The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1876-09-14
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

tcause the baby did not take the trst prize
Iatta baby show. ''if.4.1:ss.S:ss" 81
= The Fillerdslfer Convenshun fol
revising the spelling OF the English
Elangwidge has adjifned. :
Says: Jean Paul: AZ timid person
is frightened before a danger, coward
during the time, and q courageous person
afterwards. sS ss.s q ~
rx- The candidate who was "in the
4:hands sof bis friends" was taken! home
safely. They pulled off his boots and
tput him to bed. 80! III; !
So IT'S said sbs soaking beet, parsnip,
iicarrot; ;and turnip seed iIl: yyart1 water
Ebefore planting they w;ll i' be made to
tgerminate; sooner: ~. /
r It takes q good deal os philosophy
for man who bumps. his head against
an empty shelf to excuse the shelf on the
score'of hard timesS :ss7-- ''Isr"
] Il A French translator is said TO- haze
translated the poets exclamation, "Hail,
horrors! hail p into ."iHow do you do,
horrors I! how do you dol"~
That's carrying thething altogether
too far, you know" as the man said when.
he got off the cars at the Centennial and
found his trunk had gone on to Pitts
burg. -
-"Py Shiminy, how dot poy studies!
de languages {" is what delighted el-I
cerly German said when his four-year-
old son called him 4 blear-eyed son of a
EsaMshorse. Ss2jEzssszsSss.',
= There is 8 man in N Nesar.ksso close
,Ithat. Rhen be attends church be. Occupies
fthe pew fart hest from the pnlpit,to to save
thesinterest onshis money while the COL
iectoEs are passing The plate for contribu-
] S. --.alN hich lis. the best tswaystol pop the
| auestionY" The answer which takes the
prize is as follows "With the mouth,
and Immediately afterwards the lips alone
may be ,used1togood Advantage
MANY country people are selling,eggs
and butter "a. buy their bacon, and using
the baconto feedtt6e .handsiwho make
1.-THE cotton, which is mortgaged to pay for
Hhe5s fertilizers used sfina making it.
That's farming. .......;
1t isn't enough that Centennial
hotel keepers should have been already
driven to the verge of bankruptcy and
suicide, but right on top of it all comes
the announcement of an intended excur.
sion thither by the Texas editors.
-"Whati is the. chief use of bread p
l inn
exhibition. 1.-THE chief use of bread"
answered the urchin, apparently aston
ished at the simplicity of the inquiry, "is
to spread butter and jam on it.Y. ~
- Sitting Bull is thus described By an
old Indian; trader of Fthe Northwest:
"He'goes dressed Sas plainly and as dirty
as any Indian of low degree; he has a
powerful appetite for whiskey, and will
get drunk whenever an opportunity Of
fers." IT, =,
= A fourteen-year-old boy has quit
learning to smoke on reading the asser-
ton of a physician that it interferes with
the molecular changes coincident with
the development OF the. TISSUES, and
makes the blood corpucles oval and ir-
regular at the edges. II
| The following letter from young
man; was lately addressed to Judge OF
| Probate: "Sir, my father departed this
life not long. since, leaving q rife and
| five scorpians. He died detested, and
his estate is likely to prove inso1vaw
! wastlett exeeutioRer, land being stold-tha
you was judge of reprobates,. apply to-
you for letters of condemnation"
-.@AsTexasr editorEsays "Eyerssince
one observation-disclosures stopped ehiss paper
and took out his advertisement because
1 we did not notice the arrival OF man
from the country who was owing him for
q bill of goods and which he failed to-
collect, not knowing that the man was in
| town, we have been very generous in our
mention ofdistinguished arrivals"
The New York Sun says: "Laborers
who want to make an end to hard times
to revive industry, to turn the dishonest
of6ce-holders out of office and put stop
tosthe present extrayagan OF the gov
ernment, should vote for Tilden." Not
only laborers, but everybody else is tired
of the general prestration of business
brought about BY the party noWin power
t>and wilt make their feelings manifest
next November by electing Tilden and
Hendricks, and thereby securing an
honest and efficient administration:
IN our western countries, ,l itiit not long
since, man was tried and found guilty
of stealing a pig. In writing out 4the
verdict the foreman wrote, 'fWee fine the
prisner knot gilty." One Of the jury,
|lwhoh had seen the inside of school-housse,
wanted some slight ehangeamade IN the
lannail;nom Of the verdict Init fha foreman