New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-10-07

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OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF THE UNITED STATES
OFFICIAL JOURNAL Of NEW ORLEANS
- ORLEANS. OCTOBER =. 1876.
Eueenie is to 60 about Paris incog.
rha I.anlander lives on the fat of the
The boo.black is bound to live, rain or
shine.
The world needs less piety and more
morality.
Barnum challenges the world to beat his
tattoo man.
The Democrats have been "Marchlng |
through Georgia"
Georgia is full of sufferers. Inc o1a0e
has gone Democratic.
Doreheimer is yet young man. just
turning his mileage.
The mule is hybrid with clever LOOKING
cara and vicious hind legs.
The shape of mans head is of more i'm
portance than the shape OF his hat.
The man who visits the drug store every
morning shows q Vichyated taste.
Tho Al scholars are those who have
learned the first letter of the alphabet.
The bean crop is partial failure in Mas
sschusetts 1t is q sad blow tor Beverly.
Having been in the Parish Prison, col
ored man comes out for Nichols and Witt.
And Charles Francis Adams said, "Let
there be change" He does not like con-
tinued defeat.
"Let us 60 ahead" says Prince Milan,
land wipe out every soldier sent against
u.s." o, the wiper!
A proud and naughty tonsorial knight Of
the shaving cup had villainous razor, but
he wouldn't hone it.
The Vicksburg Herald notices more life
on the streets, and disappearance OF
linen" That is cool.
If little Mary Newton can blow up He'll
Gate at three years OF age, what will she
be able to do at twenty
The Pennsylvania railroad has 5000 I'M.
claimed trunks at the Philadelphia depot,
making it the grand trunk road.
The St. Louis Journal is now setting q
good example to other papers of the same
dty by giving credits for borrowed items.
Aphonse Karr says women guess every
thing; that they never make mistakes I'M
less they think. Please stop that Kari.
The Adventists of Wisconsin are holding
conference ut Neosho, but there is no show
for the destruction of the world at present.
The man who eats with his knife gen .
0x0lly p0yo LIS OO0AO, wuAIO VIC oAVO VIM l
takes soup with fork is not able to fork
over. 8
Every tramp Is not q thief" says Titus
vile paper, now that the editors are slowly
making their way home from the great ex. S
position.
The time for candidates to pay for their
nominations has been extended until the s
strength of the Independent movement can q
be counted. s
Professor Huxley is satisfied that 'evolu- i,
ior now rests on as strong basis as the h
;opernican theory Of the solar system" 1t !;
) almost solid. :.
The New York statue of Seward is in q O
lifting posture; but the legs are 60 long and
wkward looking that there is talk of max a
ag the figure use carriage lap robe. b
Robert Metz is dear sir to Louisiana
Democrats. General Nichols calls him is
Dear Sir" having no prejudice on account ss
color, crime or previous condition in Jail. m
1t il proposed to give General Newton q
ublic reception in New York. If given :"
a Sunday, there is one man who will u
lodge that reception. and blow up its I'd
riginators. NJ
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The Danbury News tells of careful "coal er
ealer who stands on the scale himself to or
70 that there is no fooling with the weight A,
load" If q man will give himself =.
eigh there is no objection to his being sold. =,
Mr.. Hewitt, in an argument in Iowa, re- tn
'ntly, said, II defy the gentlemen to lay ad
leir hands upon q dishonest dollar in the II,
Of Samuel j. Tilden." Tweed
ought he had his six millions pretty we'll IL
red, but there are many slips in this world.
on
The next performances at the Crystal Nc
alace, England, under the direction of tn
harles Wyndham, will be styled the Dick an
- series, comprising five plays from the hi,
orks Of the great novelist, produced with
lected artistic from the best performers in ~
,ndon. ~
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A happy farmer in the West has large thu
'ck of cows, and he expects to calve out sa,