davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1876-02-09
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fir &inoer uno grpadiene
i'm g~ereinsipfale
WroabItr., 3miid)en Der 9. unS 10.

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Am @rnnabenb ben 5tsn Ssbruar BON g.
4 n'r NaG ittlaS heeinnt pie 9bule fir
Sinner bis 81 IA Sa1ren uno tperoen bic 81.
tern frennb i9if srludt, ~bislslben 81 isnbsn.
Der u tsrrtbt fir Grwablene iber IA Sab.
rem beainnt am Opnnerltas ben 10. Gebruar
Mtents 8 utr.
Die GItsrn wfrben freunbli4f eebeten, aGie
Anni slentgen, fetalc OILS mSsli& su MAIDEN,
banit ipdter feline StUrunsem beS unterribtS
entltsben. ATE 8inbtr. pelhe lit Der oeutlGen
Sprahe befsibi3en, iinb pilfommen.
Das S6uIsslb p,rb lid nr1 Der 3abl Der
3be'lnebmer ridten nnb fol- niht mebr betra-
sen, ais p. Iaufeuben nnfpitn gu osdsu.
Das @cmtte:
q. @ipperid, .. Morseprctb. 6. Z. gises,
S. U. WOa, Or. W. @rebe. y. 5eiarIb,
{. perrrt nab s. s. aDblsr.
, 1876-02-09

Die idbrli6e DISCRIMINATING fir 1876
Der rYlr9inia Brcb MnociaIlon" miro
beute i'm ct. eSames 9otel ~absebalten
iperben.
, 1876-02-09

S6ifffa t. 0ie bdnil6c 8ri9s
Static" Gapt. Gobinion, lit Don Nep
Yorf i'm Safen %ungefommen unb miro
slne 2abuns Mebl na6 Bahia nebmcn.
, 1876-02-09

Gs l9eint, bob cine mert,piiroise gluf
rssuns nno @sl6dftstrieb in &i@monb
lid 81 %erfennen gibt. 9ie Spielbduler
linb 9el9loGen Die Spielsr 9eben
iAleunisit fort pun bier uno icst iiebt es
, 1876-02-09

Gin idlaues Wiittel our @intreibrns
Der pielen litdfdnSi9en Steuern baben
Die @eiebaeber beS StaateS Qouiiiana
entbedt. @lner Yi0, ,uelte Die Nbibafs
flung bes @eieees be3tuedt. lponad Yer>
jonah Gisentbum bis gum Vetrase BON
$500 BON ber Veihlasnabnle wesen
Shuloen belduet ,ual. uuroe im Senat
oas Mmenbcment b~rn3usefi9t !: unter Der
Beoin9uns urlo Vorausiesuns, bag Der
pausberr, TOE fiber einsn Wietber auf
iduloise Wtietbe' oerfla9t. nit ieiucr
&lase erit baum Dor @eliAt uorselalIen
luerbeu io0, menn er Die Quittun9en fir
ieiue bejablteu Stsuern porSeisen fam.
, 1876-02-09
Mittwod 9. @rbruar 1876.
Stact NibmDno.

gGetterberi6t iir beute.
6ollenber Barometer; liioDltliAe nno
npro6rli1e Minbe unb tbcilpcile pplti=
9es Wettcr.
, 1876-02-09

9ie Sele9rapben-9inic Der &ldmonb,
Dort Glper mo ebeiapeate GIlenbabn
ut p~Dlsnoet.
, 1876-02-09

Wir batten seitern bas Wsrsniisen
ben so Gent 2aoen beg Serrn Sara
ms ansuieben unb purben namentlid)
auf Die gentennial-S iloern aufmerflam
semadt, welde 9err Sarra in alien per=
l9leocnen Mr.en fiibrt. Is linb einige,
melde far's Ginrabmsn beitimmt linb,
anoere in mehreren @rDben, lie9cn in
oasu semabten Envelopes, UNI bieislben
mad europa per Yoit 81 p%erlenben.
Dieie Gnpelopes entbalten BON 6 bis 8
ooer u periAieoene Mnlidten oes Nus
itellun9spalaites in philadelphia, uno
weroen fir ben bilisen Yreis Don IS bis
so Gents per Gnpelope perfauft. ollie
peI6e ibren Jreunoen in 0euti@lano,
cine 6reuoe MAIDEN molten, iolen lol9e
Auli9ten ibnen biniiber ienosn.
, 1876-02-09

Geltern Nadt erbielten 9 Ycrionen
Ireies Nodtlager i'm eriten Stations-
bouie.
, 1876-02-09

See ID Dnument. Gs murben
pleoer $25S.48 fir ben See Monument
Tono beigelteuert.
, 1876-02-09

Cob 6Hnete 9eitern Mtor9sn in Stem
Yort nit 1l25 uno bIleb 10 bis Msit=
Tag.
, 1876-02-09
epueftipner BON 8rieffoifen.

