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The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

The three busiest orators of tho Louisiana
House are Demas, Murrell and Sartain,
three members who clip their hair with
sheep-shoars and carry n tooth-pick over
their right ear. 1t was better than farce
to AS to witness the agility of these mighty
men of intellect, so like Roman senators, i'll
wrestling with questions of State, and par
ticularly with pints of order. When one
was not up, tho other was and probably
both the others, and their risings and sit
tings, strongly reminded us of machinery
and suggested tho idea that there was a
spring under each ones chair which some
fellow would alternately depress, or libcr-
ate. sopporting, or letting tho gentleman
draS (as poor old Toney did, according as
hesSanted one or the other damphool to
annoy the House and disgust people with a
Rephblic. But for the ridiculous absurclity
ofthe scene thus presented, our peep into
tho house would have been as
THE snowflake on the river
A moment there, then gone forever"
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

Tho n. o. Republican is not satisfied with
tho recent Convention, and it is working
itself, I:utcs ut the head, into swamp foyer
over the failure of the Convention to please
the Republican. The Republican is a very
honest Journal, and it, no doubt, is perfectly
honest in it's censure. There are some other
people honest, too, VIII" love the State for
it's wrongs, and not for its warrants. These
irreconcilable loves can never meet and
mingle, not, ut Toast, while warrants have n
l,,otable value.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14
Democratic Parish Executive Com
NlittPe.

Thore will be IL meeting of this Com
mittee on Saturday, the % day of January,
1876. Business of Importance will be
transacted.
The following persons compose the Com
mittee: S. D. McEnery, n. G. Cobb, Robt.
Richardson, w. g. Kennedy, r. II. Logan,
i. w. Scarborough, +. Jones. A. Myatt, 8.
Cason, T.. II. Cann d. Faul<, X. l.. Brooks,
f. A. Covington, J. +. Murphy, T. G. Stan
differ, U. Millsaps, 3. Green, @. w. McFee,
c. II. Morrison and II. y. Ably.
S. d. McENERY, Chairman.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14
An Old Land Mark Gone.

The largo China tree which stood on
Grand street, near the Office Of S. D. Nc
Emery, has given away to the march of i'm
and been cut down. It has
stood many storm and oven refused to
bend before tho fiery elements which have
swept along Grand Street. It had become
the home of the martin and peckerwood,
and many of our citizens will miss the
sight of the daily toll Of old red-head. He
had become favorite, but will have to
seek quarters elsewhere.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14
FOR SALE.

200 acres of \ No. l unimproved Land.
Monroe on the Bayou DeSiard. Will be
sold to actual settlers on reasonable terms
nj long time. This land is we'll timhered,
convenient to market and as productive AS
any land in cuachita parish. For further
intorinatinn apply To II. Il. HOLMES.
Monroe, La. July Ii, $50. II.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

Tho President has at last nominated
successor to Judge Dnrell, and II worthy
one he will prove, if confirmed by the
senate, of which there is said to he consid-
cradle doubt. OF course, You will at once
guess that tho nominee is Il. c. Billings,
the real author of the infamous "nidnight
ORDER" and tho guess is correct.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14
The Social Event

OF the season was the reception given, on
Wednesday night, to Mr.. ~ Mrs. J. f..
Behen, in honor of their marriage, by Mr..
and Mrs. H. Filhiol at their hospitable res
idence on Jackson street. Writing our
forms close, time is wanting to say more
except that next week is charged with at
least one pleasant duty Of which this has
been robbed.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

We want to announce to our readers in
Ouachita that their representative, in the
legislature, Hon. ID. G. Hill, has introduced
L bill in the House to provide for re-Cis-
tricting the state and fixing the hi'sis OF
representation; and to say to Dune. that If
he drew up the bill we will support it with
all our battcrics
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

MH-The Editor would rob his friends, s..
d. McEnery. ESQ.,, and w. II. Atkins, ESQ,
of their just dues not to express his thanks
publicly for their kindness in preparing the
editorials of last week and also much that
appears in this. Besides, we make it 81 rule
never to forget a friend, when thanks will
repay him.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

Tho small boys who visit this office are
commanded to keep silence and close the
doors otherwise, we will spank, them well
and send them yelling home to their terri
fled lnammas, who, we are authorized to
state, will spank them again.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

