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The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09

Carolina during his presidency would think OF
this one Of Grants had he lived to see it.
But we will weary the reader no longer
We had ended our ride We left Chicago at !
o'clock r. Nj. taken tea the road, went to bed in
Indiana, woke up in Ohio, to breakfast in West
Virginia, dinner in Maryland and tea again on
the famous steamed oysters in Washington
There is fast travelling for you, and glorious tray
cling, too. The Central Ohio and Chicago diyl.
sions are certainly the poorest parts Of the road
but considering that they have been open not
yet two years, they are equal to any except that
there Is but a single track. But east of the
Ohio river the road is equal to the best in the
country There is always the double track in
some places thribblc track, which.s laid like the
famous Penn Central track, the ballast being
pounded stone instead of gravel; the bridges
are universally Of iron. The greatest care is
taken to insure safety, each mile having its
Waterman whom the train caAnot pass without
signal; the tunnels and curves especially are
closely watched that no accident may occur Ev-
cry accommodation for travellers in the way Of
"sleepcrsn "parlor cars" eating hOus 3 is found.
The company also run at night from Phila.
delphia to WashingtOn-a nine hours ridc-thc
comfortable reclining chair cars, a luxury by no
means TO be despised for which We are charged
only 80 cents By many they are preferred to
the Pullman slecpers in which they cannot ride
without becoming sea-sick, especially If the
road is crooked. Taken altogether the B. e O.
L. r. is one of the best roads IN the country and
at its present rate Of extension will soon be in.
deed the Great National Route Between the
East and West" PEyC1L.
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Estate of William Richardson, deceased
Citation ordered issued to the executors, return.
able to the December term
Estate Of Jonathan Morningcr, deceased. Re
port of sale OF real estate approved and sale CON
frmed.
| Estate of stephen II Sherman, deceased. Alias
warrant to appraisers issued, inventory and ap.
praiscment bill approved and leave given to sell
chattel property at private sale.
Estate of John p Roberts, deceased Inyen.
tory, apprasement bill and widows rclinQush-
ment and selection approved and leave given to
sell canal boat at private sale.
Guardianship Of Amanda A Anderson ct Al,
minors. Supplemental inventory approved.
Estate Of James y Galloway, deceased. Re.
port of accounts approved.
Estate of Oliver II Siglcr, deceased Report
o! accounts approved.
Estate of Matthias Hanson deceased. Aggre-
gate Of claims allowed, $lO973.
Guardianship of Alice Hail. minor Final
report approved and guardian discharged.
Estate of James Mccarthy, deceased, Letters
of administration issued to Ellen OBrlcn. Bond,
-, $50 Notice to creditors third Monday in Jan
uary next.
Estate of Emclinc Reed, deceased Aggregate
of claims allowed, $54
Estate Of Wm. Ulrich. John II. Harris APP
pointed administrator Bond, $4,000. Notice to
creditors to Sd Monday in February next.
Guardianship Of Harriet Uhrich. Abncr
Edwards appointed guardian. Bond $1,000
Estate Of John Hochstettcr. Report approved
and orIrrrG rpror6rd
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CastOria.

Is pleasant and perfect substitute in all cases for Cas-
rDr OIL. tasierla is the result of Old Physicians
effort to produce, for his own practice, effective
cnthartic, pleasadt to the taste and free from
gripping.
Or. Samuel Pitcher, of lyann!s, Mass, succeeded in
Mass succeeded in combining, without the of alcohol.
purgatve agent pleasant to tul,.e a.,
honey and which possesses all the desirable proper.
ties OF Castor on.
1t is adapted to all ages. but especially recommended
to mothers as reliable remedy for all disorte.
the stomach and bowels OF children. II Is certain agrcea-
BILE absolutely harmless and cheap II should be used
WIND collc stomach worms co yenes, Group.
then children have sleep ana mothers rest.
j. u. Rose co.. of SO Dey Street. New York, the
sole prop etcs OF CGstora after Dr. Pitchers recipe.
NONemher IN.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09

