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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23
NOTICE

~ ecute the provisions Of the foregoing
Decree at my office in Charlestown, w.
Va, OH the 9TH day of October, 1875.
CLEON MOORE, Com.
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TIE SURVEYOR
ZIGZAG ARRANGEMENT.

The Iigzag arrangement, has recently
been adopted, will be put OH only whero
specially ordered, for which live dollars
will De charged N addition to the rcgu-
lar price.
The change can be made from a zi2zag
to a straight line aud vice versa, Ia a mo-
ment, without even hosting the sboyels.
without removing bolt. IL L. simple Ia
its construction, and will not easily get
out OF repair.
The entire machine L. so well balanced
that the horses nscks do not become gall
cd. This Is accomplished ~ the manner
in which the hopper IL set u:,On the frame.
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FOR CONSTABLE.

7 HEREBY announce myself as cam
L didate for the office of Constable in PO-
tOmac District, and if elected promise to
discharge the duties of the Office impair
TALLY. GEO. McGLlNC4.
Sept. %. tie
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Business Il otilcs.

Ha- For RELIABLE FIRE INSURANCE,
call on L. A. Steiner, General Insur-
ance Agent, at Martinsbarg, w. Va.
Office few doors east of the Postotfice,
On Burke Street. Over $l3,OOO,O00
capital, and none but first class compa-
MES represented.
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DR.. SW
COMPOUND SYRUP OF WILD CHER

COMPOUND SYRUP OF WILD CHER
RY Is A SOVEREIGN REMEDY.
HemOrrhage, or Splitting of Blood, may
proceed from the larnyX, trachia, bron-
CHA or lungs, and arises from various
causes, as undue physical eXertion ,pletho-
RI, or fullness of the vessels, weak lungs,
Overstraining of the voice, suppressed
evacuation, obstruction of the spleen or
liver, &c.
DIR. SWAYNE'S COMPOUND SYRUP
OF WILD CHERRY
strikes at the root of disease by purifying
the blood, restoring the liver and kidneys
to healthy action, invigOrating the ner-
vous system.
The only standard remedy for hemor-
rhage, bronchial and all pulmonary COM
plants. Consumptives or those predis-
posed to weak lungs, should not fail to use
this great vegetable remedy.
PRICE ONE DOLLAR-SIX BOTTLES
$500. If your druggist or storekeeper
has not got it, we will deliver half dozen
to any address on receipt of price.
sy- Should the bowels be costive, or
headache accompany your disease, the pa
tient should procure box of
DR.. SWAYNE'S TAR PILLS.
Take first few doses of Pills, and fol-
low with Swayne's Compound Syrup of
Wild Cherry.
The Pills will evacuate the bowels, which
is of the first Importance, relieve the con-
gested liver, purify the blood, strengthen
the nerves, improve the appetite and re-
move all billiousness. % cents 4 box-5
boxes $l.00.
Prepared only by
DIR. SWAYNE d son.
$50 North Sixth Street, Philadelphia
SOLD By ALL PROMINENT DRUGGISTS.
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FOR CONSTABLE.

DLEASE announce DAN'L II. REY-
i NOLDS a candidate for the office of
Constable for Shepherd District, who will
be supported by the voters of
DUFFIELDS PRECINCT.
Sept. 8, 1876. If
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NOTICE..

THE creditors of Jonathan Nixon, de-
L ceased, are hereby notified to present
their claims to the undersigned Executor
Oh or before the 10th day of October,
1876, proven according to law, as final
settlement of the Executor will then be
made with Commissioner Bragonier.
c. Il. BUTLER, Executor,
of Jonathan Nixon, decd.
Sept. l6, 1876. Nv
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FOR CONSTABLE.

WE are authorized to announce D. G.
w ADAMS as Il candidate for Constable
in Shepherd District. lfelected he prom
ises faithful performance of the duties
pertaining to the office.
August II, 1876. If
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FOR CONSTABLE.

