, 1876-05-21
HUM0R.


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| On the mash: A distil1er.
As like as two P's: Pomeroy and Pfpa r.
| uRrnun Stockings II are what the s. :. r1n4s
| p1r1s wear nowadays,
| Mrs. sytsshclm is now in London and tha
| ladies there regard her as q chemiloou .,tie
The California papers are still at ,ackinr tho
| Chinese. Rice up, John, and defenf yourself.
| onh. .-o -,,,n,rs,r 1osr In 1r,ca 80,
| ,honts. ond cti,l lo,xer in the ,snt. sa~ ~.
r,odstes
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1s. .s.os - '~A''' 80 AAD'
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w., p,... - o. fonf. .-'oz an. ~
s''..an a.has ,,;.nessse 40 GAM ~ W IVA -"
:. !ne u4e1noa -! nat eoopel' the'1 ean~
| u4uo', ~. fasa ~, inaAe q sse'nas eSnu1'
0'..s' ~. 0 W Ga "p'
| Luz "ne y, Eu"uo Bounce co!oteo man, Ok
| ena51e7.on, .. W 40 presented na1a "itn IMP
Its II . LIZ" o.o 1"o' 'ntee' hoonee' 4or 1seo'
AN H1snnan a this c1tg says his boarding.
nouse-heeper u ost oe chessplayer, because
ne pa"ns Inc ooafoefs c1otnes' ano gives
|non' e@'1e ~1ia1e'
| Arthur smith, OF Galveston, Te1., while eat
ing dinner lately had something stick fa Ills
throat7 Which shut oil his wind. ArtE chokcd
10 deata' probably
joseph Arch, who IS regarded by landlords III
England as an Arch-conspirator, has DAUGHTER
VINO Is soon to enter the m1nlst1y' ene e'Ioen1'
II wants to be mn Arch-angei.
Fitzhugh, the man that WIS 1biger than old
Grant, is looking for the fellow that published
that letter. he says he'll make 'tother place Or
Texas too hot to hold him. k'hugh!
/ One Of the crooked-whisky men In this city
says he feels it In his bones that he will be sent
| to the Penitentiary. What adds to his misery
is, that he has the rheumatism, and be feels that
! in bis bones also'
/ Agentleman who had been reading Thu
Scottlsn Cne1s Startled MS "Ae' .ne o.nef .
! evening, BY saying, Ay o:ar, you look nka
Helen Mari" she sald sne "1sned ne "oulo
put his words closer together next time.
4 young man whose face is black-aud-b1ua
from a recent scrimmage docs not now soy it
was stick OF wood that struck him In the face
while welding an ax in the shed. No; he played
| .o+cbor Il, a roce,+ bo11match
| =. ~, w.. 1o,+h a;5a xvh,ca alton.
young man On Tue SoFsh s,a wnoss ts ~.
tlons I" 1ouns ,ao5 ". sosetno. - w. - no
le.la ha4.aus,aI A4e a nore .ha+ 40 I'D ~, ca Ga
somewhat renewed 10" tnat Tue oln ge' 1t haa
t>met with an accident that neeessltate,t the re-
nova o1 NE 1lsnl loo, III says 1he boot
on the other leg, now
A funny incident occurred in q -West.sjae cor
the other day. A gentleman entered the ca,
when it was pretty well crowded. and fnatlyer-
..,,+1,, +ro1 IN a 1adv,e soot 1sa ,a4a.s 49,
sent,y ,Hs..n+ ..ua ~. ,s s ,e't' Ine 4'oy wa
80 Sas.a III 49, ~ 1s.' ..Tt .suo a s.ous4
to DC neafu an ose@ Inc car: ;" haa 70 put my
foot down somewhere, and those st. Louis hooh
Of yours are zoo laTge TOT street-car.",
/ Fuy-GLEANNG3.
Ffxzicd pain; Champarne.
A d;se7-ee,h1e ro,,tire. 4 -orh.,,nc1o
| z-..... ,n-1
! Ano p44o " out5' Anioosn tne Sostoin'
| House.
When do two and two not make four2 When
! they stand for twcnty-tyo.
RI rheumatism is always to,Dt affair, and VT
| their. is only one narty To Il,
-,
A.. you w1sn 1or money, seno = postM cara 10
| "A~ sA0Al "Ho o"ee 5o"' "u@ MIG '1A"6 - o"n-
-, a farmer mas moved watn lne same scythc 1or
st1ty,nge years US saul a''o ne e4pects 10 use
II nnth ne Is no mower
The letter 40" is called the most charita13a
Of all the alphabet, because It is found ofte &.r
than any other In ' doing good"
l. What is that which no man wants, and yes
! which, If auy man has, he would not part with
| for untold Wealth! "a baId bead"
ap;a ,on. ,osro, ,,,., ,o.,. .,,r ~
~ tohStSsgEcn1 1..t1 t,.an ~. atn13e soa.e~
1.-THE Face % IS not always to lie swift,',
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f,'ah = ~ ~ o,.sdnu ,e..[ nsaos !;
T.1o Th!a oeau sue hno.1 W. ~ .ns Ssg".
dS s supposea t 10 10 @ se,cr 20 oe1ttons nao1 OF
u-uA4us oo' ~ tAe o0"s-
anat + was = gooo 15 Detfo3s H. o1y VINO eoia nis
1asneF snaI, 1 ne YOU'D ouy - eim pony, ne