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The Van Buren press., 1876-02-29

,,o~o oH-' 10, saie, any OF All tne Haiiroao
l. Lands in
Ranges 20, 30, 81. 32, 33. North of
Arkansas River.
Office is now open. books, plats, &c. ready
and are now prepared for business. Come
and see. These lands are sold ut the valua-
tion price One-fourth purchase money to be
paid down; the balance in equal installments
in two, four and six years, with six per cent
interest from date. Contract for title given
Parties wishing to pay all cash down will
have a deduction of 10 per cent on valuation
price. Parties who have made. or In good
faith own the improvements on any of these
lands. will have 80 days from this date to
make their first payment. Such parties
would advise to make application at once,
with oath that they own said improvements,
so that they may not be Id. Certificates of
application to purchase heretofore given. are
worthless, except as showing the correct num-
bcrs of the land wanted All purchases here
toiore made are held valid by the present
Company and rebate of interets will be al
lowed on sad contracts to this date on prompt
payment of deferred payments. 1t will facil-
itate matters toI parties to procure the correct
Nos of their land before applying at this Of
flee.
To parties wishing to purchase large tracts
special inducements will be offered No one
now has any doubts of the completion of the
Railroad. and of course there can be no ques-
tion about title, As there are several compa-
Mrs expected at an early day to take up
large tracts of this land. those wishing certain
pieces. will do well to apply early.
B, !, BROWN, Agent
The Van Buren press., 1876-02-29

tgy~ Ex-Governor Groome. of Maryland
will it Is stated, be married to Miss Alice Ed
mcnston. of Easton, Nd, on the Goth.
The Van Buren press., 1876-02-29
Markets.

Our merchants have received large line 0!
goods the past week. and have had fair
weeks trade. The sale of Provisions and
Farming Utensils has been large.
Goods of all descriptions. are selling low
and we believe Van Buren, is the cheapest
market in the State.
Sales of produce from wagons were Tor
Flour, 81 25 to 2 35 per cwt. Corn 80 to 4oc.
Oats 80. Irish potatoes, GO. Butter, Is; Eggs
10 cents. Hogs 5is to 6 cents Chickens.
81 80 to 50 SO per dozen. Wheat 81. Meal
4oI ia
Cotton has been brought in quite freely the
past week; and "A portion bought by our
merchants at prices from 7 to s.
State scrip selling at 70 to 50 cts Crawford
county scrip 40 cts. Van Buren, town scrip
05 cts.
st. Louis, February Goth. cotton H.
Memphis, = cotton dnil at IL
New Orleans =" : cotton, llte.
New York : cotton duil ut l2s4
Liverpool. " cotton tendency
down uplands, 6, 3, l6d.
Orleans, 6, 8. Sd.
The Van Buren press., 1876-02-29

Sunday was a clustering day, and the
luxuries of a small mouth. and diminutve
nose were consummations devoutly to be
wished.a
We are glad to learn that our good friend
j. NJ Mckinney, of Alma, who has been dam
gerously sick, is getting better.
Prof. Antoine de Beer, of New Orleans,
bas been in Van Buren. the past week. The
Professor has tuned several pianos in our
town. among them DIR Whites and d. G..
Williams. He will remain few day. longer
aud those desiring his services can judge of
his capability of repairing and putting in
tune musical instruments, by calling on those
mentioned.
Drop in and see NJ Lynch's new goods.
Our friend Williams, who has been Our
neghbor for so long a time. has taken up hi:
bed and walked" to another part of the town
We shall miss the twins.
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15

