, 1876-03-12

fhIiauepha> Penn. The Rev. Messrs. Cridp
and Latane have not yet formally accepted thai
election.
BREvlTIEs.
! AT recent school examination near Bonn th
question Eas asked "Who il to blame for th
division OF the Jewish Empire after the death O
Solomon" and glrl promptly answered
"Bismarck."
A Sunday sermon in a Japanese church neve
lasts over twenty-five minutes. It hardly pays
! to scrub boy up to BEND bin to church. bu
Euch short sermous Leave the men plenty Of tim
to 80 dahing.-Free Press.
The bank robbery is uppermost in everybody
mind in Northampton. A Methodist brothe
mentioned it in recent pnblic prayer: "c
| Lord. we thank Thee thst heaven is our safe ant
Christ our ohronometer lock-
A young lady Of thia city, who dreamed she
WAS in Heaven, says she SAN no Boston folks
there. They were all scattered around in little
groups. outside the gates, discussing uetapLys
| les aud Ralph Waldo Emerson.
romantic Brooklyn girl says Of her hand,
| some pastor: s'I know he il good man, be,
cause as sit in church and listen to his words
! aud watch his beautiful smile can think OF
nothing but Heaven and the angels"
4 bright little 3-year~o:d in Hartford. Conn.,,
havlng become httie mixed between her re1ig-
" recites: :s Tie Iord is The ahepbard snd ts
Lost his shcep and dont Know uhere tn And
hi1n." ~ -AAtN1
..<,
an examination in history, one Of tho not most
promising pupils was interrogatod ~ ''Marv
did a1artn Luther die natural death ?' No. n
was tue reply; :" lie vas communicated by a
FashaonaDle iady coming oas OF church: "What
3o"at1ui sermon! was naver beforo so I'M
pressed NTH tho duty and privilege OF giving
freely. I am deterzn'ned to DO better, and to
5suebter 'o'' "o'A 0ooSD'1 7nA u1o99 " NY
Now 4ork Commercial: Wall street broker
has not been to church in twenty years. Yes
toIday 1e went aftor salvation to tho ulppodrome
and had his pocket picked. Ho is noN pro-
nounced heathens Moody and sankey aro evi-
oouA'5 AoSooa - "a' o'aee"'
Dan6ury Nc'cs: ar. Reutz, the new clothier
IN Uanhury. has excited public curiosity by hav-
ing large apple painted On his sign. When
asked for au explanation, he quietly inquired
:" II 1t hadn't been for IN apple, wl,ere would
tie ready-made clothing stores be to-day2"
The paraon,a o,,,ht.r- -..1,n, a,.a+
that you don't object to . few csndles being
placed on the altar these dark evenings Nus.
The seHtoneas-" Bless you, miss, I see they
wasn't isoman candles-oniy composites {"
1on1 C1iva assad n ch,o,,;,, r. o,o ~ h;s
iments in tba East Tndin Comnsnvss aars;ca ~
a tnast - a1oa snd aI,cE'a4ia, III ao1
nivo ~ said. the 1attar .4No1h;n, ha.tar ~ = ~ =
piled his Iozdahip. "Come gentlemen.
bumper to the parson's toast, a lass aud a lack
q day!"
A cinnamon i, con Fro,,i.oo x.,s .,7o,.
pushed into tho rn1,a rom = strest-crnsa;res ~
An Arnar;csn A. n;ctad hrnsa1s ~ xar1 py
Il, shook cr somo Of he mud. bowed yerT no.
ths ofrander: s.You rhr;stiep ma bsst6sn. st6, -.
.ood- ~ =, AA'A"o' .Ho No"'ooA'
1hera ia y, upar,, ,,osv ~ szn,.,h<o .ta
roa ,,a - - ~ ~ "mn ~" ~ sg.np1tny toI sne
3cribe Eva that 1no., front Ira a:Sa
seal1ehnh "a 'Nlls tarr;aea ia1s
ia fnrnue ~ ~ hs lozsne,
- n;.sats snD nsS"1., .aso nauea; no WAS
1s. :, SA,.. - D,ooA,u sas 'ouups'S |
- ..s - fs, .;,,x nosee pas so3e9 luso cue naoni-
!,,icl bss ha,, e-iraI, 90 - a;rsmt w. ntlA9
-, ~ ss,,,a a. t rastn. ~ uus pseSons
10 srshtoner: seSaT sp F., ~ s taa vne
s s ri5la as1e1 AK Muae ne nho cone WIN
~ o,, - ~ - Grnt 111An' eass ne' nave
~a'n :. VI ~ ot4HA
Norwich Bulletin: There vas very pleasant
oDation party the other evening" and tho COM
any sang, i" We Give Up All for Heaven" with
ressaa as;ra ~ ~ ne nSa. ony sne munster ez
narts ~ haana' ~ kaes - iriod 10 ssau ina' In5ee
saa ~ drass; ~ ngnos Agg o. etaea apples ana
,,o;r ,-s1 Rt ~, "sta uluouo:eo.y sataaoie
nnstnr, na:a - 1T,.oI, a1a ~ LIZ ~ .esm 80
- ''''1'' ~ - oAs4' o'oau ''.eoaoss s6o1a'
4 Savannah darkoy, shot in watermelon
elu, thus explains Ills presence there: He
lid that religion had greatly affected him that
10 Lord called On him to pray in private, and
. Climbed the fence SO as to be by himself. He
as praying. and he had no thought of melon.
;,n p 1qe sne oy a Ine sueoen }elS ne shot gaze
ss,> =; E: o ~ "0fsa = ooa eaa sik
.
~ t. anan tocsnny took MS cnilo 70 the
-. ~ 9o uapsleou WV asAea MN: ARE
- ~ ~ ~ e9e.I '0o aolpoElant IN CO.
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