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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1876-08-26
KEATING'S COUGH L0ZENGES

THERE is unquestiOnably other remedy SO
l. other remedy so certain in its effects. ASrH
MA, WINTER IOCGH, BRONCHITIS and DIS
ORDERS OF THE THROAT alike yield to its in
huence. The highest medical testimony states no
better cure for these complaints exists NOW
proved by over half centurys experienced. They
keatingss Cough LOzenges, prepared by THOMAS
kEATING, London. Britain. are sold by all Drug
gIsts: Agents for the Pacific Coast, REDINGTON
HO<"ETrER u CO., San Francisco,
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On and after this date y,u can purchase
six leaves OF that excellent bread made by
Young & Brown, of the New England
Bakery, for % cents
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BUSINESS NOTICES.

TIE Fall Term of the school in Olympia
Union Academy will begin on Monday the
4th Of September next
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CITY Pound.

NOTICE is hereby given that the Town
N Council have secured pound and that
On and after the 25th of August, all stock, ex-
cept milk cows, found running at large. will
be impOunded at the owners expense.
JOHN T.. WILLS,
City Marshal.
August Is, 1876 I'd.
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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1876-02-18
What a Woman Did.

She was an average woman. She was
in a meat market ON Woodward avenue
at half-past IL o'clock, and there were
five men in there, also. She wanted n
bit of beef, a pinch of mutton, some
dried beef sliced very thin--in fact, she
wanted about twenty-nine cents worth
of meat. Each man was patient for ten
minutes. Each one was impatient for
ten minutes more. Each one waited ex-
actly twenty-five minutes for that woman
to pick and select and find fault and
then each one stalked out, TO fiud some
other shop. Five business men lost one
hundred and five minutes, or an hour
and three-quarters, while one woman,
whose time wasn't worth a cent an hour,
bought twenty-nine cents worth of meat.
As the men went out
The first said the country was going
to ruin.
The second said he'd rather eat snow
than TO lose any more time.
Tie third said that he'd like to kill
some one.
The fourth said the butcher was fool
aud lUnatic.
The fifth fell down rs he went out, and
ne said--but never mind,-DotrOt FREQ
Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1876-02-18
King and Schumacher.

Bill King and Schumacher, says a
Washington correspondent, are at pres
ent the closest united members i'll the
House. Although they are members of
opposite political parties, their common
affections have made them as brothers.
For some time the Judiciary Committee
has been considering the case of these
two men in the light of the Pacific Mail
testimony referred to it by the Ways and
Means Committee. BY this testimony
it is shown that Schumacher received up
ward of 5000, 900 to act as paid lobb.y
ist of the corrupt Pacific Mail agency.
King has not only been shown to have
been bride taker, but by record a per-
jurer as well. The Judiciary Committee
are clearly of the opinion that these men
should be expelled from Congress, but
are doubtful whether they have the
right TO go back of the election of these
men and punish their acts committed
pri~r TO that time. Upon this bubble
Schumacher and King rest much hope.
These two worthless got together this
afternoon upon the east side of the Hall
of Representatives, and had long con-
ference. Schumacher lazily TODD up
against the wall near the door, while
King stood behind a screen near by, as
if he did not wish prying eyes to watch
him as he talked. Said Schumacher
"What do you think, King; do you
have an idea that this Congress viii dc
anything with us 2" "Shoo. said King,
as he pulled his hair over his forehead,
down between his ratty bright eyes, I" ]
amt afraid of anything this Congress
can do. If they want to make a tigh'
on us, let 'em. L guess / can make j
warm for some of 'em. There are too
many burned children in this House t,
ever dare to push us.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1876-02-18
Humane Hanging.

Prof. Houghton, of the University of
Dublin, has been investigating the sub
ject of humane hanging. He states that
Mr.. Gibson, surgeon at Newgate, has
frequently seen the victim struggle for
more than twenty minutes before becom-
ing inanimate, and proceeds to say: l.
That the old system of taking the con-
vict's life by suffocation is inhumanly
painful, unnecessarily prolonged, and
revolving to the spectators whose duty it
is to be present. That the subject of an
effective execution by suspension should
be the immediate rupture of the spinal
column by the fall. 3. That the use of
"long drop" is not only much prefer
able from humanitarian point of view,
but is the only method by which the de-
sired object can be effectually attained
4. That the short fall and position of the
knot employed for SO many years by
Calcraft are barbarisms which should
cease to be permitted. 5. That the frac-
ture of the spinal column can best be
instantaneousIy effected 10y placing the
knot under the chin and allowing n fall
of mt least ten feet. 6. That in the car
rying out of capital sentence care
should be exercised in the selection OF a
suitable rope. In the execution OF
Henry Wainwright it would seem from
the published accounts that these prin-
ciples were adopted 10y Marwood, the
executioner, land with perfect success, and
the instantaneous rupture of the spine
resulted from placing the knot under
the culprit's chin.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1876-02-18
NuIgarity.

