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COntectiOncrs.


Ferry Bros, SOL Main street, manufactur
ers OF Pure Candies. French Pastry and lie,
'r'hlh' may6-2t
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A black and white spotted pointer puppy
Any one delivering 1t ut Adams n Leonard \
liank VIII be literally rewarded. N. W
Gudbold. iy3D
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Wanted.


4 roller boy, In Grepycs ~ cos Candy
Factory. at 3li Main street, opposite CosmO,
pulltnn Hotel. augl.&t
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Combination Lock Safe
ola Papers.

Halls petent, cheap, Apply TO G. b., Her
aid Otlice, mnyiO-ti
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Old papers for safe at this Office In quaint
Ties 10 suit, at u Il hundred. jy2jtf
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REAL ESTATE AGENTS
rrSQN-n. r9ATnM.

improved and unimproyoh property IN
every quarter Of tho city; also, farms and
farming lands In Dallas Hnd other counties
OF Texas.
Dwellings ana business houses in
the citS OF Dallas. Special attention puid to
HbStructiug ana purlrCtiug titles md cstub-
fishing land claims; also, TO the collecting OF
rents, notes and accounts, by
VIZ. LYTE & co.,
Real Estate Agents, No. lUJ Damar street.
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We have five Houses In the state; One ut
Waco, ono nj Marlin, enc ut Bryan, one at
Mrxin, with Headquarters mt this place.
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Ola Papers.
Old papers for safe 1T this office In quanti-
tles to suit, at u Il hundred. jy2jtf
For Sale,
Billiard Parlor over Frcomans, corner OF
Main ana Lamar cash customer can net
Il bargain by calling early. Apply 10 John
BuDkhOut, Attorney at Law. Aug4
wanted.
10 sell two ten acre lots lust outside the
incorporation, Fort Worth, TeXnS, ON south
side Of town, or viii exchange same fOr
property In Dallas, Texas, Apply to Hanna
y llogshrad Fort Worth, or Lock Box 2O2,
Dallas, Texas. Aug2-lm
wanted,
situation, by q young man of Is years, ca
pRblu OF Min any position. IN Il good pen.
man, only small salary expected. Please
address, II. PObtOfiiCC box G}3. aug
Hoard.
A gentleman and his wife, or two gentle
men, can fnd n very pleascnt place to bOurd
NJ 7)J Ross Avenue. Hugl-9t
Wanted.
ON or adjacent to Main or Elm street tu
rent mn uniurnlShed room, with southern
exposure, rent reasonable, Address Room,
inns ONCE. Uugl-2t
Wanted.
A few bomdcrS, with or without room, at
No. - corner Lamar ANA Ross Avenue,
ola Papers.
Old papers for snlo at this onice, in Qunnti-
| ties to suit, at Il IA hundred. iy2l-tf
EctICFS,
There are letters IN this Office for c. IT, II .
g., Herlcy, X, j., and Slack. augl
Wanted.
4 roller boy, Ia Grepycs " COS, Candy
Factory, at BIB Main street, opposite Cosm0-
Politnn Hotel. augl-2t
A. white cook, .malc) at the Cosmopolitan
Hotel augl
Oid Papers.
Old papers for snlo mt this office, In quaint.
ties to suit at 81 II hundred jy2j.lf
aOsI.
A black and white spotted pointer puppy
| Any one delivering II NJ Adams " Leonard i
| liank viii be literally rewarded. N. w
G0dbold. iyGD
Found.
| door key near tue PustOficc. The Owner
eau have the same by applying to this of.
! nee aud paying charges. jy3O
wanted.
Boards and dodgers NJ S2 80, to 81 " per
| week, Northwest corner of Market street
ana Pacific railroad, second block west OF
| the new elevator. Mrs. Turner.
jy3O
Wanted.
Employment by n lady that writes a legl.
| bio hand, M cnpyist for an Attorney nj Law
| or ~ cashier for dry goods store. Salary SlO
| per week. Address "hura, " Herald once.
JyW-2t
Old Papers.
Old papers for sale at this onice in qunnti
| Ties 10 SUIT, NJ VI n hundred. Jy2j-tt
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a.,,sI.

