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JOHN BUIS.
JOHN BOIS,
H n II N uro De aler.
Nc. 152 and asa Camp street,
Next to st. Patrick's Church

Upholsttrs ard Varnisbes Furniture in the best
style. He attends to Packing, Moving and Shippin
Furniture giving full gu-r antee for the faithful
purchased and liberal Cash price paid also, Fur.
niture taken ON storage, and advances made on
same. Country orders promptly attended to.
Thanking his patrons aRd the public generally for
their liberal patronage in the past he would respect
fully solicit their orders for the coming year.
d23 3m
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BALLS.
NfARDI-GRAS AT THE OPERA HOUSE,
A GRAND
MASQUERADE CARNIVAL BALL
Wi be given at the
Opera House, Mardi-Gras Night, Feb. %
These Balls have always been the events of the
season. and the present Ball will be the most sensa
tional of the series.
Lady guests will not be required to unmask at any
time
Admission cards for Gentlemen, 50. FOB I'd
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BANKERS AND BROKERS.
COMPREHENSIVE.

COMPREHENSIVE - THE UNDERSIGNED
" have this day entered intoa copartnership under
the firm name of SELLE g. MALOCHtE, for the
purposeof conducting the AUCTION and GENERAL
REAL ESTATE BUSINESS Office No so Royal
street. ARMAND SELLE,
PIERRE MALOCHEE.
New Orleans, February 5. 1876. F5 I'm
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Cow Peas.

Cow Peas.
CHOICE CAROLINA CLAY
CLAY MIXED PEAS.
In store and constantly arriving For sale in lots
to suit purchasers. NEWMAN & KENT,
F20 I'm so Tchoupitoulas street.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

7 OST-AT THE FOREIGNERS BALL, WE'D.
- nesday Evening, 23d inst Fine Point Lace
The finder of the same will con
fer favor by communicating with R.W. a. this ohce
F25 1t
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COMMERCIAL COLLEGE, =

o
49,. .Oarsndsles Street.
Is open the ENTIRE YEAR .ffom A. M. to OF.
Penmanship, Book keeping Mathematics, ali the
ordinary English branches and the ancient and mod
ern languag 9 are taught by competent professors.
Lessons for ladies in separate apartment Terms re-
duced twenty per cent. j. W. BLACKMAN, Prime
cipal. ja3l IL
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|. DOLBEAR COMMERCIAL,
COLLEGE,
2O3: :----:...... Canal Street .s....s... ,s~36
pENMANNHIP,
BOOKKEEPING,
ARITHMETIC Etc.
4 thorough Commercial Education Guarartoed
Tor tegmA address LEVI DOLBEAR Pres'dt.
1a0 " 203 Canal street thi, d floor
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE NO. 20 ST. CHARLES STREET,
Cup Stairs.)
FIG In
NOR THE CHlEDREN.-A MARKED CHAR
Il acteristie IF the New La Remedy is its admirable
effect upon child Of every age and organization 1t
acts as soothing syrup as God purifier and IN
VI orator while it is pt erless for coughs, colds
whooping crugh. etc Same Effect upon adults. 1t
contains neither laudanun arsenic nor any other
ahomination and is delicious Sold ~ druggists.
Depot LOG Camp street. N U. "a 3thplmM&E
ID OSSMORE HOTEL,
Junction of Broadway 18th Ave: and 42d Street,
NEW YORK CITY,
Three blocks west Of the Grand Central Depot near
the Elevated Railroad, and bnt twenty min. tes Il ON
Wall street; and elegantly furl lshed Hotei-ai
modern improvements Rates "a per day. Liberal
terms to fami les.
CHARLES E. LELAND, Proprietor
Of Delevan Honsa Albany. NJ Y, and Clarendon
Heel, Saratoga fio 'm
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Southern States
AGRICULTURAL AND INDUSTRIAL
Office Of the General Superintendent,
Re. SO CAMP STREET,
NEW ORLEANS.

