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pALLAs, September 25, 1876.

| have application for the following
loans 81, 500, S., Geo 81 500, $40, 600, Sl5,
coo, 500, 900 and $2j, 900, for three years
ON real estate which would sell for three
times the amount loaned, interest one
per cent per month, payable quarterly
For particulars call upon or write to
f. +. GUEDRY, Broker,
sep26dlw 1861 Lamar street, Dallas, Texas.
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what ine Druggists say.

We, the underslgned Drugglsts Of Dallas,
Texas, having been selling DIR. Coeman't
Concentrated White sulphur Springs Water
for the past year or more, and having ample
opportunity OF learning OF ltS eject upon The
tlngly pronounce II one of the best remedies
upon the market. And for the diseases
mentioned In DR.. Coleman's circular, and es.
peoially chronic constipation, sick and ner-
vous headaches, and as common purgative
we have never sold any preparation thai
gives such universal satisfaction.
Knowing It's pleasant and uniailing effects
together with It's perfect safety under all cir
cumstances, we most cheelfully recommend
it's use to the suffering everywhere.
COMMON Il WALKER,
GALLAWAY Il GALE,
HO 'KlNS 4 HOWELL,
WILLIAMS 4 TOLLIVER.
HOlT n COFFIN.
DALLAS, Texas, July !, 1876.
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Attention. Dallas Fire Department.

Officers and members of Hook and
Ladder Co. No |, Hook and Ladder Co,
No. ., Engine Co. No. and Engine Co,
No. ., are requested to meet at Fields
theatre on Monday, October I'd, at s p.
m. Election of department officers for
the ensuing year By order of
Nj. ULLMANN, President.
p, W, LISsKlE, Secretary. sept26d6t
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The National Hotel for Rent.

A rare chance to make fortune is
offered to any one wishing to open a
tirst.class hotel in our city. The new,
elegantly fitted-up National hotel, opro'
site the Texas and Pacific Elevator, is
for rent. There are twenty-six large
rooms all lighted with gas The water
is of the best, and altogether the tacili-
ties for doing good hotel business are
scarcely surpassed in the city. Address
G. u. wELLBoRN, or
sept6dlm HURT SMITH,
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We, the undersigned citizens of Dallas
having used nr. COlcInans ConCen trated
White sulphur Springs Water for one OF
more of the following discusses, viz; Chronic
Constipation, Sick and Nervous Headaches
Neuralgia or Nervous Debility, and In every
instance have received speedy relief, and In
cases OF Chronic Constipation, n permanent
cure. An "A common purgative In all dlsea-
Ces, we have never used Il medicine no uu.
falling In its effect and at the same time so
pleasant In It's action, being entirely free
from any nausea, gripping, or even unpleas.
antness. We find by using II regularly that
we can reduce the dose gradually until one.
half oil the usual quantity will be AZ effective
ns the full dose.
knowing the merits OF this valuable pre-
paratien, we can recommend u In an I'M
qualified manner, 10 the suffering every.
where. W. A,ROBINSON,
q. X MERlW ETHER,
PIT CLARK,
WI DUFFEY,
B NJ FLOOD,
Il V.NAUGHN,
SD. BROWN,
ALFRED KENT,
A. MARSHALL,
Il. b. lIAZER,
W. q, StCKbES,
II. TlllERMAN,
tyl6-dwHm AND MANY OTHERS
COMMON q WALKER,
Wholesale Agents, Dallas, Texas,
To whom orders should he addressed.
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Notice to My Ola Patrons.

| have a large number Of old nc
counts for subscription to The DALLAS
HERALD prior to June |, 1875, scattered
all over Northern Texas They are
small-ranging from 81 up to $lO-and
hence, | can not call directly on the
parties All such, knowing themselves
indebted to me as above, will confer a
favor by calling on me and settling
these small balances as am greatly in
needlof the money
sept9d&wtd J. ". swINDELLs,
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pur,bcr Reduction.

