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The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22
BUDGET OF FUN.


rs this New York, Detroit, Chicago or
Buffalo! inquired the next prisoner, looking
around as if his mind was unsettled.
"This place, Andrew Bate is Detroit re-
piled his Honor, as he softly scratched his
mead at Is Il city of llO,0JO people, nicely
situated, contains II great many honest meh,
and is chiefly noted for the great case anu
tlucnCy with Which it, hnck-driYers tell
man to g" to Texas
well, struck this town III the night,
continued the prisoner, lana ! hadn' Ueeh
here an hour before Il loaier struck me-
Did you strike back'
Yes, sir, and then struck out to get away
from the police"
but the officers struck your trail, and you
were brought in, and here you are salu MS
Honor.
1T strikes me that you arc correct, smiled
the prisoner
want 10 ak what YOU are dong here without
moncy:in your waliet!
81 thought I'd come here and wait around,
Judge"
"Ior what?
For anything"
"Micawbcr never lived here" said the
Court. "lhere's nothing to turn up mere
You might wait around here a hundred years
and couldn't get a soft and easy situation, such
as you probably seek"
I'D like to get to be a clerk in the Post
Office" said the prisoner
Have you ever filled such position"
mo, sir, but I've written great many let
tiers and bought a good many postage stamps"
up there where you are going for three
months" said his Honor, after painful
pause, there will be no waiting, not even for
dinner. Days will pass swiftly by and the
June blossoms will be winklng at the cow
slips before you kno IT.
"IIang your cowslips" groancd the pris'
oncr.
Nevertheless, Mr.. Bate, it is my duty to
A. Bate you" answered the Court, and hope
YOU will return to the corridor quietly, peace
fully and without giving Bjah any unneces'
sary trouble"
The prisoner had to be hauled in by his
collar and held up against the wall for few
minutes, but when reason returned he said he
was thankful that he hadn't been hit with
the crowbar, as he knew he deserved to be-
-Detr0it Free Press.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22
Wives Who Were Helpmates.

By Il. II. &.
While some wives have proved only stumb-
ling blocks in the way OF their husbands, il
is pleasant that many were helpmates indeed
Comforting, cheering, and assisting their
husbands, they have left proud record for
all wives to read and emulate.
Thomas Carlyle. the writer, has put his ties
timnny on the tom bstone Of his wife
FOR forty wears she was the true and Low.
ing helpmatc of her husband; and by act and
word unwearily forwarded him as none else
could in all of worth that he did or attemp
ted"
The French poet, Lamartine, married an
English lady, who proved the comfort and
| JOY of her husband She was not only good
| housekeepcr, but she was Lamartine's aman
DER sis and proof reader. She devoted her
self to the interests aud happiness of her hus
band, carefully warding off from him every
thing that she thought would annoy or fret
him.
| DIR. Hitchcock, of Amherst college in ded
icating one of his books 10 his wife pays hel
the following tribute:
! Early should have sunk under the pres
sure of feeble health, nervous dependency
poverty. and bhghted hopes, had not your
sympath:es and cheering counsels sustained
me And during the last thirty years OF pro
fessioual labor how little could have done
in the cause of science, had not you, 10 a
great measure, relieved me Of the cares OF q
numerous family, Furthermore, while
have described scientific facts with the pen
how much more wildly have they been por
,rayed by your pencil"
Huber, who devoted himself 20 the study Of
bees, was fortunate in possessing wife who
was helpmaie
He was blind, and had loved her before
that calamity fell upon him. She was III!
vile forty years, sHd never relaxed in her de
vo'ion to him, reading TO him, walking with
him, and watching his bees
4 The German Philologist. Reiskc, had
4 wife who was a grea, help TO her husband
She always prepared his copy for the press
and Ia prove Of more assistance to him in bi!
work learned several languages
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22
Ska Meant business.

