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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

ayes, l know it. I made mis-
take and gave him too much medi-
cine" frankly said q doctor last week
when he was told that his patient was
dead.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

Pushing basiness in the Police
Coutt-Sundsy hours 10 A. N. to 4
AN. One hour intermission.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

Legislators must have good eyes
and large noses, for they count by
ayes and noes.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

When Q man has = h0use lot on
which he cannot pay the taxes; he
has q site too much.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

Suppose JEFF. Davis did take the
oath of allegiance, what does his oath
amount tot
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

Or. Sharp, Dentist, has returned
to silver City, and can be found II
his office, In the Hsise building'
second door below Stewards Drug
Store.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

The outstanding greenback circu-
lation amounts to three hundred and
sevsnty-one million two hundred and
seventy three thousand one hundred
snd forty dollars.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

"Curly" has bust of Benjamin
Franklin behind the counter. We
asked him why he had it. He saio
Franklin had drawn lightning from
the clouds and he had sort Of re-
lationship to him, as he had often
drawn lightning from bottles.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

Many man who would roll up his
ewes in horror at the idea of stealing
dime will swoop down upon silk
umbrella, worth $40, and march of
with his lips moving peacefully as if
in prayer.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

When a young man occupies the
honorable position Of juryman and
talks to his girl until he is FIVE min.
utes late, it costs him just dollar a
minute.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

PERsoNAL.---M Mr.. A. Caldwell,
Superintendent of the Amazon and
Glasgow, went below last evening to
attend to business relating to the
mines under his supervision. His
absence will extend to week or ten
days.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

Being troubled somewhat with the
rheums tism, we asked young lady
at our boarding house for remedy
She said: "Get married; you will be
kent in continual sweat; it will
either kill or cure.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

CAPITAL Con. G Il ) NJ COMPANY.
"A meeting Of the above Company
WAS held in Dayton on the evening
Of Friday, jan. 9th. There was
full representation Of stock and ii
was considered expedient to levy an
a.se ssment OF SO, delinquent imme-
dixiely, Tor the purpose of liquida-
ting the present Indebtedness OF the
Company. II WAS resolved to COM
mence further explorations at the
earliest possible period. The CAPT.
tai Consolidated ground is situated
In Spring Valley District, near the
old dismantled Sacramento mill.
The Company consists Of some Of
the most prominent business Of men
Dayton, men of energy and enter
prise, who will without delay prove
whether this favorable location con
tains a bonanza or not. We wish
them all possible success.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

POLICE Court. The business
transacted in the Police Court Sun
day was OF more than usual inter-
est. It was q case in which the
prisoner, Mr.. Smith, was charged
with drawing and exhibiting
deadly weapon with intent to do
bodily harm. The case at first
seemed to be one of that peculiar
kind which demanded more than
an ordinary amount Of argument on
both sides, as conviction seemed
certain. The prosecution was con-
Quoted by District Attorney G.. W.
Keith, and the defendant was ably
and successfully defended by Mr..
J. Cronin. The case was submitted
to the jury who, after being out
nearly an hour, returned verdict
of not guilty, but recommends d
the prisoner be reprimanded by the
Court. After q few moments of
hesitation, then assuming digni-
fed attitude, the Court began in q
low and soothing voice the follow
| ing commendable advice "Young
man. it is the wish of this jury that
you be reprimanded by this Court
for the manner in which you have
conducted yourself for the past day
or two. Sir, I have known men
that have lived on this coast for the
past twenty-four or five years and
have not found it necessary to carry
q knife or pistol for defence. If a
man comes along and says some
thing that you may not like, you
should not produce q weapon and
say, this is my defence ! There is
. law that will protect you or any
other man in the United States OF
America from the insults of vaga-
bonds and ruffians. You should have
more respect for your father. mother,
brothers and sisters, if you have
any, than to make yourself SO de-
graded as to carry a pistol to, STAY
your fellow men may, your brothers,
for every man in this stage Of civili-
cation should count their fellow
men as such. Let this be an awful
| warning to you. You are yet a
Young man vita the wide world
and its thousands of opportunities
to gain distinction.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

The way to kill flea is to catch it,
then take your own way for the rest,
as you've gained the particular point
when you've got him fast. We would
recommend castor oil; give him one
or two tablespoonful, owing to the
size of the flea.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

Our citizens who 60 to the Cen
tennial are advised not to spend all
their money there, As the fonr hun
dredth anniversary of the discovery
Of America will come around in less
than twenty years.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01
STOCK PRIVILEGES.
PUTS AND CALLS.

