The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1876-05-25

The wheat crop In this county viii
not be more than half q crop.
Whisky is more easily rectifed than
the mistakes it causes.
What real estate is changing hands
in this county is at very low figures.
Muzzle your dogs; that is, put the
muzzle to their ear and pull the trig-
ger.
West Alexandria looks like the bu-
siness cad of q wasp on Saturday af-
ternoons.
The Tennesseeans r to sing here
again. Everybody that heard them
before win go again.
BY the aid of heavens artillery Old
Prob. got up a celebration of his own
last Sunday afternoon.
There was a mule tried in our Court
by twelve men last week. The dang
thing stuck as usual.
We had a heavy storm ofrain, hail
and thunder aad lightning on Sum-
day afternoon last
Tie Doctors think there will be an
epidemic this summer. Better pay
your printers bill right away.
The Rev. r. P. Evans, from Chica-
go, will preach at the Baptist Church
next Sunday morning and evening.
The aCedar Springs" at New Paris,
in this county, are bound to become
famous for their curative properties.
Soon q syou are married, move right
away from your relatives and only
visit them occasionally, il you value
happiness in fhefatnre. :
People with corns will be glad to
learn that there are only t~hirty-eight
miles of walking required to obtain a
full. view cfthe Centennial.
The Paris fashion Journals declare
that in less than five years knee
brooches and six-inch skirts will be
the fashionable street dress for ladies.
An Iowa editor committed suicide
the other day and the verdict was :
sstoo many deIinquents.' viii those
in arrears please reflect uponthis ca
lamity?
The surest way in the world for
wife and husband to lose confidence
in each other, is to listen to the first
bit of gossip rejecting on the charae-
ter of either.
No country town in the State has a
better kept or pleasanter looking pub
lie square than Eaton. Ii the Com
missioners would only paint the Sher-
IFS residence
Millers should remember that a law
enacted by the Legislature last Win
ter, requires them to put a correct and
suitable brand ON all packages ofaeur
prepared for market
Stop that dreadful, Coughl Dir.
Marshall's Lung Syrup viii do itin
an incredibly short time. Call at the
drug store Of Rrookihs & Son and try
a small bottle of it, only 25c.
During the storm on Sunday after
loon last, the residence ofDr. Minor,
ON Barron street, was struck by light
ming. One Of the members of the
family being severely shocked.
Religion should no more make q
person cross, fretful, lohg-faeed. or
d~isagfeeable to others than a rose
should droop and shed tears when
giving out its sweet perfume.
SruRm has rcmodeled his clothing
room and it now looks as neat and
clean as a new pin. He has an Inn
mense stock of ready-made Clothing
OF hand that he is offering very cheap
The new spring bonnets are over
whelming in appearance this season,
and are worn on the back of the head
as far as possible. We saw one the
other day on our street which re-
minded us of an old fashioned Penn
sylvania emigrant wagon.
Wefound HARKRADER, of the Ger
mantown Pass, sitting on acorner in
Cincinnati the day ofthe Convention.
lunching on cheese and crackers, and
divided five cents worth of peanuts
wfthshim and now he's bowed. All
H, You are sgrateful.
The Tennesseeans will give one Of
their celebrated Concerts at the city
Hall this "wednesday evening. Iii;
useless for us to say anything to rec.
ommend them to this community al
their talent is too we'll known. They
will have a crowded house.
Prof. G. r. Rosseter, of MARKETS.
College, delivered the B~accalaureat'
address for the High School com
mencement in the city Hall o. Sab
bath evening last. We did not hea
II, bnt understands was considera
bly, spriukled with the Pope's big toe
Twenty dollars for that kind of stpi
!. issrathef q bore.
-sz q TX 1E
Wedearn that the temperance worl
under the labors of Rev. II. d. JENK,
State Lecturer for s, Of T. O. is pros
pering finely. Mr.. j. is meeting wit
3 kind and cordial reception by tn
friends of the u everywhere. L
the most ofplaces he has addresse
full houses, and there is a generf