The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1876-11-23
GLEANINGS.

Mhv is Christmas ike general mis- I
take! Because it is a comm nearer
common error). l.
It is worthy of remark that when
Dom Pedro went to call on the Sultan,
his wife insisted on going along with
him.
A man-milliner drives one of the
finest teams in London. He certainly
should know how to handle the rib
bOnS.
Sturgeon says that men with
squeaky boots ought not to come to.
church. That's the reason so many
don't.
Some letters of the alphabet seem to
have their own appropriate and distinc-
tive colors, as. for instance, red i, blue
j. green t, etc.
A little fellow earnestly explained to |
another. that a camp-meeting was a |
place where they have Sunday every
day in the week.
It is not considered subject of |
laughter in New Haven to see a young
woman providing around with cow
hide, looking after theological stu
dent.
You can never tell what boy will
do within an hour after you loose
sight of him, but you can safely bet
he will not do what you want to have
him do.
New York Commercial: A Mr..
Brandy has become a newspaper pro-
prietor in the interior OF this State.
Brandy in the interior is always good,
you know.
| .sEyery heart knows it's own misery,
she said, as she looked into the nest
and saw that those Cochin eggs which
cost SO per dozen had Matched out Mus
covy ducks.
Huxley contends that a frog is only
a bird without feathers (; and so fish
ball must be only base ball with the
cover knocked off, and a stone is only
an apple dumping gone to seed.
A teacher in one of the mission Sun
dav-schools of this city asked a pupil on
Sunday where the spirit of the Lord
told Philip to go. The young hopeful
said naively, ssTo the Centennial.
Chicago gas rates have been reduced
to $3.50. Courtships, however, are
still conducted with very exaggerat-
ed idea of economy, as the young peo-
ple put out the lights and sit III the
dark every chance they get.
Scene in a New York police court
Judge--s.Prisoner, find you guilty OF
intoxication in the public streets. The
punishment is ten dollars or ten days
Which will you take e Prisoner
81 will take the ten dollars, your hon
, Or"
At an examination of girls for the
, rite OF confirmation in the Episcopal
3 church, in answer to the question
: ..What is the outward visible sign OF
form in baptism!" the reply of
3 bright little theologian was, ''Tht
> baby, SIR
A little boy in the infant class o
a Sunday school was asked by nj
u teacher whether he had learned any
: thing during the week. ooh. yes,
: said he. what have you learned =
= "Neyer to trump your partners trick,
. was the reply.
Somebody in distant part of tn
! State wrote to the White County, Ark
n Record inquicing where the Rev. 10
3 ward Thompson was, and got the 10
"a lowing reply:-.'This 3 Brudde
20 Thompson, now in Jail for stealing
a poor colored woman's Money.
h. That explosive machine has acte
like magic in reforming the baggag
II smasher. The tenderness and car
W with which he now picks up each Sar;
re topa and deposits it on the platforl
Is makes one feel that even villains ha,
re their mission to fulfil in this worl'
st Two enterprising Jersymen ha,
<, lust patented IAN apparatus for preser
ING food To our thinking the be
IS, of all ways to preserve food is to tu1
~ a pair of good healthy childr0 loo
re in the pantry three times day. No:
to of your aparatusus are needed whe
in they are.
ne Some one ruminates sadly in Il
nc Chicago Journal 1.-THE white glow
beau Of last night. leaning over Il
~ ballustrades and twirling his sill
NC mustache. may next month be fon
us fond husband leaning over an
u. stove, and preparing cup of mornl
ny, coffee for thin-lipped woman with
oI hawk bill nose put on bias.
Or. bye enjoyed ourselv
a so much!' Host-s'SOrry you a
ID, going now, can't we persuade 20
int how the time has flown hope we sh
a soon see you ag-" Coachman (c'
md fidentially)--"Wili OF make 'em
he late for the train. sort can asy-
M. His Master tin dumb show). IF
ery dare. sir! Drive like the
is An Omaha girl recently married
md man whose features were nearly
secured by heavy growth of whiske
do. Now" she said. at the conclusion
and the marriage ceremony. my first a
the iety is to get that hair off your face
that can see what you look like.
have married a pig in poke so faI
1iSt YOUR features are concerned.
nus barber had q call that day.
40 s.You'll never marry again. SUI
oil YOU grieve so after lick. Was it twl'
,t;a. you tainted. or three timer at
&c gravel BLESS ye soul, Sary, it