Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1876-01-22
ca eSSy 6i a Smor SkooI boy.)

addum wors ther fust chile tibet wors
ever born inter Their wurl, he muster ben
q boy sum time ur luther, as men genly is
durin thare infunsy an chile hood, the
roomer that he worsunt bora till AFTER he
wors to ole ter spank issunt reglar, an
doan believe it he muster ben the durn-
dist lunsumiSt infunt in the wurl Spose
the erly years Nv his chile hood muster
ben spent a yellin an howlin an a kicken
OFF the bed close an a sain wunt be cors
he diddunt hav no buddy to spank him,
an diddunt no how menny drops NV parry
gorrick he orter take to a doas. when he
wors northin butter smorl boy he went a
roun corlin annermils names an a cuttin
up jess if his bak itched fur ayeller burch
twig. unkel tormus seq wen he wors bout
nine yeers ole he went doun to nod to the
forth NV Jewly orl alone an wen he got
thare nuther smorl boy Civ him bunch
Nv ingy crackers ter eat; but vile addum
wors tryin ter stuff UNI inter his cote tale
porkit, Their luther boy he tuched UNI OFF
with lusifer match an tina buStid orl ter
wonst, an addum got jess MAIDS he cud be
bccors wen he looked roun the luther boy
wors hQldin the en- NV his thum to the
en- NV his nose an a snickrin jess. tite Sc
Good smoker, this wors the fust time adj
dun fonn out he wors neckid, but unkel
tormuS SEES thare worS q soshul prejerdiss
aginSt taylirs at that time, an the wether
wors orfool hot an so addum he KEEP mum
he MART unmarit woman by the naim
Of eve witch he fell in luv with one da
vile she wors a lecterin to a cornveu-
ton Nv feemail hipper potter misses at a
rites. he skortid her hum that very mite
an popped the question Jess fore tina cum
to the chips in the ole mans dore yard
but orltho she luved him she diddunt no
his folks, as the poet SEE, an worntid to
mary for persition so she tole him to skat
an not Civ her emmy more Nv his sars but
he plade it on her, as unkel tormus says.
she had q orfsol worrit bout the humps,
an he made her believe that if she MART
him she coodunt hav um-nort a mump,
becors she had addum. On. b. this is the
FIRST joak on reckird. s. b. } so thay got
MART an Went to raisin gardin sass an
froot for livin, an wors layin up proper
ty, wen one da thay went out inter the
gardin tn pluc sum froot an Vegetables fo1
tea, witch thay expected cumpny frum nod
addum he clum tree an eve she sot down
onto a mush mellon to koch the froot. adj.
dunn skraped his shin on not an so he
got mad at eve, an sed he woodunt be
bosse1 roun by orfun an he tuck thun
drin CRATE borldwing an throde it doul
Jess tite's he Good jump, wen eve sor til,
borldwing a cummin she reached doun t.
git hole NV the lower corners NV her aprul
so ter koch the borldwin, as wimmin or
lus duz, an she sor that she diddunt ha'
no cloze on nuther, an she wors orfu
bashfool like an went strate hum an wen
to bed an pulled Their quilts orl up owe
her he'd an sed if addum come inter tina
house inch without dressin his SET shed
glitter bill an she tole the hired girl tina
she (Mrs. addum) shoodunt be ter hun
in case nv corlers, till she got sum cloz
but addum wors little short on for greer
baks jess then an Threatened to- go Ii
= with his arnt sarar so eve let him in al
: thay cormpmized as follers: he, to war
a paper collier an pare NV cavelry boots
an her to ware fig leef jumper an par
Nv ingy rubbeG ear rings ontil arfter tn
hort wether wors over. unkel tormus SCI
tina gat alorng fust rate arfter that ornt
: tina morgidged THAR place an went tie
raisin Kane, fore tina got able. unke
tormus is cluss stewdent Nv Sklipter, a
: he swairs thare worsunt no snakes abou
it an orl thare trubbles worS corsed /
tharc burned cuttins up, an lynn bout il
no more at present frum
, SAMwELL BUBB,
: his peas.
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