The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1876-09-08
NEW NOE WES1ERS.
Judge Davis initials-o. B. C. r.

Judge Davis initials-O. B. G. T.
Secretary of State Fish is sixty seven
years Of age.
"A colored woman is Postmistress in
Terry, Miss.
The Washington Monument is to be
4s5 feet high.
| -"Sltle aisle trash" is what they call
poor people in the fashionable churches.
The best way to keep cool is to avoid
talking politics. It works just like a
charm.
| -Sojourner Truth is not dead. They
told a lie when Truth would have answered
better.
English paper -" A Londoner, living
anywhere, is the natural enemy of any
| stranger"
"A $40 premium for the fastest hog
team is a feature of the Robertson county,
Tenn, fair.
The air of 'sHold the Fort" has been
| introduced into some pew lancers, and is
| very popular.
"A Michigan Grange disciplined amem-
| ber who married the daughter of brother
Granger without his consent.
"A piece of New York uptown proper
ty, valued at 800, 900 about three years
ago, sold for just $50, 900 in cash the other
| day.
Moody has built and occupied $10,-
900 house at Mortified, Mass, and now,
unlike his Master, he has where to lay his
head.
Toby Rosenthal, the painter of
"Elaine,' is seriously i'll, and has gone to
the baths of Sinneberg, in Thuringen, Ger
many.
-"Biddy, did you put an egg in the
coffee to settle it?'' J." Yes, mum put
in four; they were SO bad had to use four
of 'em."
An editors excuse for disseminating
the publication of his paper was that every
body else stopped the paper and he thought
he would.
M. d. Conway says Paris thinks what
cannot be done can be said, what cannot be
said can be sung, and what cannot be sung
can be danced.
Peach peelings, heretofore waste pro-
duct Of the canning factories, are now en-
ployed in distillery near Baltimore in
making brandy.
A Pittsburg man is raising wheat from
seed that grew in Egypt 5000 years ago.
1t came over with a mummy, and was for
some time in the Smithsonian Institute.
-"Jamie, how's your church coming
on?" "Not so vera weel. There's ma ane
belangs 'cept me and brother Sandy, and
I'm thinking he's ma orthodox and must be
put out"
-Bazaine is the real conductor of the
Turkish campaign against Servia. Fine
business for chivalric gentleman to sell
his professional services against civilization
and humanity.
-Whalebone is no bone as all not does
it possess any properties of bone. 1t is
substance attached to the lower jaw Of the
whale, and seems to strain the water which
the creature takes up in large mouthfuls.
The opening of a coffin of young man
at Derry, N. H., who died SO years ago,
discloses the singular fact that his hair has
grown out two feet or more, and is heavy,
bright and fresh.
The following is serenely going the
rounds "There is a refrigerator in Brus-
sells 1s, 900 feet square, for meats" Good
place for square meal, that. Think of a
refrigerator three and one-half miles
square! e6
When you lose the bobber of your line
do not try to splash it into shore with the
end of your fishing pole, but simply take
the cork out of your flask, cut q slit in the
side of the cork, slide it upon the line, bait
your hook and take another-fsh.
--Ifa fleet Of about 1000 ships, each
freighted with /, 400 tons of mud, were to
sail down the river every hour of every day
and night for four months continuously,
they would only transport to the sea mass
of solid matter equalto that borne down by
the Ganges in the four months of the flood
season.
-Four Australian fortune tellers are in
Paris, en- route for England. These are
four old men, with long white boards and
red cloaks. They cure illness and help
people to be revenged upon enemies, known
or unknown. One of their chief remedies,
in extreme cases of illness, is to plunge the
patient into bath of leeches.
People say that they she'll peas, when
they an-shell them that they husk corn,
when they aas-husk it; that they dust the
furniture, when they an-dust it; that they
skin calf, when they 0n-skin it E; and that
they scale fishes, when they un-scale them.
have heard many men say they were GO
ing to soeed their gardens, when thought
their gardens were weedY enough already.
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