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CRIMINAL.

Tho residence OF ". L. pcck, at No. So4 Mirhi-
gan avonue, MAS entered by burglars Saturday
night, WHO secured jowelry md personal prop
ezty valued at $3.50 au escaped.
Neillo Hsadmau, Robert Edwards, aud WILL
lam Smith acro 'scoyored by Oflcers Staelo aud
Ftuuol on tug boat noar tho Clark street
bridge conducting themselves In an unseenly
nauncr. The immoral trinity arc booknd at tho
Arnory as disorderlies."
II. Il. Mc1IenoT, 4 elerk whose conception OF
honesty IL fat from immaculate. nA,nJt:d to
snatch two-do!!ar noto ftom Chlis. tau Gull en
iu saloon On Haatel street last evening. lilo
WIS In turn snntched by paahin1 peelcr baa de-
posted in tho Madison Street Station.
Walter Hnlbort arrived In tho city yesterday,
F.. aud Is C gneHt At tbs Chicago Avenue Stahan.
lie Id lid years ot ags, is dressed IN black
velvet suit and says ho III from froeport, which
s'city" lo loft ue1pectetily aud unknown to
bis parents lie dteclaima any relationship to
Charley Ross.
i. 4. Stewart, 4 Granger, Deposited hin car
pet-sack On bench in tho Michigan Southern
depot yosteEday afternoon willis ho went out to
SEQ man. On hts return ho discovered that
tho bag contaiuod about $T5 worth OF truok
hts gFiof at tho ioHa Gao bs imagined.
Daniel Flynn was arrested yesterday morning
whilo attempting to effect an entrance Into Lha
clotliug stoie at No. 187 Lake Btropt. Whun
taken to tic station he enRessd tho ro1c OF 4
drunkon n,an aud was aa limp ~ a man who
had hanged too long. His rAokot didn't work,
ho.ovor. md ho was locked up in The Chicago
Ayenun Station.
LennA Wcatgato and Josie Davenport, two
boozal but w7rlko tlanlsoie, became enra5ed at
M early hnur ycntoslaY morning because ChaY!ca
Dovle declined to opon up hla bar and deal
thea, nqnAto gamH Of .buGEo. As a result, tho
women 5istisslrod tho show windows Of No. LOG
Pacific ageuue, whero Doyle vends run, ps8. Ill
recognition. Thoy aro nt the ArmpEy.
About Moon ycutordsy Martin 0'NoiI, tho pro.
pri6tor OF q saloon at No. G3 hIcGregor alre0t,
during ffacas between himaclI anil ma n
named Madden. Intellectually attempted to sopd
tho lattpr to kingdom come by shootiug 1t him
With q shot-eun. Tho contonts infused thcl1 OBJ
tect, hut fractured tho front u'ndow of the ea.
tabitshmeut, picco Of glssa ablatling The cutcle
Of paasor-by named Barrett. No arrcatB.
Dstweaa 0 and 10 o'clock last evening, ~ an
!nttrm Old lady WAS walking along Doaybofp, nca.
Superior atrcot, nl4o was observed to totter for
IN instant, nE1d hoFoge any one could asaist Aer,
fell to tho pavement, Hhe was picllol up
aud conveyed to the residence OF Marshal
Donula S~oenie, No. z33 Superior street, whore
She died before medical aid, which lad bce1l
sutnlnopcd, arrived. DE. 1lenrotlu caulo In soon
hltsr and pronounced Ler death the result of AL
attack Of heart dlssa6e. 1ler pame wAa ascor-
taiuea to bo Mta. Lytnnn. Tho body waH ro-
moved to her son'a house. No. 224 Caaa Btrent.
Tho Coroner has becn notified.
