The New York herald., 1876-03-15
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
tain is spelling California crops.

Rain is spelling California crops
Now they call Robbins S. 7. 1s60-''XX."
Clara Morris Will go to Florida for her health.
Stewart l.. woodford will stump Connecticut
Senator Morton sings ''Pinch, brothers, Pinch"
An Irishman supplies Chicago with most Of its lager
beer
Corn, as CROP has greatly supplanted the grape in
the Madciras
The Chicago Times likens Belknap to the great but
corrupt Marlborough.
Mrs Nellie Grant -Sartors does not expect to visp
her parents before autumn.
What this country really wants is an oyster opener
who does not spit tobacco juice.
senator Sharon don't drink much, but he can carry
ordinary ComstocK load.
W. F. Storey denies that Tilden, Wood and Randall
have tried TO buy the Chicago Times
AtlProfessor Tyndalps wedding were Thomas Car
lyle, Professor Huxley and DR.. Hooker
Ex-Secretary Gideon weles arrived from Washington
last evening at the Fifth Avenue Hotel.
Orvlle said TO Ulysses:-'I wish had been shot in
the neck" Ulysses said 81 wish you hadn
A Western correspondent says that Congressman
Lamar is affected and roars like "pcnnyroyal bull"
The Cincinnati Commercial thinks that there were a
woman and thrco four democrats at the bottom
fiL
writer in the International Revieo bcwails that the
home Of the old Southerner is ienceless and without
garden.
Judge Black Jere. thinks It will take something
than the Belknap scandal to pat the democrats
into power.
Senator Richard j. oglesby, of Illinois, is at the ST.
James Hotel his way from New Hampshire to
Washington.
The Norristown Herald thinks there no use Of
having shower of meat in Kentucky so long as the
whiskcy held out
It funny to sec a San Francisco merchant making
his collections in specie payments with a chamois
leather bag in his hand.
People who do not croak about that shower OF frog
spawn in Kentucky think that it can be nothing but
the voice OF jug-a-rum.
The logic OF the Mobile Register is that the negro Ia
still slave with only change of masters the carpet
Dagger having suppanted the Southcrner.
The Baltimore american, speaking Of tho era Of
womcns e1rayagance in crcss. contends that Bessie
Turner upheld her sercncncss by her conscious
she we'll dressed was having her pic
ture taken
King Kaakaua got his thirty.sccond Masonic degree
as monarch and without being able TO work his de-
grccs which is opposed to the tcnets of Frccmasonry
The Geneva N. " Gazette says that thero is lady
in that village who remembers when Mrs Bclknap
was happy schoolgirl, in pasteboard sunbonnet
The Chicago Inter Ocean claims that there a few
OF the women lobbyists Washington who would not
saClhcc theT NlIlue even 70 secure tne passage oil
bill
1t certainly fact that doctors ''courteousn
and professional toward another that they
sometimes eta patient die. Yet they really hate ono
another.
J.. n. shabcr, 'Mrs Partingon," is seventy seven;
has white hair lie Is California for his health He
says he studied character OF Ike from his owr
son. The old wom--man, mean--is still jolly
Norwich Baie,in:-'At a little gathering the Other
evening somebody asked Preston II nc was FOND
Of opera lie said he was, passionaiely. He alwsy
liked that part the lady rides around and iumu
through the hoops"
Boston Advcrtiser:'ln speaking OF clerical friend
who possesses very rubicund couuienance some ons
SAID the other day. don't think he drinks in fact
know he docs not for he told me so; but he probably
sleeps In bed with very red curains'm
few Hots from Dumas 'r Etrangere when oueis
no longer young they imagine every one else 10 be the
same The professions that demand talent arc only the
resource Tor poor devils. Love IS physic, marriage
chemistry. Hazard does not exist; it Is the GOD Of
the ignorant To love is nothing, make love every.
thns The wlies native land is the country where she
loves.
The friends OF Judge Robertson, OF westchester are
pushing him against A. b. Cornell Mr. Conkrng's can
dida'e for Governor. General" Jimmy Hustled Ia
making an absurd effort for the prospective nomna-
ton But there are prophets who say that Congress-
man wheeler, who has suddenly taken a solid place
just IN advance Of machine republcansm will win the
prize Mr. Wheeler certainly is the strongest man whs
has SO far been mentioned.