The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1876-11-30
GLEA NINGS.

Why IS Christmas IKE general HIS
take! Because it is d comm nearer
common error).
It is worthy of remark that when
Dom Pedro went to call on the Sultan,
his wife insisted OIL going along with |
| him.
| A man-1nilliner drives one OF the |
finest teams in London. He certainly |
! should know how to handle the rib |
| bons.
spurseon says that men with |
suuealxv boots ought not TO come 20
church That's the reason SO many
don't.
Some letters of the alphabet seem TO
have their own appropriate anu alsLihc-
tive cOiors. as. for Instance. red i, Dlue
j. green t. etc.
A little fellow earnestly explained 70
another, that camp-meetlng was d
place where they have Sunday every
day in the week.
It is not considered d subject OF
laughter in New Haven to see a young
wonlan prowling around with cow
hide. looking after theological stu
dent.
:
10 within an hour after you loose
, sight of MIN. but you can safety pet
he Will not do what you want TO nave
him do.
. New York Commercial \ MI.
Brandy has become a newspaper pro-
: prietor in the interior of this state.
BRANDY in the interior is always goods
1 You know.
: Every heart knows its own misery,
Z she said. as she looked into the nest
g and saw that those Cochin eggs winch
G cost IS per dozen had hatched out Mus
> coyy ducks.
Huxley contends that frog IS only
4 bird without feathers and SO a flsh-
ball mnst be only base ball with the
: cover knocked of. and stone Is only
!. an apple dumping gone to seed.
A teacher in one Of the mission Sun,
: dav.schools Of this city asked pupil on
= sunday where the spirit OF the Lord
told Philip to 90. The young hopeful
: said naiyely. ITO the Centennial.
: Chicago gas rates have been reduced
q 10 81 50. Courtships. however, are
j. still conducted with very eXaggerat'
! ed idea OF economy. as the Young PEG
Il Die put out the lights and SIT N the
J. dark every chance they get.
Il Scene in a New York police court
r Judge. Prisoner, find you guilty OF
|. intoxication IN the public streets. Ths
b punishment is ten dollars or ten days
s. Which will yon take p Prisoner
n II will take the ten dollars, Your hon
'g or.
ID At M examination Of girls for th'
Il rite es confirmation in the Eplscopa
ne church, In answer to the question:
e. what is the outward visible sign 0
s, form in baptism p the reply OF
sc bright little theolo5ian was, I'm
H. baby, sir.
y 4 little hov in the infant class o
i a sunday school was asked by HI
:" teacher whether he had learned ally
thing during the week. 'sOh, yes.
~ said he. Nv hat have you learned
~ Never to trump your partner trick
~ was The reply.
J. somebody III a distant part of tn
s state wrote 10 the White County Ark
-, Record inauiring where the Rev. II
H. ward Thompson was, ana got the II
~ lowing raplv.-.sThis is Bruddt
he il lNIlIaDU. now III jail AoA 1ATsAAAsre
!, \ poor colored woman > money.
th- That explosive machine has actt
like magic IN reforming the haggat
lur snasher. The tenderness and ca
ow with which lie now picks III each Sar
are tora and deposits it an the pla.for
,ys makes one feel that even villains IA
err their mission to fulfil in this woTi
est Two enterprising dersymen ha
rk, lust patented IAN apparatus Tor preser
lnr food. 70 our thinking the be
us, ii all WAYS to preserve food Is 10 tn
ing 4 pair IF good healthy children loo
ore in the pantry three times day. No
+ tn sc your aparatusus are needed whe
II they are.
me Some one Eliminates sadly in {
hc Chicago Journal The white glov
: beau 81 last night, leaning over {
- hallnssrades and swiriing his sil
aAe mnstache. uaag next month pe for
- fond husband leaning over Al
eas stove. and preparing = cup ri morni
e s@ ! coffee for thil-lipped woman viii
-. hawk bill nose put OH bias.
,er. Guest. Goodbye enjoyed oursel'
r 90 mach r. Host-.'sorry YOU I
I'D going now. cant we persuade W
chs how the time has flown hope we 81
81 j soon see yon ag-- taachman ia
dn,l tidentially y--~Nill Oh make en-
tho late for the train, ser | can asy---
en- His Master in dumb sfovl- If .
.ary dare. sir Drive ike the-
{ y An Omaha girl recently married
anu man whose features were nearly
scured hv heavy growth ~ whisks
1do. Now. she sad, at the conclusion
land the marriage ceremony. ..sny llrst a
the iefv is 10 get that hair Of your facs
that can see what you look Ike.
have married PIG in poke - fal
sais4 yoar features are concerned.
Rhos barber had cal that day.
, ae you'll never marry again. 81
.,.ff yo,a grleve 80 after Izick- Was il wi
49, vaQ tainted. or three timer at
g. rraveT7 Bless re soul. SaTv. Is