St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1876-01-21
Squibs.

In the crop of Il Troy turkey. Il but
ton ti"m Il policcman'S coat was found.
hui none ot the force is missing.
Now pick alnanacs. They are dead
IIpe. aud al" worth about two and 4
halt cents Il pound, rag measure. None
grn"inc unless branded "I176." Ask
y"Gr druggist i"r that kind, and take
no other.
This Year we shall nave the centen-
MAI ccichiatl"h. the presidential elec-
tI"m, 'b6 days. 53 SUNDAYS. aud all the
girls making love To us. 1t is all glori-
"uS enough. but give us the love-mak-
Ing, and y"u may have all the rrst.-
Fo"ricr JoHrndI.
An eight -ycar-old boy sent the fol
lowing rather warm epiStlc to one of
his little playnatrs: Dear Minnie
love thee ador YOU don't show this to
Your mother. if don't love thee NAV
the lions tcaI my heart ont may be
thrown from a third story window if
don't love you may he torn in 3 halls
10y wild hceSt> hut do. answer this.
get good paper and leave ii sheet for
ln' You are II pretty girl and i'll have
you. Charlic.'
The S"-ralled camcrS-hair brushes
aIr made from the hair of the tails of
squirrels. the demand of which is in
crca>ln" very rapidly.
Did ii ever occur to Won kind mann
mas. asks the thoughtful Boston Trans
script. while trotting YOUR babies on
Your laps III such vigorous way, that
II some giant. about 10 times vour size,
were I" tfnt N"n III slmllai style, the
nu, r If rn''' "",I, I% -" Wy 'P' l" "e Jo"heed
nv ~ 'o"' '"'H
ne KING "f Sweden has been III the
ll,'"'' "i committing the death sentences
"l "lui"tr'iS L" imprisonment for life,
""' 'nc huiIlper Oh murders han III
creased :" rapidly that he has given up
'he Pra'li''.
The following story is told of IL mem
Der of Parliament who, Wishing TO con-
Ti'i''e IN OLD neighh"r, Il voter, sent
ni"' PiheapPle nom his hot-h house:
""Pr YOU IIk'd IT, he said To the Old
man. N''e'' ne 'ne' nm a few days at
we'll. Eut sunn,s. ~. .nrt - naoni,.
are not used tu Them tin,. tI,ings md dn
not know how to r,t '.m - ..Unw diJ
Won eat if. thru9.' asked tho N p
w
..B,iled IT, siwhrd tL, N = ,hi,,l ina,
of hi, niu.uu,1I, ..Y.. a.. I,,;iaL {,
with a leg of mutton"
If Won have :, favor f., AK of =, man
now br sure and sIut the d,n,. .,tt.r vnr
when Won q, into his Office
p,,,
chime, and sew thor. j., ~, ri.,,.. Ill,
home n tL, s.,;ne ,i,n. P''''' ''A'
Win: =,
,,i.''.'.',t H.. ~ n N'' ~ 'PPi'nenue" a'
p,r,'''' p,u,i ''' II i'H' VAIN sn"uiu oe
W',,I, i, H. VIII 'e''e nei
IN III ''i' ""'iu
l,.-'t 'P""'I'n' wants ~ hh"" 'he
VI, way !" p''oli' iiter Try man.
,,'.'I.I "' '"L I"'ohe'' way '"' MN 's 10
,''''N' :, ,i''r' NoH"8e |" SEA lie VIII
,,i.; ''N''! '''"'''' Il contributor I'd lhe
..
Cn' VI "'i ,i"nh r'iiil"aas adFeitises
"'' '"i i"N"il'iS. " suppose
= '''''N tIPttli,,lH I" Those VII" are al
'''''' VII" "'iiii"n-"rN 'oihp'aih's'
And ranst thou ALWAYS love thus. AL
fred" She mulmured. s.eveu when age
has crcpt upon me and left his traces
here" There WAS a paus,. ON his part.
but twas onl, momentarI. when he re-
piled III Il tone OF tleep rcmoustrauce
Can duck swim!"
Alexander St.uh.us b,s he.u c,nti,ed
To his bed during the last few davs.
They put Il paper weight on him. vet
his head and feet tiuttcr in the draft ey-
cry time the door is opened.
The other day , German I,,uiuu
against Il hitchiuT- most .Ionkrd mn, .,t tL,.
sllv and remarked: II pucss = Ir.JI. if
viii rain somrdime pootI uuick = ..Y.rs
do. ehg' replied an Iri,Lm;,u ;,t his sid,.
"Wcll. want wees to understand tL,t
wees have no business IA rn,,... n,.,,. tn
America and sly ouythiuo fn,,,ip.t ,L.
weather. Plat the diyiI do wees mr.
tet.ud +, know ubout Am.,i,..,i ,,,.,tI,.,
AN, how. We furruu o.,In,tl" Th. C..r'
man had nothing NOR. to say
..p. ..; &c.,. :,