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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1876-08-24
wheeling Lave. stoelE. Market.

WHEELING, August ISL The,following
arc the arrivals at the Christman House
yards during the past week; and the prices
received for thsm by Dillon 4 Co., COM
! CATT1E-Arriyals, 50. head; sold al 9}la
Axe per h.
Iods-Ariyals, A head; sold at 50 $50
Cows-Quoted at s95a4o per head.
sHRRr-Arriyals 10 head quoted at S1aA
LAMBS Arrivals: 80 head; sold at AKA
&c per ID. v .Bsali1 H.lf' IfL
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BY TELEGRAPH.


NEW YoGK, August 2S.-MoNEY-ClOsea
easy at l1Ia2 per cent Prime mercan'
tile paper 3a4 per cent. Custom receipts
$4,000. The Assistant Treasurer. dis
bursed $4,000. Clearin6a $4,000, 900.
Sterling firm at $i.s71ISa4.s9.
GoLD-Opened at llON and closed at
1I01f bid. Carbohydrates 1Eu1 per cent.
BORROWING 9 per cent 10 llat.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1876-08-24

PITTSBURGH, August 9S.-Petroleum-
Quiet and steady; crude s. 90 at Parkers
refined 19Ika19kc,. Philadelphia delivery,
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4FIMAMcIAE.

This Bank IL organized and prepared TO transact
the business Of banking In all ID details.
Itsucceods the First National Bank Of Wheeling
Is owned by the Bame shareholders and u under ths
aame management. .,..y.
By carefully regarding the interests Of ih Cortee;;
poudonta and Dep0dt0Fs, and BY prompt and
faithful execution Of their wiAhe1 II hope1 70 er'
their esteem and confidence. .FI..
Notes and Bills discounted. w.
Collections made on al point, Throughout thG
United States.
Dsposit Accounts subject 10 check at dght re-
eeiyed from BankS, Bankers, Firms, CrUorationi
and IndiyIdualA. ..
Certificates Of DepOdtisuOd payable on demand
or at hxed datps.
Interest allowed on Special Dtposs.
.rF.p gs' pIRRcToRs; e.
4 lJAeob s. Rhodes, VIM. A. Turner, .
George Adams, John l. Hobbs,
Geo. W. FfanIheim, o. c. Dewey.
Henry II! HAYpar, myH.dAE
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80 70 OOlThrea nonthh-''''''s1 X X
PC n; 'i'.'''''''' 0Olnns nonth....s..'.,t; ~
T,ciiy@ed BY Carrlers In CITY ioS P'E VEGA
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Ru,Inss, Letters for Us should 30 aae, q "a.
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No. stops at all stations between Wheeling and
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rur tSTELlGENCER will present daily The
M 49, in all departments, from NIL quaTters O
tbs world, ~ well - complete record Of Local
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" And an extn copy to Per'on se.uns W S4uo' :.
EsTho above PreSs are iaT MnnsS 's,1 mi N
our CUTIE n.Iihsf q theIG can 10 procured, send ths
',aSSy IN ! registered Letter. ..r.r.
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lTERMs---$i 50 4 YEAR INVARIABLY in ADVANCE
. tlaaWIRr AND BURR.

] III sketch of W William Writ The INV
Journal gives All account Of Aaron lsurr,s
trial: .Burr's COUNSEL were Martin (asigt.
Aerl0f the DeelAfation of Independence. J
John WickhaM, aud llenjanlin Bo,ts; but
he was his own most effective counsel, and
bore himself with the same self possession,
acutenoss, and tigor which ae would have
displayed III d c,.dse 10 wiich lie was inaif-
rent. " irt and Rny were the leading
counsel for tho Governments. Ibs foreman
u the jury was John lsandolph. Among
the witnesses was Andrew Jackson. III the
Barns spectatorssat two young lawyers who
afierward labanioned the profcssiois Of law
.---sAesonr fonthatof arms aud the other foi
that Of letters. aud became respectigcly the
most brilliant suljier and the most cele-
bratsd author in this country during the
first half IL this cemury-- Winfield Scot,
and Washington Irving The Atterindeed,
appeared ut Richmoud on retainer Of a
friend Of Burr Yhu thought that the Young
LAWYERS pen might prove seryiccablc &, the
accused. The talent and beauty Of Rich
lnond crowded the benches. The RIch>
mo,td ladies. il We credit Irving, obelient
70 the scriptural injunction, love yonr one-
mics, were On Burr side during the trial,
for he says mot q lady, believe. 10 aic!l.
nlona whatever may be her husbands 5 SEN
tiinents ontbe subject, who would not re-
ieice at seeing Colonel Burr az liberty.
Such was the audieEce to which Writ ad.
dressed the speech that rendered him fa-
nous--a speech Compounded Of a Keen 10.
gic which commanded The respect Of the
great Chief Justice. and a pathos which
melted the Rirhmond beauties into tears
only les piliable than. thpse If Blsunerhns.
eett's wife, which miusied at midn gh. with
the nintry 0hio.'
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07
nE KIND no THE AGED.

