The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-06-22
Written Expressly for the stNk Co. Democrat.
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Breef fun Sammy schnitzler.

DUNNERsBARRICK, June der lot, '76.
De woch hen mer amohl de news grick
fun der republican convention os Sc g'not
hen drous i'm Ohio shtate, Der San
Shellaberger is n gons greiselheftichei
horter republican, un allies was tzu du il
for de party du't ar aw, un we de news
aw kumma is doh uf IN barrick os sc
seller Blaine OBJ gedonkt hen, un del
Hayes uf's ticket gedu, is der Sam amohl
de rounds gonga for IS de lett explaina
wass for IN bully gooter mon os Sc now
'lecta wella. We der Sam ons Bi&amill-
ers w@rts- house kumma is war ar in a
grossy excitement un sheer GUS odem,
un aw grawd amohl on de arwet for de
karls sawga fun ivver GUS goota ticket os
Sc uf g'numma hen-der very besht mon
in der gonsa United Shtates for President
IN mon os aw shmart is, un ehrlich, un
crishtliCh, un goot, arlzich-der very
mon os n hummer anes gooter President
maucht-aner os noCh feel besser is os
der Washington odder der Jackson odder
Lincoln yeamohls waura. Der alt johnny
Deem war dort g'huckt in der bar shtub,
un we der Sam so ornck goot un she
gshWetzt hut weaga dem neia candidate
for President, is der Johnny Wennich
wunnerfitzich warra un hut der Sam
gtroked we der candidate hase'd. Sell
war aver a wennjCh tzu feel for der Sam,
for ar hut Confessa missa os ar der nawma
fun mon fergessa hut, awerar hut dertzu
g'shtickt os ar all right is un in Chic
wohnt, un os IS nix GUS maucht wass 81
naWma is.
Geshter war ich aw in der shtadt, un
ich muss sawga os ich wennich g'bod.
dert bin weaga dem Hayes, un ich will s
goot considera eb ich net aw selwer noch
for n vota du. Es is wohr, ich feel ord
Itch hort demokrawtish, aver heitich
dawgs muss mer aw GUS gooka for sich
selwer, Wass is de use os mer tzurick
shtGt wann mer N gooty chance grickt
for ebbaS goots du for hummer anes.
We ich in der shtadt war un ON Court
House ferby g'luffa hob ich ebber hara
Sam" rufa, un ich COOK rumm un dino
hob ich g'sana os g der lawyer Rosa
miller war os mer grufa hut, un ich aw
grawd nuf g'shtept un hob amohl hands
g'shaked NIT IN, un ar hut mich hasa
init IN in 81 office nj gp un os ar amohl
NIT mer shwetza wet. Dino sin mer in
de Office nj un ar hut amohl aw g'fonga
weaga politics un hut mich g'froked wass
ich denk fun Hayes2 Ich hob m g'sawt
os iCh gor nix Wisst fun 'm-het ne nix
tzufore fun mon g'hared odder g'wist,
except amohl der letsht harbsht soil ar
n shpeeCh g'maucht hawa i'm Klabboard
shteddle in favor fun Hartranft. Dino
is der Rosamiller amohl drau un hut mer
allies explained we s is nit m Hayes, un
geGu os wann iCh cen support as ich mer
seller wGg aw n goots emily ferdeena
kent. Der Rosamilleris n mon os orrick
feel denkt fun dem Simon Cameron, un
IN Bob MaCkey, un m General Grant un
all 81 grossy treindshalt, un wann ebber
N office will in dem county, DOM muss
ar aw IN Rosamiller 81 influence secura.
Ar hut mer s explained we's kummt os
der Cameron so tzu eem shtickt un dut
wass ar hawa will for sich selwer un 81
freind-ar duts we'll der Rosamiller ols-
fort GUS gookt for delegates in de Shtate
Conventions os aw der Cameron un 81
candidates supporta, un so feel os ich GUS
maucha hob kenna fun wass os ar mer
g'sawt hut is now aw N gooty chance for
mich, providing ick ge nj for der Hayes,
un du OILS de delegate 'leCtions runna doh
uf m Dunnersbarrick so os der Rosa
miller Sc mannetsha con. Ar hut g'sawt
Os ar mich insura kent os der Hayes
yusht der very mon is--os wann der alt
Simon Cameron selwer i'm Presidents
shtool hucka date kennt ar net maner du
os ar con nit IN Hayes. De fact is, secht
der Rosamiller, wann mer now der HAYES
eleCta don is der Cameron der rale Presi-
dent Der Hayes is n gooter, finer,
plesseerlicher un free un easy sort fun
mon, un ar is s m Cameron shuldich os
ar g'nominate is, un wann ar amohl Ell
g'shwora is in de Office d'no is aw der
Cameron head boss. Der alt Simon is
i'm United Shtates Senate, I'm der Don, 81
sohn is der manager i'm Cabinet, un de
deputy bossa doh in Pennsylvania sin
d'no so karls we der Bob MaCkey un der
Tuition wo so orrick shmart g'shwora hut
for der BabcoCk, un der Rosamiller sell
wer. Dino, w@r N Office will muss sich
uf der rechta side halta fun denna Came.
rons lett.
Der Rosamiller hut mer aw allies gsawt
fun weaga dem Blaine. AR hut confessed
as al n orrick shmarteT mon is, aver der
truvvel war os ar wennich tzu shmart
is, un date der Cameron gor net suita.
So amer date de Office solver runna, in
dependent fun so politisheners we der
Cameron, aver NIT m Hayes is g net so
zen kenna Sc mannetsha on a difficul.
ty, for ar is era mon, un ar darf siCh gor
net unnernemma ebbas tzu du geaga de
Comerons era villa. Wann der alt mon
sawgt Simon says thumbs up" dino
w@rsht aw sana as m Hayes 81 dowma
grawd nuf tzus shtait, un wann ar 8
wardt gebt "Simon says wiggle- waggle"
d'no gait aw IN Hayes 81 gonsy fausht
river un nivver we'm end era shwantz.
Der Cameron is now der foormon fun der
republican party, un der geduldiCh un
goot g'noddoord Hayes is der soddle
gaul. Der Cameron huckt now uf m
inn soddle, un wann ar amohl de long
foor-gaishel crackt un greisht "gee," d'no
dr@d mein Hayes eva rechts, un wann
der foorman "haw" greisht d'no muss ar
link draya. Der Rosamiller hut behawpt
Os wanl Sc der Blaine uf g'numma hetta
don het ar de foor selwer g'runnd, un
1awrum hen de Cameron's crowd tom
ma gshtickd for n mon os Sc aw usa
kenna.
Now, der Rosamiller hut mer tzu fer
3ht@ gevva os wann iCh now rous kumm
Tor Hayes, un du n supporta un for N
vota, un wann ich aw ais de delegates
fun der rechta shtripe in de conven.
ions shick fun Dunnersbarrick, eli don |
will ar mich aw insura os Sc mer ebbas
yevva.
Aver 3 is ca difficulty i'm wag, un sell |
s de Fanny, Sc sawgt so g'wiss os wann |
ch mich now GUS ferkawf tzu so N set |
deeb os de Camerons, os Sc |
lno nix mae NIT meer tzu du hawa wet.
Un 3 is gor net derwert os mer pro-
yeert for de Fanny tzu satisfya. Sc in
list druf os iCh s. democrawtic ticket
'ota muss, un os es n INNER un eawich
,rossy shond war for s. lond wann mer
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