The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1876-09-14

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Fire, again!
School in session.
Cedar river is on a high.
State Fair is in full blast.
Days have shortened muchly.
INTERCHANGEABLE Fair next weel-.
A little sun mot sony on Tues
day.
The tramps have gone eastward
again.
Shall Upton have a FIRE com
pany?
Did you hear the news from
Maines
:" 'Rah for Hidden and (hicD Ten
drinks!"
The county jill is to be fixed
1t needs it.
Oysters "came in" at the Cit,
Bakery last week.
Fall weather has been "fallin,
weather" so far.
Time now to begin to learn t
shut the door after you.
And now a centennial excursion
from here is being talked up.
Cedar county can have Fair
and good one, yet this year.
INTERCHANGEABLE is making mouth
at Upton on the Fair question.
Vermont moves Hayes election
and Maine seconds the motion.
Judge Tuthill raised a crop o
buckeyes that Ohio can't equal.
Proceedings of last session 0
the Board in full on opposite page.
"A good girl wanted. Wages nj
object. Inquire at J. G. Sheldon's. I
Car load OF good western whea
just received at the Upton Steam
Mil.
WHY can't we have q rousine
county Fair beginning, say abou
Oct. 10th?
The celebrated New Orlean.
minstrels have engaged the CITY
Hall for Friday evening, 10Th inst.
Brick, the best quality eve
made in this vicinity, constantly OF
hand and for sale by VIM. kettell. I
The State Horticultural Society
meets at West Branch in December
Fuller notice will be given in du'
time.
j. J. Johnson, 3 miles east o
Upton, sells his pigs, horses aE'
other stock. as well as implements
&C., at public sale on the n inst.
-Alsop Latham, II miles west o
Fairview church, will sell at auction
on the 25th inst, horses, cattle ant
hogs, corn, hay, implements and fur
niture.
If you would like to pay IS Cts
for fine sterescopic view Of the &c
dsr county fruit sent to the centen
NAL, call at this office-a few wer'
left here for sale.
A batch of "ready-printed in
sides" came here last week addressed
to "W. l.. Shocks, editor Tiptol
Republican," Who Shocks is hash
TRANSFERRED but the paper was was solt
for wrapping purposes to pay charges
The Cosmopolitans, after finish
ing their engagement here, went t
Muscatine. where they are playing
this week. They seem to be com
pany of ladies' and gentlemen, as We
as artists, and we hope they vii
visit US again.
If young ladies must stop at the
saloon to sheer up" in all friendli.
ness we advise them to 20 inside ant
not stand on the pavement to surve,
the heavens through the bottom of !
beer mug. The eclipse in such . cas-
isn't in the sky.
The week that was to be crowd
ed so full for Upton didn't bring any
thing to speak Of except rain. Cir
cult Court fzzled, the Fair drowned
and nothing did business except thu
Board Of Supervisors. They ar
proof against wind and weather.
John McClurc's left eye was i
mourning and his cheek and fac
terribly pulled up with anger therea'
last Tuesday morning. John said h
had been splitting stove wood care
lessly, but wise ones, like Mar
Stewart, shook their heads ominously
Some of the ''boys" have bee
complaining about infringement {
their pa. ent because they have foun
old married men, whom they 50
ought to have been at home gettin
acquainted with their families, hang
ing over front gates =: = late hour
the evening.
- He is a very strict churchma
and of course he don't allow the boy
to swear, but he can't exactly under
stand Johns answer when he aske
him about conversation he ove1
heard. John insists that it was .
right; that the peculiar name of tn
other boy, which is w Damyu, hi
caused al the misunderstanding
The old man is still rejecting.