The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1876-09-01
THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. Y, NO. 35
COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, Vol. XLI, NO. 70

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VI 'o'"'' 'ney u" mean
", they don't don't they" replied Mrs.
Hayes, with, as the reporter inferred, sar-
castle SMILE i suppose Mr.. Hayes this
doesn't mean anything either, where you
come out Tor single Presidential term "
suppose, Mr. hayes, you didn't mean any
th'ng when you told MIR. Cromble to try
ana Hhu good tenant 1or the house for
| elght years from next Marca! ! suppose
|
three tunes Tor governor and twice for Con-
gress
| but, Liobie, my darling,' said Ohio's IA
| vorlte son, you know as well is do that it
was liked month ago that was to retire
and cast the whole weight OF the admins
tratlon influence for
| ! know 1t; but didn't you tell me that
before 1850 you'd put up ajob on him so
that his name would never go before the
convention, and that 10000 federal office
holders were big thing to buck against"
Dear, dear; how little women know
about polticsT said the great war congress-
man; but, my dear, Sam Bard should not
have not been quite so unanimous in inser-
ting ms one term views. told them be-
forehHnd, Write what you please and sign
my name to it, but don't say anything de-
| cided'
There was silence for some time and Mrs.
Hayes remarked:
'Rutherford Birchard Hayes, didn't you say
last year that this school question was all
poppycock and that the general government
had about as much business to pass an
amendment about the school fund as it had
to declare that you shouldn't eat beans on
Monday. And look at what you say here.
Madam, was the reply of the governor,
ina tore full of suppressed passion, you
will not understand me. am just as re-
| 9ponsible for that d--d letter (hear Mrs.
Hayes put her tiny, snowy, perfectly moul.
ueu hhgerS 10 her sneii'hke, pihk-uPPeu
ears, orhamehted WIN simple out priceless
so'l''are diamond earrings as l am ior the
| .e" commandments d'oh write line OF
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puo.'c oileers VINO oe'ray Puohc trusts ) or
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| i'u'0 ''' A"N 0s'''i oo piuoen'. ~ WIN
p1 oe''u'e you "ie 'ne "i'e oi rfesioeht
h"yos'
| Mrs hayes arose to her full queen!y
neight ana replied with clear, metallic
voice, like the tinkling ofa bell In frosty
weather;
| And if ever you get into the White House
it'll only be because you are the husband OF
Mrs Hayes. Can't attack your record? Oi
course not BARRIERS signs never cause church
scandals or commit murder. Correspon-
dents come here IN shoals and go away ano
write up my back hair and boots Ruther-
ford b. Hayes, H. you love me, say so, but
don't step on my toeF
Inc mar OF your correspondent rose on
emu IN horror' Inc space under round
breakfast table set Tor two Is somewhat cir
cumscrioed, aud In shifting my position
had inadvertently trodden on the tiny but
exqulslteiy shaped foot OF Mrs. Hayes
wheeled round suddenly but noiselessly and
horror OF horror barked the shins of Ohio's
'aVorlte son
i aunt slep near your toes, he remarked
ana II l haa that's no reason tor you kick
ing bloody chasm IN my leg
MRS Hayes lifted the table cloth, and fell
o"ck IN II Swoon that added new charm to
her expressive countenance' The Governor
hauled me out by the collar
| VINO are you
"A reporter
Dlu you near what sald|