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Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1876-07-28

A villain giving the name Ut Georgt
Williams aud hailink from Lexington, KY
enticed away two girls from Richmond
O., one on Thursday, and The other Fri
day, last week, on the plea of hiring then
70 work for him, ravished both, murdered
the first, and attempted to the second
bat she escaped, gave the alarm. and be
vas arrested Friday night Saturday .
mob took him from jail and hung him t.
The nearest tree.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1876-07-28

| cENTEN NAL.
177e. 1876.
PROCLAMATION.
|CHICAGQ AND NORTH WESTERN
RAILWAY
Is5Hl POPULAR POP ROUTE OVERLAND TO
Passengers for CHICAGO, Niagara Falls
Pittsburg, PHILADELPHIA, Mon'fe"',
IOuebec. NEW YORK, Boeton, or any
point East, should buy their
TRANS-CONTINENTAL TICKETS
Via the Pioneer Route,
1.-THE CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN
RAILWAY.
THIS IS THE BEST ROUTE EAST
It's Track is of STEEL RAILS, and on
lit has been made the FASTEST time tnat
has ever been MADE in this country. by
this route passengers for points east OF
Chicago have choice of the following
lines from Chicago:
Blythe TtiTSBURG. FORT WAYNE
AND CHICAGO AND PENNsYL-
VANIA RAILWAYS:
. THROUGH TRAINS DAILY, with
= Pullman Palace Cars through TO Phil
adelphia and New York on each train.
1 THROUGH TRAIN, with Pullman
/ Palace Cars to Baltimore and Wash
ingtOn.
BY THE LAKE SHORE MICHIGAN
SOUTHERN RAILWAY AND CON
NECTIONS NEW YORK CENTRAL
AND ERIE RAILROADS:
. THROUGH TRAINS DAILY. with
= Palace Drawing Room and Silver
Palace Sleeping Cars through 10 New
York.
BY THE MICHIGAN CENTRAL,
GRAND TRUNK. GREAT WEST.
ERN AND ERIE AND NEW YORK
CENTRAL RAILWAYS:
9 THROUGH TRAINS. with Pullman
= Palace Drawing Room and Sleeping
Cars through to New York to niagara
Fails, Buffalo, Rochester, or New York
City.
BY BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAIL
ROAD:
. THROUGH TRAINS DAILY, with
Il Pullman Palace Cars for Newark,
GAINESVILLE, Wheeling. Washington and
without change.
This is the SHORTEST, BEST and
only line running Pullman celebrated
PALACE SLEEPING CARS AND
connecting with Union Pacific
Railroad at OMAHA and from the WEST,
via Grand junction, Marshall. Cedar
Rapids. Clinton. Sterling and Dixon, for
CHICAGO AND THE EAST.
This popular route is unsurpassed or
3pe ed, Comfort and Safety. The smooth.
and perfect track of steel
rails, the celebrated Pullman Palace
Cars; the perfect Telegraph Sys
lem of moving Trains, the regularity with
which they run, the admirable arrange
nent for running through cars to Chicago
from all points West, secure to passengers
Ill the comforts in modern Railway Tray.
cling. No change of Cars and no tcdiou
lelays at Ferries
Passengers will find Tickets via this
Favorite Route at the General Ticket
Offices of the Central Pacific Railroad in !
San Francisco and Sacramento, and in all |
Inc Ticket Offices of the Central Pacific |
w. II. STENNETT.
Gen. Pass: Agent.
MARVIN HUGHITT,
Gen. supt; Chicago.
Fl. P. STANWOOD, General Agency.
III Montgomery street. San Francisco.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1876-07-28

Nehemet Murat. the new Emperor of
Turkey, was married . few years ago to
beautiful Circassisa slave. Who Wa
purchased for the sum of $4,000. She y
yeckoned one of the most beautiful and
accomplished ladies' in the empire. Sew.
eral children have been born to the pair
and the father has devoted much care to
their education.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1876-07-28
Lessons.

