The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-11-15
GOOD THINGS.

The newsboy last night got pretty near
the level fact: "'Ere's yer extry. Fun
account Nv the defeat Nv Peter Cooper !!
PETER COOPER sails around to-day ex.
pressing his sympathy for Hayes and
Tilden. II like" he says, ''to see man
get big majority, whether Its for or
against him. Graphic.
WE often wonder why so many peo-
pie exagsrste everything so terribly, but
we must remember that no tailor would
be able to get al ulster overcoat out OF
vest pattern if the art to exagerate had
never been Observation-Disclosures Herald
CHILDREN must have love inside :he
house and fresh air, and good play and
some good COMPROMISING outside-other-
wise young life runs the greatest danger
in the world Of whitening or growing
stunted, or at best premsturely old and
turned inward on itselt.-Erchange.
WE ate piece of mince pie last nigh
and then dreamed that a twelve-foot
giant dressed In pes-green boiler iron,
ornsmented with red-hot horse-shoes
and who wore railroad spikes for cost
tails, was sitting down on your breast
while he pulled on pair of water-plpe
elbows for boots.-Easton Free Press.
A BRIDGEPORT woman, hearing
great deal about preserving autumn
leaves" concluded to put up few jars
of them. She told neigbor yesterday
that she didn't think they would ever be
fit to eat, and she might as well have
thrown her sugar away.-Norristoaon
Herald.
NOTHING makes young man SO
happy as to get around to a post office
after it has closed and see letter IN his
box; to have his heart whisper it is from
her, TO dream sweet and tender tancies,
hallowed with loves sacredness, all
night and to come down in the morning
and find it a bill of $3.50 for his last
years billiards.-1He Capital.
These are the nights that the single
takes jug of hot water with him or her,
as the case may be, and puts the chilly
toe and the frosty heel thereon, and the
cork comes out and the voice of wrath is
heard in the still watches of the night,
and small, still voice is heard saying
why don't you get married?"-Piochs
Record.
A crowd of wags got around polite
ian who was lying dead drunk in the
rear of a saloon in Silver City, Nevada,
the other day, and proceeded to read the
burial service over him, much TO his as
constituent when he came to his senses
He astonished them in turn by driving
them out of the room with a ot-jack.-
!Silvsr City Times.
A FEW DAYS ago as President Chad
bourne, of Williams college. during
lecture was telling the freshman class
that the notion of allowing girls to enter
the college for the sake of their good in
hucnce on the boys WAS not as sound as it
might be, freshman raised his hand
and eagerly inquired, Don't you think
it would have good influence on the
young ladies ?'-Haryord Paper.
THERE was considerable fun on South
G street last evening. A man at
CWpleu 10 udke u spcGCl ilOIu Iut tVp
OF hogshead. He had not progressed
far enough to tell whether he was Fen
ian, Orangemsn, or what. before some
one knocked the hoops of the improvised
platform and the speaker was suddenly
let down. There came near being row
then and Virginia city Enter
PRISE.
II want you toplsy something brilliant
and dashing,' SAID young Mr.. Romeo to
the organIst, arranging for the music at
his wedding, "none Of those old, die-away
worn out things usually played. How
would 'Beethoven's symphony in +
minor, arranged as fantastic in four
flats and one stop to the high {, suit you?
inquired the musician. well said the
brldegroom-elect, evidently puzzled, "It
its got the ring and 90 Of the 'Skidmore
Guards or Tommy make room for your
Aunty' in it. think it'll do. "-Phiiadei-
phia Bulletin.