, 1876-07-22
NASDY.
dc and 1ssakcr Gavitt Go to 1nd{an.
on q Political Mission.
Inc Mistakes TINT They Made, md tn.
Dire Result.
Td{t6o Hfatft,

Ways Ahu lul' Nv trouble. can't ilntcrannt]
smy itfe Should bc stct n conun.,r,,zu; ranit
understand why things s|lop1cnt "a m with 4
more perfect lootcnls anl1 Al, easier init, In
mort why tl,dulcht cycryl,ody cxccpt ,lu
u".h s.cp"nhk'ps, her precisely wat they want
".saou. ~ shls trouble aud rcrplexty to git 1t
Interest ny "'ril1cn a,d Kciur,,' concloot'. s.
e9 e. 10 spcha porshen wv the money luot Jain
Slorrlh.cY left with lnc, tn Influence voter, IN
niiy 1Wcs county IN lneeHny; ntl. TO do It clccsuo
an. made sich arrangcmcDts o. wood rcs,ait % IN,
Grorcr dcmonstrassicn nv tho soolwrioriiv ~
!n'!en atal lisforn' over Hayes and Nlicc1cr,
eestve. e T. wants S " ts ttRsfk In.l isn'l 7 to =
TT tic co., and 10 accd Tilt skooi rcsult il =
glnf'ous harvest in November.
hev aillsx nutfscd that ct n spccI:er kin b.
ntteFrnptu ~ the rite time, md cf lc frler val
| !tetitlfta happens " ask \ qlcsttpn on wtrL
tic apeeker Il perfeckty postid Ills prompt anscl
all9H nut tho qiicsttoner, or interrptcr, 10 litr
a,, aaa w!ns !oF The syecker The tympathy Of ths
eo bT aGkim u IL ,nser"oss e'v ee IN
10 Tint Good t,e sure that Tho queries llu shoMl
| atlkes with eflcck. '''''-'' 9'''
iselcetId es tic questions wantld asked me,
Mat q tllc amount ny the nasl,ncl debit
hty LIN 1ncurrcd1 :,
1 tAh ibt INV lttEHFI1H Nv TIC uCIik h1n&ki
ncrtikelerly cz Il Was incurred to g.vc frccdon,
to ,i)o0,Oo0 ntggcrsl "'
~: ih u uot tls slscst thing We kin do to cit
a1Wn fIl, t" . gold M hasls to.snnstt
scald to pay The tlcht to tic Eastern capita]s.i
| ~ Wf1t these questions ntl down, anl arranged
l9r Inc at!h"er*. YHu see they give int n
| change ci Good hcy Gil nskctl III order, n glyo
J. Eiyc me ~ opp.rtoonity 10 show that sl,s
Aeht Wa male 1t. the interest nv Ablfsiri.m;
tlat ci The scpuh!ikIn party he'd never sicyecil
c c 1's1s hx.F eSsr ne ~ xooa Yv 6n no dcll; tat 10
TINT the Eastern f'onl1,oldcr wantei thc Wrst-
csn lArIncr to pay lile icht anyway
uccl1cd t1 , takc 1ssakcr dayltt with INC to
, ast cz Republican intcrrupter, and he'd to cit
the hardest | cvrr undertook. rv ,neta,,'or-
pilosc Crofs.lsnads Democrat lnto d Kcnubli.
kli is task tfAt requires gr1,fus; hut ,ilnIcr-
toox y, ntltl sletec'ir! to sotnu extent. / row.
nun eleai! shirt made him hlark lis tn,sas,
l!cvt first furnished him with ,,aIr, and tl,c,,
put on hin decent SCOT Of close aud ulalu
t!im wear en- uhont the corners awhile Til iie
Then took him anl coachc,l lllm in tic aucs. M
tlons wantEd him to AK. he'd lin re1rat
en- oyer an over aGfri III! he lei en-, bY h.art,
and t9'l him exactly where In ,uy rpcech l
peasci NY speech to hin a dozen ti',,cs, md
he'd hln. interrupt inr, with his Questions, a.
rather The questions he'd Prepared for if,n,
mn tfic1' n'at'c the antcf., and natr,lc.Il him
sot down tliscelntittIu.
got him so well in7tructl,l TINT / filtered
m;ssf sl,o"l 20 thf"ngh with ! wet shrtt anil
a. n1min ,'i aale. ana ahood :esa'nplis LIs work
Thing II wool Be to hcr I.sakcr dressed up h: Il.
