The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1876-12-14

= The woman who neglects her hus-
bands shirtfront il not the wife Of his
bosom.
- Forty-tlIrec thousand cmigrants have
entered Texas through Denison since
April last
Men are frequently like tea-thc
real strength and goodness are not prop
erly drawn out until they haze been in
hot water.
- 4 Boston man has written IN essay
on "Bust!cs." Some bustlcs project sulIi.
centIy 10 enable Il man to write All essay
on them very easily.
= What is the reason that yDur wife.
and you always disagrcc?' asked one
lrlshman of another Because w" are
both Of one mind. She want. To be mas
ter, and 80 do l."
= 1t will afford swccter happi ,es, in
the houFrof death, to have wiJ.ed one
tear from cheek Of sorrow, than to have
ruled An empire, 10 have conquered mil
lions. or to have cnslnvod the world
- Proudly observe, the Dc.,pit Frc,
PrcsS: American genius is recognized
the world over. The Japan"-r govern
mcnt has bo,iYht Rhode Island cider
mill, and is :r!sing d, grind wheat in it,
= The spirit OF Lord Byron was inter
viewed in Ncw York the other dav. He
tiidn'; api.ar 40 mmc!, interested in the
progress OF his monument az in Mrs.
Stoves health He. waiting for her on
the shining shore
\ gentleman, on walking out one
Sunday evening, met II young Scotch
peasant girl, whose parents lived. near
his house. "Whcrc are YOU goin..
Jenny?" said he. "LoDkiny for son.
in-law FOR my mother, sii."
- Coming events cast their shadows
before. when you see tIr servant yirl
carefully gathering up the crn>t- aud pic
ccs of biscni; that contained 50 much
salcratus that nobody could eat them.
from the breakfast table, make up your
mind there ID to be br"ad-pudding for
dinner.
= A Boston woman had prepared To
elope but when her husband. hearing of
her intention. came forward with his
checkbOOk and offered her money for her
expenses, while his face WAS illuminated
with unboundcd joy, she considered the
matter and concluded not to 90 It took
all the romance away.
= The new process of drying eggs bids
fair to become quite an industry at Pas
-au, on the Danube, where it seem, it
first originated. The Prussian military
authorities are about tn give the product
trial in the soldiers rntiDns, several
Gcrmnn chemists being very snnguinc as
10 its success, and giving it as their npin-
ION that the eggs lose none of their n0ur-
is!iing qualities By the evaporation of the
water contained in them in their original
state.
- a certain candidate at the late rlcc-
Il, 4,
rash promise to his wife He had prom
isrd that in the event Of his election he
would buy her Il scal-skn cloak and n
pair Of nuvyblue stockings, and she
couldn't rest till she told thirteen lady
friends all about it. The ladies expressed
themselves "a lawful glad" to hear it,
but threatened their husbands with a snit
for divorce if they dared to vote for this
particular candidate. "rhat old cat
would look nice in Il sealskin cloak
and navy-blue stockings, wouldn't she 2"
is the way they expressed themselves in
speaking Of the candilule's wife. Who
says that women have no political influ-
ence?
= DIR. Rcdticld. in n letter from South
Carolina to the Cincinnati Commercial
(Republican,) says that the whites of
South Carolina are determined to gain
control of their own affairs, and that if
Chamberlain is elected he will be rs
harmless rs n cornstalk to command re-
spcct or enforce law, unless he does it
through the Federal power Though "A
Republican, the writer expresses his can
did belief that IIampton's election win
be better for the c0lure;l people. His
word is law in South Carolina; he has
promised to protect them and can do it ;
one word from him would Quell any riot
in the State. "'Thc days OF black govern
mcnt here nre ended" adds DR.. Rcdlield
and the next thing is to secure peace and
protection Of life and property"