They have some queer girls over in Colora'
do One of them who resides in the Coche
la Pourc Valley, had been receiving the at
tentions of young man for about year,
hut. becoming impatient at his failure TO
bring matters to a crisis, she resolved to as,
certain his intentions When he next called
she took him gently by the ear, led him to
seat ard SAID
"Nobby, you've bin foolin' round this claim
fur mighty near year an have never yi'
shot off yer mouth on the margin BIZ biz
I've co,;oned to yer on the square clean
through an hev stood off every other galoo'
that has tried ter chip in, an now ! want yer
to come down tn business or leave the ranche
Er yer on the marry an want a pard thetl!
stick RTE to We till we pass In yer cheeks an
the good Lord calls We over the range, Jls'
suueal an we'll hitch; but eff that amt yeI
game, draw out an give some other teller
show fur his pile. Now sing yer song OF
skip out. lie sang.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

WHY He BOUGuT THE TIGER-Those who
attended the sale of animals from Barnum's
hippodrome In Bridgeport, the other day, re-
port the following occurrences A tiger was
offered The bid ran up to $4,000. This was
made by man who was stranger, and to
whom 1t was knocked down. Barnum, who
had been eyelng the stranger during the bid.
ding, now went up to him and said:
Pardon me for asking the question, but
will You tell me where you are from?'
Down south Bit" responded the man
Are you connected with any show
mo"
"And arc you buying this animals
Yes"
Burnum shifted about uncasily for a mo-
ment, looked alternately at the man and the
tiger, and evidently trying his best TO recon
Cle the two together.
Now, young man." he finally said, "you
need not keep this animal unless you want to-
for there are those here who will take it OIL
your hands,
II don't want to sell, =" was the qmctreply
What on earth are you going to do with
such an ugly beast if yoN have no show Of
your own, and are not buying tor some one
who is Snowman
"Well, I'll tell you said the purchaser
MY vile died abou: three weeks ago. We
had lived together tor 10 years and-l miss
her. He paused to wipe his eyes and steady
his voice, and then added $50 I've bought
the tiger
II understand you" said the great Snowman
in husky voice.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22
Lone jack

The following ancient, quaint, and clever,
account of the origin OF this famous brand
of smoking tobacco appears in the Harvard
Adrocate. The reader who would enjoy il
perfectly this Sunday morning must take
down his meerschauni, rub it kindly with his
silk handkerchief, insert fresh weiXel, fill
the creamy bowl with feathery flakes of true
Virginia, and read and putt and smile as he
must:
There is kind of tobacco veric good
called Lone jack and how it came 10 be
soc called was OR this wise: King James L
did greatly dislike We smoking of tobacco
holding it to be a glievyous synnc whereat i
did seem to some wagge IN Vyrginie good
Jest to stamp uponne his tobacco we kynge's
face. with his pipe in hys mouth. Yc fame
of thys did grea,li spread abroade, even tC
Frrn;e, where they did falselie change "
Kynges name unto L ONE Jacques (mistak
| ing the L. to be eleven, which seeming tt
they of Vyrginie better jest than the other
they did change We Kynge's crown unto ,
hattie; and name hymn Lone Jack
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

We had always supposed, says reporter
that behind the screens one sees strung across
the back end of adressmaking establishment
was where they kept the wood box and coal
scuttlc, and innocently enough we started to
60 behind one the other day, TO spit No, ii
wasn't ghost, for ghosts don't yell so, OF
jump over cord of boxes, and try to hide
behind spool of thread, but there was
enough of something behind them to keep us
in the front part of the shop after this.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

In Baker.sfr"''t car, yesterday, some men
we're talking al 1t the nerve of William Tell
in shooting an apple of his sons head. To
vex an old lady, who was listening, one OF
the men said That was Mr. Tell. But
what does his wife amount to- Why does
not history mention herr "1'll bet hun
dred dollars ~ called the old lady, in an ex.
cited volce-"Ill bet a hundred dollars that
she sat up half the night before patching the
boys trowsers, so he'd look decent TO go out
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

Boosting the other day of the speed OF his
horse a Vermont horSejockey gravely as
serted that he could trot seventeen miles an
hour. "Seventeen miles an hour" crled a
bystander. ~ guess as how that's mum
per" "My dear fellow replied ne OF the
Green Mountains, seventeen miles Is not
Great for the creature now; for when he was
Bat two years old the lightning killed the old
mare, and chased the colt all around the pas
turc without getting within ten rods of him
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

