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The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1876-08-24
L y R O 7 E.

PARIS. Aug. 22.-The accounts of
the fighting hear Alexinatz are still
conflicting The Porte sent Il telegram
tn its representatives abroad announcing
that the Servians. who had concen-
trated their forces III miles from
Alexnatz, had been completely defeated.
Gen. Tchernayoff sends frequent dis
patches urging Prince Milan to con-
tinue the war. The Prince appears to
still undecided. 1t is understood that
only three of the Servian ministers
favor the continuance Of the war.
LONDON. Aug. GA dispatch
from Semlin says it is stated that the
Servian prime minister interviewed the
Russian representative ut Belgrade and
appealed to the generosity of the Rus
sian government to permit Russian Off
GERS and soldiers 10 enter the Servian
Army, and also asked for lccuniary AS
sistauce as Scrvia had dett rmined to
continue the Mar. The Russian GOV
ernment replied granting the reques.
under certain conditions In conse-
quence of this arrangement. the Scla-
vonic committee in Russia have begun
sanding funds in large amounts. Rus
sian officers and sub officers in parties
of ten reach Belgrade almost daily.
passing through Rouma,.ia unLinlered
The officers have given their services
gratuitousiy A number of other Off :.
GERS are expected shortly.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1876-08-24
MISCELLANEOUS.
Hl<l'l'Nh {!

IN the field again, and we
will not stand back for
anybody, and offer
for sale to the
public
1000 Fine Cashmere Hats
for Gents. at soc each.
1000 Fine Ladies and Chill
dren's Straw Hats, at from
Csc to 75c each.
1000 Fine Gents Straw
Hats, at from 25c to 75c
each.
500 Fine Gents Panama
Hats, at 81 % each.
1000 Gents Oxford Ties,
at $3.50 per pair.
1900 Fine Gents Alexis
Ties, at $2.75 per pair.
$50 Fine Gents Caters, at
1915 per pair.
500 Fine pairs Gents Boots,
at from $3.50 to $500
per pair.
500 Fine pairs Boys Boots,
at from $l.25 to 1915 per
pair.
1000 Fine Ladies Shoes, at
$l.25 to $3.50 per pair.
1000 Fine pairs Gents
Cashmere Pants, at from
$3.50 to $500 per pair.
500 doz. Fine Cheviot Shirts,
at 75c to $l.25 each.
l,S0O Fine Cashmere Shirts,
at SOC to $500 each.
And everything else in pro-
portion. Come one, come
all, to the
Seattle
Auction Store
MILL STREET 5,
Next door to the Postoffice. J
MUNDT 4 DAWES.
Proprietors.
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1876-08-24

Ell EG r A p HIC


VICTORIA. Aug. 22-Thc result Of
tho four hours interview Of the commit
tee Of fifteen gentlemen who waited on
Lord Dufferin. yesterday. with the ad-
dress, setting forth British Columbi .
grievances. has not been published n
full. They were requested to keep it
sscrst. aud reporters were excluded.
He declined TO receive the address,
but pointed out that . petition to the
Crown would be the proper course.
IL Is said. according to the Cover
nor Generals statement. that the leland
railway is abandoned and tina, Lord
Csrnarvan isof, inior that the province
should be compensated for its loss aud
for past railway delays.
The Standard this morning has Sc
we're editorial on the subject and calls it
waste of time for the committee men,
in their faithful but patriotic duty to
listen to the Vice Regars sub,erfases
and queries, all Of which had to be
suffered under the ban of secrecy, and
attempt to hocdwink and blk the peo-
ple in the name of Royalty. aud an eff
fort TO shirk the responsibility. whilst
acting as Vice Regal spy, and declares
that the Island railway will be bailt
and the Csrnarvon terms carried out in
spite Of either Of those noble Lords;
but If not, there viii be q separation
from Canada. and calls for q public
meeting to receive the repor, of the 81.
cret interview and TO declare war TO The
knife. The Celoais is editorially silsn,
on tho subject
Tomorrow the Governor General
aud suite attend regatta here. and in
the evening will embark on III. NJ. s.
Amethyst for Nanaimo, Butte Inlet,
The daily intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Territory [i.e. Wash.]) 1876-1881, 1876-08-24

l.. l.. raoASE,
City Surveyor
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08

