The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1876-10-11
Variety.


~ .z-ta-rs sueras,s that bees are merchants be-
ru1-t lHeE ptl tacir honey
a-- ls yuu of easy this ,iue,'' as the horse said
var- as ia-cu ais rider into tbs uud.
za-a- says When ycu doubt, abstain. -
Ear.e .ays .' Trump and take the trick"
Caa b, -bs uusss extraordinary article known to
1a-ue-oe. bs1agss when purchased i, goes to the
usE
Es was sue o. cur most energetic trustees" says
"a age paper IN an obituary notice, - and we
l-lssaF taHfg-
Esaa-rE gives 90 encouragement to the fash talk
1rts s--sat Wbs1 uau says How is is?" he
-laaaai hin.
E-- vas .be slsnasiug Of the Augean stables like
r--s g aus'sat NsEisnu pottery ware Because it
rl- zz Az-ss tild q a job
Er 5.a- hsiur asked how be liked the perfor-
na---saT oc-aiu dramatic oiub, replied that he
rzE Es-ly cal. !. 5 club. bat rather collection
tfs--a
N- 81 ybus, says The PhHAdelphia Centrifugal,
VII ~ oFui.t rrsat Hesla. a. il will be visited by
uurs-.- os le Co-no5 Heads Of Europe.
yas raiur 70 bear saakey 2" said gentle
zaar 1o b. t-isud. who had been talking somewhat
ra--aa.a-r cauoe-uiHra failure. 4" Noi am moody
tatazt n.r,H vas the reply.
-ar b. a sta-y % a. amateur hunter in the Rocky
Eua-t-rr ubo followed grizzly bear Tor four days,
l-i .isr aban8aBei the pursuit, alleging as reason
tt-t- tls tsii rns getting too fresh"
tuzalllr returning from ball, 10 crowded
ras-a declared viii a groau that be had not the
szrlssi t5sc,iau % " rings his fingers" but he
lad 1as, unessirooal aversion 70 bellies on his
t1r
a vourr unr. vbo went about yesterday morning
r-lE.ar md blowing his uose. explained to friend
tta ste di5u't have adv ere id dc PGrlor suddy
rir., ri ID dHHs biabs code"
r-sry ths sroo55He Of Florida laughsth. and
ra-r uaiistb for the time when be shall nip Of the
tru sr- adsh uhcb oonposeth the Northern tourist,
va dussh from icy regions to warm baths in the
ruu1r Syathuru waters.
rsssssrs Thomas would laugh bad be seen a
s-uar lady in grees siik Pull-buek. yellow neekue
t-l iug KIDS. who called At stsiuwsys and said as
she t6-su 6ounaV. Il want tive preserved seats
f-- -huua,' uiuissrels.''
- rurEu esrss a cent about the changes going on
e t rrusts or is interested 10 the question Of the
ss.t Prrsseai but iei the dressmAker bring home
VIA 5at botio1 shors and she'll MAKE speech two
hol-s luag.
-1s Ea-ss-s Azuoezss relates the following incl
dt-t urths German recitation room Student trans
lri.1r-" Wslfis ieh ne sshaftlos auf dem lsger-I
--lt-ss sesrily % for lager Wild ama1emen, Of
i1si-usiar, aad rippliug suilo through the class
a youur woman from The rural districts entered q
drrobas 10 store the other day. and asked for pair
sr s.osiiurs The clerk politely asked her what
rruhsr shs wore. "why, two, you blasted fool
D. vuu suppose I an a centerpede, or have got 3
roadur legr
Ea-Seuato- Mae Carpenter, in bis letter to the
CT Gag, T-buus. which charged him with being con-
ur--ss uiih the Mnwaukes whisky frauds. says "If
ser ct 4rrss an true an a disgraeed man If not,
yo1 u-s and ~hieh is the william We Will submit to
a. 5sis-Eiuafiuu Of jury-
whs- H. a ln5y's dress like an unfortunate bull
trtts-, Whe1 d r. eorod. And when is it like par
a'sa-f wbsr Il is based And when is it like a
t1rus Wasu 4 is fun. And when is it like the sails
eta si5-r Whsu il is trimmed. We hEveD't time
t1 TsIov sHis lead azy farther
ws tsrs al heard Of the enthusiasts Methodist
t-asbe- uho sh-utea. " Amen, hit or miss" after
harinr sssa warned intsaecs his responses in
d. uruaE rlaot bat nov comes the story Of an e1
ha-ss-iaz il vhich the speaker. saying, This is
EauFF to lsss tine ny voice viii ever be heard IN
ttas hu-ss," vas followed By a vigorous, though
huurtiiesI. amen.
s turu.E q statistics Of Detroit Free Press esti-
MATES ihn, there have been but i2S,seo newspapers
slu-s a. puI-bssk dresses, up TO date These hg-
ures larEs and 1t Is wonder they inspired the
rus, q he utic1ancs Il these burning words;
N - prr sou1ar's clothes alone;
-hry'rs yozr couoeIni
"a never uakeI fun q your'n.
lhsa- vky poke f1n ~ hs-'n :"