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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

DSSEE STEvENsON's NEW Stock OF
WALL PAPERS, WINDOW SHADES
on AND PAPER, - HOLLANDS,
JBDDS FIXTURES, GILT & SILVER
CORD, PICTURE NAILS, Etc, Etc.
s% THE LARGEST STOCK OF "a
- PAINTSAND OILS 49,
in Southern Kansas Is at SrEyRNsoN's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

Yates store was splendidly decora-
ted with national flags ON the Fourth.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

ORGAN. GEO. Woods &Ca. ORGAN.
First-Class Parlor Organ for sale. Time given
on part. Call ON or address, (where it can be
seen), H. A. PERkINs. lola, Kansas.
ORGAN. Geo Woods Go. ORGAN. !
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08
NEWSPAPER LAWS.

Any person taking Q newspaper regularly from
the p0stofRce, whether directed to his name or
another's, ia responsible for the payment
If . person order his paper discontinued he
must pay al arrearages, or the publisher may
and collect the whole amount, whether the peper
is taken from the office or not
The courts have decided that refusing to take
.newspapersand periodicals from the pOstomce, or
REMOVING and leaving them uncalled for, Is prissa
ydc1eevdence Of intentional fraud.
Papenl may be sent to Subscribers until an
express order to discontinue is received, and all
arrearxges are paid rs required by law. Merely
sHeturning q number Of the paper Is not sufficient.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

@S! pounds Washington &c Sugar
for $l.00 at RICHARDS & COwAN's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08
SHERIFFS SALE.

S.s's q, c csnsas. ss.
In the District Court Of
the 9TH Judicial District in and for said county
and State.
Thomaa II Tawis plaintiff
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

FReM BANKRUPT SALE.
. pieces: Saratoga Suit
ines at the 1.ui7aous price
Of zoe: yard. Less than
COST to the manu- acture.
1T YATES.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08
OPEN TO-DAY.

OPEV zUEDA 7.
Wide Satin Stripe Sash
Ribbons North so cents
to be sold at IS. Wide
Br0cGde Sash Ribbons In
Cdtors, very handsome,
mould be cheap at rs G.
to be offered at so cents
a gard
lit YATES.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

Allkinds of DRIED FRUITS at
ST.. JHo. FRANc1s.
All Styles of PICTURE FRAMES
made to order at - -
WHITE & CHoLiErE'a
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

District court has been well atteu-
ded this week.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

ek IN 1tf per day ut home. Samples worth 81
W W lVU free. SrISsoN & Co., Portland, Maine.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08


Twain), three months treatment will
restore n Egyptian mummy to his pris'
tine vigos, and give him an appetite like
an alligator? Has any other nation
doubled its population every twenty
years? And why is it? 1t is because
every man, be he rich or poor-noble or
ignoble-is q free man; has q voice in
the management of public Affairs, and
has the right to demand such recogni-
ton q his merits may warrant.
The next toast announced was "The
President'of the U. g." to which J. H.
Richards responded, in substance as
follows: It is . trite old saying of US
Americans, that our officers are the ser
wants of the people, and whether prac-
tically true or not, such is the theory of
our government and the genius of our
politics. 1t is the glory of republican
form of government that its highest Of
ficers are its greatest servants. 1t would
be paradoxical, if not self.contradictory,
to assert this proposition of any other
form of government. But in America,
in this beautiful land of human liberty,
and hope, it is not altogether
inconsistent to say that the highest Office
in the gift of the people is but the Office
of the peoples greatest servant. AL.
though this is the theory Of our govern
ment and the theory upon which outlaws
have been enacted, yet our national
officers are too apt to forget the true
relation which they sustain to their con.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1876-07-08

