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The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-11-11

NOVEMBER II. 1879. !:
RATES Of AUvERrasrNe.

s = : m -4 800 - -=- -
uAIl billie for advertising, are dine and pay
able IN ADVANCE
transient sAvertisins will be inserted ct the
rate VI u 20 per square Tor the nrst insertion
and 80 cents for each subsequent one A liberal
discount will be made on standing and displ
advertisements
For inserting Funeral notice 81 90 Notice Of
meeting 81 societies or secret orders ~ cents for
each insertion
Church, Society, Festival and Supper notices
will only be inserted as advertisements
No advertisement will be received at les, than
80 cents, and no advertisement will be inserted
for less than three dollars per month
LOCAL BralNkSS NOTICES
Of one square Is lines space) or more, in
serted in the BULLETIN as follows: (Less
than one square counted as square.)
One Insertion per square. 80
Two insertions per squarc.......". 10
Three insertions per squarc........... l %
Six insertions per square. ] IS
Two weeks per square. 2 80
One month per square................ 3 30
Special rates made on large advertise
ments or for longer time.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
HabIt. Of New TorE Business Ven.

Our Eeaitbiest and most noted men
are the most methOdieal in their busi-
ness habits. Mr.. A. T. Stewart rides
to his uptown store at ten A. NJ, and
promptly at twelve can be found at
his wholesale warehouse at Chambers
street, which be as promptly leaves aL
four. Commodore Vanderbilt is never
\ moment behind eleven in reaching
his Fourth street Office, and as the
hands OF the clock point to two he
buttons on his great coat for the con-
stItutionai afternoon drive behind his
fast trOtters, reaching home invari&-
bly, at five O'Clock TO dine. Jay Gould
plods ia the Office in the basement of
his Fifth avenue mansion from ten t.
three, never stopping even for lunch,
and on q pleasant afternoon can be
seen in the park behind pair OF del
icately- ponies hitehed to q road
wagon after the latter hour, always
alone. Peter Cooper rides to his down
town glue store in an old ramshaekle
coupe every day at ten, returning to
his home IN Lexington avenue at the
orthodox dining hour of two, studious-
iy discarding the fashionable six
O'Clock repast. Until his old carryall
was upset q year or two ago 10 Liber-
ty street by dray, the philanthropist
landing in the arms Ct 8 passer-by,
Mr.. Cooper insisted upon driving the
old gray horse which passed the war
campaign under Gen. "Bsldy" Smith,
attached to the vehicle mentioned,
but the Liberty street experience WIS
too much for the old gentleman, and
he was prevailed upon 10 overcome
his seruples against the more modern
coupe, and now consents to be driven.
Rain or shine, summer and winter,
the venerable William cullen Bry-
ant, his white locks hJatinx ia the
wiud, can be seen walking down the
east side OF Broadway, bee tuse the
least crowded, invariably reaching
the Office of the Ecenilg Post at
eleven o'clock. In the hot mouths be
remains at his country seat at ROslyD,
and for few weeks does not go to the
office In all other seasons, however,
his movements are regulated with
clockwork punetuality. Once arrived
at the editorial rooms he opens and
reads his correspondence, dispensing
with a secretary, and at the age OF
seventy-nine answering with his own
hand all his correspondents. Tnen
the morning journals are read with
religious care. Contrary to q general
impression, be seldom writes an edi-
tOrial. A dozen year will cover all
his work in this direction. Crest pub
lie emergencies only call forth his
editorial quill, at which times the
printers are seized with dismay, for
his chirOgraphy is not cOpper-plate by
any means but the readers of the ar
ticle in print are treated to some
beautiful employment of English,
which often carries conviction, as
we'll as hsnjsOmely-rOunded sem
tences. Promptly at two he gathers
up his bundles and parcels, for he is
seldom without one, and takes up bis
tIudge along the east side of Broad
way for his home in West Sixteenth
street.-N. Y GrdDhic.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27

or, or Justice of the Peace, before
whom any case prosecuted under this
act shall be pesding, or the Judge OF
any court Of Common Pleas, shall
have power to order the same to be
destroyed, and the same shall be de-
stroyed by FIRE in their presence !;
provided, that nothing in this section
shall be construed to prevent the use
of the same so far IS msy be neces-
sary for evidence in the prosecution OF
the accused.
Sec. 4. The Judges of the Courts OF
Common Pleas shall give this act In
charge to the Grand JuTies of their
respective courts at term thereof.
See. 5. All fines imposed by the
provisions of this act shall he collect
ed and paid over to the treasurer OF
the proper county within twenty
days after the collection thereof for
the use and benefit of common
schools.
Sec. 6. That the act passed April q,
1872, ''to suppress and prohibit OBJ
scene publications" is hereby repealed
provided, thrt all Offenses committed
against and all prosecutions pending
under said act hereby repealed, shall
/ be prosecuted the same as IL this act
had not been passed.
Sec. Z. This act shall take effect and
be in force form and after its passage.
Passed April s, 1875.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
MISCELLANEOUS,
wa. BURDICE,

