davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1876-10-26
greiic bcr @n3eigen:
neuefe telfgr. peps(1en.
Ser &rieg int Orient.

2pnban, 30. DIT. Ser Sorrelpof'=
bent ser Zines" in Dem tDrfll1en
Sauptquortiere beri6tet, ooB Die Sir
fen Giuris ON lettcnMtonta9e ro6 10
fiinoiqem blutieen @efc9te einnabmen.
ueber BIZ Sdlfte Der S6qnSen an Dem
Slubufr in Der Ndbe bon 9junis fielen
Den Siirfen ebenfals in Die Sdnoe.
Yerb, 25. Ottbr. Ser ua9aril6e
GricosminiFer bat Dem Sinon5=Gomite
mit9ctheilt, boB i'm Notbianc $4,000
Monn Sonpeo. Meilisen innerbaIb 8 sa-
ocn p%pQldnoig ous9erilitet nno mobllI-
lirt wcroen fDnnten.
&agua q, "a. Oft. Ser Shirt BON
Mpntcnc9ro lol li6 gu einem lcdspo=
digen Mo5enItilltanoe bersit erftdrt ia
ben, jcop9 mr. inter oerSeo'nsun9, oob
Moitar BON oenSirfen iber9cbcn wiiroe
2%onbon, %. Oft. Son Der Dill
lion bes Gsarepit9 an Ole 9ofe BON
9Gien, Berlin uno 2pnoon b0rt man
9li6ts weiter. Sic pYaQ.Maut @aSette"
Iaet Der toilerlide 9of iueroe an II.
Nop. mad ct. 8stersburs suriidfebren.
Na6ri9ten aus Gonitantinopel seben
bic 8esl6crun9, oab Die SpHnung auf
Gr6oltuns bes Srieoens balelbit mebr
unb mebr belsbt miro. 0ieie Soffnnns
miro Our9 Die peri0nlide Saltuns oes
bcs Generals Ssnutieff pa6serufen.
Gublano fat biz jebt nod ni9t ben 9e-
rinsiten 8erlu6 semadt, Die Yfofte gu
einem Sru6c gu %rclSen.
gYdbreno bic @usli9tcn in gonltan=
tinopel ]i9 ouf;ubeitcrn l9einel,, fann
man MIR su beutli6 ben e%iiernen Gir-
tel wobrne6mcn, nit mel9em &uBlano
Die Siirtsi um5isbt.
Gumanien trifit @nltalten li9 auf Die
@eite &uBlanos gu itelen.
98ie Die Shines" mittbeilt murOe Oos
YanSUl6itf ~Peter Der @roBe" I'm Iu=
genblide leiner @bfabrt bon &rontoot
nod benz Mittelmeere 5uriidbeorOert'
Mtan nimmt oil, bab Jtublano icbt Die
1beilweiie lnabbdn9i9teit Sul9orien's
einem &ricse pprsisbt, ODER bod auf tcit
men SaQ Dor Dem fpmmen0en Winter Su
~
Den 8oifen sreifcn wiro. Oeltrei6 lol
Dem Sit item Wtllun feline Neutralitat for
mel perlpro6en baben.
Sn Gonltuntinopel weroen nod I'M
mer Serbaftunsen we9en 8ctbeiliDuns
OIL Der entoe~~ten SeriGw0run9 pOrge=
nommen. Scr 3wed oerlelben mar, Die
Geiorm : &eiserun9 81 %ltiir5en. Mlab-
muo YalAa, Elm friiberer @rpbueSier, 1T
in Die giiaire perwidelt. Sie Wtit9lle=
Der bes &abinets lplltcn in Dem Mugen-
blid, in wel6em Sen. S9notieii ben ga
LAT betrot feit9enOmmen weroen. Sic
8eps in Sosnien lolten su 9lei1er 3eit
reportiren.
, 1876-10-26
GnropaiGde Nabribten+

