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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05


Editing paper is 3 niee business
Ii We pabli-h jokes, people say We
are rattled headed. II We omit
jokes they say We are 81 old fossil.
II We publish original matter, they
''cuss" Us for not giving selections.
II We publish selections, folks say
We are lazy for not writing something
they have not read Ia some other pa
per IL We giFe 4 man a complimen-
Lary notice. We are eeutured fIr be-
ing partial Ii We don's gire com
plimeniarv notices, folks say We are
s beg II We do rot cater TO the
wishes Of the ladies. TIE paper is Dot
fr % make hustle. II We remain
IN our ofhee and attend 10 our busi-
ness, folks say We are too proud 10
mingIe with our fellows If We 20
oot, they say we never at;eal 20
our business II We do not pay or
bills promptly. folks say We are not
to be trusted. If We pay promptly.
folks say xe stole the money. 1--we
wear poor clothes. folks say business
Is bad live wear good clothes,
they say we never paid for them.
Now what are We TO do,-Ex-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05
4 Reliable Marx ola sood Gov.

Mr Gaenon, of France, established
or pointed o1I 3 rev method ufjudE
ing the milk producing qualities Of
COWS Tie point 3p01 which be r.
lies in selecting 2 good COW vas
wbsI is called the esCulehe0n or milk
mirror. II Is a marx caused by TIE
hair pointing upwards between the
thigh and Just above he udder. form
ing quite ! contrast u TIE hair which
lies smooth and pointing dOwnWar5s-
A perfect mirror embrsced the ID
der. spreads ogi equally % TIE i1-
side sad rear q bsIh thighs IS high
Gp a. the upPeTu0st part q tie ID
der. snd ibeu ruBs g. = p,'iat 81 o.
liIrle below tie vuivs Sometimes
tois eseurebeoB exfeBds from the sd-
der 70 vulTs n 8 strip Il u1lform
sidth. without spreading 0n 5he
thighs Tits form i better tbso
none, bat ! Dot the best form Goe
nearer Il confirms 70 the perfect form
which we have given sb0Ee. thf be-
ter vii Toe milking eaPsci.y 0i the
coz prove % Be
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05
Very Old Lady


There Is liFing today uear Hacers-
EowB, Maryland, en oId LADY 5T te
name Of EliLzhs-b Sniyels barn I0lb
CT February l7T3.Eiinin thee ales #
Shere she nos resides S5e Is ljw
II her I04th year. having lived II he
house - akere sAe now resides - years.
snd been = widow = yesrs Her
mind j. good. and Tor oce Of bsr yesrs
quite active. beng abe 70 attend %
al Ter own basineSs, such as oversee
i1g her large farm. gong inso Hacrrs-
roTa cry % make he- oEn 6epa-Ils
10 the baDk. etc She well reeoIi-e-s
having ssea Genefal Wz-hing- ..
and. II speaking Of tne hsr3stlp- Of
The rebellion and the var ofISl2
ssyz tbev are n1thiBx % De comps
10 thc-e = she ReT0luti1a. a. lhe
ne1 had az gone % war, and o.
more than 0ae occasion she helped %
iig gravss a1d bury the dead dur
NJ those trying times She i truly
: reuarkzhle Eomso, sal 1lli bv
III means b. induced 70 atte1d the
Her residence Is bat S
'bor. distance from the Stsre Inc. o.
be Cumberland VALLEY railroad
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05
Beds