You will of course read the circus adver-
tisenent in this paper. n circus ad. that is
not read would be worth sending to the
Centennial.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

FANCY HosE-For Children and Misses Of
the best French quality, at Hausman Il
Roos', the Nicksburg Cheap Store.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

We are glad to SEQ that the Picayune is
pleased with the Convention, but should
the roads fork soon, look out!
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

OvER-COATs.-Haus,n II Roos have Il
few extra good overcoats left, they will sell
1T Il bargain.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

Alva NJ. Holbrook, editor of the Mo-.
Orleans Picayune, died ut Blandon Springs,
Ala, on the 9th inst. lie was AN industri-
Gus, able and energetic journalist.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

''\Vhat ails the mails?" asks an exchange.
We were about to make the Same fool in
curry; but zone fool ut Il time is enough
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14
DISSOLUTION.

'NIiE COLA RTNERSIItP heretofore en-
listing under the firm name of =. Hoffman
X CO.. and composed Of Samuel and Moses
Hoffman, is this day dissolved by mutual
consent. and are thankful to tie public for
their past patronage. Moses Hoffman will
continue the business as heretofore, and
will be thankful TO the public for their
future patronage. =. HOFFMAN,,
NJ. IIOEEM AN.
Monroe, La, Dec. 81. 1375.-tf.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

business is unusually dull for this season
of the Year. Our merchants have plenty of
wintor stock on hand. and are Offering
inducements to get Kid OF it.-e X arc
remarkably cheap. Swin
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

Frof. Ryan and his son Holla give one OF
their best entertainments tomorrow night.
1t is their last performance, and every one
should go.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

FURS.-Hausman Il Roos have Il few sets
of Ermiue Furs for children, which they
are anxious to sell. You get bargain
at the Vicksburg Cheap Store.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

HATs.-Latest styles of Gents fine hats
1t the VicksburS Cheap Store of Hausnan
Il RooS.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

P.of Tees predictions-From 18th to
10th. very cold 10Th to 21st, moderating
with rain or snow 2lst to 3lst, cold to very
cold
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

MONROE ADVERTISEMENTS.
MO STARVING!
1NThere is no need for starving, as long as
H. HINDERNG
On DeSiard street, has for sale plenty of
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
Such as
Al COFFEE 81 SUGAR;
EXCELLENT SYRUP & MoLAssEs;
SPLENDID CHEESE, MACARoNI;
VERNlICELLI; NEW BUCKwHEAT
FLOUR IN ANY QUANTITY
NEW SUGAR CURED HAMS
(FIRsT IN N1ARKET;)
PLENTY OF EGGS, sPICED PIGS FEET.
OYSTERS, SARDINES,
PorrED OR DEv1LED,
MEATS, LoBsrERs, SALMON AND
MUSHROOMS; ASSORTED CANNED
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES;
POTATOES AND ONIONS;
CHOICE CAROLINA RICE;
WHITE BEANS AND ENGLISH PEAS;
HOMINY AND GRITS;
CRANBERRIES, RAISONS, Cl'rkON
AND CURRANTS;
NICE JELLIEs AND PRESERVES
DRIED FIGS; CRACKERS,
CREAM BISCUITS AND CRACKNELs;
TOYS, DOLLS ANDA
VARIETY OF NICE AND USEFUF
ORNAMENTS
Also small assortment of Crockery and
Shelf-lIardware, such as is mostly needed
for general use.
Come and see for yourselves, but do not
fail to bring along the "spondulix,' because
must have more ready money and less
merchandise. Fair dealing and no hulnbag
will be found by every one-nlan, woman
'r child-in trading for cash at the store OF
lift IL. klNDERMANN.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14
MONROE FERRY.

MONROE FERRY.
FREE TRADE WITH NIONROE!
The Board of Trade of Monroe inform the
public that on all persons and teams bring
ing cotton to Monroe for sale and returning,
FERRIAGE WILL BE FREE
ut the Monroe Ferry. ANY other person,
crossing at the Monroe Ferry, either on
purchases merchandise to a sufficient
amount from any member of the Board OF
cradle, will have refunded to him by the
lerryn,an, through the merchant from
whom the purchase is made, tho amount
paid for icrria2e i'll coming to Monroe and
will be given i, free ticket for ferriage in
returning.
Monroe, La, Aug. 81. lS75.-tf
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14
MONROE ADVERTISEMENTS.