Old papers for s0lc MT this Office, I'm quanti-
ties to suit, At 81 hundred. jy2i.tt
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wanted.

situation, by q young man of Is years. ca
pRblu OF Min any position. lsag good pen.
man, only small SALARY expected Please
address, II, POBtOfiCC box G}3 aug
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A white cook, lmalc) at the Cosmopolitan
Hotel. augl
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Hoard.

bONrU,
A gentleman and his wife, or two gentle
mon, cnn hnd n very pleoscnt place to bourd
NJ 7jJ Ross Avenue. aug2-gt
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Our purchases are large and made direct
from the
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19
An Amusing Decision.

Men OF genius are not unirequcntly
ashamed Of their early efforts aud pro
ductions, which, OF course, are usually
very crude for it is by many stages OF
development that the germ OF mental
achievement reaches its most perfect
power.
The following amusing anecdote is re
lated of tire celebrated painter, Wash
ington Allston.
1t is said that not many years after he
took rank among the masters OF his art,
a picture was presented him one day tor
examination. What is your opinion
Speak freely, pray you said the per
son To him.
AIlston declined; be was really un-
willing
The other insisted. 1T was the work
Of young friend; he really must have
Mr.. A : opinion
why" said the reluctant painter
placing il in a variety of positions, 1t j,
a queer thing, very queer thing.
but does ~ not Indicate taientF said
| the other.
"weH, then" said the painter. TO dea
plainly with you, il l. wretched affair
/ There i no ground Tor hope-not even
for hope. Let him give up the idea. IL
never can make a painter
1t was painted toy yourself.
No impossible!
1T was Look. there is your name
and here, see. here is the date; only sey
en- years ago, you perceive.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19
A Common Phase of selhshness.

One who mingles much with the world
out-oi-doors, and in doors too, for that
matter, must be struck with the differ
ences among people with respect TO con
sideration TOR the rights or comfort Of
Others Some-aud their name u le-
giOn-appear TO think aud act a. ii the
Institutions OF civilization generally were
made for their particular convenience.
and wherever they may be, the senti
ment or rather the propensity OF seliin-
diligence, Is dominant. la q crowded
car or steamboat. they will appropriate
more room than Is rightiully theirs, with
an utter disregard to the infrmitIes OF
the aged, who may be thus compelled TO
sit IN a way which occasions much
fatigue or actual distress. or 10 stand for
a long time With equal obliviousness
to the courtesy which should be accord
ed TO ladies, TO say nothing OF regard
Tor mere decency, men of this type will
smoke horrid cigars or pipes, and expec
toTate vile tobacco juice in public rooms
and places
We meet every day young people
scarcely in their teens whose easy non
chalence in appropriating the best OF
everything ia their way, is scarcely short
Of wonderful IL would seem a. II the
spirit OF selfishness were born in them
aud nursed with their growth with their
parents who now are always ready TO
complain bitterly on every manifesto
tiou OF il. aud. except in a few instances,
are not willing TO admit their part in de-
yeloping the low and selfish feelings
which characterize their children.
How different the conduct OF that
I small class who defer TO the needs OF
othcrs. are ready TO accommodate stran.
| ger as well as friend who do not deem
I IL un oyerpowering act OF ciyility to yield
I their seat to a lady or elderly man. oE to
l assist poor woman with her heavy bas.
/ kct from the corner TO a street-car; who
are not found puffins cigars on the plat.
I form. in the street, or in the company OF
/ the feeble II there be any positive evi
dence of noble birth and true culture
/ which the world may accept without hes
I itatiOn. il is the habit OF kindly and
cOurteously performing these offices oi
accommodation and duty which tall iu
our way as we mingle with the world
not only doing what j. but ones duty IA
a cheerful way, but things which some
times occasion temporary inconvenience
aud finding ones self abundantly recon
pensed by the pleasure or benefit thu
given TO chronological Journal
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19
From the Sunday Magazine.l
Autumn in the Woods.

