The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-01-27
PENNS VI HANLA DEITSH
BREEF FUN SAMMY sCHNITzLER.
DuNNER,sRARRIcK, Jan. der cot, ,7t

DUNNER'sBARRIcK, Jan. der 2Ot, 76'
Mr. Printer:
Desmohl hut de Fanny mer omohl
Hail Columbia gevva weaga mein letshta
breef, for Sc behawpt ich set selwer
narsht paur lessons in politeness nem-
ma eb os ich fit bin for onner lett in
structa derweaga. Well, es con 81 os my
eagny monneer shool net entirely ona
mistakes is, un for de Fanny pleasa will
ich don der subject droppa, un pawr
wardt shriva fun Centennial.
Des is es Centennial yohr. Sell named
os es now exactly ca hunnert yohr is
sidder os der Crishtuflle Columbus unser
lond frei g'maucht hut we Sc SON grosser
battle g'hot hen in Nei Orleans NIT de
Insha, un now gebts N bummerawlish
grossy frolic derweaga in Phjldelfy der
neagsht summer, un ich un de Fanny
game aw un wann mer tzu foos gea missa.
Now ich con mich net exactly uf allies
b'sinna we's har gonga is for hunnert
yohr tzurick-awer ich vase allies was
ghappened is for fuftzich yohr-uf selly
tzeit con ich mich noch goot bsinna.
Sell amohls war naryats nix tzu sana
fun Railroads. De lett sin gfawra in
weaga, un carriages un buggies, un g'ridda
uf de geil un dale sin aw tzu foos gonga.
Wann ebber fun Pennsylvania g'shtart is
for noch Ohio gea, don hen de lett g'sawt
Sc game uyva nous, un Sc sin ivverall by
kumma un hen mitt ena hands g'shaked
un good-by gevva un gedu os wann Sc uf
der weag gea data for gons GUS de welt
travella. Aver we is es now? Ei wann
mer now noch Stark county gea wella for
unser feela olty Pennsylvania Deitshe
friend tzu sana don hut mer nix tzu du
os yusht in der car nj shteppa init m
carpet bag, un in about fuftzea shtund
gebt der conductor notice os des doh de
shtadt Canton is, un d'noi is mer yushtso
goot os der hame. For offers hut mer
about dri woCha travella missa for SON
trip tzu maucha. OF course de Cantoner
un ally onnery lett in Stark hen all i'm
sin on de grose Centennial frolic tzu gea
der neagsIt summer, un wann Sc dun
don kenna Sc aw n chance hawa amohl
NIT meer un der Fanny hands tzu shaka,
for we shun amohl g'sawt, mer hen aw
i'm sin um de weag tzu 81 ON groSashow.
For offers hen de weibsleit-all de
shaney, un shmarty maid, in der United
Shtates OILS fox un wull gshpunna NIT
IN shpin rawd, un aw OILS shrimp
g'shtrickt un hussa g'fickd un allerlea
onnery arwet g'shaft De maid waura
aw sha, irish, g'sund un goots moots in
selly tzeita. Aver we is es now? Fun
de shpin-redder wissa mer gor nix mea,
un flo un wull grckt mer gor nimmy
tzu sana except wann s ready made is
for uf der bookel du. Ich will aw hufa
Sc DUN de shpin-redder net fergessa on
der grossa fair. De Fanny denkt 'es sin
ais noch olty shpin.redder um de weag,
un wann sell so is wRrd of course ebber
anes uf exhibition du, yusht for de lett
weisa os ich aw de wohret sawg.
ICh vase aw noch goot we mer ais feer
gooty shtorricky long nine cigars hawfa
hen kenna for N cent. Suppose aver
ich date now amOhl in a cigar shtOre nj
shteppa NIT my Sundawg klaGer aw una
paper collar un g'blackty shtiffle un date
sawga, "geb mer amohl cent wart ci-
gars," we denksht os ich Gus maucha
date? Eli dor very neagsht dawg war
my nawma in der Zeitung un Sc data
sawga ich w@r naerrish.
Ich du mich aw noch goct druf b'sinna
we de dawg-laner uf der bauerei g'shafft
hen for fRrtsich cent der dawg, un SO
hen aw geld g'safed in sellam lohn. Der
mon hut g'shafft un de fraw hut fox un
wull g'shpunna, de ku g'mulka, butter
g'maucht un aw oyer un so sauch fer
kawft un seller weag de living g'maucht
for de house haltung un ON end fun
yohr hut SON mon fuftsich bis hunnert
l., L., ,,,f, 20 onI,, -, a.
sex yohr hut ar kenna n klaney bauerei
kawfa un de arsht instalment druf bet
zawla. Suppose aver an mon wet now
unner nemma geld safa NIT fertsich cent
odder N holwer dawler der dawg, we
denksht os ar Gus maucha DAFT? I'm
suppose unser weibsleit mista heitiCh
dawgs widder era shpin-redder un
shtriCk-nodla usa we Sc ais hen! De
pianos un novel bicher un dry goods uf
der bookel huf pila bis Sc maner gooka
we kankaroos os we mensha-so nom
sense suit de weibsleit feel besser i'm
grossa yehr 1876.
Aver now is de froke eb mer hinner-
sich odder ahead gonga sin in denna
hunnert yohr? Of course mer kenna
now orrick shwift travella uf IN Railroad
un uf de shteamboats, un de lett DUN in
bessery shtyle lava os Sc hen for offers,
aver is es n impeachment? Suppose
mer hetta kea railroads un aw kea tele-
graphs we wers dino? Eli ordich feel
we's OILS war. De lett data feel maner
derhame bleiva. un Sc data aw long net
so feel leega ivver de telegraph poles
runna os sc alleweil dun. Wann mer
lava data we for offers don hetta mer aW
maner geduld un data warda bis de stage
aw kummt fun Phildelfy odder fun Can
ton odder fun enniCh onnerer plotz. Der
weag we Sc news alleweil runna gait so
shwift os mer ebmohls named Sc data
anne de shtory fun ding gevva eb os es
n chance g'hot hut for happena.
For offers hen Sc ais Presidents elect
de ehrlich waura un ne nix GUS der grose
public geld-kisht g'numma os yusht era
lohn. Wann amer suspect war os ar net
exactly ehrlich is, don hut ar IS net kum-
ma kenna. Aver now, sidder os der
Grant President is dcnkt mer nix mea
derfu wann Sc a hunnert daussend daw-
Ter GUS der treasury rous grabba for de
incidentals fun weisa house runna.-
Grose shtala is respectable-awer in Phil
delfy hen Sc amer in der Jail shtecka al
Jewell for dri punt shunka flash shtala.
Wann ich allies consider, bin ich net
sure eb mer besser sin os for fuftsich od-
der shlechter. In politics, according tzu
miner opinion sin mer maner progressive
for now is es de fashion grossy deeb in
de offices nj du, for wann mer sell dun
don brauch mer Sc doch net feedera,
we'll Sc sich yusht selwer helfa kenna,
aver wann mer du date we for offers, Sc
in de Jail shtecka, DOM DAFT s geld
kushta, un sell mista de tax betzawler
aw uf socka.
De neagsht woch hob ich i'm sin amahl
my opinion gevva we Sc de machine
runna i'm neagshta Centennnl yohr, 1875,
un sell, KEN er eich aw druf ferlussa,
w@rd interesting.
G,,r,rx-