The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1876-08-03
CURRENTDoTs.

The stump speaker is preparing
to aggravate the country.
Always patronize those who ad-
vertise and you will be the gamer
Be kind to the horses during the
the hot weather. Don't crowd them.
Counterfeit quarters and dimes
are said to be already in circulation,
Don't lay up the silver to look at
change is scarce. Let the eagle fly.
The warm weather hasn't killed
off the patent right men nor the
tramps.
This is magnificent weather for
the growing crops. You can almost
see the corn grow.
Too many people think a news
paper bin, like doctors, bin should
be the last thing paid.
Cuoumbers and moving machines
ought TO be furnishing our local col
umns with few startling incidents.
The earth is as fun of water and
the springs and creeks are as flush
as if it were the budding spring time.
Two things this world needs to
learn-when to say nothing, and
when it says anything to say 1t
well.
Why is it that & dirty pair of cuffs
protrude much farther than clean
ones, despite all endeavors to hide
them?
Young swell-"I should like to
have my mustaehe dyed" Polite
barber-"Certainly. Did you bring
it with your"
Did any of you ever see an ele-
plants skinT inquired a teacher of
an infant class. Yes, sir 'WhereY
ON an elephant
Boarder-"Has the red-haired
gone awayT Landlady-"Yes sir."
Boarder; 81 thought so. found
d black hair in the bntter.to- day"
Forty-seven million pins are
made daily in the United States,
and yet if man wants one he has
to turn the house upside down to
get it.
Woman has many advantages
over man; one of them is that his
will has no operation till he is dead,
whereas hers generally takes effect
in her life time.
A Camden man lugged a butcher
knife around for two hours, offering
to kill any one who said he wasn't
Moses, Of fBibhcal fame. Every one
said he looked just like Moses.
A blighted being, whose nose
should serve as beacon OF warning
to the youth of our land, says the
ladies' dresses this year are labor
ing under a violent attack OF delir-
um trimmings.
A petrifed woman was discover
ed in our city on last Sunday morn
ing. she was petrifed with aston
+ ishment because her husband came
home before ten o'clock the night
r before-and sober.
5 Never did an animal die but what
I the owner had been offered fabu-
: lous price for it the day before.
2 This is partially true of dogs and
D cats. Moral: Never offer a big
G price for any of these animals-ex-
i cept cats.
Husbands begin to advertise that
3 they won't pay any debts contracted
\ ~ ther wives. What's the use Of
= advertising it, when we already
c know there's 10000 husbands won't
u pay their wives debts nor their own
}, either.
j It has been remarked that man
7 who would take a paper out Of the
q Office for one or two years, and re.
y fuse to pay arrearages, would chase
y his poor lame grandmother bare
footed half a day through thorn
d thicket just to get chance TO knock
s. out her front teeth to sell them fol
e old ivory.-BrosensViHe Democrat.
We saw a mosquito work about
two minutes yesterday, trying to
:, get his bill through the skin Of 8
man who owes as two years sub
scriptions How we laughed al
that demoralized insect as, with :
= lock of digust, be folded up his lit
tie bill, placed it in his pocket, an6
went for another victim.
The new belt for ladies is said tc
be made in clasps. four Of which g
around the waist. Il viii oe dim
cult, however, 10 improve upon th'
old style Of bels, which is made il
the shape OF a coat sleeve an'
has an arm inside Of it. w
: have observed, however, that thi
usually requires more than fou
- clasps.
h As the cholera morbGs IS preva
lent hereabouts, We viii state wha
n we know to be good for It. Tax
B one cucumber as large as your arm
-s three hard boiled hard roastin
Is ears, one last weeks watermelon,
ii. couple OF large radishes and s doze
st half ripe apples, with a few worm
IL peaches; mix well and insert into
We foul stoach. Warranted to prodge
be the alarm on first trial.
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