Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1877-12-14
NASBY.
Mr. Nasty Very Briefly Expresses His
Satisfaction mt the Acquisition of
Messrs. COnOVer and Patterson by
the Democracy
CONFEDRIr y ROADS, !
WIcH is IN THE STATE Nv KENTUCKY,
Nov Og 1917

NhD DDhAONAaNga
wIcH is IN THE STATE Nv KENTUCKY,
Nov. 8, 1877.
KNowD it--I hev felt it. Doorin the
long, dreery years that the Dimocrisy
hev mourned under Radikel rool, hev
bin certin that the day wood come when
we shood hev our own agin, and wunst
more controle the destinies and Post
offises NV this great republic.
never did live for one day, nor never
made base calkilashuns on the events
NV single yeer. The philosopher hez
to 90 to the bottom NV things, and rec
son from coz to effect.
The Dimocratic party hez the rum
mills, and the CROSSROADS. Every
thing in society and popelashun that
gravitates downward comes to us
fist ez materially ez iron films comes to
magnit. 1t is a law'uv nacher that
like attracts like. Start a s'loon in the
strictest Moo England town and the few
Dimecratic voters will find it out in a
week, and from that time their eau
cuses win be held in the back-roOm,
and ef the s'loon-keeper is industrious
the party will be reinforced by all the
men wich wood like to be dissipatid in
the visinity.
Nv faith wuz based on this law NV
nacher.
The Dimocrisy bein in a minority be-
coz NV the presher NV the war, it KEEP
the drift-wood in the Republican camp.
But when that presher wuz removed,
and the Independent Republicans COM
menced to split up on other questions
than reconstruckshen and sich, and the
Dimocrisy, takin advantage NV these dis
senshuns, began to kerry this deestrik
and that deestrik, ontil they he'd the
House, and this Senator and that SEN
ator, till they wuz within two votes NV
majority in that body, knowd wat
would come.
1t hez come.
Conover and Patterson hev come over
to us. Conover and Patterson hev cast
in their lots with us, and hentzforth
and forever will be found battlin for
purity and reform in the Dimecratic
ranks.
It's an acquisition.
Patterson is threatened, it is troo,
with the Penitenshary, but wat NV thatI
Whenever a Republican puts hisseli
in danger NV the Penitenshary he jis
begins to be fit for the Dimocrisy.
A Republicans bein in danger NV thC
Penitenshary shows that he hez bin con
templatin change in his politikil affili
ashens, and hez bin preparin for it.
Welcom, Patterson and Conoyer!
Welcom! last recroots to the army uy
reform.
see the end. The House is ours, the
SENT is ours, and the yooserper stands
alone. He hez in his yooserpin hands
the symbol NV power, but it is Harmless!
ez a sword NV lath. We hev him anC
the party wich forced him onto us. f
the Dimocrisy hev any sence, the post
offises is ours in 1880.
Thank hevin that our enemies is made
up NV men with opinions, and Nthanl
hevin they pride themselves onto it
Thank hevin that they differ so ez t.
the way to do it that they perven
themselves from doin it at all. While
they are a fitin over how the game she
! be played, we hev run off with thu
stakes. 1t is deliteful to blong to (
party whose only prinsiple is postoffis
| We are so neer the controle NV tn,
Government that the drift-wood will
either come to us or RENAME nootrel
and that drift-wood we kin manag
better than the Republicans did. w
amt bigoted, or pertikler; welkom Pat
terson and Conover! The Ablishnistl
held to these men when they didn'
need 'em-now that they need 'em
they come to us. Forchoon smiles ont
us. Patterson's vote counts jist ez mucl
| eZ Thurman's, and we shell hold hin
in his sect.
When | look at Patterson, am con
vinst that the worst yoose yoo kin put
man to is to send him to the Peniten
shary. Better keep him in the SENT t
make Dimocratic majority.
am impatient for 1880 to arrive
Time moves too slowly for me.
There's a lite about TO beam,
There's fount about to stream
Wait little longer.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
In a More Hopeful Mood.
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