The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1876-11-23
All Sorts OF Paragrnnlls.

= If your wife is good, kiss her for re.
ward. If she isn't, kiss her for punish
ment.
= The certain way 70 be cheated il
to fancy ones self more cunning than
| Others
- Why are kisses like tile Creation?
Because they are made of nothing. and
are very good.
= TO think kindly of each other is
good, but to act kindly toward one an
other is best Of all.
AS daylight can be seen through
very small holes, 40 little things illustrate
PERSONS character.
! = Make yourself an honest man, and
then you may be sure that there i one
rascal les, in the world.
"A Kentucky judge has decided that
a man has no right to harness hi, wife to
plow, no, not even with mule. And
set women complain that they have no
| rights
| = 4 little girl who sometimes reflects
intently upon the phcnom. na Of the great
world around and above her and look
ing up into the starry night one time she
said she thought God must have lots Of
company, there were 50 many lights in
his front room"
The whir!igig Of fashion may bring
round the most dazzling .hnngcs, and tie
duties of the toilet may multiply like
leaves in Nalambrosia. but there is moth
ing that will make Il woman stand before
her looking-glass 80 long rs a sunburnt
nose.
is it not time that you paid me that
IS 2" said farmer to hi, ncigllbor.
"Talnt due" WAS the reply, "But," said
the iarmer, you prom isci TO pay when
you got back from New York" "Wcll.
hain't bccn," was the reply
= The custom in Eastern Turkey is To
remove the boots and shoes on entering
church. An American saw AT Am;,ai.
| Turkey, 1900 boot and shoes ut the
door OF the church, presenting u very
curious sight. The men 20 in barefoot,
but keep their hats on.
a Trenton editor makes the state
nent, for the good of correspondents, that
they need not commence their communis
cations, II take my pen in hand" as he
don't care whether they write with
their toes or with the pen in their mouth
20 they send the news.
| = Spare moments are the gold dust of
time; and Young WAS writing true us
well rs striking line, when he taught tint
sands make the mountain, and n.n.men!s
make the year." OF all the portions of
our life, the spare minutes are the most
fruitful in good or evil. They are the
gnps through which temptations find the
easiest access to the garden of the soul.
- The carbonized skeletons of two men
have lately been uncartiicd Mt Ponpcii
Among the things found near by were
eight rings, six pieces of gold, two pairs
of earrings, two large arnlcts, each orna-
mented with thirteen pairs of half globe,
aud three hundred and twenty two pieces
Of silver money. 1t is thought they were
thicvcs buried by the falling mud from
the volcano, while making Off with the
spells Of houses ransackcd during the
confusion
| = 1t was told of famous tragedia,:
that at the close Of an act in which lie
had been prominent character. q go0se's
head was thrown upon the stage by some
one win" mud spite against him. the
tragedian picked it up. handed it to one
OF the others to take away, and said, with
perfect nonchnlance "The gentleman
who has thrown his head upon the stage
con get j. back Mt the close of the per-
formance."
= Laying aside nil political prejudice
and feeling, and looking the dangers of
the future squarcly in the face, am
| about rs we'll convinced as ever was of
anything TINT it is for the interest of
whites and blacks alike that Hampton
should be elected. His election will Sc
cure peace, while that Of Chamberlain
will provoke rioting and bloodshcd, and
possibly reign of terror and assass a
ton. And Chamberlain will be ms pow
crless to preserve order, enforce the law,
and protect the blacks Us the wind. The
State government is held in thorough
contempt Nobody cares anything for
it, and but for the presence of troops fifty
men could clean it out and annihlate
the whole concern any dny.-H v Red
| field.