, 1876-08-03
UNCLE SIIAbfMY.
A "DASHuHY-NEwsn VIEW OF uIN,


When Samuel J. rIlicn came Tip tn Albany,
left iustantcr l dlsln't like to get intimate
with HIN. lie never had but oile lntitnntg, mud
tint was William Tweed late citizen Of New
York, nos cosmopolitan. / remember when
he canc into the Governors ROOM in the old
Capitol, aud t0uk tho extended hand Of Johu
a. Dix, tho retiring Governor. Ills little, thin,
dry fingers were nil scared and scanned, md It's
lian1s were covered with sharp, brtght-rcd lines,
showing where he had handled tho wires. I
noticed, too that he shook his right hand free,
md transferred the tangled wrcb to his left
before hu could get Mt tho Govcrnor's. Then be
pccret around tl!o r!mtn. Never stal forget that
Squlnt--tl'at peer. Wehayo allin oIr careers been
called peers; but he Is tic pcgrcr. sarn Tihlsu
Is the l,rercst man know ol, lIe IL the wircst
nan Know Of. Politics Is dark. Nov let at,y
n,n',, no lllattcr how much a!p,aster may br OH
lls , hrew, kerp hls cyes GtcrlMlsy On wires n tho
Itldcl's left eyc bccainu surrounded By little
wrinkles and tingst scrcwing bis forehead out Of
byIn'ilctsy, aud drawing great puckercd sc,Ins
Of skin toward co:lstnut, centre on the left siip
wutBt case of centrulzattun In tic history Of tlia
country. I offer Il, evidence, US exhibit A, tit
Graphlc's portrait Of tllu defendant. Oil but
I'ye known Tiltlcn off nnd OH for years, prn-
spay ns u n%ny1 M o s w!srs thsTs IT, sas sas s
after something eyer Blncc he was burn, liz has
tho supreme kIacli Of Gnntiug forward when viz
tory Is won md thu spolls are to be gathered fl.
rei y nryc, l9; ha!i !sadsr, nor l,as '.e ever
Of David dudley Field, Ner tiio braIny
YOU Gun ECU points Of resemblance in the very
difference. He's 0ycr ~, arl overdry. Iuis
% %Tsazered, a''a sl!1in'plci, aud n,sa,'1y cute.
bly,. generous, solid, Inspiring, powerful, or
awaki,lg. llc's small, lazy, odorous, ungaIt,-
ly, tEickiinK strca4n. winding along aud alIlong
the weeds that lIase gr,,wn up n the track of
j.. aarcy. When yau are introduced to l,iin, il
Is tile must natural thing In The world tn say,
Why, SUNNY, ol.l boy, how are you'll" And
yet u. Is us cold as IL degrees hclnm zero. D
you would swear ilo .was the biggest tobacco
thcwrr you ever sun, Just by thu tDrilers Of Ills
marvellous mouth an'i yet the sight OF wotsl-
em Indian sours Ills stomach. His faeo Is old.
boysh an,t, quix1lcal, ssaycd and dressed
ncycr leages It. tieprga l.. Fox, 10. and
III . luuutlc's padded cel Sammy j. rilden,
rich and nominated for the Presidency
What cMrlolls world! What Il Wonderful
calnpaign ot '4d. That's whero be grts harl
times alld reform, His speeches hayc ,u end.
Thuy commence In 1slu, and are ito ltu Ton
tinued; yet ls ncysgr says allyshtrs about our
prss.ent slskness .,s The last man io knsw o.!
William l.. Marry, anl ho lasi,'t nlase a1i lntl.
!natu acquaintance s!nee. Marcy told him alt hu
kncw, a1d died. Tlltlcn's mtntl is still strug.
sliug with ths Information: ile hmn't rekeat
aMalga1natlon Ut Marcy and Dewitt Clinton.
That's Why hc's ut hoinen on the Erie Canal.
When Tildcn graduated at law, lse had rough
tins With bis smooth face. liz WIS -, and
looked like . buy. liz llasn't changed much
since. But l,e didn't know what to 10. iu
stavel, hc watched and prayed, aud It prcycd
9n his mind, YET he kept stu upper lp. The
ptetatious. Then he tried lis chtll. Not
. thing :, Then he checked It. Too thin
spasac- Que Jay he put ou a bold fucs,-llis
about IL; said hv .cuulda't get aly clients or
fees; was too youthful tn appearance; couldn't
raise beard, mustaehe, goatec, or dollar. Tho
psYs bcsaa, wesks week, an,t us opson s
my't faco very serious iIo struck tt-an ilca
Que AFTERNOON w aaya: "JubEc tliuk Il yill