The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1876-08-26

"Gentlcmen on this pint 700 must dwell |
with great earncstness, and at much length. |
Make no mistakes in this. Insist that ef |
Tiden a1d Hendrix Is elected, no man |
shell lie histed out NV oils becoz NV his po- |
litilsle vcws that no man shel be appinted |
to oili5 becoz NV servises to party, and that |
fitnis, honesty, and SIGH, witch were Jeffer-
sonyun tests, shel govern the distribooshen
NV patronage. Remember this and make
no mistakes about it. This must be dwelt
upon"
Immejitly every one NV the stumpers
rose ez one man to his feet, and demanded
to DO herd. They come up in solid pla-
toons, and ca / glanced along that line NV
shinn noses, wus reminded NV fire works.
This Is all very we'll" sed one, "but
expected that l wuz to be collector NV the
deesiiik, in the event NV the elechsen NV
the crate reformer."
IL will bev the postollls in my town, or
not word will | howl! !" shIieked another.
And every blessed one Nv EN- insistid
| that he'd hey place or reform mite 60 to
| blazes.
The grand organizer rose, calmly, &C.
| lected book from out NV dozen or more
he he'd, and addressed hissclf TO the first
man who raised shindy.
"YOor name is"
"Your county y
"Posey."
you are down for collector, see. Wv
course 700 will hev IT,"
And what is fixed for me?" demanded
the second.
"Yoo are to hev the postoflis in your
town. Aud before we go any further we
will settle this natter Nv the oflises. We
arranged it with your committy al, st.
| Loos."
And he red cut list wv the offises in the
state, and who WIZ to hev en-. There wuz
SON trouble, for ttcy al warnt provided
for ; nor wuz those wiCh he'd ben provided
for luz satisfied with wat led ben gixn
EN-. 1t wuz all fixed, however, for in coun-
Ties wich he'd dimocIa'ic n ajori les sum Nv
EN- were promised n imira,iOns, and quite r
number of consulships and small turin
msheas were huv in to satisfy EN- all.
ihe next question thai cum up wuz
how to tleet tue money question. lnstruc-
sLcns Wuz 9sked
The grand orga,izar tiz to his feet.
"Lemme see" nc sed, 'wat state am
in? Oh yes, remember, Inj any. find
by referrin to my ins,ruckshens, that in
lnitaly VOC must be t-money-modrtly
IN the northern part Nv the state. but RAM
paatly in the ext enc southern rart, goin
ez fer ez P,ndltt ton did, with q strong and
: decided esnln toward repoodiashen. Also
> down there 700 may sandwich in tz much
NV the niger 81 700 kin git in. Ef 700
hev any old tanners left over from former
campanes deuouncin niger equality and
depreoaiin margin niggers,it wood be vel
| to trot EN- out agin. Returnin to the cur
q rency, eff any NV 700 shood be called tC
speell in other states-wich 700 probably
won't be, +" he added, gancin at ther faces
"dont tech the topic at all till VOC hey
consulted the lokle committees. BE very
kerful about this. And in other state
don't 90 on the platform full of likker, 81
ez you shell not hev yoor memories. B'
D kecrful about this, for eff you shood maxi
! an mi ANY speech in Connecticut it wool
1 room us. DOn'C git drunk till after tn
. meetins, ard after the people hev all Gon
q home. Here you may do ez 700 please
u for shood suppose the drunker the maj
!, wuz the more he wood talk to the satisfac
L ton Nv the lnJeanv dimocrisy, but in Con
n neCtjcut ard Moo York It's different Yo
5 must keep sober till after the meetin
there"
/ Whereupon the speakers all rose ez on
q man and remarked that eff it wuz all tn
! same they didn't want to go to Connecticu
l. or any NV them beasly states to speeB
: They wuz simple sons Nv nacher, and dc
j spisel a bloated aristocracy, SIGH ez tn
o grand organizer wuz describin.
g Then l rose.
Il "Sir." tcd | with stern and determine
&c look, zone thing more remains. Are W
$ 10 go out like the appossels without scri
IS in our purses That coed be done in JoC
" dee, for that Clint wuz mild enuf to slice
d out doors, and the appossels didn't he
. whisky or tobacker to buy, ez hev bin il
formed. | never saw IN any bible eve
&c red any account Nv Their doin it,"
II "Uv course We can't elect the CRATE rt
5 former without money. !eiackia:i.dl ,,I q
couple NV hundred NV Irish patriots VII
ID amt raeralized, ana there are ten or
20 dozen Irish wet groceries in my town VIII
e hey to be arranged with, to keep EN- STRAIT
- Besides one man who hez stone quarry
p relires at least a hundred dollars to kee
his men tite enuff to bring en- in solid 0
cleckshun day"
, My trends" sed the grand organize
= call Nv this bez bin provided for. Do yo
=, suppose the great reformer wood let tt
u COZ Nv reform be geperdized for want Il
, money? Do you suppose that John Mo
- rissey wood let us go into the skrimmag
10 unprOvided? lie is runnn his three far
- banks mite and day, and hez pledged all h
u profits 10 the coz. We hev assessed all tt
= men to whom we hev promised the fedr
II otllses in Moo York, for money to carr
70 Injesny, and we lev all that we ki
70 yoose."
:. And he gave each Nv US enuff to do
II wat shood be necessary, and instructed u
g US to drag on the committy in Moo YoI
- for more, O. fast ez it m tie be needed, an
To- went his way. He organizes Ilinoy mex
~ Thus properly provided both with fun(
", and ins'rucSshens, 60 eaily out to bait
- FIR the crate coz NV reform. | shell woi
= in Injtany till after the October elec
shens.
Thank hevin for platform with sic
= s1lid planks in 1t ez civil servis reform ar
~ "ntl-corfupshen, and thank hevin that v
w. hev candidates oLto EN- who kin appresha
y my idtes Nv them CRATE questions.
- PETROLEUM Y Nasty,
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