The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1877-05-13
CHAT BY THE WAY.

he has cold IN mis- head and Ia on hts snocZc
the most OF the sme Tho human nature OF CANNES
or the canine nature Of sometimes declared
to be interchangeable terms praised
his dog because when unsuccessful In hunting ne
nosed around the party quietly soduced brace OF
birds from somo bag we'll died. and sagac.ousy do
posted them in the empty bas OF his master. The
question arises whether men have learned OF tho dog
or the dog has Initiated his owner.
A celebrated physician, who has made the subject
matter OF careful study, declares that the only
remedy tor bleeding at tho keep that useful
member out OF other peoples business. He further
aflrms that tho attacks caused by ask
ing mpertinent questions. which questions apt
produce . nervous irritation IN the forearm of
the man who Is Intercepted and which closes his
fists spasmodicay. giving them an outward dircc.
ton and making tho qucs.ioner feel though he
had been struck By lightning
A new church has been started One OF It's restric-
tions Is that every member shall his weekday
clothes meeting The gatherings arc large prog
en, but when money becomes the congregation
will probably change their constitution and bylaws It
is very sensible for man TO wear his old clothes
churchill no can't afford suit.
Mr.. Moody has produced an alarming change among
the dry goods clerks OF Boston. .'Arc these really
English :" asked He looked bashfuiy down Tor
moment, and ihen answered, "Madam, they
English before Mr. Moody came"
The host definition of baby Is that given by q
Frcnchman: -s.Hc angel whose wings decrease
his legs increase"
Some people fear to tell tho whole truth once
show IS your wife, John9" The reply was, II have
taken to Banchory. SIR" Who could know whero
or what Banchory was? "Well John, | hopo the
change will do her good.' 1t was a kindly wish
enough, but John settled tho matter by adding, Sho
Is IN the graveyard there, sr.''
In this anniversary week, when many conven-
minister who always prayed ut tho opening Of tho
General Assembly that It might be guided that .it
would do no barn." Tho idea Of accomplishing any
good never crossed his mind. and he thought great
point gained II It could be kept from bringing tho
cause into disrepute
Some people ike to be denu,te in their prayers A
minister was once asked TO pray Tor rain. 80 Lord
we pray Tor rain; not such friGhtfu hood had
last time prayed. which tore everything up by the
aud noased Oh John winship's barn, but sot
gentle rain, 70 give the crops good START
Every man must look through his eyes after ALL
temperance lecturer aborng with OF
steady habits &, he drank steadily Tor more than
twenty years. he had almost converted him, and
was about to take the pledge from his pocket to be
signed. 'Now, Donald, am glad you at last
WINGED that whiskoy Is very bad thing" Donald
looked up with q sefcondennatory ar and said, In
childiko voice. ''Ah sir, you are right Whskey Is
the worst thn2 man can drink, especially bad whs
key"
You may as we'll be contented with your lot. The
poorest man that lives must have his three meals
day. and the richest have unless he
TO add dyspepsia TO them 1t is great satisfaction to
feel that the millionaire con wear only at
time. and cven persevcring tramp can do rs much
as that. Sometimes the tramp has tho advantage In
this respect, Tor he not only of his own,
but another from the unguardcd hat stand OF
the Of wealth.
witty vagrant was asked by a Partisan judge whore
his last residence His reply had In 1t truth
than sentimcnt:-.'My last residence, Your Honor,
will probably be Potter's Field" wcl Il Is curious
fact that tho beggar and tn prince will become
bodieIiows at last.
He whom, alive, the world could scarce SUFFICE
When dead, In eight loot earth contcnted lies.
We have been learning some hard financial lessons
lately. poor man may DO sure Of hts poverty, but
the rich man Is by no means sure OF hts riches A
conquered king dragging the chariot of Scsostrs
when tho victor said, .'what you looking a,S"
.At the whccl," was the reply. "And why at tho
whccY" "Oh. just to notice how frequently the top
becomes the bottom and the bottom becomes tho top,
that is ALL" Many mas found IL harder keep
than to get. horal-Dont overlook others lest tho
time come when they will have tho opportunity to
overlook you
Tho Lutheran has had severe attack Of spiritual
dyspepsia II lameuts tho "nabbincss' OF religious
Convictions and especially OF tho Moody and Sankey
REVEALS. Whnt II hungcrs after Is good solid thco-
logical Sermon that will very
lew in this world who Will ever get TO heaven and
viii shake the tho pit until no frightened
out OF his and tnen let him drop In. II wont
DO TO say TOO much about the love OF God lest
forget that they arc all bound 10 the wrong place.
What want Is q religion that damns, not a religion
that saves. Now abidcth faith, hope, charity.
And now there Is trouble IN the Scotch Presbyterian
Church. large number Of Its members demand a
revision Of the Westminster confession. There are
three important matters which they not believe.
First that all the heather to DO condemned be-
they heather, and second, that unborn chill
dren TO be condemned because they wouldn't DO
born. not being born could learn their cato
chisn. Last Of all, DR. Pedde thought the state
ment that the Pope anu-Cbrist should be OK
plunged. Why. II certain OF the popular clergy should
DO robbed OF their chance TO make capital OF tho
statement that tho Pope Is the causo OF slavery in
temperance and the Russian war they would become
bankrupt Do keep tho Pope In the confession, lust
shc sake OF topic 10 discuss when everything ese
fails VI matters go this reckless way Protestan,s
and Catholics wiz begin TO say kind things Of each
other before long, and then we may expect the end OF
Tho world TO come Al any tmc.
In certain district IN New Mexico, where there IS
anything but peace between religious den ON nations
Father Brun tRoman Catholic, requested DR. Thomas
tPro,estanl 70 ccde piece OF ground Tor Catholic
cemetery. The reply was that at could be DONE
he would thereby be lending aid and comfort the
Catholic religion" Cold comfort, indeed Party spirit
must run pretty high whom wonv even give
graveyard 10 his opponent
There Is nothing IN tho world which osevcrey tests
= mans practical religion as tight boot Ancr you
have worn II little while you begin to think in objur.
nau vii Il snanm oti n,,t
BY and by your agony takes . polysyabc shape. and
your knowledge of certain departments tho science
Of expression is surprising The man who can smile
vnen hts boots pinch Is ready for translation.
Judge Hilton IS disposns Of hts large income in a
graceful and unobtrusvo way. Many charity sud