The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1876-08-26
MONS. \. At LONG BRANCH.
cor. TFLDFN INp MESSRS. HEWTTT.
S,HELL, ANB BOOTH

Brotcu rp-rhc nigVeat kird o, t,iiurs.
Lose DVtNcH, Aug. 26.-rho ball wa.
grand. and MONTAGUE wa ts belle.
/ Surrounded hy lovely woman, guided through
til nitric ctcs OF the trolling gauzea, sm.lin.
/ and wi.:. tripplA. here and hopsi.e there
this famous son of Thesp's Jcaued uuon the
fcual" tirong o. e fragrant honey upon a
bed 1t two-iips.
TITO Government was not present.
lie ana the Poet hiod thor, hence to see the
, Cent enuia, gloti at plila lcirnin.
nat W. did not mourn like those without
| hope. Tor the rooms were flied with beauty, and
/ Montague was here.
It.nyou what Long Branch wants.
1t waits restluran. and 1t wants convey
nnce-.
You can't ret bceistcak douc here short of
Sl7j and when n man Is shore himself Sf.,5 for
a St ak IS tolcrahly long.
At the hotels prices are way up.
And they don't come down.
! The guests have to do all the coming down
thcra h. ard II they don't see IL, they don't soc
! anv breakfast.
WIN a place this 10 for the children of Israel
/ Jerusalem, but there's hosts Of EN- here.
They're the only people who have any m oney,
/ aud they don't spend II. They are clannish, too.
/ Tncv stick together like the Siaincse twins.
/ Wherever YOU ~ Won ma them. At the b II
! they ioomod up in Oriental sDondOr, ana exhib-
| lied some diam end OF uurest raw serenn.
| | nud that politicians effect The Wosi Bnd
J Hotel though why MOTEL which IL At the ex-
/ treue south SHOULD be- called the " est Is nuZ-
| zlcr-and " a uiIn with red face. a nall car.
| pet bag. duster, aud an umbrella gois out ~ tho
| car. tue west End porter seizos ann rs "a matter
tn Quakers prefer the Howland House. which
! Is ga or, for they never howl Themselves.
The Jews 20 to the United states Hotel
! Watcher they have IN abiding faith in their Odd
| idea OF rcunion or not. don't know, hik do
/ NNII4t Mf l.
nose can be- found PROMINENTLY planted ON the
/ Juit"d states porch.
| All sorts aud conditions OF men, women, and
chi uten 20 to the Ocean.
Nouody need a en- rarter there lis akind OF
cosmopolitdn OitI IIifiui where mans HUMANE
! home.
one .hlng is certain. It doesn't make so much
| difference about Your put-up as It does about
| II sou want t. re let alone, walk.
Butif YOU wish to rgske an Impression, drive
In some way get turnout, II It's only one
horse shay with boh-taled nag.
MAX me. II GU have designs on purse or per-
son YOU must have horse.
A. rule poor people come down, stay day,
spend az, their small change, aud 20 away smell
But the regulars spend nothing.
All The prupretors assent To- this. Not cent
Is spent for luxury, not cent for wine.
NOW aud then You NAV stumble over claret
cork but the pop busint ~ Is connned TO small
beer and SODA water.
remember when Jim Fisk ordered ono hun
dred bottles II vine al IA sittlLg for whole
plaza full uf.trirnus.
Aud then he died.
They don't do that sort Of thina any more aud
the bars are down In the mouth about IT, one
par man ha- gone ~ tue pecuuiary spout " the
tune ~ 100 this season. lIs tain pie ruon uas
decidedly hot amansion OF happness tor hin
. Jaw ex Judge Cardozo here this morning.
He's very handsome man, and rs gracious IA
ever.
Tho shore Is gradually washing away. 1,
would almost seem Ms If II saw so inucn washing
that u followed tho example. In Few wears
the Mansion House will be In the salt wave
IS certain as fatc.
We need a drug slor, here. TOO.
The idea OF paying hity cents Tor a pil and A
dollar after II 1. NJ. II you pail lie ben V is au-
surd.
