The Morning herald., 1876-11-20

Il Cdneress meets in three weeGD.
| By1 y1itimber-Retu1iin Boards. -
TNsalt river steai silly eiDgsra
UipE6eria is very prevalent in New Jsr'
sey.
Titles Of nobility are advertised for sale
in New York.
Strauss opera, "That Bat" is to be pro-
tduced in England. ,.F fa-... ta~ a-.
10, Tweed evidently dsesu't believe in small
sails and quick returns,
People who jump 1t conclusions are not
apt 70 strike on ideas. ......
Look out for cold weather; wild geese
are flying southward.
i We are all Of US very perfect beings as
long as We are not tried. -.
| A French family Of slatersville, N. J.,
have four pairs Of twins.
The rabbit is timid, but no cook can
make it quail. n.,. ..-.tg..,..
Twenty tons of coal are stolen daily
from the trains at Phoenixville Pa.
The hood that most ladies like to talk
about-their neighborhood.
Galveston, Texas, recently shipped
abroad 5573 bales Of cotton in single
day.
The correct returns of Peter Coopers
vote in New York City gives him 1858
votes. ,.
Harman Pyle, Of West Chester, killed
five wild ducks at one shot on the Brandy
wine.
Earthquakes, disease, and bad brandy,
together, have decreased the population OF
Peru greatly
A late London newspaper states that the
nobility and gentry have abandoned alto
gether the use Of the checks rein ior horses.
The grasshoppers are Matching out num-
erously in Texas. THERE'S an apprehen-
sion that they will not survive the rigors
OF winter.
"Jemima Susan, did yon get my letter?'
"Yes, Dick" * sent it in the hopes of
raising fame" "Richard, you succeed
ed, for it Lit the gas"
| A son was born to James Elliott of Mer.
iden, Conn.,, on election day, and the child
will be nameless until the parents know
who is to be President.
i A steer in Oglethrope county, Georgia,
had his horns caught between two saplings
SO that he was unable to move. When found
he had died Of starvation.
The Knoxville "Whig' figures it up that
. rum costs the United States 100000, 900
| annually, and the clergy sl2 100000. Why
| not abolish the clergy? We must econo-
lnize.
The late Prof. Smell, of Amherst College,
kept weather record for more than thirty
, years taking observations three times a
t day. Since his death his daughter has
!, continued the work.
The New Orleans "Times" says that
j quite large manufacturing business is Of
! an apprehension that they will not sarvive
the regors ofKellogg's despatches.--Phila
: delphia Chronicle.
"A majority of one is as good as ma
y, Ijority of one hundred" says the Cincin
J. natl Commercial This is true enough
= but first get your majority of one by fai
= means.
t Returning Board logic: If fall the vote
4 that weren't cast were counted, Haye
a would be elected, therefore it is the duty 0
n the Board to cast those votes that were no
cast.
On Russiau trotting courses, only stand
r ing starts are given, horse breaking NOR
than three times in three versts or abou
1.-TWO miles, is disqualified, and no bettin
lie except for suppers or champagne.
l. Paris has difficulty to solve, namely
b. what to do with her dead. For ten year
D. has this subject been under consideration
ut and Baron Haussman complained that th
a dead gave him more trouble than the liv
y ing.
II A Paris letter states that steel embroid
o. erv is now used on the toe of ladies' shoes
re with steel buckles and bows on the instel
a. and some Of the newest have three bows
IL one across the instep, and two placed pei
ar penaicularly side by side above. Fe
Walking, shoes with metallic soles a,
worn.
ID No trait of character is more valuab
III than the possession of good tempe
re Home can never be made happy withol
an it. 1t is like flower springing up in o,
i. pathway, reviving and cheering US. Kin
in words and looks are the outward demor
II. s,rations; patience and forbearance are tt
in sentiments within.
40 By statistics it is shown that within Il
'es limits Of the island Of Java every ye
Of about three hundred people are eaten
OF carnivora, two hundred by the crocodile
one hundred killed by the rhinoceros, Fl
hundred killed by lightning, while one hu
=: dred die by snake bites, and varyi
II u number by earthquakes and volca1
~ action. '''
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