Soa halten an ben apsi bslonber.n gnea,n.
W. p1'ws as y Stsrnfaftsn t%efannr ins, 600 nms
i'ao .. TX 80 urb 7.15 81. NR. Semn
ta9s-9-30 9. 81. unb : 81. W. wv"
~ I'm Setsrtagen - 600 g. sY. NM,
": w. 0On alien anberu ,aoft,n ,n.rs"s
sls SFlefs auf benz Hiidwey Der SrSoer anoe.
V'"' y. \. 8oa 9em, u W.
, 1876-02-09

~ :
6 onnln. S. ma firsli6, i6reibi
Dag clearinghouse Sournol", ME Dies
bisbsr BON Seiten bes Yublifums 70
banfis seidab, einem oeuti9en Gonlul
in ben Der. Staaten Die Ginsiebun9 non
Grbidaftsselbern iibertragen lpproen.
Sie @eloer puroen aub bon Dem Con-
Jul erboben, DOR Der Mblieferuns osrlel-
ben an Die Grben lpurbe CT ober banfe=
rot. Sic Setbeiligten perloren ibr 8elo
uno panoten liG an beutl1e &si1stans
leramt nno Den Gei9sto9 nit @rlobal=
lprii6en, ipurben icopd in beioen Sn=
itanSen abi6ld9is oel6IeHen.
Wtt Gudi6t auf bielen @orfaG, iiber
Den mir ieiner 3eit fur5 beri9tetsn, bat
oas bentlde 3eiGstansleramt einen Cir
tularerlaB an Die failcrli1 oeutl6en
@ablconluln untcrm 6. DECEMBER 1875
erlalen, ben mir jeoo6 erlt in Der neue=
item, nit Der Yoit ansefommencn 9e:li
ner 3eitunsen abseorudt finoen uno i'm
SatereIle Der Seutl6=N merifoner peroi-
fentllden pOllen, Die 3utnnit nod oeut-
i9er &ei6sconiulate 5ur @erm,tteluns
Der @rbebun9 BON 8elOern lid III beoie-
men 9%eOenfen. Ser @rlaB lautrt
rSerlin, 6. Dssember 1875.
Nah Yara9ropb Is Deg Is. nlulats=
@elebes Dom s. NDpember 1867 ]ino Die
failerIi9en @onluIn inter semilien @or-
auslegun9 berufen, iiber @eloer, Die i'm
Nadlane zines in ibrsm Mmts= YeSirte
pcrltprbenen &eihsanseDDrigen porse-
%funoen iino 81 u%erfiissn.
Nus bieler 9eltimmuns lit mebrfab
cine Yere4ti9uns Der gpnluln bcrgelei-
tet moroen. i~lberbaupt fir &e6nung unb
ouf @ntras BON Yrluatperlonen @eloer
ein5nSieben nnO ohSunebmen.
@ine iol9e @rlpeiterung Der eonIula>
ridden Sefusnilie entipri9t ober meber
Der abiAt oes 8elsbes, nod fam lie
lpe9en Der oamit pertnipften Tol9cn ais
5nlalli9 era1tet perben.
Gw. Woblgeboren woIsu ii6 baber
itets 9~etpartl9 balten, BOP Die tailerli1en
GpnIuln in oieler ibrer amtli1en Gigcn=
l9aft aiAt bere9tiat liuo, in anoersu
als Den i'm @sleb, lasbelonoere in Den
oben in 8esus senommenen Yarasr. Is
por9elebenen 5alen, 1eloer fir Yripat=
perlonen gu erbsben Ooer in NermabruH9
gu nebmen, es lei oenn, oaB lie bonn Aus=
wartiSen Mmt Dber BON ben ibnen un=
mittelbar porseiebten SienitbebDroen,
ausoridIi9 a%uftras oa5u erbalten.
Siest elm lol6er Muftra9 nl6t DOR, uno
lpiro gu. WObiseborcn 0ermitteluns
pOl anoerer Seite in Nnlpru9 genom=
men, 10 molten Sic Die Mn~tragelteler se-
idllsit oarauf oufmertlam MAIDEN, Dap
Sic Sbre NtitmirtuHs nidt in amtli1er
gisenl9aft lonoern n1r pripatim eln-
treten lalien fDnnen.
Ger &eiasfansler,
SIN Wsrtretung :.
b. 8ilcw.
, 1876-02-09
G. t a,