blspue enl9e ON pislc Yunftcr, bpor.
lblnnnt o9lan er Den 8iIutnin9, al
man ei ifal one no0ct u~ncopcnbi9t
SrDt paa Den tprfilfe 8cgislin9.
Sbet III Sslnm bar iorbubi
SOflOs at bGre @oaben cllcr al
liimlc lammeu paa OftuiIi9e Ilabie.
5lel9e 8nsIanss ~Sientasne
Sormapln9sr bar Strbicu bclluttst
el al an9ribe 8Drfiet; men 5ropper
lsnoes lremoeles til 8rGnolcn.
- Nonoon, SUM IL S%nlur9cn.
ierne bar mootn9st 5ilbuoet ON
Va0benltilliano.
Wnn9e Sniureenter bcber
CiterriSc ON 5~ilhu9sitto for at unb.
9aG Snngersoeo.
Gnglnno.
8eo oct lfOtlfe Sloiorlfer. Selifabs
Note Weoe oeH l0oe Npril. meb.
oeIte Warinefaptein 8bOmas Ne.
lHliaterne al Ell 9rnnbig @ranifnir0
al 3ebrioenes 8%OpOarnii, bpormocr
bau boUoe iamlst % fri.ilf unber.
lclt oper II 900 Napne. 8eo at
lGa9e SOrpebegcrne Tor Cerns 9epis
o9 9drIis Ill Srnno % iammenIi9
ne NaDnsne Der mto Iioncnoe oa
bellrgtsoe Napne pa0 andre at Sc.
brloerne, paa Srfenesrns, Sbst.
I~annscerns % SsIano, er ban toml.
men til Den Slutnins. at Der moa
bape Innoct I'll illoiiGnoi9 llorpb.
oelie eIler 6Oria9elie al ncn 9nliifs
VeioItnln9 Steo / oct nicuos Nar.
bnnorcNe. "a Eerne toIOniisreocs al
NorbmGnb,ns. Sc iierre Ser bar
bebOlbt ilne elorc Napne ira Sloen
lpr ben norlte SnoUnnbrina. men
sOpOgrniien / bet SCIr CT uorlf.
Ga / Glcrfcnptll, goneon, DO.
tn0e ~llbtmn9er pto Napn yarfIn
mootO9 iorIepen Dag meb HaftepO.
ten ell llotn 5lGfasls. Der bar
ooreeicrd I'll BAN nbcu no9ru Mr.
sipelie al, buUrira ben toia. Weo
Oct iamme ban aobneos bcns Saa0,
iulgte Der eli it9rf GrplOIIon. Der
fuuite &inoncr % 0erc / Srrslist.
% Oct par ptb Ct rent Tibunoer, at
yartm Hap ira oct mso elpst. Gn
nUrmcre llnoelleaells bar uilt. at
Der CDetlt / 8aslen mar anbraat ell
SpiraIiisber. Der. naar Haa9st 0ab.
ucnes, loo eli liosn Sammsr fable
neo pda en mCb 8nalbb0tte FORM.
net Spnamiipatroil, altlaa ct npl
SIoes &clocoesmaifinc. Won bar
siGttst paa, at ssrcmlcnbsIicn iii
garilu CT fleet ier at anllIlle en-
YreUc meo @clueoeSmalfuneh, ipr
cens Spiinncr FREQ til at anpenNe
nj blGptllfe Iaaiuuo / ct pigtisrre
SOrmaal % moo ct betpocIi9cre
Sncr,
6prifjrlli9c StcScr.
9G0pptens onentlise 8lelo bec.
Der li0 i'll $500 900 900.
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
IRA anorc Statcr.

ebebenne. &., Zoe SUM. gre
WGno orobtss al Snalanerlis lca9'
morass peo Gsear Grssf. 40 WI !
Spo for Sionep.
st Slbub, Der anfom I'll Sorl
laramie ioa9, melSsr. at Here "ah'
Der of Sneiansr &rl9ers ere rsllle
u%orrOper.
Stte &ompanicr @pttere ere
ororeoe at rsiie til Sort earam'e'
Sttc $uuorcoc % type "Siafe
S:ucions" ere inoifrspne peo Camp
8rOpn, ale er a~irsiite psl oso"ohe'
DC for at mcoe Sen. ecote % I'LL
osrltctie bans &roppeitDrfe.
Gen iipite Sag | Mal, cn
site Inceec oct | Gait safe e'tp %
Scrmomstrct pilte on Woraen I'm
/ @r. ". opsr 8rplepnnttsi'
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15

