The New York herald., 1876-03-01
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Lieutenant Governor Morris of Manitoba, has gons
TO Ottawa to be absent until May.
Sir Alexander T Galt of Montreal arrived in the city
last evening and is at the Glscy House.
Henry Ward Beecher owns n farm IN Barron county,
Wisconsin, which be has just mortaged.
IL is said that Fanny Fern, with her dying breath,
urged her husband to marry her daughter.
Again tho green Missouri editor lkens the 'P. - Of
the HERALp TO the wit OF two boiled owls. Too-witty.
who?
The Rev. A. 1. Garrish late OF Pittsneld, Ne, wai
evening installed pastor of the Free Baptist church.
at Olncyvllc
Mrs. Attorney General Perrepont wears pale lemon
colored silk under illusion dotted with "small
flakes of gold"
''EP. DIVE do not know what you could put on
your lip to make mustachcs grow; but little nutmeg
will raise the hair on Tom and Jerry.
Irregular readcr'' OF the HERALD insists on know
ing plain language what shall We do to remedy this
Internal atmosphere OF politios2" Eat cloves
In Zion church, Newport, yesterday, the Rev. G. s.
NJ Stewart was ordained priest by the Right Rev.
Bishop Clark OF the Protestant Episcopal Church.
Secretary OF the Senate George c. Gorham an old
ally OF Leland Stanford is going for the Central Pacific
Railroad. Mr. Gorham and Senator Jones married
sisters.
in Indiana the rage is for fried onion parties II
ties for Plymouth church he could excite tears and
still preserve the aroma
Mr. Proctor believe IL is a sign OF good luck
TO sec the moon over your right shoulder; but he
doesn't say anything about trying TO get both sides Of
a lamppost at the same time.
In Los Angeles a sprig of geranium, grated on
tomato yine is blooming This is exactly per
sonal, but the reference to tho tomato is figure q
speech for the Kansas City Times man.
Now when Senator Christiancy comes home and
slings his hat in n and asks for his little
'ootscy too,scy, wifey, pifey," the says
"Sh-o-o, don't make noise, shos teothing."
DR.. Hayford, Of Laramie who drew up the Woman
Suffrage law for the Wyoming Legislature, says there
are not twenty five people the Territory would
now vote for its repeal Fights at the polls street
braws and barroom rows never occur
Tho Boston Gazette says:-''we can easily under.
stand how the Shah OF Persia upon seeing the solemn
Of the dancers at ball at which he
present, asked the Prince OF Wales why his subjects
did not have people to do their dancing for them"
M Platter the celebrated luanist lutte player. one
evening dropped asleep while playing, after partaknf
Of an unusually liberal supper; he continued 70 "ds-
course sweet music" correctly and tastcfuly until
reused from his drowsy nap by the noise of his uk
falling on the floor.
While storrs, at St Louis was crying think Of hh
children ~ homo praying LOT nun, tho uodr nttio ieF
lows really we're their knees with their hands rest
ing In each others hair and OF them was saying,
'Johnny II you don't give back that ten spot I'p
walk right up the bridge OF your nose"
''No connection" says Mr. Crosskcy in a Sermon
THAT may be established between the OF thinking
and the pccuiarities OF bodily organization can
alter the that exist beings capable OF thought
and moved by passion implies relationships which the
elements into which our flesh and blood may bc 70
solved do not share"
Senator John P. jones' baby Is girl two months
old, and there sits John, dancing her up and down.
saying, "Potical economy be hanged"
Hychee pychee puddn' and pie
Kissed the boys and made iom cry.
Tutfolari tutnorce,
o, tutfor, twang
The London Bookseller while admitting that In the
matter Of news collecting tho American nowspapcrs
greatly superior TO the English, nnds nppancy and
absence OF scholarly polish and dignity IN the daily
journals Of the United States. It says tho experiment
OF London newspaper with foreign aud political newt
and local intelligence given with the fnlucss OF Amer
can metropolitan journals Is yet to be tried.
A few years ago there was exhibited in England
beautiful model OF ship, pronounced by competent
judges to be perfect specimen Of naval architecture
every detail being proportioned and finished with incest
exactness II was made by the imbeciIc OF gar.
dener in an interior county. Up TO that tme 70 70
claimed he had seen the sea or ship, his pat
tern being printed snip old pocket handker-
chief