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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
@inmeiota.

On angs SuIi mar Der Safen pon
DULUTH am Sberiee nod nit Sis ueriperrt
unS Iette ISOLDE feI baielbf i9on wieber
ibsr Elm GuB S9nes. Sibirien bat bier:
sssen elm anssnebmes GIima, iast nit
Re9t elm @e@ielblatt.
Die bieSidbrise 6airs in Sc
Sueur So. unb in Winona So. warsn pom
beiten grioIs s~etrOnt.
,Dant Minnefota! Ou bait se.
than, mas Wiiiouri idon Dor ;ebn Sabren
setban buben tOnnte, aber gu ieiner
S9ante nidt setban bat. 0as sanss
eano idulbet 0einen Yiirsern ieinen Dant
fir Oeinen BEL Der Serfolsuns Der Sants
rduber bstunoeten Mutb, fur cine SerioI.
suns, wel6e nit Der gusrOttuns ber
idIimmItsn lie in Mmerita or9aniirteu
&duberbanbe enoete." Oas unb nod Sies
les anbsre iast Der v@lobe Democrat, t" elm
in ensIii9er Sprade eri9einenbes Ylatt in
st. 9Ouis our @nertennuns beiien, mas
Minnsipta bur3 9ertiIsuns Der MiiOus
rier ganoiten aud, ia srit redt fur Waii:
iouri setban.
Die repubIitanii6e County: @ons
usntion pom &amiep County, bat unter
anberen, fOIsenoen Bei9IuB sefaBt: elm
SaIair pon $4,000 iei seniisenb fir bic
semtsr zines GIert Of Court, &esiiter Of
Oeebs unb County gubitor.
Die GARNER pon 6aribault ersrei:
fen ernitli9e MaBreseIn sur 3eritOruns Der
Ssuidrsden. Sic beidIofen, feline Brais
~riefeusr an3usinoen bis nGdites 6ribiabr,
uno baB es elm &riminuluerbre9en iei, SOs
gel ODER wiIbes @efGisel su irsenb elmer
Sabres;eit gu t0bten. 5erner bei9loiien
1T auss Sra6lano su pfissn unb anoere
MaBreseIn gu ersreifen, UNI bic 9euidrets
teneier gu seriiOren.
au Der 5arm pom Us. Sobnion in
Maribaa So. erplobirte Der Oampiteiel
elmer Oreidmai9iae, nobel BON ben 10
grbeitern IL tbeiIs s%etObtet, tbeils uerwuns
Bet wurben. Oils llria9e bss llnsliids wirb
llberbisuns bes &eheIs anseseben, welder
mebrere bunbert SUB melt ssidIeubert
murbs. Wie iorslos man auf Dem 9anbe
nit ben &efeln pom Gampfmaidinen ums
sebt, batten mir oft @eIesenbeit senus
ieIbit gu ieben. Gum O~fteten febIt am
&sHeI Der unerbebrIi@e Dampfmefier
(steam gauge) swei prObirbdbne 1T slaes.
Bir baben iosar seieben, baB man auf
elmer Sdsemible einen 6eiiel obne Cider
beitsuentil sebrau9te, on einem anbern
Refel bate man Ben T~rasbalfen bes
Si1erbsitspentils nit einem Stid gorbs
boIS bslaitet, nm bas abblaisn bes 9ams
pies 3u u~srbinbern. Inter 100 5dQen,
weiB man in 80 ni1t, auf ME uiel Druid
Der &sfel probirt 1T u. nit ME uiel pfunb
Druid sr NIT Si9erbeit sebrau@t werbsn
fann. Tins wunbert bel Der uuwinsnbeit
b~erienisen, bic nit Oampfmai9inen unb
&eHel 5u tbun baben, ni9t, wenn nnslide
sei1eben, ionbern uns uunbert mar, taB
ni9t Ssbnmal mebr FOLDER &ataitropbsn
eintreten, wie bic Oben semelbete.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
geGeiH.