SEALED PROPOSALS will be rece we'd at this
Office until FRIDAY, February IS. at o'clock
p NJ, for the following PRIVILEGES at the FAIR
GROUNDS during the Southern States Agricul
tural and Industrial Exposition
l. For the BAR-ROOM under the Racing Stand
known as the Quarter Stretch Bar Room.
Also, for FIVE BAR-ROOMS, in various locations
the Grounds to be located at the discretion of the
Con mittee
II. For FOUR RESTAURANTS, to be located at
the discretion of the Committee.
III. For FOUR SODA and CAKE STANDS to
be located at the discretion of the Committee.
". For FOUR FRUIT STANDS, to be located
at the discretion of the Committee.
V. For FOUR CANDY STANDS, to be located
at the discretion Of the Committee.
vi For the HORSE STAND, at the Grand
Stand.
Proposals. will be received for any single privilege
or f.,r all.
Proposals must be made in sealed envelopes,
marAod Proposals for Privileges" and addresses
to the Executive Commit g." aud must be handed
into the Office OF the Gener. Superintendent before
o'clock P. NJ, on FRIDAY, February Ia.
The Committee reserve the right to reject any and
all bids.
SAM'L MULLEN,
F12 General Superintendent.
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NEW ORLEANS, ST. LOUIS AND CHICAGO
RAILROAD COMPANY
GREAT JACKSON ROUTE.
On and after JANUARY 31st 1876,
Trains depart and arrive a. follows:
From Calliope Street Depot.D
DEPART. ARRIVE
Express - 100 A. M. Express 49,. $40 A. M.
Mail $50 p. M Mail .........1 p. n.
Sunday Accom-
mediation :. 10 p. M.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars through to st. Louie,
Chicago, Louisville and Cincinnati
Only one change OF sleeping cars to Eastern cities.
Tickets for sale and information given at ~ Camp
street, corner Common.
A. D SHELDON. Agent.
E. d. FROST General Manager. apl2
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RAILROADS..
TVHE MOBILE LINE
THE GREAT THROUGH ROUTE
EAST, NORTH AND WEST.
Via Louisville, via Atlanta and via st. Louis,
CARRYING THE UNITED STATES MAIL
Trains arrive and depart from the Depot foot Of
Canal street. as follow
DEPART. ARRIVE
EXPRESS 49,. 1870 A. M Mail ........ 10 A. M
Mail -..-.....--..5P NJ Express $3.50 P. NJ.
Pullman Palace Cars daily to Louisville Nash
vile, Lynchburg and Baltimore WITHOUT
CHANGE, and only one change to New York and
Eastern cities
Ticket Office corner of Camp and Common streets,
opposite City Hotel.
D. B. ROBINSON, Superintendent
ia301y NORMAN c. JONES Gen. Agent
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The Best End of a Bargain.

A certain farmer. who in the course
of Il wear purchased Il hundred dollars
worth of goods. (and always paid tol
them) called at the store of Il villa%,
merchant, his regular. place of dealing.
with two dozen brooms, which he of
tered for sale. The merchant twho. 10y
the way is fond of Il good hargain) eN-
aminrd his stock. and ~iid
.'Wrll. Cyrus. | will give YOU Il Shil-
ling apiece for these broomS.''
Cyrus appeared a>toni>hcd ut the oi
fer. and quickly replied:
"Oh. no. john. can't begin to talk.
that for 'em, no how : hut I'll let you
have 'em for twenty cents apiece. and
not IL cent less.
"CyruS. y"u are crazy" replied John.
''Why. see here" showing him Il fine
lot of broomS. lis an article great deal
better than YOURS. (Which WAS true,
'.that am retailing at twelve and :,
half cents apiece" (Which was not true.
by seven and Il half cem,>.)
Il don't care for that. answered Cy-
rus ''youl hroomS are cheap enough.
but you cant have mine for less tlIa;.
twenty cents. no how - and pretending
to he more than half angry. he Shoul
drrcd his hroomS and started for th,
door.
The merchant. gcltim%a Il little nervous
over the pr"l'able loss of Il good rII>to-
mcr. and fearing he might go to SOM
other store and never return, said
See here. Cyrus. hold "m Il while. Ii
give YOU twenty cents for your broomr>.
| suppose You will not object to tax.
the price of them in goods ,"
No. don't care if ! do" replied
Cyrus.
We'll. them" said the merchant. las
You are an old customer. | will allow
twenty cents apiece for this lot. Let
me see twenty times twcmt y four make
Just four hundred and eighty Yes. tnu
dollars and eighty cents. What kind
ot goods will You have. Cyrus ,"
''Wcll. now. John. lcckon it d"n't
make any difference To You what kind
of goods take. does it -
"Oh no. not at all not at all :" said
the merchant.
veil. then. as it don't make no diff
ference to You. I'll take the amount III
them 'cIc broomS of yourn, at twelve
and Il half cents apiece Let me- See
i,'' "''i''iH "''" ''S"'H ,'"'3 N'' S''
thirty eight lrooms. and five cents over.
1t don't make much difference. John.
about the five cents. hut as ynu are =:
right clever tellcr. believe will just
take the change in tclhackcr."
W Acu Cyrus went out of the door
with his brounIS and "lcrbacker. John
was seized with scri"uS hreakiug ont
at the mouth. during which time he
was distinctly heard I" violate the thir,
commandment s,NeIGi times. nN the
10y ISLANDERS. ho cmjnlrd the JOKE huge
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The Courts the Scandal of America.

