Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1876-07-01
STRAY WAITS.

A practical lover in Reading would no
treat his girl to ice cream, bat had hel
vacinated- ,Qa 81 gas7sao' -siroa
Never pariey with alocomotive. A
Kentucky man did the other day. and the
cOw-catcher killed fool.
q Colorado mothers string dead potato
bugs together for beads. The latest
fashion in scarf pins is a pretzel. =
Every man can make himself useful
in this world, if only by holding sun
shade over Young lady who is playing
croquet.
Lawrence jerome says 'you can't be
very bad if you love horse.n They
think i'm Arkansas that depends upon
who OWLS the horse. ;ses
Ardent lovers should take advantage
OF the low railroad fares and get married,
so as to enjoy the honeymoon on an
economical scale. iH q Hgf
An exchange pawntlers on the Eastern
troubles and lucidly rcmar;.s Turkey
is redeemed. At least the Sultan took it
from his uncle" I4
II California man grated slip of dark
red rose bush OIL an oak The result is a
black rose. Brown roses were got. from
a graft OH Il locust.
hen You see mail trying to clean Il
paper collar with Il piece of rubber YOU
can m;tke up y lir mind that he has been
hit by the hard times. s; aaF r5.s
This is Ben Hills brief but forcible ex-
preston of opinion as to the strength of
the nomination OF Hayes and Wheeler: |:
by Cd they got MS again!''
A criminal who escaped in Texas has
written letter 10 an officer of that state.
asking for a pardon. spying that he sspre-
fers pardon and a quiet LIE to stage
Il thought the dcrned thing was a
a water coolcr," remarked a fat lady from
the country the Other. .,lay,when Centen-
NAL policeman ordered her to ..stop fool
ing" with Babccck fire extiiyu:sher.
Dom Pedro says this is very slow
and has written to Europe to
have pneumatic tubes lai,l. lie wants TO
uc popped round and not be yorn,,c,,od to
travel at the snail rate OF so miles an
hour - ''ii'31 fs'il .''st'','tf'
td otfa9a ltfr f,iftey nissrl
The Lawrens county, S. c., grand iury
reported the clerks books all correct. but
a citizen, who had mortgayed his house
Tor Sl.OOl, was surprised to find it record
ed as pledged for the payment of $l,OO0-
)Ol.
"A man arrived in Chicago the other day
With no hair, and a bullet hole i'm the calf
u DIS leg, says he is satisfied that there
$ gold in the Black Hills. lie isalso SAT-
shed that there are Indians in the Black
ILLS. .s. 49,. sgs
A monument is to be placed over the
'rave Of Capt. MolI Pitcher, the
woman who displayed great bravery at |
he battle of Monmoth, OH the 2Sth ofl
une, 1876. She is buried at Carlisle
- aa1a a.7sf9
The Danbury News man PROPOSES tol
ecture next season provided he can find
ONE woman to write lecture for him
MI very good looking one to deliver it.
his shows his delicate considerations for
,cture goers.
what mother lacks i'm skill she makes
p In enthusiasm when she cuts her bows
AIR. The back of his head may look
Ike thunder, but every scollop is bright
sion of devoted affection to the UNDER
anding mind. |.
An lrishman noticing q woman pass S
ong, espied two strips depending from :
lder her cloak. Not knowing that these
ere styled sashes, and i'm the rigbt 8
ace, he exclaimed: Faith, ma'am. Yer i
lluses are untied." t
1t didn't take Dom Pedro long 20 s,Ion y
ratoga.' lie wcntround to all the springs L
q looked the place over, then passing I
c night at the Grand Union, he took
early start for Albany and a trip down 3
e Hudson. &
susan b. Anthony says: "a friend at y
National Woman Suffrage r,o,nS :, +
ied Mrs: Lucretia Mott if she had been S,
the Exhibition. She said: mo. lam
OF the working people, and can't 90 se
til the doors are opened on Sunday. !. :
tones has discovered the respective ma W
es OF distinction and a difference. =,
says that "a little difference" frequent- bf
makes many enemies; while "a little m
[lnctlon" attracts hosts of friends to
one on whom it is conferred. lI'
lrs. Allen, of Omaha, after 27 wears of bu
ldless married life, gave birth to boy. w
IN announcing the happy event to WI WI
relatives in Maine, she wrote: uJ,ony W. W.
e L wandered in lonely ehecrless m;
Dm, but, thank Heaven now / bask in TIL
sunshine. - a II siI alb
o15a saf TIL
ont meddle with the boys. A Troy I,
~ man caught number bathing in eel
ma Oh his premises recently, and Co
ing the clothing of the lads he lid il. oi
awaited developments. The deyeI- hr,
Iell's soon came, for the boys appar- joi
took no notice OF the man. but sol
little while they managed to sur mr. nr
III him, and, getting him away from ant
clOi hes, pushed him into the pond ne,
~ drowning him before he was res of
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