Age, when whitening loF the to,nh, j. q
worthy Object or reverence. The passions
have c.ased--hnprs u self lave ceased.
They iinser wi,lftbe young and oh, how
careful should ihe Young be 10 reward
them with teldrl affection and with the
warucst love, 10 diminish llle chill oleb.
bing life Tie slartats looked an rev.
ersn,i;.l respect for old aye as a leauti!ul
tIldt of character. d. Kind 10 illslse who
are IN Tie autumn Of life, Cor you know
not what suilerings lley may have en-
durcd, nor how much Of itmay still be
their porliou. do they seem unrcasonably
10 iind fault or murnlur? Allow not your
anger 10 kindie against thems rebuke
them not, iur doubtless many haVe been
the crosses aud trials Of earlier years, aid
perhaps their dispositions. while IN the
springtime Of life, were less ilrxillc than
your osn. Do they require ai,g Then
render Il chrerfally. Forget not that the
lIne may come when sou may desire the
same assisla ance FROM ulhrs that you rem
der 70 them. Do all tliatis necdfnl fol
tie old. AMI 10 |: with alacrity, and think
not hard II much i required u your
hands, lest ~llrn age sets its seal upon
yuur lsow, anal llllu uyowllnhswilll lrclnb.
llnk: others n,ay wait lmwilling. and tevl
relicsed when Tile collin discovered you
forever.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07
THE BEST PAPER. TRY IT.
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POSTAGE RRRE.

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~ rs nfsr,r tti5n fsri tiHiiig - the tndsit ~,
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ln.rnitans Nrs tmlileiaent-. New Irpssssest
aaa imgrvsci lndnstfies q Al Aind- l-r,il'
Nutr<. Keripes. suggestions sud .Adyiee. ~
Pr4tsrai Mriiefs, tT WefAmrn and employers
- Tss A. xTIgiC 4 KERfClT q he cheap
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sagrsslngs u new machinery and h2sel m'e'-
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The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07
WHAT THE MICROSCOPE REVEALS

\ learned man tells US Of an insect, seen
with the microscope, OF which twenty~ssycn
million woald unly equal mite.
r. Insects of Various kinds may be seeu in
tie cavities of q grain Of sand,
Mould is forest Of beautiful trees with
the branches, leaves, aud fruit.
Butterflies are fully fealhered.
Hairs Are hollow tubes.
s The surface Of our bodies is covered With,
scales like iisll i single grain of sand would
cover ole hundred and ilty uf these scales,
aud yet d scale covers i've hundred pores,
Through these narrow openings tho pers?i-
Ration fvrses itself like water through q
sieve.
Zach drop Of stagnant water contains a,
world Of living creatures swimming with as
much liberty as whales in the sea. !.
Zach Leaf has n colony of insects grazing
upon il like cows on meadow. IS.
Yes, even the ugliest plant that grows
shows some remarkable property whers
closely examined.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07
THE LoRDs rocKEr nook.


whose pocket book isil,at which yoI
carry ? salJ a friend 10 a business man, as
he drew n well illled waIle. frUn, hispocket,
why my own, OF course. Whose else
could Il beg' was the prolupt reply.
10 whom the pocket book belongs 10
the Lori, guess the pure Is hisalso.'
We'll, said the man thoughtfully, y
hops do belong 20 the Lord, but your
remarks throws new lightoD this snblcct'
II never Impressed me before. as it does
lust now, ilp,t iam to carry and use this
noclel bonk, Aiy ppcket lspk,' ~ my
Lord ,tlr.c,s. Imust think this mattel
.us lar conicss honestly ! never have
looked atil III the light IN which you
place II. The Christian GivcF.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07
odd Series, Vol. Sc.
NIIlNINH.

