The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-03-11
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worth twI IN the Ground?
An English boy. nine years old, the
son OF miner kii'd his itc broth by an occidental
shot He then Ind the oody under stairway and tried
to set nrc to the house
PROBABLY one Of the most trying
times In mans NO." savso who ha experienced IT,
rs when lie ntrodu. his WIFE, II years old to
MS daughter, who Is pist o."
-" Morning Tribune, only two cents"
cried newsboy on rhrd avenue car yesterday II,
thought the ifjurs FOUR cents" said nasscnxsr
1--WE reduced H." answered the ooy hearty laugh
followed the but no passenger could bs
Induced TO hay jay Gould's organ for two ccnts
THE Professor of Anatomy ut Cam.
BRIDGE England ieciuring the other night on the hu.
man heart said that In ma experience, now extending
over thirty year., he had not found that pulling in
boat did any real or permanent injury the heart lie
had not found any great dam ge to arise from boating
but he had seen that mucn injury had bccn occasoned
by overeatingo as he termed It, winding up" TOO
often.
Our respected contemporary, the Tinen
speaks OF the Spanish gentleman who has Lately dlsap
peafed In this city ne Don Iogldo. This s kind OF
mistake which 80 learned Journal rarely fails into It
f. not proper Is attach the title Dom the surname
of spaniad That title belongs always to his chris.
tan The real appcalion Of the missing gentle
man Is Don jose Ilogado.
1t should not be supposed that there
are jews who would like to return the Holy Land.
There Is a jewish society ia Russia whose members
contribute one roublc each TO q common fund. At
stated periods fortunate members chosen and
sent 10 Palestine, where out OF this fund they
ported for the rest Of their ives and permitted
their lives IN meditation. The society is called thu
fnqurers after the We fare OF Zion"
Two factions OF Cinnamon have often
fought 10 Virginia City, Nevada recent encounter
ulng In the death Of two ana the wounding OF o0ers
formal agreement OF peace has been signed W
brought about BY Grant Jury the foreman Of which.
in speech, told them that their shooting endangered
other citizens and that they would he driven OF tho
CITY unless they behaved themselves.
The band OF the Fifth Michigan Volun-'
tcors serensded Lincoln. The cornet player, Henry
Kerns, wac tat and the President remarked You
are the biggest blower ever saw" The anecdote 10
revived by The suicide Of Kerne, IN Detroit In conse.
queDce Of the obesity which gave rise to Linoons Joke
OF late years he grew larger steadily and at last
too fat to blow cornet. Lack Of employment made
him respondent and he cut his throat.
-Deviltry exists even in n place so pious4
ly named as Pass Christian. Miss Charles ". Lewis
having there got a wife by decetful means. lie gave
out that he wealthy. and the acknowledged belle Of
the place who had proncred hands OF many
better men, married hun ayowediy because she believed
he abo to support her In luxury He took her W
England and then brought her back and that amount
OF lourneying used no all the money he had. She now
sues for divorce. bu, Is not likely 20 get H.
There is an association in England for
the erection OF Shakespeare memorial at sratfordno
Avon. The Plan Of the protectors includes only
small theatre but also gallery contain pictures and
statue OF shek"sprara1 Interest, vel library Of
sh kespeshln literature and contempt the ultimate
establishment Of training school for young In
farherance " this worthy scheme application IA made
TO tie managers OF the principal IA Europe
and America to nod 50 scl performances IN ad Of tho
memonh fund on Saturday, April 22i; Sunday, tho
Of Shakeanpare's
1t having been reported for some time
past Great Biain that ze quantities OF eoccuius
indcus used to aiulterae beer the British Inland
Revenue once has hai a thorough inquiry de- out
OF ts officers his able to detect cocculus
indlcus brewers premises have the samples Of
beer examined laboratory for many years past
contained 1t has becn ascertaned that almost tho
whole VI the cocculus ndieus imported Is sg4in
ported chie1y to Gcrnany, aud what Il retained for
home consumption use either for poisoning sh or.
when powdered and mixed with fat, ointment for
killing vermin on cattle.
