The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-02-05
schools in the fact that Tamage says they ha'
II where he was educated.

schools in the fact that Tamagc says they hau
it where he was educated.
The Moody and Sanky revival meetings at Phil
adelphia cost $4,000; and it is an open question
whether nil the sinners in PhiladelDhla%o'
course not counting Mr.. Forney, valued AZ ~
GOO, but absent from the city,-are worth 'ho
money.-Ch. Times.
The Nashville Times says an unknown ih"iauS
is CARRYING off the sheep OF Schuyler county
WHY don't they shoot the malady WHICH Il
doubtless nothing but q scuryy dog or noh@re'
wolf.
Nobody seems to follow Moodys advice 10 'c''
epraph ahead and secure their rooms IN heaven
Almost everybody is going to the Gentleman
this year
Look at that, girls. Last year, while other
cirls were lacing up their corsets ana s"ei'inS
around in silks, Mary Williams, Of Dubuque
raised 5000 worth of potatoes and garden sass
and bought her twenty acres OF land.
General Sherman, it is intimated, VIII go 10
Europe next year, where he contemplates WISH
N the Pope. That will be Shcrmans secohi
march to the See.
What we need in this world the Newport Ne'c'
thinks. is "more female correspondents VINO
fling their golden gleamings over the somoef
tints of life" What VIC need worse is more fe'
male espondcnts who fling their golden
gleamings over the wash tub, the bread-tray' anu
the sombre tints Of the ironing board
James Hostetter appeared at Holly springs
Miss, two weeks ago, claiming to be orother
of the famous Hostctter Bitters, bought drug
store ON credit, deposited bogus draft on New
York for $4,000 in local bank, drew several
hundred dollars on it, and then lit out. That
was nearly as bad dosc.of IIostetter's Bttcrs TO
the people of Holly Springs as if they had sWai'
lowed bottle OF the genuine article.
New Orleans has strawberries. Brstow thinks
he has discovered that she also has whisky
ring.
| An exchange says, Miss Lucy Harris depart
ed this life on Thursday for the Choctaw Ma
ton" That's where they 90 TO when they dc
is it?
) When the weather is wet and gloomy the PEG
pic commit suicide, when it is cold and brlsF
, they 90 skating and get drowned. This is wha
makes it so very hard for Old Prob to decide
) which kind to deal out.
The reason why so many good looking Eri'
fail to kindle a flame in any mans bosom Is taa
they are not good matches
A skeptical old rascal in Philadelphia mas
written an eighty-lvc PACED pamPhlct,ln whicL
he endcavors to prove in spite OF the overwhelm
ling testimony to the contrary, that Mary hcyel
had little lamb.
Five "leading" physicians at Rockford las
week performed conformity highly difficult
painful but most interesting and beautiful
surgical operation, consisting in the successiu
removal of an ovarian tumor from the person
an estimablc lady. The lady died.
: Miss WYATT, of Medina, Ohio, has a head al
bir AS Daniel Webster's, though herself no
above medium size. Her delighted townspeopl'
are waiting to sec what she will do with it. VII
she study latin and political economy, or how tt
sew on shirt buttons?
A New York man has cured himself OF the I'll
thy habit oi chewing tobacco by tasting an ap
nile every time he felt inclined To partahe OF The
degrading weed.-Er.
Which is the less disgusting habit-quietl
munching pinch of Fountain OF, to be eternal
lly champing an apple around fellows ears
A paper printed at White Plains, Howell coun
: ty Mo, say Cows have almost become IN
> medium of exchange hcreabouts, since the scare
, Iity of money A thin COW passes Tor -, Il COY
in good winterng order goes, Tor slo' ana
lhonT-up fat COW is Sl3. In time We presum
= calves will be used for for small change. tn
/ Times.
This will hurt the couaterieitinS business
=, Chronicle
Not whit! There are more counterfeit cave
u now than the genuine ones. Women every
o where are stocking up with them.-Auord Aen
r How do you know the cdlUes are counterfeit
An indianapolis wife caught her husband kiS
II I'M, the family dressmaker, woman decided
l. repulsiyc in form and feature and instead of fl.
n ing into a rage or fainting away, she simply II
marked, in a touchlngly sad tone oil VOC
n John! | must say that your taste is more TO
condemned than your morals"