Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1876-07-30
rHE CAPITOL DoME.

The CAPITOL DOME.
The color of that dome is most ex-
uuisite, it is q bright, lively plum
color, and glistens in the morning sun
like a huge magnum bonum. All
needed to make il perfectly beautiful
Is to paint those ribs yellow and no
one can dare to complain. We adj
mire the color of that last coat OF paint
and stand ready to enter the list with
any and all who dare to burlesque It,
Cursor Tribune.
An irrepressib.e conflict seems to
have sprung up among the people OF
Carson regarding the finishing touches
Of the dome Of the Capitol, which is
just now receiving q coating of paint.
The whole town is in arms over
tho matter and the most serious re-
suits may be apprehended at any mo-
ment. Indeed, we should not be the
least surprised to receive any day q
dispatch from Carson, running some-
thing like this:
tremendous excitement prevails
here! A squad Of Sky-blue advocates
met an equal number of Butternut
champions on Capitol square this
morning, when a desperate struggle
ensued, resulting in the total annihila-
tion of both factions. The Radical Pea
Greens and Conservative Soft Brin-
dies took no part in the battle. The
number of the killed and wounded
can not be estimated at this writing.
jerry Schooling and Uncle George
Tufiy are known to be amongt the miss
ing. General Kittrell and Parson
Kelly marvelously escaped by conceal
ing themselves Ia the basement of the
Capitol building. Controller Hobart
aud Secretary Minor we're found in
each others fond embrace in the Ex-
ecutive's Office. The hope is enter
tainod that both will survive. Harry
Mighels, the gifted and genial editor Of
the Appeal, is among the slain. His
last words were: Paint her any
color, so she's red.' A nation MOURN
his loss. The good Deacon Parkinson,
the worl-renowned philosopher and
political economist of the Tribune,
with great GOODNESS and remarkable
presence of mind, witnessed the whole
of the terrible conflict from an eligible
spot 10 the rear Of Jake Kline's Brew.
cry. His fortunate escape is attributed
to his superior fencing. During all of
the agitation which has so convulsed
our people for the last month, and
which eliminated in the fearful slaugh-
ter Of this morning, the good Deacon
has been neither a violent Sky-blue,
O yet a Moderate Butternut. In a
word, he was strictly non-partisan,
ready at all times, like the good Chris
tan that he is, to break bread
and eat salt with either faction; it
is believed that the Governor
will not find it necessary to call on the
OF the White Pine Indian war
to squelch the in%surrection, though
there is no telling what a day may
bring forth, as the Pea Greens and
Soft Brindles are both confident, even
defiant. 1t is stated this moment,
however, what is considered high
authority in we'll informed official cir
Giles that a compromise between these
opposing elements is extremely prob
able, the Capitol Commissioners, in
order to prevent the further shedding
Of blood, having considerably agreed
TO paint one-half Of the dome green and
other half brindle.o
We sincerely hope that this imagin-
airy telegram may never be verified,
but it really appears at this distance as
though things were badly mixed in
connection with that job Of painting.