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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21
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"A Western editor returned tailor's
bill endorsed: "Declincd; handwriting il
legible."
Don't you think you have prejudice
against the prisoner 2" asked lawyer of
a witness. VERY likely" was the reply,
II have caught him stealing two or three
times"
"A gentleman Mt an eating saloon asked
the person next to him if he would please
pass the mustard. "Sir," said the man,
no, sir" was the reply, 81 mistook you for
gentleman"
allow had you the audacty, john"
said Scottish laird to his servant, "to 90
and tell some people that / was u mean
fellow and no gentleman 2" "Na, ma, sir"
was the candid answer, "you'll no catch
me at the like o. that. ave keep my
thoughts to myself
A young lady dressed in much false
hair was warbling at the piano, and when
her mother summoned her to assist in some
household duties, her rosy lips opened
poutingly and snapped out. "Oh, do it
yourself?" And then went on singing
"Kiud words can never die"
Country bookseller to Fourth street
woman-"Yes; but tie work is both in
structve and humorous" Fourth street
woman-"That amt the point. You see
my husband has crippled so many agents,
and you're nice looking young man, and
l hate to see you hurt That's him comm
in the back way! !" The young man said
there was nothing compulsory about it, and
in moment was gone.
AT the closing of concert, while a
young gentleman was struggling with his
high hat, cane, overcoat, opera glass, and
his young lady's fan, all of which he was
trying to retain on his lap, suspicious.
looking black bottle fell from the over
coat pocket on the floor with loud thud.
"There," he exclaimed to his companion,
81 will lose my cough medicine yet" That
was presence of mind for you.
"A gentleman one evening was seated
near lovely woman, when the company
around him were proposing conundrums to
each other. Turning to his companion, he
said, "Why is a lady unlike mirror 2"
She "gave it up" Because" said the
rude fellow, "a mirror reflects without
speaking, but lady speaks without reflect
ing" "And why are you unlike a mir.
ror ?" asked the lady. He could not tell.
because a mirror is smooth and polished,
and you are rough and unpublished"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21
A Hundred Years TO Come.

Who'll press for gold this crowded street,
hundred years to come ? ,
Who'll tread yon church with willing feet
hundred years to come?
Pale, trembling age and fiery youth,
And childhood with his brow of truth,
The rich and poor, on land, on sea,
Where will the mighty millions be,
hundred years to come?
We all within our graves shall sleep,
hundred years TO come;
No living soul for us will weep,
A hundred years to come.
But other men our land will till,
And others then our streets will I'll,
And other birds will sing as gay,
And bright the sunshine us to day,
A hundred years to come.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21

designs are fixed over the burners. One
of the noticeable features in the decorative
line is the distribution of escutcheons at
intervals along the cornices and up in the
corners. Upon these are printed heraldic
devices, no two being alike. The only
horses now in Mr.. Shawhan's stable are
fine Belmont mare, broken in and driven
by Mrs. Shawhan, and four fine horses of
the Abdallah stock, imported from Ken
lucky. They are very fine animals and
the cynosure Of all eyes when driven
through the Park four in hand San Fran
cisco Call
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21

Countless accidents, as every one knows,
arise from the use of matches. To obtain
light without employing them, and so
without the danger of setting things on
fire, an ingenious contrivance is now in
use by the watclmen of Paris in all
magazines where explosive or infammable
materials are kept. Any one may easily
make a trial of it. Take an oblong phial
of the whitest and clearest glass; and put
into it piece of phosphorus about the
size Of pea. Pour some olive oil, heated
to the boiling point, upon the phosphorus;
fill the phial about one-third and then
cork in tightly. TO use this novel light
remove the cork, allow the air to enter the
phial; and then recork it. The empty
space in the phial will become luminous
and the light obtained will be equal to
that of lamp. When the light grows dim
its power can be increased by taking out
the cork and allowing " fresh supply of
air to enter the phial. IN winter it is
sometimes necessary to heat the phial be-
tween the hands, in order to increase the
tluidity of the oil. The apparatus, thus
prepared, may be used for six months.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21

"A Mud Springs man planted trte
front of his house and named it after his
wife. Soon the tree died, and the wife
lived but day or two after Now you
would be surprised at the number of men
that are planting trees in front of their
domiciles and naming them after their re-
spective, if not respected, wives-an the
sickliest looking trees that can be found,
too-trees that, with the tenderest care,
cannot possibly live more than two weeks !!
The dodge is too thin. The women see
through it, and have resolved not to die.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21

An old farmer says of his boys:-
"From sixteen to twenty, they knew more
than l did /; at twenty-five, they knew as
much at thirty they were willing to hear
what had to say; at thirty-five, they
asked my advice; and think when they
get to be forty, they will acknowledge that
the old man does know something"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21

President Faville made the following
remark on taking care of cows, at IA Dairy
Convention at Elgin, H.: I'm everything
consult, so far as possible, the comfort Of
the COW. Let all the arrangements that
to her keeping, such us food,
drink, shelter, treatment and general man
agement, be such as shall tend to her COM
fort and quiet then, and not until then,
can we reasonably look for the best re.
euIts -
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21
VERY IMPORTANT.

