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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-08-24
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measure the best for ~; not the ri test ob
gallon 10 ke OF Keep Any Of Keeps shirts unless per.
ferty satisfactory, 5l BrOsdwIy anu s2l Arch e.
pm nllaI
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merit Mast Reap Reward.
And no IL 10 win Quhrk's Iris Tea, ths gteef
s.doss .sn:sy. j, SsS sSsts " ssAss ssS h sssa y
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G,as ano 6 otl,,s.

TIyEAS- Tea ami coffee dealers, Doth city and coun;
nv VIII nnd II greatly 10 tneir advantAse 20 eau
on us before purchasing eewhere great bargains are
ofe d agents wanted. a. a anl Java Tea anu Cot
ier co. 2UI Water ~ corner Of Futon 81.
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Z ust ano Souno.

JNOpNDmTvo hunting dogs on FRIDAY morning inc
II 18Th. The owner can IA. We them Oh detcrl0ing. An1
anw.ra wan ed. cHAs. BoDkAsTfDT, Asl ufahsn
av. bSoeklyn
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The following were the opening highest, lowest and
7. NJ. closing prices OF stocks today
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Drp e0oo.

II EEp'- PATENT partly made dr-ss shirts, the
~ very pest 4 Tor 81 can I've nnshed as easily as
b mm N. a handkerchief 57i Broadway, and ga Arch
81 PhladelUha.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22

nYch povah. A k tomu byl maietnikem
pozemk1v, statkafem. Jak tedy iinakl
Byl spanilym, dokonalym, vytecnym, o
brarej ho jak cbracei.
Ctyfspfezna po5ta zastavovala Sc "a h.
dinu. Bylo mn6 odjeti postou ctyfspfez
nou. ,Zalezitosti me tax Sc staly piln6,
Re neni lie ami okamzeni prodliti,' tax
dim skladaie sv6 v6ci,
Teprv sed6 kocafe postovnim, mohl
sem pfemysleti chladn6ii pfisel jsem 0
PAM Croquettove k teto zaverce, ze neni
nez syrchovanS dokonala Francouzka.
,Svetozor."
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22

L%D1 0ftytVIWSfcN ON 4 eoyo1tetJ'
(Dokonceni.)
Odvetila, ze sem pills laskavy a pfive
tivy, ze il prokazuji cest atd. KazdJ
zdal Sc radovati, krom jedineho toho kni
raka, kterem sem sc prve zminil. Wy
sokonosy to chap! Rozvaloval Sc po
sot6 nedbalym ledabylym zpdsobem.
TIE noci sem 81 We SVEN pokojiku -
nejpekn6jsim to pokojiku ma celem svete,
ucinil spasitelne pfedsevzeti, totiz ze Sc
upfimn6 domluvim pani Croquettovou.
Bylo myslence te cos lakaveho; snad,
10 sc da do place.
vstanu rano - bylo to slunecne, k
smifeni jako stvofene jitro = a vyidu do
zahrady, kdez sem spatfil hospodyni, ana
pofada sve kvetiny. Zde sem sc chtel
kaiicne pfiznati ke vsem svym hfi-
chdm. Opatfil sem Sc nejvybraneisi ky
tici, jakou sem mohl dostati cd sousedni-
no kvetinafe pc korne sem j il podal
iakozto zavdavek miru, ona milostiye j
pfijala.
Starry 1smev SO navrdtil, starry dojima.
w zpdsob objevil Sc Ease.
SINE nyni Ease pfatele,' pravila poda-
vajic mi ruku; ,ale vzdyt SINE nikdy ne.
byli nepfatele.'
l
,Aniz kdy budeme,' dolozim ia.
,Kdoz viz vece ona. Mon Deu, vceri
ste ma mne hledel tax nevrle, az sem 81
polekala.'
,Opravdup odpovedel sem, zarazen na'
svou vlastni hrnbosti. Tot ami men
moznep
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" lille. y

