The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-06-28
Latent AND BEST.

MINISTER PIERREPoINT hiss sailed for
London to strsighten out Poker Schenck's
work.
Mr.. WHEELER, the republican candi.
date TOR Vice President, is q wldower.
SENATOR MORRILL, hesitates to cast his
Lot with Grants bosom friends.
BALTIMORE Gazette: If HAYES is
elected President ne will be under the
complete control of "Boss" Shepherd
within thirty days after his Inauguration.
GoNERNoR HAYES did one thing while
be WAS q member Of Congress that is
worth remembering. He voted for the
salary grab, and took his back pay.
FoR SALE.-A battered and torn
bloody shirt. Apply to James q. Blame,
or Oliver P. Morton, Washington
Omaha Herald.
TIE Cincinnati Enquirer says General
Hancock and Thomas Ewing, of Ohio,
would make strong ticket.
CONGRESSMAN SEELYK would rather
have had the ticket Wheeler and Hayes.
Mr.. 5. needn't bother about that. The
ticket will be upset soon enough.
TIE Baltimore american speaks OF the
alleged corruption of the Republican par.
ty. That's as good as the young lawyer
VINO mentioned the Lord in the begin
ming of his first brief, and thereafter re-
ferred to Him IS 1.-The said Lord.''-Bos-
ton Post.
A man never really understands the
doctrine of total deprayity till he has
worn q pair of white pantaloons to pic
mic and .at down en- plate of custard
pie. An event Of this kind will simplify
a whole system of thesIogy.-Nor''ech
Bulletin.
SEE what politics brings 8 nam to.
Conkling has got himself in Penrsylvs-
MAS Eastern peHitentiary for stealing q
centen Dial visitors watch. There are
some other centennial thieves who have
been 3: lie to keep out of the ock-up.
The P. N. G is in quandary and be
proposes council of war. He asks post.
masters of the larger cities TO meet him
in Washington to talk over the new law
reducing appropriations, which takes eff
feet July hrst.
BALTIMORE Gazette now perhaps some
sharp can tel! US how TO ind needle
in a Hayes tack. 1t is needless to say
this points to the othceholders' ticket.
IT is bad enough to have the thermom-
eter in the nineties, without being obi
ged to answer on every corner the imbe-
ellie greeting: as it hot enough for you
to day?
TIE President says he will suspend
the operations OF the government unless
The appropriations are passed. II is to
be hoped be will begin the work in the
White House.
IT looks now as if MI. Blaine was pre-
pairing to retreat from the House OF Re-
presentatives 10 save himself from further
Investigations. Mr. Blaine ough. to re-
main in the House until the close OF the
session.
EIGHT months ago Private Da'zell
foresaw and predicted the domination OF
General Hayes, and General Hayes may
feel sorry some day that Private Dalzell
ever lived Has Sergeant Bates nothing
to say on the subject?
1T is explained that when Mr.. Grant
found the country pleased with bis ap
pointment of Senator Morrill, to the
Treasury he got mad. To get even again
be appointed Fisher TO District Attor-
ueyship. Now he's pleased and the coun-
try is mad.
TIE Boston Herald, independent with
the largest circulation of any paper pub
lished in New England, says: The Dem
oc ratio House should stand firm for econ
omy. The retrsnchment II proposes Is
reasonable, and will not impair the etti-
cheney of the government.