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Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
For the Telegraph.
ABANDONED.


ask not your friendship, since love is denied,
But drearily drirt with the fast ebbing tide,
Out from the scenes of my wearisome strife,
Into the wilds of the ocean of life.
The wind may blow chill as onward 1 float,
Rocked by the waves in nay frail little boat,
But outward I'm bound DER the wide world to
roam,
Alone in loneliness so dreary slone.
We might have been. happy had fate but deereed
Our hands 10 unite, for our hearts had no need
That fate should bestow a single bright treasure,
Or give to our souls another sweet pleasure.
But eoldness came over our day dream so brleht'
And clouds settled down like phantoms of night,
And lives so uni ted have drifted apart,
Leaving ashes all cold INSTEAD Of heart
Yet for a sweet token of w at might have been,
I read in your features no signs Of the pain
That thrills through my heart in waves OF despair
When gazing on 80 false and so fairi
But could YOU one moment recall the bright hours
When you were all mine and was ali you're,
The gloom of my mind no mystery would be,
Nor why sh, Md wish from your presence to fee
Sc I wander along without co mpass or char,
Rejoicing to find am floating apar:
From tie clamuring crew, who with music and
song,
Chase phantoms of pleasure as they jostle along
But ever as memory rec Ills the past bliss,
Contrasting its pleasures to moments ike this,
Ny mind reels with anguish to painful 10 tell.
s1her the torments OF the angel who fell.
But suffer me not to cloud your bright sky
With my wasted life mol sooner I'D fly
To the wilds Of tn ocean, and in its green breast
My weary worn wanderings would ind a sweet
rest.
But call me not friend, companion or brother,
For the place I would be belongs to another,
And wonld be all or nothing to thee,
As you must be ever a talisman to me.
ENDYMIoN.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
ReminIscence Of pIekens.


Miss Kate Field, in lecture not
long since, at Newcastle, England,
related this little anecdote of Charles
Dickens 1T was worth while re-
ceiving compliment from Dickens !;
it was turned with such art. l know
of one note in America so felicitous
in expression as to deserve publicity.
1t was addressed to a New York
girl, who had been constant attend
ant at his readings. Going up the
steps of Steinway Hall, on the oeca-
sion of Dickens reading on New
Years eve, this young lady was met
by friend, who stopped her, say
ing "Pve a message for you from
the chief" Dickens was always
called "the chief" by his intimate
friends. "I asked him if he saw
you in the audience. Saw her p re-
piled Dickens 'yes, God bless her
She's the best audience ever had p"
"And I've a message for Mr.. Dick
ems" retorted the delighted girl.
Whereupon she drew forth basket
of violets that graced Dickens desk
during the reading, and elicited the
following response =" l entreat you
to accept my most heartfelt thanks
Tor your charming New Years pres
ent. If you could know what plea
sure it yielded me, you would be re-
paid even for your delicate and sym
pathetic kindness. But, | must con-
fess, that nothing in the pretty
basket of flowers was quite so inter
esting to me as a certain bright, fresh
= face ] had seen at my readings,
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

IMPROVEMENT IN ANETHETICs.-
DR.. Richardson describes, in the
London Lancet, two interesting sur
gical cases, involving the success
full employment of an an@sthetic
which prevents pain without destroy
ing consciousness, thus supplying a
most important desideratum in medi-
cal practice. The cases in question
were two operations performed by
DR.. r. for the removal of caneerous
tumors of the breast, both patients
being ladies'. A spray of common
ether was directed upon the tumor
until it was thoroughly chilled. A
lighter fluid, a compound of ether
with hydride of amyl, specific gravi-
ty 0. 100 degrees, was then applied
until the whole of the breast was
frozen like a SNOWFALL. Instead of
with a sealpel, the incislons and re-
moval were effected by means of
small, strong, sharp, and curved
scissors-the use of this latter instru-
ment being considered essential to
the proper management of the case.
DR.. Richardson states that the op-
erations were successful and the
healing speedy, without discharge or
trouble of any kind.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
Whole Number 1864.

