, 1876-04-30
HUNIOR.

"A solid man.: The Cardiff Giant
When Is a bed not bed7 When it's little
buggy.
The bouBe-cleaning days have come, ths sad
dest OF the year.
Providence is always On tho side OF the Repub-
lcans in Rhode Island
Shock l. Palmer are going to Ferreol their
troupe to Chicago next month.
Now that We have the bright silver in circu1s-
ton, let no one go 10 "stocking" it up.
Gentlemen Who have no visible means Of sup
port do not we'll in Continental costume.
The wife should always hold the pocket-book.
Men are always shiftless; women rarely so.
For dollar in scrip a nan eau uow gel a bet
ter half and new quarters for the Centennial
year.
"Shoot the hat: The fashionable head-geAr
for ladies il to have bird Of plumsgs fastened
on the side
With Dan O'Leary's cow-hide and Mrs.
o'Leary's cow-heels, Chicago's fame will never
be forgotten.
"Break it gently to her mother: !: A young
lady in Ner Orleans, rich and pretty, has eloped
with barber.
Conkl1ne ia said to have Hebrew cast Of
couutenance from tho fact OF having Shy
lock On bis forehead.
Tom Thumb is good billiard-played but be
finds it hard work to keep "one foot on the
floor" when making masse.
Anna Dickinson wants the "intoxicatiDg
hasheesh of applause" 80 she goes on the
stage next week to earn her hash
HRS. B. Herman is the new City Treasurer Of
Toronto, Ont. II hrs. B. INIT widow, it is
safe to say her man will do all the work.
Stockings for ladies' are now eiaborately work.
ed with SPRAYS OF flowers. Those worn by men
are worked by careful housewives At the heel
and too.
Next Fourth Of July, Hell-Gate will be d
blasted thing. The New Workers expect great
things when the gate ia OPEN Let's Zee, now
far is that from Brooklyn?
Lotta will be an attraction at Newport the
coming season, and q Lotta fellows will be on
the beach when her Centennial stockings are
executing pirouette in the surf.
"What is the difference between poetry and
poultry," II suppose it is that the number Of
feet in line OF poetry depends On the metre.
while the chicken always has two"
More evidence is adduced that Shakespeare did
not ignore the Celt among his varied Characters
| for who but Fenian was meant when Lear
SAYS: "0'Regan, wilt thou take her by the
| haDd5"
| There are now over 200 Chinese washermen in
| this city and an old resident remarked the
| otber day. that rats we're becoming exceedingly
scsrce, Young Chicago eaid it was All Sin II
| twas true.
Lsa;r ~ ~ 10
not the biography OF Airs. Laura, who had q
misunderstanding some years sincs With . law
! yer named Crittenden. by which the latter was
| forced to '.climb the golden STAIR"
A young gentleman Of this city sent note to
a lady~friend, inviting her to the theatre to see
4Richelieu." He closed by saying, Don't fale
to be At home this evening"" The lady answered
the note by saying, "There's no auch word as
.fale' in my y1exicon-Webster's."
Fux-aLEAs1SGs.
AtfuI: / picture-gale1y.
Men rho are hard-up want to be let a-loan.
| An intemperato printer is E typographical
err.er.
! 4 true American ia too proud to beg, aud too
honest to steal; he gets trusted
Spelling bees are past. This summer We are
going to have bnmble-bees. Can you humble ?
| EVERYBODY is expected this Centen nial year to
plant 3 tree. II you can't do that, maize q
| bough.
| II don't like winter" said one pickpocket to
another. ''Eyerybody has his hands in his
| pockets"
When 1oafer enters the eanctuu Of busy
| editor and the editor SAYS, "Glad to aee you're
| back, what does he mean?
Come. Pete" said = merchant to gentle
man OF the colored persuasion, 'what'u you put
| tha. lo>d ct wood into the cellar for2" In de
| fuas place, my uamo il Peter sir; secondly, Tee