The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-04-13
PENMS VI HANLA DEITSH
BREEF FUN SAMMY SCHNITzLER.
DUNNERsBARRIcK, April der 10, '76.

helfa, ich mus der amOhl n essay shriva
uf der subject fun nora. Es hut feelere
nora in den welt, un orrick feel fun
yader sort. Es hut monsleit nora un
weibseit norra-olty un yungy, reiche
un ormy, grossy un klaney, g'larnty un
ung'larnty.
Now, ca ding will iCh aver fershtonna
hawa, un sell is os ich net doun bin uf de
norra-gor net, for Sc sin uftmohls orrick
usefully lett. Mer con Sc usa uf feelerle
weaga, un iCh bin in fact de nora era
beshter freind.
Wan mer in de shtadt gait un gookt we
de fashionable weibs)eit rumm shteppa
in era tight g'shponnty frocks aw un SO
krixa-fxa uf IN bookle, don kummst mer
tzu der conclusion os Sc Ora sin
fun der hoch-meeticha awrt, uf course.
Aver Sc sin eva doCh usefully kredoora,
we'll Sc era menner odder era dawdies
bissy halta for gelt g'nunk ferdeena for so
stylishe appearances uf tzu hata. Es is
goot wann olty lett sellerweag GUS mis-
chief g'halta werra, un hort shafia missa.
Wann a man un fraw era grossy maid
uf bringa Ona Sc larna shatia-so os Sc
gor nix wissa fun waya, odder wesha,
bigla, kee melka, hussa FLEA odder bub-
bellin tenda, aver yusht novels lasa un s
pianna shpeela, well Sc IS net respectable
Consdera tZu shafa don con mer siCh druf
| ferlussa os 50 dawdles un mommies nora
sin. Aver Sc sin aw usefully nora, for
Sc gevva era arwet tzu onner lett de garn
shatfa for n honesty un decenty living
tzu ferdeena.
Wan aver all 81 geld un ferdeensht fer
sowft, don sawgt mer ar is n norr. Well,
aver sell is net g'sawt os so N norr for
kea use is in der welt. So nora we de
sort muss s hawa for s geld in circula-
ton du. Un es hut enyhow tzu feel men,
sha in der welt, un wann dale fun de
nora siCh obsolut dote sowfa wella, Ell
don lus Sc ga, for ,sellerweag maucha Sc
sich aw useful un gevva arTet for der
mon os de dodalawd maucht, un ar muss
aw lava.
Anmon os N goots hondwark uf gebt
un dut sich entirely OBJ gevva NIT politics
un Office is n norr. Aver ar is n gooter
un usefuller norr. De arwet wo are ais
g'shatft Lut, un der ferdeensht os ar OILS
enjoyed hut passed d no in fershtendiche
hands, un selle enjoya de benefit derfu.
De karls wo ehrlish uf der opinion sin
os wann mer m lond getrei deena will
mus mer s republican ticket vota un
supporta, sin all nora, aver aw fun der
unshuldich un useful awrt. Es is de very
sort os sich useful moucha for de benefit
fun so lett we der Grant un 81 BREEDER un
shwoger un cousins un freindshaft gener-
ally. Els is depatriotic republican nora
os 20 karls we der Babcock, un Bellnap
un Shepperd un de gOns ormy fun grossy
deeb in de grossy Office halt. Mer sin s
de nora shuldich os sheer all de grossy
g'filld sin NIT deeb, un's gocta derfu is os
mer Sc net supporta missa in de Jail un
penitentiaries, we de commonly deeb os
yusht flash un krumbeera un geil un
shoe un hussa shtala. Wann S net for
&c patriotic party nora w@r don hetta
mer gons n onnery Gloss lett in de srossy
offices lett de net CONS allies shtala data,
un dino hetta mer de feela deeb all uf
| hond, un mer mista Sc feedera un Sc uni
forme in shtrafche hussa all uf m public
expense. Over der weag we s is, is feel
besser. Nit der hilf fun de nora era
votes kenna mer Sc in de offices halta, un
dort dun Sc sich yusht selver helfa, un
selly is handy all round.
Etmohls over dun even de nora a
wennich shtuvveriCh w@rra un wella 8
nimmy du os Sc for de deeb un ring
managers era ticket vota
Over for suddiche all right tzu setza
dun de deeb leaders yusht owfonga in
der Jeff Davis un in de rebels generally
nj pitcha, un sell fetchd se--dno kumma
de goot g'noddoorty un potriotishe nora
un vota s gons deeb ticket solid; dino
shlooka Sc de gons sow-der Swantz
arshta. geaga de borshta. Wann mer kea
nora het waer de republican party yusht
n party fun leading deeb. Over de nor
ra gevva denna leaders era supports is
de feela nora era votes os de bizness dut,
un wan Sc ebmohls wennich shtuvve-
rich werra we'll republican Office holders
sheer tzu orriCk shtale, DOM kumma Sc
all right wann mer ena yusht in der JEFF
Davis un in de rebels nj pitchd. Sell is
der weag os mer de nora in der repub-
lican party holt.
&Wann mer recht ivver de saucha con-
sidered con mer net onnershter Os tzu der
conclusion kumma os de majority fun de
lett yusht norra sin fun amer sort odder
de onnere. Even de wo Tzeitunga lasa
-ich glowb now so g'wiss ich lab os de
majority fun ena ow norre sin. Watch
yusht amohl amer wonn ar de Tzeitung
ufpickd eb or net for s very arsht ding
sana will wass os der Sammy Schnitzler
tzu sawga hut desmohl. Sc gevva nix
um de telegraph news un morriCkt re-
ports un de lisht fun dota, oder de nouma
fun denna osg'hired hen-fun all so
sOuch gevva Sc nix so long os Sc my Penn
sylvania Deitch noCh net g'lasa hen. Tn
sell prooft os Sc ow n sort fun nora sin.
De fact is, ich glowb by chucks os ich sell
wer nix os n Pennsylvania DeitsE er.norr
bin, for wann ich N raler fershtendicher
philosopher wRr don het iCh de geduld
gor net for doh on mein pine dishly hue
ka un proweera NIT mein g'shreib de
CONS kutterment fun norra convinsa os Sc
nora sin.
Yaw, ich muss confessa os ich aw n
norr bin-de majority sin nora, un iCh
bin member fun der majority. Yusht
ca ding suit mich net-os meer nora
yusht lava setta for de benefit fun onnere
lett. Suppose mer date amohl n nation
al convention halta-'n convention fun
nora un dino der gresht norr uf mamma
for President. Ich glowb os sell my
election n sure ding mouche date.
Over dale lett objecta os mer ena
sowgt os Sc nora sin, un s moucht Sc
yusnt bes. Over sell sin yusht de dunn
my nora os nix wissa, un NIT de dummy
will ich gor nix tzu du howa. De shmartz
norra-for selly ga ich nj, un oil selly
hen in sin for tzomma kumma i'm grose
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