The Arizona sentinel., 1876-09-23
MISCELLANY.

mily shows a branch on which several members have been hung for borrowing horses.
 "Does this razor take hold well?' asked the smiling barber. "Yes," replied the unhappy vic tim, "it takes hold well, but don't let go worth cent.
 A widower compares marriage to a besieged fortress. Those who are outside would like to be within. anb those who are inside would like to be without.
 In the whole city of Boston there is not a single restaurant where one can get anything to eat or drink between the hours Of 12;30 and a. m.
 A Milwaukee wife says that before marriage it was My dar- ling angel Lucy, heaven above knows the depth of my love for you," but after marriage she found bottom very quickly.
 A speaker at a stump meetiug out West declared that he knew no East, no West, no North, no South. "Then," said by5tander, you ought to go to school and learn your geography.
 When a Canada girl loves, she does love. In a breach OfpromIse suit the other day it was shown that a young lady wrote to her lover eight times per day.
 A girl, in the presence of her besu, will leave half her ice cream and afterward sneak into the eel lar and eat seven pickles.
 The "pull- back" is very old. Hesiod, upward of twenty eigh ht hundred years ago, wr0te:-
 .Let no fair woman tempt thy sliding mind with garments gath. cred in knot hehind."
 4 country editor, in speaking of We berths in her cabin" "Oh, life of me-" exclaimed an old lady on reading the above "Wha5 a squalling there must have been."
 "The sun is all very well," said all Irishman, .'but the moon is worth two fit; for the moon af- lords us light in the nighttime when we acuflt I; whereas the sun is with us in the daytime when we have no occasion for tt ~
 The most remarkable unanimi- Up prevails among the papers all over the country. One deep wide, fervent sentiment pervades them, democratic, neutral and radical, local, political and miscellaneous. And the burden of it all is "Hota. sell.p
 New Mexico is to be admitted into the Union under the name of "MOnteZuma." A more apprO- priate name. considering the pre- vailing weakness of the inhabi- tants, would be "Threecardmon- tezuma."- Chicago Times.
 Doctor" said gentleman to q physician, s'my daughter had fit this morning, and afterwards re- mained for half au hour without .knowledge- understanding Oh," replied the doc Ur,"never mind that; many people continue so ali their lives"
 What will you have?' asked a walter Of one of the. Indiana edi, tors, at the dinner table in Phila- deIphia, as he handed him bill of fare. And the fICOsier with the high forehead leaned back in his chair, wiped his forehead tlfoughtfully with napkin, and ejeculated, Sternly, Gimme ail!'
 The young ladies of Sabetha, Kansas, have introduced new game called "Kiss me quick and let me go." At reheaFsals, says the editor of the AU0ia7che, the boys do tho kissing part all right, but somehow or other forget the .'let me go" business. The girls seem to forget that part too, for they never prompt the boys.
 Mrs Fannie Hall, of Walker county, Ga.. near Pond Springs, gave birth 10 child with two heabs, one red and one black, two back boens, two hearts and two si0- machs, three arms and four haud5 $ and two legs. Dr. Price, the at tending physician says it was two chiidreh from the waist up anh cue from there down.
 CORN fed hens do not lay in winter, for the simple reason there isn't any albnmen material in the corn. When wheat is fed. there is fat enough in tito supply all that is needed for the yQik, e and gluten enough to makeadthe