The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-02-17


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dog COT q ais yard IN ihirty ..hres laa
eaTu
The extreme 3 get y nisery :
small boy with bew pair 4 rubte'
bots AS 30 naI Or flssh Ia reach
ltaa ih3h excuse 81 a yong
lady e. lss ated unia nine o'clock Ia
~ msrtIar bsesose ,his i sleep year
Water isat s.slienAhlo l,etcrAso
g. anakinr yoar frSef3s health. bot
bisa espilsl enc 20 drinking your
own
4 Freedman. boAsiisg q The IN.
vep,ire gcaiss q bic country. sid
We lavcutc5 lace rafHes Aye. said
JoaA,haa. and ws a3ded shirts to
thea.
breed Of dogs without tails has
been discovered 10 Africa, and how
The misehieroas boys there utilize old
us kettles and fruit cans. We cannot
pretend % say,
The Sandwich Islands are goiug
% adopt pew Tag, bot they cant do.
eide whether 70 take a gray horse
blanket wllh a hole il il, or an old
YES. with The back ripped out.
Mrs, Edwards, Of streAter, m.
while sliclug bread the other day, cut
a ibe end q her baby's nose, but
doctor pasted i On again, aud that, We
trust ~ill be the end ont.
Miss Anna Dickenson's new lee
tore j. entitled Sowing and Reaping
And an Old bachelor cruelty says that
Sewing and Ripping would be more
appropriate subject for woman.
Bismarck is baldheaded, but you
don't catch any German newspapers
saying that Mrs. Bismarck is a high.
tempered woman, or making any jokes
about haldheads generally. The bald
headed man, 10 that country, is looked
up 10.
Why should the beehive be taken
as asymbol ofindustry Not bee is
to be seen all Winter long, while the
cockroach is up at five O'Clock in the
morning and never goes to bed till
midnight. Let's change this thing.
"A citizen Of Macon, Ga, who kept
up bis New Years calls until after
dark, says that dog on the front
stoop is very poor substitute for a
door mat. He doesn't remember
whether he sat down on the Substitute
or not, but his pantaloons seemed to be
somewhat worn behind.
Prof Proctor is going about tel
ling that our sun is much inferior 10
other great lights in the universe. As
II il were not enough for poor, down
trodden man to know that his kerosene
Is failure, he has to be tainted with
the fact that even his daylight is far
from being the genuine article.
Yes, he said, dreamlly, We are al
ways striving for subjective goal.
Unconsoiously, it may be, but still we
strive. We lean over the verge of the
infinite, longing to grasp its mysteries,
aud are lost IN the profundities Of its
immensely. Yes. she replied, thought.
fully, but, John, would you mind my
putting brown patch on the seat Of
these old black pants OF yours
"A lecturer on optics, in explain
ing the mechanism of the organ of Wis
ion, remarked Let any man gaze
closely into his wife's eye, and be will
see himself looking so exceedingly
small that here the lecturers voice
was drowned by the shouts Of laughter
and applause which greeted his scien-
tiie remark
The Chicago lnter.Ocean says that
there is an old threadbare, snuff color.
cd, thin locked, spindle shanked, pep
per.and-salt weakened, rum.drinking
fossil, hidden away somewhere 10
Washington, who has written more
Congressional speeches than all the
members Of the present House put to-
gether
Lord Glare. who was much oppos.
cd 10 Cunan, one day brought New.
fonndland dog upon the bench, and,
during Curran's speech, turned aside
and carrefsed the animal Curran
stopped Go on, go on, Mr.. Curran
said Lord Glare. OH / beg a thou.
sand pardons, was the rejoinder, !
thought your Lordship was in consul.
tation.
Say, pop. said John Henry's hope.
fnl, the other day, wasn't ii the prince
Of whales that swallowed Jonah ?
And John patted his head, and gave
hin a nickel, aud told him he might
some day be an alderman; and then
a. he PIT on bis slippers. and found a
small ches,nut.bur IN each toe. be took
that boy over his knee and eIpostulat.
ed With him.
A Saginaw lady sang out 10 her