The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-05-11
Written Expressly for the Stark Co. Democrat
PENNSYLVANIA DEITSH
Breef fun Sammy schnitzler.

LOT on Qer Sentennlcl snow, un Wann
mer aver desmohl g'humbugged wera
don ga ich all my dawg un des lavas ne
in kea show mae. An gooter show is
ebbas waert, aver n humbug show set
mer gor net patronisa.
So feel os ich vase sull des now amohl
n show 81 os mer aw ebbas sana con-
net yusht Ellifonta un Monkeys un
Renoseerossa un hnf baniche kelwer,
aver aw so kreddoora os we Chinamenner
un wildly Irishe un geduldiche Deitshe
un long baniche Yankees un Irisha un
Fronsosa un shwartzy, galley, browny un
g'mixty Africanishe Amerikaner NIT wull
uf era KEEP. Es is noch ebbas os tzu sana
is, un sell is der President Grant, un
wann ar seller Bellnap un der Babcock
un der Simon Cameron un all 81 gooty
Comrawda nit bringt, don is seller
branch fun show allanich n fartle daw-
Ter w9rt.
Sc sawga Sc wetta aw feeler lac saucha
weisa os tzu de olty tzeita g'hared, aver
es is mer bong Sc dun sell net recht.
Wann ich ebbas mittzu du het don will ich
der sawga we ich S mancha date for de
gooty olty tzeita wdder tzurick bringa.
Doch setta sc n shanes un gootes bluck
house baua un family nj du os aw ebbas
vase fun weaga we os de lett labed hen
we iCh noch n klaner bu war Wann
de bossa fun show mich un de Fanny
appointa data for so n olt fashiondy hous-
haltung tzu runna, don date ich amohl
drau ga un date n goots roat un gale
shtrafich lumpa carpet in de front shtub
nj du, un dino msta n holb dutzend
commonly shteel nj un aw n settee un a
grosser shuckle shtool, un huls-uffa
nit roat G panty huls kisht hinner m
uffa. Un dino date ich aw n shpiggle
CLAWS on de wand henka un a picter fun
General Washington un a picter fun
Washington siner fraw. Dino for der
parlor OBJ fnischa date ich n roat g.
painter fliggle dish nj du un aw n shpin-
rawd ms eek fun der shtub shtella. In
de kich date ich n grosser fatter dish
shtella, aver kea koch uffa. Der weag
os Sc ais g'kochd hen in olty tzeita war
NIT m huls fire i'm fire hard, und nit m
grossa elsa hoffa un brod pom NIT ma
Tonga handle drau. De book muld date
uf n klae benkly shtella un Sc tzu decka
so os de katza un de mice net drau kenn-
ia. Un oil S blech gsharr-de wesh
shissel, un coffe con, pint blecher un al
les fun seller aurt date ich ufhenka in der
kich, so os mer sane kennt we shae Sc
kltzera.
Aver S besht dale fun de olty tzeita is
der weag we mer ais g'lebt hen sella-
mohls. My gooty olty mommy hut ais
essa g'kochd os anne aw g'feedert hut.
Anes fun era beshty middawg essa war
ais shnitz un k'nep init gshmoked ST.
flesh. For reeva un weiskraut koCha,
un aw boshknawda, hut Sc gor net ge-
butta warra kenna. Un wann S ons
shnitz pie bocka gonga is war Sc aw um
de weag. Now so n househaltung un so
olty shtyle wer S very ding for de lett
weisa ON grossa show. Un noch ebbas
Mer set aw de lett weisa wass for fashions
os Sc G hot hen we ich noch n bu war.
Sellamohls hen de weibsleit era eagny
kleader g'maucht, except de Sundawgs
kleder, un for sell hen Sc ais elf bens
cordOon Gus m shtore gkawf, An
yeady fraw un all de maid hen sellamohls
OILS fox un wull g'shpunna, un dino hen
se's tzum waver gedu un hens wava lus-
sa. A dale shtuft hen Sc g'maucht for
hemmer un dish dicher un aw so drieck-
iche Weisy dichlein os Sc um de klany
bubbalin era be rum wickla un aw shpel.
la. Un n onner sort shtuft os Sc G
maucht hen war holb leinich, un fun sell
lam hen de weibsleit era limerick G.
maucht NIT short gowns uvva druf so
uf n awrt we Sc de de monkey jackets
maucha in denna nei fangledy fasions
tzeita. Sellamohls hut mer gor mex g.
wist fun so shoddy, shtuft os mer allie
we'll kawft in de shtores.
Un noch ebbas os interesting war wann
sen alt fashionder kucha un beer shop
runna date ON grossa show. For sell
du date S n shmarty un plesseerliske
atty fraw nemma. Der shtock w9r lcb-
kucka, an tzull dick un dri by feer tzull
crosse, for n cent S shtick, klaney rundy
kucha feera for n cent, longy horty leb-
kucha os Sc de lady fingers hasa, grund
Mss for dri cent n blecely full dri sorta
cigars-commony, feera form cent holb
seponshe tzwae for n cent un shponishe
for n cent S shtick, Wann sellamohls
OILS n mon besserer shtock g'shmoked
hut os holb holb shponish dino war ar
orrick extravagant considered. Un for
SON oltfashionder shop tzu runna used
mer kae lager, aver fun goota an pura
shmall beer os mer kawft for feer cent de
buttle Sellamohls hut mer kena n ord
Itch grosser shwell nemma for about n
elf bens odder fnftze cent. Aver we is
8 now? Eli n holwer dawler is hardly
g'nunk heitich dawgs for n antzeller
commoner suf un cigar dertzu De
tzeita hen sch so orrick ferennert os S
an goot ding wer wann mer now amohl
fuftzich yohr tzurick gooka kenta, un
dino udga eb mer besser odder shlechter
OBJ sin os mer ais waura.
OF course, ON grossa show sana mer
feelerla coryose saucha fun denna mer
gor nix g'avist hut we ich noch n bu
war. Dresh machina, mae machina,
wesh machina, shteam engines, tele-
graph machine, un allerlae machines for
huls OBJ huvvella un deera un sash un
onnere sauch maucha. Sc behawpta os
mer sich orrick ferwunnera werd wann
mer amohl allies saed was dc neie tzeita
uns gevva hen, un dawrum name ich
mer set aw de yungy lett fun heitich
dawg weisa we mer un unser dawdes un
gross dawdies un mommies un gross
mommies ais G 'labed hen we mer noch
gor nix g'wist hen fun all denna ma
chimes un Railroad un Telegraphs. Sell
lamohls sin mer uftmohls tzu foos gonga.
Unser waitza un corn hen mer ais OBJ
g'maed nit m ref, uu gedrusha nit m
dresh feggle For N elf bens shtickly
hen mer n punt butter kaufa kenna, un
for nine cent n dutzend oyer. For tzae
bis tzwansich cent hen mer n bushel
epple kawfa kenna un for about dri fps
n bushel krumheera Aver sellv tzeita