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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1876-08-22
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For all Diseases ot the Liver, Stomach and
Spleen.
After Forty Years tr:sl it is
still receiving the most uhqua!l-
fed testimonials OF lis virtues
from persons the highest cha
racter and responsibility.
1t is emincntiy Family N cd
icne and By being kept ready
for im:meiiate resort will save
many an hour o. suffering and
many dollar in time and
s,sse"Ssstss4' sEaLSs
Your Regulator is one of the best family med
icnes { over used | have not spent ono dollar
for my family for medicine in i've years, only
for your Rcgulator, and must say it does al 1t
says it will. You can also recommend 1t IN
Collie for Stock, it having cured fine mul of
mine worth five hundred dollars IL. A. N elson,
Macon, Gs.
The Liver, the largest organ
in the DO y, Is generally the
seat Of the disease, and II not
regulated in time great suffering,
wretchcGnoss and DEATH will
ensUn
ii You feel DULL, DRowsY,
DEBILITATED, have frequent
Headache, MuUTu TASTES bad
ly, poor Appetite &nd Tongue
Coated you are suffering from
TORPID Liver or righteousness"
and nothing will cure you so
speedily aud permanently.
Hon. Alexander Ill. Stephens.
II occasionally use, when my condition re-
ou;res il, DR.. Simmons Liver Regulator, with
good ellect'-[Hon. Alex. II. Stephens.
Governor Of Alabama.
''Your Regulator has been III use in my taml-
~ for Some time, ard J. am persuaded II Is
valuable addition to the medical science. -
fGov. j. tiill Shorter. ALA.
., ,l,t> in 70
.he past seventeen years. / can safely recon-
mend it TO the world as the best medicine haVe
ever used for thnt class OF diseases II purports to
cure "-[H. F. Thigpon.
Baltimore Episcopal Methodist.
This medicine is acknowied
edged TO have no equa' rs a
Liver NJ cdcine, containing
those Southern Roots and Herbs
which an ali-wise Providence
HIS placed il countries where
Liver Diseases most prevail.
amdy.s Endorsement.
81 have given your medicine thorough trial,
and in 20 ease has it failed to give full satsiac"
tion."-[ Ellen Meacham, Chatl-hoochee, Fla.
Professional.
From actual experience III the use OF this
medicine r my practice | have been, snd am,
satisfied to use and prescribe il as q purgative
medicine '-[Dr. j. ". Mason.
Florida Nj. 4. Conference.
II have used Or. Si,anons' Liver Regulator
in my family Tor DyspeDsil and Sick Headache,
ana regard it IN invaluable remedy II mas
not failed to give reliet in any instance. ."-LRcv.
w I. Ess.ering.
Pres dent ebSicshOrpe College.
";in mons Liver Regulator IS certainly a
specific for that class Il compiallts "nlcn IL
,i,,;,,u T., aura Il Rpy David wills. my IL
For sal" b: E. S. Leadhester s Bro
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1876-08-22

YARMOUTH BLOATERS, Goldfish, Round
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1876-08-22

A UARD.-Circumstsnce rendering it de-
n sirable that I should locate in Baltimore. l
have transferred my DENTAL practices in
Alexandria to DIR. d. n i.UST, be has been
for so many years associated with me as to need
no introduction or endorsemcnt his skill, ability
and reputation for honesty and high integrity
being we'll known. cordially commend hl;L
to the favor OF my friends and patients. rs well
worthy of the position 10 which ne succeeds, .nd
bespesk for him the practice with which, for &C
long, have been favored.
JAMES 3. HODaklN.
Alexandria, Va, mar lO-tt
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1876-08-22