Nothing is 50 disgusting to the good
and thoughtful as to hear the young, or
even the old, use profane, low, or vul-
gar language. In our day it seems,
however, the boy does not feel himself a
man unless he can excel III this great
vice. We used to be a boy, and bad
boy, at that, and some times we yet
make use of language not strictly agree
able TO the Christian ear, but it is gen
orally spoken unthoughtedly, and we
often have reasons for regret. Now,
boys, take our advice-use no proiane
exp-essions-speak no sentence that
would put to blush the most sensi-
tive. You know not the tendency of
habitually using indecent or profane Ian
guage. 1t may never be obliterated
from your heart, and when you grow up
to be men you may find at your tongues
end some expression which you would
not use for money. BY guarding against
such evils you will save yourself q
great deal of modification.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1876-02-18
Willing 10 nc Hanged.

George Morris, whom Judge Steele of
New Orleans recently sentenced to he
hanged, came to the bar whistling and
laughing. The Judge said, George,
you have been convicted of the murder
of Sarah Jones. You pleaded guilty
twice, but in sisted that your case should
go before twelve citizens of your country.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1876-02-18

Have you anything to say why the sen
tence of the law should not be passed
upon your" Morris smiled and said, in
clear voice, 81 agree with you, and
am now prepared to receive the full ex-
tent of the law, which 1 know is death.
After Judge Steele had sentenced him TO
be hanged, Morris thanked him for his
kindness i'm SO doing.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1876-02-18
THE LITTLE FOLKS.
Two Babies.

Little winsome baby Fay
Like a snow-white rosebud lay
In her mothers arms all Gay.
Alice, dancing up ana down
Rosy, sGucy, dimpling, brown
Breaks her playthings, tears her gown
o the eyes of little Fayl
solemn, sweet, and dream-like they,
Telling mysteries Away.
Alice's eyes are wildly bright,
Full of frank and fearless light,
Scarcely will they close at night.
Fay so gently shows her love,
Cooling. nesting like dove,
She your very heart would move.
Alice with a frightened strain
Hugs with tiny might and main
Kisses, laughs-and hugs again.
Witching each in her own way,
Alice and the little Fay;
one so gentle-one 80 gay.
Heavenly Father, give these flowers,
summer days and rainbow showers,
Let the clouds ana storms be ours.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1876-02-18

PRoF. WIN. SwISToN has prepared a
little "Bible Word Book" in which he
gives all the words in the Bible which
are now modified or obsolete, with OK
plantations.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
The Way of the Wind,

"Whv does the East Wind always complain {:
Because he is married 10 the Rain.
"Why is the North Winds breath so strong?-
He has wrestled with iccbergs fierce and long
"Why is the South Winds step so light
Out of 4 sleeping land in fight.
"Why is the West Winds touch Ailame.
Out OF Il sunset cloud he came"
Lying under a summer tree,
This is what Zephyr sang to me.
Zephyr, with tlattering words and low
Tells but half of the truth | know.
-Four great boys in an ancient hall,
They grew up thinking their will was all.
Sweet Mother Nature, the dearest dame
fear her softness is much TO blame
Lovely and quiet, year out, year in,
Her soft white blankets she sits TO spin;
Ro5ehued curtains and carpets green,
Broidered cushions of satin sheen.
Her guests are bidden, her house is fair
-Four wild rovers have entrance there.
Neyer's an hour so still and sweet
But may be broken ty ttampling feet;
But when from the ruin they turn away,
oh, who SO gentle and blithe as they.
They rock the cradles in tall tree-tops,
They run with the tripping water drops;
Daintily courting, they sigh and pine
Round the fower-ladies SO pure and fine.
Well they love pleasure, but mischief best
Too swift and subtle and strong for rest.
Up and down in the world they go,
And mock us with every voice We know.
They pipe to the dreamers at evensong;
They mourn to the watchers all night long.
Then down the chimney they shout and roar
Shrek at the lattice and shake the door.
The old man, signing, repeateth still,
The will o the wind is boyhood's will"
The boy, with wondering, silent lips,
Thinks of the sea and the waited ships;
And each, in his dim heart, longs to find
Out of his world the way o. the wind.
1arper's Magazine.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
Azrae]..