Talking this way the business
man fred the young mans heart.
He felt encouraged. Other men had
made fortunes from small beginnings,
and grit would win over adversity.
He rushed around for two or three
days more, and then bought twenty
boxes of bluing and started to ped
die them out from house to house.
His experience as related by himself
was as follows:
First house-"No, sir, we don't
want any bluing we don't wear
blue clothes here"
Second house-"Bluing No, sir /?
It's a good thing for you my hus-
band isn't at home You look Just
like the man who stole our dog"
Third house-The door struck his
toes, and he was landed on the ground
with such force that his spine was
Jared two inches out of line
Fourth house-"Blulng l be-
lieve you belong to a gang of burg
lars, and are skulking around to
steal door-keys! Git out, sir !"
Fifth house-"Ten cents a box
You are an extortioner, sir, and if
you don't get out of this yard I'll
have my sons help you out 1 want
you to understand that l haven't
kept house twenty-eight years and
don't know that the blHest kind O.
bluing is sold for six cents box
and bar of soap thrown in l''
Sixth house-Woman pressed her
nose against a front window until it
was as fiat as shingle and squeak
ed out "Here's another'o them
agents-call the dog p'
That young man has stopped work.
No business man can fire his heart
again.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
DouUie rec n
An Honest Living.

Two or three daye ago a young
Detroiter was complaining to an old
business man that he had nothing to
do, no show of employment, and
soundly berated the hard times.
sGf l were young man l wouldn't
be idle a day" replied the business
man. $50 to work at anything
take anything that offers-keep busy,
even if you don't make enough TO re,
place your boot leather.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
Aversion TO PersplrIng saxODs.
From the New York Worlds Review of julia
Hawthorne's Saxon Studies

Aversion 10 RerSpAr1n& SSXOnSs
From the New York Worlds Review of Julian
Hawthorne's Saxon Studies.
With Mr. Hawthorne Saxon never
drinks beer he swills it. A Saxon's
face is blotchy and repulsive, and if,
as the saying goes, Saxon's outside
is his best side, why, heaven defend
us from view of the interior There
are beautiful women in Saxony, but
they are Russians or Poles or Amer
leans. No Saxon woman is pretty
except, yes, the beergirl, Ida, who
brought beer to Mr.. Hawthorne in
the Schloss strassee ; she is pretty in
her Saxon way-has a figure consist
ing of a number of amiable and
rounded protuberances and a fresh,
rosy face: but, withal, a limited
brain-pan. Gretchen is a myth. Mr..
Hawthorne looked for her in vain.
Once he fancled he saw her drawing
water at a pump, but he feared to
steal a second look lest he should
discover that she had thick ankles
and stubby thumbs, and preferred
to fly instantly from the spot, and
SO preserve the vision from violation.
A Saxon cannot even Perspire SO de-
Gently as human creature ef an
other nationality. Mr.. Hawthorne
is at ball, the guest of a young
woman who hands beer IN an ancient
aoirthschatt, in the Am See, and who
can cap verses from Heine, and even
rhyme stanza herself on occasion.
The company is waltzing. MIR. Haw-
thorne says There were near
hundred people present and all at
work, and the evening being rather
a warm one, they were pretty thor
oughly heated. The Saxon in this
condition is less attractive than at
other times. Perhaps, speaking gen
orally, there are few better ways of
distinguishing the aristocrat from
the plebeian than to get both in a
profuse perspiration. 1t is as sure a
test of physical purity as was the
fairy girdle at Guinevere's court of
moral cleanliness" As Mr.. Haw-
thorne is at considerable pains to in
form US that he draws his pictures
from the peasantry in order to typ
ify the higher social classes, we are
carried by the simplest process of
analogy to the conclusion that a
Saxon king is incapable of perspiring
SO inoffensively as an American Pres
ident, let us say, and that there is
less amenity in the perspiration of a
aOOhLgeborener Saxon than in that of
an American who has received a COM
mon school education. But physi-
cally the Saxon is foul, and morally
he is foul, according to Mr.. Haw-
thorne.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

