The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-07-06
Written Expressly for the Stark Co. Democrat
PENNSYLVANIA DEITSH
Breef fun Sammy Schnitzler.
DUNNERsBARRIcK, July der .lth, rs.

Wann ebbas letz gait, odder net exactly
according tzu anne 81 notion, don kummt
mer ebmohls Gus humor, un der anetsich
wag for DRIVER kumma is warda bis de
boseheit widder fergait we der alt fraw
era shmeer safe,
Ich war anes fun denna os in favor
waura for der General Hancock uf nem-
ma, we'll ar fun unserm goota olta Penn
sylvania shtate kummt. Ich un de Fanny
hen shun Gus g'maucht 'aot os mer all
tzwae du, wella wass mer kenna for der
Hancock nj du, we'll ich goot bekannt bin
NIT eem, un aw nit seim dawdy os in
Norristown wont Aver du connsht
denka os ich orrick dispoint war we Sc so
shtorrick nj gonga sin for der Tilden,
Aver we ich a wennieh considered hob
un gwunnert eb de Republicans now
net ON end noch der Hays droppa un
der Porra Beecher uf nemma, so os de
lett ammohl n chance have kenna for
de weesht Tilden un Beecher sierei uf
settla, dino hob ich gedenkt os ON end
is de nomination ordliCh goot for ich
glawb net os de lett nj game forso'n Porra
os so feel opnere ,eit era viewer run'd,
Aver ich hob sidder Gus gfunna os S
gor net der same Tilden is-os dar wo de
fuss g'hot hut nit m Beecher haist Theo.
dore, un der democratic candidate hasht
Sam. De Fanny named ar muss der
mon 81 os Sc der Uncle Sam hasa. Any
how !ch bin awfongs nimmy gons so base
os ich war-bin tzu der conclusion kum-
ma os de convention fershtandich war os
Sc dar very mon g'numma hen. Mer
wissa all goot gnunk os Sc yusot amer uf
nemma hen kena, un de wo in favor
wara fun Thurman, un Bill Allen, un
Hendrcs un onnery hen yustso feelrecht
tzu grummla os mer wo in favor from
Hancock waura. Un now bin ich tzu der
conclusion kumma os meer all-all de
dtmokrawta in Pennsylvania, Ohio un
indiana amohl tzomma shticka un denna
ferdivelty treasury deeb weisa wass mer
du kenna. Mer wella now all amohl der
ruck Gus tzeega un de hens armel nuf
rulla bis on de OKLA, un dino for bizness
Luss uns u amohl de lett wesa os mer
ON end net particular sin weller os unser
leader un general is, yust so os ar uns
good general'd.
Un ich bin now net sure eb S net real
ly besser is os mer der Tilden hen os S
wer wann Sc noch gor der General Hen
cock uf g'numma hetta. Der Tilden is
der mon os so orrich down is uf de gros-
sy deeb in Nei Yorrick, un ar is der mon
os der Tweed in de Penitentiary, nj g.
shteck hut, un der wag os ar de rings
fun deeb fersmash d maucht mich glawa
os wann ar amohl inl President shtoob
hucktdos dino de shtalerei amohl uf
hard. Alleweil sin de grossy deeb in de
Offices. An ehrlicher mon shtate gor
ka chance. Der Babcock os ivver a
holb milliona g'shtola hut is IN Presi.
dent Grant 81 pet. Der Belknap, n first
class deeb hut sich ferdopt un well ar,
aver dino confessed hut ar Gus m office
rous marcha missa un d'no hut, hut der
President 81 mind uf g'macht os ar amer
nj dut os so shmart is os sen INNER un
eawich net ON shtale ferwisha kenna.
OF course or hut grawd uf der Cameron
g gpitcht-for der boss Cameron, du
washt, war in sellam same office unner
m Lincoln, aver we'll ar so orrick whole
sale g'shtola hut is der alt Abe tzu der
conclusion kumma cen tzum loCh nous |
kicka, un ar huts aw gedu, un dino is |
der Stanton in de Office Sc kenna sawga |
ivver eer alt Abe Lincold wass Sc wella |
ar hut net G 'shtola, un wann ar n deeb |
in office ferwisht hut dino hut ar m aw
81 walking papers gevva. Aver net so
nit m Grant. We der Bellknap Gus m
office resigned hut well S eem ongsht
warra is for m democratic Congress House
dino for sure 81 os ar n gresserer deeb
in 81 plotz grickt, hut der der Grant of
Course, 81 attention tzum boss Cameron
direct,u der boss hut decide os Sc S bes-
ser runna kenna wan ar selwer i'm Senate
bleibt un 81 sohn Don in de War Office
dut Ar is aw bail gonga for der Don os
ar all de ropes goot fershtat, un now is
der Don i'm Bellnap si'plotz-der klensht
deeb fun de tzwa is of course der Bellnap.
Un now is der Hays aw g'pledged os
wann ar nj kummt soil der Donin Cabin
ed bleiva, un de gons troop fun deeb un
os mer doh hen in Pennsyl-
vania-der Mackey, Tuition, Kemble,
Mphlenberg, Bum, Marks, Mann i'm all
runRa de offices un jobs un shtala allies
was grabba kenna,
Now is de question os mer decida mis-
sa i'm November-wella mer der Hays
electa-'n goot gnoddoorder cleverer
un finer mon, os fesht gebunna is on der
Comeron ring fun Forty Thieves, odder
der Uncle Samuel Tilden, der mon os
druf insist os mer all de grossy un klaney
deeb in de Penitentiary dumissa, un am
ohl proweera eb mer net menner fnna
con for de Offices os net allies shtale.
Der difference i'm Republican un i'm Dem
ocratic platform is orrick semple-net
hort tzu fersht9. Do is S, uR war lasa
con, un so feel fershtond hut os n COM
moner shaft ux, con gor net fail g9. Der
Platform, according tzu Re-
publican practic is:
IS government is g'maucht for de bene-
fit fun de Office holders, un war der
besht grabber is un con der grasht howfa
5htala ona drau ferwisht waerra, seller is
der besht Republican, an entitled tzu der
besht office"
Der democratic platform, according
.zum Uncle Samuel siner notion un prac-
tic is des doh:
as government is g'maucht for de
benefit fun folk, un wer der besht cha
un der htsht mon is, un ehrlich,
seller is der besht democrat, un ON beshta
tzu der besht Office, un de deeb
nissa all mitnonner in de penitentiary."
Nom ich un de Fanny game nj for der
Uncle Samuel Un we is S in Ohio?
Hen r i'm sin aw on de arwet tzu ge ?
Ich sawg luss uns amohl all tzomma ,
,hticka un my wardt derfore Ohio un
Pennsylvania game mitnonner i'm Nov
ember for der Tilden. Der Hays fun
Ohio is net der rmon os mer watcha missa, :
aver der head boss Cammeron-de gross
,chond fun Pennsylvania. Der double
un Ohio foor, Cameron un
Havs is net exactlv waSs mer hawa well {