The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1876-11-18
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Il has besn efsen pre.lieted that the
Z ahari. lnai iri,es OF America would
suun suseninh 10 tie calamity OF our
civilization, AID be mum aered with
the uastodou aud dying snake
among the things OF the past.
This may se true, bUt the arpreiiea-
sion IL here suggested that the TIME IL
very remote wuen the American saw
age viii not be seen aud felt on this
! iils native soil. AT any rate there IL no
( very diseouragiug prospect of his dis
| continuance al this period
| 10 any ordinary Intelligence IL Is
! manifest that the various tribes among
ue, with their cohorts of young braves,
I sschems, prophets, medicine men and
other necessary appurteDanees of
/ tribal integrity, are holding their own
with startling tenseity, aud from pres
eut indications ara calculated To con-
i. time to do So. For instance, take the
/ tribe of
WHiTTLER=,
/ with their grand sSchen, sitting Ball
! with-a- knife-aBd-P Piece Of W hite-Piue
! FMS tribe is com posed af sixteen thou.
and braves, more or less. They are
very friendly savages, aud seem like
their kinsmen, the DIggers, 10 tie
harmless As a general rule. Their chief
/ is = doeile, old fat savage, addicted to
( ether people's tobacco, goods r0xss,
/ and stale yarns.
lie may be seen almost any day In
( sum mer on the shady side of SONG
( hody's dry-goods store carving ,rinkets
out OF white pine, and cnliivatIug the
bottom Of chairs with hIs knife. He
never moves as long as his chair vii
hold him uP, except 20 follow the
! shade.
{ lie is AL innocent old ahomination,
/ nut during cold weather his fanatic ati-
! berence tp stoves in the baca-rooms OF
| stores and groceries till his shins be-
| come charred, manufacturing kindling
I for the owners, aud squirting tobacco
juice on the stove to her IL siZz and
and watch the Process of evaporation,
sometimes drives peaeeable citizens
into dark and bloody plots against his
life. His principal braves are Poke
Easy Loafer- Always-in the-Way,"
'sLsuuE Man Afraid of-iiis- Work.
''old Batd- Head-w ith-s- Patctl-on-his
lait,n ''SIfike-Ati-Your-M stches-to-
see-' 2nl. Brrn," Iuung-Man- Black.
Hi--Bogt=. Oui-of- ! our-I:ux,n Lone
AS, III ip-Hin3seif-to- \ our-To s'.e-
b sT.f1h
Of che Devlin
THE ADVISERS,
constitute another numerous and pow
erfIl tribe al savages, headed by their
benevolent oil chief " FELL You-a-
| Creating Lie supported by such
warriors as Take Hoid-of- My.Tale.n
/ Be-Damphooi-f for My sake, ""Youug-
Aan-Git-0.f the Ass, n'Old Man Ride
: La - l-fI -.
WAY Don Z ou Tote-the- ASH aud
"Oid nDsmp hooi Lost.J ack ass Ha
-Ha" The progeDitars of this tribe
were first known III tue days OF -Esop,
| aud some of Iheir exploits are pre-
served in the annals of that philoso-
pher. They are very friendly tribe,
unless driven 10 war 10y bar barasfs
Treatment. They have reservation
in Texas and are engaged la an uni
versai guardianship over the affairs OF
the municipal, county and State gov
erHments. They tell the officers what
! to do for the puesic welfare They act
a. eurltors over the press, and super
intend all paoiie and private enter
prises. Fart OF tais Tribe are nearly al
ways oiI the warpa;h, being the vic
rms of countless atrocities at the hands
of trucu!eEt editors and public men,
who have the ruthiers iHiunauity 10
ignore their rights 10y trampiing their
prerogatiuns in the ,iu-t OF disregard.
THE SUES.
This IL, perhaps, the NEST universal
division OF the savage races of our
country, embracing, a. it does, "A great
number of subordinate tribes,
each differing from the other
in some important respect. The
grand saohem OF this tribe is known
u big Bore-Augur- Eyes" lie has
/ in his service aoout 1900 braves
! This il the mort troublesome and
| trucuieDt tribe known i'll all the land
! Among its principal warfiprs are
| Hotel CieTk-Afraid- That-SaHae body
Wont-Think- him Boss 4fTuung.-
! Man Read His-Poetry-to-YQ Sew
I Machine Hyena-Ha,n q Sd ED faiis
! Peddle-Ll Lightning rod MneiIy,ao Young
! Mau-with Borrow ed Horse" young
| Man w ants-Puti,r 90 Biled-Shirt- Not
| His beg Afore- He-Steai," 'Steal-
Alore-He-Work;" besides quite con
stellstion of lesser lights, such as,
"Like-to-gct-on-iury, ""Lone- Woif-on
| the-Borrow,H Gaze-the- Girls-in-the-
| Face" young Man-Smeliin'- Round
| for-Something-So ''Siy Purps- Bor-
! fo"-f3Ooh-heep III, Standing-talf-
! Want-to- Make-Speeeh,n Big Phool-
I Read-Law-SiaTyen "Heavy Jack
| Preach Four Hours-and Howl,u and
Read Over y our Shoulder But
! enough. Let me stop. Familiarity
with savages ! find makes one trucu-
4 lent, and | am satisfied that will so
assitniiate myself 10 them that | will
| win the eaphonious cognomen of
''Domphool- Blow Forever Bout Moth
| lug.r