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the Russian army have received orders to
be ready for immediate concentration. The
cavalry and field artillery arc now on war
footing, and the infantry are ready TO
march. The Times Berlin correspondent
gives substantially the same account of the
cars letter to the emperor as that given by
its Paris correspondent and published this
morning. He also Gays the czar proposes
that Servia shall retain her present indie
pendence under Russian generals Not
withstanding the serious stepe taken by her,
there is pretty general conviction that
Russia does not wish to go to war. The
Austrian answer will probably refer the
question of military occupation to a joint
decision of guaranteeing powers. In the
parley which preceded the cars letter the
Russian diplomatists left no doubt as TO the
kind Of independence they wished accorded
o.somi-chrislian provinces. These prov
inces are to be, like Servia and Roumanis,
all but independent under christian govern
ments supported by Christian soldiers, hav-
ing no connection with the porte except hui
mainly.
MORE FIGHTING.
A telegram to the Times from Belgrade
says: A dispath from headquarters of the
army of the Morsvia announces that on
Friday the Turks from Schiljenowatz at
tackled the Servians on two sides. The
fighting continued all Friday. On Friday
evening both sidea maintained their posi-
tons. The fighting was resumed on Sat
urday. The Servians sustained corsidera-
BILE loss. The Russians displayed great
bravery. Two Servian and Thirty Russian
officers were killed. The same dispatch
says rumor has reached Belgrade that
Turkey will accept tie reece conditions
provided Servia be made to do SO likewise.
Four hundred Russians arrived at Belgrade
on Saturday.
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Explosion-Two Men Killed.

CINCISgATI, Oct. 2.
BY the explosion of the engine on the
farm of VIM. A. Johnson, at Argus, Ind,
on Saturday, two men named Young Jones
and Wesley Johnson were killed. Nine
others were injured, some seriously.
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Injunction Refused.

TRENTON, N. j., Oct 2,
The chancellor to-day filed an order re-
fusing an injunction to restrain the New
Jersey Central railroad company from SELL
ing, negotiating or otherwise disposing of
any of the five thousand bonds.
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Weather Probabilities.

WAR DEPARTMENT,
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF SIGNAL OFFICER,
WASHINGTON, oct. 8,--1 a. m.
In New England, falling. barometer, in
creasing westerly winds backing to south,
rising temperature, increasing coudness
and possibly succeeded by occasional rains
in the northern portions.
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Glass Expelled at Williams

WILLIAMsTowN, Oct. 9.
The entire sophomore class was expelled
this forenoon for crushing" the freshman
class last Saturday evening. They are all
commanded to leave within "a hours.
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BY TELEGRAPH
a Vermont Forger.

ST.. JoHNsBuRY, Oct. 2.
Ed. Hopkins, insurance agent, and ex-
Methodist minister, is reported absconded
with two thousand dollars, having uttered
forged paper
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NATIONAL DEBT STATEMENT,

WARRINGTON, Oct. 2, 1916.
The debt statement issued to-day shows a re-
duction during last month OF s2,95,865 Cur
rency In treasury, s12,52i,9i5 SD clal deposit
OF deposit, 1874. $40 900 coin In treasury, $6i,-
b9ll2i Including coin certificates, sz9,777,900 |;
outstanding legal tenders, $685., 49t 74o
The following Is the recapitulaton
DEBT BEARING INTEREST IN COIN.
8 per cent bonds.... s9s4,9P9,G5D
per cent bonds. Ii2320,450
Principal. .................Sl,69 7 800, 100 90
Interest. 26,Sl2,d IL
DEBT BEARING INTEREST IN LAWFUL MONEY.
Navy pension
cent. ............ si4,ooo,ooo 90
DEBT ON WHICH INTEREST HAS CEASED SINCE MA
TURITY.
Trinclpai. h,,Se o9o 20
INTEREST," io''Voo IL
legal tender
cd notes; Of be. S''''ol'4'a 90
posit.......... "a, 520, 900 90
Fractional cur
od T,gn SSyriiacstos go go $ 95s a65 81 81
Principal. ;.................... sae2, 7l7,lss 70
Unclaimed lnterest.......... 2l,7Oi 81
TOTAL DEBT.
Principal. ana. so, l76,116,4ls SO
lnterest........ 2',l26,22l 81
81, 1908, 9o2, 6l5 IS
CASH IN THE TREASURY.
Coin. ..............,.......... s6i591,lA 43
Special deposit held for the re- ''-''''' 70
demption OF certificates of de-
posts as provided by law. s4,52oO0o 90
Total......... sili63s,O69 90
DEBT LESS CASH IN THE TREASURY.
sept. l. lsl6...., 095. 1921 IA
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M Ar RlAGES.

