River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1876-06-08

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The trouble with hangings is that
they use too small rope.
Marvellous fish stories begin TO hoat
through the country press.
\ little child is supposed TO have
been eaten by wolves at Egg Harbor
WAS
What viii the sultan do With his
l,2o0 wivesi is the question of the
hour.
Tilton occasionally uses whisky "for
gargle." II it slips down sometimes
it ism { his fault
The temperance question Is 4 prom
inent one before the public az Rock
ford, H., at present.
The Miller's National association
meets In annual convention at Milwau.
kee 0l the Dist of June.
Judge Hilton says Stewart win can
not be broken, that he has got the
money and intends TO keep it,
If YOU had worked for A. r. Stewart
20 years for SO week, You would re-
ceiye "A present Of 81 900 now.
A woman named Murphy died sud
denly at Dwight, H. Cause, apoplexy,
induced by excessive drinking.
Anna Dickinson having vindicatcd
Anne Boleyn, is prepared to yindicate
herself. Look out, you critics.
Vie Woodruff is a Conkling man.
She saws if she ever takes a new atiin.
ity that he viii he the first choice.
Jane Swisshelm is we'll again. and
now jumps into her chemiloon with all
the sprightliness of healthful spirits.
Dom Pedro had high name in Phil.
adelphia. II Was high principally
in connection with the hotel charges.
An apple tree ON Lauiek farm, south
of Charlottesville, Ind, is nine feet
two inches in circumference at the
base
Jas. Mcclure, of Oconto, Wis. has
j ii. Taylor, of Waupaca, to fight him
for the light weight for $50 OF up
ward.
Some Of the Boston sentilatntahsts
think that Piper was insane. 1t is of
no consequence, however, Piper was
hanged.
The most prosperous people in Phil
adelphia are the pickpockets, though
they say they have TO work hard for
all they get.
Five more men have been placed in
the Carbon county, Pennsylvania jail
accused of murder and belonging TO
the Molly Maguires.
La Crosse sun Always pick out a
bald -headed barber to shave you, be
cause he can consistently ask you to
buy any hair-reneWer
Benjamin Corter died at his resi-
dence, near Trout Run, Pa, last Satur-
day, aged l04. His wife who survives
him is l02 years of age.
Blue Lick, Floyd county, Ind, wants
TO send Tom Dietz' little baby to the
Centennial because it was born with
chin whiskers an inch long.
There may not be- gold, but there s
no question about the quantity of lead
in the Black Hills. Every Indian has
gun full of it and ism stingy.
Milton, Wayne county, Ind, has a
gang of hoodlnms who delight in mis-.
| placing switches, destroying property,
and other innocent amusements.
The richest man in Prussia is neither
banker nor noble, but plain Kr0pp, the
maker of cannon. He pays more in.
come tax than any man in Prussia.
A. O. Smell of Yorktown, Delaware
county, charged and Once~eonvicted of
murder, has been acquitted and has
married rho 1nnubfat nc tho r,,.,,.da.ad
man.
A young boy named Waller Wander
hoof stole 500 worth of watches and
jewelry from his employer, Thomas
Chadwick. of Neilsyille Wis, and ran
away.
A muscular girl, Of Eaton o.,
knocked an able-boded young man
down recently for irreverently play.
ing iewsharp in the graveyard on
Sunday.
When a man goes into one saloon
after another and asks for a drink on
tick, and the bar tender in each place
says III don I know you, he begins TO
think he is the great unknown.
blif VI INV hAlbiiR lolht0 bibNEnl
forward by Til,len supporters is that
their candidate is bachelor And
yet that profound observer, Senator
Matt Carpenter, has said that it is bet
ter, that man should have a family of
his own at Washington than some.
body else's.
Sexton, the billiaTdst, made a run
of 2s7 points, French caroms. AT the
Philadelphia tournament last week,
which, the telegraph informed MS, was
the larges, on record. Foreign papers
inform ms that recently Prof Bataie,
of Montpelier, France, made run Of
200 points. and only stopped on ac-
count Of exhaustion.
Master Smiling here most ex.
traOrdinary smell James I've no
ticed il several Hall porter
don't wonder at it., sir. I've spoken
about it down stairs. The butter, sir,
you see, is Ugh church" which he
as III up hOratory in the pantry. and
burns hincense. We could stand that {;
but the cook is the Glow church per.
suasion, and she burns brown paper 10
habviate the hincense. It's perfectly
lawful Of saints days. sir
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80 wad some power the git 10 gle Us,