The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1876-09-07
A Genuine Turkish Bath.

A Genuine Turkish Bath.
The safest plan is to go from the ba-
zaars to the baths; sometimes you are
obliged to seek relief in suds and hot
water, for the bazaars are unfortunately
over-populated and your presence there
is pretty sure to suggest emigration to
the least desirable members of the COM
munity. Goaded on by an itching de-
sire for change, l direct Ali to hasten
to the bath. Ali knows all about it,
and orders me to dismount precisely at
a door that is by no means inviting.
The donkey stands unhitched where we
leave him. He would stand till dooms-
day if Ali should forget to resume
charge Of him. We thread a black
passage that is full of dust and cobwebs,
turning suddenly into q room paved
with marble, walled with marble and
domed with white stone that might as
well have been marble also. In the
center Of the room-a large square one
-gushes q fountain. The dome is per-
forated with star-shaped windows sunk
deep in the white and semi-transparent
partitions that separate one from the
other-a kind of alabaster ~honeycomb,
with all the tints of the rainbow stream
ing through it upon the FLASHING foun-
tain below. Ali turns me over into the
hands of a half-nakcd attendant, and l
am at nee conducted up
three steps into an alcove where
several couches, standing side by side,
remind me of a hospital. On one of
these is a Turk in the final agonies of
disrobing. On the next a Greek has
passed from this sorrowful world into
a deep dream of something or other.
My third companion is apparently just
recovering from the ravages of the
bath, and is taking the nargileh in mild
doses every few moments. He seems
to be doing well, and l I'm encouraged
to proceed with my bath. Swathed in
numerous towels, shirts, pillow-cases,
etc.; poised ON wooden sandals, with
very tall legs under them, l am led
from one chamber to another, from
tepid air into an atmosphere that
sticks in my throat and weighs upon
my chest and burns me, so that l faint
and grow nervous and fall into the
arms of the attendant, who dashes cold
water in my face and smiles his soft,
persuasive sleepy oriental smile. He
rubs me down in a small marble cell
filled with a rosy light, and c%urrycombs
me with harsh bundles of date-leaf
tibres. He twists me in postures that
are as painful as they are undigni-
fed, and then leaves me to re-
cover. Enter a second slave with soap
and water. l am smothered in suds
that blind me and fill my nose and
mouth, soused from head to foot, bu-
ried an inch deep in soapy foam, and
again left to get out of it the best way
l can. Deserted in that Shiny place /
find my way to a fountain in the corner
of a room and gradually come to the
light of day once more. Then 1 am
swathed in more sheeting and given
back into the hospital ward, where the
fresh air makes mt drunk with delight.
All this time young Ali keeps his eye
on me and speaks a few words of en-,
enlargement. A slave brings delicious
sherbet chilled with snow. l know the
physical joys of the paradise these Mes
lens are waiting for; coffee soon fol
lows, a mere mouthful, but enough fol
Il sensation. From time to time, as
lie at length on this coach of ease,
drop into dreams that are somehow
never out of hearing Of the plash of tn
fountain under the dome, never out o
the sight of a window that open
upon a rose garden and admit
the breath of the fairest O
flowers. Some one wakes me to unrol
my wrappers and to roll me again il
wrappers fresh and dry. Then l fee
the stem of the nargileh creeping t,
my lips, and with monstrous signs l in
hale the fragrance of the bubbling pipe
Ali must have grown hungry at last
: for he it was who urged me to resum
; the duties of life, and with the aid @
an attendant or two l did it. The bar
5 Der brushed me, the boy Of the bat
brought me a rose that was q littl
I, overblown, and busted me vaguely, a
! II 1t were q matter Of little momen,
which II was, and I then went back int
; the world feeling lighter every way
; in heart, in head, in pocket-every sou
in that blessed bath had to have hi
separate foe and his separate frown 1
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