The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-05-25

Artial-a picture gallery.
Men Of deeision-judsss
To keep from suffering -don'i talk.
A disAgreeabls relative earbunel
Men who are hArd-up want 10 be let ..
loan.
Lively eatsuP-On the top Of The wood.
shed.
A wedding triP-f.llins over the
brides train.
A thing nevsT'lOst, but often iOund-a
Greedy children--thoso who take moa.
sles from their playfsllows
I'm lost in grief." as the ay said when
he was drowned In tears.
II men would set good examples they
might hatch better habits.
Man does not want 10 be an angel un.
Ill he has failed At everything else.
when you see a youns goat asleep. can
you call u a case Of kid-naPPingi
An astonishing case Of respiraiion-the
shoemaker who breathed his last
II is nov quite dangerous 10 20 into
woods. because the trees begin 10 shoot.
Matches are made in Heaven. aud
that" says Paddy, accounts for the tin
der passion"
"spawntaneoua generation" IL what .
Cincinnati paper calls that storm OF
frogs eggs.
Everybody is expected this centennial
year TO plant tree. II you cant do
that, make bough
A Delaware judge 6nsd lawyer only
one dollar for calling him "a sloatsd old
rhinoceros
No man can become thoroughly ac-
quainted with his family history without
running for Office.
Il don't like winter" said one pick.
pocket 10 another. Everybody has his
hands in bis pockets"
"Ahi Quills, old fellow. saw a good
thing Ia your paper yesterday" Quilts
Indeed Am glad you were pleased.
What was itY' "A pound Of cheese"
The disproportiou between the weight
OF small boy aud the noise Of his boot
heels a. he walks out Of church al the
quietest moment is . curious problem In
dynamies.
horue-raco, said the "foolaclle were
49,. gu.t.mA ~ a.. stv,nt maffnrm HuN
II did not alter the sense Of the para
graph much.
A Virginia editor. whose paper has just
suspended. says that he entered the held
OF Journalism under tho impression that
there were millions In ID" And 90
there are" hs continued; but they re-
main In u yet"
Madam" said trance medium. your
husbands spirit wishes 10 communists
with you. NO matter" said the Wild
ow. "If he's got no more spirit in the
other world than be had In this. its not
worth bothering about"
Somebody gave Paddy MeGrath pick.
led egg yesterday. Paddy bic u in two.
opened his mouth. made a face. and said.
BE me sowl. III 60 before ony ledge or
jury in the wurrcld an take me oath dhAt
the bin that led that sgg had the dyspiP-
~ or heartburn"
How like lie father u is said the
nurse. on tho occasion Of the christening
Of a baby whose father was moro than
seventy years Of ago and who had mar.
ricd a young wife. Very like. said q
satirieal lady Bald. aud not tooth In
its head
"Now." said the professor. a. he grew
animated In the discussion. "All matter
constantly changes. I have changed
since taking my seat here. Every single
moment in my body are tens OF thou.
sands Of blood corpuscles smashed 70
pieces and forever destroyed" Senior
in the back seat Gin a voice expressive
Of deep wonder) Gosh
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have no concern aud which I therefore
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