Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1876-05-05
SENSE AND N6SsENsE.

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CArrAubunitN1e5 mad, opyJpenius
barrel supposodf to be full Of flour, this
other day, found that The rats had made
away with il allf,iisg -Tp on
THE time Is coming when II will becon.
sidered deliberate suicide fora Massachu-
sets man to settle Within days Journey
of mill reservoir. .ty I.ti.fr
THE telegraph reports the robbery of an
express company at Akron. 'Pshawl that's
getting TO be Akron-ic oflense out West
~. Y. Commercial AdUe1ftser o.,
Z THE Norwich bulletin advises men not
TO set out Centennial trees this year, bul
TO Plant lamp-posts, because they arc
more distinct atnight and easier TO hang
TO. =. ~ w Z lh- ~4J y AN, ttsaI
"BtsHof HAvEN's mother cooked a tur.
key on her eighty eighth birthday" says
o fugitive fnaragrsph, There appears
nothing strange in this, unless il may be
the age of the turkey. With reference tC
that you will notice there is an ominous
silence. '.'o'. -.p iHn qA7'n
SAYS the London Times. "The Difficult
ties which the Atlantic steam shipping
| companies have 10 encounter in the pres
ent depressed state of international trade
may be judged of from the fact that th'
Atlantic steamers are stated TO be losin(
equal to $4,000 a voyage"
"ELtzA," said aclergyman to one O
his parishioners, whom he say with hel
hair n.curling-paDers, - If Cod had de
signed your hair to curl He would havt
curled it for you" g lie did, sirswhen
was child,p was the reply; "but HI
| thinks now1 am old enough to do it my
self"
THE Kosciusko Miss Stra mention.
the arrest Of Thomas Wilkinson, on thu
/ charge of having swapped wives some
| years ago with one Harris, a resident O
Montgomery County, The trade.met thI
entire appreciation of both women, anC
| Wilkinson swears that he will die in iai
before hewill swap back. ia
/ A GUSHING and enthusiastic writer saw
the Polish ladies have a certain "haunt
/ ing loveliness'' about them. The onlI
time when man really appreciates wha
haunting lovcliness'' means is when he
sneaks in by the back way at one n. m,
and finds his wife waiting for him with g
rolling-pi at the head of the kitcher
stairway.-St. Louis Republican.
A NASHVILLE mule kicked at boy anC
i hAAooNu llllll1 q willy u1Os Glpln tlldl uOul
that mule was a changed being. He
never smiledagain; The light of happines.
forsooll his eve, and the glow of healtl
! faded from his cheeks. Oats lost theil
appeizing charm, and hay failed to allure
him. Day by day lie slowly wasted away
and at last sunk into premature grave
brought thilher by a broken heart and the
humiliaiing reflection that he could nevel
again look d decent mule in the face.
THERE is an Indian woman at For
Dakota who understands woman's right.
4 aB well as any of her white sisters She
set UP a trading post in opposition 10 the
regular appoint2a. Orders from Wash
ington to stop her were unayailing.,i Sht
could not speak English, but her daughter
i said she had been to Washington to SCI
the Great Father, and had seen a good
many white squaws selling goods to tht
white people in the cities, and she refused
10 admit that White women had any moro
rights than she. They tried to stop her
but she became +" hostile" and they haC
TO let her alone. The old squaw has i
her own way, and trades chehumpa and
coffee for beaver pelts and painted buffalo
robes.
A WOMAN on South Sargamon stree
lay dying yesterday as the long shadows
of evening drew on. Summoping hel
! husband to her bedside she, with pain
full effort, gathered breath to gasp in his
ear: William-I have-livcd-with-
you here her voice
grew husky d-when-I-am-gone
O,-remember-reme emember-that-if yOr
-have-the Smiths-Come to-the--tht
fun eral-you must put the-(here sht
paused a moment, but rallying with {
flash of old-time vigor concluded biz
green-arm- chair out of-the light-be
cause-there'S a-tgrease-spOt-on the
seat" Her husband nodded to signify
his intelligence ofand acquiescence in he
dying wishes, and with happy smile ir
rsdiating her pale countenance she fel
back upon the pillow and went to be al
4 Chicago Tribune.
A CORRESPONDENT of the New Havel
Comm Register writes: THAT myste
rious relation which is said to exist be
tween an amputated limb and its paren
body receives fresh illustration in th,
case of young Palmer, who suffered th,
loss of leg recently, and of which men
ton was made by our correspondent
After the operation, the removed membe
was deposited in box and buried by di
rection of the iamily. The patient com
plained severely of pain, ard a sense @
cramping in the lost foot, and suffered s.
acutely that at the suggestion of-sone on
the package was taken up and examined
1t was found on opening that the box wa
too short for the limb, and that the foo
and toes had been twisted into a strained
and unnatural position; a larger case wa
prepared and the member placed in j
in an easy position and reburied, sine
which time the patient has rested quiet
and no complaint has been made. a..
A NOVEL BET.-A wealthy bachelor
who breakfasts every morning in one O
the most fashionable restaurants of tn
Boulevard de9 Italiens in Paris, is, o
rather was, very attentiyely served by
waiter whose palm he generally crossed
and never with the viler metal. OF cours
the wealthy bachelor always had the sam
seat, a seat by window looking on Tia
ever animated boulevard, hot plates
dishes served promptly, but not too fast
in fine, Benedict had an excellent servant
But, during the last week, Benedict ha
been unable 10 get this excellent servant
another servant hangs around him, AM
tries his best to supply all his wants still
the new face is not the old face, and wha
annoys Benedict most is, that he occa
sionally catches glimpses of his old sery
ant, who gives him most sorrowfu
glances. Benedict has examined tn
matter, and has discovered that his oil
servant is addicted to gambling. On
evening, having lost all his money, HI
staked his best customer-Benedict-
lost him.
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