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carr. BRACKATrs BIG SEIZURE.
Omcers sent TO search n secluded House far
Down on station Island.

Having been Informed that very large
quantity of cigars had been smugeed from the
steamship Columbus, Special Agent Bracket
detailed Inspectors Nevn and Jackson TO
watch the Staten Island ferries, AMI ut O'Clock
yesterday afternoon they overhaulcd express
wagon as 1t was driven from one OF tho boats.
Tho boxes and barrels in the wagon contained
about - 00l cigars II choice brands. John Nc
Cnrthy, of 90 James street, the owner ana driver
OF The wagon. sad that he received the cigars
from house in secluded place staten
Island, near Princes BAY, with directions 10 de-
Hy,r then a. the store of a wcll-known lrm Of
tobacco importers IN South street.
The cigars had leen tlkon out of the port
holes Of the engine room Of the Columbus aud
put into small boats and then taken ashore. The
cigars are valued AZ Si,5D. McCarthye horse
and wagon wsro cOuii.catcd and no was de-
tanned a. witness Oilrers were sent to staten
Island last evening 90 search the house IN which
the cigars had been secretcd.
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THE srlrE COuPTRo1LERsHIP.


ALBANY, Dec. 20.-Tho state Comptrol-
lership has settled into the nomination OF MIR.
Frederick L. Olcott Of New York city. The
nomination was rendered him some time ago.
but he declined 1t. and the matter slumbered
until very recently, when he was persuaded to
accept. There seems 10 be no reasonable doubt
that he will be nominated by Gov. Robinson on
Monday afternoon. and will accept. He Il q
son of Ihos. W. Olcott, President Of the Me-
chanics aud farmers Bank OF tnis city, who, by
strange coincidence, was nominated for the
same place ia 1866, and declined in favor of Gov
hObinron, the present incumbent. who now
offers the place to his son. The OlcDtts have
been Republicans, but Frederick i. was
thurouRn belcvcrin 1ildcn's eform, and " orked
t.r,onnllV and very effectively for his success
during the Campaign.
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LIFE In THE METROPOLIS.
DAsHEs MERE IND THERE BY THA
SUNS REPORTERS.

Amv Fawsti and the Rumors that the Mis-
chief Makers set AdDat-AuotberE Funeral
In the Little Church Around the Corner.
1t was rumorcd Yesterday that the death Of
Amy Fawsitt the Engish actress due to muir
derous assault on Thursday night tue police Of tho
Thirtyseyenth street station were Informed that her
face and body dlsooorcd though she had sui.
fcrcd terrible beating. Deputy Coroner March. hay
Ing boen summoned, found bruises her back and
mDs,but he tisnei, after thorough examination.
that she died Of sumpton and Drphs disease OF tho
kidneys. ec-nty she fell down the stairci ise In ner
boarding house at 800 Eighth avenue. and aftcrward
she repoate y fell from her bed. Mr. Henry J. Mon.
tague nrra'ged for the funeral yesterday morning
her remains taken BY Undcraker sheridan to tho
Little Church Round the Corner" The Rev. DR..
Houghton oGciaed. Tas body w.s deposited Ia .
vault In the Marble Cemetery.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30

VIM. II. II. Ely, rorrytown lawyer, who aided
in fraudulent egstrlton two years at hard labor
the Albany pcnitenuary; John Mcsorley. for falsely
personsting applicant for naturalization year
IN the Kings county prlitcnti ~ Patrick Reilly, who
vas witness for McSOrcy. sentences Henry
stlhrng and Bernard McDonald Tor frausulcnt natu-
razAtiln one Nolr each Ia the Kings county pcniten-
tinry James kcefc. aiding and abettnz the same
offence, eighteen month. la the me Institution
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30
Gloom in Brother siurrry's Flock.

