The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-10-06


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scNr hf.s~ls sirkntss iii ihe family. wiiiel,
| II ri,liruioas. NA nns snst s~plaan la
thoaeNna viii uae lar u ~sap whran shn
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fr IL aid that ihr Sandwich J.ian,l.ts
t,clieve that lh~laehab walked The earth
| Ina the I,,rm nj woman. And nes ami
| then n,an L. " I've iuuni " nhta rnan
| Try wI,u brlievsr ~ too, and thai he has
married tha. woman.
/ A rAwYwn, who was defending man
on trial for wifc murder. sought for ,ma
cuphonieus nni innocent phrasa wit,
| which tp describe his clients crime, nni
nnnlly said " liz winnowrd hrr insp
paradise with a fence r,il. !"
Tns nrookl,n iryas justly nsss il
looks had for member 81 a bml ~
| Hope 10 enter street err, walk u thu
| front ,ionr, rlrn Tho brass plate iii III,
drup nickel through III. opening on
/ the front pnsform, aul ilin sink Il,
sleep In cornor, mnrnuring "I'r.
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there Ia 10 do In to get a lot uf tYtr, a
| press, pair III snisSorH, n paste emp AMI
brush, o2O, O0O Ii cash. n Hat VI cast iron
nerves = then there will M no moro
trouble running paper than there IN
~hinning" up church. steaple feet
nrsl.
A CLERGYMAN. preaching 4 sermon on
death, concluded with TIN following oh.
eervation = lint cvrn death. my
brcthrcn, ~ well deserved by mankind
for their sins, the wis,lpm 0f Providence
haa, In its painrnal kindness, pnt ~ The
anl ot our rxist.nc oroniy th,nk what
lifc would bn worth II ,leash wrfe IA illn
beginning"
TMx Judge asked nh Irirl policeman
named O'Conncll "Whnn did yum last
Mc your sister" The policeman ~.
piled, "1rhe last time aaw hcr. My
Lord, wAA about eight months nHo, when
sha called Mt my house And ! war out. :
| Tho Judge: .srhcn yon dill not seo l,rr
on that occasioni" Tho IrinAman 40.
swcred, mo, Ny Lord, ! wasn't there. :
/ MAMMA" Oh. doctor, my little An.
Il homeopathic medicine ehaat T. Ortli,.
Mamma" Ol,, dear no. Orthodox
prsr!ition~r--. The stopper. = ,lamma
-" Nh. only the glohulrs. Orthodox
practitioner =" Oh, that's all, tllsl, son
need not W. In the slightest degree
nlarln.,l. t'rl LAY. - f'1nny Folks.
/ A ukookLsN deacon WINS .liaeusslng
llie question of free agency, lulI Illus
trnliilx his view III tho aabluct "Asa
general thIng.t IL wrong 10 destroy the
| iifc which yon do not give, and yet wllen
il wnHi, haA taken advantage vi vnnr gonl
nature and you raise Your hand y, amt
hilate II, though liz who male that
wasp should cry, Don't strike yon'd
answer Oh. Lord, cant help Il /
aud yon roulln't. ]"
Two rsnsuNs were once dirpulinH no
loudly ON the subject cf religion thas
ll.cy nwokc ing dog Which llaA been
sleeping IN Tho henrtl, before them, nul
hc forthwith hAskcsl nost fNrionaly. An
old divine present. VIM Ind lN*u quiet
IL nipping his tsA while the diapntNnts
wore talking, gave tho .lok kick, anil
exclaimed, Hold your tongue, ynt hills
brute Yum know no more about II tl,an
they do"
Tmx German mind IN sometimes ysry
! quick 10 reach conclusion. 1llnstrnl.
Ing thu opposite of this remark, Mr..
j Ferguson told Hams III tle German wlo
! ~ 3O0O yeAr. gravoly contemplating
! his t1t~, and then, firing. sail with 4
, Sigh of rulicf, Veil. I..lof't rse l,odings'
| Tho mAtlns with tASsH. !" Hall !" aatl
, Hans quickly. |" Hov cot ynu there.
IL w = tam liz. No mnsi sfar lcIlea
, tree t'onnAnd years, hey' You must
bin gnAxy."
A vkAy mMlust young lAiy, wllu want
ed pair of garlera, addressed tlI n'ipp
. man thus: 1T In my .lsHira | J obt ,iia 4
.. pair VI circular elastic appcndaH,s, capa.
bio III being contracted III expanded w
means ~ oasiIlAling FURNISHED Atetl ~
plianccs, that SPARKLE likc PARTICLES II
! gold l.Ml MT with Alaska diamonds. aud
|. which are utilized fnr retaining Ii, prop
! cr position the hAbiiments of the lover
|. cxtrcmiticH, which inmate delieacy for.
!. bids mo ~ mention"
Hurried Alive.
A hnrribln story IL afloat, saya tlie
New London lCoMl.l ThUra,n. cum
1 cs'rnin9 Mr.. Samuel Isrtar, ~ Shelter
!. island, who recently suddenly deL, ~
/ wns supposed, II Norwich. and whose
]. body waS taken home for iutermcnt.
n III 10 tho effect that tin person cnl.
! ployed IN MI tho grAva while dosuR ~
| heard strange noises coming from. the
1 CONN. ~ of II man trying 10 hfsak hi,
! way Ont. Tho report continues tint
! thu man snperntitionsly ilsd, u return
4 HOon after aud hear thu noise repeated
thAt he finally illled mp tho Rravr, hui