davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1876-01-22

SieIsS oeliei1e y. Worat zis Der g1urjel I'd
msritaniidcn 2nre t}ts1, " t~''trirt, 1T Gin oll9s
aeines 9ieblin1 5~oetrdnte Der Q-;r0hncr es6 0eblr1
ses ron 9Nen:, Metif, tno idSliDem &olltprria'
no Die qfanie ndbf un0 9ceeiDt. Sic Snrtt0ea
her}te Recommendation DalIelbe ~belf0noi9 oils EN-
tstimuIamt ul0 Siuretit IN allen Sret,ta
hciten, melrbe fold)e Mittel erht:idel. elmer rec
EiGcntbiinisr Scrielben, n0brcno elmer Eurlreus
kutb Merito uno california per~ 'einisen Sahrtrt
srbiett BON eincli fpaniiden Slater unttr Dem Gtes
Gel Ser @erf6lriesenbeit ea6 Orieinal=9tejept ces
bubereinlne. Sic @iosnthI,ncr esItlbcu pfcaren
ss Dem aloencinen 4ublitum in Der Sctmln9t nat
kin anertanntcr AEertN on Del &tlts ets itlHen
Oceans, burd) Gsbroud) an Der atlontifhtn SUITE
s~cf;ioert irer0e, "a fe iittrjeuot fino, Dap Sieles
.peiImittc! ais Gin GScblthGter btr MtenfbEttt all
tritt &eiue unfthl6arcn @ioenN5lften erlrtt'cn
Th o,s.i ,,Craeel, Srllt, froniiber Tbctlilloti6tl'ds,
hntipiente 9SoicriuNt, Slatlltnh Solid, Sefrues
Epnen Ser 2loie, Der Nisreu unc urjnGre Sr9ane;
eegen Suspep1ia uno oloentins e dpddps lno IN
Gdlen, no Gle 9sbrnstrlfte ihN Giuten ~pe0rltfe's
III iein GebrMb mb @rfpl9 eelelben mah""TS
n~irotilSs unS uniibcrtrolcn.
Die Ntcritaner balten es fir elm ~cSiclu.'s
tiG-7So'ilinitttl ron Gurbutis.
@ @ebraadbss Strrptiiuns.
n Elm Siuretit sincn 9flEifd poa in e,ns.i
ASeinalaie pca 9adcripoiTer ereimal Hes sdGs, Dor
Aer Mahtisit. ais Elm g timulAntt ocn eirerS
talNen bis ~ sirtm aor,tn &~8cin9iais boil nit ehi
renio gSaler IL oft os ncthio.-
GramiHire cen Gic9el ouf Gem Ghptcn fcraFdi
fs uno ~ibcr,euss SID, ees baielbe prrber nidA
sebrcchen+
&cle' (Areis m;rb rem cs,. gie4nHS1e'sen fir Oh
*eren S.aid,en uno Siiss besablh s9sEla tArsass
SnldGebrcdt msresn.
, 1876-01-22
pirbnpnt Il Arlingtpr
ffbsns Derlbsrutgs- UeEA(dcti
0 ~0itdmnnD, @a.

2leit @efflll0att pat turs tW ibr ncu,e
eieg rtcs beauemc5 @ehaIee, ode Der altal.
Inp Ste Ctr. tsspeeH.
, 1876-01-22
SIR @ert9erunsspian 1T sssenicitig.
eco @plieeas omsee:
0ebeas.

