Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1876-05-13
ABOUT WOMEN.

It Is impolite to wink at a lady with the
left eye.
In Southern California the girls 90
barefoot clear up.
A female dentist soothes refractory
molars in Plainwell, Mich.
For quOndam Quakeress, Miss Dick
insOn Is going to dress pretty we'll.
A girl in Peru, Indiana, recently re-
covered 800 in breach Of promise suit.
Queen Victoria will contribute to the
Centennial twenty etchings by herself.
Miss Kellogg denies that she is to be
married at all She doesn't like hymns.
4 TThe Nevada man who kissed Dr. Mary
Walker kissed her right in the mOuth-Of
silver mine.
'f5ilver Threads Among the Gold" is
the song that Olive Logan Is forced to
sing.
Miss Kellogg denies that journalistic
ladies annoy her, On the contrary she
likes them.
Cruel Boston wouldn't let Victoria
Woodruff "hire hall" That's the ma
ked truth.
We don't hear from Mrs. Swisshelm.
Let us trust, however, that the chemiloOn
still waves.
John Forster willed TO Thomas Carlyle
the gold repeater watch bequeathed to
him by Dickens.
James Gordon Bennett has fOrswOrn
fast trains. He Is saving up money now
to pay for silken trains.
A prudent woman has been discovered
by the Brooklyn Argus. She carried her
hustle under her arm.
Kate Field would rather have one Lon
don success than two husbands, and evil
IDENTIFY she i going TO have il.
Sdsan b. Anthony has dropped the b.
from her name. Susan occasionally
makes concession to public opinion.
\ Hartford servant girl who appropri-
ated her mistress dress without leave
and wore it to ball has been sent TO Jail.
The measles have attacked Brigham
Young's family; and you bet they've got
their hands full-the measles, we mean.
A child with two faces was born re-
Gently In Alabama. As the father is no
politician the event has made him unusu-
ally thoughtful.
Mr.. Belknap says it was always his
pIltcIplc W ioph ottI loI No !, anu III =
Belknap says it was always hers to look
out for No IIa.
Fashionable ladies in mourning wear
black stockings. This will cast a gloom
over the entire community of street
loafers.
Harriet Hosm9r is coming to the Cen
tennial. As an American lady she finds
it quite pleasant to visit America occa-
sionally.
Miss Anna Dickiuson's wardrobe is
said to be the most elegant ever worn by
an actress. Fine dresses cover q multi
tude of stage sins.
A Minnesota woman dislocated her jaw
the other day while scolding her husband.
Verbum sapientes-a word to the sap
head is sufficient.
A good many people in Toranto object
to Miss Muddie's preaching. As she is
always Middle, however, she is not GO
ing to dry up.
Ida Lewis, the animated life. saving
machine, has received divorce; or,
rather her husband has. He says ''she's
got too much muscle.
The Baltimore girls hustle IS so deli
cately adjusted that whenever she is much
agitated it becomes an accurate register
OF the pulSatiOnS OF her heart.
LoganspOrt has young woman who
has been married to five different men.
Whether she was divorced from any of
them is not so well known.
Pheba Cozins says the law is the finest
of the prOssions. 1t is indeed-its chief
business is to split hairs and search for
flaws in the English language.
The ladies of Crawford county, Iowa,
at a recent meeting took vote on the
woman suffrage question. The teller re-
ported 3 votes in favor and So against.
Miss Anna Louisa Cary's first appear
ance in concert after her return from Eu-
rope will pc made at Portland, Me-, du-
ring a fair to be given by the Odd-Fel-
lows in that city.
BelOccl is ''haunted from city to city
by black-eyed Russian adOrer." Stra-
kcsch is too practical a manager to pay
more than six dollars a week to such ro-
mantle shadows.
A Georgia lady wants divorce on the
ground that her husband was drunk
when she married him. If he had been
sober ON that memorable occasion the
thing would never have happened.