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, 1876-10-13

CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, L ST. FhU, lAIuR1aD.
IniHA Dr~lf4 t1'rasr AlalfIti M. G.1At.sI. T.tcs
otl'ce a. bnaGh tark'st.4 opiu.'.u 6erasL H. IL.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18
SUMMER RESORTS.
GREAT
REDUCTION OF BOARD
GREAT

A THE CELEBRATED ROCKBRIDGE
n ALUM SPRINGS.-Owing to the depressed
condition of the country, the proprietor has
determined to lower his charges, that ali NAV
be able to derive the benefits from the use Of
these justly celebrated waters. They need no
recommendation, since they have SO fully es-
tabl1shed their g aiciency through the thou
sands who have been brought from deaths
door to renewed health by the use of their
wonderful medicinal waters. Since last sum-
mer the Chalybeate Spring, which was opened
last year, has been thoroughly analysed by
Professor M. B. Harden, OF the v. NJ. l., Of
Virginia, and by CONF arison shows 1t TO be
fully as strong as Rawley" of carbonate of
iron, having small quantity more than one
and a small quantity less than the other two
springs So In addition to the water that mas
made these springs SO famous, the proprietor
takes pleasure In announcing that he can fur.
nish those who may need TO drink either SEN
arately or in connection with the more cele-
brated waters OF these springs pure carbon
ate of iron (chalybeate) water, inferior to
none, and equaled only by RaWley, In this
State. This at the very cheap rates, with ac-
commodation fully up to any previous wear.
First month OF four weeks, $50; two months,
eight weeks, 500.
Professor ]. 8. Davis, University of Virginia,
resident physician.
Send for circular. JAMES A. FRAZIER,
nyA Proprietor.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18
PUBLICATIONS.

MkRQIknE D A. flq 5t,sss . ma.
HUUFHHHHNNkE& = TO the married and mar
GUIDE g.: :t:s.i 5s:3; )
Be truly happy in the married relation Male a. male.
young and middle aged should read and preser, IT, L
contains information, which afford be with
outs how to preserve the health and complexion ana
give faded cheeks the freshness O youth be aud
only Marriage Guide in the world Price 50 eeutS
BY Mail The author may be consulted personally By
mail Oftbe subjects mentioned in his Addrese
DE-. A. G. O14GSs lS Washingto1 St, Chicago, IL
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18

TIE jackson Sun states that Hon.
Emerson Ethridge has declared for
Hayes and Wheeler, and that it is ru.
mored he will canvass Indiana and Ohio
during August snd September.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18

TIE Nashville Banner is right. Gov
ernor Porter's nomination by the COM
ing State convention is already assured.
His election is no less certain.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18
JUST PUBLISHED.
A New and tIful Sabbath School SONG
Book.
GOOD NEWSl

GOOD NEWS indeed to Sabbath School
" singers, young and old, who are waiting
for Just such beck. 1t is edited by r. II. NJ
Intosh, and the contents Contributed by emil
nent writers and composers.
Both music and words are new, fresh and
attractive. Witness: "Sunny Shore" "1o
Canaan" " Christ Hero" "a Tell Me Again
"One Astray," " Kingdom Coming" and
others.
Price of GOOD NEWS, S5c. Reduction for
quantities. Mailed post-free for retail price.
Revised, greatly enlarged and improved new
edition Of
CARMKEA C0LLEaENaTA.
This magnificent book has been revised and
improved, the songs of many new colleges
added, and, besides being the most compre-
hensive collection of Students Songs, con-
tanning t1ose OF al the colleges extant, il ia
one of the most attractive books for use In
parties and all informal social sings" Price
IN Cloth, So; Gilt, S..
Keep in remembrance LIVING WATER8
Unexcelled as q book for Praise Meetings ste.
Price, 30 cents.
OLIVER DITsOa q CO., BOSTON.
G. H DITSON & CO.,
III Broadway, New YORK.
]. e. DIFSON & CO.,
Successors to Lee & Walker, Philadelphia
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18
RgETgICAI..
PRESCRIPTIONS FREE

nor the speedy cure OF Seminal Weakness
II Lost Manhood, and all disorders brough
on by indiscretion or excess. Any druggiH
has the ingredients. Address DAVIDSON
co., Box 22S8. New York. oc80-deod
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18
;sTENOGRAPHER.
jas. WALSH, STBNOGRAPHBR
80 North Court Street.

