New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-12-19

Dali OEeoo00 DO INV VIVIAN ~A6A -
neck in high circles.
If Q dealer does not like keg butter
should lump it.
It appears t. John Bright that the VIII
world 10 wrong.
Wsgner's music Of the future 10 almost
thing Of the past.
There il . difference between noseg
and gay red nose.
Aimee and her troupe will come dire
from Havana to this city.
There u more food for tho mind tn
there il mind to feed.
Ties 10 singularly sileut, - If we were
have no moro weather.
Tennyson's Harold" win differ vel
much from Byron's child.
General kcClellsn d living in Bsltimor
He 10 open for n engagement.
The illustrated papers allow NO peace
the ashes Of the cremated Bar ON.
Signs long drawn out become like bse
ast and unavoidable to the chop keeper.
A Newspaper in the hands Of sreceivt
can look calmly on ct tho death Of Demo-
rscy.
Radical Democrats do not caro oenteI
,nisl straw about State laws or Auerica
unions.
Seven car loads Of silk worm eggs. value
ut 8, 0o0, ZOO, passed eastward, throug
Omaha, yesterday.
The effort to mako "Bsba," at Niblo'
Theatre, . SUCCESS, BY advertising it in tn
courts, proved . failure.
a man will never know how much goot
he can do in the world until he tries to d.
something worthy of manhood.
Democratic doctrine-f man does moi
think - you do, knock him down; if he
does NOT vote - you do, shoot him.
A club has been advertising for . swell
cook. The first candidate for the place
thought he could boil dried apples.
BY paying 8 and costs st. Louis man
may keep IN icy sidewalk and enjoy tho
spectacle Of passengers slipping down.
A bowling Democrat has already made
up his mind which side to take in case of
war. He says: II shall be found as was
found before-on the Canads side"
A St. Louis paper, by lot Of green baize
tables sent up to Jefferson City, is reminded
that tho Legislature 10 about to convene;
but such sisns can scarcely be fair omen.
Tho best thing General Hswley saw
during the whole Centennial Exhibition
was what he did not see. He noticed the
absence from the grounds Of Intoxicated
persOne.
The man who couldn't lift horse at the
Academy of Music succeeded in having his
'ollar- bone broken in . wrestling match.
There is nothing like perseverance in this
world.
Now 60 to. Watterson says he wrote |
hat New Orleans was - quiet a. . nun
lery ct 2 A. NJ, and that Orton's vsndals,
Nth view of crushing him, telegraphed it,
Quiet as nursery."
A premium certificate obtained by Q man |
facturer at q State fair, is q parchment
vidence that he has made one good thing,
'ithout being q guarantee that he will
YER make another.
The Democrat claims that the New York
amblsrs are betting even again ON the
cotton of Tilden. There is no danger in
lat so long as Morrissey can declare all
sts of before pay day.
1t was q 81 ght to see Ben Hill, the fire
tier, shake his fist in the face of Fernando
'ood, who has no more emotion than Q
am, and wonderful to hear him say,
Don't make us get mp an other rebellion,
don't doit."
Sixteen y0und ladies at church CT Sun.
y were watching the feet of their beloved
lstor, - if to retain their size in mind,
I'd BY new years day the pastor will have
xteen pairs of worked slippers to send
way to his relatives.
Reporters Of the Herald stationed them
Ives at the doors of each New York thea
recently to sec how quickly the different
estres could be emptied. One audience
10 asked out to drink between the acts,
d he and bis friend cleared the parquette
thirty seconds. y
Julian, OF Indians, is supposed to be q
scendant of Julian of Rome, the Apoetate. I
d man Julian counted himself in during I
year 36l. After he became emperor he .
'ew off the Hypocrisy which had shielded ;
q while pretending to be . Christian,
1 declared his preference for pagans and
sthcn gods.
Politics is the only commerce. now, hence y
Chamber of Commerce is given up to e
, Democratic House investigating COM 4
ttee. By all commercial means let Gen. O
i Mich oils be inaugurased in the Cotton
change. All such side shows impress
world with the idea that all business
q Of the South are Democrats, and moth .
else. IL