The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1876-03-30
PENNS VI VANLA DEITSH
BREEF FUN SAMMY SCHNITzLER.
DUNNERsBARRIcK, Martz der 25,' ,'76.


English. Ich glawb net os ich all my
dawg un deslavas yeamohls aney g'lasa
hobin Fronsasish De os ich now shreib
du ich uf Deitsh, so os oily lett S aw lasa
un tershtae kenna. Der subject fun essay
is wennich coryose-a dale lett denka
ferleIcht ich set ebbas bessers selecta,
aver wann Sc amohl der point der'l
sana.de grose political signifcation os es
afford, don bin ich good derfue os N yea
der os's lase d mer, aw recht gebt.
Well, now, wass is der subject; Ri
nix os Dreck
Un wass is dreck Selly question wella
mer now amohl considera. Wann klae
maidlY odder N buwelly about dri dawg
molossiCh brod esst un grickt 81 g'siCht
net gweshe, und de hend aw net, DOM
sawgt mer sell kind is dreckich. Aver
is es wohr os es drekich is? Der Mol
ossich is kea dreck, aver n seeses shtuft
os good is for leb-kuCh NIT bocko, un aw
for s uf brod shmeera un s essa, Sht@
coala shtawb is aw kea dreCk, aver yusht
shtaWb. Now wann klaner bu 81 g'sicht
fershmeert grckt NIT molossich, un dino
wennich shta coala shtawb uvva dino
shteckt de compound so fesht os mer 8
net OBJ weshe con except mer used warmy
safe bree Of course, n miXter fun Coola
stawb un Molassich uf m klana maidly
sina bocka moucht s gooka os wann g
g'siCht dreCkiCh w9r, un de lett behawpta
aw IS waer dreCk, aver sell is net wohr-'s
is kea dreck, ynsht Coola stawb un Mol
as-ich. Wann der shwarza shtawb in
uffa wGr done date nemond drau denke
os es dreCk is, un so aw nit IN Molossich,
wann s i'm Molossich kessel waer don
war s ON rechta plotz. Aver i'm Maidly
81 g'siCht is es net ON rechta plotz.
Suppose N mon dut ON Sundag morga
81 neie kalbs.l ledderny shtiffle shoe blaCka
so os Sc klitzera, un wann ar uf IN w@g
is fir in de kaerrich dut ar in dreCk-
loch nj doppo, dino sawga de lett, cook
yusht amohl wass seller mon so weeshty
dreckiche shtifle aw hut, un s wunnert
mich os ar sich net shemt so doh in de
kaerrich nj kumma. Now we is es-sin
selly shtif'le really dreckich? ICh sawg
nay, s is net dreck, aver yusht wenniCh
ard uf de shtitfle. Ard is Ard, un IS is n
mistake wann mer Contenda os ard od-
der grund dreck is. Wann s net for der
grund wer we wetta mer don krumbeera
un welshkorn un bona un tzwivella raj
sa? Of course, N coat nosser grund ufa
pawr nei g'blackdY shtiftla maucht de
shtiffla wennich coryose gooka, aver
for all sell is es eva doCh kea Greck-
yusht grund.
So kent mer noch feelerlea illustrations
gevva for preofa os lett ais mistaken sin
wann Sc sawge des odder sell is dreckich.
De fact is, wann mer| |alles reCht close con-
sidered don mus mer tzu der conclusion
kumma os es gor kea dreck hut in der
welt. Even de contents fun misht howfa
is kea dreck, aver misht, os ON rechta
plotz is uf m misht howfa oder i'm field
odder i'm gorda; aver wenn mer n load
misht in parlor ouslara d@t, uf IN nj
Shtore Carpet; d'no w@r s of Course not
i'm rechta plotz um de wo net besser wis
sa data sawgo seller parlor w@r dreckich.
Yusht so NIT m molossich un Coale
shtowb i'm klana kint 81 g'sicht g'shmeert
IS is net dreck aver molossich un Coala
shtawb i'm letze plotz. I'm so is es nit
ollem os de lett dreckich hasa-nix os
shtuft i'm letzen platz, un wann olles
shtuft i'm rechta plotz ware don date mer
ne.nix hara fun dreck-'s wardt dreck
hat d mo N permanenter tire-owet.
I'm dreCk uf butza is nix onnersht os
shtuft Gus m letza plotz moofa un s in
der rechta plotZ du, um dino is es kea
dreck mae. Dawrum con gooty house
fraw net besser du os olles i'm reChta plOtz
halta, for wann Sc sell dut don gebt S aw
kea dreck i'm house, un kea dreckiChe
kinners gsichter.
Now dinkt s mich aw heitich dawgs
wers feel truvvel g'shpawrt wan mer n
gooter political platform shriwa wet for
yusht in wennich wardta de idea fun
Dreck expressa-in favor for all s polite
al shtuft i'm rechta pIotz halta, un wann
ebbas GUS 81 plotz kummt os mer grawd
dertzu tenda dut. Suppose ich geb der
now amohl so IN mprehensitfer platform
yusht for S illustrate we iCh S name
where as IS howpt political shtuft is net
exactly i'm reChta plotz, um feel lett sus-
pecta os de gons sierei orriCh dreckiCh
olleweil. dawmm is es now.
Resolved, os mer in favor sin for s
shtuft all in der recht plotz du, um nix
GUS m rechta r Ot7.
Resolved os wann mer sell dun don
sin mer all right
Now dar platform is errich kortz-'s sin
wer mich wardta, aver de wardta hen a |
deefymanung. Luss uns now sane we's |
operata date wan mer 81 N platform Gus |
carrya data:
"All s political shtuft." wass named |
sell? Ei s named all de Office holders,
fun President au nuner tzum Dunner-
sbaricker kunshdaweller Els manet der
4 Orxv,llo CT hrt,Iar InV |
Babcock un Belnap; der Joyce un shep-
perd un Kemble un about 5000 onnery
grossy un klaney deeb os alleweil i'm
letza plotz sin-in office un net in der
Penitentiarv.
AIN der recht plotz du." Was named
sell? Eli s named os mer Sc GUS I'm weag
de offices nous un in de Peni-
tentiary nj. we'll de Penitentiary gebaut
worra fir de special accommodation fun
dem very crowd
"Un nix Gus IN rechta plotz." wass
named sell2 FL s same ding-deeb in de
Penitentiary un net in de grossy Offices
Aver aleweil is IS shtuft net in rechta
plotz we'll de head deeb in de gr@shty
I'm beshty offices sin un gor net in der
So Dol os mer sell DUN
de Penitentary usa nit yusht for de kla-
nev deeb, aver aw for de grossy. dino is
allies recht in politics, for d'no, according
.zu der same rule kumma amohl ehrliche
lett in de grossy offices-leit os net allies
'htale aver yusht ere duty dun un donk-
Dor un g'satisfed sin for s tzu du ON re-
yular un faira lohn.
Ich vase net wass onner lett denka,
lwer ich con on nix sunsht denka ale
veil os N raley froke is fore IN folk i'm
,rossa centenniel yohr 1876,
Ich lase de tzeitung ufd tzwe sida, un
ch con gor nix finna os mer gookt we n
Inference tzwisha de demol rawte un de
os der anesich, simple ques-
ion fun Dreck. An yader mon. yady
raw un yader shool-bu os sofeel fer
htond hut os n common shofe hommel !