davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1876-06-10
Robert 6arralS,
SO. 8l7 8roab Citrate,
DstGIfert In

&ansbaltnngs : 0erS'bf4aften.
8inperwaseu. sine @psciaIitat, M Yreife
BON So bic $50. bic iGSate uno reiSits Nus.
tvabt in Der StaSt.
Dtfprisfe N4ibstfbirre fir muir Sc.
SIeG.& oiIstt.G essnfanbs in Dpraieli1Fer
IuSwabi.
Grcauet (Gras.g iafarb) fir nur IS Cents.
@las. unbS ieinsat isesr tflietiasnNuswatI
&Srbe, ., teliaHem NIB aae nur psntbareu
0ansp. NrtifeI. nbmn
, 1876-06-10
- I'd
Gbefapeafe unb Sbio Giisnbabn.

Gtsfavsafe NIB Ette Giftrbata,l
gaGaster.D tparttrnsn mt
Ri&uapnb. Ya., II. Niai. 1876
I'm nno Md beut 81. @ai 1876. fabrsn
bic @aGas tr-s3uae, w,t foie,
, 1876-08-01

iosar iein 2eben baburt). DAB er td9lid
leinsn Wta9en iberIaoet. @r 1T arm
uno bat Elm unermeBlides SermO9en,
aud 1T er, Elm wabrer StbeIo, abIolut
nidlt eiferiidtis. Oa8 Yolt liebt i'm
cntbulialtild) uno betradt,t ibu, no er
lid Seist. nit bclcioi9enoer @leid9ils
ti9feit, unter Murao8 freiglilti9er unb
fiutercr Serridaft wirO Die 2drfei cine
neue SliitDe erleben, uno eS braudDt
nad Dem @eic9ten wobl nid)t defenders
blu5u9cfii9t gu wcrocn, oab eln 10 un'
ciullilirter uuo bod9ebiloeter Sultan
Den unttr9ans oe8 Osmanildeu 9fcldcS
nur nod mcbr ol5 ietn Sor9an9cr be-
lAeuni9cn miro. leber WuraoS @at'
tin, welde II Sabre alt 1T uno eff uor
%eiui9en Wodcn oa8 26. Sabr erreldte,
nur 6olgeuoe8 Sic 1T cine an &au<
falus 9eborene Buemah, rtn aus 0on>
bon, tur3 etre edte Serbln. BON ell.
ntbmenocn, abltobcnoem aeubesn.
SeSaubcrno 1T ibr lNlanfer 8nd)8, Dor
aIlem aber ibre unylaublld au59ebiloete
@orpulen5, welde BON Olurap, wie pOn
allen 1irtcu bod9ci9aet miro"
, 1876-08-01

mir aber innerbalb Der nddlten Mtnuten
nidt iber feline 2eid)e fort, 10 betOntinell
mir bon Der SOrte mebr 3n ieben, alS NIT
%unierer Sid)erbeit pereinbar.
Gin srauenbaitsr Sobn prdate ltd) III
ben leeten @orten aus !; es ofenbarte
iih in benz elben Elm 10 unauslbldltder
9uB, oaB ielbit ben frie9S9euobnten Grid
iduuoerte. SuoitbS Sano %;itterte in Der
ieini9en, bod iuaste lie in ibrer In9lt
TIM ben @eliebten ni6t, Ginlprade 5t
erbeben.
r&cin SlutuersieBen," f%liiitertc Grld)
Weinoer gu, uao in eiuem itiirmiidcn
Sdnoeorud CAB Subitb ibre Dartbarfeit
GIT %erfemnen, ynein, feinen Wtoro; iutl
befinoen ulS bier nidt in o%ffener Seto
ldladt."
, 1876-08-01
(6ortieeun9 fot9t.)
Stronsberg als Sdriititeaer.