oa9lia. % Hla0rt bar uore9nst, at
oerlom man bt9pnber i Gn0Iano %
Sronfri9e paa lamme Slb. fan Gum.
nslen aienncmlflUres i al Gage.
DC G9bptlltc &rOppcr, iOm bar
pGrct i Mbbsinicu, CT mn perot til.
ba9c ira 1T 6clltOg. % oct piier
lig, at SalDporim al zen bcIc Mr.
me, paa 10000 WGno, bar iunoct
iiu Srap i NbpSiinisu.
- Sen ~ieOpanil9e &nnhuoltilina
/ Yaris i~uoeboIoer lanr iaIt 1888
8uultu9rfer. bOoraf go Biucobu9.
9erarbeiber.
- uniperliletet / Noelaioe / Mu.
i%traIien oilluttebs uDIls lit forte &c.
meter. Bs9pnpellen bar DOG perst
tsmmeli9 bslfeoen. ioct Den npe Spei.
lfole / oenne sio fun bar prrcl be.
lcat AT IL Glepcr. bporaf 7 fuin-
beige.
= 9 Slalicn bb99eoe5 Der flor
ialt 337 nDe SauoelalfIbe meo ell
Orr9ii9beb al loIt S7.69i Sons %
til eli lamlct %efoi al ri WilI.
Srcs. Sen Iierite Sflbsbp0nin0
orepes / @enuas Siitrift, buprirn
Der uoaif "a npi Sfibc oereIrr
fom Gaiielllmnrc mso 40.
- Sra Nsp 3eaIanO uolcrtes
Der fra 1857 inotil llo9nn9en al
iOrri9e Nor iaIt nGr S WilIioner
uu,er Sub, til ell lamlst &Grbi al
benpeo 40 Miu.. Spo.
Sen msgifanlfe 8eglsrin9s
trooper bar / DC liolte , Tiger BUN.
oct mango SOrocIe % man antn9er.
al NeuoIulioucn mart or enot. :
ct SIa9 Oaioca tobie Suinrgcntcr.
ne 1000 Wano. bporlblant 70 @r.
nernIcr
st rtIiairit SpIeb iorelalHt
Den 24oe Npril i Chung 8luaiu,
CHINA. 20 inbirotc eprlliuc Orobics,
OF 800 Snic b!epe brenotc. Sc
Yerlonsr. ION bIeue pomfeIoic Mn.
lsonius al NnUren msb Oct ipits
Sfib Mnna. bar mcitsnoels laaei
i'm Siraf.
Gn%fsoronnin0 Solepblnc al
NOr9e SUoige CT ai9oact beo 90
ocu.
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
0ofanoet.
SDrfict.

Qonoon, SUM 8. Giter Torlp.
osnoe bar Serbisn erilGrst IN ual'
bGnsi0beo af Sprtiet, % Mrmsen
bar opcrlfreost 8renolen.
Sen 9oe. Ssn lsrbilfe Urine
bsitoar af $4,000 Mano IornNsn
Qaneprrnci. Der tellerl00. 0OOManc.
Serbcrnc betra9ter &ri9en lom en-
morallt Necpenoisbeo.
Spritcn al Monienc9ro bar
opsrtaast &Ommancosu Oper Snll'r'
asuternc. San bar 9lpet DC Iorlflsl'
lias Scucinssr lfrlftl'ae 8elnllnssr
% lamIer lus StricstrGlier | NGr'
beosu al YOe9orlSa.
Wan tror. at Oct tprtllte
Spcrosmaal fan orencS liSen Ncr'
liurrcIlc al GurOpas 8reS.
st telegram fra &nslano BE-
retter, at Suiursenterne bar lllba8e'
pia Silbucst ON 8aabenltllltano.
Gnalano % andre Wa8tsr ere
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
philadelphia.