How changed the scene from that 1 lately sang
OF summer in the woods
When all the leafy cov,rts rang,
Down TO the deepest SOlitudes,
With sweet bird-haTmonies Of song,
From the wild. featbered throng.
But now the furious winds sOnorous bass
Sounds through the naked trees;
Music spreads forth her wing,
And i'm the air floats melodies. which chase
Each other as they please,
And gambol as in ecstacies;
Each tree a harp and every branch a string,
Touched by hand unseen, now low, now
high,
Outrin ing Iaplurous refrains,
And with great heavens own minSirelsy
Flooding the hin ana plains.
Some tfeinuious leaves still hang upon tL'
Quivering 'twixt life aud death,
And yOnder willow sways and signs and bows
Before the frost hath bleathed her wintfy
breath,
And the last leaf falls nicllering to its tOmh,-
Relic OF brightness and OF bloom.
Walk through The woods, thrilled TO tie In
BY the wild concert of celestial sounds
In God 's cathedral. Hear the woudr Us roar
Oi natures organ, eehoing IN rounds
From the high headland TO the ocean shore.
Magnifcently grand!
This IL Gods minSter-chOtr
BY the blue heavens O'cTspanned
And now the song bursts forth from harp and
Ahallelujah chorus loud,
A hurricane of praise which sweeps
TriumphaDtly from cloud to cloud,
As though the very heavens were bowed
And then in silence sleeps.
sweet silence! Like the cadence Of a palm;
The storm was sudden, and the hallowing
calm
A. sudden as the storm;
Not breath sttrs, and zephyr soft rs balm
Brings peace in It's most lovely form.
Only the whispering rill hear,
With its wild vespcr hymn the trees among,
And, beautifully clear,
The robins plaintivc song. b.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19
Speculation and Hard Times.

1t takes long while to teach men
that they must return to the good old
way Of making money and their living
For some years nothing was so popular
as speculation. II men had only but ten
dollars they could not forbear to invest
it in some of the exaggerating, specula-
tive enterprises Of the day, and whether
they lost or won, the influence was the
same They had tasted OF the way, and
they would taste more. Judgment, pru-
dence, caution and honesty, suffered fear
fully, as consequence, and il will re-
aure a long education and severe train.
ing to get the passion killed and the
taste turned the other way. When we
are ready to come back to the belief that
money ought to be earned before it Is
owned, and that the slow processes OF
legitimate trade are surer and safer than
the hasty efforts OF commercial gambling
then, and not till then, will there be real
enterprise in business and a true revival
of trade.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

How long the lamp OF conversation
holds out 70 burn between two persons
only. i curiou.ly set down in passarr
from Count Gcnfailioner's account OF his
imprisonment
Fifteen years ] existed in a dungeon
ten feet square. During six years ] bad
a companion during nine was alone
could never rightly distinguish the face
Of him who shared my captivity in the
eternal twilight OF our cell
The fret year we talked incessautly
together We related our past lives. our
joys forever gone. over aud over again
The next. we communicated our thoughts
on all subjects The next year. We had
no ideas 70 communicate W. were be-
ginning 90 lose the power Of reflection.
The fourth. at the interval Of q month Or
90. we would ask each other u il wsrr
possible that the world went on as gay
aud bustling ~ when we formed a por-
ton Of mankind The lifth. We were ~
lent The sixth. be was taken away
never knew where. O. execution or lib
erty- One day. the dungeon door was
opened. and the following words were
uttered. by order OF his Imperial Mi
e-ty, ] intimate to you that your wife
died a year ago" The door was shut
aud no more They had Hung this great
agony upon me. and left me alone with
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

