The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-04-01
NOTES AND OPINIONS.

| Colonel Baker will, without IN,
shadow OF a doubt, come TO Amerle,
az the near expiration Of bis term o
imprisonment, His wlfevislls him n,
frequently rs the regulations of IN,
prison viii allow
The little daughter Of the Democrat
10 candidate for a local Office In Snra,
loga county, New York, was told IA
run ana tell her aunt that oMr. Young
mas got The nomination, - and The llttle
Que cried out 90, mamma, do they
ever die VI itY'
canada papers announce that man
crossed The border from the States the
other day with SOS OOO In his pockets.
ana New York detective in iull BUR.
SUIT AZ last accounts, the money had
changed hands, aud the detective was
TWO hours ahead.
The wife of Isaac Ellsworth. Post.
master at Middletown, Ohio, has been
detected, by Il department detective, in
stealing money from letters sent
through that office and has confessed
her crime. Mrs. Ellsworth is more
lhan sixty years old.
Mas, the "favorile tenorp of the
English Opera troupe, is a very am.
deht man. Miss Kellogg deeply de.
plores his strange aIllictlon, because
W,hen It falls to his role to EN- brace
her, she often has to exert her whole
strength to hold him up.
This is high old year for the old
men, A Few Jersey oetogenarlan shot
burglay recently, and risky Oswe.
80 pOnogenarian, at party the other
night sang song which he said the
nlrst settlers used to sing there in 1889.
mere was no one there to contradict
him. '''~'
Or. q. Schweiniurth, Dr. Gussfeldt
and DR.. Ascherson, Professor of Bota.
ny at the University Of Berlin, are
about to make a thorough scientific
exploration of Northern Africa. Dr.
ascherson accompanied Gerhard
Kohlfs in his journey through the
Lablan Desert.
Beauty Is very often closely related
TO and dependent upon circumstances.
Cleopatra herself wouldn't have look.
ed so exceedingly lovely with her head
thrown back, her jaws pried open, and
a dentist standing over her trying to
tunnel one of her molars with an
Egyptian tooth auger
Rumor in Montreal says that Mrs.
who eloped TO Philadelphia
with Mr. Bridges, has gone to Chica.
90, and intends to remain there, with
4 view OF getting divorce from her
husband, aud that the husband, for
he sake Of the children, declines to
'ue for divorce on his own account.
Having come in like n menagerie
ion, March must, in accordance with
tradition, go out like u lamb. The
question arises How does a lamb 20
'ut? The only animal of this sort Of
Which history speaks is the one that
belonged to Mary, and he was turned
ut. So March will be turned out, to
Celebrate the Centennial year with its
erriiic bleatings.
A threadbare tatterdemalon applied
It low inn in Paris for n nights lodg-
ng. When asked to register his name
Re wrote, "rhe King of Spain" The
'olice were at once notified, and when
hey came they asked him: ADO you
retend to be King of Spain ?" "Not
:" Why, then did you so register
our name ?" "Because L wish to
ravel incognito."
Charlotte Cushman left fortune es-
imated at $50, 600; but she left neither
husband nor child to mourn her loss
0r spend her money. Even now, per-
nance, her discarded lOver--the man
Tho would have joyfully split wood for
er in her youth-may be lowering
round the stove in some Boston bar
1om, depending upon the charity of
traDgers.