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10 the Eutter n Tbs CA,tdao Tribune:
CHICAGO, Fob. 1a.-Pleaso allow mo apaco In
your no1t isaue for tho following, Intended to
correct TN error rhlch has long enough becn
tolerated by subscribers 10 tho poSt-O Otlto Di1cc-
tory, which Ia supposed to 10 correct, but con-
saius moro bundors than any oho At first g!Rnce
can Imagine. IA for Instance, tho county
Of Knox Cuunty In this Stato WAS changed or
moved from Knoxville to Gnosbuyg three years
ago this mouth, and nhll tho Post-Ullce Ucpart-
ment has beon unable to tlnd this out, and ~
consequence there In btA!u now not loss than
tllreD yehta old IN The January number for 1910
which l.aD been rcpnblsAe4l every three mou tbs
s,ncs the coanty-Beat was moved from knoxville
10 GaichbutG. Will the rditor or publisher OF
that buaut'tu! sheet ariao and explain aud
oh'igo 4. l..
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SUBURBAN..
rI1S1 I3kt1h

nn r-,.t... =, JI.,.
!no ooesa ot 4tuatees Of 445ae lark Het Sat
usday afternoon. All prcsent.
A petition for hook. .and-ladder truck for
South Chtcaro was roforred to tbe po,lco Com.
,,,,.ioo ~, W. Firo-a1ar.l,.,
t'',s'so ,r' nnu ''so ~ .,'A''
1ho aiscnh1Ge OF tnfeo po''conen oraefed ht
the last regular meeting at tho Board wAB q rash
measure 1T economy, which tho Trustees could
mt onl n, IN fnr INV ta,ctl, ~ ,Jno or,, .,,o
,ot;s..,o., +r.ro rei,.ts,a1 ,1;t,,a.,. .s,ss
ponee"o" nn were 'e'nssA'eu w'tnout oolaF'
I'M question whether n IFnHsco hha authority
to order work done for The village OH Ais indi-
ytlual responsibility was saiscd on scouut or
aon,o h;z n,o..,,t.G v5t1o,t lin on,r,ro, -, ,1,o
souo ois r.usesa "'saurs T sno nppfoSaa o. 'oe
E1eeusi'o commission. 4hey we're hnn!lY re-
ferred to tho Commission, with Instruction. to
mako full rsport on tue subject at ths uoxt
repnar mating.
,r,,. noar, iIs,oa.. ). .,x, a,..u..
o"A'u ''a'euea ''N'. ~ 'a'oo "o' eenI" ~ 'n@
tcrcsted property-o"ners in favor OF building
thu Forty-thtrd street aewcr Immediately, and
paying for i. on tho plan Of special asaossmcnts
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nEApELL-F'eb. 10, nf conResstoa Of tha lunRt,
AnnA thc beloved villa Of 1ile8 Hcudel aged 70 yeapr
Funeral on Tuesday. At o'clock i. nj, from rtsi
tnee, l3a Houth ucdp!anesr. by carriages to 1oso-
bill.
tV- Times tEngland) please copy.
aHARpIEs--Tch. 10, Of c0nErstion Of tho lunsr
1hnnat widow Of tho ato Thomas saarples ased u
years.
Funeral from her lato re,!dence, SEQ East 1nd!sn,
at.. Tuesday, Fab. Is, Ut o'clock p. H., By taEriases
10 1koachlii.
pHfDE-Dn Saturday, tho 18th init, Ethst Jonea
ynunRtt daughter nf AbFah4n u. Atl Marto W, Pyica
aged years aud months.
Funeral services 1T rratdence. II North Ala-st On
Tuesday 18th nat., at o'clock p. m. Friends Of III
family arc Invited.
TEAcY-Feb. 10 Charles Tracy, nged % yeass and
months.
Funeral Tucadsy, 18th Inst, from his rcadence X
6lolto-st., by carriages to Calvary Cemetery.
