The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1876-09-07
NUN. SO.
SMALL CHANGE.


of sugar put into me-
A crusty old bachelor explains
that the reason a woman puts her
finger in her mouth when she thinks,
is because she cannot think and
talk at the same time.
a young lady was once asked what
business her lover was in and not
liking to say the bottled soda, an
swered, Hes a practicing fzzician. "
Sioux squaws do not wear striped
stockings, three streaks of green
paint are cooler and cheaper.
The poet Street spoke of st he
unwinking eagle" This is non
sense. The eagle is always wing
king.
Nearly all the post offices in Tex
as are in charge of females. 1t works
well that the males now arrive and
depart every hour of the day.
The fly season is at hand, and it
viii cost only three onions to try
the experiment of keeping your pic
ture frames, looking glass frames,
ETC., from being. =. ali
over by flies. Paint your frames
over with the liquid.--Erie Observer.
Wasn't it rough ON Ella, just as
she was telling Frederick, at lunch,
how ethereal her appetite was, to
have the cook bawl out, Say will ye
have yer pork and greens now, or
wait till yer feller's gomez
There is said to be benevolent
gentleman in Boston who gives TWEEN
ty-fve cents-for religious purposes,
every time he swears. He has al
ready sworn a new steeple on the
Presbyterian church, and is now en-
gagged in "cussing up" gift to the
Home Missionary Society.
Don't allow your carriage to rat
tie like a threshing machine. Wash
ers of sole leather on the spindles
of axle-trees will stop the clatter
caused by the "play." A piece OF
rubber put in between the thill iron
and clip will silence matters; and a
little coal oil on the circle or fifth
wheel, will stop squeaking.
At an evening party a woman
may look like an angel, though she
glides through the mazes of the
dance like a spirit clothed with
rainbows and studded with stars;
but you just see her next morning
when she goes out to the fence to
tell the neighbors how 50 and so
looked.
DIR. Franklin says that 'every lit
tie fragment of the day should be
saved" Oh, yes, the moment the
day breaks, set yourself to work
and save the pieces.
Little girl-"Oh, please, sir, I've
brought your Shirt 'ome, but moth
er says she can't wash it no more,
cos she was obliged to paste it up
agin' the wall and chuck soapsuds
at it, it's so tender.
A girl in New York ate four
pounds oe wedding cake in order
that she might dream of her fu-
ture husband. And now she says
that money couldn't hire her to
marry the man she saw in that
dream.
A person who was sent to prison
for marrying two wives, excused
himself by saying that when he had
one she fought him, but when he
got tV o they fought themselves.
The claim recently made in Par
lament that the Sioux were sub
jects and entitled to British protec-
tion was probably due to an i'm
preston that Sitting Bull was
: Johns brother.
Five or six months of married
life, remarks a veteran observer
will often reduce ad irascible man
to such a condition of angelic hu-
mility that it wouldn't be safe to
trust him with a pair of wings.
When a California woman de
feated a lion in a hand-to hand
combat, the neighbors were greatly
astonished, but her husband quietly
remarked: ooh, that's nothing;
that woman could lick the devil
This world is full Of bitter disap-
pointments and sudden trials that
break upon US like thunder from a
cloudless sky, but at no time is the
soul of patient, much-enduring man
so hardly tried as when he goes to
shave himself in a great hurry Sun.
day morning and discovers at the
first pull that his wife had opened
can Of peaches with his razor
Saturday night.
The Terre Haute (Indiana) FIX
press prints the following: "a Ger
man track driver has been enlight
ening some of the railroad mer
concerning the porosity OF boots
: and shoes. "Boys, if you shus
wants 70 get q mighty cool shoes
e don't bny EN- made out Of any an
$ imal vat schweats out OF schweai
: holes, but take the schkin NIT an
animal vat schweats for his tongue
+ and you shust got de coolest boot
:. nit sixteen states.