The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1876-06-06
Sepse and eNn'lse,tse.

/ A kiss on the forehead means rever
fence; but there's no fun in it worth
mentioning -Rochester Democrat
/ Josh Billings says: "The mewl 10 /
larger burd than the guse or turkey. 4
has two legs to walk with, and two NOR,
Ito kick with, and it wears ito wings OF
the side Of its head"
4 a little boy, whose conduct made bill
mother say that she feared he did no
lpray, replied "Yes, / do; pray every
might that God will make you and p.
like my ways better
~ narrowly escaped being cut of Will
q shilling" said a solemn young man :
1"How did you escape it1" asked q by
stander. "My father had no shilling,
was the solemn reply.
i sAh, Jenny" said a sympathixinf
friend to man who was Just too lat.
for the train, "you did not run fas
enough." "Yes, I aid" said Jenny
'but | didn't start Boon enough"
!. aHave you seen nv black.faced ante
lope p inquired Mr.. Leoscope, who har
q collection of animals, OF his FRIEND
Bottlejack. mo, / haven't Whom die
your black-faced aunt elope with p
i BY our pastor perplexs,
bow shall we determined
4 "Watch and pray" says the text;
''Go to Sleep. says the sermon.
--Boston Globe.
At this season the question which
Interests boy is not so much whether
his life will be crowned with glory anl
honor as whether his new Summers yes
is going to be made out of his father
old trousers.
Any excuse better than none. A to
lper says he would be temperance mar
in minute if.it wasn't for his wife. H,
knows she'd he lonesome il she hadn'
something to jaw about and find faul
with. asa,
i An exchange asks: "If there's plac'
for everything, where is the place for ,
| boil?" It has been said that the bes
place for such an ornament is on som,
/ ofhor follov And mo donsk thinb /.
ha,,ar M ,oos.;o, [ a.n ~ \. S;.oouar.a, M
. -''o.' -. - =,
Heres MODERN version VI "a o'o
i song:
'My mother bids me bind my hair,
But does not tell me which;
| Docs she mean that piece on my bedroom chair
Ormy half-guinea SWITCH"
The superiority of man to nature j.
continually illustrated in literature ant
lin life. Nature needs an immense guam
ttity Of guile to make . goose with; bu
man can make goose Of himself Ii
live min0tes With one quill.
"Can there be anything brought intt
this House." asked q Disguised member
during the last session of the Legisla
lture, 0that will not be repealed sooner
or later p One of the opposition sug
! gested s.a skinned orauge.'
He was too solemn nreac,er. h.
didn't anti in Nevada. The cbairmar
Of the farewell, comm;,,ee exnressed i,
we'll. sa;d he -..Now Won can o;t nsrd
we amt aein religion out here, and 4
rifles us to see Teller spilin' It. Git
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n,sye;,;n9 sxtr.voa.ncs ~ the nsonl. n,
pf the nresent dsv bv calling attention ]
to tho Costly bahy carr;aoaa in use now
wh;ia whon no SOC . h.hr thov honloi
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