die anglick6ho od Pfi6yslavy.
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sluAka, skoro take tax staff, jake jejich
PAM, jsouce cell 1zasem dojati.
Sluha byl stafec plnym bilym vou.
sem, postavy vysoke, slime jest6 Prime
kteryz byl zajist6 We valkach vendesky ych
statnym bojovnikem znamenitym pro-
tivnikem ,modrych'
Suzka byla jake ntiaka guvernantka
Jez ma ma starosti zaroven kuchyni a "a
roven jest komornou.
Tyto dv6 bytosti chilly cel6 sluzebnic-
two stare baronky Kermadeku; pfitte-
NELL k MIN maleho skotaka, jenzsice Ii
vii Sc bydlel We dvofe, avsak poneivice
travil zivot zamku, jejz 81 majitelka je
no byla oblibila.
jest pani baronka Kermadeku zam-
kuF tazala SO pani Beaupreau vystupu-
JIG vozu.
PAM baronka nevychazi nikam.' odpo
v6d6l stafec, jenz SO jmenoval Yvon; me =
opustila bohuzel jiz po cely rok lenosku.'
A ma to vedl Terezi a dceru jeff do zam
ku, kraceie dvorne pred mimi, jako spra
vec vzneseneho domu, ienz 81 jest vedom
d6lezteho ufadu sveho.
Paul Beaupreau kracela neiprv6 ten.
nou SIM, dlazdenou sedymi velkymi ka-
meny, jez byly nohami minulych pokole-
nj leskle ochozeny; potom vstoupila do
velkeho salu dob Ludvika XIV, :, soudilo
Ii Sc tax die vybledlJch calound, zpukfe-
leho nabytku eernych podobzen rodin
nych, pfedstavujicich zemfele Kermadeky
v jejich zbroji, rochetach prelatskych ane
DO obleku dyornim.
Zadu otevfel bretonsky Kaleb dvefe 0
dvojich kfidlech ohlasoval
PAM slecna Beaupreaup
Matka dcera pfekrocily prah vstou
PLY do loznice, niz baronka travila III.
vot nude Sc aneb ctouc rytitske romany,
.ez il vzdy velmi zajimaly, ma jichz "a
klad6 vmyslivala Sc do idealniho zivota a
zahan6la trpkost pfitomne chvile.
Baronka Kcrmadeku byla lena stare
no dvoru, celem vyznamu slova; bylat
cestnou damon Marie Antoinetty z1sta-
la stale pres vsechnu revoluci neoblomnou
hajitelkou DOLBY stare ylady. Jeji kroj,
JEFF spdsoby, JEFF mluva nezmenily sc v
nicem.
M6la ma sobe Sat brokatovy, piedu o.
tevfeny, pudrovala ST ka2dy den rano bi
ly vlas pfikladala 81 stranou ma ret ma
plastek, davala Ii malou hostinu nGkte-
rym starym soused6m. Obedvala vzdy
o polednach, vecefela sedmi hodinach,
nedovolovala nikdy, aby nejmensim
pfekrocii stafi sluzebnici pfisnou etikettu
a davala 81 cd hosti ruce libat.
Mluvila mimo to tax, iak mluvivalo Sc
We Versaillich pred pdl stoletim, vyjadfo-
vala Sc velmi svobodn6 o kraIi, kralovn6
a princeznach, stala ma SVEN, ably Sc Lud
vik Flip nenazyval kralem, nybrz vevo-
dou Orleanskym shledavala, ze mlady
duchovni sousedni fairy ma nazory pills
revolucni cd toho easu, kdy pfi triktraku
Sc vyjadfil, 10 jsou pied Bohem vschni
lid6 sob6 rovni.
OStatne byla pani z KermaGek libezna
stafena. Pres to vse, 10 jiz citala ctyfia
Osmdesat let, nebyla nj hlucha nj kratko
zraka, mela vybornou pamet, pamatovala
81 vyborne lidi i udalosti, byla bystreho
iucha nejmileisi spolecnici dvou neb til
kavalirI, ktefiz byli n6co malo mladsi
nez ona sousedstvi zili; byl to jmenovi-
to pan Lacy, velmi naruzivy lovec, jenz
obyval nedaleko zamek jmenem Manor.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22
KINGSFORDGV
OSWCSO kukuriCni SkrOb.

