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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-03-23
CENTAUR
I,INIM E N rs
The Quickest, Surest an,
Cheapest Remedies.

Physicians recommend. aud Farriers declare
that no such remedies have ever before been Ia
use. Words are cheap, but the proprietoru OF
these articles will present trial bottles 20 mcdi-
cal men, gratis, o. a Fruanntce of what they
say.
The Centaur Linimeut. white Wrapper.
will cure rheumatism. Neuralgia. LumhaEn.
sciaiica, Cakci Breasts, sore Nipriss. Frosted
Feet, Chiiiblains, and any ordinary
FLrsn, noSE ON MUSCLE AfLMENr.
We make no prctcnsc that this article will
cure Cancer. restore iost bones. or give health
10 a whisky soaked carcass. but u viii always
reduce Inflammation and allay pain.
u viii cNtract the poison Of bitea and stinEs,
aud heal burns OF scalds without a Ecar. Palsy.
Weak Back. Caked breasts, Earnche. Tootn-
ache, Itch aud Cutancoua Erupiions. readily
yield % its treatment.
Henry Black. OF Ada. Hardin Co.. o.. aayn,
{" Ny wife has had rheumatism for nVn Year,.
no rest, no aiccu=cuuld scarcely walk across
the auur. Nhc is nuw completely cured - the
usn uf tgutuur Limlmemt. We all feel thank.
ful Co yUu, aud recommend your wuudr rrfui
medicine o. all our friends"
James uurd, Of Znmeavtiic. Ohio SAYS ssThe
CeDtuur Liniment curcd my Neuralgia"
Alfred Tush, Of Newark. writes. "eend tno
one dozen bottles % expires. The tIuimrni
las saved my lex. ! want to distribute u. a.. ]"
The sale 90 this Liuimont is increasing rap
n
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-03-23

The Commissioners hereby give notice uf
their Intention O. crurt n bridge across IIttin
Eaccouu Creek near keystone Furnace, Ia
BloomuelI toWuship. Aud that they will hear
all petitions fur aud rcmuustfauccs against
such proposal. lucatluu Or Improvement.
COMMISSIONERS OF JAtksUN COUNTY.
OHIO.
ny 4. W. PArrER-ox. County Auditor.
nuar@5-0w
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-03-23

Mr.. Pendleton got a substantial fee,
but he didn't bribe anybody.-[Ports-
mouth Times.
Suppose your Shyster Clymer commit
tee subpoena those sweet secesh ladies,
Mrs. Marsh and Mrs. Belknap, and see
how this NAV no
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-03-23

I, D. Armstrong. CASHIER % the PrrMt National
Bank Of Jackson, Ohio. do soicmniy swear that
the nbuvu statement n true. tn the hsst % uly
knowicdzs and belief u. ARMSTRONG.
Cashier.
Sfafraf OAio, rsuafB ~ Jartsua. a.
sworn O. uud subsrfilr.i hrfafr me tists afh
day of March, tssa. ImNtNE nrNuAN,
Notary fuhllc Jackson County. ohio.
Cbrrucf- -Aucms
"a. T. CHAPMAN, 4
II. a. MATTHEW itlFecfnrn
PETER PtCkuEt.l
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Notice

OrIntcntion To- Build Bridge. a. Required
~ section 10, of An Act a. Amended May
I.IHgI.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-03-23
D RAIN TILE.

WE HAVE oS HAND. ron SALE
....DRAIN TILE....
OF various siEo., frum 2 o. inches. which We
can furnish az from - 60 - cents pgf fpd, ~ TIE
uuauufaCtufys lut further lufpfmaiiuns lntuie
% Price hfuthrfa, AEuufa, larksunt 90 VIE 70
Drain Tie CO.. Mhselofnbufg. y.
March - lssa.fW
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-03-23

The Ohio House of Representatives
can become excruciatingly funny when it
tries
Mr. Furay thus concludes letter to the
Cincinnati Gazette:
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-03-23