Sn 0ieier Gonlpasnie iinb oiefe Ser be-
fannteften b%ieiigen Geutider periidcrt +.
Serob g. G0narns, GjeneraisNaent.
ito Sernann SOPHIE, peutiUer @9srt.
, 1876-01-22

D.s. ear,inetOa, grdi.. S. 8. GSwarts. siesprdJ.
y SS''s @ssf IT, &. 3. en IS = j ai sgor. 2t'-7sfF'
, 1876-01-22
0trointa StadtS<Va5erGe
taste beraussssebsn Don
9obn a. ptin.
30. 81 3m0lite Stra6e.
u i'd IN :, 9 a.

aubScrtpttprS @retfes
Gtn Sabr @o ~
a.. m.,nt, 81 80
@reiie Der Wu3es8ea:
Gtu Square. Gin Mal ~ %
Nh sanars' s SwI Wal t75
An an Sqna,. s y, yOnhr 800
Gin Sauare, etnen Mpnas ~ ~
Gin Sanare. brei Dtpnate Ho
,Sr66sre anssteeu psroen btatssr bert1ntf.
Mdt pber psniaer Bel en- Otlbsn .eimen~ Square.
aas an,etssn fnb TN gsraus sn sabten.
Die aeituna Nib IN N,1mpnb unp urs'
asaenb son eeu 3r1ssrn tar IS Gents per
9SpGe auS9ftrdaen.
, 1876-01-22
Montenesro.

Wien, 81. San. Ser &ric9smini-
iter bon Montene9rp lit mad Gettinje
suriidsetebrt.
, 1876-01-22

DIR. 6. %. Soote, 100 9eriu9ton 9tpe.
Cor. 6. Este Ctr, Netp Oorf, al8 unab.
b~dn9iger ar5t, beba,l6e1t o0e arten 6 bro rs
ti9er &rau f9eiten, ul1o entpfdrgt
8rieie aus alen GBcileu Der cipiliiirten
@elt.
9ur9 bic origitele @ciie in Scr aus.
ibung f~eil1er mcoi3tnt ii den Braris
bebanbelt er 5a9lreide Gaticntcn in europa,
@efSubien, CANADA unb in icbcm
Staate Der gereintgten Staaten.
Srieflide Goninltaticuem ntentaelHiG.
@cber Wineralien nod id)dblide 8fousen
eebral6t. Scinobe 10000 Yotienten ipur.
ben in ben letteu 20 Sa9ren bebanbelt.
Sober SAT- miro %ein5eln iorgfdltig rc9iIrirt,
oh brtefid ober perionlidL Oh bon benz Doctor
felbft ODER ieincn Siilf8dr5tcn. 9cttere iiao
ale tptiienfdaftlid 9%cbilOcte Wicbi3iuer,
AGe Yatienfen, tuerdje entfernt 1po6men,
erbalten eine ousfiibrlife Srageliite franco
per Pof pber i'm 5arie. Gii, poGfdubi9es
ipitematiides Girtragen in ben 8idert,
berbinbert Sebler ooer Srrtbinaer. Die
Shdcr suerben nur bon ben angeielIten
aer5tea S%c6ffnet.
@e9cn Srogelite ober arbertpeitise Con.
iultattonet o~breIiire mon pie folst:
@ DE-. e. 3. FOOTE,
SQo,. roo Oot, mo.p
, 1876-01-22

Sabres. Ginfnmmer iiber 81, 500, 900.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

TiIE GI;ttr EXHIBITION at phlladcl Dina
promise, to be II financial success, rs the
weekly receipts from visitors are more than
sufficient to pay the weekly expenses. As
"A display of the arts, and industries. and
natural products of the earth, IT was al
ready an assured success. 1t IS the united
testimony Of those who visited the great
exhibition ut Pari, and Vienna that as Il
whole this centennial display is more at
tractive and more Instructive. In either OF
the Ureat drpartmrnt>-th machinery, the
agricultural or the horticultural-ln the
art galleries or in the main building. vlsl-
tors can wander for days o: cks. findln@
each hour new objects of interest that Will
pay examination and study. and those who
have been able to give the fullest eN'mnl-
ton to them are the most enthusiastic IN
their admiration. Visitors are also flndlng
out that the expense Of u weeks solourn
in Phil ,dclphia is less than has been re-
ported and that in no city can those who
wish to live chcaply study economy to bet
ter advantan@e As this fact, md the
magnificent proportions and attractive
chara:ter of the exhibition become known
tens oftbou-ands who heretofore have sup
posed that the expense was too great Tor
their means, VIII join in the great throngss
that for the net twenty weeks Will crowd
all fine avenues Of travel TO and from Phil
/ a1plDhia
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

