The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1876-11-30
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takes Because it is a comm nearer |
common error).
It is worthy of remark that when
Dom Pedro went to call on the Sultan,
his wife insisted on going along with
him.
A man-milliner drives one OF the
finest teams in London. He certainly
should know how to handle the rib
bOnS.
Spurgeon says that men with
soueaky boots ought hot to come to
church. That's the reason so many
don't.
| Some letters of the alphabet seem to
have their own appropriate and dlstlnc-
tive coIors, as. for instance, REQ l. blue
j. green t, etc.
A little fellow earnestly explained to
another, that a camp-meetlng was
place where they have Sunday every
day in the week.
Tt is not considered a subject OF
laughter in New Haven to see young
weman providing around with cow
hide, looking after theological stu
dent.
You can never tell what boy Will
do within an hour after you loose
sight of MIN. but you can safely bet
he will not do what you want to nave
him do.
New York Commercial: A MIR.
Brandy has become a newspaper pro-
prietor in the interior of this State.
brandy in the interior is always good,
you know. ;,
.sEvery heart knows its own misery,
she SAID. as she looked into the nest
and saw that those Cochin eggs when
cost S3 per dozen had Matched out Mus
covy ducks.
Huxley contends that frog is only
bird without feathers and SO flsh'
ball must be only base ball with the
.. cover knocked off. and stone Is only
. an apple dumping gone to seed. .
: A teacher in one of the mission Sun
: day schools Of this city asked pupil on
Sunday where the spirit of the Lore
told Philip to go. The young hopeful
!, said naively, s.To the Centennial
) Chicago gas rates have been reduced
g TO 81 so. Courtships, however, art
. still conducted with very exaggerat
q ed idea of economy, as the young PEG
+ ole put out the lights and sit IN thu
: dark every chance they get.
/ Scene in a New York police court
: Judge--..Prisoner find you guilty O
|. jntoxication in the public streets. Tn
s punishment is ten dollars or ten days
!. Which will you take :" Prisoner
n II will take the ten dollars, Your hon
9 orr
d At an examination of girls for tn
& rite cf confirmation in the Episcopa
q church, in answer to the question
G. .sWhat is the outward visible sign Q
), form in baptism - the reply or
% bright little theologian was. 9Th
= baby, SIR
7 A little boy in the infant class 9
Sunday school was asked 10y hi
- :. teacher whether he had learned an,
= thing during the week. ooh, yes.
= said he. .What have you learned !!
~ Never to trump your partner $ trick,
- was the reply.
=. Somebody in a distant part OF tn
4 State wrote to the White County, Ark
~ Record inquiring where the Rev. r.
r. ward Thompson was, and got the T.
- lowing replv:-s.This is Brudd'
h. Thompson, now in jail for stealing
= poor colored woman's money.
IL That explosive machine has acts
ike magic in reforming the bagga'
ur smasher. The tenderness and ca
wv with which he now picks up each Sar
re toca and deposits it on the piatfor
VS. makes one feel that even villains ha
re their mission to fulfil in this woTl
EST Two enterprising Jersymen ha
X, lust PATENTED IAN apparatus for presel
ing food To our thinking the %
US, Of all ways to preserve food Is TO tn
ng pair Of good healthy children loo
IRE in the pantry three times a day. No
to of your aparatusus are needed Whe
Ill they are
lnc Some one Eliminates sadly in |
he Chicago Journal The white glos
!, beau Of last night. leaning over I
~ hallnstrades and twirling his sil
~, m mustache. may next month be FOL
n1s fond husband leaning over an
CIV stove, and preparing cup of mornl
.ne coffee for thln-lipped woman Wit
W hawk bill nose put on bias.
er. Guest--.(sood-hye: enjoyed oursel'
+ n 50 much - Host-s'Sorry YOU
ed. going now, cant we persuade &c
rht how the time has flown hope we ST
& 4 soon see YOU ag-- Ioachman (c
ind fidentialiyl -..Wiii oil make EN-
tha late for the train, sor can asy---
ana- His Master lin dumb show). IF
ery dare. sir. Drive ike the.
is An Omaha girl recently marries
ana man whose features were nearly
scured By heavy growth of whlsk'
do. Now she said. at the conclusion
and the marriage ceremony. ssmy first 4
the iety is to get that hair of your fac
that can see what you look like.
have married a pig in = poke % IA
uiss your features are concerned
nus barber has; call that day.
10 you'll never marry again. Su
81, yos, crieye so after lick. Was it twi
..;s. you tainted. or three timer at
rasS gravel Bless We soul, SaTy. il
- frre times tainted. ar dc last tir