Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1876-01-28
SENSE AND NoNsESsE.

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AGAIN fashion fayors feather fans. M.
Rocks and shohls-Divers' and sun DIR,
places. ,..i Do. ...., ...ti ..t.I 80
MoTTo for scamstrcss: As sew 40
shalllI reap. boil. sH. tr#II
A CANNIBAL's jOy--To live and move,
and have his being-his fellow. being.
Property cannot be transferred on
Sunday. The better the day the worse III,
decd. ...l. -
Next TO an overdue steamer, an over
due note causes most anxiety. Lopel.
C0w Ter
A WELL. KNOWN cook-bOo classifie,
milk as a g vegetable" Perhaps becaus,
1t pumpkin.
DoNALDsoN's heirs have come to th,
conclusion that he is dead, and they want
his estate divided.
WHAT'S the use Of learning to writ
when an X, his mark, " is just as gooJ
in law as the full name of the person.
LEARN to say No. No necessity fot
swapping it out dog fashion, but when
1T is right say 1t firmly and respectfully.
ONLY forty years ago a college for girl,
would have been laughed at everywhere !;
now faoso Institutions dot the civilized
world. ..f..... .a. -.fi-r-... p. it NJ.
EMMA HoIsNeToN, of Springfield,
Mass, has attended Sunday school foT
nine years and has not missed single
session. ... uI 'HI HH.
LANDS was insane, too. o dear! Tho
only safe thing for an editor to do is 10
shoot the first man that comes inn. J.
Grdpkic. rs H
PRocToR, the astronomer, SAYS that the
moon is dead. Sorry TO hear il she was
as good a moon as you could lind in a
nights travel. '-
DO GENIUS and debt always 20 to.
gethery' asks tho Brooklyn argus. We'll,
everybody knows 1t drcsdful easy for a
great man to run in debt. '-'
A GORILLA has just died in the Phila.
delphia Geological Gardens, regardless OF
the Centennial. There never was any
patriotism about those gorillas.. .,...-.
SOME of the Virginia mountain tops
arc beginning TO shake and roar around
SO that it looks as thoughlAmerica may yet
have a volcano or two of her own -.
DAME FASHION declares that the style
of wearing jewclry on tho streets is OBJ.
solele. Earrings and lockets are the last
to so, and in their place display of cost
ly buttons is being made. = d, -r.l
A CHICAGO tinancicr says that il every
family will deposit $40, 0O0 in the bank on
the birth of each child such children will
be sure of an inheritance when they grow
ur, Nolhing palmer than that.
NEW YORK State is also to have a law
against pointing unloaded deadly weapons
at Il person. The pointing isn't the point
What the country wants is an injunction
to prevent these unloaded weapons from
shooting off.
RosToN has reduced the economical
m MANAGEMENT of municinnI aITairs to a
science. The .joujnals Of that civ saws
that, with A few minor cxcc,tions the
city +" gets dollars worth of work for
every hundred expended ON public i'm
provcmcnts." r
BRIGHAM YoI,NG has prohibited his
wives and daughters from taking pa,t in
round dancing He thinks II is not the
square thing, The prophet has also de.
creed that ail halls and narlics piyen in
the ward school. houses shall begin N
O'Clock in the afternoon and close ,t 10
in thc evening. -. =, -,
A conn, =, % ,,o,,, 1T, =. Nyorr,co.d
Conn, amused themselves. the other night
hy caterwaulinp on a shed in the rear of
the house where "brother of themn was
vainly irving 10 slcep, The brother saw
through ihe frick and DISCHARGED n run
out Of his window. They set IN an I'm
mense soucal and rolled in concert down
the roof
"A copprspoNnr~r an ordart oor,;ro,
of Bryant in6uires ~ ne the mcanina of
eTbanatonsiS II IL Latin for dnS,L
When Rrnfns tba srst ior,rororv l,,,at;c
slew Crsar he remarked to his sis,eT
"Ju'e is deader Than-a,top, sis" and this
simple smile has been used to express
that condition in which, like an expiring
top, man is unable to go around.-N. Y.
Graphic.
How TO KILL TIME.-First catch your
time-bv the forclock. if pos>ible. Then
hold him tight Then pinch him we'll.
Then give him one for his mob, and lei
the one be a good one. Then knock him
down. Then kick him from the rear.
Then make faces at him. Then pull his
nose. Then SIT on his head. Then ask
MN M IL he's had enough now, or Will wait
ull ne gets h' II he doat answer you
may salely conclude that you have killed
him'-9udy'
Z ANYONE having doubt as to the man.
ner IN which our bay is becoming rapidly
depopnlated of the tinny tribe, says the
San Francisco Post, has only to pay
visit TO Saucelito to see the beach strewn
for nearly a mile with spawn rot.
ting by thousands. The fine nets of the
Chinese fishermen, which allow nothing
TO escape, are responsible for this state OF
things and if something is not done soon
our waters will be shortly as destitute of
fish as a Highlander of pants. rs'.-1-!
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TiE divorce suit of Mrs. Charity Hay
ward against AlVinZa HAYWARD of San