The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1876-04-11
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FEMININE NOTES.

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Leap year reading Of an old pFOSerb-
La femme propose, Dieu dipo'e'
Many a lady in Washington has come
TO want-come to want diamond car.
rings.
The newest floral sentiment: "If you
wish for hearts ease, don't look to mari
gold"
"Oh certainly" lie replied, ats very
easy 10 unite it now, while II is only a
beau.knot."
Every married woman is personally
acquainted with man who will cit right
alongside Of stove and let the fire go
out.
The love OF gold does not always gov
ern, for St. Joseph (Mo.) girl recently
refused wealthy sutton because he ate
beans with knife.
An exchange says: at takes th hi
men u month to make one Gamer mar a.i
shawl" Yes, and it often takes one ma"
thirty months to pay for it
aLave this" said a maiden, implOrlng-
ly, turning her ievered bro" 70 heT sun
81 extended hand. lie was an irishman
and he left accordingly.-Nt'r York Com
merciGl Ildlrtiser.
Addresses show more consideration for
,bcir Use servants that is generally supposed.
Sot long ago Mrs. Fidgett was heard
telling Mary Ann that she had been
securing the whole house for her.
Said young doctor to lady patient:
"You must take exercise for your health,
nv dear" Gail right" said she, "Pll
lump at the FIRST offer" They were mar
ried about six months afterwards.
An Indiana girl at yassar College
writes to her parents: "This Is the most
stylish hair-pin OF a boarding.school l
ever tumbled to. can eat four times
day il 1 want to, and get u fair hack at
the hash every time"
A Minnesota grill named Happiness
Quinn, and half the young men in the
neighborhood wear black eyes for indulg-
ing in certain inalienablc rights, among
which are "life, liberty, and the pursuit
OF Happiness"
ASt. Louis girl, who was married on
Wednesday last, made her husband give
her, previous to the ceremony, written
promise that he would take her to Phila-
ieIphia and reside there with her during
the Centennial.
HWhen women make bread" said Quiz,
moralizing over an underdone biscuit at
the Observation-Disclosures women make
bread, a curious phenomenon often re-
suits: you find a little dear bringing
forth little dough"
He smiled beautifully, and said,
How're you Sarah ?" Sarah replied, "You
can't fool dis gal; know you How's
your wife and family?" As he silently
walked away he remarked to himself,
"Dat mr. gal does know me-"
The following advertisement, taken
from late London journal, illustrates
the change that is gradually taking place
in social ideas: "rhree lady helps want
ed, as cook, housemaid, and nurse; priv
ate family; no servants kept"
A Washington shoemaker has secured
one OF Mrs. Belknap's boots, which is
now on exhibition in his store. It's a
thrilling sight TO sec woman whip out a
tape line, when the shoemaker's hack Is
turned and measure that boot.
Can anybody tell why all the voices in
the House that answered ayes" upon the
vote on the woman suffrage matter yes.
terday were tcnors, while the chorus Of
"Noes" that retired this matter for this
year were uniformly BASES ?-Boston
Globe.
A Preston man has been missing for
three days; and, us lie was recently mar
ried, grave doubts exist as to whether he
is sitting round in q hay:loft somewhere,
meditating on the price offspring bonnets:
or has merely drowned himself.-Norcich
Bulletin.
MoIlie Stockton, Of Winnemucca, New,
publishes card in the Siircr State ex-
planning why she was compelled to "put
Il head" on her schoolmaster. Mollie
says: although / am'only fifteen years
OF age, l am well aware that the poor
female is too often trampled down with.
out just cause"
"Hold me close, and don't take long
steps, dear"-the reporter heard sweet
feminine voice address tall young fel.
low last night, rs two forms came care
fully down the steps on their way 70 the
theatre, aud he wondered il that fellow
would care II the weather never got any
bettcr.-Ioledo Blade.
The following explanation Of the way
church fairs are worked seems to be from
one who knows: "Some ladies borrow
money from their husbands, buy mate
rials, and make up fancy articles, which
they give to the fair. Then they change
places, borrow more money, and buy the
articles back again"
Spartan virtue still exists, and the
principle OF modesty is not thing Of the
past. II you don't believe this, just sec
what Penn yam damsel, who is a wit
meas in the Crozicr murder-trial, says:
~ am nearly 81 years old. never stood
near married man, because l think 1t is
against the rules OF impropriety."
A lady, at an entertainment the other
evening, was so provoked and annoyed by
her view Of the stage and performance
being obatructed by hat perch high on
the head Of lady in front OF her, that
she didn't notice the man who sat immed'
lately behind her. muttering audible i'm.
precautions because he couldn't see over
the top OF her own bonnet.