The Arizona sentinel., 1876-03-25
Ghe grizona Sentinel,
MISCELLANY.

There is a man in New Hamp- shire who sends fourteen of his children to the same school. The rest are too small to go.
 Fame is what we are all after. An Oswego (N, Y man sought it ny eating one hundred and ten clans at one sitting, but his di- gestive organs were out of order and none but the angels will ever see him do it again.
 Cincinnatti is said to be less troubled with dogs than any oth- CT city in the country. And we don't mean to insinuate anything when we recall that it is also the great sausage centre in America.
 George Cary Eggleston argues that it does not pay as business venture to marry rich wife. His observation leads him to believe that the expense of maintaining such a wife is usually greater than the income which her property can be made to yield.
 A big fat fellow was arrested at Ogden the other day, for Tweed. When his twenty four wives and f1fty-three children stepped up, and all Swore at once that he wasn't the man, the officer let him go.
 Philadelphia is we'll called the ''poor mans paradise '" Small dwellings in localities respectful and healthful, suitable for fami- lies of small means, are to be had there as low as six dollars per month. Hence it is essentially a city of homes, and of flial as well as brotheIly love.
 There is a man down in Ottawa, who is fit subject for burning at the stake. Having a horse that he found useless, he drove it into the woods one cold night, chopped the hoOfs off the poor animal in order to get tbe shoes, and then left it 10 its Wretched fate.
 It is said that Professor Gief1ing of Germany, has produced from chemicals influenced by a gaIva- nic battery perfect egg, which by artificial means he has hatch ed. The chick. however, has no feathers. It is is bald-headed all over and won't need singeing- Thus does German genius tri- umph over pin-feathers.
 They are talking of starting a revival iD a Western Addition church. It is proposed to conduct it on the most liberal principles. Each convert will be presented with a chromo; also, one chance in a raff1e for a 5-pOund box of tea. A liberal reduction made to those who are saved in clubs. No travelling agents employed.
 LADY LAWYERs.-M Mans field was admitted to the bar in Iowa, and Miss Barkaloo was ad- mitted to the bar of Missouri in 1869. Mrs. Nash was admitted to the bar of Maine, and Miss Ray was admitted to the bar of the District of Columbia in 1872. Miss G0odell has applied for admission to the bar of Iowa. Two ladies have recently registered their names for the regular course of loNry cfT16Vy iYo Tnn64n
 The young man who wants to know if it is improper for him to offer young lady his arm when walking with her, is informed that it is not at all improper. But it would be the height of impo- likeness to offer her your foot, or a chew of tobacco, or a rum punch or a dried cod fish. or a baby's cradle, or another girls likeness. We beg of you not to do any of those things, as you might SC riously offend her.-Er.
 SCHOOLMAsTER WANTED. A gentleman paid q visit recently -to little village on Long Island, near Sag HarbOr, and made an exact copy of the following busi- ness effort of the manager of a church festival there in progress Notic
 Nov 18th the
 1875 We Continue our Festle to Night 1t is for the Benefit for the Church and Sundey Chool
 Freq town Admits 5cts
 FIGHT TO THE END.-A cOlOred preacher in this vicinity recently addressed his congregation at. a revival meeting as follows: Now, my mOurnin' trends. you comes heah and you nouns, an rolls, an' habs mighty struggle wid de Debbil, night after night an an when you's might near lose, you gists right up an goes right back into the Debbil's arms agin. Now, I tells you, my trends, dat won't do; you never git away from the Debbil dat way. You's