Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1876-05-05
Nun ORDlJS.

! A patient lot o. men-the Job psinsssa
A gentleman with considerable face
the man in the moon.
What does = young fellow kr.k iks
when ga'lanting his sweetheart through
shOwer-A rat beau.
Why is mad bull an animal of coz.
Ivivial disposition: Becsuss he offers .
}lsoses ~ every one - msses. .sz-~.---
Advice to the striking printers-keep
composed. but don't get "se'-up."
Pendle:ou gave B-lkn~p's bride away,
aid ever since that somebody has been
given away.
Senator Matt Carpenter says that this
gov rnmeut must be run more economic
ally. and 81 be has gwen up wearing sus-
penders.
You cannot expect man to stand cor.
recied when he has b.'cn knocked down
for making an erroneous statement
The threatened financial crisis IN Austria
need no, cause the poop there a"y sed-
Gus alarm. It's always easy 70 find ~
i Vienn..
You are brilliant and versatile bou-
q"et Of loveipess," he said, with voice
'i'at was low and soft, and in return she
warbled. DRY up. George, you've said
enough"
IT, dance we'll. . man should know ~
little as possible of everything else. He
can ha;ance partners better If his hair II
parted in the middle.
That was dreadful threat Of IN excited
pug,list: I'll t~isr you around your own
i roat u"'il there's nothing left of you
hut he ends of your shirt collar sticking
,ut Of yoar EYES"
Saws an occasional contributor: "A re.
0iyalist grocer Oh Sikh avenue displays
the sign, III ID the For' cen eggs for Is
cents. He must b. Layman.
At the oil reg. .on hotels. when stranger
IS inclined to talk loud. blow his own
trumpet. and moncpolize the conversation
at table. plate Of cheese . sent to hum,
as u delicate lint to ''chee<e 1t"
A Chicago man has not bern bothered
by his wife 10 get w"rstcd f"r tier aiuce
the morning he appeared pleased h do
-u"h n erra,,d. and incidentally spike Of
The rnga"ing v. ung lady who tended the
'"Sct2a "a' rtta'vm-, ....u. .~.~.v..
Come. Joh". be lively now; break tho
homes in Mr.. Willisms' c"ops and pu Mr..
Smiths ribs in the basket for him." John
(br,skly): 'All right, sir; just ~ soon ~
haye sawed IF Mrs. Murphy's leg"
"When ono takes his Sunday .fferOoon
nap auh has a" ugly dream" asks cor
respondent. can you call It "'ghtmsrcy
Not exactly; perhaps It NAV be more prop
er to say tn the dreamer has 0nlj little
colt in his head.
In tlr. Rond0nt Methodist Church, on
recent Sunday morning. the usual don
lning of Overcuetes Was Prpce -.iing amid
considerable confusion, bat had not been
completed when the pastor arose ~ pro-.
|nounce the bene.iicli0u. lie psused .
moment, and said: ''Breth~rn, xusss I
will put on my overcoat hereafter during
TIE bencdic,lon, 20 - not to lose a'y
time."
'Plasr. sur. what's the fare from Dub
lin TO Glasgow inquired . con Of the
Emerald Isle one day If the clerk Of .
shipping office. "Eigh.ee" shill,nxs.
replied the other. "An' what i'ye charge
for pig or q CIV" "Oh. Is. Cd. EDr .
pig, and 81. ter cow" WELL" sepli d
Pat. ''book me as pig"
Some of the pal'ers slv,nce tho theoev
III It the X ntucky ''casnipluv,s." Or flesh
shower. consisted Of the Bremer.hs> eu
|v,c,,m-' tnd,es in small pieces. or poss,by
lof p.'or Donaldson. the serOnsut We had
thought ourselves If offering some ouch
ex plantations, only we didn't consider lhem
meet.
i A scholar in country school Was asked,
'I'.How d" ynapsrs~ Mary milk the GOVT"
l|Tne last word vas Disposed Of - folLwo:
'I'Cow. noun, feminine gender. third
!, person, anil stands for Mary" "Stands
tor Mary! How Ito you make thai out"
eI..B c..uss.'' adied the intelligent pupil.
sl.',f the COW dtin't stand for Mary. how
lcoult she milk her!" E
Mary tad little lamb 20 7
4 We've heard II DER sDd o'cS, '
Until that little lamU becOmes
A perfect little bore.
r So I propose to make grave,
nj And did Il deep and wide;
! 1ha Mary's lamb and sll its barbe
Vi Dc burr d side BY side.
''Say pop" said John II nryS horeful,
Cl.a S->e~se kn VSei. Al