The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1876-07-14
A MAN or PARTS.
iew Of the stories that viii be Told before
the Canvass il over.

NNw Work sun.
What 90 Won think Of the ticket T
asked Mr.. Magruder, IN the boarding
house. lust night
D Ioler ble. said Mr. Magufin. "Toi-
) er'hie. Down in tho Custom House this
morning, ! saw clerk behind the roun-
ter trying 10 stave OF lot OF fellows
who wanted To ect their invoices vefi-
! fed. asked him what be thought Of IT,
and hc stopped work 20 once.
Think Oft. be said. IT'S blazer.
li'il draw ike a house airc.
Think Governor Hayes viii be q
. Rcformrr =
i1eiormerl ] don't know anything
about that, but just look at his war rr-
cord. ] was in q regiment ihni served
under Hayes At Shiloh. Ihe 6oynrnpg
was q brandi.in' hi- sword aud irrin
thc boys on when along come .aet
'aud knocked or his right arm II luH
shifted his sword 10 hi- ieli ha q, aad o.
lourniquet put on the stump ot hi- rig 4
arm, and then plunged into tie Eight
again. Good ticket shogld s1y sol!
" over in the Apprai-ers Office ]
found the euterprisiug young man thar
used 10 put ile figures IN Charley
lawrence's invoices. asked him what
hc thought OF the ticket.
Think ofits Itsa roarer.
~'Nelieve the Governor vii. pitch in
for heiorny
~ DON'T know what he'll pitch in for;
but will YOU Just east your eve on bis
war record | was in regiment that
served under him ~ Aniietam. TIE
Governor wa. brandishin lis sword and
shouting to the bows to git in. when
along came bullet and snaked oil hi-
LETT arm. Tie Just shifted the sword
over to hi- right hand. had hasty
.tourniquet pui on the stump Ut his len
arm. and then bclted into The hight again.
Draw? He'll draw like blast furnace. !.
Happening I'D ~ the Post Ofice
asked one Of Tie boys who were 'rasilin'
tHe mai.- how The ticket struck him.
-'ltll sweep the counfryr
"'Do yon suppose Hayes viii Reform
tie Government
~'lley didntca'ch tlht;' and the
Noune funn pnf hi, baud up 10 bis ear.
! rep@ted tie question
"'Oh ves, Reform. Wen. now.
really can't .tv whether hc'il bc Re-
former or not; Tent wili yon just let your
eye rest ca his war record ior mo-
mrniy | was IN regiment ihnt served
az Getty sburg The Governor
was Enudishin' his word and hoicriG
to thc boy~ % lct 'Cm.elvcs lnosr. when
infg come 3 bullet aul nrfiel away
.- f-lt g-. Iee Gptwuur oppel
iu- long entu-h % have hi, leg cooper
e.I up. and l'rH DE dove INTO tile hattr
Z -aiu. Good fiehet. iAe country was
CRYING ipr 't.'
-iheu I dropped IN q, one of tho Uni
trd N'te Court rooms. np stairs. aud
asked one oftAe officials nat hc thought
Oi tia tiraet
"a boon 10 The country, sir: sweet
bonn
"1hink he'll root out the corruption
ihlt dciic- the ~cryircy'
just bow much roofing he'll 90 !
arl unabie 10 stale: bun may invite YOU
'o consider ior q moment his war re-
roId, I WAS in regiment thai served
,ndrr Hove. ~ ihc Wilderne~.. lhe
Governor was brarli.iiu hi- sword and
.ailing cn ihe boys tOrR-h forward when
ALONG carne "a sullct and lrnped on MS
.eit leg the tuycrHor Didn't even get
on bi- horse. Tie iu-i tied waist hclt
around the leg and went ahead agnin.
ANil tlie people vote tor him. Ms
.rlend Hny % harr % enlarge the ballot
boxes.
"iu room ar.s the hni ! met
I niied States Marshal making oGt s z
.or extra charges : asked h.m tboa
nr ticket.
"Maeniiicehf be saiA magnificent
"'lnifN the Governor is iikey y to re-
form ihc Administration
Vow. really J hal'n' r'yrn TIC VI
nrm question much UuN rtatinn NrI
let me ASK YOU to ou' ef rarr era
! was in 4 regimen lht .ff1 nde
him at Cold Harbar 0r a.vrrnor
was hrandishin' bis word i eopin
the boys forward. when along came d
: he'll and struck him and tore hm into
fine hash. We raked him into a rubber
and were carrying him a. ihc
bavioac OF the dead. but the Governor
wonldn't have H. tie jumped ont Of
the blanket and sprung on his horse and
w en-, forward. bfandishin' his sword
VIII he be elected Just you wait aud
seeN
Anaiomically speaking. Mr.. Magiu-
der. the Governor il or was man Of
parts: much So. but don't believe they
can get him together ia time for lec-
tion."
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An absent minded editor having