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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19
THE UNFAIR SEX.

Rockland Courier What this coun-
try really needs isn't so much reform
as it is new style of pants that
won't bag in the knees.
The New York man who bought n
pair of pants and quarreled with his
wife the whole of Sunday for drop
ping speck of grease on them, tore
them from thigh to knee on Monday
morning while engaged in using the
leg to light matches with.
Norristown Herald: A woman in
Pittsburg has shot at her husband
three different times by mistake, and
he not only comes home as late at
nigth as ever, but has bought her IL
better pistol. There must be some
thing good in such a man..
The double-breasted frock coat con-
tinues infavor for winter wear, and is
either made up plain or with silk
breast-facings and braided. Plain
and neat diagonals are preferred to
faced cloths. Double breasted white
waistcoats are worn with the frock;
trowsers from stylish pfaidor smart
stripe, the striped patterns being
eonsidcred,th9more drossy.
There is truth in this paragraph,
which is taken from the Edinburg
Ladies Journal: The man who has
sisters has better opportunity of
selecting a wife than the man who
has none, but he is in nine cases out
of ten much more difficult to please.
In daily contact with members of the
other sex, who display all their little
foibles before him, he is apt to judge
his sisters friends by the same stan
dard wherewith he daily judges his
sisters-not a very logical method Of
procedure, butt think not an unnat-
ural one.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

Burlington HaWkeyG Things have
changed since we were young. Paul
Boynton, the great American swim
mcr, gives state exhibitions of his
skill in the water before crowned
heads and titled dignitaries, and
is greeted with applause and pres,
ents. We used to sneak down to the
river and Ego in" with as much soil.
tudc as dozen boys could find, and
one boy porched on the top of the
lumber pile to watch for the police.
man, And then eleven times out oil
ten, if we weren't chased out of the
water by a policeman and a rattan
cane, we were minnowcd with a peach
switch when we got home, on thc
slight andmorcly circumStantial ovi
dence of having our shirt on wrong
side out, What is this world coming
to, anyhow
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19
THE FAIR-sEx.

The ladies are beginning to wear
the famous coaching hat which dur
ing the seasons casts all other head
gear in the shade at the fashionable
resorts. The brims are very wide
and the hat is worn far back on the
head and tipped over sideways, i'm
parting to the occupant a decidedly
coquettish and jaunty appearance.
Susan A. King, now a successful
real estate operator in New Yorl;
City, was SO poor when she first went
there that she often had not money
enough to pay for riding in the street
car, and had to walk long distances
from necessity. By her own efforts
She has placed herself where she is
comparatively Independent.
5 The cheap grotesqucly figured fans
now in use here are made in Japan
ese home, all the members offamilics
working on them. The pictures are
drawn on thin paper, pasted on
slab of wood, and then engraved, a
separate block being use for printing
each color. Children do the splitting
of the bamboo and the pasting of the
pictures. In Japan thatkind of fan is
use by women, and the men carry the
handsome folding article. 1t is Gus
tomary there to exchange fans, as we
do photographs, and to inscribo on
them autographs and sentiments.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19
The Demon Intempcrance.

A whole sermon is contained in
the following from a speech by J. j,
Talbot, who recently died drunk in
Elkhart, Ind: 81 had position high
and holy. The demon tore from
around me the robes of my sacred
Office and sent me forth churchless
and goddess, a very Kissing and by,
word among men. Afterward my
voice was heard in the courts, But
the dust gathered on my open books,
and no footballs crossed the threshold
of the drunkard's office. | had mon
oy ample for all necessities, but it
went to feed the Golfers of the devils
which possessed me. | had a home
adorned with all that wealth and the
most exquisite taste could suggest
The devil crossed ITS threshold and
the light faded from its chambers
And thus stand, clergyman with,
out a church, n barrister without q
brief a man with scarcely a friend, a
soul without hope-all swallowed up
in the maelstrom of drink"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19
His Cat.

A poor Irishman applied to one Of
the overseers of the poor for relief,
and upon some doubt being express
ed as TO whether he was a proper OBJ,
ject for parochial relief, he enforced
his suit with much earnestness.
"och, yer honor" said he "shure
I'd be stharved long since, but for me
cat"
"But for what2" asked the astonish-
ed interrogation,
"NIe cat" rejoined the Irishman.
"Your cat! how so?"
"Shure, yer honor, I sould her civ
en- times for sixpince a time, and she
was always home before l could get
there meself.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

A lady, in describing to an irrev-
erent boy an occurrence in which his
father figured, closed by rcmarking,
81 am sorry to say that the thing en-
ded by your fathers losing his tenn
per-" "Did father lose his temper?"
exclaimed the young sGapegroce;
"then hope he'll never find it again,
for it was the worst temper l ever
heard Of"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19
An Unluchy Kiss.

