The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-02-10
PEWNS YLHANLA DEITSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY scHNITZLER.
DUNNER'sBARRIcK, Feb. der St, '76,


opinion gevva.
Centenniel named. ICh will 3 eXplaina.
Es n revival for de benefit fun Grantun
81 Republican party 80 os Sc nimmy so
feel shtala un leega un betreega un os Sc
aw nimmy so feel fun dem crooked
whisky sowfa. Wann Sc obsolut whisky
hawa missa don luss Sc n shtrait nemma,
un net maner os about n pint uf amohl.
In dem Centenniel yohr wella Sc wild
der N lection halta for President, un iCh
will net huffa os sc widder anonner 80
weesht abusa, un ivver nonneT shelta un
| black -garda. So feel os ich GUS mauCha
con is yusht ca froke tzu decida des
yohr, un de froke is, wass wella mer du
NIT de deeb, un de shneeks, un de ligner,
nm betreeger un shkallywags fun aller
awrt2 Wella, mer selly sort kaerls wild
der in de grossy offices nj leCta, odder
wella mer amohl n onnery set proweera
yusht for oustinna eb de tzeita net wen
Mich besser w@rra wan de offiCe-holders
net allies week shtala2
Mind, ich sawg gOr nix geaga de deeb
-ich du Sc gor net abusa un black -garda,
| for Sc kehna IS net helta os Sc by noddoOr
constitutional deeb sin. Els is kea mensh
un kea kreddoor in der gonsa welt os 3
helfa con os ar ls wass ar is. Mer missa
variety hawa-an variety fun mensha-
shwartzy, weisy, roty, galley un g'mixty;
mer missa mensha hawa fun aller
awrt-menner un viewer, klaney un
grossy reichy un ormy, dummy un
g'sheity, gooty un basy, gruvvy un feeny,
ehrlche un unehrlichey, un oily awrt os
mer yusht denka con. Un so aw NIT
kreddoora, un feggle un fish un shtonga,
krutta, bull-frOgs un aw mushkitters,
shpinna, bed-wonsa shmais mucka un
allies os labt. Allies muss ST. we's is, un
meer kenna 3 net ferennera. Allies hut
ST. plotz, un allies hut ST. use.
Aver de grose question is now in dem
Centenniel yohr, wann mer amohl ons
President 'lecta gain, wass wella mer du
NIT de karls wo era living maucha NIT
shtala-de deeb-wass is era plotz? Fer
Wass sin sc tzu usa, un in well depart
ment is era department? Alleweil sin Sc
in de grossy offices, un Sc shteCka allies
in era eagny privaty hussa seek wass Sc
shtala kenna. Now feel lett sin uf der
opinion os de deeb net exactly de sort
lett sin os mer in de grossy offices du set,
un ich bin solver so holwer uf der same
opinion. Mind, iCh sawg now nix geaga
de deeb, for we g'sawt Sc kenna s net
helfa os Sc deeb sin, we'll IS shtala ena so
noddeeriCh kummt os es wasser tzum
mully-kup. lch contend yusht os mer
now amohl N Onnery sort lett in de grossy
offices dut-leit os mer hutfa DUN net
allies week shtala. De tzeita sin hor-
alleWeil, un de shaffleit-de baura, dawgt
lener, hondwarks-leit un all wo bizness
dun wella aw amohl N chance hawa.
De opinion fun feel lett is os ehrlche lett
/, in office besser operate os deeb in Office,
un selly question kenna de lett for sich
selwer decda Elm yohr 1876. Un ich
will aw huffa os de simple question de-
eide waerd ona weeshter abuse odder
black -garda. Els is gor net menshlich
Wann mer enniCher mensh odder en-
Mich kreddoor abusa date we'll 3 is wass
: sis
Suppose ich date n asel blama odder
black -garda weaga siny longy ohra, od-
der weaga selma peculiarly musical tol-
lenta wann ar sing'd, wer ich dino bes-
ser os der asel selwer? Suppose N SOW
lagt sich in dreck-loch un shloaft OF,
war IS now pershtendich odder mensh-
Itch wann ich Sc shelta, odder tzonka
odder black -garda date well sc N dreCk-
iche SOW is un shloaft i'm dreck )Ochr
Doh fergonga amohl hob irn n mon
hara n onnerer weesht abus& in En-
glish. Ar hut N shkunk ghasa. ICh
hob Is arsht net g'wisst wass for n ding
sell is, un der Shquire Shmidt hut mel g
explained. An shkunk is n kreddoor
l a wennich gresser os N haws, aver net
> gons so grose os n ellifont. De shkunks
halta sich uf drous i'm bush un Sc shnee-
ka rumm in der nauCht un mouCha era
living NIT shtala. An shkunk hut kea
harner we n gase-buck for sich init de-
} fenda, un Sc hen aw kea diCky shaSl tOE
sich drin Ell shleesa wen hill-krut, aver
E de shkunks era weag for sich defenda
geaga de mensha un onnery hund is uf
n CONS onnerer weag. Sc usa g'wissy
liquid battery os allies wass inside fun dri
hunnert yard kummt in N onnery direc-
ton nous treibt. Wann du yeamohls in
anes fun denna shkunks era Weag
kummsht, un wann Sc siCh ready mauCht
for SON liquid broadside, don, wann du
w@sht wass goot for dich is, mauch dich
GUS I'M shtawl. Wann du net GUS IN
weag gaisht don ferluss dich druf os es
ordliCh feel chemical science nemmt for
de effects fun der battery GUS deina
Sundawgs klader nous ceara. For COM
mon con mer 8 derrick de naws discov-
era eb n shkunk um de weag is.
Suppose now anes fun unser big-bug
ladies date de notion nemma anes fun
denna shkunks in cram parlOr tzu halta
for N pet, un suppose sell pet date de
family treata tzu era noddeerliche un
loud schmockiche liquid entertainments,
so os Sc de fenshtra un deera uf mauCha
msta un de carpets nous uf de gorda
fence henka for de popularity from
geruch GUS tzu driva, wer g dino recht
odder fershten-dich wann de lady sell
awrm, unshuldich kreddoor abusa date
we'll is net exactly by noddoor g'maucht
is warra for n parlor pet?
Es hut aw noch feel onnery kreddOra
as s net helfa keuna as Sc sin wass Sc
sin, un so is 8 nit ue mensha. An mon
os N constitutional ligner is con s net
helfl-ar muss leega Amer os by nod
door N deeb is con s net helfa--ar muss
shtala, un ich blame n gor net. De alt
Betz Dingrich dut tzu sawga gor nix os
yusht ivver era nochbera retsha un lee
ga, un we'll Sc s net helfa con-weil s
era noddeerlich kummt du ich Sc aw net
blama. Ich bin hberal-in favor fun al
lowance maucha for allies according tzu
circumstances Ich blame der Grant net,
un der Babcock aw net, un I'M Grant 81
shwoger nm cousins aw net un kens fun
der family friendshaft-se helfa sich sell
wer, well s era noddoor is a wennich
bizness tzu runna uf de grab-all princi-
pie, Sc sin all unshuldich-gor net re-
sponsible, we'll Sc era peculiarities by
noddoor gor net helfa kenna. Allies was
mer now tzu decida hen on der neagsht
election is des doh: Wella mer de kaerls
noch amohl in de Offices nj 'lecta, odder
wella mer amoAl n onnery set proweera
in Ger huffnung os Sc net allies shtala, un
so os aw a wennich ebbas ivverich bleibt
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