Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1877-07-06

Enquirer.
"A young lady in Hudson, Me-, is now
teaching in the same school-room where
her mother and grandmother have taught
before her. L.,I
Jennie June writes that ason
English women are never R"use 4ably
dressed is because they wear OCT their
dresses, never changing them to suit the
fashion.
Sleeveless jackets for ladies, made of
cream. colored cashmere and solidly EN-.
broidered in black and gold, are the
most expensive and elegant of late i'm.
portations.
After boy is tired out hoeing pota-
toes nothing seems to rest him more
than to dig over few square rods of
green sward in search of bait.-Rome
Sentinel.
A small boy, who no harm apprehended,
To the tree-top serenely assembled
For an immature peach
That hung out of reach.
The funeral was largely attended.
Mr.. John T. Raymond while pass
ing the Treasury Department in Wash
ington, observed: There's millions in
it" and then, in quietmanner: "There's
millions after it,"
"A little girl said to her mamma:
Mamma, have you heard of the man
that got shot?" mo, child, how did he
get shot?" asked mamma. "Oh," said
young precious, he bought 'em."
1t has been discovered in Paris that
the little yellow marks upon certain
brands of Havana cigars, which cause
them to be greatly priced by smokers,
are created by the sprinkling of acids.
Their race is run. Reference is
made to the Understanding collars which
gentlemen have been wearing. A newer
style of neck-trimmers consists of linen
bands straight around the neck in cleri-
cal style.
"A man never so forcibly feels the in
convenience of being under-sized, until
his wife informs him that if he had been
two inches taller his old pants would
have made two new pairs for his son.
Whitehall Times.
The want of the country is not
new party. "Talk about a new partyw
exclaimed an excited man in the read
ing room, last evening. "Why, there
amt offices enough now for the parties
we've already got"
They were at dinner party, and he
remarked that he supposed she was fond
of ethnology. She said she was, but she
was not very well, and the doctor had
told her not to eat anything for dessert
except oranges.-NOr~ich Bulletin.
The effort to unite allopathy and
homeopathy in London promises to re-
suit in great war. The medical journals
are already at it, and every doctor car
ries scalpel and some pills in his
sleeve.
The cloud that settles upon the
juvenile heart when it rains the day
the picnic" is to come off finds its only
parallel in that which bestrides the fe-
male brow under similar circumstances
the first Sunday after procuring new
summer polonaise.
The income of Baron Rothschild,
who is at the head of the Vienna bank
ing-house, is 5000 per day. And yet
he wisely refrains from wearing a So, 600
diamond ring on his left hand for fear
he will be mistaken for the end man of a
minstrel NorristOwn Herald.
The strawberry -shortcake festivals
held by our church societies might be
rendered more interesting and attractive
by announcing that the young man who
finds the strawberry in his piece of cake
will be entitled to kiss from the pret-
test girl in the ROOM Worcester Press.
The Government is in a state of
grave perpleXity, and the President never
slept wink last night, thinking about
it. West Point has just graduated an
other class of officers, and it is just going
to gravel the Administration the worst
way to divide up the private soldiers in
the army so as to give one or two of them
to each of the officers for q command
Haook- Eye.
=" Jerry Schooling, State Treasurer
of Nevada, was married in San Francis
co last week, the bride being his former
wife, from whom he had been divorced
for upward of twelve years" That's the
way of the world: first Schooling, then
vacation, and then more Schooling
Little boy" Please, I want the
doctor to come and see mother" Serv
ant" Doctors out. Where do you
come fromH" Little Boy" What Don't
you know mep Why, we deal with you.
We had baby from here last weekr-
London Fun.
The OOurier-JOurHaI is still mad, ;"
says the Detroit Free Press, "because
most everybody puts three 'p's' in Cul-
peper Stop your grumbling. Isn't this
the season for peasH" Yes, it is the sea
son for peas; but we despise the way
some people have of Cutting the market.
Courier Journal
"A New England philosopher has un.
folded a new theory of the cause of the
appetite for stimulants. He says the
custom Of dressing in black is RESPONSE
BILE for the craving for drink, and that if
people would dress in white the sun
would furnish the nerves all the stimu
lants required.
1t has been said that any American
boy may expect some day to be Presi
dent; but after the Newark boy has been
umpire of game of base ball he never
looks forward to any other dignities He
has reached the pinnacle of glory and
sat down upon it.-NeUdrk Call.
1t was little too much when the
foreman brought us paper slip that the
pressman had rested his hand on after
handling an inky roller, and asked us to
put in the names of the towns-especial
ly as he knew we had refused to put any
war maps into our columns.
We observe in the paper an item to
the effect that a mother in Maryland bit
of her child's toe in her sleep. We have
so often demonstrated with mothers
against the practice of sleeping with their
children's toes in their mouths that we
have little sympathy for this woman.
Sooner or latter the catastrope is sure to
come.-PhiIadeLphia Bulletin.