New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1876-08-20

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OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF the UNITED STATES
fFlclAl JOURNAL Of new ORLEANS
NEW ORLEANS. AUGUST 40. 1876.
It would be better for proof-readers if all
the Turkish generals were named Smith.
The planter may dIOwn his sorrows In the
flowing boil if he has good cotton crop.
Harrington, No. lis Canal street, has on
hand all the latest daily and weekly news
papers and New York novelties.
The candidate who was Tin the hands OF
his friends" was taken home safely. They
pulled off his boots and put him IN bed.
The first complimentary festival OF lee
Silver Bells Social Club will take place at
Delachaise Grounds next Saturday night.
The Shreveport Telegram announces non
Aleck Boarman as candidate LOT tne
Jeyislature on the Republican ticket in {
CaddO. Il
The onlv father that is exempt from TAX
ing care OF his baby daughter is the loco s
motive engineer He can not leave his en- 7
CINE and tender
Croouet is dead in St. Louis and base G
ball is dead in Philadelphia. The country O
ia still too new for brain work, remarks the r
Coasrier-Journal. III
Governor Hayes intends 10 take no part
in the presidential canvass, therein follow J
ing the example Of President Lincoln, who c
made no speeches for himself. e
This ia an Omaha personal item: stare 4,
Evervin- Woman in The Face, young brave
who ioafs around the streets, has not yet
left for the summer. He belongs to the
Idiot tribe.
A LAWYER at the bar was held to be in :,
contempt for simply making motion in ::
court 1t was ascertained. however, that -
he made motion to throw an inkstand at .,
the head OF the court. e
Since the Baton Rouge nominations were "
made the cry of reform has reached even y,
ateamboat barkeepers. The st. James Sen. Il
tiuel mentions the reduction in the price OF
drinks to fifteen cents. OF
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The New York Dispatch says: "One can
not look at Don Carlos without wondering m
Why such magnificent specimen OF dry lie
eooda clerk should ever have his destiny b'
spoiled by being born prince. a.
Ex-Governor Pinchback is engaged to
stump Indiana for the Republican ticket. "
He commences at Richmond next Tuesday IL
night, will speak at Terre Haute Wednes- ST
dsy and at Indianapolis Thursday. B
The "Record of the Year." for September, =.
has been received. This number completes A.,
the first volume of this valuable magazine.
It contains superb portrait of James Cor o.
don Bennett, of the New York Herald. ~
If the philanthropists do not let him alone re-
Vanderbilt will be obliged to advertise that To-
he has made his WILL and that all societies w
for the relief of good men with subscription ~,
papers have been properly attended to. =,
Asi
1t is said the Saratoga season has proved ha
a failure, so far as profitable marriage en- H.
are concerned, and the same
old bellies will be obliged to return and sit BIZ
around in the dancing rooms another year. AZ
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powerful and beautiful mediums of convey th'
ing thought. They are simplicity itself So
and simplicity is beauty. Easily under ms
stood, no study is required to grasp their A0>
Professor Huxley 1.-THE Brooklyn argus 81
reaches this country just in time a.
to settle the controversy as to whether a tai
dips its siphon into Jerseyman Ca
for the purpose of extracting his blood or fol
bis apple jack. an
A bright-eyed and beautiful lady says
the prettiest compliment ever paid her was .sS
from q little child, who said: "Are your ail
ayes new ones7" Fancy child trying to lin
gain the favor of Mr.. Tilden by saying: Ha
Good gentleman, is your eye q new one!" pul
A.
Charley Ewing, brother of the Gen. -
,ral, said to an Ohio man few days since: ~
What are the crazy Democratic imitation "a
sts doing out in Ohio!" The Ohio man re- 1t
Piled: "They are trying to nominate your TOR
diotic brother for Congress-" They both
aughed. Ri
Repeated experiment has proved that in ies
chool rooms lighted by windows on both ori
ides, the children suffer more or less from Sta
blurred vision; and SO important has the viii
ubject been considered in Germany, that for
aw has beeu passed forbidding such win tlef
lows in schools. II
Miss Josephine Burnett, the belle of the
eason at the Isle of Shoals, the Woman's peo
ou,,aal says, engages in base ball, rows in ano
rivate races, and plays billiards beauti- thel
ally. She comes from Boston, and is pre- tior
airing to pass the Harvard examination the,
DE- women. ! sniff