, 1876-04-16
GOSSIP FOR THE LADIES
Under the Stars-..A Baboon Moth.r.
After-Marriage Philosophy.
A Female Editor. On Handkerchief. Fl}rA.
ins---ForeHarned, Forearmed:
--Wonien's Feet. ''->' >~.',"~~
UNDER THE STARS

| AA0J "0Ao &VAAb 4oAuo S6a5a kQ6 81. Lf84
Rspabhcan) At about II O'Clock from 1s,s
day svening meetine Of the church {eolorsn
He uss rotioent. bis sable countenancS esh;En
ing tho rigiaity Of lines which should marx A.
starner SOC, but she WAS talkatiye, and her co.,
versstion showed bar interest: Ia those th,.;
topics dear to the heart Of .feininity ali srogs5
the vorld-reliGfon, other wonen's dresa, m,tr;.
mony. The heavy trample, trampie of his iso,
II army shoes on tho Eleventh street siasv,,i
Kaps time to the music Of rer voice as aha nr.t
s!ed fealingly; i, "oh. Oh Augaatas cesas, 'psas1
| did this ebenln'. How do pfescher did = ~ :
spread out de- gospel ober ua. like Taases on o,f
cakes, for shuah! In my minis eye, Aneussr@
Caesar, cud jes' aae de little green Angels VA
blue wings fairly wobbl1n' on dare coldsa
chairs tnr happy Warn't it splendineroas !"
| "Yis, Mariar, it Eera splendiGerous,"
There followed the apat-spst Of four ha,v,
feet upon the pavement Tor few momeps,. sn3
| then the conversation was resumed:
"An', oh, Angustns Casar, did yer sos d,.
low-down. ornory cullud female, Hester Ans
| Lee, wid her tlammi ribbons and stuck-np srs-
an pullback an big mont7. Pears lkn shs tEn'f
she Was some! II dere's anything do rpsa
| it's 4 IoH-doUn punson putin op aars 81
amt nobody, she amt in ciety, she AIMS Nd
Home Circle, ar aho. fur f2cks"
."No, Maaar, abe aiu't no Home Ciiffccle, afur
| fack." !"
The sp1nah-splaah OF four feet ensusd.- as r
| wet crossing WAS reached and passed, aad ones
| again the thread Of speech WAS taken up. Ihtss
| hme the tones we're tender: -;
"Augustus Cesar, as de- preacher done tola nR.
sebberal times ter-niEht, ifs am dsetin' at ID
| season of whitewaahin' an at hand AuRuatna
won't yar jes hump an' frow ye1salf sos sa casa
Elt married come uaxt Septobsr, sh1ah2 WiN
yer do t?"
And Augustus answered. n hs squeezed hx,
hand: "MariAr, TIL hump IN frou mJself foi
shuah." -
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ABABoON MOTHER.
A Mr.. HAzely, In lecture on Africa, telI6 shs
following story: 4 woman belonging t. =
settlement Of about 100 souls wont one dsrto
gather come wood. and left her child on I'D
ground to take care Of itself. While tho mother
Vas gone = female baboon appeared On thf
scene, and, espying tho child, approached nd
began to fondle it. The child was Allowed se
parsake Of the baboon's milk. which deprived il
Of any appetite for ita mother'a Wbsn tx
mother returned, she noticed that the child xas
carefully covered over with leaves, and hid lost
its hunger. This wAs dono for several dsya
before the mothar ascertained Who pstkorna
the unthankful act. When The moshsr did
find ont the doer, aha induced the men Of hea
tribe to liza IN Vais for the babooa
the next day. Tho knimal noticed tho mx1
hsr hand. or paw, ~ il asking than not to iii
her. and, ut the same time, pointed to young.
one ut her breast. Bat the natives killed hdf.t
No sooner had they done 60, however, thsn tn.
ma1e baboon put IN It's appearance, and, by Z
lond shout summoned others Of bus txibs to ta4
spot. Then, in a body. tho animals attacked
the natives, snd forced them 10 flea to the,n
huts for safety. One ct the baboons tracked
them to their settlement, and the next day theyf
rere visited by aoout 600 haboona, nho ass2uli1t
ed them With oocoanu!s, and compelled them tol
run away from their homes. The animals kept
. watch over the huts for several davs, and pro-
vented the natives from returning TO the1
dwellings,.
. THE PHILOSOPHY or AFrER.mARR,.oE. :
few months to her better-hat in his gown and
adppern. 'Why do you say that, PUSH Z" hx
asked, quietly removing a cigar from his lips.
4" Yon do not caress me. nor call mo pet rsrassl
you no longer seek so anxiousiy for my COIN
pany," was tho fearful answer, "1ly deAr,4
continued the agcravatiug wretch, "dd 5o9
e7er notica m4n running after car Ho1
he does run !-oyer stones, through mud 70.
eardlsss Of evsrything till he reao6es the cart.
and he seizes hold and swings on. Thsn ha
" And what doea that mean ?" - An ii!uatrs:
tion, my dear. The car is a. important to sha
man after he geta in - when ho is chasing Ii
but the manifestation ia no longer called foE x
would haye shot any one who put blmseH in MI
waY when in pursuit Of you. Is would n9V
shoot any one who would come between us
but n proof Of my love you insist On my run.
ming alter the car: "--E1cadnge.
A womAN'ED'roR oM .AanoxE7eA'Ef'
Tia Ladies' Bureau, OF MarshalItown.4 II;
sayH The 0skaloosa Herald takes text from
The flirting cambrics Of some Of the Coal CitJ
bellies. We have q far itliotic girls here in our
town who have been guilty for soma tima 1t
other strangers And the girls are committing
these improp1ieties in the face Of 1spestsd
warnings By EEeir friends. As mon cher auf
slnays tells the whole transaction in ths differ.
snt hotels and On trains, MarBhalttown il scm+
ia}izad as we'll ~ tho ladies'. At the risk oe
beng considered @unehsritabla" " We will pub.
ish the names ei eyery young lady thAt COM
Talking from mothers and friends seems 70 %
10 good We will try { new plan with tnese gr8
belonging to our most respectable families.
FoREWA7NED, .FoREaRME0- .,r
"Who in ths mischief has ordered such book
.s that2" casually asked young man OF: bte
shoemaker, pointing to colossal pair Of No.@
with inch soles, aud ::sou
'ounded Oft ike the bow OF a Brooklyn fsnr..
9oat. =. ->-:--.
'.Them7 Oh. them's for Mr. --; ha said,
Is be EXPECTED to do some henry hckin' in ada3
II tro, he had 'em ms1e n purpose-" f.:-,s.J't
The young man turned pale IS he recognized
ne name Of his du1cinea's father, who had pee.
empsoriiy ordered him of the front stoop \ tsH
,iohfr haFn Nom T,nrI- Tnut1nerc1nI