The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-07-08
ALL SORTS.

Two governors are better than one
therefore Tilden and Hendricks will be
elected. ....
THE wmen's plank in the st. Louis
platform is Bachelor Sam Tilden. Go
Tor him, girls!
The Louisiana Republican Conven
ton will meet again to-day, but some OF
The delegates will not be there. One has
been killed in quarrel over candidates
while several are languishing in the New
Orleans city Jail. .s -....
The Harrisburg Patriot pays this
passing compliment to the forces oil
HAYES and Wheeler: Gan army in which
Shepherd, Babcock, Coltax, Casey, kel
lope. and a host of like kidney occupy
the positions OF subalterns may be well
dreaded by the people of the United
States"
THE Evansville Ind.) Courier sworc
1t wouldn't support Tilden, but the hot
weather melted its wrath, and now the
st. Louis ticket is conspicuous at its mast
head. Sam "gathers them in"
MRS. A. T. 81 .wART has gwen away
about four hundred thousand dollars
since her husbands death. She is max
ing will 1t will be hard tor her relatives
TO bresk.-Graphic. ..,.r...l... ...
THE latest rumor about Tweed places
him in retirement among the mountains
of southwestern Arkansas.
FIGHTING Joe Hooker iss Tilden
man.
"TILpEN and Hendricks--a hard
money head and a soft money tail
That's the way the indianapolis Jou'md'
looks at it. ..
The st. Louis Republican says: "Thc
West Point Cadets are. in camp for tel
DAVIS ON the Centennial grounds. This Is
pretty tough training for the young SON
of guns, but perhaps It is right the.
should become accustomed TO the horror
o! war early"
liz YOU want to find out mans rea
disposition, take him when he'is wet anu
hungry. If he is amiable then, dry him
and al him up, and you have an angel
Boston Traveller.
We find ourselves continually called
upon to correct Boston philosophy. Now
the real way to test man is to take HIM
when he is dry and hungry Wet hin
properly and fill him up, and you have tt
seraph.-Phiiddelphia Bulletin,
TRE great "Col." Grosvenor, the maj
who nominated Greeley, says OF Hayes
that "the most bitter and unrelentlne
hostility has not discovered single acI
in his career which needs defense or eX
PLANTATION" Exactly so. He voted for
the salary grab, we believe, ina hit OF
temporary insanity, and pocketed the
money while in a state OF coma.
A BETTER illustration OF the acute
ness of the western mind, the business
nature of western politics, and the free
dom with which western men speak
their beliefs, could not be found than III
the Oregon paper which printed turkey
over the headline on its first page, with
the sententious remark, "Not he that
crows but he that gobbles, makes most
out Of politics"
THr Herald is trying its hand ence
more. Here is its best:
Reform Reform
Give it 'em warm.
Tilden sweeps over the land like storm,
Chorus it, boys from the East to the
West;
Tilden and Hendricks, that tickets the
best.
On TO the White House we'll march in a
swarm
Singing tor Tildeu and shouting "Re
form!"
The New York Herald says of Mrs
House, who shot her husband, the di-
vorce lawyer, dead: "She apparently
belongs TO the same blonde tigress type
as Laura d. Fair, and will deserve bu:
little OF the sympathy which the fsbby-
minded who cannot see ~. ything but an
angel behind pretty IA. vii. be pretty
sure TO extend to her as She takes her seat
by her counsel, locking as gentle as Sun,
day school teacher at q strawberry festi
VAIL
TIE New York Sun has some anec-
dotes of a witty broker named Travers.
A man we'll known in financial circles as
q great operator in "puts," and not par
ticulsrly noted Tor the general accuracy
of his statements, proposed to back up
one of them with q bet. Said Trsvers:
"I'll BIB bet you $500 that you AT d can
tell mo-mo-more lies than any other to-
to.two men in this town, and ! pro, pro-
promise for nay part no,no-npt 70 say a
word"
II. w. HaxsEY, member of The great
Bolts family, has gone back 10 Virginia
to rescue that State from the clutches of
the Democratic party. Every member
of the Bolts family has, at some time or
other, offered to of5clate in the capacity
of Moses 70 Virgins only TO have his
services rejected, sometimes with con-
tumely. This Is not the fault Of the Bolts
family, but Virginias serious mistake
Only when Virginia has the Bolts no
lo,.,ov Mill che ,ndarof "A tha hlupdaps