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Mark Twain and Miss Emma 1hursby appear
ed as the Twain rhursby Combination IN enjoyable
entertainment In the BrOokyn Academy last evening.
that was attended by throng OF mos fashionable
Brooklyn rrsldtnts. Twin Nas very funny The
sides of M. audir we're rAckei wt1 Laughter over
tue story of Col ia anr l. jim the Nevada mush-
it on nalo.s wn1 JJu neYed to New YORK 10 hive 3
go time Miss Thur o. 5 singing was much admired
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Preparing TO Celebrate ridden. Election.

WAsHINGToN. Nov. l3.-The 1ilden and
Hendricks Club OF tie District OF Columbia
passed resolutions this evening to have a grand
demonstration on Wednesday, Nov. 60 to c4le-
br te the election Of lilden and Hendricks
Preliminary hrrangements have alrendy teen
been made for this demons ration, which its
organizers promise to be ono Of the largest
ever held south of New York.
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At the meeting Of the Jersey CITY Educational
Board last night. Superintendent Dickinson reported
that 81 the schools open and the tachers at ther
pnt. The liish schoo wil open tomorrow The
te4chers express themselves willing TO teach un ~
DccrmD'r l. "a hCgiunug - the use wear relying on
tue Board OF Finance 10 procure them the PAYMENT OF
ther alsres The salary appropriation Is exhaustee
for this nhCAI yeAr.
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Rich. fragrant carnations, perfec ly white. are
the ground work OF th horh cnair, starred with royal
purple violets. that nted by the florist q
Twenty hird street and broadway to President elect
Jldrn u IL marked feature OF MS reception room AZ
10 or mercy Park. IL stands on circular rh.ed
ned Of Ter whereOn lurisa INN rtcles mixed win
heiOtsupe. The violet rtar- many the states
OF the Union at hid been heard from when the CHAIR
VA male. and the back Is LETT y-cant for tle states 70
ha All Ial
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ST, PAUL, MINI, Nov. l3.-Ihe Marine Bank II
st. Pau tuspendc this morning. There areno parlicu'
lars to asscs or liabilities yet, The banK wac tstaD
llsh'd under the state law,
Ine faldre h attr,pue1 70 misma anagcment and not
any mi-apnroprl itiOu ~ tun Ontu th0 directors
stat kNery positively that the assets ARE u excess
Abltles hu II Il AZ TINS time 10 Hy now
soon u .tlcutat can 90 made with tue creditors,
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The brooklyn Bridge trustees yesterday after
Doon, in considering the falling health of Chief Enst
W. A. Roehlng who has up 90 this time skilfully
carried on the WORK h father began, referred 10
special committee tue Question OF the appointment o
another as-i-tant engineer. NJ ROeOng IL afficte1
with disease contracted IN tue building Of the cssoa-
His father cleo VI Injuries received Oh tue Work.
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SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Nov. l3.-The CON-
test over ConRressmen In the Third and Fourth
Districts Is not yet decided aud perhaps can
not be until the oficial returDs are received.
In the Third DlstIict Luttrell (Dem.) IA slight
" ahead on INCOMPLETE returns. In the Fourth
District Pacheco (tep.) is probably elected bN q
small majority, but some precincts are yet uD-
heard from,
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los, shcpherd,, FINANCIAL Wreck.

wAsnINGIoN, Nov BIT WAS rumored this
afternoon tnat BOSS Shepherd had been auJulged
Oy his creditors Dankrupt anu that there nothing
else TO 90 hut 10 have assignee appointed take
charge Of his estate. The tMluIe l. al one. Tnt
National Mcu poll an lank, o. winch tae Boss was
once nfectOr, uOts not nuit collar OF IL indcbt d.
ness Neither does Mr.. riggs. Nor could he get
dollar from either institution, l, 10 unuerstOod that
the Oss mas proposed Issue bonds to his la
Dlllties, and tna Oraut 10 NiiIhg 10 Indorse them.
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VERA CRUZ, Nov l.-Gen. Manuel Quesada. Of
Cuban nOorety. arrived Monday by steamer
from New Orleans. aud on the following day was ar
rested by the mill commander q the place ami i'm
prsOnpd IN the Castle OF san juan de UllaO. believe
- THIS the euspici that had
here to take part IN the usul rccuonary move.
ugans' the GOV ernren whereas the true object
Of his Nist Was, am assured to bleed the Cuban exes
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Great De.,r- linn Of Co,,op.