EVIDEECE reported In Courts, beforer eff
II eIees, etc., verbatim. Shorthand taught
OrRllV nv nail.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18

the Indies respectfully solicit liberal patron
age, avs they intend to make the room pleasant
and attractive, as well as TO furnish the BEST
of Coffee, with Lunch or Meals, at the lowest
possible price, without the temptations of
stronger drinks. Ladies and gentlemen, friends
OF the temperance cause, are earnestly solic-
ed to ia vnr the entArDriGa my24
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18
Speech of Major w. j. Sykes, Delivered
at Humboldt Yesterday-The
Debt Of the State Reviewed.
How il was Made When and by Whom
the Bonds We're Issued-The
Ante-Bellum Internal I'M
prOYemeut Policy.
What Governor Andy Johnson Said and
Sanctioned Increased Wealth Of
the State-COmparatiYe Tab.
ulated Statements.

Special to the Appeal
HUMBOLDT, July 17.-MSjOr w. j.
Sykes spoke here to-day to 8 large
crowd. His speech was well delivered
and sound. Ii was Endorsed by the peo-
pie. Gibson may be counted safe on
finances and Democracy. After having
discussed the subject of Federal finances
and taxation, Major Sykes proceeded to
speak on the questiOn Of the
CREATION OF TIE STATE DEBT.
In regard to the State debt, it may be
remarked that ali legislative power not
prohibited by the constitution is vested
in the general assembly OF the State.
This includes the power to contract
debts and issue bonds, as has been the
uniform practice in ali the States, and
has been in accordance with all the ju'
dicisI decisions, Federal and State. The
United States supreme court, in the case
Of Olcot Is. Supervisor (16 WdILGce's
Reports, pages $3.50, upon question
of The right to issue bonds to railroad
company, says: "Whether the use OF q
road is public or private one depends
In no measure upon who constructed or
who owns it. IL has never been cOnsid-
cred q matter of any importance that
the road was built by the agency OF q
private corporation. No matter whGas
the agent, the function performed is that
of the State. Though the ownership is
private, the use is public. If
there be any purpose for which taxation
would seem to be legitimate, it is the
making and maintenance Of highways.
They have always been considered gov
ernmental affairs, and iJ has been recog-
nized as one of the most important
duties of the State to provide and care
for them" In order to prevent leglsla-
lures from contracting debts, or author
izing the issuance of bonds, there must
be a constitutional prohibit ion; and this
has been inserted in several State con-
situations to greater or less extent. 1t is,
therefore, useless to discuss the power OF
the legislature to do these things, since il
is an ediudicated and well-settled ques-
ton. The State debt now existing was
sanctioned and
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18
LUNCH HOUSE.
TH&
Temperance Lunch-HOuse,

1En MAIN STREET, OPPOSITE COURT.
AOV HOUSE, having been transferred to the
Wananss Terunaranee EInIazx
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1876-07-18

With the proper laws properly ad.
ministered, the expenses of collecting
taxes and the insolvencies will not ex-
coed 500, 600 per annum, Let us now
see what is the amount of the debt. Ac.
cording to the report of the com ptroller,
in 1875, the debt of the State will not
exceed SO 600, 900; but suppose we put it
at $25, 0O0,0 Six per cent. upon this
amount is 81, 800, 600; per cent. per an
mum, 81, 900, 600. If we put the expenses
Of the State government at $500, 600, aud
the Interest lat 4 per CENT?, 81, 200, 900,
the present tax will be sufficient to pay
that amount. The expenses of the State
government can be reduced to $500, 900
per annum with no detriment to the pub.
lie service, and this will leave an ample
amount to pay per cent. interest on
your debt, without any increase in the
wealth Of the country. But, if the
amount collected, should only be ST.
$50, 900, and the expenses OF the State
government should be $500, 900, that
would leave $3.50, 200 to be applied to the
! ayment OF interest. II the bonds should
bear per cent. interest for five years,
the interest would be $750,0O0 per
annum, and there would be 100000
left, to be used in paying the prin.
cipal. At the end of five years the
rate of interest might be increased to
four per cent, because the revenues of
the State would be increased by the
growth of the taxable property OF the
State. We have good Ieason to believe
there will be an increase. From 1852 to
1850 the wealth increased Sl92, 427, 233:
and from 1865 to 1875, it increased over
SIS, 900, 600, and this latter increase took
place in times Of extreme depression.
Since 1873 there has been q decrease in
the assessments, because of the very Pc
culiar condition Of affairs, and the re-
markable stringency in money matters.
But this cannot continue. When the
present private endorsements are re.
as they soon will be,
THE INCREASE IN THE WEALTH OF THE |
STATE
will be steady, and will go on from year |
o year, if wise policy should, as 1 |
hiDk viii, be pursued. We may reas. |
'nsbly calculate on an increase OF five
'er cent. per annum. That would make
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1876-06-27
IA. of H.
RGbekah Charity Degree. I.0.0.f.