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mart reauisef iood which God lone can hestow.
thsrs 10 no ,isA OF further dlsousaion on this

part requtsef iood which God alone can bestow.
thsrs 10 no usa OF further dlsousslon on this
topic.
but plcase 70 rotieo biz qnery. "In how
far tloes one tescc1nte7" Dy which I should
understand thnt " Fair PlAv" admits tho dcso-
Grafton, but Hishoe to know how far The sin OF.
tends. l would not urchumo to occupy tho
place OF thu Almighty for ono moment, and at
In judgment on sny mortal, drawing tho honntl.
Each n.nst Anewor for himself to hin Maker this
question. ! havo nssd thit consider Sunday
performnncoa immoral aud tlatecration nt
tiods day. / shai, adhcso to tl1ceu ideas firmly
than havo yos seer, on tha opposite k,de. bo-
ls7e that In who ueeA tho Sabbath for theatrical
performances. either for gatn or pleasure, 10
lobhiue God, aud SHINING against hia own eoui,
E. A. II.
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Mutual Lilo Insurance Company OF Now
vcY1s

Etssrs Merrell h Ferguson, General Agents, and ].
". Meaker, spec'a! Agent, ct Tho ALsyr-na.d cou,-
lnny, t4Aue tho following card:
!lr. Crvl'e csonthits no lougcr represents tho Att
tuat Life Insurance Cofspany OF New fGrk. In fact
tha b.1siutas Vt tho Company Eas been undor the
supervision OK MsEyin Tabor Srecill Agent, for Tho
paat nontl. The office Of the Agency IL nu in lc.k-
cr's new building, Vi 1lcsrbsrn STREET"
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Rockford. Rock Island & st. Louis II. 4.
The shorseat annqutekess route 10 hoek Island ILL.,,
and Davenport Il. Train leayea Wells Street Depot
1850 !. 1n.; arrive Rock Inland p, N. Once, "a
Clask atteet. J. Il. Cook. agent.
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"Tta esil that mel do it.sa .ttrr them.
Thu good Il oft Inferred with sEcIE bones."
lsut thu good 'nsn does bis family by buying nav
- domestic" will iatt years after he ~ dust.
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Etc!nWnY UpflKht Pianos
are no conceded to 10 the n!ost delr4ho of Ill ancs
lot tho patler Or utawlng'roo, Over ttEtn lunltod
~ uAe Ill Chicago and vicinity Ill Of wkch have ii. cu
the lnoat unqualified klt.staclion.
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there are shout IS miles Of atmosphere. mora or
eas. moving witt tho earth in 1tH revolutions,
It Is almost absurd to aRy that there la
any eucl dragging aenHation foit at hlf. I would
e4y tl.at sho Wear.ug OF tue sas!o.n rail- and
wlcel was ana IL owing to tho sovoro west Winds
Witch prevail greater portion Of tho time.
WHY doea tho farmer ptant grove Of wtllouB
OIL tho west side Of his homo7 Why do Tho
arplc-trees grow 1t Al. anglo OF about Is degreea
towards the caat ? III fur tho ahnlo rehBon that
tic ratl wears: tl,oy cannot Htnnl tho eitnuR
went wind. Tho creeping OF tho wohsern rail- +
think, Ia cnrrsct, mud due to tic mation Of tho
Garth frou, wGas 10 Gust. think il would crsep
md north OIL all toa'la south Of tho equator.
h0atl1 from all pninte north nf the equator.
Thon. to prevent this cree2ing. tue rails should
be laid halt ou zach Hitl, nf tha equator; but as
Tits IN impossible, We must let ten crcep.
;, L. X SWEET.
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GFoEor uAr,
MICHIGAN RAILROADS.
t5rSfjrf fhtFssfy,f1fIers< nf JbE fih,rd1N Y7r{

SrsTds CoFffsputldtn<t or 1hs Ch.eG1o Tribune.
LASa1Sa, Mich, Fob. 12.-It betug reported
that tho Grand Trunk Railroad COMPANY uaa
scoking controlling interoat In the Chicago l.
Lnko Huron Nailroal, to OBJECT terminus n.
