The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1876-02-11

Ninth street wipfng his mustache on hin
coat tail. Seeing the "Caye of GlosMv
but lily lighted by the rays Of Major
Travis diamond pin he turned on the
gas TO a lull head, and then casting his
piercing eye over the packed and steaus-
ing audience he slipped out and huuga
card ON the outer walls, "Standing RsBsa
Only"
Tie judicial machinery now being
ready for victims, Callahan swoopeT
down on the "Bill of Fare"-vulgar1y
termed the Docket-in his neryously en-
ergetic way, and yelled out 'Lay on,
McDuff." Seeing the lay OF the land,
Thos. Lewis thought he might just 40
well be chawed up now as any time OR
his little spree yesterday, so he stuG-
bled up to explain his part in y
wherein it appears that he was
a little too familiar with q
string OF bologna sausages belongings
to somebody else. Going back to his
lantecedents, 1t was aseertained th8t
Thomas Lewis, Esq, has no visible
means Of supports, In fact, drunken
loafer, and he was given quarters Tor
four months in the Big Building. AS he
turned away with deep-drawn sigh ha
said he never sausage dummed place
in his life as the old Police Court.
Mary Gallagher, sun bonneted and
bioody-faced, limped up next, and In u
lpenitential whine said: eLemme go, denr.
| this time, and Pll sign the pledge."
mot quite, Mary. You look bad.
About four months Of regular hours Will
help you much more, so get ready fog
Carnahan's caravan and take ride out
the pike"
Charles Heffron is an old gentleman
from Youngstown. He is the owner OF
real estate, which he carries around with
him. The real estate market being some
what depressed, he has been unable to
negotiate a trade for grub, and he's
somewhat discouraged. He is going ous
to see Major Morgan to-day, and he'll
leave part of his soil with the Major as
security for ten days board.
Andy Ryan took little run down ON
Pearl street, and Wishing to make tho
acquaintance of the Marketmaster, aud !
not finding him in, he left his card" In
the Market-house. Ryan wasn't terri
| bly, anxious to be entertained and BAN
quoted AT the city's expense, and plead
ed that he had an engagement to work
tor Sumte, the baker on Sycamore
street, but it was no usc-for tho
next ten days he will Loaf around with
the rock smashers of the Pioneer squad.
He's not very well-bread man, any
way.
Geo. Ketchum used to work down In
Lawrenceburg, in GafFs dIstiilery. He
got so used TO handling the critter at
short range that he thought he was
above proof, and could just hist it IN
anu never feel it. But he did. As he
walked up and laid down 80 and costs
he said they'd never Ketchum fooling
around this one-hoss town again for one
while.
! VIM. Hobsons was presented with both
l how OF Aieor anoINI tIAFs
he was to either pay $5S and costs or 20
to the Work-house, on a charge OF reck-
less driving. Hobsoms choice was 10
relinquish part OF his wealth.
The name OF James Joyce being called,
a commctiOn was observed ON the bench,
which proved to be caused by the exer.
tions of large, raw-bOned sn0oZar who
was doing. his level best 10 get up on his
perpendicular all at once, but the extreme
length OF the man precluded such pos.
sibiiity, as he seemed to be full OF kinks
and knots. With little assistanes
from Hanrahan, who eased him up, as is
were, by prying under him with an unf>
brella, he at length faced the music. But
as he didn't seem to know the object cd
this exhibition of himself, he stoou thes0
like q bump on log, while Callahan
piled him with questions. Joyce didn,s
even deign to look down at the
Prosecutor at all. 1t was at laes
ascertained that the subject wns
deaf as post. When this fac. dawaeA
on the judicial mind, officer Taylor was
instructed to mount chair and explasn
things. AS this tall sycamore OF tha
raging Miami was caught making things
| look blue In Kettle alley, while iaboriny
under an attack of whisky on the brain,
the explanation cost him 70, which he
paid, saying that Ii his friends Babcock
or Deacon Mckee had been there this
crooked proceeding would have been
Strengthened out, SO to speak. As the
case stood however, he was re-Joyoe-sd
that it wan no wuss.
Right here Tom Campbell rushed ia
and said there was the biggest kind OF q
dog fight out in the alley. At this the
continued cases were hustled down
stairs, and the rest of the assemblaga
that were out on bail, including the Law
yers and reporters, just kind O AHA
out OH their ear.