The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-10-26
NASBY ON INDIANA.
The NoOze Fell unto the Corners Like
SSotilin Balm.
Mr.. Nasty Relates How His kentucky
RefOrmers contributed to the
Result.

THE STATE Nv KENTUCKY, Oct 10, 1876.
The Corners NV itself agin The
nooze from Indiana fell onto us like q
soothin BAN, and diffoosed SIGH peece
and satlsfackshen -ez we heven't expeer-
enced sence the intelligence NV the first
Bull Run.
Think Nv it! Bloc James Willyums is
governor, and clean-shirted aristocracy
hez been rebooked ! The outposts of
the enemy hev been kerried-we shell
kerry the citadel in November.
I wuz the first tc communicate the vic
try to the Corners, for l helpt to win it
in person. he'd bin at Bunkersville, in
Inieany for two weeks, with large par
ty NV Kentucky reformers in charge wich
L votid in that State.
When Tilden wus nominated on q re-
form platform I swore a sollum oath
that watever [ Good do to bring about
reform I wood do, and 1 HAY KEEP my
oath. I took fifty reformers from the
corners to Bunkersville. Then Kentuck-
ians-ez zelus for reform ez I wuz my
self-votid on an averige three times
apeece, and each NV EN-, with the help
of some pugilistic reformers that Tilden
sent on direct to help me, KEEP at least
thIoe r ,publikins each from votin. And
the w,,oLe Nv it didn' cost the New York
Reform Beaureau more than $1,000
Kin any reformer show better record
than that?
Their wuz an ovashen when [ returned
with my reformers. The Corners bor-
rerred all the mules from the entire ma
berhood and come over to the stashen at
III IL
cavalcade wuz met jist out Nv the village
by d perceshin the site Nv wich gladden.
ed my heart. Capt. M'Pelter appeared
on hossback in his Confedrit yooniform
Deekin Pogram kerried the rife witch he
yoosed to bushwhack Federal pikkits
with, and the rank and file NV the Dem
ocrisy appeered in the confedrit gray
wich they laid OFF wen Richmond fell,
and the triumph Nv the Southern coz
| wuz postponed.
Deekin Pogram fell on Capt. M'Pel-
ter's neck and wept perfoosley.
s'Injeany's Dimekratic!" sobbed the
old saint. '"That elex Tilden, and I
shell lick 81 Niger once more!'
click nigger5!'' wuz the captains re-
ply, ''tbe Ethiopian will wish he Good
change his skin now. The one he hez
won't be Nv much yoose to him.
Arrivin at Bascom's that CRATE man
put a noobarl on tap, and remarked that
now that solid South had some show
Nv regainin her rites, to charge for hk-
ker wood be holler mockery. And with
teers streemin down his cheeks-they
WIZ teers NV joy-he said;
'sFeller citizens, to the coz NV reform
I devoter this bari. Likker is to-free
mite.
We organized meetin NV course, that
we mite arrange for reepin in the froots
Nv the victry we he'd won in Injeany.
We ishood proclamation to the car
pit-baggers in the county that we shood
not yoose violence TO rid ourselves Nv EN-
eff it wuz possible to avoid it, but we
gave EN- motifs that we wood neither buy
Nv en-, sell to EN-, or employ EN- in any
possible way. We give EN- motifs, also,
that yotin for Hayes constituted car
pit-bagger and in the interest Of peece
we shood promptly shoot every one wieh
perposed to wantonly outrage us by
perposin to do s1ch thing. Peece we
must hev eff we hev to kill every carpit-
Dagger and niger in the county to get
j it.
! We warned the niggers that while we
desired to live in harmony with EN- har-
mony wuz only attainable by ther obser-
vim the conditions nessary. They must
know Tilden's elecshun wuz oertin, that
they could no longer look to the Fedril
Government for proteckshun, and that
we held their fates in our hands. They
must resoom the normal condition or
take the penalty.
And the people set to work sternIy
that to carry out ther noshens. The
niger butcher, at the north end, wuz or
dered to leeve in ten m1nits, and for feer
that he woodent, his shop wuz confisti-
catid, and his house torn down. Two
niger plastrers got away, but their
houses WIZ guttid, and we wood
hev gone through Pollack, only he and
Joe Bigler put up the shutters, in the
most coowardly manner, ez soon eZ our
people sailed out, and laid behind EN-
with Henry rifles and SIGH, and defed u.s..
Their never kin be peece here, SO long
ez these men make that rallyin point
for the disaffected niggers.
The payment of our war claims will
wipe off our indetednis to Bascom
and leave us suthin to deposit with him
on account, and, relieved Nv Fedrel in
reference, we can redoose the niger to
his normal condishun ez soon ez we
choose, and wunst more enjoy cheap Ia
Dor. Between the two, and the post
offs, I shell hev enuff to keep me till
death removes NE from my speer Nv
yoosefulnis, and sends me where polly
Tx won't pother me, and where ikker is
Unnecessary. My sky is britenin.
PETROLEUM Y. Massey, Reforlner.