The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-08-25
MONS. X. AT LONG BRANCH.
WHAT WAS SAID BY SOME POLITI-
CLANS At THE SEASIDE.

Changes Her Dresses Eight Times n Day
LoNa BRANCH, Aug. 81 wish, really
wish you could have seen the way The SUNS
sold at the Branch to-day.
And on the boatl
On the boat every man had SUN.
Icannot lie.
Fresh from the content lation of the Presi-
dent, I must be permitted to report, that they
were all reading the Long Branch correspond
ence. OF which they were pleased to speak III
terms far. very far from complimentary.
1t will interest the friends OF Brother Baecher
10 know that Judge Fullerton Is here. lie came
down to refresh the inner man.
Judge. are you going to the billr'
"Ball, ball what bali2 For Heavens sake,
can't an honest, repu able lawyer como down
here for a mouthfui OF fresh air and salt nsh,
without being asked to dane, his wig on p
Just then Oakley Hall cams ur. o key looks
we'll Just as soon as he stepped down and out
from the "Crucble" he grew his moustache, and
now looks like himself.
"what do you think Of Saratoga, Oakey2"
"Oh, a regular resurrection day for lot OF
old corpses who wanted to rejuvenate Morgan"
"Who. tor lnsinncei'
ION, i James Of Rhode Island, Thurlow
Weed, that great and GOOD ID Ring OF the
savings hank, and host more OF EN-"
Won't Morgan be strong 'ndidateT
No, not at all. Why IN these times he's the
woodford, would I've stronger. Morgan could
never have been elected Governor tefore had It
these times he's IN owfully weak man"
Hut he'll spend piles OF money"
Yes, and be cheated out Of nine-tenths OF
VIII Tilden he elected?"
well YOU see" SAID oakey, as crowd gath
cred ABOUT him, there's new candidate In
the ncld. His name Is General Desire-for-a
Change. and he's one OF the most popular fci,
Uncle Sammy, and will carry him In as certain
as fate"
The crowd applauded, and oakoy put on a
bathing suit, which made him look like a sea =
sick monkey in spectacles. but he dashed boldly
plnuse by swimine fifteen quarters Of mile In
hfteen minutes.
There's a young LADY here from Xenia, Ohio
who changes her dress eight tunes day.
As a rule people mere wear their OLD clothes
dav In and day out.
Hugh Hastings does.
But some Of the girls do dress wonderful
we'll. ventured to ask this lady why, she
changed so often. She Nd she came here for a
cnanRe OF air, and she thought she'd like to air
her dresses at the same time.
Judge she's an heiress.
The weather IL rather chanReahle, as well as
The girls. Last night 1t was so cold that slept
beneath three blankets. and the mosquitoes
few with difficulty from the ceiling to my nose
don't wish TO appear inauisitive, but would
rsrs sS Sss ths Ss
flannel skirts and combinations.
II they don't, the girls will catch cold.
And les great deal easier to catch cold
than beau.
What do you think OF men and brethren who
81 P SSSS TO Inc sea IN diamond ''u'''
or course.
A Mr.. Tage. queer name, went In bathing.
leaving his shirt and diamond studs In II bath
house.
OF course they were stolen.
what well regulated thief would leave dla-
mond studs unm Olestedf
Tagg, all dripping with the salt sea foam and
thirsty for his foes, wildly proclaimed his loss,
and arrested two young men. as innocent AS
Iurn ha at han AZ md Than
was found that he, too. had been robbed Of a
500 dl imond. all the first circles were In costa
cies Of excitement.
The studs are gone.
so ere the thieves.
But the moral remains
Some OF us are pious down here. and hold re-
Igious meetings at the camp ground. | was
several young enthusiasts. As a rule. they are
uDgrammAtical persons, with a tendency 10
shout Glory at every possible opportunity.
The usual collection Is not omitted. ana the
dear brother VINO conducts the meetings doe.
not o ject to devilled kidneys.
The old girls we're thrown into an Ol1-fash
toned fever this mOrning ~ the announcement
that the celebrated tenor, Sig Brieno1. haC
II is rumored that he will also MARBLE. for
conslde aton in the grand salon OF one of oul
hotels.
line flies. and Brgnoi OF TO-DAY is decidedly
not the Brignoli oi 1860. He looks like sixty
John r. Hoffman was here few days ago, and
jaun-tv Hoffman he appeared to be, too. lie
ha; grown tier and probably wiser.
He was very reticent, very few people inter
viewed him, and he cnin-ned nobody-whict
lskcd him what city abroad be liked the best
H. sad London
ION, / liked it," said no. rhe fact Is, Lon
don is u roost for every Ord"
According to that every bird must be a roos-
ter. must think about That.
There Is very little still life down here. It:
one steady pun on the nerves.
Nearly all the men to the city In the morn.
Ing leaving the hotels, the beach. the arlors
the DiaLzts. aud the drives to tue women, and
the rest OF us.
But there IL no rest for us.
An unprotected man not fond OF bathing, d..
ano playing driving or walking, had better keef
You can't read.
You can's write.
There's long-haired. and probably. long
cared, CHAP III the parior playing forte like forty
On the riano.
The Xenii girl in trail drcs, at least twelve
feet lons has said BRAVE please let the prn
ter nut that : write I, hos too Intelligent. a
rue, oy hai-at least twenty times ana nov
lon9-ringletted girl from Troy has begun Il
Bin. Dir hi."
love children.
But hate rOmps
The hotels are tull OF romps. They slide dowI
the oannlsteis, hnrrah IN the nails, bang all th'
door, and turn up IN tn parlors at nignt, lilli
30 many ll'tle angels, In gauzes Ind sashes, ab
BoluteS transform d,
something Is up.
cont know what IL Ia. but the Government
face was unusually red this noon. as 1t appeared
In the road wagon drawn By the douole team.
The President rarely smiles.
don't mean what YOU mean.
| mean lac rarel laughs, just little.
But to-diS MS couttenance was fOrhiddtng
and he sat NJ rs straight as If he swallo ed
ramrOd.
Perm ADS he had
Or perhaps be doesn't like It because Their,
whs such dead set made against Mr.. Gomez
at Saratoga.
only know he telegraphed long while AZ {
smoked vigorously, mi ~ de his horses - il 3
a. last IS q eir nimb!a limbs could carry them
Ih"y say down here TIA 1 Gran Is poor.
believe HIM 10 he poor IN judgmt mt 80 far a
borsenesh aud mankind are concerned, hut
had supposed no was well OF in this world
goods.
He isn't
II what Is said be true the President Will z,
out Of office next Aiarcn poor man.
The Dents maze In his pot OF money are deel
and unfllaUle.
Too ID.
He means well and Is truly well red man.
The massive brain and magn cent b .ir o
Counsellor Stoughton are promised US, Tor Ia
bail.
He'll enliycn the same, although they do sa
thai - ught Jns bitteI's he can be. bee tus
Grant de, nned TO M Ike him Minister to Gre
Britain and parsed hun over In favor + Munce
Did YOU know that Oak Hall and Rec rd-
Hackett are part PROJECTORS Of a hotel dow
herr
hey know livery much.
- nos and his suite Of Spanish oflcers ar
eNpe here.