The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-09-14

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btlsisd ciuzea. from whom
naa vas trying 70 rescue : lamp
pt few mouings age, sioleatly
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femme. I'm nc holdn d fu.
Noticing Ia The sand foot piiB,
absas iaurieea inches loug snoots
siebsl aa3 said: That fellow Jones is
hois .hsts biz monogram,
The Sultan continues 10 have IT,
lHian ,fcmeos. and thinks he sees
rea Butler coming up the back stairs
vGa q baslis So
oIlIoqay BY .ippler ~ be public
alsays notices you when you have
tea drinking and never when you
arc tbrsiy
Iwenty Brooklyn ladies voted on
de question: Has young lady the
right to Kiss gentleman with whom
rho iakes sn evening driver There
wco nineteen Affirmative votes The
ohe negative vote was cast by a wo.
mao with red hair aud a glass eye.
A little lady in Schenectady re.
craiy seut word to her absent pa, ia
Mes York. she must be excused from
writing long letter, as she had spent
q very restless night with a sick doll.
Geuimen, exclaimed an old Con.
neeiical salt. as he grasped the brawny
arm Of Yale College oArsman, and
called tho eompany's attention to it's
muscular development. Gcn'lmen,
thars intelleck for yer
Said ! to little brother Howard,
There your toes are out OF your
stockings again. seems to me they
wear out ia a hurry. Giving conf.
cal Ieer be said, DO you know why
stockings wear out first at the toes 7
No Because toes wiggle, and heels
don't
gentleman in Dsnbury has long
been annoyed by bis neighbours hens,
which made daily practice Of rowing
through bis front garden and back
yard ile just went patiently out and
Pot old bats and hay under his steps
aud ia the barn, aud when those hens
came on their marasding expeditions.
those chat came TO scratch remained to
lay. He has had all the fresh eggs he
wanted lately, and has sold 81 60
worth 10 the man who owns the hens.
How DO you like your new minis
ter Madge I asked one very styishly
dressed young lady Of another 10 a
Highland car the other day. Oh, he
is just splendid, she replied with ami.
nation, You ought 10 SEQ him, Maud.
he Is 90 handsome, and ho prays so
beautifully. aud reads the hymns 10
such a lovely way; and besides, Maud.
there was a dreadful scandal about
him IN the place were he preached be.
fore he came here
Patient 10 his doctor--And is il
really true that | shall recover In
tttiibly answers the man Of medicine,
taking from his pocket paper full OF
aufes Here, look at the statistics
Vt loar casei you will Gnd that one
pa eHt-pi those attacked with your
mtiaAy are cured Well, says the
sick m4n, 10 au unsatislied manner
We3, you are the handredth persoR
with this disease that have had under
mY care, aud the first ninety nine are
aI dead,
ho thermometer in Atlanta, Ca,
doesn't fool around and play with the
a8gth wind. A young man who at
tampiel 70 sit the sermon out With
paper shirt bosom, bat was not alto.
Relhor successful 1t is said that
when 10 came out, waving bis rattan,
h- appearance was such as to give
rise TO suspicion that a saleratus
b0mbshell had struch him ia the stom.
ach The girl said she had accepted
SO Invitation TO take dinner with
friend
Where's the bar asked dirty
looking stranger Of the bell.boy Of the
hotel the other day
What kind Of BARI asked the lat.
ter
Why, saloon bar. OF course; what