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The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

The Utica IN. " convention was in the
interest of Tilden as the Democratic can
didate In the national convention. There
were 364 delegates present, and upon a
motion to secure one delegate from each
congressional district, which was made in
the interest of Tilden, 1t was shown that
of the delegates present 16S were opposed
to T1ldeD. Nearly one half, in his own
state
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03
sound words i'm the Utica Convention

sound Words in the Utica Convention
The presidential campaign Is growing
In interest and warmth every day. The
people are becoming aroused everywhere.
The Republican party begins to realize the
stubborn fact that it is impossible for them
to bring forward prominent man whose
garments are not soiled by direct copnec-
ton with the infamous record the party
has made sir ce it came into power, or by
completely with some act or outrage which
can not bear the light OF investigation.
As consequence, as they are brought
forward they are retired, or, what amounts
to the same thing, they are vehemently
opposed by some of their own partizan
upon the ground that their record will not
bear scrutiny. Blaine, Morton and Conk-
ling have been virtually killed in advance,
and Bristow, who Is simply known as a
detective, has as little chance as the others.
Under such circumstances the outlook is
gloomy for the Cincinnati convention.
1t matters little, however, to the Democ-
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03
Uhe SemtimeI.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 3.

The Journals "energY OF force against
a confident majority" means bsretaced and
absolute fraud. Let the Republican party
attempt it, and the leaders will land where
80 many Republican officials now repose-
in the psnitentiary.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

Let toreign-bOrn citizens take notice
that pending this election the Journal does
not dare to open its mouth about Orth, or
tell who it's candidate for governor is. II
now csjoles those whom the man it sup
ports for governor has sworn to disfrsn-
cbise and hate with an everlasting hatred.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

There is a great demand for Terrell now.
His master, Morton, wants him at Wash
ington to figure him out of the clutches
of Springer's investigating committee, and
Brother-in-lsw Holloway wants him in
Indianapolis to rally the Radical ring re-
peaters at the various voting places on
TuesdaV
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

The war governor won't come home to
take command of the home guards to keep
the Democrats away from the polls, as he
has all he can do. and more, explaining
what be did with $3.50, 900 of the peoples
money he had unwsrrsnted charge of dur
ing those tumultuous times when he con-
trolled the state as II he owned IL.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

When OrIb, the head center If Know
Nothingism, YVES nominated for governor 3
was expected that the spirit OF 1854 would
be revived. The Republican papers of II 9
city are Safeguarding the Irish, and their
hostility to the Germans would be equally
fierce did they not hope their party would
receive some German votes next Tuesday.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

The Chicago Tribune writes insipid
plstitudes about Bristow, and the agent of
the Associated Press sends them over the
country on the wires and compells the
newspapers of the country to pay for them.
The proceeding is distssteful to the press
and the public, but MedilPs editorials,
even when mixed with lightning, are too
weak tn hurt
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

Their silence as to Germans is not that
they hate them less, but that they love
their votes more.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

LIvINe-D mortal agony Of
consumptive invalids is often more terrible
than death. Their complainings make every
body unhappy around them, while their lives
are prsraaturely ,ost TO themselves. unless
thoroughly cured by Wisharts Pine Tree Tar
Cordial, the safest remedy ever known, and
one that never fails
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03
williams voted for the Baxter law Joul

Williams voted for the Baxter law.-Jour-
nal.
A reference to the record OF the session
will show that williams did not vote for
the Baxter law, but that George w.
Friedley, now chairman of the Republican
State Central Committee, did. Mr.. Will
lisms voted against the raise in Their
salaries while the same Frledley voted fol
the increase to $40 per diem for members
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

The "Ph 9nix" brand Pure White Lesd
is corroded by the only true method. known
as the sold Dutch Process, /" and Is sold with
the positive assurance of absolute purity.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

COLDS AND CoUGHs.-Sudden changes OF
climate are sources of pulmonsry and bron-
chial affections. Take at once Browns
Troches, 4" let the cold, cough or irri-
tation of the throat be ever sosnght.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

Hundreds of people have been perma-'
nently cured OF the piles by using Ponds TX
tract Half a teAspoonful should be, taKen
three times day and the parts bsthesi freely.
A compress, we. with 1t, and kept in place by
a bandage. will prove beneficial. In extreme
cases, half an ounce or more may be injected
night and morning when the plies sre IL
ternal.
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THE WEEKLY SENTINEL.
TO DEMOCRATS.


