The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-06-24
A MN OF PARTS.
Few 81 the Stories that will be Told be
fore the Canvass IL over.

fore the Canvass IL over.
"what do you think OF the ticket Z"
asked Mr.. Magruder, 10 the boarding house, last
night.
"Tolerbie." said Mr.. Msgufnn. "toler'ble.
Down In the Custom House this morning l saw
a clerk behind the counter trying to stave OF a
lot Of fellows who wanted 10 get their invoice
verified. asked him wha he thought OF IL, an d
be stopped work at once.
"'Think OF itr he said. 'It's a blazer. Itri
draw like house anre.'
"'Think Governor Hayes will be Reformerr
Reformeri Idon't know anything about
that, but just look at bis war record. was in
aregiment that served under Hayes at shiiob.
The Governor was q brandishin' his sword and
urging the boys on, when along come bullet
and Knocked OF his right arm. He just shifted
his sword to his loft hand, mad tourniquet out
on the stump OF his right arm. and then PLUNGED
into the neht again. Good ticket7 ! should
cay sol A.
enterprisine young man that used to put the
ngures In Charley Lswrence's invoices. j asked
him what ne Thought Of the ticket.
Think OF t3 Its roarer.'
"'believe the Governor will pitch In for re-
form 7 -, ,.,, .....
viii you just cast your eye on his war record
l was In regiment that served under him At
Aotietam. The Governor was brandisbip' bis
sworn and shoutn' to the boys to git In, when
along come bullet and snaked Of hts left arm.
He just shifted the sword over To bis right hand,
left arm, and then bolted isto the neht again.
Draw He'll draw like blast furnace
Boys az soG rIss ss
!" It'ii sweep the countryr
do you suppose Hayes will reform the Gov
Heyi didn't catch tbat;' and the young
man put his band upto bis ear. repeated the
"Ob, yes; Reform. Well now. l really can't
say whether ho'il be- Reformer or not but will
you Just let your eve rest ON his war record for
. momentf I was In regiment that served I'M
der him at Gettys ourg, The Governor was bran
dishin' his sword and holerin' to the boys To let
'emselyes loose, when along come a bullet and
carried away his risbt leg. The Governor
stopped Jus, long eooneh 70 have his leg coop
Good ticket2 The country was crying for itP
Then | dropped In at one OF the United
State Court rooms. up stairs, and asked one of
tue officials what he thought OF the ticket.
" boop to the country. sir: sweet boom
Think he'll root out the corruption that do
hles the servioeT
just how much roofing he'll do am unable
TO state but may invite you to oonsioer for q
that served unoer Hsyss 10 the Wilderness. The
Governor was brandishin his sword and calling
bullet and loppsd on his left leg. The Governor
didn't even get on his horse. He Just tied .
waist belt around the leg and went ahead again.
VIII the people vote for him7 My friend, they'll
have TO enlarge the ballot boxes.
In a room across the hall met United
charges. asked hin about the ticket.
81 Maeni1centP he said, 'masniHoentp
Think the Governor IL likely to reform the
Administration
NOV, really. hadn't given the reform aues-
ton much consideratlonj but let me ASK you to
served under him at Cold Harbor. The Cover
nor was brandisbin' his sword and wboopin' the
boys forward, wnen along came 4 ahell and
struck him square on the breast. 1t busted In
side OF lim and tore Nam into nne hash. We
raked him Into rubber blanket, and we're car
mi ha
Governor wouldn't have It. He jumped out OF
the blanket and sprung on his horse aud went
forward brandishin' his sword. Will he DO
electedf just you wait and seei'
- "Anatomicaily speaking, Mr.. Magruder, the
but don't believe they can get him together in
time for lection"