The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-05-04

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Hs vas bosnd u he accurate, and
he described tb, womAn's costume
ihas-Sbo vote an elegant suit o.
something Or other, cut bIAs and thin
med endwise
A Wisconsin editor illustrates The
prevailing eIl,aragAnce Of the people
q the present day by calling attention.
O. tie costly baby carriages ia usc
now. While. wheb he was a baby, they
hauled him around by the hair Of the
bead
Sappho was about The drt
womsn who struck Tyre. There may
have been other women As able 81 her
self. bat the Tyres we're scarce.
sappho could have struck heap Of
them 10 Congress assembled
1T Is feared the last cold snap
damaged the buds on the keely motor,
add !, will not bear fruit this year.
Al has accomplished thus far has
btta 10 10 on bast and kick ont the
partition 81 the room IN which II
l. kept. A ,wsniy.seyen dollar mule
would have done as well.
The frst day Artemus Ward en-.
tered Toledo, travel worn and seedy.
he said 10 an editor who was on the
street. Mister. where could ] get a
square meal for twenty FIVE cents He
was told. | cay Mister. said he,
where could get the twenty five
cents
Two Hibernians were passing q
stable which had rooster on il for a
weather yane. when one addressed the
other thus-Pat, what's the reason
they didn't pot a hin up there instid o.
rooster' An sure, replied Pat, that''
aisy enough, DOM you sec, it would
be inconvanient 10 20 for the eggs.
"a doctor living in Macomb coun
,y. when called upon to set broker
leg for a laboring man. examined th,
limb aud said II ! set this limb, i
will be Eve OF six months before you
eau walk, II saw il off and max
you a wooden leg, you'll be splitting
rails IN less than three months, The
man declined the generous offer, an,
the doctor sighed drearily as he roleC
down his shirt sleeves.
What is fame : A gentleman 81
tered barber shop, when the follow
ing oolloquy took place
Barber--Any news, sir
Gcnt.-Mr Stewart is dead, bear.
Barber Which Dir. Stewart
Gent "A T, Stewart
Barber (thoughtiully Guess b
don't shave here.
AN American girl was plsyin
croquet in England, last summe
What a horrid scratch she said, il
dignaptly, when her nallet once faile
OF It's duty, aud she missed her sho
oh, my dear said an English cousi
you should not use such slang EXPIRE
sions. What should l have said 7 as
ed the American You might ha,
said, suggested the other, after revie,
ing her Vocabulary for fit phras
you might have said--what beast
flake
On a Kentucky rapid transit lin
recently. a passenger stopped Il
brakeman as he was going throug
and asked. How fast does this ira
20 A mile an hour 1t goes "a
enough TO suit US. IL you don't Ill
the rate If speed get out and wal
was the rejoinder. / would. repli,
the disgusted passenger. settling bs,
in the corner Of his seat, but u
friends won't come for me until Il
train gets 10, and ] don't want 10
waiting around the depot for two
three hours. The brakeman pass,
no.
Recently young man escort,
bis lady home from Sunday evenir
prayer meeting, II was early, and
wAs.in,ited in. The family had u
retired, aud after chatting while, Il
head Of the household proposed 4
usual devotions The young man,
who BY the way is not verylreligious
inclined, - Of course remained, al
among the special petitions which
heard ascending TO The throne Of gra,