The Arizona sentinel., 1876-12-23
Ghe Srisona Sentinel,
MISCELLANY.

me que OifluS HOtU I'll lOF per-
feet enjoyment of love is perfect
confidence" Same with hash and
sausage.
"WhO was the meekest man?"
asked Sunday school teacher.
Moses" Very we'll; who was
the meekest woman?" Never
was any,"
"a friend Of ours" says the edi-
tor of contemporary, sis growing
weaker and weaker every day
He has got so weak now that he
cannot raise So.
1t is asserted that $4,000. 900
worth Of Boston is owned by ladies
who have no voice in its govern
ment. Why do they not marry?
An old Newfoundland dog in
England wears three medals
which have been presented to
him for saving human lives.
The following, which is sugges-
tive to coffee drinkers, is from a
tombstone in Connecticut:
Here lies, cut down ike unripe fruit,
The vile OF Deacon Amos Shute;
She died of drinking too much coffee,
Ammo DOmiDy eighteen forty.
A tall man having rallied a
friend on the shortness of his legs,
the friend replied: MY legs
reach the ground-what more can
yours dO?'
The papers relate an anecdOte
ola beautiful young lady, who had
become blind, having recovered
sight after marriage. 1t is no I'M
common thing for peoples eyes
to be opened by matrimony.
Bright of my xisl0ce! give
me an Mp said a printer to his
sweetheart. She made a r. at
him and planted her ssY@ between
bis 2 lis, which made him G ****
This is the time Of year for a
man to look along the midnight
shelf ana wonder which bottle
holds the whiskey and which the
ketchup.-It may be; but what
the dickens does man want
with ketchup at midnight?
A man who stopped at Norris
town hotel. devOured dozen
sweet potatoes, seven white pota-
toes, d dozen ears Of corn, four
pies, a plate of tomatoes, a slice of
watermelon. three plates of ice
cream, four slices Of beef, and six
slices of bread, with three glasses
of beer.
Three or four applications Of
chronic acid will cause the disap
pearance of warts, however hard,
large or dense they may be. The
application gives rise to neither
pain, suppuratiOn, nor cicatrices,
the sole inconvenience being the
production of a dark brown color,
which soon disappears.
A distinguished politician of
this city, while cOnversing with IA
lady the other evening, became
piqued by her attention to a beau
tifuI SpitZ dog that was resting
its head conf1dingly in her lap.
and impatientIy asked, why is
it that a lady Of your intelligence
can be so fond of a dog ?" "Be-
cause he never talks politics."
was the prompt rerly.-UereJa'ad
Leader.
The Men Orleans Picayune, in
trying its hand at description.
says: The modern city school
girl goes along with big litter,
hustle, striped hose, humpback
ed. carrying thirty-one different
books, three states four cOpy-books,
bottle of ink, pocket full of pencils
and pens, seven dollars, worth of
pinchback jewelry, a mOuthful of
chewinggum, and thirteen red
streamers dangling after her."
A train in India recently en-
countered a herd of elephants that
were advancing along the track.
The leading elephant, a huge |
tusker, was apparently only en-
ragged by the whistle, and charg-
ed the advancing train. There
was tremendous conclusion, the |
elephant was knocked off to one |
side, mutilated and Writhing, and |
the train, after series of violent |
jolts which nearly threw it off the
line, came to standstiIl against |
the bodies Of two other animals OF
the herd. No material damage |
was done, the boss elephant was
shot by passenger, and the rest |
of the held scampered off in be-
wildered sort Of condition.
ABOUT BOILING EGGS. There
is an objection to the common
way of boiling eggs, which people
do not understand. 1t is this /:
The white, under three minutes
rapid cooking, becomes tough and
indigpstible, while the yOlk is left
out. When properly cooked, eggs
are done evenly through like any