The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1876-01-12
Variety.

l-nuck ssiahiishmUuts-Trees-
a sl.ary Cd t0vn-A-uHP-oils.
sleep-valking.
Aruu q luut-A s1ooesfful race.
Hash lluguare-TelesrAphie talk.
s-ss.nesi and Iirht-A love match.
Tl.s Fsy % q certain gAit-whiskey.
Tss uai.s-tskes in masrimouy continue.
a s-sup uoi-Tretding on peoples toes.
F-aa f.- i,a i,ailoouiris-Curroa IN the air.
CazFa-tai3s gHarasrs-Twonty Eve cent pieces.
cirz -.rais-Tbe riiei OF the marriage ceremony.
ol5staBesy--PslHiHg Of an old ben as young
rli-Eos-
rhs ls.i siu.s ior = Iish, shower is during dark
riraL
kusr roes cut uf the way to please when be be-
-1uasf 5ire-tiaE.
1rr vh5 gives a dinner may be entertaining and
-, be rs-y f-upid-
bird ~isl uBe wing shorter than the Other-liks
a llaE rt iuusy-is aFs - have detective hew.
NJ. suipe. o. Texas. made her husband quail be-
Fs-e bs-. and is considered gEuey little woman.
o. I'D Hy srus..sis trouble you p asked be to her.
-. y5 rat sirbsd. .' only fel, little down in the
ulduth-
- = shta c, osE rirh, over tbsrey' asked visitor
.tt a.hs- duy. Rigbt over therss' said the boy,
s7z.ir't nowhere eise.T
-slryttiur rits you dereF' inquired one Dutch
za1 TO Luother, While engaged in angling. "NO,
-a-rr o. an ..veIi.r returned the other, " mott
51s vilg u-, 400"
rauur LADY N NiuBesotA boasts OF having ten
s-avu-ur tra.asrr % vsies over her. bat Norris
ssrr r- r-sfsrs 10 have only one brother to watch
5rs- issr-Jr1riasa Es is he brother Of other
rl-
A-bsls-is Brr-man-' Nov. Il you don't take your
rsr e. III r-sriaus soon tern you out Pat with
vt-.--. zur---u ne cat Is It turin out3 Thin,
a.alaE. come outsids and tur-r-rn ne Outr'
Nrr uaulp.be-v paper states as a singular fact
sas tt s5ur has usruT had mill in her midst" "
Iis probably acoounts for the advertisement in
z-a.hs- oaluulr of a HaiIl-in-beE wanted.
Frur.iut FhaosgFty-"Ah. vel, Mrs. jenkins,
tlsu a. i've. Ioaretl sees most but often says
GO ay ola uE1. says I. E'ud words easy Oblign-
1ar and rssl = gooa deal further than hObnailed
b5as O. q guE-i Fot, says 1.
ssuui. i1r 5ass his room be sat down on the edge
urths is5 .sni soliloguiEea thus; feet vet, tight
haaas rurt q one hand IN fson on t'Otbsr, and
z- isasl-E 81 z house Sings got to be different.
Esc- muf vss married, else get H6OOgHek, wishall
6oT-
uur 10 rssh lead Of coal; weigber-" This
lead j, so5 bsary jumP there, Patrick and take
dr ser basfets-r Patrick jumps the load and
rborslt a coal al tie ~oghUr eres stop" and the
purchaser q tht soHl Taysfor 100 pounds Of Irishman
vhi-t BE- does not reooiFs.
-Ihrrs sen s-ay5Hg Ily-liks about the ehurn
bolzsy za-s Tsrieos than that which blOOmsd full
guz f-sn tbs bright focus Of the seas ecstatie ira
vzE,~ % he -7sy an InsiAusPolis reporter began
eauu1 description q dairy girl. They soaked his
lsad. aul a. Infs accouuts be better.
Sal ssy. jim. how does you Ike ny new
rucrt st clotbusg- Jim" Sweet Oh clothes Go
raar. Toz mean suii OF clothes !" Sam" Go long
I'D ys- osuscll. yug black irnorHmuEi Don't folks
a. tuoF Fruuch say Evee; o. rO0ms' Well, de same
lu. Er1-i1tiis 70 clothes. Go whiisEAsh yerself."
A rbo-t tine si-os sso young ladies were Aooosted
l-a rirsr uomau. Who told them that for fny cents
,is wsaz sbor then their hufbHndE faces IN q pail
O.. vatr- ~hirh bcinr brought they exclaimed. g We
ouy rss ouu fsosl = '' Wsl." said The old woman,
o. fho-s fasss shln be your busbasdt' when you are
zE-us4"
ANN rushed iutc the Cf5ce Of the Census Bureau
-e..--zsy in e 1El1iag beas, and inquired, Have
rss ru-u-us fur w1-d Ffrr been all made upY'
wtre- uftoa The clerk. Because we've got
49, ki-sz i-l do.u to oGf house. and want to get
hs- ma lbs ss instead Of the that's down
-h--r ) q station On The railroad line between
Nrsts-sIo and Port Jerris n Y, called " Hugenot."
a Ga l.ay uss .bous Alight there when the ami
sils b-tteu1r detained her with exclamation
-l-h ssuusss IKE % Tou g not 20 " YOubet IdOp
ras s-uuiasl and he way that brakeman got out Of
hcr wty was uunasrful 70 behold.
Kaus1s CITY 1lbermHn. who recently had set
lE.l ssrsa lines a1iaehsd bottles and bAited with
s-qrs. and had followed then il Ikia for several
szas- asvr he river without getting bite. was
rt-r-7r % discover that owing 70 the insufficient
sisuairr- 81 the lines, The frogs had sEum to the
ru-nus aaa had bSez sitting sbe bottles for the
-Eul1 atst.uot-
NJ n" Goos uOruing. sir /; I come 10 tune your
ri1u,-r Ds-fsla Euul o. the porch EAi didn't
Erds-rauu5 nat yOu Sas5.'' - come to tune your
rsuuo.u .rou vin have 70 speak louder; can't
hr.- vhat yuu s1y.- Oh you come from Louis
i.u. did yo1 sFsg. shHss gOOd sit down and tell
- .n sheuift-"
rsh rula.ra thEs New HEuPshire minister
rsuy FurrlyO5 The history Of Jonah after the follow
iur s,rls o 7 seen % sec Jonah pacing along the
-a.s g NirerEh I seen 70 see hin entering the
isst eEss. by his ticks; and pay FOR Il seem to
-. lin -.k upou the vessel; / seem TO see them
in rssr 1nsha- ard the stately ship gradually
ur.sr tht broad Atikntis.r
sa-z-azy uo-uing tus coi0-ea citizens entered the
CIV Hal md Inquired Of the cOunty Clerk if he
-o1Hs lss thou zee sAs city directory. Want to
sus some uas p he asked be showed Il across the
6sst- T0u ses bsss. It's jrt dis way" replied one
rshs uuuu- Epsli cat With great big &C.. and be
s-sus 60 .i.h two .sis' on de end. and has
hu,s 70 sus 4 aOouzents" The clerk gave them his
ny q r7snirr ard shsy vent sEEy 70 Sc, bet out
q sous uss cu spelling . cat"
A cie-ryuHn having been inducted into living in
Es1t EuriauG trek oceasion during hin frst sermon
- izz-sduss tbs vori opties." Al The conclusion
q IA servies isrnsr vho vas present thanked him
s1s ne 6ssourss. bs; iusinssui ths; be bad made
r@an nisaks n vosd. sofesning his criticism by