Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1876-12-21

A ~well-shaped but dirty hand wm
stretched out to the local editor. who took
II With inquirins hesitation. The owner
Of the hand was apt to cause a we'll
Washed per.on 10 hesitate. A wsolsn shirt
that had been worn for weeks. II not
months. a ragged ovsrcoat that had been
.lept in. dirty and taiiersd pastaioons'
.hoe. with ia. heels worn out Of all snaps
and the uppers all broken aud unbiAeked'
.haxiux the bare toes. a hat with . tsrn
hrim anI eruppled to shAPeisssness.
p.Iox ,he hat was the face OF . man under
,bIr,y. very DARK, a pair of quick black
.,.. nn.horn hair Of the same color And
.b,nIsome black msustache.
dalI.r. . barber and q tailor would have
mai. a l.ly-killing swell Of the ~vAgabond.
g You're an American. Amt You and
a.. Jr.v mn a chair and smiled in . frisndiy
~ II thought YOU were. You're =
pobemian. too, III bot. Som i. Don't
Ia, me Keep you from your work now.
Getting M one Of your jokes, shf Hal
Ia TILL YOU what ID il. the NEWS knocks
The .pot. out VI all these slow-going papers.
Who. the man that writes all thoss rat
ding. short sketchesp Now you do, 1
Know. | can -ee IL in your face. Some
how | can always tell one VI ysu bora
newspaper men. I'm n myself. Yea. !
am. know I look seedy, but I'm \ OF
the boys. by - II seems like home 10
get into an editorial room again.
lie was 80 perfectly jolly and at his case
| that he compelled polite treatment. The
editor. therefore, asked in As pleasant a
way as bo,'io'e VIA. ~. evu w, i%..nia.
wen loonhuuul"y' snss. ,s"aa
so near that carry hiorniss m -...
saloon N'fo su.sssu,al "e
working on Tue is'' mhen 'ohss loI u.ss
on Harry ".etse. pia yos Nno- 49,
Nice httie isho"' WASH W. $3.50.
nd drank hAe = nsn' WI
tie NeeN h'i'" WIZ" ~
IT, sam wilson wss siinuirs a.s!
too. hnow Sam wnsonr "nA,' 49,
insi In virginia Ven, IN s'au ~ ~.
ing we'll IhlnAs ~ can "'"s I'A' y.
they're all stale, stale a. Ian
write jokes, too. I'm general nuii'y,
just give me the points of an Arncis' sha
YOU bet ] eau spin her u IN hrsi-ciAss
style. Humor. description, financial
commercial. Political-the whole racket.
II you haven't any opening On the stan
TN lightning ON folding counting or
pasiing. Hullor who's your carcaturist
"a drawing on tho wall caught his wan
wandering sye.l You, eht Pretty gsod.
Do you alter your cutsr See the reintf
Nor Mark Twain. you know. IL you
want A murderer. take q chip oil the nose.
Distinguished statesman. stick 10 on again.
Not done for amusement merely. This
applied 10 a scratch which he rave his
.honlJer.l I've got to get work. There's
mo- n.e talking; I've 90, TO get il. When l
I,f, 'Fri.co 1 went down 10 Arizona sur
yc,inr. Made a lot % money. tso. You
xonldn't think il. would you7 Down in
,hs heel. aln'tIY Come " an old Kniek-
,,horker family. too. Van vscklen. you
tnow NJ. a fact. BLACK sheer. See
NV mi Give Won a flrst-class Joke. II
beat, The dsck. and never vas in print. either.
Vbau 4 "a, in Tuc.on there was a Seriptu-
raj p,norama sort II show ssms along.
anil lie felloy that va. running il came u
hcfore Inc curtain aud said: Ladies and
-.n,l.pen'-thsrs wasn't any ladies and
Gentlemen there Of course: us Surveyors.
! .oler. AMI a general collection Of Arizona
tonrhs. Ladies asd gcntlemea.' he says.
m. next scene will be the sad ascent OF
Mount Calvary. and 10 give the represent
linn . NOR, iif--iils effect. I request you
4, bnrl a few spithets at the Savior as he
p..,,. alsng.' Well. by and by up gees
lie curtain. and there was the Snowman
d,....d mn like the pictures ~ the Savior
ana a 10, Of .upss in ehintz armor and
lin .ne.rs Joins IN. Roman soldier bnsi-
80. m. .hovuan had a big wooden
80. over ma, .houll,r, You know. Oas
s.ll,r in the audiene. sings ont. 'oh, you
- Another Wells, oh. what a stiff T.
and A great big Mi.sourian rises up and
.iugs out. I'm - i'll blame the jews
| now = and lets fly n rotten egg. which took
he showman square ON the nose. With
,ha, he drops his cross. and coming down
M The footlights, begins rolling up his
,~l..y,.. and erie. eut: Ladies' aud gen
| tlsm.p' hi, hero b.jssus business IL I'm
i.b.d. and IL that blanked internal rufian
,hat threw that egg will just point
himself out. III some down there and
give him the hlanksdest licking that
he ever got in hi. lifer Oh. you bet
fun howlcd for awhile"
Mr.. vas vecklen laughed TN the tears
came. at the recollection. and sat down
a~gaia-ior hs had given the scene drama,-
ically. Then he BEANIE grave anu oonn'
dental again.
81 suppose YOU kne" Hosersf
Well. ] know his whole category you p,t
your life. lie and used 70 put on s.yis
in New York together. Whsw ilIth
So ANU A" A0In. HlN.