The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-10-05

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president ol The coartmartial: Prisoner,
500 haye heard the prosecution for
Iltiiua drunkenness; what have you
T. say i, your deieneey Nothing,
pIe4sc your honor, bat habitual thirst !
IAN Old colored preacher was lee.
turing a youth Of his fold about the
slu u dancing. when the latter protest.
"a that the Billie plainly said. there is
q time 20 Jauce. Yes, dar am time
e. dance, said the dark divine. and its
when q boy gits a whippin' for gwine
g a ball.
a lady. 10 describing to an irrev
ercnt boy an occurrence IN which his
father figured, closed by remarking
/ am sorry to say that the thing ended
by your father losing his temper. Did
father lose bis temper? exclaimed the
young scap,grace; then ] hope he'll
never find it again, for it was the worst
temper ever heard Of
4 visitor at the Exposition, dining
at a French restaurant, meekly intimat-
cd when lis bill was presented that bis
boiled egg contained chicken. The
polite waiter said that he would have
tie bilI corrected. and soon returned
witA new bill, upon which the
charge OF 80 cents for eggs had given
place TO an item OF 60 cents for chick.
en.
Two persons were once disputiog
NO loudly On the subject of religion that
they awoke big dog which bad been
sleeping ON the hearth before them.
aud he forthwith baked most furiously.
An old divine present, who had been
quietly slipping his tea while the dis
palants were talking, gave the dog
kick, and exclaimed Hold your
tongue, you silly brute You know
no more about it than they do.
A lady examining the handsome
display Of gloves and hosiery at the
f,ir the other day. wisely remarked, as
hr eyes rested upon pair Of ten but.
ton kids Yes, they are very hand
ne, but one doesn't want TO wear
them unless she has handsome arm
Aud likewise those. significantly added
her companion, as she pointed to
pair o. handsomely embroidered stock
we ask pardon. did some one say
Ob
"A man Killed another man dog
The son Of the man whose dog was
killed. ihereiurr. proceeded 10 whip
the MAJ who He'd the dog Of the man
he eas the son ot. he man vito was
the on Of the man whose dog was
killed was arrested by the man who
was assaulted by the son If the man
whose hog the man assaulted and
killed
he tccuperatiye forces Of child.
hood are at im,s extraordinary. Tn
los Vho left school sick at 10 O'Clock IN
thc morning will go to the circus at
two .. IN the same day, fall Off seat
s'xicea or eighteen feet high, aud never
bart himself more than to miss four or
Eve seconds Of the performance.
iummy Is fond o. sugar, ard ask.
t mother for some to eat with bis
strawberries. She refuses. He ap.
pears resigned. bat adds gravely; You
kn9w mamma, what happened round
the corner! There was little boy,
agj IL mother would not give him any
sugar 10 bis strawberries. and
Ana Aud the next day be fell into