The New York herald., 1876-09-17
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
arlow Weed wears q two-tinod coat.

Thurlow Weed wears two-tinod coat
Tcnny son likes to be alone with his pipe
Senator Newton Booth talks like Tupper.
Autumn flowers are glowing along Broadway.
Absinthc is getting to be tipne in Providence r. L
Bob Ingorsoll speaks the same piece ovsry plat
FORM
General Longstroet wants TO be State Engineer Of
louisiana
Buffalo Bill arrived at his homo IN Rochester, N. T.,
yesterday.
Secretary Gorham. OF the United States Senate has
gone to Nevada
Meanwhile Sam Bowles smiles like pumpkin Ian.
tern In lilac bush.
Garfield says privately that Ohio will go republican
by great majority.
Attorney General Taft in tho city yesterday on
his way TO Long Branch
When He'll Gate heard of Robnson's nomination II
echoed 'll DO blasted"
A Dubuque Gowa) woman sold her tcn-ycar-old
daughter to q concert dcn
The New York Commercial says that trampa do not
love yellow Jackets No. but they love slap-jacketa
Tom Kelly says that but for the gleam OF pistols
Alien would at any moment have knocked loss out ot
time.
Itsnch:-"sportsman-Thap tough old fellow,
Jemmyl' Keeper-'Ay sir, grand bird to send ts
your ireens!'"
The Attenrum thinks that "paniel Deronda" ha
the most unsatisfactory and tho least interesting end
Ing of George Eliot's books.
Congressman Gilbert C. Walker. of Virginia, has pur.
chased the residence formerly occupied rental BY
ex-sccrctary Belknap. the price being $4,000.
Lady Thornton, wife OF the British Minister, her two
daughters, Hon. Mayor Finch and Right Hon. T.
French, OF the British legation are at Niagara Falls
The Augusta Consutiondiis thinks that II tho North
had liberated the slave Il could stll have bees
you have lost
The Washington Republican says that when you soc
q southern paper display tho American flag at the
head Of Its columns you may DO surc to md the
publican ticket Immediately under IT.
Onenbach contributing to the Paris Figaro letters
which purport TO tell what he America; but they
uli OF utter trash and twnddle that they rese-
bio opera bou6s without music.
Professor Richard A. Proctor tho astronomer says
that scientist less creduous than any other man
unless It be lawyer We think it may be proved that
lawyer very credulous for his own side and usually
has great faith In religion.
Ben Hill in a speech says that the boys who
killed both sides during tho late war were
worth all the African that lived, and no be
cvcs that the State government FORMS In It's integrity
a par, OF the federal government
General Wade Hampton, democratic candidate sos
uoVernor oi soutn u VI meuium ne2nt and
size with large head and Burnside whiskers and
looks like New York dry goods merchant lie 10 q
poor speaker. He lieutenant general OF Con fed
crate cavalry.
Atlanta Times.-"An old oolored preacher in tb,s
city lccturng youth Of his fold about tho sin Of
dancing when tho latter protested that the pibls
plainly said, there is time TO dance Yes dar am
time 70 dance, said the dark divine, and It's when
boy gifts whippin' Tor gwnc TO a ball'n
General Phelps democratic candidate tor Covcrno,
OF Missouri conesscs that hc did one no, nigh, t,k.
the hand OF a lady who was lying IN the cabin Of =
steamboat and ask her 10 tako walk on deck IL
adds that on officer only accused him Of ,nsul,;nvs
lady How could the office. have accused MIN II the
lady had not complained Of the nsuts
At session just held. the Judge asked an Irish DO
liceman, named O'Conncn, When aid you last ace
your sister ~ The policeman replied, Thc last time
F. saw her, nay lord about eight months ago. when
she called at my house, and was out" Here the
court broke into roar OF laughter The judge
''Ihcn you did not see her that occasionr y, Tho
lrishman answered, mo. my lord wasn't thsre,~ a
which everybody roared again.