bas amerifantlde Sutter fir Gisb
Disie MiiAuns entbalt fem arienif
ober% pcr9iftete StoEfe.
@s trinst cine reike Saat unb bG,t Srantbsi-
TN BON 5anbfn meg.
Dteier Mrtifel bat inter einen antern Namen
@unber Serrihttt in ben Gisbbeertsn DON
@roB S%ritianten,
&S ii Elm fe.ter Saamea unb erseu5t e~sfuntes
6leil6 btim gieb.
90 ~tefSrpert zen @n9stbam bes iunsen Die.
hes.
gs psrbaabt bic Spsilsn unb erssust LANCE
Woae bel S6aafen.
Sir 99wtiue in es rim Mittel, tpel6ss aranf
beiten psn ibnsu abbGlt.
Gs reintst bas 8lat Der pierbs, &intsieb
u. (. ~.
@eHiisel aebeibt an otelem 8uttsr, es Ssrbtn.
bert Gbolera anb Sermebrt bes Hessn Won
Giern.
Is mirs In 5.@ent Wafeten Yerfauft. Die
Observation-Disclosures inp lsbr lsi9t.
Sir 1 SiRe 81 3Ofb 100 Yafte
2 y 7 60tb 200
A 10 Hob 400
&nbert Sumo, 6abrifant,
Sffes anb Eager SO. 19, Is StraBs,
4! nj Int Vii 9monb b, Wa.
, 1876-06-02

The St. Louis Journal OF the 7th
Iit. gives the following account Of
the disappearance Of hotel called
the Belleville House, in East St.
Louis the day previous in the quick
sand. The house was built on piles.
On Thursday night it sunk about
two feet, but the proprietor not APP
pretending anything serious, paid
very little attention to the matter.
On Friday night the guests went to
bed as usual, but at late hour the
clerk discovering that the premises
were getting rather unsettled gave
the alarm. Before the inmates could
realize what was going on the build
ing had sunk forty-eight feet carry
ing with it ten persons. After CON
siderable difficulty they were all
rescued, badly frightened but not
hurt. The back water from the riv-
er soon surrounded the place where
the house stood, and would very
probably have carried it away if the
gable end, all that is visible, had
not been securely fastened with ropes
to terra frma. The loss on the
building is about six thousand dol.
lars, and on furniture about one
thousand. 1t was thought the house
would soon entirely disappear as it
was yet gradually going down.
, 1876-06-02
WILDLY ISLAND CORRESPONDENCE
For the PuaEr souNp WEEKIY ARarsl

