The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-11-16

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The farmer who seat his sou 10
sew l0tk Is tecome q clerk. now
efite- asking lhe merchant whether
there j. an ,hiag ia The boy Yes,
irplies he merchant, just aher be has
ieeb 10 a sal9on
-Cousiiefaie father You should
eat graham bread. my sou 1t makes
bone
Responsive youth HIN. Ion bout
al bones now
An exchange mentions a Chicago
girl whose sweetheart had died. having
previously insured his HE 10 her favor.
II will bc a sad loss for you, said her
mother Yes. she said between sobs.
but the loss IL fully covered by the in
sufance
Prof Huxley may know all about
globigeriuon, and PIcrodactyls. aud
Nefosaufia. and the Jarasste and other
periods. aud be able 70 explain %eyolu.
ton but we don't believe he can tell
US why a woman shuts both eyes when
she dres OF a pistol
"A correspondent wants to know
the best time made in walking The
best time we know Of was When we
we're going home from a Thursday
evening lecture one night and made a
mile ii a little over four hours We
wouldn't have walked 50 fast, only the
old gentleman was expected home at
Midnight, aud She had t. leave the
night key under the mat
"A distinguished politician, while
converting with a lady the other even.
ing, became piqued by Ter attention to
a beautiful Spitz dog that was resting
is hsaa ooaGdinsiy ia hes lap, and
impatiently asked Why is it that a
lady ofyour intelligence can be 50 fond
Of a dog; Because he never talks
politics vas the prompt reply
"A milk yender in Belfast, Me.,
being Intercepted by a very inquisitivc
lady customer concerning his family
relations, and being in a hurry, gave
her this condensed and comprehensive
summary Of bis family history. Said
he: | courted my wife in Houllon
married her IN New Hampshire, weni
to housekeeping 10 Providence, ant
expect to starve her to death in Bel
fast.
Come, Ned, you picked cotton fol
me last year. and | want you Thu
year
duane. massa
Come along aud get 10 the wagon
I've good cotton. aud III give you 81,
bits q hundred.
We'll, il ies depends on one thing.
What's thatY
j. you got dat same ole par scale
as you had
No, a bran new pair.
Wen. dat bein' dc case, I'll 90 wiz
you
An old lady at the Exposition las
week was 10 a. much trouble as be.
immortal prototype 10 the nursery tale
who exclaimed
Hsts 8. and I 4iat sure Il be,
re sats das Al hoaas and bell tno~ me
She was found wandering about IN,
grounds just as the gates were closing
hid missed her companions. aud kuev
neither the street nor the number wherl
her party we're stopping 10 Philadel
phi. A policeman took her to a tele
graph oficc. where her same and res.
deace IL Indiana were obtained. and
message wa dispatched 10 her son Il
ladiana. asking II he coald tell hi
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