The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1876-09-28
SMALL CHANGE.

away . htSAN W ioitNN SUIT 4 our
tailor's bin.
Huxley wears mines, which is evil
dence enough that he is not over
here on a bootess errand.
Ornithologists tell US that the
owl is a wise bird. He certainly is a
very solemn 'un.
a true American is too proud to
beg too honest to steal; he gets
trusted.
If the keeper of a Jail is a jailor,
why isn't the keeper of a prison
prisoner?
ave find that he came to his
death from calling Bill Jackson
liar" was the verdict Of a coroner's
jury in Missouri.
False hair is now made to i'm
itate real hair so closely that it is
hardly possible to tell which is
switch.
"Mrs. Partington" is solieitous
to know whether a man who dips
his can into a tank of water is
can tankerous man.
Would it be proper to call re
tired liquor dealers country estate
bar-own-ial mansion?
These new styles of paniers do
away with newspaper bustles, and a
journal must run on its merits alone.
The Fillerdelier Convenshun for
revising the spelling of the English
lahgwidge haz ajerned.
The Sultan continues to have de-
lirium tremens, and thinks he sees
Ben Butler coming up the stairs
with a hustle on.
A locomotive driver is never
proud of the wounds received in
the army, because an engineer al
ways carries his cars behind.
The verses, 81 love to steal a
while a weigh" are supposed to
have been written by a grocer Civ
en- to short measures.
BY "the Governor."-It's hard
work to keep your sons in check,
while they're young; it's harder still
to keep 'em in checks when they
grow older.
Andrew Jackson has been arrest
ed in Lynchburg (Va.) for stealing
a bag of rags, and George Wash
ington in Wilmington IN. c. for
stealing a pair of boots.
With what faculty ought a com
mon street thief be eminently en-
dowed?---( It being too hot for guess
ing, we give the answer at once):
Purse piclsacity (Perspicacity).
Very neat and elegant are the pa
per collars that you can now buy
with a picture of George Washing
ton on each corner. Martha is sup
posed to be on behind sewing on
the button.
Exchanges all say, Look out for
counterfeit half dollar coins dated
1853, 1875, 1876. It's the other
kind we are looking out for, and
without much success either.
A belated citizen, from whom a
policeman was trying to rescue
lamp-post few mornings ago, yio-
lently resisted the endeavor, ex
claiming: "Lemme lone; (hie)
hold'n' the fort.
r "Paris has perfumed hats says
an exchange. That's nothing new.
Pass around hat here any time in
New York and it's sure TO have a
scent or two in it.-iSun.
81 don't see how you have been
working all day like horse" ex-
claimed the wife of lawyer, her
husband having declared he had
| been thus working. "Well my dear"
e he replied, ave been drawing a
Y conveyance all day, anyhow"
e "Beggars shouldn't be chew-ssrs, F"
s as the man remarked ~hen tramp,
5 who accosted him for tobacco,
q growled because nc offered him plug
& i,efaad of Gre cnt
r "a girl died inVermont the other
day from poison in the colored
: stockings which she had been in
the habit Of wearing This should
serve as a lesson to the girls not to
pull their colored stockings on with
s their teeth.
/ 'sPercy, this parting seems like
it's mighty hard" ~Oh, ies heap
worse than hard, Plantaganet-it's 5
bitter, it's bitter shave you any
4 last request to maker ''Yes," said
Percy. the tears coming into his
7 eyes, "give me a chew Of tobacco. ."
Song writers have good deal 10
4 say about the sold sehool-house,' -
but are very caFefsl not to mention
o the fact that a rabbit track would
! have pulled them away from the
dear old structure At race horse
speed during any period Of their
\ attendance.
r Don Carlos bathes every day al
e Newport, where the ladies watch
him disporting in the surf, and con
slider the muscular developement Of
his legs as superior even 20 that Of
Q Weston's. They attribute it to the
; exercise he took in getting out OF
: Spain.
Twenty Brooklyn ladies voted on
: the question: Has a young lady the