The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1876-01-28
NEW NOR'-WESTERs.

He who has health is rich man and dot
not know it.
When is clock ON the stairs dangerous
VIII, it runs down.
The most popular kind of a jury in th
District of Columbia. Perjury.
Gladstone says, elevate the working
class by keeping your children in it,
fyou go to church and panic occurs
but perhaps you don't go to church.
A poor bugler-The young man VIII
had to take a fresh horn for every call h
made New Years Day.
There are twenty-eight London tavern
named the "Yellow Lion,'' The yelloy
dog seems to have no show at all in tha
country.
The editor who was told that his Las
article was as clear as mud, promptly re
piled "Wel, that covers the ground
anyhow"
The New York EoenSng Post says that
duelist is coward. If Mr.. Greeley wa
alive he would add "And horse thief
go West young man.
Charley Ross is in Leavenworth. FL.
has brother John and sister Kate, and hi
six-foot father says he'd like to see 'em takt
Charley to Philadelphia.
The man who shot the Vineland editor
says he can't see why they should raise
such a fuss over one poor journalist. He
had got to be educated.
-Tonsorial enterprise - A Harrisburg
(Pa.) barber filings out banner with the
legend, GA good five cent cigar, and a
shave, for ten cents p Next.
The English papers mention Astor as
one of the lords of the commonwealth,
while our papers mention him as only a
landlord of uncommon wealth.
Bret Harte admits that he learned the
printers trade. He says he could work six
quarts of type per day on hand press, and
correct roller as good as anybody.
Out in Little Rock they've nominated a
confectioner for Office. He ought to make
a apopular candy-date. Enquirer.
Yes, but won't he get licked.-Boston Post
Rev. H. FL. Murray has an article in
the Golden Rule, advocating lying in bed in
the morning, but there seems to be no par
1or i4vyf 70 4f>,
hat.
A Nevada Chinaman cut down six tel
egraph poles for tire-wood and used the
wire for fox traps. He was last seen GO
ing up hill. There was man close after
him.
They can't warm the big temple at Salt
Lake in the winter time, and so Brigham
says that the faithful must get enough
preaching during the summer to last till
spring.
I'm Cincinnati, where vaccination has
been general, the children have to show
their scars as they pass into the school.
The result is numerous daily cases of scar
et-in, alb
having recently sailed for Europe, some of
heir fellow scalpel-slingers went down the
larbor to wish them Bone goyGge." They
saw them off, you know.
"A Virginian has the delirium tremens
ind sees angels instead of snakes. Now
point out temperance man who see angels
lovering around him, and hears soft music
/ the air, if you can.
"A Wyoming mail contractor tried to
rain his dog to carry the bag for him, but
he dog saw rabbit and away went the
nail and was lost in the hills, and the con-
tractor froze to death while searching for
Prof. Tice seems suddenly to have lost
lis influence on the weather as all his pre-
iictions for the winter have failed. After
III we shall have to fall back on the old
almanac weather tables for any
hing approaching correct prophesies.
Gregory, of the Rochester Chronicle,
sat down on a darning- needle thirteen
years ago, and even now he always leans up
against the door when he makes call.
His memory is just as bright and fresh as
f it were only thirty days ago.
1t is affirmed by statistician, of whose
thus to affirm we know nothing
that of the 1900, 900, 600 inhabitants of the
globe more than 1000, 100000 use tobacco
IN one shape or another. And 200 years
,go nobody but the American Indians
knew anything about it.
A Chinaman at Truckee, CAL, being
detected the other day in an attempt to
steal a piece of rubber hose, was kicked
around the entire block by the irate owner
ind after he had thoroughly exhausted
himself and worn out the seat of the Celes-
5lal's pantaloons, John calmly propounded
The following question: "You no likee
endum p
The London Times has accomplished a
feat in newspaper enterprise the like OF
which would be an impossibilty in this
country. At an expense of 100000 per
annum it has secured the exclusive use of
the telegraph wire from India, and is thus
enabled to anticipate the other London
journals in the matter of the publication of
news from India by three weeks.
The production of California marble is
becoming one of the most important branch
es of the industry of the State, and the de-
velopment of the quarries of Tuolumne and
Siusun is rapidly augmenting. From the
former county marble is procured which
successfully rivals that of Italy. One firm
in San Francisco has received, during the
past year, over 1000 tons from the quarries
of that county alone. besides a large guam
tity of beautifully colored and variegated
marble from Suisar. The production of
the California quarries has already affected
the market for the imported article, and
bids fair to supplant 1t entirely in time.