The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-10-12

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usf al s 'one farmer pick 90 /,
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wfar sleep, aisht.
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takes me tea yeus. remarked tramp
al 81 AlhaBs tho olhes deg when the
conductor put tim 90 a freight traia
On @hich BIO was stealing a ride to
wards the Centennial.
young man was arraigued in
Pailadolpbia recently for stealing Ioi
ol bed..preads lie looked blank 81
the reading u the charge, turned white
asa sheet, and then plead not guilty
blI the Judge sent him down 10 The
pillow ~ ior four months
4 theological student. supposed
% be deficient ia Judgment was asked
by 4 professor, in the course Of elias:
examination, Pray, Mr. E. how
would you discover a foolY BY the
questions be would ask, was the rathel
stunning reply
deacon living IN a Berkshire
town was requested to give his prayers
III behalf 81 poor man with a large
family VINO had broken bis leg can
stop now 70 pray, sid the deacon
aho was picking aud barreIing hit
eady apples for the city MARKET, bu
yo1 can 90 dowa into my cellar and
get some coyned beel salt pork. pota
toes aud butter that the best car
do
One Of the youngsters who wat
fluid 81 Bible stories swallowed bot
ilelll Of parcgoric because il was nice
They gave him powerful enetic, aut
hc thus described the sequel to hi
brotAer Budgie was whayaI,
regular whay-al didn't fro up Jonah
bus flew up lots Of other things
For printers wife, EN-; for
sports wife, bettyi lor a lawyers wife
Sue; Zoe transfers wife, Carrie; 10
li-hcrmans wife. Notty; for shoe
makers WIFE Peggy; lor carpet
man wife. Matte Cor an auctioncer'
wife, Biddy. flr chemists wife, Anu
Eliza; for an engineers wife, Bridge
II
Before The days Of the teeiotaller
neighbUr 81 llr Bisbee saw tia
gentleman at an early hour OF the da
crawling 40 yly koneward on his hand
and knees over the frozen ground
Why don you get up aud walk Nj
Be0eey w.w-sonIa, b.b.but us $
mi duty tnio here that I'm a.a atrnid
~aii b.b-broak through
f,t man etp "a a the lnun
nsd 8, the statue % iho tpd ir-.
i.ieety a. be erected "a New Iar
h6bpr BY II sr,fuehmsu trsi We
We l1nt ka9w sho tuls ~ ga4uen i
probably Frenchmau 6ul "
remember that our Ia schoolmasls
went ono better than that L. sat q
tie point uf pin Ne watched hii
over The top Of our geography half a
hoag 70 see Il he woald DO il Z i
rest q lbe story doesb soacstn ii
public
mischieyous qaaek IN Altoon
"a ) "a advised young man @il
more hair than brain 10 use molass,
water The theory being tia, after q
water evapofatcd the ml,silieus loeI
w8ad c3alesce aud keep IN place Il
made his io.let on sunday mornjnl
aad ia,ing prominent pew. ooucel
trAtei bo attention of al the aics
u.e caatch mac4 - the relief aud eg
heati0a W ihe congregation. An
Striking Wilily at,out aud dauagirg
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hrtak los sbe door. with ibe BIZ