ry,HE REGULAR MEETINGS OF THE
ReLekaL Charity Degree Lodge, l, 0. o.
T.. will be held in the odd Fellows Hall,
on the FIRST and third FRIDAYS OF each
month, at744 ocloch ?. M.
W. ii. DAVENPORT, N. g.
DAN. NATHAN, Sec'y. 5-tf
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1876-09-07
A Beer.G uzzling Bullfr0g.
From the Reading (HA!) Eagle.

From the Reading (a!) Eagle. = ''.''Tif ."s'
AtJoseph Winters 81 restaurant is a
bullfr0g that measures about thirteen
inches in length, croaks loud, deep,
and :hoarse, and can leap six feet. !. It
has been q: constant 'fabitue of the
place during tbs past two Yeats, iii
was brought there to be broiled, but
jumped out of the water at night and
hid under the large refrigerator be-
hind sthe"s bats swhere sitssheehGd IT'S
headquarters ever since.4 When there
are indications of rain his :bullfroR.
ship croaks loudly s.more rum, >, -, and
comes Iout of his hiding. place, j but
keeps out Of harms way and from
under the; feet of the customers and
attendants, At night it hops around
the room, hut as soon as the restaurant
is opened in the morning it hops back
to Its headquarters under ,the'iefrt9erac
tor. Its food consists of the crumbs
it gathers of the floor and the ,fiies,i
catches, and its drink consists Of waste,
beer that drops from the beer. spiQot
Unto pot on thR dom ht thsnd dgera.
stor;,ssThe frog. often stands aup AGAINST
the pot, and leans over the edke6f the
pot, with the mouth 9i11 eshaerx ard
when the pot isanut 4efS f.4f It Jumps
into the beer fand remains there a
while. Ira %so @st,-. --..'5Ss 5't''4a-. T. : ~
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1876-09-07

A Novel School.

There is more trouble in store for
the schoolboy. A society has been
started in France for the formidable
purpose of prosecuting *svoyages of
study" round the world. NJ. de Les
seps has interested himself i'm the pro-
ject, and next year fine steamer of
1900 horse power will take a cargo of
boys, with tutors, regulations, and
everything necessary to enjoyment, on
a long cruise, in which pleasure is to
be duly seasoned with study. The
ship will weigh anchor at Harve, and
sail in the first instance to- New York,
touching at Lisbon, Madeira and the
Bermudas.. FromaNew York the stu.
dents will proceed to Charleston, Ia
vannah; Martinique; Para, Rio, and
BuenoSaAyers. They will avoid Cape
Horn; sailing through the Straits of
Magellen; on to Valparaiso, Callao,
Tahiti, Auckland and Melbourne.
From Melbourne the floating school
will make for Sydney, pause for a mo:
ment at Noumea, thence proceed to
Yeddo, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Singa.
pore, Bombay. Adden,; Alexandria,
Naples and Marseilles, when the young
gentlemen will be let loose to teach
their aged relatives <,..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1876-09-07
To Morrow.

Morrow is a station on the Little
Mama Road. about forty miles from
Cincinnati: Anew brakeman on the
road, who did mot know the names of
the stations; was approached. by a
stranger, the other day. while stand:
ing by his train at the depot, who in.
nn;ra1;y, 4 =, r. -
I:'Does this train 60 to Morrow to-
day?", :.:;
"No,'' replied the brakeman, who
thought the stranger was making game
of him; sit goes to-day, yesterday
week after next q:,.t 81.
,''sYou don't understand me- persist.
ed the stranger, II want to go to Nor.
row. ..:'
'Well, why in thunder don't you
wait till tomorrow, and not come
bothering around to-day! You can go
tomorrow or any other day you
please"
s.Won't you answer civil question
civilly:! Will this train go to-day to
Morrow
|, mot exactly. It will go to-day and
come back tomorrow
AS the stranger who wanted to 60 to
Morrow was about to leave in disgust,
another employee, who knew the sta:
tion alluded TO, came along and. gave
the desired information.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1876-09-07
Getting Her Out II I'll 'Mud.*

