The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1876-07-07

A very narrow aperLure-The crack of
whip.
The favorite flower for wedding bon
nets-Marry-gold. a..
Leisure is sweet to those who have
earned it, but burdensome to those who
get it tor nothing. .I.
It is said that figures can't lie. But
how about some OF those padded female
figures we read oil Z?
Kate Field has hit upon thorough
way OF crushing out q critic. She is
going to marry him.
The very last curiosity spoken of in
the papers Is wheel that came of
dogs Tail when it was a Waggln'.
The lawyers of this country are said
| to cost six times as much as the minis
| Iers; but there is more law than religion
in this country.
1t must make man feel mean to pay
an old debt because he thinks lie is going
10 die, and then have the doctor pull him
through all rignt.
"Madam," said a gentleman to his
wife, "Let me tell you, facts are vers
stubborn things" "What fact you
must be-" quoth the lady.
Aman out West inquired if a BRASS
band can at ain lair degree OF prof.
cheney without an instructor? Certai My
not. Every brass-band' must have a
toOler.
A lady Of rank complaining that her
husband was dead to fashionable
amusements, he replied-"But, then
my dear, you make me alrve to The eX-
pense."
An exchange says: II Richard Scud-
der ever does preach he will describe
heaven in such rapJureus language that
all OF US will want to 20 there il IL takes
the last cent. c
A Fiji Islander became so enamored of
Mrs. ocoIL-Slddons during her stay in
| New South Wales that he offered 10 pur-
cnase her Of her husband for SIX buncu-
es OF bananas. .,. ..l
at q ratification meeting in Washing
ton the Pennsylvania Republican Asso-
ciation appeared with a banner in
; scribed, ''Our State-we Hayes-ten to
Wheeler into line"
Those farmers who are ploughing UP
, boxes of gold coin every week nave ouI
warmest CONGRATULATIONS. 1t is just
what we predicted when this couutrl
first started. Plough right ahead.
"Doy amt no nigges ou de top side Ell
I tie other day, putting his hand TO nis
bandaged head, ''WhaJ can sing hymn
am put de gear ON a kickip mule at dc
same 5lme."
, A WHITEWATER with yermi1lion nose
was tormenting lady about her age
sJust look at III ~ he exc ,
: look as if Twas just OuU OF my teens p
: Yes" she replied, with a look OF tfi
umph, "lf you mean canteens." Hi.
nose was quickly put out OF Joint.
The veraeious Madison (lnd.) Courie
stands responsible for this: '.Alr. Core,
Bennam, while working in his field
ttew days ago, observed a snake in TIL
branches oil an apple tree, coilel aDuu
a limb where dove had built her mes
i MI. Is. took club aud knocked the snak,
s down, when his Two dogs seIzed 1t, tor
: 1t i'll twain, and 10! there was the dov
Il and her brood which the serpent ha
r swallowed alive" u-E -.F .l.
2 The n. 7. Tribune says Gov. Tilde1
. means fight, ana his opponents wild d
: well TO keep that TACT in mind. Hi
= speech on Thursday night was the PEI
! lection of snreWdness. 1t shows tna
= he 10 ready Tor the campaign now,. tina
y his course OF battle is determined, all
:. that he will lead his party III person
y lle man Who believes this Cehtennia
/ contest is going to be '.walk over" &c
= eitner party will awake from that de
Il fusion before many days a..I....