The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1876-08-05
Gleanings and Gossip.

feriect seeming demands ommls-
science.
War.like young ladies-Sally. port and
Em.brasure.
Montgomery. Ala. has n white owl on
exhibition.
Men who play croquet are now called
the third sex.
Nothing is difficult it is only we who
arc indolent.
National enthusiasm is the great nur.
sory of genius.
1t easy finding reason why other folks
should be patient
Some people are just like a buggy
wheel-always tired
Very few substantial Thermometers
break when they fall.
The quality we call moral courage il
necessary to finished success.
The early risers nowadays are the
thermometer and house fly.
A farmer near Savannah. Ga, has cot.
ton on his farm siv feet high
There is nothing more unfavorable to
female beauty than late hours.
Japan is to have this year great Art
Exposition, lasting hundred days.
This is good season to have hot words
between you and your friend.
Language and powder are dangerous
playthings. Both can blow one up.
Rev. NJ Smashall expounds the goa.
pei in Michigan. Ills pulpit is insured.
Apple trees in Bcrks county, Pa, are
in bloom for the second time this season.
No woman, whether 40 or IA can afford
to let her dress go without study and care
Expert bathers dance Lancers and play
"Lcap Frog" in the surf at Long Branch.
have learned by much observation
that nothing will satisfy a patriot but
place.
Rare bits Of coloring from the old mas.
ters-Black and blue spots on school.
boys back.
Too much sleep is almost as hurtful as
too little, and is sure to give the person
unwholesome fat
No man can become thoroughly &C.
quainted with his family history without
running for Office.
The cost of coal in England has return.
co to nearly what it was 10 1872. Iron,
too, is extremely low
WAS her death quite sudden ?" asked
a condoling friend ofa bereaved widower.
). "Wcll, yes rather-for her."
The proper means of Increasing the love
we bear our native country is to reside
some time in I foreign one.
According to Humboldt, an acre of ba,
nanas will furnish az much food for q
man as twenty-five acres of wheat.
What effect does cutting off dog.
tail have on his locomotion ? 1t has nc
effect on his carriage but stops his "wag
giu"
An Indiana man has Just been neatly
: scalped by a stroke of lightning, and ht
) speaks of it as very wigged perform
ance.
, Easy chairs belonging to private indi
viduals stand on the balconies of water
) ing place hotels, marked Reserved FOL
the owner
lee machines in New Orleans, aqua
ammonia process, make 200 ton Of ice
! per day, and this amonpt can be doubled i
Q necessary.
The New Orleans Republican say
that boys should be taught to say "no
and the girls To say Eyes to get along il
!, this world
o Magnolias first appeared in New Or
leans this season in the latter part of tn
month of March, and are not yet tired o
blooming,
: Wars are healthy things---if fought b.
, some nation you don't belong to. There
= more money in selling powder than i
y shooting it.
b. Fresh--''l wonder why my moustach
}, doesn't grow under my nose as well as q
r the corners of my mouth ?" Soph-"ro
much shade"
!. TO be at a party with cold in you
a head and no handkerchief, is worse tina
/ sitting up with your girl and having III
!. old lady present.
T. Triplets were born in Mechanicsbur(
+ Pa, says the Pittsburgh Commercial
l. few days ago. One of them was name
j. Tildcn. 1t died. No remarks.
}. A Pennsylvania camp meeting wa
d brokon up by SIX poor little skuks. Th
}, devil comes in various guises, and tn
IS particular one is not to be prayed down,
u A tramp was kicked out of q saloc
N u and felt grievod about it "By the wa
y he moved me-" he said, gently touchin
- :, his coat tails II thought it was the fir
- Of May"
'd A Camden man lugged butcher kni
" around for two hours, offering to ki
ut any one who said he wasn't Moses,
is Biblical fame. Every one said he locke
KS ust like Moses
so An Idaho invalid was ordered by
lie physicisn 10 take three ounces Of brand
day, and knowing that sixteen dram
Ii. make an ounce, has patiently been tai
Sc ing forty eight drinks day since.
A negro, who was complaining Of ii
hard times, declared they were tho hat,
est ever known. Why" said he, al worl
all day an, steals all night, an, yet L
blest if kin make an honest liyip'."