The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-06-08

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ite ID I.quiau oae evening. aud when
tha c1okneys sad. ear, ear, he took il
lor personal allasjon, and got out.
Al. Jemmcy said a sympathiziag
friend 70 man who was too late for
tbo train. you Ola not ruu fast enough.
Yes. did, said Jemmey bu, / dido't
start soon enough
lt this season the question which
interests boy Is not 50 much whether
bis liie will be crowned with honor and
glory az whether his new summers
vest Is going to be made out OF bis IA
,hefs old trousers
Any excuse better than none. A
topper says be would be temperance
man ia minute il il wasn't for his
wilu. lie knows she'd be lonesome il
sbe hadn't something 70 jaw about and
dud fault with.
Why is it my dear sir, saidWaf.
fees landiady 70 him the other day,
that you newspaper men never get
rich DO not know, was his reply,
except Il il that dollars and sense do
not always travel together.
so exchange asks: II there's a
place for everything, where is the
place ior boil II has been said that
the best place igr such an ornament is
ou some other fellow And We don't
think a better location caa be discoy-
cred
The superiority Of man to nature
Is continually illustrated iu literature
aud Ia life Nature needs an immense
quantity Of quilts TO make goose
with, but man can make goose Of
himself inside of Eve minutes with one
quill
When women make bread, said
Quiz. moralzi0g over an underdone
biscuit at the breakfast table when
women make bread, curious phenom.
enon often results; you find little
dear bringing forth little dough.
Can there be anything brought in
10 this House, asked Disguised mem.
Der, during the last session Of the Leg.
islaturc. that viii not be repealed soon.
q u later. One Of the opposition
suggested a skinned orange
lie vas too solemn a preacher, he
didntsait il Nevada. The chairman
Of the farewell commitlc expressed it
wcl said he Now you can git, pard
wo amt agin religion out here, aud il
tilcs as 10 sec teller spilin 1t. Sc
just git
Josh Billings writes, Philosopher.
aal agree that the milk is pat into the
kokcrnut aud the hole is neatly plug,
gel upi but who the Teller is who doz
il, the philosophers are honest enough,
for wonder, to admit they cant tel
Us.
II man down 10 Northampton, il il
said, made SO many pairs Of shoes OF
one day that i took two days to count
them lie was smart one, but mol
equal to one up in County Tipperary,
who built so many miles Of stone fence
il day that il took him all night ant
the next day TO get home
a fellow lately started store il
Kansas The following was tie sign
hung out Dry goods, by John Smith
who wants 70 get married. This sign
drcs al kinds u castom, The singlt
ladies went u course, and tic married
men al told their wives TO 70, undel
The impression that they could easily
cheat 50 great a fool
Why il ilsaid a school mistress q
scape grace who bad caused hel
mach trouble 81 had conduct, you he