As we struggle between the sheets
snd say our heads On s0.I pillow
some eold winters night. Il sometimes
seems s. II noIhiug oGs luxurious
couch Of this sort could De worth
calling q bed Yet large part Of
the world enjoy No such arrangements
for sleeping, sad could not enjoy Z #
they bad Il Oar own ancestors re-
posed in much less Luxurious fashion
10 eastern countries people coaRon-
II spread . net on the ast roVi OF
their house. make that their bed In
Russia The top Of the stoTe l. tie
bedssesd- lu both cases The siee2ers
do nc. Qndress themselves
10 ancient Egypi-ss s1ill IN China
sad Jspan-E0ocen pillows we're Il
vogue, beloved cut 70 IL the shape
0f the head But TIE ancient EgyP-
tisas. while On account Of the heat
and vernin, they preferred hard Pl-
IJxs. sra said 10 have conslcereI
their comfort a. night IN the insea-
iSoa Of spring mattresses Ihe5
we're made Of slips Of bamboo erVss-
ed orer each other. and ma-s have
been as cool. il not quite as sofi aud
yielding, IS lhe w,beiag VI trine
strescned over q frame. on which Ite
natives OF India ress
TIE Isrselites used sheep aud gOal
skins stated for pillows, aud IN early
times tie same for bedding. bGr then
oedssesds, 81 later periOd, 3; iessI,
mus, have been very costly TIE
prophet Amos speaks IF Gf eouehes
tsory
Among the AssYrians, and sfLe--
wards among the Romans, couehes
of gold snd silver were possessed by
the rich The reason tor this splen-
dor was partly that i5e beds were
not in separate rooms. bot IN the same
roou ocenpsed bY tzy, and were used
for sitting on sad reclining On Al
uexis At Roman feas.s the guests
all reeliced. and sometimes each per-
son occupied separate couch
Oar Angla6axon sncestOrs were
not - sll redned in their sleeping ar
raageDeatsL Their beds consisted Of
wooden boxes. 6lled with bag OF
STRAW In Al old illnssraied uiaDn-
script there Is 4 picture Of king go
ing to bed He has . crown oo MS
bead (s very zaeonfsrtasis oiges
esp), bnr Aas No Night dreaa
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05
WHOLE NO. l29l.
King Henrr vIII. of Enrl.Dd.

King Henry VIII. ef Eagland, ia
said 10 have slept upon straw 6ea.
while ais servants lay upoo rusbes
strewn on the aoor u the royal kiieh-
ea- The kiDg's bed vas not wha; We
would cal luxuTioas; hgt 80 ulucb
csrenooy was used in going 10 il
that seven ehanberisius we're en-
ployed n undressing The roEsl pes-
so0sge, t1-aing down the bedcioihes.
etc One Indispensable practice was
20 thrust sword into the ssrsx 10
see thai 70 person was eoncesled u
X
Wkea iezlherheds cane into Ese
10 Englz1d hey were regarded s. a.
tieles Of CREST value. sad IL seems
comIcsl 20 1s 10 fad them 50 often
meniioaed il wills TIE person %
whom 5 f-slherbed was begaeslhed
did not usosily receive soyJbiBx else;
his comfort by night was pE0Tidsd
for. If not his welfare by Gsy-
II may be nentio1ed II eoaciusi0n
with beds. that strange superstition
was c2ce common II the sOuth Of
England, IN belief that a person
eaHsOs die while lying on pigeon
feathers. \ dying person hss often
been removed 10 the bare fS0r. under
the noti0o that the death struggle
was prolonged, owing 70 the presence
IA Ihe ted Of $ fex pigeon feathers.
In EBgla1d it l. sill customary 20
surround the bed With esrtsins.-.
Anerieans hare adopted tie more
sensible French fashion Of allowing 3
free circulation Of ar sb0GI ias
..eeo-r.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05

4 question OF great magnitude Is
uHder discussion IN New York CITY.
Ii Il whether peanuts can be eaten ia
tie street cars withoa. Infringing the
social eanoas. The DsJ1ld makes 9
strong plea tor the pesauL Il SAYS il
contains large quantities Of pbospho-
rus, aud il, therefore, brain strength
ening- 4 man whose brain Is strong
By nature does not need to eat pes-
nuts; bGt when an lido; shows q de-
sire TO improve q barren intellect ne
should be encouraged The Herald
also remarks that the peanu, suffers
uniusIly from lis vulgar name. IL
Eoald be more respected if called
tie Arachuis hyPogEa- 1T Is also
an Impressive fact not generally
known tia, the peanut Is tie rooi Of
Banium bulbocsstanun, al unbellif-
er0us plant which Is iariaaceous,
paospbOric, sweet, sad nourishisg.
A pint Of peanuts may be vulgar
retreshment; bat . pin. o. ArschBis
hyPOgRA deserves 20 be locked upon
with respect.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05

