The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1876-04-28
NUMBER 8.
Miscellaneous.


GLOW one thing brings mp anotherr'
said a lady. absorbed in pleasing retro
spection. Yes" replied the practical
Dohbs, IAN emriic, for instance"
Now they say the report of that show
or of flies in Canada is true enough if
yon knock the 'tf" of of flies. They
often have such showers in Washington
Vickshnrg Herald.
Wanted, at this Office, abont fnnr
bushels of poems on Spring" Our Of
fee boy, who sells the waste paper, wants
to raise money 10 go the Centennial
oPening.-LVieksburg Herald.
Letters directed to Horace Greeley are
still received frequently at the Tribune
Office. They may reach him eventually
by way Of the dead letter Office, however.
I Buffalo Express.
A musician in Elkhart adverti-es to
give instruction in music "from first
principles TO througbbore. An inter.
view between the teacher and proof.
reader has probably taken place ere this.
The New York Sun knows Of gen.
eral in the army who hasn't been clear
If debt for thirty seventy years. A De-
iroii butcher says he knows Of lots Of
men who would make good generals.-
Detroit Free Press.
A high-toned New York woman won't
button her own gaiters. because It's low
business. But -he might elevate il con
siderably by pntting her foot on the
nIanile-piece when she buttons her shoe.
Viek-burg Herald.
An Iowa woman has a kettle cast in
1853. But unless that kettle was once
tied to the tail of George Washingfon's
dog, it doesn't possess enough historical
interest to be sent TO the Crntennial.-
Vicksburg Herald
"Sappho was about the first woman
who struck a Tyre. There may have
been other women as able ~ herself bot
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name il Peter sir secondly r., ,,ra
f,shnal carpet cleaner and wnitewasLer.
furdcmo,' doesn't compete for s;cb
Jobs. sah,r
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bic to eat his breakfast next uoruing
when he found the printers version Of
the matter staring him in the face. thus.
"Tbe British Lion Skatipp in Main. 8
Tho Tr,i., oh..-. .,c
ator HamIi,,s id.a ar -.
of po.,aI ,.baro,os ~ C,tl,,,,.. atI.a.o..Ii
have a one.ce,, s,,,,r c,r oi.onta;.
two-cs,t s,a,n, fo. so.t.J 1.,,a;-,
cent stamp for newsuapair and orea,
big frank for Senatair. Hmm. Ham
lin, rip and tear, Go for the fr;endless
newspapair!"
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= ~ iiHe l'hf'isahf-- 7" men II Is biased.
H"' "ne" n II iiHe topef!-" men II Is
".'' ~" "nen Is u iiNe '"e sans o. a
mp 'eh i is 'rIln'nen' W men Is I
INC season OF lhe year!-N hen II ls
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-" u" "Pee''n'ous "'' ingenious tramp
l'"N 'e'' 'he e"'"red population OF
'"rse'""n' eNa9' poor in PoeKet ana
'oit ~ "ouy oy lh'tia'ihg thein' AZ TWO
dollars ana nall head, into "a lodge
oi FREE MaFons.' The principal part OF
the ceremony next 10 paying lhe fee,
consisted IN tying the candidate to ta'
ole' 'ace do"nwerd' ana branding him
WIN not POKER
If | kept school / think I'd try tn
make eVerVoody nave good time; Tor
u Children get mad, they wont learn.
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