Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1876-08-17

robe, Tor 1t we enlist we IL sling female
linen from Dan to Beersheba and
they'll have to skin back in the house
with less on than Mother Eve wore
when dressed up" for we won't let
EN- get even Balm O. Gilead leaf Of
one of Kline's trees.
The great feat has been accom-
plished. Our brother Of the Tribune
who "under no circumstances would
support Mr.. Tilden, has taken into his
NAV the little withered dema%ogue,
and is digesting him handsomely. He
finds him sweet to the taste, because
he has told US how to resume. He
finds him cold preserves because he
tells us in his letter of acceptance that
we should dive within our income.
The little bachelor rests as comfort
ably in Jacks stomach as a Baltimore
oyster, since he has found that TILDEN
and REFORM are synonymous terms.
What a glorious reformer indeed
The man who connived with Tweed to
stuff the ballot-boxes Of New York
City and helped the same rascal,
Tweed, to escape, a Reformer F.! The
man who did more than any other to
prolong the war, and decry it failure
unless it be Horatio Seymour, he a
Retormer The man who is publicly
known as RAILROAD wrecker" and
who has manipulated score Of rail
roads to his own advantage, while the
stockholders were sacrigceG to his in
satiate and dishonest greed, he a Re
former I! The man who has thousands
Of unredeemed shinplasters among the
laboring poor in the mining regions of
Michigan, he a Reformer The man
who attacked the New York Canal
ring, prompted only by policy, and
who stopped Investigations when he
found that prominent democrats would
be implicated in the investigation were
it crowded to a successful termination,
and who signed vouchers actually rec
ognizing frauds which he was pretend
ing to unearth, Such a man a Re-
former The man who has accumu-
lated IS, coo, 600 by system of fraud
ulent transactions which have impov-
erisbed labor and made it the sport of
capital And this man is Reformer.
The man whom Horace Greeley de-
nounced in a public letter as a corrpp-
zionist, aud a defrauder, such a man a
Reformer No, Jack ! TILDEN and
REFORM are not Synonymous terms,
and you can't fool the people into any
such belief. You may masticate and
swallow him, but all the gastric Juice
Of your reform stomach will be totally
unable to reduce him to so sufficient a
pulp, but that he will come UP in your
throat occasionally to make a bad
taste in your mouth. He's not a
sweet wholesome relish, Jack He
don taste like Cooper Cooper would
have been a savory dish, and you
would have enjoyed him. We could
almost eat Cooper, but never Tilden.
He's enough to give rational a per
petual political nightmare. But Jack
has faculty of swallowing such I'M
savory dishes as Tilden and Hen bricks,
and our only fear is that he will die
by and by of an overloaded stomach.
d. D. D..-A man by that name
pushed his old caramine into our pres
ence and swears that we are the hum
blest brute in Grand Rapids, and that
he is the best locking man in Stevens
Point. No Dolph, if you don't take
that back when you come to Grand
Rapids again looking for schooers well
put tin ear on yer. G. S.
Personals,