The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1876-12-28
FACTS AND FANCIES.

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lF there's no moonlight, VIII you
meet me by EasIl%hl' dearest Jullahh
ASKED me- 40 AuEUS'G'' | won '' !
"''l ''o E"S,'l''e'e'' 'cP'''o sue
The tablets discovered by George
smith the great ANSyrlan explorer show
that the iahyIonlans used to lend money
at ten per cent
THERE is no man suddenly either eX.
ccIIently good or extremely evil, but
grows either as he holds himself up in
virtue or lets himself slide to viciousncos.
"LooK here bows" said A nervous yen.
tIemau to a lad munrhinu candy at ,
lecture, ryou are annoying me very
much" i No ain't. neither said the
lad " I'm gnawing this ere candy
4 SEVEN year-old Jersey boy WAS pIay.
iny ON the floor. when he suddenly said.
"lIa.whatis French for king and qrleen?'
Z" WHY ,oj and rj., NV chiId." =" Well.
ma, what il French for the lack >"
Ir !. row ror,r,od in , cortoin r;rcIe
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found alive in Australia. and that a sur.
yiyor of fine Bella has also been found.
This may ,rad to more Tirhbornc Htign.
tion.
,,ny vh, ,y,. .ufrr;ro under ,
.li,h, ."n.itinn t,IJ hnr husband
G,1, :, nr,,, u,i,L ,ho ,,ro,to., difNruI,,
si," c,nlI Lrootho and thn nril,rt'di.tres.,I
her exceedingly. wouldn't try, my
dear >oothlngly responded the nus
band,
Boy (eNplaininr his geography lesson
to his little sistrr)-" You see, sis, the
inhabitant, ol South Africa don't necl
any clothes to keep them warm, because
they're Ilottentots, But the Coolies
are different KIND oi ioIE', and :" are
the 'hlIl people. l'oh N"u see
"TvE often seen men, said veteran
general, "who could stand a fire OF shell
or canister without showing any sign "t
uneasiue>s. but ! never vet saw Il man
who could ait in room where bottle
of soda was about to be- opened without
screwing up hi. eyes aud looking ucr-
'o"S'
AN tnoch Arden returned To- ms
Boston home the other day and had the
superouS husband removed by police.
man, when he took the slippers OF the
rival and quietly sat down IN the bosom
uI his family to read the afternoon paper,
aud see how the count was progress
ny before I'd" rct'lrnhE boards.
ONcE more from out the void OF PhlI"'
Hophlcal meditation comes the htr"'o
voice OF the Danhury News, reh'arKinY
that Every man should nave an me
IgenI understanding oI h'nlSeIi Ill otn'r
to succeed well IN ME. \ man WIN
tape-worm should not 1--we ON the EURO
Pean plan.
\ RECENT Amherst graduate, now 4
settled pastor, was telling retired mis-
.iOnary that he entered college and tie
theological seminary with the ihtchtlol
Of becoming Il missionary, when the OIL
veteran broke out WIN: Ah you
turned back after putting your mana n'
the plough. No. ne answered.
Just took another plough
Two senior. diligently ponying Plato'S
Ar,In,,. moi the sentence, dTo fear
death j. nothing else than to seem 10 ho
wise when you are not. First senior
iuauirilglv-" What does that mean
second senior, thoughtiulIy-" Well,
don't see; but we had better not tool
with il, for it NAV lead to panthesm Tor
All we know. Let's 90 on.
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lhE 'npI','''y o' 'nlP'uut".V was we
cently prSV nI'PiaStn III " a,,s Da,"', a',a,
Hh"P' 'le OF Figaro customers sotS "
Hus MANLY NJ watrfinr him "Wby d, es
,hat Jnr l,nk -, me- ~" " Why. ,u.
ncra.;nS,lIv NV hand slips and | Am -.
mn%rImmat,. a. tn ,nip off A biz of enr"
{, En- and what then -. .'Why tn a
Il. eats it."
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\ LAp' tNp,e,'', "o, 'a""", ,ta "ro.it'o, Gp"
,lle SNOW VI V,I "'''',7 "' ''h ,ho,nt snn,
by saying: ! suppose '"ti' ',... Son s,
thing lacking III my com E",,Iio.' I'1. ; "u'
wouldn't gave any H"'c 'or l','' '"''r'
old ware, ali covered over M'th "'"s"mN