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New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

Tilden announces that ho will veto GER
tain bills to bs passed by Congress. Per
haps he will wait until he Ia elected.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

The South was solid for disunion, solid
fsr rebellion, solid for JEFF Davis, and now
it 10 said to be sOlld for Tilden.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

You can tell how the election 10 going
whom you lind . Democrat who will bet
against you il you lend him the money.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

"Babies taken and finished in ten min.
utes," 10 the rafting advertisement Of .
country photographer.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

The lines ere drawn 20 close that man
must say what he defends, and defend what
he saws.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

Topper 10 . good n.an, and there IL more
truth than poetry in what he writes.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

Ex.Postmsster General Marshall Jewell
and Senator n. II. Twitchell, of Louisiana,
are csnvassing together in Massachusetts.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

The consolation which comes with . hur-
ricane IL the feeling that it will soon blow
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04
A NECESSITY.

In order to mako room 1cr ..o.s .. ,.,,vr.
ohii. UaFaOLSIkRY GOODS. coon to arrive. Ve are
SpviN4nSSo F16nce our stock Of CHROMoS. RG.
Look for bargains 1t Nos. 81 and % Gam, ..ra.,
ANN HEATH, PIPPEY & LARA.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04
BUSINESS CARDS.

A HERO. JR.,
NOTARY PUBLIC AND C0NlussYorr. n, nr.na
V~oe No. ~ Commercaal Place.
Passports procured vith A.,.A.A
asteutton oven . q. s''a' s'o ~
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

Tho laundrymsn who discharged hi
washer concluded to keep IN ironer.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

The Detroit Free Press tells Russis to 20
in, and that tho sixth ward will stand by
.hAr
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

The war claim of the solid South IL cal
ealated to make tho government walk lame.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

Dom Pedro's book will be published .
soon ~ he can make full stop.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

We learn that . concert in jackson wal
q rare performance, we'll done.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

Democrats do mot ex. Zachly like 4r'
Chambers address to Republicans.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

The attendance 1T the praise meetings II
Chicago has been very dattering.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04
A CARD.


Nsw ORLEANS, November }. ls'o'
In your paper this morning appeared caro-
signed BY Charles T. Howard. which contsaneo'
among Other statements. the following
An .ronvmous writer states that I, ''by some
hocus-pocus. swindled tAe pop for whom scse"
band This q On unm,tis si-d and unqualified lie;
and = every dsnunciation Of this kind onsDs 70 of
add ihst with one solitary exccpti0s !that OF nen
WOODY, no charge Of the s0at above alluded 70 -
made anywhere to-day.
without commenting upon the negative nature
Of this proof, and having no desire to handy
epithets with Howard, We simply wish to state
that we are now engaged in collecting the tessa.
mony bearing on this subject. and arc conhdens OF
being able, when it is published. to convince the
public that the charge quoted 10 not . lie.
No. 2 Of "THR PRINTERS UNION" viii be ready
for distribution in . few dsyA
NEW ORLEANS TYPOGRAPHICAL
Union. NOD 1t2p
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

Tupper's short legs attract more attention
than his long head.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

The Florence are doing the mighty
Dollar" in Cincinnati.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04
CIRCULAR.