MRS. A. W. STREET
Has removed &c Bozeman, occupying the
former residence Of DR.. G. w. Monroe, on
Church street, and is prepared to give in
|structions on the Piano. Terms reason
BILE. Patronage respectfully solicited.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1876-07-28

The heat continues intense 1t Ehiladel-
phia. Pennsylvania. Thirty-three
employees Of the gas works abandoned
work, and twenty. zone are known to have
died from the effects Of the heat. Among
tho prostrated who have recovered 10 Gov.
Hartranft. Two wagons were kept con.
stantly employed yesterday in carrying
the sun stricken to the hospital. The
coroner g Jury 10 in continual session.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1876-07-28
HOMES AND FORTUNES FOR ALL!
Grand Distribution
Cash, Farms, Brick Blocks, Residences, &c.
The Kansas Land & immigrant Assn.
AUG UST Is, 1875.
Capital Stock 1 900, 900, Lee
gally Authorized.

THE KANSAS LAND AND IMMIGRANT As.
ISOLATION. of Atchison, Kansas-an en-
terprise chartered by the State, inaugural.
ed and managed by men whose reputation
for honesty, reliability and integrity
stands unsullled, and who have the hearty
endorsement Of State and city officials and
citizens-will, On the 18th day of August.
1876, make . grand distribution to its
shareholders Of many valuable awards Of
cash and real estate. Highest cash award,
SIS. 900. Lowest $50. The real estate
awards, consisting of choice farms, bust.
ness houses, residences, &C., have beer
selected from the most desirable and valu-
able property in the State. Price of
shares only $500 each. Every sharehold-
cr will be fairly represented at the dlstri-
button. the chances offered to secure q
home and fortune are unprecedented.
DISTRIBUTION POSITIVE, Aug. Is, 1876,
or money will be refunded IN full.
Send in your order at once, SO you may
have your numbers carefully registered.
For more particular description Of the
terms Of agents, special offer to
clubs, and purchasers Of two or more
shares, manner Of drawing, list Of en-
dorsers and references. description of
Kansas, &C.. g., send for their illustrated
paper, the KANSAS IMMIGRANT" nailed
free to any address. Send $500 for al
share. Address
8. NJ. STR1CKIER,
AtchisOn, Kansas.
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AMERICAN AND FOREIGN
p PATENTS

IGILMORE & CO., Successors to Chr.
~ NAN. HosMER s. Co., Solicitors. Pa
tents procured in all countries. No
Fees in Advance. No charge unless
the patent is granted. No fees for making
lprellmary examinations. No additional
fees for obtaining and conducting a re-
hearing. BY recent decision of the Com.
missioner ALL rejected applications NAV
ne revived. SPECIAL attention given to
Interference Cases before the Patent Of.
nee, Extensions before Congress. In
arrangement Suits in different States and
all ntlgatlon appertaimDg tn Inventions
Tor Patents. Send stamp to Gilmore &
20. for pamphlet of sixty pages.
LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS
and Scrip.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before
the U. S. General Land Office and De.
partment OF the Interior. Private Lind
y la'ms, MINING and PRE-EMPTiON Claims.
|and HOMESTEAD cases attended 10. Land
scrip IN AZ, 20, and 100 acre pieces for
|saie. This Scrip II assiguable. and can be
located in the name OF the purchaser ,ron
any Government land subject to private
entry, at $125 per acre. 1t il of eonaI
value with Bounty Land Warrants Se"d
stamp TO Gilmore 4 Co. for pannhIet e s IL.
|struction. s' = -
Arrears Of Pay and Bounty,
All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS
OF the late war. or their heirs, are in MANY
cases entitled to money from the Govern
1 W1:. " Wnicn they have no knowledge.
Write full history of service. and state
amount OF pay and bounty received I'm
CLOSE stamp to GILMORE 8 Co. and 4 full
reply, after examination, win be given
you tree. e.'s"
Pensions.
Ofhcers, Soldiers, and Sailors wounded
rnptured. or injured in the late war how
ever slightly, can obtain . pension Nv "a
dressing Gilmore & Co. = ~
Cases prosecuted by Gilmore & Co he.
lore the Supreme Court of the United
Estates, the Court of Claims. and -
lSouthein Claims Commission. '0
Each department Of our business Is nm
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IoI the same experienced parties emnloved
~ the old firm. Prompt attention IL al
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ttnus secured. We desire to WIN sncc.s -
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Il has been said thaS . woman with Z
hasel eye never slopes from her husband,
never chats scandal, never sacrifoes her
husband's comfort for her own, and never
forgets that he hes his fight 10 make with
The world, and that she owes him at least
kindoes aid cvensess Of temper. Give
- TIE girl with hazel eyeA
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ISF. LOUIS AND MORGAN COUNTY
MINING l. SMELLING
Company.
VIM. III. WILSON,
business Managers.
No. 900; North sixth Street, I'm
der Lindeu Hotel

SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI.
This company docs general Lane
Agency Business. Negotiates Loans, &C
Especial attention given to the purchase
and Sale of Mines and Mineral Lanes, OF
ganizing Mining Companies, DC.
Our determination is to make our cnict
the headquarters for all mining men Wis
|iting our city. We refer to the business
community of st. Louis:
Our facilities for selling lands are un
surpassed, from the fact that we PROPOSE &c
to issue Monthly Paper OF our OWL ;ua,;f ~
which we will distribute Free throughout
the Eastern States and Europe. thus
bringing your properties before the public
to the best advantage.
All business correspondence should be
iowa. ~','o W. II. WILSON,
Business Manager
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The alligator that swallowed q corset il
lead. It st1yed on his stomach.

Neither human applause nor human
|censure is to be taken as . test OF the
truth; but either should set Us upon test
ling ourselves Bishop Whatly.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25
ASSIc NEE'S SALE
REAL EST ATE
IN
CRAIG COUNTY, VIRGINIA.

In obedience to o decree Of the Omitted States Dis
trict Court for the Western District of Virginia. rem
dered on the 10th day of February 1875 in the mat
ter OF Clifton g. Hill. Assignee VS. Geo. W. Morgan
will SELL in front of the Courthouse door Of Craig
county, to the highest bidder, at public auction, ON
MONDAY. JUNE 9TH. 1876
lit being the first day of the Circuit Court.)
the following tract IF land embraced in the schedule
of said bankrupt TO wit:
One tract of 100 acres, situated Craig's Creek,
branch OF James river, in said eoDH;y, adjoining
the lands OF Reuben Farrow, and others.
Also one tract of 46 acres part OF asuryey OF l4e
acres. adjoining the other tract.
Improvements consist of dewllinss and other OUT
houses The land is in fair state OF cultivation =
and forests covered with pine and ether valuable
timbers,
TERMS OF SALE
Cash in hand to satisfy siad trust deed and expenes
thereof, and on residue one-fourth cash. and the
balance on II and 18 months credit the purchaser
giving bonds with ample personal security, and the
title to be retained by the Assignee until the whole
OF the purchase. money shall have been paid.
C. e. HILL. Assignee
May 4-tdS OF Geo. w. Morgan, bkt-
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25
Bn7aErMl7t Notices.
TNTHE q. s. DISTRICT COURT FOR THE WEST
i ern District Of Virginia.
In the matter of Reuben Lucas, Bankrupt-In Bank