Chicago is dircrodised by tho Ueilovuo Gazeske,
which saya that G. +. Miller, Of Baltic CreoIt
and Mr.. 1teel, Of Casaopolls have iust taken !
contract TO grndo that portion OF tho gap bo-
tween Lansing and Vornop, tho junction Of tho
Detroit Il Milwaukee Railroad, q distance of 80
milon They will comnlenco operations about
April l, and expect to couplo.o their work shout
hlny u, and the rails Hitl DO laid somo time IN
July. Tho Chicago Lake Huron Company will
complete tue ~ miles northeast OF Vernon, and
c1nend about; $4,000 in nav t'ss, rails. and
through ttatllo from Chicago oast Thoy will
also tako up ~ milos now laid to South Lans-
ing, aud change the route to North Lansing, aud
nuko the station west OF tho Capitol.
A special meeting OF Tho State Boarl Of Con-
troll waa hold Wednesday, on business relating to
tho building OF tue MackinhH l. Marquette Hall
road from sho STRAITS nosthwe to AlarQuette.-
lAnd-aubs,dy having boon granted by tho taHt
company formed hero to build tho first 90 miles
Of tho road by Aug. !. The Board camo TO no
definite conclusion, and adjourned till noxt
Wednesday. Tbs railroad gentlemen present
stephenson, A.. J: Cooper, A., G. Wobnter. Of
Chicago; and J. a. Iteggatt. Of Grand Hayeu.
a meeting WAS held at Plnckney yesterday, In
aid OF tho Toledo l. Ann Arbor lsaIroad which
ia protected from Ann Asbor to Dover aud Pinck-
ncy, aud from Howell to Owosso. Meetings have
bson lle!d 1t all the po.nta, mud much lntbteat
manifested.
si'0REGoR & SIOUX CITY lhND.oRANT.
Special Corrcsrondenee n The ChIca1o Tribune.
DEs MONIES, Feb, la.-Thcro Ia 4 livoly contest
over the lands granted by tho State to the Nc
Gregor 4. Sioux City Railroad. Tho ter1ns of
tho grnnt have expired. aad tho road is not
built. Twice has the Company forfeited this
grant. A bill Ia before tho Legislature to ro-
spme tho la,,ls by tue State. Tho original grant
wns mado by Congress- IN 1861. From tue out
rot, tAore lAvo been oyasfous Of tho spirit aud
intent of the LanI-Grans act; and tho obtoct
Aecluu to have boen to Hoe how Dncll land could
bp rot Tor tho loast number Of 1nles Of road
built. Tho rohl has now reached Agona, In
koHHuth County. From tl,s point, three or
fouE Companies propose to hlild \ road, II
the Htate will give them tho land; aud tho
amount Of exaggerated Statements on aIl
ades, 10 enl!anca the chaucea Of getting tho
prize, worth at least e30O.0u0, IL somo-
what surprising. Ths beaato Com.
mlttea 1avo reported in favor of All extension
wAile tho IEanBo Committee haTo reported III
fayor OF ruaumptlop. Chicago iH directly Inter-
csted In tho runult OF this little tlEht. could
till column ot Tug IniauSE With the crookel-
ncHa And ways that arc dark III connection with
the taud.gralit, nu1 Hhich l1agc I understand,
already cUst ono Unitpu Stetca officer hls ouiclAl
le1d.
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THE CHICAGO & PACIFIC.

