The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1876-11-29
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Give us an honesr count and stol
all this toolishness.
The good days of sausages, spare
ribs and backbones are near at hand
We want every farmer in Hamblel
to take the GAZETTE, 1t only costs twt
dollars year.
= The oldest school-master in Ameri
ca died in Brooklyn the other day.
The art of living easily as to money
is to pitch your scale of living one de
gree below your means. ~. ~s~l..~-s.
The Beecher-Moulton trial comes
up again in short time in Delaware
county, New York State.
Two husbands of one woman lie il
the same grave yard in Warren, Penn
sylvania, both having committed suicide
= Tilden's majority in Georgia viii
reach $4,000, and it wasn't good day
for voting either
The municipal election in Chatta
nooga recently, went Republican fol
Mayor and six Aldermen.
Virginia farmers are putting in an
unusually large wheat crop. Let oul
farmers do likewise
= Yardley got only six votes in Knox
vile. his own town. How the Republi
cans hate the niger
- Chattanooga boasts that she polled
three hundred more votes than were
polled in Knoxville.
The new hats have not made theil
appearance in any great numbers yet.
The election returns are not all in.
--latest dispatches confirm the belief
that a European war is shortly to be in
augurated, and predicts that somebody
~will get hurt.
1.-THE blessings of good government
like the dews of Heaven, fall alike on
rich and poor. ."-A4adreso Jackson.
Nothing strikes the ear more forei
bly, than pretty woman's voice-unless
perhaps, it is her hand.
1T has been discovered that dia
mond will cut a brick in two Progress
is the watchword of the day. Bring or
your bricks and have 'em beautifully
sliced. S2@ - -os@
The Vermont Legislature wants the
bankrupt law repealed. Too many fel
lows paying fifteen cents on the dollar
and hiding eighty-five
The next Legislature of Tennessee
will elect two United States Senators
one for the short term of four years, an
other for six years.
Capt. Bogardus, the worlds cham
pion wing shot, has had his unlucky
days in Memphis. He lost in almost ev
cry one of his contests recently there.
A colored man 122 years old, o.
White county, voted the Democratic
ticket On election day. Age had giver
him wisdom. ~
True contentment depends not upo1
what we have; tub was large enough
for Diogenes, but world was too littl,
for Alexander-and, sixteen years of al
infamous and corrupt Republican Al
ministration is just beginning to arous'
the people to a rigid sense of duty.
DIR. A. H. McEuen, formerly o
James county. and late of Red Clay
was shot and killed at Tunnel Hill, Ga.
recently, by man named Springfield
Springfeld's brother has been ARRESTED
as an accomplice in the murder. -
The almanacs are good enough t.
tell when the sun rises and sets, bu
they furnish no information as to hoy
long wood-pile ought to last in thick
ly-settled neighborhood.
-Four Cinnamon were received int
the Baptist church at North Adams
Mass, recently. They have been in tn
place three years, and are leaders amon
their people.
Texas has a new game in cards
one holds revolver, while the othe
holds the cards. A coroner holds tn
inquest of course.
"A Detroit woman sues for divorc
because her husband insists upon sleeI
ing with his feet upon the pillow, s
that he can tickle her nose when sh
snores.
Talk about Rebel claims Their
never was such an outrageous claim .
the claim of the Republican part
to the Presidency-so speaks one of OF
brave little West Tennessee exchange
A Connecticut man advertises hin
self Temperance bootmaker." Whic
means, we suppose, that when his boo
prove tight, he will reform them,
A steer in Oglethorpe count,
Georgia, had his horns caught betwee
two sapliugs so that he was unable
move. When found he had died
starvation. Aessl . iiaa tfH aA4
- Haste and rashness.axe storms al
tempests, breaking EEecking bui
ness; but nimbleu a-full, fair win
blowing it with speed TO the haven.
- The multiplyingof dictionaries h
done much to modify the grief of disa
pointed lovers. When a man can hr
scorn in eight or ten syllabled chunks
a false and perfdious woman his hes
is safe. ~ s
-ssHistory repeats itself, . is an a,
ON well established, and it is vivid
brought to mind that the American pt
pie declared themselves Democratic
1776, and did the same thing again j.
one century later-1876.
- One of the young men Of last yea
class at Yale College, and who had sol
trouble to make both ends meet,
Just fallen heir to $3.50, 900 hard cash.
= President Grant has issued pr
lamation designating Thursday, NJ
vember Both, as a day for natiol
thanksgiving and prayer.
- If Russia gets into a war with T
key the American people win suff
They will have served up to them,
the daily dispatches, snch jaw-break
as Massalsky, Schackaffski, Nepek,
achitsky, and others of like kind.
The papers relate an anecdofe G