Rocky Mountain husbandman. [volume] (Diamond City, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1877-05-24
ABOUT WOMEN.

hSOUA WOMEN.
-Vassar has $50 girls-thc fairest count
you ever heard of.
Fashion has struck & severe blow at high
bustles. They slope now like a %defaulting
clerk-suddenly yet gracefully.
They We're talking of an actress. Said
one: Yes, she has great talent. What
age is She" | don't know, but she looks
every day of it"
A man out West who offered bail for a
friend was asked 10y tho Judge if he had
incumbrance Oh his farm. ION, yes, said
he, my wife,
\ wife whose home is u%ncongenial will
not tamely submit to see her husband hap
py-not while she has energy enough left
to develop his get up and git"
Paris gossip says :~-Everything in fe-
male attire is worn With trayed edges. max
ing it difficult to distinguish ragged dresses
from whole ones. The most fashionable
trimming is known rs the ragged edge of
dispair.'
About seventeen ladies of st. Louis, de-
sired to testify to their admiration of Miss
Nelson. the actress, called upon the inn
where she was staying a few days ago and
insisted upon her giving each one Of them a
kiss. 4a
THE womanly woman is not ambitious
of personal display outside the perfect CON
duct OF her house and her own legitimate
beauty, She is fond Of her home and of her
domestic duties she respects her husband,
and she takes care Of her children, whom
t she looks after, guides, Influences, aad edu-
Gates into noble men and ome She is
) not Of the silly sisterhood who think house
, keeping Il degradation. and who would ratli-
! or do tie tllird-rate work OF men than the
! best of tina which nature and society have
. apportioned to themselves.
10 GET EVEN WITH HIM.-They We're
t husband and wife, and as they stood before
/, the Capitol in Washington, she asked :
4 What's that figure ON top?' That's a
t goddess" he answered. And what's Il
t goddess 20 "a woman who holds her tongue,
he replied.'' She looked at him sideways.
e and then began planning how to make a
e peach-pie with the stones in it tor the ben.
p eft of his sore tooth.-E1ie Dispatch.
POPPING IT "GRAyELY'-An Irish girl,
II who was vepy anxious that her scatter.
I Drained brother should not be refused by
II the deinure young English woman will
t whom lac had fallen desperately in love, i'm
q plored him to try to propose with the seri
BUSINESS becoming the OCCASION. lie vowee
$ solennly that lac would behave as If as if l'
$ were acting as chief at his fathers funeral
! The demure young lady lin imitation OF many
of her country women, ~graciously accepted
her wild Irish lover. She, however, confld
z ed to her bosom friend that Edmund hat
L proposed in rather an old way. lie ha,
n takensher after church to see the famil.
vault. and had there. in 81 sepulchral voice
e, asked her if she would lazy her bones besid
his bones. This he thought WAS a proper t
way fulfill the promise male to his sister Q
treating the matter with becoming serious
a ness.
!" THEoDoRE Hook, at Il inner party on
day, was charged with stealing from a fare
i written by one Of his friends the expression
You are down upon me, as the candle sal
to the extinguisher." He proceeded to sho'
how little he was under the necessity {
re stealing by supplying the same species
ore witticism to everything that was said to hi
he for the next half hour,e . g.: ~ Oh are yer
.as pressing. Dean, as the filberts said to Il
at nutcrackcr." pray pass the vine" !
m continued, =" thosgh I'm sorry to tr0ub