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of her friends IN the jo,,, which they bnve put
III Will, thu jcwcler, and sis. assnIncs apprar.
nntes 10 l,c true, nlId that her lltc BpuuAe had
other frIcHls than those Mt home:
She writes TO Aorantty, asking him 70 como 10
her Immediately. lie ZONES. He tells !'cr he
has echt her note to Oe Lon, el,e friend, VINO
x"nld soon be there. sho must marry him.
and he mist be- 1nurrtei q killed ttrnlghtway.
II, zones Le Lem, anil Noraneey leaves. Tic
widow Il forced to receive Ue Lem 70 save MS
He, ani right under tho shallow Of tho b,lst hc
hec'ns n press tIs sni: again. a. brforc the
party como In again and spoil the fun. ana-cur-
tain.
TIL. LAST ACT.
She has snccumbcd to thc Influence Of the
friends, and ha4 thrown oil hct. wccsis for an
rleGant moonlight dress tcqualty he.oming!
Thcre Ia party and honie tlne singing. i}t
lem came in, and the rest separate to give HIN
5 safS Vii .s s % svfa h pet re sE SfIss:en S aG IT,
widow to be his dcV wlfcI slu
viii. sho will! And down lie cotnca
IN fifs k1,ce*.-iust rs the ia naval officer al'-
proA;slGt, followed by tic picture Of tho former
ir!atc cereH,onfe*, attended, nlnung others, br
the wiln1e ttr1matfs perfDna. There he fl 0s l!e
was at tic tender aye of 6, ftra'l'l!n. biz Gun.
niug little woW!cn hertc, whose aeaT little tall
nnd bIotkly nrtinn with the crncs Of an IN
vadtng aud iyrannleal tlDor. TlIe hcrcased eon-
tcsnplntcs It u moment, an,l sees In IT A warning
mt 10 have fireworks on the wedding ni!ht, and
az The tootser.pootsey Is 1taGgc'! out tic c,ts-
tain falls oIl The puptial waltz. ~ the mir ii TIC
chorus in Madame hnvnt'* Daughter"
fug ACTtwG
throughout was titIc IT. rosu ul,rc the standard
ot a,nutrlr performance, nll,l VAS 1T olleG
amusing tp Tie audience md financial benefit
IT, 1T. Lt1kc's. .......
II would BE- scarcely fair 10 criticae any ono
at the cxTct,sc vi tlH scs.. autl au TIE TntnuNR
Joins hants with the n,itlfencc IN cnnplimcnt't!
tllc management MID the players upon the e3'
crlicnCc ut thr Representation.
Thc 1!ly will BIZ Reproduced to-p[glt, md to
thosr VIM were not fnrtunhte enough to set
last evenings effort, the following cast Is re'
| sTectfulty conlincndcd:
| ". dc Leon tin luye with tho Countess)
| ,,,+..................... Nr. Edward Martyr
II. do Sosanccy husband Of Albt:tsnrI
......................Mr Mr. aumucl Appleton
y. &c hefnoa navy oA,Ge. Sr. Jotcph li!rk1nnt
I II. f;aciav youuy fari.lun Mr.. Fred Greeley
| NJ. (;eurycti gentlemen. {Nr. p,W. smith, .rr.
t.,tcph teersant IL the conntess. atf Ioh: fo!'et
Nine. In t'NnpteEtc Tho widow. Airs Herbert aye
| Mine. Palmer tfler ftlen!' >,
| ..".........::. :..Mss. A.: accor'h Ncthcril
| Nine. Albertnc dc Soranccy. Mrs. Alfred u. Maros
! MlIu. Charentunlcny teouttnto Conntc5si
........... .................N NIss Safah NOS
! Mnc. Roberts {housckccpeI!
| ...... ..........,.....MF Dudley N1lkinseI
, 1876-11-03
eli bnt on' afnl then II was lie who arrested me

