davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1876-12-16

Ser gbas. Sauptman, &iSsr point, 81. g.,
bessust tpis fplst: SD lit felt a6t 8pden an
iidisit 5srDorsebra@t. Tar9 ben @.brau9
gu s4s Dr. as sis Is s SIT fti & : a r t sasst -
melt bsrsefeat, baB i'd metnsn alien 9sltaf.
tisansen pieper nahseben tann. SD fann ba"
Der biele Nsbi3in Ilen beltsas empfebIen."
, 1876-12-16

Der Dapf ether Vanttlte.-S9 rrts
l1stne grau iagen Sbnen ben srUbten Danf flu
Or. Mn cut 8Sntg's 9ambnr8er
ErSpfen f9reibt 5err Spbn Yptt, Geneva,
Su.. benin %pi.ielben baben uns srpbe Dsenlte
srptelen. Wir lalen bic SrOpfsn ni9t msbs
ausseben.
, 1876-12-16
Xencr 9tpartemrnt.

nDtbie ba6en. ipaten brett nit benz 5abritanten ban.
oeln. bite. Muben. Giirtsl, 6einoen II. J. 10. 9as
blaigVte 6aus inn Del6dit. 8atalo9e frel, 9ei Der
alten 6lrma bon Mncericn nne Sones, 1893 Brano
Str, N.9 4@S2ona.
, 1876-12-16

Serr 5teif 1T Onanbasc Sia. MiF., tbstt
uns nit: SD lit felt apei Sabrsn an elmer
bSsartisen 8ls6ts, bic alien Mtttsln pieeraanb.
Da sebrau6te i'd msbrsre 0pten lang DIR.
AuguR &Snts's &bnte's 9ambur-
serGrppfsn mad @prl6rift unb tuurbs
SSn bislsm bEsartissn gsipsn ppaitanbis ssbsiIt.
, 1876-12-16
6ppernpr 6aUes. ssig !,

ftntlihen Sienffe. NOaitdnoi9 uno %0erldlii9. Yon
FIR Msenten. Si6ert Sud iOfort 3errltoriGm.
Me9em Girtulare uno Ysoin9unesu penoe man lid
oiort an 3. Bride u. So. 767 8roabpap, w 4g92au
, 1876-12-16

SD bin "a Sabre alt unb mar 70 FRANZ, baB
tt feline Speiie mebr Dertrasen tpnnte, l9reibi
PER- psttr Glemens, 2tttle OrIeans, Mp. Sd
11abnt DIR. Mn8uf &Snte'S 5ambur-
ser Eropfen unb bin nun pieoer ni6t NM
gang aersefsat, ionpsrn fibIe MID otsI traftt'
aer als frtber.
, 1876-12-16
Die Glaf@s

Die Glaf&t
hamburger Trppfen"
toltst so Gents, oper dnf 6laI6en
Dollars. finb In allen beutl6en
Npptbefen gu BADEN pber perpen pteiels
Ben mad Gmpfans bes 9elpes fret mad
alien Tbsilen Der Sereinisten Staaten
Serlanpt. Man aprelire:
a. vogeIer g. Co.,
Baltimore, Md.
, 1876-12-16

Ntc Monp GUIese. NasUa, Ga,
ben "a. Tebruar, 1876.
...... DIR. Musuf 35nte'S 8 a m .
burser Trppfen fno BON ansgessihnetsr
mid. Rep. Gater 5. 8. &ebmann.
, 1876-12-16

Gin sutss Mittsl sesen GpIif nnb 2eibidnter-
sen lino DR.. @u 8 t 8Snts'S 8 :.
ger G%rppfen, f9retbt 5err Mtdael Wetb
Wtlgapafa, 9nb, bsan b~ielelben bsIfsn aasen.
bltdltG.
, 1876-12-16

