The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-11-09

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An lnsb doctor lately sent bic Lill
t. a lady as follows. TO curing your
husband till be died
Why coal tie most contradictory
article Eonwn to oommercei Because.
Ebea purchased IL goes to tue cellar
"a through my work, as tho
needle sad 10 the idle boy. But lot
until ,oa ac pushed hard, as the idle
l.oy said To The needle
Advice 70 partn.s-Wheu your
boy cries for stick Of candy, just take
as,ick to him
Huxley my boy you haven't
come bit too soon. for when we hear
ofa man up ia Reading, Pa. being
beaten 81 euchrc by learned hog, it's
about time TO ask whittier are we drift.
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The Danbury News states that
New Haven marched procession OF
thirty tramps TO the guard. house last
week and mistaken editor came out
ia the next mornings issue with An.
other great rally for reform.
a Norwich man calls himself on
bis card temperance boot maker. -
The need Of temperance boots is APP
parent, for though they are not gener-
ally drunk, ts notorious fact that
they're often very tight.
/ understand you make very good
ciderl Yaw, said the Dutchmani
Hans, my poy, 90 priug a mugful. IT
Hans soon returned with a mug brim
ming fall aud handed il to the Dutch
man. who drained it to the bottom at
one draught then turning to his
astonished visitor. said, Derc, now, il
you dosh not think dat ish goot cider,
yooBt sclmell OF &c mug
Says the Graphic Dynamite
closely resembles brown sugar, for
which il is doubtless sometimes sold.
Jabbiug a spoon into it hard will ex-
plode It, In the form Of nitro.glyceriue
il locks like poor butter The only
safe way is for boarding house keepers
to buy the best Of everything
Gimme something to cure boil,
exclaimed citizen as he dashed into
drug store All, 30 you've got one
aIags new, have you smiled
.be k lcs sir, and It's just 10
to night place Just ID tie right
place repeated the clerk why, where
il tbats On my hired man. came the
sweet reply, and the clerk saw the
point
-Old Mr. Thorp went into the par
Tor the other night at the witching
hour o. a quarter to II o'clock, and
found lhe room unlighted aud HE
daughter and q very dear friend, one o
tie au, form Il gafmeuturc variety
occupying The telc atete ia the cot
mr.
Eyaageinc. the old man said. this Il
scandalous,
Yes papa, size answered, sweetiy I
il candeless, because times are so hare
aud lights cost so much that FERDINAND
aud said we would try and get along
with jusl the starlight.
And the old gentleman turned abou
10 spcecbless amazement aud tried Il
walk out Of the room through pane
10 The wall paper.
a young man applicant for admis
sion to Cornell University, spilled Ia
ink al over bis examination papers
rubbed at the bIots with his tongue
Sucked his pen clean al the end 0
every sentence, spelled the name Q
tho father Of his country gorg wash
ingien, said that gullas deeius Brutu
discovered america, and that it was a
least CO miles IRON the earth to th'
moon. and nearly twice as lar TO th'
sun, but when il was ascertAined tina
the applicant was Robinson, the Unioi
Springs. \. Y. oarsman, his paper
were marked l25 per cent, aud b
went into the sophomore class.