Middletown transcript., 1876-08-19
Barit6ts.

ri Prairie chickens ars unusually nu.
merous in Minnesota this season.
We owe the grsstsst debt Of graft.
!, tude to those who tell "a the truth.
Harvest hands have been gsttine
from 81 to $3.50 per day in Minnesota !.
J A man in Pike county Indiana, rails.
ed 700 bushels Of wheat on 20 aeres Of
II ground.
i, The Turks haven't murdered but
$4,000 Christians during the last six
monthe. s
About the only thing ! man can
borrow in these ..suspicious days With
out giving security i trouble.
The more the Caliiornians don't want
the Chinese to come the faster the Ce-
lestials srrivs on that cosst.
| California landlords charge for frss
in rooms in summer, no naftsf whether
the room even has chimney.
| Rubbishy novels have bad :: good
deal to Do with the prsasst tendsaey
toward suicide among youpg, parsons.
| Of the Catholics in this country,
1900, 900 we're born IN IreIand. and
1900, 900 are natives Of tbs country.
! Bostonians now sleep with one ear
open expecting every moment 70 hear
the frst brick fall from the Old South.
Young Bennett, of the Herald. in
herits his love Of society from bis
mother. The old man Was almost I
recluse.
"Cons down and treat, t" VA the
hospitable invitation rendered the Phil
adelphis balloosists BY some New Jer-
sey Grangsrs the other day.
The generality Of men expsnd the
earlier part Of their lives il contribu-
tions to render the latter part miser-
able. 'ss.l
The Moravian Seminary 1t Beth
lehem. has been in existence ninsty-ons
years, and 10 that time has had 6772
pupils
He who viii not improve two talents
shall never be trusted with Eve, but BE
who improves little shall 81 trusted
with much. !.
Don't live . single hour in yous Life
without doing exactly what ought to.
be done in it, and going straight :
through it from beginning to end
Owing to the concentration of me-
chanical interests at the Centsnhisl. the
exhibition Of the Newark Industrial
institute will b. omitted this year.
), Let the youth Who stapds Il i bar,
with glass Of liquor IN shis hand, con.
sider which he had better throw sway
the liquor Or himself. 80 .;,.''s
A;man who has. his hair. out short to
let the weather in on his head is Just a.
we'll satisfied with himsslf q il he had
reduced the standing Of the thsrmoms-
ter. q.
A sensible writer advises thoss who 1
would enjoy good eating 10 keep goods
natured, for. says hs.q IAN angry man
cannot tell whether be 10 eating boiled
cabbage OF stewsd umbrellas. y
Real estate Is falling in Boston, d ii :
ought to. The Vsndome Hotel, which
cost. With the land nearly 800. 900,
was sold by auction this week ibr 324O,-
600. afs 100 s9as
It cost the owner Eve dollars I Is dis.
cover that the holder Of % excurpion
ticket. the time for which has expired,
is not entitled to passage On the
Pennsylvania Railroad.
There y :, difference betwssn oon-
'ecration and sancti6eation. The form
y belongs to us,s the latter, to onr faith
ul God, We cannot have the latter
without the former.
The Dutch cure . lasy paupar By
,utting him into deep oistsrn, let in
he water and provide him with apump
hat. with hard work. will Just keep
lin from drowning.
A Cincinnatian drank three .Rlasses
( bullock's blood for his health, and
rent blind. he could have eaten fried
MONS the year reund without hurting
is eyes.-Detroit Free Press.
A Boston man is pussling his head
'r q remedy for hot weather. He
ANTS something to produce snow
form just ~ the sun il about to blister
boys ears.
1t is said that the bite Of blackbird
i'll breed case Of hydrophobia, and,
i things considered, no man is safe
Mess he goes down = we'll and has
ap door shut upon him.
Birch is still the switch Of authority.
hree Liverpool boys were recently
'ntenced to three days imprisonment
I'd twelve strokes Of birch rod for
stones It : passing train.
The Presbytsrian Church Of Mercers-
,rg, Pennsylvania, has had but three
lstors in the last one hundred and
ven years Rev. DIR, Thoma, Creieh.
9 present pastor. has held The posi-
'n for over forty years. .sn;,., .',..
A costume worn in ne erand ssand
Saratoga races by Mrs. n Of
urray Hill. composed Of cardinal red
I. under 8, 900 prinoess robe Of
read lace. vas simply regal. and the
stlieat displayed thus far.
Over three hundred geese, in wthe
Eenty-third ward. Nsv Yeti, have
en- captured By the police sndturned
er to the public pound. sTh1ir,.of-
,ses consisted Of congregatisg On the
lewalks overturning psils 10 ssaseh Of
ID, and annoying residents By inces-
It screaming. vi
Economy is the parent of iutsarisy,
liberty and Of ease /, and tie sister 81
uperaacs. Of oheerfnlnes5, and health.
ID profdsepess i cruel and crafty
mon. that gradually involves her fol-
vara IN 1avAa<lnssn Ia r-ta -.