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The Morning herald., 1876-06-28

IT is very poor policy of making friends
thai John Kelly of New York is pursuing
- "a 7 o'1ie Mr. K nl1r 10 70 dow TO Tam
PAMPHLETS,
The Morning herald., 1876-06-28
Stuck to 1t.

A man recently died in Zurich who, for
thirty years, made remarkably big fool Of
himself. When young he tell in love, and
then became jealous. While in this condi-
tion he offended his sweetheart, who, to
punish him, made him swear that he
would not speak for twelve months. He
swore. But she died before the twelve
months elapsed, and the lover concluded to
remain dumb until he rejoined her In the
next world, and for thirty years was never
heard 70 speak.
The Morning herald., 1876-06-28
THE HERALD.

THH MORNING. HERALD II published
every merning, (sundavs eAcrpted) and
delivered in the city Of Wilmington and
surrounding places for SIX cents Per week,
payable to the carriers. Mall subscriptions,
postage free, three dollars per annum In
advance
yBYRNE BROS. Publishers,
40. 500 Shipley Street.
wilmington Del.
The Morning herald., 1876-06-28
SOCIETY IN THE CENTENNIAL
YEAR,

That we have made giant strides in
population, power, and prosperity, within
the century about to close, no man can
doubt. Have we made like progress in
political knowledge, justice, morals, patri-
otism, good sense, is a question about
which much can be said the most, we
fear, in favor Of the negative. In political
knowledge we have sadly degenerated, for
the reason that patriotism in a statesman
The Morning herald., 1876-06-28

| otlsm, gOOd sense, Is a question
which much can be said; the mo
fear in favor Of the negative. In pc
knowledge we have sadly Degenerate
the reason that patriotism in stat
has melted down to huncome inIe
tician. Call the roll at the Conf
Congress, who were debating the al
of independence century ago; I'll
their attainments, and witness the
which oozes out Of every line o|
speeches, letters, or state papers-h|
the like now? No!
Justice has been operated upon al
recovered her eye-sight,- able to
guished rich, and poor-obscure, and
ential, and as a rule she treats them
dinghy. One little fact Sunday 4
ago, two poor Jew tailors were arres
the city Of Philadelphia for workA
Sunday, tried, convicted and senten4
fine, for so doing. While in a thd
other ways high handed men otfende|
were free to do so, these men kept
solemn observance, tile Sabbath,
amid the thunders Of Sinai, man wa
manded to observe; but the Act o.
commonly known as the Lords !
Sunday act"-operated as a repeal
one craven on stone, as the law of OF
the Jews who observe Gods law, al
lated mans were punished
Our morals taking broad, re
view Of the question, have unqestn
deteriorated. Sins of venial cha!
but probably coarse in the grain
diminished; but crimes mortal inJ
essense, which strike at the life of s,
have alarmingly increased. Murde
theft, hold high, and horrid carni
the land not SO much murder b
assassin, or the brawler-but murd
the innocents, more numerous than
Herod at Bethlehem, which shrinks
lilies to two, or three children, and n
sterile the wombs, of millions. And a
this crime, the pulpit is dumb, and f
cowardice it will be judged, and its
taken away. Theft is now embezzle
and is subject of compromise; not p'
ment. We are as warlike, in sustai
of our country, as were our ancestor
it is open to grave, doubt if we are as
otic. There is a kind of unrest, and
doxical asst may appear weariness, or
.pervading society. Of"
Amusements have become profe
We have the professional walker, 81
ball player, .billiardist, &c. Unive
contend with each other in games an,
times, proper for the circus; but q
place upon college grounds. Within
houses of the rich, extravaganza has be
a mania, yet accompanied with a Pf
clan thirst for gain. The poor are
with envy, and discomfort, and ape
and dress, they can have few hopes of
ing.
Wealthy society has always been
nuied, and usually feeble in its effol
get rid Of ennSi but the mass Of
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-04-03
The llshtalao Rod Nan.

