The Arizona sentinel., 1876-11-04
Ghe 9rizona Sentinel,
Nov. 4
Saturday.
MISCELLANY.

SoV0rdI persons nave gone 10
the devil, and more are going.
1t took two separate bolts of
lightning to kill an Augusta mule,
and he had been a sickIy mule for
several months.
A young scapegOat, notorious
for his FRANKS and practical jokes,
who came of age the other day,
aWOke the family at midnight by
loud cries of MAN in the housed"
"Have you found verdict?"
said ajudge to the foreman of
jury. mo, your honor, we have
hunted through every nook and
corner 70 the room you sent us to,
and we can't find nary one"
"Py Schiminy, how dat boy
studies de languages!" is what a
delighted elderly German said
when his four year-old son called
him a blear eyed son Of saw
horse
Let it he recorded for the com,
fort of disrOnsolate virgins wher.
ever they do anguish. A maid
en- lady was married in Havervill.
Mass, last week, after turning
her 48th birthday. The bride
groom was Junior by two years
1.-THE Centennial boot" the lat
est wrinkle, is especially adapted
for the exposure of the exquisite.
ly embroidered white and c0lored
silk stockings now selling for S25
a pair.
Another man whose memory
ought not TO be permitted to per.
ish is gone. He lived neer Fred
ericksburg. Va, and his father
was kicked out Of watermelon
patch by George Washington.
"What is the chief use of
bread?' asked an examiner, at
recent school exhibition. "Thp
chief use Of bread" answered the
urchin, apparently astOniShed at
the simplicity of the inquiry, sis
to spread butter and jam on it."
Johnnie. does you love me?"
"Well, Susie, does"
"HOw does you know that you
love me.?"
''Kase, Susie, whenever I look
at you my heart jumps and knocks
agin my stomick so hard, that
don't have any appetite for week
afterwards.
A gentleman in England has
received the following graceful
little verse for his autograph col
lection:
AMERICA AND ENGLAND.
Thicker than water in one rill,
Through centuries of story,
Oar Saxon blood has flowed, and still
We share with you the good aud Ill,
The shadow and the glory
JOHN 6. WHITTIER.
AmeS6ury, %, 9naO., 1874.
For printers wife, En-; for a
sports wife, Betty; for a lawyers
wife, Sue; for a transfers wife.
Carrie; for f1sherman'S wife Net
ty; for a shOemaker's wife, Peg
gy; for carpet-main's wife, Mat
tie; for auctioner's wife, Biddy;
for chemists wife, Anna Eliza,
for an engineers wife, Bridge-it
1t is nonsense to say that a Wo-
man can fill mans sphere. How
can she sit in the pOstOffice and
white pine shingle with a
jack knife while waiting for a
mail that does not bring her one
letter year? How can she cover
the patch on the right knee with
the left boot while offering to bet
her last nickel on the result of the
coming election? Those who adj
vOcata the equality of sexes know
little of life in country village.
PATHETIC.-They were return
ing from moonlight excursion to
Rockway. The sea was quite
rough, and the little steamer rose
and fell with every pulsatiOn of
the great deep, like the hustle of
stormy woman. After studying
the sky and ocean for about an
hour in silence, he turned to her
and said: Dear Ge0rgiana, you
will be mine? You will give me
your hand and heart?" "Oh.
Alfred she answered, turning
deadly pale; Cpd rather give you
my stomach"
TROUBLE OF AN ADIPOsE
DAME The fat woman who was
at the sea'c COW and learned hog
show near the Centennial grounds
gives the Philadelphia Item the
following account Of her escape
from the fire on Saturday night:
II can step at 500 weight, and
as the front stairs were on fire, ]
had to go down the back way.
Now, the front stairs were built
especially for me, of wood six in
ches thick, while the back steps
were only fit for common light