, 1876-02-02
HUNTING AN APOLOGY.
4 DEPUTY coLLHCron AND "TlMEs" III
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Arna vIrNmYun capo.-itm Chisholm.
Yesterday abotlt noon All episode occurred IN
the Goye1pmont building Which might Lhvs ro-
suited in as bIoodcurdllng scnsation as waA
tho assassination Of J Juus Cesar, q full Account
OF which appeared in tho Daily Hon1uH Lsetor
of tle following day. It scems that few days
ago the Times, in It's whiBky coInnin, publiahod
some items in connection with QUO Welscr,
Deputy Collector Of RocE 1s1anl, whom 1t ac-
cused Of beiue crooliedly mixed mp with crook
cd datiory at Milan. Weiser arrived in tow'' at
An carly hour Yesterday morning, aud. after
"hasinI cleaned up" ~ tho Acting Mayer once
suggested that it would 10 tho proper thing for
King Ka.akaua to 10. proceeded to tue 0oyern~
mcut Building, wLoze 10 hnl BONO business to
trausact With lhs Hovenuo officers Of this dis.
t1ict lsofofo ho left home ho filed ilinsclf full
Of wrath ngniut tho Times, and against that
wcl1- but mihinforned Reporter OF that
more OF less Encndacio,le nhecs. For tear ho
might forgot 1t, Mr. Wcihar tod plece OF rod
ribbon rouud tho little lnger Of his right hand.
It NM tied tight, because tho natural lucllus'
nation Of a etring under auch circumstances to
| Blp might e1elc.su al1nilAr e1oct on h'a ueia-
1Ir. Wsiser transacted his business With the
Government officials, anl tho rod lihbon did not
sp rrom that chubby little finger. On the con.
trtry, that useful Appcudsea 10 The human lsi'd
hn,! sso!lon lu consequence Q! partial sap.
PRESTON Vt tho circulation, resulting. from the
pressure applied by tilo rod ribbon. 10
.tul mt f.Igns tho Tuses. NOT tha ecoie
! !,n hat to settle viii the Euileless young man
| who daily nskon hin walk Of lifo aionK that mat
| tuE-soyercl cu47i.lor which separates tho taIe"
tu,l Ut Gen, Mob,tc1 ftum tho arthtocrAsic
| Lol!tulr Of 1iatslal Campbell
| Mf, Wcs.r, tue rural DcpntY.Coi!ector ot
Internal Revenue, never hay1ug visited tht
ru:uss' gallery, nas Obliged to mako inquiry ~
to tho personnel OF tho Innocent Young
mau Ut tho Iiu.ss. lIo felt Boue-
what lsyusted on learning that he WIS tr'p!e1s,,
and that tho trio porc no resemblance 10 caen
otl.cf, lie MAS informed ~ 10 tho sacls' ap-
raarance and physical proportions Ut the pencll'
pljpra. Turntug tllcn, over iu hls mlnd sua 10.
,eat.ug them iu voice audible 70 ntnhe.a. snn ~
tue boy tcnt ty hts nlothcE 70 tug s.oso ~!
Hnoap, SUGAR aud starch" he Nslt1oa UP saa
dow, the corr.uor. booking after sho object oz
| objects Ut his search, he boon est''eo
| MI, rHANK hkviSS.
of tho Times and. mildly informing ii!nl tnat R "
wnutou to sce him on important easlheast TOO
him ono el4!c, when tbs overture opoheo u
aboot the following score: 81.
"yes, sir; .ns AZ, o.s q ,Hs ins H. Rock 1.1,,a"
~ IN rIsd to 500 you Mr.. Weser, and hos
oro t,',.rs Il, iiock iatandf +" said tie reporter
nuic.ly Offending his dexter lnnch-Erauber.
Tng. .ts vs6y xs w.tr u oeS ts,a1
| eataudcd hand.
"WAat eau do for your" complacently In
qulrca tie reporter,
lid you write that articlo shout me- fc'
days Axo, charging 1uo with a.tsug III swlndlsn
tho Goyern.nentf"
'Wnll, what OF It 7" :.
"Its Al outrageous lie, built up Of rhol
cloth, without the shadow Of the ghost OF th
spectre Of the ttush."
II am sot1Y ia hear it,"
~ uan's m spology, and want It right nor
out night hars.S proudly and raErely s}>Rted "