The Findlay Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Hancock County, Ohio) 1870-1881, 1876-09-22
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A hearty man will grow round OF
square meals
"Aprudent man, says witty Frencl
man, sis like pin; his head prevent.
Lin from going too far"
The family tree Of Texas family
shows a branch on which several men
bers have been hung for borrowing
horses.
The pensive mule is not usually re
garded as susceptible to pathetic emo
tions. And yet he occasionally drop:
a mule tel r.
The young lady WHO always wanted
her sweetheart close at hand, explains
it on the grouud that twas only nigh
dear of her own.-New York CONNER.
cial Advertiser.
''Do BIRDS" asks magazine writer,
"die a natural death" We know OF
many who have probably died in that
way. We shot at them, anyhow.-Ro-
ch: ster Democrat.
1t turns out that corsets have ecn
worn for thirty five centuries EI.--
Show us a woman who has worn one
that long, and We shall believe you
Norristown Herald.
A Reading man has written an essay
on "Bustles.:: And some bustles pro
ject sufficiently to enable a man to
write an essay on 'em, easily.-Norris-
town Herald.
All Jams is the name of a Chinaman
in Nevada. He is addicted to the flow
ing bowl, and some days it is impossi-
BILE to recognize him from his brother,
Jim Jams.-Ibid.
"a Miss Post is the reigning beauty
at Newport; and all the young men
want to tie TO her," This is generally
the fate of rail pretty girl, and she
has no defence.
1t is not believed that there is an ar
tist in the world who can catch the ex-
preston of a woman's face as she puts
her nose into the milk jug and finds
that tie thunder has soured the con-
tents.
Medical men say that when a man is
full of whisky he can't freeze, and ap-
pearances indicate that large number
Of our citizens are expecting mighty
cold snap, says the Fulton Times
Robert Browning calls the British
reviewers chimney sweeps" in his
new poem. When they flew at him
be had a brush with them and they
didn't SCOT him. New York Graphic.
That's carrying the thing altogeth-
er too far, you know" as the man said
when he got off the cars at the Cen
tennial and found his trunk had gone
On to Pittsburg. New York CONNER
,ial Advertiser.
They never use bulletin board on
The Worcester Press. They merely
AXE the insole out OF the editors slip
per and lean it out of the s. cond story
window against the sidewalk and
chalk their dispatches on that.-Nor
~ich Bulletin.
A chap was arrested in philadelphia
he other day for stealing clock.
The Judge told him that as he had
taken another mans time to begin
with, he could now take his own me
70 reflect upon it, and sent him up for
.hree months forthwith.
Tile Servians have been driven out
IF Gurgusovats; Harvatovitch has
allen back OH Alexinaiz; Sevenyears-
,witch has defeated Creckyerjawigatz,
md Pulldownyervestovi!ch has in
iicted a crushing blow on Wipofyer-
,hinoeki. ki.-Providence Press.
Two little girls were lately prattling
and one of them said: I'VE
,eep four servants, have got six
,orses. and a lol of carriages; now
What have you gotl With quite as
much pride the other answered, We've
,ot a skunk under our barn."
The Wochenblatt is new paper
hat has just begun publication in
Essex County, n. j. 1t appears to
ave been named after poor old
3looss's manuscript, which came as
lear being a waikiki blot rs anything
W ever saw a printer cry over--Bur
imgton Hawk-Eye.
A Sa,atogs letter writer asks, in
Iespai.ing tones, "Where are the
,enr- We don't know, dear, just
.herr all OF them are, but from our
,uctum window we jus. now saw six
{ them file around behind the screen
i n sample room over the way.-Bur-
ngton Hawkeye.