Der Wosfauer Oeutldsn i3eitung
entnebmen MIR Iber Die au9enblldeI6c
iduitneueriids 1batisteit oes 9efanee<
nn@llrnbabnt0nlgs iol9enoe intereiante
Mittbetlunuen .G8 bnrfte mohl taum
augenommen weroen, oaB Der 10 9roBe
Gbatlateltstrieb beS Or. StrouSberg
wabreno elmer falt OrelpierteI SABRE
oausrnoen uufreiulutgen WuBr, Die oerz
lelbe bier in MoStau 9ebabt, p~outanol9
latent blelbsn miroe, wleuobl leine yose
i'll leoer Smiidt nasu ansetban mar.
lelblt Die sr0Bts 9balfraft gu labmen uno
DIE rartlle gner9.e gu bred]en. DaS
@eridt, baB er IN olelsr 9ar5en 3clt
ausin IN "grande patience iur leinen
@slit Die geniyenoe Selhalti9un9 sc'
Iunoen baben loute, idlen oaber leosr5 1t
3t.milh frasllber Neatur gu fem, obwob'
l.inc @eoulo III WoStau alIeroinSS aul
cine rsdt sroBe Yrobs scltsat wuroe.
Die AnusIenbsIt lelner @smablln, Die
lbm, wie III ben Gagen hoAlten lrOllhen
@liids, 10 audi jest mt Der bttanntsn,
.Dr elsentbimllAsn 8iroe our Serte
ltebt, elner Winoe, welbe tie bort, fret
bon ieoer ueOerbebun9, bler ubcr leoe
ytutblOlistelt erbapen, crldsinen ldBt-
muBic il nem 0er5eE, DaS fur 6amlllsn'
slud BON jsDer belonoers empfan9lld
mar, sewIB auBerorocntllb wopltpun,
unb bat opne Sweifel AUDI ouf lelncn
@eliI ibren @,norud nld)t perlcu9net.
Dap onier, ME gu permulbtn ltano,
nid)t untbatiy 9ebllebe", yat lid leet in
erlrcutld,r Welie %beliatlst. Wu els
laBren aus gang autb:nl,lber Aueue,
oaB Or. Strousber9 ielt elnlsen
Woben an elnsr Shrlit arbellct,
Ole ibn ielblt uno lelr &lrten
gum @e9enltano bat. @S miro
oaoei pom tompeteuter 9site osrihert,
oaB Or. SlrOusbsrs, Der por .3eltsm
ais 6ahlArIittsuer in enslllder
Sprad)e uIel 9ele,lct uno oaber en9tilb
gu oenfsn 9swopnt lit, in Oieitr, in
oeutlAer Sprahe ucriaBteu Arbtit nit
bo1lt %sewauoter 6eOer Yerlonen uuo
S,ryalm'lle aus Der Gpohe le.uer Gea-
llsts't 10 t%reiftuo lblloert, iiber leslsre
ano lld) lelblt 10 pIel oes Sntersilanten,
AuItlareuoen uno Beribtlseuoen bels
brlnsl, uno cine 10 umfalenOe uno
srunotlHe &euntuiB Acknowledgement.
lder IN l%oSlaler &asesfrayen al ben
Gag le9t, oaB ibu manAtr Der srO BEN
Mortllyrer auI ole sn @sbteten paru'M
uen,loen tOnnte, unO oaB CT oles Aues
III 10 u~bctscu9enoer Welle oarleal, oaB
leoem &tler lelne Yerlon uno leln Wrs
ten III el!em neuen uno purd)ans
anocrn 9l1te erld)elnem muB, ais
oasIentse ut, unter weldcm man ole'
zen ulel9elNmaDten Wtam Der liA
auI OaS audiatur ct altera pars berult
- 81 Uetradttn YepOynt mar. Gene
ArDeIt ut lyrer SouenOung nabe umo
lou ld}ou balo an ole Oeffeutllbtelt 9e'
sauyen. MaM be5rthne. ben StDl ais
elycnlglmltd). DEM Ssrialler daratterls
illd, DELL 5uyall ala a~nre9eao, beleD'
reno, tauIlIld, NE aber Deuyelno, 1aoe
unO trlulal. Gin @rTols lN>lnt oer
S1rlIt 9ellbert.
, 1876-08-01

