The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1876-03-03
NEW NOR'-WESTERS.
Honor and shame from no condition spring

Honor and shame from condition spring,
Keep all you get and go for everything.
Isn't an aim without name synonymous
with an ominous Anonymous?
Tweed has solved the problems ofrapid
; transit, large profits, and no returns.
MIR. Billings has sagely remarked that
no one but pauper can afford three dogs.
Always laugh at your own jokes ii
you want anything well done, do it your
self.
Ohio tramps club together for protection
and march over the country like bodies of
soldiers,
The Khedive Of Egypt has legislated
the Mohammedan calendar out of his do
minions.
st. Anthony's Falls Minneapolis, have
receded 1900 feet since Hennepin first set
eyes upon them.
Stuart Robson will produce Bret Harte's
new comedy at the Union Square Theatre,
under his own management, next summer.
He lay in his little bed in Northern In
diana. He read his little novel. He smok-
ed his little pipe. There was little left of
him.
An enraged correspondent of the New
York Sun says Beeeher is the ablest preach
er i'll the world, and the meanest man ON
the continent
Massachusetts occupies about half of
all the space allotted to fine arts, and more
than half of that allotted to educational at
the Centennial.
| -Downington, Pa, calls it can encour-
aging revival" when three preachers have
worked all winter to convert one alderman
and an old woman.
| Gen. Mcclellan was offered $25, 900
per year to 60 to Brazil. 1t was a big offer,
! but he didn't want to wait ten years for
his pay and then take it in corner lots.
| The Emperor and Empress of Brazil will
arrive in this country some time in the COM
ing month. The Emperor will travel under
the name of Dom Pedro de Alcantara.
The first fruits Of leap year shines forth
in the case of Miss Belle Harper, of Fair
haven, West Virginia, who shot q man be-
cause he refused her offer Of marriage.
| Chinese banks do not fail, for very
simple reason. Some five hundred years
ago bank suspended, and the next morn
ing all the directors heads were cut off.
"A Catholic priest has established a
iiiAoofou dAiOhS VI tAC alCblC
circle. He travels over an immense district
with sledges, sleeping nights under snow
| hut.
That popular song, "Tommy Make
Room for Your Ante,' is said to have been
| Schenck, author Of the american Poker
Player
| "A Sunday sermon in a Japanese church
never lasts over twenty-five minutes. 1t
hardly pays TO scrub a boy up to send him
to church. but such short sermons leave the
men plenty of time to go fishing.
1t takes the Chinese to bring out the
inherent beauties of that favorite ballad
"How doth the little busy bee -
How belly small chin-chin sting bug
Im-in-prove ebly sixty mint all time.
Go. pickee up sting bug juice all day,
All kin places loun fowes just got busted.
Mckee paid his lawyers a fee of $f5,-
600. Mcguire concluded to save that and
pay it on his fine, which is very wise
thing to do. If the court gives h1m the
full benefit of the law it will only be $780,
900. The remaining $1,000 will keep him
the penitentiary.
Because his wife made his overalls an
inch too short Mr.. Silas Wilder, of East
Lyndon, Vermont, stabbed that unfortunate
lady, knocked down his father, killed his
mother and hanged himself. What he
would have done had the overalls been two
inches too short we dare not conjecture.
DIR. Russell, of the London Times, says
that the Lucknow of mutiny fame has fairly
been improved off the face of the earth.
Hundreds of acres Of houses have been
1 ] s.-4-
$4,000 people in Lucknow. Next to the
Presidency cities, it is the first in India.
AT Saarbruck, where Louis Napoleon's
| boy had his ' baptism of fire, there stands
a stone post in which brass plate is set,
bearing in German the inscription, "Lulu's
First Debut. August 2, 1870" The tourists
! have Clipped the post all over, and cut up
| the trees that formerly shaded "Lulu," into
souvenirs.
| Marshal Soult, once showing the picture
| he stole in Spain, stopped before one and
remarked "I value that picture very
much it saved the lives of two estimable
persons" An aid-de-camp whispered in
the listeners ear: ''He threatened to have
them both Immediately shot unless they
gave it up .~-s..- -e...-...
The discovery recently made in Cali
| fornia that Chinaman can have very
considerable portion of his brain shot away
without suffering any material inconyen-
ience moves the New York Times to sug-
gest that Cinnamon be provided for the
pistol practice of insane men like Lands
and Scannell. The suggestion is good
one-for all but the Cinnamon.
While we are having a snowless win-
ter, the South of Europe has had an exper-
/ S.f4 na +hn nth inSf
| there was snow foot deep In Madrid a
circumstance almost unprecedented, and it
was still showing. At the same date the
town of Mepde, in the department of Lozere,
France, was completely surrounded by it,
and all access had been cut off for three
days.
One of the most curious things at the
| Centennial Exposition will be an archi-
tectural plan Of the city of Mexico. Its
dimensions are three hundred and thirty by
two hundred and thirty one feet. 1t will
display all the characteristics of the city,
and will be peopled by sixty thousand lead
en- figures dressed in appropriate costumes,
some for the opera, ball, and social party,
and other vending fruit and ice cream, car
ry:ng baskets, and rolling barrels. In the
streets will be one thousand nine hundred
coaches, an equal number of other vehicles,
and lot of artillery pieces. Some of the
most noted citizens of Mexico are at the
head of the undertaking.
| A remedy for a very distressing CON-
plaint is given below, copied from the Bos-
ton Globe, and is given for what it is worth;
To the Editor of the Globe:
SIR: Will you insert in the daily OF
weekly, for the benefit of those who suffer
fiom dyspepsia or indigestion, that four ta-
blespoonfuls OF lime water, mixed with a
glass of cows milk, will cure the worst
form of the above distressing disease in a
few days. know by experience, being a
sufferer for three years. The first dose act
ed like magic, and have felt like new
born man ever since, which is some weeks
ago. 1 saw the recipe in the Scientific
Americae issued few weeks ago. If you
knew the terrible suffering of this disease
you would not hesitate to insert it.
Gr1Y,crpTpER