The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-05-04
PENNSY VI HANLA DEITSH
BREEF rum SAMMY SCHNITzLER.
DuNNERspARRIcK. April der q, ,76.

De Fanny war shun long hinner mer
os ich amohl awfonga set wennich
maner fun iterishe, morawlishe siente-
icky un religionizedy subjects shriva set
subjects os de lett aw denka maucha.
Sc behawft my breefa sin tzu full so nom
senses shtuft os de lett yushst lechert un
os sell eva doCh net exactly Is recht
ding is. Ebmols wenniCh fun hawa
duts goot gnunk, aver net alsfOrt.
Well, de Fanny hut uf ca w@g recht.
De mensha sin net all anerl@, A dale
sin alsfort un a goota humor un onery
sin alsfort long. .g'siChtiCh un shtelIa sich
aw os wann allies in der welt sunnersht
seversht wer um uf IN weag tzum difel
A dale lett sin SO hOchmeetich os Sc leever
hulgera data os Sundagws uf der shtrase
appeara ona stylishe klader uf IN bookle,
un onnery sin happy un independent, un
gevva nix drum we Sc appeara, yusht so
os era klader decentun monnerlich goOka.
A dale lett jOina de Kerrich we'll s fash
| ionable is, un aw for era bizness nit
helfa, un onnery joina de Karrich well
Sc honestly on unser leever II rr Gott
glawa un feela os wann Sc eem deena
wetta un reCht du. A dale lett behawpta
os N fraw nix bessers uf der dish du con
for middawg essa os sour krOut un shpeck,
un onnery behawpta os 3 sour krout
shtinkt un net fit is for Is de 81 t2u
feedera. A dale lett sine uf der manung
os mere grossy, deeb in de otfissa nj leCta
set, so we's de Republican party ais dut,
un onnery sin uf der manung os mer
proweera set ehrhChe lett in de Oftissa
du un all de deeb in de penitentary
shtecka. A dale lett drinka whisky un
w@rra g'suffa, un a dale drinka kalt
wassa un sin olsfort sober. A dale lett
sin Ludderish, dale Cordullish un aw
feel onnery Presbyterian, Reformed,
Baptist un Efongalish. A dale deem
schwartzy klader aw un dale browny.
A dale lett sin in English, un onnery
Deitsh. Es hut aw shwartzy weisy un
browny un roty un galy mensha, Els hut
monsleit un weiDsleit, un dale mensha
game bawr-feesith un dale onnery ken
k@ shoe. I'm all des proof os mer N
ivver GUS grossy variety hen.
Aver es hut noch N sort lett os ich
particularly mentiona will. Es is wass a
dale Englishe lett chuckle-headed Dutch
men hasa. Doh fergona hut amer meer
selver ins gsicht nj g'sawt iCh w@r
n chuckle-headed Dutchman;" un
der Bensh Dingrch hut g'sawt wann yea
mohls amer cen seller weag insult don
ahlawt ar n aw um. Aver nit meer is
s onnersht, for ich consider s an A
Number Cne compliment wann Sc mich
n Dutchman hasa, for Is is wohr, iCh bin
N Dutchman fun kup bis tzu foos, un ich
bin aw shtuls derweaga. Un es maucht
mer aw gor nix GUS Wass sc sawga weaga
meim kup-eb ich n chuckle head bin,
odder N shwell-head, odder n cabbage.
head odder enniCher onnerer sort head
yusht so os se's net tergessa os iCh N
Dutchman bin-an raler, GUS gwaxner
un soldier Pennsylvania Dutchman.
I'm now uss uns amohl sana wass for
lett os de Pennsylvania DutChman aw
sin. G@ amohl noch Berks un Lehigh
Lebanon, Lancaster, Cumberland un York
counties, un dort fnnsht plenty fun de
Pennsylvania DutChmenner un aw era
shaney viewer un maid. Sc hen de
shenshty un beshty plontawsha, de
shensty un beshty gei un uxa un allies
Sc eagna aw s beshta lond in shtate, un
Sc lava besser os ennich onnery sorta
lett uf m gonsa ards-budda. Wann sc
i'm bizness game don runna sc de biz
ness for common uf ehrich principles
De besty menner os Pennsylvania yea
mohls g'hot hut waurer Dulchmenner,d der
Simon Snyder, der John Andrew Shultz
der Governor Ritner, der Governor Skunk,
der John Strome, der William Hester
Un es hut aw Pennsylvania Dutch
menner in Ohio, Indiana, un sheer ivver.
all wo mer onna gait. Els hut orrick feel
in CantoL, un in Stark county, um Sc sin
aw de sOidy menner fun county, un
meer wo noCh doh derhame sin teela aW
shtuls os mer so gooty un shmarty cousins
drous in Ohio hen, un ich feel particu-
larIy goot os iCh N chance mob oily woCh
N breef on Sc tzu shriva in unser eagna
goota olta mutter-shp proch. Ich muss
aver doch aw N goots wardt sawga fun
mon os der Stark County DEMG Graf
drucht. According tzu der shpellng fun
sein nawma daet ich judga ar isa wennich
in der friendshaft NIT Irish bloot. Any
how, waun ar Detsh bloot in sich hut
muss IS all fun siner nOmmy era side
har kumma. Sell maucht aver nix GUS
-wass ich sawga will is des der DEMO
Graf man dut IS fair ding, for ar gebt uns
Dutchmenner aw n chance in sineT
1zeit,,nq Ar vase os ar s net helfa con os
81 larnung so defective is os ar a wennich
i'm dunkella is wann s ons Pennsylvania
Deitsh gait, aver ar is ON larna, un wann
ar while fort mauCht don WRrd ar ivyeI
a while yusht so gOot un SO shmart un
so shlick un so happy os wann ar Detsh
gebora w@r un uf getzoga uf saur krout,
lever w@rsht un fasnauchts kucha.
Els hut aver aw noCh onnery Dutch
menner os net Pennsylvania sin. I'm
wer sin seq Amer h@st Bismarck, un
amer Won Moltke, un amer Wilhelm hut
tzwa ordlich shmarty buwa, un amer
hasa Sc der Charley un der onner Unser
Fritz Of course sc sin aw all fun
chuckle-headed Dutchmenner-wass mer
de dummy un gale-feesiche un geduld-
iche Deitshe h@st. Aver we DUNN sin
Sc? I'm We wella mer judga wass for
chuckle. heads os Sc sin. Luss uns now
amohl considera.
Doh for pawr yohr tzurick hen de
fronsosa amohl era mind uf gmauCht os
Sc denna dummy un dobbche Chuckle-
headed Dutchmenner amohl era KEEP
tzurecht setza wetta. Of course, de
fronsosa wara sure os Sc 8 aw du kenna,
we'll Sc sich GUS gevva hen ais s gresht
military lond in der welt. Dino sin Sc
amohl OBJ g'shtart NIT era grossy army ,un
se warra sure os wann Sc amohl in Deitsh-
land sin os de dummy un dobbiche
chuckle headers all shpringa w@rra.