Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1876-11-01
MISCELIANY.
NASBYS LAST APPEAL,
He Yells to the Democrats ez
One in Agony-One Long,
Agonizin, Lingrin Yell.

Nasty publishes in the Toledo
Blade his last appeal to the democrats.
He is undoubtedly preparing himself
for "wale ?"
Dimecrats, ! make one, last APP
peal to yoo-onc long, agonizin, linz
grin appeal. yell to 700 ez one in
agony-ez one burdcncd by a great
dread, and oppressed by great fear.
We must carry this elccshun. Their
amt any ifs nor ands about tive
MUST. Bookannon wuz the last DIM
ecratic President, that is in the North,
and when he went out every Dime
crat in the country retired to private
life, so far ez the federal offises wuz
concerned. Troo, we he'd Dime
cratic administration in the South
doorin the yeers from 1861 to 1865,
the ofiises NV witch wuz filled by Dim
ecrats, but ez they wuz paid off in
Confederate scrip, it didn't do en-
much good. They he'd the homer. but
wat is homer? Will homer buy sox ?
Will it pay Bascom?
Think, fellow Dimccrats, NV wat
we have gone through! Linkin four
years and Grant eight! Eight and
four arc twelve, and that twelve wood
hev bin sixteen he'd not Providence
taken pity onto us, removed the goril-
Ter Linkin and give lis A. johnson
for four yecrs. But doorin Johnson's
time we wur only parshally blest. lie
wusn't elected by us, and 1t took him
neerly half his term to git down to
us, and then we he'd to compete with
a lot NV renegade Republicans witch
follered him.
Most nv us witch went out NV offs
wen Bookannon retired hev crowd
old, and are hangin on the verge NV
eternity. Whisky and time hez dun
its perfeck work on me, and eff am
ever to hcv an offs it can't be DELAYED
much longer. When hcv past thro'
the silent tomb and am an angel with
wings, commisshun ez postmaster
Wont do me eny good. Wher shall
go thcr will be no ticker. I want ii
nav, while ] am within reach NV Bas-
CONS and kin make the emoluments
NV some yoose. And CT l am, so is
all my friends. What we want we
want now, and must hev.
A comishn that shood come to me
after | am dcd and hev lost the power
to absorb wood be holler mockery.
In view NV our wants and necessi.
ties, implore You, fellow Dimecrats
to rally.
Rally agin hard money in the West
Rally agin soft money in the East
Rally agin the ofishils NV a corrupt
Administrator.
Rally agin the military power
which prevents us from KILN niggers
just cz we pleese.
Rally agin the continuashen NV mig.
ger soopremacy in the South.
Rally agin niger suffrage in the
North.
Rally agin destroyin Radicals who
hev ben in power till they are cz fat
ez we are lean.
Rally agin the niggers in a mass in
the South.
Rally agin the individglc niggers
in the North.
Rally agin the very idee of niggcrs
in localities where Their amt none.
Rally agin niger men witch may be
fathers NV more niggers.
Rally agin niger wimmin wicl
may be mothers NV more niggers.
Rally agin niger children wicl
will make us shuddcr when they grow
up.
Rally agin niger in the concrete.
Rally agin niger in the abstract.
Rally for vict'ry and post offises.
One more push and vict'ry is ours
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
Reformer.
+. ST. forgot to say that we might
CT well rally for reform.