The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-09-18
.REmEnBA' BALTIMO'!"
The Procesh Of the Followers of the
Patron SRint Ulysses 4.

The PrOcesh oil the Followers oil Inc
Patron Saint Ulysses 4.
"Remember B altimo'," Reform the Bal
tlmore Rebels" "Ne Pension to Rebel
Soldiers" "Peace IS Declared, but the
Var for Freedom is not get Ended, and
a host of others Of n similar nature, were
the cabslistic signs that greeted the eye
of the observer, Saturday night, painted
10 glaring letters on the banners of the
band of patriotic followers of Ulysses l.,
some tour or i've hundred IN number,
who had turned out to do homage to the
would-be Ulysses ii despite the fury OF
the elements and the paternal warnings
of Atchy, the Twelfth street organ
grinder, that there was danger of catching
cold, and that they might, some of them,
sieken and be gathered to the fold, and
a vote lost to thu cause Of Ridicalism to
return again no more forever.
The procession formed at the corner oil
Main and Sixteenth street, and moved
up Market to the tune of some hall
dozen drums, ffes and tin whistles, each
of the noble heroes equipped and armed
with .'real nice, pretty little caps and
capes" of the color of Jacobs coat OF
old. and wooden musket, from the
muzzle of which projected torch. cast
ing a lurid glare into the heavens above,
barely noticeable through the drizzling
rain that came steadily down on their de-
voted heads. In fact, the scene as the
processhers dragged their dew
besprlnkled carcasses over the
route to the place OF rem.
devious, with head thrown back and
wld-ope'd mouth, forcibly reminded US
of the scriptursl seven walls of wrath,
and for the nonce we oplHed that the
whole seven had been emptied into one
large bottle of copperdisulled crooked
ness and was slowly but surely beating
down on the highly colored cuticle of the
PROPOSES of the proceshers, and as
surely and slowly seeping around and
down the outlets OF the thirsty mob. Up
Market they moved, to Tenth, down
Tenth TO Nam, where they were joined
by the Etnaville, Bridgeport and Island
people, thence down Main to Twelfth, up
Twelfth to Chapline, down Chapline to
Sixteenth, and out Sixteenth to the pole
where the orators, IN addition to the
already CORY display, were TO "Remeln-
ba' Baltitmo'," and fling to the breeze
a garment of brighter hue than even that
which adorned the person Of the historic
female of Babylon. But bottled wrath
had been too much for the party
of "God and morality of the AlAth
century," as an old veteran termed
it; "Baltimo'," was forgot, and all things
given place to continuous gulping in OF
those seven walls, and the very atmos
phere was redolent with the sweet per-
fume of that "crookedness which had
been the cause of so many good men
and true, sacrificing themselves and re
siding in brown stone fronts at the ex-
pense of different states, for the good of
the "caws." But all things earthly must
end; so with professions, and the hoode
was brought to an uEtimely close, and
the clarion tones of the orators
who had been fattened especially for the
occasion, disturbed not the serenity OF
the man in the moon as he gracefully
hid his face behind cloud and passed
on to purer atmosphere. Thus did the
"Lruly loil" solemnly meander to their
respective homes, those having been so
unfortunate as not to capture vial on
the fly, pulling their caps far down over
their ears, rs though TO disguise their
features, apparently ashamed of their
surroundings, while Others marched forth
towards the domicile wherein their af-
fnity anxiously awaited their coming
to the tune of "Come home, dear father
come home"