Mr.. Editor Of Tie lEgis d httelligeacer:
As there is great deal of rivalry everywhere,
in the political field in the social circle, and
even in the church, therefore you might expect
it in the business profession. This rivalry in
business has reached the climax in the stove
trade.
Ever since the TIMES COOK took the Gold
Medal for quick baking it has been attacked by
Jealous rivals, but since it has taken the lead
of all first. class Cook Stoves in Baltimore and
bids fair to finally supercede them. 1t has in
Cured the spite and envy of those who could
not secure the sale of 1t, so much so that they
take our double fret shield cross piece and I'M
screw them and show buyers one half and say
also say it will not bake WELL draw well, is not
No. / iron, &c, &c.
So the only security for buyers is to come di-
rect to No. 96 N. Gay Street, near Front Street,
and see for themselves if the TIMES COOK
isn't the largest, heaviest, most economical, and
best BAKING STOVE ever made Every one
of the TIMES COOK is guaranteed TO bake per.
fectly.
The reason can sell them so cheap is that
am connected with the "Quakertown Stove
Works." and we make them ourselves, so you
buy from first hands. No two profits at young
Glucks.
We do say it is the heaviest, largest and the
best working stove ever offered for sale,
Nearly eight thousand sold.
Call and examine for yourself.
w. J. II. GLUCK,
96 N. GAY STREET,
(bct the Bridge and Front ST.
Baltimore, Md.
| ~ Ask your neighbor about it. au2l-1y
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21
Pc @ tie al.
II Tle Lawyers Invocation to
Spring.

Whereas, on certain boughs and sprays
Now divers birds are heard to sing,
And sundry flowers their heads upraise,
Hail to the coming on of Spring!
The songs of those said birds arouse
The memory of our youthful hours,
As green as those said sprays and boughs,
As fresh and sweet as those said flowers.
The birds aforesaid happy pairs
Love mid the aforesaid boughs, nshrines
In freehold nests; themselves their heirs,
Administrators, and assigns.
o, busiest term of Cupid's Court,
Where tender plaintiffs actions bring
Season of frolic and of sport,
Hail, as aforesaid, coming Spring.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21
Road n Office.

THIRTY DAYS after the first publica-
l. ton of this notice, application will be
made to the County Commissioners of Har.
ford county, to open and locate public road
in the Fifth Election District of said county,
beginning at point on the public road lead
ing from Charles M. Myers to the Pennsyl-
vania line at or near Wheelcr's School House,
and running thence on, through, or near the
lands of Sylvester Wheeler, David Pyle, |. W.
jenkins and wife, David L. Pyle, NJ. Nelson
Whiteford, Augustine r. Wbiteford, wife OF
Michael Whiteford, and Ellen II. Webster
wife of James A. Webster, to terminate at OF
intersect the new road leading from Pylesvillc
to Delta, at OF near the residence James A
Webstc~and wife.
March II, 1876.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21
HHE EGIS & INHELLIGENCER,
IS PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY NJ
F. w. B A K E r.
TernS-S so Year, in Advance
Otherwise $500 VIII he charged.

TRANSIENT ADvERTIsEMENTs-One Square, two inser-
tions, Sl00. Each subsequent insertion 20 cents. Lon
ger advertisements in the same proportion. space
equal to six lines makes square.
So Yearly advertisements at special rates.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21

Benjamin Franklin introduced broom
corn into this country. While examining
an imported corn whisk he found single
seed, which he planted in his garden.
From that seed the corn was propagated.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21

GALE BILLS printed at THE -Egis office
y neatly, cheaply, and at short notice
Orders by mail carefully attended to.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21

"A Western editor returned tailor's
bill endorsed: "Declincd; handwriting il
legible."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1876-04-21
MI i S G elIane O us.
An Equine Palace.