ma puddingy blame mango,
zmrzlinu ect,
Jest pdvodni - zalozeny 184S. Ia
chovava pov6st svou co Gistsi, siln4isi a
iemnGj5i nez kter{koliy jiny skrob, budiz
81 nazev ieho akykoli.
Stevenson Macadam, Ph. d. q c. nei-
lepsi autorta na poll chemie Europe,
pecliv6 rozlozil skrob tento soucastky
ieho nalezl iej zdravym zivnym.
Navod k d6lani pnddingu iinych j,
del jest ma kazdem Iibernim pakHcku.
az Ma prodei II vsech velkych grocerd
"a - so
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22
A M + RICK f
M OdridlO
pro pradelny a dOmaCnOst,

American Ultramarino Works.
Newark, n. Y.
Nase modfidlo jest neIlepsi ia svete.
Ono Sc nerozbiha po pradle, neobsahuie
zadne skodIiv6 latky Jest uAvano We
vSech velkych pradelnach iak pro svou
dobrotu TAX pro svoii laci. Hodi Sc w
tecn6 k bileni. Prodava Sc paklif kach
10 ctd. ieden. Ma prodei u kazdeho gro
cera. Ptejte Sc vzdycky po Americkem
modfidle.
Office: William Str, New York.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22
Cena 25 ctI.
OZllalllky.
SO VYDANI.

Obsahuje 1plny seznam vsech onech
NEST We Sp. Statech, territory Canady,
ktere die posledniho scitani lidu v6tsi o.
bYvatelstvo citaji nez 5000, iakoz Sc
znam jmen vsech easopisd vychazejicich,
kter6 onech mestech nejv6tsiho rozsife-
nj mali. - Taktez obsahuie seznam case
pisu, lenz sc oznamovatelGm k OMAN
kan odporucuji co nejvice miste dotyc
mem rozsifeni nejlevnejsi ceny mali.
Dale otsahuie vSechny casopisy We Sp.
Statech, jenz vychazeji takovych mi
stech kde ie pres 5000 obyvateld.
Konecne vsecky nabozenske, hospodaf
ske, vedecke, primysln6, medicinske,
svobodOzednicke, paedagogicke, obchod-
nj pojistovaci Car opisy.-Soudni, spolko
We, muskalni, modni a jine odborni novi
ny v nejspolehfivejsim seznam Du!ale
dplny seznam pres 800 n6meckych no.
vim, ktere vychazeji We Sp. st. - Vysve.
tleni vyhlaskach, mnoho cenniki ohla-
SEX, yse CO ohlasovateldm tfeba vedeti.
Adresujte ma
Geo. p. ROWell & Co.,
Al Park Row.
New York.
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nejlePsi skrob b ma sv6tG.
Dava krasny lcsk pradm, kdezto roz
dill mezi cenou tohoto a obyceineho skro-
bu jest sotva pal ctu pfi prade Pteite
Sc po mem vaseho grocera
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22

neZazivnOSti
nafouklOst zacpu pGsobf. Kdyz ty
kapky odstrani latky, ktere t6zkoeti ty
pisobi, vypudi take pfiznaky 1kazy ne
moce, ktera pramene toho vyprYstila,
jako ma pf. kolikove brisnf bolesti a uli-
mani, jakoz boleni hlavy prsou, zavrat
tlaceni pustotu hlav6, tm6ni mzika
nj o6ich sklitenost prsni, obtizn6 dy
chani, ktere jest zvlast6 hypochondristdm
06zkomyslnym) tasto osudne.
Prot: Sc m Dol e tenn, jez u n.
ke pohlavi tax zhusta trapi.
Prot: plnokrevnosti,
b e d nici
t6z k mys nosti,
uzkostlivosti
t6zkostem zaludetnih
IN dlob am,
bolestem hlavy
1dd,
klepani srdce,
loutGnce.
PROT: kataru a slime rymt, KITE.
ra Sc zvlast6 rychle vy6ci, protoze kapkJ
ostry, zacpu pdsobiei slem trhaii vyma
Sui.
PROT: zan6tliv6mu a choronick6mu
reumatiznau, prot dine (gichD a vst
likym zluGnim, remittuiicim intermittu
iicim zimnicim, prot nemocem kreV
MIN, ledvin m6chyfe. Proti
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22

