The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-05-19

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nAs~ with that thar hsnn he'll cheat
yaN." Newer ~ stsn. tnlni, Nquitr
l kue~s l IN = laaas 81 h.&sfiiaisfy."
aAltr~d. aat,inv. = t~nlrsi, observed
n young Milwaukee wife .se hrr huA.
band, II wish ,aaa'd inkr ysuf earn
down move, Mafiar wants 10 dust I'm
ceilIng,'
"Isni your husband \ little tMldi"
ssos~ yesterday "irhsre isn't : iAld
hair III hls hral," VA tho hAsty 70
ply ~ the wife.
Iiincrnnt photographer tfrom under
the cloth,-"Mit you keep .quicti
How do yon .snrisnse Subject
(who In cvnhin. th~ focusl = BE
jnters, mani Will ! sit stiil 70 b
shot att"
Samuel nowlc9 ~aya that II he were
captain " n canal bunt, and 4 lNlnO
woman stood nm thu hank and made
fun III him, hn would murder her II no
knew that she hNl twenty orphans 10
support.
There n d married woman with fonr
kgr I'm Connecticut, and because shC
won't have twn nj them sawed on, her
husband Ii obliged 10 work sixteen
hours u day In order TO keep her In
striped stockings.
WAS thc crowd tumnltnonr1" In.
unlrcd one man Ut another who had
just como from n nas meeting. Too
mulinoual oh. 40; just about multu-
Gus enough 10 comfortably I'LL the
hall"
Smart, those rrcnchmcn. One OF
them Nnid a. another who wAs max.
Ing fun ~ his nrs My cara may DO
OF unusual siYe for II man, but you
must confess, sir, TINT yours Are -.
trcmcly small for mn assl'
A gentleman. questioning \ little
boy sud "NArn Your father and
mother fol.al,' gu, Johnny, DO you
Sir: 1r' aid he. sAr ,1A whoi" asked
the friend. '"rhe police" was John.
ny's rcply.
VIZ arr told TINT II II si00 line n
hold Wisconsin girl by tho mock and
3t1M IFI MI II& slH4 bpNI tN bOktH -
the price ii not missed for holding her
by tho eNr Anl kissing her on tho neck,
tho Wisconsin young men Will moi
smigrMte.
4 happy thought TINT eve 90.
CURED Mother TN continuMtion)-
And ~ the Wicked Pharaoh ordered
that all tho baby iuys should be KILLED
Madeleine liut, mammal didn'l
any u their mothers say they waa
xlrlsi
Domingo In one ufthc French colonies
who, aiH.Aking III the advantages ofths
Christian rrligion, said There WA
time when knew nothing IT God
!. Or the devil, but now ! know and love
them both.
. Two bo~oms with, . single though,
Charles DEAR" .Whni dreadful COWS
loycyl'' Eh, swrrilcy" II sald
what dreadful eoMr. d%arlingi.' ..Oh
did you, my own" Yes, duukeyi"
Chicago Tribune. A John Bull 70
ccntly came 70 Chicago, and WAS nd
mirinR NIL nc Jaw " our cnts!!
|Isins b sna ., %s.lEaa. siy,.. ~ es ss.r. , xns :,
' law securing tho right of hcntAil. :
An" sniL his friend, "bnt sou shoult
try one of our cocktails"
A ynssar girl wrote home: Dc,
pAw.1Aw. w study 1Etin To- owahs I
day, fwrneh seven up and aclencs
cvnh. ~ lounE. The good matronl
uCyah let IN Ro owct. Won't you scnt
mo my lcgHlnA and HkatcA for n.poo
4lAAf. ..t-i aAh.. fir.4a II. th1. vttfnsrxn
Don't forget the heel straps.
! "The other dry when q Dctrot
grocer spelled sugar "s.h.u-R.0.r'
\ friend pointed out the word and ~
markell .1ha, word isn,t sIclle'
the grocer. lone would think ! hati NJ
education" Aud lie crossed II 0u
and wrote s-h-u.K-o.r.
A furrior Wishing 10 inform hls cus
toners TINT .he rrcnst their old fur
advertisement M follows IN. b.
(AklMe, victorincn, &C., made up for Ia
dies IN fashionable styles, out OF thci
own aktns.'
That wus nm %ifraycrcnt Anil ribAl'
j youth, who, ~ his nXcd parent dcAir
Ing u retire from thu retail trade AM
You In the i.osi o1frci Nice ol,
IMrty you'd b. In tho post Office
What could ynl do In u lOAt OHIO
. except ~ stand In the doorway witt
your mouth open Tor folks 10 wet POI
tNge stamps ul Your tUnHuoi'
J A Silver CITY New young lady
who hns 4 lussion Tor pretty iMhius
J ton little four. ,enr.old angel who ha
4 brnn new sister. II any, huh, won
you givc me- your baby ststnrf l Low
little bnbirs." Young hopeful: INC
hant." Young lady twinkinR 1t no
young mani: why, sonny. WI