The Benton record. [volume] (Benton, M.T. [Mont.]) 1875-1879, 1876-09-22
MISCELLANEOUS.

MISCELLANEOUS
Every business man has his theory abon
the proper season to advertise. The mos
experienced advertisers say that the bes
time to advertise is to advertise all tht
time
Many persons wish for death, when it !:
far off; but the inclination vanishes wher
the boat upsets or the locomotive runs OF
the track, or the measles set in.
No money is better spent than what il
laid out for domestic satisfaction. A MAI
is pleased that his Wife is dressed as vel
as other people, and the wife is pleased
that she is dressed.
At Washington, recently, DR.. Mary
Walker was yelled at by some street boys
taken for man, called giddy, young
girl, and bitten by a dog, all in one day
The morals of this i for ladies' only. Ney.
er wear pants.
The Vassar College girls won't have to
climb stairs any more, an elevator having
been put into the building The girls will
ride up in this, but coming down they Will
probably prefer sho Old way-sIiding down
the banisters.
Said mother to her littleson: "Tbere
your toes are out Of your stockings again
seems to me they wear out in hurry
Giving comical leer, he said "Do you
know whv stockings wear out first at the
toes ?" "No." Because toes wriggle,
and heels don't"
/! A. I. Calhoun, a clerk in the postofice
in Columbus, Georgia, was detected taking
money from registered letters. He admits
having stolen $92. Postmaster johnson
discovered the act and caused his arrest,
when Calhoun tried to commit suicide.
No men deserve the title OF infdels so
little as those to whom it has been usually
applied let any Of those who renounce
Christianity, write fairly down in book
all the absurdities that they believe in in
stead of it, and they will find that it re
quires more faith to reject Christianity
than to embrace it.
The occupants Of the prison at BasIe,
Switzerland, concerted to escape One, an
Italian, murdered two jalIors and q corn
rade with whom he had quarreled; then,
finding that flight was impossible, blew
out his brains with pistol taken from one
Of the turnkeys he had killed. Another
prisoner killed one of the attendants, and
then scaled wall. Being pursued, he al
so attempted to commit suicide
The funeral Of Costa, or Walker, the
dead prize fighter, took place in Philadel-
phia on the 31st ult., from the resi-,
dence of his father. The nei3hborhood
ven, of the 1Pfotestant Episcopal church
conducted the religious services in the
house. The entire route of the funeral
procession and the streets in the vicinity
Of the cemetery we're crowded with men,
women and children.
Suppose, Belle" said 3 poor but honest
Chicago youth to Prairie avenue girl one
daY, Suppose that young man loved you
dearly-yery dearlyrbut was afraid to ask
you to marry him maybe because be was
very timid or felt too poor, or something !;
what would you think of such case =
scFhink?" answered the girl immediately,
"uhY, if he was poor, I should think that
he was doing just right in keeping still
aboutit!' u The question was dropped right
there.
The Irish Church Commissioners have
handed over to the Board Of Works nearly
G30, 600 to place certain ancient buildings
churches and round towers in eoudltlon
to resist the action of the weather There
is a very strong feeling in favor Of the pres.
ervation. of these Monuments, and appllea
tiong are made from every part ct ireland
recommending certain ruins, particularly
the round towers on the stannoa and the
ancient churches Of The t.las 81 ran.
Newspapers at zze Centennial.
The Special Correspondent OF the Lon
don Times says II would be difficult to fnf
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