Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1876-11-09
EVENING STAR.
The Easaern OueSlIOn.

Albert Millard's Letters Fautsislstss-
,H among ine most notable features OF coa-
latest production emitted ssTurk, And Ssrns,
OF, Woe 70 the Nictors."
scene-A battle fieId. The Turks have
JUST lsid out the Seros. who take TO disht
Turks-Allsh be praised, We have o,n
qnered! Three cheers for Mahomet! (roev
carry the pews TO Midhat Pachs.l
Midhat Pachs-The devil You nave o nick.
loee no time; GO and apolos re 10 me sarhs
They re enter Serbia
Turks-ho, We servians we have lust wal
Iopeo you. You are absolutely wiped out.
We tender our apologies and regrets, and
are prepared TO make any compensation you
serbs We want nothing. We will accent
neither apologies, regrets, nor tnsem mites.
We don't care curse for you. We are the
coDquerors.
TURKS (rlsiug on their ears,-o, you are:
Turks-ssy ii again, will you? The Serbs
DO. The Turks trounoe them, and return to
N noupce the victory 20 Midnat Pscna.l
Midhat Pachs-There you are again Will
!ou never give me a rest 60 back 10
IchnernAy Ell, fall on your knees aud offer
bin an armfstice
Tcberpayer- What Apologies? An arm
1suce" You offer this To us as NJ we cJuli
accept IL! It's our privilege ID maze ooudi.
tloLs.
Turks But we are the conquerorS
Tcht rnsy ef-WeIl, possibly you are.
Turks-And you the conquered
too far. am not of the patient breed
TuIks-You amt eh9
Tcbernsyef- Not much.
Turks-No more sre We; aud we may as
well have IL out now, once for All. 5r5s
Turks sweep the Serbs from the face OF the
earth
ENTER Midhst Pscha)
Midhat Pscha-0reat Allshi What shall
We do now? The SerDs are thrashsd, n wing,
abolished. My army has not left a pl stooa
OF them together We have nothing lett but
TO capitulate. We must capitulate. (He
goes In his shirt, with a rope round his NECK
TO offer reforms TO the serbsl
Serbs-Our terms are high. We must have
ten thousand Turks decapitatsd.
Midhat Pscha-Doue!
Serbs-Also our autonomy.
Mfdhat Pacha-I guarantee IL. -
Serbs-Ltkewise much cash.
ali? 'N'
serbs-Lord, no! We want Constantine
pie.
Midhat Pacha-O, come, now
Serbs-And besides-and unless you agree
TO our terms
Turks-well?
SerbIWell, mind your eve.
Turks-That's rubbing IL IN. They fall
on the Serbs and reduce them 10 sixteen fu
humber Now, VIII you nave little COM
Surviving Serbs-we must have the Black
sea.
Turks-we'n Black sea you. additional
nnplesssntness. Eight severely wounded
Serbs remain.l Now that we have you down
70 fine point let us hope that We lay come
to ap amicable understanding.
serbs-We may, after you have abandoned
The errors OF Mahomet. The eight Serbs are
reduced to two)
Turks-Well, let us have peace.
Sefbs-We must have the moon!!i The
last Serb bites the dust)
Turks-Allah be praisedl That Is the last
OF them What does Europe say?
Europe-They wanted the moon. You
must give them the moon.
Turks-Giye whom the mOOn2
Europe-Give IL 10 the Serbs,
Turks-But there is no more Serbs,
Europe-Let US not discuss pTelimiuarIes
You have been asked TO give them the moon,
give them the moon, This is Indispensable
before we 60 further.
Turks-Neverthlsss-
Europe-Ne "nevertheless"-give them the
moon.
TurEs-All right. They shall have it.
(Aside.) But how in thunder shall we man
sgeit? (Curtain.)