he and the oriole swinging in its
nest in the walnut tree heard her re-
ply. John only held her hand fast,
and they sat there in silence until he
said:
"Do you know when I first loved
you, Jell ?"
"No."
"Why, the first time 1 saw you,
on this very spot, with this cap on
your head. Every time after that, l
only loved you more. / saw you in
dnstrious, patient, intelligent, beau
tiful-''
Here Jell, putting her hand over
his mouth, told him to Hush ~ and
he "hushed at once.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
Grace greenwood a. to Mont Blanc:
Correspondence New York Times.

correspondence New York Times.
/ woke to find our room filed with
radiance, and l had onlH to draw
aside the muslin curtain from win
dow by my bed to behold a tran
scendent vision-Mont Blanc under
the light Of the full moon and spark
ling to the stars. Never had it shown
to me SO supremely grand aud beauti-
fnl. 1t seemed Of itself radiant and
luminous seemed to light and fill
the night. All was strangely still
in the town, but few hours before
so busy ndnoisy. Ithrew open the
window to listen, and could hear no
faintest sound, except the murmur
of the Arye; no wind was abroad,
not cloud fioated in the deep sky,
not shadow trembled on the earth.
Nature herself seemed holding her
breath in awe before that vast white
splendor, as if it had been the temple
of the Infinite.
I pitied those vino slept through
all that solemn, silent time, while
the reverent night and the vestal
stars, and that high priest of noun
tains, were celebrating their august
mysteries. For hours the double
refulgence flooded the valley and
flowed into our room, a soft, SHIN
mering tide of light, on which, be-
tween sleeping and waking, I seemed
to be floating in a strange conscious
dream; then. the radiance ebbed
slowly away, and 1 rose and reused
my companions to behold from our
windows another glorious sight
sunrise reflected on Mont Blanc.
First came streak of dusky purple,
which was not night and hesitated
to be day /; then a pale red CLEAN
on the very center of the summit,
which frightened and deepened into
a fame that mounted and blazed till
it seemed a signal fire to rouse the
world.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
LAKE SHORE d MICHIGAN SOUTH.
EKH =. -.


Special Michigan Express leaves Buffalo, at O5
P. NJ. Erie II IS, Girard u % A NJ. Coaneaut
1s so, AsHTABULA 21. PainesYille i6, and reach
es Cleveland at 25 A. III.
Special Chicago Express leaves Buffalo at 12 45
A. NJ. Erie IS, Girard at AZ, AsHTABULA 5S.
Painesyille %, and reaches Cleveland 30 An.
Conneaut Accommodation leaves Conneans az
05 A. NJ, Amboy 12eKingsville 4, AsHfARu-
La a. Saybrook 45, Geneta 55, Painesvilis
%, and reaches Cleveland at 40 p. h.
Toledo Express leaves Buffalo a. 55j a. r.
Erie $50, Gfrard 10 %, Sonneaut 10 53, Asnae5.
1883, kingsville, IL 10. AsHTABULA II %, SayTooS
II IS, Geneva II IS, Painesyilie u 20 p n, ais
reaches Cleveland at 40 P. II,
Pacific Express leaves Buffalo at 10 10 P. NJ
Erie at IS, 9irard q, -AsHTABULA 5 20 Paines-
vile 10, and reaoh;s Cleveland at 10 P. NJ.
eoEe EAST.
Atlantic Express leaves Cleveland at 7 80 A. NJ,
Painesyille 2h, AsHTABULA 10. Conneaui as,
Girard 81, Erie 10 30, and reaches Buffalo at 10
Toledo and Buffalo Accommodation leaves Cleve-
land at II Is a. n. PainesYille y n P M, Geneva
] ", sAybrook II, AsHTABULA 30 Kingsyille
I "a, Amboy 50, Conneaut 90. Girard 81, Erie
10 and reaches Buffalo at 90 P N
Chicago and st Louis Express leaves Cleveland
at 3 so P NJ, Painesyille4 4 Id AsHTARrIA 90 Gi-
rard 5 45, Erie q IS, reaching Buffalo at Is P NJ
CoDneaHt Accommodation leaves Cleveland at
so P NJ, Painesville 05, Geneva 6 ~ Ssybrook
IS, AsHTABULA O5, Kingsville I 90 Amboy al
and reaches Conneaut at 741 NJ.
Special New York Express leaves Cleveland at
Q as p II, Painesville 10 4S, AsHTABULA II Al Erie
/ 10, A NJ, aud reaches Buffalo at % NJ.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

