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| erybody came seemingly with the expectation o
having good time, and, Judging from the live
" spirit which prevailed during the entire even
ing, it is probable they were not disappointed.
| The police magistrate wanted to impress th'
reporter Of THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE with an e1
| allied idea Of his tremendous power of memory
so yesterday when the name Of John Rafferty,
| reporter: ''A1en in this profession acquire {
remarkable faculty for remembering faces. I'm
like what poor Joe Bowling, of New York, used
| to be- Whenever see face for second time
5smember circumstance fnne about % IT,
prisoner, he said: Swell, Rafferty,, hercagau.' .'
tsNo, your Honor'' "Do you mean to tell nc
| that this is the first time you've been before
| mcsn :. It is, your Honor.n "Pooh! Absurd
Didn't I send you to the Brlt1ewel1 for
you $3.50 in May for fighting with Jerry Multi.
gans 0, that's too tnin., Perhaps you don't
work ont at the brick -yarls!" s' I don't, your
| HONOR g" Your HONOR said the policeman
who had made the arrest, It he's M emigrant
night.'' "Hem! Ho! that is,'' said the magis-
sae Su t on Se9e do It aa1 Then @
the reporter, he added: "That man is like
enough to his nau1csake for them to be twins u
HOW TO SUPPRESS TIE ORATORS.
It is estimated by an eminent statistician that
there are at least 317,e6 local orators cayorting
round this country in this Centennial year. each
OF whom, on low average, will deliver sixty
three and two-thirds otat!ons, appeals, reviews
Of the political situation, etc. before the 7th Of
November. How to suppress this tide Of elo-
quence before it oyerwhe1ms the free instit1-
tions OF the country, is a matter in which all
true patriots a-e interested. TIE TRIBUNE
places its experience at the service Of its con-
week an old but vigorous man called at the
Office, and, introducing himself as ':Tle Dil-
mond-Eycd Fish-HaWk of the Sixth Ward,'
said: ' / s'pose you fcllers don't care what poll
tics i. is so long as it is good piece Of news?"
He was informed that party preferences
sentation of any important intelligence inter-.
csting the public, whcrcon lc spat fewquarts
OF tobacco-juicc oyer The otficc-door, and con-
tinued: 4tJcst's thought. Well, we're going
i'll the old Sixth Tomorrow night, and I'm going
to knock the everlasting stulling out Of Whayes
and Heclcr. Here's my spcech,'' and he pro-
duccd a gigantic package Of manuscript, and
you see you can set it up Tomorrow, and you
won't need to send reporter round, because
him, and next morning published what might
be called al advance report OF the meeting, be-
ginning as follows:
Tonight, at the Dloody-Shirt Hall, 169 Lost
viii assemble and listen to an eloquent address BY
Col Herodotus McPike, the Diamond Eyed Fish
Hawk OF the Sixth Ward. on the t'Perils OF the
nour" On On. coming forward, Gel Mepike vii be
plausc, Ho will say, &C., &c.
The meeting did not after all take place, and
the Grafton remains undelivercd. The Diamond
mssa nyf fasnha"k 9 came up p'1 10 aae a once eary
he was in moor condition and lacked science.
Eleven sounds were fought in 1914 minutes,
ere he threw up the sponge He will hardly be
able to take the stump much before the cam
ably not ask t. be reported verbatim in The
TRIBUNE.
MARRIED AVN p.prrn
Yesterday morning NJ. Thomas Hnmnbrcrs
and Miss Ieonora Braxtan were 1,nitei IN tbo
holy bonds Of m marn9ny ,h .na vent on short
iInion Park to sec the ,rrizzlT be.r vail ~ ~, w
is tail and tIc h;rd If frgeon al, ra ~ u1H ~ ".
and hrichats. Mr. Hnmnhreys Is rosnnctahia ot ot
ro,,ng ,,cchau;c who nniv aEr;rad frsE,s f'ee1aoac
land few weeks arc, Ind still rctains hts ~
t;ona1 nacmlisrt;es ~ nrnn,tnc;atin1 A,n ,n,,i;
t,onan he no,vvIuae h h5;dc " tIouah n 4nna, WING
h;e r;rl is, at the same tirne Fo,,d ai''4a ~
n1cas5nt1v and mimicrv Wbi1c 1'Au +,,o4 ~
p were rontcmniatinr the emblem ~ NY 4Lo
Rcn,,h1;c the l,,shsni, rl-sd % .:Tb.+ - eIc
,es @ot heres i;,2c In ,nwI :, {: yas :,
lie sno,,eo arrhI., st,or i;.o =, aeSt1en !,
WorS m 1sord aii,1ed fnoi tn thn fra IN ~ ~
thew nartcd TIE husband soon rcncnteI mi ri as a1
went to the little home that he had Blame nIanned d. to
NAL I-n hIIf mn r,.tI,
~ Ieet m wy Tmn Tp1r~F nti.e an d ha
m ai;vartiscnent inserfcd ttWrte ho,t +hat i.st
hai rcrt ;sc1nant ri1i ro,1 a1v ;and tranha. tae
So nat 5il.. h. hssncn ), he said to thc cers
and Dictated thc following:
nFpsoyA1-u1r Mrs .T,Jpn1Fys w11,1, TIE.
i turn to 'er ome hnIi viii be pardoned hat once Iy
'er hanectionatc hand art broken 'usband
SultsEErMEx AND 7REE-rLANTERs.
The Executing Committee, the Floral Com
m1ttec, anu the Commlttec on Fruit Exhibition
and Trees OF tue Chicago Nurserymen and Tree
Planters Association met at the office OF the
Western Farm .}0ur7lcl, No. 12G Washington
street, Yesterday morning. After some CONSUL
tation. Sccrctary Vaurl1n and AR. 4. Dunniur |
were f1irccted tn arranre for snare n
tha 5ntarss+ota Ernos;t;n1 Inn, ;,1,.to+;cn ~
~ ~ poe,,.a" o.t;.it,,ra, e;at
u Lne ieAu3y5'anla nurl'cut3ulu ooGety,
= was dec1ocu Ihat tho .eommttes OH |
Fruits pc directed 10 arrange II possible Tor an |
exhibition with that Society in September at |
Philadelphia in addition to the Centennial ex- |
hibtion in the genealogical annexe at Fairmount |
Park.
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