Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1876-12-06
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Never desplsc an old maid. She
may have $4,000 hidden away in her
discarded stockings.
There are thousand hacking al
the branches of evil to ono who is
striking at the root.
Solitude is well enough, says an
impecunious exchange, until you want
TO borrow something. ifH
-"Timc works wonders" as the
woman said when she got married after
thirteen years courtship.
"A man that studieth revenge keeps
his own wounds green, which other
wise would heal and do well.
"A Joyous smile adds an hour to
ones lite, heartfelt laugh day, but
grin does not add a moment.
There arc some kinds of men who
cannot pass their time alone. They
are the fails of occupied people.
Life, like the diamond in mine,
is sometimes valuless to its owner, un-
til it becomes estimated by another.
If exercise promotes health, those
who collect old newspaper subscription
bills should be the healthiest people
on earth
"A popular writer, speaking Of the
ocean telegraph, wonders whether the
news transmitted through the salt
water will be fresh.
There is pleasure enough in this
life to make US wish TO live, and pain
enough TO reconcile us TO death when
we can live no longer
Evil speaking will cease just as
soon as evil hearing does. In this
business the tongue depends upon the
ear and is its servant.
Boswell once asked DIR. johnson
if a certain classical picture was indie
cent. "No, sir" replied the doctor,
Hbut your question is" sroN
Talking one day of n well-known
comic lecturer Douglas Jerrold ex-
claimed "Egad, sir that fellow would
vulgarizc the day Of judgment
W.. h.,a hooaod
more bald-headed "Great many rail
road accidents, Jones its dreadful
it fairly makes ones hair stand on end"
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& Je tru,S 2 grea', ~ - Necessary
W y. 'ruiy goou anu oe'iev1ioh, ior
valley ywill cover and the greedy worms
destroy. 4a
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OBJ dc 'lectric telegraph ?" aOb course
/ can Pete He am like what Won
call bic dog-vou tread on his tail in
PHILADELPHIA and he bark in New York;
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verv simnle dnes,;opp Tho hast Tim"
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tho orchard '-
"A little giri, four years old, created
ripple by remaIking TO the teacherof
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He who spends his life in looking
for blessings, wastes II. Such man
will one day realize that every to-day
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$50 your pretty daughter has mar
ricd rich husband" said lady rc-
Gently to an Aberdeen merchant
" We'll, slowly replied the father, al
p'ne'e = J guy na' ,''"i''eu 'ien man uu'
l, unus's'""u nv !" very Poo' nus
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=" Percy, this parting seems likeit
mighty hard" "Oh, it's heap worse
than hard, Plantagenct--it's bitter"
+" Have you any last request to makeY"
@ Yes,r said Percy, the tears coming
, lnto ms eyes tive me a chew Oh TO-
'pcco'
The first wealth is health. Sick
ness is poor-spirited and cannot serve
anyone i must husband its resources
to live. But hcalthfnlness answers its
own ends, and has TO spare, runs over
and mandates the creeks Of other mems
necessities.
AN lrishman being tried for assault
and battery IN Virginia City, Nevada,
when asked by the Judge II he hadany-
thing TO say by way OF defence, re-
Piled Wen, your honor, 4 saw but
little OF the hight, as | was underneath
most oi the time
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