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The New York herald., 1876-01-16
THE WHISKEY FRAUDS.
THE INDIANAPOLIS cAsEs-M'GR 'GRIFF CONVICTED
ON NINE CoUNTs-BRowNLEE TRIAL.


THE INDIANAPOLIS CAsEs-M GRIFF CONVICTED
ON NINE CoUNTs-BR -BRowNLEEs TRIAL.
INDIANAPOLIS, Jan. is, 1915
The jury in the McGrn returned sealed verdict
this morning OF guilty nine and guilty on
three. The defendant is found guilty on the third
count, internal revenue gaugcr as having ac-
Gordon B. Bingham, as disters the sum Of $500 as
brbe with intent to have his action such officer in
reference the business of said Binghams influenced
thereby. The fourth charges tho defendant as
internal revenue gauger OF having made certain false
Binghams in this, that, such gauger he inspected
proved and gagged fifty casks OF rectlned spirits
containing, In fact 4lo7 proof gallons, ard having
gauged said spirits he falsely reported the said fifty
packages 10 the Collector OF the First district OF In
diana as containing 2, l46 proof gallons only. The fifth
count alleges that the Bnghams removed from their
dstillery to place other than that provided by law
certain quantity Of distilled spirits, which tax had
not been paid, and the defendant being an internal
gauger had knowledge and information Of this
fact but failed 20 report the TO the Collector Of
with having caused certain stamped packages OF dis
titled spirits 70 be omptied OF their contents with
out out destroying or oolteratng the stamps
gauger being cognizant Of the offence failed TO report
II TO the Collector. The ninth count alleges that the
Binghams carried on the business Of disers with
tent TO defraud the United States Of taxes spirits
distilled by them, and tnat the defendant, having
knowledge and Information OF this offence failed 10
report the 10 the Collector The tenth
forth conspiracy and couson on the part of the Bng
hams and the defendant defraud the United States
of taxes imposed by law spirits distilled by the
Binghams while the defendant was internal reve-
gauger
The case Of Brownec was continued until Tuesday
next
The hearing Of argument for new trial In the Hill
case is set for Monday.
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THE BRIDGE STREET FERRY.

About year and half ago the ferry running to
New York from the foot OF Bridge street, Brooklyn
stopped by Of the expiration OF the lease which
tho company had held The company had been paying
a rental Of 81 900 per to c. Poilon for the
use ofthe dock. The latter hrm originally leased the
dock for ferry purposes from the city The directors
OF the New YORK and Brooklyn FerrJ Company have
been asked by properly Bridge street TO
the trips OF their boats but the company de-
cnes 10 comply with the request on Monday petit
tion will be presented 70 the Common Council ask NJ
thc city cancel the lease with the polons and to
make the dock atthe foot OF Bridge street public ona
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THE MILL OPERATIVES CAUSE.

THE STRIKE IN RHODE IsLAND-MovEMENTs OF
THE DIscoNTENTED.
Providence Jan is, 1916
The mill operatives IN Phenx, Hope, Blackstone and
Berkeley including those at Lonsdale and New Viii
lage are all on strike. The mills are owned by the
house OF brown Ives. The operatives at Lonsdale
and New Village mot this afternoon the former place
and held mass meeting. They voted to hold out, and
on Monday they Will proceed in a body TO Berkeley,
with two bands Of music, for the purpose OF inspiring
the operatives there with fresh courage The reduc-
uon has been started by Brown Ives tho wealthiest
house In the state and other manufacturers await
lng the result with interest Many the house
Tor taking this step just now especially when Il
taken into consideration that this the third reduc
ton within year and the male operatives with fam
lies Will scarcely be able to 81 day and the
women but sixty -fivo cents Should the mill owners
win other manufacturers will follow suit
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GENERAL WASHINGTON DISPATCHES