Z,-:CnIrpAHE HOME EMANUFAGTUEE
81 am nov manufacturing !. good snd cae.p
5A!Nr, O. .evers.i colors, tn body o! which
Lapn. iqT" styhIcs fences, SC, will De found very
sr';t 5la IS we'll .s economical, and an inlprove-
menl over ether cheap mixed Psnts "cw IN tlo
,nprl,ct FOR brick walls :7itn q northern a&-
,nsn-o :, ,p;It .ct ss = preventive to dampEess
For ron i, makes = solid and lasting coaL'ns,
impcrvious 10 moisture and Is p'oveeat'7e ci rust;
Rino Of ~arious shao.s Of color the cornce ana
srimsings s can be pantad to suit. This Ls&t 1T
his been used BY one railroad company Snu "
nan of the farrers in this vicinity, ara !:
III mended bv ri! who have tried It,
I'T' Pre- sngIe g,ion, 75c 10 gallons DC per g'.I'
b5., or 10 sslIons, SOC per gal; Cs-l .Id :, ex'
uD, At S. king it. under Sartp Hall!
an IL q " F. CR:IGH on.
, 1876-07-21

Tucker, Annie s. lot no sec tp3lr3e
Lot no sec Is tp3lr3e
Lot no I, 2 and 3 sec l9tp 3lr3e
Lot no !, 2 and sec % tp3l r3e
Lot no and sec 81 tp 81 rae
Lot no sec SO tp 81 r 3 c, 4l5.75 acres los go
WheelOck. John +, W hf of sw or ofsw
or sec IL tp29r2e
Lot no 3 and part of lot no\2 sec Is tip
29r2e
Nv or of Sc or and hf of lot 8 sec p
tp 29r2e Q, 1856 acres. 36 43
Wickware, VIM T, W hf of Sc or sec Is
tp3lr2e
n hf ofsw or sec - tp31r2e
n hf ofsw or sec 90 tp 81 re
In lot no and NV or of ne or sec IL tip
29r2e
Und hf OF NV or of NV or sec tpS9
RE
Shf ofne or sec q tpS3r2e
In lot no sec Is tp 90 2e, ,4O6. .65 acres ia 80
Howell, SpOoner X, e hfof ne or and lot
no I sec tp 81 T e
hf of sw or sec % tp 81 re
Lots no l, and sec 81 tp 81 rae, 274
Ht-lOO acres. 20 IL
Swan, Jno NJ, lots no and sec q tp 50
rae
Lot no sec 5tp s1rse, ss acres....... % 81
, 1876-07-21

Larrabee, Chas II, sc or Of NV or
OF see Il tip BON r 2 W. 40 acres. 5 IS
Lammon, ID, urban lot no blk
81 in Port Angeles .... ... 75
Mcintosh, Angus, hf OF NV or of
Sc or ofsec 20 tp 3On Ofr2 20
dCIeS ...- -. ......... 80
Olympia r r Union, all OF sec 80,
the hfand hf of W or of sec
81. the hf sec 90, the Sc or and
hf of sw or of sec 80 in tp 30n
raw, 1900 acres res............ 235 80
Prosch, fhos, Sc or Of sec 25 in tp
30 n orr W, 40 acres ........ SIS
PEBBLES, Libby, e hf ofnw or Ofnw
or sec 20 and Sc or of Sc or of sec
~ IN tp 30 2 W, so acres -. 8 81
Pitts, Harold, hf Of Sc or of ne or
of sec % in tp 80 n r w;20acres 2 So
Rothsehild, d c H, or of nwaF
and sw or OF ne or OF sec Z, and
NV hf of NV or Of sec in tp 80
n Off . W, l60 acres ........... s 50
Smith, Henry, sw or of nw,qr Of
sec tp 30 n of r W, 40 acres. 5 So
Smith, Ezra G, e hf OF Sc or ofsec
12 tp 80 n of T W, 50 acres. 80. II rs
Smith, Mary L. NV Or of Sc or of
sec tp 80 n of W, 40 acres. 400
Stratton, Thos, urban lot no 20 blk
IA Port Angeles los...!... IS
Stork, Samuel, House and let in
Port Angeles. ... 418
Tammeyer, Julius, W hf Of Sc or
and hf OF sw or of sec 10 in tp
80 n v, 1eO acres sss
White, J B M d. W hf of Sc or Of
sec IL tp 30n Off 8 W, 80 acres. 41S
Wellington, John. hf of Sc or Of
sec 30 tp 80 0nr3 W, so acres. 200
Wickware, w T, sw or and ne ar
of Sc or Of sec 20, tp 80 n of r2
NV, "; so acres. IL 70
Whitney, j ID. sw or OF section s
Up 80 n Of 4 ", leo acres. -. II ss
Warren, Samuel p, n hf of NV or
Of ne or Of sec 20 tp BON Of r9
W, 20 acres .............. 2s5
, 1876-07-21


