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The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

grSS; III i ~ ts -
n IS Us olles nads sisl1nE -
force of party frattachnsat = ssaf ne.
essts. But ~htn two msh sss Placsa IN
oppositton for Office, betwesn whom thsre
issuch vide difference for qualities htness
and aptness for the position - there Is
between Levi c. Bird and Hon. james
Williams, this contrasting Of claims becomes
an absurdity. The difference is too VIDE
to give it the serious cast OF earnestnes
and throws over the whole q blanket Of
IF ridcclue that destroys effect. The one
represents the confidence of the people, NJ
works quietly in their interests. INT
other lifts his voice in tho club room, ano
at the cross roads but We are morally
confident that with the links Of Democ
racy enchanting the voice Of control Al
we'll as they do. in this State, that NJ
will not lift his voice in the high temples
Of the nation, and the stay at Home Clut
cannot afford to spare him from the list o
its members.
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

NOTHING could be mere brutal, than the
recital of the witnesses in the prize fight
er's trial, shows that occurrence to have
been. The dead fighter was led by two
men to his antagonist to be knocked down
again and again. Nearly dead the last
time he could only raise his partly closed
hands above his waist and his antagonist
with both fists even then beat him unmerci-
fully, and one witness states, that the last
blow knocked him twelve inches in the
air and back distance Of six feet. The
brute who did this work is now on trial
and hopes for liberty, and even if we were
opposed to capital punishment we coult
not say that the halter would draw any to,
lightly around the neck of this man, ant
that punishment as severe would be tot
much for those who held poor Roster u
TO be murdered.
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SPEAKING of the nomination of ex-Gov-

SPEAKING of the nomination of ex-Gov-
ernor Dix for Mayor of New York City,
the New York "sun" Of yesterday says:
"Last night the Republicans nominated
Centennial Dix for Mayor. The aged Boy
in Blue has been brought up from the
sandy beach at West Hampton to again
enter the lists for Office. Since Mr.. Tilden
whipped him in the race for the Cover
norship by fifty thousand majority, in 1874
Door Dix has been unhappy, for he has
been without public Office and its emoulu-
ments. Now he is again to be put on the
course, but, alas !! he can never reach the
goal. He is played out as 6gare-head,
his name evokes no enthusiasm, and the
people are getting tired Of seeing him
trotted out as an applicant for every kind
Of Office. Smith Ely, Jr., will beat him
for Mayor, Of course. Nor will Centen-
nial Dix strengthen the Republican
national and State tickets.
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Personal Mention.

Personal Mention.
Mr.. Link makes sausages in New York.
James T. Fields does not like Bulwer.
The Sioux say it is well enough for ne
eroes and whites to work, but as for the
Sioux brave, give him idleness or give him
death. s..ss
Bailey, the Danbury News man, is lectur'
ing in Boston, and his audiences are pleased
with him.
Charles Francis Adams and William M.
Evarts will attend the centenary dinner OF
the Boston Latin School the day after the
election.
Don Carlos and Donna Margarita, his
wife, may be seen frequently driving in the
thoroughafares of Paris In plain but ele.
CANT Victoria, with one horse, a simple
royal crown marking the carriage and the
harness.
Judge Brown, of the Baltimore Supreme
Court, with view of putting q check to
professional jurors, has given implicit in
structions that in revising lists and drawing
juries for the several courts, the names Of
all persons who have served within two
years preceding last May, be stricken from
the lists.
General Butler will not soon hear the last
of that sword. The Chicago Tribune thinks
"Le sabre dn mon pere was not circum-
stance to it. It is to be hoped that the
list of the Generals victories have been
properly engraved upon the point of the
weapon"
There is pretty story told to the effect
that once upon time when Mr.. Joaquin
Miller, made one of a conventional riding
party in Cleveland, he suddenly astonished
his fair companions and delighted the sur
rounding country by springing to his feet in
the saddle and gracefully proceeding for a
space in that breezy and inspiring attitude
of the vaquero. Which spectacle certainly
did nobody harm and was doubtless pleas
ing relaxation to perplexing poet.
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

