The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1876-10-05
6UNBEAMS.

'.Did my moustache troubls you - said
ne 10 her "No," she sighed, al only felt
little down in the mouth"
Surprising power OF endurance ca
iils-droEer WHO had one ear cut OF b.
the Indians got up and walked OF on the
/ other one
Il was an irish editor who said that
absentees were the curse Of Ireland, and
added that his unhappy country swarmed
With hem.
4 Russian proverB sayss-''Be fore GO
ing 10 war. pray oncej before going 10
<ea. pray twice; before going 10 get mar
sis-d. pray three tines"
A title whitehailer. gazing upon an old
picture of his mother. taken in 3 low
.resF, remarked, s3fami1ra, you was mos
-oa4y for bed when dat ricter WAS
oeken."
il takes 'em half an hour TO get the big
English cannon ready to FIRE, and by that
ti:lle fellow could dodge, heel It around
he corner and tuck himself away in a
dry goods box.
When a citizen Of Rochester Is blown
: MO the dreaniy heFeaitvIssey7 = kerosene
lamp explosion, the gus. company officials
1.in.ly renlark: ''COnes o fightin' agin
honest monopoly"
bolt Of lighting struck tree in
frNni Of Chicago aldsrfnan's house. the
other night, and in his fright the alder
man remarked, Hold On IN restore the
money" aH
AI never sot my mind to writin' poetry
ill two ycars ago" said young ruralist,
tilinS back IN a grocery chair; "but the
minute l took to goin' with that johnson
o..4. ~ g.,sh l couldn't helPit"
''Vot's dat you says, Shonuy T. inquired
III. schmidt, as he was correcting his of
spring With n strap, II says nodings,
fHder." "Yah, but 1 knows vOt you
dinksi you dinks dam"
"Tbat clock, stranger" said Michi-
gan farmer, twas the best kind of a clock
up 20 six months ago, when my daugh 'er
began TO have beauX, and now the blamed
thing is always two hours slow"
Lengfsllow Is Yrerlxing at new poem.
He has. rewritten it forty times or more,
butIie can't get it to suit and IS too proud
spirited to adopt Childs' style and maxi
the name "Alice" rhyme with ''Constaa-
tinople." f
Prof. Park, being at Plymouth in warn.
Testher, was lodging in q bed that re-
semlled Pekin, in being more populous
than comfortable, and he remarked in the
morning that he never before knew what
was meant by ''live geese feathers"
There is good boy in Lisbon, il We
mNy believe the Lewiston Journal, who,
when he found his aged mothers Bible
was of too fine print for her failing eye
sight, sold the book and bought a base
ball bat and fsur sticks of chewing
candy.
The enterprise Of true journalism is IL
Iustratad by the case of the editor Of the
Daily Inder, published at Belvidere, Ill,
who, being hOrsewhipped, got out an ex-
ira containing a full account Of the
fair. and sol raPeee enough TO pay for
the arnica and plasters. 1
On Hang, Of North Adams. sings of
Mary and her little lainb:-, I'D.
Was gal name Moli had lam,
Ileas all sanee whita suo,
Evly place Mol gal walkee
BA, Ba, hoppee long too.
A case came up for trial in French
court, and as the evidence was expected
10 be of q certain character, tile Judge
intimated the fact, and requested the de-
cent women to withdraw. Not q soul
moved, "UsheFs" said the Judge, snow
that the decent women have withdrawn.
turn the rest out"
Fair Division Irish Builder Ito la
borers aloft-"How many Of yez Is UP
there 7"
Laborers On chorns)- Three"
Irish Builder IS ire, that's too many;
half of yez come down at once r.