The Arizona sentinel., 1876-06-03
MISCELLANY.

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ments which ladies put on frs
when dressing.
| A Kentucky judges has decid
ed that a man has no right to har
ness his wife to q plOW, no. no
even with a mule. And yet WO
men complain that they have nC
rights.
An Illinois farmers wife de
clares to goodness" that, after al
the pamphlets which have been
written about egg-laying,si can't
see that the hens take h0d and
do bit better than they Used &c
twenty years ago.
A man who was recently hang
ed in Canada for killing h.S land
lord made a speech on the caffOld,
in which he expressed q hope
that "this might be waning to
other landlords who persfted in
dunning their poor tenau8."
The fact, which just trnspires,
that Philadelphia has g surplus of
1000 females, suggests he gloO-
my reflection that the Quaker Ci-
ty had motives aside from patriot
ism in getting up the Centennial
Exhibition. .-BCst0n Transcript.
A writer in the Phiadei hia
Item states that the silly fashion
of ladses exchanging kisses when
ever they meet, if it be every day
in the week, is going out Of fash
ion. 1t was always ems dered a
prOdigal and unWarraUta0Ie waste
of sweetness.
A Fifth avenue lad', On a visit
to Europe, has left two poodles in
charge of a dog doctr95s, for the
keeping of which sh5 IS to pay
5000 yearly, and provide a CARR,
age once month in which the
pets are to be aired.
The girl who can Eut a square
patch on a pair of parsaIOons may
not be so accomplished a one who
can emhr0ider aud work green
w0rsted dogs on blue ground, but
she VIII be more useful at i1e
head Of large family N o. H.
Dlsb5lcuH.
Miss Shhelton of Marshall,
iowa, could not get damage Of
her -c-sHsa over in a breacl b,
promise suit, but she could la
did throw red pepper in his eyes
as he was going 0u Of the court
room.
An old mans advice to young
man is . Don't love two girls at
once.-Love is a god thing, but
it is like butter in w,rm weather.
1t won't do to keep too much on
hand at once"
The value of a s0len kiss is to
be determined IN Bl0oklyn, where
a young lady sues a forest for
snatching q salute from her two
lips while ne was pilning to her
sacque nosegay ste had purchas-
ed. The price demanded is $5,-
600.
A man with q LITTLE child in his
arms ran down the hill to catch
the moving train at Hastings,
New YORK, and, kFmping at the
handrail of the fir ear, stumbled
and fell with the d underneath
him. With gf4 presence of
mind he lay fat Shis face hold
ing the child, VIE the wheels of
five cars srcapeE slis body, and
the axles brushe lis hair.
At a prayer-ns ting the other
evening g brOtMr, who was re-
lating his expe# nee, bore testi-
mony to the fac hat religion had
o great deal to lin sire E,.la0-
ing ans c0t ge, and added
''i ueE r had srun for nv life
but ?, and tN. was the second
week Gtter I w married. Il She
hadn't stumbled aud broken her
neck don't hn!eve pd be here
now,
Old Mr.. Grfwser, wnO lives III !
Roxbury, creaef considerable ex.
citement IN hurch last Sunday
afternoon. Turing the sermon
the old gentleman dropped asleep,
with his beat resting on the back |
of the pew; his nose, by some
means, got Wedged into the book
rack in such /. manner that it was
impossible fr him to free himself |
without hep. He snorted and
banged roum till the sexton split
open the radz and got his nose out
in a damaged cOndition.-BoStO1a
Sunday Tines.
The MeltOurne Herald of March
3Ist had tlis: "a rumOr is cur
rent in Melbourne to-day that w.
M. Tweed the gigantic New York
swindIer, md chief of the Tam
many Rig, arrived from San
Francisco n the last mail steam
er, and has been seen in this city.
The detect yes have received the
informatien, and taken the matter
in hand The authorities have
been c0T9 ro5Jnioefpd with from