ONE OF THE FINEST PRIVATE STABLES IN
AMERICA ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOL
LARS EXPENDED IN BUILDING A SHELL
TER FOR HORSES.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
CaStOriia

DIR. Samuel Pitcher, of Hyannis, Mass.
experimental in his private practice for
twenty years to produce combination
that would have the properties of CAS-
TOR OIL without its unpleasant taste and
gripping effect.
His preparation was sent for, near and
far, till finally he gave it the name OF
Cast0ria, and put it up for sale. 1t Is
very wonderful In its effects, particu-
lariy with the disordered stomachs and
bowels of children. 1t AsslMILATEs THE
FOOD, cures sour stomach and wind col
ic, regulates the bowels, ExPELs WORMS,
end may be relied upon in Group.
AS q pleasant, effective and perfectly
SAFE cATHARTIc remedy 1t is superior to
Castor Oil, Cordials and Syrnps. Itdoes
not contain alcohol, and is adapted to
any age.
By regulating the stomach and bow
els Of CROSS AND, sICxLY- CHILpREN they
become, good.natured and healthy
They can ENJOY SLEEP and mothers
HAVE REST. The Castoria Is put up al
the Laboratory Of ]. B. RQsE h Co
4e Dey Street, New York.
March 30, 1976.-l3W
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
Crown City Fun.

The proprietress Of family boat
lying at Crown City is no slouch of a
girl. She is red headed, and her face
is a history of past RIGHTEOUSNESS.
When you pass that point on boat
don't make mouths at that calico.
The steamer st. James passed
along Friday, and deck-hand took
occasion to make an exposure to her
ladyship not warranted even by her
appearance. She forthwith drew a
revolver and by shooting three times
at the darkey, persuaded him to beat
a retreat. A warrant was issned by
the Mayor for the woman. The Mar
shal went to arrest her, when "her
man" came forth and showed the
Marshal under with bad whipping.
At last accounts the affair was a
stand of.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
DIED.

CARTER-IsAAC CARTER was born
in Gallia county, Ohio, October
4, 1908, and died at his home in Pat
riot, April le, 1876. He was a peacea-
Bile citizen, good neighbor, kind hus-
band and father. Many years since he
Joined the Methodist Episcopal Church,
of which he remained member until
his death. During the past few years
he dismissed all business cares and his
whole Thoughts and conversation have
been heavenward. He frequently and
freely expressed his confidence of his
acceptance with God, and in the suffi-
cheney of his preparation for the world
to come. May the Comforter abide
with the bereayed family.
WILCOX-JERUsHA WILCOX, wife of
Geo. w. Wilcox and daughter of RAM
dal and Rebecca Long. died of cOnsump-
ton at her residence three miles west of
Ewington, Gallia Co., Ohio, April 18th,
1876. She was an affctionate compan-
ion, a kind mother, pleasant lady and
good neighbor. She was the mother of
two children (twins,) one boy aud one
girl, eight years of age. Her life was
short-only living little over twenty
nine years. She has left comfortable
home, her kind companion, her loving
children, her parents, two brothers,
three sisters and many kind friends, to
join those who are i'm the spirit world.
| Her parents children are now equally
divided between the visible and the in
visible worlds. Two sons and three
daughters here, two sons and three
daughters there. About four months
ago she professed faith in her Redeemer,
united with the NJ. E. Church, was bap-
tized, and continued to evidence her ac-
ccptance until the Master called her
| home.
RANDALL-Mrs. JANE RANDALL was
born in New York City March 9TH, 1915,
died April 9th, 1876, in Gallipolis, Ohio.
She was a widew for several years.
When about II years of age she began
to live a religious life, and joined the
Methodist Episcopal Church. So far as
l know, her Christian course has been
commendable. Her children feel they
have lost kind and affectionate moth
er, For many years she has suffered
very much, but all was endured with
submissive patience. Her end was
peaceful, and we trust her home is now
in heaven. B.
ROAGH-April 12th, 1876, Mr.. SIM
EoN Roach, an old aud much respected
Citizen Of Gallia county, of dropsy OF
the heart, in the I'D year of his age.
He was born In Burnley county, Va, IN
1909. and moved to Ohio In 1928. AS he
drew near to the swellings of Jordan, he
/ took his friends by the hand, one by
| one, and bade them meet him in Heaven.
! This, together with his 50 years OF
chtirch membership and exemplary
christian life, assure his friends Of his
hereafter b ID the Church Triumphant Oh
High. n. I. W.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27

WE give place to some interesting
Railroad information this week. The
outlook in regard to Railroad con-
nection is growing better. Mr.. LANG
LEY has been absent some weeks in
consultation with Mr.. GIBBS, and may
upon his return have something Ia
vorable to report from that gentle
man. If not then further negotla-
tions with Mr.. CHAPMAN can be en-
tered upon. Between the two the
prospects for road seem favorable.
Our people are Indifferent as regards
who shaIl build it. The road is what
all want, and the company that VIII
give us the best terms, and the speed
lest result, is the one to deal with.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
An Episode.