OIOON TnIBl66VGOs
PUTS AND CALLS.
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS
ABOUTPUTS AND CALLS.
What are Stock Iririleges' They are con.
tracts issued by brokers TO deliver or receive
stocks at future date.
What Makes Them so Popular Because the
operator only risks the limited amount paid
for the contract and cannot be called upon for
more margin" in the event Of unfavorable
fluctuations.
What are the Chances Of Making Money!
While the risk to the operator is limited the
chances are great. We have In the past week
paid out on
100 Share Calls on YELLOW JACKET. s 700
100 Share Calls on CHOLLAR. ....... 800
100 Share Calls on OvERMAN. .......... 200
And on IA OTHER STOCKS FROM THREE
TO FIVE TIMES THE AMOUNT INVESTED.
In buying privileges the main question with
the operator is whether he IL dealing with re-
sponsible parties or sdventurers. On this
question we can give the best guarantee. We
do business on solid basis by covering our
selves with stocks on which we have issued
contracts, 80 as to make the profits Of our
customers identical with our own. Besides
We are holders of 500, 600 worth Of real estate,
and our personal references include some of
the leading men, both in this city and San
Francisco.
We issue Stock Privileges for $40 and up
ward, buy and Sell Stocks on commission and
loan Money on all marketable securities.
explanatory circulars can be obtained 1t
our Office or will be mailed free to any address.
REFERENCES-wm. NJ. Stewart, c. r..
Gresthouse, ]. b. Haggin, San francisco.
THos. J. THOMPSON L. CO.,
WELLS FARGO l. co. g BUILDING,
VIRGINIA NEVADA,
And $40 California Street, SAN FRANCISCO.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

A wretch came in our office and
said Spring Was coming. as he saw
two snakes near the Plaza. We don't
believe it. If that fellow said he saw
500 snakes it would more likely be
the result of "crooked" whisky.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

ABteEoOOM hOSH
40 Meadow Valley, 8.
$40 Raymond / Ely. 10 1e%.
200 Jackson, 81.
80 Alps,
10 Belmont, N.
70 Rye Patch, ~
7l6 Jefferson. OK.
40 Gils, AZ az.
1850 Panther AZ 2.
80 Northern Belle, 50.
1l5O Hussey. IN.
l4O Gen. Thomas. ~ OK.
Is Manhattan, 10.
so Msnsneld, CSC.
100 Advance, IN.
TOO Coso Con-. ~ ~.
100 New Coso, 4.
$50 Golden Chariot, IL.
100 Poorman, 81 NC,
lis Knickermocker, ~.
SIS Globe, ~ N.
so Baltimore. 3h.
no Utah, 10 l8h.
$40 Silver Hill. 10 i2AbS.
20 Challenge, 81.
l475 Dayton. 81 6h.
40 Rock Island, 4.
$40 New York, | \ IN.
100 Decide tai, s.
200 senAt r,
1876 woodville. N 2as.
500 Seq. Caledonia, ~.
700 Lady Washington, 81 2As.
ais Koasuth, 81 81.
1856 Andes, 4.
200 Europa Sic Soc.
1000 Wells Fargo. 25c.
$50 Amazon, 2.
100 North Con. Virgins, ~.
80 Levisthan. !.
10 Prospect, Z.
90 Morning Star. ~.
$50 West Beioher, az AZ.
500 Trojan, IN.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

No more snow.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01
PIE CRUST.

