The Arizona sentinel., 1876-04-29
MISCELLANY.

tedcn a fO0Sler 10 lay goose eggs.
 A distiller in New Hampshire
 makes all his employees sign the
 temperance pledge.
 That's going too far," as the
 Boston man said when his wife
 ran away to San Francisco with
 another man.
 A hunter shot a wild turky neal
 Nashville the other day, and
 when he went to pick it up, found
 lying near it half-decayed pail
 Ofsaddle- bags. in which were $30,
 900 in gold and bonds.
 The Boston Post wants to know
 how a man "can spend $2,0O0 fol
 rent and $5,000 for diamonds, and
 $l0,000 for running expenses, be-
 sides having a trOtter or so, on
 $3,O00 year salary" Pass.
 It doesn't cost near SD much to
 take d newspaper as it does to
 keep a yellow dog. Stil there are
 lots of people who are too poor to
 take a newspaper who have seve. ral worthless dogs on their pre- misses.
 If there is anything in this world calculated to make a man forget that he's been to hear Moody and Sankey on the previ- Ous evening, It is to bounce cheeri- ly out of bed in the morning and light on the business end of a tack.
 A year ago a Norwegian in De- corah, Iowa, got drunk and frOZe his feet and hands so badly that they had to be amputated. His wife has just got judgment for S9,500 against the druggist that sold him the liquor.
 pr. Harlan, a Methodist preach CT, has been expelled from his church for lying, vulgarity, and railing against his brethren. But that was out in Nebraska, where they haven't much true inward ness"
 When a n1an'wants plug of to- baccO, the grocery three-fOurths of mile off is only 9 step; but if his wife wants drink of cool wa. ter from a neighbor's well oppo. site, by some mysterious agency that we'll suddenly becomes re- moved more than half a mile away.
 An Albany minister said in a recent sermon "What is the tendency of the present fashion in reference to assisting or retard- ing the race for salvation? Our beloved sisters are, many of them, so apparelled that they can hard ly walk, much less run. There seems to be a tremendous pull back somewhere. ."-Mo6He Regis- fer.
 Susan B. Anthony said she would just like to catch a burg lar in her room once." The re- mark having been reported, she next day received a note signed, "A Burglar" which read as fol- lows: "Dear Miss, if yure inten- shuns is Onerabfe. l wOodent mind 1 commin to yure room some nite | as yu rekwest.
 A pretty little Ohio schoolmarm tried to whip one of her pupils, a boy of fifteen, the other day, but | when she commenced operations he coolly threw his arms about her neck and gave her a hearty kiss She went straight back to her desk, and her face was "just as red"
 A new-made minister, having occasion to marry couple as his first official act. and there being quite an assembIage present, de- termined to strike them dumb with awe, and so, in winding up, he said, 'I pronounce you man and wife, and the Lord have mer- cy on your sinful sOuls."
 He had said "Here's luck" with 3 friend at the station, and found a vacant seat in the car beside one of the softer sex Catching the scent of the Bourbon as it was horne on his breath, she said: II detest the smell of whisky" and he replied, "If I'd known your prejudice I'd have refreshed on brandy" And yet she was not happy, for she changed her seat 80 quickly that the conductor tried 10 collect her fare second time.
 It is gratifying to observe that the Canary Islanders have sent canary seed as we'll as canary birds to the Centennial Exhibition. afr. Ptaach long since called atten- ton to the process, probably the most interesting in the whole -ange of natural history, of grow ng birds from the seed, and it is 'ause for no small amount of satis- action that this process will ha