The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1876-03-17

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IL A jury In the Bartlett county CIR.
cult tsMtt, tstinain. recently decided
esaAr ~ assault With intent " Kill, hy
Il rnmr II rnehnt. Iht Verdict was
"uniiiy Of assault aui battery"
4 Thr man Who II rnlinus ~ are how
the world cuuli vet aling without him
can Hull OUT hs Sticking a eambitc%
needle iii'a a mill ivntl.nn ilsrh With.
DRAWING II and looking III tile hcln.
II has l~.n discovered TIM, the same
kind III ealoiing matter Which ls,isuns
tin atiitssl si.Nhlnp~ u nlsp usrl to
color had witIskrs. IL both eases Ii
goes 20 the lcaa and ruins the under.
standing,
A Jersey City man wanted plain
hcneoon built. anil thu estimates of
the architects ranged from St,u ~ A.,
25n. llr went ~ Muik ana built II
for 81, and now places the American
architect alongside the American 10.
teetlvc.
II took Sir Tsaac Newton lcas than
three years ~ thoroughly digest the
principles VI vta,stn,inn, whiir nm In
diana farmer has spent eleven years
trying 10 lind ont WHY u COW never
Kicks until the pail Ia ,wo.thirds full.
A woman of prkin, ILL.,. was asked
hy hor minister II her husband feared
tile Lord. She replied: Fear him
bless You. hr's ~ nfcnrl u him TINT
he never goes unt ri Il sunday without
taking his gun along"
A tluakcrtown man Inns solved MIRA.
Llyrrinnic'S query: "Whnt rhnll WI
do with our daughtcrsy" He las ,,,,r.
chased two washing maehinca, and
will take Ia wishing. His Wifr md
seven daughters are ID III tho work
aud lac Will su!.clintcnI the business,
II wna In Omaha. A lawyer was nd
dressing thu Jut.ge, nlid tho judge wis
eating peanuts nnl reading Il novel
The lawyer boto II for come time. and
then ungrily n suppose l N
entitled To elul'n tho attention III this
Court. well, Sir" rutullel tho
Judge. "ihc Court has long ausrocted
you, unI VIII 10 III duty Lilo iirs,
chance II Erix.
One II the young men employed In
uanhntS I'M fantors. discovered i
hiairs uuilal-bntis,H Ia II lirr. uf lninst
pie lle VII Intoxicating. illr nthnr day
Ito II booking III u nnW boarding
place. II rnss alint IL wants ,llu TN.
comforts " |. llulnn, mid hot Tho es
citsinont anu confusion uf Il dullal
sturr.
The Grand jury III Jacksonville
Fla, makes liz following dissif sllIes
I'VE lind ihni there afa three prison
Err IA tie jail VIII iists. hnsn thnr,
nearly W. sratH It'll iAp litllta sMin d
tiu rosts sleh, lllrte ilisolieIa Inv.
cost the county nearly sptu. w RI
commend ilnt Ih1 COUNTY commission
arr lny illp lines. rrlritsn the prison
or. nna Thereby aasp money ior th,
county
Kiatieratiatseh. tic berlin Punch
dcsoies MI amusing little cartoon |.
the Cuban question |, lsni.nnilia /
most tAarally looking Yankee crawl
tnH nj ont " II cavern With ont
sfretcli,l fingers ~ duck n leu,l frol,
tho Spanish crown. Mlllia lion Carlos
dim IN tho distance, dances With *
element Ahd rhunts nut "AIlfhunsp
Alnhonsul look ull There IL follow
trying ~ .sscal piece VI ny ciowi
from you,'
Each house In London Il slpl,lIes
. with A eaaL al s...taat4.t..I s.ts..
each morning IL itiin e.tllns nlulig MI.
turn on tho water from tho street mali
until this tank Inns time 10 I'LL, nnd thei
turns II of aKniil until tho next day
Of course, standing THUS MI day, a.
pcclally In summer and where IL. Ii al
most MI unknown luxury, IL become
inaipid fpr drinking purposes. liu
tint makes No difference u tho aver
age Londonor; hc rafely drinks an.
water. =.
Louisyillo h.e pcon amused by
row n, fashionable boarding hours,
a honvlsr refused To either pay hi
iul, Or 10 10 away until tho month 10
which he llMl bnfgMiilel hAd expired
The landlndy was told by tho lawyer
that the money WAS not legally du
until the end of tho month, mud TIM
sho must fuliIl hur l,nrt of tho con
tract before she could s,le him. bh
next took tho uasAn Into hrr own hands
nut damp sheet. IN his he'd. fed hin
On tho poorest vinnds, and put Il whIn
Ing puppy In the room noxt 10 lIIs. III
retroAtcd after three days Vt ondur
NnCe.
A Virginia Now husband went /,
tho depot tho other dny 10 receive hi
wife, whom ho Ind not suun FOR tw,
ycAffs. When tho train came III ii
0prAng forward 10 assist her from th