PIE CRUST.
No more snow.
Legislators must have good eyes
and large noses, for they count by
ayes and noes,
Pushing basiness in the Police
Coutt-Sundsy hours 10 A. n. to A
4. N. One hour intermission.
When Q man has = house lot on
which he cannot pay the taxes; he
has site too much.
A fellow can't coast near as fast
when he has pullbsck bh the sled
with him.
Suppose JEFF. Davis did take the
oath Of allegiance, what does his oath
amount tot
The Judge said to us the otherday;
1.-THE wealthy men are all dying.
First my friend, Bill Astor, now old
Anthy Rothschild, and somehow I'm
not feeling very we'll to-day"
ayes, 1 know it. l made mis-
take and gave him too much medi-
cine" frankly said doctor last week
when he was told that his patient was
dead.
The outstanding greenback circu-
lation amounts to three hundred and
seventy-one million two hundred and
seventy three thousand one hundred
snd forty dollars.
When a young man occupies the
honorable position of juryman and
talks to his girl until he is five min.
utes late, it costs him just dollar a
minute.
Many a man who would roll up his
ewes in horror at the idea of stealing
dime will swoop down upon silk
umbrella, worth $40, and march off
with his lips moving peacefully as If
in prayer.
Being troubled somewhat with the
rheum atism, we asked a young lady
at our boarding house for remedy
She said: "Get married; you will be
kept in continual sweat; it will
either kill or cure"
Our citizens who 20 to the Cen
tennial are advised not to spend all
their money there, As the fonr hun
dredth anniversary of the discovery
Of America will come around in less
than twenty years.
A wretch came in our office and
said Spring Was coming. as he saw
two snakes near the Plaza. We don't
believe it. If that fellow said he saw
500 snakes it would more likely be
the result of "croOked" whisky.
The way to kill flea is to eatchit,
then take your own way for the rest,
as you've gained the particular point
when you've got him fast. We would
recommend castor oil; give him one
or two tab;espoonsful, owing to the
size of the flea.
"Curly" has bust of Benjamin
Franklin behind the counter. We
asked him why he had it. He saiu
Franklin had drawn lightning from
the clouds and he had sort OF re-
lationship to him, as he had often
drawn lightning from bottles.
Mr.. John Milton O'Callshan Smith,
an esteemed citizen of Ormsby coun-
ty, proposes to invite to his next
birthday celebration (his seventy-sec-
ond) every individual in that county
over fifty years Of age who uses
neither tobacco, whisky or profanity.
Upon making a thorough canvass Of
the county only seven are eligible to
that honor.
We saw, the other day, an impecu-
Nous individual trying to sell as a
valuable relic a three-cent postage
stamp, which he declared was from
one of Pauls letters to the Corinthi-
ans. We referred him to Parkinson Of
the Tribune" and when last seen he
was making his way towards Car
son. How the thing came out no
@fellah" can tell.
CUr.-One of the Pioneers received
such injuries from a broken bottle
on the night before last that his left
thumb will have to be amputated.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-02-01

Is now thoroughly and completely furnished,
and ready for guests by the day. week OF
month. The table will be supplied at all
times with the very best the market affords.
and the Rooms are large, well ventilated.
and desirable. They maintain it as thor
oughly first-class Hotel, in all Of its appoint
ments, and confidently solicit the patronage
of the public In connection with the Silver
House, they have n large and well-stocked
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
ALL WORMS REMOVED ALIVE.
Jrustee's Sale.

whereas, on the 9Th day of July, \. D., le70,
Henry Mayo and Catharine Mayo, his wife,
executed and delivered 10 the undeiS igned Tor
the purpose OF securing the payment OF a certain
promisory note therein mentioned n Trust Deed
northwest quarter OF the southeast quarter and
the south quarter of the northeast quarter
ana the south hall of the northwest quarter OF
section seven, township sixteen, range two, west
OF the Third principal meridian in Alexander
County, Illinois; and whereas, default has been
fore in pursuance of the authority conferred by
said trust deed, will sell the above described
premises at public vendue, 10 the highest bidder
for cash In hand, at the couri house door, ia the
city OF Cairo in said Alexander County, illinois,
en- Monday. the sth day OF January, A. ID. ISL,
between the hours Of ten O'Clock a m. f, and i've
O'Clock p III. OF said day, said sale 90 be without
REDEMPTION IHeMAs MARTAIS
w-iw. Trustee
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
prs.Drs!A AID SICK HEADACHE.


