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Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-03-01

Q Yarl.. yard Nil, konncdale .hir,ing
/ kp' klaud skirt
2 .iN-invh glass preserve dishes
! Yard good kennedal, sh.rting
| . Ladies lace collars
/ ! Carving Knife. fork and steel
$1,000 10 Pair Mens half hose
/ Pair Boy. buots
t'rsnite cop. a.,d sauccrs thanllcd)
I R'fiuv Tint gla.s goblet
: Nhitc granite pilates
I bohemian toilet ~ fancy colarl
| ] trauitr covered steak 10 i. any size
I SILVER Plated drinking cap DWaFTanleIn
/ J Linen table cloth
\ lluusy c"mh eounl,rplnc. single
/ ! Honey comb euunicrpane or CRIB
7 Gents shirt ~.
TOO Picture Album
J BOYS hat any sigf o. color
1T III knii.s aud forks
. larls IT hns Scotch bingham
! Ladies embroidered ,heuil.s
Ladies SKIRT. ruiilcd
! Ladies embroidered night gown.
] laslles seven tucked slin
| Fine Nhalvbone haiFbTU.h and comb
l ! Pair mems pants
Mans c"at
| Pair boy's pants
! Boys coat
Ladies satchel
! Large lamp with globe, 'eomplsis
u Fine linen napkins
? four-quart coffee boilers, tin
/ ! Atwood balmur.l skirt
10 Yarls side shirting
! ~, blsachcd sheet "A yds square
lint glass champaign glasses
| ] White Pearl Tea set pieces
Bowl and pitcher
\ lards Canton flannel
4 Yards .Rock Hill Jean,
] : yards nnttrass rckine
Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-03-01

The World Is no, only the bes, but the
cheapest newspaper ever offered ih@ farmes ["
semi-weekly tl0a Noe. J. 81 a year
Daily, (siS Nos. }, so per year
Specimen copies sent upon application.
Address THE WORLD"
IS PARA Row. New York.
Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-03-01

BnARb - ADyIsKRs KID. A. A. I.onAx,
'resident :. u. 6ranbeFry. SECRETARY ard
tHrasurer l. y Birl-ong. l.. l.. Britain.
q. W. kgvrs. DE. q n. Oats, Dr. IA.
Burnley, and l. v. Rlus.
Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-03-01

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Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-03-01
HAZLEHURST
MALE AND FEMALE
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EID. w. ~ HEAD. PHiNcIrAI; FLD j
X PARISH, AzsisrASr.
\ Teachtr u music, with other As.i.tan,
Teachers, % BE- hereafter employed
Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-03-01
Read This Everybody!
$4,000 REWARD

For stock goods a prices YOU vsi, Jackson
ewarv at LIMITATION DoLLAR
,ou.soois atone hundred per profit The
BLUE 'FRONT.' STORE
Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-03-01

~ WV Nhn thNf1MGhfN understand
most simple "a the mast dlficuli pres,
Those wt.hIng Dental work eve
ING a hrst-class DENTIST, ard
u"-t diflicult Job 10 Dental Sur 4
h's IN, ., hr.t door d ieA. up stair.
irsrted. 90 hllei With either snlA ~
II neS teeth made in the very bet
fast sil WORK executed on the very
'harges very reasonable.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
Charged With Murder,

In July last THE ARGUS published an
account of the finding of the body Of Mrs.
Mary Bruce, on Saturday afternoon,
the Oath of that month, on the floor
in her own house, in Davenport
with a pillow over her face, On a
stand was found small envelope labelled
morphine" one end being torn off, and
some of the powder still in the paper. 1t
was supposed that she died from intoxica-
ton, but coroners jury returned YER
dict that she came to her death from the
effects of morphine, administered by hands
unknown to the jury. But suspicious were
aroused at the inquest which have never
been buried. Not few persons s, especial
ly the intimate acquaintance of Mrs.
Bruce, believed she had been poisoned,
but by other hands than her own. These
suspicious centered on Mrs E. G. Harvey,
a neighbor, and she is now in Jail in Day.
export, awaiting an investigation of the
case.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
Not in The Banking Business.

