The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1876-09-01
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| r1nanoo,o,,,. iamented friend,u
management yet it caunot be dsa;as ,su
'nat the heart of Col. Yell alwsvs sl'eo I
warmly for his native Iand.-IrtDeA DeAs
Fu''erIa Oration. r<as'sas
was ,ssn, fs,;1 7 it rough on Ella, just,.s a..
etbersoI "ns, ny Frederick at lunch ~, s.s
cook bawlout 'pelite was, TO have the>-
pork and nras.s saY,''lI We have YER =
49, conc %, W wnS tin yer
8Ss,n.s ~ea s
To his atJ,,,. ---sas.ing younesfet.
those aays ~ - uired If the pcSsa
ground, 1t was discsasl, sums on 49,
been realing the passage, -7an'she had-s'
of men multiplied upon the-faees
earth.' So
/ Prof uuxIev reaches this country
inst in time TO settle the controyersyfs ~
to whether mosquito dips iis slieon
into a .Iersevman for the purpose Of eN-
tracing his blood.sor his apple JAZZ
Brookiyn AFgus. s.
=. Yesterday ON Canal street memOer
of - church inadvertently stepped on on
a banana skin, aad, AZ be .skated- OIL 70
- 49, sy----- = - --i "a srreat.. chunks out
ofthe third commandments. U,sf.si.e
ayune. -
Terre Haute. ExpFess 80 Bark!
Hear an angel sing sang young man
in an OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES exhibition.
"No 'tafnt !" shouted an old farmer in
one of the back seats, . It's only my old
mule that's hitehed ouiside.' The young
man broke down and quit
A Partisan artist, aided by his
friends, has just completed dwelling
said to be @sthetically perfect. This, in
the opinion Of the average woman.
means that it has two closets opening cut
of every room, window scat little
higher than the next door ncigiibor's, and
is easy to move from.
-" I hear you are desperately court
ing the chambermaid," said a man to
his servant That is my business
was the reply. But hear, too, that
she favors your attentions" "That is
her business" " But do you know that
/ shall instantly put you outside of the
door p That is your business"
-. The society writer of the Peoria
Democrat says Of the distinguished Gus
tom of eating exclusively with the fork
Z" The fashion originated with hotel ser
wants, because the securing of knives in
these vast caravansaries was the most Sc
rious Job Of the whole daily round Of du-
ties.
.."If you get choked, cropou allfours
and co1gh," is the advice Of a Cornell
professor They used to say get some
one to hold you by the heels and strike
the back between the shoulders" This
is probably a constitutional develop r
ment in favor Of enlarged personal lb-.
erty. ,@<-4 T.. ..e...r: .s..<fts
.Croauet isbecoming every year m?re.
and more unpopula[, What chances has
A girl of making catch when, Just rs
she has about completed her cenquest;
and is ready to land her FISH, lhtr whole
womanly soul impels her 10 raise lump
on him with mallet and cali him a red
headed cheat ofa Ioon.
"A new clotbier in Danbury, Connec.
ticut, brother-in law OF the News man,
has excited public curiosity by having .
large apple painted on bis dgn. When
asked for an explanation he quietly in.
quired: "Ifit hadn't been FOR an apple
where would the ready-madc clothing
stores be to-day?''
-" My dear" said Phil. Sheridan 70
his wife, the other day, you'll have TO
lake care of the boy now. ] must GO
md look after the Indians." We'll, if
you must 90, Philip, she said brayely,
9 must bear up under IT, But remem-
Der the advice of the Spartan mother;
md if you can't bring your hair back
With you, you'd better stay there.
lint going to have any scalpcd man
rotting me and baby round-not if 1
snow it."--Bglmgton Hackeye-
On the road TO Epsom mustached
youth, on top OF a drag, evidently am
}itious Of a,eisg mistaken for can officer"
hus saluted fat ooachman who was
driving his master and family:
you, Sir where's your shirt
,ollar2 How dare you come 10 the
Derby without shirt collm?" John
sr6wled forth, without lifting his eyes
rom his horses, Cow the dooce cobid /
lave shirt collar when yourmother has
lot sent home my washing?"
Our civilization is full ofsuch stofies
As this, which is from Oshkosh;.sA man
in the town of Rushford killed another
mans dog. The son of the man whose
dog was killed, therefore, proceeded TO
whip the man who killed the dog Of the
man he was son of. @he man who was
son of the man whose dog was killed was
arrested by the man who was assaulted
by the son of the man whose dog the man
assaulted and killed. The man who was
arrested by the man who killed the dog
of the man whom the man arrested was
son of, for assaulting the man who killed
the dog, finally settled the case up with
the man who had arrested the son Of the
man who owned the dog, for assaulting
the man who killed the dog Of the mans
father who had been arrested. And stiii
we are not happy"