, 1876-01-17
THE CITY.
GENERAL. NEWS.

GENERAL NEWS.
Tho Hon J. I.utscil Jones, Collector OF Cos.
IONS, and bfr. Drake, OF the Pacslos returned
rom Washington yesterday.
cd1cor John Mango1i yesterday morning shot |
mai dog, who rosacsscd the tnrane idea that II
xaa tbs eolo occupant nj new bnfsd'nR a. INC
soruer Of Dcsplaines anu Washington stfos1s.
T.D. Forh,ls. OF Ohio Ioctured ycs.o'tiaT In
tho Bup1ay Afternoon Courao on Compulsory
Education, which ho favosh. rhoso WAS fair
.udicucc, though no. what 1t would have boen
had II not ralned.
James McDcrmott OF tho South Good Register,
formerly Of tho brooklyn Eagle, we'll lsnown |
In newspaper circlcs III this city. has Instructed
h,s counsel, Judge James Troy. Of Dtooklyn, 10
rue Henri G. Dowan fGr $1,000 dA1naGon Tor
false Imprisonment. This ts on" OF tho minor
kcouela Of The Decchcr. Tilton tcaodnl.
An unknown nau. IN m insbrtatea condition.
whi!a swhg9crtng along Last hinzto stfeGs last
srepfug, iell inf0 tho basement Of u. u: Onxcs'
store, ii No. 1s3 kin2e street, and sunshtne1 H.
iurics about the head Which arc apt to rt.ult III
ropcueeipa OF the brain. lie Waa taken to tho
County Hospital and is not expected 10 Survive.
Sue stood In .hs hall NTH him. her rounded
check lcaylng deposit OF poarl+poSdct On lis
Presently sl,s lifted ous OF tho lapeels aud horo
uas . noat gold badge ena'neled: " an reaay
mstr,cd," She looked at ht,n earnestly. Tor
monlonL thon thfoH tho door open "lde, anu
said "Go." -.
A ebort-haIred woman With Rsont boots, and
tha skio drawn very tightly oTos tho bridEo OF
Lnr uoso called at tho The Tribune ot!ca Satur-
day, aud loft = contribution thistf-sosen pa.es
In iength, Advising wotnen for tue eaRo Of iutuso
xouei atious TO marry mono but etawars. hea1tay.
T4oi.eivou mon. Tho editor said ho wond Ei'e
L his oonsldrraton a. tho earIieat possible date,
md shc departed. Hos husband. who l!al
Haitod for her tinl1ly III tho !'a. oscortel Yer
homo lie atood about ice. q 'ncAos IN h's
b,ots aud In face and hCuio strongly fossublod
pArNin'b uissfug link.
slrouE aud steady Mid had becn blowing
from The cant for d couple Of days. and OF cou'eo
Tic wnter.rircs became stuffed up. tio 6rcIrca
plumber. and Ind tho obstruction ,rcmoSei.
II proved 10 be y mNl-pout 1pchea long. lto
down to the ws.or-otliee, aud, unfolding T., tho
handkerchief observed to thu clerk: ''What'e
lhat:' The clerk cart Glanco At u, and. with
smile Of ,on!en h st !he ,' sn,ie55 ,ss t5os g
) ~ lsh." Ill" II know i. H." SAID lilo uubap.
y ta1,payer; ~ tsoy i H. .,ra but wno;9 an,
sure dot'l care" "Well. found i III my
WaIer. p,pss." "Iho heaven you did I" replied
lilo Official ushanol7, and with a feeble show Of
interest; '.must huve bcen pretty light '1t.'
.'But air" yelled the c;tizos .'lta !,ull-poat
1an poor. pue,Iinuino,a fool" said tho corit,
With pltging smllo "vou don't expect ua to
furnish y0u WITH goaas ef ca'01,,1 LAY n ssn, "na,.,
clerk he'd chuck BIN for the drinks. I!'o tax-
payez withdrew, respectfully raiaaulinB ihod door.
! A rIpus tnACD.
Be had faithfully kept tho nEcdEo. though It
wus bard work. especially when at II q. Iii; Tue
huys would 60 out to sec 1nau and come back
With clovos IL tker mouths. But still he Kept
She plsdeo. md they respected him too hlGhl5
s-jr II In In 7t&
the Boa1l OF T.adc. md ak Of them have desks
ID tho satno otlice.) Tho enforced abstinence
ras telling on lin. when suddonl, Il hanty idea
.ruck ono Of ua trssoas nG IL oensal'Ga ar W.
fever Of excitement. II tell yoa," said ono,
"tbia Is a E,cat dar for The United States. Ono
bo1u." s "Yea." X ssid another: "'tfhov dont make
Rucb men nowadays. Ee mover lay down and
.9nea!ed il 10 got the wass 81 ,l,,a deal. ..s.
never told lie bnt oucc, and thon he did It
with bis little hatchct, 70 it dian't count; :
..You'lo talking" raid d fousth tho child
n.as father Of tho .nau. mud lie wae Tin Fathor Of
s.this ia tho day ue ought to celebrate" "DaY!,.
said tho stepson Of temperance, AZ ho locked o
unesslty about hun what day :" Wlat
dny I" replscd all six In chorus of tnrFr!ss.
Wasolustou's birthday" "WAosc what =
shrieked tho man then ho looted ut his o3'cc
calendar (which he nlways sets himself ths LIST
thing at nIglt). 1.read:
FsSsss'y; FFsSs'a:y
q.
Villa wild whoop OF surprise aud pleasure
&ho unhappy man o,icd: - lluIrah! It tal Il
must bo !! I swors or Until tho Fourth Of July
but Nashin.ton's bi.th day IL tue Ealue t9lnE
fChorus, .of cour%o It 49, But, by Jose, didn'
think ii Was moro than Inc last Of JANUARY
though tho davs hhyo beon long enough in u
conscleuce. Con,o ainng to k.lcntn3 3 md rel
drink to John B. Cough; como aioag." ]sxGun
omnos.l Tae recording angol shed q tcar AL
blotsed cur 10 entry on tho credit Huu OF thu
man'a aceouuk forever,