The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-04-14
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every brly--particularly by doctors
and lawyers.
"Bro lcng-lcggcd man don't always
sometimes get ahead Vt little boy" l.
Chinese for "ihe race Is not always to
the swift"
smAs Card was married the other
iay, aad on his wedding notices were
the words: mo Cards" But he dosn't
know what might happen.
AN old Dutchman frozc his nose
While ,hawing the trust out, he ~id,
Il hat carry dat nose forty year. unit
he never freeze hiself befnrc. | no
understan dis ting"
A MAN who contracted deb, d.
sl,l43 promised to pay il in two in.
s,alments Last week he forwarded
ell and promised to send the other
siS as soon rs the times got better
[Norristown Herald
a Chicago man has not been both
cred by his wife To get worstcl for her
since the morning he appeared pleased
To- do such an errand. aud Incidental.
" spok Of the ENGAGING young lady
who tended the wursicd counter.
SCENE. n butcher stand. Butcher
Come, John. he lively now; break
the bones in Mr.. Williams chops. and
put Mr.. Smiths ribs in the basket for
him" John (briskly)-"All right.
sir; just as soon rs I've sawed Mrs.
Murphys leg
"wnAT's u'ce play poker'' remark.
ed M almond-eyed denizrn of Tucson,
nevada, the other day. Me hold
four Killings aud n lace; Mclean man
all same time fur laccs and King;
whole week washee gone li'ce wood.
bine."
Two lit;le girls were lately pra,,ling
together and one If them said; I'VE
keep four servants, have got six horses,
and lots Of carriages now what have
you goty" With quite as much pride
the other answered. We've got g
skunk under our barn"
THERE was very little boy wading
up Ia his knees. almost, in the slush,
on Summit street. Friday afternoon.
when passing gentlemen said to him:
"Whv amt you to school, yonng
mani" Cos I've got the hoopin'
cough ho explained. - [Danbury
News.
"A YOUNG lady in Berlin. WAS had
ly poisoned by green hmp-shade. ="
What won't some people eat, anyhow
She might have known that a green
lsmp-shade lunch was worse than n
die, Of slate pencil. But perhaps
there il u famine in B-rlin.-( Norri,-
town Herald.
Maria observe, Mr.. Hnlcomb, rs
he was putting on his clothes. "tbere
amt no patch ON them breeches yet. !"
IL cant fix it now. no way; Tn too
busy" Well. give the the patch then.
an Ill carry it around with me. |
don't want people to think | can't af-
ford the cloth"
Ir is lamen,able to think that so
mahy young ladies' Of comparatively
good bringing up, will, after their
forefnrer brcomes gir,ilcl with pearl
engagement ring. become 50 uulady.
like as to keep continually puking il
in every bo.ly's face with whom they
cum, in contact Il Danbury News.
A CERTAIN pnmpous Judge fined
several lawyer. $40 each for contempt
Of cnurt. After they hal paid their
fines. u steady.going old attorney walk
ed gravely up to the bench, aud laid
down n $40 bill. What is that for!"
inquired the Judge. For contempt,
your Honor" why, | have not
fined You far contempt Il know
that" sid the attorney, Tut want
you to understand cherish a secret
contempt for this court all the time.
and | am willing to pay for it,
Two darkies in Cullodcn had occa.
sion recently to di,cuss their condi.
ton and prospects. George a'ked
Isham.. ."hnw be is geItin On dese hard
time,y" I,ham replied. mighty poor
mighty poor" GLOW comes dati"
says George. "Well. you see, my boss
done gone into corruption. aud ! got
no pay for all my work done" My
boss done the same thing" said George
Il am got noihin'. They say when
any hdy goes into corruption 'lat dare
is M chance to git muffin. Forsyth