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LOUISVILLE, July l4.-The Louis
v'hes won a handsome victory to-day
from the New Havens, defeating them
by score OF Il to 5
INDIANAPOLIS, Ju,y 14.-The second
game Of bsse ball between the st. Louis
Red Sox and the Indianapolis Club to-
day was won by the former by score
OF to D.
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The NeW IOEk ITIONN6 InIHKs IHaI
msy be Independence hall on the
fourth Of July had thoughts OF its own,
to which the old Liberty bell, il it could
have been restored to 'ts place, might
have given a voice. 81 zee an emperor
here" it might have said, "but where is
your President?n The memory OF Ad-
ANS and Jefferson-wss ii not worth
Journey OF q few hours?
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WRS, GUfHBBBq'S SgMINARY
VIRGINIA MILITARY INSTITUTE

A LIMITED number OF vacancies will exist
~ in this well-known Institution. Those
wishing appointments as CADETS will address,
without delay, General FRANCIS II. SMITH,
Supt, Lexington, Virginia. jyl5 d&W
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The Arksnsas State Republican con-
VsutiOa LIS been called to meet at Little
Rock IL the ninth Of AugGst, iOF tue pur-
p1ae Of nominating safe ticket.
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VOCAL and PlAN0

Al 1873 SUE A. COOPER WILL. CONTINUE
u to give Lessons in Vocal Music and Mu-
sic on the Plano during the summer months,
at her resid ence, No. 10 GOslee street. VIII at
tend pupila their residence, II desired.
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OFFICE OF ESTES, FIzER G. ca,

OFFICE OF ESTES, FIZER g. CO,
WHOLESALE GRoCERS & CcTgoE FACTORS,
Nos. ll1S and % Union street,
Memphis, June II, 1873.
s7- Tns business of the firm of ESTES, EI-
EER & CO., will be continued under sac
same name and style as besSEe She death OF
General John c, Fizef-tne estate OF the de-
ceased p@r.nsf being represented and inter-
Used therein according TO the terms of the vi.
A continuance of the patronage -elstQiCTe
extended US is respectfully solicited.
iul7 ESTES. TrtZFR q co.
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SPEAKER KERR writes from Rock
Alum Springs TO Washington that he Is
slowly bu. substantially improving in
La.Isb
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CLOSING BATES

yesterday Of cotton ard gold:
-Ne,O York cotton, ll3o. Memphis COT
ton, lO.c. NetO kOTk gold, lll3. Msn-
5Jhts add, ilO5.
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,r,,a vsIssouri Express Robbers n
AA nPIeeiRu.

ST. LOUIS, July lG.-Lstest sdVices
respecting the railroad robbers slste Inat ma
none nave yet been tsptureo;, ING u0
various pursuing psrtles are s'iiI ~, ou.I
however, and are not dlspostu W 49, sade
mn The chass until somebody is arrested.
II has been definitely ascertained IhSt
none of the Younger family were en-
gagged ia tie robbery.
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MANY prominent coagressmen think
tina. Eu adjournment will take place
about next Monday week.
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LuECH HOUSE.
THE
Temperance LunCh-HOuse,
ran MAIN STREET, OPPOSITE COURT
1OV HOUSE, having been transferred 70 the

the ladies respectfully solicit liberal patron
age, as they intend to make the room pleasant
and attractive as well as TO furnish the BEST
OF Coffee, with Lunch or Meals, at the Ia vest
possib bIe price, without the temptations OF
stronger drinks. Ladies' and gentlemen, friends
OF the temperance cause, are earnestly sGlic-
ed 10 "a voT the enterprise. nSA
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DIED.

