The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-01-13

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Are year sorts a agre weghi
whsa 700 pro-Pound auytaing ihas
~Aea yes Aaa.sanee a.
non 80 raKa IL lhe solless work
ofths New Yerk police aepariBsat.
I'm absre ny bssinsss. aid pc.
desifaa wha vas eAught 60 tbe track
= ne elevated railway.
Ls3Iow street JAi used 10 b. Tie
ioss ~ q The county, bot TIA, iime
la ee5 aad We hss the Boss
ssmehsSy advcrtises Cor mach.
lac gifi The question is. ID VIA, par.
iea,af . mabiae girl IL letter than
hanamu3
Two solos lAAi beat o. orc, &c.
faarkel the boy 70 bis mother. as she
was dealing ~Ish him for bic sins. us
lag beth slippers At once.
NiIl tbs pipe smoke tree asked
agentleman who was purchasing pipe
OF course il will. II you can get your
tobacco iot nothib, was the reply
search the riverl Perhaps Mr.
Tweed has fAllcp into Il Do Il At once
Do Is before the Old chap has chance
% BE- bailed oot.
he Detroit Tribune felicitously
refers 70 lively divorce season there,
- The era u unhitchments. We dare
Say TIA, paper i graceless enough to
that clergyman has an itching palm.
A middle.agei gentleman, deeply
Interested IN the Centennial. ssked
miss o. sweet sixteen If she knew
shat important event 1876 would be
noted for and she responded, Leap
Year.
Some day IN the distant future the
little Niger 10 the barber shop who
silently holds out his hand for ten
ceu,s. for striking mans nose with
bis brush.broom, will be laid away to
rest, and cataip planted TO hide the
spot
There had been light fall Of snow,
and as she pressed her nose against
the window.pane and watched him
shying around the coal.holc covers
she knew that some time 10 the dim
past that mans confidence had been
shaken.
Zachariah, said Mira. Chandler,
what smell IL that Cloves But
that other smell 7 Allspice. But ism I
there anotherf Yes-apples. And
Just one more ? Cider, my dear Well,
Zaohariah, said she, il you'd only drink
little brandy now you'd make a good
mince pie.
light times are not confined to
this sublunary sphere. The other
night there was tremendous ring
about the moon. II was fair, square
promise Of a severe storm, and every,
body prepared for it; but after several
days Of vacillating policy, the matter
was finally compromised at about
thirty cents on the dollar.
A countryman took his seat at q
hotel table opposite a gentleman who
was INDUCING IN bottle Of wine
SJpposing the wine TO be common
property, our unsophisticated country
friend helped himself to il with tb,
gentleman's glass. That's cool ex
claimed The owner OF the wine, indig
nantly Yes, replied the other;
should think there was ice in it.
He had made hearty meal at /
restaurant. and, rising up. he said t.
the cashier: declare, If | haven
forgotten my wallet, The cashier free
up. aud hurled big words at him TO
full three minutes before pausing fol
breath, When chance came th,
stranger sontinued:--But have Eft,
dollars here in my vest pocket Ih'
cashier couldn't smile TO save him.
A yoang man in olathe. Kansas
who Is particular about his washing
the other day wrote a note 10 hi
washerwoman aud one to his girl, and
by a strange fatality, put the wronl
address on each envelope and sen
them OF. The washerwoman was wei
pleased al al invitation to take rid
the next day, but when the younI
lady read, II you muss my shirt boa
oms, aud rob the buttons of my cola
anymore, as yon did the last time,
will e. somewhere else, she cried al
the evening, and declares that she wal
never speak 10 him again.
"Old Bumblebce" was the cogno
men Of Mr.. Thomas, Of Newburyport
lie gained This title from the fact 0
his catching bumblebee oue day, a
be was shiogling biz barn, and. in at
tempting 20 destroy the insect viii
his hAtchei, cut of the ends Of BIZ
thumb and iorcfngeF, letting the 10
sect 20 unharmed. Other mishapl