Motion for a new trial.
Stephen " and Thomas II. Vaughn.
ex Of Thomas Vaughn. W. Solo non and
James Isaminger Judgment revived
for -. i2l l3.
Hurley a Co vs.. Malinda Scott. Judg.
ment on warrant Of attorney for $500 s..
Garretson, Blackmore a Co. vs. Malin-
da Scott. Judgment on warrant OF at
torney for Si42 20.
State Of Ohio W. James Easterling
This was an assault and battery upon
Charles Hays. In August last. the par
ties got into a quarrel about a wagon, in
the alley near the blacksmith shop Of
David Lewis, in Jackson. Hays and
John Bannon were on one side Of the
fight, and James and Thomas Easterling
on the other Hays was knocked down,
and lay helpless for half an hour. The
testimony was very contradictory. IL
was proven that James Easterling threw
a piece Of cinder, which struck Hayes on
the side Of the face, and knocked him
down. Then it was proven that it was
not James, but Thomas Easterling, who
knocked Hays down, and that he did II
with his fist II was also proven that
Hays was drunk
Reason Mercer vs.. Thomas Delay. This
IS an action for slander; damages claim
ed, 5000. The trial commenced late on
Monday afternoon, and the case Is Of 20
obscene a character that il is utterly un-
&c for publication.
, 1876-12-04

Ser Ariee i'm Orient

2onbon,I /. Seq. Sic nMleemei+
ne 3cituna" pernHcntlidt ben Gnttpnrf
elmer gonHituiio fir Sulsaricn, nad
bemIelben piirne bicies cine foit unobs
bdngiae 9ropins iperNtn.
@enerol si6ernojst 1T ON 8elarob
nod Wien obNereiit.
General Mnnieuffel wiro rod Gnb
Icnp oeben urh Dem Gsorcn Die Mntnort
bes Goiiers @ilbelm ouf oos S1rotben
beg griteren iiberbringen.
II, 2. 9esemter. Cine sp'=
aioibrpeide ans Gnnltuntinopel an Die
nNeps" ia +. ooB cinelleberldpemmnnN
in Morianopsl ltott9efunocn bat, mo'
bur9 1000 Sduler pc99eiAwemmt wur:
ben.
Cine epcsiolhepeide an Die pgtelus"
aus @ien iost, haB nie Gommunocnrs
pon 4 mobiliiirten. ruililhen 4ymce=
Corps in ai5bnsif anaefommen lino.
Sic Opinone" in Som la9t, odB Die
@rfldrunsen bes Marquis ppn Salis.
bulp Die Qusiitt eincs &tic9rs spilhen
england mo GuBlano ausi6llcben, be-
trodtet obtr einen &ric9 iuiiAen 9(uB
lamb un5 Der Sdtfei ols unuermei2llN
Sic Shines" iogt in ibrem beuti9en
6iuanSortitel, baB cir d6nIi6er GIn'
brud s%elterr ouf Der r2onOOn Stod 81
DANCE" bemerftar Nor.
Cine Spe~sialoepsi6e bes ~Stanbor0'
ars 4eNb brri6tet Die Infanft ocs Gen
SfAernojeff bafelbh.
, 1876-12-04
Guro aGae uabtiA en-.

