, 1876-08-21
believe that every tmpudcut, tefd'noHs. patr'i,
and Fabricated ttdndtr should bo denied, Rotatn,
.f1a
SOMETHING FOR SOCIETY.

SOMETHING FOR SOCIETY.
An ANisrocRArtc BUTCHER pETAlt.e MS rLAN.
In presenting tn tho public the following
scheme, the undersigned desires to premise m
calculation Of tho details BY tllr statement that
he has been for several years IN arlstocrat, ntld
is even set well known in fashionable cirglet ASH
gentleman he has been accustomed to observe the
operation OF tho gastric juices and the digestive
organs upon fool ami, having had fron, time tn
t11ne various. opportunities for entering upon
analytical and syiItllctical experiments nj eating
ho has determined. anco tho aspertlrs u
fatc hava thrown him Upon IFS hea,n-
ends nnl the results of. h!s. investigations,
to 20 tntu the butcher business. The
tiersian1 TINT lie has lost Ills arlstocratic ten
dcneiea. Tn tic contrary, Lie proposes b, turn
Ills enclefy training Into cllanllcl which will
reeet credit up0tI the society that tEatrc him.
lie does not wish 4 unslcrstood TINT he has lnst
caste. His object Ia this fleW venture Is merely
10 throw around meat un.t vegetables that halo
and gla,nor which will make the clthles all the
more wclconia to Tho taste Of tho epit,rcan, ind
temper the slurn lamb to tho sweet breath vi
ChitAEo's bcllcs anll beaux.
TitR UNDERSIGNED
has for years. contemplated, with the well'hrrd
grief Of a gentleman, tho hunastps sustained hy
the social world In the necessity nf eating grub
purvcyed by the vulgar and lllster.lte, mud 1e
hae only been rafting for his long.expGctcd cra
Of impccuniosity TO unite the compilation of
stamps with tic sale uf pruvtsforls In such n
fashion as to nttract tho attention Of tho fas-
t!dfous to the gilt-ctllgcd style IN which the
thing can 10 done BY nan n who M 'Ias thur. thor.
principles ~ we'll as the diversified accomplish
inents Of pctl'llng prpvcntler, adapted solely to
the rich and entirely beyond the reach Of tho
poorer anl vulgar classes.
With this conmendntnn to tho public, the
plan Is respectfully presented.
Gu tho tst lny of April next tho undersigned
Will open his new Incnt paslnrs on Nubass ave-
nue.. near Iwtnty-second street. The establish
nary anil low-to!sci butcher slop ~ intel, ns
does The surculett and juicy porter.hpnsc,
taken from tile blouded COW, from the dry n,ti
chir-lIkc production uf thu uiledusated heller u
the unciviiized Western ptalns. The, lours will
with ncnt though sl!Nlucd strip running IRON
the curl, t., the nutrlncc Of the parloEs, Tho
usual aspect nf blDody and Ay-covtrcd animal
matter viii be replaced by cuue and attractive
selections from the most gifted animals, SC. up
pelcstais. Thcsc will Le covered With tic
spray from perfu,ncd fountains, ut once
cooling the atmosphere an1 affonling to custom,
ers relief front any suggestion of the Stoc's-
npSy ni d e OF II ta naa ts
are compelled to pass. Sofas An.l settlers md
tetc-n-tetcs will abound, md tantng chairs will
be provided for tho accommodation Of the most
langud. 4 specimen ri zach urttGls will he
cooked tn every yarlcty mud possibility Of style,
aud sgrvcd to the patrons of the paslors, and lu
str,lctIots for conking ano serving up will ae-
company each sale.
THE UNDERSIGNED,
at the risk Of bclng prolfx, would urge upon the
community the advantages Of tho lnst-uatncd
feature, and while hg scornfully rcpudtAtes my
i1nputatlon upon his philanthropy, or tic accu-
sat}on that such coursu would b. lEs reason
for his high prices, lt Insists that his experience
Of him, tho inrulcation Of tLp lessons ol Ills
own experience, aud therefore warrants him
In suggesting to our local nobility the best
methods IF cookery. Ln.nb's fries an1 tender
roasts will go hand iii hand with II pre-eu,inent
desire.to edurato the arlstocrat!e stomach to the
full appreciation Of the bountles OF Divine
Providence, and homemade sausagcs will link
with themselves demonstration that the pig
mental, mud physical elevation. Veal Will be
introduced, fresh from maternal fount, and
served up white and sparkling as the delnpna-
tiled silver. The -lEvcr 81 the youthful
n ys'' ,ee Will sid. '' by sa'stSly tlsy Vii, RiessFfs f
the smoked slabs Of til pig, @ aud sold W contcin- m
poraueously for the dclcrtaton Of tlInso who
enjoy most OF all the mattltnal meal. The only
serIn!n to be allowed about tho parl0rs will b1
klE tuHEllAOAb lhushAEnt, lkllj iMltLtHlHJu VI
tie part Of the gentlemen engaged il, cutting IN
tho stuff will be promptly reported Ut The
elegant offices which will Gc fitted tip at the
buck OF tho parlors.
IN undertaking this enterprise the under
signed has stutlied the tastr Of the customers
whose patronage he respectfully solIeits The
ceilings will be frcscoed, ind tho meat will be
cut With that dcllcacy Of taste and superiority
Of art over which tho undersigned submits
gentlc%anly ] atteaants ' vii be ] astirca in faIi iii
dress suits, with white gloves, and liAve been
tralncd to servo up any article from n roast to q
pork elIoo, with TINT suMlued 1efcrcnco Which
society has a right tolenund Of any one to whom
Its exponents pay their money Willie EaklnE a
clolct. THIS poik will be subjected to the action
OF chemicals prior to its exposition for gnie, a,Il
our loveltcst bellies will tind 1t safe from even
the suspicion Of tho anlmalcuB which kills, but
tisOmcnt. Coffee aud chocolate Will be served
to patrons, aud the llghtest purchases will en-
title tho purchaser to refreshing lrnughts from
the elegant cups, each III which will bear full
stzcd photograph Of
Boys VIII be In waiting to carry bundles to the
stylish turnouts tlAt have male Chicago IA
NOUS, and orders will b. promptly filled In IN
il announcing TINT this will be tho "l,,ehest-
priced establishment IN thu world" tho under.
signed feels that he will scr,trc tho patronage ot
this best people In Tho city. 1t his been for
sG1nc TING evident that sucuty us beconlc tired
Of low diet, and III putting his prices ut the
he coulInenda Ills pavlors to the very highest
toned. Acat for ..uIs will accompany ill articlcs
purchased, und will bo graded from tiir ti-bits
fNr the ialrptt to tho must substantial for tho
touse canlMe.
With this brief adlusion to f!a plan,
TltK UNDERSIGNED
puts himself In tho banda Of bis friends, we'll
assured TINT hlglprlrel virtue will ilayc !ts own
reward aud that society will Huun grow fat on
tho undersisncd's grub. =
.,... ORLANDO 7. SCuouAlIltE,
Wabash avenue, near Twenty second street.
+. P.S.-Boston papers p!eusu copy.
THE COURTS.