23erEiM. Die Ntabri@t ben etuet
Wleoereinbringun9 Der Sorlase. betrefs
feuo Die umwauolun9 oes Serliner
3sugbauIe IS in cine 9iubmeSbaQe, I'M
2anotase miro meueroing5 ais un3utrcfs
ieno be5eidnet. IS lit iiber oicle 4ns
9clescnbeit ELL neuer 8eldlluB nod ni9t
9ciaBt woroen. Wfau Der id)ert inoelIen,
oaB BON elmer umarbeitun9 oe5 Iriibern
Gntwurfc les, namentlid in elmer Iid)s
tuug, melbe BEN 6ortfa(l Der %fiinltle.
ridden AuSldmiifuns Der 9iu5me5ba(le
beSwefen loIte, iberbaupt ntd)t Die 0ieoe
lell peroe. Ofau Mil BEN Plan ents
weoer i'm oouen llmiange auSseiabrt
willen, ODER 9an5Iid 2tbtauo BON ibm
nebnlen.
Die Ge9ieruns 1T BON bem beabii1>
tisten Yroiett oeS Nnfauf5 Der Wtars
filAsBolcner 8abn 9dnilib 3uritf9es
fOmmen. IS geuinnt iibr6aupt ben
AnIhcln, ais wiiroen Dem prcuBilben
ealOtage lobalo feinS ncuen Sorlagen
pegen Anf0uT8 BON G%ilenbabnGn gu.
9ebeu.
Nn Dem ianolt ltatt9ebabten jlOil9en
9tcui0br5ielte wuroe auf b6bere AnorO.
nun9 lowobf i'm Biuouac be8 oritten
Armeecorp8, ais audi bc5 @aroccorp8
etn pollltanoig or9oniirt:r iioil9er
0otteSoienlt ueraultaltet. Wie man Der
u8oll. 3tg." mlttbeilt, lteB Der Scatter
eiuen Gag Dor benz be5ei1netaa 6cite Die
in ocn ~9snanuten Gruppentbeiten befinos
liden iiOtl6en SOlOaten Dor. Die 6rOat
trcten, wolelblt ct i9nen lein Beoauern
au5oradte, oaB oer Oienlt eS nidt se'
ltattc, Die iioil1en Soloatca IN Ibreu
boben 6elpNJen gu beurlauben.
Sie ea beiBt, mill Der unteritaats-
Setretdr i'm prcuBilAen Staatsminiltes
RUM, S1ubmaun, letn Irnt nieoerles
gen. Sb ct bisler Sage 8Irfli6er @es
beimer 9tatb nit Dem Gltel Grcelen3
seworoen 1T, neil man i'm balten MID,
ODER Oh er nit bisler IuS5eihnuns ents
lalIen wirb, neil ct elm icbr tidltiger
Yeamter mar, oaS muB liA ocmna9f
b~eraustelen. OaB i'm Staat8mtntlte'
rum cine MISUNDERSTANDING Dor it'd
seben wirOe, bauon mar lAon LANCE Die
9tebs, sS wuroe bISber nur nod nlht
S1ubmaun'8 Name 9cnannt. Ils lan9s
iabriser 0tat4 i'm SanoelSmlnIiterlum
bate er li9 9rOBe SerOlenl te nm Ot'
preuB il9e Serualtun9 efporben.
Staatsminilter q. g Or. Oel6rif
iulrO crit se9sn WeibnaAten bierber 5u'
rldtsarsn. OaR ct in Den Neihselenit
, 1876-10-26

