Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1876-03-30

So he got into one great poverty,
and his frien's would not help him
out. When re people in 70 gardens
and palaces find out Eat Tweed was
not wiz much cash, but was poverty,
zey go back down on him. lis Til
den was one gfeat frien' of Tweed,
but he was secret. lie 60 back down
on his frion' wiz % people. And ~
people did follow Tilden, aud be be.
came one great man, and tols u
people about re canal. See?
Just SO he "peaohed" on Tweed
Peechee No, no ho make one
great discovery on Tweed's pockee
book. He tole % people ze truth
concerning zis Tweed.
And is Tilden dead 2
Dead yes, he dead ever 50 long
time.
Add what did he die Of
| don't know.
Politics, think
| do not know if he die OF any
ticks.
Perhaps he diluted his peach toe
much-made it too thin
Genteelmen, l don know.
Could thepeople swallow his peachl
don know.
Perhaps they could not, and i'm
paled him, or put head on him "a
dead head ?
| don't know.
We'll, what else have you got in
the fossil line
All now genteeImen, | show you
ze one candidate for re Centennial
Mr.. Jefferson Davis. Behold, how
grand zis one may bel
Mr.. Jefferson Davis And what
did he do
Hel Why. he was 70 great but
chair. He was establishment in re
art be was 20 great mastair be
execute his millions wiz 70 neatness
and dispatchee. He come almost to
cleave re body of re Union in two
pieces. He cut away off its grand
head.
a y ana Is ue uehu.
Dead He die three Thousand
days ago.
And what did be die of?
dom know, genteelmen, what be
die Of
Crinoline, think a?
don't know. May be.
Or was it, perhaps, of strayed out
Bourbon 2
May be.
Or was be insane, crazy?
May be.
Democracy ?
May be.
Or did he die Of dev-Hill-try ?
May by.
We'll, have you any more corpses
anything real nice and fresh, you
know ? II 80, trot them out-give
US real corpse now ; We have had
enough of mummies.
We'll, show you zis time one grand
subjeck, genteelmen. Alb to be GER
tain, | put you to astonishm Mt zis
time, sure. | show you 70 grand
artistic grand mastair. Zls is
SchurZ-Carl Schufz
Schurz Carl Schutz, oh !? Vel,
who Is he 7
Alb now, gentetlmau | tell you.
He re great model for ze poli.eecians.
He ze great type American policies.
Great model for politcians; the
great type of American politics, eh ?
Well, what did be do?
Make me patience and | explain.
La America zey have two parties-zs
Republicans and re Democrats. Ii
you comprehend re classeeka, you re
zey come from "Rei publica' and
"Damnus crafti.' Now q Reiputli-
cans zey had all the power. and all
re offices, and al re spoils. q demo
Gratis zev wanted some q zese sings,
but on account zey cannot be trusted
any, zey could not get some. Zen
zey study one long time how it is 10
be manage Re idea at last come.
ley put some feas into some Of ze
Republicans ears, watzay can reach.
Zese feas be small leetle golden IL
sects. which make one sweet musick
which can charm re polieecians, oh !!
so magnificent. re flea did charm 20
soul Schurz. So be winked ze suffi
Gent times to 20 democrats, and zey
say to him: eve will change ze law
of re constitution in your favor, if
Won come around one little +; change
your costume, change your coat,
change your linen, change your front.
So Schurz he change; he become one
revairse. See2 He took somereipnh-
licans clothes off his body, and put
on some Of re dress of 70 CZzer par
tee. ley used to call zis turn coat;"
bat now zey call it re change Of linen
re change of shirt. ley call it re-
vairsing. See2 Well, Schurz he
revairso bis shirt : Alb zsn,
genteelmen, it was one great pious
sight for re art of Mikel Angelo, to
see zis Pharisee stan up and pray
his gratitude out loud before Re world
Eat he was not like ozzer reipubli-
cans.
Just SO. You mean that this man
Schurz got a flea put into his ear by
the democrats, and changed bis shirt
became democrat.
No; he no become one Democraft;
he just lean little zat way; he be-
came-oh-yes, get It.; be become
kind wiz 20 democrats, he become
oh--so liberal wiz zem
Obi yes. be fixed his shirt 50 that
he nnnld nhanra Ii mhen IL did moi