St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1876-07-21
Squibs.
y Joint affair Rheumatism.
y minute man \ Matchmaker.
Men of stamp Pu>tml>tcrS.

y Joint affair Rheumatism.
y minute man y watchmakrr
Men OF stamp Pn>tm;I>tcrS.
The national gait Investigate.
The iiI>t duty on r don't forget to
cross it.
y Young man who started for the
Black Hills. halted twenty miles this
side of the objective point and com
mcnr"d I" dig. and the result Wa> "A
quarter "i Il pound of lead inside of tii'-
teen minutes. He dug it ont of his leg.
where II had been drpo>itcd hN a noble
red man. Nortj>t"TH HcraId.
II Is sad that il Il man is walking foI
health and enjoyment. iour miles an
h"ur l. The best gait. This may hr true
~ regards health. but f"r enjoy memt
We TcmcmhcI one night when il took
IL tom hours to walk Il mile. 1t hap
prucd. however. that the old folks had
gone /" camp meeting. aud she had the
uIShl key and. ~ tar a> health WAS con
"rln"d. We didn't really care if il took
all night. N"rrich HHHcfin.
gentleman inquired of the Young
Lady clerk III the hnok>t"rc the other
lay If the! had ''t;atr> Ajar" She said
YES; they had one. 1t waS the front
gate. aud since the warm weather began
II had got to >aggimg 81 that they
couldn't shut it. and it was aiaI most of
h' time. She >uggc>liNclN added. how
ever. that the side gate >till worked
nicely.
y man never really understands tn,
d""trln" "t total drpa>itN till he has
N"In u pair of white p;ntaluomS to Il
nicnIc and sat down on Il plate of Gus
tIrd pie. An event at this kind will
simplify a whole system of theology.
y country SuhScrihrr. VIII" signs his
letters "ChaIlc>. writes Us: .'Somc-
thing within me tells mr have genius.
VI dawn. at midday. aud at rNcntidc
break forth III poetic song; my waking
hours alr musical with the lutte tones nt
IN unseen Orphru>. and IN my sleep the
"n>c> bend lovingly Ger my cot. How
SHALL develop and perfect This im~pira-
ir"m this div inc aillatu> this gift ut
The gods - Come down to Hartford.
Iulc>. and pcddIc CLANS. HaItfo,d
P">i
They have u curious WAY of dccidin"
lawsuits in Mouth Siam both paltirs
arc put umdcI cold water. aud the one
~lH\ ln& the Longest WINS the suit. In
! ms country both parties alc tlnn>t int"
hot water, and then kept there ~ long
~ po>>Ihlc.
y Burlington naturalist. last sunday.
while Investigating lhr c.ru>,> and effect
OF "a" =, l>"n OF Il wasp sting. nohlN de
t,Iutucd to u,.,L, ut Liu,.,.It =, u,.,,t,,.
to SCIENCE. and. accurdiunl, handed hi.
ihumh tn an imroti,r1 insect L, bnd
r.iurd m u bottle. The vo>u entered
INFO tI,. uuIt,r huSiu,ss viii, =, ,,,,..,t
deal of >piiir. and backed mn tn tI,r
thumb with an ibruptucsS which tnnL
the scientist hy surprise. He WAS 50
Il .cpll absorbed in the study of rcmc-
dies that he forgot to make any notes
of the Other points in connection with
>,ing>. but his wife wrote paragraph
III his n"tc-hook. for the benefit of
~ricmcc. t." the effect that the primary
effect of n wasp sting j. abrupt. bias
phcnou> and terrific profanity. followed
'N an intense dc>Ic. fairly amnumtimg
=" Il i'ahla' I"l ammonia. chmph"r and
!" ''"'uH h"'""9'"" i") """hryr.
1t Is Il Methodist minister who tells
IL" following good story Il Wa> hold-
lhg Il prayer meeting in Il Western town
M the early days of my ministry. and
- there WIS no one to raise the tune
ned myself t" do II. The hymn began:
with hyo-op purgc Thy servant. Lord