The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-06-08
Written Expressly for the stNk Co, DemOcrGtl !
PENNSYLVANIA DEITSH
Breef fun Sammy schnitzler.
DUNNERsBARRIcK. June der 8, 1875.

DUNNERsBARRICK. June der 6, 1879.
De Fanny war shun hong hinner mer
os ich ebmohls uf n onnery shyle shri.
We set, for Sc sawgt ich date mich tzu feel
nit dem nonsense shtuft OBJ gevva, un
saucha sawga os net olsfort exactly sin
we ich Sc shreib.
Well, iCh vase net wass ich du set. 4
dale lett mana ich set nix shriva os Yusht
luff shtories un sauCha weaga de webs
lett der wag we de yungy karls ais Sun
dawg owets lzu de maid game un shtecka
era hussa seek full tucker sauch for de
maid NIT treate. A dale onner lett sin Ut
der opinion oS ich yusht shriva set ui
scientific subjects un perpetual motion un
shplrit rappings un so sauch. rs nut aw
lett de mana lch set yusht shticker shri-
va weaga der Shrift un religion, un noch
n Gloss lett wela NIX lasa except yusht
iun weaga morda un dote sheesa de
lett henka un hels OBJ shneida un shteam
lnglnes era boilers ferbusta uf m rail.
road.
Now we'll ich net oily lett suta con, bin
ich tzu der conclusion kumma for pro.
weera eb ich mich net selNer suite kent
n dino, wars net lasa will mawgs
shpella odder entirely shkippa, Ea ding
will ich mer Gus halta un sell is os ich
i'm sin hob tzu shriva un shwetza exactly
wass lch vase un denk weaga politics
lch hob yusht ca set politics, un my pin
clples con ich explana in wennch ward
ia lCh sawg nochamohl, wass iCh shuD
uft g'sawt hob, os wann mer bessery
tzeita wella don missa mer bessery Lett
in de Offices nj lecta. Aleweil sin de
grashty deeb in de grashty offices, un
wann amer net proofa con heitich dawg5
os ar n orrick shmarter deeb is don dur
ar gor ka chance shlG for n office unneI
m Republican President Grant. Ich
glawb aw os de lett g'satisfed sin os icb
reCht hob un os Sc on der n9gsht lection
amohl n grossy ferennerung maucha.
Aver ich hob desmohl gor nix sawga
wella weaga politics. Is sgai mer wen.
mich we m mon os so ornch goot war ON
geig shpeela-ar hut oily tunes shpeela
kenna so we Hail Colunby Washingt ms
March, Star Spangled Banner Fishers
Horn pipe un Old Hundred aver oily
mohl os ar anes fun denna tunes g'shtart
hut, is ar in Yankee Doodle nj g'rund.
Ar huts nethelfa kenna. Yankee Doodle
is m so noddeerich kumma os millitb
frlsh fun der brusht tzu m ayunga bub-
belly. So gait meer S wennich-wanD
lch aw fong shrva. .uf der subject fun en-
Mich ebbas-philosophy, science, religion
oder enniche onneiy sierei, don du ich
dw oily mohl my finger fershmeera nit
politice un republican parry shtaler, i
De fact is sell is eva de grose froke allie.
we'll eb mer unsere government alsfort
g'runnd hawa wella by n set grossy deeb,
odder eb mer net besser du date wanp
mer amohl n wexel proweera date. Ich
ga anyhow nj for amohl n wexel.
Aver ich muss der now aw amohl
wennich news shrva-we's doh uf m
Dunnersbanich har gait. Geshter is der
| Joe Dinklebarger fergrawa warra. Ar is
uf n orrick cory oser wag ums lava KUN
ma. Ar hut n gaul g'hot os ais de lifts
grickt hut orrich unferhuft sin m OILS de
hnnery bar nuf tzu's gonga, so in nord
weshtlch direction, un doh der onner
dawg war der Joe yusht um de weg we
m gaul 81 b9 widder amohl hinna nous
un nuf tzu's gonga sin un m Joe 81 kup
war in position os IT contact kumma
is nit m gaul 81 hoof, un S hut n horter
conclusion gevva. Tzum CLICK war der
gauI irish b'shlawga un hut ME hoofeisa
aw g'hot, un S hut m gaul aw gor nix
aw gebrocht Aver m Joe 81 harm shawl
war net gons so gljcklich for Sc is second
besht rous kumma, allies fersmasht, un
we'll de duckter net g'wlsht hen we's tzu
hicka un repaira is der awram Joe druf
g'shnopt. Ar hut n orrick grossy leich
g'hot un der para Wicklemiller hut n
bully gooty leicha preddlch delivered.
Der Joe hut aw n villa g'maucht un hut
all 81 property ferdaled unner slna friend.
DE widfrau hut n bed un bedlawd, 'nuf-
ia, sex shteel, n brodpon, de coffee meel
un aw de messra un govvella grickt for
era share, Ar hut era aw all 81 blader
fermaucht, un de Fany sawgt wann de
widfraw widder hired muss Sc aucht gey-
va os Sc n mon grickt fun der same size
so os m Joe 81 kladel n aw ftta.
De lesht woCh huts aw n dispute uf
m railroad gevva. De question war
weaga m right of way. An Irisher is tzu
foos g travelled uf IN track un n shteam
Engine un train cars sin geaga cen
Pkumma uf m m. track. Der mon hut
a wennich otter whisky in der shawl G.
hot, un sell hut n so shpunky g'maucht
os ar contend hut for S recht tzum weg
un der Engineer hut nit der shteam peif
notice gevva os ar sich fun track cleara
set. Aver ar huts net gedu, I'm dino
huts widder amohl n rumpus gevva uf
m railroad Der Coroner hut n Jury
grickt un Sc henFuf m Irisha 81 body g.
huckt un hen decide os de train cars en-
titled war tzum right Of way. We'll de
engin goot provide war m anes fun den
ma COW catchers, hut S kea shawde gedu
tzu der engine. De reder fun der train
lsin ivver m NOM 81 kup gerunnd un, 81
Ilbrusht k'nocha war fersmasht un anes
fun sina bae grawd OBJ G snidda un der
kup war entirely Gus shape-so fiat os n
ponna kucha. Sc hen grawd for n duck
ter gshickt, aver der mon is g'shtorwa
eb der duckter kumma is. Wann amohl
n kup sellerw,eg Gus gAauened is dino
bots loxeera odder onner duckter shtuf
nix mae. Pulls feela odder on de tzung
gooka, un froga eb der monn uffnes leibs
hut is for kae use wann amoh n loco
motive un train cars uf so n waeg ivver
n mon travelled on der rate fun drisich
mile de shtund. Wann a NOM ut m
railroad travelled tzu foos, un wann de
engine kummt, don luss n Gus m waeg
gae. Sell de anelsich remedy.
SAMMY S, HNITzLER,