The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-04-13

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a itiie Eih who wished 10 be very
good aarag Lieut. proposed 10 give
~ gping 10 school
Cub, geaslo spng ethereal bid
dess. cut ahkit.chcw.
Why u q Young lady ike bill Of
exchange Because she ought u BE-
settled whcn sec arrives al maturity.
Why are cents sepuA,ea from
dollars BY point To make sense. Of
course. Don't you see The poiuty
Every married woman Is personal.
y acquainted with man who ~ilI sit
right alougide Of stove and Iss iteI
Gre 20 oct.
--BnatoS says the country 10 get.
ting short 81 currency, which is a
Point in which we resemble the
country near enough 70 be twins.
After a play young TrenchmAn
said 70 bis friend. could play the
lover better than ,hA, myself She
replied, Then Why In heaven name
dom, you &
1t ia lanentAble 10 think that 40
many young ladies' Of comparatively
good bringing up. will. after their fore,
finger becomes girdled with pearl en-.
gagcment ring. become 90 unladylike |
as 70 keep continually poking It in
everybody's fsce with whom they
come In contact.
"A letter for Joseph Kzmigietski is
awaiting lie owner In the DanyiIie
pa post Office. The postmaster and
his family arc meantime all going
around with their jaws done up IN /
sings.
Well. Pat, said an indulgen,
master 10 his coAchman, who had inst
been describing the gIories Of ST. I
Patrick's Day dinner, was your appc.
lite stated : Stated, isit, yer Honor
shuro, an IL wasn't. II had 10 shtand
up along wild mesef most of the time.
be corral II
There Is a deacon in Cleveland
who is training at present with the
noble army Of Independent voters.
The other day party man twitted him
with being on the fence. Yes, said
our deacon, am on the fence, and
there propose to stay as long as it's
so eonfoundedly muddy on both sides.
Spartan virtue still exists, and the
principle Of modesty Is not thing Of
the past. II you don't believe this, ,
just hear what a Penn Yam damsel,
who is witness in the Crozier muir :
der trial, says--I am nearly twenty
one years old. / never stood near a
married man, because | think il is
against the rules Of improperly.
Here, father, take care Of your +
own hair dye, remarked an irreverent a
Brooklyn youth, as he handed 9 suspi. I
cious-looking blue bottle TO his pater. /,
nal relative, at party the other even. d
ing II Is supposed that the old gen. Il
tlemsn had previously refused 70 honor 4
some pecuniary demands, and that c
This was a sorner on revenge. n
There was very little boy wad. b
ing up TO his knees. almost. in the U
'lush on Summit street. Friday after. Il
noon, when passing gentleman said <
% him-Why amt you at school t,
Foung man. Cos I've got the hoopin c,
'ough he explained.
"A boy was asked which was the
greater evil, hurting another's feelings
y his finger The feelings, be said.
tight, my dear child, said the gratiiied u
'riesi; and why 10 Ii worse TO hurt the 81
eclingsf Because you cant tie a rag o.
'round them. exclaimed the child. u
Have you chiIdreng demanded =
'onse renter. Yes. replied the other. !
oIemnly siI-all in the cemetery
setter there than here. said the land. !,
ord, consolingly, and proceeded to ex. = =
cute the desired lease. In due time y
be children returned from The GENE. =
cry. whittier they had been .ssat TO :.
ave a nice play bat Il was too late =
0 ahnal the contract. ua
IA inqaiaitive bat badly posted
iriton went down 70 Wait Mount Yer.
on, not long since, and after making
'any Inquiries. and noting down the no
nswera, be said 70 The superintedent In
b may ] hAsk yOa if Genoral WISH. IA
'gtoa Was In the hArmyy lie was. il