The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1876-04-27
SUNBEAMS.

a tie-game- getting married.
The dentists epitaph-"IIe is filing Ii:
last cavity"
~, The man who wOull like to see YOU
The blind man.
The good little bootblacI,s epftapb-
Gone TO shine among the angels.
The fast train telescoped a hog in
Hague street, yesterday, and threw the
sgueaI mile distant. Daa5Wy NeJcs.
A maiden's heart is Ike hotel bod
| yOu may never discover the previous &C.
| cupant, but you may be sure there has
| been one.
If John Short, of Cairo. keeps on hav-
! ing bOlls he'll soon discount Job. Hs
! has had seven hundred and twenty in
! the last year. This Is long suffering for
! short man.
Jimmy, give US the core Of yer a.
pie, Will yer" Jimmy, still eatiag), ..Yotl
don't want this, its a cooking apple
never give Teller cooking APPLE
A New Hampshire postmaster saws.
"tOlks are making a great fuss inst
cause 1 broke pauper's ribs. What
was hired for, I'd like to know-to sit
around and do nothingl"
Child-Does the Lord take the ;5apers7
mOther-NO, my child, why do YOU ask
Child-Oh, thought he didn't. it takes
our minister to long to tell Him about
things.
The mean man of the. Chicago Times
seizes his pen and remarks: The pepper-r
mint crop of Wayne county will reach
half million this year. Now bring on
your belly-ache.''
allow are ye, Smith," saws Jones.
Smith pretended not to know him, and
answered, hesitatingly: "Sir. you have
the advantage of me-" Yes, 1 sur
pose SO. Everybody has that's got com
mon sense"
ooh, am so glad that you like birds!
what kind do you most admire7" said a
wife to her husband. .Aheml We'll.
think a good turkey, with plenty Of sea-
soning," said the husband, us as nice
as any"
"Now, Willie, do have a little courage.
When L have a powder TO take l don't
like 1t any more than you do, but I make
up my mind that I Will take it and do"
and when have n powder to take" re-
pied Willie, 81 make up my mind that [
won't take it, and don't"
A reporter being called to account for
the statement that certain meeting eva ,
4 large and respectable one" when oulE
one other person besides himself was
present, insisted that his report was liter
lily true; for, said he, Il was large and
he other man was respectable"
Forward and loqu2 Gus Youth.-.Ty
love, you knOw-upon my word, now
If were TO see a ghost you know,
would be chattering idiot for the rest OF
ny life"
Ingenious Haven't you seen
ghostl"
Here is communication sent 10 the
.Tglnla New Chronicle: 'BIrs.--,
Re Devide, after throwing a standing
amp at her Husbands head and caIlingy
Inn bad names, breaks window Saches.
as Doctor called who terms it nervous
Ecitement.
A little boy of four years, standing in
he moonlight by his sister, aged six, sail
0 her, isn't God a good man, Nelly, 70
i've rs such a beautiful moon!' oh,
freddy" said the sister, in earnest re-
nOnstrsnce, 'dUn't call God a man, for if
yer there was a gentleman, I'm sure God
5 one"-ChTiStiGa Union.
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures of Indiana,
as asked the Legislator to change his
anne. He says his friends at the lodge"
fter transaCting the usual business, can't
rOnOunce any more than about oue-sixth
9Th a 'hic." Why doesn't he cram his
nme in a can Of nitro-glycerine and
Ire small boy to throw stones at itl
Preston was observed, the other morn
u, coming down the walk in very ex-
ted manner. His hat was jammed down
yer his eyes, his vest open. and one Of
IS suspenders foated in the breeze. He
ltered a restaurant, sat down to break
ist, and, as he drove his fork into a
4. IT-B1F
y thunder, who builds the fires this
inter "
When Eve brought no to all mankind,
Old Adam called her norman;
But when she tDOoe,I with love so kind,
He then pronounced it LeOO-mGH5
But now with folly and with pride,
Their husbands pockets trimmin'
The ladies are so full Of tchinS,
The people call them l0liH-HleB.
A Texas Judge is credited with the fol-
wing decision: "The fact is, Jones, the
III is an old, rickety affair, as cold as an
on wedge. You applied TO this court for
release on bail, giving ii as your opinion
at You would freeze to death there.
he weather has not moderated, and to
eep You from freezing / will direct the
nerii TO hang you at o'clock this alter
oOn.r
The password Is sake NOW don't
,rRet ii, Pat" said tho colonel, Just be-
IRE the battle Of Fontenoy, at which
axe vas IaTHhal.
sacks Faith and 1 will not Wasn't
" father a miller 2"
"Who goes there T. cried the sentinel,
fter the Irishman had arrived at his
ost.
Pa was as wise as an owl, and in a sort
Z whispered howl, replied:
Bags, yer honor -
A singular case is reported from Brook
n A woman was badly frightened by
eat some months previous 20 the birth
4 a. Ia