The Hawaiian gazette., 1876-01-26
\ I'roublessmo Conscience.

Mr.. EniFoR You ART awlse nian-eiliOrs always
are-they know everything almost II e for that
reason that wish TO consult you on very Snotiy
subject Il Is poser TO me, but Know yen can
tell NE at once all bow to mausge.
believe In coming to the polet, so viii tell you
without duly,daly, am bard up, aud want TO
know how TO raise the wind. But Just here hnd a
difficulty. l elaim good ability As the common
run OF lsen. Bat have GOT very troublesome
conscience II doE't make much account OF qulbblrs
aud CLOSES, and, do What may it will sec, aud l
can't blind IL
! hwoald BE time wasted to tel YOU how l have
managed Il, and done my best 10 make II useful
At least, have eudeavorcd that II should be kept
Kind Of quiet; aud 50 long as have doue about as
it wanted me to, 1t has been as Qale, a sucking
dove Bat tNSoa'y DC bamboozied; aad 1t has Kept
me nom many nice little operation by which l
could have feathervd my own nest, only, II did,
the feathers were more like pl,ehiorks THAI down,
and could not rvst a minute.
4 My great puzzle Is that sev people all around me
who have managed to make 1t yield to their every
purpose, Watcher they drug it. or bind It. or blind
It, don't justly know. aud when ask them about
Il they arr very rv,ieent. Only this know, tina,
fancy hyar quick aatysr, Nheu anything is said
about 1t, aud sort Of answering shrek, as II 1t
gathered little hope from outside. But, with
very prompt aud adroit movement 1t Is queled
again; tho must say that the effort makes theu>
RID in the face. often; aud when die so l ianeied
that they contracted slight i'll will toward myself
for stirring mp the sleeping monitor. But then,
did it in all the honesty OF my heart
How could know that they had such young
fury about them-a niue OF nitrO-gyeerine As IL
wvrr.
Now NJ Flitor-to eor, AZ III. sp,,s-t ,,t,tri,
can't YOU tell ms how l do as some OF my
neighbors arr dong Without stirring up the wrath
Of this little vixen
There is Mr.. q great uncle to Robert Belcher-
he is mau OF parts, aud he knows IT, And he makes
account ct II loo. Has'ut he used up the poor peo-
plearound him-abSoluley tnmped out their rights
I'LL they taVe become his affect creatures without
even the power len to protvsts And because they
quiet aud to like it, he is able 10 keep his
conscience SOOthrd aud still Tho l really suspect
that II he would trot il out some day, you would
need strong naguifer To enable you 10 see Il. In
TACT the means he 10 biud IL would be OF ae-
count with mine. You might as well tic up lion
with I tow string.
Tnen there is Mr.. Do-it-browu the trader You
can't hold eandleto him In just0iug his own Ways
Whether he ever had conscience | cannot tell but
seems TO me 1t would yell bloody murder 1t could
hear him talk Aud his talk don't eud in talk either
Have not heard him boast OF making, 5000 by a
nice little affair before breakfast tho as found az
forwards he took advantage pi a more than Oues-
tionable KIND to do it. 81 OF Mr.. Cnrder the boot
Mr.. Barker the tiuueT-brtwecn them ALL and Mr.
Lint The thread maker We get some curious things
for our feet aud hurses. Paper shoes tor instance
with thin hm of leather looking stuff outside and
rotten harnesses. But all that is on a small scale.
II would not pay TO make very strong detoSlln for
conscience TO do small a business. And then. if
you getyuur drugs FROM Mr.. PIlbeater the druggist,
he might sell you and your stuff would have no power
on conscience: and there would be a pretty mess-an
attempt which would arouse the worst suspicious OF
the little fury EithOut laying him all. But then
IT'S no use don't 80 in for such smtl business.
want something that will pay big contract for
instance, some big agency, buy an old ship for
a tTihe and paint it up aud carry passengers and
valuable freight-well insured-hoW would tsat do
Ouly tell me how l can keep this eternal thunder
STILL as got with the avas, nice team and pleas
ant place aud gardens and all that so l won't SEQ
every rose dripping with blood. aud so won't hear
a horrible counter as my wife plays Hail Columbia
on the splendid new piano. How do you think lit
tie pious talk would dojust to show that all do is
done oE honest principles Of high order that am
following in the steps OF the Father Of the Faithful
when tell stretehy Observation-Disclosures. Con. Z
let me state the case. will you;
YOU are scratching my eyes out Do you think that
right. nows
Well, Mr.. Editor, good bye. can't keep it still to
state any more Of my-you know what mean.
So give me your best counsel aud You will much
'o'lge your Trend IN the DOLDRUNs.