8eseu 5autfranfbeiten unb ale tlnrefnfs-
tetten, pel9e Serbprbenem 8lut entlprineen,
llnb DR.. Iueuft 8Snte's 5ambnrSer
Srppfen Elm gang ausseSet9netes Wittel,
benin tie flno bic beifen 8lutreiniger. On
fd'retbt 6efr Spbn George 8pbeni9aB IN Sc
mont 81.
, 1876-12-16

sscdfeI auf mssr ais 200 Der bsssutsnosren etasts
In europa.
@eIc.Mueiablunsen burA bic &ofdmter iotpte per
telegraph mad alien plassn TN Dsuti&lans,
pefterrsi4, Der GAwsis, 6olane, Ddnsmarf, Saps.
ben unD Torusssn, bsn Gmpi6nssrn fret las baus
SsIiefert.
Gretit,Brtefe fHr s~7eifenee CUR Ssnusuns In ersn
srbBeren Stdoten Der alten GDeIt.
GlntafHruns uon Grbfbaften uns Eercerumaen
ieber Irt In alien @ldssn Guropa's.
geri6iHmns bon @atern uns pa6tteR Hsa
europa.
Der,onuns anfomnenber 0htsr In REQ Bort. uni
Weittrbef6rosruns o~ssislben mad BEN SnIanee.
Vurosdif3ss 0elb ausr Wrt s~stauft ans ~Ssrtsnft
, 1876-12-16
Nytit

3 Il q N NJ II:
4SOOSonbS i'm 8etra9e ooml 653, 2OOGuleen.
Sober
{. t. Diferreid. 9teid)Sbanptta6t= SonO,
weIbe teinen bdupt9eptun mabt. muB cine
prdmie oOn minoeitens fl, a3O ooer $40 se,pinnen.
Die nabite ,3iebuns iinoet itatt am
2. Sanuar 1877.
Secer Bpnb. weld,er DOR ODER AM 2. Sanudr
sstauft miro. lit gum aaniea @eipimn bsrsbtt8t, Der
am 2. Sauunr oarauf ~entfalen miro,
0ei Sroers aus DEM Snlanoe 9enu9t Die II
Ginfenemne BON S.
In resiNrirten Srieftn, um einen lotden Bomb Sd)pn
fir Die nGdbite 3tebung ant =. SaItinr giiittg,
gu erlperben.
Dian ~aoreiIlre peaen Nntauf pon Sonos. Gireu.
laren uno ieber n6beren NuStuuft an Die
International Banking Co.,
Chatham gauare (Sanfsebdure), Dsew gort,
Ser
Srauni6mei9er 8onb, Scrie
1858 Scr. SO, III Der leeten Gsrloiuug am
2. gtopember seSosen, uuroe in ~nnicrer Office
aesen @rlag bon IS ~perfauft. Ser Saupt-
treffer betrdst $4,000 &ei6smartt.
gH- sspit,.-Oie aaeemeinsn 9otterie. Geiebe unO
Der oaraui be3i9libe lin9ite @on9re66elhl 3 bal,
laut siner ridterljden GntlheiourQ, ami ole bon lia
psrtaufteu europdiihen &taatssNrdmiensScnfs
teine Inipenoung.
NJ. 9d1dlef, VrdItbent.
, 1876-12-16
Stpf Speemlatipnen
SDatt'S 2ebenS'S aliain.
Gin MeDtatuiidleB XtSunDer.

