Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1876-10-12
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asked bss bio brother hsgsaid.s That's
easy; ask, me harder one. a Demo
crat supports the, Government Is long
- the Government supports him, md
akepublicsn lets no guilty man escaps
un1iashe hss eraamsd al Of his pockets
and the crown of, his hat" She, next
asked her sweetheart, but he turned
pale, and falling back on his chair, fam
ned himself fGsiousis while he Sssped,
"Eshslas, my love. / hope yos are not
gettng strong- minded. ] could not
think Of marrying Q woman who knows
more than I-than other wcmen."- =
Next she ssked wise and learned ply
stefan. sad he looked pompously at her
and said ..-s 1t-r,
"Too, deep. my dear. too deep; dir.
ference in the platforms: very cotnpli.
Gated subject; could never explain it to
woman. In fact, it's SO deep that I
dent exactly under-ah, believe you
could understand it." Then she went
to an editor. They always know every.
thing. tits peculiarly Of the profess
sion. They can get up theory or ex-
PLANTATION Of remedy for anything inside
Of forty-fve-seconds. She asked him
with suffused eyes, If he would please
tell her the difference betweenaa Dem
ocrat and . Republican, Heslooked q
little startled at first, stuck his pen into
the glue poi, tumbled pitcher Of ice.
water over pile Of exchanges, and
was "hiinseli q gain" He said: "A
Republican has an Office and wants to
Seep il. He thinks rag money good,
hard money better. but either kind good
enough. He thinks the country needs
reform. salaries are too low, and the
people too inquisitive. He cannot buy
a $4,000 team Of horses on salary oi
f1.5l0a year, but some one must ask
impertinent questions. His country is
dear to him, but he is dearer TO his
,ountry. A Democrat has no Office. and
wants one. He ,scorns TO ask whether
the money is hard or soft; he only gasps
How muehi" He thinks the country
needs reform. He wants change in OF.
fice and change in has pockets. He hold:
bis country shonor above price, and sell.
his own 10 the highest bidder. He
but Miss Dimity put her hands over hel
ears and cried. please tell me the
name Of the other party to which bon
est men and patriots belong" Their
that editor laughed an iuhuman laugh
and said /; Long ago they took a Ian
tern when they wanted to find an hon
est man; you had better borrow half ,
dozen headlights and a garden rake ans
go and look for that party. However
If you are true patriot You will worl
for the Republicans, for they all hav,
cottages at Long Branch and villas il
Washington and Paris, and are prett,
well supplied with funds; but the Dem
ocrats have been out long time. thei
money is all gone, and their villas Or,
mortgaged. II will be . dreadfol strait
on the Treasury, and" Miss Dim
ity did not wait for more. And nov
when any one talks politics 10 her pres
ence she listens with that benign sad
ness born Of superior wisdom.--Omah'
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