Ho drove his team close up TO the
fence, got down, and raped at the door.
The widow Gilkens opened Il. when he
said: "Mrs. Gilkins. am cognizant
Of the circumstances by which you are
at present surrounded. left M you are
to trudgs down the Journey Of hfe
through cold and heartless world-no
longer sustained aud encouraged by the
noble one TO whom you gave tho treas
ures Of your hearts affection. and bow
ell down by manifold cares aud respon-
abilities incident 10 the rearing OF eight
small children on forty acres OF sub
carboniierous limestone land; yet. Mrs.
Gilkens, you are aware that the season
IL now approaching whom dark. dismal.
dangerous clouds. at frequent intervals,
span the canopy Of heaven. and when
zsxag streaks OF electricity dart pro-
miscuously hither and thither. render
ing this habitation unsafe for yourself
and thoss dear ones; hence. therefore.
let me sell you q copper-wire. silver
tipped. and highly magnetic lightning
rod" Ola M . ..ii.
Tho woman staggered back few
PAGES and yelled: ''Narcisi unfastsn old
Crouch" In another instant . savage
bull dog came darting around the corner
Of the house. with bristles up. thirsting
for gore. Ha -.a. ~
The dog had already msnglsd a ma.
shins agent and patent soap man. and
was held in grsat ssteem BY the better
class Of citizens. for his courags aud
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-04-03
ILALR WAY DoIN's.
NJ sws. .r.s.ll.

- q W
NJ .wEx nr-sxIL.
Beiubeed fellow tnbelsn, In holdia' ssrsh TO
Idos.:sS = = quote ne special ''r'' for what A''
d. .srne. .ui b ssrp shors and die here am
D., half s.y aola's .las no 'essn, iOr die wOri'
OF de nsx'.
pis vol dat v.'s imam In is like cotton
wh.r sssr, euiied s.atismsn hss got his line to
A,d .cssy tim. . lay nisr-r stop. to TAX. s.p.
De grss. keep. On . grOvis' ar to snuddss uP
his er,p. r...r
when Moses is. ds'.~s seross Dc vs'sr' eide
De, A:asa .--p .soia' ,s.' .s ~ - ~ ''siA
Do you .po-- dat deg ss.,a .bh-s AAs sssessi-
ed IN dslr wish.
Ard r.sesed de Pro risei Land Il lasi-if dey
had .tcprei In nssf ttt.
Ny fri-a'. Aar vs. . garden oses. vAsr Adam
Wild no one 10 Soadsr dem, ne nsixhssrs fss 10
And .sssy S.y va. csri.im.s. and de, got dsir
And .ssssss.s.;.,.ossss ss-szssss map
plsirv~.
You all know . u, dc s,ory-ho~ Dc snaAs
As,snp ali rus,J nseeasln. . erssiin' % do
How E,. and Adam eat de fruit. and vent and
TIL d. angel sss..~ he cane and drove 'en
Oh Dc place.
Now. s'poss t., ma. and CONAN hadn't tempt
Du, hsd gone sbos, dsir ssrd'ni.' and tended
pey .ouida, Sss s.-a is-sa'vssr dc, had no
And de dsbsIi ncvsr'd 70, ehsne, TO tell 'sm
whAt 10 do.
No half way doia''. s'sarea' 1t 1ise''' do l
90 ., Jour ,.si .ad nnish 1t. and dsa's do time
Yor chen III. crap !. good. Dc rain n 'piis de
Ual... ycu keep. piskia' in dsEarasa oeJsur
Keep plo.in'. end 4 sosa'. And q sersPin' Of
And when 3. sissiAs oSsr Joa can pay up what
But II zoe qsiis worlin' .ssry time dc sun i'
bet. .a
Do ,ssrirs g~iDs TO isbbs upon sesrJ'hins
yos's got. ..
whatsb~r It's yous dribin' q. es .hu' and dribs
II throu.h.
And doa'i lei nuria' stop ysu. bu, do what soa's
gwine 10 do;
shurs you'rc born.
Yeu's gvine To se- him comm out de smAi
esna oh De horn
Ithsnh roo for d. rent,on you has sib die a.
ternooa-
sister William. will obllgs Ne by . rsisin' ob .
I zee dat Hruddss Johnson's bout 70 pAss 'rouni
as hat.
10 comes 10 dat
The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1876-08-06


The aalt e she Radical RaprhlIonri
pasfy, a ApsygoF 50 4 fes5Inaao 81 slo senate
oassspg aas infoEmation ii sscnes Is the
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taaagacres at innnoenk nion se 0psnSe1sa ealse
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ME. Grant shouIa now 30 sailed upon "a
make sPerisic ehsrEass 10 skouIa So forced =
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wsrs comHitted e - docs not give some
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Will The basast notivCs, and shaE me PRES
aena haa deteE1ainsd TO enter ~ aists q act
1.arn,n0safEald sbeEidan - shs ehasapIcn
truth teller 2 Of Amsrica.
The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1876-08-06
1 ORNlNG AUGUST s, 1870.
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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-01-21

