The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-11-10

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I've tsrrh.rva into that = N. f.gais f,sn.
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"iss," raid Mr. kanlth. sally.
"ronr lnncst,rrlr. ihr coston man. j.
cnInplstr wreck. saw evrn his oll
lxsosa solrl under the hammer y.sssf.
day."
"WnAr object dn ron now ~sri"
asked the dccsor. The young man hcs.
itasr,l. and then replied; III appears
like iackAs~, doctor, but | shink its
your shadow"
WnES man shoots hiS sweetheart,
hccAnse Nhc won't marry him, In Jaran,
hc gets ticsl in hag full of thiSsles AMI
rolled down rocky precipies into TIN
sea- And II serves him right.
A porlSa young father boasts that his
lMhy son in 10 ahcctionatc TINT he sits
mp with his parents nearly all liirlt, ami
~ tough that hc seems 10 hass no con.
c.palnn VI fatigu" Or oi tic ',tns oi
LAY.
IAN. r,ntn, old fellow lows she
mmhagn. and how's MI III hornet"
!" Better, thanks. I'm bachelor just
~ prtsent--~ifcs visisin. hcr moih.r.
All then. you're slsh out . wa..rs'
Precisely nj water.
Tmr paraerarhist II tho New York
Commercial .idrcrfisrf wrote: We
don't like 10 hear oi these nth Carolina
wa~ clubs. Why cant our white anl
hlack Southern brethren overwhelmingly
together IN the paths of peace" !" ls 1t
strange that this man Inns convnls.onss
= | nro yonr pardon, gentlemen, ah.
served bismarck % u couple oi loyal
lsrit.ns whp were predicting the share
II Tlorv thu wonltl fall ts thu .won I'm
walls of England In casc ~ European
war, ~ hcH your VA ton, hnt wlias was
TINT You remarked a.oui tho wooden
hcal1 of Engla Ia - Rrookiyn aryas.
SHh wouldn't ktana u have Il tooth
pulled Tor onn million two hundred
Thousand dolMra, she said. nnl vet sla
walked Canal street in tin, CATERS two
ei1cs too small for her, and thought
nothing III II; hut then nobody uw Tint
10Th, aud several saw the CATERS. .Ne,p
Orisons Hati, tn.
4 nASxsR hns SOME doubts M to th.
genuincncw of tho signature of a prom.
iH&ry note TINT has cnme into hls pos'
session, nld sends his clclk 10 the nlnkef.
We have. 4 note for 10000 fianss aa
whicl, IL what rurporss 4, le your rigta.
inr.. II il yn,,rsi Il. TIM note PRO.
tested Il" !" No. sir .rhnn II il Int
mime.
nAKsoMriERe, Frcrc', Ambassador II
Spain. was tllin. Henry ". Inv he
entered MadliI. - was amounted un
TIM very smallest mule IN lhs world. "
said thu Ambassador. .Ah," tail lin
King, "whnt mn amniing ai.hf, IL s,e
thu hiKgcSt A<s mounted on the smallsst
mnlc!' ~ WAN Yenr Maiest.'s nepte
sentative" was tho reioin.ler.
MUSICAL aLuTroS.
liz waited for hi. oyster slew.
And draMnsd upon his plato
-,lu wuh his lated fork.
Ahd thus dill lnrsiisaisi
- thiGk ome plate viii NIT suffice
think wuusd mi rns u
| ~ ,houli take another .llsll.
Ill ia II, yss. IN dauta
/ itv took hts ssss, hr tsnk his two,
And then he heAsss HlxA. q.
AnA Mnrtnnf.i tn the walters ess,
An.ti,sr dish IN trle
Anatls r, aisd AHatiirF slii,
utast, WIN Lr hal esAsssi.
Ihs hAlHaM aN~trr depaA hal
"A quartet nj ths isAst,
- iArt rasfths. u, t@si.n T,an.sr.Ia.
Az 4 gentleman stepped into NV
!, Yolk drug shop anl called for gl.sa ri
so.la water, tho boy at the fountain
jokingly asked, "Will yon have ils il,
III" "Irx, sir, sa,d Tho man prompt.
| u. Tho hoy scouprtl one of the will,
aud, dropping II In thu eirur, drew on
| tho water, AMI set II down for TIN plr.
poso Of continuing tho joke; but hefore
he could withdraw II the ntvangrr ssiasa
thu glass anl Swallowed Tim beverage,
| ny anil nll, remArking. "A l,e wipel his
mouth, I'D u swallowed Tint II II hal
been MI elephant, nthur'n hass \ bay
with no hair on hss lip grt the bekt of
| me-.
| Al Express R0hher nloWn lnto Etcr.
nity.
Az the Shasta and Wravervillo etag.
wAs coming down thu mountain. nlon,
| thirts IN mil,a north III Shasta, Gal., Tim
suddenly jumped from behind a hnsh,
COVE ring w lla. Fargo \ Co.'S aw.as,
John McNcmcr, with a shotgun before
he conld make any Resistance. MI lie.
mand"l thu treasure lox, witch WA
handed over. Ill. robher stfts.i fer
tho bush with h!s booty, AMI nfisfsa
tho driver to drive an. A auon ~ tliny
were out ~ sight IL Tie rolhtr -.
Ncmrr Jumped from tha etagr, ran
back, got on thu ruLb III tfns'.. t,,llssMsa
him short distance. when he found
him taking tLc treasure ir.ui I'll hA,
which liz hal ulrrals broken upsl with
4 pick. McN.mrr iir 4 1t Lin, kno,'k.
ing him ovrr. la jumped mp anl ran
4 short distance, when MeN.msr pnsn
him thu contents IL tha utheg ntrrtl.
killing him instantly. liz r.tos, rel MI
thu treasure mud brought II safely lere.
H0 lNet tho dpd r,',sar 1t the Tower
House. - CiiijDrn,n ,,ap.r.
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Thirty Days from Chisa 10 Liverpool.
The remarkable voyage Of tho steam.
nhin (klv ri p0kinU from Yokohnma "a