Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1876-02-25
SENSE AND NONSENSE.

Nor a bad-bred boy-Johnny Cake.
DIET for love.sick maidens
lines.
BARRIERS are we'll informed on combing
events
WOMAN proposes, and man gifts up and
gifts, this year.
THE man who tries to kill time only
hurrics up eternity.
POVERTY wants the necessities of life,
but avarice wants everything.
WHEN widow with children marries,
she becomes pa-taker at the wedding
feast.
A MASSACHUSETTS paper says: "Ten
mills make a cent; but not any ten mills
in this section.
THE dainty Winslow boughta nice $3.50
field glass just before he left Boston, and
! got trusted for it.
IT cost Pennsylvania round hundred
thousand dollars to suppress the riots in
the coalregions last year.
WHEN is a school-boy like postage
stamp? When he gets licked and put in
corner to make him stick to his letters
A HIGH-ToNED Rhode Islander has sold
for old silver medal he received in rec
! OgnitiOn of his efforts in saving people
from the wreck of the Metis.
AN old lady, who received a telegram
the other day announcing the death Of her
| yon, said she knew better-she guessed she
knew her sons handwriting.
! THE average Sioux Indian has already
! begun to count the snow flakes that light
| on his open paws, in order to tell how
many white scalp locks will fall TO his
! hands next summer.
SURGEONS. say that finger nails, bitten
| off, often find lodgment in the stomach
where they remain for years, adhering to
the tissues and running ones feelings.
/ Don't bite your fnger-nails.
TIE New York milk inspector says he
would lactometer man who says the lacto-
meter is good for nothing. He has just
convicted ten milk dealers of adulteration
upon the strength of its testimony.
Mr.. BERGH says the New York pork
! packers must find more humane way y
! kill their hogs than that now employer.
tie other day, ana describes 1ne $50. -
perfectly hog-rending.
4 HUGE water-spout lately caught the
brig Drover fright astern, and turned tho
brig round and rOund repeatedly, like 9
top" She was on her voyage from New.
castle in New South Wales TO New Zea.
land, and was compelled to put into sgd.
ney in distress.
WENDELL PHILLIPS says that where the
noble Indian is trusted he sprinkles flow.
ers a foot deep upon the breast of the
sleeping white man. 1t is a sweet story
but no experienced frontiersman Will be
apt to accept it in all its sweetness until liz
has placed a revolver Under his pillow
A TALE OF WoE.-I clasped her tiny
hand in mine; l clasped her beauteou'
form; | vowed to shield her from thu
wind, and from the worlds cold storm
She set her beauteOus eyes on me; TIN
tears did wildly flow; and with her littl'
lips she said, Contound you, let me gor
THE question whether the many mill
ions of grasshopper eggs in the section
+ devastated last year will hatch out anoth
ei crop of sufficient magnitude to d
damage is Just nov being discussed.
wet and very early spring, which woulC
destroy the most of these eggs, is earnest
ly prayed for.
, JUpeE McJuNKTN, of Butler County
} Pennsylvania, has decided that oil well
! are exempt from all tax. Heretofore
has been customary in Butler County
impose separate tax on wells, and cor
= I
. terest manifested in regard to what his dt
! cision would be.
e JEANETTE, your conduct was perfcc
h ly proper in kissing the young man whe
z he so requested, in order to assist hiI
= in discovering whether it would max
: the gas flicker or not Slight devii
= tions from strict department may u
+ ways be made while investigating scieI
q titic operations R. /
d Journal.
BRAKEMEN on the Illinois Central, {
? soon as train leaves one station, al
: nounce the name of the next. Why III
IS no one ever thought of this before? 1t
i so much more accommodating than
d veil the name of station so late that
IT fellow has TO get up and tear things
y pieces in order to get out.-Chfcag0 ECel
= ing journal.
n NORTHAMPTON, Mass, finds that u
!. cheapest way to dispose of the tramp is
d feed him and lodge him over night an
N then send him on To prey upon some ot
,e er town. Last year it served 1900 in IN
II manner at cost of $50, or four cents
head, and the authorities are quite su
!" it would have cost much more had q
; attempt been made 10 get work enOug
d out Of the tramps to pay for their cracl
erS.
!, He was on his knees to her His fal
~ was flushed, his eyes cleaned passionate
&c into hers, he talked rapidly: "NothiI
Iu shall separate us evermore my darlin
10 For your sake | will leard the lion in b
SIS den! l will face death on the battle tielt
n n will skim the seas / will endure d
M M hardship, all suffering, all misery" /
a. e paused and looked eagerly to her, wi
q. his whole soul quivering In his eye
/" Will you do all this for the sake of II
n, lover said she, gazing earnestly into q
on burning eyes. Yes, yes; thousai
en- times yesp' "And if we we'd" continu
nc she, flushing slightly, Twill you get |
a, first and build the tiIeY" With shTiI
=. -. of despair he tied.-Daabury NelOS.
sc THE maxim that che who seeks equi
at must do equity" has received u nov
u application in the New York courts.
:, wellknown firm Of liquor importers a
~ piled fOr an injunction 60 restrain certa
ingenious chemists from using the trac
p mark affixed TO very popular brand
u brandy imported by the complainant
h, AtSNla, hearing the defendants ssw
e that the<hQttles in which the indy
~ ferred 10 wasS sold were cast und
le- their nominarRapacitHsDBd that the il
II porters only paNsN ~ on twenty -thI
nd quarts Of brandVl6 eve43a1thirty qui
O. bottles. ThR4DB6rt held upoh-Ajs sho
~ ing that.tee complainant did n0tNcQl
by into ND5urt with clean hands" and>
ey fused the Injunction.