The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1876-11-16
FACTS AND FANCIES.

When nm old hotel cook died In Detroit
the other day the reporters stood around
with uncovered heads and solcmnly said
"pcace be to his hashcS,'
A TmoUGHrrUL old lady up town i.
strongly opposed to the determination
of the Indians She says the savages de.
serve such fate, but she doesn't see how
we could get along without their summer
81 sUpposEourministerp breaches well,
replied II Michigan lady, "hut I'm 81
busy ut the fashions that really never
bear anything he says"
AGLEAMof delight passes over the anxi
ous brow of the housekeeper, Ikea wintr!
sunbeam falling across 4 stock-yard a
she sees the flies that have made life ,
burden to her, fattoned hopelcsslN
against the ceiling with chillhlains.
"ALAs" said John Henry, In momcn
Of extreme melancholy, zone mor
chance gone. Since the rise in kcrosen,
she doesn't use any more to light the
fire with. y
SCENE in Il New York police court -
iudgc-9prisoncr, find you guilty oi
intoxicaIion in the public streets. The
punishment Is zen GoIiar7 or 'cn ""l :
Nhlch VIII you Jake ii9oHG'-- Iln! /
VIII take zen uol'ar'' your no"o'
HASpsoNG is that handsome does,
quoted AChicago man to his wife the
othc, day. Yes" replied she, in n
winning louc as she held ont her hand;
'' for instance. A husband who T. always
ready to Handsome money to his wife
\ pANEER has some doubts ~ to the
gcnuincnrss OF the signature of proml'-
sorry note that has come INTO ms poGS'>'
Sion, and sends his clerk to , lEc m"Nor'
We have note Tor Io,oo0 francs Oh
which IN what purportS 10 n' your SISU"-
ture. IS 1t yours Is th' no'c pro-
tested :. no. Sir " linen 1t Is hoI
nine =,
JAKE, SaId thG oIuSI'i'E oal''N'! 10
lover that hrr iathei had Ioth'ddei 'H'
house. - dol care II your ,,, IT't are ~
! rove you Just Il" 'I'H'il; Nf''' ','''! !
don NINA SO m,lch ABOUT 'le =, SIZE 81
my own rect puI WISH y"ui u"" 'n > we, ,
u i'''le N''''L'''' ! SI'""," I''' ''''' we
'''''I.' w" "'''"' "'''' ''''' r.
MApANE, nave you %l VlH Pair
pants tor poor man Wkcd Il 'Ilrca 70
bare tramp a. ne stopped at u to''aEe
tell ms tlneaupare story. 40, Hir
have not, Nhd the ,ady, ana n'I'C
my husband mas on 'he o"iy pIlr o' pah@
h" owns, NY, yes Nalu Inc trahtF;
well, thrh ! WIN cav AGAIN NJ htGl'S,
when your husband ~ at nome. IL u
night the husband locked his pants up q
an aruolr, took Gown Hho' gun, "''u
SAID, " let INN caII Mary
4 PRETTY widow, whose husband his
been dead for several years received
beautiful bouquet the other day. Tie
man who sent it had been flying around
her with an carnestness worthy Of dry
goods clerk, and it was with extra delight
he saw her pa his store that evening
with the bouquet OF flowers in hand.
Am 20 pleased to see you with them
SAID be, and thousand NIUE cupIos u''A-
Piled in his smile. >. g,
l'1,' She replied, ut was very K''d
in you; always knew you liked hin'i l
am taking them to his grave
\ YOUNG Ohio man had sweetheart
whose parents did not look with tavOrl-
bic eyes upon his suit. But the male
parent had the pccuIiarity of drink, and
this young man knew it. so one evening
not long ago he provided himself with q
bottle OF the beverage known unlermaiy
names, but which is commonly call d
whisky, and repaired to the family dive l.
ing. lie sat down socially and produc d
the bottle and he and the father engaged
in drinks and talk, which resulted in 10
sale of the daughter to the Young man
for the sum of five cents. Then, lest tie
parent should sober off and reIent,
clergyman was called Immediately III AID
the twain were united. Probably te
wife will find, as time slips by, thai h'r
husband values her at Just about the p"t-
chase money paid ana VIII treat hef ~
cordlngly.
Az Illinois farmer says: Ny cattle
follow me until leave the lot. and n
the way up to the barnyard in the cycl-
ing. stop and call for a lock OF hay."
Brown saws there is nothing at all =
morkable about that. He went into a
horn.vorj in the country one day list
week where he had not the slightest A.
onaintarice with the cattle, and an I'd
bmlI not only followed him until he + It
the lot hut took the gate oil the hing $.
and raced with him to the house in tue