Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1876-03-30

What did be die of?
Genteelmen, | DON know, sink
be die of-wa'ts &c idee; yes, he was
too much a greein'; he want to i5e 100
nice, TO b. Greedy man. sink he
die of too much agreemen..
Ga. he died ola greein So You
mean be died Of cant, sir
No. 90, no. not Of a sore TO be
certain he was sore !; his head was
sore he bad one sore head Bus be
did not die zat way He try 10 be
. greedy viz -, democrats, and to.
torment ze republicans Ia was too
much for him.
just 30; you mean that The dem
oorats he tried 60 gree--iie against
the republicans Flo died Of at
tempting % worry, 70 Horace, the
republicans
Yes gentesimen
d. you think he rot cold shoul-
der by The change, and look pneu-
moHla 2
New money ah. geaseelmen, |
do not know, sure.
'Rsvefsills shirts. eli? Rs7ersi-
bic Sohnrz eh Did he get them at
Leopold's
Oh gentlemen, you chase me into
anger
Have you anything else?
Well show you nov ~ real
objeck. | show you Thurman.
Thurman; Thurman; aud who is
Thurman?
Why, he is 20 Ohio man.
High CID man, CD? and what die
this h'gb oil man do?
d.! san blazas! be do nothing. He
sit on top Of ionoe all his lite time
long .or years, and years, and yoarsl
He did, cd? S4t on 4 fence for years
and years, AMI years, did he? And
what did he do that for?
Why, genteelmen, make plain re
circumstance ii you give n e patience
He was re only maa ia all ~ world
as could sit SO long down on re top
Of a fence. He was re one great
equilibrium of America. He want 10
De fair-he want to divide himself
equally between 70 two money par
tees. 70 one partee was 20 hard
partee,' 70 ozzer was the soft partee.
Bullyon, one side, PAPER on the or
ger. But he never one leetle time
came all down. Bat sometime his
two feet would get some fatigue.
and be would sometime let one foot
down on ~ ground on one side, and
sometime ~ o2zer foot down on ~
ozzer side and sometimes would let
both feet down at one time, one on
each Of 2e sides. But be never got
down from 70 top of re fence. Was
not z4t 70 grand patience :? Eat was
more excellence az Job? Job did
have ono grand dunghil, wat was
soft. and he could motion on it. But
Thurman was upon the sharp edge,
and was no moEionment Eat fence
would have divide any ozzer man.
He was never allow himself away
from re par.
Noble old customer There was 8
public cuss toadying
And is he dead
Oh. Maria! Do you not see wiz
your two eyes il your head He
dead fifteen hundred days ago.
Just so and, ah --and what did be
die Of?
Oh! bet fur UNITS how | know
Did they kin him
l do not know, gentoelmen.
Did ho never, In any measure, get
offensive ?
| do not know, genteelmen.
Nor on defensive?
May be, gentea!men.
Had he two PARENTS?
Oh! Mairoy, genteeImeo.
Perhaps he died Of paralysis?
May be.
And now what have you got2
Oh, genteelmen, will be gravity zis
time and / will show re good wine OF
zo lot. I will make you into wonder
ment and ordinations. Alb see |
now show to you 70 ravishment. rs
is one Cox.
Cox, Cox, Coxl Well, that's a
familiar name. Who is this Cox
zis Cox, goateelmon, i 70 grand
leedoir Of re poiteecal chIeaaes; one
grand roostair.
Grand leader Of the political Chi
canes. grand rooster, eh ? Well, and
what did this grand rooster do?
Do? He fight one grand battell.
See. Ter was one great dog; he
watchee whole House; call him
Blaine-zat was ze great watch-dogs
name. Zis great watchdog had one
frien'-let mo see-oh yes call Hale,
dat was his name Now. zis Cox,
lis roostair, he did go off one time
on one grand rampage-he puton all
his feathers and stuck much out his
spurs he got ono magnificent spree,
one grand combustion. lie 60 far
zis watchdog Blaine and his frien'
Hale. and talk big call ~ one grand
hyena and ze ozzer one puppy dog
and he try to tear zem ell UP into
little pieces. Zen zis Bialn and Hale
got one big mad, an use 70 little
roostaire Cox al up bad-kill him.
y Oh. yes: we see. This little roos~
taire Cox got it into his head that
he would leave his dung-hill and
branch out; 50 he got leetle too
much Of the juice into him, and went
out tearing around upon spree,
and Just wanted to tear things up.
He wanted to whip two biz witch
dogs ell at once
Yes.
Aud is he dead
Dead Why, TO be sure bee dead.
Zey eat him oil up into pieces IKE
one pie
Made minco pie Of him, en-
Yes.
Pied him Ell?
May be.
Well, that's good, served him right,
But look here. Was this the first
time that this rooster ever got on