The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1876-06-22
ODD NOTES.

city hath EN- IN her drawing room.
and they give to the apartment an
appearance sufficiently brilliant to
delight her heart. Now let us have
white satin door-mats, blue velvet
curtains and solid gold CRATES and
blowers. In the matter of house
hold style there shall be no limit
whatever.
A witness was under examination
in a Toronto Court in the case of
an unpaid account, when the Judge
But t7V question to him, "What Is
your occupation2' The witness did
not seem to understand the mean-
ing ofthe word occupation" and
answered with "Ehg' Witness
''oa, my wines dreszmakerg'
The attire of q fashionable lady
in 1909 consisted of"a black silk
pettieoat with a red and white cali
co border; cherry -celored stays,
trimmed with blue and white silver;
red and dove colored damask
gown lowered with large trees; a
yellow satin apron trimmed with
white Persian; muslin head cloths,
with erowfoot edging; a black silk
farbelow scarf, and a spotted hood"
Josh Billings says there amt any
thing that win completely cure la
ziness, though a second wife has
been known to hurry it some.
What is lifeg asks Philadelphia
paper. AS near as we can make it
out it's a struggle to come sufIi-
ciently ahead to pay for respect
table funeral.
Girls, as you value your lives,
don't get up aud get breakfast in
the morning. A young lady at
tempted it onehday last week and
was burned to death. Show this to
your mamas.
A gentleman rode up to public
house in the country and asked:
"who is the master of this houseT'
81 am, sir, !" replied the landlord;
"my wife has been dead about
three weeks"
George, my darling George,
promise me one thing" said the
young bride of month, as she
threw her arms around her hus-
bands neck and gazed anxiouslyInto
hi face. "What is it preeiousg" he
, asked, as he drew her to his bosom.
, "Promise me, George, deal, that
} you will not become a Presidential
! candidate" @Why my darling that
E is slsixing a g0usl tioal, = l4v 4s-slsiesa
+ and his countenance darkened.-
? seThere are Jones, Smith, and Brown
+ and in fact ali the best people
9 they are candidates. You want me
to be somebody, don't youT' "Yes
/ yes, do, do said the wife burst
; ing into tears; shut all the newspa
D pers will tell how big my feet are
and you know that folks never thini
that anybody feet may be good
shaped if they are large"
4 The moment girl has a secret
f from her mother, or has received 1
letter she dare not let her moth
b eF read, or has a friend of whom
+ her neither does not know, she Il
in danger. The fewer secrets thai
. lie in the hearts of women at any
age the better. 1t is almost a. tes
of purity. In girlhood do Rothlne
:, that, If discovered by your fathe
= would make you blush.
!. woman's rites: those performe'
,r at the toilet.
IN Pickpockets gather crowds onl,
r to dispuse them.
* Let no single man escape" is tn
leap year motto of the ladies,
oh When a young lady gives herse
away, she naturally loses her sci
o possession.
SpFiggins says: "1f drinking i
re terferes with a mans business, VIII
give up the business"
X Why are some women very mu
ty, like tea kettles? Because they sir
St away pleasantly, and they all at on
en- boil over.
OF A down cast editor ssys: at
ed. ladies' spring hats are plctty, a
ID worn On the upper edge sf tho 4
m ear, shlch mikes one lock arch q
We pIquant, like a ohieSsen loolil
m through a crack in the fence.
i'm When do two and two not ma
nts four2 When they stand for twen'
two.
age II you wish for moaey, SCI
hip a postal card to the man who ON
md you, and the thing Is dun.
eA What is that which no m
ana wants, which II any man has
u'A would not part with for unit
Deal wealth. A baldhead.p
no When she struck him over .
any head with tin dipper for trying
no kiss hel, he called It "the tintinn
ulation of the BELLE
81. Spilkins says there arc two "
lSo i, in which "fair, Eat, and forty ma
ac itself conspicuous. viz: its wasti
g sighs, and It's size Of waist.
onai ,.a "Cometaryn IS tho name Of a
see Sc station on stoney Greek railr'
and All dead heads are expected
pay get of at this station.
,nn ma When parents yield up I
.rtv daughters in marriage they dc
who Nith miss-givings.
ting A county farmer has moved