Middletown transcript., 1876-01-01
Barittits.
It is safe plan to watch the man
close who suspects everybody.

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Mems judgments often make blun-
. der. but their conscience never does.
Wisdom is never dear. provided the
article be genuine. Greeley.
The top Of . window should never
be more than foot below the ceiling.
True affection grows stronger y II
grows older.
Death has this also, that It openeth
the gate to good fame, and extinguishss
envy.-Bacon.
It is estimated that fifteen million
brooms are annually manufactured in
the United States.
i To supply mans necessities takes
but little. but to feed his desires takes
an empire.
/ Why should Mans Of Kellogg opera
troupe be good sailor --Becsuss he's
at home on the high C's.
! I never knew lazy man yet but
thought he was the hardest working
man in all his neighbcrhood.
| Assisting the curate to hang :
church with greens is called theological
| Irritation.
/ The Sultan Of Turkeys harsm has
twelve hundred inmates, And still be
isn't happy.
! The 6rst election Of the Centennial
year will be that Of New Hampshire in
March.
Philadelphia wants church in
which man wearing old clothes viii
feel at home.
"Laughter," says philesepher. sis
one of the products Of civilization. .
How about s'smiles."
The Mayor of New York receives
$4,000 per annum, while the Comp
troller receives $4,000.
Barbet, the celebrated French tenor.
has sung himself behind the bars of
lunatic asylum.
The Great Eastern is being return
ished at an expense Of 800, 900 for
centennial trips.
Truth itself shall loose its credit, if
delivered by person that has none
South.
The one structure that no neighbour
hood can afford to do without, il the
school-house.- Greeley.
There are few Wild beasts more 70 be
dreaded than communicative man
with nothing to communicate. IN. de
Boland.
Different vsys Of looking satit. NJ.
D. Conssyisays the Europeans paint
Sstsnpk, and the Africans take care
q paint him white.
The worst enemy Of the poor man is
the demagogue who seeks to persuade
him that the man Of wealth is his en-
emy.
The phrases that men are accustom-
ed to repeat necessarily end BY becom-
ing convictions and ossify the organs Of
intelligence.
"What men want" says Bulwer '.is
not talent. it is purpose. In other
words, not power to achieve, but the
will to labor"
A good practical seducaticn, includ-
ing good trade. is better outfit for
a youth than grand estate with the
drawback Of an empty mind.-Gresssy.
Most men profit BY experience as
they do BY their daily bread after il
is earned and eaten. they forget al
about it.
When q man gets 80 old he has no
taste for the follies Of life, then be be-
gins to reprimand them severely in
others.
1t is very hard to define economy
all We seem to know about it il. that
one man will make dollar buy twice
as much as smother man can.
Men and gold. Anything Midas
touched turned to gold. In these days
touch man with gold and he'll turn
into anything.
The latest Partisan visiting cards
are coated with gold leaf to the value
If 500 francs each. Housekeepera are
expected to return the cards to visitors.
Politeness is the mother Of peace.
She keeps familiarity and impudence
rom being knocked to death, and often
aves herself broken head.
The man who expects to etthrough
his world BY following other peoples
dvice. will travel over as much ground
o as little purpose. as lost dog does.
Mind what you run after! Never
'e content with bubble that win
'urst. or 6rewood that will end in
moke and darkness. Get that which
ou can keep, and which is worth
:eeping.
Bridal tours are going ont Of fashion,
nd tha vonn0 man ..:. ~. a..