9ii1mtuo, 81.
Grlautm ii4 ben 0rennten ute tem Wu.
@ublifum i'm NQsemeincn ihr erp6rs Eager,
reltes aus fpleenoen SeGen teltsbt, anaa :
bisten : Grpacn, Mrbisine, Gbem,falisn, @ps
bee nnb Sctlet- Nltitsl, Sdwdmme, aurfe,
psrfimsrisn, 5artfrfe, garbe, See, 8snltsr.
slas. Slit etc. etc. einltlieBli6 Miss, mas
in stnsm aatsn Drusen-@ el9aft sewbbnli9 gu
baben 1T.
Sie fibren eleiGfaus elite arrge Muswab,
otattl9er yrsparaiipuen ais: &prs/s @slatine,
gater's Gprea, g'erl-@ liise 3pm.@ tlrfe,
SafsrmsbL Sasp, GapiOea, ernpeniitte Miild
etc. etc.
2anbretb's earantister @arten1aamen, tpo:
srn elm VOTES @1urtement tets porrdtbis tit
Concentrate Sru9t-9 Gsnceu, Mrcmatili.
runss GIRAFFE BON teper Srrte, 0swiirse gum
@tnmaden.
8ernsr lsnfen le bic Ma fmerfIamfeit auf ibrt
leltlt9emadten preperate, pelhe eiEe 20-iGb:
ri9e prpbe belanpen unD fir welbs ls saran.
ttren tpnnfr. NIB
, 1876-10-26
GnglanD.

6on6ou, Is. Oft. 9ie ,4DI" me,
Oct, oaB Die Observation-Disclosures
I'M n0rbli6en uno nOroDltIi6en 9anca-
i@irs bci6loien baben, ibre Spinnerei-
en- gu i6lieBen, oa lie Die an %, Ottb'
bon oen@rbeitern seltelten Seoin9un9er
fir unbili9 balten.-
Sus braiiliauii6e &abel suil6en 8a'
Dia ano &io SaneirO 1T serillen.
, 1876-10-26
Spanien.

Mabrio, IS. Oft. 9ie Gssieruns
fit Elm Girfular e%rlaIien, onr9 wel6es
oas gbbalten BON niGttatbolilGem Got
t~csbduIern uno Srieob6fen bei6rdnft
wiro. 9as G%irtular triift beiOnoers
itrcnse A%uoronunsen in Sssu9 auf pro-
, 1876-10-26

RaS THE CIRCULATION OF THE
STATS GAZETTE IS LARGER THAN
THE COMBINED CIRCULATION OF ALI
THE OTHER DAILY GERMAN NEWS.
PAPERS OF THE STATE.
, 1876-10-26

teltaniil6e S6ulen; es i9reibt pot, OaB
bic S9ulen unter oiretter Gontrole Der
Ge9ierun9 fteben, iople baB Die 2ebrer
Gpanier iein nno ofaOemii6e Silouny
oenollen 6oben miilen.
, 1876-10-26
0riehenIan0.

@tben, 25. Oft, Sic Selprs6un9
Der Diili6en gn9ele9enbcit in Der 9e=
putlrtenfammer 1T biz gum 30. .. M(ts,,
bis Su welder 3eit Der G0ni9 5uriider-
wartet miro, perI6oben worben.
, 1876-10-26
Girginia Staats< Wa5et1f
tasltp bsraussssebsn Bon
9obn g. e II.
30. 8 3u0lfte Straee.
il i'd mon ), Sa.

