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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30

Dunixo u town meeting last March
the question Of equalization OF school
money WAS being discussed. One old
gentleman. in the course OF the debate.
exclaimed with creat heat; why. Mr.
Moderator. the money Is not equally
divided. In District No. Z they have
sirty-seven dollars and only one scholar
-ens bare little girl and no more.
Now. sir. what should be done In such a
cassf" There was q pause for mo-
mont, when q chap with a pipe In his
mouth, at the back of the room. bawled
out: "Take the money and buy her
anna clothssv'
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30
sIocxRolptas' MEETING.

OyyicE CROWN POINT RAviNE GOLD
ana silver Mining Company. = No,ice.-
The annual me- tina of the Crown foin, iavlne
e,oId ana silver Mining Company. far the elsc-
,i,r M a Bosni OF Trustees fVr the eSsuing
wear aad the Transaction of sneh Other ousl-
ness a. may properly come before the mee'ins,
VIII be held ai the once 81 the COMPANY. sli
California street. Rcoms ard =. resona @ ~, "
fofuia stre<t, san Francisco. CAliiotnls. On
MONDAY. the an day of s<pt.mees. isss. ~
the hour of O'Clock n. Trsnser ooss
viii close ON Friday. september !. 1876, AZ u
o'eiosk ., s-.
asn rvsnsi.so Cal August Is. lss6. auiFd
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30
sIocknoLpERs, MEETING.

AYTlCE succoR MILL AND MlSiNo
~ Company. san Franc, SEQ. California. An.
guss 10, ls.d-rhe regular annusl meeting 81
toekholdssu ef the sbose-named Company. for
the slec.,sa of Trustees for The ensuing year
nd the Transaction of sueh other business ss
nav b presented. will he held si the once of
The Company, Rosns and y. No. Nsi Mont
somsry street, san Francisco. California. on
xONf1AY, the 9TH day % seplembsr. is,s. 81 ?
o'eloch p n Transfer book. will he slo-esi
fron the let day of septsmher. ISIS. al o'clock
;. n uutil afl.s the meeting
snista wM. n. WATSON. seeretAry.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30
STocKRoIpfRs' MffIlHu.

~yor,cE THE REGULAR ANNUAL.
m msstiss of the we-t Comstost told and
Silvef Ninine Company will hs hsid :, The o..
ssS .fsh~ Con - NJ, Iloom Q. No t0i California
ssr~ss rsn Francisoo, CaiiforniA. on MONDAY.
~ an dsy of nsptember. 1875. 81 the hour 81
o.eioek y n. Transfer b,ohs viii sio-e sep
s.mher 3S. 1915, o. o'ciock
OLivEk a WOOD. sesretafy:
A. v.-t.,, Cal August N. is.b. anistd
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30

Mn. BrrLsn WAS tavern-keeper. stage
driver. constable aud factotum oi ths
town. There was no appeal from his
Judgment in horsehesh. A dealer want
ed 10 sell the Rev. Mr.. Mcclure horse.
The dealer. the minister and the horse
walked over to tho tavern to get Mr.
Buffers opinion OF the trade. Looking
at the horse. the tavern.keeper asked;
"what il the matter with his kneest
"Oh! nothing" said the jockey; "he
scraped himself getting up" well.
parson." said Burler. addressing MIR.
Mcclure, "I'll tell you what Il is:
barksd knees may be a pretty good sign
for minister. but Is plaguey poor
sign for q horse.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30

81 Owe and bequeath to Mary. my
wife. the sum o. one hunder' pounds a
year, I" said an old farmer. els II writ.
ten down. masterr" Yes" replied
the lawyer. "but she Is not so old; she
may marry again. Won't You make a
change In that casef Most people do.
"Ay, do theyf" said the farmer. "Well.
writs again. II will give and bequeath
TO her the sum OF two hunder pounds a
year" "That'il do. won'tit. mastert'
"why. it's just doubling the sum she
would have II she remained unmarried,
said the lawyer. Its generally the
other way-ths legacy IL lessened II the
widow marries again. "M, saidthe
farmer. "but him as gets herll deserve
II
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30
EUROPA MINING COMPANY.

