The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-01-08
NOTES AND OPINIONS.

nlau VIM llhl II flgnt 10 Keep II GU
had gone home. Aud now the eQui
lbrlum Is supposed To have been re.es
tabllshed by the discharge OF the re
porter who thought he was immortal
l|lng himself by beating all his co
temporares.
"Evil Communicatons,n &c.-Soen,
Mrs. Lyon Hunters drawing room
during alecture on "Woman's Rights
Modest youth (in whisper 10 young
lady looking for II seat: "Er-excus,
me, but do you believe In the eqnlity o
the sexes, Miss Wilhelmlna Young
Lady; "Most certainly | do Mr.
Jones" Modest Youth: "Haw! In
that case, OF course needn't give you
up my chair"
A few days ago an acknowledgement
lady got into IA Madlson-avenue car
and although the day was cool, she
could not wear her gloves on account
OF her many diamond rings. A halky
horse having twice stopped the car,
the lady went TO the door, and looking
at the team for few moments, said to
the driver; "Ihat ERE of horse amt
used to be druv on that ERE slder
And that was just the trouble, In spite
Of the diamonds. Il Exchange,
A little fve-year-old was told by his
grandmother that all such terms as
"by 'golly," "by lingo" "by thunder,'
etc., were only minced oaths, and but
little better than any other profanity.
In fact, she said, he could tell pro.
fame oath by the prefix "by.n All
such were oaths. "Well, then, grand
mother" said the young hopeful,
there's big oath in the newspapers,
"By telegraph" The old lady gave it
up.
He was proprietor Of a restaurant
and a prominen tmember of q fashiona-
BILE church, When the brethren passed
round to collect the subscriptions he
fumbled in his pocket for his slip, drew
out number of papers, and dropped
one in the plate. The next day he was
astonished to receive it back again, and
much more astonished, upon opening
it, to perceive that he had contributed,
not exactly subscription, but a paper
bearing the legend: "Good for twelve
drinks"
l., iIu9t l'shV I'oie WIS u iii's u. 0pli-
Niis u7oroeii, aug y, s s n , poy
slippers, $0-hought by Mrs. Spilkins.n
81 don't know anything about it,
said Leander, uneasily, edo you my
dear?" Mrs. s. hesitated moment,
" an enem ma 'i ,,,' the 10y Hut Wy .ne
v e.,a ',, p ~ Ie,, w." ,' ,na'
was ioi iny n'sua'us Iht,sV INNS PRS,
ei,,' aiiu ~, fnav YOU s th nv o'ine 'he
''ii !" VIZ heN' hi'i'h
The late Guikwar OF Baroda was
supposed to have had the most mag
nificent coat ever made in India, val
ued at six lakhs of rupees, or S275, 900,
which ne SEM as an oiierlhg 10 lne
ahiine VI .le Iiopnet Nv mecca; but
,nis uoav Is auouy W w. euiliseu oy oi9
t1y ln"u1 'ol 'ae ma,aIau VI ~
I,aiu' Wnio.,, coilespvnuenI VI .he
Delii o Wa~e..e se,is us, 10 l.eel iahns
lsoio,oVoh %. WIN precious s.oi,cs' any
sringeu ABOUT the goiinT, culls' anu
rom WIN inrge peaa,s. ine e eoaV WIN ~
NE NE wor,, aV 'iie uurp"i Vi 'ne rihce vi
"aies'
A Salt Lake paper affectionately re-
fers to Brigham Young's GONZALES
eence. 1t says: 1--WE are glad to no.
tee an Improvement Ia the old frauds
health.n it is one of the effects of an
editors residence on the boundaries of
civilization that he does not allow his
better feelings to carry him away too
far Though he DIVORCES at times into
me ny-pa'hs Oh soo.hihs anu eentle
leileoV,ohs' ne lev, ioee' ne -, nini
grip 0i Il'e actuai suos.nnce VI .i,inss'
me ilslI VI ms eihosioi i'iuihiii y.
Without sJ'teni ao uis na't ta amu rs as
empty anu lneneo. aWoi as Tue sunshine
IhaI laiis upon u scaiioio'
A painful rumor disturbed the seren-
ity of the London Geographical Sooie-
,tv last week, to the effect that the dar-
inp Stanley was living very low, hav-
inc been kicked in the stomach by an
ostrich. 1t seems that he observed the
bird standing with its head buried in
the ground. AS it did not Withdraw
il at his approach, he concluded that
the situation was the result of an acct
dent. Accordingly, in the kindness of
his heart, and stirred by an infinite
tpa; ;ii and endeavored hv n series of
e o",,; ;er,s 70 axtricato Il from its IN.
lnn,nao II Voc villa h o was engaged
~ th;s nnlIe effort that the recLjess
lid w." snddonlv lifted its boof and vio-
i I,t 9 Wanted IL benoath the great ok.
, ,I"mS Jianhrogm 'O o
p''''' . '''p :.
Henry Clay Dean lately lectured IN
Des Moines, Iowa. After the lecture
number of gentlemen were conversing
on the street, among them being Rev.
J. A. Nash, pioneer settler and well
known by the Baptist denomination
of the State. Dean came up, and put
ting his hand on the shoulder of Mr..
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