Tho friends OF Pastor Jeremiah Bsulah Muir
ray OF the Fleet street colorcd church In Brooklyn
were downcast last night over tho rumor that Judge
McCue was going tO decide adversely to them In tho
suit OF wilson and the old board Of Trustees. The
suit was Instituted TO ascertain who the legal
trustees to collect money each sunday and dispense
revenue, th ! the two boards have been wrangnR
0V r. Inc conference usaincd Pastor Murrai's hc-
ton in cNpetng the tnfubordnatc trus ees, and or
dcred new election. Before fsmiah BOuiah Murray
ready for the election the opposition party eiocted
thcr trustees. Although Judge McCue's decision 10
not on ME- was asserted Yesterday that It was TO be
In laYOr Of the anu MurrnY fAcllOn
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No, such Very odd Fellows.

SIX hundred chlldfen were delighted IN the
Germania Assembly Rooms st evening with the dis
tribution Of eight basketiul OF Christmas toys. Thd
occasion tho completion OF the second day Of tho
fair ny thr members snd friends of thirty Tour
lodges OF the o. u. f.. With view of rai-ng money
TO assist the Leb OF the fraternity VINO cannot md
pioyment Upward of SIX thousand persons have
thus lar visited the hall ana ncary 5000 has been
reaIked. Ihe entertaInmenl closed win a ball.
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ALnAAY, Dec. @V.-lhe Commission on CITY
Go, HnneAt'Niil have meeting al the rooms OF the
Bar Ass0c Ton IN New York tomorrow and then their
report 10 TIE Legislature VIII De determined upon.
According 20 the statement of a member of the com.
mission. ths pIu VIII recommend Inc adoption Of
Wtfr amendments 10 the Constitution, N opposing
.lring ELECTIONS i al CITES, New YORK and BroOklYn
lnrud %, ai reuct ln upon the Lc4islHfure n rrs
non u ihr ttclr Of .AHttll of Cliir4 anu mo issue
Of bonds upln their credit. lae report viii pro badly
tt ulflf
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wha, the publlc Administrator Didn'Lrind.

creditor OF Orson A. House, the divorce iaw-
yer who wal Killed by his wife, irene, applied yester
day for letters Of administration On certain papers and
other articles Of personal property supposed to have
been lett IN Houses flee. At l9i broadway. and to be
worth bout $3.50 Ihe letters uf administration were
g1anted however, to Alg rnon $. sullivan, PuOic Adj
niuis'rat9r. Nothing Whatever was found IN house
Office, Irene having carried aN y everything.
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The Result in ,,ou,h Cnrol,ua

COLUMBIA, Dee. D.-Messrs. Savler, Abbott,
nd Lawrence tae sub'Clnsresstonal Committee. com.
plrtcd Their wur. here to-day. Their report. from the
r. urls es suhnitted, eye' the state 60 HAYES ana
MhctNr hi Hboui goo mlJprtv. but shows inst Hemp
u IA tine cutlf ID mucrluc State ticket have been
elected H a much Larger majun,y, lhs committee
e" ueic, ana Will IrJbaDy start Tor Washington On
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30

In the trottlng race Of the Ode Saratoga
stables for q special purse OF $780, mile heats,
bet In o, under saddle the Hppo1romc. last eyen
Ing Rocket Carrie Meyers Fred L. and Jacob Iloss
started. Carrie Mevcrs won I'm three straight heats
Time, 30s 25id, 2.57. A. IunninE tor all ages.
haltinie hcaa, followed, between Loren and Morgan
fleetwood. The former won the nrst heat In 1903,
Fleetwood the second IN 1Oi Lprena won tho third
IN lO3sl which l. the fastest heat run In the ippodroma
tins asOn Lorena the fourth heat and race
n
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A $4,000 FIRE in tho Bowery.

The Gyo-story building at ls7 Bowery was
burned last night D. Brubache, wine merchant In the
hnsement lost ~ 900 Homiton, Lendun Arnold a.
Co, uUiln manufacturers, lost Sa.OO).
The nTe urlgluAicd Ia SELLERS hat factory IN the
second ana tara sturirs the loss there wa 5000
IhOs, Lynn, paper box MAKER. lost tOOO 4. Dcut,ch
SON tOba, co lef nrukcrs lost all their stuck val
ucd M Sioppd Tue Germauil BanS building was dam
Aec " water.
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Win, the slreet Llght- nre 10 co.,.