~yorIcE. : rnE orrics OF rHE Eu.
in ,ooa MINING Company he. not been 70.
Ioved from Room q Hsywards bnudine. hs
C-,sorrnis strSs(. San rranciseo. Caiifornh.
- tockholders are csntioned sgsinss ~
- " RICHARD D. MOVES.
suis Secretary Europa Mining coupany.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30

~ SMALL follow her soon." said q
sad-syed man at the grave OF his vile.
Within month he Was following anoth-
er woman.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30

"Ir's forty years ago. my old friend.
john. since We were boys together. is
m3 Well. don't speak 50 loud there $
that young widow in the next room. .
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30
PROPOSED AMENDMENT

A Nd REVISION or THE CONSTITUTION
"A Of The stass Of Nevada. psssed st shessr'
rnih pessioo Of the Legislature:
I Rssoirtd. By the Assembly. the renate con.
rurrinQ, mai the Constitution Of the 1tsss "i
Nevada bs amepdsd - foilows;
Amend section I Of Article !x. oI ine Son, ,
rlliuiiou Of the STATE Of Nevada 20 "'o "'"
sscfsos I. Tss aseai ysss shall Commence
AZ, shs lst dav Of December In eseh yssr.
ps,,ed Jsnusry 10. 1873:
ps~srsS' 6y lie Assembly. the Senate con.
.,s,ins mai our hlstsry - sta'e has hnght
W ~ nsressity 81 revising the conssitution
- II. rslore recommend The ele ton, o. tts
shrsiou for memberp Of the LeGislaturr.
~ 80. n, Or srsinss the calling OF oouven-
s,cr NJ n = ihe parpoes Of rsvi'lng the ccnstitu.
H., ~ tbe STAT Of Nevada.
'Pssssd February 10, isss.
In hereby certify the foregoing 10 be true
eoplss frpu The original enrolled Rssoluiiops
'witpsss ny hasi and the arss, sssi Of the
asts. August !, ISIS.
e, .s,I,s; ,:.,.r, s:sr':r, :; 2; s,seai y s,.i..
A1N A nav 40 8atww -AnwHTa WANT.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30

TuNhareu ana unwh ny the Agency uPoh
sAN FRANcisc0 AND Nkw YORK,
BOTH IN COIN AND CURRENCY;
Aiss, 10 ssssiins 90 i.saas. ssa Dssli..
BULLION PURCHASED.
TELgGRAPnIC TRANSFERS MADE.
COLLECTIONS MADE AT ALL POINTS.
siochs. Legal Tender Currency and National
Bank sS,es houghi and sold.
GR0, a. KING, Agent.
yin,isi. city. New. Jan. 10. is1e. IAN
| VIRGINIA SAVINGS BANK,
NO. ~ SOUTH c STREET.
CN-ar Ta,isr)
Vsa0INIA. NHvADA.
CAPITAL ..........:... 5000, 900
Pr~.i,,en,. ,.....................J. q. HAMPTON
First Vice President. ... GEO. W. HOPKINS
second Vice President. g, q: sTEvRNsoN
Manager. ...... ..tEORGE n. wiNTEkBUhN
| DIRECTORS.
G Derby W II snlish ChAs Foreman
J cuiris Jc Hampton uM Hopkins
/ y Z usI.ong 0eo senf Hereford
J Malion ccsie,en,cn ltosen'hAi
INTEREST PAID UroN ALL DEPOSITS.
Deposits Received In sums or One
Dollar and Upwards.
LOANS MADE upon Approved Real Estate
and Personal Property.
B.u.. aaa Valuable Payers Received
Ter safs keepias.
~im A. W. WHITE. Secretary.
| BANK Of CALIFORNIA.
AGENCY;
GOLD HILL . NEVADA.
W. u. BLAUvELr r..................AaENT
DKposrrs Of COIN OR BULLioN received.
,ither oa open account or 10 Issue Ckh.
T1FicATKs therefor, payable lat the option oi
the holder in Gold Hiil or San Francisco; TO
make s.,ss ~ .sy.ae. coin .hereon when
forwarded to the Parent hank In san franciscoi
sails BILE OF krenange' ana ''A"'' s'"''-'
Banking nas'hsss'
cHEoks FOR SALE ON
LONDON. BANK OF iRKI.AND (pablin,,
100. ,,v,, xopv
Fan''' Ne" t.
sAN FRANCISCO. SACRAMENTO,
sNN
BOSTON, PoRTLANp(oD
In N I; q. sTssnisa. e.:s.::: s:
-'o'rNN"N-- o
ovv,rp MAI, .,r,,,, o.,s MN, las,
NE IL NOW FULLY rREpARkD TO DO
..,., .rncx.
UNITED STATES BONDa,
SD LseAL TENDERS
And so,,e,,s the patronage Of his ftiends and
=. Collect. Rents Me-. negotiate. Loans, and has.
ss..,a S.s sssi ..s sq sisS:sss s' board. ss the Ban
----------..n.,,, n.,,,..
u,,C mn y. Cn
arnrv uonHEpa.
ossrcx.
..r v,po,,,. CITY
s'.ss. n....;;;, q ;,:.a:... ..,S .." CARRIED
,. =. ...r.,.s s.c.r,,,es.
,...,,. 4, "a, y,..ri.eo. i. n,
LATHAM a 90.
| r,.o. m hu.,ox JAxrs N. Ba.ksLL.
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STOCK BROKERS,
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Soutn osrrcs '"s'"" WIZ
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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30
DR.. IA MARS
SEMINAL PILLS

