Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1876-11-17
published every Monday, Wednesday and
Friday morning. bY
FRANK KENYON.
TERMS:
Chats by the Way.

Tea Is cheaper than ever before.
A little praise upsets little mind.
A mustard plaster is warm per-
sonal friend.
Striped stockings are giving way
to plaids.
He who lives without folly Is not
so wise as he thinks.
Boston planted twelve thousand
trees last summer.
The voters in Italy number only
$4,000 in $4,000, 900 population.
A Hartford negro's feat is to drive
naii into the wood with his fore
head.
At this time of the year, the mos
quito feels that he has outiivea hi,
usefulness.
A country girl ask 1t opera boutfe
is anything like donat:nu party.
Chicago communists have started
daily paper.
Wright. f,rmers are putting il a.
unusually large wheat crop.
"I'll let you OFF easy this time ~
the horse said when he threw his
rider into the mud.
Waste af wealth is sometimes re-
trievei; wasteot aaalta seldom Waste
of time never.
Why was Sir john Frankie like y
horse doetari Cause he was yet-
eraa airy Sir J3aa - ha ~use -
lpnilatiel~,hia 3aiietp.
Columhus VAS tae tgst nu J1 e,-
t.bllsh aa irou touatigy 10 America.
He east an aucaor.
The Buif.i, police census give tae
city l43,jo3 lnhaoitaut~, aiaos IL,
oo1 more taan last year.
Fare,ga visitors tnncede the sup"
r,outy OF hi, cbuu,rv IN two p'.nE~
-ag,teG- a3j ian.a summer
ca. t.a, tn"N - /.
.au , -,'n "hcn 200
.a.. N .} "a Sa'ri.
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Ip l. r,u>ed
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',,s.
Ma as z Aus are often dull in
society; AS the uiazlns meteor when
it descends to earth is only \ stone.
-Longteliow.
The following notice appears in a
s,reet-car at Plymouth, England: ::
"No dogs except ladies lap dogs al
lowed in the car"
There are almost 2,4O0 national
banks. in existence, and If they
won't discount your paper at one
you can pass on down the liue.,
The prisoner who escaped from u
Texas Jail, stole locomotive and
made Il 60-mile run and clear es-
cape, will be given u medal II he
will only send his postoiiice address
to his late jailer.
Gov. Hayes happened to be on a
railroad train III Ohio Il few days
ago when vote was taken ON the
Presidential question. When the
canvasser approached him he said,
~ have no vote this fall"
"Why don't you stand up there
like a mani" asked New York ma
gistrate II drunken fellow ar
raioned before him Il can stand
up we'll enough, your honor, but l
can't make my boots stand up.
.How we'll he plays for one 50
Young" said Mrs. Partington, AS tue
organ boy aud his monkey per-
formed near her door; "and how
much his little brotler looks like
him, to be sure.
"Did you think of ms while YOU
were gonel'tenderly asked II woman
of her husband, who mad just got
back FROM Florido. He said he did
once. II was whea he saw an a.
ligator's jaw.
An Illinois man is disyasted With
hard money. He carried Il Soverei q
in his pocket for f'urtssa years, "at
In his attempt to mass II the oihei
day he discovered 1t was q coun'er
felt.
A servant maid wlo was occupies
in picking her mistress cabnaSeS
took the oppartanity OF eaoeagine
her mistress pickles, saying ii mad
NO difference.
Coal is thu 'produc, of the car
boniferous age, says The LaNel
Courier, and pr.le aga'ess are prom
bly, the product OF the maeii-sg'
10 Gu urier is oa M rampage.