The Gas Commission awarded the contracts
yesterday for supplying ggs 10 the street lamps tor
the first three months Of TIE comine year. The Man.
haitian. Ncw lurK, aud Mutual i,mgluir- TO lisht
the lamps IA their respective district inr S7h1 LAMP
TIE Mtu opolttu Company Is 10 rec I've 20 lamp sud
the llAr.cm Company tlO57.
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For The Mu.eum nr lhr Nlorguc.

Among the bodies that were taken to the
Moreue YESTERDAY was one Wtl.h'ng a5p pounds and
hay g ears nearly wn f,c square f. the hody of
hl lui 80 ~ ar- old II lsto De- reduce to sAcle
tuu alu tNiihtFl ll tNr musrum Oytt the MOrgue
u htn the lnlaAt lived II was an ole plane
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Made Insane Over Flying Machine.

In the garret room OF simon waltze. the co.
centric German whose body was found at i4l stsgs
street, Brooklyn, Thursday, hanging to the rafters
curious arrangement OF hoop irons resembling grid
iron, that was INTENDED to be a flying machine.
waze had spent wcnty years trying perfect IL. IL
Il siu that he declared that II ms machine didn't work
BY tue ls oi January, 1877 he should hang himself
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Henry Van Hoven, Datch nobleman, was
shipped for Antwerp ia the ship John Mann yesterday,
by the United States Marshal. He was an extensive
cattle ieer IN Holland and II ls charged forged checks
tOa large amount. He escaped to Tins country nearly
two wears ago aud taken prisoner tu Minnesota IN
hlsf
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MONTREAL, Dec. 29-valois q Co.. boot and
shoe manufacturers caeds meeting OF their creditors
to-day and offered forty conts the dollar; hut the
ere ltors hcld uht for nfty cents. The tOta lhts
Oi ~ hrm are tsdOOoO and the asses about 10000.
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TOHONro, Dec. 2D.lu Mount Forest Yelling
ton county, ON "wednesday night Capt James Parce
who had been separated from his wife for short time
ai emp.wi e. muruer M 81 ps ~, s!ncor Grl,s and
hit sirpdaughirr by shooting them. lie miurf teIy
aierwrd shot hllae.t fatally, Grlss !, IN . critical
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30

About forty laoorer, with SIX horses, snow
pougs aud scrspcrs were NJ wura Yesterday morning
on the laee IN the Central PARK, said We are
nor PAID for this hut do ~ our own accord Derauss
1t ought t. be doue. rne city IL bankrupt ami can't psI
thug"
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Attempt IN A.-,ssinn,c a Ulcrgynau.

IRANrroRD, Ont, Dec. Z0.-A daring attempt
WAS made on Wednesday evening to assassinate Dr.
Armstrong, Episcopal clergyman at Onondags. Two
shots were nred into tho windows his house and one
bullet lodged IA The wall above the sofa ON which he
was lying He rushed OUT ana csugnt Douglas Ohycr,
with revolver In hls hand
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Diphiherin IA spreading IN jersey City. Two
sons Of Mr. Jostp Turner VI d. BOs street ded OF u
On Iucsdsf aud tre third not expected to recover
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Mr James c. Fargo, General Superintendent
OF the American Express Company. deucs the report
that that COMPANY lost large amount money on tho
pih INST ~ r Yurniug OF lhCir safe on thr NcH York
toutral .u Hudson River RlfOad. lie says the tOtsi
lOss viii not exceed t2O,UDO.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30

Troy, Dec. 29.-Iwo men, named Smith and
snyder entered the residence of WIN BoYco, In East
~chOhne, Rensselaer, county, last nigft, Tor the pur
pose ut rubDrry. Troy detectives, who nld becl IN
form d Of the contemplated rald. were Oh hand ana
the thieves were arrested GAG, ttks, nnd bur lara
lhplements we're found m Their possosblOn.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30

