The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-08-24
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The Whitehall Times asks II
Necessity is the mother 81 invention.
viii some sharp paragraphist please
inform Us who the father is Why,
the husband Of Mrs. Necessity, OF
course. lent this APPARENT enough
Grounds Of Argument Edith: ]
Say, Hegy, how Is il that one Of our
cows Is brown and the other white 7
Reginald Why, YOU silly. any one
knows that its the white COW thai
gives the milk aud the brown COW the
coffee.
II citizen 81 Dakota took d Turkish
bath 10 Omaha a few days ago. aud
died within au hour. The verdict Of
the jury was lie hadn't ought to
have got so much Of the mud of Of him
at n time.
-lt is said that some people have
what is called s~pontaLiety, and some
haven't but nobody ever sat down OF
a pin cushion yet without manifesting
something surprisingly like it.
A practical rural lady, attired in q
black bombazinc dress aud an over.
grown bonnet, gave vent to her aston
iihmcnt when looking at the laces
displayed b. Belgium, by eIclaiming,
Plyo hundred dollars Tor one little
handkerchief Why, n good blow
would send it all to tattersl
hitherto sober Illinois farmer
went home from the city, the other
day, and sitting down 70 supper de-
clarcd on his honor that be conld see
the eye of a certain potato wink -
VITA a woman $ uaerring intuition, his
good wife Immediately looked up at
her crriug lord, aud remarked, John,
you've been drinking
As 4 Chicago man came gliding
itau, his houso yesterday, be wiped
bis brow, aud remarked to a neighbor.
be1e,e | have The best wife in the
world ior hd weather. How 10 in.
qufri tao urishbur On, she's always
kiot3Hg up d breeze aud acting cool
towards sre, was the slum reply Aud
10 cast a startled look toward the door
8 ae backed under a shade tree
ID The Agricultural Halt of the
Centennial Exhibition there are two
immense hogs, stuffed. each bearing a
placafd telling their age. etc followed
BY tho word taxidemist A man and
his vile were looking at these v i'm
great interest After reading the
p~laeards. tie woman said: Why,
these are taxidefmists | thought
they we've hogs. Her husband looked
al The creatures with a puzzled ex.
PRECISION, aud then went carefully over
The piacards. a. II to satisfy himself
fully On the point Finally be replied:
Taey afe hogs. Taxidermist is the
nsme of tie place they come from.
Gel Hnncgan was a Florida
2%isntef wealthy aud hospital. low ard
ibe po0t he vas always kind and even
the shiiiiess be would not turn colby
away 4 mat who bad often been the
subject u bis bounty was named Hart
ru6 Jake was a sqaattet in the woods