eli Int or.u afnl then It was lie who arrested me-
Thai was befnrc the Gre.
In answer to further questions, witness sail
GGeruc ffait, TayInr Page, Frank Tlcrhan.
Cllarlrs Weeks, anil italian Jhln had hecn
running houses The !,,llscs of those gamblers
l.a,l recently been pulled, and he did not think
they were running.
III Mr. nunNcll.-Do you know 1larry'1.aw-
rcntcl Al do.
Q.-What h,stncs. Is lie engaged !nI Allie
Il Interested witt, Mcdonald nnt1 that party.
lIc was II 1,unk0 t1nn here.
t.-Whcn1 A.-Eyet since he came here. /
went oli lifs bond konlc twenty times.
Sir. Trudo waived ctoss-cxaminnt[on.
The COMMITTEES tAeu adjourned tu o'clock
this nfteEnuon.
, 1876-11-03

I,nH RAIE-CItEAp. ONE Of THE nEsr eTOKEs
yn %al!;t :aas u rrankins 40 ny 's' feets
, 1876-11-03

4 GENTS WASTEp-1NEi AND CuuSTEi TO
n seIl The new autu,nattG p:ctu1s Ut Apo1y tNd
Sankey. Samples We. Cai, ur al.F:.s J, CowAAs
II s5lll C14tk.kt-
, 1876-11-03

F{NQ LEASE-.ANM-@3 ACHES ELEGANTLY SIT
uaLtd, ~ Inlles 1uL good build Hgs fru! kafdeas
xfc aud best paet for poultry tnsnk III INA tounsi
, 1876-11-03

HIA{,latSEEEY.


3rOit SALE-USE lhX.3 ENGINE. AXll FOOT
b0iiet. onu stran! rstnt. ss ltand csancs. Two ~
ton tup.Ilha aIsl utlc thIo4 new t1?Eaank tsas "
tIajor lIlurk-
, 1876-11-03

go EKUfaANd3E.
I1xCt[ANHE--ea.0 0D Equity T1iltEEsTnitY Et.N
Il lrtck huAie Fnltun.At. for tuwA land gr .t4s
IIurGr =; will give Euoi tradr. AtdFets II. Ttlb
4IG pAlle.
, 1876-11-03

~ =, :, nT1, EV7v 1rI1ER,
n IiIcGcnA }i3 set, lied Llue lo:ta tolt !ngtF.
soils Lectures ~ ps!Gs1 II ss3 Pa1 aawn NJ
stAlys. III. MadsoW.st.
flLsuAt1sEN's COMMENTARIES m TliE NEW
Hnrr,cs. H1s cSrY, S1aE Enas<s Faulty n!be. ~.
nanrS los; M1riisss, i0I GlLbEfEi, - soulh
Clark 1T.
, 1876-11-03

1euuGlEs, rUNNlrunE., AND MEHcI!ANplsE
It, Money kls suctl 10 AAy auulnlt los %st ehArSss
, 1876-11-03

EsNlNi0ynSNnt EECNCICb.
c,tTUAT1nNs wAETEp--FAstrl1Es IN WANT OF
- rrM. SrlnlInlyfan nnu urrUlnn fvnar tri;, he
supplied At Mts. DusftE's onles 50 altlwauscu-av.
ClTuArinNs wANTEE,--N. u. .5,.Wt n3c,:lvErnM-
II Wrs nrr waiting inr sf!ilatlult Mt my pflcp. ~
Etnt.st Aiex. BAKER, Male help by t1Efl vt. NAkEH
, 1876-11-03

lsIrVATtOS WAETE1}--IlY A FIRST CLASS MEAT
- and pnttry eo',k. for ltel RESTAURANT r tohrlnx
house. tail vt l3s sonlh CftRsontt.. up .:nir1. :
| ClTUATi0S WAITED ny 4 S0IW1a;IAN WHO
- as Onlr rtlI IN fh!4 GnANlry *lIrt ftE,c In pr
yae AiNcrltaH funy; Ii willing to work. Address Y
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Wanted u Little Help.