All GAAnSAs AAAs
eNow,s' said the old man, as he
drove in the the last nail, "if they
want to swing on the gate, let them
do it; IFS strong enough to hold 'em
now moonlight'S cheaper than coal
oil, anyhow"
aHusband, you're a brute to talk
that way" said his better half,
"whafs the matter now old wo-
man?'
"You know that Matilda dosen't
swing on the gate at night with her
young beau. Oh that | should ever
have lived to hear her father say
som
oNow look here old woman, don't
you condemn Matilda for that"
@Not condemn Matilda for swing
ing on the gate with a young man
in the night! Why, you, vulgar old
wretch"
you'd better not"
'Botter not? Andshc my only child,
too?"
"You're getting excited, my dear"
"You're an old old fool and brute
to talk to me as you do, You know
l never get excited, but I will vindi-
cate my child, even when. her father
ISLANDERS her."
~ didn't do it."
81 say you did"
"But l say didn't"
"And 1 say you did, did, did; so
you did"
"You'd better go in the house my
love-"
"And leave you here to SANDER
my child? No, sir, I'll have you to
understand that Matilda's mother
has some respect for her, ifhcr faith
er has not"
"My love, why win you fly off on
u tangent, and work yourself into
such pet?
"I'm not in a pet; I never got in a
pet"
"Now, after all, what have said
against Matilda"
Saidl Don't you accuse her of i'm
proper conduct"
"By no means"
didn't you say she stayed out at
night with young men, and it saved
expense, you old skinaint?"
81 was only jesting."
ooh, you were? Your own flesh
and blood, my poor innocent Matil-
da, to be made jest! That should
ever have livcd"-and the poor wo-
man broke down with sobbing.
Now see here, old woman" said
the husband, kindly, but firmly, "if
ynn don't hush up your nonsense
and dry up, I'll tell Mattie'S beau
not to be caught swinging on the
gate with her at night and I'll tell
him why
"You will, hey?"
eyes | will; because when was Il
counting young, l was swinging on
the gate with young woman, one
night, and Sam Solomon happened
to pass by just as she gave me a good
night kiss"
She commenced feeling around for
something.
at was the most unlucky kiss
ever got, for Sam gave up staying af-
ter that, and as soon as he got out OF
the way, it was me or nobody"
1t was lucky he got over the fence
and around the corner as quick as
he did, or the surgeon wouldn't have
had such an easy job of it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

In all Buddhist temples is n tall
and broad-leafcd lily, which stands
directly on the frontof the altar It's
idea is as beautiful as its workman
ship; it represents that just as tho
pure white flower may grow out Of
the miro and filth and blossom into
loneliness, so may tho heart of man
raise itself above the wickednsss
and corruption of the world into a
stOte'of spOtloss purity.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

Young ladies, you should never
under any circumstances, take the
same kind of syrup in your soda wa.
ter thatyour fellow does. Many a
young lady has got on her first drunk
by. saying, am take the same"
when her fellow has decided to take
"tomato syrup in his'n.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

All Jams is the name of a china
man in Nevada. He is addicted to
the flowing bowl, and some days it is
impossible to recognize him from his
brother jim Jams.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

A Reading man has written an es-
say on 'Bustles.n And some bustles
project sufficiently to enable man
to write an essay on 'em very easily.
The young collegian who wrote
home for new coat and got one a
mile too big, suggests that that was
not a citing" reply.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

A young man was airing a good
deal of superficial knowledge at a
social gathering, the other evening,
when Mrs Malaprop interrupted the
current of his loquacity and sheer
ingly observed; "The inflammation
of some folks is wonderful"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

1t is not believed that their is an
artist in the world who can catch the
expression of a woman's face as she
puts her nose into the milking and
finds that the thunder has soured the
contents
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

A fourteen ycar-old boy has quit
learning to smoke on reading the as
sertion of physician that it inter
fcres with molecular changes coinci-
dent with the development of the
tissues, and makes the blood corpu-
seles oval and irregular at the
edges.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

"a Miss Post is the rcigning beau
ty at Newport, and all young
men want to tie to her. This is
generally the fate of rail pretty
girl, and she has no defence.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19
Nnrristomn Hernld: A woman

