The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-06-01

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sAw young lady this morning wear
log a very pretty badge, lettefed
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News adds VIC should have been q
better man IN bis place.
IA ilIilerate preacher ia Illinois
improves upon The ordinary version Of
tue Holy Scriptures by sermonIEing
from tie te1I First cast out the
bean TIA, is 10 yer own eye, ard then
you'll know how 70 cast out the oats
thal Is 10 bis'u This probably render
Cd the command more effective 10 the
agricultural districts.
The Chicago Times is authority
fof the statement that pair Of Indiana
twins, each City years old. wish 70
pass themselves of for q centenariau.
"A shipwreekel crew has recently
been killed aud eaten by the cannibAls
IN Australia. It's shocking TO think
that there still live sayages who can.
uibble their own kind.
The oldest piano ia America is on
lie way 10 the Centennial 10 be clawed
aud paved aud thumped around for the
benefit Of small boys with tears on the
ends Of their noser
The other day Black Hills stage
driver undertook to hotsewbip his pas.
sengers into getting out 10 push up
bill, bat the god.seekers held coro-
nor's inquest and found that be died Of
pneumonia.
"A correspondent inquiries what we
will pay for original stories such, for
instance, as arc Published 10 the Sun.
day Republican Three cents pound,
ia hard cash
And caust thou always love me
thus, Alfred, she mrmured, even
when age has cropt upon me aud left
bis traces here There was pause
on his part, but il was only momen.
tary, when he replied in tone Of deep
remembrance, Can duck swim
"A Trenton bankrupt always yalu-
ed his poss ossions above par That is
his heaviest lie.ability.
The Courier journal says-Tbe re.
oording angel puts down business lie
just the same as any other. Paste this
in your hat
Lubbock still insists that bees are
not Of sympathetic nature And yet
this gentle insect, with the buff main.
sail and red.hot rudder, has frequently
brought tears Of sentiment TO our
eyes.
When brisk breeze is blowing
about the coat.tails OF pedestrians, il il
rarely man has sufficient nerve to pre-.
serve an uncoucemcd air under the
consciousness that new half sole has
lately been put on the seat Of his pant
aloons.
The Alabama Planter complains
that its little garden patch was unprof-
table last season The snails ate up
the cueambersi the chickens ate up
the suails: the neighbours cats ate up
the chickens, and We are now ia search
Of something that will cat up the
cats
Ms, does pa kiss the cat? Why,
no. my son. What in the name Of
goodness put that 10 your head Cos
when pa came down stairs this morn,
ing be kissed Sarah in the hallway aud
said. That's better than kissing that
old cat up stairs, ain il, Sarah
-Ruskin observes that as a rule
women have no eye for color. This
explains why woman is obliged t.
spend three quarters Of day in get
ting the exact shade Of ribbon 10 trim
dress, while when ii comes TO mend
tag her husbands pantaloons she seems
70 think that yellow patch is just the