WE are authorized to announce HEN
w RY 5. BYERS as candidate for
Constable in Potomac District, by
Sep. MANY VOTERS.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23

The Washington correspondent o OF
the Baltimore Sun says that eoo'VVo
has been sent to West Virginia to be
used in carrying the election Tor the
radical State ticket, and adds.
"The republican managers here are
looking upon the canvass in West Vir-
ginia. which also votes in October, with
an interest only exceeded by Ohio and
Indiana As two United States Sena-
tors are dependent upon the result OF
the October election in West Virginia,
and as in the close condition of parties
these two Senators may make the ma
iority one way or the other in the Sen.
ate of the next Congress, the anxiety OF
the republicans is not at all unnatural,
Republican emissaries have been sent
into West Virginia in large numbers,
and every effort has been made to
foment whatever differences exist among
the democrats of the State. This, 1t is
said, is the cause of the announcement
of so many independent candidates in
West Virginia
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23
FOR CONSTABLE.

HENRY F. CAMERON, having proved
Ill himself possessed of all requirements
of faithful and efficient officer, will re-
ceive the cordial support of the voters Of
Shepherd District for reelection to the
office of Constable, at the ensuing election.
VOTERS WHO KNOW HIM.
August II, 1876. tt
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23
NOW is THE TIME
TO BUY.

HAVING been to the city and purchased
IL stock of HOUSE FURNISHING
GOODS, such as Coal Holds, Coal Shovels,
Coffee Mills, Bake Pans, spoons, Ladies,
Egg Beaters, Sad Irons, Patent Granite
Ware, &c, also the ACME SAUSAGE
SUFFER-, LARD AND FRUIT PRESS,
Rising sun Stove Polish, Sealing Wax for
Fruit Cans, Hoop Iron, Bar Lead, Sheet
Zinc, &C., all of which offer at very low
prices. Call and examine goods and prices.
III. {. MARrEN.
Cant q 1S-R Iv
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FOR COVSTABLE.

MIR. Editer-Please announce d. NJ.
Ill ENTLER as 4 candidate for Corsta-
Bile, in Shepherd township. He will be
supported by MANY VOTERS.
Sent g. 1876 If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23

p@ Ifyou want cheap Dry Goods,
Carpets, Oilcloths, Blankets, &c, call
at Rickard & Welshans'.
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FOR MAGISTRATE.
FOR MAGISTRATE.

MR.. Editor-Inasmuch as WIN. B. DAN
I1 IELS has declined running for the
office of Judge of the County Court, you
will please announce him as candidate
for Magistrate in Shepherd District. He
has proven himself an excellent Justice
and we wish him reelected.
MANY VOTERS.
Sept. 9, 1876. If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23
FOR MAGISTRATE.

n S. RENTCH has proved himself one
II. of the best Magistrates in the county.
In the County Court his opinion and judg-
ment have been frcquetly solicited upon
many important questions, in the inter-
ests of the people of the county, which
have had much weight and influence, we
therefore recommend him to the voters of
Shepherd District, for reelection, ut the
approaching election.
MANY VOTERS.
August u, 1876. II
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FOR THE
House of Delegates.
TO THE VOTERS AND PEOPLE OF
THE COUNTY OF JEFFERSON.

T ANNOUNCE myself as an INDIE
i PENDENT CANDIDATE for the
next House of Delegates. My opinions
and views of what legislation should be
initiated for the welfare Of the people in
regard to finance and railroads, and 9TH
er monopolies, are generally known. In
future card will explain more fully,
and face to face during the canvass.
JNO. A. THOMSON.
Summit Point, Sep. 8, 1876. te
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FOR MAGISTRATE.
FOR M AGISTRATE.

GEORGE w. CHASE, of Shepherd Dis
u trict, will be supported by many
friends of law and order, as one of the
peoples candidates for Magistrate in
Shepherd. District. Mr.. C.. has all the
qualifications requisite to faithful dis
charge of the duties of the office. "HOn-
or to whom honor is due"
PRO BONO PUBLICO.
Sept. 9, 1876. If
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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23

Hon. 9. ]. FAULKNER.-We regret
to learn that this gentleman has been
confined to his house for the last week
by A severe attack of cold, accompanied
by a constant and distressing cough,
contracted during his recent political
canvass in the southern aud southwes-
tern counties of this State. lie address
ed large meetings in the counties of
Greenbrier, Fayette, Monroe, Cabell
and Mason, when he found it necessary
to return to his home and seek some
relief from this attack He has been
under the care of Dr. MoSherry since
his return, and we are pleased to learn
that he will be able in few days to re-
sumo the duties imposed upon him by
the State Democratic Executive Com
mittee, aud continue his labors in the
western and northern counties of this
State. At no period of his life has he
shown more vim and energy in con-
Quoting a canvass lie seems to have
forgotten self and thrown himself, body
and soul, into the fray.-Naritn'0"rS
Statesman.
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TO THE VOTERS
OF
JEFFERSON County

A II the solicitation of numerous friends,
n Iannounce myself is an independent
candidate for one of the County Assessors
and respectfully invite your support at
the approaching election.
j. WILL TAYLOR.
Sept. l6. 1876. te
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23
FOR WHEAT.

