The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-11-27
THE WEEKLY REGISTER
STAKES on Mr.. Cooper are now paya-
bic, as also on Green Clay Smith.

Atlantic coast city that voted tor hayes.
If Hayes is an honest man the action
of the South Carolina Returning Board
will settle his course for him.
On with the plot; let fraud be uncon
tined; count out the other States; throw
Justice 10 the wind.
IT was Boston newsbOy who cried
Herald extry, six o'clock! Suicide OF
Hayesl He slabs himself fifteen times
with clotses-pinp
GRANT didn't mesn Tweed when he
said ''let no guilty man escape. lie
meant Mckee, and Avery and those
other fellows whom he psrdoned.
Mr.. l.. SoLLACE, the Vermont post
master whom the Republican electoral
ticket knows no more, is brother.in-law
Of Mr.. John q. SAKE.
DE-. LIZ NOME, of the Pennsylvania
cremation furnace, was once candidate
tor the Vice Presidency on the Abolition
Ticket.
LOSING an election bet does moro to
disgust mon with politics than all the
.ahemes of fraud and corruption ever I'M
esrthed -Pieshe Record.
"Do MEN" asks an exchange, attempt
20 gather grapes Of thornsf we should
asy not unless the night happens to be
unusually dark Worcester Press.
Fous hundred head of cattle, newly
slaughtered, were sent to England re.
Gently. They went by Storage, OF course
N. y. Commercial.
THE young idea shoots in Rhode
Island A reDellous school boy drew 3
revolver on the principal of Woon-
socket school last week.
IT was reserved Tor the centennial
wear Of the republic and for the Repu6-
lean party TO attempt to make Presl-
dent by open ana indlsputable fraud.
WARSINGl The man who entered a
newspaper Office and asked with conf
dental mir and persuasive smile, "Judg'
ing from your latest returns, VINO do you
think is elected2' has not been seen slhco.
lP Tilden is to be counted out which
looks quite likely. and Hayes refuses the
Presidency if counted in" by fraud,
which he has declared he would do, what
i then to b. a0nc?
From tia extensive military prepare
gns going on IN Washington, the Chi
,.go Times inferS that Sitting Bull has
f4nk6d Crook and is marching on the
capital Of The courtrE.
MR. STEPHENS has Ueen journeying to
Washington By easy stages. de has
rheumatism in his feet and legs, bat his
mind is a. bright rs ever, and he Is
yneertul aud hopeful
WHEN q train oil cars over which the
engineer had lost control went through
the freight Office st Jersey City the
u.her dsv, ali the clerks were willing to
he counted out -Nswdrk Courier.
THERE are several old women in
Michigan who dreamed that this election
would result IN war, and all prudent
men are calling themselves General. -
Detroit Free Press.
The 81. Louis Times resolves the stu
s,ion into this: The Democrats have
ne law and the facts on their side, while
lie Republicans have the adm" trstIon
and the army.
n CAUTIOUS resident e y, y. Y,
mindful Of the cCuLug enyll- 81 post
norton cXtortions, has called Tor pro-
p1esls from several undertakers for con-
dieting his funeral, and has made con
!, k.,. FIll
THERE is so little confidence shown
ON all sides in the Louisiana Returning
Board tnst they ought to give sn honest
count. If for no other reason than 10 VIM
dictate themselves and disappOint the
people.
JuDaE FORD. formerly of Bismarck
loaned TO General Custer fine dog
which accompanied him in the Sitting
Bull campaign. Ten DAYS after the
battle the dog returned to Fort Lincoln,
distance OF 500 miles.
WITHIN the space of foar years a
Norwich woman has been married, di-
yorced, married to another man, who
wss divorced from his wife for the pur-
nose of marrying the woman, and now
she applies tor divorce sgain.
TIE New York Nation is disposed to
be sorrowful over the result of the cam
naign and says: No matter who is
elected the scePtre has passed away from
the Republican party, most likely for
ever
4 CANADIAN farmer missed a valua.
bic heter, and after several days unavsil-
ing search, found that she had eaten her
way thirty feet into straw stack. She
lad taken winding course inside the
stack. which accounts for her not having
eaten her way through.
your ExceIency' is the title usually
auplied 10 the President OF the United
States. An eNChaIce suggests that If
Returning Board Hay Is is seated through
tie Vaccinations Of Chandler i Co., he
must and will be called Your Fraudu-
lency.'
MANY little school-boys use their
Mouths for pen.w!pers. \ little boy in
France did il, and be nearly died be
cause there was salts OF copper in the
INK, which poisoned INN. Indeed, his
lie was Only saved By the speedy APP
pearauCa of the doctor. who suspected
- hat WAS wrong and applied the anti
dote.
KEPLYISG to u correspondent. the
Philadelphia 1,ws, says: I'VE never
knew that Colonel Ingersoll had any
military record We cannot doub.
mat the Times speaks truth, hut it is
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