the neighbors ran over, but Mrs.
Shott met them at the door and said
it was only a burning chimney
When they asked for Mr.. Shott she
remarked:
Mr.. Shott doesn't feel bit well,
and is covered up on the loungel
Detroit Free Press.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

A scholastic professor, III explain
ing to a class of young ladies the
theory according to which the body
is entirely renewed every seven
years, said :-"Thus, Miss B., in
seven years you will no longer be
Miss B." 81 really hope shan't"
demurely responded the girl, modest
lv casting down her ewes.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
ERnRAmUAY.

A5stract Of Time Table ADOPTED RoV. 22nd,
1875.
DULLMAN'S best Drawing-room
Il and Sleeping Coaches, combining all
modern improvements, are run through without
change from Rochester Buffalo, Suspension
Bridge, Niagara Falls, Cincinnati, Chicago
and Detroit to New York, making direct con
nection with all lines of foreign and coastwise
steamers, and also with Sound Steamers and
railway lines fer Boston and New England cities.
Hotel DINING cars from Chicago to New York.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
HOW to Breathe Properly.

Most people breathe properly, Of
ten more by accident or instinct,
than by design; but on the other
hand, hundreds of thousands do not
breathe properly, while many thous-
ands at this present moment are suf-
fering from more or less severe af-
fections of the lungs or throat, ow-
ing to a faulty mode of respiration
in other words, because they
breathe through the mouth instead
of through the nostrils. The mouth
has its own functions to perform in
connection with eating, drinking and
speaking and the nostrils have theirs
viz, smelling and breathing. In
summer time the error of respiTing
through the mouth is not so evident
as at the present season, when it is
undoubtedly fraught with danger to
the person who commits the mistake.
If any one breathes through the nat
ural channal, the nostrils, the air
passing over the mucous membrane
lining the various chambers of the
nose becomes warmed to the temper
ature of the body before reaching
the lungs; but if he takes in air be
tween the lips and through the
mouth, the cold air comes in con-
tact with the delicate lining mem
brane of the throat and lungs, and
gives rise to a chill, frequently end
ing in Inflammation. Many persons,
without knowing the reason why
they are benefited, wear respirators
over their mouths in winter, If they
happen to go out of doors. By doing
this they diminish the amount OF
air which enters between the lips,
and virtually compel themselves to
breath through the nostrils. But
lid attain Just the same re-
- ~ ker +he lips elosed-a
4uired, and
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

