The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1876-06-17
PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH.
shtualetown. JnnnaI

der wennlcher narrish Is ? Ich will
net sawya dos olley lett ous am kup
sin dos Sc ins nOrra house mssa, aver
ieh du contenda dos an yader monp
.dar at all an kup uf sich hut is aw a
wennich narrish uf ca subject odder All
.onnera. For instance ich vase amer do
In shteddle dar dad nix du dos in de
wiss I'm shwemm un NIGEL dom rum
shpooka un proweera for shnappers
fonya wan ar yusht sellerweg 81 living
maucha kent. Seller is narrish fun
weaya shnapers. Un dar Jow Rundohr
hut an shimmel daI a mile trotta konn
in about dTi minuta, un dar Jow Is
tsusawya entirely narrish ivVer dan
shimmel. Do fergopya hob ich amohl
.dar Jow awgatruffa druvva i'm Dan
Huiderkoper's shtore un ich hob en- ga.
froked eb Sc all gasund sin darhame,
IN 81 ondwart ware dos ar am shippel
oily dog tsaer quart hawer feedert. Do
no hob ich en- gafroked eb ar ins shted-
die rel gnlufIa is I'm 81 onGwart war dos
ar kumma is i'm buggy NIT EN- shimmel
so welt dos bis on de brick un don no
hut ar dsr shimmel of dar 0nner side
awgabunna so dos ar ken toll batznhla
hut mssa, for ar is dOnno ivver de
brick gaihffa tsu foos. Do no hob ich
en- gafroked eb ar feel tsu du het ollie.
we'll, un 81 answer war dos wann er
dar shimmel noch fier wocha traina dat
don wet ar goot darfor 81 dos ar mile
gay kon in 2.45. Un do maughsht tsu
am Jow sawya wass du wit un sci ont
wart is eva shimmel un nix shpnsht.
Dawrum consider ich eahn narrish dar
subject fun shimmel gnul. Oar Jonny
Grumfooas is narrlsh ivver 81 fraw. Ar
gawbt Sc ia shenneT un besser IN
shmarter un gasunder un shlicker dos
ennicher onnery fraw i'm shteddel doh,
un aver tsu proofa dos dar Jonny mar.
ish is uf seller subject darf ich yusht
meDtiona dos selly very same fraw nix
nah un nix wennicher is dos an long
behniche, shor-naw w-siche, roat.kepich,
dummey, ungalarnty, dop-feesiche pn
summer. feckich concern is weesht ga
nunk an otter gaul shy tsu maucha, ,ab-
bordich wan Sc in dar shtrpse appeared
nit earam bummerawlsh grossa bus
sle-buxle-zrixaGxle uf earam hinner
dahl fun ehram excessiffer corporation.
Aver dar Jonpy glawbt warklich Sc is
shea un aw ganehm, un wan Sc OILS an
walk memma, so we Sundogs In de
karrich donno is my Jonny OILS aboEt
dar shtulshta moan dos tsu seana Is.
Uf corse, ar is parrish we Onner leii
aw wo mer ar less ferrckt sin in pyyers
shtuck-uf earam garrets, du waasht.
Dar Nose Biffelmiller is aw narrish, VI
dar very subject fun my tswea letshaa
brief-dar yery'sphject fun commissic Il
bisness, un shtore bisness, un sell is es
reason warrum ich nix ma dar fun
shreib, wsil daT subiect-,dar weag WE
icE an hand! e-feel tsu def is for Minis
de net abordich shtorrick sin. Dal
M9ss hut my shticker galaser, un ar is
rum galuffa we an onnera norr aw, uu
nut de lett OILS es shtckley for galasel
for tsu proofa dos ich selver, even ich
net beim sounda fershtond ware wei
ich un de Nelly in de shtore bisness Ga
woller, un so narrish tsusy un des olle'
tsu shriva for in dy rousch bully, gooty
tseituDg tsu drucka un dar Nose NAMED
dos dar sound i'm tsucker. .un de bobear
ma sola uf snu un shtiff1e warra ni1
wart. De Nelly hut gamahnd as ware
shawd dos so an NOM aw nocn sci fer
shtond ferleera muss uf so an subiec
I'm war is shuld draw. Ell nemond suns
dos de karls we i'm lond rum travellt
for de lett ollerlei dumma sauch wei
mauch. Ieh sOg, ennicher mon dor s,
doctrine bahawpt dos de sh tor kari
ned OILS amoh wosser in dar tsucke
shitter for shwarer tsu weaya, 80 lei
de yusht nora Gus so karls maucha w
dar Nose, de set mer nj mitnonne
reshta un se selwer ins nora hous du
aver de saucha sin ever we Sc sin, 70
for we gasawt es is nemond in dar gOn
ga welt dor net wennich ebbas fun
norr is uf ga weag odder dar onner, u
geil, uf bisness, pf shnappers, uf lorn
Ing, ut weibsleit up uf ollerlia onner
subjects. De Nelly hut mer aver a,
amohl an jawbreaker gevva, for Sc hu
mich gafroked wann es wore is dos oil
lett ma odder wennicheT parrish sin, s
pfgawissy subjects, IF wass for 40 sui
iect dos ich selyer Gus am kup bip. Sci
ly froke hut my mind ware all right u
perfectly gabaIenced, aver sell hat m
doctrine eva doch completely um ga
shmissa, un daYrum hob ich gasaY
dos according tsu myner eageny doct
inc bin ich selwer wennich narrish l
dar subject fun Pennsylvania deitsh