The New Orleans Democrat., 1876-05-13
THE MAN NITR A Ne>E.

The man with a nose has been abroad!
and heard great many things recently.
lie does Rot propose to say all that he
has heard. nor to tell all he knows. ex-
, cept palatable things. Yes: bat. vou
may observe, what is 3ealatahle for one
man may be Qaite unpalataale for an
other. This is indeed frue, observes our
Nosey friend ii IS even Ndilemmatical -
b0t where is the dilemma that cannot
be avoided? He answers that the re-
Qalremeuts ot human nature enioin man
not TO improve on nature itself. The
potter frequently needs the sunshine
when the gardener NoQl5 have rain !:
hot even = gigantic gQaDaco Umbgell la
would ne accept as . compromises. But
ms Is getting e13 s1latje9,e as the French
WoQla say. al a snail pace
speaking Of peramhGlation reminds
Os OF TIE ionIcfagtgaan Rallraad. rot
+ tbat tae trans are Toe ssa~ ga the ,~ssa-
'rars. tAfy are fast and the cars quite
comfortable. Bat Nosey had sore Toe
on tao eventsal occasion when Win
laGrSs ''GampRrod those who call il
the "Daaleless force" give il a m}sno-
Wer--ha5 the effect Of provoking a few
1 bioNln2 2-ages on the part Of lTate wives
aud mothers who had TO keep warm
their husbands and son S dinners on
that afternoon. We were saying tha;
NoseS had a sore soc. caused by a plen-
tifal crop OF 6orns aud cunions, which
made Is very 6lsaS STeeable for him 10
walk from The Washington Hotel to
Iriscoai's. when the track was SUI I
lciently repaired 10 save that distance 4
10 the visitors to the lake. II there was
nothing else 10 prove that the Pontehar- /
train Railroad had Dojhlne TO do with /
the "2asnphvol. P" this want Of accom- A
moaation would he sufficient 10 fling
back the es&aTge into the teeth Of daring
tra0QceTSs
another cfa similar kind Ne intention
IS meant &c create a new philosophy os
mental nateral solution Il is simply a
fact NoseN wishes TO state. He under
stands that Il Is contemplated by the
New Orleans City Railroad COMPANY 10
issue tickets from any point OF the city
and retuTa al TWENTY-FIVE cents the
round trip. The matter, however. j
only in chIssalis form. and may develop
into a hgaliant-hue tiger or a dall.
moth-fiv to be crushed
unto death in the interest Of winter
garments laid up for the season, i
Doctor CAastant will not be called 10
hold an inquest, his limits being well !
defined. as he has shown recently But !
there IS something else that interests the
Coroner OF t3e ppeg Districts il is the
annoyance which he has to undergo
every tine murder Is committed. First
be haS 10 halG the inquest, then ~ give
evidence before the Municipal Court, :
then before the Grand aurN ana AGAIN
And the Doctor rightly thinks that even :
though the law requires il, it is absurd J
The man With nose lS Of the same
opinion, a.Ns4 e,a believes, like the Doctor.
hat these eases E4S-~tt ssc transferred
siTectlY from his Office IL the Grand ,
lUTY, thereby avoiding delay and con =,
siderable annoyance ana loss q time ;e |,
ne witnesses There can pe no leasti- l
nate objection 10 the proposition ot the
-ovoaer a least none IS apparent.
Judge Lyaoh would certainly moi IN z
eTfeCe arbitrarily IN this matter. mas 2
much As a good many ot our LAWYERS y
IRE beginning 10 think him s. pretty a
,QUare nlan-So they say although
lmQUlsiye and rough A re-
}sec:s3ble membeg ot the bar was say s.
ne recently that Barney had expressed Q
himself determined 10 ,.ct fairly and in .
lie interests Of the people, and thai he 4
ccepted his new position with the sole Il
lew Of doing what is right. and he
Eould under no circumstances allow
imself 10 he dictated to except by the /
aw. The change in the atmosphere Of il
lie Superior DiStTic: Court which must \
eSult from these professions Of faith. 4
hoUla they be carried out, will &
e healthful indeed. Certainly the al
ono1able Judge has fine opportunity II