Being enabled at present to purchase
goods in my line at q reduction OF ~
per cent, | deem it due my patrons 70
give them the benefit thereof, ana
Shall, therefore, from this date, sell AT
REDUCTION OF 20 PER CENT.
On former prices. am now receiving
the largest stock and most complete as
sortmont of goods in my line ever
brought to Dallas. Orders by telegraph
promptly attended to. Orders hileo
for any cemetery in the city,
A. w. MORTON
Undertaken, SO Cochran street, Dallas
Texas. V---"
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Bids for Fair Ground Privileges

Sealed bids will be received up to
Saturday evening at 3 o'clock, TO be
awarded on Monday, - o'clock, for the
three rooms under the Grand Stand for
the week of the Fair. Privilege granted
for three weeks, being one before and
after the Fair. For particulars apply to
Superintendent BOrldey or to the See
rotary. CnAS, BASEERylu,
sept2S.St Secretary.
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A card !:

Having, at the request of my friends
concluded to make II J home at Dallas
| offer my services rs teacher Of piano
and organ music. Intending pupils
can obtain terms, etc, by calling on Of
addressing Gearge A. OFT, 5O6 Com
merce street. augSl-dlm
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PREFERRED SPECIALS.
Notice 10 Ocempatiou TnxnaXers.

All persons engaged in an occupation
upon which tax is charged under the
city ordinances are hereby notified that
the present quarter expires September
Both Saturday next, and by renewing
their license on the LIST of October will
save themselves trouble and expense
IN. OGDEN,
sept29d3t Assessor and Collector.
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For Exchange,

A beautiful and highly improved In
diana farm, with dwelling, barn, out
houses, orchards, etc. will be exchanged
for Dallas city property or Texas lands
Address Editor Herald,
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Notice.

Dispositions and acknowledgment to
any instrument of writing taken by
w. A. Harwood, clerk OF the District
Court of Dallas county.--Ad.
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The regular annual meeting of the
stockholders Of the Dallas Bridge Co.
will take place at the Office of the com.
pany Banking house of CASTOR 4
Thomas) in the city of Dallas, on Mon
day, October 9, 1876, at O'Clock p. m
w. IL. CASTOR, Secy,
sept23did Dallas Bridge Co.
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The instantaneous and infallible
remedy for Neuralgia-at Hoskins Il
HowelPs drug store, Dollas.-Ad.
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Causes the Body to Gninin Solid Flosb
W. n. LlTE,
W. Y. LlTE, J.P, MURPHY.
REAL ESTATE AGENTS
FOR GAT,n.

Improved and unimproveh property in
every quarter of the city; also farms and
farming lands IN Dallas aud other counties
OF Texas.
For rcut-Dwellngs and business houses in
the city of Dallas. Special attention paid to
abstiacting ana pcrfecting titles and estab-
fishing land claims; also, TO the collecting OF
rents, notes and accounts, by
W. Il, LITE & CO.,
Rnnl ERfnLn rnnIA. M lNl nnInnr AlrNnI
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speed, SAFETY and Comfort.
?g!nsa !.Ias. sI,,,Ilg lly.

Leave Dallas NJ Z y. IN. daily (sundays OK
coptedl running through TO ~, Louis With
out change,
Sections and berths in through sleeping
ears can be secured AT any time during the
dey on application nj Ticket office, corner OF
Lamar and Pacific Avenue,
Passengers are requested TO obtain reliable
Information OF the superior advantages OF
this Great through Line before selecting
their route, thus enabling thea. To purchase
tickets 10y thoroughfare preferred over all
others. ."H Nti
Amy information In regard to rates OF
Freight or Passage Will be cheeriully urn.
ished, and claims for overcharge, losa or
damage, etc, will meet prompt attention II
addressed to
II. ". THOMPSON, Jr.,
General Freight and Passenger Agent,
Marshall, Texas.
GEO. NOBLE, General Superintendent
Marshall, Texas
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W. Il, III N " W
Real Estate Agents, No. 100 Damar str,
NATIONAL LINE OF STEAMERS.

