The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-01-06
DELAYED LETTER.
PENNSYLVANIA DEITSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY sCHNITzLER.

Heit is widder amohl Krishdawg un
iCh feel os wann de gons welt in tip-top
gooter humor w@r derweaga. Mer hen
of course n welsh-hawna roast enjoyed
for 3 middawg essa, un mince pies un
plenty tucker sauCh un ebble un parsh-
ing shnitz un allies wass mer denka con.
Un de yungy Schnitzler--der Billy un
Johnny un de kl@ Sally Ann de hen era
eagner shport, for der Belsnickel hut Sc
net fergessa we ar der shornsh-t@ runner
g'shlupt is de letsht naucht. Ich hob
tzu der Fanny g'sawt os es con 81 os de
tzeita hort sin, un os es anne uftmohls
faild on de shtamps, aver some how
wann Krishdawg kummt don kummt aw
allerlea goots os mer enjoya con. ON
end sin mer net gons so awrm os mer net
goot l@bt we onner lett aw.
De fact is, ormy lett hen o decideder
advantage ivver de wo reich sin. Es hut
gor kea g'fohr os ebber mich rawbt for
wann amer g proweera date don kent ar
3 net kumma for wo con mer ebbas
nemma wo nix is? Ich hob gor kea
bodderation weaga fire proof safes, we'll
ich nix hob for nj tzu du. Els hut gor
kea g'fohr os ebber mer noch shneckt for
my pocka-buch shtala, for n yeader mon
os bekannt is NIT miner pedigree vase
os nix drin is. Els is mer aw gor net
bong os anes fun meina agents odder
clerks odder book-keepers GUS cleared
NIT meina shtamps, for ich hob kenny,
un hob aw kea use for so agents un clerks
un superintendent, we'll ich my bizness
sich selwer runn'd-wass ich ferdeen is
my, un de Fanny hut alsfort deCenty
kleader un ich aw. Un wann Krishdawg
kummt don lava mer so goot un sin about
so happy os ennich ebber sunsht.
For pawr yohr tZurick war der Boss
Tweed n orriCk grosser un reicher mon
Es is maner unner 81 dish g'falla os es
nemmt for my gonsy family runna. Aver
we is es NIT m boss now? Date ich al
level situation NIT eem shwappa? Nc
sir-reel Ich bin der hame, un hob heit
anes fun de beshty middawg essa enjoyed
os de Fanny yeamohls prepared hut, ur
sell is ordliCh feel g'sawt, for de Fanny
con gor net gebutto w@rra wann 3 oni
welsh-hawna roashts gait.
I'm now is es alta yohr tzu sawga ouI
g'shpeelt, un iCh con net helfa tzu denks
fun feeler lea sauCha os g'happened sir
in dem yohr-feel goots un aw feel o.
nix tzu bragga is. Mer hen horty tzeiti
g'hot, sell is wohr, aver mer hen docl
gooty g'sundheit enjoyed, un for sell her
mer aw reason donkbar tzu 81.
In unserm lond hen mer de freihei
. enjoyed tzu sawga un vota un Gott deeni
we mer wella un we mer denka Os reCh
is. Un ich muss confess os mer unse
freiheit aw goot g'used hen. We me
g'sana hen os de deeb un rascals posses
sion hen fun government, hen merunse
opiuions frei rous expressed. Es is wohl
9 in Pennsylvania un in Ohio waura d
political deeb NIT all cram g'shtola gel
noch wennich tzu feel for uns, aver d
wohret is de wohret, unall os mer tzu d
hen i'm cummenda yohr is ahead gea u
( der gross battle GUS fechta, rln nemm m
wardt derfore, mer beeta Sc aw, un d'n
r waerra de dreckiche neshter amohl ou
/. g'misht. Ich fin kea fault nit de ehl
e liche republicans os Sc g'vote hen fo
4: Hartranft in Pennsylvania un for Haye
S in Ohio, for iCh bin gsatisfed os wan
: Sc amohl sin os de head MEME
S fun era eagny party unehrlich sin, os s
e dino aw NIT de liberals nj game for
D democratic ticket-for amohl an wext
in der political witterung. De whisk
deeb un treasury grabbers un govern
: ment spectators fun aller awrt MISS
a mer amohl GUS era neshter rous driva u
era accounts examina, un gOoka eb me
net ousfinna kenna wass Sc gedu hen m
m feela geld os Sc g'handled hen fc
yohra long. Un now, sidder mer
; democratic majority hen in Congress
aw huffnung os anyhow dale fun d
7 feela Washington rascalities on 8 dawge
LIGHT cumma
ON neagshta somshdawg is nei yohr-
( der arsht dawg fun grossa Jubello yoh
! Es dinkt mich des war now n goot
D tzeit for N yeader mon 81 mind ufmauCh
. tzu du wass ar du con for n revival fu
( de gooty, ehrliche un patriotishe tzeit
: os in dem lond waura for ca hummer
A yohr tzuriCk-in 1776.
s Suppose now an yeader mon os com
moner fershtond hut date 81 mind U
,, maucha os ar i'm gonsa yohr 1875 net
= mohl g'suffa w@rra will os ar sure is ke
leeg tzu sawga i'm gonsa yohr; os ar ne
maner geld shpend os ar ferdeent, exceI
> in case ar werd kronk; os ar wen MOI
independent act in politics un vote for
e goot fun loud un net yusht for party; 0
), ar in oily respects sich behafa will WEI
: gentlemen, un du wass ar con 81 nochbe
: indusa tzu subscriba for der Stark Count
S DEMOCRAT, so os n yeader mon un
: yeady shmarty fraw aw n chance hu
e IN Sammy Schnitzler 81 Pennsylvani
: Deitshe shticker lasa.
2 We'll es net unner oily lett bekant
{ will ich 3 noch mentiona os de besh
. meditzeen in der gonsa welt is my Penn
sylvania Deitshe Literature. De wo M
, breefa lasa i'm DEMOCRAT sin all frisf
> g'sund un happy. De Duckter I'm dods
lawd maucher un grawb-shta hooker 81
! all doun uf mich, for Sc sawga os unne
: de Pennsylvania Deitshe laser hen Sc &c
: kea customers Amer os my breefa lase
is sure os ar ne kea truvVel griCkt m
ous-tzehrung, odder NIT rummattick
odder tzaw-w@. Els cured allies. Un c
secured aw sounder fershtond. Amer G
| m Sammy Schnitzler 81 breefa lase
| ward ne net betroga i'm geils honde.
amer os 'dut we ich sawg is ne net dunn
g'nunk 81 geld investa in Luttere
shkeems odder ennich onner sort hum
bug fun der awrt. Du we ich savage
oily Sundawg tzwea mohl in der Kael
4 rich un ca mohl in de Sundawg shoe
5 Du net sowfa. Dut net leega. Dut ne
betreega. Du net for Grant vota un az
, for nemond os fun seiner shtripe is
: Kawf deiner fraw n dress for n nei yoh
present. Du net gambia un aw net huchi
Wann du noch leddich bisht don mauc
, dich ommanot aw-un cook GUS for ,
shmarty, gooty fraw. 81 sure os du 4
drucker nix shuldich bisht-betzawl de
! Democrat for net wennicher os ca yoh
uf forna nous. Du all wass ich der no.
sawg, un wann du dusht don nemm m
wardt derfore os du de full enjoymer
: securesht form A No. Happy New Yes
ON neagshta somshdawg morya.
SAMMY SCHNITZLRR.