When railways On laad we're aTs-
talked Of. tse projectors we're credit
ed with being Visionary enthusiasts
What, then, Is likely % be though;
Of those who seriossiy PEsPese 20
have rsisSays under Ire sea- A
submarine carriage Of 3 GsOst i1ge1i-
Gus scsast-acti0a has receaIly beer IL
vented il Paris 20 cross the channel,
snd for navigating deep rivers snd
canals The carriage 10 Of galEsE-
lied iron, and IS hermetiesils sezles;
As the lightncss, compared With s1r-
rounding ssler. Ss1ld cause u -
once 10 rise % the s1rssee. u : a.
taehed 20 S heavy eizht-Enee
truck. which runs N = line - rslis
laid down Caasr the ocean. Iils NJ
fastened 80 securely. boEeTer, o1t
that in the event Ct al sceiceoI, u
eOalo o. 81 once Grtscaed aod siiosrd
u aScead - The open ar, Shen L
Eoald be easv - make 70: toe nearest
par- TIE n 1ive power l. SOPpli-d
by two screws. driFea hy con Fre-sed
ar Aa enornoBs quantity u ais =
Distributed 5sro1gh The iaisrier u
numeroas pipes. far the beBeAt 81 ne
ereg aad psssesssss- We nigh ea-
ter siill fsrther into details. sad des-
cr1be the electric EgbE of th= 52Ws,
which i % illu1i8ars botA tie zssd
s0d The interior Of Tie vessel; ths Ell
trance Tor the passengers, i herEetl-
szliv sealed y ben 81 are aboard;
tie s-ronE Slass widows, or u
y oich a1y ore nav see The 0sTvsis
u tbs deep; las Tzf1 carried ca the
-Jof, sad The divers chsubez d De
sleTn--Naas f'grtlTsr's ITgds Jar
AL
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05
George Warrington

George Washington vas a con
spicuous and beautiful instance Of q
nan who minded bis o.n business
S. ppose tba, an intelligent person
living in one Of the European esaters
Of civilization had teen asked, about
the year ITO, what msa thea over
lhiriy-seTes years Of age vas most
likely 70 be the typical gresi-snd-good
man of the modern world, WOuid
be have singled COT the Virgiaia nj
lilia officer. az that tine hu-yiDg him
self with Ihe care of bis plsnJaIi0n
on the Potouse, a1d wnaSevsr social
duties and delights, OF shstsver pO-
iIle politics were convenient and sp-
prOp-is,eg TIE strong point about
Washington vas, that tAe duty OF
tie pleasure, the ceremony OF the
self-s4cri6ce thai lay in his Ssy, De
enjoyed ur performed witboat shIrk-
ing, and 70 TIE very best % his soili-
y. He did no.. g. youth, lie "a axe
o nights wondering what BE TOul 8
be VIXEN be grew Up 70 be . MAJ {"
When be became Dsa be showed
ueiIher Imagination nor ge0iGs, bat
be hsd one OF the traits Il geoiGs,
namely, concentration He pot his
mind upon his present oecuPstion-
without looking back or looking
ahead. he engineered, fought the
Indians, rode horseback. wrote letters.
went fox bunting, attended chureh-
proposed 70 young women, conducted
campaigns, and governed the United
Sta.es,-each a. the proper time, and
each with sincerity Of purpose sad
assiduity. We do not besr Of bis
swearing often; bat when be did, ii
sss thoroughly snd effectively done
II be seems not 20 have been s7c-
cess.al il the matter Of matrimonial
proposals as in other occupations, We
must remember that the eenteu1ially
reviyed old wives tales OF early sad
iadiscreet refussls OF Washington by
The said old wives themselves, must
be tskea with 3 few grains of DEF
ereatial allowance
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05

In connection with the rccel. cy-
oarite horror. . recent srTicie in The
Scientific .zmeric1z upon this sub
ierr is II particular Interest 81 ihis
ume. Thomas eoniriva3ee IS de-
seribed a. consisting Of four zige
T boxes containing dsusuise, and pl=e-
ed shove ore auotber. Beiveec TIE
secrnd aod third were 2lsesd clock,
50 arranged a. 10 cznse thirty
pound hammer to strike g blos every
ten DAYS. Three years sgo an az
temp, forruBs,ely unsuccessful, was
MADE 70 ship 81 Internal machine On
board Of one Of me Message-ies ID-
perisles steamers 81 B-sr6esGK- coz
sistinx essentially Of ueedi-gco 4,
kieh vas 20 De Ered 81 q hxed pc
rod by 6 train u elockss'Fs, aid
thus explode q quantity VI nitro
glycerine- The coai--heil Is uore fs-
uiIiar, coasisling merely OF hoisoS
brsss casting, eonraining scme ex-
pIosiye substance, and made 10 Te-
senble 5 lump Of coal Rats are
If tive kinds, one for iron sbiFis suc
one for wooden ones The -iFo1
ratr ecosisss Of a pigef iron, similar
20 those Used for ballast, bGs hollow
ed out on one side 80 a. % cOotaiH 9
holIoyF borinz tool Elled vita seid.
sad Sd arranged a. 10 act on the ships
side by ;he motion Of the sea, sooner
9. lager making : dangerous leak IN
a very inaccessible place TIE
-.sevd rat Is much uore ingsaiSuss
consisting Of bux coGtaiasSg Iwo
uprIyb, cylinders, connected wilh AZ
e.ber disposed horizontally. The up
right cyhoder- were partly hlled sith
y sier, and Ihe horizoutal one eoa-
tanned piston, or plangeE, prUFided I
win a stating hex TIE moslo0 u
The ship seD1 The wafer into 0ae al
the otber u9rignl cvlinder alIernare- (
". producing lateral molten in ibe
piston, which was geared 20 rsteh- .
et-Gril provided with an angel
When q hole had been made in the
ships bottom the anger dropped cut,
the hole for the admission Of
water and iupalri1g the evidence Of
the nature Of the machine. Eiescsis
for :he assassination Of
Louis Philippe wss 81 arrangement
Of ihirty-sve gun barrels, 50 eODtTiE-
ed as 10 be fred ell 81 once, while 4
oesioiis benbs were simply hssd-
g-ensaes
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05
GOLD LOCKS DKEAM OF PUssIE-
WILLOW

