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1INV 11{k11 . TIllIAIItEs -
The Californin Mlnstrels have bill in the
main new this week. Thu songs Of Emerson,
Cotton, Frettericks, uud Russell; thu character
sctinE OF Sanford, Wilson, Mackln, achoolcraft,
and Goes; md the eamicalIttcs Of the minor
meIubess Of t4e troupe constitute programme
VI unusual merit.
, 1876-08-29

1ptel0I Ntpdfch 10 2Hs ITt6VNk.
Fonr DODGE, 1u., Aug. 25.-Early this
morning t!re was discovered In Surdam s.
Browns grocery Oil Market street, and 1'eforo
tho llnincs could bo checked the buildings were
destroyed. Loss on Hrown, $1,000; on atock
Of G. Asnnld, 5000; dalnnyc OH building and
Htuck, f2,0H}, Insurance covering tWo-thsrlla Ut
ti1c loss. Cause, lamp explosion.
, 1876-08-29

Sptc7dl Wsp12ch 70 The Tribune.
DLooMIS6ToN, ILL.,, Aug. M.-Snturday night
u man named Wilcox, living at Mclean. WIS run
over by tea,i In tho south part Of the city,
sustaining injuries from which llo died last cren
Ing.
jesse Trimmer, and old and wealthy resident
Of Money Creek, died last night, ngel III.
, 1876-08-29
served 8 term In the Illinois penitcntiarv. uta
w. next term will be IN the Iowa PenitenttaYy, 10
tho evidence against him Is conclusive.
ABRAHAM uYbfAN.

FORT WArNB, Ind, Aug. 28-Quisc sepsa.
tlon was caused here to-day by the discovery
that Abraham Hyman, clothing dealer, had
left town suddenly, taking with him his stock
ot dry goods. Ito removed everything out Of
the store after IL o'clock laat night, and this
nerning no trace Of him OF Ills effects could bc
found. lie Leaves large number OF creditors
10 mourp hIa loss.
, 1876-08-29

PorrsviALE. Pa, Aug. 2S.-Tho Molly Ma
Ruira prisoners, Manlcy, McGcheon, CarrolI,
RoaritT, and Boyle, who were recently Convicted
Of tile murder Of Policeman Yost at Toma4ua,
weEe sentenced to death this morning.
, 1876-08-29

Sp1c1d5 U1gt1Eth 70 1fE 7FF6EHZ.
KAsKAKrE, ILL.,, Aug 2S-Thu American
Express Agent Mt this placc, ]. ". Clarke, fell
down stairs at his residence lust night in lit
OF soInnat,lbul[snl. Ills eollar-bone Was broken,
and he was considerably bruised.
, 1876-08-29

HALIFAX, Aug. 2s.-A watcrspout burst over
the humane establishment Mt St. raul's Is1an1s
OH the 18TH inst., destroying five buildings and
killing one nun. Two storel0uscs aud dwell
ings 6tanl, much shattered.
, 1876-08-29

GEORGIA LYNCu1NG CASE.
AUGUSTA, Ga, Aug. :ss.-scvcral persons e,1-
gagged in lynclilng Williams l,nyo been arrestud
aud lodged In jail charged with tnur,cr.
, 1876-08-29

The alarm from boz 10 ut d;l5 last evening
was caused BY tlrc In tue rcsn-oIl fartury On
Quinn STREET, near Archer uycnue. Damage
SIS; clliso unknown,
Thu alarm irUin Box let at 12:45 ast'evenlng
was fnlsG.
, 1876-08-29

Special bispasch to 7as Tribune
LEAvEawonTnt Kan, Aug. 28.-Two men
named J. P. McOlendin and Henry Becker en-
gagged In quarrel this evening, during which
tho former Was stabbed eight times in the head
and once through the right luug. lie cannot
possibly recover, 80
, 1876-08-29
BURIED ALIVE.