No. l was blonde whose ringlets
had been kissed into gold by the
suns of some thirty summers. No.
was gentleman of color, of lecher-
ous inclination, and of the greenest
jealousy. No. 3 was white, comely,
and of undisciplined desire. The
trio lived and loved in this moral
vineyard. No. was the sole sup
porter and, as he supposed, lover of
No. l. She, no skinny little Tabitha
Tagrag of girl, in return professed
to reciprocate by the bestowal of all
her Establishments and the surrender
of every charm. There was cheer in
the heart of No. 9. He was happy,
and as the sequel shows so was she.
No. 8, be 1T so recorded in history,
came in for moiety of her affec
tions. No. 2 suspicioned, watched,
and learned that she was wont to
take another to her bosom. He
didn't act foolish, however, and go
off and deposit broken heart in a
foreign grave, but he just gathered
the two about him, even as a hen
gathereth her brood, and after givv
ing each an unmerciful whipping
dismissed the case without prejudice.
When we can't have fair play the
next best thing is to have foul play
equally distributed.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
CeltaQr
LiliineltS.
The Quickest, Surest and Cheap
est Remedies.

Physicians recommend, and Farriers
declare that no such remedies have ever
before been in use. Words are cheap,
but the prOprietors of these articles will
present trial bottles TO medical men,
gratis, as guarantee of what they say.
The Centaur Linimeut, White Wrap
per,
will cure Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Lum-
bago, Sciatica, Caked Breasts, Sore Nip
Piles, Frosted Feet, Chillblains, Swell
ings, Sprains, and any ordinary
FLESH, BONE OR MUSCLE AILMENT.
We make no pretense that this article
will cure Cancer, restore lost bones, or
give health to whisky soaked carcass.
But it will always reduce inflammation
and allay pain
1t will extract the poison of bites and
| stings, and heal burns or scalds WITH
| OUT A SCAR. Palsy, Weak Back, Caked
Breasts, Earache, TOothache, Itch and
CutaneOus Eruptions readily yield to its
| treatment.
Henry Black, of Ada, Hardin Co.,
Ohio, says: "My wife has had rheuma-
tism for five years-no rest, no sleep
COuiV Ctll Wdlh dCIOSS JllC iiOpis CIC
is now completely cured by the use of
Centaur Liniment. We all feel thank
full to you, and recommend your WON
derful medicine to all our friends"
James Hurd. of GAINESVILLE, o., says
"The Centaur Liniment cured my Neu-
ralgia."
Alfred Tush, of Newark, writes -
"Send me one dozen bottles by express.
The Liniment has saved my leg. | want
to distribute it, &C."
The sale of this Iinimentis increasing
| rapidly.
The Yellow Centaur Liniment
is for the tough skin, flesh and muscles
of
HORSES, MULES AND ANIMALS.
We have never vet seen a case of Spav-
in, Sweeny, Ring-bone, Wind-gall, /,
Scratches or Poll-Evil, which this Lin
iment would not speedily benefit, and
we never saw but few ca es lohich IL
,c0uld not cure. IL a1iU cure when any,
thing can. 1t is folly to spend $40, for
Farrier, when one dollars worth of
Centaur Liniment will do better. The
following is sample of the testimony
produced:
w. P. Hopkins, Postmaster, Piqua, o.,
says:
"Centaur Liniment can't be beat. 1t
cures every time"
"YELvERToN, o., March 9, 1874.
"Ihe Centaur Liniments are the best
selling medicines we ever had. The
demand is very great for it, and we can
not afford to be without it.
"P. II. HISEY g SON."
"JEFFERsoN, Mo-, Nov. 10, 1873.
s'Some time ago was shipping horses
to st. Louis. | got one badly crippled
la the car. With great difficulty got
him to the stable. The stable-keeper
gave me bottle of your Centaur Lini-
ment, which l used with such success
that in two days the horse was active
and nearly well. have been vetinary
| surgeon for thirty years. but your Lini-
ment beats anything ever used.
"a. j. M'CARTY, Veterinary Surgeon.
For postage stamp we will mail Gen.
taur Almanac, containing hundreds of
certificates, from every State in the
Union. These Liniments are now sold
by all dealers in the country.
Laboratory of J. B. ROSE d Co.,
46 Dey ST., New York.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
Transfers OF Real Estate.