One of our young NJ. D's., DR.. Il. e..
Robinson, formerly Of Kansas City,
Missouri, has taken a step in the pro-
per direction, setting good example
for other young doctors. On Tuesday,
September 9th, ut the residence Of the
brides mother, two miles west of Dali
lag, he was married by the Rev. Mil
ton Carter, to Miss Bette Winston, of
Homer, Claiborne Parish, Louisiana.
We cannot refrain from congratulate
ing the Doctor In hisgood fortune, for he
has won an estimabe lady's affections,
one loved by all who knew her. We
trust that all their brightest anticipa-
tions will mature into glorious reali-
ties. Having an intimate acquain-
tance with the bride we take pleasure
In saying to her:
mo pearl ever lay under omans great
water,
More pure In It's shelf than thy spirit In
ihee."
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
SALE or THE INNOCENT.
An unlceIing Mother Sells the Darling
OF the Household for fllIy
Dollars.
A rLor ron CHARLES HEADE.

pIoT ron CHARLES READE.
The denizens OF the Central depot
precinct were in high state ofeXcilr-
ment yesterday afternoon and last
night, over the unnatural conduct OF
man named CuspQr Myers aud his
wife. Myers Is nGarpenteL aud lives
near the corner Of Austin and Wood
streets. For some time n fair maldehi
u lovely brunette, named Nellie Cum
ningham has been boardngat Myers
house. She contributed literally to the
support Of the Myers family paying in
meat, flour, baby carriages, etc. The
Myers family, in consequence, had
learned to regard her with much favor
their generous and dark. eyed boarder,
and defended against all accusers.
Among his other household treasures,
| Myers has lovely little baby daugh'
ter, born just before Christmas. For
several days there have been wise shnk
ing OF the head aud omlnOus
whispers in the neighborhood
with reference to the fair Nellie's de
signs on the baby daughter Of her land
lord. II was said that Nellie had made
divers and sundry oilers to the Myers
for the little one, and yesterday after
la lat a 3 q q
started for the East over the Texas ano
Pacific. Soon after her departure the
neighbOrs were aroused, aud "A HERALl
reporter was put in possession Of al
the facts in the case, supplemented by
the denuncutions Of females and tht
curses of men. 1t seems that NeIli,
has a dover in st. Louis; she wanted
the baby to use rs onDumcHtUm at cru
mcadm Of the gentleman; and final.
obtained the permission Of the iamil.
to palm it Off as her own ,on the love
in st. Louis for fifty dollars-twenty
five dollars cash in hand and twenty
five dollars when she returned SIN
expected to force the gentleman to shcl
out to the tune of thousands. Thu
neighbors are very bitter in their de
: nunciations OF the unnatural parents
Myers attempts to excuse himself, II
Adam did, by saying "the woman di,
it, Nellie Cunningham was fOrmerl.
chambermaid ut the Lamar hotel.
The HERALD has told the tale "A
twas told to it by men and women
setting nothing down in malice; an
we join our righteousIy indignant in
formants in denouucing tho unteelin
parents. Is there no law for seilin
children?
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
m, Na,,ona, Hotel for Rent.

A rare chance to make II fortune is
offered to any one wishing to open II
frst.class hotel in our city, The new,
elegantly iitted.up National hotel, opro'
site the Texas and Pacific Elevator, is
for rent. There are twcnty.siX large
rooms all lighted with gas. The water
is of the best, and altogether the iacili'
ties for doing good hotel business are
scarcely surpassed in the city. Address
&. H. wElBoRN, or
sept6dlm nuRr sMlru.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
PREFERRED SPECIALS.
Now l. the Time 20 Buy or Rent.

My nice farm and residence, three
miles south of this city, is for sale or
rent, and now is the time to begin the
fall crop, l2j acres in cultivation,
Good buildings, elegant spring water
and plenty of fine timber For health
and convenience it is unsurpassed.
scntSutf JOHN VI, CROCHET
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
Our Grain Market.

Our quotations are for grain in
wagons:
Wheat, No. . old, 10 to So cents
choice new, 10 to 50 cents; medium
new, 60 to 20 cents; low grades, SO to
GO cents.
BARLEY, 80 to 40 cents.
Oats, 10 to 70 cents.
Rye, 80 to As cents.
Receipts of wheat approximated
1000 bushels. Work on the cotton
fields restraints grain transactions
within moderate limits.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
Attentions!

