, 1876-10-02

tho builtlIng, during thu aitcrnu,n, by tho
eotnrwhot ,'nsisual cpfsMlc Of some really tlnc
music In that quarter. Mrs. Nellie A. Smith,
phonics in a manner TINT cvtnred m
appreciation Of the music and skill In cxccu-
ton which mark tho true araist. Tsrlny will 10
dcyotcd to the entertainment Of tho school-
FranE seoo an nd pn sono % oters @ vii Firm s
their respective scl,ool-hutldings and proceed to
tic show tn procession. Tllrro will DC fun for
the children and the pcanut-man, and n serious
tino for Superintendent Osgood and his corps
scmblo.
r1ous FRAUD.
:. The barkccper and all the boys knew that,
though le called for lemonade and rcso1utely
ss SfsS VII t. If. sye a sff av ets ~ MS Sat
whlsky1lccanter. So the bnrkeepcr mixed a
ycrs weak and short lemonade, and filled tho
bumper fair with Bourbon, setting II down on
tho counts. . With an Grttstic crasl, and the rc-
for you, Cap!" Ho gazei at il with 4 sal
It, but put It from him, saying: 9 You arc very
E9od, but thnt's . whisky ky-puncl, IS IL not!h
wsssns nasnson saa Ih0 eSS1aseRe5 shs2 IT,
sar sa ''Y emenpdRs' R'en Ans P'a0t ySa sto ei' u
give yon whnt you call for' DO you
suppose I'm 50 ignornut don't know lemon
you ahout miserable le,aonulci What ,lo you
yo sas, n s Ws srasa '0,t yo"r pao s rs
hutnbly rcioilcd tho guest, "blt Ii looks mIt's
@ darker than the avsrage lemonade of to'u!ner,e,
victim Of d halluclnatlon, could utmost swear
that that was n-that 1t contained whisky"
MIliats % wl!yEe you'd b9 "; ,Wrong," i a'!ably re-
plts.l tie ba,kesPer land i'l leave 4 10 these
psstsns a s .sS sR?e IL td sa'd
r. slass 1s'' Si whass tht'" '"' a iirst as sym-
pat,tztng spectator tasted It critically.
fs,nssS fsss tS S.t 9 .S9ss as9a s Pa,ts Ssir 1
in I'll" WHISKY IN ~ I1le man would bc mad
tort" "Ttlat's lemonade," rppl!ed the sccos,l
ssyn,path,!xing spectator. ''Anything wrong about
for my taste. lt'd be all the better IL you'd put
little sttcl; into it-1ust splinter us It were"
"Thrn,h said thu man, his voice trembling with
emotion, "gtt,'snc That lemonade. Gentlemen,
eall for ,'ys'at you want. Jimmy, take sonlc
dregs. III sl,all always come here" llu sastl,
'4aiid when do, make mt lclnonades Just like
tlatl' Then presenting eacli Will, ar order for
new hat, he fastened away. There wus not
Lvsos OR rnRoAT7
defective memory Is very bsd thing to
have. Frnstancc, young clergyman On the
West Side was sent to the seaside last July
with a resolution of sympathy and q wad of
ago l'e met one of his Deaeol's, who asked hin
how his health was. "'rl,anks to Providence
and the lit'esaltty uf my tiock," replied tho
pastor, tiny llcalth has been perfectly rc.cstab-
s aa nov renp snperssss y Sny tyya ~ '9sst st
throasi'' sal tic Deacon, With some some
astonsl1mc1t, swi,y, ] thought ii was YOUR
lungs tl,ut troubled youl' "Nntl 50 It woe,''
answered, tlse guod pnstor, "dtl I not SLY
sss fcw Gss yH per nt ss en IL ss snoel
parisllioncr, who askcd lin how he WINS. ITO
tally recovered, Brother .TUnce, thank YOU"
said the mlnistcr; .totaily recovered, thailks to
Providence au!l tlIe liberality of my flock. ex.
tauss.' "Yoar nngsi VIZ, t'ourit It'll i was s
your throat that WIS nlIcctedi'' "Of COURSE It
WIS. DID I eay luugsa The fact wus, was
thinking ovcr my Sabbath discourse, und yor
must cxcusc, inc. Lungs, indccd' lia! Ha!''
resolve to say In tho future TINT his health was
perfectly rc-cstahltst,etl. thanks to Providence
ind tic generosity Of ILLS congregation.
SUPPORTING TIE ORGAN.
a l,orny.hantled sun OF toll called In ut tho
with the EDITOR sa.d: us Democrats Inns lad
the circular Of tic State Committee read to us,
und think We ought to do our little best to sup
port tho organ of tho party. THERE'S twenty
@ Ss 81 II qa ss fSs Ss y0qr s f5 till asa sn s aosts ses
and tlfty ccnts,n'' responded the editor with
hi' hear bcattng likctte bigensino Of the pump
lng-works, while excited whispers ran round
thu editorial roou,. "Wctll be raised 10 E,
suro;" "Now my starving children shall havu
bread;" MBcer as soon as lie las gone out -
aud lIIo like. The horny-llandcd eo,i of toll
laItl down tho money with the mir Of Abraham
luyin, 1saac on the 4ltar uf sRcrIfre. "To
what honorel addresses shall We send our publI-
catinn!" said thu editor, obsequlnualy "Wall,"
ssla tl'e son of toil, "ye sec you needn't mind
e1uI sirs OF ic spclIns over Ss wo1Is rST
like 'usnfrnct,' AMI slch, and times money
i,l tc fall with tho crops 10 yet In; besides, We
don't want I.U arguments nor nothsn'. Tiltun
Is uur n,n,,, md VIC don't give cuss about lin,
.1M' Mrs. bcccher In that slccplng-car, nnr low
the !cscnue-collector sworo hp wasn't there, but
we'll vote for him. But It Ii our duty to sup
port tic prcsa, which Is the palladium of moi
crn liberty asid the Arehlmedean lever which
moves tiin world. So 1ong, sonny" md tho
sterling old Democrat moved away amid loud
cheers.