Degau. Bie nit Yelimmtb it oes.
lautst, wlrO ser VanOta9 IN lein + Nin,
terieilion lih nit Ger bieiiacn Gbsater'
ara9e 3u beldait,sen baben. Ter y to
so9 nat nGmllh Die Slaatsrcglcrun9
.raulabt, Dem QauotaJe etus 8orlale
wesrn Sswlui4uns zines 3ulbajie5
gum Softbsater III mt rbr item. anoern-
iaQs waroe Der Ser5og Dem 5nlt tuts
Ole SubuenlIOn ent5lcbeu, mas tlnem
Gingeben oeli lben ais loldca gleId)tGms.
2eioer hat Der Nutro9 nldt BIZ germ tie
luSlift, an9erOmm II ;u weroeu. Die
GInnabmen oeS 2bc0ters crreld)en MIR
bic Summe Don etwa $4,000 W ieup
Nua9absn oaAe9en b%cjlTrru 'ld} ldbrllh
aui cine Summe pom $40 900 NJ,
mIt0in l,ilttt Der Scr,o9 inen la0lIl el
81 dluB bon $50. 900 ID. I'm BON
olelcr galt III etlU05 erlsldtcrt III Uer.
ben, ,ulll er Die quite oe5 Siaatso III
AnlpruN nebmeu. Sun iou be! l;lnr
Sorotruug Die NuliNl ielttm. oaB Ct
nld]t aueln ~berufea ltt, o06 Oolt1etr,
oas CUR lnterbultun9 uuo 9ttltl II
SllOuu Orr ScuOltcruog Oelilas 10 5
lentlld) 9tcn aus lcluej Yuut!Mfstl
81 rrbOlttn On Der yanotal 0Qtr
Observation-Disclosures nod Die 6otoeluuJ
etnlah ablebne mro, 10 jlcbt mart CT
nit an9ltlJd)r Qtl,nc DIR Goultq i,n;ta
III Sttrod)l, weld)e aus cl cm Vi q Dta
OcS O0ltUeatero notblOcu0l4erUtIlt tUr
ble Sta t CcIau Nh eygsbel mltltn.
DIS 0ottbcatcr9 mt9eH Wola,n pee
a gcleb lie 6tcmuc 5ltr, Ole mt mtn
Gm0e0tn uDS uyrlaliM wtitoeu. OtlAu
mur9e ntdjt nur uugem II III Iclutm
aunhwunse Sur.dOstIOen, IS urOc
nuBtroem al Ieln,r Vtoeutuu9 NlS Jts
ltoeu5liaoisaurltnlllh Giubube erltioen.
Oian bari Dab + al ocn AusyauJ Der
Sad)e auBerlt 9,ipannt ltm.
G~arGsru9e, DIE 9taAiarion ii Ya.
oenzSuoen War oie5mal ourd) ole y r.
l0n9crte Anuelenh,tt Der oeuIihen Stals
lerlamllle auberOrorntIl al0n5 no. An
llrltll1M Yerionen, 9roBm 9ianienOen
1tanlei, Otplomut Il &c. waren bcner
m,br oeun il MlptienO. Sor 3 Ia9en
bate Der &aIier Den fraperen OtIulIler
Or. Soup CUR Gaftl ycIaOcn ELL uns
lIano, Ger Angell1iS Der Sor9ansc Der
lesten Woben lrnmsrbm elnl9s aufs
merflamtttt ueroleut. Vel oieler G'elc,
senbelt fam mon Die uerbiir9te UtlItbei'
lung MAIDEN, oaB Der @roBber,og Dor
Der GrneDnun9 SOaD'S gum YraliOcntsn
Ner SberrchnuuQ8fammer bieie Sttue
, 1876-12-04