AINSLIE--At the residence Of Lewis W.
Garth, Esq, near Trenton, Todd county, KY,
Tuesday afternoon, July llth, EUGENIA, in
fant daughter of John and Missouri Reeves
Ainslie, aged months and 29 days.
SAUPE-In this city Friday, July 18th, OTTO
SAUPE, aged years, son of Dr. +. Saupe.
The funeral will take place this (SATUR-
DAY. morning, at IL o'clock, from No. l76 Pop
lar street.
RUSSELlI-July l4th, FRANK, second sou OF
+. b. and Mary r. Russell, aged9 8 months ana
20 days. Brownsville (renu.l papers please
cOpy.l
Funeral from the residence, 367 POntotoc,
this SATURDAY. afternoon. at o'clock.
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John Cr0ce and Brothers

FIAVE returned to the city, and offer to fur
nish Arsg-cIRss string Hus1e 10 citi-
zens of Memphis at greatly reduced prices.
Orders left at 40 Jefferson street will be
promptly complied with. iuH
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The critic Of tho London Telegraph
hug speaks mysteriuosly Of the great
pianist; "It IL clear that thcire tths.ore are two
Rubinsteius, differing widely from each
other. o 10, without shadow OF disre-
spect, nay be called Rubinstein, the Ri
o;Cu3. The tendency Of the whole man
Ia to this piece OF personality. Like an
Eolian harp, placed where an artifi-
eisIIy concentrated current beats pEGn
its bigh-strung chords, his tempera-
ment greedily eyagserates nature. That
which would barely ruff1s a calmer
mind works his to the storm point and
observers who cannot share n. Bubin-
STEMS intense sympathy with passion
often find themselves wondering what
on earth his demonsir atiOns mean"
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CHEGARAY JEaTTTuTE

(REoPEEs wEDS SESDAY SEPT. 20THl
For YOUNG LADIES AND MISSES.
Boarding and Day school; Latin, English and
French. French is the language Of tle falnIly.
1897 and 1929 Fpruee So PhtiBdz4.. pa
cod MADAME D'HERVILLT, Principal.
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sITTINa. .BULL REPORTED KILLED.

CHICAGO, July l4.-The ITibane'S
special from Fort Lincoln gives further
details of the Little Horn fight, in which
1t says that Sitting-Bull Was killed, also
q white man named Milburn, Sitting
Bulls chief adviser. Four companies
Of the Twenty second infantry, consist.
ing of twelve officers and one hundred
and forty men, have arrived at Fort
Lincoln, and will leave for Terry's COM
mand on Sunday. The wounded are
recovering, and there will be no more
deaths. 1t is thought that Sitting Bulls
command obtained nearly twenty thou
sand dollars, the soldiers having just
baen DaiG,
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FOR 8 ALE.
CORD.WOOD.

zoo CORDS BEST QUALITY STOVE
DSIO wood 81 50 to s. per cord, delivercr.
INQUIRE at ievee, foot Of Union strl5-, or Csl
los. ROGEEs, CCIlmisslgI Merchant,
100 No 3 r. rNr4rd's RG~u
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sERvIAN REyERsEs.

CoNsTANTlNoPLE, July IA The fol-
loving ne1s is official: The Seryian di-
vision which entered Turkey by way Of
Yenevaroche were dispersed on the
twelfth instant. Seventy christian fami-
lies, who fled from the neighborhoOd Of
Metrourtzs with the Serviau troops, sur.
rendered after the defeat OF the latter,
and were restored to their homes. The
Turks attacked the Serviau camp at
SOutchanitcha, near BaZare. The Ser
Yians were defeated and fad.
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THE sUNDRY CIVIL APPROPRIATION
BILL.

The sundry civil appropriation bill, as
it passed the house, originally sppropri-
ated Sl4, S57, 900. In It's passage through
the senate 5000 900 were added. liz the
bill, IS agreed TO by the conference COM
mittee to-day, the senate recedes from
its former action to the amount of S4,-
I49 600, while the house allows TO
be sdded to the bill the sum of $3.50, coo,
making the appropriations in the bill
about SIS, 800, 900.
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WHEAT.

fIAsH PAID FOR WHEAT. SACKS FUR
NJ. nished on application az No. n front
HAYDEN BkOS-
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THE TURKS DEFEATED.

