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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-12-22
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DIR. C.. McLANE'S
LIBERATED
LIVER PILLS,
ens fnn 1AAk ~
Hepatitis or Liver Complaint.
iiysrlIslA All sIak HIAltAlitt.

Symptoms Oil Diseased Liver.
)AlN IN The right side, under the
edge Of the riln. increasson pres.
SURE. sometimes the pain i, in the left
side, the lntien, i rarely allie IL liz
TN the left side sometimes the pain
= fell under the shoulder blade, anil
Il irrluenll, extends IL the top al
the shoulder, anu |, sometimes mis-.
taken fin 4 rheumatism III tie arm.
The stulna, Il i affected with lnsS Ill
appetite anti IL kntss Tie bowel, In
general II. .nhtls., sometimes alter.
native with lax. The head Ii troubled
viii, Jain. ACCOMPANIED with il dull.
heavy sensation III The ha.k part.
There il general, atun.idefahle It's,
olmrmoft .ntnnpani.tlMiiha pain.
iul sensation ii having l.ii nndune
something Which, uugh, To have lrcn
done, \ slight. ,lr. cough il some.
tirnts al attendant. The pa,icn,
complains ii WEAKNESS and elcbilii,
he ii easily startled, his fcc, arc cold
Or burning, and he complains oi
prl,kly sensation Ut the skin hi,
sP'f'ls AZ. low and although hc i
sa''a''et' 'l'l' ese'',ss Mon'u DC nene.
fetal to him. YET h. can seareel,
summon mp ioilii,de enough 10 II.
=, II 'a''. ~ als.f'ls'. every rem.
eas sese.ai 81 lhc above symp.
toms a'ae'n .he discase, pnl casts
nass o.e'1ffea Mher. IS" 81 thcmeA.
's.e''' ~ examination 81 the body,
,''s' ae'''h' has shoMD Inc lNtk 10
nave peen extensively defangcd.
1t i AND FEVER.
In. &. MtlANI's LIVER Pulls,
y 49, q AttI All, FLYER. when
taken With Quininc. are productive
ilhr mosl hapr, results. Nobct,ei
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- = ~ - an''stsl
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1NIFHWMNtt, INV ss.s.s.s Ih.W
Drawing AAh Painting nj PrufeH~as's charges.
etudenia received ii any tne during the year,
hut fnr no Shorter period than Ave ntnnths. No
money Fsfuhded Mhsn Withdrawn during TIN term.
trert~d Illness.
\. n. Payment Ii 10 he made IN advance. t1~No
student rstAnEd hi ths tusttniinn Mho~e parent nr
guardian 'is~s hes comply With thss tnte.
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IME Savior had not where ID Inv Hi
inaa. but Hin scriptures .re translated
INTO thousand languages, aud tho
Gfand.st structures ~ tho modern
world ii. tue huMnn iii Hi church and
ilin temples " HA worship.
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foundry and Mnchtne shop.
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Flour and ftcd.
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she ksmhai Fsfnsworths Hank,
Grocery, Fruit and Confectionery
Store.
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hardware Ny0rrs.
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streets
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Lumber Dealers.
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Neat Markets.
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Thla lAiAttutn,s, situated III Tin ninst .i~iinhiiui
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~ the hthuel Nisl@Fa II Nutfs nanis.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-12-22

kindred InpIcs "Ul.n EYkN NAUk NEW :"
tell. how III teslafr lhe eight all Give nr glane~s
without the Ald 1T t,nTiuF ~ Medicine Halt q
million hsse l,e.u tssnsd alt~.A, stoNvuhr
Monograph III iheAe Nhn Mr. sllsleis.l With Nup.
tatv III Mrsnla. .l.MvstulautsAt IMPROVEMENT
" ltrNAs.yt.s 'rslsiv~ IL the snhlrrt III having
psupl. lsotn right. .fNs.iplnuitAL MAnNtAUE'
CIV. ,i.e latest .esen,.lr. ,rraui.ng ~ laws
A Nrtt nAtkMANn, reviewing tnennsldefnse
legislation CONCERNING tle Prevention VI
tusseslAlail "NreNn AvuMNutfA,. IL ktln.
t,.sl Weakness With evidence u ~ durability.
uaLls IL EVERY mother having ilr ests VI small
thlldnn4 .tut.u fEAf, ta,lNvs, prevention
anil satr. An, inc III ilr snsvxnlns lplms
fnhl1.slnn~ II III l.e semi ny mall ls.s. Aqe pre-.
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pilWO9Tm MOusK. corner Film md Mast..
streets
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-12-22

Watches, Clocks and yssOeivW.
AWkNse,n . LOWRY. esst aids " Eiu, street.
No. ~
U1gAA. i. WEnnEN, In Nyssa building. iso
dours nsstl, VI 1fmss ofAes.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-12-22

