The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-05-25

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A Bciks oguniy farmer has mowe3
wiih tie same scy,hc for thirty Ave
year,. iis SD, and be expects 70 use
Il uniil be i no mower
Topic Geological discussion.
pnecipal wasli colder o. warmer
hundred years ago than at present
Pupil honestly Il really dont &c
collect. air
An Illinois minister announced 90
81 Sunday night bulletin. Tho fuue.
RAJ q JuJss lscariot. To which an
0bliging fellow added. Friends Of the
deceased Afs cordially iavited
a New York printer. setting up
recent report Of horse race, said, The
fool sellers were busy, instead Of the
fool sellers, but il did not alter the
sense d the paragraph much.
josh Billings has written play.
The principal part will be taken by
the bind legs Of mule. and the dra-
matte movement win be FASTENED by
the business end Of hornet, skillfully
introduced.
"A JerseymAu married FIVE wives,
aud they were all red headed. He eE.
plains Il by relating that the first one
clawed the spirit out Of him so com
plo,ely that he didn't care after that Il
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"A young lady in Bardstown told
her lover that shelikedShakspeare very
mech, and that she read It when it
flrst came out Then she proceeded
TO scan magazine to see what the
spring styles were.
Some coniounded idiot has put
that pen where cant find it J growled
old Aspcrity, the other day. as be
rooted about the desk. All, um, yes
thought 50. he continued 10 lower
key. as be hauled the article from be
hind his car,
"A kentucky man lately took live
ice into his mouth along with some
honey. He then re6eeted-Chew bee
or not chew bee, that's the question,
here his tongue happened to touch the
hot end Of the aggressive insect, and
he decided negatively.
Two tramps stopped at the house
Of a lone widow ID Wostchosrer conn
~, aud one went in to beg. Very
soon he came ont with bloody NOSE
and a black eye. Did you get any
thing. Jaek7 Yes, growed the suffer
er, I've got the widows might.
"A student who failed TO pass in his
Greek history examination, rcpudiatet
with scorn the insnuation that he wa
not prepared. He had crammed him
self, he said. so tight that lie coul,
not get il out again.
"A smart answer--A minister il
one Of his parochial visits met a COW
herd, aud asked him what o'clock i
was. About twelve. sir. was the re
ply. Well. quoth the minister,
thought it had been more. It's neve
any more here, said the boy; it jus
begios at one again.
An experienced woman. who wa
about TO move, had much difficulty j
finding place TO suit her, She wa
well pleased with house up town, bu
the back. yard didn't give satisfaction
The fence didn't contain a single kno
hole, and she said she wasn't going Z
break her neck by climbing on top {
an old barrel 70 see what was going o.
10 the next yard
When widow presses Your hAnC
and tells you how she has made fou
dozen clothes pins last her twelv,
years, and she droops her eyes an
says a paper Of pins lasts three years
aud she looks up and smiles ros
smile, how on earth is fellow TO hrea
away and leave that house and cor
vince himself that she loves him onl,
f0F bis wealth
lie isn't 81 years old. aud be said
Pioasc. sister Sarah. can't have an
other piece Of that nice eustard pie 20