The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1876-10-20
POLITICAL ITEMS.
Some Facts that Settle the Question.

Some Facts that Settle the Question.
The straw" fiend is now devasting the
railroads taking votes.
Hendricks was ffty-seven on the 7th of
September. He'll feel like sixty on the 7th
of November. @ 81 4.#s7 ssa .s
Hayes, the Arctic explorer, is giving his
sgpnort ta sHages. He's the wrong way
We really need change in politics and
if Tilden is elected collar buttons viii be
only eight cents quart. .-Neao York Her
aid. 5 -@+.
Rochester Democrat: can escaped tiger,
formerly of Van Amburgh's show, is roam
ing around New Jersey, bowling for Tilden
and refoim.''
The st. Louis Dispatch says Governor
Hayes never visited theatre Yes he
did, too He visited the theatre of war, and
took q front seat. s r .rys
Chahles Frahncis Ahdams is indeed a
man of culchah and of kahst. Jawhn Nor
rissey endawses him, though Jawje Wiiam
Curtis doesn't Graphic. 1s .sa s5tasq
Ex-Governor William Allen, Of Ohio, says
that when man is dead he has as much
blood in his veins as ever only 1T is not in
circulation, and he makes that simile for
the financial condition of the country. Isala
Both pa. lies agree that the country is in
bad way but the Republicans want to
| try the homeopathic remedies, wherein like
cures like, and the Democrats want to cure
its headache by putting mustard plasters
on its feet.
A gentleman standing on the Boody
House steps, this morning, was accosted by
bootblack in this manner: ssShine, sur?'''
"Nov' "shine 'em up quick, sur. Dot
] in three diff runt languages Publican,
Demmycratic and Greenbacks.'" He got
the job Toledo Blade. i -. E
They had a private reading in Brockport,
] on--street, the other night, and gentle
mon read to party of ladies the paragraph
"They have discovered that. .Tilden is the
father of the Credit Mobilier.' One of the
ladies innocently exclaimed, tfttWhy i
/ thought he was bachelor. p Rochsster
Union. s8w aai8# lf taf.ss sats
/ Illustrative of the supreme dignity oi
Charles Francis Adams, an exchange fur.
learning ever got got in these bluejean
trousers" Whereupon the Burlington
Hasoleeye is led to observe that ii is very
evident tina. Uncle Jimmy's preceptors, ii
the application Of the fernle, Knew where
to feel for the seat of the embryo refornner's
intelligence. sA9E .ssfsl
/ A distinguished politician of this city
while conversing with a lady, the othei
evening, became piqued by her attention te
beautiful Spitz dog that was resting its
head confidingly in her lapsand Impatient
" asked: & Why is it that a lady of youl
i intelligence can be SO fond of dog ~
Because he never talks politics, n was tbs
prompt reply - Cseueland Leader. eaabi y.
/ Blue-Jeans Williams, apostrophizing hi.
trousers in recent speech, said, q All ths
i nishes this incident Mr.. Adams yisiteG
the child's mother. The little one was ii
i afraid that she hid under the table. Whei
Mr.. Adams had departed she went up Il
her mother and asked ia voice heavy will
| awe, Ma, was that Dod ~ s
1 One Of the Junior clerks in Gov. Mlden'
1 Office said to q colleague the other daE, How
can hide the Worn places in my Goa
| sleeves r. Ink 'em,'' replied the other
promptly, "ink 'em, ink 'em." And th,
Z reformer, who was passing, stopped am
cnffed the boys ears and ordered him to g
s to the cashiers desk and get his time. ssTm
pndent rascal, n nnttered the pure old man
& tstalkin' about inGone right andsrmy
Won't have IL won't have Il. Barliag
ION Haackess.