The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1876-04-22
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
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'sThc black horsc'' has got the spring halt
General schcncks daughter will summer in Ohio
The dyspepsia convention will hold its free con-
ference May Is
Mrs Nellie Grantsar viii BIO presented to tho
Queen Empress next season.
The Central Pacific Railroad will not take silver trade
dollars for more than ninety cents.
Senior Don Adolfo Ybancz, Gillian Minister at WASH
ington is sojournng at the Clarendon Hotel IN this
city.
Senator Theodore F. Randolph, OF New Jersey,
rived AZ tho Metropolitan Hotel last evening from
Washington.
When plain George Eliot asked with what power
she kept many people . string. she said began
with dam Bedc."
Secretary Taft said to the Cabinet, "Comradcs, here
big bill for spurs for tho cavalry. What kind OF
roosiers are they, anyhow"
The rooms Of Senators Herman and Randolph at the
Arlington Hotel. ut Washington, are vacated for tho
use OF the family Of Dom Pedro.
An Ohio editor leaning against horse post was pro-
posing the presidential election. He said
ssTakc our great Senator Hos Thcr-man''
Senator Edmunds having learned that according to
the fashion books lingerie is longer done up with
knife paitIngs eats cabbage with spoon.
Saturday Reriew:-.History repeats itself, and tho
ningIing OF Scotch and Irish spirits began when the
the Earl Of Argylrs sister eloped with Shan 0'NeL'
Murat Halstead thinks that the democratic ticket
will BIO Davis and Curtin The Cincinnati democrats
have already invented Davis straights and the drop
Curtin.
Tho Alta California advises Its people to 'make a
penny while you can. - The countcrfcitcrs never
make less than i've cents, SO that poor man has
chance.
Tho ornamentation common in the Alhambra sis
IDENTICAL in style with that used throughout Persia
Town to the present day, and specimens have been
found in the ruins Of Rhagcs"
The editor OF the Kansas City Times says he gets up
before daylight in order to read the p OF the
HERALD. We, too, get up on chilly morning to pull
on more blank-Kansas City Tmesex
The editor Of tho st. Louis Republican asks ssIow
shall We guard the city water supplys" You have
been guarding 1t for twenty years. and the city has
never lost drop whilc you around
The Danbury News:-'A man never knows until in
great emergency how much ne bear, and so he
never realizes until he how many empty bottles
without corks he is the sole proprietor oL''
Chicago Tmes:-'Dr Hall says that people
Vines take cold through their This explains why
milwaukee man always stuns his up with horse
blankets ana buffalo robes in damp weather.
Alexander H., although the boundaries Of the En-
pro have been widely extended during his reign is
iicvcd on ordinary occasions TO favor prudent and
moderate policy, and TO regard war with aversion.
When the nechbors come into the fresh parlor TO
admire the kalsomining and TO hold their breath
Il the new Stenway they forget to look the
vard to SEQ the whewash brush put to soak for next
year
Norwich Buletin:-"1t Is mentioned as singular
act that solomon laughed and was very mcan-
rholy man. 1t should be remembered however that he
had 900 wives TO advise him what do when he had
sore throatp
All tho monastic and conventional institutions in
Srcat Britain. If they to concentrate their cncr
yics common object could We are told, effect moth
Ing approaching In Importance TO weeks strike OF
t0lcrs or engineers.
St Louis Timcs:-ssThe New YORK HERALD keeps
alling for cheap cabs, II II supposes living
cab age" Yes, sir; Mr.. Times, you have to much
head; you live too much Ia your brains; you should
somc out into the world more
Tho DdnJuvy Newx:--"Thc delicate buds are no
sooner formed than sun bonnets appear. sun bonncs
mostly seen at this the fence. There
arc generally two although many as i've al ono
fence have been seen. They close together and
were II not for certain Migratory movements might be
supposed to be resting clcss frames fence il
an element society to be dcspsed az this time Of
Inc year I"
BY holding piece OF glass before the mouth or per.
pn supposed be dead and by observing whether any
moisture collects. you may ascertain whether or not
any breathing, however faint slll exists While Henry
Watescn low they hcld up plate glass show win.
dow and discovered. just time save him nom
premature burial That the glass bore wet fac smile OF
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