The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1876-05-12
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ment's contemplation, he turned to hi
expectant papa with: eve didn'
need that''
First BOY fay, Jimmy, there's n
water. It's frozen over everywhere
; Second boy Bully, maybe we won
have to wash ourselves till the middl,
| Of spring"
What is a cobecience ?'' sskod
school-master Of bis class. tan inward
monitor" replied bright little fellow
AAnd what's monitor T'' Zone O,
the ironclads %
The owner of pair of bright eyes
assures us that the prettiest compliment
she ever received came from child OF
four years. The little fellow, after
looking intently at her for q moment.
inquired naiSely, "Are your eyes new
ones ?''
Texas papers are holding up their
hands in holy horror over much.mar.
Tled chap, who proves to have wives
IN no lessth&n Sen.diderent cities. The
s'aten-city of that fellows affections
fully juStifes their eSclanatious.
a prominent Clergyman OF Brooklyn
recently, while taking one OF course
OF boxing lessons for exercise, received
what the boys cau s.a jolly black eye.''
On Sunday he chose his text from
Timothy, 9th chapter, 7th 4erse: 81
have fought q good fight, l have iaish.
ed my course %
Mr. Gladstone, the distinguished
English statesman, said, in recent
address, that hand labor is better ysia
IN England tiran head labor. Same
thing over here, William. A nriUe- !
tighter will make more money pound
ing his tellow-men black and blue. than
a goat can earn by butting them clear
across the street 6ve or six tiases a dav.
The Khedive of Egypt is the largest
land owner in Egypt. He inherited
much, and has purchased more. One
fifth of the arabic land ia the country
belongs to him, yet he is unable to |
make his farming pay, and be is heavi. |
ly weighted by mortgage.
Probably the largest beques4 sssst has
been made in England during the pres
eiit century was that of private gentle
man named Heyrick, OF Reaumanor
House, WHO recently bequeathed to a
son of Earl Howe real and personal
property OF the value of s22, 2,0O0,00O.
The Duke of Athole-the principal
Murray OF Scotland-is young gentle.
man of sc, who holds ono dukedon.
two marquisates, FIVE earldons, three
titles as viscount and twelve as baron
twenty three titles in all, six more than
any other noblemen IN the United
Kingdom.
Dom Pedro is about six feet tall.
with gray whiskers and hair. His lead
IS slightly bald. He looks and talks
like German. He was dressed In
plain back on yesterday, wirhout an
ornament except gold watch chain. :,
His imperial spouse is much shorter and
is what may be called t'dnmpy." She
also has German features. The suite
Of the Emperor and Empress numbers
nine persons exclusive OF six servants
Old time habits and associations are
very powerful. Chiet-Juetice Waite. |
General Pierrepont, Wm. NJ.
Evarts aud Senator Dawes were among
Mr.. Taft's pupils in Yale, and they say j
that since the new Secretary appeared /
IN Washington. all the gentlemen nam
sd have manifested an unaccountable
disposition to get around the nearest !
corner whenever he l,eayes in sight. )
The trousseau of NiSs Yznepa del =
vale, Of New York City, who is to :
marry the Visconnt Mandeyille. son 81 !
he English Duke Of Manchester, will I
;ost S75 900. She is said to be one Of 7
he most beautiful women Ia Asueriea. : :
The wedding will take place Ia May at +
Trinity Chapel, aud viii be celebrated i
y Bishop Potter and tbs Rev. Nor a
san Dix. Tho Duke Of MANCHESTER and 2
amily will cross the ocean to witness
ne ceremony.
An ITisbman noticing woman pass G
lopg, esPied two stripes depending e
rom under the lady's cloak. Not ii
that these were styled sashes. /,
nd IN the right place, he exclaimed
Faith, ma am, yer galluses are untied!'' /;
-Four New Hampshire Governors and =
x-Goyernors- Cheney, Smyth, Straw, y
terms-have started on 3 slx-weeks' c;
-aternal jaunt, with their families, for P
alifornia. 2
Now, Spriggins, my dear,' said a
frs. Spriggius at the theater during r
ne first iutermission, styDu peedn't 20 u
ut to get any coffee, for have got !, y
alf pound In my pocket. d
A little three -yearsold girl, in repeat 9
g her prayer to her mother every =
lght, insists on praying to Be made "a 81
ood Epistopalian- Wepublican." 70
a young lady refused to 90 into the !. j.
looIwrich Arsenal because she heard %
lat some of the muskefs were without ns
-eeches. q
a very clever woman has said, 81 d
, not with anybody 10 do anything 81,
lnghty, but It they do, want to know y
! about il. y
Any man who says be is too poor TO
ke newspaper should, be indicted vi
/ the grand jury for obtaining tami. d
under false pEeteuses. va