New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-12-17


vent hydrophobia.
Blondes find tow cheaper than false 10
and TOW viii wash.
"A Midsummer Nights Dream" Is ~
As You Like IT.
Fernando Wood. in . swallow-tail coa
has NO terror for just men.
"Monkeys on sticks for children" q
advertised - seasonsble gifts.
It win soon Be time not only to turn owe
anew leaf, but to got . now almanac.
Ala for fame. We may lis Of gsllopin
consumption and requiesest in psee.
Morrissey appears to think II u sinful
win money BY bettisg On elections.
1t IL mot every Maud Mailer that osa rak
judge, though che may Judge rake.
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dsary Esde, The Communist, u 10 lee
tafs IN Baltimore; but the end u not YET
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Military men now believe that Cras!
Horse u Q bigger man Than old Sitting Ball
Walt Whitman shuddeEs ct thoughts o
cremation. He would burn with poetic
4 motion 70 lay On The tabls u always il
order. especially II man i waiting for hi
diAnse. -,
A man can not b. expected to hO on
salt macksEel and keep his temperance
pledge.
When standing room II at premium in
theatres, poor people arc obliged to cit
Tho royal Jsps did mot vote, and eonse-
quently the bamboo polo has not been
heard from.
Hendricks has taken . back seat, and
ssys, "Let not my viii be done, but thine,
o, Tildeo."
The action Of the boss pool room man has
shaken faith in the sdags about honor
amonG thieves.
William Black has mixed title for his
new novel, which Is called Screen Pastures
and Pioeadilly."
The Minerva Waits" 10 the latest COM
position Of our talented townsman, Profess
sor Auguste DAVIS.
Cronin would b Just the man for start.
ng . new world. He could meet himself
and al ell vacancies. eE,
Poor, stricken Floridal only $500 Of her
citizens could get into hall to hear band
Of negro minstrele.
Florida hes IT, joys and sorrows, and
public attention, u divided between min
strels and munps. g
Kr. Morrison should not become too soon
discouraged. Our Democratic may coach |
him up some better Witnesses.
General Joseph e. Johnston 10 trying to
got his political disabilities removed. Hope
hs Is not going to Join Cronin: |
There arc men who will copy the typo.
graphical errors Of paragraph, and then
swear they wrote the item.
Charles O'Conor's BLACKBOARD letter
proves that the visest man may live long
enough to make fool of himself.
II electoral votes were railroads Tiden
might capture one; but they are not, and
there lies tho Democratic trouble.
Dentists announce their willingness to
draw limited number Of teeth from the
avs of poor people, free OF charge.
It 10 said billiard playing improves the
mind. The question i to be determined
vhen man with mind plays billiards.
1t Is easier for q man to 60 through
hurch fair without spending money than
Fsr camel to 90 through the eye of .
,eedle.
lyon cau't come in here, MI. Tilden,"
aid circus man to small boy who was
ryiog to crawl under the canvas without
a electoral door ticket.
Diphtberis has been I'D ded to the theories
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les; oy tho Bsptists, You know.-Graphie y
Inere 10 sprinkliug Of sense in this.
Mr.. Orton's action has saved the true in. q
hardness Of Hewitt and Tilden's best dis.
stches, and Democrats have reason to
hank him instead ofsbusing him. Ii
F. w. Helmiok, music publisher, of Gin. o
nnati. sends ~ the "Lullaby Song" % com. v
osed and Sung by Joe Emmett, comedian. !,
he title page h illustrated with Q li.ho.
raph portrait Of Mr.. Emmett, :,
BY refusing to place on the roll the pames =,
members holding certificates of election. Ii
10 clerk IL expected to secure . small NJ
emocrstio majority In the House at tie l a:l
ganizstion Of the Forty fifth Congress. "a
Self-interest greatly governs men Of this
.. A mikman has testified before the -
ouse committee that. according to his be- Il,
Il, If Tilden wss made President his Dem. ;.
ratio customers would pay him what they :"
70 for milk. Tho poor man u hanging P0
10 hopes on his pumphandle. His theory Li'
thinner than his lactiferous 2aid. pa