WqSuWaIlpWue, WeurnIbtn, VtNt IN lpfeW 1RltWWEth
stadium, Serpisln, 8Sni9s. 8rantttit, &rptpelas, s.tr
1ei6pure unp bic i6limmfsn Jdae pom Sluttrauipet.
ten, arpBe SApabe, 3eper. unp ylterenleieta, BITING
wurm &c. te. pirp Luf's Sefimmttfe burb btelen Rpnte
aaer Neiniounesmittel 9ebeilt. Derfelbe TIT 3pelauo.
spaniis Sabre pinbur& pom pubIttum erprpbt. eat
Punperttautenee Don Bdlea 8epetlt une eurirt nets,
pean MAO Vpripr esnpnimen. Sf elm it4eres pstl'
mitttl pon 5tttln tn lauea betlbaren Salen, curirI ps
taalten altsa Vef3wats lsISlt no Der Snp4sn I3en az
g%efrelen TT.
9patt's 2ebens.S alfam euriste Serrn 8. .. apt-
map, Gra8ppeu i'm Yart.4beater Su Srppflpn, ". b.,
pom 9rpntt@en NPeuniattsntns, na9bem eerielbe pgne
Srtpl9 pen ben pprja8lt9ren Aertten @urppa's Hup
4merita'S bebanbelt wprosn mar.
Spatts SebenssSaliam eurtrte 5errn y. %.
6pap, Dpdmater No. ia Olapil0H Str., pen etnem
setaprlttsn @ei6pIr, naGbem er leuS Wtpuaw TN
Srpappap Sppitdl mar uIte bort ais ~unbeilbar sytlarI
purpe.
Spatt's 2ebens-SalIam bsilts Ssrru 5aepb Wstp,
StRee No. 242 Sresnptb Str, rpn eiuem i~erefulelen
GeI1wlre, pobet bic BaulntB l6pn bio auf ben Rnpnen
s~eprun8en mar. 5err d. bat wabrenp Is Sabren aad
s~eibspsaer 9eiIuna tsine NtebsrpOluas Der Rraaisstt
erfaRren.
$patt's :.3ebens.B aliam eurirts 5srrn Giuiam
SprtneeT, gf0. to6 Sr0Dnle Str, rpuftaubts ppn sat.
junrstsm Hbsumattsmus 10 ernflt&sr Art, 6as bsrlrlps
ben Self ees Eranten i&0u psrpirrt bate. Der 0e.
naante iSnnts ntbt telne 2anb sum 8ppfe srtebea xnb
mar tpdtrenD erstsr gtOnats ans Sstt %sstsHsit.
bet 4~pStbstsrn i'm IaGsmetusn. sa 81 per 5laf9s. Sr8s
5lat1en 80. 49,
9patt's bsrhbmts 9etlmttteI ftab. "a.
Spatt's aufetlbarer 2ebtnS- Sal(am Az 81. 90: '~~
$patt's IA b., spppsli ia.tsr 9ebens. gSliam, ,u
s1.25. Spatts Yulmonte Saliam. pber Der Sdwrap.
ia6tissn orsuub, su St.00. Spatt'S emit yint.
usnt, %anfsblbar fur seiesa unp e&msrjsn iebsr art,
8pgfmeb, SnRusnia, @atarrb, gu IS Gts.
2Denn ebt8e &rtttelni3t in eurer Apotbets pber an tu.
rem plase tu BADEN ltnb, - penes man l& btrett aHpas
Central Dsps!; 2aS Ssansar,. Y; :.
Dusenb. 13m2O,an
, 1876-12-16

S5 bis 500 per Sag sm @anie
9ebinsunsen frei. Nbreiie:
'S31m3l .. Stinipn II. Gp.y 9ortlanb. We.
, 1876-12-16

6 f&S q fir Naenten II unieren 3epn ueuen
eR " g%tooelties, 9eraoe in ben Martt
gehra6t. .Nfan brau6t lie in iebem 6auie. Multer
uto Girculare ftei per poit periauot..
49B2Iap. y. .. YNbtte u. Go. Neparf. g. 9
, 1876-12-16

(Sortiesung folst.)
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-10-07
That Off -Hoss.

The wag Of the Toledo Blade gets
of the following: "Now, that Off
hoss,' said the driver Of car No. 4 TO
us yesterday, as VIC were waiting at
the switch, chat of-hoss ain't much
for good looks or style, i'll fact he
isn't much pulitzer than n brush fence
struck by lightning, but he is just the
knowingest hos that was ever sbod al
around. Why, he knows more than
all tho loafcrs that bum around Perry
street; he's got better head on i'm
than half the people that travel on
this ere car. Fact. You can never
fool him on nothing I've tried q
hundred ways, and lie always turns
TINT wall-cyc Of his on to nc with
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-10-07
SATURDAY. MORNING, OCTOBER Y, 1876.

