The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-10-11
saYEgIus AND GRANTEES.

MISS AElE J. TERRY is writing for
the New York World to terrily young
men into never staying later with their
sweethesrts than 1870 p. NJ. Hear the
womsnl When Miss Terrys own young
man. who is now living in Burlington
under an assumed name, told US himself
that he ran away and came West because
when he got sleepy and tried to go home
st3 .35 A NJ. SIX times week, Miss Ter
~ would cling to his collar and say, "Oh,
Englebert, why flee from my side so
early? Why dsn't you stay to break
fast? '-B,rl,ngton Halckeye.
NEW JERSEY tramps don't put up with
any nonsense. One OF them was asked
bya farmer out there not long ago to
help get in some hay in return for food
and entertainment furnished, and refused
10 do So and aiterward destroyed several
valuable fruit trees, TO the stump oil one
of which was found note containing
the following: When man asks you
for something to eat look at these stumps
before you refuse him.-Detrolt Free
Press.
LET civilization scratch itself all over
when it hears that we have not three
pounds of washing soap IN this entire
command, and that no man, not even
General Crook himself, has second
shirt to his back. | have seen that OIL
Ger wash his own underclothes In the
Yellowstone and sit on the bank to let
them drv.-Irn,y Correspondent.
A FROG has been found IN paving
stone which had been fifteen years down
in one of the principal streets OF Mem
mis-. The block was b.ue limestone from
the Ohio river quarrcs originally. In
order to fit it to II new place the bowl
der vas broken. and 10. q live frog hoped
out OF a little pool of water Exchange.
ALAS! no more peaceful days tor man.
The women have gone into The lnsur-
ance business. When Il fascinating
female agent enters an office and lays her
hand upon mans arm in that familiar
touching way, and talks policy, ten to
oae that he insures Perhaps wives will
hang around offices more than usual, too
---SyTdcHSe JJUTHdt.
n IA Il ODD LOl, WV HoN CO
ways closed her prayers at night with
and God keep Katy to be good glrl,
opened Ter eyes on that p"llt awhile
ago, and said, very decided Il ain t
going to say the rest, for don want TO
be a good girl; | want to eat green ap-
pies and swallow EN- --Errh"age.
There is something peculiarly sad,
said Potter. in the recollection 81 our
youth. Tears will come up into the eyes
ut the thought of those bright days when
The setting sun saw us taking pareg"rlc
TO neutraliZs the effects of the mornings
green oranges. "-Nei1 Orleans Bulletin
Mr.. BowLEs has got the patent for his
law tin hen. He fills the thing with
ovster-shells, boiled starch and extract OF
Carrot, winds her up, puts her on nest,
and she will lay an egg every day Tor
week. He has way OF keeping her
from work on Sundays.-Erchdnge.
Crowd at depot waiting for late train:
Af.ble Young man accosts grutf old gent
-"Sir, think / have had the pleasure
OF meeting you before. Your face looks
familiar" Old gent-"Does, EN-! 90
YOURS fore you're ODDS / sm."-Ef-
change.
AT this season of the year there Is
something discouraging to the genius
which despises conventionallties' In the
spectacle of a man who wears straw
Ia, endeavoring to secure the recognl-
ton of his friends. Brooklyn Argus.
AT Tippecanoe, Blaine made his frs'
scousintance with battlefield Chicago
Times
Boss TWEED will soon sit in the seat
of the scornful-Graphic.