The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1876-12-14

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Christmas presents have the fore
ground now in show windows.
Town was filled with people, and
the cutters with water, Tuesday.
Holiday goods in quantities ut
City Drug store at very low prices.
Where are the poor, deluded vic
Tins who predicted an ''open winter"
--2o0 below zero last Saturday morn
ing-colder than at any time last win
| ter.
The morning train from STAN wood
arrives at $50 instead of s:45 as for
merly.
A salute Of lS5 guns were fired in
Chicago Tuesday in honor Of Hayes
election.
The woman who neglects her hus-
bands shirt front is not the wife of
his bosom.
Toys toys! toys! toys! the largest
and finest collection in the city at City
Drug store.
Keep your eye out for II. L.
Deans poultry advertisement on the
opposite page.
An exchange says the rabbit hun
tiers are going out with enthusiasm.-
Better take shotguns.
Shall the town COW" he muzzled,
or are all the farmers wagons and
sleds her lawful prey?
w. f. Miller 4 Co. have the larg-
est assortment Of the incest candy ev-
er brought to Upton.
How can the price of sugar adj
vance when the South has SO general
ly been "rsising CAIN:
The business of spelling mince
pie and dreaming of ones grandfath-
er, is now fairly commenced.
If you want good goods and cheap
at the same time for Christmas, you
will find them at City Drug Store.
The Upton Quadrille Band plays
for dance at the Commercial House,
Stanwood, next Tuesday evening.
Almost half ton of candy for
sale at the City Bakery, cheaper than
anywhere else this side of Chicago.
DO not fail to call and examine
goods in the toy line at the City Drug
Store as you can save money by SO do
ing.
Local matters have hardly been
getting fair share of attention lately.
Now that Hayes is elected We'll brace
up little in this direction.
1t is now stated, ION the authori-
ity Of perfectly reliable gentle
man. that Upton is at once and
henccforth to have grain buyer.
In spite of cold weather and hard
times, there are plenty Of loafers wear
| ing out the bottom of their breeches'
pockets and blowing about saving the
country.
If you do not bear in mind the
fact that the trains Of the Northwest
ern have all changed time, you will
be liable to be late some fine morning,
noon or night.
burglary was added by the Grand
Jury to the charges against Hawkins
and Comstock, and the papers sent to
Anamosa, where they are now con-
fined, for service.
Rev. Mr.. Warner, a Presbyterian
clergyman from Kansas, preached at
the Lutheran church last Sabbath
forenoon, and at the Presbyterian
church in the evening.
DIR. G. Starr, of Iowa City, will
visit Upton professionally on the 22tl
inst. Catarrh speciality and all
chronic diseases treated. May be
found at the fleming House.
A lamp exploded in the Louden
p. O. few evenings ago while the P.
NJ. was at supper; and If the prompt
est assistance had not been rendered,
there would have been bad fire.
-"True music" says high author.
ity, ''is something that stays with
"you nights" This demoralizing
premise affords the conclusion that
those cats In the alley make true
music"
Some of the folks thought We
didn't crow over HayeSelection worth
a cent last week because we had nc
rooster to help. Accordingly we have
had one made to orler, tall enough to
see right over that little Democratic
Governor.
In Winterset, this State, they have
town ordinance prohibiting boy
under Is years of age from being or
the street after eight O'Clock at night
If they wish to keep all the boys al
home, just let them extend the pro
hibition to the girls.
One juryman walked home mile
due west, and into the teeth Of thai
storm last Friday afternoon VIII
was the man? He should be enrolled
beside the heroes Of past ages, inciud
ing that Roman idiot, who rode hi
horse straight into wide-awak'
earthquake.
One of the many local events o
which notice has been omitted wa
the exercises at the M. +. Church OF
Thanksgiving day. Rev'ds B. {
Barnes, VIM. Lee, and $. A. Lee, an
Hon. w. T.. Wolf, each made shor
and appropriate remarks; and, albei
tb. house was too cold for comfort
. the occasion WAS very enjoyable one
2 --"This Louisiana business shrek
8 n Democratic exchange, "is pervert
= "ing the morals and humanity of tn
I "Nation. Why, only last week ca
.sin this city returned an honest coun
: "of seven kittens--whereupOn tn
; "lady of the house at once assume
! "iudicial A. well as ministerial fun'
.stions and threw six Of them out!
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