The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-01-20
PENNSYLXA DEITSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY sCHNITZLER.

Mr.. Printer:
De Fanny is uf der opinion os ich net
besser du con de woch os amohl pawr
wardt sawga fun weaga de unmonneer-
liche lett, un fun selly huts gons shtarns
feel aleweil. Els is nix in der welt os
mer besser aw shtait os politeness un re-
fnement. An mon os kea monneer hut
is N ungetzogner shlifiel.
Ich hob shun ordlich feel g'shtuddied
liver den subject un doh sin now my
conclusions:
/. Introduction. Els is net polite wann
amer tzu ma onerer shwetz uf confden-
TALLY subjects, except ar is 8 arsht intro
duced. Tn wass is N introduction2 Els
is nix os N formally acquaintance
g'maucht, un'wannnemondu um de weagi is
for dich introdusa don consht 3 selwer
du-yusht uf shteppa un sawga; "My
nawma is so-un-so, now we haisht du,
un wo woonsht, IN wass is di bizness,
Wann bisht ins shteddle kumma un sind
er all g'sund derhame?' Wann ar der
dino allies sawgt uf n monneerlicher
weag, don is de introduction complete,
un du consht aw d'no ahead geaun sawga
wass du wit-shwetza fun wetter pol
tics, fetty 81, Grant and crooked whiskey
un onnery shtalerei in general.
2. Politeness on Middawg Essa. Wann
du aw roofhst in nochber's house wann
Sc am n'iddawg essa sin don bleib uf de
fees bis der mon odder de fraw awfongt
shwetza. Wann ar dich froked eb d
net NIT essa wild, don musht net refusa,
aver sawga. well, yaw, ich geb nix
drum" Wann de fraw apologized weaga
m dish un m essa, un sswgt du musht
Sc excusa we'll Sc nix abbordich's hen,
don sawg era uf N politer weag: "Oh,
des is goot-frst-rate-feel besser os ich
s expect hob"
Aver suppose Sc fergessa dich Ell tzu
laWda for NIT essa, we dino? Well, ward
yusht bis der NOM odder de fraw ebbas
sawgt fun kalta wetter, odder ennich eb-
bas sunsht, dino sawg; "Well, ich bin
net yusht so orriCk hungerich." Don dut
ar ferleicht sawga os ar nix g'sawt hut
fun hunger, aver fun wetter, un wann
ar dut don pick yusht N shtool uf un
grawd on der dish un sawg. "Well, we'll
s don 81 muss will ich net refusa." Sell
is der polite weag. Els waer orrick un-
monneerlich wann du ona allies weiter
un ona invitation grawd on der dish
hucka datsht un awfonga fressa. I'm
wannd ON dish hucksht don 81 net
blaid-helf der selwer 81 sure os du de
govvel in IS besht shtick hesh nj runnsht,
for wann du net seller weag in de bizness
nj gaisht don gookts os wann der s essa
net goot g'nunk wer, un sell date de
fraw shlecht feela maucha. Wann du
ung'fehr kalt in kup husht un sufersht
fun shnuppa, un musht de naws butza,
don dr@ der kup wennich uf ca side
wann d ON dish bisht, du der dowma
uf's naws loch un dino luss is feega GUS
m onner, un DINO der same weag musht
de onner side fun der naws aw GUS blosa,
un wann'd kea shnup-duch husht for's
outside end fun der naws OBJ butza, don
du's nit deim ruck armel, odder, wann'd
kea ruck aw husht, use de hemd's armel.
Now sell is der polite weag for de naws
butza ON middawg essa unner fremmy
lett. A dale lett usas end fun dish-dooch,
aver sell is unmonneerlich. Wann Sc
lodwarrick uf IN dish hen, don helf der
selwer uf IN politer weag; wann te
lefty in lodwarrick is luss di finger fun
leffly, aver nemm's messer. Eb du's
messer in der lodwarrick nj runnsht du's
sauwer OBJ shecka. Sell is monneerlich.
A dale lett sin gor net particular un game
ms lodwarrick dellerly nj NIT IN messer
os all ivver fershmeert is NIT onner
sauch, un sell is unmonneerliCh. Shleck
IS messer OBJ uf de tzwea sda.
Unner de Ladies-Waun du ommanot
bisht wo ladies sin don geb goot aucht
uf de politeness bizness. Wann du N
cigar in maui husht don 81 sure os du de
ladies aw der full benefit fun schmoke
gebst. Ladies shtella siCh ebmohls aw
os wann Sc der cigar schmoke net glei-
cha data. aver sell is net so-se glei-
cha's all Wann aney dut os wann Sc
hooshta mist weaga IN smoke, sell is
dino IN sure sign os SEES enjOyd, un don
geb era noch a pawr extra pufs, for es nix
in der welt os ses so orrick pleased os
der shmoke fun a a gooty, schwartzy
un shtorricke long-nine cigar. Sell is po-
liteness. Aver wann du der kup uf ca
side odder de onner draesht so os der
cigar shmoke nava nous gait so os de la
dies der benefit derfu gor net enjoya
kenns-sell is orrick unmonneerlich, un
gookt os wann du's goota derfu all selwer
monopolisa wetsht.
In parlor-Wann du i'm a nochber 81
parlor bisht un wann g carpet orriCk
shae un fine is, un wann du de- maui
full chaw-duwack, husht, don geb goot
aucht wo du de bree onna shpowsht.
Shpow net in de midda shtub, for all is
net exactly polite aver shpow grawd
nava di shtool. Du aver net tzu feel
hree of ca particularer blocka deposeta,
aver du's SO wennich distribute so os
es net tzu long nemmt for of drickla. A
dale lett hen shpittoons in era shtuvva,
un lett de net besser wissa sin uf der no.
ton os Sc sin for nj shpowa. Sell is n
mistake. An shpittoon is yusht for n
ornament in der shtub, un es is orrick
unmonneerlich wann mer SON ding all
ivver fershlovvert NIT chaw-duwack
bree un uf fill'd NIT cigar shtumpa. Wann
g carpet goot is don duts de chaw duwock
bree absorba-uf soaka. Un noch n ad-
vantage is wann du de bree ivverall um
der shtool rumm shpowsht is des: es
dut de lett fun house olsfort noChder-
hond drau erinnera os du dort uf sellam
shtool g'huckt husht, un de certificate
fun seller fact is de feela dunkel brownv
shpots uf sellam very carpet.
In der Kaerrich-Waun du in de
Kaerrich gaisht don du dich arsht goot
provida nit grund-niss. For about fnf
cent connsht N gonser hussa sock full
kawfa, un es is nix bessers for tzeit fer
treib in der Kaerrich os grundniss essa.
Wann de shawla aw wennich cracka
deweil der porra ON preddicha is, sell
duts rather interesting maucha. Du aver
de shawla net tzu feel uf ca howfa drop
pa, aver du Sc recht shae scattera. Tzu
feel uf ca howfa gOokt net goot, aver
wann Sc ordlich g'scattered sin don gebt's
m floor n noddeer licher appearance.
Es hut noch feel onnery points os ich
gevva set aver ich will Sc lussa for N on
ners mohl. Wann de lett yusht de les
sons wo ich now doh gevva hob uf der
subject fun politeness goot shtuddya, don