The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1876-09-14
CURRENCY.

man whose dog was killed, there
fore, proceeded to whip. the man
who killed the dog of the man he
was son Of The man who was son
of the man whose dog was killed
was arrested by the man who was
assaulted by the son of tie man
whose dog the man had assaulted
and killed. The man who was ar
rested by the man who killed the
dog of the man wh1m the man
arrested was son OF, for assaal1ing
the man who killed the dog, finally
settled the case up with the son of
the man who owned the dog, for as
saulting the man who killed the
dog OF the mans father who had
been arrested. Aud still we are not
happy"
The Boston Courier prints the
following "boy's composition :"
"Hens is curious animals. They
don't have no nose, nor no teeth,
nor no ears. They swaller their
wittles whole and ehaw it up in
their crops inside OF 'em. The
outside of hens is generally put in
ter pillars and made inter feather
busters. The inside of hen is
sometimes filled up with marbles
and shirt buttons and sieh. A hen
is very much smaller than a good
many other animals, but they'll dig
up more tomato plants than any
thing that amt hen. Hens is use
ful to lay eggs for plum pudding.
Bet yer life l like plum pudding.
Skinny Bates cat so much plum pud-
ding once that it set inter the collery.
Hens has got wings and can fly
when they are scarf. 1 eat my un
Gle Williams hens neck of with
hatchot and it scarf her to death.
Hens sometimes makes fine spring
chickens.
We know a man in this city who
can infliet more misery upon his
neighbors than any other intolerable
whistler. We can stand fife, be-
cause the drum with its 'fang-
fang" serves to drown its screams.
But to listen to poor air badly
murdered by a poorer puekerer, we
,.-of,, Joofh =, e,r., o,aso- sF not
quicker way. And when obliged TO
listen to one of these bores we Of
ten think Of the Frenchman who
i, being thus annoyed, said to the
puckerer: "Mine frier', vat for you
I, all de times vissel2 Yous loss your
: dog, ehT'-BuiIetin.
Mr.. Butler was tavern keeper,
stage driver, constable, and facto-
tum of the town. There was no
appeal from his judgement in horse
flesh. A dealer wanted to sell the
. Rev. Mr.. Mcclure a horse. The
: dealer, the minister, and the horse
. walked over to get Mr. Butler s
n opinion OF the trade. Looking at
the horse, the tavern-keeper asked,
a "What is the matter with his
kneesT' "Oh! nothing" said the
+ jockey, '-he scraped himself getting
q up" "Well .parson." said Butler,
q addressing Mr.. Mcclure, "1'n tell
: you what it is: barked knees may
be a pretty good sign for a minis
+ ter, but is a plaguey poor sign for
|, hoss."
n None but a wicked paper like the
= Kansas City Mo. Times could say
: There was no preaching in this
Il town last Sunday, and al in eonse-
i quence of practical joke perpetra-
ted by lively young girl. The
D. young girl, inspired by the world
n the flesh and little devil mixed
N sat down late on Saturday evening
10 and sent n note to each Of the pas
,e tors. The missives we're on tint
" ed paper, and written nicely
Iv They each contained these words
n 'All is discovered-fy.' Nine Of the
" preachers fed to st. Louis, an,
Is three went west. There is a sensa
as tion in town larger than mans
:, hand"
In "Pa, are you in favor Of the Bi
~ BILE in public sehoolsY" asked
er West Side youngster at the break
ID fast table, the other morning. "Why
ne OF course I am" responded the IA
ther, pleased that such an importan
ne subject should engage the attention
or of his youthful offspring. "Wha
od makes you ask such a question, m.
is sonT' o. nothing" rejoined tn
II. young hopeful; @oniy / though
.e- maybe You wasn't, as you never reat
m one at home"
SO A little boy pranced up 70 hi
of mother one day and said" Ms
is haven't been real good since Pv
On begun goin' to Sunday sehoolY
IA ''Yes, my lamb" answered the ma
in ternal, fondly. "And you trust m
, n now, don't you, MAJ Eyes, dsi
h. ling" she replied again. "Then,
"a spoke up the little innocent, "whs
-as makes you keep the cookies lockeI
,n up in the pantry the same as cveri
1n. A poor curate sent his servant
he a chandler's shop, kept by one Pas
$. for Bacon and eggs foF bis Sunda
ars dinner, on credit. This being refui
on- ed, the damsei as she had nothing
on cook, thought she might as well g
to church and entered as her maste
IN in the midst Of his discourse, refe
itb ring to thc Apostles, repeate,
ssSYhas SAYS PaulTi The good ",