The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1876-04-06

Clara MOTIFS IS very Ill again.
San Francisco has raised 81, 900 for Hungary
Matnc lumbermcn are driven from the woods BY the
deep snow
General Butler has closed his Washington residence
for the season
California raises the biggest pears the biggest banks
and the biggest feet
The Globe Democrat says that St Louis real estate
shows no sign Of appreciation.
Senator James Z English, OF Connecticut 10 at thu
Aston House, on his way to Washington.
Men with nice morocco satchels carrying home
I'VE cents worth of lime for housekeeping.
Tho new Welsh magazine is called WdUr. Ito
leading idea is to WACO WdUr on Satan.
Tho Louisville Journal reaches this once
torn. 1t is too bright paper to DO mutilatcd.
Richmond enquirer :-"There is no moral censor 90
keon and so pure as politician out Of ONCE"
James Morgan Hart has been elected Professor OF
Modern Languages and English Literature in the Uni
yersity Of Cincinnati
Philadelphia judge has rendered decision against
telegraph poles. But Now York man can speak
his mind against one lamp post
o'Logan says Lotta's hair Is as red as cherries.
Senator Logans hair Is as black as cherries.
BeIknaps hair rs blonde an oxheart
Congressman James G. Blaine, OF Manc and Senator
Allen Capcrton OF West Virginia. arrived in the city
yesterday and arc at the Fifth Avenue Hotel
Tho Jacksonville Unson boasts that Southern Cali
fornia is called the Florida Of the West But thcn,
FLORIDA is called the Conoy Island Of the South.
There is q woman in Jersey SO economical that the
other night while her husband abcd, she turned
and made over his pair of pantaloons for or
the children.
II Is worthy even OF repeated notice that In the
library of Berlin America represented hy one volume
of Emerson and twcnty-six volumes OF Mrs. Ann s
Stcphens. Such is life.
When man buys little bit OF basket OF straw
berries bigger than pint carries 1t around osten
tatiously II II made him tired; but he has two
pounds Of liverput up in thin paper like lace shawl
Asst 10 (sio.) baby, one OF twins, has one blue eye
and one black . parrot nose, VOLTS ears, . pigs
tusks, three hands, club foot and heavy beard Il
has boon engaged to stoa personals for the Chicago
Tribune
The Rochester Democrat quotes 1.-THE favorte brain
nourishment in the NEW YoRx. HERALD ofhce, says
Waterloo Of tho St Louis Republican, - not sh. bus
thstcs the HERALD certainly does make the loud
est noise" Como, we got or that Joke on you jacks
some time Get up something original
Richmond Va. Is 10 send steamboat excursions t.
the Centennial These excursions Will be arranged 50
as to allow visitors week Philadelphia Tho boat
the old Isaac Bell, will afford accommodations as
hotel the expense OF tho trip bcing about $5n Other
coast cities will probably follow this example.
GRAY eyed men mako the best sportsmcn; amber
eyed men make tho best musicians; hazel eyed men
make the sharpcst critics; blue eyed men mako the
warmest poets; red haired people make tho best bill
lard PLAYERS brown haired people make the best cooks
hair in restaurant hash ,salways dark brown and
just eight inches long
The Norwich Bulletin says nearly cvory pre-
parcd for April fool jokes Saturday Ono gentleman
crossing shctuckct street neatly wrapped pack
ace living on the crosswalk but sharp to pick
a IN. and merely smiled AZ the harmless sell and
passcd on when no boot black stop and undo
IL and take out box OF fine cigars that hao
dropped, he took grip expression which may
be in tho hymn book, though never saw IL there,
and sat down his mother thai he was lonely
and the world seemed to DO all slipping away from him
Tho Wilmington a. co. Rsview says :--ssTho Virginia
papers, without authority for doing have been
claiming General Loriug, the gallant officer in the
Khedives service TO whose skill II is said that the re-
cent decisive victory the Abyssinians Is due rs
virginan As far as ascertain General Lorina
eithcr born In wilr ngton or removed here At a.
early age. ono Of the oldest citizens here rcccIiecs
the two Lorng boys Of whom distinguished ONCE,
was ono, when they schooboys here, and mo-
moro than eight or ten years OF age Their father
Reuben Loring a brick mason, and q brother 10 The
Ncstor Of North Carolina journalism Thomas LoriDEs
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