SAvANNAH. Ca, Nov. ia very large Ore In
the dcpot cotton yard ot the Georgia Central Rairoa
has tonight destroyed one warehouse, tive ~ empty
aud ABOUT one thousand blca Of cotton. The
hsl burnn( Win the Wind hgh AMI ~ the dire,t tion
ot some ten thousand les iuOft The Nniic aud coll
orcd people are rang shoulder to shou der to save
tle cotton The nre has been burning since $40 o'cock
tIlIap
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Louis Matthews of 2A Second street, Will
liamsbureh. on sunday night enter aiued his children
by burning alcohol and salt In pan, and wrapping a
shee about his head to show how ghosts made The
churcn laughed joyousy. and the attracted Emil
Btnd passing tramp lie petptd IN at the hall
Just rs Matthews, all III white Was backing into tue ha
~ uisappe4 caring ghost Bender Nas irghttned, and
shot al Matthews. the bail grezcd his head Bender
raised his ARA to IRE again, ana Matthews suddenly
otOppeu III ghost EHrb. Detective Snort arrested hen
L Il M n I'm
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NEW YORK STATE.
BALIsToN, Nov. 13.-The following are
H.. "a IL IL

BALIsroN, Nov. 13.-The Following are
the ofhcial returns of Saratoga county:
Hayes s..............74sS Tiden. .6499
Morgan 7t1U RobI son..........o bt&
Rogers. .65Al DOrsheimer ........65 654l
For Congress-Starin, 1893; Decker 6.5l5.
For Ass ambly-First District-lIimes, 326s
Nelson, 1859. Second District-Noyes, 36sI
Bennett 3tSS3.
For Canal Amendment, 6,7V1; Against Canal
Amendment, l,25
For state Prison Amendm en,, 6,76l; Against
Sta'e Prison Amendment, 1891.
ALBANY, Nov. B-rhe returns from all the
rus Of this city on hie show the voi g for Pres
identiil Electors to he M follows: Democratic,
10 SS5; Republican, 9.2QO. The vote for the otner
candidates falls IA little below the above figures.
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The oficial returns from So counties in this
State give Hayes 1880 mnJ )rity leaving Ii cOun-
ties to hear from. which, III 1875 gave a Republi-
can majority of 6l.
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Tho trots at Fleetwood Park Yesterday were
well attended There matchlof 5000 mi,e
SIN o. to wagons between WIN. Luyeil's.h T. Barney
Kelly and / Il. johnson, ". x. FRED Iler Before
the star the forErr mad the at thr rate u 500
$50. ad the trOt hls ease IN the straight he.s
~ 2;ills, @.iOle anu 25sA.
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A uobokcp Nlan Hanging u,mse,f

Samuel Lemons OF a. Garden street, hoboken,
partook Of upper with hs wife and three daughter
las evening. lie then entered adjoining be ruom,
anu tying Six handkerchief "a, out his ck, hanged
ms Il to the OedpOst lie ~ns dead when the iamI y
discovered
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wreckers were at work YESTERDAY on tho train
that overheard at tho New Jersey tenlral Depot
on saturday The TWO cars we're raised, ana diver
luc ing last to the lOc motive out the chalu
gave way us an attempt to hOlst was made.
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Riches md Wrc,cbedpcs..

W. b. Nichols, a rich real estate man OF this
city sued his wife Gcoresnna for absolute divorces
after she had begun suit for limited divorce In brook
iyn on the ground q crueiy Mr.. Nichols In
his mplaint nccused his wife Of tnndelity, heB
counscl rskcd for hill OF pa uculars, which Judge
Nelson ye,terdly or cd, A. n that the complaint
shou De vithdrawn N tae general aleg ttols cOuid
not te made more specihc. Mrs. Nichols IL well
known for culture. She lives IN Fort Green place.
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The hIieibilily oil Vernon, Elector.

BOSTON, Nov. l3 lie ry N. Sollaoe Of Bridge
port w. the Republican Presidential Eieotor against
whose eligibility question has been raised the
ground a hs holdlg IN office Of Postmaster IN an In
ltrvew to-cay with representative Oi the Associated
Pressbaid hal his IesisnatOn as POstmaAter already
In the hands OF the PvstmAsle General
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The Pennsylvania Railroad Company Yesterday
crculacd coDgratuatory address to the employees u
the road for their iailhiui attenti to ducs during
the Centennial Tue Ia timurc ANA Oulo k lrosc sem
thei ,mpuycrE check ciinning Win thr CONJUNCTION s
too nnd 30 gradually dowu 10 the nien a. WhV re-
ne 80 lone
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Another of nar,rnnn,. Allie. Arrested.

