The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1876-11-15
Variety.

6aae hreal g. oileu much knsaded.
-lt izu-,y 5a- is irequeuiiy q jog
Nor1It Tall- The oou's 10 ay time.
a Case ol lrst-umeuit --Amputatiou
An Cusatissacao-y Neal-A domestic broil.
tGoad Wu-ds Tor the Touurs-- Dinners ready.
rrr-r-l rumnu wiz shed barrel OF tears in forty
razn-
E-s goues -eceuily presented her spouse with
rulul g- fir nurse showing them 10 she anxious
i1aer An ] % chooseg" be inBoeenty in
Cu-tE
Nuurv roes rreai Wsy uow-a-days," Sc the
auss-ali-l di-er remarked 10 his companion when
ulal.zc q -cul .riancs 10 Die friends in Scotland.
Esaau- q paper b lizs carrying an umbrella on a
wludr d1E Everybody thinks be could manage it
h-1,1- lar az one ph0 hss holo Of the handle. So
SAYS one a[ our American contemporaries.
Er american who has recently visited Italy writes
Fuul-l Erioe rlace. ousy must say think it's
duuT. Q, mus hrrc ralncd tremendous before our
a-ir--. fl-ai present we can only get abOai the
ll-ee-s On ho11sn
Pope dining once with Frederick, Prince OF
Er1l1s Tzid ne Rruce many compliments. ~
wu1ae-- Hup-~ srid thc Prince, ''that YOU, who
are ar severe 1l iars should be 90 complaisant to
ma la7 returned the vily hard, " because
l-lI -tt l.uu hei1-t lie claws are grown
E-iur h uu'f-A young woman tried to be
r-itiuc-a1 and dad uoi 30ok a. the money that she
rlrt Itr --Er.prr-oa- conductor. but be meekly
ra-l lg hacE the luzcuEe 90 which vas written
uerer clzst t0 love thec," and said that he
WA l1 a-l.aln win frc li,ile brothers TO support
suL u-uE it aEuused-
s-l-u,de q a-zliiuE-A noble lord, In conversation
rl.t t. zz-d -uu- one cay. said George, the time
vi s1a- oa11c uheu a maz uil be able 10 carry
al la1u-r f.- 81 acre 81 land iH one OF his waist
r1ai po-zla- 10 which tbe gardener replied, -
l.-es d. zl-. bui De viii be able 10 carry all the
r-t-i ir t1r c.b1r p8ckes-n
F-rurt pol leuess uas neatly cEemplifed al the
--c-s l.1uef of ihe distinguished French actress,
slaaIl H-e5a.i uho isuau verging on beT eighiieth
ral- e Haaf lcr is shcg' asked 5 Republican.
silr suaks san 30 youurn e. Citizen. - responded
zll r1-ou11 i-uss.l SHE viii VERY soon betweuiy
T.4a o. aee-ior t.le f0urgh tine"
a pam tr.1aiiur Nor,b country minister was
uzlzut Our dHr hoe u happened that. considering
gsa1 rzauli.a supposed 10 bee sci before them, so
za-E u.lisas ssus should turn ont ne'er-do-W Weels
-aat't oasr accounted for, said the worthy
d.rIul d." 9 ltet the deeyl keus be cauna get baud
q 1tl rasl. 60 BE- 5asi nak's Erab among the gals
um-
Al lcag q zhlEnd divine having occasionally to
rrzi llElstl ui thr assistance az probationers, q
ru1l,. ulli. VERY vain oI bis accomplishment as 4
--la1ll- ur1t ut6-i.te6- On dcsceDdiuE from the
ra,rll at paa me; by shc old gentleman with e1-
teuisl lauls. Erpsciing high praise, The proba.
t.aae- fai1- a ~ caurlizsenis, I pray" Ma, ns,
z. EauuG i-uuL- returned the minister; nov
a-a-gt I O. eisd q ouy body"
--e u-ie1ldlisis and our Nursery Stories.-Ii is
raa-lFv1-s la-t urltss . contemporary that the
o-51lll-isiI AL leave o. uouc Of what We ;ondly
taerr lc b. or ou1 old stories. bat prove 10 our
Ea-s siai ~ t1rr le-.ed- borrowed. or stolen all
u- --lau i-uz Ar East
a Ea1rT Coas A Sew York paper hss The fol-
l-ulr- amurr he uHriut notices s-'' The schooner
Er-az-uz ras u--eckr6 or fhe coGs; Of NeWfound-
lr-e at ne I'm insi The captain swimming ashore,
and il luuale oaak also. she being insured Tor hf
r1 -1aasuE taIilrE. and heavily laden with iron.'
y6 tsd t-- B-iGre;.-A laey. Al her own expense,
srs -Euruus 10 The class Of a professional cook,
l-.l srls 1l- -t,e6 viii her progress. Al the end
r .f caursc she was surprised 10 learn that Brid-
rr um c-rs-oG 30 looking Tor pastures new.
g F-tr B-.l-si yoa are not going 70 leave me- II
Fur bad nci tuteutcs 60 remain with us, should
s-a. ilrs ss-l rou 10 learn cooking And indade,
zuz ueu-uad Bridget. yon don't expect me
rr coaE ir ne ucW way 0u the old EagesT'
a ADa1zauzs, pho bad leea a long time given TO
~ - ll frrtzuus iiguors was Al length persuad
az lr ..rc lle1 Up and Join TenperaHee Society.
a So murlas zitsl, foeliug unWell, be sent for
-t-ai1.-1- uho PRESCRIBED for him ono ounce Of
E--itt. Nui understanding what an ounce was, be
usl-s1 q i-i-nG. vho TOLD hia that eight drachms
ulaEc uucc - An exclaimed the old Dutehman.
--thr do-lur znderssEuds my case exactly. used
1c .ll.s So d-susir dsy, and always wanted two
mu-t
Tnr CuItr-inns boast that II they can build ten
atu-1hos yuzr Tor q dotnite tern Of yesrs they
vii sans iiur become large and f0urishiug de-
-urfraEirr. The srsthneiic Is rnQnestioned, and
ltt 1-5rti and shsey spirt Of prophecy is com
uudaaala We are reminded, however, Of the
Team u-aiur who cad thAi ten yea-s ago he could
l-rt t.ozr % huu1rcd acres Of land for a pair
orhoais. md IThe had made the bargain be would
ss-arr b. vera 3 niuisn some one ssked him
hau 81 o1ul1 have missed such an opportunity,
@ats-ta AI a-ti.1-s -f si
vaa hzr1t ihe boots"
r-atr- lz oae az ne unHrEEines saws: Nemesis
n sul1irr shEr a sleHiA hou0d; no man can escape
her Tls uouil seen 70 indicate thar Nemesis
en- s--l-s pretty god gait We never have had
usucl crrericucc with sleufh hounds ourselves,
t1i 81 atly car rei orer the ground between the
f-aui 6oor and the ienre any faster than az i'm
Tuasluuel buIi-puTl We willing to climb a tree
lsioator. We rerTss that The writer ueglecis 10
ssuir wh- hc- Nemesis can climb II she can, how
erG. Eiools - ia nE1't only safety was going to
D. l11r .hf het-