There j.. perhaps. nothing more wished
for but less UNDERSTOOD, than education.
Being educated with many means the
parting OF the hair in the middle with
mathematical ptcci-ion and artistic
nicely, a learned contempt for study
aud a supr me disgust for work proper
tiOuate To the proiuudity OF their vanity
besides an estimation oi themselves IN
an inverse ratio 70 the quantity Of brains
they possess.
Our object ~ not to reform such char
actrrs. bat to warn those who may think
that thi. Is the legitimate result Of edu.
cation that such is not the ease. aud that
the presence Of these symptoms is an
evidence Of the soitening of the brain
with them.
10 those who think that education
means d familiarity with Greek. Latin.
astI IouOmy, geology, etc. We would say
that the chief value Of these studies y
their efficacy in discipiiniug the mind
IL Is a prevalent but uniouuded belief,
however that thc study OF these partic'
ular subjects, Is indispensable 10 an cdu
cation.
There i a proverb more truthful than
elegant about Jack being Of oil trades
aud master of none. which may be ap
piled to the subject under discussion with
equal force IL simply means that those
VINO would know everything seldom
know anything we'll
Let those who are seeking 10 educate
themselve.. therefore. bear Ia mind tha
multiplicity OF studies u not essential d
education. aud that cea-rless application
To study aud uurrmitiing perseverance
are the scholars diploma
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19
Known, but Not Trusted.

A gentleman who held responsible
position under the government at Wash
ington, concluded to change his lodg-
ings. He sentsone OF the walters of the
hotel where he had selected his apart
ments after his baggage. Meeting the
waiter an hour or two afterwards, he
said
well, John, did you bring my baggage
DOWN.
mo, sirr' blandly replied the sable
gentleman.
"Why-what's the matter 2
Case, sir, the gemman in the Office
said you had not paid your bill
Not paid my bill-why, that's singu
lar-he knew me very well when he
sept the Girard house, in Philadelphia -
"Well, mebbe, reioined John, thought
fully scratching his head. dat was the
reason why he wouldn't glib me de bag
| gage.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19
VOL. 32-----NO. AZ.
DIRECTORY.
JACKSON COUNTY OFFICIAL DIREc-
TORY.
Il - - :.
ce. Court OF Common Pleas-Porter Du-

Judge, Court OF Common Pleas-Porter Du-
Stale Senator-Isaac T. Nfonahan.
Observation-Disclosures B. Monahan.
Probate Jndge-JOhn j. &. Evans.
Audilor-Thomas w. Patterson.
TreasuTer-James X: Hunter.
Clerk-William III. Horton.
Sheriff. ohm NJ. Ewing.
Prosecuting AttOrney-John Il. Jones.
Surveyor-John ID. Brown.
Recorder-Asa a. Farrnr. 60,
missioners-Abmh johnson, Saiuue'
GiIlfland and Van Ruren johnson. - -,
Inhrmary Directors-Peter Bum, W. :. Sehei-
lenger and Joseph Rule.
JUSTICES OF TUE PEACE.
Lick Township-Jas. A. Aleshire, DaVio d.
Varian, Ambrose Scott. -.
scioto ownship-Andrew III. Rehs, ROBERT
1gHas,yI n o. arTison Canter George GiHand.
Jefferson-J. Edward Jones, John Isaac
Madison Jonathan Davis, Edward Hunt,
Dandel Observation-Disclosures Poor. VIM. L. Perkins.
Mllton-George w. Whitman, Samuel DemP-
'eEashinq,on-JacobA A. Sell, John @. Ray.
Jackson-Ioseph Rowland, /. II: McCorInlck.
FRANKLIN = ATmpstead ScuTlock, Joseph j..
9Ii5erty-Wm. CaIlaghan, John Mccartney.
PosroFFIcEs AND PosTMAsrERs.
Jachson--S. p. Baldridge.
Berlin X Roads-AfTs. Electa Erwin.
nawSi4s MiIis-afrS. KIrkendall.
NRIseo-C. g. McKinniss.
Meadow Branch-Wm. b. Pfatt.
Webers-J. Calm.
Mabees-Samuel Jackson
Grahamsville-Jacob Pierce.
Monroe FuTnace-W. n. oioan'
Oak Hill-W. W. Morgan.
Samsonville- Geo. Reniger.
Byers-James Scully.
Ciay-D. j. Richards.
Rays-T II. Mccormick.
Keystone-Henry Prescott.
Camba-B. b. Evans.
Rocky NILE. w. Marvin.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