One day last week, as citizen wa.
passing MP Twelfth street, saws NJ
Qnad, a wild eyed woman jumped ou'
of front door, halted him and said
exeitedly;
"Come in here-comc in for Just a
moment"
"What is the matters' he asked in
reply, observing that her face was
badly scratched, ner clothing torn,
aud her nose had been roughly knock
ed about.
"Come income in.' she whisper
ed.
you've been fighting" he said, as
he backed off.
At that momnet burlv big man
opened the door and called out:
'Come in here you old she fend!'
"Come in and help pound him!"
urged the woman.
"Why he could eat me up in a
minute" replied the citizen. "I'm no
fighter, and | want no trouble"
81 can almost lick him alone," she
continued, as she followed him along
the walk. "If | had some one to
hold his legs when | get him by The
throat | could choke all the grit out
of him in two minutes! Come on
come in aud act like a Christian and
give poor woman a lift"
The citizen wouldn't stop, and af-
ter following him nearly block, the
woman turned back, saying:
"lfl can get in a good snifter on
his nose | can lick him alone"
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Sowing Flower Seeds.

To secure termination, the essen
tials are proper degree Of moisture,
heat, and the nurturing mantle of
mother earth to enfold them The
most usual hindranccs are, that the
earth dries down beneath the plant
after growth has begun, and that a
crust, through which the tender
sprouts are unable to push their wav,
forms over the delicate seeds. Hence
they should be given covering that
is porous and light, SO that it will re-
tain moisture aud not bake and form
crust. Leaf mould is excellent for
this purpose. Well rotted spent hops
and old sifted manure are also good,
the latter TO have small portions of
soil mixed with it. Generally the
covering should be eight times the
thickness of the seed, and is best ap-
piled by sitting. This covering should
he kept moist, bu, not wet, till the
delicate little plants have come
through. The moisture is best re-
tanned by spreading newspaper over
the surface and keeping it d,wn with
sticks or stones two or three days.
Roots Garden Manuel.
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Rum and Ruin.

More powerful as an appeal in be
half of the cause Of temperance, than
even the e'oluence Of Cough, is the
intelligence that comes to us Of the
terrible tragedy ,ha, has just taken
place in Ottnmwa. Ga the evening
Of the :th, Carro! Jones sho. aaa in.
stantly killed Harry Booz. Carroll
was crazy drunk at the time of
the shooting, and taking Of
fence at some ocular remarks made
TO him by Bo0z, he, in his rum ma d
frenzy, made 100 sure work Of aveng-
ing an imaginary insult. Booz and
Jones are both Young, neither of them
twenty years old. Carroll Jones is he
ouly son Of very respectable parents
Young Booz was also = member of
one of the most respectable families
in Ottumwa. and was the idol Of his
parents. He vas universal favorite
with all who knew him, aud many
hearts will grieve at his untmely end.
Young Carroll has been taken into
custody. Could all the money aecu-
mulated by the accursed rum traffic
of the world soothe the anguish Of
these stricken households? Let those
who have manly sons, growing up
with the temptations that ,he rum
power throws around them, answer.
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A Numerous Father.

Here is the worst case on record
Col. Stanford Dowd, living in the
vicinity Of Dowd's Station, on the X
& d. M. r. r., is a sprightly young
fellow of seventy-four. In the few
and evil days that have composed
the days of his pilgrimage he has
been the unhappy subject Of three
mothers-in law. lie has proved him
self moderately active in his matri
monial contracts, and his first vile
presented HIM with five children.
His second alliance was more fruit
ful, and resulted in an addition of
eleven to the population of this glor-
ious Republic. He cant be bluffed,
even by himself, and the third time
he was married he saw the eleven
asd went three better. He ID thus
the father of only thirty children, the
youngest being three months old.
The Government appointed him a
Colonel during the war and gave him
command of his own family. The
old man thinks he can raise it to for
ty if the Centennial lasts long enough.
Census takers will weep when he
goes hence.-Burlington Ua,okeye.
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If il were to have been paid you in.
SfaaI af fhnSa ~ ba oAral far ynnc