\Ii'KrI1:lAri.p nl> t,"pp> A> A"l.\t>.
The Jackson (Trnnr~~rt) :Nluf SAYS: \
couple of wcll-known gentlemen were re-
qucstcd the other day 10 keep holIS" for
merchant while i" stepped ON : /" s'.' 4
m1n. th,. j.. 10 take Il nip lhcN
kept the store wen while the merchant
Wa absent, hv making heavy sales of
9uul> to each other on credit When the
merchant returned h" WIS informed of the
dies. and WIS very n\l"n~ 10 max" 4
Joke of it, But the two gentlemen insist
"a that ii WAS 4 vcrltiblc transaction. and
that each for the time being was the mcr-
chants agent and that hence he i re~pon-
~iblc for their acts. ere j. nice point
Of law n the matter, and the merchant i
nightly puzzled over it. In the mean
lrnr the Two agents are quite satisfied,
and await fHthcr developments with calm
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

substances, which may be eaten and nour.
ish various animals, and ut the same time
exhaling continually under the stimulus
OF sunlight, from its myriads Of stomachs
pure vapor of water AMI oxygen gas. in
dlSpcnsabe to the life of all animals. WHY
do not unglatcful persons consider this
wonderful work Of the Creator? But this
Is not all, rs the plant gives food to man.
and an atmosphere on which his life de-
pendS, it takes substances drletcrious to
the animal from the atmosphere. appro-
prl;ttin~ them to its own use The sub
stance taken chiefly, is carbonic acid ras: !:
this is absorbed by the green parts of the
plant through pores for the purpose, and
nearly one-haif of the weight of dry veg
e'able matter IS thus obtained
Vegetable growth as derived from the
t"" sources named, is an increase in size
anu Weight, III consequence of the multi
pllcation and enlargement of cells. and oc-
ours chiefly in the vicinity of the cambum
layer. 50 called, which in the growing sea-
son cnIelopS every root. stem ana branch
between the wood aud bark, and pel-mc-
ates between the two outside LAYERS of
every leaf. The mode of this cell ,levelop-
mcnt has been carefully studied by the aid
of the microscope, and may best be ob~erv-
ed in aquatic plants
The vital fluid. corresponding somewhat
to : l,,
every growing vegetable CELL is called
prot"pla-m. This is usually thin. and
sometimes ncally coIorlc->, and cncIo-c- u
minute glDbule. called nucleus which Of
ten contains other nuclei more minute.
Ihc contents of each cell show motions
usually circular, within its walls. The con-
tents of adjoining cell~ Frequently having
motion in opposite direction There are
two general modes of growth In -mpl,.
plants. it i common for the pro,oplasm to
gather Itself in two portions within the
parent cell, ana develop Il nucleus MEM
hranc for each. These Young cells then
grow. burst or absorb the membrane Of
the original cell, tIuj- b. .oning inlepcnl-
ent. In all or higher plnt> different
process is observed. The protoplaSll first
begins to contract in tn central portion
and thus divides or develops a new pro
topla. IN, for thu cell about to l." formed.
Each portion then grows, the newer cell
repeating til" process, Thus the plant
ocore ON iulr,.i-iu.r b,tI rb,l-. and L.In,,
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

INDIAN NAMES-'rhe >iouN Indians
name there pappoo>es after events trans
piriny ut the time of their birth. The
chief Red Cloud, is known to have taken
thut name from the fact that the western
sky was ovcrspread with red clouds at the
moment OF his birth while the bringing
ot u captive horse with y spotted tail gave
the now great chief the singular cogno-
men of Spotted Tail. Sitting Bull received
his name because :, buffalo bull was by 4
luckv shot, thrown upon his lunches in
plain sight Of his mothers lodge At the
natal hour while the cavortings of a frac-
tiou> pony furnished Il nlme for tn" re-
Aonbt,hl" Crazy Horse.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12
SirtNh Tommy Sawyer.
Mark Twain : New Book in Pres

