The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1876-11-30
All Sorts Of Paragraplls.

= Those who come 70 you to talk about
others are the ones who go to others to
talk about YOU.
- you want to see perfect human
happiness watch school boy wrestling
with big potato pie.
= Young man, do not so cruel a thing
as to win the love Of girl and then leave
her helpless and in tears.
- Not to be able TO bear poverty is
shameful thing. but not to know how to
chase it away by work is more shame.
ful thing.
= The man who will abandon friend
for an error, knows but little Of human
character, and shows that his heart il as
:old as his mind is weak.
= Pretty girls are like concectioncrics
in more ways than ono. They are sweet.
they are expensive and they are condu.
Give to heartburn.
"Im the saddcst when sing" sang
u Sunday evening warbler. And so.
the whole ncighborhood !" roarcd an un-
musical voice in the street
= Tho Lexington Dipatch thinks that
they will not need any wood or coal in
the Senate chamber this session. Gary
will keep things warm.
= 1t is strange that the girl who can
crowd herself and lover into Il very mar.
row rocking chair, is the same one who
always occupies three feet scLt3 in n horse
car.
= Systematic temperance in eating
ana drinking is capable of shielding tho
'u'nnn body from the pcstilcncc of all
ciimcs, and from the fatal diseases of all
latitudes.
= We don't know that it va, the cp.
zooty that affected him; but he said will,
some violence eff that nr,c WAS running
for office, it would be c!"c,c ly a hand
some majority"
- 1t Is hnmilintny 10 Il young man
who has been singing his sweetest songs
i'll 'front.' Of "a house to l." told by n police
man that the family have been absent i,or
4 week.
what have you got in your carpet
bag y asked one Clergyman Of another, at
railroad station. "Dricd tongue" was
the reply. He had several manuscript
sermons in it.
When II woman cones to the door
and calls after her husband, Hen
RE finishing the last syllable in
capital letters you may know that She
Is not i'll capital humor.
- Every man il said TO have three
ciaructcrs---thc one he proic.sc, To have
the one he himself thinks he has and the
one he really has The last is ,i,t alwuvs
equal To the other two.
Shut your door when you come IN,
and when you have done talking on bu-
slncs1, serve your mouth the same way" il
the pert notice posted conspicuoIslv
upon IN office in Washington
"a little girl, showing her little
cousin about four years old Il star, said,
"ihat star YOU sec up there is bigger than
this world" "No j, isn't" said he.
Yes, it is" "rhcn why don't it keep
the rain off,
Mrs. Partingtor says she did not
marry her second husband because She
loved the male sex, but just hccaisc he
WAS the same size of her first husband
and could wear out his old clothes
= Two ladies were discussing Il third
who is, of course, absent. "Shc is really
charming," says one, ",ind, above all. she
hns such an air Of intelligence" Yes"
answers the other; "but there nrc no
| words to that air."
A man in Buffalo pulled off his coat
and jumped in the canal to save n woman
from drowning. when pickpocket stole
his pockctbook from the coat, and the
woman sworc at him for pulling her hair
In his effort to save her life.
"A Springfield girl having rcbukcd
| her brother for using the term Sweat"
the latter bitterly remarked; "Whcn it's
morse, mes swenty; when it's man,
pcrspire is tho word but when it's n
young Indy, like you, she only glcws."
- She wouldn't stand to have a tooth
pulled for one million Two hundred thou
SAND dollars, sho said, and yet she walked
the street all day in tiny gaitcrs, two sizes
too small for her, and thought nothing of
it; but then nobody saw that tooth, and
several saw the gaitcrs.