The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-26
WHOLE NO. 1892.
Miscellaneous

Hard to beal-Boiled egg. s.--[HartfOrd
Times
The proper namo for q quaok dootrcss
-ChariotieAnn.- Y. Con-. Adv.
When ought mariners 10 have fruit At
seaY when they stem the currents
II consoles the New Orleans Rspubli.
can that Charley Ross will soon s. bir'
enough 10 End himself
"A prudent man, says a witty French.
man, is like a pin; his head prevents
him from going too far"
A lad from the R'dge was IN town sat.
uFday TO inquire when the Fall term
mel
You want nothing. do your said
Tat. "Bedad. an " its nothing ye want.
yen Ind 4 In tho jos, where tho whis.
young poet Of The realistic school
writes; Time ma chea on with the
.low. measured tread Of a man working
by the day"
when young lady and gentleman
have a controversy about kissing. they
generally put their heads toFcther-
Norrisiown Herald
An exchange asks is sitting Bull a
West Pointerf' His name implies that
he y more Of q setter than pointer"
-lNorristown Herald.
The young lady who always wanted
her sweetheart c'oae a. hand explains Il
on the ground that twas only . nigh
dear OF her owa.-lN. Y. Com. Adv
A Reading man has written an clsay
on "Buatlca" And some B stiles no
jeot sufficiently 10 enable a man 10 write
an a. essay on EN- very easily Il Norrislown
AZ an auction Of miscellaneous articles
out Of doors 10 began TO sprinkle. when a
bystander advised the auctioncer that hs
had better pat up an umbrella as the
next article
All Jams ia the name Of q Chinaman
IN Nevada lie Il addicted 10 the flowing
bowl aud some day IL is impossible 20
Recognize him from his brother Jim
jams Norristown II raid
"A Miss Post j. the roigning beauty al
newport and AL the young men want TO
te TO her. This u generally the fate Of
a rail pretty girl. and sho has no do.
fence II Norristown Herald.
II Is not believed that there il an artist
IN the world who can catch the expires.
sion OF womans face ~ she puts her
nose into the milking aud finds that the
thunder has sourcd the contents
Medical men cay that when \ man "a
full Of whiskey he. cant freeze, ard ap-
pearances indicate that a large number
OF our citizens are cxpcctinga mighty
cold snap. says the Fultoa Times.
Appearances are deoeitful Az camp.
meeting IL is difficult 10 tell from lie
background whether the man on the
front seat j. shouting glory or has iuat
sat down on a tack Norwich Bulletin.
A Western girl visited q music store
and asked for "rhc Heart Boiled Down
With Grease and Care" and "whsnI
Swallowed Homemade Plea" The clerk
at once recognized what she desired.
The tramp who strayed into a farmers
premises aud tried TO make OF WITH
cheese came out with black eve, ack.
nowledging that he had becn raths-
dair licked In the pursuit Of BE duties.
IN. Y. Com. Adv
An intermission Of twenty four hours
preceded the second part Of the Wagner
2 usiea' festival at Bayrcuth. In ordes.
The Brooklyn Argus says. 10 give time
or the burial Of thoFo who died from ex.
haustion during the hrst part
When q common school teacher In
Virginia found upon his examination pa.
pcrs the qdestion. How does a ship "a
Iea find its latitude and longitude n he
,rose 10 the question and promptly
srotc: IL finds its longitude hot and
e latitude kold"
Up In Rutland. Vermont. a man has
uat had a piece Of window glass moe
han two inches long taken from his leg.
where 10 bad been for eighteen years. Ia
nay be truly said that during thft en-.
ire pc 'iod he has never been absolutely
rec from pane.-[N Y. Com ADV.
The wochenblall l. new paper that
ias just begun publication in Essex
ornty. New Jersey. II appears 10 have
'een named after poor old Bloaa's manu-.
cript. which came as near being q walk
n blot as anything We ever saw printer
~ over Burlington Hawkeyc.
True Politeness.-Polite youth. "Ex.
use me. sir, but you've dropped your
igar ash on your trousers" Crusty old
ients "wcll. cir. and what thenf
ou'vo had fusec burning In your
leevc for the Last quarter of an hour.
nd never intericrcd with your
A Saratoga letter writer asks. In dee.
airing tones, where are the monf
We don't know, dear. just where all Of
hem are. bat from our aanctum window
10 Just now saw six Of them Gle around
chind the screen Of a sample room over
he way Burlington liaWkcye.
Trail oars. shouted tho captain a.
he victorious regatta crew pulled up
longs da the wharf "Ah." aid a by.
! ..idcr. n suppose that Is what you call
ho oar. s.trail-ian style Of rowingf' They
itchcd him overheard without a word.
y. y. Con. Adv.
On The b4se ball grounds yesterday.
aya the Burlington Hawkcyc. q red-hot
all struck the batter just where his
mother used TO feel for him with her
Upper. and the umpire ahoItcd dead
all Dead ball 2 retorted the striker
truck. "if there's live ball on tho
rounds. that's "a
Had Han Safe-A rural female beauty
q lighted from the stage coach tho other
lay. when piece Of Fibbol detached 10.
Ell T. ON her bonnet aud fell into the
.attot, Of the .rriagc You have left
or- bow behind said lady passenger.
No. / aiu't. he's gone ahshinE." limo.
cntly replied the rustic.
The stern sense Of justice and right
hat rckidcs in he Western mans bosom
vas never more beautifully or forcibly