RAGUsA, July l4.-The Turks were
defeated near Kleck yesterday, with
loss Of one hundred snd fifty killed and
fifteen prisoners. The insurgent loss is
nall. The Turks were also compelled
to abandon their intrenched position be-
fore Saitschar.
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WAsHIEGTON, July l4.-Tne report
OF the conference committee on the Dill
smenGalOTy of the bankrupt law pro-
vides simply for the mcdifie ition, :
stead OF the total repeal Of section BIOS
of the revised statutes concerning dis
CHARGES la bankluutcY
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CONsTANTINoPLE, July IA The
| Turks yesterday crossed into Servis,
routed the troops near Keinterdeman,
and burned ihe town. .s
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New YORK, July "A "A correspond
eut at Vienna reports that twenty-five
Thousand Russian volunteers are ready
to march 70 the assistance of Servis, sui
have asked the Roumanian government
to pass through its territory. This ap.
plicstion IL q source of the greatest EN-
barrsssment 20 The Raumanian govern
, 1876-04-08
geistr!ce Court SUMMONS

TERRITORY OF W1SHINGTON,l &C
CoaJiy IF H'aua TaFa, 3d.
IN the District Court Of the First judicial District
Of HGShiFg'oa Tsgrifory-
P. NJ. LYScH, E. II M,ssAyi, AMI r. L,xDlRs,
Plaintiffs, Is. \. Il. RUEEETs. Defendant.
VHE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA-To
L 4. b ROBERTS, Defendant You ara iiarely
required TO appear action Lrol-ht against yen
hy 7 NJ. LYNCH, +. II. AASSAM, and T. Ian
DERS PisintirES III the DisJTiC, Court Of the FIRST
Judicial District Of Washington Territory, hoIlrr,e,
terms at the City Of W&lla Wa!la, in ami f,r t!,r
counties Of W4ia Waila and Columbia, to aEs,yrI.
the complaint OF Plaintiffs filed IN Walla R4lla
county, within twenty days after the service Of IL =
summons, exclusive OF the day of service If not
served said county, but sad district III thirty
days otherwise within sixty days, the said Plain
t:S viii take judgment against you by default ac-
cordinS 20 the prayer Of the complaint.
The sad action l. brought 10 recover the sum of
Four Hundred and Seventy-eght dollars and
Seventy-hve cents in gold CON- and interest ON that
at the rate of per cent. per month from the
5ist day of January, 1873, IN gold CON- which sum is
due Plaintiffs ON i prOmiSSary note, made by De-
ien!ant the Slst day of January 1873 payabe TO
Plaintiffs and 10 recover the sun OF Sixty Dollars as
Attorneys fees IN this acton tgether with the costs
Of tins action. And you are hereby notified that
unless You appear and answer the said COMPLAINT as
above required, the prayers of the Plaintiffs will be
granted.
Witness the Hon. :. C. WINGARD, Judge
o; the District Court of the First Jui icill
u-S District Of Washington Territory. and
the seal of said Court affixed this aI dav
of March, \. d, 1876.
B. L. SHARPSTEIN.
PlIintItfs Attorney. TI3-Gy
, 1876-04-08

ONE of Secretary Belknap's frauds
that has come to light is contained IN
the award of q contract for head
stones for National Soldiers Gene.
teries, which he gave to bis tailor and
whereby he himself is said to have
made 100000. We presume it was
under this contract that contracts for
reinterment were sublet, by which the
parties agreed 10 allow the bodies OF
the Federal dead to remain above
ground for three or four days so that
their teeth could be taken out for the
sake of the gold filling. 1t is very re-
voting, but such is certainly the case;
they took hammers and broke the
laws of all whose dentists had secur-
ed such attention for them, mark OF
respect to the Union dead which
Northern people ought to know no"
TO appreciate.
, 1876-04-08