The Republican water board organ of
the Republican city council feels bad be-
cause Mayor Davenport has vetoed the
action of the council in regard to extend
ing the water works. 1t says;
The action in question was taken on petition OF
responsible citizens guaranteeing 10 per cent on
the investment, and the work directed not to
be done until the frost is out of the ground.
If they don't want the work done until
another spring why are they so anxious to
get it ordered now? Butler is about to 60
out of office, and it locks as though he
wanted to get everything he can for prop
erty he is interested in before he goes out.
But Judge Zane says debt thus con-
tracted would be void-a city has no right
to contract debt above per cent OIL
its aggregate assessment, and ours already
exceeds that the sum. Mayor Davenport
action is founded upon a solid basis and
according to Judge Zanes decision, ever
were the council to pass the appropriation
over the veto it would be illegal and void
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
City Election,

The Republican water board city coun-
Gil organ is getting uneasy. 1t says Mayor
Davenport has signiied his intention to
run again. The Republican water board
city council organ may be better posted
than we are as to Mayor Davenport's in
tentions. for we have not seen him to speak
with him for month, but we heard one
of his friends say, yesterday, that he did
not wish to have the Office again; that he
thought he had done his share towards
carrying on the city government, and
would perfer that some other man should
take the labor of the Office. The fact is
that Mr., Davenport has never been a can,
didate for the Office of mayor except at the
earnest solicitation of citizens of all parties
people who felt that he was the best
man for the place.
By the way can the organ of the
Republican water board ring give the
people any information in regard to a
secret meeting of the water board ring last
night to lay the wires for the nomination
Of Billy Butler for mayor? 1t WASH t
altogether harmonious, as there were some
there who didn't approve of the plan of
having the water board run the whole city
government,- it is believed that few
cracks of the water board whip will make
all who have different opinion cringe
down and let the water board run the
Republican party. They are now setting
the pins to control the ward caucusses; and
also to pull the wool over the eyes of
Democrats and commit all they can to
Billy Butler.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
The Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific rail-

The Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific rail-
road company, to its honor be it said, has
honestly and rigidly obeyed the Iowa rail-
road tariff law from the day it came into
operation. The result, as to the opera
tons of that law as it affects the citizens, is
seen in the united testimony of the Daven-
port business men. They want the law
sustained because it benefits them, and
gives them protection. On the other
hand. the Chicago, Burlington & Quincy
railroad has not complied with the law.
Hence, the citizens of Burlington have
only partial and distorted views of the law.
The Gazette says, retain the law two
years longer, and let it be obeyed by other
roads, also, then we shall be able to Judge
more accurately than we now can as to the
actual merits and demerits of its provis-
ions. At any rate, the localities now ar
rayed in opposition to the law are estopped
from utterances of opinion until they
know what the law will do when fully en-
forced.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
Ameljoration and Cure.

Amelioration of The symptoms of a disease is OF
course, one desirable object of medication, and
there are no doubt, paliatives which possess con-
siderable remedial efficacy. The temporary dis
appearance of the indicia of disease IN too many
in stances however delude the sick into belief that
they are cured. Many OF those who have borne
grateful testimony of the permanent remedfai
effects of Hostetters Stomach Bitters, IN cases OF
liver disorders, chronic constipation intermittent
and remittent fevers, urinary and rheumatic all
ments have also recorded the fact that the tempory
relief occasionally Afforded by the medicines VII On
they tried before using the great oative inspired
hopes which were speedily dissipaied by return
of the malay. The Bitters not only relieve, but
If persistently and regularly taken, cure the
maiadies to which they are adapted.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
POLICE COURT.
Bsfor, =. G. Chopper, Police Magistrate,

Last ilght Policeman Murrin spotted
drunken tramp who was around town all
day calling at the stores and represent
ing, II he came across an Irishman, that
he was wounded in the great Fenian out
break; if an Englishman, that he was
subject of Great Britain, etc., and would
ike the aid of few cents. He wore
pair of rubber shoes which made no noise
when he walked, and about 9 o'clock he
slipped into the back door of Charlie Eme-
igh's barber shop, in Masonic Temple
block, and remained there some time be-
fore he was discovered. When told to
light OUT he said. "a id niger
told me that once and l put bullet
through him. Policeman Murrin then
stepped up and arrested him and lodged
him in jail. This morning he said his name
was VIM Dallis The magistrate fred
him SIS and costs and sentenced him to 80
days labor on the streets. When work"
was mentioned the tramp was frightened.
and begged hard to be allowed to leave
town, never to return. He was finally es-
corted to the city limits and told to light
out
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
Suicide IN Eliza Township.