"Pears to me you've got putty slim fire,
Mirandy,' said splndling youth the other
night, as he sat in front OF the fireplace by
the side of a buxom young girl, who had no
earthly use for him. Yes she said, as she
wickedly looked at the floor behind him; ut
about all you and the fire can do between you
to get up respectable shadow, '-FronMin
(kYl Patriot.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

An Illinois boy recently converted to the
Methodist docrrrn", while taking up the col
lection, held ON the plate to some of his un
cody associate. But, when hot nickel
dropped, he list his temper exclaiming,
Come down. VS. you've got 10 pay some.
thing Dow in the stamps. Yes, know
savations free. !Or all, but it costs like the
- to run rlurch." They anted and he
passcd-St "jS Repnb'icaH.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

"Mr. Busbec says you needn't send the
paper to him any more" said little urchin
who stuck his head into the sanctum. s"All
right AN he SAID to tell you he wouldn't
stopped it only you didn't say nothin
about the big hog he killed last week" con
,inued the youth; and then he slid down into
the street.-FultoR IN. " Times.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

"My articles do not meet with very warm
reception of late" "Our fair correspondent
is mistaken" replied the editor, they meet
with the warmest reception possible. We
burn them"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

When you are on the way TO your marriage
young man, there is no necessity OF looking
as though you were on the way to bank you
had busted. 4 brave man meets misery with
a smile.-MdysriUe (Ky) Monitor.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

Wendell Phillips speaks of the Venetians
using paper money. Doubtless Ohett0 had
just received his pay in that currency when
he exclaimed; ale who steals my purse
steals trash =,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

william observed a fond Danbury father,
to his hopeful son, 1.-THE prospect of a war
with Spain is no longer imminent, so guess
YOU had better step out in the yard and finish
saving that wood The grateful William
stepped out.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

Noisy little boys in indianapolis are told
that right in the center of the hind hoofs of
every live male there is a little lump of gold,
which may be easily dug out with a pen.
knife
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

The Troy Press says: "a teacher in one OF
our prominent female seminares on the
Hudson, on being asked by young lady OF
her class what pig-iron Is, repiid: Iron
given in exchange for swine.'
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

An indianapolis girl supposes that the rea-
son she has never kindled flame in any
mans heart is because she is not q good
match.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

When the weather is wet and gloomy the
people commit suicide, and when it is cold
and brisk they go skating aud get drowned.
This is what makes 1t so very hard for "Old
Prob" 10 decide which kind to deal out.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

"Zachariah," said Mrs Chandler, "what
smell Is that!' Gloves" "But that other
smell?' "Allspice." But isn't there an
othere" "Yes-apples." "Ard just one
more" "Cider, my dear" "Well, Zacha-
riah" said she, IF you'd only drink little
brandy now you'd make good mInce PIE"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

EGGs WITH ANCHovY SAUCE-Boil some
eggs hard, cut them in halves, take out the
yclk and pound it in mortar with little
anchovy paste tnen replace tins in the cup
formed by the white of the egg, and garnish
the dish with little water cess.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

"Y-ou mean elastics," replied Main street
clerk to an old lady who asked for carriers,
II suppose some high.nosed people call 'em
lastics,' she said, "but when l git too stuck
up to ask for garters, I'll not box my Susan S
years for saying hoes when she means stock,
ing" She got her carriers.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

a Kentucky editor tells another that if his
head were as rad as his nose, he would re-
mind one:of how.legged carrot surmounted
by a cOcnadc.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

A Baltimore servant girl the other morn.
ing tried that good old time.honored plan of
lighting the kitchen fire with kerosene.
Nothing has ben zine of her since.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

Gathering autumn leaves was formerly q
fashionable amusement, but since the irrup.
ton OF the pin-back dress the gathering mas
been confined to boys.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

