The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-02-17

notion g'hot for amohl NIT der mommy
shwetza derweaga, aver, somehow, swar
mer bong sell date Sc holwer narrish
mauchs. I'm het ich consult NIT meina
g'hrety freind don hetta Sc meich yusht
GUS g'laucht
My mommy war by era freind in der
shtadt, un ich hob n breef gricht fun era
un Sc hut mer g'shrivva os de Sally Shink
doh i'm shteddle awkumma date for a
while beim uncle bleiva, uf b'such, un 80
hut dauf insist os we'll de Sally so n
shmarts un fines made is set ich wen
Mich aucht gevva os Sc net so lonesome 81
set. ON neagshta dawg is n bu in my
shop kumm ar war der Sally era cousin
-un now, denk ich, muss amohl ebbas
gedu werra. Ich hob narsht while nit
IN bu g'shwetzt fun alerea saucha, un
tzuletsht bin ich on der point kumma, un
hoh gsawt
"Gell, Johnny di cousin is geshter by
ech au kumma fun der shtodt rous, un
Sc is N orrick finey lady%
Mane'sht de cousin Sally" secht ar,
-"well yaw, Sc, is kumma, aver Sc is net
feel, for Sc hut sheer ger nix tzu sawa--se
shwetzt sheer nix. Ich geb anyhow net
feel um cousins"
Selly answer hut mich denka maucha,
un ich hob n notion griCkt os so aney
ferleicht yusht fun der right shtripe is
aney de fershtond gnunk hut sich tzu
behafa un s maui hat2. Ich hob any
how grawd my mind uf g'maucht os by
der Sally muss amohl aw g'rufa w@rra.
| Noch IN nauCht essa hob ich mich amohl
uf gdressd in meina beshty Sundawgs
klader IN dino uf un de shtrose nuf un
grawd uf's house tzu un klupp amohl on
der deer. "Walk in" hob ich de alt fraw
hara sawga, un ich nj, un sure enough,
dort war de Sally--anes fun de feinshty
gookiche maid os ich all my dawg I'm des
lavas g'sana hob. Sc huta WenniCh helly
hohr g'hot dunkler dress aw, un feel
erica fancy krixatixa um SIGH rumm. De
alt fraw hut orrick plesseerlich gshwetEt,
un uf ca mohl hut Sc gedu os wanM Sc
ebbas abbordich tzu du het ommanot
sunsht, un Sc is aw grawd uf un tzum loch
nous un don-dort war ich eva dino
gons allea nit der Sally, un now, denk
ich, now is my tzeit-now for bizness.
"Un we g'tollt der unser shteddle
doh ?" hob iCh g'froked.
"0rdlich goot" hut seg'sawt Dino hob
ich Sc g'froked noch meiner mommy-eb
Sc gsund war we Sc de shtadt ferlussa
hut, un Sc hut g'sawt. "Yaw, Sc war
g'sund un harty. Der subject fun der
mommy war d'no shun GUS g'shpeelt un
ich hob Sc DINO g'froked well os Sc 3
besht"geicha date IS winter wetter wann
IS orrick kalt is, odder S warm weter i'm
summer, I'm Sc hut g'sawt Sc con s "gOot
shtanda we 8 kummt" Seller subject
war au d'no Gus gshpeelt, un g is mer
fore &umma os NIT der Sally is ON end
net feel. An decenty un shtilly fraw het
ich garn, aver de hut you gor nix tzu
sawga os yusht yaw un nay, un ich bin
aw net lohg g'blivva-been uf un hame
fore nine uhr.
A paur dawg nochdehond we ich i'm a
gooter. HumOr war hob ich anes fun
meina friend allies g'sawt we ich Gus g.
maucht hob by der Sally un ar hut SIGH
orrick enjoy'd derweaga. Ar hut aw pro-
posed mer N introduction gevva tzu amer
Os aw N feiny lady is, aver uf gons n on
merry shtye-aney de maui g'nunk hut
for shwctza bis de kee hame kumma.
war s agreed fer nit IN g@,
We de tzeit kumma is hob ich ne yusht
so orrick G, OF g'feeld derweaga. lch hob
der shnuppa g'hot, un IS kup wac, un war
a wennich Gus humor. Aver we'll IS i'm.
portanty bizness war, hob ich gedenkt
muss ich eva doch ga. Well, mer sin
mitnonner gonga un grawd ms house nj,
un mer hen aw grawd g'noticed os s or
rick lively dort drin har gait, un ich hob
my kup-wea fergessa un my shnuppa is
mer fergonga we der alt fraw era saif.
Mer waura hardly i'm house we mer ca
deer noch der onner hen hara uf gea un
tzh shlamma, un a weibsmensh hara or
rick loud shwetzu un rumm .iteppa nit
high heel CATERS aw, un Sc il in de shtub
nj g'shtept os wann SEN general fun de
Suldawta wer. Sc war aver yusht about
sh@-shwartzy awga, roty bocka un a
bummerawlish grossa waterfall uf m
kuep, un CONS United Shtates sha uf e.
dressd NIT a fancy jacket aw un Onnery
dry.goods un jowelry un ribbens un aller-
lea. My freind hut mich introduced, un
der weag we Sc hands g'shaked hut is g
ner fore kumma os Sc anes fun denna So
ciety maid 81 muss, for sell war anyhow
n INNER un ca yicher grip os Sc mer geV-
va hut. I'm ona feel was maucha hut Sc
N shtool ggrabbd un hut N sitz grawd
nava mer g'numma. Un is war aw gor
kea difficulty weaga I'm shwetza. Era
maui is g'runnd grawd we a end era
shwantz. Era subject war bicher, fash
ions, politics, balls, kaerricha, lodwarriCk
kocha, sing-schoola un ich vase net was
allies sunsht Set hut mish aw Ell g'lawda
for Dol widder kumma. We ich up =
shtonna bin for hame gea hut Sc mer
noch feel maner tzu sawga g'hot un ich
hob noch about tzwea shtuned un a holwy
bleiva missa. Tzuletsht bin ich aver uf
un tzum loch nous-hJb uf course aw
good nauCht" g'sawt, un sid der sellan
war ich aw MIN my in sellam house. Sc
war wennicl tzu feel high pressure for
mich.
Un now muss ich shtuppa for des mohl.
For de balance fun meiner, shtory look
out for der Stark county DEMOCRAT de
neagsht woch.
SAMMY SCHNITzLER.