Pioche daily record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1872-1876, 1876-01-09

fact. no errors could be discovered in
bis proof. His name is tolerably well
known in the world. 1t is William
Lloyd Garrison. At the time when Mr..
Garrison was the Oldest apprentice in
this Office, Joseph b. Morse was the
youngest, and while the matter was
being set Mr.. Morse came in and met
his old fellow workman celebrating his
semi-centennial. William Lloyd Gar
rison is a native of Newburyport. and
was educated in its common schools.
-[Newburyport Herald
>-
The Humboldt Register Of the 9th
tells this little story:
The boys in town had an immense
amount OF fun Monday night, at the ex-
pence Of the Demon of the Black Art
Carrabaraba. He attempted to charge
an admission fee of one dollar. At the
appointed hour about fifty of the boys
formed in line and approached the door,
single file. and asked the price of ad-
mission. On being told that the fee
was one dollar, they would shake their
heads and remark. that four bits was all
that anybody ought to pay to see show
in this country. and at the same time
walk of cross the street, round the cor.
ner, join the procession and march to
the door again. They continued thus to
ring the changes on the astonished
magician, until the price of admission
was reduced to four bits, when they all
marched in and gave the fellow bene.
fit.
4 ROYAL RoMANCE.-While the great
dramatist would have US believe there ia
a divinity that "doth hedge king" the
prying eyes which watch the movements
of the Court of st. James incline US to
believe that more than one divinity ia
occasionally apt to hedge a princess.
Many critics who have smiled, in Pick
wickian sense, at the Marquis of Lorne's
sophomorean poem, "Guida and Lita,"
are not aware that that young noble.
mans heart has been severely bruised,
and that poetry was his only relief The
Boston Herald tells very romantic
story about his interesting wife, and how
the son of Macallum More came to play
the part of husband TO royalty. When
Louise was but a young thing she be.
came enamored of Mr.. Duckworth,
NJ. A., her brothers tutor. In her eyes
that tutor Was duck" worth having:
he was handsome. accomplished and so
much nicer than those "horrid, beggarly
foreign princes" But Mr.. Duckworth
saw the concealment feeding on her dam
ask cheek and quietly wrote to her Royal
Highness' mamma, delicately limiting
that she had better procure another
tutor. Noble youth! He il now canon
of Westminster Abbey and he will be
bishop. Poor Louisel she vowed, she
swore he should be hers. or she would
there and then enter nun-nun-nunnery.
The Queen was sore distressed; she
actually went and inspected the nunnery
in question, convent at Cluer; but the
nunnery wouldn't work, 80 the next best
thing was to get the refractory Louise
married and Lorne was made the victim.
Poor Lorne! he loved another, Miss
Bradhurst, an American, but it was no
use. His father urged him sar;" his
Queen commanded, and SO he put his
stag-like neck in the halter, a sad and
solemn warning to all those who marry
| without their own consent.
-
The English Rifemen have accepted
the challenge of the New York Riflemen
for match in America during the Gen.
tennial celebration. Sir Henry Hatred
will be the Captain of the English team.
We understand that the endeavor to Sc.
cure range near Philadelphia has not
been successful, and hence it is highly
possible the match will be shot at Creed
moor, which, with little better accom-
mediation furnished by the railroads,
could be more successfully used for that
purpose than any range hastily extempo.
rized. We are now anxious to learn if
this team will be an Imperial one. or
whether we are to expect team each
from Ireland and Scotland Il New York
| Herald.
When it was not as popular as now to
have colored people in the Boston
churches, q colored woman presented
herself for admission to DR.. Baldwins
church, in that city. An influential
member was greatly opposed to admit
ting her, and intimated that be did not
know as he would care to go to heaven
If it was full of negroes. Up to this
time the candidate had not spoken. She
/ modestly said: swell. brudder, you 20
to hell, you find dem dar, too"
HOLIDAY PRESENTS. received, at
DR.. Lees Drug Store, large stock of
Christmas goods, consisting of wax and
China dolls, glove boxes, building and
B 9 blocks, spring and string tops,
marbles, jack stones, vases, match safes,
books and primers. mechanical and other
toys. In fact, everything to please the
children. I'm
DAILY ENTERPRISE, San Francisco
Post, Sentinel. s. F. Call, Salt Lake
Tribune and s. f. Courier sold BY
W. r. Wilson. dealer in music, music
paper, school-books, reading matter,
cigars and tobacco, at Press Wand's
Saloon. n
BEAUpRE & Bro, corner of Lacour and
Main streets, offer their house and lot for
sale or rent at low figures. The house ia