Two weeks ago Thomas Arthur, Of Weehaw-
ken, had h< foot crushed by barrel Of OIL His phYs.-
clans advised the amputaion of toes. but Arthur
refused, although he Informed that his life depend
ed on H. On IucsaAy syn poms OF lOckaw were devel-
optd aud on WEDNESDAY night the amputatlon wa per-
formed, out too late lie uied Yesterday.
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Keepers Patrick kivlin, James Boucher Der-
nsrd Lilly, and william Wise Of the Hudson county
penilentary, accused Of purlonng goods belonging to
uo county, have been held Tor TRIAL -Four other i'm.
plcaled keepers arc 70 be arrested
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30

BALTIMORE Dec. se.-lhe boiler of the tug
boat ror SIM h, cant Riehl exploited IN the harbor
TINS morning. son Of Capt Rehl. aged T. Was IN.
htanih tlued Henry Bloc, engineer aud Phlp Hlss.
nouGh, nf- uiAn. we're severely bruised aud sca0cd.
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TcIeernph 70 Con.lnnllnopIe Ip,crrnnlcd


LONDON, Dee. -, Reuters despatch from st.
Petersburg sn>H all the telegraph lines TO Cons,auti
nople nave been Interrupted since Thursday mOIun.
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BUFFALO Dec 20. lhe people of THIS city are
responding monty 10 the appeals of the poor one of
the large stores Of the C1lr Company has been ten.
dcfed 20 tht krhri tomnittce N1h steam power, ior
soup house where over 300 prsons are FED daily aud
receive provisions Tor their flnilles.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30

The amount Of lines collected IA the Police
Courts tne Court Of special Sessions, ana by The War
den OF the cry Prison. imposed IN Police Courts for
the year was fbAlSbaD. The tntN amount ot nnrs
paid u the Comptroller since Nov. ii, 1873 Is an
O1l 10. ''
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LoUIsvILLE, Dec. 2y.-At Augusta, KY. yes-
ttruuy, a yea unknown Young men who were on the
Zee o the ohio river were drowned by the Or kng Of
the sOrgv. Three DOlics were recovered tO-day,
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A British Brig stranded.

BILBAo. Dec. 2S.-Ihe British brig WolfyilIe.
Cspl. ki'dscn from Sew luik, Noy. s. for this port,
has STRANDED OF here ~ lay. All .hg eGeN were safely
landed.
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smnIl-Pox Ncnrn schooI.
HESrCHESTER COUNTY.

In tenement house In Central avsnue, Jersey
CIV irisht-. are ave ci-es OF smallpox. Tue public
school Is a tew doors distant.
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Gov. Bedie SAYS that he intends to respite
Oschwald ana Ryan until the OH Of February. thaj
hr N thor0ughy examine the teslilnony 10 decide
whether " submit II " NE Court VI Errors
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Florida. Disputed Election.

TALLAHASSEE. Dec. 20 The Supreme Court
win certainly b. mere tomorrow, and II Is expected
thst maj solution OF The yexatiOn uncertainties
which now disturb the country viii be arrived ~ far
~ regards Florida.
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IHE LArEsr ON uonLD NEWS.
The Conflict in the French Congress settled
nnd The HmdEcI AdOpted.

VERSAILLES, Dec. 81 The sen ate to-day unnn-
imousy and without discussion adopted the budget as
1t was voted Yesterday by the Dcpuuos. 1t is admitted
on an sides that ycsterdas vote the Chamber Of
deputies caused schsm IN the krpuplCau al0rty,
thr Mud.rates having dehnitcy separated from the
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-12-30

