The Arizona sentinel., 1876-01-29
MISCELLANY.

"Bose," a mOngrel yellow dog. is the mail carrier between Min nesota and Dakota, sixty miles. He makes the trip for nothing and boards himself, and never fails. There seem to be no com. petitors for the position.
 ."How are ye, Smith?" said Jones. Smith pretended not to know him, and answered, heSitat- ingly "Sir, you have the advan- tage of me-" "Yes, suppose so. Everybody has that's got com- mon senSe."
 Two editors were chosen to of fee at the late election in Missis- sippi, and they now feel so high toned and independent that they refuse to take dried apples as usu- al in payment for subscriptions.
 Neuralgia" is the charming name of a charming girl in Wales. Her mother found it on medi- cine bottle and was captivated with its sweetness. So some young man is doomed to suffer neuralgia of the heart.
 "Sir you are political thing a perambulating monument of meanness-a bankrupt in every thing but cheek :" "BOss | don't understand German, but I'll drink with you !' The difficulty was settled on that basis.
 Some people won't let we'll en- ough alone. Take, for instance, the Jersey City man, who, hav- ing been sentenced to fine of So and costs, applied for reconsid- eration of the case, and got three months in the Penitentiary.
 High toned. The wife of a lead ing Democratic Congressman blandIy told a visitor, few days since, that she didn't mind having room on the fourth story of her hotel in Washington, as she went up and down in the ventilatOr. A girl with three arms is attract ing attention in Tescelo, near Jalapa, Mexico, and when she gets her two arms around her husbands neck, she'll still have one to fiirt with the other fellow across the street.
 A wee bit of a boy having been slightly chastised by his mother, sat very quietly in his chair for for some minutes afterWard, no doubt thinking very profoundly. At last he spoke out thus: "MuZ- ger, l wish dad would get anuZ- ger housekeeper-Pve got tired O seein' you round"
 On the walk hat did lie
 And galus chap sailed by
 And he cut lively swell
 He was clerk to hotel;
 And he gave that hat kick,
 And he came across brick
 Now upon crutch he goes
 Minus half pound of toes.
 "Doctor," said a waggish par ishioner to a sound, yet some. what dull preacher, "L think l must have a pew nearer the pull pit than where I now have it." "Why," said the parson, "can't you hear we'll where you are?" "Oh yes," was the reply; "but that ain't it. The fact is, there are so many between me and the pulpit that by the time what you say gets back to where am it is co ao@ oo d;ch u,ot tor11
 A Detroit bachelor, not rich but industrious and respectable, en- tered the house of a widow on Baker street the other day and said, "Mrs. Blink, Pll give you just three minutes to answer whether you will be my wife or not?" I only want fifteen seconds yes 7" she answered, and they sat down and began to plan how many strawberries they would can this Summer.
 A Boston school girl of tender years thus writes to her bosom friend: "Dear Susie: I shan't attend school agin until l Get some new cuffs, collars and Jewel ry-dear Mama agrees with me that it is my dOoty to take the shine out of that Upstart Many Jones, and Pll do it if 1 never learn nothing"
 Fashion has hard road to tra- vel sometimes, and the one-leg- ged dresses have received a se- were blow in Canada. z A Catholic cure in the Dominion has notified his female parishoners that he will not administer the sacrament to such of them as wear the pull back skirts. If the ladies of Cana da possess the ordinary amount of