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Seh'lnei ss specimen 10 nSny WHO are
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VIII ih'oi oe' 'Noiii9oi' % III so''ins UP 0iuOo'
"o oA oA Jul OA W S0
one name eacn' Inc State candioates
c)Nl soon DC In TIE neio, Wnen the nght
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

Cross and sickly children can be made
healthy, and strong by regulating their stom-
achs and bowels with Castoria- 1t is more ef-
fective than castor oil. and is as pleasant to
take honey. For wind collie, sour stomach
worms and costigeness, there is nothing iRr
sxisteoce equal to Castoxia-
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1876-05-03

Why will yen suffer from rheumatism
sprsins, stiff joints, swsllings, burns, scaldSor
weak back, when the CeStaur Eminent az
fords> certain relief. Many articles soothe
pain TO a certain extent. but the Centaur lin
imant cures. The White Liniment 10 for
the human family, the Yellow Eminent Is for
horses and animals.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29

neien Clevelande ale cel6m state
chvaIne znameho; ano co pravnik poziva
Ranney povesti narodni, jiz 81 ziskal v
hodnosti elena nejvyssiho soudu tohoto
statu.
Rufus 2. Ranney narodil sc Blan-
ford6, okresu Hampden Massachu =
setts r. 1913. Otec jeho byl farmaf. R.
1924 vystehovaa Sc rodina jeho do Ohio
sice do okresu Portage, kde Ella zivot
prvnich osadniki, zivot pionyrd. Rufus
sam zahy naucil Sc vladnouti sekerou, iiz
kacel panensk6 lesy divokeho zapadu.
Dychte po vyssim vzdelani, vstoupil do
jak6si skoly Nelsone, kde Sc pfipravil
ma vyssi uceliste (koleD. Saty v nichz
vstoupil do koleje Western Reserv zvan6
koupil 81 "a penize strzen6 "a dfivi, iez
vlastni rukou byl nasekal. Jsa dvacet diva
roxy star, vstoupil Jeffersonu do advo-
katskG kancelafe r. Giddingse b. F.
Wada, ktefiz 81 Gestne misto v dejinach
zeln6 teto vydobyli. Kdyz Giddings byv
zvolen do kongresu re spolkH Wadem
vystoupil, nastoupil Ranney ieho misto.
Tato nova advokatska tirma byla neihle
dan6si cel6m severnim Ohio. Pfesidliv
SO do Warren, uchazel Sc dvakrate kon-
gresni poslanectvi, byl ale po obakrate
porazen. Porazili iei ieho pFatele, whigO-
We, kteri prom hlasovali. Whigove byli
tehdy opozitni stranou; spojivse Sc Free
solery 81 protiotrocniky, utvofily nyn6lsi
stranu republikanskou. Red.) " le.
tech 1850 - 81 byl Ranney clenem usta-
vodarne konvence sjce ze vsech neicin-
ntjsim neischopneisim. Roku 1851
byl zvolen "a elena neivyssiho soudu o
hia; r. 1862 zvolen po druhe. Jeho roz-
hodnuti ci nalezy soudni ziskaly mu pc.
vest narodni. r. 1864 byl Ranney Gle
nem demokraticke konv6nce narodni, kite
raz ponavrhla Nc Clellana "a kandidata
presidentsvi.
Ranney byl v6rny unionista. X zadosti
guvern6ra Toda cestoval 1862 po state,
povzbuzuje fecmi svymi muze. ably si
do boie IA zachoyani unie, Soukromy ka
rakter Ranneyho jest beze skvrnky.
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karel sure.