Allingham & Atkinson, urban lot
No II, block 10, in Port Angeles 50 80
Atkinson, Mrs c r, urban lots No
l, II and 20, blk 10 in Port An
gelOs; suburban lots /. 3. 4, 5and
6, each 10 acres, east half of sub
urban lot 2, 5acres; suburban blk
2 8 52-l00 acres; suburban blk
not numbered lying north Of
Trout-st and west OF Vine-st,
3 17-1O0 acres; lot In sec 8; lots
3 and 4 in sec z and fraction
al n or Of sec in township
30 OF 5 W. containing 2l0
25-l00 acres, and suburban lot
no 8 in Port Angeles, contain
ing % 90-l00 acres ...,... -. Al Sc
Blinn, Marshall, hfo sw or and
Sc or of Sc or OF sec 81, and ne or
of NV or of sec IS In township 80
nofr 8 W, containing 100 acres Is SO
Brown, Amos, n hf of Sc or OF Sc
Or of sec 20 in township 80 n Off
W, 20 acres ........ %
Barnard. w E, lots 2 and 8 ip sec
35, in township 30 n Of r W.,
SLY acres. ...... ........ II IA
Burns, Mrs Nancy, sw or Of ne or
OF sec "A and ne or Of ne or OF
sec % in township 80 of raw
containing 50 acres es..........-. 20
Coupe, ThOs, ne or OF Sc or Of sec
Z in township 3, Of W con-
taining 40 acres res....... 8 So
Conklln. VIM G, house and lot no
blk IA in Port Angeles ....... SO
Collins, John, hf Of Sc Or Of Sc Or
of sec 20, township 80 n otr2w
~ acres ..-. 49,. %
Crasson, Martha L, Sc or Of ne Or
of Sec 81 township 30 d ofr2w
40 acres :..::....:. -. ~
CraswelI, William, lot no sec Is;
lots 2, 3 and4 sec p; lots and
2 sec 20; lot sec 80; Sc or Of ne
or ofsec 20; lot / in sec 13; sw
qrof Sc or Of sec 20; lot In sec
q; lot in sec 80; lots 1, 2, 3 and
and sw or ofsw or of sec sand
lots 2, 3 and 4 sec g.; lot 2 sec
and NV Or ofne or and ne or OF
wqr ofsee 8 in township BON
ofr2 W, and lots 2 and 8 In sec
27; lot 8 in sec "a in township3l
n OF T 4 W; lot sec /; lots 2, 8 and
4 sec 2; lots Il IN see3 3; lot2sec
8; lots and 4 sec 8; lots and 2
sec 10 township 80 n Ofr5w,
containing in all 949 Ia acres. 169 13
Dalgardno, Jas, urban lot no10
blk Is Port Angeles ............ 30
Eisenbeis, Chas, Sc Or of ne or Of
sec township 30 n Off W, 40
acres 80. ....s.. ...... %
Ferry, c P, sw Or Of Sc qrof sect
township 80 n 8 W, 40 acres. 8 SS
Fliclinger, Noah, hi OF Sc Or Of
ne Or ofsec 20 tp 80 nr2w, 20
acres ........ S5
Fitzpatrick, John, sw or OF sw Or
of sec z tp 80 n of W, 40acres 2 10
Foresman, Jos, NV Or of sw or Of
sec IA and the Sc or Of ne or sec
%, and sw or of NV or sec % in
tp 80 n Off 5 W, 120 acres ...... 3 go
Goldsmith, AnsOn, sw or Of NV or
and s hf sec 81 tp 80 raw, $50
acres ..... -. -. -. ...... % w
Hill, j d and o W Pollock, sw or
of ne or sec 81 tp 80 2w, 40
Katz, Solomon, Sc or sec s; sw or
of ne or Of see z; Sc or of NV Or
OF sec 8 and e hf of ne or of sec
IL in tp 80 n OF W, 320acres 35 y
Kellogg, G H, Sc or of sw or of
sec in tp 30 n of W, 40 acres 2 10
Leary, John, hf ofnw or Of SCI or
of sec 20 tp 80 n Off 2 W, 20 acres 2 s5
Long, Julius f, hf of ne or Of sec
9 and hf of ne or sec IL tip 80
mrs W, 100 acres. ....... % 90
, 1876-07-21
STEAMERS.
u. - Mail steamer
Es.sLZ~N n TEAZ ER


