The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

assist IN rebookin Republican infidelity |
and castin a stigma on religion, / he'd TO I
get all NV this out NV the way.
/ called the meetin at ~Bascom's, our |
Church not hevin bin opened fur relig- |
ious meetins sence johnson went out in
1869. 1t wuz lively meetin. When the
Corners wuz informed Nv the impiety
irreligion NV this pet Nv Republikinism,
there wuz an indignashen manifested
that wuz trooly encurridgin. They wus
all convinst that eff such a contemDer NV
religion wuz permitted to go loose with
ont rebook. there wuz cussld little hope
Nv Republican institutions, and after
drin kin around or times we organized,
| taken the cheer.
remarkt that it wuz no ordinary oc-
casion that he'd called US together. Our
liberties wuz in danger from the Repub-
likin party, and our religion from the
shockin iDhdelity NV one NV its cheef adj
vocates. We may loose our liberties, but
shell we loose our religionP
Not by id siteP ejackilated the
awjence, ez ] man.
then presented a series NV resoloo-
shens. ez follows:
WARES, The Republican party hev on
the stump, advocatin heresies, Bob In
gersoll NV Illinoy; and
Wares, Sed Ingersoll liz an middle Nv
the most radical stamp, man wich de-
nies the trooths Nv holy writ"
what il Holy Writ" asked a dozen
he'd to stop and explain to EN- that
Ingersoll wantid to destroy the Bible,
wich infooriated em.
"Ain't we to be allowed to hev our
reglar township Bible? Watll we hev to
sware witnesses on in hoss casesT they
Indignantly demanded 60 on go onl
down with tn the infiddle!'
Wares. The appearance of sich man
upon the stump is calkelated to outrage
the feelins OF the Corners, and tare up
the bulworks of sosiety, therefore be it
| Resolved, That the eleckshun NV Til
den and Hendrix il a necessity. and that
alter this exhibition NV infidelity on the
part NV Ingersoll. every Republican wich
don't immejftly jine US and cast hIz bal
lot for TIlden and reform, is unworthy
Nv salvashun."
Alore wee took a vote on the resoloo-
shens, adjourned to take a drink, and
while a takin NV it, Joe Bigler and Pol.
lock cum in / shuddered when / saw
EN-, Tor in all the II years them carpit
baggers hev bin here | never saw EN-
without antissipatin truble, and | wuz
never yet disappointed.
When we come to order agin, josef
askt permission to make few rem9rks
He sympathzed with the meetin hartily
lie knowG Ingersoll, and knowd him u
be an middle and q unbeleever. Feel
in that he must add hlz testimony agin
sich man and sich doctrines he wood
but il the meetln wanted to heer him
they must git away from the bar.
IL took me sum time to git EN- away
for Louisville drummer for likkel
house happened TO cum In for drink
and the entire meetin had gathered
him expectin to be askt to take suthin
Ii wuz a bitter thing for me to stay away
with sich an opportunity afore me, bu
''Dooty first" IL my motto, and | stucl
it out.
The Louisville man hevin treetid th,
crowd twice, and there bein no show
that he wood do it agin, they reassem
bled.
Josef then remarkt that, sympathizir
with the objicks Nv the meetin, he haC
D, epared some resolooshens hisself, wict
he shood Ter, with the remark that e
he wuz interrupted he wood towuns
lick the interrupter out Nv his boots ir
less than a mii it:
. l
senin, jIst now, to Bob Ingersoll NV Iii
noy, middle, wich denies the trooth
NV revelashen, therefore be it
Resolved, That Bob Ingersoll, in de
nyin the divirity NV our Savior, infiix
mortal stab at the Dimokratic pary. Il
wich a savior is, especially. a necessity.
Resolved, that Bob Ingersoll, in de
nyin the divinity NV our Savior. hurt
our feelins ez Dimocrats, ez it wuz for u
mostly, that he come into the world anC
died
Resolved, That when Bob Ingersol
denies the trooths NV one part NV th,
holy skripters he denies il all, and tina
when he shakes our faith in the savil
Nv the theef upon the cross. he destroy
the only hope the averidge Dimocrat he
in a blessid immortality beyond III
grave.
Resolved, That when Bob Ingersol
denies the necessity Nv place Nv fuche
pu lishment wich shell be eternal, i
shows that he hez never lived in tn,
Corners, and is therefore ignerant u
wat the requirements NV the sitooashel
really is.
Resolved. That Bob Ingersoll ough
to be imejitly suppressed"
These resolooshens, Bigler's and all
wuz passed yoonani-nously, and we wu
4goin on with other biznis. when th,
Louisville man happenin to cum in agin
the meetin all rushed to the bar, so ez {,
be in time eff he shood invite the crowC
TO another drink. The fool treeted o
times, and it wuz with difficulty | 90
I'm back to biznis. he'd another reso
looshen wich he'd given to Deekin Po
gran to present, but the old saint WI
too much osercome by so much gratooi
tous likker, and he sunk PROSTATE OF
the floor afore he Good read word u'
+m. Then, jist ez Captain McPrlter wui
about maxim sum remarks agin the alar
min increese Nv infdelity in konsekenc,
NV. toleratin sich men ez ingersoll, tn,
Looisy lie man ssrulted him for pickir
his pockit NV his handkerchief, while a
the ba~ and the brooser that Morrisey
had seat Re il lin in the skrimmage
without know where, or wich to strike
the meetin ended in skrmmage tha
wreckt Bascom's place. managed il
the row to git the Louisville mans ha
and coat. wich he he'd injudiciousl !,
thrown off for my share I shell stumI
tor Tilden and reform in that coat) and
got out to put EN- away in q safe place
when / returned the entire meetir
Nuz snorin soundly on the floor, for they
he'd got at a barl Nv Bascoms likker, and
il he'd finished EN-.
| writ out the resolooshens denouncir
Ingersoll's infidelity on Deekin Pogram'
back, for every table was bustid. ano
sent EN- to Louisville to be published
and went home. 1t won't do for the Alb
lishnists to put any infiddlps on US.
PETROLEUM V. NASBY,
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