Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1876-01-14
MULTUM In PARVO.

| LEAP-YEAR. Select your victims, Ia
dies.
"MY bark is on the polar wave," said
the maiden with cold.
CHARLES O'CoNoR says that one more
doctor would have finished him.
HALLS Journal of Health insists that
| we should eat onions. Have one?
THE Washington Star advises young
men to keep away from Washington.
"PIE and cake have sent many strong
man to his grave" says Halls Journal.
liz Tweed has not evaporated, he seems
effectually to have resolved himself into
adieu.
THEY are eating roasting ears freshly
plucked from the green growing stalks in
Oakyille, Tex.
THE total value of the buildings erected
in Hartford during the past year aggre-
gates 81, S86,S50.
UNCLE SAM will keep open house all
this year. Look out for q rush of callers
about next July.
A NEW YORK Coroner's Jury has act
ually censured street-car company for
running over a man.
THE San Francisco Bulletin says seals
are as intelligent as dogs and may be made
| to perform as many tricks.
THE Cincinnati Commercial says we enter
upon year of patriotic professions, pa
rades, pomp, puff and powder.
HIGHWAY robbers in Oregon give a
victim back his watch if it is out of re-
pair, with money enough to have it fixed.
A BOSTON merchant says that if every
body will let business alone business will
revive. Now mind your business and
see.
THE Cincinnati Commercial has come
to the conclusion that the only cure for
intemperance is more water and less
whisky.
81 WANT you either to hit me or stop
making such blamed racket" said a
thief at whom Detroit policeman was
shooting.
In it's list of important events for the
year 1875 the New York E0enSng Post
mentions for July list that 1t occupied its
new building.
If correspondents do not lie worse than
ever the early birds already on the look
out for next falls Presidential worm are
not less than fifty.
BANGOR (Me.) lumbermen are paying
from eight to sixteen dollars per month
for workmen, and get more help at those
figures than they can use.
ANOTHER man, says the Denver Neaos,
with three-dollar nugget has arrived at
Cheyenne from the Black Hills. The
trip cost him 5000; clear loss $197.
THE Rothschilds could give eighty
dollars to every man, woman and child
H. Iov1t rrof
excited; it isn't certain they will do it.
A PHILADELPHIA body-snatcher defends
his business on the ground that the dead
are clay, and so long as the spirit is in
heaven it matters not what becomes of the
mortal shell.
A PHILADELPHIA advertises for girl
who is sincere Christian and won't burn
the meat all up. This is centennial year,
and now, if ever, we must look for such a
paragon of girl. aa3
NEW York points proudly to the fact
tina" her Police Court cases for the past
year foot up 81 800, or one to every twelve
of her population. This is doing very
| well for the close of century.
A SANDUsKY man drowned himself the
other day because his wife would not lend
wife's confidence gets shaken to that de-
gree the husband might as well peg out.
! Detroit Free Press.
A CHICAGO man got pair of ear-muffs
for Christmas present, and thus was af-
| forded one Of the strongest examples of
wifely devotion ON record. There wasn't
scrap left of his wife's seal-skin cloak.
st. Louis Republican. $40
THE printers of the Philadelphia In
quirer set up 1.-The Night before Christ
mas twenty-seven years ago, and the
poem has been kept standing ever since,
and was printed in that paper from the
original types first used in 1048.
THERE has been sad loss of life and
property in the fishing business of
Gloucester, Mass, the past year-16 ves-
sells and 1913 men, against 10 vessels and
6S lives in 1874, and 81 vessels and ia
men in 1878, which latter record was un-
precedented. ssel3 l-s.4
THE right of the Legislature to enact
laws for the observance of the Sabbath
has been affirmed by the Court of Com
mon Pleas at New York in the case of Mr..
Neuendorff, whose Sunday night concerts
at the Terrace Garden had been stopped
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