undertake your case with clear con
science whether / should be helping
the side Of justice and right in helping
you. | hnd concluded That I could
not do SO before had seen William
Acton, to know Jim by name. now
know him for Il man who nobly risk
cd his own lie to save the life Of my
child. For thai decd I will reward
him if can. have not, as yet, nc.
ccptcd one Of your private disclosures;
have gained from you nothing which
you could wish TO keep from the pub
lie. ] cannot take your ease, but
tell you frankly, that if you prose
cute ! will defend William Acton
did not mind Snrlilrt's wrath.
ic rarcd and sworc and stamped, and
then he went iland engaged two law
ycrs from Ilcrkimcr to take his case.
| called upon Acton, and told him /
would defend him if he would accept
my services, rs | had accepted his
He took my hand and thanked me.
have made 4 great many pleas in
my life, hut think never made Il
better one than made to that Jury on
that occasion. They were out not
over five minutes by thtir verdict
William Acton was the lawful posses
sor OF the estate his father had left.
From that day | never hcsitatcd to
refuse Il ease TO which | could not
give my heart. Such Il stand on the
part OF ! lawyer bee omcs known, and
the public feels it; and what the pub
lie feels jurics are sure to feel.
Concerning William Acton, l will
only add that he became my bosom
friend. lie always felt that lie owed
his title 10 his valuable property 10
me; ard l knew that SO him was in
d, 'dc,r Gor the home that was mine for
thirty years. he was very delicate
in the gilt Of that piece OF property.
He decided it to my wife. Tile hus-
band of my Oldest daughter is his old
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-10-07
A Model Child.

The baby who wasn't at the Union
fair was at the postotiicc in his little
buggy. lie was II baby with snag
teeth, yellow hair, wl.ite eyes, and an
ugly kick to his heels, A boot black
pinchcd his foot and the baby kicked
right and left and made the cover fly.
"Hc wasn't at the fair, was hep"
inquired orc Of the boys rs the moth
cr came out.
81 guess lie wasn't-not much" she
answered; "he WAS home minding his
business"
"Thcn he didn't get golden
caglc?"
"Hc didn't get nothing !" she snap
ped. 81 didn'tput my flesh and blood
on exhibition for golden eagles"
"!'ut he'd taken the premium if
you'd had him there persisted the
boy.
Hes just us good rs lie is hand
somc," she replied, as she tucked his
clothes down. I've been told ever
and over again that he is the hand
soonest baby in Detroit
"Wonld you sell him ?" seriously
inquired the boy.
"Scll him: Why, what would Vol,
do with Il bnby?"
"Pd paint his nose, dye his hair,
white out some good teeth for him,
trim his ears and then sell him for
tobacco signs" said the boy.
This is Why a woman was seen yes.
tcrday chasing II boy around the post
Office square, always just near enough
to get a kick, but always All instant
too late to hit the spot
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-10-07
NOTICE.

The fast trotting thorough h-bredstallion
NAM BIINO TRUSTI:E T.
will stand for the Fall season nj my stables.
PEDIGREE.
Nh M"l NO TRUSTEE, by Mnmbrino
Medley, he D,, Old Alnnbrino Chief; Mann
i!'"% 4 mo- Ns!sys 55 Afs 1y3e"eg Msd!ey.
third dam by T3us,ee; fourth dam by
Spectator.
Mambrno Trustees first dam Jenny
Dtnncy, by Ioluolm; first dam by Lady
Wooliord, b. Sir William Woodford; he by
Wuo'lfor.l; first dam by Bertrand
Mambrino Trustee was bred by George
W. Ogden. wrights Station, Kentucky
Central Rail Road, Bourbon County,
kentucky. lie is five years DID, and has
not had much handling but what had show
c,l splendid action. He trottcd on the
Columbia track last fall ut the rate Of 2:45.
TIIAD. &. ANDREWS
Orangrburg Livery and sale stables.
T. 5. Beard for i few mares can be had at
my stables
aug 10 If
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-10-07
NU MBER 81