Gen 9oe SUM-. 4ntallet al We.
iestre poIer iait e0BIia, % uoitll'
lin9en iaar Ct mere tiltraftenoe 10.
lscncs, eitsrbpert iom Nlt bliusr l9r.
rist. Wanss 8Orsntnser os &Or'
porationer lamles / bsnne 2lo I'll
Mebe Der. Son9 bar 8llitremnin.
een al Wcnnciter pGret me9et flor.
,SIere %iremra9cnre Bolltlfere
a~irtiltc bcrira ioa9 I'll Cincinnati
Tor at pure tiIltece i NationaIiOr-
iamlinacu. Mr. eamerOnS &enner
ere tilllbsfulbe % tror, at etres
aanoioat mi belcirs Blaine. Yblla.
oelpbla or opcrpeieuoe i Sauer al
8loines Domination.
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
&ielpujln.

5t en- 5io iibn meoheIis "Sc.
Gree Yrels," al oct lmnttc
lfibitc. lom CT blcptt iorarbeieei
Pa gtOelle at Bclolts Centennial
autSOmmltte. ba par l1rei9t.
"a Il ct nomutftt lmntt. pel no.
Pr "a mopiflct Broesri, Der ircm.
.-u SdOlt Colleges Se0l. omsiptl
loriltIlise ornamenialc o9 hiitorl
Brtmhillin9er. Set belle sr no.
rntc ell ilslosn Spali9bcb % ell
Enst'tt Smoa / Sllfe % Sub
NGn9ee al lmutfe % brlIlIanie
fAl'rn9sr. "Stote Sonrnals" He.
Vll0a niger. at aRlis Septter. iOm
AOlert osnns prU9iiss &rtlffel
Naalentbeios, maa ilanobeo Ora.
[ilT.s Tor Den uom9rfeNc Sma9.
La bun oerpso bar piit. "Sbe
fw SOrt 0ailD Graphic" iOr ben
[oN &oi Tiger ON bette @rbeiNe ;
~'stonnn bar bet imnffeiie Bro'
El ucitiuinssbb9ninssu for 0o'
'grbcbs.
Nlis 8cbtsr or, iOm beflcnot,
T'lt. G. IL g.
H., Slais' Sairen lfal aiboloes |
%A''Oautse fra lite til Doe Sep
Fnbu.
%ls. Central 8ansfOmpa9nlel
|" I'LL Ntret lis be n%eSpsnoi9s Yen'
III at Iulnicrc FIN Wanc. % iao'
|'' S0noct tiuaber Oct, lial Mrbei'
"V'ooper III Msplano paobe8Dn'
e'aisns Siattslisninss. 8Ommis'
sr MI ferois msb fit Mrbclce
V@ lamlsoe 8eroi al Hattela8t VI
[aV'm oelpbsr iis til s423. 500. 900
%'D'UaNiss Gounip nleo $56. 1l5.4 ABS
u. 0n lielite SfattspGroi % Bs
mso s496. $40 bar ben minolts
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
Suofanoet.
,Jpiud.

sas Sairm itaI aibOlosS / Sc.
!. sauips fra lite I'll l5oe Sep.
sd -.
gaittu til Den 4cs SUM por
L. siCur Sin iaa itart ell @ai.
|,+a at Oeu siOrce SfaSe / Sa'
|rns OsioG ira Dubuque m'lOes
L 5tsit iamms Nat.
zen at 5obn Subtb @ Wilc
], oGltp) bIcp fornbIis iinot al
[sk 5thdppt. ioet ban piloe bin.
i nm fra at itiGIe bans 6aoers
Ea Sphioielisn sr iaa flor at
Il antaS,r at 9siteippcne oil bli.
! Enai,, oeriOT be blIDer erebne.
r aniassr, al 6abei life Tan
l. 30 Rlls ia Dubuque bar
h rplia opNoact en- al DC iierite
Ia al Slpcrls. iOm n%Oasniluoe IT
|rn. gcitt btitanr al 1t II Bob
% - 5Ob belt lOlio 9na al
ts % paa en- Sag. nemlia zen
|a Rai, bIep Der noia9si 30 900
gris
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15