a,bseriptiorS 4retfe:
, 1876-10-26
Die TuhkurAe

1T tentrnt. bas sanas bisberise 5eiIuerfa5ren uuaS
suitober. Ole Cur mirb bur6 has foaenannte
Sobban nno bnr9 Gtnnebmen pom Sobpnlner
bewtrft. Eie a~obbaoer Seisen an, no bic &rantbett
ibren Sts bat, 10 ttef tie lte9t, ln6 gu 9leider
;3eit sei9en ie bic 9ebens1rait bes Weniden an.
Eauienbe iinb tn ben lesten srpet sSabren In Der
8abe>9nItalt, "a Stanton Ctr, geerp sort, 9ebetlt
porben. Inter ben @ebet(ten befinben it3 piele
Y ftb pom dnberen 8doert baourb, odB tie birett auf
bic 9ranfbett einlptrten, unb ben franfen Stoif ents
%iernen, tn pel9er form er aud sum @ori9ein
ton,me. Ste limb Elm Serbrernnn9ss ober @uSi9etz
bunsss ProceB Der 3rantbettsitoffe. Sober Rrante
ipirb bel or Inpenbun9 bte1er Cur f~oSuiasen ietn
et9ener FIRST. gSenn Scmano bur9 bteie Baoer se,
beilt TIT, 70 tit er pirflt9 unb rabttal eebeilt, pdbz
renb nod Der bisberisen Seilmetbobe bic watttsf
9ewobnIid sefabrltder limb ais bic Rrantbeftielbi
lne lid btters <yH 9ansss Seer 'eeunOdrer Srants
Sbeiet5 bie svybaSer oue Rronfbettea, innerlid
,nb Gnberli6, %furtren, 10 iiro bod BITE @irfnnsen
BET fol9euoen 6rantbeiten. beIonoers penn lie I'D
nod In acutem3 uitanbe %befinbeit, gang ouberoroentS
lid: Oieber, felbit Nerpenz mnb Xpphusieber,
weroen iebr i6neq, 9ew6bnlid NIT Ia Bdoern,
furtrt. Salss mnO Observation-Disclosures wirb,
beionoers bet lun9en 9euten II. i'm erlteH stadium,
eepobnli4 teidt turirt. @aferiudt, Ebens
sbenio Wnsens unb Obrsmtranf5eitsn, iOSDis aas
fDpbilttiiGe &ranfbeiten tn ieSem @rabe. Bet
auberen arGnfbetten, Sranownnoen, @es
idiniiren, S~eropbelt &C; TT bte Mirfuns sine
pI6bli9e II. {i6tbare. stur ein 8oo lit btnrei6enb,
Inn SeSen pom Der qstrtnns sa lberaeusen. @as
SenfrebS uno BITE iosenannte &arns ober
3mferrnbr (etne big lest nnbeilbare &rantbeitl
ipnroem sebei(t. Sei testerer &ranfbeit seben rs
4rosent bes 3uteritoies NIT iebem Saoe sur9 Ben
llrtn ab.
Oie 8abes uub ginnebmespnlper perben nod
iebem 9lab I'm 9anbe ~perianbt, Der preis bea
Sabez9ulpers 1T So, Der bes Ginnebme : Buffers
81. Wtan lafIe iid cine 9roidire itber bic eobfrs
IN enslii3er ooer beuti6er Spra9e i9iden.
FIR. Rauchfuss, y
"a Stanton ctr. (Box 1901
New 9orE.
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Joyce as a Soldier.

at 81 ls 80
London Laurel County, Ky, Mountain Echo 4
1t has been suggested to us by some OF
the officers and soldiers of the twenty
fourth Kentucky regiment that something
should be said in the columns of the Echd
in reference to Colonel John A. Joyce and
his conduct as d soldier during the war, as
we all served together in the same fegi7
ment for nearly three years. There is no
one who regrets more than We the misfef-
tunes into which Adjutant Joyce has afal-
len. He was remarkably brave amt
efficient young officer, a very social gentle
man, was highly esteemed by the, officers
and men of his regiment, and 1--WE are nst
all prepared to believe that he is natarallya
bad man, but must all attribute his mis-
takes to the company which it has been bis
misfortune to keep, and no one woNldlnoge
appreciate any clemency shown him in this
matter than we, -. Lie is not, perhaps, more
than thirty years Of age, and has ample
room to amend his life. He was discharged
from his regiment on account of wounds
received in action His father, his. only
relative in this country, was also soldier
in the l24tha and was killed by 2 captain .of
a kentucky regiment, in an effort made by
the old man Joyce to hberate an Irishman,
who was under arrest in charge 4of. said
captain He must lave acquired his ap
/ pellationsof colonel after he left the, army,
as Inc was only adjutant in the .224th, He
has been implicated in the crooked whisky
business, and is now in the penitentiary.s
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Mexican Border Troubles.

