, 1876-06-03
MIR. COBLE1GH's MOVING.


MIR. COBLEIGH'S MOVING.
Tho Effect Of Living Nrxt Door to n srconti-
Adventist.
1Hnhury .stIrs.
Mr.. Coblcgh moved um the 1st Of Nay. We
were golng through North street wl'cn VIC met
lin With tho Insignia of the act upon him, viz,
Il 1ookfng.glnss, clock, nhl lamp. II We ln!l
suddenly discovered onr own fnnily moving No
could not hnyo been 1siore nEtonsllctl. liz llnl
lived In the hnusc wtlci,cc liz WIS In,yng for at
lrast eight yc,ts. Itu sat The lump On fence,
n,al proppel the clock nnl lookiny-gliss nt,Htnst
y 'You arc surprised to sec me at thls'' he said
with III, aUxu!R look.
We admitted As much.
III little expected II a. ono t!nlc Myselt.'
And he sighed Irrari1y.
''Any trouble with the landlordl"
"With the house thcn''' :,
'sOs,, no good landlord, nnd good house.
dun. know II III ever agal,l find as good. I've
lived there eight yeurs list fall, mud might've
fools II, the world"
We locked our sympathy.
tYolt scc,'' llc went on, "about six months
ngo one ot thosc chaps Win l1elicyc In series
of sudden and unexpected Judgment days
Second Advent they calt 'cnl--inoycd IN next
HDGF 4HllCIt 1NIhCE llSEl4 " bhtI WIS IL
pencclnl sort OF Il maj, enough to get along
with but he snR strong Second Advent, md
50 ii Ills wife. We'll, they hasan't LIVED there
two wceks. hcforo they SGT aGquaII'tsl, alnl
hcgan to llavc revelations" lie paused and
7'Dut why should their peculiar religious
belief make you dssatisIlctl Will, your huInui"
VIC vrnturc.l to inquire. :
tsBut then you don't .know anything about Il.
You never lived next door to sccoad Advent,
Mt tl.a4 wc can rctncmber.n ''
with sgnacnnt emphasis "l'llnevcr forget ny
experience. Thut family got acquainted with
liz, and tlcn 1t Ind lts revelations. First they
borrowed littlo sugar, alltl then llttle tea,
mil then little salcsntus, ulll then this nl1
then TINT. They sat.l thu world was NIL golng
to be burned up In two weeks, Mnd they didn't
feel like going to the expense OF gvttIng
harrcl Of sugar when eternity WIS 80 CLOSE, utld
w let 'cm have It. Then two days aftcr they
came in lnd saia TINT owing tt' the immediate
approach Of the cn1 Of all things they didn't
thlnk It advisable to lny in Il ton Of Balcratus,
nlM wouldn't W. just loAn them Cupfu17 My
wife Didn't believe, Of course, that the world
WIZ coming to an e.tl, but slle thought tile
puor critters dill, md she reasoned that when
they saw there was no 1lrc nor sHloke Oil thu
anti aa!eratus and ths fiunilret and one otEcr
things. but they wasn't tllat ktnd of Alycnta.
When tho ti,nu calac around and the purfurn-
,,1lce didn't they prufcssetl to lAvc got sort OF
postscript with later particulars, AMI then they
ta,n,e over as rl1lpAnt Ms ever, md more so Iii
| fact, every fresh disappointment appeared to
| give them 4 now xc.: Tor vietuus a,itl other
things, NIL IT got 80 tint t1ley wcre over every
'lay, all tuneti'ucs twice day, after o1lc thing
Or anotlcr.n
''Dut didn't they return any Of the nrtclcsa"
"Ccrtninly not. II tllc wnrld wasgo!ng to enl1
wl.at on earth was We agoing - 10 viii, the
with the tcacupiuls d salcrat,s, sugar, tra ctr,
hung to mcl That's tic way tliey reasoned.
But they was going tn mike It all Fight VI tllo
other shore, was What Ills vile always sAil. /
pvr ccnt Of thu things on this shore I'd cheer
fully run my cllanccs for tho balatge when VIC
got over there. Besides a1l TINT, tic prospect
VI so much groceries whiting mo oa tic other
tllosc hcgnn after wlli|e to yet very cniarraas-
! to lll1a effect, but IT did M good. He'd got
that notion bored right into Ills SKULL md u!f v
eop'd SEC vas clouds of glory, and angles, and
tarps aud my sugar, and saleratus, n'l coffee,
awful, can tell you! Day In atd day out Tint
fellow, ur some of l!a folks, was requiring their
| ascension tluds Or Eoing fur my grocrrIes, a,ld
It lid seem us If l'dgo mud al!l gct up ii
| would ceuie 0n the greatest crrnnlk you ever
saw, H. came IN ono lay to get NY shaving
brush. lie said he di,ltt feel justtlca in bny-
] Ing new brush right on the Cvo of n general
resurrection, but le would usy mine, and when
We all Eot over ttcro'' {lerc Mr. LohteIgL wAvcd
| his hnl in gloomy Indication Of tic lEaIlty)
| "hcl giyo n!e sllayi,lg-t,rusfs nnil With prt-
| cious stones md fdsking In eulden fuum. bah!
Tho jackassl But that's the WY llo'ti talk. Iie
| got my nx Urc day with lot Of tllu san,u
I fUuilRhnrse, nu1 while he WIN using IL thu
handle hrolso atsl thu hlnle went down tho
well. Iic clrlc over right nWny to ace Il l llah
nuotlcr nx, And when told him hadn't md
TINT 1ln1t knDw how / WnH t.t ret aln,,fv
without TINT one, Tin blamed II he lllnt wullt
Int to bosrnw one from son'c Of the ,.eiglburs,
10 ho could finish tho little jol llu WIS it, III
sail there wus III, use 1T my h,,ylng a new nx,
with tho cTaek Of !loo'n starring US ln tho faec.
'rhrrutl bo 10 use for new ax In Heaven, far
lot Of other atuf1. Tlfs rilc,l mt Tiki thunder
| But therp was llo Use talking to him. WINS
mud, though, about the TX, III 1natl could lr
and tolI him II lie didn't gct mo new ax I'd
| btlat him ln pieces with the right arm uf thu
Inv. Aud wllnt 10 you stspposo ho H.!.il" And
| Mr. Cohleigh iuokcl at ,H with grim anxiety.
We wrru obliged to admit TINT wo couldn't
tell. -
"Ilo M sa!a 1 hs'a @ 80 home an' pray tormc,"
t!ow what could tin With s,,ell tliap M tlnt
Thcro was M use III getting .naI. and you
couldn't rcnson him out Of tho foolIsl,1lrss
| And hU wouldn't !nbyo. Hld the dny of ilults-
,uunt showed no efgns II being In earnest. b
| ret away, und I've hired u hnnsu ut tho other
| cTul uf the town, and Tin mrytn!, there And
now,"' a1lci our unfnrtunate trisn'l, stcadyIng
Lilo luok!ng-gass ntd clNk under his ir1ns
| willie he gEasrel tic limp, "l'yu got where
there Is Il ja!!o OK one side II me- u1ul 4 grave
yard on tile Other, ntHi l Guut cure u slarn
t,uw many sccond Aslycnts 'laoyc III on either
| sIe,"
And llo htalked grl'nly TN Ills way.
| cAtru llnpC ANn MrnHO