5srr Simpn S6nept Der befannts bsuti1s
Bolts Steiner unb gsrfaHer Der 8rpf6iirs has
DeutjGtbum in amsrita", sibt unter @nberem
feline grfa5runs i'm @sbrau1e BON Rebisinsu /:
Bersiis felt msbrsrsn Sabre sebrnude i6 nit
bsm btaem Grfpls in msinsr Gamilie Or. u u
suf 86nisS Samburser Grppfen
nnb 8 VI ger S%ruftbee.
grtere BADEN l6 fsts ale sin sor;iali6es Wits
tel ssssn Was.nbsitmsrbsn unb 9eberleiben,
uub lsgisrer ais Gin isbr bell iamss RittsI ssssn
G~rfaItansen srpisien.
Dr. ausuf 8Snis's Sambursr Gamilien. Wt-
ksinsn inb Saus. Miittsl, pslte in feiner SAINT.
lie ftbIsn iplttn, ba bur8 bsrsn ,tiiisen @sbrau8
Sranfbsit BON Der S&wtue fern ssbaltea wirp.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
Grkaltunaen aebeilt.

PER- u. BON goenins, psiins, Sas., fpridt G6
fSIstnsrmabsn barber aus; Or. auaai
8SnteS Samburet SruRtb.e
if bas Stfr in Der Wtlt, UNI SuIsn uns &rfSl.
tunsfn ja btilfa.
pr. lasnf 9omis's Sam6urser Sa.
mifiems 2aeoijimen, Sam6nrser Gro
pfeu, 9am6mrser 2srutt6ee, 9am-
6nrser 9rdnter- gsaaaer, iinO in js' sr
Apotbete 81 baden. Soften
1 8Ialat Sambursr Srppftn so Gents.
5 8laitsn $500
1 gadst hamburger Sruftbft 25 Gents.
5 padtte $f.00
1 yafet hamburger arautsrphafer rs Qts.
5 Yadstf $l.O0
80 feline Der MebiSinen porrdtbis, tpsr.
ben bieielben foienirsi Unit AtsnaBm'
Der 1ropfrn, wel6e per GgpreB sei9idI
,perben miiRen) p~erianbt mad allen Sbei-
en- amsrifa's unb Den 9ritii9sn Yrooin.
en-, bard
n. d Co.,
Baltimore, Md.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
2aasen-Yerf6feimnns.
(36:idbrisss 9siSen) sebeiIt.
8anias Gits. BEN 3O. Sunni

8anIas Gity, ben 80. SUM- 1876.
Git sc Sabren lsibe i& an elmer isbr tarfsn
Rassnserl6leimuns, i& babe in Deutitlanb al
Ice RSsli4s ansspanbt unb fubr aud in Nsp
gorf fort msbrsrs Asrste su &atbs gu siebsn, tOt
fsin arat fcnnts tisiss bartnddise uebsl sntfer-
men. auf sislsa 3rretcn babe i& nun felt fur
ar Belt msins 3ula&t su ben rsnpmmirtsn
bamburaer Irppfen bfs DR.. u II II 4
4snis senpmrren, urb i'd mub Sbnrn auf.
ri6tis ssftbsn, fs ssrfsblsn ni9t ibrs @irsuns
euf msinen itpa6sn aSrper.
SD bin fiber fur6 ben ~fsrusrsn @straa6 Der.
lslbrn, baB Is mid 75-jabrissn 0reis ipirpsr aui
iiinasre gsiRe ~trinesn.
SIP q 1,If 1907 Spain. Ctr
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
PITCHERS
CAsroR1A

giattsr fRsen Tuts uns itrs Sdusitnst tleitsn seunb
hurd ben @sbrau& ron 0aforia Sci @insicli, Uarmen,
5itbtrafsetiOnsn, Tunbfauit. Grcup unb glastnbtfSrsr.
ben. O. n elm turdaus rssstabli6ss grdYarat, Stns gi.
%neraiisu. Iorsbin rSr aIeptrI. 80 III 70 ~ansenstm su
netmsu ME 5snis. unb ssrurfa6t ~sser etsl as6 Baud
srimmtn.
Or. g. Dtms& ron Bsyrni, O., ttri&ttt;
SD sstraude Gafsria In menu praris nit mri.
o~mureietm Gtfels."
60 iassu ane. Die ne,atn Gmmtn in Rem Sort stbrau-
den g afsrta 3usertittt sur& bic Serrtn 5. o. 8ris
u. Co., as D1 et., Zen grrt Naafoise RON samu,
pi.&tr, W. D. @ O. 65-3f7 8 66-f3S
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
unter
2Q tf(tomeM
pom BensniGem 6rtnsen mir
fofgenoe:
Maaemreio.m ge6eirt.

