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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-04-26
MISCELLANEOUS .sDrERrsEE.y7S.
4 MATTER Of POPULAR INTEREST.

perfect ss-te-n ED rules 81 self-rnessurernent
make lt4essIE.e 10 l..ease peoplc 900 n.iics
9.s6 S,sas 10 >pef.eet-s as II ti'ey were here if
V. ~ suppose yor have at leazf half dozen
Different ccsdrn1e4:iST'
A., NY d>:r sirl n have more thar t,reuty.
each chsrsei with its own hus:I ess. e1d each
ti.oru'i.hiy E-.;riSed, Necessary wheel with
V. ~ ~ ycu Lame do-er or so Of them g'
A with pieesyre. Tle Custom Depart
inert. iyr those sho nrc.cr e'ist sIl- made 10
rcady-m2dc. ISe n. aGk:i-g le..artmcnt,
vi,h Is iT1shse stees d: al unGerSSar.
1hs Shit @S,nry, With RS uy rnaelires.
n,alsir-, rroSfs mr. GAS sfi.is. The TriSl,
ming Eep.r..aeK:. iiseii rs Lit; Is many regu-
Receiving eecsl. Tl.e Crsicr persn trrcrr.
named he ,n-e. ghe Spe.-inl ri i;yfn.s IeD.rt-
Dent The Delivery DIIritIaer.t, with its
scorz cf messengers. Tho
V. -Hold. hCldi SIR CT. rchr'
A I'm not half q, rcu,-il. The AdyerfisireS
nepar..les l. With its biz end sym ei fribut n
sd-tcg ani pcbiishir.51 ti.s.ESss IL 4 lcpular
slIn.l 's "a -51r ,stsg ;.p pc. le.Lly
Dopastlas,irswii wiilT..t Sasi ily slCHls. Tho BeysS
Isi,arit.ei.t. The NcGiAs' tI.S-rszicI1t. The
Cni.dIels Depef;n.eEt, gith rs special
Dent- Ihe Chief Geek I,Vt.r.ii.cnt. With
Us bSos-Ecc?crs eud css.s.s-.is- t.CEcIsi Man.
ecers pelarJlert; FinsEcior's Cflcr. AMI
staer Offices Of tie frm/ ali busy as bees
ing rczlster nr. rcess gg.;end;ng cut scllirg,
aad IN tns usendsxyys jCii.ing their sorvcs
10 carry On bu ileSs with The r,e0Jic irl,ll.at-
kualiy."
v. ss-tt,ecrt.Sss-
A: Indeed it Isl fn-rnt IN nrre t.s
Ssshier apartment. " hieh haritles ite .ooJ
OF retail saleS on some single days.
", s5,c00l 1rrmcrse That's what enables
TIE house to buy cheap and scychcapT"
A. Lxactlyi You have bNt his it. Ths
people rhrorS acre. krV6ip< shat We Depend
en- low p:lces and inlTnty s<sales.'
much nbout?'
A. our system cfbusiness dealins-l Ono
price. no deviation; .. Cash for everything: =
guarantee protecting fhe surrhascr; 4. The
t.cney 5esnned If the buyer cas-: csherwiss
v. " Nothing could be fairer."
A. Nothing. And the people sec H."
" wei, Il thank you. sir. Tor your polite
4; 4 : Nsts: an RS pleasure 10 give you.
IS1 naksr sIts, E:oTns GOV, Sak Haii<oh-Ess, cor
v shcns y n si-aH Be happy to do 80.
GO0d z-orn.ns.-
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We condznss/f.onn the Lhiqh Regise- tho
substance OF G /onyers.tion about Oak Hall. in
Philadetar.ia/ /yanamcter& & Browns largest
attsnannt4fe the speakers: 10 :
lator. What corner Is the Building on?"
AEenaa,s south. East corner Of Sir1 and
strangers SEEKING Oak Hall. hayo beea mislcd
BY designing ps-sors"
II is perfectly colossal Do you know
Its dimensiouS?'
A. 1900 square feet-es on Merkc. AMI
lo0 odd on sixth. six stories high. Ecs ever
ts,nS three acns : z Aaoors3 and eove:s space once
v. -Do you Use steam-power7-
A. \ giant young engine furnishes power
tor the height ami passenger elcvefors and the
eoiieEs steam for heating, and the otLer opera
What order do you tste with eoodsY-
They are first opezed and arranged IN
tae basement on long ~ counters, and til:er,
tors room n on ns ne sos. to TIE i'Des-
IS inspecting tie firsf operationr
a No, sir. measuring. The goods are fist
measured IN the piece, then inspected The
eioth passes over rollers in the face Cf st-oa..
ight and two men sit, one before and o,e
behind the goods. watching with the eye OF a
hawx ior the least pin-hoie impersecsion, and
marking every flaw, so that the cutter may see
ments."
y. You must employ an amy of cu,tcrs-'
a. Soiuc to our MIN uOfC and see Va
keep 20 hands all the t;ne cVfing up the cloth
Into garments.-besideS6 66 machines that do
dozen mems work eacff4t . stroke"
goodsg" '~ IVA
