Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1876-08-04
SENSE AND NONSENSE.
LARGE insects-gi-ants.
ALI, Indians are well red

LARGE insects-gi-ants.
ALL Indians are well red
THERMOMETERS must be kept down.
BLIGHTINa DEw-the due of mortgage
note.
A FASHIONABLE ring in hard times-a
herring.
The marriage season goes on with many
miss -givings.
PARTISAN druggists are sent to prison
for carelessness.
The best thing in harvest field is the
shade of big tree.
The problem of the hour is how to
keep the starch in your shirt collar.
A POLITE way of putting it-Troubled
with a chronic indisposition to exertion.
The Danbury Netos thinks that more
men would do right if they only had the
time.
GOING out in the yacht of the period is
getting to be almost as safe as going up in
a balloon.
THE heat is reported so extreme in
Rhode Island as to expand the State into
quite county.
SOMEBODY says that joyous smile adds
an hour to ones life, but it depends upon
NAAN fhiiiN vi
MANY young man would like to be
Neptune just to have such a number of
smacks upon his face.
LAST year France used 600 900, 900 post
age stamps as against 81 ,232 ,665 in 1910,
and SAG, ,706,3 $50 in 1869.
THERE are worse things than an empty
cash drawer. For instance, now, tits bet
ter to be sued than Siouxed.
A LITTLE girl who had tooth pulled,
being assured that it would come again,
inquired if it would come before dinner.
LAUGHING may make man grow fat,
but you've got to mix it nightly with
bread and meat and quiet conscience, if
you get it to stick.
AN industrious mosquito, if not inter.
rupted, will fill himself with your gore in
one minute and thirty-seven seconds, but
he is generally interrupted.
Mrs. MALAPRoP says she knows who
he Alpine glacier is. He is a foreigner
who carries lump of putty in his hand
and pane of glass under his arm.
The weather was so hot in Massachu-
sets, the other night, that young man
tossed restlessly from Medford to Maiden,
the bed being directly over the border line.
1T is not necessary to cheap Goals of
fire on an enemy's head" this weather. It
would be less trouble and Just as effective
to bribe him to stand in the sun half an
hour.
WHY should the soldiers going to the
frontier shave their heads? Such bald
headed irony will needlessly exasperate the
Sioux. AT this moment conciliation is
necessary.
JULIE, while looking on while her new
little sister cried at being washed, turned
that in Heaven, don't wonder they sent
her offr'
THE claim recently made in Parliament
that the Sioux were British subjects and
entitled to British protection, was proba-
bly, due to an impression that Sitting Bull
was Johns brother.
DoFF thine Eonian crown!'' elegantly
says Bayard Taylor, in his Centennial
Ode. "Shoot the hatp' says the bad boy
of the street. Thus education softens and
weakens expression.
THE Brooklyn Argus tells of Brooklyn
man who, when interrupted in the act of
beating his wife, replied: "Sir, l am
making history" If that was history
now let's have her story.
A SENSIBLE writer advises those who
natnrad foy S so',S he maS ~ n1eP soou
NOT toll n,baihor Ia nt; nt a;ia5 iiaI an ii
Lo ge or "teUnd IN, brelloS 'is ~ Ooiie'' eau
- a. 80 uliloi cii"''
IN the winter man Is SO hungry that no
victuais ,,lct' f can pe saved, ana IN the summer
from spHiling. In this way we are be.
- l,,'''on - sol iii'iioiAoiS'
IT,. "a booN-ASENr I4r was rSCently shoI IN
T. :; oAas; WhsleuPun tle worcester FreSS
meTltily =, Tiy anu mailgna1tiy remarks tllat
a. nele 1883 Is - UNIVERSAL 1eIlaha al over
me 1Tle country Ior more Dook-agents-ln
,
rANoi .lie noIror oi man Wheh the
NV piono,H WieSIaPii SehuS MS Wlles
I'll .i Iili .llouSh tHe houSe room
u.Li WIN 'lo ia,,l,laI cry lou olSi prule
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oo uoi'eu' Ne" LOT" commercial Ad-
Oe'etSe''
a TAILOR Oh melancholy temperament
was observed recently slltlng cross-legged
on the Canaaa shore, gazing intently at the
horseshoe Fail, with its thick cloud of
spray reporter stole up unobserved,
ana heard nm mutter: What place to
sponge coat!
SOME idea of the extent to which base
ball is PLAYED in this country NAV he oh.
tanned from the fact that a single firm in
New York has sold this wear 65 900 bats
1S0, 900 balls, 2.5OO pairs of ball shoes 3.
$50 pairs of colored hose, 3, 900 caps and
0OO complete uniforms,