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furirt aQe 3eit."
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b3nen, bic mir iemals batteu. Die Na6frase barna6
TT iebr srpB unb mir fpnnen niCbt cbne fie lein.
q. $. Sifep q Sobn.
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Iern in btefem Qanbe Serfauft.
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Hr. 46 Dep Strase, Neip gprf.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08

least give color OF justice to his as
sumption of the right to cast a vote;
but that he should forcibly retain pos
session and retase to give to the two
persons named with himself therein the
certified lists was an outrage more glar-
ing, if possible than any other act III the
infamous Democratic programme, and
i'll comports with the reputation which
Mr.. Cronin had earned for fairness and
honorable dealing, and which will carry
him, with his companions in the fraud, /,
to an early political grave. Having
filled his rump college with Miller and
Parker, the vote was cast, it is said, two
for Hayes and Wheeler and one for
Tilden and Hendricks, Miller and Park
er casting the former aud Cronin the
latter. The bogus arrangement was
finished, and it is said Cronin was
selected to carry the thing to Washing
ton. That the Oregon Democracy
think they have played fine little
game and laugh over their Victory,
Republicans can rest assured, that it
will be dearly bought and frHitless, and
tliat the votes of Growers rump college
will be disregarded in the count of the
aggregate electoral votes for President
is certain.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
An Rn~ftscn3 OF war.

When tie Russians crossed the Dan
ube in 1851 the inhabitants of many
towns aud villages fled. Some poor
fugirives were attacked by party OF
hi-Bazouks. These monsters fired
on the helpless Iulgarians, killing men,
women and infants, and two days after
wards when Captain Hyde Parker, Of
Her Majcsty's steamship Firebrand,
went on shore lie was confronted with
dead and mutiIated bolies that were
scattered on the beach. He was chiefly
attracted by two poor children, one
about four years old, the other an infant
of ten months, who lay wounded aud
famishIng. Tie elder child lad five
slugs in his left arm, and the little one
a ball through It's tiny wrist. Watched
over by the gallant captain, and petted
and caressed by bis crew, generous and
warm-hearted as British tars are ever,
the little Bulgarian orphans grew strong
and healthy. Her Majesty, who was
at Osborne at the time, heard of the
case, and signified her intention of TAX
ing these Bulgarian children under her
own immediate protection. They were
trained for the sea, and are alive to-
day, holding good positions.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
R&bher sesGPanSsl he'd.

Simon Feldt, a rich German farmer,
living with bis mother and two sisters,
near i'aYette, Pa, was awakened about
midnight by q peculiar noise Lear his
bedroom door. Suspecting burglars,
he jumped ont of bed, upsetting a chair
and making considerable noise. In
stantly tile sound Of rapidly retreating
footsteps was heard on tile stairs. Feldt
seized shotgun that stood in the cor
ner of his room, and ran to bis bedroom
window, which was open. Just then
the form of man appeared, running
across the garden. IeIdt fired at him,
but the retreating burglar kept on his
way, scaled the fence, and disappeared.
Detached from the farm house, but only
few feet from it, is a summer kitchen
or wash-house. Under tins is a large
cistern, the mouth of which is i'll the
center Of the floor, covered with trap
door. This door, however, Las always
been left open as often as closed. There
is door III the end OF tie waSh-house
next the dwelling, and another in the
opposite end, opening towards the barn.
These doors are never closed, as the
building contains nothing that any one
would care to steal.
The next day one of Feldt's sisters
went to the cistern to draw some water
by means of bucket tied to the end of
rope. Tie trap was open. She let
her bucket DOM, and it came in con-
tact with something that prevented its
siuking. Miss Feldt looked down into
the cistern, and started back in horror
at the sight that met Eer gaze. Plainly
revealed by the light that streamed
down through the opening was the face
of dead man. The rest of the body
was dimly outlined in the surrounding
darkness. The woman ran into the
house screaming. The body proved to
be that OF the thief, who had fallen
headlong into the cistern, striking his
head against the side of the opening
with such force as to cut the cash in it
that was seen, and no doubt so stunned
him that he was drowned before know
ing what had happened to him.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08

