The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-02-24

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without a ggss wl net fnell a. sweet.
PoL J54a Tysdal having tAkea
great ,alegai Ia oiter sass tban ogIs
has AZ last come 10 the conclusion
that be vii get married himsslL
81 editor nauc1 Hcan. il rnBuiBg
sof oagaly o1eo 10 Nevada be is
tired II scratching f5f living.
A BgaAo maa dreamed that be
wAs gong over Tie Pals, aaa be bad
bic wife ~ he throat when be woke
up Neat uighi che bad dream
and hrska hia nose a. sks struck a, an
ladIab.
What a. they always put d. @.
after Washihsion for' asked Mrs. O.
ot MIaQ Hhy, my dear, don't you
kaow that Washington was the Daddy
u Iis.couplfy : aid he, with . snick
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The Brooklyn Argos Il 81 'pinion
that Ar Evans. Centennial orator, IL
already limiting himself p diet Of
eagles eggs But i doesn't say how
May the talon ted gentleman must
cat series equal to the occasion,
The leap year nccktie for gentle
men i cut Me have not seen ii, but
suspect Il is a young ladys sleeve,
with al arrn IN Il, ard goes all the way
around Tie neck. Every eoterprising
young man should have one
4 Texas farmer named Wade says
be caught q rabbit on tis place I'll,
other day having on its head sever
horns. But before we believe thi'
story. we want 10 know how many
hoEps Wade had iu bis own head wher
he looked at the animal. F'''
Maria, observed Mr., Halcomb, al
be was putting on his clothes, there
ain'i no patch on them breeches yet
can't FIX II now, no way; I'm to'
busy. Well. give me the patch then
an IN carry il around with me
don't want people 10 think can
afford the cloth .
That was shrewd girl, and no
devoid If sense either, who remarked
when other girls were making fun o
hor short skirts, and affected to b
much shocked at the exhibition there
or al party If you'd only pull VI
your dresses about your neck, vher
they ough, 70 be, they'd be as short a
minel She was not troubled an.
more.
A New England fireman rose hast
ily al the FIRST alarm. He ran alonl
the streets, believing Fire He wa
enthusiastically pumping the old ma
chine, and crying. Now jam her dow
for our side, Johnny, when by the ligh
Of tho ascending flames, be discovers
that he had on bis wife'c velvet basqu
spangled with hugles aud beads.
Well, Patrick, said the doctor
how 10 you feel to-day! Och, doct
tee dear. enjoy very poor health en-
tifely, the rumatics is very distressing
indade whin | 20 to Shape lay awak
an night, aud me toes Is swIed as BIZ
asa goose hens egg, so that whin
stand up fall down Immediately.
a certain parson, who is also
school teacher, handed a problem I
his class Ia mathematics the other day
The first boy took il, looked at
awhile, and said. pass. Second bo,
took il and said, turn il down TIL
third boy stared at it awhile an
drawled out. can't make il, Yer
good, boys. said the parsen, we wi
cat lor new deal And the switc
danced Ike lightning over the shoul
dcrs u those depraved young men.
"A Frcnchman said to 'an Amer
can Tere is Won word in your Ian
guagc / DO not comprehend, aud al
70 time ! hear L. Tattetoo, tattletoi
--yat do you means by tattietoo
The American insisted that no sucl
word exists in English. While b
was saying so, bis servant came to pu
coal on the fire, when he said, There
John, thaill do. The Frenchmal
jumped up, exclAiming. TAre, tattleioo
you say him yourself, sarc vat mean
tattlcto0g
In attempting carve fowl on
day, gentleman fouad considerable,
difficulty IN separating its joints, an,
exclaimed against the man who sol,