Consisting of twelve line large steamships.
one OF the hest and certainly the cheapest
line plying between New York. Great Brit
tain and Europe, Stcerage and cabin, with
railroad tickets, either way, from and to
Dallas, or round trip tictels, good for one
year, for sale by the undersigned. For par
ms, callat our Office No. 100 Lamar 1T.
ian26-dt W, H. LYTE 4 CO., Agents,
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CONNECrIONta.

CONN ECTIONe,
As TENABkANA, with all trains on 1t.
Louis Il Iron Mountain Il. Il. for all points
North, East and Southeast.
At LOSGNlEW JUNCTION and MIN
NICOLA, with trains ON the International
Il, Il. for Tyler, Palestine, Houston, Calves
ton and san Antonio.
Al DALLAS, with trains North and South
on Houston aud Texas Central Il. Il. fol
sherman, Paris, Bonham, Mckinney, Cor
slcana, Bremond, Waco, Houston and Aus
tin.
AT SHREVEPORT, with q regular line OF
drsi-cldSS steamers for New Orleans.
This line, being fully equipped with all
modern improvements, such an Wrestling.
house Air Brakes and Miller Truss Platforms
and Coupler, is unsurpassed for
Speed, Safety and Comfort.
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CITY BUSINESS.

Hot ana Cola Baths at wilson's, No
tit Eim street al 20 cents. dec 6dly
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FOR Horman and French, s. per month.
ovitnol hours RON Z To p O'Clock every
evening except Fridays and sundays.
Payments strictly In advance.
REV, A, SullLER,
sept2a.dti' .oCt.l prtucipnl
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Puilman's Palace Drawing
Room and Sleeping CRTs
anu I WhUb VUNCIdI
Trains Leave

pVv an
..'........ .,ht WIN y. nj
at $40 AN
And ArriyO ms follows AZ
penlbon. s..ll'9o r.
p.
At. Louis next day at........... 8:25 p.
Fort Hcottn.,.next day at........... 3.4S A. NJ
Kansas City ....next day nt,.........,.. $40 A, M
Sedalia ........a. next day at....,..... 300 A
Hannibal.....next day at..o..,.... $3.50 p. M
Chicago. .......second day at......,.. 7'is A.
Indianapolis. econd day at.-....... $40 A. N
Cincinnatl...... second day at...,... go 7.45A. n
Louisville cond day 1880 A. N
Buffalo.......,. second day at........ 9:l6 p. M
Albany day at, 7.4b A.
New York ird day at...... ..l0:25 A, N
Philadelphia. ..third day at........... 1885 A. M
ird day at........... 1886 A. N
Washington sec. third day at..........- 002 A. NJ
Boston...,......-ihird day at.-....,... 9:05 y. NJ
Pittsburg...,. day at.,....... 8:55 p. N
Trains arrive and depart from Dsllas as
follows; et
Accommodation Through Expross
Leaves nth ll;20 A. NJ Leaves nth. 7;45 A. N
Leaves s'th 8;oO p. NJ Leaves s'th 6;26. p. n
J.wALBO, J.DURAND,
Gen1 Ticket Agt. Gen'l Supt.
New York City Freight and Ticket ONCE
r. L. MANCHESTER, Agent.
Visitors TO above cities will ind these Of
flces pleasant place OF resort their leisure
hours, where the latest Texas papers will be
found.
80 J. DURAND, 0enI' supt
J. WALDO. GEM Ticket AGENT 49,
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EDUCATIONAL
REV. A. SUHLER'S
German and French Evening
SCE1o OIL.


commences October "a, 1875, nj the hoauti.
lulschool room In the Temple Emanuel.
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Wholesale Agents, Dallas, Texas,
To whom orders shouh he addressed.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31
MnE FARMERS DAUGHTER.
eBr AWE L. JACK.
a IL -