Selected and Gatllcre'f on the spurs of the
in the hotter climates, when dry. contains
fifty per cent. of resin or gold eolore,l gnm,
the properties of which are stimulating and
health =. and especially atla,ted TO the
wants of the system in case of Ling dis
case and Rhenmatisnh-
The high estimate which the Spanish
placed upon it on account of its medicinal
qualities is manifest from the name they
or .sIIerh Of tlfe Saints. = The natives OS
Southern Oregon ana Northern California
have used it iinmemoriaIiy as n Rheumatic
remedy. The white population IN the re-
gion where it grows lave iiseti and priced
it as a throat and lnng medkine. Fer ;s
time they e3lled it LING Weed; but give
valuable testimonials as to its vfFtaes ia
eNrng Rheumatism.
keep iF eaclaslett from tire air as much as
possible.
have used it in my family for four or
five years. aud regard it as one OF the best
family medicines we ever Bsetl. \ finct-
IRE Is manufactured from it in CINCINNATI
and sold as 20 eeuts Ter oRnre. 4 single
one of ON. packages make eight OsHIces Of
tincture. which Is worth S.. The shrub
from which this valuable medicine Is gath
erred. is only found in marrow belt OF
Sierra Nevada Mountains. anh is supposed
to have been gathered from Mount Gilcad
thousands OF years ago, and the gNsn ex-
tracted and sold in Egypt and III lire be-
fore tie times of Solomon.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
Condensed Lightning.


Congress has resolved to investigate
Southern affairs.
A New York Tllden elector says
Hayes is surely elected.
Germany refuses to participate in the
French Exposition of 1873.
The British Government proposes
to surrender the forgers, Brent and
Wipslow.
Half the coal mines in Pennsylvania
have closed. $500 miners out of
work.
Revolution is progressing in Mexico.
Gen. Diaz occupies the City of Mexico,
and President Lerdo ard Ministers have
fled.
According to Cows. Wieklife and
Bigler, the Louisiana returning board
have returned as elected the Hayes
electors, five Republican Congrcssmeu
and a majority in the State Legislature
of 26 on joint ballot.
A telegram from Tallahassee, Flor
ida, OF the 9th, says Hayes official ma
jority IN Florida is 93O. The Republi-
cans elect the Governor, Lieut.. Cover
nor, and both. members of Congress
Whoop!
Tilden's friends now say, since Hayes
has majority of the electoral votes,
that the House can do nothing for him,
unless by hook or crook it can refer the
whole thing back to the people, and
have new election! Tilden seems to
have lost his head with the balance of
the crazy Democrats. If it were posi-
ble to have new election, Tilden would
be worse beat than ever, even if ne
spent the balance of his fortune.
Wade Hampton. of South Carolina,
says he has been elected, and he intends
TO be Governor. Large bodies Of men
had assembled at the State capital, and
an outbreak was hourly expected. The
Sena'e and House, in joint session, can
VaSScd tlie vote, ana declared Chamber
lain elected by 3.O44 Gov. Chamber
lain is hourly in danger ofassassination.
The end is not yet.
A telegram from Columbia, s. c.,
December 4th, says: All day special
trains Lave been arriving, bringing
bodies OF men nearly all of whom are
armed with rifles. With blankets roll
ed around their necks and havcrsacks
slung, they look very little different
from tie old-timo Confederate soldier.
South Carolina has always been fore
most in fomenting trouble.
Trade dollars are at par in San Fran
cisco-95c III Portland.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
shot Ill the Back.

The Servians are not military peo-
pie, and in their present war with the
Porte they are extensively officered by
the Russians. It is said that many. of
these Russian officers have been shot
down from behind The Seryians were
urged into a disastrous enterprise, to
which they were not very strongly in
clined of themselves and now when
they cannot escape service by Wounding
and bandaging their own arms, they
take revenge by shooting down the
officers who have volunteered to lead
them
1t is not alone in battle that men,
figuratively, If not literally, are often
shot down by their own allies aud pro-
fessed friends. Many civil enterprise,
as we'll as military exploit, has been
wrecked by the treachery of those pro-
Tossing to aid it.
If vou wish to succeed in lIfe-as
who does not ?--be cautious with
whom you unite in joint undertakings.
The unwilling and over-persnaded are
never to be depended upon neither
are those Of tickle disposition, or who
are capable of betrsyipg friend.
In every calculation it is not merely
the enemy III front who must be taken
into account but also the liability to
be shot down from behind.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
Tt1e Cause of t4e ,spsoslon.

81 would invite you to my house,
brudder Jackson said Deacon John
son, as he emerged from the church last
Sunday evening, "but dunno as we'll
get any supper dis night, de cook-stove
am SO dreffully out of repair.''
whats de matter wild de stovc?"
why, you see cold wedder am COM
in on an woods gittin skase an high,
an I've 'structed de folks to be berry
Economical in de usin' Oh it. We'se
bin buyin' in small lots, an last night
bein' out oh fuel / sent one oh my boys
ober TO a neighbor's to borrow few
sticks. De man or his family had gone
to bed OWN to de lateness OBJ de hour,
an dat boy, WHO would 'spise to do an
unhonest transaction, wrote out his
note for de value OBJ de wood, an drop
in' it III prominent place in de wood
shed, shouldered an armful an brought
it home"
Jess so.''
Well, fire is kindled, de teakittle
put on, de ole woman she is gittin de
supper. AL OBJ sudden puff went de
stove, zoom; Ike swish, kuslush went
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
THE Careful MAN.

