The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1876-06-02
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A matter Of interest--A coupon.
A man always feels put out when
he is taken in.
Go to Heggies and get one of those Rose
Bud drinks it you want 10 be refreshed.
DISTURBING the grave-Making
sober man laugh.
--THE hest Cream Cheese ri McCla,chy's.
Our warm friendships, like hot
potatoes, are quickly dropped.
-BosroN " HUNT will .ell at bottom
prices.
Rheumatism is always a Joint af-
fair, and yet there is only one party
to it.
-FREsn roasted coffee every day necessary
at MEG latchy's.
WHEN you wind up a watch it
goes on; when you wind up com
pany, it doesn't.
- Bay yom Family Groceries AT A. b. Gil
bert'- cheap store.
THERE are very few rich dentists.
They all live Il sort of from haud-to-
mouth Me.
--MEx and Boys Hats, for cost al II. u.
MCCUTCHEOES
TAHORs are said to be like some
of their customers; they sponge first,
and then cut.
j. p. LEAKE& Co have lust received
fine lot Of Oranges, also lot OF Peanuts for
seed, which taey are selling a, reduced prices
WHY is book binder most char
liable person Because he often
covers a multitude of faults.
FoR SALE large Stock of Blank Books. Sc
lected to suit the wants of every one, al the
Drug Store of DIR. G. w. WILLIAMS.
AN Irishman once ordered pains
ter TO draw his picture and to repre>
sent him standing behind tree.
Call at McClatchy's for your Groceries
CONTEMPORARIES &c he will give you Bargains
A vinegar hearted old bachelor
says he always looks under the head
marriages" for the news of the
weak.
A splendid lot of Coffee, Sugar, and Sy-
rup al A. Il. GilbeIt's store on Cherokee st.
Why should a man always wear
watch when he travels in a waterless
desert 7 Because every watch has
spring in it.
CHOICE Family groceries and goods at
Boston Hunts.
A philosopher being asked what
was the first thing necessary toward
winning the love of woman, an
swered, Gan opportunity"
SOMETHING NICE! China Srt. of "A
ptcps for 5000 at II. d. MeCutcheons.
A celebrated gOurhand once said ;
"To enjoy a stuffed turkey thorough
ly, there should be only two present
yourself and the turkey.
-McCLArcHY's stock Is oomplete-OI an
ges, Lemons. and Applet all fresh
If anything will impress the hu-
man mind with awe, it is the express
sion of the mans face who has Just
been aroused from snoring in church.
-YAnNIsHEs below Atl@ela pree4, at VIII
| linn. ntuu Store
WANTED, at this office, about four
bushels of poems on "Spring." Our
office boy, who sells the waste paper,
wants to raise money to go the Gem
tennial.
Ice CREAK.-Will furnish Ice Cream every
day by the plate OF gallon; will supply families
in any qaanrty desired will also freeze ii when
wanted. A. Z. HEGGGE
WHEN women make bread, a Gu
rious phenomenon often results; you
find a little dear bringing forth a lit
tie dough.
-Cannrd Tomatoes, Salmon, &c, for sale
al!A, b. Gbert's store, very cheap
ONE of the clowns in Rarnum's
new show puts this conundrum ;
'Why is the Centennial like home !
Because it's the dearest spot on
earth.
-PoElER and Ale, the hest imported brands
in pint battles, ior sale by J.. {. 4 w. G.
| MCCLELLAN.
"CAN there be anything brought
into this House," asked disguised
member, during the last session of
Legislature, "that wilInot be repeal
ed sooner or later 2" One of the
opposition suggested skinned
orange"
-BosToN & HUNT are Offering Inducements
to cash customers, call and see them.
SAY said a city youth to a mod
est countrymau, got the hay seed
out of your hair yet = wall, was
the deliberate reply, i ledge not
from the way the calves run arter
me-
| -McCLATCHY's fresh roasted coffee is The
cheapest and hest coffee you eau buy give it a
| trial and You will buy no other
Mas. STEWART will not allow the
publication of a biography Of her late
husband. She thinks he will be re
membered without it. She is mis-,
taken, however he did not rememr
Der US and we shall not remember
him.
10 TO j. T. LEAkE & Co, for your Sugar
cared Hams. dried Beet. Mackerel dried Herring
HOLSTERS, Salmon, Sardines &c.
A venerable negro in Iowa was on
trial for an offense against the State,