Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1876-10-20
AsHTABULA, OHIO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 90 1876 7

1t took me some time to git EN- away, foT
a louisville drummer for a likker house
happened to come in for drink, and the
entire meetin he'd gathered around him ex-
pcctin TO be askt to take suthin. 1t was a
bitter thing for me to stay away with such
an opportunity afore me, but ''dooty first. .
is my motto and l stuck it out.
The Louisville man havin treeted the
crowd twice, and there bein no show that
he wood do it agin, they reaSsembled.
Josef then remarkt that sympathizin with
the objects NV the meetin, he had prepared
some resoloOShens hiSself, which he shood
offer, with the remark that if he was inter
ruptld he wood to-wunSt lick the interrupt
er out OF his boots in less than minute.
WAREAs, The Republican party is lissenin
llSt now, TO Bob IngersOll nv nlenoy, an in
nddle, wich denies the truth NV reVeiashen.
therefor, be it
Resolved, That Bob IngeTsOll, in denyin the
divinity NV our saviour, in.iiX mortal stab
at the democratic party, To which a savior is
especially, necessity.
ResotOed, That Bob IngersOII. in denvin the
divinity nv our Saviour, hurts our feelins as
Democrats as it was for us mostly that He
came into the world and died.
Resolved, That when Bob IngersoII denies
the trooth NV one part NV the Holy Skripters
ne denies II all, and that when he shakes our
lalIn IN the savin NV the theef upon the cross
ne destroys the only hope the averidge DEM
ocrat has in a blessid immortality beyond the
grave. ''-o
RESOLVED, That when Bob Ingersou denies
the necessity NV place NV future punish
ment, winch shell be eternel, it shows that he
has never lived to the Corners and il there
fore, ignorant Nv wat the reouirementS nv
the situaShen is. Nv
Resotped, That Bob Ingerson ought to he
Immediately suppressed.
The resolOoshens, Bigler's and all. wuz
passed, and we wuz agOin on with other
biznis when the Louisville man happenin
to come in agin, the meeting all rushed to
the bar so as to be in time eff be shoOd in
vite the crowd to another drink. The fool
treetin twice or three times, it Was with
difficulty | got EN- back to biznis. / he'd
another reSoloOshen, which l he'd given
Deekln Pogram to present, but the old
saint was too much overcome by so much
gratooitus likker, and he sunk PROSTATE on
the floor, afore he could reed word Nv EN-.
Then, jist as Captain MPelter was about
maxim some remarks agin the alarmin in
crease Nv infidelity in conscience Nv toler-
attn sich men as Ingersoll, the Louisville
man assaulted him for pickin his pockt Nv
his handkerchief while at the bar, and the
brooser that Mr.. Morrisey he'd sent me jim
in the Skrimmage without KNOWN where or
which to strike, the meetin ended in
skrimmage that wreckt Bascom's place. 1
managed in the row to get the louisville
mans hat and coat, which he he'd injoc-
dishusly thrown of, for my share-I shall
stump for Tilden and reform in that coat
and got out to put them away in a safe
place.
When / returned the entire meetin wuz
snorin soundly on the floor, for they he'd
got at barl nv Bascom's, and it he'd fin
ished EN-.
writ out the resolooshens denouncin In
gersOll's infdelity on Deekon Pogram'S
back, for every table wuz busted, and sent
EN- to Louisville to be published, and went
home. It won't do for the Ablishnists to
put any infiddles on US.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY, Reformer.