The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1876-09-10

How in she Devil Can > Mae Garry
One Buckeye Ia Two Pockets
The Worst Spell Of the Season.

lHO WOIsl op0u OI tuo oensuh.
The following definitions Of signs are
furnished us by DR.. Hultz, who contem-
plates leaving our city soon to seek a
new home. II may be thought by some
who consider themselves well up in the
study, that the doctors orthography is
little "off, but we assure them it is
| just what we have laid before our COM
positors The following are the signs:
for horse to neighes at your door is a
forerunner of coming trouble to your
famaly. 4aft
Why do horses grow grsly and gray!
A-because they are for the Most part in
the Sun and heat Naturally causes putra.
faction. therefore the Matter Of hair doth
purify, and in consequence they are
quickly peeled. .r-
TO hit your elbow agin the door post is
Sign of stranger a coming.
TO drop fork and it Stick up man
is a coming.
for to drop knife and it Stick up is a
Sign of a woman a coming.
Why ia 1t the head of a Man is not
fleshy like the other parts OF the boly
A Because the head would be to heavy
And would not stand steady Also A
head loaded with flesh betokens a evil
compilation.
Why hava tna
A becOs light is more necessary for US
than melting, and therefore it doth pro.
coed from the goodness OF nature tn at
il we receive any hurt or loss OF one eye,
| the other should remain.
for a hen to crow is q Sign of sickness
to some one of the famaly.
for dog to howl is sign of death. so
| you may look which way his nose is and
that foureteles the way it is coming.
Why is the braine white a Because 1t
is cold and GOODNESS is the Mother of
whiteness, because it may receive the
simlitued and likeness of al colours
which the white colours can best do be-
couse it is Most Simple.
fora dish towel to drop out of your hand
and unfold is Sign Of a woman a COM
ing. if it does not untold it Is a Man a
coming.
A bow legged person is OF bad dis
possion and bad temper and disagreable
unpleasant in all off his ways inclined
not to be honest in all OF his dealings.
How is it if you have the rheumatism
for to carre n large irish POTATO in your
pockets it is said to cure you of the rheu.
matism.
one that can't look YOU in the Ease
when talking with you have nothing to
do with him.
it is said if you have the piles care 9
a buckeye in your pockets it will cure
you OF the piles.
to pay out money on sunday you Will
tear your dress before the week is out on
some of your clothes.
for to Meet any one going out or In or
a road you May 90 or miles and they
only short distance and you will on
your return back be sure to meet then
Neer the same place.
for your lamp chimney to Lreak with
out any cause that you can see is sure
coming Of Trouble TO the inmates Of thu
house.
to have any Of your glassware o.
queenesWare to breake Without any
moving coses 1t signifies trouble com
ing in the famaly.
Why do Men live longer in Hot Re
gions than in Cold A becouse they Ma.
be more dry and by that means the Ma
tural heat ia better preserved in the q
than in cold countries.
tor a stranger to come in at one doc
and 60 out at another is q sign Of ba,
luck to the famaly ofthe house.
Now as to Birds
, Birds has apparently More Ill luck At
, tending them tina any. other animals to
any bird what ever to fly in you
house and over your head is at least a
indication of some i'll tidings you are Il
hear before long.
Birds have always had ever since Solo
mons days. propensity to carry new
4 he warns us not to curse the King or tn
rich lest bird of the air Shall carry tn
voice and that which hath Wings shal
tell the news. ... ..
there is bird called the black bill
that cares III news, telling to any one h
Meets.
the bird who is the great prophet @
: evils is the black witch or old With 1t !
bad luck far him to Call on you at an
time.
crickets is another unlucky thing fO
to Make thare appearance to any famal
it is a sure sign of trouble head
to open a umbrella over your head in
e house is a sign of trouble either to YOU
o self or some of the house.
Q the gilt of a pare OF sissors divides Low
O the gift of crooked pin along With
i Knife or SissOrs will do away With tn
II Ill effect.
Woods Pills.
NJ. j. McGauley is proprietor and sol
y manufacturer of Woods Pills, celebrate
= tor the cure of chills, ague, and a
: | kinds of ,nola rial fayars A cure pua