Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1876-03-13

be.-1Erg E-4lf. Y. Fst. 1875.
That's going too far" as the Boston
man said when his wife ran away to San
Francisco with another man.
The revival feeling Is spreading. but
it hasn't yet got down deep enough to
affect arrearages on country newspaper
books.-DaHJliry Selrs
It's = curious incident Of matrimony.
says the Cincinnati Times. that if you
tell your wife to get up and build the
FIRE. she exhibits her dutiful obedience
BY forthwith proceeding to FIRE up.
Lindsay. the murderer. was born on
Friday. killed his victim on Friday. was
arrested on Friday. was sentenced on
Friday. and was executed on Friday. A
disgrace on the day. Friday.
at doesn't take ne long to make up
ny mind. can tell you ?" said 4 con-
eeited fop. its always 50 where the
stock Of material to make up is small. -
quietly remarked . young lady.
The time for 4 man to stand firmly by
Jobs example Is when he washes his
face with home made soap and begins to
paw around over the chairs with his eye:
shut, inquiring for = towel. quick. and
is told that the towel is in the drawer
but the keys are lOst-GiasgoGC (Ky.l
Times.
So great Is the excitement over th,
discoveries at Pixies Peak. and so rici
all the country thereabouts. that eiti
zen Of Colorado Springs. as a joke. re
duced a stone jug in mortar. earrieC
the powder to an assayer, and was muci
surprised to find the jug yielded at th,
rate Of sl7.s2 to the ton. The assaye
is evidently determined not to let tn
new district suffer for want Of favorabl
reports.
They were sitting side by side,
And she sighed. and then he sighed
said be: My darling idol :"
And be idled. and then she idled.
You are creations belle"
And she beloved. and then be beloved
.-On ny soul there's such q weight"
And be waited. and then she waited.
"Your hand ! ask. so bold I'm grown.
And he groaned, and then she grOaned.
"You shall have your private gig"
And she giggled. and then he giggled-
Said she: My dearest Luke"
And be locked. and then she looked
III have thee. If thou wilt"
And be Eilted. and then she Silted.
OF Finney the revivalist, some qui
odd stories are told On one occasion
as be was passing along the line Of Il
Erie canal. be heard boatman s~earir
in horrible manner. Aeeosting him
said. My nan do you know where u
are going?" Yes" responded the IA
igatOr in all simplicity. I'm going (
the Johnny Sands. to Rochester" SEi
and stern came the rejOinder: NO. y
are not You are going to hell"
this attack the honest boztman's Wrz
rose And where are you going
TO heaven. I trust" was the deyo
reply. NO you're not You are gOil
straight into the canal" Then the ca
tain Of the Johnny Sands suited {
70 action to the words. and at once il
nersed the preacher in the waters Of {
great artificial river In all prObabili
the enraged navigator never learned
name Of the Christian gentleman VI
whom be had the controversy. but
another occasion the latter encounter
4 man who had heard him preach .
knew his face. The nan was work.
in an iron foundry. where the heat
intense. and ehAneed to break forth II
stream Of profanity as the preach
passed BY. Pausing. and looking IN
= the door. the passer-by said: "iOu
. nan. how hot do yOu suppose he'll Is
= The prOfane wretch placed his ar
sr akimbo. and locking bis qOestiODer {
e in the faes. replied "Wen. Mr.. Finn
, / suppose that it Is 50 hot there thAi
somebody brought you spoonful Of
\ melted iron. you'd swear 1t was
q. cream" silence ensued- There was DO
!, ing more TO be said--Toledo BL1de.