The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-08-10
THE TERRIBLE HEAT At sAhAr0GA.
Ceekirs for n Thousand Gucsfs How 10
nrea.-Indac Hilton nd his nugler.

SARATOGA, Aug. This morning, while
the tberm ometer marked 9Oo on the balcony OF
the States, and white Vice President Hendricks
and August scheii were wipinR the perspiratio
from their brows, went into the kitchen " the
United States. -Four cooks were doing all the
broiiing for a thousand guests, while to tue left
OF them were tho roasters. with their roasting
Ares kndled and ready to roast the beef and
chickens which we're already tied to revolving
spits.
"How's the thermometerf" asked, as cook,
with his face lvd with heat and wet with per-
SEPARATION, picked broiled steak from the seeth-
Ing CRATE.
"Therm ometer, siri why, good lord Their
mometer won't stay In this kitchen ten minutes.
The mercury goes straight to tho top, pulls tho
nail out Of the post and away floats tberrnome-
ter and nail like 3 balloon. Why, Ice cream
boils anywhere In this kitchen In four minutes"
"You don't say sol"
"Sav sol / should say I did. Why, black
Billy took out Ave saucers Of Ice cream TO Fer
nando Woods table. Tue old man said he
| ordered custard. Billy came running back with
| the cream and asked for custard. 'Custard's
| out SEE /. Must have it, says Billy. but
while we stood .argerins the case. what dou
| think Why that Ice cream commenced To
| boil. turned black on the top, aud, by the great
guns u II wasn't tue best baked custard you
"And Billy carried the same dishes back to
Fernnndo"
why, "A barrel OF green apples left In this room
over SUNDAY got To be a. dry Ms butternuts;
| pumpkins drv down to cocoanuts. green corn
| shrinks to clothes pins, aud waterm elons-"
Aud my warm friend went ON. ] looked at
the thermometer and found It l2Oo. -Four cooks
we're broiiing a thousand breakfasts, aud brUii-
| ING each breakfast to order. Imagine hundred
darKeys yelling at those poor cooks VI you can.
! Il ,ch walter would hold uD bis hand and shout
| his order, and shout IL again, and keep shouting
4 TIL one Of the cooks took pity on him and
filed his plates with chops and chickens.
| IL isn't so easy thing as some people think
for wal CT To 40 out aud ct nrst class break
coffee IN another, rolls IN another, put the gravy
| on all the chops and chickens himself, ana when
| he gets his server loaded down, march ~ win
big crowd OF dBrkeys, carving II over his head.
| II guest wants a cup Of cream, dainty OF
OF Spanish mackereI. couple OF brook trout;
| the big SARATOGA hotels, he has to "seo the
walter that Is. give him a half dollar once or
extra work on the part OF the walters, ami the
walters have to share their perquisites with the
cooks.
DRESSING IN SARATOGA.
There Ia less dressing In Saratoga every year.
| Now and then n swell" girl gets In from Buffalo
| or Chicago with nineteen trunks, and "stuns"
tive days. But the genteei New York Girl dresses
| very little. She comes 70 see tue panorama
her beaux In corners. under dainty par sol, or
| forms clique, where they sit and abuse the
Joneses, whose father, ike their father, once
see several Young ladies' who always look
sweetly In muslin lhey came here win SIX
| white muslin dresses and twenty-four yards Of
How do you wear the ribbon ?" asked one
"w eli. we buy six yards OF wide blue ribbon.
This we make into BOWS, sashes. &c; when we
| wear blue, II Is blue tnroughout-blue on the
hat, blue sash. blue bows, blue stockings. &c"
| And the other rbbonr
| "Why, We also buy six Yards or cardinal, six
| Ia pf 81 ". 10
| you see, with six muslin dresses and three
white chip bats. we can come out IN new SUIT
| match why the taste Is perfect, and twenty four
dollars worth of nbbon loe. the business"
| have watched this young lazy every day, and
really she Is one OF the sweetest and most charm
| ingy dressed young ladies here.
No soled silks for her. No SHINY satins or hot
| gros Rrainsl
She can take the beaux away from the young
LADY dressed In soilei rros sraias every time.
Tue fact Is, men fall IN love with women on
account OF their Deatness. No gentlema ever
loved IA soied woman. SO. young ladies', wash
your gre ssy hair ill IL looks 10 Isht and heecy
as GOO made 1t. throw away the rouge and
powder, let the SKIN have the shine and glow Of
| d. ess yourselves up In sweet white muslins, md
| then the Deaux Will swarm around YOU IA the
bees swarm around the fragrant hVneysuckIe.
ON DTS.
They are telling a pretty good story here on
Jake Rubino, Uncle D-niel Dfew's wealthy
II seems that Mr.. Lothian, who leads the
on Fri ay night. MIR. Wilkinson and Mr. Clair
sid, Yes" and the thing was liked. But when
Judge Hilton heard of 1t ne objected To the pro-
osed benefit. He put his foot down." and
| said
MIR. Lothiln, we hired you for the summer q
lead the band. Ii YOU can't continue to buge
withou! a benefit Sou'll baye to stop bugng'
| Jake Rubino heard the talk, and was Indignant
At the poor musicians treatment. Turning TO
the Judge, excitsdly, he remarked vita his Ger
| man accent.
Schudge Hilton ! you ish one dam fms law
yer, tut in NV Opinions YOU knows more about
| getting million OF dollars than you does ABOUT
| keeping tavern
| fhey saw the Judge, who likes fun even at his
own expense, tells tnis story himself.
| ELI PERKINS"
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