The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-03-03
II


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safety. ~AlhiHx m The leitesr and lW~Ath.
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tnk away t~n curly headed rhrrus,~, And
Nearing une saSs~4~ltnhds ~. Dim, ~ l1l
t'Hss yoa si3ht ~h&v~ ,c~ live"
Blmd<ut~-sW~ll, Professor, / have lust
discovered what I ~Ne ens onl fer" Pro.
eesecr --"Wsll. what h 1T. Student --sFur
loaAng." rrvfssear --~'fhe man that Nd
~ emitting nnders,ood III business"
An orsen man nAm~d ~ eirl bAhy
after Queen Victoria, and wruts N I'M Queen
- that EBERT. Hhs dttlnI aesm 10 cAr~ 1
esnt and ~ changed Inc esrl's name 10
s0Al," and went out and pounded the Arsa
knxlishman be mrs.
An Indiana gin wanted 10 zoo II her
lov@r really lovr,i her. and shs ~, hoy
70 yell -mAd slog 4" ~ thry w~r~ walking
out. The lov~r A~w over 4 fence and l~ll
Aer 10 IN chswed up. and ehs went right
away and married slotv elerk.
A convcssaston waa hear 1 she other day t,c-
tween two little GIRLS on th~ street. Fir~i sirl
--sMy mamma had 4 swcrt lIitiA baby lat
night" Seccnd girl--.ls that NJ where
dbl she ret it, First girl --sNhs rot Il 81
d.. Bancroft He h M 81 'em 1"
In rrsn. scandal case In Smith county,
Ky, lady witness declined 10 answer
. question. and tho attorney demanded her
rsaAon. silerAnrc II n mt III 10 tall slscc,,t
people" -, WE'LL said tho lawyer. sjuss
walk np here and whisper II 10 The Judge
As 10 b~ing connic,~d with Tho ro,,s,"
said Mira. Parsing,on. .hgh living don't
hiring II IN. II II mrehrrent III so,ns
families. AMI !. hnndesl lawn from father
10 soi. Nj, IInnmrf lr,or souI VII,
la~ been ~ long III ~iih II. Lirinhcri,n |,
from his wifcr grandmother"
! 4 newl, nri,r, faniils wn. ln,el, gazing
girl "f5i. mamn,, /. ihai .n 1" Mann.
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Nrilhrr ii III IN IL koAl. III, u il a hnuy,e,
ths hsMbl.m ~ ihi. baIrie1 country Y"
Danhnr, haa The champion patient lr,,.
yIr cntnea ffnin u l,iieally borrowing
family. The other liz. h. went 10 neigh.
bor'r faf enp ~ Halir milk. II haven't
xDst Hi a.
wonan, I,siiirhly. n aaii I'LL " rn.,re,.
TsiA thu olli4ins youth, sinking Into 4
chair.
y think I'll step round md snl,s lnok
at the krrly nntnr," remarks i,hilasal.
Dhlk MON Vt temperance ,inhgIng out
thu front loof i1for hi Wife ran utter 4
word Of re,nsnrlrMnre. md ~ she can riu
up, sally out and rrrap',,fs him. liz haH
sMcc~ssl'l Ia g,tx1lins AupIhrr gallon or
lager
MAJ. ihe Saratoga correspondent II The
N. Y. fhHmefeiGt, ,nentiul,. In recent
letter the discovery ii un old 2igui,apt.l,
"ltH shape NJ m 'olnne square," W.
believe this IN he Il mistake. w. l,u,s
lpr~n Informed Tint the nn,sht hoard IN
shaped much iik~ modern rig,-, w, An
oval triangle.
Logle-~foung wife III G~orrc, who
arrived l,oMs III The small hours az Ill.
Snorning) .We Ar~ onr, dear. now that w
are married. are ~ mt dcorge-~
"t'srtAlnly, my darling, ~l,yl" Young
wife~~tDh, ! only wanted 10 know; In.
cMi.se u ~ arv, ] must have bsrn dread.
fully insi,riAtsd last night"
] Tbs other day n vIrksl,nrg 8 small,
colorsl hoy fell Into lie river and wns
rescued In 1 half.dr0wn~d condition. lie
could have easily l,e~n pulled 0ut l,y n
nsgro floating W IN y rkIn, and when sos,,s
ons rwor~ ~ H. darkey for hI1 l~'hnrgy.
~ r~plle'l, ~. ysre y my last paper
collar, and the Ivy was kicking water ilks
"a alligator"
4 Manchester tirm which takes III tn en-.
ployes for days trip 10 ths seaside dur.
~ thu summer, d~rlslrA last year 10 WI,
UlM'kpool II n ihe gr,.rHl custom III m.
workers 10 have III, vi the @~w iMlorv
bsginulng thu usual amnsetnents. .kh,
mon, how dirty " arvi" Haid me hale
Lancashire lad 10 Ills fellow bmtlrr.
sNisrssl the t,tp last year," wAs M iA~onlc
ssjoInsisr.
i An ART rijlic, rather addicted 10 rum, on
vlsit,nY sh~ 1lsttlsh nussum In Tho ordinary
line ii his duties, locked III ! mirror
IN ,ls iirst roam ~ entered. wissre,llos,
taking mt his noie.ihr,k, l,e commenced
rcrorting ~ fnlio~pi .Iiirri rn,n- -Ilend
81 4 dranknltl, not slKned, glpni deal VI
characters y reh nOs~ Of stunning reality.
brutal fare, ~~a,, Tim, tyiM some ~lssrv, must
lin + portrait from natuiw."
When hs came hnne 70 supper hIs wife
eall, .leorRp, thls h my uncle. Mr.
walker, from ljrooklyA. Mr. Walker. win
you Ask the blsasslo9 l" Nr. walker
asked ~ llsssing. 0soegs als spArtAgiy,
seemed 70 b. unsasy, and finally mullsrsd
% himAell .llr ASks Tho blessing and ~
cams from Brooklyn. III mAy w = min
laier" After thal ~ didn't my m,,rh.
lM,t Just neglected his bs,sin.ss for three