, 1876-05-07

dow, nothing pleases him SO much as to run
against the clothes-hne, and discover that she
only had one pair Of stockings in the wsah laas
week.-No77neh Bulletin.
Lors OF Able-bodied young ladies are ~ Ill
day hunting for trai!1ng arbutus, whose parents
haven . spoonful Of horseradish in tho house..
-Danbu,y Neses.
There is rumor ahoat that ladies' in rueurn-
iar wear black corsets. 4 Bropkiyn widow ht4J
characterised it by e4elsimiag: .oh, tia igno~
EAnco OF thess'men !"
An ineb1iato recently fell and struck his nose
againat ba1ber'a pole- On being raised from
tho ground, he asked "What's at woman II
striped stockings on got agin mes"
A man in Michigan Strapped his horse Tor 9
u,fa. An old bachelor acquaintance SAG ns
hr. there was something HronE with the nosse'
or ,is owner wouid never have fooled it away N
that reckless manner
Hecently, ut 3 Wedding. when the Clergyman
! aeIed tha youpe IEdy. "Nilt thou haye this man
TO he thy Yeddsd husband ?" aAe, With modesto
| j which lent her beauty additional grace e.
piled, "if you please"
A landlady IN d trst-rate boarding house up
town finds It necessary to post up the following
notice, which leaves = margin for medltauon
| ing the coal-oll lamps"
Kentucky 1epoztar: ''She struck out couldn't
| turn; started for the- ceiling; shouted, Don't
| ron loox;' turned q handspring, and than Rat
down. The stripes were brown aud red.
Our psternal Government 1sst winter forward
ed 40, 600 pairs Of elastic gartera to the indian
women, and now one OF tho agents lnnocently
writes to the Secretary Of the Interior II no.
tice that the squags this spring A7e sA wearing
necklaces"
A woman ia imbued with feeling Of joy and
kindness second only to that Of thp angels, but
she can never wash pair Of mems cashmere
| pants and have them set a. weu as they did be-
| fore--FuNon Times. No; nor ~ we'll - they
did behind, either Vicksburg Herald
A Dublin woman, joalous Of her husband.
threatened to drown herself in tub ct Wate, s.
your head in it until touch you, said the man.
The excited woman at once plunged her head III
the water. Tho husband waited TOO long, for,
| when he drew her back, she was dead
Two Council Bluffs .(1a.) girls, school
! who were avfu!ly " smashed" oyer each other,
as they say at Vaesa1, IN q gush Of affection
| and demanded that ho should unite them in
| marriage. They left in teats when informed
that no such ceremony could be performed in
/ their case.
| A Louisville chap thought he had found some
thing uice ia the shape Of 3 laughing, sunny
lttle witch OF girl, and was on the point Of
proposing marriage when she scattered his fond
| hones to this Winds BY rem4rking one evening !:
s'You kiss and hug me- more than any gentleman
| am acquainted with, except Bill Wallace, md
he is q steamboat-clerk, and only comes here
once month"
When . Norristown woman asked her husband
for e to buv calico dress, be whipped paper
mt Of his coat-tail pocket. and pointed to 40
editorial which clearly showed that female e1-
hest naen. and aven the country Itself was being
5smoralized from the gsme cause, The he gaye
hsr IN rent1 to INV hairnins lit = 20-cept c1ear.
and lnft the houss-and io4t s9 PLAYING billiards
hafora ha rafnrned homa-Eor,isto,on Herald