Bolton. Wosl. SUM s. Ser
moni Gsntralbansn bar acolat Nraat.
prllernc iom Scl9er s5ra Boiton I'll
ebIca9o 20 Gents for lite. 2ben 90
Bile &IasIcs @oos, l6 6cnts Tor
4oc oa Ste 81.
Nelu gort meo ell 8siolfnina
AZ ODER | WiliOn Suouaancre bar
en- Yoliilitprte pan 1850 Yolitibe.
tlenie o9 bPiers Sihciantsr, Der aar=
lis meoferc Ell light oi SO $50. 365
OersIter fOmmer philadelphia mso
10000 Snouaouere % ell YoIiti.
ltprfe paa 1892 Wano Der folter
81, GOO. 900; ct. youi5 meo 400.
900 5%nopaanere % ell 4olitiltprfe
paa 467 Wano, Der toiter sl9l, $50,
BroofIpn meo 483 900 Snouaonere
% Ell Yolitiiiprfe pan 592 Wono,
Der fOftsr 5S7.7G5; Bolton meO 342..
900 Suou. oa IN YOIitihprfe paa
700 Wann. Der fOitcr $855,0OO ;
Chicago meo 300 900 Snnp. 90 en-
YollllitDrfe paa 59l WGno. Der 70.
tier 1926. 900; iamt enoeli9 9ep0r.
Ians meo BOB 900 Snop. Oh tn To.
lliiliDrfe pua 700 Wanb, Der tOittr
$3.50. 900. 3 SOrbolo til BeiOlf.
nin9sn CT Bolitiet altlaa melt tai
ri9t / Nhuorleans q YoIilimano
paa busr $50 Snbpaanere) % minbit
talrist / Ct. 9Onis q pao l049).
Cincinnati. SUM IL. SaIu.
partsn at SelsSaterre iii NntiOunl.
iorlamlin9cu ere nnfomne. &en
mellsm 8lalnss, 8rlitOlus % Con.
filings Tenner CT ms9ct bitter, bUOr.
lmOb 8ultoms, WOrtous og 9aDcs
silbGu9ere ere blepns snise ON. at
ocrlom ell al here's 6auoibater no.
minttes oa lfol be Nnores @snner
oermsp labe ils nris.
- Kan YOrf. Sum 8. Sallit.
bOet 2opt, Spragus q So. lfploer
s WiIlIuuer Dollars, bDOrai
nmireut J. 33n.O 900 M rr hstalt, %
Botts ,Sorpalter bar i &asleu 81.
100000.
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
Wiinntiota.

:iait 6airtu fol aibOIets paa
)u:mncm Mellon 81 Yanl %
mmpOIis fra Sole Ill 6is 81.
l. Senere RiundOta BantfOm.
s,u bar paa al 30 al % Nar
emlraIbannn / WinnaOto fra
jani al rogue.
= 5lm 8uattn pto guIuib
k manu beu 4he Stunt 9iuerin.
StitH for SoIlabitu.
l. eltit i iorri9s Wnanec brag'
| laEpbaantn Gbepmnt ira 600.
slBu Ill Woorbeae 5000 Wulbti
~ ben ierii,. iom Ct brnst op
! so Rlpsr.
l. eau Claire, sic SUM. SEQ
ia IN 6armer i Srtmpclsnn 90,
FAh, I'm 9abo. Bsu. BENTON.
SbOrsone gnpps arsniursr
nO paa Senlons &9tr, meoens
aE irapGrtnbs, % bans Born
7 Ia ptb 9iGlp al Ell 9nno
kaartruc bort fra @ucocugcren
[rs 0il iirnI ben I'll &mtOns @uS
: m toIc5tt Srsie, liarpe Sro
Eb6 % Carp Hog til aenion
! ban iolot ON. ga ban M NJ
h OF bans SIne bapos iora0Tla'
! sutOus 500, apateNe ban. %
aapibt pipts. lite innsct monn
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
@albingtOu.

