Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-01-26
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~ Ilousckccpcr" write. 10 l. -.
king GLOW Ia dress a lobster" IA.
dont know. We never drr...I
lobster. II the lollstcr /. abnr ,
years old, maybe Il would lonk al
IN u plaid waist, with dcmi Tram.
skirt Of blue silk and a medium .,x.I
I,annier, and an organdy polon,i,.,
with a pinklsh mauyc chalI,s. Il,
buttoncd gloves AMI a white chm bat
We say maybe Il woull, bat r.r.
haps "llouSckcopcr' before Dire.
Ing her lobster, had better .ubrrb,
for fashion magazine, which Min
tell her all about such things.
Edna. "Would IL BE- proper far
young ladies to escort young gentle.
men To hall. II II Lean ,at.
you know. We wish the young g,p'
tlcmcn Ia take our 1.-THE girlslpur,.. %
Answer Very proper, ~ ~ tar "a,
We know. II l. customary a. allow
the young ladies the privilege OF 49,
summing mans prcrogatlvcs one, ia
lour years. II, as you say, you lu-
tend calling on the gentlemen Ia-,
us ia sorrow by. We don't tnua
how Ia act girl ani we haven't
anything Ia wear" And them
again donl know how 10 mauIpu
late fan, cast fnrtlvo glaucc- AMI
all that; 81 you perceive We are ~,
nature, art, education, surrounding,
mouldings ahd character sp,clal,.
untitled Ia por-Onalo the -uucyrtaln.
coy maiden
Joey b. wishes Ia know "Whu
wrole The Last Lay ofthr Wattl,l
Hen" IL was written 10y the Dan.
ish poet, BegUnesir licgoncsun. rpn.
dered into English by Ausgc-pirl,
the author Ut "ihe Frying pptlrl.'
Regoncson ,lied ct lnGiuiic.,.
caused 10y an over dose of mu,h
administered by an on, eyed moth
er-in-law, suspected 81 la, ing ha-,
designs ou his cXchcqucr. lli- death
plunged the literary world into pre-.
found sorrow and his cacklc has he-
come AN echo from the past.
Infelice ~ from the Italian and -
pronounced ln-tce-li-chce. it, sig.
ulhcance Is unhappincssor inic!ictN
lnquisitINe. | see that some W.
correspondent OF the Courier Juu.lal
desires 10 know "whu wrote F"oun.
er's Shipwrcck" when tha'.mpnr-
tant question j. settled to On. ,at~'ac.
ton Of the unlcurncd, prr'aI- some
one Ia tins community, Il s"lh''ent
literary research, Ia Liualn us Who
we're the authors at ~pdhcrr taerF
Queen, thnusvr'S Cg-licrhurA lal's
aud Coleridgc's .incirnt Mariner
should our doubts on those points
be- promptly settled, perhaps We may
propose some questions still moro
difficult Of solution, a., tor instance.
who wrote Dantc's Inferno, or the
Deramcron ot loccaciu, or who was
the atuhor ofthe 'Nicbcluugcr liod.'
:. Marteo.-"Dcar sir: Please ia
form nae what SOmcr -ault II worth
per poundi' Oh, yes, wen forgive
you, IA per your request, but a. wu
are not doing much Ia the sutncr-ault
business this year, We are not post.
cd regarding is market value. SUI
pose you turn over, aud ask some
body else. We suspect, h-wcvcr,
that IT Is EPSON salts that you are at.
ter, being Spring salt, and much
more scasOnable, and probably bet
ter adapted Ia your complaint. But,
II we are mistaken, and 1t 1, really
somcrsault you are after, W. advise
you Ia apply To the manager oi the
first circus that comes Ia town. Ask
him, and IL you still survive. write to
us again, giving your experience Tor
the benefit OF other IDIOTS.