A. I'VE do, and most carefully. or,exs
aminers inspect every stitch ard sssrn. and
eerslfy TO every garment Us extra-S eli rla;,,,
responsible Tor IL"
deal ~ '' 11'' 'H's you q great
A. I'm every direction, si.. 1t is az %svx,c,
ana economy We practice all tne waF through.
peopfs 1ees snaslss % se 1s to 10 ihs
Alter inspecting the work, whss becomes
:. A. Before it goes INTO stsck II Is fess5
Every single garment has its numler e;,,y
ctner points noted on IL. 50 that its entire kiS
books" -' ePou 0ui
" Ycu must hsse co or 90 scle.,-enr
A why sir. on bay days yor Tnayfee M
,, IN me various rooms and suitcs oil rcor,s'
seiIing 70 the throngs Of eHtoEers."/
and expressy' W. ''1ii
A Very great Au ov.- Che ccyp,-v ON,
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Wednesday morning, the 18th inst, or
the closing hours Of the 18th inst, bur-
glars entered the store of Elyssus Til
ten, on Main street, this place, and
took therefrom silks, gloves, laces and
other luxurious articles to the amount
of $500 to $500, and blew open the
store safe and obtained from it some
$50 to $40 in money.
The entrance to the building was
effected by the front door, which was
opened las the marks on it eVidence) by
grubbing hoe. The safe lock was
operated on by punching d hoIe in it,
filling the lock with powder, and set
ting it of. The hole in the lock was
made by hammer punch with a han.
die in it, .n instrument common in
blacksmith shops. The usual way such
tool is used IN shops is for a party to
take hold OF the handle, place the
pointed end of the punch on the place
where it is desired to make hole, and
have second party to strike the ham,
mer end Of the punch with sledge /;
and as there was a ,ledge lying in the
room, it is conjectured that the bur-
glars punched the hole in the safe much
after the manner in which holes are
punched In smith shops. Tie hoe, the
punch, and sledge had all been stolen
from the shop of Mr.. Jesse Howe. He
recognized them as his property the
morning after the robbery.
Goods were piled on the safe to deaden
the noise of the explosion, but with all
of the precaution of the thieves, the
sound was loud enough to awaken DR.
Banks, who occupies rooms in the Bel
ford Building The Doctor mistook it
for professional knock, got up, looked
out TO make inquiry, but neither hear
ing or seeing any one, concluded that
the noise had come from a distance, or
possibly was a fancied sound from
dreamland, and retired composedly,
which be could not have done, had be
known how near beneath him the work
of the outlaws had been carried on.
The burglars left nothing behind
them but stump of candle, which
lay among the debris of the exploded
safe, and paper of powder, from one
corner of which enough of the explo-
sive material had been taken to explode
the safe. The paper was of two layers.
The first ithe one in which the powder
lay) was piece of the Pittsburg Com
mercial of Friday, April IA, 1876 /; the
second was piece of thick, dark lead
colored paper, such as is used to wrap
hardware in.
One hundred dollars ward was Of
fered for the capture Of the robbers.
Citizens started out IN all directions to
catch the scoundrels, if possible.
A number of strangers had been
seen about town on Tuesday, and one
or two we're recognized as belonging to
Harrisburg. A warrant was gotten for
the Harrisburg party, and the suspect
ed men were arrested and brought to
this place on Thursday, and put to Jail
till Monday afternoon about 4 o'clock,
when they had a hearire before JUS
tice Kreider, before whom some two or
three witnesses from Baileysburg, Per-
ry county, testified that the men before
the bar of justice had spent the night
on which the robbery was committed in
Tilten's store, at Baileysburg, in bed,
whereupon they we're released.
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Philadelphia & Reading Railroad.
Arrangement Of Passenger Trains.

