The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1876-11-09
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

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MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
Low eflections-Polished boots.
Turkey gobblers-the Great Powers Of
Europe.
For the accumulation of wealth say.
Ing is better than getting.
| Motto for the Russian bear about this
time-Now comes the hug of war.
"A man should live within his income,
even if you have to borrow to do it.
An indiscreet person is like an I'M
sealed letter, which is seldom worth read
Ing.
-Appleton's Journal says that children
suffer more miseries than adults, but for.
get them sooner.
| "A man might face death at the can
mons mouth and yet shrink from collect.
ing an ice bill in October.
| Russia feels that she will be all right
if she can only get the Bull ge-aria on
Turkey, before Intervention comes.
Wendell Phillips told the Woman
Suffrage meeting at Faneuil Hall that
seven-tenths Of the husbands are frauds.
The days of great profits have passed
for the present. We must now be content
to build up our bank accounts by nickels.
There is only one thing more honor.
able than seeking after employment, and
that is to be faithfully engaged at work
already secured.
-" Yesterday being pleasant Sunday"
says the Norpich Bulletin, .'most of the
boys who attended Sunday school brought
home good many chestnuts which kind
man had given them"
Another growing distress of our
afflicted country is the overweening de-
sire of certain classes of its society to get
something for nothing.
We are slowly but surely approach
ing the Thanksgiving time when man
must know how to carve fowl Or get
ready to take baked turkey in his lap.
The Mohammedans of India are rails
ing funds to help their spiritual and
temporal lord,'' the Sultan of Turkey,
who is being ''harassed by the infidel."
George William Curtis intimatcs that,
in his opinion, there is no man more fool
ish than the one who commits his indig-
nation to paper and sends it to an editor.
Palestine is to have a railroad, and
| tAC Ciy WILL AL stDONl\ 1Ol it
rusalem. Passengers for Moab and the
Dead Sea will please remain in the for
ward IN. Y. Commercial.
ike has had a irritating skin disease.
Mrs. Darlington says "Ihe Charlotte
Russo broke out all over him, and if he
hadn't wore the Injun beads rs an omelet
it would doubtless have illuminated IA
tally"
-" Plenty of milk in your cans this
morning ?" the customer asked Burling-
ton milkman yesterday morning. And
the milkman nodded gravcly as without
q wink in his eye he made reply, "Chalk
full. "-Hawk- Eye.
Tho man who has been sitting all
summer in public square looking for a
job of work lately transferred his observa-
ton to warm bar-room, where he can see
Just as much and be more comfortable
N. q. ReDublican.
According to an old soldier once scrv-
ing in st. Helena, the great Napoleon had
a leaning toward rural economy. He
would carry stick about as thick as q
end. and, anywhere he went, if he saw q
weed. he would always spud it up.-Lon'
don Times.
| "A cigar contains acetic, formic, buty.
ric, valerie and proprionic acids. prussic
acid, creosote, carbolic acid, ammonia,
sulphuretted hydrogen, pyridine, viridine,
picoline and rubidene, to say nothing
about cabbagine and burdockic acid.
That's why you can't get good one fol
less than five cents.
We now have the fall of the autumn
leaf. Also the fall of the man who steps
on it on the wet pavement. A leaf nc
longer than ten-cent note will get under
the heel of q man worth $213, 900 and
make him sit down so suddenly that the
most practical eye can't tell whether his
hat or his collar button flew the highest
Exchange.
He called at the police Office yester.
day, and stated that he was in trouble. IA
fine young fellow, sh ust SO nice as any.
body, came up to me on the street, and
said: How you does? Long time since
saw you in Shasta County, says: !
nefer vas in Shasta County, He says
Why, drinks see you dere.' says
No, lives near Auburn He goes away
and bimeby meets chap and he says
How you vas since left you at Auburn !?
I lend him Elm hundred dollars until the
pank opens, und / dond see him some
more. Vat you drinks ?''-1Sacrament
Union cord. 4z1
Yesterday afternoon about three
o'clock, q small child, aged about three
years, son of Mr.. John Haley, accidental.
~ fell into we'll on his premises, adjoin.
ing Powell's SOAP works. The mother fol
some days had been confined to the house
by severe sickness, but on hearing the cry
! rySVy 1,xyov of Me- IL
out Of bed, rushed to the well and jumped
: in. The alarm being given, both mother
J and child were rescued from their perilous
situation. Great fear is entertained fol
the mothers safety. Mrs. Lewis, who
happened to be at the house at the time
} seized the we'll chain, fastened it around
her waist, and was let down by the nurse
} She succeeded in keeping their heads out
OF water until rescued. There were ter
feet of water in the well. omaha Herald
"A peasant woman called at drug
gist's with her face bound up, and com
planning Of toothache. The druggist gave
her something TO- put on il, and she re
turned to the country. The next day the
druggist received another visit from her
Do you still suffer with your tooth % hi
asked. Yes" she replied. They tel
me it will hurt me all day." THAT il
not necessary. will give you something
stronger that will stop the pain immedi:
ately." With that the druggist proceeded
to prepare the remedy and gave it to hel
with instructions to be sure and put it on
the tooth, etc. The pays1nne listened at
tcntively, and then said: My kind SIR
would you please put it on the tooth your.
self! I've got it here in my pocket.
J had it pulled this morning. y $3.50