, 1876-09-24
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solitude Is well enough until you want tn h..
row omethlne.--Dan1u'y Neacs. ~ 'o>
a catafalque Is Very much like a monsoo,o.-
both Imply demice'-Ne,o York Grap1ic' 1i''saa'
4 st. Louis man run six blocks oft.r
thinking he was going to fre-Mz1, w. uVse Q
! Herald. --1'e~ ftrk
Brickmakcrs die very young, not t>c,,.. :,
gods love them particularly. but becans.s :; tae
is such kiln business. tnetrz
Canny.@Sportsman-" That's q touph ~.
| fellow, Jemmy!" keeper-aAye, sir. o,.n' vi,
bird to send to your freens. s."-Iuneh. sN"'&'
A city young man who read s.Now Is the tfr,.
for husking bees" chased bee Is mnntc. eats "
ascertain what kind OF a husk it had on. "
The London policemen are to have cork h.,-
NETS The cork is supposed to preserve ,hsi. hsi.
fzz-ique and to increase their popularity.
SAYS Seth Green: "a No mackerel IA a h..
ter temperance-lecturer than John B. Gonob
ever was. At least 1t will make person driSt
more water"
''What object do you now see!" asked n.
doctor: The young man hesitated, and thpn
replied ut appears like iackass, bo:tor b9t hnt
I think it's your shadow"
Discussion between a wise child and its tnto,~
world" "No, it isn't" "Yes, it L." UThen
why doesn't it keep the rain offa''
A section-master On the Erie Railway. 811,no
out blank describing railroad accident {ThicR
happened to be the killing Of cpw1, undAr the
head, s.What dispositions" wrote, 'sMild and
.......
ouf mlntary maneuVres!-1r1sh dri1lser-
gcaht tto squad OF mll1tlamene" Pr's'nt
.RrIus "a astonishing result" Hfv'ns! what
4M yersi1vcs !!''-Punch.
How often. when the sah1e cnr+of,o =, nth.
are ar M drawn around the world, viii vivid picture4
man who has had green peaches and cream for
supper ana VINO cannot flnd the bottle Of pain
ElIer.-Ao7ne Se71ttHe1.
"That's all right, " remarked the proce, ra-
assuring1y as be chased the 1,iece Of cheese hack
into the customers basket whence - pes 'seA ~
deavoring to escape. ''Yes," replied the Gus
toner, obviously, know it must be, for mita
The Mana fCal.} Trnusc,Int renor+a that Il.
little boy after seeino niet+v 1no5 nras,uxe =
the other tay. obtained frrrn snme cn,ft 49,
a letlgc near town wanted to Enn,x ~ - ,iuaa
it he didn't think somebody had hnr;ad nes s1.1,s
smnieces there and thev had rotted '4'4 = ''a's
At the restanr,nt-Gnest who ,r,,.oa, II.
7sna1 wa;tar ss ,vhat 1oe WY ~ u,oses Ms
NJ ,nt as nas pesoe re- Oh Auguste
yretch nv dear sf he nsr to noieh the n1.tas ta
with his handEarrh;af rl,ora f.; o-.a4L p4Hses 1.
lin lnn.vNI,va ho., ~ IL +ran 1osnel ~. nho
-i1st IT. 1,e ca+nh T ~ ~ - ~ tht, lJ1 monsa
,,tse,. A~' t1@~ ~<''lA 41 ~ 4'' 'l'aA all
Tommy is fond of sugar. and asks his mothe.
or some to eat with bis Strawberries. She re-
uses. he appears resigned, but adds gravely:
ou hngW' mamma, Wnat happened round The
ornert Ihere was little boy, and his mother
:oola nor g1ve h1m any sugar on his strawber.
les' anu~, ano-: AND next day be fell
ITO Well"
The Judge asked m Irish no1ieeman named
,'Connell, :. When did YOU last ~ see vonr sis-
era'' The policeman replied, aTne list time
aw her, my lord, was about eight months aoo
hen she called at my house, and was onf.,'
he Jndre: g Then von fiid MT zoe ha- m tha@
ccaslon" Ihe 1rishman answered, "No, my
'fo' WASN'T tnefe-"
As Mr.. O]dfashion's children we're frolfckfue
lille their father indulced in his Sun1ar nan
'ncle Peter suggested: "Clarley. YOUR fnthe1
ants to Sleep and you had better keen ouiet.n
I've looked out for that replied Young hope
IL; ~ thought perhaps we should be noisy,
nd went ii and stuffed his ears with cot.
N while he was asleep.'' and he went on with
is skylarking.
An o,d .,an+,e,,on wont on+ =, .h.o. 4
does ~ act5,Innen;od ~, H., ". - saoos pl
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