The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1876-11-30

MI. Leary, are you "A married
mani
every, sir.
s.yery why do you say very -
.sBecause my dear little wife and
are bound together Ivy wires.
sI.atimer I.eary, you talk enigmas.
..Then, sir, 10 be palmer. | will III
form you hat was married by tele-
graph.
"You don [ say So.
Eyes, | do.
Then tell the company all about
tn affair"
81 will with pleasure. Ladies and
gentlemeY. my wife is a second cousin
and Was Il cary. She once resided in
the city of indianapolis, while | was a
resident of Centresille, in the same
State. was bachelor of thirty, but
full of romance and general love.
say of general love, because ! had not
made Il concentration.
sWhy don't you take "a wife = was
continually buzzed in my ears.
ssWhom viii take - said l.
To this query score OF friends
would say
.sE,ur relative, Kate Leary."
skate Leary why. she is my own
lin."
'.ly a second cousin they would
t, "and Your opposite, Latimer.
is blonde, and you az dark rs
IS or bhe ace of clubs.
nad never seen Miss Lealy, but
ii. d continual ASSOCIATION of the young
lady with my welded life had an in
iiuence.
One day a member of Congress ex-
claimed, '.Mr. l.eary, were single,
would assnredly pay court to youl
cousin. " | ain married, and YOU
are my best friend, ! can earnestly
houe you will possess The luxury.
At this period | was 4 merchant
Having discharged IL thieving clerk,
was so confined to my store that IA Jour
ntv t. indianapolis was out Of th'
question. was growing almost wil'
to see one whom all praised, and II
many wished me TO wed.
In u few days from the call of IN,
legislative FREUD, his brother. notet
jndge appeared at my store. The iudg,
was also my devoted ally position
intensified by his recollection of bein.
cUuttbttd tiN NY 0tStdNttt ldtttcI.
Drawing daguerreotype from hi
coat, he said Il wish To show yo,
something nice. There. what do yo,
think of that I" | told him it was ah
solutely enc hanttng.
"Who is ii - ! cried with enthusi
asm.
..Ihis, my dear friend. is Miss Kat
Leary, the young lady | wish you t.
marry.
TELL me- exclaimed |, lis she Al
they claim for herr
My dear friend. honestly rs valu
the truth, have not heard her suiii
GENTLY praised"
why don't some man try hi
luck =
II am glad you asked. Simply he
cause she IS overcourted. and conse
gently hard TO please. She is roman
md clearly see not winable b
sarv methods.
on say she IS very particular,
NShe Is, sir.
Then good-hy for me.
mot at all, size il raptureus owe
yonr likeness. and sends her eousinl
love with an invitation to visit her.
pledge You OF omittins not \ sinrl
good point in your body ealihre o
character.
do YOU consider her daeuerreotyp
accurate
can tell you il don't Halter her
SAxe has extraordinary beauty an
nc Wind that i more striking III AM
4mAti0n or conversation.
While mutual friends in Centrevill
We're lauding my fair cousin. mutna
friends III indianapolis were decide
in their euiogies for me. and preparin
her mind for IN alliance.
am not seif-conceited. Relievin
Il concord must be horn Of Ri oh
= fact | settled on the idea d
wing this wonder i'm beauty. soc
accomplishment.
~ intent .as quickly confirmed Ii,
on hearing that very wealthy and If
fluential banker from Gotham, was i