u. B. Mail steamer
80 TEAZ Err,
CAPT. MUNRoE. Master.
r EAVES PORT TOWNSEND
IL for Semiahmoo and way ports
every Friday.
For freight or passage apply on
board. J.C. BRITAIN,
Port Townsend, JulysO, 1875. p
Steam Ferrv.
The Steamer
- FL NNIE,
ALfltED WAlIE-..+..s-...-. -..--.... MASTER
TEAVES PORT DISCOVERY FOR
II Tukey's Landing daily
Ats O'Clock AN. and / o'clock pm.
Connecting with the stage 70 and from
Port Townsend. soft
, 1876-07-21
sheriHs Sale.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN
In that by virtue of an order made at
a regular session of the Board of County
Commissioners Of Clalam County, Wash
ington Territory, held May l, 1876, the
sale Of all lands in said County upon which
taxes are delinquent for the years 1873,
1874 and 1875, shall, therefore, offer for
sale the following described property on
Monday, the Gath Day of July, 1875,
at 10 O'Clock a. NJ, in front of the Court
House in New Dungeness, Clalam County,
w. T., to satisfy fhe amount of taxes as
sessed against said property, together with
interest and cost of sale.
E. n. PITCHER,
Sheriff Clalam Co., W.T..
New Dungeness, W.T., June 1, 1876.
NamS Dissertation Taraa dua
, 1876-07-21
COUNTY LANDS