CIRCULAR.
Once Dtote Registrar n ~
New Orlesns, OcteSse n II
To all Supervisors Of Registration n II. ~
Whereas, considerable doubt and une.,t.
exists In the public mind relative to tbs pu.I-.y
polling places to which the country p.ri.A..
severslly entitled under the Law;
Whereas, there sppears to b . esetsan 49,
| Of unce, tainty and contIsdictioa b IL -
statutes appertaining to this subject nssAn =
Whereas, in cases where such uneeEtaintvsut.
it 10 dssirsble shat the Law 30 givea 49,
stTuctioa in the direction Of the psAse -
nience;
tits, therefore. sisted a. the ruling anatx
ton Of this ONCE, that It is the duty e =.
visor Of regis ration in each parinh (Otla q
espted) to establish at least one polling 49,
each justice OF the peace ward in said pasilA
This ruling IL based upon and instrueh -
compliance with the Language Of seetiuae3
act No. :, approved ISIS.
In tho location Of polling places supervlnnf
registration will be governed By due reaua !
economy (as the parishes are required b. I'M
defrsy such expenses) and to the seeenna1&
and conven ence Of the greatest numbsr 4 -
tered voters in the several portions q ~ :
spective parishes.
MICHAEL HAHN,
oc3l lot 2p state Registrar Of Ven
MILLlNERY.
NINE. ROSA REYNOIR. 4
.ChaFtroo Street .........9I
Begs to inform her many patrons and ths - =
In general that abe has returned from Daltinml
Phisdelphis and New York with . maeaias
stock Of
FALL AND WINTER MILLINRRY.
Just received from Paris, PAr78RH BONIyR
hats, FLOWERS, FEATHERS and HOCvHAUfR
and from Berlin . full line Of
ZEPHYR WORerEDs, ETC.
Her whole stock having been bought for cash.
Will be Sold Very Cheap.
Ladies are invited to cali early and maks II
selections while the assortment il complete aI
ftesh.
GREAT INDICTMENTS offered to cemmisita
and country merchapta ors FIN an IN n
NOTICE.
DRLTA INSURANCE COMPANY OF NKW d
LEANS, IN LIQUIDATION.
All parties IN interest are hereby notified thakd
the expiration Of thirty days from and after 4
and distribution of the remaining assets of r
Delta insurance Company Of New Orieape /
hqnidanon viii be mace BY the under signed
aetsons having any claim against said compan1
AIe nereey required to present the same dnrinl
AND within the said Thirty daya
JOHN BRCNASO
4. BALDWIN
Commissioners Of Liquidatios.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

Poor pers .cuted Victor Hugo 10 worth
about 100000.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

The complimentary vote is that which
elects man.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-04

For tho close Of the day We SEQ tho same
old close.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-08-17

cd by Republican administration, is
referred to the recent hloody traps,
action at Hamburg rs merely q
mado OF executing tho law df fota.
liation upon the negroes for the in.
numerahla ofiepses with which il
ialsoly charged them as having per
potrated since suffrage was conforr-
cd upon them.
It proceeded to draw tho most
gloomy picture Imaginable Of South
ern society, and characterized tho me-
groes aa marauders, brigands, rob.
hera murderera, and incendiaries.
II iustifod the Southern whites in
banding against tho negroes rs
agaiGstQ common enoniy. 1t sup
poses various cases in which North
ord people might ho expected to
mako udhmon cause against oilen-
dprs, aud then rofferred to tho fact
shat horse thieves had boen hung in
this oouptry, time aud again, with
out Judge or jury, and that vigilance
committees had been useful in Cali
forBia. II 'ipaistod that order was
Heavens arst law, and that South
Osralina should he BoJelod some.
what upon tho same plan, hy tho
gid Of the infamous hutlor Gnd his
hand Of assassins. Iva plea WAS that
desperate aGaira require deaparate
romedioa' To those who aro 90
quainted with oil the horrible details
Of tho Hamburg massaoro, tLis viii
appear as only, another instance in
which, for tho sake Of political effect
the Democrats arc trying to whistle
down the wind. But murder il
murder, on whichever iaido they may
choose to range themselves.
$50 ''.'T " EPSILON,
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y
R,oHEa IN RAas.-Ip front Of tho
st. Nicholas Hotel ho went chamber
ling aloua, with his Dyes cast down
q dirty hricr-wood pipe in hia mouth,
o yagged coat GU lis hack, pants
sadly tho worso for wear, rolled up
over his dirty brogaps. His whole
get.up wau Strikinaly auggoativo
How much would You givo for what
ia on that old fellow 81 asked my
companion. Aftor ho Ind turned
aud surveyed MIN from head to foot
he answered, We'll his old clothes
might bring $3 at o second hand
shop hut why DO you ask = 'Ro,
cause ! responded, that old spoci-
men of humanity il worth three or
four Ipilliuns, aud ho usually carries
lin those old clothea from S25, 900 to
$40, 600 in Upitod States securities,
Aud such are tho faots. The man ia
named Oonnors. Many years ago
lo landed in Halifax from Irolaud
with but SIS in hia pockets. Strol.
liug along Water street, ho say in
o Junk shop largo quantity OF
brass. He bought it, shipped it to
Boston on o vessel run by q country.
man OF hia and tho two cleared s4hO
Connors ataid in Boston awhile, then
came to this city. lie lived tho life
81 Hiser, in dilapidatod teholnent
house, cooking his own meals, and
having as his daily companion lit
tie dog with which he devidel his
food. Every speculation yielded
him gold, Gna when he had accumu.
lated About 5000, he began to opo-
rate in real estate. lie was reHarka.
bly, shrewa, and everything be
touched seemed to turn iuto gold as
il by magic. Some years ago ho
purchased tho Park Hotel, corpor Of
Hickman and Nassau atreota. Lator
the Central Park hotel was erected
hy him. and, ntill later, tho tstor
Plaoe hotel. He now owns, il ia
said, FIVE or six hotols snd other real
estates, valued in the aggregate at
between Sa,000,000 and 1000, 600.
Connors il o miser in oyety sense oi
the word. A few yeara ago he sent
to Ireland and brought over his
oldeat son TO aid him in the manage,
mept Of his large estate. The young
man toiled diligently, but the cid
fellow did not give him sufficient to
p.y his board, and tho young man
left him and is now running real
estate oftloe in Brooklyn on hia own
asoount. During all thia timo, Con-
nors carefully guarded from every
ono, Including hia son, his place Of
abode, None of his tepanta know
where 10 find him except on rent day
when he calls promptly TO tho hour
aud demands the uttermost farthing
-New rdak ',Zettep in ST. L9ais
qiGts- Democrat.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-08-17