SMITH-WILCOX-At Bennington, october I'd,
by Rev. r. NJ Luther d. II. smith, conductor
on the Harlem Extension railroad, and Miss
Dora IL. wilcox of Bennington
BALDRIDGE-REYNOL Rutland, Sept.
29th, by Rev. j. w. Eaton, Henry Baldridge
and Anna r, Reynolds, all OF Rutland.
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Frost in Tennessee.

MEMPHIS, Oct. 2.
There was q heavy frost here last night,
but it did little damage, probably owing TO
the drouth This relieves all anxiety In
regard to the yellow fever here.
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Talk about getting cheap suits, Novak q
Murphy's is the place to get them, not
only the cheapest, but the best. Call and
see for yourself, at McCall's old stand,
Merchants row.
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BRIGHT EYES, regular features and a grace
full figure fail to produce their due effect Ii the
complexion is defaced with pimples or blotches
or the skin is rough or harsh. To remedy these
defects use GLENH's SULPHUR SOAP, HALE's
HAIR DYE restores the tinge OF youth to gray
locks. aug20dGW4W
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The circulation Of the "Daily Globe" is equal
to, If not in excess Of, any other daily pewspa-
per in Vermont. The circulation Of the
weekly Globe" is half larger than that Of
any other weekly newspaper in Western Ver-
mont; and more than the combined circulation
Of all the other weeklies in Rutland county.
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A candid statement.

1t is but justice to acknowledge facts
and reward merit when due let it fall upon
whom it may. Very many are prejudiced
against using a patent medicine, because
there are so many worthless, daily adver-
tised but there are exceptions and Shiloh's
Consumption Cure is one of these. No
Medicine could for moment stand under
the test given this unless it had superior
merit. Never before has Cough Remedy
acquired so large sale in 50 short time,
and given such universal satisfaction. You
cannot afford to refuse to try it for Throat
or Lung trouble. Your prejudice will
certainly yield after using it; otherwise con-
denim it. Sample bottle 10 cents, regular
size so cents and S1.00. A. w. Higgins,
Paige & Crooks, Rutland, f. A. Morse,
West Rutland, Rice & Co., Castleton, w.
Sweet, Fairhaven, j. M. Campbell, Poult-
ney; sold elsewhere by dealers.
II - r. n
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For Congress.

BOSTON, Oct. 9.
At the second district republican con-
gregsiona convention, B. W. Harris was
renominated.
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HAY.-The market is quoted as nrm ;. 60 for
ShipDlQg,