Der Beri Ht oes ueuen Gen
uspou Deutl6Iano 1T ioeben Der.
off,. tliht morOtn. Die Stu0lftrune 1T au'
AZ, 757 .sl2 ssiti gen, fs bat iid alio I'M
eluIe bes lsbtsn Sahres nm 1,690,02O uer.
nlebrl, .. b. stmas mehr ais /. Yro3eut I'M
Sabre. prsuB II Sapit zo,fzo,1o4 eo,ern
5 024, 1882; Sadien 2,76o,4i6; 2atrtembsrs
1881. sos; Suoen 1,5O6, 53l; 3'ienz Darn
naot 882, $40. In TT Den 81 Hs9lerungsbe.
,lfsn, IN pelhe Oeutidluno setbeilt 1T
bat lie I1a.fIt l3unahme in DR. Seu0lf runs
ftat.ssfuuosn in: 0rssren, geip3ts. 3tptdau,
Berlin. Bremen, Qhbed, Sambur9, pots.
Dam. 6anoop +. Arusbsra, 0liislOorf, 86ln,
8iesbaoen, Sbsrbai>tn, yteGartrs s, Dtanu'
pc III uno karlsruhe. 0'e BeuDlferu1g
Drdngt jid nad Den StdOten, NIB GDricr III
Der Ofdue pon Berlin. Saunoper. Dresden &C.,
ptlGe lonlt MIR psul9s Sunoerie Oon Gilt
lpohnsrn 5dlltsu, tntbllleu ieet &aulenoe,
ole I'M Suasrn rer otdote teinen 6aum
%ftloen.
, 1876-08-01
Ser meae Sultan.

Die nSerliner WeSpen", ausenldein.
lid mloe Der elnleltl9en, wtnn AUDI
red)r abwedlelun9spuutM SAtIoerAlaen
Der Y,IlOn O,S neuen Sultans, pie nc
lldl III Den, ucrl1leoenen 3tltuu9sn pors
f%inOsn, llstert elm Yortral osslslpen, ocs
WoDl seel9u,t ut, alien &Delten seredt
gu werOcA. ySOwobl" mtmt oas
@isblatt rOie Gntiernuh9 pom Soa.
llaultnopel unltre u, belt beoauerlIt ers
llwerte, 10 beelten iplr unS bod, Dds
Dub l1on beute auS5u .euen, oa Del oet
Jtsldyultlgtelt Der III Der turtlldeo
! auplltaOl FIST ycietertem OtsudeI' unO
SeIU rmOroe eme Ser6Oserun9 aus
n~abslrstnoen @rluotn aui oaS 4cn9ltz
,idlie 81 usrmeloen war. Wturao V.
ut EN- l@Onsr junssr Wiann, ocllsn
uOerauS baBllder @sllAtSanaornd oen
srulen Serrn nlbt lpmpatv1er erldcl
llen laBl. Selnen StaDltopT umWaut
tlen1mar5eS godsn4 aar, weIdeS 10
reGt gu oer Wllpb,lt lemeS milpen
OXIDES poBt. StIne Ausen linO bed,
ouulel, Hult uno Ooll tIllefer Eet0ellS
ldlaIt belebt. Mie aue Sultaue IN
uoltomnteuer Serwabrloluns aui9ss
Waa)lsn, etiquette er llb cine pOrtrtifll0c
~%llOung aa, uno 10 TT CT, Der taum oen
Observation-Disclosures n%olDolrfuS 9enoB,
eth Wtann pon emllcnI.r @eleyrlamtelt.
Sem l4lottqssr Gang perralb Den
enersIlden Qsrllbsr. Der, Don ralAeu,
OIL gu -ralNen Gntlblunen, ntsmaIs
lbcr OaS 3auoern DluauS lommt. ST
ut sraul am, uno 9tl1Is Tam inn leiue
SauItmulD raubsn. Ietannt wlro fem,
oaB sr Der SobI s,ner 3l1ertelin,
etler Gn9tanoerm uuo elner @rle1M int.
W trtnti nur Muncr mo lam lid) leloer
ben SraunlIGrm nIdlt abycwoDueu.
OaS III Der eln5lA, 6eblcr olclei MI
au,n Serbrehcu Ue.aiIcten Dtanus8. &r
Ut unbel1relblld Iaui, arbctttt pom
Wtorsen0 bis Apsnos, lBt nur lebr wc'
mig uuO ssiaDrost ltlae @slnaobsit. il
, 1876-08-01
,9as aroBe Seilmittel Der Nattr."