Recorder BooroN reports the follow
ing transfers of Real Estate since our
last report:
Guyqu Tp.-James E. Caldwell to John
e. Wise, 81 acres; 81, 400. John E.
Wise to James Smith, same, 81 acres !;
81 400.
son, 80 acres; $500.
ADDISON Tp.-Lavinia Pauley to D. r.
S. Shaffer, 5. 4 of lot No. 4 in the viii
lage of Addison; 5000.
Springfield Tp.--Douglas Putnam to
Charles Qeuoire. 40 acres; $500.
Walnat Tp.--H. W. Eakins to J. IL.
Mcdaniel, mill property, acres; So
600. Joseph S. Eakins to VIM. L. Ea-
kins, 247 acres; 800.
Gdilipoiis City.-E. A. Ward to Clar-
ence w. Ward, .quit-claim interestin N.
w. = of lot No. AZ; 81. Clarence w.
Ward to E. A. Ward, quit-claim interest
in S. Il. u of lot No. AZ; 81.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
Sheriff s Sale.

The State Of Ohio, Gallia County, SIS.
PURSUANT to the command of an or
der of sale from the Court of Com
mon Pleas, of said county of Gallia,
and to me directed, will offer for sale
at public auction, at the front door of
the Courthouse, in the city of Gallipo-
lis. in said county of Gallia, on the
20th day of May, A. ID. 1876, at the hour
of one O'Clock p. M. on said day, the
following described lands and tene-
ments, situate in the town of Chambers
burg, in the county of Gallia and State
of Ohio, to-wit: Part of town lot No.
two (2,) twenty-four feet fronting on
Walnut street, and running back eighty
(SO) feet parallel with the Gallipolis and
Burlington State road. the same being
in Overall's addition, or South Cham
bersburg.
Appraised at four hundred dollars
(S400.00.)
70 be. sold as the property of Green-
berry w. Weaver and others, at the suit
of The Gallipolis Central Rutlding and
Loan Association.
Terma Of sale-Cash.
Given under my hand this 20th day of
April. A. p. 1876.
CHARLES STUART,
Sheriff q. C. o.
April 20, ls78.-5w
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
Rameml,er This

Now is the time of the year for Pneu-
monia, Lung fever, Coughs, Colds, and
fatal results of predisposition to Con-
sumption and other. Throat and Lung
Disease. BoscHEE's GERMAN SYRUP has
been used in this neighborhood for the
past two or three years without single
failure to cure. If you have not used
this medicine yourself. go to your Drug
gist and ask him Of its wonderful sue
cess among his customers. Two doses
will relieve the worst case. If you have
no faith in any medicine, just buy a
Sample Bottle of Boschee's German
Syrup for 10 cents and try it. Regular
size Bottle % cents. Don't neglect q
cough to save 70 cents.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
The Best Boat.

The steamer j. c. Crossley, ply
ing between Pomeroy and Ironton, is
rapidly increasing an already paying
trade. Capt. G. W. BAY and clerk
G. W. BALL are just the men for the
positions they occupy. They are
accommodating, clever and polite.
If you want to go to Ironton or any
intermediate point, just wait until
the Crossley comes along, and our
word for it, you will be glad you
waited.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27

TIE colored boy, GEO. Robinson, of
Springfield township, who was so Sc
verely burned some time ago, the
particulars of which were published
in the JOURNAL at the time, was
brought to the Infirmary on Friday.
His head and shoulders are still raw,
presenting an almost disgusting ap-
pearance, but it is now believed he
will recover, although at the time the
burning occurred no one supposed he
would or could live q week.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1876-04-27
Probate Court.

Judge KENT furnishes us the follow
ing statement of the business of the
Probate Court for the past week, to-wit
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
G.. W. Radican and Elizabeth Calhoon
o. p. Gales and Tabitha A. Canterbury.
A. X. Spencer and Henrietta c. 6. >.
Gardner.
Jos. A. Perkins and Susan L. Dennis.
Robt. Hazel and Missouri f. Arthur.
OTHER MATTERS.
Wiley Hill was appointed guardian
of the minor heirs of Augustus ID. Ma
loon, deceased.
Emma S. Shaefer, was appointed ad-
ministratrix of the estate of Olive G..
Shaefer, deceased.
George NJ. Lemmons, late guardian
of Edward NJ. Ingels, minor heir of
Malcomb Ingels, deceased, filed his final
account.
James d. Cardwell. executor of the
last will of George Palmer, deceased,
filed his final account.
Daniel Mauck, executor of the last
will of Joseph Darst, deceased, filed
his final account.