In the matter of Reuben Lucas Bankrupt-In Bank
ruptcy.
THE court doth further adiudge. order and decree,
that Wade W Hampton, one OF the Com'rs OF this
COURT shall take account OF all liens against the
real estate which owned by the said Reuben Lu-
cas-. bankrupt. at the time he was adjudged bank
prorities and to ascertain whether or not any part
of said liens have been discharged: and to further
which alienated by the said Reuben Lucas, pri-
or to his adjudication bankrupt, is liable for
the payment OF any judgment against him. and for
the purpose of enabling said Commissioner properly
to execute this decree, he is authorized to
be Designated by any party interestedMbut before
executing this decree, sand Com'r Hampton, is re-
by the valley q tna
newspaper published at stanton. Va.
Extract from the Decree-May 1876.
COMMISSIONERS OFFICE
Luray, May 18th, 1876.
Creditors. and others Interested are hereby noti-
fed that have appointed MONDAY, the 3rd day of
and state the account and report required by the
foregoing decree.
Given under my hans as ,s one Of the Commission
may 1s-4t WADE W. HAMPTON. Com'r,
TNTHE u s. DISTRICT COURT FOR THE WEST
i ern District of Virginia.
In the matter OF 7. H. Taylor. bankrupt-In Bank
ruptcy.
Hampton, one Of the Com rs of this court shall take
account oil all liens existing against the estate
owned by the said thornton II. Taylor bankrupt
with their respective priorties and shall further as
certain whether any Of said liens have been paid
discharged, and if 50, by whom, and in what man.
ner-hut before taking said account, notice shall be
published for three weeks in the Valley Virginian,
paper published in Stanton, Va
Extract from decree of May. 1876.
COMMISSIONERS OFFICE,
Luray., Va, May 18th, 1876.
All persons holding liens against the estate of T,
H. Taylor bankrupt, and those interested, will take
notice that have appointed FRIDAY. the 3Oth day
OF JUNE next. at my office in Luray the day to
take and state the account required by the afore
said decree.
ers of said court, this the 18th day of May 1876.
may 18-3t WADE W. HAMPTON, Com'r.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25

GRATING WAx.--F. J. Bealy tells the
readers of the Prairie Farmer how to make
grating wax:
Take four parts Of rosin, two of beeswax
and one of linseea oil. Melt the rosin in a
kettle, add the bceswax and then the oil. APP
ply hot to gratis. have used this for grating
in the nursery for eight years. Never use tai
low, as it melts in the sun and runs off.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25
\ sslgnee1s Sale Of Real Estate
~ in Craig County. Va,

n sSlgnee'S sale of Real Estate
~ in Craig County, Va.
IN obedience to decree of the United State, Dis
Grict court Tor the Western District oil Virginia rem
aere9 on the 10th day of February fS75 in the mat
Ier VI =; T. HILL Assignee, Garner Francisco.
VIII FELL IN 'front.' OF the Courthouse door of rra<
county, at pubhe anction to the highest bider on
MONDAY THE 9TH DAY OF 7UNE, 1876,
ut being the first day OF the Ciyeait Court.)
the following real estate to wit by the,
saId bankrupt in his schedule. to wis.
One-Iourth OF undivided trac. OF hand Of 2eO acres
deVlsed by Lewis Francisco. deed, to his children
said ~ - "'oio
One tract of about 52A acres being ene-fourth OF
mentioned. 'o '
last. fr '"o '"0
These lands surrendered as subject to lien Of
the lands devised by Lewis Francesca. decd to hi.
nelrs OF S4OO subject to credit of $780, about the
time the legacy fell due,
On inns land there are some Buildings dwelling
ana outhouses, etc, fine water-pSwer on which al
one time good Grist and Saw Mill was in spcpcsp-
III! operation, and on it much valuable pine and
other timber. f ~
TERMS OF SALE
One-fourth cash, and the balance on n credit of
SIX Twelve and eighteen months, the purchaser Civ
ing ponds with ample personal security and the IT,
tie to be retained by the Assignee until the whole OF
the purchase money shall have been paid
G.. G. HAL, Assignee
MAY Illus OF Garner Francisco, bkt.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25
Assignee's Sale
OF
RlEAL ESTATE
IN
Rockingham County, va.