The undersigned respectfully informs the
public that he has now on hand a well Sc
fectcd stock OF Office and Household EM,7,i-
tu,e, Wooden coG;ns, lietatic Burial Cttskets,
CoU,. TRIMMINGS such as Handles, Plates,
.ScI'e,Us, etc. Terms, Cash. Store on Grand
street, near the Courthouse.
j. Il. PETERS.
Monroe, La. March Is, 1875. n26-tf
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

Ne" Goons'
have Just received and opened Il splen-
did stock Of
WATCHES,
CLOCKS,
JEWELRY, &c.
These goods are bran new, direct from
Philadelphia, bought at the lowest prices,
and will he sold accordingly for cash only.
QUICK SALES Il SMALL PROFITS!
e. HOFENSClIEN.
Dccember l, 1S75.-tf.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1876-01-14

Doors open at l and o'clock Z. NJ. Por-
Torrance commences one hour later.
Admission 81. Children soc.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19
AMERICAN HUMOR.

A country speller brought forward
josh Billings us authority for "syder
lie must have been hard pressed
Fashion has struck severe blow at
high bustlcs, They slope now like "A
deiaulting clerk-suddcnly yet grace.
fully
A Philadelphia shoe merchant wrote
to his wife that he had become con
vert to cremation, and she said 90
ahead; have your ashes returned c o.
D. to me"
Scene in class in essays. Junior (rcad
iupau essay on the Innu'nce Of Onc's
Employment -" Butchers, 0s class, are
very immoral" Professor DO you
make that statement as matter OF per
sonal observation and experience, on
from consideration busrd on Il prior,
rcusoningW Junior--"Yrs, sir, / do
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19
OPPOSING FORCES.

tbs HERALD has stated that Northern
Democrats may count safely on n soil,
South should any decisive steps be Ia
ken to preserve the Republic and the
liberties Of the people
1t may be desirable to ascertain what
that combined force of Northern and
Southern men aggregate. and what ii
proposes to accomplish On the It'll
day of November 1 ,252 600 men capable
of bearing arms voted for Samuel j.
Tildcn, and out of that number were
3,l62,3Ol men who furnished means to
carry on the war for the Union from
1861 to 1865, and the remainder turn.
ishcd means to fight against IT,
In addition to these figures we find
that no where in the Northern States
are Democrats in n hO5ele1 minority.
For example in Wisconsin they are l23
TO 1870, in Pennsylvania 366 to 3Si, in
Ohio, the home OF Governor HAYES
they are 32i to $3.50 in California IS TO
rs; even in Illinois they are 25S to 277
Commenting upon these facts the Cotr
Ter journal remarks that applying the
foregoing figures to the question of pos
siblc war, the inquiry presents itself
whether four millions Of white Amerl-
can citizens will permit themselves TO
be bullied and deprived of their right Of
suffrage by a body Of conspirators who
have at most behind them only about
three millions of white men, none off
whom believe that the cause of the con-
spirators is Just, and some Of whom
have already demonstrated and declared
their Discrimination to engage in such
fraud
The Republican managers are now
engaged in publishing proof that the
colored citizens of the South ARE dcsti.
tute OF sufficient courage to approach
the polls to exercise the rights of free.
men, though they have othing worse
to encounter there than the scornlul
looks of Democrats, Every one knows
that the intimidation" sought to be
proved by the Republicans would not
deter white men from voting and par.
ticularly in districts whore they were in
the majority as was the case with the
blacks in many of the "bulldozed" dis.
tricts of the South. The Republicans
cannot, ther' fore, count much on the
colored voter as valiant soldier
The men Of the South love peace, but I
they love liberty better. They do not
want war, but they would rather have {
free and righteous government at the 1
cost q war than peace al tho price of
submission to usurpatop. Tho peoplo
OF the South have stood much. and t6cv F,
can with proud resignation stand mora ,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

