New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-06-10

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Syelv Orleans Republican
erFlclAL JOURNAL Of THE UNITED STATES
OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF new oRleAN'
NEW ORLEANS. JUNE 10, 1875:
Union Adams is patriotic shirt maie
n New York.
Frogs in French restaurants are kno"'
% water chickens.
II vill room be time to muzzle dogs ant
make them run mad.
Coldsmith Maid is continually running
herself down by beating her own time.
Senator Ferry says he does not want Y
he Vice President. Well, he shouldn't.
People will never understand that kero
sene ia explosive or that pistol is loaded
II il not known how tho appointment o.
Doorkeeper Patterson struck Billy Patter
son.
The exercise of walking on . railroad
track has peculiar fascination for . deal
mute.
It is reported that DR.. J. c. Aver, pill
man, has become insane Gone to meet
Helmbold.
The Prince of Wales has suffered in the
death of Poole, the man Who made his
pantaloons.
The manner of the Sultan's death is likely
to start all of the funny Abdul Assessors
again.
There is not Samson among them, but
the Democrats continue to talk about the
strongest man.
AAsOAA
prefer comfort. There Is such condition
a. being too healthy.
It is not decided whether Kerr will re-
sign by advice of his physicians or by
advice of his party.
The favorite instrument of Levy is q
cornet, but when he sees sheriff in the an
dience he plays an off glide.
Mr.. j. H. Riddell has written . novel
called "Above Suspicion" 1t greatly re-
sembles Caesars Wife,"
The nobility of England are disgusted be-
cause the Derby race was won by . colt
which had NO pedigree.
A shirt bosom warranted to wear longer
than the Shirt" is IN illproportioned ar
ticle advertised for sale by dealer.
Theodore Tllton, on his travels, repairs
nll gravestones on which is inscribed the
name of elizabeth Richards"
The Mammoth Cave. in Kentucky. is
offered for sale. The property presents q
fine opening for some young man.
DR.. Hall is dead; but An idea is abroad to
the effect that cucumbers ehould not be
IL, tney are rnv. ---chIy -;rA
II it had not been for the Democrats there
would have been no war, and Hancock
never would have been Msjor General.
An Iowa paper says: There will be no
fourth of July celebration ct Hsuns this
year." What is the matter with HANNAH
Bates is considering how man can get q
hand cuff on his ear; he has satisfied him
self that horse can die on Q mans hand.
A Philadelphia man has discovered
method of heating houses by reflection.
He finds no difficulty at this season of the
year.
William Writ Skies has been appointed
consul to Cardiff. This will give Olive
Logan an opportunity to wrestle with the
giant.
The title of honorable" is not 80 lasting
- that of colonel or general. When man
gets out of Congress the honorable does
not etsnd by him.
lsaac Watts is one of the centennial
judges, but it appears he was never con-
suited concerning the hymn written by Sid.
ney Lanier, the Georgia poet.
Sir Ashley Cooper said, "No man ought
to be aware that he has . stomach" The
majority of men eat and drink az if they
came up to C0oper's standard.
There are men who wear secondhand
clothing and never get . square meal of
who can tell you exactly where
Daniel Drew made his greatest mistake.
It was just the same way when Solomon
was alive. He said, "All the labor of man
10 for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not |
satisfied"
Brains are looking up in politics. The
Eighth congressional district of Massachus-
stts sends James Russell Lowell and James |
Freeman Clarke as delegates to the Gin |