If it were to have been paid you in
stead OF those who cared for you? /
think not"
"Diin't have all his clothes to
huv:o
No, sir" | went without new
clothes Of any sort for a season, and
the money saved from my wardrobe
supplied all ,ha' was needed; aud |
might ad ! that all his other clothes
were got in he same way
"We.l, really, | had no idea how
much of martyr you were. Next
you will be clothing me in the same
way. How thankful | ought to be
for so calculating wife,"
Snow, in these two years. said /,
continuing in the face of his sneer,
"all of the care and confinement
consequent on attending the child
have fallen on me. have managei
someway to accomplish my housework
and sewing as | used. can hardly
think how it has been done. Did il,
ever occur to YOU to hink how many
times have been to church since he
was born?'
"Iou would not expect man 10
take care of baby, would you:
That is moi mans work"
"lsn't i,?" said |. bitterly; s.then
wouldn't have baby. ! have been
to church Just four times, and then
some visitor had stayed with johnny.
How many times did you ever get
up in the night to soothe him when
he was sick?
Chow do you suppose" said he, 81
could do my work by day if | didn't
get my nights sleep?"
'Just the same way that do when
my night is broken, exactly"
"Well, Sarah, what is he drift Of
all this talk, any~ay9 don't see any
use in proloaging it.
Well, then it is my original state
ment that as did my part Of the
family labor and took all the care Of
johnny, and yoa are man in pros
porous circumstances, am entitled to
AS much money for tina, as ii | were
employed and paid by the month for
the same work, and | have right to
spend money fer things tha: don't
suit you if choose to do SO; and,
may adi,' said |, with sudden ve-
hemence. "that it is mean and con-
temptible in you 10 Try to oppose or
forbid my doing So
John said 10 more. ! saw by the
look in lis ewes thst he was quite
angry; and 50 was |. That was the
first time ia our married life that we
failed TO kiss each other good night.
Indeed, felt guilty, though ] hardly
know why, but it was late before
fell asleep.
The next morning all was serene.
No trace remained of the evenings
storm, but nothing more WAS said
about the obnoxious subscription.
Next day | met Mrs. West, and she
thanked me very much for doubling
my money.
Dear John! He didn't mean to be
unkind, but he had never stopped to
think about such things. When his
next settlement came, and he slipped
a $40 bill into my hand aud said,
'',hst is Ior your private purse" re-
ally shaught he was the best husband
in tht world.
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No Dogs Allowed on the Cars.

1t happened the other day on the
Lehigh Valley railroad. The train
had Just left Easton and the conduc-
tor was making his first round, when
he observed small white dog, with
bushy tail and black eyes sitting
cozily on the sea: beside a young
lady so handsome that it made his
heart roil over like lopsided pump
kin. But duty was duty, and he re-
marked in the most deprecatory man
ner:
"I'm very sorry madame, but it's
against the rules to have dogs in the
passenger cars"
"Oh! my, is that so.' and she
turned up two lovely brown eyes at
him beseechingly. "Whar in the
world shall | do? ! can't throw hlm
away. He's Christmas present
from my aunt
"By no means, Miss. Wei. put
him in baggage car, and he'll he
just as happy as robin in spring"
"Wha'! pu, my nice white dog in
nasty, ssuffy, dusty baggage carp
"l'm awluily sorry, Mss, do as
sure you, but the rules of this com
pany are AS inhexible as the laws Of
the MeGes and them other fellows,
you know. He shall have my over
coat to lie on, and the brakesman
shall give him grub and water every
time he opens his mouth"
81 just think it's awful mean, so !
do; and know somebody will steal
it, so they will,' and she showed a
half nolion to cry that nearly broke
the conductors heart; but he was
firm, and sang oat to the brakeman
who was playing solo on the stove:
"Here, Andy, take this dog over
into the baggage car, and tell 'em to
take just the best kind Of care Of
him.
The young lady pouted, but the
brakeman reached over and picked
the canine up as tenderly as though
it was two weeks old baby, but as
he did SO strange expression came
over his face like wave of cramp
collie, and he said hastily to the con-
ductor:
"Here, you just hold him a minute
till l put this poker away" and he
tro,ted out at the car door and held
on to the brake-wheel, shaking like a
man with the ague.
The conductor no sooner had his
hands on the dog than he looked
around for hole 10 fall through.
"Wh-wh why, this worsted dog"
ayes SIR said the little miss, de-
murely. "Didn't you know tha'!'
"No, Pm most awful sorry to say |
did not know that" and he laid the
Christmas dog down in the owners
lap, and walked out on the platform,
where he stood half an hour in the
cold trying to think of hymn tune
to suit the worst sold man on the Le-
high Valley road.
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The Work II POmpcii.

