The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1876-06-15
People and Things.

ROGS are fresh wafer chickens IN
Paris.
TENNESSEE has forty cotton mills, en-
ploying 56, 358 spindles, and consuming
Ia, 443 bales of cotton.
AN English reporter lately recovered
$1,000 damages from man who called
him public nuisance.
A BUzz-sAw item Henry Stonaker, of
Palestine, Texas. In his life he was
lovely and in his death he was divided.
THK British and Foreign Bible So
ciety issued 1852, 1856 copies of Bibles,
Testaments. and portions of Scripture
last year.
LA CROSSE San: Always pick out
bald-headed barber to shave you, be-
cause he can't consistently ask you to
buy any hair-renewer.
In the second week of March there
were 86,808 paupers in London, of
whom 36, 915 we're in warehouses;, and
40, 1913 received outdoor relief.
AT Montreal this week man named
John Radford was sent to Jail for eight
days at hard labor. He has no arms,
and his offense was assault and battery.
ACCORDING to the decision of an Eng
ish Judge, a woman can keep her we'd
ding ring and wear it when she pleases,
but she cannot give it away without her
husbands consent.
SIXTEEN hundred young women In
Cleveland are pledged not to associate
with men of tipping habits. Other
cities have large numbers of women who
have made the same VOW.
HAYWARD GRANT, a Georgia negro,
found guilty of arson, was last week SEN
fenced to be hanged on the 14th of July.
When sentenced, he impudently asked,
Why not hang me now?"
The daughter of q Bengalee clergy
man has been appointed inspector of the
female schools n Calcutta, which is the
kind by the Bengal Government.
ALL the men on the school committee
of Watertown, Mass, resigned because
woman was elected a member, and
their action has been rebuked by the
election of two women on the new COM
mittee.
The tusk of a mastodon, seven feet
long and eight inches in diameter, has
been unearthed in Yolo county, Cal. 1t
is of pure ivory, in excellent preserva-
ton, and curved almost in the shape of a
crescent.
INTELLIGENT Housemaid - "Oh,
please, miss, there was a young gentle
man called when you was out. He didn't
leave no card, miss, but can show you
who he is, cause there's three of his
photographs in your album"
So MUCH delight was felt by the ladies
of Nevada City over the completion of
the railroad from that town to Colfax,
that they dubbed together and furnished
the passenger car with an elegant car
pet, mats, curtains and spittoons.
In England a railroad is not permitted
to cross thoroughfare on a level, except
by a special permit by Parliament, and
then gatekeeper must be always on
duty. Generally it is cheaper to build
a bridge than to pay steady wages.
ct SPECS, my behaved hearers"
said colored parson, g specs tod y to
take broad field in my 'scourse. 1t
takes me a good vile to git away from the
dock, but when I once strikes de deep
water, den look out FUR de big hsh.
SAYS the st. Louis Republican The
strawberry festival raises money in a
good cause. The strawberry festival is
a wholesale mandatory of nightmare
and dyspepsia. The strawberry festival
bankrupts young men working Oh $15 q
week.
MYSELF AND OTHERS.
What are another's faults to me.
I've not vulture's bill,
To pluck at every flaw see,
And make it wider still.
It is enough for me to know,
I've follies of my own,
And on my heart the care bestOw,
And let my friends alone.
A BEAUTIFUL female lobbyist says
that one tear, if it can be so shed as to
reflect the light of bright-setting sun,
will have more power over the average
Congressman than all the arguments that
can be compressed into two hours con-
versation.
A BANKRUPT astonished the Judge and