For the PUGET SOUND WEEKLY ARGUsl
CRESCENT HARBoR, May %, 1876.
Faithful to my promise, given
in my last note, l, with stylus and
tablets, mount a cloud and float over
to Oak Harbor, which is to the south
west of Crescent, separated there
from by narrow neck of land which
widens again into a peninsular and
forms the mouth of the harbor, and
is called MAYORS Point, from its
owner,a thoroughly educated though
rather eccentric Irish gentleman, who
was once a dashing Lieutenant in a
crack regiment of HussaTs, but left
the service because his principles
would not allow him to conform to
the Christless code then in vogue,
i. e., drink OF duel.
The Harbor is named from the
numberless oaks that cover its hills,
and wave their arms over its dark
waters, and
Where shall we find in foreign land
Such lovely bay? so sweet u strlndl
The most noteworthy farm along
its shores is that of the late Charles
Phillips, comprising some 500 acres
of good farming and pasture land,
which is resided on and managed by
John w. Gillespie, one of those indi-
viduals on whom fortune neverslow-
cred, and at whose natal hour lucky
star shone, whose influence has fol-
lowed his life, and be makes more
money with apparently less exer-
ton than any other man in the
county, All honor to the man, l
say, Of whose judgment and shrewd-
ness we can say so much.
Adjoining is the large and pro-
ducti,e ranch Of Capt. Edward Bar
rington, on which is a store and post
Office, wharf, etc.-the center. of the
little community. The Captain
Uncle Felix,) was one of the very
first of the pioneers, has made and
lost several fortunes, is brother and
heir presumptive to an English Bar
onetcy, and is man under whose
rough exterior there beats heart as
warm and gentle as woman's.
The next place in order is that of
Ulriek FrieEds, small but highly
cultivated farm, its owner being u
man of sound sense, and remarka-
BILE for having keen relish for jokes
bordering on the practical.
= Back from the Harbor are situated
several fine estates, among which
are those of Thomas Nunan and G.
w. Morse, but as my time is limited
| can merely introduce my friends at
present, and then make my bow and
retire; but before | do | wish to
mention that in this vicinity, at the
residence of Mrs. Blowers, is a fine
carpet loom, the first, to my know
ledge, that has ever been used in
our county, made by james Watson,
Esq, andgreAects great credit on the
constructor, if we may be allowed to
Judge. We had the pleasuee of see
ing his charming wife and her lady
mother weaving some very pretty
carpets--a novelty to us it was, for
we haven't seen anything of the
kind for the last fifty or sixty years,
we disremember which.
Yours again,
LITERA ScRIPTA.
, 1876-06-02
Marvelou. Escape.

The Victoria Colonist Of the oath
ult. gives the following particulars
of the effects of the lightning, during
the storm of the day previous,on the
Girls School building on Broughton
street, in that city. A great crash
was heard in the schoolhouse, and
some gentlemen opened the door
and entered. Their astonishment
was unbounded when they saw that
the green baize doors near the en-
trance had been torn from their him
ges; that the blackboards lay on the
floors. aud that the lid of every desk
of which there are 144, was open and
thrown back. Several of the lids
had been torn from their hinges, 9th
ers were partially so; but without
an exception every desk stood open
and some were half filled with water.
Another evidence of the presence of
lightning was that the back door
had been torn from its hinges. Had
the accident happened two hours
earlier, a dreadful tragedy would
have occurred, as there were nearly
200 children in attendance.
, 1876-06-02
LETTER FROM CLALLAM COUNTY.
For the PUGET SOUND WEEKLY ARGUs.l
PoRT Angeles, May 26, 1874.

PoRT Angeles, May 26, 1874.
EDITOR ARGUS: Your old cores
pondent has been silent long time
owing to change of location and
scarcity of items that would interest
your readers; yet the ball still rolls
and l embrace this opportunity to
send few items to the ARGUS about
this long neglected part of the Ter
ritory. Clallam County is one of the
largest counties and yet the least
known by the people residing on the
Sound of any, and would be second
to none in resources, if developed.
The whole country along the coast
line of the straits rests on bed of
coal and only awaits the hand of cap
ital to shake it up; it also has an
unlimited amount of excellent tim
Der and one, of the best harbors in
the world. l have no doubt but III
the immediate vicinity of Port An
gelos are splendid coal beds, easy of
access-as the coast range noun
tains are very close to the harbor
where there must be coal. Fif-
teen miles from low water mark will
reach the foot Of the Olympic range
where the tread Of white man has
never been felt. Who knows what
they may contain. If some ener-
getic men would spend few weeks
prospecting for coal in this vicinity
l have no doubt they would find it
in unlimited quantities a short dis
tance back from this splendid harbor
where are good facilities for ship
ping it TO San Francisco or any other
port, at least two days quicker than
any point elsewhere on the Sound.
This is the right time of the year to
prospect.
The wreck of a fat -bottomed sloop
came ashore between here and Dun
geness, l Judge of about ten tons,
loaded with cord wood, her mast cut
off above the deck-no name to be
seen, and was probably from the
vicinity of Victoria. Waits from
the many wrecks last winter are con-
tinually drifting on shore at this
spit.
The Clallam Indians have returned
to Elwha from Cape Flattery where
they have been fur sealing. They
say the catch this year, so far, is
small. They are preparing for sal
mon fishing and predict large guam
titles this summer.
The frost has nipped all the early
potatoes down this way and the far
mers fear the army worm again as
great quantities are seen in the
ground in a half dormant state
awaiting warm weather and the
growing crops.
The Clallam indians in this vicin-
ity are building good houses and are
clearing and fencing in considera-
Bile ground for farming purposes
without government aid or the be-
nign influences of those martyrs
known as Indian agents.
RUsTLER.
, 1876-06-02

