Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-10-07
JebVork
Neatly! Neatly I'D hItIy Extsaled


What niece Of esrpeniery become.
gem as aooa as Ms anIshed'--
A gate. tft~
0osd he4dqHnrtrrs Cor ysusu
mss--s,a th< @'oaldss. ei shsir
<~eesAesrt. ~mm.
Tho chap who took lbe thrmf W.
life 20 sow tho rsnt % houee, hse
gume vat ant lnvsaisd : resent
point for eross-eyed needles.
Charles LamL wien speaking OF
one Of bis rides on horseback, ~.
marked, that ''all a, once his horse
stopped, but he kept right on"
A young lady m New Orleans
while playing croquet one scorchlng
afternoon, was son-struck. Tho
marriage Is believed to be happy
Que.
Query.-Why does a gentleman's
hair which fallen ON hi, coat sleeve
have a color different from that
which remains on his headG Give
IL up'
II Is sad 10 see a man who has
waded through gore to rescue his
country from the grasp Of the tyrant
80 subdncd after marriage that even
the flies take advantage ofhim.
Ifyou have built castles m the AR.
your work need not he lost that In
where they should be. Now put
foundation under them.-Thoray.
Il yielded to his earnest pcrsua-
'ions, as the young widow said after
trying two years 10 catch an an old
bachelor.
Puncb'sshort and sharp history ot
Virginia Is recalled by wisc's death
''John Smith settled virginia, John
Brown unsettled II, and Virginia set
tie John Brown"
Flowers 50 strictly belor . - y"h.,i
l''at we adult men come o. feel that
their beautiful gcntrai,qra concern
not usi we have had our y now le,
the children have the,rs.-Emer-on.
This Is ah Omaha personal item 8
"Slare Every. woman.in.the Face, -
young brave who loaf around the
streets has not yet lev for the sum
"er' lie belongs to the Idiot
tribe"
hr. Greeley, on being asked by %
PennsylvabIe farmer why he didn't
write work entitled. "what don't
know about Farming" !, said 10
have replied, That liic vas too
short.
II requires but little knowledge
of the heart 10 know that woman's
first wish - 10 be handsome and
the readiest method
of obtaining her kindness IL topralsc
her 1eauty.a-JohBson.
Wilt thou not go home, my chlId
Away, for the danger ~ pressing.
81 homo 10 God and get cut oftrou-
bic. Arrsy thyself In such garments
as viii please the Lord Get ready
ID pilgrim, for thy eternal hone
Hedingrr.
An Illinois editor has produced q
play IN which living nsh are nightly
hoopped upon the stage by an actual
angler. Tho audience enjoy the PTS.
ratorial agonies ss much a. they
were doing the angling themselves.
This 10 not from Daniel Deronsla.
she was plump and beautiful, aud
he was wildly fond Of her. She
hated him, bat, womanlike. she
strovs 20 catch him. What was her
A flea.
A little darkey Shipping Oh q
steep roof exclaimed: s8ood lord.
kesch me; ketoh me. Good Lord"
Just then hls breechOs caught q nail
and held him, and be cried: aNeb.
ber NINE. Good Lord, q nail done
rotch me.7
An exchange figures nothing good
in ''deyil," after the following pro-
cess; Devil ~ q mean word asy.
way 4 may be written. Remove A a
4 and n n "evil.v transpose the .
and 10 ~ "vile,7 remove shei and 4
remains, which has the asplrant
sound Of she'll"
A woman sent her son up 10 the
attice TO get some klindling wood.
From the garrst tho boy called
down the stairs 10 ssk how much
The wanted, anl " she wished long
Or short sticks she replieds
we wansbas little here below.