shipping.
HOPs.-Market is quoted as flrm. Sales
at 10620c for yearlings 25930c for new crop
New York state ;i5I9lSc for nominal California
35935c for new crop.
COFFEH.-The market for Rio is quoted
as very firm aud In fair demand at i6919c
gold Tor cargoes 16@20c gold for job lots.
SUGAR.-The sugar market Is dull and I'M
changed. Sales Mt s1&9c for fair to good
refining 9ec Tor prime.
MoLAssgs. The market for grocery grades is
dun at 4o@5oc for Porto Rico a5@oS for New
orleans
RIos.-The market is quoted as being
steady ana n moderate inquiry; Carolina very
scarce at 5K@6hc $4,000 for Louisiana.
PETROLEUM.-1he market Is quoted as frm.
Sales OF crude AT lac refined at 26c cases ut
30@3lc; city naptha ut lac.
TALL0w-The market is quoted as steady.
Sales OF 100000 lbs at s149s l-l6c for good. TO
prime.
EoGs.-The market quoted as heavy at 26c
for state and Pennsylvania 23925c for west
ern.
PoRK-The market quoted as flrmer. Sales OF
new mess si6.7OSl6 70.
BEEF.-The market is quoted as being quiet,
LARD-The market Is quoted as having
opsned heavy and closed flrIner. Sales OF prime
steam at $40 65@10 10.
BUTTER-The market is quoted as being
nrm at l6(G3O FOR western /, 22@s6c for state
CHEEsE-The market is quoted as being
quiet at 6(al2c for common to prime.
WHIsKY-The market Is quoted as being
heavy and lower. closing at sll2.
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DENNIsoN's PATENT SHIPPING TAGS,

DENNISON'S PATENT SHIPPING TAGS.
over 200 millions have been used within the
past ten years, without complaint Of loss by tag
becoming detached. All Express Companies
use them. Sold by Printers and Stationers
everywhere.
GLOBE PAPER CO., RUTLAND,
june33d&wtf Wholesale Agents
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HILL-In South Walllngford, September 27th
infant daughter OF William Hill,
PARKER-In Clarendon, September eth, Otte.
line Guernsey, daughter OF L. B. and N. Au-
rora Parker, aged 16 years.
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Aid for Yellow Fever Sufferers,
ELMIRA, Oct. 2.
Eleven hundred dollars was raised here
to-day for the Savannah and Brunswick
sufferers
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OST.-On Saturday, September 23d,
IL on some one OF the streets OF Rutland
village a lady's single wooden shawl, striped
with high colors The finder Will confer O
favor on the owner by leaving II at The GLOBE
office, OCt2d2t
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Yellow Fever.

SAVANNAH, Oct. 2.
Yellow fever interments to-day 2S.
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Visit Mrs. G.. Il. Loops hair store, Cen
ter st., over Townsend's furniture rooms,
Rutland, vt. diff
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New York Produce Market.

NEW YORK, oct. 2.
FLouR.-Receipts 1886 barrels. The market
5S,6c better other descriptions unchanged.
Sales or 1890 barrels No. ut IS U10S4 90 ;
supernne western and state at 81 30id4 rs ;
common to good extra western and state at
IS O5a5 20 good to choice do. at IS 25d5 81 |;
common to choice white wheat western extra
IS b3s6 so; fancy white wheat western extra
at SO 55s7 rs common to good extra Ohio at
SIS O5dS rs common to choice extra st. Louis
az IS 1898 50 Choice Minnesota extra good 10
prlfse AZ 81 25 rs 90 cholc9 10 double extra at
50 Oo@s9 so. Market closing strong for shipping
grades quiet for other Kiuds,
WHgAr-kecelpJB 2l5,dt3 bushels. Market
Is 2a3c better for now spring fair demand
improvement maihly on new Sales OF i23 900
bushels ats 10 for old rejected spring In store
old Minnesota spring; 81 22al 22H for new No.
2Chicago ; 81 81 for new NO. Milwaukee, 81. II
Tor old wi Ter red western $ 20 for small lot
new do. 81 IS for old No. Milwaukee 81 10
f(r old No. do, IN store.
RYE-The market Is quoted as shade frmer.
Sales Of western ut 72s7ic; sJats So $3.50 Tor
Jersey, Pennsylvania and state.
BARLEYThe market Is quoted as dull.
Sales OF 245 bushels 6-rowcd state ut 95Gsl Oh
81 10 for NO. Canada.
BARLEY MALT--1he market is quoted as be-
ins quiet ana unchanged. sales OF 1900 bush
els proved state at SIC.
CoRN.-lteceipIs 293, SOL bushels. The inarke
opened heavy and Father easier, but closed
more ady and In moderate demand Sales
of 81, 600 bushels at 59@56c for understandable
mixed 559554c for no grade mixed 56Ld
5IHc for graded and ungraded steamer mixed
56a5SHc FOR mixed tSHc for Kansas mixed
57Ca5Sc for steamer yellow; 5sc for yellow
OATs.-Recsipts lJ7be2 bushels. The market
Is quoted heavy snd l92c lower. Sales OF bS,-
COO bushels at 3o@aSc for mixed western
and state; S6d50c for white do, including
New York No at S6a3Sc; 40. No. white 4OHc;
mixed wesern at 3o@9so white do. at 40@i3c
mixed state at 4Sc white do. at 45lS5Dc,
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FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL

Kew York EtcoE and Money Market.
NEW YoRE. Oct. ..
Money closed active and freely offered at ~
az per cent, at close.
Prime IN rcauti e paper 4@6 per cert.
Sterling exchange quiet at 1927 and 4s4.
Gold opened at li0iS, and closed at no. the
only prices OF the day.
Clearing at the cold Exchange s31 ,SS1 eco,
custom receipts, s434,C0u.
Treasury disbursements, s2i5.0o0.
Governments quiet.
Sta bonds quiet
Railroa bonus active.
Stocks were irregular at the opening and
during the first hour advanced J6td2l per cent,
subsequently d cllnng from Is 10 per cent
,ter midday there Was "a recovery OF I5G3s
yer cent, except Rock Is AID, which further
iecllned z. per cent. During the last hour The
market was iitn and C ost d steady.
The transactions IN stocks to-day aggregat-
ID 2li,7 shares. The prncipal dealings were
- follows:
Lake Shore, 27sOO; Eock Island, 1850 ; st.
Paul. 300; Western Union, O, 50; Delaware,
Lack wa ia ana Yves ern, 1ls,gJ0; n j. Gen.
raj, 22995 Michigan Cencia', $500; delaware
ma hu4s n CANA, 400.
cold ossd at 1l01s.
Money closed a. ~.
Government bonds active and lover.
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"HAoKMETAoK" new and delightful
perfume sold by the above dealers, else
where by dealers generally. d&w1y
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BosToN, Oct. 2.
The race for the 2:22 class, Beacon park,
unfinished Saturday, was completed to-day,
May Bird winning the heat and race in
1926, Bella second, and Annie Collins third.
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RUTLAND COUNTY COURT.

GLOBE PAPER Co., Rutland, Vt
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From New York.
ARRIVED.

ARRIVED.
New York, Oct. 2.
The steamship Hindoo from Hull has ar
rived here
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SUMMARY
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1876-06-22
C ast0riia

Cross, sickly babies and children may enjoy
health, ard MOTHERS HAVE REST, if they will
use Castoria. Worms, feverishness, teethng.
WIND COLO, sour stomach and undigested food
make children cross, and produces sickness.
Ca<toria will assimilate the food, ExPEI.
WORMS, and correct all these things. For TWEEN
ty years DR.. Pitcher experimental in his pri-
vate practice to produce an effective Cathartic
and stomach regulatof which would be as
effective as CASTOR OIL, without its unpleasant
taste to recoil.
The reputation of his experiment extended.
Physicians and nurses rapidly adopted his rem :
edy, to which he gave the name of CASToRIA
Castoria is as PLEASANT TO TAKE AS HONEY,
regulates the stomach and bowels, and does not
grippe 1t is adapted to all ages, contains no
alcohol and is ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS to the
most tender infant.
Try Castoria once, and you will NEVER BE
WITHOUT 1T.
Prepared at the Laboratory Of J 3. Rose i
Co., 46 Dey Street, New York.
May1S,13t
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The Yellow Centaur Liniment