Pro &C. S Il 6
vySt6hOyalce.
HAMBURSKO-AMER PARO.
PLAVEBNf SOOLECNOST.
Hamburg Amerikanishe Packetfahrt
Actien Gesellschaft)
Prima pOstOvni parOplayba
HAMBURkEM A NEWYORkEM
po slavn6 osv6dcenJch velkych postov-
Mich parolodich
F0mmerania, Tzuringja, Silesia, Frjsia
WestphaLia, CSnebria, Holsatia, Ham
naonia, Suevia, Goethe, Herder, LeSSing
Wielamd, KLQpSt0ck, Geltert, atd. atd.
PO tGChtO lOdiCh Sc nikdy
nepres ed Il.
aay" Lodni vypravy konaj Sc Ham
burku do n. Yorku kazdou stfedu a z N.
Yorku do Hamburku kazdy Gtvrtek.
Z jara a ia podzim konaji Sc Ham,
burku do Nov6ho Yorku q z N. Yorku
do Hamburku mimofadne vypravy v
sobotu.
feplavn ceny:
4 Hamburku do Noveho Yorku:
1. kajuta 1920 zlata, 2. Kajuta S72 zlata,
mezipalubi $50 papirech.
z Nov. Yorku do Hamburku:
1. ka;uta $50 zlata, 2. kauta 500 zla
ia, mezipalubi $50 v papirech.
D6ti cd - 10 rokd plat polovicku,
kojenci Hamburku do N. Y. 81 20 z
N. 7. do Hamburku bezplatn9.
V Hamburku poda blizsi zpravu gene
ralni jednatel August BOlten, VIM.
MILLER'S NachfQlger 33 q 81 Admi
ralitetstrasse, kde Cechove nadou sve-
no rodaka
p. JOScfa PastOra.
V New Yorku podaji blizsi zpravu ge-
neralni jednatelove
KUNHARDT CO., 81 Broad Str, NY,
@. B. RICHARD & BOAS, 81 Broad.
way, iaKoz vesketi iich jednatelove po
Spojenych Statech.
Ces Ky ied mattel pro Cleveland, O.
L.. j. PaIda, IJ3CrotOn Str.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22
\. Vogeler & Co
Baltimore, Nd.
VcrcjnG dikuvZdani.

Sister Clara, O. S. v, Carrolton,
New Orleans, La.
Jelikoz vase ,,Hambursk6 kapky" ne
en- mne ale jinym dobfe poslouzily, ne
mohu nez vyjeviti vam uznani svoje a OBJ
jednavam pfi tom novJch dvacet lahvi
Neslysel isem nikdy jeste, ze by ide
tax dplne s leky spokojeni byli, jako isou
k ap k ami dra Augusta Koe.
n ga. Vsichni lide Sc tomu tesih, ze
jsem kapky dra. Augusta Koeniga me
ste zavedl. Tes mne sam6ho, ze isem
takoveho neco vyvodl. Go lide mich
pravi, dovite Sc zevrubneji nektereho
pfilozenych listkn. v lcte
Andreas Wadl.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22
Dyspesii,

nebo obtizn6mu zazivani boleni hlavN
boleni zadech plecich, stisntnosti pr
son, kasli, kyselemu fihani, zavrati, cd
pornosti ustech, bolestem zluGAim, boil,
stem okoli ledvin a stdm iinych il.
nych nemoci a jich lkazdm, vznikaicin
re spatneho traveni.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1876-04-22

