, 1876-11-27
HUhtOR,
VOnBUHt
The third river in Scotland is tho Forth.

Shakespeare In hurtfcufturc-"T That which VA
caulillowcr by my other name would smell As
sweet"
Why doesn't F1orida rc-Kcy West a patIonn,
co,nn!ttce Of reputable gentlemen to sec lair
count2-Burdestf.
Sitting Bull Is evidently boiling over with
fraud He keeps dodglng and dancing abou. TO
prevent q fair count.
A good many irritable mon have been iouklng
round this week after the individual who assert
el tint "1gurcs won't le.''
Fishmonger to thrifty housewife: "FIsh Ii
dear, mum. Hits q gctttn' very scarco In con.
srkenco o. these 'cro aquGriuna.h
When you find man whose voice is clear and
whose eyes are wide open you may know that
no was IN JUL aud couldn't shout over tls cleo
tton returns.
"Dld you 10 nothing to rcsuscitatc the boaym
WAS recently mixed OF q witness at Coroner's
fnqucstl y Yes, sir; we searched the pockcts"
was the reply.
IFS tue proprietor in1'' asked q man Of dnl!
hoy who was tending Broadway store. ~
don't know" sald tho lad, will! q yague look;
''what sort OF looking ulan is llel"
~ don't think" said Atr, Potter, "that tho
fran1erH OF our Constitution ever Intended the
right OF suffrage to be thus hampcred;" and be
tied piece Of Faw beef on bis left eyebrow.
The experience OF business man: "Ialvsys
prefer dealing with q rasca1 to dealing with m
honest man. With tho former you know what
may bo UP to."-Parts paper.
II you care to know What became Of tic cam.
pn!gn cape, you must examine the color and
texture Of little Tomlny'6 new breeehes. 1hc
torch has gono for cllanlelier In the hired girls
roor,.-ot. Louis Republican.
Hc ran three squares after what he though.
was strcct.car Hight, md after lie gnt ont o.
l. 1rk1 ft1n nFJf HFt
that it wus only Lightning bug OH bis
spcctac1cs.-Ntu Urleans Du'tttn.
A man falls on tho street in q at. AZ ths
/ doctor hastct,s up d by-Rtnndcr e1clam6: "0h,
| II he had only conc sunncr!" But tl4c doctor
| looks Ut, from the fallen man and Remarks:
"Ile is acalt 1myself could have done nothing
| tn0rU."
The correct thing y now, when nun calls At
your house with bill nr subscrptionpaper 70
! hide away under tho bed, aud have you! Wlls
! tell him you've Eono to New 0rlcana with other
| prominent men TO watch tho couHt.--'tu lpFs
| Commercial.
| x uutnbur Of Turks who sold Holy Land
curloslties at the Centennial bazaars. haYo 9esn
| Exhibition, and " "Bcs0rra,n they eayt we VIZ
fools for not houldln' OH TIL our jobs on tho
gravel tratns."
Any OF o1tr friends In tho country having 70.
| liable returns from the back counties q fletlH*
and tllc river parlshca Of Louissana Will eohieis
favor BY sending them IN rs ay Us ,i'ino ,nJf. for
There II man out ut tug 1roht uoos "hl'"'s '''
thain.-Lar|taglon Nawkeye.
Note taking lady, who had seen The malsshi.e
tables at tho Centennial ExllbtlonG,n,NoHs, IVY
Charley, what WIS II those lovely tables ., aIe
made oil" Charley {bodly-" Aluulekiles, atea'
thsyl" Mt t-"oh. nol no. .ha.9s a,asits'''e'' t''
What was 1T Oh! amalganites; tla''s IL
"now's the outlook, Uncle re.e7r" ,,or11ne. aGme
p1ueny4 Hon,h Carl.ny beats Tildcn and IN
AFRAID Louislnny III beat Hayes. and sH~ na!s ~
SEQ both the boys get etlclt."-hHr'l"9f0a@ @'anN@y'
Collectors ars In despair. During suatae, e,
when they presented 6il i.o fssp3E!'iit rE II wa
Mtions to ne Co, centsnaiab tha b,stn It'll coar and
,,is YAK ~ tbr -, e1asncratine debtor las "Gone
to New Orleans, ,n-I}ostoa Commercial 1'a'e'''''
Awicketl critic Of Democratic torchl1g, gs,n rfhS, ths
cessons tried m experiment on pso aHts in ,otn sI
week before election. lle rushed snoISa5 a 5ynire
shonis s yssE '"''st # t. hes an 5e'f %hssupea IL
%ls. %'%slIs P'osstsiss saioRRsaI o3RResIes" NV
1t ID said that hen held up by one ,,. es sn srs
not souawk Galf 10 much ~ when both ieEs E.srs
gruspcd, Thanksgiving day Is on,y y1 MI 10 nur
hence an pers97,ns %o :. nirst aIs fex hours ates
tbs ownur II the fowls have retiied t1st mase.- ma
well To cut this out aud paste II Oh 1'sN '~S
J(ochEster Ut7Botrd{ ,t..
Tho ,,ts,e daughter Of politician wto .'n1c na.
to travel On his war record, tle otast ~ }votd
Willingly furnished the oppos,t!ona, a,tfer CAMS u
HsT on er 5lm,R[r paRn .ssissnee md ts
In condollng With htu,, satd, np't ntR's let hurt.
father with tholaisr, nHt i % o'aA
lis with prudent thuldifr'" .,h. ri
Talking unout civil service some om,Iector nus of In