Oar city officials, in the literary part OF
their responsibilities, might take a HAT from
the perplcXijy or aCUtencss If q small boy,
Just promoted from primary To grammar
school and anxious 10 assert his progress TO
ward accurate learning. Passing through the
Common b. the side Of his mother, as his eye
fell upon one of the warning boards by the
path he read, keep OF the grass" Turning
10 his moiser lac asked, Keep it of of
what r'-B0st0H TRANSCRIPT.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09

Its reported that Mr.. Emerson has a hearty
saxon liking for strong language. Al &c
quaintInce says thar one day rs he stood talk
ing with him on the street they overheard %
passing stranger utter a resonant oath, which
did not, however, triic with things sacred.
Said the concord sage, quantity That sounds
very iruC'ilyinG"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09

on the person Of Chinese thug, arrested
m san Francisco the other day, was found n
coat Of mail made OF cloth, cotton batting and
several hjckNcsScs Of heavy bamboo paper,
50 arranged ;Aat it would turn q blow Of a
knife or change the course of n bullet. y
was provided with pockets for i,uiv,s and
ha,chets and q Sc, OF rings on which 10 hang
an iron bar
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09

Said one apprentice 20 another: My boss
is a better man TO work for than your old
man. Nv boss amt always round his shop
interfering with his own business.-PT0ri-
dance Journal
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09
SYMPTOMS Q. q Disea.ed L.N.-.

Svn,to,,s cr . Diseased I,v.-
TNAJN in the rfoht side ,,,'n- llc
cdraoctbc ribS ;ncrcaeceo on ,.,as-
SIRE. Sor7rf;n,oe tbc Dainiyin,ha lcr-
siI.. tha patie,t Is ta~clyal,, 70 II.
ON ,ac f eide. sometime. fI,o --r,
is f.)trndc~ the rr9nrder-hl.Hc. I'd
II f-oorrr,'v gy,crds TO thc t.3 OF
the ehcr1foy and is son,ctin,c, nil.
f7'.a9 for ? rheumatism in fhc I'm
The stomach is affected with Icrs Of
a-ro,i.c and sickness; the bowel; IN
c--r~-1 arc costiyc. g9r7ct:mc. a1,c~-
,r@vcwt.h lax: the iced is t-crl,c
with rc;a, accompanied with dull,
heavy sensation in the bacl, rc.t.
THERE'S generally aConsidcrablclo-s
c'mcmory. Observation-Disclosures
G.l sensation Of having left u11cac
aomcthiogwlich cughtto have been
done. Asl'~ht, dry cough is some
tines an attendant. The Ta.icrt
complains ocwcarircs5 and debility;
he cc~i'v startled. his feet arc cold
CT brrri-~. ard he complains Of q
rr;cl1v eer-uon Of the sk,1; Lis
,:-,.. sc low; ard although lc i
gati.Gcl ,,-t c"crciccwculd be h-2c.
l,s.2l 10 him, vet lie en- scarcely
summon Up iJrtIUdc enough to Try
Il. In t-ct, he di0tfust5 every rem
cay'. S1"-.~! Of The above sy"r-
toms Guc-d tic Ciaccsc, h"t ccr-j
have occurred where few them c.
i1icd, yet examination ofthc BODY,
after dcclh, has shown tie I:rrc -
have been C":cAaivcly dc--rr-I.
ACUT AND FTIrE.
Dr.. c. N.CLAyE's Lyrn PMS,
r:C,-r- O., Aci-. IND I'l.f.... I.-,-a
talon With Oainiac, arc productive
cfthcrost h.rDv results. NJ better
c. ,artic can he used. p~cncra.orv
10. or alc~ taking Oui.iac. We
v.C.,'l ~fr-;-7 I'll who ~-c Inflicted
..
with TINS CiGE-gc 10 ;lIC tIr'l \
I.I@ TE!iL.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09

II was a little three-yeaTo old who remarked
that she didn't want 10 kiss her papa because
he hal fringe on his mouth
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09
THE COURTS
The Circuit Court.

