The Morning herald., 1876-01-08
OUR AINIATUkE rUNTER.

Thirty-three years have passed since the
introduction of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, and
it still stands unrivalled. Price Is cent O.
five bottles 81.
1t is estimated at Washington that in 49l
years more America will be without fuel
A good many Of us will be dead by that
time and some will have no cause to CON-
plain Of lack of heat.
Low prices at Fennessey's shoe empor.
ium, 22l Market street. White kid slippers
speciality. Keep this in mind during the
ball season.
correspondent sends us very touching
description OF . scene Of domestic felicity
lie witnessed at the home of young mar
ried couple in Connecticut: 81 came upon
them quite Unexpectedly" he writes. "She
was sitting in the front parler eating pea.
nuts and he was crawling around on hit
lnres picking up the shells" Brooklyn
Argus.
Brussels thres ply, Ingrain extra, supe.
rior rag, cottage and hemp carpets, very
cheap at McBride's, 72S Market street.
John Henry's wife wrote him, ia mos
quito time, that she had "fifteen bites," and
she forgot to cross her t. John went ravine
round like a raving lunatic. He didn {
care SO much about her having "biles," al
he did about her spelling 'em SO.
All is not lovely in Paradise valley, Cali.
fornia. The scarlet fever RACES there.
Beds renovated and all kinds of furniture
for sale at Adair's, 4th and King streets.
An African Prince once offered Du Chaillu
his choice Of wife among $50 girls. To
prevent jealousy he took them all. AS he
couldn't hire apartments for such crowd
he was obliged to camp out with them, and
he says 1t surpassed any straw berry festival
he ever attended.
McCusker's shoe store is at ZIG West 2nd
street. Go there for bargains.
Morelaad's shoe store is at the corner Of
4th and Poplar streets.
A Denverite has collected the rattles OF
700 snakes, and takes great pride in exhib-
iting them.
O'Connor, No. 2 East 3rd street. Go to
him for your clothes and you will be
pleased.
A sure thing.-A village doctor went to
visit patient in neighboring hamlet, and
took with him his gun, that he might
wing any game he might encounter
III CROSSING Cnc Hciub A peasant
meeting him on the way, asked whittier he
was going. "Te see patient," was the
answer.-"Whst, them" said the peasant
''dO you fear to miss him in the ordinary
way, that you take your gun with y0uW
L. Donahoe, 307 Market street has ladies'
gents and childrens' shoes, boots, arcti Il
and alaskas.
A country editor, describing new organ
says: "Thc swell died away in delicious
suhocation, like one singing sweet song
under the bedclothes." "Sheet music" Ii
referred to, of course.
John Green, 2O4 West 2nd street, is sci.
ling boots and shoes at q great reduction
Go see for yourself. ..
Cause and effsct.-A minister who had
been reproving one of his elders for ovsr-in.
diligence observed COW 20 down to the
stream, take drink, and then tnrn away
"There," said he 10 his offending elder, ''is
an example for you; the COW has quenched
its thirst and has retired" "Yes," replied
the other, "that is very true. But suppose
another COW had come to the other side o1
the stream and had said, Here's to you,
there's no saying how long they might have
gone on"