Come with smile, when come thou must,
Evangel of the world to be,
And touch and glorify this dust
This shuddering dust that now is me
And from this prison set me free
Long in those awful eyes | quail,
That gaze across the grim profound!
Upon that sea there is no sail,
Nor any light, nor any sound
From the far shore that girds it round
Ony-two still and steady rays,
That those twin orbs of doom oertop;
Ony-a quiet, patient gaze
What drinks my being, drop by drop,
And bids the pulse of nature stop.
Come with a smile, auspicious friend,
To usher in the eternal day,
OF these weak terrors make an end,
And charm the patry chains away
That bind me to this timorouS clay
And let me know my soul akin
To sunrise and the winds OF morn,
And every grandeur that has been
Since this all-g glorious world was born,
Nor longer droop in my own scorn.
Come, when the way grows dark and chill
Come, when the bated mind is weak,
And in the heart the voice is still
Which used in happier days TO speak,
Or only whispers sadly meek.
Come with a smile that dims the sun!
With pitying heart and gentle hand
And wait me from work that's done,
To peace that waits on thy command,
To Gods mysterious better land.
William Winter.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12

Saco has ii sensation. A young man in the
U. S. navy came home the other day to see his
wife and found her just preparing TO go to the
Centennial with a gay Lothario. He immed-
ately got some soft coal, blacked portion of
bleed, discharged revolver under his arm and
fell over if dead. and caused a great scare in
the household.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
SN e ZINC
CA nIa "a. e T. -

This is constant sneeze, sneeze, snecze, until
your head seems ready TO fly off. until your and
eyes discharge excessive quantities of thin,
acrd and poisonous, until, unfit for business
pleasure, you number yourself among the most III
ficed of mortlls destined to suffer periodically the
greatest distress without relief or consolation Every
draught, every breath of air seems enemy in dis
guisc, This is properly called Acute Catarrh, and
commonly, Cold in the Head: Its constant recur-
renee is due to constitutionally weak diseased
nasal organs, and enteebled action Of the perspira-
tory glands In the permanent cure of this distress
ing malady SANBoRN'S RADICAL CURE FOR CATAE-
Ri is a never failing specific Iastat relief follows
the first dose. Its destroys the morbid sensi-
tveness to atmospheric changes which prelisposc
people to this disease and is prevent Al. at
tack Of CHRONIC OR LUCRATIVE CArAREH.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
ULCE RA TIVE
GA = :. 8. s. e :. 5 { e C.

This is the destructive and terrible stage of the
disease. The whole nasal passages, including the
eyes and ears the tonsiis throat, bronchial tubes
and lungs become, one after another, affected in
famed liberated, and succumb rapidly to this fright
tnl monster peculiar acid is generated ana set
at liberty by this disease, which perneating the
blood, weakens and destroys its renoyating power.
and allows the system no opportunity to throw of
the mlIady until this poison is neutralized and "
PEELED. 1t is here that constitutional treatment be
comes of the most vital consequence, "bccause
less arrested at this stage the disease will make
rapid progress towards pulmonary consumption
ing healing, and astringent medicine must be ap-
piled directly the nasal passages, this forming the
most perfect treatment Of the disease possible.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12

Gen. Newton officially reports to the Pilot
Commissioners the following depths of water
over late Ialletts reef. Since the explosion
from $50 feet distant from the shore line to the
line of buoys, the bottom slopes gradually from
eight feet depth at mean low water, to twenty
feet depth at mean low tide Divers have been
examining the reef and report thorough
breakup.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
An EMILY
GU RED,

SANFoRD'> RADICAL. CURE FOR CATAHEII is Il
safe, certain, and permanent cure for Catarrh Of
every form, and is the most perfect remedy
devised. II is purely vegetable distiilation, and is
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IS Instantaneous. 1t soothes, heals, and cleanses
the nasal passages Of every feeling of heayincss,
obstruction, duliness or dizziness. Consttutionaly
administered it the blood, puries ii of the
acid poison with which it is always charged in
Catarrh stimulates the stomach, liver, and kidneys,
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the formation of sound, healthy tissue and finally
obtains complete control over the disease The re
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able and reliable references 1t is great and good
medicine, and worthy all confidence Each package
contains Treatise on Catarrh and Dr. SanfordS
Improved Inhalng Tube, and full directions for its
: in all eases.
SANFoRD's RADICAL CURE is sold by all whole
sale and retail druggists throughput the United
States. Price 81.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12

