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only to make thoir dwellings, light. but thei1
bills Lighter.
We would give IS to know how the penny
cakes OF fresh maple-sngnr get HJ-specked-
Ronte Satinel.
rogue lately advertised that for 81 he would
send to any addsoss handsome package con-
tanning l00 presents Each package turned ous
to DO paper of pins.
What are you-conddenca operators 2" said
gruu old fellow to two little besgar-g girls whc
nsked for Alma. No. sir" said the smallest
natn charming simplicity. mo. sir but IA
'opes to be-"
At a little gathering tho other evening, soras-
pody a4ked man he was fond Of the opera
to satd he was, psssionatel3. He always liked
taat M part whaze tho lady rides around and jumps
through the hoops.
Little 4-year-old playing with her dolls i.
! NOW, you lay rhere, mi dear, and you lay
isnt tae1e r,r, Mofns5 sar Wby' Eo yea know sh.'
mamma, In playing they arc chickens
an old colored woman Of Atlanta is said to
naVo ASed Tor yaara bs going from house tu
louso among lar friends, aud stopping ut each
dag OF two at a tirne- She must by this tina
no most accomplished Dlnah~out
man in Providence, who was recently Bit
ten BY mad dog. Inns paid oil big bills and
| made his will. It may 10 very WICKED. hnt sorna
OF tho tailors and shoemakers 10 proyldence AKA
uow praying that large number OF the yopnr
men OF tho place may be bitten by mna dogs.
too.
Thanks, sna Thousand Of than, to tho tn
known genius who intr,stea 3 trunk, with hiyo
OF beos III it. to the tender Elerclea OF Syracuse
baEgago-Bmaaher the other day. Tho Company
viii pag for the bees and the doctor thinks h;s
patient will DO around again in fortnight or 30.
-dlbonv Express.
When man gess both his teca raashed, ron
aer1nS him unable to work for three nun.hs,
thero'5 cothiu, tlat cheoss him UP so much, and
30 cifactuall; k6ep7 tho Tol{ from tho door, as
FOR his felow-workmen to pass series OF reso-
lutiooa praying for bis speedy recovery. and Of
daring au cngto5sad copy OF sha sa11o to 10 pro
Eeuted to his fan.i'y.-Norristonn Herald
4 Benton County man hid 5000 il tue epa1o-
1oom stove. TAe na1t day lis wlfa'a mother
came down duriag his abso:sco tor threo weeks
vtsil, and that Bpara room was warmed up for the
pick up shreda az that maa's hair and clothes,
where he dubbed himself around tic country
when he heard Of it. anywhere within 10 miles OF
tho house. burlington Uaukrye~
'Erery man," said 3Iarx Lonou. ooe evening
at his club 'has his pcculiaritics. tho3sh think
am as free from tlcta as noss nea C.. aus rate,
don't know what they ara" NOBODY coatra-
u,S]a 80 oIet ~ tt'.e:'' oot t1aso' - Wu''o
a!nert asIitn askon: "h!sh hanu DO You snnTo
Win, uneto -, Win my fteht haid, Eeplied
lemon. a.: fotnFaod TUG ot'or, that
your Pecunar1IS; noat pco1le enaVa With
ia1os'
q, now to kll time: ii1ss cntca M your tlme-n9
,ll ane Iote!ocA' possios, ihen no!a NM tfehs.
nlh noo' ano lct tue 9 one oo eoou one. lhen
"a haocA nm GOWN. 1hGn maks faces at him.
~. 1nen pun nis nose ihen sls on hla heau.
Inen as ask nim u nes naa enough now OF VIII he
"al1 ~ ne seta II u no cont answer, ron n.nf
concluuo you nave ht1eu nl"---'e~ 1ofa Cons
"eTe7as AoteTt1sef-
4 certain man who livce within 60 miles O,
Boston has an impednans IN his yeace, and il
otherwise not exactly like other men He Isd
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