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take J. H. McLean's Strengthening Cordial
and Blood Purifier. 1t will impart vitality
and strength, renovate the system and purify
your blood. DR.. J. Fl. MCLean's office, 314
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GENERAL MARKET QUOTATIONS.



FIour. S5.75asOO per Dbl. COrnmeal dull g; kiln
dried per Dbl. S2.6562.75. Corn quiet mixed, per
bushef, 51@54c; white, 5S@55c. Oats steady ;
mixed, per bushel, $3.50; white, 4s95cc, Bran,
tom. S24.C0G2s.OO; prairie, $9O09IO.OO; mixed
S15.OOa1S.O0. Bacon QOose) higher shoulders
SIC clear nib sides, 11@117Sc; clear sides, NC
ike; breakfast, l81E9l4c; sugar cured hams
meats, fair demand; shoulders, ne; clear rih
sides, 107zej clear Sides 1ozzej mess pork Sls5o9
q 90. Lard, in tieTces, 124914C. Whisky S5c9$4.
CHICAGO.
Flour steady, With faiT demand. Wheat active,
firm and higher; Ne 2, S1.065z. Corn easier No 2
42TSc. Oats dull and tending downward No.
3O5zc. Pork active and higher, Slg919lO Lard
in good demand and shade higher, 10911c. Bulk
meats in fair demand and higher, 1O14c: Whihky
49, : LOUISVILLE. - u
Flour dun; extra, s6 75@7.50. Wheat inactive,
91.1O. Corn, white 48c; mixed, 45c. Oats White
Sc mixed, Sic. Hay, s124l6. Bulk meats, ~
181zc9143zc. Whisky, s1.07.
ST. LOUIS.
Flour dull. Wheat HIGHER for best grades No. 2
red winter, S1.41. Corn fairly active aud shade
higher; No. mixed, 44@441%. Oats quiet but
firm; Ne. 2 s21&. whisky, $1.O9. Pork firm /;
NEW ORLEANS.
Flour S6.5O97.65. Corn 6597Oc. Oats &c. Corn
meal SITS. Hay SIS; choice $50. Pork S20.50@
2O.S5. Lark, tierce, l2c; key, 1S14c. BacOL SIG
1l5[c. Whisky S1.1Oa1.1I, Coffee l535als14c.
CINCINNATI.
Flour quiet. Wheat inartive, S1@1.2O. Corn
44645c. Oats 2S695c. Pork $3.50. Lard l01S9
lie; kettle, l39131% Bulk meats 78l01zC. Bacon
81S91174c. Whisky, S1.O7.
COTTON Markets.
NEW ORLEANs.-Middling NE,
MoBILE.-MiddIing 1916
CHARLESTON. -MiddlingS111c.
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Cool Enthusiastically who has had
hot weather experience in India sends
suggestions to the New York Sun. He
recommends the pith hat occasionally
seen in our streets, which has a ring in
side to fit the head, leaving an open space
for ventilation. He also says: IfPeo-
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MANMOOD,s VEGOR

Is lost when the body i wasted by Dyspepsia, Sick
Headache or Liver Complaint. For this pitiable
condition TUTT's Pills are a specific The vigor and
elasticity Of youth, and buOyanCy Of spirits, win
follow their use. Is cents. IS Murray Street, n Y
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COZ. HENDRICKS MAKES ANOTHER
SPEECH.
Indianapelig sentinel, SUNDAY