CHICAGO, January Is. - The Tsme8'
Washington special says the Chairman of
the committee on the Texas border trou-
bles will call his committee together to-day
for the purpose of organizing. 1t is not
the intention of this committee to go to
Texas to examine into the evidence which
they are to lay before Congress, but they
will summon before them the army officers
who have served on the border, and will
make free use of reports which have been
made to the War Department at various
times by different committees and officers
who have been sent there. Schleischer
thinks the only way to put an end to these
border outrages will be to increase the nnm-
ber of troops on the Texas frontier, and
that 1900 men judiciously posted along the
Rio Grande would have the effect to put an
end to the systematic line of stealing that
has been carried on SO successfully for so
many years. There is a strip of territory
along Northern Mexico which is called the
8 Free Belt;" in it no taxes are collected
for revenue on customs. The result is il is
filed up with q gang of vagabonds whose
business is murder and cattle stealing. The
Mexican authorities have encouraged this
system of cattle theft in the following way !:
Some of their number would go to Ameri-
cans on the Texas border and ask figures
fer cattle of their owners. When the
prices were given they would not agree to
give them, but would recross the river and
make contracts with the thieves, who would
go over and steal the cattle from theirown7
ers. Tho people have become 30 thorough
" exasperated by this complicated condi-
tion of affairs that they have resolved they
win put an end TO ii il the Government
does not. Schleicher thinks stationing
more troops in Texas Is positively esseatial
to save war. The people, IL unprotected,
will organize and cross the border and re-
taliate. Their retaliation viii constitute al,
act Of aggression on our part, and there's
fore form a basis for war. He expects to
present his repurt to Congress within a
month, and only asks Congress to station
more troops than have been allowed, 900
being the limit asked.
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Love.

True love is grounded on esteem.- Buck
ingham. k
IF fun is good, truth is better, and love
best of all.-Thaeheray. 1
Love me little, love me long.-Narlos.
Love seldom haunts the breast where
learning lies.-Pope. AsL
Hate makes US vehement partisans, but
love still more so-Goethe. 4=~ s
In love we are all fools alike.-Gay. .i,.
Love, one time, layeth burdens; another
time giveth wings.-,Sir r. Sidney.
Love is the virtue of woman. .-Dudeeant.
In love the deceit generally eutstrips the
distrust. .-Rochef foucauM. -A8@
Where love dwells is paradise. e.-Riehter.
Love is precisely to the moral nature
what the sun is to the earth.-Balsac.
Words of love are works of loye.-Bat-
zGc.
Love as you should hereafter hate, and
hate as if you should hereafter love-
Ch5lo.
When we love We liye.-Congreee
Gold does not satisfy love; it must be
paid in it's own coin.-Madanss Delay. .4
She that is loved is safe.--Jeremy Tag
Tor.
How shall do to love? Believe. How
shall | dot believer Love.-Leightoa.
Love is an egotism Of two. "A. de Ia
Sale.
could not love thee,7 dear, SO much,
loved not honor more. LoeelGoe. 4esa
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NEW-YEAR TOPICS.