oh though, whose heart Is Scared and worn
Whom plans bewilder, cares oppress,
BY disappoin ImCnt overborne,
Or oveTjOyed at earths success
The FIR woods call 10 thee to come,
Their lonely depths are never dumb.
For there is never day so still,
So lulled TO sleep, but some light breeze,
Unnoticed else, but family nil
The topmost foliage OF the tree,
And those tall, tapeTing crests are stirred,
And the eternal whisper heard.
And there is never day so rude,
So veXed with blasts that howl and drive,
But-ln this dark and silent wood
The winds are hushed, or only give
Howe'er the treCtops rock and swing
L Lepth TO their solemn murmuring.
&c. 4. Holmes.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

With great suavity Of demcanor a
spring poor chap entered an insurance
Office, yesterday. aud said. I'D like 20
borrow ten cents "Nou Fct out. o..
piled the occupant OF the office. 4
could 60 on and particulariEc. replied
the varrauL Il could call you selfish
aud mean and stinFy. bot don't want 10.
Il could also 90 on aud particulariEr. rc.
piled thr gentleman. grttins up ! could
break your blamed neck aud have a cor.
onsf's inque.t here. but don't want O..
] shall supply boot you out" Add that's
what he simply did
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19
Hard Times

A large man. who sat on the wharf
hshins. recently gave his opinion In -.
4ard o. the hard times lis said the
trouble was that capital was opposed 20
lsbor. aud no matter how anxious a man
was 10 work. capital would make no con.
crssions lie wanted work himself. be
said. and once be thought of giving up.
but nov his wife Was able 10 take Ia
washing. aud he would never yield Ho
intended 10 .ay more. bat be was obliged
o. 90 OF 10 attend a ball match
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

A lawyer once built house OF such
curious design that the passers by invol-
UNFAIRLY stopped moment TO gaze at g.
The lawyers patience was taxed so much
by the annoyance, q at noticing gen
fireman from Limerick standing in front
of his residence, he sung out. Pat, wha,
are you looking att Did you think thu.
was church 2 Faith aud | did, till
seed the devil poking his dirty head out
OF the window"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

Little Billy was very cross aud tired
the other night. aud wanted his father
10 take him on his knee but father Vas
tired. or pretended 10 be.
II want YOU 20 hold me on your knee.
be whined.
Il tell YOU cannot do Il. ! am tired.
replied his iathcr. impatiently
Tired You wasn't very tired last
night when you held Mary on your knee
IN the kitchen"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

thee knows | never call any body names;
but, William it the Governor OF the
State should come To me aud say
Joshua, | want thee TO find me the big
sest liar in the State of New York,
would come to thee ami say, William
the Governor wants to see thee particu
larly"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

That intelligent old merchant. stephen
Girnrd. made this observation. which
may be- poudcrcd by young merchants +.
Daring my long commercial experience.
! have noticed that no advnntaF-s result
nom telling ones business 10 others ex.
cspt TO create jealousy or composition
when w. are fortunate and % crafty our
enemies when otherwise" llswas never
known 10 disregard this theory.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