JANUARY lst, 1876.
Trans ieare Hsrrisbsrg as Joiiors:
For New York at 90, 10 a. M. % and
'140 p. m.
For Philadelpnia at 90, 8 10, o IS a. H.,
2 90 and 50 p. m.
For Reading at 20, 10, Q As a. m, 2 %,
so and 40 p m.
For POttsville at 20, 8 10 a. M, and 8 so
p. m. and via Schuylkill & S usquehanna
Branch at 2 40 p. m.
For Allentown at 20, 8 10 a. m, 2 O0,
so and 40 p. m
The 20, ~ a. m, 90 and - 40 p. m.
trains have through cars for New York.
The 10 a. m. and OO p. m. trains have
through cars for Philadelphia.
SUNDAYS.
For New York at 5 20 a. m.
For Allentown and way stations at 90 a. m.
For Reading, Philadelphia and way stations
at l 45 p. m.
Trains for Hdrrrsburg Isare as JoIlor,
Leave New York at w a. NJ, no, 10
and = As p. m.
Leave Philadelphia at Q 15 a. M, 8 40 and
10p. m.
Leave Reading at 40, Z 40, II 20 a. M,
so, l5 and 10 20 p. IN.
Leave Pottsville at 90, 9 20 a. m. and 35
p. M, and via Schuylkill and Snsque-
hanna Branch at O5 am.
Leave Allentown at 2 80, 80, 8 So a. M,
IL 20, 80 and 45 p. IN.
The 30 a. m. train from Allentown and
the 40 a. M. train from Reading do not
run on Mondays.
SUNDAYS.
Leave New York at 15 a. m.
Leave Philadelphia at ~ p IN.
Leave Reading at 4 40, 40 a. nj. and 10
20 p. IN.
Leave Allentown at 80 q. m. snd IS p. m.
'Via MorTrs and Esscr Railroad
JOHN Z. WOOTTEN,
General Superinfendeaf.
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DIED.:

ROLLMAN-On the 18th inst, in this
borough, Mary Elizabeth, daughter of Sam
uel II. and Mary NJ. Rollman, aged years,
month and 9 days.
BOYER-On the 10th inst, in Susqne-
hanna township, Catharine A., wife of Will
liam S. Boyer, aged "A years, months and
% days.
WISE-On the oath inst, :, in the borough
of Patterson, Irean NJ, daughter Of Jacob
and Rebecca J. Wise, aged year, 8 mos.
and % days.
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Holloway,s Pills:-What is