Soon after noon yesterday stranger
entered a Woodward Avenue hardware
store and asked if they kept shingle-
nails there. Being Informed that they
had dozen kegs on hand, he further
inquired
s.Are they genuine shingle-naiIs, or
only limitations p
'sThey are shingle-nails. of course .
tsLet me see them.''
A handful was placed on the counter
before him, and he took several nails to
the door where he could get stronger
light. After scanning them thoroughly
he tested two or three between his fin
gers ana said
ssWell, they seem to be all right,
and I'll take five pounds. Idon't want
to appear captious, but bought some
shingle-naiIs along here somewhere
about month ago, carried them home
and what do you suppose they turned
out to be %
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
Testimonials.

DIR. Nicklin. Of Eugene City, says
s.Your BALM, is one OF tie best preserved
herbs ever saw. aud is worthy ofa higher
price than yob put upon it.
Rev. s. K. Raymond, of Oakland, Ore
ron. saws: II went TO California to recOv-
er from Consumption. The Dnstsrs there
gave me mp, and told me ii | hail any
friends wished to see had brtteF go and
see them. as could live bat q little while
longer On my way TO Oregon | COM
me; continued its use until it cured me OF
the disease
Mr.. w. L. Osborne, of EuSene City,
says: 81 know young man who appeared
to be in the last stages of consumption,
and by using Mountain Balm or YerbasRn-
tn he became a healthy young man. 7"
Joseph P. Moore, Esq, of Aiilville. Cal,
says: 81 have bccn acquainted with the
shrub known as Ycrbasanta for 20 years,
and know it to be a very valuable medicine
both for the Lungs and Rheumatism"
Mr.. Kimball, OF Kimball & Welton, Red
Bluffs. Cal. saws: II have been acquaint-
ed with the shrub known as YerbasantAs
for many years, and know it to be greae
Lung medicine"
81 left Missouri with the consumption.
Reached Rock Point, Jackson county, Or,
and was taken down. took a tincture of
Maintain Balm, and chewed the leaf more
o,. less. and in four or five days it cleaned
ont nv lungs handsomely, and | resumed
nv Tourney; and now, alter several
months, my lungs still seem well.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
THE ELECTORAL Y
HAYES.
VOTE FOL

Louisiana has gone for Hayes. Flori-
da has gone tor Hayes. South Carolina
has gone fer Hayes. The vote has been
counted, and Notwithstanding the un-
blushing frauds, false witnesses, false
swearing, ballot-stuffing, destroying re-
turns from precincts and parishes, the
majority for Hayes was SO large it could
not be overcome. Now let the heathen
rage! We are to have an honest man,
a capable man, Republican for Presi-
dent, who will administer the affairs of
this government for four years frcm next
March. Right, honesty, truth and JUS
tice has prevailed. God rcigns.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08

something, and as tumbled over saw
de ole woman maxim for de roof wild de
teakittle and de stove plates followin'
her, while de boys and de gals was as
braek wild smut as de ace OBJ spades.
De stoves goose was cooked for a
fact
"What was de cause OBJ de 'splo-
shun ?''
"I'm strongly 'cIined to believe dat
dar was powder in dat wood, an dat de
powder was done put IN dar by dat
white man to catch some theivin' nig-
gers who nebber buys no wood, an
dressed eff don't think dat man 'spects
me, kase he couldn't find dat note, an
won't make any 'poligies."
"Dat am All outrage"
ssF'or fact, an de chillen's supper
was spilled, too."-heokuk Constitat-
ton.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
seen,S Ro.,er.o..-s East Illness

y .;epe>bnro negro, while waiting for
the train To gu out last night, struck up
with several old acq1raiitaaces GLOW
is .Iee,ns Robertson :" ask d one, after
tie usual 'time of day" had been pass
ed.
"Dian't you learn 'lout Jim z" que
riell tie ,Ioresboro iaIkey.
~ amt Lcard fi.fn Jim since lie cut
loose from de CLAIM gang. lie ain't
down wild dc billiousitc$S, is lie 20
Sol no! Jim ail't sick. an lie amt
been sick. lie dis wanted fer ter ride
Mars Bob Proctor's mule de udder sun
day, an de mule 'peered TO have anud-
der Engagement. | done bin fool wild
Ter not git tangled up wild her. But he
flowed lie wuz 3 hoss-doctor am den
he axed me fer a chew of terbacker,
an got de bride, an cotch dc mule,
an got on her-well, l spec better go
GIT my ticket. Dey tell me dis train
goes caliyhootin.''
s.Hold on, you amt told us about
Jim, remarked one Of his dusky audi
tors.
81 done tole You al I know. Jim
got on de mule, an she >orter hump
herself, an den der wuz a scutiie, and
when de dus' blow why see de nigger
on de groun', an de mule catin' at de
trotf wild enc NV .yim's gallnsses wrap
ped roun' her hine leg. Den arter-
wards de kurn'er he cum an scd Jim
died sorter acci1ental-lIke. Hits des
like I .elI You de bigger wuzl.'t sick a
minuit We'll I got ter be gittin' on.
So long, boys ''
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
THE NDLIN WAR.

