The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-06-09

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hu ~neiahisis, W. his misfortune h.A
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Al Ms mlr'h wsa extremely arvfA-
waiting Il sls ireiinwa II The unfortunate
Ni,ts. anl h. s.isel d large ssnae. rt~p.
| ping lseI several laeus. d. g.s. imretacsi.
W ~ Tho missile, h. ran wish ri his might
and then hurried the stone "A the hnnnorsus
hansl.uaa,len next ,ig~st,
Mr.. Niia~' vengeance would probably
have l~t.n completed hut for m unexpected
interruption.
In his blind rage he failed IL observe thai
she eloshes line lay stretched directly acres,
his path. Consequently. while he wA u
the top VI his speed. with every musct,
strained 10 liz utmost tension. tho said lins
caught hun directly under the chin. Mr.
Kibl.s sie~ Violently backward and #trucl
tho worl.house with 4 aickrning crash
The stone fell short II the mark and
rent wigglins through the back basement
windows.
Mr.. Sibhs finally recovered his breath
and gave vent ~ his pcnt emotions In
series ~ NEW and original cpithat1.
Nibbs II 4 man II great resolution, and
nothing dannsed vs. the mad rebuf5s he hAt
experienced, Il. proceeded 10 mount thu ~
Dor agnin--this time with much less boyisl
agility, however.
lIe reached the top again. and tegsl
work. Everything went along ~Hwimmingl,
Tor . while, and DO thought - himself whA
NJ aa~y task wa~ thn IL 4 gardener. lli
opinion w.m nestn altered. however.
In hts ar,l.r MI. Nibbs stretched Ills bod,
forward i, ita full extent. Tho slat cronk
cd. Mr.. Sibi@. fearing that tho slat VA
breaking. threw himself suddenly bnrk
ward, In ~ doing. thu frint u inertia WI
thrown without tho lass. anil consequently
according ~ philosophy, Mr.. Nibbs ~
bound II fall.
Mr.. Siblsa wits sweeping down toward -
brick walk blow, l,ku soIne great bird
wl.y, Il 1afsa hook intercepted his flight
The H,li tlo,k luri.d it#aif Into tho In,
window u his pant lipana, hut IN thu mata
rial waa moi HifvnR enough b. bssar hi
weight, IN continued i,lH downward c0ur@s
and in,ll, i.nlri.
Had Mr.. NibLs landed nien ths brio
walk. WI would no~ 10 writing IN obitusr
notice ~int,ea.l n il humorous article.
Mr.. Ai,is' wife. with her e~nsto,nxr
thonghtlsssnaas. hd failed 10 replace IN
cover o,"r tho w.iLhoio. aapi splash into IN
we'll Atiial M, N.
TIL water VIA very deap. anil unplaal
anily anlI, and tn meLL,aa NihLa Lega
treadina water. and mumLl,ng Now | IN
me-" ese, ~ 4 great rate.
Mrs. klbi,a heard thu eraai, II the Lraai
Ing stats. and reached thu door Just In tin
70 see Mr.. N.lha disappear like some grca
bnil.frog Into the vol. se,z,nx Il lon
clothes .ppIn. #hs. after much esertion. M,
csel.d Ia irapning thu iii.starrvl Nibt
from /. saasrJ grave.
Tho excitement Was tes much for hin
and fu aasarai dayn !" lay nj thu pois
II %illnesH. vspoeiing every moment ~ I
his iisst.
And now II any pa,Han wants - KIM
jsst low II ferls ~ III struck Will, il pii
driver. Just III him raiusat IT.. NiLta
favor him with i brief synopsis II III
adventures experienced w 4 noyiea In N
d~eayoring to perform Tho i,.pers ~ i ~
densr. especially that branch which relat.
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