The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1876-05-19
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OLD bells can be made as good as
new ones. Old bellies can't

new ones. Old bellies can't.
Buy your Lime from Boston " Hunt.
WHEN parents yield up their
daughters in marriage they do it
with miss ,givings.
AN extra nice Sugar Syrup inst received
at McClatchy's.
SpkIGGINS says: "If drinking in
terferes with mans business, why,
give up the business"
Canned Tomatoes, Salmon, &C., for sale
al A. b. Gilbert's store, very cheap.
"A COUNTY farmer has moved with
the same scythe for thirty five
years, It's said, and he expects to
use it until he is no mower,
SOMETHING NICE China Sells, of "A
peices for $500 at IT, ID. McCutcheon's.
WHAT is that which no man wants,
which, if any man has, he would not
part for untold wealth A bald
mead.
-VAnNIsHEs below Atlanta prices, at vii
liam's Drug Store.
Topic: Geological discussion. -
Principal: "Was it colder or warm
er hundred years ago than at press
ent 7" Pupil honestly: Il really
don't recollect, SIR"
Ar,ruNrtoN F.p,tEps-Jf gan f.nnv
Bacon Of your own curing. Boston Hunt
will pay you the highest Market price for it,
IT is now said that whoever goes
to sleep first on the wedding night
will die first, and an exchange adj
vises married couples to sit up all
night and play checkers.
go TO J. p LEAEE & Co, for your Sugar
cured Hams, dried Beef, Maekerel dried Herring
Lobslers, Salmon, SardiHes DE. rav
The new fast mail train has been
dubbed the "Widow" by some of the
postal service Observation-Disclosures it
fetches the mails much quicker than
any other train.
MEN and Boys Hats for cost, at II. D.
MCCUTCHEON
A melting sermon being preached
in a country church, all wept ex
cept one man, who, being asked why
he didn't weep with the rest, said,
"Oh ! | belong to another church. "
POTTER and Ale, the hest imported brands
in pint bottles for sale by l.. G.. & w. {.
MCCLELLAN.
"What are you confidence oper>
ators y said a sruff old fellow to two
little beggar girls who asked for aims.
"No, SIR" said the smallest, with
charming simplicity, "but we 'opes
to be-"
For SALE IA large Stock of Blank Books. Sc
lectpd TO suit the wants Of every one, al The
Drag Store Of DR.. G, w. WILLIAMS.
Il DECLARE" said Simon, one day,
to his father, sour Sal has got to be
so learned that | cant understand
above onc-haIt what she says; twas
only this morning that she stuck Pc
on to later, and mo on to lasses."
A splendid lot Of Coffee ,jSugar, and Sy-
rup at A. b. Gilbelts store ON Cherokee St
"Havs you 'Goldsmith's Greece 7"
was asked of the clerk in store
10 which books and various mis-
cellaneous articles were sold Nc
said the clerk, rehectively, I'VE
haven't 6oldsmith's Grease, but we
have some splendid hair oil y
ALL that tail to gel some New York cheese
that McClaichy has Just received will miss some
thing EXTRA NICE.
A STUDENT who failed to pass in
his Greek history examination, re-
pudiated with scorn the iusinuation
thai he was not prepared. He had
crammed himself, he said, SO tight
that he could not get out again.
Up. LEAKE & Co have just received Il
fine lot Of Oranges. also lot OF Peanuts ioi
seed which they are selling al reduced prices
A Jerseyman married five wives,
and they were all red headed. lie
explains it by relating that the nrst
one clawed the spirit out Of him SO
com pletely that he didn't care after
that if he married 4 porcupine.
-MCCLATcHY has complete varied stock
| give him call and yoG will he sure 10 "e
/ something that you want.
For SALE.-Persons desiring
to buy a new and elegant piano,
matchless in sweetness of tone, will
do we'll to call at this office, if they
want a bargain.
Call on L. c. & w. c. Mcclellan and
buy pure Liquors and Wines for medical use
in quantities 10 suit your wants.
AN Illinois minister announced on
his Sunday night bulletin "The
funeral of Judas Iscariot." To
which an obligiDg fellow added,
Friends of the deceased are cor
daily invited.
-BosTON & HUNT keep constantly on had
the best variety OF groceries, and they sell them
cheaper than any ons else--you will find II 70
your advantage 20 cali and exsmigs and TTfce
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