II y n 4 4. M IA
There Is d class Of people IN this world
BY no menus sluall-7- whose prominent pecu..
liarity is whining. They whiue because
they ure poor; or, rich. because they have
no health to er,joy their riches; they whine
because they have no luck.'' and others
prosperity exceeds theirs; they whine be-
cause some friends have died. aud they are
living they waine hccausethey have aches
and pains, aud they have aches and pains
because they whine. and they whine no
one can tell why. Now, We would like TO
say word to those whininglpcrsons. First.
stop whining--it is no use. this everlasting
complaining, irotting. fault-dnding and
whining. Why, you are the most delpded
se.of creatures hat cycriised Do you know
that it is wclsettled principls Of phy-
siology aud common sense that these habits
are more exhausting to nervous vitality
than almost any other violation Of ply
siolugical law ?And do you know that life is
pretty nueltas yoa make ita You can
make ID bright aud shiny, or you can make
it d4ra and shadowy. This life Is only
meant to discipline us--to tit us.ior higher
and purer state Of being. Then stop whin-
ing and lrctling, and 60 oD your way re-
Joiclng. tlt sakHiE 8 t#a se
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07
IAN ANECDoTE OF JllEE IlIsoN.

= q Ya4 y aft a s f4a0
Mr.. Thomas Kelso Of fBalfimore, Is over
Illiuety, and renlensbers many ofthepharac-
tens OF the earliest days Of the Union.
Among his "reminiscences isthe following.
"Shprtly after Thomas Jefferson was
elected President heb came to Balliplore.
IAnDmber OF gentlemen na.lel arrange
lmen:s 10 meet him at the Fountain Inn.
A large party was gathered at the Iun.
They waited an.l waited, but saw no signs
lot the expected guest. A gentleman came
lin witiIa pair of saddle bags aud flsked for
a f0om. He WAS told that there was ilo
room foroutsiders to-day asshe President
twas expected Som afterwards 'eeitle7
nmn walked up aud asked for the Presi,
dent. Hcwas toId That lie had hot yet
rome. "Wliy lie was seen walking down
this way with his saddle bags They all
went up 10 the Indian Queen aud in
gnired for Jefferson, but the proprietor
knew nnthing about him. He said M Oil
farmer with . pair Of saddle bags had
come tl,cre a while ago and taken il room.
Epon inyestigationi was disc, vered to be
SIR. Jefferson. They then begged him 10
return 10 the Fountain Inn, where ample
preliaratiolls had been made for his reeep-
tioii; but lie declined, saying lie had asked
or arooni there and tney ioid him they
had Doiie. NJ they could not give u cpm-
,iull I,rnier u rooirl. be saw no reason why
the President sllDuldbe more layprably
trcated. OH another occasion, while Pre-
sident, hr. Jriierson gave a dimIer.tp the
foreign ministers. One Of the diplomats
thought ne ln,d been awarded an impro-
per position at thetabie, and in The morn
ing they determined TO call Oh the l'resi.
dent aud stale their grievances. Hearing
of their coming. he s,t. in his room with
ilis slippers OIL. When they reached the
presideat's honse he put one boot on, and
taking the other in his lland, went out
and invited them mi. Take seats, gentle.
men, We have 10 ettiqurlte here; W. ar,
iglI common citizens Tie ambassador:
were tliunierslruck, aud wisely concluded
thsi il would be useless 10 broacll lae sub
Ject' ..a
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

Iohn Grace vas ~ Old iiinerant preacher
who denied himself worldly comforts,
aud Who suffered persecution for thirty
years. on approaching ali English village,
where lie desired 10 preach, lie was taken
n ofa fever. a man more h,In~n thai,
IN. r~t wont 10 him. aud asked hlni,
what he would have. Water y
wus brourh. lie drank aud saht a
sball sd..,. drink II the river. the rIfeani
s,,,clol nI,skrtif slall tfe city ofcicd.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07
now GIRLS ARE MaDE PRETTY.

