The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1876-12-06

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No honest man advocates Returning
Boards.
= True repentance is to cease from
sin.
= No mans religion ever survives his
morals. assE a5s aasQs
/ VIM. o. Avery, Grants whisky
swindler pet, has been pardoned. l
| = Don't neglect your business on ac7
count of the Presidential deadlock.
= Either trouble or happiness borrow
ed from the future is apt to prove falla-
cious- N5 af,
| Susan B. Anthony received one vote
for State Senatress at Buffalo, N X.
| We may owe IL to our enemies to
forgive; we owe it to ourselves not to
forget. aa sadI r.t
= Three families in Whitley county,
KY, muster seventy-seven children.
Happiness can be made quite as
well out of cheap materials as of dear
ones. est st
= The heart is a crystal palacei once
broken it can never be mended- rerg II
= How the worst man can make home
happy-by. keeping away from it.
A boy who claims to have been
overworked in the st. Louis House OF
Refuge has sued for $50, 600 damages
= Do not complain of little discon-
tents, but bear them cheerfully.
= II is one of the worst of errors to
suppose that there is any path of safety
except that Of duty.
"A good many irritable men have
been looking round after the Individual
who asserted that Figures won't lie"
Mr. Geo. G. Stacy, late Secretary
of State in Maine, has been invited to 3
place in the Treasury Department at
Washington.
= Emory Cobb's short-horn bull, 10Th
Duke of Airdrie, valued at $29, 900 died
recently.l
- The latest slang: "You1l have to
hang that upon the slate until the pool
box is opened"
= The entire coffee crop of the world
last year was 900, 600, 900 pounds, of
which the United States imported full
third part
THE Republican party is playing
the game according to Hoyle-"When
"A doubt take the trick"
= One firm in Sparta, Tenn, has ship
ped 18, 600 pounds of chestnuts to St
Louis. In 1878, chesnuts sold at 25
cents per pound in Missouri. Il
= If you wish TO know how quick you
can run a mile, tell red-headed lady
her baby squints, and you'll be sure to
find out. If you doubt try it.
- An impudent clerk can do almost
as much injury to his store as the neg
leet of the proprietor to advertise his
stock.
= Try to give up your viii and way
to others in trifes as in more important
matters, except where principle is con-
cerned. Remember this.
- Senator Blaine denies his rumored
candidacy for President of the Senate and
feels very sensitive on the subject.
- Senator F. B. Ragland, of Hay
wood, and George B. Peters, of Shelby,
are the only members of the last General
Assembly reelected to the present.
- The State debt of Massachusetts is
given as $33, $50, ,464, adecrease of $780,
600 during the year.
- William A. Wood, of Nashville,
few nights ago, while in sonambu-
listic state, fell distance of thirty-three
feet and was instantly killed.
= John Prout, an old and widely
known farmer of Cass county, Illinois,
has failed with liabilities over $1,000
and assets less than $4,000.
To die bravely is the crowning glo-
ry of a noble life-work. When we are
resigned to death, the hardest struggle
is over.
Mrs. Custer, who is at Adrian,
Mich. has just received the amount of
insurance on her husbands life, So 900,
less a war premium of $3.50.
= Try to avoid making disagreeable
remarks of any description, and make
no unpleasant comparisons.
- Gov. Smith, of Georgia, has order
ed the tax collector to suspend the col
lection of State taxes for 1876 in Bruins
wick, on account of the suffering of the
citizens by yellow fever. A noble act
| Two enterprising Californians will
net over $3.50, 600 this year from thou
sand acres of walnuts and almonds plant
ed four years ago. Wisdom pays.
- Everybody wants fair count for
Tilden, and so do we. It is also our
wish for delinquent subscribers to the
GAZETTE to come up and have a fair
count.
- Major Thos. O'Conner and Comp
troller Gaines, both residents of Knox
vile, were among the number confirmed
recently, by Bishop Quintard in Christ
Church, Nashville.
- Cleveland Banner Our merchants
our doing lively business in shipping
dressed turkeys, chickens, geese and
ducks to the Southern markets.
! - Gen. Sherman says there is no
special significance in the arrival of
troops in Washington. They were for.
the ordinary guard of the Arsenal and
other public property, Ha! hal in a
pigs eye. Joggle along, military.
= Hartsville Sentinel Fully twenty
thousand dollars worth of hogs have
gone to market from this county within
the past ten days. 8
- But one false step, but one wrong
habit, or corrupt companion, one loose
lprinciple, may wreck all your prospects,
and all the hopes of those who love you.
Knoxville Tribune William VIII
liams, one of the oldest citizens of Mon
roe county, died in AIadisonyille on the