Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-03-01
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die their souls will 20 20 Saturn.
Hcnce those rings.
Hg-Good thing the dynamite dend
killed himself, for jury might
have acquitted him on the ground OF
''insanity"
An exchange wants toknow. since
work j. pronounced wirk. why
pork should not bc pronounced
pirk.
ba-rosslbly it was Sankey's sing.
ing suggested the thing to senator
'hristiancy. Anyhow. eighty and
and nineteen make Ninety aud
Nine"
pa-Prootor, the astronomer. SAYS
that tie moon l. dead. Sorry t.
hear ~ She Was a good moon A.
You could find in nights travel.
has"IIow are Sc, Smith" said
Jones. smith pretended not u
know him, aud answered hcsitatirg
y SIR. YOU have the advantage of
me. Yes, suppose -. Every
holy has hat that's got common
sense
fSs~ An cpltaph on a husband and
vile m a country church conclude.
with Il citation meant Ia he polite.
but which certainly may d. con.
struei two waNs. II j. a. follow. /:
Their warfare Is accomplished"
b~yScenc At church AFTER the cler.
gymans peroration Julia 10 Nan.
hppi-"Nhat beautiful close 7,
Aanuppi, who has been sptciully
eying a wcll-drcsscd lady before her
-"Beautliul clothes! "Yes; but I
know she didn't get en- ia a bcauti
ful way
szr- Iowa tall, j. interested in the
operations of a little machine. new.
~ patented, that twists cord wood
out Of haystack Il j. intended 10
Manufacture nIel for these grass
burning, blizzard stoves, and h
twists whisps Of hay into knots as
hard as bricks.
nA-Ihe Rev. II. Pah;ahquahong
Chase, the hereditary CHIEF Of he
OJibbcway nation, aud president ot
the grand council Of Indians of Can.
ala, - on a visit "a Paris. and
preached few Sundays ago in The
English chapel. Ills grandfather
received from George Ill. silver
medal, which has now descended 10
his grandson.
sA- The great pyramid weighs II.
'oO'OoO,OOO tons According to He.
rod0tns, u took the labor "a Toe. OOu
men twenty years 20 build Il. To
snow the mechanical value of mod
erh Improvements, DIR. Lardner at
hrms that iour hundred and eighty
tons Of coal, with an engine ant
hosting machine, would have raised
every stone 20 it. position.
pB-The hare once challenged the
tortoise 10 a trial Of speed. The
hare irisked about mcrrily, paving
little attention Ia his rival, or iesr.
ing him for he slowness. The tor
tolse, however, plodded along stead.
hy, aud had wcll.nigh reached the
goal, when the hare obscryed his
Progress. Away darted the hare
hkS lightning, and won the race.
hoal-The race u not always TO the
slow.
nr The Brookly Argus comedies
the truth Of Gail lIamilton's state
ment that "lyiug is the cohesive
power Of SOCIETY," and adds, ally.
ing is also sort off moral glue, by
which the pieces Of a shattered
character are restored 10 theil
proper places, and made TO look a,
good as new. The great trouble "A
however, that IL is not always &c
companied by a guarantee 10 stuck.
tVThe other morning a husband
escorted HE wife 90 one Of the de
pots, that she might start on a visi
10 the country, 10 be gone six weeks
and ~ she was about ready 10 enter
he ear he said, "Dear me bat won
] be lonesome thought II rather
think you viii" she responded, in 1
dry, cutting tone, ''for I've arranged
with ar women, four policemen, and
two detectives TO keep an eve on
you y lie smiled, bat Il was q sad
snlile.