A G.nL's PooKEg.-We. found one
lying ON the side walk yesterday,
says the Opaha Hearla, and give an
inventory for tho purpose Of eua-
bling the propri otar 10 obtain tho
pocket Two white cotton hsud-
kerchiefs, the hems Of which are
bigger than the balance q candy
asK Of many oolors one abort slate
pencil, black chewed ut ono'end, too
hard Vi the other one slate pencil
mode color, ehewed at both ends,
and very short and slabaidea /, one
bit Of slsy blue ribbon +, two bits in
currancy ode garter. without buck
10, very elastic, but not long one
piece Of barber pole candy. ono Of
peppermint the other lsiaon one
pair Of sipall black kid gloves one
l,arasol tsssel ! . Oamel's hair brush |;
one 2oss, letter, very tender pfaising
the ycsipiept aud running down
auokher. girl. hence very valuable |;
three halr pips one horse hsjr ring
unAnished ono perfumery bottle
stopper . box ofbrcath perfume ;
8 hall OF doss and . broken oroohet
needle 3 small piooe Of raw cotton
full pi white powder tho lelt heel
of : 10. 3 galtsr' one atopking with
. hole u the. Toe . -thimblc and q
nut cracker. The pocket is OF vel
Low. .nankaan. and can " Obtained ON
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-08-17

