The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-05-18
Written Expressly for the Stark Co. Democrat
PENNSYLVANIA DEITSH
Breef fun Sammy schnitzler.

DUNNERsBARRICK, May der 13, '76
Mister Drucker. Ich hob 3 g'sana, for
ich war now selwer dort, un bin geshter
owet narsht hame kumma. OF course,
ich name der grose Centenniel show, un
sell beat ennich ebbas os ich all my dawg
un des lavas g'sane hob. IS waura about
tzwe hundert un flftsich million mensha
dort ON Mitwoch, un g waura aw feel
fun de federshty menner i'm crowd, for
besides mich selwer war der Dompater,
os Sc runna wella for President, un der
Grant un der Simon Cameron. ICh hob
nix g'sana fun Dabcock un aw nix fun
Belknap. IS waura feel fun denna police
officers um de weag in blohe klader au
init brass k'nep, un g is mer fore kumma
Sc hetta der Grant un der Cameron CONS
ferdihenkert close g'watchd so os Sc nix
GUS IN show shtale. Well for sell sin de
Police Officers, un selly wo um de Wash
ington Ell karls rumm waura hen aw
era duty gedu. lch hob selwer der Ca
neron close g'watchd we ar ON mon
81 grund-niss shtand ferby g'lutfa is, aver
lch muss sawga os ar 81 longy finger der
tu g'lust hut De Fanny named 8 w@r
m eva net derwert NIT pawr grund-
Miss aw tzu Tonga. Aver Sc behawpta ar
het aw nix g'shtola GUS m show wo Sc
de feela fancy articles g'hot hen. Wei, 8
con 81 os ar desmohl NIT larry seek hame
gonga is un os ar now so ehrliCh is os ar
gor k@ lusht hut maner tzu shtala-ex-
cept wann ar n gooty chance grickt.
Aver ich muss der now amohl N dis
cription gevva fun exhibition. We g.
sawt der crowd war grose, un s is mer
fore kumma de lett w@ra anonner yusht
i'm weag g'west. Sc hen a holwer dow
Ter g'charged nj g@. Ich hob d'no selly
grossy heiser g'sana. Anes is about N
holwy mile long un dri fartle mile brad,
un in sellam hen Sc allerlae shtore goods.
I'm a onnera house, oW about N holb
mile long hen Sc n CONS dunnersy grossy
shteam ingine un ich vase net we feel
machina os Sc NIT runna. Ich hob Sc
sana shtor carpet wava, un Tzeitunga
printa, un ich vase by chucks nimmy
was Sc allies gedu hen. for ich bin Wen
Mich ferhuttled derweage-'s war sheer
tzu feel for, ca kup allies tzu remem-
bera.
Uf IN top fun anes fun de grossy heiser
shtait N doter Insh os Sc GUS ma solder
shtae g'hockt hen, un on anes fun de
shtands hob ich fnf onnery nager g'sana
NIT longy hore-shwens hinna hummer
henka un orrick coryose klader aw nit
mussa b@ so dick os dri bushel seek un-
ma tzu gebunna, un Sc sawga Sc w@ra all
de Weag fun Jerusalem kumma for kla-
ney kletzlin huls ferkawfa os i'm holy
land g'woxa is. Sc hen kletzlin ferkawft
for N dawler, for dri far.ly, n holwer, N
fartle un aw for tuftz@ cent. Ich hob
aver net invest, for ich con huls ordlich
feel weller kawfa doh uf IN Dunner-
sbarrick.
On anne plotz hob ich gons boomer.
awlish grossy conoona g'sane. Aney,
sawga Sc, hetta Sc fun Deitshlond e.
brocht, un Sc weegt about fuftsich ton.
We ich Sc g'sane hob sen my gedonka
aw grawd uf der Grant un der Cameron
un Babcock un Belknap un selly karls.
Un wass denksht now os ich gedenkt
hob weaga ena2 Eli ich hob g'denkt doh
finna Sc era match wann Sc seller article
shtale wella-dort lussa Sc aw de finger
derfu-un dort is s for ke use os de po-
lice menner Sc watcht we Sc hen in onner
gebei wo so feel fancy articles sin os mer
handla con. We ich goot while drin
rum g'lufa bin is mer's fore kumma os
ich wennich ebbas tzu essa shtanda
kent, un d no bin ich in anes fun de res
trants nj. Ich hob N shtool g'numma
un hob mich onna g'huckt on dishly, s
waura aw dri onnery karls dort um's
same dishly g'huCkt un hen ebbas gessa.
Ich hob n cuply coffee grickt sheer hol-
wer full. N shtick kalts shunka hash
about tzwae tzull long, N tzull un hol-
wer bred un about so dick os n ticket for
in der circus. Ich hob aw tzwae shtic-
ker brod grickt NIT butter druf os Sc g.
hen GUS darn fet nit galley
forb nj g'mixt. We ich g'froked hob was
s kusht huts CHASE "two dollars" Ich
hob IN mon g'sawt ar w@r mistaken, for
ich wet yusht for mich selwer betzawa-
net for der gons crowd. Aver ar hut ex-
planned os tzwae dawler der prise is for
wass ich selwer grickt hob. Ich hob sell
net shtanda wella, un dino hut ar mer s
in English explained, un doh sin now
de figgers os 8 explaina we s kumt os 3
so feel maner kusht i'm Centenniel os s
dut i'm commona saloon odder warts
house. Des doh is now de bill.
For der Coffee. e.....................25
For de Millich un Trucker r.....,.....10l
For de use fun cuply un te letfle. ,..5
For s shunka flash, h,.................2 20
For IS brod. d.........'........ 10
For der butter, 10
For der butter druf shmeera. ........ .15
For anne OBJ warda ON dish. .........25
For anne era bill explaina. a..........20
For anne watCha os mer nix shtaled. %
For anne aw gooka ka..,.............. 80
Un sell tzumma mauchts exactly. 5000 |
We der mon mees explained hut, nit
de fggers war ich aw gsatisfied. Aver
de onnery k@rls, we Sc g'froked hen for
era bill, hen CONS n onnery music fasa
dawler un holwer IS shtick. |
Chemeny fires aver amer fun ena hut e.
auChd derweage, aver SO hen s betzawlt, |
aver for sell du hen Sc a wennich shplei-
ga missa-aner fun ena hut net CONS geld
g'nunk g'hot for 81 eagny bill betzawla.
Aver, yusht ca fault du ich fnna NIT
5ellam middawg esaa, un sell is, ich hob
net gons sot grickt According tzum prize
derfu war ich entirely full g'fressa, aver
according tzum actual condition fun meim
interior, hob ich tzu sawga gor nix gessa,
For selly deficiency supplya hob ich dino
outside n pint grund-niss g'kawft, irish |
Gus m mon seim korb, un for sell hob |
ich yusht n holwer dawler betzawla mis-
81, aver nix extra for mich watcha, un |
aw gooka, un mer OBJ warda.
Now ich will gOr kae fault finna nit m
weag os Sc de hungeriChe lett charga for
e3sa inside tum show, aver ich will mel
na PennsYlYania deitshY friend doch N |