C1sc1SsAr,, O., Aug. 2s.-Henry Meyer,
while working III an excavation for tho new
building at the coruer of Nintl, and Market
streets this forenoon, was crushed to death by
failing enlbanfunent under which lie was Dig
ging.
, 1876-08-29

1T NNNSF1El1D. M Z.
BUFFALO, N. Y, Aug. es--Thc rcsIlonce Of
Sydney N. Delopl', At Mansfield, was burned
to-day. Loss, $30, ,00O; ilssuredt or $4,000.
, 1876-08-29

AMSTERDAM, N. Y, Aug. 2a.-Tlo American
Hosiery Mtlls ut this place buried tlls evening;
insured for $50, zoo.
, 1876-08-29

TnoRsnuao, Out, Aug. 25.-A Touring mill,
ownutl by 7. & ]. Andrews, was burned this
morulng. The loss h $l3,000.
, 1876-08-29

lHHut llHt lnV HEw 1UTk 3AEllL-CtuH f0XS
should takc placo at New York instead Of New
port OH tue 1oth u septcmbcf'
---
1uG OAh'
oESTENaAt ho"lSo CONTESTS.
opesaa ... Dfspase" % q 1ne e., 45sonas
- a,,n,..a .'"s, 1s.~, an eAI'p's.ou ~
os,.,.,,,'.,s ~, IN no "'sa,.u .oaaJ w 'no
t,,s p~ot's .,.. ""1 rn,'...,., ssea ~
'.",sm.so s".a "sy ~. os.o1t M .o'.'oa "a'
~, -. .n ", ~, W, ~ IT. 'e1s'
.,s". .e "a a., 1s 'Io M. s"u
vs:,. NJ. ~ ,t.s5r....s ."S 10y ~ s, uuu W."
ha..a ,rn. soo,, sra,,, ~ a. .I.,a", :"
~ ,o, ~ ~ 49, ~ ss.' ~ ~ ~
.o,.,.,,,-., 49, ~. $50. 49,. w o''.s ."&o
ona +r,s,,o. 'A' "s s,n ~o"s s,.,s sAA' s'''J
~ ,,na m Co.,, 1,,,,s H., ,.. a.. e1'e -
,r". ,1,.aa,,,.r"m. H., 'tT .a,sa sa lacy .,
w.,,,x,. ,,,....s,i..,- ~ D..,,, .,,.t.'..., -
.,,r, n,,a,,nn ',f.,," n,,1s, ~rsa, A1 NM
Nsj4,.s =. 49, 49,. t,..sI 49, 1"'s ~
t,,o,s ,aar,,o, t,,a,- ,,ss,a,sn ,a,s 49,, Da
t-tod T., ,,ois, ~ ornrl,a,, thats 1871. Ivy
.'.,1... ,r,,. .so.,,.,,... 49,, ...,s,,aI, ~.
t t1,,r5 .,,oaa ~0'''fs''@1 " '$''>
''E''>1 ''.ss. -
vo,ux +..n n1 nhuada,a,,. " = a a,.,na.,.n., H 49, H.
osss ~ ~ .a.,. anasn' ~, eo"pensoss " i.s
The M last 800 Yards. ~ 'A' ''"' '''
Columbia had an easy taa1e in wIninp mt
F,,vahctl md +ho Renror,yy,L. r.n,,u =o,ra,1
en". ~ aa.sss -. ...,.;.S ~,
osef su' eouFse atohe, helthef ol inc othef
two crcwa crossing tho lln0-
JOHN vs.. JONATHAN.
Tim racc hctwprn Tim Iou,you r,,r1nr c,,,,
and ,ic Northwoetorn ~ rht.ot,o ,vas h., tas
a.lu ano t>ost1nes.ss4s' Cnle'o, ~as ny iaf
inc most exciting event of TIC day. The Attn.
lantas, who were to have taken Iart in the race,
were co,npn11ed tn wfth,1+asv mn occmrt ~ ma
.,c1,ncus ~ 1,n,1ocra oe ~ Thai, H., ,,,r oro
- 49, Th.na ~ esa,., ss s,s,. ~.
place filled, Of course, by an inferior. The boats
started well, aud the superior strength of either
was not at first apparent, Indeed they seemed.
'4su,,.,.taa,Ia III IT, ,,,W.w -. .,,a. ~
ao." AS'4'sa''@'ue s''o o''.s'se~e s' eto' ohoacs
to be pretty evenly mated. After turning the
slight bend III the river, about lalf milo from
tho start. Curtis
'''S ''' nx nan srrra,yo
,,a IL, ,,ta s..,,,a .1a.s.,:.
ern bank Of tho river while tho 1ondon took
perfectly straight line from the point. At the
bend to tho rraud atnnd. however. thu two
cn,no to1othor rooin q n,sr,or -, ,,tio fro,,
49, 1 a.,s,, 49, ' 1a, aaa 49,, .,. I ,..,e .e".
tue ht's!, t'o Aoaaol uelne scafce'y hatl
1eugth ahead. The Northwesterns here Ind
small advantage Of position, and at the entl
ul tllu next hundred yards tho crcrs were row
minute, mi @ When tlic London Club. Without W W.
parcntly increasing their stroks Or c1ertIhg
themselves particularly, began
PULLING AWAY PROM THEIR OPPONENTS !,
t!lc jIaycs' stand fully thrce lengths nllrat.
The Chicago crew seemed to DO pulling their
bust, and did not increase their speed at all
n!tsr tle ltond9ners G'' g. movgan t1cr wurk Tor thu
don Club anu 8 :6Y for the Nprtllwrsterns,
The rt,wInT Of the j.onilnn Clui, II, 1.rnre.
symmetry, anu ease, as well as power, far exccs
anythinE seen on the seliuykill today or ever
bsi9rc ~ 9n american .in: walters. While t!e stroke
, 1876-08-29