o-s suzzy azy. Il re e=-sy s1ri=s
fsssors slzsesr3 ax-et . eng
Csoakes =1s fz--ea IS = ~tzse- ~esta=r,
sezs-h-uxz hat aid czr1Izz. scszesl.-
Ts-zh El-A PsFlzS SAG
wez1 aGall-L.oeks~ ~zfsT 1sEsrs-
Tired q waiting . lea-
Sais rhts Ifttic Eiri & Cz-z
She sea-.fsea ths ts4rz h-srl zss19E 0Tss4
And ter-d MT srsz Aszf of elgEeT7
Nr-ksre tie sd Ezs .Azil AID vet
Cszss 81 spE 1oe slns q Eioist;
Bzz Ehe-e he b-ssEls- AZ
4 noEss Ezcle1 a.ll1E.
Sc F&ckss5 Il ks- lls;i= hza@
4 h-z7cs q Fzssis-vislSz-
Shs sscute5 cC- = hsEE- 7zE,
st,hs ez-kizs- az-- &C so1 AZ @E
she snous bed them SSTn wiz l1Eing Ests,
Abd ezEsd thez hs- r-s=se-sz-s-
sas pzsTes - s--zsra AZ 49,
She plzysi :; gsssl-z s-e==;
Art -Aru she wszt - h-ed a Elxst,
Ga L.scks d-sz1et cream
s-a-le-. Il IIfIis esE hap
T-uSs rtts u. .--astsss. tzs =Sla~.S
Sas asa-s- 4l,ksazs sse ssz--e knsE h1E,
L ssa-e q Tzlces E-e-s-z- 2 seer
Ar rizhs sssere her bed.
TozA hra--AizE t-=s.
Wee kitssas- an kircs1s- s3d E.ue1s,
Asths.k as they eozlS ~
sTaHsse. rs-IoE Ard hlzeE ss irk;
Whlzs- sltE bob car. Eze1 =ttz FtzS7
Sl-sge5- Ike yal ll-e-' ska
Il. al we're srIisH sysa. z..l tsz,
- ezea C1s zzz-=1 sI173-
OK. All t-i-s- ard 1k-ice:
~Wea-s lie Eills= passes
Q, Ths-c zrc iEz sll5oS-zics
1IexzzAlls-Sz1siis is tl--g-sh brzrsh an to2Sa !
T-e Nzreh zlz5 EzEls1- - -E-e-s-a-s E-s-s-s-, p
-TEzs az-k- ar ysi GI-ll5 -L.3szs axe.
AL sfly q A-- l1zss- spsk--
Il trey were 1.6 za=za
! EuEl1 hS ve-T asce-
b. ssys rss VIZ PASSES
Won't 11E taz ullsS-zi5s
--Ts-s D7fs Eztf., - Agr2 WIDE AEAEE
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05
CURRENT NOTES