Tom Sawyer, h,l> in3 offended hi> sol,.
L'iar'llln- Aunt Polly. is by that ,trrnv
aifcctionate lane punished hy b-inr set to
Whltwa ii the fence in front of ihr glrdr.
ihe world seemed Il hollow nocherv to
foln. Who h,l planned fan lrr That ~.
ani who knew that h. would t:, the lau"h-
in@ stock Of all th'' hoy~ II they c;tme
past ana - him SIT 10 work like 4 "ni--
-."l'. Bat 4 great inspiration burst upon
him, ani he went tranquility To work
What that aspiration WIS will appear
from what follows. On" Of the bows, Ben
Rogers, comes I'E and pulses eating :,
particularly fine apple. Tom does not see
HIM. Ben slarci i moment, ana thrn
-.til:
Hl-yl' l"H r. uP It stump, ain't Hou3"
NJ answer. Tom surveyed lis last
touch with the cy" of an artist, liz II he
gave another gentle sweep AMI surveyed
result. rs before. Ben ranged mp ;,long-
side OF hlin. Tom, mouth wltercd for
the apple, hul he stuck To his WORK Ben
aid
IIv!l". "iA ~h.p: goa IT To- work.
h~y''
Wiz. IL goa, hrn wa~nr n.,rir-
ing
S..v, I'm gong ii a-ewlmin-, an.
Don't YOU wish you could' Bat. Of cour,c.
you'd drulhor work. wouldn't va,u Course
vou would
Tom contemplated tn boz 3. bi:. aud
sud
Wh,t i, yon r,ll worh
Why. amt tia; work.
Tom resumed hi~ whitcw.t-hm. and
answered r.lrcle~~lv:
Wen. maybe il i, AMI nl,, he j. ain I.
"Dn cnno ,,,v ,,,., 3.,,., ,,,,,,, Ia.
,l, Tia, vnl HI, !.
The brush ,..,n,in,InI tn ,,,,,..
"In. ;,3 V,n T l.,,.. ,.I., !
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

CURE FOX uH>>-Tterc is but one
cure for cornS. and that is Take u lemon
and roll it until soft; cut thin slices and
bind it on the corn on retiring at night.
In the morning, if the corn is white and
disiniegratcd, pull it out with your finger
II til>-never cIt 4 corn. Sometimes sew
rr.;l applications of the lemon slices Will
he necessary, but the corns are bound 70
succumb, and YOU can dance the next
night if YOU like After You remove tn,
corn, wear shoes That iit and are not too
stiff in the SOLE
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

ile.r Him has lately been conducting i
-crie> Of experiments on the comparative
strength of We, ID and cast iron in their
different applications, and finds that, in n
great number Of cases. the former has the
:..lvAn,agc The strength of wood is found
!, u. in direct ratio to lis density ani this
strength may be increased by lmmef>lng
rh4 pieces Of wood in linseed oil heated TO
between 50 and 100 degrees {. O85 ar:l
2l2 degrees F.) for two OF three days
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

\ l"MtiHI Dl>I>FEc crANr Arruld-
lm| t" the Fo"nn U>,rrtr recent rNprri-
mrnt> made in India have proved that
roasted coffee i on" of thr most powerful
'li,Afrctant~, not only rendering animal
and vegetable cilllvll innrNiUut. bat tctu-
ally destroying ll;"m. \ room in which
meat in an advanced STATE o. drrompp-i-
tl"n had brrn kept for some time WAS IN
~,HntIN deprived Of All smell on IN. open
r"ilcr-rot>tcr being carried through i.
confirming / POM! of newly ror~trd
coffee In .tnothOr room the ctfluyia uc-
ca~Ionrd hy the clearing ont Of I ce->pool
was completely removed within half Il
mintlt" bV tiIc Use of lhrtt ounces ut trt> Ii
coffee. I!a way rutl.,. is used rs a diSin-
trrtant i iy drying til" raw bean, then
p"un'lin- II III Il mortrr, and afterwards
rot-'ln% III" powder npon Il moderately
hr;ttel iron plate until it assumes u ha'k
hue The coffee, however, must b. pure.
ao c}icorV o~-",>eS no I"oduriz;nr pow
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