Sen soc Snni. Blainss &cnner
mcnsr, al ocrsrss &anblbat bliper
uomincret pep ierite Ballot. buorl'
moo @riltops WGur paaltaar, at
ceres llofaareos / Cincinnati nil pie
ia upcntct itorf. % at en- itor Del
Of MortOnfOlfet ilntiell9 oil UNDER
itelteS %faifnmmer.S tfret9ren. Vlanot
3epnblifansrne i &On9resicn er Stsm,
uinosn operpeicube for blaine.
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
GHliiornicn.

Gan Sraneisco, SUM 4 Set
SIlriia. 5os. Tom ben life o~ireiIts fra
N1lp gort | oct lpccitIlc Cismso Of
Il | bpor fort 3io 5urcn I'll Gan
6rnncisco flnbe aieres, anfom Ill
llohnGunie Tp Scnbna Wor0m ri.
IA Sc 5000 WiIs tilba0eIo0ses i
73! Slme, nlilan minore emo 3
Dean. msbsns Den nlminosIiae 5io
sr 7.
Gen bsfionoie Norbmanb.
Snolulbos 9bompiOr. Der / oper 20
Oar pna ilns eli ierts Yoiim Opsr
Ssirra Nebubo 8islosns ital iicles
"Ndp 9orf &orlo" bare aiaoaet
Dso Sceen for no9le Gage floen.
Oct par oaiaa ham, Der / 1855
braste be ierlte Erebsr al Sub oa
Splomolm ira be isnsrs ian inb-
bOlesri9e Wlnsr pto @enoa til Yla.
%ctrpillr. Gal. Snu uNierte Ct Mr.
belns ION in0en Nnbtn bar 9lort %
maai'e life 10 / belle amcritd. bptr.
fen Ullos tIltr funbc baps uoicrt.
SUM /. YrGilemtsn Tor el
al Be Ter iInenlte &Ompasnicr bar
laaei citeriel9snoe Sfripelis iilienbi.
oe bar iiror cper9iuei Den I'll YOIl.
tltlei ellis for. ON mnIig, at faa
Sori0ttsrm ~opon9et Gil be finsii.
lts 8O~mpasniers OfReercr % Weo.
lemmu - = iamlliat SiHecrsr %
Wsblsmmer al Gan i%rnnclseos benz.
mtllgt NuilGoOlIe Sellfabs Nlpn,
bullet Stllfob sr rtprrientcret / al.
bpcri al Gan ~SSrnncIseJs 0iitrifier.
% JON bar oel 6Ormaal at iOrbiu.
ere tIneilii Sn%hpanorina. oe at be.
irI Siaeen o9 Sinisn ira Den fine.
illfe BefOltnlns Ytit. mtonels nj
Ghr betbtb. Of nj. inairemt lite IN.
ben ben Soe SUM ct iuIoiiGnolal
@llba9tUanorinssip liem or
iat i9anB. % = life bar ifanel
Il belismt % tilirebsitllcnbc AniuI
aineier, bort betira. Ct iaiot % ian
pna mso %aaben / SGnosr.
ne at iilipinat os bette. VI buiIfsi.
iombdIh Guar i9ienncm enl oil
Ill Dor sunolfab. Senne
Bduinins sr psb 50 bstr9iiet al
Sifccr % sibpert Wsolsm
ai port Selirab. % Der CT iat Oeos-
ilrai for at brpoe bsnne 20.
S5ro Salem i Oregon lfriUts
unoet 20oe Mai. gn @alp.S noia.
ucr, Ghas. Bean, Der botoe pco
Graft Nlpcr, prb Siien Der lcrer
ira @lIlnmelie &allcp I'll &lIiamoOt.
opos ncu l2te bs. Sorlnrcn M
Sco bao ban IN nupwrenoe Fart'
uer ON at Iciie Stenen loran SlO
lteoet OF % tn9e ct 8nnot Nealtr
iom laa Der. 9an tllltoo at baue
bc0aact mango 6OrbrpNeller. 8lanol
auoct bapbs ban i 1862 orrbt en-
bel Samllis paa &eien til Oregon.
San par celan mco Ill al mproe en-
en- Wano pto Nauu SOrcp | Sllla'
moot GounlD, % bolct Epltt me-
bsns bans WeoblUlper ltaf bom
meo lin anip. S5or lem Var lleen
rcueoe ban tiIll9emeo TO Mnore GI.
presleu i NGrbeben al Gnrefd. Gal.
Tor $4,000. ga &c par lf9ro meN
at ueoarape Sfatttu fom eli Wano
iiliulpi0pis iiIileoe % bltp mpreet
for. at ban life lfuloe forbade Dem
SAN % bans Mebblrlper hapoe
pssuoen pIpnbrct Der iOmesnsn %
ueoaraust oercs Wptte paa icrlflslll'
ae Stecer. Sau par iuit Bssreb
mcp at iortGlls bpor oisls Sfatis
pare mso0rapeoe, oa ban Op9aO Aal''
Den.
Decorah-posten., 1876-06-15
6orlfjcni0c StrNcr.

