New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-08-01

Sew ORLEANS Republican.
eFflc,A, JOURNAL OF THE UNITED STATES
uffic,Al JOURNAL Of NEW ORLEANS
vrW ORLEANS. AUGUST 1. 1875.
The cold snap is about over.
This poisoned sausage business Is gong
30 the dogs.
lemons are very dear and very frequent
squeezed.
THE oues.ion Of the sultry hour ID how TO
raise thu winn'
~,a aan.imen,s of Ruth-"Boaz will be
Boaz, you know
Never lump on train after it has s'af1eo'
NC, lump of until it stops
a liNlI ONcFcOdt VIA NV
hut it must be very light.
What the politician really wants Is +" eo''
uositiou with hard money pay.
Tai, the tramps to go West. Acres OF
,~-a;, are spoiling for lack OF harvest nanos'
II vou,d puzzle the beet diver to hnd the
SINKING fund of the average stock COM
paay.
Now a man may gorge himself, get the
cssolers, and say the peach crop OF 1910 Is d
faiure.
The beautiful locks of Stokes are turning
rray, bu. his prison locks do not turn
enough to lie. him out.
Ou- handsome policemen look killing
when they go on the beat with poisoneo
s.ausaces under their arms.
Nav samue! Bowles wants to 20 to Con-
frees. and he naturally looks for the sup
mort o. the Adams family.
Tee family tree OF Texas family SHOWS
81 branch on which several members nave
been hung for borrowing horses.
Rsss bal! should not be played OF Sun
day. because ciergymen who have preaching
20 d o can NOT witness the game.
IF Mr.. Wilt could be elected by acc!ama'
eon. he would be all right. Nothing Kills
an Office seeker SO etfectually SIS ballot.
Rival hotel keepers hang their tnermo
meters on water coolers. The travelling
nxhlc is jus. now looking tos cool places
md get taken in.
Sammy Tilden, trying to be statesman,
1eciared the war failure. II was Demo
watic failure to destroy the Union. Hence
he tears from his we'll eye.
The absent minded woman Is CONTINUALLY
forgetting the location Of her pocket ana
~hen an overdress is worn the sc arca Tor q
nickel becomes the work Of time.
General Meade never predicted that
Colonel Sturgis, Of the Seventh Cavairy'
would die away from his command, but ne
prophssied truly regarding Custer.
Hendricks has decided to postpone his
,etter until about the middle OF November
and then he will decline by treason OF cir
cumstauces over which he had no control.
The Courier Journal can quote Scripture
It says for Tilden: "And Samuel grew be-
fare the Lord" Just as If Samuel was
alder, growing before, and "biger" than
the Lord. -
The St. Charles Mirror has Thomas >
Hanaricksr a. candidate for Vice Presi
dent. and 1T. F. Nichols" for Governor. a
candidate sees himself with great Difficulty
in such a Mirror.
A. Young editor borrows what he think
will live after him for him, and says
e.Work consists Of what body is Obliged
to do. So much for the body, but nov
about the brains, my boy
Kansas is bound to complain. Last yea
she sent GU. grasshopper missionaries peg
erug for bread. This year che says ther
are not men enough in the State to harVes
tic eaor nous crop Of grain.
There is plenty of ice yet on the CatskiI
,roun tains, which fact shows that "wate
gaes to sleep rhere,"-as Henry Watterso
would beautifully say, if ne was only NV
vea-s o!G-and sleeps all summer.
The railroad candy tiend is now eeilin
she @sT;:den aud Hendricks prize package.
A nronlnent Democ,a. bought one, NOR
far principle, he said, than because ne IKE
CANDY. and his prize" proved to be bras
ring. The Democrat believes that "a ~
nubNcan rascal puts that candy on tn
gs,Araet."
The Democratic State Central Commit
tee should remember the contest Matt hea
had with Nathaniel Head, in New Ham,
Sss,rs, and make arrangements TO vote it
s+her Frank Nichols or FIancis Nichol
The General should let the Borbon pre-:
know what HE name really is and sett
Eae difference now existing.
"A dry goods peddler gives 1t as an INV