The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1876-10-05
SMALL CHANGE.

"A Poputaf Serial 1 ne corn crop.
Observation-Disclosures edi-
tors.
To remove dandruF, go out on
the plains and insult an Indian.
Nature covers forgotten graves
with flowers.
Men who never do wong seldom
do anything.
1t is more fatal to neglect the
heart than the head.
Not to speak i'll requires only ST
lence which costs nothing.
When ought mariners to have
fruit at scar When they stem the
currents.
''You want nothing. do youg" said
Pat. eBedad, an If its nothing ye
want, you'll find it in the jug, where
the whiskey was"
The best way to condemn bad
traits, is by practioing good ones.
The first step from virtue is gen
orally the first move TO vice.
True politeness is a coin that pas
es current the world over.
All the virtues are in peril when
iiial piety gives way.
What is the difference between
the nightmare and bottle of ink?
One is tue incubus and the other
the ink you buy.
Two Irishmen, travelling, were
robbed and tied in a wood. One, in
despair, cried, cried: "Och, I'm un
donew Said the other, "Faith, then
l wish you would come and undo
me-"
A young poet of the realistic
, school writes: "Tlme marches on
with the slow, measured tread of
man working by the day"
Revenue cutters--Government
scissors.
: a tie-game-getting married.
The dentists epitaph--"He is
filling his last cavity"
The man who would like 20 see
; you-The blind man.
t The good little bootblack's cpl
, taph-Gone TO shine among the an
: gels.
The fast traia telescoped a hog in
] Hague street, yesterday, and threw
2 the squeal a mile distant. --Daa6ury
D Nes0s.
A maiden's heart is like a hotel
bed-you may never discover the
! previous occupant, but you may be
sure there has been one.
If John Short, of Cairo, keeps on
having boils he'll soon discount Job.
He has had seven hundred and
! twenty in the last year. This is
long suffering for a short man.
/ Jimmy, give US the core OF yer
+ apple, will yep (Jimmy, still eat
: ing }" You don't want this, it's a
I cooking apple, I never give a feller
3 a cooking apple"
n A New Hampshire poor-master
n says: "Folks are making a great
J. fuss just cause 1 broke a pauper's &
S ribs. What was / hired for. I'd
o like TO know-to sit around and do
e nothingT'
: Chlld-Does the Lord take the
n papersP Mother-No, my child, why
st do you ask? Child-Oh, thought
, he didn't, it takes our minister so
IS long to tell him about things.
d The mean man OF the Chicago
It Times seizes his pen and remarks
s "The peppermint crop Of Wayne
% county will reach: half million this
L year. Nowa bring on your belly
N ache"
y GLOW are ye, Smith" says Jones
Smith pretended not to know him
and answered, hesitatingly: "Sir
= you have the advantage of me-
= ayes, suppose SO. Everybody
has that's got common sense"
"Oh, 1 am SO glad that you like
- birds! what kind do you most ad
i mirep' said a wife 10 her husband
: 'Ahem Well, / think good turkey
with plenty of seasoning" said th'
go husband, 'is as nice as any"
if ''Now, Willie, do take a littl'
he courage. When ! have powder Il
7n take l don't like it any more thai
ey you do, but make up my min'
be that I will take it and do" "Ans
be when l have q powder to take" re
to piled Willie, Il make up my nln'
to that won't take it, and / don't"
ly A reporter, being calledlto accoun
er- for the statement that q certai
an meeting "was large and respects
nd BILE one" when only one person be
re sides himself was present, insiste
Pc that his report was literally true
n for, said he, Il vas large and th
es. other man WAS respectable"
nd Forward and loquacious Youth
g: sr, by Jove, you know-upon m
,bt word, noW-if were to see a ghoI
Ia you know. would be 8 chatterin
ost idiot for the rest Of my life"
srn Ingenious Maiden.-''Haven'ty yo
81 seen 3 ghost to days"
III ----se~----
- Up in Rutland, Vt, a man hi
for just had . piece Of window gla
nal more than two inches long take
70 from his leg, where it has been (,
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