, 1876-11-05
and will not in any manner interfere in th cir be
half ~1A'~*A~*~ AAA ia I'LL w
ITEMS OF INTEREST,

out Of temper! Your tongue
When will there oe only q letters in the al
phabet! When you and are made one.
! Why have chickens no hereafter4 Because
| they have their necks twirled (ne1t world} in
| this.
Why is q lawyer like restless man in ted,
Because he first lies on one side, then on the
| other.
! What branches Of business and agriculture
| require tue most water! The laWn-dry and
Laundry.
The why our $14 and SO overcoats are selling,
shows their popularity. Edwards e. Brown, 150
State street.
Coins bought, sold, and exchanged. Chapin's
old book store, 81 Madison street. Opposite
! TRIBUNE Building.
The Chicago Feather and Mattress Removal
ing Company, No. 345 West Van Buren street.
AL work guaranteed.
"Mother-in-law " ia the name Of new mix
tuEe OF ale. It is old and bitter, and COMPS
lively few can drink it.
All hats bet on election should be bought
from a. I. harris u Co., l16 Clark street. They
can save yon something in price.
All good judges SAP 60 to DR.. atcChesney's
for the best full set teeth only s3. Gold flliuRs
at less than half the usual rates.
Il yon enjoy looking at genuine works OF art,
accept Wolcott E Co.'s imitation to visit their
new art-store, Wabash end Adams street.
The Empire Gas Burner Furnace, Empire
Acme and Aldine Stoves, and City of Troy
Rangesare sold at Leavenworth's S, Is Like street
Empire Gas-Bnrner, Western Empire, and Ra-
rant Home Furnaces. They are cheap and will
warm you. Hatch Il Breeze, No. 50 State street.
MAJ said small boy, approaching his
mother with evident symptoms Of severe pafn
in the bowels, - do green apples grow in Heay-
cn?'
Parties losing watches or other 1ewelry.bets
on election should call and examine the stock
and prices Of A. H. Miller, IL Washington
street.
The bona fde closing-out sale of furniture at
A. l.. Hale & Bros, 200, zoe, and POI Randolph
street, is where you can get bargains this
month.
A young lady asked bookstore clerk the
other day II he had "Festus." "No," be ~
piled, g but I'm afraid & boil is coming On the
back OF my neck"
A contemporary wonders whether Cain and
Abel ever had mumCs or the whooping- cough
Very probably It's certain at I'LL events that
their mother had Adam.
The handsome 16z20 photographs taken bv
Mosher, 95l Wabash avenue, are creating very
favorable impression among the lovers Of fine
art, and are just the things Tor Christmas
presents.
"Pa, guess our Ralph is good Christian ~
"How so, my boy?n |Why, pa. I read in the
Bible that the wicked shall not live out half his
days, and Ralph says he has lived out ever since
be was boy"
The happiest moments in woman's life are
when she is making her wedding garments; the
saddest, when her husband comes home late at
night and yells to her from the front steps to
throw him out some keYholes, assorted sizes
Five hundred packages Of finest Moyune tea.
direct from place Of growth, by steamship Ne
Vada, and will be sold to the consumer at one
small profit, by the importer 4. H. Blacka1l. 49
South Clark street ind 166 West Madison, cor
ncr Halsted.
There are large number Of young men now
attending Fl. B. Brysnt's Chicago Business Col
lege and English Tr.ining School, and new ones
are entering every lay. Most Of the Western
States are represented in the classes and some
Of the Eastern.
a Scotch minista, who was famed for his
dryness in the pulpit called on one Of his aged
hearers, and as usuai partook Of q cup OF tea.
He remarked to the guild wife that her teapot
ran very slowly. "leed, ay," quo' the guid
wife, ''1t's like yerself; It has IN unco bad
deliTerY.''
The Indian summers over for this year, 80
now put up your storss.. You cannot fail to be ]
suited with stove Of range II you will call at
". 4. Lowell & Co., r36 West Madison street.
Stoves and ali house furnishing goods sold on the
monthly payment system originally adopted by |
this firm In this city.
New goods constantly received in new designs
in carpets, furniture, stoves, and all house fur
Taoii;4Isss " h,,','r, aont ~ .nen ue4uaeu
and owning their owr handsome building, they |
are uble to offer at tle lowest prices for cash or
on the monthly-payuent system, first adopted In
and and West W. Madison ereet eel ~ wy e'1nef l4'leoAn
' .'-~s'
A Frenchnan NOR noted for his conceit and |
for certain amount of success with the fair
sex than for the cleanliness Of Ills linen, was
posing the other dN before beautiful and
witty woman. when le delivered himself of this
t1.tnef t1.a.'s ~ - seto Euen; Snaage
or 1oono ~ otton+t11r ~ +ho na9 ;ne s,; ia
!. ao1 $500 ~ ~, W s
o"oA0 Ae'eA law y" o. oeon0lan1-
He was level full, Ind rs he boarded South
Boston car, lie remrked: q Whazzer name
That c'ductor tcther :ar ~ pointing vaguely ut
! departing vehicle ''Dont know" was the
:eply. well, he tod me 20 takernap, ainter-
5oint do 1t. I'm JUS wfdeawakes he OF any
3therman, and l do't want himmer nobody
Use tell me gotakernp n don't you fergizzit-"
De elucidatcd the SUBJECT for some time to the
passengers, anu finally stepped oil to hunt up
hat other conductor.
A remarkable fa,,, ,voe hro,,ch+ +< . ,,o-a
;f,an successfui finai ThnrsfIaE ~ 2T at
,onnrcil fin ro1chnted Roomer b Rosaher+
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