kdyz zlovlada republikanska, iez po
odhaleni Belknapa kofaleGnich podvod1
nejslabsi nad6ji ma reformaci strany tie
nepodavala, kdyz bylo den Ike dnf patr-
neJsi, ze Sc octnula rukou nejnesvedomi
tejsich politikatd a neinestoudneisich po-
rusenc6, umluvili usnesli SO vlasteneGti
muzove Ameriky, nichz vetsina narod-
nj povesti Sc t6si, svolani siezdu tax
zvanych nezavislych obcand, ably Sc
uradili, kterak Sc vici nastavaiicim siez.
ddm velikych narodnich stran zachovati.
Hlavnim pdvodcem sjezdu toho, n6mz
jsme zahajcni velik6ho hnuti vlasteneck6-
no procitnuti uspaleho politickeho sv6-
domi naroda spatfovai, byl Karel Sure.
Sized sesel Sc mesici kvetnu Noven
Yorku. Ovocem jeho bylo usneseni adre
sy narodu Spoj. statI, jiz vypracoval
Karel Snrc 1mluva, ze nezavisli obcane
vyckaii vysledky konvenci republican.
ske demokraticke; navrhnouli tyto do.
bre kandidaty, ponechano bude kazd6mu
ma vdli podporovati jednoho nebo druhe-
no, pfipade opacnem ale mel byti sized
k opetnemu sezeni svolan ma nem We
vsi opravdovosti zalozeni tfeti strany pro-
nano byti melo.
Pro mas ma zvlastni zajimavost adresa
sjezdu nezavislych V nj prohlasuie ten
to, jake kandidaty podporovati a jake "a
mitnouti hodld. Mezi jinym cteme tam
Glanek:
,Nebudeme podporoyati zadneho
kandidata, kteryz, byt pfatele jeho se-
be pfiznivtji o mem soudili, nemel by
ony vlastnosti ducha a karakteru, iez
vyzaduie vzneseny ell opravy; nebof
americky narod nesmi dati sazku bu.
doucnost republiky, zkouseje to lid
mi, jichz schopnosti a vlastnosti karak-
teru ien die doslechu zname' ~E
Clanek tento CELL pfimo proti kandida-
tdm dosud We vefejnem zivote We smyslu
opravy neosvedcenym; ba vice - on &c.
lii rfimo proti Hayesovi, ktery iiz
pied sjezdem politickych kruzich Ca
sopisech CO vbodny kompromisni
kandidat Sc uvadel. Tento clanek vysel
pera Surcova Sure eta jej nekolika
pfateldm, mezi nimiz Sc zdejsi Jakub
Miller nalezal, dolozil: This dispO
ses Of Mr.. Hayesss t. j. tento clanek
odbyva Hayese. Jakub Miller vycetl to
Surcovi We Waechtru den pred pfijezdem
jeho do Clevelandu a Sure toho nepopfel,
nevyvracel. Patrno tedy, ze Sure nechtel
miti Hayese kandidatem presidentstvi.
Sure znal tez pfedobfe smysleni sjezdu
vedelt. ze Bristow Tilden jsou ii muzo-
We, jez 81 Sized navrzenu miti pfal. Smy-
sleni to vyslovil zcela urcite delsi feci
mladsi Adams. Bud Bristow nebo Til
den" zn9l zaverek feci jeho Sized dal
ma jevo bouflivou pochvalou, ze jmeny te
mi vysloveno smysleni pfani jeho. Par
Sure tfebas netleskal, ale on tez prot to
muto projevu neprotestoval, COZ mel uci-
niti, nemel-li tehdy jiz dmyslu prav'
3 projevenym smyslenim dat Sc vazati.
Proc toho neuGi.
milf Pros mlcels Kdo MIDI souhlasi, pra
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29
Official paper of the city.
Move OZnamky.
NOyy ObchOd
v UHL
Ma rOhu

