The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1876-05-26
LOCAL ITEMS,

NE tAiliSS al oO ho'N hhRh N'hN
young men can't pay their addresses,
so says the girls
-BosroN Il Hunt will sell at bottom
prices.
DEBr is a trap which a man sets,
and bats himself, and then deliber
ately gets into, catches fool.
Buy your Family Groceries al A. B. Gil
bert's cheap store.
AN absent minded girl the other
nigh; blew her lover out of doors,
and then kissed the lamp.
An extra nice Sugar Syrup Just received
At McClatchys,
A man mas eye Identified himself
with lamp post by running against
one and injuring his sight.
Something NICE, China Sets, of A
peices for $500 at II. d. McCutcheon's.
'WHAr would you do, madam, if
you were a gentleman Y Sir, what
would you do if you were one
Go 10 J.PLEAkE & Co., for your Sugar
cured Hams, dried Beet, Mackere dried Herring
HOLSTERS, Salmon, Sardines &c.
IT is with bachelors as with old
woe it is hard to get them started,
but when they do take flame they
burn prodigicusly.
-VARNIsHES below Atlanta prices, at WI
lam'- Drug Store
OLD bachelor Sheer would like to
know what kind of a broom the
young woman in the last new novel
used, when she swept back the rays
en- ringlets from her classic brow.
Call on l.. c. q w. c. Mcclellan and
buy pure Liquors and Wines for medical Use
in quantities 10 suit your wants.
"Charlie, my dear, come here and
get some candy" II guess | went
mind it Just now, mother replied
young hopeful; I've got in some TO-
bacco'
ICE CREAN-Will furnish Ice Cream every
day by the plate or gallon; will supply families
in any quantity desired will also freeze 1t when
wanted a. c. HEGGIE.
A GENTLEMAN meeting one of his
friends who was insolvent expressed
great concern for his embarrassment.
You are mistaken, my dear, sir,
was the reply. IT'S not |, tits my
creditors who are embarrassed
-BosToN Il HUNT are offering inducements
to cash customers, call and see them.
AN Irishman carrying cradle
was stopped by an old woman aud
thus accosted $50, sir, you have
have cot some of the fruits Of matri~
mony 7" "Softly, old lady, said he,
you mistake, this is merely the fruit
basket"
ALL that tail to get some New York cheese
that McClatchy has just received will miss some
thing EXTRA NICE.
A BUSINESS man who understands
the value of advertising, occupies an
entire page of a recent number OF the
London Meas in setting forth the ex
cellence of the goods exhibited by
him at the Centennial. His adver-
tisement is ia 64 different languages.
Canned Tomatoes, Salmon, Sc, for sale
at A. b. GilGerts store, very cheap
SIS YOUR father at home inqulr-
ed the man of the little girl who ad-
United him. is your name BlllT
she asked. "Some people call me
so, he replied. "Then he is not at
home, for | heard him tell John if
any bill came, to say he was no! at
home =
). p LEAKE& Go have just received
fine lot of Oranges also lot OF Peanuts Tor
seed, which they are selling al reduced prices
"Have you Children demanded
house renter. eyes, replied the
other solemnly, "six-all in the Gems
etery.' Better there than here
said the landlord consolingiy, pro-
ceeded to execute the desired lease.
In due time the children returned
from the cemetery, whither they
had been sent to have a nice play ;
but it was too late to annul the con-
tract.
-MEN and Boys Hats, for eost, at H. d,
MCCUTCHEONs
A FATAL BET.-In Petersburg,
Virginia, Henry Hobbs, a colored
man, made bet Of FIVE dollars that
he could drink a quart of whisky at
draught He drank the whisky,
but Immediately fell into stupor,
and died in a few hours. Many
whisky drinkers reach the same re-
suit by slower process.
-MCCLATcIGY has complete varied stock
give him a call and yoG will be sure 10 see
something that you want.
WORRIES eat the life away. They
gnaw and bite wrinkles into the
face, and bring gray hairs on the
head, and half the time they are not
only absolutely needless, but absurd.
Why, in the name of all that is sem
sible, can we not wait until the
draught of sorrow is forced to our
lips, and not run needlessly at the
cup of gall and wor mwood
"A splendid lot Of Coffee, Sugar, and Sy-
rup At 4 b. GlbeIt's store on Cherokee 81.
For SALE a large Stock Of Blank Books, Sc
| lpcted TO suit the wants Of every one, al the
Drug Store OF DR.. G. W. WILLIAMS.
A singular spectacle was witness
ed at Niagara Falls one day last week.