NILKEsBAnRR Pa, Nov B-Pat Iilley, alias
Pat Brown, another Molly Mcguire murder r from this
region. to-day arrested charge OF aidiug In the
murder Of nine boss uamed Alex Ter Rcs al Mount
Carmel, tis state Ia 1868. IL IL POttsNule
to await trial He salsO noted fr having performed
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Motion WIS made in the Kings county SUI
Ireme Court yesterday To make permanent the isiunc-
ton rcstrainlng Ncw Brghton's Iru'tccs from incur.
ihg any Indebtedness ynud the revenues VI tue nsCal
year DECISION Was reserved.
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Tho Cemmodors says, ,nn. lie |. Firsl nnte.

Commodore Vanderbilt has passed a very
comfortable day" said Mr.. DE Forrest, lat evening
lie wished me to ask what the laies election news
was; to say nat he was hrst Tate,' AM, he added,
Tel them all q ID bless em'"
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The marriage OF Miss Theresa Mulin, niece OF
Cardinal McClnsxey, to the Hon. Jnhn Kelly 4 to %
cerbr ted this city. aud no; Ia Washington Mise
Mu ian Is about thirty years Of age.
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TRENTON, Nov l3-lhe employees at Wilson's
woollen mills were inormea on Saturday that rrduc
non of ten per cent. TO be made IN their wages
Tnis morning Zoo of the operatives refused to
work, anu the mills were closed.
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Chandler. Confidence in Keliorr'- coun,c

MAsnINGTON, Nov. ID. 20 Secretary Chandler
had an interview with the Pre- ,ident to-day lie ex.
pressed hlr conn ieuce that t,uriua, LOusiAua aud
south carolina had gone tor haycs
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A Michigan shooting ARRAY

DrTROIT Nov. l3.-A shooting afray occurred
ihree miles east OF Lanslng last night j. f. Ayres
Killed. his fathorn.laN fatally wounded, and two OF
three others serious wounded The affair eau ed
by domestic troubles.
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ONO.

COLUMBUS, Nov. 13-Semi-offioial re-
turns from all counties of OHIO are now in, and
show a majority for Hsyes Of 1882.
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PRICE TWO CENTS.
LIFE In THE METROPOLIS.
D<sHEs HERE AND THERE BY THE
SUNS REPORTERS.

The HefInnfnn OF The WheeIbarroW ENereise9
One Hayes Man In New York City whs
Paws no Heed to Zach Chambers Order.
There was comm otion in Thirty-second street.
between Seventh and Eighth avenues at three o'clock
yesterday afternoon. crowd had collected In tho
middle OF the block, and shouts OF Hooray for rton"
led the air. The were nlied with siehseers
and all the stoops became crowded with spectators 40
the stirring sound OF drum added to the cheering
and those who were cheering began to move toward
Seventh avenue. In the middle OF the hurrahing pro
cession, pre- eded and followed by dags perched on
wheelDsrrow, gorgeously decorated with red waite.
and ue paper. and carrying, tied to cane, paper
portrait OF MIR. Tilden, MIR. James +. Tully. He
was being wheeled round the bocK under the OF
an election bet with John Miller. Jr. VINO, although
Republican. had conceded Tddens election. and thus
subjected himself to this labor. The trip was made
without accd MT except that Mr. Tully was nearly
tipped out twice
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The Police Commissioners yesterday appoins~
cd rgeaut Patuck II. Leayy to be- Captain VI the
Tnird Brooklyn Precinct ~ place OF Daniel Ferry.
elected to u Police Justiceshp.
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Tho strathclydo Verdict Qaa.hed.

LONDON, Nov. B.-Lord Chief Justice Cock
burn to-day delivered judgment In the of Queen
agt. Capt. Kryn OF ihs G,rman steamer Franconia,
v ich SUNK the steamer strath ,iydr the Channel.
His Lurdship says the conviction of keyn must be
Quasncd from want OF jurisdiction.
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Ciiy. hHr been C sd ru bn athc mtut ~ ffcd L1Oln
oi Sew YORK. B -uinan a Seymour we're the propne-
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CAIRO, H., Nov. 13.-The Democrats this
morning claim the election Of Hartz,l, Demo
cr,t, fur lngres- In the Eighteenth District, by
twenty majority.
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Rh NS.IS.

