Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-01-23
PIE CRUST.

A good deal of sack cloth gets
down on the sidewalks, even II no
ashes do.
II Is diffichlt to preserve a decent
RESPECT FOR old age when antique
poultry comes to the table.
We will take the stage this
winter-wl,en it goes toward Gold
Hill.
Now pick almahacs - they are
ripe. None are genuine unless
branded "Is7g."
There will be no divine service at
this place to-day. Rev. Mr.. Jenvey
will hold service at Dayton this
JPN.
When man jumps out OF bed and
slights upon the business end Of q
tack, what he says is not usually the
Lords prayer.
Joshua was the first man to stop q
newspaper. He stopped the Daily
Sun. 1t was because the war news
didn't suit him.
1t don't always require big man
to be a good worker. We know
some young fellows who consider
themselves too big to work at all.
Happiness is . glory shining far
down upon us out Of heaven. She
is divine dew which tho soul, on
certain OF its summer evenings, feels
dropping upon 1t from the amaIanth
bloom and golden fruit Of Paradise.
There are times when man feels
as IL he had no part In the world
about him, as II everything dear to
him had departed forever from his
sight and bis reach. One OF those
times is when he hits his head
against beam in the cellar-way.
This Is what Silver City girl says
about her lover:
"When Philander told me he loved
me, / was mighty TUX with 1t, and
cottoned to him directly, and he sot
a grinning like baked skunk"
The expression may lack elegance
but it is suggestive of strength.
Mr.. VIM. Rogan brought into our
Office last Friday, one Of the largest
pullet eggs we ever saw. The layer
will not be q year old until Easter,
and the egg, without egg-sggeration
measures 6Ax6. Our senior wanted
to make contract for three Of them
every morning, but Rogan says his
pullet is OF the hard shell Baptist
persuasion and don't work on Sun
day.
The other day q Detroit husband
was reading in newspaper that the
premonitory symptoms of insanity
were a wild look, flushed face, thick
speech and SO forth, and he handed
1t to his wife and remarked "Mary,
it ever | come home looking that
way you'll know'what to do ayes,
darling" she softly replied as she
laid the paper down, "I'li have an
emetic and a club waiting tor you"
.'Order, order!" cried the Judge,
II must preserve the dignity OF this
Court at all hazards. It.makes little
difference to me whore the National
Republican Convention meets.
will have order in this honorable
Court" "Judge, | believe you are
affected with hydrocephalus and
your pipe accelerates this disease.
which is fatal to your massive
brain" The Judge scratched his
head and muttered "hyd-hyd--or-
der, order, gentlemenV'
After the contamination of the
marriage rite between Mr.. Robertson
and Mrs. Langtry the other evening
at Dayton, the friends OF the bride
and bridegroom, removed the chairs
and benches from odeon Hall and
had a jolly time tripping the light
fantastic toe. Happiness and mirth
prevailed until late hour. 1t was
4 happy send on for the jolly Bene-
dict and his fair lady, aud we hope
the succeeding years will multiply
to them the blessings OF life.
AMUSING ATTRACTION. = Prof.
Everett will, on Monday evening,
Jan. Gath, give one Of his grand and
magical entertainments in this place,
at ArmOry Hall. The Prof. per-