love, admiration and patriotic devotion
of forty-four millions of free and indie
pendent human beings. May this flag
never cease to be the pride of the Amer
ican people, and may it ever wave over
a free, independent, liberty.loving and
undivided nation.
Following Mr.. Simpson, Miss Maggie
DeMoss responded: Oh beautiful BAN
ner that love. The story of thy great
ness was sung to me in childhood by lips
that are now lifeless forever. Glorious
memories cluster around thee of the
heroic past. Thy stars and stripes go
back and entwine around each battle
field of the revolution. At the head of
the column, amid the smoke and dust of
battle, thou was thing, of inspiration.
Float on. thou star-spaugled banner,
and float thou on for ever.
In response to "Ksnsas our adopted
State" N. F. Acers said:
1t is certainly quite novel that the
Committee have selected me to say to
this audience something concerning our
adopted State, nevertheless it is even so
and I enter upon my assigned duty.
We are here and few Of ~ perhaps de-
fine exactly what the peculiar induce
ment was that prompted US in coming
here, it certainly could not have been
obtained by consulting the old maps of
this section in use not many years since,
for surely q majority Of this audience,
even the younger portion of it, will
how that great dreary blank
upon the map, looked only significant
from the words appearing thereon IS
follows in large black letters. "Great
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
AN HONEST LIVING,

Two or three days ago a young De
troiter was complaining to an old bust
ness man that he had nothing to do, no
show of employment, and soundly berat-
ed the hard times.
s'H were q young man wouldn't be
idle day." replied the business man.
$50 to work at anything-take anything
that offers-keep busy, even if you don t
make enough to replace your boot
leather.
Talking this way the business man
fred the young mans heart. He felt
encouraged. Other men had made for
tunes from small beginnings, and grit
would win over adversely. He rushed
around for two or three days more, and
then bought twenty boxes of bluing and
and started to peddle them out from
house to house. His experience as re-
lated by himself was as follows:
First house-''No, sir, we don't want
bluing we don't wear blue clothes
here"
Second house-"Bluing No, sir It's
n good thing for you my husband isn't
home You look just like the man who
stole our dog 2"
Third house-The door struck his toes
and he was landed on the ground with
such force that his spine was Jared two
inches out of line.
Fourth house Bluing! 81 believe
you belong to a gang of burglars, and
are skulking around to steal door keys !
Get out, sir !"
Fifth house-'sTen cents box You,
an extortioner, sir, and if you don't get
out Of this yard Ill have my sons help
you out 1 want you to understand that
1 haven't kept no ;u9 twenty eight years
a, d don't know that the bluest kind O.
bluing is sold for Sc box and bar of
soap thrown in Z"
Sixth honse-Woman pressed her nose
against front window until it was as
fiat as a Single and iueatel out
Here's another O. them agents-call
the dog,"
That young man has stopped work.
No business man can fire his heart
again.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
HE WAS, TROUBLED WITH B0ILs.
RADIX.

From the Rochester Express.l
There was sad expression on his
countenance, and one could tell by the
precision with which he trod, and the
carefulness with which he avoided pass
ing objects, and by the superhuman ef-
forts he made to shrink himself up so
that his clothes wouldn't fit him, that
something was the matter.
5000! Whoop! Great G-nusp' he
exclaimed as man ran against him !;
'sI'n choke you to death if you don't
keep on your side OF the walk!''
''But a gentleman iostled me, sir, !"
stammered the man.
Hang The gentleman Hang you'll"
exclaimed the irriated man; GIVE got
a bile; I've got two of 'em; I've got three
of 'em; and when I get well I'll bust the
man that busts them!''
He laid his hand carefully on his
thigh and limped away with tears in his
eyes, but il, turning out to let woman
pass he ran against hitching post.
He grabbed the post and jerked and
wrenched it from its place; kicked it in
to the road, and whacked it against the
pavements, and then started after the
woman like mailman.
MADAM" said he, as he overlook her
in dry goods store, zone word; have
upon my thigh circumscribed subcu-
taneous inflammation, characterized by q
pointed pustular tumor, and suppurat-
ing with central core. 1 also have one
on the back side of my front side, and
another one on
ssGit outI'' shrieked the woman,
whacking him with bundle of calico;
'sgit out! or I'll call the perlice!'
'sBut was going to say
ssGit outl" she shrieked.
'sThat you
s'Git out9" she yelled again.
s'Busted one of EN-" he finally ejac-
cuated, ssand / over find out where you
live I'll let your COW loose in the yard
some washing day and let her chew up
the whole of your petticoats and tread
your sheets and pillow cases into the
mud and break down your front gate. y
Then he slid out and was Gmping
down the street when he slipped up on
piece of ice and came down with an
energy that startled all of the horses in
the vicinity and shook the window panes
in the store fronts,
There was shrek, long drawn wall,
a volley Of oaths, and variety of groans
and sobs, which attracted the attention
of kind hearted doctor, who took him
into drug store and khung him across
the back of a chair, where he whrithed
and wriggled until boy with grocery
cart gave him seat in bushel basket
and took him home.
And now he walks the streets,
And he hurls at all the meets
Such sad smiles.
| And upon his ragged coat
| There is hanging this brief note,
i've got Eiies.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
YORK STREET. 15july75 MANITOWOC.
Box 2,044.
$3.50 AVERAGED PFC DAY.