In the work of excavations steadily
progressing at Pompeii, there was re
Gently uncovered a series Of wooden
tablets containing the accounts of a
banker named Lucius Eccilius Jocun-
dus. They were inclosed in small
wooden box which had been consid-
erably charred on the outer surface.
The leaves of the tablets are thin
as pastboard, and are tied together in
sets of threes by cord passing
through holes in the edges. The outer
pages, serving as covers, are clean
and smooth; and the inner ones are
coated with wax, and filed with &C
counts, which appear to be mainly
records Of loans. Near the tabets
was found blonze bust Of the bank
er, bearing his name. From forty &c
sixty men are continually employed
in the excavations under a subsidy
from the government OF 10000 francs
Up to date two 6fths Of the area oi
the city have been examined.
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ocrstic leaders is one which will make
the poor poorer, and strike down the
credit Of the country, interfere with
the growth and stability Of business,
and plunge the nation eventually into
an almost hopeless bankruptcy.
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The boys of Winnemncca, Nevada,
had fun with a Snowman. They
formed line from the ticket office
extending around near corner.
Each asked the price OF admission,
aud, when being told that i, was
fifty cents, shook his head, said 1t
was too dear, retired and fell in al
the rear OF the line. This was kept
up until the Snowman, astounded by
the unanimity and the seemingly
great numoer, reduced the charge,
and then every boy cleared out.
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augustus, dear" said she, push
ing him from her, as the moon sh'
flooded the bay window where I ey
were standing, 81 think you had bat
ter try some other hair dye; your
moustache tastes like turpeptins,"
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Sta,isticians say that 100000 men
will soon be in arms on the Con ineht
Of Europe. Russia will have 2,OOO,-
600, France and Germany 1.5O0,OOO
aid Austria and Italy 1,OO0, QUO.
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s. ENSIGN. M. D..

DHYsICIAN a SURGEON, TIPToS, Iowa
Having had thirty years experience
Or, +. hopes to give satisfaction in all cases
entrusted to his care. Ofiice, at residence,
two blocks east OF Court Square lStf
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C.L. CHAMBERS. m. n.

DHYSlCIAN AND SURGEON has prac-
l ticed twenty-five Yeas In this vicinity,
ma need only ask Il continuance of the pub-
uccnnhjenea hitherto shown.
Office in City Drug St@rc. Residence on
sedarSt., opposite Reformed church, Upton,
Iowa. yynnl
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Physicians.
GEO. s. EOCuT. Mn

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, EXAMINER
L Of Pensioners, Upton, Iowa.
AS- residence on the corner of Cedar
md sth ) reefs, d!agonaily opposite Re-
formed Church.
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Conveyancer.
L.. l.. SW EE..

NOTARY PUBLIC, rOSVEYA 7Stt.E.
~ Attorney at Law, Collecting, and I.tfn
Insurance Agent.
tftice at his residence, corner Of ith and
LOCUST sts., ipton.
Having no high rent 70 pay, his charges
are consequently low. 81!
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e.. ORCUJT,

DEAL ESTATE and Br ,i;crage Agent.
IL nurant, Iowa. AtteGds perao l4,itp
real estate on com mission, renting h. d H.
and farms. Best references given
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Justices.
.JOyIV 8. TUTYsly.y..

" Lie ms, rance Agent. and Conveyancer.
ONCE with the County Recorder In the court
Ao.Sa. Tiptnn. Iowa. Ian Isl, 1863. pivi5
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Exchange Office.
Attorneys.
WILLIAM p. WOLF, SANFORD V. LAs D
WOLF a. LANRT.

ATTORNEYS AT LAW. TIPT0E. IOWA.
once in Retchert's new building. mp stairs.
Entrance through City Hall building. 46
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II. C. PIATT, ". c. CA
PIATT 4 CARE,

4 TTORNEYS AT LAW. Collections m ade
"A on reasonable terms. Abstracts Of
Land Titles. so
, 1876-09-23
"Gi,c u Another GrowI."