Ssbn 3. &ctsnftusr, 81 paio, @oObtcrS Co.,
sue, aitt uns foIssnbsn 8triGt : Nit sol,r gu.
frisbenbeit srsrsife i'd bic 6ehsr, I'm, Sbntn fnnS
AZ tbun, tab Or. Iueuf aSnis'e Dam
burser 5rppfen meiner Grau, trel&e felt
Sabren on einsm bartnadisen Iassnleitsn lit.
re&t quite Disulte tbatsn. Wir laitn i'm .&brtf.
Betl6afttr" ron Or. ausut 8Snis's Samburser
8aHilisn. Rtbi3intn unb fSnnsn u @cttlcb
fassn, bas re uniere 5SFnuns nittju SSanssn
niattsn. ieapsrn pas fne, pofir fs aussssstsn
tpHrbfr.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24

sSn Der Chat elm ni9t gu pera6tenbes
Yotum, bas bic gntideiouns bel Der Sra.
iibsnten:8 ubI in Der Sano bate, sosnn es
ipIibarii9 gu 0erte sinse.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
Seiferkeit nno 2sruffeioem
ge6eif.

Ssrr Gbas. Gbrsnftls, Smitb's Gambling, Gler.
msnt Co., Sbic, sibi uns fir pbiee Ssbauptuns
fplaenbs 8eless ; so fnee mid psranlabt Ole
ipi6sn ~ laIen, tae i'd D.. &usuf aSnis's
6a~mburatr B%ruftbee nit Spafaneissr
3ufisesnbstt sssen Ssiisrfsit uns gsuflsibsn
askranht h1be."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24

StrPePIS uUV IltW 1ppIlptp.
Sgmptome einer franfen gcber.
S6mer5en in Der retten Seite, inter
o. balb Der Nippen, um 70 srtbsr
beim Druid; mitunter 1T Der S6mers
in Der linfen Seite; Der 8rante tam
faum auf Der linfen Seite liegsn;
otter pirp Der SGmers unter Dem
S&ulterblatt sefublt, unp psbnt iiG
bdui9 bic our S6ulterbSbe aus, unp
irirb mitunter fir 6beumatismus i'm
@rm %pertannt. Der Wasen leipet an
@ppetitlcisteit uni llebslfeit; Die Gin
sepeice fhnp alssmein Ssrltopit, manfz
nal peflelnp NIT abfiibrsn /; Der 8ppf
1T leicenp unp NIT pumpfem, Idwerem
Shmerj i'm 6intertppf telaltist. @es
wSbnli6 ~eriltirt aud @epa6tnib-
itwahe, bsgleitet pcn peinlidem @es
full, ais Iei etpas untsrlaFen, mas
bate gctban ipsrpen Iolen. Gin lfihter
trcdner Sulten III mitunter i'm 0es
fplge. Der patient flast iibfr MattisS
feit unp Shpafe; er srId,ridt lei6t,
feline 5Ies iinp talt ODER brennenp, unp
sr flast iiber pridelnpsS @efibl in Der
Saut; isin @emitb lit niepsrsslhlas
gen. unp cbwcbl g~laubenp, pas for
perli6e Sepssuns itm pObltbun
piirpe, fann er bod taam Strait senus
iammeln, es ,u Seriu6en. Gr mfg
traut in Wabrbsit jepsm !Seilmittel.
SerIhisbsns pieler senannten Spmps
tome besleiten bic &rantbeit, bod BAT
rs 5aQe seseben, mo penise psrielbsn
eriitirten,6 jepo Die unterlu6ung pes
&Srpers mad Dem Sppe bewies, ra6 Die
eeber in srSbter uncrpnuns mar.
8altes 5~ieber.
Or. 6. M:qane'sqsber Yil.
len | II 8allsn pcn faltem Sic
Der, nit Suiuin genummen, er,eugen
Die beitcn Grfolse. Gs siett fein beiIe=
res Yursirmittsl spr unr mad Dem Gin
nebmen pom Suinin. @ir ratbcn alien
nit pieier &ranfbsit Sebaitetsn, pens
Ielben einen unparteiii6en Ser
uh Su sepdbren.
Sei alien biliSlen u%nprpnunsen unp
ais einfa6eS Ynr9irmittsl unserslsid.
lid.
Ian bite ii& Dor Salibuusen.
Die adten linp ME i~iter,udert.
Seoe Sha6tel bat einen rptben
Wa6siiesel auf BEN Dedel nit Der Sn>
ihrift Or. Msgans's Qeterz giQen.
Die a&ten WeQane's 2eberz
9illrn babsn Die Sisnaturen BON
8. I!eaneu np Sic m II Yros.
auf Dem Dedel.
ZEE 8erlanst BET eurem Drosui.
ten ODER Storebalter, eu9 Die a6tsn
Or. Nsgane's Qeber spilIsn
3u seben, praparirt BON @sbr. 5lemina,
pittsburgh, ga.
Verfauft bel relpeftablenD rosuilten u.
Country S~torsbaltern i'm glQ9emeinen.
I'm Dejtnistn, psl6t Or. g.. MeRaRe's Sc.
tI'yilltn ~ pelu6en pinibtu. ltnten mir per pot
RAD iratnb tiRsm Sbelt Der Scr. Ct. cine Sda2tti
Ytasn fur % uis
- T. Vhrasu9Itmina pitstaret ya
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
Dumb Ague Sduttel-
Qebfilt.