4uUldldpSuS SSIlllutli Ouuuag
At the conclusion of the ratification
meeting the band, accompanied by a
large crowd, repaired to the residence of
his excellency, Gov. Hendricks, for
the purpose of serenading him. In re-
Spouse to the serenade, Mr.. Hendricks
came to the door, and was greeted with
the most enthusiastic cheers. He said {:
My Fellow Citizens-I thank you for
this expression of your respect. There
is one question occupying the public
mind. 1t is whether the democratic
party ought to be restored to power at
this time. Many years ago it was in
power for a long period. During that
time all concede that the laws were just
and equal, fair to capital and just to Ia
Dor; The people were happy and the
country prosperous. For sixteen years
now the republican party has been in
power. 1t is eleven years since the close
of the war. Is the country as any one
patriotic and true would desire it to be Z?
Is capital seen ia its investment? Is
labor blessed with remunerative employ
ment? Are the laws equal? Are they
not partial? During all this period the
democratic party have not had control OF
any department or branch of the public
service. At this session of congress our
party has a decided majority in the
house.
IS IT WELL
or is it i'll for the country that it is so?
There may be much to criticise in what
has been said and done in the house.
but this stands prominently forth:
That the investigation which it has
conducted have developed corruption
in the public service horrible to con-
template; worse, perhaps, than that
which impaired the strength and de-
stroyed the fortunes of France under
Louis Napoleon, before and during the
Prussian war. It is now shown so that
everybody knows it, that these cOrrup-
tions and partialities have prevailed for
many years, but they remained con-
cealed like a fostering disease at the
bone, until a democratic house applied
the knife. The result of all this was that
the people, shocked at what they
had not supposed to exist, but
which they now see. are determined
tOSrestOre good government. Dare any
frank and honest man say that
in these investigations the house
has not done good work for the ooun-
tryP Whatever criticism may be made
upon what has been said and done in the
house, this is conceded: That in the
appropriation bills it has reduced the
public expenditures from 10000, 900 to
S8O,0OO,OOO,. To- accomplish this re-
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PBARCE & CO., Commission MeF.
chants, 213 n. Second street, St. Louis, wholesale
dealers in Dried Fruits, Butter, Cheese, Beans and
Oatmeal. Orders and cODsignments solicited.
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MARRIED ladies, under all circum-
stances, will find Parsons Purgative Pills
safe; and, in small doses, a milo catbartic.
They cause no gTi ping pains or eramp.
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If you earnestly desire to be cured of
Ague, take ShaLenberger's Pills and be well.
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A FACT worth remembering - Five
cents worth of Sheridan's Cavalry Condi-
ton Powders, given to a horse twice week,
will save double that amount in grain, and
the horse viii be fstter, sleeker, and every
way worth more money than though he did
not have them.
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Pe9ESES SPgCFC s4g a T;fl4 RAJ '';a''' '
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NEW ORLEANs.-Middling NE,
.-Middling 1910
Observation-Disclosures.
NEW YoRK.-Middling 1154c..
ST. LOU1s.-Middling &c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

When Charles Reade's dramatization
Of Tennyson's 'sDora" was being enac-
ted In Prairie City, where the choice OF
actors was not great, Mary Morrison,
on making her exit to bring on her lit,
tie Willie, of four years, was shocked
to find q lubberly boy Of at least four
teen, who must 60 on, as no other was
to be had. The Farmer Allen OF the
play was, no doubt, equally shocked to
see Mary coming upon the stage with
boy nearly as big as herself. What was
worse, the audience began TO litter. But
Farmer Allen was equal to the emerge
ncy. and instead of asking "HOw old
are you, my little boy?" said, How
old are you, my strapplng fellow
probably hoping that the boy would
have the good sense to give an age more
suitable to his size. The boy, however,
with painful fidelity to the book and IN
a sepulchral voice that made the answer
all the more preposterous, said, -four
to five, grand-papa." "Forty-hve :.
exclaimed the other, cheerfully; you
look 1t my boy; you look it," There
was laugh at the moment, but the
play was saved from shipwreck.
1t was told of famous tragedian that
at the close of an act in which he had
been the prominent character, goose S
head was thrown upon the stage by
some one who had q spite against him.
The tragedian picked it up, handed ii
to one of the others, and said, with per-
feet nonchalence, 'sThe gentleman who
has thrown his head upon the stage can
get it back at the close of the perfor-
NANCE"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21
Psalm Singing In China.

If the reports be not exaggerated the
progress Of Christian evangelization i'm
China awaits the adoption by that an
cient people Of one of the modern Ian
guages. Either this must be done or
one of the great evangelizing agencies
|-"psalm singing" must be abandoned.
As illustrating this fact, We learn that
in singing the Chinese are not able to
give the needed "word-tones," without
which the words are confusion and of
ten senseless. In the Chinese language,
a. rule, every articulate sound repre-
sents at least two or three different
words, while the more common such as
ting, ling and sing, often represents two
or three dozen different words, and
without the help of the "tones" they
have no meaning whatever. Now,
when hymn is sung in this language,
the musical infections of course take
the place Of any other, and thus what
when read was plain enough, when
sung becomes senseless jargon, or
what may be worse, an entire change
of sense and sentiment. Those who re-
cognize the power of music as an aid to
religious worship-and who does not
will readily perceive the task which
this peculiarity imposes upon the mis-
sionary, and the wall of the Jewish cap
tives assumes to them present and ac-
tual significance: "How can we sing
the songs Of Zion in a strange land ?''N
ApplefOn's Journal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

