, 1876-05-22
THE CITY.
GENERAL NEWS.

"a,,r ~, a,,sn:s, NJ t,,o u Lake Side GuIld,'
.1..,u,. ~ ,,r.t, t,t1,o,~ r,c,tot1ons ctc !
49,. rs,a.. rto,. .o,no ,,r,,nouu t,tcf broke
tp ta ci@nr5 sta.ro ,s T. ! Ii"inIt. No. r. South
'Sd tans r',lu oont III "A. 'a IN trrvcy en- Caa VA 1T
o,,gs s1e f1 IN hts M r rapcI na ped e box and
5nonsy Under iho 1 sss~ak s in snt q The ller
:ssset' and 'hera Il II Sas iouaa yesterday "o'n'
'oe: r.., , .,,ore, sorch re,,,,nr on
" Niger Alley" alias School street, arose IN IN
her majesty yesterday afternoon because shs
was the fortunate posses;s9f OF Hsw 1,N ,pni,n TTt
tfas easi tieatese aaa Sssds' to purchase Of
kind, Mary thnmpcG ,,Gr ovcr tho lcau Win tiie
lasIn until It reacmheH Wcli nflc' I n1e'nn Ita
Mary a, %s 'otnea t dnc,nr n ~, Who mt about forty
s,etrhc. VII s,hI n ,cr ~ hca md tod brr It would be-
,nisaeio ] II she recovered.
An acute hut somewhat cynscni observer IT., oi
human nature gives !. as tno i rcsnls sl 1a ms @ cN
pcricncc that, IN n downtown bcnt WncfS mes-
ccIpts Of ono bool.2gent Ut the female sex' agGa
'Ioninnl!y under ~, with b,Msk c5cs as' hafr1
rcd Checks md llps, good $u sGt u teetn' a!M,
~ o evs i s% ss ia. toe ss s !, so T
t,lch l,ooks aa AIn,nns "1.lyea Of Celebrated
City Clcrts," or sllnkc5's Poems ot nyFon
sonfs % E,ae ta se pfhgo aa aneaq i've
eyed widow 0f 90 With trcc6lcs anil more LAIN
= Presidential asp,rants who fec, themselves
Io % we1i to bear 'po ia in! nj Tie irankness
~ ~ W. xonr T man who wns acrustcd in Canal
strcrt ,liy1 Yesterday evening by IN acq,.atnt-
enec, rs follows: "say, snorkey, thought
yo,, couldn't Get bnil. Whnt'rc 70 tlc-
nothlng," rcinarEci TIC young ',,,; Mau;
"Truac got mt OFT. "The tropirs he dlu9
replied his nter!oGut9r; "d!d ho nroS,o ,cyo1 yod1
Yrs ,a n sloyay proye
was innocent, but then Reel Gous % t Gsxaety
prove wns guilty NEITHER mt a!f ths GemL,s +
nfal year thnt's about vInuicatiai enough,
aTnt's No. answered ,ts ls,e,a on ~. KS US
Presidency"
Who sho,l fathom the divine depths OF
mothers ioyc1 WHO ca!, tcll tho workings Of .
woens % avol The 9,sr hsra day statey ,t 1p sg
son. pn nIIea ts 1e!r to iS cr Wealth. and WHOM ehc loved
dea1er than ite Itself haa sous aud psoposel '' e
on tic North S!dc StInmontng tliu young man
tn hsr r1r,ser,cc sho obtainrd liz Eirl's nllrcss
md called upon her. ."My puor son." sl,c said,
''has tocn so, misgu!ilell as 4, propose ,1 f"r
/ an sire | ca,lnot sec), nnd 1IaYe
come to say Tint this i,luteh ca,,no. be allowed
to be concluded. Your position Is sucl, that
rIrl IL q slcar, hel.l!kc valec, ttbut have re-
eeted d your u,s so',s oiler" "Kejeetei Lis orerin
Utmost guspctl tic Old woman: Ycs, ,.'atan,,n.
replied t!,e Lraltifal ST.; ~ told hin t',at
bim nt ~ H. WI, s AID. did i,i yo rojonsi the old
iajy. with frso1lng pulltcilcss anil sarrasm; 40,
stu; did YOU lundy.lcggcl viper. And wasn't
nv snn Ttnml enough lor yoi YOU wall-eycd
jczeLci yout',
49, ,,,u. ,.u.,.
Not long aso MaIrca "o,am ~, inI ~ stte.S '
nskcd her huBoand ior new summer III hal aua
IL,
turc N tho next oioeK sse 'aat theIe TgIs @ utef
people bessG sn cf laysp e ina. cSud ~ dIssi H oa
Gently. OW,e " anE ~, ~ ~ .a .nttt gs. ~
mohey-MafhGk hG ucsncp ~ aaa ii. ~ W." H.. ~.
eVertalcs' He uua aos s,i ~ -, ~ sc nr
few days atcfxar.ls s,e eathe ;. 70 s suc, % aHa
te1nlnE aef iAa nvi'ty r u.s ''is To- h HI NJ,
t'le kind, 80 that # wouldn't hi YOU but
h1rt you fooa ea. anu p"t gom o,, "u' ~ yns
m9a @ 's. Tons rr aSS ''eV Mcrv ,o ;5roaIv t,,cv
Ronla' PUSSY ~ tepFe.', F .o6 1,,n.6 ~ so." ,.',,
tuF!s, out %at nu1"s lues.., st,,,.ad ,u 'u,' m,
70 as ~, i,av, @ ,.ar,, H., ns ,a,tnr r.rt s
sentence, anu tten eoulu uo ~ ~ ahaI ~, a nhan
with things, ana ny name Mou,a pe q te sate
ns yours ~ lhe pa9K, ana s1 oG, t1sna hi;5,,
pett nc fesl'onucu, anu nici El"5 ~, nin
n affeetonnte lE, laftSne t;, t aayi W. lnG
thing somewhat pcrpexGu ls1ta, pnt ~ aismtsscu
i from hls memory aiia ycstGFany nno,, wmen
S met e Sor f .s aent er the bs
i..a .-1.t l., At,,,.,1,.. ia
gest hammer We hatI, Dut whnt II tnnn.lcr n, @ uid
she want SO iafge manner .or' aac" eu.n
sweat broke OUT al over that young
man, an!t tastcnng nome 10 , toia III Ms
vile TINT he ~ ad lqst colleeae" oaM ~ acnt
eng lc1o were Ply LOT her 70 es n 1' s.i s aia aio
would not take IT At ~, since tlnes were SO
harl, anu they must maKc eyety gc't 20 10 ~, iaf
Is they could PVT he insisted tiiat Gil. shonid,
an4 sue ylelaed lKc 1ntinl WY, n"M mmen ~. hu
had gone put tooK inc hatatneF lron pcnI'l! tic
~as.stan., sent It back to the har'lMaIo y store,
}nd to'a them shc a. woa,ant ,tl neca nmm tnss seno
her It's worth N sen.sealans M pscss1So Jafs
SOAP On THE sfAiKs.
a gentleman rcsitIng On Aberdeen street was
fFsgs: W III w ' 'i,ai pradeaty asiaysd 'n:vlog
lll utter tho lht 80 as 70 take advantage OF tlle
fall Of ho,,se-rents. The house to which tltey
moved had tretnenuously steep llg4t OF etaifs
aud a. Sil;elothea h@ ~, IN lme w.ss ha ths stairs