, 1876-04-09

Leap-5ear reading OF an old proysrb-La
femme propose, Dieudtspose.
hlany lady in Washington has come to want
come to want diamond earrings.
: Tbs newest foraf sentiment: 'N You wish
for hearts ease, don't look to marigold."
"Oh! certainly" he replied. "1t's very easy
to unite it nov, while tits oniy boau-knot.
Evcry married woman is personally acquainted
with u man WHO Till sit right alongside Of stove
and lat the fire go out
Tho love OF gold does not always govern. for
St. Joseph (Mo.) girl recently refused wealthy
euitor because he ate beans With knife.
!. An exchange says: ut takes thirty men
month to MAKE one camels hair shawl" Yea,
aud it often takes one man th,Ety months to pay
for it.
Lave this said maiden, imploriugly, turn
ing her fevered brow to her smtors extended
hand. He Was an lrishman, and he left accord
iugly.-Ne,o York Commercial Adrertiser.
Mis.resses show moro consideration for their
servants than is generally supposed Not long
ago Airs. Fldgitt was heard telling Mary Ann
that she had been securing the whole house for
her.
Said young doctor to lady patient: Yon
must take exercise for your health. my dear. :"
!" Ali rlrht," said she, "TM jump at the first Of
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terwards.
An indiana eirl at vasaar College writes to her
pareuts "This is the most stylish hair pin Of a
boarding school I ever tumbled to. | can eat
four times das if want 70, ana get fa1r oack
1t the hash every time"
A Minnesota girl is named Happiness Quinn.
apd half The young men iu the neighho1hood
wear black eyes for indalg'ng in certain lnahen,
able rights among which are life, liberty, and
Tim r1,ra,,st cf HxHD3NbHS."
c. r ,,;s .,r, .vbo vaa martial m Wednes-
~ -. rraJo har buahand piva her nreVious 10
ua5 tn 1sn.,. aa1s srrttan nrorn;ae that he vould
Ike her to PhiIadelphia and reside there with
her during the Centennial.
uwho,, women make bread. " said Quiz. NOR
aIts Iso- wornen make bread. curious
often resnIts you ind IittIe dear
pnsuGo pn:sls;ras fort1, . l;tt1a dnnrh' :"
-, .,s uuo,,-.
ne II sni'en aan ,un,;ad .Ynn can,t foo1 dis
oa, gu, an ,z,osr ~, Hnu;a vonr w,Fa ana fam
r., a. Ia s;,ent,r 1s,1kei away, he renarked
~ h;usaif unnt ar en} does know me-"
W oi'nso''' 80 h~'
The following adVertlsement, taken IRON
late Lonu3n lonrna i1luse1ases ens cnaokn ta tnss
u s.aesla' o1n rsantad az cook hnnsanaid and
se.,s.a sn1. nr;vata family. M servants kapt.n
"u'ao'
A Washington snoemaEer nas secuteu oug "
Mrs. Belknsp's boots, which 10 now On e. e3hio'-
ton in his store Its fhrlllin8 slSnt 60 see
woman whip out tape line. ~hen tne snoem@A-
e1 q oacA % 'u1Aoo o.A
Can anybody tell Why al the voices N sne
House TINT answered "les upon eoe Vose on
the Woman outrage mater yestotuas Mel5
tenors, while tic CHORUS or " Noes tda1 resleo
this matter Tor this year were uoiiofaaS passesf
boston Globe.
A Preston man has been missing for three
days; and, as he WAS recently married. grave
doubts exist MS to whether ne ls Sitting Ioano 10
. hay-loft somewhere, mcoisatioe on tne P!lce
of spring bonnets, or las merely d:u%nea him-
ee]f.-N0rtuich Bulletin.
nfo,,;a stockton. of Yinnempcca Ney., pub
3iabes a card in the SilCe,- Stale explaining why
she Vas compelled to put head On ner
schoo1master. Mollie SAYS: although l am
only Is years Of age. an well aware thae tna
poor female ia zoo often tramplea doSn "1tnont
q lust cause"
..u.,. ~ o,osa and don,t take 1one steps
80 10 sono~tar oyarf,eard a gweet femin1na
;aa oeas .a9lsaa al Tnrne fellow. last pieht. as
two forms came carefully down the steps on
their way to the theatre, and he wondered If
that fcllow would care il tue weather never got
any better--Toledo Btdde.
,,ha fo,,ov;np e.n1anation Of the WAY church
- ~ @ to''v",n5 s.orEs5 aeems to ba from one who
t.aa<,s. tsas a.0 .sSome la3ies borrow money from
tha;r nnI~ hns,anda lu,y materials. and make up