National Republican., 1876-11-22

over half million of gallons ebbed away.
You need lump of ice now more than you
need anybody else's blood. You need It on
the top of your head.
Lost-somewhere between the 9TH Of No
vember and the official count-a President,
with very small majority attached. The
finder viii be rewarded with the gratitude of
forty million people by leaving the article at
the electoral college.
The Democrats claimed 1874 votes for Tilden
to begin with that were certain. They have
added to these Louisiana and Florida, and are
trying to scrape up one IN Vermont and
another in Oregon, and yet they want to
throw the election in the House. s-.g
"Chaos may come, ,"says the Chicago Times,
"but we are through with Grant" We
think not. To be frank, we know to the con-
trary. He will entertain you for three months
yet, and an entertainment more fraught with
interest you never sat down to before. Among
other things, he viii give you a fair count
and see that the man elected President is duly
inaugurated. .LrgEJCD -LEIE
Nothing forces young man to celibacy so
much as the existence of hard times and gen.
eral business depression. Far less marriages
have taken place during this month compared
with the corresponding month of last year.
Hayes election means q revival of business
and general prosperity, under the benign influ-
ence of which young men will be moved to
mate. Tilden's election means "labor out of
employment, industries languishing, and the
wolf, gaunt and rapacious, at the door of every
home in the land, ;" under the evil influences of
which young men will wear their Ulster over
coats right along to cover up their summer
pants.
The crimsoned -probocised bashi-bazouk Of
the Courier-Journal is brimful of hostility,
and threatens dire things If Tllden is not
counted in because he has a popular majority.
Harry Clay had q popular majority, but he
never was President, and Harry was the idol
OF the people. The bashi says: "Giving South
Carolina and Oregon to Hayes, Tilden has q
majority of sos 800 on the popular vote over
Hayes, and an electoral majority Of 23." Let
us see. Giving Tilden Louisiana and Florida
he would only have majority of II electoral
see double.
The Hartford (Conn.) Coura,rt had the fol
lowing significant paragraph few days since:
ga citizen of Providence, now resident of
London, telegraphed to friend at home that
In consequence of the reported election of TIL
den Confederate bonds were again quoted on
the London Exchange" That is nothing. A
man in Binghamton, N. Y, on Tuesday night,
the 7th instant, in the Democratic wigwam,
upon hearing the news of Tilden's supposed
election, made the announcement, with pride,
that he had 5000 worth of these bonds al d
was second cousin to JEFF. Davis. The latter
announcement ELECTED applause.
At Wheeling, W. Va, on the night Of the
14th inst, the adherents of "Tilden and Re-
form" had q grand torchlight procession.
Upon one of their banners was seen life-size
portrait of Wilkes Booth, the reverse side of
which bore the following poetical effusion:
"Hsre is to the nnger ..-...
That pulled the trigger,
That killed the man
That freed the nigger."
A Wheeling lady, in letter to friend in this
city, says: GAS the procession passed the
house where I was stopping they cheered lus-
tily for Booth, and whenever the banner was
exhibited containing his portrait it was vocif-
erously cheered. The negroes of the city were
told that Tilden meant to remand them to
slavery, and hereafter they must not ask pay
ment for their labor"