The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1876-10-31
KITS KoeIrATIoNs.

h1A AioNS. .
to-b-h, the snow, the beautiful
sn-;' there, drop that brick. Thought
you'd never heard it.
There's a man in Cheyenne named
Hittim, and when a friend calls out TO
him on the street everybody lodges
Tile snow Is only a warning TO as
10 pick out the location of the latest
coal piles and to rustic for oyereoats.
"A prize of a gold pen is up for the
handsomest baby in Laramie. Wonder
if Bro. Bol"; but no, he's not ''pur-
tyr
The little Italian who 50 affiicts us
with the wheezy notes of his cracked
fiddle may be a shining angel some
day. Who knows.
Miss Mary Fuhr waltzed gracefully
away with the prize awarded to her as
the handsomest girl in Laramie. This
is just the time Of year for handsome
Fuhrs.
This cold wind goes whistling up
the breecfies' legs of many a loafer,
asking him in unmistakable words.
what in thunder he's been doing all
summer?
Have you planted your turkey crop
YETI Thanksgiving looms up in the
distance, and nosone can feel a bit
thoughtful without a fat gobbler in
front. of him. sa
"A coroner jury in Kansas returned
a verdict of '1died of a kick in the
stomach from his wife, and he never
knew what hurt him." Those Kansas
gals must kick straight out like a mule.
They have a bath house in Dead
wood, but no one seems to know what
it is for. The hinges on the doors have
grown rusty, and a look of total deser-
tion pervades the entire establishment.
One of the hotel runner who daily
ornaments the real end of an omnibus
at the depot would soon make a bril-
liant star in the operate field If he
would cultivate that subterranean voice
of his.
We observed a milk wagonfollowing
closely behind a water wagon, yester-
day, the drivers of both CHANGING ner-
vously from side to side. Were they
hunting an obscure alley? Suggestive,
anyhow.
-Theimpression of a human hoof two
feet long has been found in a stone
quarry in Connecticut, and scientists
are puzzled over it. Brother Nye, is
not that your native statep If not, we
give it up.
Wild game of all kinds is coming
in, and in front of our meat markets
can be seen the stately elk, the timid
antelope and the ferocious, blood
thirsty jack-rabbit peacefully hanging
side by side.
1t issaidthat time explains all things,
Will Father Time please rise and ex-
plain how. a young lady limp about
the streets wearing a number four shoe
ona number eve foot and yet smile
sweetly ON gentlemen friends?
During the high wind the other
day, a little girl walking along with
her mother remarked:
"Ma, ifDod had all this dust wouldn't
he make lotso new babies?r g. 81
nho I, IL d;1, ~ ,e-a E
"A Hoosier has been prospecting fol
three weeks in the hills about Sherman.
thinking he was in the celebrated Hills.
He says he didn't-pan out a cent, and
denounces them as a fraud. Go north
young man to the other Black Hills. A
fortune awaits you there.
--Fluke Magilder, tired Of the cares
and labors incident upon the life of
local, has, we judge, quit the irksom'
business and has entered upon thu
duties of a herder. At all events, WI
saw him corralling a herd Of most beau
tiful stock in the Metropolitan, Sunda,
evening.
He ronmed the streets with alump on hi
head :
AS big as . water PAIL tA,
His face was loude with suffering,
And loud was his painful wall.
These were the only words we heard;
This the burden of his song:
Next time l go to that skating rink.
I'll take o piller along"
How pleasant his smile, and will
what cordiality he grasps the hand o
every n he meets. Benevolence stick
straight out from. every point of hi
face, and lie seems to love the who'll
world. And yet he is not a humani
tartan or a philanthropist. He is
candidate. ssaf
"A nan publicly boosted to a Grove
on 10th street, last evening, that during
a married life Of twenty years he hat
never spoken a cross or unkind word tc
his wife. A gentleman present, wht
knows the family, said the man spok,