Mr.. Horace White. after being
charged for nine candles ut one hotel and
hcmg obliged to have Il bath brought
into his room ut Rome. concludes
that III personal comfort America after
ail heats the world. But Il more impor-
tant observation Is the following: have
been asked over and over again why it
is 81 difficult in America to punish II
rascal or recover stolen property. 1.-The
hardest thing for our people to under
stand" said Il Frankfort banker who
has large interests in New York. lis why
justice cannot he depended Oh in your
courts. | know of several cases ut this
moment. where large sacrifices are he
ing made, in the way of settlement with
Slarpers. rather than run the risk of
long delay. heavy costs. and uncertain
vcrdictS III American tribunals. ii is
this uncertainty, quite as much aS the
failure of recent speculative investments
in America. that deterS German capi
talists from putting more money at risk
on your side of the water. | suppose
yom treat lis ;ls well as YOU treat each
other. In fact, know YOU do but
you must reform youI code, weed out
Your technicalitics. and limd some way
to get better juries." Not being Il law
yer myself. was unable To show this
gentleman what Il noble system of juriS-
prudence we have. trust that some
C"uvefsation-kcnge of the America.
bar will come to the rescue. Mean
while. that eminent hair-splitter will
he shocked to learn that in the etlctc
monarchy where the above colloquy
took place. Il flaw in IN indictment is of
no advantage whatever to IL criminal
that the efforts of courts are directed t.
eNpediting rather than hindering the
course of justice and that Il mau
worth 100000 is as liable to go to Jail.
if guilty, aS tramp, without Il groscheu
III his pocket. An Antwerp merchant,
worth some l0,O00.O0 francs, and hay
ing influential connections, was recent
ly detected III some heavy frauds on the
revenue. Within Il fortnight's time he
had been indicted. tried by jury of
his peers, and sentenced to fifteen years
Imprisonment and to pay fine of ,OOO,-
600 francs. How the foundations of
society would he shaken if this had
happened in Chicago, and what public
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VOLUME 39---NUMBER 2OO7.

spirited efforts would he made to Sc
cure the poor mans pardon The
chcapness of human life. the insecurity
of property in our Large cities. the awk-
wardness and laXity of our iuriSpru-
dence aud civil service. our cxasperating
tariff. and the hlackguard character OF
a portion of our diplomatic and consul
lar Representations. have not merely
lowered lis ill the estimation of Europe {:
they have deprived us OF capital and
population which we might otherwise
have had. and have ncutralizcd, to :;
great extent, the political influence we
have heretofore exercised. Especially
have they strengthened the hands ot
those who believe in strong govern
memts. If it he our doctrine that The
hest government is that which governs
least our example is not promoting
the spread of il very much ut the pres
ent time.
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business DIRECTORY.