Diefer Gprrial III cine fid,ere Sur sesen 9n'
Zen, GrfGltnns, 4unsen . Gnt,i.nSnn9, Sais'
nnb Bruffpeb, SrOmd,itis. nne perblmcsft.
arnnfbeit, : e,minsiud,t. Die 6rurnlase ctefet
M eei,in lit cine 3ubereituns BON 1beers per anf
eisentba&iid,e 9rt aus Dem Saft pes TieDten'
jd,en Giacnid,aften ,ppbl befannt finc. Mtif
bfeiem F~rSaitisen Glsment fins ancers n%eset9bi'
lifbe SnsrcSien3en %pereint. ppn ssnen lere I'M
eernbe pnb beilenoe Gisenid,atten belsf Mncss
70 AL Dem n, a q, t 9 It n u e 8 n er ailer aranf'
betten Der Acknowledgements, cas bis test o'
tannt aepurben 1T, mddDt.
, 1876-08-01
Aeenten 1erlanst.I
Cast Adrift! Cast Adrift!a

Three Years in a Man-Trap' unb Ten NishN
in a BM.Room," BON Z. 6. arttur. pa issf.
unp srSBis Bud pists s%sfeierten S&rttftlA.s - aISS
iautt. Is pirb ven ben trsorrastnb&tn periSasm M,
3eitunaen bs eanees auT bas @anRisAe Ssur.bUi,.
Gint @ei&i6te ppa @trbrtten unb Bsieibtounsssi :
manen. Gs uro nsbr fa. ss. Sa&t Der WsStai,it vrs
rsr Wiora!itat tentrten als Seifss. aaeaisa, rsld.
.Man-Trap" osrtaatttn. mullen mtaStitas nsS .al
Notwithstanding nes bsrfnNerS. mif f,in.s
Y0rsratt In Staelht& rtrb s,ntu, itbsn SnIkrisenhr
aesrrst@t. Stl6rebsnps eireuIars uns fsI&t mt S1s
SsStnganesn tssreen frst auf Mnfrass NflsnHsi ssa
etrabt, ptila., pa, f7ianiiW.lnS
, 1876-08-01
Sin bemcrfensDertbcS SuA !"
Artbut's leetes unO gr6Btes.
0efQbr!!!

ooer: Seripunoetiab Dem 1auS zines Sreunbes.
Sieies pplemeetife Msrf bieIes 9eteranen Der
Mmeritanii1el Siteratur 9at ais yorluurf einen De.
Yoltes beriibrt uno 0iebt einen i6retliden lle6erblid
ilber llebel, luei1es es blpSlteQt. Muserpreentlid
ipenmene unc aMfrcscnb, miro es uon Nuen nit
Se9trbe 9elelei lperoen. SIuitrirt une id)pn 9e'
cnneen. g9ir itto entidlolen, oas Sud III leoer ia
mile os San0ts einjufuDreu ulo .%offeriren nod ME
ea9eWeiene Sprtbeiie allen m1ulIiben ulo loelbIi.
den SnblcribentenlaTmlern. YBir o~erlongeii LIBERAL
I9etten llo i6iden9 gratis auf Serlan9en 8coin9uns
gen uno belGreibenoe @irculare. 3. AZ. Ztpeear'
n. 60. 1923 GDeitnut Str., pbil9, 4g82mj.
, 1876-08-01

q a. q \ fir gaenten II unieren sepn neuen
e %9lpoelties, aeraoe in ben Martt
Dehrobt. Dian braudt lie in jebelu bauIe. Mtulter
lno Girculare f1si per poit oerIauot...
49827ap= y. .. Nbtte II. Co., Nefparf, q. s
, 1876-08-01
DIR. L. @. C.. WiShart's -.
Pine Free Tar Cordial