Never accuse q child Of a fault uulsss
YOU are certain be committed it We
should act toward them la this matter
a. We ieel We ought 90 act toward others.
only with greater tenderne-s-not les,
a. y usually done We should always
put the beet construction possible upon
their conduct, that Be-, unless you are
sure a child IL telling a lie, aud can prove
u. DO not show the least hesitation to be-
lieve what he says. Far better that you
/ should be deceived than run the risk Of
/ showing a truthful child that YOU do not
I trust him Your simple trust may maxi
lying child truthful Your doubt oI
bis truthiulness may make a truthful
child liar
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

An Iowa justice Of the peace refused
10 fine a man Tor kissing q girl against
her will. because. when the Lass came in.
10 court. he had 10 hold on TO the arms
oi his chair 10 keep from kissing her
himself
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19

The head Of the family !. about TO eat
an apple
Moth-r-"Say. father. give us = small
piece"
Daughicr-"Oh. father. do give me
piece"
Son-"O. father. want piece
Niece-"W Won't you please give me
piece. too
Father (disgustcd) Here. the rcst Of
you take the apple. and give me
piece
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1876-10-19
WHOLE NO. 1881.
Miscellaneous

Florida alhgators are getting 20 dainty
about what they eat. that when a bald.
headed Norlhcrncr falls overheard the
reptiles sniff around him aud wait a long
time before taking him In out of politics
The Rochester Democrat gives currcn.
cy 10 the incredible scandal that stats.
tics show that thus far In this Ccnten.
uial year two boys have been born 20
every girl. i nobody's character safe ?
"You are thc dullest boy I ever saw r.
Grossly exclaimed baldhcaded old uncle
o bis nephew
"Well. uncle. replied the youth' you
cant expect me 20 understand things a.
quick ~ you do. because you don't have
the trouble Of getting en- through your
hair
An lrishman Ia Iowa was bitten by
rattleanake. but the liberal use Of a
neiFhbor's whisky cured him. The next
day he was seen walking slowly on tho
prairie. and looking earnestly for some
thing lie was asked what be was look.
ing for. For the boi,e Of a snake" was
the reply
A man named Going. Of Amsterdam,
y. Y, began % celebrate prcmaturely.
last week. and blew his eyes out with a
pound Of powder. when they picked
him up be tried 20 tell them where he
lived. bot was ~ shocked that he couldn't
remember the dfst two syllables. Of the
town.
IL was a widowed miser who. after
composing a long cpitaph for biz wife.
suppressed Il altogether. and taid Its
too expensive; put on the gravestone a
few tears
Very WE'LL" replied the artist. Say
three tears. like this-lN"
Heavens. mo- Three tears. when
have only two eyes :. Absurd Two viii
be plenty.
A printers devil Propounds the follow.
ing:
What is the difference between ESQ
a week position AZ the case aud the
chief Of the SiouxT'
"one is a bully sit and the other is a
Sitting Bal.
An English paper exultingly exelaima
that the Turks appear TO know how 20
make capital use of their improved arms
Recent events induce the belief that
they know how 70 use their leFs. too.
The newest collar is called the safe.
ty" u j. 80 named from the fact that it
Is high enough for a man who wears one
to crawl up.behind it-and hide when bic
wifr steps in ~ the Office 10 inquire
whether be mailed her letters
A Western tailor advertised Wanted
Two or three girls % put on pants
Dr. Mary Walker called next day. and
said "Now bring on your pants, aud
don look
The taylor explained. aud she lelt with
a sorrowiul air. vowinF that she would
send him q grammar. a. soon ~ che got
home.
Mr. Dana's theological disquisitions
lead the Washington Star 10 wickedly
observe that Kama without hell would
BE- literally q man without a country.
Aud the sun would like TO say Twinkle.
Twinkle. Little Star. but IL i against its
principles TO quote ANY but elegiao po-
etry.
Chicopo man had a cat which
he cared no longer 20 posses lia
took the animal into tho garden. struck
a nine times on the head with a ham.
mer. aud. AZ ID still moved. he boxed its
Ears with . spade, aud then buried it
Next morning the cat walked sefsnly
into breakfast. willing 10 forget the past.