Tho servants heard him frat, and ran
y meet TIM hall cla, ..lnnatie, with ran.
INK mouth anh wondering oyua. hi,
snspentlcrs langled u his nides. Iii,
nl'ppers had dropped on the way, md
his shirt, hy Your leave, Ind escaped
from tho eoniiins of his panialuons va.
while h. wns attempting nm adjustment
81 hin apparel. thn door III tho wi.luw's
chamber flew OPEN, and tho little luly
popped ont. She was attir.d In i rtl,
&C Anticipation ~, hut II was MO- hanl.
somcly embroidered that 1t were Il nham.
not y CIV II passing mentiun-,,u,l
her facr WINS palliu with fright.
Bob beheld her, md broke forth anew.
!" I POOR Jacks dead. liz rh.l,
tered, while bis ts.ih mllI.d d tnia,n aid
hin lia.IM Hhook like i pm leaves.
80, my darling Jnck my drur, dar.
ling .lak Ii to .lrnu II l4ln wnil.,l.
wringln1 her hanas and gazing lnuutr..
ingiy into hollis fnua.
III Il sinsd, indeed, responded lsuh
whose hight bal given WY ii n.tpnial,.
ment mud ho's rtiif w poker"
Then bring light" nlsn shouted Il
800 AAsAATt - RiH IHsitaA ANnf I0 HOOf
Jack room.
They CANT with Iii. lamp, marching
along IN ainRln lie, with Hnl Iii tile raar
u tho column, the girls silently anhhinr.
md thu lalf tlf.s sud hoar.lrra. VIII, w..l.,
now aroused, rhivnrinR in thu odd morn.
NJ Air. They found the widow weeping
,ver tho rccnml,unt form On thu bed. ani
amenting most wofnlly for her dcuf.
departed jack.
hob listened ID har terms III en,lear
nent, and Witnessed her manifestations
i grirf with much amazeMent, nni III.
mind was quit hnAy with unpleasant
hoa.LtA, Nl.un tlsear occurred Mi.
tnong n bssc'o.llte, anl the .lnal
lan's IT,, erected itself mt, .ittin,
,untuYe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03

A boy of ten went into grocery the
other day, and called for fve~cent bar
Of soap. He left Michel Oh the coun-
ter and started out, but the grocer call
ed, ''See here, boy, this is lead nickel
| don't take such money as this The
boy left the soap, and took up the nickel
without word, but on reaching the
walk, he burst out: 81 told ina he was
not near sighted, but she stuck to it,
and stuck to it, and now I'm liable to be
jailed 80 Detroit Free Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03
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..EE cgoss-EoAns


Where the roads crossed we met,
My love and I,
In the near bay the ships
Tossed heavily.
Lamps were gone ont on EARTH,
But those III heaven
Ifembicd, for two more hearts
That God hath riyen.
Ills accent broke the pause
Ny tongue was tied;
He found last words TO say
My sobs replied.
Then he drew my white face
Up to the light,
And said, @farcwels, poor love
Dear love, good night !"
At the crossroads we kissed
| stood alone.
His was the seaward road,
Mine lead me home,
He called, II shill return.
| knew, not so
Not one in ten returns,
OF those that go.
nreary the great world grew,
And the sun cold.
So Young, an hour ago,
| had grown old.
Our God made me for him:
We love each other,
Yet fate gave him one road,
And me another,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03

'-RoCK OF AGES CLEFT FOR Me
In the pleasant county of Devon, in enc
OF its sequestered passes, with few
cottages sprinkled over it unused and
sang Augustus Toplady. When a lad
OF sixteen and on visit to Ireland, he
had strolled into barn in which an
illiterate layman was prcaching-but
preaching reconciliation to God through
the death of his Son. The homely
sermon took effect, and from that mo :
ment the gospel yield all the powers of
his brilliant and active mind. During
his last illness, Augustus Toplady
seemed to lie in the very vestibule OF
glory. To a friends inquiry, he
answered, with sparkling eye: 80,
my dear sir, l cannot tell the comforts
| feel in my soul-they are past ex-
preston. The consultations of God are
SO abundant that he leaves me nothing
to pray for. My prayers are all con-
verted into praise. l enjoy 2 Heaven
already within my soul" And within
an hour of dying, he called his friends
and asked if they could give him up;
and, when they replied in the affirmative
tears Of joy ran down his cheeks as he
added, ooh, what blessing that you
are made willing to give me over to
the hands Of my dear Redeemer and
part with me; for no mortal can live
after having seen the glories which
God has manifested to my soul And
thus died the writer of the beautiful
hymn, .'Rock of Ages cleft for me.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03
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out change of cars.
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03

A dear old Yankee lady being asked
if she had ever had ears pierced by the
wall of distress, Sal she couldn't just
exactly remember, but she believed it
was done with shoemaker's awl.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03

ssWhas are your resources?' asked a
lawyer of a man whose business he was
winding up .six grown daughters, :
he Replied "Well, said the lawyer,
don't yon think it time you wer hu'-
baudiug your resourcess
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03
SUBSTANTIAL AND SPECULATIVE CAPITAL
IND BUSINESS FAILURES.