LITTLE Rock, Nov. 13.-The latest re-
turns from this. the Tbitd Congressional Dis
trct, indicate the electil IN OF Lravens. tho Dem
o:ratic c-ndidate, over Mcclure, the Republican.
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while Mr.. John Doherty was sleeping In HE
Apsrtm, AT 40 Fulton street, Brookll tramp
terng, changed his ragged suit shirt sni al tor The
sleepcTs, Lnd quietly snraSeiawa un detected
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MADRID, Nov. l3.-The Circus Theatre ha'
been DESTROYED by nre. ID reported tna some lives
were lost IN the Oul ding
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per,shiue over her Child. Comm.

while Mrs. Ca,harlne stanton, OF Third street,
Hupofel, leaning coihn Of her child he'd
clothing took nre from tapr. Yesterday Sue was
dying.
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LONDON, Nov 13-Specie to the value OF fst.-
900 Withdrawn from the Bank Of England to- day
for sAil lment TO the United stales
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Cardinal McCloskey has been confined to the
Archbishopical mansion for several dnys past by Ill
ness His silment Is Bnghts disease Last evening he
WAS reported 10 DO muen better.
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PENNS YLYINI1.

PITTsBrR6H, Nov. 13.-The following are
the ofncial maiorites in the counties OF west
ern Pennsylvania:
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The Newark Courier. John Y. Fosters paper
proprletors
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Patrick Deluney Of Richmond staten Island.
bee ur urtur Nt-frri4i 90 cpn-"a ltncc OF eecltou
aAoLlnmIeAl and WI. AOnuI lod W L-e county lall.
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Jnhn 4. En-Ier IleiirinI

SAVANNAH. Ga, Nov I- he total number q
lntmen's 10 day MAS three. Of ~hich IAo atre jolJ
fever cttes
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J0i1INGS 4HOUr rOwN.

Northwest to southwr~t winds, warmer. foi-
Owed " colder, uly Sea,ner aud rising barometer.
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Gather Them In.
Deseret News. Feb. 23d.

DeSefeL News reD ~ou
To the Bishops and Presiding Elders IN all
the settlements of the Latter-Day Saints!
DEAR BRETHREN: 1t is our desire to
commence again to assist the scattered
poor of Gods people in gathering to Zion.
To aid in the accomplishment of this pur-
pose we request the Bishops and Presiding
Elders in the various settlements to give
especial attention to the collection of the
debts due to the Perpetual Emigration
Fund from those who have been assisted in
past wears. In view of the near approach
of the season of the year when our emigra-
ton leaves the shores of Europe, we desire
that cur brethren give this matter their inn
mediate attention, that we may be enabled
to do as much good as possible this present
year.
1t is the duty of all the Saints who have
the means to assist in the gathering OF
those of their brethren or sisters who are
still scattered in Babylon, and we should
be pleased to have the LEGAL authorities SO
licit donations from those who are not in
debt to tie p. E. Fund, and who are able
and willing to do their part for the gather
ing of scattered Israel.
Your brethren,
BRIGHAM YOU'VE,
DANIEL II. WELLS.
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POLITICAL NOTES.

The Republican papers of Kansas are
outspoken for Blaine for President. .i5a
It's hard in Governor to refuse re-elec-
tion, but that's Just what Hardin of Mis-
souri,, has done. @
The n. Y. San favors Ex-Goy. Seymour
for the Presidency.
Conkling to Grant eff you want it, 1
don't if you don't do '.seg sh.-
Governor Coke, of Texas, is reported to
have said that he would rather see Hen
bricks President than any other man in the
country. .f5,.,
A Washington correspondent to the Troy
Times expresses the belief that General
Banks is intensely ambitious of nomina-
ton for president by the Democrats as ''the
Union-saving candidate"
The New York Sun enumerates the fol-
lowing advantage in favor of Mr.. Blaine
He has the party support of the South,
represents the anti Catholic movement, has
struck the keynote Of the coming cam
paign, and s has more and war rmer personal
friends than any other Republican states
man.
On being approached by an admirer for
the unexpected change in his personal poli-
tics, ex-Speaker Blaine is reported to have
said . The Republican party has been
sentimentalized out of existence by what
calls itself an Independent press. mean
to revive the history of the party, to show
the country what it fought, what it did and
what it must do to keep the peace. .
The New Hampshire correspondent of the
New York Times says: 81 have had very
good opportunities of sounding prominent
Democrats, and thoy generally admit that
Daniel Marcy win never be the Governor 81
New Hampshire, and they say that theil
best course is to fight for the Legislature
securing which they can elect United
States Senator to fill the vacancy caused by
Senator Cragin's expiring term. But even
this hope seems dim and fading"
| An intelligent Republican reporter who
has been making tour of the Northwest.
ern States, writes to his paper in New Yorl
| that there is strong and growing senti
ment IN Wisconsin, Minnesota. Illinois, ,ant
other States, ON the greenback line, ana
that ex-senator Carpenter is shortly tt
make an elaborate speech against the re
sumption act. and all other protested meas
ures Of forced resumption, and such increas'
| Of circulation as the needs Of business ma.
/ require, and farthermofe for accepting tn
legal tenders in favor Of the Government
dues al the custom house. Gopaed Bluff
Gl0Ls.
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a Political Secret Revealed.