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10 WASHINGTON, jan 15 1876
cARoLINA-FACTs WHICH ARE LIKELY To
UEsEAT MR.. HooE IN THE HOUSE OF REPRE-
EENTATIvEs.
The House Committee on Elections held a session TO-
day and heard an argument from W. H. Trescott. OF
South Carolina in support OF the assertion that the
Third Congressional district OF that State is not
legally entitled representation the House. because
II Is not wholly constituted Of contiguous territory
One OF the counties OF VIII ch IL composed does
not In any portion touch either OF the remaining six
and he therefore claims that IL has not been formed in
pursuance Of the constitution and laws OF the United
States
No argument was submitted in behalf OF Mr.. Hoge
Che member admitted TO a seat for the dstrictl aud
the committee will take the case into consideration
aner deciding whether any further testimony, in ad-
ditlon 10 the maps and statistics Of the State, Is
required 10 prove the fact that the territory not
contiguous.
Judge Pascha who was present at the meeting sug.
gcsted that the question submitted by Mr. Trescott
bears upon the validity OF the claims Of all the other
South Carolina representatives, as, II one district Is
null, II would appear that the State had not been
properly dlsrcted and that the present Legislature
will have 10 redisrict It and order new elections in all
the districts
The committee at an adjourned meeting this after-
noon examined the map OF South Carolina which shows
that one Of the counties OF the Third Congressional
district Is separated by twenty-five miles from the
others, and clearly vioative OF Of Congress The
committee, however, will inquire into the manner
OF passing the act Of apportIonment by the legislature
and II satisfied done for the purpose OF prevent
ing proper representation, Congressman Hoge will DO
unseated The question Of unseating the other mem
bers from that State not before the committee It is
merely side suggestion.
THE PROPOSED TRANSFER OF THE INDIAN
BUREAU.
The subcommittee OF the House Committee on In
dian Affairs having in charge the subject OF the trans
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NAVAL INTELLIGENCE.

WASHINGTON, Jan. Is, 1870
Master A. c. Dlnghard aud Ensign Henry Morre
are ordered to the Nantucket at Norfolk, Va Ensign
j. NJ Robinson TO the Passac, at Norfolk, Va Lieu
tenant washburn Maynard is detached from tho tor
pedo station and ordered to the wyandone, al Nor
folk Va Lieutenant Edward Woodman from the In
trepd and ordered 10 the Nantucket al Norfolk, Va ;
Lieutenant Walton Goodwin from the photographic
Once and ordered the Passaic al Norfolk Master
Charles H. Lyman from special duty at Annapolis and
QualIroush from the Despatch, and ordered 70 the
Passalc- Norfolk Va
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OBITUARY.
GEORGE D. LAMONT.

Hon. George d Lamont, Justice OF the Supreme
Court Of the State of New York. early yesterday
morning from heart disease, in Lockport Deceased
was highly regarded by those brought into professional
relationship with him AS politician he represented
his Senatorial district In the State Senate 1882 taking
the place OF Senator Stowe who died before his term
or Ofice expired. On the resignation OF Judge Noah
DAVIS from the Bench OF the Eighth Judicial district
Judge Lamont appointed ill the vacancy for tho
unexpired term When this was up he chosen for
a full term and while the fulnment OF his charge
he called away by death. He genial and
agreeable In manners, and was highly thought Of by
those with whom be was familiarity acquainted.
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.

Herr wachtel arrived in the city yesterday from
Philadelphia and is at the Brcvoort House. Senator
James F, starbuck of watertown, r., is registered
al the Metropolitan Hotel Ex-Governor Androw q.
Curtin of Pennsylvania and Nathaniel Thayer OF Bos
ton, are at the Fifth Avenue Hotel Mrs ScottSddons
is soiournng at the Clarendon Hotel Secretary of
State John Bgeow arrived at tho Westminster Hotel
last evening from Albany Judge II. H. Marshall, of
Virginia, is staying at the Windsor Hotel
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THIEVES CAUGHT.

On Monday last Detectives Short and Holland ar
rested James Strange and John Kerrgan at the Grand
street ferry with proceeds OF burglary their
persons Since that time, by means Of pawn tckets
found on the thieves they have recovered nearly $500
worth Of stolen goods from various pawnbrokers In tins
city, somo Of which awaits owner at the Fifth pre-
cinc station house Williamsburg. The thieves pleaded
guilty when arragned before Justice Elliott yesterday
morning for examination and we're committed for the
action of the Grand Jury.
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NORFOLK NAVY YARD.

MONITORS PREPARING TO GO TO PORT ROYAL
NORFOLK, Jan. u.s. 1876.
Affairs n the Navy Yard arc looking more active.
The Worcester goes out OF commission Tuesday and
takes the place Of the receiving ship New Hampshire
which is ordered Port Royal The monitors Iehiah
CatskH and Montauk are 70 receive their full crews
next week and the monitors Passaic, Wyandotte and
Nantucket will probably 60 In commission on Tuesday
t IS rumored that several OF the monitors will soon be
ordered TO Port Royal
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BURGLARS CAPTURED.

