The Republican journal., 1876-10-05
Facts and Eancies.

Joseph Iialdem Of Eric County ''sbot eleven
squirrels in four Shots 1t looks as if Joseph
Haddem in close quarters.
a sensitive Old bachelor says that pretty girls
always affect him as ornamental confectionery
ooes-they give HIM the heartburn.
Victor Hugo wrote TO a "fraternaI banquet''
| OF Worklngnen that he couldn't be present. but
sent them "a shake Of his hand from the bot
| tom of his heart"
'Ihat's carving the thing too far,you know"
as the man said when he got OFT the ears ut the
centennial and found his trunk had gone on to
Pittsburg.
! Byron wrote, "Iiow sweet TO hear the watch
! dogs honest bark" From which we infer BY
| ron never attended midnight sociabe in Il
| farmers melon patch.
The ladies Of California 20 out on horseback
to hunt foxes. They generally return Oh foot.
| or carried across mule, ana the fox sits on
the distant cliff and grin, grim grin.
| A lawyer at the bar was held to be in con-
| tempt for simply making Il motion in court |.
was aSccrtained, however, that he made a mo-
! ton to throw All inhsand ut the head of TIE
| Count.
young man called ON Il lady friend SUNDAY
| evening, but As he happened 10 sit down in Il
chair where the eat WAS t"king nap. he mere
| " stopped To remark, Jupiter" and hurried
back home.
Our military manWuvre>. Irish drill ser
| @eaht to squad Of nilitiamen-"Pr's'nt Rims"
| Astonishing RESULT 'l!N ms! what Il 'pri>in'!
| Just step out here now, an !oOk at yer>iycs"
| Punch.
1t is really Il source of qualification to none
OF Us to witness the misery depicted in the face
OF the Republican candidate who has been
challenged by his adversary to repeat the Lords
Prayer.
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;, ,iGn. "nvh nc s~lovhtu ~ ne aih' puL humanity
hair and wondering why he imported mosquito
seed. Fulton Times.
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and Iarhin" in rrtrrnri.e this s',-"n wiih wii'a
hot summer ir>; en,i.i .,nJ - i't ni'.ti, - ~
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w by Is 1t that man always leierS knocking
the ashes OFT his cigar until they have fallen in
side his vest, and a woman always teartully de-
TINT She had jntrn6n1 tn hrin, thm.n hn,,,n
ul:uts in thn nnxtG,y. illus '''''e 'io''20
Nv hats the dllrcnce,' asked Centennial
visitor. pointing to Memorial HAL, what , the
difference between that building and a Vein in
young lady'S ann ''Nhy, onc'> an art gal
lery and the others Il gal artery =" They carried
him OFF i'll AN ambulance. Conf. Adv.
A young man doesn't ,hivcr half So much
these September mornings, when the raw
morning air chill, his blood, tS he does long
after breakfast when be goes into the closet
and takes down the suit he Wore tl,t winter
and tries to soc il there isn't enough of if left
TO clean with bcnzine, and patch itself into pas
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struck with full force nearly all the afternoon,
what BUSINESS he'd Ike To follow when he grew
III TO tr u man. "NclL' said the lal pop
wants me to be a lawyer. but guess il I'VE got
TO ST IN th" sun all nay lir, Id rather drive an
Ice cart
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time Nh Greclty received the following lacouic
eplstie: Dear Sr-l have succeeded in col
Letting my half Of that claim. Tn" balance j.
hopeless
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