There will be q meeting of the Stone
wall Greys at their armory, at S p. m,
this evening, Every member is re
quested to be present, as business Of
vital Importance will come before
them.
j. J. Cox, II. q. BOWER,
Orderly Sergeant, Captain.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08

DR.. j. $. Darlington Ina, removed hi.
office from over Adams ~ Leonard
bank building to the ouc-story Tram.
building on Commerce street, opposIt.
St Matthew's cathedral, where he can
be found day or night
August ), 1876, uug9dlm
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08

Assessment ou stock to the Fan
Grounds !. due and subscribers wIi
save much trouble and labor Bog calling
on the Secretary at his office Come ~
gentlemen and settle.
Cma BNKrgyuI. Secretary
goptGI3l
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
THE HERALD
DALLAS TEXAS
LOCAL BItEVlTlES.

Push your business, or it will push
you.
GO to Douglas Bros. and get you
fine suit.-Ad.
Main street sidewalks are being
worked.
Douglas Bros. are in receipt OF a
fine lot of fall goods, sid.
Don't be the great unknown" in
business.
Call and see the new styles of cas-
simeres at Douglas Bros. -dd.
Keep your firm name and business
before the public.
You can get fit every time at
Douglas Bros I'D.
He who 10y his "biz" would rise
carly and late must advertise.
Have your watches and jewelry
repaired aud warranted al Webb's, 800
MAIN blTGcl. -tu'
Street corner loalers might find
rest in the cotton fields. Hands are
needed in many localities.
Douglas Bros. il the only place in
town that keeps full assortment Of
tailor's goods.-Ad
"A long needed want Of II sidewalk
ON the north side OF Elm, near SXca-
more, is being filled. Praise We the
Council.
For your hard water and fine toilet
soaps 20 to the Market Drug store, SIG
Main street.-Ad.
Advertising ID commercial science,
rs indispensable to real business as
bookkeeping.
Buy the best English Breakfast
and other pure teas at the Market
Drug Store, SIG Main street. al.
Still water $ agnutes. ADVERTISE
ments are the ripples that indicate the
stirring market
Prescriptions accurately COM
pounded at all hours at the German
Pharmacy, SIG Main street.-1d.
The Evening Mail claims to have
1.-TWO subscribers 10 where the Evening
Commercial has one" "Fight dog (;
fight bear; nary dog Of ours there"
The most delicious candies are
made fresh every day at Greaves "
cos, 3l3 Main street, opposite Cosmo'
politan llotel.--Ad
TIE HERALD goes round town
every morning, and out on every train
aud stage. Let the news OF your bust
ness go along with it,
--GreaveB ~ Co.'S. candies are made
Of the purest sugar and are perfectly
healthy for children. Send the little
ones to 3l3 Main street. I'D.
There will he series of meetings
in the open air, on the school grounds,
near the Dallas Springs, commencing
tonight. Every body is invited to at
tend. Services from TO 10 IL. M, and
tonight.
Twenty dollars for ticket t.
st. Louis, now il your time to &C. "A
ticket cheap. For sale 10y johnson ana
Manget, Office in LeGrand Hotel
They buy and sell tickets.--Ad.
Wrapping paper, Irvine, paper
bags, croquet sets, wall paper, al
kinds of stationery, select and fresl
stock Of the latest literature, ut Reed y
LathrOps, 500 Main street. Call anC
examine their stock. Ad.
The best prepared food for mock
ing birds is sold ut the New Orleans
fruit store, opposite LeGrand Hotel
Candies, lemons and all kinds Of fruits
ut wholesale and retail. Also mail
depot for the celebrated Bethesda min
era spring water. Orders from tn,
country promptly tilled.-dd
zone more unfortunate, weary o
breath, rashly importunate, gone tt
her death almost. Yesterday after
noon, between three and four o'clock
Clay Thompson, woman OF the town
attempted suicide by swallowing II hal
ounce OF chloral. A stomach pump
brought her back to life and shame.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
For Exchange

4 beautiful and highly improved IN
diana farm, with dwelling barn out
houses, orchards, etc wiiIbccNchongcd
for Dallas city property or Texas lands.
Address. Editor Herald
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
WHAT is QUEENS DELIGHT q!

