The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1876-02-09
THE BOSS sNoRER.
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| tnat were Occupied MI buiiafu u
huge, fat. good natured and very enter
tanning man. The proprietor Of the LODI
ging house was much pleased with Bull
lard, and laughed ut his jokes the first
evening Of his arrival at his place till tears
rolled down his cheeks. The men who
were 10 Le Billiards. room-maies also
thought we'll Of him-that evening. The
next morning, however, they looked sad
and red.eyed. Then they went to the
landlord and told him that he must find
some other place for Mr.. Bullard, as he
was such i terrible snoler they couldn't
stand him. The landlords rooms were
all occupied, aud he had no place for
Bullsrd hut just where he was. The com
planning dodgers left, and IN two or three
weeks twO other men We're put into the
vacant beds. BulIard made short work of
them; one night lei them out. The iand-
I lord sought MI interview with Builard
aud demonstrated with him. Bullard
sloutly asserted that lie did not snore--
| had never been known to snore. The
| landlord Ind TO give Bullard upas had
bargain, aud turned his attention To look.
| ing up l0tigers with which To till his va
/ cant beds. II found men TO take the beds,
| hut again BulIard cleared them out In u
single night Growing desperate, the
landlord again went 10 Billiard. He told
| him he mlst either leave the house or pay
| rent for aI the beds IN tie room-S45 per
month. Bullard said q bargain was 4
bargain; lie had paid SIS Cor his bed, ani
/ he intended Keeping lt until his month
was up, and lie didn't propose 10 ray for
beds lac had no use for; he didn't snore,
and the man who asserted to the contrary
was ''liar and horsethief." The land
lord felt very much depressed after this
last interview with BulIar,l. as ne saw de-
/ terniined not 10 be removed from his quar-
| tiers. A morning or two after, N Buliard's
l landlord was going down towh, he saw
standing in his door brother lodging
| house Inat.
Thank heaven hes gonep said the
/ man ~ Hnllard'- landlord came Up.
THANK heaven, I'm rid VI him al last
"Iiid Of whom I"
why, Of the big fat man you see yon-
der Saddling down the street
"What Of him. ~ r.
Enough n him. He cleared nearly
every man out of my house befnre he left.
l They wouldn't stop III tile same block
| with that snorling, Falslnfiian pOrpoise,
sirr
Hes good one, is he:'
"A good one? He'sa perfcctterror! He's
more different kinds Of suorer tl.an any
man I ever heard, aud every time he
changes his key it j. for the wurse. While
| | lad him here crowds were gathering IN
frunl Of tie house nightly wondering what
wns Tie matter Within, aud the police
came in one night thinking some one was
being murdered Ny dog RAN away, aud
All the cats left the house, SIR
And the man you pinvd out 10 me Is
/ this snorer?
.les. sir, lie Il, aud may he burst3
..;uod day, sir.' aud Billiards landlord
ha.,.,,ed down tI,s street
The next morning with the first peep Of
day. Bullard. pulling aud blowing, rushed
/ Ia tile presence 81 his landlord.
.whal are you trying TO play upon ne9
cried lie; Il never slspta wink oil night.
or ali the Internal noises | ever heard that
n,nn IL my room gnl Oft theworst. y lle
going 10 slay here p
.Slay? ofcnurre he Is Haln't he got The
bed for month p
.rnen Iraye.' And Billiard was as
good as his word.
An hour afterwards the man Who had
ousted BullarI arose and wad,lled serenely
| into she presence Of the landlord.
You've cleaned lim out, said the land.
lori. ,Yourai-,d him; hes gone for good!
aud the landlurd gleafully rubbed his
hands. Now, continued the landlord,
IN give you a good, square breakfast, ard
Il then you can go.'
Co. said the fat man. mot mitch
don't Didn't youray last evening " The
presence of Bullari and half dozen
Others that was 10 stay here monihY
.Bn. that you know was only to-
i i know nothing Of tie kind. and shall
STAY I,erel Iaml,uniani must hayesolne
place III vhicl, to rrposv9
rhe landlord is nov trying TO get some
maj, d -et up some kind Of machine ~
hls house that viii oust boss snorer, VINO
now has the Whole place to himself except
a small nam IN a corner ofthe third story,
where H. aud liz wife spent their nisli's
IN a miserable way.
Talk about the extrayagaoce ~ dre. o
~omou r cries Martha Jane. exnl'lngiy
rh,t do you sas to TSsefs SIX million
.ai,. ia Ike 10 kuOwg lie isnta wo'
man, guess