Norristown Herald; A woman in
Council Bluffs, Iowa, sold her hus-
band for brindle cow, a calf, and
twenty dollars to boot. Cows must
be dog cheap in Iowa. But perhaps
it was sick COW and a counterfeit
twenty dollar note. -
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

Byron wrote, "How sweet to hear
the watch-dog's honest bark" From
which we infer Byron never attend
ed midnight sociablo in afamer's
melon patch.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

a Jamaica woman who leaned
over the fence and talked three hours
to the woman next door, was knock
ed off the step-ladder by stroke of
lightning, and all the other women
in the neighborhood have joined the
church.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

There is nothing more bcautifulin
the whole range Of animated nature
than'tho spectacle of a lovely city
girl standing under an apple tree
and wondering if sho could climb it
and get down'again withoutany per
son detecting the complexion of bSr
'stockings !
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

A lawyer at the bar was held to be
in contempt for simply making mo-
tion in court. 1t was ascertained,
however, that he made a motion to
throw an inkstand at the head of the
Court.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

The young ladywho always want.
ed her sweetheart close at hand OK,
plains 1t on the ground that twas
only q nigh dear of her own.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

Whatever be the cause of happi-
ness may also be the cause ofmisery.
The medicine which, rightly applied,
has power to cure, has, when rash
ness and ignorance prescribe it, the
same power to destroy,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

1t is said that the bite of black
bird will breed a case of hydrophobia,
and, all things considered, no man is
safe unless he goes down in a well
and has a trap door shut upon him. +
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

The pensivc mule is not usually
regarded as susceptible to pathetic
emotion. And yet he occasionally
drops mulc.tcor.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

A venerable old clock that has
licked two centuries and 4 half has
been placed in Memorial Hall, Ham
ilton College. The good ship Mary
Lyon landed in Boston harbOr on No
vcmbcr 8, 1881, with the apostle to
the Indians and this timepiece on
board, 1t kept time for John Eliot
while he was translating the Bible
into the Language of the Indians,
and has been handed down in the di-
rect line to the sixth generation. 1t
keeps excellent time.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

"My DEAR" said husband to his
wife, on observing red striped stock
ings on his heir, "why have you
made barbcr's poles of our child's
isgs?" Because he is little shay
err" was the neat reply.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

When young lady and gentle
man have a controversy about kiss
ing, they generally put their heads
together.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

In the far-ofI region of departed
years, where the ghosts of our joys
and griefs fit to and fro like quick
ened shadows, perhaps the bitterest
memory of all is the memory of our
first boil!
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

"a prudent man." says a witty
Frcnchman, dis like pin; his head
prevents him from going too far"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

"You are from the country, are
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Quaker who had just arrived. "Ycs.'
"Wcll, here is an assay on the rear,
ing of calves" "That," said Amin
adab, as he turned to go, "thee had
best present to thy mother"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19
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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-10-19

"You want nothing do your said
Pat, "Bcdad an if it is nothing yo
want yen find it in the jug, whore
the whiskey was"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-03-16

A JusTIcE WHO WoULDN T.-Y ester
day forenoon an honestSlooking man
called into the Office of a justice Of the
peace and wanted to know if be could
commence suit against neighbor fol
assault and battery. He was informed
that he could, and he frightened up and
continued
"We'H, make out a lawsuit right
away lie kicked me mighty hard, and
want you to plug the law right te
him.
As the justice reached for warrant
his visitor asked:
"How much will you fine him?
81 can't tell anything about the case
until it is tried" was the reply.
''Then he may get Off"
eyes"
"And l may have the costs to pay :
sYes."
sand you wont agree to flne him!
His Honor began to read fr1gid let
ter on the practice Of law, but the mar
for whom it was intended started fol
the door, saying:
II won't fool around with law. I've
got three dogs and two grown-ul
sons, ard guess the whole pile o
us can lick him blind in two minutes
Detroit Free Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-03-16
Some Left.

The other evening very excited
man called at the Central Station and
demanded warrant for The arrest OF
his neighbor for SANDER. He was told
how to bring about such result, and
then he wanted to know how much
damages he could probably recover.
"What is the SANDER? asked the
captain.
"Why, he says stole two hogs and
was sent to Jail"
Sand didn't you steal two hogs"
Il did,"
"And didn't you go to jails"
Eyes, SIR
"Well, then, how can it be SANDER
for him to say so 2" asked the captain.
"Well, just want this town to I'm
derstand J" shouted the indignat man,
shat fellow can steal two hogs and
so to Jail and still have big pile of
good character left!"