, 1876-01-09

ROQQs q TEaF. 1UL D9C0u1HM lDphtleAk al u!s
failure to bling matters to crisis, abe resolved
to ascertain his inten'ion.. When he next called
she took him gents by the ear. led him to
eeat and said:
| .Sobby, you've lin foo'in' round this clain
fur mighty near = wear, au' hev nevar SIT 6not oil
your mouth on the nlarrr,n BIZ. I've eottonea
| TO ser on tne square c.ean through, an heV
stood oil every Eato t thet has tried TO chlp III
an now want yer to come down tn business or
leave tbs rancha. Ct yer on :he marry, ao want
p4rd thetil st1ck rito to yer Ill yer pass 10 yer
checks ~ the good Lord calls ya over the range,
list sJuenl an veil hltch; but. ef taes amt yer
game, craw out a. give sotne other feller 3
show f',1 Lis pile Now sing your aon9 or skip
| out"
He sang.
| GOOD YEAR FOR GIRLS.
| It ie good year tor girls The daughter OF
| NJ. Denolst VenceeAa school-ma6ser, has
| passed I b1lian. examination fur the degree OF
Bachelor Of Let,es at the University OF Po1:iero.
in France and, the other day. the Birkbeck H.
stisuton, of London largo and old college.
distributed the frat prizes in modern languages
| and "advanced mathematics " to three vomeu.
What II to oecone OF the men II til. goes on ="
I sskeu Lord Chief 1us:lce Cockuurn, "Ao Landed
| routd Lhe medals. Tie old gentleman noticed
the lack Of lrize iu Euxiieh COM nl.ozltien. and
| fuunoed one OF 500 for tbGt purpoae on tie
spot. Princess Luu.ss IN distr.b ling pr1zes 81
gi,ls' blgh SCHOOL teceuti7, Offered additional
laizes for English composition and - for keep
INF accounts ~ ahe considered that avery
nunau should be able to seep her household ac-
counls correctly aud write go.d Business let
ser." Nhat frugal and mstlod!cal wives those
g.1ls OF tie Queeus do maAe. to oe euroi
DEATH FROM TIGHT LAc,No
There has just dad io Plmilco (esys the
Loudon Teiegraph) Mrs- Kezia Wheeler, 1t the
age Of II. on whom inquest has been held
Mrs- Wheeler was found dead in her bedroom on
Sunday mo:niug laat, dressed for church. and
with her Bible in her hand, having apparently
expired suddenly. The surgeon SAID that death
ha1 resulted tIolu tho buaBt4pg Of Aueur4.m
aud the poss-morle,u EXAMINATION revealed ter
l!b!e evidences slgh. laciDy on the part OF tho
deceased, who iIad ocon very beautlful Sonlan-
iu fact. end OF the old lzd. . RIBS had Leen
PRESSED against the internal organs. aud had
koot them CONSTANTLY 1t half actl.n, as It we're.
untl apparently an aaeuttsm vas produced, By
the s,.a.!en rupture Ut En.ch she died. Mrs.
Nhee.er m lst have bean al exceptionally
healthy voman to have tlus livei il site u
ile coIset wlllcu .nncisoue1 plrt ot her organs
aad Inierfele CT with tier natural deSeupenenI
La1 sae not la.rd, sho Would doaoless have
been couteunrlsa.
WATCHING THE MooN.
They were standing in front Of l,cr gate. ha7-
ing just returned t1om dance. HIS nght arm
der furn,sbcd resting place for her little head
and they we're wafchluE the moon. Il was the
same old moor which had looked down on 30
many similar scenes nut, somehow. it had DIFF /
feienI appearance Tonight It iuiuaneed Tue |
young man to SUCH degree that he said: |
- Wuh what refulgence does bright Luua shed |
her iaya upon all inAntnate sea.loo, weaving t
weird, fantastic shadows among the leadess !
trees, aud spreading d silver glory over al!. DO !
you observe the magnificent effect, Msmie:"
- Yes. indeed, Henry" ane returned; "aud did |
you ace that Jeu C!eueus at the dancer She
bad on Lost winters dress. made over; aud she's
worn that blue waist ever sinca eau remember.
rerer saw such looking thug" Henry
gasped. i
BIGGER GAME AHEAD.
"Iou ,ciH be mino7 ," urged faithful and
substantial lover to q Philadelphia Girl, last
week. ''Oh, no, won't any such thing" sbo
answered, aEchly But why this chaneo7"
pleadcl. he; "you once felt different toward
me-" .'Oh, yes. I know I did," she replied.
>. but l didn't think OF tue Centennial then, aud
the chances the1e'l! be to pick up foreigu Duke,
or Prince, OF somethiag!" And. as the disap-
pointed youth turned sadly Away, you cuui1 see
bv his face that ihele WAS at least Que Ph!ladel-
[,h1a soul which had lost its enthusiasm for tbs
coming big show.
MISCELLANEOUS NOTES.
Before marriage young ladies' devote them
selves TO 6neries; after marriage they have to
think of groceries.
4 ''bride's night-drees," profusely trimmed
With fur, is on exhibition in = Brooklyn d1ess-
maker showroom.
Banging the hair prevails among the women i
a Ch.ne, and Indicates that tbs banger" ia on
.he lookout for a husband.
''Thanks,' be said. sadly; 'of course it's
7efy kind Of you to wish me marry Christmas
,ut then you know I'm married"
An old maid in Reading married = tramp be-
'ause. az she said, he smeled just like an Italian
Count whom she once met and loved.
Nevada girl has sued man for sl.uIer for
aging that Piute made 8 tent out Of pair OF
1alf-worn stockings she had thrown away.
In Idaho Territory, recently, pretty Mormon
,9l, only IL years OF age. committed suicide be-
ausa her SISTERS husband refused to marty her
L6p.
rpical young lsdy as looking at You with an ex-
'reesiou uhlch sa,d, "Slkp-your face-for. two
ents."
II ladies OF the period arc 40 Jus. as thev ara :
eautlfui they Will contribute something toward
monument fos King Cannte. He MAS tho per-
on who originally ordered the tide back
"Eyil Communications" etc-seene-Mrs,
. ,5on Ennsels Maa dtswlngrroom during lecture
'hispsz to Young lady looking for . seat): "Er-|
1cueo me, bur do you beliere IN tho ea auallty Of
te eexes, Mas H,lhelu.na {" Young lady:
Most certainly I do. Mr. Joaes' Modest
oath; :. H4u :! In that csse. then, needn't
i've you up my char"
Pears to me you've got putty slim fra.
1lraod ~ said = spindling youth tho other
ight. "a be Sat IN front OF the Fireplace by thn |
'de OF buxom Young lady. who had no earthly
80 for him. - Yes. she said, as she v1csedIy !,
7osed st ene focr behind him; its anont all !;
ou and the fire can do between you to ret ups !:
espectable shadow" -" ~ !;
a Young man 10 olsthe, Kan, who is particu- /:
U about his waehing, the other day wro.e = II
ote 70 his wxeher"oman and one to his eirl. Il
3D. bJ strange fatality, mt tho wrong ad- !;
Eess on each envelope sod +. ut them oH The .s
ashazworna1 was wall ploAaed st IN inyisa!iou :;
eaka rsds ts= c=%s as5. bus ~aea the yo1nx =
~ seaa ~ 5ou Raas " NJ z5ists A7sc1a7. 4