The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-11-23

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says ho aiaays looked under The bead
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My dear boy. boaesly i- the best
policy We'll. you ought TO know
father fr you have iried them both.
j, woald Do better Tor proof readers
ifalI the Turkish generals were named
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40 young mother will be offended
II you tell her that hcr baby is heavy
sad her bread light
sambo. did you ever see the Cats
kH Mountains No, sab, bot I've
seen ON klll mice.
Samson was al eminent tragedian
in Bis day. and 10 bis last act brought
down the house.
Il Partisan definition Of beautiful
woman Tho paradise Of the eye aud
the purgatory Of the purse.
Marriage, said an unfortunate
husband Is the churchyard Of love
Aud you men, replied his wife. arc the
gtavc-diggcrs
Children say what they will be;
old men, what they have beeni only
fools say what they are.
BiIdy. did you put an egg in the
coffee to settle III Yes, mum; they
were so bad that / bad TO use four Of
them
When she struck him over the
head with tin dipper for trying to
kiss her be called it tho Naturalization
Of the belle.
An irisbmau, who was recently
run over by whole train Of cars, got up
aud asked for bis cap, and said he
would net roo another such risk as that
for ton dollars
An editors excuse for discoutinu
ing use publication Of bis paper was,
that rycN body. else stopped the paper
aud be thought be would,
western paper says We arc
publishing a tri.wcekIy now We get
ont a paper one week and try lik,
hlszcs 70 gcti out the next
AZ a wedding, II was formerly ,
custom to drink honey dissolved il
water. for thirty days--a moons age
Hence the origin Of the honeymoon
old bachelor adds as a reason for it
being 80 called, because it was full o
sells.
An old negro was paid his wages
In silver hall dollars He ga2ed be
nignly upon them as they lay in BIZ
palm, grinned as though in triumph
and then exclaimed, OATS de staff d,
rats can chew
Handsome is that handsome does
quoted Chicago man 70 his wife The
other day. Yes, replied she in win
ming tone, as she held ont her hand
for instance, husband who is Away
ready 10 handsome money to hi
wife
drunken California miuer ba
kicked can nt mtro KS eerine again
and hi- relations would feel grea
dial better i they could iud something
mggr " him than oug boutrtrap.
seems ridiculous 10 have lunera
over 0uiy one boptstrap.
MIR Buckle says that history r.
peats itself We presume he refers t
tie fact that the Jews were directed t
make glad the waist places, aud tha
the same pleasing custom Of doing
with the lfil arm on the front siooI
evenings. after the old gentleman ha
goac to the lodge, is popular now
Complimentary A maiden lad
said % her little nephew, Now, john
you 60 70 bed early, aud always do sc
aud yoa'u Be rosy checked and hand
some when you grow up. Johnu
thought over this few minutes. an
then observed, Well, auu,y you mus
have set up good dea' when 20
were young
"A fast man undertook tie task
teasing an ecceatfic preacher. DO 10