60, ., 49, ,n,,,, ~, c,Il,,,ir,. $500 ~,
,,.,, disroscd or.
-, w,,y;,,, rror,,or 80 ,,cvo,dor C,,orhor,
,..,,,,,.i, Df,,ni.sod r.r ,,,,irtir
=, Lama. ,,,,,o,so,. 49, fon, sl,oo ,,,,ooI
n,.,,,sso,, r,,. f,. want or ,rosorutior
m, ,rno p,o.f,1o,, and rrns,oos or IN. vilI,r,
qr,,,i,,. &C.,. ,,..,,r,,,. , C,,,,,o,,. Ar,ooI Dis
id l,,. ,1oin,io
IN, ChorIot,o < Moore ~ John II GrecnIoat
,.-,,r,sit D,uogos for nl,intiU SEQ
rl5 Osmon rorli, - lame, Spradljnp. An
,o,I Ccntinnrd
1o- C,ru. ,3orver admir- of fine estate Of Holm
Carver. deceased IS Martin stonehocker. As.
.r,n.it Vcrdicr for the defendant.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-12-09
The Yellow Centaur Lininent

adapted to the tough muscles cords flesh of horses
and animals IL has performed more wonderful
cures OF SPAWN strain wind galls, scratches sweeny
and general anenss than all other remedies IN existence
Read what the grea: EXpressmen say OF IT:
NEW YORK, January, 1874.
every owner OF horses should give the Centaur Lint
ment trial We consider 1t the best article ever used In
our stables IL MARSH Supt. Adams TX. Stables. y. Y.
+. PULIZ, Supt u. 5. Stables, y. y.
a. 5 OLlN, SUpt. Nat. En- Stables, y. V"
MONTGOMERY, ALA, Aug. II, ls1i.
'GENTLRMEN-lhayeu used over one gross OF (en tauI
Lininicnt. yellow wrapper, oh the mules OF my plan
tation, besides dozens OF the family Llnment my ne
groes want to purchase IL at the Wholesale price and
Will thank you TO ship me by savannah steamer
of each kind Messrs, A. r. Stewart Il Co. will pay your
bill on presentation. Respectfully, JAMES DARRow."
The best patrons OF the Lnment Fariers and Voter
mary Surgeons. 1t heals gals, wounds and pollevi
moves swrlngs. and is worth millions or a OIL
lars TO farmers livery men, stock growers sheep
and those having horses or cattle
What iarrl cannot do Tor $50 tile Centaur LinimenI
will do at trlilng cost
These ltnimrnts warranted by the rropretors and
bottle will be given to any arrier physician who desires
to test them. Sold everywhere.
Laboratory Of J. b. Rose & Co.,
4G DEFY ST., NEW YORK.
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Contaur
.Liniirlents.
White, for the Human Family.
Yellow, for Horses and Animals.

tn dhese Lnimens are simply the woncer Of the wot
@ ccts are little less than marvellous. YET 'ht!e are
Soe Ihngs which they viii rot do. They viii no. cure
"Cel or mend broken bones, but they will always allay
lheY have Strengthened Argcrs cured chronic Theu
nlsih oil many years sauang and taken the pain from
any other article, ~
ne white Linimcn is for the human FINN
% ~ VIII drive Rheumatism. Sciatca and Neuralgia
~ H s9sltlh cure lumbagO, ChillbUins Palsy. Itch,
,,o n1St Sntansous erupoLs 1t extracts frost from
TOT, han"s ana icet, and The poison OF bites
'i''i nSS OF VencmOus reptiles II subdues swell
lhES and AlleNihieS pa n of every kind
FOR sprains or bruises is the most poent remedy ever
dlscoverea me Centaur LnimeEt is with great ELI
chCy ior ioothachc, cal<ed breasts. sore
tnIost, eaTache ana weak back. The following ia but
sample OF numerous testimonials:
..,. INDIANA HOME, JEFF Co., IND, May IS. 1873.
y! thlnk II my duty to inform you that have FER
ca nnch with swollen feet and chords
Lave not been free from these swellings in eight
years. Now ann perfectly well. thanks
TO the Centarr Linimcn The Lniment ought TO he an
Piled warm. BENZ .WGS RpovS "
The proof Is In the trial 1t Is reliable It ia handy IL IA
cheap, and every family should have 1t.
10 me SICK anu bed ridden, the halt and lame TO The
n ca ed.'
To the poor ond distressed who have spent hec money
for worthless medicines n bot le OF Ccntaur in
I'm Will be !Glyel without CHARGE.
, 1876-09-02