such a funny look, as if to say:
"Why, you salivatcd grccnhorn, r
knowed all about that ere trick aforo
you were born" Imust just tell you
one thing to prove his smartness. The
other day nice looking young man
in every respect, except that he part
cd his hair i'll the middle, got OH the
car, and stepped up to the box .aad
pail his fare all rcglcr, and 1 hit the
ho*ses to go ahead. But the off one
SETS right back in the britchin', and
wouldn't move peg. l knowed in
minnit That somethin' was wrong
somewhere, and lookin' round, 1 saw
that the chap had put lead nickel
in The box. laid down the line,
and kicked him off II the car, and then
the hosscs went ahead as lively rs
crickets. But the of one wouldn't
dcmcan himself haulin' man who
would blk his fare. No, sir"
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-10-07

a few days ago stranger at ono
Of our hotels asked for napkin st
dinner The landlord refused to give
him one.
But" said the guest, "tl,ot man at
the other liable has one"
THAT man is a regular boarder.
and has Just got back from the Cen
tcnnial, and have to pander to him
for day or so, but it won't be long
before lie will be wiping his mouth on
the table cloth and cleaning his nails
with the fork, like the rest of the
gentlemen.
No, stranger, we don't allow any
style here rs n regular thing, but We
cant help ourselves sometimes"
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-10-07
The Right Bower.
1t wrs Judge Lurlington's own cx

t-tt ,-s. ,l.ttIt
# WIS .Tudcc T,url;noton,s own ~
preston
Half n dozen LAWYERS fresh ,fr,,n
their studies and inst admitted r. tha
bar, were listening to his advice The
old iurist Ind bottle of vine at his
elbow, and vas in n communicative
mood.
"Younr mon" he snid "whatcycr
may lie your strait, never take case
before jury or before any court, un.
less you have your right bower for II
lead 2"
If the reader surmiscs from this
that The old Judge was fond Of euchrc
he will not have surmiscd an,iss.
The young mrn looked at him in
quiringly.
81 mcan;" lie added, chat YOU
shall never advocate cause into the
work OF which you cannot ell ter with
Il clear conscience. You shall never
accept client whose cause you do
not believe to bcjust"
"Can that rule always be al dlcrcd
TOP asked one Of the listeners.
at can answered burlington, en-
phatically. 1T is a lawyers firm.
rock Of foundation, and the only sure
point Of departure to the respect and
confidence Of his fellows"
"Ilavc YOU always followed that
rule Judge %
81 was never tempted from it but
once he replied; will tell you the
story ifyou would like to hear it"
OF course they would like to, and
having laid aside his pipe the old
man bcsu17:
One day | was waited upon I}v a
man who gave his name as l.cban
Snrlur,. He was Of middle age, we'll
dressed and at first sight appeared to
be gentleman; bnt the illusion was
dispellcd when approaching busip e:s
He vas hard anu uin;fae'i;nss', atllitl nItli-5
rally Il william. Success in spccu la
ton had saved him from becoming il
thief or hishw lyman. | heard Of
him as a heavy dealer in the UP river
lands. lie asked nc if was willing
to undertake Il Job which would call
me to Shireton. | told him was
open to anything legitimate that
would pay.
"Mr. ] urlington," said he. tapping
me with coarse familiarity upon the
arm, ! want to secure your scrvl ccs
you must not be engaged on The other
SIDE.
! told him II ne would explain to
me the case might be better able
to give him an answer. lie bit nh
enormous tmd OF tobacco from a
black p'ng' ana having got II INTO
sii"pe pct"ee'' MS J't"s ''c "c'' on
win ms story.
nc case was one o' clec.''ch'' Ah
e'oer,s num- '''i'e' mp Act""
ND l,'.' o'c''' 'c'S',s s"'''''e es'''e'
"' /" 80 IT. '''' ~ ~ N
y '''' - ,,., " -,
- ~. !, -
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-10-07
Encourage Home People
-ea.s sti, y i AND
HOME ENTERPRISE!
vaGeo. S. Hacker,
CHARLESTON, S. G.
i;T ar'i
ALL WORK GUARANTEED.
q IN IflIl
|||IEE NijESglll.AEAEEk|
=sszsss.szss5ls: szs.zzs5s:sss.:!Ess
ALL WORK GUARANTEED.

