The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1876-11-17
WHAT THE WITS SAY.

Liberty without an overcoat is not true
happiness. Rock. Democrat. Il.
The weather is kind Of wearing off the
green.- Washington Nation.
Alexander Fl. Stevens is going to print
one of his paragraphs in book form.-K T.
Graphic. g.s.- ss..
They buried Mr. Lick without waiting to
see if it was his ultimate decision. Dan
bury Nesos. 50 a.Eoss.E es ~ ag .sf@ q
Budd Doble's trottidg adimal, "Godes-
bith Maid," win winter i'd California. "
Norristowss Herald @Fai ss@d I'D u ga
Prof. Huxley made $4,000 lecturing in
New York before the people knew what he
was talking about.-N. o. Republican. p
The mince pie season having begun a
down town firm has ordered ten barrels OF
old asphalt pavement.-N 7. Herald.
We have the best eating houses in the
world. You can go into anyone of them
and call for anything you VANITY o.
RepubttcGn. - I'D, y...si siszrE L. .-e =eE
It was little three-year-old who remark
ed that she didn'tlwant to kiss her papa
because he had fringe on his mouth
Boston Globe. 'g3J ~ c"
A phrenologist says the principal bump
on George Washington's head is adhesive
ness. He alludes to Georges .head on a
postage stamp. Norristoson Herald.
| "No girl gets along well without a
MOTHER says a moral exchange. It is
certainly impossible for her to get a start
in the world without one.-CSn. Times.
They've just got rid of another President
in San Domingo. It's hard to find an Ex-
ecutiye there who will run much longer than
an eight-day clock -Brooklym argus.
A new novel in the press of Harper
s. Bros. is called "Etruscan Bologna We
never before sausage a title for a novel.
The book should be dog-cheap.-Norris-
toaon Herald. ldi 4 nib ,-. a. ~ .,tz
Mary Livermore says that she turned her
face TO the wall and wept, when she discov-
cred that she was a woman. It was good
idea, although a wall-eyed woman is not
particularly desirable. le.-Dan6ury .Nesos.
Chicago sells So, ,o0O,O worth of jewel
ry, and San Francisco gets away with $40,
100000 worth Of drinks, of all grades,
every year. The aggregate annual sale Of
testaments and hymn-books in the two cit
les reaches S175. 37.-Hawkeye.
By this time every loving wife in the
land is looking around after a Christmas
present for her husband with the under
standing that the merchant is to send his
bill down to the store after the holidays
Fulton Times.
Important correction in the Elizabeth
town (Ky.) Nesos.: "The young lady who
proposed to ride bareback around the am
pitheatre at the Glasgow Fair for new
bonnet assures us that she meant that the
horse should be bareback and not herself.
A very precise person, remarking upon
Shakespeare line: -4@
"The good men do is oft inferred with their bones,
carefully observes that this interment car
generally take place without crowding the
bones.-BrookIyn Argus.
The word usufruct," which Tilden
used, is defined as "the right of using and
enjoying the profits Of a thing belonging
to another, without impairing the sub
stance" You can kiss pretty girls lip.
under that head, but don't bite them. -
Reynolds Herald. ia s' a eat aEs'
After reading Sitting BULBS modest ap
plication to the agency for more ammuni
tion, we can't but reflect what splendie
lightning rod agent or sewing machine can
vasser has been lost to America By the fail
ure to catch him when young, and thu
bring him up under the genial influences O
our modern civilization.-N. 2. CONNER
cial. s,,- .,..-e...t. e..a 81.