The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1876-03-17


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Iur OF LxrruRs-The BULLETIN will pub
IN hereafter the List of Letters in the Sun
~ edition.
The frt chiropodst in English history
william the Corn-curer.
The wife Of Don Carlos has returned to Pau
S-she same q the wives Of worthless husbands
usually do Worcester Press.
Mr.. Blackboard has been arrested in North
Carolina for not paying his debts. Why
dsa't his creditors take some chalk and draw
On him?
Grant complains that he can not see who ID
q the bottom Of all the official irregularities
among his sppointees. That is because he
does not shave.
Mn. Lalaprop says she knows who the Al
pine glacier is. He is foreigner, who car
ziss lump OF putty in his hand and pane
u glass under his arm.
The regular monthly meeting Of the Louisi-
INA Division, A. N. v, will be held on Satur.
day evening ct "a o'clock, at the Washington
ARTILLERY Annoy, No. 9 Perdido street.
Sister Harriet, Superior Of the Protestant
Episcopal Order Of All Saints in the United
States, died Sunday morning, after short
iIlneas. Sister Harriet was one of the first
10 snter the order on its organization in Eng
lind in 1856.
The President accepted Secretary Bel
knaps resignation with regret" but omit
ted 20 write him . "certiAcate Of character, :"
. he usually does upon the leave-taking Of .
Cabinet officer. Grant probably thinks he is
sazying quite - many security debts Of this
uost ~ one man ought to already.-&. Louis
Times.
"Mrs. Belknap," says the Brooklyn Argus,
"wears . No. s kid glove, but when she
nsFvously Sits her ily-white digits through
The strands Of mop, and remarks, with true
feminine emphasis, 'Oh, if that were only
Hester Clymer's woolr one Immediately re-
alixss how little the size of woman's hand
has to do with its capacity for war;"
Tho Duke of Abercorn, in a speech at the
annual banquet of the Lord Mayor Of Dublin,
said that tho condition and progress Of Ireland
during the past year, has been most encour-
aging. Crime had decreased and tranquility
prevailed, and all that was wanted was more
capital for the profitable employment Of
which the country affords boundless field.
He was sharp looking little man who had
c6asd to 60 on the bail bond Of prisoner.
he counal for the people was suspicious.
ana asked Him quite sternly: "Do under
stand You to swear that you are . property
holder in this county," "You do" he
sasvsred proudly. ~ own two lots in
bsEying.ground less'n . quarter Of mile
lsom here" G.
Tho recent virtuous demonstration of the
"Union League" in New York impels the
L0nchburg Ne,cs to say: g. The intolerable
nainnce' Of Radical rascality, complained Of
blythe Union League. was never acknowledged
- long a. the South was the sole sufferer,
and would mot be mentioned now if the
fhisvss had not been caught and kicked out
of respectable company"
The other day very seedy chap jumped
in1o the river foot Of Third street. but was
piled out IN three or four minutes, none the
worse for his bath. The crowd scattered, and
af1x few minutes, when he sat in the sun
drying his clothes, hickman asked: Don't
yoa wish you HADN'T" "This is no town.
fhis isn't" replied the vagrant. elevating his
mesa "rve jumped into the river at Toledo,
snd had more'n any men ok me to dfnk."
AxorHzs INTIMIDATION DoDoE-"Jack"
Evans was post-trader, "Jack" Evans testi-
Ned to Belknap's criminality, slack" Evans
paid for the privilege Of being post.trader,
but sJack" Evans had his lcsnse revoked by
President Grant Moral toe the instruction
Of post-traders-if you have paid for the
privilege, and know that there is fraud, keep
your mouth shut or you will have your
licenses revoked. "Lst no guilty man
escape" Selah!
"And have you no other sons ?" asked
curious lady Of bronzed old sea captain.
~ Oh, yes, madame; had one that lived in
The South Sea Islands for near dozen years"
50 Really! Was he bred there, and what was
his taste-the see or land 2" "No. madame,
he wasn't bread-he was meat; leastways the
nigRers ate him. and . for his taste, the chief
ia he tasted Of terbacker." The lady walked
% smother part Of the ship. and the captain
smiled and took fresh guild