Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1876-09-28
ALL OVER INJANA.
Sept. 25th, Centeneal.

Sept. 25th, Centeneal.
Deer Brethren Reformers, Serz,
hev herd frum severl counties In re-
garde to mi proposition sum time
since ov betten votes agin stalk, guns,
watches, Sc. am glad thar hant
been much NV that dun; it dident
work ez expected it wud. 1 never
seed the Repubs ez penurious ez tina
ar goin tn be this fall, for evry man
that bets viii luze hiz vote, accordin
tn the penurious law on that pint,
and tina ar on the wach now. 1t wud
hev ben al rite if tina dident interfere
with the importer bizines. 1 fere we
ar bette on that agin, ez tina ar going
tn sock evry man i'm jale that tries tn
cast an illegal vote in the State; so
we cant luze emmy on betten. / tel
yu, brethren, it lucks dark. Wv GORGE
we cud concentrate them at our
strong holds and vote al the men we
can get. but tina wud thro the hole
vote out and bette us still wus. Now,
the only wa kin Sc liz tn hire the
abs tn vote Ethe strate Dimercrat
ticket, and thar liz law agin that tn,
but yu kin du it on the sli. Hev that
in the bargin. am sorry that emmy
bets hev ben made, still Their liz sum
game in property il we bette, il not, al
liz lost. One brother bet hiz vote
agin cow Bully for him. One agin
a horce. One seq he bet hiz vote
agin large beautiful female swine
witch hez Is beautiful ofsprings hang
ing tn her brests. That's a good wun,
if he wins. One agin a span ovHoxens.
One agin pare ov horses, sich ez
that gud old Balem used to ride. One
in Starke county, agin a male swine
that liz unlyI4 year, old and viii way
$50 lbs gross. One agin 4 akers ov
gese. One hiz reputation--a minis
ter ov the reform gospel. One hiz
APPETITE for korn JUICE and hiz vote
agin al that he kin drink til arter the
election, and so on. But don't let
emmy man save yure votes, tina ar ez
precious az life.
Bruthers, 1 waz tn Plimuth last
Wednesday. / sede Blu Jenze, the
CRATE sante, and herd hiz speech. 1t
waz truly big thing. The Repubs
seq he liz dunn and cant rite hiz oan
name. Wal, we no he cant, but ant
he Untitled to proxey tn rite it fur
him and pay him bi appropriations.
Tha sa he cant make a speech. Wal,
we no that tn, but cant Voorhees, or
Julien, or Wade Hampton make it or
rite 1t for hime And tina sa Blu
Jenes nor Voorhees, cant debate. Wal,
hante we al quit debaten, it don't pay.
Thar ant nothin made bi II this fall.
hev bin readin our bills afore
Congress WITCH tina cal Confederit
bills, iist tn sler us. Let EN- sler,
that's al rite. Wen we git the power
weel sho EN-. One waz interdused bi
Bro. Knott, ov Kintuckey. tn pa Bro.
Jacob Kaufman $11,350 fur guds
taken bi Bro. John Morgan, ov the
Confederit army. Now, Bro. Morgan
he'd tn hev the guds and Bro. Kauf-
man must be pade fur them tn the
larst sent. One bi Bro. Ellis, ov Vir-
ginna, tn Bro. Tegarden, ov Missippi,
$11, 1884 fur damage dun tn hiz rale
Tense. 1 say the bill liz just. One tn
pa Bro. Younge, ov Tennessee. $103,74
fur 2 steme botes that kotcht fire one
yere arter the war wuz over. That liz
tn much fur him tn luze; it must be
pade. Also, one tn pa wider woman
$4,000 fur burnin part ov her wud
pile. All the bills amount tn over six
hundred million. Tha ar al just
and must be pade. Tina cant afford
tn luze them. Tha will be pade bi
ballets or bullets. Let us hev pece
and reform.
Agin notised an account I'm the
paper about star seed i'm brod da
lite witch dropped in the sun. Now
that liz plane tn me. 1t wuz jist for
tellin Tildens going intu the Wife
House. But Haze hez clered up hiz
assessment bizines al satisfactory, but
we must sware its so. 1t never ort tn
ben published. But the wust ov al liz
our papers indorse Ben. HARRISON
bosten ov hiz CRATE ability, onesty
and gud qualities generally. Now,
them papers must be suppressed. II
wont du.
But thar liz wun CRATE consolation,
Bro. Twede hez got hum. He went
tn Spane On biz. He liz goin tn stump
fur Tilden, and il he duz he will tern
CRATE menny votes; yu ar safe tn
bet On that. But Colefax seq putten
dosn Dimercrats liz putten doun re-
belion. Now thar must be sumthing
dun with him. He hez alters bin a
camper on US and must be stopped
afore he makes emmy more speeches
Tha sa that Voorhees, got drunk al
Crown Pint and cudent debate with
Carl Shurz. Wal. spose he did; hanl
he got jist ez good a rite tn use ouI
platform ez emmy boldly. Tha ca
Voorhees, the Wabash sun ov thunder
and bellering bull ov Kintuckey, and
ga he dursent buck beds with Shurz
But the fact is the COMMITTEE wont LEI
him, and that's rite. We must stoI
the jint discussion bizines. Its adding
fearfuly tn that infurnel list which
waz appinted tn kepe. 1t hez run tt
the orful length ov 1856 feet. Broth
ers, jist think and wepe. 1856 in 2 col
lens, making a single file ov 1872 feet
ov Dimercrats that hev gone back OF
us since the st. Louis convention
No wunder / am al miscomfudeled
and hev to double and thribel the
dose. 1 like the platform, but some
one else must kepe the list, cam
stand il enny longer. Our orators try