To the Editor of Tho Chicago Tribune:
LANAnK, ILL.,, Fob. 12.-Tho citizena Of this place
aud vicinity have held throo large meetings nt
StcrVood'a Hall, Thursday and Friday, for tho
PURPOSE OF making MI effort TO secure the COM
pletion Of tho Chicago d paciac Hallway to this
point. This ID very important Rhip2ing point
for grain mud stccls, and tho people arc deedcl1y
an1iouH 10 open up direct communication with
your city, that they may sonl those products to
tho Metropolis Of tho West. George 8. Bowen,
Vice President Of the Chicago Il Pacific, and
Dir. Roonc, railroad contractor were present nnd
a.sdressod these meetings. Thcy guarantee that
II tho necessary amount OF local aid can be &C.
cured (9l0p 900 and right OF uay) TINT tho road
will DO finished to 1'anerk IN ninety days from
commencement OF work on track. Speeches
were ,nado by tho lion. D. ". Dame, Messrs.
Dipgee, pntorhangh. and othor citizens. acy-
era! prominent citiZens stepped forward In re-
sponso to the call for Local did, headed by II.
Reynolds. Eaq.. who put down hls autograph for
t5u0, to gtvn tho enterprise n good senl-ofr.
1ho completion Of this road Will open up very
important ayenuo to your city for the transpoi-
tas,on OF our Wohtern products.
GFuror uAr
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In re Editor " The Chftdas I7tbun:
CHICAGO, Fob 11.-Though ltfe-loug Demo-
csat you once fasored NC with = publication Of
my protest against thu nomination Of Mr. Hes
lug for County Treasurer. l now Wiah to pro-
test wiIh equal eaFnessnnss aEsinet any canflsda-
tura Of David DAvls for prehidcnt. What I
want Is raforn,, an llnneat administration, and
strict accountability from Ill oEcers, national,
state, and municipal aud do not bolieve thoso
thsugs can ho had from Auy Administration With
Davis nt fts head.
Why? because know nothing Of him. tho
people know nothing Of him. either personally
or by reputation. except that ho is Judge az
tho United statos Supromo Court, who rauts
very much to bo President, but every wol!-in-
formed roreon knows that the worst elements OF
tho Democratic party arc al for him--men who
arc for themselves tirst, and reform last. Those
ealno tricksera awore, traaod, and lied Tor avid
Davis last time, aud when ho waB not noulinAt-
ed. went home. and. liko thair candidate, did
nothing but turn tho cotd shoulder on poor
Greeley. With them 1t las huen. aud Is, "rule
or rlin."
Whit l1as Davis ever done for tho country
What hos 10 done for tho Democratic party
Why should lo bo foistod on tho State Democrat
ic Conventions BY q fcw wiro.pnllug uolislcinus7
What evidence 10 there that ho has anv admns-
trAtivo abilItya What Is his position on any
national question? Let john Wentworth, or
any other intimate friend nud adviser Of Davis,
tnHrcr.
Dy John Wontwotth and Jesse Fell, in whom I.
Tor one. hare no coD1idcuco. The trading and
promising propenattlos of ls frionds don't look
1'ko It. Personal intogr'ty and political honcoty
asc' unfortuuatoly. d!'1e1ent thloogs:: We want
Waahburne. or any other tired and thoroughly
honest Republican. hsforo will voto for John
Wentworth, Bull Tweed, losing, or either jon
or David Davis. think there aro thouaands Of
ether independent Democrass like yours truly,
JouN II. DAy1s,
DrEcuEn.
TO the Editor qf The Chicago Tribune:
CHICAGO. Fob. Ill arralgn him Dowen)
AZ elanderor aud linz
Thia Is the language used on Friday evening
laet in Plymouth Congregational Chriattan)
Church, Brooklyn, by tho pastor. Henry Ward
Boccher, In sroahing of ono of his own pariah-
ioueFa- Thcso words wcro uttorcd from Chris
lian pulpit, by profeased exponent and teacher
OF Christianity.
Christ, tho groat founder of Christianity, In
Ills Sermon npun tho Mount. saya: "Nlossod
aro 70 when men shall rcvito you. and perHocute
you, aud shall eay al mannor OF evil against you
faIBelY, for MY aake."