Detective Campbell, Of the Second Brooklyn pre-
cinc last night arrested two young mon, named Jere-
mah Quinan and Michael Walsh, for breaking into
Larkn's liquor store the previous night and steal
ing some clothing The same officer arrested Edward
Watson and Thomas Harmon suspicion Of bur-
glariousy entering Bownes coal Office corner OF Pros
poet and Pearl streets They held to answer
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ARMY ORDERS.
WASHINGTON. Jan. Is, 1876.

WASHINGTON, jan 16 1876
Leave OF absence for eight months with permission
10 20 beyond the sea- granted Colonel Cuvier Grover
First cavalry, Omaha Neb., 10 take effect March 1,
1876 On the recommendation Of Chief OF Ordnance
First Lieutenant Daniel NJ Taylor Ordnance Depart
ment so soon his services be spared by the
Superintendent or the United States Military Academy
will report IN person for duty to the commanding officer
of the Rock Island Arsenal Ill
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THE JERSEY CITY PARRIcrDE.

Thomas Goodwin, who convicted Of manslaugh.
ter in causing the death Of his father was called up
for sentence tho Court Of oyer and Termner at Jer
sey City, yesterday. Judge Knapp, In passing sen
tence, said that there mitigating circumstances in
The case, which would influence the Court In passlns
sentence The recommendation 70 mercy offered bv
The jury would also be taken into account Goodwin
was W thea ssnse1see 70 lNeEsagssn slale Prison
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THE EASTERN RAILROAD.

BosroE. Jan. is, 1876
plan for placing the Eastern Railroad in the hands
Of three adopted meeting OF the stock
holders to-day. Hon. Charles Allen, William B. Bacon
and willard G. Phelps elected trustees. The
scheme have legislative sanction and will be pre-
sented to the Legislature At an early day.
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THE DEFUNcT Waikiki BANK.

MIpDLKTowS, n. ". Jan. 15 1870
George II. Decker, Middetown attorney has been
appointed by Judge Sykeman as Commissioner TO go
10 Rio Janeiro South America, take the testimony
of Charles horton, the absconding cashier OF the
defunct Waikiki National Bank, In sixteen suits
brought by the depositors In the supreme Court or
Orange county against the institution and John Bur
roughs the receiver, 70 for bonds left In the
bank amounting 10 $40, 900, alleged 10 have boon
squandered By its officers
The New York herald., 1876-01-16
OCEAN STORMS.

The steamship Rotterdam arrived In port yesterday
morning, after a passage OF twenty days duration
She left Rotterdam on the 25th OF December and
Plymouth on the 2sth The captain and officers report
bad weather all through tho trip They we're retarded
by contrary winds and encountered heavy gales and
high They are OF opinion that all ocean steamers
now out will be delayed on the passage vessels
were aiohted
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STATEN ISLAND FERRIES

The little steamer Sappho. Of the opposition line,
SILL plies between pier No. North River and the Club
House dock stapleton. making eight trips daily al
though the patronage not large the people during
the winter months seom 70 prefer travelling by the old
lines boats as being much more comfortable II was
stated yesterday that should there be weather
the sappho Will probably DO hauled OF for the remain
ofe he trfar
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CoLLIERIEs REsUMING.

PorTsvILLK Pa, Jan. Is, 1875
The Philadelphia and Reading Railroad Company
issued orders to-day to start the Mahanoy Planes
Monday. number of collieries worked by the Read
ing company and private individuals giving employ
ment to large number of men and boys, will then re-
sumo mining operations
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KENTUCKY LEGISLATURE.
CINCINNATI, Jan. Is. 1876

CINCINNATI Jan. Is, 1876.
In the Kentucky Legislature to-day, the first ballot
for Senator resulted follows:-Beck, 40; williams
43; Leslie 29 Wadsworth, IL
On the second ballot the vote stood Beck, 30;
Williams, AZ; Leslie, 20; Wadsworth, a. Adjourned.
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A TORONTO FAILURE.

TORONTO. Ont, Jan. 15 1876.
The failure OF Messrs Leslie, Skirrow & Smith,
piano dealers, is announced Their liabilities are
$ll, 900 and assets $s, 000
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A CABLE ACROSS DELAWARE BAY.