We would state to the Democratic clubs
expecting to participate in the torch light
procession tonight that if they would carry
a transparency with the name of the club
on all four sides, it would enable spectators
to designate the club. Let the transparency
be in the front line of the club. q |
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

AND now the editor Of the Conner
cial" is wrestling with the Southern war
claims. With the phantom Of bloody
shirt pursuing him, loaded down to groan-
ing with Southern war claims, and his
heart crimming full Of sorrow, for the ter
rorized negro, this gentleman has truly a
heavy load,
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

SHEPHERD, Robson, Babcock. Belknap.
Blaine, Delano, Porter and Chandler, and
all the rest of them, are solid for Hayes
and hard times. The times are good enough
for them. ....
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

81 ntEs eacouragine NJ ths DemcdrsaIe
ticksl than Il i now. The infoenaticu nom
eli quarters Of the country contain mes
cages ofchesr for Democratic eals. Verify
the tideof political success has been turned
from the old channel Of Republication and
flows steadily onward to the goal Of Demo
critic ambitions. We have bean told, since
the fight of the October elections ended. BY
those leaders of the Republican forces, who
represent the eyes Of that party, that the
States engaged in the struggle OF that
month were not the pivotal ones upon
which the success Of next Tuesday rested.
They coMended that the decision rested with
New York, New jersey and Connec-
ticut, but the intelligence that new pou.s in
from these States. is sufficient to warrant
them in naming some other section as the
decisive ground.
From New York the news is more than
ever Of cheering nature for the Democra-
cy, and the lowest estimates give it to that
party by a majority of fifty-ive or sixty
thousand. In New York city the Demo-
cratic ticket is a unit for the Tammany
nomination, and the lowest estimates plac-
ed upon the city is thirty-6ve to forty
thousand Democratic majority. The In
dependent Gre enback movement has en-.
dorsed the Democratic ticket, and there was
never before in that city such solid COM
bination of forces for the success Of the
ticket.
As far as New York State is concerned,
it is virtually for Tilden. The pools are
selling on even bets that he will get fifty
thousand in the city, and on the general
result they sold on Wednesday mig ght as
follows: For 1000 to Hayes $50; on the
State of New York, Tilden, 100; Hayes,45;
Connecticut, Tilden, 100; Hayes, S5; In
diana, Tilden, 100; Hayes,5o; Ohio, Hayes,
100; Tilden, As; that Hayes will carry Ohio
by 10000 majority, even betting; that
Tilden will carry Indiana, New Jersey
and New York, 100 to l25. Also the fol-
lowing: on the general result, Tilden, 500;
Hayes, 425; at the Turf Exchange, Tilden,
100; Hayes 80.
We have as good reason to hope for a
result proportionately large in New jersey
and Connecticut. The best ammunition that
the Republican party had was New York
in the part these three pivotal States
would take in the contest. They were
confident of the tide turning in this elec-
ton as it did when Dix was elected to
smother the stencil of Tammany. Mr..
Tilden's character was libeled with
income.tax roorbacks to taint him with the
smut Of the same dishonesty as that which
brought Tweed under the arm Of the law,
as much to affect New York as it was to
be used as general campaign document
But this has signally failed, and SO has the
Southern claims bugaboo. The majority
of these three States will 60 for the Demo
cratic ticket and so will the majority Of the
electoral college.
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

ALL the vast army Of sinecurists in the
the public Offices all the men who draw
large salaries for doing little work, and all
the men who steal, are solid for Hayes and
hard times. The times are good enough
for them.
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

DEMOCRATS, be sure to bring your
neighbors to the polls. Spare no efforts to
bring ont full vote which insures Dem
|cratic victory. ~ - ,'''i&17' r.71aja =
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03
FOR PRESIDENT. E.e
J. SAMUEL J. TILDEN.
FOB VICE PkESIDENT,
THOMAS A. HENDRICKS

rREMDENTIAL ELDCTORA.
JOHN II. RODNEY, New Castle Co.
I JOHN w. SHARP, Kent Co.
GEORGE w. WILLEN, Sussex Co.
1EDRMENTATIvE IN CONGRESS.
Hon. JAMES WILLIAMS.
ehnr FOB SHERIFF,
sjs fss ISAAC ARUBB.
FOR CORONER. ..
u, DAVID =. kUSE,
FOR STATE SENATOR, ..
HARRY sRAkPLkY, Brandywine Hd.
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W0si.gts., Nevsnssr ., ls7s.
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03
r0R LEVY COURT

