, 1876-04-02


terial and color, and 6Vouterie that might
awaken envy in thu breast OF many titled
Western DAME I hs,e listened to thrilling ao-
counts OF lockets as large Is turkeyR' eggs both
faces OF which are covered with brilliants Of the
first water the size of goouiy chick peas; Of
complete "costumes" from Worth and Madame
Elise; OF ropes Of pearls that would hare
"sicklied DER with the pale cast Of thought"
the laFish impulses Of Lothair himself; of ru-
bies, emeralds. and s1pphlreH scattered with hne
somewhat exuberant, charms. Az the Egyp-
tian ladies'. so the Egyptian houses What they
are compelled to exhibit to public gaze is Of
simplicity frequently amounting TO ugliness,
willis that which they reserve for private anspeo-
ton il gorgeous and ornate in the extreme.
MANS WAY.
Tho front steps Of citizen OF High street
(says the Detroit Free Prese) have needed re-
pairs for many months past, and almost every
dAy since last October he has promised to send
carpenter around to fix them. he came home
the other day to find that his wife had been
tr1pped up again By the ateps, and this tine abe
had received = broken limb. She felt just as
any woman would. and a. he came into the
house she stopped grooming long snough to
ttThe doctor says Tn laid up for three or
four months, and gueas you'll hx these steps
now !"
"Thsy ought to have been fixed long ago."
he slowly replied. but it you are going TO be
laid up all summer won't bother With EN-
Ill CONS and 60 by the side door}"
JUST HIS LUCK.
New Orleans Republican: "You see," said
the despondent man On the pickle barrel,
addressing the grocer, who was srearine
the top ct cracker-box with \ cheese
knife "you zee some people has good luck, and
Some people has bad luck. Now, remember
once was Walking along the street With Tom
Jellicks, and he went down ono side OF it and 1
went down on the other. We hadn't got more'n
half way down when he found a pock-
ettook With ea61 in it. arid stepped On
wonRn's dress aud got acquainted with my pres
ent wife. 1t Was always so," he said with
sigh. "that Tom Jaliicks was the luckiest
man in the world, and that never had no
luck"
THE ROMANCE OF A POOR YOUNG GIRL.
4 young girl IN Christian County, ky., With
more romance than common sense in her COM
position. cut of her pretty brown curls, drassed
in q suit OF her brothers clothes, and started,
clandostine1y, on foot for the Black. Hills. She
vas brave to encounter whatever hardehips in
shape Of travel or Indiana might besee her way
and visions Of gold plains led her cheerfuliy on,
But she had not reckoned On that Indian torna-
do, which on the very first night Of her journey
came up with her on q very muddy road, took
nef IN ltS EWO[NCe. aQ0 Eo!leu uoH &uu
round, over and over, for something less than
half 4 mile. She returned homs nsxt day
sadda1. sorer, and W1ser glrl.
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tem'H,Ne Ho'e1.
"nen Two "omen ~ 1amily arc ety'ns 70
tell the Same thing ut the sams t'me' it Il An
ausp'c'oas opportunity 1oe tos "ea 1olks 70
Vanish.
Nothing will dry i voman's eTes aud check her
= nav strja ~ finnnce m neiohhorine mnnrn-
er's dress.
Tha nanhrrv Ne,,. savn. uTonp hair il a
r,arn - - wornsr s,nfasa .ha ,.ais.ts - rtoar
the comb and brush bsfors bar husbsud hss oc-
c.sion % to nae them !"
Don't yon think. said 3 husband in mlld
rorm o. 5fnufs h r. 10 nls %lte sna1 ~omen 9 are
euar "a ~ soon 40 thew ara rnarriad ),
7"oA, eo ' 49, AA4
a Brooklyn glfl IS TILED with JOY because she
has achieved her Centenn'al o1er OF marriage.
Slnety-n1ne E1clIms hao peen lea 90 ene otoes'
but she will marry The Centennial chap.
F. A coriander seed sprouted in the cavity Of 4
tooth worn BY California woman, and caused
it to ache. For miles around tue people used to
advise her not to talk. 1or lear aha would Epou
ths crop.
Waists OF evening dresses arc now laced 1t the
ia1v il taken with shortness OF breath 4 ua1
nn9bs ~ knov ubera IN atriks for h.Y rs};af Tho
very first pop.
u1,u ecrstcb 1o,r ava o,t t;aeed m i,censad
<,,,.,a 1,ssse1,t;ar i, !: bnrsn-oar who ;msa,nsd
.fot ~, ents.n ~ ,,ar ~;tia .s <.on6 80
mat aIto stto ;. ~ aa,s;ch asa1 msdsm !. Ia
eye oh ne1. ~, ;.s Gt,sa .,asa" a"a' 40
aule's 'e4uAiaeu ''o s'"0H"
A Cleveland woman recently married q Chi
nese lauDdryman, and three days thereafter The
unhappy Celestial appeared 1t a barbers shop
and ordered h18 pig -tal che OIL kaj1nS4 IN Ok
p1aoa1'oo' 1oo n'non'" oAn 1AoA'
Mrs. Loproller, whose husband is delegate
to a political Convention, grlns derlsfrely at
reading that the delegates have been instructed
"HeaP, o good it'll DO to instruct old Log
roller |" she says: "Ive been instrnctin' the
pig-headel fool for years. and he can't buy
yard Of calico With any sense yet"
ponoa Sentinel. It 1ss only q month aro that
ha nron;aa3 tn iove cherish and nrotect her.
snd restardav morning when She asksd whesher
she shonid sn,it m the head Of the flour-barrel
Or steal an armful Of kindling from the back
YARD Of their nest neiehbor. be rolled over with
7,ors,cpo,a IN mt annear m understand our
reop!o; :u"s "aa @ 49, 49,. 80. As 49, ~ et.n. d.r
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