lrmr. HHSincSS dnd LOcdiion Of he icdd-
ing HaSincss HomScs in 81. JOhnsba,y.
Agricultural Tools and Hardware.
lN~kELL. y SONS, H"ytS Block, Il. Il. 81
poihecari--.
O. BINGHAM. No. :, Bank Elnck, Main st.
Attorneys at Law.
.I~.lh NAY. over K. Il. Office and Post Otlicr
.l,!.N \ IDE. N".2 Caclonian Elk.. up stairs
. O. Nll.LNl;D. Main 81. over Hall ! Flctchcr'~
..-t I.'.tl l-i.ite Broker.
I:"oks and stationery.
4rvNED = EOWELL. Calcd"nian Bin Main ST
Book Binders.
Il TONE \ co. Aet's. Monument square
Hlank~--LegaI and business.
. " ~rONE \ co, Monument square.
Bakers and Conf.cii"ner-.
.u.- \ BRADLEY. Main Street.
Clothing, Hats and Caps.
uuii< \ MOORE. Bank Block, opP,sitc 81. .I"lns
,u, n"u~,.. dealer in Ready Made Clothing, Hats
md c,i.- ,;rnt~' Furnishing ti""d~ etc. etc.
CInthin:: for Men and Boys.
. + FAIRBANKS y co, Fairbanks Village.
,r"rkrrN, Glass and Stone Ware.
IAlEE\Nk> 4 90. Fairbanks Village.
,rrrring. Paper .Ianging-. Window shades.
g. N &. INIEBANkS y co. Fairhank, Village.
Dentists.
g.. PERKINS. Calri"uiau El"ck. Main Street.
NNENEEA SMITH. Union Block, Main street
". /. Goods. Grocrrir- and Fruits,
IlIHEWS \ rEIrENUII.L. Eastern Avenue
~, Goods. and Ladies' Fancy Goods.
o 81. dli.E. N,ri,u, i:l""h Il. l.. street.
IFAlEEA\tSA \ 90. Fairbanks VILLAGE.
Flour and Feed.
,Ib NLpI;lCH \ 60. Eastern y venue
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On the New Portrait of Longfellow.

THE AUTOGRAPH UNDER THE PICTURE.
"azln@, our wonder and delight increase
his living presence thought refined and clear
Inc soul benignant. simple and sincere
strength in repose and calm, deep heart at peace
Hen lime that pure. ripe spirit shall release
Incasp onr hopes that still would keep him here
This image with that name shall live, whose dear
sweet Influence and mild sway shall never cease
That name,-Oh mighty power of Poesy,
Three quaint familiar sylabes To render
y magic word which evermore shall he
Linked in minds with meanings deep and ten.
der
Grace, and a subtle of melody;
\ synonym for sweet humanity
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JufriG.

-. .ioii\>nti i;N HOUSE.
NAN SNAIL 81 Jou<.ul,KY VT
"E'I l.. WALKER. Proprietor.
t,,..... AVENUE HOUSE.
''''h'. 1l' >u.Eir Sr Juuxsu-KY. VT
"'" I. MORRISON, rroprirt"rs.
ihrnHtNt,UG HOUSE,
\EwrORT. VT.
W + BOW MAN. Proprietor.
Russ HOUSE
- ~ fENN'I-Co. CALIFORNIA.
sly MutE y co. Pr"pIirtors.
VI. Mh>StIEIp HOTEL.
t.r, NTuwF. VT.
..'> Hotel with all the modern improve
Recommendations for 300 guests.
y l. KELLER Manager
FaA>.,,, ~ JAMES HOTEL.
niNi'l.~> hotel in every respect
'" htE \ BtCk, Proprictors.
r,o.,. >T. JULIAN HOTEL,
"E" L. WARD. Proprietor.
20 w,.,,,, MAELHoRO HOTEL,
'>hIN"ION SfRFrr posToy
Ne ~ inriican and European Plan.
fIru,.,t y Il STEVENS Proprietor
~ Hotter House Bradford
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Marjorie Daw.
CONCLUDED FROM LAST WEEK.
VII.
Edwdrd DeIdney to .John EIcmming.