gG0pptens oneitllSe @l@lo belc.
Der fi9 I'll $500, 900 900.
Oct Gn9eIlfe % nNenlanolfc
8lbellcIlfnb bar n9lpet 1852, l8j
Stpffcr Wlbler. &cltamentsr % an.
ore uoto9 al Sfriiten i 1873.
8ronprlnoien al Nanmarf, er
bei0nfella 1919 man ahta9er, at lan'
Del ban lom 8on9cn al 8rGfenlano
DER osiaa ll9acr ip0. bar p%aabraset
i9 Spsbommeu unocr cercs iGles
8eie9 i Nom.
= = Gu9lano lerer man I'LL Jar,
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boIner fig i England for at ltlibsrs,
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Dos ON, at Dc en9ellfe life bar laa
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lfru ell Yreuclaonin9 fra Sapan,
lom inrtrai til 9onoon for fort Sic
Ncsm. SpefnlatiOncu IaIot nomer'
fst aoot no. Ser bleD 9lort Ell
Mru0oe 8c1tilIiuscr. Sc laponell'
lie &csIitcn ifal uomGrts no ueo ils
uep lin @oobeo, nauuIis $aarobee,
liaclom peo i'm ViIli9beo.
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at en- al DC p0itntli9ere S%nppsnoln'
DER moo llplercllen al ell 6unnel
uncer @auaIcn mcllem Gn9lano %
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taat at bore Den. Men osriom man
fan liolc paa, bUab "slberte" bcrei.
ter. bar cenne Snopenoin9 lite mere
nooet poo ils. Set iichnGpnte BlaS
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a Schoo,-Roy on Corns.


