The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-01-13
PENNS YLHANLA DEITSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY sCHNITZLER.

DUNNER'sBARRIcK, Jan. der lot, rs.
Mr.. Printer:
Es hut.mich shun uft g'wunnord we
de porra s OILS mannetsha os Sc all de
ieela subjects uf picka for preddicha.
Ebmohls gevva Sc ais N text GUS fun tinf
odder sex wardta, un dino nemt SEES ais
N gonsy shtuud for selly pawr wardta eX-
plaina, un uftmohls wann der porra far
itch is NIT seiner preddiCh vase unser
anes net maner os tzufOre.
Well, es gait mer ebmohls OrdliCh feel
we denna porra--es failed mer aw on
ideas, un doch muss ich ebbas shriva,
wann S aw yusht is for Is bObber uf fila,
un doh maucht s aw net feel Gus eb my
kup level is odder net Un wann ich
now drau denk, kummt mer's fore os es
feel besser wGr wan mer N CONS neie
rule maucha date for preddicha un for
shtiCker shriva for Sc in de Tzeitung nj
publisha, un de rule os iCh mauCha date
w@r de doh: WanR du net ready bisht
for preddiCha odder speeCha, don halt's
maui, un wann du kea subject husht for
shriva, don luss de fedder Iva un safe di
bODDCCi lOI IL UOlllClb HULL
Aver selly rule is noch net in force, un
de Fanny insist druf os ich widder n
breef shrieb de woch, un we ich Sc
g'froked hob for N subject, hut Sc a Wen
Mich DRIVER considered un d'no hut Sc
g'sawt os iCh ebbas nj du set fun orriCk
ehana wetter os mer g'hot hen de while
har, lch hob aver object tzu dem sub
ject we'll de lett allies fun wetter wissa
un judja kenna for sich selwer Sc hut
d'no proposed os ich in des warm wetter
nj pitcha set un gooter alt-fashiOnder
shna-shtrom advocate set so es aw Wild
der amohl shlitta bawn gevva date.
Well, ich agree net exactly nit der Fan
ny os mer in ennich sort wetter nj pitCha
set, for iCh bin g'satistied os es wetter
alsfort is yusht exactly wes 81 set. Mer
con de lett anyhow net all suita NIT IN
wetter undoCh is nemond g'suit un g'sat-
isted. Wann S wetter kalt is don winsha
Sc s date widder amohl warm waerra un
wann's hase g'nunk is for ponna kucha
in der sun boCKa sin Sc aw net g'sstished
un wella wennich kalt hawa; wann Is
reagert wella Sc sunra-shine un wann de
sun shined sin Sc uf der opinion os es
nix shodda date wann mer weenich
reaga hetta.
Now suppose N yeader mensh in del
welt date 81 opinion gevva fun wetter
IN wet ChoOsa we ar's hawa wet date
sell now net N coryose mix up fun no
tions gavva? Un de lett hen aw N Orrick
queery fashion wann Sc nonner meeta
d'no dut for common an'r de ivver Gus
wichtich information gevva os "des is
sha wetter aleweil" Odder "kalt heit,
odder "denk mer krega reaga" odder en-.
mich ebbas sunsht, yusht SO os ar ebbas
sawgt fun wetter.
Dawrum sawg ich noch amohl, os es
wetter is alstort yusht exactly we's 81 sci
-yuNht s very ding. Wann s orrick
kalt is don is es n sure sign os in anne
eek odder i'm Onner Ommanot ebbas a
wennich OBJ gekeelt werra muss.
Unso is es aw nit allies es is nix in dergon
sa welt os mernet hawa missa-alles wass
mer denka con is useful, except bed-wansa
un mushkitters. Une is aW kea mensh
os net useful is for ebbas, un wann s for
nix sunshtis os bettla shtala un leega De
deeb sin useful, for selly mauCha bizness
for de kunshdawller nd shreef un de
Lawyers, un selly missa aw lava. Wann
de deeb amohl ufhara data era bizness
runna don mishta de officers fun der
law AL mitnonner ferhungera. Es is
yusht ca mensh Os ich vase os for gor
kea use is, un sell is de alt Sal Bifflemoy
er, for selly dut gor nix os rumm lawfa
un retCha un leega ivver era noChbera.
Wann de sal amohl shtaerbt don ferluss
dich druf os de Fanny aw amohl glory
hallelooya singt.
Aver wass iCh hob sawga wella is des
dos allies in der welt dut sich ferennera
un ferwexla. Els is gor nix os labe'd dos
SIGH net ferennert. A dale lett warra
besser un dale shlechter aver kenny
bleiva anerl9. Saur kraut dut sich fer
ennera by degrees. I'm arshta plotz duts
saur werra, un Wann mer's orriCk long
uf habed eb .os mer's used don nemd's
noCh N extra degree for shtorriCk ope-
rata uf de internal arrangements fun
shmeller, un liver while is es fit for in
der misht hofe. Un so is es aw nit IN
shtink-kase, de effect uf de atmosphere
in der noChbershaft is about s same.
De politics dun sich aw ferennera. Ich
vase noch goot we de lett OILS uf de no.
ton insist hen os mer ehrliche lett in
de offices in dut. un de deep in de peni.
tentiary. Aver nj unser Latter Day Re-
publicanism Tzeita, sidder os der Grant
ruled sin de greashty deep in de greashty
offices, un de penitentiaries sin monopo-
lized by de wO yusht shtala uf N trifiug-
er weag. De Fanny behawpt aver os es
now about long gnunk uf de prieciple
gonga is, un os es des very yohr widder
tzurick wexelt ut der olta demokraWtish
plan-ehrliche lett in de offices un deeb
in de penitentiary, for Sc hen now about
allies g'shtola wass tzu shtala is. Well,
es con 81 os de politics tide des yohr wild
der amohl nuf gait, un os de lett druf in
sista Os de tzeit kumma is for der grOse
weis-house shtall in Washington amohl
GUS mishta-un aw de political shtell iv-
verall Es is aw Dol tzeit, for wann
amohl de greashty Office hoders-so
we'm President sein hawpt Secretary,
der BabCock-wann so amer amohl N
trial shtanda muss for crooked whisky
shtalerei, don is es bol tzeit os de lett
GUS cooke for N wexel fun political wet
ter. Mer missa amohl N Clear.up shower
hawa-an raler gooter frisher nordwest-
er. De political looft is orricR un g'sund
un nix wennicher os N clean sweep by
de lett os vota con uns frishy un g'sundy
loott gevva. Mer sin ready for der gross
g'witter shtorm. Luss n kumma, Luss
es dunnera, Luss es blitza. Luss der
wind blosa un luss de grose freshet kum-
ma. Es maucht nix GUS wann s aw
dale fun de olta holey bame un olty
shtawka fensa um blows'd-de loot
waerd doCh dn'o widder amohl gsund,
un thrliGhkeitun net shtalerei in de lead
ing offices is dn'o de rule. Allies dut sich
ferwexla, we's wetter, un politics is ken
exception tzu der rule. Mer hen now
Ii ..l.,,n..l. &. l. N