FOR LEVY COURT.
WILLIAM p. LODGE, Brandywine.
JAMES CARSWELL, WilmiL gton.
ADDiIPHUS HUSBANDS, Christtana.
ALBERT H. SILVER. New Castle.
WILSON, Pencaoer.
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

@Mq FOE REPRESENTATIVES,.
JAMES W. WAKE, Wilmington
iOHN w. r. KILLGORE, Christiana.
JOHN e. BARTHOLOMEW, Mill creek.
THOMAS HOLCOMB, New Castle.
THOMAS BIRD, Red Lion.
JAMEs NICHOLSON, PencaAer.
EDWIN r. COCHRAN, st. Georges.
The Morning herald., 1876-11-03

Tom Thumb proela'na |n'slf = q. T'ld'n 'l''''
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TIE GOVERNORS STORY.

Governor Grover - OREGON seu,i. Viz Side of
tle case ID" the Nea lorA Herald.
y u.-..- -..a.f.
Sur--. Oregon. Dec. :. ls76.-To
the editor OF The Herald: Al your lee
quest give You some ui the ground. o.
mv action iu granting certificates o. r'rc-
iOIs iu Oregon. Tie laws 90 Oregon
require tie governor 90 Grant ceriii-
catt- ID electors duly elected. 10 iakinr
biz o.. ih of Office the governor /, sWou
30 support tie constitution Of the Uni
ted state, and OF this Stale. In the
election of president aud vice-nre~ideni
The constitution OF Tie United state, j.
the paramount law. That Instrument
declare, that no person holding an Office
OF trust or profit under the United
State SHAH be appointed sn eieciOr.
John ". Watts. one Of the electors yOt-
Cd Tor ia Oregon, was on the ia day o.
November. holding an Office OF profit
and tgH,l under the United States. to-
wit. Postmaster Of Fayctie. county seat
of Yamhell county. aud had 30 held that
Office Tor more than three year>. MANY
more than the number OF voters constr
tutiuE lis majority bad actually passed
iu and Out OF biz Office on Official bust
ness Ills official character was gener-
ally known and vas me- toned during
tie political discussion OF the canvass
The law wa known aud the fact wa
known rendering him disqualified 20 be
"a eiector. 4 protest was filed in the e1.
su;iye office by prominent citiZens object.
inE % ihe Issuance Of a certificate O.
Watt, as person Disqualified, accom-
pAiued by proof OF biz disqualification
aud demanding that the same issue TO th'
eligible person having the next highes
number OF votes, \ reply was fled ED
j.ct.ug % anything but the count ~ il'
votes and q certificate on the count. ar.
iu1-In- o.. denial OF the disquaiifyiu-
lact-. 10 was ruled in the case tina
Wlei. tie objection 30 the applicant
right 10 receive Tie certificate rests VI
ou the ground th a constitutional pro
hj1iti0u D, iutorpOsed, tAe governor act
ing under bis oath 10 support the con
stitution. j. bound 10 entertain and De
ternile the question; not only that, ia
: ~ determine IN such way as 10 ca
forre the cousti. tional mandate to tn
extent ct his executive power. Ii wa
also held that the Jaw and facts bein,
vel Au0yu the votes cast for tse incl
Iil.e candidate Cla nos be counted fol
amy purpose, aud the eligible candidau
having The next higl est humber OF vote
YVES duly a 'riel Ihisfaiing was base
-p0- standard luIloltit-. srrh q
----.r- al- tra.r Is.su. 81 u4
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To political aspect Is mt materially
C. a-rd iiis week. though the viliaiuot'>
V4dl-aI intention, are becomiHg more
e., id,-t. aul the prooabi,iiie, OF tn l.
inrci, 70 political war lo mdnisin the
,.'o.rc a. tbc people ai the ballot box !
D .-aminr more imminent. While SEN
a.or Eluln3-' plan 70 refer the matter
f,tbe S4prcme rourt was 1uder discus
,i,u. rbe ttsiror Grant, who chances I"
be z e-ideut, openly boasted that h
-,iilu-tclrr a 4 I'll Tor the supreme
cuurl-hc depended on the army" IL
ftr,mr> 90 HAT the Democrats, who
lI1,e tire pollcd over a million msjority
otti @ white votes OF the country. and a
