largely, and laughingI!y
said to the King: "iour majesty
cannot find fault; 1 am only getting
back those Sound Dues my country
paid Denmark for 50 many years.
The lightning glsrsi she hill her head j;
The thunder ruSr.-i. ..Isar me-. she >s'":
Then 'nsath the chin l,- -h,H-ls-i her.
| And whispered. III .--ar-i y"u arr.
| Wnx don't you take .i..i. tail ear.
4 Fer that a oI-.is.isr-t"r :.
According to a Washington dis
patch to the CoWier-Jo"rmal, it wa;
the influence of Mrs. Skunk, Judge
Blacks daughter, at the White House
that secured the appointment Of Mrs
Thompson alexander Campbell:
daughter) as po<tmistress at Louis
vile.
Speaking Of a report that Mr.
Hayes will visit next summer some O
the old family homesteads on thu
James River, in Virginia the Rich
mond Wing says: ut is not general,
known that the Presidents family ana
that of Chief Justice Waite are O
V;ru;n;sn extn,ctiou. which explain:
their personal interest in the Old
Commonwealth"
The st. Louis Times made tn
charge Of religious bigotry against tn
HmPers, and it called out furious dis
claimers from all the Republican press
but the publications Of the Ha7~r
or the last ten years. is all the Tine
requires to fully sustain its accusations
A more bigoted and intolerant pull
LEGATION. both in politics and religion
than Har7ers' Ussa!y never disgrace'
American journalism.
The government has concluded t
return to its old policy Of feeding tn
Indians. The President has some
where learned that If you feed an Ish
mailite, he will always be friendly. am
acting upon the supposed influenc
this generosity will exert upon tn
savage he is to have all the rotts'
flour the mills can supply and all tn
burnt beans the coffee dealers cal
urnish. There is nothing in thi
world like msgnanimity.
WHAT sHAl.D We DO,"
mother sat stitching and stitching away.
II rsined and her ioys we're indoors at play.
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