The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-06-02
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tfess ntaNN the llsTltfslft IN III lsaifitNs
h~oesh-~la. The theklrA the hens,
nightly.
II has bern discovered that the
average life M n lien In eight months.
wts8t d 4asS4A Asssaa Mxss ktsafa @8ef944s*fAAf1NF
hIsAmrk against tho e,Ige VI n Mueai
she'd a,s,f just tell him that ha In
wasting Time.
a Duluth girl married n Young imam
because he lifted Iaia hfst - beautifully
n% llr PASSED l.sT. She got a divorce
lrrmusr he lifted the Mhie - lastsi-
fully when III. dinner didn't suit him.
Detroit Free Itsss.
Mrs. Henry" rail John to his wife,
one morning. III yun risc mo u Christ.
mas present this year. please arrange
II 30 the hill won't come I'm Till neat
month. Ii'a ju~t ~ we'll 10 keep up
the Illusion Tor u short Time"
Tho author u II want 70 be an
angel. Sc, II disputed. This II
carrying the hostility to General
Butler most too fur. H. wrote thnt
lovely little sons In the fond hope that
posterity would have something pleas.
mt 10 remember him by.
An apprentice sailor hoy fell from
the round top" @ the deck. stunned,
Int little hurt. The captain cNclaim.
Cd, III surprise, Why, where dill you
come froiny't From I'll. Noril. OF
ireland, yer honor was the prompt
reply, AZ the poor fellow gathered him
self up. y
An Algerian Idea Il that the angel bi
death scixes q dying III by the hnIf
or tho heal nnd carries him up to
Paradise. To lock III tho front seats al
q o n-can u would suppose that the
angel of death had been making y
"a To carry n way anything but hair.
Said a Nevada lawyer concerning q
man who hal kicked his wife down
stairs Gentlemen of the Jury, liz
h'istsa hor' Great heas, rs. lru l%l'ieie,
her! Hottie brute. once. perhaps, 4
man raisctl his foot and applied u I.
the form of her Who. III the holy altar
he hnd sworn To love and cherish
We hear that keno IN to be introduce
ell into society this Winter Ms u liirrnr,
means of passing the long evenings
WI are told that II Il q little arrange
ment where you VT nnl hear Il mnf
Il slew 'skcvl' ''threc." and yo,
get flve buttons In il row NIL execl'
one. when some one Ut the other unt
Or tho room takes ali the money.
hass s \ iire In this .ars' well. l.,
see. ono IL our directors III Il eluthln,
man. md another IL ii doctor, and IN
other Ii il drug store Keeper, md mn
other runs Ii tombstone factory. nnt
yol know Iii this world people mus
Tive mnd let live. 80 you sen al
right. sir 60 ahead with your coffin
At R.wllng. Wyoming Territory. !,
fellow standing oil the depot platform
az thu Union Pacific Railroad ncui
drntntly shot on his rifle. The bal
we~nlihrou9h Il weather. ioarl, through
II mans cont It'll nn.l between III In
ynlia ln.l, aud her daughter. Ami,
thu sensation the fellow locked ut tn
weather board und said, lisa sinutll
hole
Al n colnrca resident 81 Detroit WIN
hrcnsiinr The storm, With u new TN
brclla over hta heild. lo wils hnlt.ti Z
int Your unbrellng" Yea. sah cos
me ~" Mi,s the prompt reply. MI
Savage" aaltl the ether. Very sulcllL
IL. "wlu.n Ii man will h,ls Ii W. Tin
ir.lla IL keep the vel aTn u iitiy cal
suit ~ close. what's dc list ~ tal
about economy
A resident who reached Detroit by
noon train lAtely. after M al,scne
of Two weeks, Wns met III tllr depot y
his eight year old son. who lpull
welcomed him. And w ovcr,lnd
we'll. WillieY" asked tlr father. "Th
wcll,Ht kind replied tho boy. An
nothing has hniuMncdY' "Nothin
ri Mi, I've been good and Jennie
been good, and | never saw mn bellilt
herself ~ we'll IN she has this tinlc!'
There IL only one wayto get anual
with this cable cNtortipn, nnd TINT
to usn thu lowest possible Wut.ts III,
Don't say, II Will come father
sick = "syonr draft In accepted {
usc II az those tersc expression
Hny. s.Apcdt,iously / circuln,nd,
lntns," father pleuropcrlillcumonl.
cntly drgencint,s,' VI some. lit
siinnle thing of that nature. md the
You'll net your money u worth, Gwen |
seventy 1.-Two cents 4 word.
A regular bumper. Giving 70,
hcnd Il knnrk. The man who max,
"buth .nls meet The coiblc
father light reading "A volume,
smoke. Tho trouble In some chnrch'
seems To he IT Il pcw-gilistic nAtur
The tAilor's fnvorite vegetable Ca
bngc. a party sip-le Taking ten on
Regular liz dsluirtcrs Silver invent
i've cent pieces. An old soakcr II
Dclugc. a waiter that mover. spcal
The dumb walter. Where tho GO,
90 I'm summer do TO grass VIII.
j bird supper and d bucket. arc nil
When they both 80 down v.
Where 10 look for Staying about I'll
time In Turkey. When the graI
Jury ind q bill. II II supposed y b.
g~rcenhHckg a legal tender Tho ml
ii the draw bridge. Boston 1fauttcl
The Dominion government promises N