The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-03-26
mr.. MtorrFIN As rICrIcIIN.
An Achievement that Led his Fellow Bonrd.
cr- TO Adopt Resolutions OF Thanks.


When MIR. Magunin arrived at his Office
Yesterday morning he WIS met by polapous
and overbearing gentleman who said he had
been waiting some time Mr.. Magu0in turned
TO his head Office boy
Joshua. why didn't you telegraph to me that
thN gentleman was waiting2 II this thing hap
pens again I'll hit your salary with CLUB 90
The stranger frowned. and went on to say that
he was looking for a boarding place, and
having inspected some rooms In the house where
Magufnn boards, the landlady referred him to
Mr.. Maeunin for Information about the table;
and he thought that II 1t was good enough for
him he might take board there.
"well," said Mr.. Masufln, preserving his
equauimlty. Notwithstanding tho strangers i'm
pudence. "the board IL pretty good what It
lacks In quality ~ made up 10 qunntty-if YOU
get To the table promptly. find 1t "a good pian
10 bc loading around the dinngroom door when
What 40 they give you to eat, for breakfast,
"I-u liz hash, beefs,eak, aud chops"
TODD 1 have boarded many years. my
friend. aud have eaten much hash-pethaps few
muh have eaten more. but this ~ the extrotne
top rust. It's machine-made. IN mill just In
vented ~ the landl idy. She's going to send
ono of thcm to the Centennial. 1t IL a square
box, with revolving knives crossing each other
inside. On top Is a hopper. into which you put
the materials. Motion Is communicated To the
turned by the boz tAat carries the wood aud
coal w stairs. In It's general appe rance, the
NTH j. very much like a neat-rrndinc machine.
Mr.. Magruder, one ~ our borders saws II IL n
peat machine. but 81 grudcr's a malicio brute,
aud think lie saws that 10 be mean. Anyhow,
1t makes teau'iful hash. r better than that
made IN the old style, Win chOpping knife and
/ tray. Old hash eaters speak very highly VI It,
and I'm sure you'd appreciate e.
stranger (scovhngl You think wo,ld, do
yuuf How Is the steak. srf'
Nr. N-eufin-iho steak Is splendid There's
leather merchant sta al the same table do,
and heard him saw only this n ofning that he'd
Let 10 WAS oul-t inusl. | never he ird anybody
complain q the st ak except some u the old
folks There's reali, no fefsnn why auvh Nv
suua q And fault. f1rf the kuifc won't take hold
OF O.. all iheN We co. - 81 IS - send Ii out and
hnye IL run tnra ugh the bash mil, and get 1t
cut up Just fine - they want o..
Stranger tcoldlyj-Waat Kind Of chops do you
, hayrt
Nr Naeufln-vhy. mutton chops, 81 cour--
Yes. lamb chops. u C. urse. You don't suppose
our waiter would keep calling EN- mutton ca Dps
uf er the llulh season had gun. d. Ypuf
STRANGER tnuughtiiNf 81 scarcely think should
like 10 at your house. believe ! will look
further.
Mr.. Macurin-lll congratulate my Andlady.
Gro ld DAY. 81.
When sir Magufin went up 20 dinner he re-
ported 60 the toaritr-. Mr.. Nagruier rAiled a
meeting 30 the ptrlor tnImellA at is after d,nner,
an resolutions were 1dnrfrd thank NJ MIR. Ms
gufiu for the " iofty patri ,ti-m" which he had
Displayed In protecting the ouardors from a dis
agfee ble new CONFER. aud dpllauGlng the ID
miracle tact displayed 10 carving Out MS noole
I purpose.