DETROIT, Aiieh., Aug. 25.-The building used
as vlage jail at Worthwhile burned night l,e-
fore last, md John White, the only inmate, was
burned to death.
, 1876-08-29
IHE WEATHER.

WAsu1Na7os, y. C., Aug. ao-1 a, m.-For
the lake region, falling barometer, soutllcrly
and eastcrly Winds, rising temperature, and
partly cloudy weather, with ruIu areas IN the
Upper Lake region, nad possibly extending to
Lake Erie.
LOCAL oBsKnyATioNa.
tut k,tr.n
, 1876-08-29
BUSINESS NOTICES,

All who feel lAnEuld or dehl1ltated
should lAo Hollands Araunlc Bitter Vino Vt Iron.
Dyspcpi!cs Will l2d It Invaluable, Depot, 63
CLARK street.
, 1876-08-29

opeITu DF135o1tN 70 7H8 7rfH6E.
MENnoTA, ILL.,, Aug. pa communication
from Arlington has Just been sent here 10 tho
City Marshal To say that Peter Thclan sho.
Charley Mccoy dead for applying an offensive
eycnl'.g. Thclan faa decampch, and tho people
o. Arlington arc out In fosct looking fol him.
Both parties reside IN Arlington.
, 1876-08-29

Save Your lIair.-lE you wish to Aava your
hait and keep II strong aua healthy. uss "Das.
4sttn CocaAfpe
, 1876-08-29
A COSTLY sEcoND-cLAss R1D1


Special DsEdtch 10 Tie Tribhn4.
KKoKuK, 1a., Aug. 2S.-A li,a1, nan,ed ". H.
Blair, IN route from Aurora, O., to Unionrillc,
H., while asleep In frctglit-car at this place
Inst night, wns rubbed Of 3200 The discovery
wns not mako TIL lie awolfc this morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1876-08-22

The lives Insured by the Society aro csicldly
selected In different parts Of North America and
Europe, furnishing, by this bread aeld OF opera
tions an additional and exceptional safety to the
Policy-holGers. The assurances are made only on
the Mutual Principle. The Surplus Premiums are
returned annually to the IasIred
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Daily Atnnrbtt sournal.
DIED OF FOUL AIR.

