The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-07-11
GOOD FONTS.

CUSTER was the youngest General in
the army.
REFORM within the party. Giving
PrNcHBAcK $4,000.
BAYARD TAYLOR has fairly earned the
title of Great American Oder.
PEOPLE are just beginning to acquire
an idea of tho extent of the Sioux popu-
lstion. .-
SITTING BULL Indignantly denies that
he is related to OLE of the same sur
name, .'
THOSE who are not weary of military
Presidents will cast their bullets unani.
mously for Major General BULL.
TsFINIrrLY superior to the Repubii-
can platform" is what the Nation says OF
the Democratic platform.
HERE she is. An Alabama woman
has had triplets three times in succession,
and twins twice-thirteen children.
SCORE another for TtLDEN! He keeps
the best Johannisberger of any man in
America.
REPUBLICAN papers accuse Governor
TILDEN of being thief-of hypocrisy
say he is paralyzed and a bachelor Go
on. gentlemen IN politics"
TIE Reform saddle is the hardest one
this Republican party was ever tied into.
But it must have the ride out if it takes
all the skin off there is left.
In Ohio the Republicans speak of their
ticket as HAYES and What's His
Name" In New York they call II
whats His Name and WHEELER"
SENATOR CoNKLINa will speak for
HAYES and WHEELER in several of the
Western States in the course of the can
vass.
EX-SENATOR TRUMBuLL and ex-Gov-
ernor JOHN NJ. PALMER, both of Illinois,
will be heard on the stump for TILDEN
and HENDRICKS.
THE stock argument of the Republican
gsmmonites Is: ave may have cheated
you awfully hitherto, but these horrid
Democrats will do worse than we have
GRANT could easily and agreeably set
tie this whole Indian question by letting
q few of his crooked friends go out there
and start distillery and run it their own
way.
THERE isn't smarter mol more
widely circulated newspaper in the Yves,
than the Chicago Times. 1t comes out
squsrely for TILDEN and HENDRICKS
Nextl
New HAMPSHIRE bristles for TlLDEN
and reform on the back of every noun
tain You see how the Granite State
goes next November. Bet it don't for
HAYES and GERRYMAtDER.
GAIL ScHURz agreed to deliver the
German vote to HORACE GREELEY IN
1872, but Jailed. He has now undertaken
TO deliver it to HAYES. The German
vote is ScHURz's stock in trade
,"WHKRk is DAVID DAvIs?" asks, thr
New York Herald. That would DO a
hard question to answer while this
weather lasts. 1t is to be hoped, for his
own sake, that he is in an Ice house.
The country must now have Presi-
dent whose name is slrea v 4 wstchword
OF reform, whose capaci,., and courage
for the work are matters q! record rather
than Of promise-Address Of the FJh
Avenue Reformers
BRIsrow was turned out of the Cabinet
In precisely the same spirit in which he
was sent out Of the Convention. The
party didn't want him any more than
GRANT did What relation, then, are
BxIsrow rsformers to HAYES menH
PAcKARD's nomination for Governor
Of Louisiana is one of those evidences of
''reform within the party" which We have
sean 20 frequentlyof late. He will have
the hearty support Of that truly good
bseher.in-lav of the Government Col
lscter CASEY.
THE Chinese question having gotten
into the circumlocution Office through
the kindness Of Senator MORTON, some
few nice fellows will make . nece thing
out of il; the Cinnamon will never know
the difference, and everything wi'hbe all