The Morning herald., 1876-09-14
Ou,. MSmtae,sre Postes.

ssPeter, don't you enjoy the astronomi-
cal phenomena these evenings r. said ~
well to dc citizen, residing In West Harris /
burg, to his colored employee, the other
evening. "Clare to goodness, l never tried
'em, mushmelon's my favorite fruit"
For Turkish bath 60 to 1913 Chestnut
street, Philadelphia.
mighty ih,ard.S H"oh, It's = heap worse
than hard, Plantagenet, it's bitter, It's Bit
ter" "Have you any last request to
make W eyes," said Percy, the tears
coming into his eyes, "give me chew
of tobacco"
Fulmer gets up oysters in every style ct
sos Market street. Roast dinner 25 cents.
IS Song writer's have good deal to say
about the told school house," but are very
careful not to mention the fact that rab-
bit track would have pulled them away
| from the dear old structure At race horse
speed during any period of their attend
ance.
VIM. J. Morrow 4 Sons lightning rods
are the best in the market. ONCE 4l1
French street.
Don Carlos oathes every day at Newport,
Ewhere the ladies watch him disporttng IN
the surf, and consider the Muscular devel-
opcment of his legs as superior even to that
OF Weston's. They attribute 1t to the ex-
ercise he took in getting out of Spain.
Mines restaurant, Sixth and Market
streets, is Just the place to get good stew.
Remember, Sixth and Market streets.
The "Northern STAR" published at Sho-
homish City, Wy, has this "Wll Mrs.
Sinclair and our chief accept the thanks of
this Office Mrs. Sinclair for . lot Of very
fiue cherries of the Princess Ann variety,
sent to our chief, and our chief for his ABB
sence."
Hiram Yerger makes good harness at low
rates. He can afford to sell cheap as no
works every day.
The thermometer In Atlanta doesn't fool
around and play with the north wind. 4
Young man who attended church with his
Isweetheart on Sunday attempted cit the SER
mon out with paper shirt bosom, but was
NOT altogether successful. It is said that
when he came out, waving his rattan, his
appearance was such as to give rise to .
SUSPICION that saleratus bombshell had
struck him in the stomach. The girl said
J she had accepted an invitation to take din
! ner with friend. :.
Buy Bush's Shsmokin Coal, and you will
use no other. :.
Patient to his 0Oct0r.-"AnQ ~ really
true that shall recoverp "Infallibly," "
. answers the man of medicine, taking from
his pocket paper full Of figures. Here,
!; look at the statistics of your case; you VIII
!. and that one per cent of those attacked with
YOUR mslady are cured" "Well," said the
sick man, in an unsatisAed manner. "Well,
! you are the hundreth person attacked with
' | this disease that have had under my care
and the first ninety-ntne are all dead.
+ Owing to the breaking of the coal combi.
. nation, Mills & Combs are Offering Goa
: cheaper than ever. Don't forget the Names
: when ordering. .TL
!, SHOW do you like your new minister
Madgea" asked one very 'sty)ishly dressed
+ young lady of another, ~ : Highland sal !,
the other day. ooh, he's just splendid
. she replied with animation. "You onght Y
! lust see him, Maud. He 10 80 handsomei
and he prays 20 beautifully, and rsaal .
\ HYMNS In such : lovely way; and, bes!0ee
= Maud, there was = dreadfuia scandal anou
! him II TIE place whore he pFslsAsa essss'
!, he came hsTesS n Z