The Lake County star. [volume] (Chase, Mich.) 1873-current, 1876-03-23
TRUTHS AND TRIPLES.

WHO has no inward beauty, none per-
ceives, though all around be beautiful.
MEN will wrangle for religion, write
for it, fight for it, die for it; anything
but-live for it.
No man ever offended his own con-
science, but first or last it was revenged
upon him for it.
DURING leap year every woman has an
unalienable right to make love and the
fire in the morning.
WOMEN are not allowed to drive omni-
buses in England, the osculatory buss
being deemed sufficient for their capacity.
ALADY thought it was the essence of
rose that made her hair white. Jerrold
suggested that it might have been the
essence of thyme.
LONDON has Lady's Debating Club.
How lucky it is for Americans that some
three thousand miles of tempestuous
pillows lie between us and London.
Your disposition will be suitable to
that which you most frequently think
on for the soul is, as it were, tinged with
the color and complexion of its own
observation-disclosures AntOninus.
DEEP IN THE VALLEY.
Deep in the valley, afar from every beholder,
In the May morning my true love came to me;
Silent we sat, her head upon my shoulder;
Fondly we dreamed Of the days about 70 De;
Deep in the valley, the rain falls colder and colder;
Safely she sleeps beneath tne ahiyar "ee'
Yet still dream Of the days that could not be;
Yet still weep Ger the days that will not be.
-Gsod Words.
TuE man who can stir skillet full of
potatoes without scattering part Of them
over the stove is greater than he who
taketh city or he who distilleth crooked
whisky without being caught at it.
THAT is beautiful Russian proverb:
"Behind the orphan God himself bears
the purse" Here is another OF some
what different character: In the other
world usurers have to count red-hot coins
with bare hands,"
ACROSS the wainuts and the wine.-
Engaging child: go Mr.. Jenkins, do
let me see you drink" Mr.. jenkins:
"See me drink! What for, my dearT
Engaging child: ooh, mamma says
you drink like fish,"
A BRIGHT little three year old in
Hartford, Conn.,, having become little
mixed between her religious instruction
and her nursery rhymes, gravely recites !:
f" The Lord is the Shepherd, and he lost
his sheep, and don't know where to md
him."
A GENIUS in New Bedford is fitting up
a steamer for the purpose OF towing ice
bergs to India, where they sell for SIX
cents pound. Another proposes to do
still better-tO fit screw in the iceberg
itself, and thus avoid the expense OF ship
building.
, A NEW YORK genius intrusted a
trunk, with a hive of bees in it, to the
+ tender mercies of Syracuse baggage
master, the other day. The company
will pay for the bees, and the doctor
thinks his patient will be around again
in fortnight or 80.
NORWICH Bulletin: A correspondent
of the Woman's Journal, writing from
> mid ocean, asks: "Can there be any
thing more impressive than this infnity
of space ?" Nothing, we would say
!, nothing; unless it is to walk four miles
. through snow storm to see your CIR
= and then find another fellow making
love to her.
: NEW YORK Graphic: In his littl.
e impromptu speech last evening, ID. W. .
s said the stories were "false, foul, fetit
v and fiendish." Why didn't ne add tina
thew were fabulous, faithless, farcical
fatHous. felonious, ferocious, fictitious
flagitious, fatulent, flimsy, fippant
!, fratricidal, frenzied, frothy, fuliginous
}, fundamental, fy.blown, feculent fiddle
IS faddle? Ifhe expects to be believed n
i must pile up the agony.
~ A LAWYER from the country once en-
y y tered the Court of Appeals while Dame
: Lord, Jr., of New York, was arguing
- case, and inquired of Mr.. Charles OCor
~ ~ ner, who was sitting near by, who tina
~ ~ was addressing the courtw Mr.. O'CoI
40 40 ner, whose feelings must have been ne
- - tied by the course of the argument, n
% piled: "That is Daniel Lord, Jr., an
90 90 he puts the Junior after his name 80 !,
n. n may not be mistakenfor the Aimigh'y.