Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-12-16
Ny BKrrrs-Turkeys are selling at 8

Mr.. CnarleS hTuinSei, P'o'hinS'
citizen Of Williamsport, Md, died sud
denly of heart disease, last week.
Centennial talk is quietly subsiding.
Blue noses are putting in an appear
ance.
The middle chapter in the Bible is
the goth of Job. -,
The girls who bet kisses on the cleo
ton are growing impatient.
Christmas falls on Monday. Also on
parents pocket-book heavily. 80
Our boys and girls are now hugely
enjoying themselves by skating on the
Potomac.
If a man asks you who is the next
President, tell him to go there himself.
We ask for no other Christmas gift
but that our subscribers pay up their
dues.
Charles J. Faulkner, Jr., ]. Fred. Ma
denbousch and others publish call in
the Martinsburg statesman, for the Or
ganization of a volunteer company in
that place. -
How a coal pile melts these cold
days.
There will be two full moons this
month. How's that for light!
Three dozen Of the beautiful" are
set down for our share this winter. Just
think of it {! Thirty-six times TO shovel
the snow off your pavement.
Kris Krinkle is now hunting up toys,
nuts and candies for the good little
ones. Christmas is coming along, and
will be here on Monday week.
The girls are beginning to sack the
bows at the church door. Girls that is
right, if they cant take you to church
don't you let them bring you home.
Don't kiss girl with sore throat.
Considerable amount of diptheria is pos
itively known to have been caught in
that way.
Over eight hundred rabbits were ship
ned from Fairmont to Baltimore, via
the Baltimore and Ohio road, last week.
A nineteen-year-old Cincinnati belle
has married groom aged IS; but he
has riches with years. Fr.
Sayler is said to he the largest man
in Congress. Alex. Stephens with his
81 pounds is the other end man.
Eleven thousand people in England
have died during the past year OF can
Ger.
Don't take anything that belongs TO
your neighbor-not even his newspaper.
Come to the REGISTER office, leave your
subscription money, and take paper
for yourself.
In Frederick county, Nd, about
dozen families have been poisoned by
eating apple butter put up in glazed
crooks, none Of the cases, however, ter
minating fatally.
When's an election not an election
When the majority of the votes are
agains. the Republican candidate.
On Friday night last a spell of cold
weather set in which was the most Sc
we're that we have had for several years.
The boys are getting home, on the
canal.
Winter is king at Oakland, where the
snow is now six inches deep, where the
farmers come to market with their pro-
ddce in sleds.
Stonewall Jackson's daughter, Julia,
is modest and loving at 10. She lives
with he. mother at Charlotte.
The prettiest girl in town didn't get
to 60 to the Centennial. She shall 60
to the next. .
Grant message reminds us of :.
female dress We once saw in ballroom
it began too late and left Oft too
soon.
Thirty six inches of snow has accu-
mulated on the mountains through ka-
nawha; he heaviest snow since the win
ter of 1870.
The contract for the public printing
has been let to Mr.. Johuson,of the Reg
,.fer Company, Wheeling, for the next
two years.
Rev. G. H. Weaver of Grafton Luz
theran Church has taken unto himself
Kate Schneider Of Washing
ton. SSH ..r
What lady in the land would care
who was elected President, if she was
only sure of sealskin jacket!
Load double barrel gun, call it Til
den and Hayes, and shoot it in CON-
of the present status.