HOll0Way's What is
Life Insurance .dpopiery, &c.-Nany peo-
pie insure their lives to benefit their fam
lilies by death-how paradoxical is this. To
prolong life by preserving the health would
be far more rational manner Of assuring
it. Apoplexy is swift and insiduous in its
attacks, striking its victim without a mo-
ment's warning. Happily. preventive has
been discovered - Holloway's Pills the
only safe and certain antidote for this DIS
ease; they cool the blood and equalize its
circulation through the system. To pre-
serve the stomach in sound condition and
the blood pure is the true secret of health
-Holloway's Pills will do this most effect
ually, and thousands owe their actual exist
ence to them, at the present day. 1888
april26-2w
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WAETED-An energetic business man
to take the General Agency for Juniata
county for the sale of PRArr's Horse AND
CATTLE FooD, an article Of necessity, having
an immense sale. Small amount of capital
necessary, as we consign no goods. This
is an opportunity seldom offered to estab-
llsh lucrafrps and permanent bssiness.-
Those meaning business only need apply to
J. S. PRATT CO., No. 2S5 North Eighth
Street, and IL North Front Street, Phila-
delphia. (aprii 1877
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-04-26

"BEpFORD COUNTY shows the sound
est financial condition probably of any
other county in the State. The Inqui-
rer publishes . list of townships, towns
and boroughs, comprising nearly the
entire county, which hace money ont on
interest, giving Saxon credit as the
largest sum in proportion to population
the amount being $33,7S4. The
sum total out on interest belonging to
the different districts aggregates nearly
$545,0O0.
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superior as an advertising medium in this
and reading II is not surpassed by any
weekly paper in central Pennsylvania.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-04-26

The Entertainment given BY the
East Salem Literary Society was inter-
esting and beneficial to both audience
and performers. The house was very
much crowded. The admission fee
being 25 cents, the Society realized
quite handsome sum of money. The
Society, being yet in infancy, has made
a grand forward move. May she march
boldly on, step By step, until she be-
comes a powerful institution of learn
ing. v.
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LEWIS REED was badly bitten by
one OF his horses while attending the
funeral of Mrs. Wagner in New Lam
caster Valley last week. He was scat
tering corn to his horses when one Of
the animals seized bis hand, biting it
through. In this painful condition Mr..
Reed had to drive TO bis home in Sigler-
VILE. He will not be able to use bis
hand for some time.-LeTistorn Ga
zeffe.
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Special .Nofices.
ERRORS OF YOUTH.

A GENTLEMAN who suffered for years
from Nervous Debility, Premature Decay,
and all the effects Of youthful indiscretion
will, for the sake of suffering humanity.
send free to all who need it, the recipe and
direction for making the simple remedy by
which he was cured. Sufferers wishing 20
profit by the advertisers experience can do
so by addressing in perfect confidence,
JOHN b. OGDEN,
Decl5-6m AZ Cedar ST., New York.
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PRIVATE SALES.
THE FOLLOWING REAL ESTATE IN

THE FOLLOWING REAL ESTATE IN
Susquehanna township
No. IA lot of ground containing 81
acres, with large Dwelling House, and ex-
celent water at the door. Good Barn,
Smoke House and other outbuildings.-
Young and thriving Orchard of about 10
well selected apple-trees, sc. Church ad-
joining the premises.
M. about 4j acres Of land, with 30
acres cleared and under good cultivation.
Balance woodland.
No. IA tract of Timberlsnd contain
ing acres.
All three properties within one-fourth Of
a mile of each other.
Apply to 5. G. DRESSLER,
Oriental P. o., Juniata Co., Pa.
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TO CONsUMPTIvES.

I'D CONSUMPTIVES
The advertiser, having been permanently
cnred Of that dread disease, Consumption,
by simple remedy, Is anxious to make
known to his fellow-sufferers the means of
cure. To all who desire it, he will send a
copy of the prescription used, Qree of
charge), with the directions for preparing
aud using the same, which they will find a
sure cure for Consumption, Asthma, Bron-
chitis, SC. Parties wishing the prescrip-
tion will please address
Rev. Z. A. WILSON,
1874 Penn ST., Williamsburgh, n. Y.
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TERMS.