DOPPElN'S Silicated Super Phosphate
of Lime contains the new ingredient
VEGETABLE SILICA. Ii is highly re-
commended 10y numbers OF certificates
obtained from actual tcstc, as being supe-
rior TO the best, for sale by
j. ). MELVIN.
Dutfields, Sep. 6. II
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ESTRAY.

STRAYED from the premises of the
Osubscriber miles East of Martinsburg,
a light BAY FILLY, two years old,
with dark name and tail. Amy infor-
nation that will lead to recovery will be
literally rewarded.
JACOB MILLER,
Martinsburg, W.. Va.
Sept. 16, 1876. 3w
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23
County TICKET.

County TICKET.
For the House of Delegates,
G. +. CROSS,
JAS. LAW. HOOFF.
For Sheriff,
EUGENE BAKER.
For President of the County Court,
ROBERT w. BAYLOR.
For States Attorney,
GEORGE BAYLOR.
For Assessors,
r. A. ALEXANDER,
CHAS. Ii. TRAIL.
For County Surveyor,
S. HOWELL BROWN.
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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1876-09-23

For Judges of Supreme Court of APP
peals. Full Term,
A. +. RAYMOND, of Marion county.
OKEY JOHNSON, of Wood county.
Unexpired Term of Judge PAUL,
lIIOS. &. GREEN, of Jefferson county.
For Congress-2nd District,
81. MARTIN, of Taylor County.
For the State Senate-l2th District,
c. r. BUTLER,
OF Jefferson County.
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BEST DRILL

one of the lightest DRAFT as well as q
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-07-12
Teaching n Drummer the English
Language.

The Cincinnati Enquirer says a
newly engaged commercial traveller
was about starring on . drumming
trip from his place in Chicago, the
other day, be suddenly turned to his
employer, a grave old merchant, and
inquired.
II say boss, what shall / do when
| get out Of soap"
SOAP said the old gentleman,
why save your samples and then you
WON'T get out"
But 1 mean what shall | do when
| get tout Of grease" pondered the
young man.
Grease? grease? 2" continued the
old man, why you don't need any
grease-you are not working for
lubricating estab-"
cob, but you Northumberland me-"
chimed in the youthful employee,
rather embarrassed. 81 mean what
shall | do when | run oat Of spOndu-
lix-stamps-wealth ?"
"Sponduiix Stamps? Wealth y'
echoed the mystifed merchant, look
ing at the young fellow over his
glasses to see if he had gone crazy.
Yes, currency-greenbacks," eX-
claimed the drummer, "cash money,
you know 2"
a light seemed to dawn on the old
gentleman's mind at this moment,
tor gazing upon the creature before
him with look Of contempt and pity,
be broke forth: Young man, what
are you giving US? | rather guess
you needn't go out, for don't believe
our class Of customers could get along
very well with you-they all speak
English Pull down your vest, step
up to the cashiers desk and get Your
sugar Now cheese it, Gully, you're
bounced"
And that is the way that hish-ton.
ed kid got bounced-all through the
pernieiOus habit of singing slang
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-07-12
a Dozen Points.

Wegive twelve points why the
Republican partT should be preferred
to the Democracy. A hundred equal
~ as good could be given:
l. 1t represents the intelligence
and loyalty of the nation.
2. 1t is the champion of free edu
cation, and an advocate of the rights
Of labor.
g. 1t preserved the Republic in
face of the greatest rebellion Of mod
ern times.
4. 1t restered-through its legisIa-
tive wisdom-the Southern States to
all their former rights ard privileges
In the Union.
3. 1t abolished slavery
6. 1t made freedom universal.
1. 1t settled the vexed San Juan
boundary question.
s. 1t obtained sl5,00O,O00 from
EDgland, and settled amieably the
Alabama depreciation question.
9. 1t gave to the nation good ma
tional banking system.
10 1t has paid nearly sGO0.0O0.-
600 of the national debt.
IL. 1t built the Pacific railroad
H. 1t has opened profitable COM
merce with eastern nations through
favorable treaties.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-07-12
Tender Courtship.