Symptoms OF d Diseased Liver.
JAIN in the right side, under the
L edge Of the ribs, increases on pres
sure sometimes the paint in the left
stde; the patient is rarely able to lie
on the left side sometimes the pain
is felt under the shoulder-blade, and
1t frequently extends to rle top OF
the shoulder, and is sometimes mis-
taken for a rheumatism in the arm.
The stomach is affected with loss Of
appetite and sickness: the bowels in
general are costiyo. sometimes alter
native with lax; tic head is troubled
with pain, accom- anied with a dull,
heavy sensation IN the back part.
There generally considerable loss
ofmemory, accompanitdw pain
ful sensation Of having left undone
something which ought TO have been
done. ~ light, DRY cough is some-
times an attendant. 4 The. patient
complains ofweariness and debility;
he.is easily startled, his feet are cold
or burning, and he complains Of
prickly sensation of the skin; his
spirits are low; and although he is
satisfied that exercise would be bene.
fetal to him. yet he can scarcely
summon up fortitude enough to try
it. In fact, he distrusts every rem.
edy. Several Of the above symp.
toms attend the disease, but cases
have occurred where few of them ex.
i5!ed. yet examination of tire body,
after death, Las shown the LIVER 10
have been extensively deranged.
AGUE AND FEVER
De. {, ltLANL's LIVER Pills,
~ CASES OF AcuE AND FEVER. when
taken with Quinine, are productive
of the most happy results. No better
cathartic can be used, preparatory
to, or after taking Quinine. We
would adyise al Who are afflicted
with this disease TO give them 4
FAIR TRIAL.
For all Bilious arrangements, and
as simple pirsative, they are un-
equaled.
BEWARE OF INVITATIONS,
The genuine DR.. G. MtLANE's
LIVER PMS are never sugar coated.
Every box has q red wax seal on
the lid. with the impression DR..
MtlANE'S llyTR Pas.
The genuine MtLANf's LIVER
Pills bear the signatures OF G..
MtLANL and FLEMING BROS. on the
wrappers.
9~ss" Insist on your druggist or
storekeeper giving YOU the genuine
DE-. {. MELANE s LIVER pnLS. pre-
pared by Fleming Bros, Pittsburgh,
Pa.
Sold by all respectable druggists
and country storckecpers generally.
To those wishing - give DE-. {. MCI..wr's
LIVER fILls trial, We will nail pos, paid 10 any
parI Of the United State, oas box Of Pills Tor
twenty live cents
FLEMING PROS. Pittsburgh. Pa.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20

TINS standard article is COM
pounded with the greatest care.
Its effects are as wonderful and
rs satisfactory rs ever.
1t restores gray or faded hair to
its Youthful color.
1t removes all eruptions, itching
and dandrult. Ii gives the head
cooling, soothing sensation of great
comfort, and the scalp by its use
becomes white and clean.
BY its tonic properties it restores
the capillary glands to their normal
vigor, preventing badness, and
making the hair grow thick and
strong.
AS a dressing. nothing has been
found so etiectual or desirable.
A. A. Hayes, NJ. D., State AS
sayer of Massachusetts,, says, 1.-The
constituents arc pure, and carefully
selected for excellent quality; and
/ consider it the BEST PREPARATION
for its intended purposes"
Price, One Dollar.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
:. +. Kunkel's Bitter wine OF Iron

J.. 4. hunlSeIs Bitter Wine Of Iron
has never been known TO fan IN The cure Of
weakness, attended with symptoms indis-
position to eXertion, loss of memory, diili-
Guilty OF breathing, general weakness, horror
of disease, weak, nervous trembling, dread
ful horror of death, night sweats. cold feet,
weakness, dimness of vision, languor, uni
yelsal lassitude OF the muscular syetem
enormous appetite with dyspeptic symp-
toms, hot hands, flashing OF tho he ly, dry
ness of the skin, pallid countenance and
erlptlons on the face. purifying the blood,
pain in the back, heayiness of the eyelids,
frequent black spots dying before the ewes
with temporary sufllsiOn and loss OF sight,
want OF attention, etc. These symptoms
all arise from . weakness, and TO remedy
that, use +. +. Kunkefs Bitter Wine OF
Iron. IL never tails. Thousands are now
enjoying health who have used it. Take
only 4. Il. kunkefs.
Beware OF counterfeits and base imita-
tons. As hunkeps Bitter Wine Of Iron is
so well known all over the country, drug
gists themselves make an imitation and try
TO sell ii OF TO their customers, when the V
call for Kunkels Bitter Wine OF Iron,
kunkels Bitter Wine Of Iron is put up
only in 81 bottles. and has a yellow wrapper
nicely put on the outside with the pro-
prictor's photograph on the wrapper Of
each bottle. Always look for the photo.
graph on The outside, and you will always
be sure to get the genuine. one dollar PEI
bottle, or six FOR %. sold by druggists and
dealers everywhere
ALL WORMS REMOVED ALIVE.
p. +. kunkerS Worm Syrup never fails
to destroy Pin Seat and Stomach Worms.
Or. kunkel, the only successful physician
who removes Tape Worm In two hours
alive, with head, and no fee until removed,
Common sense teaches that il Tape Worm
be removed, all other worms can be readily
destroyed. Send Tor circular TO DIR. Kun.
KEEL, No. 253 North Ninth street, Philadel-
phia, Pa, or call on your druggist and ask
for bottle OF Kunkers Worm Syrup.
Price, Sl.00. 1t never fails.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
w eStern Homes 4!

lIk LANE CITY Journal is a local ne " spaper
published IN the midst OF the Garden OF the West
where lands may be procured at So o. to g. co
per acre. The man of whatever age, proics ion
or capital, can here make his fortune.
Those contemplating q western home and com
potency, may be thoroughly informed by be
coming subscribers TO the Journal.
TERMS; one year, 81 90; ,IN months 81 OU;
three months, 80 cents, postage paid.
Address I. Il. iloTCHKIss,
Dee. CIV Lake City, IL Wa.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
For Stomachs Out of Order.
IMPORTANT CAUTION.

