The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-11-11

/ "Repubs." have All Sworn OF" ard cigars,
whisky and beer are below par.
Now prcpase for war-on Thanksgiving day
stock.
The contest lies between Tom IL Jerry and II.
scotch ~ g. l.. Gin.
Lots of democrat, who never had II hat before
Nov. 7th. now spo,t"H. X BIS" best. 'Rah for
samuel
"Culen's face is long enough to eat chcstnuts
out OF n churn.'
"And the coorcd troops fought nobly." Like
wise the gravel train"
But where did all the "confcds' come from?
40 .featcd, but -"
at all depend, on Florida"
But didn't New York pan outY
And on Wednesday Irarosc up and skipped out
for the rural districts wherein there were no teic-
graph Offices, where lie gathered in shckles
numerously, whereat the heather ragged furious
Ily.
| Bat divers others Of the fithful, not needing
| the counsel, OF wise men, but beng grleyously
deceived by "snidc" dispatches Of New York for
! ildltN W -'Jpt tlIdIIh hDh' N'lIllDuLcu VI tH'I
abundance to swell the Golfers of the "unwashed "
| Good bye, John-"Dirty Work" John, that is
/ 1t i, never safe to bet against your Uncle Sam
my.
But then John A. has feathcrcd his nest-he
don't want to 90 back to the Senate, He was
only working for the good Of the party"
"There is no denying the sorrowful fact" that
Our Uncle sammy i, boss. Query: But who will
be 6o>m,Sr
Bat isn't ii 'crriJle!
say, 'Oxe, is them - solid, too, or are they
the first payment Of the "Rebcl debt?' And how
about them tar barlsy
And there is no Disgusting the fact sad and
unwelcome though it be, that there will be mol
more "clecton' beer
The CUTTERS held their meeting at Turn Hall
on Tuesday night.
The Great Unknown has turned up-Mr. Anti.
Masonic Ticket, who ran for President. What
didn't you know that?
1t was awful dry on Tucsday--in some parts of.
town.
Old Pete" II he did not make much fuss, ran
,rtR
We hope the bcnefcent Peter will take care of
those "sovcrcigns" who voted for hint would
swamp the State Asylum's fund.
When some one told an "iuteigcnt voter on
Tuesday he could not vote unless he believed in
God, he said Immediately and emphatically,
"All right-let me out-never 20 back on my
party" He afterwards voted, however, for Peter
Cooper.
Peter Cooper put on double magnifying glas-
SEES when he read the returns from Ottawa but
the result proved to be only "ly speck"
And now perhaps, the good old Jackson Ken.
lucky Bourbon will moisten the throat Of yeI
honest democrat again.
I'VE have met the enemy and we are theirs
TOrhpHle NtiCS.
The head and tail of the ticket gone, aud but
little hope for the middle Coopsr organ.
What furious amount of bad whisky blew oil
on Thursday night.
VIII this suspense ever let upy
On Friday Fleming held dispatch, and called
up Mr.. Bull, and he called Lewis, and he called.
Mayo, and he called Cullen, and there was n gen
cral repub. gathering. They read the dispatch:
Republicans carried Florida cheers. Hampton
carried $. Carolina by 400 and Tidens maj Jrlty
will not fail more thaa 400 below that" We
thought they had been standing on kcg Of
dynamite.
We pity Lovcjoy more than any one We know
Of.
And now It taurus out that Peter Cooper car.
rcd Florida and we're all elected.
1t 5 all settled, Sam Dreifuss, last night, re-
ccived dispatch from Tildcn himself announc-
Ing that Iilton aud Hayes were elected.
OF course it Is understood that we are not
betting on general results!