The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-06-22

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lex uhelhcf - nai eaqaclts demands
that yosng ls8y up0a parting At TIC
rate O deer shall ssk The young mao
d oal again Certainly Il i. urged
eas Certainly L isni, said ,he other
gp 70 1904 younE lady Who kbows
What pollteness rcquiresi AID she never
sska ~ q cal sgAin.
A liua Georgia shsyerreccaty took
Ne 6rst ride 10 Milledgerille train.
when ihe ears moved 81 be nestled
ciosef y rs mslher AID - il speed
began d bsfease be began y shows
sIgns u CONSERVATION Tears stood IN
h's eyes. Ahd when be saw his weak
Bess was observed be blubbcfcd aloud.
aia afraid, bot sish had lad ny
PHOTOGRAPH befofe get 90 this thing { /
According . The judgment Of a New
Milford man, who bad seven men 70 as.
s.si him 70 bis feet .be hind cnd u
mue s mueh ,nore premature than the
front e1d
a New York paper, describing boat
race, alluaes 50 tbe flashing Of ten
thousand eyes and the plaudits Of twice
as many fair hands. What a lot Of
oae.eyed women there must have been
st that race
wish might die. sighed middle.
aged maiden, as she hung like limp
boltior out Of the tbird.siory front win.
dow on Sunday afternoon aud espied
a man whom she bad once coquettishly
rejected placidly propelliog an SIS
baby cart
j. Turns out that the western editor
who wrote 10 Philadelphia Indignantly
refusing doadhead pass on the condi.
ton that be must have bis picture tax
en- With il. is a squlnt-oyed man, with
hair lip and broken nose.
An intelligent foreigner, passing
through the streets Of Philadelphia,
took cut bis notebook at the end of
long walk, and made little memoran.
dun 70 the effect that eighty.ninc per
oehtum Of the population Of Philsdel-
phia are members Of the powerful fam.
lily Of Boomstolet
What would be your notion Of alb.
sentmindeduess asked Rufus Choate
Of witness whom be was cross-exam
ming. Well, said the witness, with
strong Yankee accent, should say
that man who thought he'd left his
watch to hum, ard took his watch out
70 sec If twas time TO go hum and git
Il, was leeile absent minded.
Andrew jackson was once making
stump speech out west, in small viii /
lage just as he was concluding, Amos ,
Kendall, who sat behind him, whis-
pcrcd, Tp 'ema little Latin, General,
they went lie content without it,
jackson instantly thought upon a few i
phrases be knew, aud in voice Of thun. /
der wound up his speech by exelaim- ,
Ing, 4 pluribus unum sine qua non i
ne plus ultramu 10 parvo The {
effect was tremendous, aud the shouts
could be Leara for many miles i
You seo, said Respondent maa on /
the pickle barrel, addressing the gro.
Ger, who was spcsring the top Of a /
cracker box with a cheese kniie-you 5
zee. some people has good luck and :
somc has bad luck Now remember I
once was walking along the street i
with Tom JelliCks, and he went down a
one side Of il and went down the n
ether We hadat gone more'n half {
way down when he found pocket. {
book with slGl ID it, and stepped on
a womans dress, aud so got acquainted
with my present wife. Ii was always
80. said be. with sigh That Tom
Jellecks was the luckiest man in the :
world, aud never had no luck. r.
A hotel ghost comes under the head {,
Of inn spectrcs b
When Fuchs received the news that Z
he would not be hung be buried his b
face in hts hands. burst into tears, and P
murmured, Veil. dots good guess Q
we haf some bier 4
There is growing feeling among :.
the American people that a man who I
can hear fellow mortal complain Of a ),
cold Ii tho bead, and abstain from tell. :
Ing him what to DO for II. il the man !,
who should be the next president. I
Thirteen years ago a man was driven
oUt 81 town for an offence which he :.
ala not commit News now comes
thai be settled 10 Chicago and studied !,