She lives within q quiet home, 7
No model OF the graces,
Unknown to cultures higher walks,
Or fashions giddy places;
A thoughtful girl, 50 sweet. so wise
With earnest face and losing eyes
~ The farmers gentle daughter.
From morn till eve the little maid
Is busy at her labor
She sweeps and dusts the old farm house
And helps poorer neighbor;
No gossip will she listen to
"a merit rare. 1 own to you)
So lres the farmers daughter.
On baking days her tiny hands
Are busy ut the making;
No bread more light and sweet than hers,
Was never made by baking.
She chnrifs the butter golden, sweet,
And keeps the dairy white and neat
The farmers useful daughter.
Her garden is IN Ellen fair.
A bloom with pinks and roses
She knows the name of every flower,
And makes some gorgeous posies-
Grows peas. and radishes, and cress,
And corn. & squash. and herbs to pre- SIS
The farmers happy daughter.
Long may she bravely smile on US
Our darling household fairy.
The queen of garden, honse and lot.
And princess of the dairy
To teach us by her pleasant way
10 love the things OF every day
God bless the farmers daughter.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31
DIR. w AIDES
oliver Corrector''
And euro for Dyspepsia.
Fee fons .ascoh olsc s issss-
Insss.
xUns.

Among the many discoveries OF vaiuALis r.
NEEDLES fac Dyspepsia, sone ssaed higher than
WAGES Liver Correcior.,' - -
READ THE FOLLOWING TESTIMONIALS
BrnsA P. o.. Granville Co., N. u, I
March 10, 1875.
Ds. wsps. Dear Sir; Have been afflicted with
Liver Disease az years, which At iinss n
mouesed To dsranKemeot When Ia Baltimore,
last November. procured one bottle OF Liver
Cor ec,or: nov consider myself we'll. roars.
respectfully - f.N yniia
~ ISAAC N. DAY. Of DAY 4 Meadows.
veisity. Nd, uow Resident Physician, White
SULPHUR Springs. Gays:
abr. wsds's Liver Correcsor and Dyspepsia
Cure Is one ct the very best remedies for nyspsp-
STA have ever used.
bR: Josrs prominent physician Ia virsiuia,
who has prescribed IL for two yssrs. says -
81 c,n 6nd no better remedy Cor Dyspe,sia or
Liver Complaint than w'sde's Liver Uorvector.' -
Cot Coops, . prominent and well. kuowu
gentleman In the same county, Va, says:
81 keep IL regulsrly ia my family aud would
not be without ia" uf fft tf 4 Nfle
Euplin, CO., N. C.. saas: WAGES Liver Cor
rector has done me more good, aud given me
more relief In Dyspepsia, than any medicine I
ever took. Ac... &c -
Paor NoEL. Of ollege of Physicians and Sur
eeons OF baltimore, aud distinguished prscii
own family aud says .It is the best remedy
for Dyspepsia with Torpid Liver and Coustipa-
tou Of Bowels ever kaew.''
OAK iliLL. N. c., Sept. 3, 1915
DR.. ID. WADE. Dear Sit. III have recommend
ed DIR. Wade's "Liver Corrector'' in NV prac-
lice and have fund il very excellent remedy
In forpidity ct the Liver, and have known Il to
give relief when other remedies had tailed.
WM. THORP. M. ID.
BALriMoRR "SuS" says: cdr. Wade's Liver
Correetor is prescribed by hes, phi, siciaus,
Tor Dyspepsia and Liver Diseases, and We advise
any OF onr friends suffering with such, to pivs
o trial"
DIR. Walker, celebrated physician o. W Va,
pronouoces "wnde's Liver Corrector,' the best
remedy exiaut for Dyspepsia in all its forms.
ID. WADE & CO., Sole Propr;etors,
Wholesale Druggists.
290 w. Baltimore Street,
BALTIMORE.
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4 GENTS WANTED Medals and Diuroms.
~ Awarded Tor HOLMANS NEW
picfOpiCfI BjEyeS.