FULTON, Mo-, December 18th, 1874.
MBssEs. ". F. JOHN BARNES Rockford H.
GeRtlemen: I sawed ITO irets for halustrade for
portco and Is brackets. in first two days running,
Every one who has witnessed the working OF the
Saw has pronounced it the most useful machine ever
invented. have been working from twelve to six
teen men, and have done ali my shop work Scroll
snwing) machine, running It daily since
purchased it, and have paid nothing for repairs, ex-
cept for saws which amount comparatively small
Three weeks since prrcha.ei some imported woods
and some nice designs and turned my attention to
fret work have averaged per day, since that time,
S11.50. 1 know of no occupation as pleasant and
profitable for mechanic to spend his winter days
at AS the above. Your machine SO lightly and
easily that it will not tire the most delicate man
after little practice; in fact, consider your ma
chine indispensable to any carpenter however small
his bu.ness is, he introduce the little ma
chine his scrap pile and make enough brackets in
one week to pay for his machine. 1 consider my ma
chine just as essential in my shop set of bench
planes.
Very truly,
NJ FRED BELL,
Architect and Builder.
EI~A Address for full Information,
WE. JOHN BARNES,
Box 2,04t, ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
,r favor It's entertainments every

lar favor. Its entertainments every
Wednesday evening, are now considered
the most classical of any series given IN
the city, and are well worthy the atten-
ton they receive.
Miss Yonge's new book, ''My Alcides, !"
published by Macmillan & Co., is just
out, and is the strongest novel of the
year so far.
"Mrs. Limber's Rattle" published by
the Appletons, is bright, sharp little
story aimed at lotteries in general, and
church fair raff1es in particular. Its
moral, while well sugar-coated, is very
evident.
1t seems that the United States has
not got a monopoly of the Barnum
genius. A dispatch from Berlin informs
us that an enterprising adventurer has
secured the clock-work of Thomassen's
dynamite internal machine, and propo-
ses to display its horrors among the fly
gobbling constituency of rural Germany,
at so many groschesa per head. 1t looks
as though Yankee occasionally got
born in some foreign country by mis-
take
RkDTy
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17

a CORRESPONDENT of the Wilmington
Herald. writing from Raleigh, North
Carolina, says the chair occupied by
George Washington, Us Worshipful
Master of the Masonic lodge at Alexan-
dria, Virginia, is now the possession of
Unanimity Lodge Of Ancient Free and
Accepted Masons, at Edenton, in that
state, whittier it was sent durind the war
of 1912, for safe keeping. It is oil mas
sive mahogany, deliberately carved and
fine specimen of antique furniture. An
effort viii be made to induce its custo-
dams to allow this memento of the illus
trious "mal and Mason" to be placed
on exhibition at Philadelphia this year.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
CHICAGO, milwaukee &St PaulR. R.

1t is tine only Northwestern Line connecting in
depot in Chicago, with any of the great East
Southern Lines. and is the most conveniently
located with reference IT, reaching any Depot, Hotel
any place OF business in that CITY
CHICAGO DEP"-:-Coruer Canal aud Fest Madison
SITS Horse Cars and Stage Lines for all parts Of the
city constantly passing
CHICAGO cry UfYIcE:-6i nd 63 Clark Street.
MILWAUKEE DEPOT Corner Reed and South Wa
ter Streets. Horse Cas- ard Omnibus Lines rum
Mag regularly terefrom 10 tie principal parts of
the city
CRY TICKET OFFICE 400 East Water Street,
" isconsIn St.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
CHICAGO AND NORTHWESTERN RAILWAY.

