The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1876-02-10

A Letter from a Poor Speller Who Has
Taken Contract to Kill OH
the Changers.
PUNKENvn, Jcnerary fust, 1876.
mister Editor
DER SUk-mi name is bilins, junyer.
is an intelligent farmer. takin warn.
in bi the trubled corse of mi father. chas-
in arter politix an postofs, doptid the
nObil calm of tilin the sile for Twin.
bein leadin man in Punkenvil was
pinted tn rite you bout the punkenvil
| farmers klub, at the last onst-a-year
metin.
the metin bein cauled tn order gineril
stupedety tuck the male key. an remarkt
| it was a CRATE shame the presidin otisor
cud not be sed III tuck the chare. the
minits OF tother metin kould not be red
by Dobudy but the man ho rit EN-, an
hes ded.
we is awl reders Nv your lilly priced
publicashun, an from what we seed in it
we is muved tn pass the tolerin resurlu.
shuns to assure you we du not tale tn
prophet bi your techin, an tibet you ma
Sc the pint in Elm will tel you fust: we is
arter the grangers. an tharefour. tust.
AS this Grassy lunatix faxion seq that the
grange kin save al thar is Nv US that is
worth savln OF our soles. thartour,
"Tcs0lced, thar ant Nv US that wants
to save nuthin bi SIGH iulin as we larn
the grange is"
we thot at fust it mite be al rite when
SIGH men rs HOnurable charles t. Hard
| solder, Nv the furm Nv overcharge an
Stickum went in. an that fuled US. We
Is eout now. an the most is, SO is our
mummy. we here but dunno for sartin
the darn thing has run tn polittx. wal.
we spose sich things has suthin tn du
with the times. An We have gut legal
larnin naff to no we cant be sued for hi
treson for medln with politix, but cor
din tn what square hardsOdder seq.
| tharfour, next arter the fust
"reSolred, we wont hav nuthin tn du
with nuth n kalkerlated tn hurt eour
party.
square hardsodder nos thing or tn,
he has ben TO the legislator, an he seq
tina lArft at him thar tor bein grangur.
1t Is even said the grange is korupt,
therefour next arter the fust
resolved, that the darned thing kant
korupt US. il it did git eour mummy. and
"Fesolred, further, that as al the things
we no on, an al the foxes an doins We
ever heerd on, is gittin teched with
the korurt. thartOur, next AFTER the
| thre fu I
| resolved, that that is good huff rea-
son for havin nuthin 10 do with nuthiu.
but 60 to hevcn soon rs we is dun with
bein iookt arter bi the imaceralat gar
gins OF all SIGH as mind thar owl bisnes y
when We was in the grange we was
limited tn that it would git US chanse
fur more ginerii intlima,ion. an it was in
favour OF more edecatiou. tharfour.
iust arter the last 3
"f,sotted. that We cant tel how mulch
gineril information it would talk u help
= man bid rale fens. nor how An EIDE
Gated man kan milk kiken kov. or Sc,
a hen. emmy better than that hant Gut
larnin, an further, the farmers hant he'd
no SIGH fixen as grange afore. an evry
other trade has got suthin Ike it, thar
four. we don't need it.r
SIGH things cost suthin, an, wharas.
we'cant lose nuthin we never 0Ad, thar.
four
resolred, that wha: we don, Git of
our arnins someoudy duz Git, thartour.
nuthin is lost. We is gineril jackson
men. he sed "miluns fur tribote. no, l
sent fur defense" Klumbus dlskivered
Punkiovil fore We was born, an be sed.
most Al the Jokes would alus be bitted
an saddled. Tor jist few what Is born
boted an spured tn ride. we don't 90
bak on klumbus. he novd What IA IKE
tro stait Of sosiety. Ridin an bein rid
don't sound jist rite. but the bible or the
republican newspaper prea -rkitch is
jest about thG 1 4 ia al,
rite. an sen Il r ors,,r
roundabouG AZ tnn.
troly