Subscription. Sl.50 per annum, il paid
within IL months $500 if not paid within
10 months.
Transient advertisement. inserted at so
cents per inch for each insertion.
Transient business notices in local col
umn, 10 cents per line for each insertion.
Deductions will be made TO those desiring
20 advertise by the year, half or quarter
year.
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TOHN MCLAUGHLIN,
p E. BURLAN,
Office opposite Lutheran Church,

ANs DENTIST
Office opposite Lutheran Church,
PORT ROYAL, JUNIATA CO., Pa,
Where he will spend the first ten days OF
each month, commencing December lst.-
The balance OF the time his Office will be
occupied by ]. S Kilmer, young man
worthy of confidence, and who has been
associated with the Doctor as student and
assistant two years and upwards. Those
who call dnring DR.. Burhn's sbsencc for
professional service, may, and will please
arrange the time with Mr.. Kilmer when they
may be served, on the return of the Doctor.
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FOB PRINTING OF EVERY KIND
u done At this office.
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EIRS PICTURES taken at
Il Hess Photograph Gallery, Bridge ST.,
MifHintown.
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FARM IN SUSQUEHANNA TOWN
ship, containing 80 acres; 80 acres cleared, =,
well fenced and in a good state of cultiva-
ton; New Log-frame Dwelling House,
weather-boarded and well finished, Bank
Barn, and all necessary outbuildings; flow
ing water, thriving young orchard in bear
ing condition fine chestnut and other tim
ber; three miles from Penn's canal, ten
miles from Penn'a railroad church, school
house, mill, store and tavern all within one
half of q mile, to mile; good community.
Apply to W. II. kNOUSE,
Mifiiintown, Pa.
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Professional Cords.
n NJ. CRAWFORD, NJ. D.,

Has resdused scrirciy the practice OF
Medicine and Surgery and their collateral
branches Office at the old corner OF Third
and Orange streets, Mifiifntown, Pa.
March 30, 1876
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PENN'A. R. R. TIME TABLE.

ON and after Sunday, April 1eih, 1876,
" passenger trains will leave Mifilin Sta
tion, z. X. R., as follows:
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NOTICE.

NOV is your time. gentlemen, TO take
~ lessons on the Guitar. VIII teach in
either Spanish Key or Natural Key. Sin-
gle or in classes. Try me three months
Terms, % cents per lesson in sslvancc.
SOLOMON WALLACE,
fcb2- hckico, JnB,ats, Co., Pa.
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BOOTS AND SHOES.

Al my residence at East Point, Mifflin-
IA town, am prepared to promptly fill
orders for
BOOTS AND SHOES,
LADIES',
MISSES AND
CHILDREN'S WEAR,
at prices to correspond with the times. All
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REPAIRING

also promptly sttended to. Hoping to re-
ceive share Of the patronage of the peo-
pie, subscribe my self their obedient shoe.
maker.
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FARM IN MILFORD TOWSHIP, CON-
tanning Ill Acres. Eighty acres cleared,
fenced, and under cultivation. Dwelling
and Tenant Houses, Bank Barn, Wagon
and Corn House, Flowing Water, Apples,
Peaches and variety of other Fruit on the
premises. Convenient to market, mills, &c.
TWENTY ACRES GOOD TIMBER
LAND q miles from Patterson and Port
Royal, one-half mile from Saw Mill. Other
timberland adjoining this can be bought.
Apply TO B. +. BURCHFlELD,
Office, Bridge St., Miffiintown, Pa.
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A HOUSE AND A HALF LOT OF
GROUND in Patterson Borough. The
House new and well finished. Terms easy
A TRACT OF WOODLAND IN FER.
managh township, Junlata county, contain
ing about l2 Acres, well timbered. Thi,
tract is in Lost Creek Valley, about five
miles from Mifiintown.
Apply to JEREMIAH LYONS,
Office, Opposite Court House,
Bridge ST., Miffiintown, Pa
, 1876-10-21
The Festive Hopper.

