Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1876-09-14
ALL OVER INJANA.
Sent. 18th. 1876.

out NV Their mummy, and SIGH; 1t is as
follers: Yu want tn bet yure votes
agin Their cous, bosses, wagons num-
MES and evry thing WI kin and Bette
them jist ez bad ez you kin POSI- ely;
be sure to make yure bets safe bi Pla-
Gin out the Bets in gud reforrlers'
hands. SO corse they wont let yu
vote if WI bet, but if tina will pa yu-
say frum wun to five dollers-tu let
them vote, tax thar mummy and let
them vote. The state election liz out
rite and safe frum this fact, that we
have made arrangements with Kin
tuck, Ohio Michigan and Elinoiz tn
send us at least 10000 votes and we
will hev at lest 10000 to hum, maxim
at leste 10000 in al So yu Sc at least
10000 of yu can bet yure votes and
be safe bi 10000 any how. Now
Brutters go tn wurk tn onst and re-
porte tn me jist ez sumo ez Posibel, so
kin Publish it in mi next bugle for
liberty, but don't bet marry darn on
the President election az tina hev got
us on that. II we cud vote wun state
at time we cud bette them bad, but
ez it liz don't bet but make yure mum
ny on Iniana Ov GORGE we will elect
our Prezident az al the south DINNER
krats will vote fur our men; also the
myers viii hev to. jest ez we want EN-
tn, or not vote at al. onles Grant
sends solgers doun thar. Wv GORGE
he cant send anouf tn garde al the
polze, but spoze he duz; a few barls
NV munney viii by the cul. and hire
them tn vote for the CRATE Reformer
also Tha cant bette the CRATE reform
ation-it amt no use to tri, and tina
no it.
Brother I got a letter frum Bro Van
pelt.' He sed he wuz TIL Plimuth or
gust the 10Th senteneal, whar Ben.
HARRISON wuz to spoke. He sed thar
wuz frum wun tn ten thousand moste
al reformers. He sed about tn O'Clock
Ben. ariv on the Pewe train frum the
south and was tuck to the court
house on dra bi Hank Thare; he set
doun on pile ov lumber; then sum
pepel sung a abolition song; then Bill
Kindel got up an put on more ares
than a french upper dancer, and sed
@Frenze, Teller citizens, gentlemen
and female wimmin, serz: Allow me
the excuisit plezure ov dockin yu
doun tn the onerabel Major Generel
Beniamine bi thunder HARRISON jist
ez il Ben wuz the CRATE American
Royal Bengal Giascutus, wen he amt
no where aside NV Blu Jenz. wal &C
last Ben riz up and sed: Wal, Pepef.
I appere afore yu tn da tn say few
remarks" Then he stopt fur about a
minnit, then the next thing kerslap
cum the buddy shurt; and in his
abuce he sed that Tilden wuz disonest
and pruved it bi the Cincinnati In
quirer; also bi number OF dimokrat
papers, jist az il them papers warnt
trien to cod the abolitionists. 1t waz
al afore the CRATE Sent Luis Conven-
sion emmy how. Ov GORGE Tildent
warnt our choice by darn site, but
he suited the south and tn save busten
up the party we civ in. He sed Til
den wuz in kersnux with Bos Twede.
Wal, we no that, and spoze he waz;
that don't sa he alers intended tn be a
darn raskel-it wuz jist fur a short
time, then tn he got onest agin; so no
one kin find folt about that Bro
vanpelt sed Ben node sumthin. ov
GORGE; it wud be a darn fule that did
emit; he sed Ben Tucked just az IL he
wud jist az sumo hev kilde Reformer
durin the war az not; he seq he don't
think Ben viii vote fur Tilden nor
Hendrix; he SEE Ben semes tn be ter
ebly sot in his one wa; he sed run
wat he cud Sc and here that he wud
bet hiz waite agin four achers Of gees
that Blu Jenze wud be alected.
Also 1 got letter frum Br- Ebene-
ger Slabslammer. He livs at Pin
hook, Stark Co., Injana- He sed he
had jist he'd jint discussion with
one Motif Sidenbender-~ The meten
WIZ coled tn order hi Elihu Vansnu-
eel, and Obadiah Scheinbarger, ez he
wuz the unly wun that cudH rite, waz
elected Sekretare. The houoe wuz
chuck full ov wei armed Reformers,
so the Prezident sed the object ov the
meeten wuz tn advance the reform
coze, and Br. Slabslammer shud open
the debate, so he riz up and begun ez
folders; @wol, Bro. Reformers ts
open this debate fits mi duty to- sho
up the CRATE qualities NV our candid
ates, and Justly Gums the CRATE Re-
former. Bro. Samuel ia. Tilden, hoo
will, Of GORGE, be our next President,
and ort tn be frum the fact that he
liz the fust man that ever thort ov the
CRATE Reform bizines. He hez dun
more fur N. Y. than al the govners
she ever he'd: he liz the CRATE Buster
up ov them big rings. But mi op-
poneRt viii sa that Tilden he'd hand
in to the steIin: wal. spozel he he'd /;
spozs he yaz partner OF Mr.. Twede's
and both got very rich; Tilden liz
smart and not greedy, and wen he got
anuf he wanted Twede tn stop and
give sum NV Their frenze chance, but
Twede kept on til he got ketched at
It and woz socked In jale; then he
sent for Tilden tn cum and git him
out or be wud bio on him; so Tilden
cum and sed, keep still, old pard. and
lie get yu out rite Off so he told the
sheriff tn let him go and Sc hiz farm
ley, and sposed wen he got thru hiz
bizines he wud cum back tn jale, but
he dident act onest; he lied and did
emit Gun, back; now hooze tn blame?
Mr.. Twede ov GORGE, and no wun kin
blame Tilden darn bit. But spozen
1t waz all understood atwix Tilden and
Twede: don't the skripter ca sfie the