, 1876-06-11

A bookcanvasser Of long experience wa!
gathered to his fathers last week, full of years
1ebuHs, and commissions. When the doctor
announced that his last hour had come he caused
every one to be sent from the room save hi.
eldest son, whom he addressed as follows
"Percy, when am gone remember two things
ii It is man comes to the door see il he has
his boots on or only his slippers before you de-
eide on your course Of action; if it is an ole
woman call her Miss and ask If her mother
Is at home. Promise your dying father this,
promised aud the father with sweet smile
Hppling his countenance climbed the golden
stair and asked St. Peter If he should put his
name down.
The monthly report OF the Hospital for
Women and Children, corner of Adams and
PAULINE streets, shows: Number Of patients
treated in the hospital, g; in dispensary, 1e9;
ceived we're: Through Mrs. McGregor Adams
Mrs. James Reynolds. $50; Charles Gossage,
SIS; Adams, Westlake Il Co. (merchandise),
SIS; Hamilton, Rowe q Co., $40; Rockwell
King, $40. Through Mrs. D. A. Gage, Jr.-
Charles ?: Kellogg 4 Co., s25; Eurst Bradley
nManutsstariqE nn ssta Company SIS; w. ! n ~ Hoyt 4
n. Eiscndrath, IS; ]. L. James, S.;
Through Mrs. E G. Ha1l-Keith Brothers, SIS;
Palmer, Fuller & Co., $50; E. G. Hall, $50; !;
KnG,wles' R, c1o5es E Co. =; First National
10Ah4 VNs 4ulOu-A WITS. d. y. ullLOD-H1lllaU
8. Johnston, s25; Partridgc& & Co., s25;s. F. Big
nall, $40; Handy, Simmons d Co, $40. Through
Mrs. E. S. Pike-John n. Duraud, so5. Through
Mrs 7. B: Blackstone SIS. Through
Mrs. I. n. Camp-McPherso & Co., extract of
malt. Through Mrs. Dr.. Dyar-Mrs. Scott,
infants clothing.
TIE END C-R-N-H.
AS one OF the county officials, who shall be
nameless, except that he is Of Grimm descent
and holds the position OF C-r-n-r OF Cook
County, YVES walking along Learitt street last
night, his attention was attracted by the novel
and interesting sight Of 9 stern parent who had
trunk-strap in one hand and with the other
was towing, through the medium of his ear, a
small boy Of 13 or thereabouts, towards the
Woodshed The boy meanwhile was arousing
the snorttng citizens Of the Thirteenth Ward
with his yells- A sweet smile overspread the
fence and said in persuasive voice: "Say,
sons nit dose poyl'' ttI'll show him what's
the mutter'z soon'z I get him into this yere
woodshed m get his jacket off'n him, Twill, - re-
piled the stern parent; she can't make me be-
over the fence, or that I'm left-handed, and that
he's sunburned all the way up his shoulder
blades because it's full moon! Not much, he
can't Come along, young man, and III give
tendeE-hearted C.r-n~r, so der young shentle-
Vail dot uos ,h II 7a or,;ar 80 80. -, I'LL
ern afcnues, don't id" 0Yes, aud il eyer.n
u Ach! der p-e-a-u-ti-f,1-l schwitnmins derc for
poys as not know how to schwim so much!
' ,ud r,as4 ne Sa,, mes ue5 Tsss n a,.. aeea aeep
1cre's dc wasser funfty feed deeb, und when
vou comes up nit de top you wants to be an
angel, und gone to meet de boy vot cut his name
IN dc gable-end Won dc mule Mine vriendts,
5on't lick dose child. Dots fine poy us efer
If Gey%,1
.eh1rir, md dnn,. H. sgone 49, s9u gone out una
1c" a;r a ua oo h ,t1 ae1n vellers F0ol you NIT
: good gland von gro1rs 1,n ~ ~ ~ ,a1n6s n6
T. rnd bseo, ,uu I 'o"s ap 70 ge poo-
,ehers nrd ,-saF ~, 5a- ,nat h na, " ne"s
nr<1:, un1 ~ geel yon ocr oest sehiao IN te5
Nv TINS sav;nr Ih 49,, oS sacai soou
es,,rned h;s eyanss s ta1 ~ ~. ~ r. Ean.ta9
,rck a the new oses ~ NJ = Ha1rsn sne ss o.
.r nei@hhorhood st;1i .rere 'ss ataa .e ae "as IN
1T .eignoo1noou, stlll Nete seleeted as play
= '"ao ~ VIC GNU. en VI .ne 'lclulty'
fhAfiS9 M I'm ELAINE.
49, - n.ile ooy up on Mest congress street, who
eaus ca tne papers and IS possessed BY u consnin-
ag desIrs 20 Iofm mmse1I upon the model OF |
omc OF the great statesmen of the age, tied the |
aus oi t"o cats together on Monday last, and |
unS the animals orer dothes-linc, for pur-.
'oses 81 exercise anu 1ecleatloh. his pa heard |
l II Nednesday, out be1ng 10th to act upon in !
aeaaate lnIoflnatlon, took some pains to make |
shsc41 lnIincr acquainted WITH the clrcum- |
Lances OIL me case before proceeding to action. !
,ast nlgit, however, ne !lad obtained indisputa-
le proofs mat Ills offspring hid been interested |
me transactlon, and, securing lath Of ap- |
foFet qual1tJ, invited the young man to ac- |
ompany him to tile Wood-shcd- To his sur-
rise, the young man fixed glaring look upon
i'm: anu burst out: - rise to question OF !
f1sllcge. Mil the honorable gentleman from !
uestion categoricaliys Did he, or
10 ne Not, receive Information |