EdTd,d Delaney to .John FIcmming.
August 90.
You are correct in your suimnises.
am on the most friendly terms with our
ncighbors. The colonel and my father
smoke their afternoon cigar together in
our sittingr room or on the piazza oppo-
site, and pass an hour or two of the
day or evening with the daughter.
am more and more struck by the beau
ty. modesty, and intelligence of Miss
Daw.
You ask me why | do not fall in love
with her. | will he frank. Jack; | have
thought of that. She is Young. rich.
accomplished, uniting in herself more
attractions, mental and personal. than
| can recall in any girl of my acquaint-
ance: but she lacks the something that
would be necessary to inspire in me
that kind of interest. Possessing this
unknown quantity. Il woman neither
beautiful nor wealthy nor very Young
could bring me to her feet. But not
Miss Daw. If we were shipwrecked
together on an uninlIabited island. let
me suggest tropical island, for it costs
no more to he picturesque, would
build her Il bamboo hut. | would fetch
her breadfruit and cOcoanutS. | would
fry vans for her. | would lure the in
genuous turtle and make her nouliShing
soups, but | wouldn't make love to her.
not under eighteen months. ] would
like to have her for Il sister. that
might shield her and counsel her, and
spend half my income on thread-iaces
and camel's-hair shawls. 1--WE are off
the island now.) If such were not my
feeling, there would still he IN obstacle
to my loving Miss Daw. A greater
misfortune could scarcely befall me than
to love her. Flemming, | am about to
make revelation that will astouish
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EfSINESS CARDS.
HENRY &. BATES.

HENRY &. BATES.
AlluENEi At LAW. ER ST 81 Juhnsbury.
" 40 iuihiHll> attend to any professional busi-
4-'' entrusted t" his AT moderate, charges
i. &. y II. \. EAHBITT.
Dealers in
"l.i md FANCY GOODS. BOOTS and SHOES.
"...'''s Erni, Had. CiotL,ng !Sdrcr I1ated
N.''. d.. which will br sold for Cash "r
h' t'l, Pay al the Lowest Prizes at
i'- New odd Fellows Block.
"''t''n NiEfEr. ST. IoH>sBURY. VT.
DE. n. {. NEWELL.
I'd'~ia IN. VERMONT.
'a'' aud rr,'rnrr. cor. OF church aud Spring Sts.
"i>rEI.>, SYLVESTER y CO.,
DEALERS IN
VI "a r$ y y u CERIES.
Warts :l,ck, Railroad Street.
EhEri.ETr. DANIELS " co.
pEALFEs N
"En' EEiES AND MEATS.
riiLiED ~ FOLSOM,
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.
ST inhn~bury.
EI"k Etock Nam Trcet.
~. '''Lnd f'~id"ncr, Dr. Folsom, residence,
''.'' n".i- from 10 10 y. NJ. To = /. NJ.
JOHN BACON I'd.
'' NtIE IL HIDES. LEATHER AND OIL
ST. I"hu>hury Centre. VI.
:. I. BROOKS. VI. d..
, PHYSICIAN AND SURG GEON.
"''i"'idrucc opp. the bakery, ~. ..I ohnsbury
4. y. LONERGAN.
r.r NNNutt'rUREg AND DEALER IN
- SHOES and III BEERS. also LEATHER
r.. FINDINGS. ETC.
''.'..'' 'ir"rt ST. Johnsbury, VT
THOMAS BARTLETT,
vi N>ELLOE At LAW, ST. JoHNsBURY. VT.
Formerly ot Lyndon. altf
WM. W. CIRCUIT,
'''ENEl MD COUNSELLOR AT LAW.
Hirt"H. Vermont.
GEO. II. FRENCH,
'' NILE II GENERAL MERCHANDISE
''' .''"iN usually kept in Il country store.
Fr'ce, Is lo,c as the LotceStt,
Ms" ir!.il papers made upon short notice
.H''l- AlI~ VERMONT
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Excellent Acting.

