The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-05-11


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never cane tive.
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yard maaliog carpet don't throw
slafs foa may have 70 take down a
stove 10 less ihaa I've months.
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q love AID kiaaacss secosa oaly to thai
q ihe aagels, bat she can never wash
oat pair 81 meas pants and have
them Get - well a. they dil before.
Dr. Hall says that people some.
times take cold through their ears
THE explains Why a BadaBd man al
ways stuas bis cars up with horse
blankets and buffalo robes ia damp
weather.
An lHsh Agricultard journal al.
vertiscs a pew washing machine under
the heading Every man bis own wash.
sr-woman. aud 10 its culinary depart
meut says that potatoes should always
he boiled IN cold water.
a Minnesota lady. in taking her
morning cape lately, pot her jaw out
Of JOINT and IT was two days before
the doctor could get il IN place again
Her husband says be hasn't had such
q vacation since his married life be.
gan.
An indianapolis father was awak.
ened by what he thought was bare.
lar, The other night He cmptied all
the chambers Of bis six shooter At the
intruder. and when the noise Of the
firing ceased, be heard weIl.known
voice quietly ask. Wazzer mazzcr,
fazEer; wazzer doiny
a gentleman having an appoint.
ment with another who was habituaIly
unpunctual. to his great surprise found
him waiting. He thus addressed him
Why, ! zee you are here fret at last.
You were always behind before; but |
am glad TO acc you have become early
OF late.
-Four burglars stole 81 300 Of a
widow in Oakland Cal, the other
night, and her son.iu.law shot two OF
them, captured third and recovered
all the money When asked why he
treated his mother.in.law 10 that way,
he excused himself in saying
that the old woman was rather weakly
and he thought the money had better
remain 10 the family.
"A Trenton editor makes the state.
ment, for the good Of correspondents |
that they need not commence their
communications, ! take ny pen 10
hand, az he don't care whether they
write with their toes or with the pen IN
their mouth, so they send the news
AT the Division Court in Toronto
witness was under examination.
Judge Boyd asked What is your &C.
cupationl The witness did not seem
to understand the meaning of the
word occupation, and answered with
Eh The Judge What do you do
for living Witness Oh, my wife's
a dressmakcr
A Chicago lady, who had the mis-.
fortune TO smash her last bottle OIL
Parisian hair-dye, encountered
solemn looking man with an armful oil
tracts, who. IN presenting one to her
took occasion 10 ask II she was pre-.
pared to meet her Maker, No, she
'p'Ieially replied, | don't expect 10
'tir out OF The house ,lor several weeks.
Nv you scr break yoke Of four.
stcersg asked an Iowa far.
Of a young chap who wanted to
marry his daughter No, ] never did,
was the meek reply; but have rode a
mule 10 circus, aud had a good deal
Of other experience ia the world No
other experience, said the Granger,
eopld qualify you 10 handle that girl, /
and the sad youth departed.
Yes. be said dreamily. we are al
ways striving for a subjective goal
Unconsciously, il may be, but stil We
strive We lean over The verge Of the
infinite, longing 20 grasp its mysteries
and lost in the profundity Of its i'm.