NOR SEMINAL EMISSIONS, lMrOTEN.
CY, Ls-- of Nigor. sexual and 0enerAi
ibehlliiy. Phy-ical Pro-tration, and the many
ailments 20 like nature arising IRON indissre-
iion, sslf ahnss, over.insiuleenoe. etc.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30

TN TIE DISTRICT COURT oY THE
u FIrst Judicial District of the state of he
iSi pfNNis rs nsAsrSTY II ds s riSii SiSs.y IT, SOUTH
tALIfoRHA MINING COMPANY, Defend
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-08-30

Invallds. as well as business men, or hmilies
-scking recreation Or pleasure. viii hai this
JOHN w. MCKINNEY,
gm prsprtetsr.
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
EEANCONIA NOTCH.

ALLURISG sTAGEs-TnE COLLEGE PEDESTRIAN AND
wAITIR-PRoFILE MOUSTAIy--THE NOTCH AND
THE FLUME-sMALL NUMBER OF VISITORS.
IFRoM AN OCCASIONAL CORRESPONDENT THE rRIBuSEl
PROFILE HOUSE, Aug. 1.-The arrangements
for travel in the White and Franconia Mountains
nearly perfect Tickets Tor the round trip, including
staging 10 whatever points you may with visit can be
ught in NcwYors. Boston. Montreal: and OF the
smaller cities in the East. From whatever point you
enter, whether by way OF Plymouth, Wells River. or
Conway stages in waiting, and you step from
the hot and dusty TO seat the coach above the
driver reach the heart Of he mountains before night
The trip can be made comfortably in week. om!tting
TO points interest. If you have plenty of leisure
and uloney month Is not too long time to spend
rarng through the dehcs, and resting at the delightful
hotels. Nowhere is travel more ana varied II you
are young just out Of college, perhaps you put
your buc flannel shirt and Scotch suit and good
part Of the distance foot. Every day brOnZed
students thus equipped through this region making
their ten or twenty miles day But you suit the
distance to much loss expenditure Of muscle than this
The hotels are rarely than five six miles apart
and scattered all along the way 10 detaiu you are
fine views and cool deep cuts made by the mountain
streams Not many OF us seem to have the energy
poverty to walk much any more. If we cannot spend
$40 or Sl2 day in stylish travel stay at home. The
fact is however that in the mountains these picturesque
stages are generally allurng for everybody and
the flannel shirts thick boots and slOuc hats apt to
be found on top Of thon after the first ten miles When
they swinging along In the morning Win Their AK
horses their yellow Wheels and romantic associations,
and find the porch ready to start of on foot
ant 10 pocket resolution and climb up
from the sheer attactiveness Of the vehicle itself
In tho pictures Of these horses al
ways on the run Then have all heard OF parties Of
Congressman driving these coaches down the slopes
OF the Rocky ounains, distance OF 3l2 miles, aud
descent OF 1000 feet In IA minutes and have vague
cancellations of similar experience as take seat
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10

