Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1876-11-16
Z Where the Langh Comes in.

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The Rev. Mr. Taimage remarks as
an impressive fact that Peter, though
suffering so many trials, was a very
cheerful man. 1t should be remena- .
bered, however, that Peters wife's
mother lay sick OF a fever
"Phil., my jewell said Pat, I'm
mighty sorry ye carr -dine with me
to-day" ~Arrah. and Why can't dine
with YEP" said the astonished Phil
because. my dear returned Pat. ~I
haven't asked We as yet fsg s.s7- ...I7'
A Newport girl had "A fan last week.
and injured herself so severely that
she was carried home ihsensible. Up
on recovering, her first words. adj
dressed TO her sister, were: MARY
did have on my striped -stockings?"
"Hark. I hear an angel singi~ sang
a young man In an outside township
school exhibition. mo. tainti"
shouted an old farme. in one of the
back seats; 'it's only my old mule
that is hitehed outside" The young
man broke down and quit.
Important correction in Elizabeth
town (Ky9 Nes0s @The young lady
who proposed to ride bareback
around the amphitheater at Che Glas-
gov fair for new bonnet assures us
she meant that the-hnrse- should be
bareback, and not herself
A negro being asked what he was
in Jail for, said it was for borrowing
money. But said the questioner.
4they don't put people in jail Tor bor-
rowing money" ~Yes," said the
darkey, ~brt had to knock the man
down free or fo' times before he
would lend ii TO me.-
a Chinaman of 40 years, whose
aged mother fioeged him every day.
shed tears in the company of one OF
his friends. ~Why do you weeps-
was asked. Alas things are not as
they used TO bel" answered the de-
voted son. The poor womaD's arm
grows fcebler every dayi-
Il want you to play something bril-
liant and dashing," said young Mr..
Romeo to the organist arranging for
the music at his wedding: none of
those old, die-away. worn-out things
usually played" How would Bee
thoven's SYMPHONY in f minor, ar
rangec.in fantasia ia four flats and
one stop to the high @. suit youe" in
quired the musician. Well said
the bridegroom elect, evidently puz-
zled, ~if it's got the ring and go Of the
Skidmore Guards or Tommy Make
Room for Your Auutie in it. L think
it'll do.r y
q what is that man yelling at?"
asked an Illinois farmer of his boy,
as he pointed to person In the field
one day this week what is he yell
ing at?" repeated the lad. Yes"
replied the father, inquiringly at
know said the boy. Then what is
it. you young rascalgs demanded the
paternai- '.why.'s uciSled the ur-
chin, "he's-he's yelling at--at the
top of his voicels Then that cold
blooded husbaadman placed violent
hands on his irreverent offspring and
laid him over gang plow while the
failed him. aef
Burlington Hrzrkreyc- Mr..
Thorp went into the parlor the other
night at the witching honr OF III As,
and found the room anlighted, aud
his daughter and dear friend lone
of the dual form OF garmenture va
riety) occupying the tete- e-a-tete in the
corner. -Evangeline," the Old man
said 'sternly, this is scandalous." /.
-Yes, papa she answered. sweetly,
cit is candleless because times are so
hard. and ights-costs->e-sns that
Ferdinand and / said we would try
and get along with the starlight
Aud the Old man turned about in
speechless amazement and tried to
walk ont 'oftbe room through panel
in the wall paper ece SO