The remarkable discovery Of boil
ing lake in the Island Of Dominica,
has excited much scientific interest,
and Investigations of the phenomenon
are to be made by geologists. 1t appears
that company exploring the steep
and forest-covered mountain behind
the town of Rssseau, came upon this
boiling lake. about $500 feet above
the sea level, and two miles in circum-
ference. On the wind clearing away
for moment, the clouls Of sulphurous
steam with which the lake was co yered,
a mound of water was seen ten feet
higher than the general level Of the
surface, caused by ebullition. The
margin of the lake consists Of beds Of
sulphur, and its overlooking found
exit by a waterfall of great height.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-01-21

A STRANGE CASE. II. Hasel-
ton. Of Greensboro, Vermont. has a
little girl four years old. who fell from
the bed when about three months old;
striking on the back Of her head and
hurting her severely. Very soon af,
ter this her head began to grow quite
rapidly. and in three months had in
creased nine inches in circumference.
All cfFarts to arrest the growth proved
futile. The head now measures TWEEN.
iy-six and a half inches one way. and
twenty-four and three-quarters the
other. The expansion Of the head
seems to be all about the eyes. The
body is about the size of children Of
that age, and well formed, but it has
not enough strength to carry the head,
so the child has to be held, or lies in
its Grip. or plays on the floor, just rs
it wishes. 1t seems TO possess intelli-
gence, and learns rapidly when put to
the test. 1t is quite healthy, and has
a good appetite. The head
is hard like all heads, and, for the
the present. does not grow faster than
nature would have it.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-01-21

Within few days an extraordina'
rily rich and unique collection Of spec
linens OF onyx, from mines recently
discovered in Mexico, has arrived in
this city, and are now on exhibition at
an uptown Broadway store. The
specimens are of the finest kind, en-
bracing every variety of the mineral.
The mines have been known to the In
dams for centuries, but were only re-
Gel tly discovered by the whites.
Hitherto onyx has been found in such
quantities as to be only serviceable for
small ornaments, but il is claimed that
the present mines yield so great guam
titles as to furnish materials tor elegant
architectural purposes.-[New York
Tribune.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-01-21

SCENE: a Madison Avenue car.
Dramatist Persona; two little girls,
with very pretty dresses and lady-like
manners.
dolly dear. do you know what ]
am going to give you for Christmas''
'Oh, don't tell me-" said Dolly;
"let it be surprise"
"Oh, must tell you, SO that we
can arrange it all. You know my
mamma has a beautiful seal-skin
sacque that pappa. gave her last win
ter. Well. l am going to get that and
take it over to your house and give it
to you. Then you must give it to me
and III take it back to mammals
room. Then when those horrid Richie
girls begin to tell about all their pres
ents and things, We can say that we
each got q perfectly lovely seal-skin
sacque that cost ever 80 much. Oh.
won't they be jealous, thought
Harper's Weekly.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-01-21

Girl is very nice. Everybody who
has not the misfortune 10 be girl, will
allow thia Nice girl will allow Il also
as far ~ ivelf is concerned. Stnuge
girl Is Objectionable In the eyes Of
girl generally.
Powder improves girl sometimes.
but Il seldom finds this out until Il is
suggested to Il by one Of experince.
Healthy girl costs its parents less
money for doctors bills, but persons
who write romantic tales for circulating
libraries choose unhealthy and pasty'
faced girl to write about--the swoor-
ing kind preferred.
Lately ! bought six pcnnyworth Of
penny illustrated journals and ! found
therein ten pictures illustrative Of a
girl in a swooning state. ] hope Il
was all real; or else there ought to
have been a lot Of smacking all
round.
III were not boy, I think ]
should like to he girl. It's best fun
to be boy when there's plenty Of girl.
-[Judy.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-01-21

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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-01-21

EVERY lalnring poor man should
buy himself a town lot, get that paid
for, and the work to make the neces-
sary improvements. A little here and
u little there will In due time produce
you home of your own, and place
you out of the landlords grasp; re-
member, that fifty dollars a year
saved in rent, viii in few years pay
for your home. and the money il c'~ts
you to shit about, without any loss Of
furniture and time, pay the interest on
u five hundred dollar judgment against
property, until you can gradually re-
duce it to nothing. You can all buy
that way-why do you not risk III If
you fail, you are not worse of-ifyou
succeed, as any careful man is sure to
do. you have made a home and estab-
lished basis equal to many another's.
which will start you in business.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1876-01-21

