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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

tWA lady, in describing to an irrcve.
rent boy an occurrence in which his IA
Their figured, closed by remarking, Il
nm sorry to say that the thing ended 10y
your father losing his temper" did
father lose his tcmper?' exclaimed the
young scapegrace: then 1 hope he'll
never find it again, for il was the worst
temper / ever heard Of"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

IVA Newport girl had fall last
week, and injured herself so severely
that she was carried home insensible.-
Upon recovering, her first words, adj
dressed TO her sister, were "Mary, did
] have on my striped stockings?"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

Twenty steel Teeth Tempered in Oil,
Warranted to stand the scyercst usage
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

OATS HISt."-A rather elderly dar-
key from the Post Oaks was inquiring
of policeman if he knew anything of
his sou Pete.
The policeman replied, there was a
young dNrkey in the lock up, that had
q mouth like stable door, and a piece
bit out of one ofhis cars, that was lock-
ed up for breaking up prayer meeting
with an axe handle.
Oats him." exclaimed the ovcrjoyed
parent, "he told me lie was gwine to
muse hisself," and the policeman con.
Quoted tie parent TO the power in the
market house, where Pete was recover
ing from his amusements.-,So l. Into
mo Herald.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

4 PROFESSIONAL OPINIoN.-A witness
Tor the prosecution in murder case
was thus questioned by his honor =
You say you saw the man shot ut and
KILLED." Yes, sir" you said, think,
that the charge struck the deceased, on
his body, between the diaphragm and
the duodenum?' Witncss-"No, sir, !
didn't say no SIGH thing. / said liz was
shot between thc hog pen and the wood
house"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

VSaid Mrs. Darlington: you see
that blessed man that preached for us
last Sunday? Well, he was first a circus
rider, then locust preacher, and now
he is an exhauster."
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

Ro1es Clean any kind Of Hoy Or Grain
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

l5'A colorcd brothers opinion: De
women oughter to work OATS so; for
cf it hadn't been for Eve, we wouldn't
mono ofus ha' been blecged to work tall.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

tD-A little boy, whose conduct made
his mother say that she feared he did
not pray, replied: "Yos, ]. do: pray
every night that God will mako you and
pa like my ways better"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

Dumps from both who els.
NO side draft.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29
ID r.. w Al Els
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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29
WIT AND HUMOR

@An old gentleman once said to a
newly married couple, "If you would
get on don't entertain eyerybody's
friends; but if you have too much room
for your own family it will be filed by
those you don't care TO have"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

t@'"I made nine hundred dollars dur
ing my three days VISIT" said young
hopeful 70 his father, on his return from
New York. "How SO. my boy?" repli.
ed the delighted parent. "Why, L
had thousand dollars worth of fun,
and il only cost hundred"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

ANY BOY Or GIRL, THAI CAN DRIVE 4
HORSE, CAN RAKE WITH IT As WELL
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

SoLmwRounr lroS Ax1us & Sr1vDLEs
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

LI7A boy Of twelve dining at his uu-
clos, made such good dinner that his
auutobscryod johnny, you appear to
ea. we'll" "Ycs, aunty," replied the
urclin; "Tyc been practicing eating all
my life"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-09-29

GWAunJ Hcpzibah looked Up from
her paper and exclaimed, my gracious
me. if moonlight amt become danger.
ous out in Michiganl How SO, hunty?
asked her nephew Why. &c says hero
that two men were robbed lately near
Detroit, by moonlight.
EII wouldn't be o cook for tho whole
world exclaimed q fashionable young
lady 20 her botrothed lover. or course
not, hc replied If you were 10 cook
.or the whole world you would mover
90, through your work but you'll man
NO 80 nicely for orr little family.
IVA rural female beauty olgmed
from Che stogc.coach the other day when
piece Of ribbon detached itself from
her bonnet and fell into the bottom oil
the corriogc You have left Your bow
behind said a lady passenger. mo,
amt he's como o fishing" innocontly
replied rustic.
An old lady from tho rural die.
rict4 astonished q clerk In one OF Slc
torres few days ago by inquiring II
uc bad any "yclIcr Developments SIGH
Us l,y 1j up letter !n"
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400 ACRES wood land, 50 acres dog
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particulars apply at this office (no. 226-u)
Richland beacon., 1876-01-08
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Richland beacon., 1876-01-08

nNE HaIfinterest in large body of land,
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Richland beacon., 1876-01-08

1000 Acres of handsome improve
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Richland beacon., 1876-01-08
o.. s.)
a ttnzt

o.. So
Upon receiving the preceding bond, which
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purchaser. The right TO the Scholarship is
transferable, and any one holding the same
may send any one to College free Of tuition
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In this way collegiate education is forever
secured to the holder of the Scholarship, his
descendants or assigns, for the sum OF Sc per
year.
No. 2.--Female Scholarships.
Si,e00-To Parents and Phiiomhropists.
Ten female students will be received into
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September, 1878. They must not be under
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views in regard to the development of any
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Richland beacon., 1876-01-08

SOOO Acres of land sold to suit purcha-
OUO sers. All in the woods. For
particulars apply AT this office. If.
Richland beacon., 1876-01-08
The Home College.

for the North and the South
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There is no way so effective as the bring
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and have at heart the making them devoted
friends in College days.
Richland beacon., 1876-01-08
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Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1876-04-16
a PPLIcAT1ON FOR A PATENT.

