The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1876-03-22
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A legislature is u place where
ihombers have good deal to say
and got Sood price for saying it.

o'"'''lo 10 u l'luco "ncf'
mombcrs have good deal to 81,
and got Good price for saying it.
Tho lady who was. chided 70
jumping ovcr fence, wanted t,
know if this wasn't leap year.
The keeper Of tho Confederate
cemetery at Raleigh, N. c., is a
disabled Union soldior..
Gqvernot Chamberlain has accent
CT an invitation to address the liter
ary societies of Ncwbcrry College
Walhalla, i'll Juno noxt.
Somebody nominatcs Babcocl 70,
president, as hos tho only rcpubli
can that's brcn acquitted by d
jury.
No important changes in postal
rates are likely to be made this
session. and tho tariff on flewsDa-
ncrS Will not DO disturbed at I'LL.
Ih@t IL tho impression i'll Washing
ton.
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There arc editors III PHILADELPHIA
who will let boy climb tivo puirs of
stairs with peek of apples and
cooliy reply, "No, sonny apples arc
not healthy -. ~
"H"w are you pleased ,,vith tho
beauty Of Frrnch ladies' :" uykod Il
numhrrof highly rolirllad Partisan
rn4urtt1s of IN English gentleman.
II m no jn'lgr of paintings" was the
reply.
More money is spent in the United
States in the liquor shops than in
tho meat shops which is very bad
housekeeping. = >'.,
'Aiy client aunt no more guilty Of
StrallnS that hog than n frog uint
got no tail, was young Kentucky
lawyers address toa Warren county
jury.
3hCro wa" never Il man more com.
p!dtrlv sold tInn the one who stole
tho travelling Tag of II drummer for
boot and shoe firm ffc got boots
and shoes in plenty, hut not pair.
A story is told OF IL venerable no
gro i'll Iowa who WAS on trial for
an'citenco against the state When
inc case was announced" in court,
"Ihc State OF Iowa vcrs,ts Sampson
Caesar" the aged African exclaimed:
.'Wlat dc whole STATIC of Iowa agin
dls chilc Den l surrcndcrs."
Walnut logs nrc in such demand
that man who }ccently purchased
a fnrm Of $50 ncrcs near New ALBANY,
Ind, for $4,000, received an oilcr
OF $4,000 for 120 large walnut trees
growing on the place ,Ihryc nro
also on the farm over 400 poplars,
worth from $40 TO $50 per tree.
i" Hon. II. II. II Hlntor, the Treas
urcr of the Ice Monument Fund in
Rirhnonh, Virginia, has received u
letter signed by five littlo girls of
that city, which rra,I3 thus: I'VE
send you twenty. one five cent pieces
for tho Tee Monument. NC had
tablcnuX last night for this purpose
but soHic slipped i'll without puying."
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A ']'rrnchnnn who had not
thoroughly mastered Tho English
tonGiic, sent tho following cxcuad
for his hoy's nhsoncoi from school:
81 testimony myself ;han my boy
could go tro to ihc school, yes now
because h" h@A has bad cut on tho
khecs, and he is not cure yct
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An editor gives tho following pic
t"rc of the local editor, for tho
benefit of young persons aspiring
to that poaition': 'Ifcrc is the
face OF the reporter. See how Jolly
nc looks ; he has just heard that II
man has c,lt his own throat, and be is
going for the item. Should YOU like
to be reporter and get licked on
dark nights, and sec dead persons,
and climb up four pairs Of stairs ?"
kIT CAEsohs GRAvE.-The Rocky
Mountain Ucraitk, in IN article upon
Eit Carson, says his "body now ll6e
chuckcd away in n coyote patch,
under tho shade Of n couple q cot
ton woods, on tho Arltansas, '(South
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