is adapted to the tough skin. muscles and flesh
of the animal creation. Its effects upon severe
cases of SPAWN, Sweeny, Wind Gall, Big head
and Poll-Eyil, are little less than marvellous.
Messrs. j. Mcclure & Co., Druggists, cor Elm
and Front Sts., Cincinnati, . g., say:
I'm our reighborhood number of teamsters
are using the Centaur Liniment. They pro-
nounce it superior to anything they have ever
used. We sell as high as our to five dozen bot
ties per month to owners of horses and mules y
We have volumes of testimonials describine
cures of Sprains, Kicks. Calls, Poll-Evil, Big
head, and even Founders, which little less
than marvels No owner of an animal can af-
ford to be without a bottle of Centaur Linment
which any day may prove worth twenty times
its cost,
Sold everywhere. but prepared only at the
Laboratory of J. B. Rose & Co.,
46 DKY ST.. New YORK.
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Centaur.
LIlyIMENT

SO nearly perfect are the receipts of these
wonderful pain-Soothing and healing Centaur
Llniments, that we can confidently say they will
| ALLEVIATE ANY PAIN arising from flesh, bone
| or muscle arrangements. We do not pretend
that they will mend broken leg or ExTERNIN-
ATE ROLLS, but even in such eases they will re-
duce the inflammation and stop the pain. Nor
can we guarantee the proper res Its where the
body is POISONED BY WHISKEY. Temperance is
as necessary to proper physical, mental
condition.
| The WHITE CENTAUR LISINEST is particular
| ~ adapted to all cases of RHEUMATISM, Lum-
6ago;, Neuralgia, Erysipelas, Itch, SPRAINs-
Chill hlains, Cuts. Bruises, Sting, Poisons Scalds
Seiatica. v eak Back, Pains in the side, Wounds
Weeping Sinews, BURNS, Frosted Feet PALSY,
Ear ache, Tooth ache, Head ache, Ulcers, Old
Sores, Broken Breasts. Sore Nipple Sore Throat
Group. Diphtheria, etc. The most of these
complaints the Ger taur Liniment viii cure; all
of them it will benefit. 1t will EXTRACT THE
POISON from bites snd stings, and will cure
BURNS AND sCALDs without scar. The follow
ing is but sample of thousand similar testi-
monials:
ANTIOCH. ILL, Dec. l, 1874
My wife has, for long time, been a terrible
sufferer from Rheumatism. She tried many
physicians and many remedies. The only
thing which has given her relief is Centaur
Llnlment: | am rejoiced to say this has cured
her.
W. II. RING, Postmaster"
1t is an indisputable fact that the Centaur
Liniments are performing CURES NEVER BEFORE
EFFECTED by any preparation in existence
like Chronic rheumatism of THIRTY YEARS
STANDING, strai ghtening fingers and joints
which had been stiff Tor six years, taking the
soreness from burns, &c.
One dollar, or even fifty cents, invested in
Centaur Linlment will be within reach WHEN
AN ACCIDENT occurs, end will do more good
than any amount of money paid for medical
attendance. When physicians are called they
frequently use this Liniment and of course
mr. n
The Portland daily press., 1876-09-28
TERMS $500 PER ANNUM, IN ADVANCE.
Campaign Notes.

Mr.. George w. Curtis is not in the habit of
making bets, but he is confident Gov. Nor
gan will carry New York.
The latest Democratic demonstration in
Mississippi is the killing of four negroes and
the wounding of several others. Politics are
always lively in that state.
The nomination of Adams by the Massa-
chusetts Democrats has been shrewdly ex-
planned as intended for the export trade, not
for home consumption.
The Democrats appear to watch the course
OF ex-Secretary Bristow and Carl Sehurz with
keen anguish. These unfortunate statesmen
should take care not to offend the pious little
Confederate editors.
Governor Hayes borrowed the money to pay
the legacies his uncle Burchard left him, and
instead of having fortune to pay tax on he
was plunged into debt to the amount of S4O,-
900, Next, Mr.. Tilden!
Dan Voorhees,, next TO Hendricks, is the
most popular Democratic orator in the West.
In 1852 Mr.. Voorhees, said: '.Every soldier
in the Union army ought to be taken to a
blacksmith shop and have an iron collar
nodded around his neck, and have stamped
upon it these words: MY dog-A. Lincoln"
The Portland daily press., 1876-09-28
Men and Women.

Miss Clara Louise Kellogg, while driving in
Barkhamsted, Conn.,, few days ago, had the
top of her carriage damaged by overhanging
branches, and has demanded twenty dollars as
damages from the town authorities.
DR.. Dollinger of the Old Catholic Church in
conversation with cannon Liddon of England,
said he did not think that chain of autono-
nous States in Turkey would be as good an
arrangement as to have the Christian provinces
governed by an International commission.
The Jutland peasants are said to be very fond
of the Danish royal family The Greek Queen
Olga has been travelling in that region lately,
and at banquet given at Viborg, the ancient
capital of Jutland, won all hearts by replying
herself, and in Danish, to q toast given in her
honor.
Some of the foreign papers are regretting
that Sultan Abdul Hamid's course of studies
did not include logic. The basis for the regret
is that while he admits officially that the crit-
cal condition of the empire arises from s'a bad
application of the laws" he declares in the
same decree that Herzegovina and Bosnia
''revoted in consequence of malevolent insti-
cations"
The charms of Venice, the "Bride of the
Sea-" have SO fascinated the Italian Princess
Margaret on her way home from Russia that
she fingers there from week to week, to the
great delight of the loyal Venetians, who gave
her a superb fete on the Grand Canal, opposite
the royal palace, one evening recently, with
ornamental gondolas, one of which was orna-
mented with mdrgueriteS of colored glass and
resembled fantastic garden in motion
MacMahon was preparinp to GET into the
train at Luzy. All at once, an old woman. in
state Of great excitement, was seen forcing
her way through the crowd, and, approaching
the Duke de Magenta, she exclaimed: "Oh!
| must see him once more before L die!' The
| Marshal fastened to meet the peasant-woman,
| clasped her hands warmly, and talked for few
| minutes with her. until she somewhat recov-
| cred from her emotion. She was no other than
| the nurse of the Marshal, the widow Rinaud
| aged SO.
| "Charlotte Bronte," says a writer who has
| had access to hitherto untouched sources of
| information, "Then in her nineteenth year was
| by no means the unattractive person she has
been represented as being. There is little
caricature sketch by herself lying before me as
write. In it all the more awkward of her ply
| sical points are ingeniously exaggerated. The
| prominent forehead bulges out in an aggressive
manner suggestive of hydrocephalus, the nose,
'tiptilted like the petal of flower and mouth
are made unnecessarily large; while the little
| figure is clumsy and ungainly. But though
she could never pretend to beauty she had re-
deeming features, her eyes, llair aud massive
| forehead all being attractive points"
The Portland daily press., 1876-09-28
Newspaper Waits.

A little boy having broken his rocking
horse the day it was bought, his mother re-
quked him. He replied to her by inqulring,
"What's the good of horse till it's broke ?"
''ThereW said Jones, as he wrathfuly
purhed away the pie which his landlady had
just served him, ''the stuff isn't fit for pig
to eat, and amt going to eat it."
"Why do butterflies wait their wings ?''-
twenty-five verse poem, by "Esmeralda"-
is respectfully declined with the information
that they have to do it or walk.
The Rev. Mr.. Spooner (tenderly to eligible
widow: "How beautifully emblematic is this
of the relations Of man and wife. See how
the graceful, ivy, womanlike, clings for sup
port to the stalwart oak. Ah, dear madam,
husbands fond protection" Widow:
Sand supposin' the hoax is too little and the
hwy too big-what then, Mr.. Spocner?"
A laborer of Hibernian extraction was not
long since lamenting the hard times, and
drawing for contrast bright picture of his
home in the old country. "Ah," said he,
finally, 'av was only back again in my
fathers pallis." A jolly felow-workman
squinted his eye and replied: "Sure, an, av
ye wore there ye moight sthan' on the groun'
an reach yer ham down the chimbley an
open the door Nv it,"