The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-10-06
smith, From Canada.

He was tall man, with stiff neck
and a blind eye, aud as he paced up
aud down III the waiting room at the
depot it was y Ain to be seen that he
was mad. lie didn't get chance To
shoot off his feelings until boy asked
him to purchase paper.
81 won't do it !'' bluntly exclaimed
the man. If | was some great big
lord OF king or somebody you'd never
think of a>ki'g me to hiy-all the pa
pers would he sent to my room -
4 he boy hurried away, and tie mai
went over |" al old woman, who was
sitting un ,h.e-faI.ded satclle u, hold
it down, and bega": Who knows Pm
here iIr New York ?''
"Dol't come te,li'tg around me-l'm
lone wona % she replied, waving
him otf.
Have the papers mentioned the fact
that oiie of tire most influential citizen
of Canada is III town and stopping at
the Grad Central ?'' continued the
mau.
"Lor! don't ask me--the o. ly paper
| take is the almanacr' slle.slgl,ed.
81 my name had been Duke De
Grampu,, instead of Smith, the Ameri-
can people would ! ave escorted me
here and there, my hotel, bill would
have been paid aud sixteen brass bands
would have booted and footed me deaf
before now. Why is this so 20
s'Don't talk to me. Pm trying to
figure up how many pieces it takes to
make bedquilt," she replied, getting
I.a a1tn1
'sHaiM't | as good aS anybody in the
world 20 he ye led, jumping at her.
"You cart scare me off this satchel,
you cart p she shouted, shaking her
fist at him.
ITO think" he continued, as he
walked aroslai, s,that can arrive here,
be here week, and nothing is said of
it,, nuht,dy knows or cares, When, If
was b asted Sandwich Is-antler, or the
Most High Tom Foot of NJ Madagascar,
il wouldn't cost me a red for three
weeks' beard Is this thing right ?
Speak up, thou aged mother ot toadles;
and tell me if this is she land at the
free or tie land of the fool ?''
g 'm a foiie woman, bat can't stand
sass from a stranger - she said rs she
getting up, Mr. smith. of ! a.ada, went
ont doors to- talk to himself.
/ what is sExtracsed IEoneys
s
Suspicion is often manifested by con-
Sumer> OF honey, and tile question: is
treqpebt asked chow eail people take
so much troub ezto extract the honey
4, T.,
than they do comb honey" In order
tia, grocerymen may answer this qaes-
tlon satisfactorily we wonld say that
the c'lnb, which is a fatty, solid shb-
s;auce pi"duced by bees, is first ex-
c1e,ed from a row OF pouches aloug
their sides ia tile form of sea es. ihis
being masticated and mixed with sa-
livia becomes whiteGed and tenacious,
and tie substance is employed Ia the
construction of their eel :, the repp>i-
t, ries of their honey and eggs. The
bees consume about three-tuurths OF
their time constructing tier c,,mb,
whilst gathering the honey only re-
quircS one-tour'h Ia this age ot, pro-
gresS apiraiauS take sharp knife and
skim off the tops oi the cells, and.
with the extracting machine, throw tic
| honey from the comb by centrifugal
force The comb is tl.en put back into
the hive. tie operation bei1g repeated
frequently during the season. This en-
ables the bees to gather three times the
| quantity of honey hy reiievin them ot
the cceSsity. of building their combs,
/ hence the rcaso. Why there Is always s,r
mach mure extracted or strained
honey "l, tie market, and its consequent
cheapneS<. The honey thus extracted
possesses q most de- icious flavor and
can be eaten withuut fear of sickiess
It is eating the cumb that makes one
sick the bees never eat it, and pIy~i-
ciar.s say that there -wonld be just
much propfietysi,f drinking ale from a
bottle aud then eating the bottle as ii
eating the honey AID comb also. They
consider the glass about as digestible az
the wax.