, 1876-07-30
Then He Goes to Saratoga, and Giva.
Advice to Tilden and Hen.
bricks.
Why Those Gentlemen Hare Not VT
Written Their Letters Of Ac.
ceptance.
T0lSl1 E{dfie.

es onto, found passage wich comfortcd ma.
shown, ez it does, that nm q better nan than
thought wuz:
When the unclean spirit is gone out nv man ;.
walketh thlo dry places seeking rest and dndine
! none--uaffheW, lib.
But there comes in doubt after ALL DIM,
the words "unclean spirits,' apply to the sna.
corn whisky ,sich I heT consoomed, and not tn
| puritiyin wv my moral systems Aud that abont
seeking rest and tindin none, to my yoonitorm
| ill-success in beatin landlords! It is sngler
| fact that, whenever Dimocrat flies to the Ribla
for conso1ashen, he alluz retircs with doubts On
his mind. he Good git more comfort out w il
If it wuzn't made up so largely Nv threatnfns and
penalties. Heving voted strate Dimocratictfcket
alluz, the story Nv the thieves on the cross CON.
| forts mt some, and so does the fact hev allu,
death-bcd repentance to fall back onto
conserved it my dooty to deliver IN orashe.
| On the 4th w July, to commemorate the Cen.
| tennyal NV Amerikin Independence, but wu1
subjected to series Nv insults from the Ablish.
| inists Nv the Corners wich neerly broke nv
| heart. When announced it, Pollock the Illt
| nov disturber, remarked: See Job 3945.
| Who hath sent ont the wild ass free. Or vbo
! hath ]oo$ea the bands Of the wild ass:
| And when was speakin, and layin it down
ruthcr lively es to the strength Nv Tree instoo-
| shens which Good survive hundred years
" Les ICp4lEA Ll4A1t IAIAAksEatCO CuSS, JuG 6IR-
| lcr, sit is q strong government Wen think
| it hez lived hundred years, and is Jet healthy
| and remember that there heZ bin Dimoeratic
| party ut the head most Nv that time, am lost
III adrnrashen at its natural vitality. Ez it he7
survived 700, and sich ez 700, don't tdespareu7 NJ
the Republic.''
| The niggers al 1aft uproorusly, and ez ne he'd
| decided not to kill any more w 'em till after
| the elcckshun, We he'd to stand their ieers IN
silence: It's disgustin:
The Democrisey hev bin waitfn for the letters
Nv the Reform candidates, Tlden and Hendrix,
acceptin the nominashuns. They will wit
| some time vet, fancy.
| / felt it to be the proper thing to do to ac
company our noble reform candidate for Vice
| President, Hendrix, to saratogy, to consult
Tldcn, that they might agree ez to what they
shood bcleevt in till after the eieckshun.
Tilden was a sittin in his room, smilin, sur
rounded by them eminent Reformers, John
Morriscy, Boss Mclaughlin, Oakley Hall, and
sivh, when Hendrix entered with bis Reform
Allen, Wv Ohio, anu sich.
My bum swclled with emoshun ez lookt
over the crowd. snow, thot I, s'the country
and the Post-ol1ises-is safe.'
Then I was iulnlejctly alarmed. The mint
the two great Reformers met their eyes glared,
and, meta1orically speekin, they lowered their
heads at each other like two enraged Buffalo
bulls. We felt that is was impossible for them
two great 1ntellecks to come together.
We begged Nv EN- to be modrit, to each con
cede sumtlin, and agree upon some kind uva
letter, wich wood pacify the party and keepit
together and yoonite it.
male the openin speech.
"Gentlemen,H sel !, regardin them with
stern look, afore wich they quailed, "neither Nv
700 must undertake to throw the other out w
the party. See Matthew, 1929:
And cf Satan cast out Satan he is divided agin
hi*self: how shell his kingdom Etan1:s
"Ef we are divided agin ourselves, and lose
this elckshun, wat becomes Nv us! Ef Haye&
is clectid kin mi muskeler friend, Moorisey, the
pride w Moo York, be Sekretary w the Treas:
friend, Dean. be Minister to Englands Et 700
both 80 under, wat is to become nv the long
sutferin repeeter NV Moo York, the dowrtfod'
den ConfedrateS W the South, and the host W
Dimokrats wich followed the 1aneatid Bookan-
un out Nv oils, and hcv bin gittin their likkei
On tick ever senee!
" And wat is to become w me? Am to b
defraudcd out Nv the Post Otis at the Corners
becoz yoo can't agree OIL the currency question:
oess d WITH ;f b tfs stoa to
Houses filled with Kepublikins, with ali the
offices filled with Republicans, with thousandt
Nv Dimckrats wich won't average one shirt
apiece, aud who hev bin waiting for places
fifteen we:Hy yeers-with sich soljd facts aioze
yoo, kin yoo, ! ask, let sich mere abstrackshens
cz currency, tariff, banks, manufakters, and
trade generally, prevent yoonity NV ackshenl
can't bleevc it. In the interest Nv these sui.
ferin lougers for place, strike, ez one man for
Reform and Victry! Make yoor letters Ha1.l-
Money or Soft-Money, or dodge it altogether,
ez yoo choose-we who want the places will
take either gold or paper for our salaries-bnt
make it sutnin we kin a1l agree onto, anu let vi
70 in to VIM
Tilden then remarkt that he WIZ an1shus
for harmony, aud Hendrix remarkt that he wus
n ors3+ +hnryc
to argoo the matter, aud they got to an agree
ment.
But wat happened2
These men both know too much. They a1e
both too gifted. Afore they he'd talked an houl
1iden had convinced Hendrix that Hard Money
wuz wat we must hey, aud Hendrix bed conyinst
Iildcn that Soft Money WIZ the only practica.
bic iuee, and they fought Wuss than ever, and
were wider apart than ever.
When left the room, Hendrix WIZ q cusstn'
Iilden for cock-eyed, soft-money repoodiat0r,
aud Illden wuz vigorously dammin Hendrn
Tor hard-m0ney, h1oated aristocrat.
This is why they hewitt sllood their letters nv,
acceptance yit, and why they can't Never aggfn
WILL consent to hcvin two men Nv talent un
on the same tikket.
But we needn't be afraid ur bein short Nv can-
dldates. never knowed a Demokrat w any
standin who ever declined q nominashen for
anything.
Things are not well with us in Injeany. The
...Aoe1AtiE 4ECuclo dlt gun U1Ek Oh 1llQtu Lea
r1ole. Follerfn the prejoodisses Nv the Dino
kratic voters, and thinkin mere Nv their seetsin
Congris than they DO wv the success w the coz,
they. repoodiate Tildcn. 1t is ongrateful
l Know Nv sevral Reform delegates
to st. Loois who accepted thousands
nv his money to support him in
conVenshun and are now opposin Nv him. / got
only S400 for my vote, but small cz wiz the
sum, and Notwithstanding the fact that | gotnoo
good Nv 1t, ez it went to pay old debts, wood
ne i3:, ashamed to go back on the man wat paid It:
I1den paid my price-it WIZ my fault if didn't
ask more, and also my fault that let Bascom
can't understand wat they want. The east
ern Hard-money men hev Hard-moncY cardt-
aate, and the western Soft-moncy men heV
Soft-money candidate. And ez neither Nv EN-
heV written line, kin anybody tell wat they
beleeVe In or find any fault with ems Why
can't we shet our eyes and hev faith!
PETROLEUM V. NAsBT,
(Wich wood be Postmaster)
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