The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-07-13

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knee.
The nae Of the editorial We prevails
IN the south a. will be seen by the FOL.
lowing remark 10 Paris Tenn. pa
per II We escape the bog cholera
this teasea. titrn pill be large snr-
plus u pork this winter.
Tic following from Chicago source,
may be received with some reserve /;
Last Tuesday. while 81. Louis young
woman was paitng on pair Of ball.
slippers. she found missing sealskin
Jaeket in the tie Of one Of them.
II your fun ever get worn down
short, whip them with forty rods. for
forty rods is said TO make fur.long.
A man bad let Of powder explode
10 bis face the other day at Amster.
dam. n J His name is Going. and
bis eyesightis gone.
THIS is tho kind Of weather that
makes a man wish either that Adam
hadn't been so successful as a back
slider. or that some patriot would 10.
vent pair Of linen trousers that but
ton on around the neck and have arm.
holes.
Ny son, said an anectionate mother
10 her son. who resi- ded al little dis.
lance, and expected in short time TO
be married, you are getting very thin.
Yes, mother. am. he replied. and
when come again | think you will see
my rib.
To the demonstration Of Prof. Hux-
ley that the horse is an evolution from
the archippus, a Buffalo paper very
pointedly responds No reputation Is
safe in these days. This scandal would
never have come out If the horse hadn't
been running for something,
The few men who are still earnest
earnest advocates Of the theory that
beer does not intoxicate, still
cling fondly TO the good old custom Of
winding the clock at m. with hair
brush
Now is the time for lovers to get
spooney over leo cream, she taking a
few pretty dabs at his chocolate, and
be borrowing taste Of her vanilla.
This process inspirea confidence ia the
day when they will DO throwing corn
beef and cabbage across the table.
A young man who started for the
Black Hills halted twenty miles this
side Of the objective point and com.
mcnced to dig. and the result was a
quarter Of pound Of lead inside Of iif.
teen minutes. Ne dug it out Of his
leg. where il had been deposited by a
Noble Bed Man.
CircumstAntial evidence Circum.
stances alters cases, you know. re-
marked Scotch lawyer 10 an old far
mcr client Vera true. sir. remarked
the client, and cases alter circumstan-
ces az well. for. man, mind when We
were young aud had but few cases,
your circumstances werns over Draw
A clergyman observing a poor man
by the roadside, breaking stones aud
kneeling, 10 get at his work better.
made the remark, All, John, / wish |
could break the. stony hearts Of my
hearers as easily as you arc breaking
these stones. Perhaps, master, you
do no, work on your knees, was the
reply.
Some mistaken genius has invented
pocket photograph apparatus. You
meet woman who pleases you. you
draw cut the machine, aud before she
has time TO be Astonished you have her
picture In your pocket A man oper |
ating with such an apparatus is war
Fanted TO have an eye poked out with
a par Asol several times day.