Ma rOhu
Broadway a WOOdlandav.
(Naproti vychodnimu vchodu do ustfed.
niho trziste.)
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29
POGESTNY' SP6sOB BOJE. Ooe


kavali isme, re letos ODE strany po6est-
n6jsimi zbranemi bojovati budou, nebOt
oba kandidati isou muzove ctihodni pax
Jest to prvni rok druheho stoleti trvani
republiky "a tn by bylo naroda minulosti
ieho distoino, ably stoleti to neiakou re-
formou zahajil. Nalehaveisi reformy,
nezli jest poeestne politicke zapoleni, me-
zname, Lee zklamali isme Sc. Obe stra
ny Sc snazi piekonati Sc vsprostem ne
iapnem hanobeni kandidat1. Tax n. pr
nadavaii republikanske casopisy Tldeno-
vi ,,svindlerd ktivoptisehik1," Hen
dricksovi ,lupicd vlastizradcI," demo.
kraticke pax roztrusuji 0 Hayesovi, ze
zpronev6fil asi s 400 zlate hodinky, jez
mu cd iednoho voienskeho uprchlika "a
valky zastteleneho, sv6feny byly, ably ie
rodine ieho odevzdal. lie republikanske
casopisy lhani, soteni, spilani spros-
tactvi casopisy demokratick6 znatn6 pied
stihuii, dalo by Sc snadno dokazati. Ne.
dostava Sc Jim vecnych d6vodd proto
81 pomahaii timto nectnym spIsobem.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29

Guyerner Hayes manzelka eho
jsou pozvani k presidentu Grantovi do
Long Branch, kde tento letni prazdniny
travi Hayes pozvani tomu vyhovi Bu-
de miti krasnou pfilezitost nauciti Sc Cd
Granta ,vladnimu" umeni
V Elizabeth, N. j. podpalil nezna
my palic sesty pier Centralni drahy i.
Pier, Is vozd uhlim dve lode kanalo-
We shofely; $50 tun uhli bylo shazeno do
vody. Skoda pfesahuie s $4,000.
V Pottsvillu, Pa, odsouzeno 5 Gle
MI tajne spolecnosti uhlokop6 jmenem
Molly Mcguire, k smrti. Uhlokopove ii
byli usvedteni ze zavrazdeni policajta
Yosta Tomaqua.
Posledni sobotu navstivilo 1O4,514
lidi vystavu; tech bylo 95,S73 platicich
coz jest nejvetsi navstcva nejvetsi pfi-
jem "a cely Gas vystavy.
B. Dulitsch, nejvetsi velkoobchod-
mix obuvi Buffalo, prasknul. Dluhy
ieho obnas malickost : 100000 a imen
jen 5 $4,000.
Ma yystavisti We Filadelfi vypuk
nul oheh, kteryz ztravil kilny, nichz u
lozeny byly prazdne bedny cizich VISTA
vovateld. Atlas hotel byl We veliken
rebezpeci, ma stesti jei uhaiili. Skod,
paci SO ma nekolik tisic dollara
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29

GENERAL NC CLELLAN, kteryz
Sc od vice let politiky stranil, prohlasuie
Sc liste jednomu pfiteli jeho svedcicirn,
pro Tildena Hendricxse. List ten Jest
ddkladnym rozborem volebni otazky a
svedei moudrosti a zrale uvaze. Psan
Jest pax klidn6 v6cne. Co SO kandida.
ta tyte, pravi pisatel: ,Chovam nejv6tsi
dctu k osvicenosti k osobni povaze re
pub!ikanskeho kandidata, vefim, ze jest
muz pfimy. Lee &c by ain6niti mphl Or
ganizaci politiku sve strany = jevi Sc
mi nemozne byti Vddcove, ktefi kon-
troluii utvafi politiku strany, zdstanou
titez po volbe marne jest donfati, ze
bude lze Mich anebo pod mimi nejakou
prospesnou zmenu spdsobiti. Jest vice
nez zfejmo, 10 kdyby 1874 nebyla zvole.
ma demokraticka snemoyna, bylo by ne.
mozno byvalo odhaliti vysetfiti raznf
pfipady zlovlady, jez potom ma svetl'
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29
pOndELEem, IL. CerCence
jeste levneji

