, 1876-11-05

To get up handkerchief filtration: Rule first.
"Get TWO handkerchicfs andtwo fools" Want
the other fire rulcsa
A china set may contain seventy pieces or only
forty just according to the sort OF hired girl you
have around the house.
Socrates says that " The hottest love has the
coolest cnd-'' Xanthippe had probably made
the old man sit out on the doorstep all night.
:-Ko,1kers Gazette.
Buttons on the feminine dress are smaller this
winter. The old ones, worn year or two ago,
make good quoits- though some of them are
too heavy to pitch over ten yards.
"What is Heavens best gift to man?, asked
a aycung lady on Sunday night, smiling sweetly;
on a pleasant-looking clerk. =" horse, /" re-
piled tho young man, with great prudence. :
Somebody remarks that young ladies look
upon . boy rs nuisance until he is past. the
agc Of IL, when he generally doubles MP In
value each year, until, Ikea meerschaum pipe,
he is priceless.
;. DON'T crowd fashionably- dressed young lady
with big litter on: 1t makes her look like
she was crawliu$ out from under the coyer OF
an old-fashioned country ad-Wagon.-Loltis- :
,piile Courie7,Journdl-
Irate Young Lady 31r. Cox, declare your.
machines are the worst ever saw! there's not
even lookinS-gglass!'': Proprietor OF Bathing
Macllnes-." WHY, Miss, il there ,cas looking.
glasses, we shouldn't. yet; you ladies out Of
them 'efe maehines for how&rs' and howcrs!' u
Pinch.
Rue Breda: Cora Pearl" Annette, I shall
tinctton. @ '@ sAnnettela All!''. {. F.-:Youmust
so ID the tisll;.market and buy the fish" A
''Yes, miss - s} But don't by 5,{ it Gf my
;. ~ 1to
ia friend as to what doctor be should cnll In.
t'Shall I try honeop2th or .an allopath ~
s'My hear fellow, it is six Of one and half
dozen Of tho other The allopath kills his pa-
.tients; the homeopath lets his die::''' ''Then I
suffer less.''-Iaris panr.:
A Boston sculptor has just completed statue
entitled +' Enthusiasm-": No one around here
l,ns seen it yet, but us It is said to- be Of the
highest type, it is generally presumed .that.it
Represents IN ablc-bodcd female trading off her
husbands Sunday pantaloons: for china dog
i1 BazGetin. ill., ~ ~ ~
She didn't cure for his wearing bunch OF
Jasmine, in his button-holc, but, when She dis
covered It was pinlcd 70 the. lappcl Of his coat
with 1adles' scarf-pin, this unreasonable
woman took off his tftec-and- inch turn
down collar. .crayatund all, in exactly four sec
head.-Yeae 0rlapis BuAetin:
Thev wcro in town tbc other ovon;no ooior-
;nor c,c1, others society and eyc1nnoinS ends II
t11;,,, 1c;tf eoc, ntIer Io1,sha sSSre1 a., !,
t7it:vo,,r er,Ini yonrn;s sweeter'n mine !; sniii
ne: md Is she told him whcrc she 1nai1e her
niirchaSe. >le eyclairncd. Hy inks thatfs
where / rot mine. too: bnt.n he added in
a lovers. passionate tone, tits cause you've
chewed it's,shat mikes 1t so good.'-CaOade.
{N ~ Home.
After be had gone in the morning she found
ncd ont Of Ills norict - Il rea1. ~e ~'0p
! ronnd. - hest scma c, m
ronnJ ~ - ~ = h,,nd "
poeket ] n pfsto1: ST = ota1d nnnuv ..:.. a.
And tho poor woman, won't ;nt, fvstar;cs thins-
ina htr ,pr1; ,,shar, had t-on M -,
a., ~, NJ a.au
nnftiou ~ ~ 10y " an ~
ie".., Is,,,s,;n uAHe 1'o "oin ~ "
N Not a ] thousand miles from Richmond wife
1esegol Maag!1 lln g!11, "no WAS gro"n Tue oylnS
WIN Moiau ~ su @ lne souns MoIla4 III. ~ nEr :aua
satu WI ~ Soo!! .ease you my ilttle ch1dren