z il
School and Home says: The Hindoo
girls arc graceful aud exqaisltely formed.
From their earliest chi!9hood they are ac-
ctistomed to carry burdens on their heads.
The water for family use is always brought
by tie gi.ls in eartiern jars, carefully pois-
cd in this way. The exercise is said tn
strengthen the muscles Of the back, while
the chest is thrown forward. No crooked
backs are seen in Ilindo.tan. DR.. Henry
Spry. one Of the compan, medical officers.
SAYS that this cxercise Of carrying small
vessels If water on the lead mightbe ad-
yantageonsly introduced into our boarding
school and private families, and that it
might entirely supersede the present maehi-
merry Of dunn bells. back boz rds, skipping
ropes. &c. The young lady ought % be,
taught to carry the jar, as these ilinloo
women do. without ever touching it with
her hands. The same D, aciice Of carrying
water leads to precisely the same results in
the south oi Spain and III the south of Italy,
as in India. A Neapolitan ien,gle peasant
viii carry on her head vessel full of wa,
ter to the very bfim over rough road and
not spill drop Of il. aud the acquisition of
this art or knack gives her the same erect,
and elastic gait. aud the same expanded
chest aud well foimed back and shoulders.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07
Il PEOPLE Will TALK,

fEOPLE WILL IAlsh.
You may get through The world,
R,l twill lse very slow,
Ii you listen TO all
That Is said as you 90;
You'llbe worried and trelled,
Aud kept la a stew.--
For me,ldlssome Tongues
Must have something 10 do, |
Aid people will talk
"a Ifquiet and modest,
You'll have itprcsunlad
That your hniui,Ic posiliou
isohiy assllne,l--
Yau'le a wolfe in sheeps clothing
Ol else you're fool,
But don't get excited
Keep perfectly eDI-
For people viii talk.
f Anu " SVu sHDN
The iralSt bol,Iiiess of heart
Or slight ineiinatioIisf
10 take your OWN l'art.
They will call you All upstart,
Conceited and vain,
But keep straight ahead
Duait stop Ia exulailI--- - 4... ..#
For people will talk.
Ifilneadbare your dress,
OR old fashioned your bal,
Some vii, urely
Take nolicc " that,
Aud hint ralhcrsl strung
That you cant l,ay Your way.
Bnt don't gel excited
Whatever they ssly--
For people wili,alk.
Lyon dryrs ia the fashion $
Don't think toesral'e,
For tliry crilicisc then
Ia d dillcrciit al,ale;
You're ahead Of ynnr means,
Or your tallnr's unpaid,
ls,H ilind ysilr b.l-inessa-
There's losgi 10 be nla,le--s
fUr fseol,,c will talk.
Now. il,c best way 10 ,lv
IL l0.,laas yOu please;
For sour mind, you have one'
Will thvn b. IT aase.
or course you VIII meet
With all soits " abmsc;
But .ion't think 10 stop them Nv
II ain'i any use--
For people will talk.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

George. my darling George. prnmisc
me one thug. said the young bride Of ouly
y month. as she threw her arms around her
husbands neck aud gazsJ anxiously into
his face. What l. il precious = be asked
as lie drew bor to his bosom. l'romse.,pe
depr. George. that you will not become
Presidential candidate. Why. MY darl-
mg, that y asking good deal. he replied.
aud hls ceuntcnanre larkencd. There are
Jones, SmIth, and Brown. aud, in fact. all
the best people-they are candidates. You
wan: me 10 be sUIncb, dy. don't yau =
!. fes, yes, George. lido. ! do said the
young wife. bursting into tears; but all
the nesfnapefs will tell how big my feet
arc. aud you know folks never think that.
any body 'sfcet may 10 good shaped il they
arr large.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

The old Hebrew cabaiistic legend Of Li-
lith. the trst wiic Of Adam, il told By NJ
D Conway in his lecture un tie Devil. 10
language which i Is beautiful as a finished
ppcln. She was cold. las.ionless, splcn.
did beauty. with wowlrnus golden lralr.
She was created Adam's equal in every res.
pect, aud therefore properly enough rcIus-
"a 10 obey him. Fnr this She was driven
from the Garden cf Elen. aud Eve was ere.
atcd. made o order. 70 70 speak. Of one ol
Adaln's ribs. Then the golden haired
l.iliih, jealous enrngcd. pining iur her hrst
homo IN Paradise. entered 10 tao form Of a
serpent crcpt sntc the Gar,lcrIof Eden aud
tempted Adam and Eve to their destruo.
liUu.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