The conferences ut Constantinople
opens hopefully and with nm evident
understanding among the powers, Gal.
liant little Montenegro is TO get good
slice Of territory, as she deserves; Servia
is 10 have her boundaries rcctiliod with
out any loss; somebody ia to garrison
Bulgaria, and the Sultan il to retain
the barren honor Of sovereignty without
authority, 1t will be n good solution, il
il will last.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

Houston Telegraph Texan or
"fexan" ? That is the question. Sey-
cral Of the State papers are now discuss
ing this momentous question OF gram
mar, and the Victoria IdOocotc ably
argues in favor of Texan" on the suili.
cient grounds of good usage, euphony,
and the proper principles oforthograph-
ic construction
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

Thar Oregon elector Cronin by name
troubles the organs of tho Hayes party
exceedingly. Cronin might, with pro
priety, ask them all what they arego
ing to do about it2 As they can dc
nothing, what is the use of continually
discussing the matter2 1t is positive
proof that Cronin is a solid legal, living
Tildcn eleGtor, and no mistake, or the
Republican newspapers would not keep
up such continued howl about him
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

But II Tie Democrats of the North be-
lieye the time has come to crush out
usurpation and fraud and assert TIE SUI
premacy Of the will Of the people, lot
them speak out They hold in their
hands blank draft They can draw on
the men Of the South at sight.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

CuIEF JusrCE Mosrs, OF South Carroll
ma, accepted the Office of professor of
law in the university Of South Carolina
and continued to act as chief justice,
ignorant that the first office was State
office, and tant under the constitution
OF the State its acceptance vacated his
judicial Office This has just been found
out, but as Judge Bond has assumed
tho powers of the supreme court of
South Cnrolinn, Moses won't be missed
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

WArrERsoN writes to the C5mier-Joor-
nal from Washington that it is safe to
predict that the Senate will count Hayes
elected, and that Grant will install him,
il found necessary at the point of the
bayonet, the congcgating Of troops at
the national capital having this design
and no Other
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

A NONE lawlcss decision than Judge
Bonds, remarks the Baltimore Goseht,
never has been rendered in II United
States court, except, perhaps, that OF
Judge Durell." The difference is that
Durells order was without law and
Bonds il contrary to law.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

'ruE other day boy about seven years
old called at house of the west end
and asked the lady for ten cents saying
he asthc sole support of his mother
She reached after her purse and in
CURED GLOW old is your mother 2
She's seventy years old 2' promptly re
piled the lad, and no wond red what
made the lady hustle him out without
giving him any money.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

Thar veteran editor and m old Tex
an, Colonel r. W Loughery, OF the
Marshall HeroH with his usual good
taste, spells the word, Texan"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

AN editor wlsnvs no bodily harm Ia
hm uhscyibers, but he h pes that some
Of them IN arrears will be seized with =
renittenl feyar. M "
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

90. -. $50 NrltuuN bJ.tIu,hs nuu
4 near the Un!Ou depot. Tnu pro .rletOr
,i,hcS 20 cALas1 GitIesA Apply IN the
iTtilsCr, lie, l4Im
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19
for Saia.

IUB PRINTING UFFlCE--A compete out.
y III lul ,naI! prIuling OiliiU, Ior sal, ~ It
..cl ifirc, Address Nt"llhn, Herald ono
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19
Unprecedented
Unparalleled !
Unsurpassed

INTERESTING AFFIRMATION TO CONSUMERS or ALL KINDS OF GOODS
selling
much wer no Q o. Fanny
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

A. We nays 40 acre, vi .L,II lsn
~ Iuc tea near the Fair urOunus, or unt
~ suurcs. lHu owner wants 1t an planted
- cotton. IL desired. supplies ~ll uc uu
,uuCou 10 tenants. Apply 10 uosnrk ~ Jones.
,trul state ngenls. Eu. III Austin street.
drc.7 ~.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

uNUH BAR--lh n good locality. Ad
a. dress LU NCI, a. tniSO &c. OJt d Ivy
,OU- "A comfortable h"use OF about
four rooms near tui business Gentle.
Address llvTuId ONCE. 1t CG-2J
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

1 iMf uNu MAN-W,nt. n sltuotJon
y, nf Z cd business qnaiiGc ,tio ' ~ nn,
, a,ra,u 10 work and first O. ~ reference
siS 40 Address' IT. A. b." this once. '''''o
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