w n e e.
Co prostfedek prot nemocin, .iako:
Solnaty tok, kozni vyrazeni- i
ma, os frost krve, pok azenJ Ia
lu d k paleni ia by,
Nejvy bornejsi lex proti n E.
m c IN ater, 8 leziny a zlnee.
Spolehlivy lex proti
bOIeni hIavy
vSeho druhu, dychavicnosti zapachu
1st.
Osytdceny lex pri vsech zenskych ne
mocech, hIeduicce, zloutenici, zkazen6 kr-
We zaludkovych kfeci.
Jisty prestfedek prot zimnici rheu-
matismu.
Uzivdni iedn6 lahve AugsburgskJch
kapek usetri vet5ich vyloh "a leky.
25 ctd. "a lahev aneb ) lahvi "a $1.O0
K dostani V kazde pofadn6 lekarn6 neb
pfi zasldni obnosu, z hlavniho skladn pro
Ameriku Cd
yE ECrUsf ekaUalanh A
Pioche daily record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1872-1876, 1876-07-06

voice and was followed by W. W..
Bishop as the Orator of the Day.
As we publish the Grafton in full in
today g issue, those who had not the
pleasure Of hearing it will have good
chance to-day to read it, although they
will miss the delivery. which was done
in fine style and was interrupted by
frequent burst of applause.
At the conclusion of the exercises. the
Lexington Guard fired the Federal
salute of 10 guns. The procession
formed again in order, the Lexington
Guard escorting the various fire com.
panies to their respective houses, which
wound up the public exercises Of the
day. The Lexington Guard closed
ceremonies of the day, by firing sun
set salute Of 100 guns.
Pioche daily record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1872-1876, 1876-07-06

SOLE AeEScY.-w. r. Wilson is sole
agent for San Francisco Post. Daily En-
terprise, Salt Lake Tribune and Eureka
Sentinel. Also dealer in California and
New York newspapers, school books.
stationery. music, cigars and tobacco,
next door to Dexter stables. tt
les Ice IcE Us. D. MARITIME once
more announces himself as being in the
field with large supply of fine. clear
ice, which will be sold at a reasonable
price. Leave orders at Fulks L Nc
Alpin's.
If you want any tin ware, sheet iron
and copper ware manufactured or repair
ed, and also plumbing at very low prices,
| go to ]. j. Halpin & Co., who employ
none but hrst-class workmen. tt.
MILLINERY Goops.-I have on hand q
large and nice assortment of trimmed
hats for ladies and children, which will
sell at cost prices.
I'm Mas. WARD. Lacour st.
DIR. J. 8. HAMMovD has established an
| olhCS ONCt tuC Dtdtc Dhuh. IScSioChCo"
E. R. Clute's house, Cedar street.
W. R. WILSON continues to sell ice.
Leave orders next door to Johnston
stable.
CoaNAc, brandy. fine whisky, Holland
gin, and old Jamaica rum, at T. G. Pou.
jade's. If
FULL assortment of groceries and pro-
visions at T. G. Poujados, Meadow Val.
ley street. If.
IMPORTED sherry, port and claret wines
at Pouiade's. If
FRESH imported Cigars just received
by W. r. WILSON.
w. r. WILSON has an assortment O.
candies. jy1-2t
| TRY the PumerIega Cigar at job,
Shier's. If
Try the favorite brand of Boquet Ci
CARS at John Shier's. If
CHEEsE-Fresh eastern cheese JUS
received at T. @. Poujade's,
BEST brands of Tobacco and cigars q
Poujade's. If
Pioche daily record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1872-1876, 1876-07-06

FRESH Garden Seeds at G.. R. Alexan-
der's Drug Store.
A HOUSE to LET. W. r. Wilson.
HAVE Saw-dust to sell.
II W. r. WILSON
Pioche daily record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1872-1876, 1876-07-06