Shlfe In Der @ptb.-Sd pobns srei Wtilsn
bon DsftuS unb Gpptbsft s%ntfsrnta uf elmer Garm
une mar Issttn Sommtr oft unb siel nit Dumb
Ague sspIast 10 i@rtibt SaiOb Grsi aus Rud
Sslans 60, sac. sd bra&tt mir BON Or.
Angus SSuts's Samburstr Srsp-
Tn NIT aus Der Stabt sebrau6tt ~sisIslttn re-
sfimdeis siniss @O&sn lang uni rurss gan,
atttflf. DI4
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
Serssfopfeu u. 2srua6efGwer.
0et ge6etft.

PER- 9crsn; Ssdsr, Hsptcr, SarS,s Co., aaf,
{6rsibi uns SpIssnbes: sd lit isit 3 Sabrcn
an 5n,tlppisn, YrufteiGpsrrsn, Sldbuns.n u.
Gauertm @uffpesa aus benz Naeen." Or. au
cuff aSniss Sambureer Srppffn
haben mid aani tarcn befrcit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24

pon 72e, s41 Stimmen ansei4lasen, m
pelde Summe uobI bic bier I'M 9anbe
seborensn Dsuti9: Gmerifaner nidt nit
einsere9mst iinb. Die obise Gotaliumme
pertbeilt Der Sdreiber auf bic e%in,elnen
Staaten, ME folat:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
3osartige SreGte ge6eift.

Dem Stsif in Snantasp Sia, Drill, tbeilt
ms nit: SD lit felt ;psi Sabrsn an elmer bis.
artissn 8lt6te, bic allen Witttsln piberianb.
Ga sebrau6te i'd msbrtre Wodtn lang Or.
Gnsuf 86ntsS Samburssr Gro.
pfen mad 8oridrift unb parse Don bisIsm
bpSartioen Qfiben ppQifGntia aebeilt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
Appetitlofskeit sebeilt.

Sd bin "a Sabre alt unb mar 70 Iranf, ta6 i'd
tttas Spdis ntsbr psrtrassn fonnte, f9rtibt Der
2ttrI elsmsns, 2itilt Srltans, Rb. Sd nabrs
Dr. vague 8Snis's SamburgerIrp o.
tttu ane bin nun witbfr nidt nur gang bsrse.
EtQt icnbsru flhlf mid pifI fr1ftdsr ala friiher.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
Sas oeatt1e Sotam In oem Ser.
Gtaatet

wirb bon einem S9reiber in Der 81. 3.
BsrIb mad Wabsabe Sss Genius unb ans
berer offeieasr &ttenfhide ~ Der SSbs
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
S6wd6e uno Sopff6mersett
ae6eift.

