The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-04-20


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be lie taken 10.
II d csuHAlsd that lsI Iit,le
hssehcts "a Wa are % their way TO
the Centennial
- 4 certain won au, never widow,
frequently speaks Of her late husband,
because he never geta home tiIl after
midnight
a siga Of spnng-A woman with
her dIesa pinned up, brush 10 her
hand, mischief in her eye, and blotches
II whilewasA on Der face
Recently while witnessing game
Of foot ball, Savannah boy was
struck on the back Of bis head, The
bAwl coming ont Of his mouth
Why, Mary Ann. what In the
world are you doing with Tho scissors :
sbure, yez told me TO scoIlop the
oyesters.
There is economy In travelling on
the fast mail trains You make what
you eat 30 great deal farther in a
given length Of tine.
Prof TO Freshman What 10 =
circle Freshman later much reHec-
sion)-A round. straight line, with .
hole Ia the middle.
DO you take SUGAR. asked the
hostess of the Rochester Democrat
editor Yeslm; ohe lamp, aud just a
mite Of bittcrs.
Tom Moore compares love to .
potato. because itahoots from the eyes.
Or rathsr. exclaimed Byron because
II becomes all the lees by pairing.
Not at home is worn out this
year the front door countersign will be
Con to the Cintinyel
"A Brooklyn bachelor mentions
the fact that the scratch OF a female
baby is always more sudden aud
treacherous than that of male
baby
"A man may take cold bath and
exercise with dnmb-bells every morn.
log, but he won't whoop-la much
around woman who parts her hair
on one side
An English genius is working on
machine to utilize the swell OF the
sea, The only way 70 utilize the
swell Of the land Is to bury him along.
side Of a cucumber vine.
Honolulu people say it rains nine
days In the week at HiIo, and thirteen
months in the year, and once ia
great while il rains into the bunghole
Of barrel faster than 1t can flow out
at both ends.
1T Is not an unusual thing nova.
days FOR pedestrians in Kentucky 10
witness in every farm yard wild.eycd
men. gesticulating skyward. and vel.
ling, No more corned beef. Send down
some quail on toast,
The London press seems TO be
greatly shocked at Belknap's crooked
ness-more so than the American press
Al tho appropriation of several hundred
thousand dollars by parliament TO pay
the Prince Of Wales gambling
debts.
TEXAS papers are holding up their
hands In holy horror over q much-mar.
red chap, who proves to have wives
IN no less than ten different cities.
The in-tcn.city Of that fellows alec.
tons fully justi6cs their erclama-
lions.
--Boarder lis the red haired girl
gone away 7
Landlady Yes sir.
Boarder Il thought 50. found
black hair IN the butter to-day.
-Whais nsee play poker, remark
ed an almon-cyed denizen Of Tuscan,
Nevada, the other day, Ne hold four
kiags and lace; Melicaa mAa bold al
same tins four laces and King, whole
week wAshee gone like woodbine.
Now. Willie, do have little oour.
age. When l have powder TO take
don't like Il any more than you do; but
! make up my mind that | viii take il,
and | do. Aud when have powder
70 take, replied Willie, make 10 nv
mind that won, take il, and | don't.