The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1876-11-15

YER who defended hlm deemed 1tpOllte
TO say that he was cowardly. Mr..
Pine publishes this card II would an
nounce to the citizens Of Henderson
and especially to Termed gentleman
who pronounced me a coward before a
Jury, that If he will take the trouble
to select his friend and repair on the
other side Of the river, the matter can
easily be decided who is the greater
coward of the two" Hln
A young lady recently started a
real. estate agency in Chicago, and
cleared $500 in the FIRST month On
the same street is the Office of Miss
Ellen Culver, for eight years the Chi
cago menager of the large real estate
business done BY the Baltimore mill
ionaire, Mr.. Hull. Miss Culver has 300
tenants in charge and collects her rent
promptly, without making enemies
among those who have to pay, which
il more than men could do. t-r
A California man was married in
double-quick time the other day.
Taking his afianeed with him, he
drove In a buggy 10 the residence of
Justice of the peace, where he halted.
The justice then went on with the GER
emony, ordering his twain in the car.
riage ID join hands, and in minute
from the time the buggy drew up to
the justices door, the newly married
couple we're off in their eCuipage again.
He had slipped on his coat and hat
and got as far as the gate when his
wife overhauled him. 81 want you to
help me take in the plants" she cried
after him "there'll be frost tonight.
"L.et the plants go to pot" he snap
pishly responded, with a darkening
face. Then he gave her a startled
look, softly smiled, and she smiled,
and then he returned.
A Boston woman had prepared to
elope, but when her husband, hearing
of her intention, came toward with his
check. book and offered her money for
her expenses, while his face was illumi-
mated with unbounded joy, she cOnsid-
cred the matter and concluded, not to
go. It took all the romance away.
The power of the press has just been
shown in new form in England.
A gentleman's name was struck from
the polling lists at Gotham, because
the Times had published notice of
his funeral, though another gentleman
positively testified that he was alive
and on the continetl
Some of the stylish Beacon street
girls of Boston are giving dinner par
ties, doing the necessary cooking with
their own fair hands, There will be a
brighter promise for che country when
American girls generally take pride
in such general achievements. f
Papers with "patent outsiders" have
lately been declared by courts both in
this State and New Jersey to be not
proper mediums for the publication OF
legal advertisements, inasmuch as they
are not printed 'in the county" in
which the interests affected by such
advertising exist.
The Park Commissioners at Phila-
delphia have decided to let the Main
Building of the Centennial Exhibition
remain permanently in its present
position, for the purpose of perma-
nent exhibition. This decision gives
very general satisfaction.
A gleam Of delight passes over the
anxious brow Of housekeeper, like a
wintry sunbeam falling across a stock
yard, as she sees the flies that have
made hfea burden tn her fattened
hopeleSsly against the ceiling with
ehilblaiAs, soC zlr lgto.za
In Quebec, theyother day. a. clergy
man seized bride as security for the
non-payment of his fee by the impecu-
nious bridegroom, and the husband
had to give security for the $1.25 ere
heicoald obtain his spouse.
AFeverend divine, who was but a
$3.50 preacher, being called upon ac-
eidentally for a sermon, asked q
friend what he should preach about,
to which the other cody replied,
@'About 1--WE minutes"
The number ofCentennial envelopes
issued by the Post Office department
up tordate was about 85,000,0O0 The
issuing Of these envelopes win be dis
continued as soon as the Centennial
Exhibition closes. sa.as, a-a
A lady resident Of Houghton, Mich.
igan. as-segsnty dress patterns o
various hues and styles which have
lain 10 her bureau drawer for the past
ten years. Some day, she says, she'll