, 1876-10-22
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
Ormsby, the leading photographer.

Intoxicating music" Ale to the chief"
Hugo was about the only Victor that the
American Team met abroad.
Somebody advertises for machinc-gtrl. Is
she better than handmade.
Those S14 overcoats are going rapidly at Ed
wards & Browns, $50 State street.
II young ladies' wish to get stout they should
cat slowly. Haste does not make waist
A case of Stephens Indian vegetable bitters
were recently shipped to Dom Pedro in Brazil.
Call and see the Bussey Range, 1876, for sale
BY AIerwin Church, $50 and 25s Wabash avenue,
Thirteen cases Of Ambcrg's self-indexing let
ter file was shipped to London, England, last
week.
Hall, photographer, ITO East Madison street,
is the place to get fine artistic photographs
cheap
Register your names With Hatch l. Breeze, SC
State street, for good heating stove, and save
money.
A harder subject to deal with than even an
old deck Of cards is a professed business man
who won't advertise.
New York Commercial: how is it that some
people always do things By halves! Why, in
two-itiyely, Of course
A tourist who was asked in what part Of Swift
zerland lie felt the hent the most replied,
"Nhen was going to Berne."
Macaulay eaid OF Milford thnt be was the first
modern historian who understood that men who
wrote in Greek occasionally told lies,
One hundred dozen embroidered initial hand
kerchiefs, IS cents each or $2.5D per hall dozen.
Harris g. Cobb, III South Clark street.
Norristown Herald: The He'll Gate explosion
is said to have been ia scene fur Il painter"
But not for glazfer, as was anticipated.
Chapin's original old-book store, 81 Madison
street, opposite TRIBUNE Building, pays cash.
Get his offer before you sell your library.
The bankrupt jewelry sale, corner Of Lake
and Clark streets, still continues Offering the
greatest bargains in fine goods in the city.
An Ohio boy swallowed four or FIVE Of the
wheels of an eight-day clock, aud he has kept
tie whole family running ever since the event.
These are cooler nights and most people who
sit on the piazza till late in the evening conclude
that ids aboub tibe to ged idside ad 20 do bed
The excellent Workmanship displayed on
no,xert's $25 made-to-orl1er oyerroat has Gre
e+a3 large demand for them, at 163 South
Clarl .trect.
A., m. tics intending replenishing or refur-
,,,e1,;ng tn. IL homes will nl it to their interest
tn caii Mt ". A. Lowell g. Co.'s, No. 756 West
Madison street.
Prof. s{artine,s academies are sosftuated that
thew accomnodate. residents in all parts OF the
c;tvI membership to one academy admits
YOU to any Of the otlefs'
The tremendous rush for cloaks Of Hotchkin,
Palmer s. Cos, 1877 aud 1139 State street, contln-
ues unabatcu. Exccllency IN sty4e' eooo "ofA'
and low prices always succes so'
As ladies walked on the beach with tnelr ion long
hair down, "becausc otherwise It taxes so long
to dry.,, it was the infant terrible %ho ss1o:
UMamna leaves all hers at the hotel"
# YOU wish your pillows, featrer-bed, and
mattress male light and elastic, have tnen rem
ovated by the Chicago Feather ana NaItfess
Rcuovating Company, No S45 West van bofea
street.
A few f9ays ceo Norwich man bought chest
of tea in Providence, and on opening II 1q4nu
stone inside weighing eleven pounus. de rc-
marked the weighs Of Providence are very mys-
terious.
aWhat object do you now seea' asked the
doctor. The Young man hesitated Tor . lew
moments and then replied: "1t appears like
jael;ass, doctor; but rather think it Is your
shadow"
A Scott County (va:) Jury rendered the h fol-
lowing verdict: I" We believe ne nrohe ;t 1nso ~
meat. Yet we believe he ought not to be sent
to the Ponitentlary."
4 Western Judge recently constructed the
longest sentence On record. He sentenced
murderer for life, and afterWard addeo t"o
more years to the sentence because the pf1son-
cr called him st no gentleman"
Andre,os Bazar: One Of the really golden mo-
mcnts Of young mans life is when ne e attempts
to brush banana skin oil the sidewalk with iis
backbone, and gets up perfectly satisfied that
nobody l1as observed Ills failure.
Mr.. 0. J. Pierce is perhaps the best informed
teacher Of drawing in the West. His connectlon
With Il. B. BrYant's Chicago Business Collcge
and English Training School will soon make it.
self felt and appreciated through his work.
A bald man made merry at the expense Of an
other who covered his partial badness Win 2
an, and I don't wear wig" ''True," )" Was
the reply, "but an empty barn requires no
tnatch."
"Funuy monkey" said Mrs. Partington, as
she saw him patiently sitting, u but he sets as
if he had plumbago in the back, and couid il.1
wish there wuz more hair on his reprehenslole
tail. / cannot yet believe, neither, that they're
uur posterity.''
The Empire Gas Burner Furnace, the Empire
ard Acme Stoves, and the City OF Troy Range
la sc given such general satls1actoh tnat W
further recommendation is needed. a, r.
Leaysnwurth, Is Lake street, has general as
sortmint Oh hand.
It is proyerbial that the early bird catches the
worm. But SO, when you come to tnlnk u II,
docs LlE EtAEIt u3u1 hA1 ~ A4L9 ~
brethren and gets hooked for bis pains. There's
no depending On these proverbs as far as great
moral lessons arc concerned
Rochester Democrat: The patient mule, rs ne
hacks along tue tow-path, snifts the 1rost "a tne
morning air, and calculates how long it WILL pc
before the boat will tie up for the winter, and ne
be turned out to stand on the WARM siae o1 an
empty barn to starVe to death.
The highest testimonial given to any photog-
rapher was that given to Henry Roeher Tor ar
tistic portrait and genre photographs
at the Centennial Exposition. 1t seems 70 us
almost impossible to bring this art to greater
perfectitudc than that attained by Mr. kocheT,
til Wabash avenue.
In recent essay Prof. Fiske says: g Dean
thropomorphization is progressive Stripping
off OF the old idea Of purpose and replacing it
By the conception Of physical agencies" Exact
II. 1t is to be hoped TINT Deanthro omo1phiza-
ton will be smaller when stripped.-Baa''nore
Bulletin.
A Scotchman complained to another that he
had got ringing III his head. "Do yon Zen tns To-: