Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1876-09-01
WESTERN AND Easrp,


a constituent, who plsseI rba s''s'.
and remarked '"e uas y,
Alderman suppose tina, a, a,
driving past my" "a 81
"Swlll-carts are a nee,..,
sanee, and ! can't interfere .'a
interrupted the Alderm1p WIKI IL
well, hear me out. ANU,
an oid swill-eart comes ban.lo:
two boys on the seat in e a
horse runs over my nice law III
my fence, and three barrel. NJ "a, ,''s
at my gate Have | auv rai.o' al a.
"Not bit, sir, ult a h.
will happen In spite Of a., r-a., d
The constituent DIDN'T ,,sn ,.t-
cast down, but one reason wTy,.'
the swill had been upset a.,ss Va.
gate. When the official r,,r5., W
saw the NUS he wasa'c fr.
deciding that
This Is the grossc,t oa--s,s
tury, and I'll abolish -wi..-..,-.
the harness '-DetroR Fo p
A TEuL -Iu.Y
This Gays the Boston q
story. The happy cil,am.t.o.a.'
on last Sunday evening. lie o,
to and from church. AMI Odd,
her home their discussion Il ts
the extreme heat suggested 4,
ready accepted BY Charlie ts.
into the house and par- se
glass Of lemonade. Sac lea
dining-room, and there found
brother Ben about to squeeze Il.
In the house for his own .uliri
Calling him aside She inl-eei b..
Of sundry threats and y u.,s,
that lemon and make Cl1. s..
a glass. \ self sacrihc.ns
her. "No Ben, said She, -r.-.
OF the whole lemon into Cda-..s..
bring me a glass Of water. il-x
it,-there's no light in the r4s
was making one good. -tr1r. -
directed, when Charlie Ouiets
and remar ed Il say, B.u r.-
of your entire lemon in your sister.
bring me some ice wafer. -.-s-
light in the parlor and She wlu'ts
Ben's forte Is IN Obeying o-lsr,
merry twinkle in his eye Be
lemonade, then carried them oar
of water, which they drank 81
apparent relish, asking each o,.e,
sips "if it was sweet euul.
naughty brother Ben, viii Gle -
lemonade in his mouth. >,J5l 70
and laughed till his sides
them assure each other tia, 8.
right - 80 Talatable an s., rs..
VERY UARD To ri-ls-
There l. 4 gentleman ID tlI- ,74
acquired the habit of going u ar.
and after pricing the lemons. ,t. &C.
about five cents worth Of peanuts,
to the price and does nj bus
Yesterday the fruit man made d,
to sell him something, anyhow.
How much are these melon,
the peanut fiend.
Five cents apiece. "
Can | pick NV melon
Take the biggest You can I'll
''Let me plug EN- to hal O. r-s
Here a knife split 'eu vie
DO MT you throw IN s. t-ul-
ALWAYS"
"Whew II Ia any way e. g.
home b'lieye Ia invest.
Just say the word. AMI
both in a new hack, and give ga
to pay for the melon.
melons are going TO be ela-
while, but if the chrome s-it- ]
melon. No collie IN it, Is there
me see the chromo?'
What chrome ?"
"Why, YOU ought to Be q . CD Il
chrome If you mean bl-inl-, !
get a chrome for casl transact.
Sorry | can't trade" Aai be r.z
handful Of peanuts and s4uutlrsl
ARfoRi0 Herald.
BEATING TIE B4a1E-s
A man who had been ne-I.g
death ty loquaciOus birbers wee
shop the other day and handed we
artists card bearing the words
an easy shave 90
The barber motiouel him 10
then turning around winkel % Be
labOrers and SAID Heres deaf
'un boys. wants an easy shave
if yon cash him be can talk, r.
who was waiting for next. ~
he can't return the first.
shave be bowed Why, he's -
ike Texas boar and his skin lis.
than a canal mules. ~
The boys laughed, and the Ie-
in the meantime had latherel 90
face, INDUCED in further comments
urged the razor over the tlc4 81!
before him. What a nose taa; j..
he. If be should sneeze. vine. q
be - "Well, his cheeks is h4-ir |
razor hone "Do vou want. Us
old his nose while You q Dover BE, --
ny ," asked another Of the ii.erlz ~
do MT know but what ! wi- $3.50
help" BE careful and do M l-
razor down his ear, y yl
admonished another. "Wl4- --
he's got, observed johnny. as r
fingers through the mans l4r
some Of you write q card AMI l-1
do nj want a shampoo. Tie
written and presented to the ulu.s
his head at it, and the h lels =
he arose from the chair.
Its all right, boys, sailhs.4'
down Is cents. II DO mt m.-l
any. | could stand it first TT. s.. q
You didn'tsly any thing a .
third term. or the whi>key rn-
He disappeared, and those bar sr, 50
and thought about him.-P-
nal.
SUDDEN rErENIaN.z L
Yesterday forenoon h-as-
on Griswold street.
back OF his head and a j7ytli -orza Il
and singing his hat ON IL. df
claimed
"WhOop sold my WOO, 41-1,7
Thanksgiving thinner. p" 1
He was invited % sit down 8,
handed bill Of fare. and a-sel O. -
dishes.
Il want chicken. turkey g
quail, snipe. pie. cake, sap U1.-
IN the be t you've got in the s-a'
'aid as he pushed the bill awlv.
The waiter started out, AMI '1
hauld out his wallet AMI coua.i
His face grew serious after m11-
began ID realize that luxlrlc- t~
and in another minute he pllal.-
liable and called out
Il want to see that waitcr
The waiter entered and tlc a-
inued
You hold on little. va ll
nut tina: other order and hrla- L
neat and 'taters and bread L" Il