5srr Gbas. Sauptnan, Riser point, 81. 8,
bsieust, ME fOlst: sd lit felt att WoGsn an
Sdp1Ss uns ~acpfi6mr;sn bur6 tlnDsrbauIi9-
feit bsrscrssbra6t. Tur& ben @sbraut BON Or.
Gusuf aSnieS 5a burger Srp.
pfen bin i'd Soft iei Danf piebsr iowsit bsrss.
fsat, baB i'd msinsn alien Yei&dftisunssn mic.
Der nahssben fam. Sd fam babsr biels Ne-
bi,iu 4len bslisns empfsblsn."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
@entaur
[8rief BON einem NpftmeiHer.l

,y5srren 8. Q. Rsft u. g.;
@eins Srau lit felt LANCER 9st fSrtdliS ssn Gteama.
,,ttsnaus. Sic strfu6tt stIe Aet,t uub siet Nr,nettn.
""%sat NIT s'sassn ia lam n ID issta, sas sassis. as g.
,ttilt bat. VI. 8. Nina"
Dies N eins sen ben sts'tn tauftnt 3tusniHtu dber bic
bard has ogtntdur etntm tnt" btpirtttn wunsr.
sensn Seilunstn. DeHen Sefansttsils fnb asf iehr Sla.
f&e .anbstma6L q tattiIt Sgtnfrast, gssniba. grnisa,
ettinsl, GarbVIte uns anbut. Bic iest taam bsfannts Sn.
s~reeitniitu. 60 IA cine untthrttbart Statfa&e, eas bas
,GtHtaur qtnimtxt t. nitbr Stiiansen zen @ef4wuI.
asn, Geisnfastftsit, ausf6ldsen. 9bsumatismus. gsnrsl.
ssa, 5hftidmsrssn, S&reatbmistet. Runhfy,rre ufp. tt.
pirft bat. ais ale anssrn Salbsn. gaafe, Ginrsitunssn u.
T. No.. he isst I'm @sbrau6 ant.
8ar 3atn. uns Obrtnf&mer,sn, seadtnf6wa&e, Saut.
iudsn unh 5autausf6lSst ia es un6bertrefHt&. Go tdIt
sbue Rartsn ~ tinterlafsn, ,t,bt Gift aus 8taea unb Gti.
den uns teilt 5rsabsulsu tn fur,sr 8tit Refine 5amili.
faan bas &c eRtaur 9taim en- q i'm pestn umI6laa
enttttrm.
Das Centaur Liniment int aelben tlmiHlaa
IL anpenhbar bel Sautsertdrtuns unit feiftu Wusteln be,
3tisre. Sins gpiriiamieit In 8datn BON Ssait, ,Swee.
NO, @inssans, 8ppfs,fdHutt uus epedse6puIf II &C.
rats;u erfaunii6. $40. na
Die 5srrsn s. @eGlur, n. Co., gpptbsier, Ode Gin uni
Srpnt Str, Cincinnati, beri6ten
.Sn unfsrsr Ra6barf6aft sesrauG.n 5ubrleuts sat
~ entaur Stn m enf." Ste iteteu ednelbt jeesn
rdneern ron linen bisber eetrdu6ttu Nitttl bet gettsn
pser; 2Dir ~psrtaufen linen mrnatliS bier bis fanf Cussns
,,5laf6sn baseu.
s9ir tsfssn 1aufsnss fplSg 3sasnias.
8ar Wunsen, @aatn, 5autpsrIesunssn, ~lstsrbtin ur
icris fir bic Drettrdnibet bel Sdafsn, sibt e. iein Ntttd
has ibn, elti& frmmt. 8armtr, eeibfaG- Seisu ars gtst.
sa&isr fnssm in tieem Eminent Gin geitta, sas tuasctfaa
feinsu Ssfsnprts rtrtb IN. ..Irg.
2aboratorium pon s. 9. Goie & Co.,
46 Dey Str, NEW YORK.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
f2sjdbriges Seioen.
anueroaulidkeit II. Ropffdmer=
fdDnier,em aebeilt.

