Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1876-12-07

HE VALIANT bACHELOh.
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The gallant bachelor! Let rs INTRO.
dace him to our readers. He - tall
ana portly HIS age may pc anything
between thirty and iorty. HIS eoun-
1enance Is snsfifng ana seif-sat'sned.-
Ihe garments which he wears are per-
iect IN cut, snd the quality OF their ma
.eriai - exeehent: inere Is money IN
ms pockets, ana there are rings on ms
nngers. a massive gold chain dang'es
40 i!oni o. ms wsisscosf' snd DIAMOND
:pos l.ster upon iei1se ocess'ons 10
n's :nlsI iIont. ne naun.s 'ne most
i:suioie ieose snestres. n, ms cruz ne
tas oe1 VINE sue sno9es sne
=, ss.sss 49, yoe SGelu
=. IKE 10 nave an exPiaIsuon 81 an tnis.
ne exPianstion - simple. Wnen we
ePea' MS o''-re''era'eo "ec'a'a''on 'ha'
=. = .o' ma,ly'ns' man VIC nave
gwen IT, ne mas successfully steered
ms PARK AMIDST tue seoais ana quick
a.Is =, so1'e!' aus - no" 50 aeeoih-
I.s"su ih.. s IN ",al.n' nae no que suPPoseS
TIA. 1as &c VII ~ 80: I"nsi y" snP~'ss0:
'"e 'ee' "nisu y: nes PIf'o'".u rs S q
iest one' anu nc - ploua ol IT, ne
m.Ms I up1" n.s e.eselnes anu Pru-
Ill" T ,:.,.. 80" .a. '"o"s 'N sa'..o". nc
''o'Us ''i.hs.n uP a, eHa"P'e 'o' young
u'en 20 in''!a'e' ne laughs SontemP-
'.o.siy =. 'ne Pvol ioo's VINO nave
..lsu s" 20 , FEMININE ... ls..'na''ohs IA ana
ooiue"eu themselves WIN tue care o'
n:s: M'es ana no1se"oiu use as he puts II,
nus oIJ.e, ~ n,e Is" ''she n'"iseh
eonHP'e'ey eon'ior'aoie' anu ne ooss SO.
On the other hand' married men, as
ne also puts II, don't. You cannot gull
nim win the argument mat 1t is easier
ior a man 70 keep himse" ana vile
'lan ni'"seii only, ana he 'eiis you SO
"i.n many scorhiui laughs. II must
no, LOU oe =. uhaers'oou, however. ,ha' ne
ho,as tue ieha'e sex 'h contempt; ine
gaiiant creature do.es upon II. ne ioi-
lows iroI' pace 10 P'ace: mere Is
seafeeiy oaiioo'i III "".'n he ooeS
not put IN an appearance IN order 10
worship 1t: At oazaars he shines with
oriiiiant iuster IN ms ehorts TO pay II
becoming homage: VI many a Veivety
eoquet ground ne rs the champion and
nero ana wiling save. lie addresses
'aa'es III tones as geh'ie rs summer
zephyr. lie conveys 10 eaIh favored
one una! ne mas he'e! io'ee ou' once
ana 'hal sne Is the oo)ect OF ms auora-
uon. ne hands 'hem ices WIN per-
iecuy oewiiaerihg grace, ana heips
them on with wraps with the most
charming elegance. But notwlths'and-
ing tne ardor OF ms nature ana the ex-
'en' 0! ~: devo!'on 70 mem ne aoes h"'
tc'",''i: ,',: u.'s.n. NoI .oes ne 'hi1esn
Ills oehca'e a,'e'''o" " '"ein eehy nih-
selt those i''ue iuxuries, which ne I'M
agnes are necessary TO the proper sus-
'ehance OF ms extremely sensitive or
Sanization. lie never goes without
good supper, however crowded party
may be; 1t is simply useless to attempt
to satisfy HIM with makeshift. He
always fnds out where the best bottle
OF wine Is to be found, and WATERS know
that 1t Is a waste OF time, any attempt
to humbug him. He is also careful
not to inJure his sensitive organization
by overwork.
IL ms partner at ball IS PLAIN and
does not dance well, he Is above put
ting himself in perspiration in order
to gratify her. Or course he is aware
that he Is a great man. VI course he
Is cognizant OF has wonderful powers oi
attraction. In bursts OF confidence he
will inform you that old Mrs. Money.
bags Is working with all her might and
man, 10 entraP MN Tor her dear little
pet, fiorry, VINO mas oeen in the mar
kst these SIX years, but that ne Is above
falling victim to such pretty wiles as
hers. As ne has these bursts OF con-
ndehce Pretty ireqoehay' II Us 10 De
presumed that the NUMBER OF MS con-
quests Is correspondihgiy great. Inc
pam 'na' ms inui"erehce causes ooes
no' hu,t hi'h' ne rae, 'naI ne Is con-
sidereo 10 nave oena'ea Win aoomiha-
oie iheahhess IN nan oolen Eases aoes
nor coneer" n'"' iaaeea ne @ tn.hks :, tue
nnest tning In creatioh 10 hift win
g'r, uh''i Tue chase pecohes 700 no''
ana then' wnen she mas succumoea 10
the magic OF ms influence 10 suddenly
drop her ana oetake himseh 10 othe'
sweets :.
Such Is ,he sai,ant oacheior. is II
worm wn'e ior 'ne rising seherauoh 70
iini'a'e MS eareer' Let us glance al
,ne ia''ef scenes. Even ne mas ms day
"hen people hnd that ne whi not mar
~, ana that ne Is getnng on IN years,
ihey gradually drop him.. he ceases