The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1876-05-06
MISCELLANY.

They are shipping apples from
Grand Rapids to Rotterdam, Hol-
land. They pack them so that
they won't Rotterdam bit on the
way.
Michael Edwards, of Mounds
vile, Pennsylvania, now in his
one hundred and ninth year, re-
members Washington. Let us
all endeavOr to do SO. Likewise
his little Ratchet.
In Brooklyn it is always consid-
ered cOgent argument in favor
OF temperance societies, to see a
bald headed alderman trying to
part his hair in the middle
Brooklyn Argus.
There is q man in Wabash cOun-
ty who refuses to let a newspaper
come into his house. He EIoughs
with wooden mould board, and
says he don't believe that Beech
or makes half as good Presi
UdChSOH.
A would be fashionable woman
in the West. nnder sentence of
death for murder, has only one
request to make. She wants the
shades of her dress to match that
OF the rope. A corded" silk
would be appropriate. NOrristOtCn
Herald.
"Y0u didn't laugh at my STU
pidity before we were married 4:
you always said ! was a duck of
q lover grumbled complaining
husband. Eyes, that's So" re-
4 piled the wife; land duck of a
lover is almost sure to make a
goose Of husband"
How doth the little busy B
(By B. mean BELIEF
Improve each shining hour, TO see
If she can catch swell
How skillfully she plats each tress.
How nestly folds her pads.
And let's Il curl flow down her back,
To tempt Us artlsss lads
Nashville American.
The Philadelphia receives dali
ly about seven postal cards with
dear cousin, expect me in June,
with a friend you will be delight.
ed to know. 1t will be impOssi-
bic for me to remain more than
/ three weeks. | am so glad that
we have begun to correspond
again" Philadelphia demands
fast mail train to the dead letter
Office.
"B" stands for Blaine, the as
tute politician, and BristOw, con
testing the foremost position; for
BabcOck, whom justice assured an
accquittal; for Belknap, who trad
ed his honor for victual; for Bow
zen and Butler, and Bacon and
Beecher, the sphinx, lawyer,
friend and adultelous preacher !;
look over the list of the famous
Xou'll see that most every Body
,egins with a B.
When a man comes home and
tries to bolt his door with a sweet
. potato, pokes the fire with the
4 spout OF coffee pot, attempts to
. wind up the clock with his boot
1 jack, tries to cut kindling wood
for the morning fire with a paper
knife, takes cold potato in hand
TO light him to bed, and prefers
4 sleeping with his hat and boots
on, you may reasonably infer that
he has been making the acquaint-
ance of very friendly people.
8 Ar animated debate among Sc
veral Thoughtful men at the Post
i Office on yesterday, failed to
throw any light on the question
of why so many men carry canes
on Sunday who carry none the
rest of the week. The Sunday
4 Post Office attendance has a dense
s underground ofcanes always. st.
& Louis Republican. No mystery
about it. Puppies are only week
ly cane ines, you know"
A lady of Washington county,
n. Y is the mother of a large
family of children, and they are
all rather diminutive. A few
days after the birth of the young.
est child, not long since, a little
neice of the young lady called to
see the baby. After looking at
y be tiny specimen for few min
#utes, the little girl said: Aunt
Maria, don't you think it would
he better to have less of 'em and
have 'em bigger"
I'll scream if You touch me !"
Exclaimed pert Miss,
Whose lover was seeking
An Innocent kiss
BY this prudish conduct
Cold water was thrown
The lover drew backward