a How shall go to work to capture the
influence of some Congressman toward
getting me u government positions' in
quired Western man of a well-posted pol
itician the other day.
.sWhy persuade him to help you, . was
the reply.
8 Yes, but how shall / persuade him e''
said the Office seeker.
. Just as said--persuade him, !" persist
cd the old wire-pulier.
S7.. Yes know, but hoso persuade him
that's the question:. insisted the would-be
government employee.
! = Why, persuade him." still continued
the sly politician with wink, sdon't yos
understand = parss-aid him ?''
The man understood, but the inforfna
ton came TO llim--as it has TO many other,
like a revelation.
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Curious Facts Concerning Brain Inju-
RES.

Delicate as the organization of the brain
must be, it is surprising to read OF the hard
knocks it can bear, but even to It's adVan-
tage. One man who lost his brain, through
supoeration of the skull, preserved his in
tellectual faculties to the day of his death !;
and the brains of soldiers have been known
to carry bullets without apparent incon-
yenience. and to undergo operation for the
extraction of the foreign bodies without
loss of power. A physician, who was al
fiicted with an abnormal cerebral growth
which pressed upon the cavities OF the
brain. so as to paralyze one side of his
body. and render him speechless, retaining
possession OF his reasoning and calculating
powers until he died. One of three broth
ers. all idiots, after receiving severe blow
on the head, gained his senses, and lived to
be clever barrister. A stable boy OF duh
capacity, and subject to fits, had his wits
sharpened by the kick Of horse, which ne
cessitated the abstraction of portion OF
his brain; and Pope Clement vi. owed the
improvement of his memory to slight
eoncussion of the brain. On the other hand,
it is a fact that the brains of persons with
thoroughly disordered minds as rule pre-
sent no abnormal condition after death,
which is not to be wondered at when II ls
found that symptoms of a disordered brain
are frequently produced BY very slight
! alteration IN the constitution of blood.
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WHAT THE WITS SAY.
4 popular "myth ''-S-mith.

4 popular "myth ''-S-mith.
"Fm pure" people are generally impure.
A fiourishing business-Ornamental PEN
manship.
Two vane birds-The weathercock and
| the peacock.
The best kind of a sehool-tax-Syn-tax.
N. Y. Conn., Ado.
There is quite coldness existing be-
tween the poles at present.
A seamless clothing company in New
York has failed, and its creditors are ''welt-
ing" it right and left" -
1t looks to us as though that Boston for
ger, Winsiow, went back on his name, and
ost-fast.-Norristoso Herald.
All Pin is the Chin ese Minister to the
United States, but it's not stated what kind
of an All Pin he is.-Boston Globe.
A Boston paper says that the only way to
do when theater gets on fire is to keep
your seat and wait. Wait for what-to be
baked?
"Some New Workers talk of doing away
with police force entirely" This is an
other blow at the criminal classes.-Nor-
ristoaon Herald.
The two Maryland negroes who started
out in canoe few days ago to become pi-
rates have been heard from. They were
found in eleven feet of water.
Hair-splitting piety-Tbe Jersey City
BARRIERS have resolved to stop ha1r-cutting
on Sundays, but will continue to shave
their customers as usual VScEsburg Her.
aid.
In newspaper Offices out West when they
"bounoe a man the foreman drives the
nail upon which the man has been accus-
toned to hang his coat, up to it's head in
the wall.
Amid the cares and perplexities of life
there are few things that will make a
man carry his head so straight as to have a
ragged neck-binding on his shirt, with
plenty of starch on it well ironed in.
Some careful and deep-thinking student
has discovered that the word d e-b-tis COM
posed of the initials of "Dun everybody
twice." Credit is formed of the initial
letters Of "Call regularly every day; TIL
trust"
Nothing will undermine ones faith in
the sincerity Of friendship more completely
than to have friend ask us to take some
thing, and after the glasses have been emp
tied, to have him exclaim, as he 1uns his
hands, deep into his pockets, "I've got on
my other pants"
The World, speaking of a European
scandal, remarks "He is said to have
lavished 10000, 900 roubles upon this lady
during as many gears. This is not lavish.
It is downright parsimony. No lady can
live in any style on rouble year-a rou-
ble..is about equal to 100 copecks, Or two SIC
ca rupees Oils of mohur or one-fourth of
halbe vereinskrone) Graphic.