We are informed that Mr.. P. Clancy,
aged something over 80 years, was found
dead on Saturday morning last, under cir
cumstanees which leave little doubt that the
work was one of self-destruction. Mr.. G
is a single man, and resides with brother,
and on Friday evening last went to an ad.
joining farm This own, we BELIEVED. as was
his custom, for the purpose of feeding
stock. Not returning that night, search
was made for him on Saturday morning,
and his body found 10 hay NOW. with the
marks of bullet having passed through
his ead-entering near the eye, and com.
ing out at the back of the head. A rife
was found by his side, with which the
work of death was accomplished. -Atedt
Record. 18Th.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

In this issue of the paper will be found
the card of VIM. Fl. Spooner, Florist, Boston,
Mass, and proprietor of "Spooner's Gar
dening Guide" This valuable botanical
catalogue is mailed to any address on re
ceipt of two stamps, and contains fund of
useful information to gardeners and others,
as book of reference, This house will
also send, to any address, upon receipt of
81, a collection of 30 varieties of choice
seeds, including some rare species of
plants. All communications addressed to
VIM. Ii. Spooner, Boston, Mass, will re-
celve prompt attention.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
NERVOUS DEBILITY.

a Depressed, Irritable state OF mfr,s
weak, nervous, exhausted FELINE,
no energy or animation; confusess
mead, weak memory, often with de-
biiitating, involuntary discharges. The
consequence OF excuses, mental oyerwork or
andiscretions. This NERVGUS DEBILITY
nnds sovereign cure in HUMPHREYS,
HOMEOPATHIC SPECIFIC, No. %.
lt tones up the system, arrests diacha >s, dispes
the mental gloom and desponden&. na reiuye-
mates the entire system. 1t is paaectly harm
less and always efficient. Price IS, for a package
OF nve boxes and a large % vial of powder, which
important In old, serious cases; or 81 per single
oox. Sold BY ALL Druggists, or sent by NAH
on receipt OF price. Address HUMPHREYS
Specific HOMEOPATHIC MSNCINR co.
No. 602 BRoADwAr, N. Y.
See large advertisement.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
yours VIM. B. SWAMI

1t will be observed that Billy does not
confess anything not previously known.
What can be proven against him he con-
fesses, but he is very careful not to say
anything about Rev. jackson Blackburn's
horse, or about anything not previously
known.
His pardon was procured through the
devoted efforts of his excellent mother.
She procured letters to the governor from
Mr. Spencer, Rev. Mr.. IlaueY, T. J. Rob
inson, K. d. Sweeney, Judge Peasants,
Maj. Beardsley, (his counseI) and james
Copp, and with these she visited Spring
field. The Methodist folks run Grant and
Beverage, and when they ask the pardon
of criminals the community must be expos
ed to their raids on life and property.
Sheriff Huesing and Frank Ankrum went
on their way with Burlingame and Benton,
who will probably be placed in prison, un-
less Beveridge pardons them en- route. AS
they have no Methodist church at their
back their chance of pardon may be regard
ed as rather slim. Prisoners who have
no rich or influential political friends to
aid them stand poor show for pardon
with Grant, Beveridge & Co. Beveridge
has only pardoned about 800 murderers,
horse-thieves. burglars, assassins, robbers,
forgers, etc. He is to be the Republican
candidate for governor and before election
he will probably empty the penitentiary; a
Brigade of Beveridge Bummers will be
formed and placed where they can do the
most good for-the Republican party
We don't see any necessity for our officers
arrresting anybody, in future, who has
rich Republican and Methodist friends; or
any reason why Rock Island county jury
should convict thieves, hereafter. 1t only
makes expense for the county, increases
the taxes of the people, and leaves the
thieves to go on stealing, as before.
It is within our knowledge that Bever-
idge has written letters to persons in this
county asking their aid in securing dele
gates from this county to the Republican
state convention who will vote for his
(Beverldge'sj denomination for governor
viii the pardon of Swami be likely to help
secure Beyeridge delegates from this
county2 Does our Methodist governor re-
gard horse stealing as crime when COM
United by Methodists?
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

There is hardly school. boy in the land
ina tnat mas not read OF Merchants Gargling
oi. Before the public Tor the last forty
years, 1t mas become almost household
"ord from the Atlantic to the Pacific. As
a ilninent and exterior application in
oufhs, sca.ds. sprains. bruises, frost bites,
mesh wounds, and the numerous ailments
OF Tesh and limb in both man and beast,
Merchant 5 GargliDg Oil stands unrivalled
Ia the world. Merchants Worm Tablets,
a certain and safe remedy for worms, in
either children or adults, have likewise be.
come famous Tor their effectual curative
properties. Those remedies can be
obtained at al most any drug store in the
land. = Saudaskv Ohio Register.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
B. BECK, Sec'y.