A report prepared by the Secretary Of
the British Board VI Trade shows that the loss Of lives
in BRUSH merchant SHIPS for the three years 1s7072
comprised 553l Of crews ami 3S5 passengers. making
together 0ld. or an average OF nearly 5000 year.
TINS about twice the annual reported
Lost the tlree years 1s3i-36 But the mere antile tom
mage OF the Britt Empire has increased from 27S3,-
7dl In 1885 to 1894 $50 1873 nearly hreefod and
the entrances and cearances Of British ships in for
eign trade OF the United Kingdom I'VE Increased from
666ld23 10 1888 to 2g0i73it 10 1879 nearly skiold.
Therefore, thre B reason 10 believe that the oss OF
seamens ves in British ships much less 10 pro-
portion TO the trade than II was forty years ago.
In Rome, on Feb. II, seventy ladies and
gentlemen, English and American. witnessed the
yelling OF medallion OF Keats the old Protestant
cemetery Gen. Sir Vincent Eyre told, IN few eject
i've words, the history Of the memorial. Miss BArtls
Frere 10 England, and another lady America, stimuli
taneOuSly, but each other. RuIQeeted
the poets tomb should be repaired, and subscribed
sums for that object Sir Vincent Eyre, the recipient
Of these subscriptions, undertook further that
BILE MEDALLION modelled from the mask 10 the possess
sion OF MIR. Severn, should be placed the tomb.
The medallion was executed gratuitously by Mr. War
Tington Wood, VINO has also completed bust OF the
poet. The unwilling OF the former encted round OF
applause for It's admirable effectiveness. Dean Stanley
memorsiized 10 nnd niche Tor the bust Ia West-
Minister Abbey.
"A young Irish clergyman, at the first
wedding he ever had, thought very good time
press upon the couple before HIN the soemny Of the
act. 81 hope Dennis." he said to the coachman, with
bis license in his hand you have well considered hla
solemn step in life" "lhope your rverence."
swered Dennis. ITS a very important step you ara
taking, Mary" said the NJ MISTER "Yes, cir, Snow
Is." replied Mary, whimpering. Perhaps had bet
ter wait while" Perhaps had, your ryeTence,"
eli med IN Dennis. The Minister hardly expecting such
apers0nal application OF his eXhOrtatIon and seeing
the marriage fee vanishing before his betook him
sef to more cheerful aspect of the situation. aud
SAID Yes Of course. is solemn and important, You
know but It's very happy time, after ALL when the
people lovo each other. Shall so with the
Weep. Yes, your RI erence" they both replied and
they were soon made one In the bonds OF matrmonyi
and that young minister n now very careful how he In
PRODUCES the solemn vies Of marriage TO timd couples
One of those retired old schoolmasters
whose heavy walking canes constitute their only visible
means OF support, was enjoying himself in bArroom
the other evening behind hot whiskey. when he
was approached by a Jealous temperance crusader.1
The following was the dialogue; Crusader-"My
friend. let me entreat you 10 put down thAe
glass. You already have had more than enc Ugh
do put Il Gown" schoolmssler-,after swallow. !
Ing bis punch)-"It Is down. sir; 1t lie down."
Crusader docking sad" All, my friend. that Is bad.
very bad" schoolmAster -(smling)-" cir, 10 IL
good very good so good that want another" Crusa-
der-"Remember that the Bible says the drunkard
shall not inherit the kingdom OF God.' You give
up drinking II you would be saved" schoolmaster-
"on the contrary must drink largely IN order 10 be
saved Out large biA,i, bens dorDiit; QH bsgs dornn
non cogti1i mdium' QU non cogttat NAHUM non pee
cat Qui psccat sdivgs crit Ergo. QH large b,bh
gaiUuS Do know what that means 2n Crusader