The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-12-07

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tie magfagisI lfselhes e Bic bearers
Ia uts oeaauy. he hH reverted 90
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A Democratic editor out West
wba lasi seek expressed Bis pride 30
tht lsct taai Il.3ca bad carried New
3aft The m0st ,ai@irE city 10 thc
eouguy tow Has tbe aa5aCi,y % In.
sift ilat Be wrote thriving Perhaps
he useanse.8asiy bii upon the truth.
A Sunday School speaker spoke
on Corinthians. he opened by stating
boldly that We cannot al 70 % Corntb
The disappointment was 20 grea, that
tic members II the infaat class were
Affected "a trarH.
The speaker at an anniversary
mccp0g mpgfp1ully said
One b. one our friends are passing
from ~ Into the land Of shadows
Well, exclaimed an old lady, you
wogl3bt have EN- 60 two by two, or
al ia a haddle. would you
As a gentleman was nearly run
over IN a narrow street by q dray. be
shouted to The driver,
DO you want 10 kin mel
The intelligent driver replied II /
had kpowed you was coming this way
would have sent you a postal card
The Burlington iowa Hawkeye
thinks il il a touching comment upon
the hollowness Of human declarations,
10 see the man who is groaning bo'
cause be sees the country going to the
b0w.wows on account Of the dishouor
and corruption Of its political leaders,
innocently stand on the scales while he
weighs load Of coal for customer,
"A Milwaukee paper reports 1923
deaths from small pox, Of which SO
were fatal. The disease must have
assumed an extremely violent form Il
this statement is trustworthy. When
10 the course Of an epidemic, death
becomes fatal, the community afflicted
should lose 20 time 10 eecting a new
board Of health
The little daughter Of a politician
who likes to travel on his war record
the other day unwittingly furnished The
opposition with a good joke on heI
papa A oucarmed soldier came &
the house begging assistance, aud thu
little girl in condoling with him, said
lispingly, My father wath a tholder
but he didn't get bnrt Hc was rrr
dent tbolder.
They had been engaged lonl
time, aud one evening were reading
the paper together
Look, love, be exclaimed, only fftecl
dollars for a suit Of clothes
Ii it a wedding suit 7 she asked
looking naiyeIy at her lover
Oh, no, he replied, it il a bushes
suit
Wen, mean business, she replied
All, you don't know what musico
enthusiasm is. said music-mad mis-
to Tom Hood.
Excuse me, madam, but think ] do
Well, what is it, Mr.. Hood
Musical enthusiasm is like tnrtl
soup. answered the wit thoughtiully.
What DO you mean, Mr.. Hood 2
What possible resemblance is there
Why. for every quart Of real, thcr
are ninety nine gallons Of mock, au
alyes head 10 prop9rtionl
~, has been a godsend to The new
boys the excitement Of tie pa
week. Some Of the little fellows wei
very bright and sharp. Ia Boston OF
was crying, 'Ere's yer 'Erald, II o'clocI
he's elected
Who, inquired patron.
The Erald's man.
Who is he 7
Anybody yer please. 'Erald
neutral
One day lliron went to see vo
tairc, but did not find him at home.
order to excite his ire, be wrote on Ii
door, old Villain. Two days ate
wards hc met the author Of the HeI
riade Ia the street
was At your house, be said |
Voltaire, with a snecr. but did not fn
you AZ home,
know, replied Voltaire; you le
your name on The door
Owuer. coming into the stable, an
addressing hostler;