The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-07-08
THE FINANCE QUESTION.
The Register" Man Interviews our
EntePprtsIng Laan manson
Money His Hobby.

The "Register'' Man Interviews our
EnterprtsInE Laandry man-ssft
Money His Hobby.
Wsh Lee, the enterprising and hand
some Market street laundrymsn, wasin'
terviewed yesterday on the Presidential
outlook and adheres with great tenac ity
to LAG monlee."
Rep.-Well, Mr.. Lee, what do you
think OF the Republican platforms
Mr.. Lee-Me no like.
Rim what respect, Mr.. Lee, do you
object to the principles of that great NOR
al party? Is it their fondnes for .'creok-
ed" spirits, or other acts of corruption3
mo- moulee no goodee. Me ''F"e
lag mon!ee.
We told Mr.. Lee OF the peculiarly OF
the financial plank, that it was double
acting arrangement, and would work
both ways, but he couldn't see it; he was
loath TO understand how nothing could
beembodied in such Z profusion OF words
but then Wah Is not politician, He
also declared the Monaghan immigration
plank zone dance Mclean lle." ~
R.-You take in washing, do you not
Mr.. Lee?
L.-You betee.
R.-Wbst do you charge per dozen?
L.. One dolce half.
Rand yet you are of the opinion
that the Monaghan question should not
be tamE cred with, and that our almond
eyed brothers should be allowed to pursue
the even tenor of their. ways?
L.-Publicans no needee vesselgate
Chinaman; he washee; vesseIgate Frisco
hoodlum, dance.
R.-Disciple of the great Coniusius, it
is rank treason to defy the right of the
party of God and morality to follow the
bent of their inclinstiops.
L.-This the land OF the free; me
Mclean citizen.
R-Yes, Mr.. Lee, but all subjects in
this country are liable 10 investigation,
and must grant the necessary time from
their daily vacations for the good of their
common country.
L-Me no likee Giant; he dlinkee too
much. Why not vesseIgate "lagee bee
picnic? Why not nigga? Why not
Ilishman2 Why 60 for poore Chinaman2
Anslee me that or lemme me lone.
R-Lee, you are incorrigible.
L-Damte, no; me not; me washee,
washee, one dolce half; me no
eligible, and want no more lntleview,
when you callee BADGE names.
And we took our departure from his
domicile, greatly enlightened as to the
political position of our celestial brother,
who emphatically refused the nomina-
tion for "Clonglessmaa,". or any other
office Of public trust
DIAMOND DUsT.-To-day the Charter
Valleys and Standards cross bats.
Thursday of next W. elk, the Keystoncs
of Erie, T., :, and Standards play At 'hr
Fair Grounds.
Erb, the catcher engaged blythe Stand
ards, has returned TO Cleveland his
ability behind the bat proving OF an in
ferior order, home talent ecllpslng his
elerts.
The Standards are corresponding with
John l.. Kelley, of the Athletics, Mans
field. o, and Sumner, Of the Leather
Stockings, GAINESVILLE, o, in regard to
accepting the position of catcher" in the
Standard club. Both parties have yet TO
-. heard from.
The Stars, of Covington, Kentucky,
plays the Standards, at the Fair Grounds,
on Friday next
The Red ST cking>, Of ST. Louis, Mo-,
are booked for Wheeling on the 18th
inst. They play the Standards.
The Neshannocks will play another
game here some time during this season.
Peanut Scott, who accompanied the
Standards on their tour, is very indignant
u. the playing of Erb, the Cleveland
man. He says "he knew he couldn't play
behind the bat, No man could" he said,
with such little handsAs these quitting
up his huge black paws), take in Ven
mum balls.
The Standards, thus far this season.
have met with fearful disaster. Unless
The fault is remedied, the probabilities
are that they will lose their previous
good reputation. A good catcher is
needed, and such they should procure at
once.
The SIXTEENTH STREET LUTHERAN
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