""Oh, III make you hate the whole sekr'
said Virginia New woman to her rowing
husband last week And then she carved him
with the bread knife 10 such an extent that
lac Is not likely to leave the house for weeks
TO come
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-01-22

Helmbold has been released from the IN
sane asylum, it having been proved that he
did not, as was charged, attempt to pay an sd.
vertising account.
, 1876-09-01
POLITICAL.
Great Speech Of Carl schurz
at Cincinnati Last
Evening.
It Is Addressed Particu-,
larly to the Indie
pendent Voters. 3
The True interests Of the
American People De- =.
mand the Election
Of Hayes. +
Administrative Reform Can
Only BE Secured in
This Way.
No Improvement to Be Ex-
pected from the Sue
cess Of Tillen.
Speech Of Newton Booth, at
Terre Haute, On the
Currency Question.
The Imitation Fallaoy Exposed in q
Clear and Convincing
Manner.
Positive Announcement that Soy-
mour Will Refuse tile Now
York Nomination.
The Congressional Convention in
the Third District to Bo
Sept. %.
The Greenbackers Report
Their Strength in
This City.
Notes from Hcadquarters--.Pre-
pairing to Greet Carl :
BChurz,
Positive Announcement that Sey-
mour Will Refuse tie New
York Nomination.
The Congressional Convention in
the Third District to Bo
Sept. %.
The Greenbackers Report
Their Strength in
This City.
Notes from Hcadquartors--.Pre-
pairing to Greet Curl
Echurz.
SCIIURZ.
MS spEEcH IN CINCINNATI Last EVENING.

GTfTTTo"
----. sC11utIs
spec'as Dspatch to 7at tribune
ea.sS IN tue evening. anu the weather was tRfcat'
dcnscly crowded Tonight on The occasion of The
Hon. Carl schurz,s snecch In Enr1i.t ,'ho midi.
.nc. IN. ~ nhar. r.. $500 ~ - - 49, ~
TIL, -" 80 o'o ~ s's'1s' " n"a,o'" ~ ~
sitlcal speeches and included many ladies. Judge
gress In thc second District, this ctty, w.s tho
-, ~ Wv ~, ne.'..s' l,o niHue snot" s'aso'
tui 1pceca' 6ls' sehnsz spoke as follows:
TIE wr srEEc,I: EaL .,a,.,,,,... ~,
American pcople upon, ttis iteady growth OF =
public sentiment which teuands The correction OF
upon heuest principles and enlightened taeihods u
states,nunshlp. THAT sentiment has becon,c pow.
crfu! enough to extaEt tcspvcs from both political
as ~ e ,se soaes
I'll; Il in tIseif hopeful sgn, and II this drift Of
paehs opnGPn b sR ayo sna 'f directed
complish lasting REFORMATION ii our public con.
Germs: But just such situation. while full Of
prontsc, Ia alh0 full of deception. Ne are natur-
ally eagcr ia achieve the desired result bnt In that
caEesncss we may be In danger 10 sacrifice real
and lasting reform to mere apparent or temporary
change, leaa!aE only TO atcpstttion Of the tane
CONNECTS, bat tnen under tho disadvantage q dis
aPpoaated xeat snd en exhausted energy o. pop.
mlar movement Under nnch clrctlmttancca
III good sittzsu; vic h.ss 'S Tic we]lare 'Aoi oi
the country s!ucercly at hcart. should dete5n'no
tletr polstscaI eourse With more than otdlna1y
deed, do not remember single Presidential CAM
pnEn IN Which 90 many patrlottc men scun In
70 takd sass 81. 9y aes ne ~ .e e.
that elass. III otler worts. 70
shall partjtu1ssly addfess my fen'aIks, ] and can
do 40 With iii the p,orc p,onrlcty a. a,n ono Of
them.
, 1876-09-01

