The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1876-07-01
SeWaIAEFER & CO.,
n tel and DINING RUG.. -

ciple of Coke in Charleston, S. c., w
~ '' brudder' to explain the Latin tel an
-'to and" de jure, - replied, '' Dey mean
must prove de facts of de case to de sat
Tpof de jury"
never was game of baseball where
Ilg club were unable to explain how ex-
some unexpected and unpreventable ac-
they must have won the game
listened for a moment to his explanation of
&c ball was thrown to second base, and then
red, with glow of indignation on her
eountenance, - But it's so mean of them
(, steal a base. Why don't the Emperor
sml''
5ifieult for -uan who has spent most of
morning inI securing the whitewash off
coat, because his wife neglected to take
it during the past four or FIVE days of
cleaning, to 90 into church wearing a
al expression of ChIistiar hope and resig-
upon his countenanee.
emen's pantaIoons are made SO wide this
hat q man, when he is aroused by an alarm
at midnight, is liable, in his haste and
k, to get both limbs in one leg, and run
way TO the fire before he discovers that
Esers are only half occupied.-[ Norris
erald
-iterate preacher in Illinois improves upon
iInary versions of the Holy Scriptures by
iizing from the text: " First cast out the
hat is ID yer own eye, and then you'll
how to cast out the oats that is in his -
robably rendered the command more effec-
the agricultural districts
Ihn, said Mrs. Henry, as he sneaked in an
!ter supper, '' You We been to ball match.
T here's no use of your prevaricating; you We
p n ball match. If you wish to deceive
in, you better take a cushion, so that [
see where you've been sitting on dirty
And John, after examination, eo,..~-do-
at she had made '---->, 4i''' I'Ho'nndt'
ED UF.-A man about two-thirds drunk.
) back covered with mud, stopped police
the street and asked to be locked up.
Won are able to w2lk home, aren't you?''
he oficAr '' Yes, L could get home all
mt I dorl waoi to, and you wouldn't if
A INV wife Take me down, ole feIIer,
sbe comes Inquiring round just say I've
T'ledoon 'pOrtant business"
\ on nigh life below stairs: Master (snif-
There's a most extraordinary smell,
1--WE noticed it several--'' Hall Porter
on't wondsr at it, sir, I've spoke about IL
S4AY gOu see, IS Ugh I!
which he 'as fit up horatory in the |
nd burns hlhcense. We could stand that. |
cook is the Low Church persuasion
burns brown paper to hobviate the him
It's perfectly lawful on Saints DAYS. |
iSY WAY or BEING WITTY-Oriental ira
ay that a Chinese gentleman thinks il
his dignity to manufacture his own |
ms He appreciates wit, and is fond of |
he would as soon grow his own tea as
5 own jokes. When he goes into society /
IS in his pocket package of prepared
IS and repartees, which he has purchased
nearest jOke-shop. When conversation
d he pereeives an opportunity for saying
lg brilliant, he draws humorous remark
top of his package, and gravely hands
ueIghbor. The latter as graveiy reads
Getting from his bundle of repartees
which is appropriate. returns it with
the original joker. The two then
smile in 4 courteous and demonstratiye
resume their conversation, feeling that
acquitted themselves with conspicuous