The only Door, Sash and Blind Fact DRY
owned and managed bya ,Crrolinian in the
City. 8 $5fSs
Always OH hand i large Stock Of Doors,
Sash, Blinds, Moulding, Bracket, Scroll
and Turned Work Of every descriptions
Glass, White Leads, and Builders Hard
ware. Dress Lumber and Flooring deliver
ned in any portion OF this State.
So Gm.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1876-10-12


This morning gentleman entered
shop on Fifth street, and asked the
| Clerk
"What is the price of knit under
shirts with breast bockets"" He
added:
II travel good deal and cary large
amounts Of money, and I think the
idea of pockets an excellent one, and
am surprised that some one had not
thought of it before"
Really, sir" replied the clerk, ~
think myself it would be good plan,
but am sorry to say that we have
any made"
you did not:" said the customer.
well, that's singular. They are
exhibited in your own window, aud
caught my eye as was passing"
"lou must be Mistaken" said the
clerk. ~ know every article i'm the
store"
But am not persisted the gem
tleman. "Step around and see for
yourself"
The wondering shop-keeper did a.
requested. He stepped briskly to the
front Of the window, looked in, then
looked at the gentleman, then coughed
and acted rs though he had sudden
pain in the stomach, then rammed Il
handkerchief in his mouth, and step
ped back behind the counter.
"Well," exclaimed the customer tri-
umphantly, "ain't they there"
"Ye-yes," said the clerk, appearing
as though he had tishhone In his
throat, "they are there, sure enough.
But, sir, those undershirts are not for
men, and those pockets are"-and at
this point he dived under the counter
and disappeared, while a young lady
clerk standing near smothered a con-
vulsive giggle in cambric handker-
chief, and started off with a very red
face on important business to the rear
part of the store.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1876-10-12
COuIIn't Behave Herself.

a Saratoga correspondent overheard
two young ladies talking, and this is
what they said:
"Nell, I'm going home tomorrow. ;"
Going home tomorrow. What for
pray"?"
because | can't behave myself"
well out with it, Jennie. What
have you been doing?"
Lots of things"
"Wcll, give us the first
''Iou know Frank Kennedy, Nello"
That soft, simpering fellow, that
always tells you how charming you
looi:"
Exactly. This morning ] saw him
coming, and made up my mind to
take him down."
well, what them" .....
~ put my diamond brooch in a
chair, pin upwards, and asked him to
sit down.
"Hc sat down Of course, and what
them
"Hc jumped up and yelled, oh
my
"'What's the trouble?' asked.
Nothing in particular, only
thought of my engagement at this
very moment; you must excuse me. ,
And off he went, and would you
believe it Nell, the brooch was stick
ing to him."
THAT was awful, Jennie,' and the
two girls giggled together for five
minutes. Nell broke the spell by de-
manding, "What next"
"Iou see, | was talking to that
young sprig of clergyman, Rev. Tom
Parsons. We had nearly talked each
other to death, when as luck would
have it, he made some remark about
mosquitoes. | was on my native
heath at once, and l began telling my
experience at Rockaway. Did they
bite very hard?' inquired the Rev.
Thomas. i wish, Mr.. Parsons said
l., you could see my legs and judge
for YOURSELF"
That Was a horrid speech, Jennie.
How could you say such a thing?"
"Why Nell, it popped out before
knew it," ....r .ss
"What did he say:"
"He blushed clean to his eyes and
run away .sr s- z.....s--,. a..
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1876-10-12