3pSIfasrisss Niasenlsibsn, llnSsrbauli&feit
nnb 8opfi&mfrs purbtn bur6 ben @strau& BON
Or. ausuf 8Snis's Samburs rSrr.
pfsn stbeilt unb ipate iebtr biefe @unsntro.
pftn i'm Sauis babsn. SD Fam BON @runb
nltints 5rssns iassn, paB CT mir bur& bisls
Rtti,in stbSlfsn bat.
Mnnit W. 5clpaaer, Wibbletcpu, ga.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24
Stsr,is Sabre Dor eem pubIifmn.
ST.. &. M:0ame's
beribmte
0eber:YiIlen,

bHr Seuun9 ren
1epatitis oOer feber- hrankbeiten,
Sispepiie unp f~ranfbaitem 8cpfwsb.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1876-10-24

W. 8. 5aIf, 1927 Brain. Str.
Vermont farmer. [volume] (Newport, Orleans County, Vt.) 1870-1877, 1876-10-20
0utWitted.

A Boston journalist tells the following story
at his own expense, which he probably did
not allow to transpirc in New England, lis
was stopping at private hotel in Boston,
and took fancy to have lunch before re-
firing, lie knew where the store.room was
knew that the door was open, aud finally re-.
solved to go down quietly and prig enough
sweetmeats to satisfy his need.
No sooner was the thought conceived than
acted upon, and within five minutes he was
in the storo-room, hooking preserves out Of
jar aud enjoying himself immensely in salts
flying the craving which had come upon him.
In few minutes the enjoyment Of the man
at the preserves was complete. Then he was
startled by light, swift step in the hail.
the door opened suddenly, and someone
Vermont farmer. [volume] (Newport, Orleans County, Vt.) 1870-1877, 1876-10-20
He Had No Fun in Him.

One of the members of the Methodist con.
ference, recently held here was out for
walk at an early hour, one morning, and
while on Howard street he encountered a
strappiug big fellow who was Dragging a
wagon to the blacksmith shop
Catch hold here and help me down to
the shop with this wagon and I'll buy the
whisky called the big fellow.
al never drink" sOlomnly replied the
good man,
"Well, you can take a cigar"
81 never smoke"
The man dropped tho wagon.tonguc,
looked hard at the member and asked
"Don't you chew"
"No, SIR was the decided reply.
"You must get mighty lonesome" unused
the toamster.
III guess I'm al! right feel first rate"
an bet you even that can lay you on
your back remarked the teamster. &c ome
now"
81 never bet"
"Well, let's take each other down for fun
then. You are as big as am, and I'll give
you the under hold"
81 never have fun" solemnly answered
the member.
"Well, I'm going to tackle you any way,
Here we Co."
The teamstor slid up and ondeavored to
get neck hold but he had only Just com.
menced to fool about when he was lifted
clear off the grass aud slammed against
tree-box with such force that he gasped half
dozen times before he could get his breath.
SNOW you keep away from me !" exclaimed
the minister, picking up his cane.
"Bust me if don't % replied the teamster,
as he edged of, whats the use in lying aud
saying that you didn't have any fun in you,
when you're chuck full Of it2 Blame it /!
you wanted to baeak my back, didn't you ?"-
Detroit Free Press
Vermont farmer. [volume] (Newport, Orleans County, Vt.) 1870-1877, 1876-10-20
Horrors of the Shampoo in Japan.