COUNTY LANDS.
Baxter, D X, sw or Of NV or sec2
tp32r2e
Shf of Sc or sec 2l, tp 32r3e
Sc ar of ne Or sec Il tp 81 r1e 49,.
lOO acres ....'.... $24 So
Biles C and G Gelback, ne or OF sw
or sec 10 tp 30r 3 e, 40 acres 90. 6 "a
Burns. Jno L, e hf of sw or of he or
sec . tp 29r2e
In nwqr of Sc Or sec II tip 29r2e
Briggs, L II and NJ S Drew. north
end of lot no 2 sec 80 tp 32r3e,
lO acres ...-..... .............. 4O
Booth, NJ S, ne Or of sw or sec 80
tp 81 e, 10 acres s..... 6 SO
Broker. E II and NJ S, Sc or Ofneqr
sec 13 tp29r e, 10 acres .... 6 SO
Bracket. Geo, lot no sec tp 20 RE
Und hf OF lots no l and sec 2tp
29r2e 40 acres ............ z 90
ieo acres y ................. % so
Calhoun, S G and NJ d Kelly, or
of NV or sec II. tp p3lr2e, 40
acres =. -. ........ ......-.. o 81
Carter, C NJ, n hf Of sw or sec % tp
32r2e
N hf OF Sc grand Sc or of Sc qrsec
10 tp30r3e
Lot no sec "a tp 80 Sc.
Lot no sec % tp 30r3e
N hf of sw or sec 10tp 28r3e
Sc or of NV or sec IL, tp2Sr3e
Lot no sec Ia tp IS r e, 1875
acres Observation-Disclosures. 20 "a
Cade, Nick, lot no sec 8 tp 32r2e
Ne or of sw or sec 20 tp 80 r3e
Lot no 2 sec 10 tp 2sr3 e, 1925
Carney, John II, com 40 rods OF
NV corner of lot A sec 3tp29r2e
s acres es:..,..................... 967
Drew, NJ $, NV or OF sw ar Of NV
or sec 3tp 29r2
Sc or ofsw or of ne or sec 4 tp 20
rae, 70 acres. IL
Doyle, E L, Ne or Of Sc or of ne or
sec 19tp31
w hfofse or of ne or of Sc or sec
13 tp 80 r lie, Is acres -. ....... 4 IS
Dick, Jno w, in lot no sec % tp290
rae, 8 acres s............... 3 81
Davis, John, in sec IL tp 32r1e,
10 acres NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 2 81
Devore, L j, end of NV or Of ne
or and lot sec IL, tp 29r2e
w hf of NV or of NV or sec tp
% r2 e. 40 acres. y w
Duncan, Geo w, W hf of NV or OF Sc
or of Sc or, sec II tp 20 RE, five
acres ........ ........... 0f
Daniels, VIM Byron, hfof sw QrOf
NV or of Sc or sec IL tip 29r2e
acres -. ............-. od
French, Jne B, In NV or of Sc or
sec IL tp 29r2 e, l acre -. -. 2 13
Freeland, Benz r, in sc or Of Sc or
sec 10 tp 20 2 e, 4 acres ...... ~
Ferry, Annie P, S ht of Sc or of ne
or OF sw Or sec IL tip 20 2 e, 8
Ferry, c P, sw or Of Sc or sec 8 tip
2Sr RS e, 40 acres 80. ............ 6 36
French, Geo B, in Sc or of ne Or sec
6tp31 r 8 e, acre re.............. 30
Goodburn, Robert, NV or sec % tp
29r2 e, 160 acres .............. % 80
Hall, Oliver, NV or sec Q tp 20 rae
160 acres ......... 70 0O
Hilton, Robert ID, n hf Of ne or OF
ne or sec o tp 29r2e
S hf Of Sc or of sw or of Sc or sec
Is tp 20 r 2e, % acres ......... 55
Hilton, Nathaniel, i'm sw or Of Sc or
sec 4 tP 29r2e
Nv or of ne or sec tp 80 2e
In ne or Of NV or sec Ii tp 20 e
liz acres ....... ............'.-.. 10 AZ
Hill, George D, ne or of ne or OF Sc
ar sec 25 tp 32r2e
Neqr Of nwqr Of ne or sec l9 tp
31r2e
, 1876-07-21
PUBLIC AUCTION,

Sheriff of Island County, W. 7.
Coyeland, June 20, 1876.
, 1876-07-21

OhCIlh OldiduA OO.3 VIZ
New Dungeness, W.T., June 1, 1876.
, 1876-07-21

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The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09
Unaired Rooms.

pass some houses in every town
whose windows might as well be seal
ed with the walls for any purpose they
have but to let in the light. They are
never open summer and winter. In
the winter it is cold; i'm the summer
the flies get in, or, if netted, the dust
sifts through the nets. Now can tell
a person who inhabits such chambers
when / see him i'm the street-there is
such smell about his clothing | al
ways wish for a sniff of cologne or
hartshorn, or burnt leather, or some
thing of the sort to take the taste out.
A house that is never aired has every
nook and corner filled with stale odora
of cooked meats, boiled vegetables,
especially cabbage and onions, which,
as the weeks go by, literally reek in
their hiding places. The very gar
ments of the children tell the same
story of uncleanliness. 1t is bad to
have unwashed clothes, but there may
be an excuse for it. But what excuse
can there be for unaired ones, when
air is so cheap and free? There is
death in such unaired chambers. Bet
ter swarm of flies or cloud of dust
better frost or snow in room than
these intolerable smells. The first
thing in the morning when you are
ready to go down stairs, throw open
your windows, take apart the clothing
of your beds, and let the air blow
through it as hard as it will. There il
health in such a policy.
The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09
Homo Asnusennents.