out.
NEw-YEAR TOPICS.
New-Year calls will be paid with less
ceremony this year than for many years
before. In fact the fashionablcs mourn the
small and quiet ways in which everything
is being done. They are afraid that the
world in its exaggerated reverence for ey-
erything old fashioned in the centennial
year may go back to the custsm of doing
without wedding g-tours, and that brides of
next season will be unceremoniously march
ed to their new homes and begin married
life without so much as trip to Niagara,
and take their Paris tours out in round
of tesparties through the honeymoon, as
their grandfathers and grandmothers did a
hundred years ago. Truth compels me to
say that the Paris trip would be the cheap
er in the emo, for there used to be deep
complaints of old that these festivities
preyed heavily OH the pockets of all con-
cerned, and more than one good tradesman
was ruined by having too much company.
But spite of the money pressure and the
fancy for simple ways, we hear of ladies
receiving in blue and maroon velvet gowns,
that the fashionable gowns for receiving
calls OH New Years day will be Of blue and
maroon velvet, with trimmings of the new
Genoa point which is a sort of fine honiton
lace with net ground, which my lady
readers will recognize as new departure
in lace. Yellow and blue diamonds, and
canoes which require the most exquisite
creations of art in their subjectA will be
the approved jewels to wear with these
elegant toilets. The fine world is pretty
we'll divided on the question of supplying
wines and spirituous beverages to callers.
Not few of the best families in the fash
lonable world diseountenance it entirely,
while others are abandoning the cautious
ground on they have always held on the
subject. Apropos of this see that Har-
per's Bazaar in q late editorial on Christmas,
proposes the use of Punch, Eggnogg and
kindred drinks, and speaks of them in a
tone of allowance which is in decided con-
trast with its position some time since.
Two or three years ago the Bazar publish
ed number OF recipes for fancy drinks,
like prince regents punch, claret-cup and
the like which raised a perfect storm of
expostulation from it's readers, especially
the good Methodist brothers who make it
their business to keep a strict watch over
the morals of Harper publications. So
much was said that the editor of the Bazar
incontinently refused to publish any far
ther articles on the same subject. Either
there is a reaction on the part of its CEN
sors or the Bazar gauges the tone of socie-
E1ty differently indeed, since it apparently
gives editorial sanction to the use OF wine
and its compounds in the family. 1t will
however find few to quarrel with the stand
it has last taken. PIETRo.
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THE LARGEST
first Class llOtel in The Territory

Having secured lease for long term of
wears of this large and commodious house,
have renovated, refurnished and embel-
lished its roomy parlors and elegant suits
of rooms, and no expense or pains will be
pared to continue to improve and keep it
on first class principles. The tables are
supplied with the verv best the markets
afford and the delicacies of the season. At
tendance unexceptionable. Terms, reason
able. 322.
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Hoot We little rascal We come in on me this way,
Crowdin yourself amongst US this blusteiin' winters
day,
Knowing that we already have three of ye seven,
An trying to make yerself out Christmas present of
heaven!
Ten of ye have now sir. for this world to abuse
An Bobbie he have no waistcoat an Nellie she have
no shoes,
An Sammy he have no shirt, sir, I'm tell it to his
shamel
An the one that was just before ye amt had time
to name
An all the banks be smashin' an on us poor folk fall
An Boss he whttles the wages when works to be had
at all
An Tom he have cut his foot off and lies in woful
plight
An all of us wonders at mornin what We shall eat at
night;
An but for your father an Sandy a-fndn somewhat
to do,
An but for tn" preachers woman, who often helps US
through,
An but for your poor, dear mother adoin twice her
part,
Ye'd seer us all in heaven afore ye was ready to
start.
An now ye have come ye rascal so healthy an fat an
sound,
weighin, I'll wager dollar, the full Of a dozen
pound,
With yer mothers eyes ashin yer fathers flesh an
build,
An good big mouth an stomach all ready for to be
filed!
to4>,,t \, otfv0
Don't get my chaf in yer eye, boy i only was just in
fun.
Yen like us when ye know us, although we're curious
folks;
But we don't get much victuals, an half our yin is
jokes!
Why boy, did We take me in earnest Come. sit upon
my knee;
I'll tell We secret, youngster-Ill name ye after me.
Ye shall have all your brothers an sisters with ye to
play
An ye shall have yer carriage an ride ont every day.
Why. boy, do ye think ye'll suffer =? I'm gettin a
trife old,
But It'll be many years yet before lose my hold;
An if should fall the road boy still. thems yer
brothers there,
An lot a rogue of EN- ever would see ye harmed a
hair!
Say when ye came from heaven, mT little namesake
dear,
Did We see mongst the little girls there, face this
one here?
That was yer little sister, she died year ago,
An all of us cried like babies when they laid her
under the snow!
Hang it ! if all the rich men ever see or knew
came here with all their traps, boy, and offered EN-
for You,
I'd show em to the door, sir so quick theyd think II
odd,
Before I'd sell to another my Christmas gift from
God
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The Indian Mode Of Taking a Bath.