GOODW INES AT 81 25 A Rhine, Sauternes,
sherTes port California All Kinds Of quOTs cheap also
fancy wines and champagne, At II. MOlqulne. Ill Ful-
ton street. and ~ Ann street. DasenenL-Atv.
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WASHrNGrON, Dec. 70 rhe Republican cleo
one Jet by utsacuger
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The Weather O1ice Prediction
Clearing aud coldor, and rising barometer.
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wrsrrSS UNION TrrvonArn COMPANY.



of kffytst4fINffs.
SIR; iavc had ne honor 10 receive your cOmmuni.
Gallon unlrr date ~ Dec 20 inst replying to nine OF
tue III aud enclosing copy OF res luti lis aloptcd hy
the iiuusc on the 20 in.f. which had prcy nsy
seen complete II seems To inst ought a. Justice
to myself to place IA your hands copy Of cuunuui-
cation which sent TO the Chairman Of me judiciary
Committee OF the House while at Washington on
tue Ism lnet., slAu copy OF rt-luftns
adopted py the directors Of the Western Cion 1@.e.
graph Company a. meeting held on Friday, the -
herewith.
have the honor to be very respectfully. your obe.
dent sery mt, WILLIAM ORroS.
The lett TO Chairman Knott and the resolu-
lions referred to have already been published.
MIR. Barnes Is expected to arrive here ~. NOR
row evening: lie cinnOt be brought before the
House until next Tuesday. here will he an
ATTEMPT made 10 make terrtbl. example of
Messrs barnes ana Ofton, but MIR. Orton's letter
to Speaker Randall declaring that politicil
d"sudtsnes filed with tho Western Union relc-
graph Company have been Withdrawn from the
hies and viii not be gwen, shows that the com-
panJ intends to make lght.
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Police Justice Kasmire has been taken to al
asi ,um for the insane on Long Island.
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MADRID, Dec. - Inc Senate has approved
the 1lll concerning guarantees for the CUBAN uan.
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And again, referring to the words Of the Con-
etitutiOn nbnvC ulOted
THE HousE AND rHE rEAEGRaMs
A Recusnnt Witness In CUSTODY Ort0n's
Reply to speaker Randall

Reply To speaker RnndRll
WAsnISoToN. Dec. 29.-Speaker Randall
to-day received telegram from the Hon. W.
H. Morrison, dated at New Orleans this morning,
saying: Deputy Sergeant-at at Arms lett with
Barnes last night, and should reach Washington
OH Saturday morning" In consequence of the
receipt Of this telegram. Speaker Randall, who
hid made arranrenents for visit to Phiadel-
Ihia to-dHy. deferred his departure in order to
preside overt House to-mcrr9w, IN view of
the probable action in the case OF the witness /;
tut should there not he quorum tomorrow,
the subject will 60 over until Wednesday, when
both parties unrticulrrly desire a full attend-
custody. but moi In confinement, and viii be
made COtulprtaule.
speaker Randall has received the following
lottor
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1876-11-27
A BAD FIRE.

