The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1877-10-02

- 2
-Smleim,n PaSha was formerly a soap
lat man in Baxter street, in this city, and
dinei in the Tree soup hou-es. lie went to
Turkey and r., ist. rr,l an awful oath that
he would win fame AMI gold. The atien-
ton Vi tramp- should be urgently invited
10 this. Turkey is the place tn grow up
with the coun;ry.-N. j. Graphic.
That's tru. and ii there Is ANYTHING in
this world that tramp bankers after its
Turkey. Whenever the Gni;,hies example
IS referred a. let the tramp say 'n-lie-man
II tells tn. story in nut she'll
--EnisrJTiss- Hs1isn-: the Murphy
movement will br continued each nigh;
during the week. Between two and three
hundred nsmes have already been secured.
The hOu-es are crow.le.! nightly. Dr
Swer> iiagi ans III the human stomach will
be- exhibited Ia night.
Why don't he turn Kelly inside out. and
show them a living example oi the effects
IL blue lightning? IL would IN a death
blow to alcohol in MoirrIy.
-E.s..pris,- N.sit.r: Rev David Day.
of the Msrsi,,lI Ds,.r.r,t, reals II. Martin
Williams \ lecture on hissphemy:
Ilasing accomplished 40 much, David
thinks seriously Of taking Orders. He's
! been wicked MN in his DIV, but he
wants tn b. brand p!uckeiirom the Lurn-
ing.
~ Lais Journal: The S-,lIli, EAnpo
has 4 >iru'n, desire see Armstrong P,sha In
the United Stats Senate. In fsct, A. T.
seem. io ne the ilvoriie candidate with th,
press ii the Siit-. aud i,'> Just the least bit
remark able, tco, for he has always ssubbed
newspaper MEN no,ori"usiy.
DAILY y certain class. The Co'onel pos
s.--e- wonderful faculty of di-srimina-
ti.n. n you see the point, old man,
-Nasrisi.s,s Herald Children born at
s.a are rocked in the cradle of the deep.
IL H.. SURE but that doesn't prevent squalls.
NJ, iha; Is the main feature alb III: them
". y. Gapaic: From playing the
sick orphan So long. Krke Ciaxton, has
bsc"mc. IL - said. welI-ofi un.
Sucl, rs:il,s ar. orphan the css. But
Ne don't van, any more ii your Clax'on
this subject.
~. L.sis .L.sraJ: We are grieve,l tn
observe that no, solitary one 1T our State
-xchsns.-s has had Il kinl woid to our dis
:iny,i,si,-,l fellow citik-n. John y. Priest.
who. hy his rx-ml.liry iir. extraordinary
talents AMI lsr.. experience, seems emf
nrntly qualified ior \ seat in the United
States Scmate.
Why don't the .Iosraai put Billy Ryder
out n i'll candidate. The General would
he the very man ior the place from the
.fDnrsa's standpoint.
-F..m;a.ri..a T;a,..s. Iun,or saws Henry
Wand E@,ci'er will step int" the shoes al
the late Brigham Young.
There must h.. s',uhe mistake abnnt this
II - n", Brigham You,,s's ,h.~s that
H.r,.her would like tn get into.
Dick Sylvester AMI II. Martin Will
liams are discussing their mutual merits
Is Washers"
The Cas- C.n,niy fIn1sr has reached
specie basis. II is issuing hard cash.
One Of the dashimg b,lles On north
Fifth >trrt, met with quite n serious acct
.leat yesterday. She dashed her dainty loot
against large boulder in the hack yar,i,
whilc dashing an,unl after n chicken for
the MONDAY meal. \ gentleman friend
caught the chicken, AMI gave the Lady
cand- Ia hush her cries Of piin.-.S. JAZZ
Gas.tfc.
1t iscnrreniiy reported that n St.
J.~eph hell-'s fno, il about the size al an
ordinary hsii,oat, and il mus, have been
severe shock To the boulder when she
brought il toe such m encounter.
N. u. Rnysa. Til. St. IouiS GLIB
DtnaTa ssys the Presilent will mise the
cream oi his trip by not coming tn ST.
Louis.
Yes, hut there was no milk 81 human
kindness in that remark.
The Clinton Demaern calls ". Martin
Williams \ peacock. W. should Just like
to know what the peacock has done To b.
abnsesi in that way?
Palmyra Dcmnoou: II Is stated. On not
very gon.l authority. however, that the
wealthy dwsrf, Johnny Booker, has offered
Marion county maiden SSD.0O
ior her heart, hand. etc, but abe shook
him.
II vas possibly the "etc" the maiden
objected to. What il usually contained in
a PALMYRA girls "etc," anyway.
The Way They Caught Rose BY
tinge.