MANUREs IMPROVED BY BLENDING
Prof. Geo. Cook informs us that a ton
of barn-yard manure is worth $5.77,
and this estimate is based on three prin-
cipal chemical elements. Other writers
have informed us precisely how much
ton of manure is worth from each
different kind of feed. But these calcu-
lations are purely chemical, and though
convenient as guides, are not TO be re-
lied on as true measure of agricultu-
raj values. Ii is true that nitrogen, pot
ash and phosphoric acid are the ele-
ments soonest exhausted in cultivated
lands, and il is well for farmers that
vast storehouses of these fertilizers are
found in guano beds, in phosphate
rock and in potash salts in Germany.
But the true mode of using these fer
tilizers is beyond any doubt, to employ
them as supplement TO barnyard ma
nure. Use all of the latter you can OBJ
tain, and then, with discriminating
judgment, add chemical fertilizers.
There is no doubt about animal dung
being always adapted 10 increase the
crop and improve the soil. 1t is TO
plants what bread is to man, the staff
of life; but as man thriyes best on a
varietyof food so all the crops of the
garden and farm are benefited by the
application of chemical manures.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21
10 wad some power the gift to gle us,
To see oursers as ithers see us."


Behold that pale, emaciated figure,
with downcast eye, like some criminal
about to meet her fate! See that ner-
vous, distrustful look, as she walks
along with a slow and unsteady step.
The pink has left her cheeks and the
cherry her lips. The once sparkling,
dancing eyes are now dull and express
sionless. The once warm, dimpled
hands are now thin and cold. Her
beauty has fed. What has wrought
this wondrous change? What is that
which Is lurking beneath the surface of
that once lovely form? Does she realize
her terrible condition? Is she aware of
the woeful appearance she makes? Wo-
man, from her very nature, is subject
to catalogue of diseases from which
man Is entirely exempt. Many of these
maladies are induced by her own care
lessness, or through ignorance of the
laws of her being. Again, many Fe-
male Diseases, ifproperly treated, might
be arrested in their course, and thereby
prove of short duration. They should
not be left to an inexperienced physi-
clan who does not understand their
nature, and is, therefore, incompetent
to treat them. The importance of at
tending to Female Diseases in their
earliest stages cannot be too strongly
urged. For if neglected, they frequently
lead to Consumption, Chronic Debility
and Oftentimes to Insanity. In all
classes of Female Diseases, DIR. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription is without rival.
No medicine has ever surpassed it. In
''The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser" Of which r. V. Pierce, NJ D.,
Of Buffalo, N. Y, is the author and
publisher, is an extended treatise on
WOMAN AND HER DISEASES. Under this
head, the various affections to which
woman Is incident are carefully con-
sidered, accurately portrayed, and a
restorative course Of treatment sug-
gested. Every woman as she values
her life and health, should possess a
copy of this valuable book. If she be
diseased, this "Adviser" will show her
how she may be restored to health, and
also direct her how she may ward off
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

A NEW RECIPE FOR BEEF KIDNEYS
Trim and cut the kidney into slices !;
season them with salt and pepper, and
dredge them well with flour; fry them
on both sides and when they are done
through lift them out, empty the pan
and make a gravy for them with small
slice of butter, dessertspOonful of
flour, pepper and salt, a cup of boiling
water; shake these around, and give
them a minutes simmering; add a little
mushroom ketchup, lemon juice, vine
gar, or any store sauce that will give a
good flavor. Minced herbs are, to many
tastes, an improvement to this dish, to
which small quanty of onion shred
fine can be added when it is liked. Six
and nine minutes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

To CLEAN -MARBLE.-First. Brush
the dust off the piece to be cleaned, then
apply with brush coat of gum arabic,
about the consistency of thick Office
mucilage, expose it to the sun or dry
wind, or both. In short time it will
crack and peel off. If all the gum
should not peel off, wash it with clean
water and clean cloth. OF course, if
the first application does not have the
desired effect, it should be applied again.
Second. Make past with soft soap and
whiting. wash the marble with it, and
then leave a coat of paste upon it for
two or three days. Afterward wash of
with warm mot hot water and soap.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

To MAKE an excellent soft soap take
one and quarter pounds of clean,
melted grease to each gallon of lye
strong enough TO bear an egg. Mix
them together in barrel in the cellar
and stir it for few minutes every day
until the soap is made. If one prefers
to use condensed lye Tor potash) take
twelve pounds of stone potash and the
same quantity of clean grease. Put the
potash in piece of old carpet and
break it with a hatchet into pieces the
size of an egg; put it in large kettle,
with a gallon or more of water. When
dissolved add the grease, and when
thoroughly melted pour into the soap
barrel, nil it with hot water, and stir
well, and stir occasionally for day or
two thereafter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

