The Morning herald., 1876-06-12
Facts and FancIes.

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The great spur to American journalism
is Rowell.
Custer says "MikLelan is bigger man
than Grant,"
The European war cloud is getting to be
as big as y mans hand--with large sized
wart on it.-Boston Post. Sure sign of
wart-times.
He who leaves but one cat to grow
Where two cats grew before, is a public
benefactor and deserves the blessings Of
the community. Rome Sentinel
We own up, Crotlut, on Parton's Moth
er-in,law. Got a little mixed, but wish we
couMattyibute tito "wool gathering" Au
Contrawe, our wool is dispensing rapidly.
Folks that are searching for sraws to tell
which way the wind will blow in Cincin-
natl, next week, might find the Hayes in
dicating the direction.
1t may be interesting to some ofthe peo-
pie to learn that hemp and Democrats are
raised in Kentucky.--N. Y. Herald p. l.
man. Everybody knows that. The one
r.ises the other.
During the passage Of the Scraps home
to England from India, one of the Prince
OF Wales tigers bit off midshipman's
hand. Another lesson to young men to keep
away from the tiger, unless they're sure Of
holding safe hand.
The Gin. Commercial says that "the re-
nomination of Senator Anthony, of Rhode
island, insures him an uninterrupted term
as Senator, for twenty -four years. Which
will make him just cighty-four years old
when his term expires.
Twenty times at a picnic, yesterday, a
Flatbush girl threatened to kick young
man for spilling strawberry juice on her
dress, and twenty times she remembered
he: 81 fashioned stockings and didn't
kisx.- Brooklyn Argus.
A W 4stern paper says: "Talk about the
wind blowing the grasshoppers away. Ore
of them faced Mondays gale for an hour,
and then yanked shingle off house for
a fan, saying it was awfully sultry."
A Baltimore book-keeper badly poison
ed his mouth with a lead d-penciI few days
ago. The editor of the New York SIN
uses the same kind of pencil to write his |
libels against the administration, but, un-
fortunately he never places it in his mouth |
-NoT. Herald.
The Commissioners Of Salisbury, Mass,
at their meeting last week, elected for off
GERS Executive Committee, P. A. True,
G. K. True, N. S. Pike; Treasurer and
Collector, 2. A. True; Clerk, G. K. True.
Two Tue! Two True! If you G. K True
man, go to Salisbury, N. Spike him
down.
Some Rip Van Winkle has started this
joke: Charles Mathews, when |
asked if he had ever seen Cork, replied:
"No, but I've seen many drawings OF it,"
And now the poor old thing will have to
trot its ghostly round Through the News
papers again.
The Boston Post says that Mulligan is
a man who would not tell lie about !
Blaine but istoo Democratic to add that
Harney is man who would not tell lie |
about Kerr. 1t now looks as if Mulligan
might give Harney fourteen hundred lies
start, and overtake him in less than twenty |
minutes.-Norr. Herald.
1t is announced that the Danbury News |
man goes into the lecture field next fall |
with a discourse entitled England Viewed |
from Back Window" If Baily believes
that brevity is the soul of wit, why doesn't |
he call his lecture ''Rear Views Of Eng
land" and thus avoid making public the |
fact that he couldn't aifoad front room
when travelling in EuroPe.-Norr. Herald. |