~ ENII;>nI;I,I\tE tEl FRI -rl;rui >tIs
hbitinn OF the new t'>tbcrg fire ,\liu-
gushing apparatus took place, ON HE Lin
den Sirte~c, in Berlin, in the pIc~rii,.. of
the emperor. the empress, the crown prince
the grand duke of + ti,n, the Swedish min
i~;cr. the ministers Of var and INTERIOR
and other di-lingui~h" persons. The in
vcnt"r who i 4 >vcolr named . ~thrrv.
and Mc-srs Brandt and \aWrochi. who
had charge Of the exhibition, Wclc rrcScn-
ted to the empires, before the experiments :
took place. Captain Ahl-trom appeared
in Il prculiar looking costume, made of th"
Orstbcrg invrntion. and walked into IN
immense fire made Of wood saturated with
pctruleum Tho heat of the ire Wa- -
intcn-" that 10 one else could approach
within ci"htv PAGES without BEING burned
or >coIchcI. Ihr rlpt;tin, however.
walked around in the Glowing pile perfect
" undi~turbcI, leaning on til" burnin :
wood and finally quietly seating himself
ON the Goals. He remained in the fire for
fifteen minutes, and on his coming out
every one pressed around to see how murll
he had been injured. lie was unha:me'l,
and in spite Of the cmp"rors a>srveratlon
that he had seen enough Of 50 dangerous
IN experiment. Captain Ahl>'rom went
again into the fiery oven. On finally
emerging he took of the suit and appeared
clothed in red flannel. The nprror sud
'sOnc must see this 10 form any lust con
ccption of it
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

LAWYERS FEES IN EN,;LAND-t.Vtn the
greatest lawyers here do not receive such
fees as are frequent i'll America. Mr..
Sergeant Perry told me recently that tn"
fee. he heard Of in America were such u
as almost took an English barri>tcr ,
breath away. The English litig:mt ha~ to
pay two firms in each ct>e-the solicitors
who prepare and the barriSjers who con-
cuct the case, and the payments are diVlt-
ed. There is not II barri>ter in England
who gets more than scvcnty-hve thousand
dollars Il ycar-which is about Mr. llaw-
kin's incomc-and there are only two, OF
ut the most three, that make over fifty
thousand dollars Il year. \ thousand dol
lars for one case is considered Il fancy fee.
Probably the low average of fees pald
for the everyday legal work done here i
due in large part to the survival OF the Ole
theory that the lawyer is Il learned friend
Of humanity in its difflcultic, whose ad
vice is given solely for the reward OF viz
tue. Theoretically they are supported b,
honorurju rs the Pope receives Peter
Pence They are not supposed to receive
fees, that being too gross form in Wllcl
to reward learning and benevolcncc. III
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

\ New CARDIFF GIANT IIoAN. Irish
newspapers have recently contained ac-
count, Of the discovery Of the pc,,tied
body Of = En- Nat Coul. the giant Of ,ll"
r0tcd Gint,> Ctu>eW;tV of that country.
1t would doubtless be very satisfactory to
Irish pride to prove in his way that III"
work which the geoo.i>t> attribute to
natural causes was really prolnccI hv Il
mighty race of ,nrn. and Irish crcdulitv
would assent readily To the authenticity Of
the discovery. Americans. however, will,
tor several reasons. tinl grounds fr!
skcptici>m.
The story Is told hy the Londonderry
0relandD Senfi'Sd of the eighth Of Jane j,
that 1.-TWO American gentlemen y came
across the gi:tnt abpu. four feet below the
surface while they Were searching ior
minerals. As the di>covtrrr> refuse t.
point out the precise place OF his long s!um
Der 40 one has been able 10 see tn" lii,toi it
dent in which he rested nor did any one
see The body until it was safely 7:owe
away in II tavern where ample ftci!itit.-
We're afforded for collecting tickets for {, /
mission. The ginnt j. :, llttl, more tllr
thirteen feet long. Hi, ilclI m-a>urc-
four feet and two inches in circumference
and his feet measure twenty-onc inches II
length the right foot is provided with >i>
tov The bands ar" "p!acidlv fn|'l"a ;
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12