The greater, great "unknowns" are now
in the field. Also the well-known Pc
naca Saloon, Lacour Street. commences
the second century with all the heated
term drinks and soothing cigars. One
price! One Bit! I'm
BRICK BUILDING. Lacour street. Brick
Building, Lacour street. Orient Saloon.
Orient Saloon. Your Choice, One Bit.
Your Choice, One Bit. Billiards IS
Cents. Billiards Is Gents. Bagatelle
Tables. Bagatelle Tables.
mytf DRoLETTE & HELLowELL.
REMovED.-Robt. Adams tailor, has
removed to Lacour street, four doors
from Main street, In Lynch's block.
where he has on hand large and fine
assortment Of clothes. cassimeres and
vestings adapted to custom trade and
made up ct reasonable rates. Cleaning
and repairing done. Il
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1876-04-26
wise Heads That Didn't Agree.

Because man has lived in a city
all his days no one need imagine that
he isn't posted in all that pertains to
agriculture and horticulture, botany,
etc. Such a man is even better posted
than he who makes it his business to
SOW and reap and prune. A gentle
man living on Fort Street yesterday
employed a gardener to trim up ashade
tree little. The gardener had just
commenced work when a lawyer passed
by and remarked:
"Do you want to kill that tree? If
you don't you had better let it alone
for at least two weeks longer"
The gardener fixed his ladder and
put the saw into a limb, and a doctor
came along and said:
" You'll kill that tree stone dead if
you cut limb off, You ought to
have pruned it three weeks ago."
The gardener had severed two or
three limbs when a banker halted I'M
der the tree and exclaimed:
GOOD heavens! Are you insanel
You shouldn't touch that tree till June,
when the sap is warm! Any fool could
tell you better than to trim it nowp'
The gardener expected such express
sions to be hurled at him, and he kept
at his work without needing them.
Pretty soon clergyman sauntered up,
saluted the tree-trimmer with a pleas
ant "good morning." and added that
it made his heart glad to see a man
trimming. trees in the right season.
He said that the last few days in March
were really the only days in the whole
year when limbs could be safely Topped
off.
The gardener was just finishing the
job when an insurance man, who never
lived day outside of a city, except
to take vacation, came around the
corner, halted, scowled fercely and
said:
"See here! What kind of a gar
dener are you, anyway? If you don't
tie a rope around the body of that tree
the sap will all run into the roots and
the top will die!"
The tree Is still in position to hear
further remarks.-Detroit Free Press.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1876-04-26

and by virtue Of his age and experience
was constantly Oh hand to offer Miss Eva
a thousand nameless attentions; and be,
fore the week was out John declared
that Sam was ''done forl"
"GOne under completely echoed
George, with one of his dismal groans.
Hannah, singing Eva's praises, COM
mended Sans choice, and recommend
ed marriage to all of them as the only
SOLDERING process she was acquainted
with. 1t Is piece of advice, hOwev-
er, that they did not appear inclined to
follow, Notwithstanding Sans happy
lot with the pretty schoOlmistress of
Hollythorn.
She of,en reminds her brothers-in-
law of her unceremOnious introduction
to see the snOw-drift at the dead of
night, and they retaliate with the show
er-bathgiven her by Sam.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1876-04-26
Dying Words

Shed no multeers for me- b. H.
BristOw.
The game is played Out.-[POker
Bob Schenck.
Stand by your pOst-tradershiPs.--
Teat RaTmee.-[ Belknap.
1 am glad that l die young. Il
would be terrible thing to grow old
and sinfIl.-[Williams.
My son, never write letters
[Pierrepont.
This is not suicide, but assassina-
tom John B. Henderson.
If / had only been born twins 1
could have made just twice as much
-[Orvil L. Grant.
Some love to roam DER the dark sea
foam, but as for me, give me worm
eaten hull in a snug harbOr.- Robe
son.
Don't weep for me. Pm glad to
get out of the wilderness. Meet me
on the happy hunting grounds.-[De-
lanO.
Tell B. Butler 1 died happy, by
special request r. H. Dana.
Look not on the still when it Is
crooked John Mcdonald.
They say the streets of the New Je-
rusalem are paved with gold. I want
to CO. Boss Shepherd.
Who would have thought that cold
tongue would kill a MANI Jabber-
ing Jim Blaine.
This is a sacred thing Deacon
Mckee.
A tanner won't last you more than
eight years. BabcOck,
/ go where ''mum's the word -
JOyce.-[S. Louis Times.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1876-04-26
A Book Agent Beaten.

