, 1876-06-25

tool chest with him, smuggling his trunk also with
a@p SSs?nes afey 1T rstas
night, expecting the return Of her worthless neg
every moment Bat ths morning Of the sa6pss, ut
far away en- route to ST. Louis.
There is not crust in the house, and the Lori
| only knows whence the next one coneth., Now ie
our charitable societies tro out their fu4ds
and curtail nonsenscal exhibitions On the Fourth
NOTES.
A very disastrous wreck occurred to one Of obi
Main street ..ylolets" one night last week. Mha!t
exhibiting her agility to some companions by snow
ing them how she could run bases, II so minded.
her dress caught on cross walk, there was col
lapss followed BY screams and Is cqnvuslons. @ .,.;,
marital ties, and are padding their separate cal
noes, Jonathan should have got the grand bounce
long ago. as he is too lazy to do anything but cal
and sleep.
Our policemen have got their new uniforms, and
for tho first few days acted in very singular man-
ner. One OF the number would dodge out OF an
alley, look cautiously up and down the street, and,
II no one was near, would whistle to the others.
who also stepped out very ci.cunspectly, going
their devious ways until q citizen appeared, when
oil Won1d dodge around the nearest corner again.
A new deal in tue hotel llnc his been inauYu-
rated on the West Side by genial host from tue
City OF Pork, Mr.. llittner, who purposes opening
store w European hotel. Alr, uittner has had
great experience in the business, and purposes
making it tropical for the other .'hasherics" In
our burg. "A prominent feature Of his caravansery
will be musical combination composed OF jnve-
niles who formerly belonged to the Apollo Club OF
What attraction was It that induced the Times
luminaries to walk to Kenosha Friday night! One
was clutchfng dunty note to his left lung, while
the other broke roadway through the mud, and
unadulterated joy bcamed from the intellectual
a matrimonial event reached climax last week
between ssansrnc couple, snperinduccd by the
bsnwny lst Of Scandinavian ''parient, who in
sisted on seeing thc knot tied over again"
%aa Be- she a s1s onr
Two Amazonian shscws met one day last week
and carried on very anlnlated conversation for
the anatomy Of the other was freely discussed.
much to the amusement of those who overheard
'i. theM Girls whT let your angry passions rias-in
The new baseball club meet for organization and
the election Of officers Ut tho General Freight Oice
on Monday night at half-past O'Clock sharp. All
members must be there sAre.
PERSONAL.
Miss Clara Ward, who Inns been attending Vassar
during the past year, is welcomed buck again by
many friends.
john T. Fish and lady left last week to do" the
Centennial, and will undoubtedly return with an
intellectual appreciation Of the big show
Cook Ely has had his - fun with the boys" and
returned for u few days from Oshkosh, brown as u
The little bird" whispers to Prof. La Dombaric
to takc IN Philadelphia during vacation.
The Hon. .Auslcy Cray, ex-lncmber OF the last
Legislature, Was In the city rs guest Of the Hon.
Norton, j., last Sunday,
Miss Amelia Maxon, of Waukcgan, Is making
glad the hearts Of our gallants and wsetchcd those
She left behind.
Ham Utley, OF the telegraph, was given line"
last Sunday, and naturally diyed for Racine.
d. $. Wcsg, ESQ, was studying the outside
architecture Of St. Luke's Church last week, but
left disguised With everything. Go inside next
time, David.
J. a. Mcclurs, ESQ.,, is home on a visit from
Indianapolis.
George pendlcton, Esq, should come here oftencr
to be greeted as hc WAS. Mansfield. O. cannot
surely tender such Inducements.
Alex Peters, Dr. Halu and his brother, ]. Hahn,
Of Clicago. came up to see the great baseball
game last Tuesday aud ''sat up in order to catch
the return trut1l.
J. Il. Slauson, Esq, kindly gave the boys S25 to
help along their baseball club. May his shadow
never grow less. Now, Hon. j. L., come down.