I Democratic statesmen are put up
ia lots 10 suir purchasers, from $50
R0bbiss 70 $50. 900 Peo5letoa-
AprUpos Of tbe bad air IN the Na-
tiOGal H0Cse Of Representatives. The
Philsdelphis BHlLstiH iadBlgss il this
home thrust: HoE can there Be snT
pure atmosphere in COogress while
there's Democratic majority tberes'
Sure enough; how cza purity e0ne
ogt Of eorruptiOnl
Did you catch that grizzly you
started sitter last night ," inquired ore
hunter Of another, who vas some
what b0aslful Of bis proves in the.
hunt -Wa'sI 90. Yoo see follsred
him fsr about tbirty-six hours and
then the trail GOT a httIst00 fresh
Does Mr. Heisrer Clyner see tbe
POiutz
Peadleton has e6ectuaTy destroy
ed the aid sdsge thar il requires two
70 make = bargain he drove 9
shsrp bargain with himself
Wsshington BARRIERS charge extra
for shaving Democratic COngressme1
since the New HAMPSHIRE election,
their faces are 50 long
The Democrats are rushing the IL
Eestigation business II Washington
TWeaIy-seven committees are e.
gagged, nighi asd Cav, IN The work
Of returning the public service in TIE
Interests Of scuoomy, and spending
ea0Ggh money for witness fees, ex-
pe1ses snd mileage 70 run = young
repablic. One day last week sub
penss were issued for 33S persons
Jeremiah : Black, cf Peaosylrs-
Ma: james B. Beck, Of KsutccET,
sod Charles {. JsariDgs. of Geergis.
have been selected By tbe States -
Maryland soG Virgins 70 ss..le tte
l0ag-slsndiog boundary dispute BE-
tween them. They vii 81 il Wasb-
iDgton. commencing n April, ard tie
exsmiestion Of the case, win the
bearing Of witnesses, Is expected 20
0ccaPy about three months
The election in New Hampshire
has had : bsd e5sc. upcn the ten
Ders sf the Democratic editors. They
suzri and snap IKE 8 ses- with sore
bead The mud game, yOu see,
dldn'. via
Schumacher the Democratic Con
yrss-uan wb0 took S390. 600 II the
PsciEc Nal corr1Plio0 faoo. sat IN
lie Confederate House snd voted for
the im2eachnen- Of B-ikasp. who
only took $50 900, and thA; aJs from
Joe Government
The oEcers Of The B4i;iuo-e &
Ohio Rsilroad have issued orders 70
their ezplos ees 70 esrry nothing a.
baggage, bsV wearing apparel, aod %
charge and collect freigbts o. al oih-
eE packages
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05
Fruit Tree Hedges

TIE last number Of the Lo8d5E
GarGsa Mlast-stes and describes >
plsn Of fruit tree bedges Which IS sug-
gestiTe, and worthv of adoption N
nsay parts oi this eouary- Our
English contemporary SAYS that II
Frame and Belgium, more than else
where, have the vacant spaces aloag
the line- Of Railway been utilized fsr
growing fr8it-prineipslly pears
and il Is often the czse thar, instead
Of the trees being i8 the firm OfsIa8-
dards. they sre trained 30 81 % form
hedge aloog both sides Of tie line
Sometimes cheap fence Of galysn-
Ized wire is used and tie trees are
trained 80 that the branches crUss
each vtber aod ocya,iynslly 3 cheap
and slender kind Of wooden fence,
eom0Un in France, Is substituted for
sne wire, AID is i found that, By tram
ing them IN 3 way 10 Sross esch other.
o-fOre the fence decays the trees are
perfectly selfsapporsiDg. asd fJ-n :
very neat fence themselves. This
Is plan weil wcr5h adopting n many
gardens where nesi dIvsdiag lines are
desired IL Is quite. possible 70 train
e-PalIers u he eh0icrst varieties Of
pears - thA: they shall. in time, be
s-lfsupPOr1ing- E=isbhshed trees
crossed il this way should not be al
bEei 20 ge. into rough hsdge-like
condition, bet, on tie contrary should
De trained IS neatly and perfeciy as
trees on . trellisor ws,L Nofrsying
# The branches, resulting from thsir
being in,erIsced. need take place A
shoot should Be taken along The TOP
so as act ss finish and tend % hoic
al tightly tsgether, and THIS eeo-
structed the whole viii look nneo
srner and rea;er than tie III t-siaed
'essaliers ,ha. one often sees
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05

