The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1876-03-18

aows agent IN Mobile, ct tho depot, On u
sExiyA Of The 2 p. n. train.
eoD pxmxma.-We now pcssen faoMdes :
sshls u 10 execute every description
summescial railroaA and steamboat PRINTING
xnWyeeS Briefs, blanks and other legal doCs
nnnln. On tho shortest notice, IN the be-
-. ana 4 the most reasonable rates. "
vQ Ruaxantee full satis1aetion to those Of o.
a1nnde who favor III With their orders
Dur,1zinsr.-with our regular Sunda!.
s6iiion will hereafter b issued supplement
viioh win enable rs to lay before our readen
sFsa&sr' amount and diversity Of reading
maAtsE.
Lam OF Lxrrz1ss-The BULLETIN will pub
Ia hereafter the List Of Letters in the Sun
~ edition.
Motto for an orphan asylum Thus far. and
ssSure, which il the entrance out 7" asked
m Irishman OF railway station the other day
A Hoosier named wishe married Miss Had
ase tho other day. Some day, perhaps, he'll
Wish he hadn't her.
The Patent Office at Warrington, during it
badness hours last year, granted patents q
The rate Of ono every twelve minutes.
The capacity of the English language il
bsiag better understood every day. Brooklyn
shutters are now called "rinkualists.
An Edinburgh tobacconist was lately fined
MY pounds for having in his possession TO-
hacco which on examination was found to
contain sugar and icorice.
.sNevaz mind, sonny, the rain makes boys
Rsow." remarked . tramp, tho other day,
whsn he took silk umbrella away from lad
In The midst Of rsinstorm.
A Russian paper predicts that within five
years al the European powers will have war
a their hands. Let's keep neutral and sell
powder 10 each other-DaroI Free Press.
a Wall street broker has not been to church
n twenty years. Tho other day he went after
salvation to the Hippodrome and had his
psekss picked. He Is now pronounced
heothen.
An Irishman noticing . woman pass along.
sspisd two strips depending from under the
ladys cloak. Not knowing that these were
ulylsd saahes. and in the right place, he ex-
claimed: "Fsith, mA'am, yer galluses are
united"
A rich contractor was holding forth upon
he instability Of the world. "Can You 90
count for it. sir2 he said, turning to Sam
Foote. "well. mot very clearly" he re-
spondsd, unless We suppose il was built BY
sontxact."
In Raleigh, N. G., . large and sagacious dog
fought Of number Of persons who were try
ing 10 get an unfortunate woman out Of
bsEning house, and he did 1t 80 we'll that the
woman Was roasted to death. This little story
Yin mot appear in that interesting Boston pub
1ieasion, s'Our Dumb Animals"
There l. surplus of $1,000. after defraying
N expenses of erecting the statue Of Stone
vail jackson at Richmond, and Gov. Kemper
seoommends that the sum be invested and the
income appropriated annually to the present.
ation Of gold medal to the best scholar in
eash class Of the Virginia Military Institution.
0sn. Braxton Bragg, with some gentlemen
3tom Mobile, Ala, and Austin, Texas. are
taxing steps for the establishment Of an ex-
ssnsivs colony in Western Texas. Col Nor
ban, Mr.. Hollingsworth and others left Austin
. lev days ago for Laredo. for the purpose Of
mAking thorough examination of the coun-
~, with : view to establish . large stock
zanehe, and also to prosecute mining opera
tioos and farming
Tn ExBLxM.-Two friends were passing
= building recently erected. the front Of
whieh was plastered in imitation Of
RrAnite, whom ono remarked to his
oompanion, Who Was . native Of the
% Rmerald Isle," tho owner Of that must be
- enthusiastic Irishman." "Why do you
mink so7' responded the other. - Because, %
mid the former, che displays 30 conspicu-
oasly the shamrock"
OANoVSA
doors to digest letters they are delueed with
daily, giving names and dates. "Why," said
II. Uymer, quoting that old allusion SO often
IN tho mouth of his old friend. ex-Msyor
vaux. Of Philadelphia, ":my mailbox is the
lions mouth at the gate of the Doge Of
Venice and if the Senate will pass Knots
bill giving immunity to witnesses who testify.
fhscountry will know all
There ID, says the Washington Capital,
great defect in our law that Congress would
= IN - correct. We punish the man who
oDsu 70 give bride the same as the Official
aesnt Who receives the bride. This is all
wrong. I. puts the tempter and the tempted
n the same boat II makes the act accom-