The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1876-08-10
CURRENT DoTs.

P@' ei'''isulp u the smelting husi-
ness.
Mark Twain says: .sIt is a bless
ed thing 70 live in land of plenty.
If you have plenty of land
The man who has nothing to
boast of but his illastrious ancestry
is like potato-the only good be
longing to him is under the ground.
While a man was singing, the
other day, There's good time
coming" another man arose and
said, would you kindly fix the
date?"
Corns may be removed by simply
walking away with them. To make
the cure permanent don't come
back yourself.
Let the youth who stands at a
bar with a glass OF liquor in his
hand, consider which he had better
throw away, the liquor or himself.
A philosophical woman writes to
enquire: "Why is it that Just at the
moment when young man finds
out that his girl viii have him, he
wants to back out of the engage
menty' We give up the eonundrum.
An Irish guide told DIR. James
johnson, who wished for a reason
why Echo was always in the femi
nine gender, that may be it was be-
cause she always had the last word"
A young lady became so dissatis-
fed with her lover that she dismiss
ed him. In revenge, he threatened
to publish her letters. "Very well,''
replied the lady. 81 have no reason
to be ashamed of any part of my
letters but the address"
"Represent me in my portrait,
said a gentleman to his painter,
with a book in my hand, and read
ing aloud. Paint my servant, also,
in corner where he cannot be seen,
but in such a manner that he may
hear me when l call him"
"The adulteration of liquor" said
a punning judge, who was trying Il
culprit for mixing sand with his su-
gar, "is a case of gross wrong,.but
the adulteration of tea, sugar and
such articles OF common necessity
is certainly a grocer offense."
Europe, Asia and Africa Jones
are the respective names of three
brothers in Maine. They ought to
be continent family.
Blessed is the man who knows
enough to keep his mouth shut
especially when in the vicinity of a
whisky mill.
The watermelon season is near at
hand. Water melon choly time
that'll be for folks with weak diges
tive apparatus.
Mother, widen the waist of your
little boys pants and let out the
seams in his jacket, for the melons
are going to be big this year"
Il is about time for the average
housewife to entertain firm conyic
tions of mistrust about the genuine
ness of eggs now offered in the mar
ket.
A blonde girl deserted bv her low
er, silently pines away and dies, but
) brunette lives on to make It fur
mace on earth for the man who de-
ceives her.
i Find out what your speciality is
and stick TO it like wax. Not one
man in a million can do more than
: one thing well, provided he can do
, anything well.
Short people are sometimes ridi-
culed by their more exalted breth-
ern, but one of them ably says his
legs reach the ground, which is ali
). any mans can Brownsville Dem.
There is something wonderfully
1 grand and impressive about the
' roar OF thunder, until you discover
!, it has soured the last half-pint Of
milk in the house.
j A Camden man Jagged a butcher
+ knife around for two hours, Offering
e 20 kill any one who said he wasn't
+ Moses, of Biblical fame. Every one
!, said he looked just like Moses.
r A sensible writer advises those
who would enjoy good eating 10
keep good natured, for says he, ian
, angry man cannot tell whether he Is
eating boiled cabbage or stewed um-
: brellas.'
An editor, quoting DR.. Halls adj
vice 70 ''eat regularly, not over three
: times day, and nothing between
: meals" adds, "Tramps win do well
e to cut this out and put it in their
t bank books"
New Orleans ia. Democrat The
6 Supreme Court Of this State, in
T its session at Monroe, seemed tC
n be in a stateof var with the love-
2 courts. Out of .thirty-nine cases
: appealed, twenty-nine were eithel
\ reversed, amended or remanded
:. One district judge had eleven o
e fourteen Of his decisions reversed.
An Alabama man writes rs fol
IS lows concerning s chicken eholeri
?. remedy: ~Last year I lost upvart
of one hundred chickens. / triet
: every remedy could hear Of, with
IS out success. This year ! have Civ
!; en- my chickens a feed or tvo everJ
4 week Of onion tops boiled and mix