The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1876-02-04

Chalk Marks.

| The nost retched poverty kan think
Nv liz to want what we are to stingy to buy.
| Mummy iz eftener q master than a SER
want. =>.= - -g So
| Every boldly s ems dissatisfied with their
lot, but if they should suop plac' 8 with
the fust man that they met they would all
he willing to give sumthin to boot to trade
bak tomorrow. - a5if z. s
Civilizashun haz taught mankind to
dread poverty mere than sin. "a
Genius il a gift, but virtew. like the
alphabet, haz to be larnt. -#..
Our vanity il SO CRATE that we had rather
be hated than not known at all
Men shoot ahd wimmin silk pins into each
other. ~
Arrows dipt in hunny are jnst az fatal az
those dipt in gaul.
| had rather hay the stiddy hieeups than
to be one ov yure kronick punsters.
Take the lazyness all out ov this world
and yu woald take most ov the sin with
it. % 7
All temporal things are common property,
and what is mine to-day may be another's
| tomorrow. z--".
| Gold is base thing it too often IL the
case that yn hav to steal to git it. and to lie
to keep it. 5* Ess s7s
| It amt the fast nor the slo that oftenest
| win the race, but the middle gated. @
The keenest ov all satires IL the beirs'
tears at the MIXERS phaneral.
/ Sudden wit IL gereralle az muteh a sur.
prise to the author ov it az to emmy one
| else. @ a
notiss one thing that thoze persons
/ who hov IN utter disregard for money, hav
"A disregard for most ennything else. sts
| A merely edukated man is CRATE bore
to mel look upon him az a kind of two
egged trick animal. @ s4
| Married life that haz n, flip fops III it.
/ is like lelnDnake with the lemon lift out.
A man with much welth and no pedigree
down on himself and keep still.
1t requires much wisdum to distinguish
between truth aud falsehood, and sum hon.
esty to adopt the truth after we have found
it.
The world owes its highest kompliment
tn ekonemy.
IF we kan keep our konshienee all right,
We are a m itch for ennything on earth, and
equal to ,.nnything in Heaven.
| Yu kan make mummy with one hand, but
it takes both to hang ONO it.
/ Ynng man, don't work for nothing ye
kant make money, nor even emmy reputa-
shull bi it.
| Fortune luvs TO be assaulted she never
| gave wineng cuss mntch OF emmy thing
yet.
/ tt IL the things that we overlook, not the
things we kant find, that bothers us nost.
| Truth kan wait, bur lie is allWuss in a
hurry.
1 IF you are poor, yeu must expekt to be
4 watched and suspekted
II il very difficult to fine man that IL
abnv hiz condishnn inlife.
Ynng man, don't ask emmy favnurs ov
emmy boldly ii IL better Il, have the world
sbWF VII beGf uOiAssss THAN ~ Ossc ei1Szhit siu'
IN T. Weeklg. s.s Is
i They have some queer girls In Colorado.
One of them, WHO lives in the Cache h
Poudre Valley, has been receiving the at.
tentions or young man for about 4 year,
but, becoming impatient at his failure e
bring matters to crisis she resolved to as.
certain his intentions. When be next call
ed she took him gently by the ear. led him
to q seat, and said \: & Nobby, you've bin
u foolin' round this claim for mighty near 4
year, and hey never yit shot Of yer naotstl
8 On the narryin' biz. I've ceftoned 10 ye'
On the square clean through, m heT stood
! !. ,.ff every galoot thet has tried 10 clip in
!. an now I want year to come dnwn to busi
ness III leave the ranch. Et yer an ths
ularry al want d pard slaet'n stick right Il
ga till We pass in yer checks an the good
: Lord calls se over the range, just saHee
/, an ae'll hitch. but ef that ain yer game
i draw out and give some other feler d sllsv
/ tor his pile. New siHg- yer song on ski
out.,' He sang - Tgn1aasie sttas.