A SIN AGAINST NArURE.-Of all the
blunders that the common farmer,
and some others, make with trees.
none IL so common or SO hurtful, and
which he might know Sd certainly, as
the practice of cutting Oft lower limbs.
All over the country nothing is more
common than to see mulilated trees
on almost every farm-big limbs cut
Oft near the body of the tree, and of
course rottiHg TO the heart. This is A
sin against nature. The very limbs
necessary TO protect the tree from
wind and sun, aud just where limbs
are needed most, are cut away. Bat
the greatest injury Is the rotting that
always takes place when a big limb
is sawed otf-too big t. heal over, it
must rot, and, being kept moist by
the growing tree, is in the right con
dition to rot, and being on the body,
the rotting goes to the heart and hurts
the whole tree 1t Is common all over
the country 10 see large orchards mu
tilated in this way. We often see
holes in the trees where blg limbs
have been cut away, where squirrels
and even raccoons could crawl in.
Perhaps the only reason these trim.
mers would give is, that the lower
limbs are easier got a., anI some
would say they wanted 10 raise q
crop under the trees.
, 1876-04-08

FREYcu HoUSEuoLD E,oNoMY.-The
French butcher separates the bones
from his steaks, and places them where
they will do the most good. The
housewife orders just enough for each
person, and 10 more, even TO the
coffee. lfa chance visitor drops in,
somebody quietly retires, and the ex
ira cup is so provided, but nothing
extra by care!essness of irJent!on.
When the pot has boiled, the handful
of charcoal in the little range is ex,in-
guished, and waits for another time.
No roaring cookstoves and red hot
covers all day long for no purpose,
but waste. The egg laid to day costs
q little more than the one laid last
week. Values are nicely estimated
and the smallest surplus is carefully
saved. \ thousand little economies
are pracIiSed, ana it is respectable 10
practice them. Cooking is an eco
nomical as well as sanitary and gus
tatory science. y French cook will
make franc 90 as far an American
housewife will make three, and how
much further than the American
Bridget nobody knowS-we should
propably be greatly 2sionished, ccu.d
the computation lie made, how much
of the financial, recuperaIiye power OF
France is owing to her soups and her
cheap food; better living, after AL
than the heavy bread and greasy fail
ures Of our culinary ignorance.
, 1876-04-08
NOtEce for Distribution.
TERRITORY OF WASHINGTON,l 90
County Of H'allG WaHd, '''

In PrObafs-IH the HOttsr Of The Estate Of W. C..
KNIGHT, Deceased.
CITATION.-On reading and fling the petition of
y NANCY j. KNIGHT, widow of W. C. KNIGHT,
deceased, and guardian of Peter Knight, one of
dscedents minor heirs; and of j. b Knight, guar
dian for ELIZA BETH KNIGHT and ANDREW
setting forth among other matters, that W c.
May. A. d., 1873, IN said County, leaving Real
Estate therein, descril ed as follows, tO-wit:
The southwest of the southwest of section 10,
in township 9. north of range 81 east, containing 40
acres; tLa the personal property Of said Estate was
by mutual consent distributed aInon; the persons
thereto entitled without the Intervention of the
Probate Court that all the debts against deceaent ;
Est ate have been paid III fun and that there no
other debts against said Estate; that deceient 5
widow, the SAID Nancy j. knight, disclaims ali
right, interest or DOVER 10 said Real Estate, and
praying that SaIi Real Estate be distributed among
said minors, according TO law;
1t Is ordered. That all persons interested in the
Estate OF W c. Knight deceased apr ear before the
Probate Court OF Walla Wal!a County in the City Of
Wala Waa, the County seat of the County of Walla
Walla, on MONDAY, the 81 day OF April, A ID.
lS76, at the hour of y O'Clock NJ OF said day then
and there 10 show cause why order of drstribu-
tiUR snOud rot ba made, Is in sad petition prayed
for. II Is further ordered That Of this cita-
tou he mad all parties interested by pubhcatOn
of this order III the Walia WalIa SrATEsIAN, n
weekly newspaper Printei and published in said
city and County f,T at least four successive weeks
before sail SSt day OF April, \. D., 1876. Dated
Waa Wa!ll, February 2Sth, 1876.
l3Iw R GUICHAhD. Probate Judge.
, 1876-04-08

