Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1876-02-09
The Adye, tisem,nt Answered.

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The Advei tisement Answered.
- 80 BY FRANK n. THORN. a7h -.sFssa
Coed mornin' til yes yer honori And aresyez
the ginSlemon !, I. ss
A. advertised, in the paper, fur an active, in
tiligin by
Y srei Thin I've brought him slopg wild
ne,-a raA fine spris ~ a wan - kk
As ,ikAy q by " his sse, sur, as liver ye'd
wish til empty. KW 3A4G A3
That's him Az coorse TIN his mother! Yez
can see his resemblance til ne, aa
Fur livery wen " his fsytures, and mine, are
alike % two PAGE
Barrn' war iv his hivenly eyes, which he lost
IN biz ~, a srree 4gU
Wld Hooiigaa's by, which intinded to larrup
me Teddy wild size;
And his taythe. which hung out on his lip, like
pair " big. shinin', twin pearls, ~
Till wan " thin taythe WAS removed by the
fut " COW he was tain;
And his hair. that we niver cud comb, along
iv bewflderin' curls. w
Sc we kApe it oropp'd short TO save oombin'
end that mskee our int rcoorse plain.
And is it rid-headed, ye call him7 Belize he Is
foxy. is Ted;
And gooid-oolored hair is beccmin' til thin
THAT'S CDmp&OteO WIZ DlO0Qel
But who cares fur colers Sure, contints out
5, vaily the rest fv the head -
And Ted had head full iv oontints, as lively
AZ thredt In q pondl Il IA
Good Hmperedf Sure niver q bettf >r.-The
paceabsest, quietest lamb
As lives the whole lin'th Nv our st'hrate, where
the b'ys is that kane fur row
That Ted has 70 fight iv'ry day, though he'd
quarrel no more than clam
Faith, thin b'ys 'ud provoke the swate angels,
in hiyen. to fight onyhow.
Thin HooisgAn b'ys is that d'hirty, they have
to be washed wanst Q wake -
Faith. Hooiigan finds it convanient to live down
fetnist the cAnall ss - sa'e
Where the wat'her fur sorubbin the mud off hie
child hers is not far til sake.-
But Teddy IL ailus that nate that he nivel
nadee wAshin' at all
Gan he radei Sure, me Ted has the maxim
IL beautiful raider, indade,
And iairn't all his letthers, but twinty, in
three months abundance at school:
Bat the mast'hsr got mad at me Teddy, becase
iv joke that was played
Wild pin that persuaded the mast'her quite
suddnt to rise from his stool.
Teddy never oud plsze that school mast'her
vic sny iy thin playful t'hricks;
SO. yad his education unfinished, TED found it
convanient to lave. a"a
But, ba<rin the lesrnin', IN match him, fur
kaneness, feminist only six.
In butt'aerin' paple wild barney, and playin'
nate tMioks to desave.
Thin Hooligan bys is all raiders, but Teddy
list ekins EN- alive:
Wild their marbles, and paynuts aud pennies,
iv'ry wan iv bis pockets he'll fill
By the tara " his wrist, or SIGH tactics as
Teddy knows how til cont hrive:-
They'd gladly ehrade off their book-larnin' fur
TedAyH suparior skini
Politeness comes aisy til Ted, fur he's had me
to tache him the thrick
" bowin' and scrapin' and spakin' to show
paPle proper RESPECT.
spake up til the gindemon; Teddy! Whist !!
AT wild yer cap first ye stick!
He's shApish thrifle, yer honor; he's allus
been brought up that striot.
Come, spake up. and show yer foine bradin!
ochi Fear that Glow are yez, Ovid
just the aqaal iv that z aa
!" How are yeE, Ovid Moke says he! Ia !!
Hat Sure, yer honor, he names it in joke !!
He's the plaYfullest by! Faith, it's laughin'
at Teddy that makes me so fat
Honesti Troth, he is that He's that honest
he WAS nivsr TUX by the perlace,
Barrin' waxst that Ovid Hooligan swore that
Teedy had stolen his b'ys knife
Wild divil blade. And the jidge, he re-
marked twas the thriflinist case
To bodher dignifed Coort wild, he liver had
known ia his ifei
Yez can t'hrust him wild onything, Honest!
Does he Ink like a by that 'ud stale
Jist lux In the swate, open face iv him, baIrin'
the eye Wild the wink- "a
Ocht TeddT Plat ugly black st'hrame is
it runnins down there by yer hale
Murtherationi Yer honor, me Teddy has split
yer fine bottle iv ink II
Phat5 How kem the ink In his pocket? I'm
thinkin, he borryd it, sur M
And yez saw him pick up yer psn-houider and
stick it inside iv his slaivel
And yen think that Ted mint til purline 'em /! 7
All, wirrat The likes iv that slur
Viii dhrive me,-poor, tinder, lone wildly
wild sorrow dowl Until me grave!
Bad cess u yea, Teddy. ye spalpeen! Why
c'u'dH't yez how'd on, the day
9e thsfe ~ the world i-widout breakIn' the
heart " me 7 No. Yez must stale
III tache yez t'hrick ye rid-headed, pill
fern. edmlet-eyed fay!-
Ye fredkle faced, impident bla'guard Och !!
whin We git home Yell squale!
~. -ScsSbnes' for February