The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1876-03-23


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meni up 70 Bis neck. Subsequently,
after a. Interview with bic parents, be
m9aasd q himself IN the woodsbed
iAai lesiber bad fallen
Ata collection made a. charity
iait lady offered tho plate 70 rich
man who vas well known for his stin.
giacss have nothing. was the curt
reply The take something. sir. said
The lady you know ar begging for
the poor
Mrs. John Smiths baby was born
90 the 2alh oil. and Mr. John Smith
wants 10 kugw gb what day his baby
will Ne year old This question
must % considered by our American
philosophers separately from that on
Toe rhyme ior Conkling.
4 snnday.schooI speaker the other
evening used the word abridgement
bul Immediately pulled up aud remark.
81 that a. some Of the younger schol-
ars might not know it's meaning, be
would Say that il was synonym Of
epiiomc The members Of the infant
class were affected 10 tears
~ North Carolina negro thought
be could outrun locomotive the other
day on tie Air Line road, and when
be picked himself up, after being
thrown twenty feet and landing on bic
head, he said Yer don't ketch dis
yer chile dom dat agin. It's right
smart wonder / didn't tear desc
bdtehes clean Oh.
frank Beard, the artist, while at
dinner recently, was told Of a man
10 Nassau Street with three hands. -
How is that asked Beard. He's got
a little behind hand. was the reply.
You are more extraordinary man.
was the reply, for you have two heads
you have head OF your own, and
you've got head Of me.
Three Elmira girls Of the Metho.
dist persuasion, having met together,
concluded 70 pray for the welfare Of
their loyaA but the first one had not
got very faT along in @r petition when
Il was discovered that they were all
engaged TO the same man. The relig'
ious exercises were at once terminal
Cd.
The divine wrath OF Dido, snubbed
by pious Eneas, wasn't circumstance
to that Of German saloon keeper :
wife, in Elizabeth, N. j., the other
day, when she got note from hel
husband, stating that having drawn
twenty-five hundred dollar lottery
prize he had concluded 70 start fol
Europe.
III your next door neighbor has 1
little patch Of ground which he intends
converting into garden this spring
Il Is your duty as free.born American
citizen. 10 purchase ten or a dozeI
chickens. and let them run at larg,
after he gets all his seeds in. Nothing
lends so much excitement and health
fal exercise and earnest profanity to
garden making as driving out you
neighbours chickens.
An Irishman was brought beior,
justice Of the peace on charge Q
vagrancy, and was thus questioned =
What trade are you! Sure, now, you
honor, an I'm a sailor. You a seafal
ing mani | question whether 20,
have ever been 10 sea 10 your life. -
shure, now, an does your honor thin
/ come over from Ireland Ia wagin
"A boy 10 New Orleans, arraigne,
for stealing apples, pleaded that hi
father was paralytie and his mother
lunatic, while he was hungry and ha
no tic at all Overruled.
Bank cateohism Papa, what's
safe 4 safe, my child, 10 chart
able institution in which benevoleI
old people and orphans lay up the
money, for the use Of sickly burglar
in paying hotel bills at Saratoga :
What's eAshiery A csshicr, m,
child, il a signbord established b
amiable bank directors 10 point out til
way into the safe
We lately met an old negro trudI
ing along with heavy side Of baco