In pursuance OF decree OF the T. s. Dist Court
Ior tne western District of Virginia. in the matter
OF George Faucet, Bkt, VIII as assignee Of sid
bankrupt, - '~'"
FRIDAY. THE 18TH DAY OF MAY, 1876
IN front OF the Courthouse in Harrisopbnrg W.
SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION,
the following real estate to wit:
tract OF 2l7N acres OF land, lying ncarsbe Peaked
Mountain, in Rockingham county, va
Also tract Of S. acres of Mountain land in po..
ingnam county. about seven miles from New Mar
mentioned land. ~ o'"
TERMS OF SALE:
one fourth cash The balance on credit of - ana
10 months with interest fromd of sale the purchas-
ts siving ponds with ample personal security for
Ihe deferred payments, and the title to be retained
as ultimate security. '"
,,o4s JOHN PAUL, Assignee
"pi lotus OF George PaIcett, bk't.
POstpOMement.
me above sale has been Postponed until MON
1n Z, 10 oN W Isth. JOHN PAUL.
"' LOUIS Assignee.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25

''My poem is rather lengthy she said, "and
maybe you won't have room for it this week. -
The editor yawned and replied:
'.Oh, yes, we could find room for it If it was
twelve tiE.es as long-our stove is a large one,
you see."
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25

Owing to change in the time for the final
celebration at Washington and Lee Univertity,
Gen. r. A. Pryor., who was to have addressed
the literary societies of that University on that
occasion, will not be able to be there.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25

clark l hear an angel sing" sang young
man in All outside township school exhibition.
mo, faint" shouted an old farmer in one
of the back seats; ''it's only my old mule that's
hitcled outsidc.''
The young man broke down and quit.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25

Landlord, didn't you ever have gentle
man stop with you before?''
Are you gentleman %
Eyes, am.'
''Then never had one to stop with Inc
before"
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25
Cease No. y
DISTRICT COURT OF THE UNITED STATES,
For the Western District OF Va

'
To Samuel Bane, and to ali whom it may concern
Greeting:
Notice is hereby given. that. on the 2sth day OF
February 1876, one key containing about -four gal
Ions of whiskey, of the estimated value Of Tel
dollars, and claimed or owned by Samuel Bane OF
Pulaski county, Virginia, seized by the Mar
shall of the United States for said District forfeit
ed to the use of the United States. and the same
is libeed and prosecuted i'll this court in the name
of the United States for condemnation for the
es in said Libel set FORTH and that said cause will
stand for trial at the in Abingdon. on the
23d day of May next, when and where ali persons
are warned to appear to show cause why condemna-
ton should not be decreed and to Intervene for their
interests. u.
Dated. Abingdon, May 6, 1876.
may l1-4w b. GILDERSLEEVE, Dist. Clerk.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25
.Assignee's Sales.
Il ssignee's Sale of Real Estate In
"A Warren Comfy. Va.

Il ssignee's Sale of Real Estate In
~ warren County, Va.
In compliance with an order Of the limited Station
District Court for the Western District ~ V,rginin
entered on the 18th day Of March, 1876 in The
OF Henry A. Buck. bankrupt, shall, as Assirnee Of
the estate OF said Buck, ON -
SATURDAY, JUNE 10th, 1870
in front Of the Courthouse OF Warren county.
sell at public auction,
the two following named very valuable tracts NJ
land, with all buildings and Improvements thereon
to wit: A'
Sixty Acres, more or less, situatc mostly in War
rem county. near the line between Warren and Page
counties. The celebrated
WATER-SAW AND GRIST MILL,
at Milford, now in the possession of said Buck and
usler saIuaDie buildings and improvements,
Ihe other tract is situate near Bentonyille. in
warren county, about two miles from said Mill con-
IaHs wv Acres, more or less and has upon IL much
Good tlmb Der SAID tracts win be sold free from ali
ens and the liens will be transferred to the fnd in
court arising from the SALE ~ ~ -
TERMS.-OnefOurth cash in hand the residue y,
three equal payments at six, twelve and eichtsers
months from day OF sale with interest the Dnrchsa
er 10 give bonds with good personal security for the
aeIerred payments and the title will be REFINED A.
paid. JOHN a. NEWMAM xsuIsey -
10y A0-'' OF the estate OF H. A. Buck, bkt.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25

''What can I do to make you love me
more?" asked a youth of his girl the other
evening.
buy me ring, stop eating onions, and
throw your shoulders back when you walk, -
was the immediate reply.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25
Assignee's Sale
REAL ESTATE-
CRAIG COUNTY, VIRGINIA.

