The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1876-01-27
LOCAL.

Sc sure 70 s. at the doar when you come
into this Office
Oae Of our young men abe is DESTROYS
Of leading aid to our c,lamns, informs
rs thai 1t was getting eold.'
Only FIVE d,ihrs for tho aunou using
Of county officers Bring II your an
nouncements Tbs tlzstiOu Is near a.
land. announcements free.
A correspondent wants to kaog the
best way to become iiterary man Well,
the quickest way for him islto make a
short voyage to sea. H. viii very iisely
become contributor to the AttaHtie.
Go out, young man, she's not herel',
said a minister Of one of our churshes
last Sundday,in the midst of his seFEaoR,
to youth whom be saw peepinG hesita-
,alingiy in the door way
What's the difference between pro
fame man AMI an OLD toper2 0nly that
the one swsirs often timss in the oourse
cfa month, aul thu other swoars of ten
times dnrinI tAe same period
\ certain young escuIapian complains
Of cur local for It's number OF marriage
hints in our last issue. We think it
had an effect Look at tho ccnnubisls
Of this week and iudZe'for yourselves
Oar streets AID sidewalks ara sadly
neglected, especially in the eastern part
Of the city. Why don't the street com
nittee walk around and report What
DO We pay you for 3
As eli Mr.. --- heayed the last
seuttle Of four tons IF coal into bis Gel
lar, he was heard 50 remark: ''If they
hud been boys insteaI Of giils it would
not have been thus. One ton weuli last
winter"
But few men can hanI'e a OF lam p
chimney and say there is no place like
home at the same tine, as we found
while attempting to light our
lamp the other night which the storm
mad ex5inguisbed. The drug store soil
chimney and shade tie next day.
An old fll,w in WhiteviIle got his
ear boxed By a mule kicking him, and
ho was continallg annoyed by friends
asking him what had hlps easd to hin,
50 he got large card AMI had printed
ga it: got a bass in th3 su1oe By a
iulle, anl this IS written for the ben
eGa-of j4ckasses' All who raa ia his To-
9 uiry co1ll real but they diIl'e ssop
10 comment on tbs aesilent mao-h
4 Bolivar by paid his st visit to one
of our schools tae o;har daY,as.s scholar,
and when he came homo at night his
mother inquired: q JI~eil, Henry. how do
you like going 60 school Bully"
lie replied, in an excited VOICE. u saw
four boys licked, one get his oars pull
Cd and biz scholar burned his elbow
On the stove l don't, twas 60 miss a
DAY
We have been presented by Ma J. g.
Minis With several poun Is Of Dtra4sy's
italian soap, which we fad to 5s the
hest we have ever used. IL is highly
recommended by some of thu best citi-
sons Of this county Mr. Minis has fami-
y RI hts for sic. One hundred pounds
of soap is given, free of hlrge. to every
purchaser Of family right. The rights
are worth only Ave dollars, auj the soap
given with it is, al3ne worth doubIe the
macy, See posters.
The enterprise Of true Journalism is
IH4strated by the caIe of the e.litor of
the Lader, published atsBelyidere, III,
who, being horsewhippei, got out an
extra containing a fan account Of the
alflir, and so!d papers enough to pay for
fhe ArnIea and plastar, We would
cav to our readers that if tho editors of
this paper sh5ull lss their balance and
have the m;st1rtlal - g,t druak, or, as
1t IS usually styled by editors - istocrat-
i,ly intoxicl sei," AL create disturb
aucc, that the aTir will bs ehroniolel
with the SAM Goa lem il "a that all such
aH,.IT5 merit.
The following was part Of q young
attorneys peroration on arguments in
conrt recently: NAV il please your
Honor, this is stupendoas question It's
DECISION by you, tbs day, will i've in ia.
,ioial history long after you and have
tassed from the scene Of earthly CORY
ard su5Iuuary. vanity; whsa the tower1l
Pisa shall bs f1rs pttel :. when Waterloo
aud Borodino shall grow dim in The dis
saas cycles 1of the reeediat centuries
uhe the names Of Eugene, Marlborough
aad Napoleon are no longer remembeE
,.d when the pyramids Of the Pharaoh
hail have crumbled into doe; when th
hiop,.tamus shal! cease n inhabit its nd
rive Nile; even then your ruling upoI
this demurrer will still surviva ID the yo