The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-06-09
EIUOROtS.


A MAN in Michigan swupped hi,
horse for wife. An old bachelor nc.
quaintance said he'd bet there wa.
something wrong with the horse, OF
its owner would never have fooled il
away in that manner.
Ar this season, the question which
interests boy is not so much whether
his life will be crowned with glory
and honor, as whether his new sum
mer-vest is going to be made out ol
his fathers old trousers.
"Why is it, my dear sir" said Waf.
fles' landlady to him the other day,
That you newspaper men rever get
rich!' II do not know" was his re-
ply, except it is that dollars and
sense do not always travel together"
"WHES women make bread" said
Quiz, moraliziug over an underdonc
biscuit at the breakfast table-"when
women make bread, n curious phe-
nomenon often results; you ini 1T
tie dear bringing forth little dough" "
AN exchange asks: IF there's n
place for every thing, where is the
place for boil?' 1t has been said that
the best place for such an ornament is
on some other fellow. And we don't
think n better location can be discov.
cred.
THE superiority of man to nature,
is continually illustrated in literature
and in life. Nature needs an i'm
mensc quantity of quills to make a
goose with; but man can make goose
of himself in five minutes with one
quill.
y sTRAwnAT and a linen duster,
reaching to the ankles, are about all
the clothes person needs this wealth
er, although tyrannical custom and
the gentle zephers will hardly admit
of such charming simplicity. Frank
In (Ky.) Patriot.
A young man in Western Wiscon-
son, who was about to be married the
other day, suddenly remembered that
he hadn't fed his horse, and the cere.
lnony had to wait until the horse had
been cared for. He explained that q
good horse couldn't be found every
day, while thirteen different girls
wanted TO marry him.
a GENTLEMAN one evening was
seated near u lovely woman, when the
company around him were proposing
conundrums to each other. "Why i,
II lady unlike a mirror She gave il
up. Because" said the rude fellow
~ mirror reflects without speaking, {
lady speaks without rejecting" "Ant
why are you unlike mir:or?' askej
the lady. He could not tell. BE
cause mirror is smooth and polished
and you are rough and unpolished.'
The kicking propensilies of tn
mule are certainly exaggerated. Al
we write farmer over by the tobac
co barn is pulling one around to hi
place in front Of the wagon, by tn
tail. What genileness the faithful
creature exhibits, How meekly b
submits to the superior will Of hi
ma. ter. IIow--ah, by the way
the man is evidently an accom-
plished acrobat-that double sOmel
sault he threw over the wagon wa
very skillfully executed, indeed. -
franklin (Ky.) Patriot.
"YoUR visits remind me OF tn
growing ola successful newspaper, sal
Uncle Jabez. leaning his chin on h
cane, and glancing at William Henr,
who was sweet on Angelica. '"Wh
so.' inquired William Henry. Wei
they commenced on weekly, grew
be tri-weekly, and have now beconl
daily, with Sunday supplement
"Yes," said William Henry, bracin
up, "and after we are married we wi
Issue an extra "Sh-h," said Al
gelica, aud then they went out for
y etrnu 4 A. anluk (innstitntion