The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-04-27
PENNS SYL HANLA DEI7SH
BREEF Fun SAMMY SCHNITzLER.
DUNNERsBARRICK, April der q, '76.

mawgs kushta wass S will.
Un we is S nit de lett in Ohio-wella
Sc aw all de weag kumma. un wann Sc
dun wella'd er tzu foos ga odder i'm
buggy odder uf m shteam car ON Rail-
road? Ich recommend der Railroad, for
S gait yusht about shlick in denna cars
fawra nit de fney velvety sitz wo mer so
she WEIGH druf huckt.
lch hob particularly noch g'froked
weage dem grossa Centenniel show un
i;h will der now aw de particulars derfu
gevva. Sc hen grose house abbordch
g'baut for de shaney saucha nj du un aw
house os net gons so grose is for n
side show. So feel os ich hob ousfnna
kenna wella Sc allerle usefuIly un fancy
saucha uf weisa, un Sc sawga Sc hetta n
gonsy lot fun der Jersey un fun Deltsh-
lond un sheer ivverall har gebrocht for
S interesting maucha,
De Englender wella feelerla relics uf
weisa, so we n olty pishtole os der Julius
Seeser g'hot hut we ar der general war
in der English army, un aw pawr
shtrump-bendle os de Queen Victoria
era gross mommy ais aw ghot hut, un
aw n pickter fun General Washington
we ar hands g'shaked hut nit m Corn
wallis dort in Yorricktown shteddle sella-
mohls.
De Fronsosa hen i'm sin shaner ban,
ner nit bringa os sawgt we Sc de Deitshe
so orrick g'haxd hen for a pawr Johr
tzurick dort i'm Metztown un in Sedan.
De Shponishe kumma nit pawr fun
denna grossy Durham bulla un wella
proweera a bully shaner bull.fght raisa,
on wann Sc sell dun don will de Fanny
aw derbei 81.
DE Jarsey lett kumma nit grossy lot
hummer anes wasser-Millona, un seesy
krumbeera un G darty hucklebara. Un
for de ouslender wesa wass for kreddoora
os Sc raisa in der Jarsey hen Sc sich aw
prepared NIT a CLAWS case full mushkit-
ters, bull frogs un rossel-shlonga. For
all selly sana muss mer aver n fartle
dawler extra betzawla.
De Ohio delegation sawga Sc wet kum-
me NIT n grossy lot premium lod war
rick, ebble shnitz, weltshkorn shtengle
so long os fensa riggle, un aw IN lot fetty
buDbellin net maner os a yohr alt, lch
vase aver net eb de bubbellin era NOM
mics nit kumma wella, odder eb Sc g.
shickt warra by express. Es hut ow or
rich grossy un fetty 81 in Ohio. un ich
will aw huffa Sc weisa Sc uf ON show we
onnery huhhellin aw
De Chinamenner hen i'm sin de lett
weise we mer tzu middawg esst NIT rotta
flash un doty katza. Ich con anyhow
net sana warum os de rotta net yusht so
goot sin for essa os de dreckIche 81 os
era reesel sheer in ennicher weshter
plotz nj shtecka.
Ich un de Fanny g'hara tzu der Penn
sylvania Deitsh delegation, un de Fanny
will de lett amohl weisa uf wass os meer
ON beshta lava-net uf doty katza, rotta
odder 81, aver uf saur kraut, krumbeera,
schnitz, fasnachts kucha, uXa flash un
levver warsht. Mer hen aw n alter
hunnert yaricher Collender i'm house, un
seller wella mer uf fweisa ais n relic.
Aver Sc wella noch n department
hawa ON grossa show-wass Sc de moral
political scieme hasa. Sc gevva de plans
we mer de politics managa mus for de
crosse Washington political Machine
runna.
Der General Grant will acta ais head
boss fun political side show, un all de
ouslender misSa de heet OBJ nemma wann
Sc nj game, so os Sc aw reshpect weisa in
favor fun unserem shane un freia sys-
tenn.
I'm arshta plotz wella Sc weisa we mer
de persanelich revenue raised. Persane-
Itch named ohicial-de shtamps for der
President I'm 81 office holders. For Sc
du muss mer de mutual system adopta,
un der arsht mon os shtories Gus der
shool sawgt dut mer grawd reshta un in
de Penitentiary shtake. Well dino, wann
de true blue office holders anonner fer
shtane don game Sc on de arwet un a
yeader helft SIGH selver on der crosse
Uncle Sam geld kisht, un mamma rous
Sc feel os Sc grabba kenna fun tzeit tzu
tzeit, un gevva risseeta derfore i'm naw-
ma fun secret service, un dino dun Sc
de accounts audita un sigma de certificate
os allies recht is, un dino declara Sc era
dividends un a Yeader shteckt 81 share in
der SOCK
We g'sawt, der General Grant hut i'm
sin selver de moral political sciece depart.
ment tzu runna ON grossa CentennieI
show-for de dummy nglarnty ousled.
der weisa we she un we goot allies har
gait in Washington, un we Sc so goot un
so grose lava kenna un yeader hunnerta
fun daussend dawler uf gobbla, Aver,
of course, der General Grant cons net
alla du-ar muss aw assistants hawa, un
selly missa all ehrliche lett 81, so os de
ouslander un onnery Jarsey lett sich aw
uf Sc ferlussa kenna. So feel os ich Gus.
finna con hut der Grant ais sein special
ler Centenniel Staff fun moral political
science department appoint: amer beim
nawme Babcock ais derhawpt Clerck, un
as sull der shlissel hawa tzum grossa safe,
un aw boss acta ivver de toxa ufwhiskey,
Der Simon Cameron soil acta ais der
superintendent fun der Kickapoo Insha
agencies; aver Bellnap-'n orrick finer
un a shmarter mon un 81 frow solla de
toxa collecta fun de shtorekeeper os ap-
point sin for de suldawta chaw duwack,
whiskey un onnery usefully articles fer
kawfa for Cash un no trust. Ono hut ar
noch feel onnery gooty menner os m
helfa. Wann amohl de Englender un de
Deitsha un de Shponishe der Republican
Grant system sana un fershtane, don
werra Sc aw selwer nj ga for era old
fogy government OBJ shafa un der goota
un ehrlicha republican Grant plan adop-
ia.
Aver, S soil noch onnery attractiffy
department hawa i'm grossa show. Es is
wass Sc de nei fashiondy domestic indie
pendence hasa. According tzu de old
fogy notion hut ais n mon yusht ca fraw
hawa darfa, aver selly tzeita sin ferbei in
der grose United States, except unner de
commonly lett os S net affoi da kenna mae
os ca fraw runna. Der Bruder Porra
Beecher-aW n gooter Grant Republican