, 1876-01-23

L. HUA1OR-
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The Lady Of Lyona-A lonesA
Noah's dove brought tho first green-baek."
A dead hen is better than q Lire ons shs will
lay wherever you put her.
Why is Iady's deshabiIe like tho n,i1kmsn !?
Because 1t Is morning wrapper.
Seeing is not believing. There ara many men
you can eee, aud yet cannot believe.
Laborers in tho Michigan woods are working
for their board. That's what ths woods arc for,
We bel1eFe. -~3<+,-4-..,. r
+"All is Eanlt5, :" remarked tinua1e-peddler,
tho other day Whnts hfe to me. anyhos, but
boiler and tin sell ?"
An alternative-The legal course which is
open to England II ti,s hhedlyo don pay his
luterest-Sue his canal>-Iunch.
Charles is mad because they have stack
lsmp-post on h.s corner. Ssys it's none Of tha
towns biz what time he comes homo nights.
A man in San Francisco has invented ms
chino fot reducn: refractory orey. He should
apply it to the Yals and Harvard Boat Clubs.
Some peopIs will be ororpoiita. Don't trou-
Bile yourself. I can find the way myself" "Oh!
nonsense, my dear. I'm very pioased, inaeed, to
shoH you CUT" ..s~.-
A New Hampshire roan senGs fourteen Of his
cMtulsn ~ ~ one scuooi. auu *nsn aey eomnlno
bet upon the result.
nnot1 IL inc uinefence octweoa pro!aoe man
and an Old toper2 Only that the one swears
often times IN the cou1so OF q month, aDd the
other swears OF ten times during tho came pc
Rod
Detroit policemen don't seem to be very good
ua5ksmen. 81 uaut you either to hit me or
stop making such blamed racket" said
thief in that city, at whom 4 policeman Was
shooting.
Wn eannot he too care.n1 how re n1,v will,
the Eoriish lanpnara. lno aav msrred iaJy.
Of Tranton wh,a s6mirine the iaIls from Var
b,1rton ayenua br,dce. remarkel. ..Isu't that
DIM n;ce,"
i've 7,u.o,.,z.:..
befoIo the lootipe glass wrestliue with = shirt
when ,elcct that I never yet had = shirt
to st me in the neck, it feenls ~ If NY life had
bean f.iIure.s'
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.,.;d Maas IL w ypu ino1n+ soo metls :ascal e.
ciaimed an 'ndtslaaa! 20 an impuaent 1outn who
..nh n,l,;,,.- 1 nvo 1 ron ~ ~" , sslee..
fortune, and father to1d mo to selza hold Of the
frat thing that turned up"
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,tt:nr ~ bis cIothes ..thprs a;n't ~ n,1c, "a ~
an reeas vet can r ri II nng W. pso.n o.
,rdt 9th 1.~sr
an - ca,,y ~ 1toan4 "stu 1s 1s uom VAIL
Peop'e ~ 1H4AA : eSo AN'Ae '''" e'o'a'
Lord Clare, who WIS much opposed to Cur
rnn, one day brought Newfoundland dog upon
tue peocn ana en uulnE e9.n tho speSen' 1nrneo G
s Aa!ae 4uu ~ - sas ~. ~n11a.. S"s.ss, y ~
.toh11 ~ +i.n,.,s,s1 - a., a4'u
Aoso ~ G.a' ~ arabe 49,. p1s1gn LIN;
"1a tne ieJuae' A'oousn' 'ooa AoAuso'p
"es III eonso''a'4on
Two white boys and negro in Gerard went
possum hunting, the negro furnishing the dogs.
Next day the darky was asked how tnoy came out.
''Kocht four possuns." "Well. what did you
get:" "Dunno, Massa, yer ses wes gwine in
cahoot, and Aocht four poasums. Mars Jim tuck
TWO anu Mas MacA Two: ano ~ Wes Gwlna IN
cahooe, tecon qua 10 caooo'- -eos""aoaS
18a.} enquirer
While some boys we're skating on one OF the
slips up the river, gentleman noticed one On
tns bapk who looked longlnsIy, but who had no
means Of enjoying ,he sport well, bub,
Invent you any Akatas I" aaked the man. ~Eo,
sir" '.Why no: :" "'Cause mothor eays I
amt prepared to die, and father says he needs
the money to buy him some uulersh1rts!" was
the lonesome reply. -~.>--