St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1876-12-08
VOLUME 4O---NUMBER 2O54
Squibs.

drink. and they changed them and
made them read Good for one drunk -
y mewly-marricd pair were on their
way t" New York from Buffalo. on the
Ellr railway cars one night last Wcck.
when the husband took from his pocket
II roll OF brown paper which the bride
snatched and threw out of the window.
lcmarking: "lou said yon'd quit chew
ing tobacco when ! married vou." As
gently as he could under the circum
stances the husband remarked that the
brown paper WAS not tobacco. but : SIDO
in bills.
The weather is changcablc as ii dol
lar bill whitehall Times. Yes the
wind blows today from one quarter.
ana t"-mofr"w from Il dimc-tricallv op-
poSItt point.-PhHadclphu Builctin.
Somebody must he money -pulating it.
-BHrtingtoh Hdwkcye. The man who
gives currency to such jokes has no
centS.-N. \. HerdId. We coincide in
that cent? Boston Post That
last Is specifically good and cent lent
North Addms Tanscript.
man who was being examined for
il school teacher i'll Maine. after Stum-
hillg through some simple arithmctical
problem, was asked where Boston is.
lie answered Il know about it, prob
ably just as well lis YOU do: have heard
OF the place several times. but some
how or other can't seem to locate it,"
with Il view to helping him out. the
committee man said. lit is the capital
ni some state is il not ," YES. | be
iI"vr it is. "What state ?" well. |
't,,t,. D. '> wei! '> Ho" u"' WHAT
. i! ! 'nr '"P,'aI "i, h"t Aou
nav en- GOT '''r How "i lan%nagr
l" express 1t.
tbr ,," tw.',"tifn iti'' W.T." ; Were r'leh'ni'ng
"tI'n'I%' ana Mhrn quite Il lItIIc circle
Salh'rrd about hem The husband with
''"' ..ii.' !, 'a''" '"nip'''tnrN. sad
li'lc my WIFE and have been mar
,i. ,i," i?l 'Men,i -hNr Years. and III all of
H., t,'' I'' - "'i VI "S mas ever spoken
r',rJ.. -. "'"'' Il" 'A'l'c" "f "nkind
'',ri -.
:. u-Li" ,,,'','"I Shi'' ''ie WHY l)r. NJ.
''"fo" ""' 90" M"S' mare hdd
=? :"
ne Church OF the Heavenly Rest in
New "Ik has Il dcht of = I5O.0OO. We
>"'.'.n ''l'i'h resting under drbi like
JW ','. w. any 'hil% hIi heavenly.
'''"'" '""'"''
\ man rushed int" Il restaurant the
othtr day. III an awful hurry. and.
,"f"PPl"S mt" CHAIR. called for 'calt's
mead soup. "tali said what. >ir p"
ihHhlltd the WaltcI. 'talf~> head
soup roalcd the impatient guest. Ad-
in"ll>hcd 10y tn" Nrathiul tone. the
waiter moved away. bat paused To in
Iuirc' h> Il klhd of appendix. You
'lir IL. neal nm say what kind OF soup,
>lr
--. do you know why vnu aIe
Ilkr II donkey Like Il donkey :"
'cnoed ". opening his eyes
W lde. -. NO: | don't. I'D" You give
IT up: do. "HcrauSc Nour better
'"l' S'",I"i nhr>S hcl>cIf. hats
"", "''u' ila ha Ill give that To my
he Mhrh get nome. Mrs. W."
ir asked, a> he sal down tn supper, ''do
"u KNOW why am like :; donkey -
ne waited moment expecting his wife
|" give 1t mp. But she didn't. She
""l>e" at MN somewhat commiSclat-
h%IN aS she answered.: Il supp"Sc he
''i>e N"u were born 50.
\ Chicago grocer and his family took
lays since. This is very nice chicken"
observed the grocer. is hc discussed :,
'irce of the leading dish ON the table
Very nice spring chicken ShouId
udge. That shows What kind of ,
Hd@c Nou are. broke in the. ilIrurrssi
'lc Noung>tcr of he household. ..Nmb-
I says that chicken is the toughest old
""Stcr she ever seen in all her born
ial :. an she bought il from Won ton '"
The rest of the meal paSScd off in Si
cnce.
james NcLrnd , C,u,J;.,, f,r,
vent ont with the iuteurinu nf .Lnnt;,,,r
pig. The animal to h. LiIInL W.
rld. or. at lens1 tried tn Il. L,. H..
ircd man. who had =, tr,in,, ,;,, A.
lSt Mr.. McIroJ tnnl :. .ho, ''tit ,t ~
missed tL. ni,r L;,,in %
nw Instead. which in fIlIim" r'II ~
alf and killed it. The rrnurt nf tLn
nm 50 frightened the hu" that if hrok.
way. and. MAKING for th, yyond. I,,,
ot been seen since. The COW died
rom the effects of the Wuuud inflicted
y the buckSho At Inst ,,.,.,uut
here was some hon. uf s,,.;urr H.,
and his hired man
THE PLEASURES OF THE Drrp.
. Detroit boy. after tiuisbiuo tIr last
happier of Il book called The plr,snr.s
t the Deep" pIrnded viii, hi. t,,Ja,
. let him shin aboard = lax. x,hnn,,,,
he old man smiled 4 Grim smile ,n,,i.
he case under consideration. and in -
Nv days the boy wa, ON tLe rnIIiu~
crp. hnvinn sbirn.d ~. '",i''s