VIM. GALLUP.
ESine JeWelry, Best American Gold and
IL silver watches, etc. Repairing done
promptly. Opposite Court House THIN.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27

A eluPls from tue country came to
the city yesterday, procured license
and were married in due form. They
left on the afternoon train for home.
They attracted the attention OF every
passenger by their lavish display OF
affection. The young man kept his
arm tight around the BRIDES waist, as
IL he was afraid she would vanish be-
fore he knew it, and she didn't seem
70 care IL he h1gged her right along
for half day. She was 50 terribly
homely that everybody wondered how
be could love her, aud by aud by he
seemed to think that an explanation
would be in order. He borrowed .
chew Of tobacco Of q man near the
door, ami remarked "pm going to
hug that girl ali the way home,
though know she isa't purty.D ST
wouldn't" briefly replied the man.
"And that's where yOI'd fool your
self" continued the young man.
"When Pm huggings hundred acres
OF clean, nice land, with forty head
OF stock on 1t, can make the homeli-
est girl in the world look like an angel
to me-"
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
EaIlwa1s AZ lhs got:om Of lne Sea.

When railways on land were first
TALKED of the projectors were credited
with being visionary enthusiasts.
What, then, is likely to be thought
OF those who seriously propose to have
railways under the sea. A subma-
rine carriage of most ingenious con-
structiOn has recently been invented
in Paris to cross the channel, aud for
navigating deep rivers aud channels.
The carriage is of galvanized iron,
and is Theoretically sealed. As its
lightness, compared with surrounding
water, would cause it at once to rise to
the surface, it is attached to q heavy
eight-wheeled truck, which runs Ou 4
line of rails laid down under the
ocean. It is not fsstenened so secure
ly, however, but that, In the event OF
an accident, il could he at once de-
tached and allowed to ascend to the
open air, when it would be easy to
make for the nearest port. The mo-
tive power is supplied by two screws
driven by compressed air. An enor-
nous quantity OF cir is distributed
through the interior in numerous
pipes, for the benefit of tae screw and
passenger. We might enter still
farther into details, and describe the
electric light atthe bows, which is to
illuminate both the road and the in
terror Of the vessel the entrance foI
the passengers, hermetically sealed
when ali are aboard the strong glass
windows, out of which any one may
see the marYels of the deep; the raft
carried on the roof, and the drivers
chamber at the sterI.-M1nuJdc-
tIrers' Trade Journal.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Expensive shams.

Sham-built Chicago rolled together
like q burning wisp of paper, Boston's
solid warehouses made dust and ash
es by the fiimsy embellishments OF
their roofs, the humming banks oi
Mill River turned into a valley OF
death and destruction, and now the
most important manufacturing and
railroad center of the State devas-
tated, crippled and parslyzsd by the
decay of an ill-cOnstruet-d dsm-ali
these awful warnings against the
waste and wiekedneSs. Of the cheap
and hasty construction seem to have
been none too many. We shall still
20 on, probably, cheapening contracts,
hurrying aud CLOSING over construe-
ton, employing cheap aud half-edu-
Gated engineers and architects, and
then forcing them TO employ cheap
and unknown material, laid by cheap
and uneducAted labor, under careless
or corrupt supervision. We shall
talk of our progress, OF our develop
ment, of our busy labor, OF our WELL
rewarded capital, until another stun
ming blow skaters the fiimsy fabric.
Boston Transcript.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
EakIng Short work OF II.

