, 1876-08-27
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| Cat's-trophy-A mouse.
| 4 Cockney belle remarks that C1copatr,
| probably had no pocket, as she carried her wipe
| III her bosom.
! It took two separate bolts of lightning to Kill
] an Augusta mule, and lie had been sickly null
| for several months.
| awe find that he came to his death from call
| ing Bill jackson lia1,'' was the verdict OF 1
Coroncr's jury in Missouri
When half a dozen people arc to dine upo1
quarter Of lamb, what's the proper time fol
dinner! Why, quarter before 6, Ut course.
What is the difference between happy deatt
and Stanley's body-servant. You see it, vi
course-one is cutlanasia and the other is
youth in Africa
Much has been said Of the enormous consump.
tion OF tobacco, ard yet you will be surprised
to find how few men use it when your supply
gives out and you ask Tor q Chew.
Nothing pleascs fly SO much as to be mis-.
taken for huckleberry, and if be can be baked
in cake and pass himself off upon the unwary
as a currant, he dies without regret.
Davy Crockett was always firm believer in
Mr.. Beecher's integrity, aud his famous remark,
''Beccher, you're right, then 60 ahead" has
passed into history.-Burlinytou IIasokeye
Macon man who lost $40 at pool, the other
night, has grown economical. He refuses to
let his wife repay pan of meal that she bor-
rowed from neighbor. Truly this is the era OF
reform and etrenchment.-Sdu Ners.
An Atlanta man walked around all day re-
Gently with ETasshopper in his ear. When
his wife discovered it, he said he had been hear
ing peculiar noises all DAY, but thought new
steam saE-r1iN had begun operation Somewhere
in the ucighborhood.
uOh. mr dear sir-u said a noor sufferer II, =
dentist. stihat is the second wrong tooth yo1,,ye
nuIlcd out.,' Very sorry. nv dear sir.,' said
fhe hlnnderinr oneratnr: 1mt' as there werc
only three altogether when began, I'm sure to
be right the next time"
Mr. Em-rson sors. uN,tnre ,e an ,,ne,,-
nassed mechanic. u But until Nature ran wash
m and oet m hcr cnat and rct nnt If The fa-
f6rv before thc first strnLc of IS o,clork has
i1;cd axro1, she ms m hnsnass u.,r1-;,~ h1 tLs
day around here.-Norrich Bulzetin
Step up to citizen and tell him that his
lather ana grandfather were iunatlcs, and see
40" quickly nell crook his elbow fct, let
inat ci1zen snoot son1eooay anu ne,H bless you
1t you'll help him prove that all his ancestors
we're not only crazy, but the biggest tools IN the
oe.s nDo'" "oou.
IL was evening. lnlce OF them we're kllIlng
cat. One o1 them held lantern, another held
the cat, and the third jammed the pistol into
the cats ear and fired, shooting the man III the
nann VINO @ heid tne cat, ana tho one with the
Rhen Il "as esw ho aters "a stno he fft 'f
fnsn nnEn II 49,. saM " mow astcrs seooo' ano tnat HI
Aeel'ns MAS pel''g sngehoefeu'
At a big Methodist camp-mecting near Love
land, contrl1to orator named Mrs. Clark, who
is said to remind one OF Anna Dickinson, ex
Rlainsd hs how tn,ss:a it was; ~ knew, said she
own dresses, and, when they didn't use to fit, I
got into rage, and scolded aud stormcd, Now
that ugly feeling is all taken away, and I could
try On my dresses ten times over, 10 make them
ct, and never get out Of patieuce,.' Nv
brethren, that's tie test
r. ,u.. -. rox.o,,;,, +,.+ r,o,,.,. n,o-.
,o,th has 9 ~ hs anhnod ''ias Hos IN Inc
3n1 -, ~ ~ no ,,t !1!to
Ieate with M vim. the cnests Ia at i;nncr d;s
,,secd fr, ae a., a.
,,'.1 <.o hs ~ W;roe;. II
she had been an opera-dancer
You must account to me for those wort1s,''
:ried the Count.
"iiallol" exclaimed the other, has the wine
turned you Puritan and Catholc:''
Nut at al, l,'' replied D'O.say, but the Vir-
lin was woman, and have never allowed 4
st,a1 soln1i Or Ihe memory U woman 10 DC IN
'os'eo - As pl''eu "''' l'"fs''
An l11sh lady called on the photographer for |
70 cents worth OF pictures. When the artist |
ernoved the plate from the machine he told her |
Tue need not sit longer. On couliu. out from /
he dark room be found her still bolt upright !
n the chair, with that look of pctrcd dts11air /
" w, ~, nass e4 tsrs =" .e s 2ose
r;11,t,,nr.t art;st 4sWhst,e ~ 1. mu 1ne
tMsnerci wi,hout rtang;ns rts@ = ,n,ssl"
49,, Ipoa'11!+ ~ +las' ,aass1eI s
~ ernanei & Ai,;t ~ ,,o,, - ~ - tui"u1'
10 ;,3t,rrnra.oa r. t,a s,lno ;,,.' ~ ~ 4
18th her eys.s str,,ncd IN thn ,6arf, !; W. ton,
~ W t1;o 10 ,n', W tnc n1s,h, I
% cints fooor only five minits in tic cheer!
'egorra, I'll have full tin minits foor the
money, an that's little enough in all co,,-
cience-' And she had it.
wITrICIsMs FROM PARIS PAPERS,
A Turkish friend declares that the outraees
BY the Bashi- -Bazouks are much cx-
ggerated. II do not pretend for moment"
e SAYS, 1sthat they don't chop IN tle Chris |
currently reported"