"A great many years ago, on one of
our Southwestern rivers, there was an
old skipper who had a steamboat
which: was: sailing in shoal water and
got stuck in: the mud She was swung
around in the water; and there was NO
chance to get her 'ahoat, do what they
would. He was a very profane old
fellow and everybody through the
country knew it. Suddenly an idea
struck him: He said to one of his
deck handsi:'' # All IT, 5't
*.:Yor go up TO tho town and tell
them T have got religion, and that
want them to come down and hold a
prayer, meeting on board"
The deck hand went to the town and
spread the news around, and every
one being interested in the old skip
per conversion, went down to hold
the prayer meeting, The old man was
standing ready, to- receive them, and
IS they came down he; said to, every
man:
GO aft,,''' and they all: went aft until
there was, great weight, and the end
that was fast in'ithe mud got loose and
foated off. AS soon. as, the: boat got
afloat the skipper said: -, .u,. -
''The meeting u.s.. over; jump
ashore ~ sss>d e 's.-s:r s., ! 't.-
l..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1876-09-07
Southern Rspabl leans ! ale 1ikely to be

Southern /. Rspa5l!t!sah afe liflely to be
soon vindicated: = Z@ 81 go - IS. !
lInsaddition to the authorities and
eYidenoelahoYe referred to, the testi.
m0ny taken by the Senatorial inYesti.
eating commit tee, of which Mt. Bout
well Is chairman, in . Mississippi, the
present tumfmh{e:r VIII be given. to the
world ms8i16W days. This will shock
eyegH impartial, candid mani in the
country y The truth has never been
Malt told. The madness and folly OF
the North In rfdichling and suppress
fng truth, tilvbdvihg not merely the "
taity 6f,. repnb lftttan government in the
States, but the.f}15lfty life 'of the Nation.
a. .GoVerIhe ntt, 1aro I :. 'in6xphe3ble TO
those. LIVING In the midst io0iff these fatal
scenes. Thank Goa, however, q SOUTH
efp Republican can can at last, hold. up
bis head. and keeping before him as
shield leading, Democratic organs, can,
without shame, declare: thel truth OF
Southern -outraees~ for political pur.
poses. NO ..bl6ody shift! )" Great God!
there is, and has been air. this time, a
fearfully bloody shirt, saturated and
dripping in every thread with the
blood Of Republicans, maj tyrs to South
ern hostility TO the Union. the flag,
Reconstruction, and "a thu great senti;
%sAt 8 ind1eep p 't3A equality before
Tho abevee Volumes Of testimony 8,
reports upon Southern, outrages can bt
had Of the members Of Congress- BY
the mere asking. J Init Gods name, will
not the people call for them and lear1
the truth! VI: -. ,,rx :i:53 ;<'ss ):
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1876-09-07
He, Got It.

From tie Denver News - J..
! A Chinaman went into a dry-goods
oresyesterday and looked all around
with those sloping eyes cut the wrong
:.What do you want, John p said All
affable gentleman with his hair parted
in the middle. .r
me ne see him. replied John.
:.sWhat, is it like, John Vr.,s,<.,. t.I
Fora: moment the Oeleitial trans:
ported himself in a. brown study. He
thought very hards and then that sad
dlescolored scountenanc &c lit up like the
bushes business end or \ g and he
:Puttse : Up in Tvs ii1 lily come
in he no come in, catchee on outside
allie sa6de..'' '''f ,'&E -: Ia l.'E; :2.,5
And shortly John went away as hap.
~ as . basket Of !, chips, with two yards
OF green gallze. IN 81 = y H. III -. ..,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1876-09-07
!, FASHION ,FANC1ntis. /