The long autumn evenings are upon
us again, and many a stupid or dull
hour can he innocently whiled away
in pleasant recreation in the farmers
homes If the means for such enjoy
ment be at hand. Great changes have
taken place within the past twenty
years in the sentiment respecting
home amusements among the descend
ents of the Puritans. Chess, checker
historical cards, backgammon, and
many other simple games are now
encouraged among children where
they were once forbidden. In short,
home life il more enlivened in these
days, and made much more attractive
Reading aloud in the family has al
ways been favorite and profitable
amusement in the homes of many
farmers, but we must bear in mind
that relaxation is as necessary rs labor,
and that we cannot be continually
bearing in mind that eternal vigilance
is the price of liberty. Give the young
folks amusements at home, and they
will not seek those that are less inno-
cent elsewhere.
The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09
A Railroad RObber.

The Paris Temps relates how lady,
travelling alone in a first-class rail-
way compartment in France was sur
prised by the sudden entrance of q
man as the train began moving. He
flung parcel on the seat, sprang up
on her before she could shrek, and
whispered: "Not word, or you are
dead. Take these scissors and quickly
cut my hair short" He knelt down
close before her, and she tremblingly
obeyed. When it was done he arose
and said: "Now, madame, look out
of that window; you will soon be
Free" The terrified lady again obey
ed, but discovered by side glances that
he had taken priests robes out Of the
parcel and was putting them on. Just
then the speed of the train began to
slacken; the daring intruder, utterly
transformed, bowed haughtily, and,
before the cars stopped jumped nimbly
from the train and disappeared.
The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09
Utilizing q III lusband.

"Your husband is sick q good sight
Of late, bent he ?" remarked q South
ern Illinois woman to another, one
day last week.
YES" answered the wife, 'he's got
TUX down mighty hard with them 'ere
ague shakes agin."
II shud think it 'ud be sorter dis.
tressin' like ter have him round the
house." remarked the other sympa.
thizingly, "spec'ly when yer at house.
clean'."
"Wal, so it wud be-" replied the
wife, in self-consoling tones, "but
when he's got inter one OF his chills
and want the rag carpet shuk, vel
see he's . powerful smart hand tel
hitch onto Chicago Journal.
The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09

Philadelphia is again excited over
the Charlie Ross case. On the Goth of
October, Samuel A. Benners, James
Pickett and Sarah Brown, alias
Dutch SAL" were given hearing on
the charge of aiding and abetting in
the abduction. They were arrested in
Harrisburg. The principal witness
against them was Nelson Parker, a
colored man. He identified Benner's
handwriting, and letters were intro
duced rs testimony. In these letters
allusion is made to a new 'jewel," the
owner of which would be obliged to
come down handsomely in order to
ceive it. Mosher and Douglass are
spoken of as running powder wagon.
The death Of Mosher Is referred to,
and the "jewel'' is reported safe. The
'jewel" alluded to is believed to rep
resent the lost boy. Another letter,
dated Reading, and addressed to Sarah
Brown, says: "Go home; burn and
destroy every one Of those clothes OF
the baby's; Randolph Is caught and
may squeal on u.s." All the evidence
was in the form Of hints, dark intima-
tions, &c. The prisoners were all COM
mitted for trial.
The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09
They Glldcd Oal--BOslOn Jour
n0llen.