gnar.cr ufa million OF all classes. viii
,iat Hesitate 20 hang tie base traitor.
and his h,.l deserving co-colspiraiors
a-lu-l THE liberties OF the people, high
en- I.u "a lmau. The honestly express
90 voice OF iie people must be carried
,ut. or tie minority which opposes ~
,.i.l De Speedily swept out Of existence
DIVA liI-.. horrible. bot Just war o. eN-
Termination. a the ou'y means 81 pre-
s.Niar constitutional liberty 90 tae Re-
,ut.i-. Conservative and ju,,ice-sor ~
E,ruticlus should begin now 90 rsfec,
.,o, which side they vii! take there
stand. prepared - abide by tie oonse-
qrence-.
The Democratic NATIONAL and Con-
g-e,sipual Committee recommend that
meetings be held All ever The land, OF
lover. 81 liberty. on the Eta OF January
to express their sentiments on the stu
alton These meetings should give
voice 90 the cooi. deliberate determine
t.or OF the people.
IT. Congressional Committees, OF
both Houses aud Senate, 10 investigate
tie overiuiniug Boards in the south
have gone 10 work. and it i expected
vii report after the holiday recess
when some definite plan viii be adopted
ta secure unity ol action.
The Democratic visiting COMMITTEE,
70 Louisiana have made TO Mr.. Hewit
an uuan,weruble report. showing tina
iot only Justice and decency. but tai
law under hich il was organized. va
vioatei by the Louisiana Eeturnin.
n1~rI DO is recent action, aud that i-
action Is entirely illegal
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Fl. ana ai, SO Yea 4 alh. iaffr e. .,-ai
-,..i.-,. i1 fia f-n'rnl ~fsrr- haaae e.
n. .. .ettt.i.c, aud 80 .r-.-,l 'rrirf Ell
p I-b authorif 80. taiA rafl.anir rt
,u.i iuaicirl TEE iaW ct onrgen f'r''-
Isl lia- '"r ihr filling ofvacancl,> "a f..r
electoral rn.'el-- rr~o-uiTf- - Nnrslrh
only Foe ra>e> a. here There ha~ h~ru
incumbent auA .Hrh iurum lsuf ha- aitis.
NJ rlsp,l iu nrt. NEGLECTED 20 affend. or
Is oilrru i.e rhs.fi. o. itis Of re- there
WAS 10 Incumbent unless the neat hiEa-
- r1ludidaie should take che fi'-iii''r-
sui there Wa> go varancK WhiCh coi.1
Pc iilled hv other ncriherS 81 fhe r'e--
-oral college. TIE neNt higieSf oanfl-
late Ell. hie under fhe constitution ~
the United State ws~ tlrreupnn crrIsl-
I'd 10 be duly elected. l. 4 GE"rrR.
Governor or Oregon
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The political fruuhIr. lowering over
Dr. country at th- moment no not seem
,r Ff.er rhs tnh1reo market in this citv
.u the 'pr-t. There has hNfn The greatest
trflv.rs iu Tho wef,i'- cirrle throughout
tho surirr week END af very satisfactory
rrpr. ~ choice have brought ~ high n
- nr md = Ou Tor Teas AMI Tugs but. II
must b. understood. the average SALES
tslt -omething under these figures.
Gnof crop. however appear 20 he much
sought after. aud ALWAYS excite lively
r"npr-ti.i1u by The buyer-. BoOuviIle
Euguirer
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lat week Irri-r ulEeE Coos.
'isi-- asolt faur lu5-- frpm " -
burr. o. la- lt-rrr Dc r-f 1r-a r
township. Eere -ull-l.- l.au II e-
Dr haa-au. uf M -r-hu-r ua- .e.u-
Iloarf ana nHer a t.lr1 tll-n-u4r.s.a
preaoUluri 1hc -.rsu--- rts re-r.s sr
poison Arer t1via- 1imfn -'-rr.I
u-'lrlle 90 tie Tllra--- ae --lrtsI -u
-ld -i.e u ber-a----s- nf Gre rr7-rr O.
d olL fillr lls --ll-l I'D h5m r1 "a
-i-feru nrnr IS uh1re 90 Ma ll-r1rer. ~
iLaf -a-le one h1i -hrDal large 4ulusI-
fies az ar--alr ilrr rtr SAFER a rurt-srr
-f s. lr. We- flni r1 -.zrre ~ i-. r-
faltr- g. r..= ri-lrr-a 1ai e tslr-iDu ol
fte clfh. Tie -1flr- ft-l5. v rlr-l-- cd
"a r...... ...r-- I've III. utu-u Her- rs..-.a---
q D. driua -r- CIR u-srFr- rt@ bate l.1rla
trcsriu-- Ir-- Cook ts-l from t.re
.1Itri- ol fle rlei-sa- Tier -at-rIr-s -.-...
terrible and ter iua- --s .u -..el lar l-
lursied before sl- ile.L Tine stter