-. The Kentucky Legislature has
passed bin taxing all dogs over three
years of age. Dogs refusing to give their
ages to the census taker will be dealt with
summarily.
49,. People who go abroad this summer
run powerful risk of being taken as run
away rascals. The present American
abroad is hardly fair representative Of
his country; he may honor his specie
but he does no credit to his Species
, 1876-06-02
MEDICAL.
U. S. Marine Hospital.


PORT TOWNSEND, W.T..
my SICK SAILOR WHO HAS PAID
"A Hospital dues for two mon this prec ed
inghi application for admissions entitled
10 Hospital relief
Port Townsend Hospital.
Tho above institution having been placed
on pelmanent footing, ns the United
States Hospital for Marine Patients on
Puget Sound, the proprietor takes pleasure
IN announcing thHt no pains or expense
VIII be spared IN niinistering TO the com
fort and convenience OF private patients.
This Is the htgest General Hospital north
ot san franciscO, and by far the most COM
plete IN equipment. IL has been thoroughly
lehtied and refurnlshed. Its general wards
have accommodations for about one hun
dred patients and are peculiarly adapted
Tor cases requiring the most careful treat
lnent and constant supervision at limited
expense, those who desire them viii be
furnished with private rooms, entirely
separate and distinct, at a slight additional
~ The attention of Min owners, and
.hose interested in shipping, Is called to
tne iact that selmen suffering from conta-
Elous diseases win be treated outside the
hospital without expense TO the vessel.
THOMAS Il. MINOR, NJ. D.,
seu Managing Surgeon.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-09-07
Eating Bread and Milk with
Lime Water.


Milk and lime water are now fire.
quently prescribed by physicians in
cases of dyspepsia and weakness of
the stomach, and in some cases, to
our knowledge, the diet has proved
beneficial. Many persons who think
good bread and milk great luxury
frequently hesitate to eat it, for the
reason that the milk will not digest
readily. Sourness of the stomach
will often follow. But the expert
ence of many will testify that lime
water and milk is not only food and
medicine at an early period of life,
but also at a later, when, as in the
case Of infants, the functions of di-
gestion and assimilation have been
scriouslyimpaired. stomach taxed
by gluttony, irritatcd by improper
food, inaamed by alcohol, enfeebled
by disease, or otherwise untitled for
its duties, as is shown by the various
symptoms attendant upon indigest-
ion, dyspepsia diarrhGa, dysentery,
and fever, will resume its work and
do it theoretically on an exclusive
diet of bread and milk, and lime wa
ter. A goblet of cows milk, to which
four tablespoonsfuls of lime water
have been added, will agree with al
most any person, will be agreeable
to the stomach when other food is
oppressive, and will be digested when
all else fails to afford nourishment.
The way to make lime water is to
procure a few Jumps of unslaked
lime, put the lime in stone jar, add
water until the lime is about the
consistency thin cream. The lime
will soon settle and leave a clear and
pure liquid at the top, which is lime
water. AS the water is taken out
more should be added, and the lime
should be frequently stirred up and
allowed to settle.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-09-07
The Narrow-seated Buggy.

Some time ago there lived in our
citya young gentleman and lady who
for convenience sake, we will call Ned
and Kitty. They were frequently
seen together, exhibiting unmistak-
able evidences of tender attachment
which was fast leading them toa vor-
tex of matrimony. Buggy riding
was 4 favorite pastime with the young
lovers, and there was scarcely "a wood
land glen or a prairie flower for miles
around here that did not some time,
witness their happy love-making, as
they rode by, or stopped 4 moment to
billand coo and exchange VOWS,
When the young man wanted 4
buggy, he invariably wrote about as
follows to the livery man:
"Mr. Mc-Please send the narrow
seated buggy to my door, at 5 o'clock
P, NJ, and oblige yours. NED.
"PS.-lf you can't send the mar
row-seated buggy, don't send any,
In the course Of time they were
married, and in a few weeks after the
event transpired Ned presented him
self at Mes Office and told him that
he wished to take Mrs. Ned to the
country for few days recreation,
and desired him to get ready n bug
gy.
AL right, old boy; Pm glad to see
you around again, and | can let you
have you fayorito buggy"
(which"
"Why the narrow-scotcd rig, of
course"
"Nevor mind it, Nc, that one will
do" and he pointed to Il buggy that
two persons might have sat in with
a yards space between thom,-Ipaco
Patron.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-09-07
HISTORY.