Itisaplant that grows in the South and Is
tho only actual bio Il purifier ever dtscov-
cred, by which all diseases that center in the
blood can be eradicated nj once and forever.
IL eNpels for life all scrofulous, Syphilitic,
Cutaneous and Rheumatic affections and IL
the ONLY TRUE REMEDY for this class OF
diseases. Alone, 1t Is n searching, but when
combined with Hondur ~ Snrsal arila, Vel
low Dock and other roots and herbs IL he
comes blood purlher indispensable and
lmnnnnnllnn. rmch Is the com nlnnIinm of
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
Causes tho Body to Gain in Solid Flesh

Its value can net be too strongly impressed
upon the attention Of those who have been
exposed 10 II faint of improper character.
The ain icted ara assured that this is not one
OF the worthless nostrums of the day, but is
prepared upon scientific principles, by n
physician OF thirty years experience. Sold
everywhere.
Principal office, Is Murray st., New York.
seplSd- cody
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
DR.. TuTT'S SARSApARILLAAND
nIEEN,S nElIGhT.

forming the most powerful Alternative
known To Medical science for the cure OF old
UlcerA and Sores, Diseased Joints, Foul Dis
charges from the cara and NoStriS. Alb.
scesscs, skin affections, Rheumatism,
Dropsy, Kidney Complaints, EVIL affects OF
Secret practices, Diseased Scalp, DisOrlcred
ter In the blood. IL possesses the peculiar
property of importing n fair complexion and
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08
CITY BUSINESS.

Hot and cold Baths at wilson's, Ma
Ala Elm street at - cents. deci6dly
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-09-08

Go to "Oliyc Branch Dining Saloon
iuI hrstclas- cup of Java coffee, etc.
augl Elm LOUIS CuREuEN
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27
NeraCity.

There is no place in the United States in
which veracity is so strictly cultivated as
Danbury, Conn. 1t would be impossible to
hire any of its citizens to tell ANYTHING but
the exact truth, and, therefore, the Danburian
can be relied on who tells the following story
of narrow escape he had from terrible
death. He was crossing long railroad
bridge on foot, when he was surprised to see
locomotive coming around curve and tear
ing toward him at terrific speed. The
bridge was too narrow to allow OF escape al
either side, and he did not dare to Jump into
the vawnlng abyss below. In flash he took
in the situation and formed his plan of action
He started on swift run toward the on.com-
inc locomotive, and when within few feet
of it he leaped straight up in the air. The
fearful monster shot under him, and he came
down on the bridge, saved from death but Sc
riously shaken up by the descent.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

THE ART OF CoNvERsATION.--First party
(openIng conversational" Ave you card as
Jim Bates's father says he'll give him the
sack?" I'd ditto after pausel-"Whose faith.
err" FIRST ditto-"Why jim Bates'!" Second
ditto after pause Bates who?' First
ditto-"Why, Jim Bates father Second
ditto (after pause)-"Jim Bates father
Well what does he say" First ditto
Says he'll give him the sack" Second dit.
to (after pause )-"Giye I'm the what?" First
dtto-"Give i'm the sack" Second ditto
after pause)-"Give who the sack?' First
ditto-"Why, jim Bates" Second ditto (af
ter long pause)-"Ah, l card that the day be,
fore Yesterday"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

EASY TEyMs-A man dragged dog into
Michigan avenue saloon yesterday Says Nj.
Quad,) and wanted the barkeeper to buy MIN
for $40 When he found that he couldn't get
that prlce the would.be seller dropped to 80,
then to So, and in minute more he had
come down to so cents.
think of great big dog like that for 80
cents" he exclaimed, as he pulled in on the
rope.
The bartender talked of hard times for
awhile, and the owner of the dog finally
said:
"Well take him for ten cents. I'm out OF
paper collars, and amt man to let dog
no matter how coed he is, stand between me
and a clean rundown collar"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Mr.. Begun has begun to issue the Rich
mond Gazette If he isn't Begun inside of a
wear it will be because he finds help outside
of Rchmond.-.St Charles Leader. We fear
he has begun an enterprise that will end in
loss-a good Beginning and bad ending.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

The rapid and emphatic recital of the fol-
lowing is said to be an intallible cure for
llsping: Hobbs meets Snobs and Frobs;
Hobbs hobs to Snobs and Nobbs; Hobbs nobs
with Snob fobs "That is, says hobbs, the
worse for Jobs" and SnObbs sobs.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

