The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1876-12-14
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- The woman who neglects her hus.
bands shirt-front is not the wife of his
bosom.
Forty three thousand emigrants have
entered Texas through Denison since
April last.
= Men are frequently like tea-the
real strength and goodness are not prop
erly drawn out until they have been in
hot water.
"A Boston man has written an essay
on 'Bustles." Some bustles project sulti-
ciently to enable man to write an essay
on them very easily.
"What is the reason that your wife
and you always disagree?" asked one
Irishman of another. Because we are
both of one mind. She wants to be mas
ter, and so do T."
= 1t will afford sweeter happiness in
the hour Of death, to have wiped one
tear from cheek of sorrow, than to have
ruled an empire, to have conquered mil
lions or to have enslavad the world.
- Proudly observes the Detroit Free
Press: "American genius is recognized
the world over. The japanese govern
ment has bought Rhode Island cider
mill, and is trying o;grind wheat in it."
- The spirit of Lord Byron was inter-
viewed in New York the other day. He
didn't appear so much interested in the
progress of his monument as in Mrs.
Stoves health. He's waiting for her on
the shining shore.
- 4 gentleman, on walking out one
Sunday evening, met young Scotch
peasant girl, whose parents lived. near
his house. ''Where are you going,
Jenny?n. said he. Looking for SON.
in-law Tor my mother, sill"
= Coming events cast their shadows
before. When you see the servant girl
carefully gathering up the crusts and pie
ces of biscuit that contained so much
saleratus that nobody could eat them,
from the breakfast table, make up your
mind there is to be bread-pudding for
dinner.
- A Boston woman had prepared to
elope, but when her husband, hearing of
her intention, came forward with his
check-book and offered her money for her
expenses, while his face was illuminated
with unbounded joy, she considered the
matter and concluded not to go. 1t took
all the romance away.
- The new process of drying eggs bids
fair to become quite an industry at Pas
sau, on the Danube. where it seems it
first originated. The Prussian military
authorities are about to give the product
a trial in the soldiers ratfons, several
German chemists being very sanguine as
to its success, and giving it as their opin-
ion that the eggs lose none of their nour-
ishing qualities by the evaporation of the
water contained in them in their original
state.
A certain candidate at the late cleo
tion lost thirteen votes through making a
rash promise to his wife. He had prom
ised that in the event of his election he
would buy her seal-skin cloak and a
pair of navy.blue stockings, and she
couldn't rest till she told thirteen lady
friends all about it. The ladies expressed
themselves as lawful glad" to hear it,
but threatened their husbands with suit
for divorce if they dared to vote for this
particular candidate. "That old cat
would look nice in seal-skin cloak
and navy-blue stockings, wouldn't 2"
is the way they expressed themselves in
speaking of the candidates wife. Who
says that women have no political infiu-
ence?
j DIR. Redfeld, in letter from South
Carolina to the Cincinnati Commercial,
(Republican,) says that the whites of
South Carolina are determined to gain
control of their own affairs, and that if
Chamberlain is elected he will be as
harmless as a cornstalk to command re-
spect or enforce law, unless he does it
through the Fedora. power. Though a
Republican, the writer expresses his can,
did belief that Hampton's election will
be better for the colored people. His
word is law in South Carolina; he has
promised to protect them and can do it;
one word from him would quell any riot
in the State. "The days of black govern
ment here are ended" adds DR.. Red6eld,
and the next thing is to secure peace and
protection of life and property"