4 point in order 10 keep HE daugh-.
YER In presentahle clothes. And 30
both cheat when In The delightful
honeymoon the masks are of, and
thare 10 not g dr6p Of loves 'ther-
mometAr like thS ihdR Of stone in
. we'll. II Il 81 wsli snbugh 10 talk
about sacri6oea 10 'iscure hlisa and
comfort, but thc first one should be
made 10 bs hohest ip their codrliRg
days. HS' mar ho hpsbapded tlr q
while, and evSn be made to DO terriI
able executions, hut whea II comes
10 ths aurfaca, il brings With It q
ghastly train Of circumstances. =
Each should ha thoroughly bon
est.-Stilted talk should he dropped
aud they should toll esch otbeY their
exact pepuhiary conditions - .''F
The GLAMOUR Of love ia q TRANSIENT
thing, a aort oi misty moonsLine
that will melt away when il 'is
frightened With hard pjpohiugs to
mako both ends meet Love in 4
cottage, with hirds Of bright plum,
ago in tho love-lit air, il MOE septi.
D}ent walking With her under The
losfy maplea. With the Grst trill al
blrd'sopg in the trees | hut bars,
practical bread aud butter antago,
niam Of liio. which rpust he met, ia
anothay. Better oommenoe meeting
these by sprinklipg them into tho
pleasures otthe oQarting days. DO
not keep 1t penued upto drjit into
the Light Of common day, II you
must build cluud cities with syro,vy
mipsrets and swelling towers, glis
teniaa with trstted sunshine sheen
liko MaQeaoaiq7 pixies and 'GiobBa al
flames, then remember that the city
shoyld have its pantry Gilea with
thinga. ~ 8
Rettbt wait till you oap 500
through the mist aud moonshine -
the lgbt.thatjs to you brighter than
the light that never shows on sea or
land'--apd then marry.-Rochesser
Union and -39yersiser.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-08-17

Hard tins1 ARE Aew upon Y.
Asd people ese ID debit
The seuutfy's fan II tssdAis,
And the vetst 10 somiag ysti
Tie Sow vithtas lss causes.
Aud IN plaiNsly cell yeu now.
Ghs eniy Hsy y stop u
Isss 'foIlsw ~ ~ play,'
FM up ysas Zelda sud nrsirlss
VIII crop skst's good ~ gold,
For iron salt and coal. " ~
The earth 10 shs producer,
And W. can tell you how
20 make . prinoeIy fortuns-
'Tlsto follow Sp the plow.'
There are tso many people
Who from their duty slirt.
Who'd rather make . fortune
ny some other means than sssk,
The man Who plants tcbacco,
Corr. whcus, or cotton now,
u king among ths 'moneyed wsN'-~
lie follows up tbs plow.'
=
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-08-17

~" Sypervtsor- ACCOUNTS
anG sChH lfnf,r SSp'r for tho year "a DR.
A, sm"nm, OF duplicate of goad.sx s;e,s,
p.sa 70 square secoun, wv ss ssos
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-08-17
Now Augustus Lost His Qip,.