There are a few who do not remem-
Der the childish wonder they once felt
at hearing the resonance produced by
placing sea-shell to the ear, an effect
which fancy has likened to 1.-The roar of
the sea-" This is caused by the hol-
low form of the shell and it's polished
surface, enabling it to receive and re-
turn the beatings of all sounds that
chance to be trembling in the air.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

PENNSYLVANIA SYSTEM OF ROTATION.
"A correspondent of the Fdrmers Home
Journal says: Our rotation of crops is,
perhaps, different to that of the west
and south. Our system of rotation is as
follows: We put lime on a sod field,
turn down for corn next year, cover
with well rotted stable manure, and
turn again for corn; then two crops of
wheat. The second time we sow wheat
we also SOW clover and timothy; then
NOW or pasture one year; then we be-
gin 10 turn for corn again. So, we
come round TO grass every four or five
years. We believe in clover as the crop
TO get up the soil.
We think the best way to get up a
thin soil is to NOW clover field for
hay, then when the second growth is
grown about fifteen inches, turn cattle
or sheep on TO trample down the clover.
Then put on about seventy-five or
eighty bushels of lime per acre in the
fall; the following spring, turn the
clover and lime down and plant in corn.
Clover, with lime and little manure,
will bring quite thin soil to a good
rich soil in few years.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

An Antwerp chemist has lately dis
covered that the vspor of chlor0form
will not only extinguish the flames of
petroleum vapor very speedily. but
will even destroy its explosive and
cOmbustible proportions, if mixed with
it. This discovery may prove capable
of practical application iD the preven-
tiOn of fires.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

Germany has produced artificial
grind-stones. These stones are made
at the city Of Worms, of grit. soluble
glass and petroleum. The proportions
2re mot SSsS sEsn Sy the to which
cerning their fabrication. 1t is said
high speed without becoming soft.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

Mrs. LIS QUEEN OF PUDDINGs.-0ne
cup of white sugar, two cups of rolled
crackers, or finely powdered bread
crumbs, one quart of sweet milk; pour
over the bread crumbs, five eggs, one
tablespoonful of butter. Whip up the
yolks very light, add all together, beat
smoothly, flavor with almonds, vanilla
or lemon, according TO taste; bake until
the custard is set, draw the pudding
out where it will cool little, and spread
over the top thick layer of jam, minced
orange, apples, jelly or any fine favored
marmelade; whip up the five whites
with half cup Of white sugar; spread
the meringue over the pudding, set in
the oven five minutes till pale brown !;
flavor the meringue with lemon.
1t is always best to press the crumbs
or crackers through fine sieve.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

MANY maladies to which she Is con-
stantly being exposed. Let every saf-
fering woman heed this timely advice
and see herself as Others see her. Price
of Adviser, s1.50 (pOst-paid to any
address.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

Specimens of paper and cardboard
made from peat were recently presen-
ted to the Berlin Polytechnic AssOcia-
ton by Herr veyt-Meyer. The paper
and cardboard were very firm, and the
latter was 80 thick that it might be
planed and polished. Paper made OF
peat alone is like that made from wood
or straw; but only Is per cent. of rags
is needed to give it cOnsistence. A
large factory for the manufacture OF
peat paper is to be established in Prus-
sia.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

PEA SoUP.-Twoq quarts of good stock
one quart of split peas or green peas
one tcaspoonful of white sugar. Soak
the peas, if split, over night, and then
boil tender in just enough water to pre-
vent them from scorching; when
tender, pass through sieve, and add
them to the stock; add pepper and salt
to taste; let all come slowly to boil
let the soup simmer slowly for thirty
minutes, and just before serving stir in
tablespoonful of butter in which has
been stirred a teaspoOnful of flour
Serve hot, with chips of fried bread.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

RHODE ISLAND sends to the Centen-
nial policeman who measures six feet
three inches. That comes from living
in small State. Not having room to
spread, he ran up.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

SERVANT Ito Irish laborer): "Here
is some beer, Pat, if you care to have
it; but Pm afraid it's quite dead" Pat !:
''Och, dead, is it? Shure, then, darlin't,
it's Pm the boy to bury it ~
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

MAX puts this conundrum: Why is
young lady like a bill of exchange? ?
Because she ought to be settled when
she arrives at the age Of maturity.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-06-21

"WHAT is your business, sir?" asked
the Court in a sharp voice. "a con-
chologist." "What's that?" said the
Judge. 81 opens clams," was the ex-
planation he gave.