The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1876-11-23
GLEANINGs.

Nhv is Christmas like general mis-
take9 Because it is a comm nearer
common error.
It is worthy of remark that when
Dom Pedro went to call on the Sultan,
his wife insisted on going along with
him.
A man-milliner drives one of the
finest teams in London. He certainly |
should know how to handle the rib |
bons.
Spurgeon says that men with
squeaky boots ought not to come to-
church. That's the reason so many
don't.
| Some letters Of the alphabet seem to
have their own appropriate and dlstlnc-
tive colors. as. for instance, red i. blue
| j. green t, etc.
A little fellow earnestly explained to
another, that a camp-meetlng was
place where they have Sunday every
day in the week.
1t is not considered a subject of
laughter in New Haven to see young
woman prowling around with cow
hide. looking after theological stu
dent.
You can never tell what boy will
do within an hour after you loose
sight OF MIN. but you can safely bet
he will not do what you want to have
him do.
/ New York Commercial: A MIR.
| Brandy has become a newspaper pro-
prietor in the interior of this State.
Brandy in the interior is always good.
you know.
every heart knows it's own misery,
she said. as she looked into the nest
2 and saw that those Cochin eggs which
z cost s.; per dozen had Matched out Mus
$ covy ducks.
Huxley contends that frog is only
a bird without feathers and SO fish
ball must be only base ball with the
l cover knocked off. and stone is only
: an apple dumping gone to seed.
Q A teacher in one of the mission Sun
= . dav-schools of this city asked pupil or
;. Sunday where the spirit OF the Lore
told Philip to go. The young hope1u
: said naively, ITO the Centennial.
3 Chicago gas rates have been reduced
a to Sl.50. Courtships, however, arr
!, still conducted with very eXaggerat
q ed idea of economy, as the young PEG
+ pie put out the lights and sit i'll tn
!. dark every chance they get.
Il Scene in New York police court
r. Judge-'Prisoner, find you guilty Q
|. intoxication in the public streets. Tn
IS punishment is ten dollars or ten days
$. Which will YOU take = Prisoner
n Il will take the ten dollars, your hol
e or
Id At an examination Of girls for tn
lg rite OF confirmation III the Eplscop;
ne church, in answer to the questloi
G. sW hat is the outward visible sign c
S, form in baptism!'' the reply OF
Se bright little theologian was. "Ih
X, baby, sir.
81 \ little boy III the infant class {
- a Sunday school was asked by h
- teacher whether he had learned an
- thing during the week. 'Oh, yes.
nc said he. What have you learned
~ "Neyer to trump your partner trek
~, ~ was the reply.
~ Somebody in q distant part OF II
"a State wrote to the White County Ark
nm Record inquicing where the Rev. r
He ward Thompson was. and got the +
no lowing replv:-..This IS Brudd
no Thompson, now in Jail for stealing
/, a poor colored woman money.
tn That explosive machine has act
like magic in reforming the bagga
,ur smasher. The tenderness and ca
ow with which he now picks up each Sal
ire toga and deposits it on the platfor
,ys makes one feel that even villains ha
ere their mission to fulfil in this wor
est Two enterprising Jersymen Ia
rk, lust patented IAN apparatus for prese1
ING food" To our thinking the b.
us, of all WAYS to preserve food is to tt
ing a pair of good healthy childr0 lot
ore in the pantry three times day. Nc
r to of YOUR aparatusus are needed Wit
IN they are.
.ine Some one ruminates sadly in
nc Chicago Journal THE white Clio,
q beau of last night. leaning over
NY ballustrades and twirling his 81
',he mustache. may next month be TO
iis fond husband leaning over an
'ens stove, and preparing cup of morn
one coffee for thin-lipped woman wit
~. hawk bill nose put on bias.
nor Guest--"Good-h bye enjoyed oursel
" rnucn i. fitSl- Stl you
ted. going now. can't we persuade y,
lpht how the time has flown hope we 81
~ . soon see YOU ac- Coachman e
find tidentiallyl--..Wil OF make EN-
tho late for the train. sor' can asy-
lem. His Master lin dumb show. IF
rery dare. sir, Drive like the-
t Is An Omaha girl recently marie
tand man whose features were nearly
scured BY heavy growth of whlsk
o do. Now" she said. At the conclHslo
rand the marriage ceremony. my first
the iety is to get that hair off your fac
that can see what you look like.
have married a pig in a poke so ia
ouist YOUR features are concerned.
thus barber had a call that day.
of 4 (,
;, A., you'll never marry again. -
a..u YOU grieye so after lick. Vas il tw
80, YOU tainted. or three timer at
r~,-a n. ..RlcSS We SaIll ~Arv. 1t