The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1876-06-24
Gleanings and Gossip.

the baby all night.
What part Of speech is most distaste.
ful to lovers ? The third person.
The good Samaritan stopped at the
sound Of woe; go does a good horse.
Kentucky farmers curse the day that
grass hoppers learned to chew Tobacco.
1t is curious that "Sons of Temper.
anco' should be abbreviated to s. o. r.
lfyou find yourselfspell.bouud the best
thing to do is to look into the dictionary.
There are many minds which appear
to have been cut bias and made up that
way.
The New Orleans Times says that two.
thirds Of the babies born in 1875 are
boys.
A good man for q spile driver-the one
who once drove some rebel pickets in five
miles.
Marriage is described by French Gym.
ic as q tiresomc book with a very 6uo
preface.
The obituary Of book agent says -
lie was man Of marked composure Of
manner
Ii man wants TO know what "true
lnwnrdness' means, let him try some ear.
ly oucumbers.
Ii is not etiquette for lady to perust
an ice cream sigu aloud whilo walking
With gentleman
The two places to look for Phiadel
phia pick. .pockets-ihe centennial and
the penny.tentiary.
Friday evening is known a. the PRAYER
meeting night in Brooklyn, and the thea.
teEs then have poor houses.
A vinegar hearted old bachelor says b,
always looks under the head Of marriage.
for the news Of tho weak.
Crusty thinks that the list of marriages
IN the news papers ought to be put unde;
the head Of Ring Frauds
Many man who has not a cent in hil
pocket owns corn which he would moi
have you step on for the world.
Young swell should like to have M,
moustacho dyed. Polite barber: Ger
talply. Did you bring it with you?
Simkins has found that the pleasantes,
way to take cod.liver oil is to fatteu pig.
cons with 1t. and then eat the pigeons.
The girl who vowed that she'd neye,
marry man under five feet ten in stature
has not yet tbeen led 10 the altar of hy. men
An exchange suggea,a that Dom Pc
dro ought 70 have bis whiskers dyed
II he does, n course he'll have his imper
ial purple.
a barber, eyeing stylish customer
said, You must either take down tina
shirt collar OF 0air for = shave until
can borrow q step ladder.
Another considerations man is oppose,
to opening the Centennial Exhibition OF
Sunday. He says Sunday is the ou,
day he gets time to 90 fishing.
A milk 6rm Of More 4 Waters" Q
New York has customers who say tha
II any more waters added to toe mill
they'll withdraw ,Lsir n,,ronaoe
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Few men haee pinds evenly enough
balanced to insnisa them to indulge in =
n0uefG'e oheW o. 'obaeo' provided the.
are 'ahlng It out oi somebody else
poooh.
A woman il i western eity teeeptl,
fell out Of second.story window apt
- ,sh.a J' ",' a],i, "tIu, ,7n9 '-'d s"e ulan'
mad bcforn - '"'"s "a' maui "'' S'
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1t has been discovered that people liy,
longer in Philadelphia than in any otheI
order to get the AVERAGE smonnt of on
ioymeut out If lG
N,
i"Oiua' nancy Aldrich says a
''S %i'@ ps ,ne wiuus mat tear the euried rec
sung Control your self, Mr. AlIrich
control yourself.
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