4 desperate encounter took place yesterday
ou board DE Enlah birg lipNeioch lying 90 Per No.
-, EI,; River. between james smith, age ~ sailor
anG native 81 EnaanI and tnc Hit mate OF the vessel
ChalJ, Da.dnr. Tl" dispute began IA the refusal OF
Smith to do some wor, which the mate ordered him to
perform The sailor, vino spIkcuO % siry. quarrel
some man. hai become iufur.a"d wi'h liquor and when
hc refused 90 O cy orders told D. the mate That hc
would be placed u irons II he did not comply. Tno
sailor replied that there not force enongn on the
vessel to place him In confinement. The
mate thorcupon took hold oi bcayiHe-pin,
and advanced tbreacniugly toward the mGunecr
The latter drew long shcath-knfe from
his belt and advanced upon the mate. They came to-
gchcr aud the force OF the contact threw them. locked
IN each others upon the deck In the struggle The
sailor after attempts Ia stab the mate IN
the chc3 finally drove the wc1pen into the mates grOn
and turned II around ia the wound. The OICcr shouted
for assistance policeman responded Ia his cries, and
after struggle succeeded Ia taking Smith into custody
The mates wounds were pronounced dangerous, AID
last evening he reported 20 be dying Tlr sailor
hcd at the E,scG Market Police Court to await the
result vi the mate wounds.
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
THREE MEN sNorHERED IN A WELL.

Timothy Donovan, living in that portion of
the village Of White Plains lying in the town OF Green
buTgh, short distance west Of the Bronx River In
order 20 deepen the well his premises, drilled hole
In the rock bottom and prepared blast Tuesday
afternoon Later in the day lac sent down his son Cor
neus lad Of about . years 10 light the fuse which,
however, failed 10 burn. About q O'Clock yesterday
morning the boy again sent down, and took with
him some shayngs to light the fuse. Tho father
not hearing from his son, IL Is supposed discovered thS
PROSTATE form OF the boy at the bottom, 81 feet below
aud at descended. IN hopes OF saving HIM Almost
immediately he heard 10 call for help. IHs brother
Cornelius ut descended into the we'll while somc
ncghbGrs procured ropes. Before they were lowered
the third victim OF fOul air had become unconscious aud
fallen down upon hs brother and nephew The f,l air
expelled from the well, and the bodies Were taken
ont but life extinct. Four children have been made
orphans By this calamity.
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
UOISE OF REPRESENTATIVES,.

Mt. " AUUETL NJtIII., y. NsT VdIItU up IHt
Senate bill allowing the Pacific Mail Steamship Company
cary the mails s iron Steamships After some
discussion whether the bill sufficiently guarded
exclude the idea recognizing the claim for extra
subsidy, the BIZ passed with amendment strik-
Ing out the wOrs except such mny lawfully exist
under the laW OF the l7tB Oi February, 1861
The majority and minority reports OF the Pos Oflce
Committee on the nyrstigutiun INTO straw biis were
made by MIR. CLARK dem, hio), the chairman and Mr.
CANNON NeV., ll), and were ordered printed and laid
on the table.
Mr. BAGBY tlnd, III, from the Committee on Invalid
Pensions, reported bill giving pension ol $50 per
month To the widow Of Capt Yates Of the 7th Cavalry
killed at the battle Of the Little Blk Horn. Passed
Mr. LlNDE dem, Wis }, from the Jud eilTy Commit
toe, made report tho Of Mr. Schumacher New
York aud Nh King of Minnesota as connected with tho
Pacific Mail subsidy and Mr. LORD made the minority
report They ordered printed In 7he Regsisr with
the nImaon that they would be called up for dis
.ssion. &C. The majority report recommends that tho
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
POLICE CAPTAIN sIEBERT REBUKED.

Tie FOIlCt CUHlIIIINSIOhUTs HINU VIUVIVU
charges bo preferred against Capt sebert OF tho
Thiryrst Precinct, who on July 80 had charges MADE
against Patroman Michael Bowling for leaving his post
A blast had demolished q hut, and IA crowd OF people
rushed toward the ruined building. among them the
officer The Commissioners say
In this case the charge urusthablc aud II Capt
Siebert had used only ordinary intelligence TINS charge
would not have been made. Inc ollccr, seeing tnat
rocks from a blast had demolished shanty, ran acl osa
the street-left his pOst-to sec II any one lad been
injured, aud We lind that he should De CUmplnented
rather than condemned. Capt Slebert, instead oI feeog-
ninng the officers fidelity, preferred charges against
him. The complaint is dismissed, the oicef dld MS
duty. The direction OF the captain 10 pe.,r charges
against the officer shows an ignorance OF police duty
entirely inexeusabc II he niuse IN his force lttle
Of that activity which IN this case he condems ne
may make more efficient captain III the ouicor had
ferred against him. As IL Is, the Superintendent Is
directed to prefer charges against Capt. siebert
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
4 POLICEMAN STABBED DY \ RuFFlAN