A tired friend, who had walked far, sent
his japanese servant to fetch celebrated
operator. Two old women came One prac.
titioner took the patient, the other, unasked,
took me. Both were wrinkled, plain-hcaded,
brown persons, with carefully blackened
teeth aud shaved eyebrows, TO prove their
responsibility. | saw my comrade on the
fiat OF his back, aud this terrible old black
toothed being cawing his throat and the
place where his heart ought to- be and his
dinner was. | tried to sketch them, when
my own left leg was grapsed and down |
went beside my friend. Up one leg and
down the other, up arms aud down, Travelled
the talons of that terrible old anatomical
witch with all the skill OF surgeon bent on
vlvise ,tion, Every muscle seemed to be
( miliar to her fingers as strings to harper.
Each in turn was pulled aud rolled aud
stretched and replaced exactly where it
ought to be. The kneepan was rolled about
and eased the soles of the feet were slapped
aud the ankles arranged. Every bit of the
body that would have suffered from hard
work was treated with the skill of dress.
maker folding crumpei clothes.
"Arigato" said |, when properly smoothed
out. Thank you" "Arigato" said my COM
rade, who was a private secretary in the
GladeStono Ministry; and then We presented
coins in paper to the operators and then COM
pared notes, "Do you like it? "Wcll not
much" "IIow do you feel ?" Much as felt
before" 80 do L." Some thirty aud odd years
ago | was tired and dusty aud took at
Turkish bath at Napol di Romagna, in sun
ny Greece. A muscular old Greek sham.
pooed me, and never shall forgot him. |
can see him now in haas of steam. lie
cracked every joint in my body. The last
thing he did was to cross my arms on my
chest, kuoel on them, put a hand under my
back and give a sudden wrench, which made
something about my shoulder-blades crack
like whip. Since then have read the
Water Poets description of breaking man
on the whsel, The Japanese preceding is
the least unpleasant Of these three; but |
don't seem to care much about being sham
pooed agaiu,-CampbeHS TraoelS.
Vermont farmer. [volume] (Newport, Orleans County, Vt.) 1870-1877, 1876-10-20
CENTAUR
Z NTS.
White, for tho Human Family.
Yellow, for Horses and Animals

These Linments are simply tho wonder Of the world
Their effects little loss than marvellous, yet there
things which they will not do. They will not
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ways allay pain. They have Strengthened fingers,
cured chronic rheumatism Of many years standing and
taken tho pain from terrible burns aud scalds which
has never been done by any other article.
The white Eminent is for the human family
II will drive Rheumatism Sciatca aud Neuralgia from
the system, cure Lumbago, Chblains, Palsy, Itch
and most Cutaneous Erupton5, it extracts frost from
frozen hands and feet aud tho poison Of bites
and stings Of venomous reptiles II subducs swell
ings, and allevlates pain Of every Kind.
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ever discovered. The Centaur Eminent Is used with
great efficiency for Sore Threats. TOOthache,
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following is but n sample ofnumorous testimonials
"INDIANA HONE. JErF. Co, IND, May -, 1873.
think II my duty to inform you that have sui
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have not been free from these swellings la eight
yenrs. Now ana perfectly well, thanks to the
Contour Eminent The Eminent ought TO he applied
warm. BENJAMIN BROWN
Tho proof is In tho trial 1t is reliable, II Is handy
It is cheap, and every family should have IT,
To the sick and bcd-rddcn, tho halt an lame to the
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To the poor and distressed who have spent thoii
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Vermont farmer. [volume] (Newport, Orleans County, Vt.) 1870-1877, 1876-10-20
PERMANENTLY
CURED.

san fords Radical Cure for Catarrh is safe certain
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Locally applied relief is instantaneous. 1t soothes
heals, and cleansos the nasal passages Of every
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Constutonaly administered It renovates the blood,
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Sanf0rdS Radical Cure Is sold by all wholesale and re-
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Vermont farmer. [volume] (Newport, Orleans County, Vt.) 1870-1877, 1876-10-20
The Yellow CGntlUr LililGnt

is adapted to the tough muscles cords and flesh Of
horses and animals. 1t has performed wonderful
cures ofSpavn, Strains, Wndgnls Scratches Sweony,
and general Lancuoss, than all other remedies in
existence Read what tho great Exprcssmcn say oft
"NEw YoRK. January, Is5i
Every owner Of horses should give the CENTAUR
LlNlMENT trial. We consider it tho best article
used In stables.
II. MARSH, Supt. Adams Elk. Stables N. Y.
r. PULrZ Supt. U. :. Ex. Stables, Y. Y
ALBERT \. OLlN, Supt. Nat. Elk. Stables. N Y"
"MoSrGoNBRY. ALA, Aug II, 1874,
Gentlemcn-l have used over one gross Of EcutaUr
Iintmpnt, yellow wrapper the mulos Of my
plantation, besides dozens OF the family Eminent for
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price, anu will thank you to ship me by Savannah
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art q 20. viii pay your bill on presentIton.
Respectfully, JAMES DARRDW.n
The best patrons VI this Liniment arc Farrors and
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