DKLAwARE BREASwArER, Jan. is, 1870
A telegraph cable was laid yesterday afternoon from
the point Of CaDe HenIopcn 10 Delaware Breakwater
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SECOND BROOKLYN PHILHARMONIC CONCERT
The Academy OF Music Brooklyn was crowded to its
utmost capacity last night the of the
concert given by the Philharmonic Society II
all intents and purposes Thomas symphony concert as
the orchestra entirely belonged that eminent
There seventy In the orchestra and the stage
very handsomely decorated with flowers The
orchestral selections consisted OF Rubnsens Fourth
symphony, opus e5 in ID minor, brought out for
the 1rst time at steinway Hall last March !;
Bcethovcn's overture and the introduction to
"Die Meistersnger Won Ndrnberg" The symphony
test of the capabilities of the orchestra and
the conductor but the matchess manner in which 1t
rendered gave additional proof OF the excellence
OF the organization which Mr.. Thomas presides
The intensely dramatic character Of the work. times
varying 10 a considerable degree from pure symphonic
FORMS renders II all the difficult TO bring
its ever shifting coors and OF expression,
as 10 form harmonious picture This accom-
plished last night Sehor Josef White, the Cuban
vionst repeated the great he achieved at the
last OF the New York Philharmonic Society by
his brilliant playing OF hendelssohns concerto in f.
opus "a Miss c. Thursby sang selections from Handel
and Mozart with considerable success, and showed
that she accomplished concert singer After
her failure In oratoro the favorable result OF her
vocal efforts last ght all the moro agreeable TO
her numerous friends in Brooklyn The programme
for the concert February II will consist OF Rafrs
'Ienore" symphony Beethovens "Egmont"
ture and 'Mazeppa," 4" symphonic poem, by Lszt
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EXCLUDING AN ANTI-MoRMoN.

SALT LAKE Crrr, Utah, Jan. IS 1870
The vote by which E. s. Foote tant Mormon) was ad-
mited 10 scat 10 the Territorial LEGISLATURE has been
reconsidered. and he 10 excluded.
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THE BANK OF BRANDYw1NE.
WEST CnEsrER. Pa. ia

WEST CHESTER, Pa, Jan. Is, 1876.
The appraisers appointed for that purpose have made
statement showing the Of the Bank OF Brandy
wine which recently suspended. 10 amount TO
S65 600 of which $40 900 are doubtful
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TwEED's PRIVATE SECRETARY.
PoRrLAsp. Ne. jar

PORTLAND, Me-, Jan Is, 1876
The police here had received orders to arrest A.
Foster Dewey william NJ Twccd's private secretary
who was expected sail the steamer Peruvian but
he was not found
The New York herald., 1876-01-16

CHICAGO, Jan Is, 1876.
There is nothing new in the whisksy business today
Atragca episode in this crooked" whiskey business
is reported to-day stated Edward Lawrence
partner in the South Side Distery, has become de-
mented through the present troubles brought upon his
firm and which came the heels OF other misfortunes
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DIED..

DREvEr.-On Saturday, January Is, after short
and severe illness, at her residence No. 834 Fulton
St., Brooklyn Mrs 7. DREvEr aged 81 years.
For Other Deaths See Eighth Pagel
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ADJUSTMENTS.