In the town OF Hopkinson, Miss,
lived certain Deacon Small. In his
advanced age ne had the misfortune to
lose the rib of his youth. After doing
penanee By wearing a weed on his hat
fulliyear, he was recommended to q
certain Widow Hooper, living In an
adjoining town. The deacon was a.
stride of his old brown mare, and on
arriving at the widows door he dis
covered her in the act Of turning the
suds from her wash-tubs. Said the
deacon
SIS this Widow Hooper ?
"Yes," was the reply.
SWELL" continued the deacon, "I
am that little bit of an old dried-up
Deacon Small, and have one question
to propose to you"
"Please propose, sir"
"Well, madam" said the deacon,
shave you any objection to going TO
heaven by way Of HopkinsOn ?"
'None at ell, Deacon" was the re-
ply. "Come In, deacon"
Suf1ce it to say they were married
the next day.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Babies in Congress.

One of the most interesting phases
of Congressional sightseeing occurs
when little children come in on the
floor of the House TO visit their digni-
fled papss. Half frightened and shy,
the little mites are led by the door
keepers. They scarcely look up til!
the dear, familiar face is in sight,
then with bound and a laugh, whose
gladness is fully answered by the
fathers smile, the child nestles close
ly in papa's chair, as if it were a
throne, and papa looks Sd proud of his
darling that all the gentlemen about
him catch the pleasure. There's Re-
gan, of Texas, q great burly, ponder
Gus fellow, looking as If nothing
could ever move him. Smiles are so
rare on that sober face that when
they do come they don't seem at
home one bit, but his little boy comes
In clim bs all over him, takes all sorts
and the grim facs relaxesf the busy
brain stops considering party prob
lens, and the father plays with his
child as if Congress were of no possi-
BILE consequences. Once in q great
while little girl stays in, making a
bit of brightness among the black
coasts on the floor. 1 don't believe
children were ever half ss pretty be-
fore as they are now, and when one
of these darlings in her picturesque
dress does appear, every man with
any little ones at home claims q bit
of the child's attentiOn.-PldiH Deal
pT
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Number rhreeth.


Miss Ageratum WiggIes went into
one OF our shoe stores the other day
to buy pair of lasting CATERS.
Miss Ageratum is not as young rs
she onee was, but still shakes her
eorkscreW curls in a very girlish
manner. On this occasion she lisped
very prettily, owing TO the fact that
she had left her front teeth atthe den-
lists to be mended-
I'll look at your lathing gsiterth,
II you please, thir.'
Clerk produces box and inquiries,
What number do you wish y
Number threeth, thir.'
Here is a pair, ma'am.'
Miss Ageratam put her hand in
one and sweetly asked
Have you q pair the thsma num-
Der little wider in the t1Ole ?n
Clerk produces number 81 and
says: Yes, ma'am, here's pair
"If you pleath, would like pair
a little fuller in the tOeth.'
Clerk hands out pair of number 1
saying:
These are about right, 1 guess
Miss Ageratum seated herself, push
Gu Udch ueE FiuSlctS, dTEduSeu TIE
folds of her dress, and proceeded to
take off her shoe. She didn't seem to
make much headway with number 4.
and, raising her bead in an artless
manner said
1T appearth to me, thir, the num-
berth get smaller every year,
The ObliRing Clerk produced q pair
of number 5, handed them to her and
gallantly observed
Yes, ms'sm, it does really seem to
me SO .; just slip your fOOt in this
one; it's little roOmier. SO to speak.
'Yeth it itb, but it ith very tight
across the inthep.'
'Ah well, here's pair which Pm
sure will be just exactly right-would
be willing to take my oath on it, and
with a look OF warm admiration
(which Miss Ageratum received with
a coquettish toss of her spiral tresses)
handed her pair OF 6's.
AT lath J Just right knew l
couldn't be mithtaken in my num-
Der, though Mithter Pegthersper,
next door, declared it wath impothi-
BILE for me to put on number threeth.
There ith thueh difference in thore-
keepeTth."
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27

The conductors, train agents and
brakemen on the main line of the
Pennsylvania RallrOad-and probably
the Philadelphia & Erie-are to be
supplied with neat and elegant uni
forms this month. They are described
as follows: Those CT the conductors
viii be double-breasted frock coats Of
navy blue cloth, with twelve silver
plated buttons and q monogram on
the lapel, with the number above it,
and to be kept buttoned all the while
on duty. The pants are to be of the
same material, likewise the cap,
which will have three silver cords
around it, and the word Conductor"
embroidered in front with silver braid.
Watches are to be worn in an outside
pocket.
The brakemen will be clothed in
similar suits, except that theY will
be double-breasted sack coats, with
silver buttons, and the caps will have
three cords around them.
Those of the train agent will be
similar to The brakemen, excepting
that they will have no pockets.
Satchels will be worn by them, in
which they will deposit tickets and
money.
A crew of men accoutered in these
uniforms were recently presented be-
fore General Manager Frank Thomp-
son, and he was so we'll pleased with
the appearance they presented that he
Immediately ordered the suits
adopted. The cost of each suit will
be fifty dollars, and the first will be
furnished at the expense Of the COM
Dany.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Rocking tue Cradle.

