The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1876-05-27
MISCELLANY.

They hate the Chinese out in
California so much that no white
man dares even to chew pig tail
tobacco. ST. Louis Globe.
An Iowa Sunday school doesn't
intend to be fooled this year and
has fixed for May day party on
the first of July.
The revival feeling is spreading
but it hasn't yet got down deep
enough to affect arrearages on
country newspaper books.
This time it is q Kentucky
preacher. Name, Parker. Left
a wife and several children. 1t
was quite a young girl that he
went off with.
Reading, Pa, has a base ball
club called "The Lazy Nine" The
members sit on the fence and look
at hired nine play the game for
them.
There are two things which we
calculate to give a pretty wide
berth. One is a pOlecat, and the
other is man who goes through
life stopping over with precepts
at every step.
An Irish agricultural journal
advertises a new washing machine
under the heading Every man
his own washer woman" and in
its culinary department says that
potatoes should always be boiled
in cold wafer"
The Humboldt Register says:
ga man in town the other day
left a boarding house just because
a rat bit off his ear. When peO-
pie get that particular about tri
fies, they ought to quit boarding
and go to keeping house."
Whats use play Poker" re-
marked an Acknowledged denizen
of Arizona, the other day. "Me
hold four kings and a lace; Nell
can man hold all same time four
laces and king whole week
washee gone like wo0dbine"
Much has been said about the
gO-ahead activeness of the west
ern people, but there is many
man in the region of Chicago who
has been known to stop short in
the midst of an important job to
watch an Illinois girl trying to
climb a hay stack.-BrOOkiyn ar
gus.
The following subscription is
going the rounds 'In aid of a
poor lone widow woman. with
five small boys and four neices,
whose husband works on the Pa
cific Mail Dock. Please cOntri-
butte freely and quickly, as the
unfortunate woman is DESTROYS Of
opening a new hotel in Santa Mo-
MICA" Have you subscribed yet?
A good many have.
An ex. brother who had been
expelled from a rural cOngrega-
ton for card playing Indignantly
deserted the neighbOrhOod and
went to dwell in distant city. In
a letter to a friend he made the
following observation: "Tain't no
use prayin' ag'in the devil in this
town. He holds both bowers and
the ace"
A young lady once received the
following note accompanied by
some flowers: Deer Emmer-
] send by the boy a bokay of
fiours. They is like my love for
u The night shades menes keep
dark. The dog fenil menes that
/ am your slave. ROsiS red and
posts pail, my luv for you shall
never, never fall"
Man is the only animal that
blows his nose. The alligator has
a nose nearly two feet long, but
ne never blows it, The elephant
can reach over his nose and tickle
his hind legs, and he often does;
but he never wipes it. The blue
nose babOon has a ceruleau pro-
boscis of which the nOblest ami
NAL might be proud of, BUTT goes
unknown. The dOuble-n OSed pOin-
ter has an immense capacity for
blowing, but he never will; and
the oyster. whose nose reaches
clear around to his back, refrains
from exercising it. Man alone
has reached to the hight of
pocket handkerchief, and he
proudly waves his bandanna as a
sufficient evidence of his superior.
ity.
A young gentleman undertook
to relate a circumstance, last Sun.
day evening, in the presence of
some young ladies. He COM
menced as follows:
ga lady friend and myself, last
Sunday evening, went to Bed"
There was noise in the room
resembling some new born kit
tens, and the old lady bounced
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