The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-06-16

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sb~n II s~e 4 mar - NatlAnd Ulch@,
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an le aeieetea easily from ,he o,asn.
NJ, hind u Ia aava, fsss inehvs long /.
In these hard times. when borrowing
IL ~ diMeult. ws'd like 10 knew
whether distance sllll kssps zap la
tins hahefed habi, cf lending en-.
Iehsnlmsnt 10 the view
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Rochester Democrat
Circular playing cards arc tho la'.s.
They afe especially adapted for rsr.
sons unable v play . square game
trace Greenwood does not tuks
kindly 10 tho Indians She Gays ths
finest thing she saw about a slaaw',
rettieoat was 4 bullet hole.
Altar Jerry Black aud Matt. Tar
penier had edited the letters ~ Dlnin,
They were iii 10 DO read before th,
House IL Representatives and "ii, 900
uoO Of people" Certainly, sir. Ger
ta,nly !
). A Brooklyn girl was askod by n Asr,
thin gentleman IL sha didn't think sh,
eonlI learn 10 love him. IL might i
/. you was stuffed" was tho laughing
reply
Keep my namo quiet. Mention I
10 no ono except Nr. Caldwell.
J. q. BLAIHK.
Dh, breathe mt his name.
Let II sleep Id the shWiv,
: Ncug tls pincs ~ old Malnc,
Where lis relies arc laid!
Chicago Courier,
a Hamilton Cont woman has 70
covered 300 damages from . love
whc forssok her after an engagement
If ~t~ents-.,x years. That il ab"u
&37 n year for tho JOY 81 coartsLi
. which certainly seems reasonable.
III. Portland Argus gives this n
Ftzhugl,'a epitath-"iailty Of lie
, ablieah practices.
lien (S. Y,) Observer plaini
sn. wiser than VI supposed. Ito sai,
ls I . oil thu Great Unknown, Tn
i,rant | Unknown in his casc turns gu
IL Lr Mr.. James Mwiligan, Of Bosion
Dave Biskrly swectIy says tina
southern traitors ARE not yet susile
isntly lurgsl u tic virus " sseassi"n
Grant would certainly bo 4 nsoa
Improvement on Lofsn. ~ tlc in'te'
states senate. Lognn's silence " ~
brazen.
Mulligan IA worth d quarter II
million. md hs didn't make = cent Q
/. sn tho strength ~ bis ''conrrersiona
influence
Thu bloody shirt isn't large onong'
10 epvuf nr those bonds. Mr.. blaine
BESIDES. tho Hap IL Too gaahy .b"sto
l,oMt
When drinking intevfereK with
man. BUSINESS tho common why is
give up business.
Isaac Nawton aud Isaac Wstts ~
among tho Censennial judgss.
How doth tho Jimmy i
Improve shis tardy hour
And buses oil around tho point
With great magnetic power.
With skin hs builds his little sell;
With care concsalH his tracks;
And lays up honey ~ tho day,
And hides tho bottom fax.
baltimore Gazette
This little pig wont 70 Congross;
This littlo Iig stayed y homo.
This little pig got = post Office;
This little pig rot mono.
And this littl0 piG crssd. "wc'wa-w
owant reform We want 70
form -
IN ann 1a~.tn sats for salO It Owen