The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1876-03-30

Burlington HACK Eye: "Our attention
has been called to the literary achievement
Of young art critic recently employed on
Lincoln (Neb.) paper who was layishtng
rivers of gush Oh the WORKS OF local artist
"a young LADY,. He didn't think 1t would be
lust the thing TO compare young lady artist
10 ethe old masters which Is the proper
thing to do when speaking of local artists, so
he compared her to the old mistres|es!' And
now be ID wandering aimlessiy through the
: woods"
,Schopenhauer says that women remain
all their life big children they have an eye
Il for the thing which Is nearest TO them they
attach themselves to the present; they mis-
take the appearance for the reslity, and they
: set aside the most momentous question for
the yeriest trrfe." She probably had an eye
for the thing nearest her ia the way Of a
broom. when she went for old SchoDen.
hauer after expressing that sentiment Phil
adelphia Bulletin.
A wedding ip dentists office is the latest
romance iu North Adams, Mass. The brides
father refusing to smile upon the would-be
4 son.in was not let into the secret, and
the Young woman left her home on the pre-
text of taking music lesson, and found the
Z dentist and minister awaiting her at the
office. The parent has turned dentist 90 far
as to look quite down in the mouth.-Ib.
Sergeant Bates's latest plan is to carry the
American flag across the Centennial grounds
Z on the opening. day. And an adopted pa
triot has offered $4,000 for the exclusive pr-
yilege Of playing the bag pipes on the same
grounds. Now, II the Sergeant could be
persuaded TO shoot that bag-ppe map, and
the friends OF the latter lynch Bates for MUIR
der, we wouldn't care whether the Centen-
NAL mapsgers would set apart half-price days
or not.-No-risto,cn Herald. /
Messrs. Osgood & Co. have In press book
entitled "Dte Fauptstroemunger der Litera.
tur des Neunoehnter Jdhrhunderts." Un-
less this Jaw breaking title Is changed to
some such pronoupceable name IS Kuftk kun.
Observation-Disclosures" we Dre.
sumo the book will have no sale.--Nor-
risto,en herald. .
The Philadelphia receives daily about
seven postal cards with Dear cousin, ex.
beet me 10 June, with friend whom you
will he delighted to know. 1t will be i'm.
possible for me TO stay more than three weeks.
"a am 70 glad that we have begun to CORE.
spend again" Philadelphia demands fast
mail train to the desd-letter Office Cincin.
aGti Comaercial.
The LadieS' Bureau, of Marsballtowp,
Ia, 10 mild and lovely article on the action
of the Legislature Of that State on the female
suffrage resolution, hopes the names of "the
s pig.heuded legsla'ors may be seethea in the
Blacklist depths OF eternal exscratiop." That
bureau hasn't been polished lately.
Mr.. Oliver Perkins, of Illinois, is man
OF sound sense II h,s education has been neg
iected. He lately sent bis boy to the school.
marin with the following note: Mis-
HaEa,-Pieas dik the barer for running
away. Liz him Well. No NOR at Pheasant.
Yours respectively, Mr.. oliver Peakins."
Joaeain Miller tells Of man who his
friends thought Eust lie. because there
wssn7s truth enough in the world to keep
him talking as much a. be did. If Mr.. Muller
would 9pit poetry aod make business OF
getting III such little bits be wonId soon be
respected Detroit Free Press.
A Chicago critic, speaking Of the change
OF bill ina Chicago theatre, is responsible
kor The following. eloquent rhetoric s. This
week Mr.. MeV,cker will lead his forces out
of the sun-lit valley OF comedy into the
shadoH which the m0upfsin OF tragedy casts
apon the Middle land Of drama."
y g What's usee play poker ~ remarked an
aimonaosyed denizen of Tucson, Nevada,
che other day. Ne hold four kings and
. iaces Aelesn maa hold all same time four
iaees and king; whole week washes gone
likee Hoodbine." f.
An exchange, in giving to girls some sensl.
bic adY,ee about the cara OF tue fset, ineud.
ag5tbe folly OF wearing boots that are too
small, remarks: 9 Learn this lesson: no one
cares about the eliza OF your feet except your.
self therefore DO comfortsbae.o
An English genius u Worsing on ma.
chine 70 utilize fbs swell OF the sea. The only
swsy 70 usilizs the swell OF the land ts TO bury
hln Alongside Of cneUmb er.yines. Detroit
free Press, ~
:. ~ New jersey man bss Invented 8 Cen.
serHih stunppalier. We thought some
Dody would name something after tho Cea.
Ienstsl before ths pear was out. Better late
than never. <. Sorristopn Herald.
. An lows psper Invented is an appropriate
sttbe for the dispatch about the mests
saoEe. ip ksntaeky thus: = .Ihst Atsfl