The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-01-14

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down ls rail lvnrs and hailed him 10 know
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suddenly rs4s.sl ~iih lh~ shakes, and wAs
hollin. w thu fsnr ior rniH'ort
A ycnnr man In California ,sv~n " road
4 varnWrH IN Alt,ss mime so hIr sweetheart,
commencing aNnls mime whrn Hhc In
'srrnp.e,i him Nth !. | ,lont cass v ID
John"
sAhl~ ssid teacher. ssh. Caroline
Jones. Whit do yon think yon would have
h~cn wi,hus your good father aid lioaa
mother ~ Il rnl,ios4s. mum, - should
hA' besm hosrhAn."
H. held Tho old shirt up ~ tho ncck before
,li~rN',lng II forever, IN. Nv wA~,,t mo,lir,-
lnE FIR tle garment, III only ssi,l. l wiAh
hs,l al tla drinks again thAs hAvs Hons
through that I'D nskLanl."
Al awkward man. attempting - carve 4
goose. dropped Il nh the iluor. ThoiS
now Z" narlainsI his wife. wc'v~ Lost orr
dinner" I'll. nn. my .lsar - anawawd he
"I,s safe | ha.s .ot my foot ga III"
you must mt play III ,lc s,rst with
the boys now. my ,l.4u, yon ~. @avsn
years old" said m old lsiy ~ her l..le
granddaughter "l,ul grandma" WA thu
innocent rcl,ly. : Tin ol,lW Kto~. Vic bcl,cs
| lik~ Tin boys."
Hcano In conrt--<ccdy individual mr.
raingsd TOR thoft. Question ny th~ Judge.
DID you staal TIN roml,lainAnt's coAtf Prize
oner.-l decline - crafty the morlAd ,-lr.
osity u tho public BY answering that In.
tsrr,xatory.'
A man want homa tha other evaninR, and
found his ho,,~e locked mp. u.iiin1 In ii
NJ" window with en,sIslerNhl. difficulty. he
iound IN II table nn,a FROM hIX wife Il
hay. gone osl you Will HUI ths ,lour key
"a on" ssLs u TIN door stvp."
fM~ III our adopted cl,lyen. r~ing 4
bunch III hAnan.ps TIM other day. riood Iii
silent establishment for Ahon. mnu,. mud
then bruke ont ltHgurra. thsm YAnka
beats ,hs ,esil, and no~ they nail pleklss q
u whtlck."
lila honor d she police cnurt. wanted "a
mS~ Il hoy A. witness TIM other day, ANIL
he inquired. Duh, L0 you know what M
oath 'Iwt~ Yes. air." replied .hs hoy
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There never wnH wi, nj thu hAr ~ rNn,iy
~ Curran. Iron one oevAsioi,, whore IN
had laln dawn ~on~ I.oini4 which dill no,
And favor IN thu ~yer nj iha presiding
Judge !. III that ~ law" Hnid iNrl Clara II
CusTwn. nsx ~ we'll burn my books
Better reAl tlisn. my lord"
A 4sinw ro,,~-. Henry Len. did you bc~,
your Ioor old neither /" asked the court IL
hoy II AS1~M Nm. rlr, And she lles II
sh~ saiL | did,. answered. tho hoy. ~1hHs',
right Henry, always rrsxk ~ promptly
replied ihs Court : ID nAksit asty days
Tor your rromItnNaa,"
An cxq,,lsllely .l,v~4~d Young gentleman
after Mnstng another seAl 10 dAnRls nl,uai
hI1 person, said 10 Tim jswrller that liz would
| IIke-~-Ah. lke 10 hAve~~Mi, something III.
grAved or It.~Ah-~io denote what he VIA.
Certainly" said shs jawellss. .l1l lalt u
cipher on H."
The hoy Win answered thu question Ii,
geography, sWhai In the shMiM VI ihe
world 4" ~ answering, abound liks 4
hitck." has grown np Into \ reckl~~ Mnn
and edits tI,s fovt kt.uii Monitor, ftaarnily
ha printed Ill klDilt thu centennial III Tho
l~tsl. fought Il Lesinwson. Kentucky.
4 bu,npkin oaee dining With The doy.
~inor 81 Rhode Island, where part Ut thu
entertainment consisted VI champagne and
preserved lhne4, WAs asked VI the c0nclu.
slon NY hk husl how he liked hIs dinner
We'll. nuvnsr. Your older y very ko0d
but darn your PICKLES
.WAit~r n ihi4 spring chlckNnf Mo~i
remarkable foWl ev~r attempted M Ax~a,ll,
mlMl.~ Yea, air. nlc~ spring chicken.
nothing ulss NJ this establishment. Dun'i
ycu rSu Mr., II HI,ttnKs np avcfy tiMg yoll
lry 10 lplt knife into 1T" Customer real
Iaaa ~ aAd faHt AnA after \ half hours
futile exercise on Tim knifs And fork. o~ils
lcv plAas u hAsh.
sWsll. Mr. Miller" said YNnkss, psuadly
% 5 travelling NIT, ~ th.y stood by tbs
Pals u Niagara, y II mol wondsrfulf IN
your country you nsvsr saw anything llks
hat
sNhe thA(is aid IN Hcot sthsrw'a i
Or mAjr wonderful concern no twA miles
o. whAr | Ma lMi1,."
sIndssdi u As.lAimsd Jonathan. with On
~ % snpssStlious sksptIelsin /. and pray
WlAal hind al uOtsAln nlHy II ~ ="
.Wssl. man.. tSpltsd sAwnsy. Ms psA.
epsk VT : wooden lse."
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