K:pubitktn, rt1l Ills nosc powdered, a,. to |ey
hin nsIs nc sish questions cz' | cnni ansc---
askln en- cz Il Republican, and n's putin hin to
nt!cF hll"fnt.
The :ust nltc spoke led It all :rrany,a.
Ja'aser sstl: t" &c: In thu awIcn;c, cui ut :l.c
proper time, IN MI ,1v viii tic WIZ n.trl,c;ed lis
tkooIs1ouse wuz full, aud l.oIcd f,r ri crta. M
things. s''"'
Alarn for: ht:'nan c=pc-tnsh1ns! ,,a. lin
50 s., hiH*y *i d';'lnn'ir " TIL: E,cct'n ,!:ra tho
notI':a ny vat he tn: tloln It'll saw h.;l fl,
Elt iin:e In the avir:,-r. ! cnmm7nrcA nv
speech, and hc:ln't 81. iecehtsv tuto tic
intro'ue''ss'l-.l think w,. dwell!:l ant, tho
t;reat Heavens! IT. wiz q drunk cs
hllea OIL, and l4edn'. any more iicc VI vat }y
"uz dol'' tha's SEQ 1hjun. Ktais ~ his fecs,
r., r. A"nyrd T., ato'tns '1nstcdiy snd rcmatac'!
entni:nt help .Iysrif, tc,i, "Ask lt.''
Ez ticpuLltkin," scd he
The ar7 ;cncv NIL lafTcsl. for they knowcd by
hs nose that he wslz 10 ltcpublikin.
az: J llepubfIin want To know whether
debt which ~rz incurred .o nominate 'T!lacn,
and bring abot1l the BLESSING ny Il s,nt1,c.n Con.
ieierisy, oushtcnt to be paid by Lie aloa'cd
Dcsn"crasr " Soo fosk, wich nominated TIL
The PLATFORM, who uwcs inc for more than four
yecgs' board, and ncvcr paid fnr drink in .is
llfc onless Il 'ruz a mistake, nn wicll llrut nc
,lcTe 10 interrupt hin, wist l swear Won't do
"sIt down, yon iacot," l yelled, "and don'a
interrupt ne when | I'm alscslss!n great con
questions"
r 5dso' yo,'sId ".aa ysllea e M Is.akss In rsnt
yonr expense, TO play RcpublIsi1l and inttsgTups
yoa, y an1 won't take no idcot from you or any
And tic fntooHated hecst made his wny thso
Thai awj wjcncc, and .prccipetattl hisself onto nc,
antt draEs I! me Oh tho PLATFORM m whale! ma
y! thot he'd gone tflE" tile entire Rebellion.
i!ea a no itice afore CT to vat 'ruz meant by be.
w course the mcetln wuz broken MP, and tho
iw1encc dispersed In n raw. 1s:akcF In hIs
ltunkcnnc5s Ncat to the nearest bar-Toon., and
old em gil w our arrangement, anil hcfuES
;ldcd him With, but tlei paw1'ed ,he cloee hid
usnlsfscd him, and found him iu the mornia t
mere wreck.
"parsoa," seil tho lnehriatil lunatIc, Ut ,lon4
ma hovn't iarthcred the coz to my aiar1nsn *,
xtenti but her he'd good time! Let us r.
IL TO tho hcxt town at once. Get me uuothcs
get uy close, and let It's 80 on cleettn Tiiden it
us way. ANA, ~ Tue WY, can't NIL IN M
pare time by arrangsn o.. oil Mites to be Dino
rat TO interrupt Il Rcpubliktn sreckerl"
didn't anser him,--I w,N too Sick But
flthcFin him with cuss, babe him depart,
nd borrowed money uv the Com,nisty ta' gc{
IT. to my next apptutmcDt alone.
i Is slngicr, 700 cal!'t make Il Dtmocrat with
ut whisky; but, BY tho time they have takcs
nHh Nv It to Makr c.u secoor, thcy asr 80 burn
ut that they haven't Guy sense anyhow, ana
Int any yooso to the party except 10 be vutiI
I Is = cold world, and anl ttr..l NY II. Ell
i,ln't hev q tollatle hope that Tilicn wood h
lectea, and wood cit that Pust-0ats, l shoot
ire up all hopes w reform, and lay inc down
nd die. PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
Wlch wood lIke to he Postmaster.
IN SHADOW.
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