The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1876-01-19
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among themselves, and would ut al
times be as calm and severe as a Qua
ker meeting, but for the county suck
ers ''Ov thequill, who occasionally Wis
it our mo not our but their dram
shops, which is located in our town,
and tbsy Nh bite at the bate; and,
right at this stage Of the programme
the very "old Harry is to pay general
| ly-the peace and quiet of the whole
town is at an end for q time; every
law, both secular and Divine, is with
out any hesitation violated; the officers
are panied to have to assess fines
against these depraved wretches, which
their half'elad, poorly fed, miserable,
haggards worse than widOuea wives,
and often not much less thar bakers
half dOzenOf little innocents, Who grow
up through many difficulties and pri-
yations almost asiliterats as they were
born, which is no fault of theirs. This
las thebig end ofthe trOubleESforsa the
habis taste or peslop isihBerited from
pareat to child, athh acenrsed habit lbs
variably runs through an generations
that follow, with occasionally an ex-
ceptiOn Of one in a family.
But, blythe BY, our city fllhsrs are
taking vigorous and firm steps to sup
press rowdyism IL. all, of its forms gen
erallys but especially within the cOrpo,
rate limits of this burg ppd have
asked for the aid Of all peace loving
and and law abiding citizens ofthe VI
cinage. SO mote it be.
There is no news heresbOuts of suf,
ticient importance 10 write about, more
than there is a large building being
erected near the town wharf at the foot
of Main street, in which, when COM
pleted, is to be placed machinery that
viii mash the ghost of corn and rye,
and when the concern iscompleted and
gets under full headway, ana jhs a
the first run Of dublings IS running the
last round in the worm and can be
scented at the nozzle below, we look for
the little man in the white house with
private secretary Gen. Babcock, with
the Evansville and st. Louis whisky
rings and their cohorts, the small fry
including the gaugers, assessors and
one horse collectors, all in Cromwell.
They vll beshere.sure, for the prOpri-
etor of the Lion House is now buying
pork, beans and whisky for the, oeca,-
sion, and has seven hundred pound
pOrker in his pen which will be slaugh-
tered on the occasion to hnch bis
guests between regular meals to pre-,
vent deliFium tremens. After they
have arrived at the hotel, registered,
travelling accOutrehlsnts
use some otpurifying fluid out of Green
rive q clean theis aces DOT theeem.
scious, for it wont do that, they will
don their best bih9nd,tueksr, they Will
then ask a private conference with Us.
the proprietors Of the mash house, the
small man 81 the While Hoass va
then propose that we give him and his
priysts @eretae ths eav share Of the
is. taxes on the critter, and we may
bqk re 0thenaS cheap q We can .sand
we retain the balance all provided un-
der psin Of death that We keen the
whole plotrfrom oh Bristowps ears. IN
to this proposition We will look |
as dignifed as Lord Baltipi6isl and q !
arrogant as Ali Ben Hamad's most |
naughty queen, and win say to them !
how dare you make such proposition
to gentleman like ourself, who is
known to have ever lived above suspi-
cion, and aDemocrat of the first water,
living in a democratic town, in a DEM
ocratic county, and in a democratic
State; the home of Clay, a Critten-
den, a Marshall and a. Breckenridge;
and directly upker and in short range
Df the guns ef Fort John Young
Brown, which on every opportunity
throws hot shot into your camp, so be,
gone to your respective hiding places,
we will have none of your moOn-shine
crooked whisky here; it shall be
straight, or none at all.
1 will close by asking your Egyptian
correspondent, cali Ben Hamad," who
seemsto ayeemlgrpted to this Land Of
Ihe nee Tor the cypress purpose ~
abusing our institutions, as he has got
atrO sSr6s 9TH AIithss b Rss
heard Of, and in bis last epistle publish>
z in NJ SCOT TN EEtup, gmsteEA
4 second attack on religion and charges
the words ,and4 acts. Of fanatics 10 n.
Iigion, when he ana every other man
Of sense knows that it it is for the want