The Morning herald., 1876-01-15
OUR MlNiATU II f. PUSTER.

O'Connor, No. 2 East Third street.
We can't all be President of the United
States, but any one of US can throw ashe'
| on the icy spots and help human naturN
along unrufel by sudden sit-down.- De.
sroit Free Press.
At a Georgia hanging, the other day,
chap in the crowd took Otfense at some IT
marks by the doomed man on the scatfold
and Lricd to get at him, with bowie -kuile.
A high Uhlam officer of the Prussial
guards has been sentenced to a year and
half Imprisonment in military fortress to
being married to young lady who was no
Of noble birth.
This is to give notice that all citizen
roublrd with Cough or Cold should at one,
procure bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
Price, 25 cents.
To-day the crocodile of Florida laugheth
and eagerly waiIelh for the time when h
shall nip Of the tender flesh which compo-
seth the northern tourist, who teeth from
lev regions 20 warm baths in the sum,
southern waters.
OConnor is superior tailor.
Adair, 4th and King streets.
If all the gold in the world were welded
| into one solid cubic block, one side of the
cube would measure only twenty-threc
| feet.
Furniture Adair 4th and King,
Fennessey sells boots and shoes cheap.
Beds renovated at Adair's.
A nautical dictionary has become neces-
sity in Germany. 1t seems that nautical
phrase or term sometimes has one meaning
in one German port and quite different one
in another, and that there is no well-under-
stood nautical phraseology in Germany and
thu. frequent MISUNDERSTANDING arise.
Donahoe sells misses shoes at $125, and
ladies, S1.50.
New York paper tells about a deiuied
man who sat down on the shadow of chain
on Brooklyn ferry boat. That's about as
bad as the freshman we once saw trying to
| hang his hat up on an arrow fre scoed OH
the wall of college society room.
How many business men there are in tina
world-earnest, plodding, but unfortunate
| fellow creatures-who 90 about their work
day after day, without even seeming to
know that the Bible contains the word
''advertise."
Go to E. Doaahoe's, 9O7 market street.
Nebraska wants more "schule marms. -
The Colorado is the largest vessel in our
navy.
Overshoes from 40 cents to 81 Is at
Donahoe's.
Yes, want my daughter to study rhe-
toric," replied Vermont mother, " for she
can't fry pancakes now without smoking
the house all up"
When Virginia Judge ordered Henry
Door to shut up Mr.. Door refused to do so
on the ground that he was not a folding
door.
An Indiana hog, killed the other day
was found to have two hearts and two pairs
of lungs. What hog!
Indiana editors refuse to take pet skunks
as subscriptions.
A jeweler at Cory has a clock which was
made in l4l1.
A Mr.. Noon recently had his pocket pick
ed in Detroit street car. Sometime aftel
Noon discovered his loss, but he was te
late in the day to apprehend the thief.
No. East 3rd street is the place to ge
clothing made well and cheap.
An Iowa man rushed excitedly in law
yer's office and said "a man has tied ,
hoop to my horses 5al. Can do anythin!
about it" "yes, 60 and unite it-tee$4."
A newspaper bedded in gravel, and turne,
into stone, was lately found in Hartland
n. Y.-the printing being plainly visible t.
the naked eye.
There was exhibited at fair recent,
held in Travis county, Texas, an artifcia
block of ice which was manufactured a
Austin, Texas, and weighed 1000 pounds.
Mems boots from $3.50 to s4.Oo, a
Donohoe's.
We shall all of us get so tired of the Cen
tennial year that we shall never want t,
see another.-Rochester Democrat.
A Hindoostanee work on music SAYS, tba
music is the painfully acquired act O
speaking very loud in a shril voice p
Fennessey, 29l Market street.
The excessive pleasure in talking of our
selves ought to make us apprehcnsive tina
we afford lit lie to our auditors.
White kid slippers at Fennessey's.
A pair of blue mouses and their descen
dants have used the same nesting place TO
more than ninety years at Oxbridge Eng
J 1t is a bottle in an apple tt ee which was lef