III Feline neue Meei,in, ppn Der man nod ME
etpas sebprt bat, ionbern elm altes, suoer.
I%dfiiSes, wpbierprpbtes w tttel !, Pas
felt BEN lestet fed)s,ebn Sabren TN ssaiillten unc
mnb pom Sem NIT Der srpRfen Mnerfennun9 ppm
Mnen, Die es sebramd)t baben, .seiprpdbsn mtre,
mie 1auience pom fretwtlItsen SenSntf
fen be,peiieu.
sSenn ibr an irsenc elmer Sranfbeit !eiset, Sc
gen meld,e tieies Spreial empfpblsn miro. iasen
mir obne 3psern: ..Serind IS: mp 60
wirs feline ,pertbpplen Gisenid,aften eartbun'
Dirb bon allen Ipotbefern unb Sanolern
Uerfauft.
&auptseteherIaSu
GIG Tilbert Ctr. Hbilabelpbia
, 1876-08-01

Naenten. s Si5 Boat SSst sin e" G SoSsa s s!@rsss,s !:
ten, &. g. .. i'm Druid. BroBer proft. so Gents
{ibert MusriiItuug uno 3erritoriunl. s. 9. great
@erie9er, sos Brodopap, VI. 9. 4%9825jult'
Ntebanfenleiuns, Seelenforidune, Idscfnas
W ton, Seelenbe,auberuns nnS Gbefibrcr,
@eihle6t oas anoere m 5eieln i6laaen uno man lid
Die Siepe luo 9lsieutg irgeno einer peripn, UNI Die es
Gtnem gu tbun, ertperbeu fam. 400 Setten. Der poft
50 Gents. 6unt u. 6 o., 9to. 1879 Sio Sietente
Str, PHILADELPHIA, ia. 4~yS25iuli'
, 1876-08-01
70 Sabre Grebtt, Snterefen nur 6 Vrp,.

6tI6tt sYamptlste MT xarten bsr Dier iit,utrls
gratis uberleneef.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26
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Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

1t is Mary Murdock Mason who divides
her sex into three classes-the giddy but
tertiies, the busy bees and woman's Fighters.
The first are pretty and silly, the second
plain and useful, the third mannish and
odious. The first wear long, trailing dres-
ses and smile at you while waltzing; the
second wear aprons and give you apple
dumplings; and the third want your manly
prerogatives, your dress coat, your money
and your vote.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

This is the kind of weather when man
sees his wife coming into the room with a
scuttle of coal, and, after she has poured
every bit of it into the top of the tall stove.
says Darn it, Hammer, you ought to
ave asked me TO do that. But it's too late
now"
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

An Americanized citizen was called on
as witness in case before one of the Jus.
tees lately, and when the oath was admin
lstered he raised both hands and said ~
snail spoke holdings what amt drew, if
ever hope to die so quick as a minnie ~,
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

A number of over-a-hundred-year-old
ladies are going to attend the centennial
next year, and it will be interesting to stand
around and hear them say IT.: 1" Laws, Jane,
couldn't Tom Jefferson play that fiddle,
though? But he wasn't smitch to that
Aleck Hamilton runnin' after grass wild
ders." by gravy, Marth, but do you re-
member Jim Madison in that-well, you
know; and they do say that Jack Adams
--Marth, they was all fathers of the con-
stitutiOn.'"
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

AT Hawkinsville, Ga, recently, one of
the two convicts in the Pulaski county iail
tore out part of the wall and escaped, and
the other complained bitterly next day to
the Sheriff that unless the walls were men.
ded so that he would be kept warm he'd
go too.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

An exchange astutely remarks: "Boss
Tweed has escaped from justice" If Boss
Tweed desired to escape from justice, he
should have stayed in New York. Outside
OF that city he is likely to run into her arms
at any time.-DanJtry N9rs.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

Somebody has invented corset Iaces
winch are made of elastic, and covered
with with cotton or silk, and allow lady to
breathe with comfort, even though she is
drawn in to the size of a pencil.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

Horace Greeley's advice to "Go West"
was a glaring swindle. The fact that the
Indians have been living West all their
lives and are still poor, with scarcely enough
clothes to hide their nudity, proves this.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

As old Mr.. .-heaved the last scuttle of
four tons of coal into his cellar, he was
heard to remark: If they had been bows
instead of girls, it wouldn't have been thus.
One ton would last all W.-..
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

Mrs. Amy Rigg advertises in Texas
paper that she is able to whip either one Of
the two women that she saw walking on her
husbands arm few nights before. What
an Amy-able woman she must be. eh2
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

