The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1876-11-30
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

Those who come to you to talk about
others are the ones who go to others to
talk about you.
- If you want to see perfect human
happiness watch school boy wrestling
with big potato pie.
Young man, do not so cruel thing
as to win the love of girl and then leave
her helpless and in tears.
Not to be able to bear poverty is
shameful thing, but not to know how to
chase it away by work is more shame
full thing.
The man who will abandon friend
for an error, knows but little of human
character, and shows that his heart is as
cold as his mind is weak.
= Pretty girls are like confectioneries
in more ways than one. They are sweet,
they are expensive and they are condu-
Give to heartburn.
"I'm the saddcst when I sing" sang
Sunday evening warbler. "And SOS
the whole neighborhoodl" /" roared an un-
musical voice in the street.
The Lexington Dispatch thinks that
they will not need any wood or coal in
the Senate chamber this session. Gary
will keep things warm.
= It is strange that the girl who can
crowd herself and lover into very mar
row rocking chair, is the same one who
always occupies three feet seats in horse
car.
Systematic temperance in eating
and drinking is capable of shielding the
human body from the pestilence of all
climes, and from the fatal diseases of all
latitudes.
We don't know that it was the cpl
zooty that affected him; but he said with
some violence eff that nose was running
for office, it would be elected by a hand
some majority"
= 1t is humiliating to a young man
who has been singing his sweetest songs
in front of a house to be told by police.
man that the family have been absent for
a week.
"What have you got in your carpet
bag ?" asked one clergyman Of another, at
railroad station. ''Dried tongue" was
the reply. He had several manuscript
sermons in it.
- When woman comes to the door
and calls after her husband, "Hen-
R-E-E"-fnishing the last syllable in
capital letters-you may know that she
is not in capital humor.
= Every man is said to have three
characteristic one he processes to have,
the one he himself thinks he has and the
one he really has. The last is not always
equal to the other two.
"Shut your door when you come in,
and when you have done talking on bu-
siness, serve your mouth the same way" is
the pert notice posted conspicuously
upon an Office in Washington.
"A little girl, showing her little
cousin about four years old a star, said,
"That star you see up there is bigger than
this world" "No it isn't" said he.
eyes, it is" "Then why don't it keep
the rain off,
= Mrs. Partington says she did not
marry her second husband because she
loved the male sex, but just because he
was the same size of her first husband
and could wear out his old clothes.
Two ladies were discussing q third,
who is, of course, absent "She is really
charming" says one, "and, above all, she
has such an air of intelligence" eyes"
answers the other; "but there are no
words to that air."
A man in Buffalo pulled off his coat
and jumped in the canal to save woman
from drowning, when pickpocket stole
his pocketbook from the coat, and the
woman swore at him for pulling her hair
in his effort to save her life.
"A Springfield girl having rebuked
her brother for using the term Sweat"
the latter bitterly remarked: "When it's
horse, he's sweaty; when it's man,
perspire is the word; but when it's 4
young lady, like you, she only glows."
She wouldn't stand to have tooth
pulled for one million two hundred thou
sand dollars, she said, and yet she walked
the street all day in tiny CATERS, two sizes
too small for her, and thought nothing of
it; but then nobody saw that tooth, and
several saw the CATERS.
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