The New Orleans Democrat. (New Orleans, La.) 1875-1876, 1876-06-30

Current Opimion Esta blishing the Claims
Of "A MAN Of Parts"

Current opinion Establishing the CIaims'
Of "A MAN Of Parts
IN. Y. SUM-
"What do YOU think, Of the ticket?'
asked Mr.. Magruder, IN the boarding
ho .gTeiia last n'sh' said Mr.. Magufrin,
"toler,ble. Down 10 the Customhonse
this morning / saw clerk behind the
counter irving to stave off a lot OF
fellows who wanted to get their invoices
verified. I asked him what he thought
OF it, and he stopped work at once;
"'rhink OF IT, he said. It's
blazer. It'll draw like house alire.
"'Think Governor Hayes Will be q
ReformerY
sReformer I don't know anything
about that, but just look ut his war re,
cord. / was in regiment that served
under Hayes at Shiloh. The Gov
erpor was brandishin' his sword
and urging the boys on, when along
come a bullet and knocked off his right
arm. He last shifted his sword to his
left hand, had tourniquet put on the
stump Of his right arm, and then plung.
ed into the fight again. Good ticket ?
/ should say sol
"Oyer i'm the Appraiser Office / found
the enterprising young man that used TO
put figures In Charley Lawrence's in
voices. | asked him what he thought
OF the ticket.
".Think OF 1t? It's roarer.'
"'Believe the Governor will pitch III
for reform?"
".I don't know what III pitch in for !;
but will you Just cast your eye on his
war record? / was in n regiment that
served under him at Antietam. The
Governor was brandishin' his sword
and shoutin' to the boys to git in. when
along come u bullet and snaked of his
left arm. He just shifted the sword
over to his right hand. had u hasty
tourniuuet put on the stump of his left
arm, and then bolted into the fight
again. Draw He'll draw like blast
furnaceP
Happening in at the Postoflice, |
asked one of the boys, who were 'rastlln
the mails, how the ticket struck him.
"It'll sweep the countryP
"'Do you suppose Hayes will reform
the Government
"sHey? l didn't catch. that; and the
young man put his hand UP to his ear.
I repeated the question. -
"'Oh, yes Reform. Well now. l
really can't say whether he'll be Re
former or not: but will you just let your
eve rest on his war record for mo-
ment? was in a regiment that served
under him at Gettysburg. The Gov
ernor was brandishin' his sword and
hollerin' to the boys to let 'emselves
loose, when along come u bullet ana
carried away his right leg. The Gov
ernor stopped just long enough to have
his leg coopered up, and then he dove
into the battle again. Good ticket ?
The country WIS crying for 1t!
"Then dropped in at one OF the
| United States Court rooms. up stairs,
| and asked one of the officials what he
thought OF the ticket.
Z" boon to the country, sir, sweet
boom
"'Think he'll root out the corruption
that defiles the service !?
"Just how much roofing he'll do !
am unable to state; but may | invite
you to consider for a moment his war
record l was In regiment that served
under Hayes in the Wilderness. The
Governor was brandishin' his sword
aud calling on the boys to rush for
ward, when along came bullet and
Topped off his left leg. The Governor
didn't even get off his horse. He just
tied waist belt around the leg and
went ahead again. Will the people
vote for him Ny friend, they'll have
to enlarge the ballot boxes
"In a room across the hall | met q
United States Marshal making out q
bill for extra charges. asked him
about the ticket.
Magnificent! he said, 'magniti
ocnt!'
"Think the Governor Is likely to re-
| form the Administration
"Now. really, hadn't given the re
form question much consideration but
| let me ask you to look at his war record.
I was in regiment that served under
| him at Cold Harbor The Governor was
brandishin' his sword and whoopin' the
boys forward, when along came a shell
and struck him square on the breast.
It busted inside of him and tore him
into fine hash. We raked him into a
rubber blanket, and were carrying him
TO the bivouac OF the dead, but the Gov
ernor wouldn't have it. He jumped out
Of the blanket and sprung on his horse
and went forward, hrandishin' his
lsword. Will he be elected? Just you
wait and see
"Anatomically speaking, Mr.. Magru.
der. the Governor is, or WIS man o.
parts much so; but don't believe they
can get him together In time for lee
ton,