UrrAGh ga emery HIu, wan Two
4 ruuuIs, KItcn II luI Cislriu water. Prvu
10 u muuln, Apply - uUsnss ~ Mit, H. Il,
3 ~ ~ street uUClJ-iL
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

~ LDiN3 LOrS i have upe ed u sire,
I'D through my residence hlOcN On Pearl
,ud IlNo otlc t--ihc new sire LIJhc Ca.Iud
uliiUruiu street luuw Oila, two beautiful
Vls Tor hI'--Dn ironing lUl feet On fevIl
al ID on california atr, At; lilc ONE, f. ont
b, 4 o. feet on uliyv aud 10 t,ct on CalllOr-
nH HIr,et-' nCn b,iuE IA corner lot TINS
N located On cherry HUI. Cherry
an has u,COIuu noted irr It's Uyy men,
rottS wOmot ana nnu well WAGER. A II,
SHEPHERD. d'Cl6-
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19
Wanted Female Help.
Wanied -Maie Help,

ARDNER-iu work large vegetable
~ garden Oh shares. one who has "A wifi,
vno would c"nk, wash and iron for n snail
alIily, nor " 'ges, preferred. Address VI. X,
T.. a. box 300 decI0 iu
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

ISSOuuI LAND--Flve hundred acres OF
"a land in southeast Missouri, ch, Hp--
rlth perfect title, or win cXchIngu Tor Dallas
INV nrt,ppItV. Address b.. Y this Office
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

\ GOoi' COOK Wanted NJ l,OO5 Eryny
\ street, corner wood, d,ciT.jt
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

(ouk REEPER-W Wanted Thoroughly
'renceS, who can lend his rmploypr a M
m get u situation in m old est ,hlish, Il
,uS. ness: Address LOAN care He In
mllps, rcNas. Isc-n
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19
Wanted Situations.

puSE a small dwelling house mo-,
business center, ON monthly payments
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Wsn'ed-To Buy.

,ARt Asshlt-For lesitimate business.
WHO cal, uepuslt s5O can secure place
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

1OMBlNAriUN LOCK SAFE-uall's pet
~ eln cheap. Apply to &. b., Hclalu
Jaice mnylU-tI
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19
ariing.

AruUKING BlRD-Grotlr, Win II tlc
"a Ow cr can udyG Dy calling at Herald
Illicr acc NV
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19

Nui.Es- TO buy few COOL mule., l51,
w hands high, and i've To eight ven :
~ - as' ''NliiNs
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1876-12-19
msserlaa31us Wants.

no 30 GRO v. sjDDf which the Il in
| ir,rSt viii b. pJ T. ana satisfactory S"-
'urlly Eiyuu, a l,.,"ILN," Herald uihcu.
ONll II
The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1876-05-03
points" from Flood.
IFrom the san FrancIscol Post.


He was not.a large man, except In his
Ideas aud in the manner,of his, speech.
His face was as grave as the Chinese
problem, but there was "a, ,qnlzzical cast
in his lett aye, and his tongue was rich
and heavy with a foreign accent, albeit
as rapid as the running waters OF the
River Dee. Leaning against the fright
full head OF one of the iron lions in Cali
fornia street, with the general appear.
ance.of being ready to either brace up
the market or stand from under,she
voiced this idyf: "lps a fine thing
to dale in stocks swhin you know
ye're right. i get all me points from
Flood. ,Misther Floods al friend o. mine.
/ make all me money through him. He's
a kind adviser. "A few days lagoI wint
10 me friend Flood, and sez /, 'Mr.
Flood sez ], would be best buying a
few shares OF Savage? It's goin' chape,'
sez i, san' the Lord knows but it'll get
out OF me rache soon.' Ne friend Flood
looked up from his writin' (he was sign
I'M chick for an orphan asylum J, am
sez he TO me, Sshakin his big head be-
times, DON'T touch it, sez he. .Divil a
thing is there in the mine but wather,
am il might hurt ye,' sez he. THANK ye,
Mislher Flood seq l. Thin l. wint am
tuck seven hundlsd sharss, Igotall me