The chief difference between the nice little
sunday.schoel boy and the nice little Cannl-
bal Island boy would seem to be that the
former keeps cent for the missionary plate
and the latter keeps plate for the mlssiona
nv sent.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

sSome day in the distant future the little
negro in the barber shop who silently holds
out his hand for ten cents for striking a man S
nose with his brush broom will be laid away
70 rest and catnip planted to hide the spot.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

A printer out west whose office is two
miles from any other building, and who
hangs his sign on the limb of a tree, adver-
tlses for boy. He says, "a boy from the
country preferred"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Now they say the report of that shower OF
flies IN Canada is true enough If you KNOCK
the "f'' off Of flies. They often have such
showers in Washington icksburg Herald.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

A New jersey streetcar man wrote to his
sweetheart, Il don't care much what do,
YOU seem to feel stuck up above boss car
driver il my hands is large my hart Is to.
want yer to understand that it is easy ter cry
tears, but at the ;. me time yer hart may be
tuffern bell.stlap'
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

"My client is no more guilty OF stealing
that hog than frog amt got no tail, was
young Kentucky lawyers address to war
rem county jury.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

A man on Railroad street wants to know If
we charge for business locals. Oh, no; we
are merely running this paper for the fun of
the thing. Our rich relations donate US the
paper while the boys set the type for friend
shiD,S cake
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

A Baltimore nan while cleaning his toe,
nails in an open window few days ago: fell
to the ground and was instantly killed. THIS
is no doubt terrible accident, and yet there
are people who will go right on in the lace
Of the facts in this case cleaning their toe.
nails, IN utter heedlessness Of their danger
and in defiance of the warning OF Providence.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

"How one thing brings up another' salu
lady absorbed in pleasant retrospectIon.
"Yes," replied the practical Dobbs-"an eme-
tic for instance
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

"A Roman lctor," said Bates, whose histo-
rical information comes by detail on the ny,
"a Roman lictor! Well, s'posc she deserV
cd II. No one but the Roman knows"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

A young lady, on being asked what busl
ness her lover was in, and not liking to say
Ae bottled soda, answered: "H'es practis
ing tizzician."
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Mournfully, ~ ,urnfuily, the old topers fix
their gaze Oh lie dray loads of liquor that
are drawn to e." railroad station to be ship
ped away to IONS where legislation is
more congeninl to its sale than in Syca-
more under tie new regime. The con-
tents of two s.lonns have already been ship
ped elsewhere Sycamore Republican.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Boys" SAID the teacher, holding up her
right torefinger to make the scholars atten-
tive, what is Indian meal composed OFF,
And little boy in the back seat, who wore
patched trousers, got up and SAID: Please,
maam. roast missionaries"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Sugar misunderstanding candid man.
Wooden MISUNDERSTANDING perfect
stick.
TIN wedding-The one that pans out we'll
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Deacon Claggerswagge furnishes bread
for communion services in his church. lie
saves the dicelIke bits that remain when the
sacrament is over. The other day, when the
communion bread plate was passing, his little
son said: MA they are taking quite good
deal, and you was goin' to have bread pud-
ding tomorrow. Amt they mean
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Belknap has one consolation mere pIeh'
tv more in the post raiding business.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

This is a juicy | owe to society," muir
murs the modern belle, as she pins on her
back hair.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Can a man who has been ridden on raj
be properly called rallrode man!
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

There are few men who can dam up a
stream Of profanity VIXEN suffering from an
aching corn.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

Scales are put over the eyes of justice now
instead of in her hands.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

The girls, during leap year, should alter
the song to Darling, / am growing bold
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

at looks too beautiful to be last" was his
remark ON handing it to his shoemaker
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

The completeness of the Centennial will
fall short if the managers neglect to provide
a representation of a new tangled country ed
ltor. Let's see posed with one foot on the
neck of the Office boy, the other on the treadle
of worn out job press, his left hand holding
l receipt for a hall oushei OF turnips, the
oyer.worked brain of his right arm vigorous
IL plying the hand-saw on a chunk of editorial
;rcady.set natter and the picture is CON-
slete.-T,uHer's Fails Reporter.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

A cooks cpitaph--" Pease to her hashes'
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1876-05-27

When dog S tail grows too long, 1t Is uSu-
III to curtail it,