Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1876-03-03
SENSE AND NONSENSE.

| THE best ktnd OF a schOOltax-bynthA'
-Ne,o York Commercial AdOeTtiser
ATS FALSE" as the girl said when her
over told her that she had beautiful hair.
THEY have organized '-Binrs' Club
| at Austin, New. You're another" /" Is its
motto. tt
Miss FUCKER has recovered $1,000 of
Mr.. Dyer, in New York, because he Tor
| Fucker.
THE present generation Of whisky seems
TO be almost universally affected with cur
vature Of the spine.
PAssAIc, N. j., with 5000 population,
had only one death during January, and
that was OF an Infant.
TURKEY moves to send case of goats
TO the Centennial. Carried u-nanny- y-mously.
Commercial advertiser.
A MAN may be q genius, but If he ever
amounts to anything, we observe that he
has to stick right TO business just as well
as anybody else.--ChseGgO EUehing Jour
nal. .
SENATOR and Mrs. Jones. Brand-new
baby. Hundred thousand dollars in bank
Baby squalls, however, just as If it hadn't
q cent. Doesn't know anything worth
mentioning.
Mr.. STANrER. of North Carolina, was
= not hanged, because on the eve of his exc
cution his wife went to bid him farewell,
changed clothes with him, and enabled
him 10 escape.
A FUNNY Austin (Nev.) man recently
. imposed upon a credulous Eastern tourist
, by giving him a bed bug, representing 1t
to be a rare specimen of q sage bush terra
(. pin, and he brought II home.
e WE have always noticed that the boy
| who will let his mother get up and build
, the kitchen fire and bring in all the wood,
B, is the same chap who bellows lOudest at
4 her funeral. Chtcdgo ECening Jour1tdL
a COMPANY PRESIDENT" All, We
I must accommodate ourselves to the times.
e Announce a reduction Of ten cents a
h thousand feet in the price of gas-and add
e q couple thousand feet on each gas Dill.
l. NIEN of robust limbs want knee breeches
/ and silk stockings to come INTO fashion
q again, while thin-calved Individuals art
determined to fight the proposed return tc
,f Continental dress to the bitter extremity
. A NUMBER of visitors went TO Wiscon
}. 1 sin cemetery TO see dog that was SAID tc
70 be watching faithfully over the grave O
-e its dead master. When they got there he
'e was seen chasing brindle cat up an alley
&c two blocks away.-Mtludukee Sentinel.
le DIR. TALMAGE says: "When we find
le man contemptuous Of labor, and actni
lc as though he never worked at all, aud a
nt though his ancestors had never worked
le we make up our mind that if you go lit
70 tie further back in that mans ancestra
.. line YOU will run against a scavenger'
d. cart or upset a soap-boiler's kettle"
a, a. SOME highly decorated ladies walk as
,e. they had a pound of shot in each shoe
IT, and hip disease in the bargain. Thi
n waddling from side TO side like an intoxi
or Gated duck is anything but graceful an
he stylish, yet six out of every ten ladies on
KY meets on Avenue Five have this singula
ne ne locomOtion. Let there be "walkin
'e- schools" established at once, and let I
&c, all gol-A. Y. Epening Mail.
o. THE Toledo Blade tells us that the eng
ng neer OF fast mail train on the New Ior
no. no. Central has a beautiful dove" with
ng broken leg, which he found in the heat
cal light of his locomotive, and if it " ge
~ over the shock he will take it to the Cer
ies. tennial." This reminds US that an eng
neer on the Short-line knows OF lovel
$50 iaohass which he over an
busted" and if it gets well he intends
Ike il to the Centennial also. That Ce
tennial, 1t would seem from these surfaC
. indications, is likely 10 be big thing o
ogs ice.-LouiSUiile COurier-JOurRdt
0~ AN annoying, but rather amusing, err,
M occurred in the make up of yesterday
W. W. issue. A paragraph from the report of Il
w. ~ trial of Gen. Babcock, at st. Louis, w
y 20 taken from its proper place and insertC
~ in the Queens speech from the throne {
the opening of the British Parliamer
ard The mistake gave her majesty the a
pearance of having referred, rather il
pertinently, to our whisky frauds v
trust that estimable lady will not read yC
,o. terday's Sentinel with the care that S
cb. usually devotes to that duty.-MtI,cdu
,5a Sentinel.
to JUDGE SHARswooD, of the Suprer
Court of Pennsylvania, has just render
,s- an important decision as to the respOn
ard bility of drawers of checks that q
raised" or notes that are altered.
ira, holds that the person who makes NJ
leat or check in such way as to make alt
AK alton easy, or invite it, is liable to
}. :, holder in good faith who takes it beft
maturity for its face value. But if
o'Oo maker has used the ordinary precautit
ing nc is not liable, any more Than for dow
1'h' right forgery,
Mr.. JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL writes
me- the Boston Advertiser, noting the fact q
40; number of night herOnS have not &C
OO0 10 the South this winter. He says: "WI
makes the TACT of their stay more surpl
ing is that the coolest weather of the W
ter came in November, and that
Charles River their feeding ground)
,ply been twice, and in our neighborhC
This tour times, wholly closed with ice.
should seem from this that these birds
CANT not without some skill in meteorologi
th a prognostCatiOn. | have seen them ey
take evening up to the 18th OF February"
10 it THE Dayton (O.) Journal has the
end lowing reference TO what was intended
be An ordinary gathering of few r,
we tiyes at the house of Mr.. William
on's King in that city a few nights ago:
fail baby OF Mr.. and Mrs. Charles King,
numbered among the guests. A reck
It he ing was made, and showed that this b
le so was blessed beyond most others in
n to number of those by whom il was 10
and cherished as one Of their descenda
bout There were present Dir. and Mrs. Cha
ene- Spinning, great grandfather and gr
grandmother; Mrs. Samuel King, gr
d be grandmother; Mr.. and Mrs. Viii
be King, grandfather and grandmother; \
Miller grandmother; Mr.. and Mrs, CT
Ot to King father and mother. So that the
Ie an tie fledgling was gazed upon at
e de- same moment by one great-grandfat
two great grandmothers, one grandfat
feet, two graudmothers, beside the father
,aVes mother"
man "A beautiful alloy, resembling sill