Gen. Crooks whole force marched
on Monday for the junction of Little
Powder with Powder river, where a
supply camp is to be eStabli shed,
from which operation against the hos
tile Indians will be made during the
winter-the very best time to fight In
dians. Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse
are supposed to have, together, force
OF between l 800 and 600 warriors.
Crook hopes, with this camraign, to
forever crush out Indian rebellion.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
NEBRASKA ALL RIGHT.

The Gov. of Nebraska labored un-
der the impression, until a few days be-
fore the day appointed by law for can
vassing the vote of the State for Prcsi-
dental Electors, that the duty of can
vassing said vote devolved npon him.
Upon looking into the matter, and
finding that the law entrusted the mat
ter to the Legislature, he hastily issued
proclamation convening that body );
but it was thought impossible to con-
vene the Legislature in SO short a time
probably six days-as the Democrat
ic members placed every obstacle in the
way, determined that there should be
10 quorum. But in spite of Demo-
cratic opposition q quorum was obtain
ed on the 9th, and the electoral vote OF
the State cast for Hayes ard Wheeler
'i2or.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
a E7Orgetfuf Man.

His wife sent him up town for ssum-
thin or ruther'' early in the evening
On the way he met friend, and they
spent a half hour i'll an animated dis
pute as to whether Hayes or 1'ilden had
the best chance for an election, and, ,
when he had left his friend he had en-
tirely forgotten what Maria had sent
him after. 1t was in vain that he tried
to think up his forgotten errand. For
three long, weary hours he wandered
around from saloon to saloon, seeking
to stimulate his unreachable brain and
prick up his memory. Twas no use.
The more he stimulated the more he
didn't remember He hated to 60
home and acknowledge as much to his
wife, and SO he just dropped on his
friends to gather their sympathy. Af
ter he had managed 10 serape consider
able of the article together, and just as
the chimes of St. Zavier Church was
Ginning the midnight hour the tele-
graph editor opened dispatch and re-
marked that the Associated Press an
nouneed the death of DR., the ia
nous phy-icIan of ~.
EsBy the jumping Juniper Jupiter, I
remember now," said the visitor, rising
slowly from his chair and turning as
pale aS cholera patient; 81 remember
now My wife had the cramp-colic and
seut me to bring the doctor! D-n
politics! wonder il she's alive yet -
And hc shot out tllat door for the doc
tor without stayirg to hear what the
chances were III New \ ork
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
TIE EASTERN QUESTION.

Telegrams state that the Turks are
preparing for the struggle with terrible
earnestness, tortiiying and Strengthening
Widden, Rustiehuk, silestria and
shumla. The Russians are hurrying
their preparations, aud present indica-
tions point to bloody and devastating
war between the two powers. The GER
tainty of a great war has disturbed
financial matters to some extent, and
has advanced the price of breadstuffs
largely.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
H'EE0 ,SN.lLL DECIDE

There seems to be wide difference
of opinion as TO the power of the Pres
ilent Of the I. S. Senate in the matter
of tie resldential vote. The Cor,sti-
tuition of the United States says that
the President OF tie Senate shalls sopen
all the certificates" in presence of the
Senate and House, "and tie vote shall
be counted" Trecedein, at least, gives
the matter wholly and entirely into the
lands OF tie President of the Senate,
who heretofore has counted the vote
and decided who was elected President.
If past usage is to govern the next
count, the President OF the Senate has
the power and will decide who is Presi
dent elect for the coming foar years
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08

present in the electoral vote. The at
tempt to embarrass the admission of
Colorado, would fail; it would besides
fatally damage the Democratic position
which at present we are unwilling to
believe that it will be made.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-12-08
TLLDEN HOPES TO BUY ELECToR-
al FOTES.

The n. Y. Times Washington spec
ial says Democrats are hopeful OF being
able to buy a few electoral votes for
Cooper, aud thus throw the election in
to the House, when Tilden will have
pretty good show to be elected.