The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-01-06

awlish goots happy New Year. Des is
now 3 grose yohr, un ich un de Fanny
hens arlebt.
Ich bin net yusht abbordich orrick
goot i'm sentimental, for wann ich w@r
don date iCh der now aw n first rates
shtickly poetry shreiva uf den subject
fun grossa Nei Yohr's Dawg De factis,
es gait mer so Orrick ho-d de wardta
rima maucha For instance, ich con ais
a pawr lines tzomma shponna, aver dino
bin ich OILS widder geboddert for de
neagsht. Now, ich muss confessa os ich
i'm a goota poetry humor bin alleweil, un
feel now sheer gor i'm tune for 3 anyhow
proweera we's poetry shriva succeeda
date den morya. Aver now mind, wann
ich mistakes mauch i'm shpella don 81 80
goot un du's correcta
Hail Columbia, Neies Yohrl
Yankee Doodle Dandy;
De Fanny gait now nuf In shtore
Tn Kawft fun beshta candy.
Hail Columbia, seventy-sixl
Hurra for eighteen hunnerd
Lawd now pulfer in de blk
Tn shees aW os es dunnerd.
Now set me down to eat
Form bully middawg essa
Chicken, hog or uxa meat
Yusht geb uns g'nunk tzu fressa.
Centenniel is now aw gelond,
I'm aw der Mood un sankey
Der Johnny Reb argebt de hond
Tzum grose long-banich Yankee.
Ich hob aw noch pawr lines prepare
wella weaga de shteam cars un de rail
roads, un ich hob aw tzwea lines al
right-doh is es:
De railroads runna we der deivel
Und shtesm cars dun loud peifa
Aver now Cummt der truvvel for yusht
tzwea lines os rhimed NIT deifel un NIT
ptifa Der Johnny Krill named s wgr
n gooty idea wann ich ebbas fun a line
maucha date os enda date NIT wife'l for
reima NIT deifel, aver sell mawg der
Johnny goot suita, for ich heb shun mea
os amohl g'h@rd os ar n raler deifel fun
fraw hut, un we'll wife'l 3 English is
fun fraw suspect ich os ar gons noddeer-
Itch on 81 olty gedenkt hut we ich m
g'sawt hob wass os der difficulty is for
ebbas NIT m deivel rima maucha.
Aver ich muss der poetry subject
droppa for desmohl, for ich will der aw
n account gevva fun unserm agreement
os ich I'm der Johnny Krill un der Sam
Shmidt un der Joe Solaklupper mitnon-
ner g'maucht hen. We'll 3 der gebrauch
is ON Nei Yohr's dawg for gooty resolu-
tions forma, hen mer all agreed, un hen
uns uf Schwartz un weis g'pledged os
kenner fun uns i'm yohr 1875 ennich
ebbas shtarkers drinkt os Lager Beer,
except wann ebber de rounds shtand,
odder in case mer is ivver GUS dorshtich.
Shmoka wella mer entirely uf gevva, ex.
cept wann ebber anne gooty cigar aw
beet muss mer Sc aCCepta, un shmoka,
for 8 w@r gor net polite wann mer re-
fusa date Mer hen all agreed os mer
gor net fucha wella i'm yohr 1875, except
Wann mer tzaw-wea hut, odder wan a
saloon keeper anne nimmy borrickt for
de jiggers. We'll mer allg'heierd sin, un
hen gor nix tzu du NIT fremmy weibsleit,
hen mer agreed os n yeader mon net
lenger os bis nine uhr fun hame 81 darf
owets, except wann der circus i'm shted-
die is, odder in case es is ebbas sunsht
i'm gong os mer tenda muss. In politics
: hen mer aw entirely agreed in favor fun
} financial plank. Mer sin net particular
, eb Sc nj game for greenbacks odder bank
notes, yusht so os es shtamps sin NIT
: gooty tzitfera druf Of course mer sin
J ready for enniche party os es recht ding
| dut NIT de shtamps. I'm mer hen aw
{ decide os mer druf insista for cash down
} eb os mer unser votes uf gevva Sc sin
) mer alleweil noch drisich dawler shul-
dich un der Johny sawgt aw os Sc eem
! about fuftzea dawler shuldich sin.
I'm now noch ca wardt tzu de maid.
Der mist net fergessa os des anes fun
| denna leap-years is,Sln according tzu de
+ rules missa de maid nous gea tzu de
t buwa un Sc corrisseera. Wann aney
r matrimonial notions i'm kup shtecka hut
| don is esera bizness de question selwer
J poppa, un der bu muss answera-net we
} de maid OILS sawga-"du musht eva der
, dawdy froga," aver "gea un froke de
mommy" Doh con mer sana os de leap
= year rules gons onnersht sin we COM
. mony yohra. De maid missa now der
: lead nemma, un de buwa missa derhame
bleiva bis de maid kumma. Wann Sc
nous game buggy fawra muss g maidle de
line in ca hond nemma un de whip in de
onner, un d'no ahead gea. Fergess aw
net so pletz we ice cream saloons, un
shows, un circussa- mist er de buwa
f onna nemma un Sc treata un goot uf Sc
aucht gevva, un wann Sc sich d'no goot
behafa we gooty buwa sich bhafa setta,
Ell DOM pop de question, Els kummt now
des yohr entirely uf de maid aw eb des
n goots yohr 81 soil for heira, odder eb
J de helft fun de monsleit nix.nutziche,
meany on ormy bachelors 81 solla Uf
maid un on Sc. SAMMY SCHNITzLER.