Nor WORTH THE TROUBLE.
it, not worth the trouble TO dress;
| see only my husband" Then
madam, il your husband is not better
worth pleasing than host Of "com-
pany," it is a pity you are married.
Not worth the trouble to look better
to him than his merest acquaintance.
Not worth the trouble 10 surround
yourself with every grace and fasci-
nation that you are capable Off Then
il you are a neglected wife bye-and-
bye, never complain, for il is your
own fault; il was mot worth the
trouble" 10 have a happy home.
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AFTER the Legislature passes tho
dog law, rs we hope it will, you can
put your old sheep killing ours to the
following uscs-they do it in Califor.
mia: The carcasses Of defunct dogs
are conveyed to mandatory. where
the skins are removed and sold to the
tanneries, the hair taken of and resold
to plasterers, the hide tanned, made in
to gloves, and sold in the market. The
denuded carcass is then thrown into a
huge caldron, and boiled until the
bones are easily separated from the
Ae.h. when they are removed and cold
to the sugar refineries where they are
ground to fine powder aud used TO
clarity the sugar. The oil that arises
to the surface Of the boiling mass "
skinned of and manufactured into
cod.liver oil, and the remainder used
for the purpose Of fattening hogs.
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saturday Night.

"Among the many mercies for which
| can never sufficiently thank God"
said speaker at large meeting in Lon.
don. "is that Of having pious mother,
who taught me when a child, always
to prepare on Saturday nights for the
privileges and duties of the Lords
day. The good wash was only part
of the nights programme. We had
to put out ON the chairs in our bed
rooms, the clean linen, SUNDAY clothes.
and shoes in apple-pie order. Half a
century has passed over since them
continued the speaker, "bIt to this
day, the early habits taught by my
good mother, are still continued every
Saturday night.
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GROUP Group can be cured in one
minute, and the remedy is simply
alum and sugar. The way to accom-
plish the deed is TO take knife or
CRATER and shave of. IN small particles,
about teaspoonful ofalu,n; then mix
with about twice its quantity Of sugar
TO make il palatable, and administer
as quickly as possible. Almost instan.
tancous rclief will follow,
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Foa what purpose wss Eve mades--
For Adams Express Company.
THR word debt b composed Of the
initials Of "dun everybody twice.
C-re-d.i-t IL formed Of the initial let
tiers Of "call regularly every day-Ill
trust
ALEx. II. srErnESs Is slowly re-
covering his health. but Il is not like
" that he will ever be able to burl
eighty.pound dumb-bells around ne he
used tn. He may. indeed, get we'll;
but We do not believe that Congress
will ever again be enlivened by those
tremendous cannon-bnll acts Of his
Chicago Times.
He had made a hearty meal ct a
restaurant, and, raising M. he said to
the cashier: II declare, II I havn't
forgotten my wallet" The cashier
fred up, and hurled big words at him
for full three minutes beforc pausing
for breath. When a chance came, the
stranger continued; But I have fly
dollar. here in my vest pocket" The
cashier couldn't smile To save him.
I never bet on the man who is always
telling what he would have done II he
had been there ! have noticed that
this kind never get there.
The fear Of the law here, and the
law hereafter, has furnished US some
very clever specimens Of Christianity.
Fools don't know their strength Il
they did, they would keep still.
True happiness seems to CONSIST Ia
wanting all that we can enjoy, then
getting all that we want.
The hest way to keep n secret, is to
forget il.
"when a young man Amt good fol
anything else, I like tew see him carry
gold-hcaded cane. II he can't buy
cane, lie, him part his hair in the
middle. Josh Billings.
"MAS is daring and con6dent-wo'
man !. diffident and unassuming. Mar
is great in action-woman in suffer
ing. Man talks to conviuce-woman
to persuade and please. Man has .
rugged heart-woman a soft and ten
der one. Man has science-womar
has taste. Man has juigment--wo
man sen.ibility. Man is being o.
Justice woman an angel Of mercy.
We will now read To the audience a
letter from sweet and tender young
woman of st. Louis to her strong and
rugged brother: My Dear Broth
er--I think it stnngc you don't write
to me. Why don't you write to ne
as usual. D. your skin to h if
YOU are married tell me and ! wont
never write to you again. Your Low
ing sister, Annie Moran"