~ ~ - ~ ~ lII'''' y "illi'h
'f' "Itch "'"H2h' up without any l"titH-
l." A''''~ "l :! il @"f'lllnl'''' "'t.'">r Vie
-'N! h'i- I "'i' ~! N N AMI on 'A"h.
\ |Iii IA" ! ~ 'tF ''i""fi I" Se". All 81
"h",' v'"th'~ ate ih'''r '"r h'F and l', "n
h'F Ul me ! ten. 'A"l}t. hitrh or tl-l-
teen N':tr~ .! ;'9", r. ~l"I"|- he lu"th'r
if'> ~r.Il'd nor ~ "N:he NVF\lh;nE tor
men ne ii"' I''.' '1 ''ii restraint : I"
t"t tA' .': N'h1A"'- \ ViH'd mi0t1N'>
are "t''h h'U'' lhLh ~ H'-lhl>t1>r>; ''-
cause "ir a 4 rii+Ht III 'i>t~ mlSt.'h'> aud
ht> !" r"IT.'' lh'H. + = "h lh" WY
I'":'lN rh"" 'hG = lh' ''"h \ ch'td tiEt'
l. W'hr'i ~ every morning. 4nd ntN'r
wakes lllHiNrI ups dressed ana h'N'r
mtht- mistakes ~ dressing himself; ami
l. washed ali never 'nHk''> mist axes about
hrIn@ q" an; ami + i'I. anl never hA~
anything I" d' Wiih h.> food: AMI Is
WA''h'd :Hi liz |"F "'1riI.'~ himself: and
l. tIfrI I"f .'l"I 'fp' al "IN from G".n@
wrong ~ Il q 'l1id lul-,AJ about ~ We'll
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12
The Democratic Platform
We give below the platform adoI

st. Louis.
: |f fes sia! @gea N xs.,a % .r I ' %i Do Dc
.rnnent TO be N urgent need Of Immediate retorm;
venion and Of % the be"rat ] M ari9 M each % 1'l Stat '
by appeal to our fellow ciz- Of 's very "rrr a1 r"
prgs+m patriotic duty OF the pernorrac} OF tie "h"
'3sMiIy Wn Try here r4a,irr, ,,r fam, j., tho ,r,,o.,,
the as r "" "r ' 'ifr"n i to the the i} u
T h'ard T.. Itrs & s,, IT. 81 M @ ,
""rs elisend"red by the civil war; and do H. rehy
rI6liran ernGnt: IN s"lute :,ruuics.r to
m the ~ ra ~ Ii,e 81 H. ', VA ia IA
~ II the total s-parati, OF Church and STATE for the
equality of all citizens before Just laws Of
yexrd BY sHlnrtnary lavr n the faithful eHcat"n Of
and @ '5 ras ra'' hoa st sI 1onfios 5h ls of % ho
ness ,, and horc We behold tn, modest rroinrf~ "t
n iMn-' the band Of our Inon and n. great charter OF
S that rfTr vllanc it, whh 'i tie % 4c' d yr+y
helrrn = & ntisArS To- rrh9ld a4I rSAhll>h IN tnr
AZ haTiy rescued from the danger OF secession II
which, after inflictnE upon ten states Tie rEary u
fhrPl M naS has honey r"n1hd ti GrS e.:
and fraud Intr'te states and ali;Irs lth the
K, trm y i' N IN tt F liEA 81 ] f rn rr,
h 'le I"oll' 'r'dI' 'i-' MAINTAIN nle -N"'i'''i
wa noqn- tn failure r all ti'so elD e >'al t.
NAH -nod n" pr"mls" # the lr7A! tender I.",-
Of the Ii r ' aud tie ,''a m" nti "t w ttr
r'iard W Of the p,1Sh'rd ~ iaitn Of the natn
:" M rtart mas tAktii & tF M 'ir rr'Iit m r IIi
notes aud s,,uanlrr, tl,lt- ia 'l-el~-
.NIen-" without H'yuniH!Alns amy reserve FOR tArir
We drnolncr tn, fiuAr.rlal lmle. IlIt> and
tltH OF the party ~ll. durn' eleven years OF peace
has made n' a artr N4r1 ft,lrl that lr.s"
ia iS tIi,i M Ir Ii ~ Tf
nually Irnt's-'n- tplnt1.ta >Iry retur t. specie
siu torl '.u-, # tn, at II l-,a, ". ll"r dyt...
req cal
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12