They glided into bookstore and ad-
vanced toward young man who sal
facing the back Of his chair. There
were three of them. One was blonde,
with a peach-blossom face and an
eighty-dollar watch chain. The next
was also blonde, but she wasn't 50
blooming as the other, and her watch
chain wasn't worth so much by $40.
She wore diamond ring, however,
over the finger of n lavender glove,
which was worth three or four watch
chains. The third one was the queen
bee. She was brunette, with melt
ing brown eyes, and, as regarded
jewelry, was far superior to the other
two. The brunette asked the young
man to buy ticket to the church so
cial.
How much are these here tickets?n
asked the young man.
"Seventy-five cents" said the bru-
nette.
Are they going to have a rafllee"
Yes" she said.
what are they going to rattle for?"
he queried.
"For cake with a gold ring in it,
said the brunette.
Are they going to have grabbing
and 'beauty's bower where the girls
sell ice cream?n
"Yes, II guess so,n she said.
"Wili the minister aud all the old
folks go home early?"
"Yes.n
Can the fellow that gets the ring
kiss the prettiest girl in the room? ?'
She blushed, and answered, "Yes."
"Give me ticket" said he, as he
drew some change from his pocket.
She laid ticket on the counter and
reached for the money.
"l'll take my kiss first"
The two blondes laughed. The bru-
nette laughed. The first blonde said,
"What a joke" The second blonde
said, How amusing!" The brunette
said, "You have not got the ring yet"
"Never mind" said the young man,
"I'ii get 1t.
'Just for the joke of the thing" said
the brunette.
"rhere's no one here" said one
blonde.
"Oh, do sell the ticket" said the
other.
'"rhen WILL" said the brunette.
The young man saw his opportunity,
and did a smart thing. He took three
kisses. They all smiled, and the
blondes looked anxious.
"How much did you say?" asked
the young man.
"Seventy-five cents"
Isn't that pretty dear?'
"Seventy-five cents is not dear, /" said
the brunette.
"Too much, said he; l might not
get the ring"
'"rhen you don't want a ticllet?"
said the brunette, almost crying.
mo, guess not" said he; "wait till
you have another"
II guess we had better Co." said one
blonde.
Yes" said the other, quietly.
II have forgotten whether he took
that ticket or not" said the brunette.
And they glided out.-ROstOn Ga
zettc.
The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09
Sayings OF Our Lord.

Judge not according to appearances,
but judge righteous judgment.
Ifany body thirst let him come unto
me and drink. He that believeth on
me, as the scripture hath said, out Of
his belly shall flow rivers of living
water.
Lay not up for yourselves treasures
upon earth, where moth and rust doth
corrupt, and where thieves break
through and steal:
But lay up for yourselves treasures in
heaven, where neither moth nor rust
doth corrupt, and where thieves do not
break through nor steal:
For where your treasure is there will
your heart be also.
The light of the body Is the eye; il
therefore thine eye be single, thy whole
body shall be full of light.
The Pharisees therefore said unto
him, thou Dearest record of thyself,
thy record is not true.
Jesus answered and said unto them,
though / bear record Of myself, yet my
record is true; for / know whence /
came and whittier go.
Yejudge after the flesh; judge no
man.
The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09

Almost simultaneously with the
news of the failure of the British Arc
tic expedition comes that of a terrible
disaster to whaling fleet that had
ventured to the far north in quest of
oil and bone. Twelve ships and por-
ton Of their crews were lost. The ice
closed in upon them, crushing the
ships and freezing and injuring the
men. A dense fog added to the hor-
rors of the awful scene. Those who
were able to do so took to the ice,
dragging their boats to the land, and
then dragging them a distance of 13O
miles to open water. The lost vessels
were valued at s24, 900 to $45, 900 each.
The record of the whaling business
contains but one disaster that exceeds
this in magnitude, that was in 1871,
when thirty-two vessels were aban-
doned, valued at 81 OFT 900. They also
had ON board 965 barrels Of sperm oil,
l3, ,665 barrels of whale oil and loo, 600
pounds of bone. OF the value Of the
cargoes of the recently lost deet We
have seen no estimate.
The Tipton advertiser., 1876-11-09

Physicians.

e. l.. CHAMBERS, NJ. D.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, has prsc-
L ticed twenty-five years in this vicinity,
and need only ask o continuance OF the pub
lie con fldence hitherto shown.
Once In City Drug store. Residence on
Cedar ST., opposite Reformed church, Upton.
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