The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-04-19

window Of the Emperors pArlor was thrown
wide open, and tall, noble-IookinR figure lean
irg out, after vigorous gesture, which was va
riously Interpreted below ne a token OF Rfatinca-
ton, impatiehce, courtesy. disGust and bene-
dlction, flung into the air a large bundle OF pa
pefs, ana hastily thut down the sash.
As the docutnebts 6uttered into the street,
the American citizens there assembled stopped
cheering and began frantic struggle to possess
tbeth. The general opihioh regarding the WIND
fall was that the monarch had determined 70
reward the crowds friendly interest In his per-
son bt liberal distribution Of
Patents Of nobility.
Titles TO niangnd mines,
S commits. q Tl.1 d tse B4s,I pss army,
Commissions in the Bsazlan navy,
s X. sS" on ;s lSr Sas gaS & mo-
Invitations TO dine with his Majesty
For three nibutes there was brehthless silence
in Twenty-third street, while the lucky ones
eagerly read 20 see what fortune had befallen
them. At the expiration Of three minutes there
arose general howl OF disgust at the reaober-
| Gus conduct Of ths purse proud orprvssor OF
| down.troddtn millions. and one minute later
| Twenty.tbird street wus nearly empty
| A curious individual. who remained and col
Iected from the sidewalk. street, and gutter.
many, many dozens OF the documents flung by
| Dom Pedro from his window, discovered several
1
mon wKiLsKEowE DIPLOMAT.
To MS MAgrTY DON PEDRO H.. EMPEROR OF
| BRAZIL COUNT OF BBA0ANzA, &c, &o-,Sirc: 4
ton s in Witch your Majesty was placed yesterday
| on board tho uevelius, When had the honor
S Mfi' Of Tue United States Goyern@snt OBJ.
| served that your MajestSs wel-known anahiii-
ty was put under nSSessary s 10y ans
| sDoDbishness and Offensive o0truslveness ! will
| not here characteIize. Allow me, your Majesty,
a.. N.NA nnaN nn Ia "A n.
| your Majesty must not accept his onlcious atten-
| lions a. representing the true tone Of the Ad-
Permit me to suggest that the attendant who
guards the door Of your MaJesty's patlor should
| mission to your Najestvs presence does not To-
cIude the United States Secretary OF state.
consideration, romsin, your Majesty, your MAJ
0''' '' HAMnrowS FErsH.
FROM THE HrRo or THE NAVY YArDs.
YoUR MAJESTY Pardon the frankness Of a
bluf ssilor. Ny friend Dom Alexander Cattell.
a celebrated naval hero Of our republic desires
me To request for him an Interview with your
Majesty In regard to furnishing the BRAZILIAN
navy With boiler rivets, canned Holsters, hemp,
and sea biscuit. at contract prices.
tsrday bv the oficlous attentions which Score
tary fsesh thought II proper to innict. he mas
/ enclose NY card. and BEG your Majesty to
remember that my ability as a reconstructor Of
most anttorng recommendations from many
distinguished coptTaotors AlSo, .ps. a.ss sn n
Az, nm pardon the frankne.s Of an honest and
outspoken tar, more accustomed 10 the ruar OF
| the tempest and the boom Of cannon than TO
tine formalities OF court etiquette-
DON snooR RoBnERsoS DE JERSEY.
JAMES II. TO PEDRO II.
| BROTHER: Please accept my personal thanks
for coming In the same steamer on whicn tue
| Herald AN Dassador had paid his faro u New
YORK. The facilities thus accorded him for
seeing you Il lily and watching YOU ea.- were not
graceful acknowledgment OF tue enterprise VI
American journalism.
Do you ever rnkf Please hnd enclosed Tree
sea- on ticket to my new nall Oh sixth avenue.
JAMES GoRDos BENNETT.
1ooKER's AoDEsTY.
, DUSTErcxSr MoNARCH; The kindness with
which your Imperial Majesty regarded my mum.
Die efforts to please at Booths last night, and
the gracious smhe with which you greeted me
| when ON several occasions entered tho i'm
| nerial box. emb olden me 10 presume that have
been so fortunate M 20 win your powerful favor
Personally should like to be a Duke; but Il
| there are no vacancies just now amonR TIA
duksdoms, am willing TO be cast as Count
| with the understanding that am To be shoVe%
J at the earliest opportunity.
JosEPH IA. TooKKR, Commodore.
SUNDAY MoRNGNG.
A A CONSIDERABLE OFFER.
The Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Pleni
a |
4 OF H. u. N. presents hts compliments TO hr
: Majesty Dom Pedro II. and begs u say lin con
4 huence) that N hIs Majesty desires INSTRUCTION
IN IA celebrated American gnme, as taught viii
crest success at several Courts OF Europe w
Y. F. and N. =. h at his Aa1estys service.
4 me ~ r. and N. p. be1s TO add that he would
be satisfied to allow his remuneration TO depen'
N upon his Naiesty's discretion.
WAsnINGrON. April 10.
b IHR -BkoTHER's MITE.
= MY Ancient: hear that you are anxious &
9 look behind the scenes little while In this citJ
}. Nv boy, | am your oyster.
Just button mp your ulster make some plausl
10 bile excuse TO the old lady, and meet mo to-nigh
/, at i2 where the shadow OF the Tribune towe
!, / will take you round on a circuit that wi
Then, toward morpinx, there win DO . ohsl
ready for you at the schbolers', and a long pip
y, and mug Of bitter. m
II Con along, old fellow, and III stand by 70
l. Ike an ex brother. JOE HOWARD, JR.
10 AN ErIsrLE THAT WAS STAINED WITH TEAR
IT EsrEEMKD SIR; II having occurred to me tbs
you might nave osG S.a Ss hsye ss,s
Is mined (after much prayerful deliberately
70 send YOU my card.
10 Nv references Hro Henry Ward Beecher an
10 Most humoly and obediently yours,
r THOMAS u. SHKARhAS.
W WALT wHIrMAN's WELCOME.
10 Thus Walt TO Pedro:
IA There IL something must yaWp about Dull
| EmuerOr II Is you'll .
"a There Is somebody j must celebrate; AlcaI
,e tara, You are nv clam
- Hysterical old Top Knot, II shall DO you
% O,Iam wonderful
vs. Divine | am from the crown Of my battere
~ tile to NV heel laps.
m Divine the beet juice thar swhshes tbroug
"a my aTte ial system.
20 Aorta, spleen, yenn caVa, proooscls, JuRua
II. red anmt and suspenders.
-e All severally divine.
A., For me the nebule married;
III For me tue curt h. air. sky, universe were 90
I'd oeived and parturlAtedi
MT | For me the piesiOsaurus and tho ichthiosa
rus, and the ornithorhYncus dspOrted then
ou selves In the early dawn Of the siurlan ages
ad For mo lived the long limo Of oully good Il
All | lows.
~ u. From Adam and Cain down TO the days Of A
at drew Jackson.
cy 4 am the outcome OF all these things.
tv swathed In glorious red flannel,
~ NV feet tread on continents; my head oft
'ss Inconvenience the angels.
les |, " alt OF Camden, New Jersey, am rath
We blg thingl
Af Bully Emperor, you've hit II precisely ~
ile are toothess, Inert, bilious, yellow as sanro
at Cumcrauo.
W. " Inv sing Of you, YOU infectious old potential
or When there Is Walt to celebrate In verses.
IN Walt. the remarkable kosmus. W. w
ha To the Emperor or any other Fellow