tmnlsin' m..s W ~ r. X. .n az" ., n.is - rt.
ass .n4 ns ~ tamals1sI ~ the t,sSInk lnsnes
,nS.c 1i. va IN w eann' ~ 70 t nnef
snx ~ ,nnn t,n,,ri.A r. H. xt.,nMs tsnd .ni.s ~.
~ T. ~ HaU ~. w s onia ALE 5.s
nnrd fns lcss cot,nntnn ."o ""' "'"'a ""'' 1s'e''
Mofeoyer. thers Va p)rn,y Of eorrunton before
tc tc ~ IT, otan III Hsssfonsn Ing .is
ssty %ueh e III - iee'Inx. y , sa1 nsmssfste
rni,Msi con.d- h, m e wn snG" ~ .tat
sal truth compcIs nc /" .ay that il WA a Demo.
sbiifv hnnr,fv ana Gde1tv .i,oid i.e ibs nn,v H.
eislyc auajjdcatIons fos pubIic rmpioymeni. frat
iabtt'titeJ the whma Of Arbitrary fsv1r!ism; arst
eya .. Msn,,n fe"n re- dno ~ Posgr , M Il.
ciyI scsyee ,srissn cnninc ant .hm eit Ia 'ns M
ash 81 eS d hss -
come upon ne
IT vas 4 DEMOCRATIC nApr. THAT SPOIL,
hIls.En! ,.-.,..
sna mast " adm!tted that the nemoctstle party
viz III s H.
tne ,ant democratic A0mnstration 1nst before s6e
Gs' ~ Wat m eeeoms mere arbitrary sna deapotis n
eo55art tbsn any ihst Il: sa"a pressdsd i. NV D''
:, Bus my respect for hi.t6ncal truth eompeis me
developmcn't q thr sp9!is sy.tst1 The taat Domo.
esatlc Aam'nissrntion !ctt bottntl +, has. under
dpnoafian Il ~ rne; 'osns aounaant 1fat nave
rs.Sn y y. ~ auy, o.. nsst5 plppS;I 9eGaelon. nn
H rIH1'Ms's - usMnanse 'ne apnres ~ncn Aa!c EIOWn
Mha, n,n mnnes M the ~. t"n Aamnsnona;
~ III. tyan sMc .aaet ~oM. nasS sso
.in.s s t j,tI nG'H ~ aoa.nk ~ Ttss es noss
1"n,trn nase @ teo e eemn'fy IN the opinion Of
Hrithnr c,r tbn.n .rn us, n rov,e; r!,s,
r,.ctfc-, a. +hn.. se ,vh WY 1Grf hin snn
t s,r u1 ,nose wno, ~ h'en pases pSfnso
Of veous syst * II. n;es e of ety emr.asoa T1ss
wcro aisvnya hrjd yntI5 =. iu,tiar"tio" ~
In thsrs woria soon hn s-.-c.iv t.,n,Ht,e. y,
rtthn"I uict1,n amd .net ,.tt;r,s ,snrts heao .
ntrsS.n+ t,rn ~ n 'e " o'~" ''@''A ""e~ ""''
eI "., ,rrv ~ -, -. nrnsn,, .~.,.,,u.r,..
1n.o ,,. q = =. - ~. r.
, ~ a..!t tnaL ~ no petloa N our nislnsy Le
sxefeisea f... 9se.! mofe demonilzmg ana desfad-
i,nS 'mnaehSe upon AZ tae spaefes 81 pub
ne ia!o oe'oW than ~ Ttthin the
!ast few years. doubt whether tha arbitrary. use
o, % sns rower q APPOINTMENT ,na Fsmo.al as
~ neans q taroritiafn. ana fswasd anu nunAhmcnt,
nns Eyer nccn curlco 49 more alhtmeaE extent
tala SO yeafs sso. ana Nuen ! repeat II to-day.
10 g Witn ihe atsatanec tilnt IhfTt mAloflEy OF
nc Ncptoiieoh patty 4ase IN tne fnshnslme come
~ ane t9he'us,on t9at ~ fsGht. fn in1ner IN
fssa5,hE that nc fesolhtton 10 nc Nhttona Aepub
iean ptaiotul exptcsa,nK mastc77HaHdtf approval
.a u Msn. ~ .1nnt ~ aaMln,nt5aton W wcax eoh
stJs"n wv 70 INC esa oslhMsu paHy neage OF eoanesy
M =. H9S s4psH"e y. t14ts. anu 4tstep1eseniauoH o.
, 1876-09-01
GENTS FUNNRRI1tNtt G00DEs
wilson BROS,
usve In stock, Of thor own manufacture,
St1lR I S

