The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-06-01
SPECTOUS Pa YMENTS VS.. LNFLA.
MA TION OFF DER CURRENCY.

Washington CabitaL)
Mr., Capital; If you blease; you will
be so kind und allow me to dresspass on
de columns Of your infaluaple paper. to
de extent of handful of remarks on de
great questions of de tay-inAaton oder
outhation? Contraction oder extraction
ofour currency, nit gold basis for spe-
cious paymeutsl
lpelieve some peoples knows too much
apout something's, II vas not mineself vone
of dose kind ofpeoples,) und for dot rea
sons dere ought to be society for de sup
preston Of useless knowledges; und SO
soon as dot happens, dere would be i'm
mediately royal road to learning
sometng or ODER apout someting.
Some Of dose fellers vot knows all
apout de finances by France und England
und Egypt und de king of de Cannonball
Islands, also vot kind of money Adam
und Eve used to 60 out shopping nit
some Of dose shmart fellers might be,
perhaps possobably surprised at deir own
extonishment to find out how much |
don't know apout finance. But dots shust
where de hen Dinches--l mean where de
boot shcratches. You see vas not brej-
udiced apout dis question by too much
knowledges of de supshect, und, derefore
vot | say-if may say so, vas of I'M
portance; | say, if may say so, say
so.
De solution of dot specious basis of de
finance question vas more simpler as de
easiest sum in addition, contraction und
MULTIPLICATION. The ting vas so blaine
dot you can see de point nit your naked
eye, or hear limit your naked ear. Und
not only vas it visible to de eye sight und
ear sight, butt fact it was visible to efery
one Of de five senses, including common
sense und efen nonsense; und | haf not
some doubt can conhictany pody dot vas
open to conhicton dot paper money vas
more better as gold und silfer money, on
account Of de following reasons, to Wit;
Firstly, Ifyou carry gold und silfer
in your pockets around, dot makes hole
derein, you lose quarter dollar dere out,
und you den say something's to your wife
about for Why she don't keep de holes out
of your pockets, Den she gets mad, und
makes your head onde proomstick, and
you got to sphend anoder quarter dollar
for shticking ,blaster, also, Mrs, Soothings
Vinslow syrup, twenty-five cents. Total,
sefentyffe cents losed on account of hard
money.
Secondly. Dose fellers vot owns dem
"Big Banana" sifcr mines wants silfer
currency. But the gofernment has got
not some right to do something's vot will
make de rich more richer and de poor
more poorer Dere vas no brifate corpo-
ratons vot owns paper mines, and dere-
fore money should pc made from paper
out, because it Vas more sheaper, und
economy vas de pest policy.
Lastly, (but not leastly.) Twas sin
to put carriage horse NIT de plow, or
to make hrewood out of a mahogony
tree, You don't can make gold und sill
fer watches and shpoons und Thinking inn
plemens, ETC., from paper out, but you
can make money-und de pest kind Of
money vat youvant-mit paper; und dot
would make gold sheaper, und nopody
wouldn't haf to year prass shewelry any
more, on account of de superior sheap-
fulness oft.
Now, if | am de Dreasury from dis
United States would make paper de ba-
sis of de foundation upon which de 6nan-
cials of de gofernment would dake a rest;
und dot would settle de question. For in
shtincts, no more would make some
money from gold outund silfer, but vhen-
efer dot gofernments vas in need of
couple of tousands dollars, or two dree
seferal millions pillion dollars, shust took
some of dose pank notes paper und cut
him in little pieces up, and brint on dem
and make whole lot of pills out of dem,
as following; "Dis pieces of paper vas
vone dollar of de United States by Amer
ica, " or dwendy dollar, as de cases may
pc so.
Veil, den, if de Gofernment made all
de money dot way. und We didn't afany
gold und silfer to bodder us, dot would
put right away, head on all dose conten-
tions apout initiation und outAation. Eff
erypody would be happy as pig sun
flower und dot goose would hang uphigher
as kite; also, lager bier would be only
dree cents de glass.
Respectfully, am yours,
Won BOYLE.
P. M.-If dot don't settle de whole
peesness, you will hear from me some
more V r