St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1876-08-11
Squibs.

Don't pull down Your vest. Take it
of
What species of love is that which is
never reciprocated \ neuralgic atfec-
tiom.
The weather has been 50 hot in Ken
tncky lately that Il good many farmers
were obliged to tan their wheat
Lavender says they have Centennial
chicken pie ar his boarding house.
All the chickens are Il hundred wears
old.
Mrs. Partington SAYS she means to
hear one bachaualian sermon before all
the college commencrmrnts are over
Nearly all the post offices in Texas
are III charge of females. Ii works so
we'll that the males now arrive and de
part every hour in the day
circumstances alter cases. said a
Lawyer to his client. after losing his
fourth lawsuit. Cases alter ciIcum-
stances, savagely replied the client.
"BN N"ul management of my cases nv
circumstances have been nearly ruined"
"Thank Heaven" said the San Fran
else" Newsletter. on the morning of
the Fourth. there is no one in our city
81 poor or humble but that he can help
hold down Il Chinaman while Il cannon
cracker Is set of i'll his mouth
\ clergyman who did not believe in
gong outside of his own denomination
I" distribute his charities WAS solicited
h\ a heggar Tor aims. MY Brother"
said he, 'are Nou High Church 7" ..Nev-
rr WAS high III my life" returned the
htggar. rrpr"achfully. "Never drinks
mnthin AT all. sir
Five got another, my dear" said Mr.
D"rkin>, as he hurried into the house.
''lt Nou We're on the top of TIinit,
Church spire on the back of Il goose,
how would Nou get lowne' Mrs. Dor
kInS thought she'd jump down, slide
down "n the lightning rod. nv down on
The goose. fall down, and then gave il
mP. "WhI if YOU wanted to get down.
N"u could pick il Oft the goose" said
Mr. Dnrkiu>. tXultantlN.
y party "f men gathered on the shore
of the river Lea. i'll England to play
eat. Il game a. To which the report in
Il London newspaper gives no deScrip-
ton. y part of the fun. however, con
sisted IN tying rope around man.
throwing him into the water, and draw
ing him across the stream. Th,. rnn,.
broke. and the man WAS drowned and
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