The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-06-29
WHOLE NO. 1915.
Miscellaneous

Advice TO fishmonrers In warm wealth.
cr-"Deal gently with the herring
The favorite flower for wedding bon.
nets-Marrygold.-lNew New York CONNER.
cial Advertiser.
Hoee was a good writer; but he can't
be considered aside Of Bacon. II New
York Commercial Advertiser.
Sarcastic -Youngswell should
like 10 have my moustacho dyed Po-
lite barber; Certainly. Did you bring
il with your
A shirt dealer advcrtites a bosom war.
ranted 70 wear longer than tho shirt.
But who wants a bosom longer than hts
shirt -lNorristovn Herald.
In = French translation Of Shakespeare.
the passage. "Frailty. thy name l. wo-
man" il translated. "Mademoiacllo
Frailty i the name Of the lady"
Woman has many advantages over
man one Of them l. that his will has no
operation till he l. dead. whereas hers
generally takes effect in her lifct
The exhibition is closed on Sundays on
people hang around the fences al DAY on
secular grounds [-Dciroit Free Press
On learning the plumber Of revolutions
Of the great Corlisa engine per minute.
Dom Pedro said THAT beats our south
American Republics Free
Press.
The woman's Journal asks. How shall
We utilize the superaoua woman q 10
seems a. II she might be UtahliEed BY
forwarding her 70 Salt Lake City Nor.
Wieh Bulletin.
''Py Schiminy. how dot poy studies do
languages j. what delighted elderly
German said when his four.ycar-oid son
called him = bleareycd son of a saw.
horse Il Boston Globe.
A Lancaster hen has won notoriety b.
laying an egg which closely resembles .
pear in its shape Bot this j. not a. rc.
markable a. ~ the fowl hNd laid pear
closely resembling an cFs in its shape
Harvey discovered the circulation Of
the blood before he was thirty four Net
some editors get 10 be over a hundred
before they can discover tho exact circu.
lation Of their own newspapers
The abdication of the Sultan gave
three thousand American newspapers an
opportunity 10 remark that the sultan
Abdul AEiH l. the sultan Abdul AZ was
And yet some persons declare that Amer.
iean humor i dying
Mamma asked preeocious younF.tsr
at the tea-tablo the other evening. after
"a al
doughnuts. Mamma. do you think !
could stand another of those fried holes.
She thought he could.
Mr. singleman. Of Grcenvillc. y. j..
forced a quid Of tobacco into his wife's
mouth tho other day aud kept 4 there
until she became sick Now his wife
wishes she had remained a single woman
instead Of becoming q Singleman II Nor
ristown Herald
A daughter Of Erin The new cook.
on receiving short nsticc 10 leave. with
hint that -se has given a false oharac.
ter An is Il me false character ye.re
aither casting in mo teeth A 10 Ia BE-
bringing me thrue character wid me. 20
lose Il IN your dirty service.
Dr. Mary walker thinks the scheme Of
making gcntlemen's trousers 90 volumin.
Gus In the neither limbs this year ia 10
force her into abandoning them bat sho
says she intends 20 hang on % them a.
long a. she don't have 20 clip en- over
her head Il Norristown Herald
10 is well-authenticatcd fact that
clean cuffs have an unaccountahls ten.
dency 20 secrete themselves somewhere
in the immediate vicinity % the elbows.
while dirty ones exhibit a williul aud ex.
asperating determination 10 remain Oh.
trusively in tho vicinity Of the knueklss
Il Boston Globe.
The chief result OF having the street
lamps lighted these summer evenings 10
that most OF our younR men who hanE
over other peoples front gates nights are
getting erosseyed. a. they are obliged %
keep one eye on the light 10 zee who
passes. and attend 10 business With the
other Norwich Bulletin.
A book on the Age of EliEabath." i
announced b. . New York house ElFa-
bsth isn't the only woman about whose
age there has been much discussion but
We believe she Is the only one whose age
there has been much discussion. bat ws
believe she l. the only one whose age has
been considered a matter % such impor.
tanco a. 60 warrant the Publication of
book about it, Turner Falls Reporter.
Miss Joak. Of New York. recently
eIoped with q young man. Her cuFagsd
father says II ho can lay bis hands on that
young man be viii teach him 20 take e
Joak, Ex. II her paternal parsnt lol.
lowed the profession Of a Newspaper par.
agraphist be would soon become acrua-
toned 70 have his best Joaks stolen
Norristown Herald
That Norwich man who courtei his
wife ffty Years before he married her was
q prudent fellow Fity years takes the
strength out of most any arm. aud makes
IL inconvcnicnf for a woman 10 get down
on her knees 10 urge the head % the
house 10 come out from under the bed
aud talk tho matter over Il Bridgeport
Standard
10 seems that baseball i an old fis.
brew game. a. solomon refers 10 tho
pitcher being broken ia the fountain
The fact - its being broken shows that
the old Jewish players are much lik"
those Of the present day. though u j.
difficult 10 understand what be was doing
at tho fountain. unless all the laFrrhirr
shops were shut up Fl Norwich Bulletin.
A party Of picturesque looking rypsies
are telling fortunes for the people of
Cedar Rapids aud the chickens Of Cedar
Rapids. grown tired Of being continually
compared 10 curses. have reformed and
no longer come home 90 roost. though
the curses Of their former owners arc
heard lingering around the vacant roosts
a. often a. the poultry keeper opens the
door and looks in Burlington Hawk.
eye.
Two years ago sam. Cary and Vance
went over this District promising the
people more money. and q revival Of
trade. Il they would elect Democratic