Jones. have yoa heard Of the FIRE
that burned Up that mans house and
Iosy
-So. Saith. where vas IT"
Here IN the city"
What misfortune Was lit : house p
-Yez. = nee ho1se and iOt-4 god
ho2e for zuy family
What pity How did thehr take 2
The u4n played Nth FIRE. and tho't-
IeszIy set Il himself"
~Ho. silly Did you .ay the lot was
b1r1sd- 100
Yea l9t and all All gone. sliek and
clean
THAT'S ss1gulzr. Il aust have been
terTIbIy bot fre-znd then I don's
vel - hsr II es1ld b1rn the ID"
We. Il vzz not : Izrgs Ere. nor >
VERY kot Ere I8deed It Ez4 % small
that Il attracted bat IIttle zstenti0n-~
Bet how eozId szeh little FIRE barn
y base and Ios2 Yea hzyeu't told
EeT
s-It barred lsEg tize-11rs than
sEszty yezn-znd tkough il see1ed %
eoazze Esry sl0Ely. yes il vsr. aw@y
z5szt &c kzodrsd and Efty dollzrz'
vsrta syery yezr. untd it Sss ali gone "
I ss't gzits E1derstznd you jet
Tel re al z5ozt Il
well i ~zz kiD1Isd iH ne md of a
ae1. TIE c5zzr esst kiz- he hiaself
tsl5 -. t~elTe ard . kzlf dollars =
Es.th. o. ooe kss3zsd sa1 Efty dollars
. rear zsd thz1 II trestJ-o1s yezrs,
rszH z-sznt % ss.I58. besides al tie
ir.s-ss- sox tks zksle sz= wszidn'l
L fzr frsz $1,000 Thzs voald by :
Sc hszse zod ke, eEsa n Chiezgo. Il
wszI1 pa fsr lzxze fzrz IL re can
E
~Whsw. gzsss Esv ysz =ezn =e.
fsr have ssske1 Es-s tkzs tvezty
yszzzs =. 1sSa't knew i ss@t - Ezek
a. tszs ES5 ! hzse1't zzy kssse a
~ ssn- Have zIvzys rsase1-t1ozghi
~z& 10 poez % 0xn Aozss- AID A.
E>zzse / kzEs b><s bsrzssg i ~
NEz. fssI have b<e1
T5e beys lad be1ser sevsr ~ 81
wkscA so4ES - zz1A, zs1 wksss. fssaZk
4 @sgEs b< 80 s41iiy PIT 81. = - =
EEesy. II sze~ kis15sd. - keep baeEi1s
al s1esr lives.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1876-11-27
TWENTY YEARS AFTER.
HOW ITTIE RoYS TREATED THE COMMON
SCHOOL QUESTION IN 1856. AND HOW
rHEV TREAr 1T Now.

Eow LIrTIE BOYS TREATED THE COMMON
SCHOOL QUESTION IN 1856. ANp HOW
rHKr rREAr IT NOW.
lS56.-A mother is eomhing her boys
hair. l. Is time for him to 20 to school,
But be don't want to 20. His face is
twisted hiieoasly.
Mother-Stand still. Tommy. or |
wva't get your hair eOmbed in time for
school.
Tenmy-I don't care
MOsher-what's that Don't talk
ike that, You do want to go to school.
Tommy-NO. | don't teether.
MOsber-But hOw will yOu get an ed
ucation If yOu don't 20 to schoOls
T0mmy-I don't want no education.
MOther-If you don't 90 to school
now, when you have got the chance. you
viii grow up ignorant and when yeu
are man you will have to do the CON-
mOOess work. But if you 20 to school
and mind your mother and teacher. yeu
viii grow up wise and respected.
TOmuy-I'd rather dig bitches for 5
living when was = nan than 20 TO an
old school all the time
MOther-There. Now you start your
boots. or I'll start then for you
He started them himself
lS7S-A mother Is coming her boys
hair. 1t is time for him to 90 to school.
Bat BE doesn't want to 60. His face Is
twisted hideously.
Nother-StAnd still. Tommy. or
won't get your hair oombed in tine fer
school.
Touuy-0h. sheet the school
MOther-What are yOu talking about ?
Tonny-Cheese Il
Msther-T TR0zGs :
Touuy-Go soft
NOther-I an not pulling your hair.
want you 70 20 TO school and Be >
great nan when YOU grow up.
Tonuy-Wipe Of your chin. ma
Nother-My chin There's nothing
On NJ chin, yOung nan. and l don't
want any more fooliug from you Your
father Is doing everything be can to get
you Al education. that you may grow up
not 70 Be shame TO Us, and here YOU
are not BIZ grateful
Touny-Tel pa to pull down his
vest
Mother-Pull down his Tezt2
Touny-Yes. or 20 hire hall
Mother-Hirs hall 4? Well. never
Not SATISFIED With = three story brick
sckool-house- heated with furnace, but
Ee must 20 and hire hall for you
Well. / declare,
T0Euy-O. ma what = uuf you Be /.
And he dzrted from the house, lezy-
ing the amazed woman staring 81 the
door through which he disappeared. With
extended 1outh--Dasbsz-y Ness.