"A To the NORTH CARSON NINE. No. 303.
U. S. Lxnd Offce, Carson City. Nevada, March
sd, 1876. Notice is hereby given that tAe
NORTH CARSON SILVER MINING CoMPANT, Ivy
Office address is Carson City, Nevada. has TIN,
day filed its application for patent for Fiji
teen Hundred linear feet OF the North Carson
Mine or vein bearing gold and silver, with
surface ground six hundred feet in width,
situate, lying and being in Eagle and Nashoe
Valley Mining District, County OF o-insby,
and State of Nevada. and known and dtsig-
mated by the field notes and official plat Oh file
in this office as Lot No. 80, in Township l6,
north Range twenty east Of Monte Diablo me-
ridian, the exterior boundaries OF said Lot No.
~ being as follows, tO-wit: Variation, It, %
esst-COmmenc!ng st Pos: Nc. l. ii s. F. corner
of tho claim, on the southern slope Of the
mountain. from which point the section corner
post at the S. Z. corner of Section FL, 7. III N.
Il. ooE., D.. NJ. bears S. C. ~ L. IS47 feet
distant, and the flag staff On the dome Of the
State Cspitol at Carson City bears S. 5o & E,
and running y. 45o As Z. / 500 feet to Post No.
2; thence y. Az Is W. Geo feet to Post No. 3:
thence 8. 45c 45 W. 1,500 feet to Post No. 4;
thence S. Az Is E. COO feet to place Of begin
ming containing 20.66-100 acres. This claim is
bounded by no other known mines or mining
claims The location of this mine is duly re-
corded in the Recorders Office of Eagle and
washoe Valley Mining District st Carson City,
Nevada, in Book 4 of folio 1872. Any and all
persons claiming adversely any portion of said
North Carson Mine or said mining ground as
hereinbeforc described. are required to file their
adverse claim with the Register Of the United
States Land Office, st Carson City, in the State
Of Nevada, during the sixty days period Of pub
LEGATION hereof. or they will be barred By virtue
A. wAITz, Register.
T. D. EDWARDS, Attorney. mh25
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1876-04-16
THE DISTINCT COURT OF THE

United States fer the District of Nevada.
In the matter of AUGUSTUS W. BURRILL.
bankrupt, in Bankruptcy.-United States al
America District of Nevada. ss.-A warrant IN
Bankruptcy has been issued by said Court
asains. tho estate of Augustus W. BurriI, OF
the county OF Douglas and State Of Nevada. il
said District, who has been duly adjudSed
bankrupt upon his own petition; and the pay
ment OF any debts and the delivery Of any prop
erty belonging to said bankrupt. to MIN or TO
his use. and the transfer of any property by
him, are forbidden by law. meeting Of the
creditors of said bankrupt, TO prove their debts
and choose one or more assignees of his estate,
will be held st q Court Of Bankruptcy. TO be
holden 1t Virsi in the said District. on the
18th day of April, A. d. 1876, at I O'Clock r. II
at the Office of Z. Strother, Room No. 4. Odd
Fellows Building, corner OF c and smith
Streets one of the Registers in Bankruptcy of
said District AUGUSTUS ASH,
United States Marshal and Messenger in Bank
ruptcy for said District. apCtG
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1876-04-16
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF TUB

Il County OF ornsby, State OF Nevada. IL
the matter of the estate Of hudson WarDar. .;e-
ceased. Order TO show cause why Order Of Sale
Of Real Estate shoulc not be made.
I. appearing to the Hon. 8. H. Wright, JudCo
of said Court, by the petition this day presented
and filed by James Judson Warner, the admin
istrator OF the estate of Judson Warner, de-
ceased, praying for an order of sale Of 'eai
estate that it is necessary TO sell the whole q
the real estate, to pay the expenses OF admins
tration: 1t is therefore ordered by the Hon i.
II. Wright, Judge Of the said Court, that al!
persons interested Ia the estate Of said deceased.
appear before the said District Court Oh the
FIRST MONDAY OF JUNE, A. D. 1876. at 10
O'Clock in the forenoon of said day, st the Court
Room Of said District Court at the City Of Car
son, in said County of Ormsby. TO show cause
why an order should not be granted to the said
James Judson Warner to cell so much Of the
real estate Of the said deceased as shall be ne
cessary.
Ard that a copy of this order be published ct
least four successive weeks in the CARSON DAILY
APPEAL, a newspaper printed and published in
said Ornsby County.
S. II. WRIGHT. District Judge.
Dsted March 18th, 1876.