Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1876-04-27
No. "a
GENERAL AND PERSONAL.

Noses Taylor of New York, is said to be
worth $40 OO0,0 600.
A Mountain of superior white chalk has
been discovered in Idaho
If knee-breeches come in fashion the big
gest calf will look best.
Dandies and nanny goats never fail to pride
| themselves upon their kids.
They have woman's rights in China. All
| the barbering is done by women.
The letter-boxes for the Centennial grounds
bear inscriptions in six languages.
A facetious reporter headed an account Of
full dress party, ''Bare Mention
In kockland, Me-, cornet band composed
entirely of women is being organized.
Vanderbilt says he is sorry for Drew. He
| always advised him to avoid Wall street.
Father Hyacinthe was asked what he did
when he had cold. s. cough" was his re-
ply.
Look on the sunny side of things The
word "worst" appears only once in the
Bible.
Ignorance is most pitiable when it express
ses itself in tears at the sight of bald-headed
baby.
An Albany IN. " girl, despairing of sup
porting herself, took r. Snick-for hus-
band.
Paddy says: Be me sowl niver traded
dogs but twice in me life, and got bit both
times"
Ex-Gov Ames and family have said good
bye to Mississippi, and are en- route for Mas
| sachusetts
A Mormon tabernacle has been erected
| near Albany, Oregon, and many conversions
are reported.
''And who's this Dom Paydro, onnyhow?'
| asked Pat when he heard an Emperor was
coming to America.
Don't marry till you can support husband.
That's the advice the Barnstabe Patriot
gives the Cape girls.
Bierstadt's Centennial picture represents
the giant of the Yosemite and is painted on
canvas twenty feet high.
Anna Dickinson has decided to become fa-
nous as an actress next April II, at the
Globe theatre of Philadelphia.
A motto for Americans: If we stand by
one another through thick and thin, you can
bet your life we're sure to win.
Philadelphia Bulletin: Why is store that
don't advertise like Enoch Arden? Because it
''sees no sale from day to day.
The tailor who makes DR.. Mary Walkers
pantaloons is as gray as badger, though he
is not more than thirty years old.
The measles have attacked Brigham
Young's family, and you bet they've got their
hands full-the measles we mean.
''The deceased closed her eyes on this life
while her husband was driving hogs out of
the garden" says Virginia paper.
A Kansas paper says that g lady may be
lady and wear pantaloons." True, if she
don't try to put 'em on over her head
If you want to be especially nice in speak
ing of the Black Hills, etiquette will probably
permit you to call them g La Negro Monte''
Bristow says the country is getting short
OF currency, which is point in which we
resemble the country near enough to be
twins
1t severely tries the gallantry of French
man to have Chicago woman borrow his
pocket-handkerchief to wipe her poodle's
nose with.
The Church of St. Nicholas, just completed
at Hamburg, is the highest in Europe 1t is
472 feet high, eleven feet higher than the
Cathedral.
How few men classed as great, remember
to polish the heels Of their boots, or know
hoWt0 tie beau-knot. In this world there
is no such thing as perfection.
A rogue lately advertised that for 81 he
would send to any address handsome pack
age containing 100 presents. Each package
turned out to be paper of pins.
Many persons have brought on serious
sickness by holding to the knob of the front
door while standing in draft and speaking
last words to friends or visitors.
Miss Carey, the disreputable Iowa girl who
was tarred and feathered by women, has re-
covered $45O She asked $4,000. Well,
We re glad she's recovered, anyhow.
The domestic man who loves no music so
we'll as his kitchen clock, and the airs which
he logs sing to him as they burn on the
hearth, has solaces which others never dream
)f
How cross you look whenever you sigh,"
aid querulous lover to his sweetheat. She
)urst into tears, and said that was the first
ime she'd ever been called a cross-sighed
,irl.
No money is better spent than what is laid
ut for domestic satisfaction. A man is
'leased that his wife is dressed as we'll as
ther people,. and the wife is pleased that
be is dressed
Life is too brief to fool away, and every man
aould improve the short time he has to live
y proving to the public that if clothes pin
, crowded too hard on the line it will split
the back.
When you see woman looking at you the
r0w-feet deepening in the corners of her
yes, her head inclined to one side, her arms
olded, and her under jaw trying to reach up
} the tip of her nose, don't stop to ask for
kplanations-"git" out.