zboA sve prodavati, sice cerne hedbavi,
baregne hedbayi, fancy hedbavi; jennie,
prostfedni lacine latky ma saty, cerne
alpaky, kasmiry, Gerne hernadiny gre
nadiny, platene latky, kambriky, perka-
ly, organtiny, bile lawns Qatky ma saty
do zahrad), prubovane atlasove viktorias,
pruhovan6 kraikove kambriky lawns,
platene obleky, ulsters, kabaty a saty
prot prachu (dusters), mohery, krajkove
Ecru svrchni obleky, kraikove points a
saky, sally, zbozi pro domacnost, slunec-
Milky, hlazene rukavicky, fancy punco-
chafske vyrobky pro danny, divky pa
ny, fancy zbozi vseho druhu.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29
CislO %.

neien Clevelande ale cel6m state
chvaIne znameho; ano CO pravnik poziva
Ranney povesti narodni, jiz 81 ziskal V
hodnosti elena neivyssiho soudu tohoto
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29
Rufus y. Ranney

Ia poslance dvacateho (cleyeandske-
ho) distriktu kongrssniho ponavrhla de-
mokakratic konvence soudce Ranneyh no
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29
II vzb uz G nj

ohromntm prodejem "a minuleho tydne,
jshoz isme snizenim cen byli docilili, bu.
deme potinaie
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-08-29
Ornament.

Cteni pfatele zakaznici moi:
Prosim navstivte mne pfesvedcte Sc o
mem vybornem a rozsahlem skladu jar
nich - slippersd pro PAM, slecny dit
KY. Taktez
Velky vJber marokkovych zapinacich
snerovacich botek kazdeho druhu;
Ruci Sc, re kdo koupi SO zbozim 1plne
spokoien bude. - Vsecka spravka vyko-
ma Sc dokonale. Nasi cesti delnici budou
poteseni, budouli moci krajanim SWIM
poslouziti.
Taktez pradavam vseho druhu muzske
a chlapecke boty perka tpoloboty) tele-
Ct a skopove, vesmes pod cenou, abych
zasobu svou spise vyprodal. S dctou
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what sared a veteran.

Years ago CLas ~ Lee was great
lawyer III Rochester, New York On
one occasion, he was detensiing an old
note for thirty dollars. There was
scarcely a doubt of the mans guilt,
but Lee getting over the knotty points
of the evidence as we'll as lie could un-
dertook tn carry the .j"ry by escalade
On the ground OF the prisoners rev.lu-
iio,laFy services. He described III
graphic terms tie bloody attack on
Stony Point, by Mad Anthony, AT
which tie prisoner, then a dare devil
of nineteen years of age, distinguished
himself, and closed his speech Us toll
lows:
Gentlemen of the jury, will you
Seld to the State Prison for passing 2
contemplate thirty dollar forged note,
an old hero of three-score and ten, who
IN his youth chcered the heart of his
country in the darkest hour of the rcvo-
LUTON by storming Stony Point?"
This was pose to the jury, who
retiring, returned after an absence Of
about two hours, when the clerk went
through the usual formula:
Gee. .tlemen of the jury have you
agreed upon a verdict ?''
"We have"
"Do yon find tie prisoner at the bar
guilty, or not guilty 20
Not guilty, because he stormed
Stony Poiut!' thundercd the foreman.
The audience applauded and the crier
raped for order, the district attorney
objected to the recording of the verdict
aud the judge sent the jury ont again,
telling the foreman iu a sharp tone,
that they must render an unconditional
verdict.
After an absence of ten minutes. they
returned, when the foreman rendered
tile simple verdict OF not guilty, add
ing, however, as lie dropped lnto his
seat
cit was a good thing, though for the
old revolutionary cuss that he storrned
Stony Point 90
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and with it the help walked a long,

