The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1876-03-03
EVANGELICAL CORNER.
Mrs. Beecher don't smile,

Mrs. Beecher don't smile.
Diet for lovesick maidens-Te lines.
The male cricket chirps, while the female
works in silence. Woman's Journal please
copy.
A widow has just died in Rome and left
| quarter of a million dollars in cash to the
Pope.
There are few domestic wrongs inflicted
upon the wife by her husband that Il seal
skin jacket won't heal.
It is a thin excuse for young lady to lie
abed until nine o'clock in the morning be-
cause this is sleep year.-Norrtstoaon Her.
aid.
g Jack, how do you like the rector's
daughter?'' "Don't know; I've always seen
her drunk" "What! the rector's daughter
drunks'' "No, l." rza - r.
4 little child, gazing upon an old picture
or his mother, taken in a low dress, re-
marked, I" Mamma, darling, you was mos
ready for bed when yat picter was taken"
g Whether woman be handsome or not, "
observed Bion, reputed one of the seven
sages, ''does not signify. Ifthey are ugly,
| they turn ones stomach; if they are lovely.
they turn ones head"
Two Delaware women killed o bear the
other day after fight lasting half an hour.
A reporter visited the house and found
pieces of hoop-skirts and bustles scattered
around for q distance of quarter of o
mile.
A lady put her watch under the pillow
the other night, but couldn't keep it there
because it disturbed her sleep. And there
all the time was her bed ticking right un-
derneath her, and she never thought of
that at all.
The lady walkers retired from the track
in Chicago, on the exening of the Sd, at 10
o'clock. Miss Van Hillern had walked $50
miles, and Mrs. Marshall ISL. The Courier
says Mrs. M. appeared to be somewhat
worn out, while the German lady was fresh
and joyous.
MARIA" observed MIR. Halcomb, as he
was putting on his clothes, "there amt no
patch on them breeches yet" 81 can't fix
me the patch then, an I'll carry it around
with me. don't want people to think
can't afford the cloth. g. .....-....-
Madam" said quaok to an old lady
who insisted upon knowing what allied her,
the nerves of your tympanum have fallen
on the cerebelluln, crushing tizarizen, and
nGs
"Goodness me-" she exclaimed, "you're
the first doctor that ever told me exactly
what was the matter.'
A motherly puff-maneuvering mamma
(anxious that her daughters chief attrac-
tion should not escape the notice of the
very eligible young man who is taking her
the daughter-down to supper). Ma
ria, Maria! Maria!'' Yes mammal" T"
Maneuvering mamma lin a loud whisper).
"Take your eyelashes ont of tangle, dar-
lingp'-Puach. .........-..-....... ........
White seed pearl are much used on white
dresses they are, of course, limitations
but thin material comes worked in patterns
with these small beads and for scarfs for
bridal or white dresses they are effectively
used. With this material strings of Roman
pearls are worn on the neck and girdles
with tasseled ends come from Italy with
the full sets of these tempting ornaments.
ing ANYTHING they please during leap year, "
she said, eyeing him out of the corner of
her eyes with a sweet look. -HEt
His heart gave a great bound, and while
he wondered if she was going to ask the
question which he had SO long desired and
feared to do, he answered, eyes"
''And the young man must not refuse, !"
said she.
"No, no How could theye" sighed
he. EaH J t
"Well, then," said she, twill you-'''
He fell on his knees and said: "Anything,
anything you ask, darling"
'sWait till get through. viii you take
walk. and not hang around our house Sc
much ?'' a 2eet..5 vi 4at
And he walked.-Oa City Derrick. /,