The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1877-10-18
Special HIGHLAND ussus,

Special Highland Itens.
MAc-rology on Gealogy, as delivered by class il
H.U.:
Prcf-"Little J. T.. name some of the rocks Of tn.
earth.
Little j. T-Dolbrite, muacheikalk, and Buntel
grinstein The first siliceous. aluminous, potash
ious, or latradoritsous feldspar and
Pnef--Lueius Cassius,- name some plants and
animals of the earlier ages
"Lsein Cassins."-vegetation, cyclostiguim, 10
matophiogos. Animals, cephalopous mollucs, bel
emites, moluscous cephalopods also species Of agy
osortuxygertas.
Prof-Next. "0ld Man. name some birds and
reptiles.
"Od Aan--Ah-h-h! Birds, hadrosawrus biped
twenty-five feet high. Animals, ah-h-h-h! Nothos-
arustibustus. The hadrosavrus when tired, plants
her limbs firmly in the soil. lets down her TAIL and
thus forms a tripod, on which she rests.
P<cf-"old Woman" name some of the early YER
| tebrates
rocephalous, the pslaotherycus specie of the game
pacydernitibustnm; its tail six feet in cirrum-
| ference at the root, and it's
| Prot-Ne1t. "Einney," describe the anoplother-
mum.
"ffnnsy, We'll. it phytophagous in its habits
| had n small head, but long, and enormously thick
tail; this disarrangement was caused by the animal
first appearing just ut the time Of of the mighty
commissions Of the earths crust. Nature being busy
with these greater affairs, placed the tail where the
head should have been, and resa and not being
able to rectif the mistake punched holes in the tail
| for eyes, and then pun
Prof-That will do. The next Lesson will he more
Of conglomeration of heterogeneous elements Exit
geologistsD
And still science progresses, and the minds Of the
young stored with knowledge.
happy thought struck some Of our enterprisny
young preps the other night, which was that they
would budoze our junior Professor But the learned
Professor outwtted the boys this time for the re-
suit was that one of them remained prisoner while
the others took to their heels. After declining press
ing invitation to stay all night the prisoner clearing
name much noted in the cassics) was told to CO. and
sin no more.
Why does the blacksmith leave his forge the white
smith his hotel, the "Fox" his hole Why do our
citizens flock to the lower part of town. every day at
2 oclocki The cause is apparent Two rival
hacks appear coming from the station. There is an
intense Heater in the crowd, the hacks approach
IT. perchance, the hack is empty the Fox returns
to his hole, the white Smith to his hotel the Heater
of the crowd dimnishes, and the driver of the new
hack looks though he could Baird the lion in his
den. This is bunkum The blood of our citizens has
not been stirred up since the other for indie
pendence.
As you walk down the principal street Of city,
Sabbath afternoon and rs you p.ss certain stores,
you find the sidewalk blOcksded by . number of men,
youths little boys, and dogs, all cunning themselves
and rs a general thing, all except the dogs, dis
GUESSING everything that is immoral 1t Seems too bad
that We have orphan asylum for such but We
suggest that the Ladies' Missionary Society see to
supplying them with comfortable lounging places,
since cold wevther is approaching. Commence work
at home, Indies! Who need your help morei Go down
and gather them in, next Sabbath.
Uncle Jimmy Kelley has been quite unwell for some
time. We wish him speedy recovery.
The Squarehouse reminds us of lager beer Dutch
man with his clothes badly rent, an eye out and
brick on his head. little repairing would silence
the critics, and keep the boys warm.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while we danced and |
ycped till weary, Over many plank and board that
composed the Squarehou floor; While our hands |
were gay sapping, suddenly there came u rapping,
As Of some one gently tapping tapping ut the Square
house door. lis some little child, muttered tap
ping at the Squarehouse doorOnly this, and nothing
more.
"eA A'o ''e "~"eo fo'ui "ing All our SOULS "ithin
us burning Soon again heard tapping, something
io""er 'n"n oeiore; surely, SAD We surely that
come one with his hatchet Let see then, what he
at Is and this mystery explore Let the feet be still
:, anu Seo WHAT 'ne D'hpIs more neaheth' nj
'-' r., u"ioo"'o uo'i
no "oo, no ouis'e,' WIN ciA"er' anu Win many
" "' anu 'p'"''e' III he s.eppea' large example
VI inc peu"sos"e Vi yore' NO. the 'esst ooeisanee
',u1 ne no' sn,ne OF sly Wink gave me- BUT WIN
,ooA VI "AeS'ic p,aeed hseii upon the MOOR
''' ''''' "P'n eA'e'' isi"s vi inc Siu"re-
Then this pedagogue, beguiling glad hearts into
eP'Ns, y INC sra'o anu ''ern aecorum Oh inc couh
ue said art fnII ~ ,Ouscl.. IN. ETC.,,