The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1876-12-22
NEW NOR -WEsTERs.

Mark Twain is now engaged on new
play.
The German Emperor has the best liv-
ing cook.
1t is against the law to SNOWFALL in the
streets Of Glasgow.
Los Angeles, California has IN 900 in
habitants.
China is said to be honeycombed with
secret societies.
"A Liverpool vessel had an owl come on
board in mid-ocean.
The Bonaparte family are worth $780,
900, 600 in property.
DO not wash lamp chimneys with soap
and water, use dry cloth.
-Eighty-five Cinnamon from Nevada
will colonize IN Chicago.
kentucky deacons with gray hair 60 to
see and hear the female minstrels.
Bob Ingersoll wants to know whether
a President can be elected by injunction.
Pride and weakness are Siamese twins,
knit together by the indissoluble hyphen.-
LoaoeH.
-Buckwheat cakes, to be good and light
should be as full of holes as a Creedmoor
bull's-eye.
-Ouachita is pronounced We-cheat-
ali, "Of course you do" responds Louis
lana Kellogg.
jay Gould will spend the winter in
Washington; Sidney Dillon, ditto. This is
assuringly Pacific.
1t is said that 10000 persons in the
United States have been driven mad by
over-excitement in Spiritualism.
The Boston Adoertiser suggests that
the new way not to suffer from corns is to
have bay windows on your boots"
An Alabama baby, of negro parentage,
has exactly one-half Of his body white and
the other half black. Count him in.
An arithmetical peacemake figuratively
suggests to the politicians "This is 0 a
time 4 vi-2-per-9-ing. Let us be country
and people at 10y-rate."
| There isn't much red tape in the Eng
lish army. If asolder wants new pair of
shoes his application must pass IA different
signatures.
The mighty Nimrods who seek the pine
woods of Michigan to slaughter game gen.
orally leave from five to twenty packs of
cards in their abandoned camps.
There are $50 dead laws on the statute
books of Illinois. They are of no partieu-
lar value except when lawyer wants to
exhibit the meanness in his nature.
The relative power of the war navies Of
Europe is as follows: England 1000;
France, 767; Germany, 1884; Italy 255. The
Turkish feet comes next, aud then the
Russian, which stands at 1888.
The first fire company in America was
organized in New York city in 1853 called
the "Rattle and Watch" having $50 fire
buckets, with hooks and ladders, which
were imported from Holland.
Professor Marshall will lecture on
"The Yellowstone National Park" at
Calvary Church, on Tuesday. The lecture
will be illustrated by stereoptic views of that
wonderful region-N. Y. Herald, Noo.
26tA.
Germany grows faster than any coun-
try in Europe except Great Britain. 1t
now has Al, 726, 844 people, and has been go
years in doubling. The greatest increase
was in Saxony. There is an excess of 362,-
73O females over males.
One of the large and heavy plate glass
windows in the top of the stone Lighthouse
at Oswego during the recent severe gale,
was shattered by a piece of ice cast up by
the waves The lighthouse is sixty feet
high and the glass half an inch thick.
The old Leyejoy press, which was
thrown into the Mississippi by pro-sla-
very mob in 1887, and which led to Wen
dell Philips first great speech, is now
owned by Colonel Ranney, at Stuart,
Iowa.
Wendell Philips used to say that con-
stitution should, like the Eaglish constitu-
tion, grow as the oaks grow, and that an
acorn planted in a vase would in time break
the vase. He said it eloquently but he
got the idea from Goethe, almost ver-
batim.
| Hon. Edward Mcpherson, long Clerk
of the House Of Representatives,, and author
of the invaluable political compends which
have for years been the indispensable hand
books of every politician, has undertaken
the editorship of the New York Tribune
Almanac. .--#
Canaris, the Greek admiral, who at one
time, with AZ comrades, took the sacrament
and then, sailing two fire-ships into the
midst of the Turkish feet at Scio, succeed
ed in destroying the Pasha's ship and hum
dreds of his men, is living in Athens,a hale
old man of 50 years. .- g..
Il have heard a hint that, in case Hayes
is inaugurated, Judge Stanley Mathews, of
Cincinnati, will be his Attorey-G General
The brother of Mrs. Hayes (Dr. Webb)
married the sister of Judge Mathews. Mrs.
Stanley Mathews is the sister of Henry
Watterson's mother. -" Gdth,"
-ssHow's the outlook, Uncle Peter p"
somebody asked Peter Cooper the other
morning. "Gluemy," replied the old man,
"dreadful gluemy. South Caroliny beats
Tilden and Pm afraid Louisiany'll beat
Hayes, and hate to see both the boys get
left'' tr.... =g
To thicken the hair and prevent it from
turning gray, pour boiling water on guam
tity of sage leaves, and let them remain
some time in the oven or near the stove,
strain and apply to the roots of the hair
daily. If any pomade be needed, an equal
mixture of cocoanut and olive oil with a
little perfume is very eficaclous.
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