member. 81 t-s izmli.y sill probably
recover
Ille neigh boa, 0oF T. Orb ~ faver % s--
ciiemsrf orfr tie 1I1i-. f-af u0 one b.
geeu arrested tia-f us .rsE Of \ Ger
man liEs- in TIE uFi-la-ar.g0,t i -u--
picipneD ef LEEiE.- comm ---. iaa crime
"a acdounr o. q fi--a-r nni Ll-I-ree-
-s-ui D. had uiih Hr- Coos bus tlere b.
40 positive rEiifure connected there
4ilh--l IsoosEl--e --liiusraT-
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Tar Ma'7-oa faa tFT la-r'ru'r met
ru rr.H.rl, nsrsa-ruarr- tI
as Al1u.- ~- tsu.e- lsfr- g-h. t.7f-
Tfaritr- Vr-fa-- g. 10. urr aey. WI
iafn o-r- = INNS Hop Jennie t'ICrfE
enH Auna~ i.errs.r ~-earrrl vl~frgr-
favored rie iu-ii.ule uzla t-.sir un,il-
ri3ef afrfnrisn- AmnuE th- visitors
isk.- paru iu rhe exsuui--- werc thr
Ni--c- Lrura pavur- Ollie Brigrsiu and
Mara BrIliH5n.
Heu-e osI-fl Cav s-.,-r hv Prr.if 10
Dos nrE- tar r~-u.ar F.re- l,Eul.l-.e ~ A.
ilsn s@krn 49,. W.
oshosras lr. Nv J. a. Dpwnry the
dfin Oh -hfs hr1neh Of --liV u.-. VERY
Interesting 20 az uas participated
therein.
Arlr .nier5e. hV William YOamE-
ToIir- lar ntsi Frarficns-
Flin .iolr-K- b. Jennie tIszen->ub-
jet. tsn-rrurfiou VI rhe EVr-
ln.iiiute EOok Recess uurl J Oclo-rS-
p N
AFuEEX0oS sF--aoN-
Institute mel PROMPTLY Gas, drilled
in History isy Emmzh Ilr-e. shv supply
ins fhr ria-e az Mr- I;ol5n- absent
. trsu.uaar- by Aalis Cooper -TyFic,
Analysis fhe di--a>.5cr on tlT< subject
a. VERY iuftnc-t5n-- JOB - li1l AT vi Ehe
Institute Elsr1i-ira
J. = hounrg drilled q class ia Ge,1--
raphg - Topic. Descriptive This class
uss assigned 20 Mr. >rrlzu bv the com
miifee- buf - a. Supplied by Mr. DoWuey
on accouur % hfr lh-euoe-
ON mofi0n or William Young. abe
.cl-l=sa- sF-siailt-n wn. read nud
adopted hv -i- Iu--itufs-
Received ThaI ut irnal-r our rhtu s'
40 = = Britain Houston Grrem- J. Eas-.
ard oiler- ior tie h0-1lrI.ill-- shows
81. aud far TIE iaIere-i El-zy manifest !,
edura-il D.
Tie Ihair-riar az T.oiu-rt Em-ut Hope
Aunia Cooper AMI Iennl~ G.sEru a.
committee 90 srrGmE- q Ern-rnulm@ m.
TIE next meeting Tie 1a-ipw-ur pro-
sramme VA reported and adopted b.
Tie lusilfutr-
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Gle Indiana .l.uIteur % the
Cinrinuafi haztrre -ive. aa Account Ut
a Vi-if he vaii 20 rhe farm % Hon
James H. WIaliam-- tSCveuuDr Ebert OF
Indiuun- tie mal-lua- f.lnE b. ma. i.-rI
10 make fle welt D. shat E~ bail -e-rl
in tire p1pefs before and s5urr the eis,--
AEON in regard - TIE .l1veu.v aprsar-
snoe Of fhin-- aisslE Ei.- loose OF -B.rs~
Jean. and 60 -ee Mr. WE..itm-- Who
be- learned vent ztult the h0u--s bare
footed ana dir1F. su1rkiuE a coru-eo.o
pipe- Asa re-uis Uf liz wit he pur-
On rerori tie fact that eveF-Erhimr ahorsr
she farm and tOu-e Va remarkably
neat ard clsan- snd Mr. Williams a
rerv presentltls Cd adv % good au-
pearznce and uoIss5 f-rmeauor- HI
publication shogsh rsu-e the blush OF
.name O. fin-le the rheek- Of such a.
lave menuiF lied ab9at her even after
tie elecriu-- When up.hiax roa-d he AZ
c01UTliste1 hv ir except 60 CRAFTY =
naturally DEPRIVED hsart-
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ETOue George kono.t married
resident o. Ol township Perry e0anty.
with hn oiig tonrue ard srg-dirE wife
EFF her an1 seat q uith Vle,0rfA VIII
lam = buzorn youu- girl % the neigh
bprhopd rsoenily. ard TIE tru1ut pair
iocHied IN MARTA oo1uty. whsre 10 -
snii kouoN 3. nou iu Jail % uueh
90 so0idius uivus an pretty girL..
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Physiology b. A. A Bo.fn-TOpTc.
IL Ear.
History bF Annie C-,~per-TSE.se-
Tie NeKicau MAJ
Rradiu-. ts Itr-- 70 f1'f-=n-
Glmmar lE Ll--al iIope-~ulject
f4lse >EntaK-
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r. 4 GRotIN
". Il. LAsWELL-
HESEK kNHFEE.