In an account Of the marriage GER
emOnies ofthe Esquimaux given BY
DR.. Hayes, he says:
The bridegroom must 20 out and
capture polar bear as an evidence
Of manly courage and sire lgth. Then
he is told be can marry, if 50 inclined.
lie sneaks behind the door Of his
iuamOrata, aud when she comes out
be pOuncos upon her and undertakes
to bear her away to his dog-sledge.
She screams, bites, kicks, and breaks
away from him He chases her. aud
the old women of the settlement
come out with frozen strips Of seal
skin and give her a thwack. After
running the gauntlet of these old
women, she falls down exhausted.
and surrenders. The bridegroom
then lashes her to bis sledge, and
whipping up his dogs they fy over
the frozen snow, and the wedding is
consummated.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-07-12
Nouud-Buiitiers.

Several papers, detailing explora-
tons in the mounds in around New
Madrid, have been read at late meet
ings Of the Academy Of Sciences at
ST. Louis. Prof Conant, who has re-
Gently made visit to a locality some
miles from Madrid, and there exam
ined several mounds, related that in
one instance, 10 addition to the skulls
of the true mound-builders which
were found in the center Of the struct-
ure, two erania We're discovered on
the edge of the mound W bich belong
ed to a widely different race. ''rhe
exceedingly low, retreating forehead
much lower grade Of or
ganism, vet the remains have been
buried after the mound builder fash
ion, with a jug on each side the head "
The Professor also gave an account.
Of an examination Of a burial mound
at New Madrid, which was situated
in a space Of about fifty acres, inclos-
ed with earthen walls Something
like l,000 skeletons have already been
exhumed in this inclosure; aud, in
most cases, thin pieces Of pottery
have been buried with each skeleton.
Among the articles of pottery: recov-
cred were vessels foot in diameter,
aud with walls so thin that they
could not be safely moved when filed
with water. SO great a difference
was observed in the preservation Of
the skeleton that Prof Conant was
induced TO believe the mound had
been 10 use for long period as bu-
rial place.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-07-12

I magnificent Distances We have no
doubt it is 80, whether viewed naiur-
ally, strategieally. or politically
Bat. in addition 20 people, states.
and cities in America, other import
ant events. places, and thugs are
honored by having nickaomes confer
red upon them. The entire conti-
nent Itself is Old Stars and Stripes.
Uncle Sam, The New World, or Co
lumbia The Amazon is the King
Of Rivers. although we think. with
all due respect. that Queen wouid
have been more appropriate desig-
nation. Confederate soldiers we're
Johnny Rebs and the revolving
states in the civil war were cassed
together as Secessia Faneuil Hall.
Boston. is the Cradle Of Liberty.
The Southern States, taken collcc-
lively, are Dixie negroes generally
are Curees. Quashees, or Sambos /:
and the grand insignia OF ali that is
good and noble in the gospel Of the
world, according TO Uncle Sam-.bat
is the Stars and Stripes itself is af-
fectionately and familiarly hickman
ed Old Glory.
4 native American cannot receive
a higher compliment than to be s;yl-
ed Brother Jonathan; and as the
origin of the name is not generally
known. we quote the following from
Barlett's Dictionary Of Americanisms:
In the course of the struggle for in
dependence, General Washington
tell short of ammunition. He took
counsel with his staff, but failed to
obtain any practical suggestion for
relief eve must consult Brother
Jonathan" :" said he, meaning Jona-
than Trumbull, the senior governor
Of Connecticut. This was done, and
the difficulty was remedied. To 'eon-
suit Brother Jonathan Immediately
became a set phrase, and the term
has since grown uatil it has become.
/ in the ewes Of Americans. an equiva-
lent 90 the John Bull" Of old Eng
land. Chambers Journal
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-07-12
"By old Leonard. You know