We take precautions in the pnblic inter-
est against overcrowding. filth. and alb
sence of ventilation in tenement-houses,
but we take no precautions against the
overcrowding, filth, and want OF light and
ventilation of city stables; and yet every
one of the large stables may fairly and
properly be called hot-bed of horse
disease.
Light is as necessary to horses health
as to that of man. and yet nearly all
our horses live, except during their few
hours OF work out of doors, often in the
case OF the city horse not over two or
three, almost in complete darkness. In
the best and most commodious city stables
they have nothing more than twilight.
Moreover, the lungs of the horse are Just
like those of man-only larger; their
functions are precisely the same; the con-
tact of oxygen with his blood Is just as
necessary for the preservation of his health
and strength: nevertheless, nearly all our
stables are built and regulated apparently
on the theory that the horse does not need
fresh air at ALL The windows are small,
and are either not made to open or are new
err opened. There are, in the case OF horses
kept for pleasure, and of horses kept in the
country, mitigations of their lots which
we need not point out but in the city the
working horse is treated worse than
steam.engine or sewing machine. He is
almost invariably, if his owner be poor
man, shut up during sixteen hours out OF
the twenty in a small. noisome den,
every plank and beam in which is impreg-
mated with foul civilizations, and which
probably stands in a fe,id alley, or behind
filthy yard. In livery-stables he is either
immured in cellar several feet below
the ground. into which the light and air
cannot come, and which is probably damp,
or else kept in large rooms, with low cell
ings and small windows, and in which
light and air are not all0,ced to come, and
with fermenting manure all around him.
The result is, that, as any one may ascer-
tain for himself, the stencil of these places
when the doors are opened in the morning
is almost insupportabe and it is as GER
tain as anything can be that the constltu-
ton of horse which passes many nights
in them rapidly gives way, and he dies;
hut he is set down in the books as having
been worn out" by hard work. The fact
is, he dies of foul air. and darkness, and
dirt-aies, in short. for want of the
ordinary. conditions of healthy animal life.
Nation. .-
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TONTiSE PLAN,

Or upon the principle of accommodating pre- Its for
definite periods, which was FIRST introduced by this
Society, and has been recommended and endorsed
by eminent experts in Lite Insurance, and by lead
ing business men. Forty.fonr per ceut. has beer
canned and accumulated on the premiums paid or
sit Tontine Life Policies, and forty per cent. on ts
Toatine Endowment Policies, issued within the last
Ave years.
The Directors OF the Equitable Lie Assurance
Society represent exciusyely the interests Of the
Policy holders, and in presenting the Society 20 nc
tcs, they that it has strong claims upon public
confidence, because OF the sJrict and conservative
principles by which its various departments ar
governed. In the assets ana in the administration
of the Society," perfect security is given for the f
ture which is of great importance to those depend
ing Upon their insurance policies for the ultimate
support of their families.
No Life Insurance Company has such ares an
nual tran sactons as the Equitable; none is mere
prompt and just in its dealings.
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How to Make Money.


We will state that the suress, hes and speediest
way to "multpy and increase" is to call ut No IL
Wall Street, New York, and consult with Alex
rockingham Co.
These gentlemen, who have long been identified
with the history anu Affairs of Wall street, are I'M
usually skilled in monetary affairs, and IN every
thing appertaining to speculation, are unexcelled
Tor ability and proficiency. 1t may also be SAID
that OF the many b. okers in that city they are not
only the the most popular, but also the most sue
cessful, best patronized and most widely known
in or near the vicinity OF Wall Street.
Among the customers of the house of Alex.
rockingham Co., are some of our leading and
representative citizens, who are mainly indebted
to the labOrs Of this firm for much OF the weath
they now enjoy.
During the long and successful experience of
Messrs Alex. rockingham Il Co., in this city they
have earned FOR themselves an enyiab reputation
business almost colossal in its proportions In fact
the amount of business done by this house in the
course OF year is something wonderful, and often
forms the subject of comment. 1t needs but visit
to their spacious offices in all street 70 prove tn
truth OF the above statement.
How they manage TO convert go to $50, $40 into
$i0 $40 into $50, and so on, is secret which they
alone can explain; but that they succeed in doing
you would safely and probably invest your mon
ey do not hesitate to favor this firm with your cah
and confidence. That by SO doing you will reap an
abundant reward the experience Of thousands OF
such course in these lines oftottering banks and
financial strngency must be apparent to the most
Indifferent and careless observer.
Messrs. Alex. rockingham 4 Co., are prepared
ties, and in every transaction in which they may
be engaged guarantee entire satisfaction to those
who honor them with tteir patronage.
Is Send Tor their Explanatory Circular and
desire then.-From ". Y. Metropolis, Apra Is,
1876, July 49, teod3m*
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COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.
rVNHE undersigned. Commissioners appointed by
i the Judge of Probate tor Kennebec County
to receive and examine the claims of creditors
against the estate of Joseph Cavill, late OF
Augusta, in said County deceased represented
insolvent, give notice that six months from the
oath day of July, A. ID. 1876 are allowed for said
creditors to present and prove their claims, and
that they will be i'm session for the purpose of
ceiving said claims and proof, at the office Of s.
l.. Tilcomb, in Augusta, at O'Clock in the fore.
noon Of each day, Saturday the 18th day of
August. aud on Saturday, the 50th day Of Decem.
Der next
j. s. HOBBS,
aug5-t&v3w LENDALL TITCOMB.
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,'.., iuster tnan any other book. one Agent
sold GI copies in one day. Send orr extra terms
10 agents. NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co. Philadei-
pha. Pa. julyi-4w
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DSYCHONANCY o. SOUL CHARMING"
i How either may fascinate and gam the
stantly. This simple mental requirement all can
possess, free, by mail Tor 25c, together with mar
rage guide Egyptian Oracle, Dreams, Hints to
Address 7 VILLA II Il co Pubs. Phila. lun22-4W
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Old Pianos and Organs taken
Is in exchange for newfones.

