The Morning herald., 1876-01-19
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uIt twas Ben. Franklin who introduced
broom corn culture into this country"
But thousands of suffering husbands would
prefer to see the man VINO introouceo
broom handles .-Norr;stO,csa Herald.
Mrs. Amy Briggs advertises in Texas
paper that she is able to whip either one OF
the two women she saw walking on her
husbands arm few nights before.
Beds renovated and all kinds OF furniture
for sale at Adair's, Fourth and King
streets.
Bet half dollar shall fall down
Bet half dollar shall fall J" murmureo
an old chap last evening as, loaded to the
| muzzle with forty rod wniskey, he was
feeling his way down Eighth street,, bet
half a doll" Just here the old boys heels
few so high into the air that MS head ana
shoulders beat them back to the ground.
Rising to sitting posture, he took up MS
hat, rubbed the back of his head and then
said % Won the money, by thunder Anu
it Is the first bet I've won this winter"
We are ALWAYS pleased to recommend q
GOOD article. Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup never
fails to cure a Cough or Coid III shor' 'lnie'
The price is 25 cents.
Horace Greeley's advice to go West
was elaring swindle. The fact that the
Indians have been living West all their lives
and are still poor, with scarcely enough
clothes to hide their nudity proves this.
At Hawiinsville, Ga, recently, one OF the
two convicts in the Pulaski county jail tore
out part of the wall and escaped, and the
other complained bitterly the next day to
the Sheriff that unless the walls were
mended so that he could be kept warm he'd
60 too.
O'Connor, No. East Third street, is
superior tailor, and keeps in stock the latest
STYLES and finest qualities OF cloths, which
he is prepared to make up into well-htting
md fashionable garments.
An alternative-The legal course which
is open to England if the khedige don't pay
his interest-Sue his canal.
The editor who was told that his last ar
ticle was as clear as mud, promptly replied,
"Wcll, that covers the ground, anyhow"
Boots, shoes and slippers in large quaint
ties and at low prices. FennesseyS, 22l
Market street.
"Suppose," said a brow beating lawyer
to witness he was trying to badger one
day last week, "suppose l should tell you
that could bring dozen men OF your
town to this court room who would say
they would not believe you on oath, what
would you say?" And calmly the witness
| made him the reply, 81 would say yol
! lied' 4 gentle smile dit1used itself al
over the courtroom, like lump OF buttel
on hot cake. and the unruttled witness
5 stepped down.
A poor burglar---The young man wht
had to take fresh horn for every call n
made on New Years Day.
So the Prince of Wales has arrived a
Benares. That indicates that he must Be
0 mares journeys end, don't it,
s Just look at Donahoe's prices Misses
, shoes, 81 .25: women's shoes $1.50: men
y boots, $3.50 and mems fine calf boots
G S4.OO. See him at 307 Market street.
The first dutyon T-Don't forget to eros
= it Worcester Press.
. What's in a name again Mr.. Sylvanu
! Bump was landed on his head out of hi
. wagon at New Bedford, the other day.
| Laborers in the Michigan woods are worl;
a ing for their board. That's what the wood
t are for, we believe .-DanbuTy Ners.
' Now is the time to get stove patterns an'
rugs at McBride's, 12S Market street.
) If a man must marry shrew why shoul
u he select short rather than tall one
) Because oftwo evils it is better to choos
the least.
The hairs of what name can never b.
plated The ocean main.
E Why are swine like trees Because the,
I root i'll the ground.
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