The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1876-07-05
ALL SORTS.

A man worth a million is utterly
worthless.
An Incorporate printer is typo
graphical error. a
Captured battle flags should be Of
subdued colors.
Books most Influenced by hard
times are pocket-books.
A man who has nothing to seize is
in easy circumstances.
To jaw a man that won't jaw back
is like kicking at nothing.
The money and hair OF fool are
soon parted in the middle.
Man does not want to be an an
gel until he has failed at everything
else. st
The man who does not set himself
up too high will not get hurt when
he falls. ST ..a
You can no more hurt silent man.
than you can hurt an elephant by a
tin rattle.
When farmers cannot raise good
crops they do the other thing-raise
the prices.
The man who can invent liazier
amusement than croquet will mdke
his fortune.
The envious man is made gloomy.
not only his own cloud. but by an-
other mans sunshine. s.,
The reputation of man is not
safe until the man is dead and has
no further use for it.
Prudent men treat their friends OF
to-day on the theory that they may
be enemies tomorrow.
There are more dinners spoiled by
the bad temper of husbands than by
the poor cooking Of wives.
1t is said that the only thing which
flies high, flies low. has no feet, and
yet wears shoes, is dust.
Nothing really good has appear
ed since the fall in any human being,
but as arising from union with
Christ.
4 hint is as good as a kick, but
there are men who will never take
one till they get the other.-N. O.
Republican.
a lady says there are more super
fluous men THAI women, and the rest
of her sex would like to know where
they are. aeA
AS soon as the novelty wears off,
a man never wakes a baby up for the
purpose Of making it lau3h.-Neso
Orleans Republican.
Prof. Swing said in a recent SER
mon at Chicago that ''latterly wine
had done as much harm as lace,'
and the congregation applauded.
The reason why rats desert sink
ing ship has been rediscovered by
the Burlington Hawkeye. 1t is be-
cause of their superior gnawtical sci
ence.
Violent exercise is always hurtful.
1t is steady, persistent work which
bring roses to the cheek. soundness
to the sleep and an appetite to the
stomach.
Take care that all is done in a
sweet and easy way make no toll
or task out Of the services Of God.
Do all freely and cheerfully, without
violent effort.
The question now agitating the
people in this vicinity is, who Gov
ernor Porter will appoint Judge in
Randolph's place.
A man being asked, as he lay sun
ming himself on the grass. what was
the height or his ambition, replied.
l"To marry a rich widow with bad
cough e
Docs this razor take hold well p
asked the smiling barber. "Yes."
replied the unhappy victim, 1t
takes hold well, but it don't let go
worth cent
THAT'S what / call a finished SER
mon,' remarked man as he was
coming ont of church Yes. finish
ed at last. replied bis neighbor.
though | began to think it would
never be-
y Fastidions young lady lwho has
just had the entire dress goods de-
nartment displayed.) I'll call
again next week and look through
all your new spring goods"
This is the time when people re-
solve to get up and take long healtI-
ful morning walks. and lay in bed
until eight o'clock contemplating the
beauty Of it.-Eastoa Free Press.
Tie Detroit Free Press man has
got rid of the army Of eoclroaches
that infested his sanctum. They
skedaddle from such wide-awake
quarters - Philadelphia Chronicle.
Another bonanza price Of
seats in the San Francisco Stock
Board, which last year was 500 600
each, has rapidly increased, until
last week $50. 900 was offered for ore
in vain.