The Morning herald., 1876-01-01
OUR MINIATURE POSTER.


OUR IMMATURE POSTER.
Look out to morrow for the New York
and Philadelphia Sunday papers at the
Centennial News Office, COZ Market street.
"The other day when Detroit grocer
spelled sugar rs h-u-g-e-r" friend pointed
sat the word and remarked "That word
Isn't spelled quite right" "Ha l see"
laughed the grocer, lone would think had
no education" And he crossed it out and
wrote s-h-u-g-o-r.
Carpets, oil cloth and window shades for
sale by Mcbride, 723 Market Street:
There's woman in California 40 years
old, and she claims to be the oldest woman
in the world. Que er claim for woman to
make.
Green, the boot and shoe maker, keeps
his store at 2O4 West Second street, where
bargains can be obtained
Says q scienti fic authority, "The wine
crop of France this year would fill ditch
three and half feet wide, three and half
feet deep, and 1000 miles long" Now don't
you wish you were ditch.
Cheap! Everlasting A good fit Such
are the boots and shoes sold by McCusker.
If you doubt 1t, try pair. PIG west I'd ST..
is the place.
When Chinese sea captain wants to sell
his ship, where would he take it Why, to
the junk dealer, of course.
Gentlemen's full suits, and ladies' sacques
made to order at reasonable prices, by Mr..
~. -. ~J~a..-, 80. = east Third street.
The members of the new Legislature of
Samoa are so averse to wearing respecta-
BILE amount of clothing that it has been
found necessary to adopt rule imposing a
tine of 800 upon any of them who enter
the hall in complete or partial state of
nudity.
You need not neglect your business when
troubled with cough or cold, if you only
use reliable remedy at once. DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup is the best remedy we know
of. Price only 25 cents.
An embarrassing incident happened to a
Whitehall, New York, clergyman recently
He married a couple and when he exam
ined the fee found it was a 500 bill. The
next day the bridegroom telegraphed that it
was mistake-he meant to have handed
tim $40 bill. The clergyman replied that
!, was too late to rectify the mistake, as he
Aad joyfully used the money to liquidate a
standing debt.
Subscribers take notice You can get
your weekly papers and magazines at pub
lshers' prices at the Centennial News Office
COZ Market street.
The Hash is the title of paper published
at Michigan college. True to its name,
1t contains some articles very difficult to
swallow.
Moreland, Fourth and Poplar streets
sells more shoes in one season than any
other shoemaker in town.
Greatness stands upon precipice, and il
prosperity carries man ever so little over
his poise, 1t ovorbears and dashes him tc
pieces.
Buy your wife patent ironing table fol
New Years present. Call and see one al
A. B. Jones' 61s Market street.
Descartes, the famous mathematician anl
philosopher, La Fountaine, celebrated fol
his witty fables, and Button, the naturalist
were all singularly deficient in the powers
of conversation.
All kinds Of furniture for sale at Adair's
Fourth and King Streets.
Two men quarrelled in the streets, ani
one knocked the other down. The van
quished man was emphatically put horse da
combat, for he rolled under horses feet
and the animal kicked him in the head
killing him. Now the question is being agi
tated, What can they try the man for VIII,
administered the too energetic blow!
Boots, shoes, and slippers in large quaint
ties and at small prices at Fennesscy's 20
Market street.
Spilkins says that all the perls and hor
rors of Maelstrom aren't circumstanc
to the horrors of hearing a female stron
on the piano, next door, from morning til
nightly Y. Com. Alvsrtiser.
f. Donahue, 3O7 Market street, has full
supply of gentlemen's, ladies' and children
overshoes, from 40 cents to Sl.75. Misses
shoes, $1.25, and ladies', $1.5O. Men
boots, $2.6O. Fine calf boots, 81,
The boys first really great lesson in act
ing usually takes place upon meeting hi
mother in search of the pantry KEY, whicl
lies securely at the bottom of his trowser
pocket.
Fine oysters. Oysters at Malta Hous
Eating Bar open on Sunday.
The cheapest shoe store in the city is n
Seventh and Popular. II, Danahee