The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1876-12-07

Our sportsmen are invading lndlans
now with arms.
Nothing remains for us now but re
vivals. Let EN- comel
A financial revival would suit III
better than a religious one.
More and more inflated becomes
the female hustle. Let FER initiate.
Rabbit hunting has become fariou III
around here. Send us a half dozen.
Fhe feasting was observed oil
Thanksgiving, but, alas! for prayers
Trade where you can get the best bar.
gains in Clothing, and that is at NJ.
Sturm's.
The lacerated political feelings Of
every man ought 10 begin to heal up.
but they don't.
Oyercoats at a tremendous reduced
price at the Clothing House of Ii.
Sturm.
Withdraw your election bets now
on the general result. That seems 10
be the way they are doing ii.
A splendid assortment of Hats and
Caps can be found at Sturm's, and at all
prices.
The brain of a sneaking, shccp-tiief
looking dog is about the same size of
the ordinary dog.
Mothers, clothe your boys at the pop
ular and cheap clothing house of NJ.
Sturn,.
sI-cy, ICY" cried the little man, as
he picked himself up oil Minors cor
ner the other morning.
If YOU want to see how low you can
buy anything in the Clothing or Gents
Furnishing lie, call at NJ. Sturm's.
There were but 8 applicants for GER
tifcates at the teachers examination
last Saturday.
The ~dogsJhave killed almost 500
worth of sheep for Frank Taylor dur
ing the past week. Shoot the dogs.
No difference who is counted for Pre-
sident, N. Sturm will sell his clothing
cheaper than any other house in Eaton
The high tempers of both republic
can aud democratic parties have had
10 sustain very severe strains since the
election.
Mr.. P.v. Gardner is on the pro-
gramme for instruction in penman-'
ship at the Teachers A Association next
Saturday.
Eey. A. j. Reynolds preached a
very interesting and instructive
Thanksgiving sermon-one that made
everybody feel thankful.
We don rsvant a Post-ofiee, first
class foreign mission or Cabinet po-
si:ion, but we do want Uncle Samuel
inauguratcd all the same
The two things most attractive to
most of the church-goers of to-day
are The close of the sermon and the
clothes of the congregation.
Hon. w. j. GILMORE had a weeks
respite from official duties which he
spent at his home in Eaton. He re-
turned again on Monday last.
The long political agony is over;
the stump speakers voice is no longer
heard in the land; and the country is
more than likely gone to the devil.
An exchange says the first step to-
ward heaveni is to pay the printer. We
wish some of our delinquent subscrib-
ers would turn their attention that
way.
We saw a mule faint and fall over
on the street the other day, in the
presence of some men who said some
thing about the check of a Returning
Board member.
This thing of making a President
costs a heap of wear and tear OF the
average American conscience. Thank
goodness it only comes around once
in four years.
The almanacs are good enough TO
tell when the sun rises and sets, but
they furnish no information rs to how
long q wood-pile ought to last In
thickly settled neighborhood.
The only way to keep your child
rem at home and out of mischief and
bad company during the winter eve
nings, is to subscribe for the DEMO
Graf and let them read it.
You may set it down for a fact thai
the man who goes along the street
holding fast to his coat collar will
both hands to prevent falling down
has been "smiIing" too often will
friends.
II has been discovered that q sun
bonnet puts a woman in danger of be
ing run oyer And now thousands o
n,others-in-law and not a few wives
will be surprised by presents of sun
bennets.
WARREN JEFFERSON continues t.
sell Groceries down at the lowest fig
ures and keeps on hand a stock tina
is first-class. His Restaurant is No
], and his oysters of the largest, fresh
est and beet quality. Call and see.