, 1876-06-10

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"Is it very wrong to cheat lawyer :"
was recently very ably discussed by the
members of debating society. The con
clusion arrived ut was that it was not
wrong, but impossible.
II has been usually conceded that man
and wife are one, but We know man
and wife who are ton. The wife says she
is one and her husband - uaugbt. Thus
one and naught make ten
The Methodist preacher at Gordon,
Georgia, has run away from that piacc,
because, as is reported, he was detected
in an attempt to violate the laws OF COD
and mau. The woman 10 the case liz
black. .-
A postal card was rece;ysd at the post
office, the other day, with the following
address in German: To my cousin,
who lives miles from Rochester on IL
farm Of 40 acres, tho care run through
his lind and he has tsRcd heifers."
A strung-mindedS weman in Detroit
marie the following gentle reply to poll
ticisn who had calsst &C her house 90 get
her husband to go to the polls AID
vote: 4" No, sir; he can't go. l,e's
washing now, and he's going to iron to-
morrow and il be wasn't doing any
thing he could nss 70. 1 ran this ere
hoase, ! do; md n anyone votes it'll
be this same woman" ~.
A-ssper processioS entered Dayton Ne
Fk9s, the other day. Five Cinnamon,
each carrying big stick Of cord WOOD
on bis shoulder, marched up the princi
pal street, and white man, shotgun in
hand, brought up the rear, following the
men TO the calaboosc. Tho white man
was the watcher Of the Dayton wool
piles, and having caught the Cinnamon
stealing the choice sticks, marched them
before the authorities with the evidences
Of their guilt in their possession.
Emperor William on his way 10 Cobrug
brcaktastcd in EisenaGh. Around the
table were chairs and sof with cush.
ions, The Emperor as6ed the head
waiter for whom tho sosa was placed
there. "For your" Imperial Majesty"
said the waiter "rass h away re-
piled the monarch. "sSd give me chair
like tbe'eihers.'' This Incident is cbar-
acteristic of tho Emperor, who will not
submit, when travelling, to be distiu-
guished in any way from his retinue.
Visitors to the Centennial are to 10
registered by telegraph. BY an ingen-
ious centrivance every one Of the eighty
tu.astiles set ut the several entrances Of
the grounds will be connected by wire
With dial in THO main office. When "a
person enters through ,urnstile he ID
instantly registered on this dial. At any
instant Of the day, therefore, it will be
possible TO klpaw, by gi0ncing az tho
dial the exact psnsbcs of the people who
have entered the grOuads.
LARSE TREE. -Elwen & Son, o. their
logging camp on the Snoqualmie, have
lust cut and pu. in the water some very
large logs. The tree wss 400 fee: in
height. The first log above the stump,
twenty-five icat in length. measured
sevensy-six inchcs in diameter, and seal
et seven thousapd feei. Three l1gs Of
rropC Crs0uabIu size veEe taken from she
sane 'Iee; the top, owing 10 the Unt4
yorallt nature OF the grOuna on which i:
fell, they were unaO,c 10 ge. This is n
very .srge tTee tor this psr' Of ibe Tor.
but i1signihcan: in size, Nben rontras;cG
with some 6f;h, giants iha: abound il
tic :ir.ber regions Ok California. Few.
howeVar, OF the tr e~cils ever 1.:g.n i
,.'gc- size,