The New York herald., 1876-03-03
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.


Supervising Architect Potter has fine tenor voice.
Mrs General Burnside still remains In a critical con.
dition.
The Chicago Tribune says that trial by newspaper
never acqus
People who study books on poker and whist are usu
ally losing players.
Milwaukee newspapers edited with seven
shooters and canes
In the New York market you may now buy straw.
berries at 81 smell
Ernest LongfcIlow, son of tho poet, has recently
made SIS, 900 from his paintings.
Liszt the panst's lingering is described as that of
who tried to pat buzz-saw.
Over thousand pamphlets have been written to
show the patient hen how to lay eggs
Senator Thurman red bandanna handkerchief
and It amt any lazy kind OF handkerchief either
One bushel of shclled corn makes four barrels OF
popped corn. General Belnap should have thought OF
this.
"why," said Phi. Sheridan to the nurse srhe poor
young has teeth. You couldn't live without
teeth"
People who do not wish to be cat home' to callers
this year may let the servant say 'Gone to the Gin.
tnyaL"
Probably the best way after all to stop the tramps
from roaming the country is call general democratic
convention
Ex-Governor John Lctcher, OF Virginia, stricken
with paralysis yesterday morning His condition IL
considered serious
sardou, the scurrous dramatisi is sick with innu-
cnza ana every time he begs piece OF tobacco he
sncczcs forth-''A-cbcwl"
The kangaroo is raised for food IN Paris It may
bo we'll mention that the kangaroo is an Australian
animal that carries its young around its vest pocket
Minstrelsy, which has faded out Of Franco and
Germany with the extinction of the troubador the
mlnnesinger still survives Servia In all its medval
vigor.
A Washington physician argues that love proceeds
from stomach and that the heart nothing to do
with IT, Then, aftcr all, heart-achc is only sublime
sort OF collie
Dr. 7. c. Duncan, OF Chicago says that the mild
winter likely to be succeeded by endemic some
kind growing Of influenza, and he predicts a very
unhealthy spring
''who didn't steal watermelons when he was boy9p
asks tho Christian Witness We didn't. The editor Of
the Christian Witness took so many that there were
none left for US to steal.
'Maxr wants to know how he may break through
the convcntionality which compcls him TO leave his
girl at halrpast ton. Give a minister 81 So aud toll
him to put stop to 1t.
Statistics show that the average hog last year
weighed 22l pounds This year he weighs 26s pounds
II the Chicago Tribune thinks that this item is
''pcrsonal'' II Is too modest
man offers prize for the best shirt made by the
girls at certain college; and the girls rctaliate by
offering prize for the best French yoke cornucopis
made by the fnalo students
Indians raid for horses In tho embryo towns along the
Union Pacific Railroad Yet the government is more
OF Indians feelings If he has any, than 10
OF the white pioneers horses
General Garfield reported laboring in his district
the Nineteenth Ohio TO delegates to the Cncn-
nat, Convention who will be externally for Hayes and
internally and ctcrnally for Blaine.
Professor Wilder OF Cornell University says that II
you arc choking 60 upon all fours and cough Brother
Shearinan when choking with tears, has been doing
this for years. bu, whc prancng around like yearline
sorrcl colt hc been able 10 scratch his ca,
with bis left boot
An advertisement IN newspaper In England an.
nounr~s that "a grand panoore will be EXCHANGED for
three four small pigs Tho worst Of il is that when
piano gets squealngyou can't stop H. but pailfu OF
swil will stor pie from playing any time ffhe mig
can only get both icct into the keyboard
Df. ". H. Brooks has read a paper on tho an1nities
OF the mollusca and muIluscosda The classification .,
tho various groups designated by these two names has
been the subject ofcndess disputes and all the schemes
proposed have boon Gsprcvcd abandoned ono after
another Dr Brooks has never seen the Partisan Va
rictics on the hall she'll
President Giardin one OF the most learned and
equitable oi French Judges, aid;-"Long experience
on the bench has me that the vas, maiorty
o. fcrsons who sue for judicial separation we're moi
Fitted for welded life They never fail TO urge thai
'ify "fre .'us.n uiol choices and that If they
nai oecn oaeA 70 anybody olss ba. the person ifon
wA'm 'boy spok % Do sciQtuoi thcy nigh haYo beer
happy This may VI true "a some lew rascs, bui gea
orally spessia4 bore r. least Of thc rariask V
e'o'y aa' whose .fmpcr is vholly rtraciable andI
d notsco vhai woulo be gained by allowing inis .arty
20 80 aud marry again and make sccono aome a.
wrc'chcd s4 he o. she has madc the arstr