The BEST MIND FOR FARMING. Time
was when men thought the dullest boy
of the family would do for farmer.
The brightest boy was pnt to the study
of law or medicine. but the idea was
common that after farming the biggest
fool would do well enough for doctor
or a preacher. We have lived long
enough to see the supreme folly Of all
this, and puplic opinion now holds
farming as an intellectual calling. And
why not? The farmer has to deal with
life under all its contitions; he must
bring life to perfect development both
in the field and in the herd. Life is the
thing with which he deals first, last,
middle and end. From the seed which
he plants to the animal tha: y. raises,
life is the subject of Lis thoue his and
purposes. The reward of his labor
must come from life, so that the farmer
is god among the seeds of things. If
there is calling on earth that demands
mental vigor and large stores Of infor-
nation, it is agriculture. There cannot
be too much of mind connected with it.
Intelligence is demanded of the farmer
in all his business, efforts and aims
Erchnnge.
, 1876-09-02

The Hawaiian brig Elise when
about to go to sea on last Saturday
evening, asvisited by Mr.. Ginger,
Deputy U. S. Marshal for an inter
change of views with the master
relative to pilotage dues which the
latter had refusedto pay Capt. How
ard, one of our Puget Sound pilots.
Finding the said master still contu-
macious, the officer left keeper on
board and came to town for posse
of men in order to take the brig up
the bay. there to await the time
when he should conclude to "set-
tle." On returning to the vessel with
his force, however, the captain con-
sideripg no doubt that "discretion
was the better part of valor," paid
up. and thus was enabled to go on
his way. The sum demanded was
for half pilotage, amounting to S4s.
which, supplemented by the costs,
aggregated s116.00. -
, 1876-09-02
PERSONAL,

Geu. Schosio,a is at Old orchafd
Beach.
DR.. Chaplin preached lately at Lynn
Mass
y Boston plysiciln says that pass
sionate love will bring on heart disease.
Governor IIendiiclis left Atlantic
CITY. New Jersey, for Indianapolis.
The tramps have 'eachea Illinois,
and the Chicago Tribune shouts " Po-
lice"
The military career is becoming very
popular in France among all classes.
John Franzen. OF northampton,
Mass, who has just died ut the age Of
eighty-six. was soldier under Bona
parte. He went to Moscow in a COM
pauy OF 2G! men. and returned one Of
eight
The late Dir. Walter Charming was II
brother Of the Rev. William E!iery
jeu d'esprit in which it was asserted that
his brother preached while he practiced.
Ruskin THE central man of the
world. as representing in perfect bal
ance the intellectual, moral and imaein~
ative faculties. is Dante"
The hummine- bird thrills and qnivers
and becomes ecstatically still as he
thrusts his little, cool, golden-green
body into brilliantly scarlet gladiolus.
The humid exhalation of swamps
may be prevented from being unxhol-
some to indwel!ers by having houses
raised on posts, so that air may cIrcu-
late under the floor.
, 1876-09-02

A YOUNG PHILADELPHIAN, threat
ened with breach of promise suit,
says: "Sue away. Contracts made
on Sunday amt legal"
, 1876-09-02
Notice..
United States1 District Land Office,
Olympia. w. T.. June %, 1876.

United Statesl District Land Office,
Olympia, w. T.. June %, 1876.
NTHEREAS, on the 10Th day CT May.
w 1875, Edwin NJ. Church, of King
county. Washington Territory, filed in
this office Lis declaratory statement No.
34O7. claiming as pre-emption right
the LOIS one Q), two (2), and the east
half of the northwest quarter OF sec
ton eight (8), in township twenty-five
(25) north, range five (5), east of VIII
lamette meridian, alleging settlement
and ince, ton OF his cluim to said land
on the 18th day of May. 1875, and hav-
ing this day filed in this Office his own
affidavit alleging his compliance with
the provisions and requirements OF the
pre-emption laws of the United States.
which relate to settlement, improve.
ment. cultivation and residence upon
said land; and whereas, also, on the
18th day of December, 1874, Alonzo
Treadwell, of the said county and Ter
ritoly, filed in this Office his declaratory
statement, No. $3.50, claiming as pre-
emption right the same tract or tracts
of land. alleging settlement and incep-
ton of his claim to said laLd on the
17th day of December, 1874.
Now. with a view to the settlement of
the rights of all the parties interested,
the said Alonzo TreaGwell is hereby
summoned to appear at our Office in
Olympia, Washington Territory. on the
10th day of August. A. D. 1876. at 10
o'clock A. NJ, to contest the claim of
the said Edwin NJ. Church. and then
and there to show cause. if any there
be. why The pre- emption claim Of sad
Edwin NJ. Church shall not be allowed
as legal. and he be permitted to enter
he said described land.
Given under our hands, 1T our office.
as aforesaid. in Olympia. W. T., this
2Sth day of June, 4. d 1876.
J. 7. BROWN. Register.
ROBERT G. STUART.
36-6w Receiver
, 1876-09-02
Summons.