aelne iolen hie So6c dber oennod ct
nos tol Qetrieben bnhen. IS miro per
lihert, bcB IN grlp fen 81 Ifaurotlon rin'
selne Setter in gRdliertfiigen 9%ebrdtenr
Siibner, 8ceiiteofs nit ebnmpionors
II. i. 10. ON &aiiirer porbei QelAmug cit
uno honn DEN @1lttn p%erfdnft bdbtn
Gcin Wunocr. boB monhmnI Die @crl6
tie folt woren ooer . S6iili nlft &c,
robe iauber nuslGben. s. ipQ lo9r
Seller gcQeten bobcn, oic ldnle 5ol6cn
ous @uitnp rhn Gin Der Splbpnhubens
iprohe yliit pndtis") IN Den bod n bat:
ten unb in benielbfn Suppr, .Opltfr
stems", Sii6ner. Soint II. aug Ger Sri
DIE perlhwinoel lieB H.. obne Den &c
hrdu6lidcn 80 olus" nOiilr s.. erle0en.
9oB Die Gaite pon 81 SEMEN iltelpnr
tbellt wurosH. no es mn dig, lit le;l It
perIGnolih nno fam i6!IcBIlb ben y
itcrn ots&eiu lronts, Dc $50 MO Near
2cute Dot'en. ni6t CUR San NcIe i lptr'
ocn. 60 1T es uOrNetom zen, ooB Il
ner fir elne gl6Bere @elcllhait ipcn 9ef
4prtipnen beiteatcn. ols bel lbnen DC
itcdt ~ 1rrr. lid obtr fir y lt 3 III te
so6lsn tieB II. Nnoere, unb pns fam
bdafis prr, mddte /, mic unlele repubIl
tanll1en Yollttt. hei Der NnbItlon
eans ANN utiiri o Iehs nj bier, mn tpH
es munocrbar, oOB ot,l Ibrn lbrem
Shaocn ousfi I'm Sn eiui me- Gt
nauronts botien ole W0itc an oer G
an ,oblen. unO Damn wuble es ole er ope
ierer &ellner eln3urldtttn, ooB lbn iR
Jtn enpIitntn W / b,,nb / wuto. .
8 or 10 oos y r lpdt,r an OH Size
ab9lJef It bat
H. on Den beheutenocn Summe j.
mclbt ell seine &llln ! . edu6t" b0ben,
iol lhner on6 ul0t b cl 4ebIestn II
9m Nteno mad Der Il btii mu;ot el4
Splcld}en ge aoMt mo nana ginQ Nl $
mleoer Tloten. Gll9c Ddtn f0r u 10
}uinnmtnQebult II I'M I%oIleu +! Il be
hGl:0jbud B lrtoltDcn y r0dt Fien .t
ben. 9Ie@ lino cher put Ausn bNc ;
bel ser arobcn MebtS n q II ou@ 2Sntt:
og8ie 4 wrnler, 10 6GrOrnen."
Sn einem Der 3c1nurdnts trud it'd
folg.rrer fDmlhe 8iii Ri: Gn& lin /
fam elne@ ldD: en- SO $ AIT CT EN- y d
lcntlrteller Doll oelulitel ) lie nnp
Shuliel Ons 0u Gllde, uN il ptn @ii
lttn I'll lupirtn. s. bette abr N 81
Slid ole Gel gerD II ~, bt9e rmmtil,
Slpel .3enogrlpm SleLts" blb pom Ton
Al nnnfctlren UNI Hnttr htr 2Stie Su
u%erber9en. YlOglih nut6e Ibm 0usSet1-
lieot 81 5riB, sue il idd eI uno ldlo
%oClelbe IN II D b J., onH t mndlt et
bi Sa6t aver immtr II d JlHmtu
jap liN ltllt bIlb per Spme. q SO il
Q,n, ocn Ytol nlI,tcilcr ialn IN .4lle
unO Die bei0en y ,~flteuts aus en Eu
len 5n relBep, sum yrob II @auoium cer
3uldeu,r. (YDu 2emh
81 / Oh 6or>. t liter in ism I'd.
Oufota llrb Dem Weueral Sulter aia oIt<
ler 9eaen nSlttu ,>@Huu" 5oa ell q vie
0os9e. s3ebn Gage nah Der cd acbt
am 2tlle t9s0olns'lnll fl prt oelS Nv
nad) 6or 2NicOIn SuraI. Ole Uutir.
nun9 betrd9t 500 Wttllen.
, 1876-12-04
@retie Der Mu3eigen:

sr66,re Yn,eiaer wtr sT II tiger tert6net.
Ndt pter peuiaer Sci rb'lben etnsn S9aart.
cue Nn,tteen Nnb TN Wsraus su sabten.
Die 3eitun1 pi,b IN Hta mont aab Him.
ssnene ron bsH 3rasern 1ar IS Gents per
ISOLDE auSaetroaer.
, 1876-12-04
GngianD.

2%onbon, l. Se3embcr, Obell It
8. q. Mae0onalo, Gopltdn beg ihottl=
19sn .&iHesSeom," welGcr I'M lcbten
CONNER Die Ser. Stauten beludte. #
gum @enerol= Golicltor fir S6ottlonO
ernannt woroen.
S. g. Softer, Elm prominenter &auf'
mann in Birmingham, gn5lano, bat
falirt. Yaiipo $472. 600.
, 1876-12-04
Dit nhkur