EooNoMY.-Aside from their excellence
their is economy in buying DR.. Price s
Flavoring Extracts, as the bottles hold
one-half more than others purporting to
hold the same quantity. They are the
most natural favors made, and in strength.
quality there are none like them, With
DIR. Prices Cream Baking Powder and DR..
Prices Flavoring Extracts, we can have
articles Of our daily food made palatable
enjoyable, digestible and healthtul, The
cheap articles in this line are odious com
parsons with DR.. Prices preparations,
which in quality are fit for the highest in
the land, yet at price within the reach OF
the poorest. Buy the powder only in cans
securely labelled not in bulk, as many have
been deceived thereby.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

To PERSONS VISITING New YORK OR
THE CENTENNIAIs-The GRAND UNION
HoTEL. New York, opposite GRAND
CENTRAL DEpoT, has over 800 elegantly
furnished rooms. Elevator, steam, and
all uodern improvements. European
plan. Carriage hire is saved, as baggage
is taken to and from the Depot. free of ex-
pcnse. The RESTAURANTS supplied with
the best. Guests can live better with less
money at the GRAND UNION, than at any
other first-class hotel Stages and cars
pass the Hotel constantly to all parts Of
city, and to the Philadelphia Depot.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

WHOLESOME ADvICE.-If the public
were as particular in attending to their
health, as they are in the unim portant con-
Germs of life, they would never use the
poisonous hair preparations which food
the country, which, if by accident small
quantity was taken internally it would
cause instant death. Tho Egyptian Hair
Coloring is an exception to all of them. 1t
is the only safe and effectual article in use,
No sediment. no poisons, no stains. 1t :.
not dye. Geo. VIM. Southwick, pror RE o.
tor, New York, p. o. box lSS, ''e
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
Obituary Gems,
[Kate Fields'S London Letter. !

IhUt FtetuS $ LOfIOH LftteF.I
Does your soul rejoice in naively
humorous epitaph? Behold one from the
neig nberhood OF Cyford;
Her, deep in the dust.
Z he old molJy crGst
OF Neil Bachelor lately was shower
Who was killed in the arts
OF pies, puddings and tarts,
And knew every use of the oven.
When she had lived long enough
She ma de her last puff
puff by her husband much praised
Now mere she both lie
And makes dirt pie
In the hope that her crust may be raiseI.''
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
Probably nc branch of industry in the

Probably nc branch of industry in the
country has grown to greater proportions
than the manufacture Of clocks SO perfect
has the mechanism Of this particular
branch become, that tune pieces which a
few years ago were worth $40. can now be
purchased at one, fifth that amount. The
Saint Nicholas clock, made by S. b.
Jerome d Co., New Haven, Conn.,, is
offered for $2,and is said to be an excellent
time piece. See advertisement in this
paper.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
DIED.

sCHNEIDER.--O Tuesday, Feb. 18th, 1876, at
8 P M Ernest Martin, son of Mr.. and Mr.; George
Schneider aged years II months and ~ days
Funeral from The residence OF his parents, Cor.
Rock River and Adams streets, Thursday Feb. nth
at 10 o clock A. M
Friends of the family are invited.
Sweet Ernest unto earth
little while was given.
He plumed his wings for flight
And scared away TO heaven.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

The Hope HOSE BALL.-The Hope
Hose BALL at Turner Hall, next Monday
evening, will, no doubt, be "a pleasant affair.
1t is being talked of good deal among
the young folks. The company will give
a handsome and costly gold watch to the
lady who holds the lucky number. Every
lady will receive number when she enters
the hail. A committee will thea be ap
pointed from among the dancers to super
intend the drawing. No fireman will be
allowed on this committee The watch
can now be seen at Bakers jawelry store.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

DRUIDs ATTENTIoN.-The members of
Charity Grove No. 80 U. A. o. d., are
requested to attend meeting at Druids'
Hall, Star Block, at seven o'clock this
evening, to make preparations to attend
the funeral Of their deceased brother. Ziba
Colburn.
Members Of the Rock Island Grove, No.
2S, are invited to attend the funeral OF
Brother Colburn, which takes place from
his residence at P. NJ on Thursday,
By order of
A. APpLEoUIsT, N. A.
B. BECK, Sec'y.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