Nov, it may bo that Mr.. Doechor, whom to TINS
arraignca alr. bowen, did not claim that Ao
(Bowci) accrned him fnfsoiv, for Ehrisl's sake !;
but when ope ll*tens TO such Language and Wit
ncBscs slch action upon tho part OF ono Of tho
most ptominont, II not tho most prominent nd
vocato OF tho Christian religion III the world IL
1t any wondes that Florence MCCARTHY and 9TH
crs leave thia systom IN disgust. anh cons,der 1t
all shnu1,--R nero namo without any aub-
stauce3 JAMES Il. LUCAS.
CORRECTION.
70 the Editor If Ths chseaya 7r,buna;
CHICAGO, Fob. t2.-I notice in your Issue OF
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so Abls and experienced up engineer he Mr.
Claskn who haa managed tho longest north and
soutl. !ino of railway in tho world for twonty
years. cannot coroborate tho statements Of tho
Scientific AMer1can, tam will 10 ready to accept
them al correct. True, there ia foundation for
them In thUory; but tho effects must be inQnt-
tesmally small, aud therefore may bo neglected.
1'hsy certainly hnyo not boon observed on the
Illinois EontrAi.
TO shs Editor " The cA!eaqo T1ibuns:
GLEAwoop. Feb. 7.-ln your Saturdays papcF.
Jan. 90 WAS an ARTICLE taken from tho Scientific
American entitled "Croeping Of Rails" It
notices tho fact thas on lines running north and
south tho wostesn rail "c5eeps" faster than tho
eastern tsl,-that IL, this strangu movement Of
the rail toward tho south IL moro mArked in oue
rail than In tho other On the Ramo tracE. Fur
ticrnloEc, II haa been noticed that on such line
tho eastern rails wear out tho faster. Tho asti-
Gle Gays: "Eyerything having free motion ia
dragged after tho %h1rling Rlobe; overy wina
that b!ows and esory tiao that moves feels thu
anlluencc. and onr tlait goln. north or sou.a, IL
pulled over toward tho east, and naturally
prcsaes tho eastern rail mos. heavily" IAoy
think they can explain both OF shrao r'oiuta
by tho motion u TUG earth: Al 1t
That it ~ = fact tha. tue eastern rail waars out
first, and that tho western rail "creeps fahtost
hayo not doubt; but | do nos agsee With their
explanation. do not agree With them t!lat It ia
natural for ths train to boar heaviest oa tho
eaBtesn rail. should SAY the natural way would
ba for the traia to bang back OF rcB. heaviest on
tue western 1ti!. for s1ua, bodies hanging 70 tho
earth or held there Ly tho e4rlll'6 attraction
would nat 80 Rhoad or faster tLAu Tho surface Of
the earth. but rather have tendency 10 lag be-
hind. At least they cot on ttle wrong rail, aud l
shank uhcd poor philosophy to got On 1t VII. II
the earth rushed away from objects that a1o FREQ
to move, 10 the article predicts, our homes would
bs somewhat disaBreekbEe. Tho train would
boar heayiast on this woateru rail instead Of the
cagte1n, 1t thslr PHILOSOPHY vas good. But, ~
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-04-15
The Lodge.

1t got so Mt last that his wife began
to wonder what business ''thc Lodge"
had on hand that it should meet fur
or five times per week. IIc was cut
for four, nights a week until eleven
o'clock, and he came home with rcd.
ness in his eyes and his step was un-
steady as he passed down the hall. .rIIc,
said "the' Lodge" business was mighty
hard on the muscles, and That candi-
dates were coming i'll by the hund-
leds One night lie groancd out in
his sleep, and talked Of "lhcright bow
err" yelled out "spadcs!" and the
wife wondered still more. The other
evening she took II position where she
could see who went up stairs into Tie
Lodge rooms. 1Fer husband passed
by and entered n place where rows Of
bottles adorn the shelves, and coffee
and spico stand in soucers on the
counter to purify the breath. When
she went i'll he was one Of four ut a
table. Each one Of .hc four we're
looking ut the pictures on some cards
held in his hand.