4 #A4@ $*&A
He hath daily beauty In his Iife.-I
Shakespeare. .
Vast and deep the mountain shad-
ows grew.--Rogers. se
Allured to brighter worlds, and led
the way y.-Goldsmith.
The doing Of an evil to avoid an evil
cannot be gcod.-cpleri.lge
The lives Of the best of us are spent
i'm choosing between evils.--Jennings.
To overcome an evil with good il
good, to resist an evil by evil il evil
Mohammed.
The dread of evil Is a much more
forcible principle i'm human actions
than the prospect of good. Locke.
Ny advice is to consult the lives Of
other men, as we would a looking
glass, and from thence fetch examples
for our own nitation.-Terance.
Examples of vicious courses prac-
ticed in domestic circle corrupt more
readily and more deeply when We be-
hold them in persons in authority
Juvenal.
There are bad examples which are
worse than crimes and more States
have perished from the violation of
morality than from the violation OF
law -Moptesuuieu
What we truly and earnestly aspire
To be, that in some measure we are.
The mere aspiration, by changing the
frame of the mind, for the moment
realizes itself-Mrs. Jameson.
As there is much beast and some
devil in man, so there is some angel
and some God i'm him. The beast and
the devil may be conquered, but In this
life never destroyed. -Coleridge.
Never let a man imagine that he can
pursue good end by evil means with
out SHINING against his own soul.
Any other issue may be doubtful the
effect on himself is certain.
Eternity Is the divine treasure house,
and hope Is the window, by means Of
which mortals are permitted to see, as
through glass, darkly, the things
which God is preparing. g.--Mountford.
rlutarch has written an essay on
the benefits which a man may receive
from his enemies; and, among the
good fruits of enmity mentions this i'm
particular, that by the reproaches
which it casts upon us, we see the
worst side of ourselves. es.-Addson.
OF all vices, take heed of drunken
ness other vices are but fruits of dis
ordered affections this disorders, nay,
banishcs reason; other vices but inn
pair the soul--this demolishes her two
chief faculties the understanding and
the will other vices make their own
way--this makes way for all vices.
He that is a drunkard is qualified for
all vice. -Quarlcs.
What profusion is there in His
work! When trees blossom there is
not a single breastpin, but bosom
full of gems, and Of leaves they have
suits they can throw them away to the
winds all summer long. What un-
numbered cathedrals hath He reared
in the forest shades, vast and grand,
full of curious carvings, and haunted
evermore by tremulous music, and in
the heaven above, how do stars seem
to have flown out of his hand faster
than sparks out of mighty forge!-
Beecher
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1876-10-12
SCANDAL.

ARTHUR LOCKER, IN BELGRAviA.
When cannibal savages after fight
Make a feast OF the bodies of those the,
have beaten,
The grisly repast yields kecner delight
From the knowledge that every unfortun at,
whit
Would have deemed it the deepest dis
grace to be eaten.
Though the custom Is fast dying out In Fiji
As the influence OF Western example in
crease,
In civilized countries you often may see
A circle of friends, Ia the highest of glec,
All bnsily picking some neishbor to pieces.
And the best of it is that the neighbor is not
As In islands barbaric, person deceased
His flesh has been baked in no cauldron or
pot;
They don't even trouble to serve them up
hot;
For the victim still lives in the midst OF
the feast.
Some goodnatured friend, p'r'aps, may
make him aware,
Or the nature Of these hungry monsters
employment;
And, though in reply he may stoutly declare
That such vivisection won't hurt him hair,
Yet he writhes at the thought Of their
fiendish enjoyment
Still one comfort remains. In the isles of
Fiji
No possible vengeance remains for the
victim.
He is cooked and defunct. But in Europe
he's free
To seek satisfaction: and sometimes we see
That he wounds in exchange for the
wounds which have pricked him.
Then beware, Mr.. Smith; beware, lovely
Miss Brown;
Young Jones, whisper nothin. that isn't
quite true;
BE little more careful of others renown,
For Thompson in yonderrecess has sat down
With Miss Green, and 10 quietly cutting
up you.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1876-10-12

Speaking of bathing" said Mrs.
Partington, ''some can bathe with
perfect impurity in water as cold as
Greenland's icy mountains and
India's coral strands, but, for my
part, l prefer to have the water y
little torpid.s
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1876-10-12

Elderly Agriculturalist, to season
ticket holder on the train, "you don't
have no ticket" Ticket holder: aNo
travel OH my good looks" Agri-
culturalist, after looking him over,
"Then probably you amt going very
far" General smile.