A LoColTIYE SIDEwALK.-One of
the most singular objects to be dis
played at the Centennial Exhibition
will be a section of travelling side
walk, an American invention for
solving the problem of rapid transit
in cities. This travelling sidewalk,
as it is generally called, but more
properly ana. endless railway train,
will be half a mile in length, operat-
ed by stationary engines and run at
a speed of from fifteen to twenty
miles an hoar. The transfer seats
and all other appliances will be of
the same size as those intended for
general use, by which means passen-
gers may get on or off the train with
ease and safety without Stacking the
speed of the train. A company is
organizing in this city with a capital
of 500, 900 for the purpose of dis
playing this unique machine. Among
its corporators are Peter Cooper,
George Hoffman, Samuel G. Court
ney, Capt. Spencer and R. A. Ter
hume. The whole work is expected
to cost about $4,000 and will be
operated for exhibition, with a
charge to those who ride upon it.
This novel mode of travelling has
attracted much attention of late,
and charters for putting into prac-
tiee in New York city were twice
passed by both branches of the Leg
islature but vetoed by Gov. Dix as
being an experiment. 1t is the pur-
pose of the company after the close
of the Exhibition to transport the
road and exhibit it in London and
P aris and other cities.
" Y T$-ibaGle.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
QUICK LIN Fl!

THE Kiln of VIM. Humphrey, near
Il the L. S. Station, having been taken by the
subscriber and the fires started for the season, the
public will be accommodated in quantities to suit
theif wants, on application at the Kiln, or at the
NIGHT AND DAY STORE
nearly opposite. Prices will range as low as at
any other establishment in town or elsewhere.
n. S. HUMPHREY.
Ashtabula. April sOth 1874 ia68tf
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

way OF hrs4ti a- We bele.s-
people would only aj-q tn sIuPh
habit-in other words, II ~. son {
take for their rule in breathing
"shut your mouth" there would be
an immense diminution in the two
classes of affections, viz, those of
the lungs and throat, which count
many thousands of victims In this
course of a single year. Man is the
only animal which has acquired the
pernicious and often fatal habit OF
breathing through the mouth. 1t
commences in childhood, and be-
comes confirmed in adult Life, often
engendering consumption, chronic
bronchitis, relaxed sore throat, or
other disease of the lungs OF throat,
which is set down usually to a differ
ent cause altogether. In concluding
this short article, we venture to ask
our readers to Judge for themselves.
When they step out in the morning
into the fresh but cold air, let them
try the difference of feeling arising
from the two modes of breathing
through the nostrils and between the
iips. In the former case they Will
find that they can breathe easily and
freely, yet with comfort, while the
fresh air, warmed to the temPera-
ture of the body by its contact with
the nasal mucous membrane, Is
agreeable to the lungs; in the other
case, if they draw in a few inspira-
tions between the parted bps, the
cold air, rushing IN direct to the
lungs, creates a feeling of GOODNESS
and discomfort, and an attack of
coughing often comes on.
Public Health.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
Bret Harts,

Bret Harte was leeturing in Penn
sylYania a short time ago. At one
of his appointments he felt very
much depressed. 1t is peculiarity
of humorists, we are told, to be un-
accountably melancholy and gloomy
at times. Harte was in this mood
now. One of the committee went in
back of the scenes to see him, and the
depressed humorist welcomed him
as CLEAN Of unusual good sunshine.
They shook haRSs-Harte earnestly,
and the committee man decorously.
Mr.. Harte, he said grayely, you
will find this an unusually healthy
city.
All! said the pleasant humorist.
Yes. The death rate is only one
a day.
At this juncture, Harte took the
committee man by the arm and hur-
riedly asked:
Is he dead?
Dead! calculated the committee
mdH@ VINO Oeaqs
Why, the man for to-dayg" was
the grave reply.
The committee man stared with all
his might into the immoEable face
of the lecturer.
Isn't there clerk here, or regis
trar, or coroner, or something like
that, of whom you could find out
whether man for this day had died2
Why, yes, Isuppose so, slowly re-
piled the committee man.
Would you be so good, then, as
to find out, and before l commence
the lecture, if possible, whether that
man is dead? If he is dead, then / am
all right, FOR I am to leave the city
early tomorrow morning; but if he
isn't dead cannot help but feel un-
easy about myself, as I am not well
tonight.
The kind hearted committee man
Immediately hurried away to get the
information.
When in his room at the hotel
that night, a servant told him q
man wished him to step down stairs
in the hall as he wanted to see him.
Mr., Harte went down and met the
committee man.
l am sorry, Mr., Harte, to disturb
you, he said, but / could not get
that information earlier. 1t is all
right. That death rate spoke Of
was merely tie acerGgel
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

