, 1876-08-13
LAKE.
IT'S CHIEF PRODUCT.

This burg, unlike the many suburban villages
which surround Chicago, cannot boast OF It's
picturesque scenery, its paiatfA mansions, yer
| diut lawns, nor beautiful promcnades; still,
| notwithstanding those many drawbacks, III what
part of the country Is the name Of Lake u11-
heard of! And what is it that gives this town
such remarkable prominence? 1t is because
| it contains iu its bosom the modern Pandora 3
| box; it contains that which the breezes waited
| from Lake Michigan are unable to vanquish.
| In word, Lake is remarkable the world over
| for the number OF Its stink-factorles, which
those Interested in them designate ier, li.
year the injurious effects OF those
| establishments, moro visible in the shape OF
| disease than ut any other. Now that Tue TRIBUNE
| groaned for a number Of years, it is feryently
hoped the authorities will not lose slight Of those
factories, aud rhat they will compel their removal
tic ar being tmpregnated by vicious and vilIanons
smells from those places.
IN SOCIAL CIRCLES
this has been very dull Week-no balls, parties,
or moonlight excursions; not even twilight game
| Of croquet The dull monotony which, like 4
nightmare, had settled on the town, was partially
dspeled three nights last week by Dan and Josie
Norris better known as Barney and Nora, who e1-
hibtrd d panorama Of Ircand's scenery, and pl.yed
in Irish character The entertainment, which
ance here, was desescrvctly patroni1ed
each evening by large and respectable audience.
ana evennp It sse ill.,
Father Conwly's Chnrch, and the remainder Of the
week ut Eighteenth street. The proceeds OF this
entertainment will be devoted to the relief OF the
poor OF Fathcr Waldron's parish.
Yesterduy John Daily, boy about II years DID,
was charged with inicting serious wound, with
1t appeared from the evidence that Tracey only gut
a Koland for his many O1iyers, as on that day he
repeatedly beat and kicked the little boy. At last,
uvn nrAf fpH1 =
on his assailant aud inflicted the wound. The
prisoner wig discharged, With caution not to use
i knife again to carve fellow mortal.
POLITICAL
Many Of the leading citizens Of the First District
are taking into consideration the valuable services
and pigmT statesman, Barney cauideld, during his
p.iyn1e life and the 'buzzum" " Of his family our
Amongst the most solicitous for the retirenentof Of
Barney nre John +: uo1ie {Dcmocrat1 and George
a. Bogne Repubicsn). Several others are men
TUNED, but thoee appear to be the shining lights.
John 4. Ho1ie is known to fame AZ being closely
identified with the interest, Of the Stock Com
pauy, and as that concern frequently desires pet
legislation, Hoxie will be the right man in the
'rhe Democrats Of the town, the Great Unterri-
form Campaign Club aud 10 Lend helping haad
to Tidcn towards lifting him to the Presidential
chair. On the suggestion OF THO Scion OF the meet
candidates had written their letters OF acceptance.
The darlings Of the untcrraed have blushingty ac-
ceptcd, and yet the Town Of Lake has failed to
Sam.
The good people Of the town are on the tender
suit which is be instituted 1t an early day
The facts in the case are: widow, fat, fair and
little more tnan 40, after wearing the usaal en-
blcn Of grief for her deceased master, accepted
the offer OF hand and heart from a widowcr who
was captvntcd BY the winning ways and captivating
smile Of the fair widow, who, from her sad be-
IN fhn at,ffar
The marriage ceremony was performed in due sea-
son, and tho widow and widower made happy. TIE
loyed bliss had nearly gone, when gay Teutonic
LothaFio entered their home and dwct there |
IT, gtd = osteE h made
name u.ay De Brown, Jones' or Smith, ordered his
better half not to show such IN amorous propcn-
obsyed, and inally. as last resort. the Teuton |
was ordered to lezve the house. With astonishing |
impudence, he declined to go, and claimed his
she il matched, but not mated. that she and her |
husband are not congcnal spirits. and consequently
has applied to the courts to be divorced from her
partner. She charges him with the crime OF lazi-
ness This is the cardinal point which she |
clanas divorce, aud IS the man works regularly
every day ten hours except Sunday, the questions
are naturally asked, When, where, and how was
he lazy.
Either IN audacions
was perpetrated upon accountant OF we'll
known commission firm at the Exchange Building /
yesterday. The accountant was the fortunate Dos
seseor BY inheritance Ut diamond pin. valued ut
on the Michigan Southern dummy he proudly held |
the precious article up to the admiring gaze Of |
some OF his acquatntances, who were unuparing
in their praise and admiration Of the pin. Arrived
nt hs Office, the intense heat compelled hn 10 di-
vest himself Of his coat and vest, which be laid |
carelessly aside. In the vest was the precious pin |
and = gold watch valued at 5000. Business
called him away from the Office which he left un-
locked for some time. When he returned he /
found 10 his disnlay. that the pin was longer in
his possession but, strange to say the watch WAS |
not taken! This circumstance creates suspicion /
that the pin WAS taken only for joke, and will |
probably be returned again to its rishtful owner.