Good morning. Mrs. Miaty." ob
served the Rector. As the door openet
10 his knock
The door seemed 70 have surles
way With il, aud opened scarcely
wide enough 20 let the Rector in. -
though Mrs. Minty invited him to ea
ter, and brushing some invisible dos
from 8 chair with her sproo, askeC
bin 10 sit dowa
The Rector saw at glance Lha
Mrs MIniy was not pleased. but b:
csuld not surmise wha, was The mat
ter He had accidentally beard thai
day Of Ehe Sickness Of her daughter
aud al the FIRST opportunity had call
ed 10 see lhe young girl Not seem.
ing 20 notice the mothers manner,
he said: Il hear that Miss Maria is
sick.
Yes, srd she might ha' died fOr
al she's seen os you replied Mrs.
Miaiy with "a eaergy that slmos.
shook the good Rector oul Of bis seat,
The Rector vas meek ms0, and
overlooking the readiness q her re
ply be asked:
How long has she been sica,p
Two week aud over, . said the
nathes.
Have you bad physieian,- IL
quired tie Rector.
Had : physical, wbs; 4 oges-
ti9a, Why tie girl has been almos;
dead. | wouder you gos here before
she vas dead. Had s phvsicisn,,''
These lss; words Mrs. Min1y fairly
grsaBd 0ut between her teeth, with
iIl-sGepI es5ed seOrn-
II nos became evident thzE Mrs
Miaiy Ou each day Of her daughters
sickness, and the Rec.or's delay 10
calliug. had added ~ Der wrath, and
i bad aos reze5ed degree VI In
tsas.,y that suggested strategy or
higaL The Rector resolrei u try
Ibe fsrmer GreL
"Ab, yoa have bad phTsie;au,"
lie observed "Hoa did be happen
70 eaH,n
How did be happen 70 call, Well
old aDy one ever hear such a cues
ton g that"
Perhaps some oae told him Miss
Maria was sick; OF, perhaps he was
passing and dropped in, interiected
The Rector"
do ven suppose I'd lei nv own
daughter lie sick il the house and not
send for the Doetcs??- fairly screeched
Mrs MiHty
20, you sent for him" said the
Reelor-
DO you thirk he'd cVue If We
didn't send foE him. How'd be know
Maria was sick replied the mother
looking a. the Rector as though she
piiied his stupidity.
"Do you always send for The ply
sieisn when yen want him" szked
the Rector with provoking mildDess-
Wei, l deelare,r exclaimed Mrs
Miniy. What do yu0 ask such 5
question as that fori-
4 did not know said the Rector.
-sbaE tbas as you expected the clergy
nsu TO sUd 0u, IS best be could that
: our daughter was sick, withou, send
ing for bin. you might DO the same
with tie physician
Something had gradually been
iswniag upon Mrs. Minty's mind,
y hich the last words Of The Rector.
uttered with inimitAble good nsture,
into 5 fall intellectual sur
mise Ber severe face relaxed into
= broad smile. %, | see, ! see,," she
Exclaimed Il thought them wa-
mighty queer questions Wei j
guess | bad ought 70 ba' sent for you
...o. seeing g. bow I sent f9r The
Doctor And you didn't know Ma
ria vas sickg-
No." observed the Rector If i
bad | should certainly have eslled De-
fore this, 1 accidentally beard OF
her illness tbs morning for the first
time"
We'll, really, hope you'll excuse
De Step this way, Msrias in the
back room: she'll be all sorts Of glad
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The o,ber day Mary street boy
-a-S-,s the house EiiA . ssb in his
orOss aoa bis0dy n0se. ana when
ois noxnsr demanded 10 k1Ow the
cause lie exclaimed:
Us boys vas playing ReT0lE.on-
sry war cut there
Yea
And re goi up the battle at Bes-
aiagtOa-
Yes
And We wen. IN
Yoa ~Bipped TIE British, OfeO1rse,
sasd the mother.
Ys-,es. aDaaed The boz, b.
haas 'eni ,hey wo1leaJ say Ecksd J
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A doctor s,isnding sPans;er sno
vas ssry II, aPol0eizsd for beng
late one dsy BY saying ihss he had
70 stop % see > nsa vho bad fa1ea
down 8 eel did ke Eek Ia bark-
ss doees /. coased The Pensser-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05

Swinging IS said BY the doctors
TO be good exercise for the health,
bas many . poor wretch has come 10
his death by IL
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05

Lesp-year papers advise girls not
70 marry unsil shey can support .
husband.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1876-04-05

Tie oEcers Of the Baltimore &
Ohio Rsilroad have issued orders 70
their employ ees 70 esrry nothing a.
baggage, 5ss wearing apparel, and %
charge and collect freigbts o. al or
sr packages
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