Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1876-11-16


sal suffrage in this country has degenerated
into unbridled license, and that the panacea
for the evils Of time is q "stern, simple, and
stable centralized government" The candi-
date for imperial honors is named. It is
William Washington, Of Nashville, Tenn,
grand nephew Of the head of the family;
and Charles Francis Adams, Fitzhugh Les,
and Col. Patterson Bonaparte are mentioned
as ft persons to rally around him as the chiefs
Of hereditary aristocracy. Emperor Will
liam Washington has this nice little send
off: "He has spent many years in Europe,
where his illustrious character and qualities
tions have made him an ornament TO thetmost
exclusive circles Of the aristocracy.
How TO GET R1cH.-Nothing Is more
EASY than to get rich. It is only to trust no.
bod y-to befriend none-to get everything
andsave all you get-to stint ourselves and
everybody belonging to us--to be the friend
of no man and have no man for our friend
to heap. interest upon interest, cent upon
cent-to be mean, miserable, and despised,
for some twenty or thirty years and riches
will come as sure as disease and disappoint-
ment. And when pretty nearly enough
wealth is collected by disr. .,ard; Of all the
charities of the human heart and at the ex-
pense of every enjoyment, save that OF wal
lowing in filthy meanness-death comes to
finish the work-the body is buried in hole,
the heirs dance over it, and the spirit goes
wherei as
s~ While party Of men were driving 9
well.tube in Royal Oak, Michigan, q few days
ago. thew struck kind of soft stone about
twelve inches thick, and afterthey had drilled
through it an explosion took place like the
report of cannon, throwing the tools fully
thirty feet in the air. The hole then began
afford comfort by being baized or cushioned
while the sides around we're 30 high as to
hide the, occupants device of the Puritans
to avoid being seen by the officer, who repor-
ted those who did not stand when the name
of Jesus was mentioned. .,
WoRrH KNOWING. Every little while we
read of some one who has stuck rusty nail
in bis foot or some other part Of bis person,
and lockjaw has resulted therefrom. All such
wounds can be healed without any fatal con-
sequences following them. The remedy is
simple. It is only necessary to smoke such
wound, or any wound or bruise that is in-
famed, with burning wool or woolen cloth.
Twenty minutes in the smtke Of wool will
take the pain ont of the worst case Of in
aammation arising from. any wound We ever
saw. a i-l' 81 ! :,t.i:5; y
B@ One Of the most sensibie changes in the
new postal Law, which everybody will appre-
ciste, is that which allows person TO write his
or her name onta Newspaper wrapper, and al
so the word afom, z to let the party; receiyings
it know who il is from, without siolating the;
law. It allows the sender 70 write onsa pack
age the number and kind Of articles it con.
tains. SIS
sp An Alabama sheriff took his negro pris-,
oner to Jail, went out and became drunk, was
arrested and looked up III the same cell NTH
the negro; slept Ia the same bed with him at
night, was tried in tie mor9iHg. fined tendol-s
.lars fordrunkenness, and then hrought up the
negro for trial as if he hinself fwarea eirctrn-
spect and staid officer Of the lsM