aeinqurnt tax Of Pike county
...- s192z4 81
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-11-09
Had no Fun in HIM.

One of the members of the Metho
dist Conference, recently held here
was out for walk at an early houl
one morning, and while on Howard
street, he encountered a strappine
big fellow, who was drawing a wagon
to the blacksmith shop.
"Catch hold here and help mt
down to the shop with this Wagon
and I'll buy the whiskyp' called the
big fellow.
81 never drink" solemnly replied
the good man.
"Well, you can take cigar"
81 never smoke"
The man dropped the wagon tongue
looked hard at the minister and
asked:
''Don't you chew?"
"No, sir" was the decided reply.
'Youmust get mighty lonesome, >
said the teamster.
81 guess I'm all right feel first
rate"
'I'll bet you even that 1 can lay
you on your back" remarked the
teamster. "Come now, let's warm up
a little
81 never bet"
"Well, let's take each other down
for fun, then. You are as big as
am, aad I'll give you the under
hold"
81 never have fun," solemnly an
swered the member.
"Well, I'm going to tackle you any
way. Here we gof'
The teamster slid up and endeav-
ored to get neck hold, but he had
only just commenced to fool about
when he was lifted clean off the grass
and slammed against tree box with
such force that he gasped halt doz-
en- times before he could get his
breath.
"Now you keep away from mew ex-
claimed the minister, picking up his
cane.
"Bust me if 1 don'tr' replied the
teamster, as he edged of. "What's
the use in lying and saying that you
didn't have any fun in you when
you're chuck full of it, Blame it!
you wanted to break my back, didn't
you."-Detroh Free Press.