, 1876-11-20
D1SMARCK'S QUOTATIONS.
How lie Looka Mt Things Just Now.
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ANSAAeNSA- AVN1S
How lie Looka Mt Things Just Now.
JhH Hdit 1aze,te.
Prince Dismarck ito private sccretary}-TclI
him I'm engaged. stopl Tell him am ex-
pec.tng tho English Ambassador. and that Gun
sec no one after ho leaves me. fExlt scere-
tary.) That's a little In tho old style OF
dlplomasy pcrhhs1ps h1 Luz one y n.,ss Ts;ort t9 ~
predecessors was that they looked upon lying rs
tho busLncss instead Of tho pleasure, OF dinlo-
macy. They've never seen that 1t Is aoino-
times no:siClo for trah to l1yo s the nswles.
bS i"s alSsys i" br,,taily ifan,,' 'A e.
"nut at home to ,.roublesomc visitor. No,
,tn no. nst MI VII 90 ersnr gi eqSuf To- fsepn gS3
and ls august muster will laye another lind
| night. Sorry for hin. He's not really Rus
| slim. GortschnkoH Is, and may sleep nj badly
tatle, such rs he has, poor man, and would IKE
turst, begin The game, You'll know what nv
hand Is all In good time, perhaps after you have
Takes 1p isE,alsl Ths 1y,l lEp,g1sh , papers: s l.,
iiscads.] "No ono 10 England DE-
M s!res TIC Acknowledgement Of thn n;
| graycly deceive themselves II In a natural out
burst Ut English indignation ut a tale Of hIjcous
cruelty they scc,n etc: Aha, my excellent John
Bull y1u don't like the echo that your masnlf-
cent bellowinga have awakened. You're not 30
| sure now, whether It Is necessary duty to toss
and gore the Grand Turk after ali We'll, we'll,
! yo,, hive stopped bellowing in timc-perhaps;
aud 1n5an s se1s 1T ny yyo bor stop sgSnE d
what ii national spcctae,el Ny esteemed friends,
the Radical pgput!cs, | shall send each Of you
tomorrow file Of tho 77,nea for the first fort
III. 10 Geisf th sn syInoSpnfs Gopfs
OF Prince Bismarck. Yes, gentlemen, that's
what you would bring tho Fathcrlanl
to, II would lct you haye your way. HoserG-
eaeh each of ' you, ;nti'. ihrrtr, rattIias pea. in .
bladder, for tho amusement Of Europe and
dcfying me, or any one lurliy enough. to be my
SUCCESSOR, to send you to write Socialist essays
ut Spnndau.
Poor Dcaconsar'h! poor Derby! What could
they do even II thcy were the strongest stntes-
men IN Europe, with &c cher Gladstone able to
get at pen, Ink and paper Whenever he likes,
England too! Uhs pulsaaee qus etsse a 1'rfndre
ct qn commerce rtndre est una pursuance fate:
Tint was piece Of my "hrutaI frunkncss"
s her cesso Of nc1 ion!a lar,
has not only left of setztnE, but Inns ccsslons
dictated to her by the votes Of Indignation meet
ings! What Is sho nowi fancy know. md
as ready to strike, MS reckless, rs terottons, as
tenacious, rs ever shc was; and as easily blinded
and ba,nboozlcd up to the very edge of peril, by
md through. l,ypocrsies. But not over tho
ar'hed habit, dangerous habit, mud one tint
| the German statesman will ltcnr In mind, until
he's SURF lie can push her quito over. And Why
should ho wish to do sol Tint ts by 10 @ means
always mob; bnt they ar9 y nlol with Il
talent for ,unanlmity-a talent whicl, acts
IKE disc1pline, and, which they, mistake stake
foF II. They orc an l. army in which H. hsycTy y
crisis they all give tic SANG orders so the little
| mistake dncsn't matter. But what people TO
have to drive with no better harness that they
gnod s!cnas in Downing ttreet an!
knew their way; but do thcyl or do any Of the
European drivers know thcirsi Is there q clear
| road this moment before my Minister In Europe
eS ,e .qs p; Aa yo ,at ny nav as' scn
the sleep Of tho riglltcous-thongh in point ot
fact you do not, II the sleep Of righteous aec s
nnythng like 50 sweet ani long as that Of brutal
youth. What sort Ct night does poor Andrns.
| others thronts In his dreams, and longing for
tho morning Tint he may. get back TO- Ills ropes
Of sand and his Sieve Of the Dannlcsl
deeper, doubt not, IN tho'uld daya ut Franh-
fort, when We cracked our hottlo AnA our joke
Mt tie ,vcnerablc gandcrs Of the BunlI How
who we're born under tho still expanding slade
Of that monssrous mushroom you call atl cnl-
pirc (of collrec you did not know It from for
est tree ut tlrst), aud now sec Il ready to drop
nfes neant yor M S yoaI ri. ~
bonneted panslavis1n thr,,ssins you forward
you, and no one to fall back on hit your mel
ps,o, '''isdtfeea l,iic, cas-. foq qsau him ~
some tpotlouso, co,um!ttcc, nnl hela
" the thought q erty eosrs nH ana ~ u;
n these times! Aud how does my fric,!l the
English Cabinet slccpa Screnclv 1t would, or
should, II It had 1nnn and not mob form mas
ter. But how as matters stanIl' cam prol'1iso
| rs welt Us nnst men OIL Deeasion, but l don't
thtnk | should tnkc kindly 10 promising in this
wlec: "Gentletlet, VIC viii at ouco make you
tle bricks you require. aud We withdraw our a1'-
have the eggs boiled. We will completely pro.
tcct your EASTERN cstatu from tTespasscrs md
diligently KNOCK down the park pallngs yo,i
inss by turning tho Turk out Of Europe, ana
cuslsuit your tntercsts BY keeping Him there"
No. lnGcrmany VT arc busi1lcss-likc uul y
thrifty pcope--.no wnstcrs Of our soodt, 'n NJ
veusurers III the paw even for, our own chett.
nuts, II, ~ mercy, another ran f'r found Lots
| of paws handy ut prcsent-that ono must OF az
that stretches out, In dream, to santlnoplc!
r. ia%S aSu9t S0u xs% xs ID s ts Il % fsriT% Fsss ,a
treat callr! II, int we have Ind .er f;ro.st,"
tou; mud whit dill old Fritz says III tho Rus.
sia1ls Eet to GonstSntInoDie ~ Wrfls they vii
perhaps. Suppose, We were to n.lvancu our
ironticr little farther, from Konigsbcrg,
Cit Il might bo worth our while 10 $40 you
on tho Dusi,horus to get that. always supposng
we couldn't get II without. But tl!at, my Curt
svllakof, Is just tile question. Let's try another
combination. Suppose VIC were to let yon gut
llttle nearer to Your strcct4loor key than you
hrr just tow,--ncar enough to br1ug the British
irn,l-clads III Gntter through tlla DAr1ancllcs.
llow would It bc tl,cn. Perhaps we-England
aud Won Bismarck scttlu matters over
AMI your sca forces, your casi., anl yuur credit,
had been conveniently knocked about by solt
Of our neiChbors. "Fa1.s!glitcsl anl beilcaccnt
pollcy Of tho great Clianccliur," "Scrvfcu
which draws yet closer the ,t!es Of ou7
common Toutontc blood."- what q
hroying Of penny,t5u'npeta would u
set up outside the booths Of the Lon.lou jour.
nals, II would 70 hard but We could extend
our Baltic seabnard little during the uproar
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