!. Who was really the discoverer OF
America?
.. When and where was the first perma-
nent settlement made in this country?
3. When and for what purpose was the
first confederation among the American
Colonies formed?
A. Give the name OF the founder Of Penn
sylyania.
5. Mention one OF the causes OF the
American Revolution.
6. What important question was decided
by the Revolution?
Z. In what year did Washington become
President OF the United States?
8. What, in brief, was the character Of
President Jackson?
o. Mention some OF the important events
OF President Lincoln's administration.
10. In what year was General Grant
elected President?
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-09-07
A Republican Campaign DOcu'
mCnt.

If the managers Of the Hayes can
vass want to make a decided push,
they can 90 SO by at once preparing
and circulating an authoritative doc
ument setting forth distinctly the
following;
1. The aims of the Republican
party.
achieved by Grants Administration.
8. The names and services of the
able and independent men whom the
Administration has put in office, has
left to do their work without inter
ference, and has retained in office.
4. The name and record of the bad
officials whom the party has volun-
tarily deposed, with a statement of
their punishment.
5. How reconstruction has succeed
ed; or, if it has not succeeded, why it
has not, and what new steps in it
are proposed.
6. What progress toward resumpt-
ion has been made since the pledge
to make rapid progress was given,
early in 1869.
7. How Mr.. Hayes represents re-
form, and why Bristow, the reformer,
was beaten at Cincinnati by five to
one.
s. Whether the party are really
satisfied as the Cincinnati platform
implies in its emphatic Endorsement
of him, with the success of Grants
administration; and if it has not been
successful, what good reason there is
for supposing Hayes can do better.
A document of this sort, if done
unanswerably, would be very convin-
cling. Either Harper'S Weekly, or
the ~ Y Times, or the Boston AdrCr-
ti8cr, would be good Republican auth
GRITTY to furnish it, and now that the
Republicans are demanding another
term, is it not u proper and reason
able request that they justify their
claim to the people by showing what
they have done up to this time?
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-09-07
GEOGRAPHY.

!. Define Latitude and Longitude, and
state how each is reckoned, State how the
location OF any point on the earth's sur
face is determined.
3. Which is the smallest OF the grand di'
visions OF the earth?
8. Bound the empire State" OF the
American Union.
4. Between which of the lakes are Ma.
CARA falls?
.. What rivers empty into the NIissis-
sippi?
6. In what State has the Mississippi its
source what is its course, and into what
body OF water does it empty?
I. What direction would you sail, and
through what waters would you pass, on a
voyage from London to the East Indies?
S. What mountains form the boundary
in part between Europe and Asia?
o. What large rivers are those in the
West OF Africa?
10. What is the capitol OF the Japan en-
pire?
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1876-09-07
Modern ApOthegnis.

Be honest and you will be poor
Be virtuous and you will be sus-
pected. =,
Be prosperous and you will have
friends.
Be unfortunate and you will have
enemies. /,
Be tender-hearted and loving and
you will be called "a weak brother"
BE deceitful and practice dissimu-
lation and you will be noted for your
shrewdness.
Return evil for good, for this is the
way ofthe world.
Endure with meekness the abuse
of the borrower, for abuse is yourlegi-
innate reward,
Trust all men who profess friend
ship, for few are faithless.
Despise petty pilferings, for a man
is measuredby the greatness OF his
grab"
If you wish to gain reputation as
and Independent man and areformer
condemn the press for its "venality."
If you wish to be regarded "a man
of liberal views" ridicule christian
ityand alwaysrefer to theclergy with
contemptuous sarcasm.
If you seek the admiration of the
fair sex get yourself up regardless of
expense, in borrowed attire, and act
like IA man of the world"
If you have been guilty of a great
wrong to another, always condemn a
similar olIenso committed by others.
Speak good of no man; otherwise it
will be said you expect a favor from
him.