The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1877-05-11
NEW NOR WEsTERs.
Count Arnin il sick at Nice.

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Even gum arabic will stick to lie.
Wendell Phillips now an orator, wai
once leg of the law.
Michigan is to prohibit the marriage o
cousins in that state.
The French smoked six hundred tons
ofscigarettes during 1876.
TO young poets: Tennyson wears a
slouch hat and long bair.
Extract from letter in recent breacl
of promise case g My ownest own. ~
Mobile discovered two-hundred
pound frog. Itwas singing jug-a-rurn.
CLAY county, Texas hasn't bar-room.
and will send 1900 cattle to market this
year.
The Scientific american thinks "hlue
glass the ghastliest humbug for hundred
years"
We are going to get the truth from
the Black Hills now that Ell; Perkins has
gone there.
I'm Central Asia there are spiders that
have bodies as big as butternuts. Go West,
young man.
The Princess of Wales is great dog
fancier. Her pet is collie, the Scotch
Shepherd dog.
"A gift of $50, 900 in gold goes to the
Pope from Canada. and $20,O in gold
from New York.
The Japanese are social guests where
ever they 60, but the Chinese are received
with favor nowhere.
Five million grindstones were put on
the market last year, and yet what man
carries sharp knifes
Paul Morphy, the famous chess-play er,
is again reported TO be in New Orleans
asylum, hopelessly insane.
1t only costs $6.25 TO make $50 sew
ing machine and its about time the public
got mad and got its back up.
-"Button parties are popular in the
West. We don't know what they are, un-
less IT'S because they're always sure to come
off.
The Liverpool Courier says Mr.. Glad
stones health is causing his family anxiety
and the medical men advise him to go
abroad.
DIR. Holland, who gets $4,000 a year,
says one of the most precious possessions
that comes to a man in this world is a
woman's heart.
The surveying instruments used by
old John Brown, are owned by man in
Wyoming, Iowa, who bought them from
him 1857 for $40.
All the Japanese screws turn to
the left and all ali locks lock to the right,
and why they don't hitch horse with
his head to the vehicle is more than any
Yankee can tell.
r w. {. Mitchell, "Creighton, y the
Washington correspondent of the Danbury
Neps, has received the appointment of pri-
vate secretary to Secretary Of the Interior
Schurz.
II es.s fsE;ts might .a;ssi.t have been seen IN Cal
ifornia o street sign which comes very
near being an excellent palindrome. It
reads IS Gilligs-Yrek Bakery" Now
try it backwards.
1t is reported that a sponge has been
found in Florida twelve feet in ciTcumfer-
ence and weighing nineteen hundred
pounds. In the vicinity they All abundant
weighing from 159 to $50 pounds.
1T is rather qneer fact, but neverthe-
less true, that very fine champagne can
be made from our common garden tomato.
and people drink it for grape without be-
ing able to discover the slightest differ
ence.
When trade grew slack and notes fell
due, the merchants face grew long and
blue his dreams were troubled through
the night, with sheriff's bailiffs all in sight.
At last his wife unto him said 'sRise up
at once-get out of bed, and get your paper,
ink and pen, and say these words unto all
men: My goods wish to sell to you, and
TO your wives and daughters. too; my
prices are so very low, that all will buy be-
fore they gon He did as by his wife all
yised, and in the papers advertised.
Crowds came and bought of all he had;
his notes were paid, his dreams were glad;
and he will tell you to this day, how well
did printers ink repay. He told us with a
knowing wink how he was saved By print
er's ink.