by old Leonard. You know
him"
"Impcssiblel He's not able to build
a house like that"
"oh, yes he is. and half dozen
more like it, Unnecessary"
Leonard"
Certainly. Why he is worth at
least hundred thousand dollars
"You must be in error"
"No. His daughter is to be mar
ried next month to an excellent
young man, aud this house has been
built, and is TO be furnished, as a
marriage present"
Incredible! | though, he was go
lug to the dogs long ago"
''Leonard?" The friend could not
help laughing aloud lie 60 % the
dogsl Oh, no! There isn't a man in
the trade who does SO good busi-
ness with as little show as be makes.
Good work, good prices, and punctu-
ality, are the cardinal virtues Of his
establishment, aud make all substan-
tial. How in the world could you
have taken such noiion2n
Il don't know, bu: such has been
my impression for long time" re-
piled Baker, who felt exceedingly cut
down on account Of the mistake he
had made, and particularly so in
view OF the elegant house and a hun
dred thousand dollars, which might
all have belonged to his son in time,
if he had not fallen into such an
egregious error about old Leonard.
So the world moves on. People
are prone to think that what they
smile on lives, and what they frown
upon is blighted and must die
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-07-12
The ,hiness A. aeeha.,e.


While Il is a vel knoWa fact that
.hc Chinese have very littlc Of the
spirit Of invention origiaaliiy they
are sk.illul und inFesiou5 imitatoTi
aaG copyis,s ks aa instance iH
poigi. il IS Related .ha, slme ye4r.
,'aye. 80 ii.e syg.s.. q. ss An.ee.clu
clipper snip at Hong Kong. ,bc cap
tain, learning Il the wonderful skilI
Of the Chinese painters. employed
one of them 10 copy 2 neaHiiiul 3il
painting of the vessel which bad Sc
eide iaiv beer torn q few inches
across lis face. the rent having been
sewn up.
In due causse oi gimc .be copied
painting esmc home perfsct imita-
ti0u ia all respects, even 10 t5e sewn
'gash in the original Any mechau'-
cal trade which does not tcqaire orig
iaality Of taste or design they pick
aP with surprising facility TIE
manuiae,arc 1l cigars In New York
city may be said TO have passed en-
t.reiy into their nands, several ldous-
ands beng employed in ,his bsauch
Of Industry alone Originally know
lug ab'u, boot and shoe making. thev
have made such rapid strides in this
trade That NO Other class &c workmc1
are able Co compete with them. 1t
such low wages Do Cinnamon per.
form this KIND Of work, that in no
place on this coaGnent are boots and
shoes sold 50 cheap Us in San Fran
cisco. As carpenters, manufacturers
Of furniture. and workers ia all kinds
Of wood. they have crowded out an
army Of white lIborors. who would
otherwise now be employed az good
wages Wiib al the uses Of the
sewing machine they have become
familiar. willingly aud untiringlv
working at twelve, and often fourteen
hours without cessation If there is
any branch of mechanical industry
for which there is q public demand.
John Is sure TO have a band in it,
working at such figures that no " bite
man can possibly compete with him.
The trades or professions with which
they do not interfere are so few as to
be easily enumerated Ia al the de-
partmenis Of servile labor, as house
servants, cooks, scrubbers, gardeners,
p0rters, they crowd out the Cauca-
sian, leaving thousands Of the latter
unemployed aud suffering for the actu-
al Becessaries Of life.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-07-12
Horrible Murder.

HUNTINGDON, West Va, June
2T.-Late Monday night Isaac Mitch
ell Marshal of Police of this place. in
company with Tbos. Turner, alivery
stable keeper, started in search Of a
horse thief. They found him on the
road near Hurricane, twenty-five
miles from Huntingdon The thief
resisted, when Mitchell fred a reyol-
yer at b m. The thief returned the
fire, then grappled with Mitchell and
shot him in the groin, from the ef-
feets of which be died this morning
Tarner was also shot in the groin
and is not expected to live. The light
occurred on a country road, and the
wounded men were not discovered
until sunrise to-day. There is great
excitement here, as Mitchell and
Turner were highly esteemed, being
prominent Masons. The supposed
assassin was arrested this afternoon
at GallipoIis, Ohio. Should be prove
to be the man be viii be lynehed upon
is arrival here. He is supposed to
be named Wheeler, a noted horse
thief and counterfeiter from Ken
lucky.