1T t%entntmt. b4s sanss btsbrrise Seiluerfobren unts
suitoben. Ole Cur pirb bur9 bas io9euannte
SpD0ao udb bur4 Gi3nebmen pom 2obpntper
blptrft & te 9ob9docr 5eiS.n an, no BITE &rantbett
Sit seisen fe Bite aebeustruit hes Menl6en an.
EouItnoe iinb tn ben tebteu spet Sobrtn tn Der
SaoesAntolt, "a Stanton Str RIM gort, 9ebetlt
porben, Inter ben Gebetlten %befnOen ft9 otele
aerSte uub apotb I r. Ote 9obbdoCr nnterl6eicen
fb BON dnocren BGoern oaourd, oaB lie etrett auf
bic &r0ntbeit etnptrten, II ben trdnfen Stolf ent1
, ferntn, tn pelber worm er aud Sum 8orlbetH
fomme, Sic itub etn @erbrennungss ODER 9usi4ets
bun9sz Proces Der 6rontbettsitoie. Sober 8ronfe
wtro bel Der Inlpenoun9 bt let Eur ioSul99en Ietn
etgener arSt. 98eun Semano bur@ bt,ie 8aber ae,
beilt lit, 70 lit c pirtltb nto raoital gebeilt, pdbs
reuo nab Der btsberiseu 9ei[metbooe bic Itttet
Bemobnltt 9ei6brltder ftuo GlS bieRrGutbeiti elblt,
rno f9 blters ~ gangs peer 'ecunodrer Rront'
hetten etr;ieat
Obetei4 bic svybaber ane arantbeitsn. innerlia
ino duberltb, %turtten, 10 limb bod BITE &trtun9en
nod in oeutem 3~uitauoe %6cttubeu, gang auserorbeuts
lid: Niebcr, ielblt Nerpenz unb EppbuSIiebe
peroen iebr i6rea, 9ewobnli3 nit Ia Sdoern,
turtrt &alSs uu6 Observation-Disclosures mirb,
gem6bnIt9 lei6t turtrt. @aNerlu@t, Wbens
fnatismuS iperOea oft iebr i6ntH sebeilt;
ebenio an9eus uno DIR naturalization, iowte Que
MpbtIltiide Srantbettsn In leOem @rabe. get
fdipirem, S~erppbeln &C. lit bic @Sirtun9 etne
pl6Sli6e II. Ndtbare. Sur etu Bah lit bturGtderb,
i'm SeOen pom Der Mtrtuas gu iiberSeusen. Bias
eeufrebS uno Bite io9en0nnte &earns ober
nu ben sebetlt St l1stcrtr Srantbeit seben rs
@ro3ent bes 5uderitOffes init isbeH babe Snr4 bes
| nrtn ab.
4 Sie goSet unb gtrnebmesgulptr merber mad
1 ieben YlGS TN 4Gnoe %perl0not. Der Sttts ees
~Gaoespuluers It 50, Der hes Ginnebme : pulpers
81. MAN laIe f9 cine @toi6ure user BITE 9obfW
N ensIii4er o0er SsIti4er Spro9e i3ifen.
FIR. Rauchfuss
J "a Stanton Ctr. (Dox 1891
: Nsw 9ort
, 1876-12-04

elt0uste llunQs. &eliurr.
Mdbreno her leBtcn Sage fat Der NeIi
Der oes 2nfopette &eituurunt ouf rem
WeItoust aun8sploBe aud cinigc Sill
ner iuegcn uncbrIIhtsit uerboiten, ii,
aber i6IiebliN wicon loufen lulen.
9ob e%inS'Ine Der @usit auu8s Self
1ter. Die ia wuBten, ooB lbre 5batI tell
faum feds Morote ouuern wlror, Die
@elc9cnbelt belm Sdppf genOmmeu ba
ben. nm @tpas 81 modem" ii FLAIR uno
miro BON NlemouOem, ielblt BON Den Se
lisern Der &s%ltaurauts be5welfelt. Gin
, 1876-12-04
Sranfreib.

poris, 2, Sesem'er. Sin offs Ct
leg Ostret 1T pcr0ftntli6t worbcn. II t,
DIES ME Strafen bon 1O7 Gommuniler
D~erdnrelt oocr oerrinsert. ginise wur
Den gang b%egnooi9t.
, 1876-12-04

2pnbon, l. 9esbr. Sic Mfin ltr
&rllis in Gtben III ahgepenoet worteq,
Ser Yremier Goumponoouros bat tt=
i6loHen, Die &ammsr=3 ehotlen abSu
lparter.
, 1876-12-04
0nIanOiLN Dspe(1en.

NeW 0orf. l. .9eSembcr. Sehs
@trd lin9e entlprOn9en aeltern aus oel
Strofonltolt gu Slodwells =Sslano.
bericlben wurren bereits wicOer ein9eiun
gen.
, 1876-12-04
&uBlan0.

2onoon, /. Tesemter. Ser fat
ierIide 1tas ibcr Mobllmefnng Der
&autoius Nrmee 1T e%rlollen worocn.
9ielelbe 5dblt 10000 Mtann Snfante
RE, 5000 4fgrbe uno $50 &anonen.
, 1876-12-04

RSS THE CIRCULATION OF THE
STATS GAZETTE is LARGER THAR
THE COMBINED CIRCULATION OF ALI
THE OTHER DAILY GERMAN NEWS.
PAPERS OF THE STATE.
, 1876-12-04
Gpanien.

