The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1876-11-09
FACTS AND FANCIES.

| nlSHtNl remuneration ittclNCuD ny ANtllnH
| Patti was fifty dollars Il night. Strakoych
says her price for America now is ~, 900
a night.
BE as the little child who eats and
sleeps and grows, God gives you the
best nourisbment although not always
the sweetest to the taste, - NGdamc
GWy0R.
A WITTY French journalist thus de-
scribes the difference between the Serbs
1 and Turks. The former cut off the left
ear OF their prisoners the latter the
right.
SAID fancy farmer to some guests at
his country seat ON the Hudson; viii
you have milk or champagne, my
friends adding somewhat sadly, zone
costs 4, much az the other
DIooENG, being asked, "Thc biting
Of which beast is the most dangerous?"
answered II you mean wild beasts,
It's the slandercr if tame ones, the fiat
tercr"
An Illinois minister announced on hi,
Sunday bulletin. "'Ghc funeral of Ju-
das lscariot.' 70 which I'm oblging lel-
low added, friends Of the deceased are
cordially invtcd,'
Il WISH you would pay little atten.
ton to what am saying, sir rOared a
lawyer at an cxaspcrating witness. 81
am paying as little as | can," was the
calm rrply.
A r,nr .oIl;or vho.o no,.sor 10 .,,,
nor,od Inv twa wooJrn Iods wa. met nv
= ricnd yho fms orr,.tnI him. "NIy
Jo"' G',Inw c,naratn,nte Won uno1
L,yirr two wn,Gnn ic~s - " jvhv an 81
said thc ,ctrron 'Rrc,u.c ynu can
never cglch cold in your feet"
\ nocroR IN Ireland was disturbed m
the night by rappihg ON lhe door, ana,
opening 1t, found Iab ing man Wi'
lad come Tor nm, Have you nrCh
long here asked the doctor ln"a1e
| nave answered RAY. pun 'och'
because ! was AFRAID Of dl'ttI ing your
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TALK to the point, ana stop ""'n you
have reached H. he '"cu'ly some u''T
Tor making one luc' 'oS'' ~ P"u' w
paper IS not gooo Ior much' h' comp,
hcnslye IN all you say or write. 10 hI'
a volume upon nothing Is cfGGit 10 mo-
body, though lord 'hestericIa Wroie
very clever poem upon nothlhg-"'""
NeaI
4 uowN-town bar'korper has invented
Il patent free lunch counter 1t ~ ar
ranged So that when the wandrIrr pun.
"r,cLors 'ra "," ,"J @ ,,y, 'rirLle. and he grnrL.
tLo L,kod bo,ns q Giant fish descend.
From thc cc;linr and ,.bonncl! him
wLTo a ,,;contir foot snrinu. from fine q
vail n'T onJ W. bi",s lin, inf, tbr .,reet
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As editor i, described as man VINO
is liable to grammatical hIundeIN, typo
graphical errors and iap'c ot memory,
and has ,wenty-hyc thousand people
watching linn tnpplng-a man OF sorrow
and acquainted with Srleh poorly puU
poorly estlnatcd, YET ch'lto hy some "'
Lr'ns l"o EnUri5, "
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ana ooUo't" '''''' "p 'tG'I vu NV "',","
came pngN n, Nv ,'1"I,"i ~ a,h ,on W ,ay;m,,
IaS%nlu.l,'' yo"' II ,"i,r IN sV| ,hp pyli;o ,,yl;coo
DaIl ON thc street "G"l'' ! Il w ,,' r',,,IJ r,I
alter you ma nc nt1yJ" .Hr, l,,', AWAY '''
forgot All about MS SooVu'"' ""l''
Norwich Bulletin: One of the maca-
zine writers asks: "Did you ever hide
some sacred thought beneath your pillow
I and weave a web of tender hope about
it?" We never did, and we doubt if
any one else ever did. In the first place
most people never hide anything hehcath
thelr P'lIoW ull'eN' ~ - IA " ',I,,u"i ,L
WhGli Vuey nay /" Io'u' anu V'''", :, ~ 40 "
under the prov now nte YOU so''E "
weave "rytnllS ''o"nU ,,I IT "l''''ut ;'''
ing the pillow up ne At, l'aE"".ins.' .i,,-
seems to bea'klns very ioo'''I' q"e''''''''
roy,s way of stating things, though
often inelcront is generally nervous.
ExampIc: \ lad at Easten, PcnusyI-
rnnin entered 4 druo store. bottle in
bamJ and said he wanted ten cents
wnrth of "ornal,.monv." The druggist
told him to repeat the word. and said,
.sDon't You mean arnica, or ammonia ?'
q dunno" was the reply. "What is it
for ?"iasked the druggist. Cant tell, %
said the bow, starting slowly out When
near the door bright idea illumucd
HIM. and he turned and asked the drug
rist. "If your wife hit you on the