The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-04-06

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every oasilisea ogsulsy tbs tree TAI
tsafs The noss frgii far market is The
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MEXICO Is lazy country. but The
sTbi n dSovs a Tsaas cattle vii OIL
a Mersoan witA the enterprise q a
ffslttree PeddicT.
That was very greedy q 700.
Tommy, q eat yoar halo sistor's
shsfc n cake You told me, ma.
uAa aISags % take Der part, said
Tommy.
WAent vuo wusncn Ia family are
trying b Ten tie same thiag At the
same tine, il Is an suspicious opporta.
atty for The men folks tovAaisb
--Ifyou have q favor 70 ask Of
man, nov be sore aud shut the door
after you when you 70 into bis Office.
"A Polish dancing matter commit.
led suicide the other day. He schot-
tisoh own bead off,
To oou6ao TOO much IL 70 put your
lemons into aaother mana sqaeezer.
BY The rules Of war, il is death to
stop eAhnon ball
TO lie about a man never hurts
him, but 70 tell the truth about him
sometimes does.
How would you make believer
Of an incredulous asked one man OF
another not long since. think the
surcst way would be TO set him over
beehive. was the reply and cal
ealata that aflar be had been stnng
once or twice he would become bee.
leaver IN earnest
"A farmer made his viii ae follows
! have nothing. owe nothing, and ]
give the residue 70 the poor
"A Miss Gilmore was courted by
man whose name was Haddock, who
told her that he wanted only one gill
more to make him perfect fish.
Many a man who would ron. mp
his eyes 10 horror at the idea OF steal
ing nickel, viii swooP down on silk
umbrella worth $40. aud march of
With his lips moving peacefully a. il in
prayer
Do they ever bark asked Miss
gazing At pair Of stuffed sea
dogs 10 the museum No, mum. said
Elua,han. not now Their bark is on
the sea
-- Don't you think, said husband
ia mild form Of rebuke TO his wife,
that women are possessed by the
devil' Yes, was the answer, as soon
they are married
A wag. upon visiting a medical
museum, was shown some dwarfs and
specimens OF mortality all preserved in
alcohol. Well, said he. never
thought the dead could be ia such
spirits.
"A doctor attending q punster
who was very i'll. apologized for hepg
late one day by saying that Le had to
stop TO see man who had fallen
down well. Did he kick the baeket
doctor , groaned the pnnster.
"A Chicago doctor says thai saper-
station often kills people Who arc other
wise fitted foF long life. That may be
so, bat what lie fellow 10 do when
his grandmother's ghost pokcs him In
the ribs at midnight and whispers
Refund that moneyyour hour has
Arrove
"A young lady dressed In much
false hair was warbling at the piano,
and when her mother summpaed her
70 assist in some houseApd duties. As-
rosy lips opened Roaaingly and !,
ped euS O, do il yousslti ane
singing. Kind words caa 80. Az y
We notice say@ap
advertised IN ear y-Ase cent shirts
.k.n aaso, ylty exchanges. We
,;.rtn. alt our manhood by get
,..Aa,, . cheap rag as that. No
-. ct rs continue to deceive an
Inspecting public with q paper col.
lar skillfully pinned 10 the crater of a
close buttoned vest.
Near Knoxville. the other night. {
young girl. who waa unexpectedly in'
tcviewed by the family as che wa
about clipping with the object Of bel
virgin affections, knocked tho old mar
down, laid out two brothers with |
cistern pole. kicked the hired man il
the stomach, and got away with be-
lover.
When : man empties the pockets
81 bis coat, preparatory 70 laying il b!
foe rcpairs. there i nothing that vii
make bis conscience get upon lie him
leKs quicker than the sight al the let
ter his wife gave him TO mall tw
months ago.