Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1876-12-06
HUHOROUs.

SIZE SIMPLY COUNTED THEM-"There Little Hin,
are just exactly real gentlemen dld you ever
in this audience" observed Chicago acts OF KIN
,,onng LADY to her escort as he came charmed cir
Iock eo h;s scot smiIing and chewing We love to
20 ~ &C., - hos,oa,, ants OF the n pers selves and
ou LII, ST,e 81; WI '''' - of them mai
Chow do you arrive at so definite fth - :,
number?" he softly inquired, as he can he re rem,
dropped INTO the seat. - >, ,.s brother, to O
by simpiy counting 'nem, ioP. it makes hOI
She, roguishly; when the eurCaIn A little DO
dropped last time, counted all who him at scho.
didn't have to 60 out to see man =" if he thinks
The young man started, hemmed, ana ment or tw
seemed very anxious to have the next down his ht
part OF the evenings performance start brightly up.
in.-Chicdgo Journal. 81 can get
says. That
A BEGGAR accompanied by his dog, brother and
stands at Paris street corner. He dis his heart t
plays placard: "Have pity on the an hour OF I
Hind % He is caught attentiyely re 81 don't 1
garding q coin dropped into his cup: out Drother
HAhi wan can see theno eyes" er little one
ssWhv tben tho n,acardYn II Ia not for "Sister, l.
myself beg. 1t is my dog who Is has rmn dow
Dhhd. .sa The little
IT Is difficult to explain the workings she watches
of the youthful mind. A boy who Will anxiety whl
listen indiferently to the suollmest V V1t sIi.cI.
truths of theology will be reused to the On, am
acutest interest by the progress OF receive II
caterpillar over the collar of the bald sSI % i al n
headed man in the pew in front of MIN. @Pr;nn, -
DANBURY school teacher has hit anu inen ai y
ingenious device Tor punlsnlnS Lonn5, -
children who laugh in school. one isb her task
stands them chair, with cloth If Mary
over their heads This knocks the evity ,yonId have
out of them, and adds nightly to the den. Snrel
scenery of the room.-Ddn6ury Ne,os. did than
don't trOub
LADY-"Are those the hardest Doo' one ali the
brushes you haveT Shopkeeper-On, the trifiing
yes 'm'm fact is m m they re generally Little act
considered too hard for boots, m m, and loving smi
are used BY laundresses to scrub gents with flower
shirts and collars, MN. They're the brighter an
hardest brushes made, m'm!" and He VIII
er," looks v
"FuSyY MONKEY" said Mrs. Parting and kind h
ton as she saw him patiently sitting, the weak b
ssbut he sets as if he had the plumbago
in the back, and 1 could wish there Pos-C
wuz more hair his reprehensible tail IN that eou
cannot yet believe, neither, that only hRhte'
they're our posterity." Ing ins n,ore no,,tar :.
rn.ry Crpscpuarp (excited and point- stand than
ing to an Objectionable artcle)-'W hat yUu nnH m
does tnat mean? Every statement is ene! San
false" Editor gazing refectvely at a rast ~
the artcie Ia q1 ,; ~. 10 a t,.no much ncliI
wohucr II ~ 'iio w." ~ to you you
graphical error. where VIII
- . toss it HpOI
DREAMY PHILOSOPHER has discovered living about
that mosquitoes animated by the people theI
souls of wicked men who have gone to looking on
their last account. If this Is so good do. and ha
many wicked mems souls are being are. But i
plastered up against bedroom walls. the postIn;
there, he al
"CAS YOU speak Gexman?" enquired Oh! he is
merchant of young gentleman ap- man n yo
nlv;no for the position of foreign had been V
respondent. 'N-o, not exactly was looking on
the reply; ''but have a brother VINO ne oh .
can play the German fute. %, VI ooai @
"PoMpEY, what am dat what goes I've a ma
when de Wagon goes, stops Mh.n Ie d letters or Il
Wagon stops, IL AIN ho use W " away, feell
Wagon, and the Wagon can go wmn- just drOpp
out t?' ~ glib it up, Clem.' "Why pocket In.
de noise, Cd course. the pOst-O
. wait until
NORWICH MAN calls himself on his the letters
card ga temperance boOtmaker." The safely in ii
need of temperance boots is apparent, away to be
and, though they're not generally dresses.
of,an ~ ysrv ~ tigbt Good ana
bert's faith,
ssI >rvrp did 500 such wind and boys who '
. ,, saiJ ha s.And nrav sir in He had obs
.o ;i M ,iJ ha ,-it ..since Won saw for the wO
- ~ -, - ,ho s,oru, 1,b.y might knew the
.ue u. - 80 r. ~, .srhe lid hIa,v md but he salt
.,'o'I i ~. ~ - ,, time.
the storm rose. In the ey
AT THIS season the question which Sas nut ~ =
interests a boy is not much whether senteS the
his life will be crowned with glory and YIeased at
honor as whether his new winter vest thanked h
is going to be made out of his fathers aside for a
old trousers. come NELL
BEAUTIFUL but blind young lady ;.% th se, 9,
| n, ~; & s 81, haohaInr ,,;ct.dIv room.
hearing TINS an ola oachelor ~ ~Wlckeuiy Just as
observer lhaI IL was no uii0ohito" his father
thlng ior people eyes 10 oe opeheu oy apple. wh
matrimony. sired him
s'Ir WAS too bad to sentence that sick Du., , la.
old man to prison for life, said SYM a6Pp Won
pathizing author at the close of trial. tho fresh
9'Yes poor fellow ~ said another; she tan ones fr
won th'e 10 ser'eout nai HIS seh'enee- with these
the room.
THEY tried to scare man in Missouri Eight da
by threatening to and feather him son to opeI
but he replied: s'Come on with your fruit. Rot
old tar; I've been there six times, and the one dee
I've got a receipt for washing it off," the others
The NOR:
"Ir Is CURIOUS" said Potter, "why be plain
men will nav a dollar to 90 into a snake dom impr
sbour when for a less srm exnended in citation wit
barre-house whisky they can get up ,los. @ ~ ",
whole menagerie of their own" ~ a,iag nGhts ~ a, a.;
"WHEN is the best time to pick applesT The Dog
ms IS very simple quesuoh. Inc ago a new
best time for such work is when the i'm Paris n,
farmer is not looking and there is no it was a
big dog in the orchard. between
scampering
"WHAT is a camp meeting?" asked a the way of
little boy of another. Scamp meeting, When so
said the other gravely; 'why, it's away from
place where they have Sunday every and there
day in the week. badly for {
On inqu
''WHAT a blessing it isl says hard was owned
working Chicago Irishman, ''that night him to go
niver comes on till late in the day exposed De
when man is tired and can't work any one OF theI
more at all, at all. aSiI u ;M no M Ia.
FRENCHMAN got exceeding angry "Is Cree
with a waiter at English hotel. of his fatl
''You rascal!" exclaimed he, 81 blow This morn;,
your nose for yoH.' Won ask sui
''wHAr did you give for that horsee' replied: I.
inquired friend. grease in
My note leave the t
''Cheap enough" press.
r,,v ,o,nn mon Nh ,,o,o and .,,o, Bertie:
his girl to accept ''bucket" of flowers xronn Y a.