We heard a good story the other day
of the late I. NJ. Talbot, who some
years ago was editor of the Stanford
Dispatch. He was waited on one day
in his office by a female book agent,
who desired to sell him copy of Wells
Physiognomy, and who enlarged on the
merits of the work in the style peculiar
to her class.
"Do you say, madam" said Mr.. T.,
" that this book will teach one how to
read the character and purposes of men
scanning their facial developments? p
Undoubtedly" said the book agent,
who began to think she was sure of
making sale.
"Have You studied it, Madam ~
continued Mr.. I.
"Most attentively and thoroughly,
sir" said the agent, and there is scarce
ly any sum of money that | would be
willing to take in exchange for what l
have learned from it"
"In this case, Madam" said Mr.. T.
can attentive look at my face will con-
vince you at once that | am not going
to buy your book !"
The editor had the sanctum" all
to himself in few moments after that
Lebanon Standard.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1876-04-26
windows i'm Rarns.

A farmer who has profited by ex-
perience writes this sensible para
crap: "In building a new barn, 1
would study to put in all the windows
1 could possibly get in, of course not
making a greenhouse out of it, but IS
many as most folks put into dwelling
houses. 1t is so much better doing the
work in light barn than in a dark
one; cattle are more easily taken care
Of, and are more quiet and better con-
tented in a light place than dark
One."
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1876-04-26
ADVERTISING RATES.


Don't live a single hour Of your life
without doing exactly what is to be
done in it, and going straight through
it from beginning to end. Work, play,
study, whatever it stake hold at
once, and finish it up squarely and
cleanly, and then attend to the next
thing, without letting any moments
drop out between. 1t is wonderful to
see how many hours prompt people
eUntrive to make of day; it Is as they
picked up the moments that the daw-
oilers lost. And if ever you. find your
self where you have so many things
pressing upon you that you hardly
know how to begin, take hold of the
first one that comes tn hand, and you
will find the rest all fall into file and
follow after Ike a well drilled eompa-
ny of soldiers, and though work may
be hard to meet when it charges in a
squad, it is easily vanquished if you
can bring it into line. You have often
seen the anecdote Of the man who was
asked how he accomplished so much in
his life. "My father taught me- was
his reply, "when had any thing to
do, 90 and do it." There is the secret
the magic word "nOw!"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1876-04-26
a House of Our Own.

Next to being married to the right
person there is nothing so important in
ones life as to live under ones own
roof There is something more than
apOetical charm in the expression ofthe
wife: Wehave our cosy house, it is
thrice dear to us because it is our own.
We have bought it with the savings of
our earnings. Many were the soda
fountains, the confectionery saloons,
and the necessities of the market, we
had to pass; many time my noble
husband denied himself the comforts
of tobacco, the refreshing draughts of
beer, wore his old clothes, and even
patched up boots, and 1, o mel made
my old bonnet do, wore the plainest
clothes, did the plainest cooking !;
saving was the order of the hour, and
to have a home of our own had been
our united aim. Now we have it;
there is no landlord troubling us with
raising the rent, and exacting this and
that. There is no fear harbored in
our bosom that in sickness or old age
we will be thrown out of house and
home, and the money we have saved,
which otherwise would have gone to
pay rent, is sufficient to keep us in
comfort in the winter days of life.
What lesson do the above words
teach, and how well it would be if
hundreds of families would heed them,
and instead of living in rented houses,
which take large share of their capi>
tai to furnish, and a quarter of their
earnings to pay the rent, dress and eat
accordingly, would bravely curtail ex-
penses, and concentrate their own.
Better a cottage of your own than a
rented palace.