In obedience to decree OF the u g. District
Court for the Western District OF Va in the mnttsr
Of G e. Hill Assignee VS.. John Lark, will sell II
front OF the Courthouse door Oh Craig county in
public auction to the highest bidder, on
MONDAY, JUNE 18th, 1876
lit being the first day of the Circuit court,)
one tract OF land described in the schedule OF said
Bankrupt, as containing
70 ACRES,
tbut which is described the land hook of sa1d
comfy as containing 1878 acres,D lying and being IN
Mills Cave, in said county.
rms iahd IS situated in fertile valley, well adapt
ca 10 tne culture OF grasses grain of every descrip-
ton, with comfortable dwelling, out houses barn
ETC. ed is described in the schedule to be cucumber
$l72 No date of trust is given nor can any record
be found of such trust
TERMS OF SALE.-H trust established, cash to-
SaJlsIy SAID trust, and balance one fourth cash.
and INC balance in g. u and 10 months the purchas-
er giving bonds with ample personal security and
the title to be retained by Assignee until the whole
OF the purchase money shall have been fully paid.
c. G.. HILL Assignee
may 4-tds OF John lark, B.k't.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1876-05-25
Brevities.

Oysters will take rest until September.
A man should ward off blowers as well as
blows.
Queen Elizabeth had one hundred and fifty
blonde wigs.
The marriage season goes on with man s
miss-givings.
There is to be Presbyterian Hotel at Phil
adelphia this summer.
The last performance that Sampson gave, lit
orally brought down the house.
s.Heat generates notion Illustraton-A
small boy sitting down OIL II hot coal stove.
'.rve buried my bes. friend" as the UNDER
taker said when he inferred the quack.
''Sir, yo,, have broken your promise" ''Oh
never mind, can make another just as good.
'Can you spell donkey with one letter? ''
asked silly young man of bright girl. ''Ycs, .
she answered, ~"
ssWhy should we celebrate Washington
birthday more than mine?" asked Il teacher.
because he never told lie," shouted a little
boy.
- s'La,lies and gentlemen" said an auctioneer,
'sthese carpets arc no sham-they are genuine
tapestry carpets made by Mr.. Tapestry him.
SELF.
- - =
A young lady who lost or mislaid her beau,
was advised to chang up her fiddle" She said
the advice did great violence TO her hear
strings.
81 am going to the postoffice, Bob; shall l
inquire for you?'' Well, YES, il you have a
mind to. but don't think you will find he
therc.''~ = A-~
.sDon't you think" said husband in mild
form of rebuke to his wife, ''that women are
possessed of the devil?'' YES was the an
swer, .'as soon as they are married.
printer out West, whose office is two miles
from any other building, and who hangs his
sign Oh the limb OF a tree, advertises for boy.
He says, "a boy from tile country preferred"
allow one thing brings up another !" said
lady, absorbed in pleasing reLrospection.
Yes" replied the practical Dobbs, s'an
cmetic, for instance"
81, '.Did YOU notice how splenddly I went
through with that last reel at the ball last
night, Tom -
.'Ycs, and also noticed that you kept it up
all the way home"
After play young Frenchman said to his
Il could play lover better than that my
self.''
She replied:
when why in Heavens sake don't vou?''
A hotel in Kansas has the following notice
displayed in the bedrooms: ''Gentenlen wish
ing to commit suicide will please take the CELL
tree of the room. to avoid staining the bed lin
ell, walls and furniture with blood"
An aristocratic New Yorker, on being re-
queste by a rich and vulgar young fellow,
for permission to marry one of his girls, gave
this rather crushing reply:
Ger tainly, which would you prefer, the
hQuscmaid or the cook?"
Upon the rink the lady sat,
Beside her lay her dainty hat
All crumpled;
She looked the picture of distress,
So dusty was her pretty dress,
81 Aud rumplcd
II can't get up,'' in faltering tone
Said she. thought that, perhaps, alone
She would not.
picked her up. She was not hurt
Twas but the tigltncss Of Der skirt
She could not!