\ dose ~ salts costs half dollar. right in wow
OF 10" ocean, "he' II man can got his ltlii ful
for nothing.
The bathing houses here are twice the size Of
those ~ Coney Island. II gives the sweat thieves
twice the room TO tlIrn about 10.
nere are no locks on the doors, and II YOU
leave anything in toe houses. you arc pretty
sure not to ind II whom YOU rciu-n. Ihis ne,
cessltates uIironag- ottre keeper nnd inc
"HN be Aecps fOr- 'tting VIVA ~" !. n1Il u r,,-
member ~ really pea-aut- ls a curiosity.
no.' "s s Sc, i,i4 is-ii, 1,"nan,e~ here
"H-s. uun hnu"; but here be T., and a me
o!4 pert. i' o.. - D." sure. He l. universal IA
Nou'g with ine l1Ai"s, ana when Montag lo lsu't
CIV iuutn ana 'ir Howit arl-in-armcI Ia
ui and down. 40 anl down the pfisl Tor liz
u I"IvNrf' ail every one" ga u Willie tho Hon.
\ .sini Would shake MS hr,d. adJu4' his
81 s'es' ana forsake ni, heyy for MS friends.
q" one Knows what's up' ut ga ear gossip IS
-hld I" have l"lf some one thar ho distinctly
heard tine -'NaH lihttempu" -,y tn4t X enc
nc;.' pi cou-e this vas At once .nieri'rctei 10
moan that sel i.our AMI Dur.he, eT WoulI Toe
TIC state hckrt, ana That HOsati1 SEYMOUR,
after harcu. would be secretary ~ St..e, Ieay,
NJ unqcr the new Cnnstitu ion. tnc GoYern1r-
shy To- D'rsneiner.
but didn't come here for politics.
Inrre arc other follles more attractive. az you
NAV vel believe wnsh record that more than
hye thoussnd human beings bathed IN the
bounding pillows yes eruNy
t. the only sport we have. when | say
% I ho
OF course after all. the features Of a place Ike
this are the eyes and ears. the nose aud mouth
lived aw bile there Il plenty TO see
enjoy the driving OF The ladies,
Dear creatures, how BADLY they Il 10 drive
As rule there is not more tbgn ono smash IN
day but wbr, | can't tell. Every day when
the tran Is due The Aramintas Of the branch
ih'V c.l = diving. call It ProvdenilA inter
ference; ne br1nch girls hnow more about
cardinal ribbons than anv othef'. and us con-
slant wonder that the noblf bTutcs they drive
don't brain ONE 90 Them every day.
or at least they might skAdl 'eu.
Dld tell You Uf Grants latest fsyorite turnoutp
LIS a ouc-norso buggy, with a very much no
horse Wr To the max thitplils n. The Govern
iIeut sipuches Ia ms SO tt, Vanderbilt used 10
sit straight ass IIu Darrel uehiud Ala iightniug
team X oert homer sits M" 'nw,r, urHl,
SOLID, ami lpll,l.. as to -Ide- Ia superb SION.
But Hiram doesn't seem 10 caro- wh,t tier riOrv
awaits MIN ~ MT lie sh tics lu ana hoiu, oi,
Iowa behind. There's no snc 70 to MIN. There
in, d of inst hor-ev way tc usHd To haze. lie
seems dem zed, played 0ut, gtnd out. kiu1cr.
Ana t"e morse doesn't care any moro aoo4t *
tina Tile m -ter.
T,rnnp- l.- chan.e Of lfe
they oal tl.a last run down tho " Ilua.,rd
train, ana over $50 rarraaes, wagons, dra,s.
ana whatuots 'rs down 40 tne IL pot to meet the
DUSTY dHr ms wnrn {. eN come. Such utvo4lu
iu fancy b tts sud lontinl nhhons ls trul, tlucn-
ing, and many a hNIpY husband sa,s, a. he
eazes at tDv bright ucdl1 u before him. How
ueur how very, very dear. ~. indeed, aud
uan5 u them cheap at hail Tho moaey.
Edwin Booth Wa hr.o tll1 woes.
lie tI dc % has l.at fnf ,.U