500 Illustrations Address 70. new circulars
A. ). HOLMAN Co, 900 Arch Street, PhiA.
Tea years ago Messrs Geo. r. Bowell Co..
established their advertising agency in New
ok Cily. Five years nRO they absorbed The
business conducted w hr. John Hooper, who
was + 81 to 90 into this kind Of enterprise Now
they have The satisfaction % controlling the
most extensive and complete advertising connec-
ton which has ever been secured and one which
would be hardly possible Ia any other country
but this. They have succeeded in working
down complex business into so thoroughly a
systematic method that no change 10 the news
paper system of America can escape notice,
while Tie wi lest information upon All topics iu.
teresting 20 advert ers Is placed readily al the
disposal Of tho public
NEW YORK TIMES, June II, 1875.
March 3, 1876
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31
It ~ II - IL II,
at MS MACHINERY DEPOT,
CLARKsBURG, w. VA.

These are eosilg oHochcd TO .Sow NVs
or any other yowcy, ami pgryaHi,d I,
grind Flour ami Neal al superior g1aI.
~ al greater rate If speed Than any o,tcr
MI, and do Il ,eithom hcating or ann
ofher dficUiy. Weight 400 liz and
orcrP'es 3 feet squire ~ Roor. 3O.jacL
Mis- are tcdrJoHtcd 10 print 2O bpshei,
per hour, and many ia gyiad fron, 30 10
60 bNsteis per boHr. PIjce, 1878.
u S.-U ,eifhR 30 days. Eor am rea.
son, NE mill shoaH not De entirely saiisfac-
tory, n UW be iokcB hack and ne nopey
refande6, amt oH railroad and steamJog,
charges pail both nays
Ftrst clo" CIRCULAR SAW MILLS
and CARDING MACHINES on hand
and male 10 order.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

For Mems & Boys ready.made Cloth
mig, in suits and otherwise, examine the
very extensive stock Of
GILKESON, PUGH & YANCE'S. .
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

0There may be. as Shakespeare
says there, is. "a tide in the Affairs Of
men, but in the affairs Of women it is
all tied-back. ,,a ssi b.,s,l ,issNss
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31
NOTICE,


HAVING sold out my Stock on the
Armstrong Corner to /. C. Pancake,
I shall Immediately take steps to collect
all moneys due me, as also all moneys
due the late firms OF Sheetz & Kuyken
dali and Kuykendall C Sleetz, which ]
am authorized to collect. All persons
knowing themselves indebted to me, or
the above named firms, must come for.
ward at once and pay the same, and
thereby save costs, as / am determined
to close everything up by. the lst of A.
pril next, when / expect to leave the
State. Further notice than this will not
be deemed necessary before proceeding
by law. E. B. SHEETZ.
Romney, Oct. /, 1875.
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r IEIsIG's LIQUID DEEE
IL EXTRACT UF l1HE II
AND TONIC INVfCOR ArI)R

AND TONIC INVfGORATOR, ?
Recommended 10y the hest physicians IN Eng
land aud America for Consumption, Debility
Loss Of Appetite. Fever Alac, Dyspepsia, In
diges ion Female AID Chi. drei mniades.
Opinion Of DR.. Il. $. Stcuart, Pres. Md.
Insane Hospital. Baltimore. Md.
can iecummeni i.big S Lignid
Extract OF Beef as tie most efficient pfeparn lion
have ever met with. IL combines the virtues
OF food ard Ionic in n remarkable way
Opinion Of Or. VIM. IL. Stokes. Physi
clan TO Mt. Hope Retreat, near Baltimore
have grpa; pleasure ia adding
my testimony 10 The virtues Of LiebG's Lqn ID
Extract OF Beef and Tonic lbvigoraior a. III,
very best preparation US, q, and therefore co, f.
dently recommend it 10 the medical profession
AMI Many Osher Testim onials.
PUT UP IN PINT BOTTLES-Sl
EACII-TAKE NO OTHER.
SOLD BY
Druggists and Dealers.
wIIoLELALE AGENTS:
French, Richards & Co, Phila.. Pa.
Thomson. Lilly SC Co.. Bait. Md.
Logan, List & Co.. Wheeling, w. va.
Oct. j. lS75.-1y.
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Vick's Floral Guide.
MetyOpOHtdn Tea Co

