, 1876-07-23

your correspondent. While the ulord OF crea
tion gasps and swelters in the heat and dust
with every garment slnckeued up, with coo
diluted lemonade slowed away in his paunc
and quart OF Ice cream On top. his misery
intensely aggravated by seeing these airy, ethe
real beauties sail sercnely BY, looking frigd d
an iceberg. We have been having, it almost
100 degrees In the shade for several days in sue
cessioil, and life has been aWeary burden. Bu
the week closes with a cool lake breeze tia
makes the nights delicious and the sunligh
| glorious. Showers have fallen ut Intervals
purifying the atmosphere and washing the dus
from the leaves and grass, and sturdy Gran
gers :" live ia hopes Of rich fruition Of the sum
mer's toll.
That old Greek t'roostcr," Diogenes I'M
doubtedly thought that he was intoxicating. 6
moral lesson among his neighbors when ht
grabbed his tallow-dip and mcandercd forth, II
daylight, in quest Of an honest man, But We
hare sclf-appointed censor in our pcaccable
CITY whose zeal discounts that Of his ilustrious
prototype in a marked degree. The "dntier II
Of whom write cannot wait until daylight to
begin his search, neither is it honest nlcn for
lantern, or fearing that its glare would reflect
on his own bulky carcass as being the chief OBJ
jcyt Of his inquiry he trusts to the infalllbility
Of lis %cold and glittcring eye" aided by the
blink Of the starlight, to detect his victims. lie
even ignores the attractions OF Bencdick's S
couch that he may not miss chance to pounce
upon eril-docrs. in connection with his other
questionable traits, he is endowed with all the
characteristics native to old women: In his
| elammy carcass the "milk Of human kindness "
has long since curdletl, and the stmulant that
makes lis life cndurable to himself is noisoEc
scandal. II none is on the market, lie soon
! manufactures dose and scattcrs it broadcast.
| Recently this social ghoul retailel horrible
story Of crime against one Of our most esteemed
citizens, helpless, pcareable old mAu, whUse
head will soon be under the sod, and whose
fzfaInly would Ee hopeessly crushed with shame
should the terrible tale reach their ears. The
last libel alluded to, however, will soon be aired
! in court Of law.
| ORPHAN ASYLUM.
The managers Of the Taylor Orphan Asylum
| have very properly set apart one day Of each
| year to be celebrated i'll mcmoriam of the noble
| founders. Last Monday evening being the
anniversary, Us it were, number OF friends
| from the city drove out to witncss al entertain
| ment specially devoted to the recreation and
| amusc1nen. Vi the lonely little waits within the
| walls. TIC evening was rarely enjoyed BY oil
present, and will bc looked forward to anxiously
| hereafter BY the orphans.
| OUT OF THEIR ELEMENT.
One Of our leading families determined to in
| dulge in a new-langlcd patent, called Il p" sunl-
| mer store,'' which they had heard very highly
recommended, so they sent to the manufacturer
and ordered one. Theconsignment opportunelY
came when the head of the family was at home,
! and us he had to return again On Monday morn
r11 }+0pfs fha f.on- if.h1ff1tr
,ti;sad i,1, o1,sst ,.n9 hraroIr ~ 4arl- - s"t
M H. =, ,2T.r ~ otot +brcTvh with IN teet ~
nnrp cp' zach nno nrcs,nt seler.ed - fru~mcnt onI
comn,r,,rcd cra' si.fin@ Joints In half IN hour =
consultation WIS held. The elegant parlors
looked like hardware store struck by lightning,
od o.G ee,o "i.n arsrnI nrr f,a;' ~
feat. The ''hope Of the housc'' went to bed
| with his hands torn and bleeding, and lis face
swollen. The lady guest lay down gu rug. ex
a.1sa H. .e. .,o, n 3o ra;o ;,'a,r;,'s1 ~
ssosc ~ co1h u ne "ear I'd H., u1s
:'.d ;nto ~ tha ,:a'i wv Gav ra,.;r -
rl,a no+ant f.Il INTO thc hands ~ thr martyrs
With il1,,stratod the f,rt thnt tnar had h..er
trr;ne to erert The ,irenia,e over the orcn. and
using the legs for crate.
THnrE Rni,Iysoy cnusors.
The three yo11ng rcntlen1en who went rusti-
catinu to Rr1wn,s T3};n twc wccl,s orn n,rrn,rlv
esconed a horrible deotl, from starvation. On
1earno hmne thev were we'll sunnlied with
1none, and conf;nned n l,v in - stoc1- IT
nroVc!'ler sufiirient to Inst Them nntI thev
< broke comn Rnt thc sanr,,jnc vontns wcre
chuck full Of imasinatiye heroism' and deter
1,;.ad ~ m - - IL Pnh;nenn Gr;,sno Tnn,
souanaaref troir loet 1onnjv nicEpl IN non o,,1l
su,a ua,,ts 5 .ae !.,'nn3 io'.e,rp ~ pop nau
wwnel af;,or,yards nartv of frirn.,s Visited the
rSa1;tr an,l Tnun1 ~ ;nrouiIos hoiln,r~avaG
a. .t;l3 ,eas Thev cennot he h;rci now 10 ~
iaav" bme 5f Yards ,ritht " lao If bo,h.3
mntton ovcr thcir shonlirrs
tsnSrr Mopp HpnN T1rw.rrvau
Inc ~, las completed ms I'M !,
fn,,cht himself a Seymour nra-iacket. l1rs
jeaI5ed to swear in true nautical styie. md
nnrrhasc1 a sunnjv of 81 sSwe;tze~' !, and Knlnpnn
pprenaratorT p to = cr11se on Lake s,1ncrio1 Forr
two tn weeks be has been sobbing farcwclis upon
in',l rei11or.1 an1 ,vrctched md y ;s aTn"ctsa
that a cornulent cornse. wearing Il por,rI,s-' ),