The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1876-04-03
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.

Red eurrnnts in Texas
Moulton and Butler much together
The Chicago base ball clubs have elected their
ssininea
The Philadelphia Times prints in largo letters 'Dam
Disassers" That's SO; darn 'em.
subterranean cataract has been discovered In .
mammoth cave Of the Sierra Nevada Mountains
Won Bdiow, tho Saxon, says that tho only popular
lune he plays is "Liszten TO the hooking Bird"
Thirty thousand seals crawl up the rocks Of the
California coast and wonder whether people happy
Emerson hates interviewing, limits strange callers to
ZEN minutes, and thinks . man . thief who stays
onger
The Boston JournaI says" You have lost your little
Aatchet' Is the polite way OF telling what he il
when he is one"
Lot,a says sho has lot o. money, and viii hereafter
live within the sea-fog that hangs San
Francisco and Oakland.
Do Lewis says that vino 10 worse than whiskcy
How many times have we warned Mayor wickham to
give up wncy
A Sacramento man feeds his rats yeast cakes and
then on -four, and by tho time they begin ''raisc
hey very well-bread rats.
The bonded debt OF tho city OF Augusta Ga, Is
H. 900 or over and II consists mainly OF bonds for
,clpins canal and railway enterprises
In Newburg, N. r., over the shop OF a dyer, Is .
10 have been blacksmith or proof reader.
The cotton mills OF Georgia and South Carolina pay
from fifteen to twenysix per cent invested capital
which better than cotton planting sugar growing
In Colorado they speak about their Italian climate
merely because when man gets up in the morning he
cells as II he were going round with a lot of plaster
IMAGES his head
Mr. watterson complains that there won't DO many
ppes in Kentucky this year. but he is hopeful that
ast years oistllerics, with little Watering will tide
aim over Till next season.
This ID the time Of year when fellow has TO 90
around looking at seventy.nve cent whitewash
brushes, and wondering whether he will buy Stein
way or Chickcring
Secretary Alphonso Taft, Of the War Department;
General William T. sherman and General Orlando NJ.
ssa arrived the Fifth Avenue Hotel yesterday from
Washington.
The Cincinnati Saturday Night says:-"Sappbo was
about the first woman who struck Tyre. There may
have been other women able herself but the Tyres
we're scarccp sappho could have struck heap or
them in Congress assembled.
Ben Butler ought TO know that II he tries 10 get tho
nomination for Congress In his district the friends o.
Dana will oppose him. Butler docs not believe In
catching dies with sugar lie tries scoop 'em In by
the handful, and sometimes slowly opens his hand 10
and that he hasn't got single ny
Two professors Basic have succeeded In collecting
4 series or manuscripts in the original handwriting
praetised during the Latin era OF Casar, Virgil,
Horace, Augustus and the beginning OF the Christian
dissemination. But what America needs is man who
can make his mark In a No. III shoe.
Brown told his neighbor the car that this pun OF
sweet spring weather made him wonder whether he
would spend the sumner in the White Mountains or
ruraiixe with bit OF Adirondack landscape. Then he
vent home and carried sxtyeght pals OF water out
u the coal cellar and crawled to bed with tho
rheumatism.
The Washington correspondent OF tho Alta California
says that Senator Booths particular gad-a-bout in
Washington Is General Nelson, ex.Minisicr TO Mexico;
that Booth strikes twice In tho place: that
Sargcnts practical beats him every time, and
that IN toto Booth theoretical aud practical in
politics.
The Oneida Community, with it's wallingford sub
community has issued the first number OF The An,eri-
an Socialist The idea promulgated IS that God made
III things equal; that and women should possess
II things In common. Though these communists have
uany human qualities and many doctrines Of life that
wakcn admiration, their theory OF the sexes however
conservative in practice 10 shocking and worse than
beastly