The New York herald., 1876-07-03
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Dr. 7. C. Durant Is at Saratoga.
The hustle is slipping out Of fashion
Mrs Admiral Farrasut IS at Saratoga
Thurman carries a bapdana handkerchief
Professor Seelyc likes his eggs fried both Sides
Men who play croquet called the third sex.
ST. Louis girl fined ono dollar for laughing In
court
your candidate"
Ex. Governor Jocl Parker, Of New Jersey Is pulling
his early crop OF beeta
1t Is pity that SO many good and willing men shoull
have stay out Of the Presidency.
Custer goes through the Wyoming cage brush sing.
ing, "Oh, Sioux Anna don't you cry for moi"
PA" said a little fellow 20 his unshaven father
''your chin looks like the wheel the music box"
In Sacramento an Indian woman with red hair
Her mother an Indian woman with black hair.
The barrel that used to the pie plant
may be used to set three packs Of re crackers OF
The first real, pungenl smell OF Fourth
Of July began Saturday, the lsI OF July At 2:ly
Pm.
Its pleasant to to your boyhood homo on the
old the woodpe topsey turvcy in search
for bait
A. H. Stephens sits at his table In the white
MANSION, under the great treos where no lives, in
Georgia.
ST. Louis Republican :-''Thirtecn languages are
spoken by people living WITHIN radius Of nve miles OF
Pierce City, Mo-
Choctaw couple always live with the groom's
parents the first year, which he spends In looking
around a divorce
Mura, Halscad says that Hendricks will hurt Tldes
in Indiana, and that the proper candidate for viu
President was Morrison, of Illinois
Hon. Milton Saylcr the pro tempore Speaker Of tn
House, says ho will not, OF his accord, yield thu
gavel TO Mr.. Cox upon his from ST. Louis
Norwich Bulletin There is n good deal of disap
pointmen, here tho democratic platform It wal
generally expected that the party would adopt pianl
TO the effect that lager beer Is not intoxicating"
Tho Cincinnati Enquirer, in leading article con.
siders the attempt of Mcssrs Henry Holt Co TO "cu
down. novels OF Scott. Dickens and Bulwcr as shter
airy mayhem"
There was man IN from Colorado yesterday He
said, iu provincial accent "Cawlorados going TO hs
admitted I'm going to the Centennial on Tawu
scaurs road. Then I'm going TO see my grawnmoshc
at Raw chester
IL is stated that Senator Jones will; visit Umatila
county, oregon, Immediately after the adjournment, o
Congress- the Granite Creek quartz Mines ant
particularly the ledge being developed by Mcdonald
Burnham Co.
Louisville Courier. .Journci:-
"comc, clean up the White House, Clys,
The new tenants wanun the buildiu;
Uncle sam has lease all this
There's no other rhyme, 'Lys, for TIden"
The London second hani booksellers rcport I OF Ma.
cauay that he was omnlvorous grabbcr OF books
pamphlets ana periodicals known as RUBBISH in tho
book trade This ouott thc-way literature, however,
afforded aim orisna. material not be found in tho
standard historical works and memoirs
Bre. Harie's play Is to 30 brought oat at Hoo.
lcys Chicago, July L. Tho three big hits in IT, N hs
rcproduces the dialogue and scenes OF the novel; will
be where Gabriel upses the hgurc OF Liberty on the
Court House (which ought to equa tho shooting the
shaughraun the appeal OF Gabriel as "a brother
pagan" and the reply OF the Chinaman Maesie
Mitchell ought 10 be Oily.