\ - IIo"G-Eol IDEA ot lioG>-A ho-
i 4 b = pig. but a little pir ain Ia b'- h"-
There i, three kinds Of tlor>-wh;te hog>.
black hog and two-le--,-d hogs. Th,-
cGn,rtrie~t hor i lh- black ho-. lni the
me-tnc>; Of I'll! hos iS the two legged ho-
If Won want to dri.e /. hog vou must drive
cn ih,- contrary Wy. Hog ! Ike NO.
ml.n IN that respect. rou en- drive them
better by cntNin- In Other WAYS hog
amt like women. except. d,ll: sav-. they
AZ. Il Yer ~tli>tiied.and always .i--runtinr
Women Near "ar-'ings in their r.tr-. hut
hnrS wc1t en- in their nose Daddy tv~
that's they can't nose il. Hogs is VERY
useful. \ hogs head holds water. and hi>
tdi makes a nice whistle; but il ilv says
yon can't make 4 silk purse out of t pig
tlr. \ ho- has ten le@s-Iwo fore leg.
that eight, and two hind legs. that ten.
Folks call 'em hams. Daddy likes ham
best: he sav~ h.. h,- hlI cold shoulders 50
often, he tired of il. some hogs i f.iI
anI 80 nr isn't; i good hor always has !.
carly tai. Daddy >ays II ike the En-.
- I man name. more FOR ornrmeu; than
Al, thing el-a D,llv'> hp- vas fat once.
buf he .,int RON. DADDY had To tie Il
knot in hi tai 70 keep him from craving
through lhe h"sr,!- u the rrl-
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1876-07-12
You certainly must be crazv.'
49,,

" Amt YOU fond of @oirg into scrim
ma~cs ard rows, and hammcring }reoplr2-'
"Crrtainlv not
:" Wei. >ir. then You're untrue 10 vour
nature. The way Your head builr. quail
ii"~ You, should >;tv in i special manner.
Is knocker-dpwn and Il dr;lrrcr-out If
You wait to fulfill ymIr mission vuu viii
d"v"lc the rcnand"r Of Your life IL batter
inG mp Yoar teli"wmcn tnt keeping YOUR
self III one Inttrninablc and eternal mus,
on We got the ;twtulc>t lighting imn;,
thtt ever decorated human skull. It's
plt"noncnal. Whtt'll vrn i.,i.t. fnr Your
head when you die Gentleman this man
i liable 1t any moment to commence rlr-
ln% around thi, community like a wildcat.
banging you with 4 club ANYTHING th4t
comes handy. 1t isn't AT; for him 20 l.
AT large"
Then y. pat hi, hand up 10 feel In"
bump, and he noticed the tobacco. He
pnllrd oil his wiz and th, re w.l- lh,. plu.r
Sticking behind his left ca. The ,ll.. Pro-
lessor. looking ut it a moment in ,-onftI-
sion. said
: Ll''i"- and gentlemen. Nc Nil now
The lecture i--tirtt i. have no more.
Boy. turn out those light
The audience laughed ;!iI y. p,t
on his Wig. and the Professor ~-sltt.i i.
catch the late train
The science Of phrenolo@y i nn' - l,opu-
ltr III Norri>town IL il wa>, ana H. Still
remain, tce:sb!e--IHiiHteP PhD Ep'tc-