The Arizona sentinel., 1876-09-30

AS IICI1cS anu IdVOT lOTSdk6
man we discover him to be a fool;
but nobody can find it out in his
prosperity.
An erect gait gives a woman a
queenly appearance, and to men
an air of manliness, integrity aud
fearlesaness. To bend forward or
downward while walking indica-
tes debility, depression, or mental
trouble, and always aggravates it
self and promotes disease.
A waggish Spectator, one of
numerous family in the world,
recently said: "Five years ago l.
was not worth penny in the
world; now see where [ am,
through my own eXertiOns. J."
"Well. where are yOu?" "Why,
thousand dollars in debt"
Dio Lewis is raging through the
West advising yOnng man to get
married. Several of them have
tried oatmeal as a specific in that
direction, but it doesn't affect the
mercury in the matrimonial, ther.
mOmeter CENTS worth.
While two Ohio tramps were
working to pay for their dinners
the other day, they were both
struck by lightning and killed.
1t was the first time the lightning
ever got lick at a tramp at work,
and it struck as if it knew it was
going to be the last.
81 Hear you are desperately
counting the chambermaid," said
a man to- his servant. THAT is
my business" was the reply.
"But hear, too, that she favors
your attentions" THAT Is her
business" "But do you. know
that | shall instantly put you out
side of the door?" That is your
business"
An old negro informed an emf
grafton agent at Columbus, Ga,
few days since, that fright here
Pm gwine ter stay, if de Lord
spars me. When dies | wants
ter have a stomach spang full o
bread am meat, an [ wants ter be
berried, in a seminary whar Pm
quainted with der folks"
A young lady, dressed in much
false hair, was warbling at the
piano and when her mother sum-
mOned her to assist in some house
hold duties, Der rosy lips opened
pOutingly, and she snapped out,
80, do it yOurselfW And then
she went on singing kind words
can never die"
The reason why Don Carlos fail
ed is perfectly clear now. An ex-
animation of his mouth by New
York dentist revealed the fact
that. he had nineteen unsound
and unserviceable teeth. These
having been removed and replac-
eddy substantial set of artificials,
it is not impossible that another
revolution will be inaugurated in
Spain before long. Should it be
successful there will be grave
question whether the New York
dentist will not have a better title
to. the Spanish throne than Don
Carlos.
If you have money to invest.
don't put it in New York real es-
tate. Prof. Merriman states that
by >reversion in polar conditions
in ten thousand years from now
New York City will be two hun
bred and fifty feet under water.
And no man could live two hun.
dred and fifty feet under water
many weeks without catching a
dangerous coId.-NorriStO1Ua Her.
aid.
A gentleman in New York ad-
vertised in the Times for boy.
The next morning, on arriving at
his office, he found in the front of
the door a bandboX, with this in.
scription on it:
"Wili this one answer"
On opening it he found nice
fat specimen of the article he had
advertised for, warmly done up
in flannel.
ADVICE ToCOUNsEL.-Thereisa
weA-knOWn custom prevailing in
our criminal courts, of assigning
counsel to such prisoners as have
no one to defend them. On one
occasion, the court, finding man
accused of theft and without cOun-
sci, said to lawyer who was pres
ent. 60, please to withdraw the
prisoner, confer with him, and
then give him such counsel as
l. l.
lawyer returned into court
Where is the prisoner?" asked
the court. He is gone, your
honor" said the. legal limb.
"YOur honor told me to give him
the best advice for his interest,
and as he said he was guilty,
thought the best counsel could
give him was to ''cut and rum"
which he accordingly took at once.