The Inyo Independent says: g Most of
our readers have seen or heardAof the lndi- y
an sweat-house, but few have witnessed e.
the interesting treatment an Indian receives
when he is in anyways indisposed; when
he begins to feel the effects of the filth that
has accumulated on his person for months. =.
he forthwith takes sweat-bath in order.
to get up internal force enough to shed the
old scales on the outside. The sweat-houses
is built of a sort of wicker-worl1 covered
with sod and dirt: hole is left for smoke
to escape and fire kindled at the entrance;
the patient strips and lays down inside; in
few minutes he commences to steam,
perspire, and smell sosweet that the OIL
entail custom of stean,ing falls into insig-
nificance compared with this primitive
method. This is kept up until the patient
is lightened of his outside crRst, then he
rushes out and plunges head first into a
stream of icy Geld mountain water. This 4
| part of the programme, however, was
| omitted the other day at Fish Springs by
Big Mouth Jack and Fish Spring Jim, who
while enjoying this luxury, found their
sweat-house on fire, and the way they hus-
| tied out was q credit to their lazy natures,
They experienced no damage, howegeIs
except to change the copper color Of their,
| backs into q beautiful pinto. tssss,
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DETROIT HUMOR.
From the Free Press,

FROM the Free Fress,
The other day when Detroit mother
took down the rod of correction and order
ed her son to stand out there, she remark
ed: 81 RI @ ~ q
81 don't know what ails you; you are not
like the rest of my children y f
81 know it, mother, he tearfully an
swered, "and wish you would give them
all the lickings and give me all the sugarr'
She divided the lickings up, however. S.
70 8s s.a
A policeman was yesterday escorting a
citizen with his head bound up to the Gem
trail station when a kind-hearted man in
quired: anal i3a.s -....
Prisoner. what did you do?"
sMade New Years call,'' was the an
swer.
"But how-what-w why, ! don't under
stand, = said the citizen. 81.
II do, " replied the prisoner-s'I called
a man a liar.'' - -. 49,.
r Detroit husbands and wives sometimes
once in a great many years-have disputes.
The other day when a Beech street couple
were holding an angry argument the hus-
band raised his hands and exclaimed:
sob! Consistency, thou art a jewell
The wife at once broke down, and as she
sobbed she gasped out: " as'zF
"You saw her at the opera, suppose,
but if she had to split wood, wash dishes
and take care of six children she wouldn't
look any better'n do-hoor' ~7aa Il
The other evening, after hearing his
father read long account Of how Boss
Tweed escaped and of the big reward of.
fered for his capture, Detroit boy nine
years old skulked out of the room. He
was absent half an hour and on entering
the room again there. were tears in his
eyes. -
s "What's the matter, Charlie, !" inquired
the father. & =.sf... ,.s..s. .....y yz
81 can't find Boss Tweed anywhere,
gasped the boy. s'Tve looked under the
beds and all around and I can't find hide
nor hair OF himp'
One day several years ago, one of those
old hard-tacks who grow fat on bad whisky
entered Detroit hotel, and after dance
around the Office made for the clerk and
said
81 want some whisky--some regular old
heartburn"
The bar was down stairs, but under the
counter was a bottle of the worst liquor
ever made. found in one of the rooms a
year or two before The clerk handed this
up without word, and the stranger pulled
the cork and "let 'er gurgle " for nearly a
! minute. When he set the bottle down his
eyes were full Of tears, and there was a
raw streak clear down to his boots. He
coughed and wheezed and gasped and final
ly said
Y-young m-man, like this he-hotel.' =
Yes, it is a good hotel,'' answered the
clerk. a4
= like it b-because fellow can git any
thing here he e-ea lls for, continued the
man as he coughed himself into chair. s
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trade is n, half what it ought to be. The
longest faced man in the world just now is
the New Yorker who has a store on his
hands for which he is paying $4,000 rent
per annum. His expenses 60 on merciiess-
pay is nothing. 1t is the worst season ever
known, and no one feels certain of inn
provement. Happy is the man who is well