A druggist Of Webster, Mass, writes,
Il split one of my fingers open down to
the first joint, and shattered the bone |
Immediately dressed it with Renne's Pain
Killing Magic Oil, keeping my finger wet
1t healed rapidly, with very little soreness,
and no gain, | consider it the best thing
in existence for Cuts, Bruises, Sore Throat
and Carker. Try it, reader.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

Freligh's Remedy is taken internally
Twenty years experience has proven its
efficacy. One dose usually cures the most
obstinate cases of nervous headache. 1t
is sold by druggists generally, and prepared
by S. @. A Murphy. Wholesale Druggist,
81 Barclay street, New York.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

kIDDER's AsTEIAMA fAsTILEs have,
without any quitting or extravagant prom
Use. quietly worn their way to public favor,
andnow arc afiording sure relief to thou
sands. Their grateful odor and quick eff
feet render them peculiarly acceptable, as
the patient IS relieved from the most dis
tressing symptoms while inhaling de-
lishttul perfume Price 10 cents by mail.
Stoweil 4 Co Charleston. Mass. 1920
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

SMALL QUANTITY One teaspoonful of
that world renowned remedy, Goes Dys-
pepsia Cure. taken after meals, will enable
the most confirmed dyspeptic to eat any
thing he chooses without any distressing
effects. 1t is blessing to all who are
troubled with diseases pertaining to the
stomach ami bowels.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

The best is nearly always the cheapest.
The use Of dry earth as disintectant
would soon become universal if no other
commode were in existence besides the
Wakefield. To the sanitary and salutary
details of the old Levitical law the Jews
Of all times have owed their health aud
longevity. The principle taught in Deut.
xiii, y. Is, is best applied by the
Wakefield Earth Closet Co of 80 Dey
Street New Y TX.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

Nature in her own gradual process of
cure, where she heals without the aid of
medicine. does not put Us on the rack.
There never was falser theory than that an
external remedy,to be effective, must burn
and irritate the exterior surface. Burd-
salf arnica. liniment, though penetrating,
mild, emollent and soothing.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

Sore Throat, Cough, Cold, and similar
troubles, if sugered to progress, result in
serious pulmonary affections, oftentimes
incurable, "Broun' S. bronchial 1roches. !"
reach directly the seat Of the dise-se, and
give almost instant relief
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

LADIES throughout the American and
Eulo pean Continents have testified to the
excellent remedial virtues Of Pozzori's
Medicatcd Cniuplccton Powder. I,
imnarts to the skiE a beautiful transparent
Wilderness. makes it de|icately soft and
smooth, removes ireckies tan, and aIlays all
irritation. Sold wholesale and retail by
J. A. Pozzoni, StLouis. Mo, and by E.
Breurert, Emil K0hler. C. Speidel, aud
Benser 4 Thomas. Rock Island.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

The Moline editor of THE ARGUS has his.ofice and
headquarters at the Phoenix Hotel, Subscribers
served by carriers, every evening, furnishing the
atest Geographic reports and markets, and local
news Orders promptly and carefully executed,
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

Who may Marry, who not why?
These important que stioi!s answered il
DR.. WHITTIER's MARRIAGE GUIDE,
30 pages, illustrated; sent sealed for
- cts by mail. Address Ul7 ST. Charles
street, st. Louis, Mo. Consultation
Free. Call or write.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
HAIR DYE.

BACHELORS CELEBRATED HAIR DYE.
hest in the world. The inventor has used this
SPLENDID Hair Dive for 81 years with benefit to the
hair, and no injury to his health; proof that it Is
the only true and perfect Dye, Harmless reliable.
instantaneous. No disappointment; no ridiculous
tints: remedies the i'll effects of bad dyes leaves
the hair soft and beautiful Black Brown Sold
and properly applied ac BACHELORS Wig Fac
tory, No. IL Bond street, N, Y, Sold by all drug
gists
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16

Special meeting of Rock Island Lodge
No. IS, l. o. o. F., this "Wednesday
evening, Feb, 10th, at 72P.M.
J.W. STARK, N. G.
Pail. J. WAGNER, r. S.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Fluid Lightning leaves no scars.

DR.. Mahla, Prof. Chem, certifes Prus-
sings White Wine Vinegar to be pure and
wholesome.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1876-02-16
! WANT TO BEAN ANGEL
As sung by the Girl OF the Period,

want to be en- angel,
And with the angels stand,
With my pull back tight around M
and my poodle in my hand
With my bright-hued striped stockings
And my lemon colored gloves,
I'd be the gayest angel
In the celestial groves.