The Morning herald., 1876-01-07
OUR MINIATURE PUSTER.
A TOPER's sOLILOQUY.
Leaves have their time to fall,
And so likewise have l;

And so likewise have l !;
The reason too's the same
Both comes of getting dry,
But here's the difference twixt them and
falls more harder and more frequently
Gentlemen's suits and ladies' sacques
made to order, at reasonable prices, by Mr..
w. OConnor, No. East 3rd st.
" He was milking the river and fell in,"
is the Rochester Democrats epitaph on the
mlkman who was drowned in that city the
other day.
fyon have friend with cough or cold,
tell him to try DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup. He
will thank you for your advice. The price
is only 25 cents.
A few weeks since Chicago drummer
saw young lady plowing a field in Mac
couquin county, Ill. He stopped to ask:
"When do you begin cradling ~ "Not until
the heads are better filled than yours" was
the sententious reply. The young man
passed musingly on.
A. B. Jones, 6lS Market street, has the
patent ironing table for sale. No house is
well furnished without one.
The "money article" man of an Alabama
paper reports money as "getting closer and
closer, but not close enough yet to be
reached in this part of the country"
Who doubts that Danahees Seventh and
Poplar streets, is the cheapest shoe store in
the city!
Yonkers Gazette: Boy, when you slide on
the long banister of the front hall stairs,
and go down to the bottom 80 fast that it
burns you clean through your trowsers,
that's friction.
Moreland, corner 4th and Poplar streets,
is well known as first class shoemaker.
The fendish action of her father in past
ing over the hole in the fre-bolrd the large
crayon portrait Of yourself, and then run
ming the stovepipe through it, undoubtedly
justifes you in ceasing all acquaintance with
the family.-Jersey City Herald.
'Have you ever given McCusker's goods
trial. If not do so at once. His boots
and shoes are everlasting and as reasona-
ble."
Call a lady "chicken," and ten to one
she's angry with you. Tell her she is emo
chicken" and ten to one she is still
angrier.
L. F. A lair, 5th and King streets. Beds
renovated.
"A uiaunoH hdH, having VOulteu III
basket containing gosings warming by the
fire place, exclaimed in CONSERVATION,
"My God, wife, when'd I swaller them
things ~
John Green, 204 West End street, is sell
ling boots and shoes at great reduction.
Go see for yourself.
Why is a horse with the epizootic like a
good man kneeling down! Because he's
on his sneeze II anyone thinks it's sneczy
thing to get of jokes like the above, let him
try it.
Brussels three ply, Ingram extra, supe-
rior rag, cottage and hemp carpets, very
cheap at McBrides, 72S Market street.
"What arrangements have you made for
extinguishing tire!" said Mr.. Timidity to
the landlord of hotel out West, where he
proposed to spend the night. "Thcre's a
pitcher of water in every room, sir, said
Mr.. Boniface.
Low prices at Fennessry's shoe cmpor-
ium, 22l Market street White kid slippers
a speciality. Keep this in mind during the
ball season.
A gentleman happening in a certain store
recently, observed large pile of patent
medicine almalIacs on the counter. Taking
up one and examining it, he politely in
quired, "Are these gratuitousW "No," re-
piled the matter-of- fact storekeeper, "These
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