Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1876-10-13
Indignantly demanded. "Go on! 20 onl
down withlhe inhddler s'e

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wAREAs, The appearance NV slch q man on
the stump ls calkelated TO outrage the feelins
! nv the Corners, and tare up the bulwork NV
\ society; therefore, be II raf dsIra'a 20
a. Resolved That tho cleckshun NV Tilden and
| Hendrix Isl necessity, and that, after this cx-
hbition NV infdelity on the part nv Ingersoll,
every Republican wich don't tmmeiitly line
us and cast his ballot for Tilden and reform
is unworthyuv salvashenl y iiatN %
Afore we took vote on the resoloo.
shuns, we adjourned to take drink, and
while a takin Nv it, Joe Bigler and Pol
lock camein. shuddered when saw
them, for in all the twelve yeers them
carpit-baggers hev bin here never saw
them without antissipatin trubble, and ]
wuz never yit disappintid. n
When we come to order agin, Josef
I askt permisshun to make few remarks.
He sympathized with the meetin hartily.
He knowd Ingersoll, and knowd hlm TO
| be an middle and unbeleever. FeeIin
that he must add his unworthy testimony
agin sich man and sich doctrines, he
woodruff eff the meetin wantid to heer
him they must git away from the bar.
1t took me some time to git EN- away,
for q louisville drummer for hkker
house happened to come in for a drink
and the entire meetin he'd gathered around
him expectin to be askt TO take suthin.
1t wuz bitter thing for me to stay away
with sich an opportoonity afore me, but
Dooty first" is my motto and stuck it
out. .F ....f... .t...H.,..
The Louisville man havin treeted the
crowd twice, and there bein no show that
he wood do it agin, they reassembled.
I JOanf thpn rornorkf that h;ysY,
with the objicks NV the meetin, he had
prepared some resolooshens hisself, wich
he shood offer, with the remark that ef
he wuz interrupted he wood to-wunst lick
the interrupter out Nv Eis boots in less
than minute. -Hs4f
WAREAs, The Republican party is lissenin
jist now, to Bob Ingersoll, NV Illinoy, infid-
die, wich denies the trooths NV revelashen
Resolved, That Bob Ingersoll, in denyin the
divinity NV our Saviour, inflix mortal stab
at the Dimocratic party, to wich a savior is,
especially, a necessity.
Resolved, That Bob Ingersoll, in denyin'
the devintv NV our Saviour, hurts our feelns
eZ Dimocrats, ez 1t wuz for us, mostly, that
He came into the world and died.
ReSotUed, That when Bob Ingersoll denies
the trooth NV one part NV the holy Skripters
he denies 1t all, and that when he shakes our
faith in the savin NV the theef upon the
cross he destroyes the only hope the averidge
Dimocrat hezin blessed immortality beyond
the grave. 'srDt
Resolved, That when Bob Ingersol denies
the necessity NV place NV fueher punish
mcnt wich shel be eterneL it shows that he
hez never lived in the Corners, and is there
fore igncrent NV wat the requirements uythe
sitooashcn Is. TrH f.zH at ri.
Resolved, That Bob Ingersoll ought to be
Immediately suppressed. ...Er
The resolooshens, Bigler's and all, wuz
passed, and we wuz agoin on. with other
biznis when, the Louisville man happenin
to come in agin, the meetin all rushed to
the bar so ez to be in time, eff he shood
invite the crowd to another drink. The
fool treetin twice or three times, it wuz
with difficulty got EN- back to buzinis.
he'd another resolooshen wich | he'd
given Deekin Pogram to present, but the
old saint wuz too much overcome by SO
much gratooitus likker, and he sunk
PROSTATE on the floor, afore he Good read
word Nv EN-. Then, jist as Captain
MPeltcr wuz about maxim some remarks
agin the alarminincreese NV intidelity in
conscience NV toleratin SIGN men ez In
gersoH, the louisville man assaulted him
for pickin his pokit Wv his Handkerchief
while ct the bar, and, the brooser that
Morrisey he'd sent me jinin the skrim-
mage without KNOWN where or wich to
strike, the meetin ended in skrimmage
that wreckt Bascom's place. managed
in the row to git the Louisville mans hat
and coat, wich he he'd injoodishusly
thrown of, for my share q shell stump
for Tilden and reform in that coat, and
got ont To mt EN- AWAY in q safe D1aoa
When l returned the entire meetin wuz
snorin soundly on the floor, for they he'd
got at a barl Nv Bascom's, and it he'd
finished EN-.
writ out the resolooshens denouncin
lngersolls infdelity on Deekin Pograms
back, for every table wuz bustid, and sent
EN- to louisville to be published, and
went home. Itwon't do for the Ablish.
nists to put any infddles on us. 4
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,. Reformer.