The Rutland weekly globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1876-09-29
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NAsBY.
Mr.. Nasty has Some Trouble with his Flock
On the Questions Of Reform, etc., which he
Settles in his Usual Way.

On the Questions Of Reform, etc., which he
Settles in his Usual Way.
CoNFRDERIT x. ROADS, }
WIUn IS IN TIE STATE Nv KENTUCKY
Sept. 18th, 1876.
1t takes a great deal of wear and tear to
be leedin democrat. more than feel / kin
stand, at my time Of life, pertikelerly ez
Bascem Is watrin his likker more and more
every day. On insufilshent sustenauce it's
impossible to watch all the pints and keep
all the sheep safely in the fold. Pm longin
for the eleckshun and inoggerashen Nv that
great reformer. Tilden, 80 that in the post
oils kin enjoy ;the froots NV my labor,
and by gittin my likker by the gallon, in
sted NV in desultory and infrekent drinks,
| kin be shoor of both quality and quantity.
My last trouble wuz my wust, and 1t
took Inc an entire day to get 1t stratened.
Pollock and Joe Bigler had got hold of
Moo York democratic paper, one which l
he'd been qnotin as authority, and went
| from one bar-room to another and red 1t to
every dimekrat IN the village. They even
penetrated Bascom's and before got in he'd
| diffoosed Their pisen in that sakred procint.
1t contained loug articles shown that Til
| den, our stannard barer, wuz committed,
sole and body, not only to hard money, and
imeiit Tesumpshen, but that he wuz re-
former NV the rcforminist kind, goln so far
as to plsdge hisself never to pay dollar NV
southern war-claims, never to re-establish
niger servitood, in any form, and never to
appint to oils any but them ez wuz fittid
for it, and SIGH ez wooden't steel.
They did this while l wuz out organizln
a hundred democrats to go over into Inje-
any to vote in the interest Nv reform in
October
When | returned there wuz trouble. l
wuz surrounded by hundred indignant
dimocIats demanding Nv me wat wuz goin
to do about it.
81 am for reform" sed Deekin Pogrsm,
"but am goin to be paid for them sweet
potatoes, and them fence rails witch fedrel
pikkits seezed."
81 am for REFORM" sed Capt McPelter,
"but want pay for them horses wich John
) Morgan seezed, wich he vVoooep't hev aons
but for fedrel invaders, witch makes the
government cleerly responsible for them z
81 am for reform" eel Issaker Gavitt
"but wat is reform to me ef l cant be col
leotor NV this deestrick =
Shakn Nv EN- off smiled sad and pen
sive smile at Their child-lkc iunOsense, anC
mountin n stump, addressed EN-.
"My fiends," remarkt, docs waite
ever cit higher than its fountn-hed Is {
christian ever better than the ten comm and
meht5 ? (rhcn | he'd to explain te EN- wa
the ten commandments wuz Did you
1 ever know a party to rise above the sours
NV its renglh2 1rs all very well for TIL
vile sheet in Moo York to talk about hart
l money there, for the bluatid bond holder
4 of the dmocrisy there want it, but do we
Not any. We want PAPER and lots Nv 1t
., and we're goin' TO hewitt Wat kin tn
east do about resoomin ? Hev the democ
> risv any strength there? just enutf to hol
=. the pOst-offises in Gaze the dlmOcrisy cleo
y a president. But who elects the dimocrat
q ic president We Nv Kentucky, NV Vii
p ginny, NV Maryland, and NV Georgy. Mas
slchOosi,s wants bard money, but is our be
. loved Tilden going back on Kentuck
where he hez trends for the sake NV Masss
choosits, where he hezn't corporal
guard?
IN "And speekln NV the payment wv. IN
claims of Deekin Pogrsm and Capt. Nj Pc
ter. How is the government agoin to n
foose it q? Bin't we the dimocratic party
lie we and SIGH ez we from the southern states
Will there be member Nv congress elecli
in the south whose constiiyooents dldn
l. lose fence rales, and mules and sweet p'
a tatoes All, my trends, when Sherma
n swept to the sea, he didn't realize wat
D. debt he wuz pilln up wich his very sole
will hey to pay, when we reformers git col
=" troll agin. Possibly he'd them soljers know
lie that they'd hev to pay for them sweet p
N tatoes, with the costs Nv collection, thu
IN woodent hev gobbled so many Nv EN-. o
representatives will be safe on this que
VI ton, and ez the northern reform dimocra
ms will git their whack in, they will be sat-
as fled NV the justis Nv the claims. Wat ell
he hev we to consider in thc..m tier
| A.,1 80 tho nfffso hnr SnT
tn vooel Tildcn git his support from in his ov
state Is it out in Delaware county, whe
. the people make much of skool-houses a
NJ churches and SIGH, them twin destroyt
he Nv dimocrisy No! Baxter street and 81
ly is his strength. Is John Morrisey aud 10
"a, Kelly, and Oaky Hal, land Boss M Laugh
-, supportin of him ? Methinks they al
Id Hev they experienced change Nv hear
Ok llev they got so good in Their matoor We,
A that they won't take an offs, or see Il
e. ther trends hev EN-? Is Tilden a goin
ue take his tone from Delaware county,
he from the cities where he gifts his majo
D. tesp
.er sob, We NV little faith l am asham
in Nv you. Don't trouble about the spoils
you see the thieves opposin Nv him.
home and repent. / ought to wash I
H. hands Nv you, but will stay and Iced y
at awhile yit. Go home and be content wi
.c. wat yoor leaders are dom. The din
r. crat wich asks questions is lost"
VI And the Deekin and l went into 81
Int comes, and after takln drink or two, a
n lamentin Bob Ingersoll's infdelity, separ
r,- ted. The Deekin forgot to pay for the Ii
=, ker, and left it to be charged to me. Bt
VI com stopped in the middle Nv denuns
or ton NV the Republicans for hevin on t
RS, stump SIGH an impious wretch cz Ingerso
,eo to remark that takin likker and gettin o
~ without payin for it wuz ID outrag
LOT | think everything is right here now. '
10. renoo our strength like the eagles
,ar PETROLEUM V. NAsAY, Reformor.
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