The Hawaiian gazette., 1876-10-18
Variety.

E--- u-HtT-Nsuey y.ou can't collect
Centennial hs-usos-T1,.a aluti0uHry traces.
IT, Slaves szurzi-u ea.slsn-A Fiteaf5rk.
F- banana ssiu VIII turn when troideu upon.
-l- --a-.a.- f--.uac-ss-,r-The man who pays
81. a1s5 al o. aalE.-Le-sI Bajig Coarior.
ra ls a-a-au1e examination 20 Amherst College
salsvr rls spelled .' ge..sy. and 60 juicy " g0usy.'
..r-e aaa-- sai1 Taba Henry TO his scornful wife.
a-l-al bls spared you the necessity Of making
.a-- sza.. las ul your 1rn 90 tarn Up your nose
a 1rs---1 paper coause,y calls the Chinese immi-
r-a tdtL Regarding him as vegetable, we
--l --sz- .1 speak q hia as q queues -oomer.-Nor-
-
la-sar r-at e &c De organized at Troy CON-
q ga baseball players Who have been
alr5 playing tie game. The club Will be aP-
----a.tg called tie oll-iupies.
saar rle has e. 5asi one word" to say is at
-z--r r-s sea-r- g- t-- TIE campaign, The editor
fr.rel=. -ais mar uust be killed this year It
r tea -lal way g sfEaalize The Centennial year.
F-5a-s sF 1-athsua.i1s .i.lastrating to freshman
dss Is o. F-isa are its surface, not its con
-z1 -. Elaz q taill1 makes for nc suit o
1--ls.. dles Be make the man Freshly, with avi
5..r--- Tos. sizl-'
r-ras.a--" The ancient Egyptians were iu the
tai E aa1-f-us Z ral- headed Eiris 20 the deyils''
s1t1-- a5-cE siuse1i-' What did they do with the
-aa eeaEal b-rtg- profsssar-s'Iaey supposed they
sea-E 8. n ther 1Eu accord"
a-stai esu,-o.1uu tie d7st violin.r asked an in
Ea- g q reporter. al, a late rehearsal, pointing to
"a -s- l-.ur dealer in musical instruments who was
---- ri,h she orchestra. &c No. said the para
g-arte- She is oaly violin seller
s-arsler saying over light with a Texan farmer
rE=r c.ass vas 1-ilcs and miles In extent, said to
lr- -. Eaa uust have se-un life very early to &C
11a-Iata sact Ar estate as tins" Yes" replied
-tt la-zc-. Il began life when was mere baby" !"
.rgasa7's ser auisgut. nun g-' bavled bTaWny
Ss 90 s. CocEuey who uas aaTaering the Scotch dia-
-e-f e frue rut-i- rea5inEs- The readers wit was
l--- l- ais s5casiou. far be Immediately rejoned.
80 Trt-. yoa- -rC Got IL. and the audience rOared.
Az I-1h ssllie-, F-s.eaciag TO dumbness, was dis
-ha-r1l nc Sc a short tine afterwards enlisted in
--5.ar- STRIPS. and bsag recognized by an old con-
-ass. r1s Questioned how be learned to speak. by
s. aa-ss. ' De replied. '' ten guineas would make
azg E4z raLs-"
aTl like y1a % help ne li,sie.7 said tramp
rlI-z g bead into d country store. ''Why don't
rla Lsr yourssll." said the proprietor sagrily.
-aas4 y5u. I ri. 2 said the tramp. as be picked
z- q ba.s 1f uAisksy ard two leaves Ct bread, and
EasaFre-rsz-
An I-ishuun rous to tseatsr for the first time
Ta- . sr certain descended the FIRST act an en-
r5rr ir tie saseucns exploded, and be was blown
-t-1z-t TIE -o1f coming down in the next street
Ar-r 1suiur 90 bis senses be asked: " An what
ris-s 1- vou play uiKts'
1--s- saad5y 10 shopkeeper) show ne ther-
rruul--51s q your very best" shOpkeeper-
-ts ua'za. is one of our fnsst-yenstian glass
g. - trss gaisksiirer." Mrs s." Silver! That
ru1I5 Be- rc-y liee i5r the kiiehing, but want
E-- ~ ra-.s-. Havca't you one Of quiek-gold3
Asrt were Fassiae through tbs Irish fat this NOR
ri-e. 1- cur way 20 town. VIC heard some loud talk
5rr i1 f1s tacF yard % a house. A loud but deep
rrse sri5 - Theu did ye pat the hoe seed We wid7
.-s z-1r 1uii-sly. father" Thin IN break every
t-s 81 yer b55y via :, il yes don't fad it.''-Er'k
Peer
NJ fHsu6.- said ore cd nan to another, 4" you
rssn r. ne somewhat uriosf, Your elder son hAs
ss-tles down + Is trus. bat how be soEed his villa
uass Ard ye; you prefer aimto bis younger brother
v5ois p every resreSis model youth" "Preciselyg'
r-ios aas Old Haa :. have never had to forgive
hnr
Flsr-fazliaf lnrrrssirely, 70 bis eohchmAnl-
-gu-rfs. Yea val have to drive us first to the
rar- thu- back hert @ the wedding breakfast, and
f= % -ill take ny daugbter and her newly-unr-
-irs husbaad 10 the station at London Bridge; So
F--iisui--y wish you to keep thoroughly sober all
SayT Ju-ris-'' All right, sir. But should like
tt tuts d-ar 100 ussh This evening. sir p
Tti Duhr DC Nony who was haldl received an
u-r-iz-iilu Ter erpieyueut from young man who
crat ven -ssa=ueuaed. But do not know how
ir fus va rlsss ny household Is full" Your
e-rrr said the youug man, ncrvously lingering bis
h.s. = s.sly nosd work-s' "Well. suppose make
ga TT hsir-sresscT." The applicant eOlorsd' and
-srlist irsirrSlsiy ' do 70, sssk sinecure."