In the District Court of the Third Ju-
dicial District of the Territory of
Washington. holding Terms at the
city o. Seattle, in aud for the coun-
ties of King and Kitsap.
Milford H. Carskaden, plaintiff. VS..
Eliza Carsk laden. defendant.
Complaint filed in the county of King.
il he Office of the Clerk OF SAL
District Court.
The United States Of America send
Greeting to Eliz, Carska ten, defend
ant:
VOU are hereby required to appear
i in an action brought against you
bv the above named plaintiff. in the
District Court Of the Third Judicia!
District Of the Territory of Washing
ton, holding terms at the city u Seat
tie. in the county of King, for the
counties of King and kitsap. and to
answer the complaint filed therein.
within twenty days iexclusive OF the
day of service) after the service on you
of this summons, if served within said
county of King; or if served out OF that
county. but in this District, within
thirty days, otherwise within sixty days.
or Judgment by default will be taken
against you, according to the prayer OF
tha complaint.
The said action is brought to obtain
decree of the said Cours dissoiving the
bonds of matrimony now existing be
tween the said plaintiff and defendant.
and for such other relief as the Court is
competent to grant in the premises.
The cause and ground Of said action is
willful abandonment Of said plaintiff by
the said defendant for more than one
year. :.
And you are hereby notified. that If
you fail to appear and answer the said
complaint as above required. the said
plaintiff will apply to the said Court for
the relief demanded therein.
Witness the Hon. J. r. Lewis. Judge
of said Court. and the seal thereof. this
LIST day of July, A. D. 1876.
ISEAL. JAMES SEAVY. Clerk.
BY BER1AH Brown, Deputy.
WM {. ANDREWS. Attorney. w3S'6'
, 1876-09-02

A SUBMARINE INTERNAL MACHINE. -
Captain Lays Internal machine, which
is being experimental with at Washing
ton, If it does haf that is promised for
it, will practically make m end of naval
warfare for 40 arIlor nor guns would
avail D. ainst it. and it wcuid destroy
nuy vessel that copld be set afioat before
single shot could be fred. Il consists
of small submarines. igar-shaped
craft, propelled by chemical engines,
snd steered by teiegraphic apparatus
communicating with the shore or small
fleet crafts from which the machine is
launched. 1t carries barrel and half
of dynamite enough when exploded
under the largest iron clad ever launch
cd 10 blow her to afntas. and the dyna-
nii'e also is oXp'n6t-i lt electrical cur
rep; transmitted TIL ngh wire con
Meeting with TIE s!s~c o. vessel from
which the machine - l,uuched All
that is needed to SILK the most formis
dable navy atiOut i, 4 steam tug or two
equipped with say :, dozen of these
machines which could be launched be-
fore the tug got within range Of the ves
sells to be destroyed, and propelling
themselves under water with almost III
credible speed, could be steered by the
telegraphic apparatus directly under
the hostile ships and exploded by an
electric spark to destroy them. Should
the machine prove equal to this when
it gets into use, as shortly it would
among all nations, naval battles would
no more be thought Of than battles in
balloons.
, 1876-09-02

The greatest event Of the season
came off at Goldendale, W. T.. on
the 18th inst, in the shape of a
horse ra",. NJ. William Gilmore,
of Rockland, matched his animal
named Maid against Mr.. J. john
sons horse Juber, The distance
run was one quarter of a mile. The
stakes was S1J0 aside. The horses
started we'll together but at the ''out
come" the Maid was Judged" to be
fourteen feet ahead, and so won the
money. 1t is said that about 81 900
changed hands on this occasion, and
that the race was fairly and we'll run,
and also, that the fastest horse won
the race.
, 1876-09-02
Dissolution.

