The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09

The Hampers give Mast $Do : weei
for his services.
Words a . dying cannihal: "Wnts
me down - one who loved his fellow
men,
.s(;mce before meat" as the younl
lsfIy remarked when she laced hersel
20 fight she couldn't swallow.
Miss Louisa II. Alcctt has nearly
completed : sequel to the story Of
Eight Cousins"
Two shop girls Of Boston numbel
nearly one-tenth Of the entire popula
ton cf that city
In London there have been estab-
lished two houses which offer night
home to shop girls
The Csririaa 1Adrocote speaks uI
and calls poor Huxley an .'evolved
poliywog."
Appleson's Journal says that chill.
dfen suffer more miseries than adults
but forget them sooner.
The Phiiadelphia Bulletin objects to
rhyming .'xyphyr" with -heifer. =
Wen.
To get no handkerchief Irritation
SAYS the Detroit Fte. Pres-"Rule
first. Get fwo handkerchiefs and
two fools-n
s.FuII many flower Is born TO blush
un-<-n, = says Dr.. Mary Walker .,
she fonily lays away the rufiied nn'
dersseeyes TO her new pants.
The great question i At last settled.
A Pennsylvania woman says she can
walk twenty miles day in men /
clothes and only twelve in female ap-
parei.
In the French insane statistics for
ls.5, I5s men are reported a. having
become lunatics through love and
only ,. women
PiynoGtn Church Is jarnmei every
Sunday. and Theodore Tilten Ia.
more invitations 10 lecture than he
ran manage And, the Commercial
.ddrrvrE-sr asks who shall noE say
thai virtue Is not it- own rewards
A Chicago paper contains the ad-
rerts4ernens n man who says be
wants . wife with q knowledge o.
music but no .M2iden's Prayer OF
silver Threai=' kind Of girl viii an
sver."
..Cleave fast to the dreams Of thy
youth" IL beautiful sentiment and
well illustrated in the case Of a Balti-
more mother, who says she always
feel toward her babies just as she did
toward her dolls in her own babyhocd-
The following appears in 8 Man
chester Mass newspaper: Notice
Has the Lord Jesus Christ, in this
city, friend who has to spare, cheer
fully, for his work, $3.50 to 5ce In
formation desired this week. The in
terested need only address or apply at
this Office"
The Bishop Of Manchester recently
remarked that Lord Bacon was right
when he said that q little science
might make man an atheist, but .
larger knowledge Of it brought man
back to God.
John B. Cough, SO says the Troy
Tames, employs . man to travel with
him and prevent him from drinking
Many years ago he lapsed from sobrie-
ty, and he fears that the old appetite
may again overcome him. His in
come from lecturing is about So, 900 a
year.
A wag tried TO annoy . popular
preacher by asking him whether the
fatted calf OF the parable was female ol
male or female. "Femaie, to be sure, -
was the reply, for / see the male, y
looking the qucstioner full in the face,
yet alive in the flesh before me-
When Bishop at public meeting
in England asked Prof. Huxley, sneer-
ingly, Does the learned scientist real
~ wish US to believe that he is descen-
ded from an ape?" the sharp rebuke
was administered by Huxley, II had
rather be related to an ape than to a
Bishop of the Church of England who
can 50 misrepresent the votaries of
science
The young man who splits his hair
in the middle may not be able to beai
the naptha lamp of genius down the
aisles of the dim-depth of the past, bu,
as church usher he illuminates the
present, and sheds halo along the
aisle that is irresistibly exquisite.