NN rccount Of The hard times VIC are deter
I mined to sell Teas Of any kind, cheaper
Than ant hpuse in the world.
Black TEA, from % cents To - on per 10.
YOUNG TYSON " +" % to s; 90 - 90
MPERIAL 6GuNPOwDER,6 80 10 81 90 F" ."
We will send pound or half pound pack
age 10 you % mail
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31
FOR a SAMPLE.

on receipt Of The price. Please state the Kind Of
Tea you want. aud be very particular TO give Us
your correct address
All Letters must be addressed,
METROPOLITAN TEA CO,
30 80 Vesey Street.
New York
June 10. 1915.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

EYA small Georgian was petitioninq
for our daily bread previous to retir-
ing' when he was interrupted by his
younger brother who whispered: ASK
for cake, johnny, ask for cake"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

V Among the conditions OF sale by
an Irish auctioneer was the following (:
1.-THE highest bidder to be the purchas-
or, unless some gentleman bids more?'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

., - Julius. s'pose dare are six chick.
era in de coop. and de man sells three
Oh 'e,h. ho@ manly IL ieft2 What time
0b day waa it?'r's What, time OBJ day?
Why, what has dat,to do wild itY" ..Sar
tin, Niger, Ii it war dark, dar wouldn't
be none left-dat is. il you happened to
come along dat way - Look We here.
nigga, jist stop dem personalities il
you don't. I'll explore yer he'd wild a
pump handler" rr -
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

ID UA young lady being advised to
take exercise for her health. said she
would run the risk and jump at an offer
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

The New York papers tell about
a:..drawback on sugar. That's.noth-
ing. There has been fearful pull back
on lasses all summer.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

10 Theodore Cuylcr recently recon.
monded every body 10 lie in bed until q
cup Of coffee had been prepared. There
IS consequently, a discussion going on
as to who shall prepare the coffee.
"a a case Of female daring is related
OF an Arkansas belle who rode TO the
edge OF a precipice and defed any man
IN the party with whom she was riding
TO follow her.-Not a man accepted the
challenge, but sedatc old bachelor
stood on his head in the saddle and dar.
ed the young lady % do that.
tV' We see IL stated that J. c. TEN.
pie, Of Carthage, Missouri, will soon
start for Philadelphia with a wheelbar.
row loaded with lead ore. lie proposes
making the trip on foot and wheeling
his load the entire journey.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

70 A little fellow being told by n
young man to get OFF his knee, that he
was too heavy to hold in that way, made
quite a sensation among the persons
present By yelling back, TOO heavy.
hey? Sister Sal weighs hundred pounds
more than |. and you held her on your
knee for four hours last night"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

W"Marriage" said an unfortunate
husband "is the church-yard of love-"
And you men," replied his wife, are
the grave diggers."
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

tV'"My dear Ellen" said Mr.. East
man to young lady whose smiles he
was seeking. 81 have long wished for
this sweet opportunity, but / hardly
dare trust myself now to speak the deep
emotions of my palpitating heart; bu'
l declare to you, my dear Ellen, that i
love you most tenderly your smiles
would shed-would shed" Never mind
the wood-shed," said Ellen, "go on with
that pretty talk
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

10 It's a curious incident Of matri-
mony, says the Cincinnati Times. that if
you tell your wife to get up and build
the fire, she exhibits her dutiful obedi.
ence by forthwith proceeding to fire up.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1876-03-31

tVAvery pretty Sunday school song
is the one entitled, .'Put your armour
on, my boys" There ia. however, a
young lady in town who doesn't like to
hear it. She says it Sounds like Put
your arm around me, boys" and it al.
ways makes her feel lonesome.