The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-04-27
HOrse-CleanIng MachInerT.

Cleaning Machinery. n
A new invention is being tested
here for rhorse-cleaning by machinery.
A revolving brush Of bristles Is work.
Ell on the same principle as those
used in the great hair-dresser's estab-
lishments, with the exception that /
the rotary motion can be reversed by /
means of spherical handle, which /
can be put at any angle. The saving 4
OF time is enormous as compared i
with grooming by hand, and the ma
chine Is said tn do the work much |
more thoroughly than the man. The |
first trial of the machine took pl ace |
st Agricultural Hall the OF her day, |
and the results were entirely satisfac- !
tnry.-Grdphic London Letter.
Take care of the pennies" Look
well to your spending. No matter
what comes 10, if more goes uut you /
will be always poor. The art is not |
in making money, but ia keeping 10. /
Little expenses, like mics in 3 barn, |
when they are many, make great |
waste. A fool may make money, but |
Ii needs wise man to spend it. Re- |
member, it Is easier to build two |
chimneys than to keep one going. II |
you give all to back and board, there |
is nothing left for the savings bank. |
Fare hard and work hard when you |
are young, aud you will have a |
chance to rest when you are old.
A Detroit lady was trading at g /
Woodward avenue dry goods store |
the other day, when she ran short Of |
money and asked the clerk to put the |
balance on tho books. He cheerfully |
agreed, and said be would send the |
bill to her husband. "You'd better |
send it to me-" she said, as he figured |
up the cost. HI've got peculiar hus-
band. If that bill reads $I1 for sugar,
coffee and tea, he'll give me the |
money without word. If it reads |
for balance on dry goods, he'll see you |
In Texas before he pays you. Make it /
out for groceries. It is my duty as q 1
good wife to pander to bis feelings"
He was lodger in an unpreten-
tious Brooklyn boarding house, and |
for several days the landlady's daugh-
ter, a sentimental maiden of thirty
i've, bad teased him to write some |
thing in her album. He at last con-
sented and penned the following |
'As the hostility to dogs diminishes |
the quality Of hash improves" An |
explanation was added in these 4
words 81 never could make rhymes, |
Miss Giles, and when write poetry |
have to express it in prose-"
Mr.. Stewards friends say that the
amount of his charitable gifts has /
been very large. and the full extent OF /
his bounty will never be known, as 4
in many OF his benevolent acts be /
avoided most carefully anything like /
osteDtation. 1t Is stated that he was ]
very generous to his poor aequaint- |
ances in Ireland, and hardly q steam
er crossed the ocean that did not cod
vey money to some poor family he /
knew to be in distress.
| Senator Hamlin has been in Con
/ gress over Q quarter OF century, and
now be is obliged to make the humil- i
iating confession that, when his pos
tai oil passed, he was not aware that |
third-elass mail matter included
newspapers. Senator Hamlin may
not be aware either that the effect Of /
bis bill is to make the cost OF sending
q daily newspaper with supplement- a
few miles by mail equal to the first
cost OF the paper to the people.
An April fool joke in Brooklyn was
the sending of uotieeS TO forty elergy-
men that their services were requir-
ed for wedding at the Pierrepont
House at P. N. Mr.. Beeeher made
DO sign, Tslsmage and the Rev. DR..
Storrs sent word they were engaged, I
but thIrty-Odd victims did collect.
witness dissOiving views OF fees, and
depart solemnly with long faces de-
elaring that it was a good joke.
A monster building, to be called the
Atlas Hotel, containing I,5OO rooms
and intended to accom- mOdate 8, 900 /
a day, is to be erected IN PhiIadelphfa
for the school teachers and societies
OF the different states, who will be
entertained there st an expense of not
more than $50 a day. Those who
want cheap board are advised to turn
school teachers.
Nothing else Ia the world will
bring that same ghastly expression to
q mans face that fits over his counte-
nance when in the midst OF a gay par
ty he suddenly remem bers that he has
left his handkerchief at home on the
bureau, and will have to go out and
wipe bis. nose on the side Of the
house.
The DInblry NsaOs says that when
you can't find q match in the safe,
you can be sure that there are at least
two rusty sersws, a eOrrOded peo, and
four tacks in there. The humber Of
taeks may occasionally vary, But II is
believed that the other figures are In
variably e1rreet.
The officers OF the OIio AMI MissIs-
sippi road have adopted a rule that
they will have no mao 10 their EN-
plOY who drinks intoxicating liqu0rs,
and that they will discharge any one
who knows OF one Of the hands doing
80 and does not inform them Of the
fact.
There are experts oa all manner Of
subjects in these days Of litigation. A
woman testified at Norwich the other
day, in turkey case, ard declared
she knew these turkeys "by their
walk, their eoanteuanes, and their
manner Of rOOsting." Ii
We never stand by when a woman
enters hardware store, shuts her
teeth together, and inquiries the price
OF Them 'ere iron handled rolling
pins" without feeling there is rest
beyond the grave for her husband.
The Chicago man who stepped be.
hind pair Of mules be intended to
purchase, asked with much feeling,
when he was picked out OF the gutter
''if the derrick killed anybody else ?i'
While an Iowa woman was strug-
Cling in the water aud likely 10
drown, her husband yelled out
"New bonnet-svim for life ~ and
she kicked out and safely reached the
shore.
Caleb Cushing is not the Oldest ex-
Cabinet Minister living. He was sp-
pointed Attorney- General 10 1853, but
George Bancroft was appointed 5eere-
tary Of the Navy in March, 1915
A physician boosted at dinner that
ne cured his own hams, when one Of
his guests remarked doctor, I'd
sooner be ycur ham than your pa
tient."
If you would be known and not
know, vegetate IN 3 village; IL you h
would know and not be known, live
I'm city.
TFvou vzouId nass for n,o-a than