The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1876-04-12
I'm. trout fishing season commenced

pril le''
IFeed meat to your chickens. 10 OBJ
in many eggs.
Houses are being ransacked for rel
k--old newspapers, aged coins, &c.
liz Is said to be q sure sien OF srring
In an YOU see q woman with her dress
nued up. q brush in her hand m's,
Iief In her eye. and big splotohss Of
khitewssh on her face.
/ When a man borrows chew OF to-
kacco with the excuse that he forgot to
lake that fresh paper ont Of his other
kocket. il is ten To- one that he has got
n his only suit of clothes.
The fellow who gets mad because
,mething appears in his home paper
{hat don't suit him and stops it, can
katisfy himself how it will get along
Without his patronage, Ivy sticking
lcsmbric needle in mill pond aud then
withdrawing it and looking 1T the hole.
When a man detects Il missing but
ton after getting o. clean shirt no one
In the house Is aware Of the fact. lie
,akes of the shirt and puts on another.
auiclly smiling all the while. lie
Inever speaks of it to u soul. The mar
RED ladies will bear us cut that these
are solemn facts.
We have on hand largo number of
l Marriage Certificates which we will
l distribute, grdtuitorsly, among the
Ebashful Young ladies'. on request A
l |marriagaL,e young maiden can pop the
| question to her chicken hearted lover
| by presenting him with blank certi-
ficatc and ncedn't blush nor faint.
DaAsK LYg.-Na,hin Shambnch's little
son WAS playing in ,hc yard. ~ hi fathers
| residence in this place. one day las. week.
| where T. crock Of fresh leachej I've was
standinr, and taking -oine out With q tin
| swallowed II. The child suffered very
much. aud at frat It was feared would die.
lie is now better but his mouth aud throat
byet very sore.
nJ-wEIS & OPPENHEIMEI Of the
Mammoth Clothing stere. at Seliasgrove.
have just returned from New York and
philadelpbis, with large, cheap and bet
ter stock Of clothing. thar they ever had
before. Now is tho time TO buy clothing
cheaper than ever You will bs astonished
Al their low prices and good goods. o.
see and believe.
DR.. D. + Wagcnscller, OF Selins.
grove, and Chas. Wolf Esq. Of Lewis
burg, are candidates for the Republi-
can nomination for State Senator in
this district. &. w. Ziegler. Esq. of
Sunbury, is a candidate for the DEM
ocratic nomination. The present pop
ular Senator. A. ii. Dill, and ). Z.
WolvcIton, Esq, are also spoken Of
Sunbnry Duly.
HoruL CHASaISo II. A. Bslich, took
possession OF the Fairmount House. April
nrst. Mr.. Bollch is we'll knoSu TO most
Of our people throughout the county. as =
1 N our,eous. and popular landlord, aud will
GO we'll pstrsniZed.
Geo o. Smith, moved into the Union
House in this place. April first. aud il
we'll provided TO give good aceomodaiion'
10 all who may stop At his House. Drover'
will fad this very suitable place TO stop.
THE New JAIL. The County
Commissioners have adopted the
plan of Mr. Wetzel, Architect, Of
Danville, for the construction OF the
new Jail. His estimate OF the cost
is about $l35,000. As soon as the
plan is approved by the State
Board of charities, according to law,
the ediiice will he begun forthwith.
The commissioners intend to call for
q bonded lean to run for ten years.
- Sunbury Dli'J.
The latest amusement is termed the
"Printer's Delight" aud Is performed
in the following manner: Take sheet
of note paper, fold il mp carefully. and
enclose bank note efficiently large To
nav up all arrears and year in adj
vance. And what adds immensely to
the feat is to send along the name of u
new subscriber, with the cash to bal
ance. Keen your eye on the printer,
and il YOU detect smilo the trick is
success. Try it.
A respondent writing TO this pa
per from Bannervlle, under date of
April 3rd, says, in regard to the clos.
ing exercises of the Public school OF
that place
"Our Public school in Bsnnerville,
closed its term of five months on the
80 Of March, with u general examina-
ton. review, and with exercises ofgood
singing. Among the - visitors not one
but seemed we'll pleased with Mr.. Stee-
ly's school,"
Phrenological Journal and Life Wustra-
ted for April, contains sketches with
portraits of Gen. John Glover George
Walton williams. and Horace Bush
ned ID. D.: Py.cho'o lical Bases of Re.
ligion, The Relations of Capital and
Labor, and A Plea for the Boys,
are interesting articles in this number.
Editorial Department, treats Of various
subjects. Agricultural Hints, contains
much valuable information. In the
Library" q number of new publica-
tions are reviewed. s. Il. Wells & Co.,
Publishers. New York.
The bill in regard to tho erection Of
public water troushs along the high
ways has become law, although inn
portant limitations are attached. Any
one who shall erect trough not less
than four feet long, twelve in ches wide
and ten inches deep, and keep it con-
tinually supplied lwhen not frozen)
with clear running water, shall be en-
titlei to an annual reduction of s. from
his taxes. Where there is no spring
or stream, the same bounty is awarded
for the providing Of Il pump and
trough. to be kept in good order. Su-
pervisors may erect such watering
troughs or pumps, should private in
dividuals omit to do so. Any person
injuriDg or delacing such troughs shall!
be punished by fine Of not over $50
or imprisonment not exceeding ten
days. ON conviction before any justice
The limits fxed by the law are that
tsoughs erected under the act are not
10 be nearer than Ave miles TO each
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