\ lolkshireman haN ing killed pig
and not wishing to divide with his
ncighh"r'>. a> WAS the custom. said to
his man tvho by the way. MAS Il son of
the Emerald IsIc):
Pat. il give the nri"hhoIs. who
have given to me. Il piece "t my pork.
I'll have none tor my self. can >ou tell
me what am tn do -
"Bcdad. sill" said Pat. Its my sell
that can do that same thing"
"Good." said the lork.hircman. ruiz
bimG his hands. ;ild iu"kin% at Pat
"Now tell me What am to do
Faith sir" said Pat. ''>urc and when
the cIalllur is claned. just hc All her
hanging il against the door. " here iNrr,
m"thcl's son of them viii see it. and
early in the morning. before amy one i
about. get up and take in Your pig and
hide ii away. Thin when your neigh
hors come be after telling them mat The
pig Wa> Sth"le."
Capital idea. Pat :" exclaimed the
Gol kShircman. III do it
SO when the pig WAS clramcd. il was
hung mp outside. 80 that the meighhoI>
might see it. The c"lmtrNmam anxious
~ awaited the approachin" night. and
at last retired To bed. iut not t" sleep.
Pat. under Ihe cover of the darkness of
the night. crept r"und the hoiI>, and
stole the pig.
What was the a>toniShmrmt of the
York Shircman when. at caIi " dawn. he
arose t" hide away the pig. bat found
no pig there, can lc better imagined
than described. Pat came in with his
"'top q the moruin' 20 We. sir" and Civ
ing him IL knowing sink. said:
Master, how about the pig -
''Wcli. Pat. the pig WIS stolen in re
alily."
Faith. and that sounds just as natu-
raj as if You had lost Your pig" said
Pat with another knowing wink.
But you blockhead. tell YOU the
pig wI$ stolen"
Faith. and the Sorla Il lit - me
thought YOU could act ST well. just
stick to sirat its natural a> life"
But roarcd the now iratc York
shrenan. Il tell you the pig Vas
stolen -
'Och - said Pat, "Stick to it. AMI
Yer nahorS will behave y"u, and Sorra Il
lit of it they'll get Faith. di,in'l
think We could d" it 80 we'll -
HAPPY IiU>RANDs-lt i mans own
fault if he is unhappy with his wife, in
nine cases out of ten. 1t is II very cN-
ceptional woman who Will not hc all
she can to an attentive husband. and
an exceptional one who will not lac very
disagrerahlc if she finds herself willful-
ly neglected. Ii would be very easy to
hate Il man. who having bound Il Woman
to him, made no effort tu make her
happy not To love one who is
constant and tender: and when Il wn-
man loves she always strives to please.
The great men of this world have often
been wretched in tlirir domestic rcla-
tions while mean and common men
have been exceedingly happy. The
reason is very plain. Absorbed in them
selves, those who desired the worlds
applause were careless Of the little
world AT home, while those who had
none OF the egotism strove To keep the
hearts that We're their own. and were
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Squibs.

a NON est man is the noblest work of
The New York police department.
Ludlow Street Jail used to he The
rBdSS' Jail of the country. but that has
fled and So has the Boss"
\ Polish dancing master committed
suicide IN Erie. Pa. the other day. lie
Sch"ttiSch own head OFF.
Trying to do business without ad>er-
Using Is like winkmg at Il pretty girl in
the dark You may know what Nuu are
doing. but nobody else does.
The DanSvillu Advertiser SAWS that
tn" copy" turned out 10y certain
country editor (whosc name is sup
pressed from consideration for his f:imi-
l}) "rcScmhles the tracings of Il corn
market behind 4 runaway horse"
Some day III the distant future the
little niggcr in the barber shop who
silently holds ont his hand for ten cents
fol striking mans hose with his brush
broom will he laid away to rest and
catniP planted to hide the spot
"llave you any nice fresh farmers
eggs ," inquired Il precise old lady at
grocery store. No. ma'am," replied
the practical clerk. ''but We have some
T.. ~ 'N ''''
-\n English bishop queluIously re-
hi"rht" /" Ms servant that he WAS dy-
in%.
We'll, my lord said the good fellow,
"N"u are going t" Il better place"
''J"hn. replied the prelatc. with an
All ni convictions. .'thelc's no place like
Old England"
"Ar. BuShre says You needn't send
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y Damhury man. wishing to engage
several bushels OF potatnrs from Il party
III The suburbs. asked Il ncighbnr what
sort of Il man Ii" MaS. ''Wcil," said
tnc conscientious ncighhor. don't know
very mach about him. but | should
think hc would make Il tip-top stran-
ger.
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turning home, from court in Nissouri ,
f,.,, dal- ago. by a client whom he had