Mabrib, l.. G'5ember. Sn ocr
ipauiiAen Gpltcs fano 3 'lttrn cine ouf
re9enoe Seb0tte ibes ole cubanllGe
Srose ltatt.
, 1876-12-04
0trgtnia StoatS<Va5etTe
tas.,S t%eraussssebeH s0n
9obn a. y { IT,
30. 8 3mSlftc strase.
lid IN 0 n B. ga.

gubscriptiorS @reife'
, 1876-12-04

= a. 3s<t, sa's!s- 49, teus,
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1876-04-01

Z" Resoloed, That the best reciprocation
of this kindness that We can promise, is a
special remembrance of himself and family
in our prayers to Almighty God.
/" Res0lred, That copy of the foregoing
signed by the President and Secretary of
the Conference, be suitably engrossed and
furnished MIR. Tome.
"EDMUND S. JAMES, President,
"SAMUEL L. GRACEY, Secretary.
I" Port Deposit, Nd, MARCEL IS, 1S70.'
This elegant church ediiice was conveyed
by Mr.. Tome to the Trustees, in trust. for
the use of the NJ. E. Church of Port De-
post. The building cost in round num-
bers $50, 100000, and is perhaps the hand
soonest church in Maryland, outside the
cities. But for the facility of obtaining
the granite, and other material of which
the church is built, and the further fact
that it was constructed under Mr.. Tome
own personal supervision, such a building
almost anywhere else would have cost
$15, 900. 90. In honor of the donor of so
grand a gift, and in appreciation of the
generosity that prompted it, it has been
Vi. Il
Church" Surely, this Mount Zion is
beautiful to look upon, and will be admired
by future generations, and is a standing
monument of the success and liberalty of
Jacob Tome.
Notwithstanding the multiplicity and
magnitude of all his varied business opera
lions, yet Mr.. Tome directs and personally
supervises them all. He is methodical and
punctual, at each and every place requiring
his presence Amid it all he has preserved
his vigor of mind and body by regular and
temperate habits. Fortune and favora BILE
circumstances have attended him, but he is
a millionaire to day because he has been
industrious. persevering, far-seeing, sys-
tematic, economical and cautious, quick to
perceive and prompt to act on business
opportunities. His wealth is increasing in
geometrical ratio. He is in vigorous health,
and bids fair, for-what all his friends
wish lima long life.
Yours truly, &C.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1876-04-01
(iEiNiNES.

Highland twelve button kids are the
mode in Paris.
The combination tool known as the
hoe-ax is fraud.
People began to wear knit stockings
in the 10th century.
The general stagnation tells on the
Chicago divorce business.
kellogg weighs 10 pounds-rather
less than barrel of sugar.
"A mans temper is most valuable to
himself, and lie should keep it.
A light heart and a cream coored hat
are sources of constant happiness.
The best representative men are the
men who represent things as they are.
1T takes more than q dollars worth of
butter to grease dollars worth Of bread.
-Geranium plants have been success
fully grated to tomato vines in California.
Many a lady in Washington has come
to want-comc to want diamond earrings.
A finickirg kensington wife puts Il
pillow sham on the clock to hide the tick
ing.
The price Of ice in Philadelphia for
the Summer has been fixed at 40 cents per
lG0 lbs.
it is said the Pope will be contribu-
tor to tie Centennial. Perhaps he will
send a bull.
Il little girl who wanted to be very
good during Lent. proposed to give mp
going to school.
The fashion in dress coats has not
changed much in five years. The only
difference is in de tails.
Delaware newspapers already predict
a short crop Of peaches, which IS all indi-
cation that it will be full one.
bartholomew county, Ind, contains
four villages named respectively Cracka-
way, Possumglory, kooncreek and Hard
scrabble.
When the Sky is grim and gray,
Through the rainfall's fountains,
March: and the moehills on your way
Don't mistake for mountains.
- If | use it I'll be just as dirty after
it's gone: if | sell it l can have peanuts
and ride home, too, = solioquzcd boot
black when he found a cake OF toilet soap.
They are going to explode $4,000
pounds of nitro glycerinc at He'll Gate next
year, say the New York papers. 1t is not
wide enough at present to accommodate
the travel from New York and Brooklyn.
"A Connecticut statoner who was load
ed with a large lot of unstable paper
checker boards has had the Centennial
buildings printed on the corner of each,
and is now selling them rapidly as maps of
Philadelphia.
care you n Christian ," asked one of
Mr.. Moody's assistants at an inquiry meet
ing, of a hard looking custome" who had
taken a front seat No." lie answered.
sadly, g" I'm printer" 1t was a hopeless
case.
=" Economy, my dear, economy" said
Spivins. 'It's all right for you to have
plants and all that, but there is reason in
all things, and there isn't 4 particle of
sense in paying fifteen cents for flower
pot when there are q dozen empty cigar
boxes about the house, and, taking the
last 'ITavana = from another box, he
handed her tho box to put an olcander il,
lighted his cigar, and went out.
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BUBBLES.

