, 1876-02-14
THE CITY.
GENERAL NEWS,

wAs tried down, VA at brtt nnconeo9Ap'e. bot
finally oomfostcd hsrhclf By rejecting that II bad
bsen written, "Dlassed arc thsy that dis tn tho
lard"
Tho Coroner csllod Il this Office yesterday to
Bhow the editors sone certificates b. dise1n'
sutshsd German eavAnt, which went to prove
{or ut least to aasest) that .herr was nothing 10
effective and at tho same time 10 aafo for kln-
ding allow l1roa ~ kerosene.
Owing to tho ml1dness Of tbs present winter,
The daughters OF plumbers and coal-dealers arc
not as much coufiod In society 40 thes nave neen
in previous seAkous. On tho Other hand. tho
children Of icn-deaoIs aro everywhere tssatod
With marked consideration.
A revival is about 10 bo organized in a promi-
nent West Side church. II ia proposed to co1'-
duct It upon business principles. Each convert
will be presented with chrome, anu tnete w
clubs. Thu EYaogclasts have ns travelling
agents.
A asroug-rninded woman on Page asrott
spends her days In lamenttng hor unharpy fate.
.'Wheu," she sayB, II rccoifoct that might
Hon 70 tho Advisory Council, and 10 had
nhsnco Of finding out Ill nbont the Heecher
scandal, it sometimes appeasa to me ~ It l had
bcen createa IN yasn."
4 welI-meanlng Deacon Of Evanston told his
preacher last ueok that tho congregation felt
solved to give htm uonatnn-party; but tho OK
parienced Clergyman repliod that ho hoped they
wouldn't Rtye hm donatlon-party, because
times were hard and It mas NJ much as he could
do to feod lis own family.
"Thoso ia great deal Of truth In tho old
prnvorb, At.er All," BAld 1uorchant Saturday
who had just failed for large amount, al. alter
settling for 10 cen.e on tho dollar. he came INT
Of the bank where he had just been dopottinE
$4,000 to the credit Of big wife. What oIa
whom be had mado tho remark. 20, thc ono
that seys composition ,B the lilo Of t1adc." re-
pl,ed tho ,neoIvont, a. ho hurried Away TO Look
It = now trostet that he thought lB could now
Afford to purchase.
The Auxiliary Section No. L. Temperance
Radicals, bod meeting at No. 500 West Midi
son streot yehserday afteluoon 10 ill sereral Of
fees made vacant by designations, and
to transact tho usual business. Tho realR-
read and notice was givon that tho vacancy
would be tlltod 1t the next meeting. W. NJ.
De chor was elected Recording Secretary, and G.
II. Delcher, Treasurer. Ino other b.iasness wan
Of = routine character, antl 'ntersperaed With
music aud shott addresses. at tho c!osa Of tho
exercises quite nu1nher came forward and
siGnsd the pledge.
The other night q MERCHANT, prince on Wcat
AdRms street attended 4 church meeting and
made xn eloGuent speech. As ia often tho habit
oi men accustomed to lay down tho law. he
bmphAszed each scntoncs or Important word by
tapping With bis knuck1es on tho table. Wlich
moved young man not aa yet . merchant prince
tmpassoned flights: "Cash!l" Tho ofrcos
Asa electrical. But that merchant prucc Bayn
ihnt, II they 90 Htnart and light-heasted then
thoy had bsttor lift that cIlurch-aebt themselves,
and buy tho new organ without any Of his mo'.ey
s-shAt's all.
cute1sd = fashionable snoemakor's storo on
Htate ntrset and ordered throo paira OF shoos.
"8amc size as usual, Mr.. Vohil!" quesed tho
cordualner, politely. as ho recorded tho order In
announced Of Miss De GAY and Sir. Kani1. We
aways ttought-thas is, hayo heard 1t mon
toned In tho most fashionable clroleH-thst you
weto 10 DO tho happy man." "fes. d-bless
once. aad il I'd known as mich then as I ao
now Id bo ten corns ahead and don't know
how many profane swearinEs Let EN- out
threo or four reefs this ttMe-mate On four
sizes larger; I don't caro- Il am q bAohoior.
replied ths uuhappy young mau.
rRoMo1isu gcoHour.
An economical young maa oil Sheldon e!reet,
who s cultiyatiug. tho affections OF an e!igibln
quite enough to have to tsy 70. tAeaslo .icaels
and supper without going to tho cxpeueo OF
hack, has coutslred m ingenious plaa to saliafy
his sweetheart. tic tlrus the conversation upon
1ecklessnesa with which the patients arc
conveyed to tho hospital, instancing
caso that came to bis onra
that very day how young gentleman and Indy
Of tho hlghoBt famieE tools q carriage to 20 to
tho thsatre few evenings, beforo,-a carriage
that had been employed but q Tow hours before
10 carrying smallpox patlont 10 tho pestlollsc,
The consequence Of which was that they wote
young MN dying ID fearful tormentn and tho
youug wcmAn. II aho recoscrs, which is doubt
full, losing ono eya aud being .tisisuicl
Tor lito; py this Time that souug xon-
An on Park aronna haB turucd ~ pain
es. shc conveniently can, and hor
hair would be standing Gu end wero it not jute,
and 60 when 1t IL time to 20 to tlo theatrc, anu
theyoung 1nhn saya ho Will step around to ASH
for wotlds; lot us 10 In tho strectcars. for ne
will eee 40 many funny people, and it will aave
70 much moro nouey for US w,leu we so houAe-
keeplng." ana tho young man. alter faint show
COURSE II Jou prefer It," etc.
SANIAu THE uAEY,
A young couple on Ontario street have been
engaged TOT so1no timo tast in Irving 10 lnd .
proud mother. who likes to read noycln aud
make big blaci marks down tho raSe basdo un,-
aoEiined passages With tl1o pensiled remark !:
"How truoi" "swaes!", "oh .yeHl" nrnt
ths father objected 10 this, as it was too ren.l.
mentA! = name. Said he: eve ought
70 ~ md assure his prospects, IN his:
"q s.!i n% EDrsH @ a. Abaelc;h alter
marking thlt hs unclo VAS like tho rest OF the
family (hs.o tho husband flushed aud bit hia
up), pretty closo, aud it would bc Just like hst
uesnness to do and lssvo the poor little toot'
ay-pootsoy-muzzery-moo nothing. "1f we
mnst call it-beas ita 'tty heart-after any ol
our people. lot Us nanc 1t Jeremiah, for my Ann!
Je1,1eha. 'Hotler your Aunt JesuahR!" exclaimed
the husband, "ehe went to your elstor CarEy's
md l.ved there for iye months. and all she ever
gsyo the baby wsn ora Of thoso plata1 inslga
that cout tho batbers $500 dozeu. Lots call
him EAhu Il Waahburno-thas1 tho nalne
Of Z lsreAt htatesmau." NO. said Lis
vito, softIy. with her eyea cast down
aud ; iondor 'lueh lnaut!lng her check
'but aupposs We chrascn the lttlo toady-
poady 1Icnry Ward DsccheE, or name bin,
after that young ,niuinior of OUTS who used
to oo hero 10 much Last susuuler rhen You
were travelling in Nebraska" Finally,
Afier tho happy mother had nearly criod
her eyes out, aud tia happy father hid slept OF.
tho sofa for two nights white. .ninged neacs
once more bfocdsd down uppo tho houaehold.