The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1876-11-23
ALI Sorts of Paragraphs.

- II your wife IS good, KISS ner 1or re-
ward. IF she isn't, kiss her for punish
ment.
The certain way to be cheated is
to fancy ones self more cunning than
others.
- Why are kisses like the Creation ?
Because they are made Of nothing. and
are very good.
To think kindly of each other is
good, but to act kindly toward one an
other is best Of all.
- AS daylight can be seen through
very small holes, so little things illustrate
a PERSONS character.
- Make yourself an honest man, and
then you may be sure that there is one
rascal less in the world.
"A Kentucky Judge has decided that
man has no right to harness his wife to
plow, no, not even with mule. And
vet women complain that they have no
rights.
"A little girl who sometimes reflects
intently upon the phenomena Of the great
world around and above her, and look
ing up into the starry night one time she
said she thought "God must have lots of
company, there were so many lights in
his front ROOM"
- The whirligig of fashion may bring
round the most dazzling changes, and the
duties of the toilet may multiply like
leaves in Valambrosia, bat there is moth
ing that will make woman stand before
her looking-glass so long as a snnburnt
nose.
-"Is it not time that you paid me that
s5w said a farmer to his ncighbor,
'"Taint DUE" was the reply, "But," said
the farmer, "you promised to pay when
you got back from New York" "Well, |
hain't bcen," was the reply.
The custom in Eastern Turkey is to
remove the boots and shoes on entering
church. An American saw at Anital,
Turkey, 1900 boots and shoes at the
door of the church, presenting very
curious sight. The men go in barefect,
but keep their hats on.
A Trenton editor makes the state
ment, for the good of correspondents, that
they need not commence their commune
cations, II take my pen in hand" as he
don't care whether they write with
their toes or with the pen i'll their mouth,
so they send the news.
Spare moments are the golddust of
time; and Young was writing true as
we'll as striking line, when he taught that
sands make the mountain, and moments
make the year." Of all the portions of
our life, the spare minutes are the most
fruitful in good or evil. They are the
gaps through which temptations find the
easiest access to the garden Of the soul.
The carbonized skeletons of two men
have lately been unearthed at Pompeii.
Among the things found near by were
eight rings, six pieces of gold, two pairs
of earrings, two large arnletS, each orna-
mented with thirteen pairs of half globe,
and three hundred and twenty-five pieces
of silver money. 1t is thought they were
thieves buried by the falling mud from
the volcano, while making off with the
spoils of houses ransacked during the
confusion.
= It was told of famous tragedian
that at the close. of an act in which he
had beena prominent character, a goose's
head was thrown upon the stage by some
one who had spite against him. The
tragedian picked it up, handed it to one
of the others to take away, and said, with
perfect nonchalance: "The gentleman
who has thrown his head upon the stage
can get it back at the close of the per-
formance."
Laying aside all political prejudice
and feeling, and looking the dangers of
the future squarely in the face, I am
about as we'll convinced as ever was of
anything that it is for the interest of
whites and blacks alike that Hampton
should be elected. His election will Sc
cure peace, while that of Chamberlain
will provoke rioting and bloodshed, and
possibly reign of terror and assassina-
ton. And Chamberlain will he as pow
erlcss to preserve order, enforce the law,
and protect the blacks as the wind. The
State government is held in thorough
contempt. Nobody cares anything for
it, and but for the presence of troops fifty
men could clean it out and annihilate
the whole concern any day.-H. Y Red
field.