Officer Allen of the Ninth Precinct P"iiee
attempted To I'll, Icie disoyLIy crowd II te '''' ~
an early hour yesterday morning. when the li"S' ";
and intoxicated man Of the crowd John heh!' AK
iaborer of No ~ ChristUphcr-st, resisted Inc "'S
and the officer took hold of hm 10 arrest hiiH ~ 40,
Kelly drew tbe sword from C,ine which be he'a 7" ="
hand and plunged tie blade into the oi'eors ao"V'"
Allen. however, did not leiinGulsh ms iGlu o" :,
Kelly with his club mill he Submitted, aAg ". We" Sesk
lin TO TIE Charles street Ston,lOuse EHo.ff,,,,i,d
nn, lss OF blood aLd pam, he 0tieet sluh eAnJ Nx
uuou "A lounge the Captalus EvYni. iiis no1 ~ "a
dr,.sed b, toe police surgeon, whv pohouN0o "a
srrious character. The wound Is oI the SAINT @ W,sa
fhaI mhictcd upon sergeant MeGlNen AZ -. Md 10
,n'.ton place Police Court yesterday he.y "as ~"
nl. l.sn rr In 81, ,OOu DAll.
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
NOMINATIONS.
NOMINATIONS.
WASHINGTON, Aug. 9.-The President sent

WASHINGTON, Aug. 9.-1he President sent
the following nominations to the Senate to-day:
Horny Hawes to be Appraiser Of Merchandise at Louis
Chester ulCOmbt, Ia be secretary OF Legation 10
emma Interpreter Edmund Mallet OF New ork TO DO
Indians Grand RiyUr Agency, IN Dakota
NdraI IT0WofOHS-Cupt Charles III. Baldwin be Commo
,orc Commander W Weaver 10 be Captain, 1acut-
commander Rrn,amp T. Day to be Commander Master Emery
IA auut lieutenant Ensign Joel X Barber Ia DO Master
rny ITOtdOtionsSeeond lAeLtenahIs Enitisoh "tlths
and Daniel H. Brush bc First Icutenauts, and second
Lieutenant Charles W. Foster 10 be transferred 10 the Sd
,ltl.E
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
THE ELIZABETH BANK DEFALCATIOy.

f. =. Williams, implicated in the dcfalca-
tion OF the First National Bank Of Elizabeth N j. has
been again released 81 800 ball. United States Com
missioner Whitehead having refused to increase the
amount of the bonds The assistant cashier OF the bank
Fairbanks, before the Commissioner on Tuesday
and waived his right 10 an examination. The c!sa vii
therefore before the Grand Jury In the present shape
and without any further prellMBaries
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
An English lady who had (

An English lady who had forgotten her
prayerbooK sent her little boy 10 the church yesbue
where they kept q supply Tor such contingencies In
minute the wee chap returned with very red face but
without the book. "Why did you come back without H.
dcari Perhaps they we're all gone ~ "Oh no, mamma,
dear, there were plenty, but they ali com c:on
prayer books, aid l didn't like W bring you u
book. mamma dear |"
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10
THE RuTnERFuRD PARK REGATTA

The regatta at West Ruthcriurd r'iS Inn. nj
tho pass,ic River, noxt Saturday WILL from p ,.i
Indications be the most extensive and iAtefcs 20 70
has ever occurred OF that river Three races s,asps
roweaone in single sculs In pairoared sls LA
in four-oarsd shells--ani she numerous anna''
New-York tribune., 1876-08-10

"Don'd say holdings to me-" said an indig:.
nant German vt caucus " | vote for the uien Sot
eot righd tn" Ha waA Not mOlested Ayain
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1876-06-19
Valuable Information.