and with it the help walked a long.
weary mile to obtain.
Philip undoubtedly saved my life, for
the prisoner proved to be a dangerous
villain hong wanted by the State. They
told me that tainted when it was all
over and Allie and Paul got home !;
after il followed long and tedions i'll
ness through which my brnther's wife
nursed me with untiring care. How /
had wronged her! learned to love
the sweet, girlish face almost as well as
Fred himself. She was SO honest, I'M
selfish and kind that | was heartily
ashamed of my former feelings. /
Welded submissively to her kind care,
or | was as helpless in my weakness as
child, but l could not subdue the
houghts that crowded my feeble brain.
missed sometEiag at last | remem-
,ered, it was Philip, was he dead ? did
he wretch kill him? One day | ques-
ioned my sister Allie. "He has found
IN owner" she replied, with an odd
ook.
81 want to see him. I said, bursting
nto tears and sinking weakly back
tIlOpS the pillows OI my cnalf j ne
log was sent for; and, by and by, when
was stronger, became acquainted
With his master. fine looking gentle
# forty, with hair and beard of snowy
white, and contrasting strangely with
the youthful,ess of his face and form.
He was Elien's halt-brother, and, while
III visit to his step-mother, had lost
the dog. He had returned to find the
valued animal. Strangely enough,
had called the dog by his masters name
Philip-Philip Warrener. He was q
scholar and bachelor, wealthy and
eccentric, yet / have never regretted
hat the dog or his master claimed me
for their own, to love and protect, even
unto death. Fritz, for such was the
dogs name, is old and blind, but my
twin girls twine fresh wrcaths around
his neck, and nestle their curly heads
beside his, grown gray with age, with
a beautiful cfildlike devotion of which
he IS we'll wor;hy.-liys. s. r. Z
Hathor7ae, IN Podlfqd transcript.
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FORCING A SALE.

It was job to sell old Twisier any
thing at decent profit, and, indeed. to
sell him anything at all half the time ::
he only hauled over the goods, asked
the prices, sai6 they were too high, aud
walked off. One day our head sales
man saw him coming in, and tod the
boys to keep back and he would certain
~ sell him something hefule he left the
store, aud 50 we stood back and waited.
"What's the price of these goods ?''
said 'FwiS;er, taking hold of some that
were lying in an open case
'1.rhese, MIR. Twister, are twelve and
one-halt' cents yard" said the sales
man, naming hall cent u,der the price.
"rwelve and a-half! Too high.
Now. at twelve we might trades
well, "e will say twelve to you,'
said the salesman.
"Well, dunno as I want the goods
enough," said Twister. s'It ought to
be made an object. Now at eleven and
a-half I'd bny.''
"Well, you shall have case at
eleven and a-half," said the salesman
determined he should buy at some price
w GlIs uOIi Hdut OUT Hall u case,
said 1wister.
Every well, we will divide the case
for you"
81 s'pose," said the purchaser. "you'l
throw IN the case and won't charge tol
carriage ?'
EYES," said the salesman, swell takt
out halt the case, charge you nothing
for cartage, throw in the case, and sci
you the goods for eleven and hal
cents"
"srx months, s'pose," said the keer
buyer.
Yes, six months credit and privi
lege of returning all You don't sell,
said the persevering seller" now,
suppose may slip them right up t
your town ~
tsNo, no /: don't be so fast, youna
man; guess wont take 'en1, dom
| like to have goods forced on me IN tha
style. ''-- Boston Commercial Bulletin
An Irishn,an once ordered painte
to draw his picture, and to represen
MIN standing behind tree.