a7ogad n I ~ .idstq fo a3asiaqa
faii9anasl9s Fae sliiysgs5xy 3G g.
i9sitt , Is g}4sq 6nias sgi 70 sssslF s.
iilse9zd y tie8 bl5aehoe n ts g
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Legal Notice.

DHiLIP WAGoNHEIM, whose place of resi-.
G dsnce ia unknown, iletake notice that
on the Gath day of-April, 1876, John N. Gsnin
filed petition in the court OF oemmon pleas
of Monroe county, 0hio,g in a civil action
against him, demanding S653, and interest
from April |, 1875, as past due on contract
for sale of real estate, and 81, ,050 and interest
from same time, which is undue, and for the
sale of the following real estate in said
county, to vii; Seventy five acres, be the
same more or less, in section twenty nine,
township four and range Eve, and bounded
on the north by lands of George Kstterer and
w, T. Morris; on the east by lands Of W. r.
Morris, N. Hollistsr and John Fleahmau; on
the south by J. Dressed; and on the west by
Main street of Wcodsfeld and new road
leading to Antioch, excepting therefrom the
Catholic Church lot; the said land is more
particularly described in the deed from Jane.
&. Morris and wife to John N. Genin, dated
March 80, 1870, and recorded in Record Of
Deeds of said county, volume twenty seven
page two hundred and twenty two, to which
reference is had; you are required to- ranswsl
said petition by the third Saturday in Jane
1876. HOLLISTER Il OKEY,
apr25, '75w6. Attys for Genin.
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avS3Ar Irffs Z 51,cp9a . iol {
Steam and W ater Mill fosEale.

FHk unasrzslsl eess thsis slsan s.lrwa-
on sunfsh Creek for SIZE. tossth = M Nrtv
acres Of hand. Ths inila lhasfus of NJ
B = ST FRENCH BURRS
Is IN thorough repair, ihdiisl : ~ ,,,sh-
scrAood; not another staan su6alls NM -
Fniiss of T.. There 10 = good. sacessihas ~
Of coal on the premises. sNs.s = =
1srmsMin b ansdsrats, We wSssa sak,
sisnAil farm npart pay.s s,ss sg,-r-,
junsls,'74tf.
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F A R N OR ALE.

(NoNTAINING 100 ACRES. situated in
" Grandview township, Washington coun-
ty, Ohio, Eve miles below Grandview and one
mile from the Ohio River.
ISevemty.fiye Acres Cleared.
Good house and three tenant houses; three
tobacco houses and stable; good we'll and
springs; two good apple and peach orchards;
plums, pears and cherries plenty; good soil. )
For terms call on J. H. PARR, on the prsm-
ises, or WIN. WEDDLE, WoodsGsld. Ohio.
feb2s, ,T6m3. JOHN PARR.
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T1s fsopsr Metno d q Breathing

II is necessary for vigorous mental or
physical work that the air should be
pqre..aftis equally important that pure
air.sheuld be breathed by proper use
Of the langs. The Educational News
makes these wholesome suggestions:
n fact, the manner of breathing at
any particular time Is almost as good d
test IS the pulse itself of the general
state of the system, physical and mem
tal. s0ne of the commonest faults in
thes use of the lungs. is the habit of
breathing, as it were, from their surface,
not bringing sufficiently into play the
c01tal and abdominal muscles BY watch
Ing. the domestic animals, a horse or
COW, for Instance, we may learn 8 lesson
In breathing We perceive that there is
very. little motion near the fore extrem-
iiess but the breath is impelled from the
6anks. So should we have the main ac-
ton at the waist. Any form of dress or
beit, therefore, which constrains the
base OF the lungs and presses upon the
stomach and intestines, must do serious
haryn, e.
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: CAS- INC sl,sa !

