, 1876-04-22
WHY MIR. DUNNEIs CALLED,
An Interview with tho Colonel.
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An Interview. with tho Colonel.
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While Colonel X. tho editor Of 4 groot and
Influential, newspaper published IN certain
suburban village. was sitting IN his sanctum tho
other day vriling q leader Cd the sobjcct Of
"1he f'otGn Of Corruption a1t. Duuner, tho
booh-canvasuer, camo In The following con-
voruhton onsucd!
Duu1lor-"1 wisl, to-
Col.-"l don't want any,"
D.-"I say TINT desire TO-
Co1-"Makes no difference; dont want
D.-"To 500 you for tav moments .lono In
Cu.-"No use. 1'vo rot cloaet full OF 'om
at home nfreAdv. Shut that door after you who n
you 20 ont will you3 Good morning."
D.-"1 don't think you understand mo- I
ca1iel--b
Col. 20. yas do. 1 understand you perfectly,
hlr. Dunnur. | know exactly What sou want.
iou'yo GOT under your arm somo sample shecta
Of a lie OF christopher Columbus, which IL to
bo isstod nu'nuo,a At 80 1ta apioca. It il full
OF propohtarouR did pictures Of Columbus iand-
Ing Oh the SHORES Of tho now world with thEou
or four pro.Ilo around him, dleHsau like the
ghost in l1Amot, and dozen or two naked
natives powInG down before him, md wondering
what tn tho thnnlcr he moAnX bv ataudinR thoro
waving + flag With oue hand mud brandishing
1s swosd with shs other. That's what you've
D.-"Nothing Of tho aortt air."
Ool.-" Or else vonvo got apacinon copy OF
o now illustrated b,storY Of thu Uultol Statos.
with cuts Of Cen. Wsshlngtons llo1ae stantl-
/ Ing OH lbreo legs, while q canuon ball Whistles
| by him Which Heorgo IL trying to catch In his
hat. And it has in 1t q lot Of portralts Of cole
bratod Americans which look ~ If they wore
drawn. 10 so on Eag ohblos, and a reprcscnta-
ton OF tho battle pf Bunker I'LL, in which ono
| man is lying on tho ground while another stioks
bayonot 10 him. and all the rest huadle around
him aud don't do anything. I've seen cm often.
Wo uRe 'om for starting tho iires up II our
\ hp,tBe. You cRn't sell any to no.
D.--"fou aro very much mistaken, Colonei ;
u" -...-
COL" Oh, we'll. II makes no difference. 1t'H
something or other Of that kind. A lifo OF the
eagle screaming on tho title. page; or Adventures
| GU tic Ilains. written oy some bald-hcadod
Iupatio who's boon out there Hkootlne round
among the lndtuns, or Farmers ualde. which
moioua on tha troes until lioy get FOLLOW; OF
hone such eiush AZ that. I've laa lots OF EN-.
! Beo you're in hurry"
D." CoioneI, the fscs Is that want TO put
an AdveEtlseInent In your paper"
Gol.-" An sdyettlso-whY, sit down, my dear
W: Excuso mo for keeplnH you standluR.
Iske "a -, ena'r' ,n Thozo' now. Now what can do
D-"I have hero a very interesting and
valuaolo book, the Life OF B.uhor Potts, th1
Mormon SAINT Look At 1t. II giyos sn inside
slow OF At"rmonir1u, exposos all their mysteries
tel!s story which must thrill the soul OF The
entire nation"
Col.--"Captts boos; excellent; tho vary
thing to selI Just ~hht the peupio want. Nov
you uaut TO sdyestlso 1t, do you7"
D." Yes; ia like to hava thts prospectus
inserted ten tlulos."
Cpl.-"Ten--yes; ton ffleens-ppe hundred
and afty at tsn cent? !ius IL lftoen-yov, atteer
dollars"
D.-"Y You think It will help tue book pr
Col.-"Thinh know Il. All q book lttt,
thAt wants lH 70 have public attention d,recteL
to it. peop!ell just 20 for it,"
| D.-"Aud now about paying for tho adYet,
stsement. Fifteen dollarn think you said Z"
| CO-"Yes, iifteen."
D." Jas so. / sell tho book 1t $3.50. bu
ri toll you what I'm going 10 do. I'm golpR t.
nut you It At @l.60 and seud you round te, O
'em. Ton t,meH sl.bo ia tuyt $l6,a thou Re'x,
square,"
Col.-"Aiu't you going TO nay cash7"
| U.-"0ll, NO; OF uuulso not"
Col.-" You ain'k, ley2 Wull, wouldn't soucl
your Infamous old mase Of gabhIe about thai
poygamouH old beast OF Mormon with A4D
{not polo Take 1t away from hero. Oct ont
Skip Or III got policeman to Kick you down
BlaIrs."
Then Mr. Dunnor Withdrew, and the Colono
won't back iu u condition ot warmth 10 e1pos
tho intsnl!ea OF tho ,o,gn Of corruption. iii
readers ARE yot unaware that lsfu Of UlshoI
, Iotts ia fur sa!a.