The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1876-11-18

10 the SnONiuPTS. anu 5000 lHillcS
will have to take off all IN cir cloth
es in order to get on their gloves.
It may he accepted as a maxim,
that, 10 man of @thetic nature.
no women ever looks lovely while
in the act Of fatteniug her nose
against the window Ola horse car,
in order to catch a glimpse Of
dog fight.
An Atkinson girl ate four pound
Of wedding cake in order that she
might dream of her future huS-
band. And now she says money
wouldn't hire her to marry the
man she saw in that dream.
Nobody likes to he nobody: but
everybody is pleased to think
himself somebody. And every
body is somebody; Int when any
body thinks himself to he some
body, he generally thinks every
body else is nobody.
A three year old boy in west
wardsborO. Vt. wandered into p
field recently, where he met and
played with two wild hears The
beasts did him TO harm. though
they had been killing sheep in
the region.
A wag tried 70 annoy a popular
preacher ny asking him whether
the fatted calf of the parable was
male or female. "Fpmale. 10 he
sure" was the reply; "fOr I see
the male" looking the questioner
full in the face, yet alive in the
flesh before me-"
A breed Of dogs without tails
has been discovered in the int
rior Of Africa; and how the mis-
chievous boys there utilize old tin
kettles and fruit cans, We cannot
pretend to say.
A philaDthrOpist goes to Boston
every day from one of the suhur-
ban villages, and takes with him
a basket of choice fruit, which he
distributes among the children in
the streets
A coastirg vessel Of 100 tons, at
Hartford, Conn, is owned and
commanded by woman, her two
daughters being the crew. When
her husband. the captain, died
five years agn there was a debt of
$1,000 on the vessel, hut the plucky
women have paid it off.
There are six hundred finger,
nail doctors in Paris, yet all their
combined skill can not trim a nail !
so as TO reach the place between !
the shoulder blades that sinladen |
man have been trying to scratch |
every since Adam went out Of |
Eden on a writ of eiectl3ent.
According to Her Scheckelhei-
mer. the celebrate d ant0m0@olist. |
a flea takes inst go bites before |
h3 is satisfied. Therefore, when |
you have counted that number
you can turn over and sleep in |
peace, provided thore are no more !
fieas arOund
Some Of the papers have a story
to the effect that John Jacob As
tor and \. T Stewart met at the
river StyX and had some trouble |
with the fprryman about getting
across; WhereupOn Stewart adVis- |
ed that they hold on little as
Vanderbilt would he there pretty |
soon ard start an opposition line: |
then they could get through |
cheaper.
A naturaliZpd citizen was taunt- |
ed not long since as being for
eigner "Sir" replied our friend. |
az came here with my pants on
You came here naked. | came |
here by choice; You because you
could not help it, That is the
only difference between us. 9th
erwise I am good an American as
you are ~ O. PjcoyaD9e.
A Brooklyn Dutchman who |
held his hand for seven hours
against the bunghOle Of a cash Of
valuable wine. in ord ar 10 prevent !
the loss of the precious liquid. has
just been married to a ri0h widow.
She evidently saw in the incident |
a stability of character and perse-
verarce of purpose which COM
mended him highly to her.
This note from Chicago girl to !
her lover was made public through |
a lawsuit: Dear Samin. Pap's !
watermillions is ripe. Come and |
bring some poetry like You
brought afore Ny love for you
will ever flow like water running
down later row. Bring a piece |
as long as You arm, and have a
heap more about them raving rim
elets and other sweet things. |
Come mex Sunday and don't fule |
me-"