The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1876-08-31
SMALL CHANGE.


of tallow candles are soaked in coal
oil before molding, the blaze
viii be more brilliant and clear, and
the consumption will not percepti-
bly, increase.
When you hear a man calling
Tilden har6 names, ask that man
if he is not an ofiice-holder, and ifI
his salary has not been cut down.
Detroit Free Press.
Until this most corrupt and
wasteful Administration is utterly
driven from power, and a frugal
and economical Government re-
stored, we cannot hope for improve
ment.-P Pitts6urg Post.
1t is sad to think of the wrongs
of the poor, meek-eyed Southern
darkey! If he can not vote more
than ten timees on election day, his
political franchise is interfered with,
and Federal troops are sent to his
aid.-Jersey City ne,0s.
The interests of the Republican
party are, of course, very impor-
tant, but so are the interests of
truth and deeency-a fact which
we wish some Republican orators
and writer's would remember more
frequently.-Tzs Nation.
Preventive of hpdrophobia in
dogs: Boil three tablespoonfuls of
salt and an ounce of carbolic pow
der in a pint of water, squeeze in a
lemon, and then let a piece of meat
simmer in the mixture to give it an
attractive taste. Take out the
meat and put the liquor in a cool
place. Then, while the remedy is
cooling, lead the dog out behind
the barn and shoot him between
the eyes with a rifle.
The Norristown Herald says that
''the only good Indians in this
country are those standing in front
Of the cigar stores"
Devout mother Ito young lady
who is burning up love letters on
Sunday )-"What are you doing
there, my dear? Are you burning
incenseP' Young lady-"Oh, no,
ma; I am only burning nonsense"
He held the old shirt up by the
neck before discarding it forever,
but he wasn't mourning for the
garment He only said, Il wish
had all the drinks that have gone
through that old neckband."
This is the season of the year to
| get off the old joke about the city
girl who goes up to the COW yard
fence, and, drawing the muslin
dress up and about, says coyly.-
"Oh, cousin John which is the COW
that gives the buttermilkP
The baby's little game-Bawl.
A place rehection-the mirror.
A Summary measure-The ther
mometer.
Deception one cannot see through
IA glass eye.
New York Sun fashion notes
Pullbacks, corsets, money and ha-
bitual drunkards continue to get
tighter and tighter.
"Wherever I CO." said an elderly
traveller the other day, II find men
wearing out their old clothes and
hats; but the ladies, almost with
out exception, have bran new and
expensive dresses"
did Mary got dot medisine vat
1 brescribed?'' "Yah, l dink SO; ]
saw some grapes on der door bell
yoost now"
evil you accept a cher aHsig''
said an infatuated swain to the OBJ
iect of his affection. "a share oil
your replied the young lady, look
ing downward amid her bushes.
"No; must have you all or none
at all.''
The newest collar is called the
"Safety." 1t is so named from the
fact that it is high enough for 6
man who wears one to crawl up be-
hind it and hide when his wife stops
at the Office to inquire whether be
mailed her letters.
An Irish woman once said to her
little girl: ''Now, Judy, dear, rnn
along to the Sunday School. And,
my darlint, y hen the teacher calls
the names and comes to Judy Flana
gan, We must say 'prisint,' but If u
are not there ye must say absent. .
The New York Tribune says. Fed
eral interference at the South ap
pears now to be the order of th'
, day at Washington. If carried
out in the spirit in which
it is begun it must prove I
serious issue in the campaign. A
renewed effort to coerce the Soutl
is most evidently foreshadowed; il
will be a godsend to Democratic
orators and organs at the North
Memphis Tenn. appeal: Whe1
3 will our people become enlisted il
what will make Us the most pros
porous people on the globes Gu
neighbors in Georgia have fortl
cotton factories in successful oper
, alton, running full time, and pay
ing handsome dividends, while thl
manufacturing interests OF the New
England States are languishing
b, ~,orx, Of the mills being idle ang