Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1876-10-26
ALL OVER MANA.
PREsIDENrIAL Jus1
Ar~1-E rrCrr0n


ADORE ELECTION.
DEER TILDENITEs;-I ant no special
blever In dreams, but the orfulest
dream that a mortel bein ever had
and lives thru had tother mite, and
never was man so sthunder struck
as the undersinsds next mofnfn, tn
find hisself alive aud hay his being.
hav been bordering with an angst
ETY. tn be made the happy or sorrow
full resipient ov wot it was intended
tn foretel. 1t was sertenly intended
tn foretel some CRATE national event,
ether Dimercratic grand triumphant
or else its eternel dounfal. But be it
as it may, it was as follows:
I dreamed that the time he'd come
tn install Blu Jenze. thot that all
the gud SAINTS that he'd dide fur men
ny yeres past had bin reserected on
pu-pos for the occasion. and thar had
assembled q conglomerated MKT null
titude of the ring, streked and striped
fiocks of this uncrupelis nation. Both
Twin and them as had ben ded had
assembled tn witness the solum sene,
and so as tn hev plenty OF room and
seats we repaired tn large theater
bilding wich had bin procured for the
occasion. 1 thot that John Morrisey
was thare with his bar in full blast
and had clurks tallyen the drinks
tn s. ]. Tilden, who was present; ov
corse he got his drinks free. o'clock
was the our appointed Tor the Install
in biznes; 8 o'clock come and found
evry thing chuck full and piled 5 or 6
deep around the bar. and valandig-
him called the house tn order and
told US tn be seated, but afore that
cud be, dun tina had tn pay MoErissey
800 hunderd dollars tn suspend biz
mes fur one our; then al tuck seats az
cud set up, and them as cudent
was ordered tn be corned out, witch
tuck about q our. Then the chear
called order again. 9et then Nor
risy sed bizines. or $500. more, tn
wieh Tilden sed, al rite, old pard, lie
pa it. Then the chearman sed the
object ovethe meten was tn, install
Blu Jenze intu efilce as gov. = stop,
sed Blu Jenze, "mi name is J. ID.
w-f-l-l-f-a-m-s." as that so? 1
didn't know that sed Val and con-
tinued bi sain the object was tn in
stall Bro. J. d. Williams as governor
ov Injana, and sed fustly it was in or
der til have prare and called on Stone
wall Jackson tn pra. So jackson
prade with all fervency that Tilden
mite be siected and appint hims as
survayor OF the port on Charleston
harbor, and IN MS rapsdre fofgot tn
sa amen, but instid hollerd, ~Hurrah
fur Tilden and Hendrix Then all
was-quiet again. Then the order
was given tn bring forth Blu Jenze,
wich was dun in the folerin order:
Ex-President Davice led the van
next cum q file Of three, Wade Hamp-
ton and Ben. Hill with Blu Jenze
atwixt EN-, ana iist as sumo as-the
old sante sede the big chear he
begin tn rare and snort. 1t was al
tina cud du tu hold him, and as they
led him in frunt ov the chear he
jumped about 4 feet high and cum
down in the cheer curchug and wept
for Joy. 1t was solem sene; and az
ter resten ten minits we called fur the
seremony witch was performed bi
Stonewail Jackson. Then the GOV.
per treted the .Then Lii -
congratulations wi Vas thermost
|solem she I ever Witnessed. The
way them old santes shuck warnt
slo. Then al was quiet again. Then
cum the roar fur a speche frum the
new govnor, hoo rose up and spoke as
follows: so@
Mr.. Chereman and Brother Reform
er: Thank heven I've got here at last.
I've fout gud fife. I've oilers bin a
DimeIcrat, one Of the ole Jackson
Dstile. Jist then he stored spd begp
tn turn pale and sumo he begin tn
sink back. Jist then thot he tainted
and fell intu it. Then a grand rush
was made ia se wat the trubil wus.
Frightened tn spazums, wus the de-
cision. Severl doctors wus called and
severl articles of medisens was called
for. such as whisky, brandy, beer,
paregarick, suthing balm, baIsam CO.
peva and various articles, but finally
the old man cum tn and axt tn be
carried hum. Then he sed the hui
trub-l aris from his sein the old jim
eral Jaekson. list IS he was clamip
to be a gud Dimocrat, and that wus
enuff tn make eny modern Dimocrat
fante. Them words scared me so
bad that / woke up and found it al
dream, but still it means biziness
/ fear and tremble tn no wat it wus
intended tn foretel, but still al is work
ing well 20 EE~z
Bro. Hampton IS DUNG gud work
in South Carolina: the Republicans
and niggers trimbel at hereing hiz
name They sa that Blu Jenes has
bin requested tn take of his blu and
put on other clothes. but he sed-it
would be ia much like slsing aside
hts life, and only fur them bid jeAse
he wudent hev bin elected, and he
don't want TIL go back On the party.
The Republicans say that he ort
tn give his blu cloth tn
Heringtcn fur tn him he owes his
election. Wal, we did pla that fine.
or course II cost our party plies ov
muney tuhirs Herinstsh tu run, but
il them IA 900 votes that he got had
went tn Harrison, whar in the devel
wud Blu Jenze appered ? 5000 votes
frum no place. Du yu suppose he
didn't SO the pint? No wunder we
spent our muney so frely. And Their
was another fine pint We mades Ov
corse the election is over now and we
III n~k -, IL "a ~~~;~r ~.v>xy a. 4.