, 1876-01-30

MISCELLANEOUS NOTES.
1lisa-fts-A young lady in apasm8~
s+Don't let's hayo any words abort il, !" n tho
man said whea be dodgea tha dictionary his rife
th1eU at him. w
"The social element in business affairs fS
the pleasant way in which the aaisor alludes to
the female drummer question.
An Iowa Postmaster couldn't balance his 10.
counts until his wife remembered thai aha Ab~
sorbed s36 to buy dress With
The ladies' OF St. Joseph. No. wear blue 6i1k
j" ga1ter- bands" cut Pompadour, SO "a to givo
the knee-joints freq play when they fea1 lka
kicking.
The frst fruits Of leap-yaar shine forth il
the case of auss Bells Harper, OF F2irharsn.
". Va. who shot man because ha refused bar
offer Of marriage -~.+-~
When alr. Frink, Of st. Louis. hupE himself,
his wife had only one complaint to make 40
left the soap in the wash-d,sh and NO good hn&~
band will do that.
"Four dzess." said husband to his faah-
ionable wife, will never please the men," -
don't dress to please the men," wAa tbs 1sply+
but to VorTy other Women"
The s1t-dovn question is asitating the uhols.
country. The st. Louis store girls inslst upon
reclining On lounges aud reading novels Wills
the customers are examining goods
4 lecturer in Missouri, whoae subject Wa
'tTha Physical Degeneracy Of Women qNnt-
relied wieh his breakfast LAST Wednesday uaoen-
ing, and hsd his nose spread ove1 his right eyo bF
the lsndl6ly.
An exchange tells about girl Of yeara WIND
went to ueighbors house and remarked, " Win
you please let me Sec your partor carpet for
Auutie. says it makes her aick eYaky tiuas aha
comes here I"
Exploring waist places, said John Henry, ~:
he put bis arm around the pretty chambatma,d.
" Navigation OF tha 'air, " said Mrs. Henry, osar-
hearing hun. aud sailing into his raven curls.-
Cincinnati Times
Augustus Oh, Adele, Adele, why cast my
love away for sordia wealth7 Why, he's in his
second childhood" Adele" But, Augustus,
childhood is 60 sEest, and think Whist exparisncs
in childhood he has already nal"
The New York Herald talka shout tho axtrsar-
dirary patience OF ; Dominic hen On china
egg. Probably tha Herald never SAW = Iona
woman, lato at nlaht, standing behind tbs front
door with pair Of bzass tonga.-& Louis Re-
publican
A man went homo tho other ereatng, sn6
window with considerable difficulty, he found On
table 3 note from hia wife: - hays gone ontS.
you wilt find the door. ke5 On ono side Of thN
doorstep" -~--~
Ayoung lady in Lawrence, Kan., dropped het
handkerchief in the street, and il hlaE cloHe to
the dangerous opd Of = Iu11a- The young mnn
who picked it up will not send her his photo To-:
q feW days, ~ be doeao't look we'll with his oht2
under his ear
Helmbold stated. On his lunacy examinaoon-
that $50, 00 q year Was none too much Tor biz
wife to spend, that she waa tho best uonaan IL
the world, and that be intended that she ahoudd
hold tile parse. What WoLoan eau put hsx hAnd
On her heart and declare that that u1An 8 in24ne1
When the Princess Alexandra beard that heH
uknN r$,a of WafA fafft
with the begun of Bhopal, she Immediately
tclesraphed him that il be couldn't behaYe him,
SELF like married man ind tho father Of \
family, he had better take tbs fIst tr4insfo8
homo.
She WAS Cincinnati belle-her father ssoeh
,iss for d lving-aod as her impatient sdoztx
lrgod the appointment Of q day. she could not
mt pity him. II yearn u much Il you da'
Aphonse." shs said With sigh, but wo mus<,
Eait. Tallers down aud pork'a hat$arn ever
Brooklyn Argus.
"WaitinR for the Tesdic&" The German
Nurse: lis it g Cherman or IN Enklish pspy?"
che Mamma: *'Well. l don't know. Iou ses
hs !a,.s veg , born il England; but ny husband i
.en W viii vait to see vat lenkyesch E,s viii
chbeak, and zen ve vii know wt"-FuncA.
1--WE ere going to give sumner" said Mrs.
Mushroom TO HI. Grace Church Blown. '~and
!. instaaa Of giving numbers TO the coschnleu,
III. Brown. you will call out tho names OF tha
.uosts IA loud ss you Can, those disAgreeatlA
,aople across tue street will sec Wa move in ~
,ood society "a thoy do."-Aeso York AaL
m be good man, and give mp cards, and
nookipg, and chewing. aud drinking. and give
on diamond angagament-Fing," said the lover
O Edward! you--you ere 80 good and shs
eaned her frlzzes on his shoulder And tLers
hey sat and sat, until the soft arms Of night,
hat dt1sky nurse OF the world. hsd folded them
MANNING thinking
4 the diamond ring, and he Of bow on s1rth hd
s8d To nAt it.