County Of Woiia H'aIa, ~
In Lis District Couf IF The First Jai5eial Dis,rtc. Of
Washington Territory.
JOIN C. nAvESFoET, Plaintiff. vs.. SsrH FERnEIf
and JOIN FISCaEE, Defendants.
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA-To
l. SETH FERRELL and JOHN FINCHER. De-
PENDANTS: You hereby req uired 20 appear in an
action brought against you 10y JOHN c. DANEN-
PORT, Plaintiff IN the District Court of the First
! Judicial District OF Washing Territory holding
t=rrns at Cofsx IN and for the counties OF Whitman
aud Stevens, 10 answer the complaint of PhIntif
fled IN Whitman county, within twenty days after
the service Of tins summons, exclusive OF the day of
service II not served IN SAID county, but in said
District, in thirty days; otherwise within sixty
days, Or the sand Plaintiff VIII take judgment against
you BY default, according 20 the prayer Of the
plaiat.
The said acton Is brought 10 recover the sum of
Seventy-our iO-l0G Dollars, Gold CON together with
interest RON sept Is 1874, AT the rate Ot one and
one-half Der cent. per month, due Plaintiff from De-
isndantS on prunissslry note executed by SETH
FERRELL to JOHN FINCHER. June lst, 1874,
and assigned by sad JOHN FINCHER 10 Plaintiff
Marh 5lst, lSs5 and for costs Of And YOU are
hereby notified that unless you appear and answer the
sui complaint above required the prayers of the
Plaintiff vii be granted
Witness the Hon. 5. c. WD,GARD, Judge
Ctthe District Court Of the Fist judicial
Il. 81 District OF Washington Territory and the
seal OF said Court affixed this "a day OF
February, A D.. 1876.
a REEVES AYERS, Clerk.
JAS. Y. O'DELL,
Plaintiffs Attorney. 9-6w
, 1876-04-08

COMMON SENSE IN PLowiNG.-Teams
drawing heavy loads on the roads get
q breathing spell on the descending
ground, while plowlng the draft Is
the same from morning I'll msii'.
There is certain number OF pounds
that a team can draw day af:er day
and not weary them, but If more be
added, even as little as fifteen or
twenty pounds, they walk uusieadily,
fret and soon tire. No amount Of
feeding will keep them in good con-
dition. | have many piowo IN use on
which it is an easy matter to decrease
the draft twenty-five pounds, and If
men had been drawing them instead
of horses it would have been done,
1t must be plain TO the farmer that
every pound taken Of from the draft
of the plow is SO much gained for the
horses. 1t may be done in this way:
For any soil except sand or gravel
use q steel plow. The cost Is bat ilt-
tie more, and the draft enough less to
pay the difference in blowing twenty
acres. Inplowing sod the colter does
a great deal of the work, and should
be kept sharp by forging at the black.
smiths, and grinding every day II
necessary. OF course it will wear
out sooner. but new coiters are chap
or than new teams. Set the Golfer in
line with the plow, the edge square IN
front, with all angle Of torty-tive de
grees from the point to where it is at
tached to the beam. When the STARE
gets worn out it is poor economy to
use it any longer, but replace it with
q new one. Let the traces be as short
as will allow The horses TO walk with
out hitting their heels against the
whifiletrees, aud have. just pressure
enough of the wheels on the ground
to make the plow run steady. If the
handles crowd continually one way
the draft is not right, and, if the
plow be a good Que, 1t can easily be
remedied at the cIeyis. TO prevent
the horses stepping over the traces in
turning, ,faSten weight Of about three
fourths of a pound on the outside Of
each singlet:ee-rhat is, On the left,
and Uice UcrSo. Every observing
farmer knows that horses are suscep-
tible of kindness, and equally so to
unkindness. | have seen horses that
were working steadily made reckless
with sweat in q short time by sharp
word or a jerk at the bit. Let your
horses do their work as You do yours,
as easily as possible, and be as. willing
to overlook their mistakes AS you
would the mistake Of human bein-s
, 1876-04-08
Notice for Distributton.
TERRITORY OF WASHINGrON,t cc
County Of lTuHr HdHn. d.

