The New York herald., 1876-12-02
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

memorate.
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
Schurz Will winter in 81. Louis
Caleb Cushing will sail Deeembcr6 8.
.Paragraphisr'- the one
The female LOBBY has arrived in Washington.
Detroit Free Prcss:-'Gve honest arithmetic !
Makay, OF the big Bonanza, has a chateau neal
Paris.
Del Vale thinks that academ,zed sidewalks arc an
imposturs
Senator William W. Eaton OF Connecticut, is at the
New Yor K Hotel
Senator Phincas W. Hitchcock of Nebraska, is at
the Fh Avenue Hotel.
Senator Francis Herman and family at the Wind.
Hotel, on their way to Washington.
Colin trimmings sent from San Francisco to San
Louis Obispo carried smallpox the latter place.
French admiral and his family have been poisoned
with that found to contain sugar Of lead
Another count heard from
Nick Muller. on a winters day,
Went to Congress via tho Pennsylvania.
It is so windy st. Louis that sWateroonatic" Of
the Republican, has to put bat Of cotton in east
ear.
On July T. 1925, It recorded that there were 800
| New Workers in Philadelphia filing twenty five stage
| coaches.
| The Gear is worse in health, and the effects OF
busy cold St Petersburg seriously appre-
hendcd.
Somebody said that watterson has Gala Fly cheek,
| and now we want to know why you should caa lily
| by that name.
"Can mans education be determined by his auto
graph" Certainly when he it like the gable
| end Of a sawbuck.
Sam Bowies went right back to Springfield when no
saw that the OF Webster had pistol pocket in
the pantaloons.
| sand man in car ycsterday:-svat dish gundry
| vonsh isn broberdy kevaivigation. Nobody votsh
| vidout he kepsh a sdore"
| French bilardist promises to teach quick and
| improved method Of manipulating at billiards Prob.
| ably he means to teach the p's and q's.
i Fulton Times:-"Gcorgc William Curtis has written
able article on pie crust, much satisfactory in
its way than the Lords Prayer ten cont plcce."
| Mrs Smithcrs, in her steel-blue silk, said IA
| Smithers, .How do you like me gros grain?"
every agrcuturally, madame and he made rye face.
| "Hcnry": II you swore Off with your friend not Il
drink anything before Now YEARS. in the United Staca
you must keep your promse-uness you should be in
| New Jersey
| Chicago Republicon (rcp.):-"whcn tho farce OF
"Adam ana Eve' was lately brought out in New York
none OF the ladies wanted to play Eve because the
dresses would be so expensive"
| Ngeu Ncoh Lang. Chinese Minister to the United
States; Jan Shun, OF the Chinese Centennial Commis
sion, and Yung Yuen Poo Of the Chinese Educational
Commission, at the Sturtevant House.
There are delicate impulses that good woman
cannot resist she hesitate put three hairs
pins and spare shoeace into the rst shaving mug shS
secs Women better than men in this respect.
Norwich Bulietin.-sA bubbering little fellow ex.
planned his companion, Pa sent after cod
nsh for breakfast, an went fshn' and was gone oil
day and now we have havin' some bulldozin,'n
| Colonel Potter Donohucs is travelling around the
United States In palace car madc for his use.
Ho Is now at Paterson, n. j. twenty-five years ago
he had blacksmith shop in a tent the beach at
San Francisco.
II is claimed probably with great reason, thai
pucrile city writer's for country papers without pay
have their cards printed with alarming emphasis and
call upon actresses, managers and public officials will
fraudulent impotence.
jeremy Beniham once :--.I should wish that
the years which have yet live could be passed each
at the end Of one Of the centuries following my DEATH
should then be witness OF the influence which my
works will exercise postcrity.n
Romo Sentinei:-.This Louisiana business is pcrvcrt-
ing the morals and humanity OF the nation. A Rome
cat last week returned count OF kittens, and
then the lady Of the house assumed ministerial and
clerical powers, and threw six OF them out"
When clustering goes down town in the
morning, whis,lng knowingly al the clear blue sky
and aftcr reading tho HERALp's prophecy that there
will DO rain in tho afternoon, says Is another elcc.
ton lie" don't blame that man II he gets his new
ovorcoat soaked through.
There Is sweet clerk in uptown storo, who all
day long says, 'Ah moo ladec. ah" In true Phadel.
phia style, and in the evening, while he Is playing
Switchboard lager beer saloon, says, ..If these
devilish scoundrels in Florida count Tilden out
wouldn't give lvc for a iour- -bladcd knc in tha
country"
The influence OF great and classical still pre-.
vais As man puts on paper collar In the morn
ing and the word "Romulus,n ssCnsarn
..DcIphan" )" Empire" or s'sardanapalusn he feels q
sense OF importance about the throat, and whom no
takes Ms turn baking tho buckwheat cakes and
gives tho griddle grease trains OF classica
thought blina him to earthly things 1t is in such
swelling moments that feels like grown.up
grocery store with tar sidewalk.
A who being examined for a school teacher
In Maine, after stumbling through simple arln.
metIcal problem, was asked where Boston Is. lie an
swcred, 81 know all about IT, probably just well az
you do; have heard OF the place several timcs but
can't somehow Other, to locate it. with Wow
TO HOPPING HIM out the committeeman said:-.It is tho
capital OF state, is II not?n eyes believe Il
is" "what Siaics'' "well. / know, probably. an
well you do, what State Boston Is the capital or but
you haven't got the flow OF language to express
il"
| Erentng Telegram bill OF Iare for dctcctives:-
Stews that can be stirred up
ssMuss"cles-"s "shad' ows--smclt as applied to$
| ENTREES.
Anywhere with a warrant.
| ROAST
PIG, or anything else that ''squeals."
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