, 1876-06-04
HuM0R.

e to1a Eto quoted At 1sse sod
HUM0R.
The Peri Of Moore's poem Is not ouz Peri-n
{ law! pshaw!
mule attempted to kick Bristow, and Mu].
ligan is after Blaine.
, Periolat's favorite psalms-sam Ashton. and
De profuulis Clem-a1r.
James G. Is not an admirer Of 4ullgantaknv
soup. It is too heavily spieed.
A Chinnman Is always ready to do anythinp.
He never asks to be exqueuesed.
The Constautinopo1ltansdi did in Sultan Enendi
when they dcthroned Abdul-Aziz.
The Herzegorinans' prayer: Great Powers,
help us to get away with our Turkey.
Jake-"Then you'll Rehmember yen Dis.
tillers, ct al.-"so say we, ali of us.''
A House Committee say there Was an Emm.
urgency why Schenck should be recalled
Pcrio1at to the Foreman oi the Grand jury:
"O'tis true, its pity, and pity tits its true"
Young men who part their hair in the mtddl.
in London are known as noodles Of the Middle
Temple.
! When eggs are only II cents dozen, it's I
bad time for hens to think Of striking fo1
eggstra pay.
4 lady, who was very much addicted to sscon-
sulting her glass;" was described by friend as
guilty OF excessive self-odmirroration.
Miss Louisa R. Take, OF Aberdeen, Scotland.
is said to weigh 400 pounds. Printers regard
her as the "fattest Take they ever heard OF.
There are very few people who Kerr to be-
ieve that the Speaker OF the House of Repre-
sentatives would have been SO Green as to take
| brlbe OF S45O
Jim White, the catcher of the Chfcagos, IL
said to be studying for the ministry, and will
soon enter his new field Jim would make a
better chicken-thief, as he is continually chasing
| tsfouls.''
4 printer who was wrestling with a sermon,
the other evening, written in diabolical hand,
in which the minister was speaking OF
"dwarfed and haggard children" set it up
"door-fed and hog:yard children"
lady-correspondent rushes to the defense
Of Anna Dickinson's dresses as worn in Anud
Boteyn- She says her velvet one is the genuine
article, and "has no cotton-backing to it."
She omits to mention whether there Is any cot
confronting to 1t.
BuN-oLEAN1NGs.
a business that IS picking up: The rag gather
ers.
"I'm lost in grief.n as the fly said when he
was drowned in tears.
Silver is fiat in the London market. It has
just commenced TO get round here.--Detroit
Free Press.
u1,a ,ad,o.4
day-eyenine warbler. laid so is tie nejehbor.
hood, !, sig6ed voice from The street
o.,.s,a.sz - - ~. .&1s oSs~ .n
et,Td vgieptalgu tg gousmanu nnce salo: 10 enjoy
only two opresent-~yourseh and the turkey"
A landlady heard an 1mpecunious lodeer
iineline silver. and she wondered how sncE
5oonef 5.et sal1ea eu11ency.-1'e0 orseans iSepuo"
'ea"
''Py Schiminy, how dot poy studies de Ian
guage!'' is what delighted elderly Germar
eyed eyed son Of saw.horse1Ere @ s se 0Sse,1tr a oe@"
on:.,.
1o1es isr;t ~ nto1 ~ ou1aen o; that h ABOUT
~ Su' ~ ~ ntI pieu y O'Clock tnls morn.
say SO! Why, / met him onl7 last niEht. and
and-and he was alive thenl's
Lde superiority o. man to nature Is CONTINUE
nass e.a " aRa ~ ne Natafe
t.oeea ..+i ~ 4uautJ u quS 70 MAKE
gsIf t1 ~. nut tnAn sn MAKE goose OF Mn
0e+. - o'e iuAu'es "4tn oue 4ulu'
"Nhy is it, my dear eir,u said Waff1ea' land.
lady to him the other day, t;that YOU news
papeIs 81; men never get r1cn:' ~ 10 not Know,
ea,,sn nua ~ ~ sepy, IS tnat collars anu
'ense oo not a4"ass 11asei tosetnef'"
"can there be anything brought into this
House." asked disgustcd member during the
last session Of the LerislatuTe. that vii mt
be repealed sooner Of laterl'' One OF the o.
position suggested "a skinned ofange.''
Pleasant for reoroa ,vho :. a,ts,4.,,,,.h.
WITH ~ "nt 1ata1s u enieaanng Isaa tne
Pater: s'Now, George, this is ali yefy fiil weil
shout the football, the prospects OF the crew,
and the rest Of it; now, suppose YOU let US know
about the Greek and Latin, and this afternoon
we will 60 over all your bills."-.Rar.urd Lam
Foota .s .,,,-,na o,,z. 49,
tAl4S ~ a"4} one s.enins, ~ ;ao
nf nna ~ hs hest W. .tai u fank "hen ~ pelns
rnntcI Kin ~ niotes, one % tno p.y nei
sl elate Apology,, teg your pardon, Nr. toote,
r.. e von E,n, tba' tb 81, say roote; lepiiIln