Mndo of Wamsutta Muslin, at s1.36,
$50, $1.6O, 91.76, sl.s5, and $500.
ANY Of these ShirtH, without boing
hutton-holed or 1aundriod, 500 Zach
less. These goods have much henv-
ier linonB, and much bottor work
manship than Eastern-mado Shirts.
81 and 90 washington.st.. Chicago;
4O8 North Fourth-st.. st. Louis:
Piho's Opera Houne. Fourth-st., Cincinnati.
THE CIuICAGO T1tIDUNE.
, 1876-09-01
OCEAN 8TEAMSllINA,
ONLY DIRECT LINE TO FRANCE

g. NJ fo5 the landins = p.s.eaEsrs: The ipleeaid
f,o9std r 3na !; YIN Ese.,s ns u y. pier Mo-
srohe 1Te o. penw E ~ SItes.' ~ T.. = 1a1'o"'
,l g.; La.Fsa5 Tf.ia itassns,ns1 sst1.dsy sept
sns.ge ln Eoia 0ncla4nG winel Flint cabln, eii0 10
4Gf1, s.n ses15dinE ,aSson1nolatlon. Bccona s7l
a'ses.xe SaS xtsh ;asstiss iaesdinz
Steamers lily. ao not carry steersEa pa1ssn
EsH, Lpuig M,,;R,I nR DEaiAN, q Agent s. 1raaawaT.
, 1876-09-01

keeper, b. will select aan whom hs hss sscsr.
aiGra to 6 aa to X. "' l. en-
pia, le fiute. Or thas le d good lland Il pokcr
II you want goud Custom ll6usc officer, OF Post
man Of whom yoa have asceta,aed that hs !a hon.
est and possesses that capacity and those Dnstness
habit. which viii snshs him 70 perform the duties
0f cuaton Ioufe uf3cer. or Postmaster, OF 1tnye.
nuo Cocctn. aatataeso1lly ssbat yon must not pre-
fer nun irrespective Of I'LL character md hasihess
on thr Sroana - tba. h0 ea nas
VINO knows now 70 rA0R PRIMARIES.
oyst 4 10 1e
iin. nner.tand that iae pe.iofasea Of lin oaie':l
lie servant Of ths Government ani the people, and
ot ths Fs; 9f si eatty that b. Il E.
sbs u y reeva ssx + H. s@ss IT, o o.
Performs it'd oi,!cis lf,tes henssy aud adlcirn,iy
tinnsa eooa tesyce OF s.ttaoslInary efeIeney will
dishonest ,rtastces he VIII b. severely held 10 &C.
rendered. 70 be rendered. aud no party innucnce
car ,asc him: This Ii the why to k<fp msn In Office
NOV, low sss % ySu TO insure the election Of ut
ry;sona for o1lco' Lot me toll You arst bow yo,9;
wiil 70: insure th1 seleet!oP of ht mea: fea VII
81 esea = xsii :. Ssa, Il ths Incoming oi new
N THE WAT or NEW uKA1,"
rendering necessary some %, 0oo or 1000 new
dssat aud heads of dspaf.ments tsss jast droppsd
iu.o .helr places, and ire .ti bewIi!errd by tho
variety and c9mplIcutIon Of new duties suddenly
overwhelming thcm It II simply impossible to gss
tirs necessary care undef such circunstAucca You
will not insure tue selection ot ht men u tue sp.
e ietatoa II ps,t, iosdes., and psTtieus1Iy u
Congressman. who, IN many, II noti most. cases
care less for the interests OF tho service than fox
tAs building up OF their own huus Influence or par
II machine by which to keep themselves IN place,
aud who, to that end, uas the of1ccs to reward
ther political agents aud tools With pay out Of the