The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-01-20

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sams fgr sAe Qaatrr CITY
The bett Aa4 eldest advertising
no8ism 40 "a msids sewiBE cir.
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larap ehimaey asd cay lhers i 20
place like Aome. Il the same nmo.
Nothing n The lind il apprcAeai.
"a Il present. bat u Mrs. Twain should
BE- called sway we hope that she viii
ioaFs Der Marx 10 the world
They're 70 have a. educational
display Al the Centennial. 10 be cure.
bot nat Il bed 10 have il IN The neigh
Borhood 81 The School kill Y
a London chemist has been arrest
"a 81 cowhiding bis wife. Bat then
its Bot strange that . man familiar
With az iaes should show Partially
ior coz bides AZ well
man bad the choice Of ccmmii
ting the least oflhree offences AHrier
robbery, o. drunkenness He chose
tie latter, goI druul. nd then com
United the other two
What's the difference between
proiaae man aud an old topery Only
that the one swears often times 10 the
course u q month, aud the other swears
80 tcn times during the same period
A correspondent wants to know
the beet way to become literary man.
Well the quickest way for him is TO
make a short voyage 10 sea He will
very likely become contributor to
tie Atlantic.
As old Mr. heAved the last
souttle OF four tons Of coal into bis eel.
lar. be was heard 10 remark II they
had been boys instead Of girls, il
wouldn't have been thus. One ton
would have lasted all Winter.
II don't take any stock in savings
banks, aud be hanged to them said an
indignant depositor yesterday. BE
hanged 10 them retorted, another; you
may well say 1t; there's many Of EN-
suspended already.
The excuse Of the third man, said
Mr.. Moody, illustrating the parable Of
The guests who werS backward in com.
log forward, was more sbsurd than any
II have married wife, and therefore
/. cannot come. Now, why didn't be
take his wife along with him I
The Rev. Mr.. Shipman, Of Nor,
wich, says that be was once called tc
marry a man who was 70 be united TO
his fourth wife. AS he approached the
couple be said, as usual, Please rise
The man fidgeted about on his chair
and finally remarked, We've usually
sot
Two preachers were some time
ago passing HAYES old mill, on Lead
creek, KY. which at that time was sad
ly dilapidatcd. One Of them remarked
that the mill needed new dam, anC
was Mortified when his reverend broth
er earnestly answered: That mill il
net worth dam. The seemingly
wicked brother is now presiding
elder.
A Detroit boy paid his first visi
to one Of the union schools, the othe
day, as scholar, and, as he CAM
home at night, bis mother inquired
Well. Henry. how do you like goini
10 school? Bully, he replied in m OK
cited voice. j saw four boys licked
one girl get her ear pulled, and biI
scholar burned his elbow on the stove
don't want to miss day.
Cory s Pendent complains Of
grievance in the shape Of new.fangl
ed alarm-olock, which rudely interfereI
with the current of bis courtship by
clamorous announcement OF the hour o
l0F.N The old dutier, whose daugh
ter we are just now counting, has 60
new dodge 10 make us 60 home. HI
has rugged up one Of the patent back
action leaye-here alarm clocks on hi
mantlepieoe, and when the bewilder
hour Of 10 arrives, the old clock get
up and walks around the room, an,
the hand points toward the door. Ate
10, the pendulum hits pretty hard; th'
old duficr says il somebody don't tax
the hint, enc Of these fine moonlight
nights somebody will take somebod,
else by the seruif Of the neck. and th
chances are good for first class fun
erAl.
Soon after Chief Justice Chase AZ
sumed the gubernAtoriAi chair 10 Ohio
be issued his proclamation appoiatinI
Thanksgiving Day. To make sur