The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1876-08-24

part, gOin ez fur ez PendletOn did
with strong and decided ieanin to-
ward repCOdIashen. Also down ther
voc may sandwich in ez much nv the
niger ez yOO kin GIT in. Ef 700 hev
any old banners left over from fol-
mer campanes denouncin Niger
equality and deprecstin marryin mig
gers, il wood be well to trot EN- out
sgin, Returuin to the currency, ei
any Nv 700 shOod be called to spesk
in other States-wich yoo probably
I won't be- he added, glancin at tber
faces, "dOn't tech the topic at all till
yOO. hev cOnsultid the lokle Com
mittees. Be very keerinl about this.
And IN other States don't go on the
platform full Of likker, so eZ VOC shel
not hev yOOr memories. Be keerful
about this, for ef yOO shOOd make an
InJeany speech in Connecticut il WOOD
rOOin US. Don't git drunk till after
the meetins, and after the people hev
all gone home. Here 700 may do ez
yOO please, for 1 shOOd suppose the
drunker the man wuZ the more he
wood talk to the satisfaction Nv the
Injeany DimOerisy, but in ConneetI-
cut and Moo York it's different. YOO
must keep sober till after the meetins
/ there"
Whereupon the speakers all rose ez
one man and remarked that ef It Wuz
all the same they didn't want TO go ID
| Connecticut or :ny Nv them beastly
States to speek. They wuZ simple
sons Nv naeher, and despised a bloat-
ed aristOeracy, sieh ez the grand or
/ ganiZer wuz describin.
Then 1 rose.
Sir sed with 8 stern and deter
mined look, "one thing more re-
mains. Are we to go out like the
AppOssels without scrip in our purses2
That Good be done in JOodea, for that
elimit wuZ mild enulf to sleep out
doors, and the AppOssels didn't hev
whisky or tobaeker to buy, ez l hev
ben informed. L never saw in any
Bible ever red any account NV 'ther
dOin' it."
HUv course we can't elect the CRATE
refOrmer without money" ejaekilatid
another. sin my county 1 hev to
import couple NV hundred NV Irish
patriots who amt nateralized, and
there are ten or a dozen Irish wet
groceries in my town who heV to be
arranged with, TO keep em strate.
Besides one man who hez a stone
quarry, rekires at least hundred dol
lars tO keep his men tite enuff to bring
en- in solid on eleckshun day"
my friends" sed the grand organ
iZer, "all nv this heZ bin provided
for. Do 700 suppose the Great Re-
former wood let the coz NV reform be
ieOpardiZed for want NV money ? Do
700 suppose that John MOrrissey'
wood let us go into the skrimmage
unprOvided ? He IL runnin his three
faro banks mite and day, and hez
pledged all his profits to the coz. We
hev assessed all the men to whom we
hev promised the Federal Offises in
Moo York, for money to kerry III
jeany, and we hev all that We kin
yOOse."
And he gave each nv us enuff to do
wat shOOd be necessary, and instructed
NV US to draw on the cOmmitty in
Moo York for more, ez fast eZ it mite
be needed, and went his way. He
organizes IllinOy next.
Thus properly provided, both with
funds and instrucshens, go gaiIy out
to battle for the crate cGZ NV reform.
shei work in Injeany till after the
October eleekshens.
Thank Hevin for platform with
sieh solid planks IN it eZ civil servis,
reform and anti-cOrrupshen, and
thank Hevin that we hev candidates
onto EN- who kin appreshate my idess
NV them CRATE questions.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
Wich heZ hopes NV bein Postmaster.