'Tralns stop only on Signal. xTrains do not
Stop. zTelegraph Stations. Cleveland Time.
Passenger fare at the rate Of cents per mile
to way stations counted in even half Dimes
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

sNo. 1s runs daily and No. daily flum sala
manca and Buffalo. I Meal Stations.
Ask for tickets by way Of Erie Railway
For Sale at all the principal Ticket Offices
JNo N. ABBOTT. Gen. Pas. Agt, N. Y.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
PUBL1C HALLS.

oIzS1ORERA HALL. Orwell, Ashta
mia. Co Ohio. on the line Of A. Y q 7. rail
road-renrted WIN stage anu seehsry. FlIl scar
K STONE. Prop. 1919
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

which 1 am told you may see, too,
when you look in the glass" Not
long after, on being introduced to
Dickens, this same New York girl
exclaimed: "Ah, Mr.. Dickens, owe
you so heavy a debt of gratitude
that l shall never be able tn pay the
interest on it." You shall have
receipt for the full amount" was
Dickens quick retort /; whereupon,
beneath most ferocious engraving
of himself, he wrote Received of
-, all the thanks she owes me,
and many more, with whom | am
better pleased than appear to be
in the above gloomy presentment OF
my state of mind" That New York
girl would not part with these auto
graphs for the Presidency of the
United States.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
asmTABULA. YOUNGSTOWN
PITTSRUR RAILROAD.
TIME TABLE-Dec. G, 1875.
RusNIKe SOUTH. RUKNINe NoRrn.

All trans daily. except Sunday.
F. R. MYERS. Gen. Pass. Ticket Agent
LIS. & IN. M.S.-FRANKLIN DIVISION
From and after Nov. 81. 1875. Passenger Trains
will run as follows:
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

T OGS WANTED.-Cash will be
~ be paid for Logs delivered at my Mil.
kshtAbdls, Bee. b. 'fs7U. o. a. DoiSSS is5S
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
LUMBER YARDS.

WALTON a TALREBT, manufactur rs
ofand dealers in all grades Of Saginaw Lumeer
Lath. and shinglesi also, moaldings Of abide
-scriptiens- l2SS
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25

A Cambridge youngster,. aged six,
who went to neighbours house,
remarked: "Win you please let me
see your parlor carpet, for auntie
says it makes her most sick every
time she comes here l-BostOa Globe.
The Danbnry Nesos thinks that
zone of the most pitiabie sights in
this life is the spectacle of nan,
who has been married but three
months, wearing cotton in his ears. =
The same man wearing poker and
broom handle monograms on his
head is much more pitiable, asWsll
as painful, spectacle.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-02-25
MISCELLANEOUS.

C. a. MOVES, ChromoF EngraTings, Pictures
and Picture Goods generally. All kinds of wal
nut and gilt Mouldings. Window COrnices:
Brackets, Weather strips, &c. &C All kinds OF
pictures framed neatly and promptly. Light job
work done on short notice. Center st. sl3f9
J. M. BLACKBURN, Architect. Office
No. 9, Perkins Block Residence. 81 Euclid
Ave-, Cleveland, o. 1877
Iaz RUIaDTNG LOTS FOR SALEi
Dealer IN Water Lime Stuceo. LSnd Plsster.
Real Estate and Loan Agent Ashtabula Depot.
1909. WILLIAM HUAPHREY.
7. SUM. BLTTIz, Agent for the Liverpool.
London g. Globe Insurance Co. Cashassets over
S2OO 900 Gold. In the D s. S3 500 900. Stock
holders also personally fiahle. 1913
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