For mathematical genius commend
us to the gmsshoppcr, especially if he be
in II healthy condition and disposed to
do his duty hy his prosperity. The fol.
loving from the Fe,yus FoNs JouaoL dc.
scrihes the insect and its method of null
uplyng
The grasshopper as champion multi
plyist has no equal. He lays Speaking
gcnercalIy and not to put too fine
point upon it an egg which is about the
size and shape of II long primer 0. In
tact he lays several of them. From Aug.
Ist until winter he is actuntcd by recE.
less desire to bore holes in the ground,
Of the size of pipc stem, and then to
fill these holes with crcam-Colored 90.
And though he is small lc attends to his
biz. and is II triumphant success. In
stature els about \ match fora siXpcnny
stub nail, in form he is like lynchpin,
and he wears green scaling-waX head
ON him and II pair of glass eyes, SO that
with his long tailed duster on he looks
like an unsophisticatcd and near.sighted
schoolmaster. But unsophisticatcd isn't
what's the matter with him. And nu-
mcration is his best mathematical hold.
He will stand himself bolt upright like
a peg in one of those holes aforesaid and
view the heavens with mn air Of sublime
serenity and wooden. headed unconcious-
ness. Don't you fool yourself-he knows
lust what he is about. He prchXcs him.
self like a figure in the business, and,
adopting the decimal system of notation
calmly places an 0 where it will do the
most good. That. stands for 10, and be-
fore you can dot and carry one he has
added another cipher to that, and he
now reads 100. About this time You be-
gin to discover what sort of rooster he
is. and you entertain degree Of awe for
him not inspired by front view of his
green goggles. Reasoning a posteriori
Won discover that he is II dangerous
ncighbor But while you stand amazed
he rapidly sutliXcs fifteen or twenty 600,
carrying his problem into the million
millions, and has sealed and Cemcnted it
up ready to be fired at you next spring.
In two minutes andqmrtcr he has gi'c en-
you problem that with all your powers
of multiplication cannot be solved or
cquated. He compounds his interest at
100 per cent. every five seconds, puts n
snap judgment on your cornfeld, and
forecloses before you can say Jack Rob
inson.
, 1876-10-21
PccnIiarities OB'the MocainS
Bird


The mocking-bird of Florida is de-
sCribcd rs rather dissipatcd character,
lie torages about, singing in his neigh
bor's vineyard while lie robs him, until
the berries of the Pridc-of. China are
ripe, then he proceeds to have a regular
frolic; acquires habit of intoX;cation,
and gets as drunk as n lord. 1t il Gu
rions 10 see flock of these birds at this
time. They become perfectly tipsy, and
flv round in the most comical manner,
hiccoughing and staggering just like
men, mixing up all sorts OF songs, and
interrupting each other in the most inn
pudent manner, without any regard to
the politencss and decorum that usually
mark the intercourse of all well-bred
society, whether of birds or men. They
will fly about promiscuously, intrude on
domestic relations, forget the way home,
and get into each others nests, and fam.
lies, Just like the lords of creation.
After the berries are gone, and the yearly
frolic is over, they look very penitent,
make many good resolutions and join
the temperance society.
A Connecticut paper offers "a very
handsome -bladed pocket knife" as II
premium to subscribers. This is rough
on the chrome dealers.
The heart seldom grows better by age.
A young liar will generally be an old one;
young knave only greater knave.
Sunday-school teacher" Annie, what
must one do to he forgiven2' Annie
"IIc must SIM"
When the sun of virtue is set, the
blush of shame is the twilight. When
that dies, all is darkness.
The American rifle team beat the Irish
team at Crecdmoor on the 21st ult. by
II points.
A foolish fellow, having house to
sell, took brick from the wall to exhibit
at as a sample.