The New York herald., 1876-10-08
generally bigoted than the ssvcrest churchman
Though he belongs 30 a class that Is


Though he belongs 10 q class that Is
Agreed in nothing but 20 abolish
Subvert. extirpate and demo,ish,
STILL unless you do thus agree with him In nothing he
excommunicases you with tho fcrvor and zeal OF
Puritan. :. pretend to DO free from all trammes is
sometimes but cover for the tighest CHAINS Of ALL
Dr. Talmage began his sermon awhile ago by say
Ing "Brethren, propose to talk you this morning
about man who had hole in bis head" Tho people
turned out TO be only Goliath
Moody and sankey hass laid out hard winters
work They are 10 undertake tho annihiation OF the
maeralism OF Chicago and the ralonalism OF Boston
II they succeed the abors OF Hercules will have
their renown.
Some clergyman has been Incorporate enough to de-
clare that when goes TO the Centennial he be
excused II he sips caret instead OF the which
one has dafod TO look at through microscope. The
result 10 that the religious newspapers holding
inquest on his manged remains. They insist that
any who endure Croton and hold his te-io tai
lam intact ought TO yicld the fasclnatons OF
Centennial tirpng They say that II this recipe 10
followed the clergy will coming back from the
City Of Brohery Love singing tho song Of Hoods
sailor: -
God knows i'll shall e'er return.
In comfort to be iuiied;
But II 1 do get bacs to Fort
Pray. let IN have IL muled.
Dr. Lancaster has hit Spirtualism q sound British
blow Sadc's slate has followed Flnrs miraculous
teapot INTO tho oblivion OF MANY You sce," said
Sladc ''the slate has been cleaned on both Sides"
"Assuredy" replied Lancaster, with the anability OF
gentleman. "well, now | will place IL under the
table for q minute and then the spirits will write.
There They about to begin. But before they
began Lancaster said, II would like 30 that slate
once moren "Not for worlds replied slade, 'because
you know tho conuitiohs would be broken and some
thing terrible might happen +" Lankestcr took bold
Of the slate pulled II from Its hiding place, and be-
hold, before the spirits had touched the pencil was
filled with writing II is a funny world, and people
like TO be humbugged at guinea apiece. Spiritual
makes revelations, but here revelation about
sp,rliuasm which will not be quite satisfactory to
those whose only evidences OF Christianity afforded
by tipping table and a mumblng medium.
Most OF the religious papers this week continue to
make reference 10 what they call Mr. Huxey's failure
Public expectation quite so high whom It
hinted In literary circles that the conceit would bo
taken OF the human ator the explosion OF Mr..
Huxley's dynamitc.' Not who had any respect
for tho coal regions tho creaceous system ventured
to express an opinion that no made by tho Lord,
because the learned Professor could show, and
than that had come the for the pur
pose of showing, that every ono's ancestor was n
quadruped. The frst lecture passed off with the
remark, swell, hos only wading up now, but
he will 1re his Swamp Angel next time" The second
lecture delivered, and every elt that matters
getting pretty hot. Something hung nrc, but
one could tell what. However the third lecture would
certainly burst like earthquake under feet, and
IN the cloads Of dust above the ruin should
Noses retiring into the background and tho manly
form of Huxley taking his place. But, alas! the third
lecture consisted OF tho by the potent scientist
that II that long ookcd-for .dth toe could be found,
then man would step down and out; 'but," he con-
tnued, 1T has not yet been found, and don't really
know when Il will" Tho next morning Professor
Huxley took passage for Europe; but Moses back
to his old position aud still insists that he and not
John Milton wroe the book of Genesis.
George W. Blunt when speaking Of the explosion OF
He'll Gate Sunday, gave the pleasing information
TINT he does not belong TO the school who believe In
scoding for killing rat the Sabbath, where
upon the New York Observer asks, with charming
naIpett, els there any such school?' However this
quarrel between the Blunt critic and the Primo minis
ter may end have this satsiacton at least that II
He'll Gate was the rat the story and General Newton
the cat arrangements OF tho latter were purrec