The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-03-23
PENMSYL HANLA DEITSH
BREEF FUN SAMMY SCHNITzLER.
DUNNERsBARRICK Martz der 2O,'76.

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Now is my fortune secured. Wann
mer amohl shmart g'nunk is os mer vase
we mer de 6nansa regulate, dino is mer
all right. Doh hob iCh now all my lava
hort g'shafft for n living maucha, un de
Fanny aw, aver now bin ich tzuletsht uf
der plan kumma os mer de shpondoolics
aw shaft. Un ich hob now i'm sin amohl
rous kumma in shtyle. Ich bau iner n
grose booka-shtanich house NIT a man
sard shornshte druf, un 3 muss aw an
neies shtore-carpet nj un a sofa un a
grose shpiggle CLAWS NIT gilt frame, un
g muss mer aw anes fun denna bellnap-
pers on de fudder deer for drau tzuppa
os es inwendich kleppert. Un de Fanny
grickt sich aw n nier bonnet un anes fun
denna fashionable dressa os so teght iv.
yer tz warrich uf de front fun body
g'shpont is un de balance fun shtuft hinna
uf g'piled. Ich kawf mer aw a paWr
match geil un grick mer n gentltmon os
hoch shtete in der grose Afrikawnish
family for de geil tenda. Hno hasst's
nimmy Sammy Schnitzler, aver Samuel
Snitzler, Esq, Wann ich un de Fanny
dino ais in de kaerrich game don nemma
mer n sitz forna drau un by uns selwer.
Unser kinner darfa dino nimmy shWetza
NIT denna chaps no drous rumm shpringa
NIT era hem-shwenslin hinna nous
henka.
Aver, we will ich all des du? Ich will
der now amohl der secret gevva. Ich hob
my mind uf g'maucht os iCh n Bank
shtarta will, un os ich i'm sin hob Sc sell
wer tzu bossa un runna.
According tzu soundy Grant republic
an banking principles un financial policy
muss mer yusht n bona capital hawa-
I'm 3 maucht nix GUS we long os de ben
der runna-we lenger we besser. An
bond for a daussend dawler os mer ON
arshta. Moy betzawla muss-in anne
monat-so anes is nix w@rt we'll nix doh
is for y betzawla-kea shtamps. Aver n
bond os runn'd bis g yohr ninetzea hun
merit, so anes is n feel besser investment,
we'll mer net vase eb g goot is odder net
bis de tzeit kummt-in feer un tzWansich
yohr.
Now der weag we ich my bank shtarta
will is ces doh: der nawma derfu is de
Sammy SChnitzler Banking Company, un
de members fun der company sin ich un
de Fanny. Well, dino du ich n bond uf
fila for fuftsich daussend dawler in favor
fun der company, un sell du ich dino
sigma uf my individual responsibility.
Don dut de Fanny aw era raindividual bond
gevva in favor fun der company, un de
tzwea bender amounta tzu a hunnert
daussend dawler, un sell is dino der re-
serve capital fun der Bank-un we'll s
gor net de calculation is os mer de ben
der yeamohls betzawla muss, is de Bank
yusht so goot os anes fun denna National
Banks os nix hen fun capital except ben
der
Aver mer muss aw a wennich cash
hawa. Well, sell con mer raisa so boil os
de lett amohl kumma NIT era deposits,
un wann iCh amohl advertise os de Bank
n sounder capital hut fun hunnert
daussend dawler uf n per, namenty bond
investment, dino sin de leitaw g'satisfed
os de Bank sound is, un sell fetched aw
plenty depositors.
Suppose aver Sc wella amohl ufreerish
w@rra un run maucha uf de bank; sup
pose Sc kumma NIT era checks un wella
s geld all rous tzcega, wass dino? Eli don
du ich eva anes fun denna bobbeerlin
uf de front deer tacka un shreib druf:
Temporarily suspended" Dino grab
ich all s cash un gebs der fraw os Sc s
uf h@bt so os mer ebbas hut wann mer
alt sin Dino sawga de lett mer is shmart
-wann mer vase we mer 81 sock full
geld shteckt os onner lett g'hared. Dino
is mer fit for n hoch Office in der kaer-
rich; dino shtet mer n chance for n fet-
ty office fun Grant-of course wann mer
ehrlich divide NIT sina deputies-siner
fraw odder sein bruder odder NIT m
BabbellnapcoCk-ich glawb sell odder eb-
bas so is 81 nawma. Dino is mer n tip
top gooter Republican un fit for Posht |
M@shter odder Congress odder ennich
ebbas os shmaltz hut.
Ich con der my gonser plan aver net
gevVa desmohl-ich muss n s arsht de-
velopa, mer muss net tzu feel saWga
wann mea n grosser Republican financial
shkeem uf hond hut, for wann mer tzu
feel sawgt kennt anne n nook nj falla
lch denk feel aver iCh sawg wennich, un
iCh glaWb 3 besht os ich du con for de |
woch is dar breef now closa un init gros-
ser reshpeCt tzu sawga no more at pres
ent fun SAMMY SCHNITzLER,
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