Knoxville journal. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1874-1986, 1876-01-06
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

etc. '' '''oiies
The Hebree Leader thinks the Jew
nave strengthened, as race, by dispe
SION, ana tina: they will not return en- mas
to Palestine.
1t Is feared that the horses entere
Tor The San Francisco -four. mile-ant
repeat race will die of old age before Ii
! trot comes of.
The Western Kansas papers are prf
aicung that the passage of a herd law b
tAe Legislature would bring such an i'm
migration into Kansas as has never bee,
known wv
truth, indeed, is stranger than fric
tlon, as the boy remarked after m,
scnoolmaster had rubbed him down witt
rattan for five minutes, for telling .
| talsehood.
| omen never truly command until
| they nave given their promise to obey
ana they are never in more danger of be.
ihg maue slaves than when the men are
at their ieet.-FxYmtar
Providence seems to watch over tho
iittie man with big wife and teaches him
that one OF the principal conditions of do.
mestic tranquility Is TO always keen his
dander at low tide.-Brooh}ya argus.
"A Brooklyn bill collector who had
9een Kicked OF the front stoop by a
ueDeors wife explained his sensations by
Observing That 1t wasn't so much the
quality OF the thing that astonished him
as The quantity.
There is an old maid in Troy. n Y
VINO has such hatred of men that she
VIII travei miles for the pleasure of say
ing TO an iil-used wife: "Ahi Isee, Full.
ming your destiny as wife and mother,
Amt II nice and sweet and all thats"
"A nice point for casuists has iusf been
raised in Montreal Two men We're omar.
reilng ON ~. Francis Xavier street and A
knocked ID down, whereupon horse
alarmed at the struggle, kicked b on the
mead anu killed him What is A guilty
The managers of the Direct. Cable |
company suspect that their cable was
broken 10y some vessel, designedly, and |
Dtier reward of S. 600 for the discovery |
d The vessel that broke IL. As il was |
broken about 900 miles from land II will /
reed TO be smart detective that earns the
eward.
- Judge Myrick, Of San Francisco has
to probate will in pencil on
Wo pages OF Observation-Disclosures. 10
when The testatrix had attached no sigma.
ure, holding that the fact of It's being
'fllten In such book was presumptiye
violence Of its being the draft of will In.
'haed 10 be executed In more regular
,rm.
AT Rawlins, W T., a newcomer
ent up 10 one of all the young ladies /
no were sitting on the gentlcmen's LAPS l
nd, inviting her To dance the next set c
18th him, was walking away, when the
ard from whose lap she had risen point. 4
! ms revolver at the newcomer and J
az Stranger, sot her back, sot her k
tck. 1t Globe. Democrat o
President Grant and Secretary Bel. II
lap have ordered DIR. Lindermap. Suner. N
lendent OF the United States Mint To a
in appropriate medals OF the cannon "
ptured during the Mexican war for the II
lrpoae of presenting one each 10 the wei. d
an soldiers Of the Mexican war who may Ia
ngregate AT Philadelphia at the Centen.
al celebration, July 4, 1876. N
Rabbits are so abundant in Kentucky =
10 De positive nuisance, and the fash. q
nable amusement Is hunting them down
horseback. Ten or a dozen horsemen O.
M Ia line and beat the fields, uttering W
lriul cries and blowing horns the while
'e rabbits start up, run hithcr and a,
Ithef In confusion, and finally squat w,
Wn IN terror and allow themselves 10
taken alive by hand. ia
The Treasurer OF the Boston Rubber Ia
oe Company found this among his cor. on
pondence the other day: Sir--Con. sli
ehuously, as Roman Catholic. hay.
complied with the ardent religious la
Iles which we are commanded 10 lis
our mother, the church, on the occa an
q OF The calamity which befel your he
tory / took an article therefrom which
'riyes me from approaching the table jes
The Lord until remit this as restitu. KIN
/, sl.2J." bu.
old Mrs. Dufiicker, of Franklin. -
, said TO q neighbor the other night siz
lie comfortably sitting In from, of The
that she had alters had a great no. ish
to learn to smoke" she did so love hul
aromy of tobackcr." She added th'
would hev learned long ago. dear pac
VS., but heerd wunst that a man had iilt
tongue p,ralyzcd Lv sn,oli 'j dol
skecred me out. Lord knows / on
Idnt want my tongue paralyzed, for nlu
uldnt talk none ef IL was.' Ast
A young man from the East, who Is i IA,
ocular about his washing, the other TO- 100
wrote note 10 his washcrwoman go
one 10 his girl, and, by strange sun
lty, put the wrong address on each
lope and sent them OIL. The wash. "ei
man was well pleased al an invita-. -,
to take ride the next day, but when
ionng lady read "If you muss up rem
'hirt bosom and rub the buttons of e'n "a
,ollar any more, as you did the last io t
i viii go somewhere else" she a a'p
all evening and declares that she peel
never speak 10 him again. NH VII,
\ Virginia New husband went TO ,.aa
epot the other day to receive his in.
whom he had not seen for two hin
. When the train came In he sprape ~ ri
rd 10 assist her from the. car, and all
sha /. -, ny ueaf oblil
y u Mr.. SMITH Have you seen aasis
!, What dreadful journey I've had. asida
don't you take your pants out Of hjs j.
bootsy You must positively have ON, !,
air Of yours cut rightaway. You're r. III,
ng again, see, Have you got nice e.
y i hope you haven't been drink. ,bas
earest. Oh, dear me, how muddy pari.
;, have
pine IN possession OF the signs" weari
oniy 10 'he brotherhood OF Good keen
anu oDser'ing inc essential every