The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-03-16

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81 > mans homc. says 80 eIebAngc.
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bis VIZ VAN, too.
Marriage, said an unfortunate bus.
baaa, i the graveyard Of love. Aud
you men, replied bis vile. are the
grave diggcu.
4 Texas reporter having made a
note q man who drank twenty
glasses u rye 10 one evening. the man
very justly complains that be don't
like that Kind Of note-o .rye-e.ty.
II docsu', take mo long 70 make
up my mind ! can tell you said
coaceited iop. It's always 80 where
tue stock 81 material 10 make up 10
small, quietly remarked young
lady
A stump speaker 10 Indiana, the
other day, likened political life 10
waierwheeI. That's 30 there's no
doubt bot that il contains many dis.
turbine elements
Al the marriage Of an Alabama
widower, one Of the servants was ask.
Cd II bis master would take a bridal
tour. Dunno, sab when old missus's
alive be took paddle TO her dunno
il be take a bride 10 dc new one or
not.
The Elmira Advertiser says doc
tor IN that place removed a tape worm
from a lad that was ninety.aix ieet
long and had over eleven hundred
joints. Well. boy as long as that
ought 10 have over eleven hundred
joints.
"A profane young person describ-
ing the looks OF newly arrived N. q.
from the far West as he appeared at
the Washington depot, ys-He look.
ed as If he had come all the way across
the continent on the hurricane deck of
mule.
"A great many foreign counts have
visited Chicago, aud the Chicago Jour.
pal has met them, and its opinion is
given 10 three lines, viz.--Many a
man who would fail as a car conductor
IN this country, could take hold and
make frst-class foreign count.
You didn't laugh at my stupidity
before we were married ; you always
said ! was duck Of a lover, grumbled
complaining husband. Yes, that's
20, replied the wife and duck Of
lover is almost sure TO make goose Of
husband.
What does Good Friday mean I
asked one school boy Of another. You
had better 20 home and read your
Robinson Crusoe, was the whitening
reply,
"A London paper says that the
Spanish General Moriones rested his
army for few moments, when on tn
point Of attack. The point Of
isn't generally considered d r. ~,
TO rest, even for that brief ~
The only tune that
an idea Of reforminr
good. says child.f 1 49,.
freed among the a'er' - Waen ne
mar - cherries by Tank ia
70 Of mastiffs.
- East man wrote 10 Il
'ia Haydn Society Of BostoI
arabs .eir terms TO come down al
CIV oratorio. They replied that
Wy q be cheaper TO bring the town
= Jston,
A country editor received the Il
lowing; Dear sir--I have look
carefully and patiently over your P
per FOR six months, for the death
some+ndiyidual was acquainted wit
hat as yet not single soul care an
thing about has dropped OF, you VI
please 70 have my name erased.
A gentleman came up 70 rs q
other day whose appearance made !
glad. The dashboard Of his shirt W
ornamentcd with studs about the 81
Of crab apples. his hair was divided i
mcdiateIy upon the meridian. By eli
engineer. no doubt. his luxuris
moustAche hung over the entrance