A newly pleged Philadelphia doctor re-
Gently settled in Havana, ILL.,, and the first
case he had was boy, who, while shelling
popcorn, got a kernal in his wind-pipe.
The doctor examined the case carefully,
looked at the patients tongue, and then
told the father of the boy to build up hot
fire. When that was done, the doctor told
him to take the boy and hold him over the
fire until the kernal got hot enough to
"pOp out" The old man went up stairs
and got his shotgun, but while he was
loading it the doctor escaped.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

Ned and zack are sad topers-been sad
since 4th o July last. Ned told z. his nose
was the last rose of Summer. z. retorted
faint blooming alone.' They left deal
OF ground plowed up, and both noses are
poulticed.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

a genuine poet" an exchange says, " is
always ahead of his age" And he has
very lonely time of it if there is nobody
tnere out genuine poets.-LOuisviHe Courier.
Journal
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

TO out, young man; she's not herer'
SAID Pennsylvania preacher last Sunday.
IN the midst of his sermon, to youth
whom he saw standing hesitatingly in the
doorway.-N. 7. ComnaerciaI Advert;ser. -.-
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26
TT PAYS! IT PAYS!!
WHAT PAYS?

IT PAiS every Manufacturer Merchant Mechanic
Inventor, Farmer, or Professional Man TO keen i'm,
the age. W
1t pays the head of every family TO Introduce into
ms household newspaper that tisinstructive one that
fosters taste for investigation and promotes Thought
and encourages discussion among the memhers
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

Detroit Policemen don't seem to be very
good marksmen. ~ want YOU either n
hit me or stop making such blamed
racket" said thief in that city, at whom a
policeman was shooting.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

ifyou see man with a big diamond or,
h's shirtfront, have him arrested. It NAV
not De Tweed, but il will serve him right
anyway.--dita California.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

On we don't mind the fourth story.n
sald an Ohio congressman's wife in choosing
washington lodgings the other day; "we
can 60 up and down in the yentilator.n
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

No, sir" said weary looking man on
? ? street car to an individual by his side.
wouldn't marry the best woman alive.
I've been dry goods clerk too long for
that's s 'oi
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

SHARP.-A French money lender, COM
pl9ining to the late Baron Rothschild that
he had lent nobleman ten thousand
francs who had gone off to Constantinople
without leaving any acknowledgement of
the debt, the baron said, Well, write to
him and ask him to send you the seventy
thousand frances he owes you"
"But he only owes me ten," said the
money lender.
" Precisely" rejoined the baron; "and
he will write and tell you so, and thus you
will get his acknowledgement"
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26

Dr. holland thinks the cure for gossip i
culture. lie says good-natared people talk
about their neighbors only because thew
have nothing else to talk about.
Smyrna times., 1876-01-26
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Constantly on hand
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-02-10
Road Notice.!

NOTlCE is hereby given that pc
AZ tti0n will be presented to the
Board of County Commissioners of CAL
liza County, Ohio, at their March ses-
sion, 1876, praying for the alteration of
the State Road leading from Bladens-
bnrg TO GallipOlis, in Clay and Ohio
townships, in said county: Beginning
in the center of said road near the resi-
dence of VIM. Marshal; thence passing
in Il sOutherly direction, crossing Teens
Run to and through the lands of JOna-
than Middleswarth, passing in front of
his residence and i'm the rear of Chas.
Carriers lot; thence to and through the
lands of John Chambers heirs: thence
passing through the northwest corner
of VIM. Hardee's lot, or near to it. At
discretion of UieWers, OH the most direct
line, eligibility considered, so as to in
tersect Main street,-in Chambersburg:
thence along the center of said stree
to Main street in South Chambersburg:
thence along said street, to and through
the property of Noah Kinder: thence to
intersect Main street in Dickev's SUBJ
division; thence along said street to and
through the property of Eliza Dickey, to
and through the lands of A. j. Alex
ander, in front of his residence, and to
and through the lands of G. W, Dickey.
in front of his residence; thence to and
through the lands of d. r. Fletcher, in
front of his residence; thence to and
through the lands of Grace Westall, in
front of her house; thence to and
through the lands of Samuel Wright,
far enough to intersect the said State
road in direct line, and there to termi-
nate. PETITIONER.
Jan. 27, 1S76.-4w