The New York herald., 1876-12-11
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Goropus saw girl who was ten feet high.
England has now an efficient volunteer army Of over
10000 men.
The only sure cure for sncezng to hold the patient
upside down.
Hundreds of families wore rendered houselcss by the
Congressman waticrson's cpigram on louisiana
s.Gonc by tho board"
The Hon. Abraham Hewitt does not visit tho White
House SO often he did.
It Is said that tho Prince OF Wales has preferred his
services for active duty in case OF
The Black Hills dentists pull teeth with six
shooter and Oil them with gold dug in the cellar
Great activity has been manifested in the completion
Of the OF the forts defending Cork Harbor.
Sitting Bull says that he had trouble with the
United States until soldiers attempted to bull doxe
him.
why should poor man 60 to Pennsylvania and pay
$40 be crematcd when he can nnd nights lodging
IN a nmeKln near homer
us 10 cold the Red River at Lake Winnipeg
that hens roost in the smokesacks OF tho sawmills to
keep from freezing to death.
new Lord Lieutenant is always received on arrival
In Dublin. in statc but the outgoing one generally
tires into private life quietly.
Chicago 7ribune:-''It is wonder that tho people
OF Oregon should be wrought the pitch OF burning
Governor Grover in efhgy'
Court Journdi:-ssThe Brighton Aquarium has boon
outstripped by similar establishment in New York,
which contains a white whale"
According 10 Herr scheckelhcmcr, the celebrated
cntomoloc,st and German philosopher. flea takes
lust 65i ccs before is satisfied.
Thermometers made in Nevada by filling stove-
pipe with whiskcy. when the whiskcy freezes solid
a change in the weather is predicted.
Having found the tombs OF Agamcmnon and Cas-
sandra DR.. Schlemann should go TO the Red Sea and
look after those chariots OF King Pharaoh.
The ST. Louis Republicans literary bull-dozcr says:-
.Thcrc arc no party questions any They arc all
absorbed, sunk out OF sight In one great national
question"
John Brieht:--"I seems to me that tho whole worlo
IS wrong that everything wrong in the creation and
arrsnecmen, or the conditions under which men 1.-Two
this earth"
A correspondent, speaking OF bah costumes. says
ladies' viii very long OF cardinal red and
pearl white this year, with gold chaicancs and a chain
holding u inn, smelling bottle and an cyegass
Chicago Tincs:-''Spcaking Of James Russell Lowell
poet and politician, old Cameron might remark about
his course tho Electoral College sIs tho first time
ever knew OF those literary fcllcrs to do the
square thing
From Jmiy:--"Would-bc wag TO old customer with
highly tinted nosej-sA say, Choppie, hoo muckc
wild Il tax ia pent mob like that o. yoursY Old
customcr'wci. nun, a. coadna exactly say, as IFS
no just iccnsh't yci'" !"
London correspondent says that Mr. Gladstone
wrote his last pamphlet IN three days ard that his
share 0. the profits fo ooo also that the proprie
Of the Contemporary Rcrie,c paid him $50 gulncas
for his review OF Schuylcr's book on Turkcstan.
From Punch ,-"Mastcr--'W ish to goY What for
prayg' stud Groom--wcll, SIR you've been and
bought two new losses without my opinion, aud from
party as has behaved very bad to me- Mastcr--I
suppose you you haven't made as much rs usual
NV tho udaatSu "--