New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-10-01
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~. RxceediuxDy Troublesome Question OF
va .sf, Reform.

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The Exceedius,y Troubiesome Question O.
...., CoNrKDxIT RoADs,
wen 10 IA '"' September is, 1876.
II takes q great deal OF wear ana 1ear ~
he a Ieedin Dimocrat. moro than ieei Ssn
stand at my time of life. pertikeleFly e Das
com ia waterin his hkker more ana more
everv day. On Insufficient sustenance ite
imnossi Die to watch all the pints ana keep
all the sheep safely in the fold, I'm IonSl.
for the elecshun and inOgerasnen NV tnas
great reformer, Tilden, 80 that IN .ne pos,
off. kin enjoy the frOots Nv my lsoes, soo
nv cittin nv Iikker by the gallon, insted Nv
in desnltory and infrekent drinka, kin 20
shoor of both quality and qusn'ity.
f. : NV last trouble wuz my wust, ana II t0eK
ma an entire day to get it straitened. foi'
Iock and Joe Bgler nd got hold OF moo
York Democratic paper, one whlcn heu
been ouotin as authority, ana wont run
one bsr.room to another ana req IL 20 osory
Dimekrat in the village: They even PsneS,
trated Bascoms, and before hra g, nra u net
r. contained long articles sbowin thas M
dem. our standard barer, wuz committee:
sole and body; not only to hard money ana
l;meiit resuunpshen, but that he wuz re-
f,rner nv the reforminist kind. goin 30 fsf
an 70 pledp re hisself never to pay dollar nv
southern war-claims, never to re'estsolhn
nigger-servitood in any form, ana never "
app:nt to offs any but them ez WIZ nttio
fnr II. and eich es WOoden't steel. 3 Sc "0~
They did this vbileI was Out orGaeisao D
hundred Dimocrats to 60 over into lnl ANA
to vote in the interest ov Reform IN Octo-
ter, =, .1a Es1aS q. g --@AA-@--. - 60
When /, returned there WIZ tssabie. j
WIZ surrounded by q hundred indignant
Dimocrats demanding NV me wat J. was
eoifl tn do about II.
II am for Reforw, !" Sod Deekin Posrsm,
'.bnt am goin to be- paid fol-. them sweef,
POTATOES and them fence rails Wien Feorei
pikkits eeezed.@
II am tor Reform, said Captain McPel.
ter, "but want psy tor them horses wsch
j ohm Morgan see zsd, -wleh he wOodent hev
done but for Fedrel invaders, witch makes
the government cleer'y Responsible Tor
themw , se1 90
Il am for Reform" sed Issaker Gavitt,
"but wat is Reform to me ct l can't be col
lector Nv this deestrickr'
Shaken Nv EN- of l smiled q sad and PEN
sive smile at the child like inn0senoe, and,
mountin stump, addressed EN-. r1
INV friends" | remarkt, docs water
ever git higher than its fountin.heds Is
Christian ever better than the Ten Com.
maudmentsl Then i he'd to explain to em
wat the Ten Commandments wuz Did
you ever know party to rise above the
source of it's strength It's all very we'll
for this vile sheet in Moo York to talk
about hard money there. for the blOatid
it: but do We! Not any. We want paper,
and lots nv it, and we're a goin to new it.
Wat kin tbs East do about resoomin! Hey
the Dimocrisy any strenth there! Jist
enuff TO hold the postofices in case the DIM
ocrisy elect q President. Bat who elects
the Dimocratic President! We nv Ken
lucky, Nv Vir2inny, Nv Maryland, and NV
Georgy. Massachusetts " ants hsui money,
but Is our beloved Tilden goin back on Ken
" here he hezn't corporsfs
guard! .....=, gf.tl5 e. ,5e
And speekin Nv the payment Nv the
claims of Deekin Pogram and Captain
McPelter. how islthe government agoin TO |
refoose it Ain'G we the ID mocratic party,
we and sich eZsw we from the Southern
States Will there be member Nv Con-
gree electid in the South whose constit
: 0oents d idn'I lose fence ralee, and mules,
, sweet potatoes All. my frisKds, when
Sherman swept t. the, sea, be didn't re alize
wat debt he waz pi,in up which his very
soijers will hav to pay when we Rsformers
gut control sgm. Possibly he'd them soliers
knowd that they'd hev TO pay for them
sweet potatoes, With the cost nv collection.
hey woodent hev gobbled SO many NV 'em.
Our representatives viii be safe on this
luestlon,. and ez the Northern Dimocrats
Will git their whackin, they win be satis fed
Nv che luetis Nv the claims. Wat else hey
We to considerIiu the m after a. q So -
Aud ez. t., the Ofhses, where does
Samyo,el Tilden git. his support from in
his own State9 Is it ont In Delaware
county. where the people make much of
kool,houses, and churches and SIGH, them
win des.royers of Domocrisyi No. Bax
.er street and sich is his strength L. John
Norrissey. and John Kelly, and Oak- Hall
md Boss Mclaughlin supportin of him |
hethinks they are. Hev they experienced
cnange Nv heart Hev they got so good
ther matoor yeers that they won't take
IN offs, or see that Their friends bey emit
IS lilden goin to take his tone from Del.
ware county. or from the cities where he
pts his maiOrities
I'm. We NV tie faith. l am ashamed nv
700. Don't trouble about the spoils till VOC
zee the thieves opposin NV him. Go home
ND repent. ought to wash my hands nv
90; ort VIII stay and Iced 700 awhile VT.
70 nome and be content with wat yoor
etuefe are a doin. The Dimocrat witch
SKIS questions is lost"
AND the Deekin and I wan. into D.
oms, and after takin' drink or two. and
amenun, Bob Ingersoll's infidelitv. sena-
a a Iae Deekiu forgot to paw for the
* Aer, and lett it to be charged to me-
;aseom stopped in the middle Nv a deuun.
iatlon nv the Republicans for heyin on tha
lump SIGH an impious wretch ez Iaparsoll
, rem ARK that takin' iikker and gi,tin ont
ti ;.l pawn FOR wuz DID outrage.
auA everything - right here now. We
en0O our strength like the eagles.
PETROLEUM V. NASBY Raformar
Toledo Blade.