The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1876-03-31
PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE.
madam turkeys arc shlppcd to England.

Canadian turkeys arc shipped to England.
The South talks great deal about getting railroads
Hallam Tennyson, son of tho poet, is lecturing on
Shakespeare.
Tho English people cannot bc impressed that tho
Queen should be Impressed
ono Harn lives in ST. Louis He and his wife ara
Harn and Harl.-two HARRIS
veteran Milwaukee dealer says that the coming
summer will be the hottest since 1855.
The Boston Post wants know what sort OF an
animal the father of mulo is. Look in the mirror
and
Tho Richmond Enquirer says:-''whcre we get
the best and cheapest cgarsg That's the Key West
Tor"
Tho London chronological Society boasts n fancy
new moth from Madagascar. No other moth can hold
a candle TO IT.
The correspondent in India of the Illustrated Ne,a
writes 10 his paper 81 to more lreworki
on this side the gravel"
Morton is played out in Indiana, and the republicans
are in favor of Brstow The democrats of that State
are strongly in favor of Judge David Davis of Illinois
Sir Robert Abcrcromby, F. J. Walker, son OF Sir
James Walker, and Mrs Morgan, one of President
Harrson's White House family, are at Jacksonville
Fla.
The London Sporting Times offers a reward Of five
shlings to the man who will send the worst Joke and
when II is awarded claim It, There is "A chance for
Hugh Hastings
stramcr from Asia last week brought of China
into the United States, and this occasions
the great anti-Chinese meeting in San Francisco on
Saturday night
Mr. William Astor has purchased property for a
winter residence at Jacksonville Fla While there he
has given present the hospital SIS 600 to the Eps
copal church, and 81, 900 in small donations.
In the Russian MEDICAL College l22 girls OF titled
the other kind that in the latter a puts his right
slipper on his left foot and puts his wfe's beaded
basque when he runs for the doctor.
In case Mr. Curtis goes to the democratic party
how would the cket for Governor and Lieutenant Gov
ernor be IL 1t were ''Morrisscy and Curtis?" Mr.
Morrissey would have the support Of the Clipper and
Mr. Curtis that OF the Bd-dr; and nothing could beat
such a combination.
The Kansas City Times gives tho Denver Tribune
credit for joke which appeared in tho ST Louis Globe
which stole 1t from tho Chicago Tribune which took II
from Buffalo Express which found IL In the Boston
Transcript which hooked 1t from the editorial column
Of the New York Sun. whore II originally appeared.
The Danbury News says that when you can't find q
match in the safe. you can that thcrc arc al
least two rusty screws corroded pen four tacks
I'm there Tho number OF lacks may occasionally
vary but IL is believed that the other figures are i'm
partially correct
Rufus King probably the most distinguished and
learned man ever connected with the Milwaukee press
is an invalid living with married daughter at Eliza.
beth. ~ j. lie graduate of West Point had
bccn Adutant General of New York, was Minister 10
Rome and served as bricadier general in the army
The Utica Herald, tho Hon. Ellis Roberts paper
insists that should be kept standing two or
three hours, but should be MIXED regularly We ara
surprised that Mr. Roberts has not discovered this
secret OF journalism before Very few well regulated
newspapers permit their cows to wait more than an
hour.
DR.. Won Bulow is who keeps good time but
when he used to stand in open lot at ono end OF a
breadth OF rag carpet he could give the shake
at the samc instant with the hired GIRL He used 10
raise his arms hall way, then she gave a shake tho
carpet went out OF his hands, and pressing his throb
bing brow. he said, "Now, amt that OF an an
dantci"
In three months ending December l. 1875 the OK.
ports OF British Columbia exceeded those of the last
quarter Of 1874 by s25, $50 There was decrease In
every commodity except gold, but in gold bars ane
dust there great increases Coal. canned salmon,
lumber, furs hides, wool, hops and cranbcrrcs mako
up the list OF principal exports, which, for the lass
| quarter Of 1875. footed up t0Ss. 400.