Close connections are made at Chicago
with the Lake Shore & Michigan South
ern, Michigan Central, Baltimore & Ohio
Pittsburg, Fort Wayne Sc Chicago, Kan
kakee Line and Pan Handle Routes, for
all points EAST and SOUTHEAST, and
with the Chicago & Alton and Illinois
Central for all points SOUTH.
Close connections are made with the
Union Pacific r. r. at Omaha for all
far West points.
Close connections are made at iunc-
ton points with trains ofall cross roads.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
AND He DID.


From the Detroit Free Pressl
An old man with d soldiers Overcoat
on, and carrying a big hickory staff in
his hand, entered all Office on Griswold
street yesterday to make some inquiries
about q person named johnson. He left
the door wide open when he entered, and
was walking across the room, When the
shivering occupant yelled out:
''Shut the door"
s'Did you speak to me % inquired the
old man, Is he halted.
eyes, sir, 1 spoke to you'll
"What did you say?'
ST said shut the door,
(Which door?"
ssThe one behind you, sir. This is not
sawmill, STRIP
''Did I say that this was saw
mill?" inquired the man. ''Don't you
suppose I know ali Office from saw
mill p
"Why don't you shut the door?"
screamed the man behind the desk.
''Do you want the door shut?"
ssYes.''
'sThen I will shut it. There, the door
is shut. Now, let me ask if you know
man named Johnsonl"
eyes, a thousand Of them -
"Wll you tell me where I can find
any of them 2"
''No, I WON'T If knew million
Johnsons wouldn't tell you where you
could find blamed one of the lott"
every well, SIR" said the old man, as
he turned to go "that's what I get by
obliging you. Not one man in ten would
have shut that door for you"
81 don't want it shut, 'growled the
office man.
ssThen, sir, [ shall leave it open, SIR"
said the old man, as he went out,
And he did, A coal-scuttle went
down stairs after him, but IL is seldom
that you can hit n man after he has got
ten feet the start.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17

FALLING IN LovE-QUERY ?-Why do
people talk about falling in love ? 1t
seems to us an inexact and inapt express
sion.
Do men go down-do they descend
when they begin to love?
1t appears to US, on the contrary that
they ascend, that they rise above their
previous condition of indifference and
stohdity, and breathe Iurer and more
ennobling atmosphere.
What though the object of affection
be humane To them it becomes devine
The soul expands :. Hope-the buoyant
principle of the souEifts the person in
love above the sphere of ordinary life,
aad paints in its own glowing colors all
the future.
If people can fall upward, then it may
be proper to talk about falling in love.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
PULLMAN PALACECARS

These celebrated cars are run on all
night trains on all the lines of this road.
This is the ONLY LINE running these
cars between Chicago and st. Paul or
Chicago and Milwaukee.
At Omaha our Sleepers connect with
the Overland Sleepers on the Union
Pacific Railroad, for all points west of
Of the Missouri River
Among the
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
CHICAGO AND NORTHWEST
ERIN RAILWAY.

Passengers for CHICAGO, Detroit, To-
ledo, Cleveland, Buffalo, Niagara Falls,
Pittsburg, Cincinnati, Rochester, Alba
ny, Toronto, Montreal, Quebec, Port
land, Boston, New York, Philadelphia,
Baltimore, Washington, st. Louis,
Cairo, San Francisco. Sacramento, Og-
den, Salt Lake City, Denver, Council
Bluffs, Sioux City, st. Paul, Marquette,
Escanaba, Menasha, Madison, Cheyenne,
Omaha, Yankton, Winona, Duluth,
Green Bay, Milwaukee, and all points
North, West, South and East, should
buy their tickets via CHICAGO and the
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17

4 mammoth steer from Oregon is al
ready en- route to the Centennial. 1t
stands ninteen hands, or six feet four
inches, measures twenty feet from
tip to tip. and weighs five thousand
pounds.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
Running thro' Five Great States,