In a town in Massachusetts there are
three churches. the minister of each of
which rejoices in the name Of Wright
One lives in the upper part of the town,
one in the lower, and the third at the mills;
SO the people have dubbed them as up
wright. ."''Downwright" and" Millwright" /"
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12

Many times a cold exterior covers a
warm heart, and it often happens that
formal and frigid husband will blossom
out into the most devoted of men, when
his wife goes off to camp meeting and
leaves the hired girl to keep house for
him.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
CastOriia.

It is mistake to suppose that Castora is not
adapted TO grown persons as well as Children. They
only need TO increase the quantity. But children
have many complaints for which Casoria is adapt
ed-like Wind Collie, Sour Stomach Worms
letter, Teethiaa and Group, that it is especially
recommended for them.
Its effects more certain than Castor Oil. It
contains no alcohol and is as pleasant to tale
as honey, Itnever grpes BY regulating the stomach
and bowles the Castoria cOOls ihe blood, expels
worms and prevents ftverishness quiets the nerves
and produces health-then of course children
Gas. sleep in quiet and mothers can rest
Castoria is recommended by all physicians
and nurses who have tried it, and it is having Il
rapidly increasing sale. 1t is prepared with great
care after the recipe of Dr. Samuel Pitcher OF Mass,
at the Laboratory of j. b. Rose Co., l6 Dey ST. eet,
New York. :iinos1J
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
IMPORTANT CAUTION.

None are genuine unless the signature of j. HAY
DOCK, as agent for the United States, surrounds
each box Of Pills, and Ointment. A handsome
ward will be given to any one rendering such infor
nation as may lead to the detection of any party or
parties counterfeting the medicines vending the
same, knowing them to be spurious.
***Sod at the manufactorv of Professor HoLLo-
WAY & Co., New York. and by all respectable drug
gists and dealers in medicine throughout the civil
lied world in boxes at 25 cents, 62 cents and $1OO
each.
R5-There is considerable saving by taking the
larger sizes.
n. b. Directions for the guidance of patients in
every disorder are affixed to each box.
GEO. c. GOODWIN, Sole Agt., Boston.
tfl3
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12

G. W. Pickering, one of the Oldest citizens
OF Bangor. died very suddenly Thursday morn
ing at the age of -. lie had been feeble for Il
long time, but his death was unstlspected. He
has been one of the most prominent business
men the city has ever known, having been con-
nected with every important movement in pub
lie or mercantile affairs for the past fifty wears.
He was very instrumental in building the Maine
Central railroad. His loss will be severely felt.
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
For Stomachs Out of Order.

No medicine will so efectuay improve the tone
Of the stomach as these Pills; they remove all acid.
ity occasioned either by intemperance or improper
diet They reach the liver and reduce it to healthy
action; they are wonderfully cflcacous in cases Of
spasm-in fact they never fail in curing all disorders
Of the liver and stomach
HOL LOWAl'S PILLS are the best known in the
world for the following diseases Ague, Asthma
Bilious Complaints, Blotches on the Skin, Bowels
Consumption, Debility, Dropsy Dysentery, Erysipe
las, Female irregularities, Fevers of all kinds Fits
Gout, Headache, Indigestion, Inflammation, Jaun
dice, Liver Complaints, Iumbago Piles, Rheuma
tism, Retention of urine, Scrofula or Kings Evil,
Sore Throats Stone and Gravel, Tic-Douloureux,
Tumors, Ulcers, Worms of all kinds Weakness from
The Republican journal., 1876-10-12
6 IIIIR @ MI 6
ca Y q Es e III .

Symptoms.-Obstructed breathing, partial closure
OF one both nostrils stopped uI., "stuffed up
feeling in the head, constant blowing of the nose,
discharges from the Of watery thick yellow
greenish mucus, frequently streaked with blood.
sometimes the matter becomes encrusted in the
nasal passages and is removed only BY prolonged
effort. In the morning rising the symptoms are
the worst. Violent blowing, hawking and splitting
until the cruSts removed, ut least partially, and
the throat is freed from the matter that has accuuu-
lated during the night. Finally the poisonous secre-
ions attack the throat, bronchial tubes lungs,
nnating in pulmonary consumption, accompanied
by most offensive breath and impaired eyesght
and hearing.