, 1876-06-25
HUMOR.

| ably, she doing all hls sewing.
| HUM0R.
The Fcnians of Australia evidently preferred
the mantle OF the free to Frcemantle.
The cockneys say that one Of the animal.
| brought from India by the Prince OF Wales il
! like Bret Hartc's Ah-Sin. He's cheet-ah. -
J. b. Stain is accused of burning up q village
in Louisiana They propose to wipe out that
Stain down there, and send him to another
| bourne.
A frightful accident was happily ayerted in
England recently near Godalming. 1t Is very
| wrong to be Godalming town in the Queens
dominions-
Anna Dickinson has laid aside her a." Grown o1
Thorn" for the season, and she can HOW bear
her cross by reading criticisms OIL her acting dur.
Ing the summer months.
In Portland, Ore, d man named Carey COM
mitted suicide by cutting his throat. The jury
sat on him, found out his front name was Harry,
and rendered a verdict Of suicide by Harry
Carey.
The last 'tunznown" Of the Democrats for
President Is said to be Doolittlc- They can
Doolittlc for the Judge towards making him
President, as Hayes show which way the wind
blows.
One Of the colorcd Republicans OF Cincinnati
uttered truth when be congratulated Gov.
Hayes as the next President in the following
words: "Massa Hayes, Use glad you'sc gwine
to be President. Rccomcmbcr me when you'sc
in de White House. Til den, good-by.''
If man has never stood On the st racpcd
,a.a 49,. IT,. ~ s...l:- s ~ ~
eosc' Iet mn ulnplrca ealic u pase-pal1 IN
"nlch there are several close decisions. He'll
stand on moral Niugara !" several times. At
the East they keep special force OF police to
protect the umpire when lie leaves the grounds.
Such umpfrIcsm as that ought to be frowncd
1s.-.. N@' f'@ '>~N'1 >'' S'S o7A' ~ ~ A1@"AeN
oo"A ......
a ntLle 10Y ontne MOTH o1ae went TO oed the
other evening without saying his accustomed
prayers, aud startled his mother in few mo-
1neuts r,y saving: "Afa I've swindle,] Gnd1n
rT,s ,nother ,.o,,c7,c1 na ,,,,,n,t ,,ttor ~ NV,
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tsya,r 1.v ~, low, r. s,oor,1, hasar. h., ,,.at
49," ,,'. a.s, taJ ~ uo"N " '4e'p os'o's ~ "en'
OIL lnto u1e1uitauu''
FUS-0LEANISGs.
Avery narrow apcrturc--the crack Of whip.
Next to diary. the most dif}icult thing tn
keep Is Il 1cad-pcncil.
Aar,cc :, fehmono.rs :, ,ror,, ,v,o+,,ar-
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W.
why are cents separated from dollars by q
point Io make SENSE of course Don't you
hce 1ue punt ..
\ Lancaster hen has won notor1cty by laying
an egg Which closely resembles u pcar III its
silapc Bat Lhis IS mol As remarkable as II the
fowl Ind 4alu i pear closely resembling al essg
Ill It's shape.
A merchant vent home the other nfrht and
saiu chccrfully to his wife: "}Ycll. nv deur.
l'ye failed ut last" OH that's Goo1r' cx-
c1alnscd the wife, with radiant face; - now We
eau 20 to the Centennial, sure"
little hnys n}ayinr i,a1!. Anxious mamma in
distant 5nt,rxay '.aliin~ :1o,,t]s t.'nn,v 'run,-
,ny.s, (;cntIrniu caIIs the attention Of hii,Jren
tn wornan. Bcst buy rcplies, & Her mint oa1lfu'
ri we: US don't belong to she. >, ~@@'&''1
T,ar hal , Centennial brc,kroet out ot a
NnrtG Hill hoar,iinIt-house. Observation-Disclosures
States fln,r h,1ng in in thn tjinino.rnnn,' han,
n,,ets # I'd. Whit. and n1ne. AID n ssnrin,
.:t;rc1, m rvrn hundred vcars did R,,r1j,us,7
E,a;:cv.
the So0u o1 correspondents, that thcy need not
commence thcir communications, , - luke my
pen IN nand, US nc cont care whether thcy
On the Altar OF friendship" When can 'ee
yet me ave some meal, ar: br1skct:" We'll, !
paint aSSoin' 70 XIII myself III next week, an
thcn yon eau ave lces oi ins; put you wants
some VERY oau, "lny inayne1 l can Eet 'ec
SHOULDER u my brothes on ffluay!'-1'a'ch. + .
SaIlLins has discovered that his stepmothcr
has Il COUSIN whose daughter married u man
that has half-brothcr living in Philadelphia in