TERRITORY OF WfSHINGfON c
County Of IrdHd Hdi1, ~.
IN PrObGts-Ia the Matter Of The Estate Of MARTIN
W1ICHOR, d,cedsed
THE PETITION FOR DISTRIBUTION in the
above entitled estate, coming on to be heard and
It appearing 10 the Court that the proof submitted
by KATHERINE LORErIC. nee MAICHOR and
MARIA ZADU, NEE MAICHOR, is insufficient to
entItle them 10 the whole estate therefore. It Is
ordered that said hearing he adjourned until Mon
day, the 24th day OF April, 1. D., 1876.
1t Is further ordered that all persons interested in
the estate OF the SAID MARTIN MAICHOR. deceis-
ed be and appear before the Probate Court Of said
county of Walla Walla in the city OF Walla Walla,
tue county seat of said county of Walla Walla, on
the 2lth day Of April, 1876 at the hour of 10 O'Clock
A. NJ OF SAID day, then and there 10 show cause why
an order OF distribution should not be made of the
residue OF the said estate among the heirs Of the SAID
MARTIN MAICHOR, deceased according to law.
1t Is further ordered that service OF this citation
be made on parties unknow or non-resiients. by
puSheat'on OF this order IN the Walla Waila SrarE
NAN \ weekly newspaper printed and published IN
the elty and county Of Walla Walia, Washington
Territory, Tor three successive months prior 70 sid
18th day OF ApIl, lS16
Dated Malla Walla, December Is. 1873.
S-olA x. GIICHARD PTUbate Juira
, 1876-04-08
RE,,LEOUNDER CHIEF

Five years DID, viii make the season at Wsla Wslla
Driving Park. He is the best son OF the veteran
PATHFINDER; his dam an excellent road mare, large
and of great STYLE and highly bred. He IS unframed
but shows remarkable trottinS action Is nearly Is
hands high weighs ll5O pounds OF dark rosewood
hay color, and for symmetry OF form cannot be
excelled.
TERMS. .-Sa5 for the season, due when the Mare
Is taken away Mares bred by the season and prov
en- not in foal TO either OF the above horses will be
bred next season free Of chsrge or the horses are
sold the money will he refunded. Apply on the
ranch. to FRED BELMORE; or in town 10 the
owner I2-Sn c. H MACK
, 1876-04-08
The Women and Children.

The Brooklyn Eagle hopes nothing
was said at the Tyndall wedding
breakfast about principles Of slecting
and the origin of species.
That's no stuff to feed a baby on,
shrieked the nurse, as she snatched
the flask from General Sher dams
hand. 'Oh, dear, what idjusts these
men are, to be sure y
Seven Brooklyn girls have formed a
Leap Year Club and pledged them
selves to help each other to get hus-
bands.
An idea of what it costs TO lead a
fashionable lite il Washington may
be formed from the fact stated by a
Cabinet lady that for the short season
of 1873, two weeks shorter than that
Just concluded, her visiting cards cost
her $40.
Some fellows kidnapped St. Louis
girl the other night but, as SON as
daylight came, they Put her right out
of the carriage and told her to go
home. They said they were homeiy
enough themselves.
A doctor was discovered holding a
young lady in his lap the other even
ing; but be stated that he was exam
| inipg her for an affection Of the heart,
and she remarked that there was
nothing wrong in her laying her head
Oh her piller.
A poor woman in Newport, r. L.,
iustifes herself in keeping a dog by
he fact that many people will give
| the dog a bone who won't help her,
and often there is meat en- the bone
that she can eat, and it can be used in
making soup.
A bright little 3 year-olI in Hart
ford, Conn. having become a little
mixed between her religious instruc-
tion and her nursery rhymes, graveiy
recites: The Lord is the sheppard, and
ae lost his sheep,snd don't know where
TO find him.
\ lady coming out of church
What a powerful sermon | never
was before so impressed with the duty
and privilege of giveng freely. / am
determined to do better, and to send
this very week another six dress TO
my daughter.
At Washington leap year party,
a young man, thinking he Was taking
upon himself the ways Of women, re
marked to his partner that she would
not be allowed to squeeze his hand;
whereupon the impuIsive lass called
him a big BOBBY, and no girl at all.