Z Cardinal red wells: are worn II Paris.
Red s. cashmere p IS Jackets s for seaside
Bonnets viii vii have AVE! long strings in III tie !,
fall. 4tI txtt,H 5Jsssi. EEtsis.,Sl
Nothing new { ints style of making
cloth dresses !; :ti,!s 1=*tis '@assfz''7
j, hats & every kind efe '5' pa M
Among other things, buttons tsai1 sre in IN
great favor. .41:aqf5t,a ;
!,Eall,bodnetst have high crowns and
close bfimS.' ss5eI ~ 2 5it' III nv
velvet bonnsts will take the place Of
felt ones this fall. ~ ,s.:,+,is, '''s
~:Tuifbaps VIII BE-. Tie Tie, fashionable
round hatp next season. r.s,| :t1s,,:;<s III
s:Greenish tinted cream is 1.-THE new
shade ofthis popular coloreaEs - .<'H'
= Everything 2iS'" Pompadour- leaps,
necktias,' bows, and rosettes. :S-' - ;.
Col9red beads in: thick cable cords
are shown for fall hat trimmings,y.: =.
~Bib.collars are worn inside eopen
square-cutt bodies or oyer1sightones.S
Parisian >1adies',are1 weAftng low,
loose coihfures held in nets'0f wide silk
braid,'s:"1'i4 f,."I ~ y -, :" se*s:F <''''|'
sg4iy laidias h have ;meFe elaborate 10, i
toilets fpr seashora .iNlh! an .fpF country
resorts e:":is .- sE3; ~ -:s !iN 1s:,sH}}'.:
New bib.collars are made of colored
batiste, also in pink and pale blue cam
brio.
The new Derby hats have high, slop.
ing crowns, with brins pressed Nat on
the sides. u ~ go o,:t -.'..i
The new imported suits and garments
ofialr kinds are profusely ornatnented
with buttons. ~: =: q. ! l'!!: ..'' -.
Coolie. hats are fashioned 'aafttetd rE old:
style .bonnets, curtain and all, and
worn ;Wen, over the face. -. -: t.,.
Black is likely to he more fashiona.
BILE than. ever, for thetnewly introduced
vanadium anilin6 black is Of fine tone
and a fast COLOR s-,,.: - ..'' -,
A novelty in material for promenade
is light olored cashmere with open.
work stripes in the style Of s'riyere''
or 'spin:stitch'' hens. I al y ''T'''':'
Navy blue, almost, black; is seen in
the, new fall goods for polonaises.; It
is to be piped with cardinal red rand
worn over cardinal red petticoats. :, ~,
,Crayats Of Ibatiste, festQoneq all
around with color, are ready handker'
chiefs which are tied as cravats they
are also popular wound about coarse
straw hats: ,~'.;utsn1 -. - ..',.>'
The Gainsberough, ,: Dorthy, Crushed
Rubens and other: large hats, are worn
sometimes on one side Of the head, and
sometimes on the other, but never
straight. -
The new French flowers are made
of material producing startling effects
such as silk peatled roses, wheat OF
green velvet, and shaded leaves Of vel
vet, satin, and chenille. -
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';AtPrinter's@D Dream;

"A printer eat inthis lohair, his boots
were patched and his coat threadbare;
while his face. looked weary and, worn
with; care.. while sadly; thinking of.
bdsiness debit old. Morpheus slowly
around him cfept;' and before he kne i ]
it he Soundly slept; and sleeping, he
dreamed. that he. was dead, from
trouble and toiT hts spirit had fed,
and that Hot 'eveh 4 'cow:bel] tolled for
the peaceful rest of his cow-hide sole.
As he wandered among the shades
that smoke and scorch in lower Hades,
he shortly observed an iron door, that
creakingly hung on the hinges ,ajar,
but the entrance was closed with q
red hot bar. and Satan himself stood
paeping, out, and Watching, for itraVel-
erS thereahopt, and thus to. the pass
ing; printer spoke.:A:' '*Come in, my
dear, it. SHALL cost you nothing. and
never fear; this is the place where
cook. the ones who never pay their
subscription sums, for though in their
life they may escape, they will find
when they are dead it is too late; I
will show the place where I melt them
thin, with: red hot chains and scraps
of tin, and also where; I comb their
heads with scraps of glass and melted
lead, and if Of refreshment they, only
think, there's boiling water for them
to drink; there is the red hot grind
stone to grind down the, nose, and red
hot rings to wear, on their toes, and if
they mention they don't like the fire,
Ill sow up their mouths with red hot
wire; and then, dear sir, you should
see. them squirm, while roll them
over; and cook to turn With
these last words the printer awoke,
and thought it all practical joke, but
still at times, SO real did it seem, that
he cannot believe it was all a dream ;
and often he thinks with, a chuckle
and grin, Of the fate Of those who
save their tin, and never pay the
| printer. @:s''.':'r. !.''' as -
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1876-09-07

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