Some months ago. . youth Of this
or some othor city, says the Chicago
Tribune, TOOK fancy to" q fair lady,
and Gegen TO be polite to leg He
met her when he could at parties
and that sort Of thing, and occasions
ally I6' palled to- SEQ her at homo.
She liked The young man, aud smil-
ed swoetly whenovot' his name was
mentioned. " was augustus, and
she wsR Mary Jnne. 's'''H
Augustus wasnt worth 9 cent Il,
nancially, bat be hada capital Of
hope that surpassed the treasure oi
the Forth NsIiopal Bank. ~
Mary Iane had u father whose
name 'yss Jones' Hd' didn't tspoy
Augustus. and didn't u4b to have
hiw spoonipg around Mary Jano.
But he was 9 shre~d and Seisi6!e
old dufer, and he knew he raised his
VOICE ip oppoaitian that Mary James
likeipG wbDld be alrengtEen6d into
red-hot, diamond pin, aat-footed
love. SO he kept still and popdered
and then he hit on plan 10 smash
the oahrtahip Of Augustus into
spithpreeps. :"
At the bopllng house whsro Au,
gustpa' lived, there lived also two
youths Of bis sgs aud sex; Who
were as full q mischief as caucus is
qf seekers for Office. So papa Jones
went to them and pusoldsd his .plaps
and offered tbain $40 each 70 bring
ID to & successful end.-Within q
wSek they bod the money, and thia
10 how thaS harmed il. ~
Auguktps was to oall on his Mary
JaRe that evening, 90 Of course ,te
put 9p bis best cloths for The occa,
aloa. ;Half an hour before hs vent
10 his room 70 'dyOss. hia tyienas
went ;ihssS and took bis best coat
from ths wardrobe They ripped
open Ne lining between the shoulders
and PVT ipsiae . couple Of very thih
slices OF Limbhrget cheese. You
know what that Il II you have epy
familiarity With Getlpiu beerhslls.
Augustus dressed aud started for
lhe old Jones house. He changed
hia scot two or threa times id the
street oar. and when he reached the
door-atsps be turned again and again
like . dog about 70 lie down but
Twas no use.
10 usually occupied ssat ON Tho
sofa at Nary Jape's side but that
evening she was inclined TO dignity,
aud occupied On arm ,ohajr 9 couple
OF yards away. She went twice out
ol the room TO dip hpv hspdkerohief
IN Cologne RatSr and t6S sooond
tiwe. .shs brought the bottles and
oehsSd q son,e d. pSpslus n
Affet he had eonA home and
shspGA1 his olotbss, one Of The Boys
took hisa e Ss)y, While the other
restored his coat to)iti Eormer cohdi:
ton. He examined il very earafdlly
bsfore he went TO bed, and naturally
dissoysrsd nothing wrong except
~ eepe .oS, tps roses 'Gaaoned
tRatS tthl.
Hat vbsn., three evenings hter be
aGnip visifld Mary Jane, the trick
was repeated. 's.Hld jones had taken
pdins % hide The Cologua'hottle and
Ste<ythjpa. else of, tidt ehsr6pter, 80
lkst ths offence Of LimhdfS1r could
k9k ~ Aondoned. The &irl&ai1sp
s}oSd u ~ BALI IN hour: then shs
hlots1 and eolled 10 her the folk.
01e ~ hor1Ssi ~ hAt sooh ~ A.
Gne(nt 1ineeut l1g,a pluyt pqEpjpg
3klak w hiQA ~ ~ iptuty
Z u 4
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The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-08-17
IJ,oHship Poor E,t,,,I.

Dash duo and In hands Of JOS B,wersos E,r'nor
overseer ~ 81
Dash dno aud In hands ~ Adam n W alter ?2 ~
Noics ~ NJ ra Eggari IN d mds II now ovar's g,s-
on d0eteioiH y u Mitchell Isl s%
Jotal Hi duo township, tl2l &c
Anydrr Oounty ssi
W., tho undorzlgued. auditgrs Of Frank,
lin township aforesaid III a o'rtirs, that We met
an the Second Monday of kprii isIb ani adjourn
ed over to juno 5, aud then IN account of sics-
nsSs of ono of tho SpgarviaprS, w adj ,urncd To
June 10th isfd, aud At tho said neetings audited
adjusted aad setill tbs farogding accounts of tho
Supervisors aud u'.rssers oi tho Poor In aud
for sg,a township, N'r tho year ista and do r. f,
rSrt ttEt NO do fii the sane triis aud correct
M ahbsc stated, TO the bcst Of know ledge sud
belief
Given under our b,nds, At MiId lsturg, ,Ea
taiii day II June 4. y: lss,i ~
lGHN REirz,
JOHN w WALTER,
ROEERT IL ISENu0w
20 ',., Auditors.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-08-17

THE
fuhlishcjl every T
JEREMIAH {
Terms Of

terns az
TWO DOLLARS l.
ahle within sis la,
paid within tha VS.,
continued until ali
paid unless q, the ola,,
liaher.
Subscriptions nutsde OF ,ns ooanty
PAYABLE IN ADVANCE
SRcIsons lifting and using papers
Addressed % qthar: become s,,iscribers
md arA l.shle Rgtho price of.he paper
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1876-11-25

~ Advertisers rvdins the hassrn Gated siAiss e.n
their cards bY eucsns Grsenhaehn uuitea nt&tss
Postage stanps for hsy wnh 20 and thsf
Inserted above tAhe Coz ths tDs Paid hr
AZ Basiness Cards, when ron a rsan, are
allowed discount ou theae raies whch Cor Hansirnt
advertisements whon paid of charged quarterly.
single coirs uf tbe Ten Cents whcn charged
Flftccn ccuiss by the d0aen. One Dollar.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1876-11-25
PLAIN AND FANCY
BOOK AND JOB PRINTING
ct Have Drank Ny Last Glass.

