The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1876-09-26

When l returned there wuz trouble, /
WIZ surrounded by a hundred indignant
DimocEats demanding NV me wat j WIZ
g6iR to do about il.
81 I'M reform. y sed Deekin Pognam,
Abnt l am going to be paid for them
sweet potatoes, and them fence rails
Hieh Fedrel pikkits ssezed-"
sim for reform, /" said Capt. MePelter
t-bat ! want pay for them horses which
John Morgan seezed, witch be woadn't
hey done but for FedreI invaders, witch
makes Government eleerly responsible
for theml''
st am for REFORM sed Issaker Ga
Wit, ssbut wat is reform to me eff / can't
be Collector NV this deestrick27,
Shakin NV EN- off / smiled a sad and
pensive smile at ther child-like innosens
and mountin a stump, addressed EN-.
my friends, % 1 remarkt. .does wat
er ever git higher than its fountin-hed?
Is a Christian ever better than the Ten
Commandments? Then l he'd to ex-
plain to them wat the'Ten Command
ments wuz) Did 700 ever know a party
TO rise above the source NV its strength
It's all very well for this vile sheet in
Moo York to talk about hard money.
there, for the bloatid bond-holders of
the Dimocrisy there want it, but do wsY
Not any. We want paper and lots NV
it, and we're a goin to hev it. Wat kin
the East do about resoomin? Hev the
Dimocrisy any strength there? Jist
enuff to hold the post-office in case the
Dimscrisy elect a President. But who
elects the Dimecratic President? We
NV Kentucky, NV Viginny, NV Maryland,
NV Georgy. Massachusetts wants hard
money, but is our beloved Tilden goin
back on Kentucky where he hez trends,
for the sake NV Massachusetts, where he
hezn't a c~orporal's guard?
"And speekin NV the payment of the
claims of Deekin Pogram and Capt.
M'Pelter, how is the Government agoin
to refoose it? Amt we the Dimocrat-
ic party-we and sech ez we from the
Southern States? Will there be a
member NV Congris elected in the South
whose constityooents didn't loose fence
rales, and mules and sweet potatoes?
All, my trends, when Sherman swept to
the sea, he didn't realize wat a debt he
was a pilin up witch his very soljers will
have to pay, when we Reformers git
control agin. Possibly he'd them soljers
knowd that they'd hev to pay for them
sweet potatoes, with the cost Nv collec-
ton, they woodent hev gobbled SO many
Nv 'em. Our representatives will be
safe on this question and ez the North
ern Reform Dimocrats will git their
whack in, they will be satisfied NV the
claims What else have we to consider
in the matter?
"And ez to the ofises, wher does
Samyooel Tilden get his support from
in..his own State? Is it out in Delaware
county, where the people make SO much
of sk~ool-houses and churches and SIGH,
them twin d~estroyers nv Dimocrisy?
No, Baxter street and SIGH is his strength
Is John Morrisey and John Kelly and
Oaky Hall and Boss Mclaughlin a
supportin of him? Methinks they are.
Hev they experienced a change Nv
hearth Hev they got SO good in Their
matoor yeers that they won't take an
IsTilden a goin to take his tone from
Delaware country or from the cities
where he gifts his majorities?
ed Nv 700. Don't trouble aboubt the
him. Go home and repent. l ought to
and Iced 700 awhile yit. Go home and
Dc COutcit Will NdI yooI iccucio dit u
dom. The Dimocrat witch asks ques-
lions is lost"
And the Deekin and 1 went into Bas-
CONS, and after taking a drink or two,
and lamentin Bob Ingersoll's inidelity,
separated. The Deekin forgot to pay
for the likker, and left it to be charged
to me. Bascom stopped in the middle
NV a denunsiation NV the Republicans
for hevin on the stump SIGH an impious
wretch e Ingersoll, to remark that
takin likker and gittin out without pay
in foa it wuz a id outrage. l think
everything is right here now. We re-
moo our strength like the eagles.
PETROLEUM. V. NAsBY,
Reformpr