New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-06-07

Mr.. Kear II better, and able to DO invest
gated.
II costs about $4,000 . day to run tn
Centennial Exposition.
suustroks and hydrophobis arc among
the summer complaints.
Chicago papers say the river smells bestel
this year. Who knowsf
An unreasonable child wanted some o.
her little sisters measles.
The greatest sympathy il felt for Mr.
Kerr on account 6f his health. =
"After the hireling comes the master
It was poor Fitz and then Kerr.
Children will be glad to know that
switches are esing out of fashion.
No ono can get ahead Of Boss Tweed
until It il known where he is.
When the nameless force man charges hia
apuaratus there is the devil to pay.
June.has five Ffidsys; but the intelligent
urymsn has abolished capital punishment.
A Granger went ont to dance on the
green, but found himself green on the dance.
Boston has "Dare to Do Right" tenn
peranoe society with many brave members.
Tho latest case of being stage struck u
where . young man was run into BY an
omnibus.
Afasliionable and considerate tailor has
his bill heads ornamented with . forget
me-not.
A St. Louis paper says that I'm June the
only really happy man is he that owns
beer eve.
A young man notifying his lsndlady that
he wanted to change his board. WAS given
rough deal.
This IL the season of the year when young
nen shave their heads to prevent their hair
eom falling OF.
Tho man who had rid himself Of trouble
some corn, regarded the matter - sore
bereavement.
Beer dealers are obliged to keep whisky
n their saloons now because lager beer u
not intoxicating.
L. En-
leave his feelings athome. This refers to .
court Of justice.
A canal boat has been named after Marx
Twain, but it 10 in Canada, and can not be
reformed by Mr.. Tilden.
II. H. Blunt has been sent bis credentials
to represent the parish OF VIM in the
State Convention of June q.
Thurlow Weed IL willing for Tilden to be
nominated, if only for the sake Of making
New York certain to 60 Republican.
Charles Francis Adams is the ideal
President filing the admiration of Bowles,
and remaining unknown to the people.
A boy who turned up his nose ct some
thing his father said had it quietly turned
down again by the fingers of the old man.
Among the pleasures of fishing in the
swamp bsyous is to see the mocasin snake
steal up plsyfully and eat the small fish
caught.
A county editor has received an invita-
ton to attend Q moonlight ice cream socia-
b Q. He is expected to make few freezing
remarks.
Theodore Tlltcn is abont to take up his
residence in Chicago, and sympathy is
about equally divided between Chicago
and Theodore.
The weather is getting warm in Wash.
ington, and were it not for the per diem,
Congressman would find themselves quite
uncomfortable.
"The Gray's on Deck Again" Schell,
Fitzhugh's assistant dsorkeeper, has been
arrested for pounding grocer who tried
to collect small bill.
TIE Ouschita Telegraph has be.n swim |
died by q CIRQUE. To be cheated BY one |
you have praised doth work like madness
On the brain editorial.
The man who loses his character will |
!rsver get it back again. He may get an |
; her that will do good service. but it will |
not be quite the same.
The Prince of Wales, since his return |
home, has refused to engage in fox hunt |
ing. He has been hunting elephants, yer |
know, and foxes are too beastly kmall |
game.
Mr.. Stokes, who is thought to have infu-
enced the death Of Jim Fisk will come out
Of prison in October. He says he Is not
afraid of Jay Gould and bis rufiians, and
shall 20 into business in New York.
Croauet-vexillo is . new name for an old
game. 1t begins the same as ordinary Gro
luet, and ends where one lady says another
cheats, all throwing their nallets over the
fence and going quietly to the house.
The Shakespeare Club will give its second
entertainment Of the season
It the Varieties Theatre on Friday evening,