so this is the Lodge, is it p she
inquired, as she stood before him.
lcs;was caught, and he resolved to
inakca clean breast Of it. He laid his
cards down, rose upand gave her his
arm, and said:
II won't lie to you, Mary. This is
not the Lodge rooH,; this is where We
Stop for minute TO beat the blasted
enemies ofour craft out or their sur.
plus greenbacks. When | come home
tonight, Mary, I'll bring that shawl
you spoke Of"
The regularity with which the man
now stays at home every evening in
the week is astonishing.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-04-15
;Lasu Words,6f. f.Emlnent Statesmen

-.Guub s9ad lAH $40 i.Dsi X
Iha2follewing arc. lhc dying words
of some four eminent statesmen, re-
Gently deceased: ~
Shed no muleteers fer mc-B. II.
Brisiow, III. me
The game is played eut-Pokcr
Bob Sphonck. 7io-. .a a:
Stand 'hN Youratpost-tradcrship-
7em'4 Armcc-Belknap.
am glad that die young. 1t
would be terrible to grow old and sin
full -WilIians.,s.-.--.s s,,.=.-r--,---
~ My son, never write letters -Picrr-
This is not, suicide, but assassi-
nation 4 JOHN B. Fl anderson.
fl had only been born twins
could have made just twice as much
-Orvil Il! Gr9nt.
Some lovefo roam o'cr the dark sea
foan'' but ats7 for iici give ME worm
eaten null Ill n snug harbor- Robe
son. ,sr,t!&Imo3 iha.J pt.i
H Dort weep. for ne. Tri glad to
get out ofthc WILDERNESS. Meet Me on
the happy hnnting grounds ADelano.
Ii Tell H.: Butler l died happy, by
special rciucst-RfH Dana.
Look ndti'oh""' then still when it is
crooked John Mcdonald.
They sat 9thc streets Of the New
Jerusalem dfc' paved With gold. l
want to go-l'oss Sheperd..
7. Who would lave-thought that cold
tongue wontd-kill'a man? ,Jabbcring
jim Blaine. ii,
a tanner vent las! you more than
eight years Babcock.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-04-15

"see here neenagqster, '',gs WY Do don't :,
you see, one oftGe' dircctoars Is ia a cloth
ing man, another is2 doctor, and
another is "a dug Store keeper, and
another runs a tombstone factory, and
YOU know in this world bcoplo must
live and let live" soyou SCI" :
."All right, sir; go5ahcad with your
coffin ,Ts.leiiNl'
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1876-04-15
The llan with the Plaster on his
. Nose. ii. = ~

The grcatckt9of these is CHARITY"
One day last week y Newark chap
walked down lsroad street, With a
plaster on lis nose. and the following
criticisms were passed upon him by
his fellow citizens within The short
distance between Central avenue and
Market street: n iHg aafgi,,iaI,
Nice looking roQster, that is Y u
Been ona fearful bum and bark
Ell his nose against lamp post!'
"You always know il man by The
nose he keeps" ~ anas .i.i
"Bcen sassSn' his wife and got
smash i'll the snuot with, a stow-pan !"
"Tricd to come it over some fellow
and 5; got whHplc}d' h and and served i'm
right" q ~ IL
"Got q red lose and trying to hide
it y
"Alust have oblowel fearful on that
horn to burst it That way"
"That hat gfclI.oNw,'s AVS ce;aprryjni a plaster
advertisements dodge. but it won't
work -
"Blievc that man amt got no sore
nose at all, Hes altered his appear
ancc for somcthin' or Other, and the
pcrlicc ought TO spot 'im!'
Nice old rum "! blossom that is; if l
had it I'd stay in the house and not be
seen BY anybody !,,g..,,atr.pn !,
And yet tllee the subject Of all these
nucharitable remarks got his nose
skinned trying to get into II crowded
revival meeting.