The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-08-25

r,sr ssieks -t,~,f Ralnr~ iilsesl.
Jr3r she rlarr fnr l,a,iva l,~Aavas.
A t,soMasA mM 1, ~uing Anuihrr fsr
pulling his ne~. The latter shousla u
l.rkrd ripe enough 10 pick.
Iss hts wsstn hssst. tsseth.s,
tlsss his eye. auA fAd has fats,
rrf H. has aFshs III III hts ef4 hss
With M saHsts 4 the stdssst4
NahHs Hsps.ss.
Tn.Ma may Va rreip~a ~ cnrr shr
potaiu hug, lint tirf. " nsthinR ~ si.sr
| ~ W hlsnltoii him AMI hlrk him nnslnr
pile driver.
fxqr,Mixo mind trcAdingl l. says
hcrr. Nh. !" 1fia rcmMinH werr inken ~
their last restins place. Why 10 ihry
.sy " hin reniainA" waait he all therei
Judy.
IN. last miraculous spring discovered
ia thu one nt pnua lDntrr, Louisiana,
whira cures paralsHir. a little NJ ihia
water should te poured over iln iron
industry .---!St. Lonis Republican.
Tna Cincinnati msn IL not naturally 4
ilsry l,sins, but In very Justly il.rer ~
whnn hc goes Into 4 photograph gallery
and In informed by thu operator that ~
order 10 secure a good llkaneEr he mnSt
firNe wash hiN Taco.
Tns linen travelling Ulster In a much.
ahnscd garment A nan looks like \
Mnnster In II. Connaught br .lono 10
improve II - Exchange. This IN I4sin.
stnr Icvity, but II In Glare hc might Kerry
II on his arm. - D,troit Nsm~.
"DD nhc not return Your invet" In
1mired sympAthising friend of \ young
man who iutimatnd TINT he Ind had spnlo
difficulty with his sweetheart. i" iw,
sIe returned II, aud that Il exactly what
TIM trouble IL. She Mid sl,a didn't wunt
H."
AvrNM having written n Mlnth with
much care Md dclileration AMI thu dig
niticd compositor mp stairs hailoos down
thu pips, "Is this = joke or M advsr-
tiaenlspt I" such u salute IL calculated ~
make funny man tak" MI interest ~
thu mennh III cheap suicide. = Eufon
Free l,ress.
A CurKNsY n. the Fall. " Niagara.
when asked how he liked them. replied
They nra 'an,lxoms, quit. ~ hut they
don't lnita answer my hrspset .tious
basi.len, / got thoroughly ,etsed, md
lost my 'at. prefer ~ laok NJ I'm III
~ hengraying, ~ .. weaiier, anain tho
'OtiHa."
ExrnA,T from obituary n0lien ofA
Ma.liApn man In Nrw Haven Rayisfers
"TlOugh he never naid much ~ to his
domestic affairs, WI should judge from
circumstance that l,e hal not lyel vsry
happily. II use l,in own expression,
j" Ii stprm.. TIN time liz wu married.
and II lla.l sturmrd ever siucc.
HAvk yon arn vogelf II you know
where a General of TIN nane of Vogel ",
plenH. return him IN Prussia. The lier.
I'm papern have thu following official M.
no,,icru,rnt. Amy ono knowing ll,e
whereabouts af Nei,. voscl de FOlk.ir
nlnin, WIN disappeared twa months ags,,
will please communicate with Advocates
General De.lckinn.
Osn morning woman wM showli ~
DR.. Ai,ernrtly'M rom; before he euill,l
s,,ssi she 6sred her arm, mying.
'isurl." Apoulliae, rsid tin doctar.
Next day sl,e called again, showed her
arm, And said, "i,eisrr.' "Conlinue
the poulllca = Aome days elapsed b..
forc Aherncthy nw her ag,in: then Hl'n
nail' well. yonr fce = Nothing.
anosh thu F!aAs metiico; "y"n ~" s''a
mUNS N0Hetu10 WOIltNW ltvu1 1NWs
lin complained ll,at life was 4 failure:
that there was nothing new under iho
sun: that hs hal tunnd out tin u,llnens
and hollown.N oi friendship, anil that 10
snnaalson could arouse him from III"
apathy that was stepping lilH soul ~
lorpor, when 4 man to~1lng packages of
brown paper fr0m a warehouses - 4
wagon Hihosu him IN tin rit 0i Tin
atOmsch aud gAva him sensation which
knouked Tho wind nnL tn nOIl,enHo out
Ut him ut VI one and tho same time.
OLn MippLEAin rAina home the ntlar
night Mnh ordered light lunch before
going u bWd Just 4 mnnthful III tern
and 4 hIt III l,fca,l, liz explained. do
yon want Just want rlain hr.ad = asked
Mrs. MidLlcrib, with I, ference u thr
ryrwrnce Dr MbNeire III butter. AMI tho
old reprobate sai,l h. wonll taha oi..
pieeo plain, and thu other with loujN.l
overskist, ahirrcd dawn thu gors's With
tl,s same. aud he'll N pians viii. knifc
pl~Asings VI grupe Jelly. H. g.,t il'' heel
of Tho l,At. HHriinOt0u Hank hye.
a ulk.u,sMAA went tu u livery HtAlln
Onr hot hAy recently ~ Rsf tanill.
While waiting fur II " l,e hafneH.rd. 4"
pulled On his Goat and nAt down In c,Ii-
vnnient chair. A doctor nania for ~
horse. anil M~lug tl,o rarrnn IN his rlitt
sleeves, remarked fpr,iuatly, lyon nrs'
tin man want. | sl,H,,t.' lih. ~ gnt ynu
IL hulO mi. nl,out my Inns iny' 'TlM lpHr.