Dissolution.
The co-partnership heretofore exist
ing between the undersigned, in the
establishment known as the " Office
Saloon" is this day dissolved by mu
tual consent-Mr. Perkins retiring,
and Mr.. Lawrence continuing the
business at the old stand. Mr.. Law
renee will be responsible for all
debts contracted by the firm, and
all moneys due will be paid to him.
w. S. LAWRENCE,
E. G. PERKINS.
Seattle, Aug. 10. 1876.
44-4w
, 1876-09-02
For County Auditcr.

THE undersigned announces himself
l. as a candidate for the office Of
County Auditor, subject to ratification
by the Republican County Convention
to be held at Seattle on ths 29th inst.
au12td GARDNER KELLOGG.
, 1876-09-02

A WELL-KNowN Conductor on the
Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific
road went to the depot one morning
recently to take his train, as usual,
and an officer of the road and an
officer Of the law arrested him. On
his shirt front was a s., 900 diamond
pin, and in his pocket were a valua-
BILE watch and chain. In his trunks
the officers found $4,000 in Gov
ernment bonds. An Eastern bank
was telegraphed to, and the response
was that bail could be furnished in
800, 900, if necessary, as that was the
amount deposited to the conductors
credit. This settled, it was the con-
ductor's turn. A lawyer was called,
and he politely informed the officers
that the diamond pin they had lille
gally taken had been worn by the
conductor twenty years; the watch
was carried by him years before he
went into the employ of the COM
pany; that the United States Gov
ernment bonds they had taken were
the property of his wife, as the pro-
ceeds of her share in an estate as
heir. and SO was the money in bank.
and the best thing the company
could do would be to return what
they had stolen and with it SAC, 900,
and no further questions would be
asked. The company accei ted the
attorneys terms.
, 1876-09-02

NATIVE GRASSES. Judge Swan has
just received from Mr.. John Bennett, Of
Whatcom, Bellingham Bay. a box con-
tanning five specimens of grasses in
America, which will be sent by the Da-
kota to The Agricultural Department Mt
Washington. Mr.. Bennett has for many
years been engaged in cultivatipg native
grasses, some of which he found high
up on Mount Baker. A variety of na>
tive timothy and orchard grass. seven
feet long. are among these specimens.
But the grass that Mr.. Bennett prides
himself on most is the Bennet rye
grass. which grows to an average height
of AZ feet. and has produced eight tous
to the acre. The hay from this rye
gras is superior to timothy, and cattle
and horses prefer 1t to any other kind.
This grass never lodges and is easily
cultivated. and We predict will be ia
vorite one among farmers. In view Of
its nnrivalled productiveness. and the
boon it confers. it is not too much to
say that had Mr.. Bennett never. done
anything elss in his life than g pre- cdace
this fine variety of grass he has done
enough for the civilized world He has
spent fifty years in collecting rare spec
imons OF ire aud plants. from the
equator to Sc deg north latitude. many
of which are of great beauty and value.
Judge Swan forwarded to the Depart-
ment at Washington Mr.. Bennet's col.
lection Of ra';ve E;ir,c. - h. nther,
from Mount Baker. which have been
received ana arc highly priced. Mr..
Bennet is making grand collection Of
apples to be seEt to Washington by the
first of October.
, 1876-09-02

On board the Cunaid steamers the
church service is read every Sunday
morning. The muster roll of the crew
is called over, and they attend service.
A gentleman one day SAID to one of TIE
sailors, care you obliged to attend pub
lie Worship. mot exactly obliged.
sir" replied Jack, Eve should lose our
grog, if We didn't.
The Duke of Norfolk, who paid
too little attention to his personal
appearance, called on Abernethy,
and sought to learn the cause of his
ailments. "Did your grace ever
try q clean shirts" asked the doctor
&,....s -. ~s..,x..-s-..'a