that is usually needed IN ouri part Of ths
world. All made by first class woskmen and
ont Of good material. All kinds Of old iron
taken IN exchange for goods. Give as call.
s. .ss..l ]. u. WATT h BROS.
junezlS,75I. Bsrnesville. Ohio.
4, s, $50 -. ~
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NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT.
JOHN HENDRSoN's ESTATE.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersign.
IN ed has been appointed and qualified as Ad-
ministrator, dc 50afs non, with the will annex.
ed. Of John Henderson, late of Monroe county,
Ohio, deceased. THOS. s. FOWLER.
maysf6w3
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Coal! Coal! 9

NOTICE is hereby given, that sealed pro.
In posals will be received at the Auditors
Office, Monroe county, Ohio, until June 6.
1896, for the delivery of 500 bushels Of
good Goa, well screened at the bank, and free
from slate. to be delivered by the LIST of No
vembsr next, WIN. WEDDLE,
may9,'16w4. Auditor.
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4 spELLlyc.LEssoy.
A neaahen Emperor,s Examp,e

ASS9Cus0OsA HssAPChVu'S LAdAuEbtcs
When Julian was Emperor of Rome,
there were several statues erected in his
honor, -
Anseneiny Of the Emperor III order
to express his, hatred ef Jul an, mutila
ted the face OF one Of these statues A
courtler who saw the deed, carrie | the
news to the Emperor, and begged bim
to take vengeance on the man who had
thus insulted him. But the, Emperor,
passing his hand over his face, smiling
iy'sail, 81 do not end mvsclf wounded y
Wasaot this much better way than
ID ny into q passionq The heathen1
Emperor, in this respect, sets us all
good example.
Julian was a philosopher, whatever.
else he may have been; and he had the
roysl greatness to despise an intended
iAsalt that showed an enemy's meanness
mere than it coul shurt him. y.
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f3tsn Is9 lS q fr9lEo ,nnhai IL
neBlank Deeds and Mort.
cages for sale at thir Office.
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s.Ieunons Is scace.y

slffI Il J. & :
ssWaiter. what kind OF pie is this ~
asked diner ut restaurant.
sWhat kind Of pie did you order,
ssh7s s'''@s'
Il ordered lemon pie, but this appears
to me to be dried apple"
"Dafs lemon pie, sab. You know
dey has way of mixin' dried apples in
de lemon pies here, sab, to dat extent
dat It requires man of 'bility for to
distinguish 'em apart, sab. Lemons is
scace, you know, and dey has to como
mize 'em so as to make one lemon do
for sixteen pies, sab. =
"A quarrelsome husband and wife in
Iowa decided to separate and divide
their property evenly. The land was
measured of into two farms, and the
honse and barn were cut in halves, and
each half removed short distance
The Centennial Exhibition is sadly
torn up as yet, but it is grand even in its
incompleteness. It, will be more than
grand when. finished. Every American
has reason to feel proud of it. Heaven
bless and success attend the enterprise,
ana the desil take fhlladelpnla.-1nqu'-
rr.
Nurses should be careful not to dispirli
or frlgnten their patients. By . mistake
amarried LADY, London gsye her hus-
oanos wno was suferlng from heartdis.
ease, adose from wrong bottle, labelled
rolsoIl lhe mistake was Immediately
detected, but there was no poison in the
oottle tne patlent, however, was SO
lslgnseheu slla. ne aled Tue same a'ser-
fnpVn. s M
larger number OF counterfeit notes
have recently been received at the re-
demptfon division OF the treasury than
ever before 10 the same length OF time
Recently dangerous counterfeit $lO
note OF the National State Bank OF Terra
Haute, Ind and counterfeltsSo note oi
the FIRST National Bank OF Louisville
nave oeel discovered.
What fountain OF blessing is COW
she is the mother OF beef, the source Of
butter, the original cause OF cheese, 70
say nothing OF shoes, horns, nalr' combs
and upper leather. A gentle, amiable
eyer-ylelding creature, who has no JOY
~ her family affairs which she does MOI
snare WITH man. y 9 ROD ner OF bel
mliK, ana Only care lot ner tnat tne TOD
PeIY may oe sperpe'ua.ed.