None are genuine unless the signature Of J
Haydock. As agent for the United States, sur
rounds each box of Pills, and Ointment. 4
handsome reward will be given 10 any one rsn-
detection ofany party or parties counterieltins
the medicines or vending the same showing
them TO be spurious.
LowAY & Co, New York, snd ny ali respectable
druggists and dealers in medicine throughout
the civilized world. in boxes Ut 20 cents. {.
cenfs and 81 each.
~ There is considerable sAving.by taking NE
larger sizes
y. B.-Dlrections for the guidance OF patients
in every disorder are affixed TO each box.
Office, liz Liberty st., New York.
d&w.pec. la-lyr.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20

5000 Cant ne made by every agent
~~OO every month in the business we
earn dozen dollars day right in their own To-
calitis-. Have no room to explain here, Bust
ness pleasant and honorable, Women. bows
aud girls do N well ~ men. We will furnish
YOU complete Quilt free. The business pay
better than anything else. We will bear Elk
pense of starting you. Particulars free. Write
and see, Farmers and mechanics, their sons
and daughters, and all classes in need of paving
work nj home, should write TO us a II earn all
about the work 1T once. Now is the time
Don't delay, Address Thur " Co.Augusta,
Maine
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
A GENT: WANTED to seq BOZ sRs New
ID E EyeTts az the Nstionai Capital

AND THE CAMPAIGN OF l676y
Just The book for the times. Gives full history
low the government has been managed since its
examination. Explains how Jobs are put
through congress. Gives iull history OF the
the lives Of Hayes, Wheeler, Tilden and Hen
bricks. Grand chance for Agents. Address.
s-l7-wsw j. II CHAMBER5, ST. Louis, No.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
Centennial Reduction
in Advertising.

Three thousand, two hundred and llfty dollars
worth OF newspaper advertising, at publishers
schedule rates, given for 500, and a three
isers of responsibility. X printed list, giving
Name, Character, Actual Daily and Weekly Cir
culation, and schedule rates OF Advertising.
sent flee To any address. Apply to George i.
Kowell Co, Newspaper Advertising Agents,
IL Park Row, NY.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
Club Prices for for the best Home
and Foreign Literature.

Possessed of THE LIVING AGE and one or
other of our yivacious American monthlies, "a
subscriber Will find hms self in command OF the
whole situation. '-Philadelphia Ey'g Bulletin.
FOR SlO.5u THE LIVING AGE aud either one OF
the American - Monthles Tor ilaIper's Weekly
or iiaAaTl Will be rent for year. both postpaid;
or, for 81 ~, Tue LIVING ACE and scribners
II. NlchO!a. or Appleton Journal
Address LITTLE GAY. Boston.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
The Centaur Liniments

pain, subdne swollings heal burns, and will cure
hhea'natlsm, Spawn, and any flesh bone or
muscle allment. The White Wrapper is for
family use, the Yellow Wrapper for animals
\ listof the ingredients are contained around
each bottle, They are cheap, speedy aud Ger
tain
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
Directions how to Test
e IL "A HN E q H.

oil
In anyo
rand
Elaine sntpy
would be the
the OIL then the
twin
Twin
nil
Alter being
shovel or The
measure or vessel upon the burning and will
consume the oil lust a i on fire.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20

Elaine, the Family Safeguard Oil,

standing 100 deg IShod
$50 deg make
BLAINE taken
all s, ~
the oil
higher than that headlight and nsr,v
SAFE whereas ordinary headlight higher
test the
lime wick
Elaine
largest lines in Ptburs only /!
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-12-20
BARCLAY BROTHERS.
Exclusive Agents for Southern Illinois. and
the adjacent country South and
West Of Cairo
NEW ADVERTISEMENT.

ga day at home Agents wanted OmGt
Pr aud terms tree. True n 90. Augusta,
Maine.