The Philadelphia Ledger says
"The mother that rocks and sings her
child to sleep is uneOnsciOusly Illus
trsting a scientific principle. The
heart and the system OF circulation
are popularity thought never to rest.
But science shows that under usual
and fair conditions their rest is per-
petnal. In other words, their rhyth-
mic or measured motion in health,
the organs Of circulation rest between
each puIse-that it is to say, eight
hours out of the twenty-four as has
been calculated by computing the
pauses between the beats of the pulse.
The monotOnous rhythm Of s
simple cradle song, ank the gen.
tie motion of the rOcking-chair
or cradle are in harmony with
the rhythm of the heart, and, the
brain being disengsged, sleep follows.
The brain may be said to he the part
of the animal economy which sleeps
ent rely. During healthy sleep the
brain is to a great degree blOo5less,
aud this IL shown indirectly by the
greater circulation of the blood in the
skin and extremities during sleep.
Healthy digestion, after fairly full
but not excessive meal promotes sleep,
by the calling off of the blood from
the brain to the stomach. A curious
but familiar illustration of the accord
between the heart movements and
external measured sounds or motions,
is shown when the nurse
stops 'hummiug' and the trouble
some baby wakes straight up and pro-
vokingly opens its staring eyes. The
concert is interrupted and the sleepy
accord of the heart with the successive
cadenees of the lullaby is broken.
This is why the cessation Of usual
sounds will wake an adult sleeper. 1t
is even stated that soldiers who have
fallen asleep during eannonade have
wakened when the noise suddenly
ceased ~
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Hoh ~ said Mis-, Addertonrue.

"Oh ~ said Miss Addertnngue.
my stepmother,n said Mr.. Hazel,
mischievously, 'Just returned from a
visit TO Paris My father viii bs with
Us next week"
% !" said Miss Addertougue, but IL
was with different sort Of accent on
the mOnosyllable.
Add" he added, grsvely, ''if the
ladies Of Millville want any more in
formation as TO our private fsmily at.
fairs, they have only to let me know
and shall be happy to supply 1t.
Mrs. Markham turned very red.
Miss Addertongue eoughed uneasi
iy.
Nor did the low sound Of tue laugh
ter Of Juliet and the pretty matron al
all serve to render them less embar-
rsssed, as they shuffied away home.
"Felieia Addertongue," said Mrs.
Markham, you've made fool ol
yourself, and of me, too. And aftel
this Pm not going to believe a word
of your gossip"
And Miss AddertoDgue had not 8
word to say in self defence.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
DENTISTS.
DR.P.J.RINNAmAN.

DR.. q. G. BEILHARz,
RECON DENTIST. once in Z
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
TRAINS GOING WEST.
TRAINS GOING EAST.

Trains Nos. 8, band 8 run Daily. TrAin No
leaves Chicago daily except Saturday.
All Others Daily, except Sunday.
F. R. MYERS.
General Passenger and Ticket Ag't.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Centaur
Liniment
sasaslaaaaIn
The Quickest. sarest and CheaD.
Remedies.


Physicians recommend, and Farriers 4
clare that no such remedies have ever befo|
been In use Words are cheap, but the pa
prletors OF these articles will present fri1
bottles y medical men, gratis, as a guara'
tee OF what they say.
The Centaur Lfnimenf. white Wrai
per, VIII cure Rheumatism. NeuralgI
LumbagO, sclatica, Caked Breasts, Sore Nil
pies, Frosted Feet, ChilIblains, swelling
sprains, and any ordinary iesh, bone
muscle aIlment.
We make no pretense that this Grt'cla WI
cure Cancer. restore lost bones, or zii
health 20 whisky soaked carcass But
Will always reduce ind Animation and ALA
pain.
1t VIII extract the poison OF bites an
Stings, and heal burns or scalds WffhGuf
scar Palsy, Weak Raoh, Oakeu hrsast
Earache. TOOthache, Itch and CutaaeoEl
Eruptions readily yield To its treatment.
Henry Black. OF Ada, Hardin county, q
says: my wife has had rheumatism ID
nve years-no rest. no sleep-could scarcell
walk across the door. She II now compiled
" cured by the use OF Csntaur Llnimsn|
We all feel thankful TO you, and recommend
your wonderful medicine to all Cd
friends"
James Hurd. OF ZanesvilIe, o., says
The Centaur Linimeut cured nay Neural
gia."
Alfred Tush. OF Newark, writes: Sen
me one dozen bottles by express. The Linl
ment has saved my leg. I want 70 al
tribute IL, etc.,
The sale Of this Llniment Is inereasinl
raDidlV.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
VISIONS OF HONE.

