Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1876-02-18


= The champion New. Years "c,ller''
Minister Schenck.
:. Tweed g middle name is Marcy. but /
- Lord won't have Marcy if the Bible
lg true.
~ Mr.. OConor now eats three meals
day. His doctor is threatened with NOR
% ticatiOn.
- Flies cause one-ffth Of all the profani
y. in this world. This is the opinion OF
r. bald-hea1ed man.
A Polish dancing master committed S
!, i 1cide in Erie, Penn, the other day. 1
: schottisch own head off.
= There will be five eclipses this year
two of the sun, two OF the moon, and OF
of the-third term.
A down-country farmer who put in
haif-acrc with 'urn,ps last summer say
they didn't bring him cent. He Shout
Try onions next time. They always brin
. scent.
i New 1o'k Dispatch: If the detective
OF this city had any libcEality about then
they would present the people Of Manlat
tan Island with Bosa Tweed as a NeY
Years @;ft.
! 4 returned Austrian found the baby i,
lett at home miss ii five summers. On.
DAY he offended her, and she frct:ully cx-
Claimed: Il wish yoI had never III -rfie
into he family"
An Alabama editor, in putting grocery
store Kept by woman, says: "Her toma.
toes are as red as her own checks: her IN.
d'go as blue as her own eyes, and her pep.
per as hot as her own temper
1t was to have been expected that China
would choose her sharpcst men 10 repre-
sent her abroad, nor IS j: surprising, there
fore, hat she sends one of the Pin family
as Minister to the United States.
When California woman defeated a
lion IL hand-to-hand combat the neigh
bors were greatly astonisllrd, but her hus-
band quietly remarked: :Oh, that's no,h
Il.
Nothing is calculated to make young
man more deliberate than the spectacle. of
seventeen pairs Of striped stockings hang
ing on the clothes line Of q house whcrc
lhhc is oily one young lady in the family
\ man claiming to lie able to deal with
spirits of the Invisible world had q hand
!elt to him in poker game at Salem.
Oregon. recently, by which he lost the
profits on whole season Of the medium
business.
A raptured writer inquiries: "What is
here under heaven more human zing, or.
We may u.s. the term, more angeliz;ng,
han fine black eye in 9 lovely woman?"
Two black eyes is the only answer thought
i at present.
The fire fiend has dcvoured Peter Cav
nauyh s bakery in Carson. ION which oc-
asion." says The Tribune, 1.-THE lovely
hecn Of the moonlight was temporarily
bscured by the red glare of the fire. and
he buildn, was insured for $1,000"
Many newspaper editors have cause
sss prejudice against poetry A good
ocm is very desirable thing to have on
and about newspaper office. It is ,
heapcr than coal. possess jlst as much
eatir < power, and is far easier to han- )
lc.
Not all journalists have the penetration {
The proprietor of the late San jose Ad- <
ertiser. On retiring from the struggle he a
rites: I'VE entered the journal site field I
y business propositions; and on the same c
roposilion we know when it is time to n
l., and VIC are dead" a
The editor of Pacific slope paper has $
cen compelled to abandoa his typewriter v
M return 10 the goosc-quill and lcad-pcn- p
!. His ideas-thc scintillations OF genius d
to s;'eak-flowcd so rapidly that they il
t the machine on fire, and the insurance e
en- threatened to treble his rates it he did n
1t stop using it. ID
New York Dispatch: !Secms to me as y
ough all the rich men were made and =
I pp in business aforc my time,' was the 81
mark Ct sad-eyed Man in Chatham c'
rect. yesterday, and then, with deep q
yh, he added: ''There's no use n tryin'. q
otlin's left for feller nova days 'cept y
start a Monument Fund and be Treas u
er OF it,"