The New York herald., 1876-03-22
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Massachusetts, favors Bristow.

MASSACHUSETTS laVors brlstOW
Two wild ravens killed English fox.
Primroses and volets being gathered In Surrey
and Kent
Imitation leaves Of the Virginia crceper
trimmings by English ladies at balls
The Rochester Democrat says:-'Kte flying accord.
ing TO the Graphite is the poetry Of play; but Sam
wilkeson knows better"
Statistics provo that the frail broken down Ameri-
can lives longer the average than her
round faced English sister.
The Cincinnati Enquirer says that the great public
need in Washington is OF statesmen who believe in
buckwheat cakes and molasses.
The State of Massachusetts, is In debt SIS 900 on
account OF the Hoosac tunnel, and adding this
debt 81, ,00O 900 year on the same account
Though Senator Anthony a downright Yankee,
his friends claim that he cannot jackknife
Does he pick his teeth with pair of scissors2
After play young Frenchman said to his friend.
II could play the lover better than that myself She
replied "Then why in heavens namc don't your
Mr. Aug. Grote snrmises that the White Mountain
butterfly was brought down from its original home in
the north by glnciers which advanced the Of
less than a mile in hundred years
Senator ingalls, believes that man originally went on
all fours He convinced of this fact one morning
when the atLer running down into his eyes and
he feeling around the floor for a towel
Mr. Darwin tells that the pricking OF the base of
the brain and giving hydrocyanic acid together with
strychninc, to ordinary pigeon brings on convul-
sve movements exactly like those OF a tumbler
The Chicago Tribune Is informed that we always give
credit for items taken from other journals We have
even been tempted TO borrow some good items with
credit from the C. r., but hated to reprint our old
jokes
On Sunday morning when n woman gets the blinds
nicely peaked and. with rowsy hair and paid calico
gown is looking at the street fashions 1t is mean for
wind to come along ard, slammng back the screen.
expose her
The other day, after Phil Sheridan rode up to the
door, leading buckng broucho with a SIDE e-saddle on
IT for little fun with the young one he was heard to
mutter, "why does that nurse always look at me as
were a - fools"
The Paterson IN. J.l Press which usually speaks de
liberately, says that while Senator Frelinghuyscnr
chances the Presidency not very seriously cal
cuatcd It is true that conkling will have the New
Jersey delegation.
Very great quantities OF English aud Australian
sovereigns imported into India, but no one ever
one in circulation They disappear instantly, be-
ing bought kept for boarding. either in conceament
or in ornaments for tho person.
The Key West Dispatch notes with CONSERVATION an
unusual abundance OF those annoying insects. the
chicgos, in the city. Northern people may not know
that this is not the species referred TO when say
There she goes. here she goes"
An effort is making in Charleston, S. c., 10 start
new daily paper. there being bat in that city Of
25, 900 inhabitants. The experiment would be hard
one, because the Ne,cs and Courier is OF the
brightest provincial journal in the country
From London Fun :-Anccnt Mariner ito his young
estl"weIi, II you likes the girl why don't you go and
tell her so, Emory. l mind the time-Id married your
motncr-ah, and done my six months for woppn' her
too-long afore was your ago bu. lor' there amt
no speret in youth nowadays"
Since tho unincation OF Germany the Archbishop Of
Munich has always hoistcd the yellow and white flag
with tho keys OF ST. Potter upon the towers on saints
days while upon political holidays the municipality
has displayed from the two towers the black red and
yellow far surmountcd by the imperial eagle
correspondent OF the Boston Clobe says that there
is an anti Bourbon democratic movement on foot In
Washington for the nomination either Of suprem,
Judge David Davis, Of Illinois, or or General WINFIELD
S Hancock for tho Presidency, with ex.Governo,
Gaston Of Massachusetts, second or the ticket Al
the present time General Hancock holds the frs p,ac.
the affections OF young democrats
Norrstown HerGfd "A lady at an entertainments
the other evening was provoked and annoyed bv
her Wow OF the stage and performers being obstruc,ed
by hat pcrchcd high the head OF the lady IN front
OF her that she didn't notice the man who sat imucd
atey Dehina her muttering audible imprccations be-
cause be eouln'I the top Of her own bonnet"
Dr. Tyndall now finds that air can be rendered opt
caly pure by merely leaving IL undisurbed three o.
four days IN close chamber All the floating matte,
subsidies and the confined will not transmit light
Solutions placed therein remain unaitcred though lett
Tor months, while similar solutions open 10 the ordi.
nary air swarm with bacteria twoDtyfOur hours or
two days