BOSTON, Dec. l2 1862
Gentlemen-My only object Ia giving YOU
this testimonial Is to spread valuable inforna-
ton. Haling been badly afflicted with SAT-
Rheum, and the whole surface of my skin being
covered with pimples and eruptions, many OF
which caused me great pain ana annoyance,
and knowing IL to be a blood disease, took
many OF the advertised blood preparations,
among which was any quantity OF Salsaparllla,
without obtaining any bcnent until l COM
menced takeng the Vegetne and before had
completed the nrst bottle saw that had got
the right medicine. Consequently, | followed
on with IL until had taken seven bottles,
when was pronounced a wen man, and my
skin is smooth and entirely free from limplts
and erupiions. have never enjoyed so good
health before, and attribute ii all TO the use
OF Negetlne. TO benefit those aniicted with
rheumatism, | will make mention also OF the
Vegetine's wonderful power OF curing me OF
this acute complaint, OF which have suffered
so intensely. -
G. IL. TUCKER,
Pas. Agt, Mich, @. r. r., 60 Washington street,
Boston. Je9t&w
Vegetine is Sold By all druggists.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1876-06-19
A Plucky Woman.

Bridget Barry is her name, and she lives
in the great city Of New York. She bought
sewing machine on nstalment and when
it had been paid for less ten dollars the ma
chine was seized, the agent representing
that the terms Of the contract had not been
complied with. She had failed to make
the monthly payment on the day agreed
upon. She obtained the money and ten
dered il but the agent would not accept it !;
neither would he return the money already
spent. Most women would have gone
home, had good cry and continued to
starvc on. But that was no Bridget's way
of doing it. She stepped outside the glided
Office and sent paving stone crashing
through $500 French plate window. OF
course she got into the police court, but
there she poured out her wrongs to the po-
lice justice Duffy and was duly forgiven.
a suggestion was alao made that it might
save future trouble for the sewing machine
agent to take the $40 and give the woman
her machine, which he finally decided to
do. These agents noed little stirring up
once n while.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1876-06-19
In General.

very narrow aperature-Thc crack of
a whip.
An expensive wife makes pcnsive hus-
band.
Where the gong Sounds loudest the sup
per is smallest.
The latest case of being stage struck ia
where young man was run into by an ON
nibus
The season is at hand when hackmen
wrestle with six and eight "Saratogas" for
each lady passenger.
"Sounds just as loud as new quarter
chuckles Midas, as be drops FIVE cent
nickel into contribution box.
Sohloquy OF a tramp--How melancholy
the moon mist feel when It has enjoyed
the fullness of prosperity and got reduced
to its last quarter.
One Of the convicts of the Virginia Pen
i,entiary Is serving out sentence of two
years for stealing an orange. The theft
was his second offence.
Jinks brings forward claim as a hero
of the Revolution. lie was caught in O
drive wheel, which made several revolti-
tons before he was rescued.
Simpson has sure preventive for an.
noyance from mosquitoes. Before retiring
he caichea them and administers tea
spoonful of pGregoric TO each. That GET
ties them.
Canon Baldwin, of Montreal, has de-
clined 10 preach before the Oraugemen of
that city at the Cathedral on the 12th of
July, in consequence Of their having re-
solved to march in procession.
An English doctor says that strong,
passionate love will bring on heart disease,
and i. therefore stands Us all in hand to
love mildly and with a good deal of leth-
agy - Dttrot Free Press.
A man who has evidently been victim
lied writes $l5,C0) in gold will now buy
on Amt rcau lady decent outfit 10 he mar
red in, and there's no use talking out prices
going my lower.
y Hm.em O.. - man has obtained .
patent for an Invention to prevent children
from falling ont Of the window Mrs.
Careful has better method. She ties the
baby into the chair and then ties the chair
To the bedstead.
4 man Ia town Yesterday, with no hair
ana bullet hole in the calf Of his leg. says
he Is satisfied tina, there is cole in the Black
Hills He also says he il satisfied that
there are Indians IN The Black Hills
Chica9o Tunes.
The new cook Con receiving 'short" no.
tice 10 leave, with hint that she mas given
a false character) can is it me false char
acter we're aiiher casting in me teeth AS
if Iii be Bringing me thrue character wild
me, 10 lose i. in your dirty service!"