The Arizona sentinel., 1876-11-25
Ghe 9rizona Sentinel,
MESCELAAR 4.

gentle memory its pressure con-
veys. Yet we don't like it in our
hair.
Genteel boy--"My father is in
the Custom house,"
Ragged Boy-"And mines in
the Station house"
GenteeI Boy-"Rut my father
can keep on stealing and yours
can't"
During the past three days
herds of Mormons have been gath
ering at the sink-hOle of iniquity,
and it is estimated that more than
a hundred polygamous marriages
have been sOlemniZed within its
unhOly walls. Salt Lake Tribune,
Oct. 18Th.
An exchange remarks: sit is
said that there are more editors
unmarried than any other class of
professional men. For this reason,
we suppose. the majority of them
are men Of fine sentiment, and do
not wish to starve any body's Sis
ter"
The value of the Centennial
buildings at Philadelphia is esti-
mated at 1874, 900, and that of
their contents as $97. 343, $50, MAX
ing total of SI04,820,350 It is
believed that there has never been
an aggregation of products of all
m q - TT and Two y OK, - z,,oE, in ,,ooYo
sc value as that in Philadelphia.
An Arkansas man thoughtlessIy
set some springgunS in his pOul-
try yard, and the next morning
in the rising sun he rubbed his
spectacleS and stared in speechless
amazement at eighteen candida
ties for governor, sitting on the
front fence, picking bird shot out
OF their thirty-six egS.-BoTltng-
ton Ha,ck Eye.
"A Quaker merchant Of Philadel-
phia, Joshua l.. Bailey, has start
ed cheap restaurant to draw the
wOrkingman from the tippling
shops. The bill of fare includes
90 varieties, all five cents apiece
for instance, for that sum one gets
coffee and buttered rolls. The
daily attendance is about 1000,
and about forty walters are kept
busy.
The average number of passen-
gers crossing the Oakland Ferry
each day during the year 1875 was
1,200 or 1858, $50 during the year,
and taking fifteen cents as the
fare of each person. would make
the receipts S613,300. A large
margin, however must be allowed
for Communication tickets and chill
dren'S fares.
Jane Grey SwissheIm writes
from Leipzig: 1.-THE d0Ub le-fOors,
which are universal here, ought
to be so with US, for the space be-
tween is filled with ashes; SO,
with thick partition walls, it is
next to impossible to burn a house
down. I am told they have no
fire-engines in Germany, and do
not fight fire with water. but with
ashes, clay, sand, old mats and
axes There has not been a fire
alarm in Leipzig since we came
to it. which was the 9th of last
April"
The work of exterminating the
squirrels and gophers goes on, in
Napa county, under the stimulus
of the bounty law, The Justices
OF the Peace have the pleasure Of
counting the scalps. Justice Hart
well has counted something over
1000 for Mr.. Webster. and about
that number for Mr.. Hoey, both
adding installments of five or six
hundred last Monday morning.
The amount of money levied for
the bounty fund this year is S.
400.
A PRACTICAL HONEYMOON.-i
Two people got married the other
day, says the Raleigh standard,
and they acted sensibly, indeed.
All day long they We're fixing up
their house. The woman vowed
she wouldn't marry till she ''seed
every thing fixed" Hand in
hand, they were busy as bees buy
ing provisions and furniture for
the house. And at last, when all
was done, the woman walked
down and peeped in and said:
"NOw. John, I'll marry yOu," and
they went and We're married, and
marched straight down into a
snug little home. There wasn't a
Saratoga trunk or a single unpaid
tailOr's bill in the whole cere-
mOny,
Mr.. LINCOLN's HORSE TRADE.
When Abraham Lincoln was a
lawyer in Illinois, he and Judge
once got to bantering one another
about trading horses, and it was
a0reed that the next morning at
nine o'clock they should make
trade, the horses to be unseen up
to that hour, and no back out, un-
der a forfeiture of twenty. FIVE dol
lars. At the hour appointed the