The New York herald., 1876-03-25
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Shakespeare is being translated into Polish.
Englshmen are spoony Australian soups.
Those Marseilies coverets called wafics now In
season.
The third torn spectre is nos necessarily whiskey
inspector.
s. B. Mills has nearly completed his book Of studies
for piano vrtuosi.
An eminent English physician recommends bleeding
for cases Of pneumonia
Two thousand professional cairvoyants In Paris
prophecy what never happens.
Dana might furnish n pun for the rural newspaper
when the Senate gets through with HIM.
What Kentucky wants is not shower Of chicken
salad but patent flask that won't gurge in the middle
of the night
Miss Flora Sharon, the daughter oftho Nevada Sem
aor is described as unaffected, vice. childish figure
in deep mourning
Was 1t not Caleb Marsh who, quoting Poes 'Auna-
bel Lec" said that ''the winged sherns OF heaven
went coveting her and mcS'
The artistic tramp gets his drinks by drawing
pictures in soap rural barroom mirrors. The mate
rial he is sarcasm on himself
1t is too bad that Herbert Smith, the author-traveei
who married the beautiful gypsy girl Esmeraldn,
should have his bride away with another Groomc.
The Plttsburg Commercial asks:-"How does the
New York HERALD like mule meat a ?" wheu
we are reduced to the necessity OF feeding you
will let you know.
Sheridan drags his feet wearily out OF bed in-ths
middle of the night now, and, pressing his brow
against the window pane. asks 'ls this Phil-har-
monic society," wish were forty miles away"
The Danbury Ne,os says:-"They had just such
shower flesh that recently occurring in Kentucky
in Great Britain two hundred years ago There's
use In trying to compete with monarchical form OF
government"
Xorr ct lo ohouA a. takn
Dr. sadc the spiritual matcrialist medium, Russia.
In order that he may manifest his powers before the
philosophers Dr. Sladc can do many marvellous
things but no scIence has explained him
Among the Christian Karens of Indo-China Bass
pale ac is used for the church communion service, and
as froths greatly II is passed around quickly in
several glasses The first communicant gets only roth
and the last gets real beer
Ifyou think OF buying renting place In the
country now is the time for going and dnding fault
with il. You will it in all its muddy disad-
vantagcs Three months hence you will see the coun
try in all its green and pink glory and be deceived
"Ik Marvcl''--thatis, is, Donald G. Mitchell who, aquar-
ter century ago, quite the rage sentimental
literary man. has been asked take part in politics.
Thank God he has rcfusedl In the spring time he
will look a, the sweet plum blossoms and fold his arms
and dream and be as cross stick as anybody. Mitch
ell is not always pleasant man, but he is most
splendid writer.
On the summit Of Pixies Peak over 14,ooo feet above
the sea level where hcrc is not trace OF any vege
tation, or, indeed any earth upon which shrubs or
grass could grow, the mountain rat, an animal twios
as large as a Norway rat, abounds in vast numbers
ovcrrunning tho United states signal station the
apex OF the mountain.
| Everywhere In the South the solid, conservative
element seems TO be willing TO abnegao TO personal
ambition for Office, and TO wish that whlc the North
NAV furnish good government its section may be
spurrcd 10 undertake enterprises agriculture
and commerce Tho spirit Of this wise old element
sensible healthy and worthy Of praise.
Icelandcrs and Mennones from Southern Russia ar,
! cultivatng farms in Manitoba; French Canadians
half breeds and Scotch servants OF the Hudson Ba,
! Company congregatc round the old trading posts
while at Kootenay Pass, in the Rocky Mountains,
Chinese settlement Claims protection from the Cana
/ dian authorities.
while tigers arc, the whole prosecuted and q
diminishing body there fear that some Year,
4 TO come tney may not be found in sufficient number
IN India 10 test the skill and reward the perseverance,
OF men who, making light OF hot winds and tho thcr
mometer in tents at 100 degrees will rise at four A. M
in month Of April and VIII return 10 camp I'll
two r ~, whom the sky like copper, tho ground like
iron and the rays OF the felt in their inten
sty only because the atmosphere Is thick and heavy
! with fine sand and dust