We will state for the benefit Of those
persons who are continually growing ut
the style in which this paper has been
run during the past year, that there is
still great deal of vacant government
land in this Territory which needs set
tiers. There is also goodly quantity
over in British Columbia. where home
can be found and the "inilucnce" Of this
journal will never be felt. To those who
do not like the paper on general princi-
pies our gentle voice whispers move
out" and the walking is good this time
Of year-but We cant leave the field of
our usefulness. We have never yet
known a preacher who could deliver a
sermon that would please everybody;
nor have we ever heard Of u school
maam who could give satisfaction to all
her pupils aud their fathers; never knew
of railroad that could be run past every
mans farm and take in all the small
t,wns; never have real OF purely hon.
est government or county official, state
Legislature or congress, nor is it on
record that u nomination for Presi.
dent or any other Office has been made
that would please everybody; doctor,
u lawyer, merchant, tailor, or n mill
ner, that coul,l give satisfaction to all
their patrons. We have never aimed to
make our paper suit anybody, not even
ourselves, and five ever do get out an
issue that gives entire Tor even generaD
satisfaction, We will quit business, and
come to the conclusion we have outlived
our usefulness Now give us another
growl.- Olympia Rcho.
, 1876-09-23
Clippings.

A large store has been opened in To-
kio, Japan, tor the sale of Bibles and
Christian books in the Japanese Ian
guage.
A North Haven, Mass, schoolmarm
was refused a school because ''we don't
want our school taught by u girl with n
beau,'
With an indebtedness to players and
others of $1,000, the New Haven Base
Ball Company have gone into bank
ruptcy.
Bishop Cox's daughter, who was mar
ried in Buffalo recently, received we'd
ding present from her husband Of 81, ,00O,-
900 worth Of bonds.
A Fall River woman begged money
with which to buy her children bread,
got drunk with it, and her four
children were forty-eight hours without
u mOuthful to cat.
Honolulu people say it rains nine days
in tue week at Hilo, and thirteen months
in the year, and once in great while it
rains into the bunghole OF a barrel faster
than it can flow out Of both ends.
, 1876-09-23
Throwing Dirt.

The political papers are getting pretty
we'll warmed up, and among the items
current in them are the following. The
first IS published by the Democratic pa.
pers, and the second by the Republican
papers:
THE MEN WHO 90 VoR HAYES.
Boss Grant goes for Hayes.
Belknap the bribe.saker, recently I'm.
dergoing trial, goes tor Hayes.
Landaulet Williams goes for Hayes.
Credit Mobilier Colfa1 goes for Hayes
Mckee, Avery, Mcclure, Joyce, and
all other whisky thieves in the State
prisons and pcnitentiaries, are for Hayes.
Robert c. Schcnck, the professor Of
drsw.poker and disgraced Minister to
England, goes for Hayes.
Columbus Delano goes for Hayes.
All the corruptionists in Federal office,
and all the deirauders Of the Federal rev.
enue, go for Hayes.
WHO SUPPORT TILDEN.
John Morrissey runs Tilden.
John Kelly and all Tammany supports
Tilden.
The eighty.fve Confederate Brigadiefs
in the House support Tilden.
Bashi Bazouk Butler, the hero of the
Hamburg massacre, supports Tildeu.
All the Ku-Klur and ex.Knights OF
the Golden Circle support Tilden.
The solid South" supports Tilden,
or viii! il the derringcr policy prevails in
South Carolina and Louisiana.
The Whisky Ring doesn't support
Hayes. Avery isn't for him, nor Joyce,
nor Mcdonald, nor any of those fellows.
, 1876-09-23

A tailor, who, in skating, fell through
the ice, declared that he would never
again leave a hot goose Tor cold duck.
II Virginia is the smother Q. Presi-
dcnts,n who is their father
, 1876-09-23

A Texas woman fell over u rail and
bit her tongue of while chasing her hns-
band with pitchfork. This mny not
come under the head of"tiyine retrihu.
ton" nut it's plsguey bad thing on
the woman.