Forever wilt thou be 10 me
The fairest spot on earth,
And Oft in dreams I visit thee,
Dear city OF nv birth
seem 70 walk thy tree-girt street,
As have walked OF yore;
And whatsoe'er my vision greets,
Fond memories restore.
I stand at dawn on. MunJoys Bill.
And watch the kindling skies,
When morn her glowing cup doth MI
With rich and sparkling dyes.
From blushing sea, as from a bath,
The god Of day upsprings,
And, marching proudly on his path,
On earth his glanees filings.
Oh, Poet, Artist, stand with me
The gorgeous scene behold
Mark those green isles-gems Of the sea
Beglrt with liquid gold
The stormy cliffs that line the bay,
'Gainst which the biIlows beat,
Seem mantled with diamond spray,
That bathes their rugged feet.
Broad off behold stately fleet,
Some near and some sfar,
Ofcloth Of gold seems every sheet
OF crystal every spar
List TO the muTm ur ofthe surge
Oh, sound remembered well!
Softened by distance, like the dirge
Breathed from the ocean shell
Where'er we turn, on every side,
What prospects we behold
Water and land diversified,
And mountains looming bold
And at our feet the deer old place.
All robed in living green,
Encircled in the seas embrace,
Sits like an Ocean Queen
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Azure Sign.

1t is generally accepted as a good
sign when a sick person is cross and
peev;sh-a sign that he Is on the
gain. A Fifth street man was taken
down with lung fever some weeks
since, and his wife has watched over
him and seen him so near death &C
often that she was about discouraged.
She, however, rushed into a neigh
boris yesterday in great joy and ex-
citement, crying out:
"He's better-he's better-he's on
the gain ~
They asked her how she knew, and
she replied
because he's cross It was only a
minute ago that be threw fork at me
and called me the biggest liar and
meanest woman in Detroit "-De.
troit Free Press.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Indlaa squax sharpshooters.

Capt. Mcdonald, commander Of the
famous San Francisco Cadets, has a
camp at the foot Of the San Bruno
Mountains, in California, aud for sew
eral months has been training = CON-
pany of Indians, including four
squavs and five men, who represent
as many different tribes. Capt. Nc
Donald IL wealthy ami eccentric, and
il Is his Inteati0n that CAsifOrnia
shall exhibit in the great Centennial
show OF the most wonderful Of the
wild inhabitants OF CslifOrnia's for
ests. The Indians are trained in
lightning drill, in war dances, in the
feast OF IRE, in 3 ribbon dance,
and in gymnastie feats- The squaws,
Capt Mcdonald thinks, will be able
to coUpete with any team marks
men in the world. At long range dis
tauces they have done some extraor-
dinary shooting. Toe Indians are to
be in Philadelphia in May. Their
costumes are elaborate and costly.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27

II you would pass for more than
your value, say little. 1t is easier to
look wise than to talk wise.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27

"You see," said the despOndent
man who was sitting on q barrel, ad-
dressing the grocer, who was spesring
the top Of biseuit-esse with . cheese
knife, "some people has good luck
and some people has bad luck. Now
l remember once was walking along
the street with Tom Jsllicks, and be
went down one side Of it, and went
down the other. We hadn't gone
more'n halfway down when he found
q poeket-OOOk with $3.50 in notes in IL,
and stepped on a woman's dress,
and so got aequsinted with my pres
ent wife. It was always So" added
be with a Sigh, shat Tom JeIlieks
was the lueKiest man in the world
and / never had no luck.n
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27

TTORNEY AT LAW, Notary Public
"a Real Estate, Claim, and General lnsur-
ance Agent, TIf1n, Ohio. once In 0rum-
melI's Block. opposite the First National
Bank.
June IL.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
Probate Court.

Room and Shop on Market street, VI
side of Sandusky River.
June is. l871.-tt KUDER 4 FREY