No, eomrades, thank you, any for mei
Ny last chain il riven heneeforEard I'm fee -
will 90 my home and my children tonight
With 10 fumes Of liquor their spirits TO blight
And with my eyes, siIl beg my poor wife
To foTEive N wreck I have made Of her life
{" have refused yOu heiore 90 Let that pass
For I've drank my last glass, boys,
have drank my last glass,
lust look al N noz, boys, an rags and disgrace
With my biearei haggard eyes, and red bIoaei face
Marx my fAtef ng step and my weak, paIsied hand,
And he my that Than Gains brand
see my wnIess old hat, and my elbows and knees
Alike EArmeI by chilled by the breeze
Why, the children will boot as pass
But I've drank my last glass boys,
have drank my last glass;
You would hardly believe, boys, look now,
That mothers soft hand pressed on my brow,
When kissed and blessed me- her darling her pride
Ere lay down 0 rest by my dead fathers side
But with In her eyes, she looked to the sky,
Bidding her there, and whispered, " Good bye"
And TIl do It, God helping Your smile let pass
For I've drank my last glass, boys,
have drank my last glass!
All. 4 reeIed home last DIght-it was very late,
spent my last six pence, and landlords won't wait
a fellow who's Ieft every cent in their till,
And has psEned his last bed, their Golfers to fill,
oh the tOrnents Felt, and the pangs endured'
And beggeI for glass-jusi would have curedj
But they kicked me out doors-I let that, too pass
I've drank my last glass, boys,
have drank my last glass
At home, my pet, Susie with her soft golden hair,
I through the window, just kneeiing in prayer;
pale bony hands, her sleeves strung
down,
bare srank beneath her seant
she pEayed-prayed bread just poor of Bread
Foe one ertIst-en her knees, my pet darling plead
And heard, with penny 70 buy one, alas
Bat I've drank my last glass, boys,
I'Ve drank my last glass!
For Susie, my darling, my wee six year DID,
Though fsiniing With hunger and shvefing with cold,
There the bare floor, asked God TO bless me!
And she said " Don't cry mamma He will for you see
I believe what ask for :" Then sobered crept
Away from the house; and that night, when slept
my heart lay the Pledge You smile Let pass
But I've drank my last glass, boys
have drank my last glass
My darling child saved me Her faith and her love
Are akin my dear sainted mothers above
will make her words true, I'll die in the race,
and sober pn go my last resting places
And she shah kneel there, and. weeping, thank Ged
No drums ard lies under that daisy strewn sod
Not a drop Of poison my lips shall ere pass,
For I've drank my last glass, boys,
have drank my last glass
Louise s. Upham-
, 1876-08-05
what VIII Follow Specie Pay.
nAents.

Pockets will be lined with leather.
Wcmen will carry bead purses as long
as your arm.
The best of teeth will bo worn to the
gums testing coins.
When you give tramp dime he VIII
look offended, until he has rung 1t on
the pavement and found it good.
Holes in pockets will be as thick as
June bugs, and wives will tire OF married
life sewing them up.
People will pick up every shining
thing they see, under the fond impres-
sion that il is qualter.
When man walks much the inside
Of his legs will be chafcd raw.
When less than dollar is to go by
mail it will have to be converted first
into postage stamps
To guard their shining treasures, men
will wear their hands on their pockets
more tnan ever.
When you run for q street'car, money
will fly out OF your pocket at every jump
When you tell your wife you have no
money, she will say that you lie, for she
heard it jingle.
1t will be difficult to pay a man
quarter by mistake for u half.
Elderly people will again hoard their
savings in cracked teapots aud old stock
ings.
When you are in hurry, the store
keeper will have to weigh the coin in his
hand, and sound it twenty-five times on
the counter before he can determine
whether it is good.