Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1876-04-14
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importations Of Kentucky horthorns.
THE Chicago Legal Ne,os wants women
lawyers TO take of their hats when they
address the court.
MIR PETIT was arrested the other day
In Chicago for stealing pair of gloves. A
clear case of Petit larceny, that.
lF there is past in which men have
done i'll, let them have hope, for there is
future in which they may do well.
TINS is one of the sweetest mercies Of
life that the heart knoweth its own bit.
terness," and knowing it, can hide it.
PROFESSOR to Freshman" What is a
circleYp Freshman, after much retiec-
tion: =" A round, straight line, with hole
in the middle"
AROUND Worcester now they've adopted
the French expression at parting. They
don't say good-by'' any more; it's inva-
riably "Gu TtSeTU0tr."
THE Danbury Ne,os says: "Long hair
is gloryto woman unless she neglects to
clean the comb and brush before her hus
band has occasion to use them"
THOSE who live nearest the depot are
generally the last ones to get on board the
train, so those who live nearest the church
are almost always the last ones TO come IN
Sunday mornings.
WHEN you can't find match in the safe,
you can be sure that there are at least two
rusty screws, a corroded pen and four
tacks in there. The number of tacks may
occasionally vary, but il is believed that
the other figures are impartially correct.
A LITTLE neglect may breed great
mischief; for want of nail the shoe was
lost; for want of a shoe the horse was lost;
and for want of horse the rider was lost,
being overlaken and slain by the enemy;
all for want of little care about horse
shoe nail.
Mrs. SPILKINs, while driving the cats
out of the kitchen, the other day, acci-
dentally brought down the broom with
terrific force on her husbands pet corn.
Leander says if that's what they call
broom. corn, he don't believe in it, and
never did
Mrs. WALES says: "I'Il be 'anged. hif
allows Hedward to Keep all them tigers,
helephants, snakes hand hanacondas as e
is fetching over with i'm from Hindia,
round the 'ouse. I'll take a broomstick
TO hall of 'em, and to i'm, too, hif he
fetches 'em ERE"
HENCEFoRTH the man who laws his
hand upon woman save in the way of
kindness, will be liable TO make the ac
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circumstances which will preclude the
possibility Of his enjoying the introduc.
ton,-Sdc. Record Union.
A PROFESSOR asked his class: "What is
the aurora ?" A student scratching his
head, replied: "Well, Professor / did
know, but have forgotten" "Well,
that is sad-very sad )" rejoined the Pro-
fessor: The onlyman in the world thai
ever knew has forgotten itn
"I DON'T care for aquiet baby; but
dote on squalling one," said an old
bachelor. "Why, how strange!" admir-
ingly chorused all the mothers in the
room. Not at al, )" responded the bach
clor; +" because, you see, as soon as the
brat begins to squall it's always taken
from the ROOM"
WE notice seventy-five cent shirts ad.
vertised in our city exchanges. We shall
never insult our manhood by getting into
as cleap rag as that. Mo- rather let us
continue to deceive an unsuspecting pub
lie with a paper collar skillfully pinned
to the crater of a close -buttoned est
Franklin (Ky) Patriot.
g Why, what nation is this ~ asked an
Individual, hating in the American De-
partment of the Centennial Exposition.
"What nation do you call this that is so
behind .hand?" "Well, it might be called
procrasti. nation" said the Commissioner
In attendance, "but regret to say it's
America. '-B0St0n Commercial Bulletin.
How many common fgurative express
sions in our language are borrowed from
the art of carpentry, may be seen in the
following sentence: 1.-The lawyer who
filed BILL shaved note, cut an acquaint-
ance, split a hair, made entry, got up
case, framed an Indictment, impaneled a
jury, put them into box, bailed a wit
ness, hammered Judge, and bored
whole court, all in one day, has since laid
down law and turn ed carpenter"
COOP people were very much touched
with the conduct of small boy on She
tucket street yesterday. A large boy at.
tackled him and cuffed his ears, but the
noble little fellow did not strike back nor
even swear at him. He bore it all pa
tiently till the big boy had gone and
silvery- haired old man had patted him on
the head and given him quarter. Then
he went around the corner and licked his
little brother till he couldn't stand up
without leaning against wall.-Norwich
Bulletin.
THREE years ago a beautiful and &C
complished, but thoughtless and giddy,
young girl residing on Wabash avenue re-
jected the suit Of an eligible young man
who had long wooed and worshiped her.
The young man, in his disappointment,
vowed never again to address woman,
but TO live and die happy bachelor; and
yesterday, while he was walking up West
Harrison street, with blush-rose in his
button. hole, he saw his former love in a
backyard with her skirt thrown over her
head and her husbands Arctics on, try
ing to split log that was all knots with
an ak that wasn't all edge.-Ohiedg0 Iri-
bune.
LIGHT clothes are used for misses wraps
instead OF the navy blue and black jackets
formerly worn. Gray, ecru. and brown
indistinct plaids and plain twilled cloths
make up very effectively. The shape is
The French walking sacque, straight be.
hind, with one, three or five seams and
double. breasted straight fronts. The trim.
ming is bias band of silk, either black
or brown, bordering the edge, and orna-
mented by four or five parallel rows of
stitching. These are for misses of sixteen
years, down to little girls of two or three,
and cost from eight to fourteen dollars,
according to size and qualily.-Harpsr's
BaEdr.
A Rock Falling from Lookout Mount.
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On Sunday hundreds went 10 the mount
ain TO see the immense mass that is slowly
severing itself from the ledge at Bragg's
Bluff, near the toll gate. The first indi-
cations of the severing process were dis
covered about week ago, and since then
the work has been almost constantly go-
ing on. The greatest progress so far dis
covered has been an inch an hour; but on
Sunday, at $3.50 p. m, it had reached IA
distance of about sixteen feet from the pa
rent ledge. The crevice is about thirty
feet deep. The length of the falling rock
ie about 100 foot Ihn rrihtl nhnnA t,rnnt,r-