Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1876-10-14
VINO xoT TO MARRY.

ei the dcp0ts In e0urishing West.
era city m'gh, hare beea sssn rel
rehily. two wonenD one yOung AID
handsome, HE ether old and agly.
The Eariosz trains ruahed IN and
rushed 0ul, tbo last pnaaeuger train
ipT seane hours had departed, Doe
stin there sal these tee women.
n The daY iadvd inta thc night. The
lamps were lighted. The Agent
went home. and thc many lab0rens
weut home. Minutes dragged slow
" by, and hours seemed 90 crawl.
4 he silence was unbroken ~ the
rVe'a. Every lew minutes the young
Seman l"uked AT the clock. Finally
the old woman broke The silence.
Going away p
"Yes."
Oac remark led 10 another until
they were ehatting quito cOh6den.
italy. The old woman said che
vas going TO "ShicAgey.' Aad told
many thlngs. Tho young woman In
turn became communicative, and
said her lover vas coming ~ on the
midnight train. ahd that she was NO.
ing ~ith him % the next station 10
be- naATricd.
Bren engaged longt"
"fhrce Year,"
"fOar lover ~ business ,"
"ios."
"Iiailroader ?"
"Na."
"Weil, AN glad Of n Never
marry a rallroajor. L. BE- Sol.
dicrf"
"No."
"IieIl, ] ana glad oft. Never
marry a soldier. Hotel keeper"
"No."
"wen, arm glad oir. Never
marry hoteikccpcr. Travelling
man p
sNO."
We'll, am glad on It. Never
marry travelling man. Steamboat.
err
Mo-
well, am glad Of IL. Never
marry -ss-@.i-'a'gr Dry goods
mani"
SNo"
"wsll, I am glad on II. Never
marry counter jumper. GrUcery
nam
@No."
"Hell, am glad Of Il. Never
marry a peanut Nender."
Who wnali yea marryf" asked
the yuung woman.
well, my child, never marry
rallrOadsr. Tor be il liable 10 br kill
esi mos, any time. Beaidos be has
such - niev chance 10 ilirt.
Never marry a miliIury man, for
he, liable to ~ to the war and get
shot. Besides hrs gorgeous clothes
attract the attention 0f the women.
"Ncver marry a hotel keeper. Nv
fret husband Fas hotel kvaper
and tel! through the elevator opening
and broke his darncd skull. II rifles
n'o whenever think OF that man.
Never marry travelling man,
tor be o. always irOin hum. Nobody
knows what these men are up 10
y Shen they n away irpm hum.
Never marry a stcambaater. NJ
seeund husband was Stvambua,
captain. and got blowed into four
inaiilvn pieces, blast him. | AWAY.
giI terrible mad when think oi
that man.
Never marry a dry goods man
Dyes ia clothes Is 80 injurious. Tncy
never rhye halt their day..
Never marry grOcer. They
have such dirty hands. My third
husband was a grocer. and surl
hands rs he'd have was enough l,
slcken anybody. lie was killed b,
molaSses barrel ialIia' on him
When ] think OF him I'm complete
ly di-gu-ted.
Viewer marry u carpenter. NJ,
fourth husband was a carpents.
and tell of scafIold aud was mash
cd into a jelly. May his soul res
in peacc.
Never marry machinist. M,
tiith husband vas maehlnis,. Al
never forget the day when he VA
brought hume on board. I didn't
recognizc him. A belt had come of
q pulley, and ht him plump M th,
face. and spread bis nose al ovel
his es'unlenanee. promised him %
bis dying bed that IA never marr,
another machinist."
just then the train rolled in, and
the old lady asked.
"Child what business ~ your loves
in :"
sInsurance business"
"Oh merry you don't mean q
marry him. Ny sixth husband wa,
aTs iltsurauCe----7