ItuHHIHS JHIU IIV0 UI6dU OUd10nI
and operating over 1900 miles of road,
this Company presents to the traveller
facilities that ARE NOT and CANNOT be
offered by any Competitor.
Ali ticket agents can sell you tickets
via this route.
If you wish the best travelling accom-
odations, you will buy your tickets by
this route, and will take no other.
MARVIN HUGuITT, w. H. STENETT,
Gen'l Superinte Gen'l Passenger Agent.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1876-02-17
inducements Offered by This Route

to the travelling public are all the modern
improvements Rock and Gravel Ball
asted Track, Steel Rail, Rock and Iron
Bridges, Parlor and Drawing Room
Day Coaches, Smoking and Lounging
Cars, Westinghouse Safety Air Brakes,
Miller's Patent Safety Coupling and
Platforms, Speed, Safety and Absolute
Comfort
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-09-30


Attorney az Lar.
,NTORTGAGr SA LIE OF REAL ESTATE
Nl Whereas Burton c. Cook executed and delivered
me. William Hickling mortgage deed bearing date the
ton Cook granted barganed sold and conveyed to me-
the said Hcklng the northwest fractional quarter OF Sec
tion number Thirty in township number thrtythree NORTH
OF range number four east OF the third principal meridian
for the of the Of four hundred and ny dollars
In three after the date OF said mortgage deed with
interest at the rate Of six cent per annum during the
term year. and at the rate of ten per cent during the
last two years OF said term;
Andwhereas also. 1t Is provided In said mortgage deed
that default shall be made In the payment OF the prnc
pal onterest above menoned or any part or portion OF
either the time times the same shall become due then
to real above described at public auction.
after Giving weeks notice OF the time and place OF sale
In public newspaper In the county where the said real
estates situate and convey the same to the highest and
pay al attorney and counsel fees costs ard expenses and
then an the whole amount OF the principal sum secured
by SAID mortgage deed with Interest the to the day
OF sale and pay the oveIplus any there shall be- TO the
said Bton C. Cook; which said mortgage deed Is record
ed In the Recorders office In said La Sale county, In Book
No e. pages 56l and 55:
Andwhereas also delanlt been made In the payment
OF epncpal and interest secured to be paid by the sad
mortgage deed, and the whole of aid principal together
with portion OF said Interest thereon, i now due and
payabe:
Now therefore, notice hereby given that by and
In of the power of sale In said mortgage deed
contained the said William Hicklng. shall sell at public
auction highest and best bidder for cash at the south
door the County Court House. In the city of Ottawa In
the county of La Sale and state ofnois Monday the
twenythlrd day of october 1876 Mt the hour OF two
oclOcf the afternoon vi said day. the real estate herein
before md in said mortgage deed described.
WILLIAM HICKLlNG,
Mortgage.
D. P.JoSRs, Attorney. sep2S-td
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-09-30

Somebody interviewed George Francis
train recently, when the latter said, ado you
see these hands? See, the blood runs through
them. There's health for you! All comes
from vegetable diet, sir. No meat for me. L
eat nothing but vegetables. Vegetables make
muscle, slnew, strength, manhood YES,
George said the AUDITOR laughing, "you're
right, meat is weakening. l have always no.
ticed that all strong animals live on vegeta-
bles. There's the weak lion and panther,
they live on meat; and there's the sturdy
sheep and the Jackass, they live on vegetables
entirely. They" at always makes ne mad
to talk to an internal fool" said Train, as he
turned and went Oft in huff
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-09-30
D. P.JoNRs, Attorney.

CIIERIFE''S SA AIc.-By virtue OF two
= and fee bills ssHed ont Of the clerks Office of
the Cuit Court of La Sale county and state OF Illinois,
and tome directed. whereby am commanded TO make the
of certain Judgment recently obtained against
Georges WedgeWo IN favor OF The People of the
State Of Hints. out OF the lands tenemcnts. goods and
chstteb of Philip Conlin, OF the defendants. have
levied on the following property to.wit Lot No One. In
Block No. Fifty In the city OF La Sale In La Sale county
and state of Illinois.
Therefore according the said command shall expose
for sale public anctlon all the h ht title and interest OF
the above named Philip Conn in and TO the above de
scrbed property Saturday the day OF October
1876 ate o'clock NJ the south door OF the County
Court House. in Ottawa, La Sale county, and State Of
Illinois,
Dated at ottawa this I'D day Of sentenber 1875
ARTHUR C. MCINTYRE
scp2SSw Sheriff OF La Sale county, III.