Corns are Of Two kinds-vegetable and an.
lmal. Vegetable corn grows in rows and an
lmal ccrn grows on toes. There are several
KIDS of corn: there is the unicorn, capri
corn, corn dodgers, field corn, and the corn,
which IS the corn you feel the most. 1t is
said, l believe that gophers like corn, but
persons having corus do not like to "go fur
if they can help it, COrns have kernels, and
some colonies have cOrns. Vegetable corn
grows on ears, but animal corn grows on feet
at the other end Of the body. Another kind
Of corn is the acorn; these grow on oaks, but
there Is no hoax about the corn. The acorn
is corn with an Indefinite article, indeed.
Try it and see. Many man who has corn
wishes 1t was an acorn. Folks that have a
corn sometimes send for doctor, and if the
doctor himself is corned he probably won't
do so well as If he isn't. The doctor says
corns are produced by tight boots and shoes,
which Is probably the reason why when a
man is tight they say he is corned. Ifa farm.
er manages well he can get good deal of
corn on an acre, but l know Of one farmer
that has corn that makes the biggest acher
on his farm. The bigger crop of vegetable
corn man raises the better he likes it, but
the bigger crop Of animal corn he raises the
better he does not like ii. Another kind of
corn is the corn-dodger. The way it is made
is very simple, and is as follows-that is if
you want to know: You go along the street
and meet man you know has corn, and a
rough character; then you step on the toe
that has corn on it, and see you don't have
occasion to dodge. In that way you will find
out what corn.dodger is.-HarJord Post.
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ciate the Joke; and now that Sam was as deer
| in the mud as they were in the mire gave nj
quarter ,
means" said Sam looking in confusion a
his brothers, who we're rolling and kickin:
in commissions of laughter.
"Means" said George, holding his sides
at means that YOU have stolen like THE
into Miss Eva SANKEY'S bed.chamber, who Is
young lady teacher boarding here; anC
thinking it was your humble servant and
Johnny snug in bed, you attempted to drown
MS ont, and made grand mistake. How d.
you like 1t SAM"
81 confess see the point, but can't sec
the Joke. 1t is "a most outrageous shame
Al this iuncture Hannah came rushing In
and began rating them soundly, thereby let
ting out the whole story. 1t was Sans turn
to laugh.
Miss Eva was not visible the next morn.
| inc. ana Hannah announced that the was
sick with severe cold. Hannah had her
unruly crew under her thumb ouce in her
| life, and had the satisfaction of seeing them
behave with some dignity. They appeared
never to forget that there was an invalid In
the house, ard went on tiptoe about. Sam,
who seemed to take the entire responsibility
on his own shoulders sent off slyy to the city
for choice fruit and flowers, which he Undue
ed his sister to convey to the young lady with
the most abject apologies and regrets.
In couple OF days Eva washable to come
down stairs She was looking quite pale,
but lovely. and of course diviney, when pre-
sented by Mrs Carpenter TO the three broth
ers, who behaved quite well considering the
unpleasantness of their situation.
But Sam, who had broken the ice by means
of his presents, was most at ease, and by vir.
tue of his age and experience constituted
himself the proptator, and was Constantly on
hand to offer Miss Eva thousand nameless
attentions; and before the weekwas out John
declared that Sam was dome forr'
"Gone under completely" echoed George
with one of his dismal groans.
Hannah, singing Eva's praises, commend
ed Sans choice, and recommended marriage
to all as the only SOLDERING process she was
acquainted with. 1t is piece Of advice, how
ever, that they did not appear Inclined to fol,
low, Notwithstanding Sans happy lot with
the pretty school-mlstress OF HollythOrn.
She often reminds her brothers.n-law of
her unceremonious introduction to q snow.
drift at the dead Of night and they retaliate
with the shower,bath gwen her by Sam.
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Carved Legs NECESSARY.

The San Francisco Ne1cs Letter tells a
pleasant tale of a farmers wife from Blind
Gulch, who went to town To buy a music box
or something of the sort for the girls at home
She he'd $500 tied up IN a handkerchief and
attached to the hay bands which formed her
hustle. After she had looked at dozen or
more pianos she remarked to the clerk
You can't fool me with no planners as has
got smooth legs like that. I'll have 'em
carved If | die first" The astute manager
signaled TO musician TO try richly-carved
square grand" but she protested that she
didn't want funeral music IN her house
There was change Of instrument, and, what
was more important, a new tune-"The Null
'ligan Guards The old lady was delighted
1t was the kind of box that would suit the
gals" She bought it.