CHICKERING HALL-NEw YORK QUARTET 5oIREE
very select audience attended the third soiree Of
the New York Quartet Club last night This organiza
ton consists OF four very distinguished artists-Mr
Edward hohenhauer, first violin Mr.. Max Schwarz
second violin Mr. George Matzka, viola, and Mr. Fred
Bergner voloncello The two first concerts Of chamber
music given by them so emnently successful in
artistic point OF view that considerable
felt in musical circles last evening to the choice bill
offered by these artists especially they had the valu
able assistance OF Mr.. Richard Hoffman, pianist
and Mr.. H. r. Romeyn, the tonor Of NJ. Louis
piano, violin and Cello in nat opus 90 by Schubert
was the opening work. The executants were Messrs.
holenhauer Bergner and Hoffman. II is in four move
ments, allegro moderate, quite martial piece Of work.
andante POGO Cn aat) an dyl of beauty and
poetry allegro and allegro vpace Nothing daintier or
more bewtchng has come from the pen OF tho prince
OF wrists, the composer OF inexhaustibe fancy.
Written for the appreciative EstorhaZy family at
Vienna, the combination OF the two qualities of inven-
ton and expression nnds its highest development in
this beautiful composition. The uxuriance of fancy
that characterized the writer, the lavish outpour-
ing OF melodic ideas, may be felt in this trio
Well might the gifted composer be called the Midas of
music for everything he touched turned into melody
No wonder that 1t is said Of him. Had Schubert lived
long enough he would have set the whole German lite
music The trio was superbly rendered tho
three Instruments differing widely from each other
In many important points, being brought into a homo
geney of expression and spirit that gave effect to
Schubert's music The Mozart quartet in which
Messrs. Moonhauer Schwarz, hatzka and Bergner
took part, was also artistic triumph. IL Is OF
the dedicated to Haydn and is full Of the genial
cello solo the second movement from the sonata OF
Nardini work nearly 200 years old, and Mr.. Romeyn
sang ''Ceeste Aida, IRON verds best opera with Mr
Agramonte as piano accompanist The fourth soirec
takes place on February IL
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THE ADVANTAGES OF SULPHUR AS PURIFIER
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A-UNNATURAL REDNEsS OF THE NOSE PIN.
ply erupons black heads moth patches aud reckle cured
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A-"FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS "-THoU-
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tion but is productive of caarrh, which quite apt to
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chronic Catarrh Is OF the disageeabe offensive
affections in the catalogue Of diseases The to the
is obsructed the sense OF smell impaired and there
dsagreeabe sensation Of pressure In the head In tho
advanced there Is scharge. having onen
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which sometimes become soened and break pieces.
Why will continue to suffer from such annoying
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THE ADVANTAGES OF SULPHUR AS A PURIFIER
CLkss SULPHUR Soar places within reach Of all,
"HfLLs HAIR AND WHISPER DYE" Black or Brown. Soc
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As3HAT. 81 90; SPECIALLY FINE HATS; SILK
HATS, So. worth s. IS New Church ST.
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A.-WHAT WHEN DYSPEPSIA'S GNAWING TOOTH
Destroyed the pleasure of my youth.
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No othor sewing machine in the world has Automatia
,nsion, any other Of its characteristic features
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A-DANDRUFF, sCALY ERUPrIoNS AND OTHER
scalp Diseases falling loss and premaurely gray hair cured
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A-UNNATURAL REDNESS OF THE NOSE PIN.
ply erupons black heads moth patches aud reckle
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BALsAM OF HONEY AND TOLU CURES DIS
eases Of the throat and lungs HARTNErrS Bible House
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CENTENARIANs, OcTOGENARIANS, sEXAcEN
and prem sturey gray valetudinarans ossilu
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A-MOLES-WENS AND WARTS PAINLESSIY
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Judges Report. American Institute Fair.
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Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1876-01-20
The Next German war.

The other day simple-minded Ger
man called on a grocer to pay bill, Civ
ing $40 note. The grocer examined it
closely, and said:
''HulIo, where did you get this note ?''
''VOt is de reason nit dose note? ?" re-
piled the honest Teuton; ''don't she wash
good, heinz"
"Good ?'' answered the grocer; s'why,
$40 So"
''Ish dot so? Why for?''
"You see the signature over here, don't
you?''
FDose things like a corkscrew nit de
worms? Yah ?''
well, that's spinner's signature"
''WeIl, Mr.. New is now Treasurer of
the United States.''
F'YOu dold't toIe me so. Vell.''
''Well, and notes signed by Spinner are
getting scarce, and people pay five per
cent. more for them than the new issue. -
''By shimmy, ish dot so?''
eyes. Lemme see your bills. Why,
every one of them is a Spinner! Man
alive, your fortune is made.''
In pursuance of the grocer's advice,
Mr.. Schneider called at the Sub-Treasury,
Saturday afternoon, to get the premium
on his bills. What success he had it is
impossible to state, but he was seen later
in the evening lurking round the street
by which the grocer must go home, and
on being accOsted by an acquaintance the
following conversation took place:
''Der PEBBLES Won Sharmany fights well ,
helm ?''
'FOh yes; the Germans are unquestion-
ably a military nation of the first class. -
''Some big fights, helm? Leipsic?"
eyes,"
tEUnd Sadowa ?'
'tYes.''
'Und Koniggratz?"
"Certainly.'5
'"Und Worth, und Mars-la-Tour, und
GravelOtte, und Sedan?''
"Of course, of course.'
'Dose vas all big battles, und der
| Deutsch liclIed?'
| eyes,
FVeIl, you joost waits till dat grocery
store shuts himself, und you saw a Deutch
victory vot makes you forgot all dem little
| ones. ."-C Chicago Tribune