Union and American. [volume] (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1875-1877, 1876-03-16
GOSSIP AND GLsASISas.

he wants TO 60 and kill some
squaws.
--Tilton Is in Canada; but the
weather is 90 cold that he has to
8 hang up his pictures in an ulster
oyercoat.
People who do not wish 70 be
"at home to callers this year may
let the servant say "Gone TO the
ciitinyaln
An Irish editor says he can
see no earthly reason why women
should not fbe allowed TO become
medical men.
lit is said the wealthy people
in New York are quite carried
away with the new style Of gold
amounted cofiins.
Why, asks correspondent, is
a fashionable belle at her toilet
like species Of the Euphorbia?
Because she 'fours before she
leaves.
{ ITO be at party with cold
in your head. and no handkerchief
is worse than sitting up with your
girl and having the old woman
present.
The Washington Chronicle
I proposes that. some enterprising
playwright dramatize Webster's
Unabridged Tor production during
ltheAcentennial year. r
Already, when q Washington
belle is detected in any little sinful
game, she is spoken of as Bell
mapping. We have expected this
' for two or three days.
Brooklyn has a new sensation
in the shape of a reverend who
beats his wife. The sensation
arises from the fact that he lets
other mems wives alone.
II IL am busy plowing and can
not stop to entertain company"
WAS the substance OF note that
an Illinois girl sent to a gentle
man who desired to call on her.
s. General Serbian; now that he
has got baby Of his own, feels
like fighting. Give him 10000
men and he will wipe out every
Mexican thief in the twinkling OF
a ssbvr.
Fs-Mr. James Horner, of Tennes-
see, is seven feet nine inches high,
and, and when Mrs. Horner says
to him, "Pull down your vest, Jim,
the crash of material is as violent
as the collapse Of drop-curtain OF
a theate".
George Eliot says that girls
are delicate vessels in which is
borne onward through the ages
the treasure of human affection
Girls are delicate vessels which re.
quire a small fortune every season
to keep them in sails.
Iowa school,narms keep their
, pupils in order by such talk as this;
snow, Bob, if you don t quit pull,
ing Sal's hair I'll snatch you bald.
headed! Suse, quit your whisper.
ing, or I'll put tin ear on you
That's the sort of hair pin 1 am"
Senators whose wives are far
away at home, refresh their mem.
ory of the absent dear ones, by
lingering around the treasury
building after business hours, on
rainy afternoons, to offer the fe-
male employees the protection OF
their umbrellas.
1t takes but little to dam the
current of mans happiness in
this world. Many a bridegroom
whose future was all roseate with
,h6ppy.promises, has been sudden.
~ hurried into the valley of woe
by a protruding peg in the sole OF
one of his, wedding boots.
"A Mrs, Joseph Jones of Yer
milion county, Indiana, is the
mother of three bouncing boys,
who came to her q few days ago.
There wouldn't be much in this il
it,s'wcreA not for Nthe fact that the
mother Is n sprightlv Young thing
of seventy-fve butterfly summers.
9 N-ANPutnam lady tried on a pair
of shoes the other day, and found q
dollar bill in one of the seams.
Those Windham county girls are
always lucky. 1t seems as if they
never pulled on their boots with.
out finding-an umbrella or an uls.
ter, or other really valuable ar
ticles, hidden down around the toes
somewhere inside.
The news comes that several
lady leaders of fashion in Wash.
ington are eXulting over the social
ruin of the elegant and beautiful
6Mts. Belknap Ladies, after she
has gone you may pull and strain
and hump up your shoulders and
squeeze your toes together, and We,
there will not be one of you who
can get on her No. II shoes.
--"Susan Louise said her faith.
er TO her one morning after her
young man had been to see her,
"why do you always turn down the
gas when Henry comes here2"
"WhyTpa DEAR replied bis duti-
full daughter, "you are always com