The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1876-10-20

1T was not hdrTlSOil, Dut 4hoTtou, Via
was running in Indiana. Morton Is
squelched.
TANMANY and anti-Tsmmsny are still
fighting, but both are for Tilden every
time.
The Mikado of Japan wears trousers,
except on State occasions.-Lo'oetI
Courier.
BLUE jean cloth is cheap, wears we'll,
and there's no shoddy about it.
BOUNDING Bob Ingersoll Bedamneth
Boisterously y COmrier-JO"rnal
THE lecturing tour of Henry Ward
Beecher through Canada and that OF
Theodore Tilton through the United
States are termed by the st. Louis Times
Immoral Exhibitions"
A NEW play, called sour Boarding
house." Is running at Chicago theatre.
We Judge from the title that it is merely
rehash of old pieces.-Norr'sfo''"
Heraid.
INDIANA has made Wisconsin and Il
linois fixed Democratic planets. Morton,
Logan and Matt Carpenter will be
thrown on the same dung heap.
New YORK Slm: Trustworthy lnfoT-
nation in regard to the expenditure OF
money by the Republicans in Ohio and
Indiana Is to the effect that it was enor-
mous-iar exceeding anything of the sort
ia the history of eiectOneering in the
country. Yet all the money failed to
save the corrupt party.
HERE now is the problem: If the
Democracy can IN October carry Indiana
by 5000 or 5000 majority with such Il
standard bearer as the uncOuth Hoosier,
"Biue Jeans" Williams, what must ne
their majority in November for sueE "a
ticket as TIIden and Hendricks on t.
reform platform that Is sweeping Il
country?-Ne,c York Express.
IT is q terrible bsckset to young man
who leans forward in n street car Il
whisper sweet compliment to a pretty
girl on the opposite seat to have her pull
an ear trumpet on him, and say, Hey
in tone that starts the horses of on 4
run.
Mr.. TALMAGE, says the New York
Times, is a mountebank by profession,
and when he does things which II
mountebank might do, but which gen
t,eman could not do, he Is only acting AS
"'tis his nature to.
A BINGHAMTON man is suing for Il
divorce from his wife on the plea that
she has glass eye that is always open
at night, and the "aspect makes him
nervous" He coaxed her to close 1t
with red sealing wax, but that only in
creased his terrOr.-ETchaHge.
A BosToN preacher said to his con-
gregation the other day, IN reference to
Mrs. Woodruff, that there are two
Victorias in the world, one at the top
and the other at the bottom of her sex;
let us sing, MY soul, be on thy guard. y
ALBANY Ecen'ng Times.
JAKE" said blushing dsmsel to a
lover that her father had forbidden the
house, Il don't care if your feet are big;
| love you Just ss much" WAL, Sally,
| don't mind SO much about the size OF
nv own feet, but l wish your dads were
little smaller; l should feel more con-
fideat you know, about staying all the
evening"-Erchange.
AN intoxicated Republican entered
Washington square at one o'clock this
morning, and it was daylight before he
could find his way out. When ques-
toned by his better half about his abb
sence, he replied that he chad been hunt
ing tor the Republican majority in In
diana."-N. J. Express.
Mr.. BEEcHER and his admirers talked
politics at length at the weekly prayer
meeting IN Plymouth Church, last week.
o course they are all for Hayes.
THERE is danger of Boutwell, being
ranked as Christian statesman" An
drew Gibney, assistant superintendent OF
the Treasury Department under Bout
wells administration, publishes evidence
to show that the distinguished son OF
Massachusetts, was in the habit OF fur
n,shins his private residence at Wash
inGton at the public expense. Such u
disclosure against II man somewhat IN
vested with the odor of sanctity Is enough
u make Schuyler Coltax take lessons on
the ACCORDION, in order to give vent t.
his teelings-Brookiyn Argus.