The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-02-05
DINA er0Ry TREAsUREns
ANDREW J.D0RN, Of Emnm.
A FOOL AT LARGE.


Some unknown and wordy ,dema-
gogue calling himself TheoA Noel, is
out in circular against the Consttu.
ton, every lmeand sentence Of which
show the extreme want of Judgment
and very moderate ability Of this pity
scribbler.
He .prefaces his circular with the
statement that he is a granger q rail
road granger as he Is pleased to term
himself, and the inference is that he is
authorized to advise that great order
in this State and to dictate to them the
policy to pursue. No granger who
was not an apostate to his order, and
recreant to the high trust imposed
upon him would have dared to utter
the contemplate and insidious advice
that this fellow so presumptuously
offers to the Patrons in Texas In the
circular which heshas traitorously sold
himself to write, Ie intimates that a
"few VsharpS' Yin such trade ice ntres
as Dallas through the fundamentally
of the Constitution, are seeking to de-
prive the remainder of Texas of rail
road facilities. just here we can only
observe that Mr.. Noel is yiag under
mistake. If there is one matter re-
speeding which Dallas andBssher
" sharps nare'supremely interestedait
is in the extension to the northwest
and southwest and to the northeast and
to the southeast of q great network of
railway lines, and this impcrtinent
scribbler, did he ever read paper from
this city, must have known that fact.
Noel mildly remarks that the new Con-
stitutionGis a "svillainous, Infamous
sale of your that is, the Changers |
rights" and he appeals to them to vote
down this " Rddicdl rdii,'0ad monop.
oy-mdking Constitutions" Noers. lit
tie lie about the Constitution being
framed by Radicals, aud being int the
interestSof railroad monopolies, is too
MISREPRESENTATION 100 hin@to de-
ceive the intelligent element to whom
he addresses bis foolish circular, and.
had w. not been calledzupon byseve-
raj prominent Granger's who indig-
nantly disown this vapid writer
and would-be Granger, and expressed
desire that his circular be denied in
totoSwe should not have given him
any prominence by thus noticing his
illusions.
Noel's little trick will hardly succeed.
Ere his proposed sixty thousand clrcu-
lars shall have been half distributed,
the true Changers, those having the
interest Of the order and ofaTexas' ut
heart Will have printed and mailed
to the four points of the compass, to
every Grange, postofiieep village,
hamlet and town " IN the State, an ex-
pose and righteous denunciation of his
unholy effort to poison and debauch
the sentiment Of a great and powerful |
ORDER s5st c. XII. aaH
Mr.. Noel has written himself down
an ass in very unmistakable charac.
ters, and the "sharps" in that q trade |
center off Dallasp will see that the
growing business which che AYERS the
OF grangers has given him,
shall be beautifully curtailed in its
proportions faCI la9tts llfli
Since reading Noel's circular we have
NOTICED an apparent and painful defect
in the new Constitution 1t fails to
provide for the office of fool-killer for
such embeciles as Noel, and it contains
nothing to prevent man making an
ninny of himself. We regret this de-
regret 1t on .Noel's &C.
UNDER The head OF Z Comicalities,p
the Dttle Book Herald has the follow.
Ing sentence:
A reverend orator closed his address
with Shirley's well-known lines:
"oply heIactic,i,s of theinst - s..1 4
sheliswelis blossom in tie DUST al
There then follows half dozen
squibs and flashing anecdotes on en- ( (.
tirely different subjects, and suddenly
a recon fileneat,, ant QUA nona.. .N EF<I