The greatest exhibition Of courage ever
set Witnessed is that made BY the blushing
maiden. when she goes up TO the altar III
tue Heaven. directed lulillment Vt woman's
hoiiest mission. Ii i The grand turning
point Of her life. Her home ballowed
with tie dearest reminlseeneescs of her
juyous past; the holy eoupanisDship q
mother and sisters; the protecting care Of
iather aud brothers; all must De surrHn.
derrd. must be le!t forever The future
l. unknown to her. aud full Of a Thousand
pcrils. But love is gh len shirld, aud
placing her hand within that Of her chosen
one. she locks up brayely into his face aud
prunounccs hor own magnificent apvtheosis
10 hcroism 10 this sublime uiterance the
past has been bright, happy aud beautiful;
but the future | can trust aud share with
sou. @
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

\ Young man ~llo knows III about il
slaits llat biz experience Las TAUGHT hin,
uiat d iiirt Is u i,nl Who delights IN 1oo.Inp
fodl-. aud tie f-i wIai~ i.ple,ll,y scsil 4
TOOL i iI'e i'.s,iirl,ed Mud ofa lool.
Tmo women of Michigan. have s ut
M,S. Gfant Nv" dnllarsin hel? toward ~ !.
f,g oIf'lr nsisnhA debt. and nov it univ
naiii. e rss0nss sistit raynsvnts n
IOn {.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

A GEM. NhLing on earth can smile
but hunlqn being. Gems may fash re-
dcotod light. but what i diamond fash
compared with an eye flash and mirth
la,sh? A face that cannot s,uiie II ike 4
bud that cannos blossom. aud dries upon
the stalk. laughter IS day. aud sobricty IL
night. and smile u Tho twilight that ho-
vcrs gently between ibem both, aud more
bowiiching than either.
Never report whit may hurt another
unlaf, II he i grcaser IAnl q othens 70 ,ni,.
teai IT,
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

Breilrcn.' said q speaker. when I was
boy ! took = l,atehet and won't into tue
woods. When found trcc that ives
straight, bigand solid. didn't touch that
Tree but wken faund Que leaning a lit
tie, sud luilloW inside. soon bad him dawn.
so when the devil rocS after t'hr,eisns; ho
don't touch ,lr,Sc that stand straight aul
true. bat take, those thar Iean lltile aud
are hpllUw inside.
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

BnIEF. RuT BRILLIANT The two
briclest aud most hflllisnt orators above the
sod are DON Pedro. Ills Brazilian Majesty,
lnd John A. Moore, E~q.. d Halifax, \.
u.
When the notables Of this sweet scented
country met tile former in the harbpr 81
New York iubuSing. set aud polite speech
es the Old fellow said all right. al right.
No iom!uolery for him.
The latter attended IS spectator base
ball mattel, III this town. The conquered
side asked our friend to preseut the bail,
Il tile same time handing il 10 him.
.Nhns.n. ~ ..EaJ hs +
The Hillsborough recorder., 1876-06-07

.Capn here's your BALI - Is.
Capt. Il. accepted it With bow, step.
ped back aud delivered a 1surishiug ora.
liou. The presenter, amazed. pulied oil
ais bat aud listened with an intensity that
was rayishiug. vi. .s
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1876-12-12

HVA Philadelphia shoe merchant wrote to
his wife that he had become a convert. 20
cremation, and she said. $50 ahead; have
your ashes returned G. o. ID. 20 me-"
81 The best Inheritance from your father
is proverty and a good name. II you have
both OF these you are unusually fortunate
and your prospects in life are Of the brightest
sort.
~ The poultry journal asks, chow can
poultry raising be made profitable?" We
presume there are variety OF ways i'm which
IL may BE- made 10 pay, but we never knew
any man 10 ADOPT IL az profession and be-
come popular in this community, unless he
Gated the hen coops a long distance from
the house and tied up his dog nights No1-
Scich Bulletin.
rVA theatrical critic, who had both legs
and arms broken, all OF his ribs STAYED In,
and one side of his head demolished by the
falling of the floor OF the opera house i'm Sac
ramento on the 18th, Enthusiastically re-
marked, as he was being conveyed TO the hos
pital on stretcher. This is the first time
ever knew the Peak family 10 bring down
the house"
~ Solemn occasions are sometimes ruth
lessly msrred. a wedding party I'm Boston.
for example, was broken up by the arrest OF
the bridegroom and three OF his friends for
robbery. And at a burial I'm Maclxyville.
Ark, the men who had been hired 10 MI the
grave fought over their work and used revolt
vers, two being killed in the presence OF the
mouTnCrE.