1t is noticeable fact that many
houses which fail in trade nowadays
make an exhibit of liabilities largely
out Of proportion to the assets, which
are generally very small Settlement is
agreed upon by those Immediately cons
cerned at from twenty five to forty
cents on the dollar. Instead Of being
worth no one knew how much, the very
distressing discovery is made that they
are worth no one knew how little. A
quarter Of g century ago a large busi-
ness required large capital. But now,
old houses which are the growth of
years, and which are as strong as a
block of granite, are overshadowed by
those which spring up IN season, APP
parently from nothing, yet which are
doing the business and welding what
seems TO have the semblance of a pow.
er. The speculative merchant of the
period regards genius as good thing
as capital, it is SO expansive and so
scintillating, and he laughs at the mer-
chant of the old school when he talks
about the ability to float million or SO
based on nothing; and here appears
the difference between doing business
on genius, and the distinction is quite
dazzling VIXEN the collapse comes.
Genius is good thing in its way, but
a poor article as matter of asset. In
view of the many failures during the
past two years one is almost led TO be
lieve that legitimate business profit is a
very scarce commodity, and that mer~
camille genius is the natural result OF
speculative times But failures preeipi-
tated on account of accidents by fire
Or food, or by wholesale embezzlement,
OF by any other cause outside of the
ordinary circumstances and routine of
business, justly deserve exception from
category Of failures included in the
process Of transaeting trade with genius
alone for its capital. - Boston Globe.
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03

MUST CONE TO IT, -Matrimony is an
institution that man can't get along
without. Spite Of all advice OF the WIS.,
IDLE misfortunes of others, he will run
after delaine until Hymen marks him
for his own.
You may point in vain to the miser>
les Of Simkins with a scolding wife and
a half dozen responsibilities, and Wad-
dies. who has to get up at five o'clock
to get breakfast. You can't persuade
Perkins that such fate would ever be~
fall him and Araminta.
He gets married, and is transcendent
ly happy until the honeymoon sets,
leaving him i'll the sombre light Of
reality
Hitherto he never concerned himself
about the price OF coal or provisions,
and laughed ''hard times" to scon; but
now a depletion in the eorpulency OF
the portmonnie gives him an idea OF
what is meant by tightness in the mon
ely market, and the diminished six-pens
ny loaf illustrates a rise in br, a lsCuffs,
terms he never knew the meaning OF
before.
When he boarded at Mrs. Tough
steaks, quarter dollar,a week advance
covered these deficiencies. but now it
is quite another matter Araminta no
longer lives on love, or ice-cream and
spunge cake, but actually has an appe.
tite for pork and beans, and is addicted
to canton Grape shawls, and love of
bonnets, the price of which the dealers
have no conscience about.
Perkins begins to open his eyes, and
look around to see what kind ola coun-
try he has got into, studies economy,
domestic and political, is down on land
lords and high rents, and contemplates
moving to Kansas.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1876-02-03
John W. MAssIE & CO.,
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Weakness ofthe Back or bmbs, kidneys.
Bladder and Urinary Organs, Palpita ton Of
he Heart, Nervousness, Timidtty. Trembling,
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Low Spirits, Evil
Fo, ebodings, Aversion to Societp, Disease az
tbe Head, Throat, Nose or Skin, Liver. Lungs
Stomach CT Bowels, lmpe4cncy and those Dire.
full results OF Early Excessos, which preysnt
marriage, Destroying both body and Mind
address with Stamp DR. JOHNST
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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1876-04-25
Ti,c Public Printing.

The House Committee on Printing has
lasn engaged for some weeks past in the in
yr.tisation II the atfairs OF the Government
rrintin.-olfcc. The committee is now ap-
nroaching the end OF its labors, and expect
IA submit preliminary report to the House
in4 week Or zen days, summing up the re-
s1,,s Of the investigation and the conclu-
siors deduccd thercfrom. The investigation
liz, been most thorough, most OF the prin-
Gins! employees Of the Government print
inc-otic" having been on the stand; also
ty,srt> from New York, Baltimore, Harris
lurc. Washington, and elsewhere. "Loose-
uc>, o, accounts, " wastefulness OF material,
jobbcrv in the purchase OF goods, and many
other drlinqutncies have been proved. The
committee viii recommend some very radi-
cal measures Of reform. They hold that the
present Congressional Printer (Clapp) has
proved himself unfit for his position, and il
lie does not resign, Of which he has given
some indications. they will insist upon his
immediate removal