New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-11-26

So II you want to esospe ouT bullets.
Yon must vots for I iidtn and Hendricks.
The two best men in the LAND.
Massey.
Tho Csrsers Get the News Of, TilAes's
Electisn-The Eject Upon shae Vlrsueus
Coxyz1arf ReADs, I,
WITCH ID in the State Nv Kentucky,
November 3. 1870. }
We've got It'll wus 80 existed about tho
elecshun-s0 anxshus that, alter v0tin for
Tilden and Reform four times in lpieany,
came strato to ..ooisvlIle. and tho moment
We got the moose that Tilden he'd kerried
Moo York and Connections took tho train
back to Secession vile, and found thore
Bascom's mule, wiCh Good ride over 70 tho
Corners. BAsc0n IL considerable nv me; I
owe him toU much tor him TO be anything
else.
He'd 1 pen dipped in Twin lite 1 coodens
describe tho ecstacy nv our people whom i
told EN- that Tilden and Reform he'd kerrisd.
the day, aud that henceforgh we sho0d live
under Democratic administrator. Dec
kin P0grsm sOt down and cried with Joy.
"BascOm," sed b :, two streems maxim their
way down his cheeks, maxim little burrows
ez they run. and droppia off the tip nv his
nose, &c. w., of my credit 10 good for any
tnsn&s e0t om up. 10eA eA COOo give
you third mortgage ON my place. ! shsl
live to lick Niger sgin."
And it wuz set up. Csptsiu McPelter,
lssaker Gavitt, Squire n'Geath and the rest
nv EN- came in, and Basc0m in his delirious
JOY sot bari on tap, and refoosed to charge
. thing.
The moose affected the different claasss nv
Our populsshen differently. Tho niggers
al went homo e. soon ez they heerd the in
telligs noe, and bsrricaded their houses.
Pol ock and Big'er put up the shutters on
their store immejitly, anu n0tist nv en-
loadin mp vat firearms they he'd. Tho mig
ger postmaster abandoned his posishen and
went into P0llock's stare, and the Niger
collector went ont into the county with his
books and papers.
They he'd no need nv doiu it, however.
The Dimocrisy nv the Corners he'd moro In
portant biznis on hand than reaAsertin their
rites over . lot nv degraded niggers, and
It'll moro degraded carpit-baggers. We kin
attend to them ut any time.
Issaker Gsvitt and Captain McPelter had
biznis in their eye. and they wuz esger to
git 1t it. There WOE . spekilater from Loo
isv:lle present, wich he'd come down es soon
to buy up the claims nv the loyal people Nv
the Corners against the gineral govern
ment for property destroyed by Linkun'0
hirelins durin the late fratrisidle struggle,
and he he'd made an offer to take EN- all as
thirty cents on the dollar. The question to
be considered wus whether We should take
this offer or trust to our own represents
tives to collect EN-.
Mr.. Smithers, the spekilator, told 10 that
it wood post NJ moro than eighty per cent
to collect em, anyhow. He warned % that
the Democrsy had spent over "a, 600 coo to
carry the eleckshuD, and that wood hev to
come out nv these claims first Then. thsre
wuz the agents which would hev TO hev
Their slices, the members themselves which
wood take Their bites, the heads Of depart
ments and tber fsvor.tes wich wood hev 70
hev their divvys, and 90 on, till, by the
time the claimant got his money it wood be
shaved down to mere nOthin.
We laft ct him, and remarked that 70
Good make the claims large enuf to kiver
all these things, and in that way git wat
Wuz comm to us.
Gentlemen" sez he, "perhaps 700 don't
know that there will be in Washington, i'm
mejitly. the entire gang that wuz with jobs
son. No matter how big yo0r claim IL, 700
won't git ez much e. offer 700. Do yoo
want them to 20 thro the hands nv xrs.
Cobb and schf'
That staggered me, for I did some claim
biznis in Washington myself, dooriog john
advised our people to make
out bills large enuf, and sell IN, wich they
finally agreed to do, and We sot about
maxim nv IN ont:
lsseker Gavitt, for horses tsken. BY John
No gan in conscience Of Redrsl inva-
shun, and . ass y ment of Nv farm pro
dux cons 'omed by ak FedrAl s0Ijers
vich eappt oae ni;e on his place. $50. 80
Capt ain AcPelter, for muies, corn. and two
berels Nv whisky lstt in hie dis .illefy.
while he WIS with John Morgan. and
Other property which no sooden't re-
member. ........................... 10000
oeekln Poxram. Tor seve'a, lengths Nv lale
fence, 8 lot nv sweet pot stoss and other
property used by Eve Fedrel pikkits.... 10000
put in . claim tor time lost in avoidin
Fedrel forces, and for ginerai anguish
aOorin that terrible five yeers to tho amount
~ $40 600, and BascOm put in his bill for
no. Co for the absence nv the people nv the
Corners five days, while the town wex ok
Zepied by rebel troops. Tue other citizens i
Vhich footld up, after We he'd doktered en-,
o suthin over $2o0.00 We had great
leal nv trouble, for the citizens are igner- /
mt. Why men came in which had lost
ONE fence with bills for $50! Sich We put
lp to $1,000 or $4,000, ez tho case mite b,
hat Their mite be some show for gittin
uthia.
Some NV EN- he'd some doubts ez to how
ve wuz goin to put en- in ez loyal oitizens,
mt fixed all that. swore to Isssker
Savitt's 10y atty, he sw0re to mine, Deekin
'ogram swOre to Captain McPelter's, and
y the three O'Clock the next afternoon We i
led the papers oil made out and the matter
IL arranged. The spekilater footed up the
mount and drew his pocket-book to pay
m of ut the rate nv thirty per cent. 1t
vuz q critikle period. BAscOm s0t there
With his akk0unt book to receive
he money, wich he intended to take out
vat was comm to him-he he'd bills sgin 10
sich wood absorb the most nv it-and for
rat balance wuz doc 1t wuz Understood
hat he shoOd give US credit at his bar.
lis eyes glistened, and waz weepin teers
+ icy.
ubstanshel froots of victry."
At that crittikle moment, list when the
corners wuz to be made opulent, Pollock
sde up with Louisville paper, which Aerf
hrowed in tn us with Q 6endish emile.
The spekelater looked at the he'd lines
nd drOpt it, buttonin up his pockitbook,
nd thrown the bills down upon the table,
TODD without eayin word.
"Pay us!' sLreeked in agony.
''Not q dollar" sed he; ''them claims nv
corn sin't with the paper they are written
n. Look at the paper"
l did look, and fell fsiptin to the floor.
Louisiana, Florida and South Carolina
u Hayes! Hayes elected by one votew
That wuz all, but it wuz enuif. That ono
ote hez cost the Corners deerly. We arc
espono ens. The niggere ell come ont Nv
heir houses agin, and Pollock opened hin
tore.
The spekilator in Southern war claims u
all here, ewaitin reliable intelligence. Nay
levin send ne the news VA want.
PETROLEUM v. NASBY,
Toledo Blade. Reformer.
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