Sweetness and light-a love match.
A bosom friend-a clean shirt.
The courageous vowel-brav-o,
Motto for the Arabs-up and Bedouin.
Companion to the learned pig-a spell
ing bee.
Why is 4 tug boat like chiropodist
Because its business is to look after tows.
SC Matches are made in Heaven, and
that says Paddy, "accounts for the tim
der passions"
Says all occasional contributors: A re-
vivalist grocer displays the sign, Hold
the fort-een eggs for % cents lie must
be Layman.
-'' Do You love me still, John?" wits
pered sensitive wife to her husband.
"Of course | do-the stiler the BETTER
answered the husband.
* Bless you,' said john Henry with
tears in his eyes, she takes her own hair
of so easy that perhaps she doesn't know
how il hurts to have mine pulled out
An old Dutchman froze his nose.-
While thawing the frost out, lie said, Il
hat carry dat nose fordy year, unit he ncfel
freeze hisself before. | no understan dis
ting"
-"That's what ! call finished ser
mon,' remarked a man as he was coming
out of church. Yes, finished at last,
replied bis neighbor, - though began TO
think it never would be-
One of the old settlers at the Isle of
Shoals seeing the name of Psyche on the
hull Of yacht, spelled it out slowly, and
/ then exclaimed: &" Well, if that amt the
durndest way to spell fish,
-''Wa-aI, yes said the old man, as he
painfully leaned on his cane, :" am kinde;
agein', and feel it more and more every
day. Only last year used TO be able tc
walk round the park every morning. and
now my rheumatic is so bad that when I've
/ got half way round, all can do is to lulr
round and hobble back"
Mary had a little lamb,
We've heard it o'e" and DER,
Until that little lamb becomes,
a perfect little bore.
SO propose 10 make a grave,
And dig it deep and wide.
That Mary's lamb and all its bards
BE buried side by side.
Mr.. d. was a very small man, scarcely
turning the beam at 80 pounds. His bet
ter-half on the other hand, was simply i'm
mense, easily setting down the balance a
2i0. One night, not long ago, ID. wa.
awakened By a succession of conyulsive
soiis from the partner of his bosom. ant
ycntured to meellly inquire the cause
She replied, her words broken by Sobs
"Oh, | had such dream. shall never
never get over it. | dreamed | was III
large city, and as passed along the stree
! saw splendid store with big gold sigl
hanging in front of it UusJa0ds far sale,
| entered, and what Il sight greeted IN,
ewes The most beautiful men, of all de
scriptions, and 50 cheap; could have hac
my choice for $500, and just to think
when came to feel for my pocket book,
bad left it at home, OH, oh, oh, ! and Sh
went eli in couyulsive sobs again. D., il
endeavoring to console her, timidly asked
My dear, did you see any like me there
Like you? like you?' screamed Mrs. D
. Yes, plenty OF Them, they were put II
in punches, like asparagus, and sold 70
ten cents a bunch.
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No. ,

MIR EDIToR:--I have selected as the sub
.iect of my second personal sketch, Port $
most prominent business man,
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being with enthusiasm, and even the heart
throb that went